The Morning Rant

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"Ever since 1980 I've heard liberals hyperventilating about the menace of the "far right" in this country. I've heard dire warnings about theocracy about to descend on us. We're just one Trump EO away from the Handmaid's Tale. Progressives actually believe this.

"Of course, all of this is so silly, it's hardly worth refuting.

"But you know what? At this point, I don't care. In fact I can't wait. I actually want this to happen. Bring on the theocracy! I want to see liberals silenced by force for a change. I want to see the things they hold dear smashed and mocked and degraded before their eyes. I want to see feminist bakers forced to produce cakes with "A woman's place is in the home" written in icing. I want to see progressives keeping silent out of fear. I want to see them brutalized by thugs who know they won't be punished. I want to see their gender studies classes disrupted by screaming goon squads. I want to see their politicians obscenely mocked, slandered, and ran out of restaurants. And I want them to realize the laws won't save them.

"Because they were okay with lawlessness when it was directed at someone else. What are they going to do when it comes back at them, when they've destroyed the only means that could save them?

"In short I want every f*ing progressive in America to have their faces ground in the dirt the way they've been grinding the flag of this country in the dirt."

(h/t Trimegistus for providing the material for today's rant.)




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How They Want You To See The 'Single Payer Option':

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How The 'Single Payer Option' Actually Is:

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Quotes:



Compare & Contrast:

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Who Dis:

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For the 'Ettes:

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Wednesday's Celebrities: Early stage/silent movie actress Maude Fealy and Dutch actor Rutger Hauer, whose CV is a mile long. Best known on this blog for the movie an outraged ace called "thoroughly irresponsible", 2011's Hobo With A Shotgun.



Friday Saddle Shoe Pr0n:

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Because what every man likes to see on a woman is a nice pair of... saddle shoes.



Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Salted Caramel Chocolate Chip Cookie Bars:

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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 11:19 AM (iikV8)

2 1

Posted by: HA at August 02, 2019 11:20 AM (MAstk)

3 Denise Richards and Casper Van Deen.

Starship Troopers connection.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 11:20 AM (iikV8)

4 Close!

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 02, 2019 11:20 AM (88+cf)

5 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 11:19 AM (iikV



Don't ask for forgiveness.

Posted by: HA at August 02, 2019 11:20 AM (MAstk)

6 top ten and the girl can't act

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 02, 2019 11:20 AM (/Biz+)

7 5 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 11:19 AM (iikV



Don't ask for forgiveness.
Posted by: HA at August 02, 2019 11:20 AM (MAstk)

==========

Forgive me for being better than you!

Mwahahahaha!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 11:21 AM (iikV8)

8 See, got him to do a nood.

And on a family friendly site, no less.

And yes, Denise Richards. Even in that Bond flick....

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 02, 2019 11:21 AM (6qErC)

9 That guy is wearing ghey shoes.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 02, 2019 11:21 AM (88+cf)

10 Denise Richards and Casper Van Diem, both in Starship Troopers.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 02, 2019 11:21 AM (19g6/)

11 No idea, but I'd love one of those cookie bars....or a dozen.

Posted by: BignJames at August 02, 2019 11:22 AM (ykq7q)

12 303033st!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2019 11:22 AM (1ISKN)

13 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 11:21 AM (iikV

I have decided the appropraite punishment shall be one week of "THIS".

Posted by: HA at August 02, 2019 11:22 AM (MAstk)

14 Hillary and Bill Clinton as yutes !

Posted by: JT at August 02, 2019 11:22 AM (arJlL)

15 13 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 11:21 AM (iikV

I have decided the appropraite punishment shall be one week of "THIS".


Posted by: HA at August 02, 2019 11:22 AM (MAstk)

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*lying*

I love that construction!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 11:22 AM (iikV8)

16 *Cheers*

Posted by: Someguy at August 02, 2019 11:22 AM (FC8Ev)

17 Debate-stuff:

Wow! This Tulsi interview that JJ linked this morning is great. An informed newsperson asking hard questions, and Tulsi does well with them. Could she be PDT's VP?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pq-S557XQU

Posted by: m at August 02, 2019 11:22 AM (awAkQ)

18 It's surprising how much of Heinlein's book is in the movie. Of course, there's lots of stupid added too.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 02, 2019 11:22 AM (19g6/)

19 Denise Richards.

Off to watch the Shower/Fight scene from Undercover Brother.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 11:22 AM (Rn+tf)

20 14 Hillary and Bill Clinton as yutes !
Posted by: JT at August 02, 2019 11:22 AM (arJlL)


You talking about the shoe advert?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 02, 2019 11:23 AM (Nq3+Y)

21 Starship Troopers connection.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 11:20 AM (iikV
i liked the red head better...

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 02, 2019 11:23 AM (/Biz+)

22
Come on you apes. You want to live forever?

Posted by: fixerupper at August 02, 2019 11:23 AM (8XRCm)

23 The donkey has better chompers,

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 02, 2019 11:23 AM (mgfnd)

24 >>That guy is wearing ghey shoes.


A good way to get a woman's attention is to wear something incredibly gay / stupid.


Like a fucking magnet to them.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 11:24 AM (Rn+tf)

25 Because what every man likes to see on a woman is a nice pair of... saddle shoes.


Yes. But not the other way around.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2019 11:24 AM (aNSOb)

26 Crap!

I got the 'beetus just looking at them cookie bars

Posted by: Bruce at August 02, 2019 11:24 AM (vd8XM)

27 And yes, Denise Richards. Even in that Bond flick....
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 02, 2019 11:21 AM (6qErC)

"And I thought Christmas only came once a year..."

She was certainly very convincing as a nuclear physicist. I preferred Sophie Marceau's villain, but wouldn't say no to either of course.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at August 02, 2019 11:24 AM (N4xQB)

28 I love that construction!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 11:22 AM (iikV

THIS!

Posted by: HA at August 02, 2019 11:24 AM (MAstk)

29

(click for bigger bars)


*click*
*click*
*clickity, click, click, click*

They're not big enough.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 02, 2019 11:24 AM (ugXlo)

30 Your mother in army shoes, Alex!

Posted by: Sean Connery at August 02, 2019 11:24 AM (DMUuz)

31 Heh, Starship Troopers!



No, that first US map isn't freaky, not at all
Panem, today, Panem tomorrow, Panem forever!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2019 11:24 AM (bDqIh)

32 I would tell Denise Richards of the waters of my home world.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 02, 2019 11:24 AM (sjdRT)

33 i liked the red head better...


Posted by: SturmToddler at August 02, 2019 11:23 AM (/Biz+)

Yep, nice breasteses, too.

Posted by: Old Blue at August 02, 2019 11:24 AM (VNmG1)

34 Denise Richards and that guy in that version of Starship Troopers that needs to be destroyed with flame.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 02, 2019 11:24 AM (RD7QR)

35 "Liberty is the collective body!"

W
T
F

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2019 11:25 AM (bDqIh)

36
Denise Richards

Casper Van Dien

Starship Troopers

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2019 11:25 AM (AzW6q)

37 Eeeew! The guy is wearing saddle shoes, too. You're wasting your time, Honey.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2019 11:25 AM (abNpZ)

38 Rahm Emanuel to 2020 Democrats: Don't mess with President Obama

Posted by: HA at August 02, 2019 11:25 AM (MAstk)

39 Booker looks like he's on drugs and Robert Francis O'Rourke looks goofy. Like peak goofy.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at August 02, 2019 11:25 AM (ESjAn)

40 I like the citizens vs. civilians ideas in Starship Troopers.

Skin in the game.

Posted by: James OBrien at August 02, 2019 11:25 AM (x4/rQ)

41 Fauxcahantas, Fidel Castro, Jr., Spartacus, and Robert Francis, in unison:

"Free Stuff Is A Republican Talking Point!"

Posted by: mercenary13 at August 02, 2019 11:26 AM (JjeKN)

42 Movie by Verhoven?

1000 ways to die stupidly

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 02, 2019 11:26 AM (mgfnd)

43 WTF is a "sly compliment of mannish details"?

That phrase is just gibberish.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2019 11:26 AM (1ISKN)

44 Off to watch the Shower/Fight scene from Undercover Brother"

"She's a Brick... house"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 02, 2019 11:26 AM (6qErC)

45 Hillary and Bill Clinton as yutes !
Posted by: JT at August 02, 2019 11:22 AM (arJlL)

You talking about the shoe advert?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor

On second perview, the guy looks like he holding several condoms.....

Posted by: JT at August 02, 2019 11:26 AM (arJlL)

46 Thanks for the Starship Trooper reference

Posted by: Fleet Sergeant Zim at August 02, 2019 11:26 AM (A8pUQ)

47 I'd vote for Cthulhu over any of the Donks. Particularly if Cruz was on the ticket.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 02, 2019 11:26 AM (+y/Ru)

48 We gotta fill the vacuum and run the table! Come on, man!

Posted by: Choo Choo Biden at August 02, 2019 11:26 AM (4Eo4+)

49 37 Eeeew! The guy is wearing saddle shoes, too. You're wasting your time, Honey.
..

They're in high-level beard negotiations.

Posted by: HA at August 02, 2019 11:26 AM (MAstk)

50 Ah Starship Troopers. God bless that incredibly silly, aggressively stupid movie. I may not have been old enough to see it in '97, but the run-down theater a mile down the street that showed out-of-release movies for $2 a pop never once carded me. I liked but didn't love it on release, but it's definitely grown on me over the years.

...Would you like to know more?

Posted by: MrUNIVAC at August 02, 2019 11:26 AM (r6SJw)

51

B Friendly

Posted by: Mr. B Natural at August 02, 2019 11:26 AM (aKsyK)

52 Lizzy, was it you who said the other day that Kamala could choose to be honest but that, no, she chooses to escape being blamed. Whoever said that said it so much better than I'm remembering.

Posted by: m at August 02, 2019 11:27 AM (awAkQ)

53 yeah, Tulsi did well last night on some good questioning. lucky for us she won't sniff a win next year. she's not crazy enough. even better is Kamel-toe's team calling her a russian operative...
and i tend to agree with the rant today. i WANT them to be scared. I WANT them to see what it's like. I WANT them to get everything they've given to our side, in spades.

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 02, 2019 11:27 AM (/Biz+)

54 I don't know who the woman is, but I want to say some sort of nuclear scientist.

Posted by: pep at August 02, 2019 11:27 AM (T6t7i)

55 50 Ah Starship Troopers. God bless that incredibly silly, aggressively stupid movie. I may not have been old enough to see it in '97, but the run-down theater a mile down the street that showed out-of-release movies for $2 a pop never once carded me. I liked but didn't love it on release, but it's definitely grown on me over the years.

...Would you like to know more?
Posted by: MrUNIVAC at August 02, 2019 11:26 AM (r6SJw)

==========

*clicks over to video of kids stomping on cockroaches, doing their part*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 11:27 AM (iikV8)

56 Oh, and the black goat of the woods with a thousand young is now wishing she had kept her legs closed. Seriously, try rounding them up for school in the morning.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 02, 2019 11:27 AM (RD7QR)

57 Donkey face is nasty.

Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2019 11:27 AM (tH5fk)

58 Thanks for the Starship Trooper reference"

Meh. The flick had as much to do with the book as...

I, Robot.

Or maybe less.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 02, 2019 11:27 AM (6qErC)

59 Posted by: BeckoningChasm
>>
They left out 'I am a 30 second bomb!'

Posted by: FrodoB at August 02, 2019 11:27 AM (vNyGK)

60 34 Denise Richards and that guy in that version of Starship Troopers that needs to be destroyed with flame.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 02, 2019 11:24 AM (RD7QR)


Close enough!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 02, 2019 11:28 AM (Nq3+Y)

61
*Gorilla*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 02, 2019 11:28 AM (veoSD)

62 Aaaand Imam Tawadi drops the boom on America's Swwetheart Ilhan Omar's mystery man:

@Imamofpeace

Kuwaiti Journalist Al Saleh, Phd: "It's official, Imam Tawhidi has revealed to the American people who Mohammad al Masnad is. He began by releasing his name and picture, and this will be followed by the uncovering of his plots with US Congresswoman Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN."

https://twitter.com/Imamofpeace

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2019 11:28 AM (bDqIh)

63 Yay, Gorilla Pundit!

That is one righteous rant, GP / Trimegistus.

And, like Wednesday, I have no idea who the woman is. But she reminds me of Brooke Shields in Pretty Baby

**back to work**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 02, 2019 11:28 AM (Ki5SV)

64 I don't know who the woman is, but I want to say some sort of nuclear scientist."

Come again?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 02, 2019 11:28 AM (6qErC)

65 Harrison Ford's illegitimate son and daughter. Numbers 4 & 7.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 02, 2019 11:28 AM (m79Dg)

66 People who want "the public option" are just being completely dishonest. (In fact you can argue it already exists: Medicare/Medicaid.) They are just desperate for the "public option" to devour the private sector of medicine to the point where we have to GO BEGGING to government to see a doctor.

All because a vast army of spoiled brats just don't want to pay for a doctor. Yet, we pay for the necessities of life constantly, every single day, on an as we need it basis.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 02, 2019 11:28 AM (SfAqY)

67 64 I don't know who the woman is, but I want to say some sort of nuclear scientist."

Come again?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 02, 2019 11:28 AM (6qErC)

========

She played one in The World is Not Enough, to much amusement by people who thought she looked nothing like a nuclear scientist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 11:29 AM (iikV8)

68 >>Lizzy, was it you who said the other day that Kamala could choose to be honest but that, no, she chooses to escape being blamed. Whoever said that said it so much better than I'm remembering.



Not me, sounds insightful, though. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2019 11:29 AM (bDqIh)

69 57 Donkey face is nasty.

Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2019 11:27 AM (tH5fk)


Yeah, and the pic on the right is pretty bad, too.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 02, 2019 11:29 AM (Nq3+Y)

70 AOC? What a Kant!

Posted by: Lee Ping at August 02, 2019 11:29 AM (4Eo4+)

71 The chick pictured? Denise Richards. She made Starship Troopers a tolerable movie. (She was just so bloody hot.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 02, 2019 11:29 AM (SfAqY)

72 Charo is more of a nuclear scientist.....

Posted by: JT at August 02, 2019 11:30 AM (arJlL)

73 For some reason rather than saddle shoes, I remember 'spectator' shoes. Two tone?

We all wore saddle shoes as kids, genderless (under age 6) and long-wearing.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 02, 2019 11:30 AM (MIKMs)

74 what single payer actually is ... I'm thinkin' something more like DeepState pushing MAGA people off a cliff (like the Dems had Ryan pushing grandma).


"Your social credit score reveals you don't deserve the knee replacement. Try not listening to Rush, and here is a list of approved websites to replace your white supremacist sites. Check back in a year and we'll see how you've progressed.

next."

Posted by: illiniwek at August 02, 2019 11:30 AM (Cus5s)

75 Black Goat? Only racists oppose mandatory single payor healthcare!--Spokesxir for Some Group of Assholes.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 02, 2019 11:31 AM (m79Dg)

76 Pan fydd Crocs yn cael ei wahardd, dim ond gwaharddiadau fydd â Crocs.

Posted by: Moronau Cymru at August 02, 2019 11:31 AM (DMUuz)

77 She played one in The World is Not Enough, to much amusement by people who thought she looked nothing like a nuclear scientist."

Dude, you missed the joke...

John Cleese and the ending...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 02, 2019 11:31 AM (6qErC)

78 Barr declines to prosecute. I'll just have to rely on karma to get them all. And, believe you me, karma can be a real beotch.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, cofeeist at August 02, 2019 11:31 AM (Prw8W)

79 Well, as I said, they stupided it up.

The scene where Johnny goes to sign up, and the clerk is missing his legs...that's in the book too. But then, Johnny meets the guy later and he's standing just fine in his artificial legs. He tells Johnny the reason he was out there was to scare the unready away from signing up.

So, same events, just dumber in the movie.

The movie still has some of the most awesome monsters ever.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 02, 2019 11:31 AM (19g6/)

80 17 Debate-stuff:

Wow! This Tulsi interview that JJ linked this morning is great. An informed newsperson asking hard questions, and Tulsi does well with them. Could she be PDT's VP?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pq-S557XQU
Posted by: m at August 02, 2019 11:22 AM (awAkQ)
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She's anti-gun and pro open border. Hell No!

