Target Celebrates Gay Pride Month By Grooming Your Kids [Warden]

Check out the new Target display at select stores.

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Yep. That's the kid's section. But what someone does in their own bedroom is none of my business, am I right? I mean, it's not like anyone wants to turn your kid gay, you goofball bible beater.

No. They just want to, you know, present it as an option for kids--a really cool, socially acceptable one that'll earn you group praise and maybe a bit of friendly life coaching from a totally-not-trying-to-have-sex-with-you adult homosexual.

It's about sharing and acceptance. Also, it's about being part of a community that accounts for more than 80% of U.S. syphilis cases, but shhhhh! That's bigot talk. Love is love.

And you'll be happy to know that proceeds from the sales of these goods will go toward converting more kids for the gay lobby to love rigorously, passionately and often.

The items feature the bright, colorful gay rainbow and features words such as "TAKE PRIDE" and "WEAR IT WITH PRIDE". The new line is being rolled out to celebrate "Gay Pride Month" in June.

Target is offering to donate 50 percent of the purchase price of any LGBT item to GLSEN (the Gay, Lesbian, and Straight Education Network)."

"We’re making our message loud and clear: Target proudly stands with the LGBT community through all that we do," said Laysha Ward, an executive with Target.

Target also eliminated all gender references in toys and bedding departments and removed "boys" and "girls" signs to promote gender neutrality in its stores.

GLSEN? What's that? I'm glad you asked! GLSEN is a group of weirdos, perverts and communists (but I repeat myself) who want to push homosexuality on kindergartners in school. They're very fine people, that I can tell you! Normal and well-adjusted folks, just like you and me!

Johnson and Johnson also supports this twisted group. Remember that the next time you're shopping. Here's a screen shot of some of GLSEN's work.

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I admit that I used to take a very libertarian attitude towards homosexuality. I was even neutral on gay marriage up until about 10 years ago. But this acceleration-ism has hardened my position.

At the very least, if homosexuality is going to be presented as not only normal, but something to be celebrated by children, then we should talk about what comes with it.

Let's start with this. According to a survey, 28% of homosexual men have had more than 1000 partners, 43% estimated they had sex with 500 or more partners, while 83% of the homosexual men surveyed estimated they had had sex with 50 or more partners in their lifetime.

Is this something to be proud of? Is this what you'd want for your kids?

Here's another. Remember how gay marriage was pitched to the squares as no different than heterosexual marriage. It was a lie. Homosexual men do not practice monogamy, even in marriage.

David McWhirter and Andrew Mattison conducted a non-random study of 156 stable committed male homosexual couples. They found that none of the over 100 couples that had been together for more than 5 years had been sexually monogamous or exclusive. The authors, themselves a gay couple, argued that for male couples, sexual monogamy is a passing stage of homophobia and that many homosexuals separate emotional fidelity and sexual exclusivity.

A non-monogamous marriage is no marriage at all. It's an arrangement to receive legal and workplace benefits, no more. Which, of course, is what many conservatives argued for as a compromise until we were big-footed by gay activists and totalitarian judges.

Here's something that never gets talked about in this era of toxic masculinity. Lesbians are really into beating each other up. Yay! Let's have a parade!

90% of lesbians surveyed had been recipients of one of more acts of verbal aggression from their partners during the year prior to the study, and 31% reported experiencing physical abuse

Lesbians are also 3x more likely to abuse alcohol.

Homosexual men are 20x more likely to sexually abuse children. They are 17x more likely to get anal cancer and 7x more likely to raise a homosexual kid when they adopt.

They are also 7x more likely to use drugs.

Finally, gay men account for 66% of HIV cases.

I could go one, but that should paint the picture pretty well. Homosexuality is presented to our kids as nothing but cutesy rainbows and "love." This is a lie, a deliberate one at that.

If we're going to do all gay, all the time now, then I'm happy to talk about EVERYTHING homosexuality entails. The truth doesn't go away just because you don't acknowledge it.

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Posted by: Ha at June 06, 2019 07:44 PM (MAstk)

2 Hater

Posted by: blaster at June 06, 2019 07:47 PM (ZfRYq)

3 I admit that I used to take a very libertarian attitude towards homosexuality. I was even neutral on gay marriage up until about 10 years ago. But this acceleration-ism has hardened my position.

Get out of my head. Please.

Posted by: The Unknown Poster at June 06, 2019 07:47 PM (QfqyL)

4 There's supposed to be a "gay' gene, right? What if parents don't want their kid to have a "gay" gene? Would that be wrong?

Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2019 07:48 PM (Pqytn)

5 Remember back in the 1980s when the "Homosexual Agenda" was just some goof cooked up by Christian kooks and bigots?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 06, 2019 07:49 PM (4ErVI)

6 well, we conservatives totally lost this war in our culture. Trump fights but he also loves his gays, so what are you going to do.

literally no person in america has the balls to take on big ghey.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 06, 2019 07:50 PM (JziUy)

7 Remember when Trump ordered Brennan's Security clearance pulled? How come he still has one? How does that work exactly?

Posted by: An Observation at June 06, 2019 07:50 PM (tkvQg)

8

How come these faggets keep sucking my dick?

Posted by: Inquiring minds want to know at June 06, 2019 07:50 PM (zO5ly)

9 I remember back in the 80s former Surgeon General C. Everett Koop recounting in a radio interview his explanation of homosexuality to his grandson, who had asked him. His grandson listened carefully, was silent for a moment, then said "ewww."

