Insurgents Request Union Spackler

paperplateman.JPGThe Mujahadbeen Shura Council has released a new internet message. The Jawa Report has obtained a copy of the message. Howie doesn’t speak Arabic so my translation may be somewhat less than entirely accurate. But I did my best and that’s all anyone can expect, right?

In the name of Allah the most Gracious the most Merciful

O’ Allah, straighten up our aim and make us stand firm

All Praise and thanks are Allah’s, the Lord of all that exists. And peace be upon our prophet Muhammad, his family and companions in entirety.

I’m here to announce the creation of a new Islamic state within Iraq. The borders of which extend all the way to the four corners of this room.

But just effing look at me. This place is crawling with American and Iraqi troops, so much so that I have to hide my face for fear they will catch me.

And even more embarrassing we are so short on funds that our new camera guy had to tape a paper plate to my turban to hide my identity.

I ask you, is this any way to support the insurgency? We have been murdering people left and right and where is our support?

Also you promised to send Muhammad Abu-Spackler’s first born to fix this giant f&%$ing crack in the wall behind me.

I swear if you don’t send me some Dinars post haste I will go on strike and stop chopping off heads!

Jesus effing Christ! If the outside world sees me begging for money in this dump, I’ll never be able to strike fear into the hearts of the cross worshippers!

Get on the stick and whip out your pocketbooks or I’m going back to driving a cab in Bahgdad.

Allah is great,

“Honor, power and glory belong to Allah, to his messenger, and to the believers, but the hypocrites know not.”

The media committee of the Bad Gay Mujahadbeen Shura council of Iraq.



Update: There was a postscipt on the message that took me a bit to figure out.

Mom, I really enjoyed the Raman noodles you sent. If you could add some more of those too, I'd really appreciate it. Love Abu.

Posted by: Howie at 10:28 AM


1 Was that paper plate thingy actually there in the vid?

Posted by: Rusty at October 18, 2006 11:52 AM

2 Yes ,I swear to God.

Posted by: Howie at October 18, 2006 11:56 AM

3 hahahahahahaha!!! I can't wait to see it!!! Great Howie! I needed the laugh before sleep. Thanks Dude!! BTW I think you speak perfect Arabic! In case you need to learn more Arabic swear words for the lovelycustomer representativeat your friendly neighborhood 7/11 go to Insult Monger

Posted by: Big White Infidel at October 18, 2006 12:13 PM

4 Maybe he read Tom Friedman's column in the NY Times today. Pwned! Outed!

EdLasky at American Thinker:

From Tom Friedman

Jihadistsadmitthey are killing for the the camera and for the Democrats. A new twist for the “Party of Death”. From behind the Times Select wall:

The jihadists want to sow so much havoc that Bush supporters will be defeated in the midterms and the president will face a revolt from his own party, as well as from Democrats, if he does not begin a pullout from Iraq.


... the Web site suggests that jihadists flood e-mail and video of their operations to “chat rooms,” “television channels,” and to “famous U.S. authors who have public e-mail addresses … such as Friedman, Chomsky, Fukuyama, Huntington and others.” This is the first time I’ve ever been on the same mailing list with Noam Chomsky.

Posted by: pwned at October 18, 2006 12:23 PM

5 Did you see thisvid of the same dickheads killing? Mujahideen Council

Posted by: Big White Infidel at October 18, 2006 12:45 PM

6 Well, I see I was helping then. Always a pleasure to be of assistance.

Posted by: Howie at October 18, 2006 01:01 PM

7 Did I see the vid??? Yes we have it a few posts down.

Posted by: Howie at October 18, 2006 01:02 PM

8 Sorry Howie, all the posts on Jawa report don't come up here in Indonesia and that one with the Mujahidin video just appeared this morning . Some times posts appear a few days after they've been posted. Yesterday, it went from Pigs in Meccato Al-Reuters Photog jailed. The three posts inbetween weren't there but appeared this morning. same with Vinnie's She Came Down in A Blaze of Glory.

Posted by: Big White Infidel at October 18, 2006 11:17 PM

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