Clinton Lawyer and Kavanaugh Smear-Whisperer Max Stier Worked With the Washington Post Since 2016, But Forgot to Mention the Brett Kavanaugh Smears Until Democrats Needed Them in 2018



More: It turns out that Robin Pogrebin wrote the promotional tweet for her promotional article/smear promoting her book that has all the #Woke brigades up in arms.

The left is acting like this is the big scandal here -- not that this article fails to mention that the alleged victim denies any memory of this farcical allegation (which, as far as I can tell, was actually made by Clinton lawyer Max Stier, who claims he "heard" things).

This is the scandal, they're saying: that the tweet used to promote this story said something about penises being harmless. To wit:

Having a penis thrust in your face at a drunken dorm party may seem like harmless fun. But when Brett Kavanaugh did it to her, Deborah Ramirez says, it confirmed that she didnít belong at Yale in the first place.

Well, that's, whatever, not a terrific sentence but on the other hand, who cares?

I kind of think the deliberate omission of key information while making a smear for personal economic gain was the bigger sin, but that's just me.

And now, this guy now alleges that the co-author of this article, and the co-author of the book the article is intended to serve as puffery for, wrote this tweet her very own self:



This really puts lie to the claim of "multiple layers of painstaking fact-checking and editorial oversight," doesn't it? Just handing out the Times' twitter keys to any flunkie with an agenda and book to promote?

A friend says it's as if the New York Times just gave her the keys to the car and said, "Keep it under 90 and top off the tank when you're done, huh?"

I'm thinking that there was no editor involved, not really, in the original article. I'm thinking this pair just turned in their article and it went to press with almost no checking at all.

It gets worse: Phil Kerpen is bumping this old find from November 2018.

It turns out this same Robin Pobrebin tried to "force feed" a quote to a Ramirez friend, trying to contrive some (spurious, journalist-invented) corroboration for her "recovered memories."

The exact text is below, but here's my take:

The friend says "I know nothing of this and I haven't spoken to Ramirez in a long time. She's political, and I'm not."

So this "reporter," desperate to find or create any corroboration for Ramirez's claim, floats this idea: How about saying that after this incident, she became very very political? As in, wink-wink, something must have happened to drastically change her personality.

And what could that something be, besides Brett Kavanaugh's Baleful Pud of Despair?

The woman declined to repeat the lines this "reporter" had pre-written for her:





Can't wait for this newest "journalistic" endeavor.

I think we all assume that the practice of quote-fishing -- "Could you say x for me? It would rilly rilly help" -- is pretty much 90% of "journalism" today. They don't find witnesses; they cast them, and have them repeat pre-written lines that will forward the plot.

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1 Nothing to see here, comrades move along!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 08:06 PM (BiNEL)

2 First!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 08:06 PM (FiUMj)

3 Awww come on.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 08:06 PM (FiUMj)

4 Journalism isn't even a profession anymore - its just paid High School.

Posted by: Boswell at September 16, 2019 08:10 PM (32YRo)

5 I feel like all the Kavanaugh attacks are truthful, therefore I am immune from criticism, or being sued for libel/slander!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 08:10 PM (BiNEL)

6 A friend says it's as if the New York Times just gave her the keys to
the car and said, "Keep it under 90 and top off the tank when you're
done, huh?"

You fucked up. You trusted us./progs

Posted by: GWB at September 16, 2019 08:10 PM (mRtYs)

7 Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 08:06 PM (FiUMj)

Win some, lose some!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 08:11 PM (BiNEL)

8 Just handing out the Times' twitter keys to any flunkie with an agenda and book to promote?

AH Lloyd and Anna Puma, call your agents! Here's free advertising for your work. And it's less fictional than the bullshit the NYT spews out

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 08:11 PM (ykYG2)

9 But remember, it's TRUMP who's coarsening political discourse in the US of A.

This divorce is gonna be uuuuugly.

Posted by: DocJ at September 16, 2019 08:11 PM (ejdGR)

10 These people need to be nowhere near an international paper of any merit - but, hey, The NY Times, sure, no problem!

Posted by: Boswell at September 16, 2019 08:12 PM (32YRo)

11 oh btw, Bolton has a "dishy" book he wants to promote too.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 08:12 PM (ykYG2)

12 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 16, 2019 08:12 PM (arJlL)

13 Okay ya bastards
I was told that Ace his own self was naked in here. What the fuck? Where? I see NO naked ewok. Don't make me cut a bitch. I am totally razors edge here.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 08:12 PM (myjNJ)

14 Comrade I need you to aid me in attacking soon to be non-person 957....
//Winston Smith, Ministry of Truth

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 08:12 PM (xbWHd)

15 Where in fuck is my shocked face?

Anyone?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2019 08:12 PM (3H9h1)

16 Just waiting until its revealed those two writers worked for Obama, lived with Obama employees, or were volunteers for Hillary and attended her Election Night Victory Party with Andrew Weissman

Posted by: Andrew Yang at September 16, 2019 08:12 PM (NVYyb)

17 Vile, vile, vile people.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 08:13 PM (H8QX8)

18 This sort of BS would get someone kicked off a high school newspaper.

But hey, it's time for a recycled target for today's Two Minutes Hate so it's totes cool with The Paper Of Record(tm).

Posted by: DocJ at September 16, 2019 08:13 PM (ejdGR)

19 Pogrebin and Kelly gotta eat too, you know. Hoping to $ell more book$ with the controver$y. Who care$ if Kavanaugh and hi$ family are put though the wringer again? There'$ money to be made!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 16, 2019 08:14 PM (COzlW)

20 I am totally razors edge here.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 08:12 PM (myjNJ)
-----
Is it stylishly rusted?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 16, 2019 08:14 PM (iB1oa)

21 AND TRUMP SAID DOODY.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 08:14 PM (ykYG2)

22 Democracy dies smothered in MSM bullshit.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 08:14 PM (NWiLs)

23 I saw Brett Kavanaugh nakedly harassing Joe Biden at a pool.

Posted by: Corn Pop at September 16, 2019 08:14 PM (a4EWo)

24 Do these people leave a slime trail at their cocktail parties?

Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2019 08:14 PM (cF8AT)

25 This won't halt until the smeared develop a painful strategic response. In fact, expect this to accelerate. I can't imagine all these stupid fucking attorneys can't return serve to the Proggie Press.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at September 16, 2019 08:15 PM (Jj+59)

26 My review of this book:
four front doors!

Posted by: Christine Blasey-Ford at September 16, 2019 08:15 PM (COzlW)

27 "House Judiciary chairman signals impeachment calls against Kavanaugh are premature."

That's too bad. I was hoping they'd really get their freak on. But I suppose there's still the possibility that loonier heads will prevail.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 16, 2019 08:15 PM (hjaPQ)

28 Smear campaign? Heck, this is an outbreak of hebephrenia!

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 08:16 PM (Q3dyo)

29 These 'guys' are like mean girls who didn't get asked to the prom by the football team. They are playing with fire and don't realize how high a helicopter can hover.

Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2019 08:16 PM (UUkQp)

30 I saw Baleful Pud of Despair open for The Faint at #s in 2000.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 08:16 PM (ykYG2)

31 Deborah Ramirez says, it confirmed that she didn't belong at Yale in the first place.

If she got in on the basis of affirmative action, then she's absolutely right in thinking that she didn't belong there in the first place.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 08:16 PM (zmxYi)

Women's March Cuts Ties With Three Founding Members Accused of Anti-Semitism

Credibly accused.


The Womenís March is cutting ties with three inaugural board members who have been dogged by accusations of anti-Semitism, infighting and financial mismanagement ó controversies some say have slowed the organizationís progress and diminished its impact.

Co-Chairs Bob Bland, Tamika Mallory and Linda Sarsour stepped down from the board July 15, though the organization has been slow to announce their departures. The Womenís March website continued to host their photos and titles as co-chairs through this week, when the group announced the board turnover.

Reminder: Communist Bernie Sanders, who honeymooned in the Soviet Union, so much did he love that particular antisemitic tyranny, recently tapped Linda Sarsour to be a national spokesbigot.

Background on these antisemites here, by John Sexton.

Well, I'm sure now that they have these terrorist-sympathizers, racists, and antisemites out, it'll be smooth sailing for the Women's March from here on out.

Oh wait, breaking:

New Womenís March Board Member: US Military And ISIS Terrorists Are 'Comparably Evil'

A new board member for the left-wing activist group Women's March has repeatedly compared the U.S. and Israeli militaries to the terrorist groups ISIS and Al Qaeda.

...

She justified boycotting "Wonder Woman" in 2017 because lead actress Gail Gadot served in the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF), writing on Facebook and Twitter: "I similarly would not watch a movie where the lead actor or actress were proud of their participation in the US military, ISIS, or Al Qaeda."

"Don't guess, Iíll just tell you, I believe all of them are comparably evil," she added.

Um, no, you boycotted because she's a Jew.

By the way, this specimen is a high-ranking toad at CAIR. So, perfect.


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1 Last!

Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2019 07:14 PM (FhXTo)

2 Corgis called

Posted by: Josephistan at September 16, 2019 07:21 PM (Izzlo)

3 this is the under boob post?

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 07:21 PM (a0IVu)

4 We should have CAIR declared a terrorist organization.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 16, 2019 07:22 PM (HaL55)

5 The only "Woman's March" I want to see is the roll call at the nearest strip club.

Holla for a Dolla........

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 16, 2019 07:22 PM (Z+IKu)

6 sweaty smelly undernood

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 07:23 PM (ykYG2)

7 Time, she is relative....

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 07:23 PM (90T4r)

8 The Undernood is wher cell phones and cash is stashed.... on sweltering summer days... in convenience stores....

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 07:26 PM (90T4r)

9 US military, ISIS, or Al Qaeda."

"Don't guess, I'll just tell you, I believe all of them are comparably evil," she added.

Everything I said about Omar in the last thread should be applied to this raving bitch also.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:26 PM (myjNJ)

10 I thought Jew hatred was a prerequisite for these types of groups.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 07:26 PM (NWiLs)

11 Hmmm, they weren't Anti-Semetic enough?

Posted by: socalcon at September 16, 2019 07:27 PM (Roy2Z)

12 Is this the Real Thread? Or just a fantasy??

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 07:27 PM (90T4r)

13 recently tapped Linda Sarsour


Phrasing?

Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 07:27 PM (786Ro)

14 Top 20-ish!

Posted by: Norman Spiny at September 16, 2019 07:27 PM (mYyxr)

15 Real quality people in that organization.
Real quality.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 16, 2019 07:28 PM (aS1PU)

16 Should be no problem to replace Sarsour with a Professional Muslim Activist woman that doesn't hate Jews, right? Maybe Ilhan Omar is available.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 16, 2019 07:28 PM (dYe5S)

17 recently tapped Linda Sarsour


Phrasing?
Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 07:27 PM (786Ro)

Tapped? Like over the head, with a baseball bat? That kinda tapped would be awesome.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:29 PM (myjNJ)

18 What's going on with the time of the post? It must be a Joo conspiracy. I knew they could control the weather, but the time?

Posted by: pep at September 16, 2019 07:29 PM (T6t7i)

19 By Anti-Semitic you mean Leftists I suspect.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 07:29 PM (ZCEU2)

20 All these disparate radical factions that make up "the left" are bound only by their shared hatred of America. If not for that, many would be at each others' throats!

It just goes to show just how much the left reeeeealy hates us.

Posted by: weew at September 16, 2019 07:29 PM (GEgLe)

21 17 recently tapped Linda Sarsour


Phrasing?
Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 07:27 PM (786Ro)

Tapped? Like over the head, with a baseball bat? That kinda tapped would be awesome.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:29 PM (myjNJ)

You are en fuego today!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 07:30 PM (NWiLs)

22 Why does a women's group hire people from the most misogynist cult on earth?

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at September 16, 2019 07:30 PM (8loGC)

23 Kavanaugh just came down with a legal ruling.

LOLGF.

Posted by: pep at September 16, 2019 07:30 PM (T6t7i)

24 Is this the real post, or should we look for another??

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 07:30 PM (90T4r)

25 24
Is this the real post,


Or just fantasy.

Posted by: pep at September 16, 2019 07:31 PM (T6t7i)

26 Sure, she hates Jews. But don't overlook another factor. Check out her picture. It's also the envy of an ugly woman for a beautiful one.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 16, 2019 07:31 PM (VaN/j)

27 Joos can't actually stop time, but they can make it hesitate, overcome with guilt and self-doubt.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 16, 2019 07:31 PM (hjaPQ)

28 Damn! That Billoo cznt is one ugly POS.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 07:31 PM (jEgzt)

29 Hey Insom!
I'm in a mood so vile it would have to improve to be classified as foul. And these rancid bitches are pissing me off.
Toothache makes mayhem cranky.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:32 PM (myjNJ)

30 Is this the real post, or should we look for another??
Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 07:30 PM (90T4r)


What do you see?

The vile mocked.

Islam criticized.

Madammayhem unchained.

Judge for yourself.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 16, 2019 07:33 PM (aS1PU)

31 28
Damn! That Billoo cznt is one ugly POS.


Sometimes you go full burka.

Posted by: pep at September 16, 2019 07:33 PM (T6t7i)

32 Hi guys whatcha talking about?

Posted by: freaked at September 16, 2019 07:33 PM (Tnijr)

33 If I could just get my hands on the Joo weather machine!

Posted by: Linda Sarsewer at September 16, 2019 07:33 PM (EgshT)

34
Hamas Louse!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2019 07:33 PM (8dpRy)

35 Send all of these women to the ME.... preferably Yemen or Somalia...... see what happens to them.

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 07:33 PM (90T4r)

36 Bulbous has a face only a two by four could love.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 16, 2019 07:33 PM (BRpqW)

37 29 Hey Insom!
I'm in a mood so vile it would have to improve to be classified as foul. And these rancid bitches are pissing me off.
Toothache makes mayhem cranky.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:32 PM (myjNJ)

Sorry about the toothache but you're tearing it up today. Love it!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 07:34 PM (NWiLs)

38 Nice.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 07:34 PM (bDqIh)

39 Toothache?? A little Oxy, washed down with bourbon...

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 07:35 PM (90T4r)

40 That is the definition of ugly....good grief.

Posted by: Pliney at September 16, 2019 07:35 PM (nzKWW)

41 Sometimes you go full burka.
Posted by: pep at September 16, 2019 07:33 PM (T6t7i)

The only article of clothing that would improve her appearance is a bomb vest, one microsecond after the detonator fires.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 07:35 PM (jEgzt)

42 Not one of the new members in the link would I ever care to meet.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 07:35 PM (ZCEU2)

43 I think if I were president, Iran would no longer have a functioning oil industry. Also, Tehran would be dark.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 07:35 PM (dNzKv)

44 Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:32 PM (myjNJ)

Crap, don't tell me I have to go back and read the entire thread to get the full impact of madamemayhem on a toothache fueled rant!
Oh well, it will be worth it, I am sure.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 07:36 PM (BiNEL)

45 Hopefully we will see the swing of the pendulum on women's rights as well.

"all men are created equal" and, no, some are not more equal than others.

Also, we do not need to change the "men" in that phrase to "people" or "men and women" or "all 57 genders" because the word "men" used in this sense covers all of humanity.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2019 07:36 PM (IDhUW)

46 Only in the West would they be allowed to carry on the way they are doing.

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 07:36 PM (90T4r)

47 SO the Women's March is no longer a joint black panther/Palestinian org, it's CAIR for women?

Just perfect.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 07:37 PM (bDqIh)

48 32 Hi guys whatcha talking about?
Posted by: freaked at September 16, 2019 07:33 PM (Tnijr)

Well, pull up a chair and lemme splain
It all started with a toothache. ..
Then bitchy broads started bad mouthing my country AND the U.S. military.

Let's just say I have a bad attitude today.

But on the bright side, Insom and Berserker have suggested that I should run for president.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:37 PM (myjNJ)

49 Why don't you just Women's March your ass into the kitchen and fetch me a ham and cheese sandwich.

Not not with the fancy mustard, that's for company!

Posted by: Regular joe at September 16, 2019 07:38 PM (zMaZS)

50
Wahmyn's March participants, start knotting your 2021 edition poo-see hats now!

#orangemanbad's a-comin'!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2019 07:38 PM (8dpRy)

51 Read the link introducing the new members, quite a group.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 07:38 PM (ZCEU2)

52 madamemayhem, kidding aside, have you made a dental appointment??

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 07:38 PM (90T4r)

53 Co-Chairs Bob Bland...
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Really? 'Bob Bland'?

I'm guessing the guy has self esteem problems.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2019 07:39 PM (xSo9G)

54 46 Only in the West would they be allowed to carry on the way they are doing.
Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 07:36 PM (90T4r)

This is true and to not see that is to be ignorant and/or evil.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2019 07:39 PM (IDhUW)

55 CAIR for women. Because someone's got to protect you from those... you know.
tinyurl.com/y385qekp

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 07:39 PM (ykYG2)

56 I'm tired and bitchy. Here's my rant. Attended Mass at the University of Dayton last evening. It was in honor of Hispanic Heritage Month and partially in Spanish. 97% of the people attending Mass didn't look hispanic. WHY does this need to happen? Why do they get a special month? What incredibly fabulous contribution have they made to the US? Why isn't their an American Heritage Month? I do recognize that my great grandparents immigrated from Poland, however they celebrated that in their neighborhood, in their church or within their family. They became Americans and honored that on the 4th of July.
My husband asked why this bothered me so much. It was just something being honored. Others are honored as well. So I looked it up. What crap that we honor. Link goes to wikipedia.
https://tinyurl.com/y3r7q25v
Urghhhhh!!!

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 16, 2019 07:39 PM (N3JsI)

57 >>Should be no problem to replace Sarsour with a Professional Muslim Activist woman that doesn't hate Jews, right? Maybe Ilhan Omar is available.



Pretty sure Omar has worked with Biloo in the past - her name sounds familiar.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 07:39 PM (bDqIh)

58 The left is full of some truly ugly women. That's not hyperbole, these are some foul looking scrunts.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2019 07:39 PM (ZLI7S)

59 I had some antisemites in my attic, had to call Terminix.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2019 07:39 PM (v0R5T)

60 I'd hit it.

With a semi

Posted by: Josephistan at September 16, 2019 07:39 PM (Izzlo)

61

Real Muslim bitches in real Muslim countries be keepin dere bitch moufs shut or de be getting it fuck started by muh fist...

Posted by: Imam Pendulous Richard at September 16, 2019 07:40 PM (UFLLM)

62 I'm guessing the guy has self esteem problems.

Unless his middle name is "Blue" and he can't sing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 16, 2019 07:40 PM (HaL55)

63 I guess to some people this may be a surprise, I always took the "womens march" as nothing but a quivering mass of marxist agit-prop, so of course all of the usual WE HATE AMERIKA!!! suspects flocked to it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 07:40 PM (V2Yro)

64 I feel all puffy and bloated.

Posted by: Bob Bland at September 16, 2019 07:41 PM (EgshT)

65 "Let's just say I have a bad attitude today.

Oh I get those days too. Can't help with the attitude but Anbesol might help with the tooth.

Posted by: freaked at September 16, 2019 07:41 PM (Tnijr)

66 And I would totally vote for you.

Posted by: freaked at September 16, 2019 07:41 PM (Tnijr)

67 Shit, I've got a lousy attitude today to and can't even blame it on a tooth.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 07:41 PM (NWiLs)

68 My husband asked why this bothered me so much. It was just something being honored. Others are honored as well. So I looked it up. What crap that we honor."

I'm so old fashioned that I would say that a Mass is intended to honor God, not man.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 07:41 PM (V2Yro)

69 Clove oil a very good toothache remedy...

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 07:42 PM (90T4r)

70 51 - every one sounds like their Orange Man Bad

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 07:42 PM (ZCEU2)

71 Not too anti-Semitic for Bernie.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 07:42 PM (jYnPD)

72 Kraken
I got the toothache FROM a dental appointment last week. The tooth is actually almost half filling at this point. Hot food or liquid makes me flinch. Cold food or liquid damn near makes me piss.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:43 PM (myjNJ)

73 And my moobs are so tender I could just scream.

Posted by: Bob Bland at September 16, 2019 07:43 PM (EgshT)

74 Seriously madame,

If I may be so bold. Get the to a dentist.

Tomorrow. Today you are angelic.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 07:43 PM (qojq3)

75 22 Why does a women's group hire people from the most misogynist cult on earth?

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at September 16, 2019 07:30 PM (8loGC)


It almost makes me wish we had the Muslims in charge of the USA, just to see Sarsour, Omar, Tlaib, AOC, Pelosi, Warren, Harris, Hillary, and all their liberal female pals get a full, hard dose of real Islam. The lead headline in the WaPo would often be: Stonings of women demanding equal rights with men are scheduled to be held on the National Mall tomorrow, sunrise to sunset.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2019 07:43 PM (AMIL/)

76 39 Toothache?? A little Oxy, washed down with bourbon...

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 07:35 PM (90T4r)


That's what I'm taking for my chest tumor. Only it's a Sidecar instead of bourbon. Yum.

Posted by: rickl at September 16, 2019 07:43 PM (sdi6R)

77 Hellooooooooooooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 07:43 PM (NWiLs)

78 Never mind

Shoot the dentist.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 07:44 PM (qojq3)

79 I'm tired and bitchy. Here's my rant. Attended Mass at the University of Dayton last evening. It was in honor of Hispanic Heritage Month and partially in Spanish. 97% of the people attending Mass didn't look Hispanic...
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine

Reminds me of the Kwanzaa celebrations at the local school where there were exactly ZERO minority students.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 16, 2019 07:44 PM (FTlwv)

80 Let me make it perfectly clear: my name is Baloo, and I am a bear, and a handsome one at that. The nastiest turd I ever shit out was not as nasty as that Billoo scrunt.

Peace out.

Posted by: Baloo the Bear at September 16, 2019 07:44 PM (jEgzt)

81 Not being Jewish, guess I'll go to the Philippines to find a wife. Unlike women here, they like Americans.

Posted by: Ol' Town Crier at September 16, 2019 07:44 PM (+gUIl)

82 Shoot the dentist.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 07:44 PM (qojq3)

I miss something?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 07:44 PM (85Gof)

83 I guess to some people this may be a surprise, I always took the "womens march" as nothing but a quivering mass of marxist agit-prop, so of course all of the usual WE HATE AMERIKA!!! suspects flocked to it.
Posted by: Tom Servo

There was a womens march here in January. I was gobsmacked to read in the paper that my doc took his daughter to it.

Posted by: Infidel at September 16, 2019 07:44 PM (BLFnH)

84 Billoo was just making a rhetorical point.

She doesn't really think ISIS and al-Qaeda are evil.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 16, 2019 07:44 PM (iw59Q)

85 Hi Insom!

Faked you out on that one!!!!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 07:45 PM (qojq3)

86 I had some antisemites in my attic, had to call Terminix.
Posted by: wth
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I hope they put some of those little muzzie baits around outside. They flock to those things.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2019 07:45 PM (xSo9G)

87

Sarsour.


Spewing blind hate.


It's only a matter of time until......


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 07:45 PM (sy5kK)

88 Lovely women associated with this march ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 07:46 PM (85Gof)

89 Not being Jewish, guess I'll go to the Philippines to find a wife. Unlike women here, they like Americans.

Posted by: Ol' Town Crier at September 16, 2019 07:44 PM (+gUIl)
.........

You could go on 90 Day Fiance.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2019 07:46 PM (v0R5T)

90 Ryan has found some of Billoo's tweets that indicate where she stands. Spoiler alert: Linda Sarsour 2.0. She's also a fan of Farrakhan - likes to listen to his sermons while she works out, apparently.

What a peach.

https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 07:46 PM (bDqIh)

91 85 Hi Insom!

Faked you out on that one!!!!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 07:45 PM (qojq3)

*looks around nervously*
You're just trying to misdirect me.
*looks up in the rafters*

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 07:46 PM (NWiLs)

92 Tomorrow. Today you are angelic.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 07:43 PM (qojq3)

I'm not sure angels swear as much as I do. But thanks!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:46 PM (myjNJ)

93 72 Kraken
I got the toothache FROM a dental appointment last week. The tooth is actually almost half filling at this point. Hot food or liquid makes me flinch. Cold food or liquid damn near makes me piss.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:43 PM (myjNJ)


You are a candidate for a root canal.
When the dentist drilled he penetrated the pulp,
they rarely survive that.

Posted by: Ol' Town Crier at September 16, 2019 07:46 PM (+gUIl)

94
I propose initiating the backlash with a program of bad smells.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 16, 2019 07:46 PM (1RlY2)

95 [i69 Clove oil a very good toothache remedy...
Posted by: kraken

Actually, no.

Clove at best acts as a mild surface-level anaesthetic. it generally never masks the pain of any deep-seated tooth problem.

But that's not the primary "issue" with clove oil as a
"remedy" for a toothache:

95% of toothaches are simply indications of a much deeper problem that needs dental work ASAP -- cavities, roots canals, abcesses, gingivitis, etc. etc. The worst thing you can is try to numb the pain and hope it goes away. The pain exists for a reason - -to warn you that dentistry is needed NOW.

Maybe in the Olden Dayes when there were no dentists people used clove oil as a (totally ineffectual) way to mask pain that will eventually kill them or cause massive mouth problems, but no longer.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 07:47 PM (Q3dyo)

96 Spewing blind hate > spewing blind date

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 07:47 PM (NWiLs)

97 "Comparably evil"

Stupidity is the inability to distinguish what is easily distinguishable. The modern presentation has mistaken this kind of stupidity for reflection.

Posted by: jmt at September 16, 2019 07:47 PM (I8vjj)

98 Celebrating minority holidays without the minorities proves your woke.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 07:47 PM (ZCEU2)

99 yeah but ...

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 07:48 PM (thQkh)

100
I miss something?
Posted by: Nevergiveup
-----------

The mouthful of plaster, usually offered along with the blindfold.

;-)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2019 07:48 PM (xSo9G)

101 Reminds me of the Kwanzaa celebrations at the local school where there were exactly ZERO minority students.


Even if minorities were present, there'd still be zero Kwanzaa celebrants.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2019 07:48 PM (9t0Zz)

102 Reminds me of the Kwanzaa celebrations at the local school where there were exactly ZERO minority students.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 16, 2019 07:44 PM (FTlwv)

Hahaha...yup. Years ago, when the made up holiday was a "thing", I sent Happy Kwanzaa! cards to all my friends and relatives.

They loved them.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 16, 2019 07:49 PM (Z+IKu)

103 I can't shoot my dentist. He thinks I'm awesome. And he doesn't get offended when I swear while in his office.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:49 PM (myjNJ)

104 72 Kraken
I got the toothache FROM a dental appointment last week. The tooth is actually almost half filling at this point. Hot food or liquid makes me flinch. Cold food or liquid damn near makes me piss.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:43 PM (myjNJ)


Hey!

It's Root Canal time!

A good dentist will make the procedure relatively easy, and that pain will be gone.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 07:49 PM (sy5kK)

105 I was really looking forward to the advancement of the species and awesome things like colonizing the solar system but we have chosen the path of death by stupid fucking retard. Oh well, good luck next evolved species.

Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at September 16, 2019 07:49 PM (cGlgB)

106 It almost makes me wish we had the Muslims in charge
of the USA, just to see Sarsour, Omar, Tlaib, AOC, Pelosi, Warren,
Harris, Hillary, and all their liberal female pals get a full, hard dose
of real Islam. The lead headline in the WaPo would often be: Stonings
of women demanding equal rights with men are scheduled to be held on the
National Mall tomorrow, sunrise to sunset.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2019 07:43 PM (AMIL/)


Well, we could have a pretend to be muslim day. Cultural enlightenment and shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 07:49 PM (9Om/r)

107 Spewing blind hate > spewing blind date
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 07:47 PM (NWiLs)

I don't about that. The spewing blind date might be embarrassed, and if you clean her up, you might get lucky.

Posted by: Baloo the Bear at September 16, 2019 07:49 PM (jEgzt)

108 the possibility of getting laid just isn't worth it to hang out with (presumptive) femmes like this lot.
wish more men understood this.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 07:49 PM (ykYG2)

109 meet the new bigots, same as the old bigots

Posted by: bored383 at September 16, 2019 07:49 PM (zJ4nO)

110 I love Kwanzaa but I never get any presents.

Posted by: Talcum X at September 16, 2019 07:49 PM (EgshT)

111 Amazing how their principles are all straight from the Kremlin shop circa 1967.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 16, 2019 07:50 PM (zXlV/)

112 So bored on this flight that I actually paid for internet so youz guyz should start entertaining me! (Please)

Posted by: IrishEi on the phone at September 16, 2019 07:50 PM (hChYn)

113 As I mentioned in another thread... Mohamed Tawhidi says that Qatar is backing a House run for a "female Palestinian activist from Brooklyn." Can't figure it's anyone besides *shudders* Sarsour.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 07:50 PM (5aX2M)

114 A good dentist will make the procedure relatively easy, and that pain will be gone.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 07:49 PM (sy5kK)

First problem with that is the obvious: there are no good dentists

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 07:50 PM (85Gof)

115 >>>
Maybe in the Olden Dayes when there were no dentists people used clove oil as a (totally ineffectual) way to mask pain that will eventually kill them or cause massive mouth problems, but no longer.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 07:47 PM (Q3dyo)


You could drink a pint of Gin.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 07:50 PM (+gUIl)

116


A diverse cast of 16 new board members that includes three Jewish women,
a transgender woman, a former legislator, two religious leaders and a
member of the Oglala tribe of the Lakota nation



What no blind Eskimo in a wheelchair. h8rs!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2019 07:50 PM (rd5/U)

117 You could go on 90 Day Fiance.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2019 07:46 PM (v0R5T)


Does that have the trial rental option?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 07:50 PM (BiNEL)

118 I can't shoot my dentist. He thinks I'm awesome. And he doesn't get offended when I swear while in his office.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:49 PM (myjNJ)
.......

Yeah but when you wake up, is your shirt untucked?

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at September 16, 2019 07:51 PM (v0R5T)

119 Reminds me of the Kwanzaa celebrations at the local school where there were exactly ZERO minority students.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 16, 2019 07:44 PM (FTlwv)

Reminds me of all the black people I have befriended or been acquainted with over the years:

NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THEM CELEBRATED KWANZAA! NOT! A! ONE!

Most were Christian, a few not sure, a couple of Muslims even.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 16, 2019 07:51 PM (xPJvm)

120
Just so we all know, Bob Bland is a woman. I know, I know! but really, it's a chick named "Bob."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 07:51 PM (3EPLG)

121 Microwaves are killing the species.

Posted by: Fritz at September 16, 2019 07:51 PM (kLDv+)

122 Not being Jewish, guess I'll go to the Philippines to find a wife. Unlike women here, they like Americans.

As the child of a GI who was stationed in the Philippines for four years, I should pass on some information.

More than a few guys had Filipino wives who cleaned out their bank accounts and flew back home as soon as their new hubby got stationed state-side.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2019 07:52 PM (9t0Zz)

123
Well, we could have a pretend to be muslim day. Cultural enlightenment and shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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I ain't wiping my butt with my hand. Forget it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2019 07:52 PM (xSo9G)

124 110 I love Kwanzaa but I never get any presents.
Posted by: Talcum X


Apart from the SIV I gave you on your trip to Kinshasa

Posted by: a green monkey at September 16, 2019 07:52 PM (ykYG2)

125 Hey!

It's Root Canal time!

A good dentist will make the procedure relatively easy, and that pain will be gone.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 07:49 PM (sy5kK)


Nope. No root canal. Doc and I agree, if this tooth keeps causing trouble, it gets pulled.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:52 PM (myjNJ)

126 Just so we all know, Bob Bland is a woman. I know, I know! but really, it's a chick named "Bob."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 07:51 PM (3EPLG)



Does she have a brother named Sue?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2019 07:52 PM (rd5/U)

127 ." Can't figure it's anyone besides *shudders* Sarsour.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 07:50 PM (5aX2M)


Qatar has its Benjaminantic tentacles weaving all through America.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 07:52 PM (+gUIl)

128

If you have a bad toothache, don't take any FedEx rides until you get it taken care of properly, or you will have to pull it yourself, and your only friend will be a volleyball.

Posted by: Tom Hanks at September 16, 2019 07:52 PM (sy5kK)

129
OH, and Ken Salazar (Obama's Sec of Interior) is endorsing Joe Biden right now. w00000t!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 07:53 PM (3EPLG)

130 Not past 200

*drums fingers*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 07:53 PM (yQpMk)

131 Bitches be crazy.

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 07:53 PM (0E35O)

132 Antonio Salazar > Ken Salazar

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 07:54 PM (ykYG2)

133 I got the toothache FROM a dental appointment last
week. The tooth is actually almost half filling at this point. Hot food
or liquid makes me flinch. Cold food or liquid damn near makes me piss.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:43 PM (myjNJ)





Hey!



It's Root Canal time!



A good dentist will make the procedure relatively easy, and that pain will be gone.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 07:49 PM (sy5kK)

Yup, went through that this year, in a tooth with no filling. Ended up with a root canal. They said a nerve can just die sometimes. It goes out with a bang, but then will subside after the nerve is dead, but thats when bad shit can happen. I ended up with a very small white colored filling, because of the high tech way they do root canals now.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 07:54 PM (9Om/r)

134 Yeah but when you wake up, is your shirt untucked?

When you wipe, do you find jelly in your crack?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2019 07:54 PM (9t0Zz)

135 Nope. No root canal. Doc and I agree, if this tooth keeps causing trouble, it gets pulled.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:52 PM (myjNJ)

Cut to the chase. Get it horked out now, and plan to have an implant installed in a few months after you gum and jawbone have healed. Saves you the cost of a root canal that may not last long, anyway.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 07:55 PM (jEgzt)

136 111 Amazing how their principles are all straight from the Kremlin shop circa 1967.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 16, 2019 07:50 PM (zXlV/)


Compare the American Communist Party's list of plans from 1960, and compare it to the Democrat party desires of 2019.

Nearly identical. Seriously.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 07:55 PM (sy5kK)

137 NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THEM CELEBRATED KWANZAA! NOT! A! ONE!



But I have corn!

Posted by: Kwanzaa Timmy at September 16, 2019 07:55 PM (yQpMk)

138 Nope. No root canal. Doc and I agree, if this tooth keeps causing trouble, it gets pulled.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:52 PM (myjNJ)

Well I do not know the particulars of that tooth or your circumstances, but that is usually not a good choice. Just saying. And i did stay at a holiday in last week

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 07:55 PM (85Gof)

139 120
Just so we all know, Bob Bland is a woman. I know, I know! but really, it's a chick named "Bob."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 07:51 PM (3EPLG)


I need a drink.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 07:55 PM (+gUIl)

140 Bolton is talking with book agents apparently. "A lot to dish".

Only faggots use the word "dish" unironically.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 07:56 PM (ykYG2)

141 >>As I mentioned in another thread... Mohamed Tawhidi says that Qatar is backing a House run for a "female Palestinian activist from Brooklyn." Can't figure it's anyone besides *shudders* Sarsour.


Yep, he means Sarsour.
He said so a while back.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 07:56 PM (bDqIh)

142 One might naively think "How unfortunate!" for the Women's Movement that by chance they had founders who said some gaffes and sullied the whole movement.

Because, you see, it's not "unfortunate" or unexpected at all. The very nature of contemporary leftism is that IF someone has extreme enough views to found this or that movement or meme, that person is almost guaranteed to ALSO hold a vast litany of toxic viewpoints selected from the buffet of Toxic Marxist Philosophical Delights.

It's the evil mirror image of "intersectionality" -- in which all leftist beliefs "intersect" in a vast interconnected web of evil and metal illness and naivete.

If someone is in favor of, say, rent control, then you can bet your bottom dollar they also pro-abortion, hate the USA, are anti-Semites, secretly love eugenics and wouldn't mind if pedophilia is legalized. If someone else wants to ban fur, they almost certainly ALSO want to outlaw free speech, confiscate all guns, and put trannies in charge of nursery schools. etc. etc.

So -- someone founds the "Women's March?" Oh yeah, they hate Jews. No way to avoid it. Mirror-Intersectionality is like gravity - -you can't escape it.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 07:56 PM (Q3dyo)

143 Some good news from here in AZ (for a change).

AZ Supreme Court rules that a couple of Christian women who run a custom calligraphy company, and did not want to be forced to create wedding invitations for same-sex weddings, don't have to, and also that they can post a notice on their website saying that they will not create or sell such invitations.

This was a declaratory judgment action, meaning that the women's business was not targeted by gays (as Masterpiece Cake Shop and so many other Christian businesses have been). Instead, the women saw what had happened elsewhere, and they went to the courts pro-actively and said we'd like a declaration that the Phoenix ordinance (prohibiting any discrimination by public accommodations) does not require us to create custom invitations for same-sex or polygamous weddings, which we oppose on religious grounds. Of course, the City of Phoenix and a bunch of gay groups opposed the suit, and argued that the women just wanted to discriminate against gays in their business, but the AZ Supremes rejected those arguments.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 16, 2019 07:56 PM (k4dH2)

144 Corn Pop!!!

Posted by: Talcum X at September 16, 2019 07:56 PM (EgshT)

145 Trump rally tonight in NM? Is that correct?

Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 07:56 PM (786Ro)

146 I had some teeth extracted and implants put in at the same time. (not the crowns, just the metal parts)
This saves a later visit, AND you are already numbed up.
That was 7 years ago, they are still in. Strongest teeth in my whole head.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at September 16, 2019 07:57 PM (w7KSn)

147 A diverse cast of 16 new board members that includes three Jewish women,
a transgender woman, a former legislator, two religious leaders and a
member of the Oglala tribe of the Lakota nation

On the fifth day of wokeness xhe/Xer gave to me....

Posted by: Josephistan at September 16, 2019 07:57 PM (Izzlo)

148 And i did stay at a holiday in last week

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 07:55 PM (85Gof)


Even so, when NGU gives dental advice, I listen very carefully!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 07:57 PM (BiNEL)

149 If you have a bad toothache, don't take any FedEx rides until you get it taken care of properly, or you will have to pull it yourself, and your only friend will be a volleyball.

Posted by: Tom Hanks



Wanna feel bad?

That movie is 20 years old.

Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 07:57 PM (tH5fk)

150 In Russia, Zeks will perform root canal. Is good.

Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 07:58 PM (786Ro)

151 147 A diverse cast of 16 new board members that includes three Jewish women,
a transgender woman, a former legislator, two religious leaders and a
member of the Oglala tribe of the Lakota nation

On the fifth day of wokeness xhe/Xer gave to me....
Posted by: Josephistan at September 16, 2019 07:57 PM (Izzlo)

Five co-ock riiiiings!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 07:58 PM (NWiLs)

152 Just so we all know, Bob Bland is a woman. I know, I know! but really, it's a chick named "Bob."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
--------

Well, I had already stumbled, as I was thinking of the jazz guy, Bobby Bland. Seemed rather unlikely...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2019 07:58 PM (CDGwz)

153 ALIENSTOCK 2019!!!!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 07:58 PM (qojq3)

154 In Soviet Russia, corn pop YOU.

Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 07:59 PM (tH5fk)

155 Pulling it only, will result in a hole in your mouth and a shrinking jaw bone.

It's root canal or implant time.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 07:59 PM (+gUIl)

156
Let me make it perfectly clear: my name is Baloo, and I am a bear, and a handsome one at that. The nastiest turd I ever shit out was not as nasty as that Billoo scrunt.

Peace out.
Posted by: Baloo the Bear


I like your cartoons.

http://baloocartoons.com

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2019 07:59 PM (aKsyK)

157 Five co-ock riiiiings!

Four bu-utt plugs!

Posted by: Shemp! at September 16, 2019 08:00 PM (EgshT)

158 OH, and Ken Salazar (Obama's Sec of Interior) is endorsing Joe Biden right now. w00000t!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 07:53 PM (3EPLG)



Bloomberg "news" reported that the "Working Families Party" endorsed Squaw Liz. Commies supporting commies

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2019 08:00 PM (rd5/U)

159 Trump rally tonight in NM? Is that correct?
Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 07:56 PM
**************
YES.
9 EDT

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2019 08:00 PM (wiXsO)

160 In Russia, Zeks will perform root canal. Is good.
Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 07:58 PM (786Ro)

In Russia, they use Zerks as implant studs. They don't support crowns very well, but your jawbone joints will never squeak.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 08:00 PM (jEgzt)

161 Trump rally tonight in NM? Is that correct?
Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 07:56 PM (786Ro)

Yes. Not sure what time, though. I just recall getting an invite from the DJT campaign. Can't recall how I got on their e-mail list.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 16, 2019 08:00 PM (xPJvm)

162 Even so, when NGU gives dental advice, I listen very carefully!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
---------

Gee, I don't know. I'm pretty sure he endorsed Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs cereal. I've been slightly suspicious ever since. And, well, Navy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2019 08:01 PM (CDGwz)

163 Yes. Not sure what time, though. I just recall getting an invite from the DJT campaign. Can't recall how I got on their e-mail list.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,



Big Orange Man is watching you.

Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 08:01 PM (tH5fk)

164 Hey NGU

It's the very back tooth on top, left. I had its partner on the bottom pulled a few yrs ago because it was broken. Yeh, I broke a tooth into 3 pieces while eating an oreo. Top one is now over half filling and more trouble than its worth. Doc is awesome and agrees that it isn't worth the time or money investment to do anything else with it. And this guy HATES pulling teeth . He will try to save any of them.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 08:01 PM (myjNJ)

165 I just recall getting an invite from the DJT campaign. Can't recall how I got on their e-mail list.
Posted by: Pug Mahon


In Russian America, Trump list invite YOU.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 08:02 PM (Q3dyo)

166 135
Cut to the chase. Get it horked out now, and plan to have an implant installed in a few months after you gum and jawbone have healed. Saves you the cost of a root canal that may not last long, anyway.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 07:55 PM (jEgzt)


That's what happened to me several years ago. I broke a molar, got a root canal, got a crown, the root cracked and got infected, then I had the whole thing extracted and eventually got a bridge. It would have been cheaper and less trouble to go straight for the extraction.

Posted by: rickl at September 16, 2019 08:02 PM (sdi6R)

167 161 Trump rally tonight in NM? Is that correct?
Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 07:56 PM (786Ro)

Yes. Not sure what time, though. I just recall getting an invite from the DJT campaign. Can't recall how I got on their e-mail list.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 16, 2019 08:00 PM (xPJvm)

Anyone know if it will be streamed anywhere?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2019 08:02 PM (IDhUW)

168 Gee, I don't know. I'm pretty sure he endorsed Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs cereal. I've been slightly suspicious ever since. And, well, Navy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2019 08:01 PM (CDGwz)

Soos yes mean it is wrong to hand out tootsie rolls with each appointment?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 08:02 PM (85Gof)

169
They were called Sugar Pops when ol' Joe claimed what happened, happened.

And back then, the cars didn't have airbags, or even a three-point seat belt. They only had lap belts, that would snap your spine when in a head-on collision.


Just retire and end it, Joe. You are an embarrassment to your name, your race, and your sex. And everyone else that doesn't fit under one or more of those categories.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 08:03 PM (sy5kK)

170 Gee, I don't know. I'm pretty sure he endorsed Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs cereal. I've been slightly suspicious ever since. And, well, Navy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2019 08:01 PM (CDGwz)


Dayum, you've dashed my faith in depending on advice from the horde comments!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 08:03 PM (BiNEL)

171 Top 175!

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2019 08:03 PM (MVjcR)

172 Now that RSBN has been thrown off youTubercle how is one with no cable to watch President Trump tonight in NM???

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 08:03 PM (+gUIl)

173 Panorama was by far the best album released by The Cars.

Also, Benjamin Orr was clearly a superior singer as compared to Ric Ocasek. (Both RIP).

Not a NeverTrump cuck, but I do love a good argument.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2019 08:04 PM (BF9rg)

174 164 Hey NGU

It's the very back tooth on top, left. I had its partner on the bottom pulled a few yrs ago because it was broken. Yeh, I broke a tooth into 3 pieces while eating an oreo.


I tell everyone to stay away from Oreos!

Posted by: Louis Farrakann at September 16, 2019 08:04 PM (sy5kK)

175 It's the very back tooth on top, left. I had its partner on the bottom pulled a few yrs ago because it was broken. Yeh, I broke a tooth into 3 pieces while eating an oreo. Top one is now over half filling and more trouble than its worth. Doc is awesome and agrees that it isn't worth the time or money investment to do anything else with it. And this guy HATES pulling teeth . He will try to save any of them.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 08:01 PM (myjNJ)

OK much more info. Yes if the teeth in front of it are ok, then yes I understand and probably a wise decision

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 08:04 PM (85Gof)

176 Hey there, Adorable Deplorable!1!! Get two or three pulled, you could be starring in our newest 60 second spot.

Posted by: Public Broadcasting Service at September 16, 2019 08:04 PM (Jj+59)

177 Soos yes mean it is wrong to hand out tootsie rolls with each appointment?
Posted by: Nevergiveup
-----------

I think it is an excellent business plan.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2019 08:04 PM (xSo9G)

178 It's the very back tooth on top, left. I had its partner on the bottom pulled a few yrs ago because it was broken. Yeh, I broke a tooth into 3 pieces while eating an oreo. Top one is now over half filling and more trouble than its worth. Doc is awesome and agrees that it isn't worth the time or money investment to do anything else with it. And this guy HATES pulling teeth . He will try to save any of them.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 08:01 PM (myjNJ)

You may as well have it pulled. Poor loner tooth hates being a wallflower when they hold a square dance in your mouth.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 08:05 PM (jEgzt)

179 Credibility ain't what it used to be.

Posted by: klaftern at September 16, 2019 08:05 PM (RuIsu)

180 Also, Benjamin Orr was clearly a superior singer as compared to Ric Ocasek. (Both RIP).

He was a helluva defenseman too

Posted by: Josephistan at September 16, 2019 08:05 PM (Izzlo)

181 170 Gee, I don't know. I'm pretty sure he endorsed Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs cereal. I've been slightly suspicious ever since. And, well, Navy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2019 08:01 PM (CDGwz)

Dayum, you've dashed my faith in depending on advice from the horde comments!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 08:03 PM (BiNEL)

That's a shame! The medical and dating advice found here are the best, can't go wrong!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2019 08:05 PM (IDhUW)

182 If clove oil keeps you out of my ER at 2am, use all you want.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 08:05 PM (dNzKv)

183 Some women did some things.

Posted by: Hermann Goering at September 16, 2019 08:06 PM (EZebt)

184 Doesn't anybody care about my teefs???

Posted by: Headless Uncle Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 08:06 PM (EgshT)

185 If clove oil keeps you out of my ER at 2am, use all you want.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 08:05 PM (dNzKv)

Lol. Now that is cutting right to the chase.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 08:06 PM (85Gof)

186 I find it interesting that, back in the day, Sen. McCarthy and his staff had to work very hard to root out communists, spies and treasonous sympathizers within the Federal government.

Today, in national orgs and in the Federal govt, they self identify.

Good - makes our work so much easier.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2019 08:06 PM (Y4EXg)

187 Ace Nood, or is it

Nood Ace?

In short, Corgis!!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 08:07 PM (BiNEL)

188 Wish I could stay up for the rally as they are a whoot, but have to leave earlier tomorrow.
Hope there is a rally thread to read in the morning.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 08:07 PM (ZCEU2)

189 We're calling it 'Summer Teeth'. Summer here and summer there.

Posted by: Public Broadcasting Service at September 16, 2019 08:07 PM (Jj+59)

190
OK much more info. Yes if the teeth in front of it are ok, then yes I understand and probably a wise decision
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 08:04 PM (85Gof

Doc thinks it's a wisdom tooth. Other teeth are fine.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 08:07 PM (myjNJ)

191
Dayum, you've dashed my faith in depending on advice from the horde comments!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
--

*?*

And just as I was thinking about asking for DIY hernia repair advice. You think this is unwise?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2019 08:08 PM (xSo9G)

192 $10 and all I get is root canal.

Posted by: IrishEi on the phone at September 16, 2019 08:09 PM (hChYn)

193 I never really got into the Cars but their songs were a background to my childhood in the early 1980s. Many of their songs featured on the radio.

I've been going through their catalogue on YouTube. I'm experiencing a lot of "oh THAT song! i didn't know the Cars did that one".

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 08:09 PM (ykYG2)

194 NGU, nothing infuriates me more than the following exchange:

Your tooth hurts? Did you call your dentist?

Yeah, he said he can't see me today, and I should go to the ER.


What do you expect me to do about it?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 08:09 PM (dNzKv)

195 Now that RSBN has been thrown off youTubercle how is one with no cable to watch President Trump tonight in NM???
Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 08:03 PM
***************
Supposedly, RSBN is going to be broadcasting from Diamond and Silk's YT channel.






Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2019 08:09 PM (wiXsO)

196 WAIT
wait, read yesterday they had been deplatformed BUT just checked and RSBN is up and it appears they will be broadcasting the rally. On the Tubercle.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 08:09 PM (+gUIl)

197
I don't doubt Sarsour can win in Brooklyn, so long as the money's right. I just hope she's being groomed for 2022, so we don't have her in Congress on the 20th anniversary of the 9/11 attack. That would make me puke.

And, BTW: it was embarrassing enough to have the Soviet Russians planting officials and politicians at high places in our government.

Arab Moslems doing it is an abject fuckin humiliation.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 08:10 PM (5aX2M)

198 Rally @ 9PM EDT.


For feed, do a search on duckduck, or I think C-span has them, or search on the evil UToob - I recall finding several feeds in the past, which was handy because some can have technical problems, and you can switch to a clean one if needed.



Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2019 08:10 PM (QDnY+)

199
OT, that old purse Samantha Power has published a book and she's all over the MSM recalling her glory days in the temple of Obama's White House.

GOD, I wish someone would pick her up for FISA abuse.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 08:10 PM (3EPLG)

200 172
Now that RSBN has been thrown off youTubercle how is one with no cable to watch President Trump tonight in NM???

They were streaming live from NM here an hour or so ago and were thanking the stream for supporting them. I'm hoping they'll be back when it gets closer to Trump time. Watch the chat for updates.

http://tinyurl.com/y5ygzjka


Posted by: dartist at September 16, 2019 08:11 PM (K22Va)

201 Toothache? Slap hot iron to it!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 08:11 PM (NWiLs)

202 I am ashamed I did not pose the obvious solution earlier.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 08:11 PM (NWiLs)

203 Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2019 08:10 PM (QDnY+)

would Hooktube work?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 08:12 PM (BiNEL)

204 I am ashamed I did not pose the obvious solution earlier.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 08:11 PM (NWiLs)


Dude, you're losing your edge!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 08:13 PM (BiNEL)

205 What do you expect me to do about it?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 08:09 PM (dNzKv)

Lol. Exactly. Give the patient the name of another dentist..emergencies are the best business

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 08:13 PM (85Gof)

206 I just lost a friend -- over an Uber ride!

Here's what happened:

Me and friend were in SF for an event and we need to get to another part of town fairly quickly -- somewhere not near a BART station or Muni line.

So I said, "Heck, let's just take an Uber!"

But, unexpectedly, she said, "No -- no Uber."

I said "Why not?"

She said "I refuse to give them my money, It's a matter of principle!"

I said, "What's wrong with Uber?"

She said, "They don't pay their drivers enough! Workers' rights!"

I said, "So, you think the drivers should get paid for for each ride?"

She said, "Yes!"

So I said, "Then why don't you simply pay them more for each ride you take. Problem solved."

She said, "But I don't set the fares - -the company does. I CAN'T pay them more."

Me: "Yes you can."

Her: "How?"

Me, pointing to the app on my phone: "You can add a tip of however much you want to each ride you take. Think the drivers are underpaid? Tip them generously! Plus, the money goes all straight to them, not to the company."

She grit her teeth and glared at me.

Her: "I think I should just get going home now anyway. " And she walked off.

Have not heard back from her since.

And I doubt I ever will again.

Man, lefties simply cannot STAND when you point out their hypocrisy.

The never want to solve a problem individually themselves -- the goal is always to force EVERYONE ELSE to solve what you define as a problem.

Anyway, good riddance.

Politics ruins everything.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 08:13 PM (Q3dyo)

207 madam, you sound like a candidate for a night guard.
They can be purchased at Wally's for about $18.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 08:14 PM (+gUIl)

208 et paid for for
=
et paid MORE for

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 08:14 PM (Q3dyo)

209 Here's the link to the rally Diamond and Silk RSBN


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pgLFwejiOb4

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2019 08:16 PM (wiXsO)

210 Man, lefties simply cannot STAND when you point out their hypocrisy.

The never want to solve a problem individually themselves -- the goal is always to force EVERYONE ELSE to solve what you define as a problem.

Anyway, good riddance.

Politics ruins everything.
Posted by: zombie
----------

Yes, multimillionaires calling for higher taxes, while never voluntarily kicking in so much as an extra dime.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2019 08:16 PM (CDGwz)

211 206 willowed, so reposted in NOOD thread.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 08:16 PM (Q3dyo)

Ilhan Omar: When You Think About It, Didn't America Terrorize Muslims After 9/11?



Update: Gangs of Ilhan Omar's constituents are prowling the city looking for Americans to be oppressed by.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:06 PM




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Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 16, 2019 06:07 PM (BqBId)

2 Firstest

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 06:07 PM (ZCEU2)

3 muzzies gotta muzzie.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2019 06:08 PM (Zv1X1)

4 If I could spell faster, but fine I go get em

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 06:08 PM (ZCEU2)

5

Omar and Beto. Faces of the Democrats.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2019 06:08 PM (aKsyK)

6 I really loathe this woman

Posted by: Josephistan at September 16, 2019 06:09 PM (Izzlo)

7 Yes we beat her, mocked her, made her marry her brother, and sent her incompetent a** to Congress...
any of those are torture I'd wager.

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 06:09 PM (xbWHd)

8 Fucking wog.

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 06:09 PM (gmo/4)

9 Somehow, this is probably -really- the story of one Barack Hussein Obama.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at September 16, 2019 06:09 PM (xptlg)

10 SVEN!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at September 16, 2019 06:09 PM (UUBmN)

11 Send Her Back!

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 06:10 PM (yBOIx)

12 I really loathe this woman
Posted by: Josephistan at September 16, 2019 06:09 PM (Izzlo)


I don't have anything to add to this.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 16, 2019 06:10 PM (t+qrx)

13 I can't wait for this bitch to be gone.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 06:10 PM (ZCEU2)

14 Ilhan at least has her family behind her.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo, free Farmer! at September 16, 2019 06:10 PM (ykYG2)

15 Always the victim, never a victor.

Go F your brother.

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 16, 2019 06:10 PM (AY3OR)

16 5, 4, 3, 2, 1: The Conservative Case for Apologizing to Muslims because of 9/11.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 16, 2019 06:10 PM (iw59Q)

17 Ok. Minnesota, what say you? You sent her.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 16, 2019 06:10 PM (NVYyb)

18 Islam is all about being a victim when you're not chopping off people's heads and appendages and stoning your neighbors and honor killing your sisters and de-clitting your daughters and tossing queers off buildings.

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 16, 2019 06:10 PM (vkS2Z)

19 SVEN! really you?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2019 06:11 PM (Zv1X1)

20 Well she is a victim. Of Islam. Ask her little man in the boat.

Posted by: NCKate at September 16, 2019 06:11 PM (lknvV)

21 I really wish bad things for this person.

Posted by: Leonero at September 16, 2019 06:11 PM (zSLqp)

22 Minnesota needs to change it's nickname from the Land of 10,000 Lakes to the Land of 10,000 Idiots.

Who voted for a lady who wears a diaper on her head.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 16, 2019 06:11 PM (Z+IKu)

23 Ilhan at least has her family behind her."

Is she bent over?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 06:11 PM (6qErC)

24 I'm never gonna do it without the fez on.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2019 06:11 PM (ZLI7S)

25 Keep fucking that chicken , right up til November 2020

Posted by: Pliney at September 16, 2019 06:11 PM (nzKWW)

26 19 years later and we're still waiting for the backlash

Posted by: Josephistan at September 16, 2019 06:11 PM (Izzlo)

27 Elizabeth Harrington
@LizRNC
Unbelievable


Sigh. It's completely believable that Ilhan would say that. It's what she does.

Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 06:11 PM (786Ro)

28 yeah, backlash and all that bullshit. I loath her.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2019 06:11 PM (Zv1X1)

29 Islam is all about being a victim when you're not
chopping off people's heads and appendages and stoning your neighbors
and honor killing your sisters and de-clitting your daughters and
tossing queers off buildings.

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 16, 2019 06:10 PM (vkS2Z)

That really sizes it up.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 06:12 PM (9Om/r)

30 (Democrats refuse to censure this bitch.

Posted by: Hepcat at September 16, 2019 06:12 PM (5b+Sr)

31 After 9/11 We have slowly but surely are getting filled with Islam just as their plan was.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 06:12 PM (ZCEU2)

32
Oh, the old "Backlash Against Muslims" nonsense, Part MCMLll.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 06:12 PM (7rVsF)

33 Ok, I gotta go hit something. Later.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2019 06:12 PM (Zv1X1)

34 This is how they talk right up until the scimitar is at your throat.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at September 16, 2019 06:13 PM (w7KSn)

35 Ok. Minnesota, what say you? You sent her.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever

*Honk honk*

Posted by: Sen Smalley at September 16, 2019 06:13 PM (CW16p)

36 Islam means "some people did something"

Posted by: dubya at September 16, 2019 06:13 PM (786Ro)

37 Massive Head-wound Ilhan needs to go the f*ck away.

I am in a shitty mood today, and this does not f*cking help.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 16, 2019 06:13 PM (xPJvm)

38 At least Omar had the gentle caress of her brusband to console her in those trying times.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2019 06:13 PM (9t0Zz)

39 If you would have asked me 10 years ago which city would inflict someone like this on us, I would not have guessed Minneapolis.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 06:13 PM (dNzKv)

40 If we terrorize muslims, why the hell are they all moving here and leaving their tolerant muslim homelands?

Dumb as the husband she married.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2019 06:13 PM (gAXBD)

41 I remember the Mosque Jihad (real name) here bein' burned to the ground, with all the Muslims inside.


True story. My word as a D'oh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 06:14 PM (ptqGC)

42 No. And please to be with the returning to your country of origin as rapidly as possible. And take the rest of your America-hating "squad" with you post-haste, and your brother, preferably sooner. Today would be good.

You do not belong in my country and frankly I wish we could keep people like you out of her. You act like a rude tourist. Go away.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 16, 2019 06:14 PM (HaL55)

43 Ok, I gotta go hit something. Later.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2019 06:12 PM (Zv1X1)

Me too. Got me a date with my heavy bag.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 16, 2019 06:14 PM (xPJvm)

44 This blows my mind.

This does too: Indian PM Modi is holding a political rally this weekend in Houston. 50,000 people are expected to attend.

Trump scored an invite.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 16, 2019 06:14 PM (NVYyb)

45 SMH for the FNM that have made this beeyotch a congress critter. And lets not forget Bush embracing Muzzie immigration to show "we are only at war with the jihadi terrorists"

Thanks Dubya, really appreciate you flooding the country with terrorist loving, lying cheating scum like Omar.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at September 16, 2019 06:14 PM (eASYU)

46 yes, well, so what? In what Islamic nation are infidels tolerated?

OT: saturday night live fires new comic for being offensive. weird, I thought their whole thing was being offensive.

OTII: My local radio station mention that the walls are closing in on trump as Manhattan District Attorney is trying to get trumpffss' tax returns because he was blackmailed by stormy and we all know that's bad to do.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:15 PM (thQkh)

47 According to the powerline guys this is exactly what she does... so anyone paying attention would not describe it as unbelievable

Posted by: Inogame at September 16, 2019 06:15 PM (3C6OJ)

48 also, fuck Ilhan.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:15 PM (thQkh)

49 Keep talking, Silky.

Your Squad is the best thing to happen to the Republican Party since secession.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2019 06:15 PM (gAXBD)

50 Ilhan Omar: When You Think About It, Didn't America Terrorize Muslims After 9/11?

Forcing you from your homelands by giving you visas to America? Sorry about that. No, really- I am sorry that that happened.

Posted by: t-bird at September 16, 2019 06:15 PM (n6bs1)

51 At least Omar had the gentle caress of her brusband to console her in those trying times.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2019 06:13 PM (9t0Zz)



Brusband.

Classic.

Posted by: LASue at September 16, 2019 06:15 PM (Ed8Zd)

52 Ilhan Omar: When You Think About It, Didn't America Terrorize Muslims After 9/11?



No, you dumb cvnt. No we didn't.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 06:16 PM (AKYZm)

53 This is how they talk right up until the scimitar is at your throat.
Posted by: navybrat, at large at September 16, 2019 06:13 PM (w7KSn)

That is very bigoted of you. You should be willing to allow them to put a scimitar to your throat. It is their culture.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 06:16 PM (dNzKv)

54 >>also, fuck Ilhan.

That seems to be a thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2019 06:16 PM (ZLI7S)

55 Meh, having a country means having a people who are tough enough to keep it. If that means hurting the feeling of people who step fresh off the boat with the intention of invading it while sitting around in Starbucks drinking coffee that's paid for with UN refugee relocation funds...well, fuck em.

Trump should go FDR on this shit and send them all back.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:16 PM (thQkh)

56 Speaking of crazy bitches . . .

Stormy Daniels says she'll run against Michael Avenatti just so she can run smear videos

-
Eh, lie down with dogs . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 16, 2019 06:16 PM (+y/Ru)

57 I've been trying to finish off Cobb's book on the Crusades. The Muslims thought us "Franks" to be very backward, for one thing that we don't practice polygamy.

Yeah: we don't. Because we know that wherever Europeans have practiced polygamy, from the Muenster Anabaptists to the early Mormons, it ends up in incest and a curse on the next generation; and excess frustrated males for this generation.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo, free Farmer! at September 16, 2019 06:16 PM (ykYG2)

58 When You Think About It, Didn't America Terrorize Muslims After 9/11?

* looks down with index finger and thumb holding chin*
NO!

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 16, 2019 06:17 PM (aS1PU)

59 OTII: My local radio station mention that the walls are closing in on trump as Manhattan District Attorney is trying to get trumpffss' tax returns because he was blackmailed by stormy and we all know that's bad to do.
Posted by: mushroom maniac


LOL. Paying blackmail isn't illegal.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 06:17 PM (AKYZm)

60 And, yet, her consultant said "I'm leaving my wife for you".

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 06:17 PM (dNzKv)

61 I hate Minnesota Islamonazis.

Posted by: Jake Blues at September 16, 2019 06:17 PM (3ZUfw)

62 Sweetie, the depends covers your ass not your head. Although since you're a shithead, I can understand the confusion.

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 06:17 PM (gmo/4)

63 C'mon, man! You willowed me!

487
*sings*

Gone are the days
When I drove Corn Pop away
Gone is my brain
Strokes turned it into clay
Gone are my teeth
And my dentures try to go
I hear those gentle voices callin'
Senile Joe

I'm a sniffing', I'm a sniffin'
Some young girl's hair I know
I grope her even as they're callin'
Senile Joe

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 06:17 PM (n8Jib)

64 also, fuck Ilhan.

Yeah, buddy! Now we're talkin'!

Posted by: Brother Omar at September 16, 2019 06:17 PM (n6bs1)

65 54 >>also, fuck Ilhan.

That seems to be a thing.

===

lol, right? I guess she's one of those muslim freak in the sheets, sheet in the streets type.

damn, that's funny, has anyone made that joke before?

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:17 PM (thQkh)

66 Didn't America Terrorize Muslims After 9/11?"

You're here, aren't you?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 06:17 PM (6qErC)

67 Clitless says what?

Posted by: nip at September 16, 2019 06:17 PM (Izot6)

68 she's no different than any other politician. this is what they do.
she'll probably blame racism for when she either loses re-election or gets charged with campaign finance fraud.

Posted by: Little Brian at September 16, 2019 06:17 PM (ZZEwZ)

69 She's kinda hot for an African. And I hear she gets around.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 06:17 PM (hjaPQ)

70 Count me as one who doesn't want to watch a Stormy smear video. Ewww

Posted by: boulder t'hobo, free Farmer! at September 16, 2019 06:17 PM (ykYG2)

71 peaking of crazy bitches . . .

Stormy Daniels says she'll run against Michael Avenatti just so she can run smear videos

-
Eh, lie down with dogs . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 16, 2019 06:16 PM (+y/Ru)


Avenatti chose poorly.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 16, 2019 06:18 PM (aS1PU)

72 also, fuck Ilhan.




Why not? Everyone else has.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 06:18 PM (AKYZm)

73 I see the press and the NeverTrumpers are hardy har harring over the latest UK Eu dust up where the EU called a press conference in front of a group of Euro trash UK hecklers and then taunted Boris Johnson to come out and just sit there while he gets pelted by eggs - hardy har har indeed - instead Johnson said no thanks and left the empty suit EU rep standing at an empty podium. Ohh the optics! wailed the limp wristed Ed Morrissey over at Buzzfee...er HotAir.

