The King and Queen of Woke Agree to a "Transition Period" In Which They'll Do About Half Their Duties as Royals, and Otherwise Be Free to Pursue Their Instagram Dreams

A royal mess.


Prince Harry is "heartbroken" over quitting the royal family -- but wife Meghan Markle pushed for Megxit because being a royal is "not working" for her, according to a report Monday.

...

Duchess of Sussex Meghan, 38, however, is still determined to leave, leaving her husband torn, a source close to them told the paper.

"She wants to leave," a source told the UK paper. "She thinks, 'It's not working for me.' He is under intense pressure to choose. It is sad.

"He loves the Queen. He loves this country. He loves all his military stuff. I think it will genuinely break his heart to leave."

Oh, shut up. Then he's a weakling.

This sounds like spin from the royals, trying to blame it all on the foreign interloper.

Don't get me wrong; I think she's largely to blame. But this c*cked-out, tucked-under weakling is a cringing little pissant and shouldn't be let off the hook.

Meanwhile, the #WokeDuchess wants to move to LA (what a surprise) but not while Trump's still president (what an unexpected second surprise).


Harry and Meghan may settle in the US eventually – but not while President Donald Trump is in charge.

Friends have told the Daily Mail that while the couple plan to live in Canada at first -- although probably not on Vancouver Island -- their ultimate aim is to have a home and business in Los Angeles.

Meghan grew up in the city and her mother, Doria Ragland, still lives there. Miss Ragland, 63, was seen walking her two dogs near her home last week after the royal couple’s bombshell news.

However, staunch Democrat Meghan, who has openly been critical of Mr Trump and missed the President’s state visit to the UK last year, has said that she will not move to the US while he is in charge.

Apparently the spin in the leftwing British press (maybe sourced to Meghan and Harry) is that the #WokeDuchess wants to leave because she's been treated in a "racist" fashion.

Others say no, it's because she's a rude, entitled rich bitch.

"Good Morning Britain" co-host Piers Morgan blasted Prince Harry as a "weak whiner" and Meghan Markle as a "selfish social climber" in a scathing takedown that accuses them of using bogus claims of racism to advance their narrative.

Morgan wrote Monday in an opinion piece for The Daily Mail that "the most woke, over-sensitive, woe-is-me couple in the world" have mistreated the Queen Elizabeth while mainstream news outlets have allowed a “hateful race-baiting” storyline suggesting Harry and Markle will "step back" as members of the Royal Family because of racism.

"They still want to be royal stars, they still want British taxpayers to fund a lot of their luxury lifestyles, and they still want to parade around the world as global celebrities trading off their royal titles," Morgan wrote. "But they don’t want to do any of the less glamorous hard yard stuff that goes with being a full-time working royal."

After a summit today, the Queen announced that the #Woke pair would have a "transition period" of being half-in, half out of the royal family.

Harry and Meghan might have agreed to this after being told they'd be completely cut off, otherwise.

I guess Meghan comes from a rich family but what's Harry going to do if his family cuts him off?




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Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at January 13, 2020 06:33 PM (1Py6N)

2 They lose in the end.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 13, 2020 06:33 PM (ExV1e)

3 2nd

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at January 13, 2020 06:33 PM (1Py6N)

4
Prince FUPA of Pussywhipped.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2020 06:33 PM (zBaqJ)

5 Grrrr

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at January 13, 2020 06:33 PM (1Py6N)

6 Her only purpose as a Royal is to have babies. She is the Royal Uterus.

Posted by: Syzygy at January 13, 2020 06:34 PM (B3kya)

7 Somewhere there's a Give Ye Nein Fuck-o-meter joke in Olde English font.

Posted by: DaveA at January 13, 2020 06:35 PM (FhXTo)

8 Prince FUPA of Pussywhipped.


"He shot my HAIR!!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 13, 2020 06:35 PM (HaL55)

9 Why does Piers Morgan seem less of a dick after he went back home? Was he coached up to be what he was on CNN?

Posted by: Groundhog at January 13, 2020 06:35 PM (VYwSh)

10 6: That's Kate, not Sparkle

Posted by: CN at January 13, 2020 06:35 PM (U7k5w)

11 They won't ever live in LA. The divorce will be finalized while they are in Canada during Trump's second term.

Posted by: Roy at January 13, 2020 06:35 PM (ABjxW)

12 The mutht have magic puthy.

Posted by: Mike Tyson at January 13, 2020 06:35 PM (ZLI7S)

13 Meh. At least he's not a pedo.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 13, 2020 06:35 PM (1CjJc)

14 Hold on
looking
in truck
closet
here somewhere
nope
no FUCKS TO GIVE

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2020 06:35 PM (JFO2v)

15 Two years before even he is sick of her shit.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2020 06:35 PM (oVJmc)

16 Damn grow a dick already.

Posted by: jsg at January 13, 2020 06:35 PM (0AHn5)

17 but wife Meghan Markle pushed for Megxit because being a royal is "not working" for her, according to a report Monday.

Next up: the marriage is "not working" for her in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 06:35 PM (r4PDB)

18 Poor Harry. He just found out that puthy is a powerful tool.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 13, 2020 06:36 PM (VNmG1)

19

I asked earlier if Fake News is associating the word "sacrifice" with these two shitheads, yet.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 06:36 PM (XCHfW)

20 23 and me would have a field day with that family.

Posted by: rd at January 13, 2020 06:36 PM (+0uDE)

21 Oh, shut up. Then he's a weakling.

And an idiot. Perhaps he should have checked this out before marrying her?

Just a thought.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 06:36 PM (r4PDB)

22 Sorry. At least he's not a confirmed pedo.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 13, 2020 06:36 PM (1CjJc)

23 18 Poor Harry. He just found out that puthy is a powerful tool.
Posted by: Old Blue at January 13, 2020 06:36 PM (VNmG1)

Unless, like him, you are both a pussy and a tool.

Posted by: Roy at January 13, 2020 06:37 PM (ABjxW)

24 When the story broke last week the FNM (yeah I know) was saying that Harry and Sparkle wanted to be part-time for the royals stuff while working towards financial independence.

I was rather hoping the response would be "you can't be half-time pregnant, its either all in or all out"

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at January 13, 2020 06:37 PM (eASYU)

25 >>Prince Harry is "heartbroken" over quitting the royal family -- but wife
Meghan Markle pushed for Megxit because being a royal is "not working"
for her, according to a report Monday.


She's already left. She took the baby and fled to Canada, and made Harry decide which family he wanted to be with. Beyotch.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 06:37 PM (bDqIh)

26 their ultimate aim is to have a home and business in Los Angeles.

May I suggest Compton? Inglewood is also nice.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 06:37 PM (r4PDB)

27 In other royal news, Prince Andrew is the happiest man in the UK.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2020 06:37 PM (ZLI7S)

28 https://www.thediplomad.com/
Even more appropriate for this thread

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2020 06:37 PM (ZCEU2)

29 Bitches, man.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 06:37 PM (NWiLs)

30 Let me know if / when they aren't suckling the teat of the Royal Family.

My bet: they are NEVER fully off the dole

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at January 13, 2020 06:38 PM (xptlg)

31 She's worth about $5M, he's worth about $40M. She'll burn through his money first. Note that the icon for "their" foundation, Sussex Royal, is a stylized M with a coronet.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 13, 2020 06:38 PM (ExV1e)

32 (to Harry): Leave the duties. Take the money... and cannolis.

Posted by: Meghan Clemenza at January 13, 2020 06:38 PM (6eEQ+)

33 We dont need any royalty here. The Kennedys, Clintons, and Obamas are bad enough.

Posted by: henry at January 13, 2020 06:38 PM (J3Rfi)

34 I have the Duke's balls in a vice.

Posted by: Muggles Merkin at January 13, 2020 06:38 PM (EgshT)

35 Who gets custody of Archie after the divorce?

Do you think the courts will give him to Harry?

Posted by: rd at January 13, 2020 06:38 PM (+0uDE)

36 Is he the one that flew rescue helicopters in the North Sea?
And flew in Iraq ? Would've thought his balls were bigger.

Posted by: Roman Maroni at January 13, 2020 06:38 PM (vCA4F)

37 A couple of days ago, in a previous comment in a "As the Royals Turn" post I mentioned my sister was enthralled by their wedding and I and her son were giving her crap. They were visiting me at the time.
I messaged him today with the 007 and queen photo. I told him to send it to his mom (I don't have the guts). Neither does he.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 13, 2020 06:38 PM (VYwSh)

38 Did hear on radio news she, her royal highness won't live in a Trump America.

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2020 06:38 PM (ZCEU2)

39 Queen is signaling to the Brit's that letting princess sparkles and Diana's love child leave will be a Godsend to the Crown.

Posted by: Tinker at January 13, 2020 06:39 PM (TzOaz)

40 Yeah I got nuthin.

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 06:39 PM (Qf83p)

41 Alternative title:
Queen Bitch Meghan has Prince Harry by the Royal Gonads.

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2020 06:39 PM (v0R5T)

42 *cringe*

Video of Harry pimping Sparkle's voice-over talent to Disney head. This was last year, so they've been planning leaving for a while.


Unreal. I believe Twitter was busy trying to delete the vid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 06:39 PM (ptqGC)

43 Piers had it right about Harry - weakling. He is going to be so miserable in Canada playing stay at home dad and cuck. These two will be divorced in less than 24 months from now.

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 06:39 PM (a0IVu)

44 Expect a Mexit sex tape in about 3 months.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at January 13, 2020 06:39 PM (U8rPN)

45 Don't put your d--- in crazy.

Posted by: rd at January 13, 2020 06:39 PM (+0uDE)

46 What is the "hard yard stuff" that the royals have to do? Like, do they mow Buckingham Palace?

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 13, 2020 06:40 PM (AD3JT)

47 6 Her only purpose as a Royal is to have babies. She is the Royal Uterus.
Posted by: Syzygy at January 13, 2020 06:34 PM (B3kya)


Not even that. A divorced commoner, AND an American? Her kids would be lucky to become Burger Kings, never mind British king.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 06:40 PM (r4PDB)

48 I wouldn't even know Markle was black unless someone told me. That's Markle's whole problem, is she keeps telling me.

It's not that you're 'black', Meg; it's that you're an asshole.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 13, 2020 06:40 PM (ykYG2)

49 Don't trust the Royal Family. Evil sick fucks partying with Jimmy Saville and Epstein and that crowd.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 06:40 PM (PoHZ6)

50
Did hear on radio news she, her royal highness won't live in a Trump America.

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2020 06:38 PM (ZCEU2)


Still not tired of winning!

They're BFFs with the trashy Obamas.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 06:40 PM (ptqGC)

51 He's a wimp and she's a low class social climber....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2020 06:40 PM (6XlcD)

52 Harry can't control his woman.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2020 06:40 PM (DuZls)

53 He married a girl just like dear old mom.

And he seems to have the same amount of balls and brains as his dad.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 13, 2020 06:40 PM (LWu6U)

54 40 Yeah I got nuthin.

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 06:39 PM (Qf83p)


No more f*cks to give.


https://youtu.be/Vqbk9cDX0l0

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 13, 2020 06:41 PM (1CjJc)

55 If Harry had balls, he'd payoff Sparkles and be hip deep in hot bimbos within 24 hours.

Posted by: Archer at January 13, 2020 06:41 PM (gmo/4)

56 I have a female liberal friend that thinks this is just wonderful. A newly envisioned royalty!


To be honest, I don't care. However, I do think that there is no way that Harry is going to ever be allowed to be a commoner. Canada already agreed to pay about $1 million for their security. Prince Charles will still subsidize them through the Duchy of Cornwall, and they will be the new royal Kardashians, getting money from the crown and their own meager attempts at work.


They're staying with a good friend of the Clinton's in Canada, and are friends with O and Mooch. Those people will set Harry and the bitch on the grifting circuit.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 13, 2020 06:41 PM (gauLa)

57 Anyway, it crossed my mind that all the press about mental health issues might very well be true. Postpartum depression can lead to psychotic features and weird behaviors like leaving the baby in Canada for "protection" and the "panic anxiety" Sparkle's mom was suggesting. If so, they need to get this treated. It might get better on it's own, but it could get worse. Of course, maybe and probably she's just a grifter (even the Obama's have denied being involved which could be a lie or a delusion).

Anyway, his family is rich as Midas, and they'll all be fine financially.

But if she's sick, I hope they took steps to deal with this. A crazy spouse can make people make dumb decisions. And sadly money and fame often prevents treatment (Michael Jackson should have been locked away a few times, IMO)

Posted by: CN at January 13, 2020 06:41 PM (U7k5w)

58 fuck meter

-99

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2020 06:41 PM (JFO2v)

59 Twatwaffle Meghan is doing the bidding of her globalist overlords. Destroy the inbred monarchy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2020 06:41 PM (hjbxx)

60 their ultimate aim is to have a home and business in Los Angeles.

May I suggest Compton? Inglewood is also nice.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 06:37 PM (r4PDB)
.........

or maybe Boyle Heights or a fixer upper near Echo Park.
So many nice neighborhoods to choose from!

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2020 06:41 PM (v0R5T)

61 what's Harry going to do if his family cuts him off?

learn to code?

Posted by: Anachronda at January 13, 2020 06:41 PM (sGtp+)

62 38 Did hear on radio news she, her royal highness won't live in a Trump America.
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2020 06:38 PM (ZCEU2)


Best news I've heard in a while. God I love Trump!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 06:41 PM (r4PDB)

63 What is the "hard yard stuff" that the royals have to do? Like, do they mow Buckingham Palace?
Posted by: Ktgreat


Apparently they have to do public appearances and shit such as that.

Children's hospitals and the like.

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 06:41 PM (Qf83p)

64 >>Did hear on radio news she, her royal highness won't live in a Trump America.


Well, she had to renounce her American citizenship, right?She and hubs will have to get visas, green cards, whatever, if they wish to live and work in the US, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 06:41 PM (bDqIh)

65 Don't want the duties? Fine. You're out of the Family. That's their punishment.

No prestige. No money. No access.

And then everyone will see just how independent and strong these pinheads are and how the public's concern for them plummets.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 13, 2020 06:41 PM (6eEQ+)

66
The Prince and the Pooper?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 06:41 PM (XCHfW)

67 47 6 Her only purpose as a Royal is to have babies. She is the Royal Uterus.
Posted by: Syzygy at January 13, 2020 06:34 PM (B3kya)

Better hurry up... She's no spring chicken.... MEOW

Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2020 06:41 PM (6XlcD)

68

Harry has been reduced to a mewling cuck. Yes,dear, yes, dear, right away dear. The Windsors are 0-2 for marrying gold digging, social climbing American bitches.

Meghan is Yoko. She's broken up WIlliam and Harry.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 13, 2020 06:41 PM (rCwaK)

69 Is he the one that flew rescue helicopters in the North Sea?

That was William.

And flew in Iraq?

I think it was Afghanistan but that was Harry.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 13, 2020 06:42 PM (ExV1e)

70 OT: Mom's eye surgeon had a red Make Surgery Great Again bandana.

Posted by: DaveA at January 13, 2020 06:42 PM (FhXTo)

71 59 Twatwaffle Meghan is doing the bidding of her globalist overlords. Destroy the inbred monarchy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2020 06:41 PM (hjbxx)


I think she's put "paid" to the inbreeding. She's about as outbred as it's possible to be.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 06:42 PM (r4PDB)

72





The Princess and the Pea-brain?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 06:42 PM (XCHfW)

73 What exactly is doing "royal duties" full time? I expect there is NOT a whole lot of work there, really.

I asked earlier today, how would the royal family make up for the labor shortfall? Hire a prince consultant?

Outsource it to Bangalore? "Hello my name is Sande..er, Harry, how can I prince for you today?"

