The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition

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Biden's my man, because who better to tamp down the enthusiasm of the maniacal farther-left of the Democrat party? He's a tedious old fool who is a boring speaker, has no signature cause or accomplishments, and panders to the last people in the news without being able to suggest concrete entitlement payouts because he is terrified of making a tactical error and alienating some other group. His only saving grace is that he comes off as the doddering uncle who brings candy for the kids (and then paws them and smells their hair: but that's a different issue).

Is he really going to energize the Antifa fascists to go vote and stuff ballot boxes and intimidate Republican voters? Are the insane Gaia-loving enviro-wackadoodles going to rush to the polls to vote early and often to support a 77-year-old career politician who looks like everything they hate?

However, a credible argument could be made for any one of the 93 people currently campaigning for the Democrat nomination...Warren is a shrewish, nagging middle school principal; Sanders is a crazy dude who wandered in off the street and smells faintly of vomit and patchouli; Harris is a nasty and hectoring backstabber who rifles through the overcoats in the den looking for wallets; and Buttigieg looks like a cartoon character who wandered in from another dimension. And the rest of them? Even weirder and dumber.

Any one of these people should be beatable by President Trump, in spite of their many advantages; first and foremost of which is the Media-Industrial-Complex being completely and totally in the bag for the Democrats. But that may not be such a bad thing; disseminating without a critical eye every idiotic comment from every corner of the leftist cesspit certainly won't endear the Democrat party to the American people.

Commenter Monty James made an important point this morning...

It's not 11d chess. It's just been so long since we've seen a Republican get in and mix it up with Democrats that we confuse it for some master plan; most of them don't like to get their bow ties mussed.
As much as I am sometimes frustrated by the President's insistence on getting the last word, simply not caving works wonders!

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1 Good. That last thread was kind of picked clean.

Posted by: FrodoB at July 16, 2019 11:00 AM (37bED)

2 And second too

Posted by: FrodoB at July 16, 2019 11:01 AM (37bED)

3 B2B

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 16, 2019 11:01 AM (gC2IV)

4 Dammit!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 16, 2019 11:02 AM (gC2IV)

5 Chimpy!

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for psychedelic psketch at July 16, 2019 11:02 AM (nMj2X)

6 Ha! Great pic of Biden!

Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 11:02 AM (cF8AT)

7 And I get to say corgis called as well!

Posted by: FrodoB at July 16, 2019 11:02 AM (37bED)

8 Is he really going to energize the Antifa fascists to go vote and stuff ballot boxes and intimidate Republican voters? Are the insane Gaia-loving enviro-wackadoodles going to rush to the polls to vote early and often to support a 77-year-old career politician who looks like everything they hate?



Hey! That's my schtick!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2019 11:03 AM (0v57o)

9 Need a cone on his hands.

Posted by: Someguy at July 16, 2019 11:03 AM (p997d)

10 Biden Cone of Shame LOL

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 16, 2019 11:03 AM (O8WFE)

11 coffin mannequin.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2019 11:03 AM (KP5rU)

12 simply not caving works wonders!

Ballz Matter!

Posted by: Donald J Trump at July 16, 2019 11:04 AM (98WNR)

13 Biden 2020: The Audacity of Grope

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2019 11:04 AM (Ct55T)

14

Cone of silence

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2019 11:04 AM (aKsyK)

15 *snort* Love the picture. Could only be better if Joe kept trying to scratch his ear.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 16, 2019 11:04 AM (RD7QR)

16 Top 20.

Posted by: 40 miles north at July 16, 2019 11:04 AM (o2vOl)

17 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 11:05 AM (Zz0t1)

18 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 11:05 AM (arJlL)

19 Hey, notice what we're not talking about?
-- ICE, "kids in cages"
-- Barr's Asylum rule change

We're now all talking about the 4 worst Democrats in Congress, LOL!

Trump's no dummy, he is the master of changing the conversation to what HE wants to talk about.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2019 11:05 AM (bDqIh)

20 LAST!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2019 11:05 AM (KP5rU)

21 But does the cone of shame stop him from groping?

Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 11:05 AM (Zz0t1)

22 Trump v. Biden would be entertaining as F...

But I don't think the Democrat Party operates that way. I think they get the nominee they want, and I find it hard to believe they want this clown.

I'm going to stick with my belief, of a celebrity candidate emerging, perhaps late in the process, and being anointed as the uniter to counteract Trump's divisiveness.


I still say Oprah is the best guess.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 16, 2019 11:05 AM (a2xio)

23 I pretty much don't care what Trump says/tweets....at least he won't allow himself to be a punching bag for the loons.

Posted by: BignJames at July 16, 2019 11:06 AM (ykq7q)

24 14: Or to keep him from licking his neutering wounds from Kamala

Posted by: CN at July 16, 2019 11:06 AM (U7k5w)

25 I still say Oprah is the best guess.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 16, 2019 11:05 AM (a2xio)

I'm leaning towards Mooch.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2019 11:06 AM (Ct55T)

26 Ok Horde... need a ruling here.. what is the Proper number of posts to let happen, before posting oneself.... in order to make it look like you actually read what a Cob posted???

Posted by: kraken at July 16, 2019 11:06 AM (bCLt0)

27 Biden is Biden's favorite Biden. Still.

Posted by: klaftern at July 16, 2019 11:06 AM (RuIsu)

28
*snort* Love the picture. Could only be better if Joe kept trying to scratch his ear.


Imagine if it was opaque. I don't think Ol' Slow Joe could tell. He'd probably wonder where his hands went off to.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 16, 2019 11:06 AM (HaL55)

29 26 Ok Horde... need a ruling here.. what is the Proper number of posts to let happen, before posting oneself.... in order to make it look like you actually read what a Cob posted???
Posted by: kraken at July 16, 2019 11:06 AM (bCLt0)

27.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2019 11:06 AM (Ct55T)

30 Biden: No President Has Been As 'Openly Racist And Divisive' As Trump

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He's going for the Antifa vote.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 16, 2019 11:07 AM (+y/Ru)

31 26; i think you just answered yourself.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 16, 2019 11:07 AM (KP5rU)

32 People still hanging out at the previous buffet.

Posted by: FrodoB at July 16, 2019 11:07 AM (37bED)

33 I still say Oprah is the best guess.


Posted by: BurtTC at July 16, 2019 11:05 AM (a2xio)


Unless they truly believe they can't beat Trump, which I find it hard to believe they would be able to bring themselves to believe it. But if they did, they might throw a sacrificial old goat out there.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 16, 2019 11:07 AM (a2xio)

34 I still visualize a Golden Scalp Weasel waving in the wind atop Rushmore.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2019 11:07 AM (NA4vJ)

35 I'm leaning towards Mooch.

Well, if we never hear from ya again, we'll know what happened.

Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 11:07 AM (arJlL)

36 22 Trump v. Biden would be entertaining as F...

But I don't think the Democrat Party operates that way. I think they get the nominee they want, and I find it hard to believe they want this clown.

I'm going to stick with my belief, of a celebrity candidate emerging, perhaps late in the process, and being anointed as the uniter to counteract Trump's divisiveness.


I still say Oprah is the best guess.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 16, 2019 11:05 AM (a2xio)

The Democrats have a House of Lords in the form of the superdelegates and they will never allow that no matter how much the base wants it.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 16, 2019 11:07 AM (RD7QR)

37 He's going for the Antifa vote.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 16, 2019 11:07 AM (+y/Ru)


Thing here is, I'm betting that at LEAST 50% of the members of Antifuck do NOT vote, likely because they're not even registered to.

Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 11:08 AM (Zz0t1)

38 >> 14 Cone of silence
Nope. That's a sniff-stopper.

Posted by: 40 miles north at July 16, 2019 11:08 AM (o2vOl)

39 @NBCNews 7 minutes ago

BREAKING: AG Barr made final decision to not prosecute officer in Eric Garner case, adopting recommendation of US Attorney's Office in Brooklyn, despite lawyers in Civil Rights Division believing that charges could have been pursued, per 2 officials.

Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 11:08 AM (cF8AT)

40 Ok Horde... need a ruling here.. what is the Proper number of posts to
let happen, before posting oneself.... in order to make it look like
you actually read what a Cob posted???
>>
Read?

Posted by: FrodoB at July 16, 2019 11:08 AM (37bED)

41 I'll take a brawler over a nice guy.

I didn't always think this way. But 8 years of Bush taking it up the squeakhole and smiling while he and we got called every evil name in the book pissed me off.

It's a culture war and every damn motherfucker on the Right seemed to be disarming and laying down for the Left.

I'm voting for Trump and happy to do so.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 16, 2019 11:08 AM (bcbK8)

42 I don't know that them screaming "racist, racist, racist!" helps them. I think Trump won, in part, because after 8 years of the JEF, normals were really sick of that.

Posted by: dagny at July 16, 2019 11:08 AM (nRWPy)

43 Oprah and Michael Obama don't stand a chance. Their racism is documented and DJT will strap it around their fat necks

Posted by: G marks the spot at July 16, 2019 11:08 AM (O05cL)

44 35 I'm leaning towards Mooch.

Well, if we never hear from ya again, we'll know what happened.
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 11:07 AM (arJlL)

Lemme rephrase that...

"I'm leaning towards the hypothesis that they'll just shoehorn Mooch into the nomination on the grounds of F.U. Peasants."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2019 11:08 AM (Ct55T)

45 Also 'squeakhole' needs to be a more widely-used word

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 16, 2019 11:08 AM (bcbK8)

46 "We're now all talking about the 4 worst Democrats in Congress, LOL!"


How dare you disrespect me like this! Racist!

Posted by: Maxine Waters at July 16, 2019 11:09 AM (FJYfm)

47 I took out $500,000 in student loans to get my doctorate in herbal medicine from Bastyr University and now no banks will loan me money to open my headshop.

Please pay off my student loan so I can take out my new loan, racists.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 16, 2019 11:09 AM (DIDiA)

48 >> I still say Oprah is the best guess.

Doubtful. Although she would do better than most, it would cut her popularity in half, and she knows it.

Posted by: 40 miles north at July 16, 2019 11:09 AM (o2vOl)

49 A good plan is not one that hinges on things going just so, but that results in a win for most probable scenarios. It is flexible and robust, allowing for the seizing of opportunities when available and doesn't collapse at setbacks.

Trump seizes opportunities, yes, but he acts with intention. These opportunities serve his larger goals. He does have objectives, all of which might be said to tie into the grand objective of MAGA. When it comes to these objectives he has various ideas on how they might be achieved and he pursues the path he views most likely to succeed, alternating as necessar.

Posted by: Someguy at July 16, 2019 11:09 AM (p997d)

50 Poor Joey was alone for too long and scratched his cornea in a fit of free-groping panic.

Hence, the cone.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2019 11:09 AM (Ct55T)

51 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 16, 2019 11:08 AM (bcbK

Hear! Hear!

Posted by: BignJames at July 16, 2019 11:09 AM (ykq7q)

52 26 Ok Horde... need a ruling here.. what is the Proper number of posts to let happen, before posting oneself.... in order to make it look like you actually read what a Cob posted???
Posted by: kraken at July 16, 2019 11:06 AM (bCLt0)

Let's ask Sponge

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 16, 2019 11:10 AM (bcbK8)

53 Democrats have only one card. And it is tattered, faded, and worn the fuk out.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2019 11:10 AM (NA4vJ)

54 Hey, notice what we're not talking about?
-- ICE, "kids in cages"
-- Barr's Asylum rule change


We're now all talking about the 4 worst Democrats in Congress, LOL!


Trump's no dummy, he is the master of changing the conversation to what HE wants to talk about.



From the beginning, I decided the only two candidates I could support were Trump and Carson, becuase they were NOT GOP, and I was -- and still am-- angry about Obamacare. I also think a business person is a potentially better politician than a career politician, who is only good at making speeches and getting elected.Carson is too nice, so I glommed onto Trump.

I am happy to see that I, and many others, are correct.

Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 16, 2019 11:10 AM (AkkRZ)

55 The kids are not in the mood to settle for more Trump. Or any Biden.

Posted by: klaftern at July 16, 2019 11:10 AM (RuIsu)

56 Early to be handicapping the Dem Whack- A-Moles, it is.....

Posted by: kraken at July 16, 2019 11:10 AM (bCLt0)

57 The maxim Trump follows is "L'audace, l'audace, toujours, l'audace!"

audacity - fast, open, obnoxious, surprising, it always disturbs everyone who thinks everything should be carefully measured and calculated first.

It also keeps everyone guessing and jumping, and having to react on the fly. And someone who likes to operate that way is always going to have an advantage over those that don't. Maybe he'll make mistakes - but for every mistake, he'll have a success, and he'll have 10 successes for every One that someone more careful would have had.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 11:10 AM (Kpl3J)

58 I still say Oprah is the best guess.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 16, 2019 11:05 AM (a2xio)



I'm leaning towards Mooch.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2019 11:06 AM (Ct55T)


I think she hates the limelight, and I don't think she could muster the skillset to do it. No real public presence, and while Hillory had decades to try to create one, I have to think they know it was a dismal failure from the start.

No, Mooch wouldn't subject herself to that much scrutiny, and she wouldn't stand up to it if she tried.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 16, 2019 11:10 AM (a2xio)

59 I'd like to see Trump vs Bernie.

Let's have the Socialism vs Capitalism out in public where the MSM can't bury it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 16, 2019 11:10 AM (bcbK8)

60 Trump didn't cave, he did a victory lap.
I love his moxy.

@realDonaldTrump

Those Tweets were NOT Racist. I don't have a Racist bone in my body! The so-called vote to be taken is a Democrat con game. Republicans should not show "weakness" and fall into their trap. This should be a vote on the filthy language, statements and lies told by the Democrat. . .

. . .Congresswomen, who I truly believe, based on their actions, hate our Country. Get a list of the HORRIBLE things they have said. Omar is polling at 8%, Cortez at 21%. Nancy Pelosi tried to push them away, but now they are forever wedded to the Democrat Party. See you in 2020!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2019 11:10 AM (bDqIh)

61 45 Also 'squeakhole' needs to be a more widely-used word
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 16, 2019 11:08 AM (bcbK

I try to fit it into conversations whenever possible.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 16, 2019 11:10 AM (Ez6QX)

62 Obama had one of those cones of shame, too. He was told it was just a megaphone to help others hear him talk about his accomplishments better.

Posted by: Roy at July 16, 2019 11:10 AM (/RckA)

63

But does the hole actually squeak?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2019 11:10 AM (aKsyK)

64 "We're now all talking about the 4 worst Democrats in Congress, LOL!"


How dare you disrespect me like this! Racist!
Posted by: Maxine Waters at July 16, 2019 11:09 AM (FJYfm)

What happened to Maxine? Did the DNC spike her crackpipe with Fentanyl to keep her from leaving the house?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 11:11 AM (m79Dg)

65 41: Yes. He'll be called a bigot no matter what he does, so he had better put up a defense and a good offense. It makes me feel good to see him give it right back. They've been calling the guy un-American from the get go, so a loud counterattack is refreshing and well deserved.

Posted by: CN at July 16, 2019 11:11 AM (U7k5w)

66 Squeakhole is not referencing rodents, just for clarification....

Posted by: kraken at July 16, 2019 11:11 AM (bCLt0)

67 63

But does the hole actually squeak?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2019 11:10 AM (aKsyK)


I'll take questions that Jeffrey Epstien is asking for $500, Alex.

Posted by: Roy at July 16, 2019 11:12 AM (/RckA)

68 Is he really going to energize the Antifa fascists to go vote and stuff ballot boxes and intimidate Republican voters? Are the insane Gaia-loving enviro-wackadoodles going to rush to the polls to vote early and often to support a 77-year-old career politician who looks like everything they hate?


Eh, if he gets the nom. He'll have someone on the ticket the retards of the far left like.

Mainly, whoever runs second to him.


Hopefully, that will be Warren it'd be hilarious to see them at the DNC convention right before the balloons drop.

Biden standing behind Warren, sniffing her hair, trying to thumb the sideboobs of her withered, broken yolk fried egg, sub-size A boobs, and-

not finding anything!

He might stroke out then and there.

But, at least, he'd die doing what he loved.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 16, 2019 11:12 AM (2EMYr)

69 19 Hey, notice what we're not talking about?
..

Trump's 43rd Circuit Court judge?

Posted by: HA at July 16, 2019 11:12 AM (MAstk)

70 Anyone remember the name of the coffee garrett often mentions? It's not Black Rifle but I can't remember the name of it.

Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 11:12 AM (cF8AT)

71 No, Mooch wouldn't subject herself to that much scrutiny, and she wouldn't stand up to it if she tried.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 16, 2019 11:10 AM (a2xio)

Hey, i'm not saying it would *work*, per se, just imagining what I would do if i were a brain-damaged nodule of rage and ignorance (a.k.a. a Democrat)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2019 11:12 AM (Ct55T)

72 I'm leaning towards Mooch.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Oh crap, you got to close to her gravity field

Posted by: Bruce at July 16, 2019 11:12 AM (vd8XM)

73 Obama had one of those cones of shame, too. He was told it was just a megaphone to help others hear him talk about his accomplishments better.
Posted by: Roy at July 16, 2019 11:10 AM (/RckA)

And my number one accomplishment was the economy!--The Gay and Delusional Mulatto.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 11:12 AM (m79Dg)

74 I still say Oprah is the best guess.


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Doubtful. Although she would do better than most, it would cut her popularity in half, and she knows it.

Posted by: 40 miles north at July 16, 2019 11:09 AM (o2vOl)


I will readily admit I have no idea where she stands on this, if she'd be interested or not, or if it would cost her too much to try. She's just my go-to as an example of a "popular" and not-too-controversial public figure who could be seen, on the surface, as a "uniter."

Posted by: BurtTC at July 16, 2019 11:12 AM (a2xio)

75 Oprah got pissed when some shopkeeper in a country where she doesn't live didn't grovel accordingly while selling purses. There's no way she subjects herself to Trump.

Plus I can't remember ever seeing her challenged in any way. I don't think she wants to expose herself in that manner, either.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 16, 2019 11:12 AM (DIDiA)

76 It's not 11d chess. It's just been so long since we've seen a Republican get in and mix it up with Democrats that we confuse it for some master plan; most of them don't like to get their bow ties mussed.

