lol: Super-#Woke New Republic Writes Blisteringly Homophobic Rant About "Mary Pete" (Mayor Pete)

Even I'm offended.

TimDC is a sissy but he's not wrong here.

Excerpt from Dale Peck's I'm-super-gay-so-I-have-free-speech-and-you-Breeders-don't article at The New Republic. I'm going to Culturally Appropriate some Paragraph Breaks into this Dear Diary screed for readability.

I know that paragraph breaks might be heteronormative and not fit with the flbbertigibbet fifteen year old girl style this author is going for, but forgive my trespass.

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All this makes Mary Pete different from every other left-leaning neoliberal in exactly zero ways.

Because let's face it. The only thing that distinguishes the mayor of South Bend from all those other well-educated reasonably intelligent white dudes who wanna be president is what he does with his dick (and possibly his ass, although I get a definite top-by-default vibe from him, which is to say that I bet he thinks about getting fucked but he's too uptight to do it).

So let's dish the dish, homos. You know and I know that Mary Pete is a gay teenager. He's a fifteen-year-old boy in a Chicago bus station wondering if it's a good idea to go home with a fifty-year-old man so that he'll finally understand what he is.

He's been out for, what, all of four years, and if I understand the narrative, he married the first guy he dated. And we all know what happens when gay people donít get a real adolescence because they spent theirs in the closet: they go through it after they come out. And because they're adults with their own incomes and no parents to rein them in they do it on steroids (often literally).

If Shortest Way Home [Buttgieg's book] (I mean really, can you think of a more treacly title?) makes one thing clear, Mary Pete was never a teenager.

But you can't run away from that forever. Either it comes out or it eats you up inside. It can be fun, it can be messy, it can be tragic, it can be progenitive, transformative, ecstatic, or banal, but the last thing I want in the White House is a gay man staring down 40 who suddenly realizes he didn't get to have all the fun his straight peers did when they were teenagers.

I'm not saying I donít want him to shave his chest or do Molly or try being the lucky Pierre (the timing's trickier than it looks, but it can be fun when you work it out). These are rites of passage for a lot of gay men, and it fuels many aspects of gay culture. But like I said, I donít want it in the White House.

I want a man whose mind is on his job, not what could have been--or what he thinks he can still get away with.

He seems to be saying that "Mary Pete" might go off-the-hook-ultragay in the White House because he didn't sow his gay oats.

Interesting take!

And what's a Lucky Pierre, Breeders?

Apparently gay slang:

: What does "Lucky Pierre" mean. I've heard of this before but can't remember and can't seem to find a reference of it anywhere on the web.

Well, it says here:

lucky pierre -- noun. 1940s. 1. the man in a sexual threesome of two women and one man. 2. (gay) the middle man in a "sandwich" of three sexually entwined men. (? -- the punchline of a joke) From "Cassell's Dictionary of Slang" by Jonathon Green (Wellington House, London, 199.

Urban Dictionary has further thoughts.




I love the rule that the hardleft fringe Identity Politics mafia can use their free speech to the fullest while we on the right have to constantly patrol our own thoughts for Thoughtcrimes.

And if we fail to detect our own Thoughtcrime, that's okay, because 50% of the online right, the SJWcons as Kurt Schlichter (I think) called them, have been deputized by their leftist twitter friends to form lynch mobs to hunt us down for Wrongspeak.

Interesting:

The undertone of this is that the idea of otherizing gay people who aren't decadently, outrageously "queer," (Think Mr Garrison in South Park's "Tolerance Camp" episode) as not truly gay. The political dimension is that gays who adopt "heteronormative" values --- settle down, blend in, get mortgages --- might begin to adopt mainstream values and leave the Democrat plantation. And we can't have that.

-- Victor Tango Kilo

Another fissure on the left opens, this one between Main Street gays and Castro Street gays.

Update: Proving my point that only the hard, fringe left has full speech rights:



Did he ever suffer any penalty for this? Shit, none of us have ever even heard of it.

But CNN will keep doxxing meme-makers, won't they?

One Last Update:



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:48 PM




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1 Ah, that fresh thread smell!

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 05:50 PM (Ez6QX)

2 Is a non-ban-able comment even possible?

Posted by: Riskin_the_Ban_Hammer at July 12, 2019 05:50 PM (sYV5O)

3 BOOM!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 05:50 PM (8lGpb)

4 Hate has no homo

Posted by: Moron Robbie - And you call liberalers whiners yeck at July 12, 2019 05:50 PM (rF9rk)

5 Hahahaha -

I bet he has a ton of Messenger Bags in his closet, too.


Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2019 05:51 PM (kc0Z0)

6 *slinks off*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 05:51 PM (8lGpb)

7 So, what part of that was incorrect?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2019 05:51 PM (O2RFr)

8 I guess we could talk about chess?

Posted by: Riskin_the_Ban_Hammer at July 12, 2019 05:51 PM (sYV5O)

9 7 So, what part of that was incorrect?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2019 05:51 PM (O2RFr)

I think he's older than 15. Other than that...

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 05:52 PM (Ez6QX)

10 The irony is that whoever wrote this at New Republic isn't far off insofar as Mayor Buttplug is concerned.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at July 12, 2019 05:52 PM (p0pYQ)

11 Rememner da Hous Page scandals?

Gwood Times...Gwood Times

Posted by: Bwany Fwank at July 12, 2019 05:53 PM (Y274z)

12 I'm only pissed that I did not coin 'Mary Pete'.

How could we all have been so remiss?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2019 05:53 PM (xSo9G)

13 Trump is probably kicking himself that he didn't come up with Mary Pete first. Of course, that won't stop him from borrowing it.

Posted by: Off the reservation at July 12, 2019 05:53 PM (vWMNq)

14 which one a you guys wrote that?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 05:53 PM (8lGpb)

15 Really, Mayor Pete's only competition is Kamala.

...and, maybe Madonna.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2019 05:53 PM (kc0Z0)

16 6 *slinks off*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

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Interestingly, I saw you as #1 when I posted.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - And you call liberalers whiners yeck at July 12, 2019 05:54 PM (rF9rk)

17 12 I'm only pissed that I did not coin 'Mary Pete'.

How could we all have been so remiss?


LOL, I wasn't sure which one is the "wife" in that "marriage."

Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2019 05:54 PM (O2RFr)

18 WOW.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 05:54 PM (ptqGC)

19

I thought Mare Pete was better.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2019 05:54 PM (aKsyK)

20 That New Republic post (whatever it was) was hysterical - mostly because it was absolutely true (though I don't know where his assumption that Mary Pete is a top came from).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 05:54 PM (81Etl)

21 I'd give this jerk a piece of pecan pie and a steaming hot cup of coffeve but I kinda hate him.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 12, 2019 05:54 PM (rw1l7)

22 >>>Interestingly, I saw you as #1 when I posted.


The system is rigged.

Posted by: Donald Trump, Rigging Expert at July 12, 2019 05:54 PM (PbpT7)

23
Can you fill in the blanks?

When a problem comes along
_____ _____ _____ __.


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 12, 2019 05:54 PM (neSZe)

24 Ouch! That's going to leave a mark!

Posted by: Ersatz at July 12, 2019 05:55 PM (zuVZw)

25 I hear white knights in satin playing as everyone carefully types their comments

Posted by: NCKate at July 12, 2019 05:55 PM (lknvV)

26 LOL, I wasn't sure which one is the "wife" in that "marriage."
Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2019 05:54 PM (O2RFr)


I've heard him refer to his "husband".

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 12, 2019 05:55 PM (aS1PU)

27 Who's fag dis is.

Posted by: Archer at July 12, 2019 05:55 PM (gmo/4)

28

When something's going wrong
___ ____ ____ __.


??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 12, 2019 05:55 PM (neSZe)

29

Meet the New Republic...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2019 05:55 PM (aKsyK)

30 Oh man.


Somebody is gonna get so banned in this thread.

lol.

Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2019 05:55 PM (tH5fk)

31 mayor pete should be scorned as a fucking idiot savant. without the savant. sexual orientation has nothing to do with being a drooling imbecile. the phuckstick is just a menace.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 12, 2019 05:55 PM (KP5rU)

32 Interestingly, I saw you as #1 when I posted.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - And you call liberalers whiners yeck at July 12, 2019 05:54 PM (rF9rk)

*glares at Jordan*
He was told NOT to use theTtime Machine for FIRSTS.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 05:55 PM (8lGpb)

33 >>>25 I hear white knights in satin playing as everyone carefully types their comments

why that particular song? I don't get the reference but I would like to

Posted by: Donald Trump, Rigging Expert at July 12, 2019 05:55 PM (PbpT7)

34 14 which one a you guys wrote that?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 05:53 PM (8lGpb)
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I am Spartacus!

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 12, 2019 05:55 PM (qC1Sy)

35 I thought it was funny. But then, I like a lot of what Tulsi Gabbard writes.

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 05:56 PM (v0R5T)

36 A chicken in every pot and three kinds of cock on every breath.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2019 05:56 PM (kc0Z0)

37 But he's a better Christian than anyone!!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 05:56 PM (ptqGC)

38 *glares at Jordan*
He was told NOT to use theTtime Machine for FIRSTS.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 05:55 PM (8lGpb)

I'm a she, goddamit. A STEALTH NINJA she.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 05:56 PM (Ez6QX)

39 I have a feeling Mary Pete turned down a pass from this New Republic guy ...

But, again, there is absolutely nothing wrong with what the guy wrote. The fact that so many are "horrified" by it just shows what ultimate twerps our society has become by PC marxism.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 05:56 PM (81Etl)

40 >>>(though I don't know where his assumption that Mary Pete is a top came from).

In my experience, this tracks.

Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at July 12, 2019 05:56 PM (PbpT7)

41 What's NR's main gripe about Bootygig? I can't view the article.

Posted by: kallisto at July 12, 2019 05:56 PM (WLeoI)

42 31 mayor pete should be scorned as a fucking idiot savant. without the savant. sexual orientation has nothing to do with being a drooling imbecile. the phuckstick is just a menace.

Agreed.. Unfortunately he is basically running on his "gayness."

Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2019 05:56 PM (O2RFr)

43 Should Trump step in and say Mary isn't a phag?

Posted by: Ha at July 12, 2019 05:57 PM (MAstk)

44 28

When something's going wrong
___ ____ ____ __.


??
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 12, 2019 05:55 PM (neSZe)

What is "You Must Whip It", Alex.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 05:57 PM (Ez6QX)

45 *blink* *blink*

I miss Andrew Sullivan in his days as editor of TNR, even if he did hire a bullshit artist or two. He ran fair-minded articles and would never have allowed this one to see print.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2019 05:57 PM (ykYG2)

46 >>> What's NR's main gripe about Bootygig? I can't view the article.

hang on, I'll link it, give a sec

Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at July 12, 2019 05:57 PM (PbpT7)

47 I thought all the sodomites wanted was to get married and go away and live in peace and leave the rest of us alone.

Like Waylon sang........"Wrong".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 12, 2019 05:57 PM (Z+IKu)

48 "You must whip it!"

Posted by: DEVO at July 12, 2019 05:57 PM (zuVZw)

49 To crack 1% among Black voters, Mayor Pete has legally changed his name to John Shaft.

He's a bad mother ....(shut your mouth)

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2019 05:57 PM (4EWpZ)

50 So which Democrat lunatic does this guy support. It's important that whoever it is immediately denounces this terrible h8 in public.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at July 12, 2019 05:57 PM (BRpqW)

51 Caaaaall for Super Chicken!

Posted by: Archer at July 12, 2019 05:57 PM (gmo/4)

52
I'm only pissed that I did not coin 'Mary Pete'.
How could we all have been so remiss?


Because we were all so enamored with Buttplug.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2019 05:57 PM (TAmPV)

53


https://peteforamerica.com/Douglass-Plan

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2019 05:57 PM (aKsyK)

54 Check the twitters thread. Their feelz are absolutely pulverized.

Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 05:57 PM (U7voe)

55 I'm onboard the Mary Pete Train!

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 12, 2019 05:57 PM (kc0Z0)

56 lol, you that is way too fucking funny and too true too, lol



mary pete

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 05:58 PM (HALdu)

57 LOL, I wasn't sure which one is the "wife" in that "marriage."
Posted by: It's me donna
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The nation waits with bated breath to see whether Mary's other half is husband or wife.

Would he be FLOTUS or FHOTUS?

NTTAWWT...aside from serious dysphoria, which of course, is a positive quality these days, a resume builder.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2019 05:58 PM (xSo9G)

58 But this is how gays talk among themselves and close friends. The writer just forgot to put on his not-among-friends filter.

This is common. I think the reason the leftys always get caught saying the wrong thing is because they know they are one of "the good guys", and so that make it OK.

Of course, those said things said by a hater are hateful. You know they are a hater because they disagree with the left.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 12, 2019 05:58 PM (LWu6U)

59 23
Can you fill in the blanks?

When a problem comes along
_____ _____ _____ __.


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 12, 2019 05:54 PM (neSZe)

-------------------

Pounce and seize it!

Posted by: cornbred at July 12, 2019 05:58 PM (BubtM)

60 I'm a she, goddamit. A STEALTH NINJA she.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 05:56 PM (Ez6QX
*pulls grass skirt over head*
*hides behind kettle*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 05:58 PM (8lGpb)

61 Mary Pete and his husband.....whatshisname.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 05:58 PM (ptqGC)

62 54 Check the twitters thread. Their feelz are absolutely pulverized.
Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 05:57 PM (U7voe)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 05:58 PM (Ez6QX)

63 42: well, that's not for me to address.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 12, 2019 05:58 PM (KP5rU)

64 >> What's NR's main gripe about Bootygig? I can't view the article.


He's the same as the old boss. But, with sodomy.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2019 05:59 PM (kc0Z0)

65 first thought was that mary pete was a typo, guess not.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 05:59 PM (HALdu)

66 I hear white knights in satin playing as everyone carefully types their comments

why that particular song? I don't get the reference but I would like to



I think it's just a play on Nights in White Satin to expect that people will be white knighting someone here.

