Rachel Maddow Is Love-Bombing the New York Times -- Mentioning Them Positively 18 Times in a Single 45 Minute Hour Long Show -- To Get Them to Let Their Reporters Come On Her Crooked Conspiracy-Theory Showcase Again

Sad!

In the wake of the New York Times barring reporters from going on her conspiracy-theory cavalcade, she's teleflirting with them like crazy.

From FoxNews:

Maddow -- and occasional fill-in hosts -- have mentioned the New York Times at least a whopping 41 times on her show since May 30, when Vanity Fair reported that the paper wanted its reporters to stay far away from far-left and far-right programs. That included Maddow's, because it was too liberal, even for the paper that is often considered left-leaning itself. The staggering 41 mentions over only 13 episodes does not include guests, who have also evoked the Times on "The Rachel Maddow Show."

Maddow's obsession to make nice with the Gray Lady reached new heights on Monday night, when she mentioned the paper 18 times in one hour.

That weird-looking dude with the big nose is weird.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:00 PM




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1 He is so sad.

Looks like a cashew....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 18, 2019 06:01 PM (Z+IKu)

2 Loonies sticking together.

Posted by: SMH at June 18, 2019 06:01 PM (RU4sa)

3 That weird-looking dude with the big nose is weird.
---
Hey, those kinda comments can hurt a guy!

Posted by: John Cusack at June 18, 2019 06:01 PM (DuZls)

4 I'm soooooo hot and need a good love-bombing.

Posted by: Rachel Madcow at June 18, 2019 06:02 PM (EgshT)

5 Who?Never heard of him

Posted by: It's me donna at June 18, 2019 06:03 PM (O2RFr)

6 Bet xe can't sleep at night.

Posted by: golfman at June 18, 2019 06:03 PM (zAmE9)

7 The Conservative Case for Cashew Man

Posted by: THE BULLFLARP at June 18, 2019 06:03 PM (DrqHq)

8 Next: Puppet Show and Rachel Madow.

Posted by: An Observation at June 18, 2019 06:03 PM (R/1/i)

9 Miriam Neureuther -Biathlon

Skiing. With rifles!

Posted by: Archer at June 18, 2019 06:03 PM (gmo/4)

10
He's not attractive, swipe right Grinder guy...

Posted by: Peter Buttplug at June 18, 2019 06:04 PM (UFLLM)

11 Ralphow needs a makeover

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 18, 2019 06:04 PM (y6WP0)

12 I still can't figure out why his parents named him Rachel. Perhaps his dad like that Johnny Cash song, "A Boy Named Sue" a bit too much.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 18, 2019 06:05 PM (HaL55)

13 That's a man, baby.

Posted by: That one hipster dude from that movie at June 18, 2019 06:05 PM (t41dG)

14 When you sit back and think about MSNBC and CNN's programming choices - who do they have left to talk to except each other? Of course there's an endless number of Hollywood b and c-listers with nothing to do, and they'll be glad to come on and say "yeah, I hate trump. You?" "Oh yeah, I hate Trump, too, man, yeah."

But where do you go with that?

They're literally down to preaching to the choir. Outside of that, they got nothing to say and no one to say it to.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2019 06:05 PM (Kpl3J)

15 the paper that is often considered left-leaning itself.

LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2019 06:05 PM (weya0)

16
Plumping for a regular op-ed column to stand alongside the other geniuses like Blow, Kruggles the Angry Bear, Dowd and Kristof.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2019 06:05 PM (Wx/+I)

17 Birds of a feather ought to stick together

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 06:05 PM (BbGew)

18 I know CNN is going down like a Malaysian airliner they can't shut the fuck up about, ever since Muellerpalooza wrapped up, but is MSNBC cratering too?

Can I look forward to watching Maddow's journey to being the first ever cashew who learns to code?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 06:05 PM (AzW6q)

19 I missed the #1 because I was donating some of my peanuts to AoS via PayPal.


It didn't even hurt.


Now, back to the content.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2019 06:06 PM (sy5kK)

20 Reposted

Ace, I made a hydration donation; however, I view Valu-Rite as an acceptable liquid delivery mechanism!

Thank you for continuing to host this place of refuge for the deplorable bunch of scoundrels that seem to keep showing up!

And Paypal is very easy with options, but I note that Goolag seems to have some connection with my access to the Paypal site (but what doesn't these days).

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 18, 2019 06:06 PM (AZxMX)

21 Geez, it's pathetic. Someone should tell him/her that desperation is off putting.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2019 06:06 PM (+lVUW)

22 This is funny!

They're now throwing each other overboard in attempt to save themselves.

*Spoiler alert: today's MSM is the Titanic.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2019 06:06 PM (bDqIh)

23 Lol, "we're just another network for liberal hot takes and we're losing audience! I know--we need more liberals on the show!"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at June 18, 2019 06:07 PM (k81AA)

24 Hydrate the cashew!

Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at June 18, 2019 06:07 PM (EgshT)

25 Eww. I'm going to ignore her.

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 06:07 PM (5AuVV)

26 Here is the FloridaToday link where you should be able to get the rally.
https://www.floridatoday.com/

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 06:07 PM (BbGew)

27 I haven't got anything nice to say about Rachel Maddow. Nothing funny, either. The dignity-in-defeat ship sailed a long time ago. Just go away, Rachel, you're embarrassing yourself. Your ratings are so awful that you can't even get people who watch the Rachel Maddow Show to watch your show. That's really bad.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2019 06:07 PM (t+qrx)

28
Mentioning Them Positively 18 Times in a Single 45 Minute Hour Long Show -- To Get Them to Let Their Reporters Come On Her Crooked Conspiracy-Theory Showcase Again



Sad.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 18, 2019 06:07 PM (TAmPV)

29 Anybody want to guess how many times she will mention the NYT during the debates?

Posted by: dantesed at June 18, 2019 06:07 PM (dsVaZ)

30 -
Sometimes ridiculing AOC and Maddow feels like picking on the handicapped or something.
But then it gets funny again.

Posted by: irright at June 18, 2019 06:08 PM (RVcmP)

31 The dude has issues.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at June 18, 2019 06:08 PM (0OmEj)

32 15 the paper that is often considered left-leaning itself.

LOL.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2019 06:05 PM (weya0)

Yeah, I lol'd at that too.

Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 06:08 PM (cF8AT)

33 Howdy y'all!

Went to the beach today. First time I've swum in Florida waters. It was lovely and cool on a hot day.

Insom is wonderful. We are having a lovely time together.

Smooches!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 18, 2019 06:08 PM (NWiLs)

34 In completely unrelated news, an actual journalist, Sara Carter, now has her own podcast:

https://saraacarter.com/podcasts/

Posted by: Sharkman at June 18, 2019 06:08 PM (NoKAc)

35 Rich Maddow is the last carcass left floating in the river after the sinking of Air America.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2019 06:09 PM (weya0)

36

Say the secret word and win a hundred dollars.

Posted by: Grouch-O at June 18, 2019 06:09 PM (aKsyK)

37 And the rains have started again here. But at least Conor will be able to practice his back stroke for the next day or two!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 18, 2019 06:09 PM (AZxMX)

38 When does the rally start? And will Biden be there and challenge PDT to a fist fight?

Posted by: Jmel at June 18, 2019 06:09 PM (OeWgo)

39 I just tried you send $ using Zelle and your email ace. Im kinda scared to you Ace Spades as your first and last name. I dont think Zelle would work without giving away your secret identity

Posted by: mog smash at June 18, 2019 06:10 PM (qMjSx)

40 I'm thinking Maddow has one top-rated show left in her: election night 2020.

People will tune in to see if she hari-kari's herself in the event Trump wins re-election.
It will be glorious.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2019 06:10 PM (bDqIh)

41 Miriam Neureuther -Biathlon

Skiing. With rifles!



Magdalena Forsberg - Biathlon

Skiing, with rifles, changing her top on the course!

http://bit.ly/2ZukqnW

nsfw

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 06:10 PM (fuK7c)

42 Can I look forward to watching Maddow's journey to being the first ever cashew who learns to code?

Coding requires knowledge of logic, rationality, cause-and-effect, normal English and those number-math thingys. Stuff which Mr. Maddow apparently knows absolutely nothing about, according to all recorded evidence.


So, no coding for/from him.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 18, 2019 06:11 PM (HaL55)

43 Is it too radical to suggest that they generate original content that engages (and therefore attracts) viewers?

And this isn't just an MSNBC issue. (Though this NY Times tongue-bath seems particularly egregious.)

