Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (11/20/19) I Forgot There Was A Debate Tonight Edition

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THE QUOTES OF THE DAY


Quote I

"Almost everyone involved in public-policy debates agrees that it would be good if the federal government could collect more revenue without raising tax rates or reducing tax deductions or credits. It should be indisputable that investment to make sure all citizens meet their tax obligations is desirable."
The National Bureau of Economic
Research


Quote II

“You all seem to have forgotten that Jeffrey Epstein, the offense for which he was charged and for which he was imprisoned, was for soliciting prostitution from minors. That is not the same thing as pedophilia,” Lady Colin Campbell


Quote III

“If we distribute a bunch of stuff that’s frozen or from the refrigerator and cold, what are people going to do with it? Take it home and not have anywhere to put it?” Beth Stanton


Quote IV

We extend our deepest sympathies to the family of the pet involved in this incident. We take this matter very seriously and are working directly with those involved to determine the circumstances behind this event. Based on the outcome of our investigation, we will take the appropriate action.” FedEx

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Truth or fiction? The sad fact is that it is so believable.

First-term firebrand Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has come out in support of what many are calling obvious truth: “Einstein didn’t kill himself.”

“But I don’t know why everyone’s making such a big deal about it,” Ocasio-Cortez said in a press conference. “I mean, like, he’s been dead for over a thousand years right? Or was that Newton? I’m not good at history.”

It’s unclear whether AOC as the kids like to call her was aware that Einstein died at the Princeton Medical Center in 1955.

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Let me get this straight. Gay, black, employed as an actor and act out a fake hate crime hoax and you're suing the City of Chicago? Big balls.

Via Fox News:

Jussie Smollett says the $10,000 he was mandated to pay after the criminal case against him was closed should prevent the city of Chicago from seeking reimbursement for the police investigation following his claim, back in January 2019, that he was a victim of a racist and homophobic attack.

Attorneys for the former “Empire” actor filed a response Tuesday to Chicago’s lawsuit in federal court. They also filed a counterclaim against the city, saying Smollett was the victim of a malicious prosecution that caused humiliation and extreme distress.


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The ACLU certainly doesn't know much about law. And knows less about science.

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And once you control their healthcare, you can control them completely. Outrageous medical care in Great Britain. Or nothing to see here move along.

At least 42 babies and three mothers died at maternity wards covered by a single hospital trust due to a ‘toxic’ culture, a leaked report has claimed.

Children were also left with disabilities as a result of substandard care at Shrewsbury and Telford Hospital Trust in what could possibly be the largest maternity scandal in NHS history.

Staff at the trust routinely dismissed parents’ concerns, were unkind and got dead babies’ names wrong, according to the document seen by The Independent.

In one troubling case, parents were not told their baby’s body had arrived back from the post-mortem examination, and it was left to decompose so badly the family never got to say goodbye properly.

The interim update report comes from an independent inquiry led by maternity expert Donna Ockenden, which was launched by former health secretary Jeremy Hunt in July 2017.

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Dear Mummy I still want to be prince. Make the hullabaloo go away.

Prince Andrew was forced to quit royal duties last night after a dramatic intervention by the Queen and the Prince of Wales.

They took decisive action to contain the fall-out from the duke's disastrous TV interview about his friendship with a paedophile billionaire.

The interview triggered days of catastrophic headlines and caused a string of businesses and charities to desert him.

Following lengthy discussions with Charles, who is touring New Zealand, the Queen summoned Andrew to Buckingham Palace and told him to step down.


On the bright side he didn't tell certain members of the press #LearnToCode.

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Nancy Pelosi explains..............

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Not preaching, but.....There are reasons for leash laws. Australian woman beaten severely by a kangaroo.

A woman in Australia needed 25 stitches to her face and almost lost an eye after being mauled by a kangaroo while walking her dog.

The attack happened near a popular walking trail in the city of Wodonga, in the state of Victoria, according to CNN affiliate 9News. Dina, who declined to share her last name, let her pet dog off its leash and it began chasing a large male kangaroo — prompting her to try to intervene.

“I ran up the embankment to try and get my dog away but not realizing that I was only three or four meters behind the roo,” Dina told 9News. “And that’s when I sensed the roo was panicking, and thinking, ‘I’m being attacked on all sides.'”

She turned around right as the kangaroo attacked her from behind, knocking her to the ground.


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The DOJ has recently released a study. Four things in common that mass shooters share.

The stereotype of a mass shooter is a white male with a history of mental illness or domestic violence. While that may be anecdotally true, the largest single study of mass shooters ever funded by the U.S. government has found that nearly all mass shooters have four specific things in common.

A new Department of Justice-funded study of all mass shootings — killings of four or more people in a public place — since 1966 found that the shooters typically have an experience with childhood trauma, a personal crisis or specific grievance, and a “script” or examples that validate their feelings or provide a roadmap. And then there’s the fourth thing: access to a firearm.


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We are all Morons here and The ONT knows you won't be offended. Looking for the perfect Christmas gift for that young child? Here ya go.

A Nerf dart gun, ice cream-scented Nickelodeon slime and a plastic Power Rangers claw are among the toys topping a consumer safety group’s list of worst toys for the holidays.

World Against Toys Causing Harm unveiled its annual list Tuesday at a Boston children’s hospital.

A realistic toy machine gun, a “pogo trick board,” a yeti teddy bear and a pull-along caterpillar toy for infants also made the list.

The Massachusetts nonprofit has been releasing the list for more than 40 years.

It says many of the products present choking, eye and other safety hazards frequently found in poorly designed toys. It also cites the products for having inconsistent and inadequate warnings labels.

The organization says the Nerf Ultra One gun, which is billed as firing soft darts up to 120 feet, shoots the projectiles with enough force to potentially cause eye injuries.

We aren't advocating for Irwin Mainway....................Yet.


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The State of California does believe in walls. No more fleeing the State of California.

SACRAMENTO, CA—California's state government has announced it will agree to build a wall as President Trump has been pushing for, except this wall will keep people in, not out.


People trying to flee the socialist state in U-Hauls in search of a better life will be greeted with a large concrete structure running across all exits from the state. Modeled after the Berlin Wall, the structure will provide comfort and security to state legislators fearful of citizens fleeing for basic necessities like electricity, taxes less than 100%, and plastic straws and bags.

The rest of the country all pitched in for the wall, too, so Governor Newsom only needed to raise income taxes by a few percentage points to fund it.

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If there is Karma. This guy might be a deserving candidate.

According to Aftonbladet, one of the largest daily newspapers in the Nordic countries, a biological male who was convicted of killing and butchering his ex-girlfriend has been approved to move to a woman’s jail facility after claiming to be transgender.

In 2013, Kristoffer Johansson, who now goes by Kim Marie, was convicted of killing and cutting up his ex-girlfriend, Expressen reported last week. Johansson recently started a “gender correction” in prison, the outlet noted, citing Aftonbladet. He alerted authorities about alleged harassment following the “correction” and submitted a request to be transferred to an all-female jail. After initially receiving a rejection of the application, Johansson has now been approved to serve out the rest of his time in a woman-only facility.


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I might live in the frozen tundra. But I don't see myself in Canada participating in the Hair Freezing Contest.

Now I’m well aware that there are some crazy contests around the world. People seem to love doing obscure things to showcase their talents or personalities. Sometimes people just enjoy throwing themselves out there into the world to find new friends and things to enjoy. I’ve heard of weird contests like extreme ironing, where contestants try to iron clothes in the craziest places such as underwater or even while jumping out of a plane. I’ve seen funny contests where people even try their best to replicate a pig’s calls and snorts. Well I came across a contest in Canada that looks like a blast. I’ve never seen anything like it before and the conditions in Whitehorse, Yukon are just perfect for this unique contest. Because temperatures can reach – 22 degrees in the winter months, people tend to stay inside. Not these people though and they have a very good reason.

They are happy to go outside because they are competing in the annual Hair Freezing Contest of Whitehorse, Canada. This event is held every February when temperatures can reach below – 22 degrees. The well-below-freezing temps combined with a dip in the 104 degree hot springs makes for one unique contest. A hair freezing contest!


And in case you're wondering. I do have a full head of hair.


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THE ONT MUSICAL INTERLUDE



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Refrain from liquor, abstain from drugs and stay the hell away from the casino. Genius Award Winner.

Mayor Domenic Sarno’s communications director tried to call the MGM casino’s president via the FaceTime app at 3 a.m. while being detained by police after allegedly vandalizing a restaurant, including plucking lemons off a tree and hurling them through the kitchen and dining room.

Marian K. Sullivan, 27, of Springfield, pleaded not guilty to malicious destruction of property in Springfield District Court Monday morning, one day after Sarno issued a media advisory announcing that he placed Sullivan on paid administrative leave following her arrest.


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Shop owner goes over and above the call of duty. Your lovable Cob wouldn't have. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Nov. 19 (UPI) -- A New York state bagel store clerk is being hailed as a hero after taking a 7-hour round-trip drive to return a set of keys left behind by a customer.

Diana Chong said her husband kept the car running while she popped into Bagels 101 in Middle Island to grab some coffee.


"I took my keys because I use the Bally Rewards," Chong told WPVI-TV. "I come here every morning on my way to work. And then after that, I got my bagels. I went back in the car and we drove away."

Chong said it wasn't until arriving in Honesdale, Pa., that she realized she had left the keys 180 miles away at the bagel shop. The key ring includes the fob needed to start her family vehicle.


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1 ha ha, not the Bee:
https://tinyurl.com/vy5737x

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2019 09:31 PM (r+sAi)

2 and a first!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (r+sAi)

3 I own this baby.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (r+sAi)

4 YGBFKM!

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (VcFUs)

5 Nobody else is even close.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (r+sAi)

6 I shall fetch the corgis

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 20, 2019 09:33 PM (VcFUs)

7 Plants flag like Paolo planting somebody's wife.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2019 09:33 PM (r+sAi)

8 It's looking a little gray and boxy in this thread

Posted by: DocJ at November 20, 2019 09:33 PM (DU2N9)

9 Wow, that was fast. Nicely done.

Posted by: DocJ at November 20, 2019 09:34 PM (DU2N9)

10 But seriously, look at my link in 1.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2019 09:34 PM (r+sAi)

11 Nice pic MisHum - I love the old windmill.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (Y4EXg)

12 Yay. ONT. thx mishum

Posted by: Zeera BMGG Books Make Great Gifts at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (zUdXR)

13 The ACLU certainly doesn't know much about law. And knows less about science.

I actually find myself cringing whenever I hear politicians and non-scientists talking about science. I mean, I'm an engineer so, barely a scientist. But wow, these savants are The Stoopid when it comes to the hard sciences.

Posted by: DocJ at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (DU2N9)

14 Wine moms gonna love Buttigieg's goo goo talk about working together.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (ZfRYq)

15 Hello Dear, how was your day?

Those of us in the Eastern Time Zone really appreciate the early ONT's.

Thank you, MisHum

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (9HQoP)

16 Oooh, Klobuchar Buttigieg catfight!

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:36 PM (ZfRYq)

17 Photo-shopped or not, I like it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:36 PM (BiNEL)

18 I own this baby.

You can have him.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 20, 2019 09:36 PM (EgshT)

19 Shaking things up with the early ONT. I like it mishum.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...shoot the man behind the curtain at November 20, 2019 09:36 PM (+5iMQ)

20 Klobuchar thinks the shakiest person on the stage should be elected.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:37 PM (ZfRYq)

21 Holy cow--what a luxurious ONT, MisHum!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2019 09:37 PM (TdMsT)

22 Well since you willowed us by launching early:

347
It's "Comma-la".



Posted by: Kamala! All in on Iowa 2020! at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (DMUuz)


Comma-La

Comma-La

Comma-La kneepad girl,

You come and blow, you come and blo-o-ow!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:37 PM (lnWzE)

23 Joe, But like Hillary, all your experiences are bad.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:38 PM (DBGf/)

24 At least 42 babies and three mothers died at maternity wards covered by a single hospital trust due to a toxic culture, a leaked report has claimed.
Children were also left with disabilities as a result of substandard care at Shrewsbury and Telford Hospital Trust in what could possibly be the largest maternity scandal in NHS history.
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UK healthcare for ALL!

(except me and my friends)

Posted by: Every Democrat presidential candidate at November 20, 2019 09:38 PM (sy5kK)

25 Is it me, or is Joe Biden morphing into Andrew Yang?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:38 PM (DXT9A)

26 My week here is done.
Glad you enjoy the early ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 09:38 PM (aA3+G)

27 Almost everyone involved in public-policy debates agrees that it would be good if the federal government could collect more revenue without raising tax rates or reducing tax deductions or credits.

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Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!

Posted by: Bullwinkle J. Moose, Ph.D in Economics at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (+y/Ru)

28 All of the candidates on the stage have Twitter accounts.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (ZfRYq)

29 Nowhere is safe. I tuned to QVC to see about maybe doing some Christmas shopping.

RuPaul is on. Selling makeup.

Kill. Me. Now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (ptqGC)

30 Wow. Another softball question. Stupid twat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (DXT9A)

31 In a technical sense, Lady Colin Campbell is not wrong. In a practical sense, she can piss up a rope.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (3Z6pZ)

32 Nice pic of a partial eclipse...perhaps coming out of annularity, perhaps not.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (71NaS)

33 LOL. I wanted to be the re-incarnation of Einstein.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (DBGf/)

34 15
Hello Dear, how was your day?



Those of us in the Eastern Time Zone really appreciate the early ONT's.



Thank you, MisHum

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (9HQoP)

Did you just bless his heart? Because I think you just blessed his heart. Or maybe not. Consider his heart two chambers blessed, two chambers unblessed.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:40 PM (lnWzE)

35 irwin mainway was ahead of his time. that shit was hilarious.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 09:40 PM (KP5rU)

36 Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
Posted by: Bullwinkle J. Moose, Ph.D in Economics at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (+y/Ru)


I just hope neither Cory or Buttplug pull a rabbit out of their asses.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:40 PM (DXT9A)

37 Kill. Me. Now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (ptqGC)

Honey, nothing is ever that hopeless.

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 09:40 PM (9HQoP)

38 "Lock her up?"

I didn't chant that.

I chanted "String her up."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:40 PM (DXT9A)

39
"We extend our deepest sympathies to the family of the pet involved in this incident. We take this matter very seriously and are working directly with those involved to determine the circumstances behind this event. Based on the outcome of our investigation, we will take the appropriate action." FedEx

Translation: we don't give a damn about your little dog.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:40 PM (7rVsF)

40 Sanders actually taken aback by lock him up question

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:41 PM (ZfRYq)

41 RuPaul is on. Selling makeup.

Kill. Me. Now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

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And I'll bet he looked "FABULOUS!!" lol

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 09:41 PM (Y4EXg)

42 Just to get this in somewhere --

I realized only today that NPR's "Morning Edition"* coverage of the House hearings consistently has the same focus: the next person to testify, whose testimony will definitely prove illegality by Trump.

They never air tape of yesterday's witness.

This tells me the Dems are shooting blanks.



*I'm stuck listening to that crap if I want to stay in bed. Wife is a longtime liberal who has wakened to that confounded broadcast since college 30 years ago.

Posted by: Weak Geek at November 20, 2019 09:41 PM (u/nim)

43 35 irwin mainway was ahead of his time. that shit was hilarious.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 09:40 PM (KP5rU)

Yup. When SNL was funny, really f*cking funny

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 09:41 PM (aA3+G)

44 Oh that poor puppy

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 20, 2019 09:42 PM (dUJdY)

45 Out: fossil fuel.

In: fossil candidates.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:42 PM (DXT9A)

46 I'd like to see Bloomie and Bernie go at it one-on-one. Bernie will turn purple with rage at the sight of Bloomie, no doubt.

Buttygig should enjoy his 15 minutes of fame now, while he can.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 20, 2019 09:42 PM (71NaS)

47 Hey everybody.

Just got back from Cheesecake Factory. Nothing like a delicious 40-buck 9000 calorie meal to make your day... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (L2ZTs)

48 Yup. When SNL was funny, really f*cking funny
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

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My personal favorite was the "Bass-o-matic" spot.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (Y4EXg)

49 Some of you people are actually watching the debate?

Geez, get a life.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (2PXwn)

50 36 Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
Posted by: Bullwinkle J. Moose, Ph.D in Economics at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (+y/Ru)

I just hope neither Cory or Buttplug pull a rabbit out of their asses.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:40 PM (DXT9A)


That would get me to leave the MAC game.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (aA3+G)

51 One more plastic surgery and Biden will be saying: "You been here four hour. You go now!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (DXT9A)

52 This tells me the Dems are shooting blanks.

Posted by: Weak Geek at November 20, 2019 09:41 PM (u/nim)

The Walls have been Closing In for 3-years now. They got nothing, but they'll manufacture some sort of fiction they can sell to their mouthbreathing dangerously insane base and then we get to see how many of those Trump District Dems want to be 1-termers.

Posted by: DocJ at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (DU2N9)

53 Biden: Let's be civil to each other, not like that asshole Trump.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:44 PM (ZfRYq)

54 Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (L2ZTs)

Your writing gig must be paying well.
No chicken sammich tonight?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 09:44 PM (aA3+G)

55
Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!

That never works.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:44 PM (7rVsF)

56 So Larry David gets ten times as much time as Tulsi?

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:44 PM (n13/j)

57 29 Nowhere is safe. I tuned to QVC to see about maybe doing some Christmas shopping.

RuPaul is on. Selling makeup.

Kill. Me. Now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (ptqGC)


I'm sure there is a Hallmark Christmas movie on right now.

The one where the hot single woman comes home unexpectedly from the big city, has some problems with her relationship getting cheated on, and the puny, dorky friend she confided in during her junior year of high school just happens to run into her at the store, and is now a heart surgeon and People's Sexiest Man of the Year. And misses her dearly.

Everyday, common movie plots.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 09:44 PM (sy5kK)

58 My personal favorite was the "Bass-o-matic" spot.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (Y4EXg)

Oh No, Mr. Bill!

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 09:44 PM (9HQoP)

59 48 Yup. When SNL was funny, really f*cking funny
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

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My personal favorite was the "Bass-o-matic" spot.

I remember 'Bag-O-Glass'

Funny stuff.

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at November 20, 2019 09:44 PM (377Zs)

60 Has Biden gone Chinese??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:45 PM (DXT9A)

61 Ronnie James fucking Dio

Greatest metal voice ever

Posted by: Boomer at November 20, 2019 09:45 PM (ucNdt)

62 i don't know if that quote was supposed to be sarcastic, but i agree that soliciting prostitution from minors is different than pedophilia.

Posted by: mjc at November 20, 2019 09:45 PM (Pg+x7)

63 Holy cow--what a luxurious ONT, MisHum!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2019 09:37 PM (TdMsT)


It's got cup holders!

*plays with wing vent windows*

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2019 09:45 PM (t+qrx)

64 MisHum, no chicken sammich tonight.
I got to Popeyes, then remembered I left my brass knuckles at home :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 09:45 PM (L2ZTs)

65 Has Biden gone Chinese??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

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I really think so.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 09:45 PM (Y4EXg)

66 I was really hopeful when I saw the California border wall story, until I saw it was from the Bee. Darn.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 09:45 PM (2PXwn)

67 52 This tells me the Dems are shooting blanks.



I'm still not pregnant.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at November 20, 2019 09:45 PM (sy5kK)

68 putting your kids in day care is not going to help them. I visited a day care with a relative and it was like a gulag. What a horrible existence for a kid imo.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:46 PM (n13/j)

69 Three golfer chicks at the same time? Seems like a good idea to me.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 09:46 PM (NWiLs)

70 Lady Campbell,

First LOLGF.

Second Epstein was the pmp for the pedophiles.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2019 09:46 PM (fhDmL)

71 "I have two kids, one is going to be a dentist, and the other a computer programmer. But you knew that."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:46 PM (DXT9A)

72 A new Department of Justice-funded study of all mass shootings - killings of four or more people in a public place - since 1966 found that the shooters typically have an experience with childhood trauma, a personal crisis or specific grievance, and a "script" or examples that validate their feelings or provide a roadmap. And then there's the fourth thing: access to a firearm.


Fifth thing: 24 mass shooters out of the last 25 didn't have a father in the home.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 09:46 PM (ob5xJ)

73 Bad ideas + alcohol = fun (or death)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 09:46 PM (L2ZTs)

74 ... if you ever had sex with a 16 year old girl, even if you were 16 at the time, that makes you a pedophile apparently.

Posted by: mjc at November 20, 2019 09:46 PM (Pg+x7)

75 More content on ONT than from all the various DemoBolsheviks at their CommieCoffeeKlatch.

Posted by: Miklos, opinionating at November 20, 2019 09:47 PM (QzkSJ)

76 I miss Ronnie James Dio.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 09:47 PM (WTo7J)

77 61 Ronnie James fucking Dio

Greatest metal voice ever
Posted by: Boomer at November 20, 2019 09:45 PM (ucNdt)

Got 'Holy Diver' near the top of my metal playlist.

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at November 20, 2019 09:47 PM (377Zs)

78 59
48 Yup. When SNL was funny, really f*cking funny

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian



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My personal favorite was the "Bass-o-matic" spot.



I remember 'Bag-O-Glass'



Funny stuff.

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at November 20, 2019 09:44 PM (377Zs


Colon Blow.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:47 PM (lnWzE)

79 Dio sabbath > ozzy sabbath

So let it be written

Posted by: Boomer at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (ucNdt)

80 I have to admit. Among these jokes. It makes sense that Bootysweat is rising in the polls. But I dont' think he can get the dem nod.
btw, it is so forced that klobouchar keeps saying "farmers". Nice try, you have no chance with any farmer.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (n13/j)

81 ❘❘❘❙❙❚♠

Suddenly realized MH would post the ONT early because of Demdebates Slaving Time. Again.

So, Howdy.

Might've commented sooner but I was watching

I almost hate to mention it

"A Love Like No Otter" from Aquarium Love Stories

https://youtu.be/4KE_qHZF7pI

Which would be really cute were it not for, you know, youse guyses.

Posted by: mindful webworker - I otter know better at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (5RITs)

82 Three golfer chicks at the same time? Seems like a good idea to me.
Posted by: Insomniac

Assuming gender again, eh?

Posted by: Miklos, an X is not a Y at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (QzkSJ)

83 Hoorah Shrewsbury! Floreat Salopia!

What a disgrace.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (ykYG2)

84 Okay, I think I am done.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (ZfRYq)

85 Has anyone congratulated Gramps Joe on Hunter's lil' bundle to be yet?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (ptqGC)

86 C-I-L-L My Landlord

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (L2ZTs)

87 74
... if you ever had sex with a 16 year old girl, even if you were 16 at the time, that makes you a pedophile apparently.

Posted by: mjc


It wasn't for lack of trying on the part of 16 year old me.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (T6t7i)

88 Slow Joe just said "That's not who we are." But I have absolutely no idea what he was talking about before he said it. (And neither, probably, does he.

Posted by: corn and beans at November 20, 2019 09:49 PM (tkNkP)

89
Kind of a tipoff how the Democrats are going, when the biggest story the last 2 days is Eric Swalwell's giant fart.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 09:49 PM (sy5kK)

90 Remember when people said that if you legalize gay marriage you are going to have the left eventually arguing for pedophilia too?

Remember how liberals and "moderates" said that was crazy talk.

WELL HELLO LADY CAMPBELL!

Posted by: 18-1 at November 20, 2019 09:49 PM (WdocV)

91 82 Three golfer chicks at the same time? Seems like a good idea to me.
Posted by: Insomniac

Assuming gender again, eh?
Posted by: Miklos, an X is not a Y at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (QzkSJ)

Well, the plan would be to verify, but yeah.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 09:49 PM (NWiLs)

92 "The DOJ has recently released a study. Four things in common that mass shooters share."

No, the "study" was created by something called "The Violence Project," not the DOJ. DOJ funds were used.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at November 20, 2019 09:49 PM (mk9aG)

93 79 Dio sabbath > ozzy sabbath

So let it be written
Posted by: Boomer at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (ucNdt)

No argument from me. But, YMMV with the rest of the Horde

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 09:49 PM (aA3+G)

94 Oh boo hoo. Women have to do all the work.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:49 PM (DBGf/)

95 >>>I'm sure there is a Hallmark Christmas movie on right now.
The one where the hot single woman comes home unexpectedly from the big city, has some problems with her relationship getting cheated on, and the puny, dorky friend she confided in during her junior year of high school just happens to run into her at the store, and is now a heart surgeon and People's Sexiest Man of the Year. And misses her dearly.

------


You left out the bed and breakfast he also just happens to own, and which is in need of someone with her particular skills to win the Greatest Christmas Destinations contest and bring much-needed life back to the town.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 09:50 PM (2PXwn)

96 MisHum, no chicken sammich tonight.
I got to Popeyes, then remembered I left my brass knuckles at home :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve


When you get to the counter, make sure to tell the tranny you want the spicy sandwich.
And if your Popeyes doesn't have a tranny behind the counter, you're more than welcome to come to mine.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 09:50 PM (ob5xJ)

97 the biggest story the last 2 days is Eric Swalwell's giant fart.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 09:49 PM (sy5kK)

In many ways, this is the story of Obama.

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 09:50 PM (9HQoP)

98 RONNIE JAMES FUCKIN' DIOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

*cough*

Good evening.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 09:50 PM (RYP5Z)

99 One thing I'll give Joe Biden, he is one of the few Democrat leaders that we can pretty sure hasn't raped a child yet.

OTOH, looking at him groping them its not for lack of wanting to.

Posted by: Obligatory at November 20, 2019 09:50 PM (WdocV)

100 87 74
... if you ever had sex with a 16 year old girl, even if you were 16 at the time, that makes you a pedophile apparently.

Posted by: mjc

It wasn't for lack of trying on the part of 16 year old me.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (T6t7i)

Heh. My evangelical upbringing conditioned me that sex was shameful and bad. Left me more than a bit warped.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 09:51 PM (NWiLs)

101 the biggest story the last 2 days is Eric Swalwell's giant fart.

It'll blow over. RUN!!!!

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:51 PM (T6t7i)

102 the biggest story the last 2 days is Eric Swalwell's giant fart.

___

Remember when I said I was going to nuke you bitter clingers?

SURPRISE ANAL NUKE!


Posted by: Eric Farwell at November 20, 2019 09:51 PM (WdocV)

103 Apparently the State of Georgia has suffered horribly because Tank Abrams wasn't elected governor.

Yeah, she's going to be the running mate of one of these idiots.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:51 PM (ptqGC)

104 It began when the ACLU forced the state of Calif. to close the mental hospitals.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (DBGf/)

105 79 Dio sabbath > ozzy sabbath

So let it be written
Posted by: Boomer



https://youtu.be/oO6uBQJ35N0

Yep

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (WTo7J)

106 Biden Baby, it's cold outside.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (am9TE)

107
The ONT Classical Music Interlude

For Moron Robbie, the Chorus Mysticism from the Symphony No. 8 (Symphony of a Thousand) of Gustav Mahler. A Proms performance at the Royal Albert Hall by the National Youth Orchestra of Great Britain conducted by Sir Simon Rattle.

https://youtu.be/9WhNn6zxqVg

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (7rVsF)

108 Posted by: mindful webworker - I otter know better at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (5RITs)


The Dems had nothing to do with posting. It's been a long day

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (aA3+G)

109 Heh. My evangelical upbringing conditioned me that sex was shameful and bad. Left me more than a bit warped.
***

Interestingly evangelicalism's predecessors did NOT share that view.

Yes, you should be married first, but then you better be making the Mrs/Mr happy.


Posted by: 18-1 at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (WdocV)

110 Free health care!? Walter Reed here I come! Nancy, get your boney ass to the back of the line! I'm first! What? That's not how this is going to work? You saying they're lying? Aren't we all going to be equal? Well piss on it then!Trump 2020 + forever!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (LOq4H)

111
Take a gander at one of the Epstein guards:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7708819

That's about what I've come to expect. Top Hoes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (f1Vqw)

112 95
>>>I'm sure there is a Hallmark Christmas movie on right now.

The one where the hot single woman comes home unexpectedly from the
big city, has some problems with her relationship getting cheated on,
and the puny, dorky friend she confided in during her junior year of
high school just happens to run into her at the store, and is now a
heart surgeon and People's Sexiest Man of the Year. And misses her
dearly.



------





You left out the bed and breakfast he also just happens to own, and
which is in need of someone with her particular skills to win the
Greatest Christmas Destinations contest and bring much-needed life back
to the town.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 09:50 PM (2PXwn)

Sounds like an excellent film that would have Hollywood vomiting for months as it raked in boffo box office.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (lnWzE)

113 . if you ever had sex with a 16 year old girl, even if you were 16 at the time, that makes you a pedophile apparently.
Posted by: mjc at November 20, 2019 09:46 PM (Pg+x7)

Would it be okay to have sex with two 16 year old girls since their combined age is 32?

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (RYP5Z)

114 31 ... in a practical sense she's not wrong either.

Posted by: mjc at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (Pg+x7)

115 73- qdp
Bad ideas + Alcohol
I had two Spec Ops buddies of mine show up this weekend. Wrecked my dirt bike, hurt my knee, wrecked my UAV at 2 AM, wrecked my beloved 79 F-250 4WD, I wasn't driving, knocked the rear glass out of the truck with my head, concussion, broke my nose, glass in my eye, ruined my glasses and shattered my phone in 36 hours. Pretty good time!

Posted by: DBCooper at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (bttOm)

116 Oh. She's got a plan.

Projects?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (DXT9A)

117 NBER can go screw itself. The IRS should be disbanded NOT given $100 million more dollars to harass conservatives.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (imSgd)

118 61 Ronnie James fucking Dio 

Greatest metal voice ever 

...
Top 3 easy.

Posted by: Ha at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (Q5eBq)

119
I fart in the ONT's general direction.

Posted by: Eric Swallows All and Well at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (f1Vqw)

120 Warren is a crook and a liar. She is dangerous.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (n13/j)

121 One of our senators here in GA is retiring, and the governor is accepting applications for the position.

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (9HQoP)

122 "My evangelical upbringing conditioned me that sex was shameful and bad." I've always done it shamefully and badly. No conditioner required.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (mk9aG)

123 Well, the plan would be to verify, but yeah.

___

For some reason my demands for photographic proof of feminine parts has not meet with success on the dating sites.

Posted by: Some Moron at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (WdocV)

124 So ... she wants to put ex-cons in with the elderly? Good idea.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (DXT9A)

125 You left out the bed and breakfast he also just happens to own, and which is in need of someone with her particular skills to win the Greatest Christmas Destinations contest and bring much-needed life back to the town.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 09:50 PM (2PXwn)


As foretold in the prophecy!

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (t+qrx)

126 Evening horde

Posted by: wing at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (JFzNN)

127 Nowhere is safe. I tuned to QVC to see about maybe doing some Christmas shopping.



RuPaul is on. Selling makeup.



Kill. Me. Now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (ptqGC)

Freaking ridiculous.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (imSgd)

128 How dare those middle-class folks move into cheap neighborhoods!

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (DBGf/)

129 122 "My evangelical upbringing conditioned me that sex was shameful and bad." I've always done it shamefully and badly. No conditioner required.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (mk9aG)

Heh.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (NWiLs)

130 Take a gander at one of the Epstein guards:


Conehead!

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (T6t7i)

131 103 Apparently the State of Georgia has suffered horribly because Tank Abrams wasn't elected governor.

Yeah, she's going to be the running mate of one of these idiots.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:51 PM (ptqGC)


Will she push for Dental Care For All?

No, I don't denounce myself.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (aA3+G)

132 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Bad Ideas.


Short shorts are never a bad idea.

Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (786Ro)

133 115; db, that's what i call a good time. you only live once.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (KP5rU)

134 NBER can go screw itself. The IRS should be disbanded NOT given $100 million more dollars to harass conservatives.
***

Give the states a tax bill per adult. Not adult citizen, adult.

Then left Falifornia continue to count illegals.

MUHAHAHAHA

Posted by: 18-1 at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (WdocV)

135 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/t5boq4j

https://tinyurl.com/ufcouv8

https://tinyurl.com/rczrt23

https://tinyurl.com/wtxzfea

https://tinyurl.com/wnyran2

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (qAR6u)

136 Call me crazy but I think being a mass shooter sort of
presupposes access to a firearm.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (+y/Ru)

137 Apparently the State of Georgia has suffered horribly because Tank Abrams wasn't elected governor.

Yeah, she's going to be the running mate of one of these idiots.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:51 PM (ptqGC)


I thought she actually was elected governor, but isn't able to carry out her duties due to you evil wingnuts not acknowledging her legitimacy because you're racist.

Or at least I think that's what she said. She had a couple of Big Macs in her mouth at the time.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (2PXwn)

138 113 don't be a sophist. clearly, all teenagers who have sex with teenage girls should be imprisoned and labeled pedophile sex offenders for the rest of their lives. clearly.

Posted by: mjc at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (Pg+x7)

139 101
the biggest story the last 2 days is Eric Swalwell's giant fart.

It'll blow over. RUN!!!!


Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:51 PM (T6t7i)

Ah, that's just a Hindenburger.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (lnWzE)

140 Evangelical upbringing? I am Catholic and I was taught the same thing.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (DBGf/)

141
You know, when one puts someone like this "Tova Noel" character in charge of guarding one of one's high profile prisoners, it would seem one doesn't really want one's prisoner guarded well, would it not?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (f1Vqw)

142 "Take a gander at one of the Epstein guards:" I'd like to, but Daily Mail now requires ad-blocker whitelisting. As much as I liked Daily Mail, I don't turn off the ad-blocker for anybody.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (mk9aG)

143 >>Dio sabbath > ozzy sabbath


Put down the Bong.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (gh1GI)

144 ALH, that's Johnny Issakson. Jack Kingston, my former congressman, has thrown his name in the pot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:56 PM (ptqGC)

145 131; mh, yes. it will be called the strahan plan.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 09:56 PM (KP5rU)

146 140 Evangelical upbringing? I am Catholic and I was taught the same thing.
Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (DBGf/)

Nobody has a monopoly on repression, I guess.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 09:56 PM (NWiLs)

147 From my experience with evangelicals, which was awful, and I have many awful things to say about it, much of which y'all have heard already, they at least didn't try to convince me that sex was bad. They were all for sex if it was within marriage.

If an "evangelical" was saying to a kid that sex is bad, that "evangelical" was going against Christ's teachings and was more of a Cathar. Also, fucked in the head.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 09:56 PM (ykYG2)

148 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Bad Ideas.


Short shorts are never a bad idea.
Posted by: Hands


They are when your nuts are flapping in the breeze.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 09:56 PM (ob5xJ)

149 Booker's idea of refunding rent is actually more fair than many. Renters usually are ignored in toto. if the government is going to pay off student loans, pay for all medical expenses, buy people new homes, they mine as well pay back rent.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:56 PM (n13/j)

150 DB Cooper, glad you survived :-)

rickb, LOL. In fairness nobody puts down a fast food place riot faster than an angry tranny.

Also, I had one working the drive-thru at McDonalds a few years ago. Guy with long fingernails and obviously wearing makeup, doing a high-pitched voice. Uh, okay; at least his/her customer service skills were halfway decent.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 09:56 PM (L2ZTs)

151 >>Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Bad Ideas.


Pretty sure I can get in the hole in under 2 strokes.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (gh1GI)

152 103
Apparently the State of Georgia has suffered horribly because Tank Abrams wasn't elected governor.



Yeah, she's going to be the running mate of one of these idiots.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:51 PM (ptqGC)

*bumpersticker in Georgia*

"Somewhere in Florida A Sea World is missing Its Whale"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (lnWzE)

153 >> Would it be okay to have sex with two 16 year old girls since their combined age is 32?

Obviously, but as Mummy says, don't be stupid about it.

Posted by: (ex-)Prince Randy Andy at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (f1Vqw)

154 ==131 103 Apparently the State of Georgia has suffered horribly because Tank Abrams wasn't elected governor.==

It's interesting that Abrams is getting more sympathy from people on that stage tonight for losing her election than Hillary is for losing hers.

Posted by: corn and beans at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (tkNkP)

155 Although I will say the most underrated Sabbath album is...



Born Again.

Posted by: Ha at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (Q5eBq)

156 Heh. My evangelical upbringing conditioned me that sex was shameful and bad. Left me more than a bit warped.
***

Interestingly evangelicalism's predecessors did NOT share that view.

Yes, you should be married first, but then you better be making the Mrs/Mr happy.




Posted by: 18-1 at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (WdocV)

The evangelicals don't hold that view either.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (imSgd)

157 More Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/uc6wan5

https://tinyurl.com/td78jaw

https://tinyurl.com/qkjb7ob

https://tinyurl.com/vpzkzjj

https://tinyurl.com/yx2v4xrl

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (qAR6u)

158 82 Three golfer chicks at the same time? Seems like a good idea to me.
Posted by: Insomniac



Danielle Kang, Paula Creamer, In Gee Chun

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (WTo7J)

159 Marian K. Sullivan, 27, of Springfield, pleaded not guilty to malicious
destruction of property in Springfield District Court Monday morning

***

Looks her up on linkedin....

I would sentence her to ...community service...in my house.

Posted by: Obligatory at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (WdocV)

160 151 >>Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Bad Ideas.


Pretty sure I can get in the hole in under 2 strokes.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (gh1GI)

That's a nine-hole course there.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (NWiLs)

161 151 >>Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Bad Ideas.


Pretty sure I can get in the hole in under 2 strokes.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (gh1GI)

I thought you were a 3 putter.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (aA3+G)

162 Interestingly evangelicalism's predecessors did NOT share that view.

Yes, you should be married first, but then you better be making the Mrs/Mr happy.




Posted by: 18-1 at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (WdocV)


The Puritans were rather prolific.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:58 PM (lnWzE)

163 LeftCoast and Dr T know their Hallmark Christmas movies! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 09:58 PM (L2ZTs)

164 >>Although I will say the most underrated Sabbath album is...


Sabbath Bloody Sabbath. That LP rules.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 09:58 PM (gh1GI)

165 163 LeftCoast and Dr T know their Hallmark Christmas movies! :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 09:58 PM (L2ZTs)


We might have to inspect Man Cards.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 09:58 PM (aA3+G)

166 133-Cth
It was a hoot. Just blowing off some steam. Got a great big shiner out of the deal.

Posted by: DBCooper at November 20, 2019 09:59 PM (bttOm)

167 >> I'd like to, but Daily Mail now requires ad-blocker whitelisting. As much as I liked Daily Mail, I don't turn off the ad-blocker for anybody.

Nano Adblocker + Nano Defender.

The latter will block the anti-adblock detection scripts. AbBlock Plus will not do that (they say it's not ethical).

Fuck ethics, this is war.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 09:59 PM (f1Vqw)

168 don't be a sophist. clearly, all teenagers who have sex with teenage
girls should be imprisoned and labeled pedophile sex offenders for the
rest of their lives. clearly.
***

I had thought Romeo and Juliet laws had generally been passed in most areas? No?

We need to be prosecuting Bill Clinton for having sex with 14 year olds, not some 16 year old high school junior.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 20, 2019 10:00 PM (WdocV)

169 165 163 LeftCoast and Dr T know their Hallmark Christmas movies! :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 09:58 PM (L2ZTs)


We might have to inspect Man Cards.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 09:58 PM (aA3+G)


isn't this the script of every Hallmark movie? who has to actually watch them?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 10:00 PM (sy5kK)

170 >>That's a nine-hole course there.

I won't even need a Mulligan.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:00 PM (gh1GI)

171 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics



These girls get my, um, upvote.

Posted by: Miklos, with that pesky Y chromosome at November 20, 2019 10:00 PM (QzkSJ)

172 Would it be okay to have sex with two 16 year old girls since their combined age is 32?
Posted by: Robert at November


All 16 year olds identify as being 24.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2019 10:00 PM (5phSm)

173 "Do you have Prince Andrew in the can?"

"Not yet..."

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:00 PM (qAR6u)

174 163 LeftCoast and Dr T know their Hallmark Christmas movies! :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 09:58 PM (L2ZTs)


We might have to inspect Man Cards.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 09:58 PM (aA3+G)


It is not my fault! My mother has those movies on at the house EVERY TIME when I come to visit, so I pick it up without meaning to. It's not my fault!!!!

Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:01 PM (2PXwn)

175 Someone needs to tell Buttplug that the chinks blinked.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:01 PM (DXT9A)

176
We might have to inspect Man Cards.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Ihre Karte, bitten.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 10:01 PM (7rVsF)

177 I've never watched a Hallmark Christmas movie. My taste runs more in the vein of Bad Santa.

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:01 PM (9HQoP)

178 That's a nine-hole course there.
Posted by: Insomniac

Driving range

Posted by: Miklos, with his trusty Billy Barroo at November 20, 2019 10:01 PM (QzkSJ)

179
Bloody autocorrect. Twice in one night.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM (7rVsF)

180 Toldja. Tulsi is a dumb ass.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM (DXT9A)

181 Crescent moon, red background sort of reminds me of the flag of Turkey.
So I guess Thanksgiving theme.


Posted by: redridinghood at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM (wiXsO)

182 Besides, like LeftCoast says, this isn't exactly hard. Coming up with the plot of a Hallmark Christmas movie is like doing a Mad Lib. The Horde could write a script in thirty minutes, and the channel would probably run with it.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM (2PXwn)

183 That silver streak in a sea of dark black hair is stunning.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM (DBGf/)

184 never watched a Hallmark Christmas movie. My taste runs more in the vein of Bad Santa.

National Lampoon's Christmas was good. Actually I don't know if it's been topped.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM (ykYG2)

185 168 ok. prosecute men having sex with minors (14 year olds). but the lady is right, it's not pedophilia.

Posted by: mjc at November 20, 2019 10:03 PM (Pg+x7)

186 National Lampoon's Christmas was good. Actually I don't know if it's been topped.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM (ykYG2)

One of the classics.

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:03 PM (9HQoP)

187 No Jingle All The Way fans?

Posted by: Ahnuld at November 20, 2019 10:04 PM (RYP5Z)

188 "Nobody has a monopoly on repression, I guess.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 09:56 PM (NWiLs)"

Just nice folks trying to keep me away from Mortal Sin.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 10:04 PM (DBGf/)

189 >> That silver streak in a sea of dark black hair is stunning.


It directs attention away from the relief map of the Marianas Trench that is on her face.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:04 PM (gh1GI)

190 Coming up with the plot of a Hallmark Christmas movie is like doing a Mad Lib. The Horde could write a script in thirty minutes, and the channel would probably run with it.

If I was paid by Hallmark to make a "Xmas sic Movie" you best believe I'd stuff in a lot of Lovecraft references.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:04 PM (ykYG2)

191 Steyer wants an Enabling Act?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:04 PM (DXT9A)

192 Literally millions and millions.

Channeling Carl Sagan

Posted by: Bachmann Hussein Overdrive at November 20, 2019 10:04 PM (t3YBx)

193 Just nice folks trying to keep me away from Mortal Sin.
Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 10:04 PM (DBGf/)

Sure. Ok.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 10:05 PM (NWiLs)

194 Not watching the Democrat chitshow.


Question: Is there an American flag anywhere on the state?

Not some LED graphics with a part of a fake flag image (a couple of stars, one red and one white stripe), but a real, actual flag?

I didn't see one the last 2 of these time-wasters I watched a part of.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 10:05 PM (sy5kK)

195 not state, stage.

crap

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 10:05 PM (sy5kK)

196 Gremlins is the best Christmas Movie.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:05 PM (gh1GI)

197 But wasn't clean energy a bust?

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 10:05 PM (DBGf/)

198 I finally figured out Thanksgiving , with all it's complications this year.

And on the Saturday following, is my granddaughters's third birthday party. (Not her actual birth date.). At noon. When the Ohio State Michigan game starts.

This is Ohio, folks. What were you thinking???

Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2019 10:05 PM (TdMsT)

199
Nano Defender will also work with uBlock Origin as well, but it takes some tweaking of the settings. It will work right off the bat with the Nano adblocker product.

I disabled AdBlock Plus on all my browsers. The Nano pair seems to do as well, plus defeats most detection schemes.

There is a constant war between ad-blocking and anti-adblocking, so you have to keep definition updates current.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 10:05 PM (f1Vqw)

200 "Is sex bad?"


*looks in mirror*


Since that is the way I got here, then no - it is not bad. However, since it is the way nearly every other person got here then sex is something very powerful that should be handled with caution (Heh! Indeed!) and ideally should be engaged in only when you can handle (Heh! I said handle!) the logical results.


*takes off lab coat, fake scienctechnicianist attitude*

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 10:05 PM (lnWzE)

201 "Climate change" is bullshit.

Pure unadulterated bullshit.

Plus Biden can't see shit through those slitty eyes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:06 PM (DXT9A)

202 ok. prosecute men having sex with minors (14 year olds). but the lady is right, it's not pedophilia.

Posted by: mjc at November 20, 2019 10:03 PM (Pg+x7)

To the extent that 14 year olds are children, it is.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2019 10:06 PM (imSgd)

203 ...or were you not talking Tulsi?

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:06 PM (gh1GI)

204
Steyer wants an Enabling Act?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Know who else wanted an Enabling Act?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 10:06 PM (7rVsF)

205 Die Hard is the Christmas movie with the highest body count.

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (9HQoP)

206 160
151 >>Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Bad Ideas.





Pretty sure I can get in the hole in under 2 strokes.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (gh1GI)



That's a nine-hole course there.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (NWiLs)

Look out for the windmill. And shoot to the side of the alligator;s mouth.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (lnWzE)

207 "Fuck ethics, this is war." The irony is: I *like* targeted ads, but I abhor malware. Some sites know how to do targeted ads that don't contain scripts and "live content," and I'm fine with that. I don't care if they're "tracking" me; I just don't want them breaking my PC with ad-vectored malware.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (mk9aG)

208 177 I've never watched a Hallmark Christmas movie. My taste runs more in the vein of Bad Santa.

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:01 PM (9HQoP)


Nor have I. The Hallmark plots sound a little, um, insipid.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (TdMsT)

209 World leaders of the world.

Posted by: Bachmann Hussein Overdrive at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (t3YBx)

210 Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie

Posted by: Bruce Willis at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (DBGf/)

211 182 Besides, like LeftCoast says, this isn't exactly hard. Coming up with the plot of a Hallmark Christmas movie is like doing a Mad Lib. The Horde could write a script in thirty minutes, and the channel would probably run with it.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM (2PXwn)


As long as Hallmark pays us, I'm in!

Don't we have to join a union and pay dues first?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (sy5kK)

212 We don't have decades.

Bernie doesn't, that's for sure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:08 PM (DXT9A)

213 The irony is: I *like* targeted ads, but I abhor malware

I'm with you on this.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:08 PM (ykYG2)

214 C'mon Bernie. Stop using heating oil in your houses.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 10:08 PM (DBGf/)

215 "Almost everyone involved in public-policy debates agrees that it would
be good if the federal government could collect more revenue without
raising tax rates or reducing tax deductions or credits."


So the proposed solution from the NBER - a totes unbisaed "non-profit" - is for the Federal Government to pump $100 billion "investment" into itself, to get back $1Trillion..


I can't count all the fvckeries in this silly idea on one hand.


We need a better class of experts.

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 20, 2019 10:08 PM (g/2WM)

216 i don't even know if i have the hallmark channel. nor do i give a fuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 10:08 PM (KP5rU)

217 205
Die Hard is the Christmas movie with the highest body count.

Posted by: ALH



"It's a Wonderful Life" Troop ship went down, no Baily to save it.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 10:08 PM (LOq4H)

218 While National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation is great, I still hold A Christmas Story as #1 on my list.

Mainly because it captures so hilariously what Christmas was like when I was a kid, even though I was born long after 1940.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:09 PM (qAR6u)

219 and Gremlins only exists so we could get Gremlins 2. And shares in canned-goods and shot-guns.

(As the Brain Gremlin would doubtless spell them.)

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:09 PM (ykYG2)

220 I liked The Ref but Kevin Spacey

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2019 10:09 PM (am9TE)

221 Vibrant military? As opposed to robust military?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:10 PM (DXT9A)

222 "It's a Wonderful Life" Troop ship went down, no Baily to save it.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 10:08 PM (LOq4H)

Point of Order - Harry Bailey saved the life of every man on that ship.

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:10 PM (9HQoP)

223 As long as Hallmark pays us, I'm in!

Don't we have to join a union and pay dues first?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

FUN FACT

The US-Hungary Tax Treaty says that the IRS cannot tax Intellectual Property based income if first registered in Hungary. That would even include Hallmark movies.

Posted by: Miklos, talkin' true at November 20, 2019 10:10 PM (QzkSJ)

224 210
Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie

Posted by: Bruce Willis at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (DBGf/)

It is so! It is where Bald Santa rewards all of the good little Japanese employees by having Hans Krampus fall off the tower, predicting increased Christmas bonus for all the surviving employees!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 10:10 PM (lnWzE)

225 Premiering Christmas movies, 2019 version:

Hallmark: 40
Lifetime: 30
UPtv: 10
ION: 6
Netflix: 6
OWN: 3
Freeform: 2
BET: 1

If I counted right.

Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 10:10 PM (786Ro)

226
Vibrant military?

Dance routines. And glitter.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 10:11 PM (7rVsF)

227 FUN FACT

The US-Hungary Tax Treaty says that the IRS cannot tax Intellectual Property based income if first registered in Hungary. That would even include Hallmark movies.
Posted by: Miklos, talkin' true at November 20, 2019 10:10 PM (QzkSJ)
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Hmmm.

*shifty look*

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 10:11 PM (3Z6pZ)

228 221 Vibrant military? As opposed to robust military?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:10 PM (DXT9A)

Marines in full glittery regalia.

Soldiers with the latest in Hello Kitty camo.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 10:11 PM (RYP5Z)

229 She turned around right as the kangaroo attacked her from behind, knocking her to the ground.
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I need to up my game.

Posted by: The Otter at November 20, 2019 10:11 PM (hnyqs)

230 I always wondered why there were no songs about Christmas in New Jersey...

"Walkin' Through a Toxic Wonderland"

"Frosty the Made Man"

"Grandma Got Run Over By a Hit Man"

and my personal favorite..

"Santa Claus is Comin' to Town and You Better Have His Fuckin' Money"

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:11 PM (qAR6u)

231 Yeah, you can laugh at the Hallmark movies all ya want, but even in their formulaic silliness, they're better entertainment than almost anything else on TV.

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 20, 2019 10:11 PM (g/2WM)

232 Correction:

BET: 4 movies

So, over 100.

Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 10:11 PM (786Ro)

233 I'm sure there is a Hallmark Christmas movie on right now.

The one where the hot single woman comes....

Wait. I thought they were the family channel.

Posted by: tbodie at November 20, 2019 10:12 PM (YE6fT)

234 Vibrant military?

Dance routines. And glitter.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 10:11 PM (7rVsF)


No. That's a fabulous military. As evidenced by Buttplug.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:12 PM (DXT9A)

235 Sure. Ok.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 10:05 PM (NWiLs)

I'm going to agree with Insom on this one. Try having a pastor call you "damaged goods" after you have been raped at 15 by your best friend's father. And you were a virgin. Then we will talk about the church's attitude toward sex.

And I find I am shaking in rage at this thread, so I will say Good night, all.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 20, 2019 10:12 PM (ECrgQ)

236 C'mon Bernie. Stop using heating oil in your houses.
Posted by: JAS

I have no houses, I have dachas!

Posted by: Bernie Madoff-Sanders at November 20, 2019 10:12 PM (QzkSJ)

237 I like those Hallmark movies. Those 40-something women are pretty and nice don't kiss until they fall in love. Yeah. It's a fantasy.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 10:12 PM (DBGf/)

238
Point of Order - Harry Bailey saved the life of every man on that ship.

Posted by: ALH


"There was no Harry Bailey, because there was no George Bailey to save HIM."

But dammit you win.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 10:12 PM (LOq4H)

239
They are ruining the web with ads. There was a cute little "What if magazine/newspaper ads were like web ads" video they did. The person was sitting there trying to read, and another guy came in and started slapping ad pages in front of him. The first guy would try to brush them away, but the ad guy kept putting them back in front of him.

And CPU resources. Good lord. And bandwidth. I read something where about 80% of the data required to be downloaded was due to the ads.

They are ruining it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 10:13 PM (f1Vqw)

240 "Santa Claus is Comin' to Town and You Better Have His Fuckin' Money"
--------
OK, that made me laugh longer than it had any reasonable right to.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 10:13 PM (3Z6pZ)

241 And I find I am shaking in rage at this thread, so I will say Good night, all.
Posted by: Linn Ridge

---

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 10:13 PM (Y4EXg)

242 Jill Wagner = hot

Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 10:13 PM (786Ro)

243 It's an ill wind that blows nobody any good.

Posted by: 'Hardball' Anniversary Coffee Mugs at November 20, 2019 10:13 PM (DMUuz)

244 If I was paid by Hallmark to make a "Xmas sic Movie" you best believe I'd stuff in a lot of Lovecraft references.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:04 PM (ykYG2)


Working title: The Shadow Over Holly Grove

Plot: After vingtillions of years lording over the subterranean world and inducing madness in those who spy him, Cthulhu finds himself wanting more out of life, and returns to his hometown to think things over. While there, he unexpectedly encounters a single mother trying to do the best she can for her kids while also organizing the school's Christmas play, and together the two strike up an unlikely relationship that reconciles soul-crushing terror with the magic of the holidays. Could this be a second chance for them both?

Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:13 PM (2PXwn)

245 Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 20, 2019 10:12 PM (ECrgQ)

Holy shit. That's just all kinds of horrible.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 10:14 PM (NWiLs)

246 Soldiers with the latest in Hello Kitty camo.

Kurt Eichenwald just rushed off to the nearest recruitment office

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:14 PM (ykYG2)

247 One more plastic surgery and Biden will be saying: "You been here four hour. You go now!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (DXT9A)
* * * *

You eat more broc-o-ree!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:14 PM (lv9KS)

248 Thanks for the ONT, MisHum! Love that photo up top too.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:14 PM (lv9KS)

249 they didn't even ask Gabbard about the wars. they are pretty shameless.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:14 PM (n13/j)

250 FUN FACT

The US-Hungary Tax Treaty says that the IRS cannot tax Intellectual Property based income if first registered in Hungary. That would even include Hallmark movies.
Posted by: Miklos, talkin' true at November 20, 2019 10:10 PM (QzkSJ)


How about that! And just today, I started my new business.

"Hungarian department for Registration of US movies and music."

Tell your friends! Referral commissions paid daily.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 10:14 PM (sy5kK)

251 Btw, I love Taylor Cole, Lindsay Wagner, Jen Lilly, et. al. I also know that I could never believe a word they say to me. C'mon. They are always falling in love with someone not me.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 10:15 PM (DBGf/)

252 Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 20, 2019 10:12 PM (ECrgQ)

Well that just brought down the mood.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 10:15 PM (RYP5Z)

253 "Santa Claus is Comin' to Town and You Better Have His Fuckin' Money"

ho, ho, ho

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:15 PM (ykYG2)

254 Put pressure on ... China?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:15 PM (DXT9A)

255 While National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation is great, I still hold A Christmas Story as #1 on my list.

Mainly because it captures so hilariously what Christmas was like when I was a kid, even though I was born long after 1940.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:09 PM (qAR6u)


A Christmas Story is the absolute worst Christmas movie ever produced, and probably the second worst movie of all time, just barely behind The Room.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:16 PM (2PXwn)

256 >>They are ruining the web with ads.


Sonobi is not pleased with you.

Posted by: Sonobi at November 20, 2019 10:16 PM (gh1GI)

257 210 Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie
Posted by: Bruce Willis at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (DBGf/)

Lethal Weapon is.

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 10:16 PM (NgKpN)

258 Oh yeah. Jill Wagner too.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 10:16 PM (DBGf/)

259 A Christmas Story is the absolute worst Christmas movie ever produced, and probably the second worst movie of all time, just barely behind The Room.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:16 PM (2PXwn)

Ahem.

Posted by: Cobra at November 20, 2019 10:17 PM (am9TE)

260 All 16 year olds identify as being 24.
Posted by: Diogenes
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She was 15 years old, going on 35, Doc...

Posted by: Randle McMurphy at November 20, 2019 10:17 PM (hnyqs)

261 A bagel store clerk is a better human than the people who are supposed to be running the USA and UK and supposedly serving as celebrities and role models.

There is no more room in Hell. It's time for the dead to walk the earth.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:17 PM (W+kMI)

262 Nobody plays Scrooge better than Bill Murray.

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:17 PM (9HQoP)

263
Working title: The Shadow Over Holly Grove

Plot: After vingtillions of years lording over the subterranean world and inducing madness in those who spy him, Cthulhu finds himself wanting more out of life, and returns to his hometown to think things over. While there, he unexpectedly encounters a single mother trying to do the best she can for her kids while also organizing the school's Christmas play, and together the two strike up an unlikely relationship that reconciles soul-crushing terror with the magic of the holidays. Could this be a second chance for them both?
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:13 PM (2PXwn)


OK, Dr. T. That was a bit freaky even for me.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 10:17 PM (sy5kK)

264 And I find I am shaking in rage at this thread, so I will say Good night, all.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 20, 2019 10:12 PM (ECrgQ)


Good-night Linn.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 10:17 PM (lnWzE)

265 Kids in cages! Obama did that.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 10:17 PM (DBGf/)

266 And yeah, over all Dio Sabbath is musically better than Ozzie Sabbath.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:17 PM (W+kMI)

267 [ijI always wondered why there were no songs about Christmas in New Jersey...

"Walkin' Through a Toxic Wonderland"
"Frosty the Made Man"
"Grandma Got Run Over By a Hit Man"
and my personal favorite..
"Santa Claus is Comin' to Town and You Better Have His Fuckin' Money"
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:11 PM

You forgot "Walking 'Round In Women's Underwear".

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 20, 2019 10:18 PM (DMUuz)

268 Yippee kayay m-fer
Die Hard is the best Christmas movie ever

Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 20, 2019 10:18 PM (G546f)

269 I can't count all the fvckeries in this silly idea on one hand.
We need a better class of experts.
Posted by: McLurkerson at November 20, 2019 10:08 PM (g/2WM)


You obviously don't understand the inherent opportunities for easy and untraceable graft!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 10:18 PM (BiNEL)

270 The Battle of the Bulge is a Christmas movie. CHANGE MY MIND!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at November 20, 2019 10:18 PM (+y/Ru)

271
262 Nobody plays Scrooge better than Bill Murray.
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:17 PM (9HQoP)

You've never been to my house over the holidays

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 10:18 PM (aA3+G)

272 233 "i'm sure there's a hallmark christmas movie on right now..."

"crown for christmas" (2015) sparks fly between a european king and the governess who cares for his daughter. danica mckelly, rupert perry-jones, ellie boterill.

it's a twofer.

Posted by: mjc at November 20, 2019 10:18 PM (Pg+x7)

273 ahh Sonobi.

I remember when the Geek Girls had their ad in the sidebar. And then some Japanese hairy-bush fetish site nabbed the URL. How many years did Pixy and Ace go with that pr0n link on their sidebar?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:19 PM (ykYG2)

274 if you ever had sex with a 16 year old girl, even if you were 16 at the time, that makes you a pedophile apparently.

Posted by: mjc

It wasn't for lack of trying on the part of 16 year old me.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (T6t7i)

Heh. My evangelical upbringing conditioned me that sex was shameful and bad. Left me more than a bit warped.
Posted by: Insomniac

Pimples did me in

Posted by: Jean at November 20, 2019 10:19 PM (TT5JW)

275 239 They are ruining the web with ads. There was a cute little "What if magazine/newspaper ads were like web ads" video they did. The person was sitting there trying to read, and another guy came in and started slapping ad pages in front of him. The first guy would try to brush them away, but the ad guy kept putting them back in front of him.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 10:13 PM (f1Vqw)


They could depict compromised ad servers by having thieves barging in and ransacking the guy's house while he obliviously continues reading.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 20, 2019 10:19 PM (DTX3h)

276 kbdabear: love those Christmas movie titles! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)

277 Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie

Posted by: Bruce Willis at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (DBGf/)



Lethal Weapon is.

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 10:16 PM (NgKpN)

Too be honest, who cares?
I did see a sweat shirt on a guy recently that said " I have a machine gun now, ho, ho, ho" It was the exact sweater, a reproduction of the movie sweater. You have to give Millenials credit, they have some funny shirts. I guess they watched these movies. Today there is a tee shirt for everything.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:19 PM (n13/j)

278 The Battle of the Bulge is a Christmas movie. CHANGE MY MIND!
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at November 20, 2019 10:18 PM (+y/Ru)
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The one where the Ardennes Forest looks remarkably like central Spain?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 10:19 PM (3Z6pZ)

279
"Hungarian department for Registration of US movies and music."

Tell your friends! Referral commissions paid daily.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
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Suggested subsidiary: Liberian Ship Registry

Posted by: Randle McMurphy at November 20, 2019 10:19 PM (hnyqs)

280 224 210
Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie

Posted by: Bruce Willis at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (DBGf/)

It is so! It is where Bald Santa rewards all of the good little Japanese employees by having Hans Krampus fall off the tower, predicting increased Christmas bonus for all the surviving employees!
===
I was gonna say something, but that was good enough for me!

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:19 PM (W+kMI)

281 OK, Dr. T. That was a bit freaky even for me.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 10:17 PM (sy5kK)


No, but there's a twist that Cthulhu can take human form at times, and so she doesn't know he's one of the Old Ones at first, and there'll be this inner struggle he experiences over whether or not he should tell her.

We'll call that the "B" plot.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:20 PM (2PXwn)

282 Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at November 20, 2019 10:18 PM (+y/Ru)

Sounds like a personal issue Fatty McFat-Fat

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 10:20 PM (aA3+G)

283 Top 5 Original Cable Telecasts, Sunday Nov. 17, 2019

1 The Walking Dead (AMC)
2 Rick & Morty (ADULT SWIM)
3 90 Day Fiance (TLC)
4 Real Housewives of Atlanta (BRAVO)
5 Write Before Christmas (HALLMARK CHANNEL)

Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 10:20 PM (786Ro)

284 246
Soldiers with the latest in Hello Kitty camo.



Kurt Eichenwald just rushed off to the nearest recruitment office

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:14 PM (ykYG2)

Have you not seen the Hello Kitty AR-15?
https://tinyurl.com/u745s66

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 10:20 PM (lnWzE)

285 The US-Hungary Tax Treaty says that the IRS cannot tax Intellectual Property based income if first registered in Hungary. That would even include Hallmark movies.
Posted by: Miklos, talkin' true at November 20, 2019 10:10 PM (QzkSJ)


How about that! And just today, I started my new business.

