Former Olympic Skier: If Men Are Allowed to Compete in Women's Sports, All Women's World Records Will Be Held By Men

#YesAllMen.


Every woma'’s record in sports "will fall" if male athletes who identify as transgender women are allowed to compete in female sports, former Olympic athlete Rebecca Dussault said in an interview with the Daily Caller News Foundation.

Forcing female athletes to compete against biological males will have a devastating effect on girls' and women's sports, which will in turn have a devastating effect on girls and women, Dussault, a skier, told the DCNF over the phone.

...

"Once a male body has gone through puberty, they have received the benefits. So the skeletal form, lung capacity, muscle density, the greater length of levers in their body, their muscle-to-weight ratio, their capacity to deal with dehydration much better, narrower hips, I mean you name it -- they are physiologically designed differently than women," she said.

The Gender-Blenders have a glib answer to that, though: start dosing children to turn them into hermaphrodites at a very early age, like seven.

Oh, and use the power of the state to crush parents who object.




I don't know if the Olympic Committee will discourage transgenders from competing, or find ways to eliminate them, or if the media will somehow manage to suppress men beating the hell out of women in "women's" sports -- but if our Ruling Class can't suppress this, the world is going to see a preview of the Strange New World they're plotting for all of us, as the general public gets an eyefull of a dude throwing a woman around the mat in judo.

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1 First!

Posted by: Flyguy at September 23, 2019 03:21 PM (3sOO0)

2 Almost!

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 23, 2019 03:22 PM (yuEZw)

3 Burn, trannies, burn

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4 Wait, I thought men and women were exactly the same? You mean there are differences between the sexes? Wow, who'd have thought!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 23, 2019 03:23 PM (E+OcO)

5 I stopped to read the content. A rookie mistake I should be past by now. I just assumed by 3:22 that the major players would have made their presence known.

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 23, 2019 03:24 PM (yuEZw)

6 Lol

Posted by: Someguy at September 23, 2019 03:24 PM (Wj9tV)

7 Reap me.

Posted by: The Whirlwind at September 23, 2019 03:24 PM (sFofr)

8 Wasn't someone disqualified from medal in the Mexico City olympics for having Klinefelter syndrome (XXY female)?

Posted by: Flyguy at September 23, 2019 03:24 PM (3sOO0)

9 They're on to us...

Posted by: navybrat on a dock at September 23, 2019 03:24 PM (w7KSn)

10 Finally a new Thread!

Posted by: Surfperch at September 23, 2019 03:24 PM (2NtJa)

11 LOLGF

welcome to "equality"...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 23, 2019 03:24 PM (8D42x)

12 East German swimmers hardest hit.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 23, 2019 03:25 PM (sFofr)

13 'dude throwing a woman around the mat in judo'

Usually u hav 2 pay 4 membership 2 c it ...

(!!)

Posted by: Buckaroo at September 23, 2019 03:25 PM (6egPo)

14 We'll see if the corrupt Olympic Committe will stand against the corrupt and deluded tranny lobby.

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15 Weak. Arms.

Posted by: Dwight K. Schrute at September 23, 2019 03:26 PM (VVjeB)

16 I can't wait to see what this will entail for Title IX and college scholarships.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 23, 2019 03:26 PM (N4xQB)

17


Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of simpering Quislings than the Int'l Olympic Committee.

Feel bad for the women who work hard and train their asses off (or on), but woke's got to wreck.

The jig was up once that biker guy was on the podium with his lard ass spilling all over the little petite second and third place losers.

LOLGF. That, or start dealing with common sense and reality, and stop voting leftists into positions of power worldwide. Give the women the vote and they will find a way to disenfranchise themselves in a few generations . . .

Posted by: imp at September 23, 2019 03:26 PM (w+Z9D)

18 Pretty sure the IOC has already said transgenders are welcome to compete as the gender they identify as.

We're going to see some Olympic dreams crushed, bigly.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 03:26 PM (bDqIh)

19 7 Reap me.
Posted by: The Whirlwind at September 23, 2019 03:24 PM (sFofr)

I was never a big Nirvana fan...

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20 I thought there were Olympic standards for max hormone levels of competitors. It would f-up men's sports too, effectively allowing steroid use if there were no hormone standards, or am I just old fashioned?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 23, 2019 03:26 PM (bWBdM)

21 No one will beat this record for sour-bitch-face from Greta as PDT ignores her and talks up the best economy ever!

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/
1176193081911078912

Posted by: andycanuck at September 23, 2019 03:26 PM (Dh1wo)

22 Actually, I wonder if the dutch girl is ready for the amount of hate headed her way. admitting there's differences is going to cause a lot of heads to explode.

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 23, 2019 03:27 PM (8D42x)

23 East Germany just called to say "wtf?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2019 03:27 PM (AURKQ)

24 You know, the womens groups brought this shit on themselves by playing the victim card and referring to men as villains so why should we give a rats fuzzy ass about their pain? Suck it up buttercup.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2019 03:27 PM (7OF+y)

25 "I'm surprised women who care about sports are taking this lying down."


Ahhh...what kind of sport are we talking about here?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 03:27 PM (axyOa)

26 We'll see if the corrupt Olympic Committe will stand against the corrupt and deluded tranny lobby.
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They gave in a few months ago, IIRC.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 23, 2019 03:27 PM (2NtJa)

27 Ask hailie deegan about women competing in mens sports.

Posted by: raimondo at September 23, 2019 03:27 PM (D9vKu)

28 Oh, everybody saw that coming when the trannies broke into women's sports. Just a matter of time.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 23, 2019 03:27 PM (RD7QR)

29 I'm STILL not watching the WNBA.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 23, 2019 03:28 PM (bWBdM)

30 21 No one will beat this record for sour-bitch-face from Greta as PDT ignores her and talks up the best economy ever!

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/
1176193081911078912
Posted by: andycanuck at September 23, 2019 03:26 PM (Dh1wo)
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Saw it. I Laughed.

Posted by: WisRich at September 23, 2019 03:28 PM (G0vdT)

31 We need more men wrestling women.

Posted by: Andy Kaufman's ghost at September 23, 2019 03:28 PM (Bs26G)

32 Imagine the impact on figure skating.

Posted by: Caliban (island monster) at September 23, 2019 03:28 PM (qEujL)

33 East German swimmers hardest hit.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 23, 2019 03:25 PM (sFofr)

They were just ahead of their time...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 23, 2019 03:28 PM (8D42x)

34 26 We'll see if the corrupt Olympic Committe will stand against the corrupt and deluded tranny lobby.
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They gave in a few months ago, IIRC.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 23, 2019 03:27 PM (2NtJa)

Ah, well no suspense then, but I'll pop some popcorn. This should still be fun to watch.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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35 Look at the bright side. In a couple years, maybe the US Women's Team will finally be able to beat a boy's high school team.

Posted by: SH at September 23, 2019 03:28 PM (sX1BW)

36 GROIN INJURY

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2019 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

37
The first woke Olympics will be must see TV, because the crying, but four years later when its all trannies it'll be unwatchable.

Posted by: simplemind at September 23, 2019 03:29 PM (Tvh4s)

38 I tried to tell the world that not making women's sports that people actually care about, like jello wrestling, a priority was going to destroy the whole shabang. Out there on the corner with my End Is Nigh sandwich boards. But nobody listened.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 23, 2019 03:29 PM (/H5Dl)

39 Ah, Ewa Klobukowska. She was apparently a chimeric individual. Got all her records thrown out too.

Posted by: Flyguy at September 23, 2019 03:29 PM (3sOO0)

40 19 7 Reap me.
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I was never a big Nirvana fan...
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Fun and joke aside, I was. The "Nevermind" album was a refreshing jolt of reality to a lot of silly hair band music that was all about partying and having a great time, from many of us of that generation who were not.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 23, 2019 03:29 PM (ujg0T)

41 So can a college that lost their football team due to Title IX requiring equality now have a football team if the guys say thay identify as womynz?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2019 03:29 PM (yRAFu)

42 Here I come to save the day!

Posted by: Brucelina Jenner at September 23, 2019 03:29 PM (vtcmf)

43 16
I can't wait to see what this will entail for Title IX and college scholarships.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter


A snake eating its own tail comes to mind.

Posted by: pep at September 23, 2019 03:29 PM (T6t7i)

44 LOLGF

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 03:29 PM (NWiLs)

45 Actually, I wonder if the dutch girl is ready for the amount of hate headed her way. admitting there's differences is going to cause a lot of heads to explode.
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 23, 2019 03:27 PM (8D42x)

Admitting there's differences is probably a Hate Crime in the Netherlands.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 23, 2019 03:29 PM (2NtJa)

46 Awww, am I supposed to feel sorry for these women? A majority of these same women, who more than likely, just thought it was all cute, and special and trendy and "progressive" to vote for those who invented new rights for homosexuals?

Enjoy your slippery slope since you won't be enjoying the ski slope much longer.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 23, 2019 03:29 PM (vg8iE)

47 Soon.

Posted by: Andy Kaufman at September 23, 2019 03:29 PM (Z1ykJ)

48 This should still be fun to watch.

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I assure you it will not be as fun as you think.

Posted by: SH at September 23, 2019 03:29 PM (sX1BW)

49 who cares? fuck the olympics. they let the PLO send a team when they should have been banned forever.

Posted by: x at September 23, 2019 03:29 PM (nFwvY)

50 The Gender-Blenders have a glib answer to that, though: start dosing
children to turn them into hermaphrodites at a very early age, like
seven.


__________



You mean at seven months, right -- if they decide not to suck their brains out first?

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 23, 2019 03:29 PM (lvL/z)

51 The women's movement got outflanked by the PC/victim movement.

Posted by: WisRich at September 23, 2019 03:29 PM (G0vdT)

52 A snake eating its own tail comes to mind.
Posted by: pep at September 23, 2019 03:29 PM (T6t7i)

Ouroboros.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 23, 2019 03:29 PM (2NtJa)

53 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 03:30 PM (XTsuu)

54 40 19 7 Reap me.
Posted by: The Whirlwind at September 23, 2019 03:24 PM (sFofr)

I was never a big Nirvana fan...
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Fun and joke aside, I was. The "Nevermind" album was a refreshing jolt of reality to a lot of silly hair band music that was all about partying and having a great time, from many of us of that generation who were not.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 23, 2019 03:29 PM (ujg0T)

I do like their Unplugged album. It's legit good if you like acoustic sets.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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55 Racist.

I mean sexiat.

I mean homophobe.

I don't know what I mean but it's bad that you are that thing.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2019 03:30 PM (a2hxi)

56 33
East German swimmers hardest hit.



Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 23, 2019 03:25 PM (sFofr)



They were just ahead of their time...

Posted by: SturmToddler



The Germans have always been a people accepting of differences.

Posted by: pep at September 23, 2019 03:30 PM (T6t7i)

57 Russia and East Germany were just ahead of their time.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 03:30 PM (ZLI7S)

58
Well, that's too bad. It's a pity no one saw the consequences when they were demanding mandatory celebrations of transgenderism.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2019 03:30 PM (3d4ZD)

59 There are three possibilities here:
1) The end of women's sports
2) Rules that you must compete according to your biological sex
3) A third category. All sports will be divided into "men" or "women" or "anything goes." The third category for the trannies, furries, roid-ragers, whatever - the Mad Max category.

I suspect it will be door #1. Door #2 is impossible according to the social constructionists and door #3 would be "otherizing."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 03:30 PM (I2dne)

60 10 years ago, it was a studied defect. Now, it's celebrated and children are destroyed for it.

God or SMOD, I care less which.

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 03:30 PM (XTsuu)

61 My high school had a policy of forfeiting to female wrestlers (we were a private Lutheran school). However, my coach (and father) said that if I was ever forced by the school to wrestle a girl, I should make the most brutal, disgusting match that I could. Grabbing her chest, crotch, the works. Just to make a spectacle of how bad it was.

Thankfully I never had to. Also, I wrestled at 189lbs, so thank GOD, i never had to.

Posted by: jreffy at September 23, 2019 03:30 PM (ACSp9)

62 29
I'm STILL not watching the WNBA.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 23, 2019 03:28 PM (bWBdM)

Forced myself to watch 20 minutes of a WNBA Game. Wow... what a bad product. Far worse than the NBA. How's it still in bidness?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 23, 2019 03:30 PM (Zlgnq)

63 The only things that sold girls sports was chicks in short skirts volleying a tennis ball and skiing babes. Oh, and beach Volley Ball.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2019 03:30 PM (yRAFu)

64 This is the Alinsky #4 that HAS to happen in order for things to change.

Sucks for these girls and women athletes, but take it up with the Woke Brigade. Oh, they're going to cancel you for being "transphobic"? Welcome to the party! Did you defend the Christian bakeshop owners or Alex Jones or Dennis Prager or anyone else who was canceled for crossing the LGBTQ activists???

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 03:31 PM (bDqIh)

65 I'm not a misogynist, I just play one on TV.

But even I think that letting functional men compete against women in contact sports, much less fighting arts like Olympic boxing, is cruel to the point of inhuman sadism. Someone will be killed!

Posted by: trev006 at September 23, 2019 03:31 PM (BqeNP)

66 63 The only things that sold girls sports was chicks in short skirts volleying a tennis ball and skiing babes. Oh, and beach Volley Ball.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2019 03:30 PM (yRAFu)

Go on...

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67 Heh.
Women sports. Boring!
The exceptions involve a stripper pole and lingerie.
By the way, I hate clowns. They should all be shot on site. Same with Antifa.


Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 23, 2019 03:31 PM (zEH23)

68 46 Awww, am I supposed to feel sorry for these women? A majority of these same women, who more than likely, just thought it was all cute, and special and trendy and "progressive" to vote for those who invented new rights for homosexuals?

Enjoy your slippery slope since you won't be enjoying the ski slope much longer.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 23, 2019 03:29 PM (vg8iE)



Indeed, this is truly Karmic for the leftist "womyn", a Karma only exceeded by their acceptance of mass immigration from cultures that have a lower view of women, from Machismo to Jihad.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 23, 2019 03:31 PM (ujg0T)

69 64
This is the Alinsky #4 that HAS to happen in order for things to change.



Sucks for these girls and women athletes, but take it up with the
Woke Brigade. Oh, they're going to cancel you for being "transphobic"?
Welcome to the party! Did you defend the Christian bakeshop owners or
Alex Jones or Dennis Prager or anyone else who was canceled for
crossing the LGBTQ activists???

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 03:31 PM (bDqIh)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THIS!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2019 03:31 PM (N39Ws)

70 Stolen from a Moron here:

Trannies in sports

Women need to quit crying about the trannies in sports, they put them there.

It wasn't a bunch of dudes at Buffalo Wild Wings saying "Ah, c'mon. Let Bill put on a dress and play" while chomping down on wings and swilling beer.

It was a bunch of women and fruit-loops that were calling the normals horrible patriarchal overlords that demanded that we call the weirdos Loretta.

Not my circus, not my clowns

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2019 03:31 PM (VY2sw)

71 From Title IX to this in just a few short years. You've come a long way, baby.

Posted by: bluebell at September 23, 2019 03:31 PM (aXucN)

72 I keep picturing a Month Python skit with guys in drag doing Olympic events.

Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2019 03:31 PM (Ciifn)

73 We'll see if the corrupt Olympic Committe will stand against the corrupt and deluded tranny lobby.

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****

Depends on how much they are willing to pay. Lets face it, the only things that comes close to congress in the corruption game, is the USOC and IOC.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 03:32 PM (axyOa)

74 No one will beat this record for sour-bitch-face from Greta as PDT ignores her and talks up the best economy ever!
================
I have to ask in this day of CGI: IS THAT REAL??

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 23, 2019 03:32 PM (bWBdM)

75 >>> The Gender-Blenders have a glib answer to that, though: start dosing children to turn them into hermaphrodites at a very early age, like seven.

In the olden days castrati was a thing: mutilate young boys, keep those pure, high male voices forever. It 5-10 years ago it was still looked at as a strange, embarrassing, shameful thing in our past.

Modern era says here, hold my beer...and testicle snippers. Maybe castrati will make a comeback!

Posted by: LizLem at September 23, 2019 03:32 PM (hvf9s)

76 Maybe girls sports is something we can do without? Cereally. Other than Dykes, who watches this shit?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2019 03:32 PM (yRAFu)

77 Rules that you must compete according to your biological sex

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So we have added a 5 syllable word to describe what a 1 syllable word had described for a long time.

Posted by: SH at September 23, 2019 03:32 PM (sX1BW)

78
So it seems that a fish DOES need a bicycle!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 23, 2019 03:32 PM (veoSD)

79 Lying down is the way The Paolo always take the women..or on their knees.

Posted by: ThePaolo at September 23, 2019 03:32 PM (DuZls)

80 Are the East German women's swimmers who had their medals stripped going to get them back?

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 23, 2019 03:32 PM (aCNZ6)

81 My son's chances of getting an athletic scholarship just went way up

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 23, 2019 03:32 PM (6zkHq)

82 Pretty sure the IOC has already said transgenders are welcome to compete as the gender they identify as.

We're going to see some Olympic dreams crushed, bigly.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 03:26 PM (bDqIh)


The IOC is as equally worthless as the DNC and RNC.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 23, 2019 03:32 PM (y7DUB)

83 >>I do like their Unplugged album. It's legit good if you like acoustic sets.


The LIVE unplugged set kills all.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 03:33 PM (VVjeB)

84
Wait till the furries start demanding equal treatment and the 100 meter dash is held by a cheetah.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2019 03:33 PM (3d4ZD)

85 Suck it, bitches! (before the operation happens)

Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2019 03:33 PM (Ciifn)

86 She'll get the Martina Navratilova treatment -- and hopefully is courageous enough not to back down.

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 23, 2019 03:33 PM (lvL/z)

87 'bad product. Far worse than the NBA. How's it still in bidness'

Ironically ... support from da NBA... (!!)

Posted by: Buckaroo at September 23, 2019 03:33 PM (6egPo)

88 I'm just happy I had the opportunity to compete as a girl, against girls and won.

I have boys, so, I really don't GAF about all this shit.

The Olympics will certainly be interesting. will they identify the trannies? Or do we get to guess.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2019 03:33 PM (d7Ww2)

89 >>Well, that's too bad. It's a pity no one saw the consequences when they were demanding mandatory celebrations of transgenderism.



Yup. It was fine when the sports leagues were boycotting states that passed religious exemption laws and bathroom protection laws, but now that it's personal it matters.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 03:33 PM (bDqIh)

90 64 This is the Alinsky #4 that HAS to happen in order for things to change.

Sucks for these girls and women athletes, but take it up with the Woke Brigade. Oh, they're going to cancel you for being "transphobic"? Welcome to the party! Did you defend the Christian bakeshop owners or Alex Jones or Dennis Prager or anyone else who was canceled for crossing the LGBTQ activists???
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 03:31 PM (bDqIh)


Perfectly stated.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 23, 2019 03:33 PM (TdMsT)

91 PinkNews@PinkNews
RuPaul gets called out for lack of diversity in Drag Race following historic Emmys win

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Yeah, Drag Race is all John Wayne/Ward Bond white male hetero macho supremacy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 23, 2019 03:33 PM (+y/Ru)

92 No one will beat this record for sour-bitch-face from Greta as PDT ignores her and talks up the best economy ever!

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/
1176193081911078912
Posted by: andycanuck at September 23, 2019 03:26 PM (Dh1wo)


The Swedish David Hogg.....she's damaged.

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 03:33 PM (XTsuu)

93 Rules that you must compete according to your biological sex

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So we have added a 5 syllable word to describe what a 1 syllable word had described for a long time.
Posted by: SH at September 23, 2019 03:32 PM (sX1BW)
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And it's stupid because the devotees of True Science informed us years ago, sex is biology, gender is identity.

Posted by: ThePaolo at September 23, 2019 03:34 PM (DuZls)

94 Who knew that gay marriage was the bulwark holding back all the lefty craziness?

* well all of us.

Posted by: SH at September 23, 2019 03:34 PM (sX1BW)

95 I'm surprised women who care about sports are taking this lying down. And the parents of girl athletes.

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LOL.

I'm not.

Most people who indulge in athletic hobbies for their daughters are middle-class+ suburbanites.

And those moms are never, ever going to denounce any left-wing idea (or countenance such from their husbands), just because it gets in the way of the kid's stupid dreams.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 03:34 PM (AzW6q)

96 ...as the general public gets an eyefull of a dude throwing a woman around the mat in judo.

Counterpoint
I give you instagram's Sasha the Shark

Posted by: Downcast at September 23, 2019 03:34 PM (7l4n/)

97 Trump must have told Greta she could not have an abortion.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2019 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

98 Modern era says here, hold my beer...and testicle snippers. Maybe castrati will make a comeback!
Posted by: LizLem at September 23, 2019 03:32 PM (hvf9s)

The Conservative Case for Hiring Interns @ The Bulwark

Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2019 03:34 PM (Ciifn)

99 Have you guys heard of the meme that's being created called, 'Islam was right about women'?

Seems like this is ripe is for the same kind of cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: MJ at September 23, 2019 03:35 PM (LQtHg)

100 >>> Imagine the impact on figure skating.

If it at all resembles Blades of Glory it will be hilarious. I want mini flame throwers on the ice!

Posted by: LizLem at September 23, 2019 03:35 PM (hvf9s)

101 Time to hit the TERF, guys gals!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 23, 2019 03:35 PM (Dh1wo)

102 Tearful retraction and apology after a thorough doxxing and a visit to her doorstep by the thought police in 5...4...3...2...

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 23, 2019 03:35 PM (utLaD)

103 Other than Dykes, who watches this shit?

Posted by: Puddin Head>>
I present - Lingerie Football.

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 23, 2019 03:35 PM (yuEZw)

104
Well, if these women athletes are pissed about trannies taking all the women's sports trophies, they can always compete in the men's categories.

Strike a blow against Teh Patriarchy!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 23, 2019 03:35 PM (veoSD)

105 I keep picturing a Month Python skit with guys in drag doing Olympic events.
Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2019 03:31 PM (Ciifn)


I picture Cartman competing against the Special Olympics athletes.

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 03:35 PM (XTsuu)

106 The Olympics will certainly be interesting. ....

Posted by: nurse ratched



That would be a welcome change.

Posted by: pep at September 23, 2019 03:36 PM (T6t7i)

107 Have you guys heard of the meme that's being created called, 'Islam was right about women'?

Seems like this is ripe is for the same kind of cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: MJ


Gives them an instant case of red ass because they don't know which way to scream.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2019 03:36 PM (VY2sw)

108

The Patriarchy with Tits! Never have to talk to women ever again!

Posted by: Cyrious Memberpate at September 23, 2019 03:36 PM (bJUfA)

109 The Olympics will certainly be interesting. will they identify the trannies? Or do we get to guess.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2019 03:33 PM (d7Ww2)


You can do whatever you want but I haven't watched the Olympics since the early 90s.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 23, 2019 03:36 PM (y7DUB)

110 Fun and joke aside, I was. The "Nevermind" album was a refreshing jolt of reality to a lot of silly hair band music that was all about partying and having a great time, from many of us of that generation who were not.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 23, 2019 03:29 PM (ujg0T)

I do like their Unplugged album. It's legit good if you like acoustic sets.
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And in retrospect, that concert was Kurt telegraphing his impending suicide, from the songs being mostly about or mentioning death to the stage layout like a funeral arrangement.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 23, 2019 03:36 PM (ujg0T)

111 I present - Lingerie Football.

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I have some bad news for you ... you will not like the transgender version

Posted by: SH at September 23, 2019 03:36 PM (sX1BW)

112
'dude throwing a woman around the mat in judo'

Usually u hav 2 pay 4 membership 2 c it ...

(!!)
Posted by: Buckaroo

=======

I read a story the other day about a tranny MMA fighter fracturing the skull of his female opponent two minutes into the fight. She's a champ and she said she had never gone up against anything like that opponent. We can laugh, but this is just fvcking wrong.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2019 03:37 PM (1hF8k)

113 Does not this also destroy the Title IX women sports thing? Chicks with Dicks would win every NCAA team sport the first year. A school would be stupid not to field a boys will be girls soccer team.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 03:37 PM (JFO2v)

114 we are literally living in The Emperor Has No Clothes.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 23, 2019 03:37 PM (YslsA)

115 The Olympics will certainly be interesting. will they identify the trannies? Or do we get to guess.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2019 03:33 PM (d7Ww2)

It was easy in the old days when they wore Soviet uniforms.

Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2019 03:37 PM (Ciifn)

116 103 Other than Dykes, who watches this shit?

Posted by: Puddin Head>>
I present - Lingerie Football.
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That's different. Is it still being televised? Couldn't stop watching it. Fucking great.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2019 03:37 PM (yRAFu)

117 Are you woke yet? LOLGF. This is what happens when you cater to everyone. This is what happens when there's no boundaries and the tiniest minority can dictate everything.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2019 03:37 PM (KBY7Z)

118 No one will beat this record for sour-bitch-face from Greta as PDT ignores her and talks up the best economy ever!


That thread almost makes me sorry that I closed my twitface account.

'We are all Greta.'


Indeed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 23, 2019 03:37 PM (sFofr)

119 I like how this has gone from a joke to an issue that won't go away in <5 years. What a stupid time to be alive.


Posted by: brak at September 23, 2019 03:37 PM (re5VH)

120 21- good mercy, that wretched child has sour spewing out of her pores.

Posted by: Moki at September 23, 2019 03:37 PM (mFoNl)

121 Maybe castrati will make a comeback!

Posted by: LizLem



On the plus side, we can have live performances of Bohemian Rhapsody.

Posted by: pep at September 23, 2019 03:38 PM (T6t7i)

122 the monsters have multiplied and are slouching towards Jerusalem. zombie rules

Posted by: john doe at September 23, 2019 03:38 PM (WX+x0)

123 110 Fun and joke aside, I was. The "Nevermind" album was a refreshing jolt of reality to a lot of silly hair band music that was all about partying and having a great time, from many of us of that generation who were not.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 23, 2019 03:29 PM (ujg0T)

I do like their Unplugged album. It's legit good if you like acoustic sets.
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And in retrospect, that concert was Kurt telegraphing his impending suicide, from the songs being mostly about or mentioning death to the stage layout like a funeral arrangement.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 23, 2019 03:36 PM (ujg0T)

I'll buy that.

He was so composed and polite. Starting with his 'Good evening' greeting. It was so different from the Cobain of 'Bleach' and 'Nevermind'. I liked that guy.

But honestly...killing yourself because you're rich and famous...fuck him. No sympathy, apart from the poor kid who got raised by Courtney.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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124 Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2019 03:27 PM (7OF+y)

Newsletter.

But I will add that not ALL (or even most of) these women are responsible for the Leftist twats playing victim in their name. Sort of like how everyone here has to suffer under Commie Democrat policies whether we like it or not.

Do we deserve to have our hard work stolen by confiscatory policies because the Commies are underhanded and fool enough morons?

And if women who don't agree *do* speak out, their lives get ruined. The Commie cage is being built around us piece by piece.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2019 03:38 PM (a2hxi)

125 In the olden days castrati was a thing: mutilate young boys, keep those pure, high male voices forever. It 5-10 years ago it was still looked at as a strange, embarrassing, shameful thing in our past.

Modern era says here, hold my beer...and testicle snippers. Maybe castrati will make a comeback!

Posted by: LizLem at September 23, 2019 03:32 PM


****


What am I...chopped liver?
Rosemary Kennedy

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 03:39 PM (axyOa)

126 I have some bad news for you ... you will not like the transgender version

Posted by: SH
>>Then it's not a women's sport. But I will always have T'Pol

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 23, 2019 03:39 PM (yuEZw)

127 This will backfire on all those soccer moms that have girls and have decided to vote blue no matter who. When they finally wake up, they won't even be able to voice their outrage as the woke Tech overlords will censor them.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2019 03:39 PM (wiXsO)

128
There are three possibilities here:
1) The end of women's sports
2) Rules that you must compete according to your biological sex
3) A third category. All sports will be divided into "men" or "women" or "anything goes." The third category for the trannies, furries, roid-ragers, whatever - the Mad Max category.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

======

I bet #2, with a stony silence from all lefties (MSM included) on the unwokeness of this.

The left competes at Olympian levels in compartmentalism and denial.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2019 03:39 PM (1hF8k)

129 >>> On the plus side, we can have live performances of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Posted by: pep at September 23, 2019 03:38 PM (T6t7i)

Galileo Figaro!

Posted by: LizLem at September 23, 2019 03:39 PM (hvf9s)

130 We can laugh, but this is just fvcking wrong.

--------------

Then why did she participate?

It won't be considered wrong until real women athletes completely boycott all this.

But they don't.

Posted by: SH at September 23, 2019 03:39 PM (sX1BW)

131 Trump just tweeted this video:

https://tinyurl.com/y2jmv79b

It's a good one.

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2019 03:39 PM (cF8AT)

132 "The school has determined that your child is trans and if you don't cooperate we will notify the authorities."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 23, 2019 03:39 PM (Sqp8B)

133 Who knew that gay marriage was the bulwark holding back all the lefty craziness?
---
I had a clue. People were smudging lines like crazy and then demanding that everybody smudge the same lines.

For me--even though a Christian--it had nothing to do specifically with what the Bible says.

It had to do with the right of a people to continue their culture as it has existed, with the values that have existed. And the same exact instant-dogma-that-everybody-must-acknowledge has been leveraged into SJW practice.

It is of one piece.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 03:40 PM (DuZls)

134 This all started when they went after schools with Indian names and mascots. What are the Fighting Souix called these days?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2019 03:40 PM (yRAFu)

135 >Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 23, 2019 03:38 PM (bcbK



Did you let Ace know you were in line with a girl with an ass like a shelf today?

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 23, 2019 03:40 PM (sjdRT)

136 129 >>> On the plus side, we can have live performances of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Posted by: pep at September 23, 2019 03:38 PM (T6t7i)

Galileo Figaro!
Posted by: LizLem at September 23, 2019 03:39 PM (hvf9s)

Magnificio!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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at September 23, 2019 03:40 PM (bcbK8)

137 Women sports. Boring!
The exceptions involve a stripper pole and lingerie.

-
I find the Lingerie Bowl kind of exciting.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 23, 2019 03:40 PM (+y/Ru)

138 118 No one will beat this record for sour-bitch-face from Greta as PDT ignores her and talks up the best economy ever!
--------

The DM has a little longer snippet.

You initially see Greta wide eyed that someone famous might be coming through the door. When she realized it was Donny Two Scoops...priceless.

Posted by: WisRich at September 23, 2019 03:40 PM (G0vdT)

139 >>I have some bad news for you ... you will not like the transgender version
Posted by: SH

Gentlemen, you do not have to like them, you just have to date them.

Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2019 03:40 PM (Ciifn)

140
This will backfire on all those soccer moms that have girls and have decided to vote blue no matter who. When they finally wake up, they won't even be able to voice their outrage as the woke Tech overlords will censor them.
Posted by: redridinghood

======

What do you want to bet they blame the right? "If you hadn't created such divisiveness and pitted everyone against each other, we wouldn't be in this situation! Ohh, if only Hillary had been elected."

(I know, it makes zero sense, but that's baked in.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2019 03:41 PM (1hF8k)

141 If blacks can vote for Dems for decades and see little in the way of gains in poor urban districts, I don't think cognitive dissonance is going to catch up with soccer moms whose daughters get schooled on the field by dolls with balls anytime soon.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 23, 2019 03:41 PM (/H5Dl)

142 Why does dussault hate women? Such violent speech.

And I guarantee there have been a flood of complaints to Dr Christie's medical board.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2019 03:41 PM (87l8c)

143 You know who else completed as a woman?

Posted by: Max Power at September 23, 2019 03:41 PM (llxrS)

144 bad product. Far worse than the NBA. How's it still in bidness'

Ironically ... support from da NBA... (!!)
Posted by: Buckaroo at September 23, 2019 03:33 PM (6egPo)


The NBA has subsidized the WNBA since Day 1.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 23, 2019 03:41 PM (y7DUB)

145 This should be where the breaking point in insanity is met but women are, as a gender, stronger at insanity than men. So there's no end

Posted by: Maa at September 23, 2019 03:41 PM (Xvy/m)

146 Fun and joke aside, I was. The "Nevermind" album was a refreshing jolt of reality to a lot of silly hair band music that was all about partying and having a great time, from many of us of that generation who were not.

I liked the music, but the lyrics always seemed like the kind of Emperor's New Clothes thing where critics claimed they were deep and they really weren't.

I did get to see them live once, which was quite lucky considering the limited years that was possible.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 23, 2019 03:42 PM (ZGrMX)

147 98 Modern era says here, hold my beer...and testicle snippers. Maybe castrati will make a comeback!
Posted by: LizLem at September 23, 2019 03:32 PM (hvf9s)

The Conservative Case for Hiring Interns @ The Bulwark
Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2019 03:34 PM (Ciifn)

At first I read that as "testicle slippers" and thought hey, that sounds right comfy...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 23, 2019 03:42 PM (RD7QR)

148 This is why I have been ripping into guy friends and Mr.Jen for supporting the idea of the female soccer kicker being discussed as an NFL prospect.

HELL NO!

I've been shocked at how open some of my macho guy acquaintances are about giving said kicker a chance. "if she can do it she should be given the chance". NO she shouldn't. The NFL is a men's sport and women need to stay out of it. I don't care if she can kick a 100 yd field goal, she doesn't belong on a football field. I'm barely tolerating women football coaches that a few teams are employing.

You can see where my guy friend's are robotically saying , in an obedient voice, if she can do it she should be given the chance. Beaten into submission by the "equal" world we live in.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 23, 2019 03:42 PM (+5FAd)

149 That said, fall in line, female bigots

Posted by: Maa at September 23, 2019 03:42 PM (Xvy/m)

150 143 You know who else completed as a woman?
Posted by: Max Power at September 23, 2019 03:41 PM (llxrS)

Poison from Final Fight?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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at September 23, 2019 03:42 PM (bcbK8)

151 We should correct what he said - soon, all athletic records will be held by individuals with an xy chromosome, some of which will call themselves men, some of which will call themselves women, and some of which will call themselves furries.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 03:43 PM (trdmm)

152 What do you want to bet they blame the right? "If you hadn't created such divisiveness and pitted everyone against each other, we wouldn't be in this situation! Ohh, if only Hillary had been elected."

-----------

Well none of this would have happened had Anthony Kennedy not decided to have a legacy built on gay marriage. And he was nominated by Reagan. So in essence it is Reagan's fault.

Posted by: SH at September 23, 2019 03:43 PM (sX1BW)

153 ASK THE RIGHT QUESTIONS

Posted by: the steel plate in Joe's head at September 23, 2019 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

154 134. Fightin ... hawks.


/tho Sioux gear stil available @ arena shop iirc.

Posted by: Buckaroo at September 23, 2019 03:43 PM (6egPo)

155 Forcing female athletes to compete against biological males will have a devastating effect on girls' and women's sports

Excellent. Now batting ... karma ... karma.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 03:43 PM (GRbI+)

156 Trump just tweeted this video:

https://tinyurl.com/y2jmv79b

It's a good one.
---
And it looks like Biden is trying to tell the press what stories they should run and what they shouldn't.

He's a threat to the first amendment?

Of course, not, here are all the left-wing news organizations who will say he's not!

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 03:43 PM (DuZls)

157 Tom Elliott@tomselliott
Megan Fox talks about how she encourages her 6-year-old son to wear dresses to school despite taunts from his classmates

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Mother of the year.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 23, 2019 03:43 PM (+y/Ru)

158 If nagging were an Olympic sport, it will always be dominated by women. So, there is that..

Posted by: IC at September 23, 2019 03:43 PM (a0IVu)

159 What are the Fighting Souix called these days?

Posted by: Puddin Head
>>
The Fighting Sue?

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 23, 2019 03:43 PM (yuEZw)

160 This is absurd!

Women and men are physical equals!

...I know. Because I watch movies with action heroes in them. Male or female it doesn't matter. The protagonist can kick the shit out of 5 people at once.

If male and female action heroes can compete equally, then why can't they do so in sports?

Posted by: RKae at September 23, 2019 03:43 PM (/OVph)

161 I'm surprised women who care about sports are taking this lying down. And the parents of girl athletes.

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LOL.

I'm not.

Most people who indulge in athletic hobbies for their daughters are middle-class+ suburbanites.

And those moms are never, ever going to denounce any left-wing idea (or countenance such from their husbands), just because it gets in the way of the kid's stupid dreams.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 03:34 PM (AzW6q)



Well...to be fair. If they support their daughters then they won't be able to sit around with the rest of the Wine Mom's and get drunk in the afternoon,

while buying over-priced clothing from the Wine Mom's Amway, Cabi Clothes.


Priorities people!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2019 03:43 PM (n8Jib)

162 At first I read that as "testicle slippers" and thought hey, that sounds right comfy...
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 23, 2019 03:42 PM (RD7QR)

Those are gifts that women buy to thank their divorce attorneys for their good work.

Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2019 03:44 PM (Ciifn)

163 And if we come to our senses about men competing in women's sports, can we talk again about women in combat roles, firefighters, etc?

Posted by: TexasDan at September 23, 2019 03:44 PM (yL25O)

164 It won't be considered wrong until real women athletes completely boycott all this.
But they don't.
Posted by: SH at September 23, 2019 03:39 PM (sX1BW)

It would take prominent female athletes all boycotting, and many of them are as rabid SJW as they come. So I don't see it happening until ALL the medals are won by transwomen, and bio born females are finally smart enough to punch back, and by then it will be too late.

Posted by: LizLem at September 23, 2019 03:44 PM (hvf9s)

165 If nagging were an Olympic sport, it will always be dominated by women. So, there is that..
Posted by: IC

---

Or if they'd let the person in the back of the bobsled decide where it's going.

Posted by: RKae at September 23, 2019 03:44 PM (/OVph)

166 The only real female sport(i.e., with an audience) is tennis

Posted by: Maa at September 23, 2019 03:44 PM (Xvy/m)

167 135 >Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 23, 2019 03:38 PM (bcbK



Did you let Ace know you were in line with a girl with an ass like a shelf today?
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 23, 2019 03:40 PM (sjdRT)

That was Saturday and if he reads the comments, he'll know...

She was...wow. Very fit. She did not skip squat day.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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at September 23, 2019 03:44 PM (bcbK8)

168 It seems appropriate to mention this here, there is a niche sexual kink where by men, usually smaller beta males pay buffed female bodybuilders to wrestle with them and physically dominate them. They are usually referred to as schmoes.

Posted by: Max Power at September 23, 2019 03:44 PM (llxrS)

169 We can laugh, but this is just fvcking wrong.

--------------

Then why did she participate?

It won't be considered wrong until real women athletes completely boycott all this.

But they don't.
Posted by: SH at September 23, 2019 03:39 PM (sX1BW)


Exactly, the one fucking time these nags have a legitimate reason to say "fuck this" they're off talking about shoes.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 23, 2019 03:45 PM (y7DUB)

170 Andrew Sullivan had a great attack on the trannies over the weekend. He wrote that studies indicated that most "gender confused" kids naturally resolve themselves at puberty, oftentimes into being gay or lesbian. And therefore, the insane tranny left was actually performing preemptive gay conversion therapy, of the kind they whine about Pence and Chick-Fil-A for. LOLGF.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 23, 2019 03:45 PM (ZGrMX)

171 How do you get female soccer players to make as much as male soccer players?

Replace the women with men in wigs.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 23, 2019 03:45 PM (rP4OC)

172 I've been shocked at how open some of my macho guy acquaintances are about giving said kicker a chance. "if she can do it she should be given the chance". NO she shouldn't.

-------------

I see this differently than you. I agree with your friends. If she can do it, she should be given the chance. I just don't think she can do it. That "if" basically means it won't happen. There is no "if" going the other way.

Posted by: SH at September 23, 2019 03:45 PM (sX1BW)

173 I think the tweet was right - Women's sports was a short lived experiment that's coming to an end. And once it comes down to men's sports, and men in drag's sports, I think the latter will end as well.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 03:45 PM (trdmm)

174 It is a strange world our betters are insisting on. I suspect that the effort to sustain the vision against reality is going to exhaust increasing numbers of them because reality doesn't have to exert any energy to simply exist, but the same cannot be said for fantasy.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors The Inauguration Primal Scream Woman Tour! Hilarity Ensues! at September 23, 2019 03:45 PM (eg2vB)

175
Then why did she participate?

It won't be considered wrong until real women athletes completely boycott all this.

But they don't.
Posted by: SH

======

I know, I know, but apparently that was the first time she'd gone up against a man. And yes, the women should refuse to compete -- the rules don't exclude trannies at the moment, but the women should refuse until the rules are changed.

I still say it's wrong that this stuff goes on.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2019 03:45 PM (1hF8k)

176 We're only going to allow women who used to be men to join combat teams now.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 03:45 PM (37IEG)

177 Why does dussault hate women? Such violent speech.

And I guarantee there have been a flood of complaints to Dr Christie's medical board.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2019 03:41 PM


Yep. I see someone just volunteered to be destroyed by the SJW mob.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2019 03:45 PM (ejd/p)

178 "Once a male body has gone through puberty, they have received the benefits. So the skeletal form, lung capacity, muscle density, the greater length of levers in their body, their muscle-to-weight ratio, their capacity to deal with dehydration much better, narrower hips, I mean you name it -- they are physiologically designed differently than women," she said.

She means people who identify as male, as opposed to people who identify as female.

So all the females have to do is identify as male.

Problem solved.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 03:45 PM (GRbI+)

179 this shit is why I wouldn't dream of using a dating site nowadays.

Posted by: x at September 23, 2019 03:45 PM (nFwvY)

180 I think it's likely that we'll get a series of idiots exclaiming that the best athlete are trans.

Ignoring that there are none in the men's category... but details are boring.

Posted by: MJ at September 23, 2019 03:45 PM (LQtHg)

181 Tranny beach volleyball does not sound like something I would enjoy watching.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 23, 2019 03:45 PM (88+cf)

182 I've been shocked at how open some of my macho guy acquaintances are about giving said kicker a chance. "if she can do it she should be given the chance". NO she shouldn't. The NFL is a men's sport and women need to stay out of it. I don't care if she can kick a 100 yd field goal, she doesn't belong on a football field. I'm barely tolerating women football coaches that a few teams are employing.

You can see where my guy friend's are robotically saying , in an obedient voice, if she can do it she should be given the chance. Beaten into submission by the "equal" world we live in.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 23, 2019 03:42 PM (+5FAd)

...

Have we been told what the locker room situation will be for her?

Posted by: TexasDan at September 23, 2019 03:45 PM (yL25O)

183 BTW, per the last thread that I missed. Shep's monologue about the non scandal made my blood boil, dishonest fcker.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2019 03:45 PM (KBY7Z)

184 Can't wait to see an NBA D Leaguer become the WNBA's MVP.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 23, 2019 03:46 PM (6zkHq)

185 I think this should be retroactive. Caitlyn Jenner now holds how many women's records?

Posted by: Passably Affable at September 23, 2019 03:46 PM (05d8I)

186 Zuby was on the Adam Carolla podcast a week or so ago. Interesting guy. Grew up in Saudi Arabia to English parents, went to Oxford, has no English accent, sounds like an American.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 03:46 PM (FiUMj)

187 158 If nagging were an Olympic sport, it will always be dominated by women. So, there is that..
Posted by: IC at September 23, 2019 03:43 PM (a0IVu)

I believe Hillary holds the gold in bitching.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 23, 2019 03:46 PM (TdMsT)

188 134 This all started when they went after schools with Indian names and mascots. What are the Fighting Souix called these days?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2019 03:40 PM (yRAFu)



I knew the Commiecrats were starting to lose it at that point.

The simple fact is that we pick mascots for positive, not negative, reasons, even if the Cleveland Indian mascot, Chief Wackahomah (get it?) is a bit silly.

We *don't* name teams the Detroit N*gg*rs, or the New York Heebs, or the Los Angeles Beaners. Nor do we have the Carolina Klansmen.

Do various White ethnics get mad about Vikings, Spartans, Trojans, etc.? In fact, naming teams Huns and Visigoths and Vandals might be kind of cool.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 23, 2019 03:46 PM (ujg0T)

189 170 Andrew Sullivan had a great attack on the trannies over the weekend. He wrote that studies indicated that most "gender confused" kids naturally resolve themselves at puberty, oftentimes into being gay or lesbian. And therefore, the insane tranny left was actually performing preemptive gay conversion therapy, of the kind they whine about Pence and Chick-Fil-A for. LOLGF.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 23, 2019 03:45 PM (ZGrMX)

=========

When Andy sounds sane, the Left has gone way too far.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 23, 2019 03:46 PM (q80AH)

190 I can't wait for men to start taking female scholarships.

Posted by: brak at September 23, 2019 03:46 PM (re5VH)

191 You can see where my guy friend's are robotically
saying , in an obedient voice, if she can do it she should be given the
chance. Beaten into submission by the "equal" world we live in.





Posted by: Jen the original at September 23, 2019 03:42 PM (+5FAd)

Just ask them what would happen if the kick is blocked or there's a bad snap and the girl kicker is suddenly a defensive player. She'd get killed. In other words, "she can't do it".

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 23, 2019 03:46 PM (CQ3Qb)

192 171 How do you get female soccer players to make as much as male soccer players?

Replace the women with men in wigs.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 23, 2019 03:45 PM (rP4OC)

...

Or revealing outfits.

YMMV.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 23, 2019 03:47 PM (yL25O)

193 Have you seen the Budweiser commercial where the little blonde defeats some guy at arm wrestling?

Right. I'm sure that that happens all the time. If she were arm wrestling David Hogg. Otherwise, not so much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 03:47 PM (GRbI+)

194 I believe Hillary holds the gold in bitching.

Posted by: Ladyl

----

And the hotel lamp throw.

Posted by: RKae at September 23, 2019 03:47 PM (/OVph)

195 Well...to be fair. If they support their daughters then they won't be able to sit around with the rest of the Wine Mom's and get drunk in the afternoon,

while buying over-priced clothing from the Wine Mom's Amway, Cabi Clothes.


Priorities people!!!


Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2019 03:43 PM


****

So...Wine Moms are the new Cougars?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 03:47 PM (axyOa)

196
And if we come to our senses about men competing in women's sports, can we talk again about women in combat roles, firefighters, etc?
Posted by: TexasDan

=======

One would hope. That's another wrong as far as I'm concerned. Wrong for everyone, including the women.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2019 03:47 PM (1hF8k)

197 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

You women support the demofascist party far more than men so you get their new rules. I think the butt hurt sports women is hilarious.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 23, 2019 03:47 PM (pw+jk)

198 190 I can't wait for men to start taking female scholarships.
Posted by: brak at September 23, 2019 03:46 PM (re5VH)

==========

I believe it's already started happening with track and field scholarships.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 23, 2019 03:47 PM (q80AH)

199 What's the problem. Women are just as physically capable as men. At least that's what they tell me when they advocate for women combat roles, fighter pilots and special forces positions.

Reap what you sow.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 23, 2019 03:47 PM (lQSMb)

200 Rene Richards was ahead of xer time.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 23, 2019 03:47 PM (88+cf)

201 193 Have you seen the Budweiser commercial where the little blonde defeats some guy at arm wrestling?

Right. I'm sure that that happens all the time. If she were arm wrestling David Hogg. Otherwise, not so much.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 03:47 PM (GRbI+)

==========

I'd let Charlize Theron beat me at arm wrestling.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 23, 2019 03:47 PM (q80AH)

202 192 171 How do you get female soccer players to make as much as male soccer players?

Replace the women with men in wigs.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 23, 2019 03:45 PM (rP4OC)

...

Or revealing outfits.

YMMV.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 23, 2019 03:47 PM (yL25O)


And get rid of the soccer ball. And the goals.

Maybe broadcast coverage from the shower room.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 03:48 PM (GRbI+)

203 I had hoped Bruce Jenner would compete in the women's pentathlon. Even at such an old age, a gold medal isn't out of the question. Put it on the shelf next to the decathlon one.

Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2019 03:48 PM (Ciifn)

204
Have we been told what the locker room situation will be for her?
Posted by: TexasDan

Ask Antonio Brown

Posted by: Jean at September 23, 2019 03:48 PM (B7KlG)

205 MSNBC Contributor: Supporting Sanders Over Warren May Be 'Sexism'

-
And Indian Native American First Peoples-phobia.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 23, 2019 03:48 PM (+y/Ru)

206 Renee

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 23, 2019 03:48 PM (88+cf)

207 I say get rid of all mens and womens sportsball. Consolidate everything and let men and women compete against each other directly. Feminism vs Trannies.....popcorn time baby!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 03:48 PM (FiUMj)

208 >>> I did get to see them live once, which was quite lucky considering the limited years that was possible.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 23, 2019 03:42 PM (ZGrMX)

Lucky! I still wish I had gotten to hear Amy Winehouse live. Limited years on that too.

Was seeing Kurt in person worth the hype? Did he live up to legendary status as one of the top grungers?

Posted by: LizLem at September 23, 2019 03:48 PM (hvf9s)

209 172 - She could never do the job even if she could do the kicking part. Kickers sometimes have to field a loose ball; kickers sometimes have to try and make a tackle. Can you really imagine a woman standing up to the physical punishment that gets meted out in those situations? Male kickers barely do.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 23, 2019 03:48 PM (/H5Dl)

210 I'd let Charlize Theron beat me at arm wrestling.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 23, 2019 03:47 PM (q80AH)


You would??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 03:48 PM (GRbI+)

211
When they finally wake up, they won't even be able to voice their outrage as the woke Tech overlords will censor them.

------

They won't wake up. I'll go ahead and predict this: in 2020 you will see a noticeable shift in votes towards Trump in every traditional Democrat demo - except for wine moms.

Liberalism is simply too much of their self___ for them to ever abandon. You can get people to question their political choices when they're based on historical tradition or entitlements or race, or whatever, but not when they are based on their personal sense of superiority.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 03:48 PM (AzW6q)

212 This Swede of the Corn is running around insulting anyone and everyone that doesn't agree with her. Why are they not getting the opportunity to counter? She can just go everywhere and rant, giving no fact or evidence whatsoever, just pointing fingers and blaming everyone for her future.

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 03:48 PM (XTsuu)

213 205 MSNBC Contributor: Supporting Sanders Over Warren May Be 'Sexism'

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And Indian Native American First Peoples-phobia.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 23, 2019 03:48 PM (+y/Ru)

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Yes!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 23, 2019 03:48 PM (q80AH)

214 Oh well write this athlete off, Leftists will bury him alive.

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2019 03:49 PM (ZCEU2)

215 198
190 I can't wait for men to start taking female scholarships.

Posted by: brak at September 23, 2019 03:46 PM (re5VH)



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I believe it's already started happening with track and field scholarships.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 23, 2019 03:47 PM (q80AH)


oh GAWD I hope so.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 23, 2019 03:49 PM (rP4OC)

216 I'd let Charlize Theron beat me at arm wrestling.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 23, 2019 03:47 PM (q80AH)

You would??

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That's not my arm.

Posted by: SH at September 23, 2019 03:49 PM (sX1BW)

217 I believe Hillary holds the gold in bitching.

Posted by: Ladyl

----

And the hotel lamp throw.


Posted by: RKae at September 23, 2019 03:47 PM (/OVph)
.........

and the bollard hurdles.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2019 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

218 So...Wine Moms are the new Cougars?
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Wine Moms aren't new. They've been around since ancient rome.

Posted by: which way to the vomitorium? at September 23, 2019 03:49 PM (s07I0)

219 Right. I'm sure that that happens all the time. If she were arm wrestling David Hogg. Otherwise, not so much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 03:47 PM (GRbI+)
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It's like all the waifish model-type babes kicking men through doors in movies these days.

...

Don't come home too soon, Gods of the Copybook Headings.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 03:49 PM (DuZls)

220 It's probably already been said, but I find it weird that with trannies being such a miniscule % of the population, that they are all over the place in things like women's sports. Women's/girls sports are starting to crawl with transgenders, it seems.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 23, 2019 03:50 PM (JoUsr)

221 Andrew Sullivan had a great attack on the trannies over the weekend. He wrote that studies indicated that most "gender confused" kids naturally resolve themselves at puberty, oftentimes into being gay or lesbian. And therefore, the insane tranny left was actually performing preemptive gay conversion therapy, of the kind they whine about Pence and Chick-Fil-A for. LOLGF.


That's just the spirochetes talking.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 23, 2019 03:50 PM (sFofr)

222 Remember the fun times when they'd demonstrate how a guy couldn't lift a chair standing flat foot and leaning his forehead against a wall but a woman could.

You'd think they were trying to demonstrate in one very simple way that women and men aren't the same or something.

Those propagandist bastards, we should have executed them from making us think there were differences!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 03:50 PM (37IEG)

223 "I'm surprised women who care about sports are taking this lying down." I don't care about people who care about sports.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 23, 2019 03:50 PM (mk9aG)

224 173 I think the tweet was right - Women's sports was a short lived experiment that's coming to an end. And once it comes down to men's sports, and men in drag's sports, I think the latter will end as well.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 03:45 PM (trdmm)

Varsity
and
Jive Vagina

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 03:50 PM (JFO2v)

225 Forced myself to watch 20 minutes of a WNBA Game. Wow... what a bad product. Far worse than the NBA. How's it still in bidness?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 23, 2019 03:30 PM (Zlgnq)

At this point, it's a sunk cost to push the Narrative. They don't care about losing money at this point. It's the same as all the money spent buying up movie tickets on apps to make Black Panther the number one movie of the year and Captain Marvel a "success", while the theaters reported that there weren't actually customers sitting in their "sold out" theaters.

Posted by: arvid at September 23, 2019 03:50 PM (gJAok)

226 *hic*

Posted by: Wine Moms at September 23, 2019 03:50 PM (vtcmf)

227 202 192 171 How do you get female soccer players to make as much as male soccer players?

Replace the women with men in wigs.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 23, 2019 03:45 PM (rP4OC)

...

Or revealing outfits.

YMMV.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 23, 2019 03:47 PM (yL25O)

And get rid of the soccer ball. And the goals.

Maybe broadcast coverage from the shower room.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 03:48 PM (GRbI+)

...

During halftime at football games.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 23, 2019 03:50 PM (yL25O)

228
And the hotel lamp throw.


Posted by: RKae at September 23, 2019 03:47 PM


****

And the WH Lincoln crystal lamp toss.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 03:51 PM (axyOa)

229 222 Remember the fun times when they'd demonstrate how a guy couldn't lift a chair standing flat foot and leaning his forehead against a wall but a woman could.

You'd think they were trying to demonstrate in one very simple way that women and men aren't the same or something.

Those propagandist bastards, we should have executed them from making us think there were differences!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 03:50 PM (37IEG)

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Women and men are different when women come out on top.

Women and men are the same when men come out on top, it's just implied sexism of the patriarchal society we live in that lets the men live.

Them's the rules.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 23, 2019 03:51 PM (q80AH)

230 I see this differently than you. I agree with your friends. If she can do it, she should be given the chance. I just don't think she can do it. That "if" basically means it won't happen. There is no "if" going the other way.
Posted by: SH at September 23, 2019 03:45 PM (sX1BW)

I agree with you, both that she should be allowed to try, and second that no, she can't do it.

Perhaps the biggest difference I can see at the professional level is that men who are trained, and have an appropriate stature, can take a hit, while very few women can. That's why women's sports tend to be non-contact sports. Take the kinds of hits that were dished out in the NFL games all day yesterday, and if a woman is the recipient of a single one of those, she's going to the hospital for a month. Men are built to take a lot of physical punishment, and keep on going . Women aren't.

The kicking position seems like a non contact sport, but wait until the first time a rusher miscalculates a block and connects his elbow to her jaw. End of career right there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 03:51 PM (trdmm)

231 It's probably already been said, but I find it weird that with trannies being such a miniscule % of the population, that they are all over the place in things like women's sports. Women's/girls sports are starting to crawl with transgenders, it seems.

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Seems that people like winning and attention. Then they are celebrated.

Incentives work.

Posted by: SH at September 23, 2019 03:51 PM (sX1BW)

232 Trans-Women's Sports should be narrated by Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 23, 2019 03:51 PM (oVJmc)

233 If men play all the women's sports then there would be more viewers and more pay for the "women." Two problems solved in one ugly hairy stroke.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 23, 2019 03:51 PM (pw+jk)

234 220
It's probably already been said, but I find it weird that with trannies
being such a miniscule % of the population, that they are all over the
place in things like women's sports. Women's/girls sports are starting
to crawl with transgenders, it seems.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 23, 2019 03:50 PM (JoUsr)


Every boy's a winner when he competes as a girl.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 23, 2019 03:51 PM (rP4OC)

235
Sports Recap:
Men's Finals
Women's Finals
Women with Dicks Finals

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 23, 2019 03:51 PM (88+cf)

236 I believe Hillary holds the gold in bitching.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 23, 2019 03:46 PM (TdMsT)
.........

Silver and Bronze: Kamalala and The Squaw.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2019 03:52 PM (v0R5T)

237 Ha, White House permanently cancels daily press briefings.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 23, 2019 03:52 PM (CQ3Qb)

238 225 Forced myself to watch 20 minutes of a WNBA Game. Wow... what a bad product. Far worse than the NBA. How's it still in bidness?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 23, 2019 03:30 PM (Zlgnq)

At this point, it's a sunk cost to push the Narrative. They don't care about losing money at this point. It's the same as all the money spent buying up movie tickets on apps to make Black Panther the number one movie of the year and Captain Marvel a "success", while the theaters reported that there weren't actually customers sitting in their "sold out" theaters.
Posted by: arvid at September 23, 2019 03:50 PM (gJAok)



Ther was wailing and gnashing of teeth among the leftist and lesbian crowd (excuse any redundancy) when the Sacramento Monarchs folded up.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 23, 2019 03:52 PM (ujg0T)

239 I'd let Charlize Theron beat me at arm wrestling.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 23, 2019 03:47 PM (q80AH)


She's a complete nut. Remember rule #1.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 23, 2019 03:52 PM (aS1PU)

240 Just ask them what would happen if the kick is blocked or there's a bad snap and the girl kicker is suddenly a defensive player. She'd get killed. In other words, "she can't do it".
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 23, 2019 03:46 PM (CQ3Qb)

Oh, but the NFL has spent millions on edumacation of it's players not to hit women. So now, suddenly, it's ok to flatten this bitch( term that would be used by Desmond Howard) to allow a run into the end zone?

You cannot have a society like this, with constantly changing rules and standards.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 23, 2019 03:52 PM (+5FAd)

241 It's trannies, all the way down. *hic*

Posted by: Wine Moms at September 23, 2019 03:52 PM (vtcmf)

242 217 I believe Hillary holds the gold in bitching.

Posted by: Ladyl

----

And the hotel lamp throw.


Posted by: RKae at September 23, 2019 03:47 PM (/OVph)
.........

and the bollard hurdles.
Posted by: wth at September 23, 2019 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

..

Her coach puller her out too soon.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 23, 2019 03:52 PM (yL25O)

243 I did some consulting work for the NBA in the early aughts. The WNBA was only a few years old but even back then the SJWness of the NBA was in full bloom. I was thinking nobody can possibly believe this shit can they? It's never made money, it never will make money.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 03:53 PM (FiUMj)

244 You cannot have a society like this, with constantly changing rules and standards.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 23, 2019 03:52 PM (+5FAd)


Worked great for Stalin!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 23, 2019 03:53 PM (CQ3Qb)

245 And those crazy French bastards with their crazy 'vive la difference!' shit.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 03:53 PM (37IEG)

246 240
Oh, but the NFL has spent millions on edumacation of it's players not to hit women. So now, suddenly, it's ok to flatten this bitch( term that would be used by Desmond Howard) to allow a run into the end zone?

You cannot have a society like this, with constantly changing rules and standards.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 23, 2019 03:52 PM (+5FAd)

===========

"Linebacker, did you hit the girl kicker that hard because you hate women?"
-Reporter

"I, uh, think women are beautiful and we should respect them."
-Linebacker

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 23, 2019 03:53 PM (q80AH)

247 Sports Recap:
Men's Finals
Women's Finals
Women with Dicks Finals

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 23, 2019 03:51 PM (88+cf)
.........

So I guess we're not going to see a remake of Kindergarten Cop anytime soon?

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2019 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

248 We had a girl try out for football. School admin told Coach had to give her a chance. She liked to throw the ball and had a decent spiral. But we already had a QB. Day 1, form tackle drill, and she was injured, one basic practice tackle. and that was that.

Nfl can't risk a female kicker getting killed out there on a blocked kick.

Posted by: brak at September 23, 2019 03:53 PM (re5VH)

249 The next step is defining the minimal amount of pretend girl a guy had to be

Posted by: Maa at September 23, 2019 03:53 PM (Xvy/m)

250 Looks like it's over a grand for a good .50 Beowulf upper

So that is getting put back on the 'wish list' unless I get lucky in Vegas.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 23, 2019 03:53 PM (bcbK8)

251 163
And if we come to our senses about men competing in women's sports, can
we talk again about women in combat roles, firefighters, etc?

Posted by: TexasDan at September 23, 2019 03:44 PM (yL25O)

++++It is just plain ridiculous. There are so many jobs that only a man can do. Laying carpets, moving furniture, landscaping, tarring roofs, digging ditches, changing tires, framing houses and buildings, installing cabinets, appliances. Any type of carrying, pushing, towing, erecting.
The list is endless and the work is physical and brutal. It is just insane to think that women have the power and the stamina required for these tasks. It is a fantasy.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 23, 2019 03:53 PM (9+jnX)

252 Have we been told what the locker room situation will be for her?
Posted by: TexasDan at September 23, 2019 03:45 PM (yL25O)

Antonio Brown will welcome her with open arms!

(allegedly)

Posted by: rd at September 23, 2019 03:54 PM (+0uDE)

253 239 I'd let Charlize Theron beat me at arm wrestling.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 23, 2019 03:47 PM (q80AH)

She's a complete nut. Remember rule #1.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 23, 2019 03:52 PM (aS1PU)



With her, it's like Oddysseus and the Sirens. Tough call.

Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2019 03:54 PM (Ciifn)

254 Never forget Rule #1.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2019 03:54 PM (UjSs6)

255 240:

Bitch is on the field in uniform. She is a player. Flatten her.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 23, 2019 03:54 PM (zEH23)

256 For all the "equal pay" crowd, every woman on the US women's soccer team is eligible to try out for MLS or the Premier League. You are not banned or forbidden, but they do have cuts. My brief research says you are worthy of getting the same pay as high school boys(nothing). The $500,000 you get is only because you have tits.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 23, 2019 03:54 PM (6zkHq)

257 While we're talking about men competing as women, what about 20-somethings competing as seniors? There's a very good reason why there are age categories in sports.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 03:54 PM (GRbI+)

258 (to femynysts and trannies)

Hey, let's you and xer fight.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 23, 2019 03:54 PM (oVJmc)

259 There are so many jobs that only a man can do. Laying carpets,

--------

Um?

Posted by: SH at September 23, 2019 03:54 PM (sX1BW)

260 Wasn't there a woman goalie in the NHL once? Or did she never make it to the NHL? She was definitely playing on professional mens teams, I remember that.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 03:54 PM (FiUMj)

261 It's the same as all the money spent buying up movie tickets on apps to make Black Panther the number one movie of the year and Captain Marvel a "success", while the theaters reported that there weren't actually customers sitting in their "sold out" theaters.


In fairness, I did that for the Gosnell movie. I wanted to support it but no way in hell was I going to go watch it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 23, 2019 03:55 PM (sFofr)

262 >>> And therefore, the insane tranny left was actually performing preemptive gay conversion therapy, of the kind they whine about Pence and Chick-Fil-A for. LOLGF.

It IS gay conversion therapy. Nice to see a broken clock can be right.

I don't know what can possibly stop the madness. There are plenty of testimonials of adults AND kids who regret their sex change surgeries or hormone treatments. All those stories get covered up, though, by the media. Those voices don't fit the current cultural narrative, so those voices must be silenced and marginalized.

Posted by: LizLem at September 23, 2019 03:55 PM (hvf9s)

263 >>Andrew Sullivan had a great attack on the trannies over the weekend. He wrote that studies indicated that most "gender confused" kids naturally resolve themselves at puberty, oftentimes into being gay or lesbian.


He wrote a really good detailed piece a few months ago. Tore apart the Trans activist's twisted logic --- and from a gay man's perspective (so, no "phobia" charge would stick).

Pretty sure it was effective because it was ignored. Figured they didn't want to rage about it to draw attention to it.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 03:55 PM (bDqIh)

264 What be on this bitch's back?

Posted by: Antonio Brown at September 23, 2019 03:55 PM (vtcmf)

265 260 Wasn't there a woman goalie in the NHL once? Or did she never make it to the NHL? She was definitely playing on professional mens teams, I remember that.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 03:54 PM (FiUMj)

=========

Uninformed theory:

The NFL rules around protecting the quarterback and groundwork for the first female quarterback.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 23, 2019 03:55 PM (q80AH)

266 Wasn't there a woman goalie in the NHL once? Or did she never make it to the NHL? She was definitely playing on professional mens teams, I remember that.

------------

That was one of the Mighty Ducks movies.

Posted by: SH at September 23, 2019 03:55 PM (sX1BW)

267 women's soccer team world champions -- lose to 14 year old boys.


