In Highly Controlled Interviews With Very Friendly Corporate Media Shills, Joe Biden Proved to the World That He Has Advanced Dementia and Under No Circumstances Can Be Permitted to Be "President," Even if In Name Only

And he's sickly and physically degenerated to boot.

His mental degeneration and physical frailty are so obvious that even his most partisan corporate media activists aren't hiding it. Alex Wagner, the blogger turned "reporter," Given #AllTheJobs because she's a #Marginalized pyrsyn, just straight up says that all Democrats are hoping for from Biden is that he manage to simply not die, and only offer a "corporeal presence."

But the urgency of her plea indicates she thinks the odds that Biden will be able to clear this low bar are quite low.

And I agree.



Joe Biden has been hiding out, concealing his physical and mental frailty from voters. His absence was so notable that #WhereIsJoe trended on Twitter, and even leftwing commentators were noting his suspiciously long absence combined with his confidence-sapping (pseudo) return.

Biden's so determined to hide his deteriorated mind from the public that he's literally offering a Doctor's Note to get out of the April debate with Sanders, claiming that he can't debate because of coronavirus.
Update! via Tami -- Check out this newest gem!

At Hot Air, Jazz Shaw says it's time to admit the obvious and say that Joe Biden is neither mentally nor physically capable of being president.

You can watch the wheels come off of his presentation in this video that Breitbart posted to their Twitter feed. Things seemed to be going fairly normally for a little while as Biden obviously recites some remarks while reading them off the teleprompter. But then the prompter obviously must have failed. At that point, Joe went to full ramble mode. The video is only a bit more than thirty seconds in length, but it feels a lot longer. Frankly, it's pretty uncomfortable to sit through, but make sure you have the sound on for this:

This is about as close as we can get to a transcript of Bidenís remarks falling into disarray.

"And uh, and, and in addition to that, uh, and in addition to that, we have to, uh, make sure that we, uh, we are in a position that we are, well, lemme, lemme go a second thing. I've spoken enough on that"

Jazz Shaw notes that there seems to have been a teleprompter slowdown, but also point out that this was a canned speech, prewritten and prerehearsed. Joe Biden did not pull an Ambush Interview on himself. He should have retained some vague memories about what the real people behind his campaign had written for him to recite like a decrepit puppet.

That was his prewitten appearance.

He then did remote appearances with the most leftwing, friendly "journalists" possible -- Fake Jake Tapper and Niccole Wallace.

Watching him was painful.


Is Sundown Joe going to blame his complete mental disarray on his childhood stutter?


Tim Pool put it simply:



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Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 03:12 PM (8B6Ng)

2 Centered!

Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at March 25, 2020 03:12 PM (d20MQ)

3 Straight down the middle.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 03:13 PM (8B6Ng)

4 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 03:13 PM (UWqZJ)

5 Word salad!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 25, 2020 03:13 PM (QrImU)

6 Walk that line

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 03:13 PM (8B6Ng)

7 gropey joe

what a weiner

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 03:14 PM (d7Ww2)

8 Top 10!

Posted by: YIKES! at March 25, 2020 03:14 PM (t6XCL)

9 Also, none of this looks like gumbo either.

Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at March 25, 2020 03:14 PM (d20MQ)

10 That was fast! Congrats!

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 03:14 PM (8B6Ng)

11 LOL @ the DNC

Posted by: Guzalot at March 25, 2020 03:14 PM (Rz36l)

12 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 25, 2020 03:14 PM (arJlL)

13
Biden reminds me of a Monty Python sketch about a boxing match where the boxer is dead and his head keeps popping off in every fight.


Reporter: Can I talk to the champ?!
Manager: Okay, but keep the questions simple.
Reporter: Hey, Champ. How do you feel?
Manager: I said keep the questions simple!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:15 PM (pS94+)

14 Oh man--his "Livestream" is must-see!

"The two-hundred eight, uh two thousand and eight financial crisis"

And that's in the first minute.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 25, 2020 03:15 PM (vPKfA)

15 No way he makes it until November.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2020 03:15 PM (Ez6QX)

16 Seriously though, this is as good as it can possibly get for Joe. At home, relaxed, possible edits, no pressure and we get this?

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 03:15 PM (8B6Ng)

17

Look at the screen shot of nicole chris wallace in that thumbnail and look at the chyron....

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 03:15 PM (un7FC)

18 Been seeing some of these, as wrote earlier Democrats got a real problem when this is over and everything is back to normal.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 03:16 PM (ZCEU2)

19 I don't want to go on the cart!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 03:16 PM (T6t7i)

20 So this is the guy who is going to beat Trump?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 25, 2020 03:16 PM (h+Dtu)

21 Doesn't pass the smell test?

Posted by: Moron Robbie's got the Kung Flu Glib at March 25, 2020 03:16 PM (nsE7Q)

22 This has been obvious for a while, but the Democrats were in complete denial about him. I love watching them lose!

Posted by: Chris M at March 25, 2020 03:16 PM (eAZVt)

23 The Dems and leftist MSM (BIRM) are so desperate that they're literally cheering on a pandemic. It would be sad if it wasn't so evil.

Posted by: Guzalot at March 25, 2020 03:16 PM (Rz36l)

24
looks like green jello and marshmellows to me

Posted by: krusty at March 25, 2020 03:16 PM (inSUy)

25
Yesterday Biden was a rutabaga. Today he's a kohlrabi.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:16 PM (pS94+)

26 Joe is likely getting hyperbaric Oxygen. Or that's what they are telling him.

Posted by: klaftern at March 25, 2020 03:16 PM (RuIsu)

27 Biden steps down, and convention picks Cuomo ?

Posted by: I Am No One at March 25, 2020 03:16 PM (0otOH)

28 Biden is going to incite so much excitement from the left wing base.

It's gonna be unreal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 03:17 PM (UWqZJ)

29 It really is pathetic that the Left would do this to one of their own.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 03:17 PM (noaju)

30 I actually feel sorry for the Dumbass

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Solemani at March 25, 2020 03:17 PM (qjCzJ)

31 Obummer was a lot better at faking intelligence.

Posted by: Chris M at March 25, 2020 03:17 PM (eAZVt)

32
Re: "corporeal presence"

Did I not aptly compare Biden to that nazi episode of Star Wars when the fuhrer was some catatonic guy being posed for the cameras?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 03:17 PM (un7FC)

33 the death count in the corner reminds me of the death count watch we had when bush was pres during the second Iraq war.

which disappeared instantly when the JEF took the oath of office.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 03:17 PM (d7Ww2)

34 No way he makes it until November.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2020 03:15 PM (Ez6QX)


5:27pm is looking iffy.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 03:17 PM (8B6Ng)

35 SPONGE!

Posted by: Dad of Six at March 25, 2020 03:17 PM (GEYBj)

36 In the words of Hank Hill "That boy ain't right."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 25, 2020 03:17 PM (h+Dtu)

37 22 This has been obvious for a while, but the Democrats were in complete denial about him. I love watching them lose!
Posted by: Chris M at March 25, 2020 03:16 PM (eAZVt)

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Imagine a primary where they had prevented Biden from entering at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 03:17 PM (UWqZJ)

38 This man will be the Dem nominee.

Until a proper substitute is found who checks the correct boxes.

And then that person will be the nominee.

And if you complain - what are you going to do, chump? Vote for Drumpf, who sent the economy into a tailspin, who called a deadly virus a hoax and told millions of New Yorkers to just die?

You'll eat this shit sandwich and you will tell your friends to eat this shit sandwich.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2020 03:18 PM (2JVJo)

39 Second look at Klomentum?

Posted by: pep at March 25, 2020 03:18 PM (T6t7i)

40 What was in all that hair he was sniffing?

Posted by: Donny Brook at March 25, 2020 03:18 PM (J9A97)

41 Nothing against Tim Pool but I've been saying "This and can't be president" for 30 years.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 03:18 PM (ZLI7S)

42 33 the death count in the corner reminds me of the death count watch we had when bush was pres during the second Iraq war.

which disappeared instantly when the JEF took the oath of office.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2020 03:17 PM (d7Ww2)

GRIM MILESTONES

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 25, 2020 03:18 PM (h+Dtu)

43 He's mentally deranged. --said in Alexander Dane's voice.

Posted by: Beckoningchasm Phone at March 25, 2020 03:18 PM (iEyhG)

44 39 Second look at Klomentum?
Posted by: pep at March 25, 2020 03:18 PM (T6t7i)


That's a prescription laxative.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:18 PM (pS94+)

45 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

46 I actually feel sorry for the Dumbass
=====================

Fuck that guy. He's a lying, scheming amoral kiddie sniffer. May his public humiliation be epic!

Posted by: Guzalot at March 25, 2020 03:19 PM (Rz36l)

47 40 What was in all that hair he was sniffing?
Posted by: Donny Brook at March 25, 2020 03:18 PM (J9A97)


Aquanet residue. The collective effect rotted his cortex.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:19 PM (pS94+)

48 it seems every initiative the dems try on Trump is another exploding cigar. Recall the 25th Amendment crap they wanted to pull?

Posted by: DanMan at March 25, 2020 03:19 PM (XTiHL)

49 Joe Biden:

Diddling little girls and drooling everywhere.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

50 "When I was a young whippersnapper I caught that there Spanish Flu, or the "Castanet Clap" as we called it then. It was a helluva thing. Uh-oh -- will someone help me change my Depends?"

Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 03:19 PM (N9G0H)

51 So the Dems will leapfrog Sanders who will finish with 1k delegates and literally give the nomination to someone else?


Yes please.

Posted by: Ha at March 25, 2020 03:19 PM (fNWtj)

52 His wife obviously hates him.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 25, 2020 03:19 PM (7bcfy)

53 Not only will Bernie get shut out from the nom a second time, they'll pick someone else when Joe goes bye bye. Yeah, that'll do wonders for turnout.

Posted by: pep at March 25, 2020 03:20 PM (T6t7i)

54 They're gonna pull a Torricelli. Around August he'll sadly announce that his health is deteriorating and for the good of the country he will step aside. The party will replace him with someone like Cuomo, who will appeal to the insiders and not scare away too many voters (preserving down-ticket races).

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 25, 2020 03:20 PM (SgjGX)

55 A big fuck you to Andrew Cuomo, Democrats hero. He says %3.8 billion isn't enough to cover his budget shortfall, a shortfall that largely existed before the Coronavirus.

New York, the highest taxed state in the nation, has wasted billions on pet political projects. Look at their last budget, they gave it good and hard to the citizens.

Now they want more federal money? EATADIK Il Duce. Start stripping out all your political ambitions.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2020 03:20 PM (VpIIl)

56 Corporeal Presence 2020!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 03:20 PM (KxVoZ)

57 Democrats. Can't even use a teleprompter any longer.

Posted by: JEM at March 25, 2020 03:20 PM (8erNz)

58 Second look at Klomentum?
Posted by: pep at March 25, 2020 03:18 PM (T6t7i)

That sounds like a veterinary painkiller.

Posted by: Vanya at March 25, 2020 03:20 PM (BAsqb)

59 If Joe Biden dies before the convention, Bernie Sanders might get the world record for losing the most races in one cycle.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 25, 2020 03:20 PM (h+Dtu)

60
That low bar for Joe to clear is actually lying on the ground and is in reality a ribbon.

Posted by: YIKES! at March 25, 2020 03:20 PM (t6XCL)

61 President John Gill

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 25, 2020 03:20 PM (aKsyK)

62 LEAVE UNCLE JOE ALONE, MAGGOT!

Posted by: Meggic Mac Keating McBudweiser at March 25, 2020 03:20 PM (ptqGC)

63 Obummer was a lot better at faking intelligence.

--

The racism of the left was fascinating to see regarding Obama and their celebration of him. They weren't faking. He was the smartest black man any of them had ever seen.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's got the Kung Flu Glib at March 25, 2020 03:20 PM (nsE7Q)

64 51 So the Dems will leapfrog Sanders who will finish with 1k delegates and literally give the nomination to someone else?


Yes please.
Posted by: Ha at March 25, 2020 03:19 PM (fNWtj)

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"We're completely fine with this."
-100% of Democrats, including the socialist wing

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 03:20 PM (UWqZJ)

65 The bubble headed bleach blondes come off as smart with Dopey Joe

Posted by: Regular joe at March 25, 2020 03:20 PM (6/uwW)

66

Every interview I've seen with Biden is like an awkward scene from The Office, which is every scene.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 03:20 PM (un7FC)

67 Drudge "Draft Cuomo movement building". LOL

Posted by: mrp at March 25, 2020 03:20 PM (Pqytn)

68 Captain Pike, do you think Biden is capable?

*beep, beep*

Posted by: Roy at March 25, 2020 03:20 PM (ABjxW)

69 60
That low bar for Joe to clear is actually lying on the ground and is in reality a ribbon.
Posted by: YIKES! at March 25, 2020 03:20 PM (t6XCL)


From a girl's hair? He'll make it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:21 PM (pS94+)

70 Rest in Peace, Joe.

Posted by: x at March 25, 2020 03:21 PM (nFwvY)

71 I read Wagner's piece earlier. It's full of dumbth.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 03:21 PM (KxVoZ)

72 >>>41 Nothing against Tim Pool but I've been saying "This and can't be president" for 30 years.

I know but he's a (wink wink) liberal leaning independent.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 03:21 PM (PbpT7)

73 Funny thing is once it goes critic mass and its obvious to everyone its going to be a big pie in the face

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 03:21 PM (ZCEU2)

74 At this point it really looks like there is a major faction of the Democrat Party that is just drooling over the prospect of having President MeatPuppet in the White House.

Posted by: John F. MacMichael at March 25, 2020 03:21 PM (9AOND)

75 52
His wife obviously hates him.

Posted by: CaliGirl



There is no truth to the rumor that she's pressuring Joe to buy an aquarium.

Posted by: pep at March 25, 2020 03:21 PM (T6t7i)

76 Does anyone have a chart, like the corona virus one, but showing deaths from last year? This year's chart wouldn't show actual causes of death yet, and probably has a markedly reduce traffic death count.

Posted by: Downcast at March 25, 2020 03:21 PM (xgpfE)

77 68 Captain Pike, do you think Biden is capable?

*beep, beep*
Posted by: Roy at March 25, 2020 03:20 PM (ABjxW)


"NO SNIFF I"

- - The Horta

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:21 PM (pS94+)

78 President Chauncey Gardner

Posted by: mrp at March 25, 2020 03:22 PM (Pqytn)

79 It ain't Biden that's pushing this - it's his handlers.

He's like the 5 year old kid who thinks he's gonna be President in the fall.

And they're encouraging little Joey to carry on until....

they see Hillary, or one of the Dem "DISASTER! DOOM! DEATH! I WILL SAVE YOU ALL!" governors can give a decent showing of having saved us all.

Then like the miracles the ShitBringer gave us, we will hear the many fold miracles of Governor X during our time of national crisis.

Hillary will be the VP pick, you know, to lend her wisdom to President Governor.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 03:22 PM (e284m)

80 Can we at least wait until after he is nominated to point these things out?

Let's all get on the interwebs and say things like "Gosh, he looks pretty sharp!" or "He's gonna make mincemeat of Trump."


Posted by: ukuleledave at March 25, 2020 03:22 PM (m4Hih)

81 Honestly, I think they know they can't beat Trump, so they are just trying to get Biden to the finish line, so they can blame him for the loss. I don't think they are going to sacrifice anyone they think is a "star" just to lose.

Posted by: spypeach at March 25, 2020 03:22 PM (7R8A2)

82 I for one hope Biden is on the ticket in November.

Trump will play him like the fool he is, and win in a landslide.

The idea of a dark horse is a little spooky. The dems know how to steal elections.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 25, 2020 03:22 PM (+fPHo)

83 I liked Corporeal Presence's early metal stuff, before they went mainstream.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 03:22 PM (KxVoZ)

84 Cuomo put free college for illegal aliens, free health care, and a whole bunch of other shit for people who aren't even citizens into his budget.

Start using that money, douchebag.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2020 03:22 PM (VpIIl)

85 He will be on the stage at the convention and drop dead from the aneurysm that's obviously been leaking for a few weeks.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

86 You'll eat this shit sandwich and you will tell your friends to eat this shit sandwich.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2020 03:18 PM (2JVJo)


Yeah, I was wondering who was going to ride in on the white dragon horse and as other morons have pointed out it's looking like Cuomo.

This is sad and embarrassing. The problem with dementia is the slide can be really fast, especially when stress is involved. Joe is leaving us on a rocket, waving bye-bye.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 03:22 PM (8B6Ng)

87 Bribem is singlehandedly depleting our Strategic WordSalad Reserves.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2020 03:22 PM (Z4rgH)

88 Pause for a moment to appreciate that he outsmarted Paul "True Conservative" Ryan in the debates.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's got the Kung Flu Glib at March 25, 2020 03:22 PM (nsE7Q)

89 No sympathy whatsoever. This guy is a nasty, corrupt, mean, stupid POS. Always has been. Trust me. Lots of direct observation and data involved here.

And in what way is the *substance* of Biden right now one bit less idiotic and empty than Obama, at all times? Leaving aside style and, well, obvious mental function decline?

Aside from all that, savor the intelligence and citizenship competence of your neighbors and friends who could consider this nasty dumb dementia sufferer - or his handlers - as fit for any public office or job of any kind.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 03:22 PM (El6T/)

90 Smart money is they ride Dopey Joe to the convention to keep Bernie down, then, for health reasons, they turn it over to Vote for Cuomo Not the Homo.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 25, 2020 03:22 PM (6/uwW)

91 Biden will name Inanimate Carbon Rod as his running mate.

Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 03:22 PM (N9G0H)

92 Someone clearly told Cuomo he's a favorite to win a brokered convention. He went from playing nice with Trump to trying to be a tough guy in about two seconds.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at March 25, 2020 03:23 PM (Oka5v)

93 Joe Biden has always been a blithering idiot. It's that it's just much worse now.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 25, 2020 03:23 PM (5IbVn)

94 We're completely fine with this."†
-100% of Democrats, including the socialist wing

Posted by:†TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts†at March 25, 2020 03:20 PM (UWqZJ)

Bernie bros will RAGE.

Posted by: Ha at March 25, 2020 03:23 PM (fNWtj)

95 >>>54 They're gonna pull a Torricelli. Around August he'll sadly announce that his health is deteriorating and for the good of the country he will step aside. The party will replace him with someone like Cuomo, who will appeal to the insiders and not scare away too many voters (preserving down-ticket races).


yes. I want to write an article about that, and how the GOP must state its view of the matter upfront, and that they will not permit the Democrats to run "a democrat to be named later" and will not permit new ballots to be printed beyond the statutory date for printing them.

The Democrats are rolling the dice here. They must be told that there WILL be consequences when their bet loses.

And frankly, Democrat primary voters need to be warned of that ahead of time.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 03:23 PM (PbpT7)

96
84 Cuomo put free college for illegal aliens, freehealth care, and a whole bunch of other shit for people who aren't even citizens into his budget.

Start using that money, douchebag.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2020 03:22 PM (VpIIl)


His plastic bag ban came at the perfect time... to look insane.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:23 PM (pS94+)

97 Dem plan: Joe lives long enough to take Trump behind the gym and beat him up, becomes president, dies, and VP Tank Abrams takes the reins.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 03:23 PM (ptqGC)

98 78 President Chauncey Gardner

Yep. And that's what the Deep State wants.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 03:24 PM (KxVoZ)

99 92 Someone clearly told Cuomo he's a favorite to win a brokered convention. He went from playing nice with Trump to trying to be a tough guy in about two seconds.
Posted by: Dark Helmet at March 25, 2020 03:23 PM (Oka5v)


And Trump slammed him for his mask incompetence from a few years back.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:24 PM (pS94+)

100 >>>83 I liked Corporeal Presence's early metal stuff, before they went mainstream.


Their best album was Endoplasm.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 03:24 PM (PbpT7)

101 At this point Don Hector Salamanca is more articulate.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 25, 2020 03:24 PM (lcQJG)

102 Phone just blew up, New Mexico just got put on lockdown

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 25, 2020 03:24 PM (8JqLB)

103 many here long ago "diagnosed" Biden's inability to function as a real candidate, or certainly as president. His handlers must have been aware, but apparently they pushed on with Biden as their best shot to stop CommieBernie.


So what was the plan ... if they knew Biden would Fail in due time? idk, Hillary is the only other NameBrand DeepState Certified entity with such name recognition. Or maybe they just have to let Bernie win, to satisfy their true commie base, and hope for 2024, and hope to hold the House.

