Well, Thank You Very Much, Mr. Helper

According to what I hear on a daily basis, the Iraq Study Group, headed by James Baker, wants us to bring Syria and Iran in to help with Iraq.

Nov. 26 (Bloomberg) -- Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad predicted the collapse of Israel, the U.S. and Britain, attacking what he called their ``oppressive behavior.''

``The Zionist regime is on a steep downhill towards collapse and disgrace,'' Ahmandinejad told supporters at a rally of Basiji militia forces near Tehran today. In a reference to the U.S. and U.K., he said ``the collapse and crumbling of your devilish rule has started.'' The speech was carried live on state television.

In related news, the ISG wants to bring Russia in to help cure radiation poisoning, Cuba to help with the North Korea situation, and Dr. Rusty Shackleford to help out in case Brangelina have marital problems.

Posted by: Vinnie at 06:29 PM

Comments

1 FIRST, DEPOSE ASSAD: email, phone, mail, blog post, asking Israel, US, UK, France, Italy, and/or Canada to: Drop 12 small GPS guided bombs 30 metres from Assadís bedroom, on his palace grounds. Give him 24 hrs notice before hand. Then drop the 12 bombs, 2 minutes apart, all in exactly the same grassy spot. No injuries, just a very deep hole, spectacularly drilled. Then give Assad 24 hrs to be in Tunisia, where he can live the rest of his life. Something similar worked for Khadaffy (because psychopaths fear only for themselves). Ask big blogs to help. No secrecy needed: publish the date in advance, vote on it in the Knesset, or wherever. Pro Patria.

Posted by: DemocracyRules at November 27, 2006 07:58 PM

2 The Zionist regime is on a steep downhill towards collapse and disgrace,''

You and whose army, Mr. Ahmcompletlymad.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at November 27, 2006 08:00 PM

3 The democrat army.

Posted by: Greyrooster at November 27, 2006 08:28 PM

4 James Baker is a clueless jackass and he always has been.God help us all.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 27, 2006 09:07 PM

5 Trying to think of just what the democratic policy is. I can't understand them. I think they don't have a policy. They leave policy to the Republicans. Too adult for them. Democrats are like children in the back seat. Complaining, complaining, complaining. He hit me. She kicked me. Then waiting for the adults to decide what to do about it. Then they complain "that isn't fair". You should have done it this way. I'm going to cut and run away from home. If you spank me I'll tell my teacher. AAAAAAH LEFTURDS.

The football game is starting and I just spilled some Chivas and water on this traveling keyboard. It's nice but when I fall asleep in my big chair strange things happen with it hits the ground.

Posted by: Greyrooster at November 27, 2006 09:09 PM

6
In related news, the ISG wants to bring Russia in to help cure radiation poisoning, Cuba to help with the North Korea situation, and Dr. Rusty Shackleford to help out in case Brangelina have marital problems.... and ISG wants Greg to stop checking Barney Frank's prostate.

Posted by: Darth Vag at November 27, 2006 09:30 PM

7 Yeah let's rock the boat of another mideast country!
I am sure that the new rulers will be of the liberal secular type and not islamic fundamentalists.
Well rooster fortunately for you foreign policy is not under the control of the Congress. George Bush will continue to lead us for two more years and he seems to be ready to "stay the course".
My personal view is that at this point neither Iran nor Syria will be able to have much of an impact on Iraq. The insurgency seems to be self supporting and I don't think it has much in the way of top down control. How much actual control over someone like al Sadr has over all elements of his militia is open to debate.

Posted by: John Ryan at November 27, 2006 10:01 PM

8 LOL!You guys are killing me tonight.

Posted by: Randman at November 27, 2006 10:01 PM

9 if iran and syria arent good enough to help iraq, maybe you eager patriots are. US Army recruiters open their doors early. the enlistment age has been raised to 42. i'm sure y'all will be there first thing in the morning.

Go Army.

Posted by: alaikum at November 27, 2006 10:40 PM

10 John Lyin:the "insurgency" in Iraq is wholly owned by foreign interrests. Iran and Syria are the main instigators.Any claim to the contrary is a transparent lie. Lyin' is your personal forte', isn't it?You cock-sucking faggot. you couldn't tell the truth if you had a gooey mouthfull.Glarggllmm! What's that? I couldn't understand you? Spit out that muslim cock!