It would be funnier if the women's world champion was a 17 year old boy ... how many other sports would youthful boy beat "the best woman"? Basketball ... football ... maybe not weights, not sure. Most track and field. Parallel parking?


https://tinyurl.com/y46fk9no

Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2019 03:55 PM (Cus5s)

268 I'd let Charlize Theron beat me at arm wrestling.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 23, 2019 03:47 PM (q80AH)

She's a complete nut. Remember rule #1.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 23, 2019 03:52 PM (aS1PU)



With her, it's like Oddysseus and the Sirens. Tough call.
Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2019 03:54 PM (Ciifn)


heh. Hold me back.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 23, 2019 03:55 PM (aS1PU)

269 erhaps the biggest difference I can see at the
professional level is that men who are trained, and have an appropriate
stature, can take a hit, while very few women can. That's why women's
sports tend to be non-contact sports. Take the kinds of hits that were
dished out in the NFL games all day yesterday, and if a woman is the
recipient of a single one of those, she's going to the hospital for a
month. Men are built to take a lot of physical punishment, and keep on
going . Women aren't.



The kicking position seems like a non contact sport, but wait until
the first time a rusher miscalculates a block and connects his elbow to
her jaw. End of career right there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 03:51 PM (trdmm)


I keep thinking of that Bob Menery playcall video of Antonio Brown (back when he was a Steeler) launching himself over a blocker and sending his foot right into the face of the opposing team's punter. Past the helmet grill and everything. Just SMASH, right into the face.
https://youtu.be/i1qdXA0sAnU

The first time that happens to a female kicker/punter, there will be no end of screaming from the feminazis.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 23, 2019 03:56 PM (rP4OC)

270 But can women field strip a .50 AR-15 in 20 seconds? Can women carry boxes of ammo for an AR15 heavier than moving boxes?

And will there be women left in 12 years when global climate warming change wipes out most of mans kinds?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 03:56 PM (37IEG)

271 You cannot have a society like this, with constantly changing rules and standards.

Posted by: Jen the original

----

The left's favorite sport: CALVIN BALL!

Posted by: RKae at September 23, 2019 03:56 PM (/OVph)

272 It's the same as all the money spent buying up movie tickets on apps to make Black Panther the number one movie of the year and Captain Marvel a "success", while the theaters reported that there weren't actually customers sitting in their "sold out" theaters.
---
Don't know about that. The theater I saw BP in was packed.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 03:56 PM (DuZls)

273 I've had a lot of reno work done on my home over the past 3-4 months. I'd say there have been 30 people working here including floor people, plumbers, electricians, painters, landscape people, you name it.

Percent of these people who were women: ZERO POINT ZERO. Bbbbut muh 77 cents on the dollar!!!

Fuck off.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 03:56 PM (FiUMj)

274 You cannot have a society like this, with constantly changing rules and standards.
========
On Wednesdays we shoot the cripples and retards and burn them. The ashes tend to make mess on your windshield if you use the wiper fluid. Just use a dry brush and it won't smear.

Safe driving. Long live the party!

Posted by: Friendly traffic cop in future world at September 23, 2019 03:57 PM (51xgM)

275 The NFL rules around protecting the quarterback and groundwork for the first female quarterback.

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So Tom Brady?

Posted by: SH at September 23, 2019 03:57 PM (sX1BW)

276 Easy way to stop this is to pass a rule that no XX chromosome endowed individual can compete against an XY chromosome endowed individual in any event not intentionally established to be a mixed chromosome competition.


That may work or we may have to have a civil war to settle this particular bit of stupidity among other stupidities.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at September 23, 2019 03:57 PM (SSmKj)

277 ++++It is just plain ridiculous. There are so many jobs that only a man can do.


One is to sit together with an entire roomful of other men for an entire football game and only have one person say "you good?" when getting some beers - and have that be the only thing said all day.

Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2019 03:57 PM (Ciifn)

278 250

So that is getting put back on the 'wish list' unless I get lucky in Vegas.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 23, 2019 03:53 PM (bcbK

will not getting lucky in vegas cut back on you gun funds?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 03:57 PM (JFO2v)

279 Was seeing Kurt in person worth the hype? Did he live up to legendary status as one of the top grungers?

I was pretty far back in the pit so "seeing Kurt" somewhat overstates the situation, but it was a great show and I enjoyed it. They even smashed everything at the end, which had to make it an expensive tour. There was a really bad opening band called "The Wipers", who fortunately faded into obscurity.

Even post-In Utero it was still primarily a small venue tour so it was light on the dazzling effects and mostly just them playing. But in that way it was kind of more of a fun show than the big arena bangers like Pearl Jam and Soundgarden.

My biggest miss that I regret was never seeing Alice in Chains when Layne Staley was alive.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 23, 2019 03:57 PM (ZGrMX)

280
242 217 I believe Hillary holds the gold in bitching.

Posted by: Ladyl

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And the hotel lamp throw.


Posted by: RKae at September 23, 2019 03:47 PM (/OVph)
.........

and the bollard hurdles.
Posted by: wth at September 23, 2019 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

..

Her coach puller her out too soon.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 23, 2019 03:52 PM (yL25O)

-------

I heard she is planning a return in June 2019 at the DNC Convention.

Posted by: rd at September 23, 2019 03:57 PM (+0uDE)

281 The kicking position seems like a non contact sport, but wait until the first time a rusher miscalculates a block and connects his elbow to her jaw. End of career right there.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 03:51 PM (trdmm)

She's still a football player. Kickers become defensive players when kicks are blocked. Punters become safeties when a returning player has gotten into the open, as are kick off kickers. Kickers get players pushed into them often, resulting in a penalty. Punters and sometimes field goal kickers are used to fake a punt or fg and need to either run it in(not often), or throw the ball downfield, or pass it off, making them eligible to be tackled.

The entire idea is stupid, SJW crap from the NFL owners.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 23, 2019 03:57 PM (+5FAd)

282 Women can rip up the carpet and wax the hardwood floor.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 23, 2019 03:57 PM (pw+jk)

283 >>"I, uh, think women are beautiful and we should respect them."
-Linebacker

Linebackers are people too.

#Linebacker Lives Matter

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 03:57 PM (ZLI7S)

284 274 You cannot have a society like this, with constantly changing rules and standards.
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On Wednesdays we shoot the cripples and retards and burn them. The ashes tend to make mess on your windshield if you use the wiper fluid. Just use a dry brush and it won't smear.

Safe driving. Long live the party!
Posted by: Friendly traffic cop in future world at September 23, 2019 03:57 PM (51xgM)

=========

On Thursdays, it will become illegal to shoot the cripples and retards and burn them. Anyone who did it on Wednesday will be eligible for punishment by your local HOA.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 23, 2019 03:57 PM (q80AH)

285
"I'm surprised women who care about sports are taking this lying down." I don't care about people who care about sports.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand

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Same here. What's with this delusion that pro athletes are playing for a particular city? They follow the money ffs, and then local fans follow them like puppies. What gives?

I'm trying to figure out what female athletes should do, because god knows there are some dedicated, hard-working girls out there who love their sports. But if I think it's stupid to care about the NBA, I sure as heck ain't gonna care about the WNBA.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2019 03:58 PM (1hF8k)

286 The NFL rules around protecting the quarterback and groundwork for the first female quarterback.

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So Tom Brady?
Posted by: SH


Ref: *blows whistle* - 30 minute time out for a broken nail.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2019 03:58 PM (VY2sw)

287 278 250

So that is getting put back on the 'wish list' unless I get lucky in Vegas.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 23, 2019 03:53 PM (bcbK

will not getting lucky in vegas cut back on you gun funds?
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 03:57 PM (JFO2v)

I MOSTLY have all the guns I need right now due to spite buying and...poor impulse control.

I'm not taking anything to Vegas I can't afford to lose. But if I bring home extra, which has happened a time or two, I can maybe do some more spite buys.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 23, 2019 03:58 PM (bcbK8)

288
Easy way to stop this is to pass a rule that no XX chromosome endowed
individual can compete against an XY chromosome endowed individual in
any event not intentionally established to be a mixed chromosome
competition




Ah, but see, that's retreating to BIOLOGY, which has no place in the world of gender politics. It would never fly.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 23, 2019 03:59 PM (rP4OC)

289 163

And if we come to our senses about men competing in women's sports, can

we talk again about women in combat roles, firefighters, etc?



Posted by: TexasDan at September 23, 2019 03:44 PM (yL25O)


Oh, fukkin hell. Years ago in PHX they were bitching because womyns couldn't pass the physical to be firefighters.
So, of course, they changed the requirements. That way you could have some 150 girl wearing 80lbs of gear trying to carry your 250 lbs carcass out of a burning building.
Makes sense to me!

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 23, 2019 03:59 PM (88+cf)

290 Uninformed theory:

The NFL rules around protecting the quarterback and groundwork for the first female quarterback.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts

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The way the NFL is going, it should only be a couple of years before they impose the "Three Alligator Rush."

Defense has to wait...

"One alligator, two alligator, three alligator!"

THEN they can rush.

Posted by: RKae at September 23, 2019 03:59 PM (/OVph)

291 While we're talking about men competing as women, what about 20-somethings competing as seniors? There's a very good reason why there are age categories in sports.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 03:54 PM (GRbI+)
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Perfectly illustrated by Bertie Wooster entering Bingo Little in the Mature Gentleman's Race, hoping to beat out the octogenarian Charlie Benbow.

Posted by: bluebell at September 23, 2019 03:59 PM (aXucN)

292 288 Ah, but see, that's retreating to BIOLOGY, which has no place in the world of gender politics. It would never fly.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 23, 2019 03:59 PM (rP4OC)

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Chromosomes are a social construct and a tool of the patriarchy to keep down people of color through climate change.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 23, 2019 03:59 PM (q80AH)

293 "Same here. What's with this delusion that pro athletes are playing for a particular city? They follow the money ffs, and then local fans follow them like puppies. What gives? "

My favorite is when people say stuff my "we" won or "my team" is doing this. Uhm nah bruh. You didn't win shit. And unless you're a shareholder, it ain't your team.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 03:59 PM (FiUMj)

294 Perhaps the biggest difference I can see at the professional level is that men who are trained, and have an appropriate stature, can take a hit, while very few women can. That's why women's sports tend to be non-contact sports. Take the kinds of hits that were dished out in the NFL games all day yesterday, and if a woman is the recipient of a single one of those, she's going to the hospital for a month. Men are built to take a lot of physical punishment, and keep on going . Women aren't.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 03:51 PM (trdmm)


And in fairness, the men involved in the NFL are in the prime of life, in peak physical condition, and selected for their ability to deliver and take the hits.

Probably none of the 29+ guys on the HQ would last long taking those hits, never mind most women.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 03:59 PM (GRbI+)

295 And will there be women left in 12 years when global climate warming change wipes out most of mans kinds?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 03:56 PM (37IEG)
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That's why I got a chuckle out of Liz Warren's completely clueless idea that she was standing in front of arches not thanks to any man.

A long time ago, in anthropology class, the most diplomatic explanation of how sexual division of labor happened was that men had strength to push a plow through clay and women didn't.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 03:59 PM (DuZls)

296 Easy way to stop this is to pass a rule that no XX chromosome endowed
individual can compete against an XY chromosome endowed individual in
any event not intentionally established to be a mixed chromosome
competition

---------------

That is much simpler than boys compete against boys and girls compete against girls.

Posted by: SH at September 23, 2019 04:00 PM (sX1BW)

297 hahahaha

Trump just said he watched "Rudy take Fredo apart".

Best. President. Ever.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 04:00 PM (ZLI7S)

298 248 We had a girl try out for football. School admin told Coach had to give her a chance. She liked to throw the ball and had a decent spiral. But we already had a QB. Day 1, form tackle drill, and she was injured, one basic practice tackle. and that was that.

Nfl can't risk a female kicker getting killed out there on a blocked kick.
Posted by: brak at September 23, 2019 03:53 PM (re5VH)

I've seen it in fighters, boxers, MMA, it happened to Rousey. Women fighters do a lot of swinging, but don't connect up top much. Most men, apparently due to heavier skulls, can take a head shot without going down. (Those that can't are said to have a glass jaw) Almost all women are built with a "glass jaw", meaning one clean straight head shot and they are down for the count. It can't be "trained" or practiced out of, it's the way their skeletal system is built. It's just not the same.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 04:00 PM (trdmm)

299 and the bollard hurdles.
Posted by: wth at September 23, 2019 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

..

Her coach puller her out too soon.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 23, 2019 03:52 PM (yL25O)

-------

I heard she is planning a return in June 2019 at the DNC Convention.
Posted by: rd at September 23, 2019 03:57 PM (+0uDE)

...

She'll never be on a debate stage again, but if she were, her GOP opponent should bring a replica bollard and set it behind her on the stage for support.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 23, 2019 04:00 PM (yL25O)

300 I'll care about anything Stacy Kiebler asks me to care about.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 04:00 PM (37IEG)

301 That British lifting record still weighed less than an AR-15

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at September 23, 2019 04:00 PM (FJYfm)

302 This is the Andrew Sullivan piece for NY Magazine:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y79cgfmg

*Yeah, he's a kook who was obsessed with Palin's uterus, but this is good.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 04:01 PM (bDqIh)

303 I am already seeing male field hockey prospects/recruits, some don't even try very hard to look like females.

honestly I don't care anymore if this ends Title IX mis-application GOOD

right now girls' sports (I call it that b/c it's really primarily youth sports, once females get older they do NOT participate except in rare cases or Lesbians) is in a total college-entrance-scholarship gold rush. you can already see the end of the road, with or without boys trying to get into it.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 23, 2019 04:01 PM (Rarvo)

304 I'd be OK with just some Greco- Roman wrestling with Charlize Thereon.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 23, 2019 04:01 PM (pw+jk)

305 If the FAB has any pull in the DNC, there is no way she will allow a female nominee as long as she is alive.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2019 04:01 PM (87l8c)

306 274 You cannot have a society like this, with constantly changing rules and standards.
========
On Wednesdays we shoot the cripples and retards and burn them. The ashes tend to make mess on your windshield if you use the wiper fluid. Just use a dry brush and it won't smear.

Safe driving. Long live the party!
Posted by: Friendly traffic cop in future world at September 23, 2019 03:57 PM (51xgM)

They are soylent green!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 04:01 PM (JFO2v)

307 You know when the closed the freak and punk shows at the carnival you knew we were headed in the wrong direction. Now we have Gimps telling us what to do.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2019 04:01 PM (yRAFu)

308 honestly I don't care anymore if this ends Title IX mis-application GOOD

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Old artificial constructs must give way to new artificial constructs.

Posted by: SH at September 23, 2019 04:02 PM (sX1BW)

309 Easy way to stop this is to pass a rule that no XX chromosome endowed
individual can compete against an XY chromosome endowed individual in
any event not intentionally established to be a mixed chromosome
competition

---------------

That is much simpler than boys compete against boys and girls compete against girls.
Posted by: SH


Innie vs innie, outie vs outie.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2019 04:02 PM (VY2sw)

310 The way the NFL is going, it should only be a couple of years before they impose the "Three Alligator Rush."

Defense has to wait...

"One alligator, two alligator, three alligator!"
========
Sounds good to me.

Posted by: Browns Offensive Line Coach at September 23, 2019 04:02 PM (Eb82f)

311 One is to sit together with an entire roomful of
other men for an entire football game and only have one person say "you
good?" when getting some beers - and have that be the only thing said
all day.

Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2019 03:57 PM (Ciifn)

+++And men don't waste words - another compelling argument for the man.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 23, 2019 04:02 PM (9+jnX)

312 How is Hillary going to react to nominee Warren?
I wouldn't expect her to cede the First Lady-Prez title to anyone while her cold lifeless body is still undead and above ground.

Posted by: Downcast at September 23, 2019 04:02 PM (7l4n/)

313 308 honestly I don't care anymore if this ends Title IX mis-application GOOD

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Old artificial constructs must give way to new artificial constructs.
Posted by: SH at September 23, 2019 04:02 PM (sX1BW)

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"Tear down this wall!"
-pointing at Chesterton's wall

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 23, 2019 04:02 PM (q80AH)

314 "Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls
Who do girls like they're boys"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 23, 2019 04:02 PM (bcbK8)

315 Ads you're never going to see -

Hunting party for Kodiak Bear - spears and knives only.
No men need apply

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 04:02 PM (37IEG)

316 I still don't know why Roller Derby is no longer. This was the one sport you only wanted to watch the chicks participate in. Guy Roller Derby was totes gay.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2019 04:03 PM (yRAFu)

317 I was ahead of my time.

Posted by: Lana Lawless at September 23, 2019 04:03 PM (kYKfn)

318 Easy way to stop this is to pass a rule that no XX chromosome endowed
individual can compete against an XY chromosome endowed individual in
any event not intentionally established to be a mixed chromosome
competition

---------------

That is much simpler than boys compete against boys and girls compete against girls.
Posted by: SH

Innie vs innie, outie vs outie.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2019 04:02 PM (VY2sw)


Shirts and skins.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 23, 2019 04:03 PM (aS1PU)

319 I still don't know why Roller Derby is no longer. This was the one sport you only wanted to watch the chicks participate in. Guy Roller Derby was totes gay.

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Agreed.

Posted by: Men's Figure Skating Association at September 23, 2019 04:03 PM (sX1BW)

320 From a conservative POV, we should embrace this. Nothing like seeing 6'5" 260lb "women" win every gold medal, to wake up the LIVs to the realities of the left's insanity.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 04:03 PM (FiUMj)

321 Probably none of the 29+ guys on the HQ would last long taking those hits, never mind most women.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 03:59 PM (GRbI+)

Heh, I think about that every time some running back pops back up after three 250 lb thugs have just tossed him on the ground and stomped on him together.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 04:03 PM (trdmm)

322 Well... if we start giving all young girls testosterone, that will screw up their reproductive system so... no babies. Which is indeed a bonus for the powers that be, who only want muslims to breed.


So yeah, this is a win/ win. Turn men into sissified women using soy. Turn women into men using hormones. No one breeds, except muslims and the chosen.


/they're saving gaia.

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell, partially because of the UAW at September 23, 2019 04:04 PM (gdfZ0)

323 I destroyed the egg eating record. Suck it bitches!

Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at September 23, 2019 04:04 PM (Zv1X1)

324 Watch yourself, Kaufman.

Posted by: Jerry "The King" Lawler at September 23, 2019 04:04 PM (JkygK)

325 "All the boys want to be all the girls want to be all the boys in this turnaround world" - Fish (from "Lady, Let It Lie")

Good thing Fish's songs are never popular. He'd have to apologize for that one from '94!

Posted by: RKae at September 23, 2019 04:04 PM (/OVph)

326 < 7 Million watched the Emmys. WOKE IS BROKE!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 04:04 PM (JFO2v)

327 If the nominee was a younger woman, maybe. Then FAB can claim she "cracked the glass ceiling" for her.
Warren? Hell no.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2019 04:05 PM (87l8c)

328 While we're talking about men competing as women, what about 20-somethings competing as seniors? There's a very good reason why there are age categories in sports.

this is also already happening in college recruiting of girls - the foreign athlete

they tend to be much much older! you will see 25 year old Dutch freshmen at state university, with their children in tow, hanging in the states and getting a degree for free, thank you taxpayers!

even with American student athletes, there is a lot of muddling with ages - it's called "reclassifying" you would repeat grades in high school or go to a two-year prep school before you start as a freshmen. freshmen girl athletes are getting older and older every year!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 23, 2019 04:05 PM (Rarvo)

329 Just boys who look like girls who look like boys who look like Cher.


Posted by: Jerry Reed at September 23, 2019 04:05 PM (37IEG)

330 cocks v. cuunts

Seems simple.

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 04:05 PM (XTsuu)

331 The Babylon Bee just this morning:

"Parents Allow 6 Year Old Son to Transition to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, In Accordance With His Wishes".


It's probably MORE rational for a little boy to want to become a TMNT than a girl.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 23, 2019 04:05 PM (6qa8a)

332 All right, back to work before someone starts posting Gwendoline Christie nudes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 23, 2019 04:05 PM (bcbK8)

333 One is to sit together with an entire roomful of
other men for an entire football game and only have one person say "you
good?" when getting some beers - and have that be the only thing said
all day.

Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2019 03:57 PM (Ciifn)
---
C'mon. Bad calls--and there are always bad calls--get discussions.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 04:05 PM (DuZls)

334 Its like front wheel drive cars destroyed Demolition Derby. Fuck.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2019 04:06 PM (yRAFu)

335 Even car racing where you might think the difference between sexes might not show up obviously it does, only a few women have made the top tier racing and none have won as far as I know.

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2019 04:06 PM (ZCEU2)

336 "For all the "equal pay" crowd, every woman on the US women's soccer team is eligible to try out for MLS"

imagine if the whiny "equal pay", much lauded soccer team girls got their "equal pay", but then "boys will be girls" all tried out and none of the girls made the team, none got that pay day. hahahahahaha

Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2019 04:06 PM (Cus5s)

337 We should wait and see where Megan Fox stands on this.

Should her mentally deranged son be able to beat up on girls because mommy decided he should wear dresses?

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 04:06 PM (XTsuu)

338
Anyone remember Christian Okoye? Unstoppable, until he got smacked by Atwater, who hit him so hard he was never the same again. It wasn't a horrible injury - just fear.

If it was Christiana Okoye, Steve would have killed her.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 04:06 PM (AzW6q)

339
While we're talking about men competing as women, what about 20-somethings competing as seniors? There's a very good reason why there are age categories in sports.

=======

That's why 13-year-old Chinese gymnasts identify as 15.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2019 04:06 PM (1hF8k)

340 She muffed the kick!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2019 04:06 PM (KBY7Z)

341 It's hard to fully understand how big NFL players are unless you stand next to one in real life. These dudes are YUUUUGE, like freakishly so. And that doesn't quite come across on TV or in the stands.

I don't care how fit a woman is, they'd be annihilated in the NFL. Like to the point of serious damage or death.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 04:06 PM (FiUMj)

342 The Babylon Bee just this morning:

"Parents Allow 6 Year Old Son to Transition to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, In Accordance With His Wishes".


It's probably MORE rational for a little boy to want to become a TMNT than a girl.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 23, 2019 04:05 PM (6qa8a)
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If they care enough, they'll get him some toxic waste...

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 04:06 PM (DuZls)

343 OT:

So, the climate protests saying that capitalism kills the earth have me thinking back to movies I've seen from the Soviet Union.

These are movies that the Soviet Union paid for and chose to release.

The ones set in the present day are consistently filthy looking. Industrial trash and waste just everywhere.

Hell, it's believe that when Andrei Tarkovksy made Stalker he contracted cancer from the location in Tallinn in Eastonia.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 23, 2019 04:06 PM (q80AH)

344 Easy way to stop this is to pass a rule that no XX chromosome endowed
individual can compete against an XY chromosome endowed individual in
any event not intentionally established to be a mixed chromosome
competition



Way to discriminate against athletes with Kleinfelters syndrome.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2019 04:06 PM (87l8c)

345 On Wednesdays we shoot the cripples and retards and burn them.

-
I don't like Greta Thunderpants either but that seems a little extreme.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 23, 2019 04:06 PM (+y/Ru)

346 Easy way to stop this is to pass a rule that no XX chromosome endowed

individual can compete against an endowed individual in

any event not intentionally established to be a mixed chromosome

competition

No way HATER!!!

Posted by: LGBTQXYZ chromosome at September 23, 2019 04:06 PM (Zv1X1)

347 Oh, fukkin hell. Years ago in PHX they were bitching because womyns couldn't pass the physical to be firefighters.
So, of course, they changed the requirements. That way you could have some 150 girl wearing 80lbs of gear trying to carry your 250 lbs carcass out of a burning building.
Makes sense to me!
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 23, 2019 03:59 PM (88+cf)


Berkeley went through that in 70s. Carrying a sack of concrete mix down two flights of stairs was washing out female candidates for the fire department, and a sack concrete weighs less than 100 lbs. So they got rid of that test. I guess if you weigh over 100 lbs. you're on your own if you're the victim of a fire.

Similarly, the police department required applicants to be able to climb over a six foot (i.e., standard) fence, and that washed out female candidates. I asked a gym buddy of mine who was a Berkeley cop if (as the feminists bleated) that was a bogus test. Hell, no, he replied. Perps routinely go cross-country over fences, he continued, since very few criminals are sufficiently well-bred to run along the street so you can drive up behind them. He spent half his time climbing over fences chasing down a-holes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 04:07 PM (GRbI+)

348
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 04:04 PM (JFO2v)


But that's 7 million people who got to hear my inspiring speech about my brother/sister, who really broke down barriers by being a tranny who committed suicide.

Posted by: Patricia Arquette at September 23, 2019 04:07 PM (FJYfm)

349 322: they give the guys estrogen and progesterone. not soy

Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 04:07 PM (U7k5w)

350 You also have the three (at least) African 800 runners who were brought up as women but are chemically male.

Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2019 04:07 PM (EYsyU)

351 What about Turners syndrome athletes? Are they not allowed to compete against your extremely violent rules?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2019 04:07 PM (87l8c)

352 While we're talking about men competing as women, what about 20-somethings competing as seniors? There's a very good reason why there are age categories in sports.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 03:54 PM (GRbI+)
++++++++++++
I self-identify as 67. I will be taking my fully-deferred social security now for the rest of my record-breaking lifespan. Thank you.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 04:07 PM (I2dne)

353 So when little Wednesday decides she wants to be a tree at age 3, we're going to do some limb grafting eh?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 04:07 PM (37IEG)

354 335 Even car racing where you might think the difference between sexes might not show up obviously it does, only a few women have made the top tier racing and none have won as far as I know.
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2019 04:06 PM (ZCEU2)

...

Same with e-sports. (Don't hate on me on the sports thing, it's what its called.)

As far as I know there are no gender rules for top teams in computer game competition, and there is plenty of money involved.

Zero females at the topmost level.

There are some orgs that sponsor female teams now but it's a sideshow.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 23, 2019 04:08 PM (yL25O)

355

It's a MANS' WORLD RECORD BAYBEE................

yo to the POLE vaulters everywhere.

except for the Ukranian womens' shot putters they are BALL BUSTERS....who ya gonna call when ya need to PUTT OUT?

Posted by: saf at September 23, 2019 04:08 PM (5IHGB)

356 I'm surprised Mary Cloggenstein hasn't chimed in with the views of the Battleboro Womenzs Center.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 04:08 PM (axyOa)

357 Idk, my son's homeroom teacher looks like she could hunt bear with a pool noodle.


My big football/lax playing sons are brick walls. The middle one came home drunk in college and saw that the smart car was STILL hogging the visitor spot. Those things roll easily, apparently.

Posted by: dagny at September 23, 2019 04:08 PM (x8LpQ)

358 Easy way to stop this is to pass a rule that no XX chromosome endowed
individual can compete against an XY chromosome endowed individual in
any event not intentionally established to be a mixed chromosome
competition

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Leave it to us. If we can define a "catch" we can define how to properly segregate chromosomal differences.

Posted by: NFL Rules Committee at September 23, 2019 04:08 PM (sX1BW)

359 they give the guys estrogen and progesterone. not soy

There are proteins in Soy that are estrogen analogues. Part of the theory behind soy boys. Not kidding.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2019 04:08 PM (87l8c)

360 There is no positive side to validating psychosis. None.

Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 04:09 PM (U7k5w)

361 This could be a primary outcome to rnd women's suffrage

Posted by: Mack the jack at September 23, 2019 04:09 PM (Xvy/m)

362 "Strange New World they're plotting for all of us, as the general public
gets an eyefull of a dude throwing a woman around the mat in judo."
This already happened in 2014 when a tranny man broke the skull of a real woman in an MMA fight.
"Fallon Fox" had surgery in it's 20s to transition to a "woman" Broke some woman's orbital bone and gave her a concussion. But Stay woke everyone.

Posted by: Timon at September 23, 2019 04:09 PM (dKm4U)

363 This all started when they went after schools with Indian names and mascots. What are the Fighting Souix called these days?
Posted by: Puddin Head

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A few years ago, the Catholic HS my sons attended had one or two folks whine over the mascot (The Crusaders). At the next parents meeting, their concerns were hooted down with prejudice.

LOLGF

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2019 04:09 PM (Y4EXg)

364 For all the "equal pay" crowd, every woman on the US women's soccer team is eligible to try out for MLS"

imagine
if the whiny "equal pay", much lauded soccer team girls got their
"equal pay", but then "boys will be girls" all tried out and none of the
girls made the team, none got that pay day. hahahahahaha


Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2019 04:06 PM (Cus5s)

All this good and hard.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 23, 2019 04:09 PM (Zv1X1)

365 the climate protests saying that capitalism kills the earth have me thinking back to movies I've seen from the Soviet Union.

These are movies that the Soviet Union paid for and chose to release.

--

I've been all over the FSU. The only place filthier is China.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 23, 2019 04:09 PM (YslsA)

366 So, the climate protests saying that capitalism kills the earth have me thinking back to movies I've seen from the Soviet Union.

These are movies that the Soviet Union paid for and chose to release.

The ones set in the present day are consistently filthy looking. Industrial trash and waste just everywhere.


DDG "Aral Sea," to get a read on Soviet environmentalism.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 04:09 PM (GRbI+)

367 The soy theory also suggests why 8 year old girls are undergoing puberty.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2019 04:09 PM (87l8c)

368 360 There is no positive side to validating psychosis. None.
Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 04:09 PM (U7k5w)

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But just think of all the virtue I'll be able to signal to strangers on the Internet!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 23, 2019 04:09 PM (q80AH)

369 KOCK and KUNT the organs of the people.
Oldies but goodies all day long and smooth jazz on Sunday nights.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 23, 2019 04:09 PM (pw+jk)

370 338
Anyone remember Christian Okoye? Unstoppable, until he got smacked by Atwater, who hit him so hard he was never the same again. It wasn't a horrible injury - just fear.
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Look at what happened to Jay Schrader after that NFC Championship game in the Meadow Lands. He was never the same after LT Taylor kept hammering him. Fortuneately, we traded him to the Raiders for a Jim Lachay. Then the Raiders vowed never to trade with us again.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2019 04:09 PM (yRAFu)

371 Same here. What's with this delusion that pro athletes are playing for a particular city? They follow the money ffs, and then local fans follow them like puppies. What gives?

I'm trying to figure out what female athletes should do, because god knows there are some dedicated, hard-working girls out there who love their sports. But if I think it's stupid to care about the NBA, I sure as heck ain't gonna care about the WNBA.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2019 03:58 PM (1hF8k)



I think they suffer from a "Fan Gap" with respect to the men's team.

Although, I think it's kinda lame to wear "fan gear"/jerseys etc once you're...oh, let's say out of college, I'm clearly in the minority on that one.

But, when is it ever cool for a woman to wear a New York Harpies or whatever WNBA jersey?

That would be never. Unless, you want to advertise as a lesbian. And I'm guessing even lesbians aren't big on wearing those lame-ass jerseys..

I bet the women fans don't even know the players names.

The best women's sports can do is get people fired up over the World Cup for a couple of weeks or the US Women's soccer team.

Other than that it's ice skating and gymnastics and diving.

And I'd much rather watch women doing that than some dude.

Ok, incoherent rant over.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2019 04:09 PM (n8Jib)

372 341 It's hard to fully understand how big NFL players are unless you stand next to one in real life. These dudes are YUUUUGE, like freakishly so. And that doesn't quite come across on TV or in the stands.

I don't care how fit a woman is, they'd be annihilated in the NFL. Like to the point of serious damage or death.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 04:06 PM (FiUMj)

...

There are 300 lb linemen in HS football now. I can't think of a level where girls could safely compete, nor for that matter plenty of the boys.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 23, 2019 04:10 PM (yL25O)

373 Ruling Class Rule:
Everything in society must be rearranged to cater to whims of tiniest minority groups (e.g., transgenders), but nothing should ever have to be changed to accommodate a majority preference (e.g., reduced immigration levels, limits on third trimester abortions, Brexit (if you're British), etc.).

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 23, 2019 04:10 PM (hdzef)

374 365 the climate protests saying that capitalism kills the earth have me thinking back to movies I've seen from the Soviet Union.

These are movies that the Soviet Union paid for and chose to release.

--

I've been all over the FSU. The only place filthier is China.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 23, 2019 04:09 PM (YslsA)

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And, of course, the counter will be, "The Soviet Union wasn't communist. It was a right wing fascism."

Their brand of statism is pure, unlike all the other brands of statism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 23, 2019 04:10 PM (q80AH)

375
"Fallon Fox" had surgery in it's 20s to transition to a "woman" Broke some woman's orbital bone and gave her a concussion. But Stay woke everyone.
Posted by: Timon at September 23, 2019 04:09 PM (dKm4U)

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That was savage - he split her head open like a watermelon.

Her promoter/manager/whoever convinced her to do that is an asshole.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 04:10 PM (AzW6q)

376 367 The soy theory also suggests why 8 year old girls are undergoing puberty.
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So why don't Asian 8 year olds have big boobies at nine?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2019 04:10 PM (yRAFu)

377 359: I know this, but soy is nothing compared to what these sick delusional people are given.

Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 04:10 PM (U7k5w)

378 Women are better than or equal to men in a number of disciplines but hand eye coordination/ physical strength competitions aren't one of them.

Archery, shooting , pool , darts , golfing short game, etc . Women can't complete with men in those competitions even though strength is not the primary factor.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 23, 2019 04:10 PM (lQSMb)

379 But - this is why you have to get them started young to not be 'men'.

Because, being a guy starts at a very very early age.

https://tinyurl.com/y3pedj3o

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 04:11 PM (37IEG)

380 376 367 The soy theory also suggests why 8 year old girls are undergoing puberty.
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So why don't Asian 8 year olds have big boobies at nine?


honestly have we ever before tracked the average onset of puberty for miso-american indigenous peoples? it may simply be that that influx has affected our stats. because, exactly, there's no similar trend among Japanese girls in Japan.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 23, 2019 04:11 PM (Rarvo)

381 335 Even car racing where you might think the difference between sexes might not show up obviously it does, only a few women have made the top tier racing and none have won as far as I know.
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2019 04:06 PM (ZCEU2)


Now here's a question: why are there separate mens' and womens' competitions in chess?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 04:12 PM (GRbI+)

382 I was reading someone's Twitter post yesterday and she (Conservative) was pissed about taxpayers of Wisconsin having to pay for transgender reassignment surgery. She stated her boobs were ruined from having kids and Wisconsin taxpayers aren't paying for her to get new boobs since its cosmetic, yet she has to pay for new boobs for the transgenders.
Let that sink in, wine moms voting blue.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2019 04:12 PM (wiXsO)

383 There is no positive side to validating psychosis. None.

-
Chuckles?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 23, 2019 04:12 PM (+y/Ru)

384 One way or another, things will revert to sanity, whether by cultural pressure or crushing force.

The soy theory also suggests why 8 year old girls are undergoing puberty.

I think it has more to do with excessive prenatal care, extreme caution about diet, exercise, and keeping them from eating the hair off the carpet, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 04:13 PM (KZzsI)

385 Now here's a question: why are there separate mens' and womens' competitions in chess?


lol come on

you know why

no woman would ever win another competition again were they co-ed

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 23, 2019 04:13 PM (Rarvo)

386 Isn't there a fairly good female football kicker in college or semi pro team?

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2019 04:13 PM (ZCEU2)

387 The soy theory also suggests why 8 year old girls are undergoing puberty.
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So why don't Asian 8 year olds have big boobies at nine?
Posted by: Puddin Head


Check PronHub. Very few Asians are racked.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2019 04:13 PM (VY2sw)

388 Were the Academy Awards on Citizens Band radio or something? Dinna see any of it/them.

Posted by: Burger Chef at September 23, 2019 04:13 PM (RuIsu)

389 381 335 Even car racing where you might think the difference between sexes might not show up obviously it does, only a few women have made the top tier racing and none have won as far as I know.
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2019 04:06 PM (ZCEU2)

Now here's a question: why are there separate mens' and womens' competitions in chess?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 04:12 PM (GRbI+)

....


We're going to have to just shut the blog down now.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 23, 2019 04:13 PM (yL25O)

390 385 Now here's a question: why are there separate mens' and womens' competitions in chess?


lol come on

you know why

no woman would ever win another competition again were they co-ed
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 23, 2019 04:13 PM (Rarvo)

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OM had an explanation for this, and it had to do with prevalence of Asperger's in male vs. female populations.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 23, 2019 04:13 PM (q80AH)

391 >>> My biggest miss that I regret was never seeing Alice in Chains when Layne Staley was alive.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 23, 2019 03:57 PM (ZGrMX)

Paul Macca is going on tour again. A small part of me that loves the Beatles is tempted. But the wiser part, that thinks him, at this stage in the game, an overpriced SJW prig wins out.

Sad I missed David Bowie live, that would have been Epic.



Posted by: LizLem at September 23, 2019 04:13 PM (hvf9s)

392 Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2019 04:09 PM (n8Jib)

Man card danger confession.

I like watching girls fast pitch softball more than men's baseball. Unless of course I want to take a nap.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 23, 2019 04:14 PM (lQSMb)

393 Guys buttholes are a lot tighter.

Posted by: Ambiguously gay NASCAR driver at September 23, 2019 04:14 PM (bJUfA)

394 So when little Wednesday decides she wants to be a tree at age 3, we're going to do some limb grafting eh?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 04:07 PM (37IEG)
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I would tell her trees don't talk, or protest, or pout ... so have at it.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 04:14 PM (DuZls)

395 Women are better than or equal to men in a number of disciplines but hand eye coordination/ physical strength competitions aren't one of them.

My suspicion: women as a group tend to have dodgy spatial skills.

Evidence? Look how much room women leave between their car and a parked car when driving on a narrow street. You really don't need eight feet.

I won't even get to map reading.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 04:14 PM (GRbI+)

396 376: Because the science is exaggerated. You'd need major concentrate to achieve the effects the pills, patches. and injectables. BTW, Planned Parenthood is an industry leader

Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 04:14 PM (U7k5w)

397 So why don't Asian 8 year olds have big boobies at nine?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2019 04:10 PM (yRAFu)


Because they aren't raised in soy formula, soy milk, soy ice cream, gluten free soy cookies....

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2019 04:15 PM (87l8c)

398 I don't care how fit a woman is, they'd be annihilated in the NFL. Like to the point of serious damage or death.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 04:06 PM
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And if those women think the linebackers are going to go easy on them, haha.

They don't call it the National Felons League for nothing. How many of those guys beat the hell out of their girlfriends?

Posted by: Boots at September 23, 2019 04:15 PM (oGBso)

399 Maxine Waters "TITLE IX" that the one wif no "DIX"
not interested.

Posted by: saf at September 23, 2019 04:15 PM (5IHGB)

400 I like watching girls fast pitch softball more than men's baseball. Unless of course I want to take a nap.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 23, 2019 04:14 PM (lQSMb)


This man is a communist!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 04:15 PM (GRbI+)

401 This is great information about Asperger's children...by a parent of one re: Greta:

https://tinyurl.com/y5b9abbc

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2019 04:15 PM (cF8AT)

402
the police department required applicants to be able to climb over a six foot (i.e., standard) fence, and that washed out female candidates. I asked a gym buddy of mine who was a Berkeley cop if (as the feminists bleated) that was a bogus test. Hell, no, he replied. Perps routinely go cross-country over fences, he continued, since very few criminals are sufficiently well-bred to run along the street so you can drive up behind them. He spent half his time climbing over fences chasing down a-holes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

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Heh, the female cops should take their grievance to the Berkeley city council and demand that all fences be no more than 4 feet high. And no grandfathering! Everyone, shave a couple feet off your fences and walls NOW.

It would, however, put them at odds with the Berkeley criminal constituency, which would probably counter with professional lobbyists.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2019 04:16 PM (1hF8k)

403 agree I love watching fast pitch!

also I think women's volleyball is honestly better to watch! (similarly to tennis)

but my own sport here (field hockey) - now that we are in the upper levels, we get to see more guys playing it (internationally) and omg. suddenly the girls' game just looks slow and sad in comparison. very much like ice hockey does, but worse because without skates, it's much harder for the girls to look remotely as fast as the guys.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 23, 2019 04:16 PM (Rarvo)

404 Is back seat driving still an exposition Olympic event?

Posted by: Burger Chef at September 23, 2019 04:16 PM (RuIsu)

405 >>There is no positive side to validating psychosis. None.


Only positive side is forcing the wokesters to go 100% all in.

If you're OK with forcing women and girls to share bathrooms with men, then suck it up when you and/or your daughters are forced to compete with them in athletics, for scholarships, for Oscars, etc. Own it, ALL of it, not just the parts that make you feel tolerant but don't affect your life.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 04:17 PM (bDqIh)

406 And if those women think the linebackers are going to go easy on them, haha.

They don't call it the National Felons League for nothing. How many of those guys beat the hell out of their girlfriends?

Posted by: Boots at September 23, 2019 04:15 PM (oGBso)


That would be ... all of them, apparently.

Remember that video posted here of the brawl at Disneyland? Where a good-sized, young fit guy decked a woman who'd pissed him off?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 04:17 PM (GRbI+)

407 OM had an explanation for this, and it had to do with prevalence of Asperger's in male vs. female populations.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 23, 2019 04:13 PM (q80AH)


Lawrence Summers also had an explanation for this, but it got him fired. There are certain scientific facts that the "Party of Science" doesn't like to hear.

Posted by: Ted K. at September 23, 2019 04:17 PM (FJYfm)

408 Evidence? Look how much room women leave between their car and a parked car when driving on a narrow street. You really don't need eight feet.

I won't even get to map reading.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 04:14 PM (GRbI+)
++++++++++++
On the former: https://tinyurl.com/y69sar2j
On the latter, I don't know - my mom does well with maps because her sense of direction is less than zero. Without map skills, she'd never have survived in a pre-GPS era.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 04:17 PM (I2dne)

409 She stated her boobs were ruined from having kids and Wisconsin taxpayers aren't paying for her to get new boobs since its cosmetic, yet she has to pay for new boobs for the transgenders.

Actually, I think I get her argument. She's arguing its a cosmetic/vanity thing to get yourself recut into someone else, so why shouldn't she get to do it too, on the taxpayer dime? Its sort of reducing their argument to absurdity, rather than wanting someone to pay for a boob job.

If I understand her, second hand.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 04:17 PM (KZzsI)

410 My suspicion: women as a group tend to have dodgy spatial skills.


this is a generally known fact, I thought? females are weaker overall in spatial relations.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 23, 2019 04:17 PM (Rarvo)

411 If you're OK with forcing women and girls to share bathrooms with men, then suck it up when you and/or your daughters are forced to compete with them in athletics, for scholarships, for Oscars, etc. Own it, ALL of it, not just the parts that make you feel tolerant but don't affect your life.

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All we said was gays should get married too.

Ha ha - and you fell for it.

Posted by: SH at September 23, 2019 04:17 PM (sX1BW)

412 >> My biggest miss that I regret was never seeing Alice in Chains when Layne Staley was alive.


Saw them with Tool in 92, I think...might have been late 91. Palladium. They shot a ton of footage for MTV that night.

Good show.

Fishbone played the next 2 nights and just fucking killed it.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 04:17 PM (VVjeB)

413
Now here's a question: why are there separate mens' and womens' competitions in chess?


lol come on

you know why

no woman would ever win another competition again were they co-ed
Posted by: BlackOrchid

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One of those Russian chess champs said it's because women just don't think like killers, which is necessary in chess.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2019 04:18 PM (1hF8k)

414 Women are better than or equal to men in a number of disciplines but hand eye coordination/ physical strength competitions aren't one of them.

My suspicion: women as a group tend to have dodgy spatial skills.

Evidence? Look how much room women leave between their car and a parked car when driving on a narrow street. You really don't need eight feet.

I won't even get to map reading.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 04:14 PM (GRbI+)
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There ARE clear differences in the brains of men vs women. Men have much better spatial 3-D manipulation skills. Women have much better verbal skills.

When testing was allowed to show these differences, the differences showed themselves.

Posted by: Boots at September 23, 2019 04:18 PM (oGBso)

415 I'll disagree with jen on this - if a woman can kick better than a man, give her a kicking job in the NFL.

Spoiler alert: None of them can.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 23, 2019 04:18 PM (oZ6kz)

416 Paul Macca is going on tour again. A small part of me that loves the Beatles is tempted. But the wiser part, that thinks him, at this stage in the game, an overpriced SJW prig wins out.

I have the same internal fight about him. But then I see people's videos of his recent shows and basically you're paying to sing Beatles songs in the presence of Macca, because his voice is long gone.

I think I'd rather see one of Ringo's tours to get my Beatles fix.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 23, 2019 04:19 PM (ZGrMX)

417 Sad I missed David Bowie live, that would have been Epic.



Posted by: LizLem at September 23, 2019 04:13 PM (hvf9s)



Caught him back in the 90s, when he'd "sold the rights to all of his old songs and was never going to sing them live again" and had the Pay-up Suckas Tour
.

Outstanding concert. One of the best I've ever seen.

Special Bonus: Adrian Belew played lead guitar on that tour.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2019 04:19 PM (n8Jib)

418 OM had an explanation for this, and it had to do with prevalence of Asperger's in male vs. female populations.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 23, 2019 04:13 PM (q80AH)

I didn't realize this until a nephew had a son with autism but it's 5 times more likely in males than females.

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2019 04:19 PM (cF8AT)

419 Even car racing where you might think the difference between sexes might not show up obviously it does, only a few women have made the top tier racing and none have won as far as I know.
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2019 04:06 PM (ZCEU2)

Drag racing. John Force's daughters, Ashley, Courtney and Brittany have all had very successful careers in racing. Ashley and Courtney have decided to call it quits, Brittany will continue.
Courtney posted over 100 wins, her last one was a couple of years ago over Cruz Pedragon.

Drag racing requires skill, and more than anything timing. The car is the equalizer, the driver needs to be fit, but isn't completely dependent on muscle, which is why women seem to do well in it.

Shirley Muldowney is the first multi winning Top Fuel driver of all time, male or female, when she held three championships.

There is a pro stock female motorcycle racer that needs just three more wins to make the record winningest pro stock racer in history. That is after she took five years off of the sport.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 23, 2019 04:19 PM (+5FAd)

420 405: I laugh as much as anyone when men in wings beat women in sports, but MDs participating in mutilation and hormone "therapy" is completely dishonest and unethical. There is no transition, just a masquerade.

Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 04:20 PM (U7k5w)

421 >>My suspicion: women as a group tend to have dodgy spatial skills.


Pretty sure that's been studied and proven.

Mostly I think this is due to the Purse Paradox.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 04:20 PM (VVjeB)

422 It will be like sports 100 years ago, No women then, no women now. Such an improvement that the Liberals bring to civilization.

Posted by: robert c granger at September 23, 2019 04:20 PM (uaYXs)

423 405 men in WIGS, not wings.

Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 04:20 PM (U7k5w)

424 On the latter, I don't know - my mom does well with maps because her sense of direction is less than zero. Without map skills, she'd never have survived in a pre-GPS era.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 04:17 PM (I2dne)


Have you ever noticed how women tend to give directions in terms of "left" and "right," rather than cardinal directions ("north," "south," etc.)? It's very common, and fascinating to me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 04:21 PM (GRbI+)

425 >>Special Bonus: Adrian Belew played lead guitar on that tour.


Sound and Vision Tour.

I saw 3 of those shows. Each was great. Amazing stage show, too. Subtle. But really cool.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 04:21 PM (VVjeB)

426 Even car racing where you might think the difference between sexes might not show up obviously it does, only a few women have made the top tier racing and none have won as far as I know.

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While the physical demands may be different, the mental demands seem to clearly be in favor of men. It is all about risk taking after all.

Posted by: SH at September 23, 2019 04:21 PM (sX1BW)

427 One of those Russian chess champs said it's because women just don't think like killers, which is necessary in chess.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2019 04:18 PM (1hF8k)

...

My wife loved the game Pente before we got married. She bought a copy soon after and was excited to play.

She won the first game, and maybe the second. Then I figured the game out.

This is still an enduring sore subject in our home, nigh on 25 years later. She literally won't play it anymore.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 23, 2019 04:22 PM (yL25O)

428 This is great information about Asperger's children...by a parent of one re: Greta:

https://tinyurl.com/y5b9abbc
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yeah, that's a pretty good thumbnail sketch.

Posted by: nevermind at September 23, 2019 04:22 PM (51xgM)

429 OM had an explanation for this, and it had to do with prevalence of Asperger's in male vs. female populations.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 23, 2019 04:13 PM (q80AH)
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In elementary school, males outnumber females in special education about 4 to 1.

When you get into areas of behavior disorders (i.e., physical violence against others) it's virtually all male.

Posted by: Boots at September 23, 2019 04:22 PM (oGBso)

430 My favorite part is Democrats supporting mediocre and completely average white guys claiming records previously held by the absolute best of the best elite black female athletes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Far Cry 5 ignores Montana's history of fascism and its victims: alt-wrong [ at September 23, 2019 04:23 PM (gvYj7)

431 Special Bonus: Adrian Belew played lead guitar on that tour.
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So did Belew improvise more whammy bar?

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 04:23 PM (DuZls)

432 NASCAR legalizes curb feelers.

Posted by: Burger Chef at September 23, 2019 04:23 PM (RuIsu)

433
While the physical demands may be different, the mental demands seem to clearly be in favor of men. It is all about risk taking after all.
Posted by: SH

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I'm sure that's it. That's also why women are considered better drivers on regular old roads. Different priorities (keep the kids in the back seat safe vs get past the flags no matter what it takes), different skills.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2019 04:23 PM (1hF8k)

434 My suspicion: women as a group tend to have dodgy spatial skills.

this is a generally known fact, I thought? females are weaker overall in spatial relations.
Posted by: BlackOrchid

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My lovely wife, who is much brighter than me - honestly, has only recently understood what part of the basement is under the correct part of the first floor. The house is square btw with a straight run of stairs.

We've been here eight years.

Just saying.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2019 04:23 PM (Y4EXg)

435 There ARE clear differences in the brains of men vs
women. Men have much better spatial 3-D manipulation skills. Women
have much better verbal skills.



When testing was allowed to show these differences, the differences showed themselves.



Posted by: Boots at September 23, 2019 04:18 PM (oGBso)

Well holee shit! You mean the Time Magazine cover in 1992 that boldly stated "Why are men and women different? It's not just upbringing. New studies show that they are born that way."
Mind. Fucking. Blown!!

Posted by: Timon at September 23, 2019 04:23 PM (dKm4U)

436 One of those Russian chess champs said it's because women just don't think like killers, which is necessary in chess.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2019 04:18 PM (1hF8k)
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I don't know. All the women would have to do is wear a tight, low-cut sweater when competing against the men. Have you ever seen OregonMuse's Chest Thread?

Posted by: bluebell at September 23, 2019 04:23 PM (aXucN)

437 She stated her boobs were ruined from having kids and Wisconsin taxpayers aren't paying for her to get new boobs since its cosmetic, yet she has to pay for new boobs for the transgenders.

-
https://bit.ly/2maWRSM

Well, makes as much sense as anything else.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 23, 2019 04:23 PM (+y/Ru)

438 >>My lovely wife, who is much brighter than me - honestly, has only recently understood what part of the basement is under the correct part of the first floor.


Hahahaha

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 04:24 PM (VVjeB)

439 Have you ever noticed how women tend to give directions in terms of "left" and "right," rather than cardinal directions ("north," "south," etc.)? It's very common, and fascinating to me.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 04:21 PM (GRbI+)

...

This is the one where I have points against on my man-card. My natural sense of direction is terrible.

I don't feel like it's terrible. I always have a strong sense of which way to go.

It's just that I'm wrong more than half the time.

Like, I can be in the middle of the woods and have 360 degrees of options and I'll pick the one that is precisely 180 of the correct way to go.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 23, 2019 04:24 PM (yL25O)

440 I didn't realize this until a nephew had a son with autism but it's 5 times more likely in males than females.
Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2019 04:19 PM (cF8AT)


ALL things at the extremes- positive and negative- have a higher male population. That was Summers' whole point. There are more men at MIT than women because MIT takes in geniuses, and there are more male geniuses than female geniuses (NOTE: In spite of what Apple tells you, there are very few geniuses, period.). There are also more male idiots than female idiots.

In matters of the brain, the male Bell Curve is slightly less curvy than the female Bell Curve, so there are more men at both extremes. For run of the mill stuff, this makes no real difference. But if you're looking for geniuses or autistic kids, you'll find a lot more guys fit the description.

Posted by: Ted K. at September 23, 2019 04:24 PM (FJYfm)

441 -
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405 men in WIGS, not wings.


Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 04:20 PM

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The wings help protect their underwear from the "monthlies".

Posted by: irright at September 23, 2019 04:24 PM (pMGkg)

442 One of those Russian chess champs said it's because women just don't think like killers, which is necessary in chess.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2019 04:18 PM (1hF8k)

...

My wife loved the game Pente before we got married. She bought a copy soon after and was excited to play.

She won the first game, and maybe the second. Then I figured the game out.

This is still an enduring sore subject in our home, nigh on 25 years later. She literally won't play it anymore.
====
tell me about it

Posted by: scrabble one time only at September 23, 2019 04:24 PM (4QM7y)

443 If you get the chance check out the golf swing of Babe Zaharias ... From back in the 30's.

She could swing that club better than any women on the LPGA today... an probably a good percentage of men in the PGA. Really amazing

Posted by: Pliney at September 23, 2019 04:24 PM (nzKWW)

444 When you get into areas of behavior disorders (i.e., physical violence against others) it's virtually all male.
Posted by: Boots at September 23, 2019 04:22 PM (oGBso)
---
I have also read that autism could be considered "extreme male brain".

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 04:24 PM (DuZls)

445 Drag racing requires skill, and more than anything timing. The car is the equalizer, the driver needs to be fit, but isn't completely dependent on muscle, which is why women seem to do well in it.

Shirley Muldowney is the first multi winning Top Fuel driver of all time, male or female, when she held three championships.

There is a pro stock female motorcycle racer that needs just three more wins to make the record winningest pro stock racer in history. That is after she took five years off of the sport.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 23, 2019 04:19 PM (+5FAd)


There are several women that do well in the straight line Motorsport.

Throw in a turn and they're screwed.

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 04:24 PM (XTsuu)

446 >>That's also why women are considered better drivers on regular old roads.

By whom?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 04:24 PM (ZLI7S)

447 413: I have to disagree. Abortion seeking women kill ruthlessly, and they kill their own kids.

Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 04:24 PM (U7k5w)

448 Heh, the female cops should take their grievance to the Berkeley city council and demand that all fences be no more than 4 feet high. And no grandfathering! Everyone, shave a couple feet off your fences and walls NOW.

It would, however, put them at odds with the Berkeley criminal constituency, which would probably counter with professional lobbyists.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


At 4 ft, the do bads would clear fences like college track hurdles.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2019 04:25 PM (VY2sw)

449 Paul Macca is going on tour again. A small part of me that loves the Beatles is tempted. But the wiser part, that thinks him, at this stage in the game, an overpriced SJW prig wins out.

I have the same internal fight about him. But then I see people's videos of his recent shows and basically you're paying to sing Beatles songs in the presence of Macca, because his voice is long gone.

I think I'd rather see one of Ringo's tours to get my Beatles fix.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 23, 2019 04:19 PM (ZGrMX)



I went to see Neil Diamond play on his last tour.

His voice was fine, but every single fucking song was a YUGE sing-a-long.

Not a big ND fan, but these guys are croaking so the delightful and exotic Mrs naturalfake went to see him.

Except for all the Campfire Singalong Vibe, it was like your life was being replayed cuz memories brought up by ND's songs just kept coming.

Man, that guy was on the radio a lot!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2019 04:25 PM (n8Jib)

450 Drag racing requires skill, and more than anything timing. The car is the equalizer, the driver needs to be fit, but isn't completely dependent on muscle, which is why women seem to do well in it.

The big secret about multi-lap auto racing is that it requires you to be in really top athletic shape to even survive a race. You don't see fat NASCAR or F1 drivers. And so it makes sense that women would do best in more limited things like drag racing.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 23, 2019 04:25 PM (ZGrMX)

451 I don't know. All the women would have to do is wear a tight, low-cut sweater when competing against the men. Have you ever seen OregonMuse's Chest Thread?

Posted by: bluebell at September 23, 2019 04:23 PM (aXucN)

Haha..yes..lol. Men have not seen women at a shoe sale. It's cut throat, violent and a total adrenaline rush.

Posted by: IC at September 23, 2019 04:25 PM (a0IVu)

452 In elementary school, males outnumber females in special education about 4 to 1.

When you get into areas of behavior disorders (i.e., physical violence against others) it's virtually all male.
Posted by: Boots at September 23, 2019 04:22 PM (oGBso)


Little known but desperately un-PC fact: the variance in IQ is greater for males than females, so that males dominate both the extreme high end and extreme low end of the IQ distribution.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 04:26 PM (GRbI+)

453 Once a male body has gone through puberty, they have received the benefits. So the skeletal form, lung capacity, muscle density, the greater length of levers in their body, their muscle-to-weight ratio, their capacity to deal with dehydration much better, narrower hips, I mean you name it -- they are physiologically designed differently than women," she said.



WHAT ABOUT THE PENIS ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 23, 2019 04:26 PM (M+Lyo)

454
My wife loved the game Pente before we got married. She bought a copy soon after and was excited to play.

She won the first game, and maybe the second. Then I figured the game out.

Posted by: TexasDan

======

Heh, there you go. I used to play Conquer The Universe video games with a, get this, GAY friend, and I didn't start winning or even tieing games with him until I realized I spent all my resources prepping and fortifying while he just started attacking the minute he built a weapon.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2019 04:26 PM (1hF8k)

455 Haha..yes..lol. Men have not seen women at a shoe sale. It's cut throat, violent and a total adrenaline rush.
Posted by: IC

otherwise known as Roller Derby

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 23, 2019 04:26 PM (FZYNt)

456 Haha..yes..lol. Men have not seen women at a shoe sale. It's cut throat, violent and a total adrenaline rush.
Posted by: IC at September 23, 2019 04:25 PM (a0IVu)


Black Friday at Walmart: full contact shopping.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 04:26 PM (GRbI+)

457 Have you ever noticed how women tend to give
directions in terms of "left" and "right," rather than cardinal
directions ("north," "south," etc.)? It's very common, and fascinating
to me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 04:21 PM (GRbI+)
Yeah, I give her directions in North/South/East/West and it doesn't go well. Also she's a street name person, I'm a landmark driver.
Every time I think we've got the 'Sun on your left/right vs time of day = East/West' discussion we end up having it again.

But I'll give her this, she continues to try and figure it out and asks to see if she's getting it right.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 04:27 PM (37IEG)

458 Some moron posted a link to the most badass of the Williams sisters on some TV show a couple of years ago. "Hold My Beer" or "Hey Many Watch This" or something similar. Three guys who probably played intramural sports going around doing interesting things for the internet.

They made a big deal out of how they couldn't hit her serve the first three or four times, and then they never showed anything else.

I'm willing to bet a paycheck even the tubby semi-athletic guy would beat the sh*t out of her on the court after a day to learn how to play tennis.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Far Cry 5 ignores Montana's history of fascism and its victims: alt-wrong [ at September 23, 2019 04:27 PM (gvYj7)

459 This is the one where I have points against on my man-card. My natural sense of direction is terrible.

I don't feel like it's terrible. I always have a strong sense of which way to go.

It's just that I'm wrong more than half the time.

Like, I can be in the middle of the woods and have 360 degrees of options and I'll pick the one that is precisely 180 of the correct way to go.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 23, 2019 04:24 PM (yL25O)


My husband can find his way around any city in the world...I've seen him do it dozens of times.

Exiting a parking lot successfully? Not.a.chance.

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2019 04:27 PM (cF8AT)

460 I have to say that even though we've been pointing out the deficits of women in sports / competition they still come out way ahead because they still control all of the poon tang and thus really rule the world.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 23, 2019 04:28 PM (lQSMb)

461 Sugar Ray Leonard vs. Tonya Harding. Seems fair.

Posted by: RM at September 23, 2019 04:28 PM (U3LtS)

462
At 4 ft, the do bads would clear fences like college track hurdles.
Posted by: rickb223

======

I fail to see the problem.

#Equality

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 23, 2019 04:28 PM (1hF8k)

463 I don't know if its generally true of women or not but it seems to me that women aren't quite as good or as naturally able as men at judging the area around them (such as where they are in a car lane or how close an object is to a shopping cart) as men. But that could just be my personal experience.

I do know that women are more naturally gifted, in general, than men at reading and understanding subtle clues in others, judging moods, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 04:28 PM (KZzsI)

464 Black Friday at Walmart: full contact shopping.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 04:26 PM (GRbI+)

Lordy, yes. I tried it once, years ago when I was in grad school and wanted a flat screen TV. Was lucky to come out of it alive.

Posted by: IC at September 23, 2019 04:28 PM (a0IVu)

465 I'm willing to bet a paycheck even the tubby semi-athletic guy would beat the sh*t out of her on the court after a day to learn how to play tennis.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Far Cry 5 ignores Montana's history of fascism and its victims: alt-wrong

Except the Williams sisters have penises almost as big as Michelle Obama

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 23, 2019 04:28 PM (FZYNt)

466 Women don't compete in nascar because there is no air conditioning.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2019 04:29 PM (87l8c)

"Whistleblower" Had No Knowledge of Alleged Ukraine Call

Anonymous sources whispering to other anonymous sources about rumors they heard from even more anonymous sources.

Sounds like Clapper to Tapper to Air all over again.

The anonymous White House whistleblower suggesting President Donald Trump had an inappropriate conversation with a foreign power now known to be Ukraine reportedly made that claim based on hearsay.

Fox News' senior political analyst Brit Hume noted Saturday how CNN admitted that the political firestorm is all based on a whistleblower, thought to be a White House intelligence agent, with second-hand information:



Here's a "new revelation" in this article: the whistleblower complaint is based on hearsay. From the article: "The whistleblower didn't have direct knowledge of the communications, an official briefed on the matter told CNN."

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:59 PM




Comments

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1 That's not what a whistleblower is, MSM!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 02:00 PM (bDqIh)

2 The FusionGPS principals would look good in orange jumpsuits.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 23, 2019 02:00 PM (NVYyb)

3 More like an IC gossip.

Did this happen to involve Fusion GPS?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 02:01 PM (bDqIh)

4 Lying liars gonna lie.

Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2019 02:01 PM (RU4sa)

5 Allahpundit's Balls Status: Blue

Posted by: El Kabong at September 23, 2019 02:01 PM (datdl)

6 MSM = Celebrity Gossip Rag, Politics Edition.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 23, 2019 02:01 PM (PNBod)

7 Guess who doesn't qualify for whistleblower protections under the Whistleblower Protection Act?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 23, 2019 02:01 PM (NVYyb)

8 Whistleblower...

more like SuckerOfCock.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 02:01 PM (VVjeB)

9 Yeah, that's a surprise?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 23, 2019 02:02 PM (6qErC)

10

Heard if from a friend who heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend of a friend.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2019 02:02 PM (aKsyK)

11 Let's play "6 Degrees of Unnamed Sources" --- How many degrees before we get someone whose name is attached to this LEAK?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 02:02 PM (bDqIh)

12 Imagine using your economic leverage to get things you want.
Imagine telling states they have to do things your way or you won't send them their yearly funds!

Shocking, simply shocking.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 02:02 PM (37IEG)

13 Lizzy Warren probably thinks this should be thoroughly investigated, wherever that investigation leads.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 23, 2019 02:02 PM (NVYyb)

14 Its never about facts, its about feelzs!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 02:03 PM (axyOa)

15 Makes sense why they wanted to get this in front of the House ASAP. So someone with PhD after their name could make some sort of "My understanding is this..." type statement about Trump, and let it echo into fact.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 23, 2019 02:03 PM (wGbBR)

16 It's Sources Say, all the way down.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 23, 2019 02:03 PM (mf5HN)

17 Yeah but it was Trump on the phone therefore it was impeachment worthy conversation.

EVERY one knows that.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 23, 2019 02:03 PM (Zhncf)

18 Weld calling for Trump to be charged with treason, are these people to be measured in megakohns yet?

Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 02:03 PM (U7k5w)

19 Don't they ever find that it really hurts to keep stepping on those rakes and consider not doing it anymore?

https://youtu.be/aRq1Ksh-32g?t=23

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 02:03 PM (I2dne)

20 Top 20?

Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 23, 2019 02:03 PM (Tr9MK)

21 But YahooNooz is still telling me the impeachment walls are closing in!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 23, 2019 02:03 PM (dfRN6)

22 13
Lizzy Warren probably thinks this should be thoroughly investigated, wherever that investigation leads.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 23, 2019 02:02 PM (NVYyb)
She doesn't have to imagine lying on government forms and job applications.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 02:03 PM (37IEG)

23 Trump committed treason.

Posted by: Bill Weld at September 23, 2019 02:04 PM (B/g/o)

24 Heard if from a friend who heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend of a friend.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2019 02:02 PM (aKsyK)
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Heard it from another you been deep-statin' around

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at September 23, 2019 02:04 PM (rBM1Q)

25 Out: Whistleblower
In: Kazooblower

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2019 02:04 PM (AURKQ)

26 It's legit. The whistleblower had a dream about it.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 23, 2019 02:04 PM (5itaF)

27 I think this is the Deep State making a play to take Biden out of the lead.

Posted by: StefanH at September 23, 2019 02:04 PM (v841j)

28 Without looking, do you think Allahcuck or Seth Mandel bothered to tweet or post about this little glitch in their latest political masturbation fantasy?