Posted by: Guzalot at August 02, 2019 11:31 AM (prSvo)

81 Sheen was an idiot.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2019 11:31 AM (L9uv7)

82 77 She played one in The World is Not Enough, to much amusement by people who thought she looked nothing like a nuclear scientist."

Dude, you missed the joke...

John Cleese and the ending...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 02, 2019 11:31 AM (6qErC)

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Bond made her cum twice. Yeah.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 11:31 AM (iikV8)

83 Donkey face is nasty.
Posted by: eleven at August 02, 2019 11:27 AM (tH5fk)



When you're the co-star of the Tijuana Donkey Show you never see the face.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 02, 2019 11:32 AM (9SkN+)

84 Yeah, and the pic on the right is pretty bad, too.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 02, 2019 11:29 AM (Nq3+Y)

Groucho joke rim shot.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 02, 2019 11:32 AM (m79Dg)

85 81 Sheen was an idiot."

Martin?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 02, 2019 11:32 AM (6qErC)

86 Excellent rant!!

Posted by: jewells45 at August 02, 2019 11:32 AM (BLT3V)

87 As they say "You can vote yourself into Socialism but you have to shoot your way out of it."

We are seriously fucked.

Buy ammo.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 02, 2019 11:32 AM (0OmEj)

88 17 Debate-stuff:

Wow! This Tulsi interview that JJ linked this morning is great. An informed newsperson asking hard questions, and Tulsi does well with them. Could she be PDT's VP?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pq-S557XQU
Posted by: m at August 02, 2019 11:22 AM (awAkQ)

With any luck, no. She wants a whiny, isolationist America and is a Leftist. Make no mistake, she should not be trusted. I don't care about how hot some guys think she is.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 02, 2019 11:33 AM (SfAqY)

89
Said my Rosary just now, not only for Her Majesty but also for everyone on the Prayer List and all those for whom pride or shame doesn't let them ask. I'm ashamed of my own petty concerns when I hear what others are going through.

I'm afraid I have no great influence Upstairs, but I never lose hope that today is the day Our Lady is listening to me and intercedes on my behalf.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 02, 2019 11:33 AM (ugXlo)

90 Pan fydd Crocs yn cael ei wahardd, dim ond gwaharddiadau fydd Crocs."

Translated:

"Lace Wigs"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 02, 2019 11:33 AM (6qErC)

91 That's not the right way to go. The only possible way to convince a leftist of the wrongness of his ideas is for them to live with the consequences of their ideas.

Sadly, this takes a long time, and for many of them the human lifespan is just not long enough.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 02, 2019 11:33 AM (1ISKN)

92 Sweetly sings the donkey at the break of a new day.

Hee haw! Hee haw! Dictatorship of the proletariat!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 02, 2019 11:33 AM (+y/Ru)

93 That's an Amtrak map, man! Oh, geesh, what am I saying. Call me at Joe 693 Murray Hill 5-9976 dot com!

Posted by: Choo Choo Biden at August 02, 2019 11:34 AM (4Eo4+)

94 Sheen was an idiot.

Martin, Charlie or M. Julio Estevez ?

Posted by: JT at August 02, 2019 11:34 AM (arJlL)

95 karma can be a real beotch.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, cofeeist at August 02, 2019 11:31 AM (Prw8W)


#2weeks

Posted by: KARMA at August 02, 2019 11:34 AM (MAstk)

96 "Liberty is to the collective body what health is to every individual body."


Word salad.
Hokum.
Gobbledygook
Utterly nonsensical nonsense.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 02, 2019 11:34 AM (m45I2)

97 One of them is a stubborn, stupid beast of burden and the other is a Jackass.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 02, 2019 11:34 AM (pw+jk)

98 A good way to get a woman's attention is to wear something incredibly gay / stupid.

By that logic, I should be a babe magnet.

BTW, I love saddle shoes. I have three or four pairs, myself, though on men I believe they are called "spectator shoes." (and yes, I know I have left myself wide open to the Horde's mercy)

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 02, 2019 11:35 AM (Ki5SV)

99 She kind of looks like Julie Gonzalo, before the car accident.

Posted by: JAS at August 02, 2019 11:35 AM (I5SAg)

100 88 17 Debate-stuff:

Wow! This Tulsi interview that JJ linked this morning is great. An informed newsperson asking hard questions, and Tulsi does well with them. Could she be PDT's VP?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pq-S557XQU
Posted by: m at August 02, 2019 11:22 AM (awAkQ)
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[scratchs head] I go to the link and get an apollo video.

Posted by: WisRich at August 02, 2019 11:35 AM (G0vdT)

101 With any luck, no. She wants a whiny, isolationist
America and is a Leftist. Make no mistake, she should not be trusted. I
don't care about how hot some guys think she is.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33



Well, if you're just going to be unreasonable....

Posted by: pep at August 02, 2019 11:35 AM (T6t7i)

102 Forget Undercover Brother.

Go watch Wild Things.

A buddy of mine got his house broken into a few years back, and the perps only took two DVDs (among other things), from his collection of hundreds.

Wild Things and Cruel Intentions.

Posted by: Grapefruit La Croix at August 02, 2019 11:35 AM (3U22A)

103 Back from the DMV! They need to hand out stickers like those "I have voted" ones. "I survived another ordeal at the DMV."

Anyhow, it pays to go on-line and fill everything out and have it ready. It's surprising the number of people who are clueless and have to go stand in line and be told what to do when they get there.

So I'm off to Ulta now. Any 'ettes want to go? I have extra coupons.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 11:35 AM (ptqGC)

104 Pan fydd Crocs yn cael ei wahardd, dim ond gwaharddiadau fydd Crocs."

Translated:

"Lace Wigs"
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 02, 2019 11:33 AM (6qErC)



Hmm. All I got was "Ovaltine"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 02, 2019 11:35 AM (9SkN+)

105 Sheen clan

All the above

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 02, 2019 11:35 AM (mgfnd)

106 That's not the right way to go. The only possible way to convince a leftist of the wrongness of his ideas is for them to live with the consequences of their ideas.

Sadly, this takes a long time, and for many of them the human lifespan is just not long enough.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

----

"Ah, if only Comrade Stalin knew."

LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2019 11:35 AM (6WCwE)

107 So Ilhan Omar is now some sort of secret agent for Qatar? Wut? I thought that was Rick Wilson's new gig.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, cofeeist at August 02, 2019 11:35 AM (Prw8W)

108 Visit my web site at 1-800-789-3030.


Download my free paste coupon!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 02, 2019 11:36 AM (pw+jk)

109

Take a good look around you.

You can see countless examples of what diversity and it's handmaiden inclusivness without assimilation brings.

Posted by: iromgrampa at August 02, 2019 11:36 AM (KATBx)

110 "Liberty is to the collective body what health is to every individual body."



**********

It is literally impossible to communicate in any meaningful way with people who think like this.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 02, 2019 11:36 AM (m45I2)

111 Sweetly sings the donkey at the break of a new day.
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Someone must go with him or else he'll run away.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 02, 2019 11:36 AM (MIKMs)

112 I don't know how anyone, male, female, heterosexual or whatever sexual, can look at Beto and say that's one cool, charismatic and intelligent looking guy. I want to vote for him.

Posted by: N.L. Urker at August 02, 2019 11:36 AM (ESjAn)

113 Denice Honey Pie

Posted by: Vic at August 02, 2019 11:36 AM (mpXpK)

114 [scratchs head] I go to the link and get an apollo video.
Posted by: WisRich at August 02, 2019 11:35 AM (G0vdT)


Quitcher complaining

Posted by: Yoko Ono at August 02, 2019 11:36 AM (9SkN+)

115
I'm sorry, this is a no-Welsh zone.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 02, 2019 11:36 AM (ugXlo)

116 110
It is literally impossible to communicate in any meaningful way with people who think like this.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 02, 2019 11:36 AM (m45I2)

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These are the same people who love FDR and also think he was a Republican at the same time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 11:36 AM (iikV8)

117 The decision by the various state prison systems to segregate prisoners by race has had far-reaching consequences in the normal world. It's clear how much prison culture has influenced black culture, with saggy pants, doo-rags, rap, etc. It is really much more pervasive than white-supremacist culture. And there would be no white-supremacist "culture" if it were not for the white prison gangs, releasing their poison out into the normal world with the release of young pecker-woods.

Posted by: motionview at August 02, 2019 11:36 AM (pYQR/)

118 Wow! This Tulsi interview that JJ linked this morning is great. An
informed newsperson asking hard questions, and Tulsi does well with
them. Could she be PDT's VP?



After saying PDT aided al-Qaeda and made them stronger? She's also pro-abortion and has serious problems with the 2nd amendment.

So, NO.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 11:37 AM (ptqGC)

119 DeBolshevik on The Spew just now calling Donald Trump the real socialist...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 02, 2019 11:37 AM (mgfnd)

120 115
I'm sorry, this is a no-Welsh zone.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 02, 2019 11:36 AM (ugXlo)

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I believe all of the world minus Wales is a no-Welsh zone. At least it should be.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 11:37 AM (iikV8)

121 Liberty is to the collective body what health is to every individual body."

Yeah ? Well, then liberty needs an enema

Posted by: JT at August 02, 2019 11:37 AM (arJlL)

122 6 top ten and the girl can't act

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 02, 2019 11:20 AM (/Biz+)


I didn't hire her for her "acting" talent.

Posted by: Harvey Pervstein at August 02, 2019 11:37 AM (tu3iY)

123 I am convinced that Medicare for everyone over 65 is what screwed this argument up for good. Every one in this country who's ever 65 already has the "public option", and they've checked out of this discussion since they're scared someone might take it away from them.

but it's intellectually unsustainable to say that Rich People oer the age of 65 deserve a Public Option, while saying that poor people under the age of 65 don't. It's an impossible argument to make. I don't think we should have more for the young, I think we should have less for the old, but try getting any politician to say that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2019 11:37 AM (Kpl3J)

124 https://twitter.com/Imamofpeace
Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2019 11:28 AM (bDqIh)

-------

Oh great. If you unroll the thread, he seems to strongly imply that Linda Sarsour will be running for Congress in Brooklyn. And she'll win, for sure. *sigh*

And then, there were three.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2019 11:37 AM (AzW6q)

125 Sheen was an idiot.

Martin, Charlie or M. Julio Estevez ?
Posted by: JT at August


****

I was going to say the one splitting the sheets with Richards, but I've heard they're a close family....

Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2019 11:38 AM (L9uv7)

126 Thank goodness Obamacare is no longer law that can be started back up as soon as a Democrat is elected president.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - click to read 40K reasons why you should hit the tip jar. at August 02, 2019 11:38 AM (RMwSd)

127 A good way to get a woman's attention is to wear something incredibly gay / stupid.



By that logic, I should be a babe magnet.



BTW, I love saddle shoes. I have three or four pairs, myself,
though on men I believe they are called "spectator shoes." (and yes, I
know I have left myself wide open to the Horde's mercy)

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 02, 2019 11:35 AM (Ki5SV)

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Are any of them pink? It's good to your daily Crocs some time to dry out.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 02, 2019 11:38 AM (pw+jk)

128 After saying PDT aided al-Qaeda and made them stronger? She's also pro-abortion and has serious problems with the 2nd amendment.


She's a politician. Her principles are interchangeable.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 02, 2019 11:38 AM (9SkN+)

129 124 https://twitter.com/Imamofpeace
Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2019 11:28 AM (bDqIh)

-------

Oh great. If you unroll the thread, he seems to strongly imply that Linda Sarsour will be running for Congress in Brooklyn. And she'll win, for sure. *sigh*

And then, there were three.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2019 11:37 AM (AzW6q)

==========

The Palestinian one should hopefully lose her primary, at least.

I could also imagine Omar losing hers.

I'm less sanguine on the idea of AOC losing hers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 11:38 AM (iikV8)

130
So, NO.

I double agree... She's only slightly less terrible then the rest of the clowns

Posted by: It's me donna at August 02, 2019 11:38 AM (O2RFr)

131
DeBolshevik on The Spew just now calling Donald Trump the real socialist...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 02, 2019 11:37 AM (mgfnd)


Is John McCain's daughter agreeing with him?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 11:39 AM (ptqGC)

132 Oh great. If you unroll the thread, he seems to strongly imply that Linda Sarsour will be running for Congress in Brooklyn. And she'll win, for sure. *sigh*
..

Would be awesome.

Posted by: HA at August 02, 2019 11:39 AM (MAstk)

133 Kuwaiti Journalist Al Saleh, Phd: "It's official, Imam Tawhidi has revealed to the American people who Mohammad al Masnad is. He began by releasing his name and picture, and this will be followed by the uncovering of his plots with US Congresswoman Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN."

https://twitter.com/Imamofpeace

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2019 11:28 AM (bDqIh)

That's the guy Omar was seen holding hands with at a restaurant, isn't it?

Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2019 11:39 AM (cF8AT)

134 Casper Van Dien and Denise Richards, obviously connected by both having one episode roles in Married with Children.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at August 02, 2019 11:39 AM (oZ6kz)

135
Come on you apes. You want to live forever?

Posted by: fixerupper at August 02, 2019 11:23 AM (8XRCm)








That's my line, dummkopf.

Posted by: Zombie Frederick the Great at August 02, 2019 11:39 AM (veoSD)

136 Denise Richards and...then I forgot what I was doing.

Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2019 11:39 AM (dBiBP)

137 >>By that logic, I should be a babe magnet.


Try something dumber...like a handlebar mustache or a sequin eye patch.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 11:40 AM (Rn+tf)

138 You may wear your Spectator Shoes.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 02, 2019 11:40 AM (88+cf)

139 >>People who want "the public option" are just being completely dishonest.

Like this?



@fmanjoo

you should give up your private health insurance
*even if you like it*

because it's perpetuating inequality and part of a system screwing over lots of people generally

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2019 11:40 AM (bDqIh)

140 Hey, Anna! Cool airliner crash into the ocean story.

https://youtu.be/FqRAOvz71B0

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 02, 2019 11:40 AM (+y/Ru)

141 Liberty is to the collective body what health is to every individual body."

It's a mishmash of one of Jefferson's letters. He wrote quite a few after returning to Paris, and dispensed general advice to family members and assorted hangers on...
so the "quote" isn't - it's a mash of words from general advice to a younger man to make sure that he takes time for exercise/general health, as that's tough to do when "at the desk"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 02, 2019 11:40 AM (6qErC)

142 gabbard is a democrat. looks don't mean shit when cray cray. don't fall for the black widow thing. you will pay.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 02, 2019 11:40 AM (KP5rU)

143 137 >>By that logic, I should be a babe magnet.


Try something dumber...like a handlebar mustache or a sequin eye patch.
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 11:40 AM (Rn+tf)

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How about a well-tailored suit?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Destroyer of Worlds at August 02, 2019 11:40 AM (iikV8)

144 I mean, yes the left needs to be stopped, but how bad do I want to victimize normal people who happen to hold leftist beliefs? Not that much. Ordering people around would make sense in a hardened theocracy, but we'll cross that bridge if we come to it.

The SCREEES of banning abortion and cracking down on trans criminals will be quite enough to go on with.

Posted by: trev006 at August 02, 2019 11:40 AM (hiZ2c)

145 Thank goodness Obamacare is no longer law that can be started back up as soon as a Democrat is elected president.

You're welcome

Posted by: ombie John McCain at August 02, 2019 11:40 AM (Prw8W)

146 So, NO.



I double agree... She's only slightly less terrible then the rest of the clowns

Posted by: It's me donna at August 02, 2019 11:38 AM (O2RFr)


My husband said she scares him the most, because she SEEMS reasonable. Tucker has had her on twice now and really like her, but he hasn't asked her one single question, just let her yammer.

Last night Geraldo was absolutely giddy over her because: "Polynesian! Woman! Veteran! Hindu!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 11:41 AM (ptqGC)

147 So I'm off to Ulta now. Any 'ettes want to go? I have extra coupons.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 11:35 AM


Ummmm, Jane, I have a few hours available ...