So much of cable news programming are media figures inviting other media figures onto their shows to discuss the latest media-generated stories.

With this level of inbreeding it's no wonder that cable news viewership is hemorrhaging like 19th century European nobility.

Posted by: Ersatz at June 18, 2019 06:11 PM (PFyUT)

44 I love when an article claims the NY Times is 'left leaning'. The author is just tweaking us, right?

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at June 18, 2019 06:11 PM (RLiOt)

45 Is Madcow so upset she shakes like Merkel?

Posted by: Delurking Cynic at June 18, 2019 06:11 PM (z2xIo)

46 Back to the PayPal....

AoSHQ is the ONLY site I have ever supported with my hard earned cash and/or credit card.

Ace is a Privateer, a Pirate in a sea of corporate squids that live on the shit from above.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 18, 2019 06:11 PM (3H9h1)

47 "Mentioning Them Positively 18 Times in a Single 45 Minute Hour Long Show"



exactly how does one get that brown off their nose?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2019 06:11 PM (sy5kK)

48 >>Went to the beach today. First time I've swum in Florida waters. It was lovely and cool on a hot day.

Insom is wonderful. We are having a lovely time together.



Fabulous!
Now get off the internet!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2019 06:11 PM (bDqIh)

49 Rich Maddow is the last carcass left floating in the river after the sinking of Air America.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2019 06:09 PM (weya0)


Oh wow... until just now, I had completely forgotten that game-changer commie radio powerhouse Air America ever existed.

lol.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2019 06:12 PM (t+qrx)

50 Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 06:10 PM (fuK7c)

You good sir, are a great American!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 18, 2019 06:12 PM (AZxMX)

51 Maddow's even willing to have PIV sex to get somebody from the NYT to come on. Don't think that will help.

Posted by: hepcat at June 18, 2019 06:12 PM (5b+Sr)

52 Maddow is going to be the crazy ex-gf who text messages the NYT 37,000 times.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2019 06:12 PM (Kpl3J)

53 NYT "...considered left leaning." Uh huh. And Hitler was considered anti-Jew leaning.

Posted by: Emil Moresi at June 18, 2019 06:13 PM (TIsja)

54 -
--
Magdalena Forsberg - Biathlon



Skiing, with rifles, changing her top on the course!



http://bit.ly/2ZukqnW



nsfw



Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 06:10 PM


-------------------------------

Cold there. Is it illegal to poke a hole in the target with a nipple?

Posted by: irright at June 18, 2019 06:13 PM (RVcmP)

55 Howdy, nurse rached. We be gonna feed you some Florida BBQ tomorrow, so save some space in yo' tummy for the yummy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 18, 2019 06:13 PM (HaL55)

56
Coding requires knowledge of logic, rationality, cause-and-effect, normal English and those number-math thingys. Stuff which Mr. Maddow apparently knows absolutely nothing about, according to all recorded evidence.

She's a Rhodes Scholar. Are you? Huh? Are you?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2019 06:14 PM (Wx/+I)

57
She needs to accept that Oberlin faculty position offer.


Posted by: Peter Buttplug at June 18, 2019 06:14 PM (UFLLM)

58 That's great nurse! Glad you both are having a good time!

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 18, 2019 06:14 PM (dUJdY)

59 Woot! Woot! New episodes of Jessica Jones.

Posted by: mario obama at June 18, 2019 06:15 PM (xTFXi)

60 Insom is wonderful. We are having a lovely time together.

Smooches!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 18, 2019 06:08 PM (NWiLs)

Lovely!!!

Posted by: IC at June 18, 2019 06:15 PM (a0IVu)

61 Magdalena Forsberg - Biathlon

Damn. She can go shooting with me any time she wants to.

Posted by: Old Blue at June 18, 2019 06:15 PM (VNmG1)

62 She's a Rhodes Scholar. Are you? Huh? Are you?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2019 06:14 PM (Wx/+I)


Sport, I think you misspelled "Roads" there!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 18, 2019 06:15 PM (AZxMX)

63
Nurse!
Hope Florida is everything you were, uh, hoping for.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2019 06:15 PM (Wx/+I)

64 Come on NYT your reputation as anything other than a West Side newsletter is shot anyway...

Posted by: Regular joe at June 18, 2019 06:16 PM (6/uwW)

65 I can't wait to see the Orlando rally.

Trump's rallies are always interesting for two reasons:

1.) Though he has his talking points that he repeats each time like all politicians, he almost always brings at least a little new material that makes it interesting to watch, and from time to time it's important, rather than just amusing.

2.) More interesting to me is the human angle - the interplay between Trump and his fans is something I've never seen in American crowds outside of virtuoso entertainers... the energetic feedback loop is a sight to behold, and it would be disturbing ata political rally if I was afraid Trump was truly the bad orange man the left says he is.

Considering that this is his big night where he announces his upcoming re-election, I bet he'll have new stuff AND the crowd will be extra jacked, so I expect him to tear it up in Orlando.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 06:16 PM (AzW6q)

66 I hit the Paypal thing, so I expect to be consulted on all editorial decisions in the future. I also want the blog name changed to Culverhouse of Spades.

Posted by: Hugh Culverhouse, Jr. at June 18, 2019 06:16 PM (hjaPQ)

67
If she were smart, she'd troll them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 18, 2019 06:16 PM (13CQC)

68 Now get off the internet!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2019 06:11 PM (bDqIh)

Nurse, I agree with Lizzy, do NOT waste time here, although we'd love a recap!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 18, 2019 06:16 PM (AZxMX)

69 Are Rachel Maddow and Sally Kohn actually the same dude?

Posted by: Fred Savage in his Libaugh suit at June 18, 2019 06:17 PM (BW9vo)

70 CTH has some videos from the rally....also link to RSBN streaming of rally.

https://tinyurl.com/y4h9arw6

Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 06:17 PM (cF8AT)

71 "That weird-looking dude with the big nose is weird."

No love for Lamont Cranston? Or are we talking about Adrein Brody?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 18, 2019 06:17 PM (bcbK8)

72 I like watching her show, for like 30 seconds. Her breathless ranting is fascinating: he spews all this information, and just leaves it hanging in the air. He's the dangling participle of talking heads. Every commentary could be ended w/a knowing wink...but the weird wink where you don't get what the wink is for.
He's just an odd dude.

Posted by: Titania McGrath at June 18, 2019 06:17 PM (ty7RM)

73 You gun people can set me straight about this, but I recall that shooting sports are unisex and that women have a slight edge in accuracy. (Thinking about Title IX stuff from earlier.)

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 18, 2019 06:17 PM (MIKMs)

74
I hit the Paypal thing, so I expect to be consulted on all editorial decisions in the future. I also want the blog name changed to Culverhouse of Spades.

Posted by: Hugh Culverhouse, Jr. at June 18, 2019 06:16 PM (hjaPQ)


The toilets need cleaning. Get to it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2019 06:17 PM (Wx/+I)

75

Desperation at its finest.

She's circling the drain and screaming HELP!

Posted by: mayoclinic.org at June 18, 2019 06:17 PM (vEIlU)

76 65, Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 06:16 PM (AzW6q)

but, but, there is no enthusiasm for Trump...he is getting beat in all the polls....

Posted by: IC at June 18, 2019 06:17 PM (a0IVu)

77 Don't know if Florida has woodpeckers, but in any case, they had better be hiding about now.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2019 06:18 PM (sy5kK)

78 the secret word and win a hundred dollars

Posted by: JackSpliff at June 18, 2019 06:18 PM (FTPVM)

79 I hit the Paypal thing, so I expect to be consulted on all editorial decisions in the future. I also want the blog name changed to Culverhouse of Spades.
Posted by: Hugh Culverhouse, Jr. at June 18, 2019 06:16 PM (hjaPQ)


Damn Vulture Capitalists.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 18, 2019 06:18 PM (aS1PU)

80 76 65, Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 06:16 PM (AzW6q)

but, but, there is no enthusiasm for Trump...he is getting beat in all the polls....

Posted by: IC at June 18, 2019 06:17 PM (a0IVu)


No question, it will be a very early night!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 18, 2019 06:18 PM (AZxMX)

81 73 You gun people can set me straight about this, but I recall that shooting sports are unisex and that women have a slight edge in accuracy. (Thinking about Title IX stuff from earlier.)
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 18, 2019 06:17 PM (MIKMs)

I think the tip-top competitors are male but women certainly can shoot very well.

