The Morning Rant

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"If I could express all of our country's problems into one word, I'd say that word is sh*t. We've got sh*tty schools filling students' heads full of progressive sh*t, and when the sh*theads graduate, they start voting for sh*tbird politicians who implement sh*t policies that turn their cities and states into sh*tty sh*tholes. And then, after a few years, when their sh*thole cities get so completely filled with sh*t that it flows through the streets, the sh*theads say, 'hey, I can't live here any more, it's a sh*thole.' So then the sh*theads move to some other part of the country that's not a sh*thole, but then, because they're sh*theads, and not well-versed on the whole cause-and-effect thing, they vote for the same sh*tbirds who implement the same sh*t policies that have turned the places they came from into sh*tholes and their new homes gradually turn into sh*tholes that look just like the old sh*tholes, and they never seem to figure out why. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why our country is turning into sh*t."




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"It's OK When *We* Do It", Part CXLVIX:


Progressivism Makes You Stupid, Part LXXVII:


Hint: Maybe because good men don't want women just to use as sex toys. Just a thought.



Not Seeing the Crime Here:

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Who Dis:

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For the 'Ettes:

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Monday's celebs: French dancer Cléopatra Diane de Mérode (photo taken 1895), Burp Reynolds, and in the bonus photo, Melanie Griffith, Don Johnson, and Cher. The story I heard was that back in those days when he first came to Hollywood, Johnson didn't really live anywhere in particular, but celebrities let him crash at their place for a few days in exchange for being very entertaining at whatever parties they were having. Like a paid clown.


AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact FenelonSpoke, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at

fenelon direction 18 circle 'a' gmail dot com

(All one word, no spaces)

If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to her.

Update:

4/4- Emmie’s mother has gone to be with the Lord. Emmie thanks the horde members for their prayers-they felt uplifted by them-and Emmie was grateful to God that they were able to care for her mother at home and that siblings and spouses were able to be with her when she passed. Prayers for comfort and strength for the family and friends of Emmie’s mom.


Job Needs:

Kallisto has part-time job. She thanks everybody for prayers. Please continue to pray as she needs a full-time job.

Fenelon asks for prayers for “D” for a job.Has eviction hearing this Friday.

Patrick and his girlfriend Lisa need jobs. Patrick would like a job as a technical writer or editor.

Lisa is looking for a job in development or business process engineering roles.

3/4-PugMahon’s brother in law Bill’s son has committed suicide. Please keep the family in prayer for strength and comfort after this great loss.

3/6-Notsothoreau asked for prayers for friends’s grandniece, Zoe who is 7 years old. Zoe had ruptured appendix and colon, but should be able to come home soon with a pic line for medicine. Thanks for prayers so far. Prayer for complete healing for Zoe well as strength for mom who has not left the hospital, dad who used up his sick time and for grandma who has been caring for other three kids.


Continuing requests:

-Prayers for RickL tumor has grown Prayers for complete healing

-Cheribebe asks for “extra prayer boost from horde.” Insurance dragging heels about new chemo treatment and bills are rolling in and finances are snug. Prayers for healing and that situations and insurance may be worked for her benefit.

-Prayers for Slapweasel, Parents have moved in with him. Mom had stroke in June. Dad has dementia and doesn’t know where he is sometimes, Slap is caring for them so he needs prayer as well He also needs a donor for a liver transplant.

-BuckIV need prayer for his sister also has breast cancer which has metastasized to bones. Also, Buck himself asked for prayers that bladder cancer not progress to worse type.

-Renningantx asked for prayers for his uncle Jimmy who had been cancer free for 12 years but aggressive cancer has returned and he has a doctors apt this week. Prayers for complete healing.

-LadyL asked for prayers for healing for a dear friend, Jean, who has had a recurrence of Mantle Cell Lymphoma, which is an aggressive cancer and hard to treat

-JQ’s father has advanced prostrate cancer and has been having a lot of pain, JQ works full time and so needs to find a place where dad can be cared for.

2/24-prayers of complete healing needed for Nora Elizabeth, great niece of Mrs. Leggy. Nora Elizabeth is a baby has brain tumors and will need a year of chemo at the least

3/4-Prayers for people in AL affected by tornado

3/7-Shibumi and Bozo Conservative newly married. Need rough places made smooth so that they can live together.

3/10-CaptainJosephaSabin had emergency pacemaker installed. Is now having dialysis Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. It is very difficult. Might be able to discontinue dialysis. Prayers for end to panic attacks and complete healing.

3/12-TonyPete’s wife is having rheumatology and neurology issues. Praying for a lessening of painful, difficult symptoms and a way forward with doctors.

3/12-NorthernLurker needs money and job. Also asks for prayer in area of new relationships. Niece’s son, Josh, needs healing. Very troubled boy with numerous behavioral issues. Pray also that authorities do what is right for the family.

3/13-Bicentennial Guy, mom and dad’s pug dog is very ill, has returning cancer. Has to be put down next week. Prayers for comfort and strength for his mom and dad and blaster who gave them the pug.

3/13-Josephistan, prayers for mom’s recovery and peace of mind and for strength for Josephistan so he can take care of her.

3/13-Lurker (Christian’s) father-in-law died Monday, March 11 after a battle with prostrate cancer which metasticized. Asked for repose of his soul and comfort for Christian’s wife Karrie and sister Jennie.

3/15-Bete in reflection had pain in neck after shoveling snow. Has cancer and one treatment but has some hope. Prayers for complete healing.

3/16-ibguy asks for prayers for Debbie K., wife of college roommate. She has early onset Alzheimer’s. She is not yet 60. Needs prayers for healing.

3/19- Red’s young friend has GI issues. Was having a consultation with doctor on 3/20, probably getting a scope. Needs healing.

3/20-Hrothgar, aging sister-in-law, Elizabeth, failing physically and mentally. He doesn’t have resources to help her. Going day by day. Needs prayer for wisdom and direction for help for sister-in-law.

3/20-Fenelon asks for healing for son K., who has major mental health issues.

3/20-Prayers for people in NE and other parts of the US dealing with terrible flooding

3/20-Backwards Boy is having financial issues because of gigs being cancelled. Prayers are much appreciated for that situation.

3/21-Nurse Ratched’s son, has intermittent depression. A friend, a classmate of his, 19, recently died after an unspecified overdose. They were all part of the same small Roman Catholic boys school. Prayers for continued healing for Nurse Ratched’s son and comfort and strength for the family and friends of the boy who overdosed.

3/21-OldRadarTech was having elbow surgery yesterday. There was” nothing left to set”, so may need to get a” gadget elbow. “ Prayers for healing and strength.

3/23-Soc_rat_eeze still recovering after colonoscopy. Asked for prayers for clearance of pulmonary embolism, early and successful reversal of colonoscopy, general recovery of strength and fitness. Also, asked for prayers for Mrs. Eeze who is carrying the load while he recovers. Soc_rat_eeze is grateful for all the prayers which he felt were uplifting him.

3/26-Blaster asks for prayers for his 17 year old son and 13 year old daughter who are depressed, anxious, and not doing well in school Blaster’s son won’t talk to him. For healing and help for Blaster and children. UPDATE-Blaster’s son has been admitted to a psychiatric hospital for suicidal ideation and self harm but Blaster has been able to speak with him, Prayers for complete healing for his son.

