Dan Rather: America's Refusal to Repeal the 2nd Amendment Proves That the Nation is Unpatriotic and Without Honor

The super-patriotic Forgery Vendor Dan Rather has some thoughts.

Following the [Virginia Beach] shootings Friday, Rather on "CNN Tonight" called the inaction "despicable" and charged "it speaks to our lack of honor and patriotism."

That's Don Lemon's show. Good to see that some people don't mind being associated with a show the New York Times deems "too partisan" for people posing as being real journalists.

Rather said on Friday's "CNN Tonight" show with Don Lemon: "This story is not new. This story happens all too often, and the fact that we haven’t done anything really to come to grips with it is -- despicable is the only word that comes to mind. And it speaks to our lack of honor and patriotism, in this sense: This is a national health epidemic. And can you imagine, Don, what it would be, of instead of guns, we had an outbreak of an Ebola epidemic? We the public, we the people, and our political representatives would be behaving in a completely different manner."

Actually, I remember exactly what the Obama Administration did during the ebola outbreak: It lied about whether the disease was contagious and could be passed by a sneeze (yes and yes -- though the head of the CDC lied to the public and misrepresented a sneeze as "airborne" transmission, instead of direct contact transmission, and then playing the public's misunderstanding of what 'airborne" transmission means to lie that ebola could not be so transmitted) and then refused to take the most basic actions to prevent the outbreak from going live in the US, such as restricting travel from the areas in the grip of the epidemic.

Remember how many of us urged a transportation quarantine, and Obama kept insisting we didn't have to do anything like that?

So it seems that when liberal pieties are in danger of being subject to restriction, the left starts lying and claiming no additional safeguards are needed.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:16 PM




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1 2nd try

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2019 04:18 PM (BbGew)

2 dan who?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 07, 2019 04:18 PM (JUOKG)

3 whoot! so glad I got that new Glock 19.

might get another.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2019 04:18 PM (d7Ww2)

4 Full on lurker sautés these days, but fuck that guy in particular

Posted by: rammajamma at June 07, 2019 04:19 PM (SwWMX)

5 Who asked Dan for his opinion?

Posted by: G marks the spot at June 07, 2019 04:19 PM (4Jgb2)

6 Fuck Dan Rather.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 07, 2019 04:19 PM (LL1Be)

7 I have a Grock.
Fake but accurate!

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 07, 2019 04:19 PM (88+cf)

8 I think Dan Blather and Don LeMon should be quarantined.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 07, 2019 04:19 PM (NWiLs)

9 Corgis dutifully called

Dan you dumb stupid idiot, it's exactly the opposite.

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2019 04:19 PM (BbGew)

10 I try to avoid saying things like this, because I aspire to be a better Christian, but this fuckstain needs to give up the ghost.

My grandpa despised Dan Rather, even more than he despised Cronkite.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 07, 2019 04:19 PM (xPJvm)

11 Obama WAS ebola

Posted by: steevy at June 07, 2019 04:19 PM (AjVAj)

12 Dan Rather is old and senile. He's bitter and it's cringeworthy.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 07, 2019 04:20 PM (jUVms)

13 11 Obama WAS ebola
Posted by: steevy at June 07, 2019 04:19 PM (AjVAj)

A malignant tumor in the body politic.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 07, 2019 04:20 PM (NWiLs)

14 LOL get fucked you senile piece of shit Rather

ooops, did I say that out loud?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 07, 2019 04:20 PM (ufFY8)

15 >>And it speaks to our lack of honor and patriotism, in this sense: This is a national health epidemic



LOL, GFY

Posted by: garrett at June 07, 2019 04:20 PM (1Ye6k)

16 If Joe Biden plagiarizes something Dan Rather forged, who is liable for what?

Posted by: Eeyore at June 07, 2019 04:20 PM (VaN/j)

17 dan rather has no honor

Posted by: trapper's girl at June 07, 2019 04:20 PM (xUM2B)

18 Dan Rather....Dan. Rather...... I'm drawing a blank. Someone tell me why I should give two shits about anything he says.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 07, 2019 04:20 PM (GFzsY)

19
What's the frequency, Kenneth?


Posted by: The Greatest Moment of Dan Rather's Life at June 07, 2019 04:21 PM (9X624)

20 The superpatriotic Forgery Vendor Dan Rather has some thoughts

Thoughts may be a bit of an exaggeration. Emissions would be better, nocturnal or otherwise.

Posted by: pep at June 07, 2019 04:21 PM (T6t7i)

21 Ebola --> An illness, or any illness in that matter, that is NOT listed in the Bill of Rights.
Arms --> 2nd Amendment to the US Constitution. Right after the first - one that Dan Rather likes to cloak himself in.
Hey Donny boy. Want to know what would be a true health epidemic? You and your lefty gun banning fiends showing up on people's doorsteps demanding them to surrender all of their weapons.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 07, 2019 04:21 PM (N39Ws)

22 Dan has probably reported the Virginia Beach shooter is a Right Wing white racist.

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2019 04:21 PM (BbGew)

23 Dan Rather's vapid word salad.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 07, 2019 04:21 PM (oVJmc)

24 I did not know he was NOT mort.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 07, 2019 04:21 PM (sjdRT)

25 Rather has been a washed up senile old man for over a decade. Ron Burgandy has more self awareness.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 07, 2019 04:21 PM (KtcMg)

26 I try to avoid saying things like this, because I aspire to be a better Christian

No worries there. I have the entire bottom third sewed up so you have achieved at least the top 70%.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 07, 2019 04:22 PM (LL1Be)

27 Dan Rather - AND HIS ILK - are the fucking ebola outbreak. And they should be dealt with. With extreme prejudice.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 07, 2019 04:22 PM (bb4ns)

28

Dem Gov. Jay Inslee: Trump's Views On Climate Change Are "Treason"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2019 04:22 PM (aKsyK)

29 12 Dan Rather is old and senile. He's bitter and it's cringeworthy.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 07, 2019 04:20 PM (jUVms)
_______

You're saying he hasn't changed a bit?

Posted by: Eeyore at June 07, 2019 04:22 PM (VaN/j)

30 Dan Rather is an op. A creaky, barely coherent, cringible op.

Posted by: kallisto at June 07, 2019 04:22 PM (YxHpp)

31 Dan Rather needs to be field dressed.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 07, 2019 04:22 PM (sy5kK)

32 Dan, I'd Rather Not.

Posted by: human at June 07, 2019 04:22 PM (0CeRG)

33 Gunga Dan lost the right to speak about honor and never had the right to discuss patriotism.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 07, 2019 04:22 PM (RD7QR)

34 What a cretin. How backwards can he get? Repealing the 2nd would mean a near instantaneous conversion of Americans from citizens to subjects.

The only reason we still have the first amendment is because we have the second.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 07, 2019 04:22 PM (YslsA)

35 The US is less honorable than a mosquito masturbating in a jello salad.

Posted by: Homespun Dan Rather at June 07, 2019 04:22 PM (T6t7i)

36 Dan Rather Angry That He Couldn't Take Gun Aways From Black Man

Posted by: mikeyG at June 07, 2019 04:23 PM (LL1Be)

37 Someone remind me. Which number on The Bill of Rights is the Right to Bear Ebola?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2019 04:23 PM (VpIIl)

38



Courage!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2019 04:23 PM (aKsyK)

39 "Thoughts" isn't the correct word.

Dan Rather has some . . .

Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 07, 2019 04:23 PM (2RBkF)

40 Democrats will declare national emergency and ban bullets which are not protected by 2 amendment even though you think they are when AOC becomes president in jan. 2025 if biden doesn't get elected in 2020.

Posted by: raimondo at June 07, 2019 04:23 PM (dVjOy)

41 Dan Rather is the Kaboom! version of a journalist.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 07, 2019 04:23 PM (JoUsr)

42 >31
Dan Rather needs to be field dressed.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 07, 2019 04:22 PM (sy5kK)


Paging Cannibal Bob. Cannibal Bob to the Left Coast.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 07, 2019 04:23 PM (sjdRT)

43 comes to mind. And it speaks to our lack of honor and patriotism, in this sense: This is a national health epidemic. And can you imagine, Don, what it would be, of instead of guns, we had an outbreak of an Ebola epidemic?
+++++++++
Uuuuuh, dafuq. GFY.

Take your insane conflation with Ebola and cram it up your tailpipe.

Also, you're part of the Fake News vanguard. Get fucked you lying, obfuscating, miserable, worthless weasel.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:23 PM (I2dne)

44
Go ahead and click on the link. Now tell me that's not Hillary Clinton in a guy costume.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2019 04:23 PM (M9ntN)

45 Ebola? Patriotic? Repeal 2nd Amendment?

Wow, that's some leap in logic

Posted by: WisRich at June 07, 2019 04:23 PM (G0vdT)

46 12. I didn't see your post, swearsies.

Posted by: kallisto at June 07, 2019 04:23 PM (YxHpp)

47 I remember the government washing all that shit from the Ebola apart down the storm drains.

Posted by: x at June 07, 2019 04:23 PM (nFwvY)

48 Isn't there a worse Ebola outbreak right. Worse in the sense of the location near urban areas.

Posted by: Max Power at June 07, 2019 04:23 PM (q177U)

49 Paying this particular old crank any attention proves that we are without honor.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at June 07, 2019 04:23 PM (xptlg)

50 Ask the Venezuelans how that all disarmed by the government works out?

Posted by: rd at June 07, 2019 04:24 PM (EK+Pw)

51 Disarming democrats will go a long way toward ending the violence.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 04:24 PM (pp7ze)

52 And Raimondo goes hardcore stupid.


Mommy's gonna pay some big damage to Gibson's, dunce.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 07, 2019 04:24 PM (oVJmc)

53 Posted by: raimondo at June 07, 2019 04:23 PM (dVjOy

You really do want to start a shooting war don't you?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 07, 2019 04:24 PM (KtcMg)

54 Being lectured by Dan Rather on honor is like ________________.

Posted by: Weasel at June 07, 2019 04:24 PM (MVjcR)

55 Fcuk that guy, in particular.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 07, 2019 04:24 PM (Vzb0I)

56 30+ Million Third World Disease Vectors?


Not a Health problem.

Hoppe's #9, though...

Posted by: garrett at June 07, 2019 04:24 PM (1Ye6k)

57 Sounds like a good day to get an AR pistol w/ hand brace. And some more ammo.
Courage!

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at June 07, 2019 04:25 PM (hKi6n)

58 I find his logic impeccable, and I have long admired his journalistic skills.

Posted by: Lucy Ramirez at June 07, 2019 04:25 PM (FJYfm)

59 You and your lefty gun banning fiends showing up on people's doorsteps demanding them to surrender all of their weapons.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 07, 2019 04:21 PM (N39Ws)


You go first!

No, you go first!

Posted by: Dan Rather police dept on their first gun raid of a citizen's home at June 07, 2019 04:25 PM (sy5kK)

60 To Dan Rather, honor involves fabricating a document and passing it off as evidence to try and throw an election.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 07, 2019 04:25 PM (YslsA)

61 Being lectured by Dan Rather on honor is like ________________.


Being lectured by Madonna on abstinence.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 07, 2019 04:26 PM (LL1Be)

62 raimondo- how exactly do you figure bullets are not part of the 2nd Amendment?
Maybe pronouns are not part of the 1st Amendment

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2019 04:26 PM (BbGew)

63 Ask the Armenians how turning in all their guns into the Ottoman Empire in 1908 worked out?

Posted by: rd at June 07, 2019 04:26 PM (EK+Pw)

64
And can you imagine, Don, what it would be, of instead of guns, we had an outbreak of an Ebola epidemic? We the public, we the people, and our political representatives would be behaving in a completely different manner."


That comparison doesn't make any sense. We havn't banned immigration from Africa to prevent an Ebola outbreak in this country.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic. at June 07, 2019 04:26 PM (TAmPV)

65 Posted by: raimondo at June 07, 2019 04:23 PM

There, now. That's the troll we know and...well, know. We were starting to get worried for a very short while there.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 07, 2019 04:26 PM (Vzb0I)

66 Posted by: raimondo at June 07, 2019 04:23 PM (dVjOy


Lessee...it's 4:23 in the afternoon.


Did it take you all day to come up with that?


Sad.


Posted by: naturalfake at June 07, 2019 04:26 PM (9X624)

67 Hillary won popular vote on banning assault guns.

Posted by: raimondo at June 07, 2019 04:26 PM (dVjOy)

68 Don LeMoan? Wasn't he jus bitching about some guy who called him a faggot and wanted CNN to fire his black ass?
Reminds me of some other gay black dude... Juicy something-or-other.

Posted by: wth at June 07, 2019 04:26 PM (v0R5T)

69 and ban bullets which are not protected by 2 amendment

I'm reasonable sure that bullets fall under the category of arms, Dunce.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 04:27 PM (pp7ze)

70 Thank you Dan Rather, you worthless twit. Why don't we just repeal you, and leave The Constitution as is.

Posted by: Lump at June 07, 2019 04:27 PM (G99vu)

71 Being lectured by Dan Rather on honor is like ________________.

Having Robert Mueller conducting an investigation on President Trump.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 07, 2019 04:27 PM (bb4ns)

72 If a few of these turds in suits were to be accosted by feral yutes, I'd bet their security details would totes not engage teh yutes with weapons drawn. Fuck them in particular.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 07, 2019 04:27 PM (GFzsY)

73 Dan never had a problem with the mujahidin having guns and killing people.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2019 04:27 PM (RuCB2)

74 "Being lectured by Dan Rather on honor is like"

Having my dick stepped on. Again

Posted by: G marks the spot at June 07, 2019 04:27 PM (4Jgb2)

75 Posted by: raimondo at June 07, 2019 04:26 PM (dVjOy)

Hillary lost the election on banning assault guns.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 07, 2019 04:28 PM (KtcMg)

76 71 Being lectured by Dan Rather on honor is like ________________.

Having Robert Mueller conducting an investigation on President Trump.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 07, 2019 04:27 PM (bb4ns)



Jerry Nadler lecturing me on restraint and table manners.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:28 PM (zBaqJ)

77 28

Dem Gov. Jay Inslee: Trump's Views On Climate Change Are "Treason"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2019 04:22 PM (aKsyK)


Do I use "stupider" or "more stupid" when I refer to Jay Inslee?

Gawd what an embarrassment.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 07, 2019 04:28 PM (sy5kK)

78 Hoppe's #9, though...

Posted by: garrett at June 07, 2019 04:24 PM


They'd make a fortune if they could work that into a perfume for the 'ettes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 07, 2019 04:28 PM (Vzb0I)

79 61 Being lectured by Dan Rather on honor is like ________________.


Being lectured by Madonna on abstinence.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 07, 2019 04:26 PM (LL1Be)

Being lectured by Miley Cyrus on sanity.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 07, 2019 04:28 PM (RD7QR)

80 Ask the German Jews how turning all their guns in to the Nazi Government worked out?

Posted by: rd at June 07, 2019 04:28 PM (EK+Pw)

81 Some people just refuse to get off the stage. Damned attention whores...

Posted by: Tami at June 07, 2019 04:28 PM (cF8AT)

82 A washed-up meat puppet, fired from his job, thinks that we should ditch the second amendment.

Bless his heart. Well he's entitled to his opinion, but that doesn't mean we have to take him seriously or even bother repeating what he thinks. It's not like he would be in a position to know much of anything on this issue --especially patriotism.

Posted by: Gork at June 07, 2019 04:29 PM (VmQ66)

83 I am missing all of raimondos posts.


Post faster, you little idiot.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 07, 2019 04:29 PM (LL1Be)

84 Being lectured by Dan Rather on honor is like ________________.

By Michael Moore on teh gainzzz.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 07, 2019 04:29 PM (KtcMg)

85 Rainmando doesn't like "assault" guns. He/she/it only likes it when they just break the skin.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 07, 2019 04:29 PM (JoUsr)

86 AOC/Raimondo 2021! We Like Pie!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 07, 2019 04:29 PM (oVJmc)

87 54 Being lectured by Dan Rather on honor is like ________________.
Posted by: Weasel at June 07, 2019 04:24 PM (MVjcR)

Being lectured by Donkey Chompers on economics.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 07, 2019 04:29 PM (J+mig)

88 Let he who doesn't have stockpile of cartridges cast the first stone.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 04:29 PM (pp7ze)

89 I like Grump928(C)'s idea about disarming Democrats. I think that would solve 98% of our violence problems.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 07, 2019 04:29 PM (bb4ns)

90 "61 Being lectured by Dan Rather on honor is like ________________. "

Being lectured by Raimondo on grammar.

Posted by: Lucy Ramirez at June 07, 2019 04:29 PM (FJYfm)

91 Today only at Moron Warehouse: the Dan Rather handgun. It's primarily polymer, so it may look fake but it's damn accurate.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at June 07, 2019 04:30 PM (hKi6n)

92 71 Being lectured by Dan Rather on honor is like ________________.

Having Robert Mueller conducting an investigation on President Trump.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 07, 2019 04:27 PM (bb4ns)


Being lectured by Barack Obama about humility.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:30 PM (zBaqJ)

93 21 Ebola --> An illness, or any illness in that matter, that is NOT listed in the Bill of Rights.

10th amendment

Posted by: Anachronda at June 07, 2019 04:30 PM (sGtp+)

94 Dan, you want to see a ACW2, 'cause that's how you get an ACW2.....

Go back, and play with your fonts....

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at June 07, 2019 04:30 PM (67aEn)

95 I'm guessing Youtube must have either demonitized, or threatened to demonitize, the Daily Wire, because Shapiro has attacked them. I don't recall him doing that for threats to others.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 07, 2019 04:30 PM (VaN/j)

96 Ordered more ammo today as it is my BDay - 29, again!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 07, 2019 04:30 PM (Y4EXg)

97 Rathergate was the beta version of Rooshian Collooshun!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 07, 2019 04:30 PM (oVJmc)

98 Being lectured by Dan Rather on honor is like ________________.

Being lectured by Madonna on abstinence.


Being lectured by GRR Martin about perseverance.

Posted by: Adriane the TV Critic ... at June 07, 2019 04:30 PM (LPnfS)

99 Yes, the founding fathers created the 2nd Amendment because they were unpatriotic.

That only makes sense if you wear your navel as monocle.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2019 04:30 PM (cXV7n)

100 Posted by: raimondo at June 07, 2019 04:26 PM (dVjOy)


Lemme check here....

It's 4:26 in the afternoon. You've been awake..oh, let's say 7 hours, and-

that's the second best thing you could come up with?


You're quite special, aren't you?




Posted by: naturalfake at June 07, 2019 04:31 PM (9X624)

101 Yeah, nothing to fear from Democrats being in power. Nothing.

They are always and predictably about negative liberties and big, despotic government.

Oh, and super-smart guys like Dam Rather who couldn't find his ass and the truth with two hands and a fleshlight.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2019 04:31 PM (VpIIl)

102 89 I like Grump928(C)'s idea about disarming Democrats. I think that would solve 98% of our violence problems.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 07, 2019 04:29 PM (bb4ns)


Step 1 - Promise Leftists we will turn in all our guns after they turn in theirs.
Step 2 - They turn in theirs.
Step 3 - We say "psyche!!!!"
Step 4 - Profit

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:31 PM (zBaqJ)

103 That only makes sense if you wear your navel as monocle.


That's a well crafted image.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 04:31 PM (pp7ze)

104 41 Dan Rather is the Kaboom! version of a journalist.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 07, 2019 04:23 PM (JoUsr)


Especially creative, and very accurate.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 07, 2019 04:31 PM (sy5kK)

105 AOC/Raimondo 2021! We Like Pie!

--

Biden/Raimondo 2020 - "We eat glue!"

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 07, 2019 04:31 PM (JoUsr)

106 Being lectured by Dan Rather on honor is like . . .

. . . expecting virginity tips from a hooker.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 07, 2019 04:31 PM (RkS3d)

107 75 Hillary lost the election on banning assault guns.

*sniff*
nobody loves me
everybody hates me
guess i'll just go eat worms...

Posted by: Bollard at June 07, 2019 04:31 PM (sGtp+)

108 Your right to free movement < Everyone else's right to life, which might be impeded by you bringing in new infectious diseases.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 07, 2019 04:31 PM (J+mig)

109 Every once in awhile it sounds raimondo is coming around but then goes right back to where he came from.

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2019 04:31 PM (BbGew)

110 Being lectured by Dan Rather on honor is like ________________.


Being lectured by Madonna on abstinence.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 07, 2019 04:26 PM (LL1Be)

Being lectured by Miley Cyrus on sanity.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 07, 2019 04:28 PM (RD7QR)
++++++++++
Being lectured by Benedict Arnold on loyalty.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:31 PM (I2dne)

111 >>Yes, the founding fathers created the 2nd Amendment because they were unpatriotic.


They would be aghast at our collective lack of ordnance.

Posted by: garrett at June 07, 2019 04:31 PM (1Ye6k)

112 Rainmando,

Somewhere out there is a plate of dick getting cold with your name on it. Step to it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2019 04:32 PM (cXV7n)

113 75 hillary lost mi. pa. wi. to green party voters who wanted total gun ban. pro gun votes in those states were not enough look it up.

Posted by: raimondo at June 07, 2019 04:32 PM (dVjOy)

114 What? Hillary ran on banning the Stug III. No wonder she got trounced.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 07, 2019 04:32 PM (n7bz9)

115

Being lectured by Dan Rather on honor is like....

Being lectured by Kenneth about frequencies.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:32 PM (zBaqJ)

116 No Dan, it speaks to go fuck yerself.

Posted by: dananjcon at June 07, 2019 04:32 PM (xqfqx)

117 "Nothing more un-American and unpatriotic than the Bill of Rights and apple pie." Dan "Newshound" Rather

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at June 07, 2019 04:32 PM (hKi6n)

118
Being lectured by Dan Rather on honor is like ________________. "


Getting fire saftey advice from an arsonist.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic. at June 07, 2019 04:32 PM (TAmPV)

119 Let's see, Dan, if you want to talk about epidemics, we have several diseases at epidemic stages in California right now, diseases we had wiped out in this country, but illegal aliens brought them back.