You ought to see Nurse Ratchet shoot. Give her a single action anything and watch out!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 18, 2019 06:19 PM (bcbK8)

82 She's a Rhodes Scholar. Are you? Huh? Are you?


I bet he doesn't know the expansion coefficient of ferrous metal.

Or non-ferrous metal, either.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 18, 2019 06:19 PM (HaL55)

83 Propaganda whores in NYC have the same pathetic reverence for the NYT as politicians and other degenerate D.C. grifters have for the WaPo. Step a few miles outside either of those shitholes and the great unwashed just lump them all together (if they are even aware they exist).

The Times throwing their fellow Marxist agitprops to the wolves still is some funny shit, though.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 18, 2019 06:19 PM (fbVsP)

84 66 I hit the Paypal thing, so I expect to be consulted on all editorial decisions in the future. I also want the blog name changed to Culverhouse of Spades.
Posted by: Hugh Culverhouse


and a Creamsicle color scheme

Posted by: x at June 18, 2019 06:19 PM (nFwvY)

85 Backwards boy!

Looking forward to meeting you and b gal of she can make it!

Insom is working for a little bit.

I'm making dinner. I love puttering about cooking in his kitchen!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 18, 2019 06:20 PM (NWiLs)

86 Are Rachel Maddow and Sally Kohn actually the same dude?
================
No. Sally is much taller and more rugged. She's always on top when they're bumping turtles.

Posted by: Titania McGrath at June 18, 2019 06:20 PM (ty7RM)

87 The toilets need cleaning. Get to it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2019 06:17 PM (Wx/+I)

The Barrel needs a fresh coat of paint too.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 18, 2019 06:20 PM (4ErVI)

88 Apparently, they put on that play in DC at the Reagan theater that dramatized the text messages between Strozk and Page. They said the audience howled when they'd say out loud and act out "Winky face" and "kissy face" or whatever.

Maddow might want to just start saying "winky face" it might help her ratings.

Posted by: dagny at June 18, 2019 06:20 PM (nRWPy)

89
Apropos of nothing-

the great modernish noir


"The Silent Partner" is finally available on blu-ray.

Excellent crime thriller, that can become one of your Christmas Season movies.

on Amazon and elsewhere(i assume).

Posted by: naturalfake at June 18, 2019 06:20 PM (r1/AF)

90 30 -
Sometimes ridiculing AOC and Maddow feels like picking on the handicapped or something.
But then it gets funny again.



Posted by: irright at June 18, 2019 06:08 PM (RVcmP)
=========================
As my wife use to say, "Hire the handicapped, they're fun to watch."

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at June 18, 2019 06:20 PM (TTAO/)

91 Shit another Dominican tourist dead

Posted by: dagny at June 18, 2019 06:20 PM (nRWPy)

92 You're slacking around here, correct response is pictures or it didn't happen. Who knew? Lovebirds from here.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 18, 2019 06:21 PM (y6WP0)

93 I was wearing a sock, that is a sock! What does it all mean???

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 18, 2019 06:21 PM (ty7RM)

94 91 Shit another Dominican tourist dead

Posted by: dagny at June 18, 2019 06:20 PM (nRWPy)

Good grief; wtf is going on.

Posted by: IC at June 18, 2019 06:21 PM (a0IVu)

95 >>I think the tip-top competitors are male but women certainly can shoot very well.


The American women do well in the Olympics. Kim Rhode has won many medals, and at the last Olympics, it was a young American girl who won the first American gold of the games for a shooting sport. Naturally, NBC all but ignored them.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2019 06:21 PM (bDqIh)

96 I don't see how turtle bumping actually DOES anything.

Posted by: dagny at June 18, 2019 06:21 PM (nRWPy)

97 Wake me when she starts slobbering...

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 18, 2019 06:21 PM (LGo6U)

98 38 When does the rally start? And will Biden be there and challenge PDT to a fist fight?
Posted by: Jmel at June 18, 2019 06:09 PM (OeWgo)

I believe 8pm Eastern time. On FNC.


Just like a Biden campaign stop, Joe will be there, and nobody will recognize him.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2019 06:21 PM (sy5kK)

99 Why wouldn't Florida have woodpeckers? Now penguin, that's a different story.

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 06:21 PM (BbGew)

100 The Barrel needs a fresh coat of paint too.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 18, 2019 06:20 PM (4ErVI)


You have to chip the rust first and then paint a coat of red lead a a primer.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 18, 2019 06:22 PM (aS1PU)

101 Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 18, 2019 06:19 PM (fbVsP)

To be fair, I have found through several experiments, that one NYT, purchased around the first of November, is more than sufficient to last me as woodstove stove kindling/starter until the end of March!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 18, 2019 06:22 PM (AZxMX)

102 Dominican Voodoo from Haiti

Posted by: JackSpliff at June 18, 2019 06:22 PM (FTPVM)

103 We're trying out a new slogan. What do you all think?

Come to the Dominican Republic! Sun, surf, and you probably won't die!

Posted by: Dominican Republic Tourism Dept at June 18, 2019 06:22 PM (gC2IV)

104 Either they bought a mess of bad alcohol that's been stretched out with something toxic or someone is purposefully poisoning americans.

Posted by: dagny at June 18, 2019 06:22 PM (nRWPy)

105
I'm considering transitioning to female...

Posted by: Rakel Madcow at June 18, 2019 06:22 PM (UFLLM)

106
and a Creamsicle color scheme


Posted by: x at June 18, 2019 06:19 PM (nFwvY)


Try it and you'll be hearing from our lawyers.

Posted by: The 1976 Tampa Bay Buccaneers at June 18, 2019 06:22 PM (TAmPV)

107 Sidebar ruling on bakery win is encouraging. If I knew you were a homo I'da baked a cake.....baked a cake.....baked a cake.....

Posted by: Emil Moresi at June 18, 2019 06:23 PM (TIsja)

108 I wonder if Maddow would be offended by being called "The Old Gay Lady?"


And what kind of parents name their son Rachel?

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at June 18, 2019 06:23 PM (ORgCC)

109 Biden is going to have to one-up the scalp weasel after this rally. I've heard he's going to glue his dick to a chicken's asshole.

Posted by: Sooner at June 18, 2019 06:23 PM (S5imR)

110 I couldn't find it on any channel programming, internet link at #26.

VP Pence will be there, he was on Rush but didn't hear it.

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 06:23 PM (BbGew)

111 "Either they bought a mess of bad alcohol that's been stretched out with something toxic or someone is purposefully poisoning americans."

Bad juju

Posted by: Goulash at June 18, 2019 06:24 PM (UdKB7)

112 I am so mad about zis I am literally shaking.

Posted by: A. Merkel at June 18, 2019 06:24 PM (oVJmc)

113 I imagine that any MSNPC viewers that can read are already reading and quoting the Times.

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at June 18, 2019 06:24 PM (yQpMk)

114 As a former small town reporter I can't conceive of wanting to interview other reporters. That's the very definition of a circle jerk.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 18, 2019 06:24 PM (eAMlh)

115 How many people made it to the last Biden rally? A few thousand?

Posted by: IC at June 18, 2019 06:24 PM (a0IVu)

116 Helloooooo nur.... wait... I mean, beer me! It ain't gonna fetch itself!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 18, 2019 06:24 PM (NWiLs)

117 91
Shit another Dominican tourist dead

Buggered to death by a Haitian illegal.

Posted by: Rakel Madcow at June 18, 2019 06:24 PM (UFLLM)

118 Why wouldn't Florida have woodpeckers?


The lone surviving Ivory Bill Woodpecker, long considered extinct, wanders from the bayou over to Florida.

Ratched shoots it and makes a nice sous-vide.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 06:24 PM (fuK7c)

119 Looking forward to meeting you and b gal of she can make it!


I'll have her pretty much fully functional tomorrow for her doctor appointment. We'll head over there afterwards. We're both looking forward to meeting you.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 18, 2019 06:24 PM (HaL55)

120 42 Can I look forward to watching Maddow's journey to being the first ever cashew who learns to code?

Coding requires knowledge of logic, rationality, cause-and-effect, normal English and those number-math thingys.
---------------


Watching Maddow, or any Leftie, write code would be hilarious.