3/27-Olddog in MO-Wife with pancreatic cancer recently had a “Whipple Procedure” Please pray for her recovery from cancer

3/31-Sock Monkey’s dad went to be with the Lord on March 22 after suffering from advanced Alzheimers. Sock Monkey wanted to thank the horde for their prayers. Please keep Sock Monkey’s family and friends in prayer for comfort after their loss.

4/8-Please pray for Calm Mentor for a job and that he might be able to find the funds for a place to stay. He thanks everyone for their support and prayers.


New requests:

4/2-Lurker Terri asked for prayer for her cousin’s adult son, DE, who has a condition called crypto for the last 6 months and has not responded to treatment. Can’t eat regular food and has been in the hospital. Prayers for healing for DE and peace for understandably distraught mom.

4/3-Prayers asked for Jane D’oh’s dear friend, SU. SU is dying after fighting years of various forms of cancer. Requested in-home hospice care and quit medications. Wants to die peacefully and as painlessly as possible. Prayers for peaceful passing and comfort for family, friends, church, and community. Also Jane asked for prayers for strength as she will be responsible for a number of big events (funeral receptions, Easter preparations and taking in friends for visits) and it all seems to be happening at the about the same time

4/7-Aviator is in hospital with blood pressure and other issues. Please pray for complete healing

4/8-Poster “Rarity” asked for prayers for her friend’s young adult daughter who was recently diagnosed with cancer. Surgery to remove it was unsuccessful and now additional tumor was found in lung, Prayers for healing and that family and friends be able to fight this

Wednesdays are days in which mothers in the horde and anyone else says special prayers for children of horde members. Please include the grandchildren as well.

Please note; Prayer requests are generally removed after five weeks or so unless I receive an update. This in NOT because we don’t care; It’s simply because of lack of space. Updates as well as thanks for answered prayer and new prayer requests are always welcomed.

Please feel free to copy requests which you see on the board and send them to me. I am unable to be on
the board all the time, even though it seems like I am, and so if people don’t tell me about prayer requests I may have no way of knowing. Thx and God bless!

FenelonDirection18 at gmail dot com

Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:

http://www.prayerguide.org.uk/stfrancis.htm



Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Cinnamon Rolls:

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Comments

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1 Back to back

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 10, 2019 11:11 AM (gC2IV)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at April 10, 2019 11:11 AM (IXZGh)

3 Denzel Washington. No idea who the lady is.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 10, 2019 11:11 AM (gC2IV)

4 Is that Baroke Owebama?

Posted by: Sponge at April 10, 2019 11:11 AM (IXZGh)

5 Almost shocked the world.......

Posted by: Sponge at April 10, 2019 11:12 AM (IXZGh)

6 "Maybe because good men don't want women just to use as sex toys. Just a thought."

Hey, speak for yourself!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 10, 2019 11:13 AM (3sjI6)

7 Marlene Dietrich maybe?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 10, 2019 11:13 AM (gC2IV)

8 Hedy Lamar. Denzel.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 10, 2019 11:13 AM (fuK7c)

9 Hint: Maybe because good men don't want women just to use as sex toys. Just a thought.


Wait.......whut?

Posted by: Sponge at April 10, 2019 11:13 AM (IXZGh)

10 CNN's Sam Vinograd: Yes, Obama also separated families at the border, but when he did it, it was "for their own protection."
.....

And CNN never disclosed Sam worked for the Obama Admin.


Hmmmmm

Posted by: HA at April 10, 2019 11:13 AM (MAstk)

11 4 Is that Baroke Owebama?
Posted by: Sponge at April 10, 2019 11:11 AM (IXZGh)


No.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:13 AM (mO09S)

12 Yvonne de Carlo?

Denz, mos def

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 10, 2019 11:13 AM (sF+Bi)

13 "The story I heard was that back in those days when he first came to Hollywood, Johnson didn't really live anywhere in particular, but celebrities let him crash at their place for a few days in exchange for being very entertaining at whatever parties they were having. Like a paid clown".

The story I heard is that Johnson had a large johnson.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 10, 2019 11:14 AM (3sjI6)

14 YUM!!!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2019 11:14 AM (0tfLf)

15
Bettie Davis

Dnzel Washington

Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2019 11:14 AM (8XRCm)

16 If all you want out of guys is no-strings-attached sex, why do you care about their attributes other than their looks and sexual prowess?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 10, 2019 11:14 AM (KUaJL)

17 I screwed up and clicked on the Slate article.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 10, 2019 11:14 AM (sjdRT)

18 7 Marlene Dietrich maybe?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 10, 2019 11:13 AM (gC2IV)


No. See #8.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:14 AM (mO09S)

19 Huh.

Interesting - don't know quite what to make of this, but after moving to SE Texas (and yes, it's warm. Suck it up, buttercups. I like it), kinda lost the appetite for such things as gooey delish cinnamon rolls and such.

Which is odd, as Houston is ground zero for donut shops every half mile...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:14 AM (6qErC)

20 "It's Hedley!"

Posted by: BignJames at April 10, 2019 11:14 AM (ykq7q)

21 8 Hedy Lamar. Denzel.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 10, 2019 11:13 AM (fuK7c)


That's Hedley...

But, yes.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:15 AM (mO09S)

22 Those cinnamon rolls look like some good sh*t!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2019 11:15 AM (0tfLf)

23 Hedy Lamar. Denzel.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 10, 2019 11:13 AM (fuK7c)


Hedley. HEDLEY....

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at April 10, 2019 11:15 AM (IXZGh)

24 That's Hedley!

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 10, 2019 11:15 AM (sF+Bi)

25 Hedy Lamar. Denzel."

"That's Headly"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:15 AM (6qErC)

26 And CNN never disclosed Sam worked for the Obama Admin.

Hmmmmm
Posted by: HA at April 10, 2019 11:13 AM (MAstk)

Senior Assistant Administrative Fluffer.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 10, 2019 11:15 AM (3sjI6)

27 Willow - tina?

Almost 600 posts, and nobody noticed she's holding the button accordion backwards.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 10, 2019 11:15 AM (8ZmvG)

28 That's "HEDLEY!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2019 11:15 AM (39g3+)

29 Which is odd, as Houston is ground zero for donut shops every half mile...

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And stifling humidity.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2019 11:15 AM (8XRCm)

30 Bettie Davis
Dnzel Washington
Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2019 11:14 AM (8XRCm)


You're hlf right.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:16 AM (mO09S)

31 Joan Collins?

Posted by: Sponge at April 10, 2019 11:16 AM (IXZGh)

32 25 Hedy Lamar. Denzel."

"That's Headly"
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:15 AM (6qErC)

=============

I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 10, 2019 11:16 AM (oh/Sd)

33 That CNN thing: I could feel the stupid smug coming from the image.

Uggh.

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 10, 2019 11:16 AM (WEBkv)

34 Yay!


*does Snoopy dance*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 10, 2019 11:16 AM (fuK7c)

35 Which is odd, as Houston is ground zero for donut shops every half mile...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:14 AM (6qErC)

Yeah, old cops never die. They move to Houston.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 10, 2019 11:16 AM (3sjI6)

36 Good heavens, the lasses are behaving like trollops.

Posted by: navybrat, fresh out of rehab at April 10, 2019 11:17 AM (w7KSn)

37 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at April 10, 2019 11:17 AM (uopCm)

38 BURP ? Reynolds. Yum.

Posted by: The Barrel at April 10, 2019 11:17 AM (vWMNq)

39 I thought he looked like Denzel, but I figured you were throwing us a curve with the trumpet, so I was going to guess Wynton Marsalis.

