How Angelina Jolie Won the GWOT: Jawa Report- 6 Mil. Visits, 10 Mil. Hits

Thanks to all our loyal readers who have made this website a success. We just passed the 6 million visits mark, which happend just about the same time that the 10 million hits mark was passed.

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Irony? On a blog which specializes in the war on terror, our 6 millionth visitor comes from Saudi Arabia.

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Bigger irony? Our Saudi Arabian friend came here on a Live.com image search for "sex good" and found this post: Angelina Jolie, Madonna, Share Lesbian Lover

Biggest irony? Our Saudi friend spent 2 minutes 35 seconds looking at these three pictures (below the fold, SFW--unless you work in the Vatican) along with a description which includes, "We pleasured each other into the early hours..."

Thank you to our one-handed surfer from Saudi Arabia for making it all worthwhile.

Friends, given enough time and more hot lesbian models coming forward with lurid stories of intimate encounters with Angelina Jolie---we will win the war on terror!

The Jawa Report, come for the lesbian Angelina Jolie, stay to learn how to fight the cyber jihad!

Posted by: Rusty at 06:38 PM

Comments

1 Yeah, BABEEE!

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at November 29, 2006 06:57 PM

2 Sweet Jesus, that Gia scene was hot.

Posted by: Jason Chance at November 29, 2006 07:45 PM

3 I actually have you in my sidebar under "sex good".

How else would I find you?

6,000,000 hits.

Not too shabby for a new guy. Good job.

Posted by: Dick at November 29, 2006 07:47 PM

4 Ha, ha. That was good.

Posted by: Greyrooster at November 29, 2006 08:04 PM

5 Lesbians for victory!!! :)

USA all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at November 29, 2006 08:42 PM

6 You are congratulated, fatwa'd, and trackback'd.
http://junkyardblog.net/archives/week_2006_11_26.html#006260

Posted by: See-Dubya at November 29, 2006 08:46 PM

7 YOU SPY ON ME WITH YOR PATREOT ACT!!!1!



I DO MEETBALLS FROM YOR BODY!



Heh...how embarrassing.

Posted by: thelinyguy at November 29, 2006 08:52 PM

8 congratulations jawas - youre getting exactly what you designed the site for: blog hits.

Posted by: salaam-alaikum at November 29, 2006 09:14 PM

9 Congrats dude, also you sounded different then I expected on WAR. And Uncle Vinny too!

Posted by: Jane at November 29, 2006 09:28 PM

10 I think that was how I found this site too.

Posted by: SeeMonk at November 29, 2006 09:38 PM

11 Truth is stranger than fiction."one handed surfer" LOL.

Posted by: Howie at November 29, 2006 09:43 PM

12 "one-handed surfer from Saudi Arabia"

This is cracking me up. ROFL

Posted by: Syndic Nuruodo at November 29, 2006 10:13 PM

13 Once again, Good Gay saves the day.

Posted by: Gordon at November 29, 2006 10:37 PM

14 I've got a small radio station on the coast. In the Past ten years I've had at least 27,375,000 hits.

I'm broke. How are you?

Posted by: OregonGuy at November 29, 2006 11:09 PM

15 So, the way to win the war on terror is to make people who might have been moral without America now im-moral thanks TO America...
I see how it is, this is really about getting as many people to go to hell with you, not about "freedom"

Posted by: Emily at November 29, 2006 11:44 PM

16 Yes Emily, the terrorists have many moral habits, such as genocide, baby killing, "honor" killings, slavery, gang rape, misogyny, homophobia, and oh, yeah--terrorism. Damn the Jawa Report for poisoning the morals of our "sex good" porn hunter from Saudi Arabia.If that's your idea of morality, I'll take the American hell, thanks. idiot.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 30, 2006 12:10 AM

17 No, salaam, you embody what we designed the blog to attract.

Worthless trolls.

Posted by: Vinnie at November 30, 2006 12:30 AM

18 Emily, you miss the irony. The Saudi gentleman was searching for something HE WANTED, and it is by chance that his search drew him here.