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 27, 2006 10:53 PM

11 Alaikum:Al Qaeda and the other pussy terrorists take applicants all day long, every day. Sign up, shit-stain. American soldiers need another target. You're a dead camel walking. Give us all areason to chuckle, and join the death squad of islam. You'll get your wish of an ignoble death sooner than you think.Fucking pussy.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 27, 2006 10:57 PM

12 "Jeff Bargholz"What kind of a GAY name is that. Jesus, it sounds like that shrill queer name Jeff Gannon.Say it fast enough and Richard Queer will think you're asking for "gerbils." What's with allyou GAY republicans these days?

Posted by: Double Dees at November 27, 2006 11:19 PM

13 Jeff,

As an American, I have no desire to fight my own countrymen in Iraq or elsewhere. As the right wing blogosphere is so impassioned about supporting our country's occupation of Iraq and vehemently opposed to the Iraqis' defensive campaign against it, wouldn't it be honorable and consistent with your beliefs to enlist? To fail to take action while the Army and Marines need able-bodied personnel shows a certain lack of faith and confidence. Do you believe the Iraq occupation and your fellow countrymen dying there are worthy of your own blood? Is that how the right wing bloggers "support the troops"? From a safe, sheltered distance?

Posted by: salaam-alaikum at November 27, 2006 11:22 PM

14 Glarggllmm! What's that? I couldn't understand you? Spit out that muslim cock!" -- Geoff BargirlsJeff,Fantasies! Fantasies!You also sound like an angry self-hating Muslim queer.Say hi to Mohammed for me. I'm sure you'll give him a reach around at least.And please, tone it down.
You give real Republicans a bad name.

Posted by: Double Dees at November 27, 2006 11:29 PM

15 What the h%ll has James Baker been smoking?

Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at November 27, 2006 11:37 PM

16 Saluck Alargecock:"As theleft wing blogosphere is so impassioned about supporting our country'sflight from Iraq and vehemently opposed to the Iraqis' defensive campaign against terrorism, wouldn't it be honorable and consistent with your beliefs to enlist in Al qaeda? To fail to take action while the pussies and wimps of islam need able-bodied personnel shows a certain lack of faith and confidence. Do you believe the Iraqterrorism campaignand your fellowjihadis dying there are worthy of your own blood? Is that how theleft wing bloggers "support the terrorists"? From a safe, sheltered distance?You're a fucking little pussy. Say hi to johnny Taliban when you get to Hell, fag-breath.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 28, 2006 12:25 AM

17 Double dees:What does dogshit taste like? Does it taste like tiny tits?Your flat chest is an embarassment. Try not to choke on jihadi shit on your way out the door, cunt-breath.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 28, 2006 12:29 AM

18 Jeff Boygirls seems to have psychological problems.

Posted by: Double Dees at November 28, 2006 12:32 AM

19 Sail Em'-Alkaline, I've been over to your little shithole corner of the world several times. Each time I left more and more dead muslim vermin. I'm sure the appreciated the light coating of bacon grease we rub onthe GBU-32's.

I look forward to my next visit.

They like to blow themselves up
We like to blow them up

You would think we would get along better...

Posted by: Fargo Levy at November 28, 2006 12:40 AM

20 Fargo Levy and Jeff Boygirls are sockpuppets.

Posted by: Double Dees at November 28, 2006 12:45 AM

21 Someday in the future, when historians analyze the Iraq war and ask why America lost, they will conclude: "because they had more bloggers than soldiers".


Posted by: salam-alaikum@cnbc.com at November 28, 2006 12:47 AM

22 Lost?

muslims killing muslimsis a VICTORY forinfidels all over the world.

Posted by: Fargo Levy at November 28, 2006 12:57 AM

23 Salaam: The chickenhawk argument is old and worn out. It's
been thoroughly discredited over and over as a valid argument.
You're a little slow on the uptake, eh?



As to the topic: Whatever happened to putting pressure on terror
sponsors? Now we're asking for their help? Assad and
Ahmadinnerjacket are megalomaniacs. All we're doing is feeding
their bloated egotistical appetites while they continue to hand off
supplies, money and tactical help to terrorist groups. These guys
aren't inclined to help anyone but those who will solidify their
positions. It's a fools errand.



This whole charade would make a great Cox Forkum cartoon.

Posted by: Oyster at November 28, 2006 05:09 AM

24 What's the Democrat plan?

Last time I looked President Moron was running this war without seeking any advise from either Democrats or Republicans, in congress.

Since he has made a complete mess of it, he will now appear to be "non-partisan", while rejecting the recommendations of the Baker study group, because they don't fit with his neocon strategy for fighting a war.

I guess you guys think that Bush's daddy was a moron, too, since you have no hope for his buddies to make the recommendations, that are acceptable to you.

If neither President Moron or the Iraq study group has the answers, who does?