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Trump, getting his bowtie mussed:

https://tinyurl.com/y2h57q7p

I ♥♥♥ this video, and no (R) in any office besides Trump would do this.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2019 11:12 AM (AzW6q)

77 70 Anyone remember the name of the coffee garrett often mentions? It's not Black Rifle but I can't remember the name of it.
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 11:12 AM (cF8AT)


Black Death, I think it is....

Posted by: kraken at July 16, 2019 11:13 AM (bCLt0)

78 The Trump tweets linked at 60 are the whole show. They can't beat the guy. He's too smart

Posted by: G marks the spot at July 16, 2019 11:13 AM (O05cL)

79 @realDonaldTrump 2 minutes ago

Kevin McCarthy @GOPLeader, "The President's Tweets were not Racist. The controversy over the tweets is ALL POLITICS. I will vote against this resolution." Thank you Kevin!

Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 11:13 AM (cF8AT)

80 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 16, 2019 11:10 AM (bcbK

Yep.

Nice and clean.

Sanders has the most cash on hand.

Posted by: HA at July 16, 2019 11:14 AM (MAstk)

81 I'm leaning towards Mooch.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Oh crap, you got to close to her gravity field
Posted by: Bruce at July 16, 2019 11:12 AM (vd8XM)

Good segue for a black hole joke.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 11:14 AM (m79Dg)

82 BREAKING: AG Barr made final decision to not prosecute officer in Eric Garner case, adopting recommendation of US Attorney's Office in Brooklyn, despite lawyers in Civil Rights Division believing that charges could have been pursued, per 2 officials.

Eric who?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 16, 2019 11:14 AM (7s3Gx)

83 No, Mooch wouldn't subject herself to that much scrutiny, and she wouldn't stand up to it if she tried.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 16, 2019 11:10 AM (a2xio)



Hey, i'm not saying it would *work*, per se, just imagining what I
would do if i were a brain-damaged nodule of rage and ignorance (a.k.a. a
Democrat)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2019 11:12 AM (Ct55T)


I'm about 99% sure they've been trying to get her to try since November 2016.


Probably even before.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 16, 2019 11:14 AM (a2xio)

84 39 @NBCNews 7 minutes ago

BREAKING: AG Barr made final decision to not prosecute officer in Eric Garner case, adopting recommendation of US Attorney's Office in Brooklyn, despite lawyers in Civil Rights Division believing that charges could have been pursued, per 2 officials.
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 11:08 AM (cF8AT)

A New York grand jury looked at the evidence and decided not to indict. Solid decision by Barr not to dredge all that up again after all these years.

(Of course charges COULD have been pursued, charges always COULD be pursued - so what?)

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 11:14 AM (Kpl3J)

85 81 I'm leaning towards Mooch.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Oh crap, you got to close to her gravity field
Posted by: Bruce at July 16, 2019 11:12 AM (vd8XM)

Good segue for a black hole joke.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 11:14 AM (m79Dg)

Don't mention her Schwarzschild radius....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2019 11:14 AM (Ct55T)

86 Plus I can't remember ever seeing her challenged in any way. I don't think she wants to expose herself in that manner, either.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 16, 2019 11:12 AM (DIDiA)

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Plus the part where there's a 90% likelihood she was procuring fresh meat for Weinstein, and she wouldn't want a nasty orange man talking about that on a daily basis.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2019 11:14 AM (AzW6q)

87 61 45 Also 'squeakhole' needs to be a more widely-used word
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 16, 2019 11:08 AM (bcbK

I try to fit it into conversations whenever possible.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 16, 2019 11:10 AM (Ez6QX)


63

But does the hole actually squeak?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2019 11:10 AM (aKsyK)

Good!

And...sometimes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 16, 2019 11:14 AM (bcbK8)

88 Eric who?

The fat guy selling loosies.

Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 11:14 AM (arJlL)

89 Those Metal Trump videos are hilarious.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 16, 2019 11:15 AM (wtvvX)

90 Sanders has the most cash on hand.

Posted by: HA at July 16, 2019 11:14 AM (MAstk)

But, he's moved most of that offshore and put the rest into real estate.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 11:15 AM (m79Dg)

91 >> 44 35 I'm leaning towards Mooch.

The only Democrat candidate with any balls.

Posted by: 40 miles north at July 16, 2019 11:15 AM (o2vOl)

92 Plus the part where there's a 90% likelihood she was procuring fresh meat for Weinstein

--

Holy crap I forgot about that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 16, 2019 11:15 AM (DIDiA)

93 In the back of my mind ( where all of the missing socks and loose change goes) , I think the Dems are looking past 2020 to 2024... the second term of Trump would be used to whip up their herd to a pitch of insanity unseen before now....

Posted by: kraken at July 16, 2019 11:15 AM (bCLt0)

94

Civet coffee picked by monkeys?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2019 11:15 AM (aKsyK)

95 The fat guy selling loosies.

Ahh, *that* Eric Garner. Thanks.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 16, 2019 11:15 AM (7s3Gx)

96 80 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 16, 2019 11:10 AM (bcbK

Yep.

Nice and clean.

Sanders has the most cash on hand.

Posted by: HA at July 16, 2019 11:14 AM (MAstk)

Does he?

that's interesting and sorta hilarious.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 16, 2019 11:15 AM (bcbK8)

97 BREAKING on CNN: Joe Biden says "I cannot pass amnesty through executive action ... I am not a dictator" and that he fully supports DACA as well.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 16, 2019 11:15 AM (WqPYg)

98 91 >> 44 35 I'm leaning towards Mooch.

The only Democrat candidate with any balls.
Posted by: 40 miles north at July 16, 2019 11:15 AM (o2vOl)

Mo'Bama 2020: Good and Hard

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2019 11:15 AM (Ct55T)

99 Paste is a very important part of the food pyramid and it tastes great.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 16, 2019 11:16 AM (pw+jk)

100 Warai-toko @ 13, good one!


And the photo is great.


If I could make Trump do one small thing, it would be to turn his twitter/fight-back/tenacity on the term "racist". A concept long trashed, a word long rendered meaningless or inverted - but one that was important and worth recovering.


Obviously none of his "controversial" stuff has anything to do with "race", and much mileage and fun to be had in systematically debunking the slanders and especially hanging the newly revived meaningful/morally powerful term of "racism" around the necks that deserve it. This Rep. Pressley might as well have just screamed "all of y'all are no more than tribes and categories and grievance groups, you ain't people!!!" the other day.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 16, 2019 11:16 AM (QDnY+)

101 The problem with most leftist celebrities as candidates ...


they don't want to give up their life of leisure (and lewdness) ...


they don't want to be controlled by DeepState ...

they don't want to risk the possible government or civil suit attacks on their great wealth ... (seeing attacks on Trump)


they don't want to run and be exposed as ignorant on most issues, snark from the sidelines is easier ....

Posted by: illiniwek at July 16, 2019 11:16 AM (Cus5s)

102 Anyone remember the name of the coffee garrett often mentions? It's not Black Rifle but I can't remember the name of it.

--

Lavazza Super Crema.

I don't know if that's it or not, honestly, but that's a really great coffee and I saw that Amazon had it for $15 for two pounds yesterday. They might still.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 16, 2019 11:16 AM (DIDiA)

103 77 70 Anyone remember the name of the coffee garrett often mentions? It's not Black Rifle but I can't remember the name of it.
Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 11:12 AM (cF8AT)


Black Death, I think it is....
Posted by: kraken at July 16, 2019 11:13 AM (bCLt0)

Black Rifle is legit good and I'm not a coffee fan

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 16, 2019 11:16 AM (bcbK8)

104 Wait, Bernie isn't giving the other candidates their fair share?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 16, 2019 11:17 AM (DIDiA)

105 This week is starting off kinda slow for news.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 16, 2019 11:17 AM (Xqo6t)

106 Hey, i'm not saying it would *work*, per se, just imagining what I would do if i were a brain-damaged nodule of rage and ignorance (a.k.a. a Democrat)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2019 11:12 AM (Ct55T)

Moochelle? Moochelle makes Louis Farrakhan look kind and warm by comparison.

Moochelles only campaign speech could ever be "VOTE FOR ME OR YOU BEES RAYCISS!!! AND IF YOU DON'T FUCK ALL Y'ALL!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 11:17 AM (Kpl3J)

107 Oh, didn't see this from 4:20 this morning. He knew if he tweeted that early it would set the day's news agenda.

@realDonaldTrump

The Democrat Congresswomen have been spewing some of the most vile, hateful, and disgusting things ever said by a politician in the House or Senate, and yet they get a free pass and a big embrace from the Democrat Party. Horrible anti-Israel, anti-USA, pro-terrorist and public. . .

. . .shouting of the F...word, among many other terrible things, and the petrified Dems run for the hills. Why isn't the House voting to rebuke the filthy and hate laced things they have said? Because they are the Radical Left, and the Democrats are afraid to take them on. Sad!

Wow.
*I love it when he does the "Sad!" at the end.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2019 11:17 AM (bDqIh)

108 105 This week is starting off kinda slow for news.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 16, 2019 11:17 AM (Xqo6t)

Good?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 16, 2019 11:18 AM (bcbK8)

109 45 Also 'squeakhole' needs to be a more widely-used word
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 16, 2019 11:08 AM (bcbK

So what does one call a group of squeakholes? I'm thinking "an antifa of squeakholes."

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 16, 2019 11:18 AM (RD7QR)

110 Can someone photoshop that image of Biden on top of Romney's car?

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 16, 2019 11:18 AM (WqPYg)

111 Been catching up on work, with a fan blowing on me because the A/C is not working in the building today. Grrrr. If we're going to have the working conditions of 1957, could we also have the house and car prices of 1957?

Yes, I know, my pay would be at 1957 levels too. But the working conditions, aside from no A/C, would probably make it worthwhile.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 16, 2019 11:18 AM (ClOmq)

112 Mark, if you come across any Sig P365 deals please let me know. I've got my eyes out and my wallet open.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 16, 2019 11:18 AM (DIDiA)

113 The fat guy selling loosies.

Ahh, *that* Eric Garner. Thanks.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent,

Yeah, not James Garner's twin brother.

Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 11:18 AM (arJlL)

114
Does he?

that's interesting and sorta hilarious.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 16, 2019 11:15 AM (bcbK

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He's "The Socialist Man of the People With a Severe Case of Gout."

He's our version of Georgy Malenkov.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2019 11:18 AM (AzW6q)

115 Eric Garner was the one selling loosies, right?

That was a bad one. Not saying the cops are guilty or innocent but this was no Trayvon situation. Dude was selling loosies.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 16, 2019 11:19 AM (O8WFE)

116 108 105 This week is starting off kinda slow for news.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 16, 2019 11:17 AM (Xqo6t)

Good?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 16, 2019 11:18 AM (bcbK

Not if you're bored. :/

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 16, 2019 11:19 AM (Xqo6t)

117 Does he?

that's interesting and sorta hilarious.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 16, 2019 11:15 AM (bcbK


Yup then butt guy and Warren.

Posted by: HA at July 16, 2019 11:19 AM (MAstk)

118 "Rep. Pressley might as well have just screamed "all of y'all are no
more than tribes and categories and grievance groups, you ain't
people!!!" rhomboid

AND "you all have to join our far left agenda, or you are worthless. We own you pawns. Obey us."

Posted by: illiniwek at July 16, 2019 11:19 AM (Cus5s)

119 75 Oprah got pissed when some shopkeeper in a country where she doesn't live didn't grovel accordingly while selling purses. There's no way she subjects herself to Trump.

Plus I can't remember ever seeing her challenged in any way. I don't think she wants to expose herself in that manner, either.



The only time I remember seeing her challenged was with that Million Little Pieces book. Some of her audience got mad that the author embellished stuff, and Oprah originally defended him, because he'd been on her show, so he must be great, right? When the furor didn't die down, she has the guy back on, AND TURNS ON HIM.

What a detestable piece of crap. Politics aside, the woman is a horrible human.

Posted by: Maxine Waters at July 16, 2019 11:19 AM (FJYfm)

120 So what does one call a group of squeakholes?
>>
A butthurt of squealholes?

Posted by: FrodoB at July 16, 2019 11:19 AM (37bED)

121 Sanders honeymooned in fukkin communist Russia. My cat would get elected over that damned old idiot.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2019 11:19 AM (NA4vJ)

122 104 Wait, Bernie isn't giving the other candidates their fair share?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 16, 2019 11:17 AM (DIDiA)

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"The nomination is his! His property! Taking it from him is theft!"
-Socialist supporter

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 11:20 AM (VyAV0)

123 Trump's no dummy, he is the master of changing the conversation to what HE wants to talk about.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2019 11:05 AM (bDqIh)

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Bully Pulpit 2: Electric Bugaloo

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 16, 2019 11:20 AM (WqPYg)

124 97 BREAKING on CNN: Joe Biden says "I cannot pass amnesty through executive action ... I am not a dictator" and that he fully supports DACA as well.
..

No worries, we're here to help.

Posted by: GOPe Inc at July 16, 2019 11:20 AM (MAstk)

125 What a detestable piece of crap. Politics aside, the woman is a horrible human.

Posted by: Maxine Waters at July 16, 2019 11:19 AM (FJYfm)

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I love this post almost entirely because of the name field.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 16, 2019 11:20 AM (DIDiA)

126 Moochelle? Moochelle makes Louis Farrakhan look kind and warm by comparison.

Moochelles only campaign speech could ever be "VOTE FOR ME OR YOU BEES RAYCISS!!! AND IF YOU DON'T FUCK ALL Y'ALL!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 11:17 AM (Kpl3J)

You ain't been in any supermarkets lately, have you?

The covers of the trash mags show that the Great Unwashed look at her as if Mother Theresa and Kate Upton made sweet love on a bed of winning lottery tickets, and the baby was born on Christmas morning.

They honestly have never seen the ugly, snarling, racist bitch that Mooch really is, through a combination of propaganda and confirmation bias.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2019 11:20 AM (Ct55T)

127 I'm leaning towards Mooch.

She's negotiating a, ummm, 'package' whereby she doesn't have to do a thing. Just show up at TV studios for ritual tongue-bathing. No campaigning, no speeches.

Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2019 11:20 AM (Z1eux)

128 I pointed out in the previous thread that both successful Democrat Presidential candidates in the last 40 years had to have assists from a unenthusiastic Republican base to win.

And that still wasn't enough by itself.

Clinton had to split the vote.
Obama was a historic first.

McCain was a garbage candidate but Obama only got 52.9%.
And McCain sure as hell wasn't polling 90% Republican approval.

Remember: Everything Trump has and will do between now and November 2020 is to 1) Drive Republican enthusiasm, 2) win over swing voters, and 3) divide the Democrats

The last three days have been textbook perfect in delivering on all three.

Getting the Democrats to hate him, to direct their hate at him only makes him stronger with the base.
Because we see: What they say about him, they are saying about us.

Find me a single Democrat who is careful to make the distinction.

PS: Those Obama voters who voted for Trump? They are also hearing what the Democrats are saying about them.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 16, 2019 11:20 AM (k81AA)

129 He's a tedious old fool who is a boring speaker, has no signature cause or accomplishments

****

Boring yes, but he has signature issues. VAWA and I think "the Biden rule" come immediately to mind

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 16, 2019 11:21 AM (TWIWF)

130 127 I'm leaning towards Mooch.

She's negotiating a, ummm, 'package' whereby she doesn't have to do a thing. Just show up at TV studios for ritual tongue-bathing. No campaigning, no speeches.
Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2019 11:20 AM (Z1eux)

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I don't think she wants the work of being president, or the negative press of being a nominee.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 11:21 AM (VyAV0)

131 They honestly have never seen the ugly, snarling, racist bitch that Mooch really is, through a combination of propaganda and confirmation bias.

--

OBAMA 2020: ALL THIS FOR A DAMN FLAG

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 16, 2019 11:21 AM (DIDiA)

132 Mitt Romney @ Twitter

The president's comments were destructive, demeaning and disunifying. The president has a unique and noble calling to unite the American people--of all different races, colors and creeds or natural origin. In that respect, the president failed badly.
People can disagree about politics, but to tell Americans to go back to where they came from is unseemly and over the line. And it sends the wrong message to our enemies that that we are disunited.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 16, 2019 11:22 AM (NFEMn)

133 115 Eric Garner was the one selling loosies, right?

That was a bad one. Not saying the cops are guilty or innocent but this was no Trayvon situation. Dude was selling loosies.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 16, 2019 11:19 AM (O8WFE)

Well they weren't trying to harm him, dude had a heart attack. Refusing to be taken in easily is on him. Big waste of time for cops to be policing that though.

Posted by: Someguy at July 16, 2019 11:22 AM (p997d)

134 Imagine if it was opaque. I don't think Ol' Slow Joe could tell. He'd probably wonder where his hands went off to.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 16, 2019 11:06 AM (HaL55)


On the other hand, if it were opaque, we couldn't see his face, so we wouldn't know it was Biden, so the cartoon wouldn't be funny.

Me, I'd like to see a cartoon of Biden all bent over, trying to eat his own foot.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 16, 2019 11:22 AM (wo+B3)

135 Ilhan Omar is the clearest example in politics of someone who delights in the deaths of people who look different than her.

Why isn't that being shouted from the rooftops?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 16, 2019 11:22 AM (JgA4k)

136 McCain was a garbage candidate but Obama only got 52.9%.
And McCain sure as hell wasn't polling 90% Republican approval.

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McCain wanted to lose so badly he literally quit his campaign for a while.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 16, 2019 11:22 AM (DIDiA)

137 Mooch is a lazy slacker, like her layabout beard.... grifting is easier....

Posted by: kraken at July 16, 2019 11:23 AM (bCLt0)

138 The whole 11th dimensional chess thing is just a dumb label people put on anyone who has a strategy other than doing what they demand.

Trump fights back. That's what most people claim they wanted and he's not only been extremely successful he is giving the rest of us cover to fight back as well. Works for me.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2019 11:23 AM (K/2j/)

139 136 McCain was a garbage candidate but Obama only got 52.9%.
And McCain sure as hell wasn't polling 90% Republican approval.

--

McCain wanted to lose so badly he literally quit his campaign for a while.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 16, 2019 11:22 AM (DIDiA)

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Sort of like Hillary...?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 11:23 AM (VyAV0)

140 132 Mitt Romney @ Twitter

The president's comments were destructive, demeaning and disunifying. The president has a unique and noble calling to unite the American people--of all different races, colors and creeds or natural origin. In that respect, the president failed badly.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 16, 2019 11:22 AM (NFEMn)

Oh give me an effing break. Like Obama was super successful at unification?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 16, 2019 11:23 AM (Ez6QX)

141 Moochelle? Moochelle makes Louis Farrakhan look kind and warm by comparison.

-----

Farrakhan is a barking mad virulent racist who truly hates whites and Jews.