If they run Joe Mondale Biden, his VP pick will have to bring the Gravitas element ... or another pick to satisfy more of their base ... like Klob' maybe.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2020 03:24 PM (Cus5s)

104 At the right time, Barky will leak the final medical exam Biden had when he was VP, which showed early onset dimentia etc...it will have gotten worse by now...and they will replace him.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 25, 2020 03:24 PM (JRaU+)

105 It's bad, it just seems like every time he's almost going to have to drop out, he puts in a passable performance.

He's like RBG.

It must be some crazy cocktail that he can only use sparingly.

Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2020 03:24 PM (sjTfF)

106 The new Census Form is here!!! The new Census Form is here!!!

Posted by: Navin "Miklos" Johnson at March 25, 2020 03:24 PM (QzkSJ)

107 >>He will be on the stage at the convention and drop dead from the aneurysm that's obviously been leaking for a few weeks.

The way things have been going lately that won't even be the weirdest thing to happen that day.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 03:24 PM (ZLI7S)

108 No, really-- you have to watch his "best we can do" Livestream: not a single minute goes by that he doesn't slur his word.

It. Is. Bad.

So Jim Crow Joe has his latest pitch to the youth--the surest sign of a losing campaign.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 25, 2020 03:24 PM (vPKfA)

109 At this point, does Biden even know he's running?

I picture him surrounded by handlers and someone saying, "Just say all the words on the teleprompter, Joe, while you smile at the camera."

Joe: "What's this for?"

Handler: "Don't worry about it. Just say the words."

Posted by: Biergood at March 25, 2020 03:24 PM (FQWHA)

110 80 Can we at least wait until after he is nominated to point these things out?

Let's all get on the interwebs and say things like "Gosh, he looks pretty sharp!" or "He's gonna make mincemeat of Trump."


Posted by: ukuleledave


I agree. Wait until he is the official nominee before we note that he is a vegetable. Pointing it out to soon will give them a chance to swap in someone viable.

Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 03:25 PM (N9G0H)

111 Not to give old Joe too much credit, but I think he's just having a cue card malfunction in the "brain freeze" video. He's waving at somebody to do something (flip the card, maybe) and then he gives up and goes on to the next card.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 25, 2020 03:25 PM (sGnvY)

112 Biden is a senile old fart who was never that bright to begin with. Even in his prime he was an idiot, plagiarizing other politicians' life stories and pretending they were his own. Why the Dims think they can prop up this demented old fossil is a mystery. Trump will wipe the floor with him.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 25, 2020 03:25 PM (k4dH2)

113 91 Biden will name Inanimate Carbon Rod as his running mate.
Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 03:22 PM (N9G0H)


I saw Inanimate Carbon Rod open for Alive and Kicking at Max's Kansas City in '70.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:25 PM (pS94+)

114 Drudge "Draft Cuomo movement building". LOL
Posted by: mrp at March 25, 2020 03:20 PM (Pqytn)


He's done nothing for the state of NY, taxed the piss out of them and whined that the Feds haven't done enough to save HIS STATE from this virus outbreak.

Yeah......that's leadership AMERICA needs.

Fuckhole.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

115
Do you think he even wants to be president at this point?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2020 03:25 PM (G51Gf)

116 I actually feel sorry for the Dumbass
=====================

Fuck that guy. He's a lying, scheming amoral kiddie sniffer. May his public humiliation be epic!

Yes Yes Yes, he has earned a complete and resounding humiliation.
But I fear he is too far gone to suffer from it.

Posted by: Actually inside the Beltway at March 25, 2020 03:25 PM (fMhOl)

117 To be honest Biden 2020 is not a whole hell of a lot different than Biden2002 or Biden 1996. He has always been a certified window licker. But now he is more in the public's eye so the normal gaffes are always seen.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 03:26 PM (pw+jk)

118 He will be on the stage at the convention and drop dead from the aneurysm that's obviously been leaking for a few weeks.

-

#CRONEPOP



(although I think a crone is a woman)

Posted by: Moron Robbie's got the Kung Flu Glib at March 25, 2020 03:26 PM (nsE7Q)

119 94 We're completely fine with this."
-100% of Democrats, including the socialist wing

Posted by:TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughtsat March 25, 2020 03:20 PM (UWqZJ)

Bernie bros will RAGE.
Posted by: Ha at March 25, 2020 03:23 PM (fNWtj)

===========

They will very actively work against the Democratic Party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 03:26 PM (UWqZJ)

120
Drudge "Draft Cuomo movement building". LOL
Posted by: mrp at March 25, 2020 03:20 PM (Pqytn)

If he was smart(?) he should wait until 2024.
That way he'll have a record as governor especially in handling a crisis.

Posted by: YIKES! at March 25, 2020 03:26 PM (t6XCL)

121 I got scammed into clicking a Hot Air link, but I read the article anyway. Jazz Shaw was talking about how Biden is clearly not fit for office.

My father is deep into Alzheimer's. I'm personally familiar with how it affects someone and Biden is showing LOTS of signs of mental deterioration.

It's not about me not liking his positions. I don't like Bernie's positions, but I don't think he's mentally unfit. Biden is not well, and his family (and the Democrats) should be ashamed for sending him out there in this state. It's heartless and selfish.

Posted by: Virginian at March 25, 2020 03:26 PM (Y7Qzg)

122 Kraftwerk were four inanimate carbon rods.

Inanimate Carbon Rod should have opened for them.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 03:26 PM (KxVoZ)

123 Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

Taggart: God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2020 03:26 PM (Z4rgH)

124 Got a new link to the bill. The first PDF appears to be the major bill. Again, these aren't final so...

https://tinyurl.com/rjw8rjq

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 03:26 PM (cF8AT)

125

Here's joe biden as president:

https://youtu.be/EnQIajyaRTU?t=2m9s

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 03:26 PM (un7FC)

126
BunionPop.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:26 PM (pS94+)

127 I wonder if the Democrats are going to hold a casting call for replacement candidates or if they are just going to grab the first guy or gal who fits the suit?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 25, 2020 03:26 PM (FJL6J)

128 Phone just blew up, New Mexico just got put on lockdown

Where the hell am I going to get my green chili fix now?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - hiding out in the secret mountain lair at March 25, 2020 03:26 PM (SchxB)

129 Elect Biden and we will be pining for the days of covfefe in a matter of weeks.

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at March 25, 2020 03:26 PM (xiOrX)

130 No sympathy whatsoever. This guy is a nasty, corrupt, mean, stupid POS.
Always has been. Trust me. Lots of direct observation and data
involved here.



He's an evil scum, but I still wouldn't wish dementia on anybody. I'd rather he had all his marbles when he spent his final years behind bars being Leroy's object of affection.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 03:26 PM (8B6Ng)

131 They won't even be able to claim Joe Dememtia is "powering through." I would feel sorry for the corrupt old Chinese agent but he is a bastard.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 25, 2020 03:26 PM (I6g02)

132 The longer the Dem media and DNC continue to pretend ol' Joe Biden's "fine" the more difficult it will be for them to sell the idea that a replacement is suddenly needed around convention time. Even if he falls dramatically one day to a stroke or aneurysm the question must be asked, "his decline was apparent to even the most casual observer, why did you profess to be blind to it and ignore it?"

Posted by: corn and beans at March 25, 2020 03:27 PM (tkNkP)

133 Biden will name Inanimate Carbon Rod as his running mate.

I'm sorry but I'm not eligible.

Posted by: Sarah Clarke at March 25, 2020 03:27 PM (8erNz)

134 Old Joe is what we thought he was...a warm body.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 25, 2020 03:27 PM (u6xw0)

135 The Democrats are rolling the dice here. They must be told that there WILL be consequences when their bet loses.

And frankly, Democrat primary voters need to be warned of that ahead of time.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 03:23 PM (PbpT7)


The purpose of the primary is for party voters to assess which candidate has the best chance in the general election. Any such assessment should include the possibility that the candidate may not make it to the general election. You don't get a do-over because your guy dropped out due to health reasons, or because he was indicted for being a crook. Those possibilities should have been addressed during the primary.

Allowing a last-minute switch is contrary to the spirit of a democratic society. It means that voters don't get to make an informed choice about their leadership. Instead they have one candidate whose every flaw has been paraded around in public for six months, and another who is brand new and sexy and has the backing of the media telling everyone how wonderful he is. And you know that if they can do it for a candidate who is truly ill, they'll start pulling that crap for every candidate who is losing an election.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 25, 2020 03:27 PM (SgjGX)

136 Been there, done that

Posted by: Zombie Edith Wilson at March 25, 2020 03:27 PM (w9Wax)

137 Still would be nice to have a crystal ball and see who his veep pick ( not that he actually makes it) will be.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 03:27 PM (ZCEU2)

138 122 Kraftwerk were four inanimate carbon rods.

Inanimate Carbon Rod should have opened for them.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 03:26 PM (KxVoZ)


"Fahn fahn fahn mit die Autobahn..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:27 PM (pS94+)

139 At least FDR made it past the inauguration in 1945.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 25, 2020 03:27 PM (FJL6J)

140 He's mentally irregular

Posted by: Rocky at March 25, 2020 03:27 PM (0jyyp)

141 This is going to be the most highly watched and debated VP pick in history.

There is a 100% chance that person will be president within 4 years if Slow Joe wins the presidency.

Yea, I know he's not going to win but Democrats have to plan for it anyway.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 03:27 PM (ZLI7S)

142 Old and busted: creeping fascism

New hotness: galloping fascism

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 03:27 PM (+y/Ru)

143 111 Not to give old Joe too much credit, but I think he's just having a cue card malfunction in the "brain freeze" video. He's waving at somebody to do something (flip the card, maybe) and then he gives up and goes on to the next card.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at March 25, 2020 03:25 PM (sGnvY)

I tend to agree, but the compilation of interview videos shows how far gone he is.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2020 03:27 PM (Ez6QX)

144 The racism of the left was fascinating to see regarding Obama and their celebration of him. They weren't faking. He was the smartest black man any of them had ever seen.


They have never seen Thomas Sowell or Walter Williams and they are perfectly content to call Clarence Thomas an imbecile.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 25, 2020 03:27 PM (a4EWo)

145 A big issues for 2020 and 2024 will be the Big Blue Bailouts for IL, CA, NY and MA...and then also for large blue cities across the nation. Hopefully we dont get stuck with all of that garbage.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 25, 2020 03:28 PM (JRaU+)

146 134 Old Joe is what we thought he was...a warm body.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 25, 2020 03:27 PM (u6xw0)


Old Joe. The Urban Dictionary "old joe."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:28 PM (pS94+)

147 If someone could confirm if two things posted here multiple times is accurate . It would be appreciated.

1. Government supply of N95 facemasks were used up in 2009 and were never restocked.

2. Cuomo declined to purchase ventilators in 2015.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 25, 2020 03:28 PM (5IbVn)

148 Second look at Bernie the totalitarian?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 25, 2020 03:28 PM (YslsA)

149 Was he scratching Harvey's nuts there?

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 03:28 PM (noaju)

150 Fredo the Elder has made New York's position in regards to the ChiCom flu much, much worse than if we had randomly picked a person from the phonebook to be governor. His state has the worst response and highest infected of all the red states combined and even the highest of all the poorly run blue states.

Yeah he's the guy to be president.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 03:28 PM (pw+jk)

151 Joe wont remember all the women that took advantage of him.

Also condom stocks soar in the face of the pandemic.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 25, 2020 03:28 PM (87Z/P)

152
Drudge "Draft Cuomo movement building". LOL

Posted by: mrp at March 25, 2020 03:20 PM (Pqytn)

He's done nothing for the state of NY, taxed the piss out of them
and whined that the Feds haven't done enough to save HIS STATE from this
virus outbreak.

Yeah......that's leadership AMERICA needs.

Fuckhole.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)


Yeah, I remember him telling us anyone who doesn't support abortion isn't welcome in NY. And then running ads here in GA begging businesses to move there.

No thanks, bruh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 03:28 PM (ptqGC)

153 53 Not only will Bernie get shut out from the nom a second time, they'll pick someone else when Joe goes bye bye. Yeah, that'll do wonders for turnout.

=====
The BernieBros will go bugf*ck nutz. It will be epic! There won't be enough popcorn in all the multiverse.

Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at March 25, 2020 03:29 PM (d6mdH)

154 135 Allowing a last-minute switch is contrary to the spirit of a democratic society. It means that voters don't get to make an informed choice about their leadership. Instead they have one candidate whose every flaw has been paraded around in public for six months, and another who is brand new and sexy and has the backing of the media telling everyone how wonderful he is. And you know that if they can do it for a candidate who is truly ill, they'll start pulling that crap for every candidate who is losing an election.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 25, 2020 03:27 PM (SgjGX)

========

The DNC will be able to nominate anyone they want legally, pretty much. Politically it's another matter.

And then when it gets to the general election, just replacing Joe on the ballot will be legally fraught and the Trump GOP isn't going to just let it happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 03:29 PM (UWqZJ)

155 Here's joe biden as president:



https://youtu.be/EnQIajyaRTU?t=2m9s

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 03:26 PM (un7FC)


And after Hitler Spock mentions a Chinese guy...

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 03:29 PM (8B6Ng)

156 all Democrats are hoping for from Biden is that he manage to simply not die, and only offer a "corporeal presence."
---
This, too, is the story of Barack Obama the democrat party

Posted by: Methos at March 25, 2020 03:29 PM (kOpft)

157 Heh. GOD is once again making imbeciles out of his President's enemies. I (almost) feel sorry for these fools.
They are trying to sell a dog dick hot dog to the American public..

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 25, 2020 03:29 PM (o2MD2)

158 OT but important: I've found the perfect weapon for the chainsaw bayonet accessory...a mini-shotgun with a chainsaw grip! The Mossberg Shockwave "Shock 'n' Saw". Too bad it, and most other shotguns, are basically soldout or impossible to access due to gunstores being closes!

https://tinyurl.com/thln7p4

Posted by: Grimaldi at March 25, 2020 03:29 PM (6K3U5)

159 zombie, can you point any viable dem?

Posted by: DanMan at March 25, 2020 03:29 PM (XTiHL)

160 Being fake-nice to the POTUS for three days ain't gonna make Cuomo play any better outside the usual hard-blue states.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 03:29 PM (KxVoZ)

161 poor old idiot can't even remember the first half of his sentences. I'd feel some sympathy if he hadn't always been an asshole.

Posted by: x at March 25, 2020 03:29 PM (nFwvY)

162 I promise my VP will have a vag.

Posted by: Sundowny Biden at March 25, 2020 03:30 PM (r+sAi)

163
Look back on Biden's career and aside from being the Senator from Mastercard, he has been 100% wrong on every major foreign and domestic policy issue for nearly 50 years.

He's also a nasty, vindictive liar and fraud. Fuck him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:30 PM (pS94+)

164 Old Joe = V.D.

Who knew?

Posted by: dananjcon at March 25, 2020 03:30 PM (u6xw0)

165 What I want to happen:

Biden get's up on stage at the convention.

Yell's "potato".

Does a mic drop.

Has seizure.

Posted by: eleven at March 25, 2020 03:30 PM (Qf83p)

166 Nicolle Wallace. What a simpering suck-up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 03:30 PM (ptqGC)

167

Biden 2020: I'm not dead... yet

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 03:31 PM (UnQ9z)

168 106
The new Census Form is here!!! The new Census Form is here!!!

Posted by: Navin "Miklos" Johnson at March 25, 2020 03:24 PM (QzkSJ)

Yeah, and don't be alarmed when next week "The New Census Form" is here again in your mail box.

They'll tell you on your completion to just chuck the next one because 'it might have been mailed before you finished your on-line form'.
But hey man, it's okay to piss away the cost of re-printing and mailing it again because it's NOT THEIR MONEY that they're pissing away.

Now, remember, these are the people who want to run your life, with automated systems that just mail shit whether they need to or not, and an obvious plan to just keep mailing it to you and excusing themselves while demonstrating their incompetency by not having their on-line entry system linked to their mailing system.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 03:31 PM (e284m)

169 @jason_howerton
Follow Follow @jason_howerton
More
BIDEN: "The president's numbers with the public have gone up in handling this crisis, but they haven't gone up in terms of his presidency."

*awkward silence*

REPORTER: Actually, his job approval is also up.

BIDEN: "Well, I hope that he's so strong that he's up way above that."

https://tinyurl.com/td7qrk4

I am SHOCKED the PBS reporter told him Trump's approval is up also. SHOCKED!

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 03:31 PM (cF8AT)

170 Yeah, I remember him telling us anyone who doesn't support abortion isn't welcome in NY. And then running ads here in GA begging businesses to move there.

No thanks, bruh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 03:28 PM (ptqGC)


The ads write themselves.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

171 148 Second look at Bernie the totalitarian?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 25, 2020 03:28 PM (YslsA)


That will lose them the House, give us a wider margin in the Senate and wipe them out all the way down to dog catcher.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:31 PM (pS94+)

172
My advice in fighting the Ching Chong virus is to fire a shotgun in the air because your bound to hit a virus or two.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 03:31 PM (t6XCL)

173 Phone just blew up, New Mexico just got put on lockdown

We (New Mexico) have been on lockdown since 8 AM yesterday morning. I did make a run to the grocery store this morning, and there are far more cars out there than one could say were doing essential business.

I have no doubt the phone alert was to remind folks before the cops start stopping people.

And along those lines, I mentioned this morning that someone died of COVID-19 in Artesia...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 25, 2020 03:32 PM (7s3Gx)

174 Nicolle Wallace. What a simpering suck-up.

What do you expect from one of John McCain 2008 campaign "managers"

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 03:32 PM (5bxa0)

175 Could we get a pic of RBG holding up today's newspaper?


Thx

Posted by: Ha at March 25, 2020 03:32 PM (fNWtj)

176 Fredo the Elder has made New York's position in regards to the ChiCom flu much, much worse than if we had randomly picked a person from the phonebook to be governor. His state has the worst response and highest infected of all the red states combined and even the highest of all the poorly run blue states.

Yeah he's the guy to be president.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 03:28 PM (pw+jk)

The problem is that they don't have anyone else.

Obama spent eight years gutting the party with his hard-left crap, and Hillary was so determined to avoid another 2008 that she made sure her loyalists ran what was left of the party. When she lost all that were left were the old guard in deep blue seats. The Dems have regained some ground in the past four years, mostly with wins by young radical progressives, who are now looking to challenge the old guard for leadership. Many of the Dems wiped out between 2008 and 2016 would be mid-level leadership, senior Congressmen, Governors, state legislative leadership, all of whom would have enough experience and name recognition to mount a campaign. But the problem is that they're gone.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 25, 2020 03:32 PM (SgjGX)

177 Old Joe = V.D.

Who knew?

Posted by: dananjcon at March 25, 2020 03:30 PM (u6xw0)


Clinton's brain wasn't eaten by VD, but Biden's was?

Shocking.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

178 6:30 pm Eastern time Joe Biden Happy Hour

Posted by: sunny at March 25, 2020 03:32 PM (lFuF3)

179 Running for President, it's like trying to roll a yo-yo after a Chinaman's Nightcap.
I shouldn't have said that.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 03:32 PM (uM6CE)

180
The Democrat Party chose this homunculus as their candidate. The closest alternative was a smelly, geezing old Marxist grifter who's never had a real job.

Democrat-run cities and states are descending into ruin - bankrupt garbage dumps.

Maybe these people shouldn't be in charge of anything.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 25, 2020 03:33 PM (cnBDP)

181 MSM is itching to switch over to Andrew Cuomo ... only problem is they sort of have to see whether his mismangement collapses his state under the strain of the China Virus or whether the Trump-led feds can managed to save NY for him.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 25, 2020 03:33 PM (dYe5S)

182 "Potato. I got a tingle."

- Chris Matthews

"Yelling 'Potato' that forcefully tells me that Joe is the man to take on and defeat Donald Trump."

- Joe Scarborough

"Potato. Po TAY. to. PO. tay. to. po. tay. TO."

- Rachel Maddow

"Someone call me?"

- Brian Stelter

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 25, 2020 03:33 PM (KxVoZ)

183 Draft Newsom?

(ducks, covers)

Posted by: Sarah Clarke at March 25, 2020 03:33 PM (8erNz)

184 But hey man, it's okay to piss away the cost of re-printing and mailing it again because it's NOT THEIR MONEY that they're pissing away.