Posted by: El Kabong at September 23, 2019 02:04 PM (datdl)

29 A whistleblower has informed me that Ace actually hired out the Final 3 Stages of his Shelving Project.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 02:04 PM (VVjeB)

30 >>Weld calling for Trump to be charged with treason, are these people to be measured in megakohns yet?




Alinsky #4 is gonna be a beyyyyotch with those rules, Mr. Weld!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 02:04 PM (bDqIh)

31 Heard it from another you been deep-statin' around"

Heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 23, 2019 02:04 PM (6qErC)

32 Same guy that told Harry Reid Mitt Romney didn't pay his taxes.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 02:04 PM (37IEG)

33 Ah ... a Ben Rhodes fiction special. Too obvious to sell any copies of the novel, but MSM copy readers are too stupid to understand what they read anyway.

Posted by: henry at September 23, 2019 02:05 PM (JMDly)

34 Nah. Brain damaged and senile, he's still the best they got.

Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 02:05 PM (U7k5w)

35 "Anonymous sources whispering to other anonymous sources about rumors they heard from even more anonymous sources."


Lavrenty Beria understands and approves !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 23, 2019 02:05 PM (c1yAg)

36 Weld calling for Trump to be charged with treason, are these people to be measured in megakohns yet?

Don't forget Weld's calling for the death penalty for Trump...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 23, 2019 02:05 PM (7s3Gx)

37 I think the general consensus is that whisper campaign went to Schiff first then the whistle-blower complaint followed. Wouldn't want to get fired for being a spy or anything.

Posted by: WisRich at September 23, 2019 02:05 PM (G0vdT)

38 You know who else blew whistles?

Posted by: Max Power at September 23, 2019 02:05 PM (llxrS)

39
Sounds like Clapper to Tapper to Air all over again.

_________



"Hey, don't forget about giving proper credit to my husband Glenn Simpson, the scriptwriter for Fusion GPS!" -- Mary Jacoby



[h/t Dan Bongino]

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 23, 2019 02:05 PM (4Zr0J)

40 If the whistleblowers name isn't leaked....they don't exist.

Posted by: BignJames at September 23, 2019 02:06 PM (X/Pw5)

41
"The whistleblower's anonymity must be protected! We demand you tell us who they are!"

-Pencil-Neck Schiff

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 23, 2019 02:06 PM (t5m5e)

42 "Lock Her Up!" -> How dare they! That's inflammatory!

"Death Penalty!" -> Well, it's only fair...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2019 02:06 PM (AURKQ)

43 At a certain point you've had enough graft...
and it's time, you know...
to uh, move over.
And let someone else have a chance.

Posted by: Barackhenaten's Greatest Hits at September 23, 2019 02:06 PM (VVjeB)

44 So this is more about libs being psychic.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 02:06 PM (DuZls)

45 You know who else blew whistles?"

Backup singers for Disco bands?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 23, 2019 02:07 PM (6qErC)

46 What an incredibly stupid scam. You have to wonder what genius thought this would be a good idea.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 02:07 PM (ZLI7S)

47 Wonder who the blower is?

Posted by: Dan Coats at September 23, 2019 02:07 PM (B/g/o)

48 My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Trump colluding with Ukrainians at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar's Day Off at September 23, 2019 02:07 PM (QzkSJ)

49 Another manufactured "news" event.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at September 23, 2019 02:07 PM (w7KSn)

50 Weld, another of Massachusett's finest.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 02:07 PM (37IEG)

51 Trump was grounded by the media. He's not allowed to make phone calls.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 23, 2019 02:07 PM (5itaF)

52 The FusionGPS principals would look good in orange jumpsuits.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


That's not who we are.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2019 02:07 PM (VY2sw)

53 This is kinda like:
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with this girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 flavors last night.


Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2019 02:08 PM (gmo/4)

54 52
The FusionGPS principals would look good in orange jumpsuits.

Posted by: Huck Follywood





That's not who we are.

OK. Then orange thongs. They will be popular in the cell block that way.

Posted by: henry at September 23, 2019 02:09 PM (JMDly)

55 That "whistleblower" must be German. He knows nothingk! Nothingk!


Posted by: Toad-O at September 23, 2019 02:09 PM (cct0t)

56 i refuse to lend credence to a bullshit claim made by some fucking commie sucker of cock. probably some german fuck anyway.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 23, 2019 02:09 PM (KP5rU)

57 The call is coming from inside Sheila Jackson Lee's office!

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 23, 2019 02:09 PM (SuXIC)

58 It's almost like the Democrat-Communists and their Corrupt Media lackeys have no self awareness whatsoever.

Posted by: Pro HacK Vice at September 23, 2019 02:09 PM (4Eo4+)

59 #48 Horde mind

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2019 02:09 PM (gmo/4)

60 44 So this is more about libs being psychic.
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 02:06 PM (DuZls)

Psychotic. This is delusional thought reading.

Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 02:09 PM (U7k5w)

61 Get used to it. They plan on something like this every couple of weeks. They're also working on a new dossier. if Trump is re-elected they plan on following the same game plan and choking his presidency again for three years. Why not? A couple of cranky IG reports, a catspaw underling or two thrown under the bus, big deal, who cares.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 23, 2019 02:09 PM (H8QX8)

62 Aww yeah at the hash.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 23, 2019 02:09 PM (SuXIC)

63 good enough for gov't work

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at September 23, 2019 02:09 PM (T9rmq)

64 What ever happened to that Hillay donor that was killing druggies?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 02:09 PM (37IEG)

65 It occurs to me that Democrats think that having an international business where you go to different countries and do real estate deals and build luxury entertainment properties with your children is EXACTLY the same as having your no talent children hired at extremely high salaries by multi national corporations because you are a major office holder. And using the power of your office to get said kids out of trouble is totally fine.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 23, 2019 02:09 PM (Zhncf)

66 the modern state of "news"
god help us

Posted by: Little Brian at September 23, 2019 02:10 PM (ZZEwZ)

67 Well my wife's hairdresser's second cousin who's divorced wife told her that her aunt that know a old guy that reads spy novels said that he knew a gal he used to bang that said ORANGE MAN BAD!!!
Totally true, hand to God. My word as a Jukin.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 23, 2019 02:10 PM (pw+jk)

68 We're still impeaching right?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 02:10 PM (FiUMj)

69 Some quality whistle blowin' for the 'ettes


https://youtu.be/H6hgGIdLOpE

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 23, 2019 02:10 PM (Z1ykJ)

70 Th whole shitshow will just cover the dims in more shit Trump comes out smelling like a rose. Biden is toast.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 23, 2019 02:10 PM (0OmEj)

71 Phase 2 of the coup d'etat has begun.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 23, 2019 02:10 PM (TSpvy)

72 Heard it from a friend who
heard it from a friend who
heard it from another
you've been colludin' around...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2019 02:10 PM (AURKQ)

73 This kind of thing isn't how you get moar Trump, I think it's how you get a Caesar or a Napoleon.

I mean, if Trump seized control and went Full Palpatine, part of me would be like, "Finally, jeez, what took you long enough?"

(The rest of me would be as shocked as Christopher Lee earlier in the film.)

Posted by: Lance McCormick, phoning it in at September 23, 2019 02:10 PM (l8gTz)

74 59 #48 Horde mind
Posted by: Archer

Deplorable.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar's Day On at September 23, 2019 02:10 PM (QzkSJ)

75 It's hard to believe that water cooler gossip contains more fact than an MSM broadcast.

Posted by: Blake - used salesman salesman
at September 23, 2019 02:11 PM (qC1Sy)

76 THE CONSERVATIVE CASE FOR MAKING SHIT UP TO FUCK OVER THE PRESIDENT

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 02:11 PM (FiUMj)

77 Get your FRESH LIES here! New ones made daily!

Posted by: Our Corrupt Media at September 23, 2019 02:11 PM (4Eo4+)

78 You know who else blew whistles?"

South African soccer fans ?!?

Posted by: Adriane the You Can't Trust Anybody, Anymore Critic ... at September 23, 2019 02:11 PM (LPnfS)

79 This time it was a double-handled rake that the EMPEACH Democrats just stepped on.

Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2019 02:11 PM (Ciifn)

80 Just so you know, Bill Weld is claiming Trump should get the Death Penalty for Treason.

So very Republican.

Posted by: Whistleblower I'll show you a whistleblower at September 23, 2019 02:11 PM (rRzHb)

81 IM PEAR 45!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters at September 23, 2019 02:12 PM (Izzlo)

82 And Bill Weld wants to charge Trump with capital punishment over this. Literally wants to have him executed.

NeverTrump = PRINCIPULZZZ!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 02:12 PM (u//oP)

83 Weld calling for Trump to be charged with treason, are these people to be measured in megakohns yet?

Don't forget Weld's calling for the death penalty for Trump...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at September 23, 2019 02:05 PM (7s3Gx)
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There were two types of treason. 1. Acting against the crown. And we don't have that in America.

2. Colluding with enemies against US interests.

Somebody telling me how Biden getting busted for his braggadocio is in any way detrimental to the United States! \


Even if Trump said "Pretty please, re-open the Biden investigation."

If an American citizen misbehaved and used undue influence while representing the United States of America, a finding of fact is in the interest of the chief executive, should he want it.

The Dems want to make morons out of everyone.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 02:12 PM (DuZls)

84 68
We're still impeaching right?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 02:10 PM (FiUMj)
Yes! Same as winning the war against the Japs and Germans in January 1941, we're gonna do it!

But we're just not ready to do it quite yet.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 02:12 PM (37IEG)

85 Oh, I heard it through the grapevine
Oh, and I'm just about to lose my mind

Posted by: Miklos Molnar's Day On at September 23, 2019 02:12 PM (QzkSJ)

86 I took too damn long writing my comment and got beat by a couple of other similar ones. Shhhhhheeeeeeeeettttt.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 23, 2019 02:12 PM (pw+jk)

87 @SenRomney
11 minutes ago

Whether or not the white-blower is true is irrelevant. We need a full investigation of the president's phone calls with foreign leaders. My good friend Joe Biden has been hurt by this egregious abuse of power and his pain must be avenged. Avenged I tell you....AVENGED!!!!!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 02:12 PM (FiUMj)

88 We'll see what shakes out. In the end this is gonna be yet another pile of nothing, I suspect but right now its just all rumors and conjecture, again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 02:12 PM (KZzsI)

89 Is it a crime to file a false whistleblower claim? If so, is insanity a valid defense?

Posted by: zmdavid at September 23, 2019 02:13 PM (xqRaG)

90 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 02:13 PM (XTsuu)

91 Remember when you were a kid and you blew Whistles?

Well, the circus is in town and Whistles said to say hello.

Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2019 02:13 PM (Ciifn)

92 The Conservative Case for Becoming a One-party Banana Republic.

Posted by: Max Boot at September 23, 2019 02:13 PM (DuZls)

93 heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend who heard it from Jake Tapper you been Trumpin' around

Posted by: x at September 23, 2019 02:13 PM (nFwvY)

94 Blow it out yer majik underwear, Mitt.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 02:13 PM (u//oP)

95 Whether or not the white-blower is true is irrelevant. We need a full investigation of the president's phone calls with foreign leaders. My good friend Joe Biden has been hurt by this egregious abuse of power and his pain must be avenged. Avenged I tell you....AVENGED!!!!!!
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 02:12 PM (FiUMj)
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Sorry, you're no Joe F.

Posted by: Blake - used salesman salesman
at September 23, 2019 02:13 PM (qC1Sy)

96 We're not quite to 100 comments, but this got willowed, relevant to the last post on Klopfer:

https://www.chicagotribune.com/ news/ct-south-bend-abortion-clinic-20190806-2glq5hlgyfejvbvhbk2dknhbme-story.html

Space before "news".

Posted by: leoncaruthers at September 23, 2019 02:13 PM (UfRqq)

97 IT WAS HITLER GUYS!!!

Posted by: Max Power at September 23, 2019 02:14 PM (llxrS)

98 The call is coming from inside Sheila Jackson Lee's office!"

Does it weigh the same as 10 moving boxes?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 23, 2019 02:14 PM (6qErC)

99 Has ANYONE in the fucking media even BOTHERED to read the Intelligence Community Whistleblower Protection Act?

I'll bet not a single blessed one. They are just swallowing every inch of schlong that Adam Schaffer slides into their mouths.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 23, 2019 02:14 PM (TSpvy)

100 Trump does NOT meet with foreigner leaders: He's a dangerous isolationist

Trump DOES meet with foreign leaders: He's a fascist who abuses his power

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 02:14 PM (FiUMj)

101 The Dems want to make morons out of everyone.
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 02:12 PM (DuZls)

They are playing the "interfering in the election" saw again. Somehow, phony Russia and MI6 doesn't count, because British

Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 02:14 PM (U7k5w)

102 Schiff

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 23, 2019 02:14 PM (TSpvy)

103 Hey, I'm the one with the Avenger. 2008, black, with the spoiler that my grandson knows makes it a race car.

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at September 23, 2019 02:14 PM (T9rmq)

104 Inappropriate conversation?? Must have been a lot of mish grabbing talk.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 23, 2019 02:14 PM (u6xw0)

105 This fake Biden Ukraine scandal is just like the fake Clinton email scandal -- totally true!

Posted by: Mara Lies'n, National Propaganda Reporter at September 23, 2019 02:14 PM (4Eo4+)

106 Schiff"

You really should wipe that up, you know...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 23, 2019 02:15 PM (6qErC)

107 80 ...so then if this is proven to be a fraud, those who pushed this lie should also be charged with treason... possible death penalty.

However I am willing to bet he would not concede that point.

Posted by: Pliney at September 23, 2019 02:15 PM (nzKWW)

108 95 Whether or not the white-blower is true is irrelevant. We need a full investigation of the president's phone calls with foreign leaders. My good friend Joe Biden has been hurt by this egregious abuse of power and his pain must be avenged. Avenged I tell you....AVENGED!!!!!!
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 02:12 PM (FiUMj)
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Sorry, you're no Joe F.
Posted by: Blake - used salesman salesman
at September 23, 2019 02:13 PM (qC1Sy)

___

I always make it plainly obvious it's a parody with the last sentence. Joe F does fool many a reader. I'm not that cruel.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 02:15 PM (FiUMj)

109 78
You know who else blew whistles?"



South African soccer fans ?!?

Posted by: Adriane the You Can't Trust Anybody, Anymore Critic ... at September 23, 2019 02:11 PM (LPnfS)

vuvuzellablower

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 23, 2019 02:15 PM (5l6gb)

110 If true....

it's still fkking nothing.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at September 23, 2019 02:15 PM (kfcYC)

111 My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Trump colluding with Ukrainians at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar's Day Off at September 23, 2019 02:07 PM (QzkSJ)
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And that little girl was me.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 23, 2019 02:15 PM (DuZls)

112 vuvuzellablower"


Kinky.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 23, 2019 02:15 PM (6qErC)

113 I want a 50 caliber AR-15 too, please.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 23, 2019 02:15 PM (TSpvy)

114 Now I'm *sure* this entire story was generated by Trump. It's goaded the media into making asses of themselves *and* talking about Biden's corruption.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 23, 2019 02:16 PM (ZGrMX)

115 Weekly World News is set to relaunch Wednesday.

So, more real news than the news the fake news says is real news.

Posted by: jsg at September 23, 2019 02:16 PM (ohk8X)

116 Speaking of nevertrumper cucks, was the great debate of 2019, ie is the got dog a sandwich, every resolved?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 02:16 PM (FiUMj)

117 the whistleblower was the mandela signing dude.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 23, 2019 02:16 PM (KP5rU)

118 vuvuzellablower

I saw over the weekend on Twitter that they're opening the world's first Vagina Museum in London.

Apparently British people have never seen one.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 23, 2019 02:16 PM (ZGrMX)

119 The MSM is like a tank of starving frenzied piranhas-anything that falls into the water is life sustaining-they'll take it.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 23, 2019 02:16 PM (9+jnX)

120 I always make it plainly obvious it's a parody with the last sentence. Joe F does fool many a reader. I'm not that cruel.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 02:15 PM (FiUMj)
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Well, Joe F. is almost prescient with his stuff. It's kind of scary at times.

Posted by: Blake - used salesman salesman
at September 23, 2019 02:17 PM (qC1Sy)

121 Did someone say something about blowing?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 23, 2019 02:17 PM (FiUMj)

122
They are playing the "interfering in the election" saw again. Somehow, phony Russia and MI6 doesn't count, because British

Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 02:14 PM (U7k5w)
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More like: because fingers-in-ears going la-la-la.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 02:17 PM (DuZls)

123 It's a good thing the media's job is to shape opinion and change the world and NOT reporting facts.

Otherwise, we would've never known that Trump talks to other world leaders.

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 02:17 PM (XTsuu)

124 27
I think this is the Deep State making a play to take Biden out of the lead.


Posted by: StefanH at September 23, 2019 02:04 PM (v841j)

_______


This ultimately leads back to the Clinton Crime Syndicate -- not that they'll pay any price for it.

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 23, 2019 02:17 PM (KSe9p)

125 @SenRomney

11 minutes ago



Whether or not the white-blower is true is irrelevant. We need a
full investigation of the president's phone calls with foreign leaders.
My good friend Joe Biden has been hurt by this egregious abuse of power
and his pain must be avenged. Avenged I tell you....AVENGED!!!!!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 02:12 PM (FiUMj)

By Grabar's hammer, by the sons of Worvan?


Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2019 02:17 PM (gmo/4)

126
Its been standard practice for me to ignore any stories from anonymous sources. I think 90% of the time there probably isn't even a real person.

Its kind of sad because I think there can be real things from anonymous sources, but the current ethics of "journalists" is that they just make stuff up so their editors can feel safe.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 23, 2019 02:17 PM (r+sAi)

127 Dogwhistleblowers are a real thing.

Posted by: jsg at September 23, 2019 02:17 PM (ohk8X)

128 Now I'm *sure* this entire story was generated by Trump. It's goaded the media into making asses of themselves *and* talking about Biden's corruption.
=======
Well maybe I would note that the literally told them on Friday that they have become a joke and that if the kept riding this story in would blow up in their faces again.

So of course, they were powerless to resist.

Posted by: He's a superhero and he's got a neato super power at September 23, 2019 02:18 PM (s07I0)

129
This ultimately leads back to the Clinton Crime Syndicate -- not that they'll pay any price for it.
Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 23, 2019 02:17 PM (KSe9p)

I still say Cankles tries to ride in as the saviorette at a brokered convention

Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 02:18 PM (U7k5w)

130 Whatever keeps the Left in a constant cycle of agitation and letdown which results in their emotional and mental breaking is fine by me.

Posted by: WonkishRogue at September 23, 2019 02:18 PM (BRpqW)

131 Wonder how much Soros paid this 'whistleblower'?

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2019 02:18 PM (cF8AT)

132 119
The MSM is like a tank of starving frenzied piranhas-anything that falls into the water is life sustaining-they'll take it.


Posted by: washrivergal at September 23, 2019 02:16 PM (9+jnX)
I read about the animal tanks the Germanies used in the Revolutionary war, like the Tiger tank and the Elephant. But I don't think I remember reading about the Pirhana Tank.

Posted by: Oscazio Consquestidorio at September 23, 2019 02:18 PM (37IEG)

133 Hunter? I have no children. They all died in a car wreck.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 23, 2019 02:18 PM (5itaF)

134 >>I think this is the Deep State making a play to take Biden out of the lead.


Paint Chips.

Just leave a trail of Paint Chips right up to a cliff or even across an Interstate.

Joe will do the rest.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 02:18 PM (VVjeB)

135 Binders full of allegations.

Binders.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 23, 2019 02:18 PM (TSpvy)

136 I saw over the weekend on Twitter that they're opening the world's first Vagina Museum in London.

Apparently British people have never seen one.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 23, 2019 02:16 PM (ZGrMX)


Well, they DO have horrible teeth.

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 02:19 PM (XTsuu)

137 Don't you know heard it through the grapevine
Not that sure you'll be mine
I heard it through the grapevine
And honey, I'm about to lose my mind
I heard it through the grapevine,
Not much longer would you be mine

CCR version.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 23, 2019 02:19 PM (+y/Ru)

138 This whistleblower sound more like a cock sucker

Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2019 02:19 PM (AQBtr)

139 Every fucking goddamn word out of Obama's mouth for 8 goddamn years was an "inappropriate conversation" with every dictator and every leftist strongman to world over. He surrendered to them all.

Fuck everyone in particular.

War? War is so last week. This is the Apocalypse.

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2019 02:19 PM (Q3dyo)

140

The Michael Wolf of whistleblowers. It sounded what he thought it might have gone like. Kinda sorta maybe

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 23, 2019 02:20 PM (IMR5q)

141 Michael Sheridan on Twitter @MSH3RIDAN disclosed the FBI agent's name working w the corrupt Ukrainians w NABU to close the original investigation (mentioned by Rudy, not by name.) Karen Greenway now working for Soros NGO, but first worked w Weissmann to trap Manafort. And, Leshchenko who released the Black Ledger entrapping Manafort worked in offices w NABU. Looks like lots of dots to connect.

Posted by: Ever at September 23, 2019 02:20 PM (ZZDMQ)

142 *Trump does NOT meet with foreigner leaders: He's a dangerous isolationist*

Foreigner. Aren't they the group that plays all the elevator muzak?

Posted by: tbodie at September 23, 2019 02:20 PM (WFe5M)

143 I saw over the weekend on Twitter that they're opening the world's first Vagina Museum in London.

Apparently British people have never seen one.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 23, 2019 02:16 PM (ZGrMX)

A lot of blokes in there looking for their keys, I bet.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 23, 2019 02:20 PM (xPJvm)

144 More hopium for the masses.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 23, 2019 02:20 PM (jYnPD)

145 I need to review the OED definition of treason!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 23, 2019 02:20 PM (BiNEL)

146 Howdi Modi, Trump and Modi at the Texas India Forum, just a taste but a good view 3:30 to 6:18.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtoRe0cSoWs

Posted by: Billy Cole at September 23, 2019 02:20 PM (ZS+GP)

147 Has ANYONE in the fucking media even BOTHERED to read the Intelligence Community Whistleblower Protection Act?

Again, when it comes to the president, they aren't a news source, they are a wubbie for the people who scream at the sky and broke down crying at his election. Its a safe space for them to go to, suck their thumb and be whispered happy, comforting things whether they're true or not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 02:20 PM (KZzsI)

148 Not even close, zombie, lol.

Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2019 02:20 PM (RU4sa)

149 So when does the FBI arrest the bidens? This payola crap in the Ukraine is also against the law in the us.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2019 02:20 PM (3cfl2)

150 @SenRomney

7 hours ago



Dear Diary,

I ruined another pair of my special underpants while reading this "Communist Manifesto" my friends in the Senate gave me. Darn it all!

Posted by: Ian S. at September 23, 2019 02:21 PM (ZGrMX)

151 The WWN is back?

Trump Appoints Bat Boy New UN Ambassador

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 02:21 PM (u//oP)

152 So what was okay about Obama promising Vladimir that he could be more flexible after he fooled the public one last time?

Kinda' sounds anti-democracy to me.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 02:21 PM (DuZls)

153 You big sillies.
When Obama told Medvedev to tell Vlad he would be flexible after the election, he wasn't talking about POLITICAL positions.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 02:21 PM (37IEG)

154 51
Trump was grounded by the media. He's not allowed to make phone calls.

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 23, 2019 02:07 PM (5itaF)

________


Next they'll be demanding that he go to his room with only one scoop of ice cream.

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 23, 2019 02:21 PM (KSe9p)

155 So, some shit heel IC bureaucrat goes to the office coffee pot and says he heard that Trump May have said something something to the Ukraine about Obama's senile bagman Joe B The Grifter.

That's essentially The NY Times front Page and the basis for Adam Shit for Brains push for impeachment of Trump.

Why bother with artifice of an an alleged story heard by an alleged 'whistleblower '?
?why not just say you got the idea for the story while taking a dump? The Dems are wasting time and motion trying to come up for a basis for impeachment beyond their virulent hate of Trump and Country.

Posted by: Voter theater. at September 23, 2019 02:21 PM (HkRDr)

156 Just like Russia collusion, this entire thing is an "Op".

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 02:21 PM (Kpl3J)

157 >> I saw over the weekend on Twitter that they're opening the world's first Vagina Museum in London.


Their Red Carpet Event will be a hit.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 02:21 PM (VVjeB)

158 >>Well, they DO have horrible teeth.

The Brits or the vaginas?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 02:22 PM (ZLI7S)

159 Sounds like a Gerry plot--the Gerry bastards!

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 02:22 PM (DuZls)

160 The MSM is like a tank of starving frenzied piranhas-anything that falls into the water is life sustaining-they'll take it.

Yeah, they want those tasty Russia Russia Russia ratings back and they'll do anything it takes to get them

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 02:22 PM (KZzsI)

161
This kind of thing isn't how you get moar Trump, I think it's how you get a Caesar or a Napoleon.

--------

The way things have been going, not just here but in Europe, it makes me suspect that things are going to end up in a global outburst.

That's why I've decided to go and re-read "The Great Upheaval" by Jay Winik. It's not a perfect book by any means, but he does a good job of tying together the waves of revolts that washed over the New World and the Old World at the end of the eighteenth century.

When you look at the revolts that wracked America, France, and Russia at that time, you can see the different causes and effects of these worldwide convulsions that sometimes seem to happen at all once.

Napoleon was an outcome. The American republic was another. A consolidation and extension of power for the Tsars was the outcome in Eastern/Southeast Europe.

I think the book may be more germane to current events than it was when I read it first, about ten years ago.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 02:22 PM (AzW6q)

162 seems likely that someone (Hilda Resistance Fighter, aka traitor) had access to Trump's call, or the transcribed document, and leaked it to the fellow traitors. As with Leaky Leahy, they want to block any potential action, or at least to frame it as a Trump crime.


This is why Grand Conspiracy is the charge to be used in the round up of all the domestic enemies working inside the WH even, to undermine and block every Trump action (for America, instead of for their DeepState).


Don't worry, I was given firm promises we were going to see serious indictments in September ... tick tock.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2019 02:22 PM (Cus5s)

163 Their Red Carpet Event will be a hit.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 02:21 PM (VVjeB)
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Will it match the drapes?

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 02:22 PM (DuZls)

164 149 So when does the FBI arrest the bidens? This payola crap in the Ukraine is also against the law in the us.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 23, 2019 02:20 PM (3cfl2)

Probably the same day they clean out and indict the Clinton people for the Ukrainian check to the foundation...IOW, never.

Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 02:23 PM (U7k5w)

165 @Rasmussen_Poll

ICYMI: Looks like its Game-Over for U.S. political media voter influence.

They've lost the trust of key Independent & Unaffiliated Voters.

They now only carry Democrats - and by a single point.

Screenshot from our Crosstabs. Our story link is below.

https://tinyurl.com/y4dn94xg

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2019 02:23 PM (cF8AT)

166 "I need job" is an anagram of Joe Biden

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2019 02:23 PM (AURKQ)

167 When you get to the Seventies Wing of the Vagina Museum...

They all look like they have Gene Shalit in a thighlock.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 02:23 PM (u//oP)

168 That's all right, by the time they're done my tendency towards mercy will have been clean washed away by their torrent of ongoing bullshit.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 02:23 PM (37IEG)

169 To this day, nearly three years after taking office, Trump is STILL surrounded by spies, traitors ans Deep State operatives, from his inner circle to every level of government. It boggles the mind.

Marine One needs to be put to use for some convenient Helicopter Rides for everyone involved.

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2019 02:23 PM (Q3dyo)

170 Just like Russia collusion, this entire thing is an "Op".
========
TBF: The "news" is Ops all the way down.

Posted by: Dan Rather at September 23, 2019 02:23 PM (Tvh4s)

171 146 Howdi Modi, Trump and Modi at the Texas India Forum, just a taste but a good view 3:30 to 6:18.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtoRe0cSoWs
Posted by: Billy Cole at September 23, 2019 02:20 PM (ZS+GP)

Cowboys and Indians.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 23, 2019 02:23 PM (jYnPD)

172 Out: Whistleblower
In: Kazooblower
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2019 02:04 PM


Two days later:

Out: Kazooblower
In: Sad trombone blower

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2019 02:24 PM (ejd/p)

173 I still say Cankles tries to ride in as the saviorette at a brokered convention

Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 02:18 PM (U7k5w)




Third time is the charm. The Miss Havisham of politics should go for it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 23, 2019 02:24 PM (IMR5q)

174 That's why I've decided to go and re-read "The Great Upheaval" by Jay Winik. It's not a perfect book by any means, but he does a good job of tying together the waves of revolts that washed over the New World and the Old World at the end of the eighteenth century.

Did he take America all the way to Andrew Jackson?

Posted by: Jean at September 23, 2019 02:24 PM (/YShq)

175 10




Heard if from a friend who heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend of a friend.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2019 02:02 PM (aKsyK)

Hey...call me at 867-5309 and I'll blow the whistle on him.

Posted by: Jenny at September 23, 2019 02:24 PM (ymnmz)

176 Out: Kazooblower
In: Sad trombone blower


Any room for a mature Voter Blower?

Posted by: Madonna at September 23, 2019 02:25 PM (VVjeB)

177 Did he take America all the way to Andrew Jackson?
Posted by: Jean at September 23, 2019 02:24 PM (/YShq)

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No. If IIRC correctly, it ends shortly after the turn of the nineteenth century.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 02:25 PM (AzW6q)

178 Sounds like this source is blowing something other than a whistle.

Posted by: regular Joe at September 23, 2019 02:26 PM (6/uwW)

179 Allahpundit's Balls Status: Blue


Balls? Who's being naive now, Kay?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 23, 2019 02:26 PM (sFofr)

180 Any room for a mature Voter Blower?
Posted by: Madonna at September 23, 2019 02:25 PM


Hey, baby...call me!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 23, 2019 02:26 PM (ejd/p)

181 "I believe it!"
-Mitt Romney, super serious person

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 02:26 PM (q80AH)

182 Future Headline: World Vagina Museum closes. Nobody went.

Posted by: Tomorrow's News Today! at September 23, 2019 02:26 PM (4Eo4+)

183 I hope James Clapper is reading this and we just ruined his lap dance at the Cloak Room on K Street in DC.

In the third private booth from the left of the statue of Venus. Next to the VIP lounge on the second floor.

With Angelica.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 23, 2019 02:26 PM (TSpvy)

184 61 Get used to it. They plan on something like this every couple of weeks. They're also working on a new dossier. if Trump is re-elected they plan on following the same game plan and choking his presidency again for three years. Why not? A couple of cranky IG reports, a catspaw underling or two thrown under the bus, big deal, who cares.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 23, 2019 02:09 PM (H8QX

The saving grace is that, as they get more and more desperate, the half life of these "scandals" is dropping rapidly. Russian Collusion they got more than 2 years play out of , this one will be a couple of months, at most.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 02:26 PM (Kpl3J)

185 48 My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Trump colluding with Ukrainians at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar's Day Off at September 23, 2019 02:07 PM (QzkSJ)

Props

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 23, 2019 02:26 PM (bcbK8)

186 Warren.

This gets Trump and Biden in one hit.

Posted by: MJ at September 23, 2019 02:27 PM (LQtHg)

187 I've caught onto the idea that this whole leak is a Trump op designed to get the media to talk about the Ukraine at all.

We're gonna get the transcript and the exchange will go like this:

"So, your predecessor killed an investigation about Biden, huh? That was weird."

"Yes, he did. We're reopening it."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 02:27 PM (q80AH)

188 Maybe we wouldn't fall for all these fake stories if we hadn't made up all those other fake stories which Trump totally made us think were true!

Posted by: Our Corrupt Media at September 23, 2019 02:27 PM (4Eo4+)

189 The left calls an airstrike on their own position, taking out Biden and exposing his son's crimes.

Brilliant strategy these dopes have concocted.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 23, 2019 02:27 PM (/oPrk)

190 TGEOTUS is going to boomarang this one too.

Can't wait to see how

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 23, 2019 02:28 PM (bcbK8)

191 Out: Motor Voter
In: Motorboater

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2019 02:28 PM (AURKQ)

192 I still say Cankles tries to ride in as the saviorette at a brokered convention

Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 02:18 PM

I worry about a moderate emerging at the convention, Rendell, MacAufille, Hickenlooper, Klouchbar, etc. Trump has to be careful with them. The current crop of clowns are a free ride for the Trump bulldozer

Posted by: Jean at September 23, 2019 02:28 PM (/YShq)

193 Ukrainian 31? What kind of nuclear hell has Trump got us in now!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 02:28 PM (37IEG)

194 I guess I shouldn't have boasted about my Ukraine shenanigans. While sitting with a panel of witnesses onstage. In front of a live audience. That was taped so it can be shown over and over again.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 23, 2019 02:28 PM (5itaF)

195 48 My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Trump colluding with Ukrainians at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar's Day Off at September 23, 2019 02:07 PM (QzkSJ)
---------------

Well, that's actually sourced, unlike 99% of stuff that is currently "news."

Posted by: Blake - used salesman salesman
at September 23, 2019 02:28 PM (qC1Sy)

196 TGEOTUS


What is this?

Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 02:28 PM (uLuPn)

197 I went to this, how do you say, Vagina Museum. It was nothing the Paolo hadn't seen before.

Posted by: The Paolo at September 23, 2019 02:29 PM (ZGrMX)

198 If an American citizen misbehaved and used undue influence while representing the United States of America, a finding of fact is in the interest of the chief executive and every citizen of the USA should he want it

The Dems want to make morons out of everyone.
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 02:12 PM (DuZls)

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 23, 2019 02:29 PM (BiNEL)

199 >>Future Headline: World Vagina Museum closes.


All their traffic wanted to use the back door?

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 02:29 PM (VVjeB)

200 TGEOTUS
The god Emperor of the United States.

Posted by: Warhammer reference I think at September 23, 2019 02:29 PM (ILO/d)

201 Less of a "museum" than a "petting zoo", really.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2019 02:30 PM (AURKQ)

202 How big around would the noose be for Pencil Neck Bug Ears?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 23, 2019 02:30 PM (Uu+Jp)

203 And we thought "Deep Throat" was just a metaphor.

Turns out the traitorous media really DOES deep throat America's enemies.

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2019 02:30 PM (Q3dyo)

204 TGEOTUS


What is this?


The God-Emperor Of The United States. I usually see it as just "GEOTUS".

Posted by: Ian S. at September 23, 2019 02:30 PM (ZGrMX)

205 What is wrong with you people?
As Mitt knows, elites like Biden should be allowed to flout laws and extort nations anywhere they please!
You are all so uncouth, making an issue about it.

Posted by: VMom's phone at September 23, 2019 02:30 PM (nxBpZ)

206 >>I've caught onto the idea that this whole leak is a Trump op designed to get the media to talk about the Ukraine at all.

>>We're gonna get the transcript and the exchange will go like this:

>>"So, your predecessor killed an investigation about Biden, huh? That was weird."

>>"Yes, he did. We're reopening it."

So you're saying there was a plan?

Crazy person.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 02:30 PM (ZLI7S)

207 Will there be plaster casts of famous vaginas?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 02:30 PM (u//oP)

208 Such an absurdly and striking difference between how the MSM treats Trump and how they treated Obama. Obama could do whatever the hell he wanted, say whatever the hell he wanted and the MSM would merely heave big sighs of contentment-Obama would smile all around, basking in the adoration. It was a pleasant time.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 23, 2019 02:30 PM (9+jnX)

209 Louise Mensch will be devastated...

Posted by: McCool at September 23, 2019 02:30 PM (+Lg8f)

210 TGEOTUS
The god Emperor of the United States.

Posted by: Warhammer reference I think at September 23, 2019 02:29 PM (ILO/d)


But, but, but Orange Man Bad!!!

Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 02:30 PM (uLuPn)

211 Out: Motor Voter
In: Motorboater



Ivanka could Get out the Vote.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 02:30 PM (VVjeB)

212 Bill Weld...is that clown still around?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2019 02:30 PM (ejd/p)

213 Whether or not the I paid my taxes or not is irrelevant. Serious charges deserve a series of investigations, never taking no for an answer!

Posted by: @MittRombley at September 23, 2019 02:31 PM (DuZls)

214 Oh man...Trump is hammering Biden and his son at a presser at the UN.

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2019 02:31 PM (cF8AT)

215 Mitt Romney
45s

I'm saddened and incredibly disheartened by the vulgar and unseemly display of the unchecked raw power wielded by this president in an effort to enlist a foreign government on his behalf in an effort to deprive a man who has spent his entire adult life in the public service of a country he loves and is entitled to lead in the hopes that we may finally be brought back together as one people, one nation under God, so help me God....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2019 02:31 PM (NFEMn)

216 Schiff Ukrainerangs Biden - Again!

Posted by: DaveA at September 23, 2019 02:31 PM (FhXTo)

217 Are we done weight-shaming the AR-15 yet?

Posted by: TexasDan at September 23, 2019 02:31 PM (yL25O)

218 Trump: "good afternoon, Mr. president and congrats on your victory"

Zelensky : "Gudk afternoun , ur ekcelncy, and may I add that ur vife is one smokeeng piece of tail"

Posted by: US Government at September 23, 2019 02:31 PM (AQBtr)

219
No. If IIRC correctly, it ends shortly after the turn of the nineteenth century.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's

Shame, maybe he has a sequel coming.

Posted by: Jean at September 23, 2019 02:31 PM (/YShq)

220 This is delicious. Bet Trump and friends have been waiting for the perfect moment to unleash the Kraken Pimp Slap.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2019 02:31 PM (yRAFu)

221 World Vagina Museum closes.

Something wrong with the A/C. It was always frigid in there.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 02:31 PM (u//oP)

222 But Biden was beating Trump like a drum!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 02:32 PM (37IEG)

223
Whistleblower is a German name...

PSYCHE!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 23, 2019 02:32 PM (XubWY)

224 >>Will there be plaster casts of famous vaginas?


You jest.

Had a buddy I did a Radio Show with, his old lady was an artist.

Had an entire fucking wall of Vaginas. Cast in Clay. Had to be 2-250 of them.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 02:32 PM (VVjeB)

225 221 World Vagina Museum closes.

Something wrong with the A/C. It was always frigid in there.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 02:31 PM (u//oP)

They're only closed until next Tuesday.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2019 02:32 PM (AURKQ)

226 Ooooh - I wonder if there'll be a boat ride? A little boat. With a little man rowing it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 02:32 PM (u//oP)

227 192: Can't imagine any success from that group. Rendell might be the least ridiculous, but between his own pay to play and Parkinson's symptoms, I doubt he'd get traction.

Biden was their only hope, and I don't think he'll survive this.

Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 02:32 PM (U7k5w)

228 205 What is wrong with you people?
As Mitt knows, elites like Biden should be allowed to flout laws and extort nations anywhere they please!
You are all so uncouth, making an issue about it.
Posted by: VMom's phone at September 23, 2019 02:30 PM (nxBpZ)

==========

He goes to the same country club. He can't be bad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 02:33 PM (q80AH)

229 I'm saddened and incredibly disheartened by the vulgar and unseemly display of the unchecked raw power wielded by this president in an effort to enlist a foreign government on his behalf in an effort to deprive a man who has spent his entire adult life in the public service of a country he loves and is entitled to lead in the hopes that we may finally be brought back together as one people, one nation under God, so help me God....
Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2019 02:31 PM (NFEMn)

___

Where does the funny underwear come into play?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 23, 2019 02:33 PM (FiUMj)

230 The "Vagina Museum" is a bait-and-switch political ploy. it's all about "women's health" and "feminism" and "smashing the patriarchy." All the rubes will go there expecting to see porn, and instead they'll encounter boring SJW lectures about Evil Men.

It won't last a year. Fooling people with the promise of pron and then instead giving them politics is a surefire road to bankruptcy.

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2019 02:33 PM (Q3dyo)

231 >> World Vagina Museum closes.


Let's face it.

Their collection stinks.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 02:33 PM (VVjeB)

232 I've caught onto the idea that this whole leak is a Trump op designed to get the media to talk about the Ukraine at all.

>>We're gonna get the transcript and the exchange will go like this:

>>"So, your predecessor killed an investigation about Biden, huh? That was weird."

>>"Yes, he did. We're reopening it."

So you're saying there was a plan?

Crazy person.
==========

Serendipity vs. Plan vs. Act of God

Posted by: YMMV but the results have been consistent at September 23, 2019 02:33 PM (ILO/d)

233 Anyone want to project how this plays at the next Dem debate?

If they go after Biden on this, it will be at the risk of appearing to support Trump.

If they go after Trump, they miss the golden opportunity to bump a leading horse out of the race.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 23, 2019 02:33 PM (yL25O)

234
Bill Weld...is that clown still around?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2019 02:30 PM (ejd/p)

-------

He was demanding that Trump be given the needle over this phone call.

That's a helluva primary platform, I'll give him that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 02:33 PM (AzW6q)

235 Bug Eyes, not Bug Ears.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 23, 2019 02:33 PM (Uu+Jp)

236 199
>>Future Headline: World Vagina Museum closes.





All their traffic wanted to use the back door?

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 02:29 PM (VVjeB)


ITS FUNNY CAUSE THAT'S WHAT I NAMED MY GIANT STACK OF NUDIE MAGAZINES I HID UNDER MY BED UNTIL MY MOM FOUND THEM AND THREW THEM OUT WHEN I WAS 15.

Posted by: Ben Rothlisbergergler at September 23, 2019 02:33 PM (ymnmz)

237 224 Had an entire fucking wall of Vaginas. Cast in Clay. Had to be 2-250 of them.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 02:32 PM (VVjeB)

========

Was it closer to 2 or to 250?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 02:33 PM (q80AH)

238 Such an absurdly and striking difference between how the MSM treats Trump and how they treated Obama. Obama could do whatever the hell he wanted, say whatever the hell he wanted and the MSM would merely heave big sighs of contentment-Obama would smile all around, basking in the adoration. It was a pleasant time.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 23, 2019 02:30 PM (9+jnX)
---
I'm quite sure they would have told you that he's the president and the plenary powers allow him to do it if he wants to.

Heck, he signed an "agreement" with Iran as citizen Barack Obama, bypassing all our laws on treaties and the "watchdog" press licked their crotch throughout.

Posted by: @MittRombley at September 23, 2019 02:33 PM (DuZls)

239
Had a buddy I did a Radio Show with, his old lady was an artist.

Had an entire fucking wall of Vaginas. Cast in Clay. Had to be 2-250 of them.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 02:32 PM (VVjeB)

Did he have a collection of matching Clay-cast penises?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2019 02:33 PM (NFEMn)

240 I want a 50 caliber AR-15 too, please.


here ya go

http://bit.ly/2l5Nm7e

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 23, 2019 02:34 PM (sFofr)

241 There is a Sex Museum in Amsterdam.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 02:34 PM (ZLI7S)

242 World Vagina Museum closes.

Too bad.
They did have free Urethra-net in there.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 02:34 PM (u//oP)

243 I wish Trump had had the conversation with Ukraine. Someone has to get to the bottom of the Biden Ukrainian corruption.

Posted by: SH at September 23, 2019 02:34 PM (sX1BW)

244
Biden was their only hope, and I don't think he'll survive this.
Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 02:32 PM

I tend to agree, but don't trust MacAweful to not make a play.

Posted by: Jean at September 23, 2019 02:34 PM (/YShq)

245 OT:And now the attorneys general of Illinois and Indiana are investigating
how the human remains got from Klopfer's network of Indiana abortion
clinics to his rural Illinois home


US 80/94 aka the Borman Expressway.

Posted by: DaveA at September 23, 2019 02:34 PM (FhXTo)

246 Six ways from Sunday is turning out to be a lot of heavy lifting with Trump. Schumer gave us too much credit.

Posted by: IC at September 23, 2019 02:34 PM (5itaF)

247 224 Had an entire fucking wall of Vaginas. Cast in Clay. Had to be 2-250 of them.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 02:32 PM (VVjeB)

I saw Wall of Vaginas open for Wall of Voodoo at CBGB in '83.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 23, 2019 02:34 PM (XubWY)

248 241
There is a Sex Museum in Amsterdam.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 02:34 PM (ZLI7S)
Do they have demonstration set ups for the kids?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 02:34 PM (37IEG)

249 Just imagine the Vagina Museum gift shop. heh heh.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 02:35 PM (u//oP)

250 >>Was it closer to 2 or to 250?


200-250

Wise ass. And no. They weren't scratch and sniff.

And she'd get really mad if you stuck a cigarette or roach in one.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 02:35 PM (VVjeB)

251 So, whistleblower is now the new name for deluced political hack who is trying to turn his impeachment dreams into reality?

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell, partially because of the UAW at September 23, 2019 02:35 PM (gdfZ0)

252 Phase 2 of the coup d'etat has begun.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 23, 2019 02:10 PM (TSpvy)

Its the kind of coup where you fire the signal cannon and it explodes, killing the cannoneers and four generals with it.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2019 02:35 PM (FTPn0)

253 So, not a whistle blower?

Posted by: nip at September 23, 2019 02:35 PM (Izot6)

254 I want a 50 caliber AR-15 too, please.

___

AR-15? Piker. I'm getting an AR-300 with the .72 caliber bullets that fire semi-fully automatically.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 23, 2019 02:35 PM (FiUMj)

255 OMG!

Trump: You got a lotta crooked journalist around. You're crooked as hell.

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2019 02:35 PM (cF8AT)

256 World Vagina Museum closes.


There's something fishy about this.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 23, 2019 02:35 PM (sFofr)

257 Where's the kidney stone memorial?

Posted by: Jean at September 23, 2019 02:35 PM (/YShq)

258 Thousands of impeaches
Impeaches for me

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 23, 2019 02:35 PM (RD7QR)

259 >>Do they have demonstration set ups for the kids?

That's over in the Red Light District.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 02:36 PM (ZLI7S)

260 230
The "Vagina Museum" is a bait-and-switch political ploy. it's all about
"women's health" and "feminism" and "smashing the patriarchy." All the
rubes will go there expecting to see porn, and instead they'll encounter
boring SJW lectures about Evil Men.



It won't last a year. Fooling people with the promise of pron and
then instead giving them politics is a surefire road to bankruptcy.

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2019 02:33 PM (Q3dyo)


OK now here is the plan....hear me out.....

Posted by: General Organa...I am not a princess! at September 23, 2019 02:36 PM (ymnmz)

261 World Vagina Museum & Titty Bar

Posted by: x at September 23, 2019 02:36 PM (nFwvY)

262 215: It's so important that we protect the foreign investments of Romney, Bezos, etc. They are clearly more important than American workers. The nation should take pride in their wealth and make sacrifices to ensure that the uber-worthy get extra billions. I fucking hate Romney and Lee

Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 02:36 PM (U7k5w)

263 This one weird middle school trick will rid us of the Golden Scalp Weasel forever!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors The Inauguration Primal Scream Woman Tour! Hilarity Ensues! at September 23, 2019 02:36 PM (eg2vB)

264 So if POTUS knows there a crime being committed in a foreign country, he's not allowed to ask a leader of that crime to look into it?

LOL

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 23, 2019 02:36 PM (FiUMj)

265 >>World Vagina Museum closes.


On the one hand, who wants to go to a Vagina Museum.

On the other hand, I'm kinda torn. I was really looking forward to their Episiotomy Installation.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 02:37 PM (VVjeB)

266 It won't last a year. Fooling people with the promise of pron and then instead giving them politics is a surefire road to bankruptcy.
Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2019 02:33 PM (Q3dyo)


You have just been screwed by the Sisters of Merciful Charity ...

Posted by: Just the Punchline ... at September 23, 2019 02:37 PM (LPnfS)

267 116
Speaking of nevertrumper cucks, was the great debate of 2019, ie is the got dog a sandwich, every resolved?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 02:16 PM (FiUMj)

_______


"Got Dog? Then you've got a sandwich!" -- Barry Soetoro

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 23, 2019 02:37 PM (KSe9p)

268 leader of the country, not crime. Although I guess for Ukraine, crime and country is basically the same thing.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 23, 2019 02:37 PM (FiUMj)

269 Where was the ethical whistle blower when Biden was vp

Posted by: Jean at September 23, 2019 02:37 PM (/YShq)

270 264 So if POTUS knows there a crime being committed in a foreign country, he's not allowed to ask a leader of that crime to look into it?

LOL
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 23, 2019 02:36 PM (FiUMj)

=========

"He's not allowed to, no. Because America is so much more powerful than the Ukraine, it is an implied threat and request for quid pro quo."
-Allahpundit

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 02:37 PM (q80AH)

271 Sounds like we better impeach Trump just to be safe

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 23, 2019 02:37 PM (k81AA)

272 He was demanding that Trump be given the needle over this phone call.

That's a helluva primary platform, I'll give him that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 02:33 PM


Put the bottle down, Bill...you're embarrassing yourself again.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2019 02:38 PM (ejd/p)

273 Seems like CNN is just trying to find a way for this story to go away. Like the #MeToo movement, it just exploded in their face.

Posted by: SH at September 23, 2019 02:38 PM (sX1BW)

274 World Vagina Museum closes.


Let's face it.

Their collection stinks.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 02:33 PM (VVjeB)

Never had anyone that could find the clitoris exhibit.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 23, 2019 02:38 PM (lQSMb)

275 Phase 2 of the coup d'etat has begun.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 23, 2019 02:10 PM (TSpvy)

There does seem to be a level of coordination and cooperation among the Dems and media and NeverTrumpers on this Ukrainian phone call scam that we haven't seen since the halcyon days of PussyGate.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2019 02:38 PM (NFEMn)

276 World Vagina Museum closes? That would be my bedroom and it's still open 24/7/365,

Posted by: JROD at September 23, 2019 02:38 PM (QfyTW)

277 My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Trump eat two scoops at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

Posted by: Simone at September 23, 2019 02:38 PM (hKi6n)

278 221 World Vagina Museum closes.

Bring a big enough gift and it'll open right back up.

Posted by: jsg at September 23, 2019 02:38 PM (ohk8X)

279 There is a Sex Museum in Amsterdam.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 02:34 PM (ZLI7S)


Pro tip: do NOT visit the Helen Thomas wing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 02:38 PM (GRbI+)

280 Six ways from Sunday is turning out to be a lot of heavy lifting with Trump.

Posted by: IC at September 23, 2019 02:34 PM (5itaF)
---
How many moving boxes of heavy lifting?

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 02:38 PM (DuZls)

281 271 Sounds like we better impeach Trump just to be safe
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 23, 2019 02:37 PM (k81AA)

========

"Well, Nancy did say that Democrats would calm down if they took the House. They didn't calm down. In fact, they got worse. So, I assume that if we give them more power then they will calm down."
-GOPe

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 02:38 PM (q80AH)

282 I heard Trump also asked Ukraine's president for his thoughts on the Patriots this season. I mean if that isn't impeachable I don't know what is.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 02:39 PM (FiUMj)

283 Seems like CNN is just trying to find a way for this story to go away. Like the #MeToo movement, it just exploded in their face.
Posted by: SH at September 23, 2019 02:38 PM (sX1BW)

Did something just get revealed? I haven't been near my computer all day.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2019 02:39 PM (NFEMn)

284 >>Never had anyone that could find the clitoris exhibit.


To be fair, nobody ever looked for more than 5-10 seconds.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 02:39 PM (VVjeB)

285 Do they have demonstration set ups for the kids?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 02:34 PM (37IEG)
------------

Ex and I, during pre-marital counseling, counselor asked how we planned to talk about sex to our kids.

It was a group session and, of course, I spoke up and said, "Free home demonstration!"

Posted by: Blake - used salesman salesman
at September 23, 2019 02:39 PM (qC1Sy)

286 That's why I've decided to go and re-read "The Great Upheaval" by Jay Winik. It's not a perfect book by any means, but he does a good job of tying together the waves of revolts that washed over the New World and the Old World at the end of the eighteenth century.

When you look at the revolts that wracked America, France, and Russia at that time, you can see the different causes and effects of these worldwide convulsions that sometimes seem to happen at all once."

The Great Upheaval is a good theory, and book, but I believe the American Revolution is quite different from the European Revolutions, and it's misleading to lump them together. (I can't remember if that book makes that distinction or not)

I believe the American Revolution is best understood as a renewed outbreak of the English Civil War of 1640 - 1651. Almost everyone ended up unhappy with how that ended, which is why the Monarchy came back, but the American Revolution was a chance for a "do-over" of the exact same fight, for almost all of the same reasons. If you look at records of the great political arguments in London during the 1640's, you will find people who were already proposing a bi-cameral legislature with an elected Chief Executive.

I have seen the case put that *every* political argument that we have had in the English Speaking world for the last 375 years stems from the arguments that were made in London during the 1640's.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 02:39 PM (Kpl3J)

287 World Vagina Museum closes.
---
Don't feel so put out.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 02:39 PM (DuZls)

288 209 Louise Mensch will be devastated...
Posted by: McCool at September 23, 2019 02:30 PM (+Lg8f)

SOD OFF! THE MARSHALS SERVICE WILL ARREST HIM SOON! AND THE REPTILIANS WILL GET YOU YOU WANKER!

Posted by: Louise Mensch, totally sane at September 23, 2019 02:39 PM (RD7QR)

289 That's over in the Red Light District.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 02:36 PM


Under the circumstances, this feeder line should launch a thousand golden comments.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2019 02:39 PM (ejd/p)

290 Phase 2 of the coup d'etat has begun.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 23, 2019 02:10 PM (TSpvy)

There does seem to be a level of coordination and cooperation among the Dems and media and NeverTrumpers on this Ukrainian phone call scam that we haven't seen since the halcyon days of PussyGate.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2019 02:38 PM (NFEMn)


I never get the memo!

Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 02:39 PM (uLuPn)

291 Nixon, 1972: It's not the crime, it's the cover-up.

Trump, 2019: It's not the crime, it's the cover-up...of the fact that the crime was committed by DEMOCRATS.

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2019 02:39 PM (Q3dyo)

292 World Vagina Museum Closes

alternate headline:

Vagina Museum Gets Hymen Restoration Surgery

Posted by: JuJuBee at September 23, 2019 02:39 PM (5itaF)

293 Hunter wasn't the only object of the investigation. Soros under scrutiny, too, bc there was $6 billion that disappeared. Doesn't it appear interesting that the FBI Agent, Karen Greenway, that assisted the follow-up, Ukrainian NABU investigators, now works for Soros?

Posted by: Ever at September 23, 2019 02:39 PM (ZZDMQ)

294 Sounds like we better impeach Trump just to be safe
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To be safe, we'd better execute him.

Posted by: Bill Weld, a reasonable republican alternative at September 23, 2019 02:40 PM (Tvh4s)

295 >>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.


Well, yeah. Because you were high.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 02:40 PM (VVjeB)

296 I hate Mitt Romney more than I ever hated John McCain.
And I voted for both of these assholes....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2019 02:40 PM (NFEMn)

297 224 Had an entire fucking wall of Vaginas. Cast in Clay. Had to be 2-250 of them.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 02:32 PM (VVjeB)


I think on HBO Real Sex there was a woman who made plaster casts of Rock Star Penii. She had quite the groupie collection.

Posted by: Adriane the Plaster of Paris Critic ... at September 23, 2019 02:40 PM (LPnfS)

298 To be fair, nobody ever looked for more than 5-10 seconds.


It's like staring into the Sun.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 23, 2019 02:40 PM (sFofr)

299 Ann Althouse has apparently come to the conclusion that Democrats are pursuing impeachment in general because they know they're going to lose in 2020.

I'm not really opposed to the theory.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 02:40 PM (q80AH)

300 Bill Weld: Vote for me and I'll have my predecessor executed!

Not 3rd world banana republic at all. No, not at all. Just NeverTrump and their sacred principles.

You know how principled they are because they never miss a chance to tell you.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 02:41 PM (u//oP)

301 And it ended up putting Biden front and center and his shady son.

Better luck next time.

Posted by: Blago at September 23, 2019 02:41 PM (sjTfF)

302 Heck, he signed an "agreement" with Iran as citizen
Barack Obama, bypassing all our laws on treaties and the "watchdog"
press licked their crotch throughout.

Posted by: @MittRombley at September 23, 2019 02:33 PM (DuZls)

+++I am still shocked and stunned by this event. Not the MSM though, not our congress-just a walk in the park and certainly no biggie. If this didn't give the public a big clue as to the workings of corruption of power, nothing would. And it didn't.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 23, 2019 02:41 PM (9+jnX)

303 >>Well, yeah. Because you were high.

Uh, Amsterdam. Hello?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 02:41 PM (ZLI7S)

304 Hunter wasn't the only object of the investigation. Soros under scrutiny, too, bc there was $6 billion that disappeared. Doesn't it appear interesting that the FBI Agent, Karen Greenway, that assisted the follow-up, Ukrainian NABU investigators, now works for Soros?
======
HOW DARE YOU IMPUNIGN THE INTEGRITY OF AN FBI AGENT! YOU CAD!!!

Posted by: James Comey at September 23, 2019 02:41 PM (51xgM)

305 296 I hate Mitt Romney more than I ever hated John McCain.
And I voted for both of these assholes....
Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2019 02:40 PM (NFEMn)

___

Has any political party, anywhere in the world had 2 consecutive elections where the party nominee hated their party as much as those 2 did? It's amazing when you think about it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 02:41 PM (FiUMj)

306 >>I think on HBO Real Sex there was a woman who made plaster casts of Rock Star Penii. She had quite the groupie collection.


The Plaster Casters.

Entire doc out there about those creepy gals. You'll never guess who was the most packingest rock star.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 02:41 PM (VVjeB)

307 Nixon, 1972: It's not the crime, it's the cover-up.

Trump, 2019: It's not the crime, it's the cover-up...of the fact that the crime was committed by DEMOCRATS.
Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2019 02:39 PM (Q3dyo)
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2019 It's not the crime--or the coverup--but attempting to uncover the gloss-over.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 02:41 PM (DuZls)

308 I heard from my cousin's uncle that Trump delivered pallets of cash to Iran in exchange for US service personnel!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 02:42 PM (37IEG)

309 282 I heard Trump also asked Ukraine's president for his thoughts on the Patriots this season. I mean if that isn't impeachable I don't know what is.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 02:39 PM (FiUMj)

Zelensky said "Antonio Browne? Even over here we knew that was a mistake!!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 02:42 PM (Kpl3J)

310 I guess that idiot that socked Simone should have read the thread. LOL

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at September 23, 2019 02:42 PM (hKi6n)

311 Entire doc out there about those creepy gals. You'll never guess who was the most packingest rock star.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 02:41 PM (VVjeB)

Pat Benatar?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2019 02:42 PM (AURKQ)

312 >>Uh, Amsterdam. Hello?


Come for the Van Gogh Museum and stay for the banana show!

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 02:42 PM (VVjeB)

313 In my lifetime, I never thought I'd see a scandal by one politician be reframed as a scandal by another politician who wasn't even there.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 02:42 PM (pUDQf)

314 >>Pat Benatar?


Kira's Got the 10 1/2

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 02:42 PM (VVjeB)

315 Entire doc out there about those creepy gals. You'll never guess who was the most packingest rock star.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 02:41 PM (VVjeB)

I know I feel sorry for Peter Frampton because one famous groupie wrote about his micro penis.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 23, 2019 02:42 PM (lQSMb)

316 . I fucking hate Romney and Lee
Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 02:36 PM

They are part of the Mormon Church Ponzi scheme that needs lots of foreign converts to feed the bottom end. I would convert their asses with an immigrant visa tied to a significant cash bond from a religious institution. Then again, as long as the Dims want to grab guns, no Mormon will vote for anything close to the Dim clown show.

Posted by: Jean at September 23, 2019 02:42 PM (/YShq)

317 Guarantee you there won't be a clitorectomy exhibit.

Not that it would be offensive to Muzzes, hell, it's part of their faith tradition.

But it would be rather uncomfortable for the lefties.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 02:42 PM (u//oP)

318 273 Seems like CNN is just trying to find a way for this story to go away. Like the #MeToo movement, it just exploded in their face.
-----------------------
So they need a Christy Blaisey Ford appearance again?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2019 02:43 PM (yRAFu)

319 You'll never guess who was the most packingest rock star.
Posted by: garrett

Robert Plant?

Posted by: Jean at September 23, 2019 02:43 PM (/YShq)

320 Plant had armadillos in his trousers.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 02:43 PM (u//oP)

321 Don't see "moderate" Dems as much more of a threat than the current clownshow.


Conventional principles apply even to an unconventional figure like Trump.


A booming economy - with employment/wage impact not seen in any upturn for generations - is the worst head-wind any out-party can face. And the details get much, much, much worse for the Dems [locations of former Dem support, electoral map, etc].


And while it's a fairly complicated and in many ways disappointing situation to date, Trump still "owns" the biggest problem as ID'd by voters [when not prompted, this is their own rating] - mass illegal migration/border security/lawlessness in immigration. The Dems are even further down the wrong track on all those issues than before.


Could well be an early night for the Dems, no matter who they put up.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2019 02:44 PM (QDnY+)

322 I worry about a moderate emerging at the convention, Rendell, MacAufille, Hickenlooper, Klouchbar, etc. Trump has to be careful with them. The current crop of clowns are a free ride for the Trump bulldozer
Posted by: Jean at September 23, 2019 02:28 PM (/YShq)

If the Dems had a moderate, they would have put him up by now. That ship sailed long ago. The Clintons and their ilk could pretend to be moderate to get power. The new crowd doesn't think they have to do that.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2019 02:44 PM (FTPn0)

323 308 I heard from my cousin's uncle that Trump delivered pallets of cash to Iran in exchange for US service personnel!
Posted by: DamnedYankee


My hairdresser's poodle's veterinarian's secretary's daughter's kindergarten teacher told me that Trump toured around the world apologizing to every country and vowing to cripple America in the future, as penance for our crimes!

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2019 02:44 PM (Q3dyo)

324 Ann Althouse has apparently come to the conclusion that Democrats are pursuing impeachment in general because they know they're going to lose in 2020.

I'm not really opposed to the theory.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



I want democrats line up in front of a bullet pocked wall in 2021.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2019 02:44 PM (VY2sw)

325 300 Bill Weld: Vote for me and I'll have my predecessor executed!

Not 3rd world banana republic at all. No, not at all. Just NeverTrump and their sacred principles.

You know how principled they are because they never miss a chance to tell you.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 02:41 PM (u//oP)

You would think we would get mad at that, but it's just somewhere between sad and funny, the depths that Weld has to sink to just to get any attention at all. He needs to take all of his clothes off and start eating live chickens next.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 02:44 PM (Kpl3J)

326 In my lifetime, I never thought I'd see a scandal by one politician be reframed as a scandal by another politician who wasn't even there.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 02:42 PM (pUDQf)
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We're creative.

Posted by: The Demedia at September 23, 2019 02:44 PM (DuZls)

327 Bill Weld: Vote for me and I'll have my predecessor executed!

Trump sees to be a fan of the "Give them enough rope" theory

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 02:44 PM (KZzsI)

328 Uh, Amsterdam. Hello?
Posted by: JackStraw

----

I loved getting directions to anyplace in Amsterdam:

Okay, take a right at the sex supermarket up ahead, then straight for two blocks until you come to the hash bar. Turn left and right after the second place with hookers in the windows look up.

You can't miss it.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2019 02:44 PM (Y4EXg)

329 "He's not allowed to, no. Because America is so much more powerful than the Ukraine, it is an implied threat and request for quid pro quo."
-Allahpundit
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 02:37 PM (q80AH)

...

Hey Israel, don't elect Netanyahu.

-Barry Obama

Posted by: TexasDan at September 23, 2019 02:44 PM (yL25O)

330 Tommy Lee

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2019 02:44 PM (DUyNC)

331
The Great Upheaval is a good theory, and book, but I believe the American Revolution is quite different from the European Revolutions, and it's misleading to lump them together. (I can't remember if that book makes that distinction or not)

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Again, I haven't read it in years, he doesn't lump them together exactly.

His thesis was more centered around the politics and beliefs of the time being more interconnected than we typically envision them, and that people across the world decided to physically challenge the concept of monarchy more-or-less at the same time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 02:45 PM (AzW6q)

332 I want democrats line up in front of a bullet pocked wall in 2021.

Its only fair, that's what they want for you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 02:45 PM (KZzsI)

333 The Plaster Casters.

Entire doc out there about those creepy gals. You'll never guess who was the most packingest rock star.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 02:41 PM (VVjeB)

KISS has a song called Plaster Caster.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2019 02:45 PM (Ez6QX)

334 329 "He's not allowed to, no. Because America is so much more powerful than the Ukraine, it is an implied threat and request for quid pro quo."
-Allahpundit
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 02:37 PM (q80AH)

...

Hey Israel, don't elect Netanyahu. Here's tens of millions of dollars to make that happen.

-Barry Obama
Posted by: TexasDan at September 23, 2019 02:44 PM (yL25O)

=========

FIFY

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 02:45 PM (q80AH)

335 My favorite part of this non-scandal is the usual list of rock ribbed conservatives lining up with AOC and the other retards in Congress.

Kasich, Romney, Allahpundit, Kristol, etc.

All of them are *shocked* to learn that politics involves politics.

Posted by: MJ at September 23, 2019 02:45 PM (LQtHg)

336 Could well be an early night for the Dems, no matter who they put up.
=============
We'll see. Long way out, and they are trying to blackmail Bob Iger.

