Rantings of The Bad Gay Beast

You know sometimes Howie rants a bit. Once in a while I worry about that. You know, crazy ass Howie is ranting again. But since I visited Rosie’s blog, all of that just melted away. Well first of all she has a new poem up. I don't think Garrison will feature it on Writer's Almanac. She of course has to keep on going after The Donald because it get’s her attention

a young girl in nyc
meets a pimp
he cons her into a life of illusion
she works for him
no fun - no f**king - no future
she is owned
when she sneaks out -
to party the night away
he freaks
he roughs her up a bit
shames her in front of the others
teaches her to behave
for his own benefit
And I thought I was nuts? Whew!!!

Not content to just go after the Donald she then takes a swipe at all the poor people. You know, because she is “so deserving” and if you are poor you must “deserve” it.

You talk real loud
But you ain’t saying nothing cool
I can fit your whole house in my swimming pool, ha ha ha.
[begin sarcasm]Ha, ha, very funny. He, he, it is to laugh.[end sarcasm]

Rosie, if your brains were cotton, you wouldn't have enough for a piss ant's Kotex.

Of course Rosie has her comments disabled. God forbid her blog have to suffer actual unfiltered opinions. That’s why real blogs like The Jawa are here. Comment away! Who knows, if she takes a month to figure out that site meter thingy she might even read em.

Posted by: Howie at 01:49 PM


1 She is a vile human being. Ugly inside and out.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at December 28, 2006 03:06 PM

2 But did you read all the bad gay groupies telling her how beautiful she is. Sorry Rosie even if she's hot if she's with you it's still bad gay. Good gay requires that both chicks be hot.

Posted by: Howie at December 28, 2006 04:28 PM

3 I'm not sure what is sadder: Her poem, or the fact that I have not a single clue what she is talking about, nor whom she is addressing.
Perhaps if more people didn't know, and didn't fall for her efforts to generate publicity her whole career would fall into obscurity, apart from the obligatory flashbacks to her hijacking Tom Selleck during an interview for his new movie, in which she tried to link him to responsibility for the Columbine massacre on her now defunct daytime TV show.

Do not feed the Walrus, people.

Posted by: davec at December 28, 2006 04:40 PM

4 Meh!

No soup for you!


Posted by: TXCrawDaddy at December 28, 2006 05:04 PM

5 davec,A walrus is a handsome creature compared to Rosie.The glob of protoplasm known as Rosie is an entity unto itself.

Posted by: templar knight at December 28, 2006 05:07 PM

6 Not only is she fat and ugly, but she's a fat, ugly carpet muncher.

Draw up a mental picture of her and another fat, ugly shemale rolling
around on a rug, in front of the fireplace. Flesh and cottagecheese,
mingling together as if they were one. A scent of dead North Atlantic
salmon drifting passionately through the air. her tongue, tracing a
line up the stretchmarks of her lover's gut.

Rosy wearing one of those cutesy little see-through nighties.

Got that burned into your brains?

Stephen King doesn't have a damn thing on me.

Posted by: Dick at December 28, 2006 05:09 PM

7 response to #6:

[in agony from the ice picks in my eyes and ears]


Posted by: ben at December 28, 2006 06:49 PM

8 Rosie is a train wreck!

Horrifying, yet when you try not to look, somehow you have to peak through your fingers to confirm over and over again, that yes, it really is that bad. Masochistic.

Howie is right about 'good gay'. Rosie makes it even tougher. The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, The Seagals, and the Raiderettes combined couldn't put 'lumpy-dumpy' back together again! And that's saying something!

(BTW Howie ... is there any chance? Yknow, for research purposes? Minus Rosie of course.)

USA, all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at December 28, 2006 08:55 PM

9 Dick;

This is suppossed to be an ANTI-TERROR blog! Not a terror blog!

Why do people always put up pictures of goat-f*cking terrorists, or (what you did) while I'm eating??? What is the world coming to?

You better get the movie rights while you have a chance ...

USA, all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at December 28, 2006 09:01 PM

10 Is she under the mistaken impression that the amount of money one has and the size of one's house equals the intelligence that person holds? Where is she keeping all her extra intelligence? In her butt?

Posted by: RepJ at December 28, 2006 10:01 PM

11 Orca'Donnell is actualy fairly mild by lesbian standards. Most of them are far more misandrist and offensive. I'm glad she's out there shooting off her mouth. She provides a nice reality counter for the Hollwood depiction of lezzies as hot babes who just want to be accepted while living in an oppressive society.Nothing could be further from the truth. Most of them are rabis man haters intent on gaining every special privilege for themselves they can--at the expense of men, of course.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at December 28, 2006 11:25 PM

12 Her poems remind me of Deb Frish, she also used smsspeak. The lack of proper language goes beyond poetic licence and shows a damaged brain as far as I am concerned. Is being lesbian moonbat a preventable disease, it seems they are infected with some sort of parasite!

Posted by: RobC at December 29, 2006 03:45 AM

13 it seems they are infected with some sort of parasite!


Posted by: davec at December 29, 2006 05:47 PM

14 Maybe her mother was a somali muslim? They look that way.

Posted by: Greyrooster at December 30, 2006 08:20 AM

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