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 06:42 PM (ZfRYq)

74 What is the "hard yard stuff" that the royals have to do? Like, do they mow Buckingham Palace?

Posted by: Ktgreat



Apparently they have to do public appearances and shit such as that.



Children's hospitals and the like.


They have to pretend to care about the little people. That's hard!!!

/do I need a sarc tag?

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 13, 2020 06:42 PM (gauLa)

75 61: Great Grandma left him 30 million pounds, Di left him another 6.

Posted by: CN at January 13, 2020 06:42 PM (U7k5w)

76 Really makes you appreciate the Founding Fathers.

They fought that we may not give a shit.

Apathy isn't free.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 06:42 PM (3S5Yp)

77 MM admires the Clinton/Obama grift. Didn't Chelsea make $9mm for sitting on some corporate board?

Posted by: mr tmz at January 13, 2020 06:43 PM (m/Gc2)

78 Mark Steyn on this was kind of interesting. I guess Snerdley et al asked Steyn if he "was a royalist" Steyn sidestepped that with a bit about "you know how if you are a biochemist and the FNM does a story about that you realize how clueless they are? Well they are equally clueless on the royalty in the UK" then dropped the tidbit that Meghan is staying on some super tony Island in British Columbia at the estate of the Canadian friend of the Clintons that scored off the sale of Uranium to Russia.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at January 13, 2020 06:43 PM (eASYU)

79 Henry VIII had days like this.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 13, 2020 06:43 PM (Zbjfb)

80 According to CDN, Markle was a literal middle tier Hollywood escort.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 06:43 PM (PoHZ6)

81 I saw a comment on another site:
In America we call our inbred family's hillbilly's. In Britain they're called Royals.

Posted by: Archer at January 13, 2020 06:43 PM (gmo/4)

82 what's Harry going to do if his family cuts him off?

learn to code?
---
They can't cut off what Meghan has in her purse.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2020 06:43 PM (DuZls)

83 Better hurry up... She's no spring chicken.... MEOW
Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2020 06:41 PM (6XlcD)


Yep. Because if she doesn't, the next kid is going to look like St. Greta of Cabbage Patch.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 06:43 PM (r4PDB)

84
The Prince And I Do Not Want

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 06:43 PM (XCHfW)

85 38 Did hear on radio news she, her royal highness won't live in a Trump America.
Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2020 06:38 PM (ZCEU2)

I don't like dynasties, but

Donald Trump JR for 2024.

Posted by: rd at January 13, 2020 06:43 PM (+0uDE)

86 36 Is he the one that flew rescue helicopters in the North Sea?
And flew in Iraq ? Would've thought his balls were bigger.
Posted by: Roman Maroni at January 13, 2020 06:38 PM (vCA4F)

They may still be, they are just in Megan's swag bag.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 06:43 PM (2B9A/)

87 I had a lot of respect for Harry when he was piloting helicopters in Afghanistan.

Now, not so much. Jeeze, she's a B actress, if that. He's her second or third husband.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 06:43 PM (ptqGC)

88 The real victims here are the poor Sussexians, who, without their Lord Protector Duke and Duchess, will be open to predation by roving Morris Dancers from Kent.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 13, 2020 06:43 PM (yu4yz)

89 47
6 Her only purpose as a Royal is to have babies. She is the Royal Uterus.

Posted by: Syzygy at January 13, 2020 06:34 PM (B3kya)



Not even that. A divorced commoner, AND an American? Her kids would be lucky to become Burger Kings, never mind British king.


so... more along the lines of an axlotl tank?

Posted by: Anachronda at January 13, 2020 06:44 PM (sGtp+)

90 Henry VIII had days like this.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 13, 2020 06:43 PM (Zbjfb)
---
But then heads would roll.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2020 06:44 PM (DuZls)

91 other royal news, Prince Andrew is the happiest man in the UK.
Posted by: JackStraw


I actually wouldn't have bet on it when he married Middleton. His body-language at the time was beta. Lawrence Auster (peace be upon him) showcased a picture where Middleton was leading Andrew by the hand.

I suppose that's the difference between a good woman and a bad woman, that Middleton seems genuinely out to help Andrew, where Markle... is an asshole.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 13, 2020 06:44 PM (ykYG2)

92 I still dont' see why he bothered with her.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 13, 2020 06:44 PM (UdCe2)

93 What happened to Piers Morgan to wake him up? He used to be an insufferable leftist.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 13, 2020 06:44 PM (l9m7l)

94 Harry is my man.

Posted by: Puh C. Whipped at January 13, 2020 06:44 PM (OUkUA)

95
The only reason Harry was allowed to marry this bitch is because with William having kids, Harry has been pushed way back in the line. By the time William becomes King, his own children will have had children of their own, maybe even grandchildren, and Harry's place in line will be far, far down the totem pole.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 13, 2020 06:44 PM (rCwaK)

96 https://youtu.be/Vqbk9cDX0l0
Posted by: flounder



Hah!.

"I'm over my fuck budget

and I'm now in fucking debt".

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 06:44 PM (Qf83p)

97 Harry Markle

You got a Harry Markle

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 13, 2020 06:44 PM (M+Lyo)

98 Sparkle and her drunk father cooked up this scheme to snag that fvcker and it worked. I wonder if she talked him out of a pre-nup.

Posted by: dartist at January 13, 2020 06:45 PM (K22Va)

99 Harry was always a weakling with no backbone.

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 06:45 PM (zr5Kq)

100 This is why we don't have royalty, America. Oh sure, presidents get protection for the rest of their lives, but we're not financing millions to a 38-year-old layabout to "find herself."

Posted by: pookysgirl just wants her dang yellow printer paper at January 13, 2020 06:45 PM (XKZwp)

101
According to CDN, Markle was a literal middle tier Hollywood escort.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 06:43 PM (PoHZ6)

Any truth to the rumor she "knew" Prince Andrew?

Posted by: rd at January 13, 2020 06:45 PM (+0uDE)

102 Guy could have had any woman on Earth and that's what he picked. A nasty, older divorcee. They will be intolerable and she's running the show.

It seems like the bi-racial ones are always the most nasty when it comes to politics. Kaepernick, Obama, Markle, etc

Posted by: Blago at January 13, 2020 06:45 PM (sjTfF)

103 They both worship Gaia, yet can't seem to be bothered with flying commercial first class.


Ah, well.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 06:45 PM (ptqGC)

104 I must be missing something because I haven't given even the tiniest shits about British royalty since about 1776.

Can someone explain to me the racism angle?

Did The Prince and His Royal Whore adopt a kid from Africa?

Posted by: Sharkman at January 13, 2020 06:45 PM (UF0Iv)

105 Honestly, who gives a fuck?

Who gives even a half of a rat fuck?

Can't we talk about comic books or something?

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 06:45 PM (JnkiZ)

106 59
Twatwaffle Meghan is doing the bidding of her globalist overlords. Destroy the inbred monarchy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2020 06:41 PM (hjbxx)
-------
Can't believe I'm on the side of the globalist overlords. At the end of the day, they are a tourist attraction and the problem of the British. I don't want to be lectured by these clowns whose claim to fame is being famous.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 13, 2020 06:45 PM (VYwSh)

107 Um judging from the outside not being a married man, which makes this easy to say: you freaking pussy.

Being a royal "isn't working for her?" Tough tubers, you little tart. You remind me of the women who marry a minister or a cop then get upset because they don't like their husband's job or lifestyle. You walked into this with your eyes open. You selfish piece of millennia trash

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2020 06:46 PM (KZzsI)

108 We shouldn't let them into the country until they get tested for STD's.

Damn inbred reprobates.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 13, 2020 06:46 PM (Z+IKu)

109 I actually wouldn't have bet on it when he married Middleton. His
body-language at the time was beta. Lawrence Auster (peace be upon him)
showcased a picture where Middleton was leading Andrew by the hand.



I suppose that's the difference between a good woman and a bad
woman, that Middleton seems genuinely out to help Andrew, where
Markle... is an asshole.


You're confusing William (Harry's brother) and his uncle Andrew (Epstein's Good Friend.) William is married to Kate Middleton.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 13, 2020 06:46 PM (gauLa)

110 102 Guy could have had any woman on Earth and that's what he picked. A nasty, older divorcee. They will be intolerable and she's running the show.

It seems like the bi-racial ones are always the most nasty when it comes to politics. Kaepernick, Obama, Markle, etc
Posted by: Blago at January 13, 2020 06:45 PM (sjTfF)

I'd like to think that I'm not included in that...

Posted by: Allie at January 13, 2020 06:46 PM (pgXNG)

111 >> Middleton seems genuinely out to help Andrew,

William, William. Andrew is Chuckles's brother, the Epstein client, and Harry's uncle.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 13, 2020 06:46 PM (rCwaK)

112 >>I actually wouldn't have bet on it when he married Middleton. His body-language at the time was beta. Lawrence Auster (peace be upon him) showcased a picture where Middleton was leading Andrew by the hand.

No, the other Andrew. The pervert friend of Epstein who didn't kill himself.

It was going to take a royal fuckup to get him out of the news. Enter Markle and Harry.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2020 06:46 PM (ZLI7S)

113 All right, let me throw this out there: when Markle boogies (checks watch), whom does she take up with?

1. Colin Kaepernick
2. Dennis Rodman
3. Jay-Z
4. Jeff Bezos
5. ?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 06:46 PM (r4PDB)

114 Guy could have had any woman on Earth and that's what he picked.



NO. Those who were more suitable, from his own social circle did not want him.

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 06:47 PM (zr5Kq)

115 47
6 Her only purpose as a Royal is to have babies. She is the Royal Uterus.

Posted by: Syzygy at January 13, 2020 06:34 PM (B3kya)

Not even that. A divorced commoner, AND an American? Her kids would be lucky to become Burger Kings, never mind British king.
..........

next one's a checkerboard!

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2020 06:47 PM (v0R5T)

116 Did hear on radio news she, her royal highness won't live in a Trump America.

--

Yeah, p*ss off, bitch. If you were a 100% white woman who said you wouldn't live in Obama's America until he was gone, you'd be called racist. So I'm gonna call you one. Sparkles, the gold-digging ho, you are a racist.

As for living off taxpayers, together they have about $45million of their own money. They don't need any taxpayer money. It's like staying on welfare, even though you've won the lottery.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2020 06:47 PM (JoUsr)

117

I wanna know what love is
I know you can blow me

Posted by: a rutabaga, music critic, and foreign policy expert at January 13, 2020 06:47 PM (Tnijr)

118 Its interesting that the Royals money does not come from the Taxpayer, but from revenue from the 'Crown Estates', which actually belong to the Parliament.

So most of it is not his or the Queens personal property.

Posted by: Don Q at January 13, 2020 06:47 PM (NgKpN)

119 And lol, Justin Trudeau is offering to pay for their $$$$$ security when they're living in Canada.

I'll bet the taxpayers are thrilled about that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 06:47 PM (ptqGC)

120 I wish Trump would throw out a chain migration comment about these nubs.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 06:47 PM (3S5Yp)

121 So on the one hand Mommy is really rich. Really really rich. And I'm not cut out for "work".

On the other hand Meggie told me she won't peg me again until I give up being a royal.

Oh the humanity. WHAT AM I TO DO?

Posted by: Prince Harry at January 13, 2020 06:47 PM (WdocV)

122 She's an actress and she COMPLETELY fooled him. She thought she was going to get to be a Princess, but nope, it doesn't work that way. She's a duchess and doesn't like it. She wants the world to revolve around her. Not going to happen. She's a delusional narcissist and Harry is stuck because she has the baby.

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 06:47 PM (a4qVe)

123 75
61: Great Grandma left him 30 million pounds, Di left him another 6.

Posted by: CN at January 13, 2020 06:42 PM (U7k5w)

Not enough........Feed me.


Posted by: Megham Markles Magic Mish at January 13, 2020 06:47 PM (9dzlp)

124 93 What happened to Piers Morgan to wake him up? He used to be an insufferable leftist.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 13, 2020 06:44 PM (l9m7l)

When you take the CNN Shilling, you are the CNN Toady.

Posted by: rd at January 13, 2020 06:47 PM (+0uDE)

125 I still dont' see why he bothered with her.



Because Uncle "I'm friends with Jeffrey Epstein" Andrew already screwed all the hot porn stars?

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 13, 2020 06:47 PM (gauLa)

126 107 Um judging from the outside not being a married man, which makes this easy to say: you freaking pussy.

Being a royal "isn't working for her?" Tough tubers, you little tart. You remind me of the women who marry a minister or a cop then get upset because they don't like their husband's job or lifestyle. You walked into this with your eyes open. You selfish piece of millennia trash
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2020 06:46 PM (KZzsI)

Or a lawyer. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 06:48 PM (NWiLs)

127 sorry. but if i cared to keep the names straight i suppose i'd have stayed there.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 13, 2020 06:48 PM (ykYG2)

128 How will they make money if cut off?

I understand there's money being famous, but I see it with a very short shelf life, especially if they are no longer royalty any more. It's not that level of wealth and privilege hawking stuff on Instagram.

Posted by: Blago at January 13, 2020 06:48 PM (sjTfF)

129 I don't care much in terms of being royalty, I just cannot stand women (or men) who marry someone then decide they want everything about their spouse to change. You're marrying someone, you're buying into their life and call me an old fashioned troglodyte but baby, if you marry a man, you're marrying into his life, his job, his money, etc. If you can't take that, DON'T MARRY.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2020 06:48 PM (KZzsI)

130 Oops wrong thread

Posted by: a rutabaga, music critic, and foreign policy expert at January 13, 2020 06:48 PM (Tnijr)

131 Is that woman supposed to be black? Because I'm just not seeing it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2020 06:48 PM (yQpMk)

132 113
All right, let me throw this out there: when Markle boogies (checks watch), whom does she take up with?

Andrew

Posted by: dartist at January 13, 2020 06:49 PM (K22Va)

133 NO. Those who were more suitable, from his own social circle did not want him.

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 06:47 PM (zr5Kq)

True; there was that one blonde he was dating for quite a while who realized she would not care for that lifestyle and broke it off. Smart girl.

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 06:49 PM (a0IVu)

134 Sparkle and her drunk father cooked up this scheme to snag that fvcker and it worked. I wonder if she talked him out of a pre-nup.
Posted by: dartist at January 13, 2020 06:45 PM (K22Va)


And then she burned her father.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 06:49 PM (r4PDB)

135 >> This is why we don't have royalty, America.

Mark Steyn was on a rant about this today. He says au contraire, we do have unofficial royalty -- Hollywood and Democrat politicians. They can do anything they want. Steyn said come talk him when Hunter Biden gets interviewed like Randy Andy did about Epstein and the jail bait.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 13, 2020 06:49 PM (rCwaK)

136 All right, let me throw this out there: when Markle boogies (checks watch), whom does she take up with?

___


Hey there sweet thing. Barry and I have an open relationship if you want to try some new things.


Oh, and I'm hung like a horse honey.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at January 13, 2020 06:49 PM (WdocV)

137 Meghan Markle pushed for Megxit because being a royal is "not working" for her, according to a report Monday.

I thought I was going to be a Princess, not this Duchess crap. What the f*ck is a Duchess, anyway?

Posted by: Megsy Mackerel at January 13, 2020 06:49 PM (9t0Zz)

138 OT: Mom's eye surgeon had a red Make Surgery Great Again bandana.
Posted by: DaveA at January 13, 2020 06:42 PM (FhXTo)
**************
That's cool... I'm guessing the surgery wasn't performed in California.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 13, 2020 06:49 PM (wiXsO)

139 1 Is that woman supposed to be black? Because I'm just not seeing it.