Posted by: Surprise your the Next contestant on who wants to get embarrassed by Trump at September 23, 2019 02:45 PM (s07I0)

337 So, this Ed Buck guy, he donated heavily to Trump right?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 02:45 PM (37IEG)

338 Seems like CNN is just trying to find a way for this story to go away

No way, Trump can worry this like a dog with a piece of rawhide. DoJ, DoS IG, send Rudy to Kiev, on an on ...

Posted by: Jean at September 23, 2019 02:46 PM (/YShq)

339 If the Dems had a moderate, they would have put him up by now. That ship sailed long ago. The Clintons and their ilk could pretend to be moderate to get power. The new crowd doesn't think they have to do that.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2019 02:44 PM (FTPn0)

AOC and "the Squad" are the ones drving this funny car now. No WAY will they go for a "moderate" or anything even close.

I'm actually thinking Wisc's idea of a Liz Warren/Tom Steyer ticket might be a good bet.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 02:46 PM (Kpl3J)

340 335 My favorite part of this non-scandal is the usual list of rock ribbed conservatives lining up with AOC and the other retards in Congress.

Kasich, Romney, Allahpundit, Kristol, etc.

All of them are *shocked* to learn that politics involves politics.
Posted by: MJ at September 23, 2019 02:45 PM (LQtHg)

========

Notice:

No McConnell, Graham, or Hatch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 02:46 PM (q80AH)

341 >>I loved getting directions to anyplace in Amsterdam:


Had a road trip once where every time we asked a local for directions, regardless of where we were, included the phrase 'Go down on Beaver until you see'...

Never got anything after that, for the laughing.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 02:46 PM (VVjeB)

342 I'm a lifelong Republican. My great grandfather was the sauna attendant for Calvin Coolidge. I was a big supporter of Trump in 2016, but all of these rumors coming out of the White House have given me pause. While I recognize that these rumors are coming from political partisans, no other president in history has elicited this kind of reaction from his inner circle. While trump might be a fine president, in these tumultuous times, we can't afford another four years of these kinds of distractions that seem to dog trump daily. That is why Corey Booker is such a breath of fresh air. This upstart young man doesn't carry the taint of scandal that older politicians do, and he will bring the energy of youth and new ideas this country sorely needs. Corey Booker is the true conservative choice for 2020!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2019 02:46 PM (edajH)

343 If the directions involve passing by a hash bar, I guarantee the destination can be missed.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 23, 2019 02:46 PM (/H5Dl)

344 Uh, Amsterdam. Hello?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 02:41 PM


Geez, am I the only one who visited Amsterdam and didn't get stoned?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2019 02:46 PM (ejd/p)

345 87
@SenRomney

11 minutes ago



Whether or not the white-blower is true is irrelevant. We need a
full investigation of the president's phone calls with foreign leaders.
My good friend Joe Biden has been hurt by this egregious abuse of power
and his pain must be avenged. Avenged I tell you....AVENGED!!!!!!


not sure whether typo or dogwhistle

Posted by: Anachronda at September 23, 2019 02:47 PM (sGtp+)

346 Entire doc out there about those creepy gals. You'll never guess who was the most packingest rock star.


Huey Lewis

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell, partially because of the UAW at September 23, 2019 02:47 PM (gdfZ0)

347 Talking about rock star wieners on a whistle blower thread. Something not right here.

Posted by: JROD at September 23, 2019 02:47 PM (QfyTW)

348 There's also a penis museum in Iceland.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 23, 2019 02:47 PM (N4xQB)

349 shibumi wins the prize

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 02:47 PM (VVjeB)

350 I'm actually grateful to Bill Weld. At least he has established a baseline from which we can work.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 02:48 PM (pUDQf)

351 >>Geez, am I the only one who visited Amsterdam and didn't get stoned?

Yes. And it's going on your permanent record.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 02:48 PM (ZLI7S)

352 "He's not allowed to, no. Because America is so much more powerful than the Ukraine, it is an implied threat and request for quid pro quo."
-Allahpundit
---
Like firing a prosecutor? With the express threat of withholding 1 billion in aid?

Seems like fake Allahpundit can't decide if he's for quid pro quos or against them!

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 02:48 PM (DuZls)

353 346 Entire doc out there about those creepy gals. You'll never guess who was the most packingest rock star.


Huey Lewis
Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell, partially because of the UAW at September 23, 2019 02:47 PM (gdfZ0)

I was going to guess Jagger.

Posted by: Louise Mensch, totally sane at September 23, 2019 02:48 PM (RD7QR)

354 339 AOC and "the Squad" are the ones drving this funny car now. No WAY will they go for a "moderate" or anything even close.

I'm actually thinking Wisc's idea of a Liz Warren/Tom Steyer ticket might be a good bet.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 02:46 PM (Kpl3J)

==========

I think the Squad is really just a specific manifestation of what I call the "energy" of the party. They didn't come out of nowhere, of course. They got placed there through complacent electorates and the work of the Justice Democrats.

And yet, they are just manifestations of the monied, loud, and ill-informed activist left. The ones that drive conversations on Twitter and get Democratic campaign operatives to change entire campaigns at the drop of a hat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 02:48 PM (q80AH)

355 225 221 World Vagina Museum closes.

Something wrong with the A/C. It was always frigid in there.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 02:31 PM (u//oP)

I heard they had to close once a month.

Posted by: Caliban (island monster) at September 23, 2019 02:48 PM (qEujL)

356 "My great grandfather was the sauna attendant for Calvin Coolidge."

I literally loled

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 02:49 PM (FiUMj)

357 351
>>Geez, am I the only one who visited Amsterdam and didn't get stoned?



Yes. And it's going on your permanent record.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 02:48 PM (ZLI7S)
Yeah, that has an entirely new meaning now in certain parts of Amsterdam.

Aloha Snackbar!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 02:49 PM (37IEG)

358 Entire doc out there about those creepy gals. You'll never guess who was the most packingest rock star.

Huey Lewis
Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell, partially because of the UAW at September 23, 2019 02:47 PM (gdfZ0)
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That's news.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 02:49 PM (DuZls)

359 352 "He's not allowed to, no. Because America is so much more powerful than the Ukraine, it is an implied threat and request for quid pro quo."
-Allahpundit
---
Like firing a prosecutor? With the express threat of withholding 1 billion in aid?

Seems like fake Allahpundit can't decide if he's for quid pro quos or against them!
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 02:48 PM (DuZls)

=========

"That was also bad, but Republicans shouldn't fight any battles ever."
-Allahpundit

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 02:49 PM (q80AH)

360 Huey Lewis
Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell, partially because of the UAW at September 23, 2019 02:47 PM (gdfZ0)


It's twue!
It's twue!

Posted by: Lily von Schtupp at September 23, 2019 02:49 PM (aS1PU)

361 Don't know about penises, but we had the biggest balls of them all!!!

Posted by: AC/DC at September 23, 2019 02:50 PM (u//oP)

362 >>Geez, am I the only one who visited Amsterdam and didn't get stoned?

Yes. And it's going on your permanent record.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 02:48 PM


Did I happen to mention that I'm impressed?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2019 02:50 PM (ejd/p)

363 It's a sad state of affairs when someone like Hickenlooper is considered a "moderate".

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 02:50 PM (FiUMj)

364 An Elizabeth Warren win would be coupled with someone considered serious and skilled in politics from a state they worry about losing, if we go by past choices.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 02:50 PM (KZzsI)

365 351 >>Geez, am I the only one who visited Amsterdam and didn't get stoned?

Yes. And it's going on your permanent record.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 02:48 PM (ZLI7S)

...

What if we never left the airport?

Posted by: TexasDan at September 23, 2019 02:50 PM (yL25O)

366 So that's why the record company made Lewis change the lyrics to "Hip to be Hung."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 02:50 PM (u//oP)

367 >>So that's why the record company made Lewis change the lyrics to "Happy to be Stuck in You."

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 02:51 PM (VVjeB)

368 >>What if we never left the airport?

No excuses. You can get a buzz just flying over Amsterdam.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 02:51 PM (ZLI7S)

369 Notice:

No McConnell, Graham, or Hatch.

----------------------------
Some of this is millennials in the news business. They're so dumb they can't believe the shock and horror of real life--as in it's a tough world and geopolitics isn't bean bag.

And their chronically drunken editors that don't give AF about anything. Whatever. Print the story, Brooklyn, or Caitlyn, or Dakota.

Posted by: MJ at September 23, 2019 02:51 PM (LQtHg)

370 Now I see why so many Democrats are running for President. It is sort of an inoculation against being investigated, because now any investigation into a candidate running would be an investigation into a political rival, which cannot happen in America (unless Trump ... or GOP).

Posted by: SH at September 23, 2019 02:51 PM (sX1BW)

371 After college graduation, I did the backpack across Europe for the summer thang. I flew to Amsterdam. I landed at 9ish am. By 10:30 I was in a coffee shop.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 02:52 PM (FiUMj)

372 Amazing how the leftards never figure out it isnt Trumps face they are smearing shit on.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2019 02:52 PM (7OF+y)

373 ?why not just say you got the idea for the story while taking a dump?

__________


BREAKING on CNN: A senior White House anonymous whistleblower confirms that Trump often flushes twice -- and is referred to by his secret service Fauxcohauntas-inspired codename as Donnie "Two Flushes." Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 23, 2019 02:52 PM (KSe9p)

374
Huey Lewis
Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell, partially because of the UAW at September 23, 2019 02:47 PM (gdfZ0)

---------------

Really?

I thought it was Tom Jones.

Posted by: Blake - used salesman salesman
at September 23, 2019 02:52 PM (qC1Sy)

375 166 "I need job" is an anagram of Joe Biden
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2019


*
*

I applaud. Also I checked to see what Biden's middle initial is; if it were "A" --

Alas, it's R for Robinette.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2019 02:52 PM (ClOmq)

376 370 Now I see why so many Democrats are running for President. It is sort of an inoculation against being investigated, because now any investigation into a candidate running would be an investigation into a political rival, which cannot happen in America (unless Trump ... or GOP).
Posted by: SH at September 23, 2019 02:51 PM (sX1BW)

==========

What did Tulsi do?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 02:52 PM (q80AH)

377 And the "Sports" album? Originally "Spurts".

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 02:52 PM (u//oP)

378 224
Had a buddy I did a Radio Show with, his old lady was an artist.



Had an entire fucking wall of Vaginas. Cast in Clay. Had to be 2-250 of them.


is that like a rock climbing wall, only different?

Posted by: Anachronda at September 23, 2019 02:52 PM (sGtp+)

379 @367 garrett- lmfao

Posted by: JROD at September 23, 2019 02:52 PM (QfyTW)

380 358 Entire doc out there about those creepy gals. You'll never guess who was the most packingest rock star.

Huey Lewis
Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell, partially because of the UAW
---
That's news.
Posted by: Axeman
---
Well, he wanted a new drug..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at September 23, 2019 02:53 PM (x5eM6)

381 More froo-froo from the MSM. That DoJ IG report must be a doozy if the Dems are willing to push Handsy Joe under the bus.

Posted by: mrp at September 23, 2019 02:53 PM (Pqytn)

382 because now any investigation into a candidate running would be an investigation into a political rival, which cannot happen in America

Exactly, which was creepy porn lawyer's idea, but time ran out on him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 02:53 PM (KZzsI)

383 He gets TWO scoops of ice and flushes TWICE????

Ho-Lee-Fuk.

Impeach.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 02:53 PM (FiUMj)

384
The ones that drive conversations on Twitter and get Democratic campaign operatives to change entire campaigns at the drop of a hat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 02:48 PM (q80AH)

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I wait with bated breath for CNN's upcoming Alphabet People Town Hall, to see which candidate beats a path the furthest Left, and how.

"Candidate Castro's proposal to give taxpayer funded abortions to men doesn't go nearly too far enough! I demand free postnatal butt-baby abortions for all!"

And which candidate/s goes for

"I think this an appropriate venue to come forward with my lifelong but heretofore secret homosexuality, and announce that I will be divorcing my spouse to live my best life with my transgender partner."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 02:53 PM (AzW6q)

385 The Plaster Casters.

Entire doc out there about those creepy gals. You'll never guess who was the most packingest rock star.
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Word has it that Tom Jones put a girl in the emergency room due to PIV relations.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2019 02:53 PM (yRAFu)

386 What did Tulsi do?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 02:52 PM (q80AH)

sex favors for Assad, in Damascus.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 02:53 PM (Kpl3J)

387 An Elizabeth Warren win would be coupled with
someone considered serious and skilled in politics from a state they
worry about losing, if we go by past choices.


Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 02:50 PM

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That strategy never works, just ask Al gore. If he had won his home State he would have been President.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 23, 2019 02:54 PM (JUOKG)

388 Hatch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 02:46 PM (q80AH)


Retired and replaced by Rombley.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 23, 2019 02:54 PM (y7DUB)

389 378 224
Had a buddy I did a Radio Show with, his old lady was an artist.



Had an entire fucking wall of Vaginas. Cast in Clay. Had to be 2-250 of them.

is that like a rock climbing wall, only different?
Posted by: Anachronda at September 23, 2019 02:52 PM (sGtp+)

Testing lab for a sex swing.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 02:54 PM (NWiLs)

390 358
Entire doc out there about those creepy gals. You'll never guess who was the most packingest rock star.



Huey Lewis

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell, partially because of the UAW at September 23, 2019 02:47 PM (gdfZ0)

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That's news.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 02:49 PM (DuZls)

It's the heart of rock and roll.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2019 02:54 PM (N39Ws)

391 384 I wait with bated breath for CNN's upcoming Alphabet People Town Hall, to see which candidate beats a path the furthest Left, and how.

"Candidate Castro's proposal to give taxpayer funded abortions to men doesn't go nearly too far enough! I demand free postnatal butt-baby abortions for all!"

And which candidate/s goes for

"I think this an appropriate venue to come forward with my lifelong but heretofore secret homosexuality, and announce that I will be divorcing my spouse to live my best life with my transgender partner."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 02:53 PM (AzW6q)

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The better game will be: Who will try to sound moderate and how fast will their campaign run it right backwards and overcompensate?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 02:54 PM (q80AH)

392 388 Hatch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 02:46 PM (q80AH)

Retired and replaced by Rombley.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 23, 2019 02:54 PM (y7DUB)

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Kasich is out of office too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 02:55 PM (q80AH)

393 Meanwhilealking about what THEY want us to talk about.

Its been the plan from the beginning. Saturate the airwaves. Keep Trump from setting the narrative. Trump would not only be reelected with ease, he would redpill the world. And that cannot be allowed.

Every news "report" you see is mostly stalling. They don't care if you believe them.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2019 02:55 PM (a2hxi)

394 389
378 224

Had a buddy I did a Radio Show with, his old lady was an artist.







Had an entire fucking wall of Vaginas. Cast in Clay. Had to be 2-250 of them.



is that like a rock climbing wall, only different?

Posted by: Anachronda at September 23, 2019 02:52 PM (sGtp+)



Testing lab for a sex swing.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 02:54 PM (NWiLs)

Must be friends with Gwyneth Paltrow

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2019 02:56 PM (N39Ws)

395 * "Meanwhile they keep us talking about"

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2019 02:56 PM (a2hxi)

396 221 World Vagina Museum closes.


Trump grabbed them all.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 23, 2019 02:56 PM (88+cf)

397 Eh. The Dem candidates and the MSM don't know what to do. At least they know that whatever they've been doing doesn't work worth a tinker's damn.

Posted by: mrp at September 23, 2019 02:56 PM (Pqytn)

398 kettle-o-fish
I got nothing 'cept the whole damned world has lost it...

Posted by: micky at September 23, 2019 02:56 PM (nizGE)

399 That strategy never works, just ask Al gore.

I know but they keep doing it. I mean they picked Joe Biden as the "serious, experienced foreign policy expert" to balance out the Obama ticket, shows you how much they understand.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 02:56 PM (KZzsI)

400 Geez, am I the only one who visited Amsterdam and didn't get stoned?


Yes. Next?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 23, 2019 02:56 PM (wzVKm)

401 >>Must be friends with Gwyneth Paltrow


Her Aunt. Really.

She is/was a batik Artist who also lived in Tucson.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 02:57 PM (VVjeB)

402 Kasich is out of office too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 02:55 PM (q80AH)


But he's always looking for a new place to drop his carpetbags and mail pouch

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 23, 2019 02:57 PM (y7DUB)

403 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2019 02:46 PM (edajH)


Way to sneak in "taint" and "sorely".

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2019 02:57 PM (a2hxi)

404 comment not found

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 02:58 PM (q80AH)

405 Jimi Hendrix, it's been said, was not only a GIANT in the Stratocaster department......

I think he made the "deepest" impression on the Plaster Casters.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2019 02:58 PM (NFEMn)

406 Yes. And it's going on your permanent record.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 02:48 PM

Did I happen to mention that I'm impressed?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2019 02:50 PM (ejd/p)



Oh yeah, well don't get so distressed

Posted by: Diesel Jones at September 23, 2019 02:59 PM (0CeRG)

407 I've seen some here say Ed Rendell would be a good vp candidate, and in the past, he would have been - but by the election, Ed is gonna be 76 years old. Old White Guy isn't gonna cut it in the Veep sweepstakes this time around.

The dem veep nominee has got to be someone who's either black or hispanic.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 02:59 PM (Kpl3J)

408 updated nic

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 23, 2019 02:59 PM (q80AH)

409 Bowie was said to have quite the Scary Monster in his trousers.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 02:59 PM (u//oP)

410 401 >>Must be friends with Gwyneth Paltrow


Her Aunt. Really.

She is/was a batik Artist who also lived in Tucson.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 02:57 PM (VVjeB)

...

You can take tours in Jojakarta and other spots and watch Batik actually being made the old fashioned way. It's a really slow process.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 23, 2019 03:00 PM (yL25O)

411 Geez, am I the only one who visited Amsterdam and didn't get stoned?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2019 02:46 PM (ejd/p)


No.
: -))

Posted by: Adriane the Plaster of Paris Critic ... at September 23, 2019 03:00 PM (LPnfS)

412 /hewwing

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 23, 2019 03:01 PM (aS1PU)

413 I was going to guess Jagger.
Posted by: Louise Mensch, totally sane at September 23, 2019 02:48 PM (RD7QR)

Keith Richards wrote in his book that Jagger has a small "todger."

He sure got a lot of use out it though.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2019 03:01 PM (NFEMn)

414 >>You can take tours in Jojakarta and other spots and watch Batik actually being made the old fashioned way. It's a really slow process.


My ex did a ton of batik artwork with that lady in Tucson. It's incredible stuff. Really beautiful artwork.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 03:01 PM (VVjeB)

415
"The whistleblower didn't have direct knowledge of the communications, an official briefed on the matter told CNN."

Bombshell allegation becomes even bombshellier! Impeach!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2019 03:01 PM (3d4ZD)

416 German names in my county voted about 75% Trump (70% for whole county, including the "minorities").


Jews nationwide voted 71% for Hillary turning America Commie/Fascist. 25% voted for Trump MAGA.


Case Settled ... Germans Good, Jews Bad.


/s Psyche.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2019 03:01 PM (Cus5s)

417 Bowie was said to have quite the Scary Monster in his trousers.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 02:59 PM (u//oP)

Well-hung, snow-white tan?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2019 03:01 PM (NFEMn)

418 President Trump ignores munchausen-syndrome-by-proxy Greta douche:

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1176193081911078912
Talks up best economy ever!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 23, 2019 03:02 PM (Dh1wo)

419 Seems like a Dem VP candidate ought to come from somewhere like PA or FL or some other theoretically swingable electorally significant state that needs shoring up. Who do they even have on heir radar for that kind of thing? No one currently in the race, right?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 23, 2019 03:02 PM (/H5Dl)

420
I think I did a batik thing once a long time ago... that's where you cut the designs in wax and then dye it, and repeat, right? Kind of like the old school fume etching for glass, but with fabric.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 03:02 PM (AzW6q)

421 Well-hung, snow-white tan?

Apparently that line was autobiographical.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 03:02 PM (u//oP)

422 At this point, it really doesn't matter who the Dems pick for the VP spot. Might as well pick an all-California team.

Posted by: mrp at September 23, 2019 03:02 PM (Pqytn)

423 Hey now why would the Deep State pull this 3rd rate Bullshit claims?? don't they come here & read the comments from the Underoo soilers that nothing is gonna happen ??

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 23, 2019 03:02 PM (BqBId)

424 Sorry. I forgot to split the tweet in half.
Please don't ban me. Please.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 23, 2019 03:02 PM (Dh1wo)

425 There are a lit of people who need to be buried under Leavenworth. Alive.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2019 03:03 PM (UMEmp)

426 Seems like a Dem VP candidate ought to come from somewhere like PA or FL or some other theoretically swingable electorally significant state that needs shoring up. Who do they even have on heir radar for that kind of thing? No one currently in the race, right?

Stacey Abrams.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 23, 2019 03:03 PM (O7MnT)

427 419 Seems like a Dem VP candidate ought to come from somewhere like PA or FL or some other theoretically swingable electorally significant state that needs shoring up. Who do they even have on heir radar for that kind of thing? No one currently in the race, right?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 23, 2019 03:02 PM (/H5Dl)

==========

VPs don't matter in the aggregate, but everyone acts like they matter.

We'll get some nominee like a governor of a purple state or something, but it won't matter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at September 23, 2019 03:03 PM (q80AH)

428 Seems like a Dem VP candidate ought to come from somewhere like PA or FL or some other theoretically swingable electorally significant state that needs shoring up. Who do they even have on heir radar for that kind of thing? No one currently in the race, right?

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Ticket balancing in this day and age is dumb. If the Dems are going to go far left, go all in. They have no moderates anyway. No state is going to be swung because a native son is in the VP slot.

Posted by: SH at September 23, 2019 03:03 PM (sX1BW)

429 >> that's where you cut the designs in wax and then dye it, and repeat, right? Kind of like the old school fume etching for glass, but with fabric.


If by cut you mean trace, draw, outline...yep.

Though I guess you could do really cool geometric patterns by cutting thin sheets of wax, placing them on the fabric and then heating them to melt.

Never saw anyone using that articualr technique.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 03:04 PM (VVjeB)

430 Honestly, if they picked tank Abrams I wouldn't be shocked

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 03:04 PM (KZzsI)

431
Nah, the Dems will pick a lunatic for VP to turn out the base, then depend on voter fraud.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2019 03:05 PM (3d4ZD)

432 There is no one in FL for the DEMS to pick. either go Abrams or Rust Belt.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 23, 2019 03:05 PM (wGbBR)

433 418
President Trump ignores munchausen-syndrome-by-proxy Greta douche:

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1176193081911078912
Talks up best economy ever!!!


Posted by: andycanuck at September 23, 2019 03:02 PM (Dh1wo)
The pouty bitch face Greta has on when Trump totally walks by her without acknowledging her.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2019 03:05 PM (N39Ws)

434 Y'all know what's going to happen to the "moderate" Dem congresscritters who won marginal seats in the 2018 ticket when the top of the 2020 Dem ticket is to the left of Trotsky?

Posted by: mrp at September 23, 2019 03:05 PM (Pqytn)

435 Biden/Gabbard?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2019 03:06 PM (UMEmp)

436 2018 election, that is.

Posted by: mrp at September 23, 2019 03:06 PM (Pqytn)

437 I had a hippie dippie teacher in 3rd and 4th grade who had us do all that crap, batik macrame, decopage, everything. She was super gorgeous though. And she introduced me to Gordon Lightfoot, so that was okay.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 03:06 PM (KZzsI)

438 So there wasn't even a whistle to blow?
Then what was CNN blowing? They must have been blowing something.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 23, 2019 03:06 PM (BJKQV)

439 The pouty bitch face Greta has on when Trump totally walks by her without acknowledging her.

Yeah I think she was hoping she'd get to talk to him and he just blew past her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 03:06 PM (KZzsI)

440 437
I had a hippie dippie teacher in 3rd and 4th grade who had us do all
that crap, batik macrame, decopage, everything. She was super gorgeous
though. And she introduced me to Gordon Lightfoot, so that was okay.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 03:06 PM (KZzsI)
Didn't happen to offer some 1:1 tutoring behind closed doors, did she?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2019 03:07 PM (N39Ws)

441 435 Biden/Gabbard?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2019 03:06 PM (UMEmp)

Still too white.

Posted by: Louise Mensch, totally sane at September 23, 2019 03:07 PM (RD7QR)

442 Huh???
Wasthis about blow?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 03:07 PM (axyOa)

443 416 German names in my county voted about 75% Trump (70% for whole county, including the "minorities").

Jews nationwide voted 71% for Hillary turning America Commie/Fascist. 25% voted for Trump MAGA.

Case Settled ... Germans Good, Jews Bad.
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Umm, most Jews in the US are German descended. The Sephardic lived in the south.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2019 03:07 PM (yRAFu)

444 Never saw anyone using that articualr technique.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 03:04 PM (VVjeB)


There's a kid's technique using glue instead of hot wax: no burns.

Posted by: Adriane the Plaster of Paris Critic ... at September 23, 2019 03:07 PM (LPnfS)

445 President Trump ignores munchausen-syndrome-by-proxy Greta douche:

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1176193081911078912
Talks up best economy ever!!!


Posted by: andycanuck at September 23, 2019 03:02 PM (Dh1wo)
The pouty bitch face Greta has on when Trump totally walks by her without acknowledging her.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2019 03:05 PM (N39Ws)

Awesome

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2019 03:08 PM (NFEMn)

446 Why in the FK is Spectrum Girl allowed anywhere near our POTUS?

And that is one twisted sneer on that puss.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 03:08 PM (u//oP)

447 386 What did Tulsi do?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 02:52 PM (q80AH)

sex favors for Assad, in Damascus.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 02:53 PM (Kpl3J)

Baby Assad, the guy whose chin has been missing in action for decades? Power really IS the ultimate aphrodisiac.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 23, 2019 03:08 PM (RD7QR)

448 >>There's a kid's technique using glue instead of hot wax: no burns.


How is that even kinky?

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 23, 2019 03:09 PM (VVjeB)

449 Yep; if Swedish looks could kill!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 23, 2019 03:09 PM (Dh1wo)

450 Umm, most Jews in the US are German descended. The Sephardic lived in the south.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2019 03:07 PM (yRAFu)

That may have been true until 1890 or so. But what about the millions escaping pogroms in places like Russia and Poland?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2019 03:09 PM (NFEMn)

451 Has anyone here experienced a anal bleaching? Ace asked me to ask around.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2019 03:09 PM (yRAFu)

452 @384

Mayor Pete has been accused of something along these lines.
It also happened in an episode of the old TV show "Darma and Greg". The political campaign in question was in San Francisco, and the press conference included the candidate's wife standing by supportively as her husband made the announcement that he was coming out.

Posted by: junior at September 23, 2019 03:09 PM (7/IZ6)

453 The creature that looks like Ernest Borgnine in Labyrinth would be able to confirm.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 23, 2019 03:09 PM (Sqp8B)

454 445
President Trump ignores munchausen-syndrome-by-proxy Greta douche:



https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1176193081911078912

Talks up best economy ever!!!





Posted by: andycanuck at September 23, 2019 03:02 PM (Dh1wo)

The pouty bitch face Greta has on when Trump totally walks by her without acknowledging her.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2019 03:05 PM (N39Ws)



Awesome

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2019 03:08 PM (NFEMn)

16 year old discovers her actual place in the grand scheme of things.She does look a might peevish about it don't she.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 03:10 PM (37IEG)

455 I had a hippie dippie teacher in 3rd and 4th grade who had us do all that crap, batik macrame, decopage, everything. She was super gorgeous though. And she introduced me to Gordon Lightfoot, so that was okay.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Your teacher knew Gordon Lightfoot and introduced you?

Amazing.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at September 23, 2019 03:10 PM (vcOmj)

456 429 >> that's where you cut the designs in wax and then dye it, and repeat, right? Kind of like the old school fume etching for glass, but with fabric.


If by cut you mean trace, draw, outline...yep.

Though I guess you could do really cool geometric patterns by cutting thin sheets of wax, placing them on the fabric and then heating them to melt.

Never saw anyone using that articualr technique.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 03:04 PM (VVjeB)

...

The way I've seen indonesians do it is they make a "chop" for the part of the pattern that repeats. It's essentially a stamp that they dip in wax and then press to the cloth.

On more complicated stuff they then apply wax in a pattern with a hand tool that slowly drips out the wax.

Die, add more wax to cover what you want to stay in the color you just used, die again.

So it's a process of combining die steps, masking things you want to stay as they are. Sometimes removing all the wax and re-applying in different patterns.

A whole, whole lot of what you see now is just printed in modern ways.

Probably half my casual shirts are batik.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 23, 2019 03:10 PM (yL25O)

457 451 Has anyone here experienced a anal bleaching? Ace asked me to ask around.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2019 03:09 PM (yRAFu)

Is this in preparation for the tattoo?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 23, 2019 03:10 PM (RD7QR)

458 433 418
President Trump ignores munchausen-syndrome-by-proxy Greta douche:

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1176193081911078912
Talks up best economy ever!!!


Posted by: andycanuck at September 23, 2019 03:02 PM (Dh1wo)
The pouty bitch face Greta has on when Trump totally walks by her without acknowledging her.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2019 03:05 PM (N39Ws)

This...this is yet another reason I love Trump.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 23, 2019 03:10 PM (bcbK8)

459 >>President Trump ignores munchausen-syndrome-by-proxy Greta douche:

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1176193081911078912
Talks up best economy ever!!!
- - - -

Because you don't have to walk into their traps.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 03:10 PM (bDqIh)

460 Daily Mail UK Todays WTFO??

Woman is forced to bite a camel's genitals to escape after the animal sat on her

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 03:10 PM (JFO2v)

461 I may watch that Greta clip all afternoon. Run it in slow motion.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 03:11 PM (37IEG)

462 I think the Swedish band Opeth wrote their death metal classic "Demon of the Fall" about little ol' Greta.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 03:11 PM (u//oP)

463 Greta had a canned line to deliver, and she didnt get to play her part with a "gotcha" for Trump.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 23, 2019 03:11 PM (wGbBR)

464 Meanwhilealking about what THEY want us to talk about.

Its been the plan from the beginning. Saturate the airwaves. Keep Trump from setting the narrative. Trump would not only be reelected with ease, he would redpill the world. And that cannot be allowed.

Every news "report" you see is mostly stalling. They don't care if you believe them.
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2019 02:55 PM (a2hxi)

The cable news gets less views than Food Network, and its getting worse. Alt news on the web still rules the roost over the MSM.

And Trump can flip the table with a 100 word tweet whenever he wants.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2019 03:12 PM (FTPn0)

465 Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 03:10 PM (JFO2v)
******
well now she has Cameltoe & Camel Balls

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 23, 2019 03:12 PM (BqBId)

466 Last I heard about an asshole getting bleached, it turned out to be a hoax.

Dude got away with it, too, apparently.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2019 03:12 PM (AURKQ)

467 Posted by: TexasDan at September 23, 2019 03:10 PM (yL25O)

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Yeah, that sounds real similar to what I did.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 03:12 PM (AzW6q)

468 16 year old discovers her actual place in the grand scheme of things.She does look a might peevish about it don't she.
Posted by: DamnedYankee


She's just some strange kid on the autistic spectrum. This whole thing is just staggeringly weird.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at September 23, 2019 03:12 PM (vcOmj)

469 Where is Bill Barr? Would the AG have a say in this? Is he in Jeff Sessions nap room? Couldn't he come out and explain, using small words, the constitutional duties of the president to the media?

Posted by: Abby at September 23, 2019 03:12 PM (fZozM)

470 Whistleblower def. Noun

Old Girlfriend with sibilant S speech problems

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 03:12 PM (JFO2v)

471 "Umm, most Jews in the US are German descended. The Sephardic lived in the south."Posted by: Puddin Head

idk about most, but many, I'm sure. It doesn't change my stats. I just wish the AoS Jews would convert the Dem voting majority Jews. There's only so much I can do from the outside ... ha.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2019 03:12 PM (Cus5s)

472 Woman is forced to bite a camel's genitals to escape after the animal sat on her
======
That's actually not the first time she's ever had to do that. . .

Posted by: Hoous Bin Pharteen at September 23, 2019 03:12 PM (rRzHb)

473
16 year old discovers her actual place in the grand scheme of things.She does look a might peevish about it don't she.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 03:10 PM (37IEG)

She really looks disturbed. Half of me feels sorry for this kid, the other half says too fucking bad.....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2019 03:13 PM (NFEMn)

474 447 386 What did Tulsi do?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 02:52 PM (q80AH)

sex favors for Assad, in Damascus.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 02:53 PM (Kpl3J)

Baby Assad, the guy whose chin has been missing in action for decades? Power really IS the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 23, 2019 03:08 PM (RD7QR)



I sort of feel bad for Assad, "The Reluctant Dictator". His older brother was supposed totake over for Dad, but was killed. This Assad just wanted to be an optometrist in London IIRC.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 23, 2019 03:13 PM (ujg0T)

475 Malachi Thunberg just assumes adult leaders will automatically bow down and kiss her ring.

Trump ain't got time for that jibba-jabba.


461 I may watch that Greta clip all afternoon. Run it in slow motion.

I was thinkin' the same!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 03:13 PM (u//oP)

476 450 Umm, most Jews in the US are German descended. The Sephardic lived in the south.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2019 03:07 PM (yRAFu)

That may have been true until 1890 or so. But what about the millions escaping pogroms in places like Russia and Poland?
-----------------------------
Its a matter of dosage. At the beginning of the 20th C there were more newspapers published in German than English in the US. The German wave of immigration started in the late 18th C. and dominated the 19th C.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 23, 2019 03:13 PM (yRAFu)

477 Anybody catch Trump at the Texas Indian summit on Sunday?

I saw the last five min. or so. Seemed like he was doing very well with the crowd. Esp. on the Islamic Terrorism part.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 23, 2019 03:13 PM (yL25O)

478 President Trump ignores munchausen-syndrome-by-proxy Greta douche:

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1176193081911078912
Talks up best economy ever!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 23, 2019 03:02 PM (Dh1wo)


Boy, she's peculiar-looking. Do we know she's playing with a full deck?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 03:13 PM (GRbI+)

479
Most amazing anal tattoo I've ever seen was a stripper who had a full cobra, hood open, on her back and the tail coiled down looking as if it was exiting her ass. Sphincter was actually inked.

She said it hurt quite a bit getting needled down there...

Posted by: My Bum Hurts at September 23, 2019 03:13 PM (UFLLM)

480 422 At this point, it really doesn't matter who the Dems pick for the VP spot. Might as well pick an all-California team.
Posted by: mrp at September 23, 2019 03:02 PM (Pqytn)

Can't. Constitution requires Pres and VP be from different states.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 23, 2019 03:14 PM (KaupC)

481 http://bit.ly/2l7jUOe
*******
Demi Moore Opens Up About Being Raped At Age 15 | The Daily Caller

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 23, 2019 03:14 PM (BqBId)

482 And speaking of Munchausen Syndrome, here's Greta's mom...

https://twitter.com/manny_ottawa/status/
1175715798373019649

Posted by: andycanuck at September 23, 2019 03:14 PM (Dh1wo)

483 I mean, if Trump seized control and went Full Palpatine, part of me would be like, "Finally, jeez, what took you long enough?" 

(The rest of me would be as shocked as Christopher Lee earlier in the film.)

Posted by: Lance McCormick, phoning it in at September 23, 2019 02:10 PM (l8gTz)

Julius Caesar is now the soft option. We are more likely to see an Octavian or Evil Morty at this point.

Posted by: trev006 at September 23, 2019 03:14 PM (BqeNP)

484 477 Anybody catch Trump at the Texas Indian summit on Sunday?

Watched the whole thing - it was excellent.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 03:14 PM (u//oP)

485 think the Swedish band Opeth wrote their death metal classic "Demon of the Fall" about little ol' Greta.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 03:11 PM (u//oP)

They are awesome. I didn't think anyone else here knew about them.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2019 03:14 PM (NFEMn)

486
She's just some strange kid on the autistic spectrum. This whole thing is just staggeringly weird.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at September 23, 2019 03:12 PM (vcOmj)
Lot of emphasis on the autism thing. I suppose, but she's obviously obviously functional. I had a chance to work with special needs kids, she barely registers.

More ME VICTIM!!!!! bullshit.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 03:15 PM (37IEG)

487 I sort of feel bad for Assad, "The Reluctant Dictator". His older brother was supposed totake over for Dad, but was killed. This Assad just wanted to be an optometrist in London IIRC.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 23, 2019 03:13 PM


***

I guess he saw it as his responsibility to take over.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 03:15 PM (axyOa)

488 >>Boy, she's peculiar-looking. Do we know she's playing with a full deck?


Autism, Apserger's, OCD, selective mutism and extreme diet peculiarities (so, nutritional deficiencies likely).

She has a full deck of issues.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 03:15 PM (bDqIh)

489 472 Woman is forced to bite a camel's genitals to escape after the animal sat on her
======
That's actually not the first time she's ever had to do that. . .
Posted by: Hoous Bin Pharteen at September 23, 2019 03:12 PM (rRzHb)

Hillary - The Untold Stories

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 03:15 PM (Kpl3J)

490
They are awesome. I didn't think anyone else here knew about them.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2019 03:14 PM (NFEMn)

--------

Totally dude. Opeth's cool. I saw them once in Denver... at Summit, I think.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 03:15 PM (AzW6q)

491 479

Most amazing anal tattoo I've ever seen was a stripper who had a
full cobra, hood open, on her back and the tail coiled down looking as
if it was exiting her ass. Sphincter was actually inked.

She said it hurt quite a bit getting needled down there...


Posted by: My Bum Hurts at September 23, 2019 03:13 PM (UFLLM)
Seems to me that is an awful lot to go through that only her gynecologist and half of the USA's 2nd Army would see.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2019 03:16 PM (N39Ws)

492 Anybody catch Trump at the Texas Indian summit on Sunday?

Watched the whole thing - it was excellent.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 03:14 PM (u//oP)

Didn't realize there are 300,000 Indians in Houston alone. THOSE votes might come in handy in the future...

Anyway, I'm in NJ and the NY/NJ area is home to plenty of Indians and do you think the local news covered Trump and Modi?
Of course not.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2019 03:16 PM (NFEMn)

493
Autism, Apserger's, OCD, selective mutism and extreme diet peculiarities (so, nutritional deficiencies likely).

She has a full deck of issues.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 03:15 PM (bDqIh)

-------

Don't forget me...

Posted by: Demonic Possession at September 23, 2019 03:16 PM (AzW6q)

494 Probably half my casual shirts are batik.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 23, 2019 03:10 PM (yL25O)
---
And that's not wax.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 03:16 PM (DuZls)

495 Heard it from a friend, who, heard it from a friend, who heard you've been messing around.

Posted by: REO at September 23, 2019 03:17 PM (2cfUo)

496 Trump and Modi in Texs gives new meaning to the phrase "Cowboys and Indians."

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2019 03:17 PM (NFEMn)

497 This is the same reason why Alar was banned because a secretary working in FDA once read an article that Alar cause cancer. Not any works within FDA, but just some random article. She became the 'whistleblower'.

Posted by: BigFire at September 23, 2019 03:18 PM (LSx3v)

498 >>Boy, she's peculiar-looking. Do we know she's playing with a full deck?

Supposedly she has been on the "ace approved" diet of eating nothing for the last two months and barely speaks to anyone other than her sister and her parents.

Her cheese has slipped off her cracker.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 03:18 PM (ZLI7S)

499 488 >>Boy, she's peculiar-looking. Do we know she's playing with a full deck?


Autism, Apserger's, OCD, selective mutism and extreme diet peculiarities (so, nutritional deficiencies likely).

She has a full deck of issues.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 03:15 PM (bDqIh)

She has had a stroke or something as her face only half ass works

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 03:18 PM (JFO2v)

500

How come nobody wants to blow MY whistle.

TOOT TOOT TOOTSIE GOOD bu AAAhhh thats the spot.

Posted by: saf at September 23, 2019 03:18 PM (5IHGB)

501 They are awesome. I didn't think anyone else here knew about them.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2019 03:14 PM (NFEMn)

--------

Totally dude. Opeth's cool. I saw them once in Denver... at Summit, I think.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 03:15 PM (AzW6q)

They have a live DVD from Red Rocks out

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2019 03:18 PM (NFEMn)

502 Hey!


Can we get back to talking about Rock Stars with Big Dicks?

I have an Anniversary coming up and I am thinking Concert Tickets w/ VIP Passes might be a great gift.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 23, 2019 03:18 PM (VVjeB)

503 They are awesome. I didn't think anyone else here knew about them.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2019 03:14 PM (NFEMn
---
Wrong.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 03:18 PM (DuZls)

504 498 >>Boy, she's peculiar-looking. Do we know she's playing with a full deck?

Supposedly she has been on the "ace approved" diet of eating nothing for the last two months and barely speaks to anyone other than her sister and her parents.

Her cheese has slipped off her cracker.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 03:18 PM (ZLI7S)

How is she at putting up shelves?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 23, 2019 03:18 PM (bcbK8)

505 Extreme diet peculiarities.

What, she won't eat broccoli?

I guess the sailing ship that carried her from the old world to the new world was able to deal with all the various ism's she has without fear of having to get her to someplace to be treated if something went wrong huh.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 03:18 PM (37IEG)

506 Trump and Modi in Texs gives new meaning to the phrase "Cowboys and Indians."

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2019 03:17 PM


****
So, with a dot, not the feather.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 03:19 PM (axyOa)

507 496 Trump and Modi in Texs gives new meaning to the phrase "Cowboys and Indians."
Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2019 03:17 PM (NFEMn)

Style guide requires DOT or FEATHER adjective.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 03:19 PM (JFO2v)

508 #482 UPDATE: a tweet replier says it's a parody of a Swedish opera singer and not Greta's mom. Still, the airport one is comedy gold, Jerry!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 23, 2019 03:19 PM (Dh1wo)

509 Commode News Network

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2019 03:20 PM (v0R5T)

510 348
There's also a penis museum in Iceland.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 23, 2019 02:47 PM (N4xQB)

________


Obama should include one, as another first in America, in a wing of his Shitcago Presidential Outhouse and Bathhouse.

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 23, 2019 03:20 PM (lvL/z)

511 491 479

Most amazing anal tattoo I've ever seen was a stripper who had a
full cobra, hood open, on her back and the tail coiled down looking as
if it was exiting her ass. Sphincter was actually inked.

She said it hurt quite a bit getting needled down there...


Posted by: My Bum Hurts at September 23, 2019 03:13 PM (UFLLM)
Seems to me that is an awful lot to go through that only her gynecologist and half of the USA's 2nd Army would see.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2019 03:16 PM (N39Ws)

Art is pain

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 23, 2019 03:21 PM (bcbK8)

512 Alternate Demedia Headline: Trump Whistleblower Attacked by Conservatives.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 03:21 PM (DuZls)

513 510
348

There's also a penis museum in Iceland.



Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 23, 2019 02:47 PM (N4xQB)

________


Michelle Obama should include one, as another first in America, in a wing of his Shitcago Presidential Outhouse and Bathhouse.


Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 23, 2019 03:20 PM (lvL/z)

FIFY

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2019 03:21 PM (N39Ws)

514 Funny gif of Trump just walking passed Greta and not even noticing her...she appears a tad miffed.

https://tinyurl.com/y359f7eg

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2019 03:21 PM (cF8AT)

515 511
491 479



Most amazing anal tattoo I've ever seen was a stripper who had a

full cobra, hood open, on her back and the tail coiled down looking as

if it was exiting her ass. Sphincter was actually inked.



She said it hurt quite a bit getting needled down there...





Posted by: My Bum Hurts at September 23, 2019 03:13 PM (UFLLM)

Seems to me that is an awful lot to go through that only her gynecologist and half of the USA's 2nd Army would see.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2019 03:16 PM (N39Ws)



Art is pain

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 23, 2019 03:21 PM (bcbK
That taint art.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2019 03:22 PM (N39Ws)

516 From her mom's book about her:

Greta is eleven years old and has gone two months without eating. Her heart rate and blood pressure show clear signs of starvation. She has stopped speaking to anyone but her parents and younger sister, Beata.

After years of depression, eating disorders, and anxiety attacks, she finally receives a medical diagnosis: Asperger's syndrome, high-functioning autism, and OCD. She also suffers from selective mutism --- which explains why she sometimes can't speak to anyone outside her closest family. When she wants to tell a climate researcher that she plans a school strike on behalf of the environment, she speaks through her father. . .

Like many parents of children with similar diagnoses, Greta and Beata's parents fight hard for their daughters to receive the right care and assistance in school. When Greta refuses to eat they do everything they can to save her from starving herself. Her father begs their doctor to save Beata from whatever it is that plagues her. To read the story is heart-wrenching, many times over.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 03:22 PM (bDqIh)

517 Did someone say something about blowing?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 23, 2019 02:17 PM (FiUMj)
.......

Pffft. Amateur.

Posted by: Don Lemoan at September 23, 2019 03:22 PM (v0R5T)

518
It's funny. Little Greta always looks maxed out on anger and contempt, like she can't get nastier - but that shot of her with Trump is extra pissy, even for that little crybully.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 03:22 PM (AzW6q)

519 the cobra ..... there are some things that I am very very glad that I have never seen.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 03:23 PM (Kpl3J)

520 Most amazing anal tattoo I've ever seen was a stripper who had a
full cobra, hood open, on her back and the tail coiled down looking as
if it was exiting her ass. Sphincter was actually inked.

She said it hurt quite a bit getting needled down there...


Posted by: My Bum Hurts at September 23, 2019 03:13 PM (UFLLM)
Seems to me that is an awful lot to go through that only her gynecologist and half of the USA's 2nd Army would see.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2019 03:16 PM (N39Ws)

Art is pain

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 23, 2019 03:21 PM


****

That's because the 1st Army was busy on TDY for the donkey shows in Juarez.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 03:23 PM (axyOa)

521 Funny gif of Trump just walking passed Greta and not even noticing her...she appears a tad miffed.

https://tinyurl.com/y359f7eg
Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2019 03:21 PM (cF8AT)

The black police officer standing next to Greta is just looking at Trump with awe....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2019 03:23 PM (NFEMn)

522 #514 Late to the party, Tami!
See #418

Posted by: andycanuck at September 23, 2019 03:23 PM (Dh1wo)

523 nood

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 23, 2019 03:23 PM (bcbK8)

524 It's funny. Little Greta always looks maxed out on anger and contempt, like she can't get nastier - but that shot of her with Trump is extra pissy, even for that little crybully.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 03:22 PM (AzW6q)

Obama or Hillary would have stopped to pay homage to the little brat.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 23, 2019 03:24 PM (NFEMn)

525 @516 And we're supposed to take her seriously? This kid has issues and the people who clearly made her the face of this media stunt should be jailed.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at September 23, 2019 03:26 PM (uGHnY)

526 #482 UPDATE: a tweet replier says it's a parody of a Swedish opera singer and not Greta's mom. Still, the airport one is comedy gold, Jerry!
Posted by: andycanuck at September 23, 2019 03:19 PM (Dh1wo)



And he says in the thread that "duh....OF COURSE it's a parody, however says it IS her mom, via other reports.

Then they have pics of both parents down thread and yeah, she's a mental case.

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 03:26 PM (XTsuu)

527 518


It's funny. Little Greta always looks maxed out on anger and
contempt, like she can't get nastier - but that shot of her with Trump
is extra pissy, even for that little crybully.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 03:22 PM (AzW6q)

+++
Spooky, deranged, psychotic.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 23, 2019 03:27 PM (9+jnX)

528 Amichai Stein @AmichaiStein1
1m
#BREAKING: Likud and Blue&White will begin tomorrow talks on the option of maybe forming a unity goverment

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 23, 2019 03:27 PM (BqBId)

529 So where were all these people that needed to speak for Greta during her selective mutism before the US Congress.

At the UN?

Wow, amazing how selective it is.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 03:27 PM (37IEG)

530 522 #514 Late to the party, Tami!
See #418

Posted by: andycanuck at September 23, 2019 03:23 PM (Dh1wo)

That'll teach me to take a phone call...

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2019 03:27 PM (cF8AT)

531 I bet little Greta's parents are probably a couple of major league assholes too.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 03:28 PM (37IEG)

532 I think a whole lot of libs and media (but I repeat myself) should find out what a whistleblower is...because this ain't it.

His or her name should be made public. Whistleblower laws offer no protection to people starting rumors.

Posted by: Ree at September 23, 2019 03:37 PM (N3yvc)

533 So what world leader in their right mind would now speak to our President with anything approaching candor, knowing they are one, unhinged Democrat away from having their conversation "subpoenaed" by Congress and leaked to all the world.
Much of what world leaders say to each other is confidential not least because it would be political poison at home, e.g. an actual moderate from an Islamist country showing openness to speaking to the West, or accepting the State of Israel, etc etc.

So good for you Congress. At best our ability to move the needle on a leader-to-leader basis has been severely hampered. At worst you've increased the chances of leader-to-leader misunderstandings to the point that could lead to a shooting (or nuclear) war. But at least they showed that Trumpy Trump and his racist voters!

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 23, 2019 03:42 PM (UJLHl)

534 What about the African American Jews in Charleston SC

Posted by: Jean at September 23, 2019 03:42 PM (B7KlG)

535 Women should stop voting. In protest of course.

Posted by: torabora at September 23, 2019 03:44 PM (Y274z)

536 I feel bad for little Greta, but I'm kind of a soft touch when it comes to young girls whose parents are whackjobs. Seen too many of them damaged and living awful lives

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 04:04 PM (KZzsI)

The Abortion Hoarder: Thousands of Dead Babies Found on Property of Ghoulish Doctor;
Media Completely Uninterested

The brave firefighters once again rush in to deprive a story of oxygen.

It is a story out of a horror movie: A garage full of baby parts, a sketchy rural abortionist and a culture that avoids hard questions.

There’s something sick in America’s abortion industry. What else would account for a doctor who collected thousands of dead babies in some kind of twisted hobby that he hid from his allegedly unsuspecting wife?

Two thousand two hundred and forty-six fetuses were found "medically preserved" in Ulrich Klopfer’s garage last week after he died on Sept. 3. And now the attorneys general of Illinois and Indiana are investigating how the human remains got from Klopfer's network of Indiana abortion clinics to his rural Illinois home and what laws might have been violated.

...

Like Gosnell, Klopfer’' clinics shut down after state inspectors found worrying medical and record-keeping problems.


While Klopfer is not alleged to have been a murderer, his ethical standards appear not to have been very high. In defending himself and his clinics against state allegations, the Illinois physician recounted how he performed an abortion on a 10-year-old girl who was raped by her uncle, never reporting the crime to police and, as a result, helping her parents cover up the atrocity by a family member. State officials cited the sickening defense as part of their reason for stripping him of his medical license. He was previously charged with failing to report performing abortions on two 13-year-olds.

According to a complaint filed by the Indiana Medical Licensing Board, Klopfer worked in clinics in South Bend, Gary and Fort Wayne from 2012 to 2015.

With thousands of ghoulishly stored dead bodies straight out of a horror movie, medical malpractice and a multistate mystery, you’d think the news media would be all over this story. Not so much.

The writer asked the Media Research Center to look into how much coverage this story had been given. The answer will not surprise you.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:01 PM




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Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 23, 2019 01:02 PM (BqBId)

2 The left is Satanic.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at September 23, 2019 01:02 PM (/5WQL)

3

One step ahead of the republicans, they create the "woke" meme. In reality, more people need to be "woke" to their lies and evil doing.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 23, 2019 01:04 PM (vEIlU)

4 3rd!

Posted by: swodog at September 23, 2019 01:04 PM (tMmi/)

5 Not 3rd!

Posted by: swodog at September 23, 2019 01:04 PM (tMmi/)

6 Local story, duh.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Far Cry 5 ignores Montana's history of fascism and its victims: alt-wrong [ at September 23, 2019 01:04 PM (gvYj7)

7 "Rural abortionist"???

Oh.

"...he performed an abortion on a 10-year-old girl who was raped by her uncle..."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 01:04 PM (u//oP)

8 That's what I get for letting my job get in the way

Posted by: swodog at September 23, 2019 01:05 PM (tMmi/)

9 Local story.

Posted by: BignJames at September 23, 2019 01:05 PM (X/Pw5)

10 Pillow smothering successful

I'd love to post "eleven" on post number 2 here as Sheila Jackson Lee but the timing is basically impossible

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 01:05 PM (KZzsI)

11 Tip of Icegerg totally redefined

Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2019 01:05 PM (AQBtr)

12

I saw a fox poll that 46% thought Trump was the most corrupt President. I couldn't believe it. I know, polls... but it should not eve be close.

The media is making headway. I wish the elections were being held today.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 23, 2019 01:05 PM (vEIlU)

13

Dead babies can't take things off the shelf.

Posted by: A. Cooper at September 23, 2019 01:05 PM (aKsyK)

14 Local story.
The MFM

Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2019 01:05 PM (KNsKs)

15 Sounds like one for the cables.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at September 23, 2019 01:05 PM (u//oP)

16 "Rural abortionist"???

Because urban people nEEEVvver get involved in incest or underage sex. Mmm hmmm

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 01:06 PM (KZzsI)

17 That story is an example of the truly disgusting lack or concern for regulation of this kind of 'medical practice'.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 23, 2019 01:06 PM (i0ykY)

18 Any family member that raped my 10 YO would be lost in an unfortunate canoe and sac crete incident.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 01:06 PM (JFO2v)

19 Gruesome!

This was covered here somewhat more here on local news than it was on national news.. but not a whole helluva lot!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 23, 2019 01:06 PM (so+oy)

20 There's gold in them there baby parts.

Posted by: PP at September 23, 2019 01:06 PM (jYnPD)

21 How could they have spared the time to report on this, there are important things to talk about - like Trump said a Mean Thing! And he is a Big Doody Head!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 01:06 PM (Kpl3J)

22 Monstrous. And heart rending. This man was a monster and the media is complicit.

Posted by: Flyguy at September 23, 2019 01:06 PM (3sOO0)

23 keeping the bodies makes it real serial killer shit

Posted by: x at September 23, 2019 01:06 PM (nFwvY)

24
His defense will be simple enough.


All those baby cadavers??? Simply a woman's choice.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 23, 2019 01:06 PM (8XRCm)

25 The Glenn-Simpson-Who? Media is uninterested?

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 01:06 PM (DuZls)

26 Well, at least he wasnt using them to bait his fish traps.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2019 01:06 PM (7OF+y)

27 >>Two thousand two hundred and forty-six fetuses

on the wall.

Two thousand two hundred and forty six fetuses.

Knock one down, turn around and there's Two thousand two hundred and forty five fetuses on the wall...

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 01:07 PM (VVjeB)

28 The media is making headway. I wish the elections were being held today.

Its inevitable, the media will always win unless destroyed. They will eventually find that story that gets legs and traction and destroys a Republican. Its just a matter of time. Until Hurricane Katrina, Bush had huge support. Then they kicked his legs out from under him and he was destroyed from then on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 01:07 PM (KZzsI)

29 While Klopfer is not alleged to have been a murderer, his ethical standards appear not to have been very high.

--

That's pretty much all abortion doctors, isn't it?

I'd love to see a Venn diagram of bottom 10% of med school graduates and abortion doctor careers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Far Cry 5 ignores Montana's history of fascism and its victims: alt-wrong [ at September 23, 2019 01:07 PM (gvYj7)

30 What laws might have been violated. Hmmmmmm

oh, probably none, you know, no intent, no one would prosecute.

But boy, you guys who released this information to the press! You are in bigass trouble!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 01:07 PM (37IEG)

31 Media not interested... Dem primary candidates not interested.... you know a story like this is Kryptonite to them

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at September 23, 2019 01:07 PM (T9rmq)

32 On a related note, I just placed a large order for standard capacity mags.

Posted by: PP at September 23, 2019 01:07 PM (jYnPD)

33

It's considered an "opinion" piece at the USA Today link.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2019 01:07 PM (aKsyK)

34 Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 01:07 PM (VVjeB)

---

Too soon, dude.

Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2019 01:07 PM (RU4sa)

35 There's gold in them there baby parts.
Posted by: PP at September 23, 2019 01:06 PM (jYnPD)
---
Well, a Lamborghini.

Posted by: Claire at September 23, 2019 01:08 PM (DuZls)

36 >>the Illinois physician recounted how he performed an abortion on a 10-year-old girl who was raped by her uncle, never reporting the crime to police and, as a result, helping her parents cover up the atrocity by a family member.



But he kept the evidence of the crime in a labeled bag that identifies the "mom", date, etc.!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 01:08 PM (bDqIh)

37 I've got signed and framed Alice Cooper album covers and a pool table with Boston Bruin light shades over head in my mancave. Different strokes I guess.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at September 23, 2019 01:09 PM (kfcYC)

38 ITS FUNNY CAUSE NOW THAT HE'S DEAD, HE LIVES IN A JAR OF SATAN'S URINE ON A SHELF NEXT TO GOSNELL IN BEELZUBUB'S BASEMENT LISTENING TO THE SCREAMS OF ALL THE BABIES HE'S KILLED...... FOREVER.

Posted by: Ben Rothlisbergergler at September 23, 2019 01:09 PM (ymnmz)

39 Think I saw that they were checking out an additional shed owned or leased by this guy.
There may be more. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 01:09 PM (bDqIh)

40 Good thing he's dead.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 23, 2019 01:09 PM (yQpMk)

41 It's a misdemeanor at most, right?

Because those clumps of cells are just medical waste. Gosh, I bet the investigators couldn't even identify any of them without the labels on the jars.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Far Cry 5 ignores Montana's history of fascism and its victims: alt-wrong [ at September 23, 2019 01:09 PM (gvYj7)

42
Amichai Stein @AmichaiStein1
55s
#BREAKING: Netanyahu and Gantz are meeting this hour with Israeli president Rivlin in an attemp to form a unity govermemt

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 23, 2019 01:09 PM (BqBId)

43 I hope Satan is drilling Klopfer.

Long, hard, and deep.

Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2019 01:09 PM (RU4sa)

44 But he kept the evidence of the crime in a labeled bag that identifies the "mom", date, etc.!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 01:08 PM (bDqIh)
He probably got referral fees from Jeff Epstein and his rich buddies.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 01:09 PM (37IEG)

45 Off ghoul-sock.

How many moving boxes does 2,000+ babies weigh?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 23, 2019 01:09 PM (jYnPD)

46
I saw a fox poll that 46% thought Trump was the most corrupt President. I couldn't believe it. I know, polls... but it should not eve be close.

The media is making headway. I wish the elections were being held today.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
.........

No matter what Trump said to the President of Ukraine, the story is already out there.

What frosts me is how someone is allowed to file a whistle blower complaint on something not directly affecting their workplace, and using hearsay (gossip) evidence.

In a sane world, this complain would have been torn up in their face and they would be told to shut up and go back to work. But no.. the feds.. it makes me spitting mad!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 23, 2019 01:10 PM (so+oy)

47 I wonder if Mayor Buttplug has any ties to this abortionist?

What's that? He did?

weird it hasn't gotten more coverage

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 01:10 PM (ZLI7S)

48 A God-approved protoplasm store.

Posted by: Pete Bootyjudge at September 23, 2019 01:10 PM (DuZls)

49 nobody puts baby in the corner.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 23, 2019 01:10 PM (5l6gb)

50 There are definitely bad apples in the medical field. Being an abortionist draws off the worst scum from what I've heard.

Kevorkian was a real odd egg as well. Apparently he liked to peer into the eyes of the person he euthanized in order to see the light go out or some such weirdo shit.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 23, 2019 01:11 PM (j3npP)

51 Serial killers tend to keep trophies.

Posted by: Deborah at September 23, 2019 01:11 PM (CkZ12)

52 Abortion is the biggest human rights violation of our time.

Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 01:11 PM (uLuPn)

53 The only way this would get less coverage is if the guy was Ukrainian and knew Biden.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 01:11 PM (37IEG)

54
The media burying stories is now referred to as the Klopfer-Gosnell strategy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 23, 2019 01:11 PM (r+sAi)

55 Some things were done by some guy in fly-over country.

Posted by: MSM at September 23, 2019 01:11 PM (Pqytn)

56 It's a misdemeanor at most, right?

Because those clumps of cells are just medical waste. Gosh, I bet the investigators couldn't even identify any of them without the labels on the jars.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
.............

not a crime at all.. they were aborted legally.

Storing them? I doubt if there is even a regulation about what can be done with aborted fetuses.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 23, 2019 01:11 PM (so+oy)

57 serial killers a known to take trophies

Posted by: simplemind at September 23, 2019 01:11 PM (Eb82f)

58 If only there was some kind of group that could rescue these poor children. An organization. Even an operation.

Posted by: trev006 at September 23, 2019 01:12 PM (BqeNP)

59 "...he performed an abortion on a 10-year-old girl who was raped by her uncle..."

--

Remember when BET posted that study a few years back that showed 60%+ of black girls being sexually abused by an adult male before they were of legal age?

Ha, just kidding. The study was posted by BET, but there's no WAY anyone is going to talk about that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Far Cry 5 ignores Montana's history of fascism and its victims: alt-wrong [ at September 23, 2019 01:12 PM (gvYj7)

60 An arm here, a lung there -- what's a few body parts among friends*?

* "friends" = evil soulless communist ghouls

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2019 01:12 PM (Q3dyo)

61 Where the hell is my Congressional Medal of Honor -- and why the hell am I not the focus of most manufactured news stories anymore?" -- Jim Accoster, martyred hero and saint

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 23, 2019 01:12 PM (grBJi)

62 I saw a fox poll that 46% thought Trump was the most corrupt President. I couldn't believe it. I know, polls... but it should not eve be close.

The media is making headway. I wish the elections were being held today.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
.........

I disagree that this is the media's fault - rather, it's a reflection of what Democrats have become.

How many people voted for Hillary? Well, Hillary voters are ALWAYS going to say (with a very few exceptions) that Trump is the Most Corrupt President Ever. There's your poll numbers right there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 01:12 PM (Kpl3J)

63 Sid Haig AKA Captain Spaulding is Mort

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 23, 2019 01:12 PM (BqBId)

64 Storing them? I doubt if there is even a regulation about what can be done with aborted fetuses.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 23, 2019 01:11 PM (so+oy)
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He probably violated some "medical waste" regulations.

And that's probably it.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 01:12 PM (DuZls)

65 Let's hope this will not be politicized in a way which could jeopardize women's health care.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at September 23, 2019 01:12 PM (v0R5T)

66 Storing them? I doubt if there is even a regulation about what can be done with aborted fetuses.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 23, 2019 01:11 PM (so+oy)

--

Yep. Medical waste just like a tooth or poop in a bag.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Far Cry 5 ignores Montana's history of fascism and its victims: alt-wrong [ at September 23, 2019 01:12 PM (gvYj7)

67 Dead babies can't take things off the shelf.
Posted by: A. Cooper at September 23, 2019 01:05 PM


Neither can short people.

Posted by: R. Newman at September 23, 2019 01:12 PM (ejd/p)

68 The media has been burying atrocities for a long time.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 01:12 PM (37IEG)

69 How many people voted for Hillary? Well, Hillary
voters are ALWAYS going to say (with a very few exceptions) that Trump
is the Most Corrupt President Ever. There's your poll numbers right
there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 01:12 PM (Kpl3J)

Bingo.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 23, 2019 01:13 PM (9Om/r)

70 Remember when BET posted that study a few years back that showed 60%+ of black girls being sexually abused by an adult male before they were of legal age?

Ha, just kidding. The study was posted by BET, but there's no WAY anyone is going to talk about that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Far Cry 5 ignores Montana's history of fascism and its victims: alt-wrong [ at September 23, 2019 01:12 PM (gvYj7)

And it's only 60% because the other 40% liked it and initiated the contact, so they didn't call it "abuse".

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 01:13 PM (Kpl3J)

71 57 - That was my thought too: trophies. Why else keep all this?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 23, 2019 01:13 PM (/H5Dl)

72 More infinite money for lawyers.

Posted by: klaftern at September 23, 2019 01:14 PM (RuIsu)

73 Here's the thing people may miss about abortion:

Satan doesn't care about killing babies. Any baby born alive is going to die someday.
What he cares about, and succeeds at, is turning ordinary people into murderers.

Posted by: Sal at September 23, 2019 01:14 PM (2qCi9)

74 I'm old enough to remember when the term 'abortionist' was a byword for evil. A ghoul who makes a living off the misery of young girls by destroying the innocent life within them.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 23, 2019 01:14 PM (yQpMk)

75 Y'knew, legally he could be using these fetal bodies to masturbate with. It's be no more illegal than sticking your dick in a squid or a piece of liver (as in the novel "Portnoy's Complaint"). Just some meat the guy has lying around his house.

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2019 01:14 PM (Q3dyo)

76 So how many moving boxes worth of fetuses were discovered?

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 01:14 PM (DuZls)

77 Perhaps as some people become priests to have access to young boys, other people become abortionists to indulge in serial killing.