You see, that's what matters to most to empty suiters - how the press can be impressed. Preening and mewling for approval from a group of Euro journo hipsters is where it's at Baby!

Johnson should have never gone, should refuse to negotiate anything and give the middle finger to the EU and UK Remain weenies.

Posted by: Boswell at September 16, 2019 06:18 PM (32YRo)

74 So the awesome guy who responded to her flippant comment on 9/11 by reading the names of those that "something was done to" must have got to her.

Posted by: LASue at September 16, 2019 06:18 PM (Ed8Zd)

75 When You Think About It, Didn't America Terrorize Muslims After 9/11

No, it didn't, and the statistics prove it you lying liar who lies. Now take that rag off your fool head.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 06:18 PM (u//oP)

76 One day they will get the backlash that they talk about.

Posted by: Picric at September 16, 2019 06:18 PM (nonGu)

77 LOL. Paying blackmail isn't illegal.
Posted by: rickb223

===

yeah, but they still want his tax returns because maybe he used his business funds to do it. Not that he runs a publicly traded company but maybe he took a loss on that money?

This lawfare from the left is war, trump needs to open up a special unit just to fuck these people in the ass right back.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:18 PM (thQkh)

78 I'm sensing that the estimable Madame Stormy Daniels can only be around men if she is well paid to do so.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2019 06:19 PM (gAXBD)

79 And then the "Face the Nation" news lady apologized to Omar for the pain she went through those dark days.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 16, 2019 06:19 PM (Mr80f)

80 my word as a Ross, this House of Representatives needs to be burned down. Again.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo, free Farmer! at September 16, 2019 06:19 PM (ykYG2)

81 77 LOL. Paying blackmail isn't illegal.

Fucking really?

Posted by: Dennis Hastert at September 16, 2019 06:19 PM (gAXBD)

82 When you think about it

======

There is the first lie.

Posted by: Senator Kamala Corn POP Harris at September 16, 2019 06:19 PM (19Oib)

83 Muslim holidays didn't start appearing on calendars until after 9/11

Posted by: Josephistan at September 16, 2019 06:19 PM (Izzlo)

84 What a complete bitch.

Posted by: LASue at September 16, 2019 06:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

85 Ilhan is right, you know.

Posted by: David French at September 16, 2019 06:20 PM (QkPts)

86 Sick of this creep. How gratifying it would be to send her packing.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 06:20 PM (H8QX8)

87 #59
LOL. Paying blackmail isn't illegal.

Exactly. It's the blackmail itself that *is* illegal, not that our worthless, lying MFM gives a flying fk.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 06:20 PM (u//oP)

88 There I was, pulling people from the rubble when I saw some bad dude named pea pod giving this Muslim a hard time. I said hey man, lay off the camel humper... some folks did some stuff and that doesn't me you do stuff to man.
My word as Biden.

Posted by: Inogame at September 16, 2019 06:20 PM (3C6OJ)

89 but Ilhan is just repeating what liberals said the instant the dust cloud cleared...check that BEFORE the dust cloud cleared over Manhattan...

that:

1. Modern Marxism kinda sorta blames 3rd world poverty on the First world because reasons.

2. Naturally Marxism lets the aggrieved be violent.

3. Cultural Marxism and softhead boomer idiocy were a natural combination because, don't you know, islam is really a race a minority (narrator: there's a billion of them with all the oil in the world spread out, as majorities, in dozens of countries) so obviously whitemanbad.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:21 PM (thQkh)

90 No one terrorized muslims. The "backlash" never happened.

Posted by: CN at September 16, 2019 06:21 PM (U7k5w)

91 >>I'm sensing that the estimable Madame Stormy Daniels can only be around men if she is well paid to do so.

I'd pay her to stay away.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2019 06:21 PM (ZLI7S)

92 Me too. Got me a date with my heavy bag.

Dittos - also a double ended bag.

Nothing gets motivation for ten three minutes rounds than hearing madness from the Left.

Posted by: ʎoſ ƃuᴉ,Ⅎ ɟo pɹᴉq ǝnlq at September 16, 2019 06:21 PM (lD3vL)

93 It is a cornerstone of the American judicial system that prosecutors can comb through any and all of your records in search of a crime.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 06:21 PM (dNzKv)

94 3 Stages of Jihad https://tinyurl.com/yxkc2hhy

All their "I'm a victim" stuff makes perfect sense.

Posted by: dagny at September 16, 2019 06:21 PM (nRWPy)

95 This lawfare from the left is war, trump needs to open up a special unit just to fuck these people in the ass right back.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:18 PM (thQkh)

The SEALS are a special unit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 06:22 PM (9Om/r)

96 I worked with a couple of Somali women during and after 9/11. They would tell each other "news" about Muslims being attacked and harassed in America in response to the attacks.

I'd search the news for reports but, of course, there weren't any because these incidences didn't actually ever occur.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 16, 2019 06:22 PM (BJKQV)

97 She can go jump in Joe Bidens pool.

Posted by: Senator Kamala Corn POP Harris at September 16, 2019 06:22 PM (19Oib)

98 40 If we terrorize muslims, why the hell are they all moving here and leaving their tolerant muslim homelands?

Dumb as the husband she married.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2019 06:13 PM (gAXBD)

To start colonies and terrorize the infidel.

Posted by: CN at September 16, 2019 06:22 PM (U7k5w)

99 Mr. President 2020, 24, 28, 32 is going to have a
rally in NM tonight. iirc

Posted by: Ol' Town Crier at September 16, 2019 06:22 PM (+gUIl)

100 well, we also terrorized japan after pearl harbor. and Germany and Italy. sucks to be you, Ilhan.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:22 PM (thQkh)

101 I encourage her to keep talking. No matter what Nancy and Steny say, don't let them stifle your voice, Ilhan!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Invites You to Listen to the Gripes of the People! at September 16, 2019 06:22 PM (zXlV/)

102 Wife Beater 101: She done made me slap her when she be bitching the babies hungry and I only had enuf bucks to buy a 12 pack instead of my case.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2019 06:23 PM (JFO2v)

103 Minnesotans. What will they think up next?

Posted by: klaftern at September 16, 2019 06:23 PM (RuIsu)

104 I would like to amend my comment at 76. One day I hope that you are pulled into the productive society of the modern world. Maybe muslims can relive the golden years about 700 years ago.

Posted by: Picric at September 16, 2019 06:23 PM (nonGu)

105 96 I worked with a couple of Somali women during and after 9/11. They would tell each other "news" about Muslims being attacked and harassed in America in response to the attacks.

===

a couple of somali women, every leftwing news reporter, every leftwing website, CAIR, and future cuckservataives.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:23 PM (thQkh)

106 Based upon Mullah Omar's demeanor, no the US did not terrorize muslims after 9-11.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 16, 2019 06:23 PM (1g7ch)

107 "I came to this country and was forced to eat three meals a day, get a college education, practice my religion, marry whomever I wanted, and get elected to Congress."

How awful.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2019 06:23 PM (gAXBD)

108 Imam Tawhidi has strongly implied that Qatar is backing a Sarsour for a Brooklyn House run.

So, get ready for Congresswoman Sarsour... Brooklyn will seat their newest representative in time for the 20th anniversary of 9/11.

I'm sure they'll be very proud of that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 06:23 PM (+QOsc)

109 So we were fighting them over there so we didn't have to fight them here....but then we brought them here anyway.

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2019 06:24 PM (WdocV)

110 Actually, Muslims aren't terrorized any more than Democrats are terrorized by Unknown Perps wearing MAGA hats. But that doesn't stop either group from staging fake crimes to prove their points.


Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 16, 2019 06:24 PM (gdfZ0)

111 The internet collected a comedian's scalp today. I myself could care less, but SNL (which used to be funny) fired a new hire for saying Judd Apatow was "gayer than ISIS". That doesn't even make sense, but I guess you had to be there.

Censorship is the new black.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 16, 2019 06:24 PM (NVYyb)

112 Did I ever tell you about the time I was at the Mogadishu Community Pool? I got in a gang fight with "Captain Canjeero" and his gang "Ilhan's Future Husbands". Man, was he frosted!

Posted by: Joe Biden For Polident 2020! at September 16, 2019 06:24 PM (Ndje9)

113 If only NASA had done more for Muslim outreach. It was just too little, too late.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 16, 2019 06:24 PM (t+qrx)

114 snopes.com@snopes
An intriguing rumor about cultural theft and fried chicken lacks concrete evidence but alludes to a deeper truth.

-
Deeper truth. [takes bong hit] Yeah, that's where it's it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 16, 2019 06:24 PM (+y/Ru)

115 >>>I'd search the news for reports but, of course, there weren't any because these incidences didn't actually ever occur.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 16, 2019 06:22 PM (BJKQV)
---------------


If they went back to the land they love they would be safe.

Posted by: Ol' Town Crier at September 16, 2019 06:24 PM (+gUIl)

116 They're just repeating the scheme that gave Mohammad Mecca after he had to run the first time to Medina. They successfully use the same operation over and over. The first stage is playing the victim.

Posted by: dagny at September 16, 2019 06:24 PM (nRWPy)

117 types deletes

Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 06:25 PM (tH5fk)

118 If so, then how the fuck is Ilhan Omar still breathing?

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 06:25 PM (gmo/4)

119 40 If we terrorize muslims, why the hell are they all moving here and leaving their tolerant muslim homelands?

Dumb as the husband she married.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
___________

Who is she married to this week?

Posted by: Furious George at September 16, 2019 06:25 PM (9vQJW)

120 So last night I watched some BBC thing on the dark ages. 4 episodes and of course one was about islam. It was hilarious and as far as I could tell, all they accomplished were stealing a bunch of columns and stones from Christian and Roman buildings to build their boxes.

They had two very nice buildings right after it started (including the big one in Israel) but they were purely Byzantine designs with all byzantine art and techniques so nothing original.

Oh yeah, they put a stick in the nile to measure flood depth, and they modified the astrolab to point to their other stolen shit so people know which direction to kneel to.

The hilarious part is that while trying to make the claim that islam was so wonderful during the dark ages, the presenter (i think a muzzie) actually made a strong case that they had caused the dark ages in Europe since they squelched all innovation in the ME and surrounding areas. They get a lot of credit for the small amount of technology that survived their rule but was actually created earlier.

You always hear about the muzzie astronomers, but the Greeks made the fucking antikythera mechanism 600 years earlier for crying out loud.

I am so sick of all the lies.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 16, 2019 06:25 PM (LWu6U)

121 109 So we were fighting them over there so we didn't have to fight them here....but then we brought them here anyway.

What a stupid time to be alive.

=======

but they're all 35 year old children!

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:25 PM (thQkh)

122 Well that's a first. Fox just showed a picture of a protester in Hong Kong carry a Pepe poster. Trump is going global.

He really is a marketing genius.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2019 06:26 PM (ZLI7S)

123 I literally typed something that might get me banned.

Literally.

Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 06:26 PM (tH5fk)

124 You should be willing to allow them to put a scimitar to your throat. It is their culture.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 06:16 PM

Fine. That is their culture. But it is my culture to fight to my enemies' death to preserve our constitution. So let them draw their scimitar. I will lock and load, and we will each follow our own cultures.

*with apologies to Gen. Napier*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2019 06:26 PM (rBtIz)

125 That hat of hers would look a lot better with some hair on it.

Posted by: Sheila Jackleg Lee at September 16, 2019 06:26 PM (hjaPQ)

126
One last time, then I'll shut up.

Some people have indicated that they would like the Official AoSHQ Classical Music Playlist of White Supremacy (TM) but haven't yet given me a mailing address to send ti to.

http://soyaraborzoi.com/Playlist.htm

This magisterial compilation (675 different composers) is transcribed onto a flash drive, so anyone interested needs to send me an e-mail (monsalvat 61 at gmail dot com, remove spaces and add symbols) with their mailing address for me to get it to you.

Again, it's free to you; I can't accept anything for it. If you feel compelled to do something, please pay it forward or make a suitable contribution to a charity of your choice.

I think previous recipients will testify to the quality I've tried to maintain.

That is all. You may now return to your previously scheduled drinking.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 06:26 PM (7rVsF)

127 Muslims fit in well with the Left because they always play the victim.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 06:26 PM (oVJmc)

128 Some goats did something.

Posted by: Little Omar at September 16, 2019 06:26 PM (EgshT)

129 The internet collected a comedian's scalp today. I myself could care less, but SNL (which used to be funny) fired a new hire for saying Judd Apatow was "gayer than ISIS". That doesn't even make sense, but I guess you had to be there.

Censorship is the new black.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 16, 2019 06:24 PM

Moron commenter Biggs Darklighter apparently knows him

Posted by: Josephistan at September 16, 2019 06:26 PM (Izzlo)

130 I'm sure Mitt Romney and the Mormon and Roman Catholic churches will rush to poor Rep Omar's defense. After all, it's hard to keep the coffers flush without all that sweet, sweet "refugee" resettlement money.
And on the same topic, I agree with willowed comment:That's the problem. Kavanaugh seems to be a
NeverTrumper-type conservative at heart, more David French than Michael
Anton. While the left is abandoning all pretense at following the
constitution, Kavanaugh will bend over backwards to appease them. It's
bemusing to watch conservatives fight so hard for a guy who would never
fight that hard for them.



Posted by: Catoi at September 16, 2019 05:54 PM (PRj89)

Posted by: newcomputernewname at September 16, 2019 06:26 PM (sDvSt)

131 >>>100 well, we also terrorized japan after pearl harbor. and Germany and Italy. sucks to be you, Ilhan.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:22 PM (thQkh)


Like Donald Trump we don't hit until we are hit.
Then we hit back.

Posted by: Ol' Town Crier at September 16, 2019 06:27 PM (+gUIl)

132 Nobody has yet described Rep Omar's clitoris.

Posted by: not binary Ben at September 16, 2019 06:27 PM (786Ro)

133 487
*sings*
Gone are the days
When I drove Corn Pop away
Gone is my brain
Strokes turned it into clay
Gone are my teeth
And my dentures try to go
I hear those gentle voices callin'
Senile Joe
I'm a sniffing', I'm a sniffin'
Some young girl's hair I know
I grope her even as they're callin'
Senile Joe
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 06:17 PM (n8Jib)

That's beautiful man! Just beautiful....

Posted by: Zombie Stephen Foster at September 16, 2019 06:28 PM (Z+IKu)

134 So we were fighting them over there so we didn't have to fight them here....but then we brought them here anyway.

It's who we are.

Posted by: GWB at September 16, 2019 06:28 PM (EgshT)

135 To mend relations with the aggrieved Muslims, we shall send Crack Jack Biden as our emissary.

Posted by: There at September 16, 2019 06:28 PM (fOqG5)

136 109 So we were fighting them over there so we didn't have to fight them here....but then we brought them here anyway.

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2019 06:24 PM (WdocV)

Sugartits Cupp is a great one for that. Let's send thousands of our best young men into the meat grinder in Syria but also lets bring in every Syrian who wants to come over here because she got the weepies over a drowned kid.

Posted by: kbdabear at September 16, 2019 06:28 PM (qAR6u)

137 When you think about it, isn't the existence of Netanyahu an obstacle to peace?

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at September 16, 2019 06:28 PM (5itaF)

138 Some goats dindu much.

Posted by: klaftern at September 16, 2019 06:28 PM (RuIsu)

139 "And, yet, her consultant said "I'm leaving my wife for you".


or for the campaign money, wasn't it. Is he the guy that is in trouble for half a million or so from her campaign funds? So many crooks marrying crooks, hard to keep track.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2019 06:29 PM (Cus5s)

140 The hilarious part is that while trying to make the claim that islam was so wonderful during the dark ages, the presenter (i think a muzzie) actually made a strong case that they had caused the dark ages in Europe since they squelched all innovation in the ME and surrounding areas. They get a lot of credit for the small amount of technology that survived their rule but was actually created earlier.

======

that does sound interesting. Somethings about the dark that I suspect:

1. we think of Northwestern Europe which was mostly the savage backwaters. It was already dark.

2. The real modern parts of the roman empire got conquered by the muslims south of Rome, that caused the darkness.

3. Also, the Northeastern portion of the Roman empire had Attila the Hun killing eeer'yone up in that bitch.

4. North of England and Germany and France, such as they were: Vikings also killing bitches.

so, the dark ages, complaining about a lack of advancement in an area that was still governed by Giants.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:29 PM (thQkh)

141 the dark ages? They were.. dark

Posted by: Thornton Melon at September 16, 2019 06:30 PM (O2RFr)

142 And she's getting air time.

Posted by: m at September 16, 2019 06:30 PM (hnjoD)

143 You always hear about the muzzie astronomers, but the Greeks made the fucking antikythera mechanism 600 years earlier for crying out loud.

===

yeah, and the gang bangers in Detroit were famous architects, they just stopped building nice houses in 1985 for some reason

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:30 PM (thQkh)

144 So I was like hey nergo Ester Williams get the hell of the 3 meter board and she was like nuh uh and I was like dont make me come up the in the sun and then she said call me Corn Row and and I said Corn Ho and she was like Row not Ho and I was like Corn Rose and she was like no it aint plural just Row and I was like Row Row Row ur boat and she was like I aint got no boat and I was like what about the man in the boat and she was like dont be talking about my vajayjay. She jump headfirst to the concrete. I gave her EBT card to the train conductor when I went to DC and for the first time ever his kids did not eat Kaboom.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2019 06:30 PM (JFO2v)

145 And she's getting air time.

She should be lying low

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2019 06:31 PM (O2RFr)

146 o the shores of Tripoli. exactly where she should be dropped. from 30,000ft

Posted by: just do something at September 16, 2019 06:31 PM (0hOKG)

147 Ilhan Omar: When You Think About It, Didn't America Terrorize Muslims After 9/11?

Yeah. I remember blood running ankle-deep in the streets of NYC on 9/12, from the bodies of beautiful, peaceful Muslims, butchered by Lutherans and other White Supremacists. My word as a Biden!

Posted by: Old Joe at September 16, 2019 06:31 PM (AMIL/)

148 Lets list some of the great contributions that the Muslim community has given us before the 1700. Algebra, uhhhhhh drawing a blank I am sure there are some.

Lets list the contributions from the 1900's. hijacking and the sucide vest.

Posted by: Picric at September 16, 2019 06:31 PM (nonGu)

149
Islam: Peaked in the Dark Ages.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 06:31 PM (7rVsF)

150 109
So we were fighting them over there so we didn't have to fight them here....but then we brought them here anyway.

What a stupid time to be alive.


Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2019 06:24 PM (WdocV)
It's just who we are! I guess we are idiots.

Posted by: newcomputernewname at September 16, 2019 06:32 PM (sDvSt)

151 It's bemusing to watch conservatives fight so hard for a guy who would never
fight that hard for them.


Posted by: Catoi at September 16, 2019 05:54 PM (PRj89)

I'm not looking at the Magic 8 Ball. I don't know what he's going to do.

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 16, 2019 06:32 PM (j0JAA)

152 If they went back to the land they love they would be safe.
Posted by: Ol' Town Crier at September 16, 2019 06:24 PM (+gUIl)

I always got the feeling that they were ashamed of their (Muslim) homeland and ashamed that Muslims did 9/11 but they could never admit that because ISLAM IS AWESOME!!!!!

So, instead they turned their noses up at evil Americans (everything wrong was probably all their fault anyway, them and the Jews).

Posted by: 29Victor at September 16, 2019 06:32 PM (BJKQV)

153 Shouldn't Ilhan the Incestor be in mourning over the death of Osama Bin Laden's son?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2019 06:32 PM (gAXBD)

154 Does she make him wash after he's been with the goats or does she just take it as it is?

Posted by: Ol' Town Crier at September 16, 2019 06:32 PM (+gUIl)

155
Ilhan Omar feeling bad.

That's the down side to these mass terror attacks that kill thousands.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 06:33 PM (3EPLG)

156 AOC.Tlaib and Omar must be running a press betting pool to see who can keep their name in the press the most.

Pressley is kind of a dud.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 06:33 PM (cgIyZ)

157
Shouldn't Ilhan the Incestor be in mourning over the death of Osama Bin Laden's son?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot


Who inherited the Bin Laden family porn stash?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 06:33 PM (7rVsF)

158 I always got the feeling that they were ashamed of their (Muslim) homeland and ashamed that Muslims did 9/11 but they could never admit that because ISLAM IS AWESOME!!!!!

===

it's odd how the hateful foreigners the left imported to vote for them also parrot the hateful leftist things liberals say about their fellow Americans.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:34 PM (thQkh)

159 eenie meeanie chili beanie
the spirits are about to speak
*puts fingertips to forehead*
Somebody did something.

Posted by: Sultana Omar at September 16, 2019 06:34 PM (v0R5T)

160 The internet collected a comedian's scalp today. I myself could care
less, but SNL (which used to be funny) fired a new hire for saying Judd
Apatow was "gayer than ISIS". That doesn't even make sense, but I guess
you had to be there.
----------------------------------

They mean to ruin and unperson EVERYONE. No really. Everyone.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2019 06:34 PM (uEbPt)

161 Minneapolis has gone full on left wing. Violence reigns. No such thing as Minnesota nice, as Ilhan Omar exemplifies.


https://tinyurl.com/y4mhshcy

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 16, 2019 06:34 PM (NVYyb)

162 Pressley is kind of a dud.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 06:33 PM (cgIyZ)

That's why I call her The Squad's "Zeppo."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 06:34 PM (u//oP)

163 Proposed new NYT motto.

Old and busted: All the News That's Fit To Print

New hotness: All the News That Ain't Necessarily So

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 16, 2019 06:35 PM (+y/Ru)

164 Lets list some of the great contributions that the Muslim community has given us before the 1700. Algebra, uhhhhhh drawing a blank I am sure there are some.

I think they take pride in giving us the Zero.

Which coincidentally is their value to mankind.

Posted by: ʎoſ ƃuᴉ,Ⅎ ɟo pɹᴉq ǝnlq at September 16, 2019 06:35 PM (lD3vL)

165 A few Muslims got jeered at as they walked down the street. That's the terrible backlash they experienced at the hands of angry white Americans after 9/11. Eyeroll.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2019 06:35 PM (5itaF)

166 mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:29 PM (thQkh)

You nailed it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 16, 2019 06:35 PM (LWu6U)

167 This lying, despicable, putrid, pus dripping cock scab needs to shut the fuck up and get the fuck out. Useless bag of moldy, cockroach infested shit. Disgusting pile of rancid piss stains. I do NOT like this bitch.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 06:35 PM (myjNJ)

168 Didn't America Terrorize Muslims After 9/11?"

You're here, aren't you?


Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 06:17 PM


****

Pretty much sums it up right there.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2019 06:35 PM (axyOa)

169
Did you hear what she said? Muslim Americans' rights were stripped.

That reporter just sat there.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 06:35 PM (3EPLG)

170
The internet collected a comedian's scalp today.

Soon there will be a fresh crop of articles, shows and movies about blacklisting in the McCarthy era.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 06:36 PM (7rVsF)

171 The Conservative Case for 9/11 Revisited: Dead White People Cannot Vote for Trump

Posted by: Capn Ned at September 16, 2019 06:36 PM (JFO2v)

172 19 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2019 06:11 PM (Zv1X1)

Yes Cannibal Bob it is really me.
I am recovering nicely from my surgery and will likely be returning to the field next week.
I hope the horde is well, and wanted to let all the horde know that Ms10077 and Lad10077 are both doing well.

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 06:36 PM (xbWHd)

173 The internet collected a comedian's scalp today. I myself could care
less, but SNL (which used to be funny) fired a new hire for saying Judd
Apatow was "gayer than ISIS". That doesn't even make sense, but I guess
you had to be there.



And, apparently, he's GAY and ASIAN.

Lulz.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 06:36 PM (oVJmc)

174 It is a cornerstone of the American judicial system that prosecutors can comb through any and all of your records in search of a crime. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Cy Vance is the Dirty D.A. who sold Harv Weinstein a pardon for campaign ca$h. He knows all about subpenis.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 16, 2019 06:36 PM (Ndje9)

175
And, apparently, he's GAY and ASIAN.

Lulz.


Oh, Derp Me. Apparently that's another guy they brought in at the same time.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 06:37 PM (oVJmc)

176 The muslims didn't "invent" algebra. The Greeks did. Remember that Pythagoras dude? Yeah. He was around long before the World's Greatest Dating Service for Goats.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2019 06:37 PM (gAXBD)

177 where was lil omar when the saudi refineries were hit? helping the amish at a barn raising?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 16, 2019 06:37 PM (KP5rU)

178 If only NASA had done more for Muslim outreach. It was just too little, too late.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 16,


****

Seems to me that this outreach started about the time we quit flying into space with our own rockets.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2019 06:37 PM (axyOa)

179 153 Shouldn't Ilhan the Incestor be in mourning over the death of Osama Bin Laden's son?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2019 06:32 PM (gAXBD)

What is muslims I never fucked?

Posted by: Bro Fo at September 16, 2019 06:37 PM (JFO2v)

180 @SenRomney
11 minutes ago

I have nothing but the deepest regards for @RepOmar and I thank her for sharing her harrowing story of hatred by alt-right bigots who voted for you know who in 2016. Salaam-Alaikum my fine Nubian princess.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 06:37 PM (FiUMj)

181 166 mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:29 PM (thQkh)

You nailed it.
Posted by: Gentlemen,

=====

yeah, the usual militant atheist asshole suspects blamed the dark ages on Christianity, ignoring everything that actually happened. I'm sure Aetius would agree if he's on this thread.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:37 PM (thQkh)

182 This lying, despicable, putrid, pus dripping cock
scab needs to shut the fuck up and get the fuck out. Useless bag of
moldy, cockroach infested shit. Disgusting pile of rancid piss stains.
I do NOT like this bitch.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 06:35 PM (myjNJ)


You just gave Chavez a run for his money. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 06:37 PM (9Om/r)

183 "122 Well that's a first. Fox just showed a picture of a protester in Hong Kong carry a Pepe poster. Trump is going global.

He really is a marketing genius."

The intellectual property theft continues even in the throes of revolution.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 16, 2019 06:37 PM (iw59Q)

184
I am so sick of all the lies.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 16, 2019 06:25 PM


You've only begun to hear them.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2019 06:37 PM (aKsyK)

185 madamemayhem, Spot On!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 06:38 PM (cgIyZ)

186 SNL dodged a bullet today. They came perilously close to hiring a comedian who might have turned out to be funny.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 06:38 PM (u//oP)

187 There's got to be a sealed indictment with her name on it.

Posted by: oddnot at September 16, 2019 06:38 PM (q/fTp)

188 Imagine being a Democrat in 1960 looking forward to 2019 and seeing what that party has become. I'm glad they're so honest actually. When Democrats are able to mask their lunacy they're actually dangerous. It's become impossible to ignore how they are actually defining themselves now.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 16, 2019 06:38 PM (BRpqW)

189 ENOUGH.

ENOUGH ENOUGH ENOUGH.

ENOUGH ABOUT ANYONE ON THE LEFT GOING "Oh, poor victimized Islam!!!"

I might not belong here anymore, but I for DAMN sure am still going to rail about how much of a Cancer that Islam is upon the world.

Posted by: Allie at September 16, 2019 06:38 PM (pgXNG)

190 Dude.

Posted by: Diophantes at September 16, 2019 06:38 PM (ykYG2)

191 This lying, despicable, putrid, pus dripping cock scab needs to shut the fuck up and get the fuck out. Useless bag of moldy, cockroach infested shit. Disgusting pile of rancid piss stains. I do NOT like this bitch.

Tell us how you REALLY feel.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 16, 2019 06:38 PM (dUJdY)

192 173 The internet collected a comedian's scalp today. I myself could care less, but SNL (which used to be funny) fired a new hire for saying Judd Apatow was "gayer than ISIS". That doesn't even make sense, but I guess you had to be there.


And, apparently, he's GAY and ASIAN.

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point of clarity, there's a new asian cast member. he wasn't fired. Some other new guy was because, get this, SNL doesn't like to offend people.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:38 PM (thQkh)

193 While the Greeks were talking about philosophy and building the Parthenon, the muslims realized they didn't have to be nomads and started planting seeds and having something like "towns." Literally around 500 BC.

Posted by: dagny at September 16, 2019 06:39 PM (nRWPy)

194 176 The muslims didn't "invent" algebra. The Greeks did. Remember that Pythagoras dude? Yeah. He was around long before the World's Greatest Dating Service for Goats.

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the idea being that arabs and muslim are the same thing, even though one didn't exist until 700 AD.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:39 PM (thQkh)

195 Apatow was "gayer than ISIS". That doesn't even make sense, but I guess
you had to be there.

___

Libs think anyone who doesn't embrace teh gheys is themselves gay. Therefore everyone in ISIS is gay. But they hate themselves for being gay so they kill gays to prove how not gay they are.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 06:39 PM (FiUMj)

196 I watched a body language lady on YouTube analyze a Squad presser. The other 3 deferred to Omar. She was the leader but Tlaib is gunning for that position. AOC is unsure of herself, at least with Omar and Tlaib around. Pressley is a non-entity.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2019 06:40 PM (5itaF)

197 @SenRomney
11 minutes ago

I have nothing but the deepest regards for @RepOmar and I thank her for sharing her harrowing story of hatred by alt-right bigots who voted for you know who in 2016. Salaam-Alaikum my fine Nubian princess.


Now *that* is how a real conservative leader talks. From your lips to Allah's ears, Senator.

Posted by: David French Davidian at September 16, 2019 06:40 PM (u//oP)

198 180 @SenRomney
11 minutes ago

I have nothing but the deepest regards for @RepOmar and I thank her for sharing her harrowing story of hatred by alt-right bigots who voted for you know who in 2016. Salaam-Alaikum my fine Nubian princess.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 06:37 PM (FiUMj)

That I will never have to see in heaven!

Posted by: Magic Drawers Mitt at September 16, 2019 06:40 PM (JFO2v)

199 Clearly we didn't terrorize enough.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 16, 2019 06:40 PM (T3IIM)

200 Diaphontes! Long time, no C-squared over x!

How the hell are you?

Posted by: Pythagoras at September 16, 2019 06:41 PM (gAXBD)

201
AOC.Tlaib and Omar must be running a press betting pool to see who can keep their name in the press the most.

Pressley is kind of a dud.
Posted by: Ben Had

======

So is Tlaib, actually. Did the Bolsheviks have an obnoxious loudmouth? I know they had a slick-talking propagandist (Molotov), but did they have a shrill, hyperbolic, mouth-running slackoff who annoyed the Politburo itself? That's who Tlaib is.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 06:41 PM (3EPLG)

202 madame mayhem, i take my hat off to your extremely awesome feelgood post. cheers!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 16, 2019 06:41 PM (KP5rU)

203 Muslims invented the split-finger fastball. And clackers.

Posted by: Mustapha Khunt at September 16, 2019 06:42 PM (hjaPQ)

204 "Freak in the sheets, sheet in the streets."

That's a classic, mushroom maniac. That's a keeper.

Posted by: Pastafarian at September 16, 2019 06:42 PM (sgHEm)

205 In a sane world on 9/12 every American consulate in the muslim world would have been closed and immigration from the musli world would have stopped. Not slowed down. No reduced. Just stopped. Period. End of fucking sentence.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 06:42 PM (FiUMj)

206 >>Ilhan Omar: When You Think About It, Didn't America Terrorize Muslims After 9/11?

The classic Otter Defense.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2019 06:42 PM (ZLI7S)

207 @SenRomney
11 minutes ago


I have nothing but the deepest regards for @RepOmar and I thank her for sharing her harrowing story of hatred by alt-right bigots who voted for you know who in 2016. Salaam-Alaikum my fine Nubian princess.






That could totally be real. Just like the Joe Biden story at 144

Also, if someone paid attention, there has to be some sort of weird formula that Biden's mind follows when creating these stories. Sort of like "take one real event, add a weird name, throw in event that is not physically possible and add in multiple things that make no sense."

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 16, 2019 06:43 PM (gdfZ0)

208 Only a Democrat could get away with what she has

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 06:43 PM (ZCEU2)

209 I can't eat clackers. They make my dentures slip.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 06:43 PM (gAXBD)

210 Did we give up when the Germans blew up the WTC on 9/11?

Germans?

Leave him alone he's on a roll....

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 06:43 PM (FiUMj)

211 I was talking to a old, retired doctor in my town the other day and he assured me Trump avoided bankruptcy by getting a Russian oligarch to co-sign a bank loan for him. When I laughed and told him that story was pure fiction and NBC had actually apologized for airing it, and made Stop The Hammering! personally retract it, he paused and then said, "No matter, because they're going to get Trump anyway on election fraud. He paid off strippers to influence an election. Those are felonies!"

If we live in a world where community pillars spout this kind of nonsense, it doesn't surprise me at all no blinks at Face The Nation when Ilhan Omar vomits up her muslim victim speech.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 16, 2019 06:43 PM (NVYyb)

212 197 @SenRomney
11 minutes ago

I have nothing but the deepest regards for @RepOmar and I thank her for sharing her harrowing story of hatred by alt-right bigots who voted for you know who in 2016. Salaam-Alaikum my fine Nubian princess.


Now *that* is how a real conservative leader talks. From your lips to Allah's ears, Senator.


I know, right? So refreshing after OrangeManBad's illiterate Tweets. I was moved to tears while reading Senator Romney's statement out in the cuckshed, while the poolboy roundly rogered my wife.

Posted by: Jonah Whaleberg at September 16, 2019 06:43 PM (u//oP)

213 Every time I see her with that turban, she reminds me of the Blue Raja. I keep wanting her to pull out a bunch of forks and throw them at someone.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 06:44 PM (V2Yro)

214 191 This lying, despicable, putrid, pus dripping cock scab needs to shut the fuck up and get the fuck out. Useless bag of moldy, cockroach infested shit. Disgusting pile of rancid piss stains. I do NOT like this bitch.

Dayum.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 06:44 PM (NWiLs)

215 I'm a lifelong Conservative Republican. In fact, the Republican Party is named after my great great great grandfather JR Republic. He actually gave Lincoln that famous line that destroyed to Douglas: "Hell Yeah, we're gonna take your slaves!" I have looked on in dismay these recent years at the outright bigotry republicans show to our hardworking, peaceful Muslim friends. I was utterly devastated when MY president attempted to ban the practice of Islam in the United States. That is not the party of my grandfather. That is why fine young women like rep Omar are such a breath of fresh air. I know I will be working hard to elect more inclusive members of Congress, who are the true representatives of conservative values. At the helm, we need a rock solid conservative like joe Biden, who has proven he can reach across racial lines and find a common ground.

Posted by: Very Senior Citizen at September 16, 2019 06:44 PM (dNzKv)

216 I need a TRUMP 2024 shirt.

Posted by: free tibet at September 16, 2019 06:44 PM (IMdOQ)

217
Muslims developed the Novus Ordo Mass. This is a heinous war crime.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2019 06:44 PM (7rVsF)

218 182 This lying, despicable, putrid, pus dripping cock
scab needs to shut the fuck up and get the fuck out. Useless bag of
moldy, cockroach infested shit. Disgusting pile of rancid piss stains.
I do NOT like this bitch.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 06:35 PM (myjNJ)


*sniff*

that was beautiful....

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 06:44 PM (d7Ww2)

219 How could we ever forget that muzzie creation of ulululullating.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 06:45 PM (cgIyZ)

220 Helloooooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 06:45 PM (NWiLs)

221 You infidels must stop dishonoring the Prophet. And quit defaming Stalin while you're at it.






Posted by: John Mohammed Brennan at September 16, 2019 06:45 PM (9vQJW)

222

point of clarity, there's a new asian cast member. he wasn't fired. Some other new guy was because, get this, SNL doesn't like to offend people.



Yeah, the article I checked needed a serious review by a competent editor with reading comprehension. Mea culpa.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 06:45 PM (oVJmc)

223 209 I can't eat clackers. They make my dentures slip.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 06:43 PM (gAXBD)

Never eaten a cracker girl but I assume they have they same parts, just with a little daisy dukes razor burn.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2019 06:45 PM (JFO2v)

224 216 I need a TRUMP 2024 shirt.
Posted by: free tibet at September 16, 2019 06:44 PM (IMdOQ)

___

We rate Trump 2024 as FALSE.

Posted by: Snopes at September 16, 2019 06:45 PM (FiUMj)

225 And furthermore. ..
Nobody terrorised those ass munchers. We should have. We should have terrorized the unholy fuck out of them. Persecute the evil motherfuckers until they all went back to their medieval shitholes and never set foot here again out of fear for their lives.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 06:45 PM (myjNJ)

226 216 I need a TRUMP 2024 shirt.
---
I was thinking I'd order a KAVANAUGH 2024 bumpersticker.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 16, 2019 06:45 PM (hjaPQ)

227 Hi Insom!

*POUNCE*
*SEIZE*
*smooch!!!*

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 06:46 PM (d7Ww2)

228 In a sane world on 9/12 every American consulate in the muslim world would have been closed and immigration from the musli world would have stopped. Not slowed down. No reduced. Just stopped. Period.

But we had Apologizer in Chief who was constantly reminding us that the country must continue to be colonized by those members of the Religion of Peace

Posted by: ʎoſ ƃuᴉ,Ⅎ ɟo pɹᴉq ǝnlq at September 16, 2019 06:46 PM (lD3vL)

229 If America is so shitty....


....why is she here?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 06:46 PM (oVJmc)

230 All I know is that Europeans invented nothing but racism!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 06:46 PM (FiUMj)

231 I think I just pooped myself.

Young lady, can I borrow the diaper on your head?

*takes hijab*

Corn Pop! Is that you!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 06:46 PM (gAXBD)

232 Terrorize Muslims after 911? If we did, it wasn't nearly enough.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at September 16, 2019 06:46 PM (uCrjJ)

233 204 "Freak in the sheets, sheet in the streets."

That's a classic, mushroom maniac. That's a keeper.
Posted by: Pastafarian

===

thank you, someone else had to have coined that one a;ready but I was like haha when I typed it

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:47 PM (thQkh)

234 I think the senior citizen has a point. The orange man IS bad.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 06:47 PM (dNzKv)

235 I was thinking I'd order a KAVANAUGH 2024 bumpersticker.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 16, 2019 06:45 PM (hjaPQ)

___

I'll assume you don't own a very expensive car, and won't mind seeing it ablaze?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 06:47 PM (FiUMj)

236 HI Insom.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 06:47 PM (cgIyZ)

237 227 Hi Insom!

*POUNCE*
*SEIZE*
*smooch!!!*
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 06:46 PM (d7Ww2)

Whew! Boy did I need that!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 06:48 PM (NWiLs)

238 Ululating

What the Muzzies' favorite old TV show?

I Love Lululululululululucy!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 06:48 PM (u//oP)

239 I was thinking I'd order a KAVANAUGH 2024 bumpersticker.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 16, 2019 06:45 PM (hjaPQ)

___

I'll assume you don't own a very expensive car, and won't mind seeing it ablaze?


That would be for someone else's car.

Posted by: ʎoſ ƃuᴉ,Ⅎ ɟo pɹᴉq ǝnlq at September 16, 2019 06:48 PM (lD3vL)

240 I need a TRUMP 2024 shirt.

Posted by: free tibet at September 16, 2019 06:44 PM (IMdOQ)


Shit, I want a madamemayhem 2024 shirt. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 06:48 PM (9Om/r)

241
Well, at least if she ever uses a public toilet, she always has access to a towel.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2019 06:48 PM (e0p0c)

242 Hi Insom!

*POUNCE*
*SEIZE*
*smooch!!!* Posted by: nurse ratched



Sigh.

You guys have set the bar really high for the rest of us. The last shout out I got from Bozo Conservative online at the HQ was "Is your phone off the hook?"

/and yes, it was, because I am an 'ettte

Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at September 16, 2019 06:48 PM (gdfZ0)

243 "No matter, because they're going to get Trump anyway on election fraud. He paid off strippers to influence an election. Those are felonies!"

====

damn dude, get another doctor.

typical crazy liberal brain disorder, "everything you did is wrong and superbad, and anything similar that my side did doesn't exist"

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:49 PM (thQkh)

244 She's the one dating the pasty white guy, right?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 06:49 PM (oVJmc)

245 http://bit.ly/2ApqS5c
*******
EXCLUSIVE: Hillary Used at Least Six Different Personal Phones for Government Business and All Were Easily Hacked!

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 16, 2019 06:49 PM (BqBId)

246 If you think about, anytime a lefty says "if you think about it," the last thing you should do is waste valuable brain cells (even the ones pickled in Valu-Rite) thinking about it.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at September 16, 2019 06:49 PM (uCrjJ)

247 236 HI Insom.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 06:47 PM (cgIyZ)

Hey, Ben Had! Que pasa?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 06:49 PM (NWiLs)

248 0 All I know is that Europeans invented nothing but racism!!

===

right, that's basically the summation of current year liberal crazy brain disease.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:49 PM (thQkh)

249 229 If America is so shitty....


....why is she here?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 06:46 PM (oVJmc)

THIS^^
If this country is such a terrible place, WHY are they here?!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at September 16, 2019 06:50 PM (a4qVe)

250 All weekend long the weather forecase for today was rain. So I planned the day around it raining, ie I was going to play golf but changed plans. Not only did it not rain, it was bright sunny skies all afternoon.

And yet these same people can tell me what the climate will be like in 100 years..

LOLGF

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 06:50 PM (FiUMj)

251 240 I need a TRUMP 2024 shirt.

Posted by: free tibet at September 16, 2019 06:44 PM (IMdOQ)


Shit, I want a madamemayhem 2024 shirt. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 06:48 PM (9Om/r)

Oh fuck yeah. That was epic.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 06:50 PM (NWiLs)

252 No other nation in history has been kinder (to a fault) to a hostile, foreign religion than the USA has been to Islam in light of 9/11.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 16, 2019 06:50 PM (fYi9j)

253 Shit, I want a madamemayhem 2024 shirt. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 06:48 PM (9Om/r)


Ha!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 06:50 PM (myjNJ)

254 Insom, checking on your snail mail status.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 06:50 PM (cgIyZ)

255 EXCLUSIVE: Hillary Used at Least Six Different Personal Phones for Government Business and All Were Easily Hacked!
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 16, 2019 06:49 PM (BqBId)


Hillary was convicted and served her time years ago. Why do we keep relitigating crimes she has already paid the price for.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 06:52 PM (dNzKv)

256 Huck, doctors are not any more or any less pillars of society than you or me.


Mengele was a monster, Salk was a hero.

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 06:52 PM (gmo/4)

257 Oh yes, Ben, the package is in hand.

Wait, that doesn't sound quite right...

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 06:52 PM (NWiLs)

258 39 If you would have asked me 10 years ago which city would inflict someone like this on us, I would not have guessed Minneapolis.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 06:13 PM (dNzKv)

This stuff has been De Rigueur in Minneapolis for going on 2 decades now. There have been problems with cabbies at the airport picking up seeing-eye dogs and people with alcohol due to all the Somali immigrants.

Minneapolis, MN, Dearborne, MI - ground zero, baby.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at September 16, 2019 06:52 PM (w+Ped)

259 I have to go to a meeting right now, but I will leave you with these words of wisdom from my pastor from this past Sunday:

"People say they don't like lies. That's not true. They like lies that fit their sinful nature. Even when they know the lies are untrue, they believe them because they fit their sinful nature."

Looking at you, Democrat Party.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2019 06:53 PM (gAXBD)

260 205 In a sane world on 9/12 every American consulate in the muslim world would have been closed and immigration from the musli world would have stopped. Not slowed down. No reduced. Just stopped. Period. End of fucking sentence.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 06:42 PM (FiUMj)


And many would have been sent packing.

Posted by: Ol' Town Crier at September 16, 2019 06:53 PM (+gUIl)

261 Gangs of Ilhan Omar's constituents are prowling the city in packs looking for individual Americans to be oppressed by

https://www.theblaze.com/news/minneapolis-police-beating-videos

Posted by: ace at September 16, 2019 06:53 PM (PbpT7)

262 244
She's the one dating the pasty white guy, right?

she's dating biden?

Posted by: Anachronda at September 16, 2019 06:53 PM (sGtp+)

263 Ilhan Omar: Impeaching Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh is 'Our Constitutional Duty'

https://tinyurl.com/yypwb9my

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2019 06:54 PM (wiXsO)

264 Thanks Dubya, really appreciate you flooding the country with terrorist loving, lying cheating scum like Omar.
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at September 16, 2019 06:14 PM (eASYU)


I knew we were done when W said it's "the religion of peace."

I yelled at the TV, "no, you idiot! It means submission! We are doomed!"

Posted by: Flyover at September 16, 2019 06:54 PM (B5K06)

265 257
Oh yes, Ben, the package is in hand.



Wait, that doesn't sound quite right...


would have been funnier with a kavanaugh sockpuppet

Posted by: Anachronda at September 16, 2019 06:54 PM (sGtp+)

266 265 257
Oh yes, Ben, the package is in hand.



Wait, that doesn't sound quite right...

would have been funnier with a kavanaugh sockpuppet
Posted by: Anachronda at September 16, 2019 06:54 PM (sGtp+)

Heh. That takes a whole fire team, from what I've heard.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 06:54 PM (NWiLs)

267 258 39 If you would have asked me 10 years ago which city would inflict someone like this on us, I would not have guessed Minneapolis.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 06:13 PM (dNzKv)


It was a trick Clinton played on them.

Posted by: Ol' Town Crier at September 16, 2019 06:55 PM (+gUIl)

268 262 244
She's the one dating the pasty white guy, right?

she's dating biden?



Biden's pasty? He looks like he's 50% ManTan from a Can.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 06:55 PM (oVJmc)

269 Hey, Mark Spitz! No freestyle! Breaststroke only!

Posted by: Lifeguard Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 06:55 PM (PbpT7)

270 Insom, Great, Enjoy!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 06:55 PM (cgIyZ)

271 245 http://bit.ly/2ApqS5c
*******
EXCLUSIVE: Hillary Used at Least Six Different Personal Phones for Government Business and All Were Easily Hacked!
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 16, 2019 06:49 PM (BqBId)

her last email was hrc22 so that mean 1 thru 21 were hacked.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2019 06:56 PM (JFO2v)

272 268
262 244

She's the one dating the pasty white guy, right?



she's dating biden?





Biden's pasty?


you are what you eat

Posted by: Anachronda at September 16, 2019 06:56 PM (sGtp+)

273 "Breaststroke only!"

Heh.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 16, 2019 06:56 PM (gAXBD)

274 270 Insom, Great, Enjoy!
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 06:55 PM (cgIyZ)

Thank you! It's everything I'd hoped for and more!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 06:56 PM (NWiLs)

275 Biden's pasty?

you are what you eat
Posted by: Anachronda at September 16, 2019 06:56 PM (sGtp+)

With or without tassels?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 06:57 PM (NWiLs)

276 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE SHE'S A MUSLIM AND SHE'S FINE BUT I'M AN AMERICAN AND I HAVE A BROKEN ELBOW.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 16, 2019 06:58 PM (gAXBD)

277 Never forget Minnesota gave us such criminals as Hubert Humphrey and Walter Mondale.

The assholes from that state have been doing this crap for years.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 16, 2019 06:59 PM (Z+IKu)

278 >>Gangs of Ilhan Omar's constituents are prowling the city in packs looking for individual Americans to be oppressed by


I am sensing some sarcasm.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 06:59 PM (yBOIx)

279 My main issue with calling the current times a "clash of civilizations" is that it implies that our enemies are civilized.

This is an attack *on* civilization. From the East, the Far East, the New world Southern hemisphere, and from the Left. But mostly from the elites who have benefited so much from our rules and civilization but are too stupid to see it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 16, 2019 07:00 PM (LWu6U)

280 We were warned of a backlash.

I watched for a backlash.

All we saw were self inflicted hoaxes.

So much shared reality from libdiots.

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2019 07:00 PM (p5VRR)

281 Fuck you, America.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at September 16, 2019 07:00 PM (sy5kK)

282 Insom, I'll do a reverse Weasel and send you a peck on the cheek to go along with the cap.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 07:01 PM (cgIyZ)

283 That seems to be a thing.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2019 06:16 PM (ZLI7S)

Lacking a clit, it's not likely to do her any good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 07:01 PM (jEgzt)

284 AND I HAVE A BROKEN ELBOW.

Slap a hot iron on it and stop your whining.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 16, 2019 07:01 PM (dUJdY)

285 I saw Package In Hand open for George Michael at Mary's in Montrose 1989.

Posted by: Diophantes at September 16, 2019 07:02 PM (ykYG2)

286
Update: Gangs of Ilhan Omar's constituents are prowling the city looking for Americans to be oppressed by.


Great commercial for the 2nd Amendment.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 07:02 PM (oVJmc)

287 off Greek sock.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 07:02 PM (ykYG2)

288 282 Insom, I'll do a reverse Weasel and send you a peck on the cheek to go along with the cap.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 07:01 PM (cgIyZ)

*looks around furtively*
*blushes*

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 07:03 PM (NWiLs)

289 W was the most beta fighter pilot, ever.

He was like a towel boy for real men. Don't get me wrong, I liked him in the drinking buddy sort of way, but he saw America under attack, and he flinched.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 16, 2019 07:03 PM (LWu6U)

290 281 Posted by: Ilhan Omar at September 16, 2019 07:00 PM (sy5kK)

Sweetheart, I am not your brother.
//America

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 07:03 PM (xbWHd)

291 It wouldn't bother me one whit if this ditzy broad with a hankie on her noggin received a couple of good slaps to remind her of her station within Islam.

Posted by: Fritz at September 16, 2019 07:03 PM (kLDv+)

292 Why on earth is anybody interviewing this wretched woman and giving her airtime to complain about how she's the real victim of 9/11? She's a horrible person and should not be in any seat of power in a sane world. This crap drives me nuts.

Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2019 07:04 PM (aXucN)

293 Hello Horde,

Just got back online yesterday and have been enjoying the return to your company.

As always, thanks for the news and the laughs.

As to the current subject, the old saying "better late than never" comes to mind.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2019 07:05 PM (IDhUW)

294 293 Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2019 07:05 PM (IDhUW)
Welcome back Kestrel, yeah if she was hurt by the tongue bath W gave Muslims just wait until we actually start showing anger.

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 07:06 PM (xbWHd)

295 Re the update:

So Minneapolis is hiring 14 new cops and eight will be for "neighborhood outreach." Yes, that will work.

I also wondered the reason for all the euphemisms and avoidances of the racial and ethnic motives, and then noticed the article appeared in The Blaze and was written by Leon Wolf. This answers the mystery of whether someone can be too cucky to write for a cuck publication.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 16, 2019 07:06 PM (iw59Q)

296 I just hope she keeps using her cock holster for pissing off decent and civilized Americans. Because she is how you get more Trump.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 16, 2019 07:07 PM (pw+jk)

297 The first muzzie that starts to say al Hah axbar is going to be met with auto correct.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 07:08 PM (cgIyZ)

298 295 Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 16, 2019 07:06 PM (iw59Q)

Given that ten of them will likely be Somali themselves the net result will be less convictions and arrests because the cops will warn the gangs how long the response will be.

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 07:08 PM (xbWHd)

299 Rep. Omar was elected to represent her constituents. And she is. Unfortunately her constituents are a bunch of America hating idiots. Keep in mind she represents a small part of America.
As Bluebell (I think) stated, it's a shame that she gets so much air time.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 16, 2019 07:10 PM (N3JsI)

300
Starting with the Obama era, these successive crops of vicious brown grifters have worked long and hard to convince me that the civil rights movement was a gigantic con, and all talk of one great human family is a grotesque fraud, and the only problem they really have with slavery and Jim
Crow is that the wrong people were being enslaved. They have ground this assertion into my face like a giant spiny lobster and they have convinced me.

I pay for these dickheads to sit around and plan my extinction.

The backlash they falsely claim all the time, the one that never arrives, is now just around the corner. They demand it. I will comply with their wishes, and do my part.

Somebody is going to grab this bony stick figure Omar by her ankles and swing her into a wall.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 16, 2019 07:10 PM (1RlY2)

301 Romans Still Fear Abuse From Christians

200 years after they crucified Christ many Romans still feel they are being discriminated against. We interviewed Marcus and Aurelius, both feared they would not be promoted to second assistant second shift manager at Starbucks.

I mean WTF, said Marcus, some wood, nails, and a few thorns and we are the bad guys.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2019 07:11 PM (JFO2v)

302 Our response after 9/11 was pretty soft, when you get down to it. Our leaders jumped up on their tables and pleaded with us to just not get too mad and violent against our peaceful neighbors. That's all we heard from our politicians and the Media, but I repeat myself. Islamophobe was the New Racisty Racist, and white guys were suspects of this NEW SIN....

Rant off.....

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 07:11 PM (90T4r)

303 just wait until we actually start showing anger
-----
Being basically nice people, we have given our enemies a lot of latitude. With the masks coming off the enemies, we should be able to identify them and if/when needed take action.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2019 07:11 PM (IDhUW)

304 Yes Jack
more Steely Dan

Posted by: kactus at September 16, 2019 07:11 PM (haWE5)

305 She needs to go home. To Somalia.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 16, 2019 07:11 PM (7imgO)

306 Ilhan's behavior isn't unbelievable at all, it's textbook sociopathic.

Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2019 07:13 PM (za+mW)

307 303 Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2019 07:11 PM (IDhUW)

The right needs to be more giving like Santa Claus.....
and being like Santa means "making a list and checking it twice...."

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 07:13 PM (xbWHd)

308 Blue bird of f**king joy -

How the he!! did you do that upside down thingy?!?!?

Posted by: Grannymimi at September 16, 2019 07:13 PM (u5LFV)

309 305 She needs to go home. To Somalia.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 16, 2019 07:11 PM (7___O)

She would not last a year there, and she knows it.

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 07:13 PM (90T4r)

310 306 Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2019 07:13 PM (za+mW)

If you want to understand just how normal she is take a hard look at Londonistan Municipal politics post 2000.

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 07:13 PM (xbWHd)

311 Starting with the Obama era, these successive crops of vicious brown grifters have worked long and hard to convince me that the civil rights movement was a gigantic con, and all talk of one great human family is a grotesque fraud, and the only problem they really have with slavery and Jim
Crow is that the wrong people were being enslaved. They have ground this assertion into my face like a giant spiny lobster and they have convinced me.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 16, 2019 07:10 PM (1RlY2)

Yup......The Civil Rights Act of 1964 was no such thing.

Now we reap what we sowed.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 16, 2019 07:14 PM (Z+IKu)

312 8 Fucking wog.
Posted by: Archer


The wogs begin at St. Paul.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 07:14 PM (Q3dyo)

313 77 LOL. Paying blackmail isn't illegal.
Posted by: rickb223

===

yeah, but they still want his tax returns because maybe he used his business funds to do it. Not that he runs a publicly traded company but maybe he took a loss on that money?

This lawfare from the left is war, trump needs to open up a special unit just to fuck these people in the ass right back.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 06:18 PM (thQkh)


Rich and famous people pay off the leeches and anklebiters all the time, perfectly legal.

This legal trash from NY that claim to be lawful are not investigating a crime, rather are fleecing the Trumps to try to find something, anything, illegal.

Just like they do it in Venezuela and Iran.

It was Uncle Josef that said something about give me the man, and I will find the crime, or something like that.

These NY shitheads should hang by lamp posts.

Someday......someday.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 07:14 PM (sy5kK)

314 Yes Cannibal Bob it is really me.
I am recovering nicely from my surgery and will likely be returning to the field next week.
I hope the horde is well, and wanted to let all the horde know that Ms10077 and Lad10077 are both doing well.
Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 06:36 PM (xbWHd)

Good to see you here, sven!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 07:14 PM (jEgzt)

315 309 305 She needs to go home. To Somalia.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 16, 2019 07:11 PM (7___O)

She would not last a year there, and she knows it.
Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 07:13 PM (90T4r)



With all of her adultery she would be headless within hours after her arrival.

Let's buy her a one-way ticket.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:15 PM (myjNJ)

316 If windmills could harness the infinite supply of backlash...

Posted by: klaftern at September 16, 2019 07:16 PM (RuIsu)

317 Another democrat what doesn't know to stop digging when they've already hit bedrock.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 07:16 PM (NWiLs)

318 With all of her adultery she would be headless within hours after her arrival.

Let's buy her a one-way ticket.


Yeah, why waste money?

Posted by: ʎoſ ƃuᴉ,Ⅎ ɟo pɹᴉq ǝnlq at September 16, 2019 07:16 PM (lD3vL)

319 Everyone must do his part.

Posted by: Ol' Town Crier at September 16, 2019 07:17 PM (+gUIl)

320 Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 07:13 PM (90T4r)

She's the worst kind of traitor. She abandoned her land and her way of life instead of fighting for it, and she comes her to bad mouth us. Fuck her and the horse she rode in on.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 16, 2019 07:17 PM (7imgO)

321 OT: just listened to The Cars' "Drive" on yootoob.

A sad couple days.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 07:17 PM (ykYG2)

322 311 Starting with the Obama era, these successive crops of vicious brown grifters have worked long and hard to convince me that the civil rights movement was a gigantic con, and all talk of one great human family is a grotesque fraud, and the only problem they really have with slavery and Jim
Crow is that the wrong people were being enslaved. They have ground this assertion into my face like a giant spiny lobster and they have convinced me.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 16, 2019 07:10 PM (1RlY2)

Yup......The Civil Rights Act of 1964 was no such thing.

Now we reap what we sowed.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 16, 2019 07:14 PM (Z+IKu)



When I signed it, I said that those n*****s will be voting Democrat for the next 200 years.

55 down, 145 to go!

Posted by: Lyndon Baines Johnson at September 16, 2019 07:17 PM (sy5kK)

323 Blue bird! How are you doing that upside down and backward thingy with the nic?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 07:18 PM (myjNJ)

324 PDT is having a rally in...NM??

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 07:18 PM (a0IVu)

325 Democrats will keep digging and digging looking for any scrap of information that they can make the general public think it's a bigger problem.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 07:19 PM (ZCEU2)

326 Ilhan, Why be a slave to democracy when you can go to Somalia and be a queen of millions?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 07:19 PM (cgIyZ)

327 "So Minneapolis is hiring 14 new cops ..."

Do they train at the pistol range with targets of Australian Milfs in lingerie?

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at September 16, 2019 07:19 PM (w7KSn)

328 Under nood

Posted by: Josephistan at September 16, 2019 07:19 PM (Izzlo)

329 Yup......The Civil Rights Act of 1964 was no such thing.

Now we reap what we sowed.
-----
The swing of the pendulum..... I hope that this returning swing will not over correct, but result in accepting that "all men are created equal"

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2019 07:20 PM (IDhUW)

330 It was Uncle Josef that said something about give me the man, and I will find the crime, or something like that
....
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 07:14 PM (sy5kK)


Please, let us give credit where credit is due!

Posted by: Zombie L Beria at September 16, 2019 07:20 PM (BiNEL)

331 314 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 07:14 PM (jEgzt)

Happy to be here, my hashtag changed because I am back at Ft Polk.
I miss everyone and am doing well at my job.
What time I have to post on the remains of the day is usually at Insty's.
Good stuff on the ONTs of late.
Hope all is well, and I sincerely hope that our departed friends who were troubled by the choice in 2016 come home for 2020.
We need to reunify and unleash the horde.
God bless you all.

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 07:20 PM (xbWHd)

332

Would you rather be gang raped by Blacks, Muslims, or Black Muslims? We report, you decide!

Posted by: Your MFM at September 16, 2019 07:20 PM (+R3wP)

333 327 "So Minneapolis is hiring 14 new cops ..."

Do they train at the pistol range with targets of Australian Milfs in lingerie?

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at September 16, 2019 07:19 PM (w7KSn)
----------------


How to shoot in a car
How to shoot across your partner
How to shoot first and ask questions later

Posted by: Ol' Town Crier at September 16, 2019 07:21 PM (+gUIl)

334 C-Span 9pm President Trump rally Rio Rancho NM

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 07:21 PM (ZCEU2)

335
Starting with the Obama era, these successive crops of vicious brown grifters have worked long and hard to convince me that the civil rights movement was a gigantic con,

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

======

You'd think so, considering how quickly it got jacked. But even Dennis Prager and Larry Elder admit that it didn't spring from nothing. People were getting screwed at one time. I wish I could find the vid they made, I think it's about 10 years old, that summarizes the whole story, the origins, the jacking, the affirmative action mess we have today.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 07:23 PM (3EPLG)

336 God bless you and yours sven

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2019 07:25 PM (IDhUW)

337 76 One day they will get the backlash that they talk about.

Posted by: Picric at September 16, 2019 06:18 PM (nonGu)


When? I've been hearing that for 18 years.

Posted by: rickl at September 16, 2019 07:25 PM (sdi6R)

338 The sad part of this is that she was probably in a news studio in New York, maybe DC and the interviewer didn't stand up and bitch slap her like the sperm burpin penis holster that she is.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 16, 2019 07:26 PM (7imgO)

339 the civil rights movement was a gigantic con,

I read that as 'gigantic coon.'

I denounce myself and will spend the night in The Box.

Posted by: Pendulous Richard at September 16, 2019 07:26 PM (UFLLM)

340 If this country is such a terrible place, WHY are they here?!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at September 16, 2019 06:50 PM (a4qVe)


You obviously have not evaluated the potential for benefits and graft in other countries!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 07:27 PM (BiNEL)

341 You obviously have not evaluated the potential for benefits and graft in other countries!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 07:27 PM (BiNEL)


Germany?
England?

Posted by: Ol' Town Crier at September 16, 2019 07:29 PM (+gUIl)

342 ABC Nightly News just ran a story in which they repeated every discredited NYT talking point re: Kavanaugh ....including waiting until the end of the story to say that 'Republicans point to the Times saying the accuser doesn't even recall the story'. Unreal.The NYT formula for destroying America in 4 simple steps:1. Print a slanted anti-Republican story, which omits key facts2. Unleash the entire leftist media across the country to go crazy repeating the story3. Add a 'never mind' disclaimer 10 hours later, which totally discredits the story... but don't acknowledge that it totally discredits the story.
4. Never, ever apologize or write a correction to the original story.
Here we are, 48 hours after the NYT broke the story, and the leftist minions at ABC news are repeating all the lies as if they are true. Un -freaking- believable.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at September 16, 2019 07:30 PM (RLiOt)

343 Germany?
England?

Posted by: Ol' Town Crier at September 16, 2019 07:29 PM (+gUIl)


Well, they apparently do approve of blonde rape in Sweden, so you may have a point!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 07:30 PM (BiNEL)

344 When? I've been hearing that for 18 years.

Posted by: rickl at September 16, 2019 07:25 PM (sdi6R)


Increasingly, I have begun to think maybe "that's not really who we are!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 07:32 PM (BiNEL)

345 If only NASA had done more for Muslim outreach. It was just too little, too late

like "outreach" from the entire fleet of USSBN's.

Posted by: Grannymimi at September 16, 2019 07:35 PM (u5LFV)

346 Hello, my name is lin-duh and I am a racist....

Posted by: lin-duh at September 16, 2019 07:36 PM (UUBmN)

347 Here we are, 48 hours after the NYT broke the story, and the leftist minions at ABC news are repeating all the lies as if they are true. Un -freaking- believable.
Posted by: Forheremenaremen
-------
Is it really that unbelievable???///

Posted by: lin-duh at September 16, 2019 07:38 PM (UUBmN)

348 327:

"Do they train at the pistol range with targets of Australian Milfs in lingerie?"


That's officially been memoryholed.


Move on.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 16, 2019 07:39 PM (iw59Q)

349
I might not belong here anymore, but I for DAMN sure am still going to rail about how much of a Cancer that Islam is upon the world.
Posted by: Allie at September 16, 2019 06:38 PM (pgXNG)

Nonsense. Not the Islam part, but that you don't belong here.

sure you do! as much as anyone else.

so stop that talk, ok?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 07:40 PM (sy5kK)

350 349
I might not belong here anymore, but I for DAMN sure am still going to rail about how much of a Cancer that Islam is upon the world.
Posted by: Allie at September 16, 2019 06:38 PM (pgXNG)

Nonsense. Not the Islam part, but that you don't belong here.

sure you do! as much as anyone else.

so stop that talk, ok?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 07:40 PM (sy5kK)

Truth about conservatives, typically people are seen and accepted as the individuals they are not a group they are part of.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 16, 2019 07:42 PM (IDhUW)

351
The backlash is potential energy, held in check by the activation energy required.

It will be initiated when one person too many loses a loved one to this madness.