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 06, 2019 07:50 PM (H8QX8)

10 5 Remember back in the 1980s when the "Homosexual Agenda" was just some goof cooked up by Christian kooks and bigots?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 06, 2019 07:49 PM (4ErVI)


I'm old enough to remember when homosexuals were *against* getting married.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 06, 2019 07:50 PM (fhFbZ)

11 I'll change America!

Posted by: Butt-gig at June 06, 2019 07:50 PM (MAstk)

12 but I'm sure we'll win the remaining culture war which is ...uh I guess whether we'll see live televised executions of former trump officials broadcast from NY state in a few years.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 06, 2019 07:51 PM (JziUy)

13 Many years ago, I found myself a single father facing his first Christmas. I had to do the shopping and as usual, I put it off til the last minute. I went to Target right from work. I wasn't thinking about that when I dressed for work that day. I was in black slacks and a red shirt. Lots of people asked me questions that day. I may have steered some of them in the wrong direction.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 06, 2019 07:51 PM (gC2IV)

14 7 Remember when Trump ordered Brennan's Security clearance pulled? How come he still has one? How does that work exactly?
Posted by: An Observation at June 06, 2019 07:50 PM (tkvQg)


Trump's order to yank Brennan's clearance was ignored.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 06, 2019 07:51 PM (fhFbZ)

15 BNL NEWS @BreakingNLive
FBI Agent Joe Pientka who interviewed General Flynn plans to testify against Comey and McCabe, adds "It was all Comey" - OANN

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 06, 2019 07:51 PM (BqBId)

16 Too bad things are turning out pretty much as I thought they would.

Posted by: klaftern at June 06, 2019 07:52 PM (RuIsu)

17 7x more likely to raise a homosexual kid when they adopt.


Kind of puts the bullshit to 'born that way,' no?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2019 07:52 PM (oVJmc)

18 Matthew 18:6
but whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in Me to stumble, it would be better for him to have a heavy millstone hung around his neck, and to be drowned in the depth of the sea.

Posted by: Zombie Martin Luther - undead heretic at June 06, 2019 07:52 PM (aqpW6)

19 This is going to get me in trouble with the rest of the horde.

But I honestly wouldn't care if :

1) There wasn't a sinister undercurrent of Pedophilia...

B) They didn't expect you to embrace every single other item on the Communist Wishlist.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 06, 2019 07:52 PM (pgXNG)

20
literally no person in america has the balls to take on big ghey.

..

Give me a chance!

Oh wait.

Posted by: Pence at June 06, 2019 07:52 PM (MAstk)

21 Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 06, 2019 07:51 PM (fhFbZ)
******
DNI Dan Coats & that is why Trump bypassed him with Declass & went to AG Barr

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 06, 2019 07:52 PM (BqBId)

22 Thanks for the brave post. From experience with SIL and friends, we don't think it's quite as "gay" as it's--er--cracked up to be. Plus not mentioned in the post--there seems to be a fair amount of psychosis in the "gay" community.

Posted by: Caliban at June 06, 2019 07:52 PM (opA8E)

23 ace's hate speech also misses the point that gheys are:

410% more likely to help you with a sassy makeover montage.

223% more likely to yass kween with you.

155% more likely to have a really stirring cry scene at a funeral of a deceased loved one.

5411% more likely to not be old and dying like most white people who have non-tasty recipes are but fit and thin with abs.

20,004% more likely to eat really tasty foods, which is something when you consider the above stat.

32% more likely to have diverse friend.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 06, 2019 07:53 PM (JziUy)

24 Trump's order to yank Brennan's clearance was ignored.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 06, 2019 07:51 PM (fhFbZ)

With impunity.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 06, 2019 07:53 PM (H8QX8)

25 My only recourse to this massive show of support for men committing sodomy is to pray for them. Otherwise, I sin by being angry.


God will sort this out.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 06, 2019 07:53 PM (pUDQf)

26
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson (click here for details for the June MoMe whats In June) at June 06, 2019 07:53 PM (jaeFf)

27 Thanks for the brave post. From

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it is pretty brave. good for him. he's already off twitter and youtube.

in a few months, we'll all have to find a nice server in the Netherlands to talk abotu this stuff

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 06, 2019 07:53 PM (JziUy)

28 I remember when the gays just wanted to be left alone

Posted by: G marks the spot at June 06, 2019 07:54 PM (4Jgb2)

29 Toxic leftism: Stalin era mass grave found in Kazakhstan

https://youtu.be/YaCkG52V8Xc

Posted by: 13times at June 06, 2019 07:54 PM (K3B2k)

30 No problem, just destroy TARGET.

No, I did not say "Knock its stock down 1.3% for a week or so.", I said fucking DESTROY it's economic value, permanently. Shit won't happen again, guarantee it!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 06, 2019 07:54 PM (CxApx)

31 Homosexual men are also 10x more likely to create unnecessary conflict to make themselves the center of attention, and 15x more likely to be manipulative and dishonest because it entertains them.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 06, 2019 07:54 PM (H7irt)

32 How much of this is "we are on board with the gay agenda" and how much is "Please don't boycott and sue us into bankruptcy for some infraction that you are now blackmailing is with"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 06, 2019 07:55 PM (dNzKv)

33 I think only the Amish have a shot at escaping this modern day sodom & gomorrah.

Posted by: Zombie Martin Luther - undead heretic at June 06, 2019 07:55 PM (aqpW6)

34 Homosexual men are also 10x more likely to create
unnecessary conflict to make themselves the center of attention, and 15x
more likely to be manipulative and dishonest because it entertains
them.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 06, 2019 07:54 PM (H7irt)

And 220X more likely to be FABULOUS!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 06, 2019 07:55 PM (t6MX/)

35 Well Mr. Blogger, if one is to believe the teevee ads gheys are just the cutest, bestest most talented people in the whole world. Somehow I just can't muster up any sympathy for their self induced problems when they think I'm a hick racist Christian for not baking them a cake. Hell, I ain't baked nobody else no cake neither. You can ask anybody.