But I think, at the bottom of his stony little heart, that he does love black people, in his own insane way.

Mooch loves no one. She's driven by hate and nothing else.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2019 11:23 AM (AzW6q)

142 For what it's worth Frank Gaffney discussed Omar's papa's connection to Barre's regime back in February: https://tinyurl.com/y4gg26zj

Posted by: CN at July 16, 2019 11:23 AM (U7k5w)

143 nyone remember the name of the coffee garrett often mentions? It's not Black Rifle but I can't remember the name of it.


Black Hole of Calcutta?

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 16, 2019 11:23 AM (88+cf)

144 138 The whole 11th dimensional chess thing is just a dumb label people put on anyone who has a strategy other than doing what they demand.

Trump fights back. That's what most people claim they wanted and he's not only been extremely successful he is giving the rest of us cover to fight back as well. Works for me.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2019 11:23 AM (K/2j/)

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If you're constantly on offense, you're choosing battles and how they are initially framed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 11:23 AM (VyAV0)

145 So what does one call a group of squeakholes?

A dorking of squeakholes

Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 11:24 AM (NWiLs)

146 . . .shouting of the F...word, among many other terrible things, and the petrified Dems run for the hills. Why isn't the House voting to rebuke the filthy and hate laced things they have said? Because they are the Radical Left, and the Democrats are afraid to take them on. Sad!

Wow.
*I love it when he does the "Sad!" at the end.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2019 11:17 AM (bDqIh)



He really wants to make them front and center for 2020. Hopefully he can and show the squishy suburbanites who went Dem in 2018 to open their eyes and see what they are really voting for. Hopefully flip a number of districts back to Republican

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 16, 2019 11:24 AM (kw5n8)

147 140 132 Mitt Romney @ Twitter

The president's comments were destructive, demeaning and disunifying. The president has a unique and noble calling to unite the American people--of all different races, colors and creeds or natural origin. In that respect, the president failed badly.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 16, 2019 11:22 AM (NFEMn)

Oh give me an effing break. Like Obama was super successful at unification?
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 16, 2019 11:23 AM (Ez6QX)

Shut up, Mitt. No one is interested in what you have to say, other than your wife.

Posted by: IC at July 16, 2019 11:24 AM (a0IVu)

148 146 He really wants to make them front and center for 2020. Hopefully he can and show the squishy suburbanites who went Dem in 2018 to open their eyes and see what they are really voting for. Hopefully flip a number of districts back to Republican
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 16, 2019 11:24 AM (kw5n

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"I'm not like them. My presence in Congress will merely give them more power. Vote for me!"
-Democratic candidate for the House, 2020

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 11:24 AM (VyAV0)

149 132 Mitt Romney @ Twitter

The president's comments were destructive, demeaning and disunifying. The president has a unique and noble calling to unite the American people--of all different races, colors and creeds or natural origin. In that respect, the president failed badly.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 16, 2019 11:22 AM (NFEMn)

They had called him a motherf*cker. He fought back. A pussy like Romney doesn't know what that means.

Posted by: Roy at July 16, 2019 11:24 AM (/RckA)

150 >>If you're constantly on offense, you're choosing battles and how they are initially framed.

Exactly.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2019 11:24 AM (K/2j/)

151 Farrakhan is a barking mad virulent racist who truly hates whites and Jews.

Singing the Calypso songs pushed him over the edge.

Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 11:24 AM (arJlL)

152 If I were a political cartoonist, every time I drew Joe Biden, no matter what the setting, I'd make sure that an open container of paste was clearly visible somewhere in the drawing.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 16, 2019 11:24 AM (wo+B3)

153 Mitt Romney @ Twitter



The president's comments were destructive, demeaning and
disunifying. The president has a unique and noble calling to unite the
American people--of all different races, colors and creeds or natural
origin. In that respect, the president failed badly.

People can disagree about politics, but to tell Americans to go back
to where they came from is unseemly and over the line. And it sends the
wrong message to our enemies that that we are disunited.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 16, 2019 11:22 AM (NFEMn)

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Unfortunately, most of our enemies are smarter than Romney.

Posted by: G at July 16, 2019 11:24 AM (5NMZN)

154 Mitt Romney @ Twitter



The president's comments were destructive, demeaning and
disunifying. The president has a unique and noble calling to unite the
American people--of all different races, colors and creeds or natural
origin. In that respect, the president failed badly.

People can disagree about politics, but to tell Americans to go back
to where they came from is unseemly and over the line. And it sends the
wrong message to our enemies that that we are disunited.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 16, 2019 11:22 AM (NFEMn)

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I seriously can't tell if that is snark or Mitt being an asshole.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 16, 2019 11:25 AM (pw+jk)

155 I will tediously repeat this... Trump is bringing out the Latent Monarchist in me....

Posted by: kraken at July 16, 2019 11:25 AM (bCLt0)

156 Mooch and Oprah: It's a Package Deal!

Posted by: klaftern at July 16, 2019 11:25 AM (RuIsu)

157 Eff mitt Romney, I'm sick to death of that asshole.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 16, 2019 11:25 AM (jUVms)

158 People can disagree about politics, but to tell Americans to go back to where they came from is unseemly and over the line. And it sends the wrong message to our enemies that that we are disunited.

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Gosh, Mitt, I'd sure hate it if our enemies thought our nation was divided after they watched half of our country call the other half white supremacists.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 16, 2019 11:25 AM (DIDiA)

159 154 Posted by: JoeF. at July 16, 2019 11:22 AM (NFEMn)

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I seriously can't tell if that is snark or Mitt being an asshole.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 16, 2019 11:25 AM (pw+jk)

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JoeF, so satire.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 11:25 AM (VyAV0)

160 I used to think worry yourself sick was just an idiom, but I think Im actively making myself nauseous.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 11:25 AM (oZ6kz)

161 150 >>If you're constantly on offense, you're choosing battles and how they are initially framed.
Exactly.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2019 11:24 AM (K/2j/)


Ah, so!

Posted by: Sun Tzu at July 16, 2019 11:25 AM (wo+B3)

162 https://tinyurl.com/y3zr6ty5

Not how we do things in Canada!

Posted by: Trudeau (little potato) at July 16, 2019 11:25 AM (K1IUD)

163 Any Power Line readers out there? In addition to getting their panty's in a wad when someone dares to criticize resident PL establishment hack Paul Mirengoff, usually reliable John Hinderacker's been going off the rails as of late. I think that site is about to go "Red State".

Posted by: WVinMN at July 16, 2019 11:26 AM (GQnMm)

164 I don't think she wants the work of being president, or the negative press of being a nominee.

Your website doesn't count!

Posted by: The MFM at July 16, 2019 11:26 AM (Z1eux)

165 Personally I am thinking Brokered Convention for the Dem's. Plays to Biden's hands, maybe Bernie or Warren. The younger crowd of Harris, Butwhatever drops, survives the bloodbath and waits for 2024

Posted by: Picric at July 16, 2019 11:26 AM (K8Ieq)

166 161 150 >>If you're constantly on offense, you're choosing battles and how they are initially framed.
Exactly.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2019 11:24 AM (K/2j/)

Ah, so!
Posted by: Sun Tzu at July 16, 2019 11:25 AM (wo+B3)

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"I'm just gonna sit right here for a while..."
-General Howe

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 11:26 AM (VyAV0)

167 Trump has seized the initiative.... permanently.... a Conservative First, in my memory.....

Posted by: kraken at July 16, 2019 11:26 AM (bCLt0)

168 160 I used to think worry yourself sick was just an idiom, but I think Im actively making myself nauseous.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 11:25 AM (oZ6kz)

Definitely not just an idiom. Worry/anxiety can have definite physical symptoms, like nausea.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 11:26 AM (NWiLs)

169 It's interesting that we are STILL arguing about Trump's strategic style. It's it chess, is it checkers? Does he just fight? The fact that there is no consensus seems to suggest the answer is not a simple one. Years ago Scott Adams described his strategy as " leading and pacing" a form of persuasion. This week would be the leading phase I'm guessing.

Posted by: Max Power at July 16, 2019 11:26 AM (QCc6B)

170 Sort of like Hillary...?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 11:23 AM (VyAV0)

--

In her defense, I think she was applying for disability.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 16, 2019 11:26 AM (DIDiA)

171 13
Biden 2020: The Audacity of Grope

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2019

*
*
. . .
Alternate choice:


Biden 2020: Grope and Shame

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 16, 2019 11:27 AM (ClOmq)

172 Mooch loves no one. She's driven by hate and nothing else.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2019 11:23 AM (AzW6q)

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And she has a girthy penis.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 16, 2019 11:27 AM (pw+jk)

173
The president's comments were destructive, demeaning and
disunifying. The president has a unique and noble calling to unite the
American people--of all different races, colors and creeds or natural
origin. In that respect, the president failed badly.

People can disagree about politics, but to tell Americans to go back
to where they came from is unseemly and over the line. And it sends the
wrong message to our enemies that that we are disunited.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 16, 2019 11:22 AM (NFEMn)

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I seriously can't tell if that is snark or Mitt being an asshole.
=====
Well banal assholery is what it is.

Did Mr. tone and civility, Romney tweet anything when those harridans were dropping F bombs at Trump?

Posted by: simplemind at July 16, 2019 11:27 AM (a37HW)

174 Moochelle? Moochelle makes Louis Farrakhan look kind and warm by comparison.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 11:17 AM (Kpl3J)



Aaaahhh, Calypso Louie is such a happy looking guy. The bowtie and the light skin color makes him look less threatening. Plus the millions of dollars he rakes in from NOI idiots.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 11:27 AM (m79Dg)

175
Not saying the cops are guilty or innocent but this was no Trayvon situation. Dude was selling loosies.

He had some splainin to do!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2019 11:27 AM (aKsyK)

176 I'm used to getting nausea from nerves, less so from anxiety.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 11:27 AM (oZ6kz)

177 165 Personally I am thinking Brokered Convention for the Dem's. Plays to Biden's hands, maybe Bernie or Warren. The younger crowd of Harris, Butwhatever drops, survives the bloodbath and waits for 2024
Posted by: Picric at July 16, 2019 11:26 AM (K8Ieq)

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It all depends on the super delegates.

On the second ballot, they're allowed to vote as they wish. Do they then vote as a block for an agreed upon candidate (like Kamala), or do they split across several forcing a third ballot?

If that third ballot comes up, I predict chaos to ensue, which is the perfect place for someone like Hillary to frame herself as a unity candidate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 11:27 AM (VyAV0)

178 McCain wanted to lose so badly he literally quit his campaign for a while.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 16, 2019 11:22 AM (DIDiA)


They got to McCain. Once Palin came in and seemed to be on a trajectory to stardom, the Deep State got nervous and inveighed upon McCain to abort the mission.
He agreed and did so. Hence, "we have nothing to fear from an Obama presidency..."

I'll always bee convinced of this.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 16, 2019 11:28 AM (NFEMn)

179 Mitt Romney @ Twitter



The president's comments were destructive, demeaning and
disunifying. The president has a unique and noble calling to unite the
American people--of all different races, colors and creeds or natural
origin. In that respect, the president failed badly.

People can disagree about politics, but to tell Americans to go back
to where they came from is unseemly and over the line. And it sends the
wrong message to our enemies that that we are disunited.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 16, 2019 11:22 AM (NFEMn)



Well, I guess I'm forced to accept this. Because if Mitt Romney knows anything, it's how to fail badly.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 16, 2019 11:28 AM (KUaJL)

180 154
I seriously can't tell if that is snark or Mitt being an asshole.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 16, 2019 11:25 AM (pw+jk)

He's being an asshole of a surrender monkey. Shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone except for the most numb that we are "disunited". For once we have someone representing the Right that actually has balls and stands up to the Left.My apologies to all. I had voted for him when he ran.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 16, 2019 11:28 AM (N39Ws)

181 I seriously can't tell if that is snark or Mitt being an asshole.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 16, 2019 11:25 AM (pw+jk)

With Mitt it's always safest to assume assholishness.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 16, 2019 11:28 AM (RD7QR)

182 Romney, yesterday, to Alison King:

"I recognize that the President has a unique and noble calling to unite all Americans regardless of our creeds or race or place of our national origin and I think in that case, the President fell far short."

JoeF added a little, but Romney did say much of that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2019 11:28 AM (AzW6q)

183 160 I used to think worry yourself sick was just an idiom, but I think Im actively making myself nauseous.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 11:25 AM (oZ6kz)

What're you worried about?

Posted by: Someguy at July 16, 2019 11:28 AM (p997d)

184 Dude was selling loosies.

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Definitely not properly marked for individual retail sale.

Posted by: G at July 16, 2019 11:28 AM (5NMZN)

185 As an addendum, when I had times of extreme stress and worry, I would have severe abdominal pain of the doubled-over, clutching my stomach variety. It's a real thing.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 11:28 AM (NWiLs)

186 Ah, so!
Posted by: Sun Tzu

***

Same to you, buddy

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 16, 2019 11:28 AM (TWIWF)

187 154 Mitt Romney @ Twitter
...
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I seriously can't tell if that is snark or Mitt being an asshole.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 16, 2019 11:25 AM (pw+jk)


I'll pick "Stuff Mitt absolutely never says about any Democrat, ever, for $500", Alex.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 16, 2019 11:28 AM (wo+B3)

188 Someguy: What else? A wammenz.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 11:29 AM (oZ6kz)

189 And it sends the wrong message to our enemies that that we are disunited.

So disagreeing with you is 'disunity' (is that a word?) but disagreeing with us is America Coming Together?

Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2019 11:29 AM (QrTqV)

190 138 The whole 11th dimensional chess thing is just a dumb label people put on anyone who has a strategy other than doing what they demand.

Trump fights back. That's what most people claim they wanted and he's not only been extremely successful he is giving the rest of us cover to fight back as well. Works for me.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2019 11:23 AM (K/2j/)

Its 2-dimensional chess. Trump sacrificed a couple of pawns in exchange for making sure the 'Squad' remains a prominent force in the Democratic Party through the 2020 election. Imagine how hard it will now be for the Dems to block them from getting a prime time speaking slot at their convention?

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 16, 2019 11:29 AM (Xqo6t)

191 When was the last brokered convention?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 16, 2019 11:30 AM (eJXRs)

192 JoeF is less doing parody and more occupying the dreamspace between the current Romney and the fully-actuated Romney. A liminal being that cannot be yet is, directly pulsing its mindthoughts into JoeF's head space.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 11:30 AM (oZ6kz)

193 If Trump would just bow to the left we would be united!

Posted by: GOPe Inc at July 16, 2019 11:30 AM (MAstk)

194
Mooch and Oprah: It's a Package Deal!
Posted by: klaftern


Mooch has a package deal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2019 11:30 AM (aKsyK)

195 And it sends the wrong message to our enemies that that we are disunited.

So disagreeing with you is 'disunity' (is that a word?) but disagreeing with us is America Coming Together?
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Ah so, I see Mr. Rombley has read my book!

Posted by: Zombie Mao at July 16, 2019 11:30 AM (a37HW)

196 I don't doubt Trump can win the legitimate vote. It's the "ballot harvesting" that I worry about.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 16, 2019 11:30 AM (Zc5yl)

197 What is up with Mormons??? Are they, generally speaking, like Liberal Leftist Evangelicals???
Serious question, horde....

Posted by: kraken at July 16, 2019 11:31 AM (bCLt0)

198 191 When was the last brokered convention?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 16, 2019 11:30 AM (eJXRs)

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50s.

Both sides, which led to Stevens vs. Eisenhower.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 11:31 AM (VyAV0)

199 The whole 11th dimensional chess thing is just a dumb label
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He sank my battleship!

Posted by: Ill Omen at July 16, 2019 11:31 AM (5NMZN)

200 No slam of Omar hurts Trump, IMO, especially in light of the notion that her father worked closely with Barre in Somalia and lied about it to get here. Barre's regime committed many atrocities. Don't know how I missed Gaffney's piece, but I bet the WH didn't.

https://tinyurl.com/y4gg26zj

Posted by: CN at July 16, 2019 11:31 AM (U7k5w)

201 "That was a bad one. Not saying the cops are guilty or innocent but this was no Trayvon situation. Dude was selling loosies."Posted by: Guy Smiley

they had five cops to take him down as gently as possible. But he was in such bad shape, he could barely walk around the block. MAYBE they could have gotten aid to him more quickly once in the van (or whatever) ... but he certainly did resist. He knew his own bad health status better than the cops ... (from how I recall it)

Posted by: illiniwek at July 16, 2019 11:31 AM (Cus5s)

202 JoeF is less doing parody and more occupying the dreamspace between the current Romney and the fully-actuated Romney. A liminal being that cannot be yet is, directly pulsing its mindthoughts into JoeF's head space.

Posted by: Broseidon -
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Dude.

You need to lay down.

Posted by: simplemind at July 16, 2019 11:32 AM (hBSf5)

203 which led to Stevens vs. Eisenhower.
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Stevens and Eisenhowerson.

Posted by: Ill Omen at July 16, 2019 11:32 AM (5NMZN)

204 I tried playing 4D chess but I kept losing the pieces. I think I left them back in Wednesday.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 11:32 AM (oZ6kz)

205 It's the "ballot harvesting" that I worry about.

Perfectly legal because we voted for it ourselves!

Posted by: California Democrats at July 16, 2019 11:32 AM (QrTqV)

206 If Trump would just bow to the left we would be united!

Posted by: GOPe Inc at July 16, 2019 11:30 AM (MAstk)

Yeah....only works one way.

Posted by: BignJames at July 16, 2019 11:32 AM (ykq7q)

207 yeah, trump is mixing it up with the dems. but he entered a fight between dems that was becoming acrimonious and the media was picking sides. for once in the past 3 years trump wasn't the focus of universal hate... then he had to go tweet and unite the dems and media and just about everyone else against him once again.

i say it was an unnecessary move.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 16, 2019 11:32 AM (Pg+x7)

208 Well, I guess I'm forced to accept this. Because if Mitt Romney knows anything, it's how to fail badly.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously

I don't know, I think he fails spectacularly.