"Hungarian department for Registration of US movies and music."


Ha!

Software development is big business in Hungary. Because of that, and lots of very good software people who speak better English and whose quality is better than in Bangalore. A lot of US companies take advantage of this situation.

Posted by: Miklos, not uninformed at November 20, 2019 10:21 PM (QzkSJ)

286 She was 15 years old, going on 35, Doc...

Posted by: Randle McMurphy

Took my granddaughter shopping for a homecoming dress (WTF?). She asked what I thought. "Honey, what I think is appropriate for a woman, I will never find appropriate for you. Go find a saleswoman."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 10:21 PM (LOq4H)

287 Goodfellas is a Christmas movie. They had that scene and he got the most expensive tree they had.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:21 PM (n13/j)

288 We HAVE no reliable allies. None.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:21 PM (DXT9A)

289 I've pretty well written off anything the Catholic Church has to say about sex since they had a long tradition of covering up pedophile priests, and rather than defrock the pervs when they got caught, they'd transfer them parishes far enough away.

Rinse.Repeat.

Probably won't be long till Red Frankie blows it all up anyway by issuing a papal bull that men can have periods.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:22 PM (qAR6u)

290 Suggested subsidiary: Liberian Ship Registry
Posted by: Randle McMurphy

No fair.

Liberia has an actual seacoast.

Posted by: Miklos, open for bidnis at November 20, 2019 10:22 PM (QzkSJ)

291
'Miracle on 34th Street'

Someone had to mention it.

Yeah, I gotta go with 'A Christmas Story'. Not sure why the dislike.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 10:23 PM (hnyqs)

292 The Battle of the Bulge is a Christmas movie. CHANGE MY MIND!
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at November 20, 2019 10:18 PM



TO THE SOY PODCAST COMMANDER:
Nuts!

-- THE AMERICAN COMMANDER

Posted by: Anthony McAuliffe at November 20, 2019 10:23 PM (786Ro)

293 We HAVE no reliable allies. None.

When the chips are down--Australia, Japan, ROK, Singapore, Israel, Poland, Denmark, and yes, the UK.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 20, 2019 10:23 PM (JCrfD)

294 No, but there's a twist that Cthulhu can take human form at times, and so she doesn't know he's one of the Old Ones at first, and there'll be this inner struggle he experiences over whether or not he should tell her.

We'll call that the "B" plot.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:20 PM (2PXwn)

And of course when he is eventually outed as an Elder God,

It turns out she likes REALLY older Beings.

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 10:23 PM (NgKpN)

295 Goodfellas is a Christmas movie. They had that scene and he got the most expensive tree they had.
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:21 PM (n13/j)


Yeah, and "Frosty the Snowman" was playing right before that scene!

Which was totally not a double entendre for everyone doing blow!

Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:23 PM (2PXwn)

296 My brother was on the warpath ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:23 PM (DXT9A)

297 How do you rebuild a forest?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:23 PM (DXT9A)

298 We want to gut the military the way Jimmy Carter did.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 10:24 PM (DBGf/)

299 How do you rebuild a forest?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:23 PM (DXT9A)
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Lots of lumber.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 10:24 PM (3Z6pZ)

300 I had mentioned that two of our local schools were closed due to a mystery illness. Then there were three. Then today, all schools in the district are closed and will not reopen until after Thanksgiving.

Next I expect a zombie outbreak.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at November 20, 2019 10:24 PM (+y/Ru)

301 They should have made an Abbott and Costello meet Santa Claus movie.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2019 10:24 PM (am9TE)

302 267 [ijI always wondered why there were no songs about Christmas in New Jersey...

"Walkin' Through a Toxic Wonderland"
"Frosty the Made Man"
"Grandma Got Run Over By a Hit Man"
and my personal favorite..
"Santa Claus is Comin' to Town and You Better Have His Fuckin' Money"
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:11 PM

-------
No, NJ has a carol of its own. Take it away PDQ Bach!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OZ2y7ht6_w

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:24 PM (W+kMI)

303 Whoo are you people. Dio Sabbath sucks.
Wouldn't suck without Dio.

But with Dio, it is shit.

Name one Dio Sabbath Tune that EVER got Radio Play past 6 months of release. One.

Can't stand any of those LPs.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:24 PM (gh1GI)

304 Yeah, and "Frosty the Snowman" was playing right before that scene!



Which was totally not a double entendre for everyone doing blow!

Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:23 PM (2PXwn)

too deep for me. i am not so good at symbolism.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:24 PM (n13/j)

305 >> gut the military

Lt. Col Vindman/Venkman sure knows how to put a gut on the military.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (f1Vqw)

306 We want to gut the military the way Jimmy Carter did.

The Navy is doing that on its own these days.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (JCrfD)

307 Nobody plays Scrooge better than Bill Murray.
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*?*

Look, not to be argumentative, but Alistair Sim is THE Scrooge. Bill Murray, is just Bill Murray. Bill Murray is *always* just Bill Murray.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (hnyqs)

308 287 Goodfellas is a Christmas movie. They had that scene and he got the most expensive tree they had.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:21 PM (n13/j)

What'd I tell ya? What'd I tell ya, don't spend any fuckin' money!

Posted by: Jimmy The Gent at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (qAR6u)

309 'Miracle on 34th Street'

Someone had to mention it.

Yeah, I gotta go with 'A Christmas Story'. Not sure why the dislike.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 10:23 PM (hnyqs)

White Christmas, but mainly because of Vera Ellen.

Wow, talk about a body!

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (NgKpN)

310 We HAVE no reliable allies. None.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
________

In fairness, all of our allies know how we'll behave in about eight years.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (aTOTz)

311 It seems people either love the movie Christmas Story or they hate it. No middle ground.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (lv9KS)

312 Tulsi getting any traction tonight?

If not, then she's gonna go after Biden et al over Ukraine corruption.

Posted by: davidt at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (l3+k2)

313 Bootysweat is running a general election. He is not crazy enough for the lefty partisans that come out in primaries. That means he is done.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:26 PM (n13/j)

314 Another depressing work day here down on the Gulf Coast. I don't know how much longer I can live in this state. Then again, I don't know how much longer I can take it.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, In Accordance With The Prophecy at November 20, 2019 10:26 PM (Clxcy)

315 given how good the schools' curricula are at creating zombies, the sickness is more likely the cure

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:26 PM (ykYG2)

316 Translation: we don't give a damn about your little dog.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:40 PM (7rVsF)

Packages should not be thrown, ever, under any circumstances. The driver should be fired. And have the shit beaten out of him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 10:26 PM (/sgva)

317 When the chips are down--Australia, Japan, ROK, Singapore, Israel, Poland, Denmark, and yes, the UK.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 20, 2019 10:23 PM (JCrfD)


No.

Australia, OK. The others? No. Not at all. Did they support us in Vietnam?

We have only fairweather friends. It's important to grasp that. And conversely, we should be fairweather friends. If supporting you is in your interest, you can count on us. Otherwise, not so much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:26 PM (DXT9A)

318 While National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation is great, I still hold A Christmas Story as #1 on my list.



Mainly because it captures so hilariously what Christmas was like when I was a kid, even though I was born long after 1940.



Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:09 PM (qAR6u)

Hell yeah. Killer movie.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2019 10:26 PM (9Om/r)

319 Thing From Snowy Mountain - whu?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:27 PM (ykYG2)

320 288 We HAVE no reliable allies. None.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:21 PM (DXT9A)


We have the Marines, even better.

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:27 PM (9HQoP)

321 288
We HAVE no reliable allies. None.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:21 PM (DXT9A


Welcome to reality. WWII and the Cold War were the outliers in allied cooperation as I can see from history. Historically allies were a necessity never to be fully trusted. Because all nations have interests, and they will promote those interests, and if you are wise you chart those to see how far you can travel with your nation-friend.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 10:27 PM (lnWzE)

322 I tried submitting some Christmas movie ideas to Hallmark, but allI got back was this lousy letter:

"Dear Mr qdpsteve,

Thank you for your Christmas movie idea submissions. We produce a lot of holiday movies and appreciate every treatment we can get. However, at the present time, your scripts for "An Incel Christmas," "Jingle's Balls" and "Santa's Got A Pantyhose Fetish" do not meet our standards or needs. Good luck with your continued writing career. Signed, Hallmark Productions"

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 10:27 PM (L2ZTs)

323 A Christmas Story is great.

Santa Vs The Martians is also great.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:27 PM (gh1GI)

324 Aliens is a Christmas movie.

Change my mind.

Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 10:27 PM (NiXyF)

325 And of course when he is eventually outed as an Elder God,

It turns out she likes REALLY older Beings.
Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 10:23 PM (NgKpN)


No, no, no. You're doing it wrong. These are two-hour movies. That plot point will have to wait for the inevitable sequel, when our happy couple happen to meet Yog-Sothoth, who can also take human form, and our heroine/female protagonist (I'm picturing Candace Cameron Bure) has to decide between the mystery and rough charm of Yog-Sothoth, or the deep compassion and personal redemption arc of Cthulhu.

Again, this is all for the sequel. We'll call it "At the Mountains of Mistletoe."

Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:27 PM (2PXwn)

326 "They are ruining it." ZeroHedge is one site I can cite that delivers targeted ads that 1) get by AdBlockerPlus, 2) seem harmless and low-bandwidth, and 3) sometimes are of interest to me.

Their targeting is misfiring tonite. They're trying to sell me clothes, and I never buy or browse clothing. But often they show me stuff I'm interested in. I don't click on any of the ads, of course. If I'm interested, I browse directly to the vendor's site.

I wonder how many people actually do whitelist sites that go total anti-ad-blocking policy like Daily Mail has; probably most of em. I wonder if they notice any dropoff in site traffic from people like me who balk.

Daily Mail often has more detailed reporting on US news than American news sites do, and they have interesting photo essays occasionally too. Their editorial is sh!t, and their ultra-woke comment censors are sh!t, but other than that I liked them.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at November 20, 2019 10:28 PM (mk9aG)

327 I didn't know that Prince Andrew had a job beyond being the spare.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 20, 2019 10:28 PM (yQpMk)

328
It seems people either love the movie Christmas Story or they hate it. No middle ground.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (lv9KS)

if you hate it, there is something wrong with you. Maybe if you are from another nation and only go by lefty mores today I could see it. But if you have roots in this country, I don't see how it is possible to hate that film.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:28 PM (n13/j)

329 Another depressing work day here down on the Gulf Coast. I don't know how much longer I can live in this state. Then again, I don't know how much longer I can take it.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain

Do as you see fit, as long as we get your stuff.

Posted by: Miklos, who likes the Gulf Coast at November 20, 2019 10:28 PM (QzkSJ)

330 Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, In Accordance With The Prophecy at November 20, 2019 10:26 PM

What's up?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 10:28 PM (aA3+G)

331 300 I had mentioned that two of our local schools were closed due to a mystery illness. Then there were three. Then today, all schools in the district are closed and will not reopen until after Thanksgiving.

Next I expect a zombie outbreak.
==========
See my above post.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:28 PM (W+kMI)

332 Another depressing work day here down on the Gulf Coast. I don't know how much longer I can live in this state. Then again, I don't know how much longer I can take it.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, In Accordance With The Prophecy at November 20, 2019 10:26 PM (Clxcy)

Get a sloppy beejer for cheap, have a smoke and relax. Things will be fine.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 10:28 PM (RYP5Z)

333 Worst Christmas movie? "It's a Wonderful Life" remake with Marlo Thomas. Man that is one woke pos.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 10:28 PM (LOq4H)

334 Name one Dio Sabbath Tune that EVER got Radio Play past 6 months of release. One.

Posted by: garrett
________

I concede. I can't.

I like Black Sabbath with Dio so much better than with other singers, but you're right -- with Ronnie James Dio, the band never got the radio play of, for example, "Talk Dirty to Me" by Poison. Just not up to that standard, I admit.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 20, 2019 10:29 PM (aTOTz)

335 Goodfellas is a Christmas movie. They had that scene and he got the most expensive tree they had.
Posted by: Quint



Original Home Alone.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 10:29 PM (ob5xJ)

336 In fairness, all of our allies know how we'll behave in about eight years.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (aTOTz)


All our potential allies are smart enough to know that eventually another Democrat will be President...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 10:29 PM (BiNEL)

337 ... i don't know about romeo-and-juliet laws, but it's probably possible for a 14 year old boy to have sex with his hot 16 year old neighbor and be charged with pedophilia. somewhere.

Posted by: mjc at November 20, 2019 10:29 PM (Pg+x7)

338 Coming up with the plot of a Hallmark Christmas movie is like doing a Mad Lib. The Horde could write a script in thirty minutes, and the channel would probably run with it.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM (2PXwn)

Maggie is thrilled when Mitch, her long time crush, moves back to town. When she learns Mitch's love for Christmas has drastically changed, she tries to bring his holiday spirits back by showing him the yuletide spirit of hunting hobos.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 20, 2019 10:29 PM (LxTcq)

339 Tulsi: "I'm all in for free dermatology."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:29 PM (DXT9A)

340 ..Take a gander at one of the Epstein guards:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7708819

That's about what I've come to expect. Top Hoes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (f1Vqw)



Dear Lord, it's Guardzilla! Runnnn!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2019 10:30 PM (QzJWU)

341 A lot of suburban moms seem to like Mayor Pete - he's like a less flamboyant version of their nice gay hair stylist who they ask for fashion advice and tell their troubles to.

Black men go to the barber shop and are not really all that fond of nice gay hair stylists.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 20, 2019 10:30 PM (d6Ksn)

342 "My father was an Oldsmobile man."

There. Case settled. 'Christmas Story' wins.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 10:30 PM (hnyqs)

343 ... i'm done. goodnight.


(..."fuckin' money", fuckin' hilarious)

Posted by: mjc at November 20, 2019 10:30 PM (Pg+x7)

344 If Alberta Oil Peon is here, I had a question on 3D printing metal parts for guns (which I would lose in that tragic boating accident).

He said 3D printers don't make parts that would have high stress points like door handle joints

Would a 3D printed gun need to use spare trigger mechanism parts from a manufactured gun?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:30 PM (qAR6u)

345 if you hate it, there is something wrong with you. Maybe if you are from another nation and only go by lefty mores today I could see it. But if you have roots in this country, I don't see how it is possible to hate that film.
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:28 PM (n13/j)
* * * *

Agreed. Love it myself, but I am often surprised to find out who does not like the movie.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:31 PM (lv9KS)

346 >>"Talk Dirty to Me" by Poison. Just not up to that standard, I admit.


You jest.

But the Royalties for that are what keeps Bers in Beer And Buds and Bikes.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:31 PM (gh1GI)

347 A lot of suburban moms seem to like Mayor Pete - he's like a less flamboyant version of their nice gay hair stylist who they ask for fashion advice and tell their troubles to.
--------

He's such a nice boy, and so smart!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 10:31 PM (hnyqs)

348 "An Incel Christmas,"
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 10:27 PM (L2ZTs)

Oh my GAWD I would pay to see this.

Posted by: Robert laughed so goddamn hard at this at November 20, 2019 10:31 PM (RYP5Z)

349 "Dear Mr qdpsteve,

Thank you for your Christmas movie idea submissions. We produce a lot of holiday movies and appreciate every treatment we can get. However, at the present time, your scripts for "An Incel Christmas," "Jingle's Balls" and "Santa's Got A Pantyhose Fetish" do not meet our standards or needs. Good luck with your continued writing career. Signed, Hallmark Productions"
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 10:27 PM (L2ZTs)


Golf clap.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:31 PM (2PXwn)

350
Tulsi: "I'm all in for free dermatology."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


She needs a belt sander.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 10:31 PM (7rVsF)

351 Robert, me too thanks :-)
Dr T, thanks :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 10:32 PM (L2ZTs)

352 Trump is going down!!!!!

and EINSTEIN DIDN"T KILL HIMSELF!!!!

Posted by: WaterCow at November 20, 2019 10:32 PM (aTOTz)

353 I still hold A Christmas Story as #1 on my list.

Mainly because it captures so hilariously what Christmas was like when I was a kid, even though I was born long after 1940.

Posted by: kbdabear



Christmas in the 60's.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 10:32 PM (ob5xJ)

354 Not even on Classic Rock 2-Fer Days.

You don't hear Sabbath with Dio on the Radio because it sucked. Dio was just ham. Bad ham. Spam.

I never could get into any band he fronted.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:32 PM (gh1GI)

355 PDQ Bach also wrote a carol I should like to nominate as the official AOSHQ Christmas carol. My show choir performed it back in high school.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yQtz61e5Ck

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:32 PM (W+kMI)

356 Who looks more Chinese, Yang or Biden?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:33 PM (DXT9A)

357
Would a 3D printed gun need to use spare trigger mechanism parts from a manufactured gun?
Posted by: kbdabear
--------

Probably not, but that pales compared to barrel , bolt, receiver.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 10:33 PM (hnyqs)

358
Yup. When SNL was funny, really f*cking funny
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

----

My personal favorite was the "Bass-o-matic" spot.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (Y4EXg)







Aykroyd as Julia Child
Samurai Divorce Court
Pre-Chew Charlie's
The Raging Queen
Father Guido Sarducci
The Drool Bucket
The Vomitorium

And best of all... Mr Bill

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2019 10:33 PM (eXA4G)

359 328
It seems people either love the movie Christmas Story or they hate it. No middle ground.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (lv9KS)

I liked it a lot the first time I saw it. After seeing it 100 times, I'm now sort of "meh" about it.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 20, 2019 10:33 PM (d6Ksn)

360 How women are treated.

You know, we aspire to have them treated as they are in ghettos.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:33 PM (DXT9A)

361 Pam Bondi seems nice

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 20, 2019 10:33 PM (7ZQe3)

362 Original Home Alone.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 10:29 PM (ob5xJ)

The star of that movie is the house. That's why I watch it.

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:33 PM (9HQoP)

363 Battle of The Bulge is a Christmas movie

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:34 PM (qAR6u)

364 321

We have no eternal allies, and we have no perpetual enemies. Our interests are eternal and perpetual, and those interests it is our duty to follow.
~Henry John Temple, Lord Palmerston , Remarks in the House of Commons, March 1, 1848

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 10:34 PM (BiNEL)

365 Good luck with your continued writing career. Signed, Hallmark Productions"
Posted by: qdpsteve

Santa's Sexy Ski Chalet Sauna could work though.

Posted by: Miklos, again, Hungarian films pay no tax in the US at November 20, 2019 10:34 PM (QzkSJ)

366 Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:32 PM (gh1GI)

Loosen that apron of yours
You're a little uptight tonight

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 10:34 PM (aA3+G)

367 she is smart to go after Bootysweat. He is a a real threat. She realizes her chance is fizzling.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:35 PM (n13/j)

368 And best of all... Mr Bill
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
-----------

"Here, Mr. Bill, hold this cherry bomb..."

"Ohhhhhh noooooooo..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 10:35 PM (hnyqs)

369 Sorry.

Early Sabbath was my first passion.

I was weened on We Sold Our Sould For Rock and Roll.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:35 PM (gh1GI)

370 --
--
Whoa. Where am I?

Posted by: Joe Biden's Brain at November 20, 2019 10:35 PM (dOV9E)

371 Shoe on Head blocked me on Twitter over that ACLU post, which I think is hilarious. It is amazing how stating stuff that was common sense just two years ago, and will be again as soon as the current fever passes, is verboten.

She has also contracted a case of Democratic Socialism. Living through the Cold War only to see kids try to rehabilitate guys like Bernie, while at the same time thinking Trump is a Russian agent is too absurd for words. They literally know nothing.

Oh, and Patterico blocked me too because I kept asking him how that triple hearsay was working out for him with the impeachment hearings. I probably deserved that one, but he is another one who has kind of gone off his rocker which is why no one ever mentions him anymore.

Posted by: Thatch at November 20, 2019 10:35 PM (v5Cc/)

372 Hometown station will play Heaven & Hell and The Mob Rules.

Duo might not be everyone's cup o tea. Not everyone likes the good things in life, I know.

Posted by: Robert laughed so goddamn hard at this at November 20, 2019 10:35 PM (RYP5Z)

373 Miklos, I'm firing up Final Draft as we speak :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 10:35 PM (L2ZTs)

374 363 Battle of The Bulge is a Christmas movie
-------
I prefer Battleground, which has the French gal endangering her gazongas while cutting bread.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:35 PM (W+kMI)

375 355 PDQ Bach also wrote a carol I should like to nominate as the official AOSHQ Christmas carol. My show choir performed it back in high school.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yQtz61e5Ck
Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:32 PM (W+kMI)

Ah, I had forgotten all about PDQ Bach! Good stuff!

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 20, 2019 10:35 PM (d6Ksn)

376 "An Incel Christmas,"
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 10:27 PM (L2ZTs)

Oh my GAWD I would pay to see this.
Posted by: Robert laughed so goddamn hard


Aka, "Six Guys Sitting In A Basement Playing Dungeons and Dragons".

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (ob5xJ)

377 Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:32 PM (W+kMI)

I always thought PDQ Bach never got the respect he deserved!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (BiNEL)

378 It seems people either love the movie Christmas Story or they hate it. No middle ground.



Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (lv9KS)

if
you hate it, there is something wrong with you. Maybe if you are from
another nation and only go by lefty mores today I could see it. But if
you have roots in this country, I don't see how it is possible to hate
that film.


Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:28 PM (n13/j)


I meet very few people who don't like that movie. Its way before my time, but I still remember slight glimpses of that way of life when I was young, before the left attacked every last fucking facet of our culture.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (9Om/r)

379 359: donna, that's where i am. guess i've seen it too many times. same with christmas vacation. chevy just grates on me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (KP5rU)

380 we wish you a merry xmas
we wish you a merry xmas
we wish you a merry xmas
wiv bofa deez nutz

Posted by: boulder t'hobo, suggesting a response to 'happy holly days' at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (ykYG2)

381 Battle of The Bulge is a Christmas movie
Posted by: kbdabear

The best part is when George Patton shows up with toys and gifts and three armored divisions.

Posted by: Miklos, a battered bastard of a sort at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (QzkSJ)

382 Eddie Murphy had some pretty good bits on SNL

I loved "Mr Robinson's Neighborhood"

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (qAR6u)

383 PDQ Bach also wrote a carol I should like to nominate as the official AOSHQ Christmas carol. My show choir performed it back in high school.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yQtz61e5Ck
Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:32 PM (W+kMI)


Endorsed.

Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (NiXyF)

384 My favorite Dio is with the band Rainbow. And this very eerie, kind of classical song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH43BU6DSm0

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (Wmf3G)

385 I liked it a lot the first time I saw it. After seeing it 100 times, I'm now sort of "meh" about it.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V
--------

101 is the charm.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (hnyqs)

386 375 355 PDQ Bach also wrote a carol I should like to nominate as the official AOSHQ Christmas carol. My show choir performed it back in high school.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yQtz61e5Ck
Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:32 PM (W+kMI)

Ah, I had forgotten all about PDQ Bach! Good stuff!
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 20, 2019 10:35 PM (d6Ksn)

Oedipus Tex was hilarious. So was The Abduction of Figaro.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 10:37 PM (NWiLs)

387 365 Good luck with your continued writing career. Signed, Hallmark Productions"
Posted by: qdpsteve

Santa's Sexy Ski Chalet Sauna could work though.
Posted by: Miklos, again, Hungarian films pay no tax in the US at November 20, 2019 10:34 PM (QzkSJ)

I've actually thought about rewriting my online dating site ad, to say:

I have a season ski pass in Tahoe, and want to recreate a bad 80's ski comedy movie. Any Takers?

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 10:37 PM (NgKpN)

388 I didn't know that Prince Andrew had a job beyond being the spare.

Posted by: Grump928(C)
________

It's vice presidents all the way down!

Posted by: FireHorse at November 20, 2019 10:37 PM (aTOTz)

389 You know, when one puts someone like this "Tova Noel" character in charge of guarding one of one's high profile prisoners, it would seem one doesn't really want one's prisoner guarded well, would it not?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (f1Vqw)

One would not be wrong if one were to come to that conclusion, one thinks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 10:37 PM (/sgva)

390 "I've had a policy of 50% of the guys I blow are black."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:37 PM (DXT9A)

391 "Well, Mr Bill, it's Tax Time! And it's going to cost you an arm and a leg!!"

"Oh Noooooooo!"

Posted by: davidt at November 20, 2019 10:37 PM (l3+k2)

392 371 Shoe on Head blocked me on Twitter over that ACLU post, which I think is hilarious. It is amazing how stating stuff that was common sense just two years ago, and will be again as soon as the current fever passes, is verboten.

She has also contracted a case of Democratic Socialism."

Shoe on Head has gone SJW?

*Sigh*

I guess she wanted to go sit with the popular kids. There's no need to take anything she has to say seriously anymore.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 20, 2019 10:38 PM (d6Ksn)

393 as for Shoe On Head- suppose she's feeling the heat from YouTube's al gore rhythms, and has shifted Left to keep her rice bowl?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:38 PM (ykYG2)

394 Let's hear it for the University of Southern North Dakota at Hoople, y'all!

Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 10:38 PM (NiXyF)

395 I'm sure you all know this, but Adobe is having a "Black Friday Sale" of their CC stuff through the 29th. Instead of every Adobe application for $52 a month, instead it's $30 a month (plus tax).

I guess for a year, and then they slam you. Or Jeffrey Epstein you.

I signed up. I'm not proud about this. I hate, hate, hate "Software as a Service" (SaaS) but I'd really like to be able to produce work with a couple of modern go-rounds.

PS: If you have CS products, make sure you have your serial numbers available. I've heard stories that, should you quit the CC service, the CS stuff wants to be reinstalled.

Going back to drinking. Hope you're all having a great evening.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 20, 2019 10:38 PM (l9m7l)

396 382 Eddie Murphy had some pretty good bits on SNL

I loved "Mr Robinson's Neighborhood"
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (qAR6u)


And Velvet Jones. At least two great sketches out of that one.

Introducing his book: "So You Wanna Be A Ho"

And the court case of the woman who bought the book and did not succeed.

"My Honor, I can explain the problem in three words. The bitch ugly."

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 10:38 PM (dOV9E)

397 Harris is toast. Period.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:39 PM (DXT9A)

398 Would a 3D printed gun need to use spare trigger mechanism parts from a manufactured gun?
Posted by: kbdabear


No. There are so many aftermarket parts kits you wouldn't have to cannibalize a manufactured gun.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 10:39 PM (ob5xJ)

399 >>And Velvet Jones.


!

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:39 PM (gh1GI)

400 have a season ski pass in Tahoe, and want to recreate a bad 80's ski comedy movie. Any Takers?

Keep Tahoe Blew

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:39 PM (ykYG2)

401 Now, the HOA Nazi.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:39 PM (DXT9A)

402 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 10:37 PM (/sgva)

But HR approved, so what could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 10:39 PM (BiNEL)

403 Is Elisabeth Warren an actual person or her SNL caricature?

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:39 PM (n13/j)

404 I have a season ski pass in Tahoe, and want to recreate a bad 80's ski comedy movie. Any Takers?

Posted by: Don Q


Just steal the South Park timeshare episode.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 10:39 PM (LOq4H)

405 311
It seems people either love the movie Christmas Story or they hate it. No middle ground.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (lv9KS)

I don't get it, because you can get a Leg Lamp - I bought a small one for my brother's basement bar.
https://tinyurl.com/uob7x77

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 10:39 PM (lnWzE)

406 @drawandstrike

OK Graham sounds awfully confident in what he's saying here.

"It'll be December 9th -- you'll get the report," the South Carolina lawmaker said.

"That's locked."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 20, 2019 10:40 PM (1Vobx)

407 379 359: donna, that's where i am. guess i've seen it too many times. same with christmas vacation. chevy just grates on me.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (KP5rU)

Chevy Chase was my least favorite member of the original SNL cast. Never thought he was that funny.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 20, 2019 10:40 PM (d6Ksn)

408 "It seems people either love the movie Christmas Story or they hate it. No middle ground."

It's based on a book by Jean Shepherd, "In God We Trust: All Others Pay Cash," which is about Shepherd's childhood in Hammond, IN. I grew up somewhat nearby in Chicago during approximately the same period, and many anecdotes in the book match up with stuff I remember from back then. There is a regional flavor to it.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at November 20, 2019 10:40 PM (mk9aG)

409 I would sentence her to ...community service...in my house.
Posted by: Obligatory at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (WdocV)

She seems nice...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 10:40 PM (/sgva)

410 If Kloubachar picked Katie Hill for a running mate, at least she could get those legs shaved for free.

And touch up the moustache, would you?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 20, 2019 10:40 PM (Ndje9)

411 I love old Sabbath. Master of Reality produced troubling dreams. So I stopped playing it after dark.

But Dio Sabbath was fucking sublime. Heaven and Hell was an yuge experience when I was a troubled Catholic boy. Still kind of shocked that my folks let me even buy it.

And, gun to my head, Ronnie James Dio was the single greatest rock/metal vocalist ever. He sounded as good at 60 as he did at 30.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 10:40 PM (x8Wzq)

412 Student loan debt forgiveness: "Vote for me!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:40 PM (DXT9A)

413 Nice selection, shibumi!

Posted by: FireHorse at November 20, 2019 10:40 PM (aTOTz)

414 Harris is toast. Period.

-
Easy Kamala, easy go.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2019 10:41 PM (+y/Ru)

415 I have a season ski pass in Tahoe, and want to recreate a bad 80's ski comedy movie. Any Takers?
Posted by: Don Q


Go for Better off Dead, and accept any and all French chicks.

Posted by: Miklos, advisorily at November 20, 2019 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)

416 396 382 Eddie Murphy had some pretty good bits on SNL

I loved "Mr Robinson's Neighborhood"
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (qAR6u)

Buckwheat has been shot!

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 20, 2019 10:41 PM (d6Ksn)

417 Nice pic of a partial eclipse...perhaps coming out of annularity, perhaps not.

It looks like the partial eclipse of May 20, 2012. In my neck of the woods, it hit maximum totality at 7:38 PM MDT and was down to the horizon like the ONT photo by about 7:46 PM.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 20, 2019 10:41 PM (7s3Gx)

418
2nd and kasim, thanks. I've been thinking of switching from Premiere Pro to DaVinci Resolve. Maybe I'll have to stick with Creative Crash.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 20, 2019 10:41 PM (KjVM+)

419 403 Is Elisabeth Warren an actual person or her SNL caricature?
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:39 PM (n13/j)

She's Spartacus.

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:41 PM (9HQoP)

420 383 PDQ Bach also wrote a carol I should like to nominate as the official AOSHQ Christmas carol. My show choir performed it back in high school.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yQtz61e5Ck
Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:32 PM (W+kMI)

Endorsed.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (NiXyF)

sorry, I have to submit as an alternative:

Santa Drives a Hotrod by Brian Setzer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?
time_continue=22&v=
x38fvFdsfI0&feature=emb_logo

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 10:41 PM (NgKpN)

421 That was supposed to be beckoning chasm

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 20, 2019 10:41 PM (KjVM+)

422 Thanks for the ONT.

Favorable for the government to collect more revenue? I disagree.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 10:42 PM (2B9A/)

423 Nano Adblocker + Nano Defender.

The latter will block the anti-adblock detection scripts. AbBlock Plus will not do that (they say it's not ethical).

Fuck ethics, this is war.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 09:59 PM (f1Vqw)

Brave lets me go to Daily Mail, no problem.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 10:42 PM (/sgva)

424 I respect you. Now get the fuck back into Mexico.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:42 PM (DXT9A)

425 415 I have a season ski pass in Tahoe, and want to recreate a bad 80's ski comedy movie. Any Takers?
Posted by: Don Q


Go for Better off Dead, and accept any and all French chicks.
Posted by: Miklos, advisorily at November 20, 2019 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)

Love that movie.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 10:42 PM (NWiLs)

426 Sorry.



Early Sabbath was my first passion.



I was weened on We Sold Our Sould For Rock and Roll.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:35 PM (gh1GI)


My voyage to the dark side of music happened when I was at a friend's house, and we found the paranoid album in his older brother's record stash. I was around 12, and playing guitar and drums, and was leaning more towards drums. I heard the opening chords to iron man and that was it, I knew what I wanted to do from that moment on. Give me metal or give me death.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2019 10:42 PM (9Om/r)

427 Also, Lady Colin Campbell is an idiot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 10:42 PM (2B9A/)

428 I won't even need a Mulligan.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:00 PM (gh1GI)

But the water hazards are dillys.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 10:43 PM (/sgva)

429
I guess she wanted to go sit with the popular kids. There's no need to take anything she has to say seriously anymore.

Posted by: DonnaV. at November 20, 2019 10:38 PM (d6Ksn)

She always said she would "never" be a Republican because they're so icky, but much as used to enjoy her rants, she finally got stupid one day in probably 2018 and I just stopped watching her.

Posted by: George Strait at November 20, 2019 10:43 PM (uEbPt)

430 I didn't know that Prince Andrew had a job beyond being the spare.

Posted by: Grump928

He lost that job the day Prince William was born in 1982.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 20, 2019 10:43 PM (COzlW)

431 Dr T, in the first proposal you need the goat with a million young for the female character, and the second is crying out for a Deep Ones tie in. An Innsmouth Xmas as if were. After all, what could be more Christmasy than a nearly New England port town?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2019 10:43 PM (0TbLI)

432 Brave lets me go to Daily Mail, no problem.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Because you fixed their transmission. No need to be shy.

Posted by: Miklos, advisedly at November 20, 2019 10:43 PM (QzkSJ)

433 Give me metal or give me death.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2019 10:42 PM (9Om/r)

It doesn't have to be either/or.

Posted by: Death Metal at November 20, 2019 10:44 PM (RYP5Z)

434
We HAVE no reliable allies. None

Tiawan

Posted by: Jean at November 20, 2019 10:44 PM (TT5JW)

435 I can't decide which voice is more excruciating: Harris' or Warren's.

Posted by: Ever at November 20, 2019 10:44 PM (ZZDMQ)

436 Lady Colin?


England is a fag country.

Posted by: A. Bunker at November 20, 2019 10:44 PM (oVJmc)

437 Christmas haters.

Posted by: Caliban at November 20, 2019 10:45 PM (QE8X6)

438 A Yog-Sothoth Yuletide

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 10:45 PM (NWiLs)

439 We HAVE no reliable allies. None

Tiawan

Israel.

Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:45 PM (9HQoP)

440 Posted by: FireHorse at November 20, 2019 10:40


Thank you. I have a secret passion for most things Ritchie Blackmore, and I think his most interesting work was with Rainbow and Dio. FYI, he trots out Rainbow in Europe now and then with a new vocalist from Chile who sounds a lot like Dio.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 20, 2019 10:45 PM (Wmf3G)

441 Tiawan
Posted by: Jean at November 20, 2019 10:44 PM (TT5JW)


While it suits them.

Not a nanosecond after.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:45 PM (DXT9A)

442 332 Another depressing work day here down on the Gulf Coast. I don't know how much longer I can live in this state. Then again, I don't know how much longer I can take it.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, In Accordance With The Prophecy at November 20, 2019 10:26 PM (Clxcy)

I'm sorry to hear that.

Try to be thankful that:
A. you have a "work day"
B. You don't have snow on your front lawn.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 20, 2019 10:45 PM (d6Ksn)

443 The Dems are now arguing over who owns the black folks on their plantation.

Posted by: Miklos, oh lawd at November 20, 2019 10:45 PM (QzkSJ)

444 Black Sabbath - Master of Reality was the first cassette tape I ever owned. Neighbor's son gave a copy to me when he went to college. I think I was 11 or so.

We Sold our Soul... was the first double LP record I ever bought.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:46 PM (gh1GI)

445 After all, what could be more Christmasy than a nearly New England port town?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2019 10:43 PM (0TbLI)



I can see the festive holiday decorations at Miskatonic University in the background harboring a place for things that only come out after dark.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 10:47 PM (BiNEL)

446 ok. prosecute men having sex with minors (14 year olds). but the lady is right, it's not pedophilia.
Posted by: mjc at November 20, 2019 10:03 PM (Pg+x7)

Agreed. Pedophilia is adults having sex with young children who have not attained puberty. Epstein's clients were banging jailbait. Hint: why do they call it "jailbait"? We don't call prepubescent children "jailbait", do we? "Jailbait" is jailbait because it looks like it might be legal, but it's not.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 10:47 PM (/sgva)

447 Shoe on Head's boyfriend has TDS IIRC.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 20, 2019 10:47 PM (LxTcq)

448 Holy crap! AEI and Con Inc. isn't even bothering to hide it anymore...

Political Economy with James Pethokoukis Podcast
Bryan Caplan on Open Borders
https://t.co/RIOjNaVm5L?amp=1

"What would an actual open borders regime look like? How would it affect those already living in the United States? And why is the case for open borders stronger than the case for restrictionism, or at least the prioritization of high-skill immigrants? Bryan Caplan explores these questions in his most recent book: a work of graphic non-fiction co-produced with illustrator Zach Weinersmith, Open Borders: The Science and Ethics of Immigration.

Bryan Caplan is a professor of economics at George Mason University and a regular blogger at EconLog. He's also the author of three previous books: The Case Against Education, Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids, and The Myth of the Rational Voter"

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at November 20, 2019 10:47 PM (FBrfY)

449 But Dio Sabbath was fucking sublime. Heaven and Hell
was an yuge experience when I was a troubled Catholic boy. Still kind
of shocked that my folks let me even buy it.



And, gun to my head, Ronnie James Dio was the single greatest
rock/metal vocalist ever. He sounded as good at 60 as he did at 30.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 10:40 PM (x8Wzq)

Heaven and hell was an amazing album. I got started because of sabbath, but I was never really hooked on them. I didn't like a lot of it, just certain songs. Dio's sabbath was another frigging realm.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2019 10:47 PM (9Om/r)

450 427 Also, Lady Colin Campbell is an idiot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 10:42 PM (2B9A/)

Actually, she is correct, but that is why he had to die.

The 'Girl' in question was 17. Which is illegal in some places, but Legal in others as long as it was consensual.

He could call all kinds of famous witnesses for his defense, to disprove her allegation of Prostitution or underage sex (because, it depended on where it happened, down to what State the plane flew out of).

They could never allow a trial like that.

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 10:48 PM (NgKpN)

451 439 We HAVE no reliable allies. None

Tiawan

Israel.
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:45 PM (9HQoP)/


No way. It's in their interest now. That's all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:48 PM (DXT9A)

452 420 383 PDQ Bach also wrote a carol I should like to nominate as the official AOSHQ Christmas carol. My show choir performed it back in high school.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yQtz61e5Ck
Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:32 PM (W+kMI)

Endorsed.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (NiXyF)

sorry, I have to submit as an alternative:

Santa Drives a Hotrod by Brian Setzer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?
time_continue=22&v=
x38fvFdsfI0&feature=emb_logo
-------------
Brian Setzer is great, no doubt.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:48 PM (W+kMI)

453 I have a secret passion for most things Ritchie Blackmore . . .

Posted by: shibumi

_________

Here's an early Christmas surprise for you --

https://tinyurl.com/os5uh6o

Posted by: FireHorse at November 20, 2019 10:48 PM (aTOTz)

454 I meet very few people who don't like that movie.
Its way before my time, but I still remember slight glimpses of that way
of life when I was young, before the left attacked every last fucking
facet of our culture.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (9Om/r)


Heck, parts of that culture were around me when I was little. We did not have a coal furnace with an automatic stoker, but my grandfather did, and my dad had told me stories about that contraption. And his parent's house looked a lot like the house in the movie. And the bully - I remember a kid like that. My elementary school - half of it was built before WWII and it looked just like that school in the movie.

Unless you cut everything off violently, the cultural waves go far up the beach. And even if you do cut them off, the waves return. Russia is heading Tsarist, China is heading Mandarin, and they are doing that pretty darn openly. I would not be surprised if Russia asked a Romanov to come and be the official ceremonial greeter sometime in the next quarter century.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 10:48 PM (lnWzE)

455 I can't decide which voice is more excruciating: Harris' or Warren's.

Posted by: Ever at November 20, 2019 10:44 PM (ZZDMQ)

it is hard to decide for sure. Do they realize they have no chance? I get the left is crazy and angry, but who wants to listen to people so hyped up and unnatural? Harris keeps bringing up Obama because she is nothing like him.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:49 PM (n13/j)

456 AWESOME MOONSET PIC
What a set of iris diaphragms ye have!

Posted by: Larro at November 20, 2019 10:49 PM (10GNe)

457 So I'm currently in Coon Rapids, Minnie Soda, just outside of Minnie Applesses, and Waether Bug says there's a fitty percent chance of snow but it never gets below 32 daygrees.

What am I not getting here?

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 10:49 PM (RYP5Z)

458 >>Brian Setzer is great, no doubt.


Super nice guy.

I used to sell him the occasional guitar back in the day.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:49 PM (gh1GI)

459 All right, I fess up. Who is "Shoe on Head"? Driving me nuts trying to figure it out!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:50 PM (lv9KS)

460 So I'm currently in Coon Rapids, Minnie Soda, just outside of Minnie Applesses, and Waether Bug says there's a fitty percent chance of snow but it never gets below 32 daygrees.

What am I not getting here?
Posted by: Robert


Common Core Math

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 10:50 PM (ob5xJ)

461 the first Sabbath song I can remember as such was "The Mob Rules" used on the Heavy Metal movie. It rocked out hard, and I was impressed.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:50 PM (W+kMI)

462 I first thought of songs about Christmas in New Jersey after watching this scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zH1g5Zzues

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:51 PM (qAR6u)

463 FISA abuse report to be released on Dec 9..according to Miss Lidsay

Posted by: Breaking Snuuuuz at November 20, 2019 10:51 PM (vqIkG)

464 The original Black Sabbath was a perfect combination.
Singer-wise, Ozzy made Black Sabbath. Dio era had plenty I liked, but started to seem formulaic. Once you change the singer it all changes.

Not a huge solo Ozzy fan. Love most of Dio's solo work.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 10:52 PM (VOSoK)

465 Favorite SNL sketch? "Wake Up and Smile" from the Will Ferrell era, in which the hosts of a cheery morning TV talk show revert to complete Lord of the Flies savagery when the TelePrompTer goes out... that was probably the last time I laughed my ass off at that show.

Posted by: Secret Square at November 20, 2019 10:52 PM (9WuX0)

466 459 All right, I fess up. Who is "Shoe on Head"? Driving me nuts trying to figure it out!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:50 PM (lv9KS)

She was a gal on youtube who made videos attacking sjwish tendencies. Kind of looked like a less skanky Sarah Silvermann.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 10:52 PM (2B9A/)

467 I get the left is crazy and angry, but who wants to listen to people so hyped up and unnatural?

Posted by: Quint
________

That reminds me. I think I would like a beer.

DOWN WITH TRUMP!!!!

Posted by: WaterCow at November 20, 2019 10:52 PM (aTOTz)

468
Here's an early Christmas surprise for you --



https://tinyurl.com/os5uh6o

Why thank you Firehorse! I am into everything BUT the Blackmore's Night stuff, but what the hell. It's a Christmas carol!

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 20, 2019 10:52 PM (Wmf3G)

469 All right, I fess up. Who is "Shoe on Head"? Driving me nuts trying to figure it out!

You tube "personality". Cute girl, sometimes funny.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at November 20, 2019 10:52 PM (SchxB)

470 463 FISA abuse report to be released on Dec 9..according to Miss Lidsay
Posted by: Breaking Snuuuuz at November 20, 2019 10:51 PM (vqIkG)

right smack dab in the middle of the next fight on the Government appropriations, which STILL are not done for this year.

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 10:52 PM (NgKpN)

471 459 All right, I fess up. Who is "Shoe on Head"? Driving me nuts trying to figure it out!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:50 PM (lv9KS)

A kind of cute YouTube eceleb who's fucking some dude old enough to be her dad.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 10:53 PM (RYP5Z)

472 Battle of The Bulge is a Christmas movie
Posted by: kbdabear

The best part is when George Patton shows up with toys and gifts and three armored divisions.
Posted by: Miklos, a battered bastard of a sort at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM

Operation Nordwind was a hell of a New Year's Eve party.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 20, 2019 10:53 PM (COzlW)

473 I can't decide which voice is more excruciating: Harris' or Warren's.

-
I'm gonna have to go with Tin Lizzie in the excruciating voice category.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2019 10:53 PM (+y/Ru)

474 Hey Boomers. How goes the virtue signaling and word play?

Posted by: Frank Bannister at November 20, 2019 10:53 PM (Fxgkp)

475 She was a gal on youtube who made videos attacking sjwish tendencies. Kind of looked like a less skanky Sarah Silvermann.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 10:52 PM (2B9A/)
* * * *

Thank you!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:53 PM (lv9KS)

476 One of my favorite moments in A Christmas Story was when Ralphie lost his shit and beat the hell out of Scut Farkas.

I had an incident as a kid that was eerily similar. I raged, I was sobbing, but that fooker left me alone after that.

That movie works on a whole helluva lot of levels.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 10:53 PM (x8Wzq)

477 All right, I fess up. Who is "Shoe on Head"? Driving me nuts trying to figure it out!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:50 PM (lv9KS)

She was a gal on youtube who made videos attacking sjwish tendencies. Kind of looked like a less skanky Sarah Silvermann.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 10:52 PM (2B9A/)


Kinda cute given the camera angle. Big eyes. I mean eyes-eyes, not the other ones. Looked kinda skinny actually.

Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 10:54 PM (NiXyF)

478 I support beer but not the down with TRump thing. THat seemed like a non sequitor to me.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:54 PM (n13/j)

479 Shoe on Head isn't half as bad as JeffB

He was always the "not the hill to die on" type, and of course now he's begging for doggie treats as a minor league NeverTrumper

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:54 PM (qAR6u)

480 Thanks, Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting and Robert!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:55 PM (lv9KS)

481 Operation Nordwind was a hell of a New Year's Eve party.

Followed by Operation Bodenplatte as a hangover.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 20, 2019 10:55 PM (I2/tG)

482 Shoe on Head isn't half as bad as JeffB

He was always the "not the hill to die on" type, and of course now he's begging for doggie treats as a minor league NeverTrumper

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:54 PM (qAR6u)


Just goes to show.

It's ALL hill now.

Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 10:55 PM (NiXyF)

483 Looked kinda skinny actually.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 10:54 PM (NiXyF)

Saw the nude pics posted at Kiwi Farms.

Yeah, she needs to eat a sammich or three.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 10:55 PM (RYP5Z)

484 >>Shoe on Head isn't half as bad as JeffB


JeffB is a Gensis fan.


Enough said.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:55 PM (gh1GI)

485 right smack dab in the middle of the next fight on the Government appropriations, which STILL are not done for this year.

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 10:52 PM (NgKpN)


Priorities, my good man.

A CR doesn't require any work and the flow of graft is constant!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 10:56 PM (BiNEL)

486 Up in the atmosphere is colder than down here. So, snow starts up there and lands here. It usually melts fast, unless there is a lot of it.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 20, 2019 10:56 PM (Rz2Nc)

487 FISA abuse report to be released on Dec 9..according to Miss Lidsay
Posted by: Breaking Snuuuuz at November 20, 2019 10:51 PM (vqIkG)

right smack dab in the middle of the next fight on the Government appropriations, which STILL are not done for this year.
Posted by: Don Q


Five days before Christmas break.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 10:56 PM (ob5xJ)

488 Operation Nordwind was a hell of a New Year's Eve party.

Followed by Operation Bodenplatte as a hangover.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

And then the Balaton Offensive? Not doing that again!

Posted by: remnants of the Hungarian Army at November 20, 2019 10:56 PM (QzkSJ)

489 482 Shoe on Head isn't half as bad as JeffB

He was always the "not the hill to die on" type, and of course now he's begging for doggie treats as a minor league NeverTrumper

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:54 PM (qAR6u)

Just goes to show.

It's ALL hill now.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 10:55 PM (NiXyF)

Yup, our backs are up against the Continental divide.

And the Eisenhower tunnel is closed.

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 10:57 PM (NgKpN)

490 Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:54 PM

He's one of those little mutts which eats other dog turds

Posted by: Some Lurker at November 20, 2019 10:57 PM (aA3+G)

491 these people are crooks. Election day should be a federal holiday. But the motor voter and early ballot stuff if is crooked. The unions drive their voters to vote. Conservatives don't do that. I am sick of this. Voting rules favor Democrats and it is not even close.

Bring us back to a one day election and make it a holiday. And give soldiers, people who are disabled, and those abroad a chance to vote by mail But BS with this early voting for no reason whatsoever. The left is run top down. They make people vote whether they want to or not.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:58 PM (n13/j)

492 Yup, our backs are up against the Continental divide.

And the Eisenhower tunnel is closed.
Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 10:57 PM (NgKpN)
* * * *

Have to take Loveland Pass!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:58 PM (lv9KS)

493 Original shoe on head is Vermin Supreme.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 10:58 PM (ob5xJ)

494 Common Core Math
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 10:50 PM (ob5xJ

Snow is caused by magical thinking?




















Up in the atmosphere is colder than down here. So, snow starts up there and lands here. It usually melts fast, unless there is a lot of it.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 20, 2019 10:56 PM (Rz2Nc)

Ah! That makes sense.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 10:58 PM (RYP5Z)

495 Dr T, in the first proposal you need the goat with a million young for the female character, and the second is crying out for a Deep Ones tie in. An Innsmouth Xmas as if were. After all, what could be more Christmasy than a nearly New England port town?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2019 10:43 PM (0TbLI)


No, no, no. We can talk about bringing in the Deep Ones, but the female character needs to be human. That's how you get tension, which is why I included the twist that she doesn't originally know Cthulhu's true identity. It builds suspense and creates a character arc. Don't you people understand anything about moviemaking?

And apart from anything else, Innsmouth is just a dump. It should be somewhere in Vermont, though in a pinch I'd be willing to settle for Arkham.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:59 PM (2PXwn)

496 @421 Thanks! And no I'm not Casey Khasm. But for the top forty tonight...

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 20, 2019 10:59 PM (l9m7l)

497 Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:55 PM

Rumor has it he jerks off to Phil Collins

Posted by: Some Lurker at November 20, 2019 10:59 PM (aA3+G)

498 460
So I'm currently in Coon Rapids, Minnie Soda, just outside of Minnie
Applesses, and Waether Bug says there's a fitty percent chance of snow
but it never gets below 32 daygrees.



What am I not getting here?

Posted by: Robe

Sirius reception. Because of the nuclear fuel rods stored beneath you. My advice - run.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 10:59 PM (lnWzE)

499 she just said she was commander in chief. The only reason I mention that is they go after Trump for every misstatement. These people say absurd things all the time and no one cares.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:59 PM (n13/j)

500 492 Yup, our backs are up against the Continental divide.


*imagines the Dem candidates as a political Donner Party*

Posted by: Mijklos, just Miklos at November 20, 2019 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)

501 Our grandson's school in Grand Junction is closed until after Thanksgiving.......norovirus outbreak

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 20, 2019 11:00 PM (/UQ/R)

502 Albert Einstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 20, 2019 11:00 PM (COzlW)

503 I hope it is not bootysweat we go against. But i am sure he has no chance as the Dem primary voters are too crazy to choose him.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 11:00 PM (n13/j)

504 Poor doggo. What a terrible thing to happen. Idiot delivery man. Who throws a package over the fence especially with glass inside?

My smallest dog is a 15lb poodle named Cooper. He is such a barker though that the FedEx guy would have known for sure the dog was there.

Posted by: Floridachick at November 20, 2019 11:00 PM (PMtBh)

505 500 492 Yup, our backs are up against the Continental divide.


*imagines the Dem candidates as a political Donner Party*
Posted by: Mijklos, just Miklos at November 20, 2019 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)

"Donner, party of 50...uh, 49?"

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 11:00 PM (NWiLs)

506
>>Brian Setzer is great, no doubt.


Super nice guy.

I used to sell him the occasional guitar back in the day.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:49 PM (gh1GI)






Took my brother's family to see the Brian Setzer Orchestra long ago at the Santa Barbara Bowl (great place for an outdoor concert, by the way). While Dan Hicks and the Hot Licks were opening, we could see backstage where Setzer was hanging out watching the band. He was introduced to a little girl by her parents who were all backstage together, and you could tell that he was having fun meeting the whole family.

Then a really good dance number starts up, and he spontaneously starts swing dancing with the girl, who had a HUGE grin on her face through the whole song. Damned if that wasn't the cutest thing I'd seen in years.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2019 11:01 PM (eXA4G)

507 Bring us back to a one day election and make it a holiday. And give soldiers, people who are disabled, and those abroad a chance to vote by mail But BS with this early voting for no reason whatsoever. The left is run top down. They make people vote whether they want to or not.
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:58 PM (n13/j)


Paper ballots, vote in person unless you've got a damn good reason. No such thing as "early voting." One day of voting only (again, unless somebody's got a DAMN good reason they can't be at their polling station on voting day).

Oh, and no release of vote tallies until they're done counting. No exceptions.

Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 11:01 PM (NiXyF)

508 If Alberta Oil Peon is here, I had a question on 3D printing metal parts for guns (which I would lose in that tragic boating accident).

He said 3D printers don't make parts that would have high stress points like door handle joints

Would a 3D printed gun need to use spare trigger mechanism parts from a manufactured gun?
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:30 PM (qAR6u)

I'd say you could make some parts, but not those that have to resist firing pressures. But there have to be people out there way better versed than me in what's possible with 3D printing technology. They can do metal sintering now, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 11:01 PM (/sgva)

509 When I meant "this State," I meant this State of the Union. I may have to move to Texas for work.

Problem is, my Momma, 86 years old, is here.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, In Accordance With The Prophecy at November 20, 2019 11:01 PM (Clxcy)

510 I knew Ronnie James back in the day. Great guy. Heaven and Hell, the album, is masterful.

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 11:02 PM (wo3c/)

511 Don't you people understand anything about moviemaking?


Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:59 PM (2PXwn)

My brain changed that sentence into, "Don't you people understand anything about lovemaking?"

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:02 PM (RYP5Z)

512 One thing I remember personally about JeffB was his admonishing me to stop tweeting the boob pics. Said his wife was usually looking at what he had on his screen and she'd get huffy.

I think I told him if I stopped tweeting the boob pics I'd lose all my lesbian followers.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:02 PM (qAR6u)

513 setzer is one of the good guys. puts on a great show.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:02 PM (KP5rU)

514 505 500 492 Yup, our backs are up against the Continental divide.


*imagines the Dem candidates as a political Donner Party*
Posted by: Mijklos, just Miklos at November 20, 2019 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)

"Donner, party of 50...uh, 49?"
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 11:00 PM (NWiLs)

Problem is they are not eating each other, they are trying to eat US.

And inviting the neighbors, you know, that nice Hispanic Family from down South? The Medelins?

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 11:02 PM (NgKpN)

515 482 Shoe on Head isn't half as bad as JeffB

He was always the "not the hill to die on" type, and of course now he's begging for doggie treats as a minor league NeverTrumper

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:54 PM (qAR6u)

Just goes to show.

It's ALL hill now.
-----------
General Trump called out a "stand and fight" order on Elsenborn Ridge. He is hammering the Demofascist columns in the valleys below.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 11:02 PM (W+kMI)

516 But if I go, at least I won't have to watch this little corner of Louisiana go downhill up close and personal any more.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, In Accordance With The Prophecy at November 20, 2019 11:03 PM (Clxcy)

517 And apart from anything else, Innsmouth is just a
dump. It should be somewhere in Vermont, though in a pinch I'd be
willing to settle for Arkham.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:59 PM (2PXwn)


There is this nice little town up the Miskatonic valley, it is on the shores of some reservoir up there. Ice skating, sleigh rides, jaunts out to Whateley point, all good and photogenic.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2019 11:03 PM (1glZx)

518 To the long timers who were here when Empire of Jeff used to comment here, he would viciously tear JeffB a new asshole. I think I pulled a rib cage muscle laughing.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:04 PM (qAR6u)

519
My brain changed that sentence into, "Don't you people understand anything about lovemaking?"



I am intrigued by your ideas. Do you have a newsletter?

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 20, 2019 11:05 PM (Wmf3G)

520 My brain changed that sentence into, "Don't you people understand anything about lovemaking?"

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:02 PM (RYP5Z)


Um, hello? Just because we're bringing in Lovecraftian horror doesn't mean this ain't still a Hallmark movie.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 11:05 PM (2PXwn)

521 But if I go, at least I won't have to watch this little corner of Louisiana go downhill up close and personal any more.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, In Accordance With The Prophecy at November 20, 2019 11:03 PM (Clxcy)
* * * *

Too bad you couldn't move to Texas and take Mom with you.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 11:06 PM (lv9KS)

522 518 To the long timers who were here when Empire of Jeff used to comment here, he would viciously tear JeffB a new asshole. I think I pulled a rib cage muscle laughing.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:04 PM (qAR6u)

Yeah, but sometimes that was like watching the Iran / Iraq war.

Can't both sides lose?

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 11:06 PM (NgKpN)

523 >>To the long timers who were here when Empire of Jeff used to comment here, he would viciously tear JeffB a new asshole. I think I pulled a rib cage muscle laughing.


Ace using his girl as a headline was the Topper.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:06 PM (gh1GI)

524
Cthulhuesque tentacles would make awesome Christmas Tree garland....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2019 11:06 PM (eXA4G)

525 Quint, I'd go one step further and make that one-day election the first Tuesday after April 15.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 11:07 PM (VOSoK)

526 476
One of my favorite moments in A Christmas Story was when Ralphie lost his shit and beat the hell out of Scut Farkas.



I had an incident as a kid that was eerily similar. I raged, I was sobbing, but that fooker left me alone after that.



That movie works on a whole helluva lot of levels.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 10:53 PM (x8Wzq)

I had a couple of those incidents in junior high. And then I got a couple of friends that were - as my Canadian cousins say - built like brick shit houses. Punching one of those guys would be just saying "hello" and continuing that conversation would be very bad.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 11:07 PM (lnWzE)

527 520 My brain changed that sentence into, "Don't you people understand anything about lovemaking?"

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:02 PM (RYP5Z)


Um, hello? Just because we're bringing in Lovecraftian horror doesn't mean this ain't still a Hallmark movie.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 11:05 PM (2PXwn)

Well, Hallmark is already doing WITCH movies.

A 'Good' Witch, but witch none the less.

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 11:07 PM (NgKpN)

528 My brain changed that sentence into, "Don't you people understand anything about lovemaking?"



I am intrigued by your ideas. Do you have a newsletter?
Posted by: shibumi,

Newlyweds are so cute!

Posted by: Miklos, Buddhistically at one at November 20, 2019 11:08 PM (QzkSJ)

529 524
Cthulhuesque tentacles would make awesome Christmas Tree garland....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2019 11:06 PM (eXA4G)

And lots of tentacles would make it so FAST to decorate the tree!

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 11:08 PM (NgKpN)

530
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, In Accordance With The Prophecy at November 20, 2019

Glad you explained the state comment

Posted by: Some Lurker at November 20, 2019 11:08 PM (aA3+G)

531 Don't you people understand anything about moviemaking?

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They just had a guest Hollywood insider on TCM whose credits include being the cinematographer on Ghostbusterettes. I think I would've left that off my resume.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2019 11:08 PM (+y/Ru)

532 And there we go. Try to be positive and get smashed in the face. I don't know why I bother.

Gotta vote for Trump next year, and I guess that will keep me going until then.

I don't know why I bother.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 20, 2019 11:09 PM (l9m7l)

533
I am intrigued by your ideas. Do you have a newsletter?
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 20, 2019 11:05 PM (Wmf3G)

Its about everything but lovemaking.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:09 PM (RYP5Z)

534 Quint, I'd go one step further and make that one-day election the first Tuesday after April 15.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 11:07 PM (VOSoK)

well said.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 11:09 PM (n13/j)

535 Wait...there was a Dem 'debate' tonight?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 11:09 PM (hnyqs)

536 So JeffB had his hand on his schwanz looking at your boob tweets, Mrs B caught him In Pierre Delecto, and he blamed ... you?

Why'd he not think to go look at a twitter with no boobs , or at least hide his fap better?

Personal responsibility, yo. Used to be a conservative value

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 11:09 PM (ykYG2)

537 Ace using his girl as a headline was the Topper.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:06 PM (gh1GI)

JeffB's twitter profile pic told the whole story. He looked like he had electrodes attached to his balls and she was eager for a reason to hit the shock button. No wonder he feared her wrath over boob pics

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:10 PM (qAR6u)

538 Empire of Jeff

JeffB

ChemJeff

*consults ancient map*

Posted by: Miklos, almost timeless at November 20, 2019 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)

539 524
Cthulhuesque tentacles would make awesome Christmas Tree garland....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wOTkgfGncM

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 11:11 PM (W+kMI)

540 EoJ was the only one worth a shit.

He was a funny dude.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:12 PM (gh1GI)

541 >> He looked like he had electrodes attached to his balls and she was eager for a reason to hit the shock button.


He looked resigned to being a Cuckold and she looked excited to make him one.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:12 PM (gh1GI)

542 Quint, I'd go one step further and make that one-day election the first Tuesday after April 15.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 11:07 PM (VOSoK)

well said.
Posted by: Quint

I have thought that the President could order a cumulative and prospective tax bill mailed out in early October.

With notation of personal share of national debt.

Posted by: Miklos, informed voter being a "thing" at November 20, 2019 11:12 PM (QzkSJ)

543 Wait...there was a Dem 'debate' tonight?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 11:09 PM (hnyqs)

I guess. But it was just a bunch of faggots scuttling to be more Leftist than the one what just said something stupidly Leftist.

I prefer Rifftrax. Makes more sense. Better for my BP.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:13 PM (x8Wzq)

544 "Don't you people understand anything about lovemaking?"



If she is really cute and easy to get along with I am willing to have her point out all of my errors and then show me what I should be doing.


For the sake or personal improvement, of course.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 11:13 PM (lnWzE)

545 536 So JeffB had his hand on his schwanz looking at your boob tweets, Mrs B caught him In Pierre Delecto, and he blamed ... you?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 11:09 PM (ykYG2)

To be fair, if you're following me the boob pics pop up in your timeline with no warning.

If he didn't scroll down right away, that's on him

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:13 PM (qAR6u)

546
I have to admit that I didn't know something existed. Well, specifically. If you'd asked me if it existed, I would've been sure it did, but didn't know any specific instances.