They write bad code, it doesn't run, and they spend the rest of the day trying to intimidate the computer for being racist or homophobic, or something.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2019 06:24 PM (sy5kK)

121 @101:

Christmas....errrr...Winter Solstice circulars.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 18, 2019 06:24 PM (fbVsP)

122 Isn't the rally tomorrow night, not tonight?

Sounds like they will have outside stuff for the overflow, such as giant screens, music and other entertainment. Sounds like fun!


Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2019 06:25 PM (bDqIh)

123 Shit another Dominican tourist dead
=====================
My wife and I were there in February. Since then, just at the resort we stayed in:
The free standing spa in the middle of the grounds burned to the ground. A woman was beaten and tortured for 8 friggin' hours in a common/maintenance area by a guy in a resort uniform, she nearly died. A woman was raped on the beach, and at least 4 people have assumed room temperature for mysterious reasons. I see no reason to leave the U.S., at all.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 18, 2019 06:25 PM (ty7RM)

124 116 Helloooooo nur.... wait... I mean, beer me! It ain't gonna fetch itself!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 18, 2019 06:24 PM (NWiLs)

hmmm...the normally erudite Insom is stammering. Good job, nurse!

Posted by: IC at June 18, 2019 06:25 PM (a0IVu)

125 The Time to End All Times.

Posted by: Dominican Republic Tourism Dept at June 18, 2019 06:26 PM (DuZls)

126 Shit another Dominican tourist dead
Posted by: dagny at June 18, 2019 06:20 PM (nR

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I heard one of the family members on TV. He said the DR government is claiming that none of the clinics on the island is capable of doing a toxicology test. So he said "that's fine, we'll do it stateside." The government told him "you can't, because for public health reasons, we're cremating the bodies, so no test can be done. Sorry!"

They're obviously trying to protect their tourism industry, but this is a retarded way to go about it...

"Yeah if you come down here you'll run a high risk of being murdered, the government will deny it's happening, and no attempt will be made to catch your killer and avenge your murder. Oh, and BTW... all of our medical infrastructure is so broken we can't do simple blood tests, and you can't have a funeral according to your family's wishes if they want you to be buried, and if you happen to be Jewish we'll desecrate your body."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 06:26 PM (AzW6q)

127 122 Isn't the rally tomorrow night, not tonight?
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Tonight at 8, I believe. People have been coming in since 8 this morning, though.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 18, 2019 06:26 PM (hjaPQ)

128 33 Howdy y'all!

Went to the beach today. First time I've swum in Florida waters. It was lovely and cool on a hot day.

Insom is wonderful. We are having a lovely time together.

Smooches!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 18, 2019 06:08 PM (NWiLs)

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That hash looks familiar.

Thanks for the update, Ms. Ratched.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 18, 2019 06:26 PM (qC1Sy)

129 Trumpstock will be like Woodstock except for the smelling like ass part.

Posted by: x at June 18, 2019 06:26 PM (nFwvY)

130 Watching Maddow, or any Leftie, write code would be hilarious.

They write bad code, it doesn't run, and they spend the rest of the day trying to intimidate the computer for being racist or homophobic, or something.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2019 06:24 PM (sy5kK)


I really want them programming the driverless car software, especially if they have to proof test it on road tests!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 18, 2019 06:26 PM (AZxMX)

131 Maddow and Hayes are America's dominant news lesbians. Maddow is obviously the 'butch' of the wives.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 18, 2019 06:27 PM (o8adb)

132 How come there isn't a Summer Biathlon?

Posted by: Grump928(C) Platinum Member at June 18, 2019 06:27 PM (yQpMk)

133 That weird-looking dude with the big nose is weird German, nein?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:00 PM

FIFY

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 18, 2019 06:27 PM (vkS2Z)

134 Ha! So much for strikethrough. Never mind.

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 18, 2019 06:27 PM (vkS2Z)

135 You cannot just... Paint. The. Barrel!

Posted by: Boromir at June 18, 2019 06:27 PM (BW9vo)

136 You could have as much running and shooting as The Last of the Mohicans.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Platinum Member at June 18, 2019 06:27 PM (yQpMk)

137 OAN (One America Network), will have the rally, if you have that channel.

Posted by: four seasons at June 18, 2019 06:27 PM (PisyI)

138 Tonight at 8, I believe. People have been coming in since 8 this morning, though.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 18, 2019 06:26 PM (hjaPQ)

I think they've been lining up for the past 40+ hours!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 18, 2019 06:28 PM (AZxMX)

139 No seriously, you have a greater chance of being eaten by a shark than being poisoned.

Posted by: Dominican Republic Tourism Dept at June 18, 2019 06:28 PM (gC2IV)

140 116 Helloooooo nur.... wait... I mean, beer me! It ain't gonna fetch itself!
Posted by: Insomniac at June 18, 2019 06:24 PM (NWiLs)
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She'll probably make you a sammich, too.

Congrats!

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 18, 2019 06:28 PM (qC1Sy)

141 A Vacation You can Never Forget.

Posted by: Dominican Republic Tourism Dept at June 18, 2019 06:28 PM (DuZls)

142 Ersatz: "Is it too radical to suggest that they generate original content that engages (and therefore attracts) viewers?"

Yes and no. Cable/Streaming TV is the perfect conduit for extensive and extended news content. These 24/7 outfits could go on and on and on exploring and debating issues and they are countless. But they don't. They repeat the same, extremely limited content and it's emotion-driven clickbait dolled up with pricey production teams.

Now, who is at fault. The infotainment outlet producing Pavlovian treats or the consumer for reflexively consuming low-value content? The best analysts that money can buy make the sausage and massage it to death to fit "our" dwindling attention spans.

The history, inertia, and momentum to produce news junk has been around for a looong time. Breaking out of the mold has to be imposed by more selective consumers. Unfortunately, we are not composed of enough selective consumers to change the machine.

I still blame the machine, but the viewing public isn't helping.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 18, 2019 06:28 PM (6eEQ+)

143
OAN (One America Network), will have the rally, if you have that channel.

Posted by: four seasons at June 18, 2019 06:27 PM

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It's on YouTube right now.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 18, 2019 06:29 PM (13CQC)

144 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 06:26 PM (AzW6q)

Don't worry. Top men are on it. Top. Men.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 18, 2019 06:29 PM (dUJdY)

145 Maddow is dolphin smooth.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 18, 2019 06:29 PM (xTFXi)

146 Maddow could never write code. A coder has to think logically. Serious logic is required. The computer does EXACTLY what you tell it to do. Fuzzy thinking produces shit-for-code.

Posted by: JAS at June 18, 2019 06:29 PM (I5SAg)

147 "Yeah if you come down here you'll run a high risk of being murdered, the government will deny it's happening, and no attempt will be made to catch your killer and avenge your murder. Oh, and BTW... all of our medical infrastructure is so broken we can't do simple blood tests, and you can't have a funeral according to your family's wishes if they want you to be buried, and if you happen to be Jewish we'll desecrate your body."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 06:26 PM (AzW6q)
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Cops shooting Big Papi sort of told me the DR might not be a good place to visit, these days.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 18, 2019 06:29 PM (qC1Sy)

148 I don't see how turtle bumping actually DOES anything
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It sells pron vids.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 18, 2019 06:29 PM (ty7RM)

149 41 ... I do like a healthy girl in cold weather!

Posted by: JTB at June 18, 2019 06:29 PM (bmdz3)

150 Wait you guys are already watching the rally?! Fuck. I thought it started at 8pm Eastern! I'm leaving work early.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 06:29 PM (AzW6q)

151 My kid had to do a report on the DR a few years ago, and typically in helping him research it I ended up reading more DR history than I wanted to know.

Their main port was the main port in the area until Spain decided to move over to Havana. That left the DR poorer, but they still had slaves on the sugar plantations. The slaves would escape to the mountains between the DR (Spain) and Haiti (French and then traded around between spain/england//france and back and forth). Meanwhile there grew a lawless band of former slaves in the highlands between the two and it wasn't safe to go out at all without a whole militia of armed guards even further harming their economy. Back at the ranch that lawless murdering band became the core population of Haiti. And there you have it.

The DR is mildly civilized but fears Haiti and Haiti has always been corrupt and a mess. Of course all French colonies were disasters.