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 23, 2019 01:14 PM (vkS2Z)

78 71
57 - That was my thought too: trophies. Why else keep all this?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 23, 2019 01:13 PM (/H5Dl)

Inventory to keep up with RBG and hillary demand.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 23, 2019 01:14 PM (jYnPD)

79

Dr. Ulrich Klopfer. German-sounding name. Just saying.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 23, 2019 01:14 PM (XubWY)

80 The big news here is that someone at USA Today performed a random act of journalism.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2019 01:14 PM (jEgzt)

81 There is an art gallery in the seacoast area of NH that is hosting a "Normalizing Abortion" art exhibit to raise funds for PP.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2019 01:15 PM (N39Ws)

82 Journalism is about covering important stories. With a pillow, until they stop moving.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 01:15 PM (JFO2v)

83 There's something sick in America's abortion industry. What else would account for a doctor who collected thousands of dead babies in some kind of twisted hobby that he hid from his allegedly unsuspecting wife?
+++++++++++++
The industry itself is sick - there is not something sick *in* the industry. That it is an industry *is* the sickness.

And as has been brought up, serial killers often take trophies. This looks like trophy acquisition to me - the collection, the fact that it was hidden, that he built it over time, that it's identifiable.

I don't know a lot about the pathology of serial killers, but I know that many of them have a "type." If your type is children or infants, "abortionist" is a great career choice because you can operate in the open and with legal protection.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 01:15 PM (I2dne)

84 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 01:15 PM (XTsuu)

85 81
There is an art gallery in the seacoast area of NH that is hosting a "Normalizing Abortion" art exhibit to raise funds for PP.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2019 01:15 PM (N39Ws)
And sitting here considering if that's a real thing or not.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 01:15 PM (37IEG)

86 68 The media has been burying atrocities for a long time.
Posted by: DamnedYankee


Who -- me???

Posted by: Walter Duranty at September 23, 2019 01:15 PM (Q3dyo)

87 We deem this story not newsworthy. Now, back to our coverage of the President's latest scandal . . . whatever it is.

Posted by: The MFM at September 23, 2019 01:16 PM (q1Pj5)

88 Later. Be back for less somber threads.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 23, 2019 01:16 PM (jYnPD)

89 He was the abortionist at a South Bend, Indiana clinic.

54% white per census.gov

You know. A rural doctor.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Far Cry 5 ignores Montana's history of fascism and its victims: alt-wrong [ at September 23, 2019 01:16 PM (gvYj7)

90 These are the costs associated with keeping heroes like Ruth Buzzi Ginsburg alive using fetus blood and stem cells. It's for the greater good, and if it saves just one child ... oh, wait ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 23, 2019 01:16 PM (grBJi)

91 Headline at Insty shows why cities are blue strongholds:
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SHOCKING NEWS FROM THE WORLD OF SCIENCE: Physics shows criminals more likely to find accomplices in big cities.
---

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 01:16 PM (DuZls)

92 Rambo was ultra violent. Reality is worse.

Posted by: nip at September 23, 2019 01:17 PM (Izot6)

93 If your type is children or infants, "abortionist" is a great career choice because you can operate in the open and with legal protection.
=====
And don't forget, you get paid to do what you love.

Posted by: simplemind at September 23, 2019 01:17 PM (ILO/d)

94 Most if not all states have some form of "abuse of a corpse" law on the books i would imagine.

But... if the "law" doesn't recognize these bodies as human remains but as "medical waste" (hurk), then i suppose it's perfectly "legal", right?

Complete monsters.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2019 01:17 PM (AURKQ)

95 He was just a kind old gentleman using his cider house rules as a slaughter house experiment.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 23, 2019 01:17 PM (r+sAi)

96
The big news here is that someone at USA Today performed a random act of journalism.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


And put it on the "opinion" page.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2019 01:17 PM (aKsyK)

97 85
81

There is an art gallery in the seacoast area of NH that is hosting a "Normalizing Abortion" art exhibit to raise funds for PP.




Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2019 01:15 PM (N39Ws)
And sitting here considering if that's a real thing or not.



Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 01:15 PM (37IEG)
Oh no, it's a real thing. Yep yep yep. New Englanders, you're a bunch of sick twisted flucks. It's in Dover.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 01:18 PM (37IEG)

98 http://bit.ly/2mcYxeI
*******
Rep. Devin Nunes: Biden Already Admitted He Did The Very Thing Trump Is Accused Of Doing

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 23, 2019 01:18 PM (BqBId)

99 Heavy snows in the Valley Forge area have impeded the advancement of this story.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 23, 2019 01:19 PM (FTlwv)

100 The big news here is that someone at USA Today performed a random act of journalism.
-
And put it on the "opinion" page.

-

In order to tie it to "rural" Nazis.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Far Cry 5 ignores Montana's history of fascism and its victims: alt-wrong [ at September 23, 2019 01:19 PM (gvYj7)

101 He could have bought a Tesla if he had sold all those baby parts like Planned Parenthood. Ka-ching!

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at September 23, 2019 01:19 PM (Lm8FB)

102 Rep. Devin Nunes: Biden Already Admitted He Did The Very Thing Trump Is Accused Of Doing
=========
Exactly. So therefore, Trump is guilty and I'm not.

Posted by: simple joe! at September 23, 2019 01:19 PM (rRzHb)

103 *******

Rep. Devin Nunes: Biden Already Admitted He Did The Very Thing Trump Is Accused Of Doing

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 23, 2019 01:18 PM (BqBId)
So a guy did a thing?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 01:20 PM (37IEG)

104

Rural=not on the coast or Chicago.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2019 01:20 PM (aKsyK)

105 This story made me want to cry and curl up in the corner.

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 01:20 PM (XTsuu)

106 "There's something sick in America's abortion industry."

No, the whole goddamned bloody enterprise is sick.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 01:20 PM (NWiLs)

107 He was the abortionist at a South Bend, Indiana clinic.
..........

Did they also find a box of Mayor Pete's turds?

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2019 01:20 PM (v0R5T)

108 Kinda weird that he lost his license for poor record keeping when it turns out he was really, really good at keeping records via his tagged and bagged fetuses.

Almost like he didn't want other people to know how many he did, and who his patients were.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 01:20 PM (bDqIh)

109 Just like Gosnell, it's a "local crime story"

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 23, 2019 01:20 PM (N4xQB)

110

Seriously, if you were a psychopathological murderer, but had enough intelligence and discipline to want to avoid capture, what better field could you be in than an abortionist?

I'm just surprised no one has hit on the "German Nazi mass-murderer" angle. Did his parents get here in 1946?

Posted by: imp at September 23, 2019 01:20 PM (w+Z9D)

111 Painting all Germans as murderers is racist, and this is the second time you've done it, Sefton. Most americans have some German heritage, including many of the men who fought in WWII

So cool it.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at September 23, 2019 01:20 PM (UfRqq)

112 Dan Rather@DanRather
May I suggest a reporter's or news editor's job should be to frame the story as the facts dictate - instead of letting those in power frame it as they wish. That's more the job of a stenographer.

-
Must be some new definition of "facts" with which I'm unfamiliar.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 23, 2019 01:20 PM (+y/Ru)

113 Send us a postcard from hell. There are over 2,000 people lining the route to waive at you on the way down.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2019 01:21 PM (8ts9m)

114 Oh no, it's a real thing. Yep yep yep. New Englanders, you're a bunch of sick twisted flucks. It's in Dover.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 01:18 PM (37IEG)

---

Dover...

Same place where our fallen from overseas are readied for their final trips home.

Unreal.

Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2019 01:21 PM (RU4sa)

115 Fox is confirming that the whistleblower had no direct knowledge of the call, it's all hearsay.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 01:21 PM (ZLI7S)

116 Dan Rather@DanRather
May I suggest a reporter's or news editor's job should be to frame the story as the facts dictate - instead of letting those in power frame it as they wish. That's more the job of a stenographer.

-
Must be some new definition of "facts" with which I'm unfamiliar.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 23, 2019 01:20 PM (+y/Ru)
+++++++++++
Dan Rather tweeting about facts? Dan "Fake but accurate" Rather?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 01:21 PM (I2dne)

117 Just think of all those sacraments. The garage was practically a cathedral.

Posted by: Pelosi the Great at September 23, 2019 01:22 PM (fOqG5)

118 Re: whistleblower

He'll get to keep his job and pension, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Far Cry 5 ignores Montana's history of fascism and its victims: alt-wrong [ at September 23, 2019 01:22 PM (gvYj7)

119 I think that once all hope of political remediation is lost, the issue of abortionists will be resolved. IYKWIM.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 23, 2019 01:22 PM (yQpMk)

120 Fox is confirming that the whistleblower had no direct knowledge of the call, it's all hearsay.
=========
Fake, but accurate then.

Posted by: Dan Rather at September 23, 2019 01:22 PM (rRzHb)

121 76 So how many moving boxes worth of fetuses were discovered?
Posted by: Axeman


Ten, I imagine.

Posted by: Walter Duranty at September 23, 2019 01:22 PM (Q3dyo)

122 Dan Rather tweeting about facts? Dan "Fake but accurate" Rather?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 01:21 PM (I2dne)

He just learned how to use the facts machine in the office.

He especially likes that neat robot-y sound it makes when new facts are coming in.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2019 01:23 PM (AURKQ)

123 >>There is an art gallery in the seacoast area of NH that is hosting a "Normalizing Abortion" art exhibit to raise funds for PP.


Pffft! Hollywood is normalizing it.

For example, prolific show creator Shonda Rhimes is on the PP BoD. Now there's some corporate synergy! And yes, Shonda loves to insert pro-abortion storylines into her shows.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 01:23 PM (bDqIh)

124 Fox is confirming that the whistleblower had no direct knowledge of the call, it's all hearsay.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 01:21 PM (ZLI7S)
........

Tune in next week for more bullshit.

Posted by: CNN at September 23, 2019 01:23 PM (v0R5T)

125 76 So how many moving boxes worth of fetuses were discovered?
Posted by: Axeman

Altogether, did they weigh as much as an AR15?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 01:23 PM (NWiLs)

126 Re: whistleblower

He'll get to keep his job and pension, right?
======
Honey, I 'm getting a promotion when Liz Warren is prezy!!

Posted by: Whistleblower at September 23, 2019 01:23 PM (ILO/d)

127 Oof I just saw some tape of Biden. He looks like somebody aborted him. The guy looks old and feeble as shit. He was slurring his words.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2019 01:24 PM (8ts9m)

128 115 Fox is confirming that the whistleblower had no direct knowledge of the call, it's all hearsay.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 01:21 PM (ZLI7S)

It's looking like this is an "op" cooked up by Baquet of the Times and Adam Schiff to keep up the Impeachment talk, when it was just about to fade away.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 01:24 PM (Kpl3J)

129 OT
Heh. I love the people who keep vacationing in Mexico because the resorts are still safe.
https://tinyurl.com/y32ghed4

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2019 01:24 PM (7OF+y)

130 And put it on the "opinion" page.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2019 01:17 PM (aKsyK)

Well, it's remarkable that they published it at all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2019 01:24 PM (jEgzt)

131 85
81

There is an art gallery in the seacoast area of NH that is hosting a "Normalizing Abortion" art exhibit to raise funds for PP.




Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2019 01:15 PM (N39Ws)
And sitting here considering if that's a real thing or not.



Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 01:15 PM (37IEG)

Link to article.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3bozttj

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2019 01:24 PM (N39Ws)

132
https://endabortionnow.com/

Posted by: Diesel Jones at September 23, 2019 01:24 PM (0CeRG)

133 Painting all Germans as murderers is racist, and this is the second time you've done it, Sefton. Most americans have some German heritage, including many of the men who fought in WWII

So cool it.




I'm half Prussian in ancestry and it doesn't bother me. Because I'm not a German.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 23, 2019 01:24 PM (yQpMk)

134 With Liz Warren playing the McGovern part

donja think Joe is the perfect Thomas Eagleton ??

Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2019 01:24 PM (AQBtr)

135 Serial killers like to keep trophies.


.

Posted by: Toad-O at September 23, 2019 01:25 PM (cct0t)

136 Painting all Germans as murderers is racist, and this is the second time you've done it, Sefton.

-

Welcome!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Far Cry 5 ignores Montana's history of fascism and its victims: alt-wrong [ at September 23, 2019 01:25 PM (gvYj7)

137 ala buttigieg, they should reframe the argument, "own it" and turn it against the opponents of abortion:

create a "klopfer award" for champions of abortion and give the recipients one of the bottles of dead fetuses. they might become highly desirable as symbols of courage for standing up for women's health care, in hollywood - the award center of the universes - especially.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 23, 2019 01:25 PM (Pg+x7)

138

Painting all Germans as murderers is racist, and this is the second time you've done it, Sefton. Most americans have some German heritage, including many of the men who fought in WWII

So cool it.
Posted by:leoncaruthers


Ich bin Deutsch. I think it's funny. And said it myself. Go talk to some woke allies and rub some ice on it.

Posted by: imp at September 23, 2019 01:25 PM (w+Z9D)

139 Just like Gosnell, it's a "local crime story"

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 23, 2019 01:20 PM (N4xQB)
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Unlike Mystic Pizza not wanting to cater pizza to tacky gays getting married.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 01:25 PM (DuZls)

140 In Democrat's nomenclature, isn't a "whistleblower" somebody who does that thing with their mouth to someone else?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2019 01:25 PM (8ts9m)

141 114
Oh no, it's a real thing. Yep yep yep. New Englanders, you're a bunch of sick twisted flucks. It's in Dover.



Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 01:18 PM (37IEG)



---



Dover...



Same place where our fallen from overseas are readied for their final trips home.



Unreal.

Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2019 01:21 PM (RU4sa)
Nope. Our fallen come into Dover, DE. This is in Dover, NH.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2019 01:25 PM (N39Ws)

142 This is in Dover, NH.

Very bent, if you ask me.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 01:26 PM (NWiLs)

143
Dover...



Same place where our fallen from overseas are readied for their final trips home.



Unreal.

Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2019 01:21 PM (RU4sa)
I thought that one was in Delaware, no?But consider places like Boston used to be known for banning 'controversial' books and shows. "Banned in Boston" used to be a hook for selling a gig or a book or a speaker/comic.
Now 70 miles north they have art shows to desensitize us to Abortion.
Sick artsy fartsy #@#^%%%*****!@##

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 01:27 PM (37IEG)

144 128 115 Fox is confirming that the whistleblower had no direct knowledge of the call, it's all hearsay.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 01:21 PM (ZLI7S)

Direct knowledge is highly overrated

is so yesterday

Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2019 01:27 PM (AQBtr)

145 I'm part German. Part of our family fought on both sides during WW2. I don't mind what JJ typed.

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2019 01:27 PM (gmo/4)

146 I am very active in my local pro-life community and very vocal on farcebook with my pro-life comments. I posted this story a few days back on my news feed.

On of my long term friends took me to task and suggested that this 'one off' 'bad apple' should not be used against all killing centers (my term) because to deny women access to pap smears, mammograms, and 'women's care' would be heartless.

Apparently my friend's Catholic HS experience didn't take.

There are none so blind as those that will not see.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2019 01:27 PM (Y4EXg)

147 Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2019 01:21 PM (RU4sa)
Nope. Our fallen come into Dover, DE. This is in Dover, NH.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2019 01:25 PM (N39Ws)

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Oh.

Okay then.

Dover, NH sucks.

Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2019 01:27 PM (RU4sa)

148 It is interesting that German-Americans are the invisible minority. I don't know if it is still true but at one time, people with at least some German ancestry were the most common group in the country.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 23, 2019 01:27 PM (yQpMk)

149 I'm not sure what the legal status on the fetuses would be. I remember there was a hospital a while back that caught flack because it was using fetal remains as a power source (the remains were tagged as medical waste; medical waste at the hospital was fed to an incinerator that was also used to heat the building, iirc). But I don't remember where the hospital was located, or if they suffered anything more than bad PR.

Posted by: junior at September 23, 2019 01:28 PM (7/IZ6)

150 "...clinics shut down after state inspectors found worrying medical and record-keeping problems."


Go ahead and butcher all you want, but damnit get those records in shape!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 01:28 PM (axyOa)

151 127 Oof I just saw some tape of Biden. He looks like somebody aborted him. The guy looks old and feeble as shit. He was slurring his words.
Posted by: Marcus T


Biden is toast. A combination of Warren nipping at his heels while simultaneously taking a swan dive over the Ukrainian cliffs means he'll be out of the race in a few weeks. Plus, his eyes are spurting blood and his dentures keep falling on the floor and his brain is an exhibit in the Alzheimers Museum.

Posted by: Walter Duranty at September 23, 2019 01:28 PM (Q3dyo)

152 111 So cool it.
Posted by: leoncaruthers at September 23, 2019 01:20 PM (UfRqq)


Project much? Mengele was a big fanboy of Margaret Sanger. It was her writing that inspired the Nazi doctors - who were 100% German and Austrain - to murder the mentally ill and the handicapped and then later the Jews.

Anyone who is even 1/1064th remotely self-aware gets the reference.

You? Not so much.

QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 23, 2019 01:29 PM (XubWY)

153 148 It is interesting that German-Americans are the invisible minority. I don't know if it is still true but at one time, people with at least some German ancestry were the most common group in the country.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 23, 2019 01:27 PM (yQpMk)

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I have German ancestry.

My great-grandfather on my mother's side was German.

Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2019 01:29 PM (RU4sa)

154 Kinda weird that he lost his license for poor record
keeping when it turns out he was really, really good at keeping records
via his tagged and bagged fetuses.



Almost like he didn't want other people to know how many he did, and who his patients were.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 01:20 PM (bDqIh)
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His family knew what he did for a living. So did Buutijuice.
Just a matter of scale -- one or two babies killed -- real science! Trophies on the wall -- hmmm --

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 23, 2019 01:29 PM (MIKMs)

155 Off "Walter Duranty" sock! Stalin was massacring millions -- I'm now free to tell the truth!

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2019 01:29 PM (Q3dyo)

156 The power of corn pop compels you.

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2019 01:29 PM (gmo/4)

157 A good part German on both sides of my family.

I could care less...and Sefton's a gem.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 01:30 PM (DuZls)

158 I have German ancestry.

My great-grandfather on my mother's side was German.

Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2019 01:29 PM (RU4sa)




Sister! I knew there was a reason I liked you.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 23, 2019 01:30 PM (yQpMk)

159 because to deny women access to pap smears, mammograms, "

Sure thing. Ask him how they plan to do mammograms w/no equipment?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 23, 2019 01:30 PM (6qErC)

160


Seriously, some fiendish ghoul has thousands of corpses on his farm and his name is Ulrich Klopfer. If you're not thinking of goosesteps, wires are loose. Hell, I guess we found out where Mengele ended up. South Bend.

Local genetic experiments might explain Mayor Buttplug, too.

Posted by: imp at September 23, 2019 01:30 PM (w+Z9D)

161 111 Painting all Germans as murderers is racist, and this is the second time you've done it, Sefton. Most americans have some German heritage, including many of the men who fought in WWII

So cool it.
Posted by: leoncaruthers at September 23, 2019 01:20 PM (UfRqq)

Hey I've got a German name. Given the right circumstances, I could easily be a murderer, it's not like I haven't thought about it, IYKWIMAITTYD.

so you Better be Nice to Me.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 01:30 PM (Kpl3J)

162 It is interesting that German-Americans are the invisible minority. I don't know if it is still true but at one time, people with at least some German ancestry were the most common group in the country.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 23, 2019 01:27 PM


****

They only show up at Oktoberfest.
Oh...Heeeyyyy...guess what's going on right now???

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 01:30 PM (axyOa)

163 lol Grump

Coming from you, that means a lot.

Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2019 01:31 PM (RU4sa)

164 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 23, 2019 01:14 PM (XubWY)

The guy in Philadelphia was AA and, not German . Both were Americans as far as I know. The German name had nothing to do with whatever this bastard chose to do, I expect. I have a German name and my German side of the family came here in the 1850s. I've never known or been an abortionist.

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 23, 2019 01:31 PM (j0JAA)

165 111 Painting all Germans as murderers is racist, and this is the second time you've done it, Sefton. Most americans have some German heritage, including many of the men who fought in WWII

So cool it.
Posted by: leoncaruthers at September 23, 2019 01:20 PM (UfRqq)
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Well you started it!

Posted by: Basil Fawlty at September 23, 2019 01:31 PM (N4xQB)

166 Got, Germans and those related to them aren't allowed to defend themselves from libel. Cool.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at September 23, 2019 01:31 PM (UfRqq)

167 These local crime stories are of zero national interest. Here at Vox, anyway.


Posted by: Sarah Kliff at September 23, 2019 01:31 PM (NVYyb)

168 Hey I've got a German name.



Of the Koenigsburg Servos?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 23, 2019 01:31 PM (yQpMk)

169 On of my long term friends took me to task and suggested that this 'one off' 'bad apple' should not be used against all killing centers (my term) because to deny women access to pap smears, mammograms, and 'women's care' would be heartless.

Apparently my friend's Catholic HS experience didn't take.

There are none so blind as those that will not see.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2019 01:27 PM (Y4EXg)

PP doesn't provide mammograms anyway and there are myriad places other than abortion abattoirs to get gynecologic care. This myth that women need PP to get GYN care is absolute bullshit propagated by PP and their media propagandists.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 01:32 PM (NWiLs)

170 The biggest losses in CWII are going to be to the 110th News Liars. It will be damn near 100% causalities.. no wounded only dead.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 23, 2019 01:32 PM (pw+jk)

171 Poor Alice Cooper was just trying to warn the public - a PSA, really - of the dangers of leaving household chemicals around where babies can get at them, and just look at all the flak he took.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 01:32 PM (u//oP)

172 In happier news, Bill Weld says Trump is guilty of treason and is therefore subject to execution.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 23, 2019 01:32 PM (hjaPQ)

173 >>His family knew what he did for a living. So did Buutijuice.
Just a matter of scale -- one or two babies killed -- real science! Trophies on the wall -- hmmm --


Trophies *and* illegality. He was operating outside of the law with the underage abortions. What else was he doing that he wanted to keep hidden (in addition to the ghoulish trophies).

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 01:32 PM (bDqIh)

174 Leon dude - I'm half Southern German. The postings don't bother me at all.

So cool it. xoxo

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2019 01:32 PM (Y4EXg)

175 It's not the German in their blood that made the Nazis go full Auschwitz. It was the idea that for the greater good, others must die. See; e.g., Greta Thunderpants.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 23, 2019 01:33 PM (+y/Ru)

176 The biggest losses in CWII are going to be to the 110th News Liars. It will be damn near 100% causalities.. no wounded only dead.


Then who will dig the Great Gulf to Baja Dignity Kanal?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 23, 2019 01:33 PM (yQpMk)

177 This just proves how awful conservative states are for trying to put even the most minimum of medical standards on abortion clinics!

Posted by: Buzzion at September 23, 2019 01:33 PM (d7sWg)

178 Did they also find an alter dedicated to Baal?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 23, 2019 01:33 PM (NVYyb)

179 Hey, let's not get all the krauts blitzkrieging on this board!

Settle down, there's enough lebensraum for everybody.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 01:33 PM (DuZls)

180 Part German here, too. Some Grafs that came over in the early 1700s, likely fleeing some usurper taking their land and titles. It's really a recurring theme with my family. Every time we get ahead, the State wants what we got.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 23, 2019 01:33 PM (PNBod)

181 162 It is interesting that German-Americans are the invisible minority. I don't know if it is still true but at one time, people with at least some German ancestry were the most common group in the country.

Posted by: Grump928


Still are:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Americans

With an estimated size of approximately 44 million in 2016, German Americans are the largest of the self-reported ancestry groups by the US Census Bureau.

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2019 01:33 PM (Q3dyo)

182 My wife has a couple of older relatives who won't speak to her because I am not German enough (my surname is Scottish, so that was a no-go, apparently).

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 23, 2019 01:33 PM (xPJvm)

183
at one time, people with at least some German ancestry were the most common group in the country.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 23, 2019 01:27 PM

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Yes. By WWII, approximately one in four Americans were of German ancestry, but I don't know what the proportion is today.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 01:34 PM (fUqBx)

184 i am of german ancestry. j.j. is not saying anything wrong. my ancestors left germany in the 1890's. they knew what was coming and got the fuck out. what j.j. stated is fact. german or not, the guy is a fucking, satanic, ghoul.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 23, 2019 01:34 PM (KP5rU)

185 Druids back in the middle ages.

Worshipped trees, plants. Sacrificed babies.

Democrats of today.

Worship climate change, going green. Abort babies.

Posted by: Blanco at September 23, 2019 01:34 PM (BZQgK)

186 I understand the reference, and it's bullshit.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at September 23, 2019 01:34 PM (UfRqq)

187 Greta went a little sideways at the U.N. today....

Posted by: Ktgreat at September 23, 2019 01:34 PM (f8ilN)

188 PP doesn't provide mammograms anyway and there are myriad places other than abortion abattoirs to get gynecologic care. This myth that women need PP to get GYN care is absolute bullshit propagated by PP and their media propagandists.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 01:32 PM (NWiLs)
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"Give access to health care for women" is the new "safe, legal and rare."

Posted by: Blake - used salesman salesman
at September 23, 2019 01:34 PM (qC1Sy)

189 "Mayor Pete" is also on board an acolyte of this monster operating a clinic in South Bend. The State tried to block it, but a judge overruled them.

In another story "Mayor Pete" bused a local high school band to Iowa to help him campaign. I was under the impression that it was bad for official school representatives were not supposed to engage in partisan politics, but no one batted an eye at this.
https://abc57.com/news/ clay-high-school-marching-band-is-heading -to-iowa

Posted by: zmdavid at September 23, 2019 01:34 PM (xqRaG)

190 185 Druids back in the middle ages.

Worshipped trees, plants. Sacrificed babies.

Democrats of today.

Worship climate change, going green. Abort babies.

Posted by: Blanco at September 23, 2019 01:34 PM (BZQgK)

Idiot seminary students confessing their sins to houseplants. Neo-paganism all the way. And there aren't even any sex rituals.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 01:35 PM (NWiLs)

191 A couple of threads back, someone asked about the Emmy's.
I didn't watch them, but I checked out the dress pron at the Daily Mail. Lots and lots of women raiding their daughters' closets. Tinseltown is running short of tinsel.

Posted by: Downcast at September 23, 2019 01:35 PM (7l4n/)

192 Anyone who is even 1/1064th remotely self-aware gets the reference.


****

Was thinking exactly the same thing even before I read the content (well, most of it anyway).

And Happy Birthday JJ!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 01:35 PM (axyOa)

193 185 Druids back in the middle ages.

Worshipped trees, plants. Sacrificed babies."

eh, not middle ages. The Romans did a pretty good job of wiping them all out. Legends about them persisted, however.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 01:35 PM (Kpl3J)

194 My wife is 100% German, and she hasn't killed me yet.

Posted by: Caliban (island monster) at September 23, 2019 01:35 PM (qEujL)

195 Jeez, you slip up one time and murder 30M+ people and from then on folks keep making references to that one tiny little mistake in your history.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Far Cry 5 ignores Montana's history of fascism and its victims: alt-wrong [ at September 23, 2019 01:36 PM (gvYj7)

196 Mom's side is German. Dad's side is Slavic. At family get together's it's Barbarossa all over again.

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2019 01:36 PM (gmo/4)

197
OK. A few people here want a pound of flesh so here it is:

I apologize if I my comment made it seem as if I was referring to ALL Germans everywhere. I was merely trying to draw a parallel to Dr. Mengele et al and his being influenced by Margaret Sanger and Planned Parenthood.

I guess I failed. So there you go. Do those who are offended or know me and have been reading my commentary for any period of time get it?

Hope so.

Sheesh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 23, 2019 01:36 PM (XubWY)

198 194 My wife is 100% German, and she hasn't killed me yet.
Posted by: Caliban (island monster) at September 23, 2019 01:35 PM (qEujL)

She just ain't found a way to kill you yet.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 01:36 PM (NWiLs)

199 The biggest losses in CWII are going to be to the 110th News Liars. It
will be damn near 100% causalities.. no wounded only dead.


That's what happens when you bring iPads to a bayonet charge.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at September 23, 2019 01:36 PM (xkSJa)

200 I'm also a good part Irish (again on both sides) and I tested positive for an alcoholic profile.

You wanna call me a drunk mic...I don't care.

I'm neither a Nazi or a drunk Irishman.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 01:36 PM (DuZls)

201 They are waiting for Halloween

Posted by: Jean at September 23, 2019 01:36 PM (B7KlG)

202 So where are they now?

the little people of Stonehenge..

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 23, 2019 01:36 PM (xPJvm)

203 My wife is 100% German, and she hasn't killed me yet.


Irish wives are the ones to worry about. Mrs928 wouldn't hesitate to thread a needle through my eye will I slept if I really pissed her off.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 23, 2019 01:36 PM (yQpMk)

204 My wife is 100% German, and she hasn't killed me yet.

Posted by: Caliban (island monster) at September 23, 2019 01:35 PM (qEujL)
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She just has vays of making you talk.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 01:37 PM (DuZls)

205 203 My wife is 100% German, and she hasn't killed me yet.


Irish wives are the ones to worry about. Mrs928 wouldn't hesitate to thread a needle through my eye will I slept if I really pissed her off.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 23, 2019 01:36 PM (yQpMk)

When Irish eyes are slicing...

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 01:37 PM (NWiLs)

206 Leon, Don't know you but you insult Sefton you insult me.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 23, 2019 01:37 PM (pw+jk)

207 And yet, the "normals" doubt that the Left would ever herd anyone into the camps.

Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 23, 2019 01:37 PM (VDCWC)

208 While this guy is murdering children and keeping their corpses as trophies, Bill Ward is calling for the execution of the President and a North Carolina high school teacher tells students she wants Mike Pence popped in the head.

Gettin' Biblical. Immanentizing the eschaton.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 23, 2019 01:37 PM (NVYyb)

209 I'm not sure what the legal status on the fetuses would be. I remember there was a hospital a while back that caught flack because it was using fetal remains as a power source (the remains were tagged as medical waste; medical waste at the hospital was fed to an incinerator that was also used to heat the building, iirc). But I don't remember where the hospital was located, or if they suffered anything more than bad PR.
Posted by: junior at September 23, 2019 01:28 PM (7/IZ6)

That's a bit of a canard. There's really no heating value in human tissue, because the water content is so high. What they had done was set up their heating boilers so they could also function as medical waste incinerators, albeit by using more gas.

There is nothing wrong with incinerating medical waste. It's a biohazard, and incineration is the best way to deal with it.

The wrong is, first off, doing abortions at all, and secondly, declaring the aborted fetuses to be "medical waste".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2019 01:37 PM (jEgzt)

210 2,246 'medical specimens'. In his garage. I'm guessing they were stored in formaldehyde. So, glass jars. Think something the size of a pint mason jar. 2,246 of them.

187 cases of medical specimens. 187 cases of pickled beets, pickled people. Whatever.

187 cases of 12 jars. In his garage. And this is somehow a non-story. Well, for necromancing ghouls I suppose.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at September 23, 2019 01:37 PM (Vy7tf)

211 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 23, 2019 01:36 PM (XubWY)

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Dude, you caused a newbie some butthurt.

No need to apologize for that.

We got what you meant.

Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2019 01:37 PM (RU4sa)

212 IMO, JJ was suggesting that this guy was a Nazi-esque eugenicist and souvenir collector like those who massed up shoes, eyeglasses, etc for their "museum of an extinct race". He was not tarring all Germans. Trump is German for heaven sakes.

Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 01:38 PM (U7k5w)

213 25% Kraut here, not offended. Who knew Germans were such whiny bitches - I kid I kid.

Posted by: rammajamma at September 23, 2019 01:38 PM (PQRcz)

214 {i} It's looking like this is an "op" cooked up by Baquet of the Times and Adam Schiff to keep up the Impeachment talk, when it was just about to fade away.

They had me fooled...

Posted by: Louise Mensch at September 23, 2019 01:38 PM (+Lg8f)

215 Satan doesn't care about killing babies. Any baby born alive is going to die someday.
What he cares about, and succeeds at, is turning ordinary people into murderers.

Posted by: Sal at September 23, 2019 01:14 PM (2qCi9)

So he is just like the NRA then. /sarc

Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2019 01:38 PM (Ciifn)

216 They are waiting for Halloween

It was the start of the year in our old Celtic lands, and we'd be waiting... in our houses of wattles and clay. The barriers would be down, you see, between the real and the unreal, and the dead might be looking in... to sit by our fires of turf. Halloween... the festival of Samhain! The last great one took place three thousand years ago, when the hills ran red... with the blood of animals and children.

Posted by: Conal Cochran at September 23, 2019 01:38 PM (yQpMk)

217 Biden is toast. A combination of Warren nipping at his heels while simultaneously taking a swan dive over the Ukrainian cliffs means he'll be out of the race in a few weeks. Plus, his eyes are spurting blood and his dentures keep falling on the floor and his brain is an exhibit in the Alzheimers Museum.

Posted by: Walter Duranty at September 23, 2019 01:28 PM (Q3dyo)
........

and the steel plate in his head keeps picking up radio signals from Vega.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2019 01:38 PM (v0R5T)

218
i am of german ancestry. j.j. is not saying anything wrong. my ancestors left germany in the 1890's. they knew what was coming and got the fuck out.

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Right? This is the US, and virtually everyone who is here came from somewhere they wanted to get away from.

I don't get that whole ethnic pride routine at all, probably because I'm of Russian extraction.

I respect Russians and their culture. I even admire certain things about it. I don't have a kind word for them, and I'm certainly not "proud" of that fucked-up heritage and history.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 01:38 PM (fUqBx)

219 Sweet footage of Saint Greta losing it as Trump ignores her.

Posted by: Downcast at September 23, 2019 01:39 PM (7l4n/)

220 OK. A few people here want a pound of flesh so here it is:
...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 23, 2019 01:36 PM (XubWY)
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Now, I want you to apologize for apologizing.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 01:39 PM (DuZls)

221 My mom is 3/4 German, but her forebears were all good Germans.
.

Posted by: Toad-O at September 23, 2019 01:39 PM (cct0t)

222 If he'd just declared each one an official human sacrifice to The Great AGW and burned them (with appropriate carbon offsets) on an alter, he'd have at least 20 million dedicated followers worldwide by now.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 23, 2019 01:39 PM (hdzef)

223 Trump is German for heaven sakes.


All the Scots try to claim that.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 23, 2019 01:39 PM (yQpMk)

224 never offended me j.j. i knew what you were referring to. i took no offense. no apology was necessary. i'm of german ancestry.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 23, 2019 01:39 PM (KP5rU)

225 My wife is 100% German, and she hasn't killed me yet.

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STAY OUT OF THE SHOWER!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 23, 2019 01:39 PM (+y/Ru)

226 221 My mom is 3/4 German, but her forebears were all good Germans.
.

Posted by: Toad-O at September 23, 2019 01:39 PM (cct0t)

The only good German is a dead German.

*waves baguette menacingly*

Posted by: Someguy at September 23, 2019 01:39 PM (Wj9tV)

227 There's a lot about this story I don't understand and don't know that I want to understand.

Let's start with how did he remove the remains in the first place? This is going to come across as gruesome and cold hearted but given how abortions are performed, particularly in the first trimester, there shouldn't be any remains that are not, how do I even phrase this, slurry.

Second trimester and beyond, yes, there will be remains but was he doing this alone? Did none of the nurses or other assistants notice that there was nothing in the biohazard bags?

I mean, just one a practical level, how?

I read a piece at maybe Lifenews discussing this person and it was written by one of the women who helped get his clinic shut down and his license revoked who said she felt no joy in this because he was a man of talent who chose a dark path in life and his life was wasted and that is nothing to cheer. She has more grace than I ever shall.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 23, 2019 01:40 PM (mf5HN)

228 Trophies *and* illegality. He was operating outside
of the law with the underage abortions. What else was he doing that he
wanted to keep hidden (in addition to the ghoulish trophies). Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 01:32 PM (bDqIh)
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I do wonder if his family who were comfortable with his profession were finally shocked with evidence of the gruesome and not soft-focused on 'rights' or 'helping people'.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 23, 2019 01:40 PM (MIKMs)

229 The biggest losses in CWII are going to be to the 110th News Liars. It will be damn near 100% causalities.. no wounded only dead.


Then who will dig the Great Gulf to Baja Dignity Kanal?
Posted by: Grump928(C)


Illegal alien enablers?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2019 01:40 PM (VY2sw)

230 225 My wife is 100% German, and she hasn't killed me yet.

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STAY OUT OF THE SHOWER!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 23, 2019 01:39 PM (+y/Ru)

"Honey? Something's wrong with the oven. Could you take a look? I mean a really, really close look?"

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 01:40 PM (NWiLs)

231 My wife is 100% German, and she hasn't killed me yet.

Posted by: Caliban (island monster) at September 23, 2019 01:35 PM (qEujL)
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She just has vays of making you talk.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 01:37 PM (DuZls)
.......

und signink ze paperss.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2019 01:40 PM (v0R5T)

232 189. Thats where I went to HS. Interesting.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 23, 2019 01:40 PM (wGbBR)

233 166 Got, Germans and those related to them aren't allowed to defend themselves from libel. Cool.
Posted by: leoncaruthers at September 23, 2019 01:31 PM (UfRqq)

Kind of hard to defend when you're fighting a two front war. Should have thought of that.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 23, 2019 01:40 PM (N4xQB)

234 220 Now, I want you to apologize for apologizing.
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 01:39 PM (DuZls)


*John Cleese in "Fish Called Wanda" apology scene.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 23, 2019 01:40 PM (XubWY)

235 It seems certain professions attract certain kinds of weirdos. University faculties are homes for communists. Lesbians like to coach women's sports. Catholic clergy seems to get a lot of perverts. Abortionists are often body-part hoarders. Everybody finds their niche.

Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at September 23, 2019 01:40 PM (mk9aG)

236 ... you know, reframe the argument the way buttigieg is chipping away at christian support for republicans by testifying that abortion is sanctioned by the bible.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 23, 2019 01:40 PM (Pg+x7)

237 >>She just ain't found a way to kill you yet.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 01:36 PM (NWiLs)

That's true. Lately she HAS been pushing the "supplements."

Posted by: Caliban (island monster) at September 23, 2019 01:41 PM (qEujL)

238 220: Don't apologize for calling this abortionist a Nazi throwback.

Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 01:41 PM (U7k5w)

239

I guess I failed. So there you go. Do those who are offended or know me and have been reading my commentary for any period of time get it?

Hope so.

Sheesh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Goddamnit, Sefton, shut your jewish whore mouth! If we can't engage in some light racial bantering here of all places, what the shit is the world coming to. Oy gevalt!

A "German" name was for 40 years a kind of code-joke for Nazi. Everyone over the age of 20 with more than a room temp IQ knows that.

Don't fucking apologize, take it back!

carruthers can bite my shicklegruben

Posted by: imp at September 23, 2019 01:41 PM (w+Z9D)

240 I am not German, but I have a German car.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 23, 2019 01:41 PM (88+cf)

241 The MSM covered this story.


With a cloth.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 23, 2019 01:42 PM (YslsA)

242 I understand the reference, and it's bullshit.
Posted by: leoncaruthers at September 23, 2019 01:34 PM (UfRqq)

You are just beclowning yourself here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2019 01:42 PM (jEgzt)

243 >>I respect Russians and their culture. I even admire certain things about it. I don't have a kind word for them, and I'm certainly not "proud" of that fucked-up heritage and history.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 01:38 PM (fUqBx)

But what about the vodka?

Posted by: Caliban (island monster) at September 23, 2019 01:42 PM (qEujL)

244 I'm part German and drive a Japanese car.

Oh my God, I'm a one-man Axis!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 01:42 PM (NWiLs)

245 Leon: "You paperz pleeese."

JJ: "Sorry man I only have a pipe."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 23, 2019 01:42 PM (pw+jk)

246 Yes. By WWII, approximately one in four Americans were of German ancestry, but I don't know what the proportion is today.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 01:34 PM (fUqBx)

The waves of immigration into America are pretty fascinating. Pre-revolution, and up until about 1820, immigrants are primarily English and Scots, with some Germans (The Pennsylvania Dutch) Then, due to events in Europe, immigrants from Central Europe and Ireland start to rise, and Irish immigration explodes for a few years during and after the Great Potato Famine. (184 Then, German immigration really picks up from 1850 - 1890, in response to Bismark consolidating control over all of the petty kingdoms and introducing things like mandatory conscription into the military. After that, due to upheaval in Italy, Italian immigration spikes from 1890 - 1920, and there's a large amount of Chinese immigration on the west coast in the late 19th century as well. Jewish immigration from Russia spikes when the Czars start the pogroms, and continue for obvious reasons for the next few decades.

Central American and Mexican immigration has started since the populations of those countries have exploded while their economies have stagnated.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 01:42 PM (Kpl3J)

247 It is interesting that German-Americans are the invisible minority. I don't know if it is still true but at one time, people with at least some German ancestry were the most common group in the country.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 23, 2019 01:27 PM (yQpMk)


At some point in the recent past, German was the most frequently spoken non English language in Cleveland (it's surely Spanish now). A friend from work's sister was visiting with her husband and daughter from Berlin. At a local mall, the daughter spoke in German that a woman was fat and gross looking. The woman replied in German that the girl was very rude and reflected very poorly on the parents.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 23, 2019 01:43 PM (y7DUB)

248 I'm part German and drive a Japanese car.



Oh my God, I'm a one-man Axis!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 01:42 PM (NWiLs)

I bet you like Italian food too!

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 23, 2019 01:43 PM (88+cf)

249 244 I'm part German and drive a Japanese car.

Oh my God, I'm a one-man Axis!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 01:42 PM (NWiLs)

Especially if you go through the Fazoli's drivethru.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 23, 2019 01:43 PM (PNBod)

250 I like Germans. They remind me of M&Ms....hard shell exterior, but inside they're all soft and sweet.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at September 23, 2019 01:43 PM (C+We0)

251 Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 01:40 PM (NWiLs)

And tell him not to let Hansel or Gretel go near it either.

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 23, 2019 01:43 PM (j0JAA)

252
157 A good part German on both sides of my family.

I could care less...and Sefton's a gem.
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 01:30 PM (DuZl


I've been listening to the revolutions podcast and apparently after the failed revolutions of 1848 a lot of Germans chose that as a good time to start coming to America and get involved in the abolitionist movement and serve in the Union army during the Civil War.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 23, 2019 01:43 PM (d7sWg)

253 243 So you're saying the German guy is now culturally apropriating the clown culture - I get so confused here some times.

Posted by: rammajamma at September 23, 2019 01:43 PM (PQRcz)

254 250 I like Germans. They remind me of M&Ms....hard shell exterior, but inside they're all soft and sweet.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at September 23, 2019 01:43 PM (C+We0)

Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Posted by: Lili Von Schtup at September 23, 2019 01:44 PM (Ciifn)

255 250 I like Germans. They remind me of MMs....hard shell exterior, but inside they're all soft and sweet.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at September 23, 2019 01:43 PM (C+We0)

Been dining with Cannibal Bob lately?

Posted by: Someguy at September 23, 2019 01:44 PM (Wj9tV)

256 I'm mostly German with a side of Swiss. Probably a few other things tossed in for good measure.

The NAZIs were evil socialists. I have nothing in common with them.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 01:44 PM (ZLI7S)

257 I am not German, but I have a German car.
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 23, 2019 01:41 PM (88+cf)
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I'm a good part German, and you're in.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 01:44 PM (DuZls)

258 I've been reading and commenting since Ace was on blogspot, I'm not new. I got irritated because every time Klopfer's name came up, so did the "hmm, sounds German" comment, like being German was enough to prove malevolence. I read Sefton's morning report every day, he's a gem, but that struck me as unneeded and unfair, so I spoke up -- without vulgarity or anger in the tone. He responded politely, I'm good.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at September 23, 2019 01:44 PM (UfRqq)

259 JJ, we get it. It's an emotional issue. You are loved.

Posted by: Caliban (island monster) at September 23, 2019 01:44 PM (qEujL)

260 My wife is 100% German, and she hasn't killed me yet.

Posted by: Caliban (island monster) at September 23, 2019 01:35 PM (qEujL)
........

But does she dress up in those sexy SS uniforms with thigh boots and riding crop for your birthday?

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2019 01:45 PM (v0R5T)

261

And genetics say I'm more German than just about anybody here.

All that an no better than 2% of the Tribe. I feel gypped. None of them either.

All real Germans sense the loving caress of psychopathy now and again. We just like to pretend it's called "logic"

Posted by: imp at September 23, 2019 01:45 PM (w+Z9D)

262 @209
AOP -sorry if I wasn't clear, but you're correct. The intent wasn't to use them as a fuel source, even though they ended up in the heating system.

Posted by: junior at September 23, 2019 01:45 PM (7/IZ6)

263 Are abortion lovers just whispering incantations to baal yet, or are they now shouting them? Because you know that is where this is headed.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 23, 2019 01:45 PM (YslsA)

264 i do not wear my german heritage on my sleeve. i was born an american.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 23, 2019 01:46 PM (KP5rU)

265 258 ...He responded politely, I'm good.
Posted by: leoncaruthers at September 23, 2019 01:44 PM (UfRqq)

Done.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 23, 2019 01:46 PM (XubWY)

266 I have a few German rifles..

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2019 01:46 PM (ejd/p)

267 I hope Ace gives us a happy fun post next to wash the taste of this one out. Bleh.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 23, 2019 01:46 PM (dfRN6)

268 >>But does she dress up in those sexy SS uniforms with thigh boots and riding crop for your birthday?
Posted by: wth at September 23, 2019 01:45 PM (v0R5T)

The Germans have a saying: "A plump wife, and a full barn, never did any man harm."

Posted by: Caliban (island monster) at September 23, 2019 01:46 PM (qEujL)

269 Du bist eine kleine Schwanz.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 23, 2019 01:46 PM (d7sWg)

270 On YouTube I keep deleting as uninterested in climate change news, yet they keep "feeding" it to me anyway.

I will be made to care?

Posted by: Regular joe at September 23, 2019 01:47 PM (6/uwW)

271 My wife is 100% German, and she hasn't killed me yet

meh she's just doing it the reallllly slow way

Posted by: Aziraphale at September 23, 2019 01:47 PM (Rarvo)

272 263 Are abortion lovers just whispering incantations to baal yet, or are they now shouting them? Because you know that is where this is headed.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 23, 2019 01:45 PM (YslsA)

Most are too stupid to get the connection between abortion and Baal/Moloch.

Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 01:48 PM (U7k5w)

273 My wife is 100% German, and she hasn't killed me yet.

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STAY OUT OF THE SHOWER!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 23, 2019 01:39 PM (+y/Ru)

"Honey? Something's wrong with the oven. Could you take a look? I mean a really, really close look?"

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 01:40 PM

*****

Arbeit macht frei!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 01:48 PM (axyOa)

274 What's a few baby parts between friends.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2019 01:48 PM (87l8c)

275 I'm part German and drive a Japanese car.

Oh my God, I'm a one-man Axis!"

Want a Fiat?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 23, 2019 01:48 PM (6qErC)

276 Done.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 23, 2019 01:46 PM (XubWY)


That's not how it works!
That's not how any of this works.

Posted by: Outrage Machine Inc. at September 23, 2019 01:48 PM (88+cf)

277 The Germans have a saying: "A plump wife, and a full barn, never did any man harm."
Posted by: Caliban (island monster) at September 23, 2019 01:46 PM (qEujL)

Until the mule kicks you in the schwanz.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 23, 2019 01:48 PM (PNBod)

278 270 On YouTube I keep deleting as uninterested in climate change news, yet they keep "feeding" it to me anyway.

I will be made to care?

Posted by: Regular joe at September 23, 2019 01:47 PM (6/uwW)

You must have accidentally clicked a link to an article about it. The Borg has now recorded it under your file. Unfortunate mistake.

Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2019 01:49 PM (Ciifn)

279 "Achtung, babies!" - Ulrich Klopfer

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2019 01:49 PM (v0R5T)

280 I wonder if the territorial integrity of Alsace Lorraine has ever come up.

Posted by: Someguy at September 23, 2019 01:49 PM (Wj9tV)

281 157 A good part German on both sides of my family.



I could care less...and Sefton's a gem.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 01:30 PM (DuZl





I've been listening to the revolutions podcast and apparently after
the failed revolutions of 1848 a lot of Germans chose that as a good
time to start coming to America and get involved in the abolitionist
movement and serve in the Union army during the Civil War.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 23, 2019 01:43 PM (d7sWg)

To the best of my research - which ends at about that generation due to lack of foreign language abilities and likely destruction of everything there in the ensuing wars - I believe part of my ancestors came over around this time.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 23, 2019 01:49 PM (jYnPD)

282 I'm part German and drive a Japanese car.

Oh my God, I'm a one-man Axis!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 01:42 PM (NWiLs)


There's a drive train joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 23, 2019 01:49 PM (mf5HN)

283 ha ha I was still wearing the angelic sock!

anyway this story is horrible and I think usually there are bad circumstances that lead a doctor (especially a male one who is not an uber-feminist) to end up in this awful specialty.

and they are then further isolated, professionally and personally, by it.

honestly I think it's a travesty that we even ALLOW the profession. it's cruel to allow it. it destroys doctors (if they didn't come into it already destroyed).

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 23, 2019 01:49 PM (Rarvo)

284 267 I hope Ace gives us a happy fun post next to wash the taste of this one out. Bleh.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 23, 2019 01:46 PM (dfRN6)

I was hoping for a post against Bezos' personal Senator, Mike Lee.

Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 01:49 PM (U7k5w)

285 Okay, you win zis time, Mr Sefton. But beware! We Germans are not all smiles und Sunshine.

Posted by: Fritz at September 23, 2019 01:49 PM (yQpMk)

286

Mika Brzezinski begged John Kerry to run for pres.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2019 01:50 PM (aKsyK)

287 271
My wife is 100% German, and she hasn't killed me yet



meh she's just doing it the reallllly slow way

Posted by: Aziraphale at September 23, 2019 01:47 PM (Rarvo)

Marriage.

Tip the veal. Try the waitress.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 23, 2019 01:50 PM (jYnPD)

288 Everybody talks about the media but nobody does anything about them.

The FBI has arrested a U.S. soldier who allegedly discussed plans to bomb a major American news network, planned to travel to Ukraine to fight with violent far-right group Azov Battalion and allegedly distributed information online on how to build bombs. He also allegedly suggested targeting Democratic presidential candidate Beto O'Rourke.

https://dailym.ai/2m8O1oC

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Dude, Blotto the Bozo is a zero. Forget him.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 23, 2019 01:50 PM (+y/Ru)

289 286 Mika Brzezinski begged John Kerry to run for pres.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2019 01:50 PM (aKsyK)

But the horse was out of the barn.

Posted by: Caliban (island monster) at September 23, 2019 01:50 PM (qEujL)

290 286

Mika Brzezinski begged John Kerry to run for pres.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2019 01:50 PM (aKsyK)


"But first you will..."

- - Kerry

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 23, 2019 01:51 PM (XubWY)

291 Mika Brzezinski begged John Kerry to run for pres.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2019 01:50 PM (aKsyK)


When is he going to report for duty?

Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2019 01:51 PM (Ciifn)

292 In other crazy news, E. Warren proposes much larger tax penalty for married people.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 23, 2019 01:52 PM (NVYyb)

293 I have a lot of kraut genes in me. But I am an American. So Sefton can say anything he likes about zee krauts and I cast zero fuks.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2019 01:52 PM (7OF+y)

294 282
I'm part German and drive a Japanese car.



Oh my God, I'm a one-man Axis!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 01:42 PM (NWiLs)



There's a drive train joke in there somewhere.


well, germans are well-known for making the trains drive on time.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 23, 2019 01:52 PM (sGtp+)

295 >>Mika Brzezinski begged John Kerry to run for pres.

It's funny how Lurch has been able to stay out of the headlines of the Russia collusion bullshit.

If I remember correctly he was running State when they were colluding with the Clinton campaign.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 01:52 PM (ZLI7S)

296 Ein Prosit, ein Prosit Der Gemütlichkeit !

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 01:52 PM (axyOa)

297 Knowing the Left, they'll probably make a shrine to this monster.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 23, 2019 01:52 PM (2NtJa)

298 I'm mostly German with a side of Swiss. Probably a few other things tossed in for good measure.


A Kaiser Roll?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 23, 2019 01:52 PM (yQpMk)

299 I'm actually right by South Bend, this happened in my back yard. At the same time, new abortion clinic has opened up and is operating violation of IN state law. No enforcement because of Mayor Buttplug.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at September 23, 2019 01:52 PM (UfRqq)

300 Nanzi Paloosy thinks abortion is a sacrament.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 23, 2019 01:53 PM (c1yAg)

301 Lo, I am trying to resist the temptation to say on Twat-ter exactly what I think of Mitt Romney, but it involves that statement my dad used to make about the best part of someone and their dad's leg.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Who Had a B-Wing, and Called It Brad at September 23, 2019 01:53 PM (Clxcy)

302 E. Warren proposes much larger tax penalty for married people.

-

That makes sense, assuming they want to replace taxpayers with illegals.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 23, 2019 01:53 PM (YslsA)

303 292 In other crazy news, E. Warren proposes much larger tax penalty for married people.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 23, 2019 01:52 PM (NVYyb)

Is it even deniable now that there's a war on marriage? Children from intact families outperform those from single-parent households, so their solution is to shatter every family and prevent more from forming.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 23, 2019 01:53 PM (PNBod)

304 I'm part German and drive a Japanese car.



Oh my God, I'm a one-man Axis!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 01:42 PM (NWiLs)

Does the car have Italian Leather seats?

Posted by: Surfperch at September 23, 2019 01:53 PM (2NtJa)

305 the failed revolutions of 1848 a lot of Germans"

Prussians. Or any of another half dozen terms, including "german".

"Germany" as a Western state dates to what 1870 or so?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 23, 2019 01:53 PM (6qErC)

306 God helps she who helps herself.

Camel sat on woman at truck stop -- so she bit its testicles...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 23, 2019 01:53 PM (+y/Ru)

307 is there a database of abortion doctors? Are they usually German? I don't see the connection, all my German grandparents had lots of kids ... we escaped Germany in the mid 1800s ... I don't think the Sanger thing was strictly German, and certainly murderous communism has a very wide heritage. My very German county voted 70% Trump ... lots of German names here. The "German name, must be white supremacist" thing does get tiresome, regardless of where it comes from.


afaik, Germany still has some pretty good tech and a strong economy ... but they are also subject to the far left via Merkel and the EU. They need more of the Polish/Czech leadership ...

Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2019 01:54 PM (Cus5s)

308 At the same time, new abortion clinic has opened up and is operating violation of IN state law.
========

If this is true, report it to the state health department.

Cocksucking, self-important mayors have zero oversight over health care facility regulations.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 23, 2019 01:54 PM (vg8iE)

309


all things considered, I'd rather be arguing about my bloody genetic heritage (of which WWII post-dates the family's early-century abandonment of the Vaterland) than this deeply creepy and surreally evil bastard.

Germans were, and always have been, bloody-minded. From the Battle of Tuetoberg Forest onwards, and long before, Germans have an earned reputation for violence. The ethnic cleansing and eugenics of WWII was a weird digression into ideological killing, but was not much different from constant the raping and pillaging of Europe from the 1300s-1800s.

The women are strong, they breed well, there get to be too many, and they go out and kill for their own land. The story of Germany is one of war. We are the sons of some weird and malevolent Teutonic blood god. Except now they are all soys and betas and Turks.

Posted by: imp at September 23, 2019 01:54 PM (w+Z9D)

310 I'm part German and drive a Japanese car.



Oh my God, I'm a one-man Axis!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 01:42 PM (NWiLs)

Get some Italian loafers.

Posted by: BignJames at September 23, 2019 01:54 PM (X/Pw5)

311 176 The biggest losses in CWII are going to be to the 110th News Liars. It will be damn near 100% causalities.. no wounded only dead.


Then who will dig the Great Gulf to Baja Dignity Kanal?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 23, 2019 01:33 PM (yQpMk)


Superdelegates.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at September 23, 2019 01:54 PM (di1hb)

312 I want me one of those Pickelhaube helmets.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2019 01:54 PM (v0R5T)

313
In other crazy news, E. Warren proposes much larger tax penalty for married people.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever


Put some SALT on that.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2019 01:54 PM (aKsyK)

314 Oh my God, I'm a one-man Axis!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 01:42 PM (NWiLs)

There's a drive train joke in there somewhere.

well, germans are well-known for making the trains drive on time.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 23, 2019 01:52 PM (sGtp+)

Someone get him a job at Amtrak, fuckers don't know how to read a schedule.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 23, 2019 01:54 PM (PNBod)

315 Then, German immigration really picks up from 1850 - 1890, in response to Bismark consolidating control over all of the petty kingdoms and introducing things like mandatory conscription into the military.
...I am not sure which grandpa, or many greats, but a maternal ancestor deserted the Kaiser's army and stowed away to America on a coal ship.

Posted by: Downcast at September 23, 2019 01:55 PM (7l4n/)

316 Does the car have Italian Leather seats?"

Corinthian Leather...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 23, 2019 01:55 PM (6qErC)

317 >>The women are strong, they breed well, there get to be too many, and they go out and kill for their own land. The story of Germany is one of war. We are the sons of some weird and malevolent Teutonic blood god. Except now they are all soys and betas and Turks.
Posted by: imp at September 23, 2019 01:54 PM (w+Z9D)

Sounds like you've been reading Caesar. (Except the last part.)

Posted by: Caliban (island monster) at September 23, 2019 01:55 PM (qEujL)

318 In other crazy news, E. Warren proposes much larger tax penalty for married people.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 23, 2019 01:52 PM (NVYyb)

Is it even deniable now that there's a war on marriage?
=========

What does the squaw have against loving, committed gay couples?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 23, 2019 01:55 PM (vg8iE)

319 >>It's funny how Lurch has been able to stay out of the headlines of the Russia collusion bullshit.

If I remember correctly he was running State when they were colluding with the Clinton campaign.
- - -
Was he really that involved?

I think he was too busy working with Iran on the nuclear deal and building up their 'death to America' fund . . .

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 01:55 PM (bDqIh)

320 >>We are the sons of some weird and malevolent Teutonic blood god.

We do make good beer.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 01:56 PM (ZLI7S)

321 317 >>The women are strong, they breed well, there get to be too many, and they go out and kill for their own land. The story of Germany is one of war. We are the sons of some weird and malevolent Teutonic blood god. Except now they are all soys and betas and Turks.
Posted by: imp at September 23, 2019 01:54 PM (w+Z9D)

Sounds like you've been reading Caesar. (Except the last part.)
Posted by: Caliban (island monster) at September 23, 2019 01:55 PM (qEujL)

Germany's best and brightest came here. Why do you think they went Socialist in the first place?

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 23, 2019 01:57 PM (PNBod)

322 Omelets eggs etc

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2019 01:57 PM (a2hxi)

323 >>In other crazy news, E. Warren proposes much larger tax penalty for married people.


Why married couples?

She's gonna tax everybody, and then destroy their 401ks by tanking the profitable companies that make up their stock portfolio.

Love that her true colors are shining through!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 01:57 PM (bDqIh)

324 Judges get to overrule state licensing requirements, you see:

https://www.dailyherald.com/ article/20190602/news/306029948/

Space before "article".

Posted by: leoncaruthers at September 23, 2019 01:58 PM (UfRqq)

325 We are the sons of some weird and malevolent Teutonic blood god.

We do make good beer.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 01:56 PM


****

I've been all over the world and besides my real home here, Germany is where I feel most at home while away. I love it there. And probably for two reasons listed above.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 01:58 PM (axyOa)

326

Teutonic Blood God sounds like a good band name.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2019 01:58 PM (aKsyK)

327 292 In other crazy news, E. Warren proposes much larger tax penalty for married people.

Well, sure. Commies hate intact families, they interfere with state control and indoctrination of their children.

Posted by: Pelosi the Great at September 23, 2019 01:58 PM (fOqG5)

328 312
I want me one of those Pickelhaube helmets.

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2019 01:54 PM (v0R5T)
That was part of the US Army dress uniform in 1899

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 01:58 PM (37IEG)

329 serial baby killer

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 23, 2019 01:59 PM (G546f)

330 At the same time, new abortion clinic has opened up and is operating violation of IN state law.
========

If this is true, report it to the state health department.

Cocksucking, self-important mayors have zero oversight over health care facility regulations.
Posted by: bicentennialguy


Especially when it comes to state law.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2019 01:59 PM (VY2sw)

331 Oh my God, I'm a one-man Axis!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 01:42 PM (NWiLs)

---
Bold as love.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 01:59 PM (DuZls)

332 In other crazy news, E. Warren proposes much larger tax penalty for married people.

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Brain Damaged Biden is on it!

Biden Attacks: 'She's Going to Raise People's Taxes'...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 23, 2019 01:59 PM (+y/Ru)

333 I blame Germany for the Beatles infestation

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 23, 2019 02:00 PM (NVYyb)

334 333
I blame Germany for the Beatles infestation


Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 23, 2019 02:00 PM (NVYyb)
I thought the Japs were to blame for that.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 02:00 PM (37IEG)

335 Nood

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 02:00 PM (bDqIh)

336 Goose Step Mama

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2019 02:00 PM (aKsyK)

337 I want me one of those Pickelhaube helmets."

Only if I could prance around Madeline Kahn...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 23, 2019 02:00 PM (6qErC)

338 OT: Weld accused Trump of treason, wants death penalty. Never said shit about pallets of cash for Iran and that's the country that seems like a "hostile foreign power".

Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 02:01 PM (U7k5w)

339 I thought the Japs were to blame for that.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 02:00 PM (37IEG)

Those are spotted lantern flies.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2019 02:02 PM (AURKQ)

340 Longer story with great Mare Pete quotes about why he vetoed zoning for an anti-abortion center:

https://www.chicagotribune.com/ news/ct-south-bend-abortion-clinic-20190806-2glq5hlgyfejvbvhbk2dknhbme-story.html

Space before "news".

Posted by: leoncaruthers at September 23, 2019 02:02 PM (UfRqq)

341 >>Was he really that involved?

>>I think he was too busy working with Iran on the nuclear deal and building up their 'death to America' fund . . .

At the very least he had to know. People forget now but Ukraine was a big deal during the 2014 revolution which we largely helped fuel and install new leadership.

There's no way that the head of the State Department was unaware of what was going on in Ukraine.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 02:02 PM (ZLI7S)

342 Here's an article from June on the federal judge overruling the state and allowing a new abortion clinic in South Bend to operate without a license. (I had to insert a few spaces in the URL to make it post)

https://www.indystar.com/story/news/2019/06/01/ south-bend-abortion- provider-can-operate-without- license-federal-judge-rules/1316295001/

Posted by: zmdavid at September 23, 2019 02:03 PM (xqRaG)

343

We do make good beer.
Posted by: JackStraw


Beer is for trading. Whiskey (with the E) is for drinking.

One of the most fascinating things is that new genetic research has shown what is considered "western European" is really a couple of different migrations, a few of which rejoined together after digressions. The amount of "racial" distinctiveness of the first century era was never much real, and after 2000 years of invasions, migrations, and conquests, doesn't really exist at all. So it's primarily cultural, informed by a few distinct racial/genetic markers.

Posted by: imp at September 23, 2019 02:04 PM (w+Z9D)

344 I think of all the people in the world who might have had to adjust to their potential as a people for institutionalized evil, the Germans are the most likely candidate.

So, the "evil German" stereotype or the strict German stereotype, having played a role Nazism is no big thing.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 02:04 PM (DuZls)

345 Judges get to overrule state licensing requirements, you see:

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Here in Colorado, home of the Mile High City, there was a ruling that merely because possessing and selling grass is illegal pursuant to federal law doesn't mean that the feds can't regulate the hell out of them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 23, 2019 02:05 PM (+y/Ru)

346 Judges get to overrule state licensing requirements, you see:
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Because, "Democracy".

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 02:06 PM (DuZls)

347 Weld, another of Massachusett's finest.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 02:07 PM (37IEG)

348 Germans were, and always have been, bloody-minded. From the Battle of Teutoberg Forest onwards, and long before, Germans have an earned reputation for violence. The ethnic cleansing and eugenics of WWII was a weird digression into ideological killing, but was not much different from constant the raping and pillaging of Europe from the 1300s-1800s.

ALL of Europe - in fact, ALL of the world - were and always have been, bloody-minded. What were the Romans doing in the Teutoberg Forest? Taking a survey? The atrocities people in the Balkans perpetrated on each other are legend. The Brits didn't take over half of the world on a voice vote, and they dealt ruthlessly with insurrection (most notably, tying the ringleaders of the Sepoy Mutiny across the barrels of cannon that they then fired). The French were no day at the beach, either, and their enthusiasm for rounding up Jews during the Occupation astonished even the Nazis. The Spaniards and Portuguese were notoriously brutal in their colonies, and before that, not so nice at home either (remember the Inquisition). American Indians fought each other constantly and routinely tortured their captives. Japanese atrocities (rape of Nanking) were off the charts. The Chinese killed 20 million of their own people in the Taiping Rebellion. African tribes fought constantly and enslaved enemy tribes for sale to slave traders, while Aztecs ritually murdered many many thousands of captives.

I think you see my point.

For the record, I don't have a drop of German blood in me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 02:08 PM (GRbI+)

349

Yes, Jay, humanity is a violent primate species, which is why we don't know any Neanderthals or Denisovans (or the third mystery race that contributed to both of them). Germans used to take to the process with some enthusiasm unrivalled in Europe, and against others who were equally well equipped (unlike the colonial powers generally). As Rome did. That's why "Germany" was the heir to the Holy Roman Empire for most of the middle ages.