Posted by: Bruce at July 16, 2019 11:32 AM (vd8XM)

209 199 The whole 11th dimensional chess thing is just a dumb label
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He sank my battleship!
Posted by: Ill Omen at July 16, 2019 11:31 AM (5NMZN)

"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 16, 2019 11:32 AM (KUaJL)

210 Ok Horde... need a ruling here.. what is the Proper number of posts to let happen, before posting oneself.... in order to make it look like you actually read what a Cob posted???


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Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 16, 2019 11:32 AM (c04Om)

211 185 As an addendum, when I had times of extreme stress and worry, I would have severe abdominal pain of the doubled-over, clutching my stomach variety. It's a real thing.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 11:28 AM (NWiLs)

Yes, I routinely get headaches and a racing heart from anxiety. The thing that works for me is deep breathing. Yes, I know how that sounds but it works. Breath in through the nose; hold for 5 seconds; breathe out through the mouth. Repeat as necessary, holding the breath for increasing lengths of time.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 16, 2019 11:32 AM (RD7QR)

212 197 What is up with Mormons??? Are they, generally speaking, like Liberal Leftist Evangelicals???
Serious question, horde....
Posted by: kraken at July 16, 2019 11:31 AM (bCLt0)

I've known a few Mormons but none of them were liberal.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 16, 2019 11:32 AM (Ez6QX)

213
I don't doubt Trump can win the legitimate vote. It's the "ballot harvesting" that I worry about.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 16, 2019 11:30 AM (Zc5yl)

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I'm in Kalifornia and scare the shit out of me. They proved that it worked here. Beyond their wildest dreams.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 16, 2019 11:32 AM (pw+jk)

214 A poll released Monday by Saint Anselm College's New Hampshire Institute of Politics

First, the losers, sort of:

To begin with, Marianne Williamson saw a jump of 1.5 points, putting her at 2% and is polling ahead of Booker, Gillibrand, Gabbard, Inslee, and O'Rourke (who polled at 0%). As Mike wrote this weekend, someone needs to tell O'Rourke he's done.

Posted by: SMOD at July 16, 2019 11:32 AM (QkjLD)

215 Tom Elliott
@tomselliott
Not counting chyrons, CNN has used the word "racist" in reference to Trump 636 times since Sunday morning, per @grabienmedia.

Tom Elliott
@tomselliott
Replying to @tomselliott @GrabienMedia
For those wondering, MSNBC has described Trump as "racist" 471 times over the same period.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 16, 2019 11:32 AM (+y/Ru)

216 ... but, hey, what do i know - maybe he'll pull it off.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 16, 2019 11:32 AM (Pg+x7)

217 204 I tried playing 4D chess but I kept losing the pieces. I think I left them back in Wednesday.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 11:32 AM (oZ6kz)

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If you play 2D chess in the Twilight Zone, is it actually 5D chess?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 11:32 AM (VyAV0)

218 Ok Horde... need a ruling here.. what is the Proper number of posts to let happen, before posting oneself.... in order to make it look like you actually read what a Cob posted???
Posted by: kraken at July 16, 2019 11:06 AM (bCLt0)

Let's ask Sponge
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 16, 2019 11:10 AM (bcbK8


There are several factors in play here.....

I would say, safe rule of thumb here is 10 comments per paragraph in the post.

Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 11:33 AM (Zz0t1)

219 196 I don't doubt Trump can win the legitimate vote. It's the "ballot harvesting" that I worry about.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 16, 2019 11:30 AM (Zc5yl)

Yes, this. I really, really thought it was going to happen last time. I was shocked when I got up the next day and found out Trump won. They are going to pull out all the stops this time around.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 16, 2019 11:33 AM (Ez6QX)

220 yeah, trump is mixing it up with the dems. but he entered a fight between dems that was becoming acrimonious and the media was picking sides. for once in the past 3 years trump wasn't the focus of universal hate... then he had to go tweet and unite the dems and media and just about everyone else against him once again.

i say it was an unnecessary move.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 16, 2019 11:32 AM (Pg+x7)

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Unless he doesn't want them fighting, because he wants the Justice Dems to beat Pelosi and co-opt the Party.

Which I think is his probable goal here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2019 11:33 AM (AzW6q)

221 Joe, sounds like an excerpt from a great tome like the Art of War, or perhaps my very own Big Book of War.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 11:33 AM (oZ6kz)

222 The whole 11th dimensional chess thing is just a dumb label

Trump taking the center square every game is an 11th dimensional chess move to the GOPe.

Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2019 11:34 AM (QrTqV)

223 222 The whole 11th dimensional chess thing is just a dumb label

Trump taking the center square every game is an 11th dimensional chess move to the GOPe.
Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2019 11:34 AM (QrTqV)

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"Democrats taught us to knock our king over at the start of every game!"
-GOPe

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 11:34 AM (VyAV0)

224 What is up with Mormons??? Are they, generally speaking, like Liberal Leftist Evangelicals???
Serious question, horde....

Posted by: kraken
======
Well tbf, Mormons are working the same angle as a lot of other Christian churches on the border stuff. The churchs are recruiting and also the feds underwrite those efforts bigly -- Obama monetized the process. The churches are getting as much money from the feds for immigrant work as they are in collections.

Posted by: simplemind at July 16, 2019 11:35 AM (Iqg12)

225 Trump is aware of, and motivated regarding, illegal voting. He has tools at his disposal to combat it effectively and I expect he will. 2020 is going to be Hell if it gets squirrelly

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 16, 2019 11:35 AM (TWIWF)

226 When I was in New Mexico I had a Frito pie, or I should say their version. Hadn't had one since Ft Hood. Texas does it best.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 16, 2019 11:36 AM (ti+mk)

227 Shame, makes a man take things over
Shame, lets him loose, hard to swallow
Shame, puts you there where things are hollow
Shame

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2019 11:36 AM (JFO2v)

228 It's hard to keep track of 11D chess with all the uncertainty. I knew roughly how my game momentum was going but I couldn't tell where my pieces were.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 11:36 AM (oZ6kz)

229
Yes, I routinely get headaches and a racing heart from anxiety. The thing that works for me is deep breathing. Yes, I know how that sounds but it works. Breath in through the nose; hold for 5 seconds; breathe out through the mouth. Repeat as necessary, holding the breath for increasing lengths of time.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 16, 2019 11:32 AM (RD7QR)

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Good advice.

Many of the adverse effects of anxiety attacks come from shallow, rapid breathing. It's actually over-oxygenization. The deep slow breathing, will actually help bring you back into balance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2019 11:36 AM (AzW6q)

230 i say it was an unnecessary move.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 16, 2019 11:32 AM (Pg+x7)

But what if Pelosi had successfully marginalized the Squad? That was her plan. She very deliberately goaded them into a public fight. Trump barged in and made sure they are going to stay front and center in the Democratic Party.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 16, 2019 11:36 AM (Xqo6t)

231 Trump knows which square to mark when playing tic-tac-toe.... and he always goes first.... unlike every single other Repub Prez....

Posted by: kraken at July 16, 2019 11:36 AM (bCLt0)

232 188 Someguy: What else? A wammenz.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 11:29 AM (oZ6kz)

Well, it's important not to get too emotionally invested. Much like job interviews, being too invested will cause you to fuck up. It's ok to fuck up from time to time too, and it's never the end of the world(unless the chica is a murderer). You can always tell yourself you've got reasonable odds of not dying here, which means you always have another shot with other women.

Posted by: Someguy at July 16, 2019 11:36 AM (p997d)

233 I like to have fun at Mitt's expense, but he really is an odious phony and a creepy fraud.
The Squad made abject asses out of themselves yesterday and the president was clearly proven right in his taunts. That settled it.

But here comes Mitt with his virtue-signalling to "save the day." And you know what? It backfired because all the MSM can talk about now is how Romney walked away when asked if Trump's tweet's "were racist." They don't care that he tweeted criticism of Trump. It earned him NOTHING from the media--but it cost what precious little credibility he may sill have had.

He's an fake phony fraudulent goody-two-shoes, back-stabbing snake.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 16, 2019 11:36 AM (NFEMn)

234 Its 2-dimensional chess. Trump sacrificed a couple
of pawns in exchange for making sure the 'Squad' remains a prominent
force in the Democratic Party through the 2020 election. Imagine how
hard it will now be for the Dems to block them from getting a prime time
speaking slot at their convention?


Posted by: Serious Cat at July 16, 2019 11:29 AM

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Trump wrote that in a tweet just a bit ago. He knows what he is doing.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 16, 2019 11:36 AM (JUOKG)

235 Dude, first and 10 is fantastic! PUNT!!

Posted by: GOPe at July 16, 2019 11:37 AM (QrTqV)

236 Ok Horde... need a ruling here.. what is the Proper number of posts to let happen, before posting oneself.... in order to make it look like you actually read what a Cob posted???


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Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 16, 2019 11:32 AM


****

Wait...Whut???

We're supposed to read this stuff. Dang...that's like....homework!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2019 11:37 AM (axyOa)

237 Free Speech Impeach! foty-fie!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 16, 2019 11:37 AM (37IEG)

238 Biden raised his hand for free healthcare for illegals. Either he thought the question was who wants pudding, or he's as anti-American as the rest of the commie swine

Posted by: Regular joe at July 16, 2019 11:37 AM (6/uwW)

239 235 Dude, first and 10 is fantastic! PUNT!!
Posted by: GOPe at July 16, 2019 11:37 AM (QrTqV)

===========

"We told you to attempt a field goal from your own 20 yard line!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 11:37 AM (VyAV0)

240 Marianne Williamson saw a jump of 1.5 points, putting her at 2% and is polling ahead of Booker, Gillibrand, Gabbard, Inslee, and O'Rourke

-
All you need is love!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 16, 2019 11:37 AM (+y/Ru)

241 207...The "in fighting" between Democrats was primarily Kabuki Theater. All Trump did was force Pelosi to own the crazy.

Posted by: WVinMN at July 16, 2019 11:37 AM (GQnMm)

242 Yes, I routinely get headaches and a racing heart from anxiety. The thing that works for me is deep breathing. Yes, I know how that sounds but it works. Breath in through the nose; hold for 5 seconds; breathe out through the mouth. Repeat as necessary, holding the breath for increasing lengths of time.
Posted by: joncelli,

Do you ever turn blue ?

Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 11:37 AM (arJlL)

243 213
I don't doubt Trump can win the legitimate vote. It's the "ballot harvesting" that I worry about.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 16, 2019 11:30 AM (Zc5yl)

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I'm in Kalifornia and scare the shit out of me. They proved that it worked here. Beyond their wildest dreams.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 16, 2019 11:32 AM (pw+jk)

Republicans should do ballot harvesting back, then. It's legal, then do it.

Beat them. First 3 boxes while you can. If you can. Cali might be past boxes 1, 2 and 3.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 16, 2019 11:38 AM (bcbK8)

244 224 What is up with Mormons??? Are they, generally speaking, like Liberal Leftist Evangelicals???
Serious question, horde....

Posted by: kraken
======
Well tbf, Mormons are working the same angle as a lot of other Christian churches on the border stuff. The churchs are recruiting and also the feds underwrite those efforts bigly -- Obama monetized the process. The churches are getting as much money from the feds for immigrant work as they are in collections.
Posted by: simplemind at July 16, 2019 11:35 AM (Iqg12)


Reeeaaally??? Did not know that.... this would explain a whole lot then.......

Posted by: kraken at July 16, 2019 11:38 AM (bCLt0)

245 Facebook suit getting grilled by Senate right now

Posted by: Jose at July 16, 2019 11:38 AM (V6W16)

246 Did Mr. tone and civility, Romney tweet anything when those harridans were dropping F bombs at Trump?

Posted by: simplemind at July 16, 2019 11:27 AM (a37HW)


He was busy those days, having his teeth manicured.

One must, after all, look good when denouncing the head of The Deplorables.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 16, 2019 11:38 AM (Z4rgH)

247 Someguy: This one isn't even emotional investment. I'd prefer to keep the details in the quiver until this little episode has a coda, but basically I played things a bit riskier than I usually would, knew there was I chance I was being played, thought I had sniffed out sincerity, and now I'm coming to the conclusion that yeah, my gut was probably right.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 11:38 AM (oZ6kz)

248 Trump should start tweeting out clips of yesterday's Prog presser.


Posted by: HA at July 16, 2019 11:38 AM (MAstk)

249 240 Marianne Williamson saw a jump of 1.5 points, putting her at 2% and is polling ahead of Booker, Gillibrand, Gabbard, Inslee, and O'Rourke

-
All you need is love!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 16, 2019 11:37 AM (+y/Ru)

And oral, ideally

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 16, 2019 11:39 AM (bcbK8)

250 If you're looking for a Christmas gift, Amazon's deal of the day:

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That's not bad for a Toshiba 50" television.

Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 11:39 AM (cF8AT)

251 i say it was an unnecessary move.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 16, 2019 11:32 AM (Pg+x7)


I thought this at first, too. I mean, never interrupt an enemy while he is making a mistake. Trump's tweets seemed to violate that rule. On the other hand, he has succeeded in making "The Squad", 4 radical congresswomen who only appeal to the deranged nutroots crazies, the face of the entire Democratic Party. So I think his strategy will pay off in the long run.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 16, 2019 11:39 AM (wo+B3)

252 160 I used to think worry yourself sick was just an idiom, but I think Im actively making myself nauseous.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 11:25 AM (oZ6kz)

Dude, you ok?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 16, 2019 11:39 AM (bcbK8)

253 Deep breathing could work.

Also maybe a Brinks truck full of Xanax.

Just spitballing here.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 11:39 AM (oZ6kz)

254 Omar has officially called for inpeach and someone in Houston will bring it up in the House this month.

Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 11:40 AM (Zz0t1)

255 251 i say it was an unnecessary move.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 16, 2019 11:32 AM (Pg+x7)

I thought this at first, too. I mean, never interrupt an enemy while he is making a mistake. Trump's tweets seemed to violate that rule. On the other hand, he has succeeded in making "The Squad", 4 radical congresswomen who only appeal to the deranged nutroots crazies, the face of the entire Democratic Party. So I think his strategy will pay off in the long run.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 16, 2019 11:39 AM (wo+B3)

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It was a feint that led the enemy into an ambush.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 11:40 AM (VyAV0)

256
I don't doubt Trump can win the legitimate vote. It's the "ballot harvesting" that I worry about.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 16, 2019 11:30 AM (Zc5yl)


For the life of me I can't figure out why other states aren't getting together to file a civil rights lawsuit against California.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 16, 2019 11:40 AM (TAmPV)

257 Mark: Just my dumb occasional optimism potentially biting me in the ass. It's not devastating, it's just that, like Fred Durst, I hate feeling like a chump.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 11:41 AM (oZ6kz)

258 PS Biden looks entirely too 'good' in that bottom drawing.

His entire look is as fake as his Uncle Joe persona.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 16, 2019 11:41 AM (Z4rgH)

259 >>yeah, trump is mixing it up with the dems. but he entered a fight between dems that was becoming acrimonious and the media was picking sides. for once in the past 3 years trump wasn't the focus of universal hate... then he had to go tweet and unite the dems and media and just about everyone else against him once again.

>>i say it was an unnecessary move.

I think you are mistaking his goal. Nancy was trying to distance the rest of the Democrat caucus from the Squad and their comments. Her goal was to get the media to focus on her message and claim that the Squad was only speaking for themselves.

Trump wanted to make sure that the Squad's message was the Democrats message and he forced Nancy to defend the Squad and bring them back into the fold.

Trump wants to run on loving America, putting America and Americans first and against socialism, anti-semitism, Islamic terror and securing the borders and getting rid of illegals. That is much easier to do when the Squad is the face of the Democrat Party.

It isn't chess. It's checkers. And it worked.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2019 11:41 AM (K/2j/)

260 247 Someguy: This one isn't even emotional investment. I'd prefer to keep the details in the quiver until this little episode has a coda, but basically I played things a bit riskier than I usually would, knew there was I chance I was being played, thought I had sniffed out sincerity, and now I'm coming to the conclusion that yeah, my gut was probably right.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 11:38 AM (oZ6kz)

It happens. Don't stress about it. I'm sure you've seen enough guys get burned to know it happens all the time. At least you're not buying gamergirl bathwater right?

Posted by: Someguy at July 16, 2019 11:41 AM (p997d)

261 Well tbf, Mormons are working the same angle as a lot of other Christian churches on the border stuff. The churchs are recruiting and also the feds underwrite those efforts bigly -- Obama monetized the process. The churches are getting as much money from the feds for immigrant work as they are in collections.
Posted by: simplemind at July 16, 2019 11:35 AM (Iqg12)


Reeeaaally??? Did not know that.... this would explain a whole lot then.......

Posted by: kraken at July 16, 2019 11:38 AM


****

I did not know that either.
Pastors selling out to the government.
Ahhh...Revelations just got a bit more clear.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2019 11:41 AM (axyOa)

262 244 224 What is up with Mormons??? Are they, generally speaking, like Liberal Leftist Evangelicals???
Serious question, horde....

Posted by: kraken

There are a lot of good, individual, conservative Mormons. The Leadership of the Mormon Church in Salt Lake City, which is who chose Romney to be their Senator, and is the only body that Romney actually answers to anymore, is committed to Open Borders, because they believe their Brown Brothers will flock to them and grow their church.

Jeff Flake was this kind of mormon - so was Harry Reid.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 11:42 AM (Kpl3J)

263 Yes, I routinely get headaches and a racing heart from anxiety. The thing that works for me is deep breathing. Yes, I know how that sounds but it works. Breath in through the nose; hold for 5 seconds; breathe out through the mouth. Repeat as necessary, holding the breath for increasing lengths of time.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 16, 2019 11:32 AM (RD7QR)

This. It's said that it 'resets' your central nervous system. Also helps you to fall asleep.

Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 11:42 AM (cF8AT)

264 He's an fake phony fraudulent goody-two-shoes, back-stabbing snake.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 16, 2019 11:36 AM (NFEMn)


No, no, don't hold back, tell us how you really feel...

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 16, 2019 11:42 AM (wo+B3)

265 Trump makes beating these miscreants, including the traitors in his own party, look so easy. It's *not* just a matter of fighting back. Sarah Palin fought back and fought well. She was smart, attractive, funny and articulate. Her achilles heel was that she was a bit green. She was utterly destroyed, personally and professionally.