Posted by: dagny at June 18, 2019 06:29 PM (nRWPy)

152 Tonight 8pm, FNC not showing it on programming, but don't know if showing it.

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 06:30 PM (BbGew)

153 When you say to yourself, self, I need a vacation. Where in the world do you come up with The Dominican Republic as a destination?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 18, 2019 06:30 PM (y6WP0)

154 Learning to code
need to buy some things.
Going home
waiting for my phone to ring.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 18, 2019 06:30 PM (fbVsP)

155 Not that we have a problem with sharks, mind you. Well there was that time...never mind. Just come on down! People are dying to get here!

Posted by: Dominican Republic Tourism Dept at June 18, 2019 06:30 PM (gC2IV)

156 123 Shit another Dominican tourist dead
=====================
My wife and I were there in February. Since then, just at the resort we stayed in:
The free standing spa in the middle of the grounds burned to the ground. A woman was beaten and tortured for 8 friggin' hours in a common/maintenance area by a guy in a resort uniform, she nearly died. A woman was raped on the beach, and at least 4 people have assumed room temperature for mysterious reasons. I see no reason to leave the U.S., at all.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 18, 2019 06:25 PM (ty7RM)


And didn't Big Papi just get smoked there too?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2019 06:30 PM (YqDXo)

157 -
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She's a Rhodes Scholar. Are you? Huh? Are you?





Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2019 06:14 PM

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So, she's happy to take racist imperialist British diamond money?? Using the labor of thousands of poor black Africans to prosper herself is completely fine?? I say not!!! Harrumph and good day to you,sir. I say good day!!!!

Posted by: Woke Snootyson at June 18, 2019 06:30 PM (RVcmP)

158 153 When you say to yourself, self, I need a vacation. Where in the world do you come up with The Dominican Republic as a destination?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 18, 2019 06:30 PM (y6WP0)


When Somalia is booked up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2019 06:31 PM (YqDXo)

159 >>Tonight 8pm, FNC not showing it on programming, but don't know if showing it.

Geez, got my dates wrong

Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2019 06:31 PM (bDqIh)

160 Maddow could never write code. A coder has to think logically. Serious logic is required. The computer does EXACTLY what you tell it to do. Fuzzy thinking produces shit-for-code.

Posted by: JAS at June 18, 2019 06:29 PM (I5SAg)


SO, you're saying that computers are H8Rs?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 18, 2019 06:31 PM (AZxMX)

161 It sells pron vids.



Men are weird. Let's watch two fake lesbians fake arousal. I'd rather watch the dog hump the ottoman. Yes THE OTTOMAN.

Posted by: dagny at June 18, 2019 06:31 PM (nRWPy)

162 122 Isn't the rally tomorrow night, not tonight?

Sounds like they will have outside stuff for the overflow, such as giant screens, music and other entertainment. Sounds like fun!


Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2019 06:25 PM (bDqIh)

Tonight at 8ET. Eric Trump is speaking right now.

Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 06:32 PM (cF8AT)

163 Suck suck suck suck suck, Rachel.

Suck suck suck suck suck.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2019 06:32 PM (IPXuj)

164 I thought the DR was the good part of Hispaniola.

Posted by: JAS at June 18, 2019 06:32 PM (I5SAg)

165 Where in the world do you come up with The Dominican Republic as a destination?


When you have $250 to spend on an island vacation.

Posted by: dagny at June 18, 2019 06:32 PM (nRWPy)

166 146 Maddow could never write code. A coder has to think logically. Serious logic is required. The computer does EXACTLY what you tell it to do. Fuzzy thinking produces shit-for-code.
Posted by: JAS at June 18, 2019 06:29 PM (I5SAg)


What if one uses a computer that is WOKE?

Or all all computers homophobic?



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2019 06:32 PM (sy5kK)

167 The DR IS the good part of Hispaniola.

Posted by: dagny at June 18, 2019 06:33 PM (nRWPy)

168 I would read Grit before the NYT. I last read the Times while doing historical research on microfiche decades ago. I know the Times thinks people care, but they don't.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 06:33 PM (n13/j)

169 You know who isn't going to let this stop him from going to the Dominican Republic?

Bob Menendez, that's who.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 18, 2019 06:33 PM (fbVsP)

170 Men are weird. Let's watch two fake lesbians fake arousal. I'd rather watch the dog hump the ottoman. Yes THE OTTOMAN.
Posted by: dagny at June 18, 2019 06:31 PM (nRWPy)



Hey, don't judge.

Posted by: Suleiman the Magnificent at June 18, 2019 06:33 PM (Mouru)

171 What time does the Trump rally start tonight?

Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2019 06:33 PM (htgmn)

172 Don Jr. on now...

Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 06:33 PM (cF8AT)

173 >>My wife and I were there in February. Since then, just at the resort we stayed in:
The free standing spa in the middle of the grounds burned to the ground. A woman was beaten and tortured for 8 friggin' hours in a common/maintenance area by a guy in a resort uniform, she nearly died. A woman was raped on the beach, and at least 4 people have assumed room temperature for mysterious reasons. I see no reason to leave the U.S., at all.




An interesting take they have on "all inclusive" resort. You don't even have to leave the grounds to be preyed upon by local criminals!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2019 06:33 PM (bDqIh)

174 168 I would read Grit before the NYT. I last read the Times while doing historical research on microfiche decades ago. I know the Times thinks people care, but they don't.
Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 06:33 PM (n13/j)



Whatever happened to "Grit" anyway?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 18, 2019 06:34 PM (ujg0T)

175 The only language Maddow could produce is English.

I don't think she has the logic to open an editor.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 18, 2019 06:34 PM (6eEQ+)

176 and at least 4 people have assumed room temperature for mysterious reasons.


NINE

Posted by: dagny at June 18, 2019 06:34 PM (nRWPy)

177 For her next performance, playing the role of a truck stop hooker, Rachel Maddow.

And standing in for the Democrat Party tonight, will be understudy New York Times.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2019 06:34 PM (IPXuj)

178 Statistically you have a better chance of being eaten by lions than you have being murdered in the DR. Provided you're in Africa. Where there are lots of lions. And you're wearing your lucky ham around your neck.

Posted by: Dominican Republic Tourism Dept at June 18, 2019 06:34 PM (gC2IV)

179 "I don't see how turtle bumping actually DOES anything"

It's done wonders for me!!!

Posted by: Elaine Chao at June 18, 2019 06:34 PM (0H3QF)

180 (Psst) British Virgin Islands.

Posted by: JAS at June 18, 2019 06:35 PM (I5SAg)

181 Rachel Maddow Is Love-Bombing the New York Times -- Mentioning Them Positively 18 Times in a Single 45 Minute Hour Long Show -- To Get Them to Let Their Reporters Come On Her Crooked Conspiracy-Theory Showcase Again

Journalistic bukkake?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2019 06:35 PM (zmxYi)

182 23 Shit another Dominican tourist dead
=====================
My wife and I were there in February. Since then, just at the resort we stayed in:
The free standing spa in the middle of the grounds burned to the ground. A woman was beaten and tortured for 8 friggin' hours in a common/maintenance area by a guy in a resort uniform, she nearly died. A woman was raped on the beach, and at least 4 people have assumed room temperature for mysterious reasons. I see no reason to leave the U.S., at all.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 18, 2019 06:25 PM (ty7RM


It almost sounds like it there's some sort of foreign religion behind this.

Posted by: Sooner at June 18, 2019 06:35 PM (S5imR)

183 Whatever happened to "Grit" anyway?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 18, 2019 06:34 PM (ujg0T)
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Too few kids reading comic books that need money?

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 06:35 PM (DuZls)

184
My loins drip with disuse and need.

Posted by: Rich Madcow at June 18, 2019 06:35 PM (UFLLM)

185 Somebody is clearly poisoning the mini-bar. I am thinking Muzzies.

Posted by: JAS at June 18, 2019 06:35 PM (I5SAg)

186 Who knew a lesbian could suck New York Times cock so well?

David McCraw is smiling.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2019 06:36 PM (IPXuj)

187 Rachael Mad-Cow so gushing up to the New York Pravda Just one reasons liberals are stark raving stupid

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 18, 2019 06:36 PM (wGqjj)

188 152 Tonight 8pm, FNC not showing it on programming, but don't know if showing it.
Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 06:30 PM (BbGew)


Tucker: Good Evening! Welcome to Tucker Carlson!

Now, we immediately go to Orlando, where President Trump is kicking off his 2020 campaign!

(hour over, fade to Hannity logo)

Sean Hannity: We'll get back to the Trump 2020 campaign kickoff, but first, let me talk for 5 minutes and cut him off!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2019 06:36 PM (sy5kK)

189 (Psst) British Virgin Islands.