Once started it will be self-sustaining like a forest fire. It is the nature of civil wars.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 16, 2019 07:44 PM (1RlY2)

352 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46BCpSJKIjw
********
Ilhan Omar's song

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 16, 2019 07:53 PM (BqBId)

353 Not nearly enough.

Posted by: Quilp at September 16, 2019 07:55 PM (Bf3hj)

354 When you think about Ihlan, you understand why even her brother got tired of her.

Posted by: tbodie at September 16, 2019 07:56 PM (vz4z/)

355 Happy to be here, my hashtag changed because I am back at Ft Polk.
I miss everyone and am doing well at my job.
What time I have to post on the remains of the day is usually at Insty's.
Good stuff on the ONTs of late.
Hope all is well, and I sincerely hope that our departed friends who were troubled by the choice in 2016 come home for 2020.
We need to reunify and unleash the horde.
God bless you all.
Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 07:20 PM
************
Yes, wze do need to all come together in order to save our country. You think censorship is bad now, if the Leftists win the only opinion allowed will be theirs.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2019 07:57 PM (wiXsO)

And Now, Another Episode of "Grampa Joe's Corny Old-Timey Half-Remembered Lies"

This is as true as it gets, friends.


A newly surfaced video clip from 2017 shows Joe Biden recounting a bizarre alleged incident in which he deftly avoided a razor-and-chain fight with a gang leader named Corn Pop, when Biden was serving as the only white lifeguard at a predominately black Delaware pool in the summer of 1962.

...

"I learned a lot. And I learned that it makes a difference," Biden said in the 2017 video clip, which documented the ceremony in which the Brown-Burton-Winchester Park was renamed the Joseph R. Biden Jr. Aquatic Center.

"This was the diving board area, and I was one of the guards, and they weren't allowed to -- it was a 3-meter board. And if you fell off sideways, you landed on the damn, er, darn cement over there," Biden said.


Some members of the crowd laughed, apparently at Biden correcting his language, as a small gathering of black children surrounding Biden looked ahead, seemingly disinterested.

"And Corn Pop was a bad dude. And he ran a bunch of bad boys. And back in those days -- to show how things have changed -- one of the things you had to use, if you used Pomade in your hair, you had to wear a baby cap. And so he was up on the board and wouldn't listen to me. I said, 'Hey, Esther, you! Off the board, or I'll come up and drag you off.' Well, he came off, and he said, 'I'll meet you outside.'"

Biden's comments were a reference to competitive swimmer-turned actress Esther Williams, who died in 2013.

"My car was mostly, these were all public housing behind us," Biden continued. "My car - there was a gate on here. I parked my car outside the gate. And he said, 'I'll be waiting for you. He was waiting for me with three guys with straight razors. Not a joke. There was a guy named Bill Wright the only white guy and he did all the pools. He was a mechanic. And I said, 'What am I gonna do?' And he said. 'Come down here in the basement, where all the mechanics- - where all the pool builder is.' You know the chain, there used to be a chain that went across the deep end. And he cut off a six-foot length of chain, and folded it up and he said, 'You walk out with that chain, and you walk to the car and say, 'you may cut me man, but I'm gonna wrap this chain around your head.'"


Biden continued: "I said, 'You're kidding me.'" He said, 'No if you don't, don't come back.' And he was right. So I walked out with the chain. And I walked up to my car. And in those days, you remember the straight razors, you had to bang 'em on the curb, gettin' em rusty, puttin' em in the rain barrel, gettin' em rusty? And I looked at him, but I was smart, then. I said, 'First of all,' I said, 'when I tell you to get off the board, you get off the board, and I'll kick you out again, but I shouldn't have called you Esther Williams, and I apologize for that. I apologize.' But I didn't know that apology was gonna work."

"He said, 'you apologize to me?'" Biden went on. "I said, 'I apologize but not for throwing you out, but I apologize for what I said.' He said, 'OK,' closed that straight razor, and my heart began to beat again."

News has come out that there was indeed a guy calling himself "Corn Pop" alive at that time, and there was a gang called "The Romans."

But the rest of the story seems... well, Bidenesque. This twitter user cast doubt on a lot of the story, highlighting Biden's claim that many of the blacks at the pool had never spoken to a white person before.

He points out that whites made up 73% of the county, making this claim highly dubious.

I'm not sure if I believe that Joe Biden almost had a chain and knife fight which was later defused by mutual recognition of each other's humanity.

Because I think I saw that happen in "Beat It."





Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:06 PM




Comments

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1 The gangsta's name was really "KABOOM!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 05:06 PM (Kpl3J)

2 Joey Bidet is a few Fruit Loops short of a bowl.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2019 05:08 PM (7pqxB)

3 He really wanted to put Corn Pop back in chains.

Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 05:08 PM (Ciifn)

4 SCREAM AND LEAP!

Into the pool in 1962, that is.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 05:09 PM (ClOmq)

5 As far as Biden stories go, this is one of the best.

As Mark Steyn would say, this is classic Biden.

Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 05:09 PM (sX1BW)

6 "... predominately black Delaware pool in the summer of 1962."

I imagine the diving board was a pretty lonely place at that pool.

Posted by: BuckIV at September 16, 2019 05:09 PM (PZ2ib)

7 Eat it! Just eat it!

Posted by: Joe Biden channel MJ by way of Weird Al at September 16, 2019 05:09 PM (RD7QR)

8 It wasn't Corn Pop you stupid old man. It was me.

Posted by: Frosted Flake at September 16, 2019 05:09 PM (5itaF)

9 And Cornpop is conveniently dead.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 05:09 PM (jEgzt)

10 How badass could that guy be? - his name was Corn Pop and he wore a bathing cap to the pool.

Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 05:10 PM (Ciifn)

11 Beat it.

https://youtu.be/oRdxUFDoQe0

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 05:10 PM (jYnPD)

12 Who did he steal this story from?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2019 05:10 PM (7pqxB)

13 Let me tell you about the time I faced down Count Chockula!

Posted by: Joe Biden channels MJ by way of Weird Al at September 16, 2019 05:10 PM (RD7QR)

14 "They gonna put ya'll back in CHAINZ!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:10 PM (ptqGC)

15
When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way
From your first cigarette to your last dying day.
My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Smokin' Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:11 PM (iCClr)

16
Wait, what?

The Joe Biden Aquatic Center?!?!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 16, 2019 05:11 PM (KL8os)

17 This version sounds a *fraction* more plausible in one detail, that Biden went out with the chain in hand, instead of wrapped around his arm and under a towel. Of course, now he's added the detail that all three kids had straight razors instead of Corn Pop alone.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 05:11 PM (ClOmq)

18 My theory is still that it was "Corn Chip", not "Corn Pop", and that it was a Mexican, not a black guy, and that the whole thing is a half-remembered dream from when Plugs nodded off during a Frito Bandito commercial.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 05:11 PM (IRd4p)

19 You apologizing to me?

YOU apologizing to ME!

YOU APOLOGIZING TO ME!!

Posted by: Corn Pop talking to a mirror at September 16, 2019 05:11 PM (Ciifn)

20 The Romans. Weren't they in The Warriors movie dressed like centurions?


Can You Dig It !!

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 05:11 PM (hN5g8)

21 And in those days, you remember the straight razors, you had to bang
'em on the curb, gettin' em rusty, puttin' em in the rain barrel,
gettin' em rusty?


Someone slip this tip to bluebell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:11 PM (ptqGC)

22 OK you paste eating ass hat. Whatever makes you feel better. Now wipe that milk off your lip and STFU.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 16, 2019 05:12 PM (Qf6sY)

23 Coulda happened just that way, you don't know.

Thing is the system is broken so we are all senile now.

Posted by: Living in Amash's District at September 16, 2019 05:12 PM (Xo3T0)

24 What, no running under sniper fire?

Piker.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 05:12 PM (zmxYi)

25 He shouldn't have called that guy Venus Williams.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 05:12 PM (yBOIx)

26 > his name was Corn Pop and he wore a bathing cap to the pool.

Keeps the Jheri Curl from forming an oil slick.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 05:12 PM (IRd4p)

27 Someone please tell me there's no Ted Kennedy Aquatic Center.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:12 PM (ptqGC)

28 He ran a bunch of bad boys

++++

Boys?

That 's rather.....problematical, isn't it?

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at September 16, 2019 05:12 PM (T09ml)

29 18 My theory is still that it was "Corn Chip", not "Corn Pop", and that it was a Mexican, not a black guy, and that the whole thing is a half-remembered dream from when Plugs nodded off during a Frito Bandito commercial.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 05:11 PM (IRd4p)


Aye, aye, aye-aye!!

Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 05:12 PM (Ciifn)

30
I did my part to keep the negros out of our pools!

Posted by: Joe "Cracker Jack" Biden at September 16, 2019 05:12 PM (AzW6q)

31 And then I told ol' Corn Pop, to have some more chicken, have some more pie. It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried. Just eat it.

Posted by: Biden at September 16, 2019 05:12 PM (jYnPD)

32 So Joey Plugz and Corn Pone almost had a brawl, but in the end they hugged it out?

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 05:12 PM (xbWHd)

33 And that little girl was me...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 16, 2019 05:12 PM (7ZV3n)

34 I even doubt the diving board detail. Back in the '60s, public pools had 10-foot boards. Not three-meters.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 16, 2019 05:13 PM (jWe5r)

35 Then there was the time Count Chocula grabbed me from behind in a dark alley around midnight. I apologized for being a warm-blooded mammal. He retracted his fangs, said Ok, offered me his hand to shake, and we're still friends to this day. Swear it on my dead son's grave, man.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:13 PM (5itaF)

36 Carrie Ann just won the internet today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:13 PM (ptqGC)

37 I'm pretty sure Biden is confusing real life with the movies The Outsiders and Porky's.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 05:13 PM (LgJhO)

38 If he swore on that story "as a Biden," I'm sold. That's pretty much the Gold Standard.

Posted by: Oedipus at September 16, 2019 05:13 PM (N4r5a)

39 So what's the over/under before some leftist accuses Biden of racism?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 05:13 PM (zmxYi)

40 'Unchain my Heart' - Joe Biden and the Corn Pop Gang (1962)

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 05:13 PM (yBOIx)

41 Somewhere there is a black Providence gang banger by the name of Sugar Smack who but for the chance of fate determined by Biden's cereal of choice for that day is not the most famous Delaware gang banger to ever have lived.

Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 05:13 PM (sX1BW)

42 Well his name was Joe Wheat. So corn, whatever. He had a Pop who shaved with a straight razor he said, and he was gonna get it from his house, man. He said he would threaten my cracker, excuse me for saying "cracker ass" with it. So, I'm not saying I'm brave or nothing, but its not everyone who would stand with brother Malcolm X on that bridge in Selma like I did.
I can see it like it was yesterday man. Governor Reagan was there with his boys, his dogs and the firehoses.
Just like yesterday. It was beautiful man.

Posted by: My Word as a Biden at September 16, 2019 05:13 PM (koNhm)

43 Was this before or after he gave his famous Welsh Coal Miner speech?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 16, 2019 05:13 PM (NVYyb)

44 I thought they don't have any buoyancy ?

Posted by: yacht rocker at September 16, 2019 05:13 PM (B+t5k)

45 21 And in those days, you remember the straight razors, you had to bang
'em on the curb, gettin' em rusty, puttin' em in the rain barrel,
gettin' em rusty?

Someone slip this tip to bluebell.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019


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I don't get what Joe is talking about (though of course I rarely ever do). Straight razors were made more effective by a coating of rust?? (Hard to rust stainless steel, ain't it?)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 05:13 PM (ClOmq)

46 And the three...um.....boys in the gang were Snap, Crackle and Little Pop.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at September 16, 2019 05:13 PM (T09ml)

47 Man, I must have had more than my limit or fell into that damn time machine.
I've been to this thread before.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 05:14 PM (a3puQ)

48
"Aquatic Center" wasn't their first choice.
They almost named it The Joe Biden Place Where You Get All Wet And Shit In The Big Hole In The Ground.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 16, 2019 05:14 PM (KL8os)

49 "I knew Captain Crunch."
" And you, Sir...are no Captain Crunch."

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:14 PM (yBOIx)

50 I love the video of Uncle Joe spittin' his dentures during the debate.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2019 05:14 PM (pyXW1)

51 That CarrieAnne tweet is friggin hilarious.

Posted by: irright at September 16, 2019 05:14 PM (pMGkg)

52 The leader of the meanest gang in town went by Kaboom.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:14 PM (ptqGC)

53 *clink*clink*clink*

Joeeeeeey! Come out and plaaaaayyy!

Posted by: Corn Pop and the Romans at September 16, 2019 05:14 PM (iCClr)

54 Joey Bidet had a tussle with Huggy Bear Sr?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2019 05:14 PM (7pqxB)

55 My favorite Joe Biden Moment was when he stood up before a graduating class at Princeton and threw down an IQ comparison challenge; Joe versus Princeton.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 16, 2019 05:14 PM (NVYyb)

56 36
Carrie Ann just won the internet today.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:13 PM (ptqGC)

I give her three sniffs.

Posted by: Biden at September 16, 2019 05:14 PM (jYnPD)

57 News has come out that there was indeed a guy calling himself "Corn Pop" alive at that time, and there was a gang called "The Romans."



They weren't shit. You should have seen Pop Corn and the Greeks.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 05:14 PM (AKYZm)

58 And in those days, you remember the straight razors, you had to bang
'em on the curb, gettin' em rusty, puttin' em in the rain barrel,
gettin' em rusty?

--------------

Unlike to today, when you can just order an already rusted straight razor directly from Amazon.

Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 05:14 PM (sX1BW)

59 "I'm your Crunch-Berry."

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:15 PM (yBOIx)

60 Wait West Side Story was on Delaware? Where is Maria in this story.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2019 05:15 PM (zksaJ)

61 So, some garrulous old man spins a yarn about days of old... pretty much sums it up... except that said old man is a notorious liar, so skepticism is mandatory.

Besides... Who Cares??

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:15 PM (90T4r)

62 I carry a straight razor and a folding knife. I do not try to get them rusty. Perhaps I am doing something wrong here.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 05:15 PM (myjNJ)

63 Did you see the one where he said he and Barack were tested for AIDS ?

Posted by: jsg at September 16, 2019 05:15 PM (aDxMP)

64
I never heard of a pool called an "Aquatic Center."

Is it also an Aquarium?? With penguins and seals?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 16, 2019 05:15 PM (KL8os)

65 >>Keeps the Jheri Curl from forming an oil slick.

Soul Glo.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2019 05:15 PM (ZLI7S)

66 "And Corn Pop was a bad dude. And he ran a bunch of bad boys.

"Yes, they were called The Sharks. The only gang tough enough to stand up to The Jets. They accepted me and put away the razors when I won the dance-off."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 05:15 PM (zmxYi)

67 Oh lord. laughing so hard at the Carrie Ann tweet and the stupidity that is Biden.

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 05:15 PM (a0IVu)

68 Another week another Bullshit Biden tale. Why do we even bother to comment? Just pass the popcorn

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 16, 2019 05:15 PM (9Vttv)

69 is joe trying to get on unlimited fighting champions? why is this dumb fuck always trying to impress everybody with his tough guy bullshit? what a corncob clusterfuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 16, 2019 05:15 PM (KP5rU)

70 It's like Joe is trying to make up for some lack in himself or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:15 PM (ptqGC)

71 60 Wait West Side Story was on Delaware? Where is Maria in this story.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2019 05:15 PM (zksaJ)


Sorry, just saw this!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 05:16 PM (zmxYi)

72 > Straight razors were made more effective by a coating of rust?? (Hard to rust stainless steel, ain't it?)

Belief that rusty steel was more likely to cause tetanus and other infections.

The straight razors of that era weren't stainless.... stainless steel alloys sucked for anything with a quality edge up until around the 1980s or so.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 05:16 PM (IRd4p)

73 Joe was about to eat Corn Pop alive, then Cap'n Crunch showed up.

Posted by: Sphynx at September 16, 2019 05:16 PM (rXie1)

74 Now I didn't tell you guys the rest of the story which is a feel good story . If I'm lying I'm dying .

Corn Pop later went on to become a counselor and went on Twitter during the 1968 Chicago Riots and tried to calm the well spoken blacks that were not participating. My word as s Biden. ----Joe Biden

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 05:16 PM (hN5g8)

75 Just using the word "pomade" would be enough for a Republican to have to drop out.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 05:16 PM (NFEMn)

76 BIDEN! COME OUT AND PLAY-AYYYY!

Posted by: Corn Pop and the Lucky Charms at September 16, 2019 05:16 PM (RD7QR)

77 Yes. Joe Biden IS Grandpa Simpson.

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 16, 2019 05:16 PM (gdfZ0)

78 The pomade comment made me cringe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:16 PM (ptqGC)

79 Corn Pop was a bad dude. And he ran a bunch of bad boys.

Badder than old King Kong, and meaner than a junk yard dog.

Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 05:16 PM (Ciifn)

80 62 I carry a straight razor and a folding knife. I do not try to get them rusty. Perhaps I am doing something wrong here.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 05:15 PM (myjNJ)

If you carry your cell phone in your bra, you have the Trifecta.

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:16 PM (90T4r)

81 Biden had balls of steel back when he had teeth.

Posted by: Doggfish at September 16, 2019 05:16 PM (rIuKr)

82 Rumor is that biden gets a new asshole every few years. He talks out of them so much he wears them out.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 05:16 PM (9Om/r)

83 Sargent Krupke calls bullshit

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2019 05:17 PM (zksaJ)

84 Corn Pop's real name was Neil Kinnock.

Posted by: Frasier Crane (I'm coming back!) at September 16, 2019 05:17 PM (dmYb7)

85 72 > Straight razors were made more effective by a coating of rust?? (Hard to rust stainless steel, ain't it?)

Belief that rusty steel was more likely to cause tetanus and other infections.

The straight razors of that era weren't stainless.... stainless steel alloys sucked for anything with a quality edge up until around the 1980s or so.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019


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Ah. Okay. So Unca Joe can actually remember some details that fit the story he's spinning.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 05:17 PM (ClOmq)

86 82 Rumor is that biden gets a new asshole every few years.

He had Obama for 8 years.

Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 05:17 PM (Ciifn)

87 Next week Joey Bidet will retell his encounter with LeRoy Brown

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2019 05:17 PM (7pqxB)

88 True Story. ..Joe Biden was the inspiration for Springteens 'Glory Days'

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 16, 2019 05:17 PM (WhTSP)

89 The black kids are looking around like, "Who's this old white dude? When can we get back in the pool?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:17 PM (ptqGC)

90 As we said this morning, Biden, as a life guard, in 1962, at an all black public pool?

Because they weren't integrated back then.


Not buying it.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 05:18 PM (AKYZm)

91 I wonder if Ace ever got cut by Kaboom

Posted by: jsg at September 16, 2019 05:18 PM (aDxMP)

92 Corn Pop!
I just met a gangsta named Corn Pop!

Posted by: West side of Wilmington Story at September 16, 2019 05:18 PM (RD7QR)

93 "Joe Biden Aquatic Center"?

Y'all know that the I-95 rest stop in Delaware was renamed the "Biden Welcome Center" recently, right?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 16, 2019 05:18 PM (dfRN6)

94 Joe's just working on his street cred. To bad it's from 50 years ago.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 05:18 PM (cgIyZ)

95
I just decided to call my bathroom The Soothsayer Aquatic Center.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 16, 2019 05:18 PM (KL8os)

96 You know, that Corn Pop feller... turned out he was clean and articulate...

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:18 PM (90T4r)

97 I can't even imagine what would happen if a Republican candidate had a bizarre story like this. It would instantly end their candidacy and be the butt of every joke for the next 30 years.

Posted by: Blago at September 16, 2019 05:18 PM (sjTfF)

98 Dance fight!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 05:18 PM (NWiLs)

99 I went to the on line version of the Washington Post Express. It's a nice new app on my phone. They have this thing where you can get your gangster name......Mines Cream of Wheat. Grits woulda been cool, but Cream of Wheat? Come on man! Suppose it's better than Maypo.

Word of Biden.

Posted by: Creepy Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:18 PM (ymnmz)

100
I like sniffing Pop Tarts

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:18 PM (t6XCL)

101 I'm guessing the real story is that in High School Joe was known as 'Esther' and he's developed the 'Joe's a hero' story to keep from blowing his brains out.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at September 16, 2019 05:19 PM (Lg/Uq)

102 There is iron in your words of death for all to see, lifeguard Joe.

Posted by: Corn Pop at September 16, 2019 05:19 PM (ZLI7S)

103 94 Joe's just working on his street cred. To bad it's from 50 years ago.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 05:18 PM (cgIyZ)

Gansta Joe

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 05:19 PM (a0IVu)

104 And then I convinced Butters to come out of retirement for the danceoff

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at September 16, 2019 05:19 PM (zksaJ)

105 64 I never heard of a pool called an "Aquatic Center."

Is it also an Aquarium?? With penguins and seals?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 16, 2019 05:15 PM (KL8os)


I'll see the aquarium and raise you a natatorium.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 05:19 PM (a3puQ)

106 Tell us another one, Sheriff Joe!

Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2019 05:19 PM (Pqytn)

107 There was this time that me and some friends spent a night in the county jail after a wild night back in '62. Big colored fella named Sugar Bear grabs me by the shirt and says "who you can't get 'nuff of?"

True story

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:19 PM (qAR6u)

108 Bob Dole has a story like that but I think it was more manly.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 05:19 PM (dNzKv)

109 What is it with gangsters and food items?

Cory Booker > T-BoneJoe Biden > Corn Pop
What's next, Buttigieg has a gangster buddy named Ham Hock?

Posted by: Fritz at September 16, 2019 05:19 PM (2Mnv1)

110 Corn Pop later joined forces with the Frito Bandito and bought a farm in Iowa.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 05:19 PM (NFEMn)

111 I was born a cornpopper's daughter in Butcher Holler. I mean Scranton.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:19 PM (5itaF)

112 I don't need no stinkin' bathing cap.

Posted by: Corn Row at September 16, 2019 05:19 PM (2+84X)

113 Then there was that time when Joe and I rumbled with Tony and the Tigers.

ps; the delicious sugar frosting is part of the kink!

Posted by: Lucky the Leprechuan at September 16, 2019 05:19 PM (Ndje9)

114 I wonder if dude would Corn Pop a cap in yo ass back in those days.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2019 05:19 PM (pyXW1)

115 If you carry your cell phone in your bra, you have the Trifecta.
Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:16 PM (90T4r)

I usually carry it in my pocket.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 05:20 PM (myjNJ)

116 That Carrie Ann tweet is the funniest damn thing I've read in awhile. I laughed and laughed and laughed.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 16, 2019 05:20 PM (NMAzL)

117 Just spitballin' here, but I'm willing to bet Joe is kinda racist. He bends over backwards to try to cover it up, but in doing so, fails miserably.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:20 PM (ptqGC)

118 87
Next week Joey Bidet will retell his encounter with LeRoy Brown

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2019 05:17 PM (7pqxB)


Well that was some story, but let me tell you the one about "Jim"

Posted by: Creepy Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:20 PM (ymnmz)

119 . . . and then the negroes stole our dates.

Posted by: Biden at September 16, 2019 05:20 PM (jYnPD)

120 109 What is it with gangsters and food items?

Cory Booker > T-BoneJoe Biden > Corn Pop
What's next, Buttigieg has a gangster buddy named Ham Hock?
Posted by: Fritz at September 16, 2019 05:19 PM (2Mnv1)

Honey Smacks

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 05:20 PM (NWiLs)

121 I'll see the aquarium and raise you a natatorium.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 05:19 PM (a3puQ)

=========================
A cee-ment pond.

Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2019 05:20 PM (Pqytn)

122 I just decided to call my bathroom The Soothsayer Aquatic Center.



Mine remains The Fortress of Solitude.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 05:20 PM (iCClr)

123 When you're insulting blacks
And threatening them with whacks
That's a-Biden

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 16, 2019 05:20 PM (vkS2Z)

124 "I'm not racist. Some of my best memories are about black people ... including that time I heroically faced down, what I am assuming was, a black gangster at a public swimming pool. Did I ever mention I was the first white person ever to visit inner city Baltimore? Yeah, I was. That was me."

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 16, 2019 05:21 PM (hdzef)

125 Corn Pop was a punk next to my gang --Snap, Crackle and Pop. They were Cereal Killers, I tell ya

Posted by: Bad, Bad Corey Booker at September 16, 2019 05:21 PM (zMaZS)

126 102 There is iron in your words of death for all to see, lifeguard Joe.

Posted by: Corn Pop at September 16, 2019 05:19 PM (ZLI7S)


Big Joey speaks iron words of death and life.
And Gin and tonic.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 05:21 PM (a3puQ)

127 Biden, as a life guard, in 1962, at an all black public pool?

Because they weren't integrated back then.


Not buying it.


east Texas 1962 did not have integrated swimming in public pools

Posted by: DanMan at September 16, 2019 05:21 PM (XTiHL)

128 Corn Pop was a Dapper Dan man...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 16, 2019 05:21 PM (7ZV3n)

129 Just spitballin' here, but I'm willing to bet Joe is kinda racist. He bends over backwards to try to cover it up, but in doing so, fails miserably.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:20 PM (ptqGC)

This

If he isn't actually "racist", he's certainly race "obsessed."

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 05:21 PM (NFEMn)

130 > Just spitballin' here, but I'm willing to bet Joe is kinda racist.

Pretty much every guy of Biden's age is kinda racist.

Dems get a pass on that, though.

Look at Hillary's mentor, Robert Byrd -- the dude was an actual KLAN OFFICIAL at one time.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 05:21 PM (IRd4p)

131 I hope Joe Biden starts using Fred Sanford lines, and claims them as his own. It fits somehow.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 16, 2019 05:21 PM (NVYyb)

132 Biden is a shoe-in for the nomination. He's the only known quantity. He's also the only one in that crowd of shrill dullards close to entertaining.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 05:21 PM (H8QX8)

133 Corn Pop backed down because he saw that Fightin' Joe Biden was a combination of Alvin York, Manila John Basilone, Audie Murphy, and Rocky Marciano!!!

But without hair. Good thing Joe didn't have hair plugs at the time, or Corn Pop would have laughed, then cut out Joe's liver and handed it to him.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2019 05:21 PM (AMIL/)

134 Oddly enough, Mayor Pulled off his dedication of a nearby Colonic center without a single gaffe.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 05:22 PM (yBOIx)

135 And it's bad...bad..Leroy Corn-Pop....

Baddest man in the whole damn town....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 05:22 PM (cqNba)

136 I'm thinking a white guy at a black pool, telling a black guy to get off the board and put on a bathing cap or "I'll come up and drag you off," wouldn't have gone over well with the majority of people at the pool. At. All.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:22 PM (ptqGC)

137 Corn Pop and Slo Joe became friends and joined the synchronized swim team. And now you know the rest of the story. Good day.

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 05:22 PM (gmo/4)

138 Is he so far gone that he does not realize how stupid he sounds?

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 05:22 PM (a0IVu)

139 120
109 What is it with gangsters and food items?



Cory Booker > T-BoneJoe Biden > Corn Pop

What's next, Buttigieg has a gangster buddy named Ham Hock?

Posted by: Fritz at September 16, 2019 05:19 PM (2Mnv1)



Honey Smacks

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 05:20 PM (NWiLs)


Quisp.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 16, 2019 05:22 PM (ymnmz)

140 > Somewhere there is a black Providence gang banger by the name of Sugar Smack

Nah, Sugar Smack is Corn Pop's gay brother.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 05:22 PM (IRd4p)

141 The most frightening words in the English language:
"Kamala Harris has graciously accepted my offer of the Vice Presidency."

Posted by: My Word as a Biden at September 16, 2019 05:22 PM (koNhm)

142 Just spitballin' here, but I'm willing to bet Joe is
kinda racist. He bends over backwards to try to cover it up, but in
doing so, fails miserably.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:20 PM (ptqGC)

I don't think it's ill-intended racism, it's just racial awareness that isn't colorblind, you know what I mean? Awkward but not malicious. Like Juan Williams (and just about every other sane person) being highly aware of Islamic dudes praying to Allah at the airport. Can't do much about it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 16, 2019 05:22 PM (NMAzL)

143 All bullshit from that old white man. He didn't have no chain. It was a noose and a jug of bleach!

Posted by: Jussie at September 16, 2019 05:23 PM (+lVUW)

144 Did I ever mention the time I helped a struggling lumberjack with the branding of his ox

Posted by: Joe's memoirs at September 16, 2019 05:23 PM (WhTSP)

145 The time I took the kids to a circus at the county fairgrounds in Dover. Crazy guy calls himself Kaboom the Clown scaring the shit out of my kids and grabbing Jill's ass.

One mean shot with my squirting flower and he ran back to his Volkswagen with 11 other clowns.

True Story

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:23 PM (qAR6u)

146 I'm thinking a white guy at a black pool, telling a black guy to get off the board and put on a bathing cap or "I'll come up and drag you off," wouldn't have gone over well with the majority of people at the pool. At. All.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:22 PM (ptqGC)

And if Joe felt comfortable even saying that to a black man, that only shows that Joe felt he was untouchable.

Think about why that is.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 05:23 PM (NFEMn)

147 Shredded Wheeeeeeeats, come out to playeeee.....

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 16, 2019 05:23 PM (HmZuC)

148 Things best forgotten but seen at Wally World.

1. Women pulling their cellphone out from under their bra strap to call.

2. Women pulling soggy money out of their bras.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2019 05:23 PM (7pqxB)

149 So I says to Corn Pop,
What the fo shizzlie my nizzle

That was me, I invented that

Posted by: Bruce at September 16, 2019 05:23 PM (vd8XM)

150 136 I'm thinking a white guy at a black pool, telling a black guy to get off the board and put on a bathing cap or "I'll come up and drag you off," wouldn't have gone over well with the majority of people at the pool. At. All.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:22 PM (ptqGC)


Yeah, no... Joe would have got curb stomped at some point that day... his Mad Ninja Skilz notwithstanding...

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:23 PM (90T4r)

151 I just decided to call my bathroom The Soothsayer Aquatic Center.

And the bedroom is The Eros Center.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 05:23 PM (zmxYi)

152 There is iron in your words of death for all to see, lifeguard Joe.
Posted by: Corn Pop


I don't care who you are, that right there is funny.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 05:24 PM (AKYZm)

153 Biden: "Womb to tomb!"

Corn Pop: "Sperm to worm!"

(Lines from West Side Story. Actually I think if Biden had said, "Womb to tomb," Corn Pop would have flashed a grin, said, "Why not!" and opened him up with the razor.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 05:24 PM (ClOmq)

154 Kaboom Klown > Corn Pop

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 05:24 PM (u//oP)

155 Corn Pop's given name was Barack Obama, Sr

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 05:24 PM (cgIyZ)

156 I've had trouble with a Porn Cop too but that's a story for another day, like long after the statue of imitations for harmless fun with kids is over.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:24 PM (5itaF)

157 So did Joe get off early to go to the junkyard to get a six foot length of chain or was there just one laying around the pool?

Posted by: My Word as a Biden at September 16, 2019 05:24 PM (koNhm)

158 109 fritz

Spotted Dick

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at September 16, 2019 05:24 PM (zksaJ)

159 Joe Bee is one tough hombre. He's so tough, he ordered his security staff to stuff a reporter into a closet while Joe told one funny story after another - for cold, hard cash.

Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2019 05:24 PM (Pqytn)

160 The greatest trick Corn Pop ever pulled was making the world think he didn't exist.

Posted by: Verbal Kint at September 16, 2019 05:25 PM (ZLI7S)

161 Everyone knows that you don't tug on Superman's cape
you don't spit into the wind
you don't pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger
and you don't mess around with Joe.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 16, 2019 05:25 PM (wCmLp)

162
Joe Biden: There was this one time I was at the beach with Annette a gal I dated back then. And who do you think shows up? Eric von Zipper. True story. Now this von Zipper guy was a bad dude and he's gang was the worst. I told him, Look pal, you're not going to mess with Annette when she's doing a song and I give him this look, you know. And long story short he tells me that I'm his idol. My word as a Biden

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2019 05:25 PM (Un9AW)

163 Is he so far gone that he does not realize how stupid he sounds?

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 05:22 PM (a0IVu)

I'm going to say yeah.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 05:25 PM (9Om/r)

164 And then his dog up and died.
Just...up and died.

Posted by: Miklos, happily houring at September 16, 2019 05:25 PM (QzkSJ)

165 "Behold my CHAINZ!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:25 PM (ptqGC)

166 They wanna put y'all's Corn Pops back in chains!!!

Posted by: my word as a Biden at September 16, 2019 05:25 PM (786Ro)

167

Incidentally, the stupid Ms Monopoly youtube video uploaded by Hasbro has 162,090 views.

1,051 Likes
38,837 Dislikes

Wow.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 16, 2019 05:25 PM (KL8os)

168 So did Joe get off early to go to the junkyard to get a six foot length of chain or was there just one laying around the pool?



It's where all the pool builder is.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 05:25 PM (iCClr)

169 148 Things best forgotten but seen at Wally World.

1. Women pulling their cellphone out from under their bra strap to call.

2. Women pulling soggy money out of their bras.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2019 05:23 PM (7pqxB)

3. The ones most likely to wear spandex are the ones you least want to see in spandex

Posted by: West side of Wilmington Story at September 16, 2019 05:25 PM (RD7QR)

170 once Kaboom formed the Parthians gang, Joe and Corn Pop had no choice but to reach terms.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 05:26 PM (uF/4L)

171
Joey Bidet is a few Fruit Loops short of a bowl.


He's a place holder for she who sharts in bowls.

Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2019 05:26 PM (FhXTo)

172 138 Is he so far gone that he does not realize how stupid he sounds?

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 05:22 PM (a0IVu)


Is that the Godsend of dementia?
One doesn't know he's lost his brains.

Posted by: Ol' Town Drunk at September 16, 2019 05:26 PM (a3puQ)

173 Joe would make a great TV comedy.
As a main character, he'd be constantly talking himself into embarrassing work problems and only getting out based on the goodwill of those around him. Hapless and clumsy around females, and still always sniffing away whenever he saw someone he thinks is cute.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 16, 2019 05:26 PM (NVYyb)

174 So which is funnier: imagining Joe Biden and Corn Pop is some sort of choreographed street fight ala Michael Jackson, or picturing some sort of gladiatorial-style combat of chain versus straight razor?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 16, 2019 05:26 PM (wCmLp)

175 And when I needed to clear the pool, I just swam naked.

Still works, too, I'll show ya.

Posted by: Joey B. at September 16, 2019 05:26 PM (QzkSJ)

176 The Goth gang in my 'hood was run by a really bad dude named Count Chocula.

Posted by: Joey Plugs Biden at September 16, 2019 05:26 PM (u//oP)

177 So, are we at war with Iran yet? I need to know since the car needs to be filled up.

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 16, 2019 05:26 PM (gdfZ0)

178
If Charlie Murphy was still alive, he could make this story a great skit.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 16, 2019 05:26 PM (KL8os)

179 And if Joe felt comfortable even saying that to a black man, that only shows that Joe felt he was untouchable.



Think about why that is.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 05:23 PM (NFEMn)

======================================
I'm thinkin' it never happened. That's what I'm thinkin'.

Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2019 05:26 PM (Pqytn)

180 What would a Biden/Trump debate look like?

How would the press protect Uncle Joe?

would Uncle Joe challenge PDT to a pushup contest, a fistfight or a paste eating contest?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 05:26 PM (d7Ww2)

181 Erik von Zipper is more manly and believable than Joey Bidet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2019 05:27 PM (7pqxB)

182 He told this story back in '17. And two years later, he's getting worse and worse.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:27 PM (ptqGC)

183



BOO!!

Posted by: Boo Berry at September 16, 2019 05:27 PM (aKsyK)

184 You know who else kept the mechanics in the basement?

Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 05:27 PM (786Ro)

185

Note to Self : Don't Wind Up Your Teeth Before Putting Them In, Dummy!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:27 PM (yBOIx)

186 He's going to start telling "Chuck Norris is so tough ..." jokes but substituting his name.

Posted by: Frasier Crane (I'm coming back!) at September 16, 2019 05:27 PM (dmYb7)

187 Buckwheat was Corn Pop's uncle. Coincidentally Biden's father also had a run in with him because Buckwheat had stolen his dog, Petey.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 05:27 PM (hN5g8)

188 showtune sockoff

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 05:28 PM (RD7QR)

189

Biden also told Corn Pop to listen to a record player at night because you people need to learn more words

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2019 05:28 PM (Un9AW)

190 shibumi, The war won't last for more than a day so go ahead and fill up.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 05:28 PM (cgIyZ)

191 Lemme tell ya about the time I was abducted and probed by that little bastard Quisp.

Posted by: Joey Plugs Biden at September 16, 2019 05:28 PM (u//oP)

192 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 05:28 PM (Zz0t1)

193 When Joe blew the whistle for Adult Swim, Joe got in to protect the little girls from the Corn Pop gang.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:28 PM (ptqGC)

194 This story is 100% bullshit. Everyone knows black people can't swim.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 05:28 PM (FiUMj)

195 176
The Goth gang in my 'hood was run by a really bad dude named Count Chocula.





Posted by: Joey Plugs Biden at September 16, 2019 05:26 PM (u//oP)

A story for another time is when I faced down the mixed race, oriental european gang leader, Rice Chex.

Posted by: Biden at September 16, 2019 05:28 PM (jYnPD)

196 And then his dog up and died.

Just...up and died.



Posted by: Miklos, happily houring at September 16, 2019 05:25 PM (QzkSJ)


Mr Joejangles?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 05:28 PM (9Om/r)

197 *static*

Posted by: the steel plate in Joe's head at September 16, 2019 05:28 PM (v0R5T)

198 So did Joe practice lifeguarding while white in the nude or was that something he developed a penchant for later on while in the presence of female SS agents?

Posted by: WonkishRogue at September 16, 2019 05:28 PM (vBH2i)

199 Obligatory Eddie Murphy "Breakfast Cereal" bit here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XDnuQx1yP4

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 05:28 PM (Zz0t1)

200 Do I recall that Trump himself actually interrupted a mugging several years ago?

Posted by: Miklos, vaguely recalling at September 16, 2019 05:29 PM (QzkSJ)

201 177 So, are we at war with Iran yet? I need to know since the car needs to be filled up.

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 16, 2019 05:26 PM (gdfZ0)


Oil is not up, gold is not up.
I speculated they would both be rockets.

Posted by: Ol' Town Speculator at September 16, 2019 05:29 PM (a3puQ)

202 My fav Joe Biden tick is saying, 'my word as a Biden.'

That's actually the tipoff that he's lying or to be generous, deeply embellishing a tale.

Posted by: MJ at September 16, 2019 05:29 PM (gAMkn)

203 Did i ever tell you about the time i took on the Van Buren gang?

True story. Gather round

Posted by: Bruce at September 16, 2019 05:29 PM (vd8XM)

204 And then his dog up and died.

Just...up and died.



Posted by: Miklos, happily houring at September 16, 2019 05:25 PM (QzkSJ)


Mr Joejangles?




After twenty years he still grieves.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 05:29 PM (iCClr)

205 Biden is toast. He's a lying turd with brain issues and is 100 years old to boot. I hope he gets the nomination.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 16, 2019 05:29 PM (0OmEj)

206 I really wish Joe had worked as a caddy and had stories to tell. It would be like Corky Shack.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:29 PM (ptqGC)

207 I'm drowning and he thinks I'm waving so he just waves back at me.Worst lifeguard ever.

Posted by: Homie Don't Swim at September 16, 2019 05:29 PM (2+84X)

208 How are Democrats listening to this guy without constant, full scale cringe? He has most of Hillary's biggest vulnerabilities, and the fact he's obviously senile is tacked on. Another lamb waiting to get slaughtered by Trump. Can't wait.

Posted by: trev006 at September 16, 2019 05:30 PM (AIfDi)

209 How much did they have to pay all those kids standing behind Joe?

The one gal looks like she wants to cut a bitch.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 05:30 PM (cgIyZ)

210 I just saw a recent picture of Ric Ocasek. ok, I see why he croaked. He looked like RBG with a straight black wig on.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 05:30 PM (Kpl3J)

211 Corn Pop used to be called Sugar Pop, but The Man told him he had to change his name because sugar is bad for you.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 16, 2019 05:30 PM (+lVUW)

212 Joe needs to stop making shit up. It's embarrassing.

Posted by: Brian Williams at September 16, 2019 05:30 PM (ZLI7S)

213 No wonder Joe's confused -- here's the etymology of the cereal name (from wikipedia):

The cereal was introduced in 1950 as Corn Pops.[1] In 1951, the name was changed to Sugar Corn Pops[2] and later it was called Sugar Pops. It was the sponsor for "The Adventures of Wild Bill Hickok" radio and television show. The name was changed to Sugar Corn Pops in 1978, and finally to Corn Pops in 1984, a time when many cereals dropped the word "sugar" from their titles for marketing reasons. In January 2006, the name of the cereal was changed to Pops, but after a few months of poor reception, was changed back to Corn Pops.

Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 05:30 PM (786Ro)

214 I actually saw Eddie Murphy do the Breakfast cereal bit live, when it was a still new bit.

Murphy was red-hot at the time. Crowd was full of celebs. Rick James was sitting a few rows in front of us with The Weather Girls.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 05:30 PM (u//oP)

215 And if Joe felt comfortable even saying that to a black man, that only shows that Joe felt he was untouchable.



Think about why that is.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 05:23 PM (NFEMn)

======================================
I'm thinkin' it never happened. That's what I'm thinkin'.
Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2019 05:26 PM (Pqytn)

You're probably right, but I was thinking more along the lines that for Joe to talk to a "bad dude" black guy like that -in 1962, in the South- he was banking on the black guy letting it slide for fear of getting stomped by a white mob or the cops. In other words, Joe was using his White Privilege card.....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (NFEMn)

216 Biden was unchained in 1962?

Posted by: dantesed at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (88xKn)

217 210 I just saw a recent picture of Ric Ocasek. ok, I see why he croaked. He looked like RBG with a straight black wig on.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 05:30 PM (Kpl3J)


Yep. He looked reeaaallly bad..

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (90T4r)

218 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOYZaiDZ7BM

For my hero joe biden

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (p0A33)

219 Corn Pop and Slo Joe's face off had the combat music from Star Trek OS (Pon Far) playing in the background.

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (gmo/4)

220 > Do I recall that Trump himself actually interrupted a mugging several years ago?

That is correct. I think more like 20 years ago, but yeah, it happened.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (IRd4p)

221 Corn Pop > T-Bone

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (iw59Q)

222 >>Rick James was sitting a few rows in front of us


Pass the Joint

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (yBOIx)

223 200 Do I recall that Trump himself actually interrupted a mugging several years ago?

Posted by: Miklos, vaguely recalling at September 16, 2019 05:29 PM (QzkSJ)


If so, the Left will claim he was oppressing a poor person trying get money to buy food for his twelve kids who all had cancer.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (AMIL/)

224 So I says "Hey Corn Pop where you goin' with that gun in your hand."
And he say "I'm gonna go shoot my old lady. Caught her messing round with another man."
So I give him the look. You know The Look. And he looks back at me and says "okay Joe I gotcha."
Never any more trouble from him after that.

Posted by: My Word as a Biden at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (koNhm)

225 > Yep. He looked reeaaallly bad..

I was surprised that he was 75 years old.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (IRd4p)

226 I completely believe the story - doesn't it just prove how problematic, toxic and racist Joe is? #Cancel this racist old man who won't leave Corn Pop and The Romans alone.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (oZ6kz)

227 So that guy could have been called corn pop for reasons other than cereal no?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (FiUMj)

228 Part of this complete breakfast campaign!

Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 05:32 PM (786Ro)

229 Just spitballin' here, but I'm willing to bet Joe is kinda racist. He bends over backwards to try to cover it up, but in doing so, fails miserably.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:20 PM (ptqGC)


But poor kids are just as smart as white kids!!!

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 05:32 PM (Zz0t1)

230 Yeah, Trump once hopped out of his limo on a NYC street to interrupt a mugging!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 05:32 PM (u//oP)

231 I just saw a recent picture of Ric Ocasek. ok, I see why he croaked. He looked like RBG with a straight black wig on.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 05:30 PM (Kpl3J)

It's come out that he recently had surgery. For cancer?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 05:32 PM (NFEMn)

232 The real Joe Biden would have gave him a coupon for a free pint of fried chicken livers from Maryland Fried Chicken.

The real Cornpop would have made Joe drive him there, took his wallet, and his keys.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 16, 2019 05:32 PM (1g7ch)

233 I still want to know why Biden was waving chains around at black folks!

And why there's no outrage that he did it!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 16, 2019 05:32 PM (37IEG)

234 Oil is not up, gold is not up.
I speculated they would both be rockets.
Posted by: Ol' Town Speculator at September 16, 2019 05:29 PM (a3puQ)

Looks to me like Brent Crude and WTI Crude were both up $8.00 today (about 15%)

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 05:32 PM (Kpl3J)

235 > So I give him the look. You know The Look.

Then I took him out behind the gym and beat hell out of him.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:32 PM (IRd4p)

236
Rick James was sitting a few rows in front of us with The Weather Girls.

Then you went back to Rick James' apartment and Prince made you pancakes?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 16, 2019 05:32 PM (KL8os)

237 An Indian rope burn for you, and an Indian rope burn for you, and a wedgie for you, and a noogie for you, and ... hey, kid, gimme your lunch money!

Posted by: The Bully at September 16, 2019 05:33 PM (WGyIB)

238 "Corn Pop was very well spoken. Reminded me of Obama, who, of course, I hadn't met yet, I think, but one time in 2000 or 1958, Obama did pull a rusty razor on me in the Senate Cloakroom after I told him to put on a swim cap. He refused. That's why he asked me to be his VP. True story."

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 16, 2019 05:33 PM (hdzef)

239 222 >>Rick James was sitting a few rows in front of us


Pass the Joint
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (yBOIx)


That would've been awesome since I was born in the city they call Buffalo (zero degrees below), for real.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 05:33 PM (u//oP)

240 208 How are Democrats listening to this guy without constant, full scale cringe? ...
Posted by: trev006 at September 16, 2019 05:30 PM (AIfDi)


They think what they're told to think
They say what they're told to say
They go where they're told to go
They do what they're told to do

Posted by: Ol' Town Speculator at September 16, 2019 05:33 PM (a3puQ)

241 Before Corn Pop and me shook hands and parted friends, he told me down on Market St. there's a girl named Cocoa Pebbles who'd work me good, tell her Corn Pop sent me.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:33 PM (qAR6u)

242 231 I just saw a recent picture of Ric Ocasek. ok, I see why he croaked. He looked like RBG with a straight black wig on.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 05:30 PM (Kpl3J)

It's come out that he recently had surgery. For cancer?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 05:32 PM (NFEMn)

Don't know. I guess the surgery was successful, but the patient died.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 05:33 PM (Kpl3J)

243 219 Corn Pop and Slo Joe's face off had the combat music from Star Trek OS (Pon Far) playing in the background.
Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (gmo/4)

duh duh DA DA DA DA DA duh duh DA DA

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 05:33 PM (RD7QR)

244 A story for another time is when I faced down the mixed race, oriental european gang leader, Rice Chex.
Posted by: Biden at September 16, 2019 05:28 PM (jYnPD)


My vote for thread winner.....

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 05:33 PM (Zz0t1)

245 You're probably right, but I was thinking more along the lines that for Joe to talk to a "bad dude" black guy like that -in 1962, in the South- he was banking on the black guy letting it slide for fear of getting stomped by a white mob or the cops. In other words, Joe was using his White Privilege card.....
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (NFEMn)

__

Delaware is (was) the South?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 05:33 PM (FiUMj)

246 His gang was 'Snap' and 'Crackle.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 05:33 PM (oVJmc)

247 >>That would've been awesome since I was born in the city they call Buffalo (zero degrees below), for real.


Awesome.

That's one funky ass LP.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 05:34 PM (yBOIx)

248 Joe's Cornpop story already has more corroboration than Blasey Ford's swimsuit rape story. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 16, 2019 05:34 PM (oZ6kz)

249 My people called it maize pops.

/Fauxcahantas

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 05:34 PM (6qErC)

250 I *SO BADLY* want Grandpa Simpson to go the distance this year.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 05:34 PM (oVJmc)

251 Then there was that Irish gang we always had trouble with. The Lucky Charms, they called themselves.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:34 PM (IRd4p)

252 148 Things best forgotten but seen at Wally World.

1. Women pulling their cellphone out from under their bra strap to call.

2. Women pulling soggy money out of their bras.
Posted by: Anna Puma


I worked with a woman whose high school aged son was working at Subway. A woman pulled her money out from her bra to pay him. The poor kid was gobsmacked.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 16, 2019 05:35 PM (+lVUW)

253 My fav Joe Biden tick is saying, 'my word as a Biden.'

That's actually the tipoff that he's lying or to be generous, deeply embellishing a tale.
Posted by: MJ at September 16, 2019 05:29 PM (gAMkn)

Yep, that's his version of 'I shit you not"

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at September 16, 2019 05:35 PM (ZFYYP)

254 Anyone who always finishes their yarns with " true story" well...

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:35 PM (90T4r)

255 Joey Choo Choo trying to prove to America he's a real tough guy. Picking on a black kid at the public pool threatening to put CHAINS on him.

Racist fuck.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 05:35 PM (Zz0t1)

256 @251
Okay I laughed.

Posted by: My Word as a Biden at September 16, 2019 05:35 PM (koNhm)

257 Joe's Cornpop story already has more corroboration than Blasey Ford's swimsuit rape story. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 16, 2019 05:34 PM (oZ6kz)


I haven't seen any evidence that Biden wasn't the lifeguard at that pool too, now that you mention it.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 16, 2019 05:35 PM (t+qrx)

258 > Then there was that Irish gang we always had trouble with. The Lucky Charms, they called themselves.

They'd rumble with the Jewish gang, the Kashas, nearly every weekend.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:35 PM (IRd4p)

259 Just spitballin' here, but I'm willing to bet Joe is kinda racist.

---

What gave you that idea?

Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2019 05:35 PM (RU4sa)

260


After his run in with Corn Pop, Biden then went on to take down the Snap Crackle and Pop gang

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2019 05:35 PM (kw5n8)

261 >>2. Women pulling soggy money out of their bras.
Posted by: Anna Puma

I worked with a woman whose high school aged son was working at Subway. A woman pulled her money out from her bra to pay him. The poor kid was gobsmacked.


TRUE FACT : 88% of ALL us paper currency tests positive for Tit Sweat.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 05:35 PM (yBOIx)

262 "And Corn Pop was a bad dude. And he ran a bunch of bad boys."


Corn Pop was actually white and his real name was Chuck Daly.

Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 05:36 PM (786Ro)

263 Anyone who always finishes their yarns with " true story" well...
Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:35 PM (90T4r)


All of mine start with "so there I was - and this is no-shit..."

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 16, 2019 05:36 PM (t+qrx)

264 Yep, that's his version of 'I shit you not"
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert

Yeah, that's the ticket!

Posted by: Miklos, congenial liar at September 16, 2019 05:36 PM (QzkSJ)

265 Corn Pop > T-Bone
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (iw59Q)

You take that back!!!

Posted by: C. Booker at September 16, 2019 05:36 PM (vz4z/)

266 252 148 Things best forgotten but seen at Wally World.

1. Women pulling their cellphone out from under their bra strap to call.

2. Women pulling soggy money out of their bras.
Posted by: Anna Puma

I worked with a woman whose high school aged son was working at Subway. A woman pulled her money out from her bra to pay him. The poor kid was gobsmacked.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 16, 2019 05:35 PM (+lVUW)

Seen that at a Walmart.... and yeah, the woman was fat, and the money was sodden....

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:36 PM (90T4r)

267 Then there was that Irish gang we always had trouble with. The Lucky Charms, they called themselves.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:34 PM (IRd4p)

And you had to really be way of the Puerto Rican gang, they were tough hombres, The Crispix.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 05:36 PM (NFEMn)

268 Yeah, no... Joe would have got curb stomped at some point that day... his Mad Ninja Skilz notwithstanding...
Posted by: kraken


Maybe Corn Pop and the bad kids he ran with were a bunch of scary, ghetto 4 year olds.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 16, 2019 05:37 PM (+lVUW)

269 And Corn Pop was a bad...motherf...r.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 05:37 PM (6qErC)

270 So I give him the look. You know The Look.



Walking like a man. Hitting like a hammer. She's a juvenile scam. Never was a quitter. Tasty like a raindrop. She's got the look.

Posted by: Roxette at September 16, 2019 05:37 PM (gmo/4)

271 www.yahoo.com/ric ocaseks cause of death sweet final drawing revealed
https://tinyurl.com/y5xyvprc

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 05:37 PM (ZCEU2)

272 Corn Pop was going to make Shredded White out of Joe.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 05:37 PM (cgIyZ)

273 They used those switchblades to cut the onion on Joe's belt.

'Twas the style at the time.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 16, 2019 05:37 PM (oZ6kz)

274 Scientists try, but fail, ...

https://tinyurl.com/y6nbl43y

... honorary morons all.

Either that, or really gullible.

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 16, 2019 05:37 PM (vWMNq)

275 261

TRUE FACT : 88% of ALL us paper currency tests positive for Tit Sweat.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 05:35 PM (yBOIx)


" My word as a Biden"...

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:37 PM (90T4r)

276 Grandpa Simpson still doesn't recognie Missou-rah as a state.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 05:37 PM (FiUMj)

277 > Corn Pop was going to make Shredded White out of Joe.

Good one.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 05:37 PM (IRd4p)

278 So what's the over/under before some leftist accuses Biden of racism?

See Blow, Charles, today's NYT>

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2019 05:37 PM (FNXDu)

279
A standard leftist article of faith is that "Trump has lied thousands of times." Biden has actually done that, for real; not one word is said about it.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 16, 2019 05:37 PM (1RlY2)

280 And Corn Pop was a bad...motherf...r.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 05:37 PM (6qErC)


SHUT YO MOUF!

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 05:38 PM (Zz0t1)

281 He points out that whites made up 73% of the county, making this claim highly dubious.

Yeah, but they make up even more of the swimmers! D'oh...

Posted by: Uncle Joe Remembahs... at September 16, 2019 05:38 PM (f6lTY)

282 Maybe Corn Pop and the bad kids he ran with were a bunch of scary, ghetto 4 year olds.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 16, 2019 05:37 PM (+lVUW)

Bebe's kids!

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 05:38 PM (gmo/4)

283 a chain to separate the deep end ... even in 62 I think they had a rope with little floats on it ... a chain would be under water, unless pulled so tight it would pull out from the wall ... I guess a chain could have floats, but chain and deep end don't really go together, if safety is an issue.

Then the guy just "cut a length of chain" ... like, he had a bolt cutters on hand? And he was OK with messing up the chain for the deep end.


not much Joe says makes sense ... but who knows, maybe he knew some black yout's in his day, so what.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2019 05:38 PM (Cus5s)

284 When the Cheerios get that kinda smile, you know there's gonna be trouble.

Posted by: Miklos, cheerio, old chap! at September 16, 2019 05:38 PM (QzkSJ)

285 At the end of the Fox story about Joe Biden telling lies about Corn Pop, there's this story I had never heard:

The Washington Free Beacon's Alex Griswold reacted with skepticism to a Biden story about how his father, in the 1950s, had reacted to the sight of two men kissing by telling his son: "Joey, they love each other, it's simple.

"Oh sure, I absolutely believe that Joe Biden saw two men kissing publicly in the 1950s, and that his Irish-Catholic father reacted by approving of it," Griswold wrote.

Posted by: m at September 16, 2019 05:38 PM (hnjoD)

286 Corn Pop sounds like an off color song.

Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 16, 2019 05:38 PM (6OoFY)

287 my word as a Clinton.
my word as a Cuomo.
my word as a French

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 05:38 PM (uF/4L)

288 OK I am now officially in favor of going to all digital currency.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 05:38 PM (FiUMj)

289

Wasn't there something about a racist Corn Pop box a few years back?

Like the dark Corn Pop on the box was a janitor or something?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2019 05:39 PM (pyXW1)

290 > Oh sure, I absolutely believe that Joe Biden saw two men kissing publicly in the 1950s, and that his Irish-Catholic father reacted by approving of it

Oh, COME ON, Joe.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 05:39 PM (IRd4p)

291 Scientists try, but fail, ...

https://tinyurl.com/y6nbl43y

... honorary morons all.

Either that, or really gullible.

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 16, 2019 05:37 PM (vWMNq)


Didn't Mythbusters prove that shit was shit a long time ago?

Who funded that shit? They should've spent that money elsewhere. That's some stupid shit right there.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (Zz0t1)

292 Things best forgotten but seen at Wally World.

Women pulling soggy money out of their bras.
Posted by: Anna Puma


I have seen signs on mom & pops that refuse to take bra money during the summer.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (AKYZm)

293 o that guy could have been called corn pop for reasons other than cereal no?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (FiUMj)

Dyslexic gang leader.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (hN5g8)

294 And then you had the toughest of them all. I mean, they didn't even have a name, man. But they were selling a lot of drugs. They called it Product 19....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (NFEMn)

295 Someone please tell me there's no Ted Kennedy Aquatic Center.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:12 PM (ptqGC)

The Ted Kennedy Aquatic Center and Car Wash.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (jEgzt)

296 SHUT YO MOUF!"

I'm talking about Pop!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (6qErC)

297 OK I am now officially in favor of going to all digital currency.


There will be titty sweat on that, too.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (FNXDu)

298 Are there any breakfast cereal mascots of color? Would Count Chocula qualify? Is cereal white supremacist? Must we all have pancakes with Aunt Jemima syrup daily as reparations?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (zPDJi)

299 You can mess with the Romans, the Fordham Baldies, hell even the Wanderers, but you never, ever fuck with The Wongs.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (nQK4W)

300 284
When the Cheerios get that kinda smile, you know there's gonna be trouble.

Posted by: Miklos, cheerio, old chap! at September 16, 2019 05:38 PM (QzkSJ)

Don't get me started on the Quakers and those wild oats.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (jYnPD)

301
Corn Pop was later cut down on the mean streets of Wilmington, in an area called The Cereal Bowl. He grew soggy in the rain.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (1RlY2)

302 274 Scientists try, but fail, ...

https://tinyurl.com/y6nbl43y

... honorary morons all.

Either that, or really gullible.
Posted by: Off the reservation at September 16, 2019 05:37 PM (vWMNq)

oh god no no no no no...

you gonna cut your food with that knife?

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (Kpl3J)

303 Pop Quiz: Which of the following people really exist(ed)?

T-Bone
Haven Monahan
Corn Pop
AR15 owners who really want Beto to take their guns
The two white guys in MAGA hats who told Jussie "this is MAGA Country"
Ron Mexico
Carlos Danger

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (oZ6kz)

304 Don't recall who it was here that proposed the theory of Biden getting the nod only to have his VP - who could never win on his/her own - run things. I'm on board with that theory.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (FiUMj)

305 he Washington Free Beacon's Alex Griswold reacted with skepticism to a Biden story about how his father, in the 1950s, had reacted to the sight of two men kissing by telling his son: "Joey, they love each other, it's simple.

"Oh sure, I absolutely believe that Joe Biden saw two men kissing publicly in the 1950s, and that his Irish-Catholic father reacted by approving of it," Griswold wrote.
Posted by: m at September 16, 2019 05:38 PM (hnjoD)

It was two Italian guys greeting each other by kissing on the cheek

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 05:41 PM (NFEMn)

306 *static*
sst...the weather today in Santiago...sst...degrees...
*static*

Posted by: the steel plate in Joe's head at September 16, 2019 05:41 PM (v0R5T)

307 Someone please tell me there's no Ted Kennedy Aquatic Center.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:12 PM (ptqGC)



The Ted Kennedy Aquatic Center and Car Wash.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (jEgzt)

and U-boat training.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 05:41 PM (9Om/r)

308 Papa Oumuamua

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7457233

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 16, 2019 05:41 PM (vWMNq)

309 I'm almost embarrassed for this idiot. Almost.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 16, 2019 05:41 PM (dUJdY)

310 off gub thread sock...

well, i survived another VA visit...

they were only *somewhat* difficult about things.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 16, 2019 05:41 PM (MmMhO)

311 Pop Quiz: Which of the following people really exist(ed)?

T-Bone
Haven Monahan
Corn Pop
AR15 owners who really want Beto to take their guns
The two white guys in MAGA hats who told Jussie "this is MAGA Country"
Ron Mexico
Carlos Danger
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (oZ6kz)


Didn't Owebama talk about a cousin Pookie or some shit once?

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 05:41 PM (Zz0t1)

312 We'll know Joe is really far gone when he starts telling his crazy grandpa stories, then repeats them word for word 2 minutes later.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 16, 2019 05:42 PM (+lVUW)

313 Corn Pop had a girlfriend, her name was Special Kay.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 05:42 PM (Kpl3J)

314 Don't recall who it was here that proposed the theory of Biden getting the nod (...)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (FiUMj)


He's had the nod for years and it's only gotten worse.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 16, 2019 05:42 PM (t+qrx)

315 "And Corn Pop was a bad...motherf...r."

shut your mouth!

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 05:42 PM (uF/4L)

316 I saw Corn Pop open for Kernel Panic at the Salty Jam Music Festival in '99.

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 16, 2019 05:42 PM (k4LPa)

317 And that corn pop little girls....was me

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 05:43 PM (FiUMj)

318 I'd be willing to bet that paste eating ass hat hadn't ever SEEN a black person until he got to congress.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 16, 2019 05:43 PM (Qf6sY)

319 He grew soggy in the rain."

Like the cake that was left out in the rain?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 05:43 PM (6qErC)

320 Didn't read all 300+ comments...

Has anyone asked what Life Guard Joe was doing with a chain?

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at September 16, 2019 05:43 PM (DB16e)

321 I have a quip about " two Wongs" but I just can't make it work...

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:43 PM (90T4r)

322 I wonder if Joe Biden remembers meeting Raquel Welsh when she was dressed in those furry skins. Did he really save her from the dinosaurs?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 16, 2019 05:43 PM (FTlwv)

323 The Ted Kennedy Aquatic Center and Car Wash.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (jEgzt)

and U-boat training.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 05:41 PM (9Om/r)

When Ted Kennedy asked a girl to go with him to the beach to watch the submarine races he meant that literally.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 05:43 PM (hN5g8)

324 Corn Pop and the Nutritious Breakfast Gang

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 05:43 PM (NWiLs)

325

Joe Biden: Back in those days I was a real cool dude. I wore a leather jacket and rode a motorcycle. Any way Corn Pop starts messing with the Cunningham kid. Nice kid but real squaresville. Any way I tell Corn Pop to leave Richie alone or else and as I say or else I give him a look. Any way Corn Pop backs down and I hit the jukebox and it plays Richie's favorite song. True story

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2019 05:43 PM (kw5n8)

326 If Cocoa Pebbles was a whore, does that mean Fruity Pebbles was a gay hustler?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 05:43 PM (u//oP)

327 > and U-boat training.

Olds Delta 88: poor choice for a field-expedient submarine.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 05:44 PM (IRd4p)

328 You see, back in those days, the guy on the Cream of Wheat box was white.

Posted by: Joe, going into detail at September 16, 2019 05:44 PM (QzkSJ)

329 I still don't think Slow Joe will survive to the convention, but now I hope he makes it. The campaign would be the most entertaining thing ever.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 16, 2019 05:44 PM (hjaPQ)

330 Sometimes ladies call me the Billy Jack Of Delaware. Old Joe still hasn't lost his martial arts prowess or sexy behind lemme tell you. I think it's why Lizzy Warren sends me her lingerie from time to time. True story.

Posted by: Joke Bidet at September 16, 2019 05:44 PM (vBH2i)

331 I have a quip about " two Wongs" but I just can't make it work...
Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:43 PM (90T4r)


I saw Two Wongs open for Make A Right at the Texxas Jam in '86.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 05:44 PM (Zz0t1)

332 wildly OT, but it just occurred to me...

the Iranians attacked a Saudi refinery/oil production facility.

and they only have one in their entire country.

the KSA should bomb the shit out of it.

that would F the mullahs right the F up, Bigly!

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 16, 2019 05:44 PM (MmMhO)

333 Wonder if Corn Pop and T-Bone ever met, Wilmington and Trenton aren't far from each other.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 05:44 PM (ZCEU2)

334 293 o that guy could have been called corn pop for reasons other than cereal no?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 05:31 PM (FiUMj)

Dyslexic gang leader.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM (hN5g

Porn Cop
Popcorn
Ron Copp
Prop Con

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 05:44 PM (RD7QR)

335 Why would you even tell a story like that?

Is Biden that desperate to be liked? It's one tall tale after another.

My new nickname for Biden is Route 80. Because his lies are as long as that road.

Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo at September 16, 2019 05:44 PM (wxC/u)

336 You think that's some story? Well let me tell you about the time I was on the wrong side of the tracks at a seedy little club in 1972 Delaware. The gays were seen as subhuman then. Not even people.

In fact there I was sidled up to the bar talking to a gay, and he told me he'd never even seen a straight person before. I was the first one. Frosted Flake they called him.

