Surfing Tatooine's Beaches

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Posted by: Rusty at 06:05 PM


1 Where the hell is every one? No, "Brilliant effing photoshop Rusty."?? Not even a, "Dude, you suck. Get on with your vacation already you big jerk!"??????

Posted by: Rusty shackleford at July 18, 2005 09:03 PM

2 How's this: for photoshopping over the first album cover of my band (Faith+1), and for the In-N-Out on the hill, you -- Rusty Shackleford -- can suck my balls.

Posted by: Leopold Stotch at July 18, 2005 10:14 PM

3 Dude, you suck. Better now? By the way, Carrie Fisher is in my top ten movie babes of all time. That slave-girl outfit that Jabba had her in was SMOKIN' BABY!!!

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at July 18, 2005 10:26 PM

4 Umm, Rusty...

Tatooine is actually a city in SE Tunisia. It has lots of beach, but no ocean. Lucas came across it--and obviously loved the name--as he was researching the underground houses in nearby Matmata, also obviously an inspiration for Luke's uncle's housing.

Posted by: John Burgess at July 19, 2005 10:46 AM

5 I agree, IM, regarding Fisher.

Imagine my horror when I discovered that she's a hardcore feminazi.


Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at July 19, 2005 01:38 PM

6 I have a feeling were now on tatooing anymore chewie

Posted by: sandpiper at July 22, 2005 10:32 PM

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