And half the time that someone might be me, but I can't even tell what this thread is about.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2019 05:59 PM (fuK7c)

67 What's NR's main gripe about Bootygig? I can't view the article.


He's a white male... sort of

Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2019 05:59 PM (O2RFr)

68 He's a white male... sort of

Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2019 05:59 PM (O2RFr)


LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 06:00 PM (81Etl)

69


"One is required to flog it" was Devo's first choice for lyrics.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 12, 2019 06:00 PM (neSZe)

70 This is one of those things like blacks using the N-word, this IS how homosexuals speak about one another and they believe they have Gay Privilege to do so.

For the record, I too agree that pretty much the only thing that distinguishes Buttplug from the rest of the white male red-diaper-baby contingent is what he does with his lower anatomy, even though I wouldn't have phrased it as this writer did.

Posted by: JEM at July 12, 2019 06:00 PM (8erNz)

71 Wait, is that homophobic or transphobic or LGBTQWTFBBQphobic? I'm so confused ...

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 12, 2019 06:00 PM (5jlG9)

72 Given the known coordination between the Dems and the media, any time an attack takes place against one of the Presidential candidates, you have to ask which other candidate's camp launched it?

The anti-Biden attacks (even before the debate) had Kamala's fingerprints all over them.

Who do you suppose is pulling the strings on this one?

Posted by: Ersatz at July 12, 2019 06:00 PM (zuVZw)

73 President Mary Pete and the First Convenient Hole He Can Find.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at July 12, 2019 06:00 PM (T09ml)

74 Going to read the twitter feed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 06:00 PM (ptqGC)

75 14 which one a you guys wrote that?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 05:53 PM (8lGpb)
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I am Spartacus!

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 12, 2019 05:55 PM (qC1Sy)
........

I am Xerxes!
*bent wrist wave*

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 06:01 PM (v0R5T)

76 The New Republic is TNR. NR is a totally different stupid liberal magazine, without the "The".

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2019 06:01 PM (ykYG2)

77 You can hear this kind of talk at/in drag shows.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 12, 2019 06:01 PM (JcXHH)

78 I don't get the hate for messenger bags. Young white collar types around here use them mainly to carry laptops.

Posted by: kallisto at July 12, 2019 06:01 PM (WLeoI)

79 But he's a better Christian than anyone!!!!!
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Emblematic, really, of all that a good Christian should be.

Posted by: Bishop John Spong at July 12, 2019 06:01 PM (xSo9G)

80 long screedy totally gay excerpt added

Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at July 12, 2019 06:01 PM (PbpT7)

81 I'm having one of those 4 hour erections.

Posted by: Shep Smith : Newsman at July 12, 2019 06:01 PM (4e+hS)

82 20 I don't know where his assumption that Mary Pete is a top came from).


It's not gay if you don't push back.


Posted by: Off the reservation at July 12, 2019 06:01 PM (vWMNq)

83 Mary Pete Buttplug

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 12, 2019 06:01 PM (89T5c)

84 Key the left hates the wrong kind of gay. White and male. So sad.

Popcorn time.

Posted by: usntakim at July 12, 2019 06:02 PM (0OmEj)

85 I think this Mary Pete might stick. bummer for Mary.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 12, 2019 06:02 PM (r+sAi)

86 Ace you need to get out more..Put down those shelves..now!

That comment is not nearly as bad as some of the stuff you sitting in a tightly packed restaurant or at a table behind a bar in a restaurant. That didn't even make me blush.

Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 06:02 PM (jm1YL)

87 you know, by modern standards, there are three offenses in the quote.

1. he used homos

2. he generally mocked mary pete's gayness

3. he used humor like a cossack with a saber to do so.

that quote, especially the mary pete thing, is funnier and eviscerates mary pete better, than every thing we have written about mary pete, mostly because the writer knows the strings that will piss mary pete off better than we do.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:02 PM (HALdu)

88 I think it's just a play on Nights in White Satin to expect that people will be white knighting someone here.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2019 05:59 PM (fuK7c)
____________

I'm old enough to remember an age when being a "white knight" was a good thing.

And coffee cost a nickel!

Posted by: Ersatz at July 12, 2019 06:02 PM (zuVZw)

89 Reminds me how much I miss Scrubs . Dr Cox having a thousand iterations of calling JD a girl's name.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 12, 2019 06:02 PM (zFzxj)

90
Mary Pete and his husband.....whatshisname.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Chastain

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2019 06:02 PM (aKsyK)

91 The New Republic is TNR. NR is a totally different stupid liberal magazine, without the "The".

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2019 06:01 PM (ykYG2)


SO, you're saying that this is just a New Republic ...

I feel like I'm in France, with a New Republic popping up every 10 years.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 06:02 PM (81Etl)

92 For the record, I too agree that pretty much the only thing that distinguishes Buttplug from the rest of the white male red-diaper-baby contingent is what he does with his lower anatomy, even though I wouldn't have phrased it as this writer did.
Posted by: JEM at July 12, 2019 06:00 PM (8erNz)
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You would have been more succinct?

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 12, 2019 06:02 PM (qC1Sy)

93 I didn't know Sergeant Hartman started writing for The New Republic. I thought he had passed away.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 12, 2019 06:02 PM (FTlwv)

94 Mary Pete and his husband.....whatshisname.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 05:58 PM (ptqGC)
........

Doug N. Puncher

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 06:03 PM (v0R5T)

95 On Mary Pete's White House menu tonight:

Cock-a-leekie soup

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at July 12, 2019 06:03 PM (T09ml)

96 LGBTQWTFBBQphobic?

You left out 'LSMFT+', h8ter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2019 06:03 PM (xSo9G)

97
Gays can be catty... who knew?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2019 06:03 PM (AzW6q)

98 And clearly the writer identified himself as gay (or curious, or wannabe, or gay positive - meaning he only sucks his friends dick)by using the term "dish."

So how can a G (or C, W, G-P) be a hater?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 12, 2019 06:03 PM (LWu6U)

99

What other songs give valuable problem-solving advice like Devo's Whip It?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 12, 2019 06:04 PM (neSZe)

100 Is this where Kelly Anne steps in and highlights it as a "Cat Fight?"

Because Kelly Anne absolutely needs to step in and highlight it as a "Cat Fight."



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 12, 2019 06:04 PM (QzJWU)

101 Cock-a-leekie soup
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at July 12, 2019 06:03 PM (T09ml)

Spotted dick

Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 06:04 PM (U7voe)

102 I don't think I can even read the post. I think I'll just go off and celebrate National Pecan Pie Day, but with a margarita.

Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2019 06:04 PM (aXucN)

103 I don't know, I quite liked this article.

Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Dr. Amy Butler at July 12, 2019 06:04 PM (ykYG2)

104 101 Cock-a-leekie soup
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at July 12, 2019 06:03 PM (T09ml)

Spotted dick

They have stuff for that now

Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2019 06:04 PM (O2RFr)

105 Gay man to gay man,
Petey is such a fag. His sanctimoniousness makes him so punchable.

Posted by: Log Cabin at July 12, 2019 06:05 PM (3qUNj)

106 I'm almost afraid to ask this, but what is a 'lucky Pierre'?

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 12, 2019 06:05 PM (ufFY8)

107 Mayor Pete is just in the way. Other D contenders want his 8%. He'll never be a contender, and because his appeal is limited to only some parts of Deep Blue cities, he won't be a VP pick

But he has raised a lot of money from the gay community, so he won't go away

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2019 06:05 PM (4EWpZ)

108 Mary Pete and his husband.....whatshisname.


Posted by: Jane D'oh
..........

Megan Rapinoe?

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 06:05 PM (v0R5T)

109
I'm old enough to remember an age when being a "white knight" was a good thing.


https://youtu.be/EFZK5VkQes4

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2019 06:05 PM (aKsyK)

110 The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals on Friday ruled in favor of the Trump administration's efforts to prioritize federal dollars for local policing to towns and cities that complied with certain immigration policies.

The ruling, a split 2-1 decision, said the Department of Justice (DOJ) was within its rights to withhold Community Oriented Policing Services (COPS) grants from sanctuary cities and states over their refusal to work with federal immigration enforcement authorities and instead prioritize agencies that focused on unauthorized immigration and agreed to give Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) access to jail records and immigrants in custody.

Posted by: Ha at July 12, 2019 06:05 PM (MAstk)

111 And clearly the writer identified himself as gay (or curious, or wannabe, or gay positive - meaning he only sucks his friends dick)by using the term "dish."

So how can a G (or C, W, G-P) be a hater?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at J




no, it was his use of "homos", like the n word, only hs get to use the h word.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:05 PM (HALdu)

112 What other songs give valuable problem-solving advice like Devo's Whip It?


One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer.

Posted by: George Thoroughgood at July 12, 2019 06:05 PM (fuK7c)

113 OK I read the excerpt. Super bitchy in a way only a mad queen can pull off, and oh by the way - what is a Lucky Pierre?

Posted by: kallisto at July 12, 2019 06:06 PM (WLeoI)

114 What other songs give valuable problem-solving advice like Devo's Whip It?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 12, 2019 06:04 PM (neSZe)


When you're alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go downtown.

Posted by: Archer at July 12, 2019 06:06 PM (gmo/4)

115 Spotted dick
Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 06:04 PM

++++


'Cmon, man, that's for desert.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at July 12, 2019 06:06 PM (T09ml)

116 Gayness can no longer shield whiteness. Fuck that TNR self hating dick sucker.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 12, 2019 06:06 PM (zFzxj)

117 I'm old enough to remember an age when being a "white knight" was a good thing.

And coffee cost a nickel!
Posted by: Ersatz


I'm not even in your dang yard!

Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2019 06:07 PM (tH5fk)

118 Did anyone else just see a post that said Test at 100-ish that's gone now? Or am I losing it?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 06:07 PM (Ez6QX)

119 99 What other songs give valuable problem-solving advice like Devo's Whip It?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 12, 2019 06:04 PM (neSZe)

-----------------------

Ain't got no place to lay your head
Somebody came and took your bed
But don't worry
Be happy

Posted by: cornbred at July 12, 2019 06:07 PM (BubtM)

120 But he's a better Christian than anyone!!!!!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 05:56 PM (ptqGC)


You probably missed the "Jesus was pro-choice" scorching hot take on Twitter the other day then.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 12, 2019 06:07 PM (19orm)

121
https://youtu.be/EFZK5VkQes4

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2019 06:05 PM (aKsyK)


Without clicking on it I'm guessing that links to an old Ajax commercial.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2019 06:07 PM (TAmPV)

122 Ha, this is awesome.


Woke can't help but consume itself.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2019 06:07 PM (oVJmc)

123 What other songs give valuable problem-solving advice like Devo's Whip It?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 12, 2019 06:04 PM (neSZe)


When you're alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go downtown.
Posted by: Archer at July 12, 2019 06:06 PM (gmo/4)

There's a song called Die Motherfucker Die, by a band called Dope. I mean, it offers a solution...

Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 06:07 PM (U7voe)

124 gay slang definition of "Lucky Pierre" added

Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at July 12, 2019 06:07 PM (PbpT7)

125 109

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2019 06:05 PM (aKsyK)

That's awesome! And that's my new motto: "STRONGER THAN DIRT"

(It complements what I tell my nieces about my age: "older than dirt.")

Posted by: Ersatz at July 12, 2019 06:08 PM (zuVZw)

126 Everybody needs some Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls ice cream to go with their pecan pie.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 12, 2019 06:08 PM (84LPL)

127 ugh...

Posted by: Abiss at July 12, 2019 06:08 PM (Y8DtA)

128 99 What other songs give valuable problem-solving advice like Devo's Whip It?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 12, 2019 06:04 PM (neSZe)

Bring whiskey for my men and beer for the horses?

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 12, 2019 06:08 PM (rw1l7)

129 Are we sure he's gay? I don't trust anything a Dem says.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 12, 2019 06:08 PM (/Fmtj)

130 This claws out, hair pulling, eye scratching assault is way worse than the Cortex-Pelosi feud. Just. Damn.

Posted by: kallisto at July 12, 2019 06:08 PM (WLeoI)

131 Bannion!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 06:08 PM (ptqGC)

132 and that's a big reason trump is so refreshing - he doesn't edit himself for thoughtcrime.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 12, 2019 06:08 PM (Pg+x7)

133 To be fair, he is a Mary. The Atlantic nailed the Mary part. Still, fuck them.

Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 12, 2019 06:09 PM (ek8Zc)

134 That's one hell of a pearl-clutching cat fight meltdown on Twitter.

lol

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 06:09 PM (ptqGC)

135 New Republic = Racist Newsletter

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2019 06:09 PM (oVJmc)

136 Well, that was interesting.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 12, 2019 06:09 PM (Vgw1E)

137 Lucky Pierre is, IIRC, the meat in a 3 dude sandwich.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 12, 2019 06:09 PM (TIMlg)

138 What other songs give valuable problem-solving advice like Devo's Whip It?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 12, 2019 06:04 PM (neSZe)
........

Ode to Billie Joe?

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 06:09 PM (v0R5T)

139 123 What other songs give valuable problem-solving advice like Devo's Whip It?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 12, 2019 06:04 PM (neSZe)


The Gambler- Kenny Rogers

"You got to know when to hold 'em, etc. etc."

Wisdom for the ages.

Posted by: Ersatz at July 12, 2019 06:10 PM (zuVZw)

140 One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer.
Posted by: George Thoroughgood
------

'Rawhide', Frankie Lane

'Don't try to understand 'em
Just rope and throw and brand 'em..'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2019 06:10 PM (CDGwz)

141 what is a Lucky Pierre?
Posted by: kallisto at July 12, 2019 06:06 PM (WLeoI)

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lucky%20Pierre

Not safe for work.

Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 06:10 PM (U7voe)

142 Lucky Pierre is, IIRC, the meat in a 3 dude sandwich.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 12, 2019 06:09 PM (TIMlg)
..........

Ask your doctor if Truvada is right for you.