These diseases are killing and injuring far more people than guns are, let's have some priority here.

I assume you are going to join me in calling for mass deportations of illegal aliens, which are not protected by the constitution like firearms are.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 07, 2019 04:32 PM (YslsA)

120 Will the Oberlin lawsuit just be about money, or will there also be demands to bulldoze their Grievance Studies departments and put that hag administrator on the bread line?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 07, 2019 04:32 PM (oVJmc)

121 They would be aghast at our collective lack of ordnance.


a wise qualifier.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 04:32 PM (pp7ze)

122 I'm sick of these pieces of shit like Dan Rather and all the rest who are not only wrong, but violently wrong. They can go fuck themselves. Pinochet, where you at?

Posted by: ElKomandante at June 07, 2019 04:33 PM (XnhDT)

123 28th Amendment - Part A - Any legislator that proposes or votes for infringements on the right to keep and bear arms loses their thumbs. Part B - Thumbs are required to be eligible for legislative office.

Posted by: x at June 07, 2019 04:33 PM (nFwvY)

124 113 75 hillary lost mi. pa. wi. to green party voters who wanted total gun ban. pro gun votes in those states were not enough look it up.
Posted by: raimondo at June 07, 2019 04:32 PM (dVjOy)


Being lectured by Dan Rather on honor is like....

Being lectured by Raimondo on any subject at all.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:33 PM (zBaqJ)

125 Our Founders established the Second Amendment precisely do deal with assholes like Rather who want to haphazardly steal liberty from the citizens because they say so.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2019 04:33 PM (VpIIl)

126 @RealSaavedra

Ocasio-Cortez wants to close the Rikers Island prison complex so she can put solar panels on it to fight climate change.

Video: https://tinyurl.com/yyfw65ug

"If we put solar panels on just 25% of Rikers, we can close every toxic power plant built in NYC in the last 20 years."

DOOOOOO IT!


Posted by: Tami at June 07, 2019 04:33 PM (cF8AT)

127 Top ten reasons why the Bill of Rights is unpatriotic.

Posted by: Dan Rather at June 07, 2019 04:33 PM (KtcMg)

128 "it speaks to our lack of honor and patriotism."

Further proof, if any were needed, that there is no God. Otherwise, Dan Rather upbraiding others for a lack of honor and patriotism would be followed immediately by a blinding flash of lightning that would reduce him to a pile of smoldering cinders.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 07, 2019 04:33 PM (pg90N)

129 Being lectured by Dan Rather on honor is like ________________.


Being lectured by Hillary Clinton on acting like a human being.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 07, 2019 04:34 PM (bb4ns)

130 Getting fire saftey advice from an arsonist.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic. at June 07, 2019 04:32 PM (TAmPV)
++++++++++
In fairness, if he's an effective, repeat arsonist then he is probably pretty sharp when it comes to fire and staying alive to burn again...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:34 PM (I2dne)

131 126 @RealSaavedra

Ocasio-Cortez wants to close the Rikers Island prison complex so she can put solar panels on it to fight climate change.

Video: https://tinyurl.com/yyfw65ug

"If we put solar panels on just 25% of Rikers, we can close every toxic power plant built in NYC in the last 20 years."

DOOOOOO IT!


Posted by: Tami at June 07, 2019 04:33 PM (cF8AT)


Nail the convicts to the roof. Passive solar GAINZZZ!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:34 PM (zBaqJ)

132 Continuing two topics from the last thread:

1) I think Missus DiNiro is SOL. The kids they had together are emancipated adults now. Not a factor. I assume she wasn't pregnant when she signed the agreement. So, her only hope is that he concealed some of his assets from her. Can anybody else think of a reason that a court would throw out the prenup?

I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have made any stoopid beginner's mistakes with that kind of money involved, i.e., picking her atty for her, or something like that.

2) The Oberlin verdict: that place has been a disgusting leftist shithole since time out of mind! Parents pay good American money to subject their kids to 4 years of THAT?

The verdict has gotta scare a lot of zimilar zhitholes, I bet.

Btw, Dean Raymond looks EXACTLY like you thought she would.

Posted by: mnw at June 07, 2019 04:34 PM (Cssks)

133 Well, I'm one voter, and Dan is one voter.
So that cancels the weight of his stupid opinion out.

The rest of you carry on with your guns and stuff, I'll hold the lying old supercilious bastard off.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 04:34 PM (37IEG)

134 124 113 75 hillary lost mi. pa. wi. to green party voters who wanted total gun ban. pro gun votes in those states were not enough look it up.
Posted by: raimondo at June 07, 2019 04:32 PM (dVjOy)


Being lectured by Dan Rather on honor is like....

Being lectured by Raimondo on any subject at all.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:33 PM (zBaqJ)

Yes. Because hillary won in virgin islands while green party carry like assault rifles in montana look it up.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 07, 2019 04:34 PM (RD7QR)

135 Since you've established that the government can take away citizens rights, why not just take away the rights of the communities doing all the shooting?

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 04:34 PM (AihDr)

136 130 Getting fire saftey advice from an arsonist.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic. at June 07, 2019 04:32 PM (TAmPV)
++++++++++
In fairness, if he's an effective, repeat arsonist then he is probably pretty sharp when it comes to fire and staying alive to burn again...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:34 PM (I2dne)

Especially a professional arsonist.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 07, 2019 04:34 PM (NWiLs)

137 Don't worry about Ebola. It can't kill you. And we'll take your guns just in case. But clocks...

Obama knew all about cool clocks! That we know for sure.

Posted by: Miles Dyson at June 07, 2019 04:35 PM (x2qkA)

138 Remember "Don't question our patriotism?"

That sure got thrown in the trash when it wasn't convenient.

Posted by: DH at June 07, 2019 04:35 PM (vnti9)

139 Check out our newest Bulwark article, "The Conservative Case for Banning Ammunition"

Posted by: Raymundo, associate editor at June 07, 2019 04:35 PM (I2dne)

140 "If we put solar panels on just 25% of Rikers, we can close every toxic power plant built in NYC in the last 20 years."



hello!

Posted by: Night at June 07, 2019 04:35 PM (pp7ze)

141
Being lectured by Dan Rather on honor is like____
Getting financial advice from Bernie Madoff.

Posted by: Gork at June 07, 2019 04:35 PM (VmQ66)

142 Being lectured by Raimondo on any subject at all.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:33 PM (zBaqJ)


But especially grammar and syntax.

Or being lectured by Maxine Waters on logic and the value of education.

Or being lectured by AOC on economics.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 07, 2019 04:35 PM (pg90N)

143 I've read the weekend gun threads here. Most of the morons collections would make the biggest ATF seizure look like a Tupperware Party.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2019 04:35 PM (VpIIl)

144 ....Like Charlie Sheen on a healthy life style.

Posted by: dananjcon at June 07, 2019 04:35 PM (xqfqx)

145 Hey jj,

since you'r'e here, can you please order up some mid 70s and low humidity for the Orlando area in the next couple of weeks?

thanks!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2019 04:35 PM (d7Ww2)

146 Nobody gives a fat rats asshole what fake news Danny Rather says. If he had a speck of honor himself he would climb down into a sewer and set himself on fire while cutting his own worthless throat just to be sure.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2019 04:35 PM (SAhpk)

147 Mi-Pa-Wi is Hillary's injun name.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 04:35 PM (AihDr)

148 Not mentioned: any of those number thingys to tell us how many people died.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 07, 2019 04:36 PM (HaL55)

149 Proven liar, Dan Rather?

Posted by: Chris M at June 07, 2019 04:36 PM (eAZVt)

150 106 Being lectured by Dan Rather on honor is like . . .

. . . expecting virginity tips from a hooker.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 07, 2019 04:31 PM (RkS3d)


Save the Hymens - Go Anal!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:36 PM (zBaqJ)

151

"If we put solar panels on just 25% of Rikers, we can close every toxic power plant built in NYC in the last 20 years."



NYC has built power plants in the last 20 years?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 07, 2019 04:36 PM (oVJmc)

152 Speaking of Ebola, apparently "migrants" from the (Democratic Republic of) Congo can waltz up into Texas through the Mexican border and into San Antonio.

https://tinyurl.com/y4ul4kl5

No biggie though that people from a civil war-zone that's hosting an Ebola outbreak to boot can end up there...

Posted by: The Institute at June 07, 2019 04:36 PM (nGsFZ)

153 How much would a Class Action STFU order against Dan Rather cost? We can sell cookies to potheads to raise the dough.

Posted by: klaftern at June 07, 2019 04:36 PM (RuIsu)

154 Rikers inmates could pedal bike generators 24/7 outside . They could wear solar hats during the day.

Posted by: Dan Rather at June 07, 2019 04:36 PM (KtcMg)

155 I am thankful I'm still young enough to know I'll be around when Dan Rather dies the death he so richly deserves.

Cheers!

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at June 07, 2019 04:36 PM (jWe5r)

156 raimondo: why did all the PA voters in Joey Bidet's hometown flip to Trump instead of Jill Stein then you clueless yo-yo?

Posted by: kallisto at June 07, 2019 04:37 PM (YxHpp)

157 129 Being lectured by Dan Rather on honor is like ________________.


Being lectured by Hillary Clinton on acting like a human being.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 07, 2019 04:34 PM (bb4ns)
-------

Being lectured by Hillary Clinton on cyber security.

Posted by: WisRich at June 07, 2019 04:37 PM (G0vdT)

158 Is he suggesting we infect our cities with ebloa in order to reduce crime?

I mean, it might work.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 07, 2019 04:37 PM (LWu6U)

159 147 Mi-Pa-Wi is Hillary's injun name.
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 04:35 PM (AihDr)

I think it means She Who Fills Her Diaper in Algonquian. Or maybe something about a river, tough to tell.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 07, 2019 04:37 PM (RD7QR)

160 Seems all the multi shootings anymore are committed by teenagers and government employees. If you want to take their 2nd Amendment rights away, I'm cool with that.

And take away their right to vote.

Posted by: Ted K. at June 07, 2019 04:37 PM (FJYfm)

161 I'm going to throw Ebola on the next burglar that comes through the door.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at June 07, 2019 04:37 PM (RKQ/v)

162 hello!
Posted by: Night at June 07, 2019 04:35 PM (pp7ze)
+++++++++
I am a power plant! What a twist!

Posted by: M. Night Shyamalan at June 07, 2019 04:37 PM (I2dne)

163 would make the biggest ATF seizure look like a Tupperware Party.

-

One $12 brick of lead 22s = arsenal

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 04:37 PM (AihDr)

164 145 Hey jj,

since you'r'e here, can you please order up some mid 70s and low humidity for the Orlando area in the next couple of weeks?

thanks!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2019 04:35 PM (d7Ww2)


Please send $100000US via Western Union to the Hebrew Meteorological Society office in Accra, Ghana to cover all modalities.

And remain blessed...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:37 PM (zBaqJ)

165 ....Like Charlie Sheen on a healthy life style.

--

...like Joyce Wildenstein on 'less is more' plastic surgery.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 07, 2019 04:37 PM (JoUsr)

166 Happy Birthday, Tonypete! Sounds like you received the perfect gift!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 07, 2019 04:37 PM (RkS3d)

167 Give old Dan some credit, he was one of the pioneers of fake news. Back in the days when one had to sneak lies into news reports past the editors.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 07, 2019 04:37 PM (YslsA)

168
143 I've read the weekend gun threads here. Most of the morons collections would make the biggest ATF seizure look like a Tupperware Party.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2019 04:35 PM (VpIIl)
---------
Sometimes I think about how the local media would characterize my collection of guns and ammo, and start laughing.

Posted by: Weasel at June 07, 2019 04:37 PM (MVjcR)

169 Posted by: raimondo at

----------

Hey Meredith! Don't you now owe a bunch of money to the Gibson family in Oberlin Ohio? Like Millions of Dollars??

And the Ohio jury and courts may triple it next week?

Posted by: rd at June 07, 2019 04:38 PM (EK+Pw)

170 This whole Ebola conversation comforts me as I watch the video of over 100 African illegal immigrants wading across the Rio Grande into South Texas, and BP acting like the Welcome Wagon

Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2019 04:38 PM (VpIIl)

171 So what is the ratio of people last month in Southern California killed by evil, black rifles, versus the number of people who have died from typhus and other Medieval diseases?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 07, 2019 04:38 PM (sy5kK)

172 Hillary Clinton, President of Raimondo's Empty Skull

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 07, 2019 04:38 PM (oVJmc)

173 Trump won PA because blue counties turned red not Green.

Posted by: kallisto at June 07, 2019 04:38 PM (YxHpp)

174 "3 whoot! so glad I got that new Glock 19.



might get another.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2019 04:18 PM (d7Ww2)"
..
Do yourself a favor while you can and get 2-3 spare recoil spring assemblies and a spare extractor.

That will keep you going for a long while - the springs need changed every 3-5k rounds, and the extractors will wear in the long term and might chip with certain malfunction drills.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at June 07, 2019 04:38 PM (eAshZ)

175 151

"If we put solar panels on just 25% of Rikers, we can close every toxic power plant built in NYC in the last 20 years."


NYC has built power plants in the last 20 years?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 07, 2019 04:36 PM (oVJmc)

Not that I know of. Con Ed has a couple of generating stations and that's all I know of and they've been on line for decades. Regulated out the friggin ying yang to boot.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:38 PM (zBaqJ)

176 Is he suggesting we infect our cities with ebloa in order to reduce crime?

-

Chylamidia and gonorrhea aren't working.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 04:38 PM (AihDr)

177 Hillary Clinton, President of Raimondo's Empty Skull
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 07, 2019 04:38 PM (oVJmc)
+++++++++++
At least she gets to be president of something.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:39 PM (I2dne)

178 163
would make the biggest ATF seizure look like a Tupperware Party.



-



One $12 brick of lead 22s = arsenal

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron at June 07, 2019 04:37 PM (AihDr)
Not to mention your house will become an EPA Superfund cleanup site to deal with all that lead.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 04:39 PM (37IEG)

179 I find it ironic that that charlatan Rather is being interviewed by another charlatan, Lemon. Birds of a feather.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 07, 2019 04:39 PM (bb4ns)

180 I'll take "Pojection" for $1000, Alex!

Posted by: ShainS -- Quarter-Wit aspiring to be Half-Wit at June 07, 2019 04:39 PM (Y/Czk)

181 "Sometimes I think about how the local media would characterize my collection of guns and ammo, and start laughing.
Posted by: Weasel at June 07, 2019 04:37 PM (MVjcR)"

Or you see what they are displaying and fainting over and think- "is that it?"

Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2019 04:39 PM (VpIIl)

182 Someone posted a link to a long article over the weekend

Basically, WHO is lying about the current ebola outbreak, it's bigger and more deadly than they're saying.
It also has a longer incubation time before fever presents
And we're letting in illegals from Mexico who are from the outbreak countries because they don't have a fever ... yet.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at June 07, 2019 04:39 PM (k81AA)

183 poop is squishy

Posted by: raymondeaux at June 07, 2019 04:39 PM (oVJmc)

184

The solution to every abuse of our constitutional rights is to give up those rights forever. Only in that way can we be sure that they will never be abused again.

Posted by: Dr. Rex Butts at June 07, 2019 04:39 PM (w+Z9D)

185
... is like Hillary Clinton lecturing you on temperance.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:39 PM (zBaqJ)

186 143 I've read the weekend gun threads here. Most of the morons collections would make the biggest ATF seizure look like a Tupperware Party.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2019 04:35 PM (VpIIl)


It's the bottom fish that have the real arsenals.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 07, 2019 04:39 PM (sy5kK)

187 And can you imagine, Don, what it would be, of instead of guns, we had an outbreak of an Ebola epidemic? We the public, we the people, and our political representatives would be behaving in a completely different manner.

Um, well, last time I checked we don't have a Constitutional right to Ebola.

Posted by: rickl at June 07, 2019 04:40 PM (xjiRE)

188 I find it ironic that that charlatan Rather is being interviewed by another charlatan, Lemon. Birds of a feather.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 07, 2019 04:39 PM (bb4ns)
++++++++++
Navel-gazing is nothing new to journalists. They giving each other awards and airtime.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:40 PM (I2dne)

189 Sometimes I think about how the local media would characterize my collection of guns and ammo, and start laughing.

-

What do you mean "people have large safes just for ammunition"?

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 04:40 PM (AihDr)

190 Guns. How many is enough? Just one more......

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2019 04:40 PM (SAhpk)

191 2) The Oberlin verdict: that place has been a disgusting leftist shithole since time out of mind! Parents pay good American money to subject their kids to 4 years of THAT?

The verdict has gotta scare a lot of zimilar zhitholes, I bet.

Btw, Dean Raymond looks EXACTLY like you thought she would.
Posted by: mnw at June 07, 2019 04:34 PM (Cssks)


I tried looking her up, but in the process found that the
vice president and dean of students is one Meredith Raimondo.

Hmmmm.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 07, 2019 04:40 PM (pg90N)

192 183 poop is squishy
Posted by: raymondeaux at June 07, 2019 04:39 PM (oVJmc)


"Perfect! Oh, honey? Try this cookie!"

- - Beto "E.L. Fudge" O'Rourke

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:40 PM (zBaqJ)

193 Four of the nine current SCOTUS Justices agree with Dan. That's scary.

Posted by: Gref at June 07, 2019 04:40 PM (AMIL/)

194 Dan Rather brings to mind the expression.

Never blame malice something which can easily be explained by alcoholic delusion.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 07, 2019 04:40 PM (LWu6U)

195 168
143 I've read the weekend gun threads here. Most of the morons collections would make the biggest ATF seizure look like a Tupperware Party.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2019 04:35 PM (VpIIl)
---------
Sometimes I think about how the local media would characterize my collection of guns and ammo, and start laughing.
Posted by: Weasel at June 07, 2019 04:37 PM (MVjcR)

ATF Seizes Weapons Cache the Size of A Small Nation's Arsenal From Local Man

Insisted On Calling Pet Weasel Dog; Authorities Say They May Never Unearth All Ammo In His Possession

Posted by: The Daily Cage Liner at June 07, 2019 04:40 PM (RD7QR)

196 THE CONSERVATIVE CASE FOR BANNING ALL GUNS

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 07, 2019 04:41 PM (FiUMj)

197 Guns. How many is enough? Just one more......
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2019 04:40 PM (SAhpk)
++++++++++
"The gap between 'more' and 'enough' never closes."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:41 PM (I2dne)

198 The Oberlin verdict: that place has been a disgusting leftist shithole since time out of mind! Parents pay good American money to subject their kids to 4 years of THAT?

It actually was a very good school at one time and it was not easy to get into, but it being good hasn't been true for a long time. The music school is quite fine. The two pastors who founded it in the 1800's would be turning over in their graves over what it has become.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2019 04:41 PM (ahS0B)

199 old ass, demented, sucker of cock babbles his shit to another sucker of cock. later, they will finger paint with their excrement. can't miss information, right there.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 07, 2019 04:41 PM (KP5rU)

200 As the original and most famous source of"fake news", Dan Rather, you may go horse fuck.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 07, 2019 04:41 PM (NoKAc)

201
Being lectured by Dan Rather on honor is like...

Watching CNN to get to the bottom of the story.

Posted by: Gork at June 07, 2019 04:41 PM (VmQ66)

202 And we're letting in illegals from Mexico who are from the outbreak countries because they don't have a fever ... yet.

-

No, racist, it's air travel, four anti-vaxxers, and spontaneous generation that are the problem.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 04:41 PM (AihDr)

203 197 Guns. How many is enough? Just one more......
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2019 04:40 PM (SAhpk)
++++++++++
"The gap between 'more' and 'enough' never closes."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:41 PM (I2dne)


Much like Tank Abrams front teeth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:41 PM (zBaqJ)

204 I find it ironic that that charlatan Rather is being interviewed by another charlatan, Lemon. Birds of a feather.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 07, 2019 04:39 PM (bb4ns)


Maybe they're going to elope.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 07, 2019 04:41 PM (pg90N)

205 OT.. but since Ace mentioned ebola..

National Geographic channel just had a mini-series called "The Hot Zone" about the first ebola virus outbreak.. in the 70's I think..

Was done pretty well..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 07, 2019 04:41 PM (so+oy)

206 Oh, those Congolese illegals?

Dumped in San Antonio.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 07, 2019 04:41 PM (JcXHH)

207 Meant "hasn't been good for a long time"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2019 04:41 PM (ahS0B)

208 I'm shocked to find that there are actually 24 electric generation plants in New York City. 20 gas powered and 4 oil powered.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 04:42 PM (pp7ze)

209 Can you imagine all the butthurt from people speaking their minds Dan? If all that butthurt was due to Butt Ebola, we would certainly eradicate it. Mr. Rather, if you don't come out in favor of repealing the First Amendment, you are a man without honor, Sir.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 07, 2019 04:42 PM (koNhm)

210 164 145 Hey jj,

since you'r'e here, can you please order up some mid 70s and low humidity for the Orlando area in the next couple of weeks?

thanks!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2019 04:35 PM (d7Ww2)


Please send $100000US via Western Union to the Hebrew Meteorological Society office in Accra, Ghana to cover all modalities.

And remain blessed...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:37 PM (zBaqJ)

We're gonna try to Joo you down on the price...

Posted by: Insomniac at June 07, 2019 04:42 PM (NWiLs)

211
Is he suggesting we infect our cities with ebloa in order to reduce crime?


Chylamidia and gonorrhea aren't working.


They're more of a slow drip approach.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic. at June 07, 2019 04:42 PM (TAmPV)

212 Best gun = next gun

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 04:42 PM (AihDr)

213

What a faggot!