Posted by: pep at April 10, 2019 11:17 AM (wW03z)

40
'Very Entertaining' in Hollywood = Very Available

Posted by: M K Ultra at April 10, 2019 11:17 AM (UFLLM)

41 "That's Headly"

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 10, 2019 11:17 AM (6qErC)

42 Which is odd, as Houston is ground zero for donut shops every half mile...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:14 AM (6qErC)


Rural towns in North Texas have a donut shop in EVERY shopping center or strip mall.....

Posted by: Sponge at April 10, 2019 11:17 AM (IXZGh)

43 33 That CNN thing: I could feel the stupid smug coming from the image.



Right? I'm surprised the smug cloud doesn't block all the light.

Posted by: pep at April 10, 2019 11:18 AM (wW03z)

44 Methodists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 10, 2019 11:16 AM (oh/Sd)

*shudders

Posted by: Someguy at April 10, 2019 11:18 AM (oTYTN)

45 It looks like Denzel Washington, but I don't know what he'd be doing with a trumpet.

Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2019 11:18 AM (n6bs1)

46 This Slate article hammers home that I was either born too early or too late.

I did enjoy my sex life when I had one. But I sure wouldn't have minded more.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:18 AM (bcbK8)

47 Denzel seems to be like Keanu Reeves in that you don't hear much Hollywood gossip about him.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 10, 2019 11:18 AM (rxtQa)

48 Well, one day you'll post Marlene Dietrich and I'll probably guess Madeline Kahn.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 10, 2019 11:18 AM (gC2IV)

49 Can't get enough cinnamon roll porn.

Posted by: Grump928(C) for the hearing impaired at April 10, 2019 11:18 AM (W3lnd)

50 Haaretz.com
@haaretzcom
It's time we admit it - Israel has become a dictatorship

-
The press either gets 100% its way 100% of the time or else it's a dictatorship.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 10, 2019 11:18 AM (+y/Ru)

51 I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers
and Methodists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 10, 2019 11:16 AM (oh/Sd)


I'll take "Lines from movies that never could be written today" for $600, Alex.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:18 AM (mO09S)

52 And stifling humidity."

Like I said, I like it.

One doesn't have to shovel humidity...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:18 AM (6qErC)

53 prayers for the horde

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 10, 2019 11:19 AM (0O7c5)

54 >One doesn't have to shovel humidity...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:18 AM (6qErC)


^
This guy gets it.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 10, 2019 11:19 AM (sjdRT)

55 Ouch!!!

AG Barr just told Congress that he thinks spying on the Trump campaign did happen.


That means he has already seen stuff.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 10, 2019 11:19 AM (JUOKG)

56 Haaretz is the ny times and Washington post of ISRAEL all wrapped up into one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2019 11:19 AM (Y+V3r)

57 I thought he looked like Denzel, but I figured you were throwing us a curve with the trumpet, so I was going to guess Wynton Marsalis.

Posted by: pep at April 10, 2019 11:17 AM (wW03z)

From his movie "Mo' Better Blues".

Posted by: BignJames at April 10, 2019 11:19 AM (ykq7q)

58 Tell us how you *really* feel, Ape.

Posted by: GWB at April 10, 2019 11:19 AM (7kVu3)

59 You're hlf right."

Hmm. Thought that "fixerupper" was a halfling...

/

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:19 AM (6qErC)

60 45 It looks like Denzel Washington, but I don't know what he'd be doing with a trumpet.
Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2019 11:18 AM (n6bs1)


From the movie "Mo' Better Blues".

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:19 AM (mO09S)

61 It looks like Denzel Washington, but I don't know what he'd be doing with a trumpet.
Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2019 11:18 AM (n6bs1)

Mo Better Blues

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 10, 2019 11:19 AM (rxtQa)

62 Joan Crawford

Posted by: abbynormal at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (h5Lyp)

63 Gorilla Pundit- I find your argument fecious.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (m45I2)

64 This Slate article hammers home that I was either born too early or too late.

I did enjoy my sex life when I had one. But I sure wouldn't have minded more.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangererous

I was just thinking the same exact thing. I wasn't one for cheap, easy sex...most of the time. But I wish it had been more readily available back then.

Posted by: Don Lemon at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (NFEMn)

65 AG Barr just told Congress that he thinks spying on the Trump campaign did happen.


That means he has already seen stuff.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 10, 2019 11:19 AM (JUOKG)

Kinda

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (Y+V3r)

66 once the shitheads destroy a city and move out, how long do we have to wait to bulldoze the place and start over again?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (d7Ww2)

67 Off Don Lemon sock

Posted by: JoeF. at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (NFEMn)

68 Merle Oberon and Wynton Marsalis?

Posted by: kallisto at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (d3k/b)

69 Chris Van Hollen is an ass.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (RBOtF)

70 56 Haaretz is the ny times and Washington post of ISRAEL all wrapped up into one
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 10, 2019 11:19 AM (Y+V3r)


Yeah, you beat me to it.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (mO09S)

71 Lucille ball and denzel

Posted by: LASue at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (XROPS)

72 >>AG Barr just told Congress that he thinks spying on the Trump campaign did happen.


>>That means he has already seen stuff.

He went further than that. He said that he is in process of gathering together information from various investigations.

Various. As in more than one.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (/tuJf)

73 Rural towns in North Texas have a donut shop in EVERY shopping center or strip mall....."

Yeah, but think of the miles in between.

THE HORROR!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (6qErC)

74 Interesting stuff in the Barr testimony today... he said he is looking onto spying on the Trump campaign and when pressed as to whether he believes it occurred he said yes he believes so...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (O2RFr)

75 45 It looks like Denzel Washington, but I don't know what he'd be doing with a trumpet.
Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2019 11:18 AM (n6bs1)

looking fine...as per usual......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (0O7c5)

76 66 once the s***heads destroy a city and move out, how long do we have to wait to bulldoze the place and start over again?

Posted by: nurse ratched



I'm still here.

Posted by: Detroit at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (wW03z)

77 And stifling humidity."

Like I said, I like it.

One doesn't have to shovel humidity...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:18 AM (6qErC)

----

My Brother used to live in Houston. Holy Shit you can cut the air with a knife in July. Damn. You can have that.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (8XRCm)

78 I'm betting that maintenance banging an angry, bitter feminist just isn't that appealing to young men.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (1ISKN)

79 Honk honk?
[Translation] Is the girl Sasha Grey?

Posted by: Clown Carl Brutananadalewski at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (+3Iuk)

80 Looks like Andy McCabe is gonna need one of those prison life coaches.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (gC2IV)

81 Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Cinnamon RollsCARBS:

Posted by: FIFY at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (vDqXW)

82 I can't get past "CXL." Does the ten add to 100 or subtract from 50? I can make sense of "LIV" or "IV" a couple ways. But CXL is like a null-value, or a divide-by-zero.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (5aX2M)

83 Oh hedy

Posted by: LASue at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (XROPS)

84 once the shitheads destroy a city and move out, how long do we have to wait to bulldoze the place and start over again?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (d7Ww2)


Wait.....they move out?

I thought they just multiplied and conquered.

Posted by: Sponge at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (IXZGh)

85 77 And stifling humidity."

Like I said, I like it.

One doesn't have to shovel humidity...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:18 AM (6qErC)

----

My Brother used to live in Houston. Holy Shit you can cut the air with a knife in July. Damn. You can have that.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (8XRCm)

Honestly, the weather is the main thing keeping me out of Texas.