He had these frosted ends on his hair. This is a true story.

And so I said to him... I said "Frosted? Can I call you Frosted?" and he told me I could call him whatever I wanted to call him. And I said "It's not like that, Frosted. I understand you find me irresistable and articulate with a high IQ and all that, but it's not like that." So he says "Well what's it like, then?"

Then the darndest thing happened. We both looked up at the HD TV they had hanging on the wall and there was Nixon resigning. Right there before our eyes. It was a Wednesday I remember it like yesterday. And as sure as you and me are right here, we looked at each other and hugged.

Then we had gay sex. Now listen, it was a one time thing. Not for me but I don't judge. And you shouldn't either.

But more importantly, although it wasn't exactly the Geneva Convention, it was nice to - there in prejudiced 1970s America - have the straights and gays getting along for once.

And also that night I finally learned why they really called him Frosted Flake.

It had nothing to do with cereal let me tell you that.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:44 PM (uEbPt)

337 "My word as a Biden" is something a used car salesman would say back in 1962.

Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2019 05:45 PM (Pqytn)

338
Joe Biden: Back in those days I was a real cool dude. I wore a leather jacket and rode a motorcycle. Any way Corn Pop starts messing with the Cunningham kid. Nice kid but real squaresville. Any way I tell Corn Pop to leave Richie alone or else and as I say or else I give him a look. Any way Corn Pop backs down and I hit the jukebox and it plays Richie's favorite song. True story
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2019 05:43 PM (kw5n


I contemplated changing my vote for thread winner after this one.....

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 05:45 PM (Zz0t1)

339 I saw Corn Pop open for Kernel Panic at the Salty Jam Music Festival in '99.
Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 16, 2019 05:42 PM (k4LPa)


I proudly served under Kernel Panic. It was the Tet offensive we were outnumbered 1000 to 1. Fortunately I was able to talk the VC into surrendering. True story as a Biden.
-Joe "Guns" Biden

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 16, 2019 05:45 PM (aS1PU)

340 Keep yo hans off my Trix.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 05:45 PM (cgIyZ)

341 It was two Italian guys greeting each other by kissing on the cheek
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 05:41 PM (NFEMn)


After which one of them was found in the trunk of a Buick at the airport.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 05:45 PM (zmxYi)

342 I confess to actually tuning into Beck this morning on my way to a meeting, just to see how crazy he still is.

He actually had one of his sidekicks doing a bit as a seminar caller, and it was actually hilarious. Guy pretended to be a "real" Texan, or "Texan-ish," and was a fan of "those Dallas Cowboys." He claimed he'd met Beto and had totally changed his mind about guns. "I've got an AR15, an AR29, an AR9, and I drove to the local police station and threw them out the window. Some nice guy was kind enough to pick them up and carry them away. And now I'm really into abortion, too. Me and the wife have had 12 so far."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:46 PM (ptqGC)

343 Whose corn flake dis is?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 05:46 PM (u//oP)

344 Elvis taught Joe his kung fu moves.

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 05:46 PM (gmo/4)

345 I remember that time Deebo kept stealing from everyone in the hood and then he hit Debbie and I had to knock him out. True story.

Posted by: QA at September 16, 2019 05:46 PM (hGnX8)

346 332 the KSA should bomb the shit out of it.


Probably pointless. I read somewhere that it's running at some tiny fraction of its capacity because of Trump's sanctions.

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 16, 2019 05:46 PM (vWMNq)

347 Now Trump, you may cut me, but you're gonna have this chain wrapped around your head. Now watch me do 30 push-ups!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 16, 2019 05:46 PM (oZ6kz)

348 This is the dawning of the age of Corn Pop.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2019 05:46 PM (YtZB9)

349 I'm surprised Biden didn't say they shared a "40" afterwards.

Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo at September 16, 2019 05:46 PM (wxC/u)

350 Nobody was more gangsta than Toucan Sam.

Posted by: Fritz at September 16, 2019 05:46 PM (2Mnv1)

351 It was a diff'rent day and time back then....1957 or 58.
If you was black and you was an astronaut, you were out of work.

--Joe Biden remembering his encounter with Loopy Louie Hayes from NASSA

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 16, 2019 05:46 PM (FTlwv)

352 Remember the surprise when SNL was going to hire a new comic who wasn't hard left? Shane Gillis? Well, it's been 4 days, he hasn't even done one show, he's already fired. For a joke he made a year ago. Suh-prise, Suh-prise, Suh-prise.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 05:47 PM (Kpl3J)

353 Wasn't Corn Pop in a blaxploitation film?

Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 16, 2019 05:47 PM (6OoFY)

354 Has anyone asked what Life Guard Joe was doing with a chain?"

Well, there were chain gangs

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 05:47 PM (6qErC)

355 "Biden that desperate to be liked? "

he is a politician.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 05:47 PM (uF/4L)

356 I always though Corn Pop was a reference to Lawrence Welk.

Posted by: Miklos, maybe mistaken at September 16, 2019 05:47 PM (QzkSJ)

357
I saw Corn Pop open for Kernel Panic at the Salty Jam Music Festival in '99.

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 16, 2019 05:42 PM (k4LPa)

I saw them with Limp Bizkit and Bananarama on the Breakfast in America tour.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 05:47 PM (jYnPD)

358 Next story would be how Biden was as fierce as Genghis Khan.

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 05:47 PM (a0IVu)

359 345 I remember that time Deebo kept stealing from everyone in the hood and then he hit Debbie and I had to knock him out. True story.
Posted by: QA at September 16, 2019 05:46 PM (hGnX

You got knocked tha FUCK out, man!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 05:47 PM (NWiLs)

360 Trix better than Kix. It's diversified with all the pretty colors. More progressive.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 16, 2019 05:48 PM (Dhht7)

361 It was a diff'rent day and time back then....1957 or 58.
If you was black and you was an astronaut, you were out of work.

--Joe Biden remembering his encounter with Loopy Louie Hayes from NASSA
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 16, 2019 05:46 PM (FTlwv)


That is the best documentary ever produced.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 16, 2019 05:48 PM (t+qrx)

362 Corn Pop be hung like a kernel.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2019 05:48 PM (YtZB9)

363 > I proudly served under Kernel Panic.

I can't forget to give credit to the rest of the team. General Disarray, Major Havoc, Corporal Punishment, and Private Parts.

A hell of a team, we were.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 05:48 PM (IRd4p)

364 336

He had these frosted ends on his hair. This is a true story.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:44 PM (uEbPt)

The way you put that is hilarious.

Posted by: m at September 16, 2019 05:48 PM (hnjoD)

365 Joe Biden did not see two guys kissing in the 50's. Neither did his father. I shan't believe it. I simply shannot.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 16, 2019 05:48 PM (hjaPQ)

366 Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censerSwung by Seraphim whose footfalls tread upon my diving board."Esther," I cried, "thy god hath lent thee--by the signals he hath sent theeRespite--respite and nepenthe from the memories of thy yore;Quaff, oh, quaff this kind nepenthe and depart my diving board!Quoth the Corn Pop, "Nevermore."

Posted by: Edgar Allen Joe at September 16, 2019 05:48 PM (sN9mD)

367 At my age, it's Super Colon Blow for breakfast.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 05:48 PM (u//oP)

368 I beat Corn Pop. I can beat Trump.

Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo at September 16, 2019 05:48 PM (wxC/u)

369 I'm surprised Biden didn't say they shared a "40" afterwards.
Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo at September 16, 2019 05:46 PM (wxC/u)

Rocket Fuel. Dammmmn !!

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 05:48 PM (hN5g8)

370 Mr. Trump, I worked with Corn Pop, I had a switchblade fight with Corn Pop, I called Corn Pop Esther Williams, and you sir, you are no Corn Pop.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 16, 2019 05:48 PM (oZ6kz)

371 The Ted Kennedy Aquatic Center and Car Wash.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2019 05:40 PM



Pool has no deep end. Wading pool only.

Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 05:49 PM (786Ro)

372 ...

Posted by: tbodie at September 16, 2019 05:49 PM (vz4z/)

373 > Next story would be how Biden was as fierce as Genghis Khan.

Nope, I've already got dibs on Jen-jiss Khan.

Posted by: John Heinz-Kerry at September 16, 2019 05:49 PM (IRd4p)

374 About that chain- Joe was doing his interpretive dance routine to Chain of Fools.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 05:50 PM (cgIyZ)

375 343 Whose corn flake dis is?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 05:46 PM (u//oP)

Y'all are really killing it, here.

Posted by: m at September 16, 2019 05:50 PM (hnjoD)

376 Call me Ishmael, he told me...

/

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 05:50 PM (6qErC)

377 Walter Mitty runs for President.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 16, 2019 05:50 PM (7s3Gx)

378 Pool has no deep end. Wading pool only.

Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 05:49 PM (786Ro)

=======================
Car pool.

Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2019 05:50 PM (Pqytn)

379 Dance like a Corn Pop, sting like a camel.

Or is that a bee?

Aw, what the hell state are we in anyway?

Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo at September 16, 2019 05:50 PM (wxC/u)

380 To me if it was Sugar Smacks I might believe it

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 05:50 PM (ZCEU2)

381 I always though Corn Pop was a reference to Lawrence Welk.

Posted by: Miklos, maybe mistaken at September 16, 2019 05:47 PM



Yacht Rock > Corn Pop ?

Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 05:51 PM (786Ro)

382 > Pool has no deep end.

Sorta like Joe's gene pool.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 05:51 PM (IRd4p)

383 Pray for his nomination, Horde... pray hard... who would be the perfect running mate???

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:51 PM (90T4r)

384 Just an aside.

Corn Nuts are the the most stinky snack out there if you're not the one eating them.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 05:51 PM (hN5g8)

385 chain gang ... not a bad song ... Biden said he sang bass for that song.


youtube.com/watch?v=zBn5aIfZElE

Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2019 05:51 PM (Cus5s)

386 Kids back then used to say "fuckin' A" all the time. Well, the colored kids didn't say it. I never really knew what that meant anyway.

Posted by: Joe "The Real Fonz" Biden at September 16, 2019 05:52 PM (hjaPQ)

387 And that little corn pop was
me!

Posted by: Senator Kamala Corn POP Harris at September 16, 2019 05:52 PM (19Oib)

388 Sugar Crisp (Bear) > Sugar Smacks (Frog)

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 16, 2019 05:52 PM (Dhht7)

389 "I used to teach poor black kids how to read back in Delaware. Did you know black kids could be taught to read? Yeah, I was the first one to ever do it. Should have won a Nobel for it back in 1969, but Woody Allen won it that year for Bananas. True Story."

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 16, 2019 05:52 PM (hdzef)

390 Next Debate, Gropin' Joe needs to enter the stage to Black Sabbath, Swinging the Chain.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 16, 2019 05:52 PM (xPJvm)

391 Corn Nuts are the the most stinky snack out there"

Maize Nuts

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 05:52 PM (6qErC)

392 There was this one dude, Rice Krispie. Asian guy, had a mean gang of midgets...

Posted by: goodluckduck at September 16, 2019 05:52 PM (rwaEp)

393 384 Just an aside.

Corn Nuts are the the most stinky snack out there if you're not the one eating them.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 05:51 PM (hN5g


If you wanna ruin your teeth, Corn Nuts is the snack for you...

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:52 PM (90T4r)

394 I still don't think Slow Joe will survive to the
convention, but now I hope he makes it. The campaign would be the most
entertaining thing ever.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 16, 2019 05:44 PM (hjaPQ)


Especially when trump assigns him a small closet space in the white house, along with a propeller beanie, a cardboard desk with the word president scribbled on it in crayon, a presidential seal made from a pie tin, and a sign for the door that reads "don't feed the retard".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 05:52 PM (9Om/r)

395


Joe Biden: Back in those days I tried to stop a gang war. The Sharks vs. The Jets. They were bad dudes and had some choreography that you just did not want to mess with. Any way I ended up with this little senorita named Maria. You know what I'm talking about? Any way I stood up to both gangs with just some sheet music in my hand and they liked the score so much they backed down. True story

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2019 05:53 PM (kw5n8)

396 When Biden was in high school.He had a dog that was wild....but he trained her to be a champion show dog.....Ya....Black Lassie.

Posted by: Doggfish at September 16, 2019 05:53 PM (rIuKr)

397 387 And that little corn pop was
me!
Posted by: Senator Kamala Corn POP Harris at September 16, 2019 05:52 PM (19Oib)

Farina, that you??

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:53 PM (90T4r)

398 "Afterwards we shared a Colt 45 and sang Jimi Hendrix songs while playing air guitar. "

I mean, c'mon Joe. Make it believable.

Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo at September 16, 2019 05:53 PM (wxC/u)

399 Pray for his nomination, Horde... pray hard... who would be the perfect running mate???
Posted by: kraken


Who would be perfect, or who will it be?

Perfect? No idea.
Worst case? Tank Abrams.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 05:54 PM (AKYZm)

400 383 Pray for his nomination, Horde... pray hard... who would be the perfect running mate???
Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:51 PM (90T4r)

Tank Abrams...Joe could regale us about how they bonded over Aretha Franklin songs and then try to sniff her hair, at which point she pulls out a straight razor and tries to castrate him...hilarity ensues.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 05:54 PM (RD7QR)

401 I stared down George until he saw the genius of my plan. Cross the Delaware at night on Christmas eve...true story, my word as a Biden.

-Joe Bidet

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 05:54 PM (gmo/4)

402 and suddenly the menacing gang started to sway their hips and snap their fingers and do jazz hands. corn pop started singing "I feel pretty, so pretty...."

Posted by: piratepatch at September 16, 2019 05:54 PM (taXNc)

403 Stymie > Farina > Buckwheat.

Fight me.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 05:54 PM (u//oP)

404 By this time next year Biden is going to be regaling audiences with his tales of being second in command to Colonel George Washington during the French and Indian Wars.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 16, 2019 05:54 PM (mQBQH)

405 After work, I used to go unwind at this place called the Honeycomb Hideout. A lot of cute girls there. Just the age I like them. Only problem was some guy named Epstein always poached them from me.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 05:54 PM (IRd4p)

406 Did anyone ask Neil McKinnon if this happened for realz?

Posted by: Just Lily at September 16, 2019 05:55 PM (+qBkz)

407 Semolina >Stymie > Farina > Buckwheat

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 05:55 PM (6qErC)

408 Hes got like three different movies mixed into one story.

Mr. Tibbs

West Side Story

And

Honey I Shrunk My Nutz

Posted by: Senator Kamala Corn POP Harris at September 16, 2019 05:55 PM (19Oib)

409 Another interest group for the Democrats

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7462229

Professor Spikins said: On the one hand Neanderthals are healthy because they are walking around a lot.But
there is a very high injury rate and there are a lot of famines, so
almost every skeleton has got signs of a serious injury or illness just
because of the lifestyles they are living.They're not suffering from the sedentary lifestyles that we are but they are dealing with a difficult life as well.

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 16, 2019 05:55 PM (vWMNq)

410 He's not Joe Biden. He's fucking Forest Gump.

Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo at September 16, 2019 05:55 PM (wxC/u)

411 Still a pack of lies.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2019 05:55 PM (8fHBx)

412 406 Did anyone ask Neil McKinnon if this happened for realz?

No, they didn't ask Neil Kinnock, either.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 05:56 PM (oVJmc)

413 The worst part of listening to these kind of rambling stories from Biden or some drunk in a bar is they waste five minutes of your life and they have absolutely no point.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 16, 2019 05:56 PM (Mr80f)

414
I was the one who killed Malcolm X. True story. He went soft. Wasn't keepin' it real. Nothin' makes me madder than when a man forgots his blackness. My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Joe "Cracker Jack" Biden at September 16, 2019 05:56 PM (AzW6q)

415 Worst case? Tank Abrams.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 05:54 PM (AKYZm)


Tank Abrams...Joe could regale us about how they bonded over Aretha Franklin songs and then try to sniff her hair, at which point she pulls out a straight razor and tries to castrate him...hilarity ensues.
Posted by: joncelli


Horde mind atwerk.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 05:56 PM (AKYZm)

416 Kamala: and that little Pop Tart was me!

Posted by: Ever at September 16, 2019 05:56 PM (ZZDMQ)

417 "And Corn Pop was a bad dude."

And Aubrey was her name.

Posted by: m at September 16, 2019 05:56 PM (hnjoD)

418 He's fucking Forest Gump."

Jenny?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 05:56 PM (6qErC)

419
He's not Joe Biden. He's fucking Forest Gump.

Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo at September 16, 2019 05:55 PM (wxC/u)

In the end, that's really the truth of it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 05:56 PM (9Om/r)

420 Corn Pop Quiz:

WTF is wrong with Biden?

A) dementia
B) Alzheimer's
C) blank pages
D) synapses not firing
E) all of the above

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2019 05:56 PM (5itaF)

421 The worst part of listening to these kind of
rambling stories from Biden or some drunk in a bar is they waste five
minutes of your life and they have absolutely no point.


Posted by: lowandslow at September 16, 2019 05:56 PM (Mr80f)

==================
Woof!

Posted by: The Shaggy Dog at September 16, 2019 05:57 PM (Pqytn)

422 I think I'm in love with this Carrie Ann

Posted by: Josephistan at September 16, 2019 05:57 PM (Izzlo)

423 Semolina >Stymie > Farina > Buckwheat
Posted by: Anon a mouse


Grits was a bad mother....

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 05:57 PM (AKYZm)

424 I promise not to do that thing in your mouth. My word as a Biden.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 16, 2019 05:57 PM (Z4rgH)

425 He's not Joe Biden. He's fucking Forest Gump.

That explains why he's running.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 16, 2019 05:57 PM (HaL55)

426 Joe Biden has been lying since he crawled out the crib.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 16, 2019 05:57 PM (Z+IKu)

427 420
Corn Pop Quiz:


E

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 16, 2019 05:58 PM (vWMNq)

428 That explains why he's running.

*snort

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 16, 2019 05:58 PM (dUJdY)

429 He's fucking Forest Gump."

Or Matt Damon ?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 05:58 PM (6qErC)

430 Good Lord there wasn't a coherent thought in that rant. I am sure that more than little black children were not interested.

Posted by: Cheri at September 16, 2019 05:58 PM (oiNtH)

431
WTF is wrong with Biden?

A) dementia
B) Alzheimer's
C) blank pages
D) synapses not firing
E) all of the above


F) Joe being Joe

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 05:58 PM (oVJmc)

432 Joe picks Hunter as his running mate.

Just tossin' out ideas.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:58 PM (ptqGC)

433
Joe picks Hunter as his running mate.

Just tossin' out ideas.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:58 PM (ptqGC)

---------

Nah, first Dr. Jill, then Hunter.

Hunter won't get involved until he has a relative to cuck.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 05:59 PM (AzW6q)

434 That Corn Pop is a bad mother f....

Hush your mouth

Just talking about Corn Pop.

Posted by: Shaft at September 16, 2019 05:59 PM (ZLI7S)

435 429 Or Matt Damon ?


Back asswards. SS would do Biden, I think.

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 16, 2019 06:00 PM (vWMNq)

436 And everybody clapped.

This sounds like a scene from a Norman Lear sitcom from the 1970s. Everybody clapped then too. I wouldn't be surprised if you found a similar scene from one of those shows.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 16, 2019 06:00 PM (j3npP)

437 He's not Joe Biden. He's fucking Forest Gump.

That explains why he's running.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 16, 2019 05:57

-------

Heh.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 16, 2019 06:00 PM (Dhht7)

438 I misspoke.

I meant to say "Porn Cop."

*tweet*

No running!

*tweet*

No coal!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 06:00 PM (gAXBD)

439 Corn Pop and T Bone walk into a bar...

Posted by: Senator Kamala Corn POP Harris at September 16, 2019 06:00 PM (19Oib)

440 Some call him Corn Pop, I call him daddy.

Posted by: Shaun King at September 16, 2019 06:00 PM (4e+hS)

441 So Biden had a run in with some black people in Wilmington? Big deal! Back then I was the blackest person in all of Vermont!

Posted by: Bernie Grape Nutz Sanders at September 16, 2019 06:00 PM (Izzlo)

442 why do I get the sense that the story is basically true but happened to someone else?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 16, 2019 06:00 PM (ZqRa6)

443 Corn Pop sounds butt rapey.

Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 16, 2019 06:01 PM (6OoFY)

444 Corn Pop and T Bone walk into a bar.."

You think they would've seen it

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 06:01 PM (6qErC)

445 Breaking Newsweek story-

Trump stole some pancakes and forgot a relative was dead...cousin says-

https://tinyurl.com/y3who7vj

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2019 06:01 PM (wiXsO)

446 442 why do I get the sense that the story is basically true but happened to someone else?
Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 16, 2019 06:00 PM (ZqRa6)

Because Joe is a cereal liar?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 06:01 PM (RD7QR)

447 Joe Biden: Don't you just hate it when walking the dog, a cat jumps on the treadmill and the dog chases it and now your caught on the tread mill and you scream for your wife Jane, to stop this crazy thing? Don't you just hate that?

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 06:01 PM (gmo/4)

448 425 He's not Joe Biden. He's fucking Forest Gump.

That explains why he's running."

I hate fucking Forest Gump.

Posted by: Forest Gump's Skanky Girlfriend at September 16, 2019 06:02 PM (Kpl3J)

449 Joe is suffering from neural democratum botulism. It's when you did so much botox that it fucked up your brain that was already rotted from being a democrat and a liar.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 06:02 PM (myjNJ)

450 Biden 2020 has to be a M$/week operation. If there was any truth to any of his stories there'd be witnesses on the trail.

Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2019 06:02 PM (FhXTo)

451 Corn Pop Quiz:

WTF is wrong with Biden?

A) dementia
B) Alzheimer's
C) blank pages
D) synapses not firing
E) all of the above

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2019 05:56 PM (5itaF)
.........

*static*

Posted by: the steel plate in Joe's head at September 16, 2019 06:02 PM (v0R5T)

452 432 Joe picks Hunter as his running mate.

Just tossin' out ideas.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:58 PM (ptqGC)

Which means The Donald is then free to go with Donald Jr.

Epicness!

Posted by: Just Lily at September 16, 2019 06:02 PM (+qBkz)

453 Joe likes to swim naked. Think he did that as a lifeguard too?

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 06:03 PM (gmo/4)

454

Keep in mind: this old senile jerkoff would be president today
if he ran in 2016.

Posted by: Soothie at September 16, 2019 06:03 PM (KL8os)

455 Then as your flying into Afghanistan you get shot at and next thing you know you and Chelsea are serpentining on the tarmac in Bosnia.

You lose your hat on the Mekong Delta so your stuck with only your Yankees hat cuz the Cubs suck anyways.

Posted by: Senator Kamala Corn POP Harris at September 16, 2019 06:03 PM (19Oib)

456 Joe likes to swim naked. Think he did that as a lifeguard too?
Posted by: Archer

That's how he got the nickname

Nubbin

Posted by: Bruce at September 16, 2019 06:04 PM (vd8XM)

457 Forest Gump's Skanky Girlfriend"

Scroll up.

Jenny

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 06:04 PM (6qErC)

458 446 Joe is a cereal liar
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 06:01 PM (RD7QR)

hahahahaha!

Posted by: m at September 16, 2019 06:04 PM (hnjoD)

459 Poon Hunter Biden is not going any nearer the White House than I am.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo, free Farmer! at September 16, 2019 06:04 PM (ykYG2)

460 Seminal act that led to all the race relation problems.

Posted by: socalcon at September 16, 2019 06:04 PM (Roy2Z)

461 I'll kick Corn Pop's ass.

Posted by: Corn Pone at September 16, 2019 06:04 PM (v0R5T)

462 Some people call him Rufus. I call him Corn Pop.

arrrrr

Posted by: Karl Childers at September 16, 2019 06:05 PM (ZLI7S)

463 Moral of the story

No one had sex with that woman till the blue dress got not sent to the laundry.

Posted by: Senator Kamala Corn POP Harris at September 16, 2019 06:05 PM (19Oib)

464 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eL3o1w5uRA

Posted by: MarkY at September 16, 2019 06:05 PM (eMZAQ)

465 Some people call him Rufus. I call him Corn Pop."

As long as no one calls him maurice

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 06:05 PM (6qErC)

466 What a retard.

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2019 06:06 PM (MVjcR)

467 Joe worked with a black girl at the pool. Her name was Honey Comb.

Posted by: There at September 16, 2019 06:06 PM (fOqG5)

468 And we all need street names. I'm Little G Money.

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2019 06:06 PM (MVjcR)

469 Biden wants to get his black street cred right up there to Talcum X levels.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 16, 2019 06:06 PM (BRpqW)

470 457 Forest Gump's Skanky Girlfriend"

Scroll up.

Jenny
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 06:04 PM (6qErC)

Jenny, I got your number! 867-5309

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 06:07 PM (Kpl3J)

471 I suppose I'm English Hob'.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo, free Farmer! at September 16, 2019 06:07 PM (ykYG2)

472 465 Some people call him Rufus. I call him Corn Pop."

As long as no one calls him maurice
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 06:05 PM (6qErC)

I don't think pompatus is acceptable on cereal.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 06:07 PM (RD7QR)

473
No, they didn't ask Neil Kinnock, either.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 05:56 PM (oVJmc)

Autocucumber strikes again!

Posted by: Just Lily at September 16, 2019 06:07 PM (+qBkz)

474 HOOOOD OMar

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 16, 2019 06:07 PM (BqBId)

475 Nood

Posted by: Josephistan at September 16, 2019 06:08 PM (Izzlo)

476 Newsweek@Newsweek
Donald Trump stole pancakes and forgot a relative was dead while visiting family, cousin claims

-
Damn few things are more flat lowdown than a pancake thief.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 16, 2019 06:09 PM (+y/Ru)

