Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Bad Gay So Ronery Edition

Caption this photo taken from China across the border of North Korean soldiers "fooling around".

Fatwas issued Monday.

Rusty's caption: Impoverished North Korean scientists test a second atomic weapon....the atomic wedgie.

Posted by: Rusty at 10:25 PM


1 Young soldiers trying to imitate the Dear Leader, who is always trying to fuck his people up the ass.

Posted by: Dill Doe at October 29, 2006 12:05 AM

2 Ronery comrades take advantage of the reason his mother named him Dong Long.

Posted by: Vinnie at October 29, 2006 12:16 AM

3 Caption in North Korean paper reads:

"Comrade Park, a soldier summarily convicted of treason for doing an impression of The Dear Leader, prepares to meet the same fate that awaited UN Weapons Inspector Hans Brix; being fed to The Dear Leader's pet sharks. Comrade Park's death was slow and painful, a fitting sentence for such a heinous crime."

"The Dear Leader's statement is as follows: 'Take dat Comrade Park!'"

Posted by: CanForce 101 at October 29, 2006 01:01 AM

4 Jesus...I wonder if this pic will end up having these guys executed. What a fucking hell hole.

Posted by: Randman at October 29, 2006 01:34 AM

5 Soldier 1: "The arm is mine!"

Soldier 2: "I want a leg!"

The North Korean military begins to feel the effects of the nation's food shortages.

Posted by: Capp at October 29, 2006 02:23 AM

6 Stop it you guys!! You can't waterboard me without any water!!

Posted by: Big White Infidel at October 29, 2006 03:09 AM

7 I swear, it wasn't me who put the Team America movie in Dear Leader's DVD player!!

Posted by: Big White Infidel at October 29, 2006 04:37 AM

8 "Higher! Lift him up higher, dammit! James Webb said he should be high enough to put his penis in my mouth."

Posted by: Stewed Hamm at October 29, 2006 05:43 AM

9 Internet bloggers leaked the cover art for James Webb's new novel: In the DMZ

Posted by: Stephen Macklin at October 29, 2006 08:00 AM

10 They're smiling? To the firing squad with them..........

Posted by: n.a. palm at October 29, 2006 08:28 AM

11 After reading Jim Webb's novel, Lost Soldiers, two North Korean soldiers attempt to recreate a scene by putting a third North Korean soldier's penis in their mouth.

Posted by: The Yelling Box at October 29, 2006 09:17 AM

12 Two North Korean soldiers interrogate a third on suspicion that he knows the secret to America's greatest power: division by zero

Posted by: Ranba Ral at October 29, 2006 09:38 AM

13 Just like food, energy and medical supplies, gay porno movie sets were devastated by the North Korean government's isolationist policies.

Posted by: Graeme at October 29, 2006 10:08 AM

14 So, comrade, you like to piss in the rice pot? We will show you how much we like it.

Posted by: Capt. Hook at October 29, 2006 12:46 PM

15 I get to top man this time!!!!!

Posted by: Darren at October 29, 2006 02:58 PM

16 We must have the corn in your shit, comrade! We are starving!

Posted by: Jeff Bargholz at October 29, 2006 04:57 PM

17 At trial the defendants will claim that Kim Jong Il ordered the Code Red.

Posted by: Stephen Macklin at October 29, 2006 06:11 PM

18 North Korean soldiers 2nd attempt at nuclear fart from bad kimshee in effort tospook jittery Japanese for Halloween.

Posted by: Billy at October 29, 2006 08:25 PM

19 All I did was ask for a cigarette, not a cigar!

Posted by: RepJ at October 29, 2006 08:26 PM

20 Two repressed North Korean soldiers try to get a look at another's dear leader.

Posted by: Don Long at October 29, 2006 11:04 PM

21 pfft, typical slant eyed gooks up to no good. when we nuke china, korea, and japan this world will be a lot better off.

Posted by: Gooks Are Dogs at October 29, 2006 11:08 PM

22 Go-ja!! Go-ja!! (Korean for 'a guy with a very small penis')

Posted by: Big White Infidel at October 29, 2006 11:56 PM

23 You do an eclectic celebration of the dance! You do Fosse, Fosse, Fosse! You do Martha Graham, Martha Graham, Martha Graham! Or Twyla, Twyla, Twyla! Or Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd! Or Madonna, Madonna, Madonna!... but you keep it all inside

Posted by: PK at October 30, 2006 01:07 AM

24 Listen Qwang....we need to do this...that candidate in Virginia James Webb said that doing this is not a sexual act, we are just checking your salt levels.

Posted by: Steve Sharon at October 30, 2006 09:06 AM

25 C'mon Park!! It's your turn to give Dear Leader, Cream of Sum Yung Guy!!

Posted by: Big White Infidel at October 30, 2006 12:19 PM

26 After a tough day of oppression, intimidation, and nuclear sabre-rattling, many North Korean soldiers like tounwind with a spirited game of Cooperative Asian Taint-Tickle Tag.

Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at October 30, 2006 03:28 PM

27 Although panned by many critics as "a blatant rip-off of the original", Blokeback Mountin' did enjoy a certain amount of "cult classic" success in certain areas of Vermont and Northern California.

Posted by: Buckley F. Williams at October 30, 2006 03:34 PM

28 Yeah those poor SOB's won't last long once Kim Song gets ahold of that photo! Mr. Song has not been in the best mood lately! LOL

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at October 31, 2006 08:12 AM

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