Reader Question?

Yes yes more reader love mail here.

"LOOK AT U U SAY THAT WE ARE FULL OF HATRED LOOK AT URSELFS WEN THE CALIPHATE COMES INSHALLAH YOU WILL SEE THE JUSTICE IT WILL BRING WEN U LOT WAS IN THE DARK... can you defeat someone who looks into the gun barrel of his enemy and see the gates of paradise open?"

Uh pull the trigger. Was this a trick question?

As always if you get a reply forward to

Posted by: Howie at 02:13 PM


1 Well, that's telling 'em.

Posted by: See-Dubya at October 31, 2005 02:23 PM

2 I sent a love note.

Posted by: Filthy Allah at October 31, 2005 02:34 PM

3 Piss on the Caliphate, if there was one.

Posted by: jesusland joe at October 31, 2005 02:52 PM

4 Someone was "publicschooled".

Posted by: thirdee at October 31, 2005 03:57 PM


If you take the right to commit voilence on me to achieve this end, you should not complain if someone even commits it upon you for their end. In fact, I'd prefer it if you were the one looking down the barrel, than the other way around.

Posted by: Ernie Oporto at October 31, 2005 04:09 PM

6 My thoughts exactly thirdee. Evidently Jihadi Threat Grammar 101 was discontinued for budgetary reasons.

Posted by: Graeme at October 31, 2005 04:09 PM

7 "Abu Mazen is a pimp. What I didn't know until today, it was Mahmoud Abbas all the time."
-Don Vito Corleone

Posted by: Steve Sharon at October 31, 2005 04:10 PM

8 Telegraphing one's hostile intentions works well towards libs. They get weak-kneed, fretful, and lost in self-examination as to why.

A good conservative however will say nothing remembering to control their breathing while gently squeezing (not jerking) the trigger.

Give Abdul shelter in paradise - its just a shot away - just a shot away.

Posted by: hondo at October 31, 2005 07:36 PM

9 I am of the opinion, Hondo, that all the Abduls who wish to see paradise be sent there as quickly as possible. Posthaste!

Posted by: jesusland joe at October 31, 2005 08:10 PM

10 Let me get this straight: 'Slamotards who die in combat with infidels go to paradise, right? So, following this line of reasoning, 'slamotards should cheer every time one of them gets greased, right? Wrong. Instead, they get all pissy. Why?
Shouldn't they go insanely extatic whenever abdul buys the farm? I think the survivors are just mad because Abdul got to take the express train to heaven and they didn't. So there you have it; we're just not killing enough of them. The way to make 'slamotards happy is to kill them all!

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at October 31, 2005 08:46 PM

11 Nice comeback, Howie!

Posted by: Greg at October 31, 2005 09:27 PM

12 Religion of pieces update:

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at November 01, 2005 11:16 AM

13 They keep claiming they want to go see their 72 virgin camels but everytime we kill one they cry like babies.

Posted by: Greyrooster at November 04, 2005 06:20 AM

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