Trump is so good at what he does, we think the explanation must be simple. Nope.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2019 11:42 AM (JnsUB)

266 No President who does not have a majority of Electoral College votes is legitimate. Period. This is worth a shooting war to defend, in krakenWorld....

Posted by: kraken at July 16, 2019 11:42 AM (bCLt0)

267 Just spitballing here.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 11:39 AM (oZ6kz)

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Funny thing about that - I've learned to pretty much ignore my anxiety problem, and it doesn't impinge on things too much, except for when it's really, really bad.

But on the couple occasions in the past when I tried xanax for those bad episodes, it did... jack shit. Nothing. Didn't affect the anxiety, and I perceived none of the high people associate with it. Might as well have been a sugar pill.

But the breathing control actually helps.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2019 11:42 AM (AzW6q)

268 Marianne Williamson saw a jump of 1.5 points, putting her at 2% and is polling ahead of Booker, Gillibrand, Gabbard, Inslee, and O'Rourke

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All you need is love!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 16, 2019 11:37 AM (+y/Ru)

When I hear someone talk about love I know they're a hater.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 11:42 AM (m79Dg)

269 236 Ok Horde... need a ruling here.. what is the Proper number of posts to let happen, before posting oneself.... in order to make it look like you actually read what a Cob posted???


Claiming to read the content is a crutch for those who can't first.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2019 11:42 AM (9VeU0)

270 He was busy those days, having his teeth manicured.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 16, 2019 11:38 AM (Z4rgH)


Early candidate for thread winner.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 16, 2019 11:43 AM (wo+B3)

271 242 Yes, I routinely get headaches and a racing heart from anxiety. The thing that works for me is deep breathing. Yes, I know how that sounds but it works. Breath in through the nose; hold for 5 seconds; breathe out through the mouth. Repeat as necessary, holding the breath for increasing lengths of time.
Posted by: joncelli,

Do you ever turn blue ?
Posted by: JT at July 16, 2019 11:37 AM (arJlL)

Yes, but I'm relaxed when I do so.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 16, 2019 11:43 AM (RD7QR)

272 257 Mark: Just my dumb occasional optimism potentially biting me in the ass. It's not devastating, it's just that, like Fred Durst, I hate feeling like a chump.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 11:41 AM (oZ6kz)

Well Fred Durst doesn't have any other option. He sucks.

If I can help, lemme know.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 16, 2019 11:43 AM (bcbK8)

273 I think the makings of another summer of 68 are a possibility for 2020

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 16, 2019 11:43 AM (ti+mk)

274 What is up with Mormons??? Are they, generally speaking, like Liberal Leftist Evangelicals???
Serious question, horde....

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I'm not Mormly but there's a lot of Morons around here. I would say that they are generally socially conservative, family oriented, hard workers. Unfortunately, SJW-itis has infected every group. Mitt is to Mormonism as Pelosi is to Catholicism.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 16, 2019 11:44 AM (+y/Ru)

275 i say it was an unnecessary move.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 16, 2019 11:32 AM (Pg+x7)

But what if Pelosi had successfully marginalized the Squad? That was her plan. She very deliberately goaded them into a public fight. Trump barged in and made sure they are going to stay front and center in the Democratic Party.
Posted by: Serious Cat



Trump barged in and forced Pelosi to defend them and made the Dems own the Scat Squad.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2019 11:44 AM (0v57o)

276 >>What is up with Mormons??? Are they, generally speaking, like Liberal Leftist Evangelicals???

Nancy and Ted Kennedy among many other leftists claim to be great Catholics. Most of the Jews in this country run on platforms that hurt Israel.

Seems kind of silly to expect Mormons to be any more monolithic than any other religion.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2019 11:44 AM (K/2j/)

277 Someguy, yes, I've seen countless people in and out of the burn ward, but I keep touching the stove. Eventually I'm going to wise up.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 11:44 AM (oZ6kz)

278 Biden is too effing lazy to campaign. He might, just might win in Iowa. But not in New Hampshire or SC.

Posted by: JAS at July 16, 2019 11:44 AM (I5SAg)

279 Summer of '69 was the hit.

Posted by: Brian Atoms at July 16, 2019 11:45 AM (5NMZN)

280 Trump wants to run on loving America, putting America and Americans first and against socialism, anti-semitism, Islamic terror and securing the borders and getting rid of illegals. That is much easier to do when the Squad is the face of the Democrat Party.

***

I think that's correct. Strongest play for the democrats in the general would be the "This is not who we are" card and then proceed to define what we really are in their eyes. He removed it.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 16, 2019 11:45 AM (TWIWF)

281 278 Biden is too effing lazy to campaign. He might, just might win in Iowa. But not in New Hampshire or SC.

Posted by: JAS at July 16, 2019 11:44 AM (I5SAg)

==========

He'll release a series of commercials of him with Obama in SC, expecting to win the whole state.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 11:45 AM (VyAV0)

282 233 I like to have fun at Mitt's expense, but he really is an odious phony and a creepy fraud.
The Squad made abject asses out of themselves yesterday and the president was clearly proven right in his taunts. That settled it.

But here comes Mitt with his virtue-signalling to "save the day." And you know what? It backfired because all the MSM can talk about now is how Romney walked away when asked if Trump's tweet's "were racist." They don't care that he tweeted criticism of Trump. It earned him NOTHING from the media--but it cost what precious little credibility he may sill have had.

He's an fake phony fraudulent goody-two-shoes, back-stabbing snake.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 16, 2019 11:36 AM (NFEMn)

And you're freaky-good at imitating him.

Props

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 16, 2019 11:45 AM (bcbK8)

283 Check Trump's tweet re McCarthy's statement.

That's how you do it, idiot GOPe.

Posted by: HA at July 16, 2019 11:45 AM (MAstk)

284 I think the makings of another summer of 68 are a possibility for 2020
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 16, 2019 11:43 AM (ti+mk)

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I hope so, but I would feel bad for the City of Milwaukee in that event... unlike '68, law enforcement in 2020 will back the rioters instead of suppressing them. They'll probably cause much more trouble and damage than the hippie shitstains in Chicago did.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2019 11:45 AM (AzW6q)

285 of all different races, colors and creeds or natural
origin


Did Mittens really say "natural," or was that a transcribing error?

(Not interested enough to check Romney's twits.)

After Mitt was defeated against Obama, I was kind-of happy for him and his family, that they wouldn't have to face years of post-Obama Romney Derangement Syndrome.

I am not so kind-hearted toward him anymore.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for psychedelic psketch at July 16, 2019 11:45 AM (nMj2X)

286 I'm in Kalifornia and scare the shit out of me. They proved that it worked here. Beyond their wildest dreams.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 16, 2019 11:32 AM (pw+jk)

Republicans should do ballot harvesting back, then. It's legal, then do it.


Unfortunately, the Republicans seem determine to sit around with their thumbs up their butts. Ballot harvesting was an *entirely* predictable consequence of Mexifornia's election "reforms," but Republicans did nothing.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 16, 2019 11:45 AM (O7MnT)

287 I did not know that either.
Pastors selling out to the government.
Ahhh...Revelations just got a bit more clear.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2019 11:41 AM (axyOa)

Most non Catholic Christian denominations tend to be subjected to secular authorities. In Germany, England, Sweden, the priests are state employees.

It's awfully hard to resist the state as a small regionalized organization.

Posted by: Someguy at July 16, 2019 11:46 AM (p997d)

288 Mitt Romney @ Twitter

The president's comments were destructive, demeaning and disunifying. The president has a unique and noble calling to unite the American people--of all different races, colors and creeds or natural origin. In that respect, the president failed badly.
People can disagree about politics, but to tell Americans to go back to where they came from is unseemly and over the line. And it sends the wrong message to our enemies that that we are disunited.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 16, 2019 11:22 AM (NFEMn)

so, who the hell got to ol mittens? changed his tune from yesterday...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 16, 2019 11:46 AM (8D42x)

289 because they believe their Brown Brothers will flock to them and grow their church.


***

How's that working out?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 16, 2019 11:46 AM (TWIWF)

290 273 I think the makings of another summer of 68 are a possibility for 2020
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 16, 2019 11:43 AM (ti+mk)

I'd settle for uninhibited hippie chicks with daddy issues.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 16, 2019 11:46 AM (RD7QR)

291 Yeah, Trump really stepped in it--they've gone from calling him a Nazi racist to calling him a racist Nazi.

He should have said nothing.

PS: Did you all forget that not too long ago there was a very popular country song about "America, love it or leave it?"
You know, very popular with the folks that swept Reagan to a 49 state landslide?
I'm sure they'll hang their heads in shame for such bad think and not vote at all, nope not at all. Calling them racist makes them stay home and hide.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 16, 2019 11:46 AM (k81AA)

292 I believe Biden is a weak, vulnerable candidate prone to mistakes and inconsistent in his positions. But I also believe it is a substantial mistake to underestimate him.

For Democrats, these races are not often about the candidate per se. They are contests Democrats play like a team sport. They turn on their machine and drive votes to the polls no matter who the candidate is. Add a significant amount of TDS, and things become a bit more energetic.

I suppose in the end the game never changes in the fact you have to amass enough votes to win. But to be frank, we're not very good at that. In fact,we had our asses handed to us because we were not prepared when Democrats moved onto new devices like vote harvesting and focusing on post election stealing of votes. So I have little faith in the Republican jalopy.

Trump may bring a lot of unknowns and firsts that make things hard to predict. I suppose in a sane world you could look at what he's done and stands for, as opposed to the other side, and believe this can't even be close. But the world is no longer sane and that people even lean towards what Democrats are peddling is frightening not just electorally, but to the future of our country.

In the end I believe very strongly that Trump will win. That right and good for the balance of our country will trample socialism, the Democrats loathing of America, their fondness for people who are not citizens, socialism, their shaming of success, a lack of family values, a fondness for killing the most vulnerable among us, big government, negative constitutional liberty and the destruction of individual rights. But if we treat this as something other than an existential battle, we will lose and lose big.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2019 11:46 AM (VpIIl)

293 Is not the unbearable pathos of romanticism contained in the image of Fred Durst recognizing himself in a hand mirror? Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments would play about my head, and sometimes I just might break your fuckin' face tonight.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 11:47 AM (oZ6kz)

294 It all depends on the super delegates.

On the second ballot, they're allowed to vote as they wish. Do they then vote as a block for an agreed upon candidate (like Kamala), or do they split across several forcing a third ballot?

If that third ballot comes up, I predict chaos to ensue, which is the perfect place for someone like Hillary to frame herself as a unity candidate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 11:27 AM (VyAV0)

The second ballot is where all the bribes surface. The third ballot is where Cankles points to the dead bodies. "Nice kneecaps you got there, bitch. It'd be a shame if they got broken and drowned in a toilet bowl."

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 11:47 AM (m79Dg)

295 Well tbf, Mormons are working the same angle as a lot of other Christian churches on the border stuff. The churchs are recruiting and also the feds underwrite those efforts bigly -- Obama monetized the process. The churches are getting as much money from the feds for immigrant work as they are in collections.
Posted by: simplemind at July 16, 2019 11:35 AM (Iqg12)


Reeeaaally??? Did not know that.... this would explain a whole lot then.......

Posted by: kraken at July 16, 2019 11:38 AM


There's a Jewish synagogue up the street that has a sign that they post "words of wisdom" or quotes from their bible every week or 2. They've been getting REALLY political lately. They "reached out" to their muslham "brothers" after the mosque shooting in New Zealand and now there's a quote about "accepting aliens because you were once an alien."

It's disgusting to me.

Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 11:47 AM (Zz0t1)

296 277 Someguy, yes, I've seen countless people in and out of the burn ward, but I keep touching the stove. Eventually I'm going to wise up.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 11:44 AM (oZ6kz)

Wise up or get lucky. It's a numbers game and the odds have never been so bad. We're all rooting for you though.

Posted by: Someguy at July 16, 2019 11:47 AM (p997d)

297 so, who the hell got to ol mittens? changed his tune from yesterday...

The whole lot of them couldn't wait to get to the mikes yesterday to denounce the President.. A bunch of fucking cowards

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2019 11:47 AM (O2RFr)

298 The Leadership of the Mormon Church in Salt Lake City, which is who chose Romney to be their Senator, and is the only body that Romney actually answers to anymore, is committed to Open Borders, because they believe their Brown Brothers will flock to them and grow their church.

Posted by: Tom Servo


Si senor. Let me check with what the pope says.

Posted by: Pedro at July 16, 2019 11:47 AM (0v57o)

299 I did not know that either.
Pastors selling out to the government.
Ahhh...Revelations just got a bit more clear.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2019 11:41 AM (axyOa)


This is why Minnesota cities have been flooded with Somalis in recent years. The churches, and I think primarily the Roman Catholic Church, were primarily responsible for that.

And, as one 'ette told me, most of the immigrants are surly Muslim a*holes who have no intention of assimilating. Probably should start taking bets on how soon before no-go zones start appearing in Minneapolis.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 16, 2019 11:47 AM (wo+B3)

300 Have a fine day, horde. And yes lurkerish rhymes with licorice.

Posted by: 40 miles north at July 16, 2019 11:47 AM (o2vOl)

301 actually, i think trump was simply inspired by his passionate patriotism, magnified by the presidency, to have at the people who tear down america.

but, now the "squad" are the victims of the crude racist bully, a role they relish.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 16, 2019 11:48 AM (Pg+x7)

302 Reeeaaally??? Did not know that.... this would explain a whole lot then......."

Yeah. It's been a racket for years. The so called "Volags" (voluntary agencies) have been milking the taxpayers bigley. Of the top 10, most collect over two thirds of their "income" from taxpayers...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2019 11:48 AM (6qErC)

303 I think Biden's polling now is as wrong as Jeb's was in 2015. It is name recognition. Biden leads with African American voters in a race with actual African Americans running against him. This will not obtain.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2019 11:48 AM (9VeU0)

304 Facebook suit getting grilled by Senate right now

Uh huh.. how many FB suits have been grilled including the big boy himself? NOTHING ever happens. Dog and pony show.

Posted by: jewells45 at July 16, 2019 11:48 AM (kG5hP)

305 Dem Socialists play the Long Game... his is known.... writing off 2020 to set the stage for the next big push is well within their world view....

Posted by: kraken at July 16, 2019 11:48 AM (bCLt0)

306 227 Shame, makes a man take things over
Shame, lets him loose, hard to swallow
Shame, puts you there where things are hollow
Shame
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2019 11:36 AM (JFO2v)

It's also part of the kink.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 11:48 AM (NWiLs)

307 Biden raised his hand for free healthcare for illegals. Either he thought the question was who wants pudding, or he's as anti-American as the rest of the commie swine
Posted by: Regular joe at July 16, 2019 11:37 AM (6/uwW)

I honestly thought Biden had trouble following along during that debate, which would explain his embarrassing "beat Trump in the election!" as his answer to first action as President.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 16, 2019 11:49 AM (Xqo6t)

308
It all depends on the super delegates.



On the second ballot, they're allowed to vote as they wish
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Just as on the first ballot.

Posted by: Undocumented at July 16, 2019 11:49 AM (5NMZN)

309 and now there's a quote about "accepting aliens because you were once an alien."
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No, I wasn't. Ever.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 16, 2019 11:49 AM (vg8iE)

310 Biden raised his hand for free healthcare for illegals. Either he thought the question was who wants pudding,
Posted by: Regular joe at July 16, 2019 11:37 AM


Ok, I'm officially in.

My current platform:
1. Free pudding cups for all Morons!
2. Ban obnoxious Kars for Kids commercials.

Posted by: Duncanthrax, jumping into the KlownKar at July 16, 2019 11:49 AM (wGYSf)

311 Yeah, Trump really stepped in it--they've gone from calling him a Nazi racist to calling him a racist Nazi.

"Racist" is like ketchup; you can put it on anything these days.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 16, 2019 11:49 AM (O7MnT)

312 Minnesota cities have been flooded with Somalis in recent years"

The Lutheran "refugee" services gets some 95% or more of it's funding from the taxpayers. Beats stumping from the collection plates.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2019 11:50 AM (6qErC)

313 "Racist" is like ketchup; you can put it on anything these days.
Especially hot dogs... Yum

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2019 11:50 AM (O2RFr)

314 Of course Hollywood loves aliens. They also love predators.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 11:50 AM (oZ6kz)

315 Shame, makes a man take things over
Shame, lets him loose, hard to swallow
Shame, puts you there where things are hollow
Shame
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2019 11:36 AM (JFO2v)


Isn't that a song by David Bowie?

Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 11:50 AM (Zz0t1)

316 309 and now there's a quote about "accepting aliens because you were once an alien."
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No, I wasn't. Ever.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 16, 2019 11:49 AM (vg8iE)

Hey hey HEY, I went to a lot of trouble to hijack this body!

Posted by: joncelli, totally not a reptilian at July 16, 2019 11:50 AM (RD7QR)

317 The Leadership of the Mormon Church in Salt Lake City, which is who chose Romney to be their Senator, and is the only body that Romney actually answers to anymore, is committed to Open Borders, because they believe their Brown Brothers will flock to them and grow their church.

Yup. That's why I'm Shinto now.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 16, 2019 11:51 AM (O7MnT)

318 ... but how about this - maybe trump has a victim complex, himself. maybe he prefers to be the point of all that media hate so he can pivot to his base and say "see what they do to me because i'm fighting for you?"

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 16, 2019 11:51 AM (Pg+x7)

319 313 "Racist" is like ketchup; you can put it on anything these days.
Especially hot dogs... Yum
Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2019 11:50 AM (O2RFr)


Now you've done it....

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2019 11:51 AM (9VeU0)

320 25>>>

Still thinking The Rock, if they recruit a celebrity.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 16, 2019 11:51 AM (6vQoN)

321 305 Dem Socialists play the Long Game... his is known.... writing off 2020 to set the stage for the next big push is well within their world view....
Posted by: kraken at July 16, 2019 11:48 AM (bCLt0)

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I think if they're writing off 2020, then it's an effort to wrest control of the Party from the other side.

The Activist Left seems to really want this win.

The Establishment seems a bit more muted on the matter.

I would be far from surprised if the Establishment was trying to give the race to the crazies in an effort to purge them from leadership within the party afterwards.

But the race is far too chaotic right now to think that's working. Obama left a power vacuum at the top of the party that was supposed to be filly by Hillary (fat joke implied). Since she failed miserably and Obama's making no effort to establish control, there is only chaos in its place.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 11:51 AM (VyAV0)

322 279 Summer of '69 was the hit.