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 06:10 PM (v0R5T)

143 Apparently, an unnamed senior Dem aide is texting around a photo of a Goomba puppet from the video game Mario Bros. to slam Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez as a "puppet" of "elitist white liberals"

https://bit.ly/2JvtFiw

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 12, 2019 06:10 PM (+y/Ru)

144 Seriously though, I just think people are getting tired of all the ghey crap thrown in their faces 24-7.

Ghey-Good, Hetero=Bad

Oh and while we're on the subject Ohio license plates have a three letter prefix and I saw a guy motoring down the outer belt today who was unlucky enough to draw GEY as the prefix. I laughed out loud when I saw that.

Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 06:11 PM (jm1YL)

145 Michelle Schocked

'The Secret to a Long Life is Knowing When It's Time to Go'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2019 06:11 PM (CDGwz)

146 How can a dude be the middle man in a man sandwich?

Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 12, 2019 06:11 PM (ek8Zc)

147 NEW: Trump administration asks Supreme Court for stay that would allow use of Pentagon funds for border-wall construction.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 12, 2019 06:11 PM (BqBId)

148 >>>137 Lucky Pierre is, IIRC, the meat in a 3 dude sandwich.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean

well don't you just have all the facts at your fingertips!

Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:11 PM (PbpT7)

149 As in poker, (poker in ass?) luck has nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Pierre at July 12, 2019 06:11 PM (/Fmtj)

150 "... Either it comes out or it eats you up inside."
---

To be fair, sometimes it eats you up and then comes outside.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2019 06:12 PM (kQs4Y)

151
"Chicken in a bread pan pickin' out dough
Granny, does your dog bite? No child, no"
--Shih Tzu

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 12, 2019 06:12 PM (neSZe)

152 If only Pete had gone to a tony prep school! He could have had all the gay sex the rest of us had, AND learned about paragraphs.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at July 12, 2019 06:12 PM (Z/Rwf)

153 AoSHQ: Come for the smart military blog, stay for the vocabulary lesson.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 12, 2019 06:12 PM (+y/Ru)

154 Manwich eats more like a meal.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2019 06:12 PM (oVJmc)

155 Let's face it, out and proud homosexuality really doesn't appeal to regular people. It doesn't even to lefties. Sure, it's great to use them to make Christians miserable. However, that's it. You're just seeing someone who was drunk writing away.

Posted by: WOPR - Ewoks, it's like Chuck Norris went to Build-A-Bear and built a super army at July 12, 2019 06:12 PM (J70i0)

156 146
DP.
yikes

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 06:12 PM (v0R5T)

157 Folks, we still got another YEAR of Democrats clawing at each others' eyes. Wheee!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2019 06:12 PM (oVJmc)

158 How can a dude be the middle man in a man sandwich?
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 12, 2019 06:11 PM (ek8Zc)

Turn your safesearch off and go looking. You will find that the Internet has many educational videos.

Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 06:12 PM (U7voe)

159 Damn, I either had a small seizure or MUMR posted and then vanished.

Posted by: cornbred at July 12, 2019 06:12 PM (BubtM)

160 >>What other songs give valuable problem-solving advice like Devo's Whip It?

Why don't we get drunk and screw.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2019 06:13 PM (K/2j/)

161 >>>137 Lucky Pierre is, IIRC, the meat in a 3 dude sandwich.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean

well don't you just have all the facts at your fingertips!

Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:11 PM (PbpT7)
........

They asked him that one on Jeopardy.

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 06:13 PM (v0R5T)

162 You never know when Jeopardy is going to have that gay urban dictionary slang category.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 12, 2019 06:13 PM (TIMlg)

163 Mrs. French is quite taken with him.

Unfortunately, I don't think he'll take her in return.

Posted by: David French at July 12, 2019 06:13 PM (cfSRQ)

164 I get the feeling the author is way jelly about Preezy Mary Pete having access to all those hot young SS agents and the military details.

Posted by: kallisto at July 12, 2019 06:13 PM (WLeoI)

165 ... and maybe trump's lack of self-censorship is what's so fundamentally threatening to the left.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 12, 2019 06:13 PM (Pg+x7)

166 Punchline:

"That's Pierre. He's so lucky."

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at July 12, 2019 06:13 PM (5fSr7)

167 lol, thanks, ace.
Definition 1 of lucky Pierre doesn't sound too bad, depending upon the quality of the 'bread'...

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 12, 2019 06:13 PM (ufFY8)

168 Old and busted: not black enough

New hotness: not gay enough

Posted by: TexasDan at July 12, 2019 06:13 PM (yL25O)

169 How can a dude be the middle man in a man sandwich?


It's like a Human Centipede, but tab 'a' goes in hole 'b'...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2019 06:13 PM (oVJmc)

170 gay slang definition of "Lucky Pierre" added

Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at July 12, 2019 06:07 PM (PbpT7)


That queered up part of the definition is too funny. It doesn't make any sense (in comparison to the "normal" usage, which everyone can easily understand). 3 guys romping aroun on each other is just 3 guys romping around. There's not really anything to distinguish any of them, unlike the fact that a "lucky pierre" in a menage a trois is .... the guy.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 06:13 PM (81Etl)

171 I don't think I wanted to know any of that. The perils of degeneracy. Honestly getting very, very tired of putting up with a society filled to the brim with these lies. I imagine many people without patience are ready to simply snap. Some are not even liberal.

Posted by: trev006 at July 12, 2019 06:13 PM (LR3Y8)

172 So, Pete Buttgieg is transitioning?

Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2019 06:14 PM (RBOtF)

173 What other songs give valuable problem-solving advice like Devo's Whip It?

Chattahoochee
Way down yonder on the Chattahoochee it get hotter than a hoochie coohie

Posted by: Archer at July 12, 2019 06:14 PM (gmo/4)

174 >>>There's not really anything to distinguish any of them, unlike the fact that a "lucky pierre" in a menage a trois is .... the guy.


the lucky pierre is the one who gets doubly penetrated.

Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:14 PM (PbpT7)

175 And clearly the writer identified himself as gay (or curious, or wannabe, or gay positive - meaning he only sucks his friends dick)by using the term "dish."

So how can a G (or C, W, G-P) be a hater?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at J




this explains why your grade school teachers always told your parents "he lacks imagination."

you know he never draws anything other than straight lines

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:14 PM (HALdu)

176 My money is on the writer trying to help his candidate of choice get Mary Pete out of the way.

Posted by: bjjfiter at July 12, 2019 06:14 PM (6t/E2)

177 Which is... so lucky. So, so lucky.

Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:14 PM (PbpT7)

178 158 How can a dude be the middle man in a man sandwich?
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 12, 2019 06:11 PM (ek8Zc)

Turn your safesearch off and go looking. You will find that the Internet has many educational videos.
Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 06:12 PM (U7voe)

...

DO NOT DO THIS I THINK IT MAY BE BAD

Posted by: TexasDan at July 12, 2019 06:14 PM (yL25O)

179 Trump should demand the Dem nominees renounce their citizenship in solidarity with illegals, since it doesn't matter.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 12, 2019 06:14 PM (4e+hS)

180 Can you imagine someone's son bringing this home to meet Mom and Dad?

Posted by: torabora at July 12, 2019 06:15 PM (Y274z)

181 You know, I think it's funny how gay activists are always claiming that us traditionalists are obsessed with gay sex, can't get it off our minds, etc.

Personally, I can't think of many things more revolting than dwelling on the thought of Buttgig and his so-called "husband" being intimate and.....blech.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 12, 2019 06:15 PM (Vgw1E)

182
How can a dude be the middle man in a man sandwich? Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 12, 2019 06:11 PM (ek8Zc)


Have you ever own a spit roaster?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2019 06:15 PM (TAmPV)

183 Turn your safesearch off and go looking. You will find that the Internet has many educational videos.

Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 06:12 PM (U7voe)

---THANK YOU FOR THIS!!!

Posted by: David French at July 12, 2019 06:15 PM (cfSRQ)

184 I would have no objection to a gay president as long as he is free market, strong on national defense and sovereignty, and is hot.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2019 06:15 PM (kQs4Y)

185 DO NOT DO THIS I THINK IT MAY BE BAD
Posted by: TexasDan at J



even worse, you might find something you like

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:15 PM (HALdu)

186 "He's a fifteen-year-old boy in a Chicago bus station wondering if it's a good idea to go home with a fifty-year-old man so that he'll finally understand what he is."

Isn't this after all, the story of Obama?

Posted by: MaDuece at July 12, 2019 06:15 PM (0dmP2)

187 158 How can a dude be the middle man in a man sandwich?
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 12, 2019 06:11 PM (ek8Zc)

Turn your safesearch off and go looking. You will find that the Internet has many educational videos.
Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 06:12 PM (U7voe)

^ Step 1 in adult grooming.

Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 12, 2019 06:15 PM (ek8Zc)

188 Manwich eats more like a meal.

LOL.
But DUDE!

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 12, 2019 06:16 PM (aS1PU)

189 Personally, I can't think of many things more
revolting than dwelling on the thought of Buttgig and his so-called
"husband" being intimate and.....blech.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 12, 2019 06:15 PM (Vgw1E)

---
I feel the same about my husband.

Posted by: Nancy French at July 12, 2019 06:16 PM (cfSRQ)

190 so all I have to do is S one D and get all of my speech rights back...?

That's an interesting, interesting trade.

Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:16 PM (PbpT7)

191
I get a definite top-by-default vibe from him, which is to say that I bet he thinks about getting fucked but he's too uptight to do it.

---

This is some sort of crime in homo land?

Mayor Buttplug swore he was the gayest thing that ever lived, like his gayness is used a a calibration standard by NIST. That's good enough for me.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 12, 2019 06:16 PM (iPCAT)

192 reading the comments on twit, the author is called an "edgelord", with a quote from a book review to the effect that if he has to read another book about the Holocaust, he will have to "kill a jew himself".
So, apparently his norm to be outlandishly offensive in general (just WHO is this guy calling a teenager?)
Will be interesting to see if he does reap consequences for doing his usual schtick on a gay man. The Dems have no problem with the blatant anti-semitism

Posted by: barbarausa at July 12, 2019 06:16 PM (W7IZQ)

193 Sorry, I mean "husband."

Posted by: Nancy French at July 12, 2019 06:16 PM (cfSRQ)

194 Oh and while we're on the subject Ohio license
plates have a three letter prefix and I saw a guy motoring down the
outer belt today who was unlucky enough to draw GEY as the prefix. I
laughed out loud when I saw that.

Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 06:11 PM (jm1YL)


Someone I know had a license plate beginning with QUR, and he went to teh DMV and demanded a new plate, insisting he wasn't queer.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 12, 2019 06:16 PM (ufFY8)

195 Turn your safesearch off and go looking. You will find that the Internet has many educational videos.

Posted by: Vanya at J



who uses the internets with safe search?

why not have your wife, mom, or kid sit with you and watch over your shoulder instead?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:16 PM (HALdu)

196
the lucky pierre is the one who gets doubly penetrated.

Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:14 PM (PbpT7)
-------------

I can think of a lot of things to call it; lucky isn't one of them.

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 12, 2019 06:16 PM (qC1Sy)

197 what I just *claimed* I S'ed a D?

I mean, I have as much proof as "Dale Peck" or whatever has.

Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:16 PM (PbpT7)

198 So is it a centipede-deal or a spit roaster-deal? Now I'm confused.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 06:17 PM (Ez6QX)

199 >>>I can think of a lot of things to call it; lucky isn't one of them.


crafty, then.

Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:17 PM (PbpT7)

200 the lucky pierre is the one who gets doubly penetrated.

Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:14 PM (PbpT7)


I understand, but that's just temporary. They're all guys. They can all do the same shit to each other whenever they want. It's just a pile of guys.

In a menage a trois, the guy is lucky because ... he's a guy, and he's messing around with two girls at once. And they are different and that can't change.

Gays are always trying to take hetero concepts and twist them into some gay context ... but they never really fit. Because they're gay.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 06:17 PM (81Etl)

201 178 158 How can a dude be the middle man in a man sandwich?
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 12, 2019 06:11 PM (ek8Zc)

Turn your safesearch off and go looking. You will find that the Internet has many educational videos.
Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 06:12 PM (U7voe)


Yeah, I will not be doing that, ever, under any circumstances. In fact, I will now be googling for ways to remove that concept from my brain.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 12, 2019 06:17 PM (Vgw1E)

202 What other songs give valuable problem-solving advice like Devo's Whip It?

Posted by: Soothsayer


Don't step on Superman's cape
Don't piss into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2019 06:17 PM (HDCbD)

203 So it would be better to have a gay guy approaching 40 who had already had sex with 200 partners?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 06:17 PM (+0VWg)

204 184 I would have no objection to a gay president as long as he she is free market, strong on national defense and sovereignty, and is hot.

FIFY

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at July 12, 2019 06:17 PM (BRpqW)

205
Teach your children well,
Their father's hell did slowly go by,
And feed them on your dreams

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 12, 2019 06:17 PM (neSZe)

206 Urban Dictionary has further thoughts.


Is this the first time that the Urban Dictionary has been cited in the real post?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2019 06:18 PM (fuK7c)

207 You never know when Jeopardy is going to have that gay urban dictionary slang category.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 12, 2019 06:13 PM (TIMlg)



Did you study extra hard for that category?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 12, 2019 06:18 PM (ptqGC)

208 I'm a jizz bank accepting deposits.

Posted by: Butt-gig at July 12, 2019 06:18 PM (MAstk)

209 Problem solving song: I might like you better if we slept together

Posted by: kallisto at July 12, 2019 06:18 PM (WLeoI)

210 the lucky pierre is the one who gets doubly penetrated.

Posted by: ace at J



you know it is not surprising that the guy in the middle is french.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:18 PM (HALdu)

211 Just six guys, you, me, and four other guys to hold Ol' Joe down. See, Ol' Joe's not gay either.

Posted by: Just the Punchline's Jonah Goldberg-style Premise Thief at July 12, 2019 06:18 PM (PbpT7)

212 the lucky pierre is the french mistake.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 12, 2019 06:18 PM (Pg+x7)

213 Gays are always trying to take hetero concepts and
twist them into some gay context ... but they never really fit. Because
they're gay.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 06:17 PM (81Etl)

---
Sex between two men is disgusting.