Posted by: Eromero at June 06, 2019 07:56 PM (qBNEP)

36 This is about me isn't it?

Posted by: Smollette at June 06, 2019 07:56 PM (MAstk)

37 >>>30 No problem, just destroy TARGET.

No, I did not say "Knock its stock down 1.3% for a week or so.", I said fucking DESTROY it's economic value, permanently. Shit won't happen again, guarantee it!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 06, 2019 07:54 PM (CxApx)

_____________

I'll nail slightly less than a hundred theses to their door. Surely that will stop them!

Posted by: Zombie Martin Luther - undead heretic at June 06, 2019 07:56 PM (aqpW6)

38 My children will never go to public school. I don't care if I have to work 100 hours per week, or live in a swamp. My boys will not go to public school.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 06, 2019 07:56 PM (dNzKv)

39 So if you want an early death, practice gay practices.

Anybody else tempted to go to the hetero parade in Boston and watch to see if the great fight scene from Blazing Saddles is recreated?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 06, 2019 07:56 PM (e1mEI)

40 http://bit.ly/2Z9ITyD
*******
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Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 06, 2019 07:56 PM (BqBId)

41 83%, ha.

Gay sex created the HIV epidemic. This is a well known scientific facts, and in fact was well understood back in the 80s.

without the bathhouses, promiscuity, and anal sex there would be no HIV. period.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 06, 2019 07:56 PM (LWu6U)

42 23
ace's hate speech also misses the point that gheys are:






Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 06, 2019 07:53 PM (JziUy)

It's Warden.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 06, 2019 07:57 PM (t6MX/)

43 23. ...and 5000% more likely to be one one of those home remodel improvement shows!

Posted by: DXO at June 06, 2019 07:57 PM (nzKWW)

44 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 06, 2019 07:55 PM (dNzKv)



They are HQed in Minneapolis.

Say no more.

Posted by: Ha at June 06, 2019 07:57 PM (MAstk)

45 If people are born gay, why is there a significant statistical correlation between having a gay parent and ending up gay yourself?

Posted by: CPT11A at June 06, 2019 07:57 PM (5659K)

46 If Mr.FakePopeFrancis would declare a crusade to stop these child molesters I'd consider going back to Catholicism.

Posted by: Zombie Martin Luther - undead heretic at June 06, 2019 07:57 PM (aqpW6)

47 as for beating each other up, at least the gay couples are roughly the same size and strength.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 06, 2019 07:57 PM (JziUy)

48 Pride Month to be followed by Day of Wrath

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 06, 2019 07:57 PM (dm05u)

49 I had a gay ED in big pharma. I can tell you he was a Zen master of managing up and defecating downward.

Posted by: Caliban at June 06, 2019 07:58 PM (opA8E)

50 Trump's order to yank Brennan's clearance was ignored.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 06, 2019 07:51 PM (fhFbZ)



Obvious question is by whom, specifically. Because failure to comply should be very simple to deal with.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2019 07:58 PM (oVJmc)

51 Yeah, we tried watching Bomb Girls on Amazon. It had the potential we thought to really be interesting. Then they went full lesbo complete with a crazy oppressive bible thumping child beating dad for the love interest of the lesbian bomb girl. The lesbian chick saves her from dad just in the nick of time and at same time we turned it off. Coincidentally.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 06, 2019 07:58 PM (OX6sG)

52
This from the Indianapolis BUSINESS Journal:
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Indianapolis Republican Mayoral candidate Jim Merritt-a state senator since 1991-on Thursday said he regretted his Senate vote for the Religious Freedom Restoration Act in 2015 and pledged to support the LGBTQ community if elected mayor.

Merritt, who sparked attention this week by announcing he would walk in Saturday's Indy Pride parade even though organizers said he wasn't welcome due to his Senate votes on LGBTQ issues, also said Thursday he has decided not to march in the parade.

"This is Indy Pride's celebration and I do not wish to dampen it," he said. "I have come to realize the reality of discrimination, fear and prejudice that has plagued the LGBTQ+ community for far too long."

https://tinyurl.com/y48xjcbj

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2019 07:58 PM (aKsyK)

53 45
If people are born gay, why is there a significant statistical
correlation between having a gay parent and ending up gay yourself?

Posted by: CPT11A at June 06, 2019 07:57 PM (5659K)

Because, shut up.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 06, 2019 07:58 PM (t6MX/)

54 ace's hate speech also misses the point that gheys are:

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 06, 2019 07:53 PM (JziUy)

It's Warden.

--------

oh...a doyyyy!

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 06, 2019 07:58 PM (JziUy)

55 Homosexual men are also 10x more likely to create
unnecessary conflict to make themselves the center of attention, and 15x
more likely to be manipulative and dishonest because it entertains
them.



Racist!

Posted by: Jussie Smollet at June 06, 2019 07:58 PM (oVJmc)

56 They are also teaching your children that being a bigot is the worst thing imaginable, and also they are bigots if they won't consider a homosexual relationship at least once.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 06, 2019 07:59 PM (dNzKv)

57 We never should've let Dom ask the question.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poz5xrfmk7U

Posted by: DaveA at June 06, 2019 07:59 PM (FhXTo)

58 >>>53 45
If people are born gay, why is there a significant statistical
correlation between having a gay parent and ending up gay yourself?

Posted by: CPT11A at June 06, 2019 07:57 PM (5659K)

Because, shut up.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 06, 2019 07:58 PM (t6MX/)

_____________

Grooming. Kids are weak and easy to manipulate by perceived authority figures.

