Can We Call It Terrorism NOW?

Update on the Seattle Get Rid Of Those Pesky Jews case:

SEATTLE - The man suspected in a fatal shooting rampage hid behind a potted plant in a Jewish charity's foyer and forced his way through a security door by holding a gun to a 13-year-old girl's head, the police chief said Saturday.

Using a human shield. Check one for terrorist.

Haq, a Muslim, told authorities he was angered by the war in
Iraq and U.S. military cooperation with

Check two for terrorist

"He pointedly blamed the Jewish people for all of these problems," Seattle Police Chief Gil Kerlikowske said at a news conference Saturday.

Hard to tell, could be terrorist, could be Kos Kid. I'll fudge the odds and check three for terrorist.

According to a statement of probable cause, Haq told a 911 dispatcher: "These are Jews and I'm tired of getting pushed around and our people getting pushed around by the situation in the Middle East."

Taqqiya, check four for terrorist.

And, we have a hero in all of this, the pregnant woman shielding the child in her womb (take THAT N.O.W.):

One of the women wounded in Friday's shooting hit in the arm as she shielded her pregnant belly helped bring the crisis to an end by crawling into her office, calling 911, and convincing her assailant to talk to dispatchers, Kerlikowske said.

"She's a hero in my eyes," he said at a news conference.

Maybe Chuck Norris will make a movie one day called "The Hero And The Terrorist," assuming anyone besides us will ever come around to calling the guy a terrorist.

Posted by: Vinnie at 12:50 AM


1 Hiding behind a girl? What was he afraid of, that the women might throw their purses at him? He was soooo scared of those women he hid behind a girl... what a joke....

Posted by: Duncan Avatar at July 30, 2006 07:51 AM

2 I am sure he is a hero to slower elements and Muslim-idolizers like Scott.

Posted by: Darth Vag at July 30, 2006 08:40 AM

3 Definately a muslim terrorist - you can tell because of the dead women and children. Then afterwards, I'm sure all the other muslim terrorists praised the guy for his bravery against the 'infidel'.

Us infidels are some pretty terrifying creatures, apparently. It is all the terrorists can do to kill even our women.

Here's an idea: we should create an all woman army, send them over to the middle east, and let them kick their muslim asses - show the whole world they are nothing but cowards.

Posted by: JoeB at July 30, 2006 10:03 AM

4 "Definately a muslim terrorist"

'muslim terrorist' is repetitive.

Posted by: deathtoislam at July 30, 2006 02:15 PM

5 I called it terrorism before.

Posted by: jesusland joe at July 30, 2006 03:11 PM

6 Where is Brad? He is from Seattle, and is in a positon to give us first hand unbiased reports.

Posted by: jesusland joe at July 30, 2006 03:39 PM

7 It was also reported that the man had a history of mental health problems. I would surmize that a fair percent of the jihadis are a few french fries shy of a happy meal. I would not be surprised that in the near future the Center for Disease Control classifies terrorism as a disease.

Posted by: Tbird at July 30, 2006 06:24 PM

8 Yes, Tbird, a disease, just like terrorism is a crime that can be handled by the police. Officer, arrest that terrorist over in Iraq.

The whole thing reminds me of the scene in Braveheart where the English king, upon returning from France, asks his son how he is going to handle the rebellion in Scotland. The king's son says, "Why, he's a common brigand, we'll have the magistrate arrest him". The king slaps his son to the ground and says, "He(William Wallace) has taken over the village and killed the magistrate".

And that's the situation we have with these terrorists. They cannot be handled by just the police. It's time to take action before they do something drastic, like pop off a dirty bomb, or worse. Now, I'm going to fight for your rights in France, so take care of these terrorists while I am gone.

Posted by: jesusland joe at July 30, 2006 06:57 PM

9 If we can't classify him as a terrorist, how about "enemy combatant?" Then we can just execute him.

Posted by: Bob at July 30, 2006 08:52 PM

10 Vile wretched cowards they hide behind the innocent how rotten are they THIS REALY RUFFLES MY FEATHERS

Posted by: sandpiper at July 30, 2006 10:43 PM

11 I understand in Seattle, they're beefing up security around the mosques...

Posted by: ATNorth at July 31, 2006 02:38 AM

12 " Beefing up security around the mosques ... " = waste of taxpayer's money

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at July 31, 2006 08:05 AM

13 God knows we have to protect those poor, innocent muslims. Like I've said before people; when we start fighting back against the muslims, the cops aren't going to be on our side.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at July 31, 2006 08:11 AM

14 Joe, ATNorth has pretty much hit the nail on the head.

Posted by: Brad at July 31, 2006 10:02 AM

15 Brad, IM has pretty much hit the nail on the head.

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at July 31, 2006 10:18 AM

16 Ohhhh, turns out he was a... Christian! Too bad!

Posted by: Rowrow at July 31, 2006 11:03 AM

17 Why would a.......Christian....... want to murder Jews over something that is happening to Muslims in Lebanon? Doubtful he was a Christian. Why would a Christian commit murder? That is against everything Christians stand for, so I doubt he is a Christian. Did he claim to be a Christian, I don't know, but we do know what his motivation was. He was acting for Muslims.

Posted by: jesusland joe at July 31, 2006 11:53 AM

18 Christian or Muslime, wolfs come in many guises ....

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at July 31, 2006 03:31 PM

19 According to the news coverage by the liberal drive by media, Mel Gibsons act of anti-Semitism was more horrific than that of Naveed Afzal Haq. No video of the six woman shot, one pregnant, five wounded and one dead. Not a word from the Femi-Nazi gang. We see countless hours of video of the wounded and dead from Lebanon. Had Mel Gibson NOT produced the film "The Passion", his DUI would have been routine. Again the (from the left) Christians are the bad guys and the Muslims are the good guys. How much more can we take...!!

Posted by: FlimFlamMan at August 02, 2006 09:26 AM

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