Fart porn. Dudes getting off on chicks farting. Vice mag did a detailed audio analysis of the Swalwell fart tape, and consulted "Bunny Racket", a well-known fart porn star.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 11:13 PM (NMAzL)

547 Alfred E. Buttplug is just a passing fad. All he's got is homo, which everyone's afraid to point out is a losing proposition. Oh, and fake "Christian", which he and the other dems use as a cudgel. We already had our first gay mooselimb commie foreign-born president. He just lied about it all, and had a lot of help.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 11:14 PM (VOSoK)

548 Empire of Jeff

JeffB

ChemJeff

*consults ancient map*
Posted by: Miklos, almost timeless at November 20, 2019 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)

I've been here off and on and missed the drama with ChemJeff. Apparently things soured between him and a lot of folks here.

But I'm the kinda guy who wishes people well. I hope he's found some nice hot slice and pounded her raw.

Godspeed, Jefe.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:14 PM (RYP5Z)

549 While it suits them.

Not a nanosecond after.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Since China has been around for a while, I'll go long odds

Posted by: Jean at November 20, 2019 11:14 PM (mYGbK)

550 I've been here off and on and missed the drama with ChemJeff. Apparently things soured between him and a lot of folks here.

But I'm the kinda guy who wishes people well. I hope he's found some nice hot slice and pounded her raw.

Godspeed, Jefe.
Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:14 PM (RYP5Z)


As I recall, ChemJeff contracted a bad case of IKnowBetterThanYouism.

Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 11:15 PM (NiXyF)

551 The Brian Stelter Orchestra, on the other hand, is composed entirely of tubas.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 11:15 PM (3Z6pZ)

552 EoJ was funny.

chemjeff was a terror to steaks. The horror.

Kinda drawing a blank with JeffB.

No offense.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:15 PM (x8Wzq)

553 One thing I remember personally about JeffB was his admonishing me to stop tweeting the boob pics. Said his wife was usually looking at what he had on his screen and she'd get huffy.

I think I told him if I stopped tweeting the boob pics I'd lose all my lesbian followers.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:02 PM (qAR6u)

My wife doesn't care when I check out your links. It's not like I'm going to get up and go out and meet one of the sub 29 year old women.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 20, 2019 11:15 PM (Rz2Nc)

554 Vice mag did a detailed audio analysis of the Swalwell fart tape, and consulted "Bunny Racket", a well-known fart porn star.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

So.

Okra season is indeed at an end.

Posted by: Miklos, downriver but not downwind at November 20, 2019 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)

555 Personal responsibility, yo. Used to be a conservative value

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 11:09 PM (ykYG2)

The Conservative Case for Posting German Scheissporn

Posted by: David French at November 20, 2019 11:15 PM (qAR6u)

556 whatever happened to wicked pinto.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:16 PM (KP5rU)

557 one thing that stands out to me is that people are no longer feeling the Bern. He is an afterthought.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 11:16 PM (n13/j)

558 The Conservative Case for Posting German Scheissporn
Posted by: David French at November 20, 2019 11:15 PM (qAR6u)

Go on.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:16 PM (RYP5Z)

559 >> The Brian Stelter Orchestra, on the other hand, is composed entirely of tubas.


I've been addicted to Soul that has a Baritone Sax in the horn section, lately.

Can't get enough of that shit.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:17 PM (gh1GI)

560 The Conservative Case for Posting German Scheissporn
Posted by: David French at November 20, 2019 11:15 PM (qAR6u)

A blessing of liberty.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 11:17 PM (NWiLs)

561 The Conservative Case for Posting German Scheissporn
Posted by: David French at November 20, 2019 11:15 PM (qAR6u)
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What the fuck is wrong with German people???

Posted by: Eric Cartman at November 20, 2019 11:17 PM (3Z6pZ)

562 Miklos, that, and no more mandatory paycheck witholding. The torches and pitchforks would sell themselves!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 11:18 PM (VOSoK)

563 Besides, like LeftCoast says, this isn't exactly hard. Coming up with the plot of a Hallmark Christmas movie is like doing a Mad Lib. The Horde could write a script in thirty minutes, and the channel would probably run with it.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM

A middle-aged lady named Becky leaves an estranged Italian husband and two vacuous college-age daughters behind, shows up unannounced in Jingle Falls, Nebraska to visit her ailing Aunt Trudy who needs help running her little bookstore in town.

Becky falls for the local electrician named Mike, divorced with no kids, as they navigate snow-covered streets sparkling with Christmas lights while sipping cocoa and waving to kids on sleds. They have Hallmark sex meaning a chaste kiss here and there in between interminable conversations with the locals: sassy old ladies, the jealous frenemy, the old boyfriend who hasn't forgotten That Kiss from prom night, the friendly old coot who changes the tire when Becky gets stuck on the road, oh God kill me now.

The big crisis comes when the feds track her down and come to arrest Becky for paying bribes to get her kids into college. Mike is betrayed to find out Becky's husband and kids didn't DIAF after all. Don't worry, it has a happy ending. Mike forgives Becky because of course he does, and promises to wait the 40 years for her to get out of prison! Merry Christmas!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 20, 2019 11:18 PM (COzlW)

564
I'll bet Brian Stelter is into fart porn.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 11:18 PM (NMAzL)

565 The H2 has a lot of folks what used to hang out here. I never comment, because they seem mean, like otters. Still, some great poats. I check them out daily.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:18 PM (x8Wzq)

566 I've been addicted to Soul that has a Baritone Sax in the horn section, lately.

Can't get enough of that shit.
Posted by: garrett

Bobby "Blue" Bland?

He always insisted on a big horn section.

Posted by: Miklos, liking the honkers at November 20, 2019 11:18 PM (QzkSJ)

567 >>What the fuck is wrong with German people???


The Poop Shelves in their toilets are just a tad too creep.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:18 PM (gh1GI)

568 Uh ... does Warren have her tax returns online?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 11:19 PM (DXT9A)

569 No love for HotDog the movie and the CHINESE DOWNHILL. That was the best part of the movie and well seeing Shannon Tweed's beast assets

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 20, 2019 11:19 PM (dKiJG)

570 My local fucking news who is generally sorta fair minded just ran an impeachment inquiry bombshell that might lead to direct implications of QPQ and then segwayed into a hit piece by NBC that ended with a few clips from Jim Jordan wearing that ass out... Womp Womp.. I laughed.

I immediately blasted off a letter to the news director for airing mindless BS but I don't expect an answer...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 20, 2019 11:20 PM (+ldAm)

571 >>No love for HotDog the movie


Sunny side up
Sunny side down
Sunny side all around

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:20 PM (gh1GI)

572 'Fart Porn Star'

...

Well, there is another thing I never thought I would see.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 11:21 PM (2B9A/)

573 Uh ... does Warren have her tax returns online?

-
Well, better that than Katie Hill-type photos.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2019 11:21 PM (+y/Ru)

574 That was the best part of the movie and well seeing Shannon Tweed's beast assets
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She has...she has - beasts?

*sidelong look*

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 11:21 PM (3Z6pZ)

575 I have an ophthalmologist appointment with a new doc tomorrow. His name is Fritz. I sense Palp warning me, from beyond the grave.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 11:21 PM (hnyqs)

576 Don't worry, it has a happy ending. Mike forgives Becky because of course he does, and promises to wait the 40 years for her to get out of prison! Merry Christmas!

* golf clap *

*** SPILLS HOT COCO ***

**** Yells at JuJuBee ****

Posted by: Adriane the Deck the Hallmark Critic ... at November 20, 2019 11:21 PM (LPnfS)

577 The Poop Shelves in their toilets are just a tad too creep.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:18 PM (gh1GI)

Lived in Germany for three years. The poop shelf was fucking weird. I always pictured German hausfraus with popsicle sticks making sure young Hans was regular.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:21 PM (x8Wzq)

578 Well. The amazing K9 Tongue-U-Lator did a fine job of getting the burned rice out of the skillet. Nice work, Pogo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 11:21 PM (/sgva)

579 In regards to JeffB, I remember when BATF used to be listenable to instead of a #NeverTrump bitch and whine about Trump club. It has been well over 2 years since I last listened.

It is amazing how many people I used to respect turned out to be emotional, whiny spoiled brats with an insatiable need to remain in the good graces of the #Progressive cocktail circuit club.

Even Rich Lowry has woken up and smelled the coffee. The others are going to go down with the cruise ship when the Pierre Omidyar checks stop coming.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at November 20, 2019 11:22 PM (FBrfY)

580 Aet, I don't think you "see" it, without IR...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 11:22 PM (VOSoK)

581 Chemjeff was always seemed a bit of an odd duck but I didn't mind him

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:22 PM (qAR6u)

582 The H2 has a lot of folks what used to hang out here. I never comment, because they seem mean, like otters. Still, some great poats. I check them out daily.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:18 PM (x8Wzq)

What's the H2?

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 20, 2019 11:22 PM (Rz2Nc)

583 whatever happened to wicked pinto.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:16 PM (KP5rU)

He pissed off Trim3rd and got his ass permbanned.

Posted by: very old Snuuuuz at November 20, 2019 11:22 PM (vqIkG)

584 Well, there is another thing I never thought I would see.
Posted by: Aetius
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Sometimes, AoSHQ is TMI.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 11:23 PM (hnyqs)

585 That was the best part of the movie and well seeing Shannon Tweed's beast assets
-----
She has...she has - beasts?

*sidelong look*
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 11:21 PM (3Z6pZ)

She owns some of the finest oxen in the land.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:23 PM (SJsIv)

586 whatever happened to wicked pinto.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:16 PM (KP5rU)

Got banned for some reason. Pops in from time to time; last seen a year or two ago. Also a funny dude.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 11:23 PM (/sgva)

587 583; thanks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:23 PM (KP5rU)

588 I tried commenting at H2 years ago. They were rude. I didn't bother going back.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 11:23 PM (ykYG2)

589 There's cake farts. Ladies plop their bare ass on a cake and fart on it, sending bits of icing splattering around. How do I know this? Don Geronimo the dj talked about it years ago and I just had to see it for myself.

Verdict: A waste of a good cake.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 20, 2019 11:25 PM (COzlW)

590 205 Die Hard is the Christmas movie with the highest body count.
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (9HQoP)

Negative Ghostrider, Invasion USA

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at November 20, 2019 11:25 PM (JXnBD)

591 i don't want to know what a poop shelf is. germans are weird about their shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:25 PM (KP5rU)

592 "Palp warning me, from beyond the grave"

Wait, wut?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 11:25 PM (VOSoK)

593 What's the H2?
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 20, 2019 11:22 PM (Rz2Nc)

Splitters!

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:26 PM (SJsIv)

594 >>I tried commenting at H2 years ago.


Never liked that crew.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:26 PM (gh1GI)

595 There's cake farts. Ladies plop their bare ass on a cake and fart on it, sending bits of icing splattering around. How do I know this? Don Geronimo the dj talked about it years ago and I just had to see it for myself.

Verdict: A waste of a good cake.
Posted by: JuJuBee

*will not ask how they torch the creme brulee*

Posted by: Miklos, thinking that be nasty at November 20, 2019 11:26 PM (QzkSJ)

596 575 I have an ophthalmologist appointment with a new doc tomorrow. His name is Fritz. I sense Palp warning me, from beyond the grave.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 11:21 PM (hnyqs)


Is it safe?

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 11:26 PM (dOV9E)

597 i don't want to know what a poop shelf is. germans are weird about their shit.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:25 PM (KP5rU)
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Ja, das ist der Liechtensteiner polka, mein schatz!

Posted by: Random German at November 20, 2019 11:27 PM (3Z6pZ)

598 H2? Harold Hecuba?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 11:27 PM (VOSoK)

599 >>There's cake farts

Stelter would love that. Also, Vindman.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 11:27 PM (NMAzL)

600 553 One thing I remember personally about JeffB was his admonishing me to stop tweeting the boob pics. Said his wife was usually looking at what he had on his screen and she'd get huffy.

I think I told him if I stopped tweeting the boob pics I'd lose all my lesbian followers.

Posted by: kbdabear

My wife doesn't care when I check out your links. It's not like I'm going to get up and go out and meet one of the sub 29 year old women.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42
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Haha.. I've got a buddy that sends a short porno EVERY time we start busting on him on our group chat and I've said Dude, the missus plays some of her games on my iPad. Can we at least get rated R vice XXX..

His response was to send another clip of a girl giving a sloppy beejer with googles on...

I laughed, the missus not.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 20, 2019 11:27 PM (+ldAm)

601 Cake Farts is a good pet name for your girlfriend.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:27 PM (gh1GI)

602 What's the H2?
Posted by: Evasiveboat42
------

Chink Hummer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 11:27 PM (hnyqs)

603 i don't want to know what a poop shelf is. germans are weird about their shit.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:25 PM (KP5rU)

The Japanese ought to market smart toilets to Germans, with MRI scanners for the turds.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 11:28 PM (/sgva)

604 >>*will not ask how they torch the creme brulee*


On second thought, cancel that Tuna Melt will you?

I'll just have a black coffee.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:28 PM (gh1GI)

605 The Hostages? Last I checked, the same 6 people commented 100 times each on every thread. It may have changed. Don't know. Don't care.

Posted by: It's Snuuuuz I supooose. at November 20, 2019 11:28 PM (vqIkG)

606 What's the H2?
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 20, 2019 11:22 PM (Rz2Nc

The hostages.

Too dumb to link, but it's thehostages (dot) wordpress (dawt) c o m. Even LauraW shows up now and then.

Fun site. Not nearly as frenetic as the HQ with its thousands of comments a day, but they always have excellent content. A lot of Morons there.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:28 PM (x8Wzq)

607 He pissed off Trim3rd and got his ass permbanned.

Tim3rd I think (not completely sure). So whatever happened to Tim?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 20, 2019 11:28 PM (7s3Gx)

608 "how they torch the creme brulee"

Flick that bic, baby!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 11:29 PM (VOSoK)

609 "Palp warning me, from beyond the grave"


Oh shit.

So now he is now more powerful that we can possibly comprehend?

Posted by: Miklos, Friend of all Noble Palpatine Peoples at November 20, 2019 11:29 PM (QzkSJ)

610 Cake Farts is a good pet name for your girlfriend.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:27 PM (gh1GI)


Either the first or second word needs to be two syllables.

"Fart Bunny"

"Flatus Cake"

"Boof Button"

that sort of thing.

Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 11:29 PM (NiXyF)

611 604 On second thought, cancel that Tuna Melt will you?

I'll just have a black coffee.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:28 PM (gh1GI)


Caramel macchiato?

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 11:29 PM (dOV9E)

612 Cool. "Children of the Sea" came up on my playlist. Returning to the aforementioned Dio Sabbath.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:29 PM (x8Wzq)

613 Refrain from liquor, abstain from drugs and stay the hell away from the casino.

--Is the ONT suddenly under new management?

Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2019 11:30 PM (Okmx3)

614 So now he is now more powerful that we can possibly comprehend?
Posted by: Miklos
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Apparently 'Fritz' is some sort of ethereal trigger.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 11:30 PM (hnyqs)

615 607

Tmi3rd I thought?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 20, 2019 11:31 PM (BiNEL)

616 602 What's the H2?
Posted by: Evasiveboat42

The Hostages, a spinoff blog with some Morons who used to be regulars here.

I do love their Big Boob Friday feature.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:31 PM (qAR6u)

617 I looked up the poop shelf.

Dude...

Seems kinda pointless if you take a sloppy, messy, liquidy dump.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:31 PM (SJsIv)

618 550 I've been here off and on and missed the drama with ChemJeff. Apparently things soured between him and a lot of folks here.

But I'm the kinda guy who wishes people well. I hope he's found some nice hot slice and pounded her raw.

Godspeed, Jefe.
Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:14 PM (RYP5Z)

As I recall, ChemJeff contracted a bad case of IKnowBetterThanYouism.

Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 11:15 PM (NiXyF



Yeah, basically we were all wrong for calling the invasion at the southern border an invasion. He accused us all of wanting snipers lined up plinking every 7 year old being dragged over the border. And Paul Ryan was awesome in his caving to democrats on all their demands budgeting.

And then he went all whiny about Trump.

Posted by: buzzion at November 20, 2019 11:32 PM (Z7lwY)

619 Shannon Tweed was voted by my platoon as the woman we most wanted to pull NATO guard site with while stationed in Germany.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2019 11:32 PM (5phSm)

620 Haha.. I've got a buddy that sends a short porno EVERY time we start busting on him on our group chat and I've said Dude, the missus plays some of her games on my iPad. Can we at least get rated R vice XXX..

His response was to send another clip of a girl giving a sloppy beejer with googles on...

I laughed, the missus not.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 20, 2019 11:27 PM (+ldAm)

LOL, the wife won't care about scantily clad young women, actual porn might be a step to far. MY e not, it I'm not planning on testing the parameters.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 20, 2019 11:33 PM (Rz2Nc)

621 So is that where "upper decker" comes from?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 11:33 PM (VOSoK)

622
whatever happened to wicked pinto.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:16 PM (KP5rU)





He still pops in from time to time, but under a different nom de Moron.

He once explained that he retired the loveably batshit-insane WP persona. I seem to remember him saying something about the persona kind of taking over in non-AoS normal life.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2019 11:33 PM (eXA4G)

623 Seven year old sounds like a difficult target to hit.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:34 PM (SJsIv)

624 The Horde could write a script in thirty minutes, and the channel would probably run with it.

Posted by: Dr. T
________

Minnie Hooper is a rich from her success as a publisher of something really lucrative and successful. The big Christmas issue is going to make it rain big bucks for her publishing thing, but when a family crisis takes her star photoblogger journalist away from the publication's "real meaning of Christmas" spread, she has to go on location to do it herself.

She doesn't want to, but after ice skating with the town's dreamy guy (who turned out to be single!) and hanging ornaments on a tree, she realizes what the REAL "real" meaning of Christmas is.

Snowflakes fall from the sky, and Minnie realizes that this humble town in the middle of Alabama is her home. For some reason, no one in the middle of Alabama is freaking out or dying in car wrecks from the snowfall. Minnie and Dreamy Guy and the 8-year-old kid (I don't know -- there's a kid, too) look at the tree, something something.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 20, 2019 11:34 PM (aTOTz)

625 whatever happened to wicked pinto.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:16 PM

That's no way to talk about a little bean that never did anybody any harm, is it? Except that little bastard I ate before going on MSNBC yesterday. Evil, mean pinto.

Posted by: Eric Swallows at November 20, 2019 11:34 PM (COzlW)

626 Cake Farts is a good pet name for your girlfriend.
Posted by: garrett

Another fun foreign word is "puderniczka", and I have called girls that because it sounds like what an affectionate name should sound like. And it does.

It means ladies powder compact in Polish, so I never said it to Polish girls.

Posted by: Miklosokrzeszeszewski at November 20, 2019 11:35 PM (QzkSJ)

627 Thanks to those who answered the what's H2 question.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 20, 2019 11:36 PM (Rz2Nc)

628 Seven year old sounds like a difficult target to hit.
Posted by: Robert at November


Don't lead them too much. They're not very fast.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2019 11:37 PM (5phSm)

629 Seems kinda pointless if you take a sloppy, messy, liquidy dump.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:31 PM (SJsIv)

Who needs shelves?

Posted by: Diarrhea Hobo of Hollywood Blvd. at November 20, 2019 11:37 PM (qAR6u)

630 Is the ONT suddenly under new management?

Posted by: logprof
________

It's still OK to look askance at hobos.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 20, 2019 11:37 PM (aTOTz)

631 Shannon Tweed was voted by my platoon as the woman we most wanted to pull NATO guard site with while stationed in Germany.
Posted by: Diogenes

She had quite the Hungarian software developer fan club. Otherwise I would have no idea....

Posted by: Miklos, pure as the driven snowbunnies at November 20, 2019 11:37 PM (QzkSJ)

632 >> I looked up the poop shelf.

>Dude...


Now you know why Ace had such a hard time with the Install.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:38 PM (gh1GI)

633 On my first assignment in Germany years ago I was introduced to the poop shelf. The landlord called it the inspection station.


No wonder they lost the war.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2019 11:39 PM (5phSm)

634 Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 20, 2019 11:18 PM (COzlW)

Perfect, just be sure to copyright it in Hungary before you submit it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 20, 2019 11:39 PM (BiNEL)

635 Anyone heard from Tangonine lately? I want a t-shirt.

Posted by: Er... I mean Tangerine at November 20, 2019 11:40 PM (vqIkG)

636 Know what?

My image of "cake girl" has changed with this thread.

Not for the better.

Now it's time to say adieu,
To you and you and, no, not you.
Hit the hay and grab some z's.
Morning comes with yowling cat cries.

♠❚❙❙❘❘❘

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at November 20, 2019 11:40 PM (5RITs)

637 It's still OK to look askance at hobos.
Posted by: FireHorse

Now you've done it.

Ace will be obsessively obsessed with the origin and etymology of "askance".

I'm guessing no AcePost until 3pm tomorrow, earliest.

Posted by: Miklos, e fa at November 20, 2019 11:40 PM (QzkSJ)

638 >>I'm guessing no AcePost until 3pm tomorrow, earliest.


He has Vespa Lessons from 11 - 12:30.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:41 PM (gh1GI)

639 I saw Diarrhea Hobo open for Goo Goo Dolls at the Universal Amphitheater

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:41 PM (qAR6u)

640 The Horde could write a script in thirty minutes, and the channel would probably run with it.

Posted by: Dr. T

In my wife's case, the story would have to include a cowboy.

Chloe is tired of her life as a kindergarten teacher, so she takes a sabbatical to Ten Sleep, Wyoming, to spend Christmas nestled in the foothills of the Bighorn Mountains. Then she meets Chance at a bar. He's had a few too many and says some rude things to Chloe. She gets angry and stomps off in a huff. But she realizes that Chance is hurting, because of some things he said about being alone on Christmas without his son. She lies alone in her bed at the Nowood Bed and Breakfast. then she sees him the next morning as she is eating a hardy breakfast, driving down the street in his truck. He's a sheriff's deputy...

that's off the top of my head.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:42 PM (x8Wzq)

641 I saw Diarrhea Hobo open for Goo Goo Dolls at the Universal Amphitheater



Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:41 PM (qAR6u)

Umm...Wasn't that at Flushing Meadows?

Posted by: It's all mine! at November 20, 2019 11:42 PM (vqIkG)

642 I'm guessing no AcePost until 3pm tomorrow, earliest.
Posted by: Miklos
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[stands, arms akimbo]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 11:42 PM (hnyqs)

643 Refrain from liquor, abstain from drugs and stay the hell away from the casino.

--Is the ONT suddenly under new management?
Posted by: logprof


Sounds like the Baptists took over.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 11:43 PM (ob5xJ)

644 >>that's off the top of my head.



The funny thing is, we can do that shit all day.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:43 PM (gh1GI)

645 He has Vespa Lessons from 11 - 12:30.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:41 PM (gh1GI)

Someone videotaped the lesson

youtube.com/watch?v=G-8RxoPcNCU

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:44 PM (qAR6u)

646 >>Wasn't that at Flushing Meadows?


The Hollywood Bowl?

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:44 PM (gh1GI)

647 Hmmm. Canadian Government Surplus has a 2011 Suburban with only 45000 miles on it up for auction as "parts". Tree fell on it, and it's a write-off. 3/4 ton, 4X4, 6 liter engine, all the same equipment as my '08.

Might be tempting to buy it, see if I can get the engine to run, and if it does, swap the body from one of my older 'burbs onto that chassis, and register it as the older 'burb.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 11:45 PM (/sgva)

648 Sounds like the Baptists took over.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 11:43 PM (ob5xJ)

Did they say anything about dancing?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:45 PM (x8Wzq)

649 FireHorse, I like where you're going, but it needs some 2019 touches. Maybe Minnie is widowed from a vaping accident, and the dreamy guy she meets is really an addadicktome tranny. And her dear departed true love was the donor. Kinda like Return to Me.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 11:45 PM (VOSoK)

650 She's eating a heart breakfast off the top of your head?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2019 11:45 PM (5phSm)

651 then she sees him the next morning as she is eating a hardy breakfast
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:42 PM (x8Wzq)

Chloe likes ass with with butter pecan syrup.

Posted by: The Hardy Boys at November 20, 2019 11:45 PM (SJsIv)

652 The funny thing is, we can do that shit all day.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:43 PM (gh1GI)

You need to get JJ on the team, he has contacts!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 20, 2019 11:46 PM (BiNEL)

653 Hey Hrothgar!

Posted by: SMH at November 20, 2019 11:46 PM (RU4sa)

654 Canadian Government Surplus has a 2011 Suburban with only 45000 miles on it up for auction..
-----

Is there a reserve, or is there an outstanding bid?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 11:47 PM (hnyqs)

655 Tmi3rd I thought?

*That's* it!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 20, 2019 11:48 PM (7s3Gx)

656 He has Vespa Lessons from 11 - 12:30.
Posted by: garrett

Insurance adjuster 12:45-1:30


Then keto lunch, which means harvesting your own quinoa.

Posted by: Miklos, weekend oysterer, 2 bushels/person/day at November 20, 2019 11:48 PM (QzkSJ)

657 >>You need to get JJ on the team, he has contacts!


He should try putting them in when he paints!


....zing!

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:48 PM (gh1GI)

658 ..She lies alone in her bed at the Nowood Bed and Breakfast. then she sees him the next morning as she is eating a hardy breakfast, driving down the street in his truck. He's a sheriff's deputy...

that's off the top of my head.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:42 PM (x8Wzq)




Later that evening, riven with remorse and regret, she considered that while she did enjoy his "cavity search", it pained her soul that he mistook her "shoot your load!" cry of passion, as "shoot my dog!".

And being true to his training, and as was his wont, he of course, did.

She didn't intend for Old Farter, her 12 year old Basset Hound, to die so grotesquely, but what was done, was done.

But how would she break the wind news to her Hubby, back home in Grey Boxberg?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston,TX

Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2019 11:48 PM (QzJWU)

659 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 11:45 PM (/sgva)

I'd like to see your shop and equipment bay!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 20, 2019 11:49 PM (BiNEL)

660 *waves to Jim*

Posted by: SMH at November 20, 2019 11:50 PM (RU4sa)

661 Umm...Wasn't that at Flushing Meadows?
Posted by: It's all mine!

Ha!

You people.

Posted by: Miklos, easily amused at November 20, 2019 11:50 PM (QzkSJ)

662 SMH
How are you guys doing?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 20, 2019 11:50 PM (BiNEL)

663 Goodnight good people!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 20, 2019 11:50 PM (Rz2Nc)

664 Well. Got us a half inch of snow. Woopety fucking doo.

Like Calvin said, a half inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery. Either don't snow at all, or dump two feet.

I bought a 4x4 truck for a reason.

Well. G'night.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:51 PM (x8Wzq)

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:51 PM (SJsIv)

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:51 PM (SJsIv)

667 Waves at SMH!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2019 11:51 PM (QzJWU)

668
Well, I came here to eeyore all over the Horowitz report looking like a whitewash and everyone is cracking me up with these Hallmark parodies.

Of course it's only the *Horowitz* report. Not the Durham report. By the way, I've forgotten, what's the Huber report?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 20, 2019 11:51 PM (R+1CW)

669 >>.She lies alone in her bed at the Nowood Bed and Breakfast. then she sees him the next morning as she is eating a hardy breakfast, driving down the street in his truck. He's a sheriff's deputy...


She spends the entire day trying to forget the whole incident.

Unsuccessfully.

That night finds her back at the same bar, but Chance never shows up. Frustrated, she has a little too much to drink before heading back to the bed and breakfast... Frustrated and alone.

On the way home she rolls through a rural stop sign and is pulled over by...

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:52 PM (gh1GI)

670 I have a female FB friend who took one of those career aptitude tests. Her results came down to two choices: nun or stripper.

I'm thinking, why not both?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 11:53 PM (L2ZTs)

671 Canadian Government Surplus has a 2011 Suburban with only 45000 miles on it up for auction.


Does the Suburban come with a wine mom?

Posted by: Hands knows how to spell EDKH at November 20, 2019 11:53 PM (786Ro)

672 poop shelfs, hallmark movies, this is some good military shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:53 PM (KP5rU)

673 But how would she break the wind news to her Hubby, back home in Grey Boxberg?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston,TX
Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2019 11:48 PM (QzJWU)

I think a potboiler story done by the Horde would be epic. Not to mention horrific.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:53 PM (x8Wzq)

674 Chemjeff did his best to stink up AoS.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 20, 2019 11:53 PM (LxTcq)

675 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston,TX
Posted by: Jim

Hungarian laws regarding artistic endeavours allow for such filmings.

State subsidy is dependent on factors to be discussed.

Posted by: Miklos, Business Incubator at November 20, 2019 11:54 PM (QzkSJ)

676 Again, g'night.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:54 PM (x8Wzq)

677 Waves at Robert!

Posted by: Robert, sad and lonesome at November 20, 2019 11:54 PM (SJsIv)

678 night, pug.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:54 PM (KP5rU)

679 Lifetime Christmas movie plot is easy.

Woman finds her strength when her ex husband shows up on Christmas Eve and goes Jack Nicholson from The Shining on her.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:54 PM (qAR6u)

680 Ah yes. The Poop Shelf.
For inspection purposes.
The Royals used to have a person for this.
Maybe they still do.
Office of the Royal Duece or some such thing.
And they have the thing that rinses off your nether regions later.
And there are now robot toilets that do this.
Civilization, yo.

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 20, 2019 11:55 PM (w7KSn)

681 Hi Robert!

Posted by: SMH at November 20, 2019 11:55 PM (RU4sa)

682 >>Woman finds her strength when her ex husband shows up on Christmas Eve


Spoil Alert : It's in a Box of Chardonay.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:55 PM (gh1GI)

683 I'm thinking, why not both?
Posted by: qdpsteve

THIS IS A MARKETING GUY

Posted by: Miklosian Global Brands (Tonga) at November 20, 2019 11:55 PM (QzkSJ)

684 Anyone heard from Tangonine lately?

He got picked up by a squirrel unit and scrubbed his online presence.

Posted by: Turgid 6 Actual at November 20, 2019 11:55 PM (w3OLr)

685 On the way home she rolls through a rural stop sign and is pulled over by...

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:52 PM (gh1GI)

Need to stay with the Christmas theme:

Blinded by a Christmas display, she runs a stop sign and...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 20, 2019 11:56 PM (BiNEL)

686 FireHorse, I like where you're going, but it needs some 2019 touches.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
________

Thanks! I mentioned this is set in Alabama -- what I didn't mention is there are those pink-blue-and-white Trans flags everywhere. They're over the town hall, they're on the graves at the Civil War cemetery, on the sides of the police cars. Every extra and minor character is also trans. Even the 8-year-old kid is transitioning, so we don't know if this character is a boy or a girl.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 20, 2019 11:56 PM (aTOTz)

687 Hi, SMH!

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:57 PM (SJsIv)

688 680; the pope has a guy to wipe his ass after he takes a smash.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:57 PM (KP5rU)

689 Blinded by a Christmas display, she runs a stop sign and...
OK Boomer

Posted by: Frank Bannister at November 20, 2019 11:57 PM (Fxgkp)

690 In Hallmark movies, nobody throws a bucket of hot diarrhea.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 20, 2019 11:58 PM (LxTcq)

691 The Twelve Hook Ups of Christmas

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 20, 2019 11:58 PM (w7KSn)

692 Chemjeff did his best to stink up AoS.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 20, 2019 11:53 PM (LxTcq)

Pretty sure he was scared that his new found squeeze would get deported. Losing your woman can make a otherwise normal guy do strange stuff.

Posted by: **** at November 20, 2019 11:59 PM (vqIkG)

693 Blinded by a Christmas display, she runs a stop sign and...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

..runs into and over the small town non-religiously-specific holiday display. She offers to rebuild it, with the children from the nearby orphanage.....

Posted by: Miklosian Global Hallmark IP Holdio at November 20, 2019 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)

694 These Hallmark movie plots are awesome. Although I suspect some of you have watched more than one...

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 11:59 PM (W+kMI)

695 Is there a reserve, or is there an outstanding bid?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 11:47 PM (hnyqs)

$1000 minimum bid. Listing says there is "unknown damage" to engine. It was a military police unit on a base.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 12:00 AM (/sgva)

696 Office of the Royal Duece or some such thing.
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Groom of the Stool. I shit you not.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:00 AM (3Z6pZ)

697 In Hallmark movies, nobody throws a bucket of hot diarrhea.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

Off screen, for other productions.

They keep the crew working, mainly for a German market.

Posted by: Miklosian Films SA de CV at November 21, 2019 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)

698 694; never saw one. i don't knowbif i even have that channel. sounds depressing and shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 12:01 AM (KP5rU)

699 or goes to the Jiffy Lube place to get the oil sensor on her Tuareg replaced and watches the kid in the pit get called out to talk to the deputy sheriff who turns out to be Clarence in uniform, who talks to him gravely for a few minutes and then scrubs his head and the kid calls him "Dad" and says he will be home after his shift, and the Clarence notices her in the waiting room window, watching . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2019 12:02 AM (1glZx)

700 No wonder he feared her wrath over boob pics

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:10 PM (qAR6u)

Star Trek XXI: The Wrath of the Boob Pics

Kirk turns vicious after Scotty's server cleanup deletes his collection of Green Orion Girls and spycam footage of Yeoman Rand's quarters.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2019 12:02 AM (qAR6u)

701 "I shit you not."
Ah, there it is.
Check for worms, undigested corn, etc.
Hey, it's a gig.

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 21, 2019 12:02 AM (w7KSn)

702 Groom of the Stool. I shit you not.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:00 AM (3Z6pZ)

If the Monarch is traveling abroad, they send samples home by way of stool pigeon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 12:02 AM (/sgva)

703 Groom of the Stool. I shit you not.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Do you realize that it took hundreds of years of actual history and stuff for you to be able to write that?

Rule Britannia.

Posted by: The Venerable Miklos at November 21, 2019 12:02 AM (QzkSJ)

704 Pretty sure he was scared that his new found squeeze would get deported. Losing your woman can make a otherwise normal guy do strange stuff.
Posted by: **** at November 20, 2019 11:59 PM (vqIkG)

Well I hope he smashed it before she got deported.

Although, that'd be a good way to avoid child support.

"Papi, I'm pregnant."

"La migra!"

Posted by: Robert at November 21, 2019 12:03 AM (SJsIv)

705 the english also have a colonel of the urinal.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 12:03 AM (KP5rU)

706 >>Kirk turns vicious after Scotty's server cleanup deletes his collection of Green Orion Girls and spycam footage of Yeoman Rand's quarters.



That Video of her and her hairbrush?


Fascinating

Posted by: Spock at November 21, 2019 12:03 AM (gh1GI)

707 Ah. Just remembered, overnight last night, another monument to Confederate war dead was removed:
https://tinyurl.com/qsqjtf7

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:04 AM (hnyqs)

708 Do you realize that it took hundreds of years of actual history and stuff for you to be able to write that?
-------
Yes. Yes, I do.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:04 AM (3Z6pZ)

709 >> Pretty sure he was scared that his new found squeeze would get deported. Losing your woman can make a otherwise normal guy do strange stuff.


You never lose your girl.

You just lose your place in line.

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:04 AM (gh1GI)

710 Pretty sure he was scared that his new found squeeze would get deported. Losing your woman can make a otherwise normal guy do strange stuff.

Posted by: **** at November 20, 2019 11:59 PM (vqIkG)

Warm squeeze in the hand > Moron pixels on the screen

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2019 12:04 AM (qAR6u)

711 I'll have to run the idea of moving past Mom, see what she says.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, In Accordance With The Prophecy at November 21, 2019 12:05 AM (Clxcy)

712 She offers to rebuild it, with the children from the nearby orphanage.....
Posted by: Miklosian Global Hallmark IP Holdio at November 20, 2019 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)

...To Rebuild the Winter Festival Rainbow Tree, with help from the nearby orphanage and helps to reunite Chance with his transgender "son" that had been left there by his evil ex!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 21, 2019 12:05 AM (BiNEL)

713 631 Shannon Tweed was voted by my platoon as the woman we most wanted to pull NATO guard site with while stationed in Germany.
Posted by: Diogenes

She had quite the Hungarian software developer fan club. Otherwise I would have no idea....
Posted by: Miklos, pure as the driven snowbunnies at November 20, 2019 11:37 PM (QzkSJ)

which brings us full circle back to my desire to recreate a bad 80's ski moive.

Shanon Tweed was in 'Hot Dog, the Movie'.

Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 12:06 AM (NgKpN)

714 710 Pretty sure he was scared that his new found squeeze would get deported. Losing your woman can make a otherwise normal guy do strange stuff.

Posted by: **** at November 20, 2019 11:59 PM (vqIkG)

It took him so long and countless nights of meeting women advice on the ONT that it's understandable that he would be deathly fearful of losing a woman whom he finally found.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2019 12:06 AM (qAR6u)

715 You could write quite the Hallmark movie around the romance between Strzok and Page.

"The Gums of August"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 12:08 AM (/sgva)

716 700 No wonder he feared her wrath over boob pics

Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:10 PM (qAR6u)

Star Trek XXI: The Wrath of the Boob Pics

Kirk turns vicious after Scotty's server cleanup deletes his collection of Green Orion Girls and spycam footage of Yeoman Rand's quarters.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2019 12:02 AM (qAR6u)

Breaking: The Federation High Counsel declared Holo Deck simulations illegal today, due to the decreasing rate of marriage and couples having children.

As Billy Bob Ferengi was quoted, The Deck is a Hell of a lot cheaper than a divorce.

Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 12:09 AM (NgKpN)

717 The Groom of the Stool was the most intimate of an English monarch's courtiers, responsible for assisting the king in excretion and ablution. The physical intimacy of the role naturally led to his becoming a man in whom much confidence was placed by his royal master and with whom many royal secrets were shared as a matter of course.


Per Wikipedia.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:09 AM (ob5xJ)

718 Shannon Tweed or Tawny Kitaen?

Shit, why not have them settle it naked in a tub of jello

Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2019 12:09 AM (qAR6u)

719 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:04 AM (hnyqs)

Pretty soon, you won't be able to recognize America anymore!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 21, 2019 12:10 AM (BiNEL)

720 reunite Chance with his transgender "son" that had been left there by his evil ex!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Did I mention that the orphans are mainly adorable tots from South of the Border with the cutest little neck tats?

Posted by: Miklos Goldwyn at November 21, 2019 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)

721 717 The Groom of the Stool was the most intimate of an English monarch's courtiers, responsible for assisting the king in excretion and ablution. The physical intimacy of the role naturally led to his becoming a man in whom much confidence was placed by his royal master and with whom many royal secrets were shared as a matter of course.


Per Wikipedia.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:09 AM (ob5xJ)

What about Knights of the Bath?

Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 12:10 AM (NgKpN)

722 Sounds to me like a really shitty job...

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 21, 2019 12:10 AM (w7KSn)

723
715
You could write quite the Hallmark movie around the romance between Strzok and Page.



"The Gums of August"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 12:08 AM (/sgva)


Problem with that is the characters are NOT Ones.
It is a requirement that Hallmark Movies feature undeniable Ones.
And apparently they can't bribe colleges either.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 21, 2019 12:10 AM (ufFY8)

724 FireHorse, you are on. fire. Where do I send the blank check to start production? This could be more noteworthy at the box office than the Transinator reboot!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 21, 2019 12:11 AM (fYXJX)

725 which brings us full circle back to my desire to recreate a bad 80's ski moive.

Shanon Tweed was in 'Hot Dog, the Movie'.
Posted by: Don Q
-----------

'The Spider Sabich Story'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:11 AM (hnyqs)

726 >>You could write quite the Hallmark Christmas movie around the romance between Strzok and Page.


Crossfire Candy Cane

Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:11 AM (gh1GI)

727 what kind of family lineage do you have to have to end up as groom of the stool? you gotta be shittin me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 12:12 AM (KP5rU)

728
'The Spider Sabich Story'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
------

With Shanon Tweed as Claudine Longet

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:13 AM (hnyqs)

729 The Most Honourable Order of the Bath is a British order of chivalry founded by George I on 18 May 1725. The name derives from the elaborate medieval ceremony for appointing a knight, which involved bathing as one of its elements. The knights so created were known as "Knights of the Bath".

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:13 AM (ob5xJ)

730 727
what kind of family lineage do you have to have to end up as groom of the stool? you gotta be shittin me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 12:12 AM (KP5rU)

Probably have to be German, for starters, right?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 21, 2019 12:13 AM (ufFY8)

731 Shit, why not have them settle it naked in a tub of jello
Posted by: kbdabear

Now see,

We did something similar when we rented the Police Hut here in the locality. Out by the lake.

Good clean fun, jello washes off, or can be hosed off, not like, for example baby oil.

And who gets banned forever? In America!

And I thought Jell-o was as all-American as you can get.

Posted by: Miklos, unindicted co-conspirator at November 21, 2019 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)

732 Did I mention that the orphans are mainly adorable tots from South of the Border with the cutest little neck tats?
Posted by: Miklos Goldwyn at November 21, 2019 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)

Tots Rescued from the Trump Border Cages by the honest hard working deputy with some personal birthplace issues!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 21, 2019 12:14 AM (BiNEL)

733 Um, that's "Lt. Col." of the urinal, please

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 21, 2019 12:14 AM (fYXJX)

734 730: i would guess.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 12:14 AM (KP5rU)

735 what kind of family lineage do you have to have to end up as groom of the stool? you gotta be shittin me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 12:12 AM (KP5rU)

Probably have to be German, for starters, right?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt


Farfrumpoopin

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:15 AM (ob5xJ)

736 Oh Christ, this ONT has been the shit.

But I gotta go to sleep.

Curl up in my frigid truck and pray is doesn't snow 60 bajillion inches because apparently the magical thinking of Minnie Sodians causes it to snow at 50 degrees.

G'night, Horde!

Posted by: Robert at November 21, 2019 12:16 AM (SJsIv)

737 With Shanon Tweed as Claudine Longet
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Theme sung by Andy Williams?

Posted by: Miklos, proposer of things at November 21, 2019 12:16 AM (QzkSJ)

738 The Most Honourable Order of the Bath is a British order of chivalry founded by George I on 18 May 1725. The name derives from the elaborate medieval ceremony for appointing a knight, which involved bathing as one of its elements. The knights so created were known as "Knights of the Bath".
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:13 AM (ob5xJ)
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IIRR, it's second in seniority to the Knights of the Garter.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:16 AM (3Z6pZ)

739 Howdy how is the Horde tonight? I've just finished cleaning up from dinner cuz Julie is sick again. Dammit her E coli came back this is no good.
Anyhow what is new? Has anyone heard from Rickl?

Posted by: Farmer at November 21, 2019 12:16 AM (JhBuA)

740 damn, europeans are fucked up. lets be more like them.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 12:16 AM (KP5rU)

741 Blonde M., don't think Durham will have a "report". Not what prosecutors do. Either indicts, or ..... silence. If he is silent, there will be much, I mean massive [justified] rending of garments and howls of indignation - and a real, no-hyperbole-major-turn in American history will have occurred. The direction, you can imagine.


Huber, same same. His topics are different [Clinton Foundantion and U1, IIRC].


Either case, either real action, or silence, with just an IG report or two to rub in the dissolution of the rule of law at the top.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2019 12:16 AM (QDnY+)

742 Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:13 AM (ob5xJ)

Vice the Stinky Knights who didn't get a bath?

Is that another order?

Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 12:17 AM (NgKpN)

743
Chloe is tired of her life as a kindergarten teacher, so she takes a sabbatical to Ten Sleep, Wyoming, to spend Christmas nestled in the foothills of the Bighorn Mountains. Then she meets Chance at a bar. He's had a few too many and says some rude things to Chloe. She gets angry and stomps off in a huff. But she realizes that Chance is hurting, because of some things he said about being alone on Christmas without his son. She lies alone in her bed at the Nowood Bed and Breakfast. then she sees him the next morning as she is eating a hardy breakfast, driving down the street in his truck. He's a sheriff's deputy...

that's off the top of my head.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Chloe goes for a horseback riding lesson setup by the BnB, meets a sage older woman who has several wise things to say. (Spoiler, she's Chances mom - revealed later) Lots of pleasent horse shots. Chloe gets rental car stuck in snow and Chance gets her out.

Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2019 12:17 AM (TT5JW)

744 Tots Rescued from the Trump Border Cages by the honest hard working deputy with some personal birthplace issues!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

This is a GO!

Let me see if Weinstein still has any cash.

Posted by: Miklos. the "M" in MGM at November 21, 2019 12:18 AM (QzkSJ)

745 You have to check the stools of the King, otherwise how do you know how many leeches to apply?
Work with me, people...

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 21, 2019 12:18 AM (w7KSn)

746 With Shanon Tweed as Claudine Longet
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Theme sung by Andy Williams?
Posted by: Miklos
-------

To the tune of 'Born Free', only with different lyrics.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:19 AM (hnyqs)

747 Ok all. See everyone in the morning.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:19 AM (ob5xJ)

748 So, what kind of Knight is SIR Elton John?

Garter? because he liked to wear them?

Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 12:20 AM (NgKpN)

749 745; or, if you need to increase the corn ration.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 12:20 AM (KP5rU)

750 I should change my nick back to NeoOtter just to defend my semi-aquatic furry mammal brethren. We have needs. Don't judge.

Posted by: Kazi at November 21, 2019 12:20 AM (0x00j)

751 night, rick.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 12:20 AM (KP5rU)

752 Huber, same same.

Rhomboid-

Has it occurred that Huber could have cases (including Durham's) heard by Utah juries? Much different that Capital City and environs.

Don't know, just a thought.

Posted by: Miklos, the process being the punishment at November 21, 2019 12:21 AM (QzkSJ)

753 Helluva ONT, MisHum. Thanks.

Fucking lefties are losing it. There is no way that Trump wins 2020 without mass lefty violence. Buy ammo.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2019 12:21 AM (1CjJc)

754 So, what kind of Knight is SIR Elton John?
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He's a CBE - Companion of the British Empire

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:21 AM (3Z6pZ)

755 Spider Sabitch, greatest skiing moniker

Posted by: Kazi at November 21, 2019 12:21 AM (0x00j)

756 Is that part of the Royal Order of Pillowbiters?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 21, 2019 12:22 AM (fYXJX)

757
I come from a long line of Baptists. I can assure you that without Baptists, the beer, wine, and liquor industries would've long gone out of business.

What they do differs from what they say.

One humorous incident. An old timer, long dead, years ago used to tend bar at some honky tonk type joint. In walks the chairman of the deacons of the church I was raised in. Said deacon was also married to a preacher's daughter.

He ordered a shot of something and added, "and keep your damned mouth shut!". Well, that ensured the bartender would tell everyone. Normally, keeping his mouth shut was all part of SOP, but this guy had to be an asshole.

And yes, he was also hitting on the womyns there in the joint as well.

That's the Baptist way about drinking.

If some friends or neighbors happen to be over and stumble across your booze, you have to mumble something about "medicinal purposes".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 12:23 AM (NMAzL)

758 To the tune of 'Born Free', only with different lyrics.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

I think Swallwell already has "free as the wind blows".

Posted by: Miklos, not opposed to a Rabelaisian fart joke at November 21, 2019 12:23 AM (QzkSJ)

759 Is that part of the Royal Order of Pillowbiters?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 21, 2019 12:22 AM (fYXJX)
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You'd have to talk to Edward II about that one.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:23 AM (3Z6pZ)

760 To the tune of 'Born Free', only with different lyrics.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:19 AM (hnyqs)

Mandatory big production number for the sound track:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=AddBu9NCvNA

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 12:23 AM (/sgva)

761

Hey, did you drop your wallet, there, behind you?

Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at November 21, 2019 12:23 AM (w3OLr)

762 I believe a CBE is an award, not a knighthood. The Beatles were given them.

Posted by: Kazi at November 21, 2019 12:23 AM (0x00j)

763 Prince Andrew is a Knight of the Garter.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 12:24 AM (NMAzL)

764 I believe a CBE is an award, not a knighthood. The Beatles were given them.
Posted by: Kazi at November 21, 2019 12:23 AM (0x00j)
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I think they get the "sir" as a courtesy, the same way a younger son of a peer is addressed as "lord", even though they are not nobility.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:27 AM (3Z6pZ)

765
Here's the Order of the Garter get-up. That's Lizzie, Chuckles and William in their Garter garb.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/sdejdvx

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 12:28 AM (NMAzL)

766 I think they get the "sir" as a courtesy, the same way a younger son of a peer is addressed as "lord", even though they are not nobility.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:27 AM (3Z6pZ)

You have your Life Peers, and then your Hereditary Lords.

And, if you are not a good Peer, you should have your prostate checked.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 12:30 AM (/sgva)

767 Good clean fun, jello washes off, or can be hosed off, not like, for example baby oil.



And who gets banned forever? In America!

And I thought Jell-o was as all-American as you can get.
Posted by: Miklos, unindicted co-conspirator at November 21, 2019 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)



Do you want ants? 'Cause that's how we get ants.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2019 12:31 AM (1glZx)

768 And, if you are not a good Peer, you should have your prostate checked.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 12:30 AM (/sgva)


Or put sawdust down.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2019 12:31 AM (1glZx)

769
CBE is the 2nd rank of the Order of the British Empire. Only the top two ranks are "knights".

The lowest rank is MBE, a mere member. Then comes OBE, an "officer", followed by CBE, a "commander".

The upper two ranks are Knight Commander, and Knight Grand Cross, KBE, and GBE. Only those two get you "sir" or "dame" if female.

There are a shit ton of these orders and shit, and they are all the letters you see in the official titles of these twits.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 12:34 AM (NMAzL)

770 > I remember 'Bag-O-Glass'


The "Johnny Human Torch" and "Invisible Pedestrian" Halloween costumes.

"Hey, they're creative toys!"


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 12:34 AM (oQp6r)

771 Miklos, dunno about venue selection, limits on how that works. But thought Huber was CF/U1, Durham Keystone Coup. Main point was they don't do reports, they do "signed letter of suspicion" [just kidding, milking the earlier thread on Ukrainian equivalent of indictment], or nothing.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2019 12:34 AM (QDnY+)

772 Loudly let the trumpet bray!
Tantantara!
Proudly bang the sounding brasses!
Tzing! Boom!
As upon its lordly way
This unique procession passes,
Tantantara! Tzing! Boom!
Bow, bow, ye lower middle classes!
Bow, bow, ye tradesmen, bow, ye masses!
Blow the trumpets, bang the brasses!
Tantantara! Tzing! Boom!
We are peers of highest station,
Paragons of legislation,
Pillars of the British nation!
Tantantara! Tzing! Boom!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:35 AM (3Z6pZ)

773 We are peers of highest station,
Paragons of legislation,
Pillars of the British nation!


Hide the children.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 21, 2019 12:36 AM (ykYG2)

774 And, if you are not a good Peer, you should have your prostate checked.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


And tha's whan, me Laird, the Claymores a' come out.

Posted by: McMiklos at November 21, 2019 12:36 AM (QzkSJ)

775 There are a shit ton of these orders and shit, and they are all the letters you see in the official titles of these twits.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 12:34 AM (NMAzL)
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In the Order of St. Michael and St. George, you had CMG, KCMG and GCMG - which jocularly understood to mean "Call Me God", "Kindly Call Me God", and "God Calls Me God".

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:38 AM (3Z6pZ)

776
One of the offices of the Order of the British Empire is the "Gentleman Usher of the Purple Rod".

It is currently held by a woman, in which case she is known as the Lady Usher of the Purple Rod, Dame Amelia Chilcott Fawcett, DBE, CVO.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 12:38 AM (NMAzL)

777 > Kirk turns vicious after Scotty's server cleanup deletes his collection
of Green Orion Girls and spycam footage of Yeoman Rand's quarters.

Not to worry. Scotty has backups of everything.

Also the full browser history of everyone onboard the Big E.

Scotty's job is secure.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 12:39 AM (oQp6r)

778
And tha's whan, me Laird, the Claymores a' come out.
Posted by: McMiklos
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Ah. The McCossack Clan. A bad lot.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:39 AM (hnyqs)

779 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2019 12:39 AM (L2ZTs)

780 So.... Groom of the Stool, Knight of the Bath...
Is there a Seneschal of the Septic Tank? A Yeoman-Sergeant of the Shower?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 12:41 AM (oQp6r)

781 Ah. The McCossack Clan. A bad lot.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:39 AM (hnyqs)
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I think with Miklos, it's more the McMagyars.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:42 AM (3Z6pZ)

782 Baroness of the Bidet.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 12:42 AM (oQp6r)

783 Getting any kind of knighthood doesn't make you nobility, I don't think.


The lowest rank of true nobility under the British system is baronet.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 12:43 AM (oQp6r)

784 I think there is a guy in charge of the crows at the Tower of London.
Crow Keeper. Friend of crows.
Hey, DO NOT f*ck with crows.
They will remember you. They can even pass on grudges to their offspring.
Wear goggles.

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 21, 2019 12:45 AM (w7KSn)

785 Baroness of the Bidet.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


"The Earl and Lady Sandwich"


"Lord and Lady Douchebag"

Posted by: McMiklos from early SNL at November 21, 2019 12:45 AM (QzkSJ)

786 Went to "Midway" - my annual movie. Meh, with caveats.


I get that Hollywood doesn't understand that you don't need soap opera crap and lame personality focus to make a movie. But still. Making Dick Best the central character just made me laugh - guess they couldn't think of anyone else for the function.


Acting was meh - shocked that Harrelson as Nimitz might've been the best fit. Guy who was Layton was good, Quaid as Halsey just didn't work - maybe he just isn't right for the gruff hard-a** role. Jap actors were mixed [Japanese speaker next to me helped provide some insights], older ones playing Yamamoto, Tojo, Yamaguchi were good, younger ones wooden.


Kudos for cramming in [in composite/reconstructed form or setting] some of the key context facts - but most of them were done in a way that will probably elude much of the audience. Lot of time wasted on Pearl Harbor attack, Doolittle Raid coulda been given less time. Just a shame there isn't the talent out there to do it much, much better.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2019 12:45 AM (QDnY+)

787 The lowest rank of true nobility under the British system is baronet.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 12:43 AM (oQp6r)
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A baronetcy isn't noble rank, either, it's sort of a warrant officer position. Instituted by James I as a means of raising money, since he could sell them to people.

British nobility currently (in ascending order): baron, viscount, earl, marquess, duke. Then you have Royal dukes and princes, but that's limited to the family of the monarch.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:46 AM (3Z6pZ)

788 Clerk of the Privy

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:47 AM (hnyqs)

789
A baronet is sort of in between noble and knight. It's not really noble, and they are addressed as "Sir" and "Dame", not Lord and Lady.

They are not part of the peerage.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 12:47 AM (NMAzL)

790 I think with Miklos, it's more the McMagyars.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

The Magyars came from Asia on horseback, conquering.

Haggis is scary. Even for freakin' Hungarians.

Posted by: McMagyar at November 21, 2019 12:47 AM (QzkSJ)

791 > A baronetcy isn't noble rank, either, it's sort of a warrant officer position.
You're right. I was confused because it (like true peerages) is hereditary, while regular knighthoods are not.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 12:48 AM (oQp6r)

792 Tatars. Another troublesome bunc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:49 AM (hnyqs)

793 bunch

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:49 AM (hnyqs)

794 > "The Earl and Lady Sandwich"


I saw a while back that the current Earl of Sandwich has lent his name to a chain of sandwich shops.

One can only figure that the hereditary moola has run out.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 12:50 AM (oQp6r)

795 What's with all the royal shit?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 12:50 AM (NWiLs)

796 Tatars. Another troublesome bunc.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:49 AM (hnyqs)
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Make damn good sauce, though.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:50 AM (3Z6pZ)

797
Either case, either real action, or silence, with just an IG report or two to rub in the dissolution of the rule of law at the top.
Posted by: rhomboid

========

Thanks for clarifying that. I was confusing investigations with reports.

I'm not liking what I'm reading about the Horowitz report. It appears to discuss issues, problems that could lead to problems, policies not followed, the potential for harm, systemic blah blah...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 21, 2019 12:51 AM (imu5w)

798 As for myself, I am a Margrave. Peerage be damned.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2019 12:51 AM (XVuno)

799 What's with all the royal shit?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 12:50 AM (NWiLs)
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It started with the Groom of the Stool, if you can believe it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:51 AM (3Z6pZ)

800 So mass shooters have access to a gun? How much did they pay for that study, anyway?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2019 12:52 AM (XVuno)

801 Well, I made a lowball bid on that crunched Suburban. Not that I need another one, but if I get it for my bid price, I could make money simply parting it out. Wheelbase of the 2011 is 130", and wheelbase of the '96 is 131.5", so a body swap is within the realm of possibility.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 12:52 AM (/sgva)

802 There was a debate!?!

I must've missed so many opportunities to sockpuppet!

Posted by: Surfperch at November 21, 2019 12:53 AM (tVQUs)

803 ...along came a Spider
and sat down beside her
and she blew the poor ****** away

Posted by: klaftern at November 21, 2019 12:53 AM (RuIsu)

804 You know what a mass shooter who doesn't have access to a gun is called?

A pissed off jerk.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2019 12:55 AM (XVuno)

805
Sadly, looking at her picture, Dame Amelia Chilcott Fawcett does not make my rod purple. Somehow, I'm not surprised.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 12:56 AM (NMAzL)

806 So mass shooters have access to a gun? How much did they pay for that study, anyway?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2019 12:52 AM (XVuno)

They always have access to a gun. Because they are on a mission. A madman on a mission can be very resourceful, which is why no gun control measure can ever prevent such crimes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 12:56 AM (/sgva)

807 I have only known one member of the (minor) British hereditary peerage. Never liked being called "Sir Peter", which I did, because Miklos.

Excellent fellow. Liked fast cars and pretty women.

Even let me drive some (the cars).

He became famous because of his ex-wife. Personally, I think he escaped just in time:

https://tinyurl.com/wbxepw4

Posted by: McMiklos of the Clan McCullough as it be at November 21, 2019 12:56 AM (QzkSJ)

808 799 What's with all the royal shit?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 12:50 AM (NWiLs)
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It started with the Groom of the Stool, if you can believe it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:51 AM (3Z6pZ)

Oh, I believe it.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 12:58 AM (NWiLs)

809 Following lengthy discussions with Charles, who is touring New Zealand, the Queen summoned Andrew to Buckingham Palace and told him to step down.

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What did they demote him to? Corporal?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2019 12:58 AM (XVuno)

810 As for myself, I am a Margrave. Peerage be damned.
Posted by: Cicero

For a Cicero, I would figure Procurator of Trans- or Cisalpine Gaul (depending on how you identify).

Posted by: McMiklosius Pannonicus at November 21, 2019 01:00 AM (QzkSJ)

811 >> What did they demote him to? Corporal?

Lizzie "relieved" him of his "royal duties" for the "foreseeable future".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 01:00 AM (NMAzL)

812 Vice - Prince.
Of the Garter

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 21, 2019 01:00 AM (w7KSn)

813 He became famous because of his ex-wife. Personally, I think he escaped just in time:

https://tinyurl.com/wbxepw4
Posted by: McMiklos of the Clan McCullough as it be at November 21, 2019 12:56 AM (QzkSJ)

Coulda been the next John Bobbitt. A fortunate escape indeed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 01:01 AM (/sgva)

814 *reads Paul Mirengoff's latest post on Trump and Ukraine*

For a lawyer he really turns into a drooling idiot when it comes to Trump. After writing paragraphs on how no harm came to Ukraine he still thinks Trump acted incorrectly.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 01:01 AM (Dp5C+)

815 For a Cicero, I would figure Procurator of Trans- or Cisalpine Gaul (depending on how you identify).
Posted by: McMiklosius Pannonicus at November 21, 2019 01:00 AM (QzkSJ)

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Nope. The Cimbri ruined those titles for everyone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2019 01:01 AM (XVuno)

816
It was getting pretty bad for the royals and Lizzie had to do something. Hell, the Daily Mail and others were starting to do articles like, "Just who the hell foots the bill for this royal twit, anyway".

It was a long list of the ridiculous expense for keeping Randy Andy up in the style to which he was accustomed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 01:04 AM (NMAzL)

817 ..
What did they demote him to? Corporal?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2019 12:58 AM (XVuno)



Groom of the Stool.

What, you think this entire thread hasn't been instructive?

Because I think it has been highly instructive.

But Morons don't let Morons have Prince Andrew wipe their ass under any circumstances, regardless.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2019 01:05 AM (QzJWU)

818 817 ..
What did they demote him to? Corporal?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2019 12:58 AM (XVuno)


Groom of the Stool.


Craporal

Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 01:07 AM (NWiLs)

819 I call BS on the 7 hour return the keys story.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 21, 2019 01:07 AM (2DOZq)

820 It was a long list of the ridiculous expense for keeping Randy Andy up in the style to which he was accustomed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 01:04 AM (NMAzL)

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Those Royal arses don't wipe themselves, you know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2019 01:08 AM (XVuno)

821 the prince has to be relieved of his doody before the Groom of the Stool can do his job

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 21, 2019 01:10 AM (ykYG2)

822 Blonde M., there's no serious or informed person who doesn't find the earlier big IG report anything but a conclusive indictment of both the IG and DOJ. Massive, prolonged, deliberate violations of the Espionage Act, with evidence of foreign exploitation. At the top of one of the national security cabinet agencies. No indictments. Just kind of magical - historic crime wave, but no humans actually criminally liable.


Maybe for minor matters, an IG is able to deliver serious work. But the report mentioned above - leaving aside the absurd IC IG performance recently - makes the whole concept look farcical. [and WTF with allowing targets to comment/push back in review? They get interviewed, they have their say - we allegedly pay the IGs to develop judgements and themes and recommendations, why do the potential perps get any second bite at the apple? Ridiculous]

Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2019 01:10 AM (QDnY+)

823 The Democratic Party

We're everything we say you are.

Posted by: Simplemind at November 21, 2019 01:11 AM (ZuGkg)

824 Those Royal arses don't wipe themselves, you know.
Posted by: Cicero

Open borders and left hands only.