But I just found this, looking up Teutoberg. They actually found the site of the Battle, at Kalkreise hill. Even found an imperial mask.

http://www.bitsofhistory.com/info/articles/varus/varus.html

Varus was going to camp, and put down an uprising against Rome in the meantime. He had no clue it was part of a massive rebellion.

Posted by: imp at September 23, 2019 02:20 PM (w+Z9D)

350 Mom's side is German. Dad's side is Slavic. At family get together's it's Barbarossa all over again.
Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2019 01:36 PM (gmo/4)

My family is German, English, Swedish and Irish. We have a thousand years of European blood letting. Then for grins, my sister married an Iranian on the day of Carter's bungled hostage rescue mission. Made some cute nieces and nephews for the fam.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2019 02:23 PM (FTPn0)

351 Why married couples?

She's gonna tax everybody, and then destroy their 401ks by tanking the profitable companies that make up their stock portfolio.

Love that her true colors are shining through!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 01:57 PM (bDqIh)

Marriage gives a loyalty not answerable to the state. Destroying it is a high priority.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2019 02:25 PM (FTPn0)

352 Then, German immigration really picks up from 1850 - 1890, in response to Bismark consolidating control over all of the petty kingdoms and introducing things like mandatory conscription into the military.
...I am not sure which grandpa, or many greats, but a maternal ancestor deserted the Kaiser's army and stowed away to America on a coal ship.
Posted by: Downcast at September 23, 2019 01:55 PM (7l4n/)

The German migrations in the 1850s predate Bismark by a decade. There were revolts in 1848 by anti-royal and anti-government forces in many parts of Europe in that year, and those who fought and lost often moved to America as part of the migration and became influential in German immigrant communities. In the ACW and the years leading up to it, they tended to back the North as they didn't want the US crippled by the South winning, and many were anti slavery to some extent. Many of these immigrants had military experience from the wars of 1848 that produced good units, especially artillery.

My GG grandfather was one such and fought in a notable battery for the North.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2019 02:31 PM (FTPn0)

353

Those are BABIES,Man.


sorry wrong tense were and could have been,but some evil body did something evil.


Can we all go to Disney now?

Posted by: saf at September 23, 2019 03:05 PM (5IHGB)

354
Local interest story. Duh.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at September 23, 2019 03:08 PM (1hM1d)

355 .. the NEW "HYPOTHETICAL" OATH...

FIRST DO NO HARM then go for the whole enchilada.how liberating.how sad,how come,it's LEGAL!!!!

Posted by: saf at September 23, 2019 03:09 PM (5IHGB)

mm-hmmmm



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1 How much upper body weakness does she suffer from?

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (vkS2Z)

2 WTF, Texas?

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (Ez6QX)

3 And I liked it.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (w7KSn)

4 Ivy leaguer


lol as fuck.

Posted by: x at September 23, 2019 12:16 PM (nFwvY)

5

Salute the Martian flag!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2019 12:16 PM (aKsyK)

6 I'll take things that never happened for $1000, Alex.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 23, 2019 12:16 PM (zCpUM)

7 ...on Mars!

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 12:16 PM (VVjeB)

8 AR15 in 50 caliber?

Posted by: boynsea at September 23, 2019 12:16 PM (Fks5r)

9 It's amazing how these spuds have gotten so much power over our daily lives.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 23, 2019 12:16 PM (c1yAg)

10 But remember, they're the smart ones. They said so themselves.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 23, 2019 12:16 PM (RD7QR)

11 At some point, I begin to feel truly sorry for these dolts. Then I come to my senses when I realize they want to squash me with their power.

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 23, 2019 12:17 PM (vkS2Z)

12 Can we PLEASE get a Congressinal Black Caucus Scrabble Tournament going.


...for charity.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 12:17 PM (VVjeB)

13 Unutterably stupid woman. Imagine having to work for her, and having to pretend to take her seriously. ~ shudder ~

Posted by: gp at September 23, 2019 12:17 PM (mk9aG)

14 AR15 in 50 caliber?
Posted by: boynsea


.50 Beowolf.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2019 12:18 PM (VY2sw)

15 >>AR15 in 50 caliber?


Its useless without the Chainsaw Attachment and the thing that goes up.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 12:18 PM (VVjeB)

16 A friend sent me this clip yesterday. What a maroon this woman is.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2019 12:18 PM (dkvcO)

17 It's so heavy it would cause Guam to capsize if you brought one there.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at September 23, 2019 12:18 PM (2NtJa)

18 10 boxes of weight lifting equipment.

Posted by: BignJames at September 23, 2019 12:18 PM (X/Pw5)

19 Sheesh. Everyone knows it's 47 caliber because it's the American version of the AK-47.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 23, 2019 12:18 PM (wzVKm)

20 Fuck her.

I'm going to buy a .50 Beowulf AR upper right now.

And I don't even want to stock yet another caliber.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Buy ammo
at September 23, 2019 12:18 PM (bcbK8)

21 10 But remember, they're the smart ones. They said so themselves.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 23, 2019 12:16 PM (RD7QR)

And even gave each other awards for it at fancy parties! If that's not smart, what is?

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (PNBod)

22 .50 cal? Heavier than 10 boxes? This is either entirely made up by an idiot, or an actual account from an idiot who didn't know she was holding something else altogether. If this happened at all, what did she have? A Barrett? A BAR?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (I2dne)

23 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (9gDA7)

24 And AR's are not that heavy.

She ought to try humping a BAR.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (bcbK8)

25 all the press nodding their head *yep, yep*.

Do I dare question such intelligence.

Posted by: WisRich at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (G0vdT)

26 Pew pew pews are what they know. Nothing else.

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (bCLt0)

27 An AR-15 is 6-10lbs depending on what's on it.

SJL apparently thinks 0.6 - 1.0 lb boxes are heavy. I don't doubt she hasn't lifted anything heavier than a $5,000 clutch for years, so that tracks.

I won't even go into the .50 vs .223 size. Any random toddler can spot the difference.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (9t0Zz)

28 1 How much upper body weakness does she suffer from?

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM

****

And by upper body you mean from the shoulders up?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (axyOa)

29

Heavy, thick, long, black...

Posted by: REp Jackson Lee at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (UFLLM)

30 And then they reattached it to the A-10

Posted by: Buzzion at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (d7sWg)

31 Insanity/stupidity, fun and profitable when you swallow the entirety of the Party's talking points.

Unfortunate when spoken publicly by someone who's both.

Posted by: geoffb at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (zOpu5)

32 Well, when you're a blithering fucking idiot, these things happen.

C'mon Houston. Do better.

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (9gDA7)

33 You forgot to say "Yale graduate". Needs to be said

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (flINI)

34 She is stupider than the day is long.

Posted by: Gmac- I didn't do it but the Prince did at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (qZdIZ)

35

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (C7/us)

36 "I know somebody who took an AR-15 to Guam and tipped it over -- hand to Biden!" -- Rep. Hank Johnson

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (KMMOH)

37 How much upper body weakness does she suffer from?
Posted by: kathysaysso at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (vkS2Z)

It approaches infinity, once you get above her jaw.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (jEgzt)

38 23 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (9gDA7)

So, so close

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 23, 2019 12:20 PM (bcbK8)

39 It's amazing how these spuds have gotten so much power over our daily lives.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 23, 2019 12:16 PM (c1yAg)

What's more amazing is that people continue to let them stay in power.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 23, 2019 12:20 PM (2NtJa)

40

Sheila Jackson Lee (born January 12, 1950) is an American politician. She is currently the U.S. Representative for Texas's 18th congressional district, currently serving in her 13th term in the House, having served since 1995. The district includes most of central Houston.

Jackson Lee was born Sheila Jackson in Queens, New York. Her parents were both immigrants from Jamaica. She graduated from Jamaica High School in Queens. She earned a B.A. in political science from Yale University in 1972, followed by a J.D. from the University of Virginia School of Law in 1975

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2019 12:20 PM (aKsyK)

41 I don't know. I've moved boxes of quite different weight. I have a solid steel toolbox weighed down with tools.

I sometimes move that.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:20 PM (DuZls)

42 We are ruled by hysterical retards.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 12:20 PM (NWiLs)

43 SJL...bless her heart.

Posted by: Blake - used salesman salesman
at September 23, 2019 12:20 PM (qC1Sy)

44 Dammit.

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 23, 2019 12:20 PM (KMMOH)

45 I just want to remind everybody that Jackson Lee has a B.A. from Yale.
Where did you graduate from, plebs?

Posted by: PJ at September 23, 2019 12:20 PM (lEed2)

46 >>Heavy, thick, long, black...


*Starts Sweating Profusely*


We may need to rethink this Gun Control thing...

Posted by: Corey Booker at September 23, 2019 12:20 PM (VVjeB)

47 She was probably shown a Barrett and assumed it was an AR-15.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 23, 2019 12:20 PM (lQSMb)

48 An AR-15 is 6-10lbs depending on what's on it.

SJL apparently thinks 0.6 - 1.0 lb boxes are heavy. I don't doubt she hasn't lifted anything heavier than a $5,000 clutch for years, so that tracks.

I won't even go into the .50 vs .223 size. Any random toddler can spot the difference.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (9t0Zz)
++++++++++++
What car has a $5,000 clutch? And a clutch should be kinda heavy - not outrageously so, but you should need to feel it and mean it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 12:20 PM (I2dne)

49 That's about as close to the millikohn singularity as I have yet seen. Frightening.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 23, 2019 12:20 PM (xPJvm)

50 Makes as much sense as anything else this old retard says.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2019 12:20 PM (7OF+y)

51 A few of those AR-15s might be enough to make an island capsize and sink.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 23, 2019 12:20 PM (N4xQB)

52 One Hundred Caliber.

Posted by: klaftern at September 23, 2019 12:20 PM (RuIsu)

53 It's amazing that Rachel Genteal is now in congress.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2019 12:20 PM (KBY7Z)

54 If this happened at all, what did she have? A Barrett? A BAR?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM

Ma deuce with tripod, pintle, t&e and spare barrel. Duh...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM (dkvcO)

55 I recall my first experience with an AR 15. It stole 23 dollars from my wallet after it banged my sister.

Damn thing ate the last pop tart in the box on the way out the door.


Hated AR-15s ever since.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM (pUDQf)

56 Let the Burning Times commence.....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM (DUyNC)

57 14
AR15 in 50 caliber?

Posted by: boynsea





.50 Beowolf.


Okay. Did not know that.

Posted by: boynsea at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM (Fks5r)

58 I suppose Sheila Jackson Lee thinks that an AR-17 is heavier than an AR-15.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM (2NtJa)

59 She's a moron and not in a good way.

Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM (uLuPn)

60

I know she's functionally retarded, but really????

THIS is a person making laws for an entire, modern, technologically advance nation of 330+ million souls???

God help us all.

Posted by: imp at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM (w+Z9D)

61 I'm going to be the contrarian here and say that she's not as stupid as you might think. She thinks most of us are stupid however.

Posted by: Augustine at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM (BDZWU)

62 I'm guessing she's referring to the 5.56 round.

Further proving she's a brain free idiot that doesn't know shit about what she speaks.

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM (9gDA7)

63
SJL is fuckin' retard, and I doubt she has any clue what she's on about, but these rifles do definitely exist:

https://tinyurl.com/y53wjsom

I'm not a huge fan of exotic calibers for a few reasons, so I'm less interested in this than a more common type of rifle, but it is a thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM (AzW6q)

64 She has PTSD from just holding it.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM (DuZls)

65 And by upper body you mean from the shoulders up?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (axyOa)

********

If her melon wasn't attached to her thick neck it would simply float away

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM (flINI)

66 Educated but retarded, that's what I'm getting from SJL the SWJ

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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67 61 I'm going to be the contrarian here and say that she's not as stupid as you might think. She thinks most of us are stupid however.
Posted by: Augustine at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM (BDZWU)

Is she more stupid than we think?

Posted by: Someguy at September 23, 2019 12:22 PM (BiWEa)

68 The downside of "credentialism"...

we all get to see precisely what "Degree from an Ivy League University" can signify.

(answer: not much)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2019 12:22 PM (AURKQ)

69 How big are these boxes? Are they empty or full. If the latter, full of what? Forget about how ill-informed she is for a moment, her description doesn't actually describe. Apart form the .50 cal reference, which is specific and specifically wrong. There an almost inspirational level of incompetence at work here. How do you suppose she'd describe a canon if she happened across on in a state park or memorial?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 23, 2019 12:22 PM (/H5Dl)

70 Expecting people to know things they talk about is racist.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 23, 2019 12:22 PM (E+OcO)

71 42 We are ruled by hysterical retards.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 12:20 PM (NWiLs)
-----------

These idiots know their rule is incomplete until they disarm us.

Posted by: Blake - used salesman salesman
at September 23, 2019 12:22 PM (qC1Sy)

72 Sheila Jackson Lee has been in Congress since 1995. That's (let me see 2019 minus 1995, carry the 2) 24 years. So a 12-term Congressperson.

Yikes.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 12:22 PM (m45I2)

73 If her melon wasn't attached to her thick neck it would simply float away
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM

Peter Schiff holding on line 3.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2019 12:22 PM (KBY7Z)

74 The guy holding the mic boom... his face. LOL.

Posted by: Synova at September 23, 2019 12:23 PM (BD/yx)

75 Her hair is wrapped so tight it's killed what little intelligence she might have had.



She failed the Judgement at Nuremburg retard test.

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2019 12:23 PM (gmo/4)

76 55 I recall my first experience with an AR 15. It stole 23 dollars from my wallet after it banged my sister.

Damn thing ate the last pop tart in the box on the way out the door.


Hated AR-15s ever since.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM (pUDQf)

....the cute sister?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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77 Trying to think what I could use a .50 cal. AR for. Nope, nothing comes to mind. Plus I could not afford the ammo. Stick to my 5.56. Cheap ammo.

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 12:23 PM (bCLt0)

78 69 How big are these boxes? Are they empty or full. If the latter, full of what? Forget about how ill-informed she is for a moment, her description doesn't actually describe. Apart form the .50 cal reference, which is specific and specifically wrong. There an almost inspirational level of incompetence at work here. How do you suppose she'd describe a canon if she happened across on in a state park or memorial?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 23, 2019 12:22 PM (/H5Dl)

Cannons are AK-57's obviously. Or glocks.

Posted by: Someguy at September 23, 2019 12:23 PM (BiWEa)

79 It's about as heavy as 10 wardrobe boxes full of clothes on hangers.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:23 PM (DuZls)

80 Someone that stupid shouldn't be able to hold anything in .22LR.

Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2019 12:23 PM (Ciifn)

81 The downside of "credentialism"...

we all get to see precisely what "Degree from an Ivy League University" can signify.

(answer: not much)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2019 12:22 PM (AURKQ)
-----------------------------

The Scarecrow got more smarts from The Wizard of Oz than this dummy got from Yale.

Posted by: Boots at September 23, 2019 12:24 PM (oGBso)

82 We are being lorded over by fools.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 23, 2019 12:24 PM (YslsA)

83 It's as heavy as "10 boxes that you might be moving"?

10 boxes of Tic-Tacs?

10 shipping containers from Solid Gold Anvils, Inc.?

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2019 12:24 PM (Q3dyo)

84 Dear UVA, about the value of the JD you offer....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2019 12:24 PM (dkvcO)

85 A Barrett weighs about 30lbs and could be confused with an AR by someone who knows nothing about guns and is mentally challenged to begin with.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 23, 2019 12:24 PM (lQSMb)

86 46 >>Heavy, thick, long, black...


*Starts Sweating Profusely*


We may need to rethink this Gun Control thing...
Posted by: Corey Booker at September 23, 2019 12:20 PM (VVjeB)

This here, this is funny

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Buy ammo
at September 23, 2019 12:24 PM (bcbK8)

87 She was never shown shit. She never held shit.

She had a dumbass staff-ass shove a memo into her hand based on some crap they read on reddit or facebook, and then this drivel oozed out of her liehole.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2019 12:24 PM (AURKQ)

88 And everyone of the press in attendance agreed with her.

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2019 12:24 PM (gmo/4)

89 "It's as heavy as a box of rocks! I should know!"

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 23, 2019 12:24 PM (so+oy)

90 Then there was that time an AR-15 acted like it was going to stop and give me a ride as I was hitch-hiking. It waited until I got almost near the car then sped away.

Hated AR-17s ever since.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 12:24 PM (pUDQf)

91 She doesn't look like Sheila Jackson Lee. She doesn't sound like her either. Dumb enough, sure, but are we sure who this is?

Posted by: Synova at September 23, 2019 12:24 PM (BD/yx)

92 I think the .50 is her IQ not the calibre size!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 23, 2019 12:24 PM (Dh1wo)

93 Fitty Caliber

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 12:24 PM (m45I2)

94 She was going Rambo with an M-60. She represents a tough neighborhood.

Posted by: rammajamma at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (xceTB)

95
She failed the Judgement at Nuremburg retard test.
Posted by: Archer


Wascally wabbit!

Posted by: Monty Clift at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (aKsyK)

96 "It is as heavy as 10 boxes that you might be moving."


What an odd thing to use as a comparison.

Have you EVER used that standard to compare weights of anything?!

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (cF8AT)

97 Is she talking about the fully semi auto AR15? Cuz those weigh at least 75% more than the non-fully semi auto?

And if it has the thing that goes up, then it could easily add another 60 lbs.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (FiUMj)

98 Is she the female congress critter that stole a first class airline seat from a white female a few years back?

And she seems so nice.

Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (uLuPn)

99 As heavy as...what??? What kind of authentic frontier gibberish IS this?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (u//oP)

100 After I buy the .50 Beowulf upper, I'm going to take a good, hard look at the .88 Magnum.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (bcbK8)

101 Affirmative action plus gerrymandering delivers results

Posted by: brak at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (L4tHb)

102 That's retarded, sir.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (KBY7Z)

103 Oh wait... I was thinking of Maxine Waters... by bad.

Posted by: Synova at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (BD/yx)

104 AR15 in 50 caliber?
It's in the new Rambo flick. Or Downton Abbey. I've forgotten.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (Dh1wo)

105 Yale alumna. Chew on that

Posted by: G marks the spot at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (xSEJa)

106 I'm going to be the contrarian here and say that she's not as stupid as you might think. She thinks most of us are stupid however.

Posted by: Augustine at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM

****

You can tell from the way she is talking that its almost like your aunt explaining why fire is hot and we are too dumb to understand.
I'm not sure which is worse, her obvious stupidity, or her glaring condescension.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (axyOa)

107 When's the last time Sheila has picked up a moving box? My guess would be.....never.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 12:26 PM (FiUMj)

108 Truth doesn't matter. Not to these folks, at least.

Stupid statements given by the stupid, for the stupid, as long as the emotions are right.

Honk Honk

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 23, 2019 12:26 PM (z79tQ)

109 Zombie is slipping. Link isnt a horror.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2019 12:26 PM (7OF+y)

110 Have you EVER used that standard to compare weights of anything?!
Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (cF8AT)
---
I've used 10 things of indeterminate shape size and weight before.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:26 PM (DuZls)

111 Jackson-Lee would reside in an assisted living facility.

Cause this level of stupid represents a threat to the public, if unescorted.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2019 12:26 PM (cqNba)

112 Boxes of books or boxes of wigs?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 23, 2019 12:26 PM (t0Z53)

113 What an odd thing to use as a comparison.

Have you EVER used that standard to compare weights of anything?!
Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (cF8AT)
+++++++++++++
One of my favorites: "About as long as piece of rope."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 12:26 PM (I2dne)

114 109 Zombie is slipping. Link isnt a horror.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2019 12:26 PM (7OF+y)


Uh huh. Sure.

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 12:26 PM (bCLt0)

115 100 After I buy the .50 Beowulf upper, I'm going to take a good, hard look at the .88 Magnum.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (bcbK

Shoots right through schools.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (NWiLs)

116 109 Zombie is slipping. Link isnt a horror.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2019 12:26 PM (7OF+y)

Busty blonde again?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (bcbK8)

117 96 "It is as heavy as 10 boxes that you might be moving."


What an odd thing to use as a comparison.

Have you EVER used that standard to compare weights of anything?!
Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (cF8AT)
---------------

What's even more amusing: She thinks we buy into the idea she's touched, let alone moved, anything resembling a box in the last 30 or so years.

Posted by: Blake - used salesman salesman
at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (qC1Sy)

118 43,
When I saw "SJL" I read it as "Social Justice Lawyer" before realizing it was her initials.

Posted by: geoffb at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (zOpu5)

119 Did anyone ask her if if those are metric moving boxes or Imperial ones?

Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (Ciifn)

120 22 .50 cal? Heavier than 10 boxes? This is either entirely made up by an idiot, or an actual account from an idiot who didn't know she was holding something else altogether. If this happened at all, what did she have? A Barrett? A BAR?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (I2dne)


Ten boxes of makeup.

Posted by: Thomas Jeffersonian at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (9v1sv)

121 Trying to think what I could use a .50 cal. AR for. Nope, nothing comes to mind.

Feral hogs.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (qc+VF)

122 Remember, Arizona is nowhere near the Southern border.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (DuZls)

123 115 100 After I buy the .50 Beowulf upper, I'm going to take a good, hard look at the .88 Magnum.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 23, 2019 12:25 PM (bcbK

Shoots right through schools.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (NWiLs)

*high five*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (bcbK8)

124 Zombie is slipping. Link isnt a horror.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2019 12:26 PM (7OF+y)
++++++++++
This kind of behavior should be encouraged.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (I2dne)

125 By the way isn't her name Jackson-Lee kinda racist? I mean if we're going to rename schools and highways named Lee, shouldn't she be forced to rename herself?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (FiUMj)

126 77 Trying to think what I could use a .50 cal. AR for. Nope, nothing comes to mind. Plus I could not afford the ammo. Stick to my 5.56. Cheap ammo.
Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 12:23 PM (bCLt0)

...

Shooting out the engine block of a moving car?

Posted by: Sir Lancelot at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (yL25O)

127 She ought to try humping a BAR.
I've done that before!!!

Posted by: princess donkey-chompers at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (Dh1wo)

128 OT but I'm watching the clown show that is the House of Representatives on CSpan, and a hearing on FISA. My sincere condolences to RI morons in Providence/Newport represented by Rep. Cicilline.

And I really take exception to the Dem's tendency to say "thank you for your service" to career bureaucrats.

Posted by: vivi at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (11H2y)

129 Not clicking the link.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (DUyNC)

130 She meant box of doughnuts, she does know how heavy they are.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (KBY7Z)

131 When are the airlines going to start sending Lee a 1099 for the value of all those upgrades they give her to first class? I wish I owned UA stock, just to make a stink over the bumping of other customers to accommodate her.

Posted by: Ever at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (ZZDMQ)

132 I've used 10 things of indeterminate shape size and weight before.
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:26 PM (DuZls)
-------------

But, enough about my days of dealing hash...

Posted by: Blake - used salesman salesman
at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (qC1Sy)

133 One of my favorites: "About as long as piece of rope."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 12:26 PM (I2dne)

How tall are you in apples?

Posted by: Pug Mahon is Measuring Man at September 23, 2019 12:28 PM (xPJvm)

134 When I saw "SJL" I read it as "Social Justice Lawyer" before realizing it was her initials.

Posted by: geoffb at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (zOpu5)
---
It would be "liar" anyway.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:28 PM (DuZls)

135 Me, personally, I carry around an AC-130. Rat-a-tat-tat! AR-15s are for pussies.

Posted by: zombie at September 23, 2019 12:28 PM (Q3dyo)

136 I clicked the Zombie Nic once.


Once.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 12:28 PM (pUDQf)

137 127 She ought to try humping a BAR.
I've done that before!!!
Posted by: princess donkey-chompers at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (Dh1wo)

Overrated.

Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at September 23, 2019 12:28 PM (AURKQ)

138 121 Trying to think what I could use a .50 cal. AR for. Nope, nothing comes to mind.

Feral hogs.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (qc+VF)

Pork sausage.

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 12:28 PM (bCLt0)

139

OK, with my sincere and pained frustration out of the way, time for the making of fun.

Representation Sheila Jackass Retard should get some of Harry Reid's elastic exercise bands to knock some sense into her thick skull.

Posted by: imp at September 23, 2019 12:28 PM (w+Z9D)

140 Heavy, thick, long, black...

Does CLP come in flavors? I like strawberry...

Posted by: Rep Jackson Lee at September 23, 2019 12:28 PM (UFLLM)

141 309 I was born in a desert, raised in a lion's den.
Posted by: JackStraw

I suppose that's better than being born in a crossfire hurricane.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019


*
*

I was born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine. I picked up my shovel and I walked to the mine.

Besides, I was raised in the canebrake by an ol' momma lion. Ain't no high-toned woman make me walk the line, baby!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2019 12:28 PM (ClOmq)

142 AND WE'RE ALLOWING BIG MEN TO BUY PHASED PLASMA RIFLES WITHOUT A WAITING PERIOD!!!! REEEEEEE!!!

Posted by: Shelia's Hair at September 23, 2019 12:28 PM (gmo/4)

143 Shoots right through schools.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM

It goes through the victim...and through the wall...and through a tree outside..

Posted by: Danny Vermin at September 23, 2019 12:28 PM (dkvcO)

144 "About as long as piece of rope."


*******

As heavy as something that weighs a lot.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 12:28 PM (m45I2)

145


She's like the black Greta Thurnberg.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 23, 2019 12:28 PM (z8c2c)

146 If she doesn't know firearms, she has no business legislating them. At. All.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 23, 2019 12:29 PM (HaL55)

147 2 WTF, Texas?
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (Ez6QX)
does this tell you something

Residents with high school diploma (older than 25) 74.0% 29th 80.4% 85.4%
Residents with college degree (older than 25) 18.9% 25th 26.1% 28.2%

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 12:29 PM (JFO2v)

148 As rich as a person with lots of money.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 12:29 PM (m45I2)

149 Why you're as big as a box full of pillows!


Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 12:29 PM (pUDQf)

150 lucky for us, its easy to argue against this kind of ignorance. Someday a gun grabber that knows A LOT about guns will be a formidable opponent.

Posted by: Little Brian at September 23, 2019 12:29 PM (ZZEwZ)

151 I bet the answer would be magnificent if you asked her which was heavier. 10 pounds of bricks or 10 pounds of feathers.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2019 12:29 PM (KBY7Z)

152 121 Trying to think what I could use a .50 cal. AR for. Nope, nothing comes to mind.

Feral hogs.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (qc+VF)

Making big holes in things that need big holes in them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 23, 2019 12:29 PM (bcbK8)

153 2 seconds of search enginning, Crazy Aunt Sheila:

The average unloaded carbine AR-15 with a 16 in barrel with iron sights, stock and handguard weigh around 6.5 lb give or take a pound.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 12:29 PM (u//oP)

154 148 As rich as a person with lots of money.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 12:29 PM (m45I2)

Where do I sign up for that?

Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 12:29 PM (uLuPn)

155 8 AR15 in 50 caliber?
Posted by: boynsea at September 23, 2019 12:16 PM (Fks5r)


I've got one.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at September 23, 2019 12:29 PM (di1hb)

156 147 Do that again for her district

Posted by: rammajamma at September 23, 2019 12:29 PM (xceTB)

157 As heavy as something that weighs a lot.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 12:28 PM (m45I2)
---
As heavy as a box of water.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:29 PM (DuZls)

158 118 43,
When I saw "SJL" I read it as "Social Justice Lawyer" before realizing it was her initials.
Posted by: geoffb at September 23, 2019 12:27 PM (zOpu5)
-----------

That works too.

Posted by: Blake - used salesman salesman
at September 23, 2019 12:29 PM (qC1Sy)

159 New Zealand buyback:

>>>He recalled at one event having to take a gun off an 80-year-old who had been gifted it by his father 60 years ago. "He was almost in tears."

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3lhyo5u

Posted by: m at September 23, 2019 12:30 PM (vFhit)

160 In her defense, the British weigh things in Stones.

So, she's just trying to appear more European...or something.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 12:30 PM (VVjeB)

161 100 After I buy the .50 Beowulf upper, I'm going to take a good, hard look at the .88 Magnum.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


Sure ... if the special lady in your life needs a cute little gun.

I'm going with the 155mm carbine.

Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 23, 2019 12:30 PM (VDCWC)

162 10 boxes of tissue paper she's using to clean up leakage from her Depend's, maybe.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 12:30 PM (Kpl3J)

163 If I were a "newsman" for a day I'd ask, "So, Representative Jackson-Lee, which weighs more, in your opinion, 10 pounds of AR-15 bullets or 10 pounds of feathers?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 12:30 PM (axyOa)

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2019 12:30 PM (gmo/4)

165 Residents on the dole- 97.3%

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2019 12:30 PM (DUyNC)

166 53 It's amazing that Rachel Genteal is now in congress.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2019


*
*

That's retarded, sir.

Posted by: Rachel G. (or is it J.?) at September 23, 2019 12:30 PM (ClOmq)

167 Maybe she was just playin' the dozens:


"Yo' AR so heavy, when it sits around the house, it sits AROUND the house!"

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 12:30 PM (m45I2)

168 It's the chainsaw that makes it weigh so much.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 23, 2019 12:30 PM (BJKQV)

169 I walked 47 miles of barbed wire
Wore a cobra snake for a necktie

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 12:30 PM (u//oP)

170 Sadly, she'll be re-elected. She's an embarrassment to our state.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 23, 2019 12:30 PM (wiXsO)

171 THIS is a person making laws for an entire, modern, technologically advance nation of 330+ million souls???



God help us all.

Posted by: imp at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM (w+Z9D)

__________


"To be fair, she's just as much of a bought-off whore as most of the smarter critters in Congress and the Deep State -- but a hell of a lot cheaper. They're making the laws for me, not you. You're welcome." -- George Soros and his ilk

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 23, 2019 12:30 PM (grBJi)

172 lol. so, as documented here, Yale hasn't been shit for 50 years, but the grift is still working. impressive.

Posted by: x at September 23, 2019 12:30 PM (nFwvY)

173 She's positive! 10 boxes = 25,000 ballots

Posted by: B.S. in B.S. (UIC Alumni) at September 23, 2019 12:31 PM (Xj+Pj)

174 127 She ought to try humping a BAR.

It's not easy or enjoyable.

Posted by: Tom Arnold at September 23, 2019 12:31 PM (KBY7Z)

175 147 2 WTF, Texas?
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (Ez6QX)

___

It's not Texas. It's inner city Houston.

There are no blue and red states. There are blue cities and red counties. Her district is indistinguishable from Maxine Water's district in LA. Just like a rural district in TX is not any different (politically) than a rural district in Northern California.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 12:31 PM (FiUMj)

176 I can't even imagine firing a 50 cal from an AR 15 platform. Yikes

Posted by: rammajamma at September 23, 2019 12:31 PM (xceTB)

177 Jeez, Brad Wiegmann just told Rep Johnson from Louisiana he didn't understand a question about the Constitution.
...and Ted Lieu is trying to neutralize the points made by Republicans. Ecch. and he's still lying about Russiarussiarussia.

Posted by: vivi at September 23, 2019 12:31 PM (11H2y)

178 Give her enough time to mull it over, and she'll be claiming the rifle was as heavy as a piano.

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 23, 2019 12:31 PM (vkS2Z)

179 We could hope that November 2020 results in a lot of boxes she could be moving.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:31 PM (DuZls)

180 I heard a pig-ignorant statement with my own ears; I wish I hadn't. It is as stupid as 10 Sally Kohns that you might be trying to avoid while channel surfing. The "brain" that could form such statements, smaller than a fly's brain, this kind of stupidity needs to be licensed and does not need to be in the marketplace of ideas.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 23, 2019 12:31 PM (jYnPD)

181


Respiration Sheila Junkinthetrunk Loopy thinks that 1/4 of an inch equals a half inch.

That's why she thinks her man Elwyn has a 12 inch cock.

Posted by: imp at September 23, 2019 12:32 PM (w+Z9D)

182 1 How much upper body weakness does she suffer from?
Posted by: kathysaysso at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (vkS2Z)


Not as much as she suffers from mental weakness.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 12:32 PM (GRbI+)

183 She's a damned liar.

Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2019 12:32 PM (RU4sa)

184 2 WTF, Texas?
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (Ez6QX)

Lee is from a ghetto district, and her constituents are all ghetto rats. Although I'm sure she gets a lot of cash support kicked in from the cartels.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 12:32 PM (Kpl3J)

185 She had a dumbass staff-ass shove a memo into her hand based on some crap they read on reddit or facebook, and then this drivel oozed out of her liehole.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2019 12:24 PM (AURKQ)

Why does nobody present at these "wisdom-spewings" ever challenge the dumfucks? I mean, if I had been present at the event where SJL spewed this, I'd jump up and holler, "You stupid, ignorant, ***t!" Sure, I'd get thrown out, but her jackassery would not have gone unchallenged.

More people need to heckle the living shit out of these Leftards.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2019 12:32 PM (jEgzt)

186 Brainiac. Did she look down the barrel to make sure it was clear?

Posted by: wth at September 23, 2019 12:32 PM (v0R5T)

187 176
Not 50 bmg. Now where near the power.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2019 12:32 PM (7OF+y)

188 176 I can't even imagine firing a 50 cal from an AR 15 platform. Yikes
Posted by: rammajamma at September 23, 2019 12:31 PM (xceTB)

A strong buffer spring is like magic.

.50 Beowulf is not like .50 BMG.

heck, they make a custom .50 Glock, but it's just a beefier version of the .45 G21.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 23, 2019 12:32 PM (bcbK8)

189 Wow, 10 boxes you might be moving? Sounds pretty bad. Let's outlaw it. Or better yet, we should regulate to shoot 500 caliber ammo and thus make it weigh like 100 boxes you might be moving so that way no one person can carry it around anymore. Problem solved.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 23, 2019 12:32 PM (hdzef)

190 Repost from art thread

I sometimes wonder about the yardsticks some people use. "As big as ten soccer fields." "Twice as tall as the Statue of Liberty." Yardsticks many people can't relate to very well.

So I need some info. Are these, like, ten of the smallest moving boxes fresh from U-Haul with nothing in them? Or, say, ten of those huge closet boxes, but stuffed full with books?

I hate moving. Still gonna have to do it one more time.

One way or another.

Posted by: mindful webworker - phenomenally at September 23, 2019 12:33 PM (rTqAd)

191 It was a Japanese Hanyatti 9-shot automatic with an indicator registering full
and scotch tape over the barrel to protect the highly delicate
mechanism inside...

Posted by: Rep Jackson Lee at September 23, 2019 12:33 PM (UFLLM)

192 She's positive! 10 boxes = 25,000 ballots

Posted by: B.S. in B.S. (UIC Alumni) at September 23, 2019 12:31 PM


****


Ahhh...Democrat math.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 12:33 PM (axyOa)

193 Regionally syndicated talk/comedy hosts Walton (though now it's Webster) and Johnson live in Houston, near SheJac's district. They are always mentioning how dumb she sounds, including playing a clip where she is trying to bulldoze Corey Lewandowski into reading something into the record so it could be used to incriminate him, and/or Trump.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2019 12:33 PM (ClOmq)

194 good work if you can get it!

Sheila Jackson Lee's estimated net worth for 2015 is $3,547,506.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 12:33 PM (JFO2v)

195 176 I can't even imagine firing a 50 cal from an AR 15 platform. Yikes
Posted by: rammajamma at September 23, 2019 12:31 PM (xceTB)

...

It's not .50 BMG, but even still it can't be something you want to do all afternoon.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 23, 2019 12:33 PM (yL25O)

196 The average unloaded carbine AR-15 with a 16 in barrel with iron sights, stock and handguard weigh around 6.5 lb give or take a pound.

Posted by: Guy Smiley


--

that's about the same weight as ten boxes of meth, so I think we have an answer.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 23, 2019 12:33 PM (YslsA)

197 Lee is from a ghetto district, and her constituents are all ghetto rats. Although I'm sure she gets a lot of cash support kicked in from the cartels.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 12:32 PM (Kpl3J)
--------------

She probably gives away cash and prizes for voting.

And, why shouldn't she? Not like SJL will ever face any consequences.

Posted by: Blake - used salesman salesman
at September 23, 2019 12:33 PM (qC1Sy)

198 194 good work if you can get it!

Sheila Jackson Lee's estimated net worth for 2015 is $3,547,506.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 12:33 PM (JFO2v)

...

That's a lot of moving boxes.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 23, 2019 12:34 PM (yL25O)

199 How much upper body weakness does she suffer from?

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (vkS2Z)
---
10 boxes she might be moving worth.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:34 PM (DuZls)

200 Man, where can I get one of these 50 cal AR15s? They sound spectacular.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 23, 2019 12:34 PM (hku12)

201 In her defense, the chainsaw bayonet on the AR15 added 79 pounds.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 12:34 PM (pUDQf)

202 Pork sausage.

Well, I was thinking Beowulf, not BMG. A .50 BMG is good for shooting and grinning like an idiot. Once. Maybe twice. Then call it a day.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 23, 2019 12:34 PM (qc+VF)

203 >>OT but I'm watching the clown show that is the House of Representatives on CSpan, and a hearing on FISA. My sincere condolences to RI morons in Providence/Newport represented by Rep. Cicilline.

He's enormously stupid.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 12:34 PM (ZLI7S)

204 174 127 She ought to try humping a BAR.

It's not easy or enjoyable."

But I saw John Wayne pick up a Ma Deuce and shoot down a jap plane with it! Shooting from the hip!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 12:34 PM (Kpl3J)

205 An AR-15 with 50 cal?

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 23, 2019 12:34 PM (rP4OC)

206 195 I have a Diamondback AR10 platform in 308 and that's not even something I want to do all afternoon

Posted by: rammajamma at September 23, 2019 12:35 PM (xceTB)

207 Great comment "I drove a Lamborghini once, it travelled at 500mph and was fueled by the tears of baby seals. These kinds of cars should not be on the streets."

There's a riff meme there.

"I held a witch once. She weighed the same as a duck and ate only pudgy German children. These kinds of hedge-magic users should not be on the streets."

Posted by: Moron Pundit at September 23, 2019 12:35 PM (i16mG)

208 By the way, I've carried many more than 10 moving boxes in the past week. Probably the equivalent of an Abrams tank. I'd like one of those too, please.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 23, 2019 12:35 PM (hku12)

209 I don't know about an AR-15, but I've held an M-16. The first time I was handed one, as a kid who had never handled a rifle before that, I remember thinking how light it felt to me. I recall thinking I could kill someone with this but it feels almost like a toy. It was weird.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 23, 2019 12:35 PM (iAwUQ)

210 It's as lethal as a bullet you might be shot with.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:35 PM (DuZls)

211 The 1857 Enfield RML I used for a summer job as a reenactor weighed 14 pounds but, no, I don't look on myself as being some type of hero. Much anyway.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 23, 2019 12:36 PM (Dh1wo)

212 She's thick as a brick.

Posted by: Pug Mahon is Measuring Man at September 23, 2019 12:36 PM (xPJvm)

213 Stupid question, but how is any politician worth millions? I make more than a Congress critter and I'm barely worth a million.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 12:36 PM (pUDQf)

214 Do you mix your own oil/gas for your AR w/ chainsaw bayonet?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 12:36 PM (JFO2v)

215 "Brainiac. Did she look down the barrel to make sure it was clear?"

Maybe blow a puff of air down the barrel to make sure?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2019 12:36 PM (cqNba)

216 To think, people voted for this schmuck.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 23, 2019 12:36 PM (u6xw0)

217 .50 Beowulf =/= .50 BMG

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 12:36 PM (NWiLs)

218 -
--
I can't even imagine firing a 50 cal from an AR 15 platform. Yikes
Posted by: rammajamma at September 23, 2019 12:31 PM
-----------------------------------

Here you go:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5nz7dfk

Posted by: irright at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (aSKRB)

219 213 Stupid question, but how is any politician worth millions? I make more than a Congress critter and I'm barely worth a million.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 12:36 PM (pUDQf)

Amazon Peter Sweitzers (sp) books

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (JFO2v)

220 Lee is from a ghetto district, and her constituents are all ghetto rats. Although I'm sure she gets a lot of cash support kicked in from the cartels.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 12:32 PM (Kpl3J)


Too bad they didn't hook her up with some solid info on guns, because God knows they are familiar with their properties and use.

Now here's a disturbing thought: the ghetto rats may have elected because she's the brightest person in the district.

Ponder that one for awhile.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (GRbI+)

221 I have a Diamondback AR10 platform in 308 and that's not even something I want to do all afternoon
Posted by: rammajamma at September 23, 2019 12:35 PM (xceTB)


My M1A is an all-day shooter ... but a few lbs heavier.

Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (VDCWC)

222 And the bullet that is utilized, a .50 caliber,

Sounds like an "AR-50". Which, now that I think about it...

Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (EYsyU)

223 216 To think, people voted for this schmuck.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 23, 2019 12:36 PM (u6xw0)


Even some living ones!

Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (uLuPn)

224 Looks like someone picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (BJKQV)

225 She's thick as a brick.
Posted by: Pug Mahon is Measuring Man at September 23, 2019 12:36 PM (xPJvm)
---
And I'm hearing flutes.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (DuZls)

226 "Do you mix your own oil/gas for your AR w/ chainsaw bayonet?"

Pre-mix is old school.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (cqNba)

227 214 Do you mix your own oil/gas for your AR w/ chainsaw bayonet?
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 12:36 PM (JFO2v

No, no. It's powered by baby seal tears.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (pUDQf)

228 I'd like to get my hands on an AR-15 that fires a .50 cal...
Actually, now that I think about it maybe I wouldn't!

Posted by: Mattski at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (4Pkdw)

229 >>Stupid question, but how is any politician worth millions?


Insider Trading is legal for them and thier family members.


Also, the CBC is likely the most crooked batch of politicians that ever existed. They got ALL the reparations.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (VVjeB)

230 They used these guns in world war eleven!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (KZzsI)

231 yep, that right there is why I left Houston. Except my rep was Al Green. SW Houston was a great place to grow up.

Tom Delay created the district Al Green has. Al Green is the only rep it has ever had. As hard as it is to fathom he is actually as stupid as SJL.

I have the honor of ending his Town Hall meeting on Obamacare on 8/26/2009. I left with high fives all around as SEIU amped up the 'Yes We Can!" chants.

Posted by: DanMan at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (XTiHL)

232 Id like to know how someone with the IQ of a small potato gets to be worth over 3 million.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (7OF+y)

233 In her defense, the chainsaw bayonet on the AR15 added 79 pounds.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 12:34 PM (pUDQf)


What I don't like is the baby killer shovel attachment. Switching between the chain saw and the shovel is more cumbersome than it should be.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (hku12)

234 Stupid question, but how is any politician worth millions? I make more than a Congress critter and I'm barely worth a million.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 12:36 PM


****

You can keep a lot of those "donations" to the re-elect...insert name here...campaign.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (axyOa)

235 My grandson's AR doubles as a one wheel.
Look Ma, no hands!

Posted by: Quilp at September 23, 2019 12:38 PM (Bf3hj)

236 Thought y'all were funning with Lloyd with Beowulf and his book.
No!
Poor Sheila, there is a .50 Beowulf.
Wow.

Wonder if it kicks?

Posted by: Thomas Jeffersonian at September 23, 2019 12:38 PM (9v1sv)

237 "I ate a Twinkie once. It had 17,000 calories and gave me the diabeetes. These kinds of snack foods need to be licensed and do not need to be out on the shelves."

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 12:38 PM (m45I2)

238 how is any politician worth millions? I make more than a Congress critter and I'm barely worth a million.

Posted by: AlaBAMA


--

There are two reasons to get into government, bribes and power over people, and a few people don't go into it for having power over people.

From experience, I can tell you that everyone over the level of dog catcher is taking bribes, and even some of the dog catchers expect them.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 23, 2019 12:38 PM (YslsA)

239 all right, meeting's almost over.

See folks at lunch, if possible.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 23, 2019 12:38 PM (bcbK8)

240 >>To think, people voted for this schmuck.


In their defense, they are dead.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 12:38 PM (VVjeB)

241 10 boxes of what --- your dildos?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 12:38 PM (bDqIh)

242 213 Stupid question, but how is any politician worth millions? I make more than a Congress critter and I'm barely worth a million.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 12:36 PM (pUDQf)

Graft. Skimming. Insider trading. Diverting government contracts to their spouses and other family members. Money laundering through foundations.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 12:38 PM (NWiLs)

243 Everyone knows it's called the AR-15 because it's marketed to 15-year-olds. What 15-year-olds do you know can pick up 10 moving boxes? Use your head!

Posted by: JSchuler at September 23, 2019 12:38 PM (ySdHR)

244
Back when Rap-A-Lot Records (out of Houston) needed a pet congressman to cover for their real business (drug dealing), they ended up buying Maxine Waters, who intervened to close the DEA investigation into their activities.

I always wondered why they just didn't buy local and pay off SJL... I think the answer might be "too stupid, even by comparison to Waters." It's certainly not "too honest and upright for bribery."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 12:39 PM (AzW6q)

245 229
>>Stupid question, but how is any politician worth millions?





Insider Trading is legal for them and thier family members.





Also, the CBC is likely the most crooked batch of politicians that ever existed. They got ALL the reparations.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (VVjeB)

It doesn't matter how smart you are. You just have to have access to power. The bribery money to use that power to a certain end comes with the job.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 23, 2019 12:39 PM (iAwUQ)

246 240
Yeah. Brain dead.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2019 12:39 PM (7OF+y)

247 10 boxes of what --- your dildos?
======

*vomits*

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 23, 2019 12:40 PM (rhPWV)

248 241 10 boxes of what --- your dildos?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 12:38 PM (bDqIh)

yep that is vomit in the back of my mouth

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 12:40 PM (JFO2v)

249 Id like to know how someone with the IQ of a small potato gets to be worth over 3 million.

"Its the easy!"
--Everyone in acting

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 12:40 PM (KZzsI)

250 If what she says is true...

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at September 23, 2019 12:40 PM (kfcYC)

251 You can't fix stupid

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 23, 2019 12:40 PM (xznYk)

252 Let's fisk this statement a little further, beyond the weight and the caliber.

...these kinds of bullets need to be licensed and do not need to be on the street...

Which is it? Licensed, or banned?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 12:40 PM (m45I2)

253 >> "I ate a Twinkie once. It had 17,000 calories and gave me the diabeetes. These kinds of snack foods need to be licensed and do not need to be out on the shelves."



Probably need to license the pot that triggered the muchies twinkie binge, too, eh?
Oh, wait...

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 12:40 PM (bDqIh)

254 247 10 boxes of what --- your dildos?

105mm easily.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 12:40 PM (NWiLs)

255 Not stupid... lying.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 23, 2019 12:40 PM (Dh1wo)

256 silly woman, of course the 50 cal is heavy, that's why it goes on the turret on the pickup. ... or on the jeep ... remember the show "Rat Patrol" ... what caliber did they use?

Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2019 12:41 PM (Cus5s)

257 I can't even imagine firing a 50 cal from an AR 15 platform. Yikes
Posted by: rammajamma at September 23, 2019 12:31 PM
-----------------------------------

Here you go:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5nz7dfk

Posted by: irright at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM (aSKRB)


But of course. We should have known. There's no end to the ingenuity of gun enthusiasts. Seems like a bad Frankenstein mix to me, but hell, I don't know.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 23, 2019 12:41 PM (hku12)

258 I have this hair coiled on my head.
I wish I hadn't.
It weighs about a hundred pounds, and it's pressing what little brain I have out my ears.
This kind of hairdo should be outlawed.

Posted by: Stupid Jackson Lee at September 23, 2019 12:41 PM (37IEG)

259 Not stupid... lying.

Embrace the "and."

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 23, 2019 12:41 PM (qc+VF)

260 Here you go:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5nz7dfk


Ooh, a 29" barrel. Man, that's gotta hurt.

Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2019 12:41 PM (IMdOQ)

261 Id like to know how someone with the IQ of a small potato gets to be worth over 3 million.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2019 12:37 PM


Er...uh...it cahn be done. *hic*

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at September 23, 2019 12:42 PM (ejd/p)

262 My M-14 weighed around 9 pounds, if I'm remembering correctly.

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2019 12:42 PM (gmo/4)

263 Honestly she doesn't really bother me so much. I've known people like that before. What bothers me is that people keep voting her into power. The idiots and loudmouths I've known are just that, nobody would hand them any power. But her voters do. Over and over and over.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 12:42 PM (KZzsI)

264 Has anyone developed a 20mm AR-15 platform yet?

Asking for me. Cause I want.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 12:43 PM (pUDQf)

265 Id like to know how someone with the IQ of a small potato gets to be worth over 3 million.
---------------------
"Its the easy!"
--Everyone in acting
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 12:40 PM (KZzsI)


Yeah, I was gonna sock an actor, with the tag line "actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience," but I couldn't narrow the choices down. Because yeah, everybody.

All you have to do is be good on your knees.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 23, 2019 12:43 PM (hku12)

266 Now about that academic achievement gap ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 12:43 PM (GRbI+)

267 Which is it? Licensed, or banned?

There's a difference?

Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2019 12:43 PM (IMdOQ)

268 242 213 Stupid question, but how is any politician worth millions? I make more than a Congress critter and I'm barely worth a million.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 12:36 PM (pUDQf)

Graft. Skimming. Insider trading. Diverting government contracts to their spouses and other family members. Money laundering through foundations.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 12:38 PM (NWiLs)
---------------------


Also, the legal perks.
Office, staff, travel, security, cheap insurance etc.

Posted by: Thomas Jeffersonian at September 23, 2019 12:43 PM (9v1sv)

269 Thank you Shelia for helping to lower Texas to the corrupt and stupid standard set by politicians from New York, California and Massachusetts.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 12:43 PM (37IEG)

270

Still kinda surprised Regurgitation Sherpa Junker Loo didn't call it a "Glock fautty" and say she was the only person in the room qualified to hold it.

Posted by: imp at September 23, 2019 12:43 PM (w+Z9D)

271 247 10 boxes of what --- your dildos?
======

*vomits*
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 23, 2019 12:40 PM (rhPWV)

248 241 10 boxes of what --- your dildos?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 12:38 PM (bDqIh)

yep that is vomit in the back of my mouth
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 12:40 PM


The Hordemind is a frightening thing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2019 12:43 PM (ejd/p)

272 >>Honestly she doesn't really bother me so much. I've known people like that before. What bothers me is that people keep voting her into power. The idiots and loudmouths I've known are just that, nobody would hand them any power. But her voters do. Over and over and over.


She is a terror in the Hill.
"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 12:44 PM (bDqIh)

273 Makes me wonder how scrawny, teenaged White Supremacists are able to get one of those heavy, heavy AR-15 weapons into schools and other gun-free places unnoticed, and slew it around fast enough to shoot a lot of people within a few minutes. Must be the high-capacity anti-gravity magazines sold under the table at gun shows. Only sold to White Supremacists who have a KKK membership card, or course.

Posted by: Gref at September 23, 2019 12:44 PM (AMIL/)

274 188 176 I can't even imagine firing a 50 cal from an AR 15 platform. Yikes
Posted by: rammajamma at September 23, 2019 12:31 PM (xceTB)

A strong buffer spring is like magic.

.50 Beowulf is not like .50 BMG.

heck, they make a custom .50 Glock, but it's just a beefier version of the .45 G21.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 23, 2019 12:32 PM (bcbK


For your 50 Beo, you'll want to get a muzzle brake if your upper isn't coming with one.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at September 23, 2019 12:44 PM (di1hb)

275 "I read a book once. It was called Dreams From My Father and it made my IQ drop, like, 30 points? These kinds of books do not need to be on the shelves."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2019 12:44 PM (ClOmq)

276 Hot damn, I'm gonna get me an 105mm AR15 platforms!

With boxes that are too damn heavy for you to carry!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 12:44 PM (37IEG)

277 Stupid question, but how is any politician worth millions? I make more than a Congress critter and I'm barely worth a million.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 12:36 PM (pUDQf)

---
Beats me.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 23, 2019 12:45 PM (DuZls)

278 260
Here you go:



https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5nz7dfk



Ooh, a 29" barrel. Man, that's gotta hurt.

Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2019 12:41 PM (IMdOQ)

BATF calls that a receiver, for which a 4473 must be processed. So the number of these involved in crimes out on the street is likely exactly 0.0.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 23, 2019 12:45 PM (jYnPD)

279 I'd suggest she's as dumb as a bag of hammers, but that's an insult to bags of hammers.

What an absolute hot mess of stupid this woman is.

Posted by: DocJ at September 23, 2019 12:45 PM (77WPm)

280 I held an AR-15 in my hand, I wish I hadn't. It is as heavy as 10 boxes that you might be moving. And the bullet that is utilized, a .50 caliber...

You know, this reads exactly like one of you guys making up a good Joe Biden story.

Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2019 12:45 PM (IMdOQ)

281 They went and ruined my favorite diet soda.
Sunkist Diet Orange soda has been reformulated.

Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2019 12:45 PM (3aI0K)

282 The weight thing confuses me. Why even bring up a fictitious ridiculous weight? Even if it was true, what does that have to do with whether it ought to be banned or not?

I'm convinced these people take a fist full of drugs before they go out every morning.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 12:46 PM (KZzsI)

283 Honestly she doesn't really bother me so much. I've known people like that before. What bothers me is that people keep voting her into power. The idiots and loudmouths I've known are just that, nobody would hand them any power. But her voters do. Over and over and over.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 12:42 PM (KZzsI)


I know a guy, pretty bright and reasonable. Has family that is active in urban politics, but he's not. He kinda says it without saying it. The racket is fairly straightforward. The machine still does what machines do, and the person in elected office is not really the one with the power.

I'm pretty sure the voters know that too. They vote for the machine.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 23, 2019 12:46 PM (hku12)

284 263 Honestly she doesn't really bother me so much. I've known people like that before. What bothers me is that people keep voting her into power. The idiots and loudmouths I've known are just that, nobody would hand them any power. But her voters do. Over and over and over.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 12:42 PM (KZzsI)


District demographics.
Same with green and would bet same with AOC.

Posted by: Thomas Jeffersonian at September 23, 2019 12:46 PM (9v1sv)

285 242 213 Stupid question, but how is any politician worth millions? I make more than a Congress critter and I'm barely worth a million.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 12:36 PM (pUDQf)

here is Dallas we have Eddie Bernice Johnson, whose blind trust controls the concessions contracts at Love Field Airport. don't ask how everyone knows what her blind trust holds. that would be racist.

Posted by: x at September 23, 2019 12:46 PM (nFwvY)

286 Stupid question, but how is any politician worth millions?


********


Brown bagging it and not getting the $6 latté every day.... and the bribes...


...but mostly the brown-bagging it.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 12:46 PM (m45I2)

287 So does her AR15 come with that cute little wheeled Sokolov mount and gun shield?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 12:46 PM (37IEG)

288 275 "I read a book once. It was called Dreams From My Father and it made my IQ drop, like, 30 points? These kinds of books do not need to be on the shelves."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2019 12:44 PM (ClOmq)


You're probably the only person who actually read it.

Remember when the MSM had the collective vapors about the claim that Obama ate a dog? A savage canard, they called it. Until it was pointed out that that claim appeared in "Obama's" poxy book, probably even to his own surprise.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 12:46 PM (GRbI+)

289 And she just had to use the word "utilize" which is the hallmark of someone who is trying to sound smart but definitely isn't.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 12:47 PM (KZzsI)

290 286 Stupid question, but how is any politician worth millions?


********


Brown bagging it and not getting the $6 latté every day.... and the bribes...


...but mostly the brown-bagging it.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 12:46 PM (m45I2)

The brown bags have cash in them.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 12:47 PM (NWiLs)

291 I held an electromagnetic railgun in my hands once. It weighed as much as all of Frederica Wilson's little cowgirl hats combined and brought to bear more firepower than Voltron and other giant fictional robots. No one should be able to get one of these without a license.

Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee at September 23, 2019 12:47 PM (/H5Dl)

292 243
Everyone knows it's called the AR-15 because it's marketed to
15-year-olds. What 15-year-olds do you know can pick up 10 moving boxes?
Use your head!

Posted by: JSchuler at September 23, 2019 12:38 PM (ySdHR)


No, it's an AR-15 because it weighs as much as 15 moving boxes. SJL is low,

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 23, 2019 12:47 PM (CQ3Qb)

293 She she knows zero shame, this statement will not cause her any problems.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 12:48 PM (37IEG)

294 If somebody shows up at Walmart with a 50 caliber gun, there won't be any survivors.

Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2019 12:48 PM (3aI0K)

295 District demographics.

But its not like they couldn't find some other black person who isn't a continual humiliation to vote for. I mean seriously, you're choosing possibly the worst person alive for the job and then doing it again. On person. Why??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 12:48 PM (KZzsI)

296 Many Zombie pics are gross and disturbing. However, Z is granted complete absolution for the pic of the chick in the MAGA hat. Forever.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at September 23, 2019 12:48 PM (hKi6n)

297 286 Stupid question, but how is any politician worth millions?
-------

Easy, insider trading not illegal for Congress criters.

Posted by: WisRich at September 23, 2019 12:48 PM (G0vdT)

298 262
My M-14 weighed around 9 pounds, if I'm remembering correctly.


Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2019 12:42 PM (gmo/4)

So I googled and the M16 weighs around 10 pounds total, with a full magazine. Not really heavy at all. But I don't know much about firearms and don't know what a "heavy" weight for a rifle is. I don't know what an AR15 weighs but the internet tells me it's lighter, around 7 pounds fully loaded.In my MAPS unit they gave us something I think was called a GAL 5 (?) (I'm saying that phonetically because I don't konw the name). Which I was told was really just an M16 with a shorter stock and/or barrel. It was even lighter than the M16 and was easier to sling around my body while I loaded planes.
Neither one is ten moving boxes heavy. For pete's sake, lady, exaggerate much?

Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 23, 2019 12:49 PM (iAwUQ)

299 Best and Brightest

Posted by: I mean seriously, the universe is trolling us at September 23, 2019 12:49 PM (RZ2zz)

300 I'd rather have a AR-10 (30 caliber)

Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2019 12:49 PM (3aI0K)

301 Z is granted complete absolution for the pic of the chick in the MAGA hat. Forever.
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at September 23, 2019 12:48 PM


You know the rules...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2019 12:49 PM (ejd/p)

302 Fine. Start searching and collecting them in the projects and any Section 8 housing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Far Cry 5 ignores Montana's history of fascism and its victims: alt-wrong [ at September 23, 2019 12:49 PM (gvYj7)

303 While tempting to brand this broad a moron; consider she is getting rich off of our money.

The moron is Us.

Posted by: nip at September 23, 2019 12:49 PM (Izot6)

304 >>>Brown bagging it and not getting the $6 latté every day.... and the bribes...

...but mostly the brown-bagging it.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 12:46 PM (m45I2)
================


So, they are bag men for the PTBs.

Posted by: Thomas Jeffersonian at September 23, 2019 12:49 PM (9v1sv)

305 294
If somebody shows up at Walmart with a 50 caliber gun, there won't be any survivors.

Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2019 12:48 PM (3aI0K)
You don't have to GO to Walmart with a .50
You can sit a mile a way and just cut almost everything down that blocks your line of sight.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 12:49 PM (37IEG)

306 BATF calls that a receiver

Uppers aren't "the receiver". The lower is the thing that gets recorded.

Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (jyVW0)

307

I shot a fitty calibrator alla way tru a WallyMart once, just ta whack that uppity beatch what be chitten on me!

Posted by: Big Dummy at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (UFLLM)

308 So I was in WalMart and could not decide of the Maw Duce or the .59 Cal Ar-Eleventy9. SO I got both!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (JFO2v)

309 Well, that's nothing. She should try picking up the Glock Wesson automatic machine gun. *hic*

Posted by: Wine Moms at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (vtcmf)

310 But its not like they couldn't find some other black person who isn't a continual humiliation to vote for. I mean seriously, you're choosing possibly the worst person alive for the job and then doing it again. On person. Why??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 12:48 PM (KZzsI)


Because to get there you have to win the primary against her and The Machine that put her there in the first place isn't interested in having to train some new-hire (and to make sure they're "on board" for whatever The Machine wants them to do in the first place) when they already have someone who does what they say and doesn't say jack about it because the check clears every 2-weeks.

Posted by: DocJ at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (77WPm)

311 291
I held an electromagnetic railgun in my hands once. It weighed as much
as all of Frederica Wilson's little cowgirl hats combined and brought to
bear more firepower than Voltron and other giant fictional robots. No
one should be able to get one of these without a license.

Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee at September 23, 2019 12:47 PM (/H5Dl)

Sweet! I play Fallout too! :-)

Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (iAwUQ)

312 TGP ask what happened to Drudge and Coulter

Both living in NYC might have sumptin to do with it

and both are gay men

i dunno

Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (AQBtr)

313 I suspect that if the DOJ spent one day and $50 investigating Lee they could secure an indictment for gross corruption.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (7OF+y)

314 .50 Beowolf.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2019 12:18 PM (VY2sw)

looks 456 socom, whew she wasn't talking about me

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (5l6gb)

315 "So I googled and the M16 weighs around 10 pounds total, with a full magazine."

I used to own a Desert Eagle in .44 Mag. It weighed close to 10lbs loaded. Stupid, stupid pistol.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (CQ3Qb)

316
But its not like they couldn't find some other black person who isn't a continual humiliation to vote for. I mean seriously, you're choosing possibly the worst person alive for the job and then doing it again. On person. Why??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 12:48 PM (KZzsI)

-------

AOC ain't the only Puerto Rican in her district either. Just the dumbest one. But as long as the Dems don't district her out, she'll get re-elected. Incumbency, name recognition, access and kickbacks are powerful in politics.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (AzW6q)

317 Bicentennialguy #247:
...*vomits*

rhennigantx #248:
yep that is vomit in the back of my mouth

So, besides Horde Mind simultaneity, we now have Horde Body revulsion coincidence!

Posted by: mindful webworker - observantly at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (rTqAd)

318 What does the weight of a firearm have to do with anything?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (t0Z53)

319 And yet, somehow, she is one of the Legislators who make the laws for the most powerful Nation in History.

WTF?

Posted by: Don Q at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (NgKpN)

320 306
BATF calls that a receiver



Uppers aren't "the receiver". The lower is the thing that gets recorded.

Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (jyVW0)

Check the link. They call this a receiver.

Posted by: SJL at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (jYnPD)

321 Greta Thunberg at U.N.: "You are still not mature enough to tell it like it is. You are failing us. Young people are starting to understand your betrayal. The eyes of all future generations are upon you."
---
A teenager calling grown-ups "not mature enough".

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (DuZls)

322 Remember when the MSM had the collective vapors about the claim that Obama ate a dog? A savage canard, they called it. Until it was pointed out that that claim appeared in "Obama's" poxy book, probably even to his own surprise.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019


*
*

The whole business cemented the notion for me that BHO was not an American. Nobody who understood how Americans love their pets would ever have permitted that to go into a book about himself if he intended politics as a career. And if you say, "Well, he never actually read it," which is probable, I point out that he *had* to read it -- out loud, for the audiobook.

But he let it go. Clueless.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (ClOmq)

323 286 Stupid question, but how is any politician worth millions?


********


Brown bagging it and not getting the $6 latte every day.... and the bribes...


...but mostly the brown-bagging it.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 12:46 PM (m45I2)

The brown bags have cash in them.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 12:47 PM (NWiLs)
.........

Nuh-uh. That's laundry.
Excuse me while I put these on my yacht.

Posted by: John Kerry at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (v0R5T)

324 With tripod, the M2 .50 caliber weighs 185 pounds.

Posted by: Gunner at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (sj6zW)

325

Now here's a disturbing thought: the ghetto rats may have elected because she's the brightest person in the district.

Ponder that one for awhile.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


He husband is the smart one. If he was tagging that in Yale, he probably helped her pass her classes. Also, what professor in 1972 is going to fail one of Yale's first black female students?

Posted by: imp at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (w+Z9D)

326 Wait until the Congresswoman gets her hands on a phased plasma rifle in a 40 watt range.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (hKi6n)

327 I'm convinced these people take a fist full of drugs before they go out every morning.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 12:46 PM (KZzsI)

---

I've thought that for awhile now.

Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (RU4sa)

328 .50 BMG upper for AR-15:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5bz77nu

Single shot, uses AR-15 lower only as a fire-control and buttstock component. I've always wanted one of these as a poor-man's Barrett, but can't justify the expense for this particular toy.

Posted by: Gref at September 23, 2019 12:52 PM (AMIL/)

329 What does the weight of a firearm have to do with anything?
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (t0Z53)
---
It's part of PTSD that you remember evocative sensations.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:52 PM (DuZls)

330
The moron is Us.

Posted by: nip at September 23, 2019 12:49 PM (Izot6)
No, the morons is her, and Houston.
Now remember, she's a YALE LAW GRADUATE!

Are you impressed by Ivy League law degrees yet?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 12:52 PM (37IEG)

331 But its not like they couldn't find some other black person who isn't a continual humiliation to vote for. I mean seriously, you're choosing possibly the worst person alive for the job and then doing it again. On person. Why??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 12:48 PM (KZzsI)


Don't overthink it. The person in office is doing their job. If you're expecting their job to be to make policy decisions, and to be smart enough to understand what those decisions are for, then you're not really clear on what the actual job of an elected official is.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 23, 2019 12:52 PM (hku12)

332 Well, Farcebook banned Larry Correia again... https://tinyurl.com/yxgqu8lx

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 23, 2019 12:52 PM (ABuva)

333 297 286 Stupid question, but how is any politician worth millions?


we had a councilman who was almost indigent and at the same time won the contract for supplying chlorine to Dallas Water.

they steal at every level so any call for increased spending is a call for more stealing.