Posted by: Brian Atoms at July 16, 2019 11:45 AM (5NMZN)


One of the best years of my life.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 16, 2019 11:51 AM (wo+B3)

323 Posted by: JoeF. at July 16, 2019 11:36 AM (NFEMn)

And you're freaky-good at imitating him.

Props
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


Yes he is. So much so, that when he started, I believed it.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2019 11:51 AM (0v57o)

324 so, who the hell got to ol mittens? changed his tune from yesterday...

The whole lot of them couldn't wait to get to the mikes yesterday to denounce the President.. A bunch of fucking cowards
Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2019 11:47 AM (O2RFr)

Joe F

Posted by: MAC SOG at July 16, 2019 11:51 AM (P4Pk9)

325 Utah was first to give illegals drivers license right?

Posted by: Yo! at July 16, 2019 11:52 AM (1XAal)

326
>>yeah, trump is mixing it up with the dems. but he entered a fight between dems that was becoming acrimonious and the media was picking sides. for once in the past 3 years trump wasn't the focus of universal hate... then he had to go tweet and unite the dems and media and just about everyone else against him once again.
>>i say it was an unnecessary move.


Because covering a cat fight in the democratic party is more important than bringing the publics attention to the horribly disgraceful things the broad squad has been saying about Americans.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 16, 2019 11:52 AM (TAmPV)

327 @realDonaldTrump

.....Congresswomen, who I truly believe, based on their actions, hate our Country. Get a list of the HORRIBLE things they have said. Omar is polling at 8%, Cortez at 21%. Nancy Pelosi tried to push them away, but now they are forever wedded to the Democrat Party. See you in 2020!

checkers

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2019 11:52 AM (K/2j/)

328 I've been informed I may have confused Fred Durst with Caliban. Common mistake.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 11:52 AM (oZ6kz)

329 Dems are not writing off 2020.

Posted by: Ha at July 16, 2019 11:52 AM (MAstk)

330 Well, it's important not to get too emotionally invested. Much like job interviews, being too invested will cause you to fuck up. It's ok to fuck up from time to time too, and it's never the end of the world(unless the chica is a murderer). You can always tell yourself you've got reasonable odds of not dying here, which means you always have another shot with other women.
Posted by: Someguy at July 16, 2019 11:36 AM (p997d)

Good advice. Not having someone to tell me this resulted in me entering into an ultimately ruinous marriage.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 11:52 AM (NWiLs)

331 And, as one 'ette told me, most of the immigrants are surly Muslim a*holes who have no intention of assimilating. Probably should start taking bets on how soon before no-go zones start appearing in Minneapolis.
Posted by: OregonMuse


Mall of America already is.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2019 11:52 AM (0v57o)

332 It's also part of the kink.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 11:48 AM (NWiLs)


The Kinks!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LemG0cvc4oU

Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 11:52 AM (Zz0t1)

333 I think The Rock likes being liked too much to get into politics.

This is what Trump excels at - he doesn't care if people dislike him.




Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2019 11:53 AM (9VeU0)

334 Take a look at the stuff Jesus said to the scribes and Pharisees, who were completely caught up in their hypocrisies. Then try to tell me that Trump is out of line when he calls out the Democrats and the media and other liars and haters.

Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2019 11:53 AM (4HMW8)

335 327 @realDonaldTrump

.....Congresswomen, who I truly believe, based on their actions, hate our Country. Get a list of the HORRIBLE things they have said. Omar is polling at 8%, Cortez at 21%. Nancy Pelosi tried to push them away, but now they are forever wedded to the Democrat Party. See you in 2020!

checkers
Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2019 11:52 AM (K/2j/)

Pro wrestling

Posted by: joncelli, totally not a reptilian at July 16, 2019 11:53 AM (RD7QR)

336 They had a segment sponsored by Vienna hot dogs on the morning news today, can anyone explain the Chicago dog?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 16, 2019 11:53 AM (ti+mk)

337 I do not believe for a second that the Dems will nominate that feeble old white man. I guarantee it will be a female. I'd be willing to put money on it.

Posted by: JROD at July 16, 2019 11:53 AM (mstQR)

338 >>>>Trump is so good at what he does, we think the explanation must be simple. Nope.
Posted by: ... at July 16, 2019 11:42 AM (JnsUB)


THIS! The people thinking he is just randomly picking battles aren't paying attention.

Posted by: Max Power at July 16, 2019 11:53 AM (QCc6B)

339 318 ... but how about this - maybe trump has a victim complex, himself. maybe he prefers to be the point of all that media hate so he can pivot to his base and say "see what they do to me because i'm fighting for you?"

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 16, 2019 11:51 AM (Pg+x7)

Nah, he pretty clearly loves people. Didn't spend his whole life trying to fight the beast, but he saw people getting crushed so he had to stand up.

Posted by: Someguy at July 16, 2019 11:54 AM (p997d)

340 336 They had a segment sponsored by Vienna hot dogs on the morning news today, can anyone explain the Chicago dog?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 16, 2019 11:53 AM (ti+mk)

It robs you at gunpoint for $2.50.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 11:54 AM (NWiLs)

341
They had a segment sponsored by Vienna hot dogs on the morning news today, can anyone explain the Chicago dog?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 16, 2019 11:53 AM (ti+mk)

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A mess.

Posted by: Undocumented at July 16, 2019 11:55 AM (5NMZN)

342 11-D Chess?

You're kidding, right?

Trump is playing tic-tac-toe, starting each game with grabbing the center square. Dems continue to be baffled.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for psychedelic psketch at July 16, 2019 11:55 AM (nMj2X)

343 can anyone explain the Chicago dog?"

Put lots o' stuff on it. It's good.
Or don't. That's also good.

Anyone fighting over hot dogs will find their hot dogs confiscated. And consumed.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2019 11:55 AM (6qErC)

344 I mean sure, every new day is another opportunity for the Cleveland Indians to realize the missing piece in their playoff runs has been needing a 31 year old local accountant to be their new GM, or for the Midvale School for Gifted Teenage Girls With Big Tits to inform me that I'm needed to judge a blowjob contest. I just try to be realistic.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 11:55 AM (oZ6kz)

345 I think The Rock likes being liked too much to get into politics.

This is what Trump excels at - he doesn't care if people dislike him.

Posted by: blaster


That's what GFY money buys.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2019 11:55 AM (0v57o)

346 What I love about Trump is that he has seized the initiative, and will not let it go....

Posted by: kraken at July 16, 2019 11:55 AM (bCLt0)

347 302 Reeeaaally??? Did not know that.... this would explain a whole lot then......."

Yeah. It's been a racket for years. The so called "Volags" (voluntary agencies) have been milking the taxpayers bigley. Of the top 10, most collect over two thirds of their "income" from taxpayers...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2019 11:48 AM (6qErC)


This flow of taxpayer monies directly to churches seems like a "very loud separation of church and state" lawsuit waiting to happen.

Where is the ACLU when you need them?

Waiting...

Waiting...

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 16, 2019 11:55 AM (wo+B3)

348 I mean sure, every new day is another opportunity for the Cleveland Indians to realize the missing piece in their playoff runs has been needing a 31 year old local accountant to be their new GM, or for the Midvale School for Gifted Teenage Girls With Big Tits to inform me that I'm needed to judge a blowjob contest. I just try to be realistic.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 11:55 AM


MONEYBALL!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 11:56 AM (Zz0t1)

349 Chicago dogs have the diced onions, right?

That works.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 16, 2019 11:56 AM (O8WFE)

350 Anyone fighting over hot dogs will find their hot dogs confiscated. And consumed.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2019 11:55 AM (6qErC)


With mustard. But no catsup.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 16, 2019 11:57 AM (wo+B3)

351 What scares me is the election beyond Trump. We had to essentially go outside the party to get him as a candidate. Trump isn't a Republican in the contemporary sense. Most of these current Republicans are double talking cowards. I only hope someone emerges during his next term that has some spine. There will never be another Trump, but we need someone with that level of courage and love of country.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2019 11:57 AM (VpIIl)

352
The favorite RINO buzz phrase for the week is " unforced error."

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 16, 2019 11:57 AM (TAmPV)

353 This flow of taxpayer monies directly to churches seems like a "very loud separation of church and state" lawsuit waiting to happen."

Well, it came from Congress in 80, so...

(thanks to pushing from Jimmeh "Killer Rabbit" Cahtah)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2019 11:57 AM (6qErC)

354 THIS! The people thinking he is just randomly picking battles aren't paying attention.Posted by: Max Power at July 16, 2019 11:53 AM (QCc6B)

Imagine... every single word he says, thing he does, decision he makes, and things his underlings do has the potential to bring down his entire presidency because his enemies are waiting for just ONE single misstep.

Yet people still think he doesn't have a shockingly detailed war strategy?

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2019 11:57 AM (JnsUB)

355 I did not know that either.
Pastors selling out to the government.
Ahhh...Revelations just got a bit more clear.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2019 11:41 AM (axyOa)

Most non Catholic Christian denominations tend to be subjected to secular authorities. In Germany, England, Sweden, the priests are state employees.

It's awfully hard to resist the state as a small regionalized organization.
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As always, if something is a problem, follow the money to find the root.

Posted by: simplemind at July 16, 2019 11:57 AM (Lez25)

356 But the race is far too chaotic right now to think that's working. Obama left a power vacuum at the top of the party that was supposed to be filly by Hillary (fat joke implied). Since she failed miserably and Obama's making no effort to establish control, there is only chaos in its place.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 11:51 AM (VyAV0)

Obama never had control. The Gay Mulatto was just window dressing.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 11:58 AM (m79Dg)

357 351 What scares me is the election beyond Trump

Yep. And the cold hard truth of how hard it is for the same party to win 3 in a row.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 16, 2019 11:58 AM (O8WFE)

358
Dems are not writing off 2020.
Posted by: Ha at July 16, 2019 11:52 AM (MAstk)

--------

Which Dems? I think the Party as a whole would like to win big in 2020. But I think Justice Dems have it in mind to simply sacrifice a few election cycles in order to consolidate control of the Dem Party, and force it into outright Maoism, against the day when they simply win by default (which will eventually happen, probably right after Trump).

Then they will have no impediment to the Plan.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2019 11:58 AM (AzW6q)

359 This flow of taxpayer monies directly to churches seems like a "very
loud separation of church and state" lawsuit waiting to happen.
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The ole' W. Bush FBIs for you.

Posted by: Undocumented at July 16, 2019 11:58 AM (5NMZN)

360 With mustard. But no catsup."

Ok, Ketchup. Whatever.

*contemplates a drive to the Bellville Meat Market*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2019 11:58 AM (6qErC)

361 I have wondered much that the Left has not went after Churches and their tax exempt status... lots of stuff to think about here for me, vis a vis this government money paid for " outreach".....

Posted by: kraken at July 16, 2019 11:58 AM (bCLt0)

362
Facebook suit getting grilled by Senate right now

Uh huh.. how many FB suits have been grilled including the big boy himself? NOTHING ever happens. Dog and pony show.
Posted by: jewells45


It's a nudge nudge wink wink game.
They pretend to grill them and they pretend to grovel.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2019 11:58 AM (aKsyK)

363 What the ancients called a clever fighter is one who not only wins, but excels in winning with ease. Hence his victories bring him neither reputation for wisdom nor credit for courage.

Posted by: Someguy at July 16, 2019 11:58 AM (p997d)

364 There's a Jewish synagogue up the street that has a sign that they post "words of wisdom" or quotes from their bible every week or 2. They've been getting REALLY political lately. They "reached out" to their muslham "brothers" after the mosque shooting in New Zealand and now there's a quote about "accepting aliens because you were once an alien."

-
I read something in some book sometime about not casting your pearls before swine.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 16, 2019 11:58 AM (+y/Ru)

365 This flow of taxpayer monies directly to churches seems like a "very loud separation of church and state" lawsuit waiting to happen."
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Yes and yet there seems to be a lack of consistency . . .

/sarc off

Posted by: simplemind at July 16, 2019 11:59 AM (5aPVF)

366 What scares me is the election beyond Trump. We had to essentially go outside the party to get him as a candidate. Trump isn't a Republican in the contemporary sense. Most of these current Republicans are double talking cowards. I only hope someone emerges during his next term that has some spine. There will never be another Trump, but we need someone with that level of courage and love of country.
Posted by: Marcus T



We are fucked in 2024. I don't see a firebrand on our bench.

Trump has been a delaying force.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2019 11:59 AM (0v57o)

367 Vibrancy update. I'm at Chick-fil-A for lunch. Ordered and went to the bathroom to wash my hands. The sink is covered in mud, someone apparently used it as a foot washing station. The manager gasped when I told her and immediately sent somebody to fix it.

Posted by: doomed at July 16, 2019 12:00 PM (LtAvX)

368 I tried playing 4D chess but I kept losing the pieces. I think I left them back in Wednesday.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 11:32 AM (oZ6kz)

========

If you play 2D chess in the Twilight Zone, is it actually 5D chess?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 11:32 AM (VyAV0)

only if you have a Golden Earring in...

*p.s. you're welcome for the earworm...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 16, 2019 12:00 PM (8D42x)

369 I wish Trump had started his tweets on the twats about how much their statements show their hate for America and if they don't love it they can leave it. Framing it as he did at the beginning started the narrative on a bad foot and I don't think it was a 3d chess move at all. I'd rather be able to just debate the anti Americanism instead of going through and defending why Trump wasn't being racist.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 12:00 PM (zFzxj)

370 Well, it won't work in 2024. But if you think Donald Trump is our last hope...

No....there is another...

*fade to shot of Barron*

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 12:00 PM (oZ6kz)

371
can anyone explain the Chicago dog?"

Put lots o' stuff on it. It's good.

Or don't. That's also good.

Anyone fighting over hot dogs will find their hot dogs confiscated. And consumed.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2019 11:55 AM (6qErC)


Did I just wander into Jonah Goldberg's twitter thread?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 12:00 PM (ptqGC)

372 I'm trying to figure out if Trump has managed to completely neuter Pelosi. For the moment .. yes

Posted by: SMOD at July 16, 2019 12:01 PM (QkjLD)

373 Those who argue about hot dog toppings will not get fruit cup.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 12:01 PM (oZ6kz)

374 366

We are fucked in 2024. I don't see a firebrand on our bench.

Trump has been a delaying force.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2019 11:59 AM (0v57o)

Yup, agree.... " apres Trump, le Deluge...."

Posted by: kraken at July 16, 2019 12:01 PM (bCLt0)

375 What scares me is the election beyond Trump. We had to essentially go outside the party to get him as a candidate. Trump isn't a Republican in the contemporary sense. Most of these current Republicans are double talking cowards. I only hope someone emerges during his next term that has some spine. There will never be another Trump, but we need someone with that level of courage and love of country.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2019 11:57 AM (VpIIl)


Donald Trump, Jr?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 16, 2019 12:01 PM (wo+B3)

376 We are fucked in 2024. I don't see a firebrand on our bench.

Best case scenario: Tom Cotton; Rick Scott
Likely Scenario: Nikki Haley
Worst Case Scenario: George P. Bush

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 16, 2019 12:01 PM (O7MnT)

377 With mustard. But no catsup.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 16, 2019 11:57 AM (wo+B3)

*hopes OM didn't see me putting catsup/ketchup on my hot dog at the MoMe*

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 16, 2019 12:01 PM (Ez6QX)

378 The sine quo non of a legitimate political party is to advance an agenda broadly supported by your voter base.


The key phrase is advance.


Sometimes when you advance you make mistakes but you cannot obtain your goals without advancing.


Trumps maxim is ABA, Always be advancing.


If your not advancing your stuck in place or being pushed back.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 16, 2019 12:01 PM (2JcMg)

379 Well, it won't work in 2024. But if you think Donald Trump is our last hope...

No....there is another...

*fade to shot of Barron*
Posted by: Broseidon


Barron is twelve. Do you think we can last 23 years of Occasional-Cortex and Bro-Fo in power?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2019 12:02 PM (0v57o)

380
Vibrancy update. I'm at Chick-fil-A for lunch. Ordered and went to the
bathroom to wash my hands. The sink is covered in mud, someone
apparently used it as a foot washing station. The manager gasped when I
told her and immediately sent somebody to fix it.

Posted by: doomed at July 16, 2019 12:00 PM (LtAvX)


Is Chick-fil-A haram?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 12:02 PM (ptqGC)

381 369...
Just stop! If you think for a MINUTE that the media/DNC complex would've framed it any other way, you need to go back to cuddling up with your Mitt Romney Cabbage Patch doll!

Posted by: WVinMN at July 16, 2019 12:02 PM (VBsD5)

382 336 They had a segment sponsored by Vienna hot dogs on the morning news today, can anyone explain the Chicago dog?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 16, 2019 11:53 AM (ti+mk)

Steamed poppy seed bun, vienna style dog, mustard, neon relish, onions, tomato, sport peppers. If you use ketchup, they deport you to Green Bay.

Posted by: Roy at July 16, 2019 12:02 PM (/RckA)

383 We are fucked in 2024. I don't see a firebrand on our bench.

Best case scenario: Tom Cotton; Rick Scott
Likely Scenario: Nikki Haley
Worst Case Scenario: George P. Bush
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Tanned, Ready and Rested!

Posted by: Mark Sanford at July 16, 2019 12:02 PM (hBSf5)

384 With mustard. But no catsup.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 16, 2019 11:57 AM (wo+B3)


What about Ketchup?

Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 12:02 PM (Zz0t1)

385 >>>Yep. And the cold hard truth of how hard it is for the same party to win 3 in a row.<<<
Never fear! The Cuck wing of the party is robust and meaty.

Posted by: Fritz at July 16, 2019 12:02 PM (2Mnv1)

386 373 Those who argue about hot dog toppings will not get fruit cup.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 12:01 PM (oZ6kz)
I don't need fruit cups where I'm going. *Sprays ketchup all over hoot dog buffet.*

Posted by: Someguy at July 16, 2019 12:02 PM (p997d)

387 373 Those who argue about hot dog toppings will not get fruit cup.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 12:01 PM (oZ6kz)


That's OK, I've always preferred cole slaw.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 16, 2019 12:02 PM (wo+B3)

388 Worst Case Scenario: George P. Bush
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo



Fuck that cocksucker.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2019 12:02 PM (0v57o)

389 367 Vibrancy update. I'm at Chick-fil-A for lunch. Ordered and went to the bathroom to wash my hands. The sink is covered in mud, someone apparently used it as a foot washing station. The manager gasped when I told her and immediately sent somebody to fix it.
Posted by: doomed at July 16, 2019 12:00 PM (LtAvX)

Is it a vibrant, urban community full of diversity?