Posted by: Charles, heir ergo inbred at November 21, 2019 01:11 AM (QzkSJ)

825 Am I wrong in assuming being relieved of royal duties consists of being shuttered from public view but continuing to live a royal lifestyle on the public dime?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 21, 2019 01:12 AM (H5knJ)

826 825 Am I wrong in assuming being relieved of royal duties consists of being shuttered from public view but continuing to live a royal lifestyle on the public dime?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 21, 2019 01:12 AM (H5knJ)

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To be fair, the prince doesn't have the vocational talent needed to make sandwiches at Subway.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2019 01:13 AM (XVuno)

827 Hey Miklos! I was wondering if you could give me any advice for making turnip greens. When searching for a "Cracker Barrel" type recipe with the meat in it, I kept finding this: 2 large bunches of turnip greens with roots attached (about 10 lbs) and 1 3/4 lbs ham hocks. But someone else said that Cracker Barrel uses country ham.
I have 10 oz of sliced country ham that Publius' mom gave me. I plan to use frozen chopped turnip greens. How much would you advise? Should I julienne the ham and just let it simmer 30-40 minutes with the turnips?
I also have ham hocks in the freezer, which the lady at the butcher gave my brother when I sent him for beef marrow bones. I guess she isn't much of a meat expert.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 21, 2019 01:13 AM (NMAzL)

828 >> Am I wrong in assuming being relieved of royal duties consists of being shuttered from public view but continuing to live a royal lifestyle on the public dime?

You are correct, sir. There's some talk of "greatly reducing" Randy Andy's staff. So, he'll still be kept up, but some of his handlers will lose their jobs.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 01:13 AM (NMAzL)

829 Up-and-coming young lawyer/single mother Alexandra Adams (known as Sandy to her friends) get burned out after losing a case where an evil greeting card company plagiarizes the insipid verses of a kindly old lady, leaving her penniless and eating cat food to survive.

Sandy accepts a position in a law firm in a small mountain town, which is run by Grant Sommers. The town is in a severe depression due to the local mine having laid off nearly all its employees some years ago, leaving only a skeleton staff.


Grant is a major dick, causing poor Sandy to wonder if she made a mistake by leaving the big city.
Then she happens to see Grant picking up his cute but autistic son Timmy from his hell-spawned ex-wife, Heather, and melts as she sees the intense love between father and son.
While doing billing, she finds out that Grant is spending virtually all of his money to not only keep Timmy in an expensive private academy, but is also picking up the tab for the children of the laid-off miners in town, also including her own special-needs (but again, terminally cute) daughter Sally.
Now she understands why Grant is so driven, and, from several nasty run-ins with Heather in local businesses, she understands why Grant is unable to trust women and may never be able to Love Again.
Then Grant and Sandy get snowed in at the office, with no power, and only a gallon of high-test eggnog and a stack of legal briefs to burn in the fireplace to keep them warm.
Cut to next morning (this is a Hallmark movie, no actual sex shown on screen).
Grant is now a completely different character. He's laughing and smiling again.


(insert subplot here where Heather and Grant threaten to get back together for the sake of Timmy, and Sandy alternates between trying to sabotage the reconciliation and feeling guilty for trying to keep Timmy from having an intact home).
Enter Rod Brockman, the suave, widowed father of five and CEO of a transnational mining firm. All fear that he has come to close down the town's mine permanently, eliminating the last few jobs that remain.
Instead, he announces that the town's mine will be reopening and expanding, not closing, meaning that the locals will all have high-paying jobs for Christmas. He issues large bonus checks to the laid-off miners.

Rod sweeps Heather off her feet, causing her to transform from Terminator Bitch to Olivia Walton, and Rod Heather and Grant Sandy get together with the other townspeople in front of the giant fireplace at the ski lodge to sing Christmas carols and hug each other, while the photogenic moppets play with toys underneath a tree the size of a sequoia.
Roll credits.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 01:15 AM (oQp6r)

830 There's some talk of "greatly reducing" Randy
Andy's staff. So, he'll still be kept up, but some of his handlers will
lose their jobs.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 01:13 AM (NMAzL)

I guess the underage ones won't be handling him, anyway.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 21, 2019 01:16 AM (NMAzL)

831 Am I wrong in assuming being relieved of royal duties consists of being shuttered from public view but continuing to live a royal lifestyle on the public dime?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

The Royal Family are independently wealthy, but thier "official" expenses are paid by Her majesty's tax-funded Exchequer.

Interestingly, Queen Liz ceased as Britain's wealthiest person, or woman long ago.

J.K. Rowling has been considered much wealthier than the Queen for a good ten years now.

Posted by: Miklos, Noter of Things at November 21, 2019 01:17 AM (QzkSJ)

832 Prince Andrew can now retire to a less public life but still be a drain on the Royal Purse.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 01:17 AM (Dp5C+)

833 Mirengoff is the encyclopedia entry for clueless Beltway "conservative". Like so many who insist on beclowning themselves publicly, he knows very little outside whatever dull specialty of law is his area.


But note the GOP and even the WH have refused to state the obvious - that the alleged [but apparently untrue] presidential behavior was absolutely appropriate and within his authority and discretion. This WH has already overseen a large deterioration of vital and legit executive power [deferring to truly absurd court vandalism, even in the national security area] - now it looks set to allow an even worse bit of sabotage, even as it "wins" the fake impeachment right, easily.



Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2019 01:18 AM (QDnY+)

834 There's some talk of "greatly reducing" Randy
Andy's staff. So, he'll still be kept up, but some of his handlers will
lose their jobs.

Posted by: publius

Is this entirely "plays" on "words"?

Posted by: Miklos, slow sometimes at November 21, 2019 01:18 AM (QzkSJ)

835 Maybe they will appoint a Royal Nanny for Andy to keep him out of further trouble.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 01:19 AM (Dp5C+)

836 with the other townspeople in front of the giant
fireplace at the ski lodge to sing Christmas carols and hug each other,
while the photogenic moppets play with toys underneath a tree the size
of a sequoia.
Roll credits.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 01:15 AM (oQp6r)

And this is why I love Hallmark.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 21, 2019 01:19 AM (NMAzL)

837 Well, time for me to call it a night. Getting sleepy out.

Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 01:19 AM (/sgva)

838 ..


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 01:15 AM (oQp6r)




You have always been a Moron in Good Standing.

Honorable, even.

So, you have the choice:

[ ] Firing Squad

[ ] Helicopter Ride

[ ] Bunga Bunga


Choose...wisely.


/snrk



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2019 01:20 AM (QzJWU)

839 jeebus, "impeachment fight", of course

Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2019 01:21 AM (QDnY+)

840 36 with the other townspeople in front of the giant
fireplace at the ski lodge to sing Christmas carols and hug each other,
while the photogenic moppets play with toys underneath a tree the size
of a sequoia.
Roll credits.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 01:15 AM (oQp6r)

And this is why I love Hallmark.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 21, 2019 01:19 AM (NMAzL)

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The entire plot of The Rise of Skywalker, spoilers and all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2019 01:22 AM (XVuno)

841 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 01:15 AM (oQp6r)

And this is why I love Hallmark.
Posted by: Miley

Sorry.

No orphans, no dice.

I mean Guatemalan orphans like Chief Justice Roberts got.

Posted by: Miklos, non-Executive Producer at November 21, 2019 01:23 AM (QzkSJ)

842 I started to write one of these Hallmark movie summaries. It began "A door-to-door nipple salesman . . ." and then it hit me that I might not be in touch with the Hallmark demo.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 21, 2019 01:24 AM (H5knJ)

843 Change that to 'nipple cream' and Playboy will option it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 01:25 AM (Dp5C+)

844 ..I started to write one of these Hallmark movie summaries. It began "A door-to-door nipple salesman . . ." and then it hit me that I might not be in touch with the Hallmark demo.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 21, 2019 01:24 AM (H5knJ)



Old fashioned screw cap bottle nipples roll down neatly atop an ordinary 12 bottle of your favorite beer.

And you're not selling these to Morons for WHY?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2019 01:27 AM (QzJWU)

845 Zero six hunnerd alarm in the futhermucking ayemm.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2019 01:28 AM (QzJWU)

846 Change that to 'nipple cream' and Playboy will option it.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Oh child.

It's not your father's Playboy.

Posted by: Miklos, they are effectively woke and broke at November 21, 2019 01:29 AM (QzkSJ)

Democrats' Mass Debate

I'm only interested in hearing if Joe Biden had another incident of Perfectly Routine and Healthy Eye Bleeding -- it's just like crying for joy with your heart!



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1 Mom, is that creepy dude grandpa?

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 20, 2019 08:53 PM (EgshT)

2
*peeks in*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 08:54 PM (7rVsF)

3 hola chamucos y chamucas

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 20, 2019 08:54 PM (B+t5k)

4 anybody home ?

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5 We're debating Vindmann's mass, now?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 08:55 PM (oVJmc)

6 Warren: Give me your money! This is a stick up!

Sanders: No! Give me all means of production, Comrade!


Biden: Gooney-Goo-Goo! Poughkepsie!

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7 Our surprise strategy is working!


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8 Hold onto your wallets folks, we have plans for you!

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9 I don't watch these things. There's no point. They just need to pick their retard so Trump can get out the mallet.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 08:56 PM (oVJmc)

10 Nunes might just make a good prez after Trump.

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11 Mom, can we join the Free Shit army?

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 20, 2019 08:57 PM (EgshT)

12
Dem debate: Saturday night at Chuck E. Cheese.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 08:57 PM (7rVsF)

13 Nunes might just make a good prez after Trump.
Posted by: Sooner at November 20, 2019 08:56 PM (l/v/h)


Might be time to again put a farmer in the White House.

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14 Orale.....storytime...

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15 I have this feeling that somehow Devin Nunes is getting a bit tired of all the hijinx from Pencil Neck.


Just a hunch.

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16 I love these female Democrat candidates! Sexy and sassy and bug fuck crazy.

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 08:59 PM (wo3c/)

17 Mom, can we join the Free Shit army?

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 20, 2019 08:57 PM (EgshT)


You've already been enrolled and you are a staff sergeant!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 08:59 PM (BiNEL)

18 It does appear that it's finally penetrated some GOP member's thick heads that being courteous and deferential to the Dems doesn't pay.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 08:59 PM (T6t7i)

19
Might be time to again put a farmer in the White House.

Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 08:58 PM (NiXyF)


Jimmah: I thought you'd never ask

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 08:59 PM (ekmlY)

20 13 Nunes might just make a good prez after Trump.
Posted by: Sooner at November 20, 2019 08:56 PM (l/v/h)

Might be time to again put a farmer in the White House.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 08:58 PM (NiXyF)


When Nunes gets interviewed on a FOX show from his home, he goes into his big garage and there are two nice looking tractors in the background.

It's kinda cool.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (sy5kK)

21 Time for some bourbon.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (DBGf/)

22
You've already been enrolled and you are a staff sergeant!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 08:59 PM (BiNEL)

That's Lt. Col Staff Sergeant!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (ekmlY)

23 I'm totally liking this Nunes guy.

No homo

Posted by: Miklos, expecting a dairy farmer to milk it for all it's worth at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (QzkSJ)

24 Jimmah: I thought you'd never ask
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 08:59 PM (ekmlY)


No, I meant a REAL farmer.

Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (NiXyF)

25 Biden means Really Long Forehead in Ukrainian.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (am9TE)

26
I love these female Democrat candidates! Sexy and sassy and bug fuck crazy.

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 08:59 PM (wo3c/)


The next morning your 401k is gone.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (7rVsF)

27 It does appear that it's finally penetrated some GOP member's thick heads that being courteous and deferential to the Dems doesn't pay.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 08:59 PM (T6t7i)

About damn time.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 20, 2019 09:01 PM (ECrgQ)

28 That's Lt. Col Staff Sergeant!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (ekmlY)


The Ranger tab has to wait until you can walk!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:01 PM (BiNEL)

29 (I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse.

Posted by: Chuck the Fourth at November 20, 2019 09:01 PM (0x00j)

30 They lost me at MSNBC and Washington Post.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:01 PM (n13/j)

31 It does appear that it's finally penetrated some GOP member's thick heads that being courteous and deferential to the Dems doesn't pay.
------------
I believe the technical term is "a mug's game."

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (3Z6pZ)

32 I bet if a moderator asked Biden, "So, Lieutenant Colonel Biden, tell us a story of your combat adventures," he'd tell quite a tale.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (dOV9E)

33 Evening Horde.

Cable is out here.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (5phSm)

34 ooh all chick questioners!

Transgressive or something.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (ZfRYq)

35 11
Mom, can we join the Free Shit army?


Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 20, 2019 08:57 PM (EgshT)

When daddy comes back from Folsomski Prison, dear.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (lnWzE)

36 All the moderators have twats.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (DBGf/)

37 Is Hillary! drunk blogging the debate?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (gYKMg)

38 See what they did, no men. So brave, so avant garde.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (n13/j)

39 Are these the not ready for prime time players (i.e 'scrubs'?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (2B9A/)

40 Is Biden getting a birthday cake tonight on MSDNC?

Posted by: redridinghood at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (wiXsO)

41 For our next witness...Command Sergeant Major Schultz!

Posted by: Schiffless at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (QzkSJ)

42 alls i got is slivovica...plum

Posted by: LoneRanger at November 20, 2019 09:03 PM (yKRsJ)

43 Elizabeth Warren kind of looks like a hobbit.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:03 PM (dOV9E)

44 25
Biden means Really Long Forehead in Ukrainian.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (am9TE)


I thought it meant Sniffer of Little Girl's Hair.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:03 PM (lnWzE)

45 Is Warren going to do a rain dance on stage? That would be the only to watch the debate.

Posted by: dantesed at November 20, 2019 09:03 PM (88xKn)

46 40 Is Biden getting a birthday cake tonight on MSDNC?
Posted by: redridinghood at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (wiXsO)


We have a surprise for Joe.

Posted by: Otters for Buttigieg 2020 at November 20, 2019 09:03 PM (sy5kK)

47 Where can I see this live?

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:03 PM (T6t7i)

48 This debate will be wasted if no one congratulates Sleepy Joe on his new grandchild.

Posted by: Chuck the Fourth at November 20, 2019 09:03 PM (0x00j)

49 37 Is Hillary! drunk blogging the debate?
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (gYKMg)

Hard yes.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (gwQ4h)

50 So Obama did not give ambassadorships to donors?

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (n13/j)

51 28
That's Lt. Col Staff Sergeant!!



Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (ekmlY)



The Ranger tab has to wait until you can walk!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:01 PM (BiNEL)

Until then here's a Ranger Rick pin.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (lnWzE)

52 Liz Warren says read the Mueller report to convince Republicans to vote for impeachment.


uhhhh....okay

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (ZfRYq)

53 MSNBC (spit) and Washington Post (spit) sites are both carrying free feeds.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (dOV9E)

54 Mom, the tuna doesn't taste like it used to.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (EgshT)

55 43 Elizabeth Warren kind of looks like a hobbit.
Posted by: Splunge



Early stage Ring of Power hobbit. Pre-Gollum.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (WTo7J)

56 Because you're not gonna BE President.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (DXT9A)

57 You ARE the Grandaddy !

Posted by: Maury Povich at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (am9TE)

58 36 All the moderators have twats.
Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (DBGf/)
-------------------------------------------------

Twat's that? I cunt hear you.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (gYKMg)

59 Congrats to Biden on the new grandbaby

Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (G546f)

60 Is Warren going to do a rain dance on stage? That would be the only to watch the debate.

Posted by: dantesed at November 20, 2019 09:03 PM (88xKn)


Nah, she's making prairie crab dip tonight!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (BiNEL)

61 So Obama did not give ambassadorships to donors?
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (n13/j)
-----------
No. And by "no", I mean "yes".

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (3Z6pZ)

62 Where can I see this live?


Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:03 PM (T6t7i)

MSNBC. You can tap in while I tap out. It is amusing in some ways but not this one, I can't do it.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (n13/j)

63 50 So Obama did not give ambassadorships to donors?
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:04 PM (n13/j)

Didn't he give that vapid, airhead Kennedy clan chick the ambassadorship to Japan?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (2B9A/)

64


Maddow acting all manly and serious.

Not sure how long I can make it...Kloblucher sounds like such a terrible awful person...

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (lg/F7)

65 Klobuchar is weirdly shaky

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (ZfRYq)

66 Mom, the tuna doesn't taste like it used to.
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby

Ha!

Posted by: Unsustainable Miklos at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (QzkSJ)

67 Amy Klobuchar's hair vibrates when she talks, like it is tuned to her resonant frequency.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (dOV9E)

68 36 All the moderators have twats.
Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (DBGf/)


You're sure about Rocky Madcow?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (DXT9A)

69 50 So Obama did not give ambassadorships to donors?
Posted by: Quint



No

Posted by: zombie Dan Rooney at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (WTo7J)

70 ooh all chick questioners!



Transgressive or something.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (ZfRYq)


I thought that Maddow guy was one of the moderators

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (ekmlY)

71 This lady just lauded Carter/Mondale. Is this for real?

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:06 PM (n13/j)

72 33 Evening Horde.

Cable is out here.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (5phSm)


You could log into MSNBC and watch it over the internet.


Or, alternatively, you could take a dinner fork and stab your hand with it.


six of one, half-dozen of the other.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 09:06 PM (sy5kK)

73 Bernie trying not to do an Eric Swallowell Rolling Thunder.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:06 PM (DXT9A)

74


According to Klobber, Dems are basically all Jesus.

KUMBAYA

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:06 PM (lg/F7)

75 Bernie has that "First bowel movement of the night! Let's do this!" expression.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:06 PM (dOV9E)

76 Is Warren using her shrill voice as always?

Posted by: dantesed at November 20, 2019 09:06 PM (88xKn)

77 Liz is the palest of the pale faces.

Posted by: Shitting Bull at November 20, 2019 09:06 PM (gYKMg)

78 71 This lady just lauded Carter/Mondale. Is this for real?
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:06 PM (n13/j)

Isn't that one of the Signs of the Apocalypse?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 09:06 PM (2B9A/)

79 I hate them all. Some less than others.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (W+kMI)

80 71 This lady just lauded Carter/Mondale. Is this for real?
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:06 PM (n13/j)


well, I did like the style of that 1984 Mondale, if truth be known.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (sy5kK)

81
Amy Klobuchar's hair vibrates when she talks, like it is tuned to her resonant frequency.
Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (dOV9E)


It would be funny if it went all Tacoma Narrows Bridge on her.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (7rVsF)

82

How many heart attacks has Bernie had?

Off limits to ask?

LOL, yeah.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (lg/F7)

83 I don't know how much of this I can take.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (ZfRYq)

84 Yeah, things suck now. You go, Bernie.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (DXT9A)

85 67
Amy Klobuchar's hair vibrates when she talks, like it is tuned to her resonant frequency.

Klobuchar is plasmonic!!

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (T6t7i)

86 Hey, be nice to Amy Klobuchar. She'll get mad if you don't and smack around some of her interns.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (WTo7J)

87 That Madcow fellow just mentioned today's blockbuster news from the hearings.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (ptqGC)

88 Will anyone fart?

Posted by: Swalwell at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (gYKMg)

89 I love these female Democrat candidates! Sexy and sassy and bug fuck crazy.

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 08:59 PM (wo3c/)

The next morning your 401k is gone.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (7rVsF)




and your ass is sore.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (yQpMk)

90 Working families in this country? Which would not include Famiglia Sanders.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (DXT9A)

91 What's this Love Pumpin' or Pumpin Love song in the sidebar? It's fucking embarassing!

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 20, 2019 09:08 PM (gwQ4h)

92 Buttplug has obviously been primed with the question.

Pro tip: don't start answering the question until it's finished.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:08 PM (DXT9A)

93 Jimmy Carter is the nexus of evil.

Posted by: Kazi at November 20, 2019 09:08 PM (0x00j)

94 Klobuchar is weirdly shaky

Crack is a helluva drug.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 20, 2019 09:08 PM (EgshT)

95 Warren has YUGE ears. It must be a tribal trait.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:09 PM (ptqGC)

96 I'm horrible with foreign languages

however, if you want a good laugh

attend an antique auction in Germany

I couldn't stop laughing

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:09 PM (rpxSz)

97 Oh boo hoo. The economy is shit. Working families are under attack.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:09 PM (DBGf/)

98 92
Buttplug has obviously been primed with the question.



Pro tip: don't start answering the question until it's finished.


He does sound rather polished, doesn't he.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:09 PM (T6t7i)

99 Fight like hell to hold onto what they've got?

The Democrats just need to pry harder.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:10 PM (DXT9A)

100 So Obama did not give ambassadorships to donors?
Posted by: Quint

Heh.

Obozo's nominee to Hungary, Colleen Bell, was so unqualified and imbecilic the Democrats suspended her confirmation hearing until someone could explain to her what a "Hungary" is, and roughly how to find it on a map.

Posted by: His Excellency Miklos at November 20, 2019 09:10 PM (QzkSJ)

101 94 Klobuchar is weirdly shaky


she'll "brush" it off

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:10 PM (rpxSz)

102 I'll bet my crazy sister is in the audience.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:10 PM (ptqGC)

103 So Hunter is banging his dead brother's widow and knocks up a completely different woman during the 'relationship.'

Then I see the headline 'Hunter Biden cheated on his dead brother's widow.'

While technically true, seems kind of ... forest for the trees kind of situation.

I am searching for the proper term for that. When, among a multitude of sins, you pick out one of the more minor ones.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 09:10 PM (2B9A/)

104 Biden blows off question about investigations

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:10 PM (ZfRYq)

105 Weirdos, all of them. They display weird affects. That's what I pick up on.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 20, 2019 09:10 PM (gYKMg)

106 And we're running out of burito coverings.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2019 09:10 PM (am9TE)

107 32
I bet if a moderator asked Biden, "So, Lieutenant Colonel Biden, tell us
a story of your combat adventures," he'd tell quite a tale.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (dOV9E)


"There I was, knee-deep in grenade pins and Rambo comes up to me, and he says "Chief, man, I think we're toast! We're poached like eggs! We're done!" I said, "Now listen here, sailing airdale, we ain't breakfast for these mooks yet. I got a few tricks." Right then I threw a flare in the air and smiled. The reflected beams off of these pearly chompers blinded the Tyrolean Light Infantry and I yelled "Now! get them while they're dazed!"

"It was a heck of a fight but we pulled through, got the Golden Flute of Kublai Khan from the Temple of Set and Commodore Hornblower picked us up in his zeppelin, saving us from the mad horsemen of Uratu. All true, on my word as a Biden."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:10 PM (lnWzE)

108 Andrea Mitchell is shocked and outraged that Republicans want to investigate Joe and Hunter. Bite me, you withered crone.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:10 PM (T6t7i)

109 "That's Lt. Col Staff Sergeant!!"

That's unalloyed gold there, QuietMan!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 09:10 PM (VOSoK)

110 Did Biden just say, "Innocent people in the dumb bus are being killed"?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:11 PM (ptqGC)

111 warren must be one of those wind talkers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 09:11 PM (KP5rU)

112 He does sound rather polished, doesn't he.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:09 PM (T6t7i)


Yep. Otherwise he'd have had to take a second or two to frame his answer. When you start answering a complex question instantly, you make it obvious you were ready for the question.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:11 PM (DXT9A)

113 These idiots clearly did not hear Sondland drop the bomb.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:11 PM (DBGf/)

114 Butplug should jump on Joe's ass

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:11 PM (rpxSz)

115 Oh good, it's "speaks through her nose".

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:11 PM (T6t7i)

116 Harris is down to impeach ERRBODY!

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:12 PM (ZfRYq)

117 Could some obliging 'ette please tell me what is wrong with Kamala Harris' attire? I can tell it's really off, but I don't know why.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:12 PM (dOV9E)

118 "That's Lt. Col Staff Sergeant!!"


Heh!

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 09:12 PM (WTo7J)

119 111 warren must be one of those wind talkers.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 09:11 PM (KP5rU)


I thought that that was Eric Swallowell.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:12 PM (DXT9A)

120 Warren has YUGE ears. It must be a tribal trait.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:09 PM (ptqGC)


To be fair, the ears help to hold up the high cheekbones!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:12 PM (BiNEL)

121 Bring justice back to America!

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:12 PM (DBGf/)

122 The next morning your 401k is gone.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (7rVsF)







and your ass is sore.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 20, 2019 09:07 PM (yQpMk)

Some folks keep strange company...that's all I am gonna say...

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2019 09:12 PM (zr5Kq)

123 going after Trump? They can't all run against him. One of them needs to jab at another.

Posted by: sunny at November 20, 2019 09:12 PM (lFuF3)

124

Kamala talking about criminals and stuff.

She is such a dumbass.

How many black people run cities and are also corrupt criminals?

Trump is a criminal?

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:12 PM (lg/F7)

125 107 32
I bet if a moderator asked Biden, "So, Lieutenant Colonel Biden, tell us
a story of your combat adventures," he'd tell quite a tale.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:02 PM (dOV9E)


To be fair, Lt Col. Biden did save Hillary from that Bosnian sniper fire.


I know, I saw it with my own eyes.

Posted by: Brian Williams at November 20, 2019 09:12 PM (sy5kK)

126 http://bit.ly/2qvzsxO
*******
THE CLINTON FOUNDATION
[QUID PRO QUO - internal alarm [how to frame/defend]]
https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/52561
Read carefully.
[Note: Podesta emails non_public [internal]]
Fact: Ukraine is the single largest CF donor
Coincidence?

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 09:12 PM (BqBId)

127 98 92
Buttplug has obviously been primed with the question.



Pro tip: don't start answering the question until it's finished.

He does sound rather polished, doesn't he.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:09 PM (T6t7i)

Like...knob polished, would you say?

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (RYP5Z)

128 Liz sounds like she's been swimming laps and can't catch her breath.

Posted by: sunny at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (lFuF3)

129 Kloby combing over her notes

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (rpxSz)

130
Warren has YUGE ears. It must be a tribal trait.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


That's so she can hear buffalo when she puts her ear to the ground.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (aKsyK)

131 Good gawd, Lizzy Warden is old.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (DBGf/)

132 114 Butplug should jump on Joe's ass
Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:11 PM (rpxSz)
------------------------------------
Are you saying Grandpa Joe is a bottom?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (gYKMg)

133 "Innocent people in the dumb bus are being killed"
I assume he said the Donbass, just to show us how worldly he is.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (T6t7i)

134 I think Warren is on something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (ptqGC)

135 I never thought I'd say this, but I actually quoted Swalwell today. Burrito day.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (VOSoK)

136 You didn't build that

Posted by: Pliney at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (nzKWW)

137 "We want to bring America together. Preferably in a labor camp."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (DXT9A)

138

Warren is nuts.

Wow.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (lg/F7)

139 Our ears get larger as we age.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (DBGf/)

140 You are the wind beneath my cheeks.

Posted by: Eric Fartswell at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (EgshT)

141 What is this 2 cents bs. is this woman for real? Hell I will pitch in 2 cents.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (n13/j)

142 Democrats' Mass Debate



Are there pre-moistened wipes within easy reach?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (sy5kK)

143 Protected by police? Portland business owners beg to differ.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (DXT9A)

144 100 So Obama did not give ambassadorships to donors?
Posted by: Quint

Heh.

Obozo's nominee to Hungary, Colleen Bell, was so unqualified and imbecilic the Democrats suspended her confirmation hearing until someone could explain to her what a "Hungary" is, and roughly how to find it on a map.
========
The benefits of a public school education! Well maybe she was out in the quad smoking a blunt with Choom Boy at Columbia instead of going to Dead White Men Class.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (W+kMI)

145 It's so she can hear the crabs running when she puts her ear to the ground.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (DBGf/)

146 Biden's claim is that Trump was killing innocent Ukrainians because he was so afraid of facing him in an election.

Ooookay...

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (ZfRYq)

147 Are they all dressed up as Lt. Colonel Sanders?

Posted by: Burger Chef at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (RuIsu)

148 My son (a millennial) is convinced Mayor Pete is "fake gay." Never really thought about it, but son thinks it's all for publicity.

Posted by: Ever at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (ZZDMQ)

149 Do your ears hang low

Do they wobble to and fro

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (ptqGC)

150 Let's talk about taxing the poor more.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (DBGf/)

151 You could log into MSNBC and watch it over the internet.


Or, alternatively, you could take a dinner fork and stab your hand with it.


six of one, half-dozen of the other.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 09:06 PM (sy5kK)

I'd never give them the clicks.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2019 09:15 PM (5phSm)

152 No Corey, we don't need to bring in a lot more revenue. We need to cut your out of control spending.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:15 PM (T6t7i)

153 Annie Grayer@AnnieGrayerCNN
Governor @DevalPatrick was supposed to have an event at Morehouse College tonight. An organizer with the college who planned the event told CNN that Patrick cancelled the event when he arrived and learned that he would not have an audience. (Note, two people came, not pictured)

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Feel the enthusiasm!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2019 09:15 PM (+y/Ru)

154


Lunkhead Cory Booker begins every sentence he says with "Well, first of all..."

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:15 PM (lg/F7)

155 Booker wants to tax more.

I love that the masks are off.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:15 PM (ZfRYq)

156 Bring in more revenue.

OK.

A just taxation system? Tax welfare benefits. Preferably at 100%. If you're able-bodied, get off your ass.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:15 PM (DXT9A)

157 138

Warren is nuts.



She is just being herself.

Posted by: dantesed at November 20, 2019 09:15 PM (88xKn)

158 Hey Kamala! In California we can shoplift up to $950 without prosecution! Let's bring this to every state in the this great Union.

Posted by: sunny at November 20, 2019 09:15 PM (lFuF3)

159 What part of "Thou shalt not steal" don't you understand?

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:15 PM (DBGf/)

160


Booker has worse eyeballs than Marty Feldman.

Eyeball discipline, hard to vote for a guy who isnt on top of that.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:16 PM (lg/F7)

161 114 Butplug should jump on Joe's ass
Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:11 PM (rpxSz)


Yes! time to make your move, Pete!

Posted by: Otters for Buttigieg 2020 at November 20, 2019 09:16 PM (sy5kK)

162 My son (a millennial) is convinced Mayor Pete is "fake gay." Never really thought about it, but son thinks it's all for publicity.

Posted by: Ever at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (ZZDMQ)

Hey if you touch another guys tool, even by mistake even once, your gay. Pack it in ( some DRs exempted, but not all)

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2019 09:16 PM (85Gof)

163 131 Good gawd, Lizzy Warden is old.
=======
The party that says it against old white people in positions of power has, in fact, old white people in positions of power, trying to be elected to further positions of power. Somehow I'm not surprised.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 09:16 PM (W+kMI)

164 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2019 09:15 PM (+y/Ru)
********
HAHAHA

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 09:16 PM (BqBId)

165 Caroline Kennedy= Ambassador to Japan

And Barry actually appointed a female producer from The Bold and The Beautiful soap opera as an ambassador somewhere.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (ptqGC)

166 2 cents adds up to $850B?

I am pretty sure there is no math in the Democrat debate.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (ZfRYq)

167 Eyeball discipline, hard to vote for a guy who isnt on top of that.
Heh. Eyeball discipline.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (T6t7i)

168 Notice how Kamala's accent changed?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (PkVlr)

169 HDTV is not kind to the elderly and homely.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (DBGf/)

170 So this is like going to be an updated version of "Safety Dance," by Men Without Hats for the 2020 election?

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (wo3c/)

171

We can put a hundred and fifty thousand hundred thousand million into HBCUS!!!!

WE CANT SURVIVE WITHOUT IT

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (lg/F7)

172 Our ears get larger as we age.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (DBGf/) ['/i]

Sadly, ears are the only thing that continues to grow with age!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (BiNEL)

173 Keep pumping, blowing. That's what I always told my son, Hunter. He's a chip off the old rectal blockage.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (H5knJ)

174

Sen. Booker, look over here.

Oh, you were.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (lg/F7)

175 Cory is being Fiercely Entrepreneurial.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (DXT9A)

176 139
Our ears get larger as we age.





Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (DBGf/)


And furrier!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:18 PM (lnWzE)

177 162
Hey if you touch another guys tool, even by mistake even once, your gay. Pack it in
===
Phrasing!

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 09:18 PM (W+kMI)

178 WARREN......Largely black and brown women......


SON: it's not nice she's calling them fat.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 20, 2019 09:18 PM (PkVlr)

179 I think Warren is on something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (ptqGC)


Is she in the fire water again?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 09:18 PM (ekmlY)

180 Freeloading billionaires? Where's Steyer? Bloomberg?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:18 PM (DXT9A)

181 I miss Beto.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:18 PM (ptqGC)

182 Sadly, ears are the only thing that continues to grow with age!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (BiNEL)
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And feet.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 09:18 PM (3Z6pZ)

183
Bring in more revenue.

OK.


Grow the economy. Because you're not going to get much more than 20% of GNP.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:18 PM (7rVsF)

184

Waren, upon meeting Putin.

"President Putin, you just have to care about people, have to care about people of color and our children, you have to care so much."

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:18 PM (lg/F7)

185 Hah!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (BiNEL)

186 Once again, Buttplug obviously has been fed the question.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (DXT9A)

187 Did Buttigieg not even shave for the debate?

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (dOV9E)

188
100 So Obama did not give ambassadorships to donors?

Posted by: Quint



Heh.



Obozo's nominee to Hungary, Colleen Bell, was so unqualified and
imbecilic the Democrats suspended her confirmation hearing until someone
could explain to her what a "Hungary" is, and roughly how to find it on
a map.

========

The benefits of a public school education! Well maybe she was out in
the quad smoking a blunt with Choom Boy at Columbia instead of going to
Dead White Men Class.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (W+kMI)

If Hungary went to war with Turkey, would they chow down on Turkey?

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (n13/j)

189


Here is the Gay Pete doll unifying and doing stuff

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (lg/F7)

190 My husband cracks up thinking about twee Buttgiggy debating Trump.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (ptqGC)

191 Got it, Pete, it wasn't Obama's fault. It was the people's.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (T6t7i)

192 I was told there would be no magic mugs tonight.

Posted by: Eric Fartswell at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (EgshT)

193 Annie Grayer@AnnieGrayerCNN

Governor @DevalPatrick was supposed to have an event at Morehouse
College tonight. An organizer with the college who planned the event
told CNN that Patrick cancelled the event when he arrived and learned
that he would not have an audience. (Note, two people came, not
pictured)




Puppet Show

and


Deval Patrick

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (ekmlY)

194 Love Nunes. Hope Pelosi/Schiff keeps this farce going. #NTOW

Posted by: Average Guy at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (hq75W)

195 Free Truvada!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (DXT9A)

196 Buttigieg doesn't sound insane at a zero depth listen.

This is bad.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (ZfRYq)

197 Ooh. She has nice skin.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (DBGf/)

198 20 minutes in.

And Gabbard is being ignored.

Posted by: Bachmann Hussein Overdrive at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (t3YBx)

199 163 131 Good gawd, Lizzy Warden is old.
=======
The party that says it against old white people in positions of power has, in fact, old white people in positions of power, trying to be elected to further positions of power. Somehow I'm not surprised.



Obama did to the Democrat party field of presidential candidates, the same as he did to the used car industry with Cash for Clunkers.

destroyed it for many, many years.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (sy5kK)

200
You are the wind beneath my cheeks.


Posted by: Eric Fartswell at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (EgshT)



ahahahahahaha

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (ekmlY)

201

"Sadly, ears are the only thing that continues to grow with age! "

Mayor Pundtjugg is going to catch air with those big ass satellite dishes on his head when he hits 50.




Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (lg/F7)

202 Iiz, seriously, Calm down.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (n13/j)

203 They're just ignoring half the candidates.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (T6t7i)

204 Tulsi and Yang have not had one second of time yet.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (ZfRYq)

205
Someone should ask Mayor Pete questions in Norwegian.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (7rVsF)

206

Democrats will drug us all so much better!!!

THANK YOU JESUS


Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (lg/F7)

207 Free shit!!!!

Posted by: Pliney at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (nzKWW)

208 Also, they are freezing out Biden.

One question and it was stupid.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (ZfRYq)

209 Chilling words from Warren: "On Day One as President...".

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (ptqGC)

210 Tens of Millions! You Fucks!

Posted by: Squanto Warren at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (wo3c/)

211 Cory looking for VP slot

Buttplug is someone he could get behind

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (rpxSz)

212 Oh boo hoo. The economy is shit. Working families are under attack.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:09 PM (DBGf/)

We can all wipe our tears with the extra $5,000, on average, that their family income has risen since Trump was elected

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (imSgd)

213 Way to come across as unhinged Liz.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (DXT9A)

214 Hey if you touch another guys tool, even by mistake even once, your gay.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2019 09:16 PM


So if you were to pick up Ace's Fixa drill, in order to reverse it, you're gay?

Seems harsh.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (DMUuz)

215 Nobody even gives a shit who these people are. Good job by the Dem congress to completely submarine the entire 2020 field.

Posted by: DBCooper at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (bttOm)

216 And Gabbard is being ignored.

Posted by: Bachmann Hussein Overdrive at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (t3YBx)

Did she oil up her tits?

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (RYP5Z)

217 Is the Russian agent at the debate?

Posted by: dantesed at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (88xKn)

218 196
Buttigieg doesn't sound insane at a zero depth listen.



This is bad.

Posted by: blaster


Yup. He's their strongest candidate, IMHO.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (T6t7i)

219 This entire thread is f*cking awesome.

Go Horde!

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (377Zs)

220 And Gabbard is being ignored.

Posted by: Bachmann Hussein Overdrive at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (t3YBx)


FEC Rule: Cannot give air time to Russian agents!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (BiNEL)

221


"Buttigieg doesn't sound insane at a zero depth listen. "

WHen you see him talk about Christians is when that idiot turns really nasty...

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (lg/F7)

222 203 They're just ignoring half the candidates.
Posted by: pep



Maybe if Harris and that Hawaiian chick get naked and make out, they'll get some attention.

Ok, I'm not really watching this so I have no idea if that Hawaiian chick is even there.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (WTo7J)

223 208 Also, they are freezing out Biden.

One question and it was stupid.
Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (ZfRYq)

give him a break

his son just had a crack baby

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (rpxSz)

224
Yup. He's their strongest candidate, IMHO.


Posted by: pep


Tulsi is also competent. A Buttigieg / Gabbard ticket would be strong.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (T6t7i)

225 Waren, upon meeting Putin.

"President Putin, you just have to care about people, have to care about people of color and our children, you have to care so much."

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:18 PM (lg/F7)


I hope the Russians love their children too.

Posted by: Sting at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (hq75W)

226 Is the Russian agent at the debate?
Posted by: dantesed at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (88xKn)
---------
Better question: Is the sniper?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (3Z6pZ)

227 Harris is down to impeach ERRBODY!
Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:12 P



** looking up "impeach" at UrbanDictionary... **

Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (786Ro)

228 211 Cory looking for VP slot

Buttplug is someone he could get behind
Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (rpxSz)


Or vice versa.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (DXT9A)

229 They're just ignoring half the candidates.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (T6t7i)


That's not important right now!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:23 PM (BiNEL)

230 "In the first week of my Administration, I will have all leftists executed."

Who's for me?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:23 PM (DXT9A)

231 Warren, Sanders, and Harris have no chance in the South. They are so cranked up and unlikable, not even Southern Dems will go with them.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:23 PM (n13/j)

232
I thought Fat Stacy had the VP nomination wrapped up.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:23 PM (7rVsF)

233 3 to 1 odds on Joe naming the whistleblower

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2019 09:23 PM (am9TE)

234 Hey if you touch another guys tool, even by mistake even once, your gay.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2019 09:16 PM

That is the rule. And if you happen to gaze upon it for more than a second or two, you are a flamer too.

Posted by: Roy at November 20, 2019 09:23 PM (ABjxW)

235 They're just ignoring half the candidates.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (T6t7i)

They will get to them later. Maybe tomorrow.

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2019 09:24 PM (zr5Kq)

236 Ask Buttgiggy and Tulsi about late term abortion.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:24 PM (ptqGC)

237 Tulsi is also competent. A Buttigieg / Gabbard ticket would be strong.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (T6t7i)

dunno

too many holes

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:24 PM (rpxSz)

238 Tulsi!

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:24 PM (DBGf/)

239 I think Biden's eye is going to explode again.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:24 PM (ZfRYq)

240 If Mayor Pete's on the ticket, Dems can kiss African-American turnout goodbye.

Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 09:25 PM (786Ro)

241 El Hordo es en fuego!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 09:25 PM (3Z6pZ)

242 235 They're just ignoring half the candidates.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:20 PM (T6t7i)

I'm taking they as the American voters

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:25 PM (rpxSz)

243 Also, they are freezing out Biden.



One question and it was stupid.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (ZfRYq)

A little from Tab A, a little from Column XVI.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:25 PM (lnWzE)

244 Bernie wants to combat his 80 year old health issue with your dollars, Yo!

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 09:25 PM (wo3c/)

245 Tulsi is batshit crazy too, but looks sane by comparison with other lunatics.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:25 PM (DXT9A)

246 Chilling words from Warren: "On Day One as President...".

...SMOD will arrive.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 20, 2019 09:25 PM (EgshT)

247 That is the rule. And if you happen to gaze upon it for more than a second or two, you are a flamer too.

Posted by: Roy at November 20, 2019 09:23 PM (ABjxW)


You can rob a bank and not be labeled a bank robber forever...

but suck one little ...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:25 PM (BiNEL)

248 Hillary hears voices too ...

Posted by: Bachmann Hussein Overdrive at November 20, 2019 09:25 PM (t3YBx)

249 237 Tulsi is also competent. A Buttigieg / Gabbard ticket would be strong.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (T6t7i)



"Major and the Poofster / 2020"

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 09:25 PM (sy5kK)

250 Puppet Show and Deval

Seems the puppet show is on tonight.

Warren and Butt Plug are the chosen puppets.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 09:25 PM (ykYG2)

251 She's blaming Trump for the wars???

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (DXT9A)

252 Ewww Gabbard what word salad was that??

Posted by: sunny at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (lFuF3)

253 Tulsi wraps herself in her uniform like Vindma does. She's full of crap.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (ptqGC)

254 232
I thought Fat Stacy had the VP nomination wrapped up.


She's appearing in the Macy's Thanksgiving parade this year as a balloon.

Posted by: dantesed at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (88xKn)

255 Did any of them say EDKH yet?

Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (786Ro)

256 OMG. Tulsi has a Cruella D'Evil gray/silver streak.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (DBGf/)

257 Tulsi gets one question, sounds like a nutter.

Back in the box.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (ZfRYq)

258
The Democrats idea of Christianity is the Chinese Patriotic Catholic Church, lickspittle toadies for the State.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (7rVsF)

259 Tulsi is also competent. A Buttigieg / Gabbard ticket would be strong.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (T6t7i)

Tulsi is a moron. She's worse than the rat. She might on occasion make a halfway sensible observation and then still take the fucking doctrinaire leftist position.

I only like her because I'm attracted to obviously crazy chicks and I'd fuck the shit out of her given half a chance. One boner, one vote.

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (RYP5Z)

260 Do you think the voters will elect someone with a name they can't pronounce?

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (JKNZq)

261 Oops. Kamala vs. Tulsi.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (ptqGC)

262 Harris is a joke. She has no chance, she is angry and bitter. So is the left, but this woman has no chance. I hope she gets the nod. I mean that.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (n13/j)

263 233
3 to 1 odds on Joe naming the whistleblower

Posted by: jsg

2000 quatloos!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (LOq4H)

264 Uh oh. Cat fight!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (DXT9A)

265 Oh, sure. Good one, Kamala.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:27 PM (T6t7i)

266 Buttigieg has a most unfortunate name given his predilections. I snicker like a adolescent boy every time I see it in print (cause he does butt stuff). Completely immature, I know. But there it is.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2019 09:27 PM (imSgd)

267 Ooh Harris Tulsi girl fight though!

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:27 PM (ZfRYq)

268 Tulsi is only like half a bubble off versus full-tilt but she looks good at 50 yards and has nice tits so that's a major accomplishment for a woman democrat.

Posted by: DBCooper at November 20, 2019 09:27 PM (bttOm)

269 Those of you watching this trainwreck and providing commentary so the rest of us don't have to are the true "public servants."

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 20, 2019 09:27 PM (RIvx9)

270 She's blaming Trump for the wars???
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (DXT9A)

Did she blame him for Ford Edsel yet?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2019 09:27 PM (85Gof)

271 Harris? ha ha ha ha ...

Posted by: Bachmann Hussein Overdrive at November 20, 2019 09:27 PM (t3YBx)

272 230
"In the first week of my Administration, I will have all leftists executed."



Who's for me?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:23 PM (DXT9A


*waves hand*


Could you define Leftist in such a way that it does not include me at all?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:27 PM (lnWzE)

273 She's blaming Trump for the wars???

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (DXT9A) ['/i]

Trump has always been in favor of war with EastAsia WestAsia!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:27 PM (BiNEL)

274 Hello Boomers

Posted by: Frank Bannister at November 20, 2019 09:27 PM (Fxgkp)

275 So, Harris attacks Tulsi?

Huh?

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (DBGf/)

276 Anyone call Biden gramps, yet?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (1CjJc)

277 >>>Do you think the voters will elect someone with a name they can't pronounce?<<<


Camel Toe has a nice ring, no?

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (wo3c/)

278 Tulsi is also competent. A Buttigieg / Gabbard ticket would be strong.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:22 PM (T6t7i)


Tulsi is a nitwit. She only looks competent by comparison with the other shitheads.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (DXT9A)

279 Oh now this is good.

Neither Tulsi or Harris will survive beyond this debate.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (ZfRYq)

280 when did Trump start a regime change war? Did I miss something?

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (n13/j)

281 OK Boomer.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (DBGf/)

282 256
OMG. Tulsi has a Cruella D'Evil gray/silver streak.

Posted by: JAS



Yes. My wife also has one. Very enticing.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (T6t7i)

283 CALL ME MAJOR Gabbard!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (ptqGC)

284 253 Tulsi wraps herself in her uniform like Vindma does. She's full of crap.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (ptqGC)

agree 1K%

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (rpxSz)

285 Tulsi is not getting her point across (at least to me).

Posted by: sunny at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (lFuF3)

286 One boner, one vote.
Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (RYP5Z)


'Murica!

Posted by: any guy in college at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (sy5kK)

287 Kamala Harris for the Xanax

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (n13/j)

288 Last call in the bar.

You want: Tulsi
You'd settle for: Kamala
You get: Pocahontas.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (dOV9E)

289
"In the first week of my Administration, I will have all leftists executed."

Dead men dig no canals.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (7rVsF)

290
Do you think the voters will elect someone with a name they can't pronounce?

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM (JKNZq)


They elected Barack Hussein Obama. Unfortunately anything is possible

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 09:29 PM (ekmlY)

291 Short version: Orangemanbad, everyone gets everything for free

Posted by: Josephistan at November 20, 2019 09:29 PM (4P/2y)

292 "In the first week of my Administration, I will have all leftists executed."



Who's for me?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



Vote Deplorable Jay Guevara 2019

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 09:29 PM (ob5xJ)

293 "215 Nobody even gives a shit who these people are. Good job by the Dem congress to completely submarine the entire 2020 field.

Posted by: DBCooper at November 20, 2019 09:21 PM (bttOm) "



Certainly sums up how I feel about all of them.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 20, 2019 09:29 PM (JwHjN)

294 "No, I won't put party first. I put country first". Whether you like her or not, this is exactly the right thing for a Dem to say. The rest of them are too stupid to see it.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:29 PM (T6t7i)

295
So this is like going to be an updated version of "Safety Dance," by Men Without Hats for the 2020 election?
Posted by: Fritz


You can fart if you want to
You can blow it out your behind
But if your friends don't start
To let out a fart
Then they're no friends of mine

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at November 20, 2019 09:29 PM (aKsyK)

296 Steyer is whiter than a Biden-Warren baby!

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:29 PM (ZfRYq)

297 232


I thought Fat Stacy had the VP nomination wrapped up.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:23 PM (7rVsF)


She's busy protesting the lack of take-out boxes at Golden Corral.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:29 PM (lnWzE)

298 I must say, seeing two whamen Dem candidates attack each other with thinly veiled contempt is entertaining.

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 20, 2019 09:29 PM (Xqo6t)

299 Omg. Steyer. Ugh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:30 PM (ptqGC)

300 Tulsi is a dumb name.

Posted by: bear at November 20, 2019 09:30 PM (H5knJ)

301 Blacks won't vote for a fag.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 20, 2019 09:30 PM (PkVlr)

302 Hello tidepod.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 20, 2019 09:30 PM (EgshT)

303 "In the first week of my Administration, I will have all leftists executed."

Dead men dig no canals.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (7rVsF)/i]

You make a good point, but then, how badly do we need the canals?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:30 PM (DXT9A)

304 Rel newspeople would ask if Steyer's criticism of the government means the 5 Senators and VP on the stage.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:30 PM (ZfRYq)

305 Tulsi is a dumb name.
Posted by: bear at November 20, 2019 09:30 PM (H5knJ)
---------
It's a typo.

Posted by: Tulsa OK at November 20, 2019 09:31 PM (3Z6pZ)

306 I don't care if Tulsi uses her service. She is very different that all the others on that stage. If they did a hand raise for law degrees, there would be a few I would guess. And if she disrupts the Dems, so be it.

The moderators know what they are doing. They are not going to give Tulsi a fair chance. They want her to go away.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:31 PM (n13/j)

307 280 when did Trump start a regime change war? Did I miss something?
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (n13/j)

Republican presidents are all possessed by the same spirit who forces them to do unimaginable evil like... defend the nation, cut taxes...

Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 09:31 PM (RYP5Z)

308 Dead men dig no canals.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (7rVsF)/i]

You make a good point, but then, how badly do we need the canals?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Dig first. Dead second.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 09:31 PM (ob5xJ)

309 Huh? Steyer is for term limits. Interesting.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:31 PM (T6t7i)

310 Tulsi in polynesian means "one who doesn't wash her face'

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:31 PM (rpxSz)

311 Term limits are for fags. And losers.

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 09:31 PM (wo3c/)

312 I would pay big money right now for the curtain to suddenly be flung open, and a very drunken Hillary stagger on stage.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:31 PM (ptqGC)

313 Shit Harris will beat that!!

Posted by: Pliney at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (nzKWW)

314 They elected Barack Hussein Obama. Unfortunately anything is possible

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 09:29 PM (ekmlY)


And then, even with incontrovertible evidence, re-elected him!
Name recognition is a real "thing"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (BiNEL)

315 300 Tulsi is a dumb name.
Posted by: bear at November 20, 2019 09:30 PM (H5knJ)


spell it backwards


*huh* *huh*

Posted by: any guy in college at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (sy5kK)

316 Mayor Pete has a black vote problem. It's significant based on how hysterically black liberal commentators insist it isn't problematic.

If you are on Twitter, actual black voters have no problem saying it's an issue.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (f8ilN)

317 Off Midwest city sock.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (3Z6pZ)

318 The moderators know what they are doing. They are not going to give Tulsi a fair chance. They want her to go away.


Posted by: Quint


Yup. They aren't hiding it.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (T6t7i)

319 It's not that I don't like liberals, but I'd unplug their life support to make a pot of coffee.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (ob5xJ)

320 Do you think the voters will elect someone with a name they can't pronounce?
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 20, 2019 09:26 PM


It's "Comma-la".

Posted by: Kamala! All in on Iowa 2020! at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (DMUuz)

321 Quid pro quo Amy.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (DBGf/)

322 Uh oh. Now One Hung Low.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (DXT9A)

323 309 Huh? Steyer is for term limits. Interesting.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:31 PM (T6t7i)

IKR
a guy that couldn't get elected to dog catcher wants term limits

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (rpxSz)

324
Dig first. Dead second.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 09:31 PM (ob5xJ)


Nonsense, sir! The rotten-fish-head soup and sawdust bread will be most nourishing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (7rVsF)

325 Yang!

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (DBGf/)

326 And Tank Abrams gets a mention. Thanks, Carpetbagger.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (ptqGC)

327 Huh? Steyer is for term limits. Interesting.

--------

One term, for life

Posted by: Josephistan at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (4P/2y)

328 Jane,

*snort*

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 20, 2019 09:33 PM (PkVlr)

329 warren must be one of those wind talkers.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 09:11 PM (KP5rU)

I think Swallowsall has got that gig nailed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 09:33 PM (/sgva)

330 You make a good point, but then, how badly do we need the canals?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:30 PM (DXT9A)

National Dignity demands a canal from Wilmington, North Carolina to Portland, Oregon.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:33 PM (lnWzE)

331 Barak and Obama are not hard to figure out. We know how to pronounce Hussein.

Only one has a name that starts with Butt and kisses guys. I don't think that's a winning combination.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 20, 2019 09:33 PM (JKNZq)

332 1995? Who was President then?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:33 PM (DXT9A)

333 Klobuchar.

Actually polling behind Tulsi.

And Yang.

And Bloomberg.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:33 PM (ZfRYq)

334 316 Mayor Pete has a black vote problem. It's significant based on how hysterically black liberal commentators insist it isn't problematic.

If you are on Twitter, actual black voters have no problem saying it's an issue.
Posted by: Ktgreat at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (f8ilN)


Worse, for a fair number, the reason is something that white progressives really don't want to hear: that it's one thing to be gay, but why do you have to flaunt it like that?

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:34 PM (dOV9E)

335 Nood, ya slackers.

ONT


http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=384373

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 20, 2019 09:34 PM (VcFUs)

336 Tulsi is not as oiled-up tonight.

Bummer.

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at November 20, 2019 09:34 PM (377Zs)

337 "Because I'm a faggot. Where've you been?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:34 PM (DXT9A)

338 I think whoever said that Buttplug is a fake gay might be right. He has absolutely no affectations.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:34 PM (DBGf/)

339 Yeah, things suck now. You go, Bernie.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

The Bern bots are the 3.5% who are unemployed

Posted by: Sock Monkey...shoot the man behind the curtain at November 20, 2019 09:34 PM (+5iMQ)

340 You make a good point, but then, how badly do we need the canals?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

We don't, they do.

Honest work is Praise.

Posted by: Calvinist Miklos at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (QzkSJ)

341 National Dignity demands a canal from Wilmington, North Carolina to Portland, Oregon.

Hold on tight once you pass the Continental Divide.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (T6t7i)

342 I've had enough. I have online shop to do.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (ptqGC)

343 Nonsense, sir! The rotten-fish-head soup and sawdust bread will be most nourishing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (7rVsF)


Best part is that sawdust bread is low cal AND gluten free!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (BiNEL)

344 Of course Buttplug is the least wealthy. That Truvada is not cheap.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (DXT9A)

345 Buttigieg's not strong. His onyl appeal is 'vote for {identity group here}'.

Talk about qualifications and he's the unaccomplished mayor of a small Indiana town.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (oVJmc)

346 Why do even presidential candidates have to say "literally" when the word is not needed? I am literally tired of this.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (n13/j)

347 It's "Comma-la".

Posted by: Kamala! All in on Iowa 2020! at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (DMUuz)


Comma-La

Comma-La

Comma-La kneepad girl,

You come and blow, you come and blo-o-ow!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (lnWzE)

348 spell it backwards


*huh* *huh*
Posted by: any guy in college at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (sy5kK)

iSlut...coming Spring 2020.

Posted by: Apple at November 20, 2019 09:36 PM (RYP5Z)

349 67 Amy Klobuchar's hair vibrates when she talks, like it is tuned to her resonant frequency.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (dOV9E)


That will happen when you use a Mika Brziznski (sp???) amount of max hold hairspray and do not have a professional national network hair stylist who knows how to install hair vibration dampers.

Posted by: ??? at November 20, 2019 09:36 PM (AMIL/)

350 I am really tired of Tulsi

Posted by: Debate Three Piece White Suit at November 20, 2019 09:36 PM (LpkCz)

351 she is literally, i mean, strike that. She is shaking.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:36 PM (n13/j)

352 338 I think whoever said that Buttplug is a fake gay might be right. He has absolutely no affectations.
Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:34 PM (DBGf/)


I haven't heard a single show tune out of him so far.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:37 PM (DXT9A)

353 I'm going over to the ONT.

btw Joe Biden is a crook.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:37 PM (DBGf/)

354 Hannity breaking:

Sen. Graham demands Biden documents from State Dept.

(Graham is on now)

I don't know if this is what Trump was teasing earlier or not.

Posted by: Tami at November 20, 2019 09:37 PM (cF8AT)

355 I gotta streak... going and it is not like you think.

Posted by: Debate Three Piece White Suit at November 20, 2019 09:37 PM (LpkCz)

356 Is it me, or is Joe Biden morphing into Andrew Yang?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:37 PM (DXT9A)

357 Graham demands State dept. give him the Biden Documents

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 09:37 PM (BqBId)

358 "Major and the Poofster / 2020"

Dawg, bumper sticker version: "Major Fag 2020"

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 09:38 PM (VOSoK)

359 Joe Biden just said he unified the country repeatedly. If Trump said that, he would be hounded for weeks.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:38 PM (n13/j)

360 Uh oh. I'm reaching that moment where these people all seem hateful and I can't understand why I am watching them.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:38 PM (dOV9E)

361


So Byuiitudgdg is only a homo out of career advancement?

I can see it.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 09:38 PM (lg/F7)

362 He has absolutely no affectations.
Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:34 PM (DBGf/)

Mayor Buttigieg, why don't you speak like Big Gay Al?

Posted by: Concerned Voter at November 20, 2019 09:38 PM (RYP5Z)

363 Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:36 PM (n13/j)
*******
Anxiety

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 09:38 PM (BqBId)

364 It's so she can hear the crabs running when she puts her ear to the ground.
Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:14 PM (DBGf/)

Relevant music:


https://hooktube.com/watch?v=qdRMHN2phkA

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (/sgva)

365 Graham also said FISA report will DEFINITELY be out Dec. 9th.

Hannity asked, "Is that a lock."

Graham: "That's a lock."

Posted by: Tami at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (cF8AT)

366 BREAKING NEWS: Chris Matthews says Democrats are looking for a "winner".

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 20, 2019 09:40 PM (DMUuz)

367 Cory Booker is a fiercely sexy heterosexual manly man of alpha stature.

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 09:41 PM (wo3c/)

368 Speaking of quid pro quo, if Kameltoe wants my full throated endorsement...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 09:41 PM (VOSoK)

369
"Graham also said FISA report will DEFINITELY be out Dec. 9th.
"



So now it's threeweeks, we're going backwards.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 20, 2019 09:41 PM (4thlk)

370 Bernie seems downright well-groomed tonight.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:41 PM (dOV9E)

371 If Hungary went to war with Turkey, would they chow down on Turkey?
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (n13/j)

If Russia invaded Turkey from the rear, Greece would help.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 09:42 PM (/sgva)

372 Is it me, or is Joe Biden morphing into Andrew Yang?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:37 PM (DXT9A)



Joey Biden: Just like that song. I'm turning Lebanese. I think I'm turning Lebanese. I really think so

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 09:42 PM (ekmlY)

373 Bernie seems downright well-groomed tonight.
Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:41 PM (dOV9E)
*******
he didn't comb his hair with a Balloon

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (BqBId)

374 These idiots think those of us that don't support them now are going drop all our opposition once the Democrat nominee wins. They are insane.

Posted by: Ever at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (ZZDMQ)

375 If Hungary went to war with Turkey, would they chow down on Turkey?
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:19 PM (n13/j)



Ah yes, the eternal question, from my misspent youth playing the Diplomacy board game:

"If Russia assaulted Turkey from the rear, would Greece help?"

Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (NiXyF)

376 Okay, I've had enough of wallowing in sewage. Night, all.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (T6t7i)

377 These candidates are literally insane.

But this is what the Democrat Party has become.

And one day these fuckheads will be in complete control.

Scary.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 20, 2019 09:44 PM (Vtpvv)

378 Joe had a senior moment and thankfully he didn't break a hip.

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 09:44 PM (wo3c/)

379 BREAKING NEWS: Chris Matthews says Democrats are looking for a "winner".

SUBTITLE: Chris Matthews says nobody in this Democratic stage is going to beat Trump

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 09:45 PM (ykYG2)

380 Okay, I've had enough of wallowing in sewage.

Selling that condo in San Fran, then?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 09:46 PM (ykYG2)

381 Why Kamala's outfit looks wrong:
A very dark blouse with pale summer suit is unbalanced.
Also she forgot her broom accessory

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at November 20, 2019 09:47 PM (PHxng)

382 Okay, I've had enough of wallowing in sewage.



Sorry. That was me.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at November 20, 2019 09:47 PM (oVJmc)

383
OMG. Tulsi has a Cruella D'Evil gray/silver streak.

Posted by: JAS


Yes. My wife also has one. Very enticing.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:28 PM (T6t7i)







When I was in the hospital for a few days back in Sep, my hawt daytime ICU nurse had that odd artificial ash blonde color. Damned enticing, it was.

Luckily, I was too out of it to.... ahem.... embarrass myself when she gave me a sponge bath.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2019 09:49 PM (eXA4G)

384 Bootysweat seems the most normal out of this clown car. but no way he gets the nod in a Demo primary.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:49 PM (n13/j)

385 These candidates are literally insane.

But this is what the Democrat Party has become.

And one day these fuckheads will be in complete control.

Scary.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 20, 2019 09:44 PM (Vtpvv)


Oh, not complete control.

That's what the Declaration of Independence and the Second Amendment are for.

Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 09:50 PM (NiXyF)

386 is Tulsi there?

Posted by: kallisto at November 20, 2019 09:50 PM (v9J1p)

387 I don't trust you failed lawyer. You are all failed lawyers and nothing more.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:50 PM (n13/j)

388 is Tulsi there?

Posted by: kallisto at November 20, 2019 09:50 PM (v9J1p)

she is being banned.

California is a demonrat dump. Why not call them out on their one party rule?

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:51 PM (n13/j)

389 You make a good point, but then, how badly do we need the canals?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:30 PM (DXT9A)

You have to have some place to throw the worn-out zeks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (/sgva)

390 If the answer is Tom Steyer, what was the question?

Dude should shut up and go spend his money on the world's best hot tub or something.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (dOV9E)

391
Is it me, or is Joe Biden morphing into Andrew Yang?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:37 PM (DXT9A)






Did he pull his eyes apart with his fingers and start going "chong chong ching chong"?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (eXA4G)

392 It's a hard competition, but I think Liz Warren wins "most unpleasant person on the stage" for tonight.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (dOV9E)

393 You have to have some place to throw the worn-out zeks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (/sgva)


Supporting sustainable aquaculture as they flow down to the sea!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (BiNEL)

394 What this debate is lacking is a disco ball, bell bottoms and KC and the Sunshine Band.

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (wo3c/)

395
California is a demonrat dump. Why not call them out on their one party rule?
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:51 PM (n13/j)






If they cared what the rest of the country thought, they'd just claim that they totally dominate CA because they are JUST THAT GOOD.