President Moron has created a mess with only 2 kinds of solutions, left to consider: bad and worse.

Posted by: PuddleDuck at November 28, 2006 07:04 AM

25 "John Lyin:
the "insurgency" in Iraq is wholly owned by foreign interrests. Iran and Syria are the main instigators.

Any claim to the contrary is a transparent lie. "Lyin' is your personal forte', isn't it?

You cock-sucking faggot. you couldn't tell the truth if you had a gooey mouthfull.

Glarggllmm! What's that? I couldn't understand you? Spit out that muslim cock!
Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 27, 2006 10:53 PM"

That's the funniest thing I've heard this morning!!!!

Thanks for the laugh, Jeff (You sure that you and Greyrooster aren't twins, separated at birth?).

180 degrees from the truth, as usual. You're still battin' 1000. Keep up the good work.

Sorry, still LMAO!!!

Posted by: PuddleDuck at November 28, 2006 07:13 AM

26 My Pet Jawa - doing our part for the war, by blogging our way to victory in Iraq.

Every day that we insult the leftards brings us one day closer to victory.

Thank, everyone for your valiant effort, in this worthy endeavor.

And just remember, if we don't win, it's the leftard's fault and probably the liberal MSM, Charlie Rangle's, Bill Clinton's, Nancy Pelosi's or the PIAPS's (Hilary Clinton) fault.

It sure as hell won't be President Moron's fault.

Posted by: PuddleDuck at November 28, 2006 07:20 AM

27 "And please, tone it down.
You give real Republicans a bad name.

Posted by: Double Dees at November 27, 2006 11:29"

Oh, shit....like that's possible.

Making Republicans look bad is like trying to fuck up a soup sandwitch.

Can't be done.

I heard that Jeff and Greyrooster are sharing a jar of Vasoline. What's up with that?

Posted by: PuddleDuck at November 28, 2006 07:25 AM

28 4 post in a row. Who the hell are you having a conversation with?You seem to truly rejoice every time something bad happens in Iraq. Did
you celebrate as well on 9/11 that the big bad evil empire had been
taught a lesson?

Posted by: Randman at November 28, 2006 09:02 AM

29 No one named Salaam Alaikum is an American.

Piddledick needs more than 4 posts to excuse his lying commie ass. The low life needs attention. That's why he must triple space everything to make his cowardly anti Amercan presence larger than it is.

Posted by: Greyrooster at November 28, 2006 09:23 AM

30
You cock-sucking faggot.

Homophobia? From a Lib? It doesn't shock me. The only racism I've experienced as a hispanic has come from Libs since I became conservative.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at November 28, 2006 10:09 AM

31 "Salaam: The chickenhawk argument is old and worn out. It's
been thoroughly discredited over and over as a valid argument.
You're a little slow on the uptake, eh?"

I havent called anyone a chickenhawk. you are entitled to express an opinion on the war whether or not you are in the military. but i am saying that you must not truly believe the Iraq war is a matter of national survival.

if you are an able bodied person born after Nov. 28, 1964, you say the Iraq war is necessary for our civilization to survive against those who wish to establish a global caliphate....

and yet you are not truly participating in the war?

there's a serious credibility gap there.

if blogging is a greater contribution than actually serving in the field, then i suppose i really should believe your arguments.

Posted by: salaam at November 28, 2006 01:26 PM

32 Hey goat hummping, moongod worshipping piece of camel shit - you don't know crap! You don't know who here has served or hasn't served so fuck you and your muzzie opinion.

Posted by: Max Power at November 28, 2006 02:39 PM

33 "Hey goat hummping, moongod worshipping piece of camel shit - you don't
know crap! You don't know who here has served or hasn't served so fuck
you and your muzzie opinion."

but we know that Rusty hasn't served and won't serve. saving his country from the islamic caliphate about to take over the world isn't important enough compared to tenure, a soft chair, and a safe existence as a pro-war blogger.

Posted by: salaam-alaikum at November 28, 2006 03:13 PM

34 Rusty's brothers serve and his grandfather served and gave his all. So all those men and women who were drafted in WWII? what about them? I have first hand accounts that said voulenteers or draftee did not determine who was good soldier or not. They all fought and died the same. The main factor was if you were short, you tended to survive longer. So all those men and women who worked in factories and farms and were not drafted did not help in the war effort? I really don't think standing Rusty up there so two more good professional career soldiers can waste their time carrying him off the battlefield would be helpful. Best to use the talent he has. If called he would go.

Fuck you Salami in San Jose.

Posted by: Howie at November 28, 2006 03:24 PM

35 First of all, whether or not members of his family served is no credit to him, nor does it discredit him if he does not.