That and how fucking beautiful WA is.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (bcbK8)

86 I want the Flynn Frame exposed. Many don't care about leaks. Everyone gets Dirty Cops

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (sF+Bi)

87 AG Barr just told Congress that he thinks spying on the Trump campaign did happen.


>>That means he has already seen stuff.

He went further than that. He said that he is in process of gathering together information from various investigations.

Various. As in more than one.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (/tuJf)


So when will the suicides start?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 10, 2019 11:22 AM (NFEMn)

88 68 Merle Oberon and Wynton Marsalis?
Posted by: kallisto at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (d3k/b)


Sorry, no. See #25.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:22 AM (mO09S)

89 Cinnamon cancels out the carbs, that's science.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 10, 2019 11:22 AM (1ISKN)

90 Looks like Andy McCabe is gonna need one of those prison life coaches.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (gC2IV)
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I'm sure he can find some big strapping guys in prison that will teach him a thing or two.

Posted by: Kadath at April 10, 2019 11:22 AM (vDqXW)

91

A New Mexico man is facing charges after police found 44 diamonds in a bag inside his anal cavity.

Officers pulled Eusebio Padilla over for driving a motorcycle without a license plate. Police found a knife, then patted Padilla down.

That's when officers found a bag filled with the diamonds that was in his anal cavity. Padilla said he got the diamonds from his uncle.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2019 11:22 AM (aKsyK)

92 52
And stifling humidity."



Like I said, I like it.



One doesn't have to shovel humidity...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019

*
*
. . .
I'd rather have snow than floods of rain. Snow doesn't come inside your car and ruin the electronics (at least, not if you closed your windows).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 10, 2019 11:22 AM (elsTe)

93 OT: Good Razorfist NZ Gun Control rant.
https://youtu.be/eb2iE-Ne-rk

Warning, spicy

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:22 AM (bcbK8)

94 This Slate article hammers home that I was either born too early or too late. "

Read it as "Whhaaaa. Why won't guys buy me more stuff/do more for me before wanting teh sex?"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:22 AM (6qErC)

95 Bette Davis?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 10, 2019 11:22 AM (YvUf/)

96 I'm betting that maintenance banging an angry, bitter feminist just isn't that appealing to young men.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (1ISKN)

Having any connection to angry, bitter feminists isn't worth anything you might get our of it.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (J+mig)

97 Where I come from, Cinnamon rolls are known as "sticky buns". Is this a regional thing?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (TfwlC)

98 Yeah Denzel is a handsome man. And apparently a fairly wise one as well. He's one of the few actors in Hollywood I like to watch even if the film is terrible.

That woman makes me think of all the guys who want a good girl he can trust and bring home to mom who somehow is also a raging party girl slut.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (39g3+)

99 whiners on cnn are upset that there are investigations going on about the investigators....."it seems POLITICAL"........omG.....THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT!!!! THE INVESTIGATIONS WERE POLITICAL......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (0O7c5)

100 I am incapable of casual sex. Always have been.
Good thing I never had any.

Posted by: navybrat, fresh out of rehab at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (w7KSn)

101
Honestly, the weather is the main thing keeping me out of Texas.

That and how fucking beautiful WA is.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo


^^^^^^
yep

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (d7Ww2)

102 I'm ignoring the comments for a moment...is the guy Wynton Marsalis? The woman looks like Lynda Carter in a classic pose but that can't be.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (RD7QR)

103 91

A New Mexico man is facing charges after police found 44 diamonds in a bag inside his anal cavity.

Officers pulled Eusebio Padilla over for driving a motorcycle without a license plate. Police found a knife, then patted Padilla down.

That's when officers found a bag filled with the diamonds that was in his anal cavity. Padilla said he got the diamonds from his uncle.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2019 11:22 AM (aKsyK)

That's a hell of a pat down. They use the whole fist there?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (bcbK8)

104 This Slate article hammers home that I was either born too early or too late. "

Read it as "Whhaaaa. Why won't guys buy me more stuff/do more for me before wanting teh sex?"
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:22 AM (6qErC)

"And why do they all have small dicks?"

Posted by: JoeF. at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (NFEMn)

105 Yeah. What you said.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (d6PIl)

106 102 I'm ignoring the comments for a moment...is the guy Wynton Marsalis? The woman looks like Lynda Carter in a classic pose but that can't be.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (RD7QR)

I assumed it was Denzel.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (bcbK8)

107 We've got sticky buns now. Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (2LelM)

108 >My Brother used to live in Houston. Holy Shit you can cut the air with a knife in July. Damn. You can have that.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (8XRCm)


We've got a dang bomb cyclone snowstorm hitting us tomorrow. We will be lucky to be able to cut the air with a chainsaw. I'd love me some Houston right now.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (sjdRT)

109 Someone say something about sticky buns?

Posted by: Shep! at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (1ISKN)

110 But CXL is like a null-value, or a divide-by-zero.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (5aX2M)

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140

Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (8XRCm)

111 Prayers up horde. I hope the Almighty hears your pleas and does not tarry.

Hugs to you all.

Posted by: Moki at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (mFoNl)

112 Police found a knife, then patted Padilla down.

That's when officers found a bag filled with the diamonds that was in his anal cavity.


Just how hard did they pat this guy???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (39g3+)

113 Officers pulled Eusebio Padilla over for driving a motorcycle without a license plate. Police found a knife, then patted Padilla down.

That's when officers found a bag filled with the diamonds that was in his anal cavity.




That's one thorough patdown.

Posted by: pep at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (wW03z)

114 Cinnamon cancels out the carbs, that's science.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 10, 2019 11:22 AM (1ISKN)
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That settles it.

Posted by: Settled Science at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (vDqXW)

115 46 This Slate article hammers home that I was either born too early or too late.

I did enjoy my sex life when I had one. But I sure wouldn't have minded more.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:18 AM (bcbK

Vastly overblown. Sex levels are actually at all time lows.

Posted by: Someguy at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (oTYTN)

116 Police found a knife, then patted Padilla down.

That's when officers found a bag filled with the diamonds that was in his anal cavity. Padilla said he got the diamonds from his uncle.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2019 11:22 AM (aKsyK)


What the hell do they consider a pat down in New Mexico?

Posted by: Sponge at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (IXZGh)

117 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2019 11:22 AM (aKsyK)

Maybe that's how he likes to wear them?

Posted by: BignJames at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (ykq7q)

118 Yeah Denzel is a handsome man. And apparently a fairly wise one as well. He's one of the few actors in Hollywood I like to watch even if the film is terrible.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (39g3+)

Washngton elevates every film he's in.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (NFEMn)

119 Sorry, no. See #25.


Better, see #8 where *I* got it right. Me me meee!

I am a big fan of Ms. Lamar's work and have given particular study to an extended scene in "Ekstase".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (fuK7c)

120 I'd love me some Houston right now.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (sjdRT)

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Houston in the Spring is pleasant.

Houston in the Summer is an armpit.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (8XRCm)

121 >>I'm ignoring the comments for a moment...is the guy Wynton Marsalis?

No.

Time, is on my side.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (/tuJf)

122 98 Yeah Denzel is a handsome man. And apparently a fairly wise one as well. He's one of the few actors in Hollywood I like to watch even if the film is terrible.

That woman makes me think of all the guys who want a good girl he can trust and bring home to mom who somehow is also a raging party girl slut.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (39g3+)

"A Lady on the Streets and a Freak between the sheets" has been the goal of many a fine man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (bcbK8)

123 Someone say something about sticky buns?
Posted by: Shep! at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (1ISKN)
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Might have been me...