Posted by: Shep at August 02, 2019 11:41 AM (DMUuz)

148 an Antifa journalist was convicted today
[judge hammers gavel: 'guilty.']
his execution be carried out by submersion in a big milkshake. all channels at 6 pm.

would you like to know more?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 02, 2019 11:41 AM (3Wfn3)

149 Hot Air ditched their Facebook comments thing and opened it up to all. Can't tell that place from daily kos now.

What a shithole.

Posted by: Getcha Pull at August 02, 2019 11:41 AM (aR6C/)

150 107 So Ilhan Omar is now some sort of secret agent for Qatar? Wut? I thought that was Rick Wilson's new gig.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, cofeeist at August 02, 2019 11:35 AM (Prw8W)

I think Qatar (pronounced hooooock PTUI) has enough money that they can buy everybody, or at least those who are not already bought.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 02, 2019 11:41 AM (RD7QR)

151 Jane, trying to ignore so I can eat. But the stupid of that comment ...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 02, 2019 11:41 AM (mgfnd)

152 >>How about a well-tailored suit?


It better be uber expensive. And recognizable as such...

Does it have a Crest? Hand Ticking?

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 11:42 AM (Rn+tf)

153 She's a politician. Her principles are interchangeable.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 02, 2019 11:38 AM (9SkN+)


****

Principles and integrity both come with quick release fasteners.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2019 11:42 AM (L9uv7)

154 How about a well-tailored suit?
=====

Girls'll go crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 02, 2019 11:42 AM (MIKMs)

155 "I want to see their gender studies classes disrupted by screaming goon squads. I want to see their politicians obscenely mocked, slandered, and ran out of restaurants. And I want them to realize the laws won't save them."

One of my closest friends is a lesbian and a conservative. Her mind boggles at these activists normalizing violence and fighting for bigger, more intrusive goverment. As she puts it "Historically, totalitarian governments aren't very nice to people like me."

The left never understands that the pendulum always swings back.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 02, 2019 11:42 AM (BJKQV)

156 I wish to subscribe to the gorilla's newsletter.

Posted by: rickl at August 02, 2019 11:42 AM (xjiRE)

157 Hear! Hear! Bravo! Crush them! Degrade them! Menace them! Terrorize them! Hang em high!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 02, 2019 11:42 AM (hTPJO)

158 Why all the free shit? If we're all gonna die in 12 years just take what you want! A global Katrina!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2019 11:43 AM (L9uv7)

159 100 88 17 Debate-stuff:

Wow! This Tulsi interview that JJ linked this morning is great. An informed newsperson asking hard questions, and Tulsi does well with them. Could she be PDT's VP?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pq-S557XQU
Posted by: m at August 02, 2019 11:22 AM (awAkQ)
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[scratchs head] I go to the link and get an apollo video.
Posted by: WisRich at August 02, 2019 11:35 AM (G0vdT)

Sorry! I hope this works:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2n8nm47

Posted by: m at August 02, 2019 11:43 AM (awAkQ)

160 >> the pendulum always swings back.



Sorry about that...

damned swim trunks and their Velcro Fly!

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 11:43 AM (Rn+tf)

161 155
The left never understands that the pendulum always swings back.



Posted by: 29Victor at August 02, 2019 11:42 AM (BJKQV)

And may it swing back like a wrecking ball.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 02, 2019 11:43 AM (N39Ws)

162 it's a mash of words from general advice to a younger man to make sure that he takes time for exercise/general health, as that's tough to do when "at the desk"...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 02, 2019 11:40 AM (6qErC)

---------

Life advice from Ben Franklin:

https://tinyurl.com/hjbqazo

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2019 11:43 AM (AzW6q)

163 That first bit sounds like a Rorshach monologue.

NTTAWWT

Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2019 11:44 AM (vJw+j)

164 Hoping Today is the day Barr says "just kidding! Hahaha! We are prosecuting you you dirty ho!"

...probably not.. fuck

Posted by: Getcha Pull at August 02, 2019 11:44 AM (aR6C/)

165 Is no one going to say it's Jeri Ryan?

And the dude is the guy who acted with her in Starship Troopers. Ol' what's his name.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 02, 2019 11:44 AM (yL25O)

166 The entire basis for the Left to push Obamacare was for the alleged 40 million involuntarily uninsured. Last I read , it's claimed that 30 million are still uninsured.


What a scam this obviously was from the start.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 02, 2019 11:44 AM (TGtxX)

167 >>And may it swing back like a wrecking ball.


More like a baby's arm holding a wrecking ball...

but, yeah.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 11:44 AM (Rn+tf)

168 You're welcome

Posted by: ombie John McCain

-

Eight years of Republicans poormouthing, not planning, not putting pieces in place, and dropping the ball when we gave them the majority and the most conservative president since Coolidge can't be blamed on one dead nevertrump traitor who everyone knew was a nevertrump traitor.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - click to read 40K reasons why you should hit the tip jar. at August 02, 2019 11:44 AM (RMwSd)

169 146 So, NO.



I double agree... She's only slightly less terrible then the rest of the clowns

Posted by: It's me donna at August 02, 2019 11:38 AM (O2RFr)

My husband said she scares him the most, because she SEEMS reasonable. Tucker has had her on twice now and really like her, but he hasn't asked her one single question, just let her yammer.

Last night Geraldo was absolutely giddy over her because: "Polynesian! Woman! Veteran! Hindu!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 11:41 AM (ptqGC)

Local radio host Rich Zeoli, whom I generally like a lot, has blinders on over her because a., she's attractive, b. she's anti-war, c., see a.

Posted by: josephistan at August 02, 2019 11:44 AM (7HtZB)

170
Thank goodness Obamacare is no longer law that can be started back up as soon as a Democrat is elected president.



You're welcome

Posted by: ombie John McCain at August 02, 2019 11:40 AM (Prw8W)

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If I could have only worked faster. I denounce myself. I did eventually come through for America.

Posted by: John McCains Tumor at August 02, 2019 11:44 AM (pw+jk)

171 160
>> the pendulum always swings back.







Sorry about that...



damned swim trunks and their Velcro Fly!

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 11:43 AM (Rn+tf)
Time for the "grow-ers, not show-ers" to stand up and unite!!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 02, 2019 11:45 AM (N39Ws)

172 Posted by: m at August 02, 2019 11:22 AM (awAkQ)
********
Yeah if Trump wants a Fascist & Muzzie Lover

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 02, 2019 11:45 AM (BqBId)

173 >>Last I read , it's claimed that 30 million are still uninsured.


Those are the ones they want uninsured. The ones who can afford the penalty/tax.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 11:45 AM (Rn+tf)

174 How They Want You To See The 'Single Payer' Option:


*********


Here's the funny part. That depiction of a circulatory system is actually unworkable in the extreme. There aren't dozens of arteries exiting the human heart. Regional maldistribution of blood flow would result in large sections of the country dying off from ischemia and subsequent necrosis.

Which, come to think of it, is probably the ultimate unstated goal.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 02, 2019 11:45 AM (m45I2)

175 Last I read , it's claimed that 30 million are still uninsured

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They switched to using percent uninsured because the numbers are exactly the same as before we spent $3-5 trillion.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - click to read 40K reasons why you should hit the tip jar. at August 02, 2019 11:45 AM (RMwSd)

176 Faye Dunaway

Mandy Potenkin

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 02, 2019 11:45 AM (pw+jk)

177 would you like to know more?
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 02, 2019 11:41 AM (3Wfn3)


****

The shower scene.
Yeah. I'd like to know more.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2019 11:45 AM (L9uv7)

178 USA cities might be shitholes butvtgst is not stopping people especially young people from heading there for increased social and economic reasons

Posted by: Kurt at August 02, 2019 11:46 AM (2ZjaH)

179 Life advice from Ben Franklin:

https://tinyurl.com/hjbqazo"

"but if you make an ugly woman your wife..."

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 02, 2019 11:46 AM (6qErC)

180 Off to run errands. Ya'll have fun.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 11:47 AM (ptqGC)

181 I opened up a you tube vid of Stevie Ray Vaughn, but have been watching the hour long Victor Davis Hanson Hillsdale WWII ad that preceded it instead.

Posted by: josephistan at August 02, 2019 11:47 AM (7HtZB)

182 The chick is Charlie whstzisname from 2 1/2 mens ex.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 02, 2019 11:47 AM (hTPJO)

183 Also, they switched to percentages way before Trump was elected.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - click to read 40K reasons why you should hit the tip jar. at August 02, 2019 11:47 AM (RMwSd)

184 >> Life advice from Ben Franklin:

https://tinyurl.com/hjbqazo"

"but if you make an ugly woman your wife..."


I think you mean Kid Creole.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 11:47 AM (Rn+tf)

185
My husband said she scares him the most, because she SEEMS reasonable.

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Your husband is right. She's of course a terrible Dem. But she's young, attractive and plays the moderate. She's a veteran.

I'm glad the Dems are so crazy that they can't see she's the only with a chance to get Trump. Nope - they'll only have a barking mad Leftist.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2019 11:47 AM (AzW6q)

186 Sorry! I hope this works:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2n8nm47
Posted by: m at August 02, 2019 11:43 AM (awAkQ)
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Ah, better. Thanks

Posted by: WisRich at August 02, 2019 11:47 AM (G0vdT)

187 BRB, gotta a cream pie to clean up.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at August 02, 2019 11:48 AM (pw+jk)

188 gabbard is a democrat. looks don't mean shit when cray cray. don't fall for the black widow thing. you will pay.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 02, 2019 11:40 AM (KP5rU)

Yup....you know who else sold hisself as a moderate?

Billy Jeff and his lovely wife, Hillary, back in 1992.

Oh, the horror, the horror.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 02, 2019 11:48 AM (Z+IKu)

189 Here's the funny part. That depiction of a circulatory system is actually unworkable in the extreme. There aren't dozens of arteries exiting the human heart. Regional maldistribution of blood flow would result in large sections of the country dying off from ischemia and subsequent necrosis.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 02, 2019 11:45 AM


Finally! Someone who appreciates me for who I am!

Posted by: Hemodynamics at August 02, 2019 11:48 AM (DMUuz)

190 Here's the funny part. That depiction of a circulatory system is actually unworkable in the extreme. There aren't dozens of arteries exiting the human heart. Regional maldistribution of blood flow would result in large sections of the country dying off from ischemia and subsequent necrosis.

Which, come to think of it, is probably the ultimate unstated goal.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 02, 2019 11:45 AM (m45I2)

...

The Party of Science uses Bad Anatomy to try to sell how super smart they are about health care.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 02, 2019 11:48 AM (yL25O)

191
One of my closest friends is a lesbian and a conservative. Her mind boggles at these activists normalizing violence and fighting for bigger, more intrusive goverment. As she puts it "Historically, totalitarian governments aren't very nice to people like me."

The left never understands that the pendulum always swings back.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 02, 2019 11:42 AM (BJKQV)






Indeed. One of the more common historical characteristics of socialist/communist regimes is the criminalization of homosexuality. Not just of homosexual acts, but merely BEING homosexual was enough to get you tossed into a concentration camp or gulag.

Oh, and abortion was usually illegal as well. Can't have anything interfering with the birth rate, because socialist/communist regimes need cannon fodder. Oddly enough, the ChiComs are the outliers, because they already have enough cannon fodder. Too much though, that's a huge economic burden, so One-Child Policy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 02, 2019 11:48 AM (veoSD)

192 USA cities might be shitholes butvtgst is not stopping people especially young people from heading there for increased social and economic reasons

-

It's this kind of careful insight that keeps me coming back here.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - click to read 40K reasons why you should hit the tip jar. at August 02, 2019 11:49 AM (RMwSd)

193 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 02, 2019 11:33 AM (ugXlo)

Thanks for your prayers. All prayers are heard. It's a great thing we can do for other believers

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2019 11:49 AM (+0VWg)

194 undercover brother huh? Gotta check that out

Posted by: zeera Gimme some 12 bar blues with a B3 please at August 02, 2019 11:49 AM (T9rmq)

195 Kudos to the horde, because with me knowing not much at all about the Dem candidates, and getting swayed by one interview of Tulsi, a whole bunch of you offered me informed and collegial rebuttals to that.

Posted by: m at August 02, 2019 11:49 AM (awAkQ)

196 Posted by: Moron Robbie - click to read 40K reasons why you should hit the tip jar. at August 02, 2019 11:44 AM (RMwSd)


Truth.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffeeist at August 02, 2019 11:50 AM (Prw8W)

197 How They Want You To See The 'Single Payer' Option:

-
And by "option" they mean mandatory.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 02, 2019 11:50 AM (+y/Ru)

198 >>undercover brother huh? Gotta check that out


Funny movie with a great shower / fight scene.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 11:50 AM (Rn+tf)

199 Posted by: Kurt at August 02, 2019 11:46 AM (2ZjaH)

Birds of a feather shit on streets together.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 02, 2019 11:50 AM (TGtxX)

200 Barr declines to prosecute.

In a grim way, I almost look forward to the usual suspects explaining how this is really seventh-dimensional chess, PDT is holding his cards to his vest and Steiner will come any day now!

It's not even rising to the level of a joke anymore, FFS.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 02, 2019 11:50 AM (Ki5SV)

201 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
42m
Kim Jong Un and North Korea tested 3 short range missiles over the last number of days. These missiles tests are not a violation of our signed Singapore agreement, nor was there discussion of short range missiles when we shook hands. There may be a United Nations violation, but,Chairman Kim does not want to disappoint me with a violation of trust, there is far too much for North Korea to gain - the potential as a Country, under Kim Jong Un's leadership, is unlimited. Also, there is far too much to lose. I may be wrong, but I believe that.Chairman Kim has a great and beautiful vision for his country, and only the United States, with me as President, can make that vision come true. He will do the right thing because he is far too smart not to, and he does not want to disappoint his friend, President Trump!

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 02, 2019 11:50 AM (BqBId)

202 195 Kudos to the horde, because with me knowing not much at all about the Dem candidates, and getting swayed by one interview of Tulsi, a whole bunch of you offered me informed and collegial rebuttals to that.

If somehow she got elected , she would be as Socialist as the rest with the exception of the Military.

Posted by: It's me donna at August 02, 2019 11:50 AM (O2RFr)

203 There are no out of pocket limits for Medicare, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - click to read 40K reasons why you should hit the tip jar. at August 02, 2019 11:51 AM (RMwSd)

204
Oh, it looks like English-speaking Kurt is gone. The other one's back from his scabies treatments.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2019 11:51 AM (AzW6q)

205 188
Yup....you know who else sold hisself as a moderate?

Billy Jeff and his lovely wife, Hillary, back in 1992.

Oh, the horror, the horror.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 02, 2019 11:48 AM (Z+IKu)


Obama in 2008, too.

Posted by: rickl at August 02, 2019 11:51 AM (xjiRE)

206
I'm glad the Dems are so crazy that they can't see she's the only
with a chance to get Trump. Nope - they'll only have a barking mad
Leftist.
=====

Compare and contrast: Sitting Senators Maizie Hirono and Tammy Duckworth vs Gabbard.

Yes, much of a muchness.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 02, 2019 11:51 AM (MIKMs)

207 The pendulum always swings back? What is the name of this pendulum, is it as organized and prepared as the left? Does it have access to the full force of the law behind it like the left?

Posted by: JROD at August 02, 2019 11:51 AM (3n/RG)

208 He will do the right thing because he is far too smart not to, and he does not want to disappoint his friend, President Trump!
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 02, 2019 11:50 AM (BqBId)

Pretty clever...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 02, 2019 11:52 AM (O2RFr)

209 Tulsi jumped the shark for me when she indicated Trump supports Al Queda. Fuck you bitch.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 02, 2019 11:52 AM (TGtxX)

210 After saying PDT aided al-Qaeda and made them stronger? She's also pro-abortion and has serious problems with the 2nd amendment.

So, NO.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2019 11:37 AM (ptqGC)

Will someone explain to me the obsession some have on here with believing Mike Pence is a liability? Pence is an experienced governor, a long term Republican representative in the House, and has zero personal liabilities . He has helped guide Trump through his initial contacts and understanding of how Congress works and doesn't work, he knows a lot of the Congress people and can lobby them personally.