Sex between two women is merely absurd.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 12, 2019 06:18 PM (cfSRQ)

214 Oh and while we're on the subject Ohio license
plates have a three letter prefix and I saw a guy motoring down the
outer belt today who was unlucky enough to draw GEY as the prefix. I
laughed out loud when I saw that.
=====

Had a friend who had 'DYK' as the first three. She hated it because she had really short hair at the time.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 12, 2019 06:19 PM (JcXHH)

215 Don't forget the mayo!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 12, 2019 06:19 PM (+y/Ru)

216 So I guess an all-female Lucky Pierre is a Ladyfinger Sammich?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2019 06:19 PM (kQs4Y)

217 >>the lucky pierre is the one who gets doubly penetrated.


Fuckin' Pierre!

That guy's lucky at cards, too!!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at July 12, 2019 06:19 PM (kc0Z0)

218 >>>you know it is not surprising that the guy in the middle is french.

I try to act surprised, though. I like giving the boys a "show."

Posted by: David French at July 12, 2019 06:19 PM (PbpT7)

219
The New Republic is TNR. NR is a totally different stupid liberal magazine, without the "The".
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

=====

So which is what is which here? The URL shows up there, newrepublic.com. I go there and it's The New Republic. If you URL thenewrepublic.com, it redirects to newrepublic.com (no "the").

Posted by: AOC at July 12, 2019 06:19 PM (g4qVb)

220 Sex between two men is disgusting.

Sex between two women is merely absurd.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 12, 2019 06:18 PM (cfSRQ)


Ha.

Well put.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2019 06:19 PM (81Etl)

221

How do you handle a hungry man?

https://youtu.be/KyU--Tb-MO4

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2019 06:19 PM (aKsyK)

222 Lucky Pierre? I don't even want to know.

Posted by: Blutarski at July 12, 2019 06:20 PM (+Tibp)

223 you know it is not surprising that the guy in the middle is french.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:18 PM (HALdu)

---
I wish that was the case.

Posted by: David French at July 12, 2019 06:20 PM (cfSRQ)

224 I think he just Andrew Sullivan's endorsement.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2019 06:20 PM (oVJmc)

225 216 So I guess an all-female Lucky Pierre is a Ladyfinger Sammich?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2019 06:19 PM (kQs4Y)
-------------

No, I think that's the US Kick Ball Team.

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 12, 2019 06:20 PM (qC1Sy)

226 ''Had a friend who had 'DYK' as the first three. She hated it because she had really short hair at the time.''

Yup. I would look at that and think it was a vanity plate.

Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 06:20 PM (jm1YL)

227 How can a dude be the middle man in a man sandwich?
........

one up the butt, 69 with the other one.
Sheesh c'mon people.

Posted by: Don Lemon at July 12, 2019 06:20 PM (v0R5T)

228 The Unlucky Pierre is the one who has to clean up after.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 12, 2019 06:20 PM (4e+hS)

229 he lucky pierre is the french mistake.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at J



connection

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:20 PM (HALdu)

230 Crossbar of the wobbly H.

Posted by: Burger Chef at July 12, 2019 06:20 PM (RuIsu)

231 >>>I understand, but that's just temporary. They're all guys. They can all do the same shit to each other whenever they want. It's just a pile of guys.

No, there are tops, bottoms, powerbottoms, twinks, twanks, twunks... you really have a lot to learn about gay subcultures.

Posted by: Dennis and Deandra Reynolds at July 12, 2019 06:20 PM (PbpT7)

232
Yup, here's the article at The New Republic.

https://newrepublic.com/article/154457/
mayor-pete-problem

Posted by: AOC at July 12, 2019 06:20 PM (g4qVb)

233 I'm going to appropriate this line: 'So let's dish the dish homos'

Posted by: kallisto at July 12, 2019 06:20 PM (WLeoI)

234 What other songs give valuable problem-solving advice like Devo's Whip It?

Posted by: Soothsayer


That's the way you do it.
Get your money for nothing
And your chicks for free.

Posted by: Ersatz at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (zuVZw)

235 Insom just told me the best cure for a migraine headache is an orgasm.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (PkVlr)

236 This entire post is nothing but homophobic hate speech and ace must ban himself immediately! Immediately! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (NWiLs)

237 89 Reminds me how much I miss Scrubs . Dr Cox having a thousand iterations of calling JD a girl's name.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 12, 2019 06:02 PM (zFzxj)

_______


I always felt bad laughing everytime Dr. Gregory House referred to the black Mormon doctor as "Big Love."

And that Jim Rome interview years ago, where he keeps calling quarterback Jim Everett "Chris" until the latter comes out of his chair and lunges for the former, is still uncomfortable to watch.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (FteLf)

238 this is all pretty gay, yo.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (JziUy)

239 The Conservative Case for Lucky Pierre

But only if you're watching your wife do it

by David French

Posted by: James OBrien MD at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (P5Iey)

240 >>Insom just told me the best cure for a migraine headache is an orgasm.


7 almonds

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (kc0Z0)

241 I thought Lucky Pierre was a cartoon Mountie.
I may be misremembering BlackJack Shellacque.

Posted by: DaveA at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (FhXTo)

242 PSA: If zombie posts a link, there are some things that can't be unseen. You're welcome.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (gC2IV)

243 216
So I guess an all-female Lucky Pierre is a Ladyfinger Sammich?



Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2019 06:19 PM (kQs4Y)

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When women have sex with each other, how do they figure out who has to make the sandwich afterwards?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (cfSRQ)

244 I had to drive during the witching hours about 8 months ago, and pulled over around 2am to get some coffee at a Waffle House. I overheard some guys talking about being bored so they wanted to go to Walmart to stand by the checkout line to offer beejers to randos. Disgusting. Ruined my coffee.

Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 12, 2019 06:22 PM (ek8Zc)

245 235 Insom just told me the best cure for a migraine headache is an orgasm.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (PkVlr)
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What do they say about good writing? Don't tell me, show me.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2019 06:22 PM (kQs4Y)

246 Oh my, quit writing these things. I'm getting light-headed and I have to go on in a few minutes.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at July 12, 2019 06:22 PM (FTlwv)

247 Hi Insom!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 06:22 PM (PkVlr)

248 216 So I guess an all-female Lucky Pierre is a Ladyfinger Sammich?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2019 06:19 PM (kQs4Y)

I'm sorry to say I know the answer to this one...it's a Daisy Chain (although that's not really limited to 3).

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 06:22 PM (Ez6QX)

249 Insom just told me the best cure for a migraine headache is an orgasm.


Well, he's pre-Med.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2019 06:22 PM (fuK7c)

250 And that Jim Rome interview years ago, where he keeps calling quarterback Jim Everett "Chris" until the latter comes out of his chair and lunges for the former, is still uncomfortable to watch.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (FteLf)

Why is that uncomfortable? I wish he'd pasted that loudmouth douche across the room.

Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 06:22 PM (U7voe)

251 Hellooooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2019 06:22 PM (NWiLs)

252 >>When women have sex with each other, how do they figure out who has to make the sandwich afterwards?


They just have tacos.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2019 06:22 PM (kc0Z0)

253 235 Insom just told me the best cure for a migraine headache is an orgasm.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (PkVlr)

The guys in HS used to tell me the same thing about period cramps.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 06:22 PM (Ez6QX)

254
AOC asking to be sworn in-

https://tinyurl.com/yyrk7ngr

Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2019 06:23 PM (RBOtF)

255
one up the butt, 69 with the other one.
Sheesh c'mon people.
Posted by: Don Lemon at July 12, 2019 06:20 PM (v0R5T)


NTTAWWT

Posted by: WUT at July 12, 2019 06:23 PM (MAstk)

256 lol, you have to wonder how giving a guy a blowjob is going to get rid of a girls headache

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:23 PM (HALdu)

257 I didn't get a "harrumph" out of that guy.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 12, 2019 06:23 PM (iB1oa)

258 So the New Republic is making the case for Trump because he obviously didn't marry the first woman he banged.

Posted by: James OBrien MD at July 12, 2019 06:23 PM (P5Iey)

259
one up the butt, 69 with the other one.

Sheesh c'mon people.

Posted by: Don Lemon at July 12, 2019 06:20 PM (v0R5T)

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Bartender, I'll have a double-shot of brain bleach. Didn't want to know that.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 12, 2019 06:23 PM (cfSRQ)

260 I just can't right now....

Posted by: Lucky Kurt at July 12, 2019 06:23 PM (BRpqW)

261 252 >>When women have sex with each other, how do they figure out who has to make the sandwich afterwards?


They just have tacos.
Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2019 06:22 PM (kc0Z0)
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I have tears in my eyes, stifling laughter, because someone else is in my office.

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 12, 2019 06:23 PM (qC1Sy)

262 190 so all I have to do is S one D and get all of my speech rights back...?

That's an interesting, interesting trade.

Posted by: ace

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wow. you HAVE not been paying attention.

all you have to do is S some globalwarming alarmist D, and you get your free speech

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 06:23 PM (JziUy)

263 235 Insom just told me the best cure for a migraine headache is an orgasm.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (PkVlr)

This is true, and yet it's almost as if women want the migraine/headache instead.

Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 12, 2019 06:24 PM (ek8Zc)

264 the mayor of gary just tweeted mayor pete "maybe dial back on the crazy, you're costing me grants, asshole!" south bend, the anus of gary.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 12, 2019 06:24 PM (KP5rU)

265 >>lol, you have to wonder how giving a guy a blowjob is going to get rid of a girls headache


The vacuum balances out the Bad Humours.

Also, there's a pressure point just behind their uvula.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2019 06:24 PM (kc0Z0)

266 The Lucky Paolo is with duo girls, jes?
Jes, ladies, you know.

Posted by: Paolo at July 12, 2019 06:24 PM (r+sAi)

267 The Conservative Case For Being Spit-Roasted

Posted by: David French at July 12, 2019 06:24 PM (Vgw1E)

268 How can a dude be the middle man in a man sandwich?

Imagine three layers of Legos.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2019 06:24 PM (oVJmc)

269
Mary Pete/Midler, 2020!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2019 06:25 PM (Wx/+I)

270 137
Lucky Pierre is, IIRC, the meat in a 3 dude sandwich.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 12, 2019 06:09 PM (TIMlg)

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE NAMED AFTER ME DAMMIT!!!

Posted by: Pepe Le Pew at July 12, 2019 06:25 PM (8lGpb)

271 256 lol, you have to wonder how giving a guy a blowjob is going to get rid of a girls headache
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:23 PM (HALdu),



Science denier.

Posted by: WUT at July 12, 2019 06:25 PM (MAstk)

272 I thought Lucky Pierre was how The Bulwark addressed their benefactor.

Posted by: James OBrien MD at July 12, 2019 06:25 PM (P5Iey)

273 258
So the New Republic is making the case for Trump because he obviously didn't marry the first woman he banged.

Posted by: James OBrien MD at July 12, 2019 06:23 PM (P5Iey)
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It's an interesting take because he's arguing that gay men should be promiscuous - more so than straight men.

You didn't see that argument with the gay marriage debate - why "love wins" and all love is equivalent.

Maybe not so much?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 12, 2019 06:25 PM (cfSRQ)

274 >>Imagine three layers of Legos.


Fused with Hershey's Special Dark and Elmer's Glue.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2019 06:25 PM (kc0Z0)

275 This isn't offensive. The author may be calling him "Mary Pete," he may be mocking his gayness -- BUT:

He's doing it from the Left. He's mocking him for being a "neoliberal" -- i.e., not a flaming Che Guevara/Pol Pot Marxist psychopath. He's mocking him for not being gay enough. You can always make fun of people from the left. That's never offensive.

Posted by: Trimegistus at July 12, 2019 06:25 PM (eD4cW)

276


Also, there's a pressure point just behind their uvula.
Posted by: garrett at J




hey, we are trying to drink the coffee not decorate they keyboard

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:26 PM (HALdu)

277 >>>Ah, that fresh thread smell!
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 05:50 PM (Ez6QX)

Not this time so much.

Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2019 06:26 PM (q177U)

278 >>>268 How can a dude be the middle man in a man sandwich?


Imagine that spacetime is a this piece of folded-over paper, and this pen is the sex engine...

Posted by: Hollywood explaining both wormholes and Lucky Pierre scenarios the same way for 30 years at July 12, 2019 06:26 PM (PbpT7)

279 272
I thought Lucky Pierre was how The Bulwark addressed their benefactor.

Posted by: James OBrien MD at July 12, 2019 06:25 PM (P5Iey)

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Euphemism for their staff meetings?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 12, 2019 06:26 PM (cfSRQ)

280 so he is saying Pete is elected and sits in the WH, he is going to cheat on his husband?

Posted by: IC at July 12, 2019 06:26 PM (a0IVu)

281 This is true, and yet it's almost as if women want the migraine/headache instead.
Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 12, 2019 06:24 PM (ek8Zc)
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Reminds me of an old joke:

Guy and his wife come home after a pleasant evening out.

The guy rushes to the medicine cabinet, gets out some aspirin then gets a glass of water and hands it to the wife.

The wife looks at the the husband, puzzled, and says, "I don't have a headache."

The husband looks at the wife, "Aha! Gotcha!"

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 12, 2019 06:26 PM (qC1Sy)

282

Imagine three layers of Legos.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles


And when the Legos love each other very much, they... they... Oh, your mother will explain it to you.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 12, 2019 06:27 PM (Wx/+I)

283 If this Mary Pete man is elected we can finally have a national conversation on spitting vs swallowing.

Posted by: Anchovy at July 12, 2019 06:27 PM (srWwQ)

284 He's RIGHT!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 06:27 PM (PkVlr)

285 Science denier.
Posted by: WUT at J




heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:27 PM (HALdu)

286 I should not be laughing at any of this!
OMG! Fuuunnaay!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 06:27 PM (8lGpb)

287 > All this makes Mary Pete different from every other left-leaning neoliberal

Yep, stopped reading there. Use of the bullshit pseudo-intellectual word "neoliberal" is an infallible sign of something that will actually make a person stupider by reading it.