--

Yep. I think last time I got a pre-census form, too.

"The census is coming! Watch your mail!"

Do that 150M times. Now do it again.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's got the Kung Flu Glib at March 25, 2020 03:33 PM (nsE7Q)

185 At least FDR made it past the inauguration in 1945.

by about a month wasn't it? Weren't inaugurations still in March?

The reality they knew he was checking out and that's when Henry Wallace got swapped out for Harry S Truman. Did you know the S stood for nothing?

Posted by: DanMan at March 25, 2020 03:33 PM (XTiHL)

186 At this rate of decline, he's not gonna last til November..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 25, 2020 03:33 PM (CjFDo)

187 Tulsi Gabbard was their best hope and she was the first one the DNC destroyed.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 25, 2020 03:34 PM (5IbVn)

188 It has to be painfully ugly behind the curtain.

Posted by: Tentotwo at March 25, 2020 03:34 PM (yhf6w)

189 Cuomo complaining that the Covid-19 relief bill is a drop in the bucket and not nearly enough to help NY.
Which is rich because the f'n 23,000.000 for the JFK center is still in the bill as well as other Democrat Pelosi pork.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2020 03:34 PM (wiXsO)

190 this is like the TNG episode where Sarek was losing his mind, if Sarek was an imbecile.

Posted by: x at March 25, 2020 03:34 PM (nFwvY)

191 If someone could confirm if two things posted here multiple times is accurate . It would be appreciated.



1. Government supply of N95 facemasks were used up in 2009 and were never restocked.



2. Cuomo declined to purchase ventilators in 2015.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 25, 2020 03:28 PM (5IbVn)

===
Yes accurate. Check Gateway pundit for details.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 03:34 PM (pw+jk)

192 I wouldn't be a bit surprised that during a debate Joe digs some shit out of his diaper and starts building a shit castle on his podium.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 25, 2020 03:34 PM (o2MD2)

193 zombie, can you point any viable dem?

Posted by: DanMan at March 25, 2020 03:29 PM (XTiHL)


Love to hear some alternates. A few weeks back I was saying somebody like a Gavin Newsom would ride in. Another 'ron pointed out they'd choose somebody from a state that wasn't so obviously in the tank for the dems as CA is.

Now it seems media attention has turned to Cuomo, who's suddenly taken the reigns. But I'd assume NY is the same as CA. At this point I'm not sure the dems have much choice in the matter, they're running out of time. Joe needs to succumb suddenly to the yellow plague and the new guy step in by early summer.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 03:34 PM (8B6Ng)

194 Old Joe is what we thought he was...a warm body.

-
Nobody said anything about warm.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 03:34 PM (+y/Ru)

195 I know I shouldn't laugh but I laugh and laugh. This is the best they have, eh? Biden, Sanders, Warren. Killary? Cuomo?

That's your lineup? That's how you have, Dims?


LOLGF

Couldn't happen to a nicer set of maggotspawn, garbage people, jackholes, evil stench kows.

Posted by: turambar at March 25, 2020 03:34 PM (Gylu/)

196 Let's take it outside. I'll stomp a mudhole in you.

Posted by: Slo oe at March 25, 2020 03:34 PM (vKhgw)

197 The Mossberg Shockwave "Shock 'n' Saw".

Naww... Remington makes a semi auto shockwave.
That's muh huckleberry. (wishes, sigh)

Posted by: getting the banned in cali back together at March 25, 2020 03:35 PM (JSe5/)

198 A little sock washing...

Posted by: JEM at March 25, 2020 03:35 PM (8erNz)

199 Will they draft Cuomo Cuomo Cuomo Chameleon?

Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 03:35 PM (QvAgz)

200

Should the time come, the bastard will probably be deemed mentally incompetent to stand trial.

Posted by: teej at March 25, 2020 03:35 PM (8DvH0)

201 Nicolle Wallace. What a simpering suck-up.

What do you expect from one of John McCain 2008 campaign "managers"

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 03:32 PM (5bxa0)


I'm ashamed to say, one of my husband's cousins was a campaign manager, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 03:35 PM (ptqGC)

202 At this rate of decline, he's not gonna last til November..

He's relying on his hit piece anti-Trump ads and the sycophant media

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 03:35 PM (5bxa0)

203 147 If someone could confirm if two things posted here multiple times is accurate . It would be appreciated.

1. Government supply of N95 facemasks were used up in 2009 and were never restocked.

2. Cuomo declined to purchase ventilators in 2015.
__________________

True and true.

1. https://preview.tinyurl.com/sk3zchs

2. https://preview.tinyurl.com/rkg93h2

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 25, 2020 03:35 PM (k4dH2)

204 From earlier this month, Sky News Australia hilariously wonders at Joe's "confused crazy rants":

https://preview.tinyurl.com/tzonplz

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 03:35 PM (7juvc)

205 You'll be stone dead in a moment....

Posted by: Crew Chief on the Corpse Cart at March 25, 2020 03:35 PM (FTlwv)

206 yes. I want to write an article about that, and how the GOP must state its view of the matter upfront, and that they will not permit the Democrats to run "a democrat to be named later" and will not permit new ballots to be printed beyond the statutory date for printing them.

The Democrats are rolling the dice here. They must be told that there WILL be consequences when their bet loses.

And frankly, Democrat primary voters need to be warned of that ahead of time.
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 03:23 PM (PbpT7)

The chances our side has the balls to tell the Dems how this game is played is and what happens if they try that is....well, it's zero.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at March 25, 2020 03:35 PM (Oka5v)

207 187 Tulsi Gabbard was their best hope and she was the first one the DNC destroyed.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 25, 2020 03:34 PM (5IbVn)


Agreed. She might have pissed off the Maoist wing in the base, but she fakes moderate well, fakes being pleasant and was in the military.

She would have been the most viable opponent but she destroyed Kamala Toe and went after Hillary. And so it goes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:36 PM (pS94+)

208 Sundown, you better take care ...

When you find yourself on camera, and all you do is stare.

Posted by: Gordon Lightweight at March 25, 2020 03:36 PM (iQmdl)

209
2. Cuomo declined to purchase ventilators in 2015.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 25, 2020 03:28 PM (5IbVn)


But he DID form a committee to figure out how to RATION the ventilators they had.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

210 Just wow, he can't even hold a train of though on an critical subject for 30 seconds, *with* a teleprompter in a room without any distractions.

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at March 25, 2020 03:36 PM (qZdIZ)

211 At this rate of decline, he's not gonna last til November..



Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 25, 2020 03:33 PM (CjFDo)


Nope, not at all. The decline is quite noticeable. Sure, he'll have lucid days, but those seem to be getting far and few between. This was as softball as it can possibly get, all he had to do was string together a bunch of rehearsed talking points. He failed miserably.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 03:36 PM (8B6Ng)

212 Yes accurate. Check Gateway pundit for details.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 25, 2020 03:34 PM (pw+jk)

Thanks. I asked because you will not hear that from the MSM.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 25, 2020 03:36 PM (5IbVn)

213 It's going to be Fredo's brother. Biden is the second coming of Chernenko and Sanders = Corbyn.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 03:36 PM (ykYG2)

214 Mossberg.

Heh - The Shock is that it ddn't fire.

The Awwww comes from the other guys in the blind.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 03:36 PM (noaju)

215 Why would Cuomo or any other Democrat politician volunteer for a suicide mission?

Nobody is going to parachute in at the 11th hour and beat Trump. It's just not going to happen. So what's in if for Cuomo other than humiliation?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 03:37 PM (ZLI7S)

216 Sundown, you better take care ...

When you find yourself on camera, and all you do is stare.
Posted by: Gordon Lightweight at March 25, 2020 03:36 PM (iQmdl)


You asked for it.

https://youtu.be/xfuo_1EDhKU

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

217 Honest question...how did he do well in the last debate against Bernie? What could they have possibly injected him with to give him a couple of hours of clarity?

Posted by: AOC's areolas at March 25, 2020 03:37 PM (uwNeo)

218 Biden's mind is fading rapidly - he's now clearly worse than he was just 6 months ago.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 03:37 PM (trdmm)

219 BUT JOE BELIEVES IN SCIENCE!

Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 03:37 PM (ZfRYq)

220 Biden is right the cure will make it worse,because the Media will then turn to Hunter and Corruption issues.

Posted by: saf at March 25, 2020 03:37 PM (5IHGB)

221 I promise my VP will have a vag.
Posted by: Sundowny Biden

If he picks Mooch, he'll be shocked when she stands next to him at the urinals.

Posted by: JT at March 25, 2020 03:37 PM (arJlL)

222 And the only growth Tulsi's ever managed was in mens' shorts.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 03:37 PM (ykYG2)

223
Yep. I think last time I got a pre-census form, too.



"The census is coming! Watch your mail!"



Do that 150M times. Now do it again.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's got the Kung Flu Glib at March 25, 2020 03:33 PM (nsE7Q)
Oh, I disagree! Dat money isn't being pissed away at all! We got lotsa imployees dat get paychecks from it, ya know?
and whut wuz yoah name again, we'd like to send you a, a, thank you gift, for being such a consoined citizen wid regahd to fraud and waste, ya know?

Posted by: Guido Pelosi at March 25, 2020 03:37 PM (e284m)

224 I just want him to hold out long enough for a debate with Trump. It would be epic.

PDT might feel sorry for him, have a chair brought on stage, and gently lead him to it and sit him down.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 03:38 PM (ptqGC)

225 Pause for a moment to appreciate that he outsmarted Paul "True Conservative" Ryan in the debates.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's got the Kung Flu Glib at March 25, 2020 03:22 PM (nsE7Q)


That Romney sure can pick 'em.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 25, 2020 03:38 PM (Z4rgH)

226 As of this morning NM hasn't had a death, no doubt the lockdown house arrests are to keep that perfect record.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 03:38 PM (ZCEU2)

227 213 It's going to be Fredo's brother. Biden is the second coming of Chernenko and Sanders = Corbyn.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 03:36 PM (ykYG2)


They are turning to yet another white guy?

Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 03:38 PM (ZfRYq)

228
It must be some crazy cocktail that he can only use sparingly.
Posted by: Blago

========

He's got that Limitless drug, but even that has its limits.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2020 03:38 PM (G51Gf)

229 190
this is like the TNG episode where Sarek was losing his mind, if Sarek was an imbecile.

Posted by: x at March 25, 2020 03:34 PM (nFwvY)


Whereas with Joe the mental decline is like jumping off the first step.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 25, 2020 03:38 PM (FJL6J)

230 I should really just stop talking...

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 03:38 PM (eAZVt)

231 215 Why would Cuomo or any other Democrat politician volunteer for a suicide mission?

Nobody is going to parachute in at the 11th hour and beat Trump. It's just not going to happen. So what's in if for Cuomo other than humiliation?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 03:37 PM (ZLI7S)


If the Pandemic-induced market crash not only won't take out Trump but actually strengthen him, he is unstoppable.

2020 doesn't worry me. 2024 and beyond is another story.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:38 PM (pS94+)

232 make sure you check out Tami's update--

9 @jason_howerton
Follow Follow @jason_howerton
More
BIDEN: "The president's numbers with the public have gone up in handling this crisis, but they haven't gone up in terms of his presidency."

*awkward silence*

REPORTER: Actually, his job approval is also up.

BIDEN: "Well, I hope that he's so strong that he's up way above that."

https://tinyurl.com/td7qrk4

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 03:38 PM (PbpT7)

233 217 Honest question...how did he do well in the last debate against Bernie? What could they have possibly injected him with to give him a couple of hours of clarity?

It's not that he did so "well" in the debate, it's that the bar was so low that he appeared almost lucid

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 03:39 PM (5bxa0)

234
As of this morning NM hasn't had a death, no doubt the lockdown house arrests are to keep that perfect record.
Posted by: Skip

========

How's the economy? Perfectly screwed?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2020 03:39 PM (G51Gf)

235 Tulsi Gabbard was their best hope and she was the first one the DNC destroyed.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 25, 2020 03:34 PM (5IbVn)


She went after Clinton. That's a cardinal sin.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

236 No mercy for this doddering dilapidated perv. I still remember the pic of him crotch-grabbing a baby boy. I hope he suffers a prolonged, excrutiatingly humiliating , public downfall.

Posted by: kallisto at March 25, 2020 03:39 PM (QvAgz)

237

It's ridiculous that we are even talking about this. The Democrats are literally propping up someone who is half there and could die at any moment. His wife, a disgraceful you-know-what is right there beside him, embarrassing him, humiliating him, shaming him, and Baghdad Bobbing him.

WTF is wrong with these people?

THIS is how much they hate Trump. Everything they do is so exaggerated and so surreal, so dramatic. They have lost there minds completely.

Message to Democrats: Give up aleady.

Trump won.

Posted by: Outside the Beltway at March 25, 2020 03:39 PM (vEIlU)

238 ... says that all Democrats are hoping for from Biden is that he manage to simply not die, and only offer a "corporeal presence."

___________


"NTTAWTT" -- Notorious RBG

Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2020 03:39 PM (0mYEj)

239 Iran thread ended before I could add, the clerical leadership all the way up to the top, just FYI, has been/is talking about how "jinn" - genies - are also part of the problem with the virus. The Americans, the zionists, and the jinn.

Just in case you had any doubts about the level of idiocy and evil we're dealing with, here (or rather, the poor Iranian populace is dealing with).

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 03:40 PM (El6T/)

240 106
The new Census Form is here!!! The new Census Form is here!!!

Posted by: Navin "Miklos" Johnson at March 25, 2020 03:24 PM (QzkSJ)

The kind folks at Next Door have assured me and others that if we don't complete it "they will be at your door."

LOLGF

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2020 03:40 PM (Ez6QX)

241 Early voting will be the only thing that can save Joe's Presidency. Election Day may be too late.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 25, 2020 03:40 PM (FTlwv)

242 141 This is going to be the most highly watched and debated VP pick in history.

There is a 100% chance that person will be president within 4 years if Slow Joe wins the presidency.

Yea, I know he's not going to win but Democrats have to plan for it anyway.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 03:27 PM (ZLI7S)

If Joe goes ahead and picks Kamala, this is as good as done. I thought that Pence would be this completely unknown commodity if we didn't have these daily press conferences. Now that we have them, he would appear far more competent than Willie Brown's ex-side-piece ever would.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 25, 2020 03:40 PM (iuFgi)

243 217 Honest question...how did he do well in the last debate against Bernie? What could they have possibly injected him with to give him a couple of hours of clarity?

Evidently, like bugs bunny's dynamite act, they can only do it once.

Posted by: getting the banned back together, bugs at March 25, 2020 03:40 PM (JSe5/)

244 I would like him to answer this: You've been in politics forever and yet what have you managed to actually accomplish? Please, tell us and explain in detail.

Heck, I'd like a lot of Congress critters to do that since a lot of them get in and stay in for decades. What have you really done? Other than becoming a millionaire, that is.

Posted by: turambar at March 25, 2020 03:40 PM (Gylu/)

245 His state has the worst response and highest infected of all the red states combined and even the highest of all the poorly run blue states.

That's less the state and more one particular city in said state, plus suburbs.

Wilhelm De Bastardo needs to GTFO Gracie Mansion, in disgrace.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 03:40 PM (ykYG2)

246 He's relying on his hit piece anti-Trump ads and the sycophant media

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 03:35 PM (5bxa0)


The next step in dementia is anger. When he fails to be able to talk, or understand a question, he's going to lash out either verbally (if he still can) or more likely we'll see senior agitation. He'll throw something or take a swing. I for one am dying to see the media spin that.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 03:40 PM (8B6Ng)

247 Draft Newsom?



(ducks, covers)
---


I'm ready to go.

Posted by: Kathleen Kennedy at March 25, 2020 03:40 PM (kOpft)

248 Pause for a moment to appreciate that he outsmarted Paul "True Conservative" Ryan in the debates.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's got the Kung Flu Glib at March 25, 2020 03:22 PM (nsE7Q)

Not from where I sat. He was a laughing idiot who made no sense. He out crazied Ryan but didn't out smart him.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 25, 2020 03:41 PM (5IbVn)

249 248 Pause for a moment to appreciate that he outsmarted Paul "True Conservative" Ryan in the debates.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's got the Kung Flu Glib at March 25, 2020 03:22 PM (nsE7Q)

Not from where I sat. He was a laughing idiot who made no sense. He out crazied Ryan but didn't out smart him.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 25, 2020 03:41 PM (5IbVn)


Ryan took a dive. His career sabotaging us after 2012 in the House and Trump after 2016 is the proof.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:42 PM (pS94+)

250

Are they still hammering Trump for his medical records?

Posted by: Outside the Beltway at March 25, 2020 03:42 PM (vEIlU)

251
Who is "losing it" faster, pelosi or biden?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 03:42 PM (un7FC)

252 Its another tequila Sundowner
Starin across the sky
Said goodbye

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 03:42 PM (ZCEU2)

253 "BIDEN: 'Well, I hope that he's so strong that he's up way above that.'"

LOL, Wut!? Biden is just a word sayer. There is no thought behind any of it.

Posted by: Chris M at March 25, 2020 03:42 PM (eAZVt)

254
The kind folks at Next Door have assured me and others that if we don't complete it "they will be at your door."

LOLGF

Husband is working for the Census and yes they will indeed be at your door...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 03:42 PM (5bxa0)

255 Saw a DeBLaahsio performance on tv, where he was saying "april will be worse than march, and may worse than april!"

now April being worse for NYC is baked into the cake already, but after that? Dems are taking a huge risk by making predictions like that, because we don't know nearly enough to say for sure what the progression will be. Their doom predictions could easily blow up in their faces.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 03:42 PM (trdmm)

256 Only Cuomo can save the Nation now. Although Biden is still more lucid than Trump

Posted by: No at March 25, 2020 03:42 PM (PEGeO)

257
Not from where I sat. He was a laughing idiot who made no sense. He out crazied Ryan but didn't out smart him.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 25, 2020 03:41 PM (5IbVn)


This.

And the stand down order given to Ryan prior.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

258 The next step in dementia is anger. When he fails to be able to talk, or understand a question, he's going to lash out either verbally (if he still can) or more likely we'll see senior agitation. He'll throw something or take a swing. I for one am dying to see the media spin that.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 03:40 PM (8B6Ng


Oh, you think so, fella?

Let's say we step outside and talk about it.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 03:43 PM (ZfRYq)

259 >>>247 Draft Newsom?



(ducks, covers)
---


I'm ready to go.
Posted by: Kathleen Kennedy

...

ha, ha! I very much appreciated this.

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 03:43 PM (PbpT7)

260 Early voting will be the only thing that can save Joe's Presidency. Election Day may be too late.





Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 25, 2020 03:40 PM (FTlwv)


They're already talking about being able to mail in votes because of kung flu. You know that if they get that, then we're going to have summertime voting just in case you get too sick to vote in a month or two.


Even if Joe turns into a banana and tries to pour chocolate sauce on himself, the votes will already be in. And of course, the precincts will have 140% turnout.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 03:43 PM (8B6Ng)

261 This time they can pass off Cuomo as the hero who stepped into the breach for the Dems when they knew it was really a lost cause. And they'll see how he does against Teflon Don.

Then we'll have 4 years to forget about (bury) all the shit he did in the 20-tens and 20-teens.

And he almost certainly won't ever have to run against another street brawler like Donald Trump.

The Republicrats won't let that happen again.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 03:44 PM (e284m)

262 These guys are as predictable as R rated sex scenes...except for Team America.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 25, 2020 03:44 PM (87Z/P)

263 239 How do they feel about the Jann?

Posted by: turambar at March 25, 2020 03:44 PM (Gylu/)

264 Willie Brown's ex-side-piece ever would.

AOSHQ stylebook requires "Ex-Dick Hat".

Posted by: getting that n with a million dollers in his pocket back together at March 25, 2020 03:44 PM (JSe5/)

265 >>Husband is working for the Census and yes they will indeed be at your door...


Social Distancing, Motherfucker -

Back Off or I will Shoot.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 03:44 PM (noaju)

266 You'll be stone dead in a moment....
Posted by: Crew Chief on the Corpse Cart at March 25, 2020 03:35 PM


I feel happy....