Mother is.. Father not

Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2020 06:49 PM (6XlcD)

140 Meghan is about to hit the Wall and no amount of LA "spa treatments" is gonna hold that off

I just think being a Royal was way more dirty work than she is accustomed to

She'll just leave with Archie if she hasn't already, the Prince will have to divorce her.

Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at January 13, 2020 06:49 PM (Rarvo)

141
She's worth about $5M, he's worth about $40M. She'll burn through his money first. Note that the icon for "their" foundation, Sussex Royal, is a stylized M with a coronet.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas

======

It's an H and an M.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 13, 2020 06:49 PM (M9ntN)

142 "88 The real victims here are the poor Sussexians, who, without their Lord Protector Duke and Duchess, will be open to predation by roving Morris Dancers from Kent.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 13, 2020 06:43 PM (yu4yz) "



This !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 13, 2020 06:49 PM (zlgJP)

143 113 All right, let me throw this out there: when Markle boogies (checks watch), whom does she take up with?

1. Colin Kaepernick
2. Dennis Rodman
3. Jay-Z
4. Jeff Bezos
5. ?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 06:46 PM (r4PDB)

It's going to be a woman. Probably white, with short hair.

Posted by: Allie at January 13, 2020 06:49 PM (pgXNG)

144 131 Is that woman supposed to be black? Because I'm just not seeing it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2020 06:48 PM (yQpMk)

Biracial - mom is black, dad is white

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 06:49 PM (a0IVu)

145 119 And lol, Justin Trudeau is offering to pay for their $$$$$ security when they're living in Canada.

I'll bet the taxpayers are thrilled about that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 06:47 PM (ptqGC)

Governor General of Canada, Mr. Harry Markle.

Posted by: rd at January 13, 2020 06:49 PM (+0uDE)

146 Andrew was smart enough to screw them and only screw them. Did not marry them.

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 06:49 PM (zr5Kq)

147 The fucking he is getting now, is nothing like the fucking he is gonna get later

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 13, 2020 06:49 PM (M+Lyo)

148 Sparkle needs to team up with Gwyneth Paltrow for a scented candle line.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 06:49 PM (ptqGC)

149 What about access to Hogwarts and the magic?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2020 06:49 PM (+0AKE)

150 Trump said pussy. As a Royal, I just can't abide.

Posted by: Muggles Merkin at January 13, 2020 06:49 PM (EgshT)

151 It appears little Archie is going to grow up far away from his cousins. That's sad.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 13, 2020 06:49 PM (m/Gc2)

152 This post would be even better if the picture of that hot Iranian chick from the Chess thread was in it.

For....reasons...or something.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2020 06:49 PM (hpQ4w)

153 If Harry had balls, he'd payoff Sparkles and be hip deep in hot bimbos within 24 hours.

Posted by: Archer


The only reason he's still married to her is that Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 13, 2020 06:49 PM (UF0Iv)

154 Can someone explain to me the racism angle?

Did The Prince and His Royal Whore adopt a kid from Africa?
Posted by: Sharkman at January 13, 2020 06:45 PM (UF0Iv)

She is part black, although you would never know it unless she told you.

Posted by: Don Q at January 13, 2020 06:50 PM (NgKpN)

155 89
47

6 Her only purpose as a Royal is to have babies. She is the Royal Uterus.


Posted by: Syzygy at January 13, 2020 06:34 PM (B3kya)





Not even that. A divorced commoner, AND an American? Her kids would be lucky to become Burger Kings, never mind British king.

so... more along the lines of an axlotl tank?


Posted by: Anachronda at January 13, 2020 06:44 PM (sGtp+)

------------------Should have signed yourself as Duncan Idaho.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 13, 2020 06:50 PM (VYwSh)

156 Good thing she had that meal ticket... I mean Kid

Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2020 06:50 PM (6XlcD)

157 And then she burned her father.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 06:49 PM (r4PDB)
---
It was cold that winter.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2020 06:50 PM (DuZls)

158 How will they make money if cut off?

I understand there's money being famous, but I see it with a very short shelf life, especially if they are no longer royalty any more. It's not that level of wealth and privilege hawking stuff on Instagram.

Posted by: Blago at January 13, 2020 06:48 PM (sjTfF)


I'll take "what are reverse mortgages?" for $500, Alex.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 06:50 PM (r4PDB)

159 >>Andrew was smart enough to screw them and only screw them. Did not marry them.

It's easier when they aren't old enough to marry.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2020 06:50 PM (ZLI7S)

160 BeckoningChasm: "What happened to Piers Morgan to wake him up? He used to be an insufferable leftist."

Not much. It's just our insufferable leftists turned even more insufferable and leftist. It's all relative.

And Trump and The Deplorables helped.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 13, 2020 06:50 PM (6eEQ+)

161 May be a long time for the skank to move to LA because good chance 2 Scoops Jr or, even better, hottie Ivanka becomes first woman Prez.

Posted by: Dingbat at January 13, 2020 06:50 PM (R0EeG)

162 >>And then she burned her father.


He had a puncture wound!

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 06:51 PM (JnkiZ)

163 139 1 Is that woman supposed to be black? Because I'm just not seeing it.

Mother is.. Father not
Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2020 06:49 PM (6XlcD)

If people here start trying to argue that "it doesn't count", I'm probably going to say something that gets me banhammered.

No affection for Markle (which should be obvious), but my parents were the same situation.

Posted by: Allie at January 13, 2020 06:51 PM (pgXNG)

164 Canada will love them

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2020 06:51 PM (ZCEU2)

165 Ah, the modern-day monarchy.

I'd prefer Jean-Jacques Rousseau massage my grundle in these most desperate of times.

Posted by: Fritz at January 13, 2020 06:51 PM (ATCV4)

166 Which part of her is black?

Posted by: a rutabaga, music critic, and foreign policy expert at January 13, 2020 06:51 PM (Tnijr)

167 Being a royal "isn't working for her?
___

Oh I'm sure its so very hard dear.


When the NAZIs were bombing London, and it looked like they might invade, and I had to decide whether stay to give the people courage or to flee to the colonies like a coward.

But I'm sure someone having said something mean about you in the press is so much worse.



Posted by: King George VI at January 13, 2020 06:51 PM (WdocV)

168 "------------------Should have signed yourself as Duncan Idaho.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 13, 2020 06:50 PM (VYwSh) "



LOL

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 13, 2020 06:51 PM (zlgJP)

169 As a side note, I can't stand weak men like this. She really is running the show and she'd be selling at the Dillard's fragrance counter if it wasn't for Harry.

She had to know what she married into just dating him.

She got knocked up ASAP so she'll have a lifetime pension forever.

Royalty really is a stupid system, crazy it's considered "conservative" in UK to support the system. Not all traditions are good ones.

Posted by: Blago at January 13, 2020 06:51 PM (sjTfF)

170 Creepy videos of Meghan controlling Harry, plus Morgan comments : https://is.gd/THrIT4

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 13, 2020 06:52 PM (4e+hS)

171
She is part black, although you would never know it unless she told you.

Posted by: Don Q at January 13, 2020 06:50 PM (NgKpN)


.....

And you know she will.

You'd sooner be shocked to find out a friend was a vegan CrossFitter through a third party.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 06:52 PM (3S5Yp)

172 Or a lawyer. Just sayin'.

Or an artist, a writer, a musician.

NO. Those who were more suitable, from his own social circle did not want him.

Dudes at his level of power and riches don't have to worry about a woman even liking him that much. You don't marry into royalty out of love anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2020 06:52 PM (KZzsI)

173 She is 38.

Harry would have been better off in following his Daddy's footsteps and finding a girl just like Mom. A naive young woman.

Posted by: rd at January 13, 2020 06:52 PM (+0uDE)

174 I think Trump may have gained a couple million votes just to keep her out of the country.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 06:52 PM (r+sAi)

175 I suppose with Andrew (the older one), it also helped to be molesting prepubescents.

Why he'd not locked in the Tower Of London with only a pet rat for company simply proves how far matters have fallen in Blighty.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 13, 2020 06:52 PM (ykYG2)

176 166 Which part of her is black?
Posted by: a rutabaga, music critic, and foreign policy expert at January 13, 2020 06:51 PM (Tnijr)

Her pubes.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 06:52 PM (PoHZ6)

177 If people here start trying to argue that "it doesn't count", I'm probably going to say something that gets me banhammered.

Oh... It wasn't an insult... Someone asked

Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2020 06:52 PM (6XlcD)

178 He loves all his military stuff.
___


Especially showering with a bunch of buff, manly guys!

Posted by: Prince Harry at January 13, 2020 06:52 PM (WdocV)

179 Once Meghan moves to the US she will be hanging with every A list celebrity and Democrat politician. They are going to fawn all over her and she knows it.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 13, 2020 06:52 PM (wiXsO)

180 I was part black once. Smashed my thumbnail with a hammer.

I'm part red man too. Wanna see?

Posted by: a rutabaga, music critic, and foreign policy expert at January 13, 2020 06:53 PM (Tnijr)

181 Vice President elect Megan Markle.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 06:53 PM (PoHZ6)

182 Everybody hey!

Get item Japanese from mail Amazon. In book manual instructions Japanglish. Thinking talking stuck now weird in way!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 06:53 PM (L2ZTs)

183 Stop arguing. She's black.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at January 13, 2020 06:53 PM (EgshT)

184 Harry would have been better off in following his Daddy's footsteps and finding a girl just like Mom. A naive young woman.

Over the years he has dated lots just like that...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2020 06:53 PM (6XlcD)

185 Is that woman supposed to be black? Because I'm just not seeing it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2020 06:48 PM (yQpMk)
.........

any close up pics of that baby? I bet it's got a serious case of Freeman Freckles.

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2020 06:53 PM (v0R5T)

186 >>Can't believe I'm on the side of the globalist overlords. At the end of
the day, they are a tourist attraction and the problem of the British. I
don't want to be lectured by these clowns whose claim to fame is being
famous.


Yeah, same.
It feels like just another organization/industry/community that is being attacked by a woke activist, polarizing and dividing it into two sides and destroying it from within. Markle is latest Colin Kapearnik, proprietor of knitting site Ravelry, and so on.


One by one, every normal, functioning group of a decent size will be brought down like this. Today, it's the British riyal family.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 06:53 PM (bDqIh)

187 Harry did two combat tours in Afghanistan, first operating as a FAC alongside Gurkhas, and the second as weapons officer (ie, the shooter) in an Apache.

The issue isn't balls (although I suspect she has tried running off with them like Moosechelle Obama), but Archie. His dad ran off on his mom with a fugitive from a horse corral, and his mother responded by trying to shield him and his brother. And there's the bit about how she ended based on the publicity chase.

So there's a lot going on in his head that likely pushes him to try and make it work. Doesn't mean it is going to, but it's hard to fault him for trying.

I mean- does the world need another black child ruined by a single parent home?

Posted by: Fringe at January 13, 2020 06:53 PM (vx54i)

188 All this for a post wall 38 year old hag. WTF?

Now if he was married to a 20 year old Jessica Alba...

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 13, 2020 06:53 PM (+dsLj)

189 The taint.

Posted by: dartist at January 13, 2020 06:54 PM (K22Va)

190 Every time we start delving into whether someone is 'black' or not, I feel like we are getting into the phrenology tide pools and arguing about how many drops of blood makes one Jewish.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 06:54 PM (2B9A/)

191 Now, not so much. Jeeze, she's a B actress, if that. He's her second or third husband.

He could've done much better than her. I still say there had to have been a nice little British bird from a relatively decent if lesser family that he could've started dating.

OTOH, if Harry has bats in his belfry, then maybe it's for the best that he have a fellow psycho for a wife. All their various and sundry personalities can argue amongst themselves all they want. The implosion will make for must-watch TeeVee.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 13, 2020 06:54 PM (HaL55)

192 They're blackmailing the Queen by threatening to go on Oprah.

I'm sure Oprah would accuse the Queen of being raaaaaaaacisssss!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 06:54 PM (ptqGC)

193 They belong in Canada with the other inbreds

Posted by: Regular joe at January 13, 2020 06:54 PM (6/uwW)

194 >>And lol, Justin Trudeau is offering to pay for their $$$$$ security to wear Blackface while they're living in Canada.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 06:54 PM (JnkiZ)

195 All right, let me throw this out there: when Markle boogies (checks watch), whom does she take up with?

I think Mackerel has peaked. Unless she manages to become the next Kim Kardashian, which rich idiot is going to take up with her?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2020 06:54 PM (9t0Zz)

196 She is part black, although you would never know it unless she told you.
Posted by: Don Q at January 13, 2020 06:50 PM (NgKpN)

Buckwheat in a scissor lock.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 06:54 PM (PoHZ6)

197 Hmm...let's see...

*pats pockets*

*checks wallet*

Nope. All the fucks I had to give must be in my other coat.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2020 06:54 PM (rBtIz)

198 Creepy videos of Meghan controlling Harry, plus Morgan comments :

If any moron or moronette saw one of us leashed to a dictator like that, I'd hope an intervention would be staged.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 13, 2020 06:55 PM (ykYG2)

199 Which part of her is black?

The sense of entitlement.

Posted by: Anonymous at January 13, 2020 06:55 PM (+0uDE)

200 188 All this for a post wall 38 year old hag. WTF?

Now if he was married to a 20 year old Jessica Alba...
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 13, 2020 06:53 PM (+dsLj)

We are talking Alba before the freaky lip injections right? During that TV series... Dark Angel(?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 06:55 PM (2B9A/)

201 She'll just leave with Archie if she hasn't already, the Prince will have to divorce her.


Leave with the kid? Kids are work. She'll sell him--and by him I mean Gramma and Charlie-- the kid for a lifetime allowance.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 13, 2020 06:55 PM (gauLa)

202
Guy could have had any woman on Earth and that's what he picked.

guy could have had two chicks at one time every day

Posted by: Lawrence from next door at January 13, 2020 06:55 PM (5wTO9)

203 Damn, I know Harry loved playing soldier but this is a full on E4 move.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 13, 2020 06:55 PM (icIBz)

204 190 Every time we start delving into whether someone is 'black' or not, I feel like we are getting into the phrenology tide pools and arguing about how many drops of blood makes one Jewish.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 06:54 PM (2B9A/)

Or killing 100k black babies each year for Womens Health Care.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2020 06:56 PM (JFO2v)

205 She dated a porn star in 2004 for a while. Simon Rex (?).

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 06:56 PM (PoHZ6)

206 Diversity is our strength my wrinkled ass.

Posted by: The Queen at January 13, 2020 06:56 PM (v0R5T)

207 Once Meghan moves to the US she will be hanging with every A list celebrity and Democrat politician. They are going to fawn all over her and she knows it.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 13, 2020 06:52 PM (wiXsO)


I'm not so sure about that. Her shtick could get old, fast, especially when she's cut off from the royal family. She'll try to stir the soup to stay in the limelight, but ... I dunno. I suspect she'll have a short shelf life as a celebrity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 06:56 PM (r4PDB)

208 I mean- does the world need another black child ruined by a single parent home?

Posted by: Fringe at January 13, 2020 06:53 PM (vx54i)


Archie is black? He's so white he's damned near albino.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 06:56 PM (ptqGC)

209 >>Once Meghan moves to the US she will be hanging with every A list
celebrity and Democrat politician. They are going to fawn all over her
and she knows it.


I've read that she's getting advice on this transition, setting up a foundation and new careers from Oprah and the Obamas.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 06:56 PM (bDqIh)

210 He is under intense pressure to choose. It is sad.

He's bewitched. Intervention should have happened prior to marriage.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 13, 2020 06:56 PM (Dhht7)

211
It appears little Archie is going to grow up far away from his cousins. That's sad.

--

She'll have him on female hormone therapy by the time he's 3.


Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2020 06:56 PM (JoUsr)

212 I think Mackerel has peaked. Unless she manages to become the next Kim
Kardashian, which rich idiot is going to take up with her?


I like the idea of Sparkle with Post Malone.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 13, 2020 06:56 PM (gauLa)

213 She's going to dump him in high Di style, like a sack of potatoes. This will happen concurrent with her relocation to California, probably to shack up with her new paramour. He and his brother are both wankers, but I didn't suspect Harry was this pitiful.

Posted by: Born Free at January 13, 2020 06:56 PM (62c2L)

214 May be a long time for the skank to move to LA because good chance 2 Scoops Jr or, even better, hottie Ivanka becomes first woman Prez.
Posted by: Dingbat at January 13, 2020 06:50 PM (R0EeG)


Ivanka and Jared seem pretty liberal. I'm not sure she'd be my pick politically altho I do like her.

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 06:56 PM (a4qVe)

215 What 1/2^n fraction is Maroon?

Posted by: BugsSockPuppety at January 13, 2020 06:57 PM (FhXTo)

216 Just in time for a walk on the red carpet to watch the Oscars in the royal booth.

Posted by: dartist at January 13, 2020 06:57 PM (K22Va)

217 Or killing 100k black babies each year for Womens Health Care.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2020 06:56 PM (JFO2v)

Actually, kind of the same Sanger Eugenics wheelhouse.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 06:57 PM (2B9A/)

218 We are talking Alba before the freaky lip injections right? During that TV series... Dark Angel(?)

***************

oh yeah that should have gone without saying.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 13, 2020 06:57 PM (+dsLj)

219 How will they make money if cut off?

Famous and woke gets you onto boards of "non profits" and other lucrative positions. Just ask Chelsea "money means nothing to me" Clinton.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2020 06:57 PM (KZzsI)

220 Que es mucho negro?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2020 06:57 PM (JFO2v)

221
Steyn explain Meggie Sparkles well. She was minor, B-list, C-list actress. She thought by bagging Harry and joining the Windsors, she would be elevated up to Hollywood A-list status.

She found out that being a royal is nothing like that. You have duties and responsibilities -- you're expected to show up at events like a charity ceremony for the orphan's hospital in New Zealand, where it's not about you, but really about the orphans.

She said fuck that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 13, 2020 06:57 PM (rCwaK)

222 Racism? Seriously?

A hot rich girl who doesn't like any particular race pretends she is the victim of racism? Also she married a real live British prince. I mean, sheesh, try to find the bright side, eh luv? How bad could it possibly be?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 13, 2020 06:57 PM (+DS2f)

223 Well. Who saw this coming?

Posted by: JoeBar at January 13, 2020 06:57 PM (18YgY)

224
Once Meghan moves to the US she will be hanging with every A list celebrity and Democrat politician. They are going to fawn all over her and she knows it.
Posted by: redridinghood

=======

Hillary already went to visit her at Frogmore. I bet the Trudeaux and Obamas are on the horizon.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 13, 2020 06:57 PM (M9ntN)

225 Honestly, they can both choke on a shared bag of dicks. Ones a whimpering little suckling who bows to the whims of his S&M mistress, and the others a window licking, SJW with the IQ of a newt and the class of Porky Pig.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 13, 2020 06:57 PM (1YX6n)

226 44 Expect a Mexit sex tape in about 3 months.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at January 13, 2020 06:39 PM (U8rPN)

45 Don't put your d--- in crazy.
Posted by: rd at January 13, 2020 06:39 PM (+0uDE)



Studies have shown that in most threads everything that can be said or needs to be said is done in the first 50 comments.

And we are done here.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 13, 2020 06:57 PM (1g7ch)

227 >>She dated a porn star in 2004 for a while. Simon Rex (?).


It HAS to be Wrex.


Right?

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 06:57 PM (JnkiZ)

228 The constitution bars the creation of American nobility in the same clause that hold the Emoluments. Can we stretch that to revoke the duchess' citizenship? Or at a minimum, stick her in TSA custody for a work shift or 2!on her next trip home?

Posted by: Downcast at January 13, 2020 06:57 PM (GYQmx)

229 If I were the Queen, I would probably tell them "Go ahead, good luck, but the title of Duke and Duchess of Sussex is stripped from you. You don't get to market it like a trinket."

When Harry gets tired of her ass, all he has to do is wait til the right moment and hop on a plane with Archie back to Britain. No British court would order the Prince to return his son to Canada or America.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 13, 2020 06:58 PM (RfzVr)

230 His dad ran off on his mom with a fugitive from a horse corral

That's frightfully horrible, but funny nevertheless.

Posted by: Prince Charles of Tampon at January 13, 2020 06:58 PM (EgshT)

231 Jessica Alba got the injections huh?

Sad. Not great.

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 06:58 PM (Qf83p)

232 Colon Kapearnik in a skirt.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 06:58 PM (PoHZ6)

233 She is part black, although you would never know it unless she told you.


If you told me she was Spanish I'd believe it. Or Sicilian.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2020 06:58 PM (yQpMk)

234 Is there a football game tonight?

This royal stuff is ghey.

Posted by: Wut at January 13, 2020 06:58 PM (NSFCQ)

235 228 The constitution bars the creation of American nobility in the same clause that hold the Emoluments.

Posted by: Downcast at January 13, 2020 06:57 PM (GYQmx)

Harvard laughs at you.

Posted by: Allie at January 13, 2020 06:59 PM (pgXNG)

236 She'll try to stir the soup to stay in the limelight, but ... I dunno. I suspect she'll have a short shelf life as a celebrity.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 06:56 PM (r4PDB)
........

She's gonna need some giant butt implants and various other parts replaced.

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2020 06:59 PM (v0R5T)

237 This is why soy boys are the worst because they enable the women to be shitbirds.

Explain to me how 4th wave intersectional whatever the fuck they call themselves feminists these days can STILL manage to find a fuckhead to marry. Theyre not even good looking!

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 13, 2020 06:59 PM (+dsLj)

238 We're still talking about the artist formerly known as Prince?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 13, 2020 06:59 PM (flINI)

239 Mooch has already chimed in about how she identifies with Sparkle, for all the dreadful media attention.

Yeah, Mooch. You've never met a TV interviewer you could resist.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 06:59 PM (ptqGC)

240 Now, not so much. Jeeze, she's a B actress, if that. He's her second or third husband.

He could've done much better than her. I still say there had to have been a nice little British bird from a relatively decent if lesser family that he could've started dating.

OTOH, if Harry has bats in his belfry, then maybe it's for the best that he have a fellow psycho for a wife. All their various and sundry personalities can argue amongst themselves all they want. The implosion will make for must-watch TeeVee.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead

______________

I would even say B list is WAY overstating it. I think British people are way too obsessed with any whiff of Hollywood.


Look at these pics when she was younger, girl was straight up homely.

She will not age well, a few pounds and she'll be like a lighter skinned Oprah.

Posted by: Blago at January 13, 2020 06:59 PM (sjTfF)

241 If people here start trying to argue that "it doesn't count", I'm probably going to say something that gets me banhammered.

No affection for Markle (which should be obvious), but my parents were the same situation.
Posted by: Allie

It's not that it doesn't count as much as that it doesn't matter. Who cares.

/content of one's character, etc.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 13, 2020 06:59 PM (2GPSc)

242 https://tinyurl.com/vg95x3e

Posted by: Blago at January 13, 2020 06:59 PM (sjTfF)

243 She's black?

Huh?

She's whiter than Shaun King (who I called a Cracker on Twitter yesterday. Waiting for my banning).

Weird.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 13, 2020 07:00 PM (UF0Iv)

244 227 >>She dated a porn star in 2004 for a while. Simon Rex (?).


It HAS to be Wrex.


Right?
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 06:57 PM (JnkiZ)

He was a goddamned sexual tyrannosaurus.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 07:00 PM (NWiLs)

245 Is there a football game tonight?

This royal stuff is ghey.
Posted by: Wut


Oh jeez.

THX for reminding me.

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 07:00 PM (Qf83p)

246 In a few years Meghan will have Little Archie claiming he wants to be the queen.

This ends- comically sad.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 13, 2020 07:00 PM (1YX6n)

247 Heard on local Talk radio today...


'Wokefully Ignorant'.




I liked it.

So, I stole it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2020 07:00 PM (tT0V4)

248 Her whole Trump is racisssss....UK is racissss.... shockingly isn't making her a whole lot of friends.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 07:00 PM (r+sAi)

249 Sparkle needs to team up with Gwyneth Paltrow for a scented candle line.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


Scent of Royal Whore

Posted by: Sharkman at January 13, 2020 07:00 PM (UF0Iv)

250 Diversity is our strength my wrinkled ass.

Posted by: The Queen at January 13, 2020 06:56 PM


The wogs begin at LA.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2020 07:00 PM (rBtIz)

251 Famous and woke gets you onto boards of "non profits" and other lucrative positions. Just ask Chelsea "money means nothing to me" Clinton.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2020 06:57 PM (KZzsI)


The difference is that Chelsea got those positions because the Clintons may yet have political clout. These two shitheads do not. They've burnt their bridges quite handily, I would say.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 07:00 PM (r4PDB)

252 He was a goddamned sexual tyrannosaurus.

*********

Oh so he's extinct now?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 13, 2020 07:01 PM (+dsLj)

253 246 In a few years Meghan will have Little Archie claiming he wants to be the queen.

This ends- comically sad.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 13, 2020 07:00 PM (1YX6n)

Fuck me running. I wouldn't be at all surprised.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 07:01 PM (NWiLs)

254 >She's whiter than Shaun King (who I called a Cracker on Twitter yesterday. Waiting for my banning).


He's 'Talcum X'

Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 07:01 PM (iTXRQ)

255 He could've done much better than her. I still say there had to have been a nice little British bird from a relatively decent if lesser family that he could've started dating.

I think the problem is Harry is a really really wild guy. He had to marry a freaky deaky chick or he'd die of boredom.

I've heard that he's the type of guy who does pretty well if he has a consuming task, but as soon as he's off work, watch out.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2020 07:01 PM (9t0Zz)

256 Snowing pretty hard here in Seattle. Enjoying looking out the window at the trees and drinking my hot cocoa.
bTW, didn't we fight a war 240or so years ago so we didn't have to deal with this stupid royal crap?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 07:01 PM (PkVlr)

257 Is there a football game tonight?


I have $50 that says the Tigers will win it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2020 07:01 PM (yQpMk)

258 "190 Every time we start delving into whether someone is 'black' or not, I feel like we are getting into the phrenology tide pools and arguing about how many drops of blood makes one Jewish.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 06:54 PM (2B9A/) "




This.

SO not interested.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 13, 2020 07:01 PM (zlgJP)

259 244 227 >>She dated a porn star in 2004 for a while. Simon Rex (?).


It HAS to be Wrex.


Right?
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 06:57 PM (JnkiZ)

He was a goddamned sexual tyrannosaurus.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 07:00 PM (NWiLs)

Also known as Dirt Nasty.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Rex

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 07:01 PM (PoHZ6)

260
I don't think she trapped him or schemed on him. I think she was just expecting to live Wokefully Ever After and was horrified to find that royal life is not like that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 13, 2020 07:01 PM (M9ntN)

261 Just wait until Hollywood, Oprah, etc. get in on it. Movies, biographies, interviews.
She'll be a latter-day Joan of Arc, especially after the confessions of bisexuality or whatever.
Probably Disney will make a cartoon, too, and add her to its pantheon of princesses instead of Snow White.

Posted by: PG at January 13, 2020 07:01 PM (Tt75g)

262 195
I think Mackerel has peaked. Unless she manages to become the next
Kim Kardashian, which rich idiot is going to take up with her?


bruce jenner?

Posted by: Anachronda crosses the streams at January 13, 2020 07:02 PM (sGtp+)

263 We are talking Alba before the freaky lip injections right? During that TV series... Dark Angel(?)


The writing on that show was a steaming pile of crap. The only reason I kept watching it is the Jessica Alba eye candy. She's was a beauty. Can't act worth a damn but she was a beauty.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2020 07:02 PM (hpQ4w)

264 The fucking he is getting now, is nothing like the fucking he is gonna get later


Heh. One of my dearest departed drummer friends would say, "The fucking he'll get ain't worth the fucking he'll get."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 13, 2020 07:02 PM (HaL55)

265 Trudeau and Harry will be fast friends. They both love their Halloween costumes.

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 13, 2020 07:02 PM (AD3JT)

266 I have $50 that says the Tigers will win it.

I'll take a piece of that!

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 07:02 PM (Qf83p)

267 Now, not so much. Jeeze, she's a B actress, if that. He's her second or third husband.

Windsor men have a problem with falling for aging third tier actresses nobody has heard of

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2020 07:02 PM (KZzsI)

268 arguing about how many drops of blood makes one Jewish.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 06:54 PM (2B9A/)

Eins!

Posted by: A. Hitler, Hell at January 13, 2020 07:03 PM (gmo/4)

269 Which part of her is black?

Posted by: a rutabaga, music critic, and foreign policy expert at January 13, 2020 06:51 PM (Tnijr)

********

Her heart and her soul

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 13, 2020 07:03 PM (flINI)

270 248 Her whole Trump is racisssss....UK is racissss.... shockingly isn't making her a whole lot of friends.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 07:00 PM (r+sAi)


That's what I meant about her shtick getting old, fast.

She's like Angela Davis, who makes a point of being super black (e.g., her enormous Afro back in the day), although she could easily pass for white, just as Markle probably could too (I've not seen her in the flesh, so I don't know for sure).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 07:03 PM (r4PDB)

271
Spokesdolts for SlapChop and cellulite burners within three years. Bet on it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 13, 2020 07:03 PM (pNxlR)

272 Lizzy: "I've read that she's getting advice on this transition, setting up a foundation and new careers from Oprah and the Obamas."

So, criminal enterprise and money laundering it is.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 13, 2020 07:03 PM (6eEQ+)

273 239 Mooch has already chimed in about how she identifies with Sparkle, for all the dreadful media attention.

Yeah, Mooch. You've never met a TV interviewer you could resist.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 06:59 PM (ptqGC)

Say it with me Jane, Vice President Megan Markle.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 07:03 PM (PoHZ6)

274 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 13, 2020 07:01 PM (M9ntN)

Working and having external responsibilities be hard, yo!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 07:03 PM (BiNEL)

275 Trumps refusal to have the US rejoin the commonwealth is denying Markle from becoming the Dutchess of Washington.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2020 07:03 PM (dNzKv)

276 moving to yellow knife

Posted by: fireman1 at January 13, 2020 07:03 PM (nAGcF)

277 267 Now, not so much. Jeeze, she's a B actress, if that. He's her second or third husband.

Windsor men have a problem with falling for aging third tier actresses nobody has heard of
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2020 07:02 PM (KZzsI)

---> Battenberg.

Posted by: Allie at January 13, 2020 07:03 PM (pgXNG)

278 "246 In a few years Meghan will have Little Archie claiming he wants to be the queen.

This ends- comically sad.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 13, 2020 07:00 PM (1YX6n)

Fuck me running. I wouldn't be at all surprised.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 07:01 PM (NWiLs)"

It gets worse. He'll (she'll?) be wearing dad's old outfit from the marines and yelling something about Mary Queen of Scott's

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 13, 2020 07:04 PM (1YX6n)

279 269 Which part of her is black?