477 468 And we all need street names.
~~~
I dropped mine after moving...it was 'Dumb Fvck'.

Posted by: socalcon at September 16, 2019 06:09 PM (Roy2Z)

478 There he was.

Crazy Joe was surrounded at the Delaware Public Pool facing the world's worst villains.

One was cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. Clearly he was a tweaker.

Then there was the Leprechaun. A possible IRA associate, he dealt in moons and stars. A possible devil worshiper.

Then there was the Captain. He called himself a captain, but he only had three stripes on his sleeve. Because he had only four fingers on each hand, he was suspected of being a bomb builder.

Lastly, there was the Tiger. His name was Tony and we suspect he was cosa nostra. This was the guy who Biden hates to this day because he thinks Make American GRRRRREAT Again! is a taunt from his formative years.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 16, 2019 06:10 PM (gAXBD)

479 WTF is wrong with Biden?



A) dementia

B) Alzheimer's

C) blank pages

D) synapses not firing

E) all of the above



Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2019 05:56 PM (5itaF)

.........



*static*

Posted by: the steel plate in Joe's head at September 16, 2019 06:02 PM (v0R5T)


He's ALWAYS been this way, but no one paid any attention before.

Posted by: dagny at September 16, 2019 06:10 PM (nRWPy)

480 BREAKING... According to his autobiography, while in the RAF in 1958, Neil Kinnock got in a gang fight at the Belfast Community Pool with a gang of hooligans led by "Lucky", the Irish Leprechaun. Critics accuse Biden of sugar-coating his story... Developing...

Posted by: Manufactured News Network: "Making News Magically Delicious Since Kelloggs Went Commie!" at September 16, 2019 06:10 PM (Ndje9)

481 Didn't Joe win the Nathan's hot dog eating contest the same year?

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at September 16, 2019 06:10 PM (Jj+59)

482 It's fun to laugh at Biden's stupid lies, but it's also important to remember Biden's lies have ruined people.

The truck driver who hit Biden's wife and kid, killing them was a victim of Biden's lies. He went to the grave trying to fight the lie that he was drunk at the time. Even the police got involved in trying to clear this one up, issuing a public statement the truck driver was stone cold sober at the time.

Can you imagine being in a very unfortunate accident, that was almost certainly the other driver's fault, killing a woman and child, only to spend the rest of your life being falsely accused of being drunk at the time? Further, the person spreading the lie is a politician on the national stage?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2019 06:10 PM (9t0Zz)

483 Nood Ilhan Omar

:-)

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 16, 2019 06:11 PM (vWMNq)

484 Warren/ Buttplug will be the ticket. Why Biden is still around baffles me.

Posted by: Jamaica, Queens at September 16, 2019 06:11 PM (8loGC)

485 Wasn't there a film with that Private Ryan guy who played halfback for Bear Bryant? I think Biden was the QB.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at September 16, 2019 06:12 PM (Jj+59)

486 If Biden were elected POTUS, I am sure the following G7 summits would be a hoot as Biden regales them with these stories.

Posted by: Cheri at September 16, 2019 06:16 PM (oiNtH)

487
*sings*

Gone are the days
When I drove Corn Pop away
Gone is my brain
Strokes turned it into clay
Gone are my teeth
And my dentures try to go
I hear those gentle voices callin'
Senile Joe

I'm a sniffing', I'm a sniffin'
Some young girl's hair I know
I grope her even as they're callin'
Senile Joe

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 06:16 PM (n8Jib)

488 Joe Biden is just fucking weird.

Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 06:23 PM (tH5fk)

489 After Joe courageous display, Corn Pop accepted him and called him Cracker Jack.

Posted by: There at September 16, 2019 06:24 PM (fOqG5)

490 464 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eL3o1w5uRA
Posted by: MarkY at September 16, 2019 06:05 PM (eMZAQ)

Ralphie May.
Nice.

Posted by: m at September 16, 2019 06:27 PM (hnjoD)

491 Used to be this tuff that hung out onna street corner in my 'hood, name'ah Rye Toast. One day passin' I musta' looked a him wrong because he liked tah put me in a JAM.
I was kinda' street smart, cept for that lookin' at RT wrong, so I buttered him up some and he let it slide afta I toll him he was the most righteous slice of a dood I evah done seed.

Posted by: White Bread at September 16, 2019 06:31 PM (pSotA)

492 He ran a bunch of bad boys, I'll tell you.
Or maybe he was just thinking of Kill Bill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXYfapQbqo4

Posted by: Onlooker at September 16, 2019 06:40 PM (5rmY3)

493 Conflated the pool incident with the opening dialog of Adam-12 where the dispatcher reports a gang fight with chains and knives.

Joe needs to check into the retirement home.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 16, 2019 07:31 PM (LGo6U)

494 Pom Aid was for English immigrants in OZ.


He's not heavy he's my brother.Can you rescue him from the deep end Joe,under the AfroShine slick.

Hey Carrie Ann what's your name now?

Posted by: saf at September 16, 2019 07:43 PM (5IHGB)

495 Joe has a gang name
Honey comb over

Posted by: Priapism at September 16, 2019 08:04 PM (ucNdt)

Leland Keyser, Who Blasey-Ford Claimed Was a Witness to Her Fabricated Assault, Finally Speaks About Ford's Accusation: "I don't have any confidence in the story."

Funny that the New York Times "reporters" who wrote up that silly accusation where the alleged victim denies the event chose not to publicize this bombshell.

Mollie Hemingway writes:


And then, just before the book ends, the reporters drop a bombshell:

>We spoke multiple times to Keyser, who also said that she didnít recall that get-together or any others like it. In fact, she challenged Ford's accuracy. I don't have any confidence in the story."

This on-the-record quote is the first time that Keyser has spoken publicly about what was previously reported in detail in the new bestseller "Justice on Trial: The Kavanaugh Confirmation and the Future of the Supreme Court"...

The New York Times authors dismiss Keyserís statement as the product of a bad memory, before noting that their unsuccessful efforts to corroborate Blasey Fordís claims including desperately searching for a house that matched the description she gave. Nevertheless, their ďgutĒ told them to believe her in the absence of facts.

The authors also acknowledge what had previously been reported in "Justice on Trial," about A group text was formed in which friends such as Cheryl Amitay and Lulu Gonella discussed how to get her to say something more helpful to the cause. An unnamed man on the text suggested that they defame her as an addict. Keyser has been in recovery for some time, as her friends know and as has previously been reported.

Amitay answered,"Leland is a major stumbling block" While asserting she didn't want her to make anything up out of whole cloth, she offered ideas for things that could sound supportive of Ford's story, such as that she'd been in similar situations with Blasey Ford that summer.

"I was told behind the scenes that certain things could be spread about me if I didn't comply," Keyser told the reporters, a stunning admission of the pressure to which she was subjected to by Blasey Ford's allies.

Beach friends need to get their asses sued into bankruptcy.

Or maybe some investigation for the lies that we know some "accusers" told. Why are the false accusers being let off the hook, as usual?



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:06 PM




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1 Oneth again?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 16, 2019 04:07 PM (HaL55)

2 Seems like the "actual malice" threshold was left in the rear view mirror quite a while ago.

Posted by: filbert at September 16, 2019 04:07 PM (NiXyF)

3 Sue them all!

This has ALWAYS been the Dems game. Now it's our turn. Grow a spine. You'll see them shrink.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 04:08 PM (vEIlU)

4 Sad!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 16, 2019 04:08 PM (2sCft)

5 Don't know how I managed that. I just dropped into the last thread to see what condition my condition was in.

Oh yeah.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 16, 2019 04:08 PM (HaL55)

6 Why it's almost like they're lying like rugs!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 04:08 PM (BiNEL)

7 Looks it is an all out war on everyone associated with PDT and all us Deplorables. About time we respond in kind and also hold RINOs like romney accountable

Fight like your Life Depends on it, because i t does

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 04:08 PM (p0A33)

8 Good for her, because that cannot be easy.
How many friends and DC influencers are pressuring her to continue the charade, I wonder. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 04:08 PM (bDqIh)

9 "I was told behind the scenes that certain things could be spread about me if I didn't comply," Keyser told the reporters, a stunning admission of the pressure to which she was subjected to by Blasey Ford's allies.

This is why "News" just doesn't exist anymore.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 04:09 PM (vEIlU)

10 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2019 04:10 PM (ov5W2)

11 I am just glad I can't be nominated to the SCOTUS. No telling the dirt they could find on young SteveOReno.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 16, 2019 04:11 PM (2sCft)

12 This is how the left operates - without shame or any regard on who they destroy, as long as it gets the job done. "It worked, didn't it?" - Harry Reid, after admitting he lied when he said he had proof that Romney cheated on his taxes.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 16, 2019 04:11 PM (9+jnX)

13 Kavanaugh probably thinks he can follow Thomas' path and stay quiet for years, letting his record speak for him. However, this is 1991, and the Left/MSM will not let go of this story.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 04:11 PM (bDqIh)

14 I wonder if these people have a spreadsheet to keep track of the lies.

Posted by: MiklosPM at September 16, 2019 04:12 PM (QzkSJ)

15 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:12 PM (DjIxe)

16 Sue Max Steyer (the "source" aka Slanderer Zero for this hit), the NYT reporter, the NYT editor, and the NYT as an organization.

Discovery is a bitch.

Posted by: filbert at September 16, 2019 04:12 PM (NiXyF)

17 Brett stuck his thing in my butt, and I never even met him!

Posted by: Random Liberal Hag at September 16, 2019 04:12 PM (88+cf)

18 I remember when Brett Kavanaugh lured me into a panel van with promises of puppies and candy. Oh the things he did to me!!!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 16, 2019 04:12 PM (2sCft)

19 The thing is, none of this is new. Ford threw this one under the bus at the hearings. All of this was known then.

Why the hell are we reliving this?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 16, 2019 04:12 PM (JcXHH)

20 If the GOP rolls over as usual, because wrong hill, then what sane person of integrity would risk working for President Trump, or more importantly, ANY effective conservative/non-Democrat President!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 04:13 PM (BiNEL)

21 I think it's safe to assume that whatever the left throws at the next SCOTUS nominee isn't going to stick at all.

Lindsay Graham, faced with incontrovertible evidence that the nominee spends their time raping battered baby seals, will push through the nominee as a giant fuck you to the Left.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:13 PM (DjIxe)

22 Spoiler Alert : There are also lies behind Door #2.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 04:13 PM (yBOIx)

23 17 Brett stuck his thing in my butt, and I never even met him!
Posted by: Random Liberal Hag at September 16, 2019 04:12 PM (88+cf)

The "thing" is your own head, you douchebag.

Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 04:13 PM (DBI6f)

24 Very interesting comments by Trump right now. He said when he entered office Gen. Mattis told him we were so low on ammo that he was asking Trump to delay an action then being contemplated. Trump said "I won't name the country."

Posted by: Frasier Crane (I'm coming back!) at September 16, 2019 04:13 PM (dmYb7)

25 What Brett Kavanaugh should start doing is voting with Gorsuch and Thomas on the votes that matter.

That is all.

Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 04:14 PM (sX1BW)

26 Beach friends need to get their asses sued into bankruptcy.

I'd settle for heads on pikes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 04:14 PM (jYnPD)

27

Comey and pals have a bunker full of military ammo?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 04:14 PM (vEIlU)

28 Kav should be unleashed upon his detractors. That oughta be their worst nightmare: a SCOTUS justice who just reached the very tippy-top of the career mountain should know how to leave them with just enough money to where they'll need to work the local truck stop for BJs in order to eat.

This bullshit's gone on long enough. We used to have laws against this sort of thing specifically to stop exactly what we're seeing happen.

He should be ruthless. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 16, 2019 04:14 PM (HaL55)

29 Beach friends are bitch friends.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at September 16, 2019 04:14 PM (ufFY8)

30 I wonder if Corn Pop was somehow involved.

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 04:15 PM (90T4r)

31 The oceans levels were once higher? Next, you'll be telling me CO2
levels were also higher and there were more species alive then too.

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 04:15 PM (gmo/4)

32 Tyranny by slander, defamation and libel.

Soft tyranny, but still tyranny.

Posted by: simplemind at September 16, 2019 04:15 PM (ZE/nz)

33 Why the hell are we reliving this?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 16, 2019 04:12 PM (JcXHH)

Because the russian hoax fell thru...didn't you get the memo?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 04:15 PM (p0A33)

34 19
The thing is, none of this is new. Ford threw this one under the bus at the hearings. All of this was known then.



Why the hell are we reliving this?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 16, 2019 04:12 PM (JcXHH)

++++
Very odd. Very old. Already established as false, but now they're coming out of the woodwork whipping this up into some new sensational scandal.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 16, 2019 04:15 PM (9+jnX)

35 What Brett Kavanaugh should start doing is voting with Gorsuch and Thomas on the votes that matter.

Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 04:14 PM (sX1BW)


AND SUE THE BASTARDS!!!

Posted by: filbert at September 16, 2019 04:15 PM (NiXyF)

36 Laws against making false accusations need to be needed up.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 16, 2019 04:15 PM (J+mig)

37 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)

38 They've got nothing, so they recycle now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 04:15 PM (vEIlU)

39 "14
I wonder if these people have a spreadsheet to keep track of the lies.

Posted by: MiklosPM at September 16, 2019 04:12 PM (QzkSJ)"
..I'm going to assume you haven't seen many of the docs that came out of the DNC, the Clintons' organization, or the sock puppet farms? They literally have regular written guidance to keep people on script. Hell, it was part of the entire point of journolist 1.0/2,0

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at September 16, 2019 04:15 PM (eAshZ)

40 13 Kavanaugh probably thinks he can follow Thomas' path and stay quiet for years, letting his record speak for him. However, this is 1991, and the Left/MSM will not let go of this story.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 04:11 PM (bDqIh)

Kavanaugh said plenty at his confirmation. There's no reason for him to get involved in any public shit slinging now; in fact, Democrats will only use it to try and claim he's not "impartial" in any future decisions. So Kav has to just shut up about it and let other people fight it out for him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 04:16 PM (Kpl3J)

41 Beach friends need to get their asses sued into bankruptcy.

This. A BILLION times, this.

This will continue until someone is forced to pay for their actions. If they're forced to compensate victims of their lies, they just might think twice.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)

42 I've missed all the threads today so apologies if this has been discussed: Why are Dems reopening this attack?

Posted by: tbodie at September 16, 2019 04:16 PM (vz4z/)

43 32 Tyranny by slander, defamation and libel.

Soft tyranny, but still tyranny.
Posted by: simplemind at September 16, 2019 04:15 PM (ZE/nz)

Yeah, but enough of it, and it'll become a raging tyranny boner, so this shit needs to be shut down post haste.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 16, 2019 04:16 PM (J+mig)

44 I'll throw in a couple of bucks in the kitty for more bombs.

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 04:16 PM (gmo/4)

45 I've missed all the threads today so apologies if this has been discussed: Why are Dems reopening this attack?

Posted by: tbodie at September 16, 2019 04:16 PM (vz4z/)


INPEACH TRUMP!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)

46 >Why the hell are we reliving this?

One theory: they need to delegitimize the court's authority since there are at least 3 big cases coming up that they don't want to have to comply with should they lose:

https://twitter.com/tracybeanz/status/

1173331122878582784

Also, prepping battlespace for when RGB croaks. If they resurrect the 'Kavanaugh is an extreme extremist who shouldn't be there, so you owe us one for tolerating him!!" then they will insist Trump nominate a Lefty for RGB's vacancy. Not Barrett.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 04:17 PM (bDqIh)

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at September 16, 2019 04:17 PM (eAshZ)

48 24 Very interesting comments by Trump right now. He said when he entered office Gen. Mattis told him we were so low on ammo that he was asking Trump to delay an action then being contemplated. Trump said "I won't name the country."
Posted by: Frasier Crane (I'm coming back!) at September 16, 2019 04:13 PM (dmYb7)

Canucks let off the hook, as usual.

Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2019 04:17 PM (Izzlo)

49 So, that "buy more ammo" thing turned out to be a good idea after all.

Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 04:17 PM (DBI6f)

50 I'll throw in a couple of bucks in the kitty for more bombs.


But only if I get to drop them myself..


Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 04:18 PM (gmo/4)

51 They've got nothing, so they recycle now.


It's good for the soil.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 04:18 PM (iCClr)

52 Pretty bad for the Dems when they have to rerun old outrage material. Shows a real dearth of slander writing talent. What DO they teach snowflakes in Universities nowadays, anyway??

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 04:18 PM (90T4r)

53 I'll throw in a couple of bucks in the kitty for more bombs.
Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 04:16 PM (gmo/4)


Thanks for your support!!!!

Posted by: Wheeler Dealers at September 16, 2019 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)

54 Yeah, but enough of it, and it'll become a raging tyranny boner, so this shit needs to be shut down post haste.
========
You had me at raging tyranny boner . . .

Posted by: Shep! at September 16, 2019 04:18 PM (wEKEq)

55 >>One theory: they need to delegitimize the court's authority since there are at least 3 big cases coming up that they don't want to have to comply with should they lose:

>Also, prepping battlespace for when RGB croaks


Very much this.

Not that they respect any laws they don't like.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 04:18 PM (yBOIx)

56 Damn I would love to run for elected office just once just so I could admit to most of what they accuse me of and make a frigging party out of it. Laughing in their fucking faces would be worth it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 04:18 PM (9Om/r)

57 Yeah, but enough of it, and it'll become a raging tyranny boner, so this shit needs to be shut down post haste.
========
You had me at raging tyranny boner . . .

Posted by: Shep!
======
#me too!

Posted by: RBG at September 16, 2019 04:18 PM (wEKEq)

58 46 >Why the hell are we reliving this?

One theory: they need to delegitimize the court's authority since there are at least 3 big cases coming up that they don't want to have to comply with should they lose:

https://twitter.com/tracybeanz/status/

1173331122878582784

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 04:17 PM (bDqIh)

==========

I can imagine a Democratic president saying, "Because this was a 5-4 decision and there were two justices who had been credibly accused of sexual crimes in the majority, this ruling is deemed invalid. I shall do what I want because I was elected king."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:19 PM (DjIxe)

59 42 I've missed all the threads today so apologies if this has been discussed: Why are Dems reopening this attack?

Posted by: tbodie at September 16, 2019 04:16 PM (vz4z/)

lying assholes gonna asshole, basically.

But step back and think - you mean THIS is the best you guys had left? It only lasted 36 hours before the story collapsed under it's own ridiculousness???

They're out of ammunition. They used up everything they had, and now they're desperate.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 04:19 PM (Kpl3J)

60 40
Sadly this one of those situations where justifiably attacking like a rabid dog, will work to the detriment of your legacy!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 04:19 PM (BiNEL)

61 And Trump is correct...this is EXACTLY what they're trying to do. They are not only trying to convince Kavanaugh that they'll continue to ruin his life and his family's lives, they're trying to remind future nominees that they, too, will be ruined.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

62 All Keyser had to say was "I do not recall anything like that but I support my friend."

She didn't and good for her.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 16, 2019 04:19 PM (mf5HN)

63 What DO they teach snowflakes in Universities nowadays, anyway??

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 04:18 PM (90T4r)


Nothing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 04:19 PM (9Om/r)

64 One theory: they need to delegitimize the court's authority since there are at least 3 big cases coming up that they don't want to have to comply with should they lose:

https://twitter.com/tracybeanz/status/

1173331122878582784
-----------------------------------------------------------------

I suggest everyone read that twitter thread. It's epic.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 04:19 PM (NFEMn)

65 I'm not gonna be too hard on Kavanaugh right now. He's pretty new to the job, and he's not Merrick Garland.

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 04:19 PM (90T4r)

66
I've missed all the threads today so apologies if this has been discussed: Why are Dems reopening this attack?


Desperation, as best I can tell. They have absolutely nothing else to offer America. That's gotta sting, hence the recycled crazy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 16, 2019 04:20 PM (HaL55)

67 Also, prepping battlespace for when RGB croaks. If
they resurrect the 'Kavanaugh is an extreme extremist who shouldn't be
there, so you owe us one for tolerating him!!" then they will insist
Trump nominate a Lefty for RGB's vacancy. Not Barrett.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 04:17 PM (bDqIh)

+++
Has to be along these lines. Can't think of any other reason.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 16, 2019 04:20 PM (9+jnX)

68 They've got nothing, so they recycle now.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 04:15 PM (vEIlU)


----

Recycling is green friendly.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 16, 2019 04:20 PM (R4unc)

69 I'll point out that this isn't an attack in isolation, either. They've been ramping up themed articles for a week or more on dozens of publications prepping for this. I even saw one the other day about accusations against Roman senators.

As in, ancient Romans. Almost 2000 years ago.

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at September 16, 2019 04:20 PM (eAshZ)

70 >>What DO they teach snowflakes in Universities nowadays, anyway?


how to be good little NPCs.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 04:20 PM (yBOIx)

71 >Why the hell are we reliving this?

-------------

So the Dems don't make the same mistakes in running this play.

Ford assumed Keyser would back her story. The next victim will not make the same mistake. She'll find an actual "corroborating" witness.

And to let those "witnesses" know now that there will be consequences to not corroborating.

Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 04:20 PM (sX1BW)

72 i seem to recall hearing a tape of a dem activist (a woman) stating she was working on a plan to bring down the next trump nominated justice (this was before kavanaugh's hearings) and if he's not destroyed, then at least he would be damaged and a cause advanced. there were no details beyond the general dark intention..

i think i heard that tape on a link from this site. does anybody recollect this?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 16, 2019 04:20 PM (Pg+x7)

73 They're out of ammunition.


No demagogue should have to hear that.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 04:21 PM (iCClr)

74 Boy, I'm glad Chief Justice Roberts assured us the SC was not political. I can't imagine what justice would be like in this country if it was at the mercy of political ideology.

Posted by: DaveD at September 16, 2019 04:21 PM (P5fqQ)

75


Leyland Keyser? The guy from The Usual Suspects?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2019 04:21 PM (kw5n8)

76 Two Door Ford had no motivation to lie. Other than getting tons of lavish attention, taking down a prominent person in a political party she despises, and becoming a millionaire overnight... no motivation at all.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2019 04:21 PM (+18sB)

77 >>I can imagine a Democratic president saying, "Because this was a 5-4 decision and there were two justices who had been credibly accused of sexual crimes in the majority, this ruling is deemed invalid. I shall do what I want because I was elected king."




Pretty sure some are already saying they should/will expand the size of SCOTUS to dilute conservative justices' votes.e some are already saying they will expand the size of SCOTUS

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 04:21 PM (bDqIh)

78 Kav's still basically an Establishment Squish. I actually wouldn't be too upset if he gets impeached ... so long as Trump get's to name Kav's successor.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 16, 2019 04:21 PM (hdzef)

79 Some see Dead People, Clinton Lawyers see penises.
Don't judge.

Posted by: Quilp at September 16, 2019 04:21 PM (Bf3hj)

80 email about 30 minutes ago from Adam Schiffhead:

Almost one year ago, we heard the courageous and gut-wrenching testimony
of Dr. Christine Blasey Ford, describing how Brett Kavanaugh sexually
assaulted her in high school. Her testimony was corroborated by multiple
people she had previously told about the attack. And she wasn't alone:
Deborah Ramirez, a Yale classmate, also claimed to have been assaulted
by Kavanaugh in college.

well, when you have nothing else...

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 16, 2019 04:22 PM (ZqRa6)

81 Never forget these are the same people who are seeking to disarm you and your descendants.

They are evil to the core.

They hate you and want you dead.

Posted by: Demos at September 16, 2019 04:22 PM (lsZMj)

82 Also, prepping battlespace for when RGB croaks. If
they resurrect the 'Kavanaugh is an extreme extremist who shouldn't be
there, so you owe us one for tolerating him!!" then they will insist
Trump nominate a Lefty for RGB's vacancy. Not Barrett.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 04:17 PM (bDqIh


Trump--"Lol. GF'd."

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 04:22 PM (NFEMn)

83 "I was told behind the scenes that certain things could be spread about me if I didn't comply," Keyser told the reporters, a stunning admission of the pressure to which she was subjected to by Blasey Ford's allies.


This is that 'meanness' that Marianne Williamson was shocked (SHOCKED!) to hear was practiced by Democrats, not Republicans.

Seriously, you've got to be a special kind of delusional to NOT look at the Democrat Party and see what a fucking syndicate it is.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 04:22 PM (oVJmc)

84 Not weird at all to have nothing to drink, a traumatic experience, no car miles from your hometown and yet not remember how you got home.

Not weird at all!

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2019 04:22 PM (+18sB)

85 i think i heard that tape on a link from this site. does anybody recollect this?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 16, 2019 04:20 PM (Pg+x7)

This was by Dr. Professor's own attorney (Katz?) who had previously stated that hippocampus had no political motive for accusing Kavanaugh.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 04:23 PM (jYnPD)

86 Bee-atch friends...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 16, 2019 04:23 PM (7ZV3n)

87 Obviously Ford was not invited to any of the cool parties and this is why she is the way she is.

If she were, she could have found one person to sort of corroborate her story, but not one came to her defense.

And no one wanted to say the obvious - she was never invited to the fun parties.

Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 04:23 PM (sX1BW)

88 77 >>I can imagine a Democratic president saying, "Because this was a 5-4 decision and there were two justices who had been credibly accused of sexual crimes in the majority, this ruling is deemed invalid. I shall do what I want because I was elected king."




Pretty sure some are already saying they should/will expand the size of SCOTUS to dilute conservative justices' votes.e some are already saying they will expand the size of SCOTUS
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 04:21 PM (bDqIh)

=========

That requires an act of Congress, though.

I'm not sure it can get through either chamber. We talk about the craziness of the Democratic Party, but I don't think it's 100% there. Maybe 50%.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:23 PM (DjIxe)

89 One of the the things that puzzles me about Democrat response to Kavanaugh is he seems to be a classic east coast country club conservative.
The Dems couldn't ask for a better conservative. Why the insanity that can only hurt them?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 16, 2019 04:23 PM (aCNZ6)

90 The military is out of ammunition because it was all allocated and purchased by the various Obama bureaucratic Departments.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 04:23 PM (hN5g8)

91 Although I don't recall if I was actually there, the memory of Brett Kavanaugh exposing something is burned into my hippo campus, and the hippo's can no longer swim in that part of the pool.

Posted by: Christine Blaise Ford at September 16, 2019 04:23 PM (10bW0)

92
Also, prepping battlespace for when RGB croaks. If they resurrect the 'Kavanaugh is an extreme extremist who shouldn't be there, so you owe us one for tolerating him!!" then they will insist Trump nominate a Lefty for RGB's vacancy. Not Barrett.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 04:17 PM (bDqIh)






This.

More importantly, I'll bet that RBG had some kind of health setback that hasn't been announced yet. But the Donks have been informed on the sly, so they're trying to get their forces mobilized.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (veoSD)

93 "The greatest trick the Devil ever played . . . was convincing you that someone stuck his Cock in your face."

--- Keyser (Leland)

Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (ePjOB)

94 email about 30 minutes ago from Adam Schiffhead:

Almost one year ago, we heard the courageous and gut-wrenching testimony
of Dr. Christine Blasey Ford, describing how Brett Kavanaugh sexually
assaulted her in high school. Her testimony was corroborated by multiple
people she had previously told about the attack. And she wasn't alone:
Deborah Ramirez, a Yale classmate, also claimed to have been assaulted
by Kavanaugh in college.

well, when you have nothing else...
Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 16, 2019 04:22 PM (ZqRa6)

These people are evil scum.

Maybe they just resurrected this for fundraising.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (NFEMn)

95 Never forget these are the same people who are seeking to disarm you and your descendants.

They are evil to the core.

They hate you and want you dead.
Posted by: Demos at September 16, 2019 04:22 PM (lsZMj)


They all seem to forget that we're allowed guns to protect ourselves, first and foremost, FROM TYRRANY, which is what they're trying to impose upon us.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)

96 Get the fuck otta here. - Goodfellas

Words to live by.



Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (gmo/4)

97 I can imagine a Democratic president saying, "Because this was a 5-4 decision and there were two justices who had been credibly accused of sexual crimes in the majority, this ruling is deemed invalid. I shall do what I want because I was elected king."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


And THAT'S when CWII started, your honor.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (0t+fn)

98 Ford and her stupid two front doors and idiotic uptalk..sheesh.

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (a0IVu)

99 There sure is a lot of surplus SS109 on the market for there to be a shortage.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (iCClr)

100 >>Trump--"Lol. GF'd."



I assume they're targeting Senate Republicans with this. How many flakes like Flake (good riddance) still remain to be manipulated by their Senate Dem pals?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (bDqIh)

101 80
email about 30 minutes ago from Adam Schiffhead:

Almost one year ago, we heard the courageous and gut-wrenching testimony

of Dr. Christine Blasey Ford, describing how Brett Kavanaugh sexually

assaulted her in high school. Her testimony was corroborated by multiple

people she had previously told about the attack. And she wasn't alone:

Deborah Ramirez, a Yale classmate, also claimed to have been assaulted

by Kavanaugh in college.

well, when you have nothing else...


Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 16, 2019 04:22 PM (ZqRa6)

Imagine the situation they must be in where reliving the glory days of this failed SCOTUS nominee attack that made them look ridiculous is all they have.

I am loving every minute of this.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (jYnPD)

102 I'm not a GI surgeon or endocrinologist, but I can search the medical literature. The longest anyone lived in a study of biliary stents for pancreatic cancer was around 240 days.

That puts RGB on schedule for April of next year. All this is a smokescreen for the declining health of RGB. PI believe the Dumbs know the real medical situation for RGB is soon to change for the worse.

Posted by: stumck at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (w9Wax)

103 The fk names a chick "Leland"?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (u//oP)

104 Leyland Keyser sounds like the bad guy in a bad movie.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (RD7QR)

105 9 "I was told behind the scenes that certain things could be spread about me if I didn't comply," Keyser told the reporters, a stunning admission of the pressure to which she was subjected to by Blasey Ford's allies.

--------
LOL *could* be???

Ford herself alluded to some vague "problems" Keyser had in her national testimony. Which means she was complicit in the threat. Great person!!!

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2019 04:25 PM (+18sB)

106 61 And Trump is correct...this is EXACTLY what they're trying to do. They are not only trying to convince Kavanaugh that they'll continue to ruin his life and his family's lives, they're trying to remind future nominees that they, too, will be ruined.
Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

This may be what they intended, but it hasn't worked. Look at it clearly - did this change ANYONE'S mind from where they were at the end of the Kavanaugh hearings? Of course not, and anyone who didn't pay attention then isn't paying attention now. The way this fell apart so quickly, leading to nothing but ridicule for them (Even from Morning Joe!) shows this to be a complete Own Goal on their part. The losses from this claim are all theirs, not ours.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 04:25 PM (Kpl3J)

107 Also, prepping battlespace for when RGB croaks. If they resurrect the 'Kavanaugh is an extreme extremist who shouldn't be there, so you owe us one for tolerating him!!" then they will insist Trump nominate a Lefty for RGB's vacancy. Not Barrett.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 04:17 PM (bDqIh)






This.

More importantly, I'll bet that RBG had some kind of health setback that hasn't been announced yet. But the Donks have been informed on the sly, so they're trying to get their forces mobilized.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (veoSD)

Okay, but if RBG croaks a few days from now, it's going to be so obvious.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 04:25 PM (NFEMn)

108 At first I thought you making a reference to:
Keyser in The Usual Suspects.
I am a goof, still fits.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 16, 2019 04:25 PM (9PtLS)

109 if I was Kav I'd just choose to win and be the RBG of the right, but I'm vindictive that way.

Posted by: x at September 16, 2019 04:25 PM (nFwvY)

110 I had Lulu Gonella once. Penicillin took care of it.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 16, 2019 04:25 PM (bWBdM)

111 So, we're out of conventional ammo. I guess we use nukes then.

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 04:25 PM (gmo/4)

112 This.

More importantly, I'll bet that RBG had some kind of health setback that hasn't been announced yet. But the Donks have been informed on the sly, so they're trying to get their forces mobilized.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (veoSD)

hmmm..so she had that cancer treatment early in August, seemed to get better based on sightings at musicals and what not but has since regressed, potentially?

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 04:25 PM (a0IVu)

113 89 One of the the things that puzzles me about Democrat response to Kavanaugh is he seems to be a classic east coast country club conservative.
The Dems couldn't ask for a better conservative. Why the insanity that can only hurt them?
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 16, 2019 04:23 PM (aCNZ6)

I honestly think that facts don't matter to any of them anymore. The Democratic Socialists do not live in a rational world of logic, cause and effect, and enlightened self interest.
Nope, they are Cult members.

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 04:25 PM (90T4r)

114 107 This.

More importantly, I'll bet that RBG had some kind of health setback that hasn't been announced yet. But the Donks have been informed on the sly, so they're trying to get their forces mobilized.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (veoSD)

Okay, but if RBG croaks a few days from now, it's going to be so obvious.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 04:25 PM (NFEMn)

=========

What if they find her with a pillow over her face?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:25 PM (DjIxe)

115 iNdElIbLy EtChEd iNtO mY hIpPoCaMpUs

Posted by: Christine Blasť Fraud at September 16, 2019 04:26 PM (vkjqP)

116 16 Sue Max Steyer (the "source" aka Slanderer Zero for this hit), the NYT reporter, the NYT editor, and the NYT as an organization.

Discovery is a bitch.
Posted by: filbert at September 16, 2019


*
*

At first I thought you were talking about an actual person named Susan Max Steyer. Considering the left's gender confusion these days, I wouldn't be surprised at such a name combo.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 04:26 PM (ClOmq)

117 By this time next Warren will simply be pointing and yelling "Orange Penis!" for votes.

Posted by: Quilp at September 16, 2019 04:26 PM (Bf3hj)

118 Kav's still basically an Establishment Squish. I actually wouldn't be too upset if he gets impeached ... so long as Trump get's to name Kav's successor.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 16, 2019 04:21 PM (hdzef)

Sometimes Morons really are morons. WTF?

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 04:26 PM (hN5g8)

119 fuck these fuckers.

doxx them. we need to play their game at their level and beat the living piss out of them. leave them wanting for their puppies and safe spaces.

fuck trying to be the adults in the room. it isn't winning us shit.

I love the way Trump trolls them.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 04:26 PM (d7Ww2)

120 One of the the things that puzzles me about Democrat response to Kavanaugh is he seems to be a classic east coast country club conservative.
The Dems couldn't ask for a better conservative. Why the insanity that can only hurt them?
=======
They were sooo close. And now it looks like its at least another 20 years or 30 or more before they can gain complete control. They are expecting something else to happen in 10 years that is going to upset their plans to cash in big. Their schedule is kaput and now they have to take risks.

Posted by: simplemind at September 16, 2019 04:26 PM (lDg5r)

121 The Dems couldn't ask for a better conservative. Why the insanity that can only hurt them?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 16, 2019 04:23 PM (aCNZ6)


Remember during WWII when the russians would make unarmed people rush german positions with the prospect of getting mowed down while hopefully picking up a random gun from one of their own dead?
yeah, something like that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 04:26 PM (9Om/r)

122 89 One of the the things that puzzles me about Democrat response to Kavanaugh is he seems to be a classic east coast country club conservative.
The Dems couldn't ask for a better conservative. Why the insanity that can only hurt them?
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 16, 2019 04:23 PM (aCNZ6)

==========

Because they were literally one election away from a SCOTUS that was going in invalidate the 2nd Amendment.

And they screwed it up with Hillary.

Being that close to total victory screwed their brains up something fierce.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:26 PM (DjIxe)

123 That puts RGB on schedule for April of next year. All this is a smokescreen for the declining health of RGB. PI believe the Dumbs know the real medical situation for RGB is soon to change for the worse.
Posted by: stumck at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (w9Wax)

I bet Trump does too.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 04:27 PM (NFEMn)

124 90
The military is out of ammunition because it was all allocated and purchased by the various Obama bureaucratic Departments.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 04:23 PM (hN5g

+++
Another really strange maneuver. Never found out what the hidden meaning was behind this, if there was one.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 16, 2019 04:27 PM (9+jnX)

125 >>There sure is a lot of surplus SS109 on the market for there to be a shortage.

He made clear that there isn't a shortage anymore.

Posted by: Frasier Crane (I'm coming back!) at September 16, 2019 04:27 PM (dmYb7)

126 More importantly, I'll bet that RBG had some kind of health setback that
hasn't been announced yet. But the Donks have been informed on the sly,
so they're trying to get their forces mobilized.


I bet Notorious RBG bought the farm last week. How would we know? There's been a virtual media blackout on her for years now in anticipation of her impending demise. I bet this bullshit is a warning shot to PDT that the Progs are getting warmed up for Teh Kavining Part Deux when they finally announce that she's mort.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 16, 2019 04:28 PM (HaL55)

127 notice that Schiff, again, intentionally misuses the word Corroborate. Legally, Corroborate means that you have found someone else that can independently confirm the truth of the story. There was NO corroboration of any of these stories, that is the heart of the issue.

Finding someone who can say "yeah, she told me that lie, too!" is NOT "Corroboration".

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 04:28 PM (Kpl3J)

128 This.

More importantly, I'll bet that RBG had some kind of health setback that hasn't been announced yet. But the Donks have been informed on the sly, so they're trying to get their forces mobilized.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (veoSD)

Okay, but if RBG croaks a few days from now, it's going to be so obvious.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 04:25 PM (NFEMn)

=========

What if they find her with a pillow over her face?
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more likely plugged into an electrical outlet but the fuses blew. . .

Posted by: RoboRBG at September 16, 2019 04:28 PM (wEKEq)

129 Kav's still basically an Establishment Squish. I actually wouldn't be too upset if he gets impeached ... so long as Trump get's to name Kav's successor.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 16, 2019 04:21 PM (hdzef)


Please. Then the Left will turn it around and say that Trump picked a stinker in Kavanaugh, why should he get another pick?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 04:28 PM (NFEMn)

130 My gut tells me to sue. Sue like the wind.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 04:29 PM (iCClr)

131 It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose.

Posted by: Brett Gumb at September 16, 2019 04:29 PM (ZLI7S)

132 Leland Keyser Soze.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 04:29 PM (oVJmc)

133 Finding someone who can say "yeah, she told me that lie, too!" is NOT "Corroboration".
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 04:28 PM (Kpl3J)

It's "Collaboration."

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 04:29 PM (NFEMn)

134 Imagine the crazy you must be to willingly humiliate yourself in front of the nation the way Ford did.

When I hear people say we need to play by the Dems rules, I just think there are some games we conservatives cannot play.

Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 04:29 PM (sX1BW)

135 Paging Amy Coney Barrett

Paging Amy Coney Barrett

Report without hesitation

Posted by: Local Barrel #626 at September 16, 2019 04:29 PM (+18sB)

136 Imagine if Paul Ryan had given Republicans something to turn out to vote for in 2018, anything at all.

Posted by: Quilp at September 16, 2019 04:30 PM (Bf3hj)

137 "They are expecting something else to happen in 10
years that is going to upset their plans to cash in big. Their schedule
is kaput and now they have to take risks.

Posted by: simplemind at September 16, 2019 04:26 PM (lDg5r)"
..
Climate.
Fallout from 2015 in the EU
And, eventually, pensions and treasuries.


Any one of the three is going to sink them if they can't go all jackboot on people.

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at September 16, 2019 04:30 PM (eAshZ)

138 I'm guessing this latest onslaught of Kavanaugh attacks have little to do with him. I don't think they expect RBG to make it to 2020. So, they are sending a message to Trump (trying to get him to have a moderate as his next nomination to avoid a similar result)...and, also, sending a message to potential conservative nominees that "they don't want no part of dis."

RGB must have a really crappy prognosis.

Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2019 04:30 PM (eXAO5)

139 134 Imagine the crazy you must be to willingly humiliate yourself in front of the nation the way Ford did.

When I hear people say we need to play by the Dems rules, I just think there are some games we conservatives cannot play.
Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 04:29 PM (sX1BW)

==========

I want her social media.

A woman willing to go out and lie to the nation about someone like that has got to have an interesting social media record.

I wouldn't be surprised by a "James Hodgkinson didn't go far enough!" post.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:30 PM (DjIxe)

140 Finding someone who can say "yeah, she told me that lie, too!" is NOT "Corroboration".
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 04:28 PM (Kpl3J)

It's "Collaboration
=====
Nay, it is COLLUSION!!! The style book says so!

Posted by: Jim Acosta at September 16, 2019 04:31 PM (NG3nQ)

141 *looks around expectantly*

I'm deeply concerned about a pounce gap...

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 04:31 PM (NWiLs)

142
There sure is a lot of surplus SS109 on the market for there to be a shortage.







Because SS109/M855 sucks.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2019 04:31 PM (veoSD)

143 Okay, but if RBG croaks a few days from now, it's going to be so obvious.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 04:25 PM (NFEMn)

=========

What if they find her with a pillow over her face?
========


They call her Scalia?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 04:32 PM (AKYZm)

144 Please. Then the Left will turn it around and say that Trump picked a stinker in Kavanaugh, why should he get another pick?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 04:28 PM (NFEMn)

Not really sure why the Constitution would be suspended to prevent a sitting president with a Senate majority from confirming another SCOTUS pick, but sure if that's all it takes, I guess we better just stick with the Establishment's squish and hope he turns out better than Roberts (or Souter).

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 16, 2019 04:32 PM (hdzef)

145 from the "Democratic Legislative Campaign Committee" (sounds like an old Commie front group, don't it?) email 10 minutes ago:


Another bombshell allegation has been made against Brett Kavanaugh.


The New York Times uncovered that Kavanaugh allegedly lied under oath about his sexual misconduct during his confirmation.


But Republicans were more than willing to ignore Kavanaugh's alleged
lying and sexual misconduct to achieve their ultimate goal: A rubber
stamp for their legislative policies. And with his vote to greenlight
partisan gerrymandering and his blind support for the right-wing agenda,
it's clear Kavanaugh delivered.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 16, 2019 04:32 PM (ZqRa6)

146 What if they find her with a pillow over her face?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:25 PM (DjIxe)

+++
Oh, can you imagine? They'd have Medical Examiners lined up out the door just to find one who would say it was manual suffocation done by who other than murdering Trump.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 16, 2019 04:32 PM (9+jnX)

147 124
Posted by: washrivergal at September 16, 2019 04:27 PM (9+jnX)

Prepping for gun confiscation in Hillary's first term!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 16, 2019 04:32 PM (BiNEL)

148 Imagine the crazy you must be to willingly humiliate yourself in front of the nation the way Ford did.
====
*ahem*

shame is part of the kink . . .

Posted by: countless milllions of dem voters at September 16, 2019 04:32 PM (ZE/nz)

149
https://twitter.com/tracybeanz/status/

1173331122878582784
-----------------------------------------------------------------

I suggest everyone read that twitter thread. It's epic.
Posted by: JoeF.

=======

It has me salivating for the next SCOTUS term.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 04:32 PM (3EPLG)

150 Thanks to everyone for the response to my question.

Posted by: tbodie at September 16, 2019 04:32 PM (vz4z/)

151 Imagine if Paul Ryan had given Republicans something to turn out to vote for in 2018, anything at all.
Posted by: Quilp at September 16, 2019 04:30 PM (Bf3hj)

Yes I would have liked to have had better leadership but I still blame the voters first and foremost. It's hard for me to accept that voters on the Right can be dense or apathetic. Hoping Alabama pulls its head out of its ass this time,

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 04:33 PM (hN5g8)

152 Brett has been voting with his penis for his entire career.

Posted by: The New York Times at September 16, 2019 04:33 PM (2Mnv1)

153
I can imagine a Democratic president saying, "Because this was a 5-4 decision and there were two justices who had been credibly accused of sexual crimes in the majority, this ruling is deemed invalid. I shall do what I want because I was elected king."

----------

Honestly, if I were elected President I'd put it simply:

"During the campaign, I bothered reading the Constitution. I know, it sounds crazy.

It turns out that the SC may decide cases involving treaties, cases between states, between states and the United States, and trials for treason. It also serves as the final court of appeal.

It has no right of judicial review, and may not override legislation, or enjoin the executive from his duties.

Any attempt to do that will be duly noted and categorically ignored by this administration."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 04:33 PM (AzW6q)

154 Album Review: Tool, Fear Inoculum (2019):

"Instruments played in the most pretentious way possible. Lyrics penned and sung in the most self-regarding way by the most egotistical, self-fellating asshole in all of Rock History, Maynard James Keenan. It will blow your mind, and never stop reminding you that you are inferior to every single note and chord, forever. I loved it. 5 Stars (out of 4)."

Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2019 04:33 PM (ePjOB)

155 Dianne Feinstein, Elizabeth Warren, Hillary Clinton, and Kamala Harris simultaneously groped me at a party once. They used me like a cheap sex toy, passing me from one to the other.

I don't remember the year, or the location, or anyone else who was there, but it totally happened.

Posted by: Anonymous Beach Friend at September 16, 2019 04:33 PM (IRd4p)

156 Amy Coney Barrett shoved her vag in my face at a drunken frat party in nineteen eighty something!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 04:33 PM (u//oP)

157 If Mika had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, sh'ed resemble a porcupine. Today she's just a pork u pine.

Posted by: Baron Barron at September 16, 2019 04:33 PM (Jj+59)

158
*looks around expectantly*

I'm deeply concerned about a pounce gap...
Posted by: Insomniac

======

Jesus man, let her get to the ladies' room from time to time.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 04:33 PM (3EPLG)

159 The cornerstone of our judicial system is that the accused must prove his innocence beyond a shadow of a doubt, and Kavanaugh has definitely not lived up to that standard. We really have no choice but to impeach.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 04:33 PM (dNzKv)

160 149
https://twitter.com/tracybeanz/status/

1173331122878582784
-----------------------------------------------------------------

I suggest everyone read that twitter thread. It's epic.
Posted by: JoeF.

=======

It has me salivating for the next SCOTUS term.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 04:32 PM (3EPLG)

==========

Imagine the kind of cases SCOTUS will see with RBG replaced by Amy Coney Barrett.

Just 4 to accept a case, and you'll have Barret, Thomas, Alito, and Gorsuch ganging up on stuff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:34 PM (DjIxe)

161 Oddly enough, we all are asking 'Why now' on the Kavenaugh thing, right.

Oddly enough, local social media linked to a hot mess of a facebook story about a girl claiming to have been due rape drugged two weekends ago.

Lots of shit didn't add up, but on Social media it quickly became 'Believe her, or you're a sexist pig'.

Turns out that there is no record of the claimed 9-11 call.

No record of an ambulance run to the identified medical facility at that time.

No record of the receipt of a female victim suffering from the claimed medical issues at the medical facility.

And oddly enough, no record of the second female victim of the same type of attack in the next room over at the medical facility.

And no record of the medical facility making the legally required police report concerning the alleged admission and treatment.

And now....the Social Media post has gone *POOF*.

Somebody is trying to drive a wedge between good people in this country.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 04:34 PM (cqNba)

162 hmmm..so she had that cancer treatment early in
August, seemed to get better based on sightings at musicals and what not
but has since regressed, potentially?

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 04:25 PM (a0IVu)

"musicals"...what tune was she tap dancing too?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2019 04:34 PM (Zv1X1)

163 85 flounder, etc, "this was by the professor's own attorney (katz?)..."

that ominous tape was recorded well before the bombshell letter dropped in kavanaugh's senate confirmation hearing. it must be tied to the plot to disqualify him. but i haven't seen anything about it since, and no mention of it appearing in mollie hemingway's book. (of course i haven't read her book - sheesh - no pictures). does anyone know who has.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 16, 2019 04:34 PM (Pg+x7)

164 Because they were literally one election away from a SCOTUS that was going in invalidate the 2nd Amendment.

And they screwed it up with Hillary.

Being that close to total victory screwed their brains up something fierce.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:26 PM (DjIxe)

They thought they had a lock on it, and that their Earthly Paradise was imminent. But they missed their predictions again. No second coming. No UFO trailing the comet. The Almighty State did not hear their pleas and rise up to make everything perfect.

The Holy Scriptures can't ever be questioned, the Sacred Dogmas are perfect and eternal, so it had to be the fault of the Orange Devil.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 16, 2019 04:34 PM (J+mig)

165 Schiff is just 'deeming' her allegations proved. His window-licking minions will repeat the Big Lie as Truth.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 04:34 PM (oVJmc)

166 I just dropped into the last thread to see what condition my condition was in.

Oh yeah.


back in the 80s or 90s my parents gave me a pair of tickets to a Kenny Rogers show at the Arena in Houston. This was the duet era with the drippy songs.
DanMa'am and I go to it and at the end he mentioned he used to be a rocker and let rip that song ' Somethings Burning'. The cowboys that had never heard that ran out out of that show.

Kenny played for us a year or so ago at Michael Berry's Redneck Country Club and everybody loved it.

Posted by: DanMan at September 16, 2019 04:34 PM (XTiHL)

167 They are trying to influence his opinions. Can't let that happen!

_______


I think they already have, Mr. President.

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 16, 2019 04:34 PM (k4LPa)

168 SCOTUS starts a new session next month. We'll find out the fate of RGB soon.

Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2019 04:34 PM (Izzlo)

169 RGB must have a really crappy prognosis.
Posted by: Orson


Three separate cancers. Two of them pancreatic. At 85.

Dead man walking.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 04:35 PM (AKYZm)

170 Brett has been voting with his penis for his entire career.
Posted by: The New York Times at September 16, 2019 04:33 PM (2Mnv1)

He simply pulls the lever for the candidate of his choice.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 04:35 PM (NFEMn)

171 My hippopotamus is inedible.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2019 04:35 PM (v0R5T)

172 Album Review: Tool, Fear Inoculum (2019):

"Instruments played in the most pretentious way possible. Lyrics penned and sung in the most self-regarding way by the most egotistical, self-fellating asshole in all of Rock History, Maynard James Keenan. It will blow your mind, and never stop reminding you that you are inferior to every single note and chord, forever. I loved it. 5 Stars (out of 4)."
Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2019 04:33 PM (ePjOB)


I will say, Maynard Keenan has one of the best rock n roll screams in the history of music.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 04:35 PM (Zz0t1)

173 What would you do if RBG dies at a similar timeframe before the election as Scalia?

Stay consistent with last time and hope Trump wins? Or say LOLGF?

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 16, 2019 04:35 PM (N4xQB)

174 159
The cornerstone of our judicial system is that the accused must prove
his innocence beyond a shadow of a doubt, and Kavanaugh has definitely
not lived up to that standard. We really have no choice but to impeach.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 04:33 PM (dNzKv)

You make a joke. That is a camel toe campaign talking point.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 04:35 PM (jYnPD)

175 Two of the false accusers were referred for prosecution and nothing happened.

Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2019 04:35 PM (LCbYb)

176 SCOTUS starts a new session next month. We'll find out the fate of RGB soon.
Posted by: josephistan


Like last time? Where no one saw her for 6 months?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 04:35 PM (AKYZm)

177 Okay, but if RBG croaks a few days from now, it's going to be so obvious.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 04:25 PM (NFEMn)

Maybe she's already dead.
Weekend at RBG's!

Posted by: Mattie the Brod at September 16, 2019 04:35 PM (ufFY8)

178 Hey - Don't knock window-licking till you've tried it. The tinted ones taste like lemonade.

Posted by: Joey Plugs Biden at September 16, 2019 04:36 PM (u//oP)

179 Jesus man, let her get to the ladies' room from time to time.


Did three other 'Ettes get up from the table to accompany her?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2019 04:36 PM (FNXDu)

180 I hope I get into Yale, I hear the coeds are super drunk and easy AF. I'm going to buy my own Frat House and start my own fraternity. My pledge name will be , BOSS.

Posted by: Baron Barron at September 16, 2019 04:36 PM (Jj+59)

181 What would you do if RBG dies at a similar timeframe before the election as Scalia?

Stay consistent with last time and hope Trump wins? Or say LOLGF?
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter


LOLGF.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 04:36 PM (AKYZm)

182 35 year old allegations about a sexual assault that never occurred is just the start.

When RBG dies, expect a complete shit show of alllegations and innuendo.

The Donks have no shame and they know the MSM will provide cover and prop up any allegation they make.

The new standard is prove you are innocent.

F them all.

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 16, 2019 04:36 PM (J9wxX)

183 173 What would you do if RBG dies at a similar timeframe before the election as Scalia?

Stay consistent with last time and hope Trump wins? Or say LOLGF?
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 16, 2019 04:35 PM (N4xQB)

==========

McConnell has already split that hair, calling it a different situation.

Garland was in the year of a presidential election without an incumbent on the ballot. RBG would be in the year of a presidential election with an incumbent on the ballot.

Totes different.

Also, McConnell gets what he wants because the Biden rule is garbage and an excuse to play by whatever rules he wants.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:36 PM (DjIxe)

184 Next on the BullCuck: the Conservative Case for Nominating Alexadria O'CrazyHo Communist for the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 04:37 PM (IRd4p)

185 Fin hafta go gangsta. I had a name back when I was bangin
Honey Comb-over

Posted by: Joey B at September 16, 2019 04:37 PM (2cfUo)

186 *round off back handspring triple twisting somersault*
*POUNCE!*

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 04:37 PM (d7Ww2)

187 I'm going to eat all of garrett's graham crackers, too.

Posted by: Baron Barron at September 16, 2019 04:37 PM (Jj+59)

188 All this SC talk always gives me a weird vibe. Mostly because I strongly believe that those Nazgul have waaay too much power over our lives... and I find myself wanting to install those who I approve of to ensure that things go the way I want them to go.
There's a dissonance there I have trouble reconciling.

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 04:37 PM (90T4r)

189 "musicals"...what tune was she tap dancing too?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2019 04:34 PM (Zv1X1)

stairway to heaven

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 04:37 PM (a0IVu)

190 Has any of the Democrat Presidential candidates said anything about this?

Posted by: dantesed at September 16, 2019 04:37 PM (88xKn)

191 *round off back handspring triple twisting somersault*
*POUNCE!*
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 04:37 PM (d7Ww2)


That might actually cause damage.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 04:37 PM (Zz0t1)

192 "Beach friends need to get their asses sued into bankruptcy.

Or maybe some investigation for the lies that we know some "accusers" told."


Aww, c'mon, we all know that's not gonna happen.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2019 04:37 PM (8fHBx)

193 ... that tape should be resurrected, given wide currency and investigated for its links to the ford plot.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 16, 2019 04:38 PM (Pg+x7)

194 Because they were literally one election away from a SCOTUS that was going in invalidate the 2nd Amendment.

And they screwed it up with Hillary.

Being that close to total victory screwed their brains up something fierce.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:26 PM (DjIxe)


Yes. They knew that with 5 ultra-liberal Justices, they could re-write the Constitution any way they wanted. With a PDT re-election, that dream is pushed back a couple of decades or so. Makes them screaming mad.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2019 04:38 PM (AMIL/)

195 RBG was at the University at Buffalo on Aug 26. I don't know where y'all are getting this "hasn't been seen in 6 months/8 months/one year" stuff,

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 04:38 PM (u//oP)

196 > He simply pulls the lever for the candidate of his choice.

The Mighty Kav Penis is prehensile?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 04:38 PM (IRd4p)

197 186 *round off back handspring triple twisting somersault*
*POUNCE!*
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 04:37 PM (d7Ww2)

*whumpf!*

W00T!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 04:38 PM (NWiLs)

198 186 *round off back handspring triple twisting somersault*
*POUNCE!*

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 04:37 PM (d7Ww2)

Hot damn. Is Insom still alive after that?

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 04:38 PM (a0IVu)

199 My hippopotamus is inedible.



My hovercraft is full of eels.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 04:38 PM (iCClr)

200 I will say, Maynard Keenan has one of the best rock n roll screams in the history of music.


Strong words.

Posted by: Won't Get Fooled Again at September 16, 2019 04:38 PM (FNXDu)

201 188 All this SC talk always gives me a weird vibe. Mostly because I strongly believe that those Nazgul have waaay too much power over our lives... and I find myself wanting to install those who I approve of to ensure that things go the way I want them to go.
There's a dissonance there I have trouble reconciling.
Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 04:37 PM (90T4r)

=========

You've accepted the reality of how SCOTUS actually works versus how it should work.

Give them a few years, and you may find SCOTUS making decisions that direct lawmaking authority away from the executive and back towards the legislature, and things might begin to reshape in our nation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:38 PM (DjIxe)

202 Suing would be a terrible idea. It would cost money. His opponents are fabulists, and nothing is going to dissuade them from lying and lying some more; this is political, so someone is underwiring this enterprise and will shield them from penury. The allegations aren't credible. No one believes them other than people which are very motivated to believe them. America's jury system is not something anyone sane wants to voluntarily encounter absent pressing need. So there's no guarantee of victory. What get's accomplished by a suit?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2019 04:38 PM (ppBhU)

203 I will say, Maynard Keenan has one of the best rock n roll screams in the history of music.


Strong words.
Posted by: Won't Get Fooled Again at September 16, 2019 04:38 PM (FNXDu)


I believe I said "one of..."

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 04:39 PM (Zz0t1)

204 > Has any of the Democrat Presidential candidates said anything about this?

Kameltoe and Warren have both called for Kavanaugh's impeachment.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 04:39 PM (IRd4p)

205 Yes I would have liked to have had better leadership but I still blame the voters first and foremost. It's hard for me to accept that voters on the Right can be dense or apathetic. Hoping Alabama pulls its head out of its ass this time,
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Obamacare still the law of the land
No wall
Ryan pushes for Amnesty, again and again
Ryan fights sanctions on Mexico, & China
Ryan allows Investigations in The Russia nonsense.
Ryan pushes for Tax cuts, but gives the WH nothing in return.
Ryan fights the Trump WH on Spending, but gave the Obama WH even more than it asked for.
Ryan constantly going on CNN calling Trump inappropriate.

None of that is voter's fault. We gave them everything they said they ever wanted, and they flipped us off for it- then went and cashed in.

Posted by: Quilp at September 16, 2019 04:39 PM (Bf3hj)

206 Okay, but if RBG croaks a few days from now, it's going to be so obvious.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 04:25 PM (NFEMn)


She was just invited to stay at one of Sander's many homes. Weekend at Bernie's!

Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 04:39 PM (Ciifn)

207 I'm going to eat all of garrett's graham crackers, too.
Posted by: Baron Barron at September 16, 2019 04:37 PM (Jj+59)

Do I need to go to the urban dictionary? I'm assuming it's something something gay.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 04:39 PM (hN5g8)

208 Schiff has the proof that Trump collaborated with Putin, don't you know. Also kompromat from a couple of Russian comedians.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgie Peach at September 16, 2019 04:39 PM (ZqRa6)

209 oooo Oooh that smell, cant you smell that smell ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2019 04:39 PM (M+Lyo)

210
You make a joke. That is a camel toe campaign talking point.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 04:35 PM (jYnPD)







That's also a succinct description of her prosecutorial/CA AG career.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2019 04:39 PM (veoSD)

211 RBG was at the University at Buffalo on Aug 26.
=====
I heard she went to BW3 and ate an entire bucket of super hot wings by herself.

Posted by: a moron at September 16, 2019 04:39 PM (yXdXW)

212
Imagine the kind of cases SCOTUS will see with RBG replaced by Amy Coney Barrett.

Just 4 to accept a case, and you'll have Barret, Thomas, Alito, and Gorsuch ganging up on stuff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier

======

Affirmative action is at the top of my wish list.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 04:39 PM (3EPLG)

213 Brother banger Omar says it's our (her) 'Constitutional Duty' to impeach (spins wheel)...

Kavanaugh.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 04:40 PM (LgJhO)

214 If RBG was dead somehow PDT would be trolling it. And it would be epic.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2019 04:40 PM (Zv1X1)

215 194
Yes. They knew that with 5 ultra-liberal Justices, they could re-write the Constitution any way they wanted. With a PDT re-election, that dream is pushed back a couple of decades or so. Makes them screaming mad.
Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2019 04:38 PM (AMIL/)

=========

It could be even worse for them.

The right didn't start playing this game until the 90s, 30 years after the left had started.

The right isn't going to suddenly stop playing and could end up creating bulwarks against leftist encroachment that could last for a very long time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:40 PM (DjIxe)

216 The Mighty Kav Penis is prehensile?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 04:38 PM (IRd4p)

Yes. Just like on an Elephant.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 16, 2019 04:40 PM (O4YGa)

217 What would you do if RBG dies at a similar timeframe before the election as Scalia?

Stay consistent with last time and hope Trump wins? Or say LOLGF?
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 16, 2019 04:35 PM (N4xQB)

==========

McConnell has already split that hair, calling it a different situation.


--------------

The McConnell rule is simply a power rule. If you have the power to confirm, confirm. If you have the power the block confirmation, block.

But McConnell only has the power 49 other Senators give him.

I'm sure Romney would love to slide into the Flake role. So who knows if he could get done.

I'm guessing the closer we get to election, the more difficult it will be for him to pull off.

Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 04:40 PM (sX1BW)

218 "Instruments played in the most pretentious way possible. Lyrics penned and sung in the most self-regarding way by the most egotistical, self-fellating asshole in all of Rock History, Maynard James Keenan. It will blow your mind, and never stop reminding you that you are inferior to every single note and chord, forever. I loved it. 5 Stars (out of 4)."
Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2019 04:33 PM (ePjOB)

I really tried to like it. I just found it utterly monotonous. At some point--when they release a gimmick-free proper CD--I'll give it another try, but ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 04:40 PM (NFEMn)

219 I will say, Maynard Keenan has one of the best rock n roll screams in the history of music.


Strong words.

Posted by: Won't Get Fooled Again


Yeah, Daltrey just mike dropped from orbit.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2019 04:40 PM (ePjOB)

220 Leftist lie with the ease you breath

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 04:41 PM (ZCEU2)

221
*Thud*

Posted by: RBG, Precipitating A Shit Storm at September 16, 2019 04:41 PM (1RlY2)

222 188 All this SC talk always gives me a weird vibe. Mostly because I strongly believe that those Nazgul have waaay too much power over our lives... and I find myself wanting to install those who I approve of to ensure that things go the way I want them to go.
There's a dissonance there I have trouble reconciling.
Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 04:37 PM (90T4r)

If you see a dangerous power that can't be flung into a volcano yet, you want it in safe hands until it can be. I see no dissonance there.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 16, 2019 04:41 PM (J+mig)

223 Hot damn. Is Insom still alive after that?
Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 04:38 PM (a0IVu)

I don't want to go on the cart!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 04:41 PM (NWiLs)

224 RBG was at the University at Buffalo on Aug 26. I don't know where y'all are getting this "hasn't been seen in 6 months/8 months/one year" stuff,
Posted by: Guy Smiley


December 8th, 2018 to July or August of 2019.
She supposedly went to a concert in her honor and not ONE photo was taken.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 04:41 PM (AKYZm)

225 I'm sure Romney would love to slide into the Flake role. So who knows if he could get done.

I'm guessing the closer we get to election, the more difficult it will be for him to pull off.
Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 04:40 PM (sX1BW)

Someone needs to bitch slap Romney and tell him to fall in line.

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 04:41 PM (a0IVu)

226 the dems are trying to:

destroy the 1st and 2nd amendments and electoral college.

destroy the supreme court.

destroy the president.

it's a full court press to shred the constitution and the republic.


Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 16, 2019 04:41 PM (Pg+x7)

227 I will say that the Dem's are pretty good at digging up the dead horse and trying to beat it to death again.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 04:41 PM (cgIyZ)

228 Posted by: Quilp at September 16, 2019 04:39 PM (Bf3hj)

And we reward the Left because of it and really eliminate any chance to get what we want? We are going to have to agree to disagree mainly because I'm right.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 04:42 PM (hN5g8)

229
the dems are trying to:

destroy the 1st and 2nd amendments and electoral college.

destroy the supreme court.

destroy the president.

it's a full court press to shred the constitution and the republic.


Posted by: musical jolly chimp

======

Also:

obliterate the border

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 04:42 PM (3EPLG)

230 They've got nothing, so they recycle now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 04:15 PM (vEIlU)

======================
This. And the MSM-Dark State really, really need something NOW. Something terrible must be coming their way.

Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2019 04:43 PM (Pqytn)

231 They'll probably find a kid to come forward about Amy. Or someone she touched when they were a minor.

Nothing too low for the Left.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2019 04:44 PM (+18sB)

232 the dems are trying to:

destroy the 1st and 2nd amendments and electoral college.

destroy the supreme court.

destroy the president.

it's a full court press to shred the constitution and the republic.


Posted by: musical jolly chimp

======

Also:

obliterate the border
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Fuck with the first ten and we are no longer a country.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 04:44 PM (AKYZm)

233 > obliterate the border

The "American" left basically consists of bots who are still running propaganda scripts written by the disinformation section of the old KGB.

The goal is, and always was, destruction of the United States.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 04:44 PM (IRd4p)

234 What we haven't seen is how the left will go after a conservative female justice nominee.

Will sort of be interesting to see their approach.

Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 04:44 PM (sX1BW)

235 170 Brett has been voting with his penis for his entire career.
Posted by: The New York Times at September 16, 2019 04:33 PM (2Mnv1)

He simply pulls the lever for the candidate of his choice.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 04:35 PM (NFEMn)

You know, I can see where a prehensile penis would be REALLY useful.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 04:44 PM (RD7QR)

236 229
the dems are trying to:

destroy the 1st and 2nd amendments and electoral college.

destroy the supreme court.

destroy the president.

it's a full court press to shred the constitution and the republic.


Posted by: musical jolly chimp

======

Also:

obliterate the border
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 04:42 PM (3EPLG)

The ultimate goal is the annihilation of Western culture except for the horrid little quasi-religious spinoff called Marxism.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 16, 2019 04:44 PM (J+mig)

237 234 What we haven't seen is how the left will go after a conservative female justice nominee.

Will sort of be interesting to see their approach.
Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 04:44 PM (sX1BW)

=========

Holy shit, the slut shaming is going to be amazing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:44 PM (DjIxe)

238
The Mighty Kav Penis is prehensile?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 04:38 PM (IRd4p)

Yes. Just like on an Elephant.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 16, 2019 04:40 PM (O4YGa)








"I'd love to, but I don't think my ass can take another dinner roll."

#justthepunchline

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2019 04:44 PM (veoSD)

239 Ramirez cartoon of the Democrats shooting the Constitution full of holes was spot on, they would toss the whole thing in the trash if they could.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 04:45 PM (ZCEU2)

240 >>I will say, Maynard Keenan has one of the best rock n roll screams in the history of music.

Tom Araya, FTW.


Hon Mention : "SCREAM FOR ME LONG BEACH!"

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 04:45 PM (yBOIx)

241 The odd thing to me is that every one of these liberal stories is ridiculous on its face. UVa and Haven Monaghan, Juicy Smollier, Christine Blasey Fraud, the most recent smear of Kavanaugh, NONE of them pass the smell test. Each one is OBVIOUSLY made-up rubbish.

To see that, all one has to do is imagine the sequence of events that we're asked to believe, and compare that sequence with our own experience. Is the sequence plausible? No. It's laughable, in each instance.

And yet the leftists apparently believe it, because they go all-in and then look ridiculous afterwards. Now I'm sure intrinsically they would like to go all-in any propaganda item, but no one likes to be laughed at, which leads me to believe that they actually did believe the story.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 04:45 PM (zmxYi)

242
Yeah, Daltrey just mike dropped from orbit.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2019 04:40 PM (ePjOB)


Again, I said "one of the best...."

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 04:45 PM (Zz0t1)

243 Nevertheless, their 'gut' told them to believe her in the absence of facts.


old and busted: fact-check
new hotness: gut-check


The next edition of the Newspeak dictionary will be #Woke AF !!!

Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 04:45 PM (786Ro)

244 Leftists are the scum of the earth. And that's saying something.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 16, 2019 04:45 PM (9+jnX)

245 Album Review: Tool, Fear Inoculum (2019): . . .

I get this review.

I've listened to it a lot since its release. It's grown on me quite a bit, but it's clearly the least of Tool's last 4 albums. The lack of anything approaching conventional song structure is a problem.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2019 04:45 PM (ppBhU)

246 239
Ramirez cartoon of the Democrats shooting the Constitution full of holes
was spot on, they would toss the whole thing in the trash if they
could.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 04:45 PM (ZCEU2)

Praise the founders and pass the ammunition.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 04:46 PM (jYnPD)

247 Rock and roll scream?

Gotta toss in Dave Grohl.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 04:46 PM (LgJhO)

248 You know, I can see where a prehensile penis would be REALLY useful.


NYC subway. Have two hands free for the newspaper.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2019 04:46 PM (FNXDu)

249 Hon Mention : "SCREAM FOR ME LONG BEACH!"

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 04:45 PM (yBOIx)

Live After Death?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 04:47 PM (jYnPD)

250 If Barret is the nominee, I bet they will even attack her special needs child. Because the left are vile creatures.

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 04:47 PM (a0IVu)

251 Ramirez cartoon of the Democrats shooting the Constitution full of holes was spot on, they would toss the whole thing in the trash if they could.
Posted by: Skip


Do it.
Posted by: Texas Going It's Merry Way and Taking Flyover Country With It

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 04:47 PM (AKYZm)

252 As someone said on a previous thread, we're dealing with monsters. Truly depraved people with no limits. Have we made the necessary strategic and tactical adjustments?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 04:47 PM (H8QX8)

253 Rock and roll scream?

Gotta toss in Dave Grohl.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 04:46 PM (LgJhO)


My opinion, he's not even on the list.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 04:47 PM (Zz0t1)

254 Amy Coney Barrett put her hands on a baby's butt. MFM

Oh? She has 7 kids? Fact checker musta missed that.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 04:47 PM (cgIyZ)

255 To see that, all one has to do is imagine the sequence of events that we're asked to believe, and compare that sequence with our own experience. Is the sequence plausible? No. It's laughable, in each instance.

------------

Would a career minded bureaucrat who wants to advance further put a pubic hair on a coke can for a colleague?

I think to the left, it is believable, because they are the type of people who would do that to set someone up.

Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 04:47 PM (sX1BW)

256 If Barret is the nominee, I bet they will even attack her special needs child.

-------

Yeah right. Prolly not even her kid.

Posted by: Mika at September 16, 2019 04:48 PM (AzW6q)

257 246 Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 04:46 PM (jYnPD)

Jim Clyburn -d(umbass) South Carolina gave the game away last week when he stated that he did not believe the bill of rights could be passed with the current congress.
He is an honest if stupid and evil man.

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 04:48 PM (xbWHd)

258 I expect Barrett to get the Palin treatment. She's a) good-looking, b) religious and c) has had (and adopted) a bunch of kids without aborting any of them (not even the one with "special needs").

Everything a feminut hates, in other words.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 04:48 PM (IRd4p)

259 >>Live After Death?

Yeah.
Great Tour. Got to see 2 of the Radio City shows.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 04:48 PM (yBOIx)

260 250 If Barret is the nominee, I bet they will even attack her special needs child. Because the left are vile creatures.
Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019


*
*

Didn't they use Sarah Palin's autistic kid as part of their attacks on her? And they've only gotten worse since then.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 04:49 PM (ClOmq)

261 Well that's a KEYSER SAUSAGE up the Nude Yak Tones... maybe they can switch the RoboReporters OFF and bring in some of their BIG GUNS to fuck it up more.

Posted by: saf at September 16, 2019 04:49 PM (5IHGB)

262 Affirmative action is at the top of my wish list.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 04:39 PM (3EPLG)


Along with Griggs v. Duke Power, O'Connor v. Donaldson, and the notion that one hack-in-black can issue a nationwide injunction.

Shitcan those four decisions and America will be on the mend.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 04:49 PM (zmxYi)

263 I never made up any Cucumbent Rule because they repeat on me.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 04:49 PM (5itaF)

264 If this is true, Leland Keyser is boss. The pressure on her must have been and still must be ridiculous. If I were her, I'd write a tell-all book with nothing in it about Kavanaugh but plenty of dirt on the beach friends, and call it LOLGF

Posted by: grognard at September 16, 2019 04:49 PM (L3c+B)

265 256 If Barret is the nominee, I bet they will even attack her special needs child.

-------

Yeah right. Prolly not even her kid.
Posted by: Mika at September 16, 2019 04:48 PM (AzW6q)

She would probably get the 'should have been aborted' remark.

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 04:49 PM (a0IVu)

266 >>Amy Coney Barrett


.50 Cal Rabbit Rifles are weapons of war!

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 04:49 PM (yBOIx)

267
What we haven't seen is how the left will go after a conservative female justice nominee.

Will sort of be interesting to see their approach.
Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 04:44 PM (sX1BW)

======

Barrett was already grilled when she got nominated to the 7th Circuit. That's the one when Feinstein said "the dogma lives loudly within you."

So I think the females are going to be Sister Mary Sadist.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 04:49 PM (3EPLG)

268 If Barret is the nominee, I bet they will even attack her special needs child. Because the left are vile creatures.
Posted by: IC


The campaign ads would write themselves.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 04:49 PM (AKYZm)

269 the dems are trying to:

destroy the 1st and 2nd amendments and electoral college.

destroy the supreme court.

destroy the president.

it's a full court press to shred the constitution and the republic.


Posted by: musical jolly chimp

======

Also:

obliterate the border
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2019 04:42 PM



Sadly all of that could also be in a very special edition of National Review

Posted by: Hands at September 16, 2019 04:49 PM (786Ro)

270 I expect Barrett to get the Palin treatment. She's a) good-looking, b) religious and c) has had (and adopted) a bunch of kids without aborting any of them (not even the one with "special needs").

Everything a feminut hates, in other words.

------------

The left won't touch ACB for her own actions. They are going to have to get her on some omissions. Such as someone reported harassment and she did nothing.

Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 04:50 PM (sX1BW)

271 My opinion, he's not even on the list.
Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 04:47 PM (Zz0t1


Probably not FIRST!, but definitely on the list.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 04:50 PM (LgJhO)

272 Nice to see the newz returning to normal...

Whackerdoodle

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 04:50 PM (6qErC)

273 250 If Barret is the nominee, I bet they will even attack her special needs child. Because the left are vile creatures.
Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 04:47 PM (a0IVu)

Aw, that Trig Palin thing??? Just an aberration in journalism. Could not possibly happen again..

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 04:50 PM (90T4r)

274 I just realized the whitest rock song in history .

Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 04:50 PM (hN5g8)

275 "Everything a feminut hates, in other words. "

A penis....

I don't think she gets the check in the box for that.


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 04:50 PM (cqNba)

276 > Yeah right. Prolly not even her kid.

Expect them to say that their Haitian adoptees are actually children her husband had with a Haitian mistress or something.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 04:50 PM (IRd4p)

277 Please blow up more Saudi oil fields. Gas just dropped eight cents a gallon. Down to $2.08.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 04:50 PM (AKYZm)

278 If Barrett is Trump's nominee at some point, I think she should look the Left in their collective squinty eye and say, "None of your business. Next question" as often as necessary.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 04:50 PM (ClOmq)