Posted by: Zombie Liberace at June 07, 2019 04:42 PM (6cqG3)

214 It would be cool to have a washed up media/journalist reality show.

You know, bitching about the old days. Talking about all the fake news stories they wrote, and all the interns and secretarys they harrassed

Posted by: Redenzo at June 07, 2019 04:42 PM (14qvS)

215 Dan Rather is about as relevant as a tuning fork at a Madonna concert.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 07, 2019 04:43 PM (r9BlA)

216 206 Oh, those Congolese illegals?

Dumped in San Antonio.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 07, 2019 04:41 PM (JcXHH)

"Congolese? The former secretary of state?"

- - Donkey Chompers

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:43 PM (zBaqJ)

217 It actually was a very good school at one time and it was not easy to get into, but it being good hasn't been true for a long time. The music school is quite fine. The two pastors who founded it in the 1800's would be turning over in their graves over what it has become.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2019 04:41 PM (ahS0B)
++++++++++
True of many people who built big, lasting things like companies, universities and countries.

I propose that we wrap them all with copper wire. Their constant spinning over what has been done to what they built will eliminate any possibility of an energy crisis

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:43 PM (I2dne)

218 The only gun control I want is not to put another idiot mark on my 1911.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 07, 2019 04:43 PM (koNhm)

219 156 trump wins pa. by 43,000 stein vote in pa. 50,000. trump wins mi. by 10,000 stein vote in mi. 50,000 trump wins wi. by 22,000 stein vote 50,000 look it up.

Posted by: raimondo at June 07, 2019 04:43 PM (dVjOy)

220 Speaking as a man who is routinely protected by guards armed with firearms, I have no need to carry a gun, personally. And if no one else is allowed a gun, that makes the guards armed and paid to protect me that much more effective.

And if the Constitution is not there to enhance MY safety then what good is it?

Posted by: Dan Rather at June 07, 2019 04:43 PM (0JkhZ)

221
Someone posted a link to a long article over the weekend

Basically, WHO is lying about the current ebola outbreak, it's bigger and more deadly than they're saying.
It also has a longer incubation time before fever presents
And we're letting in illegals from Mexico who are from the outbreak countries because they don't have a fever ... yet.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at June 07, 2019 04:39 PM (k81AA)

Worse yet,

About half of the infected do not have any fever or high temperatures while the disease is incubating.

How do we and Europe check incoming flights for Ebola?

Yep.

Posted by: rd at June 07, 2019 04:43 PM (EK+Pw)

222 If you don't have a blow out wall on your magazine, you don't have enough ammo.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 04:43 PM (pp7ze)

223 "Hundreds" of them.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 07, 2019 04:43 PM (JcXHH)

224 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:43 PM (I2dne)

LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2019 04:43 PM (ahS0B)

225 165 ....Like Charlie Sheen on a healthy life style.

--

...like Joyce Wildenstein on 'less is more' plastic surgery.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 07, 2019 04:37 PM (JoUsr)


... like Lindsay Lohan on leading a balanced life.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 07, 2019 04:44 PM (pg90N)

226 It's a shame we don't have any reporters to investigate when "green" projects break even.

I doubt Tesla has built a single electric powered car yet when all energy use is accounted for.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 04:44 PM (AihDr)

227 Im afraid the problem with raimondo is more serious. He is back on the horse, smack, white palace, the Chinamans nightcap.

Posted by: J Peterman at June 07, 2019 04:44 PM (w/UHo)

228 Chylamidia and gonorrhea aren't working.

They're more of a slow drip approach.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic. at June 07, 2019 04:42 PM (TAmPV)
++++++++++
Slow and continuous.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:44 PM (I2dne)

229 punctuations how does them work

Posted by: raymondeaux at June 07, 2019 04:44 PM (oVJmc)

230

"If frogs had side pockets, they'd carry hand guns."

- Dan Rather

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2019 04:44 PM (aKsyK)

231 Courage, pussies.

Posted by: Dan. Rather. at June 07, 2019 04:45 PM (koNhm)

232 Funny thing, guns don't cause more guns like Ebola does.

But I can see how the two are almost identical in the head of an old shit stain like Fake but Accurate Dan.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 04:45 PM (37IEG)

233 I saw Congolese Illegals open for Ebola & Chlamydia at the Obama Center in 2009.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 07, 2019 04:45 PM (r9BlA)

234 I'm madder than a diuretic poodle on prom night!

Posted by: Dan Rather at June 07, 2019 04:45 PM (oVJmc)

235 More mindless banter from Dan Blather what a total jerk maybe some one needs to remind this idiot its the same U.S. Constitution that allowed him to lie to us all his years telling us the fake news that allows us to Keep and Bear Arms

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 07, 2019 04:45 PM (wGqjj)

236 One in eight children have been shot tonight.

Posted by: Dan. Rather. at June 07, 2019 04:45 PM (koNhm)

237 Much like Tank Abrams front teeth.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:41 PM (zBaqJ)


Now there's your achievement gap right there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 07, 2019 04:45 PM (pg90N)

238 I doubt Tesla has built a single electric powered car yet when all energy use is accounted for.

--

Approximately half of Tesla Q1 revenue was from selling carbon credits

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 07, 2019 04:45 PM (YslsA)

239 198 Fenelon

I knew that. It kind of rode on the reputation of its music dept. My late brother applied there, for that reason, & was accepted, but he went to Northwestern.

That was in... 1959. Like I said... leftyzhithole for quite awhile.

Posted by: mnw at June 07, 2019 04:46 PM (Cssks)

240 Isn't he Canadian?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 07, 2019 04:46 PM (uquGJ)

241 227 Im afraid the problem with raimondo is more serious. He is back on the horse, smack, white palace, the Chinamans nightcap.
Posted by: J Peterman at June 07, 2019 04:44 PM (w/UHo)

Ah, so the problem is self-correcting. Somebody scrounge up some dirty needles.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 07, 2019 04:46 PM (RD7QR)

242 Dear Dan Rather,

Fuck off and die.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 07, 2019 04:46 PM (5v15w)

243 Posted by: raimondo at June 07, 2019 04:43 PM (dVjOy)

Sorry about your big loss in the Oberlin/Gibson's Bakery Trial, Meredith. Maybe you shouldn't have incited students to riot basically just because they were upset Trump won and also thought AA students should be excused for shoplifting.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2019 04:46 PM (ahS0B)

244 Hey. I wrote a book about ecoterrorists using Ebola......to save the Planet. Rainbow 6. Good read.

Posted by: Tom Clancy at June 07, 2019 04:46 PM (zTzxf)

245 Funny thing, guns don't cause more guns like Ebola does.

I don't know. You put two rifles in the safe and the next thing you know you got five. A pistol and a rifle and you end up with a litter of carbines.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 04:46 PM (pp7ze)

246 What's the frequency, Kenneth?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at June 07, 2019 04:46 PM (k81AA)

247 "Patriotism" to leftists like Rather is unconditional love of the government and hatred of America and Americans.

Posted by: kbdabear at June 07, 2019 04:47 PM (0Ntuf)

248 Flaming dogshit > The GOP > Dan Rather

Posted by: Needful Things at June 07, 2019 04:47 PM (koNhm)

249 These lying assholes.. the left is acting like we are having an epidemic of shootings.. we are not.

Homicides by firearms are not really much higher than they were in the 90's. Considering population grwoth, I believe they are down..

also considering we are importing the low life scum of the planet on a rate of 3000 per day, it is surprising it is not higher.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 07, 2019 04:47 PM (so+oy)

250 In keeping up with the whole service animal / emotional support craze I've come up with a truly legitimate "crutch" so to speak:

I have an emotional support horse. It's a colt actually. A .38 special 6 shot revolver. I wear it on my hip and it gives me emotional comfort and provides me with a great sense of safety.

Now how is that not better than some retard who can't go out in public without having a fucking pit-bull as their emotional support critter?

Posted by: LGoPs at June 07, 2019 04:47 PM (bb4ns)

251 If Dan Rather were a true journalist, it might become clear to him that any epidemic we're facing is the direct result of generational rot. Specifically, the disintegration of sanity, family units and personal responsibility. All has been supplanted by decades of leftist decay, and I will say I believe there is a lot of mental illness out there as a result. Sad, pathetic people who do not live or lead decent lives.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 07, 2019 04:47 PM (JoUsr)

252 I don't know. You put two rifles in the safe and the next thing you know you got five. A pistol and a rifle and you end up with a litter of carbines.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 04:46 PM (pp7ze)
++++++++++
If only.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:47 PM (I2dne)

253 and when I die, please don't sell my guns for what I told my wife they cost.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at June 07, 2019 04:47 PM (pp7ze)

254 Maybe pronouns are not part of the 1st Amendment

Posted by: Skip


The venerable First Amendment (of sacred memory) only covers adverbs, nouns and feminine verbs, and ONLY if printed on vellum on Benjamin Franklin's printing press.

Sorry. But that's really it.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 07, 2019 04:47 PM (NoKAc)

255 246 What's the frequency, Kenneth?
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at June 07, 2019 04:46 PM (k81AA)


Can we get that guy to do a reunion visit with Dan?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:47 PM (zBaqJ)

256 I don't know. You put two rifles in the safe and the next thing you know you got five. A pistol and a rifle and you end up with a litter of carbines.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 04:46 PM (pp7ze)
--------------

I need to tell the guns in my gun safe to get busy.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 07, 2019 04:47 PM (qC1Sy)

257 Also, we need to start *loudly* telling gun grabbers that we are *not* going to let the murder of innocents by *their* voters (and employees!) cause us to be made even more vulnerable to being killed by the exact same demographic in the future.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 07, 2019 04:47 PM (uquGJ)

258 "If we put solar panels on just 25% of Rikers, we can close every toxic power plant built in NYC in the last 20 years."

NYC uses 11,000 MW/day of power. Rikers Island is 400 acres. A fourth of that is 100 acres, which would only yield 10 MW/day from solar! Eat shit AOC

Posted by: G marks the spot at June 07, 2019 04:48 PM (aKGcz)

259 also considering we are importing the low life scum of the planet on a rate of 3000 per day, it is surprising it is not higher.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 07, 2019 04:47 PM (so+oy)
+++++++++
Don't forget systematically doping up moody teenagers!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:48 PM (I2dne)

260 raimondo you're assuming Stein stole every vote from Hillary. did you ever consider that The Stein Voter only came out to vote because...SHE WAS ON THE BALLOT. Stein voters hated Establishment Hillary you clueless yo-yo.

Posted by: kallisto at June 07, 2019 04:49 PM (YxHpp)

261 ...like listening to James Dean's "Drive Safely" PSA.

He actually made one.

Posted by: mnw at June 07, 2019 04:49 PM (Cssks)

262 "Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 04:46 PM (pp7ze) "

The bigger problem is when the safes start multiplying.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2019 04:49 PM (WpXTK)

263 225 ... like Lindsay Lohan on leading a balanced life.
Like Kevin Spacey on mentoring young men.


Posted by: dananjcon at June 07, 2019 04:49 PM (xqfqx)

264 Our refusal to be victims of criminals and government thugs makes us unpatriotic?

Fuck off to Canada, douche. Lick my balls.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 07, 2019 04:49 PM (xJa6I)

265 251 If Dan Rather were a true journalist,



Give it up. If he was a true journalist he would have known the frequency.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 07, 2019 04:49 PM (LWu6U)

266 The bigger problem is when the safes start multiplying.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2019 04:49 PM (WpXTK)

-------------------

Gun safes multiplying is a problem?

Huh, who knew?

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 07, 2019 04:50 PM (qC1Sy)

267 NYC uses 11,000 MW/day of power. Rikers Island is 400 acres. A fourth of that is 100 acres, which would only yield 10 MW/day from solar! Eat shit AOC
Posted by: G marks the spot at June 07, 2019 04:48 PM (aKGcz)
+++++++++
Don't be so hard on her. She probably got her efficiency and output figures from the solar energy lobby and then failed to do the arithmetic properly from an already-skewed baseline.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:50 PM (I2dne)

268 and when I die, please don't sell my guns for what I told my wife they cost.

-

In all seriousness, be sure your firearms are covered by your insurance. Lots of homeowners policies only cover up to $1500 or so and you have to add to the policy to cover the actual value.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 04:50 PM (AihDr)

269 raimondo you're assuming Stein stole every vote from Hillary. did you ever consider that The Stein Voter only came out to vote because...SHE WAS ON THE BALLOT. Stein voters hated Establishment Hillary you clueless yo-yo.


Shhh...he's rollin'.

Posted by: Dan Rather at June 07, 2019 04:50 PM (oVJmc)

270 260 wrong again stein got less then a third of the vote in 2012 that she got in 2016. again look it up.

Posted by: raimondo at June 07, 2019 04:51 PM (dVjOy)

271 245
Funny thing, guns don't cause more guns like Ebola does.



I don't know. You put two rifles in the safe and the next thing you
know you got five. A pistol and a rifle and you end up with a litter
of carbines.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 04:46 PM (pp7ze)
That never happens with mine. They tend to "go off" by themselves destroying all the surplus guns that have been breeding in there when I was at work.
I keep expecting to come home some afternoon to a car sized hole in my living room wall after a mutant weapon 'goes off'.
Oh, wait...MY guns? I forgot! They're breeding at the bottom of Lake Texoma after that tragic canoe accident.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 04:51 PM (37IEG)

272 >>Chylamidia and gonorrhea aren't working.


There's a joke to be had about Employment Numbers, here.

Posted by: garrett at June 07, 2019 04:51 PM (czf7d)

273 Dan Rather being completely rehabilitated and trotted out as a Grand Old Man of Journalism goes hand in hand with the Fake News thread below.

Dan Rather used laughably false documents to attempt to stop George W Bush from being elected President and rather than slinking off in shame forever, he's now revered as a man of integrity.

This is why people assume that there will never be any negative consequences for faking matters. Because there won't be.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 07, 2019 04:51 PM (GbPPJ)

274 If you're still obsessing about Jill Stein (lol), you should kinda hang it up.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 07, 2019 04:51 PM (JoUsr)

275 I cUT thEse LETters ouT msElf!!

Posted by: RanDomONDo at June 07, 2019 04:52 PM (koNhm)

276 Don't be so hard on her. She probably got her efficiency and output figures from the solar energy lobby and then failed to do the arithmetic properly from an already-skewed baseline.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:50 PM (I2dne)
-----------------

Duh, you just stack the solar panels one on top of the other! Easy peasy....

Posted by: AOC- not even a stopped clock at June 07, 2019 04:52 PM (qC1Sy)

277 Courage, Dan.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 07, 2019 04:52 PM (yL25O)

278 You didn't build that!

Posted by: Chocolate O'Bama at June 07, 2019 04:52 PM (B5K06)

279 231. lol

Posted by: kallisto at June 07, 2019 04:52 PM (YxHpp)

280 219 156 trump wins pa. by 43,000 stein vote in pa. 50,000. trump wins mi. by 10,000 stein vote in mi. 50,000 trump wins wi. by 22,000 stein vote 50,000 look it up.
Posted by: raimondo at June 07, 2019 04:43 PM (dVjOy)


Happy and I'm smilin', walk a mile to drink your water
You know I'd love to love you and above you there's no other
We'll go walking out while others shout of war's disaster

Oh, we won't give in, let's go living in the past

Once I used to join in, every boy and girl was my friend
Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
Let us close our eyes, outside their lives go on much faster

Oh, we won't give in, we'll keep living in the past
Oh, we won't give in, let's go living in the past
Oh no, no, we won't give in, let's go living in the past

Posted by: Jethro Tull at June 07, 2019 04:52 PM (sy5kK)

281 Give it up. If he was a true journalist he would have known the frequency.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 07, 2019 04:49 PM (LWu6U)

Or made one up.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 07, 2019 04:52 PM (KtcMg)

282 If you like your Doctor, you can keep your doctor.

Posted by: Chocolate O'Bama at June 07, 2019 04:52 PM (B5K06)

283 JJ take it easy on the Tank. She can launch a loogie through that gap near to tutty feet!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2019 04:52 PM (SAhpk)

284 Posted by: raimondo at June 07, 2019 04:51 PM (dVjOy)


I weary of your retard rays, racist foreign fuckstick. Be off with you now.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 04:52 PM (pp7ze)

285 I'm buy a bolt action Marlin shotgun with a scope and a slug barrel.

Do I need it? Nope, not a bit. But FUCK YOU Dan Rather.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 07, 2019 04:52 PM (xJa6I)

286 267 NYC uses 11,000 MW/day of power. Rikers Island is 400 acres. A fourth of that is 100 acres, which would only yield 10 MW/day from solar! Eat shit AOC
Posted by: G marks the spot at June 07, 2019 04:48 PM (aKGcz)
+++++++++
Don't be so hard on her. She probably got her efficiency and output figures from the solar energy lobby and then failed to do the arithmetic properly from an already-skewed baseline.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:50 PM (I2dne)


I kind of like her tits.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:53 PM (zBaqJ)

287
"Congolese? The former secretary of state?"



- - Donkey Chompers

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:43 PM (zBaqJ)

I recommend that all congoloids be aborted.

Posted by: Donkey Chompers at June 07, 2019 04:53 PM (ufFY8)

288 ..the oceans will begin to recede...

Posted by: Chocolate O'Bama at June 07, 2019 04:53 PM (B5K06)

289 It's patriotic to be against the Constitution.

Sounds about right coming from a commie rat like Rather.

Posted by: torabora at June 07, 2019 04:53 PM (LowzQ)

290 That's Don Lemon's show. Good to see that some people don't mind being associated with a show the New York Times deems "too partisan" for people posing as being real journalists.

I thought Rather was occupied interviewing aging rock stars for the AXS channel ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 07, 2019 04:53 PM (UqwnA)

291 Dan Rather being completely rehabilitated and trotted out as a Grand Old Man of Journalism goes hand in hand with the Fake News thread below.

Dan Rather used laughably false documents to attempt to stop George W Bush from being elected President and rather than slinking off in shame forever, he's now revered as a man of integrity.

This is why people assume that there will never be any negative consequences for faking matters. Because there won't be.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 07, 2019 04:51 PM (GbPPJ)
++++++++++
Yup. Rather should have been at *minimum* jobless, penniless and homeless by the end of the day.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:53 PM (I2dne)

292 sigh, typos

*buying.

My kingdom of dust for an edit post feature

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 07, 2019 04:53 PM (xJa6I)

293 Hillary will never be President.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 07, 2019 04:53 PM (KtcMg)

294 My wife and I are proud, new members of the National Rifle Association. We have to figure out NYC gun laws, though.

Posted by: Al Crapton at June 07, 2019 04:53 PM (T8/UU)

295 283 JJ take it easy on the Tank. She can launch a loogie through that gap near to tutty feet!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2019 04:52 PM (SAhpk)


"Her breath alone can kill most men."

- - dude from Thunderdome

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:53 PM (zBaqJ)

296 Chylamidia and gonorrhea aren't working.


That's nothing to clap about.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 04:54 PM (pp7ze)

297 My beautiful, smart wife, Michelle.

Posted by: Chocolate O'Bama at June 07, 2019 04:54 PM (B5K06)

298 I kind of like her tits.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:53 PM (zBaqJ)

Her rack is nice.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 07, 2019 04:54 PM (ufFY8)

299 These lying assholes.. the left is acting like we are having an epidemic of shootings.. we are not.

They have things that tell us how many people have been killed. They're called "nombreays," or "numerosus," or something like that. Starts with "num," I'm pretty sure. Or something like that there.


And you can use them to compare how many people have been killed and for what reason. But for some reason, Rather doesn't use them. I wonder why?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 07, 2019 04:54 PM (HaL55)

300 I kind of like her tits.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:53 PM (zBaqJ)
++++++++++++
Yeah, there's almost always *something* good to find in (or on) someone.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:54 PM (I2dne)

301 Let's talk over a beer.

Posted by: Chocolate O'Bama at June 07, 2019 04:54 PM (B5K06)

302 Dan Rather. Traitorous fuck. Go to hell.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 07, 2019 04:54 PM (P9m8O)

303 288 ..the oceans will begin to recede...
Posted by: Chocolate O'Bama at June 07, 2019 04:53 PM (B5K06)


"On a Ritz Cracker and served to wifey!"

- - Blotto O'Rourke

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:54 PM (zBaqJ)

304 286 267 NYC uses 11,000 MW/day of power. Rikers Island is 400 acres. A fourth of that is 100 acres, which would only yield 10 MW/day from solar! Eat shit AOC
Posted by: G marks the spot at June 07, 2019 04:48 PM (aKGcz)
+++++++++
Don't be so hard on her. She probably got her efficiency and output figures from the solar energy lobby and then failed to do the arithmetic properly from an already-skewed baseline.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:50 PM (I2dne)


I kind of like her tits.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:53 PM (zBaqJ)

Yeah. She's stupid and dangerous but still a One.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 07, 2019 04:54 PM (xJa6I)

305 I am so glad for the Internet, if I had to watch the D-Day coverage from the MSM, They won't shut the hell up. The pictures speak louder than your words.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 07, 2019 04:54 PM (dKiJG)

306 Dan, I want a .308 bolt action with a bipod mount and a nice scope.

Where do they breed?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 04:55 PM (37IEG)

307 Hey Raimondo...Hillary will NEVER be president.
Jill Stein smelt of Ben-Gay and elderberry's.


Posted by: dananjcon at June 07, 2019 04:55 PM (xqfqx)

308 "249 These lying assholes.. the left is acting like we are having an epidemic of shootings.. we are not."

..
1700-1800 non-gang related murders per year committed with firearms of all types.

In a nation of 300 million people.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at June 07, 2019 04:55 PM (eAshZ)

309 I never heard any anti-American screeds in church.

Posted by: Chocolate O'Bama at June 07, 2019 04:55 PM (B5K06)

310 I can't wait to move to an NFA State and get my first MP5A5. Then the real fun begins.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2019 04:55 PM (WpXTK)

311 "Duh, you just stack the solar panels one on top of the other!"