Posted by: Zombie Martin Luther - undead heretic at June 06, 2019 07:59 PM (aqpW6)

59 All foreseen.

Target has lost their minds.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: nip at June 06, 2019 07:59 PM (RXwUQ)

60 MZBs daughter Moira Greyland makes the case that most gays are created by child or pubescent sexual abuse

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 06, 2019 07:59 PM (dm05u)

61 Any adult who seeks out children for the purpose of exposing them to their sexual lifestyle are fucking pedophiles who have no reason to be around children since they only looking for another victim.

Posted by: Parker Longbaugh at June 06, 2019 08:00 PM (QfSXK)

62 IIRC, Target is headquartered in Minneapolis.

I say no more.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2019 08:00 PM (YqDXo)

63 41 83%, ha.

Gay sex created the HIV epidemic. This is a well known scientific facts, and in fact was well understood back in the 80s.

********

Fun fact: The federal government spends more on AIDS/HIV than it does brain cancer, Alzheimer's and a host of other non-self inflicted diseases. It's disgusting.

Posted by: Warden at June 06, 2019 08:00 PM (MZ8Zz)

64 What school is going to be the first to hold a PRIDE dance? It is like prom, but you are required to take a same sex partner, and you are required to attend, lest you be punished for being a bigot?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 06, 2019 08:00 PM (dNzKv)

65 Let's start with this. According to a survey, 28% of homosexual men have had more than 1000 partners, 43% estimated they had sex with 500 or more partners, while 83% of the homosexual men surveyed estimated they had had sex with 50 or more partners in their lifetime.


What possible societal impact could such frivolous behaviors possibly have? Why none, of course.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2019 08:00 PM (oVJmc)

66
Because, shut up.

..


Literally.

Posted by: Ha at June 06, 2019 08:00 PM (MAstk)

67 Seems like the primary reasons we're even having a discussion regarding same sex marriage is because the gummint has to issue a license to marry and because insurance companies wont let you leave your benefits to your partner.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 06, 2019 08:00 PM (GFzsY)

68 >>>60 MZBs daughter Moira Greyland makes the case that most gays are created by child or pubescent sexual abuse
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 06, 2019 07:59 PM (dm05u)

___________


A horrifying book, but it does give an accurate glimpse into the minds of those sickos.

Posted by: Zombie Martin Luther - undead heretic at June 06, 2019 08:01 PM (aqpW6)

69 How do you do this? There are people on this site that are gay and I would defend them to the ultimate end but I will not tolerate fucks like Kevin Jennings and his ilk.

I made 10 phone calls to the TEA when he was in Barky's admin and I have NO kids.

It's the fucking content of your character.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 06, 2019 08:01 PM (HDU3E)

70 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2019 07:58 PM (aKsyK)

How's it feel to get stuffed in a locker, Mayor Jimmy?

For God's sake quit backing down from these people. We're where were at because no one has a spine.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 06, 2019 08:01 PM (4ErVI)

71 all this fuckery to signal happy for 1% of the population

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 06, 2019 08:01 PM (JziUy)

72 13 "I may have steered some of them in the wrong direction."

Fuckin-A Tweety-pie, think so, dude?"

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 06, 2019 08:01 PM (CxApx)

73 Question - exactly how much of a percentage does the gay population make up in the world?

Follow up question - why are companies spending millions targeting such a small percentage of people who represent such a small portion of their sales?

Follow follow up question - do gays want to buy shirts that say 'I'm gay!' ?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 06, 2019 08:02 PM (pUDQf)

74 In this case, we can all push back against LGBTQWERTY agenda by eating some really bad Mexican food, donning a pink shirt and driving over to the nearest Target store to take a shit in the women's bathroom.

Posted by: vrf at June 06, 2019 08:02 PM (Rfwst)

75 I am absolutely sick to death of this shit. And Mabel Galore can go horse fuck.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2019 08:02 PM (8LlAV)

76 50 Trump's order to yank Brennan's clearance was ignored.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 06, 2019 07:51 PM (fhFbZ)



Obvious question is by whom, specifically. Because failure to comply should be very simple to deal with.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2019 07:58 PM (oVJmc)

It would be the Chief of Staff's job to formalize that order.

You know, like the one Trump fired a couple months ago?

Posted by: Don Q at June 06, 2019 08:02 PM (NgKpN)

77 38 My children will never go to public school. I don't care if I have to work 100 hours per week, or live in a swamp. My boys will not go to public school.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 06, 2019 07:56 PM (dNzKv)
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Good for you. Unfortunately I have no children, but I can certainly sympathize with parents trying to raise children well in our sick, decaying culture.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 06, 2019 08:03 PM (hjaPQ)

78 Hey Norton!

Posted by: klaftern at June 06, 2019 08:04 PM (RuIsu)

79 75 I am absolutely sick to death of this shit. And Mabel Galore can go horse fuck.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2019 08:02 PM (8LlAV)
*******

Pretty sure he's one of those backstabbing little bitches who abandoned ace during the Trump's campaign, then talked shit about him behind his back.

Posted by: Warden at June 06, 2019 08:04 PM (MZ8Zz)

80
- an entire month for sodomy and scissors
- a day for veterans
Are Americans running our country?

Posted by: wizard crusher at June 06, 2019 08:04 PM (jeefx)

81
B) They didn't expect you to embrace every single other item on the Communist Wishlist.
Posted by: Hikaru

======

I'm in even more trouble. "They" isn't gay; it's the commies who've jacked their cause. I don't know what percentage of gays subscribe to that commie wish list, but it's got to be fewer than the noise suggests.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at June 06, 2019 08:05 PM (Vhrbh)

82 Apparently now Emily Dickenson was gay. How many more dead people will be revealed to be gay? Is there a peak gay number?