In reality, they're just going to say "Damn right California is a one-party state. What ya gonna do about it, you fucking reactionary?"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (eXA4G)

396 You all watching this deserve a Medal. Or a trip to the asylum?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2019 09:56 PM (85Gof)

397 303, CA could use some canals to improve sanitation. It's an idea whose time has come. Time to party like it's 1999. BC.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 09:56 PM (VOSoK)

398 Speaking of Booty, this apparently unironic headline from Drudge is golden:

"Buttigieg's rise positions him as top target..."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (iw59Q)

399 172 Our ears get larger as we age.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:13 PM (DBGf/) ['/i]

Sadly, ears are the only thing that continues to grow with age!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:17 PM (BiNEL)

Are you kidding? My tits almost ready my ankles now!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at November 20, 2019 09:58 PM (6K3U5)

400 Tell me something bad about Tulsi.

Posted by: George Strait at November 20, 2019 10:00 PM (uEbPt)

401 If they cared what the rest of the country thought,
they'd just claim that they totally dominate CA because they are JUST
THAT GOOD.



In reality, they're just going to say "Damn right California is a
one-party state. What ya gonna do about it, you fucking reactionary?"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (eXA4G)
the public schools have been garbage for decades, and i mean like five decades. They might have some decent colleges, but their public education sucks. There is a reason there are so many transients.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:01 PM (n13/j)

402 Might be time to again put a farmer in the White House.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 08:58 PM

YES!! Oh, wait...

Posted by: Eric Swallows at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM (COzlW)

403 So even Chris Matthews is not too dumb to see that Swalwell's effusiveness perfectly summed up the democrat field's appeal.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM (VOSoK)

404 Bootysweat seems the most normal out of this clown car. but no way he gets the nod in a Demo primary.
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:49 PM

He's got turquoise eyes to die for!

Posted by: Idiot Wine Moms of America at November 20, 2019 10:03 PM (COzlW)

405 these people are crazy. i was going to say literally crazy but I came out against that word's overuse.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:04 PM (n13/j)

406 So even Chris Matthews is not too dumb to see that Swalwell's effusiveness perfectly summed up the democrat field's appeal.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM

Effusiveness or effluvia?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 20, 2019 10:04 PM (COzlW)

407 Climate change is number one?

For the American people, it's about number 28.

Posted by: Miklos, checking the official propaganda at November 20, 2019 10:05 PM (QzkSJ)

408 His pet African barking spider.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 10:06 PM (VOSoK)

409 Hey Kentucky, How you like that Dem gov vote now?

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:06 PM (n13/j)

410 Hey LA, how you like that Dem vote for gov now?

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (n13/j)

411 THey just said you are out of business, they want to ruin you.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (n13/j)

412 Steyer is for term limits. Interesting. Posted by: pep

His limit is zero.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 20, 2019 10:10 PM (Ndje9)

413 Who farted?

Posted by: Slow Joe at November 20, 2019 10:10 PM (ufJfM)

414 I presume the Mr Sondland presumed that President Trump was simply doing the same things President Obama and Vice President Biden did when they strong armed foreign governments to investigate political rivals and cover up corruption.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 20, 2019 10:11 PM (heM+W)

415
So even Chris Matthews is not too dumb to see that Swalwell's effusiveness perfectly summed up the democrat field's appeal.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM

Effusiveness or effluvia?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 20, 2019 10:04 PM (COzlW)







Emanations... into a penumbra of olfactory bliss.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2019 10:11 PM (eXA4G)

416 BREAKING NEWS: Chris Matthews says Democrats are looking for a "winner".

He added, "They want someone who can win the electoral college, someone who can beat Trump."

That's why they pay him the big bucks.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 20, 2019 10:12 PM (COzlW)

417
He added, "They want someone who can win the electoral college, someone who can beat Trump."








But, but.... I have it on good authority that the only thing that matters is the "popular vote".

*thumbs through pocket copy of the US Constitution*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2019 10:14 PM (eXA4G)

418 These seventy year old Democrat chew toys are boring me to fucking incontinence.

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 10:14 PM (wo3c/)

419 What this debate is lacking is a disco ball, bell bottoms and KC and the Sunshine Band.
Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM

I had it on for a few minutes but my eyes started to hurt and I got dizzy from the "busy" set and all the flapdoodle whizzing around.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 20, 2019 10:15 PM (COzlW)

420 But, but.... I have it on good authority that the only thing that matters is the "popular vote".

*thumbs through pocket copy of the US Constitution*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2019 10:14 PM

Pssst...try the high school yearbook.

Posted by: Dems everywhere who have it on good authority at November 20, 2019 10:16 PM (COzlW)

421 *thumbs through pocket copy of the US Constitution*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


"Pocket copies of the Constitution for Democrats"

vs

"Fondue sets for Namibia"

Please give generously.

Posted by: Miklos, from SNL season 1 at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (QzkSJ)

422 95 Warren has YUGE ears. It must be a tribal trait.

Hear other people's wampum far away.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 21, 2019 12:23 AM (PXD5t)

423 266 Buttigieg has a most unfortunate name given his predilections.

Prediwha? BEN, HELP US OUT HERE BUDDY!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 21, 2019 12:43 AM (PXD5t)

424 Joe Biden: We must handcuff domestic abuse to the radiator and then abuse it emotionally.

Posted by: jmt at November 21, 2019 01:19 AM (VBj5W)

NBC: Ha-Ha, Conservatives Reported the Story about the Founder of Burisma Being "Indicted," and He Totally Wasn't
Ukranian Translator: The Press Conference Says a "Sworn Statement of Suspicion" Has Been Issued Against the Burisma Founder

You tell me: Who's doing their best to actually report the news?

Here's the chuckleheads at NBC, who still aren't reporting this story, except as a partisan "Gotcha" about conservative websites.

A misleading claim about the head of the Ukrainian energy company at the heart of the House impeachment inquiry went viral across conservative pockets of social media Wednesday, receiving hundreds of thousands of retweets and shares from some of the president’s most ardent online supporters.

The incorrect story, first disseminated by the finance blog ZeroHedge, claimed that Mykola Zlochevsky, the head of Burisma, a Ukrainian energy company, had been indicted over money laundering related to the Biden family. Hunter Biden, son of former Vice President Joe Biden, was previously on Burisma’s board of directors.

In fact, there was no announcement of an indictment.

But Jack Posobiec contacted a Ukranian speaker to translate the press conference that's going on right now (or went on a short time ago), and she said the prosecutor had a said a "signed notice of suspicion" had been issued.




Is that the same as an indictment?

I don't know, but I do know something about this translation problem, I think.

When I translate French stories, I almost always translate the French mis en garde as "indicted."

Does it mean "indicted"? No, it does not. The French do not follow Anglo-American law, of course, and they don't have what we'd call "indictments."

Nevertheless, mis en garde is a major investigatory step. It literally means "Put on guard/put on caution/put on notice," or something like that.

Or, as Paul Anka might say: "You're all on fuckin' notice."

Cops may have informal suspicions in a criminal case, but mis en garde is a formal step, requiring, I believe, a presentation of proof before a magistrate.

I imagine it's something like a Warrant to Open an Official Investigation or something else we don't quite have in the Anglo-American system.

But when I'm translating quickly from the French, I assume readers do not want a diversion about what mis en garde means. So I have translated it as what I take to be roughly analogous: "Indicted."

It's a major step in a prosecution. It's not an arrest -- I know the word for that -- but it is official notice that you are now under official scrutiny.

Anyway, I don't know if Ukraine's legal system. But I would imagine it fails to track perfectly with the American system, and that therefore there will be terms of art which are untranslatable.

A "signed notice of suspicion of a crime" sound a lot like "mis en garde" to me, and I've always (roughly, imperfectly) translated mis en garde as "indicted."

Maybe I'll stop that now and start saying "officially notified to be on caution of being suspected of a crime." A bit cumbersome, but more accurate.

But either way, I don't see this as the cause for juvenile cheering and backclapping that the 27 year old media ignoramuses -- who were said by their strong ally (mind-controller) Ben Rhoades to "literally know nothing" -- that NBC is engaging in.

I don't know the Ukranian language or Ukranian criminal process. I don't know what a signed suspicion of crime is. I don't know if this is a major step or a more routine one.

But here's the thing:

I'm pretty damn sure the 27 year old ignoramuses who literally know nothing don't know either, and furthermore, they don't even know what they don't know.

They almost surely do not know that foreign countries have, get this, foreign systems of criminal process and that there will be legal terms of art that simply do not translate to English.

The French "pomme" translates as "apple." We have apples in America. That translates well because we have the same thing here; we just use another word.

But what happens when there's a concept in another country which we don't have in America? How do you translate that?


BTW: I personally never said "indicted" because I couldn't find what I thought to be an authoritative source for it. And also, because I do know that the very term "indicted" may not travel well to countries outside the Anglo-American tradition.

So I'm not covering my own ass here -- I avoided this entirely.

But I am curious to see who turns out to be closer to right: rando conservative blogs, or Rape Emporium and part-time propaganda organ NBC.

I've got my suspicions -- let's just say that much.

BTW, if anyone does know what mis en garde means, precisely, do please let me know. It bothers me!

Meanwhile, Noted Russia Expert and Leftwing Lunatic Whose Cranial Humors Are Completely Unbalanced to Fuck-Hell Julia Ioffe accuses the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette of being a Russian front, because... um, of a punctuation glitch.




OUT: Russian contacts

IN: Russian punctuation

I'll put up a Democrat debate thread later, but I won't be watching. I'm done for the day.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:50 PM




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1 Foist

Posted by: Getcha Pull at November 20, 2019 07:52 PM (aR6C/)

2 Yeah!!!

Oh and finish your post Ace

Posted by: Getcha Pull at November 20, 2019 07:52 PM (aR6C/)

3 Obviously this means the walls are closing in!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 07:52 PM (BiNEL)

4 It's a wedding dance!

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 20, 2019 07:52 PM (w7KSn)

5 So has the Sondland turd lost its stench yet?

Posted by: Getcha Pull at November 20, 2019 07:53 PM (aR6C/)

6 Paul Anka makes an appearance! Ace has had it with all these second rate Propaganda News Networks!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 20, 2019 07:53 PM (Y3Dab)

7 If I didn't know better I'd say PDT had planned this whole Ukraine impeachment crap and all the related mess himself..

Posted by: Tuna at November 20, 2019 07:55 PM (jm1YL)

8 This is what happens when you use google translate.

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2019 07:55 PM (zr5Kq)

9 Trump Latest Judicial Confirmation Flips 11th Circuit Court to GOP-Appointed Majority!!

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 07:55 PM (BqBId)

10 If I'm that Arkansas lady with the DNA saying yeah, the kid's dad is Hunter, I'm saying, yeah, I want that Secret Service detail here 24/7 beginning this morning, and for the rest of her little life.

And then we're goin' to Hooters. And havin' a press conference out front, maybe with a couple Hooter girls behind me when I'm smiling for the cameras and showin' my tits.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 20, 2019 07:56 PM (+fPHo)

11 Meanwhile, Noted Russia Expert and Leftwing Lunatic Whose Cranial Humors Are Completely Unbalanced to Fuck-Hell Julia Ioffe

LOL. Not a big fan of Julia Ioffe, eh, Ace?
It's not too often ones sees the phrase "cranial humors". It sounds like something from the 1600's
Well done!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2019 07:56 PM (WI7YS)

12 Democrat debate thread ? Why ?

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2019 07:56 PM (zr5Kq)

13 Maybe at one time Zero Hedge was a financial site, now it is just craziness and Jew-hating.

I haven't been there in many months.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 07:56 PM (sy5kK)

14 Julia Ioffe should be tarred and feathered.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 20, 2019 07:57 PM (Y3Dab)

15 Also to be noted is the strong influence of 19th century French custom all over Eastern Europe. Romania got it strongest because hey, Latins. But the Russian Empire took on a lot of French influence as well.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 07:57 PM (ykYG2)

16 Mercifully, the Ukraine and the US have an extradition treaty in place with robust safeguards to ensure the Bidens will he treated fairly.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 20, 2019 07:57 PM (HWisp)

17 Reporters are idiots.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at November 20, 2019 07:57 PM (eAMlh)

18 Loosely translated mis en garde means

Epstein Didn't Kill Himself

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2019 07:58 PM (ZLI7S)

19 You'd think if there's time for a 'nyah-nyah' story aimed at evil conservatives, there would be time to cover the actual story itself, no?

No.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 07:58 PM (oVJmc)

20 Zerohedge has a few good nuggets, its the comments section you want to avoid.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 20, 2019 07:58 PM (TLxpZ)

21 That Schitts is some kinda sales charm

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 07:58 PM (rpxSz)

22
Mis en garde, Ace, is sort of like a warning, IIRC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 07:58 PM (zBaqJ)

23 Or, as Paul Anka might say: "You're all on fuckin' notice."


And he also wrote Carson's version of the Tonight Show theme.

Guy was multi-talented.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 07:58 PM (sy5kK)

24 They forgot to say unsubstantiated!

Posted by: PG at November 20, 2019 07:58 PM (iqCkn)

25 Maybe at one time Zero Hedge was a financial site, now it is just craziness and Jew-hating.



I haven't been there in many months.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 07:56 PM (sy5kK)

Just in the comments section.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2019 07:59 PM (imSgd)

26 Vodka martini, two onions please.

Up


And make it a double.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 20, 2019 07:59 PM (QUD4S)

27 Speakin' of Hooters and tits up, the pick on Drudge, the bald ambassador with the most shit eatin' grin imaginable, and some other baldy next to him doin' a faceplant at the table, just speaks boobs.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 20, 2019 07:59 PM (+fPHo)

28 fucking crazy. we should not play along.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 20, 2019 07:59 PM (FEQY4)

29
Another 27 year old reporter.


I told you all they are dumber than dirt.


See what I mean?


Posted by: Ben Rhodes, manipulating low-IQ individuals in the mainstream media at November 20, 2019 07:59 PM (sy5kK)

30 Drop the puck, eh?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2019 08:00 PM (ZLI7S)

31
Turns out that some Oregon Congress-bastard is intimidating Sondland's wife by threatening boycotts of their hotels. And worse.

Witness tampering? This is Mafia shit. But, Democrat.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:00 PM (zBaqJ)

32 Or, as Paul Anka might say: "You're all on fuckin' notice."

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Or, in French, pour encourager les autres.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2019 08:00 PM (+y/Ru)

33 mis en garde = warning

Posted by: Arti at November 20, 2019 08:00 PM (vEIlU)

34 one thing about liberals is they can't meme and they can't zing.

so whenever a lib gives me the "see, check this link out, it proves everything", guess what, it typically proves nothing and it's highly unlikely the sender even read it.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 20, 2019 08:01 PM (FEQY4)

35

You say peenis, I say pineus.

Let's work the whole thing out.

Posted by: Barry O at November 20, 2019 08:01 PM (sy5kK)

36 and pomme de terre means "apple of the ground" The French can be funny but there is some logic to it.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 08:01 PM (n13/j)

37 An "indictment" is a uniquely American concept. Not even others of the handful of countries that use Anglo-American law have grand juries. Not even Merrie Olde England.

In Ukraine, the legal step is most closely considered a finding of reasonable suspicion by the investigating prosecutor.

This allows the police, under prosecutorial direction, to use additional investigative tools, including issuing warrants for individuals as either suspects of material witnesses.

Posted by: Miklos, who has dealt with this at November 20, 2019 08:01 PM (QzkSJ)

38 But the Russian Empire took on a lot of French influence as well.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 07:57 PM (ykYG2)


Been a long time, but IIRC Tolstoy used a lot of French phrases in "War and Peace", and French was the "official" language of diplomacy for many many years.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 08:01 PM (BiNEL)

39 En garde, mise en garde, garde du corps...

Posted by: de runner at November 20, 2019 08:01 PM (zr5Kq)

40 In case I scared any of you, I'm not a bad space alien. Pretty benign really.

Posted by: freaked, space alien, not worth mentioning really at November 20, 2019 08:01 PM (Tnijr)

41 Julia Ioffe is kinda like a puppy: cute but very simple. I mean this is dumb even by the desultory standards of contemporary journalism.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 20, 2019 08:01 PM (H5knJ)

42 Turns out that some Oregon Congress-bastard is intimidating Sondland's wife by threatening boycotts of their hotels. And worse.
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Which one? Earl "The Pearl" Blumenauer?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 08:02 PM (3Z6pZ)

43 31
Turns out that some Oregon Congress-bastard is intimidating Sondland's wife by threatening boycotts of their hotels. And worse.

Witness tampering? This is Mafia shit. But, Democrat.

=======

right, on one side, pro-trump witnesses get prison terms and swat raids and twitter harassment mobs.

but the left's anti-trump witnesses are the ones who are with the angels, fearing the attack from evil rightwingers...that never appear.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 20, 2019 08:02 PM (FEQY4)

44 any by apple of the ground, i mean, potato. bien sur.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 08:02 PM (n13/j)

45 26 Vodka martini, two onions please.

Up


And make it a double.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 20, 2019 07:59 PM (QUD4S)

*scratches head*

Oh, a Gibson!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 08:02 PM (NWiLs)

46 Wouldn't it be 'I am on guard!' in Frenchie speak?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 08:02 PM (2B9A/)

47 BTW, if anyone does know what mis en garde means, precisely, do please let me know. It bothers me!

It means that the little rodents are wary of your too-obvious mousetrap.

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2019 08:02 PM (fK2gX)

48 >>33 mis en garde = warning

yes but it's not just a word, it is a specific legal situation.

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 08:02 PM (PbpT7)

49
"Mise en garde" = Jar Jar Binks on duty.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:02 PM (zBaqJ)

50 Mis en garde : Basically describes the Jets offensive line.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2019 08:02 PM (am9TE)

51 Who are they trying to kid here? Oh yeah, the public, but come on, it is a known that the Biden and Kerry Crime Families took money from Burisma. It on video of Joe Biden admitting to his shakedown of the Ukraine to stop an investigation into Burisma. Its not that hard to follow.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2019 08:02 PM (r+sAi)

52 I would fucking love a martini. Only two more hours until I'm home and staring at my gin collection. In other words, whatever my kids left me.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 20, 2019 08:02 PM (Y3Dab)

53 Msm: We can make gross errors like calling HS kids racists for attacking an Indian without an iota of remorse, but you fuckers better be meticulous in every phrase of your articles.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2019 08:03 PM (dNzKv)

54
Have Trump and Pence resigned and fled the country yet? I was told by my betters that it was all over for him.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 08:03 PM (7rVsF)

55 Pomme de terror - the apple of horror!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 08:03 PM (NWiLs)

56 >>>46 Wouldn't it be 'I am on guard!' in Frenchie speak?


no, "mis" is the past tense participle of mettre, to put. It means "put (past tense) on guard."

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 08:03 PM (PbpT7)

57 Perfect storm of silly squabbling, involving legalese, foreigners, and stupid idiot reporters.

At least Bill Clinton had the courtesy to sodomize American girls.

I have a feeling we're going to be talking about the nitty gritty of Ukraine corruption for a long long time.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 20, 2019 08:03 PM (hku12)

58 Been a long time, but IIRC Tolstoy used a lot of French phrases in "War and Peace", and French was the "official" language of diplomacy for many many years.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 08:01 PM (BiNEL)
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French was also the language of the Russian court, nearly from the time of Peter the Great. Russian wasn't kulturny.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 08:03 PM (3Z6pZ)

59 chien de garde !

Posted by: de runner at November 20, 2019 08:03 PM (zr5Kq)

60 Glad Tucker is on.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 20, 2019 08:04 PM (wiXsO)

61 Vodka martini, two onions please.

Up


And make it a double.

Oh Boy!, I got a feeling this is going to be good!

Posted by: Panhandler at November 20, 2019 08:04 PM (S/rwf)

62 You know who this helps? Hunter Biden!

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 08:04 PM (dOV9E)

63 The Ass Trophy family has grown by 2! Billy's twin sisters have arrived courtesy of child protective services. We now have 4 children all age 2.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2019 08:04 PM (dNzKv)

64
French was the "official" language of diplomacy for many many years.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 08:01 PM (BiNEL)


Still is, as far as I know. It may be the last use the French language has.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 08:04 PM (7rVsF)

65 Wait, have we swung back to 'quid pro quo', rather than 'bribery'?

I don't have a copy of the playbook.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 08:05 PM (hnyqs)

66 46 Wouldn't it be 'I am on guard!' in Frenchie speak?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


Nah. "Mis" is the past particple of "mettre."

And what does "mettre mean, you might ask?

Hahahaha! That's a good one. Trying to translate "mettre" into English is like trying to define the word "set" or "play." They have so many possible definitions, and are used in so many idioms, that they really have no one definition, or anything close to it.

Any idiom using the word "mettre" and its variants needs to be translated and explained by someone very very fluent in French. And that person isn't me.

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2019 08:05 PM (fK2gX)

67 I wonder what would happen if I started chugging from my flask while on the bus.


Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 20, 2019 08:05 PM (QUD4S)

68
"Russian front, like with Stalingrad?"

- - Hillary


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:05 PM (zBaqJ)

69 chiens de garde du capitalisme !

Posted by: de runner at November 20, 2019 08:05 PM (zr5Kq)

70 Keep f*cking that Chicken Kiev Democrats.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2019 08:05 PM (fhDmL)

71 Is this the new version of bread and circuses?

Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2019 08:05 PM (8/tIV)

72 These people we are up against are batshit insane. Like, they should seriously turn this all into a movie about the collective psychotic episode of half of this country.

Sandra Bullock could play a reporter who walks around, scared to the point of shaking and screams Russia! anytime something moves.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 20, 2019 08:05 PM (GoNER)

73 Best news about tonight's debate: Julian Castro did not qualify

Worst news: Still no Marianne Williamson. The Dems rigged the primaries for Hillary, why can't they rig this?

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 08:05 PM (dOV9E)

74 The Ass Trophy family has grown by 2! Billy's twin sisters have arrived courtesy of child protective services. We now have 4 children all age 2.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2019 08:04 PM (dNzKv)
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You are brave people.
*salute*
And, congratulations!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 08:06 PM (3Z6pZ)

75 les gars reçoivent des chemises

Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2019 08:06 PM (M0u+N)

76 One thing to come out of this Schiff Shit Show is the State Department are a bunch of fuck ups.

Abolish the State Department along with the FBI.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 20, 2019 08:06 PM (Z+IKu)

77 71 Is this the new version of bread and circuses?
Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2019 08:05 PM (8/tIV)


More like mold and crackwhore beejers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:06 PM (zBaqJ)

78 36 and pomme de terre means "apple of the ground" The French can be funny but there is some logic to it.
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 08:01 PM (n13/j)

I'll need to check with Bander, but I think the German "Pferdapfel" works. "Horse apple". Missing an umlaut of course.

Posted by: RI Red at November 20, 2019 08:06 PM (moAc9)

79 I'll have a Dalmore 15-year, neat.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 08:06 PM (NWiLs)

80 Have Trump and Pence resigned and fled the country yet? I was told by my betters that it was all over for him.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 08:03 PM (7rVsF)


They fled 2 years ago and were replaced by look-alike Russian agents.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2019 08:06 PM (dNzKv)

81 38 But the Russian Empire took on a lot of French influence as well.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 07:57 PM (ykYG2)

Been a long time, but IIRC Tolstoy used a lot of French phrases in "War and Peace", and French was the "official" language of diplomacy for many many years.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 08:01 PM (BiNEL)


It was routine for Czarist Russian nobility to speak French, sometimes better than they spoke Russian, as surprising as that might sound.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 08:06 PM (DXT9A)

82 the schitt show and his fellow traitors just iced our side out from being able to call the whistleblower to testify.

he has gaveled out and ended proceedings.

Posted by: trapper's girl at November 20, 2019 08:06 PM (dnjy6)

83 Oh, a Gibson!
Posted by: Insomniac


Nurse is a Gibson Girl?

Not bad.

Posted by: Miklos, having an Old Fashioned at November 20, 2019 08:06 PM (QzkSJ)

84 Julia, call me. I have a scoop on how my utility company is full of Nazis because they keep painting swastikas on the sidewalk!

Posted by: Sarah Silverman at November 20, 2019 08:06 PM (RQiaa)

85 Pomme de terror - the apple of horror!
Posted by: Insomniac
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Likely the best pun of the evening.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 08:06 PM (hnyqs)

86 All 4 of Sondland's attorneys were Democrat donors.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 20, 2019 08:06 PM (wiXsO)

87 49
"Mise en garde" = Jar Jar Binks on duty.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


100% correct.

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2019 08:07 PM (fK2gX)

88 67 I wonder what would happen if I started chugging from my flask while on the bus.


Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 20, 2019 08:05 PM (QUD4S)


Just tell them you are homeless, and ask them for money.

They will leave you alone.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 08:07 PM (sy5kK)

89 I'll need to check with Bander, but I think the German "Pferdapfel" works. "Horse apple". Missing an umlaut of course.
Posted by: RI Red at November 20, 2019 08:06 PM (moAc9)


Only if it's plural.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 08:07 PM (DXT9A)

90 63 The Ass Trophy family has grown by 2! Billy's twin sisters have arrived courtesy of child protective services. We now have 4 children all age 2.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2019 08:04 PM (dNzKv)

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 08:07 PM (NWiLs)

91 Wait, have we swung back to 'quid pro quo', rather than 'bribery'?

I don't have a copy of the playbook.

-
Ahhh. The old Statue of Liberty play.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2019 08:07 PM (+y/Ru)

92 The Ass Trophy family has grown by 2! Billy's twin sisters have arrived courtesy of child protective services. We now have 4 children all age 2.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2019 08:04 PM (dNzKv)
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Congratulations, CAT! I know this has been in the works for a long time. So very happy for you and Mrs. CAT, and those lucky children who now have a warm and safe and happy home with you.

Posted by: bluebell at November 20, 2019 08:07 PM (aXucN)

93


Keep f*cking that Chicken Kiev Democrats.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2019 08:05 PM (fhDmL)


hahahaha !!

Posted by: de runner at November 20, 2019 08:07 PM (zr5Kq)

94 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2019 08:04 PM (dNzKv)

God bless you and give you strength. That's quite an undertaking. Four toddlers!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2019 08:07 PM (WI7YS)

95 Last time I checked 3 head were enough.
Posted by: Ben Had

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Thanks! - just getting started on my homework with it all but wanted to touch base with you first.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 08:07 PM (Y4EXg)

96 >>>59 chien de garde !

heh, I wonder how you would say that. Maybe it is chien de garde but that sounds cumbersome.

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 08:07 PM (PbpT7)

97 I also hope the last four years of Trump involve multiple live executions by guillotines.

That's the only French I know.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 20, 2019 08:07 PM (GoNER)

98
Another 27 year old reporter.


I told you all they are dumber than dirt.



They're the Participation Trophy Generation. Their self-esteem is through the roof. And they're pig-ignorant. Dunning-Kruger on steroids.

Years ago, a 27-year-old had grown up. Probably had a full dose of adult responsibilities, and had seen some struggle and had to overcome it.

These assholes curl up in a fetal position when they can't charge their phones.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 08:07 PM (oVJmc)

99 Ya know, that Sondland guy hit every branch on the way down the ugly tree.

Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2019 08:07 PM (8/tIV)

100 We now have 4 children all age 2.

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Mis en garde.

You can have my martini. Both of my martinis. You have the greater need.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 20, 2019 08:07 PM (Y3Dab)

101 63 The Ass Trophy family has grown by 2! Billy's twin sisters have arrived courtesy of child protective services. We now have 4 children all age 2.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2019 08:04 PM (dNzKv)



Congratulations, and my deepest sympathies.

Posted by: buzzion at November 20, 2019 08:07 PM (Z7lwY)

102 39 et le garde vieux, moi meme.

Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at November 20, 2019 08:07 PM (ms2Wv)

103 Good work, today Ace.

Go ahead and take the Morning off tomorrow.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 08:08 PM (hNE8k)

104 Some people in France did some things.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 08:08 PM (2B9A/)

105 When are the debates that I'm not going to watch start?

Posted by: Sooner at November 20, 2019 08:08 PM (l/v/h)

106 Epstein ne s'est pas tue'

Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2019 08:08 PM (M0u+N)

107 67
I wonder what would happen if I started chugging from my flask while on the bus.


Posted by: Nurse ratched


Heh, put it in a brown paper bag, they won't lay a finger on you.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 08:08 PM (LOq4H)

108 When I translate French stories, I almost always translate the French mis en garde as "indicted."

Perhaps they should have said "regardez". Isn't that more or less the same as "hey, a**hole, some s***'s coming your way"?

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 08:08 PM (T6t7i)

109 Any day now Capt Schiff will kill his Great Orange Whale, just as soon as Wylie Coyote carches the Roadrunner while using Acme products.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2019 08:08 PM (fhDmL)

110 103 Good work, today Ace.

Go ahead and take the Morning off tomorrow.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 08:08 PM (hNE8k)


As long as I get the afternoon off...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:08 PM (zBaqJ)

111 Still is, as far as I know. It may be the last use the French language has.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 08:04 PM (7rVsF)


I trust you are right, I just wasn't sure it still was.

Russian wasn't kulturny.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 08:03 PM (3Z6pZ)


Russian, the language of peasants, da!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 08:08 PM (BiNEL)

112 Best news about tonight's debate: Julian Castro did not qualify

It was the sign at the door saying "You have to be this high ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 08:08 PM (DXT9A)

113 Beware le pit bull fuckhead

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 20, 2019 08:09 PM (Y3Dab)

114 The best thing you can do with google translate is make it say filthy things in foreign languages. I like to make it say filthy things about xi and the chicom.

Dictators hate filthy things like porn and freedom.

Posted by: not so at November 20, 2019 08:09 PM (HALdu)

115 When are the debates that I'm not going to watch start?
Posted by: Sooner at November 20, 2019 08:08 PM (l/v/h)


Maybe they'll be delayed until after the Shiff-show like ESPN does for basketball games.

Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 08:09 PM (NiXyF)

116 63 The Ass Trophy family has grown by 2! Billy's twin sisters have arrived courtesy of child protective services. We now have 4 children all age 2.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2019 08:04 PM (dNzKv)

On the plus side, Lady Ass Trophy did not have to give birth to twins.

Congratulations and thanks for being there for kids.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 08:09 PM (2B9A/)

117 It was routine for Czarist Russian nobility to speak French, sometimes better than they spoke Russian, as surprising as that might sound.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Pfft. I spoke impeccable Austrian.

Posted by: Prince Albert at November 20, 2019 08:09 PM (hnyqs)

118 "mis si horny" -- French prostitute in Saigon

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 08:09 PM (PbpT7)

119 Posted by: Sooner at November 20, 2019 08:08 PM (l/v/h)

9:00

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2019 08:09 PM (WI7YS)

120 Julia Ioffe is kinda like a puppy: cute but very simple. I mean this is dumb even by the desultory standards of contemporary journalism.

Yeah, she never quits crapping on the carpet...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 20, 2019 08:09 PM (7s3Gx)

121 86 All 4 of Sondland's attorneys were Democrat donors.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 20, 2019 08:06 PM (wiXsO)



who wudda thunk it?

damn, should have bought a lottery ticket!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 08:09 PM (sy5kK)

122 Reminder: True Conservative writer at the True Conservative Commentary "magazine" Noah Rothman was one of the first pushers of Fusion GPS' Russia Collusion talking points

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Oooh... tough juxtaposition in the sidebar, with the Washington Free Beacon link just below.

Reminder: WFB, under the editorship of Matthew Continetti (who is composed of Soy-5000, and Bill Kristol's SiL) was implemental in pushing the pee-pee party dossier.

They replaced him in September. Their new EiC is a millennial Leftist reporter from Politico, named Eliana Johnson.

Fuck them forever.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 20, 2019 08:09 PM (5aX2M)

123 Epstein ne s'est pas tue´.

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2019 08:09 PM (fK2gX)

124 105 When are the debates that I'm not going to watch start?
Posted by: Sooner at November 20, 2019 08:08 PM (l/v/h)


9 PM Eastern, but you can not watch the MSNBC pre-show about a half-hour or so before it starts.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 08:10 PM (dOV9E)

125 Years ago, a 27-year-old had grown up. Probably had a full dose of adult responsibilities, and had seen some struggle and had to overcome it.

These assholes curl up in a fetal position when they can't charge their phones.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 08

So much this. I had two kids and was working construction full time. Went to college 6 years later.

Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2019 08:10 PM (8/tIV)

126 It is a good point Ace makes here. We ethnocentric and provincial American forget sometimes that foreign languages are not just translations of English. The French have words that mean only something to them. They come from a different legal background. Were we come from English Common law, they come from the Napoleonic Codes.

the funny thing about the French and Americans is the main reason they have always conflicted. They are the only two civilizations that over the centuries have not only thought of themselves as the best, but as the model for others.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 08:10 PM (n13/j)

127 The Ass Trophy family has grown by 2! Billy's twin sisters have arrived courtesy of child protective services. We now have 4 children all age 2.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

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Yea!!! Jumping up and down with happiness for you all.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 08:10 PM (Y4EXg)

128 Maybe it's, En garde, motherfucker.

Posted by: Sooner at November 20, 2019 08:10 PM (l/v/h)

129 well, guard dog is in fact chien de garde, as the commenter upthread said.

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 08:10 PM (PbpT7)

130 Best news about tonight's debate: Julian Castro did not qualify

It was the sign at the door saying "You have to be this high ..."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

He could borrow Rubio's HispanoBoots.

Posted by: Miklos, seeing options at November 20, 2019 08:10 PM (QzkSJ)

131 {{{infidel}}}

how are you?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 08:10 PM (ykYG2)

132 heh, I wonder how you would say that. Maybe it is chien de garde but that sounds cumbersome.





Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 08:07 PM (PbpT7)


I think it is chiens de garde ? Watchdogs ?

Posted by: de runner at November 20, 2019 08:11 PM (zr5Kq)

133 63 The Ass Trophy family has grown by 2! Billy's twin sisters have arrived courtesy of child protective services. We now have 4 children all age 2.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2019 08:04 PM (dNzKv)


Congratulations! (And the very best of luck!)

Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2019 08:11 PM (TdMsT)

134 Pfft. I spoke impeccable Austrian.
Posted by: Prince Albert at November 20, 2019 08:09 PM (hnyqs)
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Get out of that can!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 08:11 PM (3Z6pZ)

135 >>>>I think it is chiens de garde ? Watchdogs ?


mais oui, I just noted that a couple of minutes ago.

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 08:11 PM (PbpT7)

136 It was routine for Czarist Russian nobility to speak French, sometimes better than they spoke Russian, as surprising as that might sound.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 08:06 PM (DXT9A)



Been listening to the Revolutions podcast and he's covering the Russian revolutions right now. He mentioned how the Russian royalty basically would go getting their sons brides from all those German principalities to where the Nicholas II was a lot more German than Russian in his lineage.

Posted by: buzzion at November 20, 2019 08:11 PM (Z7lwY)

137 How do you say Get Fucked in Surrender Language?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 20, 2019 08:11 PM (GoNER)

138 I wish the Demofascists would take questions from the horde tonight. Post-cocktails.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 20, 2019 08:11 PM (Y3Dab)

139 All 4 of Sondland's attorneys were Democrat donors.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 20, 2019 08:06 PM (wiXsO)


Wasn't Sondland a early Jeb! supporter (not that there is any noticeable difference)?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 08:11 PM (BiNEL)

140 Isn't there some restaurant job called something like garde manger?

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 08:11 PM (dOV9E)

141
Could also mean something along the lines of protection?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:11 PM (zBaqJ)

142 Oh, look, according to WIki, Julia Ioffe is Russian-born.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 08:11 PM (oVJmc)

143 i thought it would be like "chien vigi" or something.

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 08:12 PM (PbpT7)

144 With google translate you get to hear how "surprise anal" sounds in any language you wish.

You get to hear how the words sound, you know, because surprise anal more or less sounds the same wherever you are.

Posted by: not so at November 20, 2019 08:12 PM (HALdu)

145 Pfft. I spoke impeccable Austrian.
Posted by: Prince Albert at November 20, 2019 08:09 PM (hnyqs)


As did George III, who never really learned English.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 08:12 PM (DXT9A)

146 We now have 4 children all age 2.

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<ponders 4 toddlers and begins trembling, but gathers self to type>
Congratulations! You are truly a special person.

<resumes trembling>

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 20, 2019 08:12 PM (8AONa)

147 137 How do you say Get Fucked in Surrender Language?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 20, 2019 08:11 PM (GoNER)


"Nuts."

- - Anthony McAuliffe

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:12 PM (zBaqJ)

148 Been a long time, but IIRC Tolstoy used a lot of French phrases in "War
and Peace", and French was the "official" language of diplomacy for
many many years.


A lingua franca, if you will.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 08:12 PM (T6t7i)

149

(I just tried to post "Epstein didn't kill himself" in Ukrainian, but Pixy ranked the attmept as a violation of the Geneva Conventions and rejected the comment.)

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2019 08:12 PM (fK2gX)

150
God bless and best wishes to the augmented Clan Ass Trophy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 08:12 PM (7rVsF)

151 I didn't say that.

What did I say?

Posted by: Ken Starr at November 20, 2019 08:12 PM (WTo7J)

152 You know why Xi will not have Winnie the Pooh shot?

The firing squad might shoot him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2019 08:13 PM (fhDmL)

153 The Ass Trophy family has grown by 2!

Words that can be spoken only at the HQ.

Ass Trophy family > Biden family

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 08:13 PM (ykYG2)

154 137 How do you say Get Fucked in Surrender Language?



Hi Bernie!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 08:13 PM (sy5kK)

155 Maybe it's, En garde, motherfucker.
Posted by: Sooner at November 20, 2019 08:10 PM (l/v/h)


Said right after running him through.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 08:13 PM (DXT9A)

156 42 yes Earl Bluemenauer. He has been leading protests at Sondland properties.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 20, 2019 08:13 PM (v2Axo)

157 Word on the street is the founder of Burisma is playing golf with Jimmy Hoffa.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2019 08:13 PM (j3npP)

158 @realDonaldTrump 9 minutes ago

Watch @TuckerCarlson, @seanhannity, @IngrahamAngle. Big News!



Anyone watching?

Posted by: Tami at November 20, 2019 08:13 PM (cF8AT)

159 We now have 4 children all age 2.



We had three in 14 months. I got snipped before things got any worse.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 08:14 PM (oVJmc)

160 Mis en plas: put all the crap you're gonna need on the counter before you start.

Does that help?

Posted by: IrishEi at November 20, 2019 08:14 PM (sGotD)

161 156 42 yes Earl Bluemenauer. He has been leading protests at Sondland properties.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 20, 2019 08:13 PM (v2Axo)


AG Barr should arrest the miscreant and charge him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:14 PM (zBaqJ)

162 We now have 4 children all age 2.

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Prepare yourself for a lifetime of funny looks from folks that ask the kids ages.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 08:14 PM (Y4EXg)

163 Oh, I'm sure NBC would be equally as GOTCHA if a leftist outlet "erroneously" reported that a Trump "confidant" had been indicted when only facing a "signed notice of suspicion", right?

Of fucking course not. Because, Two Americas.

Posted by: DocJ at November 20, 2019 08:14 PM (DU2N9)

164 I don't want to be the defendant. I always assume the defendant is guilty.

Posted by: Frank Reynolds, Non-Defendant at November 20, 2019 08:14 PM (PbpT7)

165
As did George III, who never really learned English.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 08:12 PM (DXT9A)


*polite cough*

George I

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 08:14 PM (7rVsF)

166 Anyone watching?
Posted by: Tami at November 20, 2019 08:13 PM (cF8AT)
~~~~~

Yep. Tucker's on...nothing spectacular yet.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 20, 2019 08:14 PM (sGotD)

167 Perhaps they should have said "regardez". Isn't that more or less the same as "hey, a**hole, some s***'s coming your way"?

-
"Voila!" is cooler.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2019 08:15 PM (+y/Ru)

168 mais oui, I just noted that a couple of minutes ago.





Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 08:11 PM (PbpT7)

oh, excuse moi !

Posted by: de runner at November 20, 2019 08:15 PM (zr5Kq)

169 As did George III, who never really learned English.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 08:12 PM (DXT9A)
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You're thinking of his grandfather George I, who was 100% schnitzel-sucker. George III was born in England, and in his first speech from the throne, stated, "I glory in the name of "Englishman"".

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 08:15 PM (3Z6pZ)

170 "And a word to my fellow American Jews: This president makes this possible. Here. Where you live. I hope the embassy move over there, where you don't live was worth it."

- Noted horrible wretch Julia Ioffe, via Twitter, while the bodies at the Tree of Life Synagogue in Pittsburgh were still warm

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2019 08:15 PM (t+qrx)

171 >>>154 137 How do you say Get Fucked in Surrender Language?

it's something like "Va te Faire Foutre," abbreviated VTTF

which is like "go make yourself fucked"

Posted by: Frank Reynolds, Non-Defendant at November 20, 2019 08:15 PM (PbpT7)

172 I mean VTFF

Posted by: Frank Reynolds, Non-Defendant at November 20, 2019 08:16 PM (PbpT7)

173

The lengths Ace will go to show off his French.

Posted by: Prince Andrew at November 20, 2019 08:16 PM (MBgz5)

174 Sorry, George I was George III's great grandfather.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 08:16 PM (3Z6pZ)

175 We now have 4 children all age 2.

Enjoy it while you can. They'll be 13 soon enough, and your life will turn to s***. The good news is they'll eventually go off to college and turn back in to human beings some time thereafter.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 08:16 PM (T6t7i)

176 *polite cough*

George I
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 08:14 PM (7rVsF)


Him too. IIRC, Queen Victoria was actually better with German than English as well.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 08:16 PM (DXT9A)

177
hahaha, "prince andrew"

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 20, 2019 08:16 PM (MBgz5)

178 >>>"Voila!" is cooler.

or just "Attention!"

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 08:16 PM (PbpT7)

179 174 Sorry, George I was George III's great grandfather.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 08:16 PM (3Z6pZ)


His father was George 2.5?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:16 PM (zBaqJ)

180 {{{bth}}} I'm in a foul mood. Not feeling great and the weather is miserable. They came and started the gas fireplace last week. (The gas had to be turned off this summer for asbestos remediation.) The glass cracked and will cost almost $400 to replace and a 21+ day wait. It's pyrex glass.

How be you?

Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2019 08:16 PM (8/tIV)

181 Sean Davis on Tucker

Posted by: redridinghood at November 20, 2019 08:16 PM (wiXsO)

182 174 Sorry, George I was George III's great grandfather.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 08:16 PM (3Z6pZ)


Eh. Overrated.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 08:16 PM (dOV9E)

183 As did George III, who never really learned English.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 08:12 PM (DXT9A)

*polite cough*

George I

-
George III didn't learn American.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2019 08:16 PM (+y/Ru)

184 >>>The lengths Ace will go to show off his French.


I've moved off French on to italian and i'm loving it!!!!

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 08:17 PM (PbpT7)

185 177
hahaha, "prince andrew"

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 20, 2019 08:16 PM (MBgz5)


The Pederast Formerly Known as Prince... Andrew. I need a weird symbol for that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:17 PM (zBaqJ)

186 Sean Davis on Tucker's show.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 08:17 PM (ptqGC)

187 How do you say Get Fucked in Surrender Language?
===


f word is foutre...i think

Posted by: de runner at November 20, 2019 08:17 PM (zr5Kq)

188 184 >>>The lengths Ace will go to show off his French.


I've moved off French on to italian and i'm loving it!!!!
Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 08:17 PM (PbpT7)


Bravo! Bravissimo!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:17 PM (zBaqJ)

189
(I just tried to post "Epstein didn't kill himself" in Ukrainian, but Pixy ranked the attmept as a violation of the Geneva Conventions and rejected the comment.)
Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2019 08:12 PM (fK2gX)

Vy bach te

Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2019 08:17 PM (TdMsT)

190 Motherfuckinghamsterfucker


I wonder how that translates.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 20, 2019 08:17 PM (QUD4S)

191
Achtung!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 20, 2019 08:17 PM (MBgz5)

192 Word on the street is the founder of Burisma is playing golf with Jimmy Hoffa.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2019 08:13 PM (j3npP)



Some balls are getting washed, but I don't think that's golf they're playing...

Posted by: NC Ref at November 20, 2019 08:17 PM (Dxxm/)

193 Congratulations to the Cat Ass Trophy family for successfully navigating the shark-infested..... er, bureaucratic waters of CPS!

Let the apple juice flow!

Posted by: pookysgirl, non-mistress of all she surveys at November 20, 2019 08:18 PM (XKZwp)

194 Even Wiki, that bastion of alt-right, Trump-loving monsters agrees that the guy has been indicted. That took 3 minutes and 2 searches.

As of 2019, Zlochevsky is reported to live in Monaco.[14]

On November 14, 2019 Zlochevsky was indicted by Ukraine's Office of the Prosecutor General claiming among other things that Hunter Biden and his partners received $16.5 million for their 'services." [19] According to Ukrainian authorities Zlochevsky is suspected of "theft of government funds on an especially large scale". Still according to the Ukrainian authorities, the criminal investigation on suspicion of embezzlement is on hold, because Zlochevsky whereabouts cannot presently be determined.[20]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mykola_Zlochevsky

Posted by: WarEagle82 at November 20, 2019 08:18 PM (+Kpte)

195
I've moved off French on to italian and i'm loving it!!!!

Posted by: ace



Wow. Do you know Sophia Loren?

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 08:18 PM (T6t7i)

196 I've moved off French on to italian and i'm loving it!!!!
Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 08:17 PM



Off David French?

Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 08:18 PM (786Ro)

197 yes Earl Bluemenauer. He has been leading protests at Sondland properties.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 20, 2019 08:13 PM (v2Axo)
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That dick-wipe is my rep. Or at least I think he is. I live right on the boundary of two districts, and it shifts back and forth with each census.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 08:18 PM (3Z6pZ)

198 170 "And a word to my fellow American Jews: This president makes this possible. Here. Where you live. I hope the embassy move over there, where you don't live was worth it."

- Noted horrible wretch Julia Ioffe, via Twitter, while the bodies at the Tree of Life Synagogue in Pittsburgh were still warm
Posted by: hogmartin



Never Let a Crisis Go to Waste.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 08:18 PM (WTo7J)

199 >>>f word is foutre...i think

yes. the command wold be "vas te faire foutre' "or "go get yourself fucked"

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 08:18 PM (PbpT7)

200 George III didn't learn American.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2019 08:16 PM (+y/Ru)


BUT, he sure as Hell learned a few things about Americans!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 08:18 PM (BiNEL)

201 158 @realDonaldTrump 9 minutes ago

Watch @TuckerCarlson, @seanhannity, @IngrahamAngle. Big News!



Anyone watching?
Posted by: Tami at November 20, 2019 08:13 PM (cF8AT)


I DVR them, but Hannity, I play back at a faster speed because the sound goes away, and I can still get an idea of what he is talking about by looking at the graphic behind him that keeps changing quickly.

I go to normal speed when he has a guest, but only until he cuts them off mid-sentence, then speed it back up again.

Unlike Hannity, I was taught basic manners. Well, maybe he was taught too, don't want to throw shade against his mother, but at least I remembered them.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 08:18 PM (sy5kK)

202 One uncharacteristically precise thing about the French is their legal system, as we all probably know. Mise en garde will have a very clearly defined role in their legal process, thanks to their code based system.

My lefty law professor brother might know, because he was a clerk after law school, in their Conseil d'Etat (many moons ago). Of course it will take 45 minutes to hear him out, so I'm a little nervous about opening the flood gates.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 20, 2019 08:19 PM (Y3Dab)

203 Sorry, I just checked, and you're right, George III spoke English natively.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 08:19 PM (DXT9A)

204 Just got home. Too much content, not enough time. Why does dad have spittle-flecked hack Chris Matthews on instead of the local 5 o'clock news? I miss something?

Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 08:19 PM (786Ro)

205
The Pederast Formerly Known as Prince... Andrew. I need a weird symbol for that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Is "prince andrew" already in the urban dictionary? If not, let's put it in.

What shall we say a "prince andrew" is? Ladies?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 20, 2019 08:19 PM (MBgz5)

206 moved off French on to italian
==
The Paolo, he understand....it is , how you say, always happens.

Posted by: The Paolo at November 20, 2019 08:19 PM (zr5Kq)

207 or vas te faire enculee (go get yourself sodomized)

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 08:19 PM (PbpT7)

208 mais oui, I just noted that a couple of minutes ago.

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Alright. Alright. May we?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2019 08:19 PM (+y/Ru)

209 >>>The Paolo, he understand....it is , how you say, always happens.


si.

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 08:19 PM (PbpT7)

210 -
mis en garde

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Always thought "en garde" meant "get your sword up, dummy, I'm about to get stabby".

Posted by: irright at November 20, 2019 08:19 PM (RVcmP)

211 Cat Ass Trophy

Congratulations. That's quite a handful!

Posted by: Infidel at November 20, 2019 08:20 PM (8/tIV)

212 The only purpose I've ever seen to learning French is if I need to tell someone that my aunt has a red pen.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 08:20 PM (oVJmc)

213 170 "And a word to my fellow American Jews: This president makes this possible. Here. Where you live. I hope the embassy move over there, where you don't live was worth it."

- Noted horrible wretch Julia Ioffe, via Twitter, while the bodies at the Tree of Life Synagogue in Pittsburgh were still warm
Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2019 08:15 PM (t+qrx)


Reminds me of Churchill in WWII. He suggested releasing mines into a German river, and people told him it would make the Germans very angry. He wrote, "This idea of not irritating the enemy did not commend itself to me."

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 08:20 PM (dOV9E)

214 Wanted: Retroactive Memory-holing

Contact NBC.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 20, 2019 08:20 PM (iw59Q)

215 A garde manger in a formal kitchen is usually responsible for all cold food production.

Posted by: Kazi at November 20, 2019 08:20 PM (0x00j)

216
E, come si dice?, sempre succede.

Posted by: Il Paolo at November 20, 2019 08:20 PM (PbpT7)

217 In France it's "Le Motherfuckerhamsterfucker"

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 08:20 PM (NWiLs)

218 yes. the command wold be "vas te faire foutre' "or "go get yourself fucked"
Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 08:18 PM


beaucoup de rires vas te faire foutre *


*Bing translator

Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 08:20 PM (786Ro)

219 Which Italian are you on. to?

First, it was the Vespa....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 08:20 PM (ptqGC)

220 His father was George 2.5?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:16 PM (zBaqJ)
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*pedant cap on*
George III was the son of George II's son, Frederick. "Fretz" was utterly detested by both his mother and father, and they were not aggrieved when he died of a sporting injury before he could come to the throne.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 08:20 PM (3Z6pZ)

221 Let me sum up the debate for you:

Orange Man Bad.

Free Shit.

Biden sniffs Buttigieg.

Posted by: MJ at November 20, 2019 08:21 PM (gAMkn)

222 because Zlochevsky whereabouts cannot presently be determined.[20]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mykola_Zlochevsky

Posted by: WarEagle82 at November 20, 2019 08:18 PM (+Kpte)


He and Epstein are on a cruise...

across the River Styx!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 08:21 PM (BiNEL)

223 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 20, 2019 08:09 PM (5aX2M)



_________



O/T: saw the following comment by one of your socks late last night and wanted you to know that I'm STILL chuckling:



413 And it happened in the course of time that Jonah brought from the sushi at the gas station an offering to the Lord.

And Ace too had brought from the choice hobos of his alley, and the Lord regarded Ace and his offering but did not regard Jonah and his offering. And Jonah was very incensed, and his face fell, for he could not afford even the pants of the hobo Ace had offered the Lord.

Posted by: Hobo Torah at November 19, 2019 09:28 PM (Au0CU)

Posted by: ShainS at November 20, 2019 08:21 PM (EqwcA)

224 Noted horrible wretch Julia Ioffe, via Twitter, while the bodies at the Tree of Life Synagogue in Pittsburgh were still warm

----

Personally, I'll never forget that.

That little cunt resides near the top of my shit list.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 20, 2019 08:21 PM (5aX2M)

225 >>>Always thought "en garde" meant "get your sword up, dummy, I'm about to get stabby".

it does mean that too. but mis on garde means "put on guard."

Posted by: Il Paolo at November 20, 2019 08:21 PM (PbpT7)

226 Regardez is more like "hey!" (or "hey, look!")

Voila is more like "there it is!"

anyway this is all very interesting. I wonder if younger people had poor foreign language instruction in addition to their other maleducation? because they ought to be able to anticipate this type of misapprehension

you'd think

by now


Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 20, 2019 08:21 PM (Rarvo)

227
I learned all my French from the back of shampoo bottles.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 20, 2019 08:21 PM (MBgz5)

228 I was told there would be no foreign language or math here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 08:21 PM (ptqGC)

229 I've moved off French on to italian and i'm loving it!!!!
Posted by: ace

Wait till he decides to take up Greek.

Posted by: Miklos, seeing a Mediterranean diet at November 20, 2019 08:21 PM (QzkSJ)

230 Hard to look forward to a debate, but I'm curious about what attacks everyone will use on the new Democratic Frontrunner, Poses-In-Holocaust-Museum Butt Boy.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 08:22 PM (dOV9E)

231 because Zlochevsky whereabouts cannot presently be determined.


He's hiding under Joseph MIfsud's bed.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 08:22 PM (oVJmc)

232 They can deny reality all they want, but it will work as well as the Japanese denying that they lost four carriers at Midway.


(Of course, when actual warrants for trials appear this will be proof of Trump's corruption in getting Ukraine to blah, blah, de blah.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 08:23 PM (lnWzE)

233 The only purpose I've ever seen to learning French is if I need to tell someone that my aunt has a red pen.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 08:20 PM (oVJmc)

"on the table"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 08:23 PM (BiNEL)

234 Welcome to Ace of Spades HQ, a subsidiary of Smart MilBlog, LLC. Come for the pithy commentary on the important issues of the day.

Stay for suggestions on how to say naughty words in French.

Posted by: DocJ at November 20, 2019 08:23 PM (DU2N9)

235 Personally, I'll never forget that.

That little cunt resides near the top of my shit list.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 20, 2019 08:21 PM (5aX2M)


I wouldn't piss in her face if it were on fire.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2019 08:23 PM (t+qrx)

236 I'll bet Vindman speaks Greek.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 08:23 PM (ptqGC)

237 BUT, he sure as Hell learned a few things about Americans!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 08:18 PM (BiNEL)
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After the war, he came to admire Washington. He commented that if he stepped down from power, he would be the greatest man in the world.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 08:23 PM (3Z6pZ)

238 158 @realDonaldTrump 9 minutes ago

Watch @TuckerCarlson, @seanhannity, @IngrahamAngle. Big News!



Anyone watching?
Posted by: Tami at November 20, 2019 08:13 PM (cF8AT)


I DVR them, but Hannity, I play back at a faster speed because the sound goes away, and I can still get an idea of what he is talking about by looking at the graphic behind him that keeps changing quickly.

I go to normal speed when he has a guest, but only until he cuts them off mid-sentence, then speed it back up again.

Unlike Hannity, I was taught basic manners. Well, maybe he was taught too, don't want to throw shade against his mother, but at least I remembered them.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 08:18 PM (sy5kK)
*************
I'm watching. No big news yet, accept the Dems are insane,but y'all knew that.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 20, 2019 08:23 PM (wiXsO)

239 How hilarious would it be if first Hunter and then Potato Salad Joe are indicted by Ukraine?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2019 08:23 PM (j3npP)

240 Just watching a little of "McCabe and Mrs.Miller"

and it struck me that it was like an earlier period of the "MASH" flick

looked it up and same director

figures

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 08:23 PM (rpxSz)

241
As did George III, who never really learned English.


Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 08:12 PM (DXT9A)



Wot? Wot?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 08:23 PM (ekmlY)

242 jeffery epstein ne s'est pas suicidé.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 08:23 PM (2B9A/)

243 "Fretz" was utterly detested by both his mother and father, and they
were not aggrieved when he died of a sporting injury before he could
come to the throne.


Probably for the best, then. That would have been one messed up king.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 08:23 PM (T6t7i)

244 Learn French, soon you're no better than a Canadian.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 08:23 PM (oVJmc)

245 I have thought it was weird someone would study French. Russian, German, English, even Chinese and Japanese, sure, but French, not as if they are going to invade your country or something.

Posted by: not so at November 20, 2019 08:23 PM (HALdu)

246 "Always thought 'en garde' meant 'get your sword up, dummy, I'm about to get stabby'."

I learned this from watching Tom and Jerry.

Posted by: Chris M at November 20, 2019 08:23 PM (6XZdO)

247 A number of family's friends still attend Tree of Life, though we moved from the Burgh. Fuck Ioffe. Good and hard.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 20, 2019 08:24 PM (5aX2M)

248 @realDonaldTrump 9 minutes ago



Watch @TuckerCarlson, @seanhannity, @IngrahamAngle. Big News!



Anyone watching?

Posted by: Tami at November 20, 2019 08:13 PM (cF8AT)


Sean Davis was just on. And Tucker laid out a pile of facts about the hearings.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 08:24 PM (ptqGC)

249 Джеффри Эпштейн не покончил с собой

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 08:24 PM (2B9A/)

250 Wait till he decides to take up Greek.

Posted by: Miklos, seeing a Mediterranean diet at November 20, 2019 08:21 PM (QzkSJ)


Tell me more....

Posted by: Pete Buttgig at November 20, 2019 08:24 PM (BiNEL)

251 Is Brett Baer a power lifter?

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 20, 2019 08:24 PM (gwQ4h)

252 244 Learn French, soon you're no better than a Canadian.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 08:23 PM (oVJmc)


Poutine is a gateway drug.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 08:24 PM (dOV9E)

253 I learned all my French from the back of shampoo bottles.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 20, 2019 08:21 PM (MBgz5)



I learned it from the Pink Panther movies. You have received ze bumpf.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 08:24 PM (ekmlY)

254

Wait till he decides to take up Greek.

Posted by: Miklos, seeing a Mediterranean diet at November 20, 2019 08:21 PM (QzkSJ)

no, not after Italian. non e possibile. assolutamente no.

Posted by: The Paolo at November 20, 2019 08:24 PM (zr5Kq)

255 ACE I FOUND IT

https://rm.coe.int/16802f6016

Code of Criminal Procedure of Ukraine

Chapter 22 Aricles 276 -278 detail the Notice of Suspicion which is written by or under the authority of the prosecutor, to be served as part of the pre-trial investigation

starts at page 137

Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 20, 2019 08:25 PM (G546f)

256 I'll bet Vindman speaks Greek.

Effluently.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 08:25 PM (oVJmc)

257 Like Ukraine has Interpol issue red letters on the Bidet boys?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2019 08:25 PM (fhDmL)

258 Italian is a beautiful language for sure. And the pronunciation is much easier than French. The only problem is it is not spoken in many places other than Italy. Many in Italy speak French but few in France Speak Italian.

one country many don't realize Italian is spoken in is Switzerland. In fact, it is an official language of Switzerland.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 08:25 PM (n13/j)

259 Personally, I'll never forget that.

That little cunt resides near the top of my shit list.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 20, 2019 08:21 PM (5aX2M)

I wouldn't piss in her face if it were on fire.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2019 08:23 PM (t+qrx)

I'd piss and crap on her face if it was on fire.

Posted by: DocJ at November 20, 2019 08:25 PM (DU2N9)

260 -
--
Is Brett Baer a power lifter?


Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 20, 2019 08:24 PM

--------------

I believe the phrase is "power bottom".

Posted by: irright at November 20, 2019 08:25 PM (RVcmP)

261 Zlochevsky looks pretty much exactly like an Super Villain Type

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 20, 2019 08:25 PM (Rarvo)

262 Is Brett Baer a power lifter?
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 20, 2019 08:24 PM (gwQ4h)



you misspelled bottom.

Posted by: not so at November 20, 2019 08:25 PM (HALdu)

263 253 I learned it from the Pink Panther movies. You have received ze bumpf.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 08:24 PM (ekmlY)


Yeah, me too. At least I know how to say "chimpanzee minkey."

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 08:25 PM (dOV9E)

264
We've always taken charge from behind.

Now that our candidate is leading, we're confused as to our next target.

Posted by: Otters for Buttigieg 2020 at November 20, 2019 08:26 PM (sy5kK)

265 Джеффри Эпштейн не покончил с собой
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 08:24 PM (2B9A/)


Nice.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2019 08:26 PM (t+qrx)

266 >>>And the pronunciation is much easier than French. The only problem is it is not spoken in many places other than Italy. Many in Italy speak French but few in France Speak Italian.

yeah, it's easier to understand. French has a lot of unclear vowel sounds that shade into eachother. Italian is more like Spanish with clear vowel sounds that are reasonably different from other vowels.

Posted by: Il Paolo at November 20, 2019 08:26 PM (PbpT7)

267 Infidel : I'm doing okay this week. Can't recall I did anything useful besides work.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 08:26 PM (ykYG2)

268 And an indictment is an accusation in writing from a grand jury.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 08:26 PM (lnWzE)

269

Like the Repucs play failure theatre, are the Dems doing that now? Seems to me to be very convenient that everything they are doing is leading to their embarrassment.

Easier to fundraise off Trump?

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 08:26 PM (lg/F7)

270 "on the table"



Sur la table. I have no idea why I know that. Oh, wait, yes I do. It was the young braless woman in the "Let's Go" French instruction videos. At least I think that was the name of the series.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 08:26 PM (T6t7i)

271 Italian is a beautiful language for sure.

It has similarities to Spanish, but sexier. And I'm a hand talker, so I fit right in.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 08:26 PM (ptqGC)

272 Posted by: ShainS at November 20, 2019 08:21 PM (EqwcA)

-----

Glad it was good for a laugh

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 20, 2019 08:27 PM (5aX2M)

273 On Amtrak we don't get to watch Tucker. So, instead, I have "You Don't Love Me Anymore" from the Allman Bros Fillmore East on blast level. Its very difficult to sit still while that song is going strong.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 20, 2019 08:27 PM (Y3Dab)

274 The only purpose I've ever seen to learning French is if I need to tell someone that my aunt has a red pen.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Good.
Very good.

Posted by: MarkY at November 20, 2019 08:27 PM (HbhkC)

275
This is worst most awful music video you will ever see:

The kid from Eight Is Enough and Phoebe Cates touching each other, while Phoebe sings a terrible song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5unUigM1ZFQ

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 20, 2019 08:27 PM (MBgz5)

276 His father was George 2.5?

Fookin' Euroweenies and their stupid metric system...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 20, 2019 08:27 PM (HaL55)

277 He commented that if he stepped down from power, he would be the greatest man in the world.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 08:23 PM (3Z6pZ)


I always thought that was a most impressive compliment from a reigning King to a rebellious former Subject.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 08:27 PM (BiNEL)

278 mise en place is when you get your ingredients staged for the fabulous dish you're about to prepare.

Posted by: kallisto at November 20, 2019 08:27 PM (3nTd6)

279 Nice.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2019 08:26 PM (t+qrx)

Gurgle translate and a converter. You do not even want to see what Pixy shat out when I pasted the original.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 08:27 PM (2B9A/)

280 one country many don't realize Italian is spoken in is Switzerland. In fact, it is an official language of Switzerland.

They had one valley which spoke such a divergent dialect of Italian they claimed it was a separate language, "Rhaeto Romanic" or "Romansch". I don't know if they speak it anymore or if they've just decided, "fuck it, this is just bad Italian".

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 08:27 PM (ykYG2)

281 Sur la table is Kennedyish for grab that waitress by her hair and bring her over here.

Posted by: not so at November 20, 2019 08:28 PM (HALdu)

282 Cantonese is the most fun to listen to, among the short list of "languages that sound like you are yelling when you speak them."

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 08:28 PM (dOV9E)

283 It's easy to speak any foreign language.

You just have to TALK LOUDER!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 08:28 PM (DXT9A)

284

In fact, that Phoebe Cates video is on par with The London Boys for cringe.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 20, 2019 08:28 PM (MBgz5)

285 Best way to learn Italian tongue, is to, how you say, study it closely.

Posted by: The Paolo at November 20, 2019 08:28 PM (zr5Kq)

286 Джеффри Эпштейн не покончил с собой
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

You have obviously read the Venona Transcripts.

Posted by: Miklosov Miklosevich at November 20, 2019 08:28 PM (QzkSJ)

287 Man this is getting good gonna grab some Corn Pop !

Posted by: Joey Biden at November 20, 2019 08:29 PM (am9TE)

288 If you're ever in Italy, whatever you do, do NOT make the okay sign to someone.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 08:29 PM (ptqGC)

289 277
He commented that if he stepped down from power, he would be the greatest man in the world.



Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 08:23 PM (3Z6pZ)



I always thought that was a most impressive compliment from a reigning King to a rebellious former Subject.


I read somewhere that Napoleon, on his death bed, said "they wanted me to be another Washington".

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 08:29 PM (T6t7i)

290 Lars Larsen was talking about Earl Blumenauer today. He definitely calls it witness tampering.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 20, 2019 08:29 PM (JKNZq)

291
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 08:24 PM (2B9A/)

Nice.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2019 08:26 PM (t+qrx)
**********
LOL.
Jeffrey Epstein did not commit suicide.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 20, 2019 08:29 PM (wiXsO)

292 251 Is Brett Baer a power lifter?
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 20, 2019 08:24 PM (gwQ4h)

Brett has to have quite a bit of strength to pull Krauthammer out of the ground just to sniff his ass

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 08:29 PM (rpxSz)

293 When he was about five, one of my kids said "I can speak Spanish-- blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 08:29 PM (oVJmc)

294 282 Cantonese is the most fun to listen to, among the short list of "languages that sound like you are yelling when you speak them."
Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 08:28 PM (dOV9E)


Ever listen to Japanese guys? They sound like John Belushi doing the Samurai [whatever] skits, like they're just about to whip out the katana and take care of business.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 08:29 PM (DXT9A)

295 288 If you're ever in Italy, whatever you do, do NOT make the okay sign to someone.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 08:29 PM (ptqGC)


And if you're in Germany, NEVER mention the war!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2019 08:30 PM (TdMsT)

296 288 If you're ever in Italy, whatever you do, do NOT make the okay sign to someone.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 08:29 PM (ptqGC)

Also, that 'sausage' on the pizza is probably not sausage.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 08:30 PM (2B9A/)

297 This South Park clip, satirizing Sur le Table's "authentic" pronunciation, is just the best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBG2k8PAy2I

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 08:30 PM (dOV9E)

298 Italian is a beautiful language for sure.

-
Yes. Linguine, slaghetti, pizza . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2019 08:30 PM (+y/Ru)

299 It has similarities to Spanish, but sexier. And I'm a hand talker, so I fit right in.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 08:26 PM (ptqGC)

Ciao, bella !

Posted by: The Paolo at November 20, 2019 08:30 PM (zr5Kq)

300 soothsayer,
this one is better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdlKXRReqNA

Posted by: Il Paolo at November 20, 2019 08:30 PM (PbpT7)

301 I got cancelled tonight.

Ms K and I went out to some new place, had warmup drinks before, get there and drinks are two for one, so we do.

I go into the kitchen when we get back to make a K-cup of Italian roast, she meanders through, says good night, and turns out all the lights. Cancelled!

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 20, 2019 08:30 PM (+fPHo)

302 Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 20, 2019 08:27 PM (MBgz5)

Phoebe Cates was truly, truly yummy in every way. But yeah, that was... awful.

Posted by: DocJ at November 20, 2019 08:30 PM (DU2N9)

303

Just turned on the livestream of the Dem debate...

Just got bad cancer, in my feet.

Real bad.

WHY CANT TRUMP ADMIT SOMETHING!!!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 08:31 PM (lg/F7)

304
If you're ever in Italy, whatever you do, do NOT make the okay sign to someone.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 08:29 PM (ptqGC)

hmm. i missed that one. Why not? does it mean arsehole or something?

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 08:31 PM (n13/j)

305 NBC Nightly News

4 of Lester Holt's first 8 words:
BREAKING NEWS ... BOMBSHELL ... IMPEACHMENT

Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 08:31 PM (786Ro)

306 Too bad the Democrats can not imitate video ngole si?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2019 08:31 PM (fhDmL)

307 It's easy to speak any foreign language.

You just have to TALK LOUDER!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 08:28 PM

I RECOMMEND FARTING REALLY LOUDLY, TOO.

Posted by: Eric Swallows at November 20, 2019 08:31 PM (COzlW)

308 I go into the kitchen when we get back to make a K-cup of Italian roast, she meanders through, says good night, and turns out all the lights. Cancelled!
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 20, 2019 08:30 PM (+fPHo)

With authority!*

*Marv Albert voice

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 08:31 PM (2B9A/)

309 Wow- votermom wins the Wednesday Research Prize! Awesome find.

We have those, right?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 20, 2019 08:32 PM (Y3Dab)

310 >

Posted by: Satan at November 20, 2019 08:32 PM (gYKMg)

311 301 I got cancelled tonight.

Ms K and I went out to some new place, had warmup drinks before, get there and drinks are two for one, so we do.

I go into the kitchen when we get back to make a K-cup of Italian roast, she meanders through, says good night, and turns out all the lights. Cancelled!
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 20, 2019 08:30 PM (+fPHo)

Bummer.

*sends Jergens and Kleenex through USB*

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 08:32 PM (NWiLs)

312 IMy brother wasn't understand___ me when I spoke Italian to him because he speaks dialect. So I'm helping him learn real Italian. He's getting a lot better.

Posted by: kallisto at November 20, 2019 08:32 PM (3nTd6)

313 "We will bury you."......Nikita Khrushchev

I didn't expect our ruling classes to be working the shovels.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 20, 2019 08:32 PM (FTlwv)

314 Yes. Linguine, slaghetti, pizza . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2019 08:30 PM (+y/Ru)

The Paolo, he wants to find out more about this ...slaghetti ...

Posted by: The Paolo at November 20, 2019 08:32 PM (zr5Kq)

315 305 NBC Nightly News

4 of Lester Holt's first 8 words:
BREAKING NEWS ... BOMBSHELL ... IMPEACHMENT
Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 08:31 PM (786Ro)


NBC should just start the broadcast with a WWII air raid siren.

Posted by: Otters for Buttigieg 2020 at November 20, 2019 08:32 PM (sy5kK)

316 La plume de ma tante.

Posted by: Satan at November 20, 2019 08:32 PM (gYKMg)

317 Ack. Vongole (sp?)

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2019 08:32 PM (fhDmL)

318 hmm. i missed that one. Why not? does it mean arsehole or something?


Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 08:31 PM (n13/j)


It means "you're an asshole." They LOVE when you do that. Which I did. Once. Ordering a gelato.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 08:32 PM (ptqGC)

319

soothsayer,
this one is better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdlKXRReqNA

Posted by: Il Paolo



It is!
But you loved that movie when you were a kid.

It has cartoon fish!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 20, 2019 08:33 PM (MBgz5)

320 hmm. i missed that one. Why not? does it mean arsehole or something?
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 08:31 PM (n13/j)

----

Pretty much. Kinda like "Fuck You." Middle finger, basically.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 20, 2019 08:33 PM (5aX2M)

321 317 Ack. Vongole (sp?)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2019 08:32 PM (fhDmL)


Va fa enculo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:33 PM (zBaqJ)

322 Hannity is becoming unwatchable.

The constant interruptions of guests, who have new things to say, with Hannitys quintuple adjectives that we've all heard over and over again is beyond frustrat___.

I get more news on this site than Hannity. I just cant take the guy.

Sometimes what I'll do is go on YouTube the very next morning and listen to his taped show with no commercial interruptions on my way to work.

They should give John Solomon or Sara Carter (oh my sweet jesus..what a babe) their own show.

Posted by: Getcha Pull at November 20, 2019 08:33 PM (aR6C/)

323 Apparently a notice of suspicion is a new (2012) reform - the govt is at some point required to inform you that you are suspected of a crime and evidence is being gathered against you.
It seems to be a precursor to arrest and trial.

Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 20, 2019 08:34 PM (G546f)

324 278 mise en place is when you get your ingredients staged for the fabulous dish you're about to prepare.
Posted by: kallisto at November 20, 2019 08:27 PM (3nTd6)

Euphemism?

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 20, 2019 08:34 PM (gwQ4h)

325
Italo American = fangoul.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:34 PM (zBaqJ)

326 I didn't expect our ruling classes to be working the shovels.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 20, 2019 08:32 PM (FTlwv)


Soon!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 08:34 PM (BiNEL)

327 Anyone know where someone is drunk-blogging the Dem debate tonight?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 20, 2019 08:34 PM (gYKMg)

328
IMy brother wasn't understand___ me when I spoke Italian to him because
he speaks dialect. So I'm helping him learn real Italian. He's getting a
lot better.

Posted by: kallisto at November 20, 2019 08:32 PM (3nTd6)

i recall learning long ago that the Sienese spoke the purest form of modern Italian. You can go for Florentine if you are not shooting for perfection.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 08:34 PM (n13/j)

329 NBC Nightly News

4 of Lester Holt's first 8 words:
BREAKING NEWS ... BOMBSHELL ... IMPEACHMENT
Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 08:31 PM (786Ro)

They want it to be true so badly it must hurt like hell.

Posted by: DocJ at November 20, 2019 08:34 PM (DU2N9)

330
Vongole = clams.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:34 PM (zBaqJ)

331 Pretty much. Kinda like "Fuck You." Middle finger, basically.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 20, 2019 08:33 PM (5aX2M)

I think I used the thumbs up when I was there. Huh. Probably means 'sit and spin, asshole!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 08:34 PM (2B9A/)

332 315 305 NBC Nightly News

4 of Lester Holt's first 8 words:
BREAKING NEWS ... BOMBSHELL ... IMPEACHMENT
Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 08:31 PM (786Ro)


NBC should just start the broadcast with a WWII air raid siren.

Posted by: Otters for Buttigieg 2020 at November 20, 2019 08:32 PM (sy5kK)


I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2019 08:34 PM (TdMsT)

333 Italo American = fangoul.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:34 PM (zBaqJ)

fugetaboutit.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 08:34 PM (n13/j)

334
Lester Dolt. Hairlip and lisping is no way to go through life, dude.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:34 PM (zBaqJ)

335 I got cancelled tonight.

Ms K and I went out to some new place, had warmup drinks before, get there and drinks are two for one, so we do.

I go into the kitchen when we get back to make a K-cup of Italian roast, she meanders through, says good night, and turns out all the lights. Cancelled!
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 20, 2019 08:30 PM (+fPHo)



It is 830? How does that happen?

Posted by: not so at November 20, 2019 08:35 PM (HALdu)

336 The kid from Eight Is Enough and Phoebe Cates touching each other, while Phoebe sings a terrible song:

I can turn the volume down, and just bask in the awesomeness of Phoebe. I got a bit confused when she started grooming the monkey, though.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 08:35 PM (T6t7i)

337 Va fa vongole!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 08:35 PM (NWiLs)

338 hmm. i missed that one. Why not? does it mean arsehole or something?


Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 08:31 PM (n13/j)

It means "you're an asshole." They LOVE when you do that. Which I did. Once. Ordering a gelato.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 08:32 PM (ptqGC)
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Also, the "thumbs up" sign, in some Mediterranean countries, means "sit on this".

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 08:35 PM (3Z6pZ)

339 Hey Left translate this: BITE ME

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2019 08:35 PM (85Gof)

340 Anyone know where someone is drunk-blogging the Dem debate tonight?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 20, 2019 08:34 PM (gYKMg)


Have you not been sufficiently entertained enough by the hearings?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 08:35 PM (ptqGC)

341
On Amtrak we don't get to watch Tucker. So, instead, I have "You Don't Love Me Anymore" from the Allman Bros Fillmore East on blast level. Its very difficult to sit still while that song is going strong.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


Watch him here:

http://ustvgo.tv/fox-news-live-streaming-free/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2019 08:35 PM (aKsyK)

342 NBC Nightly News



4 of Lester Holt's first 8 words:

BREAKING NEWS ... BOMBSHELL ... IMPEACHMENT

Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 08:31 PM (786Ro)



They want it to be true so badly it must hurt like hell.

Posted by: DocJ at November 20, 2019 08:34 PM (DU2N9)


They want it so bad they are just making crap up

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 08:36 PM (ekmlY)

343
The "OK" sign, now allegedly a white supremacist sign in Europe means a few things and the farther east you the worse it is.

France = you are worth zero
Germany = you want to give anal
Turkey = you want to receive anal

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:36 PM (zBaqJ)

344 Now that our candidate is leading, we're confused as to our next target.
Posted by: Otters for Buttigieg 2020 at November 20, 2019 08:26 PM (sy5kK)

Surprise us!!

Posted by: Democrats at November 20, 2019 08:37 PM (ECrgQ)

345 Also the "rank and file" nonsense is vomit inducing.

Posted by: Getcha Pull at November 20, 2019 08:37 PM (aR6C/)

346 337 Va fa vongole!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 08:35 PM (NWiLs)


Go clam yourself?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:37 PM (zBaqJ)

347 Anyone know where someone is drunk-blogging the Dem debate tonight?
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 20, 2019 08:34 PM



Chappaqua?

Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 08:37 PM (786Ro)

348 OMG, this guy Kevin Lynn on Tucker has Steve Mnuchin's mouth.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 20, 2019 08:37 PM (sGotD)

349

Kristy McNichol was the coolest girl in the world from 1980-1982.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 20, 2019 08:37 PM (MBgz5)

350 Anyone know where someone is drunk-blogging the Dem debate tonight?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 20, 2019 08:34 PM (gYKMg)
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Try Steve Green's site. If anyone's doing it, he is. I marvel that his liver can stand the pace.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 08:37 PM (3Z6pZ)

351 Kristy McNichol was the coolest girl in the world from 1980-1982.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 20, 2019 08:37 PM (MBgz5)

What happened to her?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2019 08:38 PM (85Gof)

352 349

Kristy McNichol was the coolest girl in the world from 1980-1982.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 20, 2019 08:37 PM (MBgz5)


No, that was my girlfriend. Mostly because she put out.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:38 PM (zBaqJ)

353 Chappaqua?
Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 08:37 PM (786Ro)
~~~~~