LMAO! I forgot that multiplier in my maths

Posted by: G marks the spot at June 07, 2019 04:55 PM (aKGcz)

312 Fake news purveyors throwing shit at the wall, seeing if any sticks.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Jake Fapper is an ass at June 07, 2019 04:55 PM (Z216Q)

313 300 I kind of like her tits.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:53 PM (zBaqJ)
++++++++++++
Yeah, there's almost always *something* good to find in (or on) someone.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:54 PM (I2dne)


There isn't an ill wind that doesn't blow some good.

Or there isn't an Ilhan that doesn't blow its brother.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:55 PM (zBaqJ)

314 Her rack is nice.

Can you have it mounted an put it on the wall?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2019 04:55 PM (RuCB2)

315 258 "If we put solar panels on just 25% of Rikers, we can close every toxic power plant built in NYC in the last 20 years."

NYC uses 11,000 MW/day of power. Rikers Island is 400 acres. A fourth of that is 100 acres, which would only yield 10 MW/day from solar! Eat shit AOC

Posted by: G marks the spot at June 07, 2019 04:48 PM (aKGcz)

Never mind that Con Ed's generation comes from upstate. But give Donkey-Chompers half a point for her sudden realization that power doesn't just come from the little holes in the wall.

Posted by: kbdabear at June 07, 2019 04:55 PM (0Ntuf)

316 #11 that was funny.

Posted by: torabora at June 07, 2019 04:55 PM (LowzQ)

317 --

Approximately half of Tesla Q1 revenue was from selling carbon credits
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 07, 2019 04:45 PM (YslsA)


"The scam is alive and well, boss."

Posted by: Tesla CFO at June 07, 2019 04:56 PM (sy5kK)

318 These lying assholes.. the left is acting like we are having an epidemic of shootings.. we are not.

-

Pure racism.

6000 black people killed every year, year after year? Meh.

Ten white people killed? BAN ALL GUNS!!

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 04:56 PM (AihDr)

319 At some point, you've made enough.

Posted by: Chocolate O'Bama at June 07, 2019 04:56 PM (B5K06)

320 I'm almost glad WA isn't an NFA state. I spend a lot on ammo as it is...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 07, 2019 04:56 PM (xJa6I)

321 Wow. The $11 million damage award is before punitive damaege!! LOLGF Oberlin.

Posted by: LASue at June 07, 2019 04:56 PM (wMHPW)

322 It would be cool to have a washed up media/journalist reality show.

You know, bitching about the old days. Talking about all the fake news stories they wrote, and all the interns and secretarys they harrassed
Posted by: Redenzo at June 07, 2019 04:42 PM (14qvS)
* * * *

Yeah, that was Murphy Brown. The original one, not the attempted reboot.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 07, 2019 04:56 PM (RkS3d)

323 273 Dan Rather being completely rehabilitated and trotted out as a Grand Old Man of Journalism goes hand in hand with the Fake News thread below.

Dan Rather used laughably false documents to attempt to stop George W Bush from being elected President and rather than slinking off in shame forever, he's now revered as a man of integrity.

This is why people assume that there will never be any negative consequences for faking matters. Because there won't be.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 07, 2019 04:51 PM (GbPPJ)

-------

Dan has been a fine upstanding member of the club for many years. They are willing to forgive his mistakes because Dan's heart was in the right place. He was trying to get rid of that Republican Bastard G W Bush. For that, the Club will forgive his faults.

Posted by: rd at June 07, 2019 04:56 PM (EK+Pw)

324 Most of the violent crimes are committed by a very, very small percentage of the population. And they're almost all democrats.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 07, 2019 04:57 PM (UqwnA)

325 Dem Gov. Jay Inslee: Trump's Views On Climate Change Are "Treason"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2019 04:22 PM (aKsyK)

That shit heel used to take money out of the barrista tip jar to pay for his coffee.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 07, 2019 04:57 PM (5l6gb)

326 294 wayne la peirre thanks yous those west hollywood boutique suits he buys with n.r.a. money are very expensive as ollie north found out the hard way!

Posted by: raimondo at June 07, 2019 04:57 PM (dVjOy)

327 40mHz

Posted by: Kenneth at June 07, 2019 04:57 PM (gC2IV)

328 317 --

Approximately half of Tesla Q1 revenue was from selling carbon credits
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 07, 2019 04:45 PM (YslsA)


"The scam is alive and well, boss."
Posted by: Tesla CFO at June 07, 2019 04:56 PM (sy5kK)


"We sell Frankie Carbone credits!"

- - J. Burke, T. DeSimone

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:57 PM (zBaqJ)

329 I notice we don't fly the flag at half staff every week after a normal weekend in Chicago.

Why is that?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 04:57 PM (37IEG)

330 #315 10 MW a day is fine for AOC and her ilk. They'll just kill the power to everyone else.

Posted by: torabora at June 07, 2019 04:57 PM (LowzQ)

331 324 Most of the violent crimes are committed by a very, very small percentage of the population. And they're almost all democrats.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 07, 2019 04:57 PM (UqwnA)

Both true, not that most of them vote.

If you lock up the violent, repeat bad guys...or ventilate them...crime rates go way down.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 07, 2019 04:58 PM (xJa6I)

332 321 Wow. The $11 million damage award is before punitive damaege!! LOLGF Oberlin.
---
It's fantastic. Legal Insurrection says punitive damages could get to $33 million.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 07, 2019 04:58 PM (hjaPQ)

333 Couragio Dan! What's the Frequency Kenneth?

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 07, 2019 04:58 PM (BqBId)

334 Just watched some Robin Williams Skits from his comedy performances, Man do I miss him

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 07, 2019 04:58 PM (BqBId)

335 I thought Rather was occupied interviewing aging rock stars for the AXS channel ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 07, 2019 04:53 PM (UqwnA)

I watched about five minutes of the one with the two guys from Foreigner. He is the worst interviewer ever.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 07, 2019 04:59 PM (KtcMg)

336 293 but AOC will be as minority vote grows every day and you old whites die off!

Posted by: raimondo at June 07, 2019 04:59 PM (dVjOy)

337

306 Dan, I want a .308 bolt action with a bipod mount and a nice scope.

Where do they breed?
Posted by: DamnedYankee



Cabella's.

Posted by: Dr. Rex Butts at June 07, 2019 04:59 PM (w+Z9D)

338 I watched about five minutes of the one with the two guys from Foreigner. He is the worst interviewer ever.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 07, 2019 04:59 PM (KtcMg)


It's pretty cringe-worthy.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 07, 2019 04:59 PM (UqwnA)

339 It's a danged shame the fella that battered Dan Rather didn't leave him with a noose around his neck and sprinkle bleach on that nice suit he wears.

Posted by: torabora at June 07, 2019 04:59 PM (LowzQ)

340 Speaking of D-day, The military channel and American heros channel run war 24-7 most days, but not a damn thing about it on D-day. It just doesnt make any sense.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2019 04:59 PM (SAhpk)

341 I cannot believe that old goat is still alive.

Posted by: WR at June 07, 2019 05:00 PM (O9JR8)

342 Posted by: raimondo at June 07, 2019 04:59 PM (dVjOy)
*******
Het GAYMANO is back

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 07, 2019 05:00 PM (BqBId)

343 raimondo goes full Hector

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 07, 2019 05:00 PM (oVJmc)

344 Can I kick into the FL fund? We need to ship the parrots to FL. Cooler temps will help.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 07, 2019 05:00 PM (Lqy/e)

345
308 "249 These lying assholes.. the left is acting like we are having an epidemic of shootings.. we are not."

..
1700-1800 non-gang related murders per year committed with firearms of all types.

In a nation of 300 million people.
Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at June 07, 2019 04:55 PM (eAshZ)

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A murder rate comparable to the murder rate in those white Northern European Countries.

Posted by: rd at June 07, 2019 05:00 PM (EK+Pw)

346 If you lock up the violent, repeat bad guys...or ventilate them...crime rates go way down.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 07, 2019 04:58 PM (xJa6I)

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I remember Ann Coulter mentioning a NY Times article with the headline, "Crime Down, but, Incarceration rates up!"

That it was obvious the writer didn't understand there might be a correlation.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 07, 2019 05:00 PM (qC1Sy)

347 336 293 but AOC will be as minority vote grows every day and you old whites die off!
Posted by: raimondo at June 07, 2019 04:59 PM (dVjOy)

___

Si Se Puede!! Or something.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 07, 2019 05:01 PM (FiUMj)

348 It would be cool to have a washed up media/journalist reality show.

You know, bitching about the old days. Talking about all the fake news stories they wrote, and all the interns and secretarys they harrassed
Posted by: Redenzo at June 07, 2019 04:42 PM (14qvS)
* * * *

Or Dan Rather and Brian Williams starring in "What's My Lie?"

They could have guests like Liawatha Warren and Da Nang Dick.

Posted by: LASue at June 07, 2019 05:01 PM (wMHPW)

349 raimondo goes full Hector
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 07, 2019 05:00 PM (oVJmc)


What a fool.

Posted by: Achilles at June 07, 2019 05:01 PM (aS1PU)

350 GAYMANDO is Back

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 07, 2019 05:01 PM (BqBId)

351 raimondolondo is a Zero.

lol

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 07, 2019 05:01 PM (ufFY8)

352 337




306 Dan, I want a .308 bolt action with a bipod mount and a nice scope.



Where do they breed?

Posted by: DamnedYankee





Cabella's.

Posted by: Dr. Rex Butts at June 07, 2019 04:59 PM (w+Z9D)
Yes, but then I get there, and those sassy sexy .308 semi-autos always talk me out of buying that boring old bolt-action.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:01 PM (37IEG)

353 I'm glad Ace is still playing that ebola harp.

This BS from the authorities really bothered me at the time. They were talking to the public like we were a bunch of idiot 5 year olds while making excuses for their incompetent and biased decisions.

It was not a unique situation, but one that really showed that even in the most serious case these assholes were traitorous scum.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 07, 2019 05:01 PM (LWu6U)

354 Fair News = Terrorism

Posted by: Hayden Sterling at June 07, 2019 05:01 PM (RvTqw)

355 I followed the Oberlin trial somewhat, but not obsessively.

I thought the lawyers for Oberlin made some godawful strategic mistakes. Throwing a lot of unnecessary mud at the Gibsons-- the patriarch is in his '80's. And calling that expert who placed an infuriatingly low value on their business. Not surprised that the small town jury hated the whole snooty bunch.

Posted by: mnw at June 07, 2019 05:02 PM (Cssks)

356 #331 The Brits used to have Rule 303. Worked really good on those that they applied it to.

Posted by: torabora at June 07, 2019 05:02 PM (LowzQ)

357 286 267 NYC uses 11,000 MW/day of power. Rikers Island is 400 acres. A fourth of that is 100 acres, which would only yield 10 MW/day from solar! Eat shit AOC
Posted by: G marks the spot at June 07, 2019 04:48 PM (aKGcz)
+++++++++
Don't be so hard on her. She probably got her efficiency and output figures from the solar energy lobby and then failed to do the arithmetic properly from an already-skewed baseline.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:50 PM (I2dne)


I kind of like her tits.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2019 04:53 PM (zBaqJ)

Meh. Doesn't display them enough. Her handlers need to encourage more low-cut blouses and opportunities to bend over in front of cameras. Then maybe closer to election day there can be a sex tape. Say, maybe I could get paid for this.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 07, 2019 05:02 PM (RD7QR)

358 The Somali cop got 12 years for killing Justine Damond.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 07, 2019 05:02 PM (JcXHH)

359 They were talking to the public like we were a bunch of idiot 5 year olds

-

You might want to sit down for what I'm about to tell you.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 05:02 PM (AihDr)

360 Compare just the murder rate by Blue Eyed devils in the US and it's lower than most Euro countries. Wonder if Dan Rather ever mentioned that? Hmmmm.....

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 07, 2019 05:02 PM (FiUMj)

361 You know what's unpatriotic and without honor?

Responding to a hypothetical scenario in which you are a reporter embedded with an enemy force that is about to ambush US soldiers and deciding, as a journalist first and an American second, you will not warn the US forces. This is what Dan Rather's 60 Minutes colleague said.

No lectures in patriotism from this bunch, thanks.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 07, 2019 05:02 PM (W+vEI)

362 I don't know how many were committed with guns but there were almost 1700 murders by illegal aliens last year. Might what to look into that Dan.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 07, 2019 05:03 PM (KtcMg)

363 1700-1800 non-gang related murders per year committed with firearms of all types.


Compared to around 30K/yr from auto accidents.

Perspective: how does it work?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 07, 2019 05:03 PM (HaL55)

364 http://bit.ly/2EYsB4d
*******
FBI Records: The Vault - Hillary R. Clinton Part 33 of 33

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 07, 2019 05:03 PM (BqBId)

365 Well Rather is what, 88? Met him on my way to Somalia. He was old then. Time to go away.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 05:03 PM (TGayj)

366 We need to start publishing "saved or created" type statistics.

Number of rapes prevented by guns.
Number of home invasions prevented by guns.
Number of school shootings prevented by legal guns,....

The truth is that the US would be unlivable with stricter gun laws. More like detroit than copenhagen.

The Left needs to own the hell they have tried to create.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 07, 2019 05:04 PM (LWu6U)

367 Yes, but then I get there, and those sassy sexy .308 semi-autos always talk me out of buying that boring old bolt-action.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:01 PM (37IEG)

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You've obviously not been seduced by a Lee Enfield Mark IV.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 07, 2019 05:04 PM (qC1Sy)

368 Would be be fun to have a Jeopardy tournament of MSM has beens....Rather, Brokaw, Donaldson, etc. Would set records for least amount of money won.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 07, 2019 05:04 PM (FiUMj)

369 365
Well Rather is what, 88? Met him on my way to Somalia. He was old then. Time to go away.



Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 05:03 PM (TGayj)
Why the hell didn't you gag and bag him and take him with you?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:04 PM (37IEG)

370 but AOC will be as minority vote grows every day and you old whites die off!


AOC will not even be the nominee of her party for the seats she holds in 2020, you racist foreign spunksack.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 05:05 PM (pp7ze)

371 Being lectured by Dan Rather on honor is like . . .


Taking singing lessons from Yoko Ono

Posted by: Muldoon at June 07, 2019 05:05 PM (m45I2)

372 Whenever I'm feeling extra-patriotic, I always hack away at foundational principles that define my nation and my countrymen.

Posted by: Dan Rather at June 07, 2019 05:05 PM (qUh6B)

373 #345 we got your white Northern European countries right here ...*grabs crotch*

Posted by: muslime immigrants at June 07, 2019 05:05 PM (LowzQ)

374
NYC uses 11,000 MW/day of power. Rikers Island is 400 acres. A fourth of that is 100 acres, which would only yield 10 MW/day from solar! Eat shit AOC

Posted by: G marks the spot at June 07, 2019 04:48 PM (aKGcz)


We can leave them on all night hater

Posted by: AOC at June 07, 2019 05:05 PM (TAmPV)

375 Would be be fun to have a Jeopardy tournament of MSM has beens....Rather, Brokaw, Donaldson, etc. Would set records for least amount of money won.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 07, 2019 05:04 PM (FiUMj)


Wolfie Blitzer

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 07, 2019 05:05 PM (aS1PU)

376

Perspective: how does it work?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 07, 2019 05:03 PM (HaL55)

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No idea.

Posted by: Zombie Pablo Picasso at June 07, 2019 05:05 PM (qC1Sy)

377 Dan Rather is a bigger threat than terrorists.

Posted by: blaster at June 07, 2019 05:06 PM (ZfRYq)

378 Intervention in Somalia was a pretty bad decision for the USA

Shoulda let some other muzzie country do that and paid them

Posted by: Yo! at June 07, 2019 05:06 PM (1XAal)

379 hiring insane lesbian deans is getting expensive

Posted by: x at June 07, 2019 05:06 PM (nFwvY)

380 329 I notice we don't fly the flag at half staff every week after a normal weekend in Chicago.

Why is that?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 04:57 PM (37IEG)

Uhhh? Because it would be at half staff 365 days a year?

Seriously, I think the last time they had a single day with a no-no ( no one shot - no one killed) in Chicago was THREE YEARS AGO!

Posted by: rd at June 07, 2019 05:06 PM (EK+Pw)

381 Melania coming out of the aircraft down the steps with her hand on her mish, so her dark blue dress doesn't fly up over her head.
Lovely!

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 07, 2019 05:07 PM (ufFY8)

382 So if voting is a right and having a poll tax is unconstitutional then wouldn't a tax on guns and ammo be unconstitutional under our 2nd amendment rights?

Posted by: WisRich at June 07, 2019 05:07 PM (G0vdT)

383 Melania coming out of the aircraft down the steps with her hand on her mish, so her dark blue dress doesn't fly up over her head.
Lovely!

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 07, 2019 05:07 PM (ufFY


America, what a country.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 07, 2019 05:08 PM (aS1PU)

384 The Somali cop got 12 years for killing Justine Damond.


Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 07, 2019 05:02 PM

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Because they only convicted him of manslaughter, not murder, which is what should have happened.

Having said that, he was a cop, the next 12 years in prison for him and going to be "difficult".

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 07, 2019 05:08 PM (JUOKG)

385 Speaking of Raimondo, I'll bet Oberlin's Meredith Raimondo is updating her resume right about now.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 07, 2019 05:08 PM (hjaPQ)

386
You've obviously not been seduced by a Lee Enfield Mark IV.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 07, 2019 05:04 PM (qC1Sy)
A SMLE? I have been nearly seduced on several occasion. The Indians produced some in .308
I'd get a Brit Enfield, but I can't afford to buy my usual multi thousand rounds in that caliber right now.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:08 PM (37IEG)

387 Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 07, 2019 05:07 PM (ufFY



America, what a country.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 07, 2019 05:08 PM (aS1PU)

Oh, and Donny Two Scoops was with her.
lol

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 07, 2019 05:08 PM (ufFY8)

388 Why the hell didn't you gag and bag him and take him with you?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:04 PM (37IEG)

****

He, no sh*t, looked like a doddering old man. Kept looking around for his handler. And this was like 25 years ago.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 05:08 PM (TGayj)

389 Terrorism isn't really a threat to any individual American. The chances of any American being affected by a terrorist act is 0.000000001% or whatever. On the other hand every American is affected by the fake news spewed by leftist cunts like Rather and the damage it does.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 07, 2019 05:08 PM (FiUMj)

390 382 So if voting is a right and having a poll tax is unconstitutional then wouldn't a tax on guns and ammo be unconstitutional under our 2nd amendment rights?
Posted by: WisRich at June 07, 2019 05:07 PM (G0vdT)
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"Shall not be infringed" pretty much says it all.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 07, 2019 05:08 PM (qC1Sy)

391 382 So if voting is a right and having a poll tax is unconstitutional then wouldn't a tax on guns and ammo be unconstitutional under our 2nd amendment rights?
Posted by: WisRich at June 07, 2019 05:07 PM (G0vdT)


I've been saying this for years.

pretty much a 1 to 1 correlation.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 07, 2019 05:08 PM (sy5kK)

392 "Six cities in the U.S.--Aspen, Burlington, Georgetown, Greensburg, Rock port, and Kodiak Island--have already hit their targets. These six cities now generate 100% of the energy used community-wide from clean, non-polluting and renewable sources. "

http://bit.ly/2It1oYb

I'm not buying this. I suspect considerable definition blurring is going on.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 05:09 PM (pp7ze)

393 Yeah, I am so cut to the quick by Dan Rather lecturing me about
patriotism and honor.
Sick burn.


*spits, in lieu of a /sarc tag*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 07, 2019 05:09 PM (a5hgv)

394 273....This is why people assume that there will never be any negative consequences for faking matters. Because there won't be.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 07, 2019 04:51 PM (GbPPJ)
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Huh?

Posted by: Brian Williams at June 07, 2019 05:09 PM (Rxduq)

395 and you old whites die off!


lol. instant shithole.

Posted by: x at June 07, 2019 05:10 PM (nFwvY)

396 19
What's the frequency, Kenneth?


Posted by: The Greatest Moment of Dan Rather's Life at June 07, 2019 04:21 PM (9X624)
************************
Either that or that recent interview of his with Eddie Money.

Posted by: Wazziz at June 07, 2019 05:10 PM (WPm0N)

397 He, no sh*t, looked like a doddering old man. Kept looking around for his handler. And this was like 25 years ago.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 05:08 PM (TGayj)


Maybe, deep down inside, he knew how everyone around him despised him.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 07, 2019 05:10 PM (sy5kK)

398 ...spunksack...

lol

Posted by: SMH at June 07, 2019 05:10 PM (RU4sa)

399 I'd get a Brit Enfield, but I can't afford to buy my usual multi thousand rounds in that caliber right now.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:08 PM (37IEG)
------------------

Having bought one, I can attest to the fact it's a very nice shooting rifle.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 07, 2019 05:10 PM (qC1Sy)

400 Rather appears to be in a "Deranged Old Man" contest with Bernie Sanders.

Just what *is* the frequency, anyway?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 07, 2019 05:10 PM (iB1oa)

401 > Rather said on Friday's "CNN Tonight" show with Don Lemon: "This story is not new."

Senile communist says what?

Of course it's not "new". I've seen communists telling the same lie dozens, probably hundreds of times before.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2019 05:10 PM (0OWcv)

402 I remember Ann Coulter mentioning a NY Times article with the headline, "Crime Down, but, Incarceration rates up!"

That it was obvious the writer didn't understand there might be a correlation.
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 07, 2019 05:00 PM (qC1Sy)
__________


The reporter was Fox-Butterfield, afterwards famous for the Fox-Butterfield effect.

Posted by: rd at June 07, 2019 05:10 PM (EK+Pw)

403
Uhhh? Because it would be at half staff 365 days a year?



Seriously, I think the last time they had a single day with a no-no (
no one shot - no one killed) in Chicago was THREE YEARS AGO!