Although I must say the Woke Civil War in and of itself is entertaining. KamalToe v. Plugs. OCrazyHo v. SanFranNan. This guy v. ButtJizz.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2019 06:27 PM (JUUk1)

288 235 Insom just told me the best cure for a migraine headache is an orgasm.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (PkVlr)

...

I don't think even Insom is brave enough to try that with a woman with a migrane.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 12, 2019 06:27 PM (yL25O)

289 I thought everyone knew Lucky Pierre from Tom Lehrer.

Posted by: The Rt. Rev. Dr. Amy Butler at July 12, 2019 06:27 PM (ykYG2)

290 I guess I was ahead of my time.

Posted by: LBJ at July 12, 2019 06:27 PM (FTlwv)

291 Whoa, don't look up "Croatian Handshake".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2019 06:27 PM (kQs4Y)

292 >>He's RIGHT!


Wash your hands!

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2019 06:27 PM (kc0Z0)

293 Off sock.

Before someone accuses me of plagiarising her last homily

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2019 06:28 PM (ykYG2)

294 you know who is hoping mary pete wins more than anyone?

reggie love. back to the white house and flying private for the body man.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:28 PM (HALdu)

295 So which gay guy would be like as President-Booker?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 06:28 PM (+0VWg)

296 so he is saying Pete is elected and sits in the WH, he is going to cheat on his husband?
Posted by: IC
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'Husband'? Do we know this?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2019 06:28 PM (xSo9G)

297 284 He's RIGHT!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 06:27 PM (PkVlr)

It's twue! It's twue!

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 06:28 PM (Ez6QX)

298 I thought Lucky Pierre was how The Bulwark addressed their benefactor.
Posted by: James OBrien MD at July 12, 2019

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There's nothing lucky about drawing the short straw when you and your fascist corporatist friends are deciding on who is going to pay the stable fees for that obese braying jackass Kristol.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2019 06:28 PM (xyLnq)

299 The undertone of this is that the idea of otherizing gay people who aren't decadently, outrageously "queer," (Think Mr Garrison in South Park's "Tolerance Camp" episode) as not truly gay. The political dimension is that gays who adopt "heteronormative" values --- settle down, blend in, get mortgages --- might begin to adopt mainstream values and leave the Democrat plantation. And we can't have that.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 12, 2019 06:28 PM (jn7FC)

300 288 235 Insom just told me the best cure for a migraine headache is an orgasm.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (PkVlr)

...

I don't think even Insom is brave enough to try that with a woman with a migrane.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 12, 2019 06:27 PM (yL25O)

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An ounce of prevention though...

Posted by: cornbred at July 12, 2019 06:28 PM (BubtM)

301
Some roight nuggets in that article.

he's just another unrepentant or at least unexamined beneficiary of white male privilege who believes (just as Jay Inslee believes he's done more for women's reproductive rights than Elizabeth Warren and Amy Klobuchar) that he can make life better for all those people who are not like him, not because he knows anything about their lives but because he's smart and nice and well-meaning, and when smart nice well-meaning people run things everything works out for the best. That's just, you know, logical. It's like, science. Like Kirsten Gillibrand

----

He's open to heterodoxy.

Posted by: AOC at July 12, 2019 06:28 PM (g4qVb)

302 what was that thing eddie murphy said about that imitation of mr. t that reggie love did?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:29 PM (HALdu)

303 I don't think even Insom is brave enough to try that with a woman with a migraine.

I can imagine. "This had BETTER work, dude."

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2019 06:29 PM (ykYG2)

304 But of course . . .

Mitt Romney defends Paul Ryan after President Trump unleashes a scathing Twitter denunciation

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 12, 2019 06:29 PM (+y/Ru)

305 >>Whoa, don't look up "Croatian Handshake".


You know ace is really embarassed about that picture, don't you?

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2019 06:29 PM (kc0Z0)

306 or the Leprechaun Handshake.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 12, 2019 06:29 PM (r+sAi)

307 '' If this Mary Pete man is elected we can finally have a national conversation on spitting vs swallowing?"

Types, deletes, types, deletes.......

Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 06:29 PM (jm1YL)

308 What other songs give valuable problem-solving advice like Devo's Whip It?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 12, 2019 06:04 PM (neSZe)

______



"You don't have to live like a refugee ..." -- sung by the open borders uniparty to the rest of the world

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 12, 2019 06:29 PM (FteLf)

309 interesting parenthetical:

**the timing's trickier than it looks, but it can be fun when you work it out**

ummmmmmm, ok. I think there's something really gay at play.

So, if Mayor Buttplug wins the nomination, do we have to pretend he's in a monogamous, loving relationship...or is that only something queens like the author of the above sentence can do.

Mayor Buttplug married the first guy he fucked? what a nerd.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 06:29 PM (JziUy)

310 >>>256 lol, you have to wonder how giving a guy a blowjob is going to get rid of a girls headache

it might help when i stop yelling at her lazy ass

Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:30 PM (PbpT7)

311 > Although I must say the Woke Civil War in and of itself is entertaining.
KamalToe v. Plugs. OCrazyHo v. SanFranNan. This guy v. ButtJizz.
P.S. Who do you guys think gets to collect Beatoff O'Cuck's scalp? My money is on the Dullwitted Latino, Hoolian Castro. Mainly because he's a genuine Latino.
It's gonna be like that scene in Gran Torino where the white punk tries to call the homeboys "bro".


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2019 06:30 PM (JUUk1)

312 he's just another unrepentant or at least unexamined beneficiary of white male privilege who believes (just as Jay Inslee believes he's done more for women's reproductive rights than Elizabeth Warren and Amy Klobuchar) that he can make life better for all those people who are not like him, not because he knows anything about their lives but because he's smart and nice and well-meaning, and when smart nice well-meaning people run things everything works out for the best

That's one (1) sentence, boys and girls. How much meth do you need to be on to read it all, let alone write it?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2019 06:30 PM (ykYG2)

313 the lucky pierre is the one who gets doubly penetrated.

Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:14 PM (PbpT7)
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I can think of a lot of things to call it; lucky isn't one of them.


Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 12, 2019 06:16 PM (qC1Sy)
........

Lucky to be near a toilet forever after.

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 06:30 PM (v0R5T)

314 An ounce of prevention though...
Posted by: cornbred at J



exactly, they would not have a headache if they were giving blowjobs on a regular basis.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:30 PM (HALdu)

315 posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 12, 2019 06:28 PM (jn7FC)

Good points.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 06:30 PM (+0VWg)

316 I mean, it's a self-contradictory thing.

either he's a fucking gay nerd who married the first guy he banged, which is a gayworld no-no, apparently.

or he's probably just as gay for D as Bill Clinton was straight for Hillary.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 06:30 PM (JziUy)

317 The funniest part is that this nasty gay writer has got Mary Pete totally pegged.

heh heh, I said pegged.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 06:31 PM (V2Yro)

318 Garrett, congratulations on the elopement!

Hip hip hooray!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 06:31 PM (PkVlr)

319 You know ace is really embarassed about that picture, don't you?
Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2019 06:29 PM (kc0Z0)
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https://media.giphy.com/media/26zyXOrKHY1WMKhd6/giphy.gif

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2019 06:31 PM (kQs4Y)

320
btw, "Mary Pete" is the gay equivalent of Uncle Tom.

Posted by: AOC at July 12, 2019 06:31 PM (g4qVb)

321 Shouldn't this post have a warning for content or something???? I've learned things I didn't know existed and I'm 29 and have seen things!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at July 12, 2019 06:31 PM (UUBmN)

322 .or is that only something queens like the author of the above sentence can do.
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Out and Proud Mary.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2019 06:31 PM (xSo9G)

323 Imagine three layers of Legos.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles
.........

For bonus added Diversity, think Oreo cookie.

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 06:31 PM (v0R5T)

324 it might help when i stop yelling at her lazy ass
Posted by: ace at J


dude, yelling at a girl giving you a blowjob, even if it is unenthusiastic, is ungentlemanly.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:31 PM (HALdu)

325 What about a Booker-Buttigieg ticket or a Buttigieg-Booker ticket? That would be some kind of interesting wouldn't it?

Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 06:32 PM (jm1YL)

326 Lucky to be near a toilet forever after.

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 06:30 PM (v0R5T)

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No more awkward fart noises.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 12, 2019 06:32 PM (cfSRQ)

327 You know who else hated fags?


Ernesto "Che" Guevara.

Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 06:32 PM (I5SAg)

328
What other songs give valuable problem-solving advice like Devo's Whip It?


But it's all so easy
All you got to do is try
Try a little tenderness


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 12, 2019 06:32 PM (neSZe)

329 321 Shouldn't this post have a warning for content or something???? I've learned things I didn't know existed and I'm 29 and have seen things!!!
Posted by: lin-duh at July 12, 2019 06:31 PM (UUBmN)
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I'm with lin-duh on this.

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 12, 2019 06:32 PM (qC1Sy)

330 >>>The undertone of this is that the idea of otherizing gay people who aren't decadently, outrageously "queer," (Think Mr Garrison in South Park's "Tolerance Camp" episode) as not truly gay. The political dimension is that gays who adopt "heteronormative" values --- settle down, blend in, get mortgages --- might begin to adopt mainstream values and leave the Democrat plantation. And we can't have that.

interesting point. Another fissure on the left.

Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:32 PM (PbpT7)

331 Shouldn't this post have a warning for content or something???? I've learned things I didn't know existed and I'm 29 and have seen things!!!
Posted by: lin-duh
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Yeah, I'm filing this one under "Things I'd Rather Not Know'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2019 06:32 PM (xSo9G)

332 I wonder if midgets ever do this.

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 06:32 PM (v0R5T)

333 you know in france the lucky pierre is referred to as "sex."

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:33 PM (HALdu)

334 This thread reminds me of the Norm MacDonald joke about the doctor telling him to wake his wife up from a coma with oral sex.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 12, 2019 06:33 PM (yL25O)

335 324; y5, not to mention, dangerous. the teeth and shit, man.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 12, 2019 06:33 PM (KP5rU)

336 >> Another fissure on the left.


iswydt

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2019 06:33 PM (kc0Z0)

337 'where seldom is heard a discouraging word.....'

Posted by: Eromero at July 12, 2019 06:33 PM (UUkQp)

338 OT: Dear Delta Airlines ground crew at Boston Logan Airport,
You suck.
That is all.

Carry on

Posted by: DocJ at July 12, 2019 06:33 PM (YoApq)

339 So, now I am mildly interested in seeing what a SuperGay President might entail. Just how gay could Mary Pete get in the White House? Eurotrance music instead of "Hail, to the Chief"? Construction of a gay bathhouse in Layette Park? A new Department of Interior Design and Florists? Gladiator movies during state dinners?

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 12, 2019 06:33 PM (hdzef)

340 The Census is going to done online. Yeah. Right. Total integrity.

Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 06:33 PM (I5SAg)

341 Lots of stuff in those few paragraphs show us how abnormal gay people and their psychologies really are.

But hey, I'm sure gay teenagers only think about getting sodomized by old dudes at bus stations to find self-understanding because they're psychic and foresee that someday a guy will refuse to bake them a cake. That's surely only a motif of sorts because they're oppressed by all you normal fuckers.

Posted by: CPT11A at July 12, 2019 06:34 PM (5659K)

342 It's an interesting take because he's arguing that gay men should be promiscuous - more so than straight men.

You didn't see that argument with the gay marriage debate - why "love wins" and all love is equivalent.



I think the reason they got so angry over AIDS is that they were convinced they had the ultimate consequence-free lifestyle. Their life of rampant indulgence couldn't get them pregnant or give them anything other than a few lesser social diseases, which, once common enough in the pool of sex partners, aren't a big deal.

Then suddenly comes the one that just kills you in short order. Suddenly the consequences are very, very serious. They're screaming at God because there's no such thing as consequence-free.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2019 06:34 PM (oVJmc)

343 > How can a dude be the middle man in a man sandwich?

Two words.
Double. Anal.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2019 06:34 PM (JUUk1)

344 "He's a fifteen-year-old boy in a Chicago bus station wondering if it's a
good idea to go home with a fifty-year-old man so that he'll finally
understand what he is."


They keep telling me that gay men hunting for young boys isn't a thing and it's a harmful stereotype.



Posted by: J. Jonah Goldberg with his lightning wand lodged in his colon at July 12, 2019 06:34 PM (6mPBH)

345 That's one (1) sentence, boys and girls. How much meth do you need to be on to read it all, let alone write it?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2019 06:30 PM (ykYG2)

I know I have to be real careful about writing long run on sentences that go one for the entire paragraph, it's probably because I've got those old German genes, plus I never know when to quit unless I make a lot of effort.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 06:34 PM (V2Yro)

346 I mean it's not even Memorial Day...///

Posted by: lin-duh at July 12, 2019 06:34 PM (UUBmN)

347 Dear Customers,

You suck. We hate you too.

Posted by: Delta Airlines at July 12, 2019 06:34 PM (I5SAg)

348 You suck.
That is all.

Carry on
Posted by: DocJ at July 12, 2019 06:33 PM (YoApq)

Ahh, go fack yaself, ya fuckin' queeah!

Posted by: Boston Ground Crew at July 12, 2019 06:34 PM (U7voe)

349 Actually, this nasty letter might make me like Mayor Pete slightly more. Not enough to vote for him-but the letter sounds like the gay male equivalent of "Mean Girls".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 06:35 PM (+0VWg)

350 These Goldberg socks just keep putting themselves on. Off!

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 12, 2019 06:35 PM (6mPBH)

351 The only reference I can recall to "lucky Pierre" is from the Tom Lehrer song "I got it from Agnes", a very amusing song. I don't know if that is the origin, but funny either way.

Posted by: Jon at July 12, 2019 06:35 PM (Sa/HV)

352 Two words.
Double. Anal.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2019 06:34 PM (JUUk1)

That doesn't sound lucky. It sounds painful.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 06:35 PM (Tz3Gh)

353 plus I never know when to quit unless I make a lot of effort.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 06:34 PM (V2Yro)
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pssst: if you don't start, you never have to worry about quitting!