Posted by: Slow Joe at March 25, 2020 03:44 PM (ejd/p)

267 256
Posted by: No at March 25, 2020 03:42 PM (PEGeO)


Hey, you just made another $1.50 from Soros. Personally, Kurt does better giving hummers to trannies under the West Side Highway. You should go.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:44 PM (pS94+)

268 2019-03-12: Joe Biden provides his plan (cribbed from Trump, but I digress) on how his stellar leadership during the new SARS outbreak would be superior. Press response: incandescent joy.

2019-03-20: Biden announces that he will begin "shadow briefings" on the new SARS outbreak starting as early as Monday the 23rd, to act as a counterpoint to Trump's daily briefings. Press response: incandescent joy.

2019-03-23: Biden makes numerous press appearances on various news talk shows. Biden struggles. Press response: generally quiet in terms of commentary.

2019-03-24: Biden holds first "shadow briefing" and makes numerous press appearances. Press response: nearly none, beyond coverage of the events.

2019-03-25: Press message to Biden: "Please don't die."

13 days to move all the way from, "*THIS* IS WHAT A PRESIDENT LOOKS LIKE, YOU FOOLS!" to "please don't drop dead before the election."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 03:44 PM (e/H31)

269 As of this morning NM hasn't had a death, no doubt the lockdown house arrests are to keep that perfect record.
Posted by: Skip

========

How's the economy? Perfectly screwed?
_________________

I'm surprised they're doing that. They only have 100 reported cases there. Why the over-reaction? Is this something that Dim governors just do reflexively?

AZ has 400 cases, but we're not on lock-down.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 25, 2020 03:44 PM (k4dH2)

270 Honest question...how did he do well in the last debate against Bernie? What could they have possibly injected him with to give him a couple of hours of clarity?

It's not that he did so "well" in the debate, it's that the bar was so low that he appeared almost lucid
Posted by: It's me donna

__________________

He was actually decent, which worries the hell out of me.

He's certainly not a strong debater (and neither is Trump) but he basically had his lines down.

There's times though where it's abundantly clear he belongs in a nursing home.

I just don't know what Joe shows up.

The wrong Joe shows up at the general Election debate and it's over.

Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2020 03:44 PM (sjTfF)

271 250




Are they still hammering Trump for his medical records?

Posted by: Outside the Beltway at March 25, 2020 03:42 PM (vEIlU)

Haven't heard anything what with the Chinese Death Disease taking up all of the space.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Is Sponsoring Methcalibur - The Musical!! at March 25, 2020 03:44 PM (FJL6J)

272 >>>256 Only Cuomo can save the Nation now. Although Biden is still more lucid than Trump

I fucked your whore wife, Creampie Eater

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 03:44 PM (PbpT7)

273 Joe will walk onstage at the convention and announce, with a salute, "Corporal Presence reporting for duty."

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 25, 2020 03:45 PM (COzlW)

274

PDT might feel sorry for him, have a chair brought on stage, and gently lead him to it and sit him down.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 03:38 PM (ptqGC)

Trump should hand him one of those talking toys with pull string.
Standard debate answer would be: "My name is Joe."

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 03:45 PM (t6XCL)

275 Who is "losing it" faster, pelosi or biden?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 03:42 PM (un7FC)


Biden.

Pelosi is a couple car lengths behind.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

276 Ugh. I got my dream thread but i have to work.

Darn it.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 25, 2020 03:45 PM (9hauA)

277 Posted by: No at March 25, 2020 03:42 PM (PEGeO)

Try to do social-distancing better, loser.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 03:45 PM (ykYG2)

278 247 Draft Newsom?


I been saying this for months. But couldn't think of another gov type who could appear middle of the road to people that don't know any better. Cuomo might fit the bill. But Newsom is good looking and well spoken.

Nothing would surprise me anymore.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 03:45 PM (8B6Ng)

279 Husband is working for the Census and yes they will indeed be at your door...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 03:42 PM (5bxa0)

Sorry, can't answer the door. Self quarantining.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2020 03:46 PM (Y1ZBX)

280 Social Distancing, Motherfucker -

Back Off or I will Shoot.

LOL... They are currently on "hiatus" but will be back when the all clear comes.... Husband started work in Jan... They are thorough..

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2020 03:46 PM (5bxa0)

281 This is why Sanders will stay in.... on the fairly likely probability that Biden's apparent cognitive decline will become too obvious too ignore.

Of course, he still won't get the nomination at the convention.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at March 25, 2020 03:46 PM (NmR1a)

282 Bidens plan would be whatever Fauci told him to do. Shut down the economy for 18 months, open up the borders to anyone and everyone in a bid to create herd immunity, nationalize hospitals etc.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 25, 2020 03:46 PM (JRaU+)

283 ZOD.

Posted by: Zod at March 25, 2020 03:46 PM (qXNVo)

284 Ryan took a dive. His career sabotaging us after 2012 in the House and Trump after 2016 is the proof.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:42 PM (pS94

Yes he lack of response to Biden's incoherent rambling and Joker laughter could be considered a dive.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 25, 2020 03:46 PM (5IbVn)

285 Cuomovirus has its filthy hands all over New York.

Posted by: Governor Corona at March 25, 2020 03:46 PM (COzlW)

286 #247 Newsom made a GREAT speech. He's trying to set himself for the win.

Posted by: torabora at March 25, 2020 03:46 PM (kpVe/)

287 Biden is clearly Corn-Popped-out.

Posted by: Test for Echo at March 25, 2020 03:47 PM (onMzM)

288 He's a sacrificial lamb. They will claim Trump only won by default and therefore has no mandate. Which is supposed to somehow be a poor reflection on Trump but they've already proven there's no lie they won't at least try.

Posted by: ... at March 25, 2020 03:47 PM (uEbPt)

289 He was actually decent, which worries the hell out of me.

He's certainly not a strong debater (and neither is Trump) but he basically had his lines down.

There's times though where it's abundantly clear he belongs in a nursing home.

I just don't know what Joe shows up.

The wrong Joe shows up at the general Election debate and it's over.
Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2020 03:44 PM (sjTfF)
++++++++++++++
I have a feeling they're injecting him with go-juice to make him lucid for the debates. That's gonna take a toll. If he makes it to debates for the general election, his only hope of survival is a relatively short format (full-length, but with more breaks, even if they have to buy out the ads themselves) with full disclosure of all questions in advance.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 03:47 PM (e/H31)

290
WHAT the Dems or the Law doesn't have rules about this dead man walking shit..they play strip poker till Tulsi loses?
Bring back ProGenitor (no not a Porn Hub site) and claim he was the Bastard Son of King BURISMA of BOONDOGLIA Jr. and is the rightful HAIR Sniffer to the Throne of Kings.....

Posted by: saf at March 25, 2020 03:47 PM (5IHGB)

291 I can't watch any of those because it's too painful.

City where I work just issued a shelter in place beginning Friday at 5:00 p.m. until April 16th. Of course, legal services are deemed an essential service, which, okay, fine, but the court is more or less closed until April 20th.

We knew this was coming as Mecklenburg County, which is Charlotte, is going shelter in place starting tomorrow at 8:00 a.m. Once that domino fell, all the others were going to tumble as well.

Boss said we'll talk tomorrow about what to do. We have no appointments for the rest of the month and we may just shut down next week. On the other hand, with no one here I'm getting a change to scan and shred all the files that have piled up for, frankly, years.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 25, 2020 03:47 PM (mf5HN)

292 "2019-03-25: Press message to Biden: 'Please don't die.'"

I was really confused, trying to remember what was going on one year ago, until I read this part.

Posted by: Chris M at March 25, 2020 03:48 PM (eAZVt)

293 >> They are thorough..


Last one gave up on me.

They'd knock on the door and I would walk out the back door and drive away.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 03:48 PM (noaju)

294 now April being worse for NYC is baked into the cake already, but after that? Dems are taking a huge risk by making predictions like that, because we don't know nearly enough to say for sure what the progression will be. Their doom predictions could easily blow up in their faces.


well since apparently they're trying to block the CQ treatment in NYC i guess they're working hard to extend the flu season into may and june

it's oddly like a dumb kid praying for a blizzard to hit so he has a few more days to finish his term paper

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 03:48 PM (j9HX3)

295 Only Cuomo can save the Nation now. Although Biden is still more lucid than Trump

I fucked your whore wife, Creampie Eater
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 03:44 PM


Well....that escalated quickly.

We seriously need a better class of troll. No is just beclowning xirself now.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 25, 2020 03:48 PM (ejd/p)

296
I fucked your whore wife, Creampie Eater
Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 03:44 PM (PbpT7)


SAVED by a clever edit!

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

297 303 thanks RTd both

Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 25, 2020 03:49 PM (G546f)

298 I'm Joe Biden, and I approve this post.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 03:49 PM (QE8X6)

299 If Joe gets the nomination at the convention and I'm an R governor, I immediately start printing ballots.

Posted by: Ha at March 25, 2020 03:49 PM (fNWtj)

300 Pelosi is a couple car lengths behind.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)


I think Pelosi's brain is just addled from years of drug and alcohol abuse. I'm not seeing signs of dementia. Joe, it's freaking dementia. He would fail the typical Neurologist interview.


Usually it starts "I'm going to say 3 words, and I'd like you to remember them. I'll ask later on, and see, ok?


Alright.

Pencil. Cadillac. Football. Can you repeat that now?


Does anybody here think he could remember immediately afterwards, much less 15 minutes later after talking with a doctor?


Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 03:49 PM (8B6Ng)

301 "2019-03-25: Press message to Biden: 'Please don't die.'"

I was really confused, trying to remember what was going on one year ago, until I read this part.
Posted by: Chris M at March 25, 2020 03:48 PM (eAZVt)
+++++++++++++++
Sigh. I have the dumb.

's/2019/2020/g'

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 03:49 PM (e/H31)

302 Both of my parents were diagnosed with Alzeheimers and Joe is obviously suffering. These patients cannot take stressful situations, they will lash out at everyone, get confused, it's not pretty. His family should be ashamed, but they're Dems.
That being said, I hope they go down in roaring flames in November. I hope they lose the House by huge margins. The people in the Dem party are disgusting and have no conscience or soul.

Posted by: megthered at March 25, 2020 03:49 PM (SM/op)

303 The Biden Campaign announced today that it has hired Associate Supreme Court Justice and world reknowned wellness and longevity expert Ruth Bader Ginsberg to serve a Joe Biden's life coach.

"With Ruth in his corner, we fully expect Joe to be in fighting trim well before the Democratic Convention," stated Biden family spokesperson, Leon "Bull" Fullerov.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at March 25, 2020 03:50 PM (xmKbk)

304
I been saying this for months. But couldn't think of another gov type who could appear middle of the road to people that don't know any better. Cuomo might fit the bill. But Newsom is good looking and well spoken.

Nothing would surprise me anymore.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 03:45 PM (8B6Ng)

I don't think you realize how much those of us in the center of the country hate California, and everyone who comes from there. We hate New York too, of course, but we hate California more.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 03:50 PM (trdmm)

305 >>He's certainly not a strong debater (and neither is Trump) but he basically had his lines down.

I don't know about this. Trump pretty much won every single debate in the 2016 primaries and then beat Hillary in the debates. And he was a political neophyte against career politicians.

Trump did well because he was just himself. He doesn't have to learn how look sincere which is a plus.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 03:50 PM (ZLI7S)

306 I have to think the people in Biden's inner circle are talking to the party bosses and letting them know they have a serious problem. These people would throw their boss under the bus if they think Trump will win it over obvious cognitive issues. I'm sure every Democrat "in the know" has some sort of game plan.

Ultimately though, Trump better be ready to face an of these Democrats on ideas and not just "Biden has senior moments" because that won't be enough.

Biden needs to be exposed for all the left-wing positions he's painted himself in a corner on.

Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2020 03:50 PM (sjTfF)

307 I been saying this for months. But couldn't think of another gov type who could appear middle of the road to people that don't know any better. Cuomo might fit the bill. But Newsom is good looking and well spoken.

Nothing would surprise me anymore.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 03:45 PM (8B6Ng)


If so then DJTJr needs to show up to the debates with Kimberly Guilfoyle.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 25, 2020 03:50 PM (SgjGX)

308 Couldn't any of the candidates that suspended their campaigns go live again?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 25, 2020 03:50 PM (QzF6i)

309
Nicolle Wallace. What a simpering suck-up.

What do you expect from one of John McCain 2008 campaign "managers"

Posted by: It's me donna

=========

I saw Nicolle Wallace trending on Twitter the day of that "interview" and it was a bunch of lefties swooning over that beautiful, lucid, intelligent interview. I kid you not.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2020 03:51 PM (G51Gf)

310
Newsom made a GREAT speech. He's trying to set himself for the win.

As I like to say.
Anything coming out of California is political poison.

Posted by: YIKES! at March 25, 2020 03:51 PM (t6XCL)

311 I don't know why you're calling Joe "degenerate." He hasn't walked around the pool naked in years.

Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at March 25, 2020 03:51 PM (QE8X6)

312
SAVED by a clever edit!





Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)
But you know what "no" will yell when he's done?
"FIRST!"

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 03:51 PM (e284m)

313 ..

Give Him a ticket to an Aero-Plane...
he got no time for a SLOW train.

Posted by: saf at March 25, 2020 03:51 PM (5IHGB)

314 Or perhaps SOS.

Posted by: Ha at March 25, 2020 03:51 PM (fNWtj)

315 #284 yes. Ryan took a dive.

When I saw him feigning that he really didn't want the Speakership I knew something was up.

Hastert Boehner Ryan

What jackwad do they have in the wings after we get the House back?

Posted by: torabora at March 25, 2020 03:51 PM (kpVe/)

316 I don't think you realize how much those of us in the center of the country hate California, and everyone who comes from there. We hate New York too, of course, but we hate California more.


hmm...it may be proximity, but I promise you that Pennsylvanians hate new york way, way more than cali

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 03:51 PM (j9HX3)

317 I don't think you realize how much those of us in the center of the country hate California, and everyone who comes from there. We hate New York too, of course, but we hate California more.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 03:50 PM (trdmm)
++++++++++++++
Commie governor of a state a *lot* people dislike really deeply, who has a ton of baggage and a long, rich, easily-exploitable history of failure as the mayor of a major city in that state? That right there is a *terrible* idea to head up the presidential ticket.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 03:51 PM (e/H31)

318 I saw the Decrepit Puppets open for Simple Minds at the Greek Theater in '85.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 03:51 PM (XVuno)

319

President Trump is a damn good debater.

Just because he didn't sound like the other phony cucks on the stage in 2016, doesn't mean he wasn't beating them.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 03:51 PM (un7FC)

320 Biden will admit to the dementia ~July. MSM will immediately be like, "Wow. Isn't it a brave thing for him do! It would be the height of a very unfortunate ableism not to vote for him."

Biden camp will see the response decide to roll out a new slogan instead of calling it quits:

"He's so crazy, it might just work."

MSM and NeverTrumps will eat it up. Biden will actually be running ahead in the head-to-head polls in August, but then he finally strokes out and it's all for naught.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 25, 2020 03:52 PM (dYe5S)

321 >>Newsom made a GREAT speech. He's trying to set himself for the win.


He's on the Glide Path for 2024.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 03:52 PM (noaju)

322 I just watched Bidens latest--if his doctor says he hasn't had a recent stroke, he's a liar.

He slurs a lot of words just like my grandad after his massive stroke.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 25, 2020 03:52 PM (vPKfA)

323 Cruz won every debate . As he should.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 25, 2020 03:52 PM (5IbVn)

324 He's certainly not a strong debater (and neither is Trump) but he basically had his lines down.

There's times though where it's abundantly clear he belongs in a nursing home.

I just don't know what Joe shows up.

The wrong Joe shows up at the general Election debate and it's over.
Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2020 03:44 PM (sjTfF)

I'm not sure about that assessment on Trump.

Joe Biden hasn't has anything close to a tough question posed to him in 40 years. Trump, on the other hand, has taken everything that the MSM dishes out to him for the last 3 1/2. On top of that, he's had 30+ years in dealing with reporters and the public before he became President. I'd argue that he could handle any question posed to him. Even if he bluffed his way through, like Biden would inevitably do, he's had far more recent practice doing it.

When W was president, I would always worry that he would mess up somehow when asked these types of questions. I've never had that feeling with Trump. Never.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 25, 2020 03:52 PM (iuFgi)

325 If Cuomo starts to play that game now, Trump will destroy him. I think they've forgotten that the man fights.

All of the radical stuff he's done since becoming governor will get the cleansing sunlight of truth shined upon it. All of the typical NY corruption will be aired. No stone will be left unturned. The NY SAFE Act will get national coverage - "This is what is coming for you. Bernie Sanders in a guido's body."

Cuomo is not viable. When the bodies pile up in NY, Trump just has to say "We gave them local control, we did X, Y, Z to help, just like they asked. They're fools and they got people killed." They may try to spin it, but there's no counter to that. The response has been state-driven from the beginning. That's why they repeat it every single press conference. They anticipated this fuckery.

People need to realize that Dems don't care about a body count. Eggs, omelet, repeat as necessary. If they can leverage a higher body count against Trump, you're damned right they'll ban an effective drug and let people die. They want to kill 26 million of us anyway.

Posted by: grognard at March 25, 2020 03:52 PM (sb+Cg)

326 Biden will not debate Trump.

Trump has already telegraphed that he won't debate with biased MFM running it.

Biden will insist that he will only do it on MSNBC with a full panel of LGBTQIAA2++ of color media asking questions.

Biden will claim that Trump is too chicken to debate him.

The press will claim that Trump is too chicken to debate him.

Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 03:52 PM (ZfRYq)

327 I just had a thought. Wonder if Team Biden would consider drafting DOCTOR Jill in place of the wonder veep?


Gah. I hate myself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 03:52 PM (ptqGC)

328 I don't want the democrats to admit anything. Keep it up, right to November. I want total abject humiliation and defeat.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 25, 2020 03:52 PM (H8QX8)

329 Just when I thought dems could not pick a worse candidate than hillary, dems go all YOLO and pick Bribem.

Well played, dems.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 03:52 PM (KnJdm)

330 When I was in highschool in the wild 80's, I had one buddy get with a particular gal. Different buddy was with her later.

Essence of cream consumed. We still laugh about that one.

Posted by: nip at March 25, 2020 03:52 PM (Izot6)

331 But you know what "no" will yell when he's done?
"FIRST!"
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 03:51 PM (e284m)


LMMFAO.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

332 282 In fact he suggested all that be done back in 2009 on the Today show after the Obama official position was not to worry.WH had do damage control.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2020 03:53 PM (KNsKs)

333 wutz up ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 03:53 PM (rpxSz)

334 And another Sundownism from Joe:
https://tinyurl.com/sxd695y

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 03:53 PM (r+sAi)

335 Methinks Biden is doing this on purpose so another person can step in. Bloomberg, in a move barely above the legal line, just donated all his campaign funds to the DNC (~$17 million I think). My bet is he's the backup

Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2020 03:53 PM (VpIIl)

336 Cruz may have won every debate in terms of the argument, but Trump won the debates for what they were, sales pitches. And Trump is first and foremost a salesman. This isn't a criticism.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 25, 2020 03:53 PM (SgjGX)

337 You guys aren't seein this?

Nuisance and Buttplug in 2020!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 03:53 PM (e284m)

338 I don't know about this. Trump pretty much won every single debate in the 2016 primaries and then beat Hillary in the debates. And he was a political neophyte against career politicians.

Trump did well because he was just himself. He doesn't have to learn how look sincere which is a plus.
Posted by: JackStraw

_________________

His strength is you can't possibly predict what he'll say. He also seems to have a good instinct about cutting through the bullshit and hitting his opponent where the media dared him not to.

That being said, he can sometimes come off more like ranting than debating.

Also, what's with the heavy breathing? someone needs to coach him on that. It's like he's on a ventilator.

Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2020 03:53 PM (sjTfF)

339

Cruz sucked!
The most un-inspiring candidate aside from Jeb.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 03:53 PM (un7FC)

340 It's official. As of Friday, Minnesota with have 2 weeks of Shelter In Place.

Posted by: johnd01 at March 25, 2020 03:53 PM (ukNFU)

341 @315 Kevin McCarthy

He still sucks off Boner

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2020 03:53 PM (aA3+G)

342 I been saying this for months. But couldn't think of
another gov type who could appear middle of the road to people that
don't know any better. Cuomo might fit the bill. But Newsom is good
looking and well spoken.



Nothing would surprise me anymore.



Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 03:45 PM (8B6Ng)



I don't think you realize how much those of us in the center of the
country hate California, and everyone who comes from there. We hate New
York too, of course, but we hate California more.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 03:50 PM (trdmm)

Although for entertainment that could be interesting since Trump, Jr.'s girlfriend is Newsom's ex-wife (Kimberly Guilfoyle, formerly of Fox News).

Posted by: Vendette at March 25, 2020 03:53 PM (nRNOc)

343 >>>I fucked your whore wife, Creampie Eater
Mister Connery!

Posted by: Alex Trebek at March 25, 2020 03:53 PM (uM6CE)

344 If so then DJTJr needs to show up to the debates with Kimberly Guilfoyle.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 25, 2020 03:50 PM (SgjGX)

That would be funny. It wouldn't surprise me if she and Newsom were on good terms, however.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 25, 2020 03:53 PM (iuFgi)

345 >>Cruz won every debate . As he should.

Maybe if we were scoring by college debate rules. Not in the real world.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 03:54 PM (ZLI7S)

346 Biden has painted himself in a corner with agreeing with the wacky stuff the left wants. Yes, of course, of course.

How does/did he feel about what the Dims were asking for in the virus wishlist bill? How did Sanders feel about it? Did they both approve it all and want more? Did they both think hey, maybe we're asking a bit too much? We know what Pelosi and Clyburn want and felt about their wishlist. And idiot boy Nadler - museums? Really? Non-profit at that, Nadler? LOLGF

Posted by: turambar at March 25, 2020 03:54 PM (Gylu/)

347 Newscum is Pelosi's nephew.

Jerry Brown's Dad Pat Brown was tight with Newscum family. They all know each other as Dan Bongino says....

Posted by: torabora at March 25, 2020 03:54 PM (kpVe/)

348 Emailed a old AF buddy in Az yesterday, got a reply today he was working at a airport as essential personal and has a ok to be permitted to drive if locked down.
Not sure if Emperor Wolf would try that or not, would hope not.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 03:54 PM (ZCEU2)

349 You have to figure Trump will have a huge advantage because he is being briefed every day on what is going on in hte world. he is meeting with world leaders all the time so he knows their names.
People in congress are getting briefed by their staff for the most part and when you look at people like AOC, how smart can they be compared to being briefed by people actually running things.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 25, 2020 03:55 PM (QzF6i)

350 Also, what's with the heavy breathing? someone needs to coach him on that. It's like he's on a ventilator.
Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2020 03:53 PM (sjTfF)

It's a sinus issue, and to do with age. Let's cut him a break here.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 25, 2020 03:55 PM (H8QX8)

351 340 It's official. As of Friday, Minnesota with have 2 weeks of Shelter In Place.

I mean...that's really loony

wow! you guys are in God's Country! the whole state?!?!

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 03:55 PM (j9HX3)

352 327 I just had a thought. Wonder if Team Biden would consider drafting DOCTOR Jill in place of the wonder veep?


Gah. I hate myself.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 03:52 PM (ptqGC)


That is normally how they do it.

Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 03:55 PM (ZfRYq)

353 "BIDEN: 'Well, I hope that he's so strong that he's up way above that.'"

LOL, Wut!? Biden is just a word sayer. There is no thought behind any of it.

-
New from Ronco! The Biden Word Salad Shooter!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 03:55 PM (+y/Ru)

354 343
>>>I fucked your whore wife, Creampie Eater
Mister Connery!


Posted by: Alex Trebek at March 25, 2020 03:53 PM (uM6CE)
That was what your wife said too Trebek!

Posted by: Sean Connery at March 25, 2020 03:55 PM (e284m)

355 I don't think you realize how much those of us in
the center of the country hate California, and everyone who comes from
there. We hate New York too, of course, but we hate California more.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 03:50 PM (trdmm)


Totally get it - but I don't get dem thinking. Desperate times and all that. I think a lot of people would be able to hold their nose and pull the lever for somebody they think stood a chance of winning.
People will stay at home in droves for Joe, especially after the bubble bath rubber ducky incident that maims a reporter...
I'm just not familiar with any other dem gov in say, CO or elsewhere that could come in. No doubt the DNC has been madly talking to everybody they think could work.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 03:55 PM (8B6Ng)

356 So now Boulder County has issued its stay at home order.

Twits....



Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 25, 2020 03:55 PM (nv7ht)

357 306. Trump was all ideas the first time around, he has ideas this time too.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 25, 2020 03:55 PM (JRaU+)

358 BID N would be the first puppet President in modern history at least.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 03:55 PM (ZCEU2)

359 So what's their plan? They knew this was an issue, so they starved him of funds and consolidated behind Lil'Mikey, but, for some reason, dem voters rejected him. So plan A became plan C to block Bernie, but who's plan D? Prediction, neither Joe nor Bernie will be the nominee.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 25, 2020 03:56 PM (87EdW)

360 Meat Puppet Joe

I like it!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 03:56 PM (XVuno)

361 wow; he sounds really bad. Jeez. The Dems could have had a real contender in Tulsi and they went for this guy?

Posted by: IC at March 25, 2020 03:56 PM (a0IVu)

362 Dementia is like bankruptcy...a little at a time at first. All at once at the end.

Obiden isn't going to make election day.

And a Chinese Flu convention isn't happening.

Posted by: torabora at March 25, 2020 03:56 PM (kpVe/)

363 Newscum is Pelosi's nephew.



Jerry Brown's Dad Pat Brown was tight with Newscum family. They all know each other as Dan Bongino says....

Posted by: torabora at March 25, 2020 03:54 PM (kpVe/)


Yep, I saw a flow chart somewhere that was pretty good. Talk about an incestuous group of evil, corrupt freaks.

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 03:56 PM (8B6Ng)

364
BID N would be the first puppet President in modern history at least.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 03:55 PM (ZCEU2)


*cough* Obama and ValJar

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 03:57 PM (ptqGC)

365 "We hate New York too, of course, but we hate California more.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 25, 2020 03:50 PM (trdmm)"

You have to be really careful with that hat. I'm more conservative than 60% of the people who live in Austin and the suburbs.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2020 03:57 PM (VpIIl)

366 Amazon is reporting that 10 of their warehouses have been infected with Charlie Chan virus.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 03:57 PM (ZLI7S)

367 As of this morning NM hasn't had a death, no doubt the lockdown house arrests are to keep that perfect record.

Incorrect. As my wife noted, we had one death in Artesia one town away from us. The guy apparently died last Sunday but they just got the positive COVID-19 result on him.

Here's the link to the local Carlsbad, NM Currentargus article:

https://tinyurl.com/NMCovid19

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 25, 2020 03:57 PM (7s3Gx)

368 Cruz won every debate . As he should.

Maybe if we were scoring by college debate rules. Not in the real world.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 03:54 PM (ZLI7S)


It went way beyond that but if you're going by American Idol rules you could argue Trump won all the debates.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 25, 2020 03:57 PM (5IbVn)

369 My wife wants to from our Upstate compound down to Westchester to pick up some things from our regular digs. I'm concerned about Il Duce Cuomo shutting down the Tappen Zee (aka the Mario Cuomo Bridge) and we're stuck in Westchester.

Realistic scenario?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 25, 2020 03:58 PM (lcQJG)

370 351
340 It's official. As of Friday, Minnesota with have 2 weeks of Shelter In Place.



I mean...that's really loony



wow! you guys are in God's Country! the whole state?!?!

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 03:55 PM (j9HX3)


Yup, the whole state.

Posted by: johnd01 at March 25, 2020 03:58 PM (ukNFU)

371 The fact that the DNC and Biden's family are running him in this state just goes to show you how awful they all are.

Dr. Jill especially. I guess desperately wanting to be First Lady to the point where you will walk on your husband's almost lifeless body is just cool.

She should be whipped.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 25, 2020 03:58 PM (9hauA)

372 Newsome might be SOL, really.

White. Rich. Hot Wife who is also Rich.

I don't see the Dems holding their base together and running him.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 03:58 PM (noaju)

373 You have to be really careful with that hat. I'm more conservative than 60% of the people who live in Austin and the suburbs.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2020 03:57 PM (VpIIl)
Sadly it doesn't take much to be more conservative than the weirdos in Austin.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 03:58 PM (e284m)

374 256
Only Cuomo can save the Nation now. Although Biden is still more lucid than Trump
________

Literally no one believes this, including No. Retard troll should change its nic to "No, but in yellow."

Posted by: ShainS at March 25, 2020 03:58 PM (tdf6H)

375 It's a sinus issue, and to do with age. Let's cut him a break here.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice

____________

Pull the mic away when you take a breath in.

Little things like that help. But maybe sounding like Darth Vader is an advantage.

Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2020 03:58 PM (sjTfF)

376 Amazon is reporting that 10 of their warehouses have been infected with Charlie Chan virus.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 03:57 PM (ZLI7S)


And this shit lives on cardboard for days.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

377 I'm not afraid to cut the cake.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2020 03:59 PM (aKsyK)

378 >>It went way beyond that but if you're going by American Idol rules you could argue Trump won all the debates.

I'm going by who won popular support and the nomination.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 03:59 PM (ZLI7S)

379 >>Amazon is reporting that 10 of their warehouses have been infected with Charlie Chan virus.


#1 Son Bezos must be freakin' out.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 03:59 PM (noaju)

380 Have they taken his car keys from him?

Posted by: BluesFish at March 25, 2020 03:59 PM (1xToX)

381 323 Cruz won every debate . As he should.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here


Back in the legendary 2003 California Governor Recall Election, they had these epic debates between Arnold Schwartzenegger, Arianna Huffington, Cruz Bustamente (mentally retarded "reconquista" politician), Peter Camejo (Bernie-esque old socialist) and Tom McClintock (unapologetic hardcore conservative). Guess who won every debate? McClintock, with Camejo a close second. Destroyed he competition. Why did they win? becuase they were the only HONEST candidates on the stage. Everyone else lied through their teeth, constantly. McClintock laid out the case for old-school conservatism, very eloquently, and Camejo laid out the case for communism, very eloquently. It was so refreshing - -a clear choice.

And yet whom the media focus on every time? Arnold and Arriana. Over and over. Like the other candidates didn't even exist.

Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 03:59 PM (N9G0H)

382 I was really confused, trying to remember what was going on one year ago, until I read this part.
Posted by: Chris M
----------

There are still a few bugs in the AoSHQ time machine.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2020 03:59 PM (CDGwz)

383 right now, March 2020, I seriously can't determine whether the Democrat party is evil or stupid

evil takes intelligence, evil has a plan
but I see no evidence of a plan at all
just raging crazy aimed at Trump

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 04:00 PM (iTXRQ)

384 Just to be clear, Trump would destroy any democrat on the debate stage.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 25, 2020 04:00 PM (5IbVn)

385 So does The Lightworker stay and fight at Kalorama or wait it out for the ocean to swamp his beach mansion.

Posted by: torabora at March 25, 2020 04:00 PM (kpVe/)

386 Methinks Biden is doing this on purpose so another person can step in. Bloomberg, in a move barely above the legal line, just donated all his campaign funds to the DNC (~$17 million I think). My bet is he's the backup

Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2020 03:53 PM (VpIIl)


Not only does that piss off the Bernie Bros, but Warren's tribe also.

There's a reason Bernie is staying in. He's seeing the same thing we are.

Posted by: Steve in SoCal at March 25, 2020 04:00 PM (Ozpxd)

387 This has to end it is clearly elderly abuse making him do this stuff.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 25, 2020 04:00 PM (JUOKG)

388 A drafting error?
AYFKM????

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2020 04:00 PM (axyOa)

389 Yup, the whole state.


don't you wonder tho if this isn't collusion among all the governors, so that some of the states that stay "open for business" don't very obviously NOT go bankrupt while the rest do?

I feel like a lot of the forced closures are more about egalitarianism than anything related to "stopping the virus"

I put that in quotes because you CANNOT STOP A VIRUS THAT IS ALREADY PRESENT THROUGHOUT THE CONTINENT

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 04:00 PM (j9HX3)

390 I just saw the small guest bathroom at my dad's house. It's stuffed full of toilet paper, kleenex, and paper towels. It was always too small to be a bathroom, but now you can't even step into it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 25, 2020 04:00 PM (+0AKE)

391 Amazon is reporting that 10 of their warehouses have been infected with Charlie Chan virus.

Now with Prime you can get Wuhan Flu with free two-day shipping.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 25, 2020 04:00 PM (XVuno)

392 >>And this shit lives on cardboard for days.


I don't think it is viable for very long, really. Likely only a matter of hours before it dips below virulent.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 04:00 PM (noaju)

393
>>Amazon is reporting that 10 of their warehouses have been infected with Charlie Chan virus.

Thanks for the heads up.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 04:00 PM (ptqGC)

394 376 Is that part of the plan to spread it around? /adjusts tinfoil hat a bit more

Posted by: turambar at March 25, 2020 04:00 PM (Gylu/)

395 Joe Biden's speech reminds me of the Star Trek episode with John Gill. He appears doped or catatonic and makes a string of statements that are tenuously related, almost random in nature. Meanwhile, a Nazi bigwig is really wielding the power.

What I would really donate my 1500 Corona check for is to find out who is pulling Joe's strings to make him dance.That would be interesting.

Hey media. Do something useful! Productive!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 25, 2020 04:01 PM (e1mEI)

396 Trump won every debate because he said what he meant and meant what he said. Not a trace of insincerity or of conventional or pretty political locutions. That's what the people wanted to hear, and they knew it wasn't bullshit.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 25, 2020 04:01 PM (H8QX8)

397 1. Government supply of N95 facemasks were used up in 2009 and were never restocked.

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My undestanding is that the stock was diminished but not totally depleted, and it was only partially restored.

Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at March 25, 2020 04:01 PM (d6mdH)

398
Potatoe!!!!

Posted by: Quan Dayle at March 25, 2020 04:01 PM (LilNs)

399 Nicole Wallace is such a sad joke, LOL.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 25, 2020 04:01 PM (9hauA)

400 I'd somewhat agree about JugEars being a puppet, but to me he was more lazy and pushed off running the government because of that.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 04:02 PM (ZCEU2)

401 390
I just saw the small guest bathroom at my dad's house. It's stuffed
full of toilet paper, kleenex, and paper towels. It was always too
small to be a bathroom, but now you can't even step into it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 25, 2020 04:00 PM (+0AKE)
Did you check to see if the mail server is overheating?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 04:02 PM (e284m)

402 I did not start 2016 as a Trump for POTUS fan, but he won the debate on immigration, and was tied for first on judges. Thats about all there was to debate, frankly.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 25, 2020 04:02 PM (JRaU+)

403
"Are my methods unsound, Willard?"
"I don't see... any method at all, sir."

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 04:02 PM (iTXRQ)

404 And yet whom the media focus on every time? Arnold and Arriana. Over and over. Like the other candidates didn't even exist.
Posted by: zombie at March 25, 2020 03:59 PM (N9G0H)


If truth telling were on the scoreboard no Dem would win a debate, ever.

Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 04:02 PM (ZfRYq)

405 White House Live says next event @5PM EDT. Assume that's today's briefing.

Have no idea how many people watch these, nationally (though more have time/opportunity than they normally might), even before the alphabet-network blackout, but I think the damage done to the always-ridiculous nonsense about Trump being dumb/out of touch/incapable of management has to have taken major damage in the minds of those who might have held such silly ideas.

He handles a wide-ranging discussion of a yuuuge complicated national emergency with ease - the blow-up moments and contretemps with reporters have been a small number of incidents. And most of the questions on many days have been quite reasonable.

Heh.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 04:02 PM (El6T/)

406 I don;t think Biden's smart enough to be doing this on purpose.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 25, 2020 04:02 PM (QzF6i)

407 It is almost like the Democrat party is a corrupt criminal enterprise where no one will tell the Don its time to retire.

Posted by: Visolatte at March 25, 2020 04:02 PM (C4g9p)

408 He doesn't seem to fall down. So they've got a winner.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 25, 2020 04:02 PM (kaRXo)

409 I don't think it is viable for very long, really. Likely only a matter of hours before it dips below virulent.


right first of all that touted JH study is very flawed

second you're conflated "presence of virus detected" with "live virus."

it doesn't live on the boxes long at all

BUT - does this report mean a worker was positive? or that it was somehow detected on a surface? if a worker, was it just one or multiple? these things matter - one worker would probably not be a huge factor, they just have to clean carefully

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 04:02 PM (j9HX3)

410 Prediction: Andrew Cuomo will replace Sleepy Joe as the Democratic nominee.

Posted by: mercenary13 at March 25, 2020 04:02 PM (r1mci)

411 340 It's official. As of Friday, Minnesota with have 2 weeks of Shelter In Place.
Posted by: johnd01 at March 25, 2020 03:53 PM (ukNFU)


Idaho governor just announced their stay-at-home order.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 25, 2020 04:02 PM (Ez6QX)

412 Well the assholes did their very best at days end to take the market below the start.

Guess they'll try harder tomorrow.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 04:03 PM (e284m)

413 Biden forgot he was VP and thought he was a professor. He is fading fast.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 04:03 PM (r+sAi)

414
Is Amazon reporting that? Or is that coming from someone reporting that Amazon is reporting it?

Because it sounds like Bloomberg Fake News.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 04:03 PM (un7FC)

415 In Venezuela a warehouse fire destroyed most the voting machines.

They play for keeps there.

Posted by: torabora at March 25, 2020 04:03 PM (kpVe/)

416 Nooooooo! It's too early! The Democrats still have time to replace him and put a viable candidate in there.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 04:03 PM (wGeit)

417 396 Trump won every debate because he said what he meant and meant what he said. Not a trace of insincerity or of conventional or pretty political locutions. That's what the people wanted to hear, and they knew it wasn't bullshit.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 25, 2020 04:01 PM (H8QX

He'll win in a debate this year because he did what he said he would do. Anything he didn't do, can be attributed to the Democrats and the MSM stopping him - at least temporarily. He'll wipe up the floor with everyone regarding China, and the tariffs. All he would have to do is say, "I TOLD YOU SO!", one hundred times, and the debate would be over.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 25, 2020 04:04 PM (iuFgi)

418 >Trump won every debate because he said what he meant and meant what he said.


when he said to Hillary, "...because you'd be in jail," I thought, my God the BALLS on this guy

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 04:04 PM (iTXRQ)

419 I put that in quotes because you CANNOT STOP A VIRUS THAT IS ALREADY PRESENT THROUGHOUT THE CONTINENT

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 04:00 PM (j9HX3)

Agreed. the Gov said it was too late to stop it. He is trying to slow the infection rate because the whole state only has 235 ICU beds. He's trying to buy time to build a bunch of new ones.

Posted by: johnd01 at March 25, 2020 04:04 PM (ukNFU)

420 It is almost like the Democrat party is a corrupt criminal enterprise where no one will tell the Don its time to retire.
Posted by: Visolatte at March 25, 2020 04:02 PM (C4g9p)


The Don, you know, he's losing it.

Posted by: Virgil Sollozo at March 25, 2020 04:04 PM (XVuno)

421 363 Newscum is Pelosi's nephew.



Jerry Brown's Dad Pat Brown was tight with Newscum family. They all know each other as Dan Bongino says....

Posted by: torabora at March 25, 2020 03:54 PM (kpVe/)

Yep, I saw a flow chart somewhere that was pretty good. Talk about an incestuous group of evil, corrupt freaks.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 03:56 PM (8B6Ng)


See my link from yesterday or Monday that details Pelosi calling all the shots in CA and grooming him for other things.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 04:04 PM (pS94+)

422 Idaho governor just announced their stay-at-home order.


OH COME ON!!!!

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 04:04 PM (j9HX3)

423 348 Emailed a old AF buddy in Az yesterday
Posted by: Skip


how old is he?

Posted by: x at March 25, 2020 04:04 PM (nFwvY)

424 410 Prediction: Andrew Cuomo will replace Sleepy Joe as the Democratic nominee.
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Has Obama blessed this? Methinks Obama will provide Biden with the VP and bless this marriage.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 25, 2020 04:04 PM (kaRXo)

425 372 Newsome might be SOL, really.

White. Rich. Hot Wife who is also Rich.

I don't see the Dems holding their base together and running him.
Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 03:58 PM (noaju)
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Believe me, if the Dem's are willing to nominate Biden, they'll have no problem with Newsom.

Posted by: WisRich at March 25, 2020 04:04 PM (OAlmw)

426 I just saw the small guest bathroom at my dad's house. It's stuffed full of toilet paper, kleenex, and paper towels. It was always too small to be a bathroom, but now you can't even step into it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 25, 2020 04:00 PM (+0AKE)


Those who did not hoard are now scrambling to find any, so lesson learned, hoard before the hoarders.