Unlike people on here who complain he's wooden , etc when he speaks at rallies, I've actually heard him in person three different times at NRA rallies, and he is dynamic, holds the audience's attention, is funny and very well received.

But apparently there are people on here who think Trump needs T & A Democrat ( face it, that's all you guys talk about when she is in a debate, what she's saying is of no interest to you) as a VP, who would be next in line should anything happen to Trump.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 02, 2019 11:52 AM (JxFs6)

211 I opened up a you tube vid of Stevie Ray Vaughn, but have been watching the hour long Victor Davis Hanson Hillsdale WWII ad that preceded it instead.

You, sir, are a good American.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffeeist at August 02, 2019 11:52 AM (Prw8W)

212 192 USA cities might be shitholes butvtgst is not stopping people especially young people from heading there for increased social and economic reasons

-

It's this kind of careful insight that keeps me coming back here.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - click to read 40K reasons why you should hit the tip jar. at August 02, 2019 11:49 AM (RMwSd)

Shithole Butvtgst? This is about Mayor Pete, isn't it?

Posted by: josephistan at August 02, 2019 11:52 AM (7HtZB)

213 Nikki scolding her former boss....


Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump

Really bad news! The Baltimore house of Elijah Cummings was robbed. Too bad!

@NikkiHaley

Replying to @realDonaldTrump

This is so unnecessary.

Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2019 11:52 AM (cF8AT)

214 speaking of tentacles, hi Kurt.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 02, 2019 11:52 AM (3Wfn3)

215

Hemo the Magnificent

https://youtu.be/08QDu2pGtkc

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2019 11:52 AM (aKsyK)

216 "Really bad news!" President Trump wrote on Twitter. "The Baltimore house of Elijah Cummings was robbed. Too bad!"

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 02, 2019 11:53 AM (BqBId)

217 "Liberty is to the collective body what health is to every individual body."


*********


Seriously. Can anybody take a stab at deciphering what they are trying to say with this?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 02, 2019 11:53 AM (m45I2)

218 @NikkiHaley

Replying to @realDonaldTrump

This is so unnecessary.

And so are you Nikki

Posted by: It's me donna at August 02, 2019 11:53 AM (O2RFr)

219 165 Is no one going to say it's Jeri Ryan?

Posted by: TexasDan at August 02, 2019 11:44 AM (yL25O)


No, you're the first. But you're wrong, sorry.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 02, 2019 11:53 AM (Nq3+Y)

220 FBN current headline:

"Cooking with CBD"


You're famous Charlie!

Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2019 11:53 AM (cF8AT)

221 210 Will someone explain to me the obsession some have on here with believing Mike Pence is a liability? Pence is an experienced governor, a long term Republican representative in the House, and has zero personal liabilities . He has helped guide Trump through his initial contacts and understanding of how Congress works and doesn't work, he knows a lot of the Congress people and can lobby them personally.

Unlike people on here who complain he's wooden , etc when he speaks at rallies, I've actually heard him in person three different times at NRA rallies, and he is dynamic, holds the audience's attention, is funny and very well received.

But apparently there are people on here who think Trump needs T & A Democrat ( face it, that's all you guys talk about when she is in a debate, what she's saying is of no interest to you) as a VP, who would be next in line should anything happen to Trump.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 02, 2019 11:52 AM (JxFs6)

I meant no disrespect to Mike Pence.

Posted by: m at August 02, 2019 11:53 AM (awAkQ)

222 EXCELLENT RANT! Count me in ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Those who make criminal justice impossible will make vigilante justice inevitable at August 02, 2019 11:53 AM (WqPYg)

223 194 undercover brother huh? Gotta check that out
Posted by: zeera Gimme some 12 bar blues with a B3 please at August 02, 2019 11:49 AM (T9rmq)

One of my guilty pleasure favorites.

Posted by: josephistan at August 02, 2019 11:53 AM (7HtZB)

224 Bond made her cum twice. Yeah.

File under Things You Couldn't Release Today.

TWINE gets a lot of flak, but it's remarkably prescient about media moguls wanting to gaslight everyone.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 02, 2019 11:53 AM (ZGrMX)

225 If somehow she got elected , she would be as Socialist as the rest with the exception of the Military.

Posted by: It's me donna


Of course, but that doesn't mean she's not well-spoken, and, more importantly, she's attractive enough not to frighten the livestock.

Posted by: pep at August 02, 2019 11:54 AM (T6t7i)

226 219 165 Is no one going to say it's Jeri Ryan?

Posted by: TexasDan at August 02, 2019 11:44 AM (yL25O)

No, you're the first. But you're wrong, sorry.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 02, 2019 11:53 AM (Nq3+Y)

..

Oh duh. Denise Richards.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 02, 2019 11:55 AM (yL25O)

227 "In short I want every f*ing progressive in America to have their faces ground in the dirt the way they've been grinding the flag of this country in the dirt."

The problem is, not all of us think this way (and almost none of our elites do) but ALL of them think this way.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 02, 2019 11:55 AM (H8QX8)

228 Oh, it looks like English-speaking Kurt is gone. The other one's back from his scabies treatments.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2019 11:51 AM (AzW6q)


I'm honestly surprised there was anything left of him, post-scabies treatment

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffeeist at August 02, 2019 11:55 AM (Prw8W)

229 And may it swing back like a wrecking ball.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 02, 2019 11:43 AM


I'm on it!

Posted by: Miley Cyrus at August 02, 2019 11:55 AM (ejd/p)

230 34 Denise Richards and that guy in that version of Starship Troopers that needs to be destroyed with flame.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 02, 2019 11:24 AM (RD7QR)

Take it up with Paul Verhoeven.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 02, 2019 11:55 AM (NWiLs)

231 Regarding Rahm's "Hands Off Obama" order:
Fuck him and fuck Obama.
What is he, some kind of deity who must never be criticized or questioned? At BEST , Barky was an abject mediocrity who uttered banalities and flounced around, chin aloft, bathed in the media glow.
But he was much, much worse than that.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2019 11:55 AM (NFEMn)

232
"Liberty is to the collective body what health is to every individual body."





*********





Seriously. Can anybody take a stab at deciphering what they are trying to say with this?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 02, 2019 11:53 AM (m45I2)

===
Give me all your money and I will control you with rationed medical care?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 02, 2019 11:56 AM (pw+jk)

233 Christmas doesn't come just once a year!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 02, 2019 11:56 AM (q1Pj5)

234
Replying to @realDonaldTrump

This is so unnecessary.

And so are you Nikki
Posted by: It's me donna at August 02, 2019 11:53 AM (O2RFr)

--------

I haven't trusted that GOPe tool since she was governor of SC.

Once I saw all the NeverTrumpers drooling over the prospect of her running against Trump in 2020 (laughable, I know), my suspicions were entirely confirmed.

She's one of them. Don't be fooled.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2019 11:56 AM (AzW6q)

235 Can anybody take a stab at deciphering what they are trying to say with this?"

Give me more of your money.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 02, 2019 11:56 AM (6qErC)

236 165 Is no one going to say it's Jeri Ryan?
Posted by: TexasDan at August 02, 2019 11:44 AM (yL25O)

Always had a thing for Jeri Ryan. As my father would say, a real tomato.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 02, 2019 11:56 AM (H8QX8)

237 >>Regarding Rahm's "Hands Off Obama" order:
Fuck him and fuck Obama.


Already half finished, Boss.

Posted by: Richard Branson at August 02, 2019 11:57 AM (Rn+tf)

238 "206
Compare and contrast: Sitting Senators Maizie Hirono and Tammy Duckworth vs Gabbard.

Yes, much of a muchness.


Posted by: mustbequantum at August 02, 2019 11:51 AM (MIKMs)"
..The Dunning-Kruger streak is strong with a particular variety of the sheltered moonbat ladies. They're really big on the notion of how brilliant they are.

Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at August 02, 2019 11:57 AM (eAshZ)

239 Liberty is to the collective body what health is to every individual body."


Health Insurance is a constitutional right !

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 02, 2019 11:57 AM (TGtxX)

240 If you watch the YT video of Tulsi, I believe she farts at about 6:42.

Posted by: pep at August 02, 2019 11:57 AM (T6t7i)

241 the strange thing is the only things stolen out of cumming's place were his wife's financial records. weird.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 02, 2019 11:57 AM (KP5rU)

242 224 Bond made her cum twice. Yeah.

File under Things You Couldn't Release Today.

TWINE gets a lot of flak, but it's remarkably prescient about media moguls wanting to gaslight everyone.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 02, 2019 11:53 AM (ZGrMX

=====

Isn't that Tomorrow never Dies?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at August 02, 2019 11:57 AM (7eJrV)

243 Barr declines to prosecute.

=====

In a grim way, I almost look forward to the usual suspects explaining how this is really seventh-dimensional chess, PDT is holding his cards to his vest and Steiner will come any day now!

It's not even rising to the level of a joke anymore, FFS.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 02, 2019 11:50 AM


You are far too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 02, 2019 11:57 AM (DMUuz)

244 There are no out of pocket limits for Medicare, right?


*******

Not sure quite what you are asking or if you are snarking, but:

Medicare providers are not permitted to "balance bill" the patient for that portion of their charges not covered by Medicare.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 02, 2019 11:57 AM (m45I2)

245 240 If you watch the YT video of Tulsi, I believe she farts at about 6:42.
Posted by: pep at August 02, 2019 11:57 AM (T6t7i)

I think it's Skype or something like that; really bad quality.

Posted by: m at August 02, 2019 11:58 AM (awAkQ)

246 >>"Liberty is to the collective body what health is to every individual body."


Give us yo Monies

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 11:58 AM (Rn+tf)

247 Medicare for all, and then the gap insurance coverage would mysteriously settle itself out in a decade or so to where it costs almost exactly what people pay for premiums today.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - click to read 40K reasons why you should hit the tip jar. at August 02, 2019 11:58 AM (RMwSd)

248 Sorry late but EPIC morning rant! And the Ex Mrs Sheen has always been one of my favorites. Pretty face and HUGE tracts of land!

Posted by: Ted Striker's Polka Hits at August 02, 2019 11:58 AM (7nbjV)

249 You know why the left wants single payer so badly? So they can get life or death control of you. Same reason they want gun control so badly.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 02, 2019 11:58 AM (hTPJO)

250 Coming up on Netflix: Obama in The Man Who Would Be King.

A god who bleeds! *chase scene onto rope bridge*

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 02, 2019 11:58 AM (q1Pj5)

251 Isn't that Tomorrow never Dies?"

Si.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 02, 2019 11:58 AM (6qErC)

252 Really bad news!" President Trump wrote on Twitter. "The Baltimore house of Elijah Cummings was robbed. Too bad!"
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 02, 2019 11:53 AM (BqBId)

I'm far from an eeyore, and I actually think most of Trump's tweets are a hoot, which somehow advance his agenda.

But what purpose does this tweet serve?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2019 11:58 AM (NFEMn)

253 >>the strange thing is the only things stolen out of cumming's place were his wife's financial records.


And his DVD of Cruel Intentions, apparently.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 11:58 AM (Rn+tf)

254

Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump

Really bad news! The Baltimore house of Elijah Cummings was robbed. Too bad!

@NikkiHaley

Replying to @realDonaldTrump

This is so unnecessary.
Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2019 11:52 AM (cF8AT)

Quick, let's elect her president in 2024!

Posted by: blue horseshoe at August 02, 2019 11:59 AM (ltDdP)

255 Is no one going to say it's Jeri Ryan?
Posted by: TexasDan at August 02, 2019 11:44 AM

=====

Always had a thing for Jeri Ryan. As my father would say, a real tomato.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 02, 2019 11:56 AM


Y'all understand that she was responsible for Obama?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 02, 2019 11:59 AM (DMUuz)

256 Posted by: Jen the original at August 02, 2019 11:52 AM (JxFs6)

I like and respect Pence and think his style of speaking is fine. That's just how he is; He just doesn't have the rollicking style of Trump.I don't think Trump should jettison him for a woman in 2020. I think that would be a sell out. As far as T&A this is a major source if discussion amongst some horde members. What are you going to do? I generally make jokes about it and post pictures of Boobies and tits and hooters (the birds)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2019 11:59 AM (+0VWg)

257 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 12:00 PM (9gDA7)

258 Y'all understand that she was responsible for Obama?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 02, 2019 11:59 AM (DMUuz)

Nope. Bush was.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 02, 2019 12:00 PM (H8QX8)

259 Jeri Ryan didn't want that divorce information divulged. Blame an activist judge for that shit. and blame Mr Ryan' s dick.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 02, 2019 12:00 PM (3Wfn3)

260 Will someone explain to me the obsession some have on here with believing Mike Pence is a liability?

Posted by: Jen the original at August 02, 2019 11:52 AM (JxFs6)


Yes, I'd be happy to. But first, hard pass on Tulsi for VP, if that was ever a possibility.

Second, Pence is a good man. I like him, but I don't trust him to not cave under pressure. That was what he did when he was governor of Indiana, when their state legislature passed their own RFRA law to protect bakers and caterers not to have to violate their beliefs to stay in business. Well, the homo lobby threw a hissy fit, so Pence agreed to modifications of the law, which essentially gutted it.

As I said, Pence is a good man, and I like him. But we don't need a good man right now, we need an asshole with a baseball bat and a bullhorn to put the hurt on the progressives.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 02, 2019 12:00 PM (Nq3+Y)

261 I agree with the rant.

Not that I want to see lunatic gunmen running around shooting up baseball practices, but it's becoming high time liberals get their goon squad shit back at them.

Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 12:01 PM (9gDA7)

262 "the pendulum always swings back."

Find the period of oscillation under 1G if the length is 1 meter and the mass on the end is 1kg. Assume the pendulum arm itself is mass-less...

Posted by: Chris M at August 02, 2019 12:01 PM (eAZVt)

263 Barr declines to prosecute.

=====

In a grim way, I almost look forward to the usual suspects explaining how this is really seventh-dimensional chess, PDT is holding his cards to his vest and Steiner will come any day now!

It's not even rising to the level of a joke anymore, FFS.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 02, 2019 11:50 AM

I'm with those who are saying that Barr has "bigger" plans for Comey.
My evidence is that Trump has not expressed his disappointment in a tweet.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2019 12:01 PM (NFEMn)

264 >>>>Last I read , it's claimed that 30 million are still uninsured.



Funny, it was those same 30 million that was used to up-end the entire medical care industry back in 2009.

It's almost like they keep using the same darn people to justify whatever power grab they currently want, knowing full well the problem used to justify it will remain, safely handy to use for the next power grabbing idea.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2019 12:01 PM (bDqIh)

265 I realize he's the wrong gender, color, isn't gay and fails every intersectionality test, but (as of now) Ron DeSantis is looking more and more like a worthy successor to PDJT, when that time comes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffeeist at August 02, 2019 12:01 PM (Prw8W)

266 Nikki Haley did, IMHO, an admirable job as ambassador to the UN. But her time as governor of SC along with her questionable 2A stance is enough to relegate her to the "get off my lawn" crowd.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 02, 2019 12:02 PM (N39Ws)

267
PS - there is no possible outcome where Tulsi becomes Trump's VP. I'd be surprised if any Republican even replaces Pence. Pence has been (apparently, outwardly) loyal to Trump and MAGA, and I believe he will be retained unless he wants out.

Trump can trust very, very few people.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2019 12:02 PM (AzW6q)

268 Always had a thing for Jeri Ryan. As my father would say, a real tomato.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 02, 2019 11:56 AM

Y'all understand that she was responsible for Obama?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 02, 2019 11:59 AM (DMUuz)

Please stop with this. She fought to keep her divorce records sealed. If anything, in a round about way, she tried to stop Obama. Although, her intention was to protect her son.

Some paid off judge unsealed them...

Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2019 12:02 PM (cF8AT)

269 Y'all understand that she was responsible for Obama?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 02, 2019 11:59 AM (DMUuz)

Nope. Bush was.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 02, 2019 12:00 PM


If she'd just gone to the club with Jack Ryan, he'd have won, The One wouldn't have, and would be a footnote to Illinois history at this point.