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 12, 2019 06:35 PM (qC1Sy)

354 ''The undertone of this is that the idea of otherizing gay people who aren't decadently, outrageously "queer," (Think Mr Garrison in South Park's "Tolerance Camp" episode) as not truly gay. The political dimension is that gays who adopt "heteronormative" values --- settle down, blend in, get mortgages --- might begin to adopt mainstream values and leave the Democrat plantation. And we can't have that.

interesting point. Another fissure on the left. ''

You're probably right about that ace. Can't have a "gay" be normal can we?

Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 06:35 PM (jm1YL)

355 235 Insom just told me the best cure for a migraine headache is an orgasm.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (PkVlr)
.........

What did he tell you about curing acne?

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 06:35 PM (v0R5T)

356 Gladiator movies during state dinners?
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster


I'm still holding out for this from Trump. Except live-action. Between Jim Acosta and an angry chicken.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2019 06:35 PM (ykYG2)

357 The undertone of this is that the idea of otherizing gay people who aren't decadently, outrageously "queer," (Think Mr Garrison in South Park's "Tolerance Camp" episode) as not truly gay. The political dimension is that gays who adopt "heteronormative" values --- settle down, blend in, get mortgages --- might begin to adopt mainstream values and leave the Democrat plantation. And we can't have that.

-----------------

have any of you guys ever actually met gays?

TV wants to sell the fantasy that they're just wholesome little buttpluggers, but with great fashion sense and a taste for mimosas on sunday morning.

yeah, maybe when they turn 55.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 06:36 PM (JziUy)

358 The undertone of this is that the idea of otherizing gay people who aren't decadently, outrageously "queer," (Think Mr Garrison in South Park's "Tolerance Camp" episode) as not truly gay. The political dimension is that gays who adopt "heteronormative" values --- settle down, blend in, get mortgages --- might begin to adopt mainstream values and leave the Democrat plantation. And we can't have that.

interesting point. Another fissure on the left.

Posted by: ace at J



that is the problem with the whole "us against them" thing, you have to continually identify a new them. then once you get rid of that them you need a new them.

works very well at the beginning, not so well after you get beyond, men, whites, and straights.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:36 PM (HALdu)

359 I know I have to be real careful about writing long run on sentences that go one for the entire paragraph, it's probably because I've got those old German genes, plus I never know when to quit unless I make a lot of effort.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 06:34 PM (V2Yro)

When I was attempting to read Anna Karenina, I found a sentence that was 195 words long. Granted, it would have been shorter in Russian because declined language and no articles etcetera, but come on.

Posted by: Boston Ground Crew at July 12, 2019 06:36 PM (U7voe)

360 So he's worried that all the faggotry in DC might be too much for a small town Indiana poof?

Posted by: DaveA at July 12, 2019 06:36 PM (FhXTo)

361 Mitt Romney defends Paul Ryan after President Trump unleashes a scathing Twitter denunciation

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 12, 2019 06:29 PM (+y/Ru)

---
Stray thought regarding Romney and Allahpundit's man-crush on him.

Anyone remember how in Advise and Consent the senator from Utah has a Dark Secret (gay) from long ago that comes up?

Just something that occurred to me.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 12, 2019 06:36 PM (cfSRQ)

362 please see updates

Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:37 PM (PbpT7)

363 Why, it's almost as if gay men's lives, nay, entire existence, revolve around sex.

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 12, 2019 06:37 PM (6mPBH)

364 I'd give this jerk a piece of pecan pie and a steaming hot cup of coffeve

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Nope, not looking up any of that in the Urban Dictionary

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2019 06:37 PM (Izzlo)

365 > Mitt Romney defends Paul Ryan after President Trump unleashes a scathing Twitter denunciation


Willard never met a Quisling he didn't like.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2019 06:38 PM (JUUk1)

366 Off, Bahston sock!

Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 06:38 PM (U7voe)

367 320
btw, "Mary Pete" is the gay equivalent of Uncle Tom.
Posted by: AOC at July 12, 2019 06:31 PM (g4qVb)

...

Yep. This is the gay version of not black enough.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 12, 2019 06:38 PM (yL25O)

368 The Census is going to done online. Yeah. Right. Total integrity.

Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 06:33 PM (I5SAg)
.......

We're not going to ask you about citizenship, but what's your PIN number?

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 06:38 PM (v0R5T)

369 i'm sorry, that 'interesting point" was from Victor Tango Kilo, not me.

He's credited in the post. but my quote of him in the comments lopped off the credit.

Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:38 PM (PbpT7)

370 C'mon. Caligula did porn and snuff films for his guests back in the day.

Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 06:38 PM (I5SAg)

371
If you think a Lucky Pierre is something, wait until you see a Lucky Shep.

Posted by: Shep Smith at July 12, 2019 06:38 PM (f1Vqw)

372 Oh, SNAP that is a bitchyyyyyyyyyy rant!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2019 06:39 PM (bDqIh)

373
I don't think calling somebody an edgelord within the context of homosexuality means "edgelord".

Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 12, 2019 06:39 PM (ek8Zc)

374
He's doing it from the Left. He's mocking him for being a "neoliberal" -- i.e., not a flaming Che Guevara/Pol Pot Marxist psychopath. He's mocking him for not being gay enough. You can always make fun of people from the left. That's never offensive.
Posted by: Trimegistus at July 12, 2019 06:25 PM (eD4cW)

I think what this comes down to is one Queen who's a big poser recognizing another one, and not willing to shut up about it because xhe's proud of being a Mouthy Bitch and wants everyone to know it.

and none of that makes what xhe said wrong.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 06:39 PM (V2Yro)

375 Insom just told me the best cure for a migraine headache is an orgasm.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (PkVlr)

It doesn't cure it, it just gets your mind off of it for a while.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 12, 2019 06:39 PM (tVQUs)

376 ''Mitt Romney defends Paul Ryan after President Trump unleashes a scathing Twitter denunciation ''

Mitt trying to better PDT. Ain't never gonna happen Mitt. People like the president. People do not like you.

Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 06:40 PM (jm1YL)

377 The political dimension is that gays who adopt "heteronormative" values --- settle down, blend in, get mortgages --- might begin to adopt mainstream values and leave the Democrat plantation. And we can't have that.

-----------

there seems to be a super-anti-establishment strain among some gays, since in every culture, they're persecuted, so fuck-it, sell secrets to the soviets and undermine the church. Wear dresses and/or leather outfits.

But there's also some fairly based stuff. No love for the muz, let's nuke mecca. They're the ones who are first into shitty neighborhoods to revitalize.

But families? monogamy? why? Most fucking straights won't even do that stuff unless they get accidentally pregnant.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 06:41 PM (JziUy)

378 SDNY investigation of Trump organization for campaign finance violations likely over with no charges against anyone.

https://tinyurl.com/yxhwg7tk

Sad trombone for the left.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2019 06:41 PM (K/2j/)

379

Did he ever suffer any penalty for this? Shit, none of us have ever even heard of it.

But CNN will keep doxxing meme-makers, won't they?
Posted by: ace
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Speech endorsed by the Ruling Class never draws a penalty.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 12, 2019 06:41 PM (cfSRQ)

380 375 Insom just told me the best cure for a migraine headache is an orgasm.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (PkVlr)

It doesn't cure it, it just gets your mind off of it for a while.
Posted by: Surfperch at July 12, 2019 06:39 PM (tVQUs)

You hush.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2019 06:41 PM (NWiLs)

381 367 320
btw, "Mary Pete" is the gay equivalent of Uncle Tom.
Posted by: AOC at July 12, 2019 06:31 PM (g4qVb)
...
Yep. This is the gay version of not black enough.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 12, 2019 06:38 PM (yL25O)

I took it as the equivalent of Mary Sue, ie the utlimate self-indulgent writer/actor/poser, personalizes since his name is Pete.

and Pete wants to be Lucky Pierre is damned funny no matter WHO said it.

Guess what? This is gonna go viral and kill Mary Pete's campaign. Because nothing kills a politicians career like effective mockery.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 06:41 PM (V2Yro)

382 I like the casual reference to pedophilia.
I mean, all week we've been disgusted by Epstein paying 15 year old for not so consensual sax, and here this guy calls a 15 year old learning what gay sex is from a 50 year old man a right of passage.

Say, didn't Milo Y. also get banished for admitting to this?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2019 06:42 PM (bDqIh)

383 Mitt Romney defends Paul Ryan after President Trump unleashes a scathing Twitter denunciation ''


See prior comment re: excess DC faggotry.


Posted by: DaveA at July 12, 2019 06:42 PM (FhXTo)

384 thanks, JackStraw.

Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:42 PM (PbpT7)

385 Another fissure on the left opens, this one between Main Street gays and Castro Street gays.
........

Fissures. You mean like anal fissures?

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

386 ''C'mon. Caligula did porn and snuff films for his guests back in the day.

Brings back memories of The late great John Hurt playing Caligula in "I, Claudius". He deserved an Oscar for that performance even if it was a TV series.

Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 06:43 PM (jm1YL)

387 It doesn't cure it, it just gets your mind off of it for a while.
Posted by: Surfperch at July 12, 2019 06:39 PM (tVQUs)



more that it makes it so you do not have to them complain for a while.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:43 PM (HALdu)

388
That's one (1) sentence, boys and girls. How much meth do you need to be on to read it all, let alone write it?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

======

That isn't even the whole sentence. The entire article is like that.

Posted by: AOC at July 12, 2019 06:43 PM (g4qVb)

389 It doesn't cure it, it just gets your mind off of it for a while.
Posted by: Surfperch


So Insomniac will just have to keep giving her multiples

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2019 06:43 PM (ykYG2)

390 Levin is saying Congress new law erases the President from defending the country short of going to war without the express consent of Congress.

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2019 06:43 PM (BbGew)

391 Say, didn't Milo Y. also get banished for admitting to this?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2019 06:42 PM (bDqIh)

---
Milo was conservative.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 12, 2019 06:44 PM (cfSRQ)

392 >>>there seems to be a super-anti-establishment strain among some gays, since in every culture, they're persecuted, so fuck-it, sell secrets to the soviets and undermine the church. Wear dresses and/or leather outfits.

yes, most subcultures and poltiical factions will develop a hateful, zealous counterculture which is reflexively, irrationally oppositional to anything in the dominant culture.

You see this among very hardcore black agitators, who have decided to just endorse full-on racial hatred. (Except they claim that they can't be racist, they just hate an entire race, which isn't racism, because.)

Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:44 PM (PbpT7)

393 EdgeLord? That Vhim Kim at the Orchids of Asia is an EdgeLord. She ain't a fag; I checked. She has a poon, and it ain't a tilapia poon..

Posted by: Bob Kraft at July 12, 2019 06:44 PM (Jj+59)

394 I saw where ace and garrett eloped. That is so awesome ace you are so like totally hip

Posted by: freaked, baby baby at July 12, 2019 06:45 PM (UdKB7)

395 Hey get 'cher tilapia poon- lined fleshlight right heya.

Posted by: Tilapia Poon at July 12, 2019 06:45 PM (Jj+59)

396 by the way, kind of disagree about the headline, it really was not homophobic, more like inside baseball talk for gays. the writer did not knock the gay thing or gays, just made fun of slightly non-virgin gays.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 06:45 PM (HALdu)

397 It doesn't cure it, it just gets your mind off of it for a while.
Posted by: Surfperch

So Insomniac will just have to keep giving her multiples
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2019 06:43 PM (ykYG2)

Exactly.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 12, 2019 06:46 PM (tVQUs)

398
Good lord, I've been posting under an AOC sock the entire thread.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 12, 2019 06:46 PM (g4qVb)

399 Tim DC endorses the new tilapia poon butthole (TM)

Posted by: Tilapia Poon at July 12, 2019 06:46 PM (Jj+59)

400 I added one last, awesome update.

Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:46 PM (PbpT7)

401 "He's a fifteen-year-old boy in a Chicago bus station wondering if it's a
good idea to go home with a fifty-year-old man so that he'll finally
understand what he is."

They keep telling me that gay men hunting for young boys isn't a thing and it's a harmful stereotype.

Posted by: J. Jonah Goldberg with his lightning wand lodged in his colon at July 12, 2019 06:34 PM (6mPBH)

Anyone with half a brain knows it's true. It's just that the truth is homophobic hate speech and must be purged, along with the speaker (unless that speaker is useful to Democrats).

Posted by: Sjg at July 12, 2019 06:46 PM (gDSJf)

402 yes, most subcultures and poltiical factions will
develop a hateful, zealous counterculture which is reflexively,
irrationally oppositional to anything in the dominant culture.



Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:44 PM (PbpT7)

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The genius was for the gay marriage supporters to pretend that they just wanted to be left alone. "Give us this trifle, this small thing, and we will ask no more."

"Hah, now bake the cake!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 12, 2019 06:47 PM (cfSRQ)

403 OT:


Y'all may be morons but even you know not to kick a wild bear:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-WWdE1_RW0&feature=youtu.be


I love the look on the bear's face, as if to say-

"Really? Did this asshole just kick me?"

Posted by: naturalfake at July 12, 2019 06:47 PM (5ANJM)

404 the "main street gays" I know (and I don't watch enough tv) force feed themselves the straightlifestyle the same way Marky Mark did ballet in The Other Guys.

"You learned to dance like that sarcastically"?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 06:47 PM (JziUy)

405 My god, we need to line the barrel with Tilapia Poon.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at July 12, 2019 06:47 PM (Jj+59)

406 ''SDNY investigation of Trump organization for campaign finance violations likely over with no charges against anyone.

https://tinyurl.com/yxhwg7tk

Sad trombone for the left.''

Here's what PDT will writ in his memoirs:

Chapter 1: MSM and 'crats try to tie me to Russia
LOL
Chapter 2: MSM and 'crats try to tie me to Epstein
LOL
Chapter 3: MSM and 'crats try to tie me to campaign finance violations
LOL

Etc., etc....

Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 06:47 PM (jm1YL)

407 Actually, I think it would help him. Then everybody can assert what a nice young man he is-not one of "those" gays. In fact, it might be a supporter of his who wrote it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 06:48 PM (+0VWg)

408 Last Update is hysterical.

Projection : It's what's for Dinner.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2019 06:48 PM (kc0Z0)

409
What's NR's main gripe about Bootygig? I can't view the article.
Posted by: kallisto

=====

He's claiming Triumphant Former Victim status but in reality he never had to fight anything because he never took those risks.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 12, 2019 06:48 PM (g4qVb)

410 I don't the last tweet - is that person claiming this attack on Lucky Pete is by a Republican?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2019 06:48 PM (bDqIh)

411 375 Insom just told me the best cure for a migraine headache is an orgasm.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (PkVlr)

It doesn't cure it, it just gets your mind off of it for a while.
Posted by: Surfperch at July 12, 2019 06:39 PM (tVQUs)

Ive heard rumors of that...also a bag of frozen peas or something cold on the head helps - at least in my experience

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 12, 2019 06:49 PM (HQx/J)

412 Brings back memories of The late great John Hurt playing Caligula in "I, Claudius". He deserved an Oscar for that performance even if it was a TV series.
Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 06:43 PM (jm1YL)

That role more than any other convinced me early on that John Hurt had incredible talent. A lot of people have taken a crack at playing Caligula over the years, and NOBODY has ever come close to doing what John Hurt did with it. He made him incredibly charming and repulsive and scary dangerous all at the same time - which is what the actual Caligula must have been like.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 06:49 PM (V2Yro)

413 >>>410 I don't the last tweet - is that person claiming this attack on Lucky Pete is by a Republican?


yes

Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)

414 I don't the last tweet - is that person claiming this attack on Lucky Pete is by a Republican?

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dummy conflates word republic in the new republic with republicans.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 06:49 PM (JziUy)

415 this is a delight

Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)

416 407
Actually, I think it would help him. Then everybody can assert what a
nice young man he is-not one of "those" gays. In fact, it might be a
supporter of his who wrote it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 06:48 PM (+0VWg)

---
I don't think a discussion of the virtues of "lucky Pierre" is going to help him win over middle America.

I could be wrong, though.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 12, 2019 06:49 PM (cfSRQ)

417 dummy conflates word republic in the new republic with republicans.

===

and of course, any real talk by a republican about gays is pure evil. I mean, don't you even watch tv?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 06:49 PM (JziUy)

418 Hey Hey!1!!! We are now baking cakes covered with Tilapia poon for all your non-cis needs.

Posted by: Masterpiece Cakeshop at July 12, 2019 06:49 PM (Jj+59)

419 what has two thumbs and feels like the real Lucky Pierre here?!

(this guy)

Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)

420 Theyre playing Salt and Pepa at the bar IM at Oooh baby baby

Posted by: Regular joe at July 12, 2019 06:50 PM (ggAgX)

421 Just ask for Teh 'Lucky Pierre".

Posted by: Masterpiece Cakeshop at July 12, 2019 06:50 PM (Jj+59)

422 edgelord: someone who posts outrageous and controversial stuff to look super cool.

This gay guy has already done it with a Holocaust book review.

Posted by: barbarausa at July 12, 2019 06:50 PM (W7IZQ)

423 >>yes


OMG
How stupid are these people. I can't even.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2019 06:51 PM (bDqIh)

424 That role more than any other convinced me early on
that John Hurt had incredible talent. A lot of people have taken a
crack at playing Caligula over the years, and NOBODY has ever come close
to doing what John Hurt did with it. He made him incredibly charming
and repulsive and scary dangerous all at the same time - which is what
the actual Caligula must have been like.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 06:49 PM (V2Yro)

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Agreed.

The way he could seamlessly shift from being psychotic, to friendly, to joking to psychotic was freakish. He owned it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 12, 2019 06:51 PM (cfSRQ)

425 OT

I was promised lashing rains and Screaming Winds of Doom, and... it's perfectly calm and sunny outside.

Posted by: Vanya at July 12, 2019 06:51 PM (U7voe)

426 This gay guy has already done it with a Holocaust book review.

---

just more how some gays can be either super-based or super-counter cultural.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 06:51 PM (JziUy)

427 My god, we need to line the barrel with Tilapia Poon.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at July 12, 2019 06:47 PM (Jj+59)
.........

Nobody will ever want to leave.

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 06:52 PM (v0R5T)

428 Theyre playing Salt and Pepa at the bar IM at Oooh baby baby
Posted by: Regular joe at July 12, 2019 06:50 PM (ggAgX)

My wife and I joke that that is Our Song, because it was playing pretty much on a loop when we met at the E-Club at Fort Sam Houston.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 12, 2019 06:52 PM (xPJvm)

429 > Brings back memories of The late great John Hurt playing Caligula in "I,
Claudius". He deserved an Oscar for that performance even if it was a
TV series.

Yeah, that was creepy as fuck. One of the most disturbing and convincing performances I've ever seen.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2019 06:52 PM (JUUk1)

430 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 12, 2019 06:49 PM (cfSRQ)

I didn't investigate the part about "lucky Pierre". I just meant the rest of it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 06:52 PM (+0VWg)

431 I'm a little surprised nobody will admit to having seen Main Street Gays as an opening act for a headliner with a whimsically apt name, at an appropriately-named venue.

*goes back to work*

Posted by: hogmartin at July 12, 2019 06:52 PM (t+qrx)

432 For once, Ace had brought the dreaded TMI to one of hie elegant thought leader scribes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 12, 2019 06:52 PM (AZxMX)

433 re: Lucky Pierre Omidyar

"There's nothing lucky about drawing the short straw when you and your fascist corporatist friends are deciding on who is going to pay the stable fees for that obese braying jackass Kristol."

He probably enjoys the deception and the illusion that its working.

Posted by: James OBrien MD at July 12, 2019 06:52 PM (P5Iey)

434 And the bartender looks looks like AOC

Posted by: Regular joe at July 12, 2019 06:52 PM (ggAgX)

435 Lucky Pierre? In my day we called that a "pivot man" because they give and receive.

Posted by: steve at July 12, 2019 06:53 PM (TTy55)

436 Oh don't lean on me man, cause you cant afford the ticket
I'm back from suffragette city
Oh don't lean on me man
'Cause you ain't got time to check it
You know my suffragette city

Posted by: SMOD at July 12, 2019 06:53 PM (e8kgV)

437 This gay guy has already done it with a Holocaust book review.

"The story started out exciting enough, but I couldn't help but think that most people could see the ending of this one from ten years off..."

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2019 06:54 PM (ykYG2)

438 I thought Lucky Pierre was the guy that didn't freeze to death while fur trapping.

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 06:54 PM (v0R5T)

439 >>>435 Lucky Pierre? In my day we called that a "pivot man" because they give and receive.

actually the Lucky Pierre only receives.

boy you guys just do not understand gay subculture and slang the way me, Broseidon, and garrett do

Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:54 PM (PbpT7)

440 Multiples ?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 06:54 PM (PkVlr)

441 He probably enjoys the deception and the illusion that its working.

Posted by: James OBrien MD at July 12, 2019 06:52 PM (P5Iey)

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That's the story of my life!

Posted by: David French at July 12, 2019 06:54 PM (cfSRQ)

442 ''That role more than any other convinced me early on that John Hurt had incredible talent. ''

Vicious and vulnerable at the same time. Very hard for an actor to pull off. His scenes with Livia(Sian Phillips) were priceless.

Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 06:55 PM (jm1YL)

443
boy you guys just do not understand gay subculture and slang the way me, Broseidon, and garrett do

Posted by: ace at July 12, 2019 06:54 PM (PbpT7)

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Speak for yourself.

Posted by: David French at July 12, 2019 06:55 PM (cfSRQ)

444 Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 06:21 PM (PkVlr)

Nurse, you should know by now that Insom only, and always, has your best interests at heart!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 12, 2019 06:56 PM (AZxMX)

445 440
Multiples ?





Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 06:54 PM (PkVlr)

---
If Mrs. French needs, them, yes.

Posted by: David French at July 12, 2019 06:56 PM (cfSRQ)

446 Uncle Tom? The Left hates him because he was a Christian that gave his life to teach the Gospel to the other slaves of Simon Legree. He was a Christ figure.

Things I learned when I read the classics in my old age.

Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 06:56 PM (I5SAg)

447 THE GOP IS THE SOLE SOURCE OF ALL EVIL!!!

Posted by: NPC_LEShahan at July 12, 2019 06:56 PM (tVQUs)

448 >>boy you guys just do not understand gay subculture and slang the way me, Broseidon, and garrett do

I'm imagining the 'fingercuffs' imagery from "Chasing Amy" - is that it?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 12, 2019 06:56 PM (bDqIh)

449 the thing that gets me about his ideation of lucky pete is the timing aspect. hmm...

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 06:56 PM (JziUy)

450 that update. Holy cow.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 12, 2019 06:56 PM (yL25O)

451 "He probably enjoys the deception and the illusion that its working."

My first thought was, he lied in every word; that hoary cripple, with malicious eye Askance to watch the workings of his lie On mine, and mouth scarce able to afford Suppression of the glee, that pursed and scored Its edge, at one more victim gained thereby

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2019 06:56 PM (ykYG2)

452 440
Multiples ?


Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 06:54 PM (PkVlr)

---
Oh wait, were you talking about orgasms? I thought you meant partners.

I can't get her off with anything short of a power drill. That's where Paolo and his frends come in.

Posted by: David French at July 12, 2019 06:57 PM (cfSRQ)

453 > I thought Lucky Pierre was the guy that didn't freeze to death while fur trapping.
Heh. "Fur trapping". That's a new one.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2019 06:57 PM (JUUk1)

454 Another fissure on the left opens, this one between Main Street gays and Castro Street gays.
.........

How do you which one is a Castro Street gay?

He's the one with the pink cowboy hat and the wet spot on the BACK of his pants.

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 06:58 PM (v0R5T)

455 the best thing about that fruit fly getting super upset about a gay dishing on gay-thought is prolly gonna be her reality/tv convergence trainwreck

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 06:58 PM (JziUy)

456 Has Mayor Pete even said he's monogamous? How do we know he and his husband don't have an open marriage

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 06:58 PM (+0VWg)

457 437 This gay guy has already done it with a Holocaust book review.

"The story started out exciting enough, but I couldn't help but think that most people could see the ending of this one from ten years off..."
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2019 06:54 PM (ykYG2)

...

Plus they kill off all the good characters too soon.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 12, 2019 06:58 PM (yL25O)

458 > that update. Holy cow.
You mean the woman who thinks that The New Republic is a Republican magazine?
Yeah, that's priceless.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2019 06:58 PM (JUUk1)

459 THE GOP IS THE SOLE SOURCE OF ALL EVIL!!!
Posted by: NPC_LEShahan

----------

the work of a middle aged fruit fly is never done. but it is easy to do.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 06:59 PM (JziUy)

460 Lucky Pierre was the last guy to get the hell out of France just before WWI

Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2019 06:59 PM (I5SAg)

461 There are some things about the gay subculture that you do not want to know.

Posted by: Frothy the Snowman at July 12, 2019 06:59 PM (UdKB7)

462 David French is moar fitting for the name of the #1 edgelord on amateur ghey Pornhub.

Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 12, 2019 06:59 PM (ek8Zc)

463 7.5 MILLION UKRAINIANS DIED IN THE HOLODOMOR AS A RESULT OF THE RACIST POLICIES ENACTED BY THE UNDERBELLY OF THE COMMUNIST REPUBLICAN PARTY!

Posted by: NPC_LEShahan at July 12, 2019 06:59 PM (tVQUs)

464 You mean the woman who thinks that The New Republic is a Republican magazine?

-------

she thinks it's not a magazine but some guy calling himself a new republican

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 06:59 PM (JziUy)

465 Kamela Harris is going to be sending this story to every Democrat primary voter in the country tonight, while saying to her aides "be sure to anonymize the source! Don't put any fingerprints on it!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2019 06:59 PM (V2Yro)

466 ''Has Mayor Pete even said he's monogamous? How do we know he and his husband don't have an open marriage''

Excellent point Fen.

Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 06:59 PM (jm1YL)

467
>>boy you guys just do not understand gay subculture and slang the way me, Broseidon, and garrett do


I thought Mary Pete just wanted to teach how to chick-chick-boom chick-chick-boom ... apparently, no.

Posted by: Arbalest at July 12, 2019 07:00 PM (FlRtG)

468
My first thought was, he lied in every word; that hoary cripple, with malicious eye Askance to watch the workings of his lie On mine, and mouth scarce able to afford Suppression of the glee, that pursed and scored Its edge, at one more victim gained thereby


That's, like, beautiful and shit.

Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2019 07:00 PM (tH5fk)

469 I just can't do this thread anymore.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 07:01 PM (8lGpb)

470 Theyre playing Salt and Pepa at the bar IM at Oooh baby baby

Posted by: Regular joe at July 12, 2019 06:50 PM (ggAgX)

Jeffster...grrrr

Posted by: John Casey at July 12, 2019 07:01 PM (J70i0)

471 Has Mayor Pete even said he's monogamous? How do we know he and his husband don't have an open marriage

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2019 06:58 PM (+0VWg)


Fen, I think the style-book requires the addition of "NTTATWWT" to a post like that, the Commission may have to downgrade your membership level after another such offense!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 12, 2019 07:01 PM (AZxMX)

472 I SPILLED SOUP ON MY TIE AT LUNCH THE OTHER DAY, A CLEAR RESULT OF THE UNDERBELLY OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY CAUSING THE BOWL TO BE MISHAPEN!!!

Posted by: NPC_LEShahan at July 12, 2019 07:01 PM (tVQUs)

473 Is this the gayest post ever on AOS?

It's a close one, but I think the "What what in the Butt" post has the edge.