Posted by: rd at June 07, 2019 05:06 PM (EK+Pw)
We're almost there now - every frigging time I turn around the flags are at half staff for some jackass reason that we shouldn't be flying flags at half staff for.
Bus crashes and multi fatality shooting are NOT a reason to fly the nationals at half staff. This weepy 'we're with you so we'll fly the flag low' shit needs to stop.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:10 PM (37IEG)

404 I wonder if our loser Raimondo is related to the loser Raimondo who just got whacked in the Oberlin lawsuit?

Posted by: LASue at June 07, 2019 05:10 PM (wMHPW)

405 NYC uses 11,000 MW/day of power. Rikers Island is 400 acres. A fourth of that is 100 acres, which would only yield 10 MW/day from solar! Eat shit AOC

Posted by: G marks the spot at June 07, 2019 04:48 PM (aKGcz)

*****

Well. We are talking fractions and she won't get exposed to those until her second term as a representative.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 05:11 PM (TGayj)

406 I'm not buying this. I suspect considerable definition blurring is going on.

Lots of Algore's carbon credits getting sold, I'd wager.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 07, 2019 05:11 PM (HaL55)

407 When I hear the phrase "Without Honor", I immediately think of Dan Rather.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 07, 2019 05:11 PM (sy5kK)

408 381 Melania coming out of the aircraft down the steps with her hand on her mish, so her dark blue dress doesn't fly up over her head.
Lovely!

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 07, 2019 05:07 PM (ufFY
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And The Donald wearing a USA hat.

Posted by: WisRich at June 07, 2019 05:11 PM (G0vdT)

409 OT - I just stupidly cut myself with a kitchen knife.
I sliced off part of my nail and a layer of skin underneath, and it's bleeding like a mofo. been about 10 minutes. How long can i let it bleed without getting worried? I dont need to get it looked at, do i?

Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:11 PM (aXucN)

410 Texas should excommunicate him.

Posted by: geoffb at June 07, 2019 05:11 PM (zOpu5)

411 So now it's unpatriotic to support the Bill of Rights.

Posted by: Alexander Hamilton at June 07, 2019 05:12 PM (QPNoe)

412 Go fack yourself!!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at June 07, 2019 05:12 PM (nQHw/)

413 @409 slap a hot iron to it.

Posted by: blaster at June 07, 2019 05:12 PM (ZfRYq)

414 "Mr. Pot? Mr. Pot? There's a Mr. Kettle for you on line one."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 07, 2019 05:12 PM (l9m7l)

415 I'm not buying this. I suspect considerable definition blurring is going on.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 05:09 PM (pp7ze)

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Takes a whole lot of NIMBY to ignore the toxic chemicals used to manufacturer all that "clean green energy producing machines."

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 07, 2019 05:12 PM (qC1Sy)

416 385 Speaking of Raimondo, I'll bet Oberlin's Meredith Raimondo is updating her resume right about now.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 07, 2019 05:08 PM (hjaPQ)


Hey, ace, are you looking for another COB?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 07, 2019 05:12 PM (sy5kK)

417 SMH, Hope your results were all good.

I was gonna say I hope they came out alright but you know how they are around here.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2019 05:12 PM (RuCB2)

418 bluebell,

superglue will take care of that.

Posted by: SMH at June 07, 2019 05:13 PM (RU4sa)

419 I guess the locks at nursing home aren't working again.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 07, 2019 05:13 PM (r9BlA)

420
Gun ownership, as outlined by our founding document, and exercised by patriots who love their country, is unpatriotic.

These deplorable traitors should drop their guns, and chop off their dicks, and identify as women.

We all know that's the REAL patriotism in our divided, troubled times.

Posted by: Dan Rather at June 07, 2019 05:13 PM (qUh6B)

421
Having bought one, I can attest to the fact it's a very nice shooting rifle.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 07, 2019 05:10 PM (qC1Sy)
Buddy of mine has a couple. They shoot nice. Never had enough ammo to practice a Mad-Minute.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:13 PM (37IEG)

422 409 OT - I just stupidly cut myself with a kitchen knife.
I sliced off part of my nail and a layer of skin underneath, and it's bleeding like a mofo. been about 10 minutes. How long can i let it bleed without getting worried? I dont need to get it looked at, do i?
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:11 PM (aXucN)
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You can still type, so, I'd say you're good to go.

I wouldn't slap a hot iron to it, though. A hot stove element should work.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 07, 2019 05:13 PM (qC1Sy)

423 Wonder if you could actually repeal the 2A without repealing the whole BoR.

It was a package deal, no ?

Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2019 05:14 PM (DPjeO)

424 This weepy 'we're with you so we'll fly the flag low' shit needs to stop.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:10 PM (37IEG)

Absolutely agree. I see it and think, "oh what now, did John Kerry's comfort Yorkie die"

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 07, 2019 05:14 PM (xPJvm)

425 Had some biopsies taken, BenHad, and have to do that again in 1-3 years, depending on the biopsies' results.

Posted by: SMH at June 07, 2019 05:14 PM (RU4sa)

426 392 "Six cities in the U.S.--Aspen, Burlington, Georgetown, Greensburg, Rock port, and Kodiak Island--have already hit their targets. These six cities now generate 100% of the energy used community-wide from clean, non-polluting and renewable sources. "

http://bit.ly/2It1oYb

I'm not buying this. I suspect considerable definition blurring is going on.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 05:09 PM (pp7ze)

I can't say anything about those other places but Kodiak Island has a population of about 1500--maybe more in fishing season--and probably gets most of their power from burning dried bear shit. It's really not a meaningful statistic.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 07, 2019 05:14 PM (RD7QR)

427 How long can i let it bleed without getting worried? I dont need to get it looked at, do i?
----
Fingers will bleed like crazy. Keep pressure on it. If it is still bleeding a lot after half an hour, you might have to have it looked at.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 07, 2019 05:14 PM (iB1oa)

428 > Kodiak Island

Kodiak Island has a population of less than 14,000 people, and the only reason renewables are competitive there is that normal fuels have to be delivered by water. In the Gulf of Alaska. Which is... expensive.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2019 05:14 PM (0OWcv)

429 Gotta laugh



While other leaders put their signatures at the bottom of a D-Day proclamation Presidene trump signs at the top because if it hadn't been for America everybody else would be speaking German. What a refreshing change from Obama-the apology King.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2019 05:14 PM (ahS0B)

430 Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:11 PM (aXucN)

elevate, cool, and keep replacing the tissue until it starts to clot.

I have done the same and it takes a while. (also, no aspirin or alcohol since they thin the blood)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 07, 2019 05:14 PM (LWu6U)

431 A SMLE? I have been nearly seduced on several occasion. The Indians produced some in .308

The 2a1 Ishapore. Unfortunately based on the SMLE Mk III so it doesn't have the better bridge sight of the Mk IV.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 05:14 PM (pp7ze)

432 429 Link from CTH

https://tinyurl.com/yxe3pweh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2019 05:15 PM (ahS0B)

433 I suppose that he said this from behind his walls, gates and security cameras.

Posted by: Max Entropy at June 07, 2019 05:15 PM (ur/Uv)

434 bluebell...
ouch, now my finger is hurting in sympathy.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 07, 2019 05:15 PM (ufFY8)

435 422 409 OT - I just stupidly cut myself with a kitchen knife.
I sliced off part of my nail and a layer of skin underneath, and it's bleeding like a mofo. been about 10 minutes. How long can i let it bleed without getting worried? I dont need to get it looked at, do i?
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:11 PM (aXucN)
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if you can count to 5, all good

Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2019 05:15 PM (DPjeO)

436 > I can't say anything about those other places but Kodiak Island has a population of about 1500

Between 13 and 14,000.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2019 05:15 PM (0OWcv)

437 bluebell, raise you hand above your head and keep it there for awhile.

Do you have any septic powder?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2019 05:15 PM (RuCB2)

438 Does anyone doubt any of these Leftists would put you in a gulag if they could?

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2019 05:15 PM (BbGew)

439
I can't say anything about those other places but Kodiak Island has a population of about 1500--maybe more in fishing season--and probably gets most of their power from burning dried bear shit. It's really not a meaningful statistic.



Aspen, Co - 6800 people

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 07, 2019 05:16 PM (oVJmc)

440 The 2a1 Ishapore. Unfortunately based on the SMLE Mk III so it doesn't have the better bridge sight of the Mk IV.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 05:14 PM (pp7ze)
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I really like the micrometer adjust sight on mine. Very cool.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 07, 2019 05:16 PM (qC1Sy)

441 Bluebell.
I just cringed. Did that once.
Wrap in clean cloth and press. Should slow down fairly quickly.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 05:16 PM (TGayj)

442 409
OT - I just stupidly cut myself with a kitchen knife.

I sliced off part of my nail and a layer of skin underneath, and
it's bleeding like a mofo. been about 10 minutes. How long can i let it
bleed without getting worried? I dont need to get it looked at, do i?



Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:11 PM (aXucN)
Finger wounds bleed like, well, head wounds. Wrap it up tight with gauze or paper towel, tape it up and don't screw with it for...quite a while. It's gonna throb a lot.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:16 PM (37IEG)

443 I'm not buying this. I suspect considerable definition blurring is going on.

-

I bet the key is community / city.

Those things aren't the same. I'm betting two or three square miles of solar panels (manufactured with oil) support four blocks *in* the city.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 05:16 PM (lPsvG)

444 Pressure and some ice. bluebell. if it hasn't stopped, do wht captain obvious said, and get thee to an urgent care.

Posted by: Moki at June 07, 2019 05:16 PM (mFoNl)

445 If you lock up the violent, repeat bad guys...or ventilate them...crime rates go way down.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 07, 2019 04:58 PM (xJa6I)


And we become Switzerland, as far as crime rates go, even as heavil armed as we are. But that's a conversation Eric Holder says were too chicken to have. I say "bring it".

Posted by: LGoPs at June 07, 2019 05:16 PM (bb4ns)

446 423 Wonder if you could actually repeal the 2A without repealing the whole BoR.

It was a package deal, no ?


We don't "repeal" amendments, we just pass another amendment saying "nevermind" about that bit.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 07, 2019 05:16 PM (LWu6U)

447 OT - I just stupidly cut myself with a kitchen knife.
I sliced off part of my nail and a layer of skin underneath, and it's bleeding like a mofo. been about 10 minutes. How long can i let it bleed without getting worried? I dont need to get it looked at, do i?
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:11 PM (aXucN)


Your rep precedes you. Are you sure it was *your* finger?

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 07, 2019 05:17 PM (aS1PU)

448 I used to cut the shit out of my fingers working

I would just wrapped it in duct tape and it would stop anything from bleeding.

Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2019 05:17 PM (DPjeO)

449 392 "Six cities in the U.S.--Aspen, Burlington, Georgetown, Greensburg, Rock port, and Kodiak Island--have already hit their targets. These six cities now generate 100% of the energy used community-wide from clean, non-polluting and renewable sources. "

http://bit.ly/2It1oYb

I'm not buying this. I suspect considerable definition blurring is going on.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 05:09 PM (pp7ze)

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Ask them how many backup diesel generators are on Kodiak Island?

Aspen Colorado? They "buy" the renewable power elsewhere, just like all their service employees live elsewhere and commute every day into that overpriced snobville. None of the workers can afford to live in that smug mountain San Francisco.

Posted by: rd at June 07, 2019 05:17 PM (EK+Pw)

450 Duh. Hot iron.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 05:17 PM (lPsvG)

451 sidebar: Cute little puppies!
[CBD]

Mean CBD!

Posted by: m at June 07, 2019 05:17 PM (ysOGz)

452 327 40mHz

you'll need a subsubsubsubsubwoofer for that.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 07, 2019 05:18 PM (sGtp+)

453 What a refreshing change from Obama-the apology King.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2019 05:14 PM (ahS0B)

I watched his D-Day speech last night. It was powerful.

Had to do the Mike Myers "promised myself I wouldn't cry" bit several times.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 07, 2019 05:18 PM (xPJvm)

454 > I guess the locks at nursing home aren't working again.

I saw where some of the nursing homes in Europe had hit on the idea of putting a fake bus stop right outside the facility. Granny sits down and waits for the bus, which of course never comes, and eventually someone notices her missing. Apparently it works pretty well, not 100% of the time of course, but often enough that it's worth it.

Maybe Dan's place should try it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2019 05:18 PM (0OWcv)

455 I can't say anything about those other places but Kodiak Island has a population of about 1500

Between 13 and 14,000.



*********


Well, sure, if you include the bears.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 07, 2019 05:18 PM (m45I2)

456 Wonder if you could actually repeal the 2A without repealing the whole BoR.

It was a package deal, no ?
Posted by: REDACTED


Si. Any attempt to repeal any of the BoR results in negating the Union. And that IS the hill I'll die on.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2019 05:18 PM (LDbTO)

457
Kodiak Island has a population of less than 14,000 people, and the only reason renewables are competitive there is that normal fuels have to be delivered by water. In the Gulf of Alaska. Which is... expensive.


I imagine the only viable renewable source there is wind because it blows constantly.

Posted by: AOC at June 07, 2019 05:18 PM (TAmPV)

458 No,no, Dan-o.
You're doing it all wrong.
*Ahem*
"Second amendment. Never heard of it."

Posted by: Charles Gibson at June 07, 2019 05:18 PM (UFgOG)

459 thanks guys. typing with one hand. cut hand has been over my head forat least ten minutes with presuure. i cant even see what it looks like because as soon as i take the towel off the area covers with blood again.

no septic powder,

thanks captain obvious and gentleman. ill give it more time.

Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:18 PM (aXucN)

460 err, No. 4 Mk I. That is when they changed the sight.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 05:18 PM (pp7ze)

461 Slav Mom makes Coriander Ribs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4odo8VLwyY

With right-wing commentary.

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 07, 2019 05:19 PM (vWMNq)

462 Bluebell and others: Bleeding is a real problem for me because I take a blood-thinner. The slightest scratch can become a real nuisance.

Quick-Clot is a great product, but it's kind of expensive. I have some that I take to the range, but I don't want to use it for minor bleeding.

Walmart sells Bleed-Stop, which only costs $4-5 for a box of three packets. It works great--you just pack the wound with powder and apply pressure.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 07, 2019 05:19 PM (hjaPQ)

463 Kodiak Island



Kodiak Island has a population of less than 14,000 people, and the
only reason renewables are competitive there is that normal fuels have
to be delivered by water. In the Gulf of Alaska. Which is... expensive.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2019 05:14 PM

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Went bear hunting there. There are more bears than people.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 07, 2019 05:19 PM (JUOKG)

464 436 > I can't say anything about those other places but Kodiak Island has a population of about 1500

Between 13 and 14,000.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2019 05:15 PM (0OWcv)

It's possible I was exaggerating. But yes, you're quite right. The point is that the comparison is idiotic due to mitigating factors. And no, they probably don't burn dried bear shit.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 07, 2019 05:19 PM (RD7QR)

465 Aspen Co.? bullfuckingshit.

Posted by: x at June 07, 2019 05:19 PM (nFwvY)

466 > Ask them how many backup diesel generators are on Kodiak Island?


To a first approximation, everyone on Kodiak Island owns their own generator.

Source: am Alaskan, know rural Alaskans.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2019 05:19 PM (0OWcv)

467 Pressure and some ice. bluebell. if it hasn't stopped, do wht captain obvious said, and get thee to an urgent care.
Posted by: Moki at June 07, 2019 05:16 PM (mFoNl)
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thanks moki- thats what ive been doing. hurts like hell.

Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:19 PM (aXucN)

468 It shouldn't be easier to vote than it is to buy a gun at retail.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 07, 2019 05:19 PM (DMUuz)

469
I watched his D-Day speech last night. It was powerful.

Had to do the Mike Myers "promised myself I wouldn't cry" bit several times.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 07, 2019 05:18 PM (xPJvm)

I came in from dog walk and Mrs. REDACTED was crying while watching his speech.

Usually reserved for the end of "Random Harvest" and such

Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2019 05:20 PM (DPjeO)

470 I knew a guy from Kodiak when I was in Soldotna as a youth. He was banned from ever returning to the island. There was some - unpleasantness. Cool guy though.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 07, 2019 05:20 PM (xPJvm)

471 Those are not puppies, CDB. They're spiders.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 07, 2019 05:20 PM (xJa6I)

472
You know what's the REAL patriotism?

Getting banned from the WH press pool for lying about a President's itinerary to the CBS home bureau, because you want to make him appear to be a prevaricator and undermine your own country's war effort in SE Asia.

Then, being fired and disgraced for doing it again with forged documents to undermine another President and another war effort.

That's the REAL sacrifice. The lives of the thousands of young men I've betrayed can't measure up to my sacrifices in the war for journalism.

Posted by: Dan Rather at June 07, 2019 05:20 PM (qUh6B)

473 Kodiak Island was getting 80% of its power from hydro. Now it's 99.7% hydro and wind.


So they switched to 3% wind (because ISLAND) and the rest hydro.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 07, 2019 05:20 PM (oVJmc)

474 Bluebell,
You do realize this is the finger you're going to hit things with, bump into things with, and get caught in stuff with. Annoying as hell.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 05:20 PM (TGayj)

475 Pressure and some ice. bluebell. if it hasn't stopped, do wht captain obvious said, and get thee to an urgent care.
Posted by: Moki


Pressure, ice, and elevate higher than the heart.
If all else fails, slap hot iron to it.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2019 05:20 PM (LDbTO)

476 459 thanks guys. typing with one hand. cut hand has been over my head forat least ten minutes with presuure. i cant even see what it looks like because as soon as i take the towel off the area covers with blood again.

no septic powder,

thanks captain obvious and gentleman. ill give it more time.
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:18 PM (aXucN)


You are going to need stitches.

Get the car keys.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 07, 2019 05:21 PM (sy5kK)

477 no crap, I was righter the first time. It was the Mk V.

People are going to make fun of me on the Gub Thread.

I'll just go out and come back in again.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 05:21 PM (pp7ze)

478 I love the idea of people promoting "green" communities where every house has a gasoline generator.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 05:21 PM (lPsvG)

479 bluebell, wrap some ice cubes in a thin towel and hold them in that hand.

Baking soda will work as a septic powder.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2019 05:21 PM (RuCB2)

480 Went bear hunting there. There are more bears than people.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 07, 2019 05:19 PM (JUOKG)


Do they bear arms?

Posted by: LGoPs at June 07, 2019 05:21 PM (bb4ns)

481 Lovely!

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 07, 2019 05:07 PM (ufFY


Link?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 07, 2019 05:21 PM (drDM7)

482 I saw where some of the nursing homes in Europe had hit on the idea of putting a fake bus stop right outside the facility. Granny sits down and waits for the bus, which of course never comes, and eventually someone notices her missing. Apparently it works pretty well, not 100% of the time of course, but often enough that it's worth it.



They had these in the bay area when i lived there! They even had signs and schedules posted.

Then they expanded the idea and even did it with light rail - they had tracks and stations. Never really saw a train, ...

So that's what they were up to!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 07, 2019 05:21 PM (LWu6U)

483 I believe that Warren is the most hateful, rage-inducing major Presidential candidate of my lifetime, & I first voted in 1968.

Warren is FAR worse that HRC, & I do so hope the DEMs force America to get a great big dose of her act. PLEASE!

Posted by: mnw at June 07, 2019 05:21 PM (Cssks)

484 This may be small consolation, but all bleeding eventually stops.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 07, 2019 05:22 PM (m45I2)

485 > I imagine the only viable renewable source there is wind because it blows constantly.

They do have some windmills there for show, but 80% of their energy is hydropower. They've got mountains, mountain streams, and plenty of rainfall.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2019 05:22 PM (0OWcv)

486 bluebell - try sticking your finger in corn starch and then elevate it.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 07, 2019 05:22 PM (lwiT4)

487 474
Bluebell,

You do realize this is the finger you're going to hit things with,
bump into things with, and get caught in stuff with. Annoying as hell.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 05:20 PM (TGayj)
He's right you know. Probably best to just finish the job and cut it all off now.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:22 PM (37IEG)

488
bluebell,

1. Pressure
2. Elevate
3. Have someone feed you Blue Bell ice cream, either Key Lime Mango Tart, or Blueberry.
4. After 10-15 minutes, or 1 pint, whichever occurs last, if still bleeding,
4a. Don black leather jacket
4b. Mount black muscle-car charger
4c. Hie thee to Urgent Care
4d. Live post during treatment

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 07, 2019 05:22 PM (DMUuz)

489 >>elevate, cool, and keep replacing the tissue until


...the Iron is glowing - almost white.

Then cauterize and cover with a maxi Pad.


Posted by: garrett at June 07, 2019 05:23 PM (Zjv2r)

490 Wonder if you could actually repeal the 2A without repealing the whole BoR.



It was a package deal, no ?

Posted by: REDACTED


It's not an all 10 or nothing deal. Nothing in the Constitution says so. Also, see the history of the 27th Amendment

Posted by: Gref at June 07, 2019 05:23 PM (AMIL/)

491 thanks muldoon. it is indeed small consolation.

im hosting a bridal shower tomorrow and i have a million things to finish.

ugh.

Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:23 PM (aXucN)

492 thanks captain obvious and gentleman. ill give it more time.




Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:18 PM---

Gentlemen? No need to be hurling insults.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 07, 2019 05:23 PM (JUOKG)

493 466 > Ask them how many backup diesel generators are on Kodiak Island?


To a first approximation, everyone on Kodiak Island owns their own generator.

Source: am Alaskan, know rural Alaskans.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2019 05:19 PM (0OWcv)




And just like that, in under an hour, the Sierra Club article has been debunked.

Can we go get beers now?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 07, 2019 05:23 PM (sy5kK)

494 OT - I just stupidly cut myself with a kitchen knife.
I sliced off part of my nail and a layer of skin underneath, and it's bleeding like a mofo. been about 10 minutes.