Okay, I LOLd!

Posted by: IrishEi at November 20, 2019 08:38 PM (sGotD)

354 France = you are worth zero
Germany = you want to give anal
Turkey = you want to receive anal
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:36 PM (zBaqJ)

Turkey, huh ?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at November 20, 2019 08:38 PM (am9TE)

355 Cancelled!
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 20, 2019 08:30 PM (+fPHo)

Go for the naked man. Stand in the doorway for perfect framing.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2019 08:38 PM (1CjJc)

356 340 Anyone know where someone is drunk-blogging the Dem debate tonight?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 20, 2019 08:34 PM (gYKMg)

Have you not been sufficiently entertained enough by the hearings?
----------------------------------------------------------------
I just love me some charades combined with a dash of farce and a sprinkle of kabuki.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 20, 2019 08:38 PM (gYKMg)

357 La plume de ma tante.
Posted by: Satan

"kugelshreiber" is on my all-time list of favorite funny foreign words.

Posted by: Miklos auf Deutsche Grundstufe at November 20, 2019 08:38 PM (QzkSJ)

358 327 Anyone know where someone is drunk-blogging the Dem debate tonight?
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 20, 2019 08:34 PM (gYKMg)


Um, right here, if you stick around for the thread.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 08:38 PM (dOV9E)

359 i don't speak it worth a shite. But don't even come near me on eating Italian. It is my one seed.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 08:38 PM (n13/j)

360 Also, the "thumbs up" sign, in some Mediterranean countries, means "sit on this".
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 08:35 PM (3Z6pZ)

=========

For some waitresses then...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 20, 2019 08:38 PM (Y3Dab)

361 350 Anyone know where someone is drunk-blogging the Dem debate tonight?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 20, 2019 08:34 PM
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Try Steve Green's site. If anyone's doing it, he is. I marvel that his liver can stand the pace.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 08:37 PM



TBH, isn't Steve Green always drunk blogging? A day ending in y.

Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 08:39 PM (786Ro)

362 305
NBC Nightly News



4 of Lester Holt's first 8 words:

BREAKING NEWS ... BOMBSHELL ... IMPEACHMENT

Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 08:31 PM (786Ro)


So what? They've been yammering that for the past three years. They'll keep on yammering it forever.


Once more - so what? They're yammering doesn't make anything happen.

(Unless you are one of those people who cringes, winces, and wails whenever the MSM opens their fart lockers and believes that whatever they say will magically happen.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 08:39 PM (lnWzE)

363 The only thing that would encourage me to watch the Dem debates, was the possibility of The Beast suddenly staggering on stage and slapping the hell out of Warren and Biden. Then falling down in a drunken stupor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 08:39 PM (ptqGC)

364
Kristy McNichol was the coolest girl in the world from 1980-1982.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 20, 2019 08:37 PM (MBgz5)

What happened to her?

Posted by: Nevergiveup



Good question.

I just remembered Shortcake is mort.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 20, 2019 08:39 PM (MBgz5)

365 240 Just watching a little of "McCabe and Mrs.Miller"

and it struck me that it was like an earlier period of the "MASH" flick

looked it up and same director

figures
Posted by: REDACTED



That movie was ok. Not great. Definitely overrated. I admit to not thinking Warren Beatty is all that great an actor. Julie Christie was a beauty though.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 08:39 PM (WTo7J)

366 Anyone know where someone is drunk-blogging the Dem debate tonight?
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 20, 2019 08:34 PM (gYKMg)

Sigh I can not really drink like that anymore

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2019 08:39 PM (85Gof)

367 It is my one seed.


Posted by: Quint


?

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 08:39 PM (T6t7i)

368 La plume de ma tante.

Posted by: Satan

sounds a bit vulgar. And if i remember correctly, plume has another, slang meaning.

My favorite French vulgarity is Marie Couche toi la. It means, Mary goes right to bed. In other words, a ho.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 08:40 PM (n13/j)

369 363 The only thing that would encourage me to watch the Dem debates, was the possibility of The Beast suddenly staggering on stage and slapping the hell out of Warren and Biden. Then falling down in a drunken stupor.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 08:39 PM (ptqGC)


Kamala might do that. She's pretty desperate.

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 08:40 PM (dOV9E)

370 357 La plume de ma tante.
Posted by: Satan

"kugelshreiber" is on my all-time list of favorite funny foreign words.
Posted by: Miklos auf Deutsche Grundstufe at November 20, 2019 08:38 PM (QzkSJ)


Sitzpinkler. Also, the Hungarian word "nyoltz."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:40 PM (zBaqJ)

371 The only thing that would encourage me to watch the Dem debates, was the possibility of The Beast suddenly staggering on stage and slapping the hell out of Warren and Biden. Then falling down in a drunken stupor.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 08:39 PM (ptqGC)
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I would pay real money to see them go at each other with folding chairs. Or, in Bernie's case, a walker.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 08:40 PM (3Z6pZ)

372 The mind is an odd thing. When someone mentioned Kristy McNichol, i saw her face and immediately thought of Dragonslayer.

...

Because of Peter MacNicol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 08:40 PM (2B9A/)

373
Italo American = fangoul.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Sounds like a local horror TV show host.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2019 08:40 PM (aKsyK)

374 305
NBC Nightly News



4 of Lester Holt's first 8 words:

BREAKING NEWS ... BOMBSHELL ... IMPEACHMENT

Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 08:31 PM (786Ro)



I didn't say this either!!

Posted by: Ken Starr at November 20, 2019 08:41 PM (WTo7J)

375 No, that was my girlfriend. Mostly because she put out.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:38 PM (zBaqJ)




Yes she did.

Posted by: not so at November 20, 2019 08:41 PM (HALdu)

376 What are the odds Biden makes a cringeworthy remark about finding out he's a Gampy?

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 20, 2019 08:41 PM (f8ilN)

377 373
Italo American = fangoul.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Sounds like a local horror TV show host.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2019 08:40 PM (aKsyK)


There is a Halloween costume shop in Jersey called Fun Ghouls.

Truth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:41 PM (zBaqJ)

378 375
Yes she did.
Posted by: not so at November 20, 2019 08:41 PM (HALdu)


How IS your mom these days?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:41 PM (zBaqJ)

379 I would pay real money to see them go at each other with folding chairs. Or, in Bernie's case, a walker.

Posted by: Captain Obvious


Mayor Pete would have a feather boa.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 08:41 PM (T6t7i)

380 Italo American = fangoul.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton



Sounds like a local horror TV show host.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2019 08:40 PM (aKsyK)

vafangoul ?

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2019 08:42 PM (zr5Kq)

381 240 Just watching a little of "McCabe and Mrs.Miller"



and it struck me that it was like an earlier period of the "MASH" flick



looked it up and same director



figures

Posted by: REDACTED




That movie was ok. Not great. Definitely overrated. I admit to not
thinking Warren Beatty is all that great an actor. Julie Christie was a
beauty though.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 08:39 PM (WTo7J)

it was very much in the era of the anti hero and dystopian world view. They wanted to make the West as ugly as they could. Decent film though, a product of its time.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 08:42 PM (n13/j)

382 Yes she did.
Posted by: not so at November 20, 2019 08:41 PM (HALdu)

Hah!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2019 08:42 PM (1CjJc)

383 OT: found a 1989 comic on the seven deadly sins. Alan Moore is writing the Lust one.

dis gun b gud

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 08:42 PM (ykYG2)

384 Israel to host largest event ever focused on anti-Semitism
Announcing conference, Rivlin says some 30 world leaders to attend forum at Yad Vashem in January, which will focus on Holocaust remembrance for 'generations who will live in world without survivors'

Hey invite the Democratic Party. They have Jew Hating down to a T

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2019 08:42 PM (85Gof)

385 mise en place is when you get your ingredients staged for the fabulous dish you're about to prepare.
Posted by: kallisto at November 20, 2019 08:27 PM

For Lisa Page's dentist, it means piles of tarps, chainsaws, extra chains, 10 gallon spit buckets, and an assistant to take all the calls from Mrs. Strzok calling her YOU FVCKING WHORE.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 20, 2019 08:42 PM (COzlW)

386 According to wiki, Kristy McNichol did some voice work and retired from acting in 2001.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 08:42 PM (2B9A/)

387 Anyone know where someone is drunk-blogging the Dem debate tonight?
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 20, 2019 08:34 PM (gYKMg)

Sigh I can not really drink like that anymore
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2019 08:39 PM (85Gof)


I'm binge-watching my Stargate SG-1 DVD collection. It's taking a while, I'm just finishing up Season 4.

Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 08:42 PM (NiXyF)

388 I would pay real money to see them go at each other with folding chairs. Or, in Bernie's case, a walker.

Posted by: Captain Obvious

Mayor Pete would have a feather boa.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 08:41 PM (T6t7i)
--------
"You brute you brute you brute you brute you brute!"

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 08:42 PM (3Z6pZ)

389 About a month ago, I had to explain to Pookette why the French Peas in Veggietales have such a thick accent. The hardest part was NOT referencing the castle scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"Ah! I pity zem, Phillipe."

"Mais oui, John-Claude, mais oui. Would you join me in my irratating little zong?"

"It would be an 'ONOR!"

Posted by: pookysgirl, non-mistress of all she surveys at November 20, 2019 08:43 PM (XKZwp)

390
Heartbroken when Soleil Moon Frye had her breasteses reduced.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:43 PM (zBaqJ)

391 "Fretz" was utterly detested by both his mother and father, and they
were not aggrieved when he died of a sporting injury before he could
come to the throne.

Probably for the best, then. That would have been one messed up king.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 08:23 PM (T6t7i)

For some reason, all the Hannoverian kings hated and were hated by their heir. They had separate little courts waiting for that golden day when daddy or grand daddy kicked the bucket.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 20, 2019 08:43 PM (FTPn0)

392 Yes she did.
Posted by: not so at November 20, 2019 08:41 PM (HALdu)


How IS your mom these days?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:41 PM (zBaqJ)

*golfclap for exchange*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 08:43 PM (2B9A/)

393 When I bust a nut, it's all or nothing, baby!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 20, 2019 08:43 PM (wo3c/)

394 Kristy McNichol was the coolest girl in the world from 1980-1982.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 20, 2019 08:37 PM (MBgz5)
What happened to her?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2019 08:38 PM (85Gof)

She is a big, fat rug muncher who has issues with her mental health......per her own words.
Has not aged well at all.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 20, 2019 08:43 PM (Z+IKu)

395 "kugelshreiber" is on my all-time list of favorite funny foreign words.
Posted by: Miklos auf Deutsche Grundstufe at November 20, 2019 08:38 PM (QzkSJ)

Sitzpinkler. Also, the Hungarian word "nyoltz."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:40 PM (zBaqJ)


Dudelsack.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2019 08:43 PM (t+qrx)

396 Mayor Pete would have a feather boa.

Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 08:41 PM (T6t7i)

--------

"You brute you brute you brute you brute you brute!"

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 08:42 PM (3Z6pZ)


It would be like the fight scene at the end of Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 08:44 PM (ptqGC)

397 Tucker's going after Miss Lindsey for making a false promise (among many) to find out the nexus between CNN and the FBI in the arrest of Roger Stone.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 20, 2019 08:44 PM (iw59Q)

398 395 "kugelshreiber" is on my all-time list of favorite funny foreign words.
Posted by: Miklos auf Deutsche Grundstufe at November 20, 2019 08:38 PM (QzkSJ)

Sitzpinkler. Also, the Hungarian word "nyoltz."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:40 PM (zBaqJ)

Dudelsack.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2019 08:43 PM (t+qrx)


Schvande, Die Dudelsackpfeifer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:44 PM (zBaqJ)

399 366 Who will the GOP run for President in 2020, since Trump and maybe Pence WILL be removed from office, pretty much for certain now? Really curious.
Posted by: No at November 20, 2019 08:39 PM (7U4AD)
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Hillary!
She intimated that she's not ruling it out and has stated that "many many many" Dems have encouraged her to run for the GOP nomination.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 20, 2019 08:44 PM (gYKMg)

400
Any of the debate cheerleaders (sorry, moderators) will ask Warren, Sanders, Booker, etc. if they're going to recuse themselves from an impeachment vote?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 08:45 PM (7rVsF)

401 How IS your mom these days?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

BASZ MEG AZT A KURVA ANYA

Posted by: Miklos auf Ungarishe Grundstufe at November 20, 2019 08:45 PM (QzkSJ)

402 Kristy McNichol is married. Her wife's name is Martie Allen.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 20, 2019 08:45 PM (sGotD)

403 According to wiki, Kristy McNichol did some voice work and retired from acting in 2001.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

----

I found out today that Gary Cole did the voice of Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law.

So of course, had to watch a few episodes . . . .

Still great.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 08:45 PM (Y4EXg)

404 394 She is a big, fat rug muncher who has issues with her mental health......per her own words.
Has not aged well at all.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 20, 2019 08:43 PM (Z+IKu)


Eh, could be worse.

Posted by: Sinead O'Connor at November 20, 2019 08:45 PM (dOV9E)

405 "kugelshreiber" is on my all-time list of favorite funny foreign words.
Posted by: Miklos auf Deutsche Grundstufe at November 20, 2019 08:38 PM (QzkSJ)

Sitzpinkler. Also, the Hungarian word "nyoltz."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:40 PM (zBaqJ)

Dudelsack.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2019 08:43 PM (t+qrx)


Schvande, Die Dudelsackpfeifer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:44 PM (zBaqJ)
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Buestenhalter.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 08:45 PM (3Z6pZ)

406 401 How IS your mom these days?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

BASZ MEG AZT A KURVA ANYA
Posted by: Miklos auf Ungarishe Grundstufe at November 20, 2019 08:45 PM (QzkSJ)


Az anya pitchaya. By the way, I forgot what "nyoltz" means.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:46 PM (zBaqJ)

407 401 How IS your mom these days?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

BASZ MEG AZT A KURVA ANYA
Posted by: Miklos auf Ungarishe Grundstufe at November 20, 2019 08:45 PM (QzkSJ)

Kind of redundant according to gurgle translate.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 08:46 PM (2B9A/)

408 it was very much in the era of the anti hero and dystopian world view. They wanted to make the West as ugly as they could. Decent film though, a product of its time.


True, but there were much better westerns of that era. Once Upon a Time in the West; The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly; The Wild Bunch, etc. MCabe and Mrs. Miller doesn't match them. Not even close really.

Posted by: Ken Starr at November 20, 2019 08:46 PM (WTo7J)

409 Kristy McNichol Is gay. Wasted a lot of wrist power on her lol

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2019 08:46 PM (85Gof)

410 Italian is a beautiful language for sure.

You trying to get with a girl or something?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2019 08:46 PM (j3npP)

411 all-time list of favorite funny foreign words.

===

Awesome thread topic !


Posted by: runner at November 20, 2019 08:46 PM (zr5Kq)

412 405 Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 08:45 PM (3Z6pZ)


Bumsen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:46 PM (zBaqJ)

413 off sock

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 08:46 PM (WTo7J)

414
I found out today that Gary Cole did the voice of Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law.



And Stephen Colbert did a voice, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 20, 2019 08:46 PM (MBgz5)

415 Living on an AF base in Germany way back, I thought schweinhund was a funny word. I was just a little kid.


German kids love being called that. Really.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 08:46 PM (ptqGC)

416 Just ask my brother's widow.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 20, 2019 08:46 PM (wo3c/)

417 Article on Ukraine system. Notice of Suspicion mentioned on page 16 of pdf/ 105 of the original.

Posted by: Carl at November 20, 2019 08:47 PM (FOu4r)

418 How IS your mom these days?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:41 PM (zBaqJ)


Well done, good sir!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 08:47 PM (BiNEL)

419 oh Alan Moore. how could you be so wrong but so... wrong.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 08:47 PM (ykYG2)

420 Schvande, Die Dudelsackpfeifer.
---------
Now I've got the tune from the overture going through my head.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 08:47 PM (3Z6pZ)

421 By the way, I forgot what "nyoltz" means.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

The number eight. Nyolc in orthodox spelling.

Posted by: Miklos auf Ungarishe alapnyelv at November 20, 2019 08:47 PM (QzkSJ)

422 "Handschuhe" is the German language distilled down into a single word.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2019 08:47 PM (t+qrx)

423 415 Living on an AF base in Germany way back, I thought schweinhund was a funny word. I was just a little kid.


German kids love being called that. Really.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 08:46 PM (ptqGC)

It was on Hogan's Heroes! C'mon!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 08:48 PM (2B9A/)

424 421 By the way, I forgot what "nyoltz" means.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

The number eight. Nyolc in orthodox spelling.
Posted by: Miklos auf Ungarishe alapnyelv at November 20, 2019 08:47 PM (QzkSJ)



Ach, so.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:48 PM (zBaqJ)

425 and kristy mcnichol came out as a lesbian.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 20, 2019 08:48 PM (JKNZq)

426 Schvande, Die Dudelsackpfeifer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:44 PM (zBaqJ)


You kissed your grandmother with that mouth?

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 20, 2019 08:48 PM (aS1PU)

427 Ambassador Sondland: "2 + 2 v 4" ahem I mean "0+0 = 4"

Posted by: Smaug at November 20, 2019 08:48 PM (BXY2R)

428 Kristy McNichol was the coolest girl in the world from 1980-1982.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 20, 2019 08:37 PM (MBgz5)



If by coolest you mean butch and dykey then yes

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 08:48 PM (ekmlY)

429 Dickmilch.
Any guesses ?

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2019 08:48 PM (zr5Kq)

430 Kristy McNichol is married. Her wife's name is Martie Allen.


Too bad, Rosie's back on the market!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 08:48 PM (oVJmc)

431 430 Kristy McNichol is married. Her wife's name is Martie Allen.


Too bad, Rosie's back on the market!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 08:48 PM (oVJmc)


Marty Allen? "Hello dere!!!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:48 PM (zBaqJ)

432 Posted by: No at November 20, 2019 08:39 PM (7U4AD)


SMOD / Epstein 2020 !

Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 08:48 PM (786Ro)

433 Mrs. Vodkapundit has a b-day, so Vodkapundit is tending to her needs.



No drunkblogging from him.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 08:48 PM (lnWzE)

434 Apparently "putz" means "most honorable deli clerk." Try it out the next time you're buying some lox!

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 08:49 PM (dOV9E)

435
Minx takes my Hebrew, but not my Cyrillic... real nice. Ace's system is racist.

Mudila yobaniy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 20, 2019 08:49 PM (5aX2M)

436 My favorite German word is fussgangerzone

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 08:49 PM (ZfRYq)

437 According to French expert Cheryl Mills, mise en garde means

Fire up the shredders.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 20, 2019 08:49 PM (Z4rgH)

438 429 Dickmilch.
Any guesses ?
Posted by: runner at November 20, 2019 08:48 PM (zr5Kq)


Kommen sie nicht here!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2019 08:49 PM (zBaqJ)

439 Then there is scheisskopf.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 08:49 PM (DBGf/)

440 Wouldn't it be 'I am on guard!' in Frenchie speak?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 08:02 PM (2B9A/)

"mis en garde" would most directly translate as "put on notice", I think.

"mis" is the past participle of the verb "mettre", to put.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 08:50 PM (/sgva)

441
Now I've got the tune from the overture going through my head.

Posted by: Captain Obvious


Weinberger isn't just a one-hit wonder, the polka and fugue is just part of the hit. No wonder he committed suicide.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 08:50 PM (7rVsF)

442 Kristy McNichol is married. Her wife's name is Martie Allen.


Marty Allen was a dyke?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 08:50 PM (oVJmc)

443 Schwannschtucker

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 08:50 PM (DBGf/)

444 What's up roonz and roonettez? All of you polyglots put me to shame, I speak one language and I speak it poorly.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 20, 2019 08:51 PM (T8A10)

445 Kind of redundant according to gurgle translate.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

A gentleman should be able to compliment a lady for three minutes, or cuss for five, without repeating himself.

Posted by: Miklos, unennobled at November 20, 2019 08:51 PM (QzkSJ)

446 I do like the verbiage of Lindsey 2.0 better than the first version, but its all talk, he said he would look into all the spygate stuff too. Nothing.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2019 08:51 PM (r+sAi)

447 Kristy McNichol is married. Her wife's name is Martie Allen E. Ver Ready.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 20, 2019 08:45 PM (sGotD)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 08:51 PM (DXT9A)

448 My favorite German word is Fartenugen

Posted by: Swalwell at November 20, 2019 08:51 PM (am9TE)

449 Italian is a beautiful language

Prisencolinensinainciusol......Adriano Celentano

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 20, 2019 08:51 PM (FTlwv)

450 Ah fart in your general direction.

Posted by: French guard at November 20, 2019 08:51 PM (gYKMg)

451 My favorite German word is fussgangerzone
Posted by: blaster


Schadenboner or Flammenwerfer.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 08:51 PM (ob5xJ)

452 435


Minx takes my Hebrew, but not my Cyrillic... real nice. Ace's system is racist.



Mudila yobaniy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 20, 2019 08:49 PM (5aX2M

We don't cotton to Communist alphabets in these here parts, stranger. Do you?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 08:52 PM (lnWzE)

453
Sorry, rug munchers playing straight women is appropriation.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 08:52 PM (7rVsF)

454 True, but there were much better westerns of that
era. Once Upon a Time in the West; The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly; The
Wild Bunch, etc. MCabe and Mrs. Miller doesn't match them. Not even
close really.

Posted by: Ken Starr at November 20, 2019 08:46 PM (WTo7J)

I agree. It was a different kind of film really. They don't seem to be exact comparisons to me. The Wild Bunch is closest I guess, but not really. But no doubt I prefer those films to McCabe. I am not much of a Beatty fan when it comes down to it.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 08:52 PM (n13/j)

455 99 Ya know, that Sondland guy hit every branch on the way down the ugly tree.

Which was grafted onto the top of the dickhead tree... and he's still falling and picking up speed.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 20, 2019 08:52 PM (XN/6y)

456 I knew a few fellow army brats whose parents were foreign born, tiger moms got nothing on German fraus in the discipline department. They would ground other people's brats!

Posted by: Kazi at November 20, 2019 08:53 PM (0x00j)

457
Kristy McNichol is married. Her wife's name is Martie Allen.

Hello Dere!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2019 08:53 PM (aKsyK)

458 What is the word for "fapping" in the various Romance languages?

Posted by: Indo-European guy at November 20, 2019 08:54 PM (gYKMg)

459 455
99 Ya know, that Sondland guy hit every branch on the way down the ugly tree.



Which was grafted onto the top of the dickhead tree... and he's still falling and picking up speed.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune


Cry me a river.

Posted by: Rose de Lauro, hopelessly entangled in the ugly tree's branches at November 20, 2019 08:54 PM (T6t7i)

460 Dushi.

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2019 08:54 PM (zr5Kq)

461 The Clinton Foundation "quid pro quo" may be the news on Tucker

Posted by: Marybeth at November 20, 2019 08:54 PM (CmURZ)

462 Apparently McNichols retired from acting when she was diagnosed as bipolar.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 20, 2019 08:54 PM (v2Axo)

463 I turned "McCabe and Mrs. Miller" off after about 20 mins. There was nothing there of interest. A couple of dirtbags making money with booze and whores.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 08:54 PM (DBGf/)

464 462 Apparently McNichols retired from acting when she was diagnosed as bipolar.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 20, 2019 08:54 PM (v2Axo)

I thought she was full on lesbian.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 08:55 PM (1SMSr)

465 Or did I miss a story arc whereby they both repent?

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 08:55 PM (DBGf/)

466 A couple of dirtbags making money with booze and whores.


Congress?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2019 08:55 PM (85Gof)

467 Mudila yobaniy.

=
what language is that ?

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2019 08:55 PM (zr5Kq)

468 I turned "McCabe and Mrs. Miller" off after about 20 mins. There was nothing there of interest.

A couple of dirtbags making money with booze and whores.
Posted by: JAS


A Biden Biography.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 08:55 PM (ob5xJ)

469 I love Democrat women. Give me Viagra, Astroglide, two rubbers and tub of ice cream. Whoo! It time for some debate action!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 20, 2019 08:55 PM (wo3c/)

470 Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law is the only lawyer show I've ever enjoyed.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 20, 2019 08:56 PM (H5knJ)

471 462 Apparently McNichols retired from acting when she was diagnosed as bipolar.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 20, 2019 08:54 PM (v2Axo)
-------------------------------------------
I was diagnosed as a bipolar bear.

Posted by: Yogi Bear at November 20, 2019 08:56 PM (gYKMg)

472 Apparently McNichols retired from acting when she was diagnosed as bipolar.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 20, 2019 08:54 PM

I thought she was full on lesbian.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 08:55 PM



two-headed dildo = bipolar?

Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 08:56 PM (786Ro)

473 454: Yep, Warren Beatty is overrated.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 08:56 PM (WTo7J)

474 NOOD loser debate thread

Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 08:57 PM (dOV9E)

475
Hey Schultz, sprechen Sie Deutsche?
Ja.
Then droppen Sie dead

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 20, 2019 08:57 PM (ekmlY)

476 I thought that Sondland beat Schiff like a rented mule. The guy didn't even bother to shave today. But then, No Shave November? Nah. We would have had more beard.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 08:57 PM (DBGf/)

477 The Duchess and the Dirtwater Fox might be a good comparison. I haven't seen either film in some time but they were similar i believe. The former film was more likable.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 08:57 PM (n13/j)

478 A couple of dirtbags making money with booze and whores.


The Clinton Foundation?

Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 08:58 PM (786Ro)

479 NOOD loser debate thread
===


Fun ghouls

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2019 08:58 PM (zr5Kq)

480 NBC could not be reached for additional comment due to being anally raped by Matt Lauer.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 20, 2019 08:58 PM (JCrfD)

481 470 Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law is the only lawyer show I've ever enjoyed.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 20, 2019 08:56 PM (H5knJ)

After law school I couldn't watch lawyer or cop shows anymore. I was automatically picking out all the thing that were completely and totally wrong, and there were many.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 08:58 PM (1SMSr)

482 473 454: Yep, Warren Beatty is overrated.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 08:56 PM (WTo7J)

--------------------------------------------

Like Robert Redford. Those handsome boys can only play themselves. They can't do characters.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 20, 2019 08:59 PM (gYKMg)

483 I refuse (je refuse) to believe any of you would watch dem debate.

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2019 09:00 PM (zr5Kq)

484 "Lunatic Whose Cranial Humors Are Completely Unbalanced"

For my entire life, I have never been moved by poetry, until now. I wept at the magnificent beauty of this phrase.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 09:01 PM (VOSoK)

485 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mykola_Zlochevsky
Posted by: WarEagle82 at November 20, 2019 08:18 PM (+Kpte)

He should be in Switzerland. Then those hunting him could blow on Alphorns, and call out "Meeeee co La!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 09:01 PM (/sgva)

486 Thought above re democrat's possibly playing surrender theater on their base crossed my mind today as well. It's possible Nan's playing for the loss to move the party back towards the center ala Bubba and his (I think) third way Dems of the mid nineties. A successful attempt to recapture the Reagan democrat's. But who, in the modern party does this help? Maybe John Bel Edwards.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 20, 2019 09:06 PM (87EdW)

487 "232
They can deny reality all they want, but it will work as well as the Japanese denying that they lost four carriers at Midway"
But the media will never report that so it might as well never have happened. Our generalsand admirals are preparing to surrender to escape bad press, and Japan will inevitably overrun us. Come on. Don't be naive. We all know that's going to happen.

Learn to speak Japanese before 2020, that's all I can say.

Posted by: GalosGann at November 20, 2019 09:10 PM (z6Rh+)

488 385 "For Lisa Page's dentist, it means piles of tarps, chainsaws, extra chains, 10 gallon spit buckets, and an assistant to take all the calls from Mrs. Strzok calling her YOU FVCKING WHORE."


Oh Jesus, now I gotta get a whole mouthful of red wine out of the fucking carpet! I should read these threads in the fucking bathtub!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 20, 2019 09:11 PM (XN/6y)

489 Translate "Cheeze Whiz" into French.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 20, 2019 09:30 PM (Vy7tf)

490 After law school I couldn't watch lawyer or cop shows anymore. I was automatically picking out all the thing that were completely and totally wrong, and there were many.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 08:58 PM (1SMSr)

My wife is the same way with medical shows, that's not how you put in an iv, where do these Nurses find time for Romance. Do you know how many new Grads complain it's not like Grey's anatomy. Also the Dr don't do Shit

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 20, 2019 10:41 PM (dKiJG)

491 Go to the Interfax Ukraine article in the original Ukrainian and you will see that Ukrainian MP Andriy Derkach uses the words "novu pidozru" [new suspicion] at the end of the first line of the third paragraph to describe the November 14th Prosecutor General's Office action against Zlochevsky.

This is shorthand for "povidomlennya pro pidozru" [notification of suspicion], which is the Ukrainian legal equivalent of an American indictment.

Posted by: 10x25mm at November 20, 2019 11:34 PM (Fb+WP)

492 I just read the relvant portions of the UKR criminal procedure code.

A notice of suspicion, is the equivalent of an arrest warrant. It means we have probable cause to believe you committed a crime and we can apprehend, arrest, and detain you. It must be served to the suspect, and a 24 hour timer starts ticking once it has been served.

If 24 hours have passed, and there are no charges or indictment, the suspect must be released.

Posted by: Jay Wiz at November 21, 2019 01:10 AM (+0hoN)

493 Reasonable suspicion, rather. Not probable cause.

Posted by: Jay Wiz at November 21, 2019 01:14 AM (+0hoN)

Charles Barkley to Female Reporter: "I don't hit women but if I did, I'd hit you"

But you say this was a reporter, huh...?

Charles Barkley has issued an apology for a comment he made to a female political reporter about hitting her.

Axios reporter Alexi McCammond wrote on Twitter Tuesday night that when she questioned Barkley on his indecisiveness over the Democratic presidential hopefuls, Barkley told her "I don't hit women but if I did I would hit you." McCammond says when she objected to his remarks, Barkley told her she "couldn't take a joke."

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:02 PM




Comments

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1 ?

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 20, 2019 07:02 PM (ECrgQ)

2 Now to call the Corgis.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 20, 2019 07:02 PM (ECrgQ)

3 Present!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 07:03 PM (Y4EXg)

4 Boom!
*Thud*

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2019 07:04 PM (cfSRQ)

5 Charles Barkley is not a smart man.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 07:04 PM (WTo7J)

6 1 I'd hit it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2019 07:04 PM (1CjJc)

7 In his parlance, "hit" means "have sex with."

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2019 07:04 PM (fK2gX)

8 Barkley is ghey?

Posted by: freaked, space alien, not worth mentioning really at November 20, 2019 07:04 PM (Tnijr)

9 He would hit her with his rhythm stick.

Posted by: Roy at November 20, 2019 07:05 PM (ABjxW)

10 Meanwhile, Don Cherry, still unemployed.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 20, 2019 07:05 PM (JCrfD)

11 Barkley told her she "couldn't take a joke."

Or a punch.

Posted by: Charles Barkley at November 20, 2019 07:05 PM (am9TE)

12 LOL

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2019 07:05 PM (j3npP)

13 She couldn't take a joke? Huh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 07:05 PM (ptqGC)

14 Turrible, turrible.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2019 07:05 PM (am9TE)

15 bitch set him up.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 07:05 PM (KP5rU)

16 FARTwell is up

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 07:05 PM (BqBId)

17 Looks like the old wymyn/raciss struggle strikes again.

Posted by: Grand Rapids at November 20, 2019 07:05 PM (Xo3T0)

18 Can't take a joke. Probably can't take a punch either.

Posted by: Chris Brown at November 20, 2019 07:06 PM (H5knJ)

19 But Donald Trump mocking reporters is threatening to them!!!!

Posted by: buzzion at November 20, 2019 07:06 PM (Z7lwY)

20 When Billy Jeff nearly bit the lower lip off Juanita Broderick, she just couldn't take a joke.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 07:06 PM (ptqGC)

21 10: Don Cherry isn't a black guy.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 07:06 PM (WTo7J)

22 Reminder: Barkley was one of those guys yukking it up over Smollett's stupid hoax, right?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2019 07:06 PM (1CjJc)

23 Many photos of Alexi McCammond:

https://tinyurl.com/sg6db75

Yup, a very pretty cappuccino-coloed twenty-something. Definitely hittable.

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2019 07:06 PM (fK2gX)

24 Please fart, Nukem. PLEASE.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 07:06 PM (ptqGC)

25 7 In his parlance, "hit" means "have sex with."
Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2019 07:04 PM (fK2gX)

first 6 inches ins consensual

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2019 07:06 PM (JFO2v)

26 I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd play for the Klan.

Posted by: Charles Barkley. at November 20, 2019 07:07 PM (7bcfy)

27 First off, how do we know the reporter is not a man?

And second off, Barkley has the brain of a fly.

Barkley should just shit in a five gallon bucket for a month and dump it on the next reporter that pisses him off.

Win-win.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 20, 2019 07:07 PM (Z+IKu)

28 Noah Rothman, David French, basically everyone at NR was all-in on Russia and still won't admit otherwise.

You see, being a True Conservative means believing everything the lying left tells you, because they're respectable.

And when you get stampeded into baselessly smearing Catholic schoolboys, you write a column about how this is a Learning Moment and We All Need to Do Better.

The Never Trumpers will look up and cry "Save us!"

And we will whisper back: "Ahoy."

(I stole that from someone else, just like Jonah Goldberg would do.)

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2019 07:07 PM (cfSRQ)

29 Welp, just tuned into CBS News by accident and they're swearing by all the saints that Sondland just hung the President.

Sure, what ever you say.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 20, 2019 07:08 PM (7s3Gx)

30 I'm torn, on one hand, Barkley made a dumb remark, on the other hand, well, it's a political reporter.

Can they both lose?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 20, 2019 07:08 PM (WEBkv)

31 I recall a reporter interviewing Miss Lillian, and asking if Jimmy ever told a lie. Miss Lillian replied, "Well, maybe a little white lie."

The reporter, sensing an opening, asked, "Oh, what is a 'a little white lie', I mean a lie is a lie, right?"

Miss Lillian replied, "Well, you know when I opened the door, and said that I was happy to see you? That was a little white lie."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 07:08 PM (xSo9G)

32 I would never hit a lady. But there are some females I'd stomp the shit out of.

Female - Lady. Words are NOT interchangeable

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 07:08 PM (ob5xJ)

33 Dunk a basketball

get a platform

aint that anerika sumptin ta see

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 07:09 PM (rpxSz)

34 Noah Rothman, David French, basically everyone at NR was all-in on Russia and still won't admit otherwise.


French is all-in on this bullshit, too. And whatever the next one is.

Meanwhile half the world is kinda on fire, yo. The current world order has just months left, if that.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 20, 2019 07:09 PM (JCrfD)

35 Is Barkley a Democrat?


No problem, then.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 07:09 PM (sy5kK)

36 Hmm, she seems to identify as "black" despite being probably about 75% white:

https://heavy.com/news/2019/11/alexi-mccammond/

"3. McCammond Recently Received an Award from the National Association of Black Journalists"

Can't say I blame her. Got to play up any minority status you can possibly claim to get ahead in most fields these days.

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2019 07:09 PM (fK2gX)

37 Charles Barkley's golf swing makes Barky McFuckstick's look professional.

That has nothing to do with any of this but it is godawful.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2019 07:09 PM (am9TE)

38 Oh FFS. Swallowswell is praising Ms. Cooper for being brave and strong and defying PDT and coming forward to testify.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 07:10 PM (ptqGC)

39 Heh. Swalwell up. Back off beyond blast radius, don CBRN gear.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 07:10 PM (xSo9G)

40 Well, he did admit that he wasn't a role model.

Posted by: vrf at November 20, 2019 07:10 PM (L8qt4)

41 The Never Trumpers will look up and cry "Save us!"

And we will whisper back: "Ahoy."



Heh!

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 07:10 PM (WTo7J)

42 Charles Barkley is a character

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2019 07:10 PM (ZCEU2)

43 The deep irony of course is that National Review is supposed to super-skeptical of the mainstream press.

That's why you buy it - to get the *real story*.

Weird to find out that they pretty much slurp up the mainstream swill they warn us against.

Which is probably why their scriber base is shrinking faster than David French's dick in a room full of cheerleaders.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2019 07:10 PM (cfSRQ)

44 In the immortal words of my beloved father, my brothers, and myself:

"Fuck 'em, if they can't take a joke."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 20, 2019 07:11 PM (5aX2M)

45 zero fucks to give about this. what color socks was he wearing at the time? that's the important thing.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 07:11 PM (KP5rU)

46 He shouldn't have said he was indecisive. He should've told her it was none of her business.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 20, 2019 07:11 PM (JoUsr)

47 Barkley net worth $40M
Average Black American $19k

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2019 07:11 PM (JFO2v)

48 Oh no, Charles is going to get CANCELED!!!!

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 20, 2019 07:11 PM (f8ilN)

49 45 zero fucks to give about this. what color socks was he wearing at the time? that's the important thing.
Posted by: chavez the hugo


Hey, I don't even know who "Charles Barkley" is, that's how little I care. And no I will not Google him. The less I know about any news story, the easier it is to snark.

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2019 07:12 PM (fK2gX)

50 Charles Barkley is not a smart man.

********

Student Athletes, Contradiction in Terms - a limerick

I often view the world darkly
And state my viewpoints quite snarkily
But sports stars in college
Don't gather much knowledge
Exhibit A? Sir Charles Barkley

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2019 07:12 PM (m45I2)

51 Can't say I blame her. Got to play up any minority status you can possibly claim to get ahead in most fields these days.

Yep. Having experience and knowing what you're doing doesn't count for anything anymore. Sorta like the truth doesn't mean anything, either.
These two things may be related...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 20, 2019 07:12 PM (HaL55)

52 whose bitch be dis?

Posted by: Max Power at November 20, 2019 07:13 PM (q177U)

53 chavez- fistbump.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 20, 2019 07:13 PM (fmXEO)

54 44 In the immortal words of my beloved father, my brothers, and myself:

"Fuck 'em, if they can't take a joke."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 20, 2019 07:11 PM (5aX2M)


I've only used that phrase oh, maybe a hundred thousand times.

Because it works.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 07:13 PM (sy5kK)

55 Charles Barkley is one of those guys we sometimes hear from or about. And every single time I wonder why. He's not especially articulate or interesting. I guess his stellar accomplishment of both playing sportsball and managing not to murder or rape anyone makes him a hero whose heroic insights must be monitored.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 20, 2019 07:13 PM (H5knJ)

56 >>Charles Barkley's golf swing makes Barky McFuckstick's look professional.

>>That has nothing to do with any of this but it is godawful.

It's inexplicable. He's a professional athlete.

I'm not saying that makes him Tiger Woods but you'd think he's at least be able to swing a club without looking like a complete spaz.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2019 07:14 PM (ZLI7S)

57 Whatever. Apartment Kelly was just fine holding the door while a dude was trying to get into his apartment building.

White Knight away, boys. White Knight away.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 20, 2019 07:14 PM (EiN80)

58 Would hit.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 20, 2019 07:14 PM (gwQ4h)

59 And no I will not Google him.
--------
I do hope that means that you will not *ever* use the Goolag.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 07:14 PM (CDGwz)

60 Yup, a very pretty cappuccino-coloed twenty-something. Definitely hittable.

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2019 07:06 PM (fK2gX)



(1) Yes, she's adorbs and I would spend semen on her.

(b) That's not the sense that he meant it in. Unless you mean by "in his culture" that he's a lurker in the Horde.

Which you don't. You mean something else.

(C) Until I see something with tone of voice, I'm giving Sir Charles the benefit of the doubt. He's been a good guy for thirty years or so. I don't even watch basketball and I know he's a good guy.

(iv) I'm generally on the side of good guys.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 20, 2019 07:14 PM (gd9RK)

61 Nicknames for sale

$5

Posted by: THOMAS HEARNS at November 20, 2019 07:14 PM (rpxSz)

62 I guess his stellar accomplishment of both playing sportsball and managing not to murder or rape anyone makes him a hero whose heroic insights must be monitored.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


Wait -- he HASN'T murdered or raped anyone? This guy is amazing, a hero for the ages!

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2019 07:14 PM (fK2gX)

63 So he threatened to pecker slap a reporter? Seems like a reasonable response to a member of today's media.


Why did she think a retired basketball player had to pick a favorite candidate from the democrat field? He probably doesn't even vote.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at November 20, 2019 07:14 PM (bML9A)

64 49: preaching to the choir, zombie.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 07:14 PM (KP5rU)

65 In a later tweet, this "reporter" said,

"I hate being part of a story so here's a reminder that this is so much bigger than me: nearly 20 people per minute are physically abused by an intimate partner in the US. 1 in 4 women and 1 in 9 men experience severe intimate partner physical violence"

Source: https://preview.tinyurl.com/wb6x9j9

Is this dizzy bint claiming to have fucked Barkley? If not, why is she citing "intimate partner" stats on abuse and not celebrity v journalist stats or something that more correctly represents their non-relationship?

Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2019 07:14 PM (9t0Zz)

66 29 Welp, just tuned into CBS News by accident and they're swearing by all the saints that Sondland just hung the President.

Sure, what ever you say.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy



Useless twat Ken Starr said that Senators probably need to go to the White House and ask Trump to resign. Didn't Starr "resign" as a college president (whispers- he was fired)?

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 07:14 PM (WTo7J)

67
Heh!

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 07:10 PM (WTo7J)

---BourbonChicken used it last thread. I'm claiming it as mine, though.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2019 07:15 PM (cfSRQ)

68 I am guessing Barkley is done on ESPN then. I give it a day.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 07:15 PM (ZfRYq)

69 ...and we're looking for Barkley's opinion on D candidates why?

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 20, 2019 07:15 PM (qpv7P)

70 Just stop apologizing.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 07:15 PM (oVJmc)

71 Useless twat Ken Starr said that Senators probably need to go to the White House and ask Trump to resign. Didn't Starr "resign" as a college president (whispers- he was fired)?
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 07:14 PM (WTo7J)


Not what he said.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 07:15 PM (ZfRYq)

72 Why is a 'political reporter' interviewing Barkley?

Why is she referred to as a 'political reporter'. and not as a 'journalist'?

Posted by: davidt at November 20, 2019 07:15 PM (l3+k2)

73 Useless twat Ken Starr said that Senators probably
need to go to the White House and ask Trump to resign. Didn't Starr
"resign" as a college president (whispers- he was fired)?

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 07:14 PM (WTo7J)

---
Yes. Baylor. Big scandal.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2019 07:16 PM (cfSRQ)

74 I'm not saying that I don't like Pelosi or Schiff.
But I would unplug their life support to make a pot of coffee.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 07:16 PM (ob5xJ)

75 thanks, ben.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 07:16 PM (KP5rU)

76 I think we should rate public figures by an Arkansas bastard baby index.

I'm guessing Charles Barkley scores a non-zero positive integer.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2019 07:16 PM (m45I2)

77 Not what he said.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 07:15 PM (ZfRYq)

This.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 20, 2019 07:16 PM (JCrfD)

78 Hey, I don't even know who "Charles Barkley" is, that's how little I care. And no I will not Google him. The less I know about any news story, the easier it is to snark.

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2019 07:12 PM


Barkley once said he'd play basketball for the KKK team as long as they paid him enough.

His mother objected to him voting for GW Bush because Republicans are for the rich people. Barkley pointed out to his mother that he *is* rich.

Posted by: Bert G at November 20, 2019 07:16 PM (OMsf+)

79 I had to explain to my daughter why that skank Monica Lewinsky had an hour special on HBO this weekend.

Posted by: Charles Barkley. at November 20, 2019 07:17 PM (7bcfy)

80
Well, the Queen has fired Prince Andrew. See the Daily Mail -- the shit is hitting the fan with Randy Andy.

Her Majesty has relieved him of his "royal duties" for the "foreseeable future".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 07:17 PM (NMAzL)

81 A journalist insisting a sports figure make a political statement.
He should have hit her. (I kid)

Enough of the politicization of every d@mn thing.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2019 07:18 PM (bDqIh)

82 Wow - Dems are really set on this 55 day delay on our tax dollars being sent to a new regime being an impeachable offense huh? Don't care.

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 20, 2019 07:18 PM (qpv7P)

83 Can't take a joke.

Posted by: klaftern at November 20, 2019 07:18 PM (RuIsu)

84 I had to explain to my daughter why that skank Monica Lewinsky had an hour special on HBO this weekend.
Posted by: Charles Barkley


Tutorial on how to be a baller?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 07:18 PM (ob5xJ)

85 Charles Barkley is like Honey Badger.

He don't give a shit.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 07:18 PM (DBGf/)

86 The Dems seemed REALLY hung up on Trump not staying on talking points.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 07:18 PM (ZfRYq)

87 There's video of Charles Barkley pulling a Ron Burgundy and reading everything off the teleprompter, including the line "I'm a dumbass."

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 20, 2019 07:18 PM (RQiaa)

88 some people here need to drop the hot takes. If you don't know what was said STFU & STFD

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 07:19 PM (BqBId)

89 Hey everybody. Just popping in.

Whenever someone threatens to hit a reporter, they always say the same thing: "Not in the face!!" :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 07:19 PM (L2ZTs)

90 Feminism is a stone grift.

Posted by: klaftern at November 20, 2019 07:19 PM (RuIsu)

91 LOL. No royal duties, no royal allowance.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 07:19 PM (DBGf/)

92 71 Useless twat Ken Starr said that Senators probably need to go to the White House and ask Trump to resign. Didn't Starr "resign" as a college president (whispers- he was fired)?
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 07:14 PM (WTo7J)

Not what he said.

Posted by: blaster



Ah, ok. Not surprised. I still think Starr is a useless twat but I'm also not surprised that his words got twisted.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 07:19 PM (WTo7J)

93 If not, why is she citing "intimate partner" stats on abuse and not celebrity v journalist stats or something that more correctly represents their non-relationship?

Because she is playing the Damsel In Distress card, like women in Left media always do when called on their bullshit. Like how the media trolled the Astros because they had the temerity to hire Osuna.

The "stories" about the Astros cheating? That's coming from the same place. Someone called the media out, and now the media are at war with the Astros.

That guy in the Cubs stands who did the 'okay' sign at the media? Same thing. The Cubs had to ban him or there'd be doxxing on them.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at November 20, 2019 07:19 PM (ykYG2)

94 The deep irony of course is that National Review is supposed to super-skeptical of the mainstream press.

That's why you buy it - to get the *real story*.

Weird to find out that they pretty much slurp up the mainstream swill they warn us against.

Which is probably why their scriber base is shrinking faster than David French's dick in a room full of cheerleaders.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2019 07:10 PM (cfSRQ)

The NR was 90 percent Vichy Republican when Buckley ran it. These days it has nothing to offer.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 20, 2019 07:19 PM (FTPn0)

95
Oh, and Epstein had a "party shower" in his New Mexico Breeder Ranch:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7703257

Also, some other interesting deco items there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 07:19 PM (NMAzL)

96 I keep expecting Castro to put on a Chef's Hat and start making Tepanyaki when they show him.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 07:19 PM (hNE8k)

97 80
Well, the Queen has fired Prince Andrew. See the Daily Mail -- the shit is hitting the fan with Randy Andy.