Posted by: joncelli, totally not a reptilian at July 16, 2019 12:02 PM (RD7QR)

390 Nancy Pelosi tried to push them away, but now they are forever wedded to the Democrat Party. See you in 2020!
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I love when he needles. He really knows how to get under their thin little skins.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2019 12:03 PM (JnsUB)

391
Oh, Bill...

Don't ever change.

https://tinyurl.com/y4upvbum

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2019 12:03 PM (AzW6q)

392 We are fucked in 2024. I don't see a firebrand on our bench.

--------------------
Someone in some article somewhere was proposing Tom Cotton the other day. Ahhhh!

Posted by: Undocumented at July 16, 2019 12:03 PM (5NMZN)

393
I have wondered much that the Left has not went after Churches and their tax exempt status... lots of stuff to think about here for me, vis a vis this government money paid for " outreach".....

Posted by: kraken at July 16, 2019 11:58 AM (bCLt0)






Because most church/faith organizations are in fact leftist at this point. The rank and file might not be, but the church bureaucracy often is. Now that they've co-opted these organizations, there's no reason to try to cut off the flow of govt money to them.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 16, 2019 12:03 PM (veoSD)

394 Didn't it take about 23 years for the Rebels to defeat the Empire again? (You know, before we found out none of that mattered and the bad guys were still in charge)

Sometimes you must wait longer than you'd like for the child of prophecy to fulfill his destiny.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 12:03 PM (oZ6kz)

395 Barron von President

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 16, 2019 12:03 PM (O8WFE)

396 There's a Jewish synagogue up the street that has a sign that they post "words of wisdom" or quotes from their bible every week or 2. They've been getting REALLY political lately. They "reached out" to their muslham "brothers" after the mosque shooting in New Zealand and now there's a quote about "accepting aliens because you were once an alien."

--

While the muslims are preaching everyday Islam in their native tongue, and the aliens are breaking laws left and right and consuming the money that should be going to the needy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 16, 2019 12:04 PM (DIDiA)

397 Worst Case Scenario: George P. Bush
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo


No more Clinton.
No more Bush.
I'm tired of taking it
In the tush.

- Burma Shave

Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 12:04 PM (Zz0t1)

398 This flow of taxpayer monies directly to churches seems like a "very loud separation of church and state" lawsuit waiting to happen.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 16, 2019 11:55 AM (wo+B3)


The rules are simple:

Living out your genuine Christian faith in public violates the "separation of church and state."

Allowing a church to become dependent on or subject to the state is not "separation of church and state."

Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2019 12:04 PM (4HMW8)

399 Mall of America already is.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2019 11:52 AM (0v57o)

Traveled through the Minneapolis airport recently and was surprised at the demographic...uh, do no native Minnesotans want to work for the airport anymore?

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 16, 2019 12:04 PM (8/7u2)

400 Si senor. Let me check with what the pope says.
Posted by: Pedro at July 16, 2019 11:47 AM (0v57o)

It would surprise most people to know that Mexico has the most Mormon church members of any country outside the US - according to Wiki, almost 1.5 million in Mexico and growing very rapidly.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 12:05 PM (Kpl3J)

401 Trump Jr 2024. Already have the rally crowds, the incumbency advantage, tons of LEGAL intel on the opposition, and in my opinion a roaring economy like 88. I don't like dynasties either but this is a fight for our survival.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2019 12:05 PM (JnsUB)

402
Because most church/faith organizations are in fact leftist at this point. The rank and file might not be, but the church bureaucracy often is. Now that they've co-opted these organizations, there's no reason to try to cut off the flow of govt money to them.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur
=======
This ill tempered mutt knows too much!! Call out the assassins!

Posted by: sinister forces at July 16, 2019 12:05 PM (Lez25)

403 Traveled through the Minneapolis airport recently and was surprised at the demographic...uh, do no native Minnesotans want to work for the airport anymore?
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 16, 2019 12:04 PM (8/7u2)


RACIST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)

404 don't Mormons believe Jesus came to North America ... after his resurrection or something? So of course they should love the tribal people that were here then, since they merited JC's special handling. ... but I'd have to review the South Park episode of what they really believe.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 16, 2019 12:05 PM (Cus5s)

405 389

Some areas are. This could have been some hipstertard rinsing his Pumas. No way hands did that.

Posted by: doomed at July 16, 2019 12:05 PM (QGRej)

406 Someone in some article somewhere was proposing Tom Cotton the other day. Ahhhh!

Posted by: Undocumented at July 16, 2019 12:03 PM (5NMZN)

Cotton? Dat be raciz!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 12:05 PM (m79Dg)

407 395 Barron von President
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 16, 2019 12:03 PM (O8WFE)

Lord Barron of Manhattan, Baron of the Border Marches, First Lord of the Space Force, Duke of the Liberated West

Posted by: joncelli, totally not a reptilian at July 16, 2019 12:06 PM (RD7QR)

408 @IvanPentchoukov 3 minutes ago

Women were the source of more than 50 percent of the donations to the @realDonaldTrump campaign in Q1 of 2019, up from 25 percent in the 2016 election, according to @parscale.

Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 12:06 PM (cF8AT)

409 How is Weinersnitzel still in business? The blow and suck, but serve beer. Ahhh question answered.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 16, 2019 12:06 PM (ti+mk)

410 I tried playing 4D chess but I kept losing the pieces. I think I left them back in Wednesday.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 11:32 AM (oZ6kz)



Better than leaving them in Pugsley

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 16, 2019 12:06 PM (kw5n8)

411
Because most church/faith organizations are in fact leftist at this point. The rank and file might not be, but the church bureaucracy often is. Now that they've co-opted these organizations, there's no reason to try to cut off the flow of govt money to them.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 16, 2019 12:03 PM (veoSD)

It must be remembered that the Pharisees were mom and pop pastors. The Sadducees were the aristocrats. Human nature being what it is, things tend to repeat.

Posted by: Someguy at July 16, 2019 12:06 PM (p997d)

412 pfffttt - 2024 again. Let's get through 2020 before we start all that, please?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 12:07 PM (Kpl3J)

413 can anyone explain the Chicago dog?

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Chicago was a major center for the meatpacking industry. They need something to do with all the waste bits.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 16, 2019 12:07 PM (xfb67)

414
We are fucked in 2024. I don't see a firebrand on our bench.


I'm hoping we won't need a firebrand in 2024.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 16, 2019 12:07 PM (TAmPV)

415
Traveled through the Minneapolis airport recently and was surprised
at the demographic...uh, do no native Minnesotans want to work for the
airport anymore?

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 16, 2019 12:04 PM (8/7u2)


Just today, a young Prog wrote an article in our fish wrap about his visit to Minneapolis, and how he wishes Savannah could be more like it. I guess we still don't have enough "diversity."


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 12:07 PM (ptqGC)

416 397 Worst Case Scenario: George P. Bush
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo


Who's the Congressman who has the eye patch from losing his eye in Iraq/ Afghanistan? He's great

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2019 12:07 PM (O2RFr)

417 I'm old enough to remember when only black churches could be openly and constantly political without needing to worry about their tax-exempt status.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 16, 2019 12:07 PM (DIDiA)

418 Barron will need a full procession to carry the banner with all his titles printed on it.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 12:08 PM (oZ6kz)

419 379 Well, it won't work in 2024. But if you think Donald Trump is our last hope...

No....there is another...

*fade to shot of Barron*
Posted by: Broseidon


Barron is twelve. Do you think we can last 23 years of Occasional-Cortex and Bro-Fo in power?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2019 12:02 PM (0v57o)

How much ammo do you have?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 16, 2019 12:08 PM (bcbK8)

420 Last time I was at Wrigley Field a few years back I ordered three Chicago dogs and was handed three plain dogs in poppy seed buns and pointed to the adjacent condiment bar which, granted, had all the usual Chicago dog fixings but when the f*ck did you have to start making your own Chicago dog? At Wrigley of all places.

Posted by: jhawk90 at July 16, 2019 12:08 PM (Xvo1a)

421 Chicago was a major center for the meatpacking industry. They need something to do with all the waste bits.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 16, 2019 12:07 PM (xfb67)


Now South Bend holds that title. Or the Castro District.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 16, 2019 12:08 PM (NWiLs)

422 don't Mormons believe Jesus came to North America ... after his resurrection or something? So of course they should love the tribal people that were here then, since they merited JC's special handling. ... but I'd have to review the South Park episode of what they really believe.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 16, 2019 12:05 PM (Cus5s)


I thought Mormanism was just some made up shit by some guy named Steve or something. Similar to Scientology and islham.

Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 12:08 PM (Zz0t1)

423 Who's the Congressman who has the eye patch from losing his eye in Iraq/ Afghanistan? He's great

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2019 12:07 PM (O2RFr)


Dan Crenshaw. Rowrrrrr!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 12:08 PM (ptqGC)

424 How much ammo do you have?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


Not that much.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2019 12:08 PM (0v57o)

425 The slogans write themselves.

PICK COTTON

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2019 12:08 PM (JnsUB)

426 Traveled through the Minneapolis airport recently and was surprised at the emographic...uh, do no native Minnesotans want to work for the airport anymore?

I traveled back through Dulles a couple of weeks ago. If you had told me after 9/11 that within 20 years, all the security at DC's major international airport would be wearing hijabs and taking five prayer rug breaks per day.... I actually totally would have believed you.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 16, 2019 12:09 PM (O7MnT)

427 414
We are fucked in 2024. I don't see a firebrand on our bench.

I'm hoping we won't need a firebrand in 2024.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 16, 2019 12:07 PM (TAmPV)

Dan Crenshaw

Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 12:09 PM (cF8AT)

428 384 With mustard. But no catsup.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at July 16, 2019 11:57 AM (wo+B3)

What about Ketchup?
Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 12:02 PM (Zz0t1)


Catsup. Ketchup is for soy boys. And cucks.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at July 16, 2019 12:09 PM (wo+B3)

429 This date in history - John (Jan) Sobieski begins to collect troops and cavalry for the relief of Vienna. Would take about a month before the massive force was combined and prepared to move out (mid August).

1683. Two years after the founding of Philadelphia...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2019 12:09 PM (6qErC)

430 Traveled through the Minneapolis airport recently and was surprised
at the demographic...uh, do no native Minnesotans want to work for the
airport anymore?

Had relatives in that area... Had to visit towards the end of her life... Got to know her friends.. They were definitely dyed in the wool Socialists... Anyway they hated the Somalis

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2019 12:09 PM (O2RFr)

431
Barron will need a full procession to carry the banner with all his titles printed on it.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 12:08 PM (oZ6kz)


The Duke of New York

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 16, 2019 12:09 PM (TAmPV)

432 400 Si senor. Let me check with what the pope says.
Posted by: Pedro at July 16, 2019 11:47 AM (0v57o)

It would surprise most people to know that Mexico has the most Mormon church members of any country outside the US - according to Wiki, almost 1.5 million in Mexico and growing very rapidly.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 12:05 PM (Kpl3J)

Brazil also had some prosperity church thing become huge. Most South American Catholics aren't on average super Catholic or well catechized, in many areas it's basically syncretic with local pagan beliefs. This can lead to some very odd combinations.

Posted by: Someguy at July 16, 2019 12:09 PM (p997d)

433 Crenshaw is definitely building a brand. I still see him as a bit of a fantasy pick right now, but he may be very strong by 2024.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 16, 2019 12:09 PM (oZ6kz)

434 Who's the Congressman who has the eye patch from losing his eye in Iraq/ Afghanistan? He's great
Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2019 12:07 PM (O2RFr)


Dan Crenshaw of Texas.

Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 12:09 PM (Zz0t1)

435 I'd rather be able to just debate the anti Americanism instead of going through and defending why Trump wasn't being racist.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 16, 2019 12:00 PM (zFzxj)

Don't waste your time debating with the brain dead. Just laugh at them.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 12:09 PM (m79Dg)

436 Chicago was a major center for the meatpacking industry.

Which is why Obama moved there.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 16, 2019 12:09 PM (O7MnT)

437 Women were the source of more than 50 percent of the donations to the @realDonaldTrump campaign in Q1 of 2019, up from 25 percent in the 2016 election, according to @parscale.
=====
the border stuff the media defending MS 13

the opioid crisis - so many people effected or know someone who has been effected

they saw through the attempted take down of Kavanaugh and are now skeptical about all the stuff they heard/hear about Trump

Ka Looo SHUN - fail

the positive economic news

the stability in the world

yes, he'll do much better with the ladies.

Posted by: simplemind at July 16, 2019 12:10 PM (5aPVF)

438
Mall of America already is.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2019 11:52 AM (0v57o)

Traveled through the Minneapolis airport recently and was surprised at the demographic...uh, do no native Minnesotans want to work for the airport anymore?

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 16, 2019 12:04 PM (8/7u2)






I've always suspected that there was a concerted Deep State effort after 9/11 to hire mohammedans into airport service positions. Mostly to thumb a nose at any red-blooded American (of any color).

Virtually every major airport I've been through in the past 20 years has looked like Bakara Market in Mog.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 16, 2019 12:10 PM (veoSD)

439
Dan Crenshaw

Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 12:09 PM (cF8AT)


Yes.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 16, 2019 12:10 PM (TAmPV)

440 Which is why Obama moved there.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 16, 2019 12:09 PM (O7MnT)


He moved there for the fudge packing.

Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 12:10 PM (Zz0t1)

441 Just today, a young Prog wrote an article in our fish wrap about his visit to Minneapolis, and how he wishes Savannah could be more like it. I guess we still don't have enough "diversity."

--

I drove through Savannah just a few weeks ago and remember thinking to myself that it was a beautiful place but needed more women with genitals mutilated for their religion and who now had to cover everything except their eyes because they were shameful hussies.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 16, 2019 12:10 PM (DIDiA)

442 As far as Im concerned, Mormonism IS a bunch of made up shit.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2019 12:10 PM (NA4vJ)

443 I'll bet every one of the heads on The View today was in flames.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 12:10 PM (ptqGC)

444 A lot of so-called Democrats think Joe is a great guy. Really, he was Obama's Vice President and all that.

I think he's a doddering dunce. He was always kind of a loud-mouthed dummy. But....Delaware, and all that.

Maybe America has gotten dumb enough, and stupid enough, that it is now ....Biden time. Now is the time for a dumb guy from Delaware that is getting senile to run for President. Yay?

Kind of like a harbinger of "Idiocracy".

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 16, 2019 12:11 PM (vcOmj)

445 It would surprise most people to know that Mexico has the most Mormon church members of any country outside the US - according to Wiki, almost 1.5 million in Mexico and growing very rapidly.

Also, if current trends continue, Japan will be majority Mormon in 300 years. That would make for some critical mass weirdness.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 16, 2019 12:11 PM (O7MnT)

446 Bernie polling at 10% in NH sounds berry, berry bad for him.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 16, 2019 12:11 PM (hjaPQ)

447 Well, it won't work in 2024. But if you think Donald Trump is our last hope...

No....there is another...

*fade to shot of Barron*
Posted by: Broseidon


Barron is twelve. Do you think we can last 23 years of Occasional-Cortex and Bro-Fo in power?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2019 12:02 PM (0v57o)



That's under the old Constitution. Octavian Augustus Barron will not be so restrained.

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 16, 2019 12:11 PM (c04Om)

448 What are the ingredients for neon green relish exactly?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 16, 2019 12:11 PM (ti+mk)

449 a young Prog wrote an article in our fish wrap about his visit to Minneapolis, and how he wishes Savannah could be more like it."

F'ing freezing several months out of the year? WTF?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2019 12:11 PM (6qErC)

450 A hot president with an eye patch would be cool.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 12:11 PM (ptqGC)

451 407>>>

Barron must become a Sandworm before he is ready to rule.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 16, 2019 12:11 PM (6vQoN)

452 I have wondered much that the Left has not went after Churches and their tax exempt status... lots of stuff to think about here for me, vis a vis this government money paid for " outreach".....
Posted by: kraken at July 16, 2019 11:58 AM (bCLt0)

The money for refugees is not being sent directly to churches, i.e. church treasuries. The churches set up an outside program under a 501 c to accept federal funds and contributions to their refugee resettlement program. They then work with the Fed govt to bring "refugees" into the USA, directly to their shelters, who then house them in contracted apartments. work with existing state govt to get them signed up for everything from food stamps, to utility vouchers to enrollment in school for children, daycare, etc. Until those things are in place( they can get these govt programs because the are considered REFUGEES, not illegals) the church pays for all their needs via the govt funds they are receiving into the 501.

There are locations in Columbus Ohio where virtually the entire residential population are Somalis. Some here remember the Somali 20 something who was attending Ohio State on the taxpayer dime who drove onto campus one day, jumped out of his car and started slashing people with a large knife. Fortunately, campus police officer shot him dead within a few minutes of the 911 call.

This Somali had come here with his mother and half a dozen siblings via a church refugee program, just a couple of years before. The entire family was in free apartment housing , with all needs being financial covered. The knifer had amazingly , earned a two year community college degree in the two years he had been in the country, and had been accepted to finish a 4 year degree at OSU. Seemed quite miraculous to me, but I guess schools in Somalia are way ahead of US HS, so this guy must have been very advanced, including in English to have arrived and earned a two year degree immediately. ( sarc).


The left, Democrats and leftist churches are all in this together. It's why no peep from the ACLU or Democrats in general.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 16, 2019 12:12 PM (FMlhO)

453 but when the f*ck did you have to start making your own Chicago dog? At Wrigley of all places.

Posted by: jhawk90 at July 16, 2019 12:08 PM (Xvo1a)

--

Imagine how much more it would cost.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - New AIDS cases in '99 = 40K/yr. New HIV cases each year since? Take a guess at July 16, 2019 12:12 PM (DIDiA)

454 448 What are the ingredients for neon green relish exactly?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 16, 2019 12:11 PM (ti+mk)

normal relish with blue food coloring added.