I'm seeing the Julia Childs SNL skit.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 05:24 PM (pp7ze)

495 I just found this adorable baby pic of the Tater:

https://tinyurl.com/yyeewomu

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2019 05:24 PM (ptqGC)

496 I don't think you want to put septic powder in an open wound. Maybe the word you are looking for is styptic.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 07, 2019 05:24 PM (m45I2)

497 Repeal Dan Rather.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 07, 2019 05:24 PM (Z+IKu)

498 I kinda think the "have a beer with mom" tack is not operative with Lieawatha anymore

That bitch is juiced

Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2019 05:24 PM (DPjeO)

499 Oil plants are renewable. Just add more oil.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 07, 2019 05:24 PM (oVJmc)

500 Oh, and Donny Two Scoops was with her.
lol

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 07, 2019 05:08 PM (ufFY
*******
why wasn't his hand on her mish, I hear he is a Sexpert at it

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 07, 2019 05:24 PM (BqBId)

501 Yikes - bluebell you need stitches!

Posted by: kallisto at June 07, 2019 05:24 PM (6bMel)

502 491
thanks muldoon. it is indeed small consolation.



im hosting a bridal shower tomorrow and i have a million things to finish.



ugh.



Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:23 PM (aXucN)
Oh shit oh dear. Just put a big honking gauze pad wrap on it swathed with tape and get it over with now. You're gonna bump it on every damn thing that comes in arms reach. Don't know WHY that happens, but that's what happens.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:25 PM (37IEG)

503 409 OT - I just stupidly cut myself with a kitchen knife.
I sliced off part of my nail and a layer of skin underneath, and it's bleeding like a mofo. been about 10 minutes. How long can i let it bleed without getting worried? I dont need to get it looked at, do i?
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:11 PM (aXucN)

I cut off a finger print pad once. It will bleed a lot. Went into the ER. All they did was clean it and used a non stick pad, gauze and pressure to stop the bleeding.

I had to use some artificial dermal pads for about four weeks while it healed. Didn't want the wound to stick to the gauze as it healed.

Posted by: rd at June 07, 2019 05:25 PM (EK+Pw)

504 > Can we go get beers now?

Sure. An Alaskan Amber and a Kodiak Island burger from Arctic Roadrunner would go down really well about now.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2019 05:26 PM (0OWcv)

505 I don't think you want to put septic powder in an open wound. Maybe the word you are looking for is styptic.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 07, 2019 05:24 PM (m45I2)
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Dont worry, im putting nothing on it. just ice wrapped a paper towel, pressure and above my head.

Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:26 PM (aXucN)

506 Muldoon, see, you knew what I meant.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 07, 2019 05:26 PM (RuCB2)

507 Corn starch is a good substitute for styptic powder. Get it on there, apply pressure with cotton pad, and elevate. That's what we do for dogs.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 07, 2019 05:26 PM (lwiT4)

508 463 Kodiak Island
---
Went bear hunting there. There are more bears than people.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 07, 2019 05:19 PM (JUOKG)


I guess that's why it's called Kodiak Island instead of People Island.

Posted by: rickl at June 07, 2019 05:26 PM (xjiRE)

509 AOSHQ - come for the political insights, stay for the free medical advice...


.,,.,.but only until you start feeling lightheaded, your speech begins to slur and your vision gets blurry.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 07, 2019 05:26 PM (m45I2)

510 >>Went bear hunting there. There are more bears than people.


You can't blame the bears for that. If you are a bear - People are tasty.

Posted by: garrett at June 07, 2019 05:27 PM (Zjv2r)

511 AOSHQ - come for the political insights, stay for the free medical advice...


.,,.,.but only until you start feeling lightheaded, your speech begins to slur and your vision gets blurry.
Posted by: Muldoon


Then you'd best stop drinking.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2019 05:27 PM (LDbTO)

512 Instead of ice cubes I hear the ice cream truck driving around

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2019 05:27 PM (BbGew)

513 >> ice wrapped a paper towel, pressure and above my head.


That will never work.

Fill it with gunpowder and then hit it with your lighter.

Posted by: Rambo at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (Zjv2r)

514 thanks captain obvious and gentleman. ill give it more time.




Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:18 PM---

Gentlemen? No need to be hurling insults.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 07, 2019 05:23 PM (JUOKG)

****

Adjusts tie.
Looks in mirror.
Smiles.
Winks.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (TGayj)

515 "cut myself with a kitchen knife."

Rub it with buffalo dung and wrap it with spiderwebs. Then apply a preparation of crab dip. That's how my ancestors did it.

Posted by: Lizzy "Eagle Eyes" Warren at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (UdKB7)

516 Corn starch is a good substitute for styptic powder. Get it on there, apply pressure with cotton pad, and elevate. That's what we do for dogs.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 07, 2019 05:26 PM (lwiT4)
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grammie its not a cut straight in, its a slice across the nail bed and part of my finger pad is exposed. i think its too big of a surface area for that.

Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (aXucN)

517 510
>>Went bear hunting there. There are more bears than people.





You can't blame the bears for that. If you are a bear - People are tasty.

Posted by: garrett at June 07, 2019 05:27 PM (Zjv2r)
Larsen - Far side - two polar bears standing outside the igloo.
One says "I like the crunchy outside"
Second one says "I like the chewy inside".

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (37IEG)

518 Goodness, bluebell!

My sister once had the finger nail and pad bitten off by a pony (when she was a little). The ER visit entailed a tetanus shot and heavy bandage.

Just remember, no good deed (the bridal shower you're hosting) ever goes un-punished. I've learned this lesson over and over.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (ptqGC)

519 > Do they bear arms?

Well, technically, they're bear legs, but yeah, they do use their front legs in a manner akin to arms sometimes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (0OWcv)

520 That's what we do for dogs.

That's when the fight started...

Posted by: human at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (0CeRG)

521 Went bear hunting there. There are more bears than people.


You can't blame the bears for that. If you are a bear - People are tasty.
Posted by: garrett


Campers in sleeping bags = soft tacos

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (LDbTO)

522 I just stupidly cut myself with a kitchen knife.
I sliced off part of my nail and a layer of skin underneath,


*******

Quick, go burgle a house, before the fingerprint grows back.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (m45I2)

523 OT - I just stupidly cut myself with a kitchen knife.
I sliced off part of my nail and a layer of skin underneath, and it's bleeding like a mofo. been about 10 minutes. How long can i let it bleed without getting worried? I dont need to get it looked at, do i?
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:11 PM (

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You're gonna die.

Posted by: WebMD at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (gC2IV)

524 This blog is often free medical advice

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (BbGew)

525 ice wrapped a paper towel, pressure and above my head.


That will never work.

Fill it with gunpowder and then hit it with your lighter.
Posted by: Rambo at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (Zjv2r)

****

Listen to Rambo. He's pre-med.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 05:29 PM (TGayj)

526 You can't blame the bears for that. If you are a bear - People are tasty.

Crunchy, too. And pairs well with salmon sushi fresh from the stream.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 07, 2019 05:29 PM (HaL55)

527 504 > Can we go get beers now?

Sure. An Alaskan Amber and a Kodiak Island burger from Arctic Roadrunner would go down really well about now.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2019 05:26 PM (0OWcv)

next door neighbors grew up on Kodiak Island, and went there a few months ago for the 40th HS anniversary.

Me, never been there (yet!), but have definitely had a number of Alaskan Ambers. Also Alaska Summer Ale, when in season.


Beer-battered fish and chips are best when using Alaskan Amber. Extra tarter sauce, please.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 07, 2019 05:29 PM (sy5kK)

528 Kodiak Island home of the nation's strategic reserve of camera mines.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 05:30 PM (lPsvG)

529
You're gonna die.

Posted by: WebMD at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (gC2IV)
Hey! That's the diagnosis you gave me for a hang nail!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:30 PM (37IEG)

530 503 I cut off a finger print pad once.

ah, the old biometric revocation procedure. second time I've seen it this week.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 07, 2019 05:30 PM (sGtp+)

531 Bluebell, go to the ER or an urgent care place. Tell them your blood won't stay on the inside. They'll get it sorted out.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at June 07, 2019 05:30 PM (t+qrx)

532 Adjusts tie.
Looks in mirror.
Smiles.
Winks.
Posted by: Diogenes

*****


Did Autocorrect change that last 'a' to an 'i'?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 07, 2019 05:30 PM (m45I2)

533 "496 I don't think you want to put septic powder in an open wound. Maybe the word you are looking for is styptic.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 07, 2019 05:24 PM (m45I2) "



*golf clap*
Thanks, Muldoon, that bothered me, too.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 07, 2019 05:30 PM (a5hgv)

534 I've brought my newly diabetic husband home from the hospital. He now assures me everything he was told by his doctor and diabetes advisor is "just a kind of guide-line".


Imma bout ready to give up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2019 05:31 PM (ptqGC)

535 You're gonna die.
Posted by: WebMD at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (gC2IV)


Bluebell, what ever you do don't go to webmd. That's exactly the diagnosis they give for everything.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 07, 2019 05:31 PM (aS1PU)

536 I don't know if you've ever considered the advantage of owning a really fine set of encyclopedias.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 05:31 PM (lPsvG)

537 524 This blog is often free of medical advice
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (BbGew)

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Edited.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 07, 2019 05:31 PM (qC1Sy)

538 286 267 NYC uses 11,000 MW/day of power. Rikers Island is 400 acres. A fourth of that is 100 acres, which would only yield 10 MW/day from solar! Eat shit AOC
Posted by: G marks the spot at June 07, 2019 04:48 PM (aKGcz)
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Don't be so hard on her. She probably got her efficiency and output figures from the solar energy lobby and then failed to do the arithmetic properly from an already-skewed baseline.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 04:50 PM (I2dne)

If you listen to the video, she's quoting some professor that conducted a 'study'.

Posted by: Tami at June 07, 2019 05:31 PM (cF8AT)

539 529
You're gonna die.

Posted by: WebMD at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (gC2IV)
Hey! That's the diagnosis you gave me for a hang nail!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:30 PM (37IEG)

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It's what we do.

Posted by: WebMD at June 07, 2019 05:31 PM (gC2IV)

540 i think its too big of a surface area for that.

Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (aXucN)

Petroleum jelly, then wrap a bandaid very tightly across the wound.


I have no idea if that will work, but I figure everyone else is giving you advice, so I wanted to join in.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2019 05:31 PM (wYseH)

541 > You're gonna die.

Yup. Just like the guy who got his weenis bit by the rattlesnake.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2019 05:32 PM (0OWcv)

542 510 >>Went bear hunting there. There are more bears than people.


You can't blame the bears for that. If you are a bear - People are tasty.
Posted by: garrett at June 07, 2019 05:27 PM (Zjv2r)


ketchup or mustard on your people - it is a big topic of conversation around here.

Posted by: Kodiak Bears at June 07, 2019 05:32 PM (sy5kK)

543 What a dipshit. The 2nd amendment hasn't been repealed because there isn't anything CLOSE to the level of support needed to do that.

You're more likely to ride a unicorn than see that in my lifetime, at least.

Posted by: deadrody at June 07, 2019 05:32 PM (o+um5)

544 Make sure your tetanus shot is up to date.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2019 05:32 PM (ptqGC)

545 Pretty sure I'm having a myocardial infarction or else it's athlete's foot. -- me, after looking at WebMD.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2019 05:33 PM (0OWcv)

546 Yikes, bluebell - take care of your finger?
And didn't the idea of an AoSHQ health tips book come up that time Cannibal Bob was dealing with a head laceration and was given all sorts of useful advice? Heh

Posted by: Lizzy at June 07, 2019 05:33 PM (W+vEI)

547
Petroleum jelly, then wrap a bandaid very tightly across the wound.


I have no idea if that will work, but I figure everyone else is giving you advice, so I wanted to join in.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2019 05:31 PM (wYseH)
It works great on burns, she should probably go stick the cut finger on a really hot stove before she uses the Petroleum Jelly on it.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:33 PM (37IEG)

548 I've brought my newly diabetic husband home from the hospital. He now
assures me everything he was told by his doctor and diabetes advisor is
"just a kind of guide-line".


Did you get a blood sugar number? B'Gal's younger son was diagnosed with diabetes about two weeks ago. Started him on pills immediately.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 07, 2019 05:33 PM (HaL55)

549 Did Autocorrect change that last 'a' to an 'i'?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 07, 2019 05:30 PM (m45I2)
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I no longer occupy an office by myself. Hard to hide the mirth with that remark.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 07, 2019 05:33 PM (qC1Sy)

550 534 I've brought my newly diabetic husband home from the hospital. He now assures me everything he was told by his doctor and diabetes advisor is "just a kind of guide-line".

Imma bout ready to give up.


just remember to make it look like an accident.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 07, 2019 05:33 PM (sGtp+)

551 Bluebell, what ever you do don't go to webmd. That's exactly the diagnosis they give for everything.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 07, 2019 05:31 PM (aS1PU)
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dont worry, im too chicken.

i called my husband and he will be home soon to take a look. hope he likes my outfit. whiteshirt with bright red polka dots all over it.

Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:33 PM (aXucN)

552
Bluebell, what ever you do don't go to webmd. That's exactly the diagnosis they give for everything.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 07, 2019 05:31 PM (aS1PU)

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Not true. Sometimes we diagnose cancer or monkeypox.

Posted by: WebMD at June 07, 2019 05:33 PM (gC2IV)

553 Pretty sure I'm having a myocardial infarction or else it's athlete's foot. -- me, after looking at WebMD.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2019 05:33 PM (0OWcv)


Or some exotic Clinton-esque STD.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2019 05:33 PM (ptqGC)

554 Make sure your tetanus shot is up to date.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2019 05:32 PM (ptqGC)



And rabies.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 07, 2019 05:33 PM (lwiT4)

555 In all seriousness, there's something called Walkers or Walter's ointment. It will stain your skin and everything else, but I know an old guy who nearly cut a leg off with a chainsaw. Put some of that purple mess on it and got right back to it a week or so later.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 05:33 PM (lPsvG)

556 Imma bout ready to give up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2019 05:31 PM (ptqGC)

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Drop him off at Bluebell's place. Or have him read Horde medical advice.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 05:34 PM (TGayj)

557 his blog is often free of medical advice


*******

But it has been known to keep people in stitches.


Which might come in handy in the current situation.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 07, 2019 05:34 PM (m45I2)

558 Just remember, no good deed (...) ever goes un-punished.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (ptqGC)


!!!

She seemed nice enough.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at June 07, 2019 05:34 PM (t+qrx)

559
Not true. Sometimes we diagnose cancer or monkeypox.

Posted by: WebMD at June 07, 2019 05:33 PM (gC2IV)
I was hopin for some Ebola? Got any of that in the diagnosis queue?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:34 PM (37IEG)

560 >> I've brought my newly diabetic husband home from the hospital. He now assures me everything he was told by his doctor and diabetes advisor is "just a kind of guide-line".


Up his Life Insurance and start serving Captain Crunch for breakfast, lunch AND dinner.

Posted by: garrett at June 07, 2019 05:35 PM (Zjv2r)

561 Bravo to university of Bama!

Posted by: Ha at June 07, 2019 05:35 PM (MAstk)

562 I have no idea if that will work, but I figure everyone else is giving you advice, so I wanted to join in.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2019 05:31 PM (wYseH)
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thanks. i thought youd tell me to tape an oyster on it.

Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:35 PM (aXucN)

563 552
Bluebell, what ever you do don't go to webmd. That's exactly the diagnosis they give for everything.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 07, 2019 05:31 PM (aS1PU)

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Not true. Sometimes we diagnose cancer or monkeypox.
Posted by: WebMD at June 07, 2019 05:33 PM (gC2IV)

Monkeys get the pox?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 07, 2019 05:35 PM (RD7QR)

564 Hell, google Dan Rather and Gun Control, and you can see all kinds of arguments for "compromise" and "common sense" ...starting 2018, last year.

And here he is with "Repeal the 2nd amendment."

This is ultimately the goal of all "compromisers."

Posted by: Andyzero at June 07, 2019 05:35 PM (a06dx)

565 Make sure your tetanus shot is up to date.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2019 05:32 PM (ptqGC)

And rabies.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 07, 2019 05:33 PM (lwiT4)


Ague.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at June 07, 2019 05:35 PM (t+qrx)

566 dont worry, im too chicken.

i called my husband and he will be home soon to take a look. hope he likes my outfit. whiteshirt with bright red polka dots all over it.
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2

*****

Blood splatter???
You didn't mention blood splatter!

So, a mystery!
How many bodies?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 05:35 PM (TGayj)

567
thanks. i thought youd tell me to tape an oyster on it.



Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:35 PM (aXucN)
No, oysters are for...you know....that part of the rifle that goes up.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:36 PM (37IEG)

568 i thought youd tell me to tape an oyster on it.

Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:35 PM (aXucN)

Nope...that is wasting God's bounty. How about a cauliflower poultice?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2019 05:36 PM (wYseH)

569 Bravo to university of Bama!

Thank you.

Umm, for what?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 07, 2019 05:36 PM (HaL55)

570 547
It works great on burns, she should probably go stick the cut finger on a really hot stove before she uses the Petroleum Jelly on it.

you mean "slap a hot iron to it"?

Posted by: Anachronda at June 07, 2019 05:36 PM (sGtp+)

571 So, I went and looked at MI, WI and PA for 2012-vs-2016 based on Ranmando's post and while he's right that Trump won by fewer votes than Stein received, it is a bit more complicated than that of course because it doesn't take into account performance of the three candidates in the context of turnout.

WI vs 2012
2016 turnout: -3.1%
2016 Green: +405.4%
2016 Republican: -0.2%
2016 Democrat: -14.7%
--> If surplus Green voters had been Dem voters under normal circumstances, Trump would have lost. The straight Republican-Republican comparison shows Trump modestly overperforming as compared to Romney.

PA vs 2012
2016 turnout: +7.2%
2016 Green: +234.0%
2016 Republican: +10.8%
2016 Democrat: -2.1%
--> If surplus Green voters had been Dem voters under normal circumstances, Trump would have lost. The straight Republican-Republican comparison shows Trump wildly overperforming as compared to Romney.

MI vs 2012
2016 turnout: +1.4%
2016 Green: +235.0%
2016 Republican: +7.78%
2016 Democrat: -11.5%
--> If surplus Green voters had been Dem voters under normal circumstances, Trump would have lost. The straight Republican-Republican comparison shows Trump wildly overperforming as compared to Romney.

No one ever said these states would be a walkover in 2020, and they won't be. But it is also foolish to put Hillary's loss at the feet of the green party. Had Trump lost all three of these states, he would have lost the election - but he did not need to carry all three of them to win (any one would have put him over the top, all other things being equal). In a straight two-party vote, Trump would probably have won at least one of these contests - probably one his narrowest victories (Michigan) - anyway on a turnout advantage (most protest voters are probably not going to pull the lever for Clinton in the absence of other options).

But Jill Stein wasn't the problem in 2016. Hillary Clinton was the problem in 2016. The difference in Stein's totals was the Democrat protest vote because Clinton was an awful candidate and would have been a terrible president.

Trump probably needs one - not all - of these states to get to 270 in 2020. I suspect he's gonna get at least one of them. Time will tell. But don't blame the Green Party dunderhead for Hillary's loss. Put that blame where it belongs. Put that blame on Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 05:36 PM (I2dne)

572 Speaking of Raimondo, I'll bet Oberlin's Meredith Raimondo is updating her resume right about now.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis


It's cute you think they'll fire her.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2019 05:36 PM (cXV7n)

573 Accidentally cutting oneself is often a symptom of Ebola.

Posted by: WebMD at June 07, 2019 05:36 PM (gC2IV)

574 >>i called my husband and he will be home soon to take a look. hope he likes my outfit. whiteshirt with bright red polka dots all over it.


'Mommy, why am I bleeding?' - is the phrase you should use as soon as he starts drinking.

Posted by: garrett at June 07, 2019 05:37 PM (Zjv2r)

575 Oh dear heavens bluebell, your description is giving me shivers.

I have shingles and mumps at the same time (no, I don't know how) and that is STILL less painful than what you described.

Posted by: Moki at June 07, 2019 05:37 PM (mFoNl)

576 "i called my husband and he will be home soon to take a look. hope he likes my outfit. whiteshirt with bright red polka dots all over it.

Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:33 PM (aXucN) "



LOL, that's why I have so many black t-shirts, it doesn't show.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 07, 2019 05:37 PM (a5hgv)

577
you mean "slap a hot iron to it"?

Posted by: Anachronda at June 07, 2019 05:36 PM (sGtp+)
Slap it on a hot iron then!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:37 PM (37IEG)

578 i called my husband and he will be home soon to take
a look. hope he likes my outfit. whiteshirt with bright red polka dots
all over it.



Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:33 PM (aXucN)


Eleven years ago I had a heart issue that caused me to pass out in the middle of the night, right after peeing.

I broke the orbit of my right eye in two places, my right cheekbone, and was cut all the way to the bone under my eye.

At the ER they sent a plastic surgeon to repair the awful cut, and sent me home with antibiotics and at my urging, some pain meds.

Husband brought me home, gave me a pain pill, and put me to bed. In my dried, bloody nightgown and bloody hair.

Later, when I saw myself, he was like, "What?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2019 05:37 PM (ptqGC)

579 569



WOW: University of Alabama is returning a $21.5 million gift from its largest donor AND taking his name off the law school after he called for Alabama, including the university, to be boycotted over the new abortion law.

Posted by: Ha at June 07, 2019 05:38 PM (MAstk)

580 >> How about a cauliflower poultice?


Good idea. You don't want to sacrifice your Ketosis using Corn Starch or Flour.

Posted by: garrett at June 07, 2019 05:38 PM (Zjv2r)

581 569 Bravo to university of Bama!

Thank you.

Umm, for what?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 07, 2019 05:36 PM (HaL55)


Guessing for giving back that $21 million to the alum that tried to tell the U of A law school how to think.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 07, 2019 05:38 PM (sy5kK)

582 bluebell, I texted Bander about your problem and he recommends embalming.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 07, 2019 05:38 PM (GbPPJ)

583 Me, never been there (yet!), but have definitely had a number of Alaskan Ambers. Also Alaska Summer Ale, when in season.