Posted by: a rutabaga, music critic, and foreign policy expert at January 13, 2020 06:51 PM (Tnijr)

********

Her heart and her soul
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 13, 2020 07:03 PM (flINI)

Boom.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 07:04 PM (NWiLs)

280 There is an old term that isn't used anymore, but perfectly applies in this case.
Pussy-whipped.. Harry is as pussy-whipped as you can get.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2020 07:04 PM (CjFDo)

281 Spokesdolts for SlapChop and cellulite burners within three years. Bet on it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 13, 2020 07:03 PM (pNxlR)

Air fryer and Soda Stream

Posted by: Archer at January 13, 2020 07:04 PM (gmo/4)

282 https://tinyurl.com/vg95x3e
Posted by: Blago at January 13, 2020 06:59 PM (sjTfF)



Brought to you by,

Posted by: Likas Papaya Soap at January 13, 2020 07:04 PM (1g7ch)

283 The writing on that show was a steaming pile of crap. The only reason I kept watching it is the Jessica Alba eye candy. She's was a beauty. Can't act worth a damn but she was a beauty.

*******************************

Jessica Alba was one of those who were sexy as fuck hotties until they start talking.


Zooey Deschanel is one Id take home to mama though. That's somebody I think would have made a good royal.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 13, 2020 07:04 PM (+dsLj)

284 I have $50 that says the Tigers will win it.

Yep. I see LSU winning in a close one. That'll be a home game for them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 13, 2020 07:05 PM (HaL55)

285
I'm afraid LSU is going to mop up the field with Dabo tonight.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 13, 2020 07:05 PM (rCwaK)

286 >>Is there a football game tonight?

Even better, a hockey game with great Bread Man and it's starting right now.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2020 07:05 PM (ZLI7S)

287 Royal Divorce.

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 07:05 PM (zr5Kq)

288 "We are talking Alba before the freaky lip injections right? During that TV series... Dark Angel(?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 06:55 PM (2B9A/) "


Yeah, back, what, 20 years ago, kinda cute ... actually, I remember her as maybe the first person I cast into Internet Outer Darkness for spouting leftist crap, right around that time.
*spits*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 13, 2020 07:05 PM (zlgJP)

289 256 Snowing pretty hard here in Seattle. Enjoying looking out the window at the trees and drinking my hot cocoa.
bTW, didn't we fight a war 240or so years ago so we didn't have to deal with this stupid royal crap?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 07:01 PM (PkVlr)

I'm with you, Nurse.

"Royalty" has outlived its relevance and acceptability.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 07:05 PM (TdMsT)

290 Horde: F the NFL for stomping on the flag and hating everything I believe in! I'll never watch again!

Also the Horde: When's the next game!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2020 07:05 PM (KZzsI)

291 It doesn't look to me like she loves this man. Any woman who truly loves a man would never ask him to forsake his family. Especially if his family is not utterly and completely disturbed. (The royals come close but I dont think that they are there yet...)

Posted by: Floridachick at January 13, 2020 07:06 PM (HLE4m)

292 You fucking people. I don't even know what the hell I was I was eating, but it just came out of my nose.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 13, 2020 07:06 PM (1YX6n)

293 Windsor men have a problem with falling for aging third tier actresses nobody has heard of

****************

I don't fault any woman who gets divorced.

Getting divorced like it's going out of style though...

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 13, 2020 07:06 PM (+dsLj)

294 It's not our royalty, it is someone else's royalty, so it's safe.

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 07:06 PM (zr5Kq)

295 I have $50 that says the Tigers will win it.

Yes. I have them in my brackets.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at January 13, 2020 07:06 PM (EgshT)

296 I've got an idea.
Let's eat them.

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at January 13, 2020 07:06 PM (w7KSn)

297 Harry chose poorly. Shame that. He's gonna cock it up for everybody.

Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 07:06 PM (iTXRQ)

298 Every little girls dream is to become a princess. Sparkles is living the dream but still can't be happy and has to make it all about trump.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2020 07:07 PM (dNzKv)

299 I think Mackerel has peaked.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2020 06:54 PM


I dunno. I love that shit on the grill. Gotta be super fresh, though.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2020 07:07 PM (rBtIz)

300 What is it about people that want to join a club and the first thing they want to do is change the club?

Posted by: Golfman at January 13, 2020 07:07 PM (mdHvW)

301
Spokesdolts for SlapChop and cellulite burners within three years. Bet on it.



Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 13, 2020 07:03 PM (pNxlR)

Air fryer and Soda Stream




Nothing that classy. But she will have someone ghostwrite a tell all book. When Harry becomes Prime Minister of Canada.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 13, 2020 07:07 PM (gauLa)

302 When Harry gets tired of her ass, all he has to do is wait til the right moment and hop on a plane with Archie back to Britain. No British court would order the Prince to return his son to Canada or America.
Posted by: cfo mom at January 13, 2020 06:58 PM (RfzVr)

He could steal the plane and get by with it.

More than likely, it would he and the kid disappear in Canada, and then just show up at the palace. With no mention of the SAS squad that moved them.

Posted by: rd at January 13, 2020 07:07 PM (+0uDE)

303 I'm still not following this all that closely, but from what I have looked at he's really fucking himself over with this stunt. This isn't a situation like his mother where she got an awful lot of sympathy from the British public largely due to hamfisted behavior by the royals.

In this instance it seems like the British public is against Sir Harold and his bimbo bride. If I had to guess it's not racism it's the fact that she's American and also a gold digging whore and it's obvious to everyone that this is the case.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 13, 2020 07:07 PM (j3npP)

304 Royal Divorce.
Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 07:05 PM (zr5Kq)
........

As soon as Harry realizes that married whores only give BJ's on birthdays too.

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2020 07:07 PM (v0R5T)

305 >>Is there a football game tonight?


GO RAVENS!!!

BWHAHAHAHAHA!!! SUCK IT HARBAUGH!!

I think LSU will win. Won't be close.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2020 07:07 PM (hpQ4w)

306 Yeah, back, what, 20 years ago, kinda cute ... actually, I remember her as maybe the first person I cast into Internet Outer Darkness for spouting leftist crap, right around that time.
*spits*

**************

yeah, made me cry for a whole month. Why did she have to go and open her mouth...

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 13, 2020 07:07 PM (+dsLj)

307 Gosh, I sure hope the Tigers win the National Championship tonight.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 13, 2020 07:07 PM (UF0Iv)

308
You fucking people. I don't even know what the hell I was I was eating, but it just came out of my nose.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy

=======

Protective Keyboard Covers come with the AOSHQ Styrofoam Membership.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 13, 2020 07:07 PM (M9ntN)

309 I've got an idea.
Let's eat them.



A bit gamey. How about Jessica Alba?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2020 07:07 PM (yQpMk)

310 BeckoningChasm: "What happened to Piers Morgan to wake him up? He used to be an insufferable leftist."

He is friends with Trump, and is a supporter. He's a lefty, sure, but more a classical liberal. He was a Remainer, but supported Brexit if a second referendum was called.

His biggest negative was, and is, his hatred of our Second Amendment. Gun grabber, through and through.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2020 07:08 PM (Z4rgH)

311 290
Horde: F the NFL for stomping on the flag and hating everything I believe in! I'll never watch again!


Dudes, not cool.

Posted by: Iranians at January 13, 2020 07:08 PM (T6t7i)

312 Being a royal is 'not working' for her? What's next for an explanation? "It's not her thing?" gees' what a shallow, ignorant bint.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 13, 2020 07:08 PM (8/eY3)

313 Wrex, Shepard, something like that.

Posted by: trev006 at January 13, 2020 07:08 PM (0HpOW)

314 He's 'Talcum X'

Posted by: DB


I love that nick for him. What a tool.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 13, 2020 07:08 PM (UF0Iv)

315
Spokesdolts for SlapChop and cellulite burners within three years. Bet on it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 13, 2020 07:03 PM (pNxlR)

Air fryer and Soda Stream
Posted by: Archer at January 13, 2020 07:04 PM (gmo/4)


Retirement property in Belize and gender reveal party planner

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 13, 2020 07:08 PM (pNxlR)

316 291 It doesn't look to me like she loves this man. Any woman who truly loves a man would never ask him to forsake his family.


She was thinking reality show and unlimited shopping budget. Found out both were a no. Then found out Harry actually had responsibilities and couldn't just jet set to Monaco.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2020 07:09 PM (dNzKv)

317 And lol, Justin Trudeau is offering to pay for their $$$$$ security when they're living in Canada.
I'll bet the taxpayers are thrilled about that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 06:47 PM (ptqGC)

Yup......Canada can be really proud of their douchebag Prime Minister.

You would think he would learn to keep his cake hole shut and not be such an ass clown.

Maybe we can get the Philippines to kick their asses again.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 13, 2020 07:09 PM (Z+IKu)

318 I'd eat Alba.

Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 07:09 PM (Qf83p)

319 302 When Harry gets tired of her ass, all he has to do is wait til the right moment and hop on a plane with Archie back to Britain. No British court would order the Prince to return his son to Canada or America.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 13, 2020 06:58 PM (RfzVr)

He could steal the plane and get by with it.

More than likely, it would he and the kid disappear in Canada, and then just show up at the palace. With no mention of the SAS squad that moved them.

Posted by: rd at January 13, 2020 07:07 PM (+0uDE)

Meghan should avoid any car trips through Paris.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 13, 2020 07:09 PM (j3npP)

320 Is this when someone in the family lets proof slip out that Harry is not Charles' son? Oops. Shame that, no more allowance for you.

Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2020 07:09 PM (4RRDi)

321 Barack and Michelle Obama have advised the Sussexes on their plans for a new life outside the Royal Family.


Harry and Meghan have become close friends with the former US president and his lawyer wife and turned to them for help.. . .


Sources confirmed Harry and Meghan had discussed their plans with the
former US president and his wife and wanted to mimic the way they had
managed to build a successful, but dignified, life for themselves after
the White House
. A source said: 'They have found huge commercial success
without actually looking like they are getting their hands dirty, to
put it bluntly, and retaining their popularity.'


The Obamas. Of course they're making this about race, just another opportunity to stick it to the UK, as Obama so loved doing while president.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 07:09 PM (bDqIh)

322 Go Tigers!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2020 07:10 PM (hjbxx)

323 @Solmemes1

Bye bye Booker!

https://tinyurl.com/srvu97a

Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 07:10 PM (cF8AT)

324 how do you say "cunt" in hood?



Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 07:10 PM (HALdu)

325 I don't think she trapped him or schemed on him. I think she was just expecting to live Wokefully Ever After and was horrified to find that royal life is not like that


She discovered that she had to work and act like she cared for orphans and poor people.

Posted by: Floridachick at January 13, 2020 07:10 PM (HLE4m)

326 281 Spokesdolts for SlapChop and cellulite burners within three years. Bet on it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 13, 2020 07:03 PM (pNxlR)

Air fryer and Soda Stream
Posted by: Archer at January 13, 2020 07:04 PM (gmo/4)

She would never do Soda Stream. She probably believes that BDS crap.

Posted by: rd at January 13, 2020 07:11 PM (+0uDE)

327 There is a very real (if unlikely) chance the British killed Epstein to keep the Prince Andrew stuff quiet. If I was Sparkle Farkle I'd be a bit worried.


Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2020 07:11 PM (WdocV)

328 What happened to Piers Morgan to wake him up? He used to be an insufferable leftist.

He's always been a mix of stuff guaranteed to annoy pretty much everyone, but he's generally kinda conservative but super super SUPER opposed to guns.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2020 07:11 PM (KZzsI)

329 Golfman: "What is it about people that want to join a club and the first thing they want to do is change the club?"

There's a joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: Groucho at January 13, 2020 07:11 PM (6eEQ+)

330 Prince Harry is "heartbroken"
-------

Golly, and earlier, Cory Booker's heart was 'full'.

I'm having trouble sorting out the metaphors.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 07:11 PM (xSo9G)

331 "292 You fucking people. I don't even know what the hell I was I was eating, but it just came out of my nose.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 13, 2020 07:06 PM (1YX6n) "



LOL
Our work here is done.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 13, 2020 07:11 PM (zlgJP)

332 As soon as Harry realizes that married whores only give BJ's on birthdays too.


Not necessarily on his.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 13, 2020 07:11 PM (HaL55)

333 Sources confirmed Harry and Meghan had discussed their plans with the

former US president and his wife and wanted to mimic the way they had

managed to build a successful, but dignified, life for themselves after

the White House. A source said: 'They have found huge commercial success

without actually looking like they are getting their hands dirty, to

put it bluntly, and retaining their popularity.'


What exactly have the Obamas produced? Netflix payed them something like $50M. Quick. Tell me what they've gotten for their money.

Posted by: pep at January 13, 2020 07:12 PM (T6t7i)

334 Harry and Meghan have become close friends with the former US president and his lawyer wife and turned to them for help.. . .

___

Also, I got him to let me give him a shoulder massage.


Next time I'll have the otter ready.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 13, 2020 07:12 PM (WdocV)

335 Also the Horde: When's the next game!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



It's the college national championship between the Tigers and the Other Tigers.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 13, 2020 07:12 PM (UF0Iv)

336 When you consider who is advising them you have to wonder if this is not so much a thing about meg being an entitled whore as it is a way to hit the royal family.

Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 07:12 PM (HALdu)

337 Pussy whipped.

Posted by: CMU VET at January 13, 2020 07:12 PM (SqnIg)

338 I knowg which part of her is black

Her heart

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2020 07:12 PM (ZCEU2)

339 how do you say "cunt" in hood?
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 07:10 PM (HALdu)

Ratchet Ass Hoe.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 13, 2020 07:12 PM (Z+IKu)

340 I don't even know what the hell I was I was eating, but it just came out of my nose.


As a kid, I once shot a bean out of my nose laughing.


What he had to laugh about I'll never know.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2020 07:12 PM (yQpMk)

341 So in other words, she's got the baby and the title, her income and position are assured for the rest of her life, so why does she need him anymore. Is that about right? It's ending the way everybody knew it was going to end.

Posted by: DFCtomm at January 13, 2020 07:12 PM (50gG9)

342 The Queen needs a better family.

She was there and stood tall for G-D and Country in WW2 and when her father died.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 07:13 PM (cEsBM)

343 What exactly have the Obamas produced? Netflix payed them something like
$50M. Quick. Tell me what they've gotten for their money.
___

Well, I've got a nose full of powder and an office full of wannabe actors. Buff wannabe actors, so I'm pretty happy.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 13, 2020 07:13 PM (WdocV)

344 I don't fault any woman who gets divorced.

Getting divorced like it's going out of style though...

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 13, 2020 07:06 PM (+dsLj)

i was looking at another ukulele and Heidi says I can later tell everyone "it was my divorce ukulele".

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 13, 2020 07:13 PM (8/eY3)

345 336 When you consider who is advising them you have to wonder if this is not so much a thing about meg being an entitled whore as it is a way to hit the royal family.

Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 07:12 PM (HALdu)

Why can't it be both though

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 13, 2020 07:13 PM (j3npP)

346 He's always been a mix of stuff guaranteed to annoy pretty much everyone, but he's generally kinda conservative but super super SUPER opposed to guns.

***************

He's toned that rhetoric down, he used to be real piss fuck of a mewling Brit back in the day. Now we got him backing Trump while the likes of George Will are busy sucking their own ass.

Interesting times we live in.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 13, 2020 07:13 PM (+dsLj)

347 The Queen is probably relieved that Harry and Meghan didn't bring Reggie Jackson along to make their case.

https://youtu.be/cP1ElZzgWqU

Posted by: Keyser at January 13, 2020 07:13 PM (v8/5X)

348 If I had a son, he would be like Meghan.

Posted by: Moochelle Obama at January 13, 2020 07:13 PM (l3+k2)

349 She discovered that she had to work and act like she cared for orphans and poor people.

"The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made."