279 The odd thing to me is that every one of these liberal stories is ridiculous on its face. UVa and Haven Monaghan, Juicy Smollier, Christine Blasey Fraud, the most recent smear of Kavanaugh,


Don't forget the Pee-Pee Dossier.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 04:50 PM (oVJmc)

280 Nevertheless, their 'gut' told them to believe her in the absence of facts.

I think the part that told them to believe her was a little lower than their guts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 04:51 PM (zmxYi)

281 Yeah, Daltrey just mike dropped from orbit.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2019 04:40 PM (ePjOB)

Again, I said "one of the best...."
_________________________________

Get your lemons here!

Posted by: Robert Plant at September 16, 2019 04:51 PM (w9Wax)

282 > A penis....

> I don't think she gets the check in the box for that.

Good point.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 04:51 PM (IRd4p)

283 Rock and roll scream?

Gotta toss in Dave Grohl.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 04:46 PM (LgJhO)

You white boys make me laugh....

Posted by: Little Richard at September 16, 2019 04:51 PM (NFEMn)

284 282 > A penis....

> I don't think she gets the check in the box for that.

Good point.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 04:51 PM (IRd4p


Phrasing?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 04:51 PM (LgJhO)

285 277 Please blow up more Saudi oil fields. Gas just dropped eight cents a gallon. Down to $2.08.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 04:50 PM (AKYZm)


That's the price per quart in California.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 04:51 PM (zmxYi)

286 Women can step off the Democrat plantation too, besides blacks. They get the same pack of hounds after them....

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 04:52 PM (90T4r)

287 "musicals"...what tune was she tap dancing too?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 16, 2019 04:34 PM (Zv1X1)

stairway to heaven


Highway to Hell

Posted by: zeera Moron Author Working on Book TWO at September 16, 2019 04:52 PM (T9rmq)

288 Little Known Fact: According to reports, Brett Kavanaugh's Penis is so huge that he buys specialized underwear that stores most of it in a different dimension where it is worshipped as a deity.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 16, 2019 04:52 PM (O4YGa)

289 Rob Halford is gonna be pissed if he looks in here.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 04:53 PM (yBOIx)

290 Please blow up more Saudi oil fields. Gas just dropped eight cents a gallon. Down to $2.08.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 04:50 PM (AKYZm)

You know what's funny? With Trump at the helm, I'm not afraid of things going tits up. He knows what he's doing.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 04:53 PM (NFEMn)

291 Kav can pack the Supreme Court all by himself!

Posted by: Robert Plant at September 16, 2019 04:53 PM (w9Wax)

292 That's the price per quart in California"

Snort

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 04:53 PM (6qErC)

293 That's the price per quart in California"

Snort
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 04:53 PM (6qErC)

Per litre

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 04:54 PM (hN5g8)

294 285 277 Please blow up more Saudi oil fields. Gas just dropped eight cents a gallon. Down to $2.08.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 04:50 PM (AKYZm)


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That was about the price of Exxon regular this morning when I was driving in. I was going to wait until Wednesday or Thursday to gas up -- but tomorrow a.m. may be a lot better.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 04:54 PM (ClOmq)

295 ob Halford is gonna be pissed if he looks in here.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 04:53 PM (yBOIx)


He's on the list.

Even today he can still bring it.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 04:54 PM (Zz0t1)

296 I can see RBG rocking to "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 04:54 PM (cgIyZ)

297 Rob Halford is gonna be pissed if he looks in here.

Posted by: garrett


Why?

He's never had a problem with dick getting shoved in his face.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2019 04:54 PM (ePjOB)

298 I think the purpose of the NYT's "1619 Project" is to discredit the Founding Fathers of this country by labeling them as creator-agents of a racist state, an argument which, in turn, undermines the Constitution as poisoned fruit.

Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2019 04:54 PM (Pqytn)

299 288 Little Known Fact: According to reports, Brett Kavanaugh's Penis is so huge that he buys specialized underwear that stores most of it in a different dimension where it is worshipped as a deity.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 16, 2019 04:52 PM (O4YGa)

And the worshipers tremble in fear when it's sexy time...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 04:55 PM (RD7QR)

300 He knows what he's doing."

Instead of groveling and apologizing?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 04:55 PM (6qErC)

301 Please blow up more Saudi oil fields. Gas just dropped eight cents a gallon. Down to $2.08.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 04:50 PM (AKYZm)

That's the price per quart in California.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 04:51 PM (zmxYi)

It's the price per ounce in Europe.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 16, 2019 04:55 PM (O4YGa)

302 It's hard to see a great logic for this crap beyond selling an idiotic book, but there are multiple benefits that the scumbags could gain by launching this particular turd into the punchbowl, including:

-- it tells every potential Trump (or GOP in general) nominee that they should expect their lives to be harmed substantially if they accept a call to serve;

-- they may succeed in abusing Kavanaugh into leaning more left, and he will have more sympathy from the right should he choose to do so;

-- they can create an aura of invalidation of SC decisions in general;

-- they may be able to create a context where Kavanaugh can be pressured to recuse himself on an upcoming case that will overturn the ridiculous Sullivan-NYT decision;

and other reasons.

Would they think it through to this degree or beyond? Dunno.

Posted by: jc at September 16, 2019 04:55 PM (PuMKG)

303 283 Rock and roll scream?

Gotta toss in Dave Grohl.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 04:46 PM (LgJhO)

You white boys make me laugh....
Posted by: Little Richard at September 16, 2019 04:51 PM (NFEMn)


Ahem.

Posted by: Jerry Lee Lewis at September 16, 2019 04:55 PM (LgJhO)

304 Rob Halford is gonna be pissed if he looks in here.

Posted by: garrett


Why?

He's never had a problem with dick getting shoved in his face.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2019 04:54 PM (ePjOB)

Or anywhere else.

Posted by: The Ripper at September 16, 2019 04:55 PM (NFEMn)

305 Amy Coney Barrett is WHITE. That's all that's required today for the left to demonize her.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2019 04:55 PM (5itaF)

306 Why?

He's never had a problem with dick getting shoved in his face.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2019 04:54 PM (ePjOB)


This is also a good point.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 04:55 PM (Zz0t1)

307 Don't forget the Pee-Pee Dossier.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 04:50 PM (oVJmc)


Yeah, I thought about that one, but didn't include because it wasn't obviously self-refuting.

Unlike, say, a bunch of guys rolling around with their todgers out on a floor covered with broken glass in a darkened room. Or going out for a sammich at 2 am in the coldest night in decades and running into the only two MAGA rednecks in Chicago who just happen to have a noose and bleach with them, and who recognize an actor from a black show. Or being at a party where a guy grabs your dick to put it in some girl's hand.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 04:55 PM (zmxYi)

308 When RBG dies the real shit show starts

This is gonna be great!!!

Posted by: Regular Flounder at September 16, 2019 04:56 PM (zMaZS)

309 298
I think the purpose of the NYT's "1619 Project" is to discredit the
Founding Fathers of this country by labeling them as creator-agents of a
racist state, an argument which, in turn, undermines the Constitution
as poisoned fruit.




Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2019 04:54 PM (Pqytn)

They are free to leave to any socialist paradise of their choice on earth. For now.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 04:56 PM (jYnPD)

310 We have any new reason RBG is not immortal?

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 04:56 PM (ZCEU2)

311
Andrew Sullivan on his assertion that Trig was really Bristol's baby, not Sarah's:

"I have never claimed I know the truth. I don't. I only know that none of us does. We all have to rely on the word of Sarah Palin - something about as reliable as a credit default swap. I want to know the truth. Because if I am loony, I deserve the pushback and criticism for suspecting a story that turned out to be true. And because if Palin has lied about this, it's the most staggering, appalling deception in the history of American politics."

That's some fine, baseless slanderous journalismin' right there, I'll tell ya what.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 04:56 PM (AzW6q)

312 Howard Dean was a white screamer

Posted by: zeera Moron Author Working on Book TWO at September 16, 2019 04:56 PM (T9rmq)

313 No mention of Bruce Dickinson? For shame.

Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2019 04:56 PM (Izzlo)

314 >>Howard Dean was a white screamer


Another great Chappelle sketch.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 04:56 PM (yBOIx)

315 It's the price per ounce in Europe.


Freakin' commies don't know what an ounce is.

It's one of the things I hate Starbucks for. Venti? A 20 oz. coffee?

How do you say "ounce" in Italian?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2019 04:57 PM (FNXDu)

316 And the worshipers tremble in fear when it's sexy time..."

Oh. I misheard it as "Kong"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 04:57 PM (6qErC)

317 Is there any doubt that ACB will be the nominee should RGB pass?

McConnell put this plan in motion a long time ago.

And now he has even more reason to push through a nominee quickly.

Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 04:57 PM (sX1BW)

318 He's never had a problem with dick getting shoved in his face.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2019 04:54 PM (ePjOB)

Or anywhere else.
Posted by: The Ripper at September 16, 2019 04:55 PM (NFEMn)

Grinder.... looking for meat.
Grinder.... wants you to eat.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 04:57 PM (IRd4p)

319 WRT pancreatic cancer and RBG...
My mom was diagnosed with that evil shit and was gone 3 months later. She was 65yrs old. It will be 10 yrs in Dec.since she left.
Her cousin was diagnosed with it back in February and was gone in 3 weeks. He was about 65 yrs also.
My dad's cousin was diagnosed back in February. He passed last week. He was 62.

Ginsberg is older than dirt, has other serious health issues. She ain't gonna make it to 2020.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 04:57 PM (myjNJ)

320 I heard Leland Keyser killed her own daughter, Laura.

Everyone who knew them back then knows Brett "Bob" Kavanaugh was her right arm man.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 16, 2019 04:58 PM (cY3LT)

321
How do you say "ounce" in Italian?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 16, 2019 04:57 PM (FNXDu)


Millilitre.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 04:58 PM (Zz0t1)

322 307 Don't forget the Pee-Pee Dossier.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 04:50 PM (oVJmc)

Yeah, I thought about that one, but didn't include because it wasn't obviously self-refuting. . . .

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019

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*

Trump is something of a germ-o-phobe, isn't he? So I've heard. If so, the likelihood that he'd be messing around with urine in any form other than the usual and necessary bathroom business is pretty self-refuting right there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 04:58 PM (ClOmq)

323 298 Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2019 04:54 PM (Pqytn)
They do not of course understand that it is only my loyalty to that nation that keeps me from wanting to be divorced from them.
They will not erect a communist nation on the carcass of my country, I will either save that country or build another.

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 04:58 PM (xbWHd)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 04:58 PM (ClOmq)

325 You white boys make me laugh....
Posted by: Little Richard at September 16, 2019 04:51 PM

Speaking of people who never had a problem with dicks being shoved anywhere...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 04:58 PM (IRd4p)

326 Andrew Sullivan on his assertion that Trig was really Bristol's baby, not Sarah's:

Forget it. That's the virus talking.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 04:58 PM (zmxYi)

327 Ronnie James Dio would be my vote.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2019 04:58 PM (ppBhU)

328 324
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 04:58 PM (ClOmq)


You don't say.....

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 04:58 PM (Zz0t1)

329 Stand by for "Putin owns SCOTUS".

Posted by: klaftern at September 16, 2019 04:58 PM (RuIsu)

330 Rob Halford is gonna be pissed if he looks in here.



Posted by: garrett



2 words- Dissident aggressor.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2019 04:59 PM (9Om/r)

331 Update from the reporter who broke the story of the arrest of the Canadian intel officer.

https://tinyurl.com/y5juka7a

Posted by: Brett Gumb at September 16, 2019 04:59 PM (ZLI7S)

332 How deflating would a supreme court confirmation be for the left if it happened next summer?

Would they be mad and motivated, or just mad.

I think more of the latter.

Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 05:00 PM (sX1BW)

333 >>2 words- Dissident aggressor.


Still. Priest. My favorite 2 guitar attack.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 05:00 PM (yBOIx)

334 I saw Dissident Aggressor open for

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:00 PM (90T4r)

335 329 Stand by for "Putin owns SCOTUS".
Posted by: klaftern at September 16, 2019 04:58 PM (RuIsu)

Was bad deal. All women either big or lesbian. No sexy.

Posted by: Vlad "the omnivore" Putin at September 16, 2019 05:00 PM (RD7QR)

336 Ian Gillan does some world class screaming on Deep Purple's "Child in Time."

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 05:00 PM (NFEMn)

337 I'd hate to have an enemy on the Supreme Court.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:00 PM (ptqGC)

338
All right, I know it's anathema, but I never liked Tool, and I don't care about the new album. Maynard's a douche, and the music has always been pretentious.

Not that I hate Tool, mind you - just falls into the "nothin' special here" category for me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 05:01 PM (AzW6q)

339 You have to remember with RBG every internal organ is already embalmed from all the previous chemo. This latest radiation is like an oil change.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2019 05:01 PM (cgIyZ)

340 Is this a thing?

Arizona Supreme Court ruling.


https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/342209/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 05:01 PM (cqNba)

341 Pete Townsend had a good scream...

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:01 PM (90T4r)

342 Trump is something of a germ-o-phobe, isn't he? So I've heard. If so, the likelihood that he'd be messing around with urine in any form other than the usual and necessary bathroom business is pretty self-refuting right there.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 04:58 PM (ClOmq)


Sort of, yes. But it depends on his being a germophobe. Are some people into getting peed on? Yeah, for some reason.

But what guy wants to roll around in a darkened room on a floor covered with broken glass with Mr. Winky out? I shudder just thinking about that. That's what I mean by self-refuting. Who the hell would ever do any of the things the left asks us to believe?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 05:01 PM (zmxYi)

343 319 WRT pancreatic cancer and RBG...
My mom was diagnosed with that evil shit and was gone 3 months later. She was 65yrs old. It will be 10 yrs in Dec.since she left.
Her cousin was diagnosed with it back in February and was gone in 3 weeks. He was about 65 yrs also.
My dad's cousin was diagnosed back in February. He passed last week. He was 62.

Ginsberg is older than dirt, has other serious health issues. She ain't gonna make it to 2020.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 04:57 PM (myjNJ)
--------------

She's got the best doctors in the world who don't worry about cost/benefit curves. They're going to do any and every medical procedure to make sure she stays alive.

Posted by: WisRich at September 16, 2019 05:01 PM (G0vdT)

344 Kavanaugh should sue the Times, and Melania should sue that former side piece, Mika.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:01 PM (ptqGC)

345 How deflating would a supreme court confirmation be for the left if it happened next summer?

Would they be mad and motivated, or just mad.

I think more of the latter.
Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 05:00 PM (sX1BW)

If it's done right, they may be too demoralized to even care if Trump wins or not.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 05:01 PM (NFEMn)

346
Can we hook Corn Pop up with the chick vlogger that takes a bath in milk and cereal ?

Posted by: Sphynx at September 16, 2019 05:01 PM (rXie1)

347 331 Update from the reporter who broke the story of the arrest of the Canadian intel officer.

https://tinyurl.com/y5juka7a
Posted by: Brett Gumb at September 16, 2019 04:59 PM (ZLI7S)

This story gets crazier by the day.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 16, 2019 05:02 PM (RD7QR)

348 The left won't touch ACB for her own actions. They are going to have to get her on some omissions. Such as someone reported harassment and she did nothing.

Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 04:50 PM (sX1BW)

===

I don't put the rape accusation past the left in this case either. Whatever seems to be the lowest they stooped before was just practice for how low they will stoop next.

Posted by: jc at September 16, 2019 05:02 PM (PuMKG)

349 dammit

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2019 05:02 PM (ZLI7S)

350 Christine Blasey-Ford is my best friend's girlfriend, but she used to be mine!

Posted by: Hillary ==> hotter and sweatier than a hard-ridden horse at September 16, 2019 05:02 PM (NVYyb)

351 dammit
Posted by: JackStraw


Janet.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 05:02 PM (AKYZm)

352 Pete Townsend had a good scream...
Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:01 PM (90T4r)

Paul McCartney did too. But he used it sparingly.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 05:02 PM (NFEMn)

353 > She's got the best doctors in the world who don't worry about cost/benefit curves. They're going to do any and every medical procedure to make sure she stays alive.

She's basically one of those Guild Navigators from Dune at this point.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 05:03 PM (IRd4p)

354 Was Corn Op's nickname " Sugar" ??

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:03 PM (90T4r)

355 RBGmight have lots of baby stem cells making new organs

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 05:03 PM (ZCEU2)

356 Lynn Honeywell was a screamer too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 05:04 PM (LgJhO)

357 She's got the best doctors in the world who don't worry about cost/benefit curves. They're going to do any and every medical procedure to make sure she stays alive.
Posted by: WisRich


True. But pancreatic cancer tends to laugh at all medical procedures.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 05:04 PM (AKYZm)

358 She's got the best doctors in the world who don't worry about cost/benefit curves. They're going to do any and every medical procedure to make sure she stays alive.
Posted by: WisRich at September 16, 2019 05:01 PM (G0vdT)


The best docs cannot change the fact that treatment could easily kill the old bat. They cannot ward off the reaper for much longer.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 05:05 PM (myjNJ)

359 Has anyone looked into Fords FBI friend that was also allowed to coach her on her interviews?

Posted by: Inogame at September 16, 2019 05:05 PM (ySZHT)

360 Being a Democrat means never have to say I'm sorry. Or the truth.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 05:05 PM (FiUMj)

361 She's terminal. It's just a waiting game. Surprised there are no pools going on.

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:05 PM (90T4r)

362 @353 "She's got the best doctors in the world who don't worry about cost/benefit curves. They're going to do any and every medical procedure to make sure she stays alive.

She's basically one of those Guild Navigators from Dune at this point."

They just have to keep her 1 degree above room temperature until 2020 to invoke the No Appointments in an Election Year clause of the Constitution.

It's right after the Emoluments and Twitter clause.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 16, 2019 05:05 PM (koNhm)

363 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 05:01 PM (cqNba)

=========


Somebody actually sued a wedding calligrapher over supporting gayness? What the hell! They need to get a life.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 16, 2019 05:05 PM (NVYyb)

364 350 Christine Blasey-Ford is my best friend's girlfriend, but she used to be mine!
Posted by: Hillary ==> hotter and sweatier than a hard-ridden horse at September 16, 2019


*
*

I play along with the charade . . .
There doesn't seem to be a reason to change. . . .
I feel so dirty when they start talking cute;
I wanna tell her that I love her but the point is prob'ly moot --

Posted by: Hillary at September 16, 2019 05:05 PM (ClOmq)

365 211
RBG was at the University at Buffalo on Aug 26.

=====

I heard she went to BW3 and ate an entire bucket of super hot wings by herself.

Posted by: a moron at September 16, 2019 04:39 PM (yXdXW)

Her keg stands when she goes combat under her robes are where she got the name Notorious RBG

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 16, 2019 05:05 PM (ymnmz)

366
Soon.

Posted by: Black Robed Guy (scythe, not gavel) at September 16, 2019 05:06 PM (AzW6q)

367 Janet."

I love you...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 05:06 PM (6qErC)

368 "She's got the best doctors in the world who don't worry about cost/benefit curves. They're going to do any and every medical procedure to make sure she stays alive.
Posted by: WisRich
"

Steve Jobs had more money than God.

It kicked his ass too.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 05:06 PM (cqNba)

369 random thoughts
@musings_n

Replying to JerrylBier

This is how a smear works in 2019

-make a tweet that lies, 100k tweets

-retraction or correction: 20 retweets

the original intent of the lie, to mislead the public, still has the desired effect..

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2019 05:06 PM (wiXsO)

370 McConnell is already on record saying that he's going to fill the seat that RBGs rippling glutes vacate regardless of timing for 2020.

War Turtle.

Posted by: MJ at September 16, 2019 05:06 PM (gAMkn)

371 brb busy doing the butterfly stroke while pulling a tug-boat by a chain held in my teeth

Posted by: RBGainzzzberg at September 16, 2019 05:07 PM (PbpT7)

372 They cannot ward off the reaper for much longer."

Needs more cowbell

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 05:07 PM (6qErC)

373 Noodus Uncle Joe movin' kinda slow in DC

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 05:07 PM (ClOmq)

374 Madamemayhem, pancreatic cancer got my brother at age 58 in 2010 after a 4-month battle and my grandfather in 1972. No change in treatments from the 70s to now, they're just better at pain management.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 16, 2019 05:07 PM (5itaF)

375 Has anyone looked into Fords FBI friend that was also allowed to coach her on her interviews?


Wasn't one coaching her on how to fool a lie detector test?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 05:07 PM (iCClr)

376 Steve Jobs had more money than God.

It kicked his ass too.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 05:06 PM (cqNba)

That moron did not do modern medicine but tried to cleanse away his cancer with smoothies and shakes.

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 05:07 PM (a0IVu)

377 365 211
RBG was at the University at Buffalo on Aug 26.

=====

I heard she went to BW3 and ate an entire bucket of super hot wings by herself.

Posted by: a moron at September 16, 2019 04:39 PM (yXdXW)

Her keg stands when she goes combat under her robes are where she got the name Notorious RBG
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 16, 2019 05:05 PM (ymnmz)

___

And afterwards she did one of those vigorous workouts that Vox reporters couldn't keep up with.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 05:07 PM (FiUMj)

378 True. But pancreatic cancer tends to laugh at all medical procedures.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 05:04 PM (AKYZm)

That, and one slip could end it. Even without a slip, constant medical intervention tests the odds. Could be a stroke. Could be almost anything. A jurist with any respect for the institution that is the SCOTUS would have long since retired.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 05:07 PM (jYnPD)

379 Mitch Mc gets lotsa passes from me, ' cause judges.

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:07 PM (90T4r)

380 357 She's got the best doctors in the world who don't worry about cost/benefit curves. They're going to do any and every medical procedure to make sure she stays alive.
Posted by: WisRich


True. But pancreatic cancer tends to laugh at all medical procedures.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 05:04 PM (AKYZm)

It's a stone killer. Low survival rate.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 05:07 PM (NWiLs)

381 words- Dissident aggressor.


Still. Priest. My favorite 2 guitar attack.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 05:00 PM (yB

I think you would enjoy a good laugh watching the Mark Wahlberg movie Rock Star. It's so bad it's good.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 05:07 PM (hN5g8)

382
She's terminal. It's just a waiting game. Surprised there are no pools going on.

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 05:05 PM (90T4r)


#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:08 PM (ptqGC)

383
War Turtle.

Posted by: MJ at September 16, 2019 05:06 PM (gAMkn)
+++
Somehow that title lacks the intimidation factor.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 16, 2019 05:08 PM (9+jnX)

384 busy doing the butterfly stroke while pulling a tug-boat by a chain held in my teeth"

Good warmup, that.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 16, 2019 05:08 PM (6qErC)

385 355
RBGmight have lots of baby stem cells making new organs

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 05:03 PM (ZCEU2)


So many fetal stems cells she's got fetuses growing all over her like Coatle

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 16, 2019 05:08 PM (ymnmz)

386 dammit
Posted by: JackStraw


Janet.



I lol-ed

Posted by: dagny at September 16, 2019 05:08 PM (nRWPy)

387 376 Steve Jobs had more money than God.

It kicked his ass too.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 05:06 PM (cqNba)

That moron did not do modern medicine but tried to cleanse away his cancer with smoothies and shakes.
Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 05:07 PM (a0IVu)

___

He had pancreatic cancer. Which is has a 5 year survival rate of something like 5%. For that type of cancer smoothies work as well as anything else.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 05:09 PM (FiUMj)

388 I been warped by the rain

Driven by the snow

I'm drunk and dirty, don't you know

And I'm still... willin'

Posted by: Hillary ==> hotter and sweatier than a hard-ridden horse at September 16, 2019 05:09 PM (NVYyb)

389 I had a great uncle who beat pancreatic cancer. My guess is that he was misdiagnosed.

Posted by: dagny at September 16, 2019 05:10 PM (nRWPy)

390 337 I'd hate to have an enemy on the Supreme Court.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:00 PM (ptqGC)


I believe Kav truly is a good Catholic Boy Scout kind of guy, who is exactly the type of person who should be on SCOTUS, in a perfect world: Makes decisions based on the law as he understands it, and applying good old-fashioned Judeo-Christian morals on cases, if needed. He'll consciously work to avoid letting any personal motives affect his reasoning.

Unfortunately, modern liberal judges don't even pretend to use the above standards. And Chief Justice Roberts lets politics, and his desire to have the Supreme Court be popular, color his votes and written opinions.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2019 05:11 PM (AMIL/)

391 Okay, but if RBG croaks a few days from now, it's going to be so obvious.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 04:25 PM (NFEMn)



As if the playbook hasn't been known for years

Posted by: George Orwell at September 16, 2019 05:11 PM (BDQo0)

392 She's terminal. It's just a waiting game. Surprised there are no pools going on.

============
Horowitz report or they find the last horcrux, what happens first?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 16, 2019 05:11 PM (NVYyb)

393 you know what Chris de Burgh sang...

Posted by: The Ferryman at September 16, 2019 05:13 PM (BDQo0)

394 Somehow that title lacks the intimidation factor.
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Totally agree. But if you can count of War Turtle for one thing it's a SC justice. I hope.

Posted by: MJ at September 16, 2019 05:13 PM (gAMkn)

395 War Turtle.

Posted by: MJ at September 16, 2019 05:06 PM (gAMkn)
+++
Somehow that title lacks the intimidation factor.



Cocaine Fueled War Turtle?

Posted by: Diesel Jones at September 16, 2019 05:14 PM (0CeRG)

396
RGB is on her deathbed.

There are reports that her

soul crawled out of her mouth last night.

It looked like a toad made out of jerky and belly button lint.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2019 05:14 PM (n8Jib)

397 Also, McConnell gets what he wants because the Biden rule is garbage and an excuse to play by whatever rules he wants.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:36 PM (DjIxe)


There is no 'Biden Rule'. Repubs were majority in senate during last presidential and simply held confirmation vote until next president, who just happened to be Trump, was in.

Repubs are still majority and can confirm who ever the hell they want up until Jan 2021. (or Jan 2020 if they loose majority).

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 16, 2019 05:14 PM (1g7ch)

398
Cocaine Fueled War Turtle?
----------------------
That's just funny right there.

Posted by: MJ at September 16, 2019 05:15 PM (gAMkn)

399 The dim's internal polls must be awful to be freaking out already.

Posted by: Jamaica, Queens at September 16, 2019 05:18 PM (8loGC)

400 He should be ruthless. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

======
Revenge is also sweet.
Basically revenge is ice cream.

Posted by: You think I'm being metaphorical, but I'm not at September 16, 2019 05:35 PM (dmoiP)

401 Why?

Because that is the way it works, Ace.

I was falsely accused by a whore to cops who KNEW FOR A FACT that she was falsely accusing me. Yet she just kept annoying them until they finally decided to do something about it.

By arresting her, you ask?

Ha-ha.

Posted by: Poopstain at September 16, 2019 05:46 PM (N2XjR)

402 390 337 I'd hate to have an enemy on the Supreme Court.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2019 05:00 PM (ptqGC)


I believe Kav truly is a good Catholic Boy Scout kind of guy, who is exactly the type of person who should be on SCOTUS, in a perfect world: Makes decisions based on the law as he understands it, and applying good old-fashioned Judeo-Christian morals on cases, if needed. He'll consciously work to avoid letting any personal motives affect his reasoning.

Unfortunately, modern liberal judges don't even pretend to use the above standards. And Chief Justice Roberts lets politics, and his desire to have the Supreme Court be popular, color his votes and written opinions.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2019 05:11 PM (AMIL/)

That's the problem. Kavanaugh seems to be a NeverTrumper-type conservative at heart, more David French than Michael Anton. While the left is abandoning all pretense at following the constitution, Kavanaugh will bend over backwards to appease them. It's bemusing to watch conservatives fight so hard for a guy who would never fight that hard for them.

Posted by: Catoi at September 16, 2019 05:54 PM (PRj89)

403 Alan Vega of Suicide. Scream G*d he was.

Posted by: oddnot at September 16, 2019 06:37 PM (q/fTp)

Democrats Write Off the White Working Class, Figuring They Couldn't Possibly Do Worse With Them Than They Did in 2016.
They're Wrong.

An editor for the Cook Politico Report tweeted this morning that the Democrats are whistling past the graveyard when they run against the white working class.


Here's why the "let's win without working-class whites" mentality doesn't hold water for Dems. That demog comprises 45% of all eligible U.S. voters, but:

61% in Wisconsin
61% in New Hampshire
56% in Michigan
56% in Minnesota
56% in Pennsylvania
47% in North Carolina

Good luck.


Dems' backslide w/ these voters is the main reason IA (66%) and OH (60%) have already exited stage right off the EC battleground, and why a Dem nominee who performs even worse w/ them could risk losses in ME (66%), NH (61%) or MN (56%).

Dems' path to beating Trump absolutely depends on retaining the gains they made in diverse, college-educated burbs - the kinds we saw in 2018 & #NC09.

But even a slight drop among white non-college voters could negate all of it, given the demog's size & geographic distribution.


Much of the analysis I'm seeing on this site assumes there's no more room for Dems to fall w/ white non-college voters, who are simply a "lost cause."

In fact, Dems have an awful lot more room to fall w/ them, and that's especially true in many of the most critical EC states.

Moreover, the notion that voting behavior is polarized to the point that there aren't any swing/persuadable voters left isn't based in reality.

Not only did we see above-average swings from '12 to '16, Dems wouldn't have gone +40 in '18 without converting lots of '16 R voters.

The bottom line: Dems don't need to win a higher % of the WWC than in '16 b/c 1) it's declining as a % of voters and 2) Dems have made robust gains among college whites.

But Dems *can't* afford to backslide much further & hope to win MI/PA/WI etc. And avoiding that isn't simple.

The Democrats think they can make up for losses in the White Working Class with gains in the White #WokeAF Class.

But real-life isn't Twitter. I keep trying to tell these lunatics that, but they don't believe me.

Last month Politico had a similar story about a demographic with some overlap with the white working class-- the rural vote, which Hillary Clinton lost 2-1 in 2016, and which the Democrats just might lose worse in 2020.

"Right now, no one is building those bridges," Mellman continued. But "if you can move rural voters, even a few points, it becomes possible to win in states you canít otherwise win."

...

Jeff Link, an Iowa-based consultant who is advising Focus on Rural America, the progressive group that paid for the plane circling the Iowa State Fair, said that if candidates are "talking about who is using what bathroom, weíre not going to get there with rural voters..."

Last week, polling showed that the Democrats had completely lost their 2018 advantage in favorability:




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1 whoa!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 03:17 PM (sy5kK)

2 pure luck,

should have bought a lotto ticket, damn.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 03:18 PM (sy5kK)

3 They'll make up the deficit with the transgender vote!

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 16, 2019 03:18 PM (Udeyz)

4 The whole "everything is white supremacy" schtick isn't going to help with this demo either.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2019 03:18 PM (ppBhU)

5 I just want to know why there were so many dumb republican voters (or #NeverTrumpers, but I repeat myself) that they lost the House in 2018. Did those people actually believe the fake news lies about Trump? Good God, WHY?

Posted by: Chris W at September 16, 2019 03:19 PM (MgAxs)

6 SCREAM AND LEAP!

Posted by: Joe Tex at September 16, 2019 03:19 PM (ClOmq)

7 Truly hateful that they look at Americans like bargaining chips, totally disregarding folks based on race and education. These are truly disgusting people at the top of the party.

Posted by: IanDeal at September 16, 2019 03:19 PM (vgGyZ)

8 Take their guns.

They like that.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 03:19 PM (yBOIx)

9 "White Working Class" is a euphemism for "taxpayers."

Do NOT piss off the taxpayers. They are angry. And they have you by the shorthairs, because they fund everything.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 03:20 PM (Q3dyo)

10 RACIST

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 16, 2019 03:20 PM (flINI)

11 C'mon donks.

Start pandering to the racists.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:20 PM (hr5kG)

12 To be fair, the Democrats gave up on white working people in 2007, when a young, clean, black Senator from Illinois decided to run for President. It was a choice, not an accident.

He was clean, because Joe Biden SAID he was clean, dammit!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 03:20 PM (sy5kK)

13 Only an idiot could look at Democrats favorably.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 16, 2019 03:20 PM (E+OcO)

14 You unload 2020 tons and what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in Trump.

Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2019 03:20 PM (FhXTo)

15 Wisconsin has 61% white working-class voters?

Hm. I have to check this state out.

Posted by: Joe Tex at September 16, 2019 03:20 PM (ClOmq)

16 May the Femocrats be buried under the ash heap of history.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2019 03:21 PM (7pqxB)

17 And now Hirono is asking for a House impeachment hearing on Kavanaugh because of the Ramirez thing. Something is happening at SCOTUS, and the Dems are starting an interference play early.
Impeach Kavanaugh, RBG dies, and what? You can't appoint TWO justices in an election year? Is that the play?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 03:21 PM (dNzKv)

18 Did those people actually believe the fake news lies about Trump? Good God, WHY?
Posted by: Chris W at September 16, 2019 03:19 PM (MgAxs)


Because they wanted to.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 03:21 PM (myjNJ)

19 Their main problem is that they think the white working class is working class because they are dumb.

They may be too busy to follow politics much, but Mika they ain't.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 16, 2019 03:21 PM (+qBkz)

20 Someone said they were blowing white working class men on this thread?

Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2019 03:21 PM (Izzlo)

21 5 I just want to know why there were so many dumb republican voters (or #NeverTrumpers, but I repeat myself) that they lost the House in 2018. Did those people actually believe the fake news lies about Trump? Good God, WHY?

Posted by: Chris W at September 16, 2019 03:19 PM (MgAxs)

As far as I know, that isn't true. It was turnout and new techniques like ballot harvesting that won them seats.

Posted by: Someguy at September 16, 2019 03:22 PM (Wj9tV)

22 They must think that they can shame the white-working-class voters into not voting because RASCISM!

Posted by: JAS at September 16, 2019 03:22 PM (0LxiW)

23 Top 30

Posted by: iwuzhere at September 16, 2019 03:22 PM (vllms)

24 Last week, polling showed that the Democrats had completely lost their
.........

...fucking minds.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2019 03:22 PM (v0R5T)

25 "A year ago - in the midst of the midterm campaign - Americans viewed the
Democratic Party more favorably than the Republican Party."

And Trump hasn't even began campaigning, bigly, yet.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 03:22 PM (jYnPD)

26 For no maths, that's a sh*tload of %tages and stuff.
Ima go fix a sammich.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2019 03:22 PM (axyOa)

27 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

28

Yeah, call me a hateful bigot and take my gun.
That'll make me vote for you.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2019 03:22 PM (aKsyK)

29 Hirono screaming banzai while doing this?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2019 03:22 PM (7pqxB)

30 They don't need to worry about losing White voters.

Posted by: Voter Fraud at September 16, 2019 03:23 PM (O4YGa)

31 It would be funny if they wrote off the white working class vote, then lost 20% of the black vote.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 03:23 PM (dNzKv)

32 Someone said they were blowing white working class men on this thread?

Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2019 03:21 PM


I didn't say anything!

Posted by: The Totally Straight Sparticus at September 16, 2019 03:23 PM (OMsf+)

33 As much as I hate the democrats..., and I do..., I hate the repukes double because they don't care to represent someone like me! I am firming in the conviction because of PDT. He is showing them how it's done and they (repukes) are just not that interested.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 16, 2019 03:23 PM (flINI)

34 if candidates are "talking about who is using what bathroom, we're not going to get there with rural voters...

That took some serious deductive reasoning. I want his job. Bet it pays mid-six-figures.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 16, 2019 03:23 PM (vtcmf)

35 Is there something they're not telling us because they seem to have no use whatsoever for the white-working-middle class vote. It's almost as if they don't even want them at all.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 16, 2019 03:23 PM (9+jnX)

36 I just don't see how anyone can hate America enough to destroy it by voting for today's Democrat.

It saddens me.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

37 15 Wisconsin has 61% white working-class voters?

Hm. I have to check this state out.
Posted by: Joe Tex at September 16, 2019 03:20 PM (ClOmq)



Wisconsin is pretty white except for some sections in Milwaukee and other little pockets. We are a scandi / German population of working people. Except for Madison. They don't work in Madison.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 16, 2019 03:23 PM (kjKrC)

38 The only workable strategy for dems in rural America is to suppress those votes. It would be pretty easy since the GOPe puts a lot of energy into angering us.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at September 16, 2019 03:23 PM (1L9V9)

39 Yeah, well, when you just come out and say that you think Hillary calling the white working class "deplorable" is hunky dory -- an actual tweet from an actual DemonRat organization this weekend -- they might just have enough of you.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 03:24 PM (RD7QR)

40 Focus on Rural America, the progressive group that paid for the plane circling the Iowa State Fair

i.e. Flyover Country. Way to drive that point home.

Posted by: t-bird at September 16, 2019 03:24 PM (elfAG)

41 Hahaha

Posted by: Vote fraud like you have never seen at September 16, 2019 03:24 PM (WhTSP)

42 How can we beat Trump? We are too busy beating ourselves.

Posted by: Democrats at September 16, 2019 03:24 PM (DBI6f)

43 Dems new motto

A Minder in every Pot

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 03:24 PM (hN5g8)

44 5 I just want to know why there were so many dumb republican voters (or #NeverTrumpers, but I repeat myself) that they lost the House in 2018. Did those people actually believe the fake news lies about Trump? Good God, WHY?

Posted by: Chris W at September 16, 2019


*
*

The standard advice is that people grow more conservative as they get older. My Bernie-bot colleague in my writing group, however, is still swallowing everything the alphabet networks and the NY Slimes is dishing out. I am as puzzled as you are.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 03:24 PM (ClOmq)

45 B-b-b-but if all this is true, what about the counter-narrative that texas is now 50+% Hispanic (mostly illegals), and that Texas is now solid blue -- and with the TX electoral votes, the GOP has ZERO chance of ever winning the presidency again?

That's what I keep hearing. That "It's over," the days of the GOP having ANY road to an electoral college majority are now gone forever.

Will piddling around with NH and WI electoral votes make any difference agains the TX behemoth?

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 03:24 PM (Q3dyo)

46 "Hate Whitey" as a relentless drum beat might hurt Dem chances at a victory, but there seem to be a multitude of self-hating whiteys out there to keep it interesting.

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 16, 2019 03:24 PM (vkS2Z)

47 Hirono screaming banzai while doing this?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2019 03:22 PM (7pqxB)

No but in her family tradition she does it while screaming I do ya good all night long

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 03:24 PM (p0A33)

48 But Biden is +15.

Posted by: Ha at September 16, 2019 03:24 PM (HJ38S)

49 8
Take their guns.



They like that.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 03:19 PM (yBOIx)

Yeah, when the even Ds are saying, "whoa, hold up with the crazy gun grabbing talk," they know they are fucked.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 03:24 PM (jYnPD)

50 34 if candidates are "talking about who is using what bathroom, we're not going to get there with rural voters...

That took some serious deductive reasoning. I want his job. Bet it pays mid-six-figures.
Posted by: Notorious

...

Some people did something in the bathroom.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:24 PM (hr5kG)

51 Henceforth their hurry to get illegals into the country

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 03:25 PM (ZCEU2)

52 15 Wisconsin has 61% white working-class voters?

Hm. I have to check this state out.
Posted by: Joe Tex at September 16, 2019 03:20 PM (ClOmq)

Yeah, but they make you wear giant foam Swiss cheese hats.

Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2019 03:25 PM (Izzlo)

53 They will continue to get the middle case white cuck vote.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 03:25 PM (hN5g8)

54 I saw some of the movie, Bushwick, yesterday. LOTS of hard left propaganda. What was somewhat interesting about the movie was the fact that it was a shit-hit-the-fan movie where the evil right wing decides to finally fight back against the normal, reasonable leftists.The dick smoking leftists are going to rue the day when we normies have decided that this is the hill to die on. What the this may be remains to be seen.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 16, 2019 03:25 PM (JNTt1)

55 11
C'mon donks.



Start pandering to the racists.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:20 PM (hr5kG)


When did they stop?

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at September 16, 2019 03:25 PM (ihU8z)

56 They want to replace working class votes with Woke-ing class votes.

Posted by: Surfperch, trying to be funny at September 16, 2019 03:25 PM (O4YGa)

57 The tranny vote ain't gonna propel ya into the White House.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 16, 2019 03:25 PM (vtcmf)

58 Cheddar

Posted by: grammie winger at September 16, 2019 03:25 PM (kjKrC)

59 I was told the GOP needed to focus on currying favor with illegal aliens that can't legally vote.

This was essentially gospel for the last 30 years.

Never mind increasing the white vote by like 3% was basically the equivalent of capturing a majority of Hispanics that were always going to be lifelong Democrats anyway.

Posted by: Blago at September 16, 2019 03:26 PM (sjTfF)

60 The Dems will make up the loss through cheating. They are going to take cheating to an historic level.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 16, 2019 03:26 PM (E+OcO)

61 Nate Silver's model still has both Hillary and Jessica Yaniv with a 93% chance of beating Trump in 2020.

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 16, 2019 03:26 PM (RZE1M)

62 Yeah, but they make you wear giant foam Swiss cheese hats.
Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2019 03:25 PM (Izzlo)

But you can drink a lot of beer with those on your head.

Posted by: Democrats at September 16, 2019 03:26 PM (DBI6f)

63 They wrote off the WWC because they're sure they can fraud - flip PA.. WI and MI. 2018 was a test drive.

Posted by: kallisto at September 16, 2019 03:26 PM (i1tGd)

64 You know what might help the left....

Keep making false sexual abuse, assault and rape claims against men.


A sure winner with that one.

Trust me, take it to eleven, ladies!!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 03:26 PM (cqNba)

65 loser sock off

Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 03:26 PM (DBI6f)

66 > Take their guns.

> They like that.

Also make sure to send out lots of tenured academics to lecture the unemployed coal miners and factory workers about their "white male privilege".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 03:26 PM (IRd4p)

67 The Generic Congressional Ballot is still D+6, same as 2018. Hopefully that may change. Trump's JA is up lately.

Posted by: mnw at September 16, 2019 03:26 PM (Cssks)

68 Wisconsin is pretty white except for some sections in Milwaukee and other little pockets. We are a scandi / German population of working people. Except for Madison. They don't work in Madison.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 16, 2019


*
*

Grammie, ever since you commented that Wisconsin people are nice, I've been checking the state out. The majority of your counties went Trump in 2016, except for Milwaukee, Madison, and La Crosse. I've got my eye on Appleton or Oshkosh as a place to work/retire to!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 03:26 PM (ClOmq)

69 So basically the Dems hate White America.

And now they are doubling down on calling them racist losers.

They will get what they deserve in 2020.

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 16, 2019 03:27 PM (vemGv)

70
Will piddling around with NH and WI electoral votes make any difference agains the TX behemoth?
Posted by: zombie

...

The TX demographic drift probably will lead to a flip someday though.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:27 PM (hr5kG)

71 Does "non-college graduate" really mean "isufficiently propagandized?"

Posted by: ErikInTexas at September 16, 2019 03:27 PM (mIJ9W)

72 Everyone knows Republicans are racist misogynists. Among non-haters, even rural non-haters, Democrats will do quite well.


There are limits to how big our tent needs to be so Democrats! Smaller and more selective is better than including those cousin-fucking gun toting religionists!

Posted by: Hillary ==> hotter and sweatier than a hard-ridden horse at September 16, 2019 03:27 PM (NVYyb)

73 I do not know how anyone who does not live in a massive city can vote D. They have nothing to offer you if you city is not at least a million people.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 16, 2019 03:27 PM (wGbBR)

74 Some people did something in the bathroom.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:24 PM (hr5kG)

________

You're talking about me aren't you...

Posted by: Senator Larry Craig at September 16, 2019 03:28 PM (flINI)

75 Two words that Democrats will believe will overcome that gap.

Ready?

Joe Biden.

And they may be right. There seems to be a lot of nostalgic older white Democrats who still think it's 1993.

Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo at September 16, 2019 03:28 PM (wxC/u)

76
One thing is absolutely true.

They hate us with a passion.

Not just disagreement, but burning hate.


My question is why? What did working people do to them? Except grow and cook their food, build and clean their homes, and other stuff like that.

Their hate is real, and they use their one-sided broadcast medium to reinforce their hatred against us every day, 24/7/365.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 03:28 PM (sy5kK)

77 Nate Silver's model still has both Hillary and Jessica Yaniv with a 93% chance of beating Trump in 2020
>>
You know, I've never seen the two of them together. Hmmm.

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload and pposting at September 16, 2019 03:29 PM (11Tx7)

78 >>So basically the Dems hate White America.


"Don't Fire until you see the Whites of their Rural Counties!"

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 03:29 PM (yBOIx)

79 73 I do not know how anyone who does not live in a massive city can vote D. They have nothing to offer you if you city is not at least a million people.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 16, 2019 03:27 PM (wGbBR)

If a college or university is a majority of the local population, then you have an enclave of indoctrinated liberals.

Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 03:29 PM (DBI6f)

80 Wisconsin has 61% white working-class voters?

Hm. I have to check this state out.
Posted by: Joe Tex at September 16, 2019 03:20 PM (ClOmq)

One word for you: Unions.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 16, 2019 03:29 PM (O4YGa)

81 are the Dems still gong forward with their LGBT-qwerty Town Hall meeting?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 03:29 PM (d7Ww2)

82 An estimated 8 million people voted for Obama and Trump. The worst kind of white supremacists, no doubt.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2019 03:29 PM (+18sB)

83 Haters gonna hate...that's why Democrats are going to lose 2020. Also incompetence. But mostly because they can't NOT hate.

They are all-in on the 'white fragility' bullshit and the overall hatred for white men.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 16, 2019 03:29 PM (bcbK8)

84 >>Wisconsin has 61% white working-class voters?

Hm. I have to check this state out.

Posted by: Joe Tex

>>One word for you:


Cheese

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 03:30 PM (yBOIx)

85 Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 16, 2019 03:25 PM (JNTt1)

I just read the Wiki plot summary. Sounds like a happy ending.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 03:30 PM (hN5g8)

86 *static*

Posted by: the steel plate in Joe's head at September 16, 2019 03:30 PM (v0R5T)

87 Funny how the Ds historically branded themselves as the party of the white working class.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:30 PM (NWiLs)

88 Can Trump go around the nation campaigning for some Real Republicans (and hmself) and flip the House in 2020?

If THAT happened, I would be not just hopeful, but estatic.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 03:30 PM (ujg0T)

89 Minnesota 2018,

Dems win two suburban Congressional seats.

They lost two outstate MN Congressional districts to the Republicans.

Including the formerly reliable union heavy Northern Minnesota Eighth District.

Trump lost MN by only 30,000 votes. We haven't gone Republican in a Presidential Vote since? Not even Reagan versus favorite son Minnesota Walter Mondale.

I have great hopes for 2020.

Posted by: rd at September 16, 2019 03:30 PM (+0uDE)

90 73 I do not know how anyone who does not live in a massive city can vote D. They have nothing to offer you if you city is not at least a million people.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 16, 2019 03:27 PM (wGbBR)


Come to Vermont. All virtue signalling all the time. Populated these days mostly by rich trust fund babies who don't need to work but have show they are not all evil. Of course they are, but don't get me started.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 16, 2019 03:30 PM (kUmUV)

91 59
I was told the GOP needed to focus on currying favor with illegal aliens that can't legally vote.



This was essentially gospel for the last 30 years.



Never mind increasing the white vote by like 3% was basically the
equivalent of capturing a majority of Hispanics that were always going
to be lifelong Democrats anyway.


I think we needed to go through the "let 'em all in" madness for it to sink in that the Dems actually intended to replace the WWC with other people. Sometimes people just have to be hit between the eyes with a 2x4.

Posted by: pep at September 16, 2019 03:30 PM (T6t7i)

92 "They have nothing to offer you if you city is not at least a million people."

Baltimore has 614K.

And that equates to about 768k votes for the Democrats.

Every election, the lever gets pulled.

Every post election....the crime rate rises, and school performance drops.

The Republicans are to blame for this 'bad luck'.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 03:30 PM (cqNba)

93 Maine is the whitest state in the Union.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 03:30 PM (hN5g8)

94 I wanna be a consultant too!

Chicks with dicks are fucking lunatics.

Where's my check, bitches?!

Posted by: Common Tater at September 16, 2019 03:30 PM (Rpm7S)

95 Big headline on drudge about
8 YEARS OF TRUMP TAX RETURNS SUBPOENAED BY MANHATTAN D.A.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 03:30 PM (p0A33)

96 If the WWC started voting like African-Americans did--assuming 50% turnout and a 90% R voting preference--the result would be electoral annihilation for the Democrats. Without anything else changing.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Make Anatolia Greek Again
at September 16, 2019 03:30 PM (AM1GF)

97 For crying out loud! STOP telling those idiots what they're doing wrong!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 16, 2019 03:31 PM (LOq4H)

98 61 Nate Silver's model still has both Hillary and Jessica Yaniv with a 93% chance of beating Trump in 2020.
Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 16, 2019 03:26 PM (RZE1M)

But there's only a 50% chance of that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 16, 2019 03:31 PM (bcbK8)

99 Beam me up, Scotty.

Posted by: james traficant at September 16, 2019 03:31 PM (d7Ww2)

100 Don't forget that whoever runs for the Dems is going to copy 2/3rds of what Trump says. It's nothing new either. They do it every time.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2019 03:31 PM (+18sB)

101 Two words that Democrats will believe will overcome that gap.

Ready?

Joe Biden.

And they may be right. There seems to be a lot of nostalgic older white Democrats who still think it's 1993.
Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo

___________

It's an easier sale to make.


Sure he's obviously got dementia, but they would still be better off going with that than someone like Kamala Harris that every white guy knows hates his guts.

Biden really is like an old school Democrat that came from an era where they had a huge amount of that vote. In fact, it was the backbone of their coalition.

Posted by: Blago at September 16, 2019 03:31 PM (sjTfF)

102 As I like to say, Demographics maybe the future, but it is also the present.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 03:31 PM (iCClr)

103 WHY AM I NOT 50 POINTS AHEAD ?!

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2019 03:31 PM (M+Lyo)

104 All right, back to work.

See folks later, when the boss ain't around

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 16, 2019 03:31 PM (bcbK8)

105 Are you trying to suggest that degrading most Americans and continuously calling them racist, bigot homophobes ISN'T a winning strategy?

No way........

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

106 This is without accounting for the increased minority support for Trump

Note: Last week it was reported Trump has opened a campaign office in NM
Because they see increases in Hispanic support

Now, add in WWC in eastern NM--you know, the part enjoying a Trump oil boom .... And the part that carried the state for W in 2000

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 16, 2019 03:32 PM (P5IDn)

107 Hillary actually hit all of her targets for voter turn out in every state and demographic.

Her model was wrong.

Trump actually hit all of his targets for voter turn out in every state and demographic.

His model was right.

Democrats are still using her model.

Posted by: MJ at September 16, 2019 03:32 PM (gAMkn)

108
"White Working Class" is a euphemism for "taxpayers."
=====

I really resent using the Socialist descriptions -- meaning someone who is not part of the Nomenklatura --

If nobody has noticed, autoworkers are on strike against GM. Don't know why, but it could be a good starting point to rallying all union members to 'look for the union label' when voting.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 16, 2019 03:32 PM (MIKMs)

109 84 >>Wisconsin has 61% white working-class voters?

Hm. I have to check this state out.

Posted by: Joe Tex

>>One word for you:


Cheese
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 03:30 PM (yBOIx)

And another,

Madison (WI).

Posted by: rd at September 16, 2019 03:32 PM (+0uDE)

110 Come to Vermont. All virtue signalling all the time. Populated these days mostly by rich trust fund babies who don't need to work but have show they are not all evil. Of course they are, but don't get me started.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 16, 2019 03:30 PM (kUmUV)

In short, it's filled with Mary Cloggensteins.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 16, 2019 03:32 PM (O4YGa)

111 Sorry - there ain't no way a Republican is going to win up here in Maine anytime soon. It's full of moonbattery of the most rabid type.

Posted by: Defenestratus at September 16, 2019 03:32 PM (kI/3T)

112 Come to Vermont. All virtue signalling all the time.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 16, 2019 03:30 PM (kUmUV)

But I like Vermont. I want to live there.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2019 03:33 PM (wYseH)

113 Sure he's obviously got dementia, but they would still be better off going with that than someone like Kamala Harris that every white guy knows hates his guts.

---

Does her white hubby know this?

Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2019 03:33 PM (RU4sa)

114 I just saw in the news that Bernie Sanders is beating Trump. By 13 points. In Texas.


Are you trying to tell me that is, I don't know, wrong?

Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2019 03:33 PM (9VeU0)

115 That the Dems can even be a national party, or that the current GOP can be like it is and be a major party, unfortunately tells us the bottom line. The electorate - for whatever combo of reasons - simply cannot self-govern, cannot enforce their will on the system on many issues.


The '18 mid-term results by themselves revealed a combo of delusion, ignorance, idiocy, and laziness that is breath-taking.


That's why even tho Trump's re-election seems very likely, one cannot assume anything. This is a country fully capable of voting for hysterical nutcase racist buffoons like the current Dems, despite the best economy in memory and the Dems being wildly, aggressively wrong on almost all major issues for a majority [sometimes a hefty one] of the electorate.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2019 03:33 PM (QDnY+)

116 Maine is the whitest state in the Union.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 03:30 PM (hN5g

________

We'd like to have a word with you...

Posted by: Vermont at September 16, 2019 03:33 PM (flINI)

117 91 59
I was told the GOP needed to focus on currying favor with illegal aliens that can't legally vote.

This was essentially gospel for the last 30 years.

Never mind increasing the white vote by like 3% was basically the equivalent of capturing a majority of Hispanics that were always going to be lifelong Democrats anyway.

I think we needed to go through the "let 'em all in" madness for it to sink in that the Dems actually intended to replace the WWC with other people. Sometimes people just have to be hit between the eyes with a 2x4.
Posted by: pep at September 16, 2019 03:30 PM (T6t7i)



It stuns me how many of the WSJ greedhead Republicans deluded themselves into thinking that they could have their cheaply made cake and eat it too on this issue.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 03:33 PM (ujg0T)

118 Does her white hubby know this?
Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2019 03:33 PM (RU4sa)


He probably gets reminded every day.

Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2019 03:33 PM (9VeU0)

119 84 >>Wisconsin has 61% white working-class voters?

Hm. I have to check this state out.

Posted by: Joe Tex

>>One word for you:

Cheese
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019


*
*

Got no problem with cheese. It's crawfish I'm tired of hearing about. You know the story of the sailor who retired from the sea, and started walking inland with an oar over his shoulder? He said when he got to a place where they didn't know what the oar was for, he'd settle down there.

In my case I'd use a pic of a crawfish. Me: "Take a look at this." Local: "What the HELL is that thing?" Me: "How are house prices around here?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 03:34 PM (ClOmq)

120 question is why? What did working people do to them? Except grow and cook their food, build and clean their homes, and other stuff like that.


You have to have a nemesis to hate to foment the revolution.

Posted by: dagny at September 16, 2019 03:34 PM (nRWPy)

121 i am looking forward to all those states that pledged to give their electoral votes to the popular vote winner realizing that they would have to give them to trump.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 16, 2019 03:34 PM (sGtp+)

122 The loss of support among the white working class could not happen to a better party.

The overwrought cries of Racist! Deplorable! Misogynist! Homophobe! Transphobe! Bigot! failed to win over the people. I'm shocked!

Posted by: USNtakim at September 16, 2019 03:34 PM (0OmEj)

123 28

Yeah, call me a hateful bigot and take my gun.
That'll make me vote for you.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2019 03:22 PM (aKsyK)


Hey, it worked for Bill Kristol.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 03:34 PM (sy5kK)

124 RoyalOil, Trump rally in NM, today I think.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2019 03:34 PM (QDnY+)

125 > Does her white hubby know this?

He probably only married her so he could taste Willie Brown's willie second-hand.

See also: Fake Yapper dating Monica Lewinsky.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 03:34 PM (IRd4p)

126 58 Cheddar
Posted by: grammie winger at September 16, 2019 03:25 PM (kjKrC)

Melted on a slice of apple pie?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 03:34 PM (RD7QR)

127 They think they can win with women.

#metoo failed
Kavanaugh attack #1 failed
Kavanaugh attack #2 in progress

and as Mollie said:

For Kavanaugh's accusers, for Democrats, and for the media, Hemingway told Marlow, the main motivation had been protecting abortion.

"Not only was this battle about abortion, but every contentious battle about the Supreme Court is quite obviously about abortion."
She noted that the attorney for Ford admitted recently that she, and Ford, had been motivated by their pro-choice views. She added that the Times authors made a similar admission.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 03:34 PM (vEIlU)

128 But I like Vermont. I want to live there.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2019 03:33 PM (wYseH)

I want to live anywhere in that triangle of Vermont, NH and Maine. Most beautiful part of the country IMHO.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 03:34 PM (hN5g8)

129 I forget who it was but there was some fairly prominent Lefty who went out after 2016 and said we have to stop all living in the cities and start moving to Iowa and Oklahoma and North Dakota and other rural areas.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 16, 2019 03:35 PM (mf5HN)

130 97 For crying out loud! STOP telling those idiots what they're doing wrong!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 16, 2019 03:31 PM (LOq4H)



You assume they will listen. To them, we are just "racist", "Sexist", "dinosaurs", etc.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 03:35 PM (ujg0T)

131 In short, it's filled with Mary Cloggensteins.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 16, 2019 03:32 PM (O4YGa)


Just about, I live next to her - except she is a he from Minnesota. IBM brought a lot of them in (plant in Rochester, MN) when they had a presence here.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 16, 2019 03:35 PM (kUmUV)

132 Why not just take the opportunity to slide Kavanaugh out and fill the seat with someone more consistent with originalist principles and less like his boss Kennedy?

Posted by: Emil Moresi at September 16, 2019 03:35 PM (YzPmt)

133 And that equates to about 768k votes for the Democrats.

Every election, the lever gets pulled.

Every post election....the crime rate rises, and school performance drops.

The Republicans are to blame for this 'bad luck'.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

...

Some people think that Socialism has just never been implemented properly too.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:35 PM (hr5kG)

134 20
Someone said they were blowing white working class men on this thread?

Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2019 03:21 PM (Izzlo)

________


Heh. Made me go back and look at my NOOD call ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 16, 2019 03:35 PM (RZE1M)

135 129. Yea, ND, SD, MT, ID, WY could all be flipped without California noticing the difference. it is essentially what happened to Colorado.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 16, 2019 03:36 PM (wGbBR)

136 > I want to live anywhere in that triangle of Vermont, NH and Maine. Most beautiful part of the country IMHO.

Beg to differ.

Posted by: Alaska at September 16, 2019 03:36 PM (IRd4p)

137 I don't know about you but Monica Lewinsky has aged well.

Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2019 03:36 PM (9VeU0)

138 102 As I like to say, Demographics maybe the future, but it is also the present.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 03:31 PM (iCClr)

I rate this as mostly not untrue.

Posted by: Yogi Berra at September 16, 2019 03:36 PM (RD7QR)

139 107
Hillary actually hit all of her targets for voter turn out in every state and demographic.



Her model was wrong.



Trump actually hit all of his targets for voter turn out in every state and demographic.



His model was right.



Democrats are still using her model.





Posted by: MJ at September 16, 2019 03:32 PM (gAMkn)

+++
I don't know why, but my favorite moment on election night was when it looked like she had it locked-up - Chelsea comes running up to her and gives her a big hug, and Bill is jumping up and down with a big stupid grin on his face. And Hillary is just over the moon. I just love to think about it.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 16, 2019 03:36 PM (9+jnX)

140 I like Vermont. I want to live there.


No way. Gonna tip.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at September 16, 2019 03:37 PM (vtcmf)

141 137 I don't know about you but Monica Lewinsky has aged well.

Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2019 03:36 PM (9VeU0)

I've aged pretty well too.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:37 PM (NWiLs)

142 Why not just take the opportunity to slide Kavanaugh out and fill the seat with someone more consistent with originalist principles and less like his boss Kennedy?
Posted by: Emil Moresi at September 16, 2019 03:35 PM (YzPmt)


How do you slide Brett easily out of anything? It takes at least four college boys just to move his dick....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 03:37 PM (NFEMn)

143
It stuns me how many of the WSJ greedhead Republicans deluded themselves into thinking that they could have their cheaply made cake and eat it too on this issue.
Posted by: Curmudgeon

____________

It really was gospel among the GOP brain trust.

I know several "muckety mucks" in the GOP and they really believed that some sort of Amnesty would mean they would live in the promised land with "natural conservative" hispanics loving Republican politics once they knew they couldn't be deported.

And also, a good heaping of small business owners throwing money and the Chamber of Commerce whores.

It pissed the rank and file off, but too many bought into the line of "better not piss off the illegals!! They won't like us!!

Posted by: Blago at September 16, 2019 03:37 PM (sjTfF)

144 I just love to think about it.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 16, 2019 03:36 PM (9+jnX)

You've got a mean streak.

That's nice!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2019 03:37 PM (wYseH)

145 To them, we are just "racist", "Sexist", "dinosaurs", etc.

Posted by: Curmudgeon


I want this on my business card.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 16, 2019 03:38 PM (LOq4H)

146 Got no problem with cheese. It's crawfish I'm tired of hearing about. You know the story of the sailor who retired from the sea, and started walking inland with an oar over his shoulder? He said when he got to a place where they didn't know what the oar was for, he'd settle down there.

In my case I'd use a pic of a crawfish. Me: "Take a look at this." Local: "What the HELL is that thing?" Me: "How are house prices around here?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 03:34 PM (ClOmq)


There's a bit in Red Storm Rising where one of the guys who has walked across Iceland and up and down all the cliffs is fantasizing about getting home and how he was going to move to Iowa or somewhere else so flat you can see the curve of the Earth and hire a kid to mow his lawn and sit there in a lawn chair and watch him.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 16, 2019 03:38 PM (mf5HN)

147

You mean, Die Whitey die isn't a winning strategy?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 16, 2019 03:38 PM (kw5n8)

148 1. Trump is a lot more popular than the republican party - so don't think the midterms are a good indicator of the next presidential.

2. if the democrats are less popular than the republican party, that means they are WAY less popular than Trump.

I'm still worried about them stealing the election. So not as optimistic as I might sound.

Posted by: simplemind at September 16, 2019 03:38 PM (291lW)

149 Democrats are about one thing: negative liberties.

Every single policy they have is based on you giving up something to the government, for more of their control over your life.

Give up your right to free speech, your income, control over your healthcare, your sovereignty and finally, your guns so you can't fight back.

That doesn't appeal to a person of any color who values freedom.

Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo at September 16, 2019 03:38 PM (wxC/u)

150 141 137 I don't know about you but Monica Lewinsky has aged well.

Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2019 03:36 PM (9VeU0)

I've aged pretty well too.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:37 PM (NWiLs)


Okay well now I know.

Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2019 03:38 PM (9VeU0)

151 36 I just don't see how anyone can hate America enough to destroy it by voting for today's Democrat.
---------------


I am going to ask a few diehard Democrats in my area this exact question. Don't worry, I can protect myself.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 03:38 PM (sy5kK)

152 We'd like to have a word with you...

Posted by: Vermont at September 16,†

Ahem.

Posted by: Wyoming at September 16, 2019 03:38 PM (HJ38S)

153 >>Come to Vermont. All virtue signalling all the time.


Been there, done that. Might be back this weekend.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2019 03:38 PM (ZLI7S)

154 Dems' path to beating Trump absolutely depends on retaining the gains
they made in diverse, college-educated burbs - the kinds we saw in 2018
#NC09.


Uh, didn't they just lose NC-9 in a special election by a larger margin than the same, but less favorably-drawn, district in 2016 (as in, with Trump on the top of the ballot)?

Posted by: DocJ at September 16, 2019 03:38 PM (77WPm)

155 The only thing missing from this post is a klan hood and a noose.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 03:38 PM (iCClr)

156 137 I don't know about you but Monica Lewinsky has aged well.

Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2019


*
*

As a matter of fact, I have aged pretty darn well, all things considered. Thanks for asking.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 03:38 PM (ClOmq)

157 130 97 For crying out loud! STOP telling those idiots what they're doing wrong!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 16, 2019 03:31 PM (LOq4H)


You assume they will listen. To them, we are just "racist", "Sexist", "dinosaurs", etc.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 03:35 PM (ujg0T)

..

there is really nothing that would be a better guarantee against them taking a course of action than the Right suggesting that course of action.

We could tell them to stop punching their own dicks and they would absolutely double down.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:38 PM (hr5kG)

158 Truly hateful that they look at Americans like bargaining chips, totally
disregarding folks based on race and education. These are truly
disgusting people at the top of the party.

--

This is an excellent statement of fact. And yes, it is disgusting.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 16, 2019 03:38 PM (JoUsr)

159 I don't know why, but my favorite moment on election night was when it looked like she had it locked-up - Chelsea comes running up to her and gives her a big hug, and Bill is jumping up and down with a big stupid grin on his face. And Hillary is just over the moon. I just love to think about it.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 16, 2019 03:36 PM (9+jnX)

This was lunchtime on election day?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 03:38 PM (NFEMn)

160 I've aged pretty well too.

Posted by: Insomniac



nah, you're still a youngun'


rowr!

Posted by: james traficant at September 16, 2019 03:38 PM (d7Ww2)

161 150 141 137 I don't know about you but Monica Lewinsky has aged well.

Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2019 03:36 PM (9VeU0)

I've aged pretty well too.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:37 PM (NWiLs)

Okay well now I know.
Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2019 03:38 PM (9VeU0)

The more you know... *public service announcement jingle*

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:39 PM (NWiLs)

162 So basically the Dems hate White America.

And now they are doubling down on calling them racist losers.

And I'm on it....Or, I AM it.

Posted by: Honorable Overseer Coonman Northam (D- Confederacy) at September 16, 2019 03:39 PM (5ztcy)

163 127 They think they can win with women.

#metoo failed
Kavanaugh attack #1 failed
Kavanaugh attack #2 in progress

and as Mollie said:

For Kavanaugh's accusers, for Democrats, and for the media, Hemingway told Marlow, the main motivation had been protecting abortion.

"Not only was this battle about abortion, but every contentious battle about the Supreme Court is quite obviously about abortion." She noted that the attorney for Ford admitted recently that she, and Ford, had been motivated by their pro-choice views. She added that the Times authors made a similar admission.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 03:34 PM (vEIlU)

And the sad thing is I don;t think Kavanaugh would vote to overturn RvW. He seems to be more of a Kennedy type justice.

Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2019 03:39 PM (Izzlo)

164 >Grammie, ever since you commented that Wisconsin
people are nice, I've been checking the state out. The majority of your
counties went Trump in 2016, except for Milwaukee, Madison, and La
Crosse. I've got my eye on Appleton or Oshkosh as a place to
work/retire to!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 03:26 PM (ClOmq)


Full disclosure: We do know what crawfish are. And have them in our lakes etc.

Posted by: Mary Pete at September 16, 2019 03:40 PM (sjdRT)

165 As a white man I never trust Whitey.

Posted by: nip at September 16, 2019 03:40 PM (Izot6)

166 Ooops, Mary Pete sock fail.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 16, 2019 03:40 PM (sjdRT)

167
I forget who it was but there was some fairly prominent Lefty who went out after 2016 and said we have to stop all living in the cities and start moving to Iowa and Oklahoma and North Dakota and other rural areas.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 16, 2019 03:35 PM (mf5HN)

-----------

I remember that, too.

Problems:

1.) Rural areas don't have an enormous welfare state infrastructure capable of supporting (in the lowest quality of life) millions of entitlement CHUDs.

2.) They are not awash in billionaire cash sufficient to support organic groceries, fair-trade coffee shops, art districts, wine & painting stores, and chemsex clubs on every corner.

Rural areas are not equipped to serve either of the Left's parasitic classes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 03:40 PM (AzW6q)

168 I have a good idea for the dems to run on next year......tell everyone that you are going to confiscate their guns and raise their taxes to give health insurance and free college to illegals.


That should get you a $hit ton of votes.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 16, 2019 03:40 PM (JUOKG)

169 163. I still think Kennedy gave trump a list of acceptable nominees to put forward if he wanted him to step down.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 16, 2019 03:40 PM (wGbBR)

170 My lesbian sister in law who actually had an oath to the democratic party in her wedding ceremony is disturbed by the leftist identirtarians and is worried about a hot civil war.

Posted by: Keith at September 16, 2019 03:40 PM (jdGlx)

171 People ( including me) often blather on about demographics.... while forgetting the wisdom of Billy Clinton... " it's the economy, stupid". And this economy will be the point in 2020. Trump wins.

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 03:40 PM (90T4r)

172 137 I don't know about you but Monica Lewinsky has aged well.

Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2019


*
*

I'm willing to bet she has. In 1998 or -99, she absolutely sparkled -- black hair, fair skin, blue eyes, and a sweet, lively expression. She was, what, 22 or so then? Now she'd only be 42. Prime of life for a woman who takes care of herself.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 03:41 PM (ClOmq)

173 Full disclosure: We do know what crawfish are. And have them in our lakes etc.
Posted by: Mary Pete at September 16, 2019 03:40 PM (sjdRT)

_______

Can confirm. We just didn't eat them. (Minnesota)

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 16, 2019 03:41 PM (flINI)

174 And this is why I keep saying Biden has to be the nominee for them to even have a chance at winning.

And the Dem party leaders know it..

rock, meet hard place!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 16, 2019 03:41 PM (so+oy)

175 Hey Alex....

Earlier, we were discussing Trump nominating you to take RBG's seat on the USSC;


You ok with that?

Cause we're ok with that.

Seeing as Alextopia seems to be on hold.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 03:41 PM (cqNba)

176 168 I have a good idea for the dems to run on next year......tell everyone that you are going to confiscate their guns and raise their taxes to give health insurance and free college to illegals.


That should get you a $hit ton of votes.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 16, 2019 03:40 PM (JUOKG)

Taxpayer-funded abortions for trannies is always a winner.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:41 PM (NWiLs)

177 Biden really is like an old school Democrat that came from an era where they had a huge amount of that vote. In fact, it was the backbone of their coalition.

Posted by: Blago at September 16, 2019 03:31 PM (sjTfF)
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Joe Biden is literally the last man of his demographic and generation. His entire career has been a call back to dems of the old days (Mayor Daley I of Chicago, FDR, etc).

As long as they can keep his dessicated corporeal body moving from point A to point B, the dems have to keep him around. He's this year's Hillary Clinton, older and just as ill.

Look at the rest of their field. Everyone else in the democrat primary field hates the WWC. Everyone else is all in on the New Electorate, and the Old Electorate can go take a long walk on a short pier.

Posted by: Boots at September 16, 2019 03:41 PM (oGBso)

178 37 15 Wisconsin has 61% white working-class voters?

Hm. I have to check this state out.
Posted by: Joe Tex at September 16, 2019 03:20 PM (ClOmq)



Wisconsin is pretty white except for some sections in Milwaukee and other little pockets. We are a scandi / German population of working people. Except for Madison. They don't work in Madison.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 16, 2019 03:23 PM (kjKrC)


grammie, they actually do work in Madison, but it is working to steal time and treasure from working, responsible people.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 03:41 PM (sy5kK)

179 Joe Biden is going to run as Trump Lite. It's a losing strategy. See Romney when he ran as Obama Lite.

SWIDT?

Worse for the Dems, Trump will make Biden look like every worst caricature of Trump there is. He kind of is that already, but Trump will make sure the world sees it.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2019 03:41 PM (+18sB)

180 Minnesota 2018,

Dems win two suburban Congressional seats.

They lost two outstate MN Congressional districts to the Republicans.

Including the formerly reliable union heavy Northern Minnesota Eighth District.

Trump lost MN by only 30,000 votes. We haven't gone Republican in a Presidential Vote since? Not even Reagan versus favorite son Minnesota Walter Mondale.

I have great hopes for 2020.
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Meanwhile, don't sit on any curbs downtown . . .

Posted by: simplemind at September 16, 2019 03:41 PM (NG3nQ)

181 And now Hirono is asking for a House impeachment hearing on Kavanaugh because of the Ramirez thing. Something is happening at SCOTUS, and the Dems are starting an interference play early.
Impeach Kavanaugh, RBG dies, and what? You can't appoint TWO justices in an election year? Is that the play?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 03:21 PM (dNzKv)

The Dems are doing everything they can to retain their insane, small but very vocal base and their absolute nutjob , but major donors.

They have gotten NOTHING done on their agenda in the entire year of the new congress, and they have failed to impeach or jail Donald Trump with the Mueller report. Some of their players, such as McCabe are possibly going to be indicted. They failed to eliminate Brett Kavanaugh as a SC justice. they are losing advantage on many of the nation's courts that they used to ram their agenda through via Trump and McConnell's Senate confirmations, they have less and less chance of taking the Senate and their newbies in the House have done nothing but horrible optics for them since arriving.

This was a coordinated, IMO , attempt via these authors, the NYT, and the DNC , to try to fan up more stupid accusations against a sitting SC justice to reduce the bench of nominees Trump has to offer. It's more of the same. When you have Congressional committees being run by a fat, penguin from Batman character who keeps declaring that Donald Trump is guilty of corruption when a $35 million dollar investigation proved he isn't and a field of batshit insane parrots all mouthing the same thing about Kavanaugh, you don't have a political party. You have a Antifa like subversive group of politicians who aren't strong enough to belt someone with a bike chain, but have the same intelligence and personal character to support it.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 16, 2019 03:41 PM (uGKjl)

182 We must pander harder, my friends!

Posted by: Democrat Strategist at September 16, 2019 03:42 PM (oVJmc)

183 Democrats are still using her model.

Posted by: MJ at September 16, 2019 03:32 PM (gAMkn)

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The Carpet Muncher 9000????

Posted by: Brucine Jenner at September 16, 2019 03:42 PM (BDQo0)

184 Not only was this battle about abortion, but every contentious battle about the Supreme Court is quite obviously about abortion.


It has been a cash-cow for the Left for decades.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 03:42 PM (iCClr)

185 But real-life isn't Twitter. I keep trying to tell these lunatics that, but they don't believe me.

Shhh! Don't tell them! Let them find out the hard way!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 03:42 PM (zmxYi)

186 had an oath to the democratic party in her wedding ceremony

Wow, that's...uh...secular, to say the least.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at September 16, 2019 03:42 PM (vtcmf)

187 Yeah yeah, Gonna be an early night

Posted by: that commenter who says 'Early Night' at September 16, 2019 03:42 PM (786Ro)

188 >> My lesbian sister in law who actually had an oath to the democratic party in her wedding ceremony


I notice you didn't say 'Hot lesbian sister'.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 03:42 PM (yBOIx)

189 136 > I want to live anywhere in that triangle of Vermont, NH and Maine. Most beautiful part of the country IMHO.

Beg to differ.
Posted by: Alaska at September

...

Oh, you have fall color and charming bed and breakfasts perfectly spaced for bike tours too?

Posted by: Vermont at September 16, 2019 03:42 PM (hr5kG)

190 >>But I like Vermont. I want to live there.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2019 03:33 PM (wYseH)

You can move in with Ben & Jerry.

Posted by: Caliban at September 16, 2019 03:43 PM (qEujL)

191 136 > I want to live anywhere in that triangle of Vermont, NH and Maine. Most beautiful part of the country IMHO.

Beg to differ.
Posted by: Alaska at September 16, 2019 03:36 PM (IRd4p)

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*Ahem*

Posted by: Hawai'i at September 16, 2019 03:43 PM (RU4sa)

192 Hey Alex....

Earlier, we were discussing Trump nominating you to take RBG's seat on the USSC;


You ok with that?

Cause we're ok with that.

Seeing as Alextopia seems to be on hold.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 03:41 PM (cqNba)


Yes, yes, I am.

LOVE AND DESPAIR, BITCHES!

LOVE AND DESPAIR!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 16, 2019 03:43 PM (mf5HN)

193 The Carpet Muncher 9000????


They had rubber skin. We spotted them easy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 03:43 PM (iCClr)

194 I think it's funny that they're trying to link their fake stories about Kavenaugh being sexually vulgar and abortion. Guys that are jumping women, rape, and fondle their dicks in public aren't going to be prolife, just the opposite. I think they think it means "hates women." But prolife loves women, it's the use and lose pricks who debase women who love abortion.

Posted by: dagny at September 16, 2019 03:43 PM (nRWPy)

195 164 >Grammie, ever since you commented that Wisconsin
people are nice, I've been checking the state out. The majority of your