Posted by: JAS at June 18, 2019 06:35 PM (I5SAg)
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Don't mention the War.

Posted by: Basil Fawlty at June 18, 2019 06:36 PM (DuZls)

190 Mein Zittern

Posted by: Fritz at June 18, 2019 06:36 PM (kLDv+)

191 This appears to be a place to watch the rally online:

https://www.facebook.com/DonaldTrump/videos/863319850699918/

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 06:36 PM (5AuVV)

192 I'm watching here: https://tinyurl.com/y4h9arw6

Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 06:37 PM (cF8AT)

193 I couldn't find it on any channel programming, internet link at #26.

VP Pence will be there, he was on Rush but didn't hear it.
Posted by: Skip


You shouldn't watch radio with the sound turned down. It's really hard to get the message, then.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 18, 2019 06:37 PM (S6Pax)

194 It almost sounds like it there's some sort of foreign religion behind this.

The religion is called 'Haiti.'

Haitians are literally, as a group, the second most vile people on the planet, after Somalis.

Guess how many we admit every year.

Posted by: General Specifically at June 18, 2019 06:38 PM (UFLLM)

195 So I'm guessing that the "all inclusive" drink all you want leads to them "watering down" the alcohol with some homemade crap. Unfortunately they watered down the booze with something deadly. Being islanders, they have NO IDEA what booze was watered down and have NO IDEA how to go about cleaning it out before their whole tourist industry goes balls up. They figure it'll all work out once people stop dying.

Posted by: dagny at June 18, 2019 06:38 PM (nRWPy)

196 180 (Psst) British Virgin Islands.
Posted by: JAS at June 18, 2019 06:35 PM (I5SAg)
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Wait, isn't that where all those murders take place? And detectives get killed or cycled through because they angered someone higher up the food chain?

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 18, 2019 06:38 PM (qC1Sy)

197
Grit is still around.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2019 06:38 PM (Wx/+I)

198 192 I'm watching here: https://tinyurl.com/y4h9arw6
Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 06:37 PM (cF8AT)

Thanks!

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 06:38 PM (5AuVV)

199 I do wonder if a certain batch of drugs is making people in the DR psycho killers.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 18, 2019 06:38 PM (xTFXi)

200 Don Trump Jr. just said Chi-NAH.

*chortle*

Posted by: filbert at June 18, 2019 06:38 PM (Lz9fr)

201 Where in the world do you come up with The Dominican Republic as a destination?
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We take a company trip every year. We had been going to the Yucatan, that's turning Acapulco quickly, the gangs are shooting up Cancun, it's only a matter of time before they hit some resorts to extort protection money. In Jamaica, you are a prisoner of your resort, on a land-locked cruise ship. The Bahamas are still ok, I guess.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 18, 2019 06:38 PM (ty7RM)

202 That's why Rachel has such over-developed neck muscles!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2019 06:38 PM (IPXuj)

203 I like this facial hair thing Trump Jr has got going on

Posted by: IC at June 18, 2019 06:39 PM (a0IVu)

204 Tinfoilbaby: "When you say to yourself, self, I need a vacation. Where in the world do you come up with The Dominican Republic as a destination?"

I went there many moons ago as a youngster. It was awesome. I mean it was a resort and had lots of diversions so how could it not have been? As to the rest of the island, no idea. Certainly very poor and undeveloped.

I'm guessing not a lot has changed but for a spike in deaths, natural or otherwise.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 18, 2019 06:39 PM (6eEQ+)

205 -
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An interesting take they have on "all inclusive"
resort. You don't even have to leave the grounds to be preyed upon by
local criminals!!


Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2019 06:33 PM

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Well, you can just tourist through like the masses, only knowing a country from hotels. Or, you can experience a culture as the locals do.

Posted by: irright at June 18, 2019 06:39 PM (RVcmP)

206 "This administration will actually fight for this country."

Donald Trump, Jr.

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 06:39 PM (5AuVV)

207 Grit is still around.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Yes, but is it...True Grit?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 18, 2019 06:40 PM (S6Pax)

208 Nice all-inclusive resort ya' got here. Be a shame if something happened to it.

Posted by: DR Cartel Guy at June 18, 2019 06:40 PM (hjaPQ)

209 Posted by: General Specifically at June 18, 2019 06:38 PM (UFLLM)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2019 06:40 PM (ivkO2)

210 66
I hit the Paypal thing, so I expect to be consulted on all editorial
decisions in the future. I also want the blog name changed to
Culverhouse of Spades.

Posted by: Hugh Culverhouse, Jr. at June 18, 2019 06:16 PM (hjaPQ)

Get in line. You're demand takes a back seat to more busty lesbian porn.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 18, 2019 06:40 PM (t6MX/)

211 Anderson Cooper is vulnerable right now. She's going in for the kill!

Posted by: Fritz at June 18, 2019 06:40 PM (kLDv+)

212 202 That's why Rachel has such over-developed neck muscles!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2019 06:38 PM (IPXuj)

lel.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 18, 2019 06:40 PM (xTFXi)

213 Third World Shithole.

Say it Democrats.

Third.

World.

Shit.

Hole.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2019 06:40 PM (IPXuj)

214 Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 18, 2019 06:38 PM (ty7RM)

St Croix and St Helena are fine. American, but fine. Rum is cheap and sealed.

Posted by: dagny at June 18, 2019 06:40 PM (nRWPy)

215 "Abracadabra, buddy! There IS a magic wand!"

Donald Trump, Jr., to Obama

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 06:40 PM (5AuVV)

216 I don't know if an All-expense trip to the Virgin Islands includes the coffin or not....

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 06:40 PM (DuZls)

217 He is a good speaker...a future in politics if he wants it.

Posted by: IC at June 18, 2019 06:40 PM (a0IVu)

218 Trump rally via RSBNetwork:

https://youtu.be/udSUXW2_OiI

Posted by: filbert at June 18, 2019 06:41 PM (Lz9fr)

219 Guess how many we admit every year.
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That f*^king Uber isn't going to drive itself!!

Posted by: Chevy Chase Republicans Swim and Golf at June 18, 2019 06:41 PM (ty7RM)

220 They figure it'll all work out once people stop dying.
Posted by: dagny at June 18, 2019 06:38 PM (nRWPy)


That's always been my go-to plan.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2019 06:41 PM (t+qrx)

221 We had been going to the Yucatan, that's turning Acapulco quickly,"

At first I read that as "Turning Apocolypto" and then realized "Yeah, not far off."

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2019 06:41 PM (Kpl3J)

222 She may need the Gray Lady, but the Gray Lady does not need her.

How's it feel being treated like a Deplorable, hatchet-face ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 18, 2019 06:42 PM (a5hgv)

223 "Government failed you." Biden

"You've been in government for 50 years!" DJT Jr.

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 06:42 PM (5AuVV)

224 209-Sorry. No doubt there are Haitians that are not good people, but the ones I have met who came here who are either pastors or church people or home health aides were very hard working, nice people who speak every positively of America.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2019 06:42 PM (ivkO2)

225 Junior is a fucking pirate.

Dems are terrified of him.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2019 06:42 PM (IPXuj)

226 Who needs a mini-bar when you bring your own 1.75L bottle of bourbon?

Posted by: JAS at June 18, 2019 06:42 PM (I5SAg)

227 They figure it'll all work out once people stop dying.

Posted by: dagny at June 18, 2019 06:38 PM (nRWPy)
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Apparently, they've got enough people dying to go there.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 06:42 PM (DuZls)

228 Whatever happened to "Grit" anyway?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 18, 2019 06:34 PM (ujg0T)


It is a magazine now. There is a website too, grit.com

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 06:42 PM (n13/j)

229 So I'm still unsure, is Trump on at 8:00 Eastern? 5:00 Western?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 18, 2019 06:43 PM (y6WP0)

230 http://bit.ly/2ZqWOka
*******
Michael Avenatti Rips 'Disgusting Hypocrite' Alyssa Milano

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 18, 2019 06:43 PM (BqBId)

231 Our current theory is someone called Fenelonspoke has been throwing typos around and the tourists were just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Could happen to anyone when you think about it.