Posted by: Outside the Beltway at March 25, 2020 04:04 PM (vEIlU)

427 C:\Users\msm>chkdsk biden: /scan /forceofflinefix

Posted by: 29Victor at March 25, 2020 04:04 PM (BJKQV)

428 Posted by: nip at March 25, 2020 03:52 PM (Izot6)

I realize people can go off topic after 100 posts, but that was a really stupid post.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 04:04 PM (WI7YS)

429 Yesterday Biden was a rutabaga. Today he's a kohlrabi.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Have to disagree JJ. Rutabagas and Kohlrabi serve a useful purpose.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...more antisocial then normal at March 25, 2020 04:04 PM (GTLFy)

430 Dan Smoot, correct.

Political integrity (meaning what you say and trying to implement it when given the chance).

The scarcest, therefore most precious, commodity in American politix today (and ultimately 100% the fault of the voters, of course).

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 04:04 PM (El6T/)

431 Some little town in Texas ( i dare you to knock this state off my shoulder. Come on.....i double dare you.)

will have an odd old rinky dinky but educational The 2020 Carnival and Pandemic Museum.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 25, 2020 04:04 PM (87Z/P)

432 Agreed. the Gov said it was too late to stop it. He is trying to slow the infection rate because the whole state only has 235 ICU beds. He's trying to buy time to build a bunch of new ones.


ok but all you really need to do is stop New Yorkers from visiting

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 04:05 PM (j9HX3)

433 250




Are they still hammering Trump for his medical records?

Posted by: Outside the Beltway


Hard to say. The RAGEY MCRAGES flow like the Niagara Falls. Some swirl around and come back and then flow away again. I've stopped paying attention.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 25, 2020 04:05 PM (MVR7y)

434 Democrats will not allow the virus panic to end. Even if numbers are going down, they'll be focusing on anecdotal deaths and suffering and accuse Trump of risking lives for economic statistics.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 25, 2020 04:05 PM (H8QX8)

435 you CANNOT STOP A VIRUS THAT IS ALREADY PRESENT THROUGHOUT THE CONTINENT

Untrue.

But then, you probably suspect as much, which is why you're yelling.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 25, 2020 04:05 PM (ykYG2)

436 No no, I'm really all right.

I just didn't have my morning paste.

Posted by: Joke Biden at March 25, 2020 04:05 PM (yk557)

437 Awwww...That's our Joe! He's quirky!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 04:05 PM (dNzKv)

438 There's a reason Bernie is staying in. He's seeing the same thing we are.


Posted by: Steve in SoCal at March 25, 2020 04:00 PM

---

Yep, he is smelling the blood in the water.

But seriously, biden has gone from bad to worse and they should make him drop out before he has another brain anyurisum that kills him.

He clearly has no idea what he is saying any longer even with a teleprompter on a closed stage with no questions and only his close people in the room.


He is only going to get worse.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 25, 2020 04:05 PM (JUOKG)

439 Idaho governor just announced their stay-at-home order.

The potato supply MUST be uninterrupted

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2020 04:05 PM (KNsKs)

440 410 Prediction: Andrew Cuomo will replace Sleepy Joe as the Democratic nominee.
Posted by: mercenary13 at March 25, 2020 04:02 PM (r1mci)

I just hope this shit we're huffing has been quarantine

cannonball

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 04:05 PM (rpxSz)

441 387 This has to end it is clearly elderly abuse making him do this stuff.
Posted by: Mr. Scott

yes, and some people even here clearly feel empathy toward joe, so trump taking the gloves to him in a debate might not accomplish anything other than additional hatred toward trump.

Posted by: blackdogs at March 25, 2020 04:05 PM (NAbCm)

442 410
Prediction: Andrew Cuomo will replace Sleepy Joe as the Democratic nominee.

Posted by: mercenary13 at March 25, 2020 04:02 PM (r1mci)

I've been saying that for the last three days.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 25, 2020 04:05 PM (QzF6i)

443 I agree with Jane, up above. If Biden reaches the debates Trump shouldn't blast him, he should be kind. "Take your time, Joe." Coming up with word choices when Joe stumbles. Saying, "I think what Joe means is..." Etc.

Posted by: Wenda at March 25, 2020 04:06 PM (FH0x6)

444 Ever get the feeling that the Dems are like the Soviets just before they collapsed?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 25, 2020 04:06 PM (kaRXo)

445 You people are a sea of semi sanity in my increasingly chaotic days and you all aint that sane

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2020 04:06 PM (85Gof)

446
Cuomo ain't going anywhere. He is not liked at all, not even in NY.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 04:06 PM (un7FC)

447 Joe isn't demented, he's folksy!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 04:06 PM (dNzKv)

448 The only thing better than seeing this would be seeing Granny McRictus Botox stoke out while introducing Joe Bribem at their crapvention this summer

Posted by: the Butcher at March 25, 2020 04:06 PM (DIosY)

449 Yup, the whole state.


Posted by: johnd01 at March 25, 2020 03:58 PM (ukNFU)

So all of the people who live in Middle of Nowhere, MN, No One Else for Miles, MN, and other such places get the same treatment as those in Minneapolis-St. Paul and surrounding suburbs.

Posted by: Vendette at March 25, 2020 04:06 PM (nRNOc)

450
"Nancy Pelosi Calls the Shots in California"

https://www.frontpagemag.com/fpm/2020/03/nancy-calls-shots-california-lloyd-billingsley/

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 04:06 PM (pS94+)

451 @ChadPergram

McCarthy criticizing delay in the Senate as Dems wanted to add certain provisions. But simultaneously, he says he wants Pelosi to give Hse time to consider the bill when it comes over from the Senate

McCarthy: "I don't think this could pass via unanimous consent." But he is advocating for a voice vote. He notes that there is a "challenge" for some mbrs "to get here"

Sen Bernie Sanders (I-VT): Unless Republican Senators drop their objections to the coronavirus legislation, I am prepared to put a hold on this bill until stronger conditions are imposed on the $500 billion corporate welfare fund.

And:

@NKaeding

Buckle in kids. I'm hearing from multiple people that we still could have a late night in the Senate.

Basically, McConnell and Schumer are calling everyone's bluff right now to see if anyone would object to the UC. Sanders has said he would, and maybe Scott, Sasse, Scott, and Graham will as well.

UC is unanimous consent. If no one objections, things can move very quickly in the Senate. If they do, things move slowly.

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 04:06 PM (cF8AT)

452 Texans are starting to ask "if we behave during this, can we keep the to-go liquor sales?"

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

453 the thing is if Biden gets over the thresh-hold in delegates, they are gonna have a hard time replacing him.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 04:06 PM (r+sAi)

454 Here's the Amazon article.

https://tinyurl.com/tf6qe8s

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 04:07 PM (ZLI7S)

455 StRoke out

Posted by: the Butcher at March 25, 2020 04:07 PM (DIosY)

456 "I'm Slow Joe and I approve this massage."

*whispers off stage*

"Huh, what? FIGHT ME daffodil, I've had my nalgene checked!"

Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2020 04:07 PM (Y4EXg)

457 Quarantine law is rolling out like Marshall opined in his 1824 Gibbons v Ogden decision.

It's a state matter.

Trump is right again. I really am impressed by his acumen. He just keeps hammering them.

Posted by: torabora at March 25, 2020 04:07 PM (kpVe/)

458 Has anyone said that's just Joe being Joe? I always love that excuse for his behavior and "quirks".

Posted by: turambar at March 25, 2020 04:07 PM (Gylu/)

459 But then, you probably suspect as much, which is why you're yelling.


no I actually think this is part of our "ecosystem" now. we have to learn to live with COVID-19. you can call it "eradicated" when we've passed thru this phase, but it's still going to be out there.

like SARS and H1N1 etc

it's a corona virus and now it's one of many

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 04:07 PM (j9HX3)

460 Prediction: Andrew Cuomo will replace Sleepy Joe as the Democratic nominee.

Posted by: mercenary13 at March 25, 2020 04:02 PM (r1mci)

I've been saying that for the last three days.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

So, YOU conjured him up !

Posted by: JT at March 25, 2020 04:08 PM (arJlL)

461 Any idea why the Italians invented Penne pasta? Do they have some strange Italian eating utensil to handle it? Perplexed.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 25, 2020 04:08 PM (kaRXo)

462 I put that in quotes because you CANNOT STOP A VIRUS THAT IS ALREADY PRESENT THROUGHOUT THE CONTINENT

Maybe, maybe not. But you can sure as hell slow down the infection rate.

And in a place like New Mexico, where the healthcare system to handle stuff like this is marginal, that matters.

So take a pill and stop shouting. This isn't just about you.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 25, 2020 04:08 PM (7s3Gx)

463 That is how all the down-home, blue-collar folks talk. And Joe should know, he's a blue collar guy through and through. Did we mention he was born in Srcanton? How much more blue collar, folksy, regular guy can you get! Just fucking vote for him, ok? We'll sort it out later.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 04:08 PM (dNzKv)

464 He looks even worse than me.

Posted by: Brie Larson's Feet at March 25, 2020 04:08 PM (TlL+m)

465
Do you people have short memories?

A few weeks ago, the D savior was joe biden.

A few weeks before that, the D savior was mini Mike Bloomberg.

A few weeks before that, the D savior was Nancy Pelosi. (Yes, it was.)

A few weeks before that, the D savior was Peter Buttsex.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 04:08 PM (un7FC)

466 441 387 This has to end it is clearly elderly abuse making him do this stuff.
Posted by: Mr. Scott

yes, and some people even here clearly feel empathy toward joe, so trump taking the gloves to him in a debate might not accomplish anything other than additional hatred toward trump.

Posted by: blackdogs at March 25, 2020 04:05 PM (NAbCm)

I truly believe this is all Jill. She encouraged him to run and she wants him to stay in it. Joe does what Jill says.

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 04:08 PM (cF8AT)

467 MUMR - right, I think he's sending money to Solyndra and GM.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 04:08 PM (e284m)

468 I am with Sasse/Graham/Scott in principal. However, the additional funds for unemployment are only implemented for 4 months. That is long time, and expensive, but I am not sure any big delay is worth it, since there is an expiration on that benefit (according to reports).

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 25, 2020 04:08 PM (JRaU+)

469

No one is listening to the stay at home orders.

Not even my family. Every time I talk to one of my brothers or sisters they are off to somewhere.

Plants for the garden. Grocery. And members who live near each other visiting each other and bringing friends and dogs.

Other than my parents, who are very high risk, I'm the only one in my family hunkering down. But I am at risk too, and I don't mind. I was pretty prepared. They did not prepare at all. Ignored the warnings.

Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 04:08 PM (vEIlU)

470 397 1. Government supply of N95 facemasks were used up in 2009 and were never restocked.

=======
My undestanding is that the stock was diminished but not totally depleted, and it was only partially restored.
Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at March 25, 2020 04:01 PM (d6mdH)


The issue is we're talking very big numbers here. You can't get by with only one mask. You need a new one every day, or even every time you go out, under current recommendations. That's in the range of a billion masks a month if everyone in the US were to wear one. Even if the stockpile had been replenished or increased, we'd only have enough for medical personnel, and even then for a few weeks.

What we should have, instead of a stockpile, is mothballed, high throughput factories that can be spun up very quickly.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 04:09 PM (wGeit)

471 The racism of the left was fascinating to see regarding Obama and their celebration of him. They weren't faking. He was the smartest black man any of them had ever seen.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's got the Kung Flu Glib at March 25, 2020 03:20 PM (nsE7Q)

Well, perhaps he was the smartest black man to buy into the Marxist claptrap the Left peddles. Really smart black men like Thomas Sowell, or Clarence Thomas, or Ben Carson are invisible to the Leftards.

Posted by: Guppy in dead guy's belly at March 25, 2020 04:09 PM (miJU3)

472 >>Believe me, if the Dem's are willing to nominate Biden, they'll have no problem with Newsom.


I see where you are coming from.

...but Biden is a sacrifice. As is/was Bernie. And likely why many of the others bowed out early.

2024 is a whole different beast.

No re-election and 4 years from now they will have had two chances to put Squad Members into the Senate.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2020 04:09 PM (noaju)

473 >You people are a sea of semi sanity in my increasingly chaotic days and you all aint that sane
Posted by: Nevergiveup


HEY
my mother had me tested

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 04:09 PM (iTXRQ)

474 C:\Users\msm> psexe \Biden - s SFC/scannow

Posted by: 29Victor at March 25, 2020 04:09 PM (BJKQV)

475 I don't understand about ICU beds. I read this morning that even here in Mass with over 1000 cases, only 95 people have been hospitalized. Are they just ginning up the numbers?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 25, 2020 04:09 PM (QzF6i)

476 443 I agree with Jane, up above. If Biden reaches the debates Trump shouldn't blast him, he should be kind. "Take your time, Joe." Coming up with word choices when Joe stumbles. Saying, "I think what Joe means is..." Etc.


oh god yes

and BOY will that piss Biden off!

damn I wish there was actually going to be a debate!

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 04:09 PM (j9HX3)

477 I expect my coronavirus taskforce meeting to start on time.....

Posted by: runner, impatient at March 25, 2020 04:09 PM (zr5Kq)

478 ...grooming him for other things.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 04:04 PM (pS94+)

Thx, looking now...

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 04:09 PM (8B6Ng)

479 It's official. As of Friday, Minnesota with have 2 weeks of Shelter In Place.
Posted by: johnd01 at March 25, 2020 03:53 PM (ukNFU)

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Wife just called about this. So important to our health that it doesn't start until midnight Friday. And last I checked we had 1 reported fatality.

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 25, 2020 04:09 PM (aKgvL)

480 The military just pulled a bunch of healthcare providers out of their communities and sent them to NY. Because NY is more important.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 04:09 PM (dNzKv)

481 Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 25, 2020 04:08 PM (7s3Gx)

You must not have a job that will be effected.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 25, 2020 04:10 PM (5IbVn)

482
Cuomo is only the latest in a vey long line of short-lived fake-hyped "saviors" of the Democrat party in 2020.

Forget.About.Cuomo.

He ain't going anywhere.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 04:10 PM (un7FC)

483 In the past few days, Amazon workers tested positive for COVID-19, the
disease caused by the novel virus, in New York City; Shepherdsville,
Kentucky; Jacksonville, Florida; Katy, Texas; Brownstown, Michigan; and
Oklahoma City, according to Amazon and local media reports.

Just last week, warehouse workers sounded alarms that the company is not
doing enough to protect them from the virus. That came after workers at
Amazon warehouses in Spain and Italy tested positive for the virus.



So Amazon is the spreader of this virus

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2020 04:10 PM (GR/2q)

484 479 ...grooming him for other things.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 04:04 PM (pS94+)
Thx, looking now...
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 25, 2020 04:09 PM (8B6Ng)


At #450

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 04:10 PM (pS94+)

485
Yesterday Biden was a rutabaga. Today he's a kohlrabi.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Have to disagree JJ. Rutabagas and Kohlrabi serve a useful purpose.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...more antisocial then normal at March 25, 2020 04:04 PM (GTLFy)
-------------------------------------------

Some here (and they know who they are) would say he's an okra pod.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 04:10 PM (ptqGC)

486 Are they just ginning up the numbers?

yeah it's ok tho

just roll with it

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 04:10 PM (j9HX3)

487 Lesson:

There's only so much Elmer's Glue you can peel off your hand and eat before your cognitive functions deteriorate.

Also: Boogers.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2020 04:10 PM (dtV0Y)

488 X assume same as me maybe 60

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 04:10 PM (ZCEU2)

489 461 Any idea why the Italians invented Penne pasta? Do they have some strange Italian eating utensil to handle it? Perplexed.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 25, 2020 04:08 PM (kaRXo)

It's my favorite! It has some density. It's bite size. You can get sauce INSIDE IT!

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 04:10 PM (cF8AT)

490 Part of me feels sorry for Biden. Another part remembers the Thomas hearings, and all his pedo-hair-sniffing. Explains, I suppose, why I feel nothing.

Posted by: Test for Echo at March 25, 2020 04:10 PM (onMzM)

491 He looks even worse than me.
Posted by: Brie Larson's Feet

Relax, Brie.

Columbo will find your bum.

Posted by: JT at March 25, 2020 04:10 PM (arJlL)

492 Biden will not debate Trump.

Trump has already telegraphed that he won't debate with biased MFM running it.

Biden will insist that he will only do it on MSNBC with a full panel of LGBTQIAA2++ of color media asking questions.

Biden will claim that Trump is too chicken to debate him.

The press will claim that Trump is too chicken to debate him.

Posted by: blaster at March 25, 2020 03:52 PM (ZfRYq)


And all Trump has to do is push Gropey's "macho" button: "Come on, Joe, just you and me on stage. You ask me a question, I'll ask you a question. You and me, mano a mano. Or can't you fight without hiding behind Candy Crowley's ass?"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2020 04:10 PM (2JVJo)

493 475 I don't understand about ICU beds. I read this morning that even here in Mass with over 1000 cases, only 95 people have been hospitalized. Are they just ginning up the numbers?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 25, 2020 04:09 PM (QzF6i)

=========

Assuming exponential growth, the need will grow rapidly and the question becomes: will there be enough then?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 04:10 PM (UWqZJ)

494 Can we be sure that was filmed in Biden's house, rather than some other house in the neighborhood he wandered into? I'm guessing his neighbors are used to finding him standing around just about anywhere.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 25, 2020 04:10 PM (ZbwAu)

495 So Amazon is the spreader of this virus


ha ha!

Globalism Virus

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 04:10 PM (j9HX3)

496 The democrats gave up on Biden weeks ago...

Mario Cuomo is their nominee for president. It doesn't matter what the rules are, they will go into the convention without saying anything, then in an instant, Mario Cuomo will walk out as the chosen one.

Who else would they call on? Hillary?

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2020 04:11 PM (mrrpT)

497
If you want to be really smart and impress us, predict who the next D savior will be in a week or two.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 04:11 PM (un7FC)

498 Here's Biden in the debates: "I would have done it faster and better"

Trump: "You've been in elected office for forty years and done nothing. Nothing. That's what you do, nothing. I'm the one who did something, not you. Not ever."

Biden is bragging on the his oversight of TARP--forgetting that Trump was campaigning on waste like Solyndra in 2016.
You think Trump will forget that?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 25, 2020 04:11 PM (vPKfA)

499 Trump: I will give Joe an extra minute to answer questions, he needs it to appropriately answer.

Trump look magnanimous, and Joe has an extra minute to bumblefuck every answer.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 04:11 PM (dNzKv)

500

That whole finger pointing thing.

I literally saw my 82 year old Dad do the same exact thing, getting all pissy about going on oxygen.

He never did that before, don't recall Biden doing that before.

How the hell is he going to make it through the hot summer?

This is so great! I can imagine the BTS is a bit like the Tiger King.



Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 25, 2020 04:12 PM (lg/F7)

501
But seriously, biden has gone from bad to worse and they should make him drop out before he has another brain anyurisum that kills him.

He clearly has no idea what he is saying any longer even with a teleprompter on a closed stage with no questions and only his close people in the room.


And how is that any different from other Democrats in leadership positions?

We mock the stupid crap that the Left media, or Government, or The Squad, or Pelosi says. We marvel at the complete disconnect from reality.

Even now in LA, the Leftist are threatening to cut off water and power to "non-essential". companies that remain open.

The entire Left is insane, Biden manifests it through his rambling, which is marginally worse than that from the Speaker of the House.

Posted by: 🐧 at March 25, 2020 04:12 PM (C+evo)

502 Any idea why the Italians invented Penne pasta? Do they have some strange Italian eating utensil to handle it? Perplexed.
Posted by: Puddin Head

---

Assuming this is a serious question - always a dicey proposition around here - various pasta shapes are designed to effectively convey different types of gravys (sauces to you heathens) to your mouth.

Really.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2020 04:12 PM (Y4EXg)

503 Holy crap.

Jobless claims predicted to be 4,000,000 this week.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 04:12 PM (ptqGC)

504 460
Prediction: Andrew Cuomo will replace Sleepy Joe as the Democratic nominee.



Posted by: mercenary13 at March 25, 2020 04:02 PM (r1mci)



I've been saying that for the last three days.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)



So, YOU conjured him up !

Posted by: JT at March 25, 2020 04:08 PM (arJlL)
Just want some credit for being FIRST!

