Well, Thank You Very Much, Mr. Helper
According to what I hear on a daily basis, the Iraq Study Group, headed by James Baker, wants us to bring Syria and Iran in to help with Iraq.
Nov. 26 (Bloomberg) -- Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad predicted the collapse of Israel, the U.S. and Britain, attacking what he called their ``oppressive behavior.'' ``The Zionist regime is on a steep downhill towards collapse and disgrace,'' Ahmandinejad told supporters at a rally of Basiji militia forces near Tehran today. In a reference to the U.S. and U.K., he said ``the collapse and crumbling of your devilish rule has started.'' The speech was carried live on state television.In related news, the ISG wants to bring Russia in to help cure radiation poisoning, Cuba to help with the North Korea situation, and Dr. Rusty Shackleford to help out in case Brangelina have marital problems.
Posted by: DemocracyRules at November 27, 2006 07:58 PM
You and whose army, Mr. Ahmcompletlymad.
Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at November 27, 2006 08:00 PM
Posted by: Greyrooster at November 27, 2006 08:28 PM
Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 27, 2006 09:07 PM
The football game is starting and I just spilled some Chivas and water on this traveling keyboard. It's nice but when I fall asleep in my big chair strange things happen with it hits the ground.
Posted by: Greyrooster at November 27, 2006 09:09 PM
In related news, the ISG wants to bring Russia in to help cure radiation poisoning, Cuba to help with the North Korea situation, and Dr. Rusty Shackleford to help out in case Brangelina have marital problems.... and ISG wants Greg to stop checking Barney Frank's prostate.
Posted by: Darth Vag at November 27, 2006 09:30 PM
I am sure that the new rulers will be of the liberal secular type and not islamic fundamentalists.
Well rooster fortunately for you foreign policy is not under the control of the Congress. George Bush will continue to lead us for two more years and he seems to be ready to "stay the course".
My personal view is that at this point neither Iran nor Syria will be able to have much of an impact on Iraq. The insurgency seems to be self supporting and I don't think it has much in the way of top down control. How much actual control over someone like al Sadr has over all elements of his militia is open to debate.
Posted by: John Ryan at November 27, 2006 10:01 PM
Posted by: Randman at November 27, 2006 10:01 PM
Posted by: alaikum at November 27, 2006 10:40 PM
Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 27, 2006 10:53 PM
Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 27, 2006 10:57 PM
Posted by: Double Dees at November 27, 2006 11:19 PM
As an American, I have no desire to fight my own countrymen in Iraq or elsewhere. As the right wing blogosphere is so impassioned about supporting our country's occupation of Iraq and vehemently opposed to the Iraqis' defensive campaign against it, wouldn't it be honorable and consistent with your beliefs to enlist? To fail to take action while the Army and Marines need able-bodied personnel shows a certain lack of faith and confidence. Do you believe the Iraq occupation and your fellow countrymen dying there are worthy of your own blood? Is that how the right wing bloggers "support the troops"? From a safe, sheltered distance?
Posted by: salaam-alaikum at November 27, 2006 11:22 PM
You give real Republicans a bad name.
Posted by: Double Dees at November 27, 2006 11:29 PM
Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at November 27, 2006 11:37 PM
Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 28, 2006 12:25 AM
Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 28, 2006 12:29 AM
Posted by: Double Dees at November 28, 2006 12:32 AM
I look forward to my next visit.
They like to blow themselves up
We like to blow them up
You would think we would get along better...
Posted by: Fargo Levy at November 28, 2006 12:40 AM
Posted by: Double Dees at November 28, 2006 12:45 AM
Posted by: firstname.lastname@example.org at November 28, 2006 12:47 AM
muslims killing muslimsis a VICTORY forinfidels all over the world.
Posted by: Fargo Levy at November 28, 2006 12:57 AM
been thoroughly discredited over and over as a valid argument.
You're a little slow on the uptake, eh?
As to the topic: Whatever happened to putting pressure on terror
sponsors? Now we're asking for their help? Assad and
Ahmadinnerjacket are megalomaniacs. All we're doing is feeding
their bloated egotistical appetites while they continue to hand off
supplies, money and tactical help to terrorist groups. These guys
aren't inclined to help anyone but those who will solidify their
positions. It's a fools errand.
This whole charade would make a great Cox Forkum cartoon.
Posted by: Oyster at November 28, 2006 05:09 AM
Last time I looked President Moron was running this war without seeking any advise from either Democrats or Republicans, in congress.
Since he has made a complete mess of it, he will now appear to be "non-partisan", while rejecting the recommendations of the Baker study group, because they don't fit with his neocon strategy for fighting a war.
I guess you guys think that Bush's daddy was a moron, too, since you have no hope for his buddies to make the recommendations, that are acceptable to you.
If neither President Moron or the Iraq study group has the answers, who does?
President Moron has created a mess with only 2 kinds of solutions, left to consider: bad and worse.
Posted by: PuddleDuck at November 28, 2006 07:04 AM
the "insurgency" in Iraq is wholly owned by foreign interrests. Iran and Syria are the main instigators.
Any claim to the contrary is a transparent lie. "Lyin' is your personal forte', isn't it?
You cock-sucking faggot. you couldn't tell the truth if you had a gooey mouthfull.
Glarggllmm! What's that? I couldn't understand you? Spit out that muslim cock!
Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 27, 2006 10:53 PM"
That's the funniest thing I've heard this morning!!!!
Thanks for the laugh, Jeff (You sure that you and Greyrooster aren't twins, separated at birth?).
180 degrees from the truth, as usual. You're still battin' 1000. Keep up the good work.
Sorry, still LMAO!!!
Posted by: PuddleDuck at November 28, 2006 07:13 AM
Every day that we insult the leftards brings us one day closer to victory.