Posted by: x at September 23, 2019 12:52 PM (nFwvY)

334 ...but mostly the brown-bagging it.

The freezer is nice place to keep all those brown bags.

Posted by: Jefferson from Louisiana at September 23, 2019 12:52 PM (xSo9G)

335 Normally I'd default toward giving someone the benefit of the doubt here and assume she was shown a Barrett. I've held one. I've shot one. The damned thing looks like it came off of an X-Wing fighter.

But then I see who is talking and the default shifts to "she is making the entire damn thing up. She never held anything. Even if she did, it was probably an Airsoft and the intern who brought it in told her the real rifle was really heavy."

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at September 23, 2019 12:52 PM (C+We0)

336 324 With tripod, the M2 .50 caliber weighs 185 pounds.
Posted by: Gunner at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (sj6zW)

See I know it would be easy for John Wayne to pick that up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 12:53 PM (Kpl3J)

337 326
Wait until the Congresswoman gets her hands on a phased plasma rifle in a 40 watt range.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (hKi6n)
Let her try out the BFG 9000.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 12:53 PM (37IEG)

338 328
.50 BMG upper for AR-15:



https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5bz77nu



Single shot, uses AR-15 lower only as a fire-control and buttstock
component. I've always wanted one of these as a poor-man's Barrett, but
can't justify the expense for this particular toy.

Posted by: Gref at September 23, 2019 12:52 PM (AMIL/)

And the BATF also requires FFL for THAT purchase, too.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 23, 2019 12:53 PM (jYnPD)

339 DanMan, I will give Al Green this over SheJac: he understands that he has non-AA constituents. We have a picnic every summer for Houston area kids going to the service academies, and he shows up faithfully to wish them well and give the families a flag that's flown over the Capitol. When I told him I was a contractor in Afghanistan, he gave me his personal cell phone number to call if I ever ran into any trouble, and I think he meant it. It doesn't mean he's not an idiot, but he does at least understand that his district is more than the Fifth Ward.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 23, 2019 12:53 PM (HIDKl)

340 256 silly woman, of course the 50 cal is heavy, that's why it goes on the turret on the pickup. ... or on the jeep ... remember the show "Rat Patrol" ... what caliber did they use?
Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2019 12:41 PM (Cus5s)


M2 and M1919.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at September 23, 2019 12:53 PM (di1hb)

341 But its not like they couldn't find some other black person who isn't a continual humiliation to vote for. I mean seriously, you're choosing possibly the worst person alive for the job and then doing it again. On person. Why??

--

Hats. My money is on the hats.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Far Cry 5 ignores Montana's history of fascism and its victims: alt-wrong [ at September 23, 2019 12:53 PM (gvYj7)

342 So, the US government has now become the #1 Equal Opportunity Employer?

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell, partially because of the UAW at September 23, 2019 12:53 PM (gdfZ0)

343 AR15 -- Antifa Rifle, one "clip" can kill 15 antifa hammer attackers ... and with the chainsaw attachment, they will fit in ten moving boxes.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (Cus5s)

344 315
"So I googled and the M16 weighs around 10 pounds total, with a full magazine."

I used to own a Desert Eagle in .44 Mag. It weighed close to 10lbs loaded. Stupid, stupid pistol.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (CQ3Qb)

OK, even I know that's pretty heavy for a handgun. That thing is supposed to be a freaking cannon, though. At least according to the Jim Butcher novels I read.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (iAwUQ)

345 336
324 With tripod, the M2 .50 caliber weighs 185 pounds.

Posted by: Gunner at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (sj6zW)



See I know it would be easy for John Wayne to pick that up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 12:53 PM (Kpl3J)
that made my dad and his buddies laugh every time they saw it.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (37IEG)

346 Has anybody mentioned that Ms. Jackson Lee's ass weighs as much as ten shipping containers filled with lead bars?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (+y/Ru)

347 Greta Thunberg at U.N.: "You are still not mature enough to tell it like
it is. You are failing us. Young people are starting to understand your
betrayal. The eyes of all future generations are upon you."



I have to think that will be rather off-putting to regular people. I know my first reaction was something like "go fvck yourself, magic retard" but then again I'm guessing all the lemmings at the UN nodded in approval.

Posted by: DocJ at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (77WPm)

348 Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (DuZls)

She might believe that, but she doesn't write the stuff she says, and her chaperone or handler is an associate of George Soros.

Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (j0JAA)

349 #24 most self embarrassing self inflicted gunshot wound EVER

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (ABuva)

350
I imagine a BMG in an AR-15 upper would have an utterly ruthless recoil.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (AzW6q)

351 Brown bagging it and not getting the $6 latte every day.... and the bribes...





...but mostly the brown-bagging it.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 12:46 PM (m45I2)


Did someone say brown baggin?

Posted by: Shemp at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (ymnmz)

352 Greta Thunberg at U.N.: "You are still not mature enough to tell it like it is. You are failing us. Young people are starting to understand your betrayal. The eyes of all future generations are upon you."
---
A teenager calling grown-ups "not mature enough".
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (DuZls)


That little monster is a psychopath if ever I saw one.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (hku12)

353 Weapons grade stupid. Literally.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (KBY7Z)

354
That company... why the hell are they requiring an FFL of an AR pattern UPPER?????

Posted by: Big Dummy at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (UFLLM)

355 331 But its not like they couldn't find some other black person who isn't a continual humiliation to vote for. I mean seriously, you're choosing possibly the worst person alive for the job and then doing it again. On person. Why??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 12:48 PM (KZzsI)


you're assuming she's not the best person in her district.

Posted by: x at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (nFwvY)

356 I'm a pretentious little shit, aren't I?

Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at September 23, 2019 12:55 PM (vtcmf)

357 Don't overthink it. The person in office is doing their job

I don't care what their job is. I care about who the hell keeps thinking that this person is ideal to represent them. Maxine Waters, Fredericka Wilson, all these idiot women that keep getting voted back in no matter how stupid, crazy, and ridiculous they act. That reflects back on the voters. Who'd want to line up and vote for that, again and again? WHO??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 12:55 PM (KZzsI)

358 Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night

Posted by: Caliban (island monster) at September 23, 2019 12:55 PM (qEujL)

359 344
315

"So I googled and the M16 weighs around 10 pounds total, with a full magazine."

I used to own a Desert Eagle in .44 Mag. It weighed close to 10lbs loaded. Stupid, stupid pistol.




Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (CQ3Qb)

She's not used to carrying more than 1 1lb box of fudge at a time. So 10 is a big deal to her. Look at her - if you add 10lbs of extra weight she'd be classified as an MBT.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 12:55 PM (37IEG)

360 354

That company... why the hell are they requiring an FFL of an AR pattern UPPER?????


Posted by: Big Dummy at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (UFLLM)

First linked AR .50 BMG upper said BATF is requiring it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 23, 2019 12:55 PM (jYnPD)

361 344 315
"So I googled and the M16 weighs around 10 pounds total, with a full magazine."

I used to own a Desert Eagle in .44 Mag. It weighed close to 10lbs loaded. Stupid, stupid pistol.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (CQ3Qb)

OK, even I know that's pretty heavy for a handgun. That thing is supposed to be a freaking cannon, though. At least according to the Jim Butcher novels I read.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (iAwUQ)

==========

They were great in Max Payne.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 12:55 PM (q80AH)

362 356 I'm a pretentious little shit, aren't I?

You're on the spectrum.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 12:56 PM (u//oP)

363


Now remember, she's a YALE LAW GRADUATE!

Are you impressed by Ivy League law degrees yet?
Posted by: DamnedYankee


No, she graduated from Yale undergrad. Her law degree is from UVA Law

Posted by: imp at September 23, 2019 12:56 PM (w+Z9D)

364 The AR-15 in .50 BMG with 30 round High-Capacity Mag weighs 85 pounds. 100 less than the Ma Deuce on a tripod. Add 5 more pounds for the thing that goes up.

Posted by: DBCooper at September 23, 2019 12:56 PM (y1Mvi)

365 352 A teenager calling grown-ups "not mature enough".
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (DuZls)


That little monster is a psychopath if ever I saw one.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (hku12)

=======

Well, it is the UN.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 12:56 PM (q80AH)

366 I once held Long Dong Silver's member, though I wish I hadn't. It weighed about a baker's dozen of garden gnomes and spurted semen forth with the muzzle velocity of a fireman's hose. No one should be able to have a horsecock like that without registering as a mutant.

Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee at September 23, 2019 12:56 PM (/H5Dl)

367 Did someone say brown baggin?
Posted by: Shemp at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM


Back off, man...

Posted by: Bilbo Baggins at September 23, 2019 12:56 PM (ejd/p)

368 So, the US government has now become the #1 Equal Opportunity Employer?

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell, partially because of the UAW at September 23, 2019 2:53 PM (gdfZ0)
...........

What makes you say that?

Posted by: Barry Soetoro - AA, BFD at September 23, 2019 12:56 PM (v0R5T)

369 So, the US government has now become the #1 Equal Opportunity Employer?

--

I suspect it's been that way for a couple of decades now. Add in state and local government and I guarantee it.

Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if 13% of the population has 50-60% of government jobs here in the South.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Far Cry 5 ignores Montana's history of fascism and its victims: alt-wrong [ at September 23, 2019 12:56 PM (gvYj7)

370 ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

Posted by: Maximus, glad he ate her at September 23, 2019 12:56 PM (vcOmj)

371 SJL keeps getting reelected because of the power of incumbency.

Her office can likely get stuff done for people, like get mom's medicare straightened out and stuff.


Posted by: blaster at September 23, 2019 12:57 PM (9VeU0)

372 That little monster is a psychopath if ever I saw one.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (hku12)


She's reincarnated Malachi from Children Of The Corn.

Posted by: DocJ at September 23, 2019 12:57 PM (77WPm)

373 350
I imagine a BMG in an AR-15 upper would have an utterly ruthless recoil.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (AzW6q


Just put a front end coil from a 82 Honda in the stock.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 12:57 PM (pUDQf)

374 That little monster is a psychopath if ever I saw one.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (hku12)

---

*nods*

Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2019 12:57 PM (RU4sa)

375 Is Joe Biden's PR flack moonlighting for her.....?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at September 23, 2019 12:57 PM (C+We0)

376 that made my dad and his buddies laugh every time they saw it.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (37IEG)


Rambo raising out of the water with a .30 in each hand.

No.

Posted by: A Man With No Party at September 23, 2019 12:57 PM (VDCWC)

377 CRT, believe it or not, the guy she replaced was worse. Craig Washington had to decline to run for reelection because he was renting his Congressional office space in a building owned by his ex-wife, in lieu of paying maintenance (Texas doesn't have alimony).

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 23, 2019 12:57 PM (HIDKl)

378 >>Greta Thunberg at U.N.: "You are still not mature enough to tell it like it is. You are failing us. Young people are starting to understand your betrayal. The eyes of all future generations are upon you."




Keep talking, Greta!!
You are swaying many minds, LOL.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 12:57 PM (bDqIh)

379 371 SJL keeps getting reelected because of the power of incumbency.

Her office can likely get stuff done for people, like get mom's medicare straightened out and stuff.


Posted by: blaster at September 23, 2019 12:57 PM (9VeU0)

========

Preferred party + incumbency = forever job.

The question really is: has she ever been primaried?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 12:57 PM (q80AH)

380 Harrison Bergeron all of the .50 cal AR-15's !

Posted by: Hogg Boy at September 23, 2019 12:57 PM (LSEYK)

381 That company... why the hell are they requiring an FFL of an AR pattern UPPER?????


Posted by: Big Dummy at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (UFLLM)

So they can identify the shooter's remains when it blows up (if they can find the serial#)?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 23, 2019 12:57 PM (CQ3Qb)

382 "I held an aborted fetus in my hands once. Wish I hadn't. Weighed as much as any living baby you might give birth to. " -SJL

Posted by: Moron Pundit at September 23, 2019 12:58 PM (i16mG)

383 Maybe she's using Minecraft numbers?

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:58 PM (DuZls)

384 @JakeBGibson

The whistleblower did not have "first hand knowledge" of the July phone call between President Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, according to a source familiar with the complaint.

Multiple confirmations.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 12:58 PM (ZLI7S)

385 I used to own a Desert Eagle in .44 Mag. It weighed close to 10lbs loaded. Stupid, stupid pistol.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (CQ3Qb)

OK, even I know that's pretty heavy for a handgun. That thing is supposed to be a freaking cannon, though. At least according to the Jim Butcher novels I read.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (iAwUQ)


Yeah, no offense to anyone here who may own such a thing, but I always got the sense that the big honkin' hand cannons were owned by guys who were... eh, overcompensating.

Sorta like the big pickemup trucks... other than those who actually use the damned things for hauling, I mean.

So yeah, I own handguns that fit well into my hand, that are easy to carry, and have rounds that go where I want them to go.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 23, 2019 12:58 PM (hku12)

386 321 Greta Thunberg at U.N.: "You are still not mature enough to tell it like it is. You are failing us. Young people are starting to understand your betrayal. The eyes of all future generations are upon you."
---
A teenager calling grown-ups "not mature enough".
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (DuZls)

Uh, school started.

Is she Ditching?

Posted by: Don Q at September 23, 2019 12:58 PM (NgKpN)

387 Children of the Warming



Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 12:58 PM (u//oP)

388 It's part of PTSD that you remember evocative sensations.
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:52 PM (DuZls)

True. It's all about the feelz.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 23, 2019 12:58 PM (t0Z53)

389 The little environmental tool is just another Hogg. With the same influence. Zero.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2019 12:58 PM (7OF+y)

390 384 @JakeBGibson

The whistleblower did not have "first hand knowledge" of the July phone call between President Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, according to a source familiar with the complaint.

Multiple confirmations.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 12:58 PM (ZLI7S)

========

That's a Simpsons joke.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 12:58 PM (q80AH)

391 "And A Fucking Retard Shall Lead Them" --Leviticus 16:19

Posted by: Sharkman at September 23, 2019 12:58 PM (S6rpg)

392 Her husband is the smart one.

Posted by: imp at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (w+Z9D)


I'll ask the obvious question: why didn't he run then?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 12:58 PM (GRbI+)

393 Just put a front end coil from a 82 Honda in the stock.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 12:57 PM (pUDQf)

MacPherson Strut ftw

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 23, 2019 12:58 PM (5l6gb)

394 That reflects back on the voters. Who'd want to line up and vote for that, again and again? WHO??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


consider the possibility that it reflects back accurately on the voters and it starts making sense.

Posted by: x at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (nFwvY)

395 Turd Ward

Posted by: Thomas Jeffersonian at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (9v1sv)

396 Wolfus Aurelius #322:
...claim that Obama ate a dog... I point out that he *had* to read it -- out loud, for the audiobook.

And he read it in a dull monotone, no different on saying he ate dog than on eating snake or chicken.

What ever happened to Bo, anyway?

Posted by: mindful webworker - reflectively at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (rTqAd)

397 Greta Thunberg at U.N.: "You are still not mature enough to tell it like it is. You are failing us. Young people are starting to understand your betrayal. The eyes of all future generations are upon you."
---
A teenager calling grown-ups "not mature enough".
Posted by: Axeman


She's channeling Klatoo in the remake of "The Day the Earth Stood Still". The one with Keanu "fencepost" Reeves in all of his charisma.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (vcOmj)

398 319 And yet, somehow, she is one of the Legislators who make the laws for the most powerful Nation in History.

WTF?
Posted by: Don Q at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (NgKpN)

Don't just think of what that says about us. Think of the implications. If we've got idiots of her caliber and we're the best, God help all those other poor stupid countries.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (PNBod)

399 Gun owners are going to be a really big boost for Trump in 2020.

I know a lot of "not Republican" gun owners and the Democrats are getting their attention right now.

Posted by: Blago at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (sjTfF)

400 344 315
"So I googled and the M16 weighs around 10 pounds total, with a full magazine."

I used to own a Desert Eagle in .44 Mag. It weighed close to 10lbs loaded. Stupid, stupid pistol.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (CQ3Qb)

OK, even I know that's pretty heavy for a handgun. That thing is supposed to be a freaking cannon, though. At least according to the Jim Butcher novels I read.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (iAwUQ)

I've shot one before. It's not as bad as you might think. All the counterweight makes recoil fairly manageable, especially compared to a .44 magnum revolver.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (NWiLs)

401 Tomorrow belongs to me!

Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (vtcmf)

402 She might as well have told everyone "Here's my ass!!!
Take a good look!"

There isn't much more clueless stupid in a human than this shit.

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (XTsuu)

403 323: Why is Mike Lee trying to ram through more foreign tech workers? Must be personally benefitting. Is the wife collecting the cash or is it the kiddies?

Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (U7k5w)

404 >>Is Joe Biden's PR flack moonlighting for her.....?

Her handler is a ONE activist - ONE is the activist organization created by Bono with Bill Gates and Soros.

Don't forget Greta's mom is a bigtime activist - she apparently won WWF Activist of the Year in 2017 (that would be right before Greta started her Friday climate protests).

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (bDqIh)

405 Because to get there you have to win the primary against her and The Machine that put her there in the first place isn't interested in having to train some new-hire (and to make sure they're "on board" for whatever The Machine wants them to do in the first place) when they already have someone who does what they say and doesn't say jack about it because the check clears every 2-weeks.
Posted by: DocJ at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (77WPm)

Yep, I think you got it. Also, to beat someone like her, you would need someone to go door to door in her district and convince them all that they'll all get even MORE cash payouts from the government than they get already. That's all they want from a "Representative", someone to make sure plenty of cash keeps coming in, and to keep any pesky police from bothering any of the drug rackets that are running. That's Sheila Jackson Lee's job is, the rest is just window dressing.

The problem with Lee isn't that *she's* corrupt; the problem is that her entire district is corrupt.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (Kpl3J)

406 391 "And A Fucking Retard Shall Lead Them" --Leviticus 16:19
Posted by: Sharkman at September 23, 2019 12:58 PM (S6rpg)

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God forgive me, I can't stop laughing at this.

Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (RU4sa)

407 378
>>Greta Thunberg at U.N.: "You are still not mature enough to tell
it like it is. You are failing us. Young people are starting to
understand your betrayal. The eyes of all future generations are upon
you."









Keep talking, Greta!!

You are swaying many minds, LOL.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 12:57 PM (bDqIh)


Was she wearing her Antifa Lover's Association Shirt today? Or may she went with the Hammer and Sickle.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (ymnmz)

408 I used to own a Desert Eagle in .44 Mag. It weighed close to 10lbs loaded. Stupid, stupid pistol.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 23, 2019 12:50 PM (CQ3Qb)

OK, even I know that's pretty heavy for a handgun. That thing is supposed to be a freaking cannon, though. At least according to the Jim Butcher novels I read.
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If it didn't weigh that much, then, after firing it the recoil would fling you up into the air like you were holding on to Mjolnar.

Posted by: physics of comical stuff at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (Tvh4s)

409 >>I used to own a Desert Eagle in .44 Mag. It weighed close to 10lbs loaded. Stupid, stupid pistol.


Did it have REPLICA stamped on it?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (ZLI7S)

410 Greta Thunberg by being a creepy little scold and increasingly ridiculous is doing more damage to her cause than even the utter lack of actual evidence or perceptible danger. She literally said we have 12 years before we're all dead. No scientist alive is saying anything of the sort, even the worst, most extreme claims don't say that. Not even the "sea levels will raise 30 feet in 100 years" idiots.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (KZzsI)

411 I was wondering when it would come out that the "whistleblower" didn't even hear the call.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (CQ3Qb)

412 Uh, school started.

Is she Ditching?
Posted by: Don Q at September 23, 2019 12:58 PM (NgKpN)


She's excused. She's on The Magic Autistical Tour.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (u//oP)

413 389 The little environmental tool is just another Hogg. With the same influence. Zero.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2019 12:58 PM (7OF+y)


Please, God, do not let those two mate. We'd have to release all the inmates of primate enclosures everywhere, because fair is fair.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (GRbI+)

414
No, she graduated from Yale undergrad. Her law degree is from UVA Law

Posted by: imp at September 23, 2019 12:56 PM (w+Z9D)
Oh, well.
Are you impressed with Ivy League degrees at all then? Obviously when I was worried about those schools being too tough academically (not that I could afford Yale), they were, even at that moment, graduating dumbasses like this one.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (37IEG)

415 Pretty sure someone needs to go over wtf a whistleblower must possess to be an actual whistleblower with IG

Personally, I think IG's are the personification of a select committee. Total cover up BS

My guess is this guy is blowing sumptin and it aint a whistle

Posted by: REDACTED at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (AQBtr)

416 50 BMG upper for AR-15:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5bz77nu


Ooh, I like that one. Nice video of it, and bolt action makes a lot more sense. Can you imagine plinking at 600 yards like that? Of course, my neighbors on the other side of the valley may wonder about the targets I'm setting up on their property...

Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (CDGwz)

417 403 323: Why is Mike Lee trying to ram through more foreign tech workers? Must be personally benefitting. Is the wife collecting the cash or is it the kiddies?
Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (U7k5w)

They all promised to become Good Mormons.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (Kpl3J)

418 Robbie, especially if you throw in the schools. I suspect 80% of AA college graduates who are employed draw a paycheck from the public till.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (HIDKl)

419 Thing about Greta, is that Buck Sexton is taking hits right now for "kid-bashing"...because Thunberg's just a kid, and now she's representing herself as more mature than the leaders of countries--but it's probably still "kid-bashing" to doubt her expertise.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (DuZls)

420 >>Why is Mike Lee trying to ram through more foreign tech workers? Must be personally benefitting. Is the wife collecting the cash or is it the kiddies?


Apparently Google and Amazon have built yuge data centers in Utah and contributed to Lee.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (bDqIh)

421 She's right. A 50 cal bullet does not belong on the street. It belongs in a chamber, or at least a magazine.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (87l8c)

422 What a blatant lie. Every gun owner knows an AR15 is heavier than a car and fires the 20mm SAPHEI round.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2019 01:01 PM (8ts9m)

423 Pathetic. She's a dumb woman. Dumb. Embarrassingly dumb. She holds power. People voted for her, many times. The media is interviewing her. Her. Eff it, I give up. Half of America is just dumb.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 23, 2019 01:01 PM (jUVms)

424 When the army was looking for a new standard service rifle back in the 1950's one of the requirements was that it had to be as heavy as ten fully loaded moving boxes.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 23, 2019 01:01 PM (PtOP4)

425 I've shot one before. It's not as bad as you might
think. All the counterweight makes recoil fairly manageable, especially
compared to a .44 magnum revolver.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (NWiLs)

There was hardly any recoil at all. .38 revolvers kick more. Gas-ported. The problem is you couldn't do anything with it beyond showing it off.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 23, 2019 01:01 PM (CQ3Qb)

426 She literally said we have 12 years before we're all
dead. No scientist alive is saying anything of the sort, even the
worst, most extreme claims don't say that. Not even the "sea levels
will raise 30 feet in 100 years" idiots.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (KZzsI)
Toothy McBigTits said the same thing. You know that means we're doomed. They have consensus!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 01:01 PM (37IEG)

427 >>Thing about Greta, is that Buck Sexton is taking hits right now for "kid-bashing"...because Thunberg's just a kid, and now she's representing herself as more mature than the leaders of countries--but it's probably still "kid-bashing" to doubt her expertise.




Kids are fair game - just ask the Covington kids!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 01:01 PM (bDqIh)

428 I acidentally used a % sign and it worked. What happened to AOSHQ? What is this impostor that replaced it?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 23, 2019 01:01 PM (HIDKl)

429 396 Wolfus Aurelius #322:
...claim that Obama ate a dog... I point out that he *had* to read it -- out loud, for the audiobook.

And he read it in a dull monotone, no different on saying he ate dog than on eating snake or chicken.

What ever happened to Bo, anyway?
Posted by: mindful webworker - reflectively at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (rTqAd)

Dinner time.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 01:01 PM (NWiLs)

430 305 Cut a garbage truck in half on the .50 range once.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 23, 2019 01:01 PM (ABuva)

431 Preferred party + incumbency = forever job.

The question really is: has she ever been primaried?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 12:57 PM (q80AH)


TX-18 went 72% for Walter Mondale. I'm pretty sure SJL hasn't endured a primary or even a competitive race once she was first elected in 2008

Posted by: DocJ at September 23, 2019 01:01 PM (77WPm)

432 Politico calls her the worst congressperson to work for. 2/3 do not make it for two years.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 01:01 PM (JFO2v)

433 "And A Fucking Retard Shall Lead Them" --Leviticus 16:19
Posted by: Sharkman at September 23, 2019 12:58 PM (S6rpg)

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God forgive me, I can't stop laughing at this.
Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (RU4sa)


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Not even close.

But hilarious still.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 23, 2019 01:02 PM (8XRCm)

434 424
When the army was looking for a new standard service rifle back in the
1950's one of the requirements was that it had to be as heavy as ten
fully loaded moving boxes.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 23, 2019 01:01 PM (PtOP4)
Dishboxes or the ones for the Bathroom?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 23, 2019 01:02 PM (37IEG)

435

That company... why the hell are they requiring an FFL of an AR pattern UPPER?????
Posted by: Big Dummy


Probably because the lower does not feed the round?

Not really sure, since the lowers they sell are FFL required, too.

Scary new tech makes ATF something something

Posted by: imp at September 23, 2019 01:02 PM (w+Z9D)

436
What ever happened to Bo, anyway?

Posted by: mindful webworker - reflectively at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM


Thanksgiving 2017

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2019 01:02 PM (9C0cu)

437 Greta Thunberg by being a creepy little scold and increasingly ridiculous is doing more damage to her cause than even the utter lack of actual evidence or perceptible danger. She literally said we have 12 years before we're all dead.

It'd be so fun to ask her to show her work.

She may be autistic, but frankly she doesn't strike me as being overly bright, either.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 01:02 PM (GRbI+)

438 A teenager calling grown-ups "not mature enough".
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:51 PM (DuZls)


That little monster is a psychopath if ever I saw one.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (hku12)

=======

Well, it is the UN.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 12:56 PM (q80AH)


She's on the same spectrum as that kid from the school, I can't remember his name anymore. Hogg, I think.

And Cindy Sheehan. Loving their time in the spotlight, having all the "right" people nodding at their every utterance. Charlatans who put used car salesmen and carnival barkers to shame.

I mean, looks CAN be deceiving, but how does one not look at that girl and not think "evil."

Posted by: BurtTC at September 23, 2019 01:02 PM (hku12)

439 346 Has anybody mentioned that Ms. Jackson Lee's ass weighs as much as ten shipping containers filled with lead bars?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (+y/Ru)


Maybe I'll get banned for this, but...(pun intended)...

A joke from the late 80's:

Did you hear Oprah was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?

They found 50 pounds of crack in her underwear.

Posted by: Gref at September 23, 2019 01:02 PM (AMIL/)

440 Every two terms, the entire country should have to do "Senator Roulette"....

Every sitting senator shifts to the next state down alphabetically.

Then they have to stand for re-election.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 23, 2019 01:02 PM (AURKQ)

441 Anybody that dumb should be banned from owning a firearm.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2019 01:02 PM (8ts9m)

442 She literally said we have 12 years before we're all dead. No scientist alive is saying anything of the sort, even the worst, most extreme claims don't say that. Not even the "sea levels will raise 30 feet in 100 years" idiots.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (KZzsI)
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The group who did the study cited in the GND decried AOC (Chakrabarti's) use of the study because they never said anything like that.

And those people believe in Climate Change.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 01:02 PM (DuZls)

443 NOOOOOOOOOOD

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 23, 2019 01:03 PM (BqBId)

444 "And A Fucking Retard Shall Lead Them" --Leviticus 16:19

Posted by: Sharkman at September 23, 2019 12:58 PM (S6rpg)



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God forgive me, I can't stop laughing at this.

Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (RU4sa)


You're not the only one. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 23, 2019 01:03 PM (9Om/r)

445 410
Greta Thunberg by being a creepy little scold and increasingly
ridiculous is doing more damage to her cause than even the utter lack of
actual evidence or perceptible danger. She literally said we have 12
years before we're all dead. No scientist alive is saying anything of
the sort, even the worst, most extreme claims don't say that. Not even
the "sea levels will raise 30 feet in 100 years" idiots.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (KZzsI)



Tone it down a little there champ. Leave some overblown hyperbole for the rest of us.

Posted by: Crazy Guy on Corner Holding End Is Near Sign at September 23, 2019 01:03 PM (ymnmz)

446 My AR-99 shoot .50 cal depleted uranium.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 01:03 PM (JFO2v)

447 She's right. A 50 cal bullet does not belong on the street. It belongs in a chamber, or at least a magazine.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (87l8c)

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YO AUNT ESTHER!!!!

Them MUSKETs you all think that the Founding Founder were pontificating about.

THOSE were 50 cal.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 23, 2019 01:03 PM (8XRCm)

448 403 323: Why is Mike Lee trying to ram through more foreign tech workers? Must be personally benefitting. Is the wife collecting the cash or is it the kiddies?

Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (U7k5w)


Google bought him.

Posted by: Thomas Jeffersonian at September 23, 2019 01:04 PM (9v1sv)

449 I bet Ms. Jackson-Lee weighs more than a duck!

Posted by: Sir Bedevere at September 23, 2019 01:04 PM (q1Pj5)

450 Who exactly is providing all this competition to Google that they need such cheap workers? Facebook, too? Myspace making a power play?

Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 01:04 PM (U7k5w)

451 Here in a couple of weeks I shall be driving a 300 grant 50 caliber bullet through Bambi at around 1250 feet per second.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2019 01:04 PM (7OF+y)

452 That Greta kid is this generations Jim Jones.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2019 01:05 PM (8ts9m)

453 YO AUNT ESTHER!!!!

Them MUSKETs you all think that the Founding Founder were pontificating about.

THOSE were 50 cal.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 23, 2019 01:03 PM (8XRCm)

Those were closer to .65 actually.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 23, 2019 01:05 PM (2NtJa)

454 I assume she is just lying thru her teeth like all Dems, but if she actually went to a military base and held something, I wonder what it was that she thought was an ar-15. Anywho, this is why there is no point in debating with them, just say no to their gun control and move on.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 23, 2019 01:06 PM (r+sAi)

455 15 >>AR15 in 50 caliber?


Its useless without thbe Chainsaw Attachment and the thing that goes up.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 12:18 PM (VVjeB)
Outrage is making Ace $.01 per post. Gonna need a bigger

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 23, 2019 01:06 PM (9PtLS)

456 Thing about Greta, is that Buck Sexton is taking hits right now for "kid-bashing"...because Thunberg's just a kid, and now she's representing herself as more mature than the leaders of countries--but it's probably still "kid-bashing" to doubt her expertise.
Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (DuZls)


You climb into the ring, you've got to expect to get tagged a few times. It's intellectually dishonest to hold yourself out as someone whose opinion should be considered and then retreat behind "I'm just a kid."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 01:06 PM (GRbI+)

457 Those were closer to .65 actually.
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They might as well have lined up and thrown bricks at each other.

Posted by: physics of comical stuff at September 23, 2019 01:06 PM (4QM7y)

458
Please, God, do not let those two mate. We'd have to release all the inmates of primate enclosures everywhere, because fair is fair.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (GRbI+)

--------

I imagine it more like this, what with those two being the hellspawn they are:

https://tinyurl.com/y5rf5sf6

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 01:06 PM (AzW6q)

459 She's right. A 50 cal bullet does not belong on the street. It belongs in a chamber, or at least a magazine.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (87l8c)


Correct, it does not belong on the street. It belongs on and in the vehicle carrying your enemies. You know, the thing you were aiming at.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 23, 2019 01:06 PM (hku12)

460 Greta Thunberg at U.N.: "You are still not mature enough to tell it like it is. You are failing us. Young people are starting to understand your betrayal. The eyes of all future generations are upon you."

Fuck Off, little bit. You know NOTHING. Your brain hasn't even finished developing yet.

YOU are failing EVERYONE by being a brainwashed little twat.

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 01:07 PM (XTsuu)

461 They interviewed some parents at that Climate Circus. Now I know why I am armed. They are certifiably nuts.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2019 01:07 PM (8ts9m)

462 Great new conspiracy/secret code theory: Why Ivanka Trump's new haircut should make us very afraid


https://bit.ly/2mqAwkk

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 23, 2019 01:07 PM (+y/Ru)

463 452 That Greta kid is this generations Jim Jones.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2019 01:05 PM (8ts9m)


She's that little Nazi kid in 'Cabaret' that sings 'This World Belongs to Me'.

Posted by: Thomas Jeffersonian at September 23, 2019 01:07 PM (9v1sv)

464 451 Here in a couple of weeks I shall be driving a 300 grant 50 caliber bullet through Bambi at around 1250 feet per second.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2019 01:04 PM (7OF+y)

And sadly you won't be doing in in my back yard. I am sick of these jumbo vermin

Posted by: CN at September 23, 2019 01:08 PM (U7k5w)

465 354
That company... why the hell are they requiring an FFL of an AR pattern UPPER?????
Posted by: Big Dummy at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (UFLLM)


The Safety Harbor Firearms .50 cal upper receiver is not an AR pattern upper receiver. It is a bolt action rifle pattern receiver. BATF has decided to regulate them as bolt action rifles.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at September 23, 2019 01:08 PM (di1hb)

466 I've shot one before. It's not as bad as you might
think. All the counterweight makes recoil fairly manageable, especially
compared to a .44 magnum revolver.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 12:59 PM (NWiLs)
But I've heard it puts a BIG hole in whatever you're shooting at.My dad had a .357 magnum, which he let me hold a few times and I remember that it felt very heavy for its size. Apparently that fires a pretty powerful bullet too.
I shot M9s in basic training. At the time the AF had just switched to those from using .45s I remember that feeling very light and not having much recoil. It was very easy to shoot. But the instructors said that it had almost no stopping power conpared to the .45 it has just replaced and they didn't like it for that reason. They said you could put somebody down with one shot with the .45 but with the M9 you'd better use several rounds to make sure. Later on I heard the same thing from several Security Police guys.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at September 23, 2019 01:08 PM (iAwUQ)

467 You climb into the ring, you've got to expect to get tagged a few times. It's intellectually dishonest to hold yourself out as someone whose opinion should be considered and then retreat behind "I'm just a kid."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 01:06 PM (GRbI+)


This.

Screw that little twat.

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 01:08 PM (XTsuu)

468 Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 01:00 PM (DuZls)

You climb into the ring, you've got to expect to get tagged a few times. It's intellectually dishonest to hold yourself out as someone whose opinion should be considered and then retreat behind "I'm just a kid."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 01:06 PM (GRbI+)


I'm just a mom whose son was killed in combat.

Posted by: C. Sheehan at September 23, 2019 01:08 PM (hku12)

469

That little monster is a psychopath if ever I saw one.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 23, 2019 12:54 PM (hku12)
Hitlerjugend.


Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2019 01:08 PM (gmo/4)

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at September 23, 2019 01:08 PM (di1hb)

471 Heavy, thick, long, black...
Posted by: REp Jackson Lee at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (UFLLM)

Ah, you describe my rival, The DeMarcus. The Paolo, he respects his work.

Posted by: The Paolo at September 23, 2019 01:08 PM (Izzlo)

472 454 I assume she is just lying thru her teeth like all Dems, but if she actually went to a military base and held something, I wonder what it was that she thought was an ar-15. Anywho, this is why there is no point in debating with them, just say no to their gun control and move on.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 23, 2019 01:06 PM (r+sAi)


"If the mainstream media were doing its job, SheJac wouldn't get away with lies like this."

Posted by: Gref at September 23, 2019 01:09 PM (AMIL/)

473 You climb into the ring, you've got to expect to get tagged a few times. It's intellectually dishonest to hold yourself out as someone whose opinion should be considered and then retreat behind "I'm just a kid."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 23, 2019 01:06 PM (GRbI+)
++++++++++++++
Thrust herself into the public. She is a public figure, and by her own volition. She's old enough to be tried as an adult and get an abortion. If she can't take the heat (and it isn't even much - no one is being all that hard on her, like they would be to a man or a grownup), she should get out of the kitchen.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 01:09 PM (I2dne)

474

I'll ask the obvious question: why didn't he run then?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Because he's smart. He wanted to get her out of the house for long periods on end. I'd rather sit at home with honeys than travel to DfuckingC and live in that craphole for months on end.


Are you impressed with Ivy League degrees at all then? Obviously when I was worried about those schools being too tough academically (not that I could afford Yale), they were, even at that moment, graduating dumbasses like this one.
Posted by: DamnedYankee


Everyone I've ever met from Yale or Harvard law have been fairly uniformly brilliant, intellectually. Some of them could not cross the street without a map, but intellectually, they would not make this type of moronic statement, even if their level of knowledge about boomsticks was the same as Stupid Jerkoff Lies. The undergrads are tough to get in if you are melanin-deprived, but once you get in, there's only so much harder they can be than any other school.

Plus, Yale isn't MIT---even dimwitted scions could get by with "gentlemen's Cs."

Posted by: imp at September 23, 2019 01:10 PM (w+Z9D)

475
She's not used to carrying more than 1 1lb box of fudge at a time.
So 10 is a big deal to her. Look at her - if you add 10lbs of extra
weight she'd be classified as an MBT.
=====

Those envelopes she hands out to favored people (see Kavanaugh hearings) are probably more weighty.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 23, 2019 01:10 PM (MIKMs)

476 Even worse. All the other dummies are standing there wagging there heads in agreement.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2019 01:11 PM (8ts9m)

477 No one nooded. NOOD abortion hoarder/

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 01:12 PM (I2dne)

478 Sexton was knocking congress for having a child be an expert witness.


supposedly her handler is a Soros employee ... some tweet had a picture of the radical woman in background at four events where Greta was speaking. And of course GReta is being fed some lines, just memes really, she knows nothing but some easy dogma.


Dogma is easy, doesn't require science, or any formulation from deep thought ... no processing of 100 various considerations to arrive at a complex interpretation of facts, with various degrees of confidence, always evolving with new input. Nope ... "WE are right because my Liberal Bible tells me so."

Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2019 01:13 PM (Cus5s)

479 In the scheme of things, in congress, and to the nation she is of little consequence; a sideshow but a jewel to her constituents.

Posted by: Thomas Jeffersonian at September 23, 2019 01:14 PM (9v1sv)

480


Brown Besses were .75 caliber. close to a 12 gauge slug.

Posted by: imp at September 23, 2019 01:15 PM (w+Z9D)

481 Standard loaded weight of an M4a1 carbine is 7.7 lbs. add another 3.4 lbs with the m320. is she talking about the weight of 10 boxes without anything in them?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2019 01:17 PM (8ts9m)

482 Just reminds me of
"Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handy.

Posted by: Picric at September 23, 2019 01:19 PM (nonGu)

483 Nice sideburns, Sheila.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 23, 2019 01:23 PM (hjaPQ)

484 Ace gonna need a bigger bandwidth/server.
Or hunt., stalk, tase, apprehend, tase again, get his/her/xhit Antifas' pin#
Oh yeah!$!
Steal their mommys' $.
Can I get an A-man.

Also I invented the Ace Inc. Pocket Chainsaw.
Call 888-cha-insw

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 23, 2019 01:28 PM (9PtLS)

485 Wow... our soldiers must be JACKED to be able to fight effectively with such armament.

Posted by: red speck at September 23, 2019 01:36 PM (nrC0n)

486 I'm hoping there's an extended clip of this presser, where at least ONE reporter chuckles to himself, or at least raises a finger to suggest that, perhaps, Ms. Dumbass is misremembering some of her facts -- instead of simply nodding along and transcribing the dipshittery emanating from this woman's pie-hole.

Posted by: red speck at September 23, 2019 01:39 PM (nrC0n)

487 SJL keeps getting re-elected because she is reasonably priced and she stays bought. That was Hillary's problem. She cost too much and she did not stay bought. Ask the Russians after the Uranium One deal. They thought they had made a purchase but Libya proved it was only a short term lease.

Posted by: JB1000 at September 23, 2019 01:41 PM (jSar8)

488 Her nonsense is so oddly specific that I have to think someone in a position to sabotage her put that general info into her hands, knowing she'd read literally anything put in front of her.

This, by the way, is not the first time I've encountered complete morons coming out of Yale. They have to be 30+ years over the idiocy event horizon by now, given the age of said morons, though.

Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at September 23, 2019 01:46 PM (67XdO)

489 If you drilled a hole in her head, nothing would come out.

Posted by: MaDuece .50 at September 23, 2019 01:48 PM (0dmP2)

490 Well if she can park her fat bottom behind the handles of a Ma Deuce (which if recall correctly weighs ~90+ pounds on a tripod), put on some ear muffs (unless she's such a fat head that she doesn't need ear protection), and then have a friendly troop help her load and fire, she's gonna have a good time. From AIT 50 years ago, I can recall hitting an old APC at 1,000 meters and making the hull ring like a bell. Just walk those rounds in and enjoy Sheila. Then hand the dingbat an old M-16 and she may learn the difference.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 23, 2019 01:51 PM (WRSbt)

491 489
A vacuum

Scientists should study her, then nuke her just to be sure.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 23, 2019 01:56 PM (9PtLS)

492 #NEVERTRUSTALIBERTARIAN

Posted by: Quilp at September 23, 2019 01:59 PM (Bf3hj)

493 Fact: .50-caliber rifles have only been used in 18 crimes in the history of the United States.

Posted by: bob at September 23, 2019 02:05 PM (kI2il)

494

Little known fact,she was cradling my dick and I went off unexpected like,the boxes were behind us full of watermelons some with holes in them,what can I say,I am ashamed and Kavanaugh made me do it.

Posted by: saf at September 23, 2019 02:20 PM (5IHGB)

495 Another little known fact: Jackass-Lee wears a smart watch to tell her when to inhale and when to exhale, otherwise she passes out.

Posted by: gadzooks mike at September 23, 2019 02:23 PM (UouNq)

496 Christ she has two degrees a Yale B.A (Big Ass) and a
Law degree (dime a dozen) from Virginia, seems she got her reparations early (from Jamaica too).
Pressure dropped that one on her head says Bob.Love to see her transcripts, bet they would make Moochelles look good.
Surely some young reporter can talk to her profs and get a SCOOP that I'm sure CNN would show...Ha ha ha.
what is it with "politicians" err Grifters that gets them elected..Hmmm let us guest graft,ward heelers,rascism (YUP) and Ministers of the "CLOTH" who are no more ministerial than Jesse J and Bobble head guy...sheesh wot a travesty.

Posted by: saf at September 23, 2019 02:35 PM (5IHGB)

497
"AR15 in 50 caliber?"

I call the "AR-50". ;-)

Deer lord. They actually exist.

shopalexanderarms.com/50_Beowulf-Rifles.html

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at September 23, 2019 03:07 PM (1hM1d)

498 I don't want to back up what she said - because she's lying - but there are actually two types of .50-caliber AR-15.

The first is the .50 Beowulf by Alexander Arms, and the second is a *bolt-action*, *single shot* upper receiver in .50BMG. The Beowulf is still semi-auto but as I understand it the gas system on the standard AR cannot accept the operating pressure of a .50BMG in semi-auto, so bolt-action is all you get.

And the recoil with such a light rifle is... reportedly quite substantial.

Posted by: WKL at September 23, 2019 03:50 PM (FTsgw)

The Morning Rant

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"If the mainstream media were doing its job, Rush Limbaugh wouldn't have one.

"If the mainstream media were doing its job, Brian Stelter wouldn't have one, either.1

"If the mainstream media were doing its job, Donald Trump would not be president.

"If the mainstream media were doing its job, they would not be constantly climbing into bed and steaming up the sheets with Democrats and progressives to help them promote their causes.

"If the mainstream media were doing its job, the Democratic Party would no longer be a national party.

"If the mainstream media were doing its job, the Deep State-orchestrated coup against a sitting president would've been covered, not buried2.

"If the mainstream media were doing its job, Melania Trump's photos would grace the covers of many news and fashion magazines.

"If the mainstream media were doing its job, reporters would actually be disciplined or even fired for totally botching up a story.

"If the mainstream media were doing its job, they'd concentrate more on getting stories right than giving awards to themselves.

"If the mainstream media were doing its job, J-school students would be taught that their job is to report the facts, not change the world.

"If the mainstream media were doing its job, Americans wouldn't hold journalists in such contempt, even lower than TV evangelists and used-car salesmen.

"If the mainstream media were doing its job, they'd never have acquired reputations as cut-rate hacks, lying propagandists, and shills for the progressive agenda.

"If the mainstream media were doing its job, there would not be such a huge gap between who they think they are and who they really are."

1There are countless media talking heads we can say this about, but I chose Stelter because he's the most cluelessly unself-aware insufferable jackass of the bunch. I mean, seriously, whose salad did he have to toss to get his CNN gig?

2There are countless stories we can say this about, but I chose this one because it's the biggest. In fact, I think history will eventually record that this is the biggest unreported story of the decade, if not the century.




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I Can't Get Enough of These Pence/Race Bannon Memes:

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Union Seminary Doubles Down On Stupid:

And my heart is strangely warmed by all of the Bronx cheers they're getting in the replies.



When Doubling Down On Stupid Doesn't Work:



Who Dis:

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This photo is also quite nice.



For the 'Ettes:

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(click for bigger)
Perhaps he's a litte more recognizable in this photo.
And everybody ought to recognize him in this photo.



Friday's celebs: Helena Bonham Carter and Richard Armitage. They both had parts in Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016).

Nobody explictly guessed at the "meta-theme" I was running last week. However, Jordan61 had the right idea:

44 Forgot you were on a Hobbit kick this week!

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 20, 2019 11:23 AM (PgV21)

This is close enough for full credit. What I had in mind was the male celebs from last week, Dean O'Gorman, Aidan Turner, and Richard Armitage, all played dwarves in Peter Jackson's Hobbit films: Fili, Kili, and Thorin Oakenshield, respectively.

By the way, Mrs. Muse and I are watching Aidan Turner in the Poldark reboot on Amazon Prime. The backstory is that Ross Poldark (Turner), an officer in the British Army has come home to his family estate in Cornwall after fighting in the American Revolution for several years, only to find his father dead, his girlfriend married to his cousin, and his lands and estate in serious neglect. So he's got to build his life and fortunes back up again. It's a good series (so far -- we're part-way through the first season) and we recommend it.



Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Bacon Pancakes With Maple Syrup:

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Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:24 AM




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Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:23 AM (uLuPn)

2 !

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2019 11:23 AM (arJlL)

3 He's Sheldon Leonard.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2019 11:23 AM (ClOmq)

4 Mmmmm Bacon

Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:24 AM (uLuPn)

5 But I can't place her!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2019 11:24 AM (ClOmq)

6 Those pancakes.....drooooooling.

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2019 11:25 AM (cF8AT)

7 Angry carnivorous plant is a metaphor for islam, right?

Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell, partially because of the UAW at September 23, 2019 11:25 AM (gdfZ0)

8 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 11:25 AM (q80AH)

9 Nobody likes clowns.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 23, 2019 11:25 AM (88+cf)

10
"If the mainstream media were doing its job, Donald Trump would not be president.


??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 11:25 AM (pUDQf)

11 3 He's Sheldon Leonard.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2019 11:23 AM (ClOmq)


Correct.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 11:25 AM (FbBpr)

12 10
"If the mainstream media were doing its job, Donald Trump would not be president.


??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 11:25 AM (pUDQf)

==========

We would never have gotten president Obama.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 11:26 AM (q80AH)

13 I'm reminded of the story CBD posted yesterday, about people hating government employees, and I think people hate the news media even more.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 23, 2019 11:26 AM (E+OcO)

14 George Bailey's bartender.

Posted by: BignJames at September 23, 2019 11:27 AM (X/Pw5)

15 morning horde.

top 20

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 23, 2019 11:27 AM (8D42x)

16 11 3 He's Sheldon Leonard.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2019 11:23 AM (ClOmq)

Correct.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019


*
*

I knew it from the second pic. The third is very easy. Didn't know he'd ever played an Indian!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2019 11:27 AM (ClOmq)

17 Joan Crawford and Abe Vigoda.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 23, 2019 11:27 AM (88+cf)

18 Bacon with pancakes? Honestly I'm not sure.

Posted by: Someguy at September 23, 2019 11:27 AM (Wj9tV)

19 He's STILL Sheldon Leonard !

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2019 11:28 AM (arJlL)

20 Monday, Monday ...

Posted by: Adriane the You Can't Trust Anybody, Anymore Critic ... at September 23, 2019 11:28 AM (LPnfS)

21 So last week Netflix bought the rights for Seinfeld for $500M as you all probably heard.

Today I was reading a thing on LinkedIn about it and the comments are......I CAN'T EVEN stuff.

There's a popular view that 20 years later Seinfeld should be public domain. Cuz....FAIRNESS!! And also another popular view that Seinfeld shouldn't be on any platform cuz...white people show with lots of racially insensitive episodes.

The stupidity never ends, it just accelerates. And yeah this is probably a minority view. But it was also a minority view to allow men to shower with girls, yet it's the law of the land in most states.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 11:28 AM (FiUMj)

22 The chick is Delores Moran.

a vintage ette.

Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:28 AM (uLuPn)

23 If the mainstream media were doing its job

------------

The thing is ... what is their job?

They are propaganda machines nothing more nothing less. That is all media has ever really been.

There was a period during the 20th century where they conned the nation that they were some sort of professional, non-biased class, but that was only to advance themselves.

There is no going back to a time that never really existed.

Posted by: SH at September 23, 2019 11:29 AM (sX1BW)

24 If the Mainstream Media was doing it's job, and had a sense of decency over past sins, it would invest in a Luger and one bullet.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 23, 2019 11:29 AM (C1Lsn)

25 Why did Sheldon Leonard give up a successful movie career as an actor to become a director ?

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2019 11:29 AM (arJlL)

26 21 So last week Netflix bought the rights for Seinfeld for $500M as you all probably heard.

Today I was reading a thing on LinkedIn about it and the comments are......I CAN'T EVEN stuff.

There's a popular view that 20 years later Seinfeld should be public domain. Cuz....FAIRNESS!! And also another popular view that Seinfeld shouldn't be on any platform cuz...white people show with lots of racially insensitive episodes.

The stupidity never ends, it just accelerates. And yeah this is probably a minority view. But it was also a minority view to allow men to shower with girls, yet it's the law of the land in most states.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 11:28 AM (FiUMj)

==========

I'm not really opposed to limiting public domain to 20 years.

Just sayin...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 11:29 AM (q80AH)

27 We all float down here.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 11:29 AM (ZLI7S)

28 25 Why did Sheldon Leonard give up a successful movie career as an actor to become a director ?
Posted by: JT at September 23, 2019 11:29 AM (arJlL)


Is this a trick question?

Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:29 AM (uLuPn)

29 Disaster At Union Seminary As Giant, Angry Carnivorous Plant Does Not Accept Students' Apologies

Little Shop of Leftists.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2019 11:30 AM (ejd/p)

30 that's not Lana Turner but that's some peak Hollywood glamour there.

Approved.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 23, 2019 11:30 AM (bcbK8)

31 I knew it from the second pic. The third is very easy. Didn't know he'd ever played an Indian!

3rd Base - Cleveland

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2019 11:30 AM (arJlL)

32 24 If the Mainstream Media was doing it's job, and had a sense of decency over past sins, it would invest in a Luger and one bullet.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 23, 2019 11:29 AM (C1Lsn)

Arkancide requires two bullets to the back of the head

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 23, 2019 11:30 AM (JFO2v)

33 I'ma sure that male actor would have lost at least one corner, if not all four, from his "Totin Chip" BSA card for that bit of knife nonsense.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2019 11:30 AM (Y4EXg)

34 31 I knew it from the second pic. The third is very easy. Didn't know he'd ever played an Indian!

3rd Base - Cleveland
Posted by: JT at September 23, 2019 11:30 AM (arJlL)

========

I thought that was I Don't Know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 11:31 AM (q80AH)

35 I don't know who the blonde is but the second photo is Liz Warren.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 11:31 AM (ZLI7S)

36 Not sure on the hot cakes. The bacon might be too much in that vehicle. And I LOVE bacon. In fact I am so excited that I am having my favorite sandwich for lunch today. A BLT with home grown tomatoes. A side of home made potato salad and some fresh brined cucumbers and onions. MMMM

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2019 11:31 AM (KBY7Z)

37 22 The chick is Delores Moran.

a vintage ette.
Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:28 AM (uLuPn)

Screen Door. Hurricane.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 23, 2019 11:31 AM (bcbK8)

38 To Have And To Have Not

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 23, 2019 11:31 AM (aS1PU)

39 22 The chick is Delores Moran.

a vintage ette.
Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:28 AM (uLuPn)


Yes! Good catch.

And we have a new player. I don't recall you ever putting up a Who Dis guess before.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 11:31 AM (FbBpr)

40 If you check Sheldon Leonard's photos on IMDb, No. 31 shows him, as producer of I Spy, with Robert Culp and Bill Cosby. Leonard never gave up acting completely, but his producer years brought us a lot of classic entertainment, like Make Room for Daddy, The Dick Van Dyke Show, and others.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2019 11:31 AM (ClOmq)

41 Drone bees lay around all summer waiting for the chance to mate with the Queen. After mating season, the drones are pushed out of the hive to die. Then they just make more, fresher drone bees.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2019 11:28 AM (q1Pj5)

In many ways this is the story of Tindr.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 11:31 AM (NWiLs)

42 I knew it from the second pic. The third is very easy. Didn't know he'd ever played an Indian!

3rd Base - Cleveland
Posted by: JT


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM (VY2sw)

43 If the mainstream media was doing his job, most of those household names would be turning tricks and we wouldn't even though most journalists/reporters names as their work would be virtually indistinguishable amongst one another



It's Muh Russia! It's Muh Ukraine! It's Muh Russia! It's Muh Ukraine!


It's Muh Russia AND it's Muh Ukraine!

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM (KMMOH)

44 That's gotta be Yul Brynner.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM (w7KSn)

45 Why did Sheldon Leonard give up a successful movie career as an actor to become a director ?
Posted by: JT at September 23, 2019 11:29 AM (arJlL)


Is this a trick question?
Posted by: ALH

Nope !

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM (arJlL)

46 Why did it have to be clowns? I hate fucking clowns.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM (q1Pj5)

47 Poldark-

Whenever Poldark rides into town they show a view from the top of the cliffs overlooking the sea as the horse travels from left to right.

When he returns from town they show the same view with the horse trotting from right to left.

Whenever my wife and I look out on the deck and see our Australian shepherd Buckley trot across the deck after a chipmunk we way, "Poldark!!"

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM (m45I2)

48 I don't know who the blonde is but the second photo is Liz Warren.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 11:31 AM


*snort*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM (ejd/p)

49
I mean, seriously, whose salad did he have to toss to get his CNN gig?

--------

I think Tucker's characterization of him as Jeff Zucker's palace eunuch is probably dead-on. He's just a fat little toady that will bark on command like a trained seal.

I bet at CNN parties, Zucker makes him dance like a silly monkey while he and his rich friends toss nickels at him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM (AzW6q)

50 I thought the guy might be Sid Haig, what with recent developments and all.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM (E+OcO)

51 38 To Have And To Have Not

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 23, 2019 11:31 AM (aS1PU)


Yup. Saw that movie over the weekend, thought Ms. Moran would make an excellent Who Dis.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM (FbBpr)

52 The "media" is tasked with making money - selling advertising.

That "media" informs is simply an aside.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM (6qErC)

53 I would be perfectly alright with Seinfeld never again being shown anywhere.

Posted by: pep at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM (T6t7i)

54 And we have a new player. I don't recall you ever putting up a Who Dis guess before.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 11:31 AM (FbBpr)

My cherry has officially been popped!

Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:33 AM (uLuPn)

55 Why did it have to be clowns? I hate fucking clowns.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM


All together now, Horde:

Then don't fuck them.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2019 11:33 AM (ejd/p)

56 BTW, voice translation sucks!

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 23, 2019 11:33 AM (KMMOH)

57 Dolores Moran? Not a name that pops up in my mental database. Her career was pretty short, though. Apparently they worked together in To Have and Have Not?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2019 11:33 AM (ClOmq)

58 9 Nobody likes clowns.
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 23, 2019 11:25 AM (88+cf)
===

Hey Hey!

Posted by: Krusty the Clown at September 23, 2019 11:33 AM (BDZWU)

59 46 Why did it have to be clowns? I hate fucking clowns.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM (q1Pj5)


Then stop fucking them!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 11:34 AM (FbBpr)

60 There's a popular view that 20 years later Seinfeld should be public domain. Cuz....FAIRNESS!! And also another popular view that Seinfeld shouldn't be on any platform cuz...white people show with lots of racially insensitive episodes.

The stupidity never ends, it just accelerates. And yeah this is probably a minority view. But it was also a minority view to allow men to shower with girls, yet it's the law of the land in most states.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 23, 2019 11:28 AM (FiUMj)

-----

I have a commie co-worker who's made those arguments against Seinfeld. He's also argued that every level of education should be completely free to anybody who wants to pursue them and that it's pointless to ask how much that would cost because money is a social construct.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 23, 2019 11:34 AM (N4xQB)

61 If the mainstream media took over Fox News, 80% of its content would be identical.

If Donald Trump took over CNN, it would be the most popular channel in America overnight.

Posted by: trev006 at September 23, 2019 11:34 AM (BqeNP)

62 Posted by: JT at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM (arJlL)

Everybody wants to rule the world.

Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:34 AM (uLuPn)

63 I thought that was I Don't Know.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm

He was the player to be named later.

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2019 11:34 AM (arJlL)

64 Yup. Saw that movie over the weekend, thought Ms. Moran would make an excellent Who Dis.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM (FbBpr)


That might be my favorite Bogie movie. Lauren Bacall is hot and Hoagy friggin Carmichael.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 23, 2019 11:34 AM (aS1PU)

65 The dame picture: Is that a slide rule in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2019 11:34 AM (q1Pj5)

66 Weekly (roughly) repost:

Predictions for someone to google and point to and say what do YOU know anyway:

Won't make it to Iowa:

Marianne Williamson (ultimate vanity candidacy, she won't be able to qualify for the ballot)
Wayne Messam (Who? Exactly)
Tulsi Gabbard (she's burned too many bridges)


Drops after Iowa:

John Delaney (self funded vanity)
Andrew Yang (self funded vanity)
Julian Castro (old, old news)
Amy Klobuchar (last finisher for the women)
Kirsten Gillibrand (next-to-last finisher for the women)
Seth Moulton (maybe - he might not get to Iowa, candidacy doesn't have any reason for being. Against the Iraq War? So was/is Trump.)
Eric Swalwell (candidacy is to troll Trump - a costly way to do it)
Jay Inslee

Drops after NH:

John Hickenlooper (honestly I just needed to put someone here)

Drops after SC:

Beto O'Rourke (he can fund himself past a poor showing in Iowa, and the big dropout after Iowa will make him look like a mover until he gets to SC)

Drops after Super Tuesday:

Elizabeth Warren (nobody really likes her anyway - Super Tuesday will demonstrate that definitively)
Cory Booker (he will already be reeling from going nowhere with the black vote in SC)


That will leave the field with this:

Joe Biden
Pete Buttigieg
Bernie Sanders
Kamala Harris

Bernie will run to the convention regardless of where he is. But he is already done.

Now here it gets tricky - Harris I don't think can win but the Dems can't let the last candidates all be white men. UNLESS - she drops out, immediately endorses Biden, and Biden says, immediately, I will be glad to have her on my ticket when we get to the convention. Despite the fact I think he won't win, this might actually make him win. If those campaigns are too bitter with each other to do that, that only leaves one candidate:

Buttigieg






Posted by: blaster at April 26, 2019 10:42 AM (ZfRYq)


Well.

So far I am not too far out of whack.

Yet.

Booker may lose the money primary. A campaign for President is expensive, and he needs to raise money. His problem - no one likes him and he doesn't occupy any territory in the Democrat space that isn't already covered by just about everyone else.

Fox News most recent poll looks like April all over again. Biden at about 30, Bernie edging out Warren for 2d, Harris at 4th ahead of Buttigieg, and Beto in sixth with Yang way back in the lower tiers, Tulsi at zero.

I think the message here is that the polls are crap.

Posted by: blaster at September 23, 2019 11:34 AM (9VeU0)

67 Who Dis?

Judging by her eyebrows she is plucky.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 11:34 AM (m45I2)

68 I'm not a fan of the plucked and painted eyebrow look. Comes off as clownish IMO.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 11:34 AM (m45I2)

69 57 Dolores Moran? Not a name that pops up in my mental database. Her career was pretty short, though. Apparently they worked together in To Have and Have Not?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 23, 2019 11:33 AM (ClOmq)


Yes.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 11:34 AM (FbBpr)

70 @realDonaldTrump 5 minutes ago

“The very thing that they are accusing President Trump of doing (which I didn’t do), was actually done by Joe Biden. Continues to be a double standard.” @RepDevinNunes @foxandfriends These people are stone cold Crooked. Also, who is this so-called “whistleblower” who doesn’t...

....know the correct facts. Is he on our Country's side. Where does he come from. Is this all about Schiff & the Democrats again after years of being wrong?

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2019 11:34 AM (cF8AT)

71 I was reading somewhere that Seinfeld was worth somewhere north of 9.6 million. That deal with Netflix should put him over the top.

Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2019 11:35 AM (OyyDO)

72 ALH named the actress.
I'd never heard of her, but she was absolutely molten lava hot. Wow.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 23, 2019 11:35 AM (wtvvX)

73 I have a commie co-worker who's made those arguments against Seinfeld. He's also argued that every level of education should be completely free to anybody who wants to pursue them and that it's pointless to ask how much that would cost because money is a social construct.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter

Yeah.

So is food.

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2019 11:35 AM (arJlL)

74 Outstanding Ape post, from top to bottom!


Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 23, 2019 11:35 AM (NVYyb)

75 that it's pointless to ask how much that would cost because money is a social construct."

No problem. He supplying lunch?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 23, 2019 11:36 AM (6qErC)

76 That's a lot of clowns.

Posted by: henry at September 23, 2019 11:36 AM (JMDly)

77 Nobody likes clowns.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 23, 2019 11:25 AM (88+cf)

Bull riders like 'em, ok.

Posted by: BignJames at September 23, 2019 11:36 AM (X/Pw5)

78 I agree, education should be free. And professors should make as much money as their interns do. And universities should pay tax on their income, otherwise wtf do they make so much money?

There, saved you endless hypocrisy. I charge standard consultant rates.

Posted by: trev006 at September 23, 2019 11:36 AM (BqeNP)

79 If the mainstream media was doing his job, most of
those household names would be turning tricks and we wouldn't even
though most journalists/reporters names as their work would be virtually
indistinguishable amongst one another



It's Muh Russia! It's Muh Ukraine! It's Muh Russia! It's Muh Ukraine!


It's Muh Russia AND it's Muh Ukraine!


Posted by: ShainS -- Stop Dementia-Shaming Biden! at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM (KMMOH)

You got your Muh Ukraine in Muh Russia!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2019 11:36 AM (q1Pj5)

80 The chick is Delores Moran.

a vintage ette.
Posted by: ALH


That dame has some gams!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2019 11:36 AM (VY2sw)

81 I thought the dude was Yul Brynner. No idea on the absolutely gorgeous dame!

Posted by: Todd G. at September 23, 2019 11:37 AM (N4Z1c)

82 Why did it have to be clowns? I hate fucking clowns.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM

All together now, Horde:

Then don't fuck them.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2019 11:33 AM (ejd/p)

Beat me to it.

but that's not funny...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 23, 2019 11:37 AM (8D42x)

83 I was reading somewhere that Seinfeld was worth somewhere north of 9.6 million."

FWIW, I've read you're off by a couple of digits... 960 mill...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 23, 2019 11:37 AM (6qErC)

84 Sheldon Leonard - known the name from tv shows for many decades, never realized (or had forgotten) that he was the bartender in IaWLife.

He never did much :
imdb.com/name/nm0502766/

Posted by: mindful webworker - phenomenally at September 23, 2019 11:37 AM (rTqAd)

85 Hey look, mister, we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast and we don’t need any characters around to give the joint atmosphere. Is that clear or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer?

Posted by: Nick at September 23, 2019 11:37 AM (CDGwz)

86 71
I was reading somewhere that Seinfeld was worth somewhere north of 9.6
million. That deal with Netflix should put him over the top.


I assume you meant $960M.

Posted by: pep at September 23, 2019 11:37 AM (T6t7i)

87 That might be my favorite Bogie movie. Lauren Bacall is hot and Hoagy friggin Carmichael.
Posted by: DR.WTF at September 23, 2019 11:34 AM (aS1PU)


Although she's a fine actress, I've never thought Bacall was that much of a beauty. But when Dolores appeared on screen for the first time, she took my breath away.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 11:37 AM (FbBpr)

88 Whenever Poldark rides into town they show a view from the top of the cliffs overlooking the sea as the horse travels from left to right.

When he returns from town they show the same view with the horse trotting from right to left.

Whenever my wife and I look out on the deck and see our Australian shepherd Buckley trot across the deck after a chipmunk we way, "Poldark!!"

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 11:32 AM (m45I2)

Ha! My husband and I used to joke about that same scene. He needed to be holding a potted plant that gets bigger after each trip.