Posted by: WhatWasMyName at June 06, 2019 08:05 PM (UNyae)

83 Sodom and Gomorrah
give rise to
syphilis and gonorrhea

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 06, 2019 08:06 PM (dm05u)

84 They are just bitter about the target joke (with the accent grave over the e which I will not type since pixy hates frenchy letters.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 06, 2019 08:06 PM (LWu6U)

85 73

[...]

Follow up question - why are companies spending millions targeting such a small percentage of people who represent such a small portion of their sales?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 06, 2019 08:02 PM (pUDQf)

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It's not about gaining revenue from gay people buying shirts, it's about not losing revenue from organized harassment campaigns.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 06, 2019 08:06 PM (H7irt)

86 The homo agenda, an evolution:

We don't want any part of marriage.
We want the same rights as married people!
Ok, civil unions are ok, but we want the church to recognize our marriage!
BAKE THE FUCKING CAKE,BITCH!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 06, 2019 08:07 PM (gC2IV)

87 Bring back Christian Blasphemy and Morality laws. Because the Progressive Blasphemy and Morality laws are worse.

We need Jesus.

We tried the libertarian freedom stuff, and we're not mature enough to handle it without falling into progressivism. I wish we were better and could, but we ain't.

Posted by: Zombie Martin Luther - undead heretic at June 06, 2019 08:07 PM (aqpW6)

88 82 Apparently now Emily Dickenson was gay. How many more dead people will be revealed to be gay? Is there a peak gay number?

Wait until Bob Hope finds out it's now mandatory.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2019 08:08 PM (oVJmc)

89 Ben Had @ 69- Would you agree, dear lady, that any of our friends here would pitch a fit if one of us would not bake their cake? It is character that makes the difference.

Posted by: Eromero at June 06, 2019 08:08 PM (qBNEP)

90 *Looks around the US*

*eyes narrow*

*forgiveness stops*

Posted by: Jesus at June 06, 2019 08:09 PM (aqpW6)

91 And I treasure all of this horde of misfits, mongrels, mavericks, and morons, Ben Had.

Posted by: Eromero at June 06, 2019 08:09 PM (qBNEP)

92 75 I am absolutely sick to death of this shit.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2019 08:02 PM (8LlAV)


Me too. And far from being persecuted, gays have a completely disproportionate amount of wealth and power in today's society. Since when does a tiny minority get to dictate to the majority? This is not a healthy state for a society.

Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2019 08:10 PM (sdi6R)

93 This presents quite the dilemma. The quality of female specimens to observe is quite higher in Tar-Jay, than, say, Wally World. Hmmm. What to do. Lots of MILFs in Tar-Jay. Just sayin'.

Posted by: JoeBar at June 06, 2019 08:10 PM (u02T3)

94 "I admit that I used to take a very libertarian attitude towards homosexuality."

Same here. I thought getting rid of Texas's anti-sodomy laws were a good thing. Ever since, the gay movement has been trying very hard to convince me that Iran has the right idea.

Posted by: JSchuler at June 06, 2019 08:11 PM (ySdHR)

95
If people are born gay, why is there a significant statistical correlation between having a gay parent and ending up gay yourself?
Posted by: CPT11A

=======

It's right there in your question, unless you mean gays who adopt kids.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at June 06, 2019 08:11 PM (Vhrbh)

96 92 75 I am absolutely sick to death of this shit.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 06, 2019 08:02 PM (8LlAV)

Me too. And far from being persecuted, gays have a completely disproportionate amount of wealth and power in today's society. Since when does a tiny minority get to dictate to the majority? This is not a healthy state for a society.
Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2019 08:10 PM (sdi6R)

Yes..... it's the gheys. Everytime.

Posted by: wizard crusher at June 06, 2019 08:11 PM (jeefx)

97 Eromero. I would share the last mouthful of bread to be had with any of the Horde here.

When GAY exceeds your humanity, you have made my shit list.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 06, 2019 08:12 PM (HDU3E)

98 Transcripts of Comey testifying under oath to Congress. Trey Gowdy
questioning Comey about the FBI director's televised claim that there
was no prosecutable case against Hillary because there was no intent:



GOWDY: Secretary Clinton said she never sent or received any classified information over her classified email, was that true?

COMEY: Our investigation found that there was classified information sent.

GOWDY: ...Secretary Clinton said there was nothing marked classified on her emails either sent or received, was that true?

COMEY: That's not true.

GOWDY: Secretary Clinton said "I did not email any classified material
to anyone on my email, there is no classified material," was that true?

COMEY: There was classified material emailed.

GOWDY: Secretary Clinton said she used just one device, was that true?

COMEY: She used multiple devices during the four years of her term as secretary of state.

GOWDY: Secretary Clinton said all work-related emails were returned to the State Department, was that true?

COMEY: No, we found work-related emails--thousands--that were not returned.

GOWDY: Secretary Clinton said neither she nor anyone else deleted work-related emails from her personal account, was that true?

COMEY: ...There's no doubt there were work-related emails that were removed electronically from the email system.

GOWDY: Secretary Clinton said her lawyers read every one of the emails
and were overly inclusive, did her lawyers read the email content
individually?

COMEY: No.

GOWDY: ...I'm going to ask you to put on your old hat [as a prosecutor]. False exculpatory statements they are used for what?

COMEY: Well, either for a substantive prosecution, or for evidence of intent in a criminal prosecution.

GOWDY: Exactly. Intent, and consciousness of guilt, right? Is that right?

COMEY: Right.

Posted by: An Observation at June 06, 2019 08:12 PM (tkvQg)

99 Trump's order to yank Brennan's clearance was ignored.

Isn't Brennan still bound by the rules while he holds it?
And can't he be denied any specific access anyways?