Posted by: Splunge at July 12, 2019 07:02 PM (ed8K1)

474 469 I just can't do this thread anymore.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 07:01 PM (8lGpb)

And leave all that pounded meat?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2019 07:02 PM (NWiLs)

475 while visiting the urban dictionary be sure to look up 'poop noodles', ta ta

Posted by: Frankie Goes To Hollywood at July 12, 2019 07:02 PM (a4EWo)

476 I hesitate to correct Ace, but Lucky Pierre is the middleman in a three-man butt-f*ck. . .

Posted by: RI Red at July 12, 2019 07:03 PM (rNVRG)

477 Posted by: Frothy the Snowman at July 12, 2019 06:59 PM (UdKB7)

You misspelled "many"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 12, 2019 07:03 PM (AZxMX)

478 There are some things about the gay subculture that you do not want to know.

Posted by: Frothy the Snowman at July 12, 2019 06:59 PM (UdKB7)
.........

Fissures?

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 07:03 PM (v0R5T)

479 ''There are some things about the gay subculture that you do not want to know.''

That would be true.

Let's talk about how the actors in "I. Claudius'' so owned their roles that the mention of their characters' names immediately brings the actors' faces to mind. Nah, probably a better topic for the Sat. Movie Thread.

Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 07:03 PM (jm1YL)

480 the gayest post ever on AOS?
It's a close one


Were you here for The London Boys?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2019 07:04 PM (ykYG2)

481 Do the sodomites still wear those color bandannas indicating what sodomite stuff they are into like in the movie "Cruising"?

Al Pacino was all confused.

Hilarious stuff.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 12, 2019 07:04 PM (Z+IKu)

482 I think this fairy raises some good points.

1. Is this a gay marriage of political convenience?

2. Is mayor buttplug going to bury the cigar at all hours of the day once he gets ultimate power?

3. how can a boring twink whose only been with one guy represent the gay experience

4. how open has the buttplugs' marriage been?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 12, 2019 07:05 PM (JziUy)

483 Peeks in. Reckon I'll just go get my drunk on.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 12, 2019 07:05 PM (gC2IV)

484 So, working in an emergency room gives a person a whole new experience with the gay culture.

They put things you wouldn't believe in their assholes.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 07:05 PM (PkVlr)

485 Truvada?

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 07:05 PM (v0R5T)

486 John Hurt as Caligula;

Old Senator: "But Jove, you ordered us not to order any Triumph."

Caligula: "Yes! And you took me ay my word, didn't you? Typical!"

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at July 12, 2019 07:05 PM (3DZIZ)

487 Derrick Jacoby.


Oh, and how can we forget Captain Picard with hair!

Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2019 07:06 PM (tH5fk)

488 Loose sphincters?

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 07:06 PM (v0R5T)

489
And leave all that pounded meat?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2019 07:02 PM (NWiLs)

Actually speaking of meat, I just pulled my finger out between two pieces of metal and I ripped out a chunk of meat in the process...damn. and shut your whore mouth Insomniac. bleeding like a bastard. damn. Later.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 07:06 PM (8lGpb)

490 $5 billion fine for Facebook?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 12, 2019 07:06 PM (48XXE)

491 Clean up is a bitch.

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 07:06 PM (v0R5T)

492 The retard in that bottom Tweet saw "Republic" and automatically thought Republican.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 12, 2019 07:06 PM (TIMlg)

493 I'm watching Blade II, again.

I love all the balletic violence and pointless backflips.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 12, 2019 07:07 PM (kQs4Y)

494 ButtJizz has been rising in the polls recently. I'm wondering which of his compatriots has decided it's time to start shivving him.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2019 07:07 PM (JUUk1)

495 Actually speaking of meat, I just pulled my finger out between two pieces of metal and I ripped out a chunk of meat in the process...damn. and shut your whore mouth Insomniac. bleeding like a bastard. damn. Later.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 07:06 PM (8lGpb)

Heatin' up the iron over here, boss!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2019 07:07 PM (NWiLs)

496 ''They put things you wouldn't believe in their assholes.''

Oh I'd believe it. I used to work for a large health insurance company in claims disputes. Not much I wouldn't believe.

Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 07:07 PM (jm1YL)

497 'I hesitate to correct Ace, but Lucky Pierre is the middleman in a three-man butt-f*ck. . .
Posted by: RI Red'

Oh look at the expert. Do your knowledge of gay subculture and slang exceeds ace's and garrett's, who are right now at the very minute immersed in the warm depths of said culture?

Posted by: Frothy the Homan at July 12, 2019 07:08 PM (UdKB7)

498 Well, Nurse, we've known Insom to be mistaken, but never wrong

Posted by: MarkY at July 12, 2019 07:08 PM (9F9BB)

499 Not a cat fight. It's a cock fight.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 12, 2019 07:08 PM (RkV53)

500 ButtJizz has been rising in the polls recently. I'm wondering which of his compatriots has decided it's time to start shivving him.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 12, 2019 07:07 PM (JUUk1)

Probably one that doesn't have a race card to use against him.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 12, 2019 07:09 PM (tVQUs)

501 480 the gayest post ever on AOS?
It's a close one

Were you here for The London Boys?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2019 07:04 PM (ykYG2)


Yes, but that was not nearly as bad as the time when I Googled "London Boys live" to see what the repeated posting of that album cover really meant. I expected that that album cover was just an anomaly, like they came off really badly, but that's not who they really are. But no. The album cover was tame compared to the reality. I shudder at the memory.

Posted by: Splunge at July 12, 2019 07:09 PM (ed8K1)

502
I love the look on the bear's face, as if to say-



"Really? Did this asshole just kick me?"



Posted by: naturalfake at July 12, 2019 06:47 PM (5ANJM)

WTF, that bear was not doing anything but minding his own business.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 07:09 PM (iqKGi)

503 So, Lucky Pierre is a pseudonym for Bill Kristol?

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 12, 2019 07:10 PM (pr9ci)

504 484 So, working in an emergency room gives a person a whole new experience with the gay culture.

They put things you wouldn't believe in their assholes.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 07:05 PM (PkVlr)

Million to one shot, doc!

I knew an ER doctor years ago who had quite a few stories to tell about that very thing. Almost unbelievable.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2019 07:11 PM (NWiLs)

505 Five and a half years at least covering gay culture I think ace knows something about that shit.

Posted by: Frothy the Homan at July 12, 2019 07:11 PM (UdKB7)

506 Actually speaking of meat, I just pulled my finger out between two pieces of metal and I ripped out a chunk of meat in the process...damn. and shut your whore mouth Insomniac. bleeding like a bastard. damn. Later.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 12, 2019 07:06 PM (8lGpb)
..........

Just throw it in the pot.

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 07:11 PM (v0R5T)

507 ''So, Lucky Pierre is a pseudonym for Bill Kristol?''

Ok that made me LOL

Posted by: Tuna at July 12, 2019 07:11 PM (jm1YL)

508 New Orleans mayor says to 'shelter in place' as Barry now expected to make landfall as a hurricane

-
I think I've seen this movie.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 12, 2019 07:11 PM (+y/Ru)

509 God sends his spaceships to America, the beautiful
They land at six o'clock and there we are, the dutiful
Eating from TV trays, tuned into to Happy Days
Waiting for World War III while Jesus slaves
To the mating calls of lawyers in love

Posted by: SMOD at July 12, 2019 07:12 PM (e8kgV)

510 Plus ace has an undergrad degree in both homology and fagistry.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 12, 2019 07:13 PM (TIMlg)

511 484
So, working in an emergency room gives a person a whole new experience with the gay culture.



They put things you wouldn't believe in their assholes.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 07:05 PM (PkVlr)

LOL, that reminds me of that Scrubs episode with the string of people coming into the ER:
"I fell on it""I fell on it""I fell on it""I was bored"

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 07:13 PM (iqKGi)

512 New Orleans mayor says to 'shelter in place' as Barry now expected to make landfall as a hurricane

-
I think I've seen this movie.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 12, 2019 07:11 PM (+y/Ru)

Shep just got a cashew-sized boner.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 12, 2019 07:13 PM (xPJvm)

513 WTF Pixy??

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 12, 2019 07:13 PM (iqKGi)

514 510 Plus ace has an undergrad degree in both homology and fagistry.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 12, 2019 07:13 PM (TIMlg)

Isn't the fagistry where he and garrett put their list for wedding gifts?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 12, 2019 07:14 PM (NWiLs)

515 I feel like his rant would be perfect if it ended with two snaps and a twirl by "Men On Film".

Posted by: bananaDream at July 12, 2019 07:14 PM (l6b3d)

516 >> the gayest post ever on AOS?


Not by a long shot.

Our Shelving and Gay Sexpert once claimed:

"You aren't gay until you suck your 6th penis".

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2019 07:14 PM (dpsTm)

517 working in an emergency room gives a person a whole new experience with the gay culture.

They put things you wouldn't believe in their assholes.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at J




lol, you know, they were looking for headache remedies.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 12, 2019 07:14 PM (HALdu)

518 >>>>>You didn't see that argument with the gay marriage debate - why "love wins" and all love is equivalent.

Maybe not so much?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 12, 2019 06:25 PM (cfSRQ


There is a certain quality to quantity I suppose?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 12, 2019 07:16 PM (pvg5V)

519 I've got to say that while I am still not gay, you guys are making it awful appealing. Does garrett let you touch his record collection ace?

Posted by: freaked at July 12, 2019 07:16 PM (UdKB7)

520 In fairness, those first five penises tasted like shit.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2019 07:16 PM (ykYG2)

521 >>They put things you wouldn't believe in their assholes.


I dated a nurse who worked the ER and Scope Lab...

the Potato Ricer was the winner in her Hospital.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2019 07:17 PM (dpsTm)

522 >>Our Shelving and Gay Sexpert once claimed:

>>"You aren't gay until you suck your 6th penis".

Johnny 5.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2019 07:17 PM (K/2j/)

523 They put things you wouldn't believe in their assholes.
........

Honey, can't find my flip phone. Would you give it a ring?

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 07:18 PM (v0R5T)

524 "You aren't gay until you suck your 6th penis".


In a row? In a night? In college?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2019 07:18 PM (oVJmc)

525 They put things you wouldn't believe in their assholes.
........

Anybody seen my car keys?

Posted by: the FBI at July 12, 2019 07:19 PM (v0R5T)

526 Oooo oooo, Jethuth Chritht!

Posted by: Mr. Slave at July 12, 2019 07:19 PM (NWiLs)

527 >>In a row? In a night? In college?


Ask the Gay Sexpert, not me.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2019 07:19 PM (dpsTm)

528 523 They put things you wouldn't believe in their assholes.
........

Honey, can't find my flip phone. Would you give it a ring?
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 07:18 PM (v0R5T)


You laugh, but a story on "Things I Learned From My Patients" reported a guy who'd stuck a pager up his ass. The ER physician asked him its phone number, "for the records."

After which the ER staff amused themselves for hours by calling the number.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 12, 2019 07:21 PM (GJkKh)

529 Oooo! When Mr Slave assed Paris Hilton.


That was awesome!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 12, 2019 07:21 PM (PkVlr)

530 Nude Lucky Pierre

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2019 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

531 garrett is finally allowing ace to live in his barn out in Montana? How long until ace gets kitchen and living room privileges?

Posted by: counter intel triple agent at July 12, 2019 07:22 PM (ek8Zc)

532 "Breitbart wouldn't even run this"? The stupid sods don't realize that Breitbart has eclipsed them a long time ago.

Funny too that they attack Buttgag for NOT doing what they attacked Milo FOR doing.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 12, 2019 07:23 PM (H8QX8)

533 >>>>>I'm still holding out for this from Trump. Except live-action. Between Jim Acosta and an angry chicken.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2019 06:35 PM (ykYG2)

I so rarely start laughing at things written . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at July 12, 2019 07:29 PM (pvg5V)

534 Another fissure on the left opens, this one between Main Street gays and Castro Street gays.

I believe you meant fistula.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 12, 2019 07:29 PM (q1Pj5)

535
God sends his spaceships to America, the beautiful
They land at six o'clock and there we are, the dutiful
Eating from TV trays, tuned into to Happy Days
Waiting for World War III while Jesus slaves
To the mating calls of lawyers in love

Posted by: SMOD at July 12, 2019 07:12 PM (e8kgV)

I am reliably informed that Young Doctors In Love had sex and boobies.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 12, 2019 07:32 PM (q1Pj5)

536 Rodrigo Borgia, do you live in Juneau by chance? My daughter has a good job offer there, I'm looking to help her find out more about it.

Posted by: clutch at July 12, 2019 07:33 PM (kSnSN)

537 ace, thanks for that urban dictionary link.

I feel very woke and educated after having read it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 12, 2019 07:43 PM (GBteo)

538 Thing is, a lot of Republicans simply don't care about your sexual orientation. Maybe I think it's gross, maybe I think it's not for me, but mostly I think it is your business, not mine. I don't like high maintenance people, men or women. Sexual preference has nothing to do with it.

Ever have a friend who talks about the big dump he just had in the restroom? You're not interested, and a little embarrassed...for him. Mostly you just wish he'd shut up about it. Homosexuals who natter on about their homosexuality are the same thing.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at July 12, 2019 07:58 PM (VPvxh)

539 This line of attack is coming early, considering its proximity to the interminable Gay Pride Month and the Butch No-Hands Game Championship, but it was coming nonetheless. Donks are scared shitless of a gay nominee because it will decimate -- and I mean, literally bleed off 10 percent -- of the black and Hispanic vote, many of whom will stay home and some of whom will swing to Trump because, "Shit, I have a job, finally!"

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 12, 2019 08:03 PM (YZchG)

540 I almost wonder if this guy mistook Buttigieg for Chris Christie's wife, Mary Pat.

Posted by: mercenary13 at July 12, 2019 08:17 PM (5f2Z8)

541 The middle dude in a lucky pierre doesn't seem very lucky. One man's hell is another's lucky pierre, I guess.

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at July 12, 2019 10:12 PM (dZerm)

542 How is that "offensive" to anyone who isn't Mary Pete?

It's not. What it is, though, is hilarious.

Posted by: Ree at July 12, 2019 11:15 PM (TSjzP)

543 >>>I'm not saying I don't want him to shave his chest or do Molly or try being the lucky Pierre

Do Molly?

Posted by: m at July 13, 2019 02:42 AM (5AuVV)

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