The truth is, he is least likely to find what he was looking for here. The occasional picture of a pretty girl can be seen here, but thats a far cry from tv, or the bootleg videos that are so popular over there.

Basically, the way his culture treats women, I doubt seriously he is going to hell any faster for anything he sees at Jawa Report. Check out Sharia law.

Call me bigoted if you want, but I bet there isn't a faster, smoother road to hell than enforcing Sharia, and all that goes with it.

They are hanging rape victims for adultery? And you think some pics of Angelina in a slight indescretion are going to make things worse?

Emily, what were you searching for when you found this thread? I was searching for information myself. Have a great one ...

USA all the way!

Posted by: Michael Weaver at November 30, 2006 12:58 AM

19 The visitor from Saudi Arabia is named Jeff Bargholz, and he is a burka-wearing bearded clam.

Posted by: Speaking for the Choir at November 30, 2006 01:05 AM

20 Pfft, I've been the x-millionth visitor to loads of sites - the flashy little banner adds keep telling me so. I've got a bundle of prizes just waiting to be picked up. What did he win?

Posted by: Joe Public at November 30, 2006 04:34 AM

21 Yeah, boy. You Jawa pussies need to take Newt's advice and start limiting freedom of speech to the non-muslim posters that agree with you.

6 million, huh? Most of that is pure crap, extrapolating on what I have seen, so far, or was this a quality site, until all of the inteligent people left?

"Yes Emily, the terrorists have many moral habits, such as genocide, baby killing, "honor" killings, slavery, gang rape, misogyny, homophobia, and oh, yeah--terrorism. Damn the Jawa Report for poisoning the morals of our "sex good" porn hunter from Saudi Arabia.

"If that's your idea of morality, I'll take the American hell, thanks. idiot.
Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 30, 2006 12:10 AM "

Unfortunately, but as usual, you have missed the point, Jeff.

Most of the terrorists that we are fighting today, were created as a result of President Moron's decision to invade and occupy a sovereign country and kill it's people, for no good reason.

Since there is no recognized government in Iraq, the various parties are fighting for control of the country (civil war) and the winner will create their own dictatorship, based on Islamic law.

But the good news, for you, is that more Iraqis are concentrating on killing each other, rather than American soldiers.

Feel better now?

I just hope that we will be able to get all of our soldiers and contractors out, before the government takeover begins.

Once the government takeover begins, most personnel will have to be airlifted out, leaving all equipment behind.

The ones that don't make it out will be tortured and shot or beheaded.

This will be President Moron's legacy and will be remembered long after the failure of Vietnam has been forgotten.

Posted by: PuddleDuck at November 30, 2006 05:36 AM

22 Congrats you Rusty bastard, but you know it was all due to your guest posters ya slacker ;)

Posted by: Digger at November 30, 2006 07:15 AM

23 Piddledick: You are one pitiful little piece of shit. Friggin commie bastard.

Posted by: Greyrooster at November 30, 2006 07:50 AM

24 Puddleduck likes to sleep on the wet spot.

Face down.

Posted by: Phillep at November 30, 2006 09:54 AM

25 Greyrooster - such an appropriate name for a person who is, without doubt, a stupid old cock.

Posted by: TB at November 30, 2006 01:39 PM

26 You seem to be interested in cocks. faggot.

Posted by: Greyrooster at November 30, 2006 05:47 PM

27 PiddleDick:You helped the Jawa Report get all thoose hits with your multiple moronic posts. You also provideuseful examples of the moral turpitude and abject stupididty of the anti-American left. How do you feel about helpingpeople you hate? Every time you post an insipid comment here, that's just what you do. For the first time in your life, you aren't completely impotent. You should be happy.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 30, 2006 09:01 PM

28 Piddledick is out for the evening with his muslim boyfriend.

Posted by: Greyrooster at November 30, 2006 09:10 PM

29 Or is he off serving in another war. Ha, ha. Someone should start a thread on Angola. I'm sure he fought over there too. Ha, Or was it Nigeria? I'm sure he'll come up with some story about jumping out of an airplane and landing on an elephants back. Friggin phoney.

Posted by: Greyrooster at December 01, 2006 10:31 AM






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