Posted by: DaveA at June 06, 2019 08:12 PM (FhXTo)

100
And far from being persecuted, gays have a completely disproportionate amount of wealth and power in today's society. Since when does a tiny minority get to dictate to the majority? This is not a healthy state for a society.
Posted by: rickl


Homosexual privilege.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2019 08:13 PM (aKsyK)

101 There has been a nood for awhile. Ace stomped himself.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 06, 2019 08:14 PM (dNzKv)

102 No, ace stomped Warden.

Posted by: rickl at June 06, 2019 08:15 PM (sdi6R)

103
Posted by: An Observation at June 06, 2019 08:12 PM (tkvQg

=====

That's quite an observation.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at June 06, 2019 08:15 PM (Vhrbh)

104
No, ace stomped Warden.
Posted by: rickl


It was getting too edgy...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2019 08:15 PM (aKsyK)

105 "literally no person in america has the balls to take on big ghey.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 06, 2019 07:50 PM (JziUy)"

Muslims do pretty well. Until we offer the same incentives, we won't.

Posted by: SDN at June 06, 2019 08:35 PM (9v1sv)

106 If the man love or woman love is between consenting adults, what can one say? Yes, it is sin. But all are sinners. Coercion or exploitation are different matters (for homos & heteros). In terms of inviting the Lord's judgement on our country, I think abortion is 10,000 times more dangerous. YMMV

Posted by: Deacon T at June 06, 2019 08:36 PM (OKp8N)

107 What a nice bunch of hate to read on a Thursday evening.

Thanks for the reminder that gays are not welcome in most conservative circles.




Posted by: Ugh at June 06, 2019 08:38 PM (jnqpM)

108 What a nice bunch of hate to read on a Thursday evening.

Thanks for the reminder that gays are not welcome in most conservative circles.






Posted by: Ugh at June 06, 2019 08:38 PM (jnqpM)

As I told someone over at Insti, facts are not hate and do not change just because you do not like reality. That you do not like the facts is your problem not ours.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 06, 2019 08:43 PM (F/KeJ)

109 i haven't shopped at Target since they banned the Salvation Army bell ringers.

Posted by: iowaan at June 06, 2019 08:45 PM (JCjtB)

110 Posted by: Ugh at June 06, 2019 08:38 PM (jnqpM)


You're welcome to refute any arguments you care to.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2019 08:46 PM (oVJmc)

111 Look no problems here from me, but when you do get sick or try to convert me or my kids or foster kids. Many issues will be had with me. It is a law of statistics keep 90 percent of people happy or the

Posted by: Picric at June 06, 2019 08:47 PM (nonGu)

112 Speaking of buttsex-

This is for the ladies. Familiarize yourselves with the injury called "rectovaginal fistula." If you have a guy who doesn't mind a little fecal matter in his urethra but it's not really your thing, you can tell him you don't want to risk pooping or farting through your vagina. I actually had to fill out a death certificate of a lady who developed gangrene as a result of this injury- cause of death, "complications of rectovaginal fistula."

Posted by: Medicolegal death investigator at June 06, 2019 08:49 PM (m08oG)

113 10 that claim to be gay, trans, bi or whatever happy. Yes the 10 is uber generous.

Posted by: Picric at June 06, 2019 08:49 PM (nonGu)

114 Good statistics... left out are estimates from a Canadian study that homosexual men have a life expectancy that is 8 to 20 years shorter then the whole population of men (which is a kind of misleading statistic since homosexual men are in both of the compared populations, 100% on one side of the equation and 2%-3% maybe on the other).

Also a Danish study that should lesbians have an average life expectancy of 56 years old.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 06, 2019 09:00 PM (F/KeJ)

115 Probably the gays would argue that with legitimacy would come stability and a lot of some of the self destructive behavior would disappear.

Well it seems whether we want to or not, just like feminism and it's misandry, we're on this path to find out.

Nice to see how such a small group can make all the rest with actual historic positive benefits is being superseded and forced to throw away all that known societal benefit for the sake of a few peoples self esteem.

They do understand that their will have to be SOME bisexuals in the batch or civilization grinds to an end? Or at least this one does.

I guess that's okay because Hispanics and Muslims seem to out breeding us anyway.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at June 06, 2019 09:02 PM (sc+Xh)

116 107 What a nice bunch of hate to read on a Thursday evening.

Thanks for the reminder that gays are not welcome in most conservative circles.

Posted by: Ugh at June 06, 2019 08:38 PM (jnqpM)
********

"Hate"

That all you got, you weakling?

Posted by: Warden at June 06, 2019 09:02 PM (MZ8Zz)

117 Nobody's mentioned that the SCOTUS "Obergefell" ruling, which made homosexual "marriage" legal, means that adoption agencies have NO LEGAL WAY TO PREVENT these deviants from adopting children. The kids will grow up without having "normal" modeled for them day-after-day. Even if the "parents" are concerned enough about the children to shield them from their, ummm, unusual bedroom practices, the kids will never see "normal" male behavior or "normal" female behavior or "normal" male-female interactions. There are a whole lot of behavioral scripts children "just pick up" in their home lives, and these kids will never have a chance to learn those scripts.

Because those deluded black-robed bastards didn't have the backbone to stand up straight and defend the institution of marriage-and-family --the cornerstone of Western civilization and society-- we will have an epidemic of TERRIBLY dysfunctional young adults in the next 15-20 years.

(Things will be even worse for those kids adopted by sexually-abusive adults who use "their children" as Living Sex Toys. We as a society have totally abandoned these little innocents to the gravest evil because "Well, now it's the Law of the Land". Pfui.)