Posted by: Hope Solo at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (vDqXW)

124 Good men also don't want to be USED as sex toys. It's a rather degrading assignment.

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at April 10, 2019 11:25 AM (RmBQf)

125
Wait.....they move out?

I thought they just multiplied and conquered.
Posted by: Sponge


The rich ones move out.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2019 11:25 AM (aKsyK)

126 84 once the shitheads destroy a city and move out, how long do we have to wait to bulldoze the place and start over again?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (d7Ww2)

Wait.....they move out?

I thought they just multiplied and conquered.
Posted by: Sponge at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (IXZGh)

I wonder if the Leftists in charge of big cities & blue states don't intentionally make conditions there so bad, so people flee to red states & suburbs & carry the liberalism with them. Is it a feature, not a bug?

Posted by: josephistan at April 10, 2019 11:25 AM (7HtZB)

127 Need more PECANS on them thar rolls.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at April 10, 2019 11:25 AM (4Qd8y)

128 once the shitheads destroy a city and move out, how long do we have to wait to bulldoze the place and start over again?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (d7Ww2)

You can't. Once it becomes whatever it is, it is in harmony with nature. Bulldozing it would be an EPA violation.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 10, 2019 11:25 AM (3sjI6)

129 That's when officers found a bag filled with the diamonds that was in his anal cavity.

Talk about a tight ass.

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 10, 2019 11:25 AM (aS1PU)

130 Vastly overblown. Sex levels are actually at all time lows.
Posted by: Someguy at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (oTYTN)

What guy wouldn't want to get "vastly overblown" from time to time?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 10, 2019 11:25 AM (NFEMn)

131 Padilla said he got the diamonds from his uncle."

Franky "Four Fingers" or Doug "The Head"?

/whatmoviereference?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:25 AM (6qErC)

132 oh Wynton wore glasses IIRC

Posted by: kallisto at April 10, 2019 11:25 AM (d3k/b)

133 Yes, that is Denzel playing a trumpet player in Shelton Lee's "Mo Better Blues" which was partially ruined by featuring his father's horrible music. It also had a typically sappy ending and trafficked in offensive caricatures of jooooo music club owners.

Willowed

My introduction to him was actually The King of Comedy. For years, that's all I knew him from, so when I actually tried to find his original schtick, I was surprised.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 10, 2019 10:43 AM (oh/Sd)


That was the only movie I could stand him in, mainly because he played himself.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 10, 2019 11:25 AM (y7DUB)

134 82 I can't get past "CXL." Does the ten add to 100 or subtract from 50? I can make sense of "LIV" or "IV" a couple ways. But CXL is like a null-value, or a divide-by-zero.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (5aX2M)

Because of it's position, the X has to be doing something with the L, not the C. So the number if 140. You wouldn't add X to a number and then add L more. So the number is 140, not 160.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:26 AM (mO09S)

135 once the shitheads destroy a city and move out, how long do we have to wait to bulldoze the place and start over again?





Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (d7Ww2)


Not all of them leave, though. That's the problem.(*waves at the post from Detroit*)

Posted by: GWB at April 10, 2019 11:26 AM (7kVu3)

136 Good men also don't want to be USED as sex toys. It's a rather degrading assignment.
Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at April 10, 2019 11:25 AM (RmBQf)

Yeah, but as degrading assignments go, it's one of the best!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 10, 2019 11:26 AM (3sjI6)

137 I only do formal sex.

Posted by: Tuxedo Guy at April 10, 2019 11:26 AM (vDqXW)

138 This girl ain't doing it right. Nothing has changed since I was young unless she's just limiting her selections to soy boys.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 10, 2019 11:26 AM (rxtQa)

139 >Talk about a tight ass.

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 10, 2019 11:25 AM (aS1PU)


ROFL

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 10, 2019 11:26 AM (sjdRT)

140 82
I can't get past "CXL." Does the ten add to 100 or subtract from 50? I
can make sense of "LIV" or "IV" a couple ways. But CXL is like a
null-value, or a divide-by-zero.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 10, 2019

*
*
. . .
The "I" is less than the "V", so you subtract, getting 4. "X" (10) is less than the "L" (50), so you subtract, 50-10. CXL is 140.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 10, 2019 11:27 AM (elsTe)

141 119 Sorry, no. See #25.


Better, see 8 where *I* got it right. Me me meee!

I am a big fan of Ms. Lamar's work and have given particular study to an extended scene in "Ekstase".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (fuK7c)

She was a pathfinder for hotties to get naked

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:27 AM (bcbK8)

142 51
I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados,
mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men,
Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers,
hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers,
ass-kickers, shit-kickers
and Methodists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 10, 2019 11:16 AM (oh/Sd)

I'll take "Lines from movies that never could be written today" for $600, Alex.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:18 AM (mO09S)

Or: "Movies that never get old".
Or: "Movies that should be on everyone's must-see list."

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 10, 2019 11:27 AM (jxbfJ)

143 Betley Davis

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 10, 2019 11:27 AM (YvUf/)

144 What a sh*tty c*ckup this bullsh*t is.

Posted by: Delaforce at April 10, 2019 11:27 AM (yTp55)

145 97 Where I come from, Cinnamon rolls are known as "sticky buns". Is this a regional thing?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (TfwlC)

No, that's what my Dad always called them and he was from North Carolina.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 10, 2019 11:27 AM (RD7QR)

146 >>/whatmoviereference?

Snatch.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:27 AM (/tuJf)

147 That's when officers found a bag filled with the diamonds that was in his anal cavity.


********

It was the squirrel tail hanging out that tipped them off.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2019 11:27 AM (m45I2)

148 136 Good men also don't want to be USED as sex toys. It's a rather degrading assignment.
Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at April 10, 2019 11:25 AM (RmBQf)

Yeah, but as degrading assignments go, it's one of the best!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 10, 2019 11:26 AM (3sjI6)

*rimshot*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:28 AM (bcbK8)

149 Speaking of sex, did Broseidon ever have his second date with the potential organ harvester?

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 10, 2019 11:28 AM (sjdRT)

150 140

Posted by: fixerupper at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (8XRCm)

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So 144? The L is ambiguous by my reading. I hate Roman numerals for this reason. The reading order is weird.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 10, 2019 11:28 AM (5aX2M)

151 Now this is really scary ..

Here's The Shocking Reality Of Completely Blocking Google From Your Life

what happens when you actively block all of your devices from even pinging Google's servers? Apparently, nothing short of nightmare fuel.

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at April 10, 2019 11:28 AM (wZxsP)

152 Huh! The GOP actually pulled a good one.

Georgia Democratic Rep. Lucy McBath was the target of some creative trolling by the Republican Party over her widely disputed claim that she actually lives in Georgia, after receiving and signing for a gift basket the GOP sent to her address - in Tennessee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 10, 2019 11:28 AM (+y/Ru)

153 the X has to be doing something with the L, not the C. "

hmmm.

So the ex has to be doing something with the what, again?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:28 AM (6qErC)

154 Come to think of it, it's probably just the Slate audience that has that problem.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 10, 2019 11:28 AM (1ISKN)

155 I never had sex outside of matrimony.
Although I am married 2x.
Current wife is best and last wife.
Plenty of lead in the pencil, and she is the only one to whom I write.