Posted by: Dominican Republic Tourism Dept at June 18, 2019 06:43 PM (gC2IV)

232 So I'm still unsure, is Trump on at 8:00 Eastern? 5:00 Western?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 18, 2019 06:43 PM (y6WP0)
*******
YEP

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 18, 2019 06:43 PM (BqBId)

233
So, Dagny doesn't like beautiful women flouncing around in lingerie... hmmm... kindly review the first 27 images of the Thematic Apperception Test and report your interpretations...

Posted by: General Specifically at June 18, 2019 06:43 PM (UFLLM)

234 224-very not every.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2019 06:43 PM (ivkO2)

235 Next are the free blow jobs offers.

I mean she's hasn't given herself anywhere else to go.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 18, 2019 06:43 PM (VkWRL)

236 In a not shithole country they'd take all the alcohol and test it.


I guess, it's hard to know any more.

Posted by: dagny at June 18, 2019 06:44 PM (nRWPy)

237 m: "Government failed you." Biden

"You've been in government for 50 years!" DJT Jr.


Now that right there is gold. Gold!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 18, 2019 06:44 PM (6eEQ+)

238 223 "Government failed you." Biden

"You've been in government for 50 years!" DJT Jr.
Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 06:42 PM (5AuVV)
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Did DJT Jr. really say that?

If so, cool.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 18, 2019 06:44 PM (qC1Sy)

239 Are Don, Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle still a thing?

Posted by: IrishEi at June 18, 2019 06:44 PM (NtglE)

240 The black guy with the slicked hair seated right behind the podium? I think he was a part of the Yahweh bin Yahweh cult in Florida. He looks identical to a guy (who was wearing a Trump shirt) interviewed in a recent documentary about that cult.

Posted by: josephistan at June 18, 2019 06:44 PM (Izzlo)

241 229 So I'm still unsure, is Trump on at 8:00 Eastern? 5:00 Western?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 18, 2019 06:43 PM (y6WP0)

8pm Orlando time. An hour and 15 minutes from now.

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 06:44 PM (5AuVV)

242 239 Are Don, Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle still a thing?

Posted by: IrishEi at June 18, 2019 06:44 PM (NtglE)

Think so.

Posted by: IC at June 18, 2019 06:44 PM (a0IVu)

243 Posted by: Dominican Republic Tourism Dept at June 18, 2019 06:43 PM (gC2IV)

Well, I think they died more unpleasant, painful deaths in the DR than my typos caused.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2019 06:44 PM (ivkO2)

244 Maddow is six inches away from losing her job-- IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2019 06:45 PM (IPXuj)

245 147
Cops shooting Big Papi sort of told me the DR might not be a good place to visit, these days.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 18, 2019 06:29 PM (qC1Sy)


Cops shot him? I didn't hear that.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2019 06:45 PM (sdi6R)

246 Next are the free blow jobs offers.


I see I got here just in time.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 18, 2019 06:45 PM (0H3QF)

247 The American women do well in the Olympics. Kim Rhode has won many medals, and at the last Olympics, it was a young American girl who won the first American gold of the games for a shooting sport. Naturally, NBC all but ignored them.

Actually, the first American Olympic gold medalist in shooting was Pat Spurgin during the 1984 Olympics.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 18, 2019 06:45 PM (PKgxz)

248 229 So I'm still unsure, is Trump on at 8:00 Eastern? 5:00 Western?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 18, 2019 06:43 PM (y6WP0)

He will be on at 8 ET but it's currently going on. Don Jr. is talking now. He cracks me up!

Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 06:46 PM (cF8AT)

249 Government failed you." Biden

"You've been in government for 50 years!" DJT Jr.

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Every (D) controlled city everywhere.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 18, 2019 06:46 PM (mZ/17)

250
That new crater on mars looks a lot like my brown starfish after a might at a NYT editors party!

Posted by: Ricky Madcow at June 18, 2019 06:46 PM (UFLLM)

251 Cops shot him? I didn't hear that.
Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2019 06:45 PM (sdi6R
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Eh, I saw a report that was either guys disguised as cops, or cops that had been bought off shot him.

Not sure if it's true, but it makes for good copy.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 18, 2019 06:46 PM (qC1Sy)

252 Welcome to Delos the Dominican Republic. Please go to your color-coded tram which will take you to your resort of your choice. We are sure you will enjoy your stay in Western World your all-inclusive resort. While you are there, please do whatever you want. There are no rules. And you should feel free to indulge your every whim. Do not be afraid of hurting anything or of hurting yourself. Nothing can go wrong.

Posted by: Archer at June 18, 2019 06:46 PM (gmo/4)

253 Are Don, Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle still a thing?
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Engaged, IIRC.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 18, 2019 06:47 PM (ty7RM)

254 Are Don, Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle still a thing?

Posted by: IrishEi at June 18, 2019 06:44 PM (NtglE)

Again i say: you could dredge a harbor with her mouth.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 18, 2019 06:47 PM (0H3QF)

255 so much for strike through text

Posted by: Archer at June 18, 2019 06:47 PM (gmo/4)

256 >>>You've been in government for 50 years!<<<

Retard strength does not heed to senility.

Posted by: Fritz at June 18, 2019 06:48 PM (kLDv+)

257 How come our time is Pacific time? But you're in Atlantic time?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 18, 2019 06:48 PM (y6WP0)

258 Where do these Trumps get their high energy?

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 06:48 PM (5AuVV)

259 Again i say: you could dredge a harbor with her mouth.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 18, 2019 06:47 PM (0H3QF)
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Harbor dredges need to be able to float and I believe Kimberly is well-equipped in that department.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 18, 2019 06:48 PM (qC1Sy)

260 Don Jr is pretty good.

Posted by: IC at June 18, 2019 06:49 PM (a0IVu)

261 Trump in 2016 "What do you have to lose?"

"Now you've got a LOT to lose!" DJT Jr.

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 06:49 PM (5AuVV)

262 Kimberly.

Call me.

Posted by: New York Harbor at June 18, 2019 06:50 PM (IPXuj)

263 You've been in government for 50 years! You go now!

Posted by: Asian Anti-Incumbant at June 18, 2019 06:50 PM (DuZls)