Posted by: Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah at June 06, 2019 09:06 PM (vwQ0O)

118 Gee, it's almost like there's a reason that Christians have been saying for a long time now that homosexuality is intrinsically disordered.

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at June 06, 2019 09:10 PM (OHHcf)

119 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's, Gay, Lesbian, and Trans-Gender Reproductive Hearth Clinic are prod of Targgit stores for caring for these people of alternitertive lifestiyres...

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Obamaboro, VT and Prood of it !!! at June 06, 2019 09:14 PM (qM84C)

120 You don't have anything better than "weakling"?
Thank goodness President Trump is above such silliness. He is the one thing saving the right wing in this country. And his influence is the one thing that gives the right a chance of surviving the coming decade by appealing to right-wing millenials such as myself. The Left plans to destroy all opposition next time it gets into power. That is not an exaggeration. There is no time for "hate".

Posted by: Ugh at June 06, 2019 09:15 PM (jnqpM)

121 Probably the gays would argue that with legitimacy would come stability and a lot of some of the self destructive behavior would disappear.



Kind of a self-serving assertion with little to back it up.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 06, 2019 09:20 PM (oVJmc)

122 I understand those who are don't like being told they're deviant but they are.

They deviate from the norm. The norm being that condition conducive to self defense, self advancement and reproduction for the sustainment of the species.

No species of animal will last for any length of time if it is unable to perform all three of those conditions for itself.

If it can't defend itself it will die, if it doesn't grow and advance it and it's progeny will die and if it does not reproduce it's species will go extinct.

These are FACTS. One can argue whether they are worthy of concern in the modern age but the fact is that if a species cannot sustain itself it will go extinct thus and members of that species who cannot or will not sustain the species are a threat to that species and to it's continued existence.

And thus DEVIATE FROM THE NORM. The norm being those who DO sustain themselves and the species.

You can argue all you want about whether to blame God for your existence or claim your made that way but that facts are that mutation does occur and that most are deadly to the species that it occurs in. Usually deadly to the individual who has the mutation most times before birth or soon after.

This is called by most people a DISEASE.

And until recently so did those in the Western Civilization.

What changed? Is it a disease of the mind to applaud and promote deviancy or disease? Perhaps.

Since most of the Western Civilizations do not have birth rates that will sustain them, we will soon die out and stronger, more NORMAL civilizations will become ascendant.

It will proceed slowly until near the end when it will avalanche and all those who are deviant and unable to sustain themselves will be swept away.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at June 06, 2019 09:21 PM (sc+Xh)

123 31 Homosexual men are also 10x more likely to create unnecessary conflict to make themselves the center of attention

--------

Case in point, the lispy queer from Vox who just started another round of censorship on YouTube.

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at June 06, 2019 09:21 PM (OHHcf)

124 107 Kind of funny that all you can do to respond to a series of facts you don't like is label it "hate". You're not on the right at all. Fuck off. We don't need your kind. You'll be the first to stab us in the back the moment we get any momentum going.

GET OUT.

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at June 06, 2019 09:23 PM (OHHcf)

125
"Probably the gays would argue that with legitimacy would come stability
and a lot of some of the self destructive behavior would disappear."

Another statistic from researchers who were themselves homosexual... a survey of 156 "married" homosexual male couples found that, five years after "marriage", 0% were monogamous.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 06, 2019 09:24 PM (F/KeJ)

126
You don't have anything better than "weakling"?
Thank goodness
President Trump is above such silliness. He is the one thing saving the
right wing in this country. And his influence is the one thing that
gives the right a chance of surviving the coming decade by appealing to
right-wing millenials such as myself. The Left plans to destroy all
opposition next time it gets into power. That is not an exaggeration.
There is no time for "hate".


Posted by: Ugh at June 06, 2019 09:15 PM (jnqpM)

Trump is right about a lot of things. He is not going to be able to shove the homosexual agenda down the throats of the right, however. Again, facts are not hate.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 06, 2019 09:27 PM (F/KeJ)

127 Posted by: Zaklog the Great
I will not 'GET OUT'. (All caps? How dramatic.)
I am most certainly on the right. I've supported right-wingers for as long as I can remember. My husband is more moderate, but he voted for Trump as well.
Someone has to continue the fight in the coming decades when the older generations are gone (perhaps sooner than expected if the Left euthanizes the elderly like they desire).


Posted by: Ugh at June 06, 2019 09:34 PM (jnqpM)

128 GLSEN, pronounced, because of course it is, "glisten". No words are sufficient to describe these degenerates.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at June 06, 2019 09:35 PM (owkQl)

129 Here's another lie. "Gay pride month is ok because you have the other 11..."

That might be an argument IF the dominant culture (and media) were acknowledging and actively promoting that paired, heterosexual coupling is both the normal and THE IDEAL. But that's not happening.

I'd take "Gay is ok but the best (for people, society, etc) is hetero.". If only that message was reinforced. Rather it's "There are no standards, hater, and being gay is the best!"

Posted by: Tonic Dog at June 06, 2019 09:36 PM (UYvk0)

130 There is no time for "hate".
Posted by: Ugh at June 06, 2019 09:15 PM (jnqpM)
********

You're a moby.

I posted stats from the CDC, weakling. What do you have? Anything?

Posted by: Warden at June 06, 2019 09:39 PM (MZ8Zz)

131 Can we all agree no one wishes their kid were gay?

Posted by: BacktoGA at June 06, 2019 09:41 PM (gJJd+)

132 Ugh you don't have a husband. Your bastardization of the language shows your progressive colors.

Posted by: WOPR at June 06, 2019 09:56 PM (J70i0)

133 127 Ugh

Tell me, is it also "hate" to notice that blacks in America commit murder at five times the rate of whites? That they consume 3x more welfare than their proportion of the population? That if NYC was all white, we could nearly eliminate the NYC police department? Is that "hate"?

