The Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Does This Thong Make My Ass Look Fat? Edition

Just what is Pamela Anderson saying to this man, who is not Kid Rock, on a yacht near France (go figure) right before she's supposed to get married?


I might issue fatwas, but I don't see the need really. You pervos will have a field day with this.

Not that I'm not a pervo, or anything.

Posted by: Vinnie at 01:14 AM


1 Well, maybe he's her personal assistant. Somebodys got to put the lotion on the small of her back, and in the other nooks and crannies when home boy aint around. Its a job. Don't be a hater.

Posted by: Fathairybastard at July 30, 2006 02:44 AM

2 ...Nobody believes capains work their asses off until something like this happens.

Posted by: USMC_shooter at July 30, 2006 03:36 AM

3 This is how you get Isaac to make new episodes of the love boat.

Posted by: USMC_shooter at July 30, 2006 03:38 AM

4 I have to leave in 15 minutes for my two hour drive to the hell-i-port. From there to my job the next 30 days in the Gulf. In any case, this will be by last posting. Even when I return. My problems with this blog is.
Too many idiots like Darth Fag, all-seeing-idiot and that filthy Iranian Jew Mehr.
I would like to say that I do not support Hezbollah or any muslim. I haven't said anything to support the claim of assholes that I do.
What I did do was question Israels rampant killing of innocent people in Beirut. I repeated said that Israel should be fighting Hezbollah and not uninvolved children.
If this makes me a terrorist supporter. So be it. I'm a man. I don't indiscriminately kill innocents just to get what I want.
When this action Lebanon started it was Israel against the terrorists in southern Lebanon shooting rockets at them. Now though Israels actions the entire country of Lebanon is against them. Christians, muslims alike. This AM the Israelis have killed 50 civilans, 20 of them little kids. Be proud mother fuckers. Now Lebanon is the enemy as America is always blamed for what Israel does.
I'm not against Israel, those of you who have said so are liars. Picking a team is fine. When your team is acting incorrectly bring it up and cure the problem. The world is siding against America because of the actions of Israel. Sooner or later one of these terrorist organizations will get the big one. They will nuke Tel Avi and it will all be over. After all America educates these muslims in nuclear technology. In an effort to mitigate the world will say. " Well the Israels behaved just as badly as the terrorists"
And now I say goodbye to a bunch of loser Academic shut-ins.
Most who still live at home with their mommys. What I have found here is that the pro-Israel types are just as bad as the pro-Muslim types. Both of you are cowardly assholes who are nothing but a pain in the ass for the entire world. I seriously doubt if any of you name calling nit wits have ever seen battle. Why, because your too chicken shit to run anything but your mouths.

Posted by: Scott at July 30, 2006 05:16 AM

5 Hey Mick! What do you think of the Jawa Report, as a one sided right wing news blog? And would it be a good idea to show them some of my revealing goodies as an appreciation. You know, me as being a blond? ….(Look at hand).

Posted by: Dan at July 30, 2006 05:32 AM

6 Good post Scott!

If this sh*t in the Middle East would have been solved years ago, we wouldn’t have had 9/11. Quite sure of that!

Posted by: Dan at July 30, 2006 05:39 AM

7 Beano before. Quiet after

Posted by: Graeme at July 30, 2006 05:47 AM

8 Scott, It's kinda hard to kill the terrorists when they clothe themselves as civilians, when they use civilians as shields, when they hide behind children or hide in Mosques.

Israel drops leaflets warning civilians to leave certain areas before they bomb. If they don't---well, as they say, war is hell! And if people allow terrorists to live in their community shelters, in their homes, etc. then they need to die, too!

If you can't understand THAT, then it's just as good that you're gone.

Posted by: vilmar at July 30, 2006 06:02 AM

9 "Aye, aye, Cap'n Stabbin'"

Posted by: Rodney Dill at July 30, 2006 07:06 AM

10 To Him: "Hey, can I give you a ride?"

To Herself: "Man...I can't believe I'm still this insecure about myself. I hope my sphinkter ain't gonna fall out of this thong."

Posted by: mrclark at July 30, 2006 07:12 AM

11 "Is it tucked away okay? I don't want to have a Pet Detective moment!"

Posted by: Darth Vag at July 30, 2006 07:53 AM

12 Scott, why don't you go have a beer with Mel Gibson...

Posted by: Darth Vag at July 30, 2006 07:58 AM

13 Darth Vag,

Posted by: dick at July 30, 2006 08:16 AM

14 I bet she's telling the guy: "Tell me this not the most mouth-watering piece of ass you've ever seen!"

Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at July 30, 2006 09:23 AM

15 I get the feeling Scott was held too much as a child, because he isn't for anything, (or if he is, he's lying), but rather he's just against everything. In either case, I'm glad he's gone, because the troll quota is well filled around here.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at July 30, 2006 09:45 AM

16 Oh, and please, no more pics of diseased skanks.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at July 30, 2006 09:51 AM

17 Scott, and by that I mean "Abu-Scott El-Islami"
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Nothing more pathetic than a Palestinian Arab Muslime trying to pass himself off as white Christian American.

Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at July 30, 2006 09:55 AM

18 IM,
I thought she's recovered from her hepatitis :-)

Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at July 30, 2006 10:20 AM

19 Does my Hepatitis make me look fat?

Posted by: skald at July 30, 2006 12:09 PM

20 "See this yellow stripe down my back? It's from being Canadian, not from my Hepatitis C."

Posted by: Darth Vag at July 30, 2006 12:20 PM

21 I've already got our winner for the "I don't hate Jews, BUT" fatwa for Scott for:

"I'm not against Israel, those of you who said so are liars"

in the same post as:

"filthy Iranian Jew"


Posted by: Rusty at July 30, 2006 01:03 PM

22 Pam said, "Venereal disease, what are you talking about? Do I look like a whore to you?"

"Well, yes, er, you do. So what are your plans for the next hour or so?", he said.

"Spreading venereal disease, are you game?"

"Uh, no thanks, but I do have this Muslim buddy."

Posted by: jesusland joe at July 30, 2006 01:05 PM

23 Isn't that Mel Gibson?

Posted by: Rsluty at July 30, 2006 01:40 PM

24 Let's all cry huge Crocodile tears for sensitive Scott.. Ready?
Go! Waaaaaahhhhhhh! Waaaaaaahhhhh! ps. not to worry, he'll be back. His schizophrenic type can't resist the urge to be drawn back in for a pulse check and to spew more view!

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at July 30, 2006 01:46 PM

25 "Biodiesel turns me on"

Posted by: Rsluty at July 30, 2006 01:57 PM

26 Hey,
No ripping on Canadians

Posted by: Garduneh Mehr at July 30, 2006 02:06 PM

Dotted line: apply directly to the spine.
Dotted line: apply directly to the spine.
Dotted line: apply directly to the spine.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 30, 2006 02:15 PM

28 For my next TV role I play a Rear Admiral

Posted by: BumperStickerist at July 30, 2006 05:32 PM

29 I love my ass sooooo much, I have to look over my shapely shoulder to see what it is doing all the time. That is why my head is always turned to the side .. this being a left-side spy butt shot as opposed to a right-side spy butt shot which I will change to at 4 pm sharp. Do you like my ass spy shots as much as I do?

Posted by: bubbe at July 30, 2006 05:40 PM

30 "Target rich environment"

Think about it......

................................or better yet, don't.

Posted by: Rsluty at July 30, 2006 06:33 PM

31 "Does this ass make my bikini look fat? Oh, wait - that's wrong, isn't it?"

Posted by: mojo at July 30, 2006 06:34 PM

32 mojo.......lmao!

Posted by: jesusland joe at July 30, 2006 06:44 PM

33 I guess poor Scott hatesass as much as he hates titties .. oo

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at July 30, 2006 09:00 PM

34 "I thought Kid was his first name but he explained how that all works to me yesterday.... Yes, I thought Rock would have been a good last name for me too.... Well, I have to say no to you, but you can do it to yourself while I am sitting here if you buy me some more drinks."

Posted by: Steve Sharon at July 30, 2006 09:12 PM

35 You guys are way too complicated. On Saturday Just wrap it up and tap it out. Leave the morality for Sunday.

Posted by: Cmunk at July 30, 2006 09:53 PM

36 To him: "No Hizb'Allah hiding here!"

Posted by: Heroic Dreamer at July 30, 2006 10:11 PM

37 "Is my Hep C showing?"

ah, too easy...

How about "Has my career been revived enough yet to put my shorts back on?"

Posted by: Venom at July 31, 2006 08:53 AM

38 Venom, well no, it hasn't. She better leave 'em off a while longer.

Posted by: jesusland joe at July 31, 2006 11:46 AM

39 Hey scott. Fck you too.

Posted by: Howie at July 31, 2006 12:12 PM

40 Pam: I hope Kid brought his board. It's our wedding night.

Kid: Got it right here!

Tommy Lee. Heh, good luck "Kid".

Posted by: Howie at July 31, 2006 12:16 PM

41 ...and with a flourish of pink taffeta, Pamela revealed her secret undercover narcotics infiltrator badge, and saved all the little children from Jesus Juice Jones!

Posted by: haywood jablowmi at July 31, 2006 05:51 PM

42 Cleanup on aisle 4!

Posted by: Macker at August 01, 2006 07:58 AM

43 Man: What is that giant sucking sound?

Posted by: Darth Odie at August 01, 2006 08:45 AM

44 The giant sucking sound is Scott as he creates a vacuum while making a hastyretreat from the T A.

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at August 02, 2006 02:17 PM

45 Her: Do I have a pimple on my butt?

Him: Well, you have two huge ones up front!

Posted by: pivalleygirl at August 03, 2006 07:06 AM

46 "Does this make my ass look Fatwa?"

Posted by: Rodney Dill at August 04, 2006 04:04 PM

47 "Does this make my ass look Fatwa?"

Posted by: Rodney Dill at August 04, 2006 04:05 PM

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