Posted by: Roy at July 16, 2019 12:12 PM (/RckA)

455 We had a yellow lab that was just like this....

https://tinyurl.com/yyakghbe

Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 12:12 PM (cF8AT)

456 F'ing freezing several months out of the year? WTF?

And humid and mosquitoes the size of buzzards

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2019 12:12 PM (O2RFr)

457 Virtually every major airport I've been through in the past 20 years has looked like Bakara Market in Mog.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 16, 2019 12:10 PM

---

Dallas isn't that way. Neither is Columbus Ohio but I wouldn't call that a major airport.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 16, 2019 12:13 PM (JUOKG)

458 It would surprise most people to know that Mexico has the most Mormon church members of any country outside the US - according to Wiki, almost 1.5 million in Mexico and growing very rapidly.

Also, if current trends continue, Japan will be majority Mormon in 300 years. That would make for some critical mass weirdness.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo



81% of Mexico is Catholic. Long row to hoe.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2019 12:13 PM (0v57o)

459 "Diversity" is probably the most racist word imaginable right now.

Posted by: Max Power at July 16, 2019 12:13 PM (QCc6B)

460 I thought Mormanism was just some made up shit by some guy named Steve or something. Similar to Scientology and islham.
Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 12:08 PM (Zz0t1)

My name was Joseph and I made up that shit! OK, Brigham helped a little.--Joseph "Packed Opium Pipe" Smith.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 12:13 PM (m79Dg)

461 The upkeep of all these illegals has become another ridiculous government contract boondoggle, just like disaster relief, transportation, and defense.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 16, 2019 12:13 PM (xfb67)

462 A hot president with an eye patch would be cool.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2019 12:11 PM (ptqGC)


The fact that he can kill anyone with a paperclip in 3 seconds makes it that much better.

Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 12:13 PM (Zz0t1)

463 448 What are the ingredients for neon green relish exactly?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 16, 2019 12:11 PM (ti+mk)

Polonium is second on the list of ingredients.

Posted by: joncelli, totally not a reptilian at July 16, 2019 12:13 PM (RD7QR)

464 Of all the people in the world, the Government chose to import Somalians.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 16, 2019 12:14 PM (O7MnT)

465 451 407>>>

Barron must become a Sandworm before he is ready to rule.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 16, 2019 12:11 PM (6vQoN)

So long as he rolls over Chuck Schumer I'm comfortable with that.

Posted by: joncelli, totally not a reptilian at July 16, 2019 12:14 PM (RD7QR)

466 "I'm going to stick with my belief, of a celebrity candidate emerging, perhaps late in the process, and being anointed as the uniter to counteract Trump's divisiveness."


Then I'll stick with my belief that such an action would be the most divisive thing any political party in the USA in this age can do. The smoke-filled room days of the conventions are over, it is the primary/caucus system that provides the nominee with legitimacy. After all of those months of campaigning and voting, volunteering time and donating money, and then a bunch of guys you probably never heard of swoop in at the big party and say - "Just kidding, the nominee is going to be (fill in name here) because we say so. Thanks for all of your hard work and don't forget to vote." and that is going to go down with nary a murmur?

It would be Chicago 1968 with the protestors outside whispering to each other "Look at those old guys and gals throw down!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 16, 2019 12:14 PM (hLRSq)

467 I like Tom Cotton.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2019 12:15 PM (NA4vJ)

468 This Somali had come here with his mother and half a dozen siblings via a church refugee program, just a couple of years before. The entire family was in free apartment housing , with all needs being financial covered. The knifer had amazingly , earned a two year community college degree in the two years he had been in the country, and had been accepted to finish a 4 year degree at OSU. Seemed quite miraculous to me, but I guess schools in Somalia are way ahead of US HS, so this guy must have been very advanced, including in English to have arrived and earned a two year degree immediately. ( sarc).


The left, Democrats and leftist churches are all in this together. It's why no peep from the ACLU or Democrats in general.
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Right. A problem this big, didn't get this big by accident. It got that way by design.

Posted by: simplemind at July 16, 2019 12:15 PM (5aPVF)

469 Roy #382:
can anyone explain the Chicago dog?...

Steamed poppy seed bun, vienna style dog, mustard, neon relish, onions, tomato, sport peppers. If you use ketchup, they deport you to Green Bay.


Milady the native Chicagoan adds: celery salt.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for psychedelic psketch at July 16, 2019 12:15 PM (cGpV0)

470 Dallas isn't that way. Neither is Columbus Ohio but I wouldn't call that a major airport.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 16, 2019 12:13 PM (JUOKG)


DFW Airport security isn't that way, but if you need assistance with your baggage in the baggage claim area, there are a whole bunch of barely speaking English Africans willing to try.

Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 12:15 PM (Zz0t1)

471 It will be all over when the Legions of the Space Force declare for Barron Star Khan.

He who holds the high ground holds all.

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 16, 2019 12:15 PM (c04Om)

472 Someone called the 4 Gals the Jihad Squad.. That's pretty good

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2019 12:15 PM (O2RFr)

473 443 I'll bet every one of the heads on The View today was in flames.

I want literal flames, then I will gladly tune in!

(Love Chris "Mr. Reagan" Kohl's youtube takedowns of The View. He's teasing a new one coming soon.)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 16, 2019 12:15 PM (O8WFE)

474 I like the idea of a Sean Duffy, Josh Hawley or John James for candidate in 2024... all from midwestern states where its looking like the future of Republican electoral growth will be.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 16, 2019 12:15 PM (Xqo6t)

475 451 407>>>

Barron must become a Sandworm before he is ready to rule.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 16, 2019 12:11 PM (6vQoN)

Ew. Hard pass.

That was the weirdest/worst part of the series.

If we don't count the Honored Matres.

And the Gholas.

And the Axtol breeding....you know what, there's a lot of weird and wrong things in the later Dune books.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 16, 2019 12:15 PM (bcbK8)

476 Also, if current trends continue, Japan will be majority Mormon in 300 years. That would make for some critical mass weirdness.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 16, 2019 12:11 PM (O7MnT)

Yeah, but if current trends continue, in 300 years the Mormons will be a majority in Japan while only having 500 members total there.

of course the AI's will have been running Japan for a long time by then.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 12:16 PM (Kpl3J)

477 I agree that it's not 11d chess or anything that crazy. It's a simple, effective plan. He fights back and keeps his enemies angry. In their anger, they make poor decisions and hurt themselves.

The fact that we haven't had a politician who can pull off this level of basic strategy since Reagan is a scathing condemnation of the entire Republican Party.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 16, 2019 12:16 PM (J+mig)

478 Dude was selling loosies.


And plastic drinking straws!

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 16, 2019 12:16 PM (88+cf)

479 469 Roy #382:
can anyone explain the Chicago dog?...

Steamed poppy seed bun, vienna style dog, mustard, neon relish, onions, tomato, sport peppers. If you use ketchup, they deport you to Green Bay.

Milady the native Chicagoan adds: celery salt.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for psychedelic psketch at July 16, 2019 12:15 PM (cGpV0)

And they're delicious. I am a recent convert. Though I take the peppers off.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 16, 2019 12:16 PM (bcbK8)

480 > yes, he'll do much better with the ladies.

Something may really be happening there.

A couple of weeks ago my my wife (who is not interested in politics and gets her news through Facebook) says, "I can't understand why anybody would want to be a feminist."

Somehow after all the #metoo messaging, she ended up thinking that feminists are out to destroy men.

(We have two boys, which is probably why.)

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at July 16, 2019 12:16 PM (sGnvY)

481 Virtually every major airport I've been through in the past 20 years has looked like Bakara Market in Mog.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 16, 2019 12:10 PM

I just went through Detroit Metro and Atlanta and no, they didn't look like Mogadishu.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 16, 2019 12:17 PM (hLRSq)

482
Steamed poppy seed bun, vienna style dog, mustard, neon relish, onions, tomato, sport peppers. If you use ketchup, they deport you to Green Bay.

Milady the native Chicagoan adds: celery salt.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for psychedelic psketch at July 16, 2019 12:15 PM (cGpV0)


I thought they threw a cucumber wedge in as well.

Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)

483 And the Axtol breeding....you know what, there's a lot of weird and wrong things in the later Dune books.
=======
Cause heart plugs were passť?

Posted by: simplemind at July 16, 2019 12:17 PM (hBSf5)

484 I fly out of Denver on the reg. That airport is a general pain in the ass*, but the TSA is pretty decent there. Or I just have good luck there.

* (plus the cursed blue bronco statue)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 16, 2019 12:17 PM (O8WFE)

485 concerted Deep State effort after 9/11 to hire mohammedans into airport service positions."

"Deep"??

Heck no. It was out in the open. The DC (DCA, IAD, BWI) authority went out of their way to open jobs for "refugees" and "displaced". Thanks, Bush!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2019 12:18 PM (6qErC)

486 Somehow after all the #metoo messaging, she ended up thinking that feminists are out to destroy men.

(We have two boys, which is probably why.)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at July 16, 2019 12:16 PM (sGnvY)


She's not wrong.

Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

487 That's because feminist nowadays means female communist. Advocating for women is only occasionally consistent with communist agitprop.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 16, 2019 12:18 PM (xfb67)

488 Chicago was a major center for the meatpacking industry.

Which is why Obama moved there.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 16, 2019 12:09 PM (O7MnT)
*********
That is Fudge Packing your thinking of

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 16, 2019 12:19 PM (BqBId)

489 Somehow after all the #metoo messaging, she ended up thinking that feminists are out to destroy men.

(We have two boys, which is probably why.)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at July 16, 2019 12:16 PM (sGnvY)


Don't they also have the biggest waste of real estate with that solar farm? Be proud.

Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)

490 Sign outside the vet's office "It's all fun and games until someone ends up in a cone!"

Posted by: Larry Geiger at July 16, 2019 12:19 PM (d3f0v)

491 Re: John McCornyn
has anybody heard anything except his typical mewling about comity, working together and not accepting Trump's behavior?

Posted by: DanMan at July 16, 2019 12:19 PM (XTiHL)

492 Of all the people in the world, the Government chose to import Somalians.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 16, 2019 12:14 PM (O7MnT)

Oh, come on! Somalian food is the bestest!. Wait. That's Ethiopian. Somalian food is dog shit on a bed of sand. But, that's beside the point. We need to darken the complexion of America so it can be like that paradise South Africa.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 12:19 PM (m79Dg)

493 Strangely, my DIL is raising two darling little boys. She does not seem to hate them. Though, when pushed to her limit, she whacks!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2019 12:19 PM (NA4vJ)

494 I just went through Detroit Metro and Atlanta and no, they didn't look like Mogadishu."

Mogadishu's nicer.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2019 12:19 PM (6qErC)

495 Yeah, but if current trends continue, in 300 years the Mormons will be a majority in Japan while only having 500 members total there.

of course the AI's will have been running Japan for a long time by then.
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but you'll still be able to buy panties out of a vending machine . . .

Posted by: the japanese are deeply strange at July 16, 2019 12:19 PM (5aPVF)

496
Somehow after all the #metoo messaging, she ended up thinking that feminists are out to destroy men.


BREAKING NEWS: Women like men.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 16, 2019 12:19 PM (TAmPV)

497 Rush to review the press conference from "The Squeef" yesterday.

Posted by: Sponge at July 16, 2019 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

498 487 That's because feminist nowadays means female communist. Advocating for women is only occasionally consistent with communist agitprop.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 16, 2019 12:18 PM (xfb67)

That's why feminism eventually had to evolve into man-hatred: because just getting the vote and equal rights wasn't revolutionary enough for the left.

Posted by: joncelli, totally not a reptilian at July 16, 2019 12:20 PM (RD7QR)

499 They cover themselves because men can't stop themselves from sexual attacks. It has nothing to do with the babe. The real rule is that only blood - related male relatives can see your face. So you can tell all your pals that your wife looks like Miss Mogadishu and no one can dispute your claim.

Posted by: Bob Kraft at July 16, 2019 12:20 PM (W/Wwi)

500 Nood taters

Posted by: bananaDream at July 16, 2019 12:20 PM (mOm81)

501 I fly out of Denver on the reg. That airport is a
general pain in the ass*, but the TSA is pretty decent there. Or I just
have good luck there.



* (plus the cursed blue bronco statue)





Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 16, 2019 12:17 PM (O8WFE)

They have City Wok there!Chitty chicken, chitty rice, chitty egg roll.

Posted by: Archer at July 16, 2019 12:20 PM (gmo/4)

502 Chicago was a major center for the meatpacking industry.

Which is why Obama moved there.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 16, 2019 12:09 PM (O7MnT)

He thought they said fudgepacking industry.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 16, 2019 12:20 PM (m79Dg)

503 Ace is up. Also, he's awake.

Posted by: joncelli, totally not a reptilian at July 16, 2019 12:21 PM (RD7QR)

504 The maxim Trump follows is "L'audace, l'audace, toujours, l'audace!"

audacity - fast, open, obnoxious, surprising, it always disturbs everyone who thinks everything should be carefully measured and calculated first.

It also keeps everyone guessing and jumping, and having to react on the fly. And someone who likes to operate that way is always going to have an advantage over those that don't. Maybe he'll make mistakes - but for every mistake, he'll have a success, and he'll have 10 successes for every One that someone more careful would have had.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2019 11:10 AM (Kpl3J)


I see this like a boxing match: you don't win by taking punches, you win by landing them. Sure, you'll get tagged occasionally too, but that's a given. If your opponent is on the wrong end of the leather too many times, you win.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 16, 2019 12:21 PM (JaCRW)

505 illiniwek #404:
don't Mormons believe Jesus came to North America ... after his resurrection or something?...

I don't know much about the Book of Mormon, but I always liked that idea. Sounds like something Jesus would do, visiting his most remote earthly children once liberated from the flesh. Christian missionaries wouldn't be reaching them for a while....

Ace is up and snarking
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=382294

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for psychedelic psketch at July 16, 2019 12:21 PM (cGpV0)

506 you know how you get $500,000 in student loan debt 10 years after? by borrowing $250,000 and not making any payments. she'll be $1,000,000 in debt before long.

quick, let's make taxpayers give this woman a half million dollar gift!

Posted by: x at July 16, 2019 12:21 PM (nFwvY)

507 I'm selling and moving at the right time, California discovered that they can make you register your mobile home like your car. The fee people out of state tell me they pay are ridiculous low amounts

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 16, 2019 12:21 PM (ti+mk)

508 I am a Bene Gesserit witch with sever learning disabilities.

Posted by: Little Lupe at July 16, 2019 12:21 PM (vtcmf)

509 (plus the cursed blue bronco statue)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 16, 2019 12:17 PM (O8WFE)

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It is cursed. It even killed its own creator.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 16, 2019 12:22 PM (AzW6q)

510 Dude was selling loosies.

Once you become a "usual suspect" it's very difficult to stop being considered one.

Posted by: Chuck C at July 16, 2019 12:23 PM (vllms)

511 Don't get me started on the CLS.

Posted by: Ass Chum at July 16, 2019 12:24 PM (W/Wwi)

512 just went through Detroit Metro and Atlanta and no, they didn't look like Mogadishu."

Mogadishu's nicer.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 16, 2019 12:19 PM (6qErC)


Metro's pretty good. Atlanta is a zoo.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 16, 2019 12:24 PM (hLRSq)

513 Jen the original at July 16, 2019 12:12 PM (FMlhO)

Don't forget about the machete attack at the Nazareth restaurant. My son was fussy that night and I decided not to get some coffee from Tim Horton's I just got home and I heard all kinds of sirens.

The plot to Blow up Easton Mall because because it's owned by Les Wexner a Jew.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 16, 2019 12:24 PM (dKiJG)

514 510 Dude was selling loosies.

Once you become a "usual suspect" it's very difficult to stop being considered one.

Posted by: Chuck C at July 16, 2019 12:23 PM (vllms)

Something to keep in mind as the Democrats try to make us bad guys via the first and second boxes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 16, 2019 12:27 PM (bcbK8)

515 101 The problem with most leftist celebrities as candidates ...

they don't want to give up their life of leisure (and lewdness) ...

they don't want to be controlled by DeepState ...

they don't want to risk the possible government or civil suit attacks on their great wealth ... (seeing attacks on Trump)

they don't want to run and be exposed as ignorant on most issues, snark from the sidelines is easier ....
Posted by: illiniwek at July 16, 2019 11:16 AM (Cus5s)


Socrates was wrong: the unexamined life is damned well worth living, as far as they're concerned.

Imagine ANY celebrity getting Kavanaughed. Imagine the crap that would come out. And you KNOW Trump would go for the throat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 16, 2019 12:32 PM (JaCRW)

516 Is there any way we could ensure the democrats went to their convention with three candidates in a statistical tie? I want to go long on popcorn futures.

Posted by: JB1000 at July 16, 2019 12:33 PM (16OL0)

517 They had a segment sponsored by Vienna hot dogs on the morning news today, can anyone explain the Chicago dog?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 16, 2019 11:53 AM (ti+mk)

Steamed poppy seed bun, vienna style dog, mustard, neon relish, onions, tomato, sport peppers. If you use ketchup, they deport you to Green Bay.

Posted by: Roy at July 16, 2019 12:02 PM (/RckA)

what about mayo? asking for an enemy...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 16, 2019 12:34 PM (8D42x)

518 McCain wanted to lose so badly he literally quit his campaign for a while.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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Sort of like Hillary...?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 16, 2019 11:23 AM (VyAV0)
Hillary already had the Wisconsin vote, and there wasn't enough money there to bypass opportunities in NY or CA to grift.

Posted by: Downcast at July 16, 2019 12:38 PM (y5gtJ)

519 nood tater

Posted by: IC at July 16, 2019 12:39 PM (a0IVu)

520 This. It's said that it 'resets' your central nervous system. Also helps you to fall asleep.

Posted by: Tami at July 16, 2019 11:42 AM (cF8AT)


What if you fall asleep while holding your breath. You might die of suffocation.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at July 16, 2019 12:52 PM (VHM+K)

521 I still say Oprah is the best guess.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 16, 2019 11:05 AM (a2xio)



I'm leaning towards Mooch.

Tom Hanks...maybe Cloony.

Posted by: Paladin at July 16, 2019 12:57 PM (CE4w9)

522 2024 Prez candidate?

Steve Wynn

Posted by: Sooner at July 16, 2019 01:33 PM (Fs5vw)

523 Republicans are from the country club, Trump owns the country club. He throws out the drunks, home wreckers, and deviants. The Gopers merely adjust their bowties. The Demorats are the drunks, homewreckers and deviants.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at July 16, 2019 03:44 PM (nRj4F)

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