Posted by: navybrat, fresh out of rehab at April 10, 2019 11:28 AM (w7KSn)

156 Honestly, the weather is the main thing keeping me out of Texas.

That and how fucking beautiful WA is.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:21 AM (bcbK

Very different climate depending on what part of the state you're in. By the coast is going to be hot and muggy. Further inland like College Station feels pleasant and relatively dry to a Floridian tired of Florida's BS.

Further west, like Odessa-Midland, and you've got an arid climate.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 10, 2019 11:28 AM (J+mig)

157 Assholes wither and die, but diamonds are forever

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 10, 2019 11:28 AM (d6PIl)

158 once the shitheads destroy a city and move out, how long do we have to wait to bulldoze the place and start over again?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM



See yesterday's conversation about tactile nukes.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2019 11:29 AM (0tfLf)

159 "...ass-kickers, shit-kickers
and Methodists."

And here you all have been telling me it's the Lutherans!

Posted by: engineer at April 10, 2019 11:29 AM (R5QBF)

160 Hey! Who used up all the asterisks without replacing the roll?

Posted by: Emmie at April 10, 2019 11:29 AM (4HMW8)

161 4 months of KETO and you post a picture of cinnamon rolls? You people are cruel! On another note. I apologize for losing my cool the other night. I maybe reacted a bit harshly or misinterpreted what was said. So Bander, if you're around. We're good on my end. I'd have a virtual beer with you!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 10, 2019 11:29 AM (+/tGa)

162 Snatch."

Ding ding!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:29 AM (6qErC)

163 OT: I watched the clips of Candace Owens reaming Ted Lieu and Jerry Nadler. Both were things of beauty.

Posted by: pep at April 10, 2019 11:29 AM (wW03z)

164 That's a hell of a pat down. They use the whole fist there?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


It's New Mexico. They are known for that.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2019 11:29 AM (5gcVT)

165 once the shitheads destroy a city and move out, how long do we have to wait to bulldoze the place and start over again?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (d7Ww2)

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Maybe just start bulldozing so the sh*theads leave?

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 10, 2019 11:29 AM (WEBkv)

166 From Insty, there's an article about setting up a VPN that blocks all access to Google.

She removed all Google apps--and still had over 100k attempts to contact Google servers in one week.

Scary shit.

Now you know why, even as evil as you think they are, there's no political will to break them--they've basically told these politicians they will shut off the internet if they try.

Google is more evil than we think

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 10, 2019 11:30 AM (TN1P5)

167 Time, is on my side.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (/tuJf)
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No it ain't.

Posted by: Mick Jagger at April 10, 2019 11:30 AM (vDqXW)

168 >>Ding ding!

What do I call you, Bullet, Tooth?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:30 AM (/tuJf)

169 Thanks for putting me the knowledge about Roman numerals, Horde!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 10, 2019 11:30 AM (5aX2M)

170 Time, is on my side.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (/tuJf)
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No it ain't.
Posted by: Mick Jagger at April 10, 2019 11:30 AM (vDqXW)

Time Waits for No One

Posted by: JoeF. at April 10, 2019 11:30 AM (NFEMn)

171 What happened to the "no math" rule?

Posted by: Sponge at April 10, 2019 11:31 AM (IXZGh)

172 146 >>/whatmoviereference?

Snatch.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:27 AM (/tuJf)

"Do you have anything to declare?"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:31 AM (bcbK8)

173 A New Mexico man is facing charges after police found 44 diamonds in a bag inside his anal cavity.

Officers pulled Eusebio Padilla over for driving a motorcycle without a license plate. Police found a knife, then patted Padilla down.

That's when officers found a bag filled with the diamonds that was in his anal cavity. Padilla said he got the diamonds from his uncle.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2019 11:22 AM (aKsyK)

That must have been one hell of a pat-down. Did the officer light up a smoke afterwards?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2019 11:31 AM (TfwlC)

174 "Dudes willing to pump and dump a woman they just met online"
"Dudes of high moral character"

Pick 1.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 10, 2019 11:31 AM (KUaJL)

175 The actress is Alf Landon. Don't know who the trumpet guy is. Looks like a young Morgan Freeman.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2019 11:31 AM (m45I2)

176 Who said that what men want is:

"A duchess in the drawing room,
an economist in the kitchen,
and a whore in bed."

Posted by: Parker at April 10, 2019 11:31 AM (MFwf8)

177 So if I put some diamonds up a girls ass she will let me pat her down? I think is a true statement.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 10, 2019 11:31 AM (2LelM)

178 HONK HONK

We will invent bullet sized nukes that can be fired from a gun so that we will have no choice but to ban guns since everyone already agrees we should ban nukes!

HONK HONK

Posted by: Clown World Tactile Nukes at April 10, 2019 11:31 AM (323tT)

179 But seriously. Just look at how beautiful that face is.

All without botox or surgery.

Posted by: Sponge at April 10, 2019 11:31 AM (IXZGh)

180 Georgia Democratic Rep. Lucy McBath was the target of some creative trolling by the Republican Party over her widely disputed claim that she actually lives in Georgia, after receiving and signing for a gift basket the GOP sent to her address - in Tennessee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

>Forgive me for thinking stupid, but isn't living outside of the district or state that you represent a major violation of the Constitution?

Posted by: Delaforce at April 10, 2019 11:31 AM (yTp55)

181 I dont know what Candace Owens IQ is, but she makes the leftards look like retards.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 10, 2019 11:31 AM (d6PIl)

182 "A Lady on the Streets and a Freak between the sheets" has been the goal of many a fine man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (bcbK


Mrs. Muse tells me of a wedding shower she once went to where, at one point, all the ladies took turns offering advice to the bride-to-be, and one of the ladies, who was always very proper, very prim, always dressed very conservatively, straight-laced, butter-wouldn't-melt-in-her mouth offered this advic: "Sex. Lots of sex. Have lots of sex with your husband, do it often as you can, all the time." Mrs. Muse thought, wow, her husband must be the luckiest man alive.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (mO09S)

183 170 Time, is on my side.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (/tuJf)
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No it ain't.
Posted by: Mick Jagger at April 10, 2019 11:30 AM (vDqXW)

Time Waits for No One
Posted by: JoeF. at April 10, 2019 11:30 AM (NFEMn)

Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (bcbK8)

184
27 Willow - tina?

Almost 600 posts, and nobody noticed she's holding the button accordion backwards.


maybe she's lefthanded. or, perhaps, ambisinistrous.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (sGtp+)

185 176 Who said that what men want is:

"A duchess in the drawing room,
an economist in the kitchen,
and a whore in bed."
------------------------
What a whore wants it to be treated like a lady. What a Lady wants is to be treated like a whore.

Know this. Live this.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (2LelM)

186 Thanks, beloved Horde, for the prayers.

We'll be missing my mom.

Posted by: Emmie at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (4HMW8)

187
Google is more evil than we think
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 10, 2019 11:30 AM

My kids mock me for not using goole knowingly. They are like, dad, it's just goole. They are effing CREEPY! You shouldn't have to be a tech savvy (i'm not) to avoid their services. Same with azon to another extent (although I am still guilty of using them). Goole needs to be shut down.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (+/tGa)

188 Time, is on my side.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (/tuJf)
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No it ain't.
Posted by: Mick Jagger at April 10, 2019 11:30 AM (vDqXW)

Time Waits for No One


**********

Does anybody really know what time it is?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (m45I2)

189 CNN's Sam Vinograd: Yes, Obama also separated families at the border, but when he did it, it was "for their own protection."
.....
__________________

Illegals were (and still are) using kids as pawns, bringing in kids that were not their own so that they could get released quicker (thanks to the stupid Flores consent decree, which congress should have legislated out of existence years ago). Some of these kids were kidnapped, some were borrowed, some were being used in sex trafficking, a lot of them were being abused and mistreated. They needed to be separated from the people who brought them in, until we could get some kind of verification that they were not in danger.

