Transvestite Terrorists Taken Down By Iraqi Soldiers

With Operation Steel Curtain underway, terrorist insurgents trapped by the operation are turning to desperate measures to avoid capture or death. Like dressing up as female and hiding among women and children.

From a CENTCOM press release:

Iraqi Army Soldiers shot and killed three terrorists dressed in women’s clothing near the entrance to the safety zone established for displaced persons. The trio brandished weapons as they neared the checkpoint the Iraqi Soldiers were manning, but were unable to use them before being killed by the Soldiers. Iraqi Soldiers identified the terrorists as foreign fighters. The three terrorists were trying to hide among the women and children and gain access to the area for residents temporarily displaced.

Armed terrorists used a similar tactic at a police checkpoint Nov. 5 in the town of Buhriz, 35 miles north of Baghdad. While the terrorists posed as women, they killed six police officers and wounded many civilians.

My sources tell me that foreign-born brave jihadi babyhunter transvestites can be identified by their preference for sequined thong undergarments, while Iraqi terrorist insurgents usually wear the more traditional garter belts and fishnet stockings.


Also posted at The Dread Pundit Bluto, where whickerbills don't count.

Posted by: Bluto at 04:00 PM


1 I'm waiting for the "Iraqi Horror Picture Show" to develop a cult following on the Left. Saddam can play the lead - "let's do the time warp again ..."

Posted by: hondo at November 08, 2005 05:28 PM

2 Oh my, Nasty.

Posted by: Howie at November 08, 2005 06:11 PM

3 Heh. So Zarqawi's Queens show up in paradise for their 72 virgins. Cox and Forkum could turn this into something hilarious.

Posted by: Mike at November 08, 2005 06:24 PM

4 Great, now the queens are going to start protesting too. Goddammit we should kill everyone and just get it over with.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at November 08, 2005 07:17 PM

5 Buh-bye, Route Irish.

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at November 08, 2005 07:46 PM

6 My God!!!!Looks like Saddam and his two best friends, Downing Street Moron and Greg the traitor.

Posted by: greyrooster at November 08, 2005 07:56 PM

7 Greyrooster,

LMAO! Good one. DSM is probably going butt up as we speak, possibly spending his first few nights in the "pokey". Now this is funny, I don't care who you are, it's just funny.

Posted by: jesusland joe at November 08, 2005 08:03 PM

8 Ah ya know DSM's just loving getting to daily fellate the black muslims in da joint.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at November 08, 2005 09:03 PM

9 Propoganda really is all they have left...

Posted by: Jack's Smirking Revenge at November 09, 2005 04:26 AM

10 It's all they've ever had, but now we see the man behind the curtain.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at November 09, 2005 05:08 AM

11 So if they die wearing a burka, does that mean they have to BE one of the 72 virgins?

Posted by: Oyster at November 09, 2005 05:10 AM

12 Damn you Oyster. Damn you. I just thought of that and was congratulating myself on being so clever when I clicked on the comments link and... damn you.
By the way, I'm guessing that since sodomy is as normal as breathing to these animals, the answer is probably yes.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at November 09, 2005 06:08 PM

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