- Groucho Marx

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 13, 2020 07:13 PM (HaL55)

350 I mean, damn, the woman doesn't even have....vast tracts of land.

Posted by: pep at January 13, 2020 07:13 PM (T6t7i)

351 how do you say "cunt" in hood?
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 07:10 PM (HALdu)

Ratchet Ass Hoe.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January




thanks

Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 07:13 PM (HALdu)

352 Can't these two just go ahead and upload a video to pronhub and get all the bullshite over with?

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 13, 2020 07:14 PM (VcFUs)

353 >There's a joke in there somewhere.
Posted by: Groucho at January 13, 2020 07:11 PM (6eEQ+)


something about the first rule of the club being... something something-

Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 07:14 PM (iTXRQ)

354 Is that about right?


Once you've planted the seed you throw the packet away.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2020 07:14 PM (yQpMk)

355 His biggest negative was, and is, his hatred of our Second Amendment. Gun grabber, through and throug


Could be genetics. Perhaps that's why he is a Brit and we are not.

Posted by: Floridachick at January 13, 2020 07:14 PM (HLE4m)

356 There is a very real (if unlikely) chance the British killed Epstein to keep the Prince Andrew stuff quiet. If I was Sparkle Farkle I'd be a bit worried.


Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2020 07:11 PM (WdocV)

No way!

- Zombie Princess Di

Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2020 07:14 PM (4RRDi)

357 lol what a fag.

If you're royalty and you marry a clapped out washed up gutterslut actress, she counts herself lucky and does as she's commanded from here to the grave. Not command you to abdicate for her careerism.

OMG what a sorry, sad cuck this guy is. A consanguinated limey poofter with necrotic soydick, a common whore for a wife, and a son who's soon to be prancing around in a tutu so mommy can get publicity.

He's going in my deadpool. If this guy doesn't suck start a shotgun, I'll be pretty surprised.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 07:14 PM (x74so)

358 Nobody's talking about how screwed up Harry's other choices could be... Normal is a high bar.

Posted by: klaftern at January 13, 2020 07:14 PM (RuIsu)

359 >>She was thinking reality show and unlimited shopping budget. Found out
both were a no. Then found out Harry actually had responsibilities and
couldn't just jet set to Monaco.


Also: Kate. They made this announcement on Kate's birthday, stealing all press coverage. I know this is petty as sh#t -- but this whole 'woe is me #Megxit' stunt is petty sh#t. Markle has been seeding the gossip media with petty snipes and backstabs for the past year.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 07:14 PM (bDqIh)

360 Spokesdolts for SlapChop and cellulite burners within three years. Bet on it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
---

Reverse mortgages. They can relate their own experience, he having sold off his inheritance.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 07:14 PM (CDGwz)

361
What exactly have the Obamas produced? Netflix payed them something like $50M. Quick. Tell me what they've gotten for their money.

Posted by: pep at January 13, 2020 07:12 PM


I can tell you what they lost

they lost me as a customer (& a whole lot of others)

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 13, 2020 07:14 PM (5wTO9)

362 Why can't it be both though
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January



It is but which is it mostly?

Obama hated the Queen

Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 07:14 PM (HALdu)

363 A defector by any name.....

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 13, 2020 07:14 PM (Vy7tf)

364 These people are petty fucks, too. Trump got the Churchill bust back, I think.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2020 07:15 PM (hjbxx)

365 i was looking at another ukulele and Heidi says I can later tell everyone "it was my divorce ukulele".


I'd have gone for the bagpipes if I wanted a divorce.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2020 07:15 PM (yQpMk)

366 how do you say "cunt" in hood?

Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 07:10 PM (HALdu)

Ratchet Ass Hoe.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy


Puta

Posted by: Sharkman at January 13, 2020 07:15 PM (UF0Iv)

367 Megan is a self important bitch. Harry is an idiot.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 13, 2020 07:15 PM (dUJdY)

368 Noble gases. Noble asses.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 13, 2020 07:15 PM (Vy7tf)

369 We had a bunch of Jessicas there for a bit. Who was the one, not Alba or Simpson. She was in that A Team remake with the flying tank...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 07:15 PM (2B9A/)

370 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS!

Posted by: The Prince Formerly Known as Harry at January 13, 2020 07:15 PM (flINI)

371 A consanguinated limey poofter with necrotic soydick

Eat your heart out, Shakespeare.

Posted by: pep at January 13, 2020 07:15 PM (T6t7i)

372 I don't think anyone has made this point: Queen E might very well cut them off entirely from the RoyalCash. Who benefits if there is no cash going to Harry and the Whore? Why all the other royals on the family payroll.

So really, it's less cash output for the Queen. No wonder she said sure.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 13, 2020 07:16 PM (gauLa)

373 342 The Queen needs a better family.

She was there and stood tall for G-D and Country in WW2 and when her father died.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 07:13 PM (cEsBM)

Forget all that and forget how the UK has declined sharply since (not sure she could've done much about it actually).

Just imagine pulling a stunt like this with your 93 year old grandma. What an absolute asshat.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 13, 2020 07:16 PM (j3npP)

374 i was looking at another ukulele and Heidi says I can later tell everyone "it was my divorce ukulele".


That's a first...

But *fistbump* nevertheless. GAS is a devastating disease.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 13, 2020 07:16 PM (HaL55)

375 A defector by any name....



The Brits just love that.

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 07:16 PM (zr5Kq)

376 Nobody's talking about how screwed up Harry's other choices could be... Normal is a high bar.
Posted by: klaftern
----

The evidence supports your statement.

Diana
Fergie

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 07:16 PM (CDGwz)

377 i was looking at another ukulele and Heidi says I can later tell everyone "it was my divorce ukulele".
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 13, 2020 07:13 PM (8/eY3)

Because you bought it or because you played it?

Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2020 07:16 PM (4RRDi)

378 369
We had a bunch of Jessicas there for a bit. Who was the one, not Alba or
Simpson. She was in that A Team remake with the flying tank..


Jessica Biel?

Posted by: pep at January 13, 2020 07:16 PM (T6t7i)

379 You know what the nuclear option is?



Outing Harry for not being chuck's kid.



Then she loses everything.

Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 07:17 PM (HALdu)

380 The evidence supports your statement.

Diana
Fergie
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Maybe should throw in Camilla also.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 07:17 PM (CDGwz)

381 From what I've read despite his military career as a combat pilot, Harry has had episodes of depression like his mother. I think he's more fragile to a narcissist's wiles.

Posted by: Cheri at January 13, 2020 07:17 PM (oiNtH)

382 Markle got relentlessly trashed by the Brit press.. daily!
Even the USA tabloids dumped on her pretty good..
So.. I don't think this is all one-sided.. but Harry is still pussy-whipped.

He shoulda been able to find some happy medium, like a lot of husbands are forced to do when faced with wife/family conflicts.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2020 07:17 PM (CjFDo)

383 Obama hated the Queen

Oh, bullshit. I gave her my Best of Baracky in HD.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at January 13, 2020 07:17 PM (EgshT)

384 You know what the nuclear option is?



Outing Harry for not being chuck's kid.



How would she know?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2020 07:17 PM (yQpMk)

385 So being a royal is "not working for her." I guess she had no idea when she married him that she was marrying a prince and she would be living in a fishbowl.

Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2020 07:17 PM (/669Q)

386 ust imagine pulling a stunt like this with your 93 year old grandma. What an absolute asshat.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 13, 2020 07:16 PM (j3npP)

.....Grandpa one foot in the grave. Total douchebag.

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 07:17 PM (zr5Kq)

387 Another reason to vote for Trump.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 13, 2020 07:18 PM (tVQUs)

388 Not necessarily on his.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 13, 2020 07:11 PM (HaL55)


Next!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 07:18 PM (BiNEL)

389 368 Noble gases. Noble asses.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 13, 2020 07:15 PM (Vy7tf)

'Not worth your weight in Krypton' sounds like an odd insult.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 07:18 PM (2B9A/)

390 Maybe should throw in Camilla also.


Neigh!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2020 07:18 PM (yQpMk)

391
Harry and Meghan have become close friends with the former US president and his lawyer wife and turned to them for help.


Lawyer wife? Since when?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 13, 2020 07:18 PM (pNxlR)

392 i was looking at another ukulele and Heidi says I can later tell everyone "it was my divorce ukulele".
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
---------

Do an end-run, banjolele.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 07:18 PM (CDGwz)

393 Jessica Biel?
Posted by: pep at January 13, 2020 07:16 PM (T6t7i)

That's the one! Thanks Pep. She was purty. Seems to have disappeared as all they must.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 07:18 PM (2B9A/)

394 The Queen needs a better family.

Her sister Ann was trashy as well. She seems to be the only one who turned out well.

This marriage is the ultimate image of the modern men and women though. A weak, spineless trash male who substitutes being woke for being masculine, and a selfish spoiled trashy girl who wants to "live her best life" at the expense of everyone around her, especially the pathetic noodle-spined hubby.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2020 07:19 PM (KZzsI)

395 , and earlier, Cory Booker's heart was 'full'

Wasn't that a Morrissey song?

But Booker is straighter than a laser beam.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 13, 2020 07:19 PM (ykYG2)

396 In the event that no one has mentioned it to her, he is not hot and she is a seconf rate cable actress


Meggy booboo!

Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 07:19 PM (HALdu)

397 These people are petty fucks, too. Trump got the Churchill bust back, I think.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2020 07:15 PM (hjbxx)
---
Just Trump's obsession with Obama.

Posted by: Ben Rodes at January 13, 2020 07:19 PM (DuZls)

398 Queen is insisting on a transition period. Maybe she expects him to sour on this or for her to clean up her act. Queen did not let Sparkle skype this call to avoid eavesdroppers, and probably to exclude Sparkle.

As for unpopular royals hanging on, Camilla was and is unpopular, but there she is anyway.

Posted by: CN at January 13, 2020 07:19 PM (U7k5w)

399 Do an end-run, banjolele.


Or a hammered dulcimer and really confuse things.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2020 07:19 PM (yQpMk)

400 Hey everybody, again. Whew, my Japanglish is cured!

Here's the latest from Sabo on the Ballad of John and Yoko oops I mean Harry and Meggie.

https://tinyurl.com/tqhnf7p

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 07:19 PM (L2ZTs)

401 Screw the royals, I have less than zero use for them.
I would be a little different if they were somewhat better than us commoners, but they really aren't.
Happy accident of birth is all they have.
That gets no respect from me.

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at January 13, 2020 07:19 PM (w7KSn)

402 >>>Obama hated the Queen.

Obama hates all things European. Especially the British(colonialists).

Posted by: davidt at January 13, 2020 07:20 PM (l3+k2)

403 Harry should have paid attention to her family dynamics - how she has alienated everyone but her mom; how she treated her first husband and his family and realized she was bad news.

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 07:20 PM (a0IVu)

404 I wouldn't it it past Megan too have this in the back of her mind the whole time. The royals were probably everything she hates from the jump. She and her LA d-bag buddies made fun of them every time they were in the news I'll bet. Liberals destroy everything they touch and she wanted to poison them. Her friends are cheering her on.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 13, 2020 07:20 PM (8/eY3)

405 394: Margaret, Anne's her kid who does a lot of the "heavy lifting" as royal lifting goes.

Posted by: CN at January 13, 2020 07:20 PM (U7k5w)

406 Horseface does not quit !

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 07:20 PM (zr5Kq)

407 So being a royal is "not working for her."
--------

To be fair, it didn't work for the Moocher either. Living in the WH being such a burden.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 07:20 PM (CDGwz)

408 "Obama hated the Queen"

There can only be ONE!!!!!}

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 13, 2020 07:20 PM (AD3JT)

409 408 "Obama hated the Queen"

There can only be ONE!!!!!}

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 13, 2020 07:20 PM (AD3JT)

LMAO.

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 07:21 PM (a0IVu)

410 402 >>>Obama hated the Queen.

Obama hates all things European. Especially the British(colonialists).
Posted by: davidt at January 13, 2020 07:20 PM (l3+k2)

If I had to guess, I'd say all us lesser mortals are beneath contempt for that nancy ass, little Lord Fauntleroy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 07:21 PM (2B9A/)

411 How would she know?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January



She wouldn't do it someone else would.


Could do it on Maury

Chuck - you are not the father!
Major James Harrington - you are the father!

either him or web hubell

Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 07:21 PM (HALdu)

412 In other news, GO CLEMSON!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 07:21 PM (ptqGC)

413
Who was it in the Old Testament who gave up his inheritance for a bowl of grub?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 13, 2020 07:21 PM (pNxlR)

414 What is Christopher Lambert up to these days?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 07:21 PM (2B9A/)

415 To be fair, it didn't work for the Moocher either. Living in the WH being such a burden.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 07:20 PM (CDGwz)
---------

That awful house built by slaves. She suffered so.

Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2020 07:21 PM (/669Q)

416 I wonder what he does in his cuckshed when Paolo visits Buckingham Palace.

I bet he texts a homely, bucktoothed cocktail waitress about wanting to be a tampon.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 07:21 PM (Cqc07)

417 BREAKING NEWS: Bad news for Meghan?

She was just spotted crossing Abbey Road barefoot...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 07:22 PM (L2ZTs)

418 Markle got relentlessly trashed by the Brit press.. daily!
Even the USA tabloids dumped on her pretty good..

--

The British rags also did that for a looong while to Kate Middleton, after she married Wills. They, and the commenters, were always on her for wearing too much makeup, for never living up to Di's beauty and style. It was every day. She didn't pee her pants and want out. She didn't act like a child.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2020 07:22 PM (JoUsr)

419 She was just spotted crossing Abbey Road barefoot...


Check for monkey finger.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2020 07:22 PM (yQpMk)

420 My guess Meghan thinks she wasn't treated royally enough to suit her.

Posted by: davidt at January 13, 2020 07:22 PM (l3+k2)

421 Okay. Sparkle gave up her US citizenship Harry has a title that is meaningless in America. These two idiots and their poor child, are going to have to get green cards etc. to live and work here. Or, they are simply tourists. Extended stay perhaps, but tourists. Won't live here while Trump is president? Cool.
I cannot for the life of me understand all the spilled ink and drama over these two losers. They are unimportant. England can have the royal family. Good for them. Don't bring that shit here. Americans don't want it. The Kennedys were bad enough.
This is a distraction, sleight of hand, to get people focused away from much more important things. Like Iran maybe crumbling. Like the Ukraine grift scandals.

Ace. this stuff is best ignored, or maybe a once a day thread at most. Canada can have them and keep them.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 13, 2020 07:22 PM (Tt761)

422
She discovered that she had to work and act like she cared for orphans and poor people.
Posted by: Floridachick

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I think Diana's nutty beatification has something to do with it. Her memory is this glamorous Mother Teresa who did "cutting edge" activism on causes like AIDS and land mines "before they were popular" ("before" in the sense of "after").

I think Meghan thought she'd be out there in her designer hiking outfits soaking up love as she bestowed her royal presence on picturesque ruins and villages where she wouldn't actually have to (yuck) eat or bunk.

Urine-smelling places for old people and dingy children's hospitals weren't part of the plan.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 13, 2020 07:23 PM (M9ntN)

423 418: And Camilla is pretty despised as well.

Posted by: CN at January 13, 2020 07:23 PM (U7k5w)

424 Screw the royals, I have less than zero use for them.
I would be a little different if they were somewhat better than us commoners, but they really aren't.
Happy accident of birth is all they have.
That gets no respect from me.
Posted by: atilla the thrilla at January




This is not about the royal family it is about the woke whore being a woke whore

Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 07:23 PM (HALdu)

425
"Why Harry, it profits a man nothing to give his soul for the whole world [Matt. 16:26]. But for Sparkle?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 13, 2020 07:23 PM (pNxlR)

426 As if there weren't enough reasons Trump should be president for life.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 13, 2020 07:23 PM (puu6v)

427 Kate did a don't touch me thing to the prince on a vid not long ago. They're all the same. She just knows what side her bread is buttered on.