QED.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 02, 2019 12:02 PM (DMUuz)

270 fucking dupes who fell for obama's giant pantload of bullshit were responsible for obama. half of the country is mentally deficient.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 02, 2019 12:02 PM (KP5rU)

271 Y'all understand that she was responsible for Obama?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 02, 2019 11:59 AM (DMUuz)

Nope. Bush was.

-
Harsh but fair.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 02, 2019 12:02 PM (+y/Ru)

272 Wasn't Carmencita the only under 30 female character who didn't get nekked in Troopers?

Posted by: Fox2! at August 02, 2019 12:02 PM (svczd)

273 I agree.

I'm perfectly okay with using the levers of power to hound, hary and harass every single liberal and liberal sympathizer.

We warned them and begged them and pleaded with them that they would not like comes next.

And yet they persisted

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 02, 2019 12:03 PM (k81AA)

274 I haven't trusted that GOPe tool since she was governor of SC.
=====

And Pence GOPe tool as governor of IN.

Both backed down when given executive authority against the mobs.

Both are very good when given limited purviews, but when the 'buck stops here' they can't get it done.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 02, 2019 12:03 PM (MIKMs)

275 Kudos to the horde, because with me knowing not much at all about the Dem candidates, and getting swayed by one interview of Tulsi, a whole bunch of you offered me informed and collegial rebuttals to that.
Posted by: m


Always, ALWAYS look to their stance on the 2nd Amendment. That will tell you what type of person they are.

"If you need 30 rounds to hunt, you suck at hunting".

"Yeah. And if you need an unarmed citizenry in order to govern, you suck at governing".

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2019 12:03 PM (aNSOb)

276 Mike Ditka deciding not to run was another inflection point.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 02, 2019 12:03 PM (DMUuz)

277 230 34 Denise Richards and that guy in that version of Starship Troopers that needs to be destroyed with flame.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 02, 2019 11:24 AM (RD7QR)

Take it up with Paul Verhoeven.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 02, 2019 11:55 AM (NWiLs)

Goddamn restraining order...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 02, 2019 12:03 PM (RD7QR)

278 Y'all understand that she was responsible for Obama?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 02, 2019 11:59 AM (DMUuz)

Nope. Bush was.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 02, 2019 12:00 PM (H8QX

____

Nope.

Mike Ditka was.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 02, 2019 12:04 PM (8XRCm)

279 Booker has such a pretty mouth.

Posted by: Flaming Clown Boner at August 02, 2019 12:04 PM (eAZVt)

280 I thought Dika was responsible.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at August 02, 2019 12:04 PM (TGtxX)

281 Denise Richards is purty.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2019 12:04 PM (K/2j/)

282 Sheesh. Boston has an area called Methadone Mile. I'm not sure where, it's the first I'm hearing of it.

Buncha thugs beat a corrections officer in the street there yesterday.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 02, 2019 12:04 PM (fuK7c)

283 Hemo the Magnificent
https://youtu.be/08QDu2pGtkc
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2019 11:52 AM (aKsyK)


I love those old 'Magic Screen' Disney science films.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 02, 2019 12:04 PM (Nq3+Y)

284
**fistbumps Duncanthrax**

Posted by: fixerupper at August 02, 2019 12:04 PM (8XRCm)

285 Second, Pence is a good man. I like him, but I don't trust him to not cave under pressure.

I agree that he is a good man, and I doubt he's a caver. My objection is different. He's simply lacks the charisma necessary to be successful as a Presidential candidate. Self-mockery of your lack of excitement is fine, and he does it well, but he's just to dull to win. MHO.

Posted by: pep at August 02, 2019 12:05 PM (T6t7i)

286 The question was, is Pence a liability? No, not under Trump. But on his own, yes, he's a marshmallow man, and next to useless.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 02, 2019 12:05 PM (H8QX8)

287 Speaking of Jerri's....what ever happened to Jerry Hall?

She did a bunch of videos with Roxy Music if I remember right.

She was a knockout!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 02, 2019 12:05 PM (Z+IKu)

288 Some paid off judge unsealed them...
Posted by: Tami at August

****

And there is the real reason we know Obumbles was identified early on by the Prog Masters as someone to protect and prop up. It would not of mattered what Ryan did.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2019 12:06 PM (L9uv7)

289 Denise and Caspar? Sounds like a '90s rom-com.

My car was sidelined and now to be totaled by a recent rainstorm flood, so I'm waiting to hear $$$ from Flo's Bros and doing some online shopping. The car was a '15 BMW 3 Series. I doubt I'll go with another one, even though any low-slung car would have suffered the same fate in this pesthole. Probably I'll go back to Buick. Their sporty-ish Regal model with the turbo is verrry nice!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 02, 2019 12:06 PM (ClOmq)

290 As I said, Pence is a good man, and I like him. But
we don't need a good man right now, we need an asshole with a baseball
bat and a bullhorn to put the hurt on the progressives.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at August 02, 2019 12:00 PM (Nq3+Y)

Yes, #46 needs to be more like Rowdy Roddy Piper and less like J. Danforth Quayle.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 02, 2019 12:06 PM (q1Pj5)

291
Both are very good when given limited purviews, but when the 'buck stops here' they can't get it done.
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 02, 2019 12:03 PM (MIKMs)

--------

For what it's worth, I think Haley is a lot more treacherous than Pence. She's out for herself and the establishment.

And yes, I would have grave reservations about a President Pence, but he's VP for now, and the buck stops with Trump. I'm cool with him being where he's at.

And who knows - maybe eight years of learning at Trump's knee will toughen him up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2019 12:06 PM (AzW6q)

292 Yeah. And if you need an unarmed citizenry in order to govern, you suck at governing".

-

Stolen

Posted by: Moron Robbie - click to read 40K reasons why you should hit the tip jar. at August 02, 2019 12:06 PM (RMwSd)

293 I am waiting for some of the high-profile pols accusing Trump of being a Russian agent turn out to be getting significantly large donations from PRC.


Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2019 12:07 PM (vJw+j)

294 >>Speaking of Jerri's....what ever happened to Jerry Hall?


Didn't she marry Mick Jagger?

Probably has 17 kinds of herpes now.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 12:07 PM (Rn+tf)

295 Stolen
Posted by: Moron Robbie



You can't steal what is freely given.
Please. Spread far and wide.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2019 12:07 PM (aNSOb)

296 285
Second, Pence is a good man. I like him, but I don't trust him to not cave under pressure.

I
agree that he is a good man, and I doubt he's a caver. My objection is
different. He's simply lacks the charisma necessary to be successful as a
Presidential candidate. Self-mockery of your lack of excitement is
fine, and he does it well, but he's just to dull to win. MHO.


Posted by: pep at August 02, 2019 12:05 PM (T6t7i)
Sadly, voters are drawn more and more to personalities instead of leaders. Obama was an empty suit but was a great speaker as long as he had a teleprompter. People at that up. He was propped up as a messiah. People at that up.Trump is a personality too. But he isn't an empty suit. More like an elephant in a china shop. People are eating this up.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 02, 2019 12:08 PM (N39Ws)

297 Wasn't Carmencita the only under 30 female character who didn't get nekked in Troopers?

Posted by: Fox2! at August 02, 2019 12:02 PM (svczd)

Her agent was a tough negotiator. No nude scenes!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 02, 2019 12:08 PM (q1Pj5)

298
I'm with those who are saying that Barr has "bigger" plans for Comey.
My evidence is that Trump has not expressed his disappointment in a tweet.
Posted by: JoeF.

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A reasonable measure. And thank God for social media so Trump has a way of communicating with his supporters.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2019 12:08 PM (M9ntN)

299 >>After saying PDT aided al-Qaeda and made them stronger? She's also pro-abortion and has serious problems with the 2nd amendment.

So, NO.

- - -

Yeah, she equates Trump working with Saudi Arabia to directly supporting AQ.
That may have been true in the past, but the new Saudi prince is different. He is making the incremental changes needed, such as slowly rolling out women's rights (see how women now granted passports w/out male relative's permission) and how he locked up all of the worst Saudis such as the oily Al-Waleed bin Talal.

Not perfect, not terror-funding free, but . . . not Iran and Qatar, which is the alternative force in the region. By dumping on SA I wonder which ME power Tulsi feels we should ally with.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2019 12:08 PM (bDqIh)

300 Didn't she marry Mick Jagger?

She moved on to spending his money. I half remember that she found a billionaire next.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 02, 2019 12:09 PM (fuK7c)

301 For what it's worth, I think Haley is a lot more treacherous than Pence. She's out for herself and the establishment.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2019 12:06 PM (AzW6q)

Agreed.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 02, 2019 12:09 PM (H8QX8)

302
Diz was better looking!!

FIGHT ME!!

Posted by: fixerupper at August 02, 2019 12:09 PM (8XRCm)

303 Marianne Williamson could end up as the D nominee

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 02, 2019 12:09 PM (3Wfn3)

304 Wonder what cooth is up to these days???

Posted by: lin-duh at August 02, 2019 12:09 PM (UUBmN)

305 Drat, missed this, yesterday was the bicentennial of the birth of Herman Melville (1819-1891) in New York City.

Posted by: Ishmael at August 02, 2019 12:09 PM (CDGwz)

306 JFK Jr going down in that plane crash is why we have both Obama AND Hillary.

If he lives, he's elected senator of NY , not Hillary and then elected President in 2008, not Obama.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2019 12:09 PM (NFEMn)

307 >>Marianne Williamson could end up as the D nominee


Her VP could be a chunk of Quartz Crystal.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 12:10 PM (Rn+tf)

308 Top chick looks like a donkey scrotum, second chick looks like she was just defiled by that dirtbag Sheen.

Posted by: Fritz at August 02, 2019 12:10 PM (kLDv+)

309 Didn't she marry Mick Jagger?

She moved on to spending his money. I half remember that she found a billionaire next.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 02, 2019 12:09 PM (fuK7c)

Yes, but she pumped out a few kids with Mick first.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2019 12:11 PM (NFEMn)

310 I'm with those who are saying that Barr has "bigger" plans for Comey.
My evidence is that Trump has not expressed his disappointment in a tweet.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2019 12:01 PM (NFEMn)

...

Why then announce the whole thing (or leak or whatever) that they find lack of intent blah blah blah.

If you intend to absolutely grind Comey to powder with some later charges just announce what he did and let it sit there. Don't say what the plan is one way or another.

And then when the day comes and you charge and arrest him, you can have those crimes included or not as you see fit.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 02, 2019 12:11 PM (yL25O)

311 Obama was inevitable. Maybe a good thing he ran through the system when he did. Maybe it was better Romney and McCain lost.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 02, 2019 12:11 PM (H8QX8)

312 More free stuff ?
Like public libraries and food for poor kids ?

Posted by: Kurt at August 02, 2019 12:11 PM (sHeLP)

313 307
>>Marianne Williamson could end up as the D nominee





Her VP could be a chunk of Quartz Crystal.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 12:10 PM (Rn+tf)
Her VP is a Scientologist?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 02, 2019 12:11 PM (N39Ws)

314 306 JFK Jr going down in that plane crash is why we have both Obama AND Hillary.

If he lives, he's elected senator of NY , not Hillary and then elected President in 2008, not Obama.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2019 12:09 PM (NFEMn)


SO, you're saying JFK Jr declined the invitation to Fort Marcy Park?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 02, 2019 12:11 PM (BiNEL)

315
btw, Pence is already on the KAG gear, so no T&A veep for the next term.

Does he plan to run in 2024 though? I wonder.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2019 12:11 PM (M9ntN)

316 Josephastan which is why men should give up their vote

Posted by: Willow at August 02, 2019 12:11 PM (3Lhlu)

317 Wonder what cooth is up to these days???

Posted by: lin-duh at August 02, 2019 12:09 PM (UUBmN)

Preparing to abandon the shithole that is California.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 02, 2019 12:11 PM (NMAzL)

318 Sadly, voters are drawn more and more to personalities instead of leaders.
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Bread and circuses.

Free cake and ice cream.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2019 12:12 PM (CDGwz)

319 Why then announce the whole thing (or leak or whatever) that they find lack of intent blah blah blah.

If you intend to absolutely grind Comey to powder with some later charges just announce what he did and let it sit there. Don't say what the plan is one way or another.

And then when the day comes and you charge and arrest him, you can have those crimes included or not as you see fit.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 02, 2019 12:11 PM (yL25O)

Did BARR announce it? Or was it leaked by some flunky with Deep State ties?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2019 12:12 PM (NFEMn)

320
Another thing - I suspect one of the reasons Trump picked Pence, is that Pence may be one of the few Republicans untainted by graft, foreign influence, outright theft, sex with prostitutes or children, etc.

That's a pretty huge strength in the era of the Deep State.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2019 12:12 PM (AzW6q)

321 Does he plan to run in 2024 though? I wonder.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2019 12:11 PM (M9ntN)

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Trumps third term.

So.



NO

Posted by: fixerupper at August 02, 2019 12:12 PM (8XRCm)

322 303 Marianne Williamson could end up as the D nominee
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 02, 2019 12:09 PM (3Wfn3)

It would be hilarious if she won the nom, got to the debates, and earnestly informed the nation that the spirit occupying her body is a manifestation of the love she feels for all of us. 40-state sweep for the Donald and he would probably hurt himself laughing.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 02, 2019 12:12 PM (RD7QR)

323 On Fox News:The King of Thailand names mistress his official concubine. While his wife looks on.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 02, 2019 12:12 PM (N39Ws)

324 Watch and learn - How Hong Kong protesters deal with tear gas canisters:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3hs3n69

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 02, 2019 12:12 PM (DMUuz)

325 How Obama got the nod in 2008 over Hillary? God works in mysterious ways for his own purposes. Behold! This is what fecklessness looks like.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 02, 2019 12:13 PM (q1Pj5)

326 Wonder what cooth is up to these days???

Posted by: lin-duh at August 02, 2019 12:09 PM (UUBmN)

Preparing to abandon the shithole that is California.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
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Are you still in touch with him? I hope he really is !

Posted by: lin-duh at August 02, 2019 12:13 PM (UUBmN)

327 Another thing - I suspect one of the reasons Trump picked Pence, is that Pence may be one of the few Republicans untainted by graft, foreign influence, outright theft, sex with prostitutes or children, etc.
That's a pretty huge strength in the era of the Deep State.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2019 12:12 PM (AzW6q)

Excellent point!.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 02, 2019 12:13 PM (Z+IKu)

328 >>She moved on to spending his money. I half remember that she found a billionaire next.



Rupert Murdoch!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2019 12:13 PM (bDqIh)

329 On Fox News:The King of Thailand names mistress his official concubine. While his wife looks on.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 02, 2019 12:12 PM (N39Ws)

That's a boss move.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2019 12:13 PM (NFEMn)

330
Why then announce the whole thing (or leak or whatever) that they find lack of intent blah blah blah.

If you intend to absolutely grind Comey to powder with some later charges just announce what he did and let it sit there. Don't say what the plan is one way or another.

Posted by: TexasDan

======

I'm guessing it's because if charges are recommended, people will immediately ask if it's going to happen. If you're a public servant, you owe them an answer.

Just my guess.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2019 12:14 PM (M9ntN)

331 Jerry Hall marked Rupert Murdoch, after Jagger

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffeeist at August 02, 2019 12:14 PM (Prw8W)

332 Oh my gosh I want those salted caramel sugar bombs up top and I want them right now.

Posted by: bluebell at August 02, 2019 12:14 PM (sTBcq)

333 Not even close to First.

They're so nice in Oregon they pump your gas for you!

Posted by: torabora at August 02, 2019 12:14 PM (Y274z)

334 Oh my gosh I want those salted caramel sugar bombs up top and I want them right now.
Posted by: bluebell at August 02, 2019 12:14 PM (sTBcq)

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Settle down there Tatgirl.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 02, 2019 12:14 PM (8XRCm)

335 AQ was founded as a movement to destroy the "apostate" monarchy of Saudi Arabia.


Gabbard's idiocy is no less absurd - and revealing, of both her and her intended audience - than Patty Murray's jaw-dropper about AQ being popular in A'stan because of their building of schools and day-care centers.



Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2019 12:14 PM (QDnY+)

336 323 On Fox News:The King of Thailand names mistress his official concubine. While his wife looks on.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 02, 2019 12:12 PM (N39Ws)

The old ways are best.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 02, 2019 12:15 PM (RD7QR)

337 Are you still in touch with him? I hope he really is !

Posted by: lin-duh at August 02, 2019 12:13 PM (UUBmN)

I hear from him most days. And yes, he's 100% committed. I forget the date he's aiming for, but once the house is sold, he's outta there. He's in the process of putting things in storage so he can prep the place for showing.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 02, 2019 12:15 PM (NMAzL)

338 >>Oh my gosh I want those salted caramel sugar bombs up top and I want them right now.


'No Regerts'

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 12:15 PM (Rn+tf)

339 Oh hush fixer. I haven't had anything to eat yet today and I'm hangry.

Posted by: bluebell at August 02, 2019 12:15 PM (sTBcq)

340 If Marianne Williamson wins the nomination The American mining industry will see lots more government support and deregulation.

She'll be mandating Crystal studies in grade school.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 02, 2019 12:15 PM (PkVlr)

341 I first met my wife in Junior High school, I noticed that she was among the few Girls who did not wear saddle shoes.Years later after we got married she saw an old pair in an antique store and said, "Saddle shoes, I hated those things when I was a kid."I said, I know LOL.

Posted by: obsidian at August 02, 2019 12:15 PM (7+yqP)

342 Is king of Thailand s mistress a female?

Posted by: Willow at August 02, 2019 12:15 PM (3Lhlu)

343 But we don't need a good man right now, we need an asshole with a baseball bat and a bullhorn to put the hurt on the progressives.

-
I doubt that Trump and I would be BFFs (in part because my spirit animal is the sloth) but I don't think he hates me (like Donkey Chompers, Obozo etc.) but I don't have to love him. He's the right man in the right job at the right time and that's good enough.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 02, 2019 12:16 PM (+y/Ru)

344 A butterfly in the Amazon beats its wings.

A huntsman spider dreams of AtC.

Ace's shelves fall down.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 02, 2019 12:16 PM (DMUuz)

345 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at August 02, 2019 12:16 PM (1XAal)

346 #320 Poor Pence...He will never know the pleasures of a fresh waitress sandwich.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy, Lion of the Senate at August 02, 2019 12:16 PM (Y274z)

347 Here's Michelle Obama being an awful person at Howard University:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxa8n9bs

Posted by: m at August 02, 2019 12:16 PM (awAkQ)

348 'No Regerts'
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 12:15 PM (Rn+tf)
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"Regerts, I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention . . . "

Posted by: bluebell at August 02, 2019 12:16 PM (sTBcq)

349 >>I first met my wife in Junior High school, I noticed that she was among the few Girls who did not wear saddle shoes.Years later after we got married she saw an old pair in an antique store and said, "Saddle shoes, I hated those things when I was a kid."I said, I know ...


'But, I am going to get them for my Concubine anyway.'

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 12:17 PM (Rn+tf)

350 On Fox News:The King of Thailand names mistress his official concubine. While his wife looks on.

It's good to be the king.

Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2019 12:17 PM (1+J19)

351 They do look delicious bluebell it's a good choice.

Posted by: Willow at August 02, 2019 12:17 PM (3Lhlu)

352 It's almost like they keep using the same darn people to justify whatever power grab they currently want, knowing full well the problem used to justify it will remain, safely handy to use for the next power grabbing idea.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2019 12:01 PM (bDqIh)


Shhh! You're not supposed to notice that they don't have original thoughts!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 02, 2019 12:17 PM (BiNEL)

353 They're so nice in Oregon they pump your gas for you!

Posted by: torabora at August 02, 2019 12:14 PM (Y274z)

In Jersey you aren't allowed to touch the pump.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 02, 2019 12:17 PM (NMAzL)

354
Oh hush fixer. I haven't had anything to eat yet today and I'm hangry.
Posted by: bluebell at August 02, 2019 12:15 PM (sTBcq)


------

**shoves a Snickers Bar thru the USB port**


Youre such a diva when youre hungry.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 02, 2019 12:17 PM (8XRCm)

355 She'll be mandating Crystal studies in grade school.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 02, 2019 12:15 PM


Grade school, no. College, OTOH ...

Posted by: Crystal in New Orleans at August 02, 2019 12:18 PM (DMUuz)

356
I've been on the fence about Barr since he was confirmed - largely because he got confirmed without an ugly fight from the Senate Rs.

In some ways he's put my mind at ease, but then there's this Comey thing, which is a serious demerit, if true. I'm still in wait-and-see mode, maybe there's a grander goal to this, but I think walking the DS IC chieftains is probably the only plan.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2019 12:18 PM (AzW6q)

357 Yul Brynner was the best King of Siam (now Thailand). Fight me.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 02, 2019 12:19 PM (q1Pj5)

358 SO, you're saying JFK Jr declined the invitation to Fort Marcy Park?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 02, 2019 12:11 PM (BiNEL)

Meh. Just Kennedy "luck."

Think about it, aside from Rose who lived to 114, all Kennedy's die of 1) gunshot, 2) plane, car, ski accident or 3) OD.

He fulfilled his destiny.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2019 12:19 PM (NFEMn)

359 She'll be mandating Crystal studies in grade school.

Crystal studies sounds like the name of a stripper working her way through college.

Posted by: pep at August 02, 2019 12:19 PM (T6t7i)

360 In some ways he's put my mind at ease, but then
there's this Comey thing, which is a serious demerit, if true. I'm still
in wait-and-see mode, maybe there's a grander goal to this, but I think
walking the DS IC chieftains is probably the only plan.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2019 12:18 PM (AzW6q)

Don't give up hope just yet.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 02, 2019 12:19 PM (NMAzL)

361 JFK Jr going down in that plane crash is why we have both Obama AND Hillary.

If he lives, he's elected senator of NY , not Hillary and then elected President in 2008, not Obama.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2019 12:09 PM (NFEMn)

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Dodged a bullet there...

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 02, 2019 12:19 PM (8jYQE)

362 Saddle Jack Boots.

Posted by: klaftern at August 02, 2019 12:20 PM (RuIsu)

363
Here's Michelle Obama being an awful person at Howard University:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxa8n9bs
Posted by: m

======

Actually I think she's kinda nailing it. Those elites and decision makers and movers and shakers aren't that smart is what she's saying.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2019 12:20 PM (M9ntN)

364 I'm guessing it's because if charges are recommended, people will immediately ask if it's going to happen. If you're a public servant, you owe them an answer.

Just my guess.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


"We're not at liberty to speak about ongoing investigations".

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2019 12:20 PM (aNSOb)

365 A good way to get a woman's attention is to wear something incredibly gay / stupid.


Like a fucking magnet to them.
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 11:24 AM (Rn+tf)

Of course. Said sartorial items must be stamped out like cockroaches before they multiply.

Posted by: kathysaysso at August 02, 2019 12:20 PM (vkS2Z)

366 Siam (now Thailand).


I was there thirty years ago and said out loud "hey, all the cats are Siamese" before it hit me.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 02, 2019 12:20 PM (fuK7c)

367 I have some inside knowledge of the politics in the Carolina region and it's a sure bet Nikki Haley is running for President in 2024.

She can fuck right off to fuckoffville.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg's Wife's Boyfriend at August 02, 2019 12:20 PM (+dsLj)

368 The best thing you brought to the table was grapenuts..fight me.

Posted by: Willow at August 02, 2019 12:20 PM (3Lhlu)

369 >> Yul Brynner was the best King of Siam (now Thailand). Fight me.


Bill Hicks on Yul :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=q8a3W_LbKc4

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 12:21 PM (Rn+tf)

370 Those chocolate chip thingies are going to make you fat and undesirable, unless you share.

Posted by: Fritz at August 02, 2019 12:21 PM (kLDv+)

371 Thailand King?

Pffft

Posted by: Mittens at August 02, 2019 12:21 PM (Y274z)

372 >> Poor Pence...He will never know the pleasures of a fresh waitress sandwich.


He also has a good chance of not knowing the pleasure of having a drug-addled son or a grand niece committing suicide.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2019 12:21 PM (bDqIh)

373 A good way to get a woman's attention is to wear something incredibly gay / stupid. Like a fucking magnet to them.

****************

Or wear a wedding ring!

Posted by: George Costanza at August 02, 2019 12:21 PM (+dsLj)

374 Garret I would never knock your choice of clutches

Posted by: Willow at August 02, 2019 12:21 PM (3Lhlu)

375 A good way to get a woman's attention is to wear something incredibly gay / stupid.





Like a fucking magnet to them.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 11:24 AM (Rn+tf)

Not a good conservative woman's attention. Don't bother.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 02, 2019 12:22 PM (NMAzL)

376 Yesterday, I had an Elvis burger for lunch.

Meat, cheese, lightly-grilled banana strips, smear of peanut butter on a pretzel bun.

It was great! The sum was greater than the parts.

A Vol II recipe for sure.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 02, 2019 12:22 PM (DMUuz)

377 He also has a good chance of not knowing the pleasure of having a drug-addled son or a grand niece committing suicide.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2019 12:21 PM (bDqIh)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvS0wYB09Ew

Too soon?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2019 12:22 PM (AzW6q)

378 372 >> Poor Pence...He will never know the pleasures of a fresh waitress sandwich.


He also has a good chance of not knowing the pleasure of having a drug-addled son or a grand niece committing suicide.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2019 12:21 PM (bDqIh)

...

Probably never take his car off any sweet jumps either.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 02, 2019 12:22 PM (yL25O)

379 She'll be mandating Crystal studies in grade school.
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Williamson will be replacing Stevie Nicks in Fleetwood Mac when all the coke Nicks snorted in 70's and 80's catches up with her.....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2019 12:23 PM (NFEMn)

380 They're so nice in Oregon they pump your gas for you!

Posted by: torabora at August 02, 2019 12:14 PM (Y274z)

In Jersey you aren't allowed to touch the pump.
Posted by: Miley


Rest of the country raised people smart enough to pump their own gas.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2019 12:23 PM (aNSOb)

381 >> I would never knock your choice of clutches


Well, I do have a flair for fashion.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 12:23 PM (Rn+tf)

382 Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 02, 2019 12:22 PM (DMUuz)

That was a fake....no bacon.

Posted by: BignJames at August 02, 2019 12:23 PM (ykq7q)

383 http://bit.ly/2GW0sMf
*******
Experts Warn We Have Only 12 Years Left Until They Change The Timeline On Global Warming Again | The Babylon Bee

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 02, 2019 12:24 PM (BqBId)

384 Not a good conservative woman's attention. Don't bother.

**************************

True, conservative women are only attracted to liberal men. See Laura Ingraham, Ann Coulter, Mary Katharine Ham, etc.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg's Wife's Boyfriend at August 02, 2019 12:24 PM (+dsLj)

385

A black teenager in Ohio was caught on video chasing four individuals with a pistol - firing multiple shots at them and allegedly shouting, "I don't like white people in my hood!"

Court papers obtained by WKRC outline the alleged incident, which unfolded on July 25 in the Kennedy Heights neighborhood of Cincinnati.

Devonta Allen, 18, was walking down a local street when he spotted his alleged victims inside two different cars, the court papers say.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2019 12:24 PM (aKsyK)

386 Marianne Williamson could end up as the D nominee
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IMHO don't underestimate her intelligence. She might package as crystals, love, peace, and all unicorns and rainbows, but she has done some good ads (see portrait looking over 'female' candidates where she was excluded).

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 02, 2019 12:24 PM (MIKMs)

387 You do.

Posted by: Willow at August 02, 2019 12:24 PM (3Lhlu)

388 The King of Thailand names mistress his official concubine.

*********

Knee High By The Fourth of July - a limerick

Must be nice in the high royal seat
Because having a concubine's neat
Now it's off to the fields
To improve his crop yields
Just in time to help harvest the wheat!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 02, 2019 12:24 PM (m45I2)

389 Experts Warn We Have Only 12 Years Left Until They Change The Timeline On Global Warming Again | The Babylon Bee

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 02, 2019 12:24 PM (BqBId)

Fake news!

Posted by: Snopes at August 02, 2019 12:24 PM (NMAzL)

390 Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 02, 2019 12:22 PM (DMUuz)

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That was a fake....no bacon.
Posted by: BignJames at August 02, 2019 12:23 PM


No, it did have bacon, and it definitely added to the whole.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 02, 2019 12:25 PM (DMUuz)

391 Oh, CONCUbine. Never mind.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 02, 2019 12:25 PM (m45I2)

392 On Fox News:The King of Thailand names mistress his official concubine. While his wife looks on"

*cues up Murray Head*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 02, 2019 12:25 PM (6qErC)

393 >>A black teenager in Ohio was caught on video chasing four individuals with a pistol - firing multiple shots at them and allegedly shouting, "I don't like white people in my hood!"

Thanks Obama!

Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2019 12:25 PM (K/2j/)

394 123
I am convinced that Medicare for everyone over 65 is what screwed this
argument up for good. Every one in this country who's ever 65 already
has the "public option", and they've checked out of this discussion
since they're scared someone might take it away from them.



but it's intellectually unsustainable to say that Rich People oer
the age of 65 deserve a Public Option, while saying that poor people
under the age of 65 don't. It's an impossible argument to make. I
don't think we should have more for the young, I think we should have
less for the old, but try getting any politician to say that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2019 11:37 AM (Kpl3J)


The only people who should get SS or Medicare or those who paid into it. And medicaid should be terminated because it is filled with fraud and abuse.

Posted by: Vic at August 02, 2019 12:25 PM (mpXpK)

395 Sorry. Women are hardwired for that shit.

It's attention grabbing.

And something that grabs attention is something they gravitate to. Moths to flame and all that.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 12:26 PM (Rn+tf)

396 Jack. Probably a member of noi

Posted by: Willow at August 02, 2019 12:26 PM (3Lhlu)

397 Well, I do have a flair for fashion.
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 12:23 PM


Status: TRUE

The whole Horde admires and is in awe of your Crocs collection!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 02, 2019 12:26 PM (DMUuz)

398 >>A black teenager in Ohio was caught on video
chasing four individuals with a pistol - firing multiple shots at them
and allegedly shouting, "I don't like white people in my hood!"



Thanks Obama!

Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2019 12:25 PM (K/2j/)

He looked like he could have been my son.

Posted by: JEF at August 02, 2019 12:26 PM (NMAzL)

399
A good way to get a woman's attention is to wear something incredibly gay / stupid.





Like a fucking magnet to them.

Posted by: garrett

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Well, yeah. She'll assume you're gay, and therefore safe, plus you might be able to give her some fashion tips.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2019 12:26 PM (M9ntN)

400 She did a bunch of videos with Roxy Music if I remember right.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 02, 2019 12:05 PM

She was Bryan Ferry's girlfriend. Wrote Prairie Rose about her.

Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at August 02, 2019 12:26 PM (GaIMc)

401 >>A black teenager in Ohio was caught on video chasing four individuals with a pistol - firing multiple shots at them and allegedly shouting, "I don't like white people in my hood!"


"Moose Out Front Should Have Told You!" he continued.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 12:27 PM (Rn+tf)

402 Sorry. Women are hardwired for that shit.



It's attention grabbing.



And something that grabs attention is something they gravitate to. Moths to flame and all that.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 12:26 PM (Rn+tf)

Oh please.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 02, 2019 12:27 PM (NMAzL)

403 Those chocolate chip thingies are going to make you fat and undesirable, unless you share.
Posted by: Fritz at August 02, 2019 12:21 PM (kLDv+)
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I'll take my chances.

Posted by: bluebell at August 02, 2019 12:27 PM (sTBcq)

404 363
Here's Michelle Obama being an awful person at Howard University:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxa8n9bs
Posted by: m

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Actually I think she's kinda nailing it. Those elites and decision makers and movers and shakers aren't that smart is what she's saying.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2019 12:20 PM (M9ntN)

But the way she says it. "I had tea with the friggin' Queen." Every sentence is us vs. them. She's an awful, awful person.

