Jihadis Holding Hands Wearing Perfume

The Mujahideen Shura Council of Iraq released this video of their Bad Gay activities. The Jawa Report has obtained a copy. In the video they sit in a circle and repeat an oath. Ive done some research and it seems this is may be an offshoot of ancient pagan rituals involving scented oils. Scented oils were once very valuable and highly prized in the Middle East.


I suspect they play circle jerk just after they dip their hands in the er uh liquid, but the video thankfully ends before the foreplay is over. I have the press release below and am seeking a translated transcript.

In the video the terrorists hope they stand firm, further confirmation of the bad gay activities that most likely follows the end of the tape. Add to that the fact that there is no goat in the in the video. Yup.

This seems to be a reaction to the recent reporting that over thirty Sunni leaders have committed to fighting al-Qaeda in Iraq.

Looks like al-Qaeda could only round up five.

Update: Pixi is doing some things so at the moment I can't post a pallete cleanser for you here. But I did put one here.

Video below the fold.


Update Garduneh Mehr knows a bit of Arabic and has a partial XLT of the tape. Thanks to Garduneh and my apologies for being so slow to move it up. See his approximate XLT below the fold.

In the name of Allah the most Gracious the most Merciful

O Allah, straighten up our aim and make us stand firm

Mujahideen Shura council of Iraq brings good news to the Muslim nation about the establishing of "Helf Al-Mutaybeen" (Perfumes Alliance), all praise and gratitude be to Allah.

Allah is great,

'' Honor, power and glory belong to Allah, to his messenger, and to the believers, but the hypocrites know not. ''

The Bad Gay Media Committee of Mujahedeen Shura council of Iraq

Garduneh's XLT

Hi Howie, Sorry about the delay. So, below is what I could glean from the video of the Jihadi circle jerk. [Pls remember I was never fluent in Arabic.] The first panel with ornate caligraphy quotes a verse from the Koran: the chapter is called El-Emran verses 103 and 104. The following panel reads like "Several Mujahedeen and Sheikhs of collaborating tribes in the scented clay tradition" [the circle jerk] Then of course a long rant praising Allah; and significantly he thanks Allah for "ties of friendship in the hearts of his followers". And if I'm not mistaken he makes a reference to the family of Mohammad. [As far as I know only Shiite's praise Mohammad's family. Later he refers to Ansar-as-Sunneh who are Sunni. Looks like whoever arranged the circle-jerk wants to unite these guys against the allies.] Then the narrator quotes an Islamic tradition Hadith of Qods: "A muslim who hides or covers up another Muslim, Allah will cover him up or hide him on the day of judgement."  [I suspect he's talking about the tribal Sheikhs present who give aid and shelter to the terrorists in Iraq.] The narrator then mentions Ansar-as-Suneh and the Army of as-Sabah cooperating against "crusaders". And finally he cites a statement made by their prophet about this same circle-jerk ritual; and they all take an oath together to fight against the "crusaders" not just in Iraq but everywhere until the Shariah of their pseudo-religion rules the world.

I think now I'll go throw up and shower

Posted by: Howie at 11:44 AM

Comments

1 Howie,

It's a circle of Arabic Hardly Boys and they're all getting a "clue". Sorry, I'm still laughing over that South Park Video. I'll see if I can find anything in my notes from the Islamic studies courses I took. We did a long section on pre-Islamic paganism in the Arab peninsula. The Mujahidin wackos here alsoincorporate some Sufi beliefs so those circlejerkers might as well.

Posted by: Big White Infidel at October 13, 2006 01:22 PM

2 The movie seems to be gone, not that I would watch it anyway, since it sounds a little gay to me and that isn't my thing.

I do however get lost in the wonderful world of sarcasm here on this site. It is a great thing, but when I am really tired it sometimes messes with my head and I have to come back with a clear head sometimes to "get the meaning".

No, I am not stupid, just aclimating to the "setting" here at jawa. :lol:

Posted by: gdblackthorn at October 13, 2006 01:32 PM

3 Howie,

They used scented oils in prayer rituals of incantation and divination which are legal in Islam.

From my notes:
One of the most popular books of common prayer, by 'Abdallah Mohammed Gazali (died 870 A. H.), illustrates this magical use of God's names and often uses such expressions as "I beseech Thee by Thy hidden and most Holy Name which no creature understands,etc etc." There are many books on the magical use of the names of God, especially one called Da'wa al juljuliyeh (i.e.,Jalla jallalahu).
These names of God are used not only for lawful prayer but for strength and power to execute unlawful acts. This shows that they have a magical rather than a holy character. In the notoriously obscene book Rajua, al Sheikh ila Saba, written by a "pious" Muslim, these names of God are recommended to be used for immoral purposes.

Posted by: Big White Infidel at October 13, 2006 02:27 PM

4 Howie,
Honestly I've never heard of this but then again I know practically nothing about Arab pagan rituals. And the bit of it that I know about is so revolting that I wished I didn't :-(

Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at October 13, 2006 02:38 PM

5 Howie,
I seem to recall something like that as a way of sealing a contract. Namely, the parties to a contract would make impression of their hands in clay; and once the clay hardened these impressions would have the same significance as signatures or crude fingerprints.

As for the rant on the video it's about what you'd expect. I'm at work right now but when I get home late tonight I'll try to cobble together the bits and pieces that I undertood and either send them to you by e-mail or post a comment sometime tomorrow.
Best
/GM

Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at October 13, 2006 02:59 PM

6 gdblackthorn: The clip is working for me fine.