When they were in "cages" in the U.S., they were being fed and housed in a safe place, which is a lot more than many of them were getting when they were with their "families" crossing the border illegally.

All the phony virtue-signalling about "kids in cages!" and "brown kids being torn from their families!" is such ludicrous bullshit. These people, even the ones who were legitimately related to the kids, were using the kids and deliberately exposing them to danger. Not to mention they were deliberately breaking our laws. We don't owe them 5-star accommodations, nor do we owe them a guarantee that they won't be separated from other family members when they sneak into our country illegally -- especially when they're coming in at the rate of over 100,000 a month now.

They're breaking our laws, and they're doing it deliberately and they're also deliberately lying and asserting phony asylum claims, in an attempt to overwhelm our immigration system. They cost us hundreds of billions of dollars a year in "free" public services and welfare fraud, and they disrupt our society and bring crime and disease here. We don't owe them a damn living. We are not responsible for the shitty conditions in their home countries. They need to stop coming here, and those that do come here need to stop bitching about how they're treated. They're lucky they're not being shot or imprisoned, which is what would happen to them if they were invading a country that gave a damn about the welfare of its own citizens.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (fqUgw)

190 I first really paid attention to Lamarr in a colorized version of 'Boomtown' . Stunning.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (2kj6M)

191 182 "A Lady on the Streets and a Freak between the sheets" has been the goal of many a fine man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (bcbK

Mrs. Muse tells me of a wedding shower she once went to where, at one point, all the ladies took turns offering advice to the bride-to-be, and one of the ladies, who was always very proper, very prim, always dressed very conservatively, straight-laced, butter-wouldn't-melt-in-her mouth offered this advic: "Sex. Lots of sex. Have lots of sex with your husband, do it often as you can, all the time." Mrs. Muse thought, wow, her husband must be the luckiest man alive.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (mO09S)

I think Mrs. Muse is right.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (bcbK8)

192 >>"Dudes willing to pump and dump a woman they just met online"
"Dudes of high moral character"

Pick 1.
- - - -
Bingo!

Good guys want good gals.
Go figure!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2019 11:33 AM (W+vEI)

193 181 I dont know what Candace Owens IQ is, but she makes the leftards look like retards.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 10, 2019 11:31 AM (d6PIl)


Also, Ted Lieu is pond scum.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:33 AM (mO09S)

194 188 Time, is on my side.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (/tuJf)
---
No it ain't.
Posted by: Mick Jagger at April 10, 2019 11:30 AM (vDqXW)

Time Waits for No One

**********

Does anybody really know what time it is?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (m45I2)

"It's time to drink ale!"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:33 AM (bcbK8)

195 Very different climate depending on what part of the
state you're in. By the coast is going to be hot and muggy. Further
inland like College Station feels pleasant and relatively dry to a
Floridian tired of Florida's BS.



Further west, like Odessa-Midland, and you've got an arid climate.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 10, 2019

*
*
. . .
When I bugged out to College Station in 2005, the first day or so felt terrific after the swelter of Lousy-ana. After the north winds died it got hot -- touching 100 nearly every day in July, August, and September. But still dry, and early mornings were pleasant.
Up around Amarillo and Palo Duro Canyon, it is very hot in May (when I was last there), but terrifically dry, so that 100 F. or so in the afternoon felt like 90. It cooled off at night there too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 10, 2019 11:33 AM (elsTe)

196 Talk about a tight ass.

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 10, 2019 11:25 AM (aS1PU)


ROFL
Posted by: Muad'dib
-----
Hey, It was a piece of coal when I put it there....swearies!!

Posted by: lin-duh in keto @ werk at April 10, 2019 11:33 AM (9iLHi)

197 Does anybody really know what time it is?"

25 or 6 to 4...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:33 AM (6qErC)

198 A New Mexico man is facing charges after police found 44 diamonds in a bag inside his anal cavity.


Damned guv'mint and their asset forfeitures.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2019 11:33 AM (0tfLf)

199 'Member when math was done by strings of characters and reading order?

Roman Meal remembers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 10, 2019 11:33 AM (5aX2M)

200 That woman makes me think of all the guys who want a good girl he can trust and bring home to mom who somehow is also a raging party girl slut.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2019 11:23 AM (39g3+)


Can't recall who said it, but the classic is "A man wants a lady in public and a whore in the bedroom."

Posted by: GWB at April 10, 2019 11:34 AM (7kVu3)

201 188 Time, is on my side.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (/tuJf)
---
No it ain't.
Posted by: Mick Jagger at April 10, 2019 11:30 AM (vDqXW)

Time Waits for No One

**********

Does anybody really know what time it is?



I believe it's Hammer Time!

Posted by: pep at April 10, 2019 11:34 AM (wW03z)

202 124 Good men also don't want to be USED as sex toys. It's a rather degrading assignment.

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at April 10, 2019 11:25 AM

then again, as degrading assignments go, it's one of the best.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 10, 2019 11:34 AM (Kpl3J)

203 once the shitheads destroy a city and move out, how long do we have to wait to bulldoze the place and start over again?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 10, 2019 11:20 AM (d7Ww2)

You can't. Once it becomes whatever it is, it is in harmony with nature. Bulldozing it would be an EPA violation.

-
Or a toxic waste site.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 10, 2019 11:34 AM (+y/Ru)

204 Look Tina, when I hit you it was really for your own good.

Posted by: Ike Turner at April 10, 2019 11:34 AM (+/tGa)

205 What happened to the "no math" rule?
Posted by: Sponge

>Hey, I wasn't doing math this time. Don't blame me.

Posted by: Delaforce at April 10, 2019 11:34 AM (yTp55)

206 Fenelon, if you are here, you can take my name off the list. I didn't get a full time job but I don't want to take up space on there. Will continue to pray for everyone.

Posted by: kallisto at April 10, 2019 11:34 AM (d3k/b)

207 What a whore wants it to be treated like a lady. What a Lady wants is to be treated like a whore.

Know this. Live this.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (2LelM)

Can confirm.

Couldn't always apply it, but can confirm it's a panty soaker.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:34 AM (bcbK8)

208 Hollywood rumor has it Don Johnson was the last person to see Sal Mineo alive

Posted by: Bobo at April 10, 2019 11:34 AM (TL6qR)

209 181 I dont know what Candace Owens IQ is, but she makes the leftards look like retards.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 10, 2019 11:31 AM (d6PIl)


Considering what it takes to make leftists look like retards, I'm sure Candace's IQ is higher than that.

Posted by: Emmie at April 10, 2019 11:34 AM (4HMW8)

210 Ted Nugent is playing at our county fair this summer! The local Democrat Party is bitching about it, but they are not the majority here. Their tack is "he's not family friendly enough". Neopuritans. The illiberal left.