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 25, 2020 04:12 PM (QzF6i)

505 Buckle in kids. I'm hearing from multiple people that we still could have a late night in the Senate.

Basically, McConnell and Schumer are calling everyone's bluff right now to see if anyone would object to the UC. Sanders has said he would, and maybe Scott, Sasse, Scott, and Graham will as well.

UC is unanimous consent. If no one objections, things can move very quickly in the Senate. If they do, things move slowly.
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 04:06 PM (cF8AT)

This is interesting.

While I know that the economy needs help, there's a part of me that thinks that we could dodge a big bullet if this bill is delayed.

Medical breakthroughs are taking place at an incredible pace right now. Between the treatment options that have been talked about that worked in South Korea, and others that are being worked on right now, we could still have something viable in as little as two weeks - things are moving that fast.

If that's the case, we could be well into an optimistic upswing in the economic outlook in April. If that's true, we may not need 2 trillion then. Maybe.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 25, 2020 04:12 PM (iuFgi)

506 If you want to be really smart and impress us, predict who the next D savior will be in a week or two.


ok I'll go with...

Tom Wolf!

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 04:12 PM (j9HX3)

507 Also: Boogers.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2020 04:10 PM (dtV0Y)


Put. The. Okra. Down.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 25, 2020 04:12 PM (aS1PU)

508 Biden is bragging on the his oversight of TARP--forgetting that Trump was campaigning on waste like Solyndra in 2016.
You think Trump will forget that?


Once Trump signs the monstrosity, every dollar of pork will be placed squarely in his lap.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 04:12 PM (dNzKv)

509

5PM today

www.whitehouse.gov/live/

Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 04:12 PM (vEIlU)

510 If you want to be really smart and impress us, predict who the next D savior will be in a week or two.
Josef Stalin.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2020 04:12 PM (r+sAi)

511 Ah! What was I thinking, of course people will start ordering more from Amazon.

That might reduce the panic level.

Have a story detailing the virus lives on cardboard, and follow that up with stories of Amazon warehouses being infected.

Posted by: George Soros at March 25, 2020 04:12 PM (e284m)

512 480 The military just pulled a bunch of healthcare providers out of their communities and sent them to NY. Because NY is more important.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 04:09 PM (dNzKv)

Not really. No vital provider crucial to their areas covid 19 response was pulled

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2020 04:13 PM (85Gof)

513 Start taking bets on the NEXT catastrophe that will sink Trump. Wild fires?A hurricane?School shooting? When this passes it will be on to the next.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2020 04:13 PM (KNsKs)

514 I agree Mr Darrell Harris

I don't think this bill is going to help especially
if people don't get checks for months

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 04:13 PM (j9HX3)

515 You must not have a job that will be effected. [i/]

No, my job is not affected since I'm retired. My wife, OTOH, is working from home because someone at her worksite attended a meeting where someone was likely infected.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 25, 2020 04:13 PM (7s3Gx)

516 Can we be sure that was filmed in Biden's house, rather than some other house in the neighborhood he wandered into? I'm guessing his neighbors are used to finding him standing around just about anywhere.
Posted by: Eeyore

When he does that, he has his underwear on his head.

This was bona fide Joe

Posted by: Bruce at March 25, 2020 04:13 PM (vd8XM)

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 25, 2020 04:13 PM (7s3Gx)

518 maybe the DNC is propping up Joe because they know this is definitely The Last Time they will have to do it

they are slow-walking him out to pasture
discuss

Posted by: DB- just DB. Posting from my SHU at March 25, 2020 04:13 PM (iTXRQ)

519 *drums fingers on table

Posted by: runner, impatient at March 25, 2020 04:13 PM (zr5Kq)

520
I agree with Jane, up above. If Biden reaches the debates Trump
shouldn't blast him, he should be kind. "Take your time, Joe." Coming up
with word choices when Joe stumbles. Saying, "I think what Joe means
is..." Etc.

Posted by: Wenda at March 25, 2020 04:06 PM (FH0x6)

That's probably a little too far. Trump will handle it with the same pinpoint delicacy he handles everything else. Trump isn't actually a mean person. He just hits very hard when in a fight.

I feel like Trump, unlike his opponents, actually likes humanity. He's not going to make himself into an idiot. He's going to make it crystal clear he is the far better choice. I can only imagine what the talk shows and SNL would be like if this was the Republican nominee. They would just be vicious and gross. As it is, Democrats are being vicious and gross by promoting this travesty. He *was* their chosen candidate.

Posted by: ... at March 25, 2020 04:13 PM (uEbPt)

521 I imagine there is a torpedo in this bill that the Dems can say "Look what trump did!" Nobody will care that it was added by a dem.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 04:13 PM (dNzKv)

522 "No one is listening to the stay at home orders."


Glad to hear it.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 25, 2020 04:13 PM (H8QX8)

523 @realDonaldTrump 8 minutes ago

The LameStream Media is the dominant force in trying to get me to keep our Country closed as long as possible in the hope that it will be detrimental to my election success. The real people want to get back to work ASAP. We will be stronger than ever before!

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 04:13 PM (cF8AT)

524 Governor Newsom.

You have a sweet, sweet job in California where no matter what you do you will be easily re-elected.

However, we'd like you to take on this suicide mission of jumping into the presidential race with a few months to go, you will have to raise money, build a national campaign staff and introduce yourself to an electorate that hardly knows who you are.

Oh, did we mention you are going to lose huge? Because you are going to lose huge.

So what do you say, can we put you down as a yes?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2020 04:13 PM (ZLI7S)

525 105 It's bad, it just seems like every time he's almost going to have to drop out, he puts in a passable performance.

Posted by: Blago at March 25, 2020 03:24 PM (sjTfF)

I have not seen a passable performance by Joementum in years.

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 04:14 PM (7juvc)

526 Jobless claims predicted to be 4,000,000 this week.†

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March†

Link?

Posted by: Ha at March 25, 2020 04:14 PM (fNWtj)

527 Is it true that the Coronavirus can be cured by eating boiled Okra?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 04:14 PM (e284m)

528 Jane should be 10,000,000 if all these statescare shut down, posted my claim last night.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 04:14 PM (ZCEU2)

529 So, YOU conjured him up !

Posted by: JT at March 25, 2020 04:08 PM (arJlL)
Just want some credit for being FIRST!
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

LOL !

Posted by: JT at March 25, 2020 04:14 PM (arJlL)

530 I'm guessing his neighbors are used to finding him standing around just about anywhere.

At least he is clothed this time.


Cobra... Cobra...

Posted by: 🐧 at March 25, 2020 04:14 PM (C+evo)

531 Prediction: Andrew Cuomo will replace Sleepy Joe as the Democratic nominee.



Posted by: mercenary13 at March 25, 2020 04:02 PM (r1mci)

I've been saying that for the last three days.


Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 25, 2020 04:05 PM (QzF6i)

That is wish casting on the part of Dems. Cuomo is not covering himself in glory right now and he is not going to waste his chance to actually win by running this year.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 25, 2020 04:14 PM (nAiE/)

532
My guess:

a faux Draft Fauci movement will be next for the D's.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 04:14 PM (un7FC)

533 Not really. No vital provider crucial to their areas covid 19 response was pulled
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2020 04:13 PM (85Gof)

You sure about that? I lost a nurse and a PA.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 04:14 PM (dNzKv)

534 So has the latest shit sandwich been passed yet? I'm hopping Senate rejects it, still full of Dem pork and BS form what I've heard.. Reject this POS and make the Dems heel for once.

Posted by: Ripley at March 25, 2020 04:14 PM (MxEKc)

535 My prediction is Biden will eat a booger during the debates

bookit

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 04:15 PM (rpxSz)

536 You pay money....i bring LQ store

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 25, 2020 04:15 PM (87Z/P)

537


I don't tihnk anyone is gonna replace Meltdown Joe.

He's in it to lose, like Dole, Romney and McCain.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 25, 2020 04:15 PM (lg/F7)

538 Not taking that bet...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 25, 2020 04:15 PM (7s3Gx)

539 I use a fork with penne. Works.

Many people still don't seem to get it (in this narrow sense) - the main concern is medical capacity to handle acute cases (hospitalized, and especially on ventilators) at *peak numbers*. Not the only issue, but the specific objective of trying to "slow the spread" - lower the peak on that graph.

And since in the short term ventilator #s, and even to some extent, ICU beds, are fixed, it's a concept that applies everywhere, even sparsely populated areas, with appropriately minimal medical capacity.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 04:15 PM (El6T/)

540 The LameStream Media is the dominant force in trying to get me to keep our Country closed as long as possible in the hope that it will be detrimental to my election success. The real people want to get back to work ASAP. We will be stronger than ever before!


Good to see he's wise to what is being done.

the Governors are all out there trying to fait accompli a continued shutdown - which would cause a Depression, no doubt about it, it doesn't matter what crazy bill comes out of congress

there was no need for the Archdiocese of Philadelphia to announce TODAY that all churches in the arch MUST remain closed thru Easter Sunday! but they did

to demoralize us

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 04:15 PM (j9HX3)

541 Tinfoil hat on

The DNC did this on purpose and the VP will be the real president with Biden having an accident (wink wink) early in his first term.

VP will be Hillary

Tinfoil hat off

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 25, 2020 04:15 PM (P6ZCq)

542 Not really. No vital provider crucial to their areas covid 19 response was pulled
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2020 04:13 PM (85Gof)

You sure about that? I lost a nurse and a PA.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 04:14 PM (dNzKv)

Positive. If they identified themselves as such.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2020 04:15 PM (85Gof)

543 Not really. No vital provider crucial to their areas covid 19 response was pulled
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2020 04:13 PM (85Gof)

You sure about that? I lost a nurse and a PA.

Oh, And I was given a warning that I am on the list.

We are most definitely needed where we are.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 04:15 PM (dNzKv)

544 497
If you want to be really smart and impress us, predict who the next D savior will be in a week or two.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 04:11 PM (un7FC)


They played with the idea of Gretchen Whitmer, but people weren't taking her seriously. She's fine for the VP pick, but not the candidate.

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2020 04:15 PM (mrrpT)

545 532
My guess:

a faux Draft Fauci movement will be next for the D's.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 04:14 PM (un7FC)

==========

Why not Joe Lieberman? He's got crossover appeal, you know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 04:15 PM (UWqZJ)

546 "yes, and some people even here clearly feel empathy toward joe, so trump taking the gloves to him in a debate might not accomplish anything other than additional hatred toward trump."

Yup. Trump will have to tread lightly, since it's obviously not a fair fight. I trust that he will get it right.

Posted by: Chris M at March 25, 2020 04:15 PM (eAZVt)

547 Is it true that the Coronavirus can be cured by eating boiled Okra?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 04:14 PM (e284m)
+++++++++++++
Wouldn't boiled okra just be a gelatinous mess of fibers in a weird suspension?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 04:15 PM (e/H31)

548 Assuming this is a serious question - always a dicey proposition around here - various pasta shapes are designed to effectively convey different types of gravys (sauces to you heathens) to your mouth.

Really.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 25, 2020 04:12 PM (Y4EXg)


I have lived in the Merrimack Valley my whole life, surrounded by micks and wops and I have never heard anyone call spaghetti sauce "gravy."

Gravy is what you have with your mashed potatoes.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2020 04:16 PM (2JVJo)

549 The chances Joe drops his pants at a public appearance?

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2020 04:16 PM (KNsKs)

550 Penne traps the sauce in the tube. Great for Alfredo.

Posted by: ... at March 25, 2020 04:16 PM (uEbPt)

551 Jobless claims predicted to be 4,000,000 this week


Does anyone know how that compares to last week? Last month?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 25, 2020 04:16 PM (lwiT4)

552

"527 Is it true that the Coronavirus can be cured by eating boiled Okra?"

I think I would rather have the Corona.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 25, 2020 04:16 PM (lg/F7)

553 The democrats gave up on Biden weeks ago...



Mario Cuomo is their nominee for president. It doesn't matter what
the rules are, they will go into the convention without saying anything,
then in an instant, Mario Cuomo will walk out as the chosen one.



Who else would they call on? Hillary?





Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2020 04:11 PM (mrrpT)

Considering he's dead, yes.

Posted by: Vendette at March 25, 2020 04:16 PM (nRNOc)

554 Every positive case in the county has been at my military ED, but my providers are needed more in NY.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 04:16 PM (dNzKv)

555 When there is a blank post, does that mean the comment has been removed or just hit the button in error?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 25, 2020 04:16 PM (QzF6i)

556 The chances Joe drops his pants at a public appearance?
Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2020 04:16 PM (KNsKs)



Greater than zero odds.

Posted by: Vegas Odds Makers at March 25, 2020 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)

557 489 461 Any idea why the Italians invented Penne pasta? Do they have some strange Italian eating utensil to handle it? Perplexed.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 25, 2020 04:08 PM (kaRXo)

It's my favorite! It has some density. It's bite size. You can get sauce INSIDE IT!
-----------------------------
Agree it can hold a lot of gravy but getting into your mouth instead of on your shirt seems problematic. They already have Zita. Penne seems like a punk outlier of sorts. My new favorite is Bucatini. Its got tooth and holds gravy and you can get it on a fork.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 25, 2020 04:17 PM (kaRXo)

558 I doubt the teleprompter failed. It looks like Joe lost his place in the text and in the brain lock, forgot how to read.
What do those strange characters mean?

Posted by: flimflamed at March 25, 2020 04:17 PM (ftsrR)

559 The Bee Said it Best

Joe Biden drops out to support Joe Biden.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2020 04:17 PM (JFO2v)

560 Not really. No vital provider crucial to their areas covid 19 response was pulled
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2020 04:13 PM (85Gof)

You sure about that? I lost a nurse and a PA.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house!

You're a doctor TOO ?

Posted by: JT at March 25, 2020 04:17 PM (arJlL)

561 529
So, YOU conjured him up !



Posted by: JT at March 25, 2020 04:08 PM (arJlL)

Just want some credit for being FIRST!

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)



LOL !

Posted by: JT at March 25, 2020 04:14 PM (arJlL)

Too late. Someone bring in the comfy chair.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 25, 2020 04:17 PM (KnJdm)

562 547 +++++++++++++
Wouldn't boiled okra just be a gelatinous mess of fibers in a weird suspension?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 04:15 PM (e/H31)


"Yeah, that's me."

- - Biden

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 04:17 PM (pS94+)

563 Cat Ass and NGU, you guys will know the inside story and mechanics - but isn't NYC not "more important", but simply a much more critical situation in terms of acute cases vs. capacity, than any other US metro? Seems that would drive all allocation decisions.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 04:17 PM (El6T/)

564 546 "yes, and some people even here clearly feel empathy toward joe, so trump taking the gloves to him in a debate might not accomplish anything other than additional hatred toward trump."

Yup. Trump will have to tread lightly, since it's obviously not a fair fight. I trust that he will get it right.
Posted by: Chris M at March 25, 2020 04:15 PM (eAZVt)

==========

Until Biden says, "Trump is an evil man who wants to see your children die."

Which will happen in his opening statement of the first debate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 04:17 PM (UWqZJ)

565 531 Prediction: Andrew Cuomo will replace Sleepy Joe as the Democratic nominee.


well, although I live in MA

I was born and raise in TX

Cuomo will just wow Texans

they will so love him

They will love him long time

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 04:17 PM (rpxSz)

566 543 Not really. No vital provider crucial to their areas covid 19 response was pulled
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2020 04:13 PM (85Gof)

You sure about that? I lost a nurse and a PA.

Oh, And I was given a warning that I am on the list.

We are most definitely needed where we are.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 04:15 PM (dNzKv)

What branch of the Service

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2020 04:17 PM (85Gof)

567 475 I don't understand about ICU beds. I read this morning that even here in Mass with over 1000 cases, only 95 people have been hospitalized. Are they just ginning up the numbers?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 25, 2020 04:09 PM (QzF6i)


They're not worried about today. They're worried about three or six weeks from today.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 04:17 PM (wGeit)

568 551


I think it was 280k

Posted by: Ha at March 25, 2020 04:17 PM (fNWtj)

569 492
And all Trump has to do is push Gropey's "macho" button: "Come on, Joe, just you and me on stage. You ask me a question, I'll ask you a question. You and me, mano a mano. Or can't you fight without hiding behind Candy Crowley's ass?"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2020 04:10 PM (2JVJo)
________

Well, I must admit she's the right choice. You can hide a lot behind Candy's ass.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 25, 2020 04:17 PM (ZbwAu)

570 It will be interesting who the donks pick as VP since that will be the real potus if the donks, gulp, win.

Posted by: MHK at March 25, 2020 04:17 PM (iQIUe)

571 541
Tinfoil hat on



The DNC did this on purpose and the VP will be the real president
with Biden having an accident (wink wink) early in his first term.



VP will be Hillary



Tinfoil hat off

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 25, 2020 04:15 PM (P6Z

funny, I have a hat exactly like that one.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 04:17 PM (e284m)

572 @jennfranconews 7 minutes ago

#BREAKING: California Gov. Gavin Newsom says 1 million people in the state have now filed for unemployment. (Thread)

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 04:17 PM (cF8AT)

573 The ICU beds with ventilator and monitor and bunnysuited nurses are the tight spot.

Acute care bottle neck.

Chloroquine cocktail can retard that. We need a schiffton of drugs to dose likely to get real sick and keep them out of ICU.

That's where Nevada Gov. is dead wrong.. A 30 day dose is propylactic. Maybe more is disease is still out there.

And a cheap test kit so the population can tell if they're infected.

Posted by: torabora at March 25, 2020 04:17 PM (kpVe/)

574 I wonder if this had anything to do with Pelosi trying to cram Nation-wide vote harvesting into the Flu-That-Cannot-Be-Named Relief Bill.

Nah! That's too cynical.

Anyone remember the Upper-class Twit of the Year competition from Monty Python? I think Joe could be a contender.

Posted by: JB1000 at March 25, 2020 04:17 PM (Kf5r9)

575 When there is a blank post, does that mean the comment has been removed or just hit the button in error?

In my case, it means I threw up a quick close tag to avoid embarrellment...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 25, 2020 04:17 PM (7s3Gx)

576 When there is a blank post, does that mean the comment has been removed or just hit the button in error?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 25, 2020 04:16 PM (QzF6i)


Most times, it's because someone didn't close an HTML tag correctly, so they're trying to close it to avoid being sucked up by The Barrel.

Posted by: Sponge at March 25, 2020 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)

577 Prediction: Andrew Cuomo will replace Sleepy Joe as the Democratic nominee.

Posted by: mercenary13 at March 25, 2020 04:02 PM (r1mci)


People have been saying this for a week or so now, even myself, but I heard he cannot because it is too late to put his hat in the ring. Even via a brokered convention? I thought they could grab anyone.

The Dems make the rules as they go. I'm not sure who will be the alt. Biden would never win, ever. I think he and his horrible party are just milking the campaign dollars for now. No clue. They look more insane each day.

People are soooo angry with Pelosi and Schumer right now. I have talked to two people who were losing their sh*t over this. One a previous Democrat voter. But voted for Trump the first round. They are disgusted by what they are seeing. They have lost traditional Democrats for life on this one.

Pelosi and Schumer miscalculated this big time. People hate them now. Hate them.

Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 04:18 PM (vEIlU)

578 Start taking bets on the NEXT catastrophe that will sink Trump. Wild fires?A hurricane?School shooting? When this passes it will be on to the next.

Oh, the crashing of the economy and the usurpation of civil rights and liberties is going to be overshadowed by another Columbine?

I think the only thing left is literally "The nuclear option" .

Somebody is going to throw one.

Posted by: 🐧 at March 25, 2020 04:18 PM (C+evo)

579

"They played with the idea of Gretchen Whitmer, but people weren't taking her seriously. She's fine for the VP pick, but not the candidate."

She's a little rich girl, pampered her whole life, not much practical experience, and has that fake Michigan accent she's cultivated.