Her Majesty has relieved him of his "royal duties" for the "foreseeable future".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 07:17 PM (NMAzL)

He's considering doing a second interview.

*face palm*

I've got little doubt that they've got him locked in a room with pots and pans and a trident when he isn't out in public.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2019 07:19 PM (j3npP)

98 80; another thing i give zero fucks about. inbred, useless, limeys.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 07:19 PM (KP5rU)

99 *lights a match*

aannnd off sock.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 07:19 PM (ykYG2)

100 I'd hit that >>>> I'd sniff that

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 07:19 PM (rpxSz)

101 88 some people here need to drop the hot takes. If you don't know what was said STFU & STFD
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 07:19 PM (BqBId)

---

And you are...?

Posted by: SMH at November 20, 2019 07:20 PM (RU4sa)

102 Apparently Alexi (dude's name, right?) had some of her own insensitive comments found out:

"Today I was reminded of some past insensitive tweets, and I am deeply sorry to anyone I offended. I have since deleted those tweets as they do not reflect my views or who I am today."

Source: https://preview.tinyurl.com/wcp2546

I approve of the practice of doing oppo research on cancel culture trolls.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2019 07:20 PM (9t0Zz)

103 Welp, just tuned into CBS News by accident and they're swearing by all the saints that Sondland just hung the President.

"They said you was hung!"

"And they was right!"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 07:20 PM (oVJmc)

104 In a later tweet, this "reporter" said,

"I hate being part of a story so here's a reminder that this is so much bigger than me: nearly 20 people per minute are physically abused by an intimate partner in the US. 1 in 4 women and 1 in 9 men experience severe intimate partner physical violence"


Virtue status:

[X] signaled
[ ] not signaled.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 07:20 PM (DXT9A)

105 >>Her Majesty has relieved him of his "royal duties" for the "foreseeable future".



Who will do the strip mall ribbon cutting ceremonies, now?

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 07:20 PM (hNE8k)

106 Why is she even asking him about politics? He is always clowning around on television. Cancel culture will ruin everything. We have become obtuse dolts. I am glad I am on the back nine of life.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at November 20, 2019 07:21 PM (vGJY7)

107 Why did she ask Charles Barkley for a political opinion? Is she an idiot?
It would have been amusing if he had said he'sa Trump supporter.
Reporters are stupid.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at November 20, 2019 07:21 PM (eAMlh)

108 Her Majesty has relieved him of his "royal duties" for the "foreseeable future".


*********


Andrew- the oddest formerly known as Prince.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2019 07:21 PM (m45I2)

109 "If you don't know what was said STFU & STFD"

That is not who we are.

Posted by: freaked, space alien, not worth mentioning really at November 20, 2019 07:21 PM (Tnijr)

110 another thing i give zero fucks about. inbred, useless, limeys.

That's why I tend to identify as Jewish instead. They're less despised in public. Hell, I'd probably rather wear a Star Of David in downtown Damascus than admit to being English anymore

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 07:21 PM (ykYG2)

111
Alternate post title:

Fake Reporter From Fake News Site Axios Antagonizes Famous Black Man For Daring To Stray Off The Democrat Plantation

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 20, 2019 07:22 PM (MBgz5)

112 *peruses sidebar*

AoSHQ 'ettes > Surfragettes

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 20, 2019 07:22 PM (rBtIz)

113 >>Is this dizzy bint claiming to have fucked Barkley? If not, why is she
citing "intimate partner" stats on abuse and not celebrity v journalist
stats or something that more correctly represents their
non-relationship?

She's a feminist activist pretending to be a reporter and using this opportunity to push her activist stuff. Probably got an undergrad degree in Women's Studies.


Shameless, really. But they're all shameless in the MSM.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2019 07:22 PM (bDqIh)

114 You never hit a journalist...shit splatters.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at November 20, 2019 07:22 PM (bML9A)

115 Ah, ok. Not surprised. I still think Starr is a useless twat but I'm also not surprised that his words got twisted.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 07:19 PM (WTo7J)


He's the cat that got handed Bill Clinton using the Oval Office to step on Paula Jones filing a legit suit, and decided the willing intern blowing the President was the better play.

Ponder that. Then ponder why he ended up at Baylor. Then ponder that.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 20, 2019 07:22 PM (EiN80)

116 88: some people here need to drop the hot takes. If you don't know what was said STFU & STFD


But it was on the internet, It must be true!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 07:22 PM (WTo7J)

117 Oh for fuck's sake, this little buttercup has been flogged by more dong than Johnny Wad's thighs.

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 07:22 PM (wo3c/)

118 Give Elizabeth credit, she can be a mean old battle ax.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 20, 2019 07:23 PM (JCrfD)

119

Ohhhhh, I thought you said my pubic duties.

Posted by: Prince Andrew at November 20, 2019 07:23 PM (MBgz5)

120 Noah Rothman, David French, basically everyone at NR was all-in on Russia and still won't admit otherwise.


French is all-in on this bullshit, too. And whatever the next one is.

If it comes out of the mouth of a Democrat it's a lie. If it's an action performed by a Democrat it's probably depraved.
Why don't neverTrumpers get it?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at November 20, 2019 07:23 PM (eAMlh)

121 She's a feminist activist pretending to be a reporter and using this opportunity to push her activist stuff. Probably got an undergrad degree in Women's Studies.


Shameless, really. But they're all shameless in the MSM.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2019 07:22 PM (bDqIh)


I think she is subtweeting that he beats his wife

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 07:23 PM (ZfRYq)

122 Monica Lewinsky had one job.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 07:23 PM (ykYG2)

123 88 some people here need to drop the hot takes. If you don't know what was said STFU & STFD
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit


If everyone obeyed this rule, the entire globe would be plunged into a deafening silence.

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2019 07:24 PM (fK2gX)

124 is there a link? It sounds like a pretty funny remark really. I remember when Barkley was going to run as a Republican in Alabama I think. That was a long time ago. He seems to me to be well on the left these days. I would rather listen to Shaq and Kenny Smith than Barkley. Shaq has a lot more going for him than many realize. The guy is a real businessman.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 07:24 PM (n13/j)

125 122 Monica Lewinsky had one job.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 07:23 PM (ykYG2)

Too bad she blew it

Posted by: Roy at November 20, 2019 07:24 PM (ABjxW)

126 heck, the weeper whining again.

Posted by: trapper's girl at November 20, 2019 07:24 PM (dnjy6)

127 Why don't neverTrumpers get it?

Because they're in on the grift.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 07:24 PM (ykYG2)

128

I was really looking forward to hosting a charity for other people to donate for the environment, too.

Posted by: Prince Andrew at November 20, 2019 07:24 PM (MBgz5)

129 88 some people here need to drop the hot takes. If you don't know what was said STFU & STFD

You know who else was #88 ?

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2019 07:24 PM (am9TE)

130 There once was a Prince named Andrew
who ran with a fast crew
but he hit a shoal,
definitely an own goal,
and now he misses Koo.

Posted by: Kazi at November 20, 2019 07:24 PM (0x00j)

131 Monica Lewinsky had one job.

It was my understanding that there was more than one.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 20, 2019 07:24 PM (JCrfD)

132 Posted by: SMH at November 20, 2019 07:20 PM (RU4sa)
*******
Someone who has seen about 10 instances of this & you are??

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 07:24 PM (BqBId)

133 Why don't neverTrumpers get it?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at November 20, 2019 07:23 PM (eAMlh)


Because deep in their black hearts, they're really Progressive Demonrats!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 07:24 PM (BiNEL)

134 Has Swallwell tooted again?

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 20, 2019 07:25 PM (zoJ0T)

135 barkley ever eat at chik fil a? bet he did. uncouth fuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 07:25 PM (KP5rU)

136 *shakes fist*

Damn it, Roy! Beat me to it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 20, 2019 07:25 PM (rBtIz)

137 If it comes out of the mouth of a Democrat it's a lie. If it's an action performed by a Democrat it's probably depraved.
Why don't neverTrumpers get it?
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at November 20, 2019 07:23 PM (eAMlh)

Because they want to be Democrats, but the Ds are overbooked.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 20, 2019 07:25 PM (FTPn0)

138 You know who else was #88 ?

Lynn Swann?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 20, 2019 07:25 PM (JCrfD)

139 I watched most of today's hearing and could not figure out why they brought in Hale and Cooper.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at November 20, 2019 07:25 PM (KSBDE)

140 Seen on FB - Gonna jump out ahead of this one and say Epstein's guards didn't kill themselves either.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 07:25 PM (ZfRYq)

141 >>I approve of the practice of doing oppo research on cancel culture trolls.

Cernovich retweeted some of these old tweets.
Knowing him, he also filed a complaint with Axios HR so it's on record. He does this so there's stuff later in the event of a lawsuit (such as the Covington stuff).

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2019 07:25 PM (bDqIh)

142 >Monica Lewinsky had one job.


Coincidentally, so does a cigar cutter.

Posted by: Roy at November 20, 2019 07:26 PM (ABjxW)

143 A couple of interesting text messages between Strozk and Page
Undercover Huber
@JohnWHuber

https://tinyurl.com/uwofl7l

Posted by: redridinghood at November 20, 2019 07:26 PM (wiXsO)

144 When you apologize for NOTHING, you just give the victim class validation.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 07:26 PM (LOq4H)

145 You know who else was #88 ?

Not me, I died at 84. Hail Xenu!

Posted by: Benjamin Franklin at November 20, 2019 07:26 PM (9t0Zz)

146 And you are...?
Posted by: SMH at November 20, 2019 07:20 PM (RU4sa)


Yeah. This shit is not tolerated in my AO either.

Funny, ain't it - folks of all tribes can get along - until the MRE case gets rat fucked.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 20, 2019 07:26 PM (EiN80)

147 I'm giving him a pass, but if he'd said CALM DOWN, the tits, they would NOT be calm.

/s

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 07:26 PM (ptqGC)

148 osted by: zombie at November 20, 2019 07:24 PM (fK2gX)
****
No actually people who know the context of his statement would understand it

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 07:26 PM (BqBId)

149 138 You know who else was #88 ?

Lynn Swann?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)


Meade Lux Lewis?

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2019 07:26 PM (fK2gX)

150 French is all-in on this bullshit, too. And whatever the next one is.

If it comes out of the mouth of a Democrat it's a lie. If it's an action performed by a Democrat it's probably depraved.
Why don't neverTrumpers get it?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at November 20, 2019 07:23 PM (eAMlh)



And when it fizzles out and is proven to be the joke that it is, (it already has been since the transcript was released but anyways,) he'll claim he wasn't all on board and was always skeptical of it.

Posted by: buzzion at November 20, 2019 07:26 PM (Z7lwY)

151 125 122 Monica Lewinsky had one job.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 07:23 PM (ykYG2)

Too bad she blew it
Posted by: Roy at November 20, 2019 07:24 PM (ABjxW)


Set and spike.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 07:26 PM (ZfRYq)

152 Alexi has already issued the required modern follow-up tweet:

"Today I was reminded of some past insensitive tweets, and I am deeply sorry to anyone I offended. I have since deleted those tweets as they do not reflect my views or who I am today."

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 20, 2019 07:26 PM (Y3Dab)

153 OT-The selling of Michelle Obama. NY Post columnist doesn't like her craven appeal for cash. Mugs and hats and a lousy book Maybe she will be the compromise candidate. One shirt says, "When they go low, we go high." In what universe is that, Michelle?!!.

I guess they haven't reached the point where they've made enough money.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2019 07:26 PM (WI7YS)

154 129 88 some people here need to drop the hot takes. If you don't know what was said STFU & STFD

You know who else was #88 ?
Posted by: jsg



Dale Jarrett?

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 07:27 PM (WTo7J)

155 Someone who has seen about 10 instances of this & you are??

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 07:24 PM (BqBId)


SMH has earned a place here,
you, on the other hand, are still on probation!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 07:27 PM (BiNEL)

156 138 You know who else was #88 ?



Lynn Swann?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)



Meade Lux Lewis?

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2019 07:26 PM (fK2gX)

Drew Pearson?

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 07:27 PM (n13/j)

157 The NR was 90 percent Vichy Republican when Buckley ran it. ...
Posted by: Oldcat at November 20, 2019 07:19 PM (FTPn0)


Bullshit.

Posted by: Kazi at November 20, 2019 07:27 PM (0x00j)

158 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 07:27 PM (BiNEL)
******
Wake the Kids

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 07:28 PM (BqBId)

159 Dale Jarrett?

Dale Earnhardt Jr.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 20, 2019 07:28 PM (HaL55)

160 Why don't neverTrumpers get it?
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at November 20, 2019 07:23 PM (eAMlh)

------

Oh, they get it.

Right in the keister. And the face hole. Prolly in the ear too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 20, 2019 07:28 PM (5aX2M)

161 Welp, just tuned into CBS News by accident and they're swearing by all the saints that Sondland just hung the President.

By all the saints they meant Karl Marx, Friedrich Engels, Vladimir Lenin, Joseph Stalin, Pol Pot, Fidel Castro, Kim Jong Il, ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 07:28 PM (DXT9A)

162 yet you googled the reporter ? of same story ?

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 20, 2019 07:28 PM (B+t5k)

163
OT-The selling of Michelle Obama. NY Post columnist doesn't like her
craven appeal for cash. Mugs and hats and a lousy book Maybe she will be
the compromise candidate. One shirt says, "When they go low, we go
high." In what universe is that, Michelle?!!.



I guess they haven't reached the point where they've made enough money.





Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2019 07:26 PM (WI7YS)


Oh, come on Fen. You know you want your hubs to give your her glossy new journal for Christmas.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 07:28 PM (ptqGC)

164 154 129 88 some people here need to drop the hot takes. If you don't know what was said STFU & STFD

You know who else was #88 ?
Posted by: jsg


Dale Jarrett?

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 07:27 PM (WTo7J)



Earnhardt Jr?

Posted by: buzzion at November 20, 2019 07:28 PM (Z7lwY)

165 156 138 You know who else was #88 ?



Lynn Swann?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)



Meade Lux Lewis?

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2019 07:26 PM (fK2gX)

Drew Pearson?
Posted by: Quint


Ike Turner's backup band?

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2019 07:29 PM (fK2gX)

166 From now on, whenever Alexi asks anyone a question, that person should act like they're about to give a really juicy answer on the condition it's off the record.

When Alexi excitedly agrees, tell her "Just kidding, we all know 'off the record' means nothing to you."

Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2019 07:29 PM (9t0Zz)

167 Michelle Obama's new book " another craven cash grab":

https://tinyurl.com/ulg8k6h

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2019 07:29 PM (WI7YS)

168 I saw Dale Earnhardt Jr eating at a Waffle House in High Point NC on Christmas Eve.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 07:29 PM (ZfRYq)

169 151 125 122 Monica Lewinsky had one job.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 07:23 PM (ykYG2)

Too bad she blew it
Posted by: Roy at November 20, 2019 07:24 PM (ABjxW)

Set and spike.
Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 07:26 PM (ZfRYq)


C'mon. One swallow doesn't make the spring.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 07:29 PM (DXT9A)

170
I do hope that means that you will not *ever* use the Goolag.



In Soviet America, the Goolag uses YOU.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 07:29 PM (oVJmc)

171 Charles just needs to claim that he chooses to live the rest of his life as a gay black man.

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 07:30 PM (wo3c/)

172 I saw Dale Earnhardt Jr eating at a Waffle House in High Point NC on Christmas Eve.
Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 07:29 PM (ZfRYq)

His hair was perfect.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 20, 2019 07:30 PM (ECrgQ)

173 I never saw a dame yet that didn't understand a good slap in the mouth or a slug from a .45.

Posted by: H. Bogart at November 20, 2019 07:30 PM (Sre7J)

174 OT-The selling of Michelle Obama. NY Post columnist doesn't like her craven appeal for cash. Mugs and hats and a lousy book Maybe she will be the compromise candidate. One shirt says, "When they go low, we go high." In what universe is that, Michelle?!!.

I guess they haven't reached the point where they've made enough money.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2019 07:26 PM (WI7YS)

If they have any brains, that's how they will stay. I always said Hillary! was a fool for going into politics. Being the "smartest woman in the world" pays better and lasts longer and is less stressful.

Michelle O and Barry just have to push out a ghostwritten turd every few years to keep the money flowing forever. Running for office means they have to take sides and make enemies.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 20, 2019 07:30 PM (FTPn0)

175 I saw Dale Earnhardt Jr eating at a Waffle House in High Point NC on Christmas Eve.
Posted by: blaster

----

And his hair was perfect!

Ah OOOOO!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 07:30 PM (Y4EXg)

176 162 yet you googled the reporter ? of same story ?
Posted by: Jasper Moore


Pictures of pretty ladies are an allowable exception to every rule.

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2019 07:30 PM (fK2gX)

177 Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 07:28 PM (ptqGC)

LOL. Sounds like quite a dimwitted book.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2019 07:30 PM (WI7YS)

178 Useless twat Ken Starr said that Senators probably

need to go to the White House and ask Trump to resign. Didn't Starr

"resign" as a college president (whispers- he was fired)?



Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 07:14 PM (WTo7J)


Starr is full of shit. Putting aside the fact that "everybody knew" is not evidence of anything, under no circumstances is it bribery for a country to attach strings to foreign aid. Even if Trump had done every last thing they have accused him of, all he would have "committed" is his constitutional duty to direct foreign affairs.

And, again, Sondland had no statements whatsoever that "prove" bribery. Starr's claim that today "proved" Trump had obstructed Congress is not only ridiculous but I couldn't even follow his logic.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2019 07:30 PM (imSgd)

179 yovanovich can speak for herself, bucko.

potus fired her, as was his prerogative.

Posted by: trapper's girl at November 20, 2019 07:30 PM (dnjy6)

180 Lyn Swan was a Republican I believe. I think he ran one time and might have won but I won't look it up. I met Franco Harris once, he was a really cool guy and a serious businessman.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 07:31 PM (n13/j)

181 Damn it Linn!!

* shakes tiny fists in impotent rage*

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 07:31 PM (Y4EXg)

182 i saw acwerewolf drinking a perrier at trader vics.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 07:31 PM (KP5rU)

183 I've got little doubt that they've got him locked in a room with pots and pans and a trident when he isn't out in public.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2019 07:19 PM (j3npP)

=======


Rec for Dirty Rotten Scoundrels film reference!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 20, 2019 07:31 PM (Y3Dab)

184 Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 07:30 PM (Y4EXg)

Great minds!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 20, 2019 07:31 PM (ECrgQ)

185 Looking at some land Wa/Id border. When it hits, head there. Skull and Crossbone sign will mean both danger and friend. Figure we got a year, maybe two...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 07:31 PM (LOq4H)

186 I wouldn't even hit her.

Posted by: Carl at November 20, 2019 07:32 PM (y5wNE)

187 180 Lyn Swan was a Republican I believe. I think he ran one time and might have won but I won't look it up. I met Franco Harris once, he was a really cool guy and a serious businessman.


Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 07:31 PM (n13/j)



He ran but I don't think he won. Not the Senate anyways. Maybe he ran for a state level office and won?

Posted by: buzzion at November 20, 2019 07:32 PM (Z7lwY)

188 186 I wouldn't even hit her.
Posted by: Carl


Not even with a ten-inch pole?

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2019 07:32 PM (fK2gX)

189 * shakes tiny fists in impotent rage*
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 07:31 PM (Y4EXg)

{{{TonyPete}}}

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 20, 2019 07:32 PM (ECrgQ)

190 Once again, THAT'S NOT WHAT KEN STARR SAID.

NOT
NOT
NOT

This gets annoying.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 20, 2019 07:33 PM (JCrfD)

191 One swallow doesn't make the spring.

Had she swallowed, Billy Boy might never have been impeached. He was done in by the fact that Monica's a messy eater and too lazy to do the laundry.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 20, 2019 07:33 PM (H5knJ)

192 We've reached the portion of the show, down here, where the old men are starting to bring the prostitutes in for dinner. This is a critical point for them - can't get too liquored up, but you have to keep your courage up. This is prime people-watching time.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 20, 2019 07:33 PM (EiN80)

193 {{{TonyPete}}}
Posted by: Linn Ridge

---

Hugs back! We all must make the TxMoMe next year.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 07:33 PM (Y4EXg)

194 Barkley needs to learn: "never complain; never explain."

Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2019 07:33 PM (TdMsT)

195 Obviously, based on her bathing suit pic, The Round Mound of Rebound meant "fuck", not "strike with my fist".

Sir Charles is a rare one.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2019 07:34 PM (FzjAl)

196
OT-The selling of Michelle Obama. NY Post columnist doesn't like her craven appeal for cash. Mugs and hats and a lousy book Maybe she will be the compromise candidate. One shirt says, "When they go low, we go high."

When they go Limbo we go Mambo!

https://youtu.be/zv7v4MJcD74

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2019 07:34 PM (aKsyK)

197 And here's another thing President Romney would not have done!

Team Trump@TeamTrump
Congratulations, Joe Biden!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2019 07:34 PM (+y/Ru)

198 Hugs back! We all must make the TxMoMe next year.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 07:33 PM (Y4EXg)

YES!!!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 20, 2019 07:34 PM (ECrgQ)

199 Oops, forgot to post a link to said bathing suit pic:

https://images.app.goo.gl/fmrptbxNGvxfvwQK8

You're welcome.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 20, 2019 07:34 PM (FzjAl)

200 Boy, Ken Starr really stepped in it today.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2019 07:35 PM (ZLI7S)

201 Tonypete, I second that.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 20, 2019 07:35 PM (fmXEO)

202 Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2019 07:35 PM (ZLI7S)

I never liked you.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 20, 2019 07:35 PM (JCrfD)

203 Fun story: When Dale Earnhardt, Sr. died, the news hit CO in the middle of night. The guards rousted every prisoner on the block, made us come down to the commons, stand at attention, and observe a moment of silence.

I didn't crack up, but it took effort. H

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 20, 2019 07:36 PM (5aX2M)

204 Hi Ben Had!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2019 07:36 PM (TdMsT)

205 Franco Harris is a Bigtime Democrat & backed Obama & every Democrat back from him

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 07:36 PM (BqBId)

206 Terrible. This is no joke. Not hitting women when they deserve it is no laughing matter.

Posted by: KRockFM at November 20, 2019 07:36 PM (VpGKf)

207 He ran but I don't think he won. Not the Senate anyways. Maybe he ran for a state level office and won?

Posted by: buzzion at November 20, 2019 07:32 PM (Z7lwY)

It looks like you are right. He should run again in PA. Wiki says he was anti Trump but who knows what that means really. He should run if there is a gettable seat.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 07:36 PM (n13/j)

208 The deep irony of course is that National Review is supposed to super-skeptical of the mainstream press.
That's why you buy it - to get the *real story*.
Weird to find out that they pretty much slurp up the mainstream swill they warn us against.


I think you misspelled "hot milky loads."

Posted by: Max Power at November 20, 2019 07:36 PM (q177U)

209 >>OT-The selling of Michelle Obama. NY Post columnist doesn't like her

craven appeal for cash. Mugs and hats and a lousy book Maybe she will be

the compromise candidate. One shirt says, "When they go low, we go

high." In what universe is that, Michelle?!!.



I guess they haven't reached the point where they've made enough money.
- - - -
Michelle is in it for the attention, the media love. Look at what she did as POTUS: a ton of media visits, special guest appearances on tv shows. Look at what they're doing now: becoming big media producers via their Higher Ground Productions*. They're not just pushing out a few of the typical autobiographies, they are now players in Hollywood, creating tv, movie, book, and podcast content. Hell, Michelle is also participating in the just-announced Oprah Wellness celebrity tour for Weight Watchers (of which Oprah has at least a 10% stake).


Michelle won't run. She like the uncritical adulation of the media over politics.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2019 07:36 PM (bDqIh)

210 Did I miss something big today? Daily Caller insinuating Sondland was devastating to Trump and Schitt is going ahead on impeachment.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 20, 2019 07:36 PM (/bKlZ)

211 Boy, Ken Starr really stepped in it today.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2019 07:35 PM (ZLI7S)
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What did Kenny-boy do?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 07:37 PM (3Z6pZ)

212
Franco Harris is a Bigtime Democrat backed Obama every Democrat back from him

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 07:36 PM (BqBId)

ok, that is good info. I only spoke with him about business and he was a very nice guy.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 07:37 PM (n13/j)

213 Once again, THAT'S NOT WHAT KEN STARR SAID.

NOT
NOT
NOT

This gets annoying.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 20, 2019 07:33 PM (JCrfD)
*****
Ya Think ??

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 07:37 PM (BqBId)

214 Fun story: When Dale Earnhardt, Sr. died, the news hit CO in the middle
of night. The guards rousted every prisoner on the block, made us come
down to the commons, stand at attention, and observe a moment of
silence.


Nobody here hit anybody in the rear bumper for a week - just out of fucking respect for the man.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 20, 2019 07:37 PM (EiN80)

215 Ladyl, Darlin, how are ya this evening?

Posted by: Ben Had at November 20, 2019 07:37 PM (fmXEO)

216 The guards rousted every prisoner on the block, made us come down to the commons, stand at attention, and observe a moment of silence.

I read that too quickly and my brain told me you said "roasted".

Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2019 07:37 PM (9t0Zz)

217 >>What did Kenny-boy do?

I'm not sure. You should ask Circa, he's the one spreading the rumor.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2019 07:37 PM (ZLI7S)

218 Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 07:37 PM (n13/j)
*******
By all accounts he is !

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 07:38 PM (BqBId)

219 Daily Caller insinuating Sondland was devastating to Trump and Schitt is going ahead on impeachment.

Uh, no.

He said nothing different from any of the other shitbags. Lots of "presumed" and "assumed."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 20, 2019 07:38 PM (JCrfD)

220 194 Barkley needs to learn: "never complain; never explain."
Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2019 07:33 PM (TdMsT)


You'd think in this era of hyper-sensitivity to ... well, everything ... you'd censor yourself, especially when talking to a reporter, still more especially when talking to a reporterette, and most especially when talking to a minority reporterette.

In fact, you'd be well-advised not to say anything, just to be safe, maybe just grunt and nod periodically.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 07:38 PM (DXT9A)

221 Fairness and equality demand that Barkley get fired and culturally cancelled as someone with melanin deficiency or conservative would in similar circumstances.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 20, 2019 07:38 PM (Vtpvv)

222 If this reporter has ever been abused by a man he was a Democrat.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at November 20, 2019 07:38 PM (eAMlh)

223 Ooooof - Maloney is having a rough time here.

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 20, 2019 07:38 PM (qpv7P)

224 190 Once again, THAT'S NOT WHAT KEN STARR SAID.

NOT
NOT
NOT

This gets annoying.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 20, 2019 07:33 PM (JCrfD)

Why you should never repeat what you have heard

Like "I shot the clerk", My Cousin Vinny

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 07:38 PM (rpxSz)

225 Boy, Ken Starr really stepped in it today.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2019 07:35 PM (ZLI7S)

Ken Starr makes me think of Paul Ryan. What exactly did these guys accomplish for conservatives?

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 07:38 PM (n13/j)

226 >>>OT-The selling of Michelle Obama. NY Post columnist doesn't like her craven appeal for cash. Mugs and hats and a lousy book Maybe she will be the compromise candidate.

Wait till they get a load of her penis

Posted by: Max Power at November 20, 2019 07:38 PM (q177U)

227 New Libertarian slogan:

When they go low, we get high.

Posted by: Kazi at November 20, 2019 07:38 PM (0x00j)

228 The head of federal prisons was quoted on
Tucker last night saying they needed to get rid of the bad corrections officers in the federal system, so yeah, Epstein's guards are totally dead.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at November 20, 2019 07:39 PM (bML9A)

229 I heard Ken Starr really stepped in it today.


What do I win?

Posted by: grammie winger at November 20, 2019 07:39 PM (lwiT4)

230 >>>He said nothing different from any of the other shitbags. Lots of "presumed" and "assumed."



Roger that. I saw it at the DC and it seemed like they were panicking.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 20, 2019 07:39 PM (/bKlZ)

231 Who is Charles Barkley and why should I care what he says or does?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 20, 2019 07:39 PM (hku12)

232 Did I miss something big today? Daily Caller
insinuating Sondland was devastating to Trump and Schitt is going ahead
on impeachment.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 20, 2019 07:36 PM (/bKlZ)

Sondland is only devastating if you buy "well no, the President nor anyone else ever said that aid would be held up if there wasn't an investigation but everybody I knew thought that." as proof of anything.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2019 07:39 PM (imSgd)

233 Buy on the ID side.They have resolved the water issue (caused by the courts) that added about $20k to the cost of drilling a well in WA state. Shut down a lot of building permits on the east side. I suspect they will try and do it again.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 20, 2019 07:39 PM (JKNZq)

234 Was there a deadpool on Dale Earnhardt?

Who won?

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 07:40 PM (DBGf/)

235 This is like PETA getting bent out of shape about chickens and crosswalks...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 20, 2019 07:40 PM (Ct55T)

236 Lots of people stepped in it today. Jennifer Griffin may hesitate to tweet for awhile, if she has any sense

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 20, 2019 07:40 PM (Y3Dab)

237 >>>Sondland is only devastating if you buy "well no, the President nor anyone else ever said that aid would be held up if there wasn't an investigation but everybody I knew thought that." as proof of anything.



Okay. Wonder why the DC went all to water?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 20, 2019 07:40 PM (/bKlZ)

238 120:

"
If it comes out of the mouth of a Democrat it's a lie. If it's an action performed by a Democrat it's probably depraved.
Why don't neverTrumpers get it?"

They also are on Team Left and lie with the same abandon.

Cut them loose.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 20, 2019 07:40 PM (iw59Q)

239 Man, ya'll hear what Ken Starr said today; he denied the Holocaust ever happened, said the moon landing was faked, and that The Last Jedi was unambiguously the best film of the franchise.

Fuckin Ken Starr. I hate that guy. Ans his children. And his dog. And his children's dogs.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 20, 2019 07:40 PM (H5knJ)

240 Ms. Cooper from the side looks like Nate Silver with hair

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 07:40 PM (BqBId)

241 I always kind of liked Charles Barkley. I hope he doesn't get the boot over this dumb joke.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 20, 2019 07:40 PM (lwiT4)

242 You'd think in this era of hyper-sensitivity to ...
well, everything ... you'd censor yourself, especially when talking to a
reporter, still more especially when talking to a reporterette, and
most especially when talking to a minority reporterette.



In fact, you'd be well-advised not to say anything, just to be safe, maybe just grunt and nod periodically.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 07:38 PM (DXT9A)

it is no way to live. I feel sorry for those in school today and at colleges. Hell, I feel sorry for us all. Damn the idea we can't express ourselves. This is dystopian.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 07:40 PM (n13/j)

243
The guards rousted every prisoner on the block

And made 'em do the jailhouse rock.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2019 07:40 PM (aKsyK)

244 when ya come up side a man's head, or a woman's

Posted by: Deacon Jones at November 20, 2019 07:40 PM (r+sAi)

245 Oops, forgot to post a link to said bathing suit pic:

https://images.app.goo.gl/fmrptbxNGvxfvwQK8

You're welcome.


She looks about 4'11" and she needs to stop skipping leg day.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2019 07:40 PM (9t0Zz)

246 215 Ladyl, Darlin, how are ya this evening?
Posted by: Ben Had at November 20, 2019 07:37 PM (fmXEO)



I'm still this side of the dirt, so it's a good day!

How are you?

Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2019 07:40 PM (TdMsT)

247 Tonypete, I second that.
Posted by: Ben Had

---

Thank you Ma'am.

My days of caring for 120 head of dairy are long behind me but I do think a few head of steers would be nice. Texas beckons strongly.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 07:40 PM (Y4EXg)

248 I would never hit a lady. But there are some females I'd stomp the shit out of.



Female - Lady. Words are NOT interchangeable

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 07:08 PM (ob5xJ)


Truth !

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2019 07:41 PM (zr5Kq)

249 Ken who ????

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2019 07:41 PM (zr5Kq)

250
You'd think in this era of hyper-sensitivity to ... well, everything ... you'd censor yourself, especially when talking to a reporter, still more especially when talking to a reporterette, and most especially when talking to a minority reporterette.


Especially when said reporter is 25 years old.

IOW, a lightweight moron 'reporter' like Ben Rhodes talked about.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 07:41 PM (oVJmc)

251 I understand Ken Starr was a real shitweasel today.

Posted by: buzzion at November 20, 2019 07:41 PM (Z7lwY)

252 Ken who ????


Ringo's brother.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 07:41 PM (oVJmc)

253 Roger that. I saw it at the DC and it seemed like they were panicking.
*******
because they weren't watching & didn't see the context of what he was saying?

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 07:42 PM (BqBId)

254

Is Ken Starr the guy who's married to Belle Starr?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2019 07:42 PM (aKsyK)

255 "Look at meeeeee !!!"
_Ken doll

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2019 07:42 PM (zr5Kq)

256 Qb for the old packers...

Posted by: Pliney at November 20, 2019 07:42 PM (nzKWW)

257 Did y'alls hear about the guy who pulled a knife on Mr. Hand ?

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2019 07:42 PM (am9TE)

258 Why is she even asking him about politics?

I can't wait to hear his views on string theory.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 07:42 PM (DXT9A)

259 why do these fucks get to make such outrageous claims, (untruths) in their line of questioning with no pushback?

it's infuriating.

Posted by: trapper's girl at November 20, 2019 07:43 PM (dnjy6)

260 s Ken Starr the guy who's married to Belle Starr?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2019 07:42 PM (aKsyK)

Star Jones

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2019 07:43 PM (zr5Kq)

261 "I shot the clerk", My Cousin Vinny
Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 07:38 PM (rpxSz)

I'm in the middle of a danged confession here!!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 20, 2019 07:43 PM (ECrgQ)

262 NOT

NOT

NOT



This gets annoying.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 20, 2019 07:33 PM (JCrfD)


If he didn't say that today, he ought to come out and clarify. Even the British press is saying Ken Starr said today "proved" impeachable offenses (including he could be impeached for not refreshing Sondland's memory of events cause Sondland is a poor note taker... whatever the hell that is supposed to mean)

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2019 07:43 PM (imSgd)

263 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 20, 2019 07:40 PM (H5knJ)

I also admitted to shooting the Deputy. Fucker deserved it though. He ate the last ho-ho.

Posted by: Mr Ken Star esq at November 20, 2019 07:43 PM (vqIkG)

264 Tonypete, I did see your comment about the cattle for an exemption awhile back and did answer. Last time I checked 3 head were enough.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 20, 2019 07:43 PM (fmXEO)

265 Do you know how FUCKING THRILLED this woman was when Barkley said this to her? I doubt she was able to suppress the smirk.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 20, 2019 07:44 PM (f8ilN)

266 In fact, you'd be well-advised not to say anything, just to be safe, maybe just grunt and nod periodically.



Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 07:38 PM (DXT9A)


No. Honestly - 1000 times no. Once you bend the knee, they got you.
We talk about this all the time, and it works. I'm the Archie Bunker of modern employment. It's all about setting expectations early.
It's not fair - but if you come out guns blazing, it works. You can't start out head down, though, and then try to get tough months in. You have to be crazy from the get-go.
And you have to start off - you can not bluff this - from a position of not giving a fuck,.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 20, 2019 07:44 PM (EiN80)

267 that airhead Demmings had her staff write her questions because she can't even look up

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 07:44 PM (BqBId)

268 "I've been out of the loop for 30 years ...but look at meeeeeee !!!!"
--Ken Starr

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2019 07:44 PM (zr5Kq)

269 Fuckin Ken Starr. I hate that guy. Ans his children. And his dog. And his children's dogs.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 20, 2019 07:40 PM (H5knJ)

But do you hate his dog's children. Cause ya know... puppies.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2019 07:45 PM (imSgd)

270 s Ken Starr the guy who's married to Belle Starr?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2019 07:42 PM (aKsyK)

I think that was Sam Starr Cole Younger liked her too.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 07:45 PM (n13/j)

271 Star Jones

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2019 07:43 PM (zr5Kq)
********
Nah then she would b e Star Starr

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 07:45 PM (BqBId)

272 You better hear me baby
You better believe what I said
If you don't straightin' up, baby
Honey, I'm goin' upside your head....

Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Reed at November 20, 2019 07:45 PM (Z+IKu)

273 The Rev Col "Bronze Star" David French was hilarious today, criticizing Bloomberg from the left!

Now that ol' Dave is out of the closet he is acting full on left, with Dispatch.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 20, 2019 07:46 PM (Y3Dab)

274 Star Jones

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2019 07:43 PM (zr5Kq)
********
Nah then she would b e Star Starr
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 07:45 PM (BqBId)
------------
Brenda Starr, Reporter

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 07:46 PM (3Z6pZ)

275 "I've been out of the loop for 30 years ...but look at meeeeeee !!!!"
--Ken Starr


Remember when they brought Newt Gingrich out of mothballs a few years ago and he was SHOCKED to find out the political right couldn't care less about him?

Oh how I laughed.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2019 07:46 PM (i0wNm)

276 258 Why is she even asking him about politics?

I can't wait to hear his views on string theory.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Maybe she uses pads so that line of questioning never occurred to her.

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2019 07:47 PM (fK2gX)

277 If it was one of the these State department characters that farted on live TV

the rest of them would swear it smelled like roses

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 07:47 PM (rpxSz)

278 Ladyl, I'm on the right side of the dirt also.

I'm pairing almond butter snickers with Merlot as dessert.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 20, 2019 07:47 PM (fmXEO)

279 The Simpsons did not exaggerate the media

https://youtu.be/m-vuVjiF8Jk

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 20, 2019 07:47 PM (LxTcq)

280
Michelle O and Barry just have to push out a ghostwritten turd every few years to keep the money flowing forever. Running for office means they have to take sides and make enemies.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 20, 2019 07:30 PM (FTPn0)


Such a great point. I only hope it is true.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 07:47 PM (sy5kK)

281 268 "I've been out of the loop for 30 years ...but look at meeeeeee !!!!"
--Ken Starr
Posted by: runner at November 20, 2019 07:44 PM (zr5Kq)


Please, God, don't let him have his sex tape "stolen," like every fading or aspiring Hollywood actress.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 07:47 PM (DXT9A)

282 You have to be crazy from the get-go.
And you have to start off - you can not bluff this - from a position of not giving a fuck,.
Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 20, 2019 07:44 PM (EiN80)


Fukkin A

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 20, 2019 07:48 PM (aS1PU)

283 And even Jonah's irrepressible dogs have had it with his monomania on Impeach Now! They're bored with it all, just like America.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 20, 2019 07:48 PM (Y3Dab)

284 Well, the Queen has fired Prince Andrew.

-
Buddy you're a boy
Make a big noise playing in the street
Gonna be a big man someday
You got blood in your face, big disgrace
Kicking your can all over the place

Posted by: Queen Lizzie II at November 20, 2019 07:48 PM (+y/Ru)

285 Ken Star was a hero.

I just threw up a little. Right in my mouth. I paid good money for that beer.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 20, 2019 07:49 PM (EiN80)

286 I'm pairing almond butter snickers with Merlot as dessert.

If you so much as look at me funny, I'll turn you into Hillary's spanx.

Posted by: Merlin at November 20, 2019 07:49 PM (i0wNm)

287 You don't joke about hitting women.

Also, dudes can be women .

Also, women are total bad asses that could whoop a dude's ass.

Also, women are victims.

Pick a fucking perspective and stick to it. Makes me wanna punch a bitch.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 20, 2019 07:50 PM (94pMa)

288 Barkely is pretty bright but seems to be a lefty with a lot of anger. I prefer shaq. If you listen to him, he knows some stuff. He also can take a joke and puts on some comedy shows.

The hoopsters I can't stand are Kerr and Popovich.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 07:50 PM (n13/j)

289
278 Ladyl, I'm on the right side of the dirt also.

I'm pairing almond butter snickers with Merlot as dessert.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 20, 2019 07:47 PM (fmXEO)


Oh my gosh, that sounds delish.

A Ukie friend came over today and brought holubtsi (cabbage rolls) and kapusta soup with kielbasa. I almost wept with joy.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2019 07:50 PM (TdMsT)

290 Please, God, don't let him have his sex tape "stolen," like every fading or aspiring Hollywood actress.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 07:47 PM (DXT9A)

_______


"If you let us out of jail and transport us to a non-extradition country, we'll turn over sex tapes of Stormy Daniels doing Ken Starr AND Trump at the same time. Our hands to Biden!" -- Michael Avenatti and Michael Cohen, esquires

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 20, 2019 07:50 PM (WqPYg)

291 You'd think in this era of hyper-sensitivity to ... well, everything ... you'd censor yourself, especially when talking to a reporter, still more especially when talking to a reporterette, and most especially when talking to a minority reporterette.

In fact, you'd be well-advised not to say anything, just to be safe, maybe just grunt and nod periodically.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 07:38 PM (DXT9A)


No idea what she looks like, but I'm assuming somebody said already "I'd hit it."

Posted by: BurtTC at November 20, 2019 07:50 PM (hku12)

292 Remember when they brought Newt Gingrich out of
mothballs a few years ago and he was SHOCKED to find out the political
right couldn't care less about him?



Oh how I laughed.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 20, 2019 07:46 PM (i0wNm)

Newt was OK. Tried, and cared, to stay relevant, was up and about, was on TeeVee..but Ken Starr ? Things moved on in many ways since he handle Clinton.

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2019 07:50 PM (zr5Kq)

293 Tucker should be lit up tonight. Today was a good day.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 20, 2019 07:51 PM (Y3Dab)

294 Merlin, would you like a snickers?

Posted by: Ben Had at November 20, 2019 07:51 PM (fmXEO)

295 Would hit over and over and not pull out.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 20, 2019 07:51 PM (gwQ4h)

296 Today was a good day.
==


Was it ?

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2019 07:52 PM (zr5Kq)

297 Ok, yeah no, definitely hittable.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 20, 2019 07:52 PM (hku12)

298 Nobody here hit anybody in the rear bumper for a week - just out of fucking respect for the man.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 20, 2019 07:37 PM (EiN80)

-----

You ain't halfway kidding. I was in solitary confinement most of the time, so no worries for YD.

My compadre who got locked up in there at the same time had a cellmate named Silvers. This guy was a freak. He always ate out of the trash during meals. And he'd tell my friend "I'ma steal your peanut butter," and lurk around his bunk at night.

He basically never slept.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 20, 2019 07:52 PM (5aX2M)

299 I love cabbage rolls. But they are fart generator of epic proportions. I should be sealed into a concrete bunker like Chernobyl's reactor after eating those.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 20, 2019 07:52 PM (H5knJ)

300 293 Tucker should be lit up tonight. Today was a good day.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 20, 2019 07:51 PM (Y3Dab)


Plus, I can't wait for the Democrat circle jerk. I hope they've got folding chairs at the ready.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 07:52 PM (DXT9A)

301 I prefer shaq. If you listen to him, he knows some stuff.

I have a PhD. No foolin'!

Posted by: Shaq at November 20, 2019 07:52 PM (i0wNm)

302 Never tried red wine and chocolates.

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2019 07:53 PM (ZCEU2)

303 "Now it's time for story time" from Schiff. Well done Nunes.

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 20, 2019 07:53 PM (qpv7P)

304 Never tried red wine and chocolates.

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2019 07:53 PM (ZCEU2)

You should. Not alone, though....

Posted by: runner at November 20, 2019 07:53 PM (zr5Kq)

305 You know - if it ever comes to a point where one of them pukes put the mic in my face - I'm pretty sure I'm going to say, in whatever context - "You bet your ass I did the Code Red, and spell may name right when you print it".
Not the smartest move - but at some point, this all comes down to pride.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 20, 2019 07:53 PM (EiN80)

306 299 I love cabbage rolls. But they are fart generator of epic proportions. I should be sealed into a concrete bunker like Chernobyl's reactor after eating those.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 20, 2019 07:52 PM (H5knJ)


If they give you that problem, the cabbage is under-cooked!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2019 07:53 PM (TdMsT)

307 Tucker got rid of the Dan Bongino news blast on Friday nights. I wonder why.

Posted by: Jaimo at November 20, 2019 07:54 PM (EVJ0V)

308 nOOd

Posted by: IrishEi at November 20, 2019 07:54 PM (sGotD)

309 Cabbage rolls are delish.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 20, 2019 07:54 PM (3BlqQ)

310 Ladyl, now that sounds de-licious, de-lightful-de-lovely.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 20, 2019 07:54 PM (fmXEO)

311 Never tried red wine and chocolates.
Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2019 07:53 PM (ZCEU2)

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 20, 2019 07:54 PM (ECrgQ)

312 Trump Latest Judicial Confirmation Flips 11th Circuit Court to GOP-Appointed Majority!!

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 07:54 PM (BqBId)

313 Merlin, would you like a snickers?

You're not having me for dessert! Stay back, I know how to use this thing!

*waves stick erratically*

Posted by: Merlin at November 20, 2019 07:54 PM (i0wNm)

314 I don't know if Barkley is Right or Left. He was Right-curious in the mid 1990s, I remember.

I do know he was an angry man even then.

He doesn't have much of a brain, I've decided. Only feelz. But then, he didn't come to prominence as a nuclear physicist did he.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 07:54 PM (ykYG2)

315 Noud.

That's in the original Franglais.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 20, 2019 07:54 PM (Y3Dab)

316 Corgis, Forward, Scramble!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 07:55 PM (BiNEL)

317 310 Ladyl, now that sounds de-licious, de-lightful-de-lovely.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 20, 2019 07:54 PM (fmXEO)


It is! I love having ready-made meals!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2019 07:55 PM (TdMsT)

318 Michael Cohen, there's a name.

So they raided Trump's lawyer's office and took everything , filtered through it, and came up empty. Even after the lawyer completely rolled on him and begged for mercy like a whipped dog.

Then they moved on to this shit, where the only testimony is from aggrieved subordinates who can't even make a coherent case for wrongdoing.

Trump *HAS* to be the cleanest guy that ever went to Washington.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 07:56 PM (oVJmc)

319 I'm getting partial to Stampede.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 20, 2019 07:56 PM (fmXEO)

320 "285 Ken Star was a hero."

What's most terrifying is that he, Camel Toes, and Schiff were freaking prosecutors. Think how many people they wrongfully convicted.

And now Soros is filling prosecutor's offices with people who make sure the right people either don't or do get prosecuted. Our USSR is lit AF.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 20, 2019 07:56 PM (iw59Q)

321 Never tried red wine and chocolates.

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2019 07:53 PM (ZCEU2)

If this is "I Never", I am drinking.

they say try Port with chocolate as port is usually sweet. But I have tried dry reds and it was not that bad. Maybe they clashed but no biggie.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 07:56 PM (n13/j)

322 The 72% cocoa chocolate and a good Cab is a pleasant dessert.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 20, 2019 07:58 PM (fmXEO)

323 did you know that Charles Barkley acted in the movie A Christmas Story ?

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 20, 2019 08:07 PM (B+t5k)

324 CBS, Starr, Daily Caller...

I've heard most of the testimony today (well the major clips) and I feel like I'm living in a different universe. What are they freaking talking about with this "devastating" crap? Everything I heard is further proof Trump didn't do the things they said he did (and if he did, it is within his constitutional authority to do).

Usually I can at least follow their twisted logic. But on this one I'm completely lost. I don't get it AT. ALL.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 20, 2019 08:07 PM (PHotS)

325 245 Oops, forgot to post a link to said bathing suit pic:

https://images.app.goo.gl/fmrptbxNGvxfvwQK8

You're welcome.

She looks about 4'11" and she needs to stop skipping leg day.
Posted by: bonhomme



I heard that Ken Starr thinks she hot.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 08:09 PM (WTo7J)

326 No idea what she looks like, but I'm assuming somebody said already "I'd hit it."
Posted by: BurtTC at November 20, 2019 07:50 PM (hku12)

Definitely a One.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 08:24 PM (/sgva)

327 I like Barkley, but I hope these ninnies on the Left give him a taste of their crazy... to help inform his politics.

Posted by: Colonel Haiku at November 20, 2019 09:05 PM (Y8JQ4)

Ukraine Has Widened Its Investigation Into Fugitive, Wherabouts-Unknown Founder of Burisma

"No evidence" of anything worth investigating, the media keeps telling me.

- Ukraine has widened its investigation into the founder of energy company Burisma to include suspicion of embezzling state funds, Prosecutor General Ruslan Ryaboshapka said on Wednesday.


...

The prosecutor who has investigated Burisma is Kostiantyn Kulyk, who previously met Trump’s personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani to discuss accusations against the Bidens.

After he took office in late August, Ryaboshapka launched a wide-ranging audit of criminal cases to see whether they had been conducted properly. Thirteen of them relate to Burisma founder Mykola Zlochevsky, Ryaboshapka told reporters at a briefing on Wednesday.

"No evidence" of corruption at Burisma. No substantiation for any allegation and hence no reason to be suspicious or to want investigations.

None at all.

Apparently he's a fugitive.



Nothing to see here. No reason to investigate.

"No evidence" of any corruption.
Apart, that is, from all the evidence.

The media is fond of claiming that there's no evidence that Ukraine interfered with US elections.

But this report from December 12, 2018, notes that a Ukranian court ruled that Ukranian officials had interfered in the US elections of 2016... against Trump.



Ukraine Court Rules Manafort Disclosure Caused 'Meddling' in U.S. Election

MOSCOW -- A court in Ukraine has ruled that officials in the country violated the law by revealing, during the 2016 presidential election in the United States, details of suspected illegal payments to Paul Manafort.

In 2016, while Mr. Manafort was chairman of the Trump campaign, anti-corruption prosecutors in Ukraine disclosed that a pro-Russian political party had earmarked payments for Mr. Manafort from an illegal slush fund. Mr. Manafort resigned from the campaign a week later.

What right-wing, fringe fake-news Trumpist conspiracy site is that from?

Well, it's from the best right-wing, fringe fake-news Trumpist conspiracy site: The New York Times.

And of course most are familiar with this fake-news conspiracy theory from the right-wing Trumpalo site Politico:

Ukrainian efforts to sabotage Trump backfire

Kiev officials are scrambling to make amends with the president-elect after quietly working to boost Clinton.

Donald Trump wasn’t the only presidential candidate whose campaign was boosted by officials of a former Soviet bloc country.

Ukrainian government officials tried to help Hillary Clinton and undermine Trump by publicly questioning his fitness for office. They also disseminated documents implicating a top Trump aide in corruption and suggested they were investigating the matter, only to back away after the election. And they helped Clinton's allies research damaging information on Trump and his advisers, a Politico investigation found.


A Ukrainian-American operative who was consulting for the Democratic National Committee met with top officials in the Ukrainian Embassy in Washington in an effort to expose ties between Trump, top campaign aide Paul Manafort and Russia, according to people with direct knowledge of the situation.

The Ukrainian efforts had an impact in the race, helping to force Manafort's resignation...

More accurate phrasing would be, "engineering Manafort's resignation."

...and advancing the narrative that Trump’s campaign was deeply connected to Ukraine's foe to the east, Russia. But they were far less concerted or centrally directed than Russia's alleged hacking and dissemination of Democratic emails.

That's some CYA liberal spin.

They're trying to minimize Ukraine's meddling to support the narrative that OMG TRUMP RUSSIA COLLUSION.

But Ukraine directly "meddled," working with Hillary Clinton's campaign.

Yet even after minimizing Ukrainian meddling, Politiico has to report they did, in fact, interfere with our elections, in ways that sovereign nations usually do not find acceptable:

...

Yet Politico's investigation found evidence of Ukrainian government involvement in the race that appears to strain diplomatic protocol dictating that governments refrain from engaging in one another's elections.

Russia's meddling has sparked outrage from the American body politic....

But only Russia's.

Because the media and the DNC are one and the same.

When Ukraine meddles on behalf of Hillary Clinton, working with DNC official Alexandria Chalupa, the media and "American body politic" says "no big deal."

It's not that Russian meddling is different than Ukranian meddling.

It's that who was claimed to have benefit is different. The media are outraged that anyone tried to help Trump; but they're very understanding about a foreign country subverting our precious elections for Hillary.

A Ukrainian-American operative who was consulting for the Democratic National Committee met with top officials in the Ukrainian Embassy in Washington in an effort to expose ties between Trump, top campaign aide Paul Manafort (pictured) and Russia, according to people with direct knowledge of the situation.
...

The Ukrainian antipathy for Trump’s team -- and alignment with Clinton's -- can be traced back to late 2013....

Manafort's work for Yanukovych caught the attention of a veteran Democratic operative named Alexandra Chalupa, who had worked in the White House Office of Public Liaison during the Clinton administration. Chalupa went on to work as a staffer, then as a consultant, for Democratic National Committee. The DNC paid her $412,000 from 2004 to June 2016, according to Federal Election Commission records, though she also was paid by other clients during that time, including Democratic campaigns and the DNC's arm for engaging expatriate Democrats around the world.

...

She occasionally shared her findings with officials from the DNC and Clinton’s campaign, Chalupa said. In January 2016 -- months before Manafort had taken any role in Trump’s campaign -- Chalupa told a senior DNC official that, when it came to Trump's campaign, "I felt there was a Russia connection," Chalupa recalled....

She said she shared her concern with Ukraine's ambassador to the U.S., Valeriy Chaly, and one of his top aides, Oksana Shulyar, during a March 2016 meeting at the Ukrainian Embassy.

...

The day after Manafort's hiring was revealed, she briefed the DNC's communications staff on Manafort, Trump and their ties to Russia, according to an operative familiar with the situation.

So let's sum up:

A Ukranian-American operative got dirt from Ukranian officials about Paul Manafort, who they were at political war with for having done a deal with a politician who was pro-Russian.

This Ukranian-American operative cooks up the "RUSSIAN COLLUSION" narrative, and spreads it to the DNC and to Hillary Clinton.

As always, I have to mention this operative partnered up with another leftwing conspiracy theorist. NeverTrumpers never mention him, of course, but then, they also never mentioned him in the past, either.

Now, this RUSSIAN COLLUSION conspiracy theory is taken so seriously by the liberal cadre that dominates the federal government as thoroughly as the leftwing dominates college administrations that they actually spy on two officials tangentially related to a presidential campaign precisely so they can use the two-hop rule to spy on Trump's communications.

The threat of foreign interference, they thought, was so serious that it justified spying on an actual presidential candidate during an election.

The threat of foreign interference was so serious, they further thought, that it justified the Hillary Clinton campaign and the DNC paying a foreign spy (Steele) and giving him money with which he would pay Russian intelligence assets and informers for dirt.

So yeah: Hillary and the DNC paid, indirectly but inarguably, Russians for information.

And meanwhile, Obama used official government means against Trump.

All necessary, we're told, because the threat of RUSSIAN INTERFERENCE was just that serious.

So now Trump sees multiple news reports about direct Ukranian interference, interference itself admitted to by Ukraine, and he asks Ukraine to get to the bottom of it.

And, I'm sure, he wants to send the signal: Further interference by a foreign country in our elections will not be tolerated and may result in some official penalties.

You know -- like the official penalties Obama and then Trump imposed on Russia for interfering.

And now the same people who told us that the threat of foreign interference was so intolerable that it justified Obama lying to FISA courts to spy on a presidential candidate and Hillary Clinton bankrolling actual Russian covert operatives for dirt... say that asking Ukraine investigate its own interference is... illegal and impeachable?!

More "No Evidence" From JackStraw:

Why nobody mentions that Nellie Ohr testified under
oath to Congress that Fusion GPS was getting dirt directly from Ukraine
is a mystery to me.

It's not contestable. It's direct sworn testimony.

Posted by: JackStraw

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:06 PM




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1 Nope

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 20, 2019 06:06 PM (ECrgQ)

2 That was then this is now

Posted by: It's me donna at November 20, 2019 06:07 PM (6XlcD)

3 Oh, I was wrong.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 20, 2019 06:07 PM (ECrgQ)

4 Bold!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2019 06:07 PM (cfSRQ)

5 Why do I feel so bold?

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 20, 2019 06:07 PM (ECrgQ)

6 howdy

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 06:07 PM (sy5kK)

7 I am emboldened!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2019 06:07 PM (cfSRQ)

8 Has anyone called the Corgis?

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 20, 2019 06:07 PM (ECrgQ)

9 can't keep up with the narrative - Mueller/Russia, Ukraine, Tax, bribery, quid pro quo..did I miss something?

Posted by: IC at November 20, 2019 06:08 PM (a0IVu)

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2019 06:08 PM (1CjJc)

11 Bold Analysis, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 06:08 PM (hNE8k)

12 Bold move, Cotton.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 20, 2019 06:08 PM (zZbCU)

13 Fuck the media.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 20, 2019 06:08 PM (+0AKE)

14 That was D this is R.

Posted by: Ha at November 20, 2019 06:08 PM (Q5eBq)

15 Gaslight, Inc., working full time for the dem party.


Possum Kingdom

https://youtu.be/EkwD5rQ-_d4


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2019 06:08 PM (1CjJc)

16 Apparently, Ace placed the html for Dummies book on the Top Shelf.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 06:09 PM (hNE8k)

17 They aren't media.
They're propagandists.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2019 06:09 PM (LCzNi)

18



Do my Powers frighten and excite all of you?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 20, 2019 06:09 PM (MGnmx)

19 This is some Big Brother shit, for sure.

Double Plus Good, eh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 06:09 PM (2B9A/)

20 My wife flicked on the tube in the kitchen to start making dinner and
she said the local news first story was Trump did a quid pro quo*. She asked me how
can they just lie like that? and I said that's what they do.

*I repeat again - there is nothing wrong with a quid pro quo if it is for the country's benefit.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2019 06:09 PM (r+sAi)

21 Bold strategy, Ace

Posted by: Josephistan at November 20, 2019 06:09 PM (EjiBb)

22 Politico threw their own journalism under the bus.

The Party comes first. Always.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2019 06:09 PM (cfSRQ)

23 Missed the bold

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2019 06:09 PM (ZCEU2)

24 Axis Bold as Love

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 06:10 PM (BqBId)

25 Wow!

Oh, that's better.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 06:10 PM (Y4EXg)

26 How bold of you.

How would a Trump DOJ respond to extradition requests for the Obama tribe?

Oh be joyous!

Posted by: JEM at November 20, 2019 06:10 PM (8erNz)

27 lol

Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at November 20, 2019 06:10 PM (EgshT)

28 For leftists, logical consistency is something that happens to other people.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 20, 2019 06:10 PM (JwHjN)

29 so they Dropped the Chalupa ?

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 06:11 PM (BqBId)

30 One wonders, out here in the cheap seats, what the current ratio of total wanker douchebags vs. decent human beings might be out there in Washington city and environs, media, et al.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 20, 2019 06:11 PM (p6BoR)

31 Election meddling? Never heard of it.

Ace Reporter: Chris Wallace

Posted by: Just Lily at November 20, 2019 06:11 PM (rw1l7)

32 On the one hand I'm very heartened by the medias total meltdown. If anything proves President Trump is getting close, GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE MSM!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 06:11 PM (LOq4H)

33
@LeafsPR
Toronto Maple Leafs President and Alternate Governor Brendan Shanahan announced today that Mike Babcock has been relieved of his coaching duties and Sheldon Keefe has been named the Club's new head coach.
*****
For Hockey fans

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 06:11 PM (BqBId)

34 What is a "slush fund" that paid Mannafort is called "board member compensation" to Hunter Biden.

One type of payoff gets one in jail for the rest of their life, and the other type of payoff is considered acceptable and normal.


Isn't grammar a wonderful thing?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 06:11 PM (sy5kK)

35 Well ain't that something.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 20, 2019 06:12 PM (a+QMf)

36 Why nobody mentions that Nellie Ohr testified under oath to Congress that Fusion GPS was getting dirt directly from Ukraine is a mystery to me.

It's not contestable. It's direct sworn testimony.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2019 06:12 PM (ZLI7S)

37 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 20, 2019 06:12 PM (arJlL)

38 Trump has said, repeatedly, that he wants to get to the bottom of what happened so that it never happens to any other President.

I think he means it. Contrary to all the muh norms and the shrieking, Trump appears to have a keen appreciation for the power of the Presidency and, more importantly, that he is just a caretaker for the power granted to the President by the American people.

The same cannot be said for all of those determined to Moment Zero everything because Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 20, 2019 06:12 PM (GbPPJ)

39 I'd support ten billion in aid if they'd request extradition of Obama's entire national security apparatus. Susan Rice rotting in Kiev? You'd never hear from me again because my schadenboner would hit the Sun.

Posted by: JEM at November 20, 2019 06:12 PM (8erNz)

40 One wonders, out here in the cheap seats, what the current ratio of total wanker douchebags vs. decent human beings might be out there in Washington city and environs, media, et al.
Posted by: Common Tater

---

Anything divided by zero is undefined, right?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 06:12 PM (Y4EXg)

41 *crawls out of barrel*

*staggers into kitchen*

*considers dousing self in alcohol*

*pours Tito's instead*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 06:12 PM (ptqGC)

42 Can't we just start selling Obama Lithium Water? It would make life a lot easier for those of us who are not mentally ill.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 20, 2019 06:12 PM (Wmf3G)

43 I took some burisma to try and arrest my flatulence.

Posted by: Eric Fartswell at November 20, 2019 06:12 PM (EgshT)

44 Ok, now do Mexico.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 20, 2019 06:13 PM (a+QMf)

45 32 On the one hand I'm very heartened by the medias total meltdown. If anything proves President Trump is getting close, GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE MSM!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 06:11 PM (LOq4H)

C'mon, you have to do it in a eurotrash accent and really draw out the acronym for that next level scenery chewing.

'Gentlemen, I give you the M...S...M.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 06:13 PM (2B9A/)

46 the media must die. quickly.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 06:13 PM (KP5rU)

47 So, this Ms. Cooper is just now being helpfully "reminded" by her staff about icky stuff regarding OrangeManBad denying Ukraine security assistance.

Seems there's a lot of that going around once the Deep State operatives have a talk with you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 06:14 PM (ptqGC)

48 What is a "slush fund" that paid Mannafort is called "board member compensation" to Hunter Biden.

One type of payoff gets one in jail for the rest of their life, and the other type of payoff is considered acceptable and normal.