Whether he serve after arguing incessantly that the world is facing impending doom in the face of Islamists - if he is in fact eligible for enlistment - now that does affect his credibility.

if he and other pro war advocates truly believed in the gravity of the Islamic threat they would either join the fight themselves or call on their readers to enlist also.

But it's clear Rusty doesn't really believe the Islamists are about to conquer the world, or that Iraq is really worth the blood and resources America is investing in it - otherwise he would be there.

Jimmy Stewart, Jackie Robinson, Ronald Reagan...and countless others did so when the threat was real.

Howie said:

"I really don't think standing Rusty up there so two more good
professional career soldiers can waste their time carrying him off the
battlefield would be helpful. Best to use the talent he has. If called
he would go."

So you imply that talent as a blogger is equal to the sacrifice of an American soldier or Marine?
That's really disgusting.

a million bloggers aren't worth one soldier.

Posted by: salaam-alaikum at November 28, 2006 04:26 PM

36 salami - let me guess - you're posting between quarters in the jihad...?

Posted by: Max Power at November 28, 2006 04:37 PM

37 No asshole it's not equal. But to say that ordinary citizens cannot and should not do what they can to help out and that becuase they are not soliders their contribution is nill is a load of crap. People should do what they can. If they can write they should. If they can send a few bucks to save the soldiers, they should. If they work at a factory making MRE's they should do that.

Your fucked up logic says that citizens have no basis for contributing anything and that is wrong and rather stupid. Soldiers work to support us and our freedoms. We should and do support them. A soldier gives the utimate gift. We should use our talents to help as we can but the idea that the entire nation should run off to the recruiting office tommorrow is just silly. Should all the poeple at boeing stop building planes and run off to Iraq. So, do you know what's best for Rusty or me for that matter. Do you really think that the soldiers want a bunch of less that healthy fatasses getting in their way? No you are just making a cheap attack based on a straw man argument. We have received many thanks for our work including from the military. Stick a sock in it bub. So what are you doing? besides being an asshat.

Posted by: Howie at November 28, 2006 04:40 PM

38 He sounds like Puddle to me.

Posted by: Randman at November 28, 2006 04:51 PM

39 it's your blog. you can delete all the posts you want. still - what a little bitch you are, howie.

Posted by: salaam alaikum at November 28, 2006 07:44 PM

40 Howie, youre misrepresenting what i say. I said Rusty's and your arguments about the Islamic threat are not credible. Despite what you say, reality and your own behavior indicate that the radical islamic threat is greatly exaggerated.

I never said that civilian contributions are not valuable. and i never called you a chickenhawk or made that argument as you imply.
(youre the expert at making straw man arguments.)

think about all of the civilians who are making great efforts to defend our freedoms from real threats...people like Glenn Greenwald. his contribution is valuable because he's sincere, his arguments are cogent and most importantly they are correct.

Listen Howie, I'm really trying to help the Jawa Report. Try to act as if you believe the Islamists are going to impose Sharia on America any day now, then people might be more open to your suggestions.






Posted by: salaam at November 28, 2006 07:56 PM

41 PiddleLick:President Bush is a neocon? Are you saying he's one of dem Jews, or that he used to be a left-wing nut-job?

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 28, 2006 08:48 PM

42 Salaam Alyingcunt:Enough with the propaganda war. Pick up a gun and join your terrorist brethren. Advancing islam obviously means the world to you. Go get your 72 raisins.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 28, 2006 08:54 PM

43 "He sounds like Puddle to me.
Posted by: Randman at November 28, 2006 04:51 PM"

Yes, I go by many names.

Posted by: YourWorstNightmare at November 29, 2006 06:50 AM

44 "Salaam Alyingcunt:

Enough with the propaganda war. Pick up a gun and join your terrorist brethren. Advancing islam obviously means the world to you. Go get your 72 raisins.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 28, 2006 08:54 PM"

And while you are doing that, Jeff will be giving 72 blowjobs. It's his way of getting to "heaven".

Posted by: PuddleDuck at November 29, 2006 06:54 AM

45 "Yes, I go by many names" = TROLL

"And while you are doing that, Jeff will be giving 72 blowjobs" = HOMO TROLL

Can't wait to see you top youself!

Posted by: Max Power at November 29, 2006 10:32 AM

46 Do you think this thread is what Yoko meant when she mentions sufferring the insufferable?

Posted by: Heroic Dreamer at November 29, 2006 10:33 AM

47 No, reading a comment by Piddle or salaam is suffering the insufferable.

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at November 29, 2006 08:19 PM






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