Memorial Day Weekend Caption Contest


What good is the Internet if it can't be used to humiliate one's children? The boy on the diving board in this 12 year-old photo is my son. The others have visited our house over the years and will be just as mortified to see this pic on the Web.

You can enter here and/or at The Dread Pundit Bluto. Winners from each site will be announced Monday.

Shocking final note: all of the boys in this photo grew up to be straight!

Posted by: Bluto at 09:16 AM


1 Jesse Macbeth only wishes he could strike a pose as tough as these lads.

Posted by: Russ at May 27, 2006 11:16 AM

2 Obviously a bunch of future imperialist warmongers.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at May 27, 2006 01:51 PM

3 "Look dad! Your arms used to be as big as mine, ya old fart."

Posted by: Vinnie at May 27, 2006 02:16 PM

4 AP - "The He-Man Woman Haters Club prepares for their annual, 'OK, but it doesn't count as a bath.'bath on Memorial Day."

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at May 27, 2006 05:13 PM

5 White men can't jump.

Posted by: D. Carter at May 27, 2006 07:28 PM

6 Macho Macho Duck! I want to be a macho duck!

Posted by: RepJ at May 27, 2006 10:57 PM

7 Little did Bluto know that standing directly behind his son was a boy whose "stringy appendage" would earn him riches later in life under the name "John Holmes"

Posted by: Vinnie at May 28, 2006 01:55 AM

8 Thinking it best to start young, Bluto put together an elite team of operatives for the purpose of kicking Vinnie's butt anywhere in the world. However, a very limited budget allowed only the most basic of diving equipment and facilities for underwater training.

Posted by: Graeme at May 28, 2006 04:25 AM

9 In their first real act of rebellion, Bluto Jr. and 4 friends sing “Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gansta” as they line up to go swimming without waiting ½ hour after eating lunch.

Posted by: Brad at May 28, 2006 08:22 AM

10 Pictured here the offensive line of the Houston Texans. Texans' quarterback David Carr has been sacked more than any other quarterback these last four years, more than any quarterback in NFL history.

Posted by: Steve Sharon at May 28, 2006 12:52 PM

11 Later on, when Bluto jr. ran for president, his "friends" formed "Diving Board Veterans for Truth", alleging that Bluto Jr. had never, in fact, been brave enough to do the triple cannonball, as he claimed.

Posted by: jd at May 28, 2006 01:47 PM

12 MCPO's is awesome.

"Annual bloggers pool party.

Sorry, got nothing today. And what's with the two-foot drawstring?

Posted by: Venom at May 29, 2006 07:54 AM

13 Looks like John Murtha, Ted Kennedy, John Kerry, John McCain and Hillary Clinton flexing their legislative muscles (or Lack thereof)

Posted by: The Rogue Jew at May 29, 2006 08:06 AM

14 tick, tick, tick....

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