Isn't grammar a wonderful thing?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 06:11 PM (sy5kK)

Manafort--Republican
Biden--Democrat

Grammar has nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 20, 2019 06:14 PM (ECrgQ)

49 Oh, FFS.

If we (the US) is handing out money to some other country,

there damn well better be some quid pro quo attached that benefits the USA.

To do otherwise, makes the Prez a Simple Lame-ass Retard.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 20, 2019 06:14 PM (9X624)

50 The media are outraged that anyone tried to help Trump; but they're very understanding about a foreign country subverting our precious elections for Hillary.

It's perfectly acceptable that we push our citizens to get American citizenship, run US voter registration drives among our citizens once they have US citizenship, and generally do everything possible to help the Democrats.

Posted by: Mexico! at November 20, 2019 06:14 PM (I2/tG)

51 *pours Tito's instead*
Posted by: Jane D'oh

----

Wise choice and coincidentally, I just ran out of Tequila.

*Granddaughter, here's the keys to the truck and $100. Please go get Papa his 'medicine'."

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 06:14 PM (Y4EXg)

52 The big question is: where does this end?

The press already showed that facts are meaningless, so will the House just go and pass articles claiming Trump did something no one can prove he did?

Are the Dems that dedicated to seeing this thing through?

I mean, who cares what the polls say, they can still impeach Trump and then it will a done deal.

And then whoever the dem candidate is will be able to say "My opponent was impeached for corruption" over and over again.

Interesting times.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2019 06:14 PM (cfSRQ)

53 If that doesn't work I guess I'm going to have to resort to a cork.

Posted by: Eric Fartswell at November 20, 2019 06:14 PM (EgshT)

54 Why nobody mentions that Nellie Ohr testified under
oath to Congress that Fusion GPS was getting dirt directly from Ukraine
is a mystery to me.



It's not contestable. It's direct sworn testimony.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2019 06:12 PM (ZLI7S)


Because it's gauche and classless. That's not who we are.

---- Your Deep State GOPe

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 06:15 PM (ptqGC)

55 To do otherwise, makes the Prez a Simple Lame-ass Retard.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 20, 2019 06:14 PM (9X624)

This. Modern reasoning seems to be predicated on abject Anti-Darwinian stupidity.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 06:15 PM (2B9A/)

56 'Gentlemen, I give you the M...S...M.'





Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Noted! (dammit)

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 06:15 PM (LOq4H)

57 So apparently, according to newly released Horowitz report, there was a culture of hiding derogatory information about informants at the FBI.



It's not criminal, it's the culture.


Oh boy, Horowitz better deliver something big in two weeks.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 20, 2019 06:16 PM (Vtpvv)

58 Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 06:14 PM (Y4EXg)

TonyPete!! What *are* you teaching that girl??

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 20, 2019 06:16 PM (ECrgQ)

59 I have actually pretty much stopped drinking. This job makes it not a good habit to have. Six months.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 06:16 PM (2B9A/)

60 Am I going blind or are these letters getting smaller???

Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2019 06:17 PM (LCzNi)

61 Don Jr pointed out to Mark Levin last week that he and the members of his family made their money in the private sector, and were successful, PRIOR to his dad going into politics.

The Bidens, however, made the vast amount of their money AFTER they were elected to office. Most of it, long after Joe was first elected to public office.


Every time any Trump is asked about anything Biden, they need to repeat this fact, so the braindead lefties can say "Hmmmm".

And that 4% who are somehow undecided, should make them think, too.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 06:17 PM (sy5kK)

62 This headline should win an award.

A DNA test revealed Hunter Biden fathered a baby with another woman while he was dating his brother's widow

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 06:17 PM (BqBId)

63 TonyPete!! What *are* you teaching that girl??
Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 20, 2019 06:16 PM (ECrgQ)

To fetch her beloved elders their needed tonics and remedies. At least he is not having her go get CIGARETTES!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 06:17 PM (2B9A/)

64 And now the same people who told us that the threat of foreign
interference was so intolerable that it justified Obama lying to FISA
courts to spy on a presidential candidate and Hillary Clinton
bankrolling actual Russian covert operatives for dirt... say that asking
Ukraine investigate its own interference is... illegal and impeachable?!


Oh, hush now. That's just crazy talk. *looks at googly-eyed balloon-head Schiff*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 06:17 PM (ptqGC)

65 60 Am I going blind or are these letters getting smaller???
Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2019 06:17 PM (LCzNi)

It's cold out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 06:18 PM (2B9A/)

66 TonyPete!! What *are* you teaching that girl??
Posted by: Linn Ridge

----

I can't very well have her seeing me drink cheap spirits can I?

I'm not an animal! LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 06:18 PM (Y4EXg)

67 I think another damning piece is this.

Mueller was tasked with finding ALL Foreign Influence in the election, not just RUSSIAN influence.

Yet he used the illegally attained evidence against Manafort to convict him in OUR Court. He KNEW where that evidence came from, but was so intent on getting Manafort, he did not care that it constituted interference in our election from a foreign Government.

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 06:18 PM (NgKpN)

68

RE: Impeachment hearing.

I'm assuming these two witnesses were scheduled in the evening because they are unaccustomed to venturing out in the daylight.

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 20, 2019 06:18 PM (Xqo6t)

69 Mom, get that creep with the red eye away from me!

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 20, 2019 06:18 PM (EgshT)

70 We've gone to Strawberry Fields, where nothing is real.

Posted by: Magical Misery Tour at November 20, 2019 06:18 PM (Tnijr)

71 >>So apparently, according to newly released Horowitz report, there was a culture of hiding derogatory information about informants at the FBI.


You mean like the way the FBI never told the FISC that Christopher Steele was highly biased against Trump and his information had never been vetted?

If only someone would do a 1 1/2 year investigation of FISA abuse.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2019 06:19 PM (ZLI7S)

72 60 Am I going blind or are these letters getting smaller???
Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2019 06:17 PM (LCzNi)


Ctrl key + the "+" key together and the letters suddenly get bigger. Ctrl key + the "-" key make them small again.

Ask me how I would know.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 06:19 PM (sy5kK)

73 this week of bizarro world as defined by the left and the reactive right wing media, such as they exist:

1 american foreign aid is a bribe if there are conditions on it.

2 investigating biden is outside the bound of the law

3 hearsay is pure evidence

4 cross examination is intimidation of witnesses

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 20, 2019 06:19 PM (FEQY4)

74 Oh, FFS.



If we (the US) is handing out money to some other country,



there damn well better be some quid pro quo attached that benefits the USA.



To do otherwise, makes the Prez a Simple Lame-ass Retard.



Posted by: naturalfake at November 20, 2019 06:14 PM (9X624)

---
Ah, but the narrative is that Trump corruptly used his power to compel the Ukraine to persecute the innocent, doe-eyed son of Joe Biden.

Pure and clean as the wind-driven blow. I mean snow.

Which looks like the cocaine he does all the time.

BTW, I think there's some growing anger amongst the press whores that they have to cover for Biden like this. The NY Post and Fox get to have all the fun, and they have to act all "how dare you!" when in fact they don't like him, either.

I wonder if any of the Dem primary candidates have the stones to finally call Biden out on this crooked crap.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2019 06:19 PM (cfSRQ)

75 yeah, I choose not to participate in this crazy

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 20, 2019 06:19 PM (FEQY4)

76 -
--
@LeafsPR

Toronto Maple Leafs President and Alternate Governor Brendan
Shanahan announced today that Mike Babcock has been relieved of his
coaching duties and Sheldon Keefe has been named the Club's new head
coach.

---------------------

So did he...
1: Fail to praise the Prophet (pbuh)
2: Misgender someone with purple hair
3. Refuse to allow a woman's penis in his ass

it's got to be something like that.

Posted by: irright at November 20, 2019 06:19 PM (RVcmP)

77 Ask me how I would know.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 06:19 PM (sy5kK)

You're a witch?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 06:19 PM (2B9A/)

78 There goes Ratcliffe, making sense again. This Hale fellow seems concerned.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 06:20 PM (ptqGC)

79 Ask me how I would know.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 06:19 PM (sy5kK)



You're a witch?






Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 06:19 PM

---

She turned me into a newt. May we burn her?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 20, 2019 06:20 PM (JUOKG)

80 ya know, there are the oddest coincidences between slavic folks and their names. here, "zlochevsky"; "zlo" is russian for evil or crime. a criminal is a zlochin. a while ago, there was a russian climate change person whose name included "zhar"; heat. i bet that veselnitskaya wench is a cheerful person; it's right there in her name.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 20, 2019 06:20 PM (sGtp+)

81 and if American foreign aid is akin to impeachable bribery (it's not), then I'm fine with stopping all foreign aid.

As Tucker Carlson asked last night to brit cuck mchume, "why do we care if russia invades the ukraine"?

we sort of don;t

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 20, 2019 06:21 PM (FEQY4)

82 >>So did he...


Babcock is a big time safari hunter. I do know that much. Also, he's been underperforming as a coach. though he has been sidled with a team forced together by contract/cap concerns rather than cohesiveness.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 06:21 PM (hNE8k)

83 It will really be nice when or if the other side feels the pressure, its been on Trump 24/7 since he was elected. Hope it happens someday, but even the GOP Senate shrugs their shoulders about investigating Dems with overwhelming evidence of crimes.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2019 06:21 PM (r+sAi)

84 Why nobody mentions that Nellie Ohr testified under
oath to Congress that Fusion GPS was getting dirt directly from Ukraine
is a mystery to me.



It's not contestable. It's direct sworn testimony.

Posted by: JackStraw

...

i added that to the post. Honestly, I did not know that, or knew it briefly and then forgot it.

There's a lot to keep track of.

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 06:21 PM (PbpT7)

85 Leftys at so accustomed to handing out money for nothing that actually getting something for it is abhorrent.

Posted by: Magical Misery Tour at November 20, 2019 06:22 PM (Tnijr)

86 TonyPete!! What *are* you teaching that girl??
Posted by: Linn Ridge


***
I taught my granddaughters early the importance of thumbs. Their little fingers fit neatly around the fridge door handle and a cold brew and thumbs helped them hold on.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2019 06:22 PM (LCzNi)

87 70 We've gone to Strawberry Fields, where nothing is real.
Posted by: Magical Misery Tour at November 20, 2019 06:18 PM (Tnijr)


That train left the station long ago.

Next stop, Helter Skelter.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 06:22 PM (sy5kK)

88 We should look into the way credit card security was handled during the obama elections while we are doing this.

Posted by: not so at November 20, 2019 06:22 PM (HALdu)

89 >>There's a lot to keep track of.

It's easier if you expand your consciousness.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2019 06:23 PM (ZLI7S)

90 The Dems' hair is on fire over PDT barely delaying aide to Ukraine.

They didn't make a peep when Obama the Dog Eater denied them aide, but offered them blankets and MREs.

Yet, the media and lo-info mouth-breathers don't seem to understand or care.

What a stupid time to be alive. And we haven't even approached Peak Stupid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 06:23 PM (ptqGC)

91 i added that to the post. Honestly, I did not know that, or knew it briefly and then forgot it.

There's a lot to keep track of.
Posted by: ace

====

that's how you know it's a conspiracy theory, without evidence!

also, the true godliness lies in the ability to dance on the line between baseless conspiracy theories (crossfire hurricane based on FISA or whatever) and true fact (russia haxxed muh election)

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 20, 2019 06:23 PM (FEQY4)

92 >>There's a lot to keep track of.


It only seems that way because you aren't stoned.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 06:23 PM (hNE8k)

93 So in other words the smegma on Hunter Biden's dick is likely an international dilemma?

Posted by: JEM at November 20, 2019 06:23 PM (8erNz)

94 There's a lot to keep track of.
Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 06:21 PM (PbpT7)

Things you need to remember:

Boobs.
Eat.
Breathe.
Drink.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 06:23 PM (2B9A/)

95 @71
Listen Jack, I like you, I think you offer much needed morale boosting and you also keep abreast of all of the disparate skullduggery that's being revealed on a daily basis...

but...

You know where this is all heading, I know where this is all heading, everyone knows where this is all heading.


Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 20, 2019 06:23 PM (Vtpvv)

96 According to 60 Minutes some weeks ago, the Biden/Ukraine stuff is:

A CONSPIRACY THEORY

Said in a tone you can all imagine.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2019 06:23 PM (j3npP)

97 Once you can truly appreciate how amazing your hand is, all of this other stuff just sort of falls into place.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 06:24 PM (hNE8k)

98 Yet he used the illegally attained evidence against Manafort to convict him in OUR Court. He KNEW where that evidence came from, but was so intent on getting Manafort, he did not care that it constituted interference in our election from a foreign Government.
Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 06:18 PM (NgKpN)


I honestly don't know what the end game is with Manafort. If he was as filthy as JackStraw seems to think then why would Mueller and Judge Amy Cumdumpster Jackson unload on him knowing he could dry anally rape the derp state? Yet DJT hasn't uttered a peep of sympathy. Something doesn't make sense.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 20, 2019 06:24 PM (y7DUB)

99 Hope it happens someday, but even the GOP Senate
shrugs their shoulders about investigating Dems with overwhelming
evidence of crimes.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk


THIS!!! X1000! Hey Mitch! Lindsey! Read the f ing AoS!!!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 06:24 PM (LOq4H)

100 Ms. Cooper ??? she likes carpet?

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 06:24 PM (BqBId)

101 Someone get a rope.

Posted by: Paladin at November 20, 2019 06:24 PM (WA3cK)

102 You know, having the closing paragraphs of the post in bold was better.

It was as if I was reading a Perry Mason summation.

I was sure that at any moment someone was going to stand up and start screaming their confession.

Posted by: not so at November 20, 2019 06:24 PM (HALdu)

103 I don't want this one to get away.

Where did The Kenyan Usurper get the $1 billon+ in cash of many internatuional demoninations on pallets to send to Iran? Our self avowed enemy.

Petty cash drawer for pizzas and condoms in the White House?

Or perhaps....Ukraine.

And who was on the aircraft?

Posted by: torabora at November 20, 2019 06:24 PM (Y274z)

104 Calling Biden out on the carpet would be suicidal for a Democrat

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2019 06:24 PM (ZCEU2)

105 I am getting kind of high off this post.

Oh. Oh.

>>More "No Evidence" From JackStraw

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2019 06:24 PM (1CjJc)

106 well well well

Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 20, 2019 06:24 PM (G546f)

107 >>You know where this is all heading, I know where this is all heading, everyone knows where this is all heading.

You better hope you're wrong. If "nothing happens" something else, less palatable will.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2019 06:25 PM (ZLI7S)

108 I taught my granddaughters early the importance of thumbs. Their little fingers fit neatly around the fridge door handle and a cold brew and thumbs helped them hold on.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2019 06:22 PM (LCzNi)


nice.

way to go, GrandPops!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 06:25 PM (sy5kK)

109 We're here, because we're here, because we're here, because we're here...

If any of you need something enlightening to...okay, hours-long podcasts are either driving or snoozing material...check out the When Diplomacy Failed podcast series.

Posted by: JEM at November 20, 2019 06:25 PM (8erNz)

110 That's Saint Lt Col, if you please.

Posted by: MSM at November 20, 2019 06:25 PM (am9TE)

111 And all this is possible with our worthless fucking media. Ina sane world, the commies would be topping out at 10 percent.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 20, 2019 06:25 PM (3BlqQ)

112 90 The Dems' hair is on fire over PDT barely delaying aide to Ukraine.

----

to be fair, they'll believe whatever they're told...forever.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 20, 2019 06:25 PM (FEQY4)

113 >>Ms. Cooper ??? she likes carpet?


You could split a cord of wood on that face and not do it a lick of damage.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 06:25 PM (hNE8k)

114 I know its gp but looks like this burrisma holdings fella has done been dissapeared.

Posted by: Pliney at November 20, 2019 06:26 PM (nzKWW)

115 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 06:23 PM (2B9A/)

Thanks goodness for the periods, because I don't really want to think of my boobs or anyone else's literally eating or drinking. It sounds like a horror show.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2019 06:26 PM (WI7YS)

116 Brendan Shanahan, in his Detroit days, was known as Mr. October. If you follow hockey, you get the insinuation.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 20, 2019 06:26 PM (D4EOp)

117 Anachronda - Solzhenitsyn, somewhere in Arkhipelag Gulag has an aside on the appropriateness of some camp administrator's names - Volkovoy is the only one I remember offhand. (Wolf)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 20, 2019 06:26 PM (JwHjN)

118 listened briefly to hannity...or was it rush...either way Jim Jordan scolded super witness about leaving out the trump statement about "he wants nothing from the Ukes" in his 23 page opening statement. sort of missed the lede, eh? wonder why your nevertrump Jeb! ass left that out? weird, huh?

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 20, 2019 06:26 PM (FEQY4)

119 95 @71
Listen Jack, I like you, I think you offer much needed morale boosting and you also keep abreast of all of the disparate skullduggery that's being revealed on a daily basis...

but...

You know where this is all heading, I know where this is all heading, everyone knows where this is all heading.


Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 20, 2019 06:23 PM (Vtpvv)

yes, we know the "where", and are figuring out the "why", but it is still very important not to be dozing off for the "when".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 06:27 PM (sy5kK)

120 you summed it up right there Ace. Too bad over half this country is to dumb and/or indoctrinated to hear it.

I always found it odd that the Dems kept going from Trump conspired with Russia to Trump conspired with Russia's enemy, Ukraine. Don't call them THE Ukraine, it really pisses them off.

What the Dems need is for THE Ukraine to turn on Trump. That is not happening so I guess they will be Demo enemies now. I guess the Dems will be pro Russia like when Obama was in charge. Damn this is confusing.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 06:27 PM (n13/j)

121 Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 20, 2019 06:24 PM (G546f)

I could use a nice hat.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2019 06:28 PM (1CjJc)

122 Has anyone checked to see if he is at that $15 million mansion on Martha's Vineyard owned by the nice couple from Chicago?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 20, 2019 06:28 PM (vwddF)

123 That's Saint Lt Col, if you please.
Posted by: MSM


LtC Krispy Kreme.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 06:28 PM (ob5xJ)

124 Byron York has a pretty good rundown of documented Ukrainian "meddling" today in the Washington Examiner.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at November 20, 2019 06:28 PM (hdzef)

125 The last Ukraine crew was Obama's. They got dumped and the current Ukraine crew is at least nominally non-Obama (my interpretation, not reliable)

If the current crew requested extradition of Biden and others I'd blast my zipper open.

Posted by: JEM at November 20, 2019 06:29 PM (8erNz)

126 That's Saint Lt Col, if you please.

Posted by: MSM at November 20, 2019 06:25 PM (am9TE)

They never said that about Lt. Col. Oliver North.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 06:29 PM (n13/j)

127
You could split a cord of wood on that face and not do it a lick of damage.
*******
She couldn't get laid in a men's prison with a handful of pardons

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 06:29 PM (BqBId)

128 LtC Cartman and James Comey in a battle of smug. Who wins?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 20, 2019 06:30 PM (D4EOp)

129 You Make Me Feel Like A Whore

https://youtu.be/f-MroGCKDcM

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2019 06:30 PM (1CjJc)

130 -
--

Once you can truly appreciate how amazing your hand is, all of this other stuff just sort of falls into place.


Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 06:24 PM

---------------

I was told that would make me blind.

Posted by: irright at November 20, 2019 06:30 PM (RVcmP)

131 I honestly don't know what the end game is with Manafort. If he was as filthy as JackStraw seems to think then why would Mueller and Judge Amy Cumdumpster Jackson unload on him knowing he could dry anally rape the derp state? Yet DJT hasn't uttered a peep of sympathy. Something doesn't make sense.
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 20, 2019 06:24 PM (y7DUB)

I think getting Manafort was part of the same line of attack that got Flynn.

They were going after anyone who would actually support Trump. They were going after his ability to get Staff who would actually make change.

So Trump would HAVE to hire DC insiders for staff. Which is how we got Sessions, and Kelly, and why Comey was kept on.

They were using the full force of the US Government against those who really supported Trump and his policies.

Scared a LOT of people away from working for Trump.

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 06:30 PM (NgKpN)

132 @107
Fuck yeah I hope I'm wrong, I pray daily I'm wrong.
I would love nothing more to see that fuck Brennan and the rest of these treasonous bastards being perp walked into federal booking, but I'm also not stupid, I see the history of the last three years and it does not give me faith...

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 20, 2019 06:30 PM (Vtpvv)

133 122 Has anyone checked to see if he is at that $15 million mansion on Martha's Vineyard owned by the nice couple from Chicago?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 20, 2019 06:28 PM (vwddF)


Certainly that residence is under water now, as a result of climate change.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2019 06:30 PM (TdMsT)

134 Can we play the Palin book? I have direct hearsay evidence that the Arkansas baby is actually Joe Biden's baby.

Posted by: Downcast at November 20, 2019 06:30 PM (CSnpu)

135 En fuego!

Posted by: That Guy who shouts "En fuego!" at November 20, 2019 06:30 PM (qzF84)

136 What does Burisma do, exactly? It seems they make enough money to buy the Democrat party. Is the dnc skimming money off of the flow of gas from Russia to the EU?

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 20, 2019 06:30 PM (MBidn)

137 LtC Krispy Kreme.

As I said yesterday, that should be Cpt Krispy Kreme (Ret)

Posted by: JEM at November 20, 2019 06:30 PM (8erNz)

138 Thanks goodness for the periods, because I don't really want to think of my boobs or anyone else's literally eating or drinking. It sounds like a horror show.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2019 06:26 PM (WI7YS)

I am just prioritizing, Dear Fen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 06:30 PM (2B9A/)

139 LtC Frank Burns.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 20, 2019 06:31 PM (vwddF)

140

Was the sanctioning of South Africa some sort of quid pro quo?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2019 06:31 PM (aKsyK)

141 I wonder if any of the Dem primary candidates have the stones to finally call Biden out on this crooked crap.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2019 06:19 PM (cfSRQ)


It would be a high risk/high reward situation.

Anybody with a Hat Size IQ would've figured out by now that -

1) Fake Fascistic "Impeachment" isn't working unless making people more likely to vote for Trump is the goal

and

2) is sucking all the oxygen away from the candidates.

A direct sharp attack on the Bidets' corruption would likely blow up the impeachment -

and give all the Dims who are above IQ 12 a reason to stop acting like suckers.

Bonus points for an attack on Pelosi saying something like "She used to be great, but now this pointless anger and lawless persecution of a duly elected President is just sad. She's lost it. This is not us. This is not America. And this sure as hell is not the Democratic Party."

Like I say...High risk.

But, if it breaks the suicidal logjam in the Dims party, all the marbles are there to then be picked up.

On the other hand, that candidate might just commit suicide in Fort Marcy Park by shooting hi or herself 6 times in the back of the head.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 20, 2019 06:31 PM (9X624)

142 139 LtC Frank Burns.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 20, 2019 06:31 PM (vwddF)

Wasn't he a Major?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 06:31 PM (2B9A/)

143 You know it is funny, we have some friends from Belarus and the country they knock is Ukraine. They cannot quit going off about how bad the corruption is in Ukraine.

If Belarus is horrified by your corruption that is saying something.

Posted by: not so at November 20, 2019 06:32 PM (HALdu)

144 there's a lot of "why are none of the confessed coup plotters arrested" to keep track of.


Why do none of the leftist perjurers get arrested ... while the nation has its government completely hijacked (for three + years) to run the coup?

Posted by: illiniwek at November 20, 2019 06:32 PM (Cus5s)

145 Paul McCartney is dead.

Posted by: Frank Bannister at November 20, 2019 06:32 PM (Fxgkp)

146 I would love nothing more to see that fuck Brennan and the rest of these treasonous bastards being perp walked into federal booking,

Can we pray for Brennan and the rest to be perp walked into Ukrainian custody?

I feel kinda guilty...oh, bullshit, no I don't.

Posted by: JEM at November 20, 2019 06:32 PM (8erNz)

147
I've never seen a picture of LTC Vindman together with "Flounder" of Animal House.

Posted by: Frankly at November 20, 2019 06:32 PM (bH7Vz)

148 Sounds like Fen is not prego then?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2019 06:32 PM (r+sAi)

149 136 What does Burisma do, exactly?


The last person in the world to know that is Hunter Biden, and next in line is Daddy Joe.

But the checks clear. So all is good.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 06:32 PM (sy5kK)

150 TonyPete!! What *are* you teaching that girl??
Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 20, 2019 06:16 PM (ECrgQ)

To fetch her beloved elders their needed tonics and remedies. At least he is not having her go get CIGARETTES!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 06:17 PM (2B9A/)

Ha! My mom sent me to get smokes (Parliament, ftw) and Miller High Life (the champagne of bottled beer) from the off sale. I was 10.

Posted by: free tibet at November 20, 2019 06:33 PM (CL76w)

151 Seem like PDT is still the ONLY one fighting back. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2019 06:33 PM (cEsBM)

152 'Fuck yeah I hope I'm wrong, I pray daily I'm wrong.'

Pray for the best, plan for the worst. Anything good is a bonus.

Posted by: freaked, space alien at November 20, 2019 06:33 PM (Tnijr)

153 >>Was the sanctioning of South Africa some sort of quid pro quo?


Clinton...

*cough*

North Korea

*cough*

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 06:33 PM (hNE8k)

154 Was the sanctioning of South Africa some sort of quid pro quo?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2019 06:31 PM (aKsyK)


This is about me, isn't it? Just because I married a South African hottie I'd known for exactly six days, after breaking up with my dead brother's widow and impregnating an Arkansas woman.


----- Hunter "Baby Daddy" Biden

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 06:33 PM (ptqGC)

155 Again?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 20, 2019 06:33 PM (vwddF)

156 BTW, I read yesterday that the Clinton Global Initiative lost a shitton of money last year.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 20, 2019 06:33 PM (d7Ww2)

157 My bf is like a barometer, his reactions are a good indicator of the zeitgeist. He watched this derp state production last night and concluded it's BULLSHIT. He also wonders why Schiff is so bugeyed, and how can the whites of his eyes show all around his pupils.

Posted by: kallisto at November 20, 2019 06:34 PM (RCRTc)

158 I've never seen a picture of LTC Vindman together with "Flounder" of Animal House.





Posted by: Frankly


Sadly, Flounder is mort.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 06:34 PM (LOq4H)

159 Sounds like Fen is not prego then?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2019 06:32 PM (r+sAi)

???

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2019 06:34 PM (WI7YS)

160 Once you can truly appreciate how amazing your hand is, all of this other stuff just sort of falls into place.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 06:24 PM

=====

I was told that would make me blind.
Posted by: irright at November 20, 2019 06:30 PM


On the plus side, you grow Ewok-like hirstuteness in your palms.

Posted by: Greedo at November 20, 2019 06:34 PM (qzF84)

161 >>>*pours Tito's instead*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 06:12 PM (ptqGC)

Titos up!

*smashes huge goblet

Posted by: Max Power at November 20, 2019 06:34 PM (q177U)

162 120 you summed it up right there Ace. Too bad over half this country is to dumb and/or indoctrinated to hear it.


Part of the problem is the people on the right who defend Trump by saying that it was not quid pro quo. That is giving the dems three stolen bases - It does not matter if it was quid pro quo. I would be angry if the US gave money to Ukraine after they refused to investigate Biden. I would be angry if the President did not use all his tools to get to the bottom of this, including twitter, mentioning Biden by name, and firing Ambassador cotton head.

And I am talking about the good people who bother to defend him. Even Andrew McCarthy says it was "unfortunate" that Trump mentioned Biden's name, but most think that there is a case here and talk about how the Dems don't have evidence -- no. They do not have a case other than Trump being an awesome president!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 20, 2019 06:34 PM (LWu6U)

163 156 BTW, I read yesterday that the Clinton Global Initiative lost a shitton of money last year.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 20, 2019 06:33 PM (d7Ww2)


Always, ALWAYS there are nuggets of good news in the world!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2019 06:35 PM (TdMsT)

164 Sounds like Fen is not prego then?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2019 06:32 PM (r+sAi)

???
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

----

Whoa! Girl. Congratulations - it's a miracle!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 06:35 PM (Y4EXg)

165 >>On the plus side, you grow Ewok-like hirstuteness in your palms.



Winter is coming.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 06:35 PM (hNE8k)

166
I wonder sometimes if I'm going to die on my own, or at the hands of the political left.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 20, 2019 06:35 PM (AO1Nn)

167 And Michelle Obama has been nominated for a Grammy

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 20, 2019 06:35 PM (d7Ww2)

168 He also wonders why Schiff is so bugeyed, and how can the whites of his eyes show all around his pupils.
Posted by: kallisto at November 20, 2019 06:34 PM (RCRTc)



Schiff switched to the oversized butt plug for daily use, and is still getting comfortable with it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 06:35 PM (sy5kK)

169 164 Sounds like Fen is not prego then?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2019 06:32 PM (r+sAi)

Barilla's better anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 06:36 PM (NWiLs)

170 >>>>Thanks goodness for the periods..... <<<< Fen

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2019 06:36 PM (r+sAi)

171 all very interesting reading...

so when do these criminals start getting arrested?

because, until then, this is still a nothing burger.

a YUGE nothing burger is still nothing.

prosecute people or GTFO.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 20, 2019 06:36 PM (HbNSs)

172 I've never seen a picture of LTC Vindman together with "Flounder" of Animal House.





Posted by: Frankly


Sadly, Flounder is mort.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp



Flounder lives on in LtC Krispy Kreme.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 06:36 PM (ob5xJ)

173 And Michelle Obama has been nominated for a Grammy
Posted by: nurse ratched

----

They spelled it incorrectly. That's "Tranny".

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 06:36 PM (Y4EXg)

174
And Michelle Obama has been nominated for a Grammy

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 20, 2019 06:35 PM (d7Ww2)

Again? Is there nothing she can't accomplish?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 06:36 PM (ptqGC)

175 >>Michelle Obama has been nominated for a Grammy

CHEWBACCA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=t0vsNFO2pDg&feature=emb_logo

Posted by: SUPERNOVA at November 20, 2019 06:37 PM (hNE8k)

176
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 20, 2019 06:37 PM (KCxzN)

177 There are no rules, the truth does not matter and why are Hunter's teeth dingy and yellowed?

His teeth look worse than his pervert Daddy's.

It's 2019......go see a dentist for crying out loud.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 20, 2019 06:37 PM (Z+IKu)

178 http://bit.ly/2OtAYbO
*******
The Ukraine scandal timeline Democrats and their media allies don't want America to see John Solomon Reports

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 06:37 PM (BqBId)

179 Part of the problem is the people on the right who defend Trump by saying that it was not quid pro quo. That is giving the dems three stolen bases - It does not matter if it was quid

-----

right, it's such a basic function of presidenting that it's stupid to even make the point.

trump is supposed to seek quid pro quo. we're not giving the ukes our money just for fun.

two, investigating biden is also a good act of presidenting, what? are all democrats above the law? are we supposed to forget the 2016 DNC meddling through FISA and FBI into trump?

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 20, 2019 06:37 PM (FEQY4)

180 Not a smidgen of corruption.

Posted by: Jacque Schitt at November 20, 2019 06:37 PM (l7udz)

181 Ola AJ!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 06:37 PM (Y4EXg)

182 My bf is like a barometer, his reactions are a good indicator of the zeitgeist. He watched this derp state production last night and concluded it's BULLSHIT. He also wonders why Schiff is so bugeyed, and how can the whites of his eyes show all around his pupils.
Posted by: kallisto at November 20, 2019 06:34 PM (RCRTc)


Hyperthyroidism. It's a classic symptom.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 20, 2019 06:37 PM (GbPPJ)

183 145 Paul McCartney is dead.
Posted by: Frank Bannister at November 20, 2019 06:32 PM (Fxgkp)


I thought that was Timothy Leary.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 06:37 PM (sy5kK)

184 remember, the fbi said it was perfectly natural to investigate trump, not that it was purely personal pollitical gain for crooked hilary

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 20, 2019 06:38 PM (FEQY4)

185 I wonder sometimes if I'm going to die on my own, or at the hands of the political left.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug



Let's see, lined up against a wall and shot? For the Republic? Someday they'll make movies about us. Oh hell, who am I kidding...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 06:38 PM (LOq4H)

186 right who defend Trump by saying that it was not quid pro quo. That is giving the dems three stolen bases - It does not matter if it was quid pro quo.


Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 20, 2019 06:34 PM (LWu6U)




Similar to those who say Omar married her brother but did not sleep with him. Make her answer that question.

Posted by: not so at November 20, 2019 06:38 PM (HALdu)

187 It's 2019......go see a dentist for crying out loud.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 20, 2019 06:37 PM (Z+IKu)


He did get new teefs, just like his dad's. Has the same slimy, creepy grin now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 06:38 PM (ptqGC)

188 Barilla's better anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 06:36 PM (NWiLs)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 06:38 PM (2B9A/)

189 That's Saint Lt Col, if you please.

Posted by: MSM





LtC Krispy Kreme.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 06:28 PM (ob5xJ)

I did not watch his testimony and I don't want to cast aspersions here. Though I do trust the Horde's viewpoint so there is that.

Just as a general comment unrelated to anyone in particular. The Marines used to have a policy that they could discharge anyone who did not have the physical profile of a Marine. You could pass the PFT, and handle your duties well. But it your body did not look like a Marine, you could be discharged. And back then, it happened to good people.

My guess is this policy no longer exists. They have body fat percentages and probably ten layers or lawyers, counselors, etc. i don't want to criticize anyone in uniform and in fact I am not criticizing them. But I noticed not long after 9/11 and the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq that there were a lot more large people in uniform. These were the guys in the rear. It made sense as there was so much stress of the services . They even brought back many retired officers to active duty.

Before the turn of the century, you didn't see as many husky servicemen. That is all I am saying. I am not saying they can't pull their weight, not pun intended.

Two great American Generals, Hunt and Scott were quite rotund.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 06:38 PM (n13/j)

190 As I said yesterday, that should be Cpt Krispy Kreme (Ret)

Posted by: JEM at November 20, 2019 06:30 PM (8erNz)

---
no.it ought to be PVT E-1 Krispy Kreme, Detachment of Prisoners, Ft Leavenworth, KS. Big Chicken Dinner and all.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 20, 2019 06:39 PM (HbNSs)

191 Don't kid yourselves that this is all DNC corruption.
Juan and Lindsay were in on it too, IMHO.
Which is why nothing is happening in the Senate, which is also why I don't think we can count on an acquittal in the Senate. Lotta beaks wetted there too.

Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 20, 2019 06:39 PM (w7KSn)

192 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 20, 2019 06:37 PM (GbPPJ)
********
Surprise Anal ??

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 06:39 PM (BqBId)

193 Report: FBI Wants To Speak With Trump Whistleblower


Weasel Zippers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2019 06:39 PM (cEsBM)

194 And Michelle Obama has been nominated for a Grammy
Posted by: nurse ratched

----

They spelled it incorrectly. That's "Tranny".
Posted by: Tonypete


I misread it. Thought it said "Granny".

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 06:40 PM (ob5xJ)

195 When I was little, I asked my dad where I came from and he said they found me in the backyard. All these years I thought he was kidding.

Posted by: freaked, space alien at November 20, 2019 06:40 PM (Tnijr)

196 Thanks goodness for the periods.....
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2019 06:36 PM (r+sAi)

O.K. I just got it. I meant not my periods-which are long gone but the period in the Sentence in which he posted

Boobs.
Breathing.
Eating.
Drinking.

Because otherwise it would be Boobs eating breathing and drinking

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2019 06:40 PM (WI7YS)

197 People are stupid. Especially people who read the NYT and POSWapo

Posted by: LASue at November 20, 2019 06:40 PM (Ed8Zd)

198 Hyperthyroidism. It's a classic symptom.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 20, 2019 06:37 PM (GbPPJ)


Our two late kittehs were hyperthyroid (which is unusual to have two cats who aren't related to develop it at the same time). They weren't bug-eyed, though. Still miss those sweet little girls something fierce.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 06:40 PM (ptqGC)

199 Timothy Leary was the Walrus.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 20, 2019 06:40 PM (vwddF)

200 Ya know who else needs to feel some heat on this John F'n Kerry.

Killary was running for Prez but Kerry was SOS.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 20, 2019 06:41 PM (fmXEO)

201 When I was little, I asked my dad where I came from and he said they found me in the backyard. All these years I thought he was kidding.
Posted by: freaked, space alien at November 20, 2019 06:40 PM (Tnijr)

My wife's father told he went to Hebrew School with Frank Sanatra. She bought it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2019 06:41 PM (cEsBM)

202 methhead baby daddy loves his grandpa Pervy Uncle Joe

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2019 06:41 PM (JFO2v)

203 The Marines used to have a policy that they could discharge anyone who did not have the physical profile of a Marine. You could pass the PFT, and handle your duties well. But it your body did not look like a Marine, you could be discharged. And back then, it happened to good people.

My guess is this policy no longer exists.



Don't think it applies to the Army.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 06:41 PM (ob5xJ)

204
And Michelle Obama has been nominated for a Grammy

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 20, 2019 06:35 PM (d7Ww2)

---
i wasn't aware that their alleged offspring had reproduced... or is she adopting Hunter's spawn?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 20, 2019 06:41 PM (HbNSs)

205 A widened scope of an investigation!!! My my my, did they Hire Michael Horowitz?

Posted by: Frank Bannister at November 20, 2019 06:42 PM (Fxgkp)

206 193 Report: FBI Wants To Speak With Trump Whistleblower

Don't do it, dude !

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at November 20, 2019 06:42 PM (am9TE)

207 Sadly, Flounder is mort.


Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 06:34 PM (LOq4H)

WTF? I will not be buzzioned.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2019 06:42 PM (1CjJc)

208 I would like one of these Republicans to ask exactly when and how was the Biden corruption in Ukraine "debunked"?

It's never been debunked because it' never been investigated.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2019 06:42 PM (ZLI7S)

209 How do we know that the FBI meeting with the whistleblower is good news for Trump? Based on past FBI activity, I would assume its to pump the guy up.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2019 06:42 PM (r+sAi)

210 206
193 Report: FBI Wants To Speak With Trump Whistleblower



Don't do it, dude !

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at November 20, 2019 06:42 PM (am9TE)

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2019 06:43 PM (1CjJc)

211
Sounds like Fen is not prego then?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk


Prego? It's in there!

https://youtu.be/2J87QekxQVI

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2019 06:44 PM (aKsyK)

212 Just watched the ISS pass over. Little bugger moves right along.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 06:44 PM (CDGwz)

213 I think it would be a shorter list as to which Congresscritters weren't being paid off by Foreign governments.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2019 06:44 PM (WI7YS)

214 Sadly, Flounder is mort.


Posted by: Some rat



Sadly, all are showing their age.
Cruel trick? Thirty years ago to me is 1970, NOT 1990!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 06:44 PM (ob5xJ)

215 maw maw maw wheres my paw
gone off to Kiev
to sell influence

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2019 06:44 PM (JFO2v)

216 What the hell are you people doing to Fen? Why are her boobs hungry? Why isn't she pregnant?

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 20, 2019 06:45 PM (3DZIZ)

217 FBI Wants To Speak With Trump Whistleblower

If we still had an actual FBI, that and maybe, just maybe, CHECK VINDMAN'S COMMS WITH FOREIGNERS.

Jeebus.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 20, 2019 06:45 PM (JCrfD)

218 209 How do we know that the FBI meeting with the whistleblower is good news for Trump? Based on past FBI activity, I would assume its to pump the guy up.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2019 06:42 PM (r+sAi)

I don't think it is. Saw one report that said FBI is investigating why admin did not look into bribery, and other possible crimes based on WB report.

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 20, 2019 06:45 PM (Xqo6t)

219 Just watched the ISS pass over. Little bugger moves right along.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


A little over 17k mph, iirc.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 06:45 PM (ob5xJ)

220 Alien probe > Ukrainian probe

Posted by: autopsied alien corpse at November 20, 2019 06:45 PM (H5knJ)

221 Because otherwise it would be Boobs eating breathing and drinking

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2019 06:40 PM (WI7YS)

I, for one, welcome our new eating breathing and drinking Boob overlords.

I offer myself as tribute.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2019 06:45 PM (1CjJc)

222 @209
Well if they follow the pattern, they will give him and everyone associated with him immunity from prosecution, allow him to destroy evidence and ultimately exonerate him of any criminal intent.

Speaking about exonerating everyone...


Say, when is the Horowitz FISA report coming out?

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 20, 2019 06:45 PM (Vtpvv)

223 Report: FBI Wants To Speak With Trump Whistleblower



Don't do it, dude !

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein
-------

Really, man, it's a bad idea. Don't trust those guys.

Posted by: Gen. Flynn at November 20, 2019 06:46 PM (CDGwz)

224 *joe*
u gonna change that babys diaper in 6 hours or i am on a plane

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2019 06:46 PM (JFO2v)

225 Hunter Biden will announce he is a candidate for the presidency to immunize himself from prosecution by the Trump Administration.




And to get money for chicks and blow.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 20, 2019 06:46 PM (vwddF)

226 Burisma founder is probably suicidal ;-)

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at November 20, 2019 06:47 PM (iMxDC)

227 Okay, I live in a hated gated community, but we still have some crime. My husband is out of state meeting with a new client, and I'm locked up like Ft. Knox.

So I read in NextDoor that some local teenagers have been stealing golf carts out of garages, and two elderly widows have been disturbed by three young men trying her front and back doors, telling her they were "looking for our dog." In her house?

One fiesty widow replied, "They should be very careful. A homeowner with a gun may greet them with more than they bargained for."

Some lib male was aghast, and she replied to his comment, "A previous comment stated these boys attempted to get into her house late at night. Come try that at my house, and I will greet you with my buddies....Remington and Smith and Wesson."

The lib male sniffed, "This is a very safe community. Just keep your doors locked."

If *I* ever see these spoiled f*****s, they'll get a surprise from me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 06:47 PM (ptqGC)

228 I offer myself as tribute.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2019 06:45 PM (1CjJc)

Milk it for all you're worth.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 20, 2019 06:47 PM (ECrgQ)

229 Saw one report that said FBI is investigating why admin did not look into bribery

Do what now?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 20, 2019 06:47 PM (JCrfD)

230 212 Just watched the ISS pass over. Little bugger moves right along.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 06:44 PM (CDGwz)

I was reading this morning we had 3 asteroids buzzing us today. Two of them they didn't know about until a couple of weeks ago.

Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2019 06:47 PM (am9TE)

231 Say, when is the Horowitz FISA report coming out?
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass
------

#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Hackneyd Meme at November 20, 2019 06:47 PM (xSo9G)

232 I saw Boob Overlords open for the Indigo Girls at the Unobtainium in '09.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2019 06:48 PM (r+sAi)

233 Here's the question I ask my liberal acquaintances. Quid Pro Quo? - is that like trading 5 Taliban for 1 Army deserter?

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 20, 2019 06:48 PM (BmkGd)

234 60 Am I going blind or are these letters getting smaller???

The HQ has the smallest default font on the internet -- it has to in order to fit all the fuego.

Every time I use a new computer I have to enlargen.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 20, 2019 06:48 PM (LWu6U)

235 I was reading this morning we had 3 asteroids buzzing us today. Two of them they didn't know about until a couple of weeks ago.
Posted by: jsg
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Pay no attention.

Posted by: SMOD at November 20, 2019 06:48 PM (xSo9G)

236 How do we know that the FBI meeting with the
whistleblower is good news for Trump? Based on past FBI activity, I
would assume its to pump the guy up.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2019 06:42 PM (r+sAi)

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The FBI is being 'flipped.'

We saw this with Kavanaugh. Lots of folks on this very blog felt that they'd rubber-stamp the accusations, but they didn't.

Also, note the disclosure regarding Strzok and the Flynn 302s. The cabal is losing its grip.

One could argue that this was really the last gasp of the Deep State before the last of their operatives were uprooted. As it is, a ton of their agents have been exposed - and in fairly high places.

It may even have been deliberate.

We'll see soon enough.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2019 06:48 PM (cfSRQ)

237 If we still had an actual FBI, that and maybe, just maybe, CHECK VINDMAN'S COMMS WITH FOREIGNERS.



Jeebus.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)



Read that Strotz (sp) and Page's phones had been "sanitized" for your protection of course.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 06:48 PM (LOq4H)

238 226 Burisma founder is probably suicidal ;-)
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at November 20, 2019 06:47 PM (iMxDC)

Arkancide transferred to Ukraine via unknown carrier

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2019 06:48 PM (JFO2v)

239 Nice hyoid bone you got there. Pity if something should happen to it.

Posted by: The FBI at November 20, 2019 06:48 PM (vwddF)

240 I've never seen a picture of LTC Vindman together with "Flounder" of Animal House.

--__----

I thought I saw a pledge pin on his uniform!

Posted by: Josephistan at November 20, 2019 06:48 PM (Izzlo)

241 Heeeere's Rudy.

No, I don't think Trump is going to allow the people who tried to destroy his administration, his family and friends, to get away unscathed. If you do you haven't been watching Trump. At all.

https://tinyurl.com/sd6e6sn

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2019 06:49 PM (ZLI7S)

242
Every time I use a new computer I have to enlargen.
Posted by: Gentlemen
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Is browser setting, no?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 06:49 PM (xSo9G)

243 >>>Milk it for all you're worth.<<<

Mammaries to last a lifetime.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 20, 2019 06:49 PM (3DZIZ)

244 Am I going blind or are these letters getting smaller???

The HQ has the smallest default font on the internet -- it has to in order to fit all the fuego.

Every time I use a new computer I have to enlargen.
Posted by: Gentlemen


Blow the margins and watch it go to .02 point font on a phone.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 06:49 PM (ob5xJ)

245 Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 20, 2019 06:45 PM (3DZIZ)

See post 196.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2019 06:49 PM (WI7YS)

246 PDT Tweet 10 minutes ago:

"If this were a prizefight, they'd stop it!"

Posted by: IrishEi at November 20, 2019 06:49 PM (sGotD)

247 When was the last time these fake-ass "libertarian capitalists" worked for an organization whose cash-flow was not generated by a mixture of beggary and bribery?

-----

Right before I was last banned from @SimpleJack's chatterbox, I called Cuck Mandel and Baseball Cuck kept men of the donor class.

They whined and denied my accusations in the high pitched, cucky kind of tones you'd expect.

So I pointed out that the former worked for Phil Anschutz and the latter for NR.

And then I got banned. Luckily for me... IDGAF, and new cuck-bashing Twitter accounts are FREE.

Unlike these sad cucks, my Twitter presence has a 0.00% share of my self-worth, so that ain't no thang to me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 20, 2019 06:49 PM (5aX2M)

248 230 212 Just watched the ISS pass over. Little bugger moves right along.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 06:44 PM (CDGwz)

I was reading this morning we had 3 asteroids buzzing us today. Two of them they didn't know about until a couple of weeks ago.
Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2019 06:47 PM (am9TE)

When you spend a $130 B on illegal alien support NASA does not matter.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2019 06:50 PM (JFO2v)

249 Say, when is the Horowitz FISA report coming out?


Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 20, 2019 06:45 PM (Vtpvv)

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Some claim it was being held hostage to the CR. Buried in the latest one is a reauthorization for FISA until March. So maybe it will come out now.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2019 06:50 PM (cfSRQ)

250 I was reading this morning we had 3 asteroids buzzing us today. Two of them they didn't know about until a couple of weeks ago.

Posted by: jsg


SMOD is sending out scouts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 06:50 PM (ptqGC)

251 The Nevertrumpers will look up and cry out "Save us!"

And I will look down and whisper back, "Ahoy."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 20, 2019 06:50 PM (Eqzyg)

252 Every time I use a new computer I have to enlargen.
Posted by: Gentlemen
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Is browser setting, no?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 06:49 PM (xSo9G)




dick pics?

Posted by: not so at November 20, 2019 06:50 PM (HALdu)

253 240 I've never seen a picture of LTC Vindman together with "Flounder" of Animal House.

--__----

I thought I saw a pledge pin on his uniform!
Posted by: Josephistan at November 20, 2019 06:48 PM (Izzlo)

and tuck in those pajamas

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2019 06:51 PM (JFO2v)

254 *pours Tito's instead*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 06:12 PM

*raises Tito's martini*

Cheers, Jane!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 20, 2019 06:51 PM (rBtIz)

255 Here's the question I ask my liberal acquaintances. Quid Pro Quo? - is that like trading 5 Taliban for 1 Army deserter?
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 20, 2019 06:48 PM (BmkGd)

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm.........Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 20, 2019 06:51 PM (Z+IKu)

256 Cheers, RMBS!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 06:51 PM (ptqGC)

257 lol I have a mute button on my tv - Speier is just hand motions and silence.

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 20, 2019 06:51 PM (qpv7P)

258 I would say that the Dems are totally without character, integrity, or morality...but it would just go to their heads.

Who's bitch is this that just finished questioning?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 06:51 PM (xSo9G)

259 Say, when is the Horowitz FISA report coming out?


Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 20, 2019 06:45 PM (Vtpvv)

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#twoweeks

moose out front should have told you...

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 20, 2019 06:52 PM (HbNSs)

260 Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2019 06:45 PM (1CjJc)

No; you welcome sexy women with big boobs as overladies , The idea of detached boobs on the ground with big teeth eating everything in their path and guzzling away at drinks is not a pleasant thought. You're just not literal enough.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2019 06:52 PM (WI7YS)

261 243 >>>Milk it for all you're worth.

Mammaries to last a lifetime.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 20, 2019 06:49 PM (3DZIZ)

Thanks for the mammories

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2019 06:52 PM (JFO2v)

262 Jane, Darlin- Cheers.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 20, 2019 06:52 PM (fmXEO)

263 Not sure which Republican congressman is asking Schiffty exactly what law keeps the whistleblower from being named

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2019 06:52 PM (ZCEU2)

264 Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 06:38 PM (n13/j)

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You're not wrong.

When I went back in the Army in 2001, I had to go through basic training again.

The changes from 1987, when I first went through, was startling.

I can only imaging what the standards are like now.

Posted by: SMH at November 20, 2019 06:52 PM (RU4sa)

265 If you thought the taliban trade for Bergdahl was bad you don't want to know what Obama got for his deal with Manning.

Posted by: not so at November 20, 2019 06:52 PM (HALdu)

266 Cheers, Ben Had! *clink*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 06:52 PM (ptqGC)

267 The lib male sniffed, "This is a very safe community. Just keep your doors locked."

If *I* ever see these spoiled f*****s, they'll get a surprise from me.
Posted by: Jane D'oh



Tell them FU. I shouldn't have to lock my doors if it's that safe.

(Sitting with the front door open atm. About 70 out)

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 06:52 PM (ob5xJ)

268 Imagine, even.

Posted by: SMH at November 20, 2019 06:52 PM (RU4sa)

269 Underboob Overlord

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 20, 2019 06:53 PM (Eqzyg)

270 The Nevertrumpers will look up and cry out "Save us!"



And I will look down and whisper back, "Ahoy."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 20, 2019 06:50 PM (Eqzyg)

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Threadwinner.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2019 06:53 PM (cfSRQ)

271 Hey Ben Had. : )

Posted by: SMH at November 20, 2019 06:53 PM (RU4sa)

272 >>Some claim it was being held hostage to the CR. Buried in the latest one is a reauthorization for FISA until March. So maybe it will come out now.

Chuck Grassley scheduled Horowitz to speak to his committee on Dec. 11th. If they stick to normal procedure it should be out about a week before the hearing so that means the week after Thanksgiving.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2019 06:53 PM (ZLI7S)

273 Don't think it applies to the Army.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 06:41 PM (ob5xJ)

my recruiter was fat by olden days standards The Army is much larger than the Marines. The Army tends to put the right people in the right places though. The guys at the tip of the spear are pretty hard core.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 06:53 PM (n13/j)

274 SMH, you over your stomach bug?

Posted by: Ben Had at November 20, 2019 06:53 PM (fmXEO)

275 If we still had an actual FBI, that and maybe, just maybe, CHECK VINDMAN'S COMMS WITH FOREIGNERS.


We may be arriving at the point where everything we ever knew or thought we knew about the way the Feds work is wrong.

Apparently, any common sense they may have had is no longer used for anything for any reason. Same thing for logic and intelligence.


I know one thing for sure: they are no longer on my side in anything. In fact, they are actively working against me and my interests. And there's not one fucking thing I can do about it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 20, 2019 06:54 PM (HaL55)

276 No; you welcome sexy women with big boobs as overladies ,
The idea of detached boobs on the ground with big teeth eating
everything in their path and guzzling away at drinks is not a pleasant
thought. You're just not literal enough.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2019 06:52 PM (WI7YS)

A boob in the hand is worth two in the bush. Why you gotta ugly it up?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2019 06:54 PM (1CjJc)

277 Drag a $1B through a trailer park there's no telling what you'll find.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2019 06:54 PM (m45I2)

278 Yep, BH.

Have babysitting duties this weekend.

Posted by: SMH at November 20, 2019 06:54 PM (RU4sa)

279 Drag a $1B through a trailer park there's no telling what you'll find.

Posted by: Muldoon


Hi!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 06:55 PM (ob5xJ)

280 Now that I've come to grips with my space alienness and announced it to the world I don't want you people to treat me any differently.

Posted by: freaked, space alien not worth mentioning really at November 20, 2019 06:55 PM (Tnijr)

281 The changes from 1987, when I first went through, was startling.



I can only imaging what the standards are like now.

Posted by: SMH at November 20, 2019 06:52 PM (RU4sa)

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You didn't have a whole week of "values" training?

It wasn't coed?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2019 06:55 PM (cfSRQ)

282 277 Drag a $1B through a trailer park there's no telling what you'll find.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2019 06:54 PM (m45I2)

ha i hear gay effeminate fake bald guy

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2019 06:55 PM (JFO2v)

283

These stupid hearings have only made the point that whatever Biden was doing is shady as shit. Turn Jordan loose on it!

Or would fat douche Jonah not approve of the coarseness?

Posted by: E buzz the Reverend at November 20, 2019 06:55 PM (nkLIP)

284 They may have been onto Vindman for a long time. Trump and his trusted, loyal associates may have been watching and waiting for Vindman and Schiff and others to make their move.

Posted by: not so at November 20, 2019 06:56 PM (HALdu)

285 In 1987, it wasn't coed.

It was an all-female company.

Posted by: SMH at November 20, 2019 06:56 PM (RU4sa)

286 You know I wonder how many Dems pealed away after the media gaslighting L'affaire Mueller fell apart.

I know many are just as enraptured by the Ukraine farce, but supposedly ratings are in the toilet.

I do wonder how many decided nope I'm done with this shit.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2019 06:56 PM (j3npP)

287 Not sure which Republican congressman is asking Schiffty exactly what law keeps the whistleblower from being named
Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2019 06:52 PM (ZCEU2)


The law I just pulled out of my ass!! Smell it!!!

Posted by: Shifty Shit Face Channels Don Lemon at November 20, 2019 06:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

288 263 Been listening to Levin who just said he has read the laws and there is nothing protecting the whistleblower Eric Ciaramella from being named.

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2019 06:57 PM (ZCEU2)

289 Hey, what about all the countries chocolate-shitheel bribed to take Guantanamo prisoners so he could campaign saying he was keeping his promise? was that q-p-q?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 20, 2019 06:57 PM (LWu6U)

290 SMH, is Winnie the Pooh acceptable for the gbabies?

Posted by: Ben Had at November 20, 2019 06:57 PM (fmXEO)

291 In 1987, the drill sergeants could still call you every name in the book.

Posted by: SMH at November 20, 2019 06:57 PM (RU4sa)

292 Yes it is, BH, lol.

Posted by: SMH at November 20, 2019 06:57 PM (RU4sa)

293 You're not wrong.



When I went back in the Army in 2001, I had to go through basic training again.



The changes from 1987, when I first went through, was startling.



I can only imaging what the standards are like now.

Posted by: SMH at November 20, 2019 06:52 PM (RU4sa)

basic again? that is interesting. I can imagine the changes were stark for sure.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 06:58 PM (n13/j)

294 basic again? that is interesting. I can imagine the changes were stark for sure.
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 06:58 PM (n13/j)

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Both times at Relaxin' Jackson.

So not exactly Ft. Benning.

Posted by: SMH at November 20, 2019 06:58 PM (RU4sa)

295 Amanda Kondrat'yev is stunning.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 20, 2019 06:58 PM (Rw8Ov)

296 In 1987, it wasn't coed.



It was an all-female company.

Posted by: SMH at November 20, 2019 06:56 PM (RU4sa)

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That was before the Enlightened Leaders decided it was better to mix male and female in close quarters and be *shocked* that they hooked up right there in the barracks.

MOAR TRAINING WILL FIX THIS!!1!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2019 06:58 PM (cfSRQ)

297 Been listening to Levin who just said he has read the laws and there is nothing protecting the whistleblower Eric Ciaramella from being named.

I believe that yours truly said that when this stupidity began.

There again, no one has listened to me here since 2004.

/wipes away tear
//resumes profane ranting

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 20, 2019 06:58 PM (JCrfD)

298
In 1987, the drill sergeants could still call you every name in the book.

Posted by: SMH at November 20, 2019 06:57 PM (RU4sa)

And the cadences were very un pc.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 06:58 PM (n13/j)

299 SMH I keep finding things to add to the package.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 20, 2019 06:59 PM (fmXEO)

300 In 1987, the drill sergeants could still call you every name in the book.
Posted by: SMH


Go to work in a prison in '82.
You'd get that in 4 different languages.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 06:59 PM (ob5xJ)

301
In 1987, the drill sergeants could still call you every name in the book.

Posted by: SMH at November 20, 2019 06:57 PM (RU4sa)


Same with the PI Marines in 2009.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 06:59 PM (ptqGC)

302 Since Hillary was inevitable, because everyone said so, Ukraine made the very real calculation that working with Hillary was the best way to keep Hillary from going Libya on Ukraine.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 20, 2019 06:59 PM (WEBkv)

303 291 In 1987, the drill sergeants could still call you every name in the book.
Posted by: SMH at November 20, 2019 06:57 PM (RU4sa)

*DI*
epstein did not kill himself private

*DI*
Lt Col Vindman!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2019 06:59 PM (JFO2v)

304 And the cadences were very un pc.
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 06:58 PM (n13/j)

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Those were the days...

Posted by: SMH at November 20, 2019 06:59 PM (RU4sa)

305
Let's see, lined up against a wall and shot? For the Republic? Someday they'll make movies about us. Oh hell, who am I kidding...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 06:38 PM (LOq4H)

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I was thinking something less dignified. Conked on the head from behind by some noodle-armed soy boy, or Tianneman Square style pulverized, burned, and flushed down the storm drain.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 20, 2019 07:00 PM (AO1Nn)

306 Here's the question I ask my liberal acquaintances. Quid Pro Quo? - is that like trading 5 Taliban for 1 Army deserter?
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at November 20, 2019 06:48 PM (BmkGd)

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm.........Yes.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 20, 2019 06:51 PM (Z+IKu)

One of the serviceman who was severely injured while searching for the POS Bergdahl died recently.
No Rose Ceremony for that family, right Obumbles?

Posted by: LASue at November 20, 2019 07:00 PM (Ed8Zd)

307 why don't they check Monaco, that's where bond villain zylochevsky hangs out, where hunter biden has attended board meetings, former german foreign ministers, polish prime ministers listen to Verdi's operas, right out of quantum of solace,

Posted by: gaius martius at November 20, 2019 07:00 PM (hMlTh)

308 So, I went down for a nap (head cold) and I get up and Special Report is showing the Mock Hearings. Did I miss anything?

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 07:00 PM (DBGf/)

309 @288
This has been known and apparent for sometime the problem is that Schiff has said that if a congressman names the whistleblower will immediately have ethics charges filed against them.

With the Donks in control of the house this will be a formality and then the congressman will be forced to step down from whatever committee they are on and hire lawyers to defend themselves and even if they are successful in defending themselves they will still have undergone the pain is the process ritual.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 20, 2019 07:00 PM (Vtpvv)

310
In 1987, it wasn't coed.





It was an all-female company.



Posted by: SMH at November 20, 2019 06:56 PM (RU4sa)

same here. No chicks allowed. The only women i ever saw in uniform were medics at the battalion level. And they asked us if we were gay and if we said yes, it was take the next door and cya.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 07:00 PM (n13/j)

311 I'm sure the girls will love whatever you send, BH.

Thank you so much.

Posted by: SMH at November 20, 2019 07:01 PM (RU4sa)

312 And the cadences were very un pc.
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 06:58 PM (n13/j)

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Those were the days...
Posted by: SMH
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Pfft.

Posted by: Jody at November 20, 2019 07:01 PM (xSo9G)

313 Did I miss anything?

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 07:00 PM (DBGf/)

Underboob Overlords.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2019 07:01 PM (1CjJc)

314 I thought I saw a pledge pin on his uniform!

--

Isn't that: Pledge *spittle* Pin *spittle* ?

Haven't seen that movie in decades, but I remember "pledge pin" + spitting. Funny what you remember.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 20, 2019 07:01 PM (JoUsr)

315 the chicks did not ask us, that was at MEPs. just to clarify.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 07:01 PM (n13/j)

316
So, I went down for a nap (head cold) and I get up and Special Report is showing the Mock Hearings. Did I miss anything?

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 07:00 PM (DBGf/)


Michelle Obama is up for another Grammy. There's that. And Epstein is still dead and didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 07:01 PM (ptqGC)

317 You'd get that in 4 different languages.

It's got to be even more fun in the late 1990s when the Armenian and Hmong gangstas started showing up in Cali prisons. Or, hell, now that they've gone Maya, it's got to be full Apocalypto there

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 07:02 PM (ykYG2)

318 Ms. Cooper is still a virgin.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 07:02 PM (DBGf/)

319 Everything the libtards are accusing Trump of doing are massively projecting from things THEY actually did. Russian collusion in the election, Ukrainian money laundering, you name it - they did it.

Now I want to know who the Democrat was that actually did the Russian Pee Pee hotel room bed thing. Probably BJ Clinton himself, since he's that kind of guy.

Posted by: Roy at November 20, 2019 07:02 PM (ABjxW)

320 Been listening to Levin who just said he has read the laws and there is nothing protecting the whistleblower Eric Ciaramella from being named.

I believe that yours truly said that when this stupidity began.

There again, no one has listened to me here since 2004.

/wipes away tear
//resumes profane ranting
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 20, 2019 06:58 PM (JCrfD)

False. You were the first person I learned it from here. - then I looked it up.

Posted by: LASue at November 20, 2019 07:02 PM (Ed8Zd)

321 In 1987, it wasn't coed.
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*sigh*

The children here...I keep forgetting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 07:02 PM (xSo9G)