Posted by: Chris M at April 10, 2019 11:34 AM (eAZVt)

211 Sh*t?

I give up. What's the hidden letter?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2019 11:35 AM (4knXT)

212 how long do we have to wait to bulldoze the place and start over again? "

*looks at map of Carthage*

A while.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:35 AM (6qErC)

213 188 Time, is on my side.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (/tuJf)
---
No it ain't.
Posted by: Mick Jagger at April 10, 2019 11:30 AM (vDqXW)
Time Waits for No One
**********
Does anybody really know what time it is?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (m45I2)


Time has come today!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:35 AM (mO09S)

214 Okay, don't know who the lady is but she sure reminds of a damsel in distress being tied to the railroad tracks by a Snidely Whiplash type character in a really, really old movie,,, or three.

Will read comments on lunch break to see.

Posted by: teej at April 10, 2019 11:35 AM (qREJU)

215 Re: Family separations at the border.

In most cases, they're NOT families, which is precisely why they are separated.



*Scott Adams calls them kids in "Obama cages." Heh.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2019 11:35 AM (W+vEI)

216 *rimshot*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:28 AM (bcbK


Never!

Posted by: GWB at April 10, 2019 11:35 AM (7kVu3)

217 >>"Do you have anything to declare?"

The fact that your gun says REPLICA down the side and the fact that mine says DESERT EAGLE .50 should cause your balls shrinking along with your presence.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:35 AM (/tuJf)

218 To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time..

Posted by: The Bard at April 10, 2019 11:36 AM (2kj6M)

219 Also, Ted Lieu is pond scum.

-
He's a lulu alrignt.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 10, 2019 11:36 AM (+y/Ru)

220 Sh*t?

I give up. What's the hidden letter?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2019 11:35 AM (4knXT)

Q

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 10, 2019 11:36 AM (xPJvm)

221 What a whore wants it to be treated like a lady. What a Lady wants is to be treated like a whore.

Know this. Live this.
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (2LelM)

Instructions unclear.

I left $200 on the nightstand and still didn't get sex, but my wife did get an expensive new purse.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 10, 2019 11:36 AM (KUaJL)

222 The girl is Whopping Goldberg

And the guy is Marty Feldman

Posted by: Ray Charles at April 10, 2019 11:36 AM (P6KKD)

223 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 10, 2019 11:33 AM (elsTe)

Sounds nice. I'll probably move somewhere even drier when I retire, or if events ever see me changing careers again (I hope not). I've had enough humidity for a lifetime.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 10, 2019 11:36 AM (J+mig)

224 Sean Davis twitter thread on released James Baker testimony....some interesting tidbits in it.

https://tinyurl.com/y2nnangg

Posted by: Tami at April 10, 2019 11:36 AM (cF8AT)

225 208 Hollywood rumor has it Don Johnson was the last person to see Sal Mineo alive
Posted by: Bobo at April 10, 2019 11:34 AM (TL6qR)

Was he looking up at him or looking down?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:37 AM (bcbK8)

226 That's when officers found a bag filled with the diamonds that was in his anal cavity.


---
Talk about a tight ass.


Honest, officer! It was charcoal when I put it in there!

Posted by: Bert G at April 10, 2019 11:37 AM (tOP4K)

227 One nice thing about Latin math: You actually CAN'T divide-by-zero.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 10, 2019 11:37 AM (5aX2M)

228 That cinnamon roll pic crosses the line from something gooey and delicious to possibly a gestating mucous-laden life form from Aliens.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2019 11:37 AM (4knXT)

229 Good guys want good gals. "

"Good girls don't,
Good girls don't,
Good girls don't,

But I do..."

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:37 AM (6qErC)

230 awww...

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 10, 2019 11:37 AM (Kpl3J)

231
>Forgive me for thinking stupid, but isn't living outside of the district or state that you represent a major violation of the Constitution?
Posted by: Delaforce


No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained to the Age of twenty five Years, and been seven Years a Citizen of the United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of that State in which he shall be chosen. Shorter version: They have to live in the same state, but not necessarily the same district.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2019 11:38 AM (aKsyK)

232 To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time..

Posted by: The Bard at April 10, 2019 11:36 AM

****

But Annie said that's when the sun will come out.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2019 11:38 AM (0tfLf)

233 197
Does anybody really know what time it is?"



25 or 6 to 4...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019

*
*
. . .
My diamond watch has stopped cold dead!

Posted by: Lady in the Chicago Song at April 10, 2019 11:38 AM (elsTe)

234 Dang, lin-duh beat me to it...

Posted by: Bert G at April 10, 2019 11:38 AM (tOP4K)

235 181 I dont know what Candace Owens IQ is, but she makes the leftards look like retards.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 10, 2019 11:31 AM (d6PIl)

Also, Ted Lieu is pond scum.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:33 AM (mO09S)

-----

NOW YOU TAKE THAT BACK...

Posted by: Pond Scum at April 10, 2019 11:39 AM (flINI)

236 223
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 10, 2019 11:33 AM (elsTe)



Sounds nice. I'll probably move somewhere even drier when I retire,
or if events ever see me changing careers again (I hope not). I've had
enough humidity for a lifetime.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 10, 2019

*
*
. . .
Same here, Cato. Ten months a year of the same nasty stifling heat is too much for me. I want a little winter.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 10, 2019 11:40 AM (elsTe)

237 Lindsey Graham has been reborn.

He is definitely going to go after the FBI/DOJ.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:40 AM (/tuJf)

238 232 To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time..

Posted by: The Bard at April 10, 2019 11:36 AM

****

But Annie said that's when the sun will come out.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2019 11:38 AM (0tfLf)

You gonna trust a ginger without pupils?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:40 AM (bcbK8)

239 So it's Hedy Lamarr? I'm surprised how much she resembles Alf Landon. Around the eyes and forehead mostly.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2019 11:40 AM (m45I2)

240 By the way, here is a Roman numeral converter thingy you can play with:

https://www.rapidtables.com/convert/number/roman-numerals-converter.html

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:40 AM (mO09S)

241 This girl ain't doing it right. Nothing has changed since I was young unless she's just limiting her selections to soy boys.

If you read her actual article, her complaint is that she wants it purely transactional, like the guy isn't even supposed to talk to her, and guys tend to find that creepy and off-putting. Which means you can chalk this up to Feminists vs. Biology, Round 2898520.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 10, 2019 11:40 AM (ZGrMX)

242 237 Lindsey Graham has been reborn.

He is definitely going to go after the FBI/DOJ.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:40 AM (/tuJf)

Burn, baby, burn.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:40 AM (bcbK8)

243 The girl is Whopping Goldberg

And the guy is Marty Feldman
Posted by: Ray Charles
----------

This, this is why I visit this landscape of iniquity.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 10, 2019 11:40 AM (ZMWtN)

244 Re: Family separations at the border.

-
I've got it! We promise them separation reparations if they make it to Mexico City. Then we pay them in Venezuelan funny money. They can each have a wheelbarrow full.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 10, 2019 11:40 AM (+y/Ru)

245 So then the sh*theads move to some other part of the country that's
not a sh*thole, but then, because they're sh*theads, and not well-versed
on the whole cause-and-effect thing, they vote for the same sh*tbirds
who implement the same sh*t policies that have turned the places they
came from into sh*tholes and their new homes gradually turn into
sh*tholes that look just like the old sh*tholes, and they never seem to
figure out why.



That's why they are called locusts.

and I
could eat that whole platter of sticky buns right now. But, alas,
those are permanently off my list now.



Posted by: Vic at April 10, 2019 11:41 AM (mpXpK)

246 That's a great picture of Blitzer. He looks like he's just sitting there waiting for the electric stimulus to lift his head and repeat the words that come through his ear piece.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2019