Posted by: m at August 02, 2019 12:27 PM (awAkQ)

405 >>Jack. Probably a member of noi

I was thinking of joining the NOI, mostly for the bow tie look.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2019 12:28 PM (K/2j/)

406 Oh, and Beto is a shitstick.

Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 12:28 PM (9gDA7)

407 Well, yeah. She'll assume you're gay, and therefore safe, plus you might be able to give her some fashion tips.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2019 12:26 PM


Vertical stripes can be slimming.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 02, 2019 12:28 PM (DMUuz)

408 Oh, and Beto is a shitstick.
Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 12:28 PM (9gDA7)

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Close. Beto is a Shit Chef.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2019 12:28 PM (AzW6q)

409
But the way she says it. "I had tea with the friggin' Queen." Every sentence is us vs. them. She's an awful, awful person.
Posted by: m

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Definitely that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2019 12:28 PM (M9ntN)

410 That picture needs to be huge veins and tiny arteries.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 02, 2019 12:29 PM (dCIn0)

411
The old ways are best.
Posted by: joncelli
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Fact Check: True

Posted by: The King of Siam at August 02, 2019 12:29 PM (xSo9G)

412 Well, yeah. She'll assume you're gay, and therefore safe, plus you might be able to give her some fashion tips.

*****************************

In this day and age sodomists probably get more poontang from straight women than conservative single men do.

Change my mind.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg's Wife's Boyfriend at August 02, 2019 12:29 PM (+dsLj)

413 It must be the style now for ass cheeks to hang out of tiny shorts. It's hard to avert my gaze and it makes me feel like a pervert. There are some though who should not do this and I saw many of them at the Wegmans just now.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 02, 2019 12:29 PM (8jYQE)

414 the two are Coronation Street Walkers. do I win a twosome?

Posted by: saf at August 02, 2019 12:29 PM (5IHGB)

415 Oh, and Beto is a shitstick.

Posted by: Sponge at August 02, 2019 12:28 PM (9gDA7)

Here's a picture.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR3iYD4_9Sg

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 02, 2019 12:29 PM (NMAzL)

416
Trapped in a waiting room with a stupid ESPN "sports analysis" show. Which, for all the horror, beats being trapped with CNN.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 02, 2019 12:29 PM (JXnsB)

417 Here's Michelle Obama being an awful person at Howard University:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxa8n9bs
Posted by: m

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Actually I think she's kinda nailing it. Those elites and decision makers and movers and shakers aren't that smart is what she's saying.
__________________

lol, well if anybody knows about so-called "elites" not being very smart, it's Michelle "I flunked the bar exam, got fired from the only job I ever had as a lawyer, and held only do-nothing political patronage jobs my entire life" Obama.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 02, 2019 12:29 PM (k4dH2)

418
Well, yeah. She'll assume you're gay, and therefore safe, plus you might be able to give her some fashion tips.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2019 12:26 PM

Vertical stripes can be slimming.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

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Is that all you've got?

This is why I'll never be your fag hag.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2019 12:29 PM (M9ntN)

419 t must be the style now for ass cheeks to hang out of tiny shorts. It's hard to avert my gaze and it makes me feel like a pervert. There are some though who should not do this and I saw many of them at the Wegmans just now.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 02, 2019 12:29 PM


Clearly, we need a weekly fashion tips Thread.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 02, 2019 12:30 PM (DMUuz)

420 >>It must be the style now for ass cheeks to hang out of tiny shorts


Butt Cleavage is IN

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 12:30 PM (Rn+tf)

421 Jack in the early 90s there was a handsome guy standing on the corner handing out literature. He handed a track to me. I thought nice. Read it it was not and talked about the time to rise and kill white. My first intro to noi. And he was so cute.
Sad

Posted by: Willow at August 02, 2019 12:31 PM (3Lhlu)

422 There are some though who should not do this and I saw many of them at the Wegmans just now.


This statement is true of almost every fashion trend. It starts with people who look good in just about anything, and are merely signaling their superiority. It then moves down to the less genetically or metabolically gifted, who really, really shouldn't wear that. Case in point: yoga pants.

Posted by: pep at August 02, 2019 12:32 PM (T6t7i)

423 413 It must be the style now for ass cheeks to hang out of tiny shorts. It's hard to avert my gaze and it makes me feel like a pervert. There are some though who should not do this and I saw many of them at the Wegmans just now.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 02, 2019 12:29 PM (8jYQE)

I see a lot of that here at the airport lately. One girl had shorts so short and heels so tall I'm pretty sure she was an airport hooker.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 02, 2019 12:32 PM (Ez6QX)

424 I was thinking of joining the NOI, mostly for the bow tie look.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2019 12:28 PM (K/2j/)
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Yes, do it. You definitely strike me as the bow tie type.

Posted by: bluebell at August 02, 2019 12:32 PM (sTBcq)

425 It must be the style now for ass cheeks to hang out of tiny shorts.
It's hard to avert my gaze and it makes me feel like a pervert. There
are some though who should not do this and I saw many of them at the
Wegmans just now.
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Daisy Dukes. The only survivor of that TV show with southern people and car.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 02, 2019 12:32 PM (MIKMs)

426 ... must be the style now for ass cheeks to hang out of tiny shorts.


********


I blame the Velcro.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 02, 2019 12:32 PM (m45I2)

427 Actually I think she's kinda nailing it. Those elites and decision makers and movers and shakers aren't that smart is what she's saying.

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Yeah, she made it to the top without intelligence.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 02, 2019 12:32 PM (+y/Ru)

428 and I saw many of them at the Wegmans just now

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I don't believe you. I shall need to know which Wegman's you are referring to so I can neutrally observe this phenomena myself for scientific purposes.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg's Wife's Boyfriend at August 02, 2019 12:32 PM (+dsLj)

429 Is that all you've got?

This is why I'll never be your fag hag.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2019 12:29 PM


Oh, honey, I'm just getting started.

Proper accessorization can make (or break) your outfit.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 02, 2019 12:32 PM (DMUuz)

430
lol, well if anybody knows about so-called "elites" not being very smart, it's Michelle "I flunked the bar exam, got fired from the only job I ever had as a lawyer, and held only do-nothing political patronage jobs my entire life" Obama.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

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A perpetual lefty habit. "This doesn't apply to me." Whether it's a tax, mandatory sensitivity training, a blanket condemnation of society. "This is all about those stupid, stingy people over there."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2019 12:33 PM (M9ntN)

431 Oh, honey, I'm just getting started.

Proper accessorization can make (or break) your outfit.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 02, 2019 12:32 PM (DMUuz)
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Looks like we found our weekly fashion thread writer.

Don't worry, garrett, you can have guest appearances.

Posted by: bluebell at August 02, 2019 12:33 PM (sTBcq)

432 Yes, do it. You definitely strike me as the bow tie type.


Bow tie and Jimmy Buffet shorts.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 02, 2019 12:33 PM (fuK7c)

433 The Oregon legislature

Saving gas pumping jobs

Winning

Posted by: Yo! at August 02, 2019 12:33 PM (1XAal)

434
Read it it was not and talked about the time to rise and kill white. My first intro to noi.

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NOI seems to have some confusion about what demographic they cater to.

Years ago, during GWB's admin, one of them invited my brother to an anti-Bush rally, because "Bush is Caligula."

Now, my brother is a pasty-white Jew like me, and this was obvious because it was Yom Kippur, and he was wearing a yarmulke.

A for effort, I guess.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2019 12:33 PM (AzW6q)

435 "I want to see their politicians obscenely mocked, slandered, and ran out of restaurants."
..........


then put in stocks in the town square.

Posted by: wth at August 02, 2019 12:33 PM (v0R5T)

436 >>Yes, do it. You definitely strike me as the bow tie type.

It will be tough to give up the ascot.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2019 12:33 PM (K/2j/)

437 They changed the law in OR. You can pump your own gas in the smaller towns.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 02, 2019 12:34 PM (JKNZq)

438 Bow tie and Jimmy Buffet shorts.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 02, 2019 12:33 PM (fuK7c)
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And flip flops.

Posted by: bluebell at August 02, 2019 12:34 PM (sTBcq)

439 Lefty names are not only lies, they are usually the exact opposite.


"Single Payer" - all taxpayers pays for the patient


"public option" - inescapable required mandate

Posted by: ... at August 02, 2019 12:34 PM (BE73W)

440 The Queen sez: I had tea with hoo?

Posted by: klaftern at August 02, 2019 12:34 PM (RuIsu)

441 >>And flip flops.


But he calls them 'Thongs'.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 12:34 PM (Rn+tf)

442 Gud you'd think they'd hide the plan.sigh

Posted by: Willow at August 02, 2019 12:34 PM (3Lhlu)

443 403 Those chocolate chip thingies are going to make you fat and undesirable, unless you share.
Posted by: Fritz at August 02, 2019 12:21 PM (kLDv+)
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I'll take my chances.

Posted by: bluebell at August 02, 2019 12:27 PM (sTBcq)


Remember she has a shiv!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 02, 2019 12:35 PM (BiNEL)

444 Love the rant. It is my dark side certainly, but yeah, it does resonate with me.

And I don't feel guilty because I have never felt this way about the left/liberals, whatever until they brought this.

Posted by: RM at August 02, 2019 12:35 PM (U3LtS)

445
Proper accessorization can make (or break) your outfit.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

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I can't wait until you look at a color wheel and say "What are all those things between red, yellow, and blue?"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2019 12:35 PM (M9ntN)

446 437 They changed the law in OR. You can pump your own gas in the smaller towns.
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 02, 2019 12:34 PM (JKNZq)

We were allowed to at the Coast Guard exchange in Astoria. That was about 10 years ago.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 02, 2019 12:35 PM (Ez6QX)

447 320


Another thing - I suspect one of the reasons Trump picked Pence, is
that Pence may be one of the few Republicans untainted by graft, foreign
influence, outright theft, sex with prostitutes or children, etc.



That's a pretty huge strength in the era of the Deep State.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2019 12:12 PM (AzW6q)


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Excellent observation. I'm really stunned that they haven't laid a glove on PDT -- who knew he was so virtuous?

Posted by: ShainS -- Those who make criminal justice impossible will make vigilante justice inevitable at August 02, 2019 12:35 PM (WqPYg)

448 Hadrian,
Many prayers up for your Her Majesty and her new knee.
My doctor's advice:
Do the rehab!
Don't kneel on it
Don't fall down

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 02, 2019 12:35 PM (bElDL)

449 Whew! A little thunder outside this morning, Huma, or was it just me?

Posted by: Hillary! at August 02, 2019 12:35 PM (dBiBP)

450 Yud! Even

Posted by: Willow at August 02, 2019 12:35 PM (3Lhlu)

451 Yes, do it. You definitely strike me as the bow tie type.

It will be tough to give up the ascot.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2019 12:33 PM (K/2j/)

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And spats, tophat and monocle?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 02, 2019 12:35 PM (8jYQE)

452 I love, love me some Starship Troopers. Black comedy satire WW2 propaganda movie supreme. And I'm a Heinlein fan.
And I was a Carmen guy.

Posted by: Michael Puttre at August 02, 2019 12:35 PM (JInPi)

453 FREE SHIT!!!!!

Nothing is more expensive.

Posted by: Constantine XI at August 02, 2019 12:35 PM (yiAMj)

454 Well, I do have a flair for fashion.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2019 12:23 PM (Rn+tf)


I'll vouch for that!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 02, 2019 12:36 PM (Nq3+Y)

455 Looks to me like Ms. Corpuscle needs to see a periodontist about that gum disease.

Posted by: wth at August 02, 2019 12:36 PM (v0R5T)

456
"Single Payer" - all taxpayers pays for the patient


"public option" - inescapable required mandate
Posted by: ...

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Public servant - The Boss, because of moral and intellectual superiority

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2019 12:36 PM (M9ntN)

457 And spats, tophat and monocle?



********


That would give him a veritable monopoly on gheyness.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 02, 2019 12:36 PM (m45I2)

458 Valerie Jarrett asked if people missed Obama on Twitter-hilarity ensued. How can she not understand how Twitter works?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at August 02, 2019 12:36 PM (NjJUT)

459 436 >>Yes, do it. You definitely strike me as the bow tie type.

It will be tough to give up the ascot.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2019 12:33 PM (K/2j/)


Leave the ascot

Take the spats!

Posted by: Don Hrothgar at August 02, 2019 12:36 PM (BiNEL)

460 Rico!

Posted by: melange at August 02, 2019 12:36 PM (gJAok)

461 Is Tulsi a warmist? If so, she couldn't cause much trouble in DC as VP since she would only leave Hawaii via Polynesian canoes. To not leave a large carbon footprint. Because....never mind.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 02, 2019 12:36 PM (m79Dg)

462 Bow tie and Jimmy Buffet shorts.
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For some reason, I recall that Bahamian 'formal dress' can include shorts. I guess it would be similar to Scots 'formal dress' and skirts.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 02, 2019 12:37 PM (MIKMs)

463
Looks to me like Ms. Corpuscle needs to see a periodontist about that gum disease.
Posted by: wth

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I'm beginning to think she may not age well. Not sure where it falls apart, maybe a little after 40?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2019 12:37 PM (M9ntN)

464 I dunno I see Jack as a shorts and sandal guy

Posted by: Willow at August 02, 2019 12:38 PM (3Lhlu)

465 And spats, tophat and monocle?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 02, 2019 12:35 PM (8jYQE)

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So you've met him?

Posted by: bluebell at August 02, 2019 12:38 PM (sTBcq)

466 ace working on shelving again ?

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 02, 2019 12:38 PM (BqBId)

467 I'm really stunned that they haven't laid a glove on PDT -- who knew he was so virtuous?

It's not that he's virtuous but that he's fought back. Every single one of their attacks, even the fully fabricated ones, would have worked on someone else.

Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2019 12:38 PM (dBiBP)

468 It will be tough to give up the ascot.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2019 12:33 PM (K/2j/)


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You're ... so vain, I'll bet you think this comment's about you.

;-)

Posted by: ShainS -- Those who make criminal justice impossible will make vigilante justice inevitable at August 02, 2019 12:38 PM (WqPYg)

469 Is Tulsi a warmist? If so, she couldn't cause much trouble in DC as VP since she would only leave Hawaii via Polynesian canoes.

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For cryin' out loud, for the thousandth time - we are gonna run train all the way to Hawaii!

Posted by: AOC at August 02, 2019 12:38 PM (AzW6q)

470 Public servant - The Boss, because of moral and intellectual superiority

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2019 12:36 PM (M9ntN)


IIRC, RAH said the working translation of "Public Servant" is "Civil Master"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 02, 2019 12:38 PM (BiNEL)

471 >>And spats, tophat and monocle?

Oh come on. I don't wear a top hat. That would be ostentatious.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2019 12:38 PM (K/2j/)

472
And spats, tophat and monocle?
********
That would give him a veritable monopoly on gheyness.
Posted by: Muldoon


And peanuts

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2019 12:38 PM (aKsyK)

473 It's not that he's virtuous but that he's fought back. Every single one
of their attacks, even the fully fabricated ones, would have worked on
someone else.


You just know Jeb would have been apologizing for his white privilege.

Posted by: pep at August 02, 2019 12:39 PM (T6t7i)

474 They changed the law in OR. You can pump your own gas in the smaller towns.
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 02, 2019 12:34 PM

My favorite part of that story was the idiot they interviewed who put diesel in her gasoline tank, and then complained that people without proper training shouldn't be pumping gas.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 02, 2019 12:39 PM (dkvcO)

475 Posted by: Hillary! at August 02, 2019 12:35 PM (dBiBP)
*******
It was the Thunder down Under

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at August 02, 2019 12:39 PM (BqBId)

476 Another thing - I suspect one of the reasons Trump picked Pence, is

that Pence may be one of the few Republicans untainted by graft, foreign

influence, outright theft, sex with prostitutes or children, etc.



Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2019 12:12 PM (AzW6q)


I suspect it was the same reason he picked Priebus as Chief of Staff - he wanted some cred with the party. I don't think he envisioned the mass betrayal on the part of the GOP.