Posted by: dartist at January 13, 2020 07:23 PM (K22Va)

428 My guess Meghan thinks she wasn't treated royally enough to suit her.


That jelly is sweet.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2020 07:23 PM (yQpMk)

429 That awful house built by slaves. She suffered so.



Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2020 07:21 PM (/669Q)


And continues to suffer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 07:23 PM (ptqGC)

430 What have the Obamas done?
Well, their first Netflix project, a documentary, just got nominated for an Oscar. And Michelle's first book has been selling like gangbusters. Their media pals will make sure they succeed and make lots of money.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 07:23 PM (bDqIh)

431 I feel a bit sorry for Prince Harried but no sympathy at all for the Douchess.

Posted by: vivi at January 13, 2020 07:24 PM (11H2y)

432 Her sister Ann was trashy as well. She seems to be the only one who turned out well.
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How hard can it be, given their circumstances, to just be a decent, reasonably refined, well-behaved person?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 07:24 PM (CDGwz)

433
Sparkle gave up her US citizenship

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society

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Holy God I'd forgotten about that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 13, 2020 07:24 PM (M9ntN)

434 Did she give up her citizenship?



Make sure she does not get it back again

Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 07:24 PM (HALdu)

435 This is a globalist op. Especially with Emperor Fuckstick and Chewbacca pulling her strings.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2020 07:24 PM (hjbxx)

436 The British rags also did that for a looong while to Kate Middleton

************

That included a lady friend of mine, who every fucking day had to comment on how quick Katie was aging, her poor taste in clothes, yadda yadda yadda, and I always liked Katie so it pissed me off.

But finally with Woke Queen sucking the air out of the room she has strange new respect for Katie now.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 13, 2020 07:25 PM (+dsLj)

437 being a royal is "not working" for her

Is it ok if I pull a page from the Lewinsky era and despise everyone involved in this?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 13, 2020 07:25 PM (JCrfD)

438 PIERS MORGAN:
"Meghan and Harry haven't been criticised because of her colour but because she's a selfish social climber and he's a weak whiner - and by playing this despicable race card they have grossly libelled all of Britain"

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2020 07:25 PM (AfYvi)

439

Lawyer wife? Since when?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 13, 2020 07:18 PM (pNxlR)

She did have a bar license at one time.

So did Hillary Clinton.

So did Bill Clinton.

Posted by: rd at January 13, 2020 07:25 PM (+0uDE)

440 This is a globalist op. Especially with Emperor Fuckstick and Chewbacca pulling her strings.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January




that is my guess

Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 07:25 PM (HALdu)

441
As her father, who is something of a Royal Archie Bunker said of Princess Anne, "If it doesn't eat hay and fart, she doesn't won't anything to do with it."

Look up Prince Phillip's gaffes. They are a hoot.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 13, 2020 07:25 PM (rCwaK)

442 Advice to QEII, if any of your great grandsons want to marry a American get them removed from the will straight away.

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2020 07:26 PM (ZCEU2)

443 I feel a bit sorry for Prince Harried but no sympathy at all for the Douchess.




Why ? He got what he wanted. His brother tried to talk sense into him. He refused to listen.

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 07:26 PM (zr5Kq)

444 430
What have the Obamas done?
Well, their first Netflix project, a documentary, just got nominated for an Oscar.


And how many people watched it? How many read Mooch's book? Not bought it -- read it.

Posted by: pep at January 13, 2020 07:26 PM (T6t7i)

445 Douche and Douchess of Los Angeles it is, then!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 13, 2020 07:26 PM (Vy7tf)

446 Mike is cramming for the Canadian bar.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at January 13, 2020 07:26 PM (EgshT)

447 As for unpopular royals hanging on, Camilla was and is unpopular, but there she is anyway.
Posted by: CN at January 13, 2020 07:19 PM (U7k5w)

the magpie is making Camilla look like the pick of the litter

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 07:27 PM (cEsBM)

448 Do an end-run, banjolele.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 07:18 PM (CDGwz)

I have a stick dulcimer she actually talked me into buying at a fair. i try to torture her with it occasionally.

...and tbodie, I play them when I'm trying them out and she walks away. She a lousy groupie.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 13, 2020 07:27 PM (8/eY3)

449 Queen Elizabeth fought the Hun
Harry kisses Hun's butt.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2020 07:27 PM (AfYvi)

450 Is it ok if I pull a page from the Lewinsky era and despise everyone involved in this?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 13, 2020 07:25 PM (JCrfD)
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You have my permission.

Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2020 07:27 PM (/669Q)

451 You know, I noted early on that Obama was going to make Carter seem like Kissinger.

Megs is going to make Kim Kardashian seem like Jackie Kennedy.

Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 07:27 PM (HALdu)

452 The Fayeds are insanity-level rich, and that didn't stop them from having a bad time.

I really don't think these kids understood what they were getting into.

Posted by: trev006 at January 13, 2020 07:27 PM (0HpOW)

453 337 Pussy whipped.
Posted by: CMU VET at January 13, 2020 07:12 PM (SqnIg)

It's as big as a house.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 07:27 PM (PoHZ6)

454 Sparkle gave up her US citizenship

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society

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And served falafel in a madrasa. (or whatever she was doing there)

Posted by: Likas Papaya Soap at January 13, 2020 07:27 PM (1g7ch)

455
Princess Margaret, IIRC, went wild during her first visit to the US in Hollywood. Drugs and sex.

They wouldn't let her come back for years after that. And when they finally did, it was during the time when John Travolta was a big thing, and Margaret was all over him.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 13, 2020 07:27 PM (rCwaK)

456 There better be an Elbows Thread for the effin National Championship or I will be polluting whatever thread there is with my drunken raving.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2020 07:27 PM (yQpMk)

457 431 I feel a bit sorry for Prince Harried but no sympathy at all for the Douchess.

Posted by: vivi at January 13, 2020 07:24 PM (11H2y)

I don't feel sorry for him. He's allowing all this to happen. She's a controlling bitch and he's happy to be control....until he's not.

Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 07:28 PM (cF8AT)

458 Kim Kardashian is not stupid.

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 07:28 PM (zr5Kq)

459 > Their media pals will make sure they succeed and make lots of money.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 07:23 PM (bDqIh)

and this is the same guy who said 'at some point, you've made enough money'

Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 07:28 PM (iTXRQ)

460 OT: is anyone else getting a picture of Amy Farrah Fowler and her enormous bazooms in a Star Trek shirt? I assume they aren't really hers.

Posted by: pep at January 13, 2020 07:28 PM (T6t7i)

461 I thought that it was in the Constitution that one could NOT have a foreign title AND remain a US citizen. Since it has been a long time since I studied the Constitution, did I misunderstand or was something changed?

If nothing changed, the Duchess of Sussex is o longer a US citizen (nor is her son) and the Sussex family would have to apply for Visas to live and work here.

Posted by: March Hare at January 13, 2020 07:28 PM (81x1b)

462 the magpie is making Camilla look like the pick of the litter

lol

Posted by: dartist at January 13, 2020 07:28 PM (K22Va)

463 What dem scrunt is on with that scrunt martha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 07:28 PM (cEsBM)

464 My guess is the Royals stretching it out a bit to keep young Henry away from his captor as long as possible.

All of Woko Ono's celebrity friends are ditching them faster than the speed of light. (Serena William's husband's Tweets today are priceless) Oprah denies advising them, as do the Obama's. Gayle King denies any pending interviews.

First thing out of the gate is William and Harry both strongly denying any bullying on William's part. Home Secretary (who is female and ethnically some flavor of minority) saying she doesn't see any racial animosity.

Their Royal Highnesses had already begun to be booed in public before all this even happened; they are done in the UK. I doubt Woko Ono ever steps foot in England again.

Harry has one more official engagement on Thursday. If the rugby folk boo him without her, he's also done for.

The think the Royals are playing a long game, though. I do think they're going to be relieved of the HRHs, and I also think they have been separated for awhile, and this may be a way of stalling for time til they officially announce the divorce. I'm guessing they want them to at least hit the 2 year mark, given the amount of public money that has been spent on the wedding and restoration of a house they have never lived in. Which incidentally overlooked Wallis Simpson's grave, too funny, especially after the car she road in to the wedding ceremony is said to be the same one Wallis Simpson used to get to her husband's funeral. Someone in the Firm has a wicked sense of humor, and I bet it's Prince Phillip or one of his staff.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 13, 2020 07:28 PM (gDzJI)

465 the magpie is making Camilla look like the pick of the litter
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 07:27 PM (cEsBM)

On some level, Camilla must be pleased about this. But she is an example of weathering the hatred of the Brits and remaining in the job anyway. Meghan should have consulted her instead of Michelle and Brooke Shields rather that Oprah or Beyonce

Posted by: CN at January 13, 2020 07:29 PM (U7k5w)

466 With this doofus harry, I'm pretty much off the hook! Glad the little bastard isn't mine.

Posted by: prince chuck at January 13, 2020 07:29 PM (/LQkF)

467 ''This is a globalist op. Especially with Emperor Fuckstick and Chewbacca pulling her strings.''

You bet it is. Probably planed all the time. I doubt it will work out very well for Harry though and it will be no skin off the JEF's or Mooch's huge ass.

Posted by: Tuna at January 13, 2020 07:29 PM (RueoN)

468 She did have a bar license at one time.

So did Hillary Clinton.

So did Bill Clinton.
Posted by: rd
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I still have a bar license.

Posted by: Donkey Chompers at January 13, 2020 07:29 PM (xSo9G)

469 Has a royal ever been a fluffer in a porn movie?

I mean, besides Prince William.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 13, 2020 07:29 PM (1YX6n)

470 I cannot think of two more inconsequential people at the moment, so I will file this under Shit Not Given.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 13, 2020 07:29 PM (pYsYa)

471 In horrific news, a father and his two children were swept out to sea. The father managed to make it back to shore. His daughter could not be revived and his son is still missing.

That is fucking horrible.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 07:29 PM (2B9A/)

472 445 Douche and Douchess of Los Angeles it is, then!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 13, 2020 07:26 PM (Vy7tf)

I laughed!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 13, 2020 07:29 PM (8/eY3)

473 Ace. this stuff is best ignored, or maybe a once a day thread at most. Canada can have them and keep them.

Giving advice to the host on what to comment about always ends well. Go with that.

Also we have many Canadians in the HQ, not to mention the immigrants from Commonwealth countries.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 13, 2020 07:29 PM (ykYG2)

474 And we are supposed to love Mother Gaia? Mother Gaia is a cold, heartless bitch who wants to kill us. We need to break her to our will.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 07:29 PM (2B9A/)

475 WTF FOX has nancy pelosis's daughter on?

WTF?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 07:30 PM (cEsBM)

476 Imagine Markle mounting Big Mike while Harry has to watch.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 07:30 PM (6GObB)

477 >> Woko Ono's

Bravo, Tammy, bravo. Well done.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 13, 2020 07:30 PM (rCwaK)

478 Fuzzy-wuzzy was a royal worm. Fuzzy-wuzzy slithered to the middle of the road. An auto rolled over and cut off Fuzzy-wuzzy's tail. Fuzzy-wuzzy turned back to fetch his tail, and another auto cut off his head.

Moral: Don't loose your head over a piece of tail.

It wouldn't surprise me one buckingham bit that this scheming gold-dig witch scripted it all out to this point. Either way Harry moves, he's cucked, and she will cash out from one of the richest tables in the history of the world as a real life princess employed by Disney World.

"She thinks, 'It's not working for me??' HAHAHAHA Oh, yes. It is.

Posted by: Tre Liberty Blood Patriots at January 13, 2020 07:30 PM (4ceyg)

479 The bitch's family may be rich but the aren't Queen of England rich.

I want to know what Katie Hopkins has to say

Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2020 07:31 PM (tEVlJ)

480 If nothing changed, the Duchess of Sussex is o longer a US citizen (nor is her son) and the Sussex family would have to apply for Visas to live and work here.
Posted by: March Hare at January 13, 2020 07:28 PM (81x1b)

I think Meghan did not renounce, and was not pressured to do so, she never became a Brit, and so I suspect Archie is a US citizen by birth

Posted by: CN at January 13, 2020 07:31 PM (U7k5w)

481 cannot think of two more inconsequential people at the moment,

==


Slice of life, my friend. Slice of life.

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 07:32 PM (zr5Kq)

482 >>And how many people watched it? How many read Mooch's book? Not bought it -- read it.


Does it matter? They are now budding media moguls, and unless/until current entertainment media industry structure crumbles*, they will be successful. They're making movies, they're selling books, they're getting awards, they're fully installed in celebrity culture.


*Or if the coup plotters are prosecuted, up to and including Barack

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 07:32 PM (bDqIh)

483 My hope is that, in a few years, King Charles gets in touch with the little ginger mama's boy and says "now you see why I kicked your mother's high maintenance ass out of the castle. Cut this one loose, come home, and marry one of the local blonde floozies you used to sport with. They'll be ready for our British tabloids"

Posted by: Downcast at January 13, 2020 07:32 PM (1PYHw)

484 WTF FOX has nancy pelosis's daughter on?

WTF?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 07:30 PM (cEsBM)



Just to remind us that Nanzi Pelosi cut Trump's head clean off and he doesn't even know it yet.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 13, 2020 07:32 PM (1g7ch)

485 ither way Harry moves, he's cucked, and she will cash out from one of the richest tables in the history of the world as a real life princess employed by Disney World.

"She thinks, 'It's not working for me??' HAHAHAHA Oh, yes. It is.
Posted by: Tre Liberty Blood Patriots at J



No, if Harry does the mexit thing and says I love my family and my country and I am staying here he is the mot popular royal ever.

Doesn't have say over where the kid goes?

Not much megs can do if she is a subject.

Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 07:32 PM (HALdu)

486 The Royals still don't get what they are up against. Cutting off Harry doesn't bother Megan. She's going to make hundreds of millions in Hollywood, and Harry gets to tag along until he whines one too many times.


Then he gets to understand the full joys of a California divorce and "community property". Hope he has a pre-nup. Either way, she wins big. The Royal family is going to be wrestling with her for decades. My advice is "get good lawyers and turn them loose". Now, before she makes her fuck-you money.

Posted by: The Duchess Is In!" Megan Markle Reality TV Show at January 13, 2020 07:33 PM (NVYyb)

487 OK, football awaits. BBL


Geaux Tigers.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 13, 2020 07:34 PM (HaL55)

488 475
WTF FOX has nancy pelosis's daughter on?

Getting worse. Cavuto had Reggie Love on.

Posted by: dartist at January 13, 2020 07:34 PM (K22Va)

489 Trump Rally January 30 at Drake University in Des Moines IA

Posted by: rd at January 13, 2020 07:34 PM (+0uDE)

490 Douche and Douchess...that is teh awesome!

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2020 07:35 PM (JoUsr)

491 can't wait to see the deepfake where harry sits in the corner while his wife gets pounded by 3 dudes

Posted by: grease nuts at January 13, 2020 07:35 PM (HVMmF)

492 Someone should tell Harry that no matter how good that mulatto p*ssy is, it's not worth abandoning his family.

Posted by: Arlen at January 13, 2020 07:35 PM (AA9Rw)

493 All you have to do is rehearse your lines and hit your marks to be a royal. Boring job but it pays well. There really isn't much room for method acting.Everything is choreographed. I could see myself chomping at the bit to get out.

The big difference is, if I left, I would leave on good terms and would have cut myself off from the money and trappings I did like.

There's no partially in, in this game.