Beer-battered fish and chips are best when using Alaskan Amber. Extra tarter sauce, please.






Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 07, 2019 05:29 PM

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Summer in Alaska lasts two weeks. Lived there for four years out on Adak island.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 07, 2019 05:38 PM (JUOKG)

584 Accidentally cutting oneself is often a symptom of Ebola.
Posted by: WebMD at June 07, 2019 05:36 PM (gC2IV)
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ok that made me laugh. except i live close to the hot zone so not really funny.

Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:38 PM (aXucN)

585 ketchup or mustard on your people - it is a big topic of conversation around here.

Posted by: Kodiak Bears at June 07, 2019 05:32 PM (sy5kK)


Silly rabbit. Bears prefer bearnaise sauce.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 07, 2019 05:39 PM (bb4ns)

586 I have shingles and mumps at the same time (no, I don't know how) and that is STILL less painful than what you described.

Posted by: Moki at June 07, 2019 05:37 PM (mFoNl)



Shingles AND mumps? Together? Oh dear, you poor thing.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 07, 2019 05:39 PM (lwiT4)

587
ok that made me laugh. except i live close to the hot zone so not really funny.



Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:38 PM (aXucN)
Wait...WHAT?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:39 PM (37IEG)

588 569 Bravo to university of Bama!
Thank you.
Umm, for what?
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https://tinyurl.com/y2rp7vyc

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 07, 2019 05:39 PM (hjaPQ)

589 Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:28 PM (aXucN)

If it is still bleeding?

My suggestion is either urgent care or ER. That is what i did.

They will know what to do. More importantly, they will tell you what to do to keep it healthy while it heals. Make sure your tetanus shot is up to date. See if you can score some wimpy oxy for the pain too. Because it does hurt the first few days.

Posted by: rd at June 07, 2019 05:39 PM (EK+Pw)

590 Whatever you do DO NOT put a poultrice on it.

I'm assuming here that a poultrice is a female chicken.


Maybe I'd better go look that up.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 07, 2019 05:39 PM (m45I2)

591 I have shingles and mumps at the same time (no, I don't know how) and that is STILL less painful than what you described.
Posted by: Moki at June 07, 2019 05:37 PM (mFoNl)
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what??? no!!!!!

Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:39 PM (aXucN)

592 You're gonna die.

Yup. Just like the guy who got his weenis bit by the rattlesnake.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Guy gets snake bit on his weenis. Buddy runs to town. Asks doc what he should do. Doc tells him to cut two x's over the bite holes and suck the poison out. Buddy goes back out to woods. Bit friend asks what the doctor said. Buddy says, "you're gonna die".

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2019 05:40 PM (LDbTO)

593
Later, when I saw myself, he was like, "What?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2019 05:37 PM (ptqGC)



I hope to goodness he told you you were beautiful.

Posted by: Moki at June 07, 2019 05:40 PM (mFoNl)

594 duct tape works like a charm bb.

until you have to take it off, but not to worry about that NOW.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2019 05:40 PM (d7Ww2)

595 Hypocrite fascists on the left are going to get their heads beaten in and laughed at as they lay dying in the gutter. And that goes for Romney as well.

Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at June 07, 2019 05:40 PM (h2uCY)

596 Guessing for giving back that $21 million to the alum that tried to tell the U of A law school how to think.


Good. I'm proud of all my cousins back home in Alabama.

That's how you do it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 07, 2019 05:41 PM (HaL55)

597 Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:23 PM (aXucN)
Oh shit oh dear. Just put a big honking gauze pad wrap on it swathed with tape and get it over with now. You're gonna bump it on every damn thing that comes in arms reach. Don't know WHY that happens, but that's what happens.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:25 PM (37IEG)

yeah, you gave the best advice, wrap it up and keep pressure on it. You didn't slice an artery, so it will dry up soon, but it's gonna hurt.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2019 05:41 PM (Kpl3J)

598 still bleeding. ouch.

Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:41 PM (aXucN)

599 >>ok that made me laugh. except i live close to the hot zone so not really funny.


At least you're not near the Typhus/Bubonic plague vector, LA, eh? What's a little marburg virus between friends and housepets and monkeys?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 07, 2019 05:42 PM (W+vEI)

600 I hope to goodness he told you you were beautiful.

Posted by: Moki at June 07, 2019 05:40 PM (mFoNl)


I was disturbed he hurried off to work and didn't think maybeeeee he should have helped me into a clean nightgown.

And I am horrified you have shingles, let alone mumps! How in the world????

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2019 05:42 PM (ptqGC)

601 It's itchy...really itchy.

Maybe I should see a doctor.

Posted by: Kurt at June 07, 2019 05:42 PM (+dcjm)

602 Maybe its acute angina? .... I know there is a joke in there somewhere. :-)

Posted by: DXO at June 07, 2019 05:42 PM (nzKWW)

603 >>I had a heart issue that caused me to pass out in the middle of the night, right after peeing.

I broke the orbit of my right eye in two places, my right cheekbone, and was cut all the way to the bone under my eye.

!!!!!

That's it -- I am never peeing again.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 07, 2019 05:42 PM (LWu6U)

604 >> still bleeding.


That's good. The foul humours are almost exclusively in the finger blood.

Best to get it out now.

Posted by: garrett at June 07, 2019 05:42 PM (Zjv2r)

605 Just make sure the doc gives you a treatment sheet that mentions lots of rest and that you can have all the ice cream you want.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at June 07, 2019 05:42 PM (t+qrx)

606 still bleeding. ouch.



Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:41 PM (aXucN)



The blood is washing the rabies out.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 07, 2019 05:42 PM (lwiT4)

607 583 Me, never been there (yet!), but have definitely had a number of Alaskan Ambers. Also Alaska Summer Ale, when in season.





Beer-battered fish and chips are best when using Alaskan Amber. Extra tarter sauce, please.






Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 07, 2019 05:29 PM

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Summer in Alaska lasts two weeks. Lived there for four years out on Adak island.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 07, 2019 05:38 PM (JUOKG)

Adak is not exactly representative. In fact Attu, Kiska, Adak and so on were put on Earth to test people and punish the Aleuts for eating weird stuff. I think I read that somewhere.

Anyway, you get about 10 weeks of summer in Anchorage. Garden spot, you know.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 07, 2019 05:42 PM (RD7QR)

608 bluebell, I texted Bander about your problem and he recommends embalming.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 07, 2019 05:38 PM (GbPPJ)
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excellent. as soon as i bleed out ill get right on iy.

Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:42 PM (aXucN)

609
Shingles AND mumps? Together? Oh dear, you poor thing.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 07, 2019 05:39 PM (lwiT4)

I am drawing comparisons to Sloth from Goonies. My face is swollen six ways to Sunday.

Still would take that over bluebell's death finger.

Posted by: Moki at June 07, 2019 05:42 PM (mFoNl)

610 My disrespect for Rather goes all the way back to 1975 when the shithead put on a wholly bullshit anti-hunter program called "The Guns of Autumn."Just like now - he's a fabulist of the first order.
Fuck him.

Posted by: Spankmeister at June 07, 2019 05:43 PM (dn8lZ)

611
still bleeding. ouch.



Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:41 PM (aXucN)


Get your husband to take you to the nearest urgent care.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2019 05:43 PM (ptqGC)

612 Last bit of advice I'm going to offer here:

Stay away from the light!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 07, 2019 05:43 PM (m45I2)

613 still bleeding. ouch.

The only answer is amputation. Do you have a sharp knife... Oh, I guess you do.

Posted by: It's me donna at June 07, 2019 05:43 PM (O2RFr)

614 We had a cure at Washington State University. Make a batch of fondue with Cougar Gold cheese, slam down two beers and dip finger into the melted cheese.
Once you regain consciousness, enjoy the fondue. Finish beer.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 05:43 PM (TGayj)

615 You know Dems are desperate when they start pretending to care about "honor" and "patriotism".

Posted by: ... at June 07, 2019 05:43 PM (uEbPt)

616 That's good. The foul humours are almost exclusively in the finger blood.

Best to get it out now.
Posted by: garrett

that's some pretty funny shit right there.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2019 05:43 PM (d7Ww2)

617 jane i remember that story. ouch.

no moki, youre way worse off than i. God bless you. get better.

Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:44 PM (aXucN)

618 Worrying about Ebola is also a symptom of Ebola.

Posted by: WebMD at June 07, 2019 05:44 PM (gC2IV)

619 429 Link from CTH

https://tinyurl.com/yxe3pweh
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2019 05:15 PM (ahS0B)
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Love It!!!

Posted by: redridinghood at June 07, 2019 05:44 PM (RBOtF)

620 I advise a strict regimen of tinctures and unguents, interspersed with prayers from you local shaman to ward off demons.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 07, 2019 05:44 PM (xPJvm)

621
yeah, you gave the best advice, wrap it up and
keep pressure on it. You didn't slice an artery, so it will dry up
soon, but it's gonna hurt.



Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2019 05:41 PM (Kpl3J)
Some friends brought me a very nice (mail) steel mesh glove for kitchen work - because they were unhappy about the quality of the finger tip in the bruschetta.

This is how I know about big honking gauze wraps on finger tips.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:44 PM (37IEG)

622 I am drawing comparisons to Sloth from Goonies. My face is swollen six ways to Sunday.



Still would take that over bluebell's death finger.

Posted by: Moki at June 07, 2019 05:42 PM (mFoNl)



But shingles is so darn painful! And to have it along with the mumps! Do you like gin?

Posted by: grammie winger at June 07, 2019 05:44 PM (lwiT4)

623 CBD, you're an asshat.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2019 05:44 PM (d7Ww2)

624 Watching my husband trying to figure out the gadget that reads his blood sugar. Of course, he didn't bother to read all the instructions.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2019 05:44 PM (ptqGC)

625 Btw the Gop in PA has made good voter registration gains since 16.

Posted by: Ha at June 07, 2019 05:45 PM (MAstk)

626 If you don't let men infected with horrible diseases after visiting sh*tholes come back to the United States to use the girls restroom in target then the terrorists win.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 05:45 PM (lPsvG)

627 I've brought my newly diabetic husband home from the hospital.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2019 05:31 PM


So Doogie was right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 07, 2019 05:45 PM (DMUuz)

628 "duct tape works like a charm bb.
until you have to take it off,"

Just wait until it falls off. The tape, not your finger.

Posted by: freaked at June 07, 2019 05:45 PM (UdKB7)

629 Some friends brought me a very nice (mail) steel mesh glove for kitchen work - because they were unhappy about the quality of the finger tip in the bruschetta.

This is how I know about big honking gauze wraps on finger tips.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:44 PM (37IEG)
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i have one. in a box in the pantry. dumb i know.

Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:45 PM (aXucN)

630 >>My suggestion is either urgent care or ER. That is what i did.

They will know what to do. More importantly, they will tell you what to do to keep it healthy while it heals. Make sure your tetanus shot is up to date. See if you can score some wimpy oxy for the pain too. Because it does hurt the first few days.
- - -
Sane advice. However, Fairfax Inova ER on a Friday night is nightmare.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 07, 2019 05:45 PM (W+vEI)

631 When I do carpentry I use masking tape as a bandaid. It actually works better than a bandaid, and I can replace it whenever it gets wet.

It protects and seals. It really is magical stuff compared to a real bandaid.

and it comes off easy.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 07, 2019 05:45 PM (LWu6U)

632 Worrying about Ebola is also a symptom of Ebola.
Posted by: WebMD at June 07, 2019 05:44 PM (gC2IV)


Don't take ebola if you're allergic to ebola.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 07, 2019 05:45 PM (aS1PU)

633 Hi Jane... I hope you are doing a little better.

Posted by: ... at June 07, 2019 05:46 PM (uEbPt)

634 bluebell, there's a kind of finger compression bandage they have with quick-clot on it. It's like a tiny sock for your finger. They gave me one at the ER once after a disagreement with a mandolin slicer, because there wasn't any place to apply pressure besides the fingertip, and that was already in the salad.

Unless you have that kind of thing, go get them to fix you.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at June 07, 2019 05:46 PM (t+qrx)

635 Two words:

FLEX SEAL!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 07, 2019 05:46 PM (xPJvm)

636 >>Of course, he didn't bother to read all the instructions.


Remove all other reading materials from his bathroom and leave just the instructions.

He'll be a certified instructor by tomorrow afternoon.

Posted by: garrett at June 07, 2019 05:46 PM (Zjv2r)

637 Accidentally cutting oneself is often a symptom of Ebola.
Posted by: WebMD
----------

This is a national disgrace, and unpatriotic. We should adopt laws like the UK, where nothing sharper than a butter knife is legal.

Posted by: Dan Rather at June 07, 2019 05:46 PM (6ro7i)

638 603 >>I had a heart issue that caused me to pass out in the middle of the night, right after peeing.

I broke the orbit of my right eye in two places, my right cheekbone, and was cut all the way to the bone under my eye.

!!!!!

That's it -- I am never peeing again.

A couple years back, I had bronchitis bad, woke up coughing, felt like I couldn't breathe, knew I had to get to the bathroom to get a drink of water, half way there just blacked out - wife said she though she felt the house shake when I hit the floor. Really jacked my back up for a while.

But I felt lucky, because at about the same time, a friend of mine with the same thing passed out in his bathroom, fell forward, and he hit the faucet with his face and actually punctured his Eyeball, so that all the goop ran out.

Now that is about the most horrific home injury I've heard of.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2019 05:46 PM (Kpl3J)

639 Ace bring ebola encourage strand. Americans dies of airborne knockwurst. You just fleegle all these people!

Posted by: Krut at June 07, 2019 05:46 PM (RD7QR)

640 It's okay bluebell, that blood, it's just weakness leaving your body.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:46 PM (37IEG)

641 The foul humours are almost exclusively in the finger blood.

Posted by: garrett at June 07, 2019 05:42 PM (Zjv2r)

Absolutely. And close the windows! That bad air will kill you!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2019 05:47 PM (wYseH)

642 Said donor, Hugh Culverhouse, originally wanted Bama to return $10M. They sent all $21M back to him instead.

I tried to link to the most excellent response from the school that said, "donors don't control what we do" but Pixy's hamsters wouldn't let me, again.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 07, 2019 05:47 PM (HaL55)

643 601 Ebola ? Yeah I remember that one
Ace didn't want any Americans who had contracted Ebola to be allowed to return to the USA too dangerous
CDC says that it is not a likely airborne transmitsble disease and that all known cases have been as a result of contact with fluids
If it WERE likely transmitanle through sneezing or coughing it would be a much much larger problem
Posted by: Kurt

that's why the 2 Dallas nurses caught it too. they were smearing themselves with guys body fluids.

Posted by: x at June 07, 2019 05:47 PM (nFwvY)

644 "duct tape works like a charm bb.
until you have to take it off,"

Just wait until it falls off. The tape, not your finger.
Posted by: freaked


If done correctly, duct tape falls off.
If done incorrectly, both fall off.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2019 05:47 PM (LDbTO)

645 It's okay bluebell, that blood, it's just weakness leaving your body.

Yes, I suggest leeches

Posted by: It's me donna at June 07, 2019 05:47 PM (O2RFr)

646 Bluebell,

The problem with that kind of cut is that they can not stitch, so unless you need tetanus shot there is nothing they can really do in the ER other than pain meds.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 07, 2019 05:47 PM (LWu6U)

647 lizzy theres a stand alone inova urgent care near me. if i have to go thats where ill go. just waiting for my husband. i should probably get it looked at. lasrt tetanus shot was more than 10 years.

Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:48 PM (aXucN)

648 See if you can score some wimpy oxy for the pain too. Because
it does hurt the first few days.


Lol. As if. Around here you'd better have a limb torn off to get anything that actually kills pain.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2019 05:48 PM (ptqGC)

649 If you do wrap your hand in duck tape you can eider use teal or long island. It really doesn't mallard which.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 07, 2019 05:48 PM (bb4ns)

650 If it WERE likely transmitanle through sneezing or coughing it would be a much much larger problem
Posted by: Kurt


What do you think sneeze droplets are made of?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2019 05:48 PM (LDbTO)

651 I've found that 'liguid bandage' is better at stopping bleeding than a bandage, for some values of 'bleeding'.

Stings like hell, but that distracts from the bothersome preoccupation with blood loss.

Posted by: Dan Rather at June 07, 2019 05:48 PM (6ro7i)

652
LOLOLOL.

When Jonah Goldberg and Steve Hayes (Titans of Principled Journalisming&trade announced that they'd be starting their "New Venture" with a newsletter that you could sign up for by emailing them at "hayesgoldberg2019@gmail.com," I thought it was sad.

They didn't even have a custom URL.

You can get that for $15.00/yr with a couple emails, too.

IOW, it costs less than a pair of pants.

But they have their amazing "new venture" off the ground now.

I know, because I sent an email to hayesgoldberg2019 telling them "LOL, GF" and they added to me their list.

I received my first "Jonah" newsletter today (no "Steve" newsletter yet) and it's exactly what you'd expect... he talks like a fag and his shit is all retarded.

But the best part is, it still comes from that gmail address. They still haven't registered a domain for their new super-awesome venture.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2019 05:48 PM (qUh6B)

653 "Just wait until it falls off..."

Posted by: freaked at June 07, 2019 05:45 PM (UdKB7)
You sound like that Vietnamese doctor.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 07, 2019 05:48 PM (37IEG)

654 You're gonna die.
******
Oh my god...
Jump!

[Verse 1]
Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games
We got everything you want, honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey, we got your disease

[Chorus]
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your shun n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees, knees
Ohhh ah, I wanna watch you bleed

[Verse 2]
Welcome to the jungle, we take it day by day
If you want it you're going to bleed, but it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy girl, very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights, but you won't get there for free

[Chorus]
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my, my serpentine
Ohhh ah, I wanna hear you scream

[Verse 3]
Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here everyday
You learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see, you'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want, but you better not take it from me

[Chorus]
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your shun n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees, knees
Uh oh, I wanna watch you bleed

[Bridge]
And when you're high, you never
Ever want to come down
So down, so down, so down, yeah!

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]
You know where you are?
You're in the jungle, baby
You're gonna die

[Chorus]
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your shun n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees, knees
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my, my serpentine
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your shun n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees, knees

[Outro]
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your, it's going to bring you down, huh

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 07, 2019 05:48 PM (BqBId)

655 I've found that 'liguid bandage' is better at stopping bleeding than a bandage, for some values of 'bleeding'.

Stings like hell, but that distracts from the bothersome preoccupation with blood loss.
Posted by: Dan Rather at June 07, 2019 05:48 PM (6ro7i)
++++++++++++
I assume this is a lie.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 05:48 PM (I2dne)

656 571. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 05:36 PM (I2dne

Don't forget the Egg McMuffin vote. That was a Republican NeverTrumper protest vote. How many of those WILL Vote President Trump next time? How many stayed home? Will they stay home again? Unless you are a Washington DC uniparty apparatchik, PDT has likely earned your vote in 2020.

And if President Trump hasn't earned your Republican Establishment vote, FOAD.

Posted by: rd at June 07, 2019 05:49 PM (EK+Pw)

657 I'm sure bluebell we'll be OK, but just in case...dibs on her stuff!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 07, 2019 05:49 PM (gC2IV)

658 How ya doing BBells?
Getting dizzy?
How many fingers am I holding up?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 05:49 PM (TGayj)

659 646 Bluebell,

The problem with that kind of cut is that they can not stitch, so unless you need tetanus shot there is nothing they can really do in the ER other than pain meds.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 07, 2019 05:47 PM (LWu6U)

it reminds me of the time I fell and got a hairline fracture in my pelvis, it's not like I could put it in a sling.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2019 05:49 PM (Kpl3J)

660 What do you think sneeze droplets are made of?
Posted by: rickb223
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Mine are rose petals.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2019 05:49 PM (6ro7i)

661
lizzy theres a stand alone inova urgent care near me. if i have to go
thats where ill go. just waiting for my husband. i should probably get
it looked at. lasrt tetanus shot was more than 10 years.



Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:48 PM (aXucN)

You definitely need a tetanus shot, and probably an antibiotic, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2019 05:49 PM (ptqGC)

662 Nood.

Posted by: golfman at June 07, 2019 05:49 PM (OE84+)

663 Alabama football's visitors locker room was funded by a donor named Fail.

Visitors gather and prepare in The Fail Room.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 07, 2019 05:49 PM (lPsvG)

664 Grammie, I have an allergy to alcohol. It causes me to stop breathing, and that's messed up now with competing microbes. What's weird is I started shingles a month ago, and went to the ER (hint hint bluebell) and got antivirals. It stopped it, but apparently just for a few weeks. It's back like Terminator.

Kid started the months on Monday, I got them yesterday. The wimmens in our house are a mess. The men are staying away from us.

Except the puppy. Who keeps trying to sit on my laptop. He;s 50 pounds now. At four months.

Posted by: Moki at June 07, 2019 05:49 PM (mFoNl)

665 643 601 Ebola ? Yeah I remember that one
Ace didn't want any Americans who had contracted Ebola to be allowed to return to the USA too dangerous
CDC says that it is not a likely airborne transmitsble disease and that all known cases have been as a result of contact with fluids
If it WERE likely transmitanle through sneezing or coughing it would be a much much larger problem
Posted by: Kurt


You have to add that the experts, at the time, had no idea how it was being transmitted and in the clinics in Africa people had to wear full bio suits and respirators.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 07, 2019 05:49 PM (LWu6U)

666 >>lizzy theres a stand alone inova urgent care near me. if i have to go thats where ill go. just waiting for my husband. i should probably get it looked at. lasrt tetanus shot was more than 10 years

Posted by: Lizzy at June 07, 2019 05:49 PM (W+vEI)

667 kleenix, duct tape. it works, I didn't find the original wound, but I cut off the end of my finger slicing potatos, taped it back on, I still have a whole finger without feeling in the tip.

Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 05:49 PM (r/xAU)

668 See if you can score some wimpy oxy for the pain too. Because
it does hurt the first few days.

Lol. As if. Around here you'd better have a limb torn off to get anything that actually kills pain.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


Single malt Macallan. 18 years.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2019 05:50 PM (LDbTO)

669 Oh, good. bluebell!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 07, 2019 05:50 PM (W+vEI)

670 But the best part is, it still comes from that gmail address. They still haven't registered a domain for their new super-awesome venture.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2019 05:48 PM (qUh6B)
++++++++++++
They don't appear to succeeding at the "milk donors for filthy lucre" game very well. That or they've just ignored all pretense and are just pocketing *all* the money without that pesky overhead.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 05:50 PM (I2dne)

671 bluebell, I texted Bander about your problem and he recommends embalming.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 07, 2019 05:38 PM

=====

excellent. as soon as i bleed out ill get right on iy.
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:42 PM


Exsanguinator clients are fairly rare. We offer bonus frequent embalming points for their thoughtfulness.

Posted by: National Undertakers - "You stab 'em, we slab 'em!" at June 07, 2019 05:50 PM (DMUuz)

672 Watching my husband trying to figure out the gadget
that reads his blood sugar. Of course, he didn't bother to read all the
instructions.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 07, 2019 05:44 PM (ptqGC)
Did he take it apart, and upon putting it together now has pieces left over?

Posted by: typical guys everywhere at June 07, 2019 05:50 PM (K1IUD)

673 Bluebell, didn't you just announce that the Virginia state liquor stores were having a big sale?

Just grab a bottle out of the cases you bought and start drinking.


I suggest an Old Fashion to start, because it is stirred and can be made with one hand.

Then when your husband gets home he can shake you a couple of martinis.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2019 05:50 PM (wYseH)

674 I'd go with the flex seal suggestion. once you use you keep finding other uses for it.

Posted by: x at June 07, 2019 05:50 PM (nFwvY)

675 I assume this is a lie.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
---------

Yeah, actually the liquid bandage stuff is really soothing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2019 05:50 PM (6ro7i)

676 How ya doing BBells?
Getting dizzy?
How many fingers am I holding up?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 05:49 PM (TGayj)
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alittle woozy because i hate this stuf. and, 11.

Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:50 PM (aXucN)

677 nevermind, if you aren't up on your tetanus it's best to go to doc.

Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 05:51 PM (r/xAU)

678 Don't forget the Egg McMuffin vote. That was a Republican NeverTrumper protest vote. How many of those WILL Vote President Trump next time? How many stayed home? Will they stay home again? Unless you are a Washington DC uniparty apparatchik, PDT has likely earned your vote in 2020.

And if President Trump hasn't earned your Republican Establishment vote, FOAD.
Posted by: rd at June 07, 2019 05:49 PM (EK+Pw)
+++++++++++
Also Gary Johnson, who was a split Dem+Rep protest vote (probably slight favor to Dem in some states).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 05:51 PM (I2dne)

679 646 Bluebell,
******
Liquid Skin/Newskin at Store/Pharmacy will burn like a MFer but it seals it

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 07, 2019 05:51 PM (BqBId)

680 The law school adopted the name "Culverhouse School of Law" after the huge donation. In returning the donation, the board announced that Culverhouse would be dropped from the school's name. Get this--they've already removed it from the law school's sign.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 07, 2019 05:51 PM (hjaPQ)

681 Yeah, actually the liquid bandage stuff is really soothing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2019 05:50 PM (6ro7i)
++++++++
I have heard that. I was making fun of him leaving the "Dan Rather" sock on

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 05:51 PM (I2dne)

682 2 retarded dipshit hipsters decide they need to go deer hunting. While stalking out in the woods, hipster 1 hears a rustle and shoots. He runs over to find he shot his buddy. After a long and arduous struggle, hipster 1 gets his buddy to the ER and the trauma team gets to work. After 5 minutes, the doctor comes out to talk. "Is he gonna be o.k., doc?", asks the stupid fucking idiot hipster.
"Well", replies the doctor, " I think he would have made it if you hadn't gutted him first."

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: monkey at June 07, 2019 05:51 PM (h2uCY)

683 I want someone to try super glue and tell me if its a good home remedy.

Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 05:51 PM (r/xAU)

684 "This is a national disgrace, and unpatriotic. We should adopt laws like the UK, where nothing sharper than a butter knife is legal.

Posted by: Dan Rather at June 07, 2019 05:46 PM (6ro7i) "


Actually they seem to be confiscating those in street sweeps lately.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 07, 2019 05:51 PM (a5hgv)

685
Anyway, you get about 10 weeks of summer in Anchorage. Garden spot, you know.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 07, 2019 05:42 PM (RD7QR)

Spent a week a few years back, starting from Anchorage, then the entire Kenai Peninsula to Homer. Drove the Sterling Highway at 3am, with sunlight.

#!$!*^^&%!(!!$$! AWESOME!

Only had to dodge one moose crossing the road.

It was in mid-June, however. All the snow was gone.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 07, 2019 05:51 PM (sy5kK)

686 CBD my order is sitting at the abc store waiting for me to get it. not bloody likely ha ha.

Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:51 PM (aXucN)

687 I'd go with the flex seal suggestion. once you use you keep finding other uses for it.
Posted by: x
-----------

Handy for making up a hernia truss, though it's best to shave that area first.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2019 05:52 PM (6ro7i)

688 in the clinics in Africa people had to wear full bio suits and respirators.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 07, 2019 05:49 PM (LWu6U)

And some of them still got Ebola and died.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2019 05:52 PM (wYseH)

689 - - -
Sane advice. However, Fairfax Inova ER on a Friday night is nightmare.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 07, 2019 05:45 PM (W+vEI)

been there, done that, got the bill.

Posted by: Moki at June 07, 2019 05:52 PM (mFoNl)

690 kleenix, duct tape. it works, I didn't find the original wound, but I cut off the end of my finger slicing potatos, taped it back on, I still have a whole finger without feeling in the tip.
Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 05:49 PM (r/xAU)


I have to say, you're not really selling this here, willow.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at June 07, 2019 05:52 PM (t+qrx)

691 hogmartin, Ha, I use that finger to amaze the kids!

Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 05:53 PM (r/xAU)

692 Liquid Skin/Newskin at Store/Pharmacy will burn like a MFer but it seals it
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 07, 2019 05:51 PM (BqBId)
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i know but this is too big. and still bleeding.

Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:53 PM (aXucN)

693 Single malt Macallan. 18 years.
Posted by: rickb223 at June

****

18year?
It's only a finger. But ok. It is Bluebell.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 05:53 PM (TGayj)

694 I have heard that. I was making fun of him leaving the "Dan Rather" sock on
Posted by: Joe Mannix
---------

I know. I am 'him'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2019 05:53 PM (6ro7i)

695 hog, where's your sense of adventure?

You must be all rolling in dough.

Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 05:54 PM (r/xAU)

696 bluebell, it's time to go to the urgent care. go. now.

Posted by: Moki at June 07, 2019 05:54 PM (mFoNl)

697 >>Ace didn't want any Americans who had contracted Ebola to be allowed to return to the USA too dangerous

It's so racist to not want people with highly infectious disease to come into our country, particularly via mass transit (airplanes) where they could potentially infect 10's, 100's, even thousands of people, huh? And IIRC, America was the only country that was even talking about restricting visitors from the Ebola outbreak countries. /s

Posted by: Lizzy at June 07, 2019 05:55 PM (W+vEI)

698
i know but this is too big. and still bleeding.
Posted by: bluebell
--------------

Pressure...continuous. Well, until the fingertip turns black.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2019 05:55 PM (6ro7i)

699 I know. I am 'him'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2019 05:53 PM (6ro7i)
+++++++++
And that's what I get for not checking hashes.

/me slinks away in shame

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2019 05:55 PM (I2dne)

700 alittle woozy because i hate this stuf. and, 11.
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:50 PM (aXucN)


Ahh.
You're already on the mend.
See rickb's prescription.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 05:56 PM (TGayj)

701 bluebell, it's time to go to the urgent care. go. now.
Posted by: Moki
----------

And try not to get blood all over the car.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2019 05:56 PM (6ro7i)

702 Pressure...continuous. Well, until the fingertip turns black.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2019 05:55 PM (6ro7i)
-------

believe me i am.

moki, just waiting on mu husband.

Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:56 PM (aXucN)

703 moki, just waiting on mu husband.
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:56 PM (aXucN)


Should I call Weasel?

Not that he could get there any faster, but just to say hi I guess.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at June 07, 2019 05:57 PM (t+qrx)

704 I need to tell this story now that boo boos are mentioned, I was on a job, jumped out of my mixer, step right on a board with a 6 penny nail sticking up, goes through my boot shows up on top side of boot, I start screeching, . the forman comes up with a buddy, asks what's wrong I point to my boot, crying, he says, just a minute, takes me by surprise shoves me into his buddies arms now behind me. his buddy


nail gone, tetanus shot still a must.

Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 05:57 PM (r/xAU)

705 willow,

I superglued my kid's head together after he got hit by a golf club.

his scalp bled like a stuck pig, but eventually it stopped and I glued the gash together.

worked like a charm

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2019 05:57 PM (d7Ww2)

706 And try not to get blood all over the car.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2019 05:56 PM (6ro7i)
----

his car is black. its cool.

Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:58 PM (aXucN)

707 bluebell why having all ones fingers is nice, we really don't need all of them.

Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 05:58 PM (r/xAU)

708
*snap*

[begins writing come-back tune, 'Blood on the Ketboard']

Posted by: Bob Dylan at June 07, 2019 05:58 PM (6ro7i)

709 i know but this is too big. and still bleeding.
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 05:53 PM (aXucN)

Unless your computer is on the top of the refrigerator, you're not doing it right.

Posted by: golfman at June 07, 2019 05:59 PM (OE84+)

710 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 07, 2019 05:59 PM (a5hgv)

711 Late to the thread but never too late to say Fuck You Dan!

Posted by: Rex B at June 07, 2019 05:59 PM (CmmZo)

712 nurse see, sometimes we can be efficient!

Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 05:59 PM (r/xAU)

713 bluebell why having all ones fingers is nice, we really don't need all of them.
Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 05:58 PM (r/xAU)


I'm still using mine.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at June 07, 2019 05:59 PM (t+qrx)

714 hog, that's because you are greedy.

Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 05:59 PM (r/xAU)

715 >>been there, done that, got the bill.

So sorry to hear you're battling mumps and shingles, Miki!

We had a nightmarish Fairfax-inova ER experience with our son where it finally took my mom going all Shirley McClain/Terms of Endearment on the intake nurse, after a ridiculously long wait, to get him taken over the 50 or so, uh, new Americans there using the ER as their primary care facility.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 07, 2019 06:00 PM (W+vEI)

716 .... and get thee to an urgent care

Nah, do you have a soldering iron?

Posted by: Paladin at June 07, 2019 06:00 PM (JDw72)

717 never ask us for advice. ever.

Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 06:01 PM (r/xAU)

718 hog, that's because you are greedy.
Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 05:59 PM (r/xAU)


What, are you redistributing fingers for finger justice or something?

*waggles finger privilege*

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at June 07, 2019 06:02 PM (t+qrx)

719 Finger privilege??? Luxury!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at June 07, 2019 06:04 PM (DMUuz)

720 bluebell

bluebell are you still there

we'll stay with you on the thread until Mr. bluebell arrives

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at June 07, 2019 06:04 PM (t+qrx)

721 Finger privilege??? Luxury!
Posted by: Michelle Fields at June 07, 2019 06:04 PM (DMUuz)


Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know because, what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. "Look what I got motherfucker! This thing is useful. I'm gonna go pick something up!

Posted by: Mitch Hedberg at June 07, 2019 06:05 PM (t+qrx)

722
Did anyone recommend slapping a hot iron to it?

That should do wonders for Dan Rather's disposition....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 07, 2019 06:07 PM (WO0O0)

723 hog, she's not answering, you know what that means.

Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 06:07 PM (r/xAU)

724
willow,

I superglued my kid's head together after he got hit by a golf club.

his scalp bled like a stuck pig, but eventually it stopped and I glued the gash together.

worked like a charm
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2019 05:57 PM (d7Ww2)







Errrr, which nursing school did you graduate from again???

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 07, 2019 06:08 PM (WO0O0)

725 hog, she's not answering, you know what that means.
Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 06:07 PM (r/xAU)


Hopefully it means Mr. bluebell has arrived and she's on the way to the doctor.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at June 07, 2019 06:09 PM (t+qrx)

726 > I'm assuming here that a poultrice is a female chicken.

Poultrice was the name of a defunct fast-food chain specializing in licorice-flavored chicken.

Never really caught on.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2019 06:09 PM (0OWcv)

727 Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know because, what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. "Look what I got motherfucker! This thing is useful. I'm gonna go pick something up!
Posted by: Mitch Hedberg at June 07, 2019 06:05 PM (t+qrx)

****

Excellent!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 06:09 PM (TGayj)

728 Errrr, which nursing school did you graduate from again???
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 07, 2019 06:08 PM (WO0O0)

****

Remember matchbooks?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 06:10 PM (TGayj)

729 You know what else is "despicable" and "speaks to a lack of honor and patriotism", Dan?

A: The Obama/Clinton Spy-Gate Coup attempt.

As it turns out, it doesn't make Americans want to give up their 2nd Amendment rights when your pals are all trying to overthrow our system of free elections.


Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 07, 2019 06:10 PM (Ndje9)

730 Holy Crap Lizzy! That's awful!! Good on your mom.

Posted by: Moki at June 07, 2019 06:10 PM (mFoNl)

731 Hopefully it means Mr. bluebell has arrived and she's on the way to the doctor.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at June 07, 2

*****

I hope so too.
All kidding aside, I hope she's ok.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 06:11 PM (TGayj)

732 still here. still waiting. thanks guys but you can move on.

Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 06:13 PM (aXucN)

733 The Conservative Case for Nine Fingers.

Posted by: The Bulwalk at June 07, 2019 06:13 PM (yQpMk)

734 thanks guys but you can move on.
Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 06:13 PM (aXucN)


We're not restless ghosts, bluebell.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at June 07, 2019 06:14 PM (t+qrx)

735 I mean, I'M not. Can't speak for anyone else here.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at June 07, 2019 06:14 PM (t+qrx)

736 hog, we can be just as scary.

Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 06:15 PM (r/xAU)

737 Whew.
I hope there are pictures. Maybe for the gun thread? Call it the knife thread.
The day Bluebell gave us the finger!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2019 06:16 PM (TGayj)

738 2 retarded dipshit hipsters decide they need to go deer hunting. While stalking out in the woods, hipster 1 hears a rustle and shoots. He runs over to find he shot his buddy. After a long and arduous struggle, hipster 1 gets his buddy to the ER and the trauma team gets to work. After 5 minutes, the doctor comes out to talk. "Is he gonna be o.k., doc?", asks the stupid fucking idiot hipster.
"Well", replies the doctor, " I think he would have made it if you hadn't gutted him first."

Hahahahahahahahahahaha



Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 07, 2019 06:16 PM (yQpMk)

739 so another story, I decide to trim my macaws nails for the first time. clip nail too close , bird takes off screeching in misery, flying all over the room, looked like a blood bath..
septic pencil , gauze ,duct tape, won't let me touch her feet evermore

Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 06:17 PM (r/xAU)

740 so another story, I decide to trim my macaws nails (...) won't let me touch her feet evermore
Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 06:17 PM (r/xAU)


I can work with this.

Posted by: Edgar Allan Poe at June 07, 2019 06:18 PM (t+qrx)

741 He's home. We are going. Thanks guys.

Posted by: bluebell at June 07, 2019 06:20 PM (aXucN)

742 running out of personal stories here, Is Mr Bluebell home yet?

Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 06:20 PM (r/xAU)

743 YAAAAY!, hugs mr bluebell.

Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 06:21 PM (r/xAU)

744 OLD DAN RATHER,IS IN A LATHER,HE BLAMES GUNS,KICKS HIS BUNS,AND UTTER EVEN MORE MINDLESS BLATHER

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 07, 2019 06:22 PM (wGqjj)

745 running out of personal stories here, Is Mr Bluebell home yet?
Posted by: willow at June 07, 2019 06:20 PM


How about the autobiographical "To A New Nic And Back Again"?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 07, 2019 06:24 PM (DMUuz)

746 Thanks for the update, bluebell! Say hi to Mr. bluebell for us.

Don't forget: all the ice cream you want.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at June 07, 2019 06:26 PM (t+qrx)

747 Glad to hear she of to the ER/Urgent care. I have had a similar injury after sharpening the knife. Yep, it's sharp. Does bleed like hell. I was current on the Tetnus Shot.... don't ask why.

Posted by: Paladin at June 07, 2019 06:29 PM (JDw72)

748 > He's home. We are going. Thanks guys.

Good deal.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 07, 2019 06:30 PM (0OWcv)

749 If that lying coward, CBD, isn't banned for mislabeling puppies, he should at least have the banhammer taken away so he can't keep banning anyone who displeases his nanophallic majesty.

Posted by: Pupster at June 07, 2019 06:38 PM (rqMux)

750 "Remember how many of us urged a transportation quarantine, and Obama kept insisting we didn't have to do anything like that?"

- - - - - -

And that's when anybody with sense could KNOW FOR SURE that Obama was willing to sacrifice any-and-all of us citizens to his Marxist religion. He was never "our" President.

Continuing that thought, anybody with sense who is even half-aware of The Globalist Left's use of our MFMSM in spinning The Marxist Narrative KNOWS that Dan Rather is no reporter. At best he's a useful idiot. And if the Evil Side wins, he'll be among the first to stand bewildered in front of a freshly-dug pit, wondering why his Masters have their rifles aimed at him.



Posted by: Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah at June 07, 2019 06:45 PM (3w+3U)

751 Interesting that a man who owned and carried guns his whole life would want a repeal.

I had an interaction with Rather at a checkpoint at the UN during the general assembly back before 9-11. Rather's limo was searched by military explosives dogs and hit on one of his bags in the trunk. The Navy Chief in charge of the EOD contingent was troubled so he called me over. Protocol was if the dogs hit on something, the vehicle did not come through. But it was Dan Rather, who could potentially make trouble for him.

I was detailed to Secret Service, and had control of that checkpoint. So I got to tell Dan he couldn't come through. He said he carried a pistol in his bag when he was outside of NY, and that probably was what the dog hit on.

To his credit, he did not make a stink about it, and walked down to the UN Plaza Hotel to gather up whoever he was meeting.

Posted by: elliot at June 07, 2019 06:53 PM (1PAtI)

752 Die, Dan.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at June 07, 2019 07:04 PM (xZjSg)

753 I am constantly amazed at how clearly any conservative transgression is noticed and identified when the same (or worse) transgressions by "birds of a feather" just seem to have invisibility cloaks. Obama, Holder, Lynch, the complete DOJ under Obama. totally un-seen, nothing to see here.

Posted by: tx32 represent-less at June 07, 2019 07:49 PM (1XtI9)

754 Where is his carer?

Go to sleep Dan. Forever.

Posted by: Seth at June 07, 2019 08:21 PM (wTxRg)

755 Don, what it would be, of instead of guns, we had an outbreak of abortion?

Posted by: Memories at June 07, 2019 08:47 PM (mwcEF)

756 Did Dan Rather say this, or is this Martha Mapes talking points?

Posted by: rcocean at June 07, 2019 09:52 PM (mX6ZJ)

757 Dan Rather, always speaking truth to power (when R's are in office).

Posted by: rcocean at June 07, 2019 09:53 PM (mX6ZJ)

758 Big Dan The Reporter Man. Always with a scripted comeback. Always speaking "Truth to Power" - Democrats excepted. Always telling the truth - except during font-gate and during the investigation thereof.

While "Big Dan" accords us laughs, can he just do us all a favor and die? He must be what, 90? and he was only important because we had no cable TV or internet before 1995.

Posted by: rcocean at June 07, 2019 09:57 PM (mX6ZJ)

759 Dear Comrade Rather :

Please find another country to inhabit with your unhinged mind. If any will have you.

American Population

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at June 08, 2019 10:37 AM (xZjSg)

760 Unsettling news, African immigrants stopped at the southern border are from the Congo.Fleeing Ebola?Bringing Ebola?The left wants a lot of Americans to die a bloody death it seems.

Posted by: obsidian at June 08, 2019 10:57 AM (7+yqP)

761 I've just go to say this because it seems the MO of the CDC. In 1884 or so, the CDC said that you couldn't get HIV virus (then it was HTLV-III) except through being a Haitian, an IV drug user or prolonged, multiple acts of homosexual sex. a could not get it through a blood transfusion. Then of course we found out it wasn't so, when Arthur Ashe died from HIV administered within a blood transfusion.
Then they said you couldn't catch anthrax (presumably weaponized anthrax) except through inhaling millions and millions of the spores. Believe it or not, five or ten years later, it casually said that well, yes, technically you can catch it from a single organism.

Taking this with the Ebola can't be transmitted without contact to fluids, was just another -- what can you call the repeated acts of a government bureaucracy that repeatedly lies about the safety of something deadly to put forth an unjustified casualness about a potential epidemic?
Such chronic incompetence must be reconsidered as malice.

Now they apparently say guns are a mental health threat or somesuch. And the government apparently is mandating questions regarding gun ownership and mental health screening in routine doctors' visits, which of course are electronically swept up by third-party payers including government oversight and statistical agencies (not to mention making the information available to hackers).

For years I've been believing the exact opposite of whatever the CDC said, just from past experience. I'd say, close it down or massively reorganize it.

Posted by: Flicker at June 09, 2019 08:56 PM (Sj/4B)

762 This sentence should read: And they emphatically stated that you could not get it through a blood transfusion.
Sorry.

Posted by: Flicker at June 09, 2019 09:00 PM (Sj/4B)

763 Patriotism?
Honor?

Dan you do not even know what those words mean.

The Second Amendment is also meant for traitors like you (pretending forged documents are real to throw an election).

Posted by: Braden Lynch at June 10, 2019 03:14 AM (V37WM)

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