Posted by: Don't Be An Enabler at August 02, 2019 12:39 PM (r/WuD)

477
It's not that he's virtuous but that he's fought back. Every single one of their attacks, even the fully fabricated ones, would have worked on someone else.
Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2019 12:38 PM (dBiBP

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He seems to have remarkably little dirt on his collar, by politician standards. There are the sexual pecadillos, but these were legal, and well-known before he ran for his office.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2019 12:39 PM (AzW6q)

478 For cryin' out loud, for the thousandth time - we are gonna run train all the way to Hawaii!

Posted by: AOC at August 02, 2019 12:38 PM (AzW6q)


I thought it was going to be a trans-Pacific monorail because it would only cost half as much?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 02, 2019 12:40 PM (BiNEL)

479 Pence is the liaison

Posted by: OCBill at August 02, 2019 12:40 PM (df+Zi)

480
You just know Jeb would have been apologizing for his white privilege.
Posted by: pep

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That fvker. I wonder if he's given Hillary a call lately to lament the current state of affairs.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2019 12:40 PM (M9ntN)

481 Public servant - The Boss, because of moral and intellectual superiority
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2019 12:36 PM (M9ntN)
Another good one.

How about Collectivism? A small elite group of people (the 0.001%ers) tell every fucker else what to do

Posted by: ... at August 02, 2019 12:40 PM (BE73W)

482 453
FREE SHIT!!!!!



Nothing is more expensive.

Posted by: Constantine XI at August 02, 2019 12:35 PM (yiAMj)


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Hey, are you the old commenter Constantine XI from Hot Air (before they gave us all the middle finger) and subsequently Hot Gas? If so, I can vouch for this guy being one of the early Trump supporters trying to convince the rest of us hardheads.

Posted by: ShainS -- Those who make criminal justice impossible will make vigilante justice inevitable at August 02, 2019 12:41 PM (WqPYg)

483 He seems to have remarkably little dirt on his collar, by politician standards. There are the sexual pecadillos, but these were legal, and well-known before he ran for his office.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2019 12:39 PM (AzW6q)


I still maintain that he is probably the most honest politician since George Washington.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 02, 2019 12:41 PM (BiNEL)

484 413 It must be the style now for ass cheeks to hang out of tiny shorts. It's hard to avert my gaze and it makes me feel like a pervert. There are some though who should not do this and I saw many of them at the Wegmans just now.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at August 02, 2019 12:29 PM (8jYQE)

Super short shorts are tight.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 02, 2019 12:41 PM (ESjAn)

485 Pence seems like a really good person, which is why I don't really understand why he's in politics

Posted by: Willow at August 02, 2019 12:42 PM (3Lhlu)

486 All because a vast army of spoiled brats just don't want to pay for a doctor. Yet, we pay for the necessities of life constantly, every single day, on an as we need it basis.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 02, 2019 11:28 AM (SfAqY)

Nobody really needs a quack. You only need some CBD oil. Used by the heads of Europe to cure whatever ailment they have. Can't get it up? CBD oil! Wife not in the mood? Give her CBD oil! Terminal Stage 4 Lymphoma? CBD Oil!--Ex-Snake Oil Peddler Now Selling CBD Oil.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 02, 2019 12:42 PM (m79Dg)

487

Isn't government just another way to say the things we do together?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2019 12:42 PM (aKsyK)

488 You're ... so vain, I'll bet you think this comment's about you.
;-)

Posted by: ShainS -- Those who make criminal justice impossible will make vigilante justice inevitable at August 02, 2019 12:38 PM (WqPYg)

Actually it kind of looks like it's about me.

Posted by: ... at August 02, 2019 12:42 PM (BE73W)

489
I suspect it was the same reason he picked Priebus as Chief of Staff - he wanted some cred with the party. I don't think he envisioned the mass betrayal on the part of the GOP.
Posted by: Don't Be An Enabler at August 02, 2019 12:39 PM (r/WuD)

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That too, and he helped put evangelicals at ease about Trump. But I definitely think his Boy Scout reputation was/is a big advantage in a cycle when weaponized spooks are coming after your campaign hammer-and-tongs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2019 12:42 PM (AzW6q)

490
How about Collectivism? A small elite group of people (the 0.001%ers) tell every fucker else what to do
Posted by: ...

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Why yes, as I understand it, the end of socialism is that the State will disappear. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2019 12:42 PM (M9ntN)

491 487

Isn't government just another way to say the things we do together?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2019 12:42 PM (aKsyK)

Isn't a concentration camp just a camp with a lot of people in it?

Posted by: Someguy at August 02, 2019 12:43 PM (FC8Ev)

492 Posted by: Constantine XI at August 02, 2019 12:35 PM (yiAMj)

Old cowboy wisdom:

"A free horse is the most expensive horse you will ever own!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 02, 2019 12:43 PM (BiNEL)

493
Pence seems like a really good person, which is why I don't really understand why he's in politics
Posted by: Willow

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I don't know how he got into politics, but he may be like Sarah Palin. A true public servant.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2019 12:44 PM (M9ntN)

494 Roosh@rooshv
Pants were invented for men, not women. It's impossible for a woman to wear pants (jeans, yoga pants, dress pants, leggings, dungarees, etc) without sexualizing her body, since they highlight her legs, curves, and rear end. Women who want to be modest should not own pants at all.

-
One word: burqas

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 02, 2019 12:44 PM (+y/Ru)

495 68 >>Lizzy, was it you who said the other day that Kamala could choose to be honest but that, no, she chooses to escape being blamed. Whoever said that said it so much better than I'm remembering.

Not me, sounds insightful, though. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2019 11:29 AM (bDqIh)

Thanks. Sounded insightful like you.

Posted by: m at August 02, 2019 12:45 PM (awAkQ)

496 >>ol, well if anybody knows about so-called "elites" not being very smart, it's Michelle "I flunked the bar exam, got fired from the only job I ever had as a lawyer, and held only do-nothing political patronage jobs my entire life" Obama.
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I've always figured part of why she was such a grouch was that she knows Barack, she's had t live with his lazy, never take a side shtick for years, and then had to watch all of the MSM, VIP elites, Democrats, etc. treat him like a god.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2019 12:45 PM (bDqIh)

497 >>ol, well if anybody knows about so-called "elites" not being very smart, it's Michelle "I flunked the bar exam, got fired from the only job I ever had as a lawyer, and held only do-nothing political patronage jobs my entire life" Obama.
- - -
I've always figured part of why she was such a grouch was that she knows Barack, she's had t live with his lazy, never take a side shtick for years, and then had to watch all of the MSM, VIP elites, Democrats, etc. treat him like a god.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2019 12:45 PM (bDqIh)

498 Isn't government just another way to say the things we do together?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2019 12:42 PM (aKsyK)


Comrade, government is just another way to say the things "you" have to do together!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 02, 2019 12:45 PM (BiNEL)

499 Blonde, I am not used to that idea.

Posted by: Willow at August 02, 2019 12:45 PM (3Lhlu)

500 self pumping (of gas you perv) is allowed in restricted service stations, like some of the fleet and subscription stations.

The next act to save jobs in Oregon is to outlaw powered equipment and shovels in state highway construction, to be replaced with teaspoons.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2019 12:46 PM (vJw+j)

501
Blonde, I am not used to that idea.
Posted by: Willow

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No wonder!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2019 12:46 PM (M9ntN)

502 Actually it kind of looks like it's about me.


Posted by: ... at August 02, 2019 12:42 PM (BE73W)

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Heh.

Posted by: ShainS -- Those who make criminal justice impossible will make vigilante justice inevitable at August 02, 2019 12:46 PM (WqPYg)

503 Nancy Pelosi wears stupid rainbow scarf with photo op with Ilhan Omar in Ghana. How much more virtue signaling could she be?

https://tinyurl.com/y4btf5af

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2019 12:46 PM (+0VWg)

504 Her agent was a tough negotiator. No nude scenes!
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 02, 2019 12:08 PM (q1Pj5)

And then she gave it up for Wild Thing.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 02, 2019 12:46 PM (MwFQu)

505 Why yes, as I understand it, the end of socialism is that the State will disappear. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2019 12:42 PM (M9ntN)

And when mankind reached perfection, Poof! The State was gone! Swearsies.--Karl "Baths Are Capitalistic" Marx.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 02, 2019 12:46 PM (m79Dg)

506 >>Thanks. Sounded insightful like you

Aw, so kind of you.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2019 12:47 PM (bDqIh)

507 Miley,
I'm glad you keep in touch with cooth. Tell him I said "howdy!"

Posted by: lin-duh at August 02, 2019 12:47 PM (UUBmN)

508 Super short shorts are tight.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at August 02, 2019 12:41 PM (ESjAn)


Um, no. Yoga pants are tight. Shorts are just short.

Of course if they are too short they are just thongs.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2019 12:47 PM (vJw+j)

509 Nobody really needs a quack. You only need some CBD oil. Used by the heads of Europe to cure whatever ailment they have. Can't get it up? CBD oil! Wife not in the mood? Give her CBD oil! Terminal Stage 4 Lymphoma? CBD Oil!--Ex-Snake Oil Peddler Now Selling CBD Oil.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 02, 2019 12:42 PM (m79Dg)


Does it work on Red Sox fans?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 02, 2019 12:47 PM (Nq3+Y)

510 I should have said I'm no longer used to that idea. There was a time I thought bad people were rare

Posted by: Willow at August 02, 2019 12:47 PM (3Lhlu)

511 >It must be the style now for ass cheeks to hang out of tiny shorts



Hold my beer.

Posted by: Michael Moore at August 02, 2019 12:47 PM (oVJmc)

512 How about Collectivism? A small elite group of people (the 0.001%ers) tell every fucker else what to do

-
If you like your individual liberty, you can keep your individual liberty.*

*With some common sense restrictions.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 02, 2019 12:48 PM (+y/Ru)

513
Isn't government just another way to say the things we do together?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

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Why yes. And that's why a bigger government means we're "Stronger Together." I'm with her!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2019 12:48 PM (M9ntN)

514 Isn't government just another way to say the things we do together?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2019 12:42 PM (aKsyK)

Well, I was going to say, "What about sex?" Then I realized how important abortion is to climate change refugees.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 02, 2019 12:48 PM (m79Dg)

515 Pence seems like a really good person, which is why I don't really understand why he's in politics.
Posted by: Willow at August 02, 2019 12:42 PM (3Lhlu)


Before he was a State Rep, he had an AM radio talk show. He always struck me as the Midwestern Michael Medved.

Posted by: Don't Be An Enabler at August 02, 2019 12:48 PM (r/WuD)

516 The next act to save jobs in Oregon is to outlaw powered equipment and shovels in state highway construction, to be replaced with teaspoons.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2019 12:46 PM

This sounds suspiciously like Uncle Palp's North American Dignity Canal project. I approve.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 02, 2019 12:48 PM (dkvcO)

517 Yul Brynner was the best King of Siam (now Thailand). Fight me.

Paul Newman made for a poor Indian (woowoo).

Posted by: The Paolo at August 02, 2019 12:48 PM (88+cf)

518
I suspect it was the same reason he picked Priebus as Chief of Staff
- he wanted some cred with the party. I don't think he envisioned the
mass betrayal on the part of the GOP.
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I don't think any of us could have imagined the uniparty/deep state freakout even with the clues by Hillary, et al, that '17 agencies' preferred her.

Too many (R)s taking a 'what if Russian interference is true' and enabling the total repudiation of a duly elected president.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 02, 2019 12:48 PM (MIKMs)

519 Comrade, government is just another way to say the things "you" have to do together!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 02, 2019 12:45 PM (BiNEL


In USSR, government does *you*!

--Yakov Smirnoff

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 02, 2019 12:48 PM (Nq3+Y)

520 Does it work on Red Sox fans?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 02, 2019 12:47 PM (Nq3+Y)

Hey, we only do the impossible. Miracles are for Jesus. I mean, Mohammed. Please don't behead me!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 02, 2019 12:49 PM (m79Dg)

521 Correction muse .In America govt does you

Posted by: Willow at August 02, 2019 12:49 PM (3Lhlu)

522 I don't think any of us could have imagined the uniparty/deep state freakout even with the clues by Hillary, et al, that '17 agencies' preferred her.

Too many (R)s taking a 'what if Russian interference is true' and enabling the total repudiation of a duly elected president.
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 02, 2019 12:48 PM (MIKMs)

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As of early 2015, I had lost all trust in the GOP. Permanently ruined. I would have told you "my opinion of the Republicans couldn't fall any lower than it is."

But they proved me terribly wrong.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2019 12:50 PM (AzW6q)

523 nood kamala

Posted by: m at August 02, 2019 12:50 PM (awAkQ)

524 503
Nancy Pelosi wears stupid rainbow scarf with photo op with Ilhan Omar in Ghana. How much more virtue signaling could she be?



https://tinyurl.com/y4btf5af

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2019 12:46 PM (+0VWg)


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I challenge her to do that in Tehran.

Posted by: ShainS -- Those who make criminal justice impossible will make vigilante justice inevitable at August 02, 2019 12:50 PM (WqPYg)

525 I'm not sure I'd like to see all of those things come to pass.

But I would like it if a woman brought me a sandwich.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 02, 2019 12:50 PM (VtM7U)

526 Paul Newman made for a poor Indian (woowoo).
Posted by: The Paolo at August 02, 2019 12:48 PM (88+cf)


Newman played an *Indian*? In what movie? Dude's got blonde hair and blue eyes! I can't think of anyone who would look *least* like an American Indian (except maybe for Rutger Hauer).

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at August 02, 2019 12:51 PM (Nq3+Y)

527 Before he was a State Rep, he had an AM radio talk show. He always struck me as the Midwestern Michael Medved.




Posted by: Don't Be An Enabler at August 02, 2019 12:48 PM (r/WuD)

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I remember he described himself as "Rush Limbaugh on decaf."

Posted by: ShainS -- Those who make criminal justice impossible will make vigilante justice inevitable at August 02, 2019 12:52 PM (WqPYg)

528 More people have died at the Kennedy compound this week than at all US guns shows in the past 10 years.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 02, 2019 12:52 PM (eVw6T)

529 For some reason, I recall that Bahamian 'formal dress' can include shorts. I guess it would be similar to Scots 'formal dress' and skirts.
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 02, 2019 12:37 PM (MIKMs)

Let me introduce you to the sgian-dubh.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 02, 2019 12:55 PM (MwFQu)

530 This sounds suspiciously like Uncle Palp's North American Dignity Canal project. I approve.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 02, 2019 12:48 PM (dkvcO)

Sea level! Coast to Coast! Two channels! Opportunities for Stakhanovites!

Posted by: Fox2! at August 02, 2019 12:59 PM (MwFQu)

531 Paul Newman made for a poor Indian (woowoo).


Hombre? White boy raised by injuns.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at August 02, 2019 01:00 PM (fuK7c)

532 Great rant Oregon Muse. It needs to widely disseminated. You won't sue me for libel if I use it will you?

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at August 02, 2019 01:00 PM (RDX/f)

533 Respect !! Civility !! Lol

Posted by: Kurt at August 02, 2019 01:07 PM (sHeLP)

534 Really would like to see the mech weapons that the original book (Heinlein) startship troopers. on the bounce, launch nukes at each jump. taking out the bugs. shot out of ship like shells in a revolver from the ship in orbit around the target world. recall beacon being the sweets sound

Posted by: Obama, disappearing records actor at August 02, 2019 01:19 PM (Uww8+)

535 PS: how about a 1 week where Trump's administration can act exactly like they are accused. thugs and all. no repercussions, just a teaching event. start by throwing all of media in clink.

Posted by: Obama, disappearing records actor at August 02, 2019 01:21 PM (Uww8+)

536 This might be the greatest rant ever.

Posted by: RoyLFuchs at August 02, 2019 01:29 PM (LdZuO)

537 Who has the recipe for the salted caramel cookie bars?

Posted by: Iblis at August 02, 2019 01:48 PM (Jen4h)

538 Any truth to the idea that girls who wear saddle shoes like to play cowgirl?

Posted by: ERF at August 02, 2019 02:05 PM (NxG7K)

539 Dame tu dinero! Dame todo tu dinero!

Posted by: The New DemocRats at August 02, 2019 02:07 PM (Zx6uT)

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"...I want to see feminist bakers forced to produce cakes with "A woman's place is in the home" written in icing...."

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