Precious daughter of a multi-millionaire CEO.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 25, 2020 04:18 PM (lg/F7)

580 550 Penne traps the sauce in the tube. Great for Alfredo.
Posted by: ... at March 25, 2020 04:16 PM (uEbPt)


Much like Andrew Gillum's colon.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 04:18 PM (pS94+)

581 551 Jobless claims predicted to be 4,000,000 this week


Does anyone know how that compares to last week? Last month?
Posted by: grammie winger at March 25, 2020 04:16 PM (lwiT4)

10 to 150 fold up

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2020 04:18 PM (JFO2v)

582 I don't recall anyone here ever saying Nancy was going to be the savior of party-to be parachuted in as the candidate-only that if coronavirus incapacitated Trump and Pence (God forbid!) she's be next in line to lead the country. Uggh!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 04:18 PM (WI7YS)

583 555 When there is a blank post, does that mean the comment has been removed or just hit the button in error?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 25, 2020 04:16 PM (QzF6i)

that means Joe is lurking

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 04:18 PM (rpxSz)

584 Everything closed,people get unemployed.Shocking I know.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2020 04:18 PM (KNsKs)

585 there was no need for the Archdiocese of Philadelphia to announce TODAY
that all churches in the arch MUST remain closed thru Easter Sunday! but
they did



Through Easter Sunday? We're trying our best to be open for Easter, even if it means doing church in the parking lot, drive-in movie style.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 25, 2020 04:18 PM (lwiT4)

586
well, although I live in TX


I was born and raise in MA



Cuomo will just wow Texans



We will so love him



We will love him long time

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 04:18 PM (e284m)

587 When there is a blank post, does that mean the comment has been removed or just hit the button in error?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 25, 2020 04:16 PM (QzF6i)
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We've replaced all the comments with empty boxes. Let's watch and see if anyone notices......

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 04:19 PM (WEBkv)

588 Through Easter Sunday? We're trying our best to be open for Easter, even if it means doing church in the parking lot, drive-in movie style.


I think that's cool. The Catholic Church wouldn't do it tho, but I wish they would

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 04:19 PM (j9HX3)

589 Cuomo is gaining serious traction in the left wing blogs. The consensus is that Biden has to go among the leftist versions of Readers here. And they are also peeing themselves with delight over Cuomos daily pressers. For some reason.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 25, 2020 04:19 PM (P6ZCq)

590 10 to 150 fold up

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2020 04:18 PM (JFO2v)



Oh my.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 25, 2020 04:19 PM (lwiT4)

591


NOOOD

Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 04:19 PM (vEIlU)

592 10 to 15 not 150

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 25, 2020 04:19 PM (JFO2v)

593 549 The chances Joe drops his pants at a public appearance?
Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2020 04:16 PM (KNsKs)
______

What makes you think he'll show up wearing pants?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 25, 2020 04:19 PM (ZbwAu)

594 We will love him long time

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 04:18 PM (e284m)
------------

Love him good and hard?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 04:19 PM (WEBkv)

595 "Until Biden says, 'Trump is an evil man who wants to see your children die.' Which will happen in his opening statement of the first debate."

Yep. Biden will take the gloves off, and punch himself in the face.

Posted by: Chris M at March 25, 2020 04:19 PM (eAZVt)

596

Is she the heiress to chocolate box empire?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 04:19 PM (un7FC)

597 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house!



You're a doctor TOO ?

Posted by: JT at March 25, 2020 04:17 PM (arJlL)

Indeed he is.

Posted by: Vendette at March 25, 2020 04:19 PM (nRNOc)

598 Will the Democrat powers get a veep pick who will really be the Presidential pick in waiting, Then pull the rug out from under BID N and make the switch at the convention?

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2020 04:19 PM (ZCEU2)

599 So. . . why have the DNC and the MSM (BORM) allowed this to happen?

Joe Biden is pathetic, but he could not have done this on his own.

-- Why are his wife and kids not asked about this?
-- Why are the DNC not asked about this?
-- Why isn't every damn Democrat Congressman and Senator not asked about this?
-- Why isn't every leading progressive think tank and publication not asked about this?

Some idiot GOP city leader in Hicksville, USA makes a dumb joke and everyone up to and including the GOP POTUS (if applicable) is required to publicly disavow and agree said idiot should resign ASAP, and yet Joey choo-choo MrPuddingBrains persists.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2020 04:19 PM (bDqIh)

600 Holy crap.

Jobless claims predicted to be 4,000,000 this week.





Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2020 04:12 PM

---

Way lower than I thought it would be.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 25, 2020 04:19 PM (JUOKG)

601 587 When there is a blank post, does that mean the comment has been removed or just hit the button in error?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 25, 2020 04:16 PM (QzF6i)
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Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 25, 2020 04:19 PM (WEBkv)

=========

Wow! The level of insight in my own posts has doubled!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 25, 2020 04:20 PM (UWqZJ)

602 It's my favorite! It has some density. It's bite size. You can get sauce INSIDE IT!
Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 04:10 PM (cF8AT)

===================

Pics or it didn't happen!

Posted by: Zombie Edith Wilson at March 25, 2020 04:20 PM (w9Wax)

603 322
I just watched Bidens latest--if his doctor says he hasn't had a recent stroke, he's a liar.



He slurs a lot of words just like my grandad after his massive stroke.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 25, 2020 03:52 PM (vPKfA)

And one side of his face is drooping.

Posted by: schizoid at March 25, 2020 04:20 PM (5fifH)

604 596

Is she the heiress to chocolate box empire?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 25, 2020 04:19 PM (un7FC)


Cracker Box Palace...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 04:20 PM (pS94+)

605 there was no need for the Archdiocese of Philadelphia to announce TODAY that all churches in the arch MUST remain closed thru Easter Sunday! but they did

to demoralize us
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 25, 2020 04:15 PM (j9HX3)


Then somebody needs to say fuck the archibishop.

Send the word - each church will have a priest standing outside to proclaim the risen Jesus. Come and worship on Easter Sunday.

Dare the police to arrest you. Let them drag you off in handcuffs. The archbishop would love those visuals.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2020 04:20 PM (2JVJo)

606 1 million have filed for unemployment in Calizuela?

Not a problem! They always tell us they have this huge budget surplus! We hear it every year.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 04:20 PM (e284m)

607 I saw in one of those twatter links someone writing:

Pelosi impeached Trump because she said he withheld funding to the Ukraine for political gain. But never proven.

While Pelosi herself is demonstrably withholding funding from us in the United States of America for political gain.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 25, 2020 04:20 PM (l6b3d)

608 funny, I have a hat exactly like that one.

I better get mine out and dust it off. Far too many folks said, "Hillary will never be President".

Well, as VD Hanson periodically notes, Hubris begets Nemesis.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at March 25, 2020 04:20 PM (7s3Gx)

609 No one needs more than 1 type of pasta!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at March 25, 2020 04:20 PM (+0AKE)

610 Cuomo is gaining serious traction in the left wing
blogs. The consensus is that Biden has to go among the leftist versions
of Readers here. And they are also peeing themselves with delight over
Cuomos daily pressers. For some reason.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at March 25, 2020 04:19 PM (P6ZCq)

It's not just left-wing blogs. I'm seeing it in places that generally avoid politics.

Posted by: Vendette at March 25, 2020 04:20 PM (nRNOc)

611 I have lived in the Merrimack Valley my whole life, surrounded by micks and wops and I have†never†heard anyone call spaghetti sauce "gravy."†
---
The low-IQ crew on the sopranos called it gravy when they went to Italy

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 25, 2020 04:20 PM (vPKfA)

612 Yup. Trump will have to tread lightly, since it's obviously not a fair fight. I trust that he will get it right.



Posted by: Chris M at March 25, 2020 04:15 PM (eAZVt)

Don't forget Biden is going to be disgusting to Trump. People aren't going to miss that.

Posted by: ... at March 25, 2020 04:20 PM (uEbPt)

613 What branch of the Service
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2020 04:17 PM (85Gof)

Army. We aren't assigned to the hospital, we only work there. The hospital has no input when Big Army says "GO"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The ChiComTerrorVirus is in the house! at March 25, 2020 04:20 PM (dNzKv)

614 Chloroquine cocktail can retard that. We need a schiffton of drugs to dose likely to get real sick and keep them out of ICU.

That's where Nevada Gov. is dead wrong.. A 30 day dose is propylactic. Maybe more is disease is still out there.

And a cheap test kit so the population can tell if they're infected.
Posted by: torabora at March 25, 2020 04:17 PM (kpVe/)


I think the issue is we only have so much chloroquine, in the short term, and it's a drug people already take for other problems. If everyone with the sniffles starts taking chloroquine, it won't be available for more serious cases, and it won't be available for, say, people with lupus.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 04:21 PM (wGeit)

615 I thought it would be Bloomberg, but he tanked so badly that I think someone else will be picked. Probably Cuomo depending on how he does with corona in NYC.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2020 04:21 PM (WI7YS)

616 Trump missed his chance with Cuomo...

While Mario was being hysterical whining about ventilators, Trump should have tagged him with a nickname and told him publicly to stop hyperventilating (get it?) and calm the fuck down.

That would have set Cuomo as a panicked liberal in a time when calm leadership was needed.

Why, oh why hasn't the White House prepared an office for me?

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2020 04:21 PM (mrrpT)

617


The debate:

Joe starts talking and mubling about TARP or something...trails off, says something about his time being up.

Don Trump stands there, looking over at Joe with a cheshire cat smirk, raises his microphone to his lips and says "Joe, you can have my time, keep going Joe. Everyone wants to hear what you're IDEAS are, your PLANS. I'll wait."

LOL

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 25, 2020 04:21 PM (lg/F7)

618 @_mxmmedia

Breaking: California Gov. Gavin Newsom announces largest U.S. banks have agreed to a 90-day forbearance on mortgage payments for California homeowners affected by Covid-19. Bank of America agreed to 30 days.

Posted by: Tami at March 25, 2020 04:21 PM (cF8AT)

619 >.Will the Democrat powers get a veep pick who will really be the Presidential pick in waiting, Then pull the rug out from under BID N and make the switch at the convention?


Probably the ideal situation would be to get Biden voted into office and THEN they do the radical VP switcheroo.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2020 04:21 PM (bDqIh)

620 475. ICU is not just corona virus patients it also is used for many other critically injured and ill patients. A typical ICU might have a dozen beds at most open at any given time. Add in isolation and the logistics become an issue.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 25, 2020 04:21 PM (Q3GR2)

621 Tim Pool is Meg Griffin
Change my mind...

Posted by: OrangeManBad Inc. at March 25, 2020 04:21 PM (1kJfL)

622 There's a picture of Candy Crawley in front of an open refrigerator full of food. She is holding a bowl of food 'natch.

She's about double what she started out at. 5 lb a year rule there.

Posted by: torabora at March 25, 2020 04:22 PM (kpVe/)

623 Question about the Oxford comma as it relates to "etc."

If you normally eschew the Oxford comma (as I usually do), is it still consistent to use it before the abbreviation "etc?"

For example, which of these is correct?
- Colors, shapes, flavors, textures, etc.
- Colors, shapes, flavors, textures etc.

Because "etc." is an abbreviation for "et cetera" and "et" is "and." In the case of using a Latin abbreviation that uses "and," is the comma prior to the "etc." considered an "Oxford comma?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 04:22 PM (e/H31)

624 It will be interesting who the donks pick as VP since that will be the real potus if the donks, gulp, win.

Posted by: MHK at March 25, 2020 04:17 PM (iQIUe)

No. The real president is going to be some combination of Jarrett and Soros.

Posted by: ... at March 25, 2020 04:22 PM (uEbPt)

625 Senile Biden > Dementia Trump

Posted by: Ronald Drumpf at March 25, 2020 04:22 PM (MRH9j)

626 My guess is that Biden is in it just to get the nomination. He will name a running mate, and then some short time later, will have to step down for medical reasons. The running mate will become the D president for candidate.

Few will question it, as people are accustomed to the idea that the VP becomes President if the President steps down, and will apply that same logic to the candidates.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 25, 2020 04:23 PM (CAJOC)

627 That's right guys. You marry them at a buck forty, forty years later they're pushing three fifty.

Posted by: torabora at March 25, 2020 04:23 PM (kpVe/)

628 In case you thought only American had gone crazy:

Aussie Lawmaker: 'Covid-19 Is a Gendered Crisis'

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 04:23 PM (+y/Ru)

629 Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 25, 2020 04:18 PM (e284m)

so now we got dummies who need sarc tags

they're worse than the trolls

Posted by: REDACTED at March 25, 2020 04:24 PM (rpxSz)

630 Idaho locked down? Hell's bells - potatoes are harder to get here than TP or hand sanitizer. The spuds section in all the stores here have been locusted over for days on end.

Posted by: Fortcoins at March 25, 2020 04:24 PM (JbL9Q)

631 >>I just watched Bidens latest--if his doctor says he hasn't had a recent stroke, he's a liar.



I cannot comment on Joe Biden's brain health, but as a professional doctor and professor at one of America's leading universities, I can say with all certainty that Trump is Koo-koo for Cocoa Puffs Nutters and will LITERALLY cause thousands, no, tens of thousands of citizens' deaths. Absolutely.

Posted by: YALE Professor and DOCTOR Bandy Lee at March 25, 2020 04:24 PM (bDqIh)

632 Why, oh why hasn't the White House prepared an office for me?

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2020 04:21 PM (mrrpT)

He has plenty of time to nickname Cuomo. Nobody normal wants to see childish "politics" in corona management right now. Trump has risen above it and rightly so. When the time is right he will bring all necessary thunder. You know that.

Posted by: ... at March 25, 2020 04:25 PM (uEbPt)

633 As I pointed out last night, the data are sketchy, and there are several variables. I'm not going to foster false or naive hope, because things can blow up, almost overnight. But, for right now (today), things look hopeful.

Format is: Date-Confirmed cases-Increase (%)-Deaths- Increase (%)

2020-03-17 5662(+29%) 96(+28%)
2020-03-18 8,074(+43%) 122(+27%)
2020-03-19 12,018(+49%) 174(+43%)
2020-03-20 17,438(+45%) 229(+32%)
2020-03-21 23,710(+36%) 296(+29%)
2020-03-22 32,341(+36%) 405(+37%)
2020-03-23 42,752(+32%) 516(+27%)
2020-03-24 51,825(+21%) 670(+30%)
2020-03-25 61,062(+18%) 838(+25%)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2020 04:25 PM (xSo9G)

634 171 148 Second look at Bernie the totalitarian?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 25, 2020 03:28 PM (YslsA)

That will lose them the House, give us a wider margin in the Senate and wipe them out all the way down to dog catcher.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2020 03:31 PM (pS94+)

Yaaaaaay!

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 04:25 PM (7juvc)

635 NOOOD

Posted by: OutsideTheBeltway at March 25, 2020 04:25 PM (vEIlU)

636 The running mate will become the D president for candidate.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 25, 2020 04:23 PM (CAJOC)

Ugh! I meant "D candidate for president". Good thing I'm not running!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 25, 2020 04:25 PM (CAJOC)

637 #627 That wasn't in any of my Marx, Lenin, Engels or Mao books.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at March 25, 2020 04:25 PM (kpVe/)

638
In case you thought only American had gone crazy:



Aussie Lawmaker: 'Covid-19 Is a Gendered Crisis'

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 04:23 PM (+y/Ru)

I looked up "Disco Demolition Night" (a famous baseball incident where fans rioted and threw records around at the prompting of the White Sox) to get the year correct - and right in the wiki article was how Disco Demolition Night was really about racism and homophobia.

Posted by: ... at March 25, 2020 04:26 PM (uEbPt)

639 That does look good Mike. Keep posting.

Posted by: ... at March 25, 2020 04:27 PM (uEbPt)

640 Trump missed his chance with Cuomo...



While Mario was being hysterical whining about ventilators, Trump
should have tagged him with a nickname and told him publicly to stop
hyperventilating (get it?) and calm the fuck down.



That would have set Cuomo as a panicked liberal in a time when calm leadership was needed.



Why, oh why hasn't the White House prepared an office for me?

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2020 04:21 PM (mrrpT)
Trump did something better than that... he pulled out evidence that Cuomo had been offered additional medical equipment back in 2015 and that he declined to make purchases because he took NY in the direction of death panels instead.


I would love to see Trump attack certificate of public need programs nationwide though. ICU beds have not kept pace with population growth because most states still require approval for any new/expanded medical service and allow current market participants a virtual veto over any approval.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 25, 2020 04:27 PM (nAiE/)

641 Prager just went atom bomb on Hewitt on Gorkas show. Very satisfying to hear. And Hewitt still can't bring himself to say the left is despicable. I can't stand this man.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 25, 2020 04:28 PM (hY7P/)

642 We will love him for ever and ever just like all the dusts in all past and future graveyards

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 25, 2020 04:28 PM (87Z/P)

643
What? no one thought to write down his comments on cue cards (old skool) and have him read those?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at March 25, 2020 04:29 PM (ZTZBG)

644
Also, I'll be surprised if he manages to make it to November. Physically or mentally.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at March 25, 2020 04:29 PM (ZTZBG)

645 I believe Biden will be in the middle of an interview or speech and have a brain freeze. He'll look totally pathetic and everyone will feel sorry for him.

He'll turn to his wife and say "Man, I just can't do this anymore".

No one will see him for months afterward.

Within hours, the DNC will say that they convinced Mario Cuomo to take Biden's place.

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2020 04:30 PM (mrrpT)

646 "Friendly journalists"

#journalismAndADonut

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 25, 2020 04:30 PM (iN8Q9)

647 638
In case you thought only American had gone crazy:

Aussie Lawmaker: 'Covid-19 Is a Gendered Crisis'

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 25, 2020 04:23 PM (+y/Ru)


It doesn't add up. How did the whole world fall for this hoax?

All the dead Chinese;
did their swine, avian, other mortality numbers parallel this flu?
Or was this a conspiracy ginned up between Xi and the World Health Organization to put the occidental world and the rest of Asia on its heels?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 25, 2020 04:32 PM (Sod+H)

648
Since his family of self-absorbed psychopaths won't pull the plug, Ol' Puddin' Head will linger and die an embarrassing death in public.

This is not unlike William Jennings Bryan at the close of "Inherit the Wind". Sad, but he has a hopper full of past transgressions against other, far more worthy people than him that prevent me from extending to him even a smidgen of sympathy.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 25, 2020 04:48 PM (8k/Um)

649 623 Question about the Oxford comma as it relates to "etc."

If you normally eschew the Oxford comma (as I usually do), is it still consistent to use it before the abbreviation "etc?"

For example, which of these is correct?
- Colors, shapes, flavors, textures, etc.
- Colors, shapes, flavors, textures etc.

Because "etc." is an abbreviation for "et cetera" and "et" is "and." In the case of using a Latin abbreviation that uses "and," is the comma prior to the "etc." considered an "Oxford comma?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 25, 2020 04:22 PM (e/H31)

I always use the comma.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 25, 2020 05:07 PM (jK8Z7)

650

Always ALWAYS use a coma for your victims.............

Posted by: saf at March 25, 2020 05:14 PM (5IHGB)

651 Creepin' Joe is just a man slightly beyond his time.

youtu.be/YdBU-jpJJtA

Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2020 05:22 PM (EzqsV)

652 405 White House Live says next event @5PM EDT. Assume that's today's briefing.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 25, 2020 04:02 PM (El6T/)

Thank you for the reminder!

Posted by: m at March 25, 2020 05:24 PM (7juvc)

653 306 "We hate New York too, of course, but we hate California more."

And we hate California and New York TOGETHER even more than THAT!!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 25, 2020 05:26 PM (v0YUg)

654 324 He's certainly not a strong debater (and neither is Trump)...

GOAT debate response, to Her Heinousness: "No, because you'd be in jail!"

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 25, 2020 05:33 PM (v0YUg)

655 I predict the dems do a Toricelli/Lautenberg style bait and switch, maybe sometime around September/October. Joe will bow out due to "health reasons". Michelle Obama for pres anyone?

Posted by: Stirling Edgewood at March 25, 2020 05:53 PM (/dGfL)

656 Every time I see Joe Biden this week, I half expect him to break call us "kiddies", break out into maniacal laughter after a horror-ly pun in the lead up to 30 minute episode of terror.

Posted by: wargeek at March 25, 2020 06:14 PM (wl8KM)

657 645 I believe Biden will be in the middle of an interview or speech and have a brain freeze. He'll look totally pathetic and everyone will feel sorry for him.

He'll turn to his wife and say "Man, I just can't do this anymore".

No one will see him for months afterward.

Within hours, the DNC will say that they convinced Mario Cuomo to take Biden's place.

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2020 04:30 PM (mrrpT)


I think that's exactly what's going to happen, save that it might be someone other than Cuomo.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 25, 2020 06:32 PM (wGeit)

658 >>>I always use the comma.

correct

Posted by: ace at March 25, 2020 07:00 PM (PbpT7)

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