counties went Trump in 2016, except for Milwaukee, Madison, and La
Crosse. I've got my eye on Appleton or Oshkosh as a place to
work/retire to!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 03:26 PM (ClOmq)


Full disclosure: We do know what crawfish are. And have them in our lakes etc.
Posted by: Mary Pete at September 16, 2019


*
*

But do Wisconsinites talk about them all the time like Lousy-ana dwellers? As long as the little critters stay in the lakes, and their meat winds up in pies, so people can't expect me to sit out in nasty heat to pull their little corpses apart, I'm fine with 'em.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 03:43 PM (ClOmq)

196 Running on baby murder, gun confiscation, and transgender rights. You go, Dems!!!

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 03:43 PM (90T4r)

197 Taking bets between how long it would be between Trump delivering his Tax returns to the Manhatten DA and their publication in the New York Times.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 16, 2019 03:44 PM (37IEG)

198 45 B-b-b-but if all this is true, what about the counter-narrative that texas is now 50+% Hispanic (mostly illegals), and that Texas is now solid blue -- and with the TX electoral votes, the GOP has ZERO chance of ever winning the presidency again?

That's what I keep hearing. That "It's over," the days of the GOP having ANY road to an electoral college majority are now gone forever.

Will piddling around with NH and WI electoral votes make any difference agains the TX behemoth?
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 03:24 PM (Q3dyo)

Greg Abbott still got 60% of the vote in 2018 - and he got close to 50% of the Hispanic vote. Watch John Cornyn in 2020 - he's going to get 60% of the vote as well, even though conservatives don't like him all that much. Why? Because he's likable, and Cruz isn't. Sad to say, that's going to be worth a 10 - 15 point swing in any election.

Their is a great wedge issue that conservatives can use with Hispanics - the LGBT/100 genders issue, and the idiotic pronoun bullshit. They don't go for any of that. Also, hispanics aren't wild about Slave Reparations and Gun Control, either. All useful web issues to focus elections on.

one other thing - Texas Hispanics aren't like California hispanics at all. The Castro brothers try to be, but they are jokes that couldn't win a state wide election to pick up dead armadillos off the road.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 03:44 PM (Kpl3J)

199 Full disclosure: We do know what crawfish are. And have them in our lakes etc.
Posted by: Mary Pete at September 16, 2019 03:40 PM (sjdRT)

I believe you call them crayfish.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 03:44 PM (hN5g8)

200 It's not like we're losing the working-working class...

Posted by: Whoopi at September 16, 2019 03:44 PM (BDQo0)

201 I notice you didn't say 'Hot lesbian sister'.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 03:42 PM (yBOIx)

She's hot to other lesbians, I'm sure.

Posted by: Keith at September 16, 2019 03:44 PM (jdGlx)

202 I don't know why, but my favorite moment on election night was when it looked like she had it locked-up - Chelsea comes running up to her and gives her a big hug, and Bill is jumping up and down with a big stupid grin on his face. And Hillary is just over the moon. I just love to think about it.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 16, 2019 03:36 PM (9+jnX)

This was lunchtime on election day?
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Actually I don't think it was even lunch time. I believe it was shortly after breakfast. Chelsea had just finished voting I think. It was SOOO in the bag.

Posted by: simplemind at September 16, 2019 03:44 PM (yXdXW)

203 44
The standard advice is that people grow more conservative as they
get older. My Bernie-bot colleague in my writing group, however, is
still swallowing everything the alphabet networks and the NY Slimes is
dishing out.


ya know, i've not had the networks for a coupla months now, because directv is owned by att who are horrible people. i wonder if the folks at the dnc have thought about the effect this might have.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 16, 2019 03:44 PM (sGtp+)

204 2018 hillary clinton wasn't running and democrats came out. In 2016 hillary only lost pennsylvania by 43,000 votes and jill stein got 50,000. in wisconsin she lost by 22,000 votes jill stein got 40,000 votes in michigan clinton lost by 10,000 votes jill stein got 50,000. that is why clinton democrats hate jill stein as much (if not more) then they hate trump. 6 million democrats didn't vote in 2016 who had voted in 2012. They voted in 2018. Democrats can compete with the non racist working class vote. Your statics don't say how they will vote mine do!

Posted by: raimondo at September 16, 2019 03:44 PM (To04H)

205 This was lunchtime on election day?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 03:38 PM (NFEMn)

+++
No, it was later than that. I don't know the exact time but Hillary was reaching all of the standard blue states at that point and it really looked like she was going to win. The despair I felt at that time was unimaginable. I wanted to throw up. Just reminds oneself that things can turn on a dime.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 16, 2019 03:44 PM (9+jnX)

206 We'll ignore the biggest voter block there is!

How will we make it up? VOLUME!

Posted by: Democrat Strategist at September 16, 2019 03:44 PM (oVJmc)

207 I just don't see how anyone can hate America enough to destroy it by voting for today's Democrat.
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I am going to ask a few diehard Democrats in my area this exact question. Don't worry, I can protect myself.


I'd be very surprised if the answer wasn't some combination of "Trump racist" OR "Trump rapist" OR "Trump concentration camps".

Isn't that why the news has been beating that drum for years now? To keep their old Democrat voters in line?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2019 03:44 PM (9t0Zz)

208 has been a cash-cow for the Left for decades.


It's just money laundering.

Posted by: dagny at September 16, 2019 03:44 PM (nRWPy)

209 Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 03:44 PM (Kpl3J)

Unfortunately El Paso is more like CA than TX.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 03:44 PM (hN5g8)

210 "...had an oath to the democratic party in her wedding ceremony."

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That's sick.

Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2019 03:44 PM (RU4sa)

211 "talking about who is using what bathroom, we're not going to get there with rural voters..."

In other words, they need to lie better about what they're up to.
We need to get them to talk about reparations some more.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 16, 2019 03:45 PM (+lVUW)

212 "Let's take the category of people that there are the most of in this country and tell them to f*ck off."

Great strategy there, Super Chief.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2019 03:45 PM (AURKQ)

213 But do Wisconsinites talk about them all the time like Lousy-ana dwellers? As long as the little critters stay in the lakes, and their meat winds up in pies, so people can't expect me to sit out in nasty heat to pull their little corpses apart, I'm fine with 'em.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 03:43 PM (ClOmq)

No, instead they talk about the Green Bay Packers. On and on and on and on...

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 03:45 PM (Kpl3J)

214 I mean, Bing Crosby didn't fall for Rosemary Clooney at a picturesque inn in Alaska.

Posted by: Vermont at September 16, 2019 03:45 PM (hr5kG)

215 "Not only was this battle about abortion, but every contentious battle about the Supreme Court is quite obviously about abortion." She noted that the attorney for Ford admitted recently that she, and Ford, had been motivated by their pro-choice views. She added that the Times authors made a similar admission.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 03:34 PM (vEIlU)



And you know what? I long for the day when the judicial monstrosity of Roe v. Wade is overturned.....and not much changes at all.

The states likely to ban or severely abortion? Do they even have providers? How likely is it that an SD abortion seeker drives or takes the Greyhound to MN anyway? Repeat this situation across many states in the nation.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 03:45 PM (ujg0T)

216 Stop, raimondo. Please.

Posted by: The English Language at September 16, 2019 03:45 PM (oVJmc)

217 199
Full disclosure: We do know what crawfish are. And have them in our lakes etc.

Posted by: Mary Pete at September 16, 2019 03:40 PM (sjdRT)



I believe you call them crayfish


and they're in a tower configuration with a bench around them on which you can sit.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 16, 2019 03:45 PM (sGtp+)

218 I don't know why, but my favorite moment on election night was when it looked like she had it locked-up - Chelsea comes running up to her and gives her a big hug, and Bill is jumping up and down with a big stupid grin on his face. And Hillary is just over the moon. I just love to think about it.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 16, 2019 03:36 PM (9+jnX)

Thinking about that is like an orgasm without the need for a cleanup.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2019 03:45 PM (+18sB)

219 >But do Wisconsinites talk about them all the
time like Lousy-ana dwellers? As long as the little critters stay in
the lakes, and their meat winds up in pies, so people can't expect me to
sit out in nasty heat to pull their little corpses apart, I'm fine with
'em.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 03:43 PM (ClOmq)

I can't recall ever having a convo about crawfish with anyone in WI, outside of the fishing related "Hey look at the size of that crawfish there in the stream."

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 16, 2019 03:45 PM (sjdRT)

220 Any news on RGB lately? Is she still recovering from her full body removal?

Posted by: MJ at September 16, 2019 03:46 PM (gAMkn)

221 179 Joe Biden is going to run as Trump Lite. It's a losing strategy. See Romney when he ran as Obama Lite.

SWIDT?

Worse for the Dems, Trump will make Biden look like every worst caricature of Trump there is. He kind of is that already, but Trump will make sure the world sees it.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2019 03:41 PM (+18sB)


It's even worse than that. The hard left will not wear Biden as a candidate, any more than they did Hubert Humphrey in 1968. Look for riots in Milwaukee, and a resurgence of domestic terrorism afterwards.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 03:46 PM (zmxYi)

222 112 Come to Vermont. All virtue signalling all the time.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 16, 2019 03:30 PM (kUmUV)

But I like Vermont. I want to live there.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2019 03:33 PM (wYseH)


It is pretty, especially once you get out of Chittenden county. The people are even nice if you encounter them individually. When they start flocking together it becomes a different matter. Think Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds".

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 16, 2019 03:46 PM (kUmUV)

223 Ric Ocasek, frontman for the rock band "The Cars,"reportedly died due to heart disease, according to the medical examiner's report.

Ocasek was found unresponsive yesterday at his New York townhouse, where he was later pronounced dead. According to the NYC Office of Chief Medical Examiner, the 75-year-old singer's cause of death was determined to have been Hypertensive and Atherosclerotic Cardiovascular Disease.

Pulmonary Emphysema, a lung condition that causes shortness of breath, was listed as a contributing condition.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 16, 2019 03:46 PM (BqBId)

224 I now pronounce you wife and wife.

Posted by: The Commie Druid Philosopher at September 16, 2019 03:46 PM (vtcmf)

225
Yes, yes, I am.

LOVE AND DESPAIR, BITCHES!

LOVE AND DESPAIR!
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I'm so NOT shocked.

Posted by: Lady Galadriel at September 16, 2019 03:46 PM (NG3nQ)

226 Come to Vermont. All virtue signalling all the time.

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No thanks. I quit vacationing there 20 years ago or so. Beautiful of course but the smug emitted by the natives and Massholes was starting to choke the life out of me.

It had the same feel to me as the upper west side of Manhattan - you know, "I'm so with it simply because I'm here. You poor rube. . . "

Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2019 03:46 PM (Y4EXg)

227 Trump is making inroads with blacks and Latinos. Bigly I think. 2020 could be a slaughter. There will be some notable indictments of many rats too. Trump always gets revenge at least 2x harder. Muh Russia was very mean. So too for the fake sex assault claims and hits on his family and friends. Payback's a monstrous bitch and if Q is legit, game over. Forever for the rats. Enjoy the show.

Posted by: oddnot at September 16, 2019 03:46 PM (q/fTp)

228 My lesbian sister in law who actually had an oath to the democratic party in her wedding ceremony is disturbed by the leftist identirtarians and is worried about a hot civil war.
Posted by: Keith at September 16, 2019 03:40 PM (jdGlx)


Where does she get her news?

My brother and I were talking this morning about just how much people are believing the MSM now. I cannot believe they can hear this crap day in and day out and believe it (the normal hard working folks, not the basement junkies on NYTimes Comments).

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 03:46 PM (vEIlU)

229 > The Castro brothers try to be, but they are jokes that couldn't win a state wide election to pick up dead armadillos off the road.

Did you see that Julienne "Fry Boi" Castro has been standing on a box at the debates?

ButtJizz looks more macho than him. Hell, Beatoff looks more macho than him.

Julienne and Ho Queen remind me of a younger, gayer George Takei.

Posted by: Alaska at September 16, 2019 03:46 PM (IRd4p)

230 209 Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 03:44 PM (Kpl3J)

Unfortunately El Paso is more like CA than TX.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 03:44 PM (hN5g

El Paso is a little piece of Old Mexico that somehow Texas ended up with title to, and which nobody knows what to do with. The rest of the state pretty much ignores it, which is easy since it's several hundred miles away from everything.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 03:46 PM (Kpl3J)

231 "Yes, yes, I am.

LOVE AND DESPAIR, BITCHES!

LOVE AND DESPAIR!"


We should offer supplications to Krom.


'If you hear me...make this happen'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 03:47 PM (cqNba)

232 Actually I don't think it was even lunch time. I
believe it was shortly after breakfast. Chelsea had just finished voting
I think. It was SOOO in the bag.

Posted by: simplemind at September 16, 2019 03:44 PM (yXdXW)

+++
No, it was later than that because the returns were already coming in for the east coast. And I don't think Hillary made another public appearance after that - when things started going side-ways.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 16, 2019 03:47 PM (9+jnX)

233 "...had an oath to the democratic party in her wedding ceremony."

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That's sick.
Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2019 03:44 PM (RU4sa)

It was likely more her partner's doing (she a bit more progressive in the white urban liberal govt. job kind of way). I have resisted the urge to reminder who else had an other to a political party as a requirement for their wedding ceremonies... the SS that's who.

Posted by: Keith at September 16, 2019 03:47 PM (jdGlx)

234 209 Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 03:44 PM (Kpl3J)

Unfortunately El Paso is more like CA than TX.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 03:44 PM (hN5g8

...

I was going to say you mean Mexico, but then I realized that was implied.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:47 PM (hr5kG)

235 188 >> My lesbian sister in law who actually had an oath to the democratic party in her wedding ceremony

I notice you didn't say 'Hot lesbian sister'.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 03:42 PM (yBOIx)



Like Unicorns, porn is not real.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 03:47 PM (ujg0T)

236 212 "Let's take the category of people that there are the most of in this country and tell them to f*ck off."

Great strategy there, Super Chief.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2019 03:45 PM (AURKQ)


It worked for Gillette!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 03:47 PM (zmxYi)

237 Speaking of RBG, do you think this weekends Kavanaugh rehash was because there are health indicators that this is her last session on the bench, or just panic over FISA disclosure....

Posted by: The Ferryman at September 16, 2019 03:47 PM (BDQo0)

238 Vermont is straight up Rt 7 for us. We love it but are at a loss to explain the drastic change in demographics. Maybe it's the Normal Rockwell effect.

Posted by: Caliban at September 16, 2019 03:47 PM (qEujL)

239 Wow, I actually can spelt words, previous post not withstanding.

Posted by: Keith at September 16, 2019 03:48 PM (jdGlx)

240 "Do NOT piss off the taxpayers. They are angry. And they have you by the shorthairs, because they fund everything.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 03:20 PM (Q3dyo)"
..If the things being funded don't stop when the people purportedly funding them stop doing so, then they're not actually funding them. We've been coasting along on trillions more QE than is publicly acknowledged, and it's not like the .gov would just pack it in if the cash flow halted.
For crying out loud, they don't actually even stop spending to within the on-paper budget constraints during shutdowns... they just furlough some people and arbitrarily pause the debt counter.

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at September 16, 2019 03:48 PM (eAshZ)

241 213 But do Wisconsinites talk about them all the time like Lousy-ana dwellers? As long as the little critters stay in the lakes, and their meat winds up in pies, so people can't expect me to sit out in nasty heat to pull their little corpses apart, I'm fine with 'em.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 03:43 PM (ClOmq)

No, instead they talk about the Green Bay Packers. On and on and on and on...
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019


*
*

That's as bad as having to listen endlessly to "How 'bout dem SAINTS??" Of course, if you don't live or work in Green Bay itself, you won't be affected by game-day traffic around their stadium, right? Sounds like a win to me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 03:48 PM (ClOmq)

242 149 Democrats are about one thing: negative liberties.

Every single policy they have is based on you giving up something to the government, for more of their control over your life.

Give up your right to free speech, your income, control over your healthcare, your sovereignty and finally, your guns so you can't fight back.

That doesn't appeal to a person of any color who values freedom.
Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo at September 16, 2019 03:38 PM (wxC/u)


Clear and concise. And true.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 03:48 PM (sy5kK)

243 Crawdads. They're like crawfish right? Cause I have had crawdads. They are okay. Like frog legs better though.

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 03:48 PM (90T4r)

244 penguin from Batman character who keeps declaring that Donald Trump is guilty of corruption when a $35 million dollar investigation proved he isn't

IT DIDN'T PROVE THAT!!!1!!ELEVEN

Posted by: IDIOT STILL HOLDING ONTO HOPE TRUMP GETS IMPEACHED at September 16, 2019 03:48 PM (9t0Zz)

245 "Not only was this battle about abortion, but every contentious battle about the Supreme Court is quite obviously about abortion." She noted that the attorney for Ford admitted recently that she, and Ford, had been motivated by their pro-choice views. She added that the Times authors made a similar admission.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 03:34 PM (vEIlU)


And you know what? I long for the day when the judicial monstrosity of Roe v. Wade is overturned.....and not much changes at all.

The states likely to ban or severely abortion? Do they even have providers? How likely is it that an SD abortion seeker drives or takes the Greyhound to MN anyway? Repeat this situation across many states in the nation.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 03:45 PM (ujg0T)


I don't think it will ever be brought to the SC.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 03:49 PM (vEIlU)

246 Full disclosure: We do know what crawfish are. And have them in our lakes etc.
Posted by: Mary Pete at September 16, 2019 03:40 PM (sjdRT)

_______

Can confirm. We just didn't eat them. (Minnesota)
Posted by: Truck Monkey



You missed out.
Man, a good crawfish etouffee is to die for.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 03:49 PM (0t+fn)

247 Immigrating as fast as I can boss!

Posted by: Cool Hand Dem at September 16, 2019 03:49 PM (koNhm)

248 181 And now Hirono is asking for a House impeachment hearing on Kavanaugh because of the Ramirez thing. Something is happening at SCOTUS, and the Dems are starting an interference play early.
Impeach Kavanaugh, RBG dies, and what? You can't appoint TWO justices in an election year? Is that the play?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 03:21 PM (dNzKv)
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They're trying to soften up Kav for favorable rulings. It worked on Roberts.

It makes me wonder if the left is exploiting the fact that both judges had young kids when they took office.

"Great family you got their, it'd be a shame if the kids and wife had to live in complete misery and isolation."

Posted by: WisRich at September 16, 2019 03:49 PM (G0vdT)

249 If I worked in the Iranian oil industry, I would probably call in sick tonight.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 03:49 PM (dNzKv)

250 Damn, the evil YouTube removed Right Side Broadcasting Network's livestreaming rights after years of broadcasting Trump rallies with no violations on their record.

This is messed up. Those hard-workin' kids at RSBN do yeoman's work.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 03:49 PM (u//oP)

251 230 209 Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 03:44 PM (Kpl3J)

Unfortunately El Paso is more like CA than TX.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 03:44 PM (hN5g

El Paso is a little piece of Old Mexico that somehow Texas ended up with title to, and which nobody knows what to do with. The rest of the state pretty much ignores it, which is easy since it's several hundred miles away from everything.
Posted by: Tom Servo

...


You know who has a fence?

El Paso, that's who.

Maybe if even El Paso has a fence it's not such a terrible racist thing.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:49 PM (hr5kG)

252 2018 hillary clinton wasn't running and democrats came out. In 2016 hillary only lost pennsylvania by 43,000 votes and jill stein got 50,000. in wisconsin she lost by 22,000 votes jill stein got 40,000 votes in michigan clinton lost by 10,000 votes jill stein got 50,000. that is why clinton democrats hate jill stein as much (if not more) then they hate trump. 6 million democrats didn't vote in 2016 who had voted in 2012. They voted in 2018. Democrats can compete with the non racist working class vote. Your statics don't say how they will vote mine do!
Posted by: raimondo

I compare midterm Congressional elections to Presidential years to prove how SMRT I am.

Posted by: Rainmando at September 16, 2019 03:49 PM (5ztcy)

253 G. White scotsman, voters in many large states vote for, or tolerate, all that and much more, with gusto, and to increasing degrees. Illegal crime waves, including murder, including specifically perps who've been sheltered by "sanctuary" jurisdictions - absolute non-issue. Isn't even discussed. Idiotic unconstitutional persecution of gun owners, AKA "gun control", expensive pointless "environmental" crap, on and on - not a trace of pushback or political backlash in any large state, representing a good % of the national population.


In freaking *AZ*, the governor was pushing college tuition discounts for illegals. A "GOP" governor. After the voters had pushed through a referendum item barring such outrages [I think by 7O%+]. AZ.



Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2019 03:49 PM (QDnY+)

254 The vote fraud is going to be epic. The resulting scandal will be that the Democrats do not pay their female fraudsters as much as they pay their male fraudsters.

Posted by: The Daily Post at September 16, 2019 03:49 PM (fOqG5)

255 224 I now pronounce you wife and wife.
Posted by: The Commie Druid Philosopher at September 16, 2019 03:46 PM (vtcmf)


Next time Mayor Buttplug talks about his "husband" I want someone to ask him if that means he's the "wife."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 03:50 PM (zmxYi)

256 So basically, the upshot: college-educated people are the stupidest people in America.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 03:50 PM (H8QX8)

257
I can't recall ever having a convo about crawfish with anyone in WI, outside of the fishing related "Hey look at the size of that crawfish there in the stream."
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 16, 2019


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*wipes sweat off forehead*

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 03:50 PM (ClOmq)

258 Polls schmolls.

Posted by: guy who says en fuego but occasionally polls schmolls at September 16, 2019 03:51 PM (tH5fk)

259 El Paso is a little piece of Old Mexico that somehow Texas ended up with title to, and which nobody knows what to do with.


But you have to go to Juarez to get a head.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 03:51 PM (iCClr)

260 You missed out.

Man, a good crawfish etouffee is to die for.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 03:49 PM (0t+fn)

Northern crawfish are just babies compared to southern crawfish.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 03:51 PM (jYnPD)

261 If you don't like it as 30,000 felons in any form of voted by election and child would your parking the corporate is a better term for why your hated blacks the guy that is likely event felons climate is still want to worst example was do the people in north carolina!

Posted by: raimondo on tap at September 16, 2019 03:51 PM (QzkSJ)

262 @181
Of course its coordinated--the first Monday in October is when the USSC session begins, and RGB is long dead, I think.
I wouldn't be suprised if that's why Trump tweeted that Roberts should stay in Malta--he knows there's a massive scam at play.
Recent RGB sightings were a trial balloon with a double.
(my opinion, anyway)

Posted by: artemis at September 16, 2019 03:51 PM (AwPyG)

263 You get line
I'll get a pole
honey
You get a line
I'll get a pole
Babe
You get a line
I'll get a pole
We'll go down
to the crawdad hole
Honey, Baby be mine

Posted by: Stanley Brothers at September 16, 2019 03:51 PM (yBOIx)

264 But but but Beto beats Trump by 19 points head to head!!

Posted by: MSM at September 16, 2019 03:51 PM (88+cf)

265 137 I don't know about you but Monica Lewinsky has aged well.

Posted by: blaster at September 16, 2019 03:36 PM (9VeU0)
____________

Better than her ex-blow buddy has, that's for sure.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 16, 2019 03:51 PM (k4dH2)

266 Unfortunately El Paso is more like CA than TX.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions


El Paso is closer to Needles, CA than Dallas, TX.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 03:51 PM (0t+fn)

267 Speaking of RBG, do you think this weekends Kavanaugh rehash was because there are health indicators that this is her last session on the bench, or just panic over FISA disclosure....
Posted by: The Ferryman at September 16, 2019 03:47 PM (BDQo0)


I think they are all creating as much noise and chaos as they can because of all of the above.

They saw the newest poll numbers that show they are sinking fast. The Dems are losing support. The silent (Trump) majority ain't talking.

It all hinges on Trump. The illegals and their votes, RBG, control of the House, etc. It all hinges on Trump's re-election.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 03:52 PM (vEIlU)

268 If I worked in the Iranian oil industry, I would probably call in sick tonight.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy



Earache my eye.

Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 03:52 PM (tH5fk)

269 So, when (fingers crossed) Trump wins next year, there will be ritual seppuku on live TV?

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 03:52 PM (a0IVu)

270 >>Northern crawfish are just babies compared to southern crawfish.


Actually a shit ton of big crayfish up here. I know a few guys who trap them.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 03:52 PM (yBOIx)

271 We should offer supplications to Krom.


'If you hear me...make this happen'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 03:47 PM (cqNba)

Krom, like other deities, doesn't listen.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:52 PM (NWiLs)

272 Like Unicorns, porn is not real.

Say that to my horn.

Posted by: A Narwhal at September 16, 2019 03:52 PM (9t0Zz)

273 Chuck Grassley already shot down the Ramirez story, said the Senate Committee asked her to testify 7 different times, and she flat out refused.

and the talk about doing something in the House is funny - the House doesn't have the authority to second guess what the Senate has done.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 03:52 PM (Kpl3J)

274 Non college educated = Debt free

College has little/nothing to do with smarts anymore.

Posted by: Regular joe at September 16, 2019 03:53 PM (zMaZS)

275 El Paso is closer to Needles, CA than Dallas, TX.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 03:51 PM (0t+fn)


Dallas is a liberal shithole.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

276 How excited are Dems going to be to vote for sleepy joe? What is going to motivate them to the polls other than Orangemanbad?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 03:53 PM (dNzKv)

277 Northern crawfish are just babies compared to southern crawfish.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 03:51 PM (jYnPD)

________

The cold water turns them all Ghey.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 16, 2019 03:53 PM (flINI)

278 Of course its coordinated--the first Monday in October is when the USSC session begins, and RGB is long dead, I think.
I wouldn't be suprised if that's why Trump tweeted that Roberts should stay in Malta--he knows there's a massive scam at play.
Recent RGB sightings were a trial balloon with a double.
(my opinion, anyway)
Posted by: artemis at September 16, 2019 03:51 PM (AwPyG)


There is no way this could be kept a secret.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 03:53 PM (vEIlU)

279 Actually a shit ton of big crayfish up here. I know a few guys who trap them.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 03:52 PM (yBOIx)

Big northerns are average southerns.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 03:53 PM (jYnPD)

280 Did you see that Julienne "Fry Boi" Castro has been standing on a box at the debates?

I hadn't noticed. Is that really true?

If so, we need to update our "go get your shinebox" meme.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 03:53 PM (zmxYi)

281 silly sock

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 03:53 PM (d7Ww2)

282 "So basically, the upshot: college-educated people are the stupidest people in America."



That's real retarded, Sir

Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at September 16, 2019 03:53 PM (cqNba)

283 269 So, when (fingers crossed) Trump wins next year, there will be ritual seppuku on live TV?
Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 03:52 PM (a0IVu)

Now, now, that kinda talk is entirely unnecessary and unproductive.

...

Ain't no "ritual" gotta be involved with it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2019 03:53 PM (AURKQ)

284 256 So basically, the upshot: college-educated people are the stupidest people in America.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 03:50 PM (H8QX


Exhibit 1: You go a quarter million dollars in debt for a women's studies degree. You may be smart but you have no common sense.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 16, 2019 03:53 PM (kUmUV)

285 > They saw the newest poll numbers that show they are sinking fast. The Dems are losing support.

I just don't understand it! All our research on Twitter and Tumblr indicated that free abortions for transgendered illegal aliens was a winning issue!

Posted by: The Aptly-Named Robbie Mook at September 16, 2019 03:54 PM (IRd4p)

286 Recent RGB sightings were a trial balloon with a double.
(my opinion, anyway)
Posted by: artemis at September 16, 2019 03:51 PM (AwPyG)

My vote is for Animatronic RBG. They'll be sending her to Disneyworld soon.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 03:54 PM (Kpl3J)

287 Dallas is a liberal shithole.
Posted by: Sponge


You expecting me to argue?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 03:54 PM (0t+fn)

288 I have a test that holds true for every presidential election outcome in the last 50 years. It's slightly subjective in maybe two cases but hardly so.

Hindsight yes, but it's something I noticed in the present (200 and then tested going backwards, then forwards (2012 and 2016). And for 2020, the Democrats don't have a single contender that beats Trump on that score. In fact, it's not even close.

Trump's gonna win anyway but I'm thrilled no one can match up on this test. It's very reassuring.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2019 03:54 PM (+18sB)

289 Of course its coordinated--the first Monday in October is when the USSC session begins, and RGB is long dead, I think.
I wouldn't be suprised if that's why Trump tweeted that Roberts should stay in Malta--he knows there's a massive scam at play.
Recent RGB sightings were a trial balloon with a double.
(my opinion, anyway)
Posted by: artemis at September 16, 2019 03:51 PM (AwPyG)

There is no way this could be kept a secret.
=======
JFK jr isn't dead.

Posted by: Q /sarc at September 16, 2019 03:54 PM (BrdgO)

290
Not only was this battle about abortion, but every contentious battle about the Supreme Court is quite obviously about abortion.

=====

Waiting for IL Governor, Chicago Mayor, and all other assorted (D) pooh-bahs to start providing statistics for the dead babies imported into IL from surrounding states.

Abortions, guns, whatevs -- all imported from other states.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 16, 2019 03:54 PM (MIKMs)

291 Why eat mudbugs when you can have a pike?

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 16, 2019 03:54 PM (88+cf)

292 >>>"Not only was this battle about abortion, but every contentious battle about the Supreme Court is quite obviously about abortion." She noted that the attorney for Ford admitted recently that she, and Ford, had been motivated by their pro-choice views. She added that the Times authors made a similar admission.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 03:34 PM (vEIlU)
-----------------------


Babies. _No babies, no family.
No Family is a fundamental building block of the communist movement.

Posted by: Baal says, Come to me at September 16, 2019 03:54 PM (wEAiE)

293 @207 We don't hate america we hate fascists and nazis! This is the greatest country on earth thanks to liberals and in spite of conservatives. Alan combs wrote a book about called thank the liberal.

Posted by: raimondo at September 16, 2019 03:54 PM (To04H)

294 Everybody should just get a diploma from the Wizard of Oz. Seemed to work pretty good for Scarecrow.

Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos at September 16, 2019 03:54 PM (QzkSJ)

295 243 Crawdads. They're like crawfish right? Cause I have had crawdads. They are okay. Like frog legs better though.
Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019


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Yeah, but see, the locals serve the damn things outdoors. In heat that would stun a Cape buffalo. It's considered a big social occasion. And after all the fumbling with the little boiled corpses, all you get per crawfish is a tiny flake of seasoned meat smaller than your little fingernail. It's like eating while doing an oil change.

No thanks. My Scandi/German/Ruthenian DNA includes a table, plates, napkins, and utensils.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 03:54 PM (ClOmq)

296
That's as bad as having to listen endlessly to "How 'bout dem SAINTS??" Of course, if you don't live or work in Green Bay itself, you won't be affected by game-day traffic around their stadium, right? Sounds like a win to me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
.........

The very best time to travel the roads of Wisconsin is on a game day!

Not a soul around!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 16, 2019 03:54 PM (so+oy)

297 > I hadn't noticed. Is that really true?

Yep, it's true. Instapundit had a link to a screenshot last night. Let me see if I can dig it up.

Posted by: The Aptly-Named Robbie Mook at September 16, 2019 03:54 PM (IRd4p)

298 Posted by: raimondo on tap at September 16, 2019 03:51 PM (QzkSJ)

Stupid and crazy! You must be a real hit with the ladies.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2019 03:54 PM (9t0Zz)

299 @278
Remember Hillary 2.0 on the Day of the Bollard?
This would be easier, since a SC Justice doesn't have to be very public.

Posted by: artemis at September 16, 2019 03:55 PM (AwPyG)

300 Dallas is a liberal shithole.
Posted by: Sponge


You expecting me to argue?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 03:54 PM (0t+fn)


Nope. Just pointing out fact.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

301 Crawfish.

Heh

Posted by: A Lobster at September 16, 2019 03:55 PM (ZLI7S)

302 276
How excited are Dems going to be to vote for sleepy joe? What is going to motivate them to the polls other than Orangemanbad?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 03:53 PM (dNzKv)

+++I never in my life foresaw any man voting for Hillary, ever. That's how wrong I've been.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 16, 2019 03:55 PM (9+jnX)

303 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 03:46 PM (zmxYi)
Hey don't you and I have a bet on this? Over 250 arrests vs under?

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2019 03:55 PM (+18sB)

304 Hellooooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:55 PM (NWiLs)

305 Is that a gerbil in raimondo's colon, or is he just glad to see us?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 03:55 PM (u//oP)

306 "unpopular technocratic ideas."

I didn't realize gun-grabbing and open borders were "technocratic."

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 03:55 PM (H8QX8)

307 291
Why eat mudbugs when you can have a pike?


Posted by: Roland THTG at September 16, 2019 03:54 PM (88+cf)

Pike gumbo, pike etouffee, boiled pike. Doesn't have the same ring to it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 03:56 PM (jYnPD)

308 I was on the "Warren will be the nominee" train until today. After thinking about the prospect of any Democratic nominee facing a 45+ state blowout by Trump in 2020, I can foresee a situation where the Dem bigwigs put Biden out there as cannon fodder in 2020. If Warren loses next year, she's done for 2024. Same for any of these other candidates - I don't see the 2024 Dem candidate as anyone who didn't declare this time around. If you're them, you save your powder for a Republican open field in 2024, not be the person who couldn't even beat OrangeManBad this year.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 16, 2019 03:56 PM (iuFgi)

309 If you don't like it as 30,000 felons in any form of voted by election and child would your parking the corporate is a better term for why your hated blacks the guy that is likely event felons climate is still want to worst example was do the people in north carolina!
Posted by: raimondo on tap at September 16, 2019 03:51 PM (QzkSJ)


Yes! Words!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 03:56 PM (dNzKv)

310 > Yep, it's true. Instapundit had a link to a screenshot last night. Let me see if I can dig it up.


Julienne "Fry Boi" Castro standing on a box at one of the debates:

http://tinyurl.com/fryboi

Posted by: The Aptly-Named Robbie Mook at September 16, 2019 03:56 PM (IRd4p)

311 Posted by: raimondo


Who can argue with genuine leftest gibberish like that?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 16, 2019 03:56 PM (LOq4H)

312 In today's New York Law Journal Attorney General Letitia James "Rebukes Trump!" for having the temerity to allege that the NY AG is coordinating with the DNC to release Trumps financial information.

She "demands proof!"

She, of course, ran on publicly announced promises to "investigate Trump, his family and business associates" and has already initiated several suits against all things Trump, seeking injunctions against ICE deportations, etc.

But she's confident no one put in an email: "Hey let's coordinate with the DNC to bring down Trump, so Mostly False I guess.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 16, 2019 03:56 PM (koNhm)

313 276
How excited are Dems going to be to vote for sleepy joe? What is going to motivate them to the polls other than Orangemanbad?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 03:53 PM (dNzKv)
Don't underestimate the left's hatred for Trump. Male or female. Young or old. There is a large contingent of the deranged anti-trumpers. Satan himself could run and they'd vote for him.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 16, 2019 03:56 PM (N39Ws)

314 Nope. Just pointing out fact.
Posted by: Sponge


LOL. Unfortunately, so is Ft Wort, Houston, & San Antonio. Don't know much about Amarillo. Don't ever hear about them.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 03:56 PM (0t+fn)

315 2018 hillary clinton wasn't running and democrats
came out. In 2016 hillary only lost pennsylvania by 43,000 votes and
jill stein got 50,000. in wisconsin she lost by 22,000 votes jill stein
got 40,000 votes in michigan clinton lost by 10,000 votes jill stein
got 50,000. that is why clinton democrats hate jill stein as much (if
not more) then they hate trump. 6 million democrats didn't vote in 2016
who had voted in 2012. They voted in 2018. Democrats can compete with
the non racist working class vote. Your statics don't say how they will
vote mine do!


Posted by: raimondo at September 16, 2019 03:44 PM

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Uh, there is always a third party candidate running in every Presidential election and with one or two exceptions they always take votes away from the democrat. Been that way for a long time and 2020 won't be any different.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 16, 2019 03:57 PM (JUOKG)

316 312
In today's New York Law Journal Attorney General Letitia James "Rebukes
Trump!" for having the temerity to allege that the NY AG is coordinating
with the DNC to release Trumps financial information.



She "demands proof!"



She, of course, ran on publicly announced promises to "investigate
Trump, his family and business associates" and has already initiated
several suits against all things Trump, seeking injunctions against ICE
deportations, etc.



But she's confident no one put in an email: "Hey let's coordinate with the DNC to bring down Trump, so Mostly False I guess.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 16, 2019 03:56 PM (koNhm)
Wish granted. Trump should sue the NY AG office. Discovery will be a hoot!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 16, 2019 03:57 PM (N39Ws)

317 In 2016 they demonized white men.
In 2018 they demonized white women for electing Trump.
In 2020 it's: your whiteness inherently links you all the way back to 1619 (regardless of when your family arrived) and you must submit.

Perfect example of that here:
https://www.shethepeople.org/

"The Squad" is in the middle of this, excelling at their daily verbal assault on whites.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 03:57 PM (bDqIh)

318 Don't underestimate the left's hatred for Trump. Male or female. Young or old. There is a large contingent of the deranged anti-trumpers. Satan himself could run and they'd vote for him.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 16, 2019 03:56 PM (N39Ws)

Ds are objectively pro-Satan

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:57 PM (NWiLs)

319 Everybody should just get a diploma from the Wizard of Oz. Seemed to work pretty good for Scarecrow.

Scarecrow couldn't even get the Pythagorean theorem correct. He's a fraud!

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2019 03:57 PM (9t0Zz)

320 The level of crazy a year from now. My God. We'll have to wear sunglasses at midnight.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 03:58 PM (dNzKv)

321 penguin from Batman character who keeps declaring that Donald Trump is guilty of corruption



YES! The Penguin! That is who Fat Lawless Jerry Nadless is! The Horde mind knows all.


The Penguin!

The AoS style guide needs to be updated, stat.

and that includes the exclamation mark.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 03:58 PM (sy5kK)

322 How excited are Dems going to be to vote for sleepy joe? What is going to motivate them to the polls other than Orangemanbad?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 03:53 PM (dNzKv)

+++I never in my life foresaw any man voting for Hillary, ever. That's how wrong I've been.


Posted by: washrivergal
=======
Good point. Really good point. It reminds me of that Bob Hope line from the zombie movie where someone explains to Bob that a zombie is a mindless dead thing and he deadpans: YOU MEAN LIKE A DEMOCRAT?

They are just robotically voting for whomever is the candidate. They have surrendered personal autonomy to the party.

Posted by: simplemind at September 16, 2019 03:58 PM (lDg5r)

323 Ban cars and meat. That will get the deplorables on our side!

Posted by: DNC consultants at September 16, 2019 03:58 PM (jGFaz)

324 318 Don't underestimate the left's hatred for Trump. Male or female. Young or old. There is a large contingent of the deranged anti-trumpers. Satan himself could run and they'd vote for him.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 16, 2019 03:56 PM (N39Ws)

Ds are objectively pro-Satan
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:57 PM (NWiLs)

They'd even find his birth certificate in New Jersey.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2019 03:58 PM (AURKQ)

325 The very best time to travel the roads of Wisconsin is on a game day!

Not a soul around!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 16, 2019 03:54 PM (so+oy)

I go shooting at a fairly popular (and usually crowded) outdoor range in Wisconsin. I try to go on Sunday's during football season. If I give a crap about the Bears in a given year I usual pick a week when the bears don't have a game that day.

Posted by: Keith at September 16, 2019 03:58 PM (jdGlx)

326
LOL. Unfortunately, so is Ft Wort, Houston, & San Antonio. Don't know much about Amarillo. Don't ever hear about them.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 03:56 PM (0t+fn)


Ft. Worth is rapidly circling the drain, which saddens me as they were mostly conservative and you never heard of issues like Dallas had.

That is changing, for sure.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

327 Just fyi - the John Roberts in Malta stories are from 2012.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 03:58 PM (Kpl3J)

328 Uh oh.
Time for Wapner.

Posted by: Rainmondo at September 16, 2019 03:58 PM (88+cf)

329 Ds are objectively pro-Satan

-------------

Would his platform be any different?

Maybe he would be pro-warming, but that's about it, but then I guess so are the Dems with their desire to eliminate AC.

Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 03:59 PM (sX1BW)

330 You can use crayfish to catch very large Northern Pike and Walleye. That is how they SHOULD be used.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 16, 2019 03:59 PM (flINI)

331 Uh, there is always a third party candidate running
in every Presidential election and with one or two exceptions they
always take votes away from the democrat. Been that way for a long time
and 2020 won't be any different.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman


I always felt any libertarian vote was 70% off the Rebub vote.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 16, 2019 03:59 PM (LOq4H)

332 9 So, when (fingers crossed) Trump wins next year, there will be ritual seppuku on live TV?
Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 03:52 PM (a0IVu)


It depends. If by election day Trump looks likely to win, they'll just crawl back into their shells.
But if looks like the Dem is going to win, but Trump pulld it out, there will be riots.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 16, 2019 03:59 PM (NFEMn)

333
Yeah, but see, the locals serve the damn things outdoors. In heat that would stun a Cape buffalo. It's considered a big social occasion. And after all the fumbling with the little boiled corpses, all you get per crawfish is a tiny flake of seasoned meat smaller than your little fingernail. It's like eating while doing an oil change.

No thanks. My Scandi/German/Ruthenian DNA includes a table, plates, napkins, and utensils.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
............

I like em ay-too-fay or breaded and fried! (sitting in an A/C cooled restaurant!)

My favorite restaurant up here is Pappadeaux's Seafood Kitchen, which is part of a chain of restaurants from Dallas, I believe.. Best damn gumbo around, too!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 16, 2019 03:59 PM (so+oy)

334 I am a lifelong Conservative and If you don't like it as 30,000 felons in any form of voted by election and child would your parking the corporate is a better term for why your hated blacks the guy that is likely event felons climate is still want to worst example was do the people in north carolina!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 04:00 PM (dNzKv)

335 Heh
Posted by: A Lobster


I'll see you at dinner!

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2019 04:00 PM (9t0Zz)

336 The best thing about El Paso is Montana Avenue. The cars from the 50s that rest in the junkyards on Montana still have beautiful chrome!

Keep heading east and Carlsbad Cavern awaits.

Posted by: DanMan at September 16, 2019 04:01 PM (XTiHL)

337 I had to write the Pythagorean Theorem out 100 times on the blackboard. Got to hand it to mean ol' Mrs. Fratello though...I still remember it, word for word!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 04:01 PM (u//oP)

338 But if looks like the Dem is going to win, but Trump pulld it out, there will be riots.

Posted by: JoeF.
======
Rest assured that the Media will see to it that everyone is told that Trump has no chance at all. So if they fail to steal it, they will then get to cover the riots.

Posted by: simplemind at September 16, 2019 04:01 PM (BrdgO)

339 Dear Dems:
Get woke go broke, just isn't true for businesses - it's also true for elections and political parties.


Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 04:01 PM (gmo/4)

340 280 Did you see that Julienne "Fry Boi" Castro has been standing on a box at the debates?

I hadn't noticed. Is that really true?

If so, we need to update our "go get your shinebox" meme.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 03:53 PM (zmxYi)
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If Warren get's the nomination and uses a box, Trump should insist that he gets a box to...same height as Warren's.

Posted by: WisRich at September 16, 2019 04:01 PM (G0vdT)

341 The Dem gains amongst the White Upper Middle Class is somewhat contingent on the Dem candidate being an appealing/hip/faddish virtue signal. Dementia addled Joe Biden is not Obama (or Beto) in this regard. An Elizabeth Warren that actually threatens WUMC featherbeds like the giant tech monopolies or Wall Street banks, probably doesn't enthuse quite as much either. Only real hope would be convincing the Wine Moms that Khamala Harris is basically just Oprah with a senate seat.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 16, 2019 04:01 PM (hdzef)

342 That is how they SHOULD be used.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 16, 2019 03:59 PM (flINI)

In the north, true. Probably not worth the effort. Down south? More for me.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 04:01 PM (jYnPD)

343 If the second in command is reasonable that seems to help the front runner on the ticket, based on my conversations w blue dog Democrats here in FL. They'd vote for crazy socialist Andrew Gillum bc the Lt. gov. candidate was a "great guy." I don't think either of the D's for President are going to be sane. Seems like a quandary to me.

Posted by: Ever at September 16, 2019 04:02 PM (ZZDMQ)

344 YES! The Penguin! That is who Fat Lawless Jerry Nadless is! The Horde mind knows all.
======

Wallace and Grommit. Those evil penguins . . .

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 16, 2019 04:02 PM (MIKMs)

345 297 > I hadn't noticed. Is that really true?

Yep, it's true. Instapundit had a link to a screenshot last night. Let me see if I can dig it up.

Posted by: The Aptly-Named Robbie Mook at September 16, 2019 03:54 PM (IRd4p)


Thanks! Reminds me of a time Matt Vasgersian was interviewing two ex-MLB players, one of whom asked the cameraman to pull back, to show Vasgersian standing on a box to get up to chin height on the MLB guys.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 04:02 PM (zmxYi)

346 >>How excited are Dems going to be to vote for sleepy joe? What is going to motivate them to the polls other than Orangemanbad?


They'll put one of the "firsts" on the ticket as VP knowing that Biden will die/become incompetent within the first year in office. THAT's how you get one of these unlikable freaks into the Oval office.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 04:03 PM (bDqIh)

347 Pappadeaux does have great gumbo
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Yeah, but see, the locals serve the damn things outdoors. In heat that would stun a Cape buffalo. It's considered a big social occasion. And after all the fumbling with the little boiled corpses, all you get per crawfish is a tiny flake of seasoned meat smaller than your little fingernail. It's like eating while doing an oil change.

No thanks. My Scandi/German/Ruthenian DNA includes a table, plates, napkins, and utensils.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I throw them out and eat the corn and taters
............

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2019 04:03 PM (M+Lyo)

348 -
--

I had to write the Pythagorean Theorem out 100 times on the blackboard.
Got to hand it to mean ol' Mrs. Fratello though...I still remember it,
word for word!





Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 04:01 PM

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That's easy; E=MC squared

Posted by: RamenDoh sooper jeenyus at September 16, 2019 04:03 PM (pMGkg)

349 If Warren get's the nomination and uses a box, Trump should insist that he gets a box to...same height as Warren's.
Posted by: WisRich at September 16, 2019 04:01 PM (G0vdT)


On searching this a bit, I found at least assertions that Klobuchar, Harris, AND Castro were all standing on boxes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 04:04 PM (zmxYi)

350 The best thing about El Paso is Montana Avenue. The
cars from the 50s that rest in the junkyards on Montana still have
beautiful chrome!



Keep heading east and Carlsbad Cavern awaits.

Posted by: DanMan at September 16, 2019 04:01 PM (XTiHL)

It's a nice drive over the Guadalupe mountains. Highest point in Texas, I believe. And it is a prehistoric coral reef.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 16, 2019 04:04 PM (88+cf)

351 333
Yeah, but see, the locals serve the damn things outdoors. In heat that would stun a Cape buffalo. It's considered a big social occasion. And after all the fumbling with the little boiled corpses, all you get per crawfish is a tiny flake of seasoned meat smaller than your little fingernail. It's like eating while doing an oil change.

No thanks. My Scandi/German/Ruthenian DNA includes a table, plates, napkins, and utensils.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
............

I like em ay-too-fay or breaded and fried! (sitting in an A/C cooled restaurant!)

My favorite restaurant up here is Pappadeaux's Seafood Kitchen, which is part of a chain of restaurants from Dallas, I believe.. Best damn gumbo around, too!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 16, 2019


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Right, they can be had indoors too, though eating them is still a messy proposition. I'm thinking of ordinary people buying pounds of the little buggers and cooking 'em up at home, then dumping them on newspapers on a table in the back yard.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 04:04 PM (ClOmq)

352 276 302 If democrats nominate groper joe biden then left democrats vote green party again especially if green party nominates someone famous. Trumps only chance.

Posted by: raimondo at September 16, 2019 04:04 PM (To04H)

353 They'll put one of the "firsts" on the ticket as VP knowing that Biden will die/become incompetent within the first year in office. THAT's how you get one of these unlikable freaks into the Oval office.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 04:03 PM (bDqIh)


Exactly why my money is on Biden/Booker 2020.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 04:05 PM (zmxYi)

354 Donny Two Scoops is talking to the press now.
He doesn't take any shit from them.

It's great.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at September 16, 2019 04:05 PM (ufFY8)

355 347 Pappadeaux does have great gumbo
------------

Yeah, but see, the locals serve the damn things outdoors. In heat that would stun a Cape buffalo. It's considered a big social occasion. And after all the fumbling with the little boiled corpses, all you get per crawfish is a tiny flake of seasoned meat smaller than your little fingernail. It's like eating while doing an oil change.

No thanks. My Scandi/German/Ruthenian DNA includes a table, plates, napkins, and utensils.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I throw them out and eat the corn and taters
............
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2019 04:03 PM (M+Lyo)


What's " Taters" Precious???

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 04:05 PM (90T4r)

356 So basically, the upshot: college-educated people are the stupidest people in America.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice

______________

College educated white women are basically what decides the future of the nation. This is unfortunate. Just about every stupid #Woke bullshit is for that audience.

A big part of Trump's campaign will be not losing too much of this demographic.

Posted by: Blago at September 16, 2019 04:05 PM (sjTfF)

357 That's easy; E=MC squared

Posted by: RamenDoh sooper jeenyus at September 16, 2019 04:03 PM (pMGkg)


I thought it was A squared + B squared = C squared.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

358 286 Recent RGB sightings were a trial balloon with a double.
(my opinion, anyway)
Posted by: artemis at September 16, 2019 03:51 PM (AwPyG)

My vote is for Animatronic RBG. They'll be sending her to Disneyworld soon.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 03:54 PM (Kpl3J)

It's a dark world after all
It's a dark world after all
It's a dark world after all
And I'm coming for your soul!

Posted by: Animatronic RBG at September 16, 2019 04:05 PM (RD7QR)

359 303 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 03:46 PM (zmxYi)
Hey don't you and I have a bet on this? Over 250 arrests vs under?
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2019 03:55 PM (+18sB)


Yeah, I think so, although I've forgotten who had the over and who had the under!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 04:05 PM (zmxYi)

360 346 >>How excited are Dems going to be to vote for sleepy joe? What is going to motivate them to the polls other than Orangemanbad?


They'll put one of the "firsts" on the ticket as VP knowing that Biden will die/become incompetent within the first year in office. THAT's how you get one of these unlikable freaks into the Oval office.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 04:03 PM (bDqIh)

==========

VPs don't move votes in any sort of significant numbers.

It's all about macro things and the presidents themselves.

Biden as the nominee will fail so utterly against Trump, it won't be funny (well, not too funny). Any future around the VP will be for placement in the 2024 race.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:05 PM (DjIxe)

361 If Warren get's the nomination and uses a box, Trump should insist that he gets a box to...same height as Warren's.
Posted by: WisRich at September 16, 2019 04:01 PM (G0vdT)

On searching this a bit, I found at least assertions that Klobuchar, Harris, AND Castro were all standing on boxes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 04:04 PM (zmxYi)

Castro would have to to see over the podium

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2019 04:05 PM (M+Lyo)

362 311 Posted by: raimondo
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Who can argue with genuine leftest gibberish like that?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 16, 2019 03:56 PM (LOq4H)
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Why, uh, he's quite, uh, articulate.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at September 16, 2019 04:05 PM (wEAiE)

363 >>On searching this a bit, I found at least assertions that Klobuchar, Harris, AND Castro were all standing on boxes.


So funny.

I'm short. Nobody takes me seriously!

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 04:06 PM (yBOIx)

364 "And it is a prehistoric coral reef."

Wait....

At some point, the oceans were higher than now?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 04:06 PM (cqNba)

365 They'll put one of the "firsts" on the ticket as VP knowing that Biden will die/become incompetent within the first year in office. THAT's how you get one of these unlikable freaks into the Oval office.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2019 04:03 PM (bDqIh)

Tank Abrams.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 04:06 PM (dNzKv)

366 My favorite restaurant up here is Pappadeaux's Seafood Kitchen, which is part of a chain of restaurants from Dallas, I believe.

Pappas family. I believe they broke out of the refrigeration bidness in Houston. I went to Jr. high with a Pappas whose dad was a Houston restaurant inspector. Almost every bar-b-q joint in Houston was owned by a greek back in the day, and yes, that family does have bar b q too.

Posted by: DanMan at September 16, 2019 04:06 PM (XTiHL)

367 What's " Taters" Precious???
Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 04:05 PM (90T4r)


This is about ME, isn't it?

Posted by: Tater Stelter at September 16, 2019 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

368 Right, they can be had indoors too, though eating
them is still a messy proposition. I'm thinking of ordinary people
buying pounds of the little buggers and cooking 'em up at home, then
dumping them on newspapers on a table in the back yard.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 04:04 PM (ClOmq)

Buy? No. Catch by the 5 gallon bucket loads? Yes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 04:06 PM (jYnPD)

369 308 AOC gets nomination in 2024 if biden loses.

Posted by: raimondo at September 16, 2019 04:06 PM (To04H)

370 Where's Ben Roethlisberger??? You guys seem to know him.

I wonder if he wants to do rehab with me. I would ask Michelle Fields but I figure Ben could help me more for Dancing With the Stars.

Posted by: christie brinkley at September 16, 2019 04:06 PM (Dh1wo)

371 I smell Gelfling!

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at September 16, 2019 04:06 PM (iCClr)

372 PDT: "I never want to hear that we are low on ammunition from you ever again. No President should EVER have to hear that from one of his generals. And I'm making sure that will never happen again."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at September 16, 2019 04:06 PM (ufFY8)

373 349 If Warren get's the nomination and uses a box, Trump should insist that he gets a box to...same height as Warren's.
Posted by: WisRich at September 16, 2019 04:01 PM (G0vdT)

On searching this a bit, I found at least assertions that Klobuchar, Harris, AND Castro were all standing on boxes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 04:04 PM (zmxYi)
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I went to story link and saw the stage sweep of the candidates. I'm guessing she had one too. She's only 5' 9" and was standing next to Biden.

Posted by: WisRich at September 16, 2019 04:06 PM (G0vdT)

374 337 I had to write the Pythagorean Theorem out 100 times on the blackboard. Got to hand it to mean ol' Mrs. Fratello though...I still remember it, word for word!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 04:01 PM (u//oP)


I got into it last week with a Canadian that kept telling my a distance between two points was Z because his computer told him so. I kept telling him (over and over and over) that the X and Y components that he gave me did not result Z. Finally I exclaimed to him "the Pythagorean theorem has NOT been repealed" . His reply yet again "well that is what my computer says". My head still hurts from hitting it against my desk.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 16, 2019 04:06 PM (kUmUV)

375 Ah, I see we have verb-optional raimando today.

354 Donny Two Scoops is talking to the press now.
He doesn't take any shit from them.

It's great.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at September 16, 2019 04:05 PM (ufFY


What's he talking about?

Posted by: Animatronic RBG at September 16, 2019 04:07 PM (RD7QR)

376 Trump just revealed in a live presser that we were very low on ammunition (but a stronger wording than that he was told by the military when he came into office).

He said no President should ever hear that.

Obama. The pos

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 04:07 PM (vEIlU)

377 Keep heading east and Carlsbad Cavern awaits.

Posted by: DanMan at September 16, 2019 04:01 PM (XTiHL)


East of El Paso?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 04:07 PM (zmxYi)

378 Yes, if we run Joey you'll know it's blank.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at September 16, 2019 04:07 PM (wEAiE)

379 I had to write the Pythagorean Theorem out 100 times
on the blackboard. Got to hand it to mean ol' Mrs. Fratello though...I
still remember it, word for word!





Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 04:01 PM (u//oP)

One of the few things I learned that is actually useful in everyday life!

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 16, 2019 04:07 PM (88+cf)

380 If the democrats have given up on the white vote that would free them to scream white racists loud and long. They would do that to keep blacks on the democrat plantation. But low black unemployment under Trump. The democrats are really desperate. The DNC meetings must be like Hitlers bunker.

Posted by: The Second Daily Post at September 16, 2019 04:08 PM (fOqG5)

381 372
PDT: "I never want to hear that we are low on ammunition from you ever
again. No President should EVER have to hear that from one of his
generals. And I'm making sure that will never happen again."



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at September 16, 2019 04:06 PM (ufFY

PDT channeling MAE.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 04:08 PM (jYnPD)

382 376 Trump just revealed in a live presser that we were very low on ammunition (but a stronger wording than that he was told by the military when he came into office).

He said no President should ever hear that.

Obama. The pos
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 04:07 PM (vEIlU)


The Donald should give Mark Andrew Edwards a call then....

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 04:08 PM (90T4r)

383 My favorite restaurant up here is Pappadeaux's Seafood Kitchen, which is part of a chain of restaurants from Dallas, I believe.

Pappas family. I believe they broke out of the refrigeration bidness in Houston. I went to Jr. high with a Pappas whose dad was a Houston restaurant inspector. Almost every bar-b-q joint in Houston was owned by a greek back in the day, and yes, that family does have bar b q too.
Posted by: DanMan at September 16, 2019 04:06 PM (XTiHL)

Pappadeaux
Pappas Bros Steakhouse
Pappacitos
Pappas Seafood

All solid places

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2019 04:08 PM (M+Lyo)

384 368 Right, they can be had indoors too, though eating
them is still a messy proposition. I'm thinking of ordinary people
buying pounds of the little buggers and cooking 'em up at home, then
dumping them on newspapers on a table in the back yard.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 04:04 PM (ClOmq)

Buy? No. Catch by the 5 gallon bucket loads? Yes.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019


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*

Cheaper still . . . and since it would mean more time spent outdoors in this greasepit of a state, I'll pass on that too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 04:08 PM (ClOmq)

385 I got into it last week with a Canadian that kept telling my a distance between two points was Z because his computer told him so. I kept telling him (over and over and over) that the X and Y components that he gave me did not result Z. Finally I exclaimed to him "the Pythagorean theorem has NOT been repealed" . His reply yet again "well that is what my computer says". My head still hurts from hitting it against my desk.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 16, 2019 04:06 PM (kUmUV)


Spherical trigonometry != plane trigonometry. Maybe that accounts for the discrepancy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 04:08 PM (zmxYi)

386 Oops forgot Pappas BBQ

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 16, 2019 04:09 PM (M+Lyo)

387 PDT is having a presser with some dude (the press are not asking HIM questions! lol), and he is answering questions. Started with Iran/Saudi attack, now meandering and finishing up.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at September 16, 2019 04:09 PM (ufFY8)

388 Evil RBG sockoff

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 04:09 PM (RD7QR)

389 Posted by: DanMan at September 16, 2019 04:06 PM (XTiHL)

Worst bbq sauce in the city.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 04:09 PM (hN5g8)

390 Cat Ass Trophy

Pussy butt with a shiny thing WTF does that even mean? Are you speaking tweeker? You need to run that through a translator. I for one don't speak the language of your tribe

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 16, 2019 04:09 PM (9Vttv)

391 >>Pappadeaux
Pappas Bros Steakhouse
Pappacitos
Pappas Seafood


'The Poppi, he's a gonna make a special a pizza for you!'

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 04:09 PM (yBOIx)

392
They hate us with a passion.

Not just disagreement, but burning hate.


My question is why? What did working people do to them?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 03:28 PM (sy5kK)







It's all revenge, because Daddy grounded them for a week after they got caught smoking weed in their room.

And for that, Daddy and everyone like him must DIE.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2019 04:10 PM (veoSD)

393 Spherical trigonometry != plane trigonometry. Maybe that accounts for the discrepancy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 04:08 PM (zmxYi)


Turned out he had a tag wrong in his drawing and he was getting the distance to the wrong point.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 16, 2019 04:10 PM (kUmUV)

394 364 "And it is a prehistoric coral reef."

Wait....

At some point, the oceans were higher than now?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 04:06 PM (cqNba)

Most of Texas and almost all of the plains up past where Canada is now were once a great shallow sea, where the mosasaurs frolicked and the hadrosaurs played.

No ice anywhere on the planet, 9 degrees warmer than today, and it's estimated that there were TWICE as many living things on the Earth then than there are today. It's almost like the warmer things get, the more Life likes it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 04:10 PM (Kpl3J)

395 377 Keep heading east and Carlsbad Cavern awaits.

Posted by: DanMan at September 16, 2019 04:01 PM (XTiHL)

East of El Paso?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019


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*

East and a bit north. The Guadalupe Mountains in Texas are the same range where the Carlsbad Caverns Park sits in New Mexico. East to Guadalupe Mountains, then north to Carlsbad.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 04:10 PM (ClOmq)

396 Crawfish = Bass Bait

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 04:10 PM (gmo/4)

397 Trump just revealed in a live presser that we were very low on ammunition (but a stronger wording than that he was told by the military when he came into office).

He said no President should ever hear that.




Transfer a billion or two rounds from the Department of Education.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 04:10 PM (iCClr)

398 "One of the few things I learned that is actually useful in everyday life!"

Righty...tighty

Lefty...loosey


Another very handy thing to know.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 04:10 PM (cqNba)

399 At some point, the oceans were higher than now?





Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Read that some archeologists are upset that the earliest N. American sites are under 200 ft of ocean.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 16, 2019 04:10 PM (LOq4H)

400 So funny.

I'm short. Nobody takes me seriously!
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 04:06 PM (yBOIx)


"Stand up when I'm talking to you! What? You ARE standing up? Oh. Sorry."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 04:10 PM (zmxYi)

401 384

Cheaper still . . . and since it would mean more time spent outdoors in this greasepit of a state, I'll pass on that too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 04:08 PM (ClOmq)


Greasepit is a rather catchy nickname ......

Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019 04:11 PM (90T4r)

402 397 Trump just revealed in a live presser that we were very low on ammunition (but a stronger wording than that he was told by the military when he came into office).

He said no President should ever hear that.



Transfer a billion or two rounds from the Department of Education.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 04:10 PM (iCClr)

=========

He was probably talking about bombs.

I suddenly believe that the Department of Education has bombs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:11 PM (DjIxe)

403 Pappas main competition is Fertitta's restaurants.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 04:11 PM (hN5g8)

404 comment not found

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:11 PM (DjIxe)

405 "Here's why the "let's win without working-class whites" mentality doesn't hold water for Dems."

That's maybe true for now. In a couple of decades, when whites become a voting minority, it's all over.

A couple decades after that, the pogroms begin.

Demographic trends are not our friend.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 16, 2019 04:12 PM (mk9aG)

406 Being short is quite awful, if you're a dude.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 04:12 PM (NWiLs)

407 We have a Pappas Seafood here as well.

Damn good crab cakes.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 04:12 PM (cqNba)

408

you know

NOOD

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 04:12 PM (vEIlU)

409 404 comment not found
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:11 PM


When you're good, you're good.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

410 Turned out he had a tag wrong in his drawing and he was getting the distance to the wrong point.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 16, 2019 04:10 PM (kUmUV)


So stupidity is once again the go-to explanation for an anomalous result.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 04:12 PM (zmxYi)

411 Cheaper still . . . and since it would mean more time spent outdoors in this greasepit of a state, I'll pass on that too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 04:08 PM (ClOmq)


Greasepit is a rather catchy nickname ......
Posted by: kraken at September 16, 2019


*
*

Good idea. Instead of "Sportsman's Paradise," the license plates should be stamped:

"Louisiana -- Greasepit of America"!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 04:12 PM (ClOmq)

412 Trump just revealed in a live presser that we were very low on ammunition (but a stronger wording than that he was told by the military when he came into office).

He said no President should ever hear that.



Transfer a billion or two rounds from the Department of Education.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 04:10 PM (iCClr)

=========

He was probably talking about bombs.

I suddenly believe that the Department of Education has bombs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:11 PM (DjIxe)



Another setup.
And addendum to the coup.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 04:13 PM (vEIlU)

413 Righty...tighty
Lefty...loosey
Another very handy thing to know.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 04:10 PM (cqNba)


Except for the left side lug nuts on a 1970's era Plymouth.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 16, 2019 04:13 PM (kUmUV)

414 The oceans levels were once higher? Next, you'll be telling me CO2 levels were also higher and there were more species alive then too.

Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 04:13 PM (gmo/4)

415 Read that some archeologists are upset that the earliest N. American sites are under 200 ft of ocean.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at September 16, 2019 04:10 PM (LOq4H)

WTF? The entire Midwest plains were underwater at one time. Did you mean to say ' once were under 200 ft of water' ?

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 04:13 PM (hN5g8)

416 409 404 comment not found
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:11 PM

When you're good, you're good.
Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

=========

You have any idea how ridiculous one can look when you miss the number?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 04:14 PM (DjIxe)

417 Yeah, I think so, although I've forgotten who had the over and who had the under!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 04:05 PM (zmxYi)

You had the over. I'm the one who's not expecting a lot of misbehavior at the Commie Convention, unless they're disguised as alt-white supremacists.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2019 04:16 PM (+18sB)

418 In fact we should start calling the Lily Left the "alt-white".

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2019 04:17 PM (+18sB)

419
369 308 AOC gets nomination in 2024 if biden loses.

Posted by: raimondo at September 16, 2019 04:06 PM (To04H)









She'll barely be eligible in 2024, by about 3 weeks on election day by my count. Even the Democrat Party isn't that stupid.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2019 04:18 PM (veoSD)

420 FACT: the department of education has more F22 fighters than the US Air Force.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 04:24 PM (dNzKv)

421 Appleton is nice and it was the birth place of Houdini!

Posted by: Chillin the most at September 16, 2019 04:29 PM (lonOK)

422 "FACT: the department of education has more F22 fighters than the US Air Force."

We rate this claim as 'true'.

Posted by: sNopes at September 16, 2019 04:45 PM (cqNba)

423 GOP plays it safe, doesn't go for the ball. Errs on the side of caution. Never overplays it's hand.

Dems stage a 3 year temper tantrum.
Dems assault people with bike locks
Dems attempt a soft coup

America now views Dems THE SAME as the GOP

Will the "civilized" Republicans ever learn?

Posted by: Fenrisulven at September 16, 2019 05:26 PM (Ad2sq)

424 I don't understand how we keep losing by 3 when we play a Prevent Defense for 4 quarters! It's crazy!

Posted by: GOP Strategary Dept at September 16, 2019 05:44 PM (Ad2sq)

425 Don't give the clowns advice. They might accidentally discover reality and then what happens?

Posted by: BJ54 at September 16, 2019 07:16 PM (yskn5)

Mika Brzezinsky of the Conspiracy-Addled MSNBC: Say, Maybe Barron Trump Isn't Actually Donald Trump's Son

People who went to (mediocre) colleges, and only as a legacy enrollee to boot, are just better at thinking than the general public.

"Morning Joe' co-host Mika Brzezinski floated the idea Friday that President Donald Trump might not really be Barronís father.

During a segment recapping Thursday evening's Democratic primary debate, Brzezinski made the suggestion and then pressed the issue when her co-host and husband Joe Scarborough tried to change the subject.

...

"Maybe it is Melania's son," Brzezinski chimed in.

"It is Melania's son," Scarborough repeated.

"That's what he was saying, it was just her son," Brzezinski pressed. "That's just what he said."

"Let me get back to Biden because I don't know what youíre saying," Scarborough tried to change the subject.

"He didn't remember Barron's name or --" Brzezinski continued.

"Just stop," Scarborough persisted.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:19 PM




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1

"It"??

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2019 02:20 PM (ABuzZ)

2 hola compadres y comadres

Posted by: yacht rocker at September 16, 2019 02:21 PM (B+t5k)

3

Maybe he's Sarah Palin's son.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2019 02:21 PM (aKsyK)

4 >>That's what he was saying, it was just her son


Someone needs to explain to her how this sort of thing works.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 02:21 PM (yBOIx)

5 "It"??

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2019 02:20 PM (ABuzZ)

I noticed that too. What a sleazy whore she is.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2019 02:21 PM (wYseH)

6 Jesus, what I would give to see Melania bitch slap Mika into next Tuesday.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 02:21 PM (RD7QR)

7 Is this how they're finally responding to their hatred of being called cucks in the figurative sense? By calling Trump a cuck in the literal one?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2019 02:21 PM (e/H31)

8 Vapidity demonstrated.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at September 16, 2019 02:21 PM (Vy7tf)

9 "mediocre college"

heh. Williams people are pretty impressed with themselves. But, seriously, why?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (NVYyb)

10 Mika's brilliance is dazzling.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (+qBkz)

11 3

Maybe he's Sarah Palin's son.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2019 02:21 PM (aKsyK)

or Bristols

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (JFO2v)

12 Somewhere in the Great Beyond, Zombie Zbignew weeps.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (ujg0T)

13 dam sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (JFO2v)

14 >>"Just stop," Scarborough persisted.


"Don't get hysterical," he continued.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (yBOIx)

15 Jesus, what I would give to see Melania bitch slap Mika into next Tuesday.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 02:21 PM (RD7QR)
++++++++++++
I suspect that Melania doesn't do that kind of thing herself. I reckon she has people for that.

Still wanna see it!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (e/H31)

16 Scarborough has been showing minor signs of intelligence lately.

I wonder if the Magickal Polish Pussy has lost its power over him.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (IRd4p)

17 Trump needs to tweet out about RBG health and if she should be removed for health reasons.




sit back and enjoy the ride.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (dKiJG)

18 Mika provably is an adulterous with two daughters, she might want to check her glass house first.

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (xbWHd)

19 The depths of depravity they have sunk to. They are afraid of a teenage boy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (jYnPD)

20 Anybody that's taken a single look at Barron knows he's Donnie's kid.


Mika's a piece of work.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (QMIRN)

21 10
Mika's brilliance is dazzling.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (+qBkz)
Clearly her elevator doesn't go to the top floor.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (N39Ws)

22 Mika's clock is tolling midnight.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (iCClr)

23 They'd better bring in consulting gynecologist Andrew Sullivan for a second opinion.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (ppBhU)

24 Oh that Meeka, always causing trouble.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (R4unc)

25 Mariono's the greatest pitcher of all time



CALL ME, DAMMIT

Posted by: Kurt at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (AQBtr)

26 Imma guessing Mika and Joe found themselves in the midst of a slow news week. Maybe they could ask Chelsea who's your daddy?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (2LelM)

27 So, Trump is both a womanizer AND a cuck.

The man is amazing! He embodied the extremes in every direction!

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (Q3dyo)

28 Maybe he's Sarah Palin's son.
______________

I'm on it!

Damn it, where's my speculum?

Posted by: Charles Johnson at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (k4dH2)

29 Mika was clearly getting over excited. Joe should have told her to go make him a sandwich until you calmed down.

Posted by: Sam Darnold at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (ZLI7S)

30 When your crazy ass is too much for Ole Dead Intern.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (LgJhO)

31 Aside from the fact that the kid looks just like him, sure, go with that.


Also, Mika should talk more about people cheating on their spouses. She has a vast experience or so I hear.

Posted by: huerfano at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (9dnxb)

32
Alternate poat title for thread below:

Now The Fake News Seizes On The Lies In The "Kavanaugh Dossier"

That's what that bullshit book is: a oppo research fan-fiction dossier.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (ABuzZ)

33 Wait, we can't gender someone. Maybe he's her and the Donald's daughter. Gendering is a federal crime now, I think.

Posted by: NCKate at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (lknvV)

34 Mika Brezinski is definitely her mothers daughter, but her father was always away. Milkman baby?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (NVYyb)

35 The depths of depravity they have sunk to. They are afraid of a teenage boy.



First Citizen Barron Trump will give them reason to fear.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (iCClr)

36 I suspect that Melania doesn't do that kind of thing herself. I reckon she has people for that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (e/H31)

Like Nick Searcy and his bitches?

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (Ez6QX)

37 If he didn't have children from his various wives that would make sense as an interpretation.

Posted by: Someguy at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (Wj9tV)

38 15
Jesus, what I would give to see Melania bitch slap Mika into next Tuesday.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 02:21 PM (RD7QR)

++++++++++++

I suspect that Melania doesn't do that kind of thing herself. I reckon she has people for that.



Still wanna see it!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (e/H31)
Want to make a dent in the federal debt? Sell tickets to this.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (N39Ws)

39 How many weiners did Mika grab in college? More than me?

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (sBpNT)

40 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

41 dammit

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (ZLI7S)

42 Geez; recycling is supposed to be good, I get it. But recycling smears? First with failed Animal House script ideas, and now with bastardy charges from the "if it feels good, do it" set?

Posted by: zombie Grigori Potemkin at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (5ztcy)

43 We need to stay away from those Craaaaazy right wing conspiracy theories like Pedo Isle! Now, for more about Barron Trump...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (KZzsI)

44 The kid's the spittin' image of young DJT.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (u//oP)

45 The depths of depravity they have sunk to. They are afraid of a teenage boy. the true heir to House Trump and the Eagle Throne.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


Fix'd.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Make Anatolia Greek Again
at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (AM1GF)

46 This is the kind of baseless crap from deranged twits that has destroyed any media respectability. It's like they turned over the networks to mentally handicapped 8 year olds.

Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (wxC/u)

47 > Mika Brezinski is definitely her mothers daughter, but her father was always away. Milkman baby?

She doesn't really look all that much like Zbig, that's for sure.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (IRd4p)

48 22 Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (iCClr)

She's 52 that hole is as dry as the Mojave....
Thank God imagine her and Beaker's progeny...

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (xbWHd)

49 They ignore all the stumbles and gaffes Biden does every day, but Trump stumbles over one word when he's speaking off the cuff, and THIS is how they go wild over it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (Kpl3J)

50 Who knew that a dirty home wrecking whore would project like that.

Posted by: Guzalot at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (prSvo)

51 >>dammit


Broke the bong?

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (yBOIx)

52 Mika has contained multitudes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (iCClr)

53 Wait...

Mika isn't really Trump's son?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (cqNba)

54 So, Joe and his whore are now playing "good cop, bad whore" for everyone now?

Interesting.

Joe, what's it like to murder a young intern and cover it up and not be prosecuted for it?

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

55 I saw Mika put her dick in some girls face at a frat party.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (dNzKv)

56 "uhhhh..... shut up, Beavis."

Posted by: Joe "Butthead" Scarborough at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (AURKQ)

57 Mika, "I'll have the foot long."
Brett Kavanaugh stars in:

LONG DUCK DONG, BACK TO SCHOOL


Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (gmo/4)

58 Man, am I glad I don't have cable.

Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (Pqytn)

59 What amazes me is that these fuckin idiots are embarrased to say many of the things they say? Which leads me to believe that in that echo chamber they all travel in, this shit is excepted as Gospel.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (p0A33)

60 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (arJlL)

61 In a just world this women would be behind an ox guiding a plow thru a potato field somewhere in Poland.