264 Engaged, IIRC.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 18, 2019 06:47 PM (ty7RM)
~~~~~

Whoa. Not wasting any time.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 18, 2019 06:50 PM (NtglE)

265 Are Don, Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle still a thing?

I hear the wet slapping here in Kentucky. So, yea, they're still "a thing." Or "thang" depending on your approved pronouns.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 18, 2019 06:50 PM (3H9h1)

266 260 Don Jr is pretty good.

Posted by: IC at June 18, 2019 06:49 PM (a0IVu)

Remember his speech at the Rep. convention? Excellent.

I remember someone here commenting, "Maybe we nominated the wrong Donald."

Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 06:50 PM (cF8AT)

267 Where do these Trumps get their high energy?
Posted by: m


Red Bull. It gives you wings!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 18, 2019 06:50 PM (S6Pax)

268 Where do these Trumps get their high energy

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Its the super meth. Much better than your prole meth. Refined from red alluvial gold deposits. Luxurious. And it whitens your teeth.

Posted by: PDT at June 18, 2019 06:51 PM (wNuYF)

269 Again i say: you could dredge a harbor with her mouth.
====================
That's a feature, not a bug, according to my pants.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 18, 2019 06:51 PM (ty7RM)

270 No collusion wasn't just a win for my father. It was a win for you!

DJT Jr. (paraphrase)

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 06:51 PM (5AuVV)

271 Whatever happened to "Grit" anyway?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 18, 2019 06:34 PM


We cornered the market for it.

Posted by: Millennials at June 18, 2019 06:51 PM (pfuwb)

272 I'm pretty sure our wedding trip won't be to the Dominican Republic.

Posted by: Kimberly Gilfoyle at June 18, 2019 06:51 PM (hjaPQ)

273 228 Whatever happened to "Grit" anyway?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 18, 2019 06:34 PM (ujg0T)


It is a magazine now. There is a website too, grit.com
Posted by: Quint

they have an all western tv network too.

Posted by: x at June 18, 2019 06:51 PM (nFwvY)

274
Biden has been in government one year 50 times.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2019 06:51 PM (Wx/+I)

275 Or, you can experience a culture as the locals do.

Posted by: irright

Si. Ow.

Posted by: severely wounded David Ortiz at June 18, 2019 06:52 PM (QzkSJ)

276 Kimberly has the whole hot sexy cougar thing going on...

Posted by: IC at June 18, 2019 06:52 PM (a0IVu)

277 The rally is on OAN channel 116 you gotta see this

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at June 18, 2019 06:52 PM (9TR2V)

278 "They would lose their G__damn minds!"

DJT, Jr.

Posted by: Ersatz at June 18, 2019 06:52 PM (PFyUT)

279 This attempted coup on the Trump Presidency is a political Chernobyl.

They are attempting to liquidate the damages by pouring a continuous stream of innuendo and epithets and fake news attacks to bring him down... hoping to gum up the works of government to force him to quit taking Pence with him and leaving Pelosi in charge to fix things. She'll appoint Hillary VP and resign making Hillary POTUS.

The surge in illegals is part of the pressure. The presstitutes are all in on it. Electoral College elimination is a back up plan. It's a slow burn full on revolution.

Posted by: torabora at June 18, 2019 06:52 PM (hhrZn)

280 kindly review the first 27 images of the Thematic Apperception Test and report your interpretations...


Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother.

Posted by: Holden at June 18, 2019 06:52 PM (yQpMk)

281 PDT doesn't drink or smoke. The kids would do well to follow that example.

Posted by: JAS at June 18, 2019 06:52 PM (I5SAg)

282 257 How come our time is Pacific time? But you're in Atlantic time?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 18, 2019 06:48 PM (y6WP0)



Fun fact: "Atlantic Time Zone" is one hour ahead of Eastern Time Zone, and includes Puerto Rico, the USVI, and Canada east of snotty Quebec.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 18, 2019 06:53 PM (ujg0T)

283 Whatever happened to "Grit" anyway?
Posted by: Curmudgeon

Aisle 19, bin 26

Posted by: Home Depot at June 18, 2019 06:53 PM (QzkSJ)

284 Dominican Republic? The alcohol is the least of your worries.

Posted by: Big Papi at June 18, 2019 06:53 PM (IPXuj)

285
Interestingly, the National Museum in the DR is quite good, and has one of the few Mayan Codex books the Spanish didn't burn. It's fascinating. Should be removed on loan to the Nelson Atkins Museum in Kansas City for safe keeping.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 18, 2019 06:53 PM (UFLLM)

286 Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother.

Honest. Frugal.

Not much else.

Posted by: JAS at June 18, 2019 06:53 PM (I5SAg)

287 What do you think the reaction would be if DJT Jr. took one dollar and fifty cents from the Chinese?

DJT Jr.

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 06:53 PM (5AuVV)

288 Nurse and Insom
Have a great time, we'll need videos for proof however, this being the Horde.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at June 18, 2019 06:53 PM (TkuZ0)

289 He's hammering Biden's son.

"What do you think the media would say if Donald Trump's son, me, took one point five dollars from the Chinese? Not $1.5 BILLION...one point five dollars. They'd lose their friggin' minds!"

Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 06:54 PM (cF8AT)

290 DTjr. is just TEARIN' IT UP

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at June 18, 2019 06:54 PM (9TR2V)

291 "They would lose their G__damn minds!"

DJT, Jr.
Posted by: Ersatz at June 18, 2019 06:52 PM (PFyUT)


He's got my vote.

As a replacement for Hannity, if nothing else.

Posted by: filbert at June 18, 2019 06:54 PM (Lz9fr)

292 278 "They would lose their G__damn minds!"

DJT, Jr.
Posted by: Ersatz at June 18, 2019 06:52 PM (PFyUT)

Yeah. I didn't much like that.

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 06:54 PM (5AuVV)

293 There is this place called Europe. It has islands, lots of them. The wine is better.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 06:54 PM (n13/j)

294
NurseR and Insom are on honeymoon in the DR?

Cool!

Bring back rum.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 18, 2019 06:55 PM (UFLLM)

295 I want to have his baby.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2019 06:55 PM (IPXuj)

296
Actually I was reminded that today would have been my parents' 70th anniversary.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2019 06:55 PM (Wx/+I)

297 What's a grit?

Posted by: Vincent Laguardia Gambini, Esq. at June 18, 2019 06:55 PM (Izzlo)

298 292 278 "They would lose their G__damn minds!"

DJT, Jr.
Posted by: Ersatz at June 18, 2019 06:52 PM (PFyUT)

Yeah. I didn't much like that.
Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 06:54 PM (5AuVV)

Yeah. Can't claim that I don't use that kind of language. But I'm a little surprised that he dropped the GD bomb with that crowd.

Posted by: Ersatz at June 18, 2019 06:55 PM (PFyUT)

299 Next are the free blow jobs offers.


I see I got here just in time.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy


Out behind the dumpster.

Posted by: False advertising at June 18, 2019 06:55 PM (QzkSJ)

300 Where in the world do you come up with The Dominican Republic as a destination?
===================
We take a company trip every year. We had been going to the Yucatan, that's turning Acapulco quickly, the gangs are shooting up Cancun, it's only a matter of time before they hit some resorts to extort protection money. In Jamaica, you are a prisoner of your resort, on a land-locked cruise ship. The Bahamas are still ok, I guess.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 18, 2019 06:38 PM (ty7RM)


Latin AMerica is nothing but shitholes. And the Carribean ... islands that would be paradises in any other circumstance, are shitholes, too.

What a total waste.

The fact is that the only places that were ever even half-good were colonies. ONce they got their independence most of these places won the race to the bottom and have been hanging out there ever since. Haiti's been independent for something like 300 years, hasn't it? Shithole. With black magic.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2019 06:56 PM (weya0)

301 However you want to look at it, pasting 50 years in Government together is an accomplishment.

Posted by: Tio Joe "Slow" Biden at June 18, 2019 06:56 PM (pfuwb)

302 Kim on now!

Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 06:56 PM (cF8AT)

303 Four More Years, the crowd chants. Also: USA!

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 06:56 PM (5AuVV)

304 Should be removed on loan to the Nelson Atkins Museum in Kansas City for safe keeping.
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 18, 2019 06:53 PM (UFLLM)


The USDA people moving here from DC can take a side trip down there to pick it up. Make themselves useful for something.

Posted by: filbert at June 18, 2019 06:56 PM (Lz9fr)

305 He has charisma.

Posted by: IC at June 18, 2019 06:56 PM (a0IVu)

306 Nood Shaft.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2019 06:56 PM (t+qrx)

307 And there's KIMBERLY!

Posted by: Ersatz at June 18, 2019 06:56 PM (PFyUT)

308 I don't think I have ever had DR rum. I have had Haitan rum and it was quite good. Barbancourt is from Haiti.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 06:57 PM (n13/j)

309 Kimberly. There they are!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2019 06:57 PM (IPXuj)

310 292 I freakin' LOVED IT

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at June 18, 2019 06:57 PM (9TR2V)

311 Checking man-crush gauge. zero-point-zero.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2019 06:57 PM (yQpMk)

312 It's only 66 here today, South Orange County. June Gloom is a bitch.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 18, 2019 06:57 PM (y6WP0)

313 Oh he just introduced her from the wings.

Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 06:58 PM (cF8AT)

314 Pence up soon. Then Melania!

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 06:59 PM (5AuVV)

315 Wow, look at that crowd! Almost all white. And Deplorable.

And those deplorables are deplorable!

_____________

NPC's everywhere.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 18, 2019 07:01 PM (qC1Sy)

316 Hey once I was cold cocked by Ray Maddow in a dike bar. Dude can hit!

Posted by: sOME mORON at June 18, 2019 07:02 PM (k3N8X)

317 $20, same as in town!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 18, 2019 07:05 PM (AZxMX)

318 Where are you guys watching this?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 18, 2019 07:12 PM (AZxMX)

319 Where are you guys watching this?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 18, 2019 07:12 PM
~~~~~

theconservativetreehouse.com

Posted by: IrishEi at June 18, 2019 07:20 PM (NtglE)

320 Maddow loving on the NYT's pussy like it was a well oiled Gweneth Paltrow pelt.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 18, 2019 07:23 PM (pw+jk)

321 Marines --> DR

Posted by: Wit's End at June 18, 2019 08:22 PM (ROYpB)

322
Fiercely conservative David Jolly, unindicted vehicular manslaughterer, speaks the troof, Boss!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 18, 2019 09:57 PM (dPMBY)

323
Well, that wound up going wide of its mark ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 18, 2019 09:59 PM (dPMBY)

324 You misspelled Madcow.

Posted by: jdgalt at June 18, 2019 11:04 PM (3SFo/)

325 You can teleflirt, but you can't tell them much.

Posted by: Ray at June 19, 2019 01:05 PM (AVxHd)

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