Posted by: Howie at October 13, 2006 03:40 PM

7 Wowie! Howie! We finally find common ground in Scarlett Johansen! As for the video of the arabs chanting and praying, just a waste of bandwidth. But Scarlett Johansen sets it all aright! She is my favorite actress of the latest generation. Convincing she is! She brings me back with her quality to some of the old classics! Oh, and she is good in bed! ;-)

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at October 13, 2006 04:04 PM

8 Glad you like it Larry. Now click my blogadd or refresh the page 2000 times your choice.

Posted by: Howie at October 13, 2006 04:09 PM

9 I'm thinking about flagging that video Howie! I am reviled by their satan worshipping rants and chants ....

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at October 13, 2006 04:13 PM

10 Please refrain Larry. As you can imagine google has a tough time with some of the vids I've tried there. It seems no enemy deaths is a rule but ours are A OK.

Google actually reviews them so I dunno.

Posted by: Howie at October 13, 2006 04:17 PM

11 Meh, Scarlett Johansen does nothing for me. This video, however,
is giving me a "raging clue..." - Wooga, aka Hardly Boy #3 in "The
Mystery of the Hairy Lotion"

Posted by: wooga at October 13, 2006 04:22 PM

12 Hi Wooga,
Haven't seen you for a while

Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at October 13, 2006 04:50 PM

13 What strategy exactly does James Baker propose we used to "negotiate" with these turds?

Posted by: Editor at October 13, 2006 05:58 PM

14 Yeh, Scarlett just doesn't perform with the same fervor for others after having been Last gasped!I'll have a talk with her though Wooga, just 'cause you're a brother of the blog!

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at October 13, 2006 11:33 PM

15 Hi Howie,
Sorry about the delay.
So, below is what I could glean from the video of the Jihadi circle jerk. [Pls remember I was never fluent in Arabic.]

The first panel with ornate caligraphy quotes a verse from the Koran: the chapter is called El-Emran verses 103 and 104.

The following panel reads like "Several Mujahedeen and Sheikhs of collaborating tribes in the scented clay tradition" [the circle jerk]

Then of course a long rant praising Allah; and significantly he thanks Allah for "ties of friendship in the hearts of his followers". And if I'm not mistaken he makes a reference to the family of Mohammad. [As far as I know only Shiite's praise Mohammad's family. Later he refers to Ansar-as-Sunneh who are Sunni. Looks like whoever arranged the circle-jerk wants to unite these guys against the allies.]

Then the narrator quotes an Islamic tradition Hadith of Qods: "A muslim who hides or covers up another Muslim, Allah will cover him up or hide him on the day of judgement." [I suspect he's talking about the tribal Sheikhs present who give aid and shelter to the terrorists in Iraq.]

The narrator then mentions Ansar-as-Suneh and the Army of as-Sabah cooperating against "crusaders".

And finally he cites a statement made by their prophet about this same circle-jerk ritual; and they all take an oath together to fight against the "crusaders" not just in Iraq but everywhere until the Shariah of their pseudo-religion rules the world.

I think now I'll go throw up and shower


Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at October 14, 2006 12:36 PM

16 I suggest that everyone familiarize themselves with islamic rituals so
as not to look foolish when you have to perform them, seeing as how
anyone who has the balls to fight is going to be put in jail or killed
so as to make the transition as smooth as possible. Too many Americans
are either cowards without the guts to fight for their own survival, or
traitors, and we few who will fight won't last long, so either prepare
to live on your knees or die on your feet; there is no third option.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at October 15, 2006 08:40 AM

17 Amen. Money and a job come before patriotism.

Posted by: Greyrooster at October 15, 2006 08:46 AM

18 So we know Rosster wil choose. He'll pay the Dhimmi Tax and kneel toward the giant cube 5 times a day for a few bucks. Because we all know that "all men are created equal" is a lot less inportant than being sure the trees that line your drive a are in a perfect row. Greyrooster's Great Grandpa Whuppem like hell Rooster: Keep them damned N*ggers digging and bring me a nice ice dear Darling. Wave that fan girl and meet me upstairs tonight. Your a bit dark for house work and Ah need to lighten your offsping a bit sugar.

Posted by: Darth Odie at October 15, 2006 08:51 AM

19 See, I told you it was satan worship!

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at October 16, 2006 12:31 AM

20 Jealously will get you nowhere. Actually, we paid those like Howies mother to breed with the blacks to lighten them up. The high yellers bring more money. Same as on any New Orleans corner today.

Posted by: Greyrooster at October 16, 2006 09:06 AM

21 Of course we could always breed the ranty bucks to the Irish girls, but the bucks wanted money for that.

Posted by: Greyrooster at October 16, 2006 09:08 AM

22 Oh no! I warned you about the jihadist's using our internets to propogate their propaganda! After watching this video I am eerily drawn in and feel a growing fascination and obsession to go join my satanic brethren! I hear their satanic chants in my sleep! I visualize myself in their white satanic klansmen outfits. I toss and turn awakening to find myself bound tightly in my sheets, pillowcase drawn over my head! By day I visit the persian rug shop in search for an appropriate prayer rug! And perfume! Quick! Take it down! It may be too late! Now, I must go ... the mailman just dropped off a copy of the Koran. It beckons .... I must follow ....

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at October 17, 2006 12:00 PM






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