Posted by: Groundhog at January 13, 2020 07:35 PM (VYwSh)

494 Very interesting to learn how deeply involved white hating, British hating, family Wookie Butts are.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2020 07:35 PM (AfYvi)

495 bth
Just a comment. This is Ace's house and he does what he does. I'm just out of fucks to give about it.
Looked all over the house, in the car, even the garage. None to be found.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 13, 2020 07:36 PM (Tt761)

496 483: He was sleeping with another woman, Camilla, nearly the entire time he was married to Diana. Charles was no saint, and unlike Meghan, Diana was a teenager when Charles married her for a brood mare

Posted by: CN at January 13, 2020 07:36 PM (U7k5w)

497 Imagine Markle mounting Big Mike while Harry has to watch.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 07:30 PM (6GObB)

Imagine Big Mike, Barack Mugabe and Harry air-locking Markle while the camera whirrs.........and Soros watches.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 13, 2020 07:36 PM (Z+IKu)

498 482
>>And how many people watched it? How many read Mooch's book? Not bought it -- read it.


Does it matter?


In the sense that I asked the question, yes it does. If the ex-royals think they'll get the same deal as the cannot-be-allowed-to-fail Obamas, they're in for a rude awakening.

Posted by: pep at January 13, 2020 07:36 PM (T6t7i)

499 I just don't get it, the only thing remarkable about Harry and his wife are that they are royal, they do not want to be royal and yet their entire brand is going to be built on them being royal.


It's banana sandwhiches I tell ya.

Posted by: Larry Vaughn at January 13, 2020 07:36 PM (15RR/)

500 McGurkle is the pick of the cat litter.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 07:36 PM (Cqc07)

501 Do not watch Fox. Do not watch Bret Baier or whatshername, the blond chick on at 7 PM. Watch Fox Business, or OAN. Until Tucker comes on (unless he's up against college football).

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 13, 2020 07:36 PM (NVYyb)

502 Did she give up her citizenship?

Make sure she does not get it back again
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 07:24 PM (HALdu)

This is probably the real reason why she won't come back until Trump's gone. A Democrat president would rubber stamp her return to the US, while Trump is likely to be a bit more, shall we say, reticent.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 13, 2020 07:36 PM (nu45M)

503
Shaun White is "Talcum X".

Prince Charles is "Tampon X".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 13, 2020 07:36 PM (pNxlR)

504 Harry can hang out with his good buddy Barky now.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2020 07:37 PM (tEVlJ)

505 I can tell you what they lost



they lost me as a customer ( a whole lot of others)

Posted by: AltonJackson


Yep, I never watched Netflix but my husband did, a lot. That was the last straw for him. I was shocked he gave it up, but no way was he giving any of his $$$ to TFG.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 13, 2020 07:37 PM (RfzVr)

506

A drake is a kind of duck.
And also a cake.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 07:38 PM (XCHfW)

507
Watching MSNBC right now.

Biden has the coveted John Kerry endorsement.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 13, 2020 07:38 PM (M9ntN)

508 Outing Harry for not being chuck's kid.

Harry looks like a cross between his maternal uncle, his father, and Prince Phillip. I have never understood why anyone doesn't see that, especially as he ages.

He has got Charles' small, close-set eyes and large phallic like nose.

All of Diana's siblings were are redheads.

There are many pictures of Prince Phillip as a much younger man with a beard, and he is a dead ringer for Harry.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 13, 2020 07:38 PM (gDzJI)

509 There's no partially in, in this game.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 13, 2020 07:35 PM (VYwSh)


There's a line in there somewhere. Gay or Hetero. Can't decide.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 13, 2020 07:38 PM (8/eY3)

510 "I think Mackerel has peaked. Unless she manages to become the next Kim Kardashian, which rich idiot is going to take up with her?"

Diana found someone, so will she. Several someones.

Posted by: PG at January 13, 2020 07:39 PM (Tt75g)

511 This sounds like the backstory to a sitcom.

"A foreign prince marries an American woman and renounces his royal lifestyle. Once in America, she divorces him. Now he has to make it as a commoner and a single father."

So, what job should Harry get? I vote for bail bondsman.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 13, 2020 07:39 PM (SgjGX)

512 is anyone else getting a picture of Amy Farrah Fowler and her enormous
bazooms in a Star Trek shirt? I assume they aren't really hers.


If she paid for them, they're hers.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 13, 2020 07:39 PM (gauLa)

513 >>Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 13, 2020 07:28 PM


Hoo-boy, hadn't heard about a lot of that stuff, Tami!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 07:39 PM (bDqIh)

514 508: Yep, and if he wasn't it would have been discovered via the amniocentesis she has both times. If Harry was somebody else's the palace would have made sure she fell down a flight of stairs or off a horse.

Posted by: CN at January 13, 2020 07:39 PM (U7k5w)

515 That was the last straw for him. I was shocked he gave it up, but no way was he giving any of his $$$ to TFG.

It was homo Jesus movie that was the last straw for us. My brother canceled and really don't miss it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2020 07:40 PM (KZzsI)

516 So, what job should Harry get? I vote for bail bondsman.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile


Traffic helicopter pilot.

Posted by: pep at January 13, 2020 07:40 PM (T6t7i)

517 so is he giving up his titles, abdicating for the woman he loves?

Posted by: mjc at January 13, 2020 07:40 PM (Pg+x7)

518 The royal family exists as the source for the legitimate "sovereign' embodied in a king or queen. QE II is the head of state but not head of government so to some extent you do not see the Brits reject patriotism (except maybe those wanting a republic) out of hand. In a way, it creates a sort of stability when parliamentary regimes muck up governing and gives the civil service and military a living, breathing, symbol to be loyal to. Thus, floating above the political fights of the day and retaining the ability to grant honors/recognition to services done for country and government, the monarch in a constitutional democracy serves as a focus for unity rather than partisanship. Partisanship is left to government and pol. parties to sort out. It can work if done well. It has worked for them longer than the U.S. has been a country so potshots at them is not really smart. By their demographics and unified government compared to ours, they might very well outlast us as a united country.

In the U.S., patriotism has become embodied in public mind as what the Republicans want as they are the de facto party of Heritage Americans wanting to preserve and value the past.

Thus, as the Dems move left, you get Tulsi badmouthing the president in uniform, Dems trashing and disrespecting the flag and Constitution, Obama's cavalier and disdainful treatment of the military, etc. and the permanent civil service giving their loyalty to Dem presidents while snubbing and undermining Republican ones.

Democrats equate patriotism with supporting Dem initiatives and stopping/insulting Republican ones as a result. This is one of the classic complaints of unbounded partisanship and faction as eventually the loser(s) seeks out foreign aid to defeat its domestic enemy party leading to fall of the state in short order usually.

The usual fall of republics comes from within rather than without--part of the reason that the Third Republic fell is that the left and right hated each other so much that the right was willing to let Germany win to suppress the left and the left was willing to support Stalin's wants rather than their own country's desires.

Some countries, like Germany, have substituted a role of a President for a king. But, due to inevitable partisanship and ambition to get the office, I'm afraid that these don't serve nearly the purpose for country unification.

Posted by: whig at January 13, 2020 07:40 PM (EUDB2)

519 ... if so, what a dope.

Posted by: mjc at January 13, 2020 07:41 PM (Pg+x7)

520 "A foreign prince marries an American woman and renounces his royal
lifestyle. Once in America, she divorces him. Now he has to make it as a
commoner and a single father."



So, what job should Harry get? I vote for bail bondsman.


On Fox in the Fall "Who Wants to Marry a Former Prince."

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 13, 2020 07:41 PM (gauLa)

521 Sparkle Duchess is the one that needed to do something, Ginger can always go back, beg forgiveness, and be royal again.

Meghan needs to be special, all actresses want to be special, and sitting in some cottage in the middle of nowhere with no acting gig in sight is decidedly not special, not in a Meryl Streep special type of way. So, she drags knuckle head to Canada, where she hopes to get a few one offs and cameo stints before landing the big one! He'll be wanking off behind the log cabin and wandering what the fuck is he doing here.

I give it a year and half...

Posted by: Boswell at January 13, 2020 07:41 PM (32YRo)

522 Feel sorry for the baby. He's not going to have a good life.

Posted by: Tuna at January 13, 2020 07:42 PM (RueoN)

523 Nood stuff upstairs.

Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2020 07:43 PM (4RRDi)

524 How long before Harry gets cucked?

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 13, 2020 07:43 PM (nu45M)

525 Ok, Murdoch Mysteries has gone gay.

And I watched a new episode of Brokenwood Mysteries today. Same....

It's everywhere!





Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 07:43 PM (cF8AT)

526 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 13, 2020 07:43 PM (zlgJP)

527 So, what job should Harry get? I vote for bail bondsman.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 13, 2020 07:39 PM (SgjGX)


Skip tracers are tough.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2020 07:43 PM (AfYvi)

528 Feel sorry for the baby. He's not going to have a good life.
Posted by: Tuna at January 13, 2020 07:42 PM (RueoN)


Running the best damn meth lab in the trailer park is a good gig.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 13, 2020 07:43 PM (1g7ch)

529 On Fox in the Fall "Who Wants to Marry a Former Prince."
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 13, 2020 07:41 PM (gauLa)

Not even King Edward, who did abdicate, lost the Prince title, or the HRH.

Posted by: CN at January 13, 2020 07:44 PM (U7k5w)

530 Not much megs can do if she is a subject.
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 07:32 PM (HALdu)

I doubt she'd even care; he's just a prop to her. And he might not even be hers.

Pretty sure it's Harry's or they'd have told her to get fucked, but most people think she used a surrogate. (I tend to agree with that, since she strikes me as the type who wouldn't want to ruin her figure)

A lot of people think she is older than she says, and that her eggs are past the expiration date, so there may have been an egg donor in addition to a surrogate.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at January 13, 2020 07:44 PM (gDzJI)

531 All the Canucks have to tithe to support the security for the happy couple.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2020 07:44 PM (tEVlJ)

532 The Fall of Harry in six photos:
https://twitter.com/michellemalkin/status/
1216779905326694400

Posted by: andycanuck at January 13, 2020 07:45 PM (Um4+1)

533 Wrex and Markle

https://tinyurl.com/t5zam6k

I thought it was snark ...

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 13, 2020 07:46 PM (XzVUd)

534 Strip the bitch of her title, and make harry a limo driver for the actual royals.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 13, 2020 07:46 PM (9Om/r)

535 He's a wimp and she's a low class social climber...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2020 06:40 PM (6XlcD)

Not low class, guttersnipe. And a Hollyweird skank.

Posted by: Grannymimi at January 13, 2020 07:46 PM (u5LFV)

536 Not even King Edward, who did abdicate, lost the Prince title, or the HRH.
Posted by: CN at January 13, 2020 07:44 PM (U7k5w)

His brother went easy on him.

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 07:48 PM (a4qVe)

537 Poontang always wins, - for the duration.

Posted by: Fritz at January 13, 2020 07:56 PM (ATCV4)

538 Henry VIII had days like this
Yeah! And he solved the problem with the headsman's axe. Good man..

Posted by: Grannymimi at January 13, 2020 08:02 PM (u5LFV)

539 Or if the coup plotters are prosecuted, up to and including Barack

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 07:32 PM (bDqIh)

********

I feel comfortable saying that Preznit Urkel will never be prosecuted

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 13, 2020 08:06 PM (flINI)

540 Trump and Melania at the opening ceremony for the CFP!

Posted by: Jen the original at January 13, 2020 08:09 PM (6wO7K)

541 This sounds like spin from the royals, trying to blame it all on the foreign interloper.

Don't get me wrong; I think she's largely to blame. But this c*cked-out, tucked-under weakling is a cringing little pissant and shouldn't be let off the hook. -Ace-


I dunno. Pussy makes a man do stupid things.
There was a time when I thought that he's the only one in that lineage worthy of king. His military experience, for example.
Cucked out and tucked under might be a little strong, but on the other hand a man can't be cucked without a woman there to do it to him, so...

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 13, 2020 08:10 PM (z79tQ)

542 53
He married a girl just like dear old mom.



And he seems to have the same amount of balls and brains as his dad.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 13, 2020 06:40 PM (LWu6U)
Leave James Hewitt out of this.

Posted by: Helen at January 13, 2020 08:18 PM (Yfb8C)

543 Look, here's my plan:

1) The Queen adopts me. I'm a pretty smart cool dude.

2) She gives me some small castle for me and my family to live in. And maybe, say, $250k a year. I know, I fucking work CHEAP son.

2) I do all the shit Megan and Harry won't do. Happily. With a smile plastered on my face. Queen wants me to wash her carriage? Fuck me, I'll shine that bitch up nice. Mow the lawn at Buckingham palace? No problemo! Whatever they need. Charity? I will wade right in the shit brother, no worries. Any country on earth, I'm there out hustling everyone. And I will never, ever, embarrass the royal family. No drinking, no drugs, no cheating on the wife, no embarrassing twitter or Facebook stuff. I'll stay 100% clear of politics. Brexit? What's that? Paparazzi? Have at it! I got nothing to hide. I will be man of the people - they will love me.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 13, 2020 08:47 PM (+DS2f)

544 She thinks, 'It's not working for me.'

She needs a good shot of grow the fuck up.

Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2020 08:52 PM (Ibwur)

545 >>>Apparently the spin in the leftwing British press (maybe sourced to Meghan and Harry) is that the #WokeDuchess wants to leave because she's been treated in a "racist" fashion.



what a fucking surprise. impossible to predict. never saw that one coming. same thing as when Ring caught video of my truck being burgled.

Posted by: x at January 13, 2020 08:53 PM (nFwvY)

546 Just two kids with a castle, a prince's salary, Hollywood royalties and a crazy dream of lecturing working people on two continents. *sniff*

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 13, 2020 10:15 PM (Ndje9)

547 If he wasn't a royal would she have married him?
If he knew that she would say they were raising their kid gender neutral, would he have married her?

Posted by: MikeN at January 13, 2020 10:51 PM (o/eHL)

548 If he is smart (BIG IF) he'd dump the gold digger and keep custody of the kid. No way any Brit court will let a royal baby leave. Send her ass packing back to LA.

Otherwise he is persona non grata. And they'll stick to it. Look at the Queen's uncle.

Harry: once your 15 minutes of fame is up, you'll be pimping out Markle for food money.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 13, 2020 11:17 PM (QMwOT)

549 Harry himself states that it is a creation of a new role in the institution of the Royal family to be based in the US with Harry reporting regularly to the Queen.
This was planned, what was not planned was Harry telling everybody the nature of his move and that is to run the family business through the secret squirrels in the US for the Royals because they let Trump in.
The majority of the US presidents have been related to the Royals and now they will have the Prince as the public face running the US behind the scenes as the Royal run the UK behind the scenes.

Posted by: martus at January 14, 2020 03:19 AM (ivI4T)

550 There is an important factor in Harry's calculations: Archie. Meghan is strongly implying that she will fight for custody of their son in Canadian and American courts. The laws in both countries favor the mother over the father especially for very young children. So what would you do, if your estranged wife had physical custody of your son and was threatening to take him away?

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at January 14, 2020 06:13 AM (hrHLc)

551 There is an important factor in Harry's
calculations: Archie. Meghan is strongly implying that she will fight
for custody of their son in Canadian and American courts. The laws in
both countries favor the mother over the father especially for very
young children. So what would you do, if your estranged wife had
physical custody of your son and was threatening to take him away?


Posted by: Nikola's Notion at January 14, 2020 06:13 AM (hrHLc)
I believe there is a law in GB that the monarch has custody of all direct line royal children even if she (in this case) allows those children to stay with their parents. Since MM thinks the US is icky while Trump is President, the US courts likely will not enter into it.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 14, 2020 08:32 AM (nAiE/)

552 That little broke-dick turd never had set of balls to begin with, the little mommy's boy just wanted a mommy-type he could stick it to.

Posted by: John at January 14, 2020 09:49 AM (UoqLK)

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