Is it hate to notice that Hispanics in America commit sexual assault & DUI far more than actual Americans?

What facts are we allowed to notice? Please tell me so I can put the appropriate blinders on.

You. Are. Not. One. Of. Us.

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at June 06, 2019 09:56 PM (OHHcf)

134 "verbal aggression"

Is this shouting? Is shouting illegal now?

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at June 06, 2019 10:03 PM (x84aV)

135 Reagan nood

Posted by: Seriously Concerned Citizen at June 06, 2019 10:05 PM (z2xIo)

136 107 What a nice bunch of hate to read on a Thursday evening.

Thanks for the reminder that gays are not welcome in most conservative circles.

Posted by: Ugh at June 06, 2019 08:38 PM (jnqpM)

Waaah.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at June 06, 2019 10:09 PM (x84aV)

137 Thank you for telling the truth, Open Blogger. A radical and brave thing to do these days.

Posted by: Beverly at June 06, 2019 10:45 PM (9mkYt)

138 "Moby", "you are not one of us", blah, blah, blah. I know where I stand and what I am. It's you guys that can't handle the reality that there are right-wing gay people. But that doesn't matter. We will continue to exist.

Posted by: Ugh at June 06, 2019 10:58 PM (jnqpM)

139 @138 Oh, "right-wing gay" really? You know what someone on the right wing would do if they saw a post like this they disagreed with? They'd come back with *facts*. All you have is vague, weaselly accusations. I'd bet you just love to accuse your "fellow right wingers" of being racist too. David French called. He appreciates your support.

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at June 06, 2019 11:11 PM (OHHcf)

140 great post Warden - thanks for the stats

Posted by: offroadaz at June 06, 2019 11:21 PM (RN3+4)

141 No one has called anyone racist, Zaklog. And with the exception of a few true white nationalists of the neo-nazi variety (nationalism itself isn't racist and it's entirely reasonable for white people to organize and respond to the Left's anti-white and anti-asian racism instead of just acting like sitting ducks), there are almost no racists around today that aren't Marxist.
And David French is a foolish "Never Trumper" who thinks being nice is going to accomplish something in a world where the Left that wants to destroy western civilization, so I can't say that I support him much at all.

Posted by: Ugh at June 06, 2019 11:26 PM (jnqpM)

142 My local Mountain town in the middle of Mormon land just put up rainbow pride flags down main st. This occurred right as the junior rode is in town. I don't think it has gone over very well. with the rodeo tourists, or the locals. The local paper claims it was done so that not ONE child feels uncomfortable in Heber valley! Screw everyone else.

Apparently the LDS church just removed homosexuality from its apostasy list. The Gay mafia doesn't waste any time.

Posted by: Quilp at June 06, 2019 11:29 PM (Bf3hj)

143 It's you guys that can't handle the reality that there are right-wing gay people. But that doesn't matter. We will continue to exist.
*********

LOL

Milo follows me on Gab. Get fucked.

Posted by: Warden at June 06, 2019 11:40 PM (MZ8Zz)

144 Quilp, it removed it from its apostasy list, but I believe it still views homosexual conduct as an "immoral offense". I'm actually a little surprised that Heber is putting up pride flags given the LDS Church's views and influence.

Posted by: Ugh at June 06, 2019 11:53 PM (jnqpM)

145 I took pictures of the Target gay display when I first saw it and made phone calls and talked to the manager, all of 17, clearly it went no where, so I went back and took the infant, yes infant and toddler gay pride clothes and hid them all around the store.

Posted by: Gonzotx at June 06, 2019 11:57 PM (eQh3B)

146 4 There's supposed to be a "gay' gene, right? What if parents don't want their kid to have a "gay" gene? Would that be wrong?
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2019 07:48 PM (Pqytn)

Gay Jeans are on aisle 4.

Posted by: portlandon at June 07, 2019 12:20 AM (Y+2sJ)

147 Doesn't every parent just long for the day that Billy announces he is a faggot.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at June 07, 2019 12:30 AM (nRj4F)

148 http://www.uas.alaska.edu/juneau/activities/safezone/docs/homophobia_scale.pdf

Used to be at #4. Moving down real fast.

Posted by: 370H55V at June 07, 2019 12:41 AM (/kgwK)

149 If I was molested/ raped by a homosexual as a child, I can imagine myself becoming a homosexual as a coping mechanism, to convince myself that being molested/raped "Isn't REALLY that bad. It's normal. I'm normal. It's what normal people do."

Posted by: qzy at June 07, 2019 01:53 AM (OB/Js)

150 Once again, this is your tribe in action. Nothing more. But also nothing less.

Posted by: Mark Matis at June 07, 2019 07:06 AM (nZJej)

151 ace is hardly alonethis accelerationism is turning libertarians into "fascists" faster than Cortez crazy eyes can moveabsolute freedom is only possible in a cohesive society, there is no place for blatant perversion and normality in one place at one time. what they're doing is simply destroying normality so that they can have their "freedohms", and right libertarians cannot remain this way unless they actively work for their own destruction

Posted by: Juicer at June 07, 2019 07:39 AM (5jFKr)

152 In 1974, there were enough homosexuals in the right positions to get it declassified as a mental illness; but, as Shakespeare wrote, "A rose by any other name..."

Posted by: setnaffa at June 07, 2019 09:26 AM (iloAs)

153 Well I think most progressives are faggots and they need a place to shop. Just so I don't have to see them. Besides who wants to touch anything a sodomite has touched. Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at June 07, 2019 04:00 PM (nRj4F)

154 Another reason to never again shop at Target

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 07, 2019 04:56 PM (wGqjj)

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