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2019 11:37 AM (cF8AT)

89 Hoo boy could I go for some bacon right now.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 23, 2019 11:37 AM (RD7QR)

90 It's not Wes Studi. Or even Iron Eyes Cody.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 11:37 AM (NWiLs)

91 71 I was reading somewhere that Seinfeld was worth somewhere north of 9.6 million. That deal with Netflix should put him over the top.
Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2019 11:35 AM (OyyDO)

Bleh. That should be 960 million.

Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2019 11:37 AM (OyyDO)

92 These Trudeau memes are like Pringles.


https://mobile.twitter.com/andrewklavan/status/1175525378443472896

Posted by: 29Victor at September 23, 2019 11:37 AM (BJKQV)

93 That's a lot of clowns."

Send 'em in...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 23, 2019 11:38 AM (6qErC)

94 The MSM stopped doing their job around McCarthy's time, IIRC.

Just been a slow downhill until this past few decades.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2019 11:38 AM (pUDQf)

95 "If the mainstream media were doing its job, J-school students would be
taught that their job is to report the facts, not change the world."

or change the world by tracking down the real story, exposing the subterfuge of corrupt politicians, for example.


Instead we have media helping cover up the real story, to promote the subterfuge of the "DeepState" and/or the various subversive elements. They are nearly all on board with orchestrated FakeNews memes ... while RealJournalism is Solomon, Mollie, Attkisson, etc. (or we hope)


But there are even deeper crimes imo, that no one will touch ... that I think is the human trafficking and mafia/syndicate direct ties to BigNames. Cernovich stumbled across such stuff, followed up on by the Miami Herald (?) and he said he was told to stand down "you don't know what you are getting into" ... and he did stand down.


There is BigCrime that is well known but too big to even mention ... (maybe Bulger and the Biden kid and Ukraine are tied to that, or maybe that is a different crime syndicate that is TooBigToJail ... ) We know Schumer described even our DeepState spies as having six ways from Sunday to get you, even to get POTUS ... and they have shown that is true. Get you for exposing the crime syndicate ... (even if true blue patriot field agents are compartmentalized away from the likes of Strzok/Mueller/Bulger/Epstein syndicate level).

Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2019 11:38 AM (Cus5s)

96 71
I was reading somewhere that Seinfeld was worth somewhere north of 9.6
million. That deal with Netflix should put him over the top.

Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2019 11:35 AM (OyyDO)
Netflix hasn't demonstrated that they are smart with money. The deal they gave TFG and his husband. Now this.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 23, 2019 11:38 AM (N39Ws)

97 If the media were their job their much loved Democratic Party might not be entirely insane.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 23, 2019 11:38 AM (Uu+Jp)

98
Christ DIED on a cross!

What was the cross made of?

WOOD!

What are plants made of?

WOOD!

KILL ALL PLANTS!

Posted by: If Christians Thought Like Muslims... at September 23, 2019 11:38 AM (UFLLM)

99 Arrest just announced!

Police arrested Sanchez Montalvo in connection with the mass drug overdoses on the South Side.

He was taken into custody without incident at a house in McKees Rocks 3 a.m. this morning.

Investigators confirmed that Sanchez - Montalvo was at the Insomnia Discotec in Brookline on Saturday night, where orange wristbands were distributed to patrons. All of the overdose victims wore orange wristbands.

At some point in the evening, Sanchez-Montalvo left Insomnia and went to the South Side apartment, where he had been staying. Several other individuals who were at Insomnia, including members of the band that played at the bar on Saturday night, joined him for what was described as an "after-party."

Sanchez-Montalvo distributed a white powdered substance, believed to be cocaine, to those in attendance. Shortly after, multiple people became seriously ill. Three of them died at the scene.

Public Safety Director Wendell Hissrich, who was on scene Sunday morning when the overdoses were first reported, thanked Pittsburgh EMS, Fire and Police for their swift responses Sunday morning and for working tirelessly to save lives. In addition, he thanked the public and media for providing important information during this incident. Hissrich also thanked law enforcement agencies, including the FBI's Western Pennsylvania Opioid Task Force, which is comprised of law enforcement officers from the FBI, Port Authority Police of Allegheny County, the Allegheny County Sheriff's Office, the North Versailles Police Department and the Stowe Twp. Police Department, along wi

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 23, 2019 11:39 AM (BqBId)

100 >If the mainstream media were doing its job, Donald Trump would not be president.

True from a certain point of view. They have drowned out anyone who dares to annoy a dem for a few decades. Trump is a tiny measure of their own behavior right back at them.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 23, 2019 11:39 AM (Sqp8B)

101 The chick is Delores Moran.



a vintage ette.



Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:28 AM (uLuPn)

Mulva? No, that can't be it.

Posted by: Seinfeld at September 23, 2019 11:39 AM (q1Pj5)

102 it's pointless to ask how much that would cost because money is a social construct.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter

---

Inform your commie workmate you've taken steps with the Payroll Dept to have his social construct stopped every two weeks.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2019 11:39 AM (Y4EXg)

103 Ot- Wife and I started Keto diet. She is down 9 pounds I don't know how much I have lost. Wish us happy diets.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 23, 2019 11:39 AM (0OmEj)

104 If the MSM did their job half of them would be serving coffee somewhere.

If the MSM did their job the NYT would be short one Pulitzer.

If the MSM did their job, Google, Facebook and the rest of Big Tech would go the way of AT&T in the 80's and be split up.

If the MSM did their job, people would be able to learn without reading between the lines, the ethnic or legal status of accused criminals.

If the MSM did their job, they would reward with honors and prizes actual journalism and not Narratives.

Posted by: vivi at September 23, 2019 11:39 AM (11H2y)

105 I was reading somewhere that Seinfeld was worth somewhere north of 9.6 million. That deal with Netflix should put him over the top.
Posted by: Kris


Jerry himself is worth $950 million.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2019 11:39 AM (VY2sw)

106 Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 23, 2019 11:35 AM (NVYyb)

( *blushes* )

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 11:39 AM (FbBpr)

107 Although she's a fine actress, I've never thought
Bacall was that much of a beauty.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor


Do your parents know about your, er, proclivities yet.

Posted by: pep at September 23, 2019 11:40 AM (T6t7i)

108 93 That's a lot of clowns."

Send 'em in...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 23, 2019 11:38 AM (6qErC)

Don't bother.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 11:40 AM (NWiLs)

109 Still laughing at the gif from the previous thread

Posted by: VMom's phone at September 23, 2019 11:40 AM (EGSGm)

110 Arrest just announced!

Police arrested Sanchez Montalvo in connection with the mass drug overdoses on the South Side.

He was taken into custody without incident at a house in McKees Rocks 3 a.m. this morning.

Investigators confirmed that Sanchez - Montalvo was at the Insomnia Discotec in Brookline on Saturday night, where orange wristbands were distributed to patrons. All of the overdose victims wore orange wristbands.

At some point in the evening, Sanchez-Montalvo left Insomnia and went to the South Side apartment, where he had been staying. Several other individuals who were at Insomnia, including members of the band that played at the bar on Saturday night, joined him for what was described as an "after-party."

Sanchez-Montalvo distributed a white powdered substance, believed to be cocaine, to those in attendance. Shortly after, multiple people became seriously ill. Three of them died at the scene.

Public Safety Director Wendell Hissrich, who was on scene Sunday morning when the overdoses were first reported, thanked Pittsburgh EMS, Fire and Police for their swift responses Sunday morning and for working tirelessly to save lives. In addition, he thanked the public and media for providing important information during this incident. Hissrich also thanked law enforcement agencies, including the FBI's Western Pennsylvania Opioid Task Force, which is comprised of law enforcement officers from the FBI, Port Authority Police of Allegheny County, the Allegheny County Sheriff's Office, the North Versailles Police Department and the Stowe Twp. Police Department, along with the Pittsburgh Bureau of Police and the Drug Enforcement Administration.
*********
Copy & Paste the whole text Dumbass!! I Need more Coffee & it is Monday

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 23, 2019 11:40 AM (BqBId)

111 My wife and I have liked the Poldark reboot quite a bit; the upcoming season is supposed to be the last.

One issue is that it gets darker and darker as it progresses, but that comes from the novels it is based on. It's a really good historical drama, and the setting in Cornwall is a nice break from what's usually portrayed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 11:41 AM (Kpl3J)

112 103 Ot- Wife and I started Keto diet. She is down 9 pounds I don't know how much I have lost. Wish us happy diets.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 23, 2019 11:39 AM (0OmEj)

Good luck!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 11:41 AM (NWiLs)

113 Now, speaking of Lugers and other Germanic things, one of the guys at the gas station I bs with, who should be here if he is not, brought up our gal Sinema. He says she ought to jump ship on the dems, and because the repubs are Nazis, go full Hugo Boss on her wardrobe. SS uniform, boots, riding crop, etc. Add hot pants. He said the old pervs on the hill wouldn't get anything done, like they do now.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 23, 2019 11:41 AM (C1Lsn)

114 He needed to be holding a potted plant that gets bigger after each trip.
Posted by: Tami



****

Ha! Nice!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (m45I2)

115 Whenever Poldark rides into town they show a view from the top of the cliffs overlooking the sea as the horse travels from left to right.
------------

Poldark plot for next week:

Hate
Love
Anger
Angst
Reconciliation

Meet the new week, same as the old week.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (xSo9G)

116 Trump is a tiny measure of their own behavior right back at them.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 23, 2019 11:39 AM (Sqp8B)


Right. It's kind of like what Trinity told Neo in The Matrix: 'You move like they do.'

Trump broke the matrix!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (FbBpr)

117 >>There's a popular view that 20 years later Seinfeld should be public domain. Cuz....FAIRNESS!! And also another popular view that Seinfeld shouldn't be on any platform cuz...white people show with lots of racially insensitive episodes.


There seems to be a trend of popularity of pre-woke era sitcoms, including Seinfeld, Friends and The Office. My teen says The Office is very popular with kids.

Comedy before wokeness destroyed all of the potential jokes. Also, white people making fun of themselves and their own foibles and prejudices without it being a self-hatefest.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (bDqIh)

118 For the 'Ettes.
Where'd you get that pic of Vox Day?

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (WB8E+)

119

I thought all actors wanted to direct.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (aKsyK)

120 Ot- Wife and I started Keto diet. She is down 9 pounds I don't know how much I have lost. Wish us happy diets.



Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 23, 2019 11:39 AM (0OmEj)

Keto on!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (q1Pj5)

121 115 Poldark plot for next week:

Hate
Love
Anger
Angst
Reconciliation

Meet the new week, same as the old week.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (xSo9G)

===========

Don't forget.

Not pregnant.
New 3 year old kid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (q80AH)

122 Is it mean that I watched that GIF from last thread too many times??

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (BqBId)

123 Don't bother.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 11:40 AM (NWiLs)

okay that's good. that was really good.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (Kpl3J)

124 We're binge watching Mindhunter, and last night saw the one with Charles Manson.
The actor resembled Charlie, but he wasn't near crazy enough.

Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (uLuPn)

125 The guy is one of the Village People. The girl looks like a real Sweetheart.... her name doesn't really matter.

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 11:43 AM (bCLt0)

126 The actor resembled Charlie, but he wasn't near crazy enough.
Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (uLuPn)

Dewey Crowe!

Posted by: VMom's phone at September 23, 2019 11:43 AM (EGSGm)

127 It amazes me that Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee is as good as it is.

Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2019 11:43 AM (OyyDO)

128 There seems to be a trend of popularity of pre-woke era sitcoms, including Seinfeld, Friends and The Office. My teen says The Office is very popular with kids.

-------------

Seems obvious, but I haven't thought about this.

This makes a lot of sense.

Posted by: SH at September 23, 2019 11:43 AM (sX1BW)

129 Makin' bacon pancakes?

Posted by: Jake the Dog at September 23, 2019 11:44 AM (a6Trj)

130 If Donald Trump took over CNN, it would be the most popular channel in America overnight.
Posted by: trev006


In the fictional "future history" novel "The Profession" by Steven Pressfield, (written about 10 or 12 years ago), it is actually Trump-CNN.

Funny to re-read that now. And how fracking and horizontal drilling to get to shale oil and gas has made this story now totally redonkulus.
Pressfield is a very good writer, though.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 23, 2019 11:44 AM (vcOmj)

131 Trump should buy CNN.

Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:44 AM (uLuPn)

132 124 We're binge watching Mindhunter, and last night saw the one with Charles Manson.
The actor resembled Charlie, but he wasn't near crazy enough.
Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (uLuPn)


The Giant Serial Killer is the best character in the series. By far.

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 11:45 AM (bCLt0)

133 >>Trump is a tiny measure of their own behavior right back at them.

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

It's science.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 11:45 AM (ZLI7S)

134 115 Whenever Poldark rides into town they show a view from the top of the cliffs overlooking the sea as the horse travels from left to right.
------------
Well one of the Bronte's took that scene and wrote an entire novel based on it, and look how that worked out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 11:45 AM (Kpl3J)

135 >>It's not Wes Studi. Or even Iron Eyes Cody.


WES STUDI would be an great pic for the 'ettes!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 11:45 AM (bDqIh)

136 The Giant Serial Killer is the best character in the series. By far.
Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 11:45 AM (bCLt0)

Is this the one who likes women's shoes?

Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:45 AM (uLuPn)

137 18 Bacon with pancakes? Honestly I'm not sure.
Posted by: Someguy at September 23, 2019 11:27 AM (Wj9tV)

I'm with you. Let the pancakes be pancakes, and give me some bacon on the side.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2019 11:45 AM (Ez6QX)

138 121 115 Poldark plot for next week:
Hate
Love
Anger
Angst
Reconciliation
Meet the new week, same as the old week.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (xSo9G)
===========

Don't forget.
Not pregnant.
New 3 year old kid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (q80AH)


Stop it, you guys! It's one of the few TV series Mrs. Muse and I can watch that isn't clogged up with barnyard sex or homo crap.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 11:46 AM (FbBpr)

139 The Giant Serial Killer is the best character in the series. By far.
Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 11:45 AM (bCLt0

In real life he recorded a bunch of audiobooks
Creepy

Posted by: VMom's phone at September 23, 2019 11:46 AM (EGSGm)

140 132 124 We're binge watching Mindhunter, and last night saw the one with Charles Manson.
The actor resembled Charlie, but he wasn't near crazy enough.
Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (uLuPn)


The Giant Serial Killer is the best character in the series. By far.
Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 11:45 AM (bCLt0)

Ed Kemper. And I think it's the same actor that plays Hazel in The Umbrella Academy.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 11:46 AM (NWiLs)

141 128
There seems to be a trend of popularity of pre-woke era sitcoms,
including Seinfeld, Friends and The Office. My teen says The Office is
very popular with kids.



-------------



Seems obvious, but I haven't thought about this.



This makes a lot of sense.

Posted by: SH at September 23, 2019 11:43 AM (sX1BW)
ITS FUNNY CAUSE THE PREWOKE COMEDIES ARE FUNNY AND THE WOKE COMEDIES ARE WOKE AND NOT FUNNY AND JENNIFER ANISTON'S NIPPLES AND PRETTY GIRLS KISSING REAL BOYS.

Posted by: Ben Rothlisbergergler at September 23, 2019 11:47 AM (ymnmz)

142 We're binge watching Mindhunter, and last night saw the one with Charles Manson.
The actor resembled Charlie, but he wasn't near crazy enough.
Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (uLuPn)
******
Late is season 2 they filmed in my hometown is SW Pa & the next town down the Yough River. Yeah I have watched them all

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 23, 2019 11:47 AM (BqBId)

143 And everybody ought to recognize him in this photo.



So, what your saying is that the Moron Nation remembers bartenders, like John "Weepy" Boehner?

Posted by: Paladin at September 23, 2019 11:47 AM (GsJMP)

144 138
Don't forget.
Not pregnant.
New 3 year old kid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (q80AH)

Stop it, you guys! It's one of the few TV series Mrs. Muse and I can watch that isn't clogged up with barnyard sex or homo crap.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 11:46 AM (FbBpr)

=========

I just think the woman's gestational period is about 37 minutes.

She must eat a lot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 11:47 AM (q80AH)

145 137 18 Bacon with pancakes? Honestly I'm not sure.
Posted by: Someguy at September 23, 2019 11:27 AM (Wj9tV)

I'm with you. Let the pancakes be pancakes, and give me some bacon on the side.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2019 11:45 AM (Ez6QX)

Huh. I thought you'd be more adventurous than that.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 11:47 AM (NWiLs)

146 Ot- Wife and I started Keto diet. She is down 9 pounds I don't know how much I have lost. Wish us happy diets.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable.

----

Wonderful! Bacon, sour cream, salmon and butter for the win!!

(Not all at the same time. Hmmm, well, maybe. . . )

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2019 11:47 AM (Y4EXg)

147 If you seriously look at the history of our press I dont think you can come up with a time it didnt suck.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 23, 2019 11:47 AM (7OF+y)

148 127 It amazes me that Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee is as good as it is.
Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2019 11:43 AM (OyyDO)

It depends on who he's talking to.

The Howard Stern episode was wince-inducing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 23, 2019 11:47 AM (bcbK8)

149 Ed Kemper is a fascinating monster.

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 11:48 AM (bCLt0)

150
The idea that Trump is a puppet of Putin who also climbs in to bed with Putin's enemy Zelensky is silly.

But the Left believes it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 11:48 AM (AzW6q)

151 There can be only one (Hazel)!

Posted by: Mr. Baxter's Hazel at September 23, 2019 11:48 AM (q1Pj5)

152 Whenever Poldark rides into town they show a view from the top of the cliffs overlooking the sea as the horse travels from left to right.

When he returns from town they show the same view with the horse trotting from right to left.
---------

One of my favorite movie faux pas moments is in 'Titanic'. Here's the clip, about 30 sec. in you'll hear the frantic order "Hard a'starboard!", watch what the helmsman does....

http://tinyurl.com/y6x8qpjh

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2019 11:48 AM (xSo9G)

153 132 124 We're binge watching Mindhunter, and last night saw the one with Charles Manson.
The actor resembled Charlie, but he wasn't near crazy enough.
Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (uLuPn)


The Giant Serial Killer is the best character in the series. By far.
Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 11:45 AM (bCLt0)

Kemper? I did not know until after I finished the first season that he was real. He seemed so over the top that he had to be made up. The fact that he was real, and that his lines in the show are almost word-for-word from actual interviews, makes him the creepiest guy in the show. Every time he shows up it freaks me out.

Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2019 11:48 AM (OyyDO)

154 133 >>Trump is a tiny measure of their own behavior right back at them.

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

It's science.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 11:45 AM (ZLI7S)

Trump is willing to fight dirty, which is why he wins. When you're not willing to fight dirty no matter what, you'll always be beaten by someone that will.

"Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack." -A Ferengi Rule of Acquisition.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 23, 2019 11:48 AM (PNBod)

155 That guy is as Indian as me!

Posted by: Fauxahauntas Warren Red Chicken at September 23, 2019 11:48 AM (gmo/4)

156 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 11:42 AM (q80AH)

Stop it, you guys! It's one of the few TV series Mrs. Muse and I can watch that isn't clogged up with barnyard sex or homo crap.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 11:46 AM (FbBpr)

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I just think the woman's gestational period is about 37 minutes.

She must eat a lot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 11:47 AM (q80AH)


She's part tribble.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 11:48 AM (NWiLs)

157 Trump should buy CNN.

Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:44 AM (uLuPn)

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Why? He gets to live in their heads right now, rent free.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 23, 2019 11:48 AM (NVYyb)

158 WES STUDI would be an great pic for the 'ettes!!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 11:45 AM (bDqIh)

We are number one! All others are number two, or lower.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2019 11:49 AM (Ez6QX)

159 There can be only one (Hazel)!

Praise be !

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2019 11:49 AM (arJlL)

160 >>Seems obvious, but I haven't thought about this.
This makes a lot of sense.


No lectures, minimal activism, whatever points they make are pulled off with silliness instead of hate. Also, no one escapes having faults/bad behavior.

Watched "Late Night" recently (free on AmazonPrime), which was written by Mindy Kailing. Just awful. Feminist and Intersectional rants in place of humor. Mindy's character was pretty much a "magic negro."

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 11:49 AM (bDqIh)

161 My wife is watching "Shetland".

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 23, 2019 11:49 AM (NVYyb)

162 Trump should buy CNN.
Posted by: ALH


I think it is presently owned by AT&T, which bought Time-Warner. Why the DOJ didn't block this because of "monopoly" is just about beyond silly.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 23, 2019 11:50 AM (vcOmj)

163 Heart attack on a plate! I'm seriously worried about youse guys..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 23, 2019 11:50 AM (so+oy)

164 160. My wife is a big Mindy fan, and even she thought that was a boring movie. I am sure it is, in Mindy's mind anyway, somewhat autobiographical. It was very boring.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 23, 2019 11:50 AM (wGbBR)

165 Seinfeld's apartment in NYC is worth $ 6 million.

Posted by: JAS at September 23, 2019 11:50 AM (0LxiW)

166 Is bacon infused pancakes crossing the streams? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2019 11:50 AM (gmo/4)

167 Sorry, my tastebuds just don't get the whole bacon + sweet thing.

And I've tried quite a few. I still prefer bacon fresh out of the pan.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 11:51 AM (DuZls)

168 I just think the woman's gestational period is about 37 minutes.
She must eat a lot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 11:47 AM (q80AH)


They had higher metabolisms in those days, which is also why they didn't live as long. Stands to reason.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 11:51 AM (FbBpr)

169 We binged watched Outlander, thanks to the missus. There was a Lot of sex... had a goodly share of violence too.

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 11:51 AM (bCLt0)

170 Is bacon infused pancakes crossing the streams? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Archer
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Only in the presence of a maple syrup catalyst.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2019 11:51 AM (CDGwz)

171 Who Dis? : Joe Biden with blonde wig sniffing it & Joseph Biden knifing colored pool goers.


what do I win.....Yeah I get to stay in the pool and have Biden save my life and unchain me.

Posted by: saf at September 23, 2019 11:51 AM (5IHGB)

172 Patterico says Biden is less corrupt than Drumpf.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 23, 2019 11:51 AM (y7DUB)

173 Oh geez - not Wes Studi, Eric Schweig!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 11:51 AM (bDqIh)

174 My wife is watching "Shetland".
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 23, 2019 11:49 AM (NVYyb)
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About Washington?--wait. That's an 'e'.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 11:52 AM (DuZls)

175 "If the mainstream media were doing its job, J-school students would be taught that their job is to report the facts, not change the world.

"If the mainstream media were doing its job, Americans wouldn't hold journalists in such contempt, even lower than TV evangelists and used-car salesmen.


These two. The first one, in particular, is endemic throughout the humanities. One does not study history to "change to the world" - one studies history to understand the world and how we got to where we are. This crap is constant and degrades studies.

And as to used car salesmen, they often play a bit free and easy with the truth and they are generally unpleasant to deal with - but they're moving a product. Journalists are no longer moving a product and have lost that final check on their behavior. No one is buying what they're selling anymore, and those on top are the kept women of a rich man and do whatever they want. They're whores of a type, but far less honest and more immoral than legitimate whores.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 11:52 AM (I2dne)

176 Fox News most recent poll looks like April all over again. Biden at about 30, Bernie edging out Warren for 2d, Harris at 4th ahead of Buttigieg, and Beto in sixth with Yang way back in the lower tiers, Tulsi at zero.

I think the message here is that the polls are crap.

Posted by: blaster at September 23, 2019 11:34 AM (9VeU0)

You left out one - not that I think he has a chance, but he DOES have a big impact on the Money Primary.

Tom Steyer.

He was *supposed* to be using his millions to back some of the other Dems, and now they are pissed that he is using all of his money pushing online ads for his own candidacy. This is one of the reasons all the money for wannabes like Booker have dried up.

Bernie Sanders is as high as he can go. Maybe he can get 30% support, but he'll never get over that.

Biden - come on, what have we been talking about all weekend?

Buttigieg - he was just a novelty candidacy, his religious act has already worn out. He's got nothing.

Harris - 4th even in California? Come on, she's done. She was the Scott Walker of this campaign, looked good on paper, folded like a cheap lawn chair under fire.

Warren - sure, she's a lousy candidate. She's also gonna be the last Squaw standing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 11:52 AM (Kpl3J)

177 Curse you for that pancake pic. I'm trying to test drive a low carb diet this week and finding out how little I know how to fix that isn't based on some kind of carb/starch.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 23, 2019 11:52 AM (qc+VF)

178 161 My wife is watching "Shetland".
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 23, 2019 11:49 AM (NVYyb)


We liked Shetland, too. But we had to watch it with subtitles because the accents were so thick. I wonder if the third season is out, yet?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 11:52 AM (FbBpr)

179 169 We binged watched Outlander, thanks to the missus. There was a Lot of sex... had a goodly share of violence too.
Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 11:51 AM (bCLt0)

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It was best in its first two seasons. An interesting exploration of Scottish culture and history with a decent story at the center of it.

Ever since, it's been random adventures that feel just out of place. The second half of season 3 was probably the low point. Just a new threat or obstacle every half episode. There was no longer an overarching story, it was just new stuff to deal with.

The 4th season picked up a bit. It's back to pretty good, though I don't think it'll ever get as good as its first two seasons were.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 11:53 AM (q80AH)

180 172 Patterico says Biden is less corrupt than Drumpf.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 23, 2019 11:51 AM (y7DUB)

Patterico has lost his mind.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 11:53 AM (NWiLs)

181 Patterico says Biden is less corrupt than Drumpf.
Posted by: Captain Hate


Patterico is a useless waste of skin and is wasting someone else's air by breathing.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 23, 2019 11:54 AM (vcOmj)

182 My wife is watching "Shetland".


*******

We've seen all of those series. Liked 'em. Pretty well crafted stories, beautiful scenery.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 11:54 AM (m45I2)

183 >>Patterico says Biden is less corrupt than Drumpf.


Apparently, Patterico is a fucking retard.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 11:54 AM (VVjeB)

184 I think "Friends" is responsible for a lot of anger on the left.

Think about it--a bunch of people without real jobs live in a fabulous apartment suite and they never, never have to worry about money. I'm sure every "social justice" or "feminist theory" student thought, "Yeah, that's what's going to happen!"

Then reality set in, and they're working at a Starbucks with a huge student debt and no real future.

Because leftists are incapable of discarding their fantasies when reality appears, naturally they are angry that "the system" has failed to make their fantasies real.

I blame "Friends" for a lot of this.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 23, 2019 11:54 AM (E+OcO)

185
These two. The first one, in particular, is endemic throughout the humanities. One does not study history to "change to the world" - one studies history to understand the world and how we got to where we are. This crap is constant and degrades studies.
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Well, they don't study history at all. The UNC School of Journalism has eliminated all history and economics course requirements.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2019 11:54 AM (CDGwz)

186 177 Curse you for that pancake pic. I'm trying to test drive a low carb diet this week and finding out how little I know how to fix that isn't based on some kind of carb/starch.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 23, 2019 11:52 AM (qc+VF)

You won't feel very good for a few days but I lost two notches off my belt with it. Good luck!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 11:54 AM (NWiLs)

187 George Papadopoulos @GeorgePapa19
8h
I told you about Biden and Cyprus

Rudy Giuliani @RudyGiuliani
NEW FACT: One $3million payment to Biden's son from Ukraine to Latvia to Cyprus to US. When Prosecutor asked Cyprus for amount going to son, he was told US embassy (Obama's) instructed them not to provide the amount. Prosecutor getting too close to son and Biden had him fired.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 23, 2019 11:54 AM (BqBId)

188 Shetland is a BBC detective show, takes place in the Shetland Islands and doesn't have wanton sex/violence. I think it's on Netflix, or maybe Amazon One of those.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 23, 2019 11:55 AM (NVYyb)

189 172 Patterico says Biden is less corrupt than Drumpf.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 23, 2019 11:51 AM (y7DUB)


Patterico has his head up his ass. Another man ruined by TDS.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 11:55 AM (FbBpr)

190 172 Patterico says Biden is less corrupt than Drumpf.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 23, 2019 11:51 AM (y7DUB)

And that's why Patterico, who used to get respect as a writer, has the average viewership of a 14 year old girls facebook page.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 11:55 AM (Kpl3J)

191 183 >>Patterico says Biden is less corrupt than Drumpf.


Apparently, Patterico is a fucking retard.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 11:54 AM (VVjeB)

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He will also never vote Republican again because they "raised his taxes" by eliminating the SALT deduction over $10,000.

He's a smart one. Just ask him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 11:55 AM (q80AH)

192 We just rented The Fanatic off of Prime over the weekend. A slow burn and kinda creepy. Travolta is good. The ending doesn't really work though.

Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2019 11:55 AM (OyyDO)

193 63 I thought that was I Don't Know.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm

He was the player to be named later.
Posted by: JT at September 23, 2019 11:34 AM (arJlL)

He's not a player, he just crush a lot

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 23, 2019 11:56 AM (bcbK8)

194 Stop it, you guys! It's one of the few TV series Mrs. Muse and I can watch that isn't clogged up with barnyard sex or homo crap.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 11:46



Poldark Writers: "Hmmm....let's see...we have a barnyard...throw in some hay...OK! Ratings' gold!!!"

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 11:56 AM (axyOa)

195 191 183 >>Patterico says Biden is less corrupt than Drumpf.


Apparently, Patterico is a fucking retard.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 11:54 AM (VVjeB)

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He will also never vote Republican again because they "raised his taxes" by eliminating the SALT deduction over $10,000.

He's a smart one. Just ask him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 11:55 AM (q80AH)

He should get the fuck out of Cali if he doesn't like it.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 11:56 AM (NWiLs)

196 Outlander is staple in our house. Wife has read and reread every book watched and rewatched every episode. I've read all of them and watched every one, good stuff with no sjw hate America bullshit. Good TV/

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 23, 2019 11:56 AM (0OmEj)

197 Apparently, Patterico is a fucking retard.
Posted by: garrett

Are we allowed to say that ?

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2019 11:56 AM (arJlL)

198 188 Shetland is a BBC detective show, takes place in the Shetland Islands and doesn't have wanton sex/violence. I think it's on Netflix, or maybe Amazon One of those.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 23, 2019 11:55 AM (NVYyb)


It's on Netflix, which means I can't watch it any more, because I dropped Neflix. Don't want to spend money on both Netflix and Amazon Prime.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 11:56 AM (FbBpr)

199 179

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It was best in its first two seasons. An interesting exploration of Scottish culture and history with a decent story at the center of it.

Ever since, it's been random adventures that feel just out of place. The second half of season 3 was probably the low point. Just a new threat or obstacle every half episode. There was no longer an overarching story, it was just new stuff to deal with.

The 4th season picked up a bit. It's back to pretty good, though I don't think it'll ever get as good as its first two seasons were.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 11:53 AM (q80AH)

Absolutely agree. Seasons 1 and 2 were excellent story telling. And Catriona Balfe is cute, so to speak....

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 11:56 AM (bCLt0)

200 >>Rudy Giuliani @RudyGiuliani
NEW FACT: One $3million payment to Biden's son from Ukraine to Latvia to Cyprus to US. When Prosecutor asked Cyprus for amount going to son, he was told US embassy (Obama's) instructed them not to provide the amount. Prosecutor getting too close to son and Biden had him fired.

So you're saying there was money laundering going on?

cough Panama Papers cough

Who knew?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 11:56 AM (ZLI7S)

201 Patterico says Biden is less corrupt than Drumpf.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 23, 2019 11:51 AM (y7DUB)

Patterico has lost his mind.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 11:53 AM (NWiLs)
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The quality of some of his arguments has taken a direct turn into libland. Like mind-reading to which he adds taking lib misquotes as if they were the actual thing.

I can't believe that's a sharp mind people have touted.

But I noticed--almost universally--that as you approach conservative critic the quality of argument approaches lib.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 11:56 AM (DuZls)

202 192 We just rented The Fanatic off of Prime over the weekend. A slow burn and kinda creepy. Travolta is good. The ending doesn't really work though.
Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2019 11:55 AM (OyyDO)

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RLM just reviewed it on Half in the Bag.

Sounds...not great, though they gave it some kind of quasi-recommendation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 11:56 AM (q80AH)

203 192 We just rented The Fanatic off of Prime over the weekend. A slow burn and kinda creepy. Travolta is good. The ending doesn't really work though.
Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2019 11:55 AM (OyyDO)

RLM just did a review, haven't watched it yet, though. Saving it for a lunch treat.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 23, 2019 11:57 AM (bcbK8)

204 188 Shetland is a BBC detective show, takes place in the Shetland Islands and doesn't have wanton sex/violence. I think it's on Netflix, or maybe Amazon One of those.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 23, 2019 11:55 AM (NVYyb)

Sounds good, I'll have to check it out.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2019 11:57 AM (Ez6QX)

205 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 11:57 AM (9gDA7)

206 So you're saying there was money laundering going on?
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Like, with a Maytag?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at September 23, 2019 11:57 AM (vg8iE)

207 Jerry himself is worth $950 million.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2019 11:39 AM (VY2sw)

ChiTown Jerry?

Posted by: clutch at September 23, 2019 11:57 AM (9WH38)

208 Trump should buy CNN.

Posted by: ALH at September 23, 2019 11:44 AM (uLuPn)
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The AP would be a far better choice for targeted acquisition by a conservative op. Most newspapers on the ropes. If you don't subscribe to your local daily (you probably don't), go to a restaurant or someplace that has them and leaf through it. Count the articles from local reporters vs articles from the AP or Reuters.

Taking over Reuters would be hard because Thomson just did a big maneuver that will keep them healthy for a while. AP, though, is vulnerable. If a conservative or conservative cabal were to exercise a clandestine takeover, it could have gigantic cultural implications if done carefully over a couple of years.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 11:57 AM (I2dne)

209 We liked Shetland, too. But we had to watch it with subtitles because the accents were so thick. I wonder if the third season is out, yet?


*******

We watched Season 4 on DVD earlier this year. Season 5 has been filmed but I don't think is out on DVD yet.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 11:58 AM (m45I2)

210 Because leftists are incapable of discarding their fantasies when reality appears, naturally they are angry that "the system" has failed to make their fantasies real.

I blame "Friends" for a lot of this.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 23, 2019 11:54 AM (E+OcO)

Most of my childhood fantasies involved giant robots or starfighters. Maybe there's a benefit to having your escapism be distinctly unreal.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 23, 2019 11:58 AM (PNBod)

211 Well, they don't study history at all. The UNC School of Journalism has eliminated all history and economics course requirements.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Eliminating history? Well, they're missing a chance to feature Howard Zinn's book, I tells ya!

History has been erased!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 23, 2019 11:58 AM (vcOmj)

212 I too am a fan of the memes blasting genderqueer Justin Trudeau.

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 11:58 AM (9gDA7)

213 There is a pent up anger in those bacon pancakes for GENUINE Maple Syrup tell Aunt Jemima to put her corporate CORN SYRUP into COLA.................cost of living adjustments for the LIVER damaged.

Posted by: saf at September 23, 2019 11:58 AM (5IHGB)

214 >>He will also never vote Republican again because they "raised his taxes" by eliminating the SALT deduction over $10,000.

He's a smart one. Just ask him.


Doesn't he live in California?

He can go suck a bag of dicks and then roll around in bum turds, for all I care.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 11:58 AM (VVjeB)

215 trump on Cspan talking about religious freedom at the UN.
I love that man.

Posted by: vivi at September 23, 2019 11:58 AM (11H2y)

216

I saw Barnyard Homos open for That's Disgusting at Folsom Street Fair '13. Walked out. Really nasty.

Posted by: TransNic Moron at September 23, 2019 11:58 AM (UFLLM)

217 214 >>He will also never vote Republican again because they "raised his taxes" by eliminating the SALT deduction over $10,000.

He's a smart one. Just ask him.


Doesn't he live in California?

He can go suck a bag of dicks and then roll around in bum turds, for all I care.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 11:58 AM (VVjeB)

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I remember him reacting to the idea of him leaving California.

Apparently he loves the weather just so much.

Again...he's really smart. Just ask him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 11:58 AM (q80AH)

218 FTR - I think those pancakes look kinda gross.

Not a fan of putting Bacon in things that they belong next to on a plate.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 11:59 AM (VVjeB)

219
Patterico says Biden is less corrupt than Drumpf.

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LOL. I don't buy the Trump is a corrupt leader, but let's say I did. Just a greedy, power-hungry dick who wants to enrich himself and his family, and grab as much influence for them as he can.

Even as President, he still doesn't have the means or opportunity. Both parties are out to get his scalp, and Biden has four decades of DC connections in both of those parties, and a long history of top-level leadership in the Senate and White House.

Trump simply doesn't have the ability, or the time in office to be more corrupt than Biden. The idea is laughable.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 11:59 AM (AzW6q)

220 The sex in Dad's Army is more wink wink nudge nudge than explicit.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2019 11:59 AM (q1Pj5)

221 Well, they don't study history at all. The UNC School of Journalism has eliminated all history and economics course requirements.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2019 11:54 AM (CDGwz)
++++++++++
I was referring to the rot in the humanities in general and history is always at the top of my mind since I studied it in school. But it is very distressing to hear that about the UNC J-School. The way that history is taught makes this move irrelevant in reality, but philosophically it is a pretty serious demerit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 11:59 AM (I2dne)

222 In the fictional "future history" novel "The Profession" by Steven Pressfield, (written about 10 or 12 years ago), it is actually Trump-CNN. 

Funny to re-read that now. And how fracking and horizontal drilling to get to shale oil and gas has made this story now totally redonkulus. 
Pressfield is a very good writer, though.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 23, 2019 11:44 AM (vcOmj)

No way. And that's before he became the leader of an insanely successful political vanguard.

Posted by: trev006 at September 23, 2019 11:59 AM (BqeNP)

223 >>Apparently he loves the weather just so much.

Yeah, the fires and the subsequent mud slides are lovely this time of year.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 12:00 PM (VVjeB)

224 RAS has Trump's JA at 52/46 again today. For those who aren't aware, RAS applies a "likely voter" (LV) screen, but other pollsters generally don't do that this early-- it's too expensive. They also don't poll daily, as RAS does.

Trump is SIX POINTS BETTER than Shit-Midas on the corresponding date in 2011!

(This is good!)

Posted by: mnw at September 23, 2019 12:00 PM (Cssks)

225 184 I think "Friends" is responsible for a lot of anger on the left.

Think about it--a bunch of people without real jobs live in a fabulous apartment suite and they never, never have to worry about money. I'm sure every "social justice" or "feminist theory" student thought, "Yeah, that's what's going to happen!"

Then reality set in, and they're working at a Starbucks with a huge student debt and no real future.

Because leftists are incapable of discarding their fantasies when reality appears, naturally they are angry that "the system" has failed to make their fantasies real.

I blame "Friends" for a lot of this.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 23, 2019 11:54 AM (E+OcO)

I never got the popularity of Friends. The characters are not likable, at all. It was like Beverly Hills 90210. It was popular because all the cool kids like it, I guess. Pfft.

Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2019 12:00 PM (OyyDO)

226 Serious question... was not Patterico a big W supporter.? Was he not also a big Iraq war booster?

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 12:00 PM (bCLt0)

227 225
I never got the popularity of Friends. The characters are not likable, at all. It was like Beverly Hills 90210. It was popular because all the cool kids like it, I guess. Pfft.
Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2019 12:00 PM (OyyDO)

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Meh.

Seinfeld is populated by psychopathic narcissists, and it's hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 12:01 PM (q80AH)

228 >>Well, they don't study history at all. The UNC School of Journalism has eliminated all history and economics course requirements.


The good news is Tuition is down from $40k a year to $45k a year.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 12:01 PM (VVjeB)

229 Trump didn't get an officer of the Ukraine government fired.

And his influence was a billion dollars less than a billion dollars.

How the hell is that "more corrupt"?

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:01 PM (DuZls)

230 Seinfeld is populated by psychopathic narcissists, and it's hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 12:01 PM (q80AH)

And Kramer.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 23, 2019 12:02 PM (PNBod)

231 Am I the only one who had no idea the Emmys were on last night?

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2019 12:03 PM (Ez6QX)

232 Thanks for posting the info about Patterico as he's another NT I have banned myself from going to. Not one click! Screw them all, maybe their liberal buddies will go there! Going to be interesting whether it's 2020 or 4 years later when Trump is not in office. What are they going to say then? Come back? NOW you can trust me not to stab you? Fkc these capo jackals.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2019 12:03 PM (KBY7Z)

233 -
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Because leftists are incapable of discarding their fantasies when reality appears, naturally they are angry that "the system" has failed to make their fantasies real.

I blame "Friends" for a lot of this.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 23, 2019 11:54 AM

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Lefties are really unpleasant Phoebes.

Posted by: irright at September 23, 2019 12:03 PM (aSKRB)

234 Mrs D has also watched all the Outlander series. And I kinda join her when she puts Murdock Mysteries on. Or Endeavor. Or the Miss Fisher Murder Mysteries.

But my fix is Foyle's War. Easily some of the best TV ever done.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 12:03 PM (axyOa)

235 202 192 We just rented The Fanatic off of Prime over the weekend. A slow burn and kinda creepy. Travolta is good. The ending doesn't really work though.
Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2019 11:55 AM (OyyDO)

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RLM just reviewed it on Half in the Bag.

Sounds...not great, though they gave it some kind of quasi-recommendation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 11:56 AM (q80AH)

203 192 We just rented The Fanatic off of Prime over the weekend. A slow burn and kinda creepy. Travolta is good. The ending doesn't really work though.
Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2019 11:55 AM (OyyDO)

RLM just did a review, haven't watched it yet, though. Saving it for a lunch treat.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 23, 2019 11:57 AM (bcbK

Yeah. It's not great. OK for a Saturday afternoon when you're stuck inside with a cold tho.

Travolta is definitely channeling someone he ran into once, tho.

Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2019 12:03 PM (OyyDO)

236 >>I never got the popularity of Friends. The characters are not likable, at all. It was like Beverly Hills 90210. It was popular because all the cool kids like it, I guess. Pfft.


Same. I wasn't a Seinfeld fan, either.
I liked The Office.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2019 12:03 PM (bDqIh)

237 Am I the only one who had no idea the Emmys were on last night?

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2019 12:03 PM (Ez6QX)
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No. I would have to duck-duck it to see whether that was true or not.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:03 PM (DuZls)

238 We would never have gotten president Obama.
Clinton
Carter

Posted by: DaveA at September 23, 2019 12:04 PM (FhXTo)

239
If the mainstream media were doing its job, reporters would actually be disciplined or even fired for totally botching up a story.










Yes, but I take issue with the use of the word "botched". Botched implies that it was just sloppiness or incompetence, when in truth these stories are WILLFUL LIES by the reporters, abetted by editors and publishers who know full well that their reporters are peddling bullshit.

I don't see incompetence, I see malice.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 23, 2019 12:04 PM (veoSD)

240 I never got the popularity of Friends. The characters are not likable, at all. It was like Beverly Hills 90210. It was popular because all the cool kids like it, I guess. Pfft.
Posted by: Kris at September 23, 2019 12:00 PM (OyyDO)

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Meh.

Seinfeld is populated by psychopathic narcissists, and it's hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 12:01 PM (q80AH)

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Both shows were about a group of unlikable self-absorbed 30somethings living in NYC. Key difference though was that Friends (also applies to How I Met Your Mother) wanted you to like the characters and care about them, while Seinfeld definitely did not.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 23, 2019 12:04 PM (N4xQB)

241 208 - AP is a nonprofit (which should be audited, in my view) and a cooperative, unincorporated association. Can't be bought.
Their thumb is on the scale just like everyone else's.

Posted by: vivi at September 23, 2019 12:04 PM (11H2y)

242
AP, though, is vulnerable. If a conservative or conservative cabal were to exercise a clandestine takeover, it could have gigantic cultural implications if done carefully over a couple of years.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 11:57 AM (I2dne)

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It's a good idea, but it would have to be very clandestine.

As soon as word got out, all of those news services would immediately shift their dollars for wire service and pool footage to T/R, AFP, DPA, UPI - anyone but AP.

I think you'd have to quietly lock them into exclusivity agreements before they knew what happened to them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 12:04 PM (AzW6q)

243 Am I the only one who had no idea the Emmys were on last night?
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2019 12:03 PM

I didn't know either. Could care less so I guess that's why I didn't know.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2019 12:04 PM (KBY7Z)

244 It's my opinion that 80% of 'conservative' pundits have always been center left in there political and social philosophies but found a niche in the workplace and social circles in identifying as conservative.

Trump has made them reveal themselves.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 23, 2019 12:04 PM (lQSMb)

245 Well, they don't study history at all. The UNC School of Journalism has eliminated all history and economics course requirements.


The good news is Tuition is down from $40k a year to $45k a year.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 12:01 PM

****

Looks like the Math Department took some cuts too.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 12:04 PM (axyOa)

246 the only one who had no idea the Emmys were on last night?

Posted by: Jordan61


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I'm not even sure what they are. TV? Movies? Who cares, never watched any show where people give each other 'awards'.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 23, 2019 12:04 PM (YslsA)

247 Seinfeld is populated by psychopathic narcissists, and it's hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier

Ya know, I never saw one nanosecond of Seinfeld when it was in its run.

Then it was on in re-runs, and I would catch the last 5 mins of an episode while waiting for the news to come on.

And I'm like, holy shit, this is funny !

And I bought the DVD set.

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2019 12:04 PM (arJlL)

248

I was born in a cabbage patch and raised by wolves in a cave under a dumpster behind the bus station.

Never saw Seinfeld, Friends, Office etc.

Did see some reruns of Cheers, some of those were funny.

Posted by: TransNic Moron at September 23, 2019 12:04 PM (UFLLM)

249 Trump is corrupt, yet there's no evidence to prove anything against him in any way.

Yup. That's one smart fucker, that Patterico.....

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 12:04 PM (9gDA7)

250 The stupidity never ends, it just accelerates.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview

It isn't accelerating it only appears that way. Second law of thermodynamics, entropy. It's rational discourse that is being consumed and not replaced.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...pyro primate at September 23, 2019 12:04 PM (fjdt9)

251 94 The MSM stopped doing their job around McCarthy's time, IIRC.

Just been a slow downhill until this past few decades.

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Nah, the press has always been crap.

Watch The Front Page. 1928 play

"If you don't read the papers you're uninformed, if you do you're misinformed. -Mark Twain

The difference is that there used to be an assortment of Democrat and Republican papers. Nowadays it's uniformly Democrat Communist.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at September 23, 2019 12:05 PM (dmoiP)

252 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2019 11:48 AM (xSo9G)
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No, that was actually correct. The way the rudder linkages worked, putting the wheel over to port moves the rudder in the opposite direction, turning the ship's head to starboard.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 23, 2019 12:05 PM (iB1oa)

253 Argh. Shetland is available on Amazon Prime, but there's an additional fee. $1.99 per episode. So no.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 12:05 PM (FbBpr)

254 You left out one - not that I think he has a chance, but he DOES have a big impact on the Money Primary.

Tom Steyer.

He was *supposed* to be using his millions to back some of the other Dems, and now they are pissed that he is using all of his money pushing online ads for his own candidacy. This is one of the reasons all the money for wannabes like Booker have dried up.

Bernie Sanders is as high as he can go. Maybe he can get 30% support, but he'll never get over that.

Biden - come on, what have we been talking about all weekend?

Buttigieg - he was just a novelty candidacy, his religious act has already worn out. He's got nothing.

Harris - 4th even in California? Come on, she's done. She was the Scott Walker of this campaign, looked good on paper, folded like a cheap lawn chair under fire.

Warren - sure, she's a lousy candidate. She's also gonna be the last Squaw standing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 11:52 AM (Kpl3J)
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I agree with you analysis. I guess that leaves with the question: Who is Warren going to go with for VP.

A two woman ticket doesn't seem likely.
I'm not sure Biden would do another term as VP
Buteggigg? No
Bernie? Maybe but not likely.
Corey? Hmmm
Styer? I'm sure she'd like his money.

Posted by: WisRich at September 23, 2019 12:05 PM (G0vdT)

255 I confessed everything to my plants. I told them I was gonna cut them down, dismember them, let them dry out, then grind up their sexual organs and smoke them.

(Female sexual organs only.)

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at September 23, 2019 12:05 PM (5fSr7)

256 Trump simply doesn't have the ability, or the time in office to be more corrupt than Biden. The idea is laughable.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 11:59 AM (AzW6q)

It's also a hatred of the fact that Trump made a fortune in the private sphere, and men like Patterico are eternally jealous of that because they think they're "Smart!!!" but couldn't figure out how to. So, they buy into the old Marxist line that "behind every great fortune lies some great crime", even though that is just a cheap intellectual justification for Envy.

Men like Patterico buy into it so completely that they are *convinced* that Trump must have been constantly committing crimes, even though he's been monitored and investigated by State and Federal officials for 20 or 30 years now, and even though Trump has always had a small army of accountants and lawyers handling the details of his private finances.

Which all goes to prove that Patterico isn't a logical thinker at all, he bases all of his decisions on his emotions and prejudices. Wow he must be a great prosecutor.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 12:05 PM (Kpl3J)

257 231 Am I the only one who had no idea the Emmys were on last night?
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2019 12:03 PM (Ez6QX)

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No.

Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2019 12:05 PM (RU4sa)

258 the only one who had no idea the Emmys were on last night?

Posted by: Jordan61



Ummm.... Ya didn't win.

Sorry.

Posted by: JT at September 23, 2019 12:05 PM (arJlL)

259 161 My wife is watching "Shetland".

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 23, 2019 11:49 AM (NVYyb)

I've watched the whole series, including the new season.

I like the show.

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2019 12:05 PM (cF8AT)

260 241 208 - AP is a nonprofit (which should be audited, in my view) and a cooperative, unincorporated association. Can't be bought.
Their thumb is on the scale just like everyone else's.
Posted by: vivi at September 23, 2019 12:04 PM (11H2y)

Nonprofit just means no shareholders. I don't know what we'd be auditing.

Posted by: Someguy at September 23, 2019 12:05 PM (BiWEa)

261 Taking over Reuters would be hard because Thomson just did a big maneuver that will keep them healthy for a while. AP, though, is vulnerable. If a conservative or conservative cabal were to exercise a clandestine takeover, it could have gigantic cultural implications if done carefully over a couple of years.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 11:57 AM (I2dne)

Every liberal paper would blacklist AP and exclusively use Reuters. The President may as well invest in buggy whips. A tax on newspapers for their massive environment waste would work better.

Posted by: trev006 at September 23, 2019 12:05 PM (BqeNP)

262 I was born in a cabbage patch and raised by wolves in a cave under a dumpster behind the bus station.

Never saw Seinfeld, Friends, Office etc.

Did see some reruns of Cheers, some of those were funny.
Posted by: TransNic Moron at September 23, 2019 12:04 PM (UFLLM)


I must've been born in the same place. I've only seen a few episodes sparingly of Seinfeld and Friends. Can't stand Carrell, or whatever his name is, so I've never seen The Office.

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 12:05 PM (9gDA7)

263 AP is a nonprofit (which should be audited, in my view) and a cooperative, unincorporated association. Can't be bought.
Their thumb is on the scale just like everyone else's.
Posted by: vivi at September 23, 2019 12:04 PM (11H2y)
++++++++++
Ah, I did not know that - I thought they were a corporation like Reuters. Given that, I concur - audit them. Find something wrong (there is definitely something wrong - there is something wrong in any large organization) and then apply the Left's standard of "justice" and destroy them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 12:05 PM (I2dne)

264 We would never have gotten president Obama.
Clinton
Carter
forced Nixon out.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:06 PM (DuZls)

265 Did see some reruns of Cheers, some of those were funny.
Posted by: TransNic Moron at September 23, 2019 12:04 PM (UFLLM)


I'm working my way through reruns of Taxi. That show is freakin' *hilarious*.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 12:06 PM (FbBpr)

266 I only know because my son told me Peter Dinklage won last night and set a record for Emmy wins.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2019 12:06 PM (Ez6QX)

267 I was born in a desert, raised in a lion's den.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 12:06 PM (ZLI7S)

268 Well, they don't study history at all. The UNC School of Journalism has eliminated all history and economics course requirements.


The good news is Tuition is down from $40k a year to $45k a year.
Posted by: garrett
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Well, at least they tore down that nasty monument to Civil War dead.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2019 12:06 PM (xSo9G)

269 We watched Season 4 on DVD earlier this year. Season 5 has been filmed but I don't think is out on DVD yet.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 11:58 AM (m45I2)

It's out on BritBox.

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2019 12:07 PM (cF8AT)

270 >>My wife is watching "Shetland".


I hate anyone who had a Pony, growing up!

Posted by: Jerry at September 23, 2019 12:07 PM (VVjeB)

271 Which all goes to prove that Patterico isn't a logical thinker at all, he bases all of his decisions on his emotions and prejudices. Wow he must be a great prosecutor.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 12:05 PM (Kpl3J)

Given that the rule of law is a joke and our society would be better if we finger snapped 50% of lawyers out of existence, I'd be more surprised if Patterico was competent, even before knowing he's a NeverTrumper.

Posted by: trev006 at September 23, 2019 12:07 PM (BqeNP)

272 I had no idea about the Emmys.

I root for terrorist attacks at the Hollyweird ass slapping parties.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2019 12:07 PM (DUyNC)

273 Last squaw standing. Lizzy Borden. That's make analysis too.

Posted by: JAS at September 23, 2019 12:07 PM (0LxiW)

274 253 Argh. Shetland is available on Amazon Prime, but there's an additional fee. $1.99 per episode. So no.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 12:05 PM (FbBpr)

My mom has BritBox. I'm gonna steal her password.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2019 12:07 PM (Ez6QX)

275 #46 Count de Monet "I hate fucking clowns" well try
reassignment therapy first a wee reach around,then ball washing, ass rimming and Finally YOUR BIG ENTRANCE INTO THE RING...see that was easy peasy Don Lemon squeezy

Posted by: saf at September 23, 2019 12:07 PM (5IHGB)

276 I keep recommending Rules of Engagement as the official aos Sitcom. It's represents everything the Horde talks about.

It seems though I'm the only one who watched it.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 23, 2019 12:07 PM (lQSMb)

277 I know Steyer has gobs and gobs of money, but all that money came from fossil fuels, especially coal!

Yeah let's start publicizing that inconvenient truth.

Posted by: Boots at September 23, 2019 12:08 PM (oGBso)

278 Am I the only one who had no idea the Emmys were on last night?
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2019 12:03 PM (Ez6QX)
+++++++++
I didn't. I don't think we're alone.

Per Nielsen fast nationals, the Emmys drew barely 6 million total viewers along with a 1.5 demo rating, down 34 and 39 percent from last year's fast nationals.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 12:09 PM (I2dne)

279 Now that Gilligan. He was hilarious! Loved it when he joined McHale's Navy, shot his gun and struck oil and moved to Hooterville! Television's golden age amiright?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 12:09 PM (m45I2)

280 Who's Emmy??

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 12:09 PM (bCLt0)

281 267
I was born in a desert, raised in a lion's den.

Posted by: JackStraw

Did you escape before the Arab Homo's captured you and used you as a tea boy?

Posted by: TransNic Moron at September 23, 2019 12:09 PM (UFLLM)

282 >>I was born in a desert, raised in a lion's den.


This sounds like the beginning to a Story...


Perhaps, the Greatest Story.

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 12:10 PM (VVjeB)

283 If terrorists mounted simultaneous strikes on DC and the Oscars, I'd be out in the streets cheering on Team Islam.

Posted by: trev006 at September 23, 2019 12:10 PM (BqeNP)

284 What I've noticed is that a lot of legal pundits make some terrible arguments and then blame it on the "current understanding of the court" or legal trends.

Argumentum ad Judiciary.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:10 PM (DuZls)

285 Now that Gilligan. He was hilarious! Loved it when he joined McHale's Navy, shot his gun and struck oil and moved to Hooterville! Television's golden age amiright?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2019 12:09 PM


***

It's a pity they had to roast Arnold the Pig but damn, those baby-backs looked good.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 12:10 PM (axyOa)

286 Oh, good grief. No wonder the Emmys' ratings are in the third sub-basement:
... NBC led this year's pack with seven total wins (five of which went to Saturday Night Live) ...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 12:11 PM (I2dne)

287 Did you escape before the Arab Homo's captured you and used you as a tea boy?
Posted by: TransNic Moron at September 23, 2019 12:09 PM (UFLLM)

********

Those Homos... were Greek!

Posted by: Reverend Al Sharpton at September 23, 2019 12:11 PM (flINI)

288 Wot is this "SHITLAND?" ...not Baltimore AGAIN!!!

Posted by: saf at September 23, 2019 12:11 PM (5IHGB)

289 With a spike right through my head. Rode a tank held a general's rank.

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2019 12:11 PM (gmo/4)

290 230 Seinfeld is populated by psychopathic narcissists, and it's hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 23, 2019 12:01 PM (q80AH)

And Kramer.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 23, 2019 12:02 PM (PNBod)

I loved Kramer.

Hated everyone else on the show.

Individual bits could be funny, but when you realize that George is really Larry David...I hate Larry David even more.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 23, 2019 12:12 PM (bcbK8)

291 267
I was born in a desert, raised in a lion's den.
Posted by: JackStraw


I suppose that's better than being born in a crossfire hurricane.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 12:12 PM (FbBpr)

292 I'm a Shetland fan.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 23, 2019 12:12 PM (aKsyK)

293 291 267
I was born in a desert, raised in a lion's den.
Posted by: JackStraw

I suppose that's better than being born in a crossfire hurricane.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 12:12 PM (FbBpr)

Well, all right now.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 12:12 PM (NWiLs)

294 I was born in a desert, raised in a lion's den.

Posted by: JackStraw

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Had a cobra snake for a necktie?

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:12 PM (DuZls)

295 >>I suppose that's better than being born in a crossfire hurricane.


Longfire Hurricane!

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2019 12:12 PM (VVjeB)

296 ... NBC led this year's pack with seven total wins (five of which went to Saturday Night Live) ...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 23, 2019 12:11 PM (I2dne)


Taking that whole "sucking each other's cock" to a whole new level.

SNL has been unwatchable for quite a long time.

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 12:12 PM (9gDA7)

297
Shetland? Too small.

Now a Shire, thats some good horse dong right there...

Posted by: Lena Dunham at September 23, 2019 12:13 PM (UFLLM)

298
Did you escape before the Arab Homo's captured you and used you as a tea boy?
Posted by: TransNic Moron at September 23, 2019 12:09 PM (UFLLM)

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Jack smokes tea - he doesn't serve it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 12:13 PM (AzW6q)

299 New thread time.

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 12:13 PM (bCLt0)

300 BORN OF FIRE

Posted by: SLAYER! ftw at September 23, 2019 12:13 PM (VVjeB)

301 Enunciate Mick!

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2019 12:13 PM (gmo/4)

302 I was born at a young age but I grew.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo
at September 23, 2019 12:14 PM (bcbK8)

303 Wot is this "SHITLAND?" ...not Baltimore AGAIN!!!
Posted by: saf at September 23, 2019 12:11 PM (5IHGB)


Wasn't that a show on TNT?

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 12:14 PM (9gDA7)

304 Which all goes to prove that Patterico isn't a logical thinker at all, he bases all of his decisions on his emotions and prejudices. Wow he must be a great prosecutor.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 12:05 PM (Kpl3J)


I'm surprised whoever supervises him doesn't make him shut down that dogshit blog. Or defense attorneys haven't used it as an exhibit of how unhinged he is, assuming they let him work on something more complex than parking tickets.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 23, 2019 12:14 PM (y7DUB)

305 If the mainstream media were doing its job...


Let face it...it's a TV show. All news is a TV show. One goal...Ratings. It sure as hell isn't facts.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 12:14 PM (axyOa)

306 I think that's grassfire hurricane.

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:14 PM (DuZls)

307

Well I was born in the desert came on up from New Orleans
Came up on a tornado sunlight in the sky
I went around all day with the moon sticking in my eye

Posted by: Da Beef at September 23, 2019 12:14 PM (aKsyK)

308 Born Under a Bad Sign.

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 12:14 PM (bCLt0)

309 I was born in a desert, raised in a lion's den.
Posted by: JackStraw

I suppose that's better than being born in a crossfire hurricane.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 23, 2019 12:12 PM (FbBpr)

Well, all right now.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 12:12 PM

You guys are a gas.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2019 12:14 PM (dkvcO)

310 >>Perhaps, the Greatest Story.

If only I had a left handed monkey wrench.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (ZLI7S)

311
One of my favorite movie faux pas moments is in 'Titanic'. Here's the clip, about 30 sec. in you'll hear the frantic order "Hard a'starboard!", watch what the helmsman does..

=====
Actually, I believe there was a time that that was correct. The wheel was treated like a tiller. If you wanted to go to port you pushed the tiller handle to starboard.

We need Jim and Sunk New Dawn to weigh in on this.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (dmoiP)

312 Born on the Bayou

Posted by: Archer at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (gmo/4)

313 302 I was born at a young age but I grew.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 23, 2019 12:14 PM (bcbK

This kind of background seems to be more and more common these days.

Posted by: Someguy at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (BiWEa)

314
You guys are a gas.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2019 12:14 PM (dkvcO)


Jumpin' Jack Flash?

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (9gDA7)

315 Born to run!

Posted by: Brooce Springstein at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (flINI)

316 Jack smokes tea - he doesn't serve it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 12:13 PM (AzW6q)
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Does he keep in touch with Mama kin?

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (DuZls)

317 Born to Run.

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (bCLt0)

318 @RealBasedMAGA

I totally see how this display of degeneracy will save the planet.

https://tinyurl.com/yya5zrx8


I'm sure his parent's are proud of him....

Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (cF8AT)

319 Are you sure the second pic of the actress isn't Martha Vickers from the big sleep?

Posted by: Eli Cash at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (a+WIL)

320 I keep recommending Rules of Engagement as the official aos Sitcom. It's represents everything the Horde talks about.

It seems though I'm the only one who watched it.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions


Watched it when it was on and binge watched it since. Half the Morons would be Warburton or Spade.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (VY2sw)

321 was born in a desert, raised in a lion's den.
Posted by: JackStraw

I suppose that's better than being born in a crossfire hurricane. - OM
=====

Better than the wagon of a traveling show.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 23, 2019 12:16 PM (MIKMs)

322 We were Born to be Alive!

Deep thoughts, indeed.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 23, 2019 12:16 PM (xPJvm)

323
If only I had a left handed monkey wrench.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (ZLI7S)


Don't wanna be your monkey wrench.....

Posted by: FooFighter at September 23, 2019 12:16 PM (9gDA7)

324
Which all goes to prove that Patterico isn't a logical thinker at all, he bases all of his decisions on his emotions and prejudices. Wow he must be a great prosecutor.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2019 12:05 PM (Kpl3J)

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It's occurred to me that given his public statements over several years, that it's downright disturbing that he's a prosecutor...

With his mode of reasoning about criminal activity, I can't imagine it would be hard for a good government watchdog (LOL, I know) to come up with enough evidence to have him fired, at the very least.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2019 12:16 PM (AzW6q)

325 Born on the Fourth of July.

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 12:16 PM (bCLt0)

326 We were Born to be Alive!

Deep thoughts, indeed.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 23, 2019 12:16 PM (xPJvm)


I was born a foe.

Don't wanna stay that way.....

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 12:16 PM (9gDA7)

327 Those who want to be safe and free want what never was nor ever shall be.

Posted by: Thomas Jeffersonian at September 23, 2019 12:17 PM (9v1sv)

328 Third week of not watching any NFL Football. Life is good.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 23, 2019 12:17 PM (flINI)

329 We were Born to be Alive!

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Or, we die as soon as we're born.

Posted by: SMH at September 23, 2019 12:17 PM (RU4sa)

330 Born a poor back child.

Posted by: kraken at September 23, 2019 12:17 PM (bCLt0)

331
https://tinyurl.com/yya5zrx8

I'm sure his parent's are proud of him....
Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (cF8AT)
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That's not something I can unsee. NSFHM

Posted by: Axeman at September 23, 2019 12:17 PM (DuZls)

332 Nood 50 caliber AR-15

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 23, 2019 12:17 PM (RD7QR)

333 Born to be as wild as Mrs D lets me be.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2019 12:17 PM (axyOa)

334 Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2019 12:15 PM (cF8AT)

Ewww. Where did I leave that eye bleach?

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 23, 2019 12:17 PM (Ez6QX)

335 As soon as you're born you start dying
So you might as well have a good time

Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2019 12:18 PM (NWiLs)

336 Third week of not watching any NFL Football. Life is good.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 23, 2019 12:17 PM (flINI)


Third year for me. Or is it the forth? Hell, I don't care because I don't miss it one bit.

Posted by: Sponge at September 23, 2019 12:18 PM (9gDA7)

337 So you're saying there was money laundering going on?
cough Panama Papers cough
Who knew?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2019 11:56 AM (ZLI7S)
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Back on March 25 I posted the following on FB: "Next up Ukraine, Panama Papers."

About 2/3 of the responders were confused LIVs, the other 1/3 thought I was a Trumpist nutter.

I reminded them all this morning.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 23, 2019 12:18 PM (sGotD)

338



Nnoiiiiidddd

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2019 12:19 PM (C7/us)

339 263 - exactly my point. Audit the AP.

Let's see if they their version of "honesty" in financials lines up with their 'honesty" in media coverage.

Posted by: vivi at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM (11H2y)

340 Morning all. Monday, ugh.

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at September 23, 2019 12:21 PM (T9rmq)