Thank, everyone for your valiant effort, in this worthy endeavor.
And just remember, if we don't win, it's the leftard's fault and probably the liberal MSM, Charlie Rangle's, Bill Clinton's, Nancy Pelosi's or the PIAPS's (Hilary Clinton) fault.
It sure as hell won't be President Moron's fault.
Posted by: PuddleDuck at November 28, 2006 07:20 AM
You give real Republicans a bad name.
Posted by: Double Dees at November 27, 2006 11:29"
Oh, shit....like that's possible.
Making Republicans look bad is like trying to fuck up a soup sandwitch.
Can't be done.
I heard that Jeff and Greyrooster are sharing a jar of Vasoline. What's up with that?
Posted by: PuddleDuck at November 28, 2006 07:25 AM
you celebrate as well on 9/11 that the big bad evil empire had been
taught a lesson?
Posted by: Randman at November 28, 2006 09:02 AM
Piddledick needs more than 4 posts to excuse his lying commie ass. The low life needs attention. That's why he must triple space everything to make his cowardly anti Amercan presence larger than it is.
Posted by: Greyrooster at November 28, 2006 09:23 AM
You cock-sucking faggot.
Homophobia? From a Lib? It doesn't shock me. The only racism I've experienced as a hispanic has come from Libs since I became conservative.
Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at November 28, 2006 10:09 AM
been thoroughly discredited over and over as a valid argument.
You're a little slow on the uptake, eh?"
I havent called anyone a chickenhawk. you are entitled to express an opinion on the war whether or not you are in the military. but i am saying that you must not truly believe the Iraq war is a matter of national survival.
if you are an able bodied person born after Nov. 28, 1964, you say the Iraq war is necessary for our civilization to survive against those who wish to establish a global caliphate....
and yet you are not truly participating in the war?
there's a serious credibility gap there.
if blogging is a greater contribution than actually serving in the field, then i suppose i really should believe your arguments.
Posted by: salaam at November 28, 2006 01:26 PM
Posted by: Max Power at November 28, 2006 02:39 PM
know crap! You don't know who here has served or hasn't served so fuck
you and your muzzie opinion."
but we know that Rusty hasn't served and won't serve. saving his country from the islamic caliphate about to take over the world isn't important enough compared to tenure, a soft chair, and a safe existence as a pro-war blogger.
Posted by: salaam-alaikum at November 28, 2006 03:13 PM
Fuck you Salami in San Jose.
Posted by: Howie at November 28, 2006 03:24 PM
Whether he serve after arguing incessantly that the world is facing impending doom in the face of Islamists - if he is in fact eligible for enlistment - now that does affect his credibility.
if he and other pro war advocates truly believed in the gravity of the Islamic threat they would either join the fight themselves or call on their readers to enlist also.
But it's clear Rusty doesn't really believe the Islamists are about to conquer the world, or that Iraq is really worth the blood and resources America is investing in it - otherwise he would be there.
Jimmy Stewart, Jackie Robinson, Ronald Reagan...and countless others did so when the threat was real.
"I really don't think standing Rusty up there so two more good
professional career soldiers can waste their time carrying him off the
battlefield would be helpful. Best to use the talent he has. If called
he would go."
So you imply that talent as a blogger is equal to the sacrifice of an American soldier or Marine?
That's really disgusting.
a million bloggers aren't worth one soldier.
Posted by: salaam-alaikum at November 28, 2006 04:26 PM
Posted by: Max Power at November 28, 2006 04:37 PM
Your fucked up logic says that citizens have no basis for contributing anything and that is wrong and rather stupid. Soldiers work to support us and our freedoms. We should and do support them. A soldier gives the utimate gift. We should use our talents to help as we can but the idea that the entire nation should run off to the recruiting office tommorrow is just silly. Should all the poeple at boeing stop building planes and run off to Iraq. So, do you know what's best for Rusty or me for that matter. Do you really think that the soldiers want a bunch of less that healthy fatasses getting in their way? No you are just making a cheap attack based on a straw man argument. We have received many thanks for our work including from the military. Stick a sock in it bub. So what are you doing? besides being an asshat.
Posted by: Howie at November 28, 2006 04:40 PM
Posted by: Randman at November 28, 2006 04:51 PM
Posted by: salaam alaikum at November 28, 2006 07:44 PM
I never said that civilian contributions are not valuable. and i never called you a chickenhawk or made that argument as you imply.
(youre the expert at making straw man arguments.)
think about all of the civilians who are making great efforts to defend our freedoms from real threats...people like Glenn Greenwald. his contribution is valuable because he's sincere, his arguments are cogent and most importantly they are correct.
Listen Howie, I'm really trying to help the Jawa Report. Try to act as if you believe the Islamists are going to impose Sharia on America any day now, then people might be more open to your suggestions.
Posted by: salaam at November 28, 2006 07:56 PM
Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 28, 2006 08:48 PM
Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 28, 2006 08:54 PM
Posted by: Randman at November 28, 2006 04:51 PM"
Yes, I go by many names.
Posted by: YourWorstNightmare at November 29, 2006 06:50 AM
Enough with the propaganda war. Pick up a gun and join your terrorist brethren. Advancing islam obviously means the world to you. Go get your 72 raisins.
Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 28, 2006 08:54 PM"
And while you are doing that, Jeff will be giving 72 blowjobs. It's his way of getting to "heaven".
Posted by: PuddleDuck at November 29, 2006 06:54 AM
"And while you are doing that, Jeff will be giving 72 blowjobs" = HOMO TROLL
Can't wait to see you top youself!
Posted by: Max Power at November 29, 2006 10:32 AM
Posted by: Heroic Dreamer at November 29, 2006 10:33 AM
Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 29, 2006 08:19 PM
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