Posted by: Whatchulookingat? at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (y6v9s)

62 Barron looks more like his father's side of the family than his mother's.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2019 02:26 PM (wiXsO)

63 28 Maybe he's Sarah Palin's son.

That was Andrew Powerglutes Sullivan, but I'm sure Jharles the hideously obese shut-in bought into it as well.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 02:26 PM (u//oP)

64

Mika is POTUS' sister...

He fucked her in an elevator sometime back, before they knew the truth.

Now she's pissed.

Posted by: The Kav at September 16, 2019 02:26 PM (UFLLM)

65 I wonder what the traditional response of a beautiful Slovenian woman is, when insults like these are thrown. Especially responses involving edged weapons.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 16, 2019 02:26 PM (C1Lsn)

66 Brett did it with his giant dick.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 16, 2019 02:26 PM (88+cf)

67 57
Mika, "I'll have the foot long."
Brett Kavanaugh stars in:

LONG DUCK DONG, BACK TO SCHOOL




Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (gmo/4)

No more yanky my wankie. Donger need food.


Posted by: Long Duk Dong at September 16, 2019 02:26 PM (jYnPD)

68 First with failed Animal House script ideas, and now with bastardy charges from the "if it feels good, do it" set?

Yeah that's the contrast I made on my blog once, these are the same people who pushed the free sex lifestyle and wrote all those movies, and now they're shocked, SHOCKED that some teenager might have made a move on a girl at a party!!!1!1! have you ever???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2019 02:27 PM (KZzsI)

69 I feel bad for Mika.

1. She's illiterate.

2. She is not attractive.

3. She knows she's doomed to share the same fate as Joe's intern.

It's only a matter of time.

SAD!

Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2019 02:27 PM (ePjOB)

70 These people are fucking retarded. And DailyCaller is a total dogshit website.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:27 PM (NWiLs)

71 20 Anybody that's taken a single look at Barron knows he's Donnie's kid.

______________


Yep, he has his dad's coloring, and his dad's mouth (same shape, that is). All you have to do is look at the kid to know whose he is.

Mika's fantasies are pathetic.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 16, 2019 02:27 PM (k4dH2)

72 > In a just world this women would be behind an ox guiding a plow thru an (untouched WWII minefield) somewhere in Poland.

Fixed that for you.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:27 PM (IRd4p)

73 Justice, is in the palm of my hand, and it's waiting here for you.....

Posted by: Ozzy Kavanaugh at September 16, 2019 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

74 put your swim cap back on Esther Williams

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 02:28 PM (FZYNt)

75 Has she ever took a look at Chelsea Clinton?

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 02:28 PM (ZCEU2)

76 "Just stop"!

When you've lost murderin' Joe, you're really lost.

Does Mika have time to pre-game that morning show she hosts with murderin' Joe? How else to explain her goofiness?

Posted by: Boots at September 16, 2019 02:28 PM (oGBso)

77 The bleach has soaked through into her brain.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 02:28 PM (A2Uq6)

78 Eh? Any idiot with functional eyesight can see how much Barron resembles DJT.

Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 02:28 PM (a0IVu)

79 According to Mika, Trump has destroyed civil discourse and civility in the U. S.

Same crazy bitch who stomped off set whenever Sarah Palin's name was ever mentioned.

Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:28 PM (ptqGC)

80 I got it. Maybe Barron is actually Stormy Daniels' kid!! Trump drugged her for nine months, out popped Barron and they put Stormy back on the pole where she woke up like nothing ever happened.

Except her cooch was a little sore. Which could have been anything.

Uterus Highjacking!!!

And now to the financial desk for our look at the DOW Jones Index.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 02:29 PM (LgJhO)

81 69 I feel bad for Mika.

1. She's illiterate.

2. She is not attractive.

3. She knows she's doomed to share the same fate as Joe's intern.


4. Bloody chin job.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 02:29 PM (u//oP)

82 The Mikaman also ringsa twice.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at September 16, 2019 02:29 PM (Vy7tf)

83

Mika choked on my wang one time.

Doggie Style.

Posted by: The Kav at September 16, 2019 02:29 PM (UFLLM)

84 #believeallwomen

Posted by: BacktoGA at September 16, 2019 02:29 PM (GX3JQ)

85 The depths of depravity they have sunk to. They are afraid of a teenage boy.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (jYnPD)
++++++++++++++
Have you seen him? Baron's a freaking giant. In a few more years, I *definitely* wouldn't want to brawl with him...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2019 02:29 PM (e/H31)

86 It's a sad state of affairs when Joe Scarborough is the voice of reason

Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2019 02:29 PM (Izzlo)

87 Joe must have a fever.

Bitch slapping his wife on national TV and high fiving Mollie Hemingway for calling out the NYT on the Kavanaugh story.

Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2019 02:29 PM (cF8AT)

88 Yesterday, my husband said, "Your son called and he's coming by."

I'll sometimes say the same thing to D'oh: "Your son is coming over to watch baseball with you."

It's just a thing.

Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:30 PM (ptqGC)

89 Imagine the reaction of the left if anyone suggested sasha and malia weren't obummers kids.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 02:30 PM (d7Ww2)

90 12 Somewhere in the Great Beyond, Zombie Zbignew weeps.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (ujg0T)


I doubt it. He served under Johnson and Carter. He must have been accustomed to retardation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 02:30 PM (A2Uq6)

91 69 I feel bad for Mika.

1. She's illiterate.

2. She is not attractive.

3. She knows she's doomed to share the same fate as Joe's intern.


4. Bloody chin job.

------------

5. She has to listen to Joe's music every night.

Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 02:30 PM (sX1BW)

92 86 It's a sad state of affairs when Joe Scarborough is the voice of reason
Posted by: josephistan

I was thinking the exact same thing

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 16, 2019 02:30 PM (FZYNt)

93 85 The depths of depravity they have sunk to. They are afraid of a teenage boy.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (jYnPD)
++++++++++++++
Have you seen him? Baron's a freaking giant. In a few more years, I *definitely* wouldn't want to brawl with him...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2019 02:29 PM (e/H31)

By the time he gets to college he'll terrorize downtown Tokyo

Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2019 02:30 PM (Izzlo)

94 She's seen Scarborough's dick.

That's gotten at least one woman killed, mind you.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 02:31 PM (orQOl)

95 88 Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:30 PM (ptqGC)

Eh Mrs Doh, "My wife's son" denotes something a little more NRO going on.

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 02:31 PM (xbWHd)

96 89 Imagine the reaction of the left if anyone suggested sasha and malia weren't obummers kids.
Posted by: nurse ratched

no kidding

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at September 16, 2019 02:31 PM (FZYNt)

97 61 In a just world this women would be behind an ox guiding a plow thru a potato field somewhere in Poland.
Posted by: Whatchulookingat? at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (y6v9s)

Would rather have cow. Eats less, makes less noise.

Posted by: Polish farmer at September 16, 2019 02:31 PM (RD7QR)

98 I'm very glad I don't have this channel on my cable setup. I'd continually have to snap it off in disgust. Not good for either my blood pressure or the condition of the remote.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 02:31 PM (ClOmq)

99 my guess is this crap is scripted ... gotta keep the soap opera watchers busy with the latest buzz and gossip.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2019 02:31 PM (Cus5s)

100 GM Workers go on strike.

They want more money.

They want better insurance.

They want to destroy GM.

Good thing Owebama bailed them out so they had jobs......

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

101 89 Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 02:30 PM (d7Ww2)

Strychnine and Malaria belong to whomever Worf impregnated.

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (xbWHd)

102
LOL. If Barron's not his son, then Don Jr's in some deep shit, cuz that kid is DEFINITELY a Trump.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (AzW6q)

103 Joe to Mika: Honey, I hear the Katyn Forest is lovely in the fall....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (ejd/p)

104 Oh, Chelsea is definitely Hubble's kid.

That shit is just obvious.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (LgJhO)

105 Trump was asked why Melania was concerned about vaping and he said something like "She has a son". This is what the left did with it.

Posted by: zmdavid at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (xqRaG)

106 Now do Chelsea Clinton.

Posted by: Vanya at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (mzS5s)

107 Barron Trump is the same age as my daughter. He seems to be about 1 and a half ft taller than my girl.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (myjNJ)

108 89 Imagine the reaction of the left if anyone suggested sasha and malia weren't obummers kids.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 02:30 PM (d7Ww2)


You mean they were? Who knew.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (kUmUV)

109 100 Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

They can want whatever they want, they are not getting anymore taxpayer dollars for at least another two years.

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (xbWHd)

110 you go Mika. milk this lode for all it's worth.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (uF/4L)

111 85 The depths of depravity they have sunk to. They are afraid of a teenage boy.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (jYnPD)
++++++++++++++
Have you seen him? Baron's a freaking giant. In a few more years, I *definitely* wouldn't want to brawl with him...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2019 02:29 PM (e/H31)

Why are they afraid? I can sum it up with some Sabaton lyrics.

"You said I was too young to rule the world? Yes, but you failed to understand Born To Rule. My time has come!"

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 16, 2019 02:33 PM (J+mig)

112 UK law banning the eating of dogs and cats
blocked for fear of offending East Asians and Obama.

https://tinyurl.com/y4oygecu

Posted by: McCool at September 16, 2019 02:33 PM (KvRqW)

113 The left is trying everything now.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 16, 2019 02:33 PM (TdMsT)

114 @NatashaBertrand

NEW If Andrew McCabe ultimately does face charges he'll have some big names lined up as character witnesses. Over a dozen high-ranking ex-officials have committed to defending him, including Eric Holder, John Brennan, James Clapper and Susan Rice.

I think I spot a flaw in this plan, Natasha.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2019 02:33 PM (ZLI7S)

115 And I said, "COrn hole! Put on your flippers!"

Posted by: dagny at September 16, 2019 02:33 PM (nRWPy)

116 Somewhere in the Great Beyond, Zombie Zbignew weeps.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (ujg0T)

A good friend of my family knew Zbignew very well. He said he wasn't a bad guy, just really, really dumb.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2019 02:33 PM (wYseH)

117 104 Oh, Chelsea is definitely Hubble's kid.

That shit is just obvious.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I wouldn't be so sure Wilbur

Posted by: Mr.Ed at September 16, 2019 02:33 PM (FZYNt)

118 Good thing Owebama bailed them out so they had jobs......

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

And gave them an ownership stake, so they are striking against their own interests. lol fucking shit midas.

Posted by: Long Duk Dong at September 16, 2019 02:33 PM (jYnPD)

119 And if Barron wasn't Trump's kid, Trump would certainly be an outstanding guy for raising him like he is.

Step Dad Lottery Winner!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 02:33 PM (LgJhO)

120 106 Now do Chelsea Clinton.
Posted by: Vanya at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (mzS5s)


Oh yes.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (TdMsT)

121 If we play this game, then I need Montel to tell me who is Trudeau's daddy.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (u7GEr)

122 Trouble brewing. That one will be ugly.

Posted by: Quilp at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (Bf3hj)

123 I bet she talks during sex.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (hr5kG)

124 Joe must have a fever.

Bitch slapping his wife on national TV and high fiving Mollie Hemingway for calling out the NYT on the Kavanaugh story.
Posted by: Tami


I had a hand in this. You're welcome.

Posted by: Capt. Obvious at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (5ztcy)

125 96
89 Imagine the reaction of the left if anyone suggested sasha and malia weren't obummers kids.

Posted by: nurse ratched

They aren't and Mootch said so. Turkey Baster Babies and she refused to confirm the sperm donors...

Posted by: Pendulous Richard at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (UFLLM)

126 Trump was asked why Melania was concerned about vaping and he said something like "She has a son". This is what the left did with it.

------------

An entirely normal response.

So it this common exchange:

Random Person - "Hey your son just said the f-word."

Dad - "Not my son, maybe her's" (pointing to his wife).

Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (sX1BW)

127 104 Oh, Chelsea is definitely Hubble's kid.

That shit is just obvious.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (LgJhO)


Phew. So I'm off the hook?

Posted by: Mr. Ed at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (A2Uq6)

128 They can want whatever they want, they are not getting anymore taxpayer dollars for at least another two years.
Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (xbWHd)


Local DFW news interviewed someone.....

"deez people had to work 6 and 7 days a week!!!! They barely had time with dey kids....Give them what dey want!!!"

Uh huh......

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

129 Pretty sure Melania didn't use a turkey baster to get preggers.

*cough* Moochelle

Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (ptqGC)

130 Trump stands atop Trump Tower every every and ejaculates mightily into the breeze. The spermatozoa dissipate throughout the air, and as a result the atmosphere on the eastern seaboard is 1.2% Trump Sperm. Any woman outdoors not wearing panties is at risk of getting impregnated by Trump. Latest estimates say that between 2,000 and 3,000 pregnancies per hour are caused by Trump airborne jizz.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (Q3dyo)

131 every every = every night

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 02:35 PM (Q3dyo)

132 So what is Mika trying to say about Melania?
Melania should kick that crusty whore's dirty ass but she's too classy.

Posted by: Fritz at September 16, 2019 02:35 PM (2Mnv1)

133 117 104 Oh, Chelsea is definitely Hubble's kid.

That shit is just obvious.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I wouldn't be so sure Wilbur
Posted by: Mr.Ed at September 16, 2019 02:33 PM (FZYNt)


I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 16, 2019 02:35 PM (TdMsT)

134 Imagine the reaction of the left if anyone suggested sasha and malia weren't obummers kids.

Posted by: nurse ratched


Michelle has a penis, so.........

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

135
With the way that Barron and his parents have been treated, they better pray he doesn't ever become President... because if he does, he is most definitely going all Ivan Grozny on every one of their boyar asses.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 02:35 PM (AzW6q)

136 I used to watch cable news in the morning, but no longer.. I can barely get through Sefton's links! And by that, I mean read them, much less go to all of those links!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 16, 2019 02:35 PM (so+oy)

137 Phew. So I'm off the hook?
Posted by: Mr. Ed at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (A2Uq6)

Maybe, but you still have to answer for Sarah Jessica Parker.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 02:35 PM (u//oP)

138 I wouldn't be so sure Wilbur
Posted by: Mr.Ed at September 16, 2019 02:33 PM (FZYNt)


Sorry, just saw this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 02:35 PM (A2Uq6)

139 Chelsea looks like Alfred E. Neumann in drag.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:36 PM (IRd4p)

140 Mika should have moted genetic expert Andrew Sullivan on the show to back her up.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:36 PM (hr5kG)

141 123 I bet she talks during sex.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (hr5kG)

then you are holding her head wrong

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2019 02:36 PM (JFO2v)

142 Progs keep throwing dried turds at the wall hoping something will stick. I don't see the political relevance here though.

Posted by: Speller at September 16, 2019 02:36 PM (pSotA)

143 With the way that Barron and his parents have been
treated, they better pray he doesn't ever become President... because if
he does, he is most definitely going all Ivan Grozny on every one of
their boyar asses.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 02:35 PM (AzW6q)


*perks up*

Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:36 PM (ptqGC)

144 Turkey Baster Babies and she refused to confirm the sperm donors...

Posted by: Pendulous Richard at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (UFLLM)

Got a link to this blockbuster?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2019 02:36 PM (wYseH)

145 Just stop....or I will have to kill you

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 02:36 PM (hN5g8)

146 My 6'2" 15 year old son has a best friend who is 6'6". Both lift and play football and lax. Best thing is when I come home with a whole car full of shopping and they each carry in all they can carry, so one trip each. That's almost worth feeding them.

Posted by: dagny at September 16, 2019 02:37 PM (nRWPy)

147 Did they come up with this plan in the shower?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 02:37 PM (vEIlU)

148 Trumpenfuhrer holding a scary, norm-breaking torchlight rally in New Mexico. NM is one of my outliers for a Trump pick-up next year [NH pretty likely, NV possible, MN NM and CO a max/landslide scenario].


Dunno, but seems NM populace now has enough CA-style idiocy that they put up with *anything* done by state guvamint and the governor [the one there had a jaw-dropping moment that would have been career-ending in the America up til recently, mocking people - her own constituents - in border areas beset by gangs, violence, disease and disorder from no border and lawlessness in internal enforcement who had the temerity to complain about it]. Which makes it hard to see Trumpensieg there.



Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2019 02:37 PM (QDnY+)

149 141 123 I bet she talks during sex.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (hr5kG)

then you are holding her head wrong
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2019 02:36 PM (JFO


Try shoving your wang in her face. Works for me.

Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh, swingin' his thang at September 16, 2019 02:37 PM (u//oP)

150 > An entirely normal response.

Neither they nor any of their constituents have ever had anything like a normal family life, so they just don't get it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:37 PM (IRd4p)

151 >139
Chelsea looks like Alfred E. Neumann in drag.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:36 PM (IRd4p)


Twinsies!!

Posted by: Mary Pete at September 16, 2019 02:37 PM (sjdRT)

152

Projection, while Hillary and Chelsea are making their rounds.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 02:37 PM (vEIlU)

153
Chelsea looks like Alfred E. Neumann in drag.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:36 PM (IRd4p)


That would make her Mayor Pete's twin.

Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:37 PM (ptqGC)

154 Ward Hubble put his integrity into THAT!?

Would you even want your integrity back?

Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (tH5fk)

155 "Just stop," Scarborough persisted.

*gulp*

Posted by: Meeka, aka Lil Corn Pop at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (vtcmf)

156 112 UK law banning the eating of dogs and cats
blocked for fear of offending East Asians and Obama.

https://tinyurl.com/y4oygecu
Posted by: McCool at September 16, 2019 02:33
**************
I figured this was from the Babylon Bee... sadly it's not parody.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (wiXsO)

157 107 Barron Trump is the same age as my daughter. He seems to be about 1 and a half ft taller than my girl.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019


*
*

My gosh. He'll be physically imposing AND amazingly rich. A young Henry VIII!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (ClOmq)

158 Melania should sue her ass.

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (CeWgX)

159 Nevertheless she persisted...

...MAKING A COMPLETE ASS OF HERSELF.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (Q3dyo)

160 An entirely normal response.

So it this common exchange:

Random Person - "Hey your son just said the f-word."

Dad - "Not my son, maybe her's" (pointing to his wife).



Obligatory:



A man bought a lie detector robot. Every time the robot detects a lie, it slaps the liar. He decided to test it at dinner on his son, who he suspected of often lying to him.


DAD: Son where were you today during school hours?

SON: At school (robot slaps son) ouch! Okay okay, I went to the movies!

DAD: Which one?

SON: Harry Potter (robot slaps son again). Ow! Okay, jeez - I was watching an adult movie, okay?

DAD: What?? When I was your age I didn't even know those existed! (robot slaps Dad)

MOM: Hahaha! He is your son after all!

The Robot slaps the mother.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (iCClr)

161 Maybe we need to stop talking about what the MFM says in terms of "true" and "false". Instead, we should discuss what is the story's half life.

BTW, how many guys with brothers HAVEN'T heard their fathers called by their brothers' names? My wife says one time her father just yelled out all 4 of the kids' names to tell one to stop.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (VaN/j)

162 I guess we've reached the point where the Left will say ANYTHING. They've gone full retard.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (H8QX8)

163 Here's 16 minutes of trains smashing semis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3ZH6toUxkE

Should be good prep for PDT's tweeter response.

Posted by: Ramon at September 16, 2019 02:39 PM (FhXTo)

164 Ward Hubble put his integrity into THAT!?

Would you even want your integrity back?
Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (tH5fk)


Seems Ward was a little hard on Hillary's beav last night......

Posted by: June Cleavage at September 16, 2019 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

165 153 Chelsea looks like Alfred E. Neumann in drag.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:36 PM (IRd4p)

That would make her Mayor Pete's twin.
Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:37 PM (ptqGC)

And Ted Koppel's cousin.

Posted by: Caliban at September 16, 2019 02:39 PM (qEujL)

166 Don't watch Joe S and his Meekrat. Does he typically verbally slap her down or is the shine off the marital apple?
Joe doesn't have the best marital record. I believe he's tied with PDt for brides but Mika ain't no Melania.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 16, 2019 02:39 PM (N3JsI)

167 Latest estimates say that between 2,000 and 3,000 pregnancies per hour are caused by Trump airborne jizz.
Posted by: zombie

Vote of the squirrel committee just in...unanimous. You are a demented and twisted human being.

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 16, 2019 02:39 PM (9Vttv)

168 Mika is a screamer.

Don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 02:39 PM (tH5fk)

169 Listening to Murderin' Joe's lame-ass dad rock would drive anyone crazy.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 02:39 PM (u//oP)

170 Mariano is a class act. For a Yankee.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2019 02:39 PM (ZLI7S)

171
Melania should sue her ass.

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (CeWgX)


If memory serves, Melania has sued others and won. I'm pretty sure Mika using Barron to get in a dig at PDT would piss Melania off bigly.

Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:40 PM (ptqGC)

172 Melania should sue her ass.
Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (CeWgX)


She won't dignify the cuunt with a response.

Plus, if Trump hasn't said anything on twatter about it yet, neither of them will dignify it with a response.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

173 It is commonplace for one parent to impute complete ownership of and responsibility for a child to the other, especially when the child has "acted up" in some manner displeasing to the parent so imputing.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:40 PM (NWiLs)

174 123 I bet she talks during sex.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (hr5kG)

Joe, I really think we need to try something different. Is it in Joe? I mean, nothing we've tried so far has worked. Are you done yet Joe? Maybe if we attack Barron! Joe, finish up honey. Or aliens! We'll try aliens! Oh, and you get to sleep in the wet spot again.

Posted by: Mika at September 16, 2019 02:41 PM (RD7QR)

175 Eeyore. I'm female and grandma was known to call me by my brother's name. And don't get me started on my 3 cousins all with names starting with D. She never could keep them straight.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 16, 2019 02:41 PM (N3JsI)

176 "You said I was too young to rule the world? Yes, but you failed to understand Born To Rule. My time has come!"
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 16, 2019 02:33 PM (J+mig)

Yeah... And when King Carolus was my age, he'd been dead for five years from an acute bout of intracranial lead poisoning. Though that is a badass song.

Posted by: Vanya at September 16, 2019 02:41 PM (mzS5s)

177 Who's "leading" the GM strike? Aren't most of the UAW union officials in handcuffs as of last week?

Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2019 02:41 PM (QDnY+)

178
First Squawk @FirstSquawk
8s
PRELIMINARY INVESTIGATIONS SHOW IRANIAN WEAPONS WERE USED IN THE ARAMCO ATTACK - SAUDI FOREIGN MINISTRY
**********
Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 16, 2019 02:41 PM (BqBId)

179 Let's put it this way. Joe and Mika have a severe case of TDS. Why else would Mika post video of Joe hanging Mueller's portrait on a wall in their home?

Note to Mika: "Know Your Value"

Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:41 PM (ptqGC)

180 Some folks say punch back twice as hard. But apparently not those who the left actually punches.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (thQkh)

181 Mika is a screamer.

Don't ask me how I know.
Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 02:39 PM (tH5fk)


Porky's scream or lazy groaning?

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

182 80 I got it. Maybe Barron is actually Stormy Daniels' kid!! Trump drugged her for nine months, out popped Barron and they put Stormy back on the pole where she woke up like nothing ever happened.

Except her cooch was a little sore.
_____________

IOW, a day like any other in my business!

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (k4dH2)

183 So it this common exchange:

Random Person - "Hey your son just said the f-word."

Dad - "Not my son, maybe her's" (pointing to his wife).
Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (sX1BW)

See if this was me the answer would be. ...
Mom - "who fucking cares"

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (myjNJ)

184 So, the left accuses Trump of not fathering his son, despite "sticking it anything that moves." Yet, they wont even consider the fact that Chelsea is clearly not Bill Clinton's kid, or that Obama has never been interested in women. Got it. Makes sense.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (wGbBR)

185 Trumpenfuhrer holding a scary, norm-breaking torchlight rally in New Mexico.

--------------------------------------------------

Actually the commies used to hold political torchlight rallies all the time in American cities. Chicago had a long tradition of torchlight rallies, and indeed held one before the 2008 election of Chicago's Very Own Obama.

So torchlight parades are totes good, and it's okay for The Left to hold them. Got it.

Posted by: Boots at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (oGBso)

186 and...you know, the left...they crazy. Has anyone noticed this?

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (thQkh)

187 I'm so old that when little Georgie Suckalotcockus covered up for Obama saying and I quote "my muslim faith." There was nothing at all said nor implied about Obama actually being a muslim, which of course he was and always has been.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (pw+jk)

188 >139
Chelsea looks like Alfred E. Neumann in drag.

What, she worry?

Posted by: kactus at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (HIasT)

189 > Turkey Baster Babies

I saw Turkey Baster Babies open for Tool at the Rosemont Horizon in '95.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (IRd4p)

190 Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 16, 2019 02:41 PM (N3JsI)

You don't even need to be around a grandparent for that. I'm one of five kids. After about four your name becomes "HEY! STOP THAT!"

Posted by: Vanya at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (mzS5s)

191 I have it on good authority that Barron Trump is merely a clone.

There are hundreds more exactly like him in suspended animation pods on Level Minus-6 below the White House bunker.

The one you see now is just an experimental test run. Wait until they're ALL released.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 02:43 PM (Q3dyo)

192 Joe, I really think we need to try something different. Is it in Joe? I mean, nothing we've tried so far has worked. Are you done yet Joe? Maybe if we attack Barron! Joe, finish up honey. Or aliens! We'll try aliens! Oh, and you get to sleep in the wet spot again.
Posted by: Mika at September 16, 2019 02:41 PM (RD7QR)


He doesn't sleep in the wet spot. He reminds Mika that he's got a body count and she gets in line.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

193 163 Here's 16 minutes of trains smashing semis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3ZH6toUxkE

Damn-some good 'uns in there!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 02:43 PM (u//oP)

194 153 Chelsea looks like Alfred E. Neumann in drag.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:36 PM (IRd4p)

She really does look just like Web Hubbell.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 02:43 PM (H8QX8)

195 183 So it this common exchange:

Random Person - "Hey your son just said the f-word."

Dad - "Not my son, maybe her's" (pointing to his wife).
Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (sX1BW)

See if this was me the answer would be. ...
Mom - "who fucking cares"
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (myjNJ)

Mom: "Your son questioned me, so I beat him."
Dad: *beats son* "Don't question your mother."

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:44 PM (NWiLs)

196 >>>Listening to Murderin' Joe's lame-ass dad rock would drive anyone crazy.<<<

dad rock = corn pop

Posted by: Fritz at September 16, 2019 02:44 PM (2Mnv1)

197 that Obama has never been interested in women. Got it. Makes sense.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (wGbBR)
----------------------------------------

Which is why when Bill Ayers wrote Obama's autobiographies, he had to conjure up out of thin air a composite girlfriend for Barky, made up of all of Bill Ayers own former girlfriends.

Posted by: Boots at September 16, 2019 02:44 PM (oGBso)

198 174 123 I bet she talks during sex.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (hr5kG)


Nope

Posted by: Jeffery Epstein at September 16, 2019 02:44 PM (AQBtr)

199 I don't know who the first female comedian to use this low hanging fruit line but it cracks me up every time I've heard it.


Female comedian: I don't have any kids....at least none that I know of.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 02:44 PM (hN5g8)

200
Every day what few brain cells Mika has enter her cranial Thunder Dome two by two and only one emerges. She's on an exponential decay path to having only one brain cell at the end of this.

There can be only one!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2019 02:44 PM (6G4DD)

201 Vince Vance & The Valiants has a "Bomb Iran" song.

This could be their big break!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2019 02:44 PM (1ISKN)

202 Melania has done a hell of a good job keeping Barron out of the media spotlight, trying to give him as normal a life as possible.

And he won't be sitting front and center at WH "concerts" listening to rappers rapping about hos and pimps.

Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:45 PM (ptqGC)

203 They'll really just say the first nonsense that comes into their feeble "minds" as long as it defames The Bad Orange Man.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2019 02:45 PM (8fHBx)

204 I got it. Maybe Barron is actually Stormy Daniels' kid!! Trump drugged her for nine months, out popped Barron and they put Stormy back on the pole where she woke up like nothing ever happened.

Except her cooch was a little sore.



I call bullshit.

Like her cooter would have known.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 02:45 PM (0t+fn)

205 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2019 02:44 PM (6G4DD)

Two brain cells, and one is giving the other CPR.

Posted by: Vanya at September 16, 2019 02:45 PM (mzS5s)

206 BTW, how many guys with brothers HAVEN'T heard their fathers called by their brothers' names? My wife says one time her father just yelled out all 4 of the kids' names to tell one to stop.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (VaN/j)

My boyfriend my senior year was oldest of four boys who's names all started with the same letter. I was there once when his mom called up stairs to him, all four names before his. He yelled back down the stairs that she'd forgotten Bonnie and Buster... the cat and dog.

My mom did the same sort of thing, but she'd include pet names but only substituted pets of the proper gender for whatever kid she was calling.

I just added a series of extra consonants before getting to the right one... Za-Ga-Nancy. Called my son by my brother's name a few times.

Posted by: Synova at September 16, 2019 02:45 PM (BD/yx)

207 That's wot Scarborough gets for sticking his dick in crazy..it's not FARE he protesteth and it's getting olde if ya really wanna knoweth................
hey mika like a dancer and split man.

Posted by: saf at September 16, 2019 02:45 PM (5IHGB)

208
123 I bet she talks during sex.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (hr5kG)


There's a fix for that ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2019 02:46 PM (6G4DD)

209 Some people did something.

Wasn't me.

Nobody saw me.
You can't prove nothing.

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at September 16, 2019 02:46 PM (sBpNT)

210 An unconfirmed source says Mika used to give $10 blowjobs circa 1991.

Posted by: Amy Shumer at September 16, 2019 02:46 PM (FiUMj)

211 > Try shoving your wang in her face. Works for me.

> Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh, swingin' his thang at September 16, 2019 02:37 PM (u//oP)

Sometimes Kav even has friends volunteer to do the shoving for him, simply because it's an honor to be in the presence of the Mighty Kav Wang.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:46 PM (IRd4p)

212 Was kidding about the "torchlight" part, of course. Just like to include hints and allusions to the idiotic present day heirs of the Nazis and vermin like them, the "progressives", whose knowledge of history approaches zero and whose arrogance and authoritarian impulses approach infinity.


Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2019 02:46 PM (QDnY+)

213 I'm not saying those aren't Obama's kids.

I'm just saying Reggie Love helped in the process.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 02:46 PM (LgJhO)

214 Yet, they wont even consider the fact that Chelsea is clearly not Bill Clinton's kid, or that Obama has never been interested in women.
_________________

Didn't Michelle Obama write something in her "autobiography" about how they had trouble conceiving and had to go to a fertility clinic for help? There is probably more evidence that the Obama daughters are not Barry's than there is that Barron is not Trump's.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at September 16, 2019 02:47 PM (k4dH2)

215 I just read that Colt is out of the civilian AR15 market. Fags.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:47 PM (NWiLs)

216 > That's wot Scarborough gets for sticking his dick in crazy.

Like I said above, I think the thrill is about to wear off for him.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:47 PM (IRd4p)

217
I'm just saying Reggie Love helped in the process.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 02:46 PM (LgJhO)


He was the Master Baster?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2019 02:47 PM (6G4DD)

218 Remember when tv "news" had integrity?

Posted by: Chris W at September 16, 2019 02:48 PM (HPcI7)

219 She's trying to get Trump to blow up at her.

Posted by: m at September 16, 2019 02:48 PM (hnjoD)

220 112 UK law banning the eating of dogs and cats
blocked for fear of offending East Asians and Obama.

___

Thank Allah! Now I can enjoy a fine meal when I visit my good friend, the mayor of Londonistan.

Posted by: Barry Hussein Obama at September 16, 2019 02:48 PM (FiUMj)

221 I'm not saying those aren't Obama's kids.



I'm just saying Reggie Love helped in the process.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 02:46 PM (LgJhO)


For me, it took a village.

Posted by: Hillary ==> hotter and sweatier than a hard-ridden horse at September 16, 2019 02:48 PM (NVYyb)

222 191 I have it on good authority that Barron Trump is merely a clone.

There are hundreds more exactly like him in suspended animation pods on Level Minus-6 below the White House bunker.

The one you see now is just an experimental test run. Wait until they're ALL released.
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 02:43 PM (Q3dyo)


Don't tease me like that.

Posted by: rickl at September 16, 2019 02:48 PM (xjiRE)

223
Like I said above, I think the thrill is about to wear off for him.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:47 PM (IRd4p)

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Mika... run, bitch! Run for your life!!

Posted by: Joe's zombie Intern at September 16, 2019 02:48 PM (AzW6q)

224 123 I bet she talks during sex.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019


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That's not necessarily bad, you know. Depending on what she discourses on. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 02:48 PM (ClOmq)

225 Brennan, Holder, Clapper and company to testify as character witnesses for McCbe? ... you mean under oath and all, this should be good.... cant wait for them to be cross examined.

Posted by: Pliney at September 16, 2019 02:48 PM (nzKWW)

226 TV news never had integrity. They were just better at hiding it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2019 02:48 PM (1ISKN)

227
Didn't Michelle Obama write something in her "autobiography" about
how they had trouble conceiving and had to go to a fertility clinic for
help? There is probably more evidence that the Obama daughters are not
Barry's than there is that Barron is not Trump's.


She wrote something like she had invitro to conceive both daughters because she was concerned about miscarriages. Which makes NO sense, because you can still miscarry.

Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:48 PM (ptqGC)

228 > Didn't Michelle Obama write something in her "autobiography" about how they had trouble conceiving and had to go to a fertility clinic for help?

Bets that this "fertility clinic" had a little room containing a copy of Gay Blade magazine and a sample cup to help Barry with his "fertility problem"?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (IRd4p)

229
Didn't Michelle Obama write something in her "autobiography" about how they had trouble conceiving and had to go to a fertility clinic for help? There is probably more evidence that the Obama daughters are not Barry's than there is that Barron is not Trump's.
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at Septembe

...

Maybe they're composites.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (hr5kG)

230 I bet she talks during sex.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM

Your assuming a gag isn't involved

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (ZCEU2)

231 Glad I filled up my car early this AM
LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (p0A33)

232 Remember when even looking cross eyed at Sausage or Malaria was grounds for shooting squad?

Yep, good times, gooooood times.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (pw+jk)

233
PRELIMINARY INVESTIGATIONS SHOW IRANIAN WEAPONS WERE USED IN THE ARAMCO ATTACK - SAUDI FOREIGN MINISTRY

Where were "fast and furious" weapons used?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (aKsyK)

234 Remember when tv "news" had integrity?
Posted by: Chris W at September 16, 2019 02:48 PM (HPcI7)

No.

No, I do not.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (xPJvm)

235 I just read that Colt is out of the civilian AR15 market. Fags.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:47 PM (NWiLs)


Well, that means there will be clearance sales to get rid of them, so, their loss. My gain.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

236 Does Trump also have a Barron double, like he has a Melania double?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (FiUMj)

237 6 Jesus, what I would give to see Melania bitch slap Mika into next Tuesday.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 02:21 PM (RD7QR)

She does that just by being Melania.

Posted by: m at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (hnjoD)

238 She had blood coming out of her....whatever.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (bcbK8)

239 219. Mika is still butt hurt about that face bleeding thing from 3 years ago.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (N3JsI)

240 19†The depths of depravity they have sunk to. They are afraid of a teenage boy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (jYnPD)

And they should be. That boy will fly clean past Hitler and on to Evil Morty at this rate.

Look all I'm saying is, Melania wearing a bikini while beating Mika to death with a baseball bat is worth AT LEAST four points in Michigan. Get it done, Mr. President.

Posted by: trev006 at September 16, 2019 02:50 PM (AIfDi)

241 224 123 I bet she talks during sex.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019

*
*

That's not necessarily bad, you know. Depending on what she discourses on. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

...

You wanna volunteer to find out?

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:50 PM (hr5kG)

242 Hey Mika?

Do you know the real purpose of grinding your hoo-hah on a guy? It isn't for the tingles you sometimes get, you frigid bitch. It isn't to get the producer or network executive guy to give you a TV presenter job even though you are as dumb as a box of rocks.

It isn't even to get your co-host to abandon his wife and family for you, and to cement your co-host position even after they rediscovered that you are as dumb as an OLD Botoxed box of rocks.

No, the primary purpose of grinding your hoo-hah on a guy is so you two can produce a child, just like Donald and Melania have done with Barron.

Posted by: Mika is a Botoxed of Rocks at September 16, 2019 02:50 PM (+0uDE)

243 And shit like this is why I stopped buying Colts.

I sold my Python last year, just have the Colt upper on one of my rifles now. And...maybe a Detective Special.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 16, 2019 02:50 PM (bcbK8)

244 As a mother to half a dozen kids, I would generally call the name of the last kid who irritated me.

Or sometimes start with the first kid and work my way down.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 16, 2019 02:50 PM (+qBkz)

245 231 Glad I filled up my car early this AM
LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019


*
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I was gonna wait until Thursday, but --

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 02:51 PM (ClOmq)

246 Colt is transitioning to alcoholic beverages.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 02:51 PM (LgJhO)

247 Who was the woman who was fired for saying the Obama girls shouldn't wear their skirts so short?

The woman was right, but she was drawn and quartered for that statement.

Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:51 PM (ptqGC)

248 I just read that Colt is out of the civilian AR15 market. Fags.
Posted by: Insomniac


When they lost the military contract they could no longer compete in the civilian market.
Not with mediocre stuff.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 02:52 PM (0t+fn)

249 Some people with one brain cell live kick ass lives.

Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 02:52 PM (tH5fk)

250 235 I just read that Colt is out of the civilian AR15 market. Fags.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:47 PM (NWiLs)

Well, that means there will be clearance sales to get rid of them, so, their loss. My gain.
Posted by: Sponge at September

...

I have some vague memory of them having financial trouble. Was it even Colt still making them or someone who bought the rights to their name? Or am I just making all that up?

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:52 PM (hr5kG)

251 > Glad I filled up my car early this AM
LOL

Filled up over the weekend, and advised all close friends and family to do the same.

I've seen this movie before.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:52 PM (IRd4p)

252 Colt is transitioning to alcoholic beverages.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 02:51 PM (LgJhO)

===
In 45 caliber.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 16, 2019 02:52 PM (pw+jk)

253 241 224 123 I bet she talks during sex.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019

*
*

That's not necessarily bad, you know. Depending on what she discourses on. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

...

You wanna volunteer to find out?
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019


*
*

No. Contrary to popular opinion, my mother did not raise any stupid children. (Crazy, well, that's another topic for yet another day. But stupid? No.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 02:52 PM (ClOmq)

254 Colt is transitioning to alcoholic beverages.


Works every time.

Posted by: Billy Dee Williams at September 16, 2019 02:52 PM (iCClr)

255 Anyone with an IQ north of 75 takes one look at Trump, one look at Barron and goes yep....father and son. It's crazy how much they look aline. You'd really have to be an imbecile not to see it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 02:53 PM (FiUMj)

256 For years Colt coasted on its name brand while other manufacturers were kicking their ass with firearms that were just as good at half the price or less.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:53 PM (NWiLs)

257 219. Mika is still butt hurt about that face bleeding thing from 3 years ago.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine


Yup. That one left a mark.

Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 02:53 PM (tH5fk)

258 Glad I filled up my car early this AM

LOL



Filled up over the weekend, and advised all close friends and family to do the same.



I've seen this movie before.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:52 PM (IRd4p)

===
Did that yesterday in all my various cars. Should have brought my Jerry cans.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 16, 2019 02:53 PM (pw+jk)

259 *static*

Posted by: the steel plate in Joe's head at September 16, 2019 02:53 PM (v0R5T)

260 > Your assuming a gag isn't involved

If there's a gag involved in that relationship, I'm betting Joe is the one who wears it, while Mika sodozmizes him with a 14" black dildo.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (IRd4p)

261 @dcexaminer

They played @Metallica in the @WhiteHouse today.

@realDonaldTrump walked out with @MarianoRivera to Metallica's "Enter Sandman" like Rivera did so many times during his 19-year @MLB career.

Trump awarded Rivera the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

https://tinyurl.com/y3n68hln

Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (cF8AT)

262
I just read that Colt is out of the civilian AR15 market. Fags.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:47 PM (NWiLs)

Well, that means there will be clearance sales to get rid of them, so, their loss. My gain.
Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

-----

You obviously have never priced an AR with the pony on the side.

They are the Cadillac Cimarron of AR-15's.

Posted by: rd at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (+0uDE)

263 I thought that was tree pollen.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (u7GEr)

264 Thanks for the reminder about filling up. I'm leaving right now to get the love bugs washed off the car (again), so I'll fill up in town.

Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (ptqGC)

265 She wrote something like she had invitro to conceive both daughters because she was concerned about miscarriages. Which makes NO sense, because you can still miscarry.
______________

Yeah, that makes no sense. A woman can miscarry a baby conceived by in vitro fertilization as easily, if not more easily, than one conceived through sex.

Which makes one wonder what the real reason was for the use of IVF? Because Barry is gay and couldn't stomach the thought of having sex with Michelle? She gave a magazine interview in 2008 and said that they slept in separate beds, but she claimed that was because he was "stinky" and snored too much. But one wonders . . . .

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (k4dH2)

266 Barack Obama's composite girlfriend was cleverly disguised in real life as dudes in a bath house.

Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (xbWHd)

267 Once the markets realize that a refinery in SA isn't going to affect crude exports, the prices should spring back.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (1ISKN)

268 Who was the woman who was fired for saying the Obama girls shouldn't wear their skirts so short?

The woman was right, but she was drawn and quartered for that statement.


Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:51 PM (ptqGC)
----------------------------------------

I believe that particular incident for which that unfortunate lady was fired was the latest in a long line of official appearances in which Mooch and the girls were dressed for the beach instead of a solemn occasion at the WH. The specific incident involved paying respects to a fallen soldier I think, and they looked completely out of place.

Posted by: Boots at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (oGBso)

269
You wanna volunteer to find out?
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019

*
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No. Contrary to popular opinion, my mother did not raise any stupid children. (Crazy, well, that's another topic for yet another day. But stupid? No.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

...

Maybe she just sings Joe's rock songs back to him.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (hr5kG)

270 230 I bet she talks during sex.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM

Your assuming a gag isn't involved
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (ZCEU2)

I'd be gagging plenty for the both of us...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (AURKQ)

271
You obviously have never priced an AR with the pony on the side.

They are the Cadillac Cimarron of AR-15's.

Posted by: rd at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (+0uDE)


Be careful so you don't put an eye out with that.

Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (DBI6f)

272 Why is it, when I grab a handful of M&Ms, I end up with an odd number? Every time. My hand must be odd.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (bcbK8)

273
259 *static*
Posted by: the steel plate in Joe's head at September 16, 2019 02:53 PM (v0R5T)


We talkin' 'bout the intern killer or 'tater salad head here (asked while knowing from the get go the answer is "both")?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (6G4DD)

274 Mika's dad Leonid would not approve!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 16, 2019 02:56 PM (Ndje9)

275 272 Why is it, when I grab a handful of M&Ms, I end up with an odd number? Every time. My hand must be odd.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (bcbK

Glitch in the Matrix?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 16, 2019 02:56 PM (k76MH)

276 255 Anyone with an IQ north of 75 takes one look at Trump, one look at Barron and goes yep....father and son. It's crazy how much they look aline. You'd really have to be an imbecile not to see it.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 02:53 PM (FiUMj)

===========

"Evangelicals aren't hating Trump for being an alpha! What if we try to cast him as a beta!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 02:56 PM (DjIxe)

277 Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit

Bomb bomb bomb....bomb bomb iran

Bomb bomb bomb...bomb bomb iran

Bomb iran... bomb iran
We've got em rockin and arollin rockin and a reelin

Bomb Iran

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 16, 2019 02:56 PM (9Vttv)

278 Yeah, that makes no sense. A woman can miscarry a baby conceived by in vitro fertilization as easily, if not more easily, than one conceived through sex.

Which makes one wonder what the real reason was for the use of IVF? Because Barry is gay and couldn't stomach the thought of having sex with Michelle? She gave a magazine interview in 2008 and said that they slept in separate beds, but she claimed that was because he was "stinky" and snored too much. But one wonders . . . .
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (k4dH2)

Even if TFG wasn't a huge fan of teh cock, what straight man could get it up for the First Wookiee anyhow?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:56 PM (NWiLs)

279 I have some vague memory of them having financial trouble. Was it even Colt still making them or someone who bought the rights to their name? Or am I just making all that up?
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:52 PM (hr5kG)

Colt's entire history is 'having financial trouble'. They've been bankrupt who knows how many times. They coasted on military contracts and the 1911 and innovated almost nothing since WWII. When they lost the government money, they made repeated failed attempts to innovate in the civilian market. They suck and the laws of economics and entropy are lining up to deliver an unsolicited, non lubricated sodomy session.

Posted by: Vanya at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (mzS5s)

280 272 Why is it, when I grab a handful of M&Ms, I end up with an odd number? Every time. My hand must be odd.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (bcbK

Because you can't even!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (NWiLs)

281 272 Why is it, when I grab a handful of M&Ms, I end up with an odd number? Every time. My hand must be odd.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (bcbK

==========

Why are you counting the M&Ms instead of just shoving them all in your mouth at once?

Are you a communist?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (DjIxe)

282 You obviously have never priced an AR with the pony on the side.

They are the Cadillac Cimarron of AR-15's.

Posted by: rd


Upbadged Chevy.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (0t+fn)

283 ot

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Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (vEIlU)

284 Buick?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (1ISKN)

285 248 I just read that Colt is out of the civilian AR15 market. Fags.
Posted by: Insomniac


When they lost the military contract they could no longer compete in the civilian market.
Not with mediocre stuff.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 02:52 PM (0t+fn)

They didn't even fucking try.
Disgrace.

Fucking Rock Island is making better 1911's, fucking Kel Tec is making better rifles. Fucking TURKEY is making better pistols. Yeah, I said it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (bcbK8)

286 262
I just read that Colt is out of the civilian AR15 market. Fags.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:47 PM (NWiLs)

Well, that means there will be clearance sales to get rid of them, so, their loss. My gain.
Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

-----

You obviously have never priced an AR with the pony on the side.

They are the Cadillac Cimarron of AR-15's.

Posted by: rd at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (+0uDE)

Harsh, but fair.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (RD7QR)

287 Why are you counting the M&Ms instead of just shoving them all in your mouth at once?

Are you a communist?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (DjIxe)

My thought exactly!

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 16, 2019 02:58 PM (Ez6QX)

288 I just shove the M & M's in my pie hole. No time for counting them. That was The Count's schtick. "One bee-yoo-tee-ful M & M."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 02:58 PM (u//oP)

289 Are they peanut M&Ms or plain?

This is important.

Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 02:58 PM (tH5fk)

290 Even if TFG wasn't a huge fan of teh cock, what straight man could get it up for the First Wookiee anyhow?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:56 PM (NWiLs)

Never been to a Walmart, eh? If unattractiveness was enough to keep women from reproducing the human race would be about 200 people right now.

Posted by: Vanya at September 16, 2019 02:58 PM (mzS5s)

291 278 Yeah, that makes no sense. A woman can miscarry a baby conceived by in vitro fertilization as easily, if not more easily, than one conceived through sex.

Which makes one wonder what the real reason was for the use of IVF? Because Barry is gay and couldn't stomach the thought of having sex with Michelle? She gave a magazine interview in 2008 and said that they slept in separate beds, but she claimed that was because he was "stinky" and snored too much. But one wonders . . . .
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (k4dH2)

Even if TFG wasn't a huge fan of teh cock, what straight man could get it up for the First Wookiee anyhow?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:56 PM (NWiLs)

You're assuming that he's the one with the erections in that marriage.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (RD7QR)

292 281 272 Why is it, when I grab a handful of M&Ms, I end up with an odd number? Every time. My hand must be odd.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (bcbK

==========

Why are you counting the M&Ms instead of just shoving them all in your mouth at once?

Are you a communist?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (DjIxe)

From each according to his ability

I mean, no!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (bcbK8)

293 I bet she talks during sex.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (hr5kG)
..........

and Joe sings.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (v0R5T)

294
Why are you counting the M&Ms instead of just shoving them all in your mouth at once?

Are you a communist?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (DjIxe)


That's the second question to ask - the first is, "Since when have you known how to count?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (6G4DD)

295 WTI

62.69
7.84 14.29%

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (JFO2v)

296 272 Why is it, when I grab a handful of M&Ms, I end up with an odd number? Every time. My hand must be odd.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (bcbK

==========

Why are you counting the M&Ms instead of just shoving them all in your mouth at once?

Are you a communist?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (Dj

...

Don't pick on Rain Man

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (hr5kG)

297 Mika's thinking about having a baby but not Joe's.

Posted by: Stormy and the DNC singers at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (wEAiE)

298 You're assuming that he's the one with the erections in that marriage.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (RD7QR)

Dammit, you're right.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (NWiLs)

299 I bet she talks during sex.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019

*
*

That's not necessarily bad, you know. Depending on what she discourses on. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

...

You wanna volunteer to find out?

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:50 PM


****

Probably barks like a dachshund.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (axyOa)

300 I like to pair up my M&Ms by color to interesting sportball team color pairings.

Yes, I'm weird.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (bcbK8)

301 I just shake the M&Ms straight from the bag into my gob.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 03:00 PM (iCClr)

302 Speaking of ARs. If one was going to purchase an AR-10, despite their propensity for falling into lakes on canoe trips, what is best buy(s) these days?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2019 03:00 PM (ppBhU)

303 Chelsea looks like Alfred E. Neumann in drag.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
-------

The precedent was set by Amy Carter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2019 03:00 PM (xSo9G)

304 Why are you counting the M&Ms instead of just shoving them all in your mouth at once?

Are you a communist?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (Dj

...

Don't pick on Rain Man
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (hr5kG)

Two hundred and forty-six...two hundred and forty-six M&Ms. Yeah.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:00 PM (NWiLs)

305 Bomb bomb bomb....bomb bomb iran

Bomb bomb bomb...bomb bomb iran

Bomb iran... bomb iran
We've got em rockin and arollin rockin and a reelin

Bomb Iran
Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 16, 2019


*
*

Very popular in 1979 for obvious reasons. Miss Linda tells me that when she started law school here in '92, one of her professors was a former member of Vince Vance and the Valiants, and some of the students (who would have been about nine at the time) remembered his name, the band, and the song.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 03:00 PM (ClOmq)

306 280 272 Why is it, when I grab a handful of M&Ms, I end up with an odd number? Every time. My hand must be odd.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (bcbK

Because you can't even!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (NWiLs)

LOL

Nice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 16, 2019 03:00 PM (bcbK8)

307 Why is it, when I grab a handful of M&Ms, I end up with an odd number? Every time. My hand must be odd.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (bcbK

==========

Why are you counting the M&Ms instead of just shoving them all in your mouth at once?

Are you a communist?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (Dj

...

Don't pick on Rain Man

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM


****

Don't count the M&Ms. Count the W&Ws. They always come out even.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2019 03:00 PM (axyOa)

308 286 262
I just read that Colt is out of the civilian AR15 market. Fags.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:47 PM (NWiLs)

Well, that means there will be clearance sales to get rid of them, so, their loss. My gain.
Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

-----

You obviously have never priced an AR with the pony on the side.

They are the Cadillac Cimarron of AR-15's.

Posted by: rd at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (+0uDE)

Harsh, but fair.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (RD7QR)

My AR is built with the mil spec colt barrel and fires the 62 gr with no issue.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2019 03:01 PM (JFO2v)

309 We only have M&M's for a day or so after Halloween.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2019 03:01 PM (xSo9G)

310 Speaking of ARs. If one was going to purchase an AR-10, despite their propensity for falling into lakes on canoe trips, what is best buy(s) these days?


Least expensive?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 03:01 PM (iCClr)

311 Throw your M&Ms into a bowl with Reeces Pieces and Skittles for extra entertainment value

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2019 03:01 PM (KZzsI)

312 300 I like to pair up my M&Ms by color to interesting sportball team color pairings.

Yes, I'm weird.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (bcbK

Packers, Florida State, University of Florida...

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:01 PM (NWiLs)

313 Colt has had financial problems, various owners, and spotty civilian market performance for .... decades? My impression.


I'm happy I snagged some older revolvers, for fun and eventual resale profit [maybe]. But they're back with 2 revolvers now, right? King Cobra and Cobra. Heard good things about them.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2019 03:01 PM (QDnY+)

314 302 Speaking of ARs. If one was going to purchase an AR-10, despite their propensity for falling into lakes on canoe trips, what is best buy(s) these days?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2019 03:00 PM (ppBhU)

If you like retro, Brownells BRN-10 is a very faithful AR-10 remake.

Otherwise, I went with a Palmetto State upper and lower, purchased separately because WA state sucks.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 16, 2019 03:02 PM (bcbK8)

315
Don't count the M&Ms. Count the W&Ws. They always come out even.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2019 03:00 PM (axyOa)

The 3&3s can be odd or even depending on how you count them.

Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 03:02 PM (DBI6f)

316 Speaking of ARs. If one was going to purchase an AR-10, despite their propensity for falling into lakes on canoe trips, what is best buy(s) these days?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


Depends on what you want to spend. Honestly.
Daniel Defense at the high end to Palmetto State Armory to an off the chart complete custom build.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 03:02 PM (0t+fn)

317 Looks like commentators just don't want to mention the drone attack
It was launched from Iraq
So much winning !

Posted by: Kurt at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (Z8RCA)

318 Well there was the theory that Web Hubbel is Chelsea's dad, and miles Davis is Obama's dad.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (dNzKv)

319 > The precedent was set by Amy Carter.

Why do Dem presidents have such ugly daughters, as a rule?

Gore would've been the exception there, had he won. As I remember, his daughters were pretty hot.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (IRd4p)

320 The most interesting AR10 to me are the Brownells retro brn-10s. They keep putting them on sale for under a grand.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (iCClr)

321 How do you know when a blonde's been making chocolate chip cookies?

M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (NWiLs)

322 311 Throw your M&Ms into a bowl with Reeces Pieces and Skittles for extra entertainment value
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2019 03:01 PM (KZzsI)

Ew. Reese's Pieces, okay. Skittles, no. I don't want fruity candy mixed with my chocolate candy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (Ez6QX)

323 289 Are they peanut M&Ms or plain?

This is important.
Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 02:58 PM (tH5fk)

Plain. The peanut M&Ms go into the health food category.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (bcbK8)

324 Mika looks like 40 miles of bad temper.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (9+jnX)

325 Back under the stairs, Dunce.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (iCClr)

326 I just read that Colt is out of the civilian AR15 market. Fags.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:47 PM (NWiLs)



Well, that means there will be clearance sales to get rid of them, so, their loss. My gain.

Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)



-----



You obviously have never priced an AR with the pony on the side.



They are the Cadillac Cimarron of AR-15's.





Posted by: rd at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM

---

Yep, I would not count on any discounts for them. If it has Colt stamped on the side, it brings a premium, new or used.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (JUOKG)

327
Looks like commentators just don't want to mention the drone attack

It was launched from Iraq

So much winning !

Posted by: Kurt at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (Z8RCA)


Bless your heart.

Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 03:04 PM (ptqGC)

328 > Well there was the theory that Web Hubbel is Chelsea's dad, and miles Davis is Obama's dad.

Then there's the theory that Janet Reno is Chelsea's dad, and Urkel is Obama's dad.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 03:04 PM (IRd4p)

329 In a just world this women would be in front of a plow in an (untouched WWII minefield) somewhere in Poland.
>>
Fixed it better..

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload and pposting at September 16, 2019 03:04 PM (11Tx7)

330 Least expensive?

I'm looking for reasonably affordable/reasonable quality, not necessarily least expensive. (I'm too inexperienced a gun buyer to sort out what might be too inexpensive in terms of sacrificing quality.)

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2019 03:04 PM (ppBhU)

331 Ew. Reese's Pieces, okay. Skittles, no. I don't want fruity candy mixed with my chocolate candy.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (Ez6QX)
++++++++++++
Hater

Posted by: Terry's, Manufacturer of Chocolate Oranges at September 16, 2019 03:04 PM (e/H31)

332 Looks like commentators just don't want to mention the drone attack
It was launched from I Hardraq
So much winning !
Posted by: Kurt at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (Z8RCA)


Confusing. Are you saying you support Tehran or Saudi Arabia?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 03:05 PM (vEIlU)

333 Well, looks like prosecutors in NY have issued a subpoena for 8 years of Trumps tax records.


The one thing you have to admire about the Donks is they fight total war at every and all levels.


They never stop.


There is a lesson to be learned.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at September 16, 2019 03:05 PM (QMIRN)

334 I will say random things now that make sense to me and my various personalities but have no external referent! Quiver, wombats of milkshake!

Posted by: Krut at September 16, 2019 03:05 PM (RD7QR)

335 I see the troll has wandered in here again. Still without pants. No one wants to see your little innie, Kurt.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 16, 2019 03:05 PM (bcbK8)

336 295 WTI

62.69
7.84 14.29%


wahoo! anything over about $26 is gravy for us!

Posted by: DanMan at September 16, 2019 03:05 PM (XTiHL)

337 Eminem is an odd color?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 03:05 PM (u//oP)

338 Kurt has a little rainmando in him.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 03:06 PM (iCClr)

339 Currently I only check into news about once a day and it's more than enough for me. These mentally retarded buffalo brains give a bad name to actual mentally retarded buffalo.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2019 03:06 PM (+18sB)

340 332 Looks like commentators just don't want to mention the drone attack
It was launched from I Hardraq
So much winning !
Posted by: Kurt at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (Z8RCA)

Confusing. Are you saying you support Tehran or Saudi Arabia?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 03:05 PM (vEIlU)

He supports his pimp, mostly.

Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at September 16, 2019 03:06 PM (RD7QR)

341 Gore would've been the exception there, had he won. As I remember, his daughters were pretty hot.


They got Tipper's genes.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 03:06 PM (u//oP)

342 What's this about plowing untouched women in Poland?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:06 PM (NWiLs)

343 Very popular in 1979 for obvious reasons. Miss Linda tells me that when she started law school here in '92, one of her professors was a former member of Vince Vance and the Valiants, and some of the students (who would have been about nine at the time) remembered his name, the band, and the song.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 03:00 PM (ClOmq)



If I recall correctly, someone had a parody "Ayatollah" to the tune of the Knack's "My Sharona" as well.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 03:06 PM (ujg0T)

344 -
--

Kurt has a little rainmando in him.


Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 03:06 PM

-----------------

On special occasions.

Posted by: irright at September 16, 2019 03:07 PM (pMGkg)

345
Don't pick on Rain Man
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (hr5kG)

Two hundred and forty-six...two hundred and forty-six M&Ms. Yeah.
Posted by: Insomniac

...

Some personalities are like this.

I have a friend who tends to count things wherever he is. I was in a meeting with him one time and someone asked him something like how many ceiling tiles there were in the room. He answered immediately.

This guy is normal; in fact retired early as a VP from a chip manufacturer.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:07 PM (hr5kG)

346 Well, looks like prosecutors in NY have issued a subpoena for 8 years of Trumps tax records.

The one thing you have to admire about the Donks is they fight total war at every and all levels.

They never stop.

There is a lesson to be learned.
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at September 16, 2019 03:05 PM (QMIRN)
++++++++++++
What is their paper-thin premise? What crime was hypothetically committed? Trump's lawyers just send them a letter - all official, on letterhead, etc. - that says "Fuck you. Strong letter to follow."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2019 03:07 PM (e/H31)

347 191
I have it on good authority that Barron Trump is merely a clone.


There are hundreds more exactly like him in suspended animation pods on Level Minus-6 below the White House bunker.



The one you see now is just an experimental test run. Wait until they're ALL released.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 02:43 PM (Q3dyo)

________

Boys from Brazil The Hood

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 16, 2019 03:07 PM (EE8dK)

348 342 What's this about plowing untouched women in Poland?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:06 PM (NWiLs)

What? Where do I sign up?

Posted by: Someguy at September 16, 2019 03:07 PM (Wj9tV)

349 This guy is normal; in fact retired early as a VP from a chip manufacturer.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:07 PM (hr5kG)

Frito-Lay?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:08 PM (NWiLs)

350 Kurt has an emotional support pimp?

Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 03:08 PM (tH5fk)

351 Mika is a pig.

Joe is a cuck.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 03:08 PM (sy5kK)

352 Well, looks like prosecutors in NY have issued a subpoena for 8 years of Trumps tax records.
.........

Transgender Fonzie ratings bonanza!

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2019 03:09 PM (v0R5T)

353 324 Mika looks like 40 miles of bad temper.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (9+jnX)
-------------------------


Skinny legged ...

Posted by: Stormy and the DNC singers at September 16, 2019 03:09 PM (wEAiE)

354 Famed prosecutor Kamala Harris notes that Kavanaugh has yet to prove his innocence and therefore remains guilty as charged.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 03:09 PM (dNzKv)

355 For years I have avoided buying a 5.56. I have been happy with my .308 and I didn't want to have to stockpile more ammo. So what did I do? Went out and bought a High Point 4595 TS.
So...more ammo and more fun!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2019 03:09 PM (axyOa)

356 The hit man's code: No wimmen, no kids.

Even fucking Tony Montoya didn't sink that low

Posted by: Regular joe at September 16, 2019 03:09 PM (zMaZS)

357 I have no doubt the writer knows about Chelsea and Jug Ears' fathers and is blowing covering smoke or assumes it's the case for them so it must be for Barron.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 03:10 PM (ZCEU2)

358 This guy is normal; in fact retired early as a VP from a chip manufacturer.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:07 PM (hr5kG)

Cyberdyne Systems? Retired? Or terminated?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 03:10 PM (jYnPD)

359 > Frito-Lay?

Here's a theory: Biden's story about "Corn Pop" is actually just a vague memory of a dream he had about corn CHIPS after dozing off during a Frito Bandito commercial.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 03:10 PM (IRd4p)

360 350 Kurt has an emotional support pimp?
Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 03:08 PM (tH5fk)

Pimps aren't generally known for their emotional support.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:10 PM (NWiLs)

361 Colt is NOT out of the civilian AR market. That fucking retard who runs TTAG fucked up again.

Here's what actually happened when another distributor (not RSR, source of TTAG's bullshit) called Colt.

Colt has a large rush order of M4A1s for an overseas military customer. 14,000 guns. To make deadline, they have pulled the assemblers and many of the small parts from the civilian line to the .mil line, and that will stop or at best really slow civilian orders for the next 30 to 60 days.

That is all.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at September 16, 2019 03:10 PM (snxuX)

362 357
I have no doubt the writer knows about Chelsea and Jug Ears' fathers and
is blowing covering smoke or assumes it's the case for them so it must
be for Barron.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 03:10 PM (ZCEU2)

Always projection. Always.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 03:10 PM (jYnPD)

363 >>>I'm betting Joe is the one who wears it, while Mika sodozmizes him with a 14" black dildo.<<<


Peg
It will come back to you
Peg
It will come back to you

Posted by: Steely Dan at September 16, 2019 03:10 PM (2Mnv1)

364 350 Kurt has an emotional support pimp?
Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 03:08 PM (tH5fk)

He understands that the love a pimp has for a disease-ridden internet troll and frequent guest at orgies is not like the love of a straight.

Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at September 16, 2019 03:10 PM (RD7QR)

365 354 Famed prosecutor Kamala Harris notes that Kavanaugh has yet to prove his innocence and therefore remains guilty as charged.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 03:09 PM (dNzKv)
------------------------


Is she French?

Posted by: Stormy and the DNC singers at September 16, 2019 03:11 PM (wEAiE)

366 358 This guy is normal; in fact retired early as a VP from a chip manufacturer.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:07 PM (hr5kG)

Cyberdyne Systems? Retired? Or terminated?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 03:10 PM (jYnPD)

Sarah Conner capped his ass.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:11 PM (NWiLs)

367

Morning Cuck and the Pig.


Yeah, better title than Morning Joe.

Mika would at last be getting her billing.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 03:11 PM (sy5kK)

368 353 324 Mika looks like 40 miles of bad temper.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (9+jnX)
-------------------------

Skinny legged ...
Posted by: Stormy and the DNC singers at September 16, 2019


*
*

Whaaa? I don' wan' no woman with no skinny legs!

Posted by: Joe Tex at September 16, 2019 03:11 PM (ClOmq)

369 Well, looks like prosecutors in NY have issued a subpoena for 8 years of Trumps tax records.



The one thing you have to admire about the Donks is they fight total war at every and all levels.



They never stop.



There is a lesson to be learned.




Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at September 16, 2019 03:05 PM (QMIRN)


---

They already have his NY State tax returns. This is just a cover to start leaking stuff.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 16, 2019 03:11 PM (JUOKG)

370 For years I have avoided buying a 5.56. I have been happy with my .308 and I didn't want to have to stockpile more ammo. So what did I do? Went out and bought a High Point 4595 TS.
So...more ammo and more fun!



I keep thinking that those would suppress nicely.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 03:11 PM (iCClr)

371 > Colt has a large rush order of M4A1s for an overseas military customer. 14,000 guns.

Hmmm....


I repeat: Hmm...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 03:11 PM (IRd4p)

372 Didn't Ace permanently ban the coward, Kurt? Must be using multiple IPs.

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 16, 2019 03:12 PM (8wQJG)

373 Kurt has a little rainmando in him.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Click on Zombies nic pic for a visual reference

Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 16, 2019 03:12 PM (9Vttv)

374 I have to wonder what his father's Presidency and all of the leftist madness it has inspired how it has shaped Barron. I am sure that mom and dad keep him away from as much as they can but at his age and with the wonder of computers, he has to be aware of at least some of it.

Posted by: Cheri at September 16, 2019 03:12 PM (oiNtH)

375 358 This guy is normal; in fact retired early as a VP from a chip manufacturer.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:07 PM (hr5kG)

Cyberdyne Systems? Retired? Or terminated?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019


...

Y'all are hilarious.

Analog chip manufacturer. Pretty unique and profitable niche.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:12 PM (hr5kG)

376 267
Once the markets realize that a refinery in SA isn't going to affect crude exports, the prices should spring back.



Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (1ISKN)


Or fall forward, I can never remember.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at September 16, 2019 03:12 PM (ihU8z)

377 > Whaaa? I don' wan' no woman with no skinny legs!

I don't know, but I've been told,
A skinny-legged woman ain't got no soul.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 03:13 PM (IRd4p)

378 Analog chip manufacturer. Pretty unique and profitable niche.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:12 PM (hr5kG)

Yeah, you get a warmer tone with analog.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 16, 2019 03:13 PM (xPJvm)

379 MIKA!
YOU AREN'T MY DAUGHTER!

I BLAME JIMMY CARTER!

Posted by: The spectre of Zbigniew Brzezinski at September 16, 2019 03:13 PM (kZT36)

380 311
Throw your MMs into a bowl with Reeces Pieces and Skittles for extra entertainment value

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2019 03:01 PM (KZzsI)

Please don't around children with peanut allergies. Reese's Pieces are a nightmare.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 03:13 PM (jYnPD)

381 Mika, a squirrel with the IQ of a nut.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2019 03:14 PM (7pqxB)

382 Maybe Trump is a space-alien from the planet Racist.

Posted by: Mika Brzezinsky at September 16, 2019 03:14 PM (uGHnY)

383 Also, isnt half this thread bomb Iran jokes?

What a disappointing troll.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:14 PM (hr5kG)

384 Didn't Ace permanently ban the coward, Kurt? Must be using multiple IPs.

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 16, 2019 03:12 PM (8wQJG)

Dynamic IP.

Posted by: Surfperch, hoping his words mean something at September 16, 2019 03:14 PM (O4YGa)

385 There was a string of unreported rapes and murders in New Haven in the years Kav was at Yale. It is likely he is a serial killer and should be removed from the bench until he can prove his innocence. And before you say "30 women didn't go missing in new haven in the 80s". They were unreported. Nobody knows except the killer.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 03:14 PM (dNzKv)

386 371 > Colt has a large rush order of M4A1s for an overseas military customer. 14,000 guns.

Hmmm....


I repeat: Hmm...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 03:11 PM (IRd4p)

Qatar? Burundi?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:14 PM (NWiLs)

387 I keep thinking that those would suppress nicely.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 03:11 PM


****

You would be correct sir!
Under 150 yards, a .45 can do the job.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2019 03:14 PM (axyOa)

388 @346

If I had to guess this is Michael Cohen related bullshit.


This will defiantly be fought out in the courts.


There's nothing there but the Donks have a propensity of using their position and power to work their evil will.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at September 16, 2019 03:14 PM (QMIRN)

389 > Once the markets realize that a refinery in SA isn't going to affect crude exports, the prices should spring back.


Gas prices never spring back. They spring forward. They creep back. Verrrry slowly.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 03:14 PM (IRd4p)

390 373 Kurt has a little rainmando in him.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Click on Zombies nic pic for a visual reference
Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 16, 2019 03:12 PM (9Vttv)

no no no no no no no

Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at September 16, 2019 03:15 PM (RD7QR)

391 For years I have avoided buying a 5.56. I have been happy with my .308 and I didn't want to have to stockpile more ammo. So what did I do? Went out and bought a High Point 4595 TS.
So...more ammo and more fun!
Posted by: Diogenes


Jumped into the .308 market in '99. More surplus ammo than you could shake a stick at. Then the sandbox jumped off and you couldn't find any milsurp ammo to save your life.

Went back to 5.56. Done chasing ammo/caliber. If I need a .30 cal, I'll stick to 30-30.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 03:15 PM (0t+fn)

392 Crazy Hirono is on the bandwagon for Kavenaugh's impeachment. Well, of course she it.

Posted by: Cheri at September 16, 2019 03:15 PM (oiNtH)

393 If I recall correctly, someone had a parody "Ayatollah" to the tune of the Knack's "My Sharona" as well.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 03:06 PM (ujg0T)
---------------------------------

Steve Dahl & Garry Myers in Chicago? They did a bunch of parodies back in the day. They had a very sick/funny parody of poor Karen Carpenter, set to a Carpenters song "Sing a Song", titled "Eat Some Food".

Posted by: Boots at September 16, 2019 03:15 PM (oGBso)

394 Thank you.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2019 03:15 PM (ppBhU)

395 Analog chip manufacturer. Pretty unique and profitable niche.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:12 PM (hr5kG)

Yeah, you get a warmer tone with analog.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, With

...

Cant make cell phones and TV's without em.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:15 PM (hr5kG)

396 CNN says the administration has determined that the attack on Saudi Arabia originated in Iran.

https://tinyurl.com/yxqhor7w

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 16, 2019 03:16 PM (hjaPQ)

397 Crazy Hirono is on the bandwagon for Kavenaugh's impeachment. Well, of course she it.
Posted by: Cheri at September 16, 2019 03:15 PM (oiNtH)

Hirohito probably thinks Kavanaugh is a member of Trump's cabinet.

Posted by: Surfperch, hoping his words mean something at September 16, 2019 03:16 PM (O4YGa)

398 Palestinians have low expectations of Israeli elections

And?
Pardon me while I scratch my balls

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 03:17 PM (p0A33)

399 I guess all of the MSM is just going to ignore Chelsea Clinton looking an awful lot like Webster Hubbell right up until the plastic surgery.

Posted by: _Jaybee_ at September 16, 2019 03:17 PM (O3uss)

400 Joe sleeps on the couch tonight.

Posted by: Beauchamp Brogan at September 16, 2019 03:17 PM (giver)

401 364 350 Kurt has an emotional support pimp?
Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 03:08 PM (tH5fk)

He understands that the love a pimp has for a disease-ridden internet troll and frequent guest at orgies is not like the love of a straight.
Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at September 16, 2019 03:10 PM (RD7QR)

Well done. Iceberg Slim would be proud

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 16, 2019 03:17 PM (bcbK8)

402 398 Palestinians have low expectations of Israeli elections

And?
Pardon me while I scratch my balls
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 03:17 PM (p0A33)

Who gives a fuck what those degenerate savages think?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:17 PM (NWiLs)

403 Will Hirino lead a banzai charge against the next nomination?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2019 03:17 PM (7pqxB)

404 303
Chelsea looks like Alfred E. Neumann in drag.

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Have Chelsea and Pete Buttgieg ever been seen in the same place at the same time? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Clint Billman at September 16, 2019 03:17 PM (kZT36)

405 393 If I recall correctly, someone had a parody "Ayatollah" to the tune of the Knack's "My Sharona" as well.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 03:06 PM (ujg0T)
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Steve Dahl & Garry Myers in Chicago? They did a bunch of parodies back in the day. They had a very sick/funny parody of poor Karen Carpenter, set to a Carpenters song "Sing a Song", titled "Eat Some Food".

Posted by: Boots at September 16, 2019 03:15 PM (oGBso)



I grew up in CA, but I could see a good parody spreading like wildfire.

Did those two DJ's spread the "And if Cass Elliot had given Karen Carpenter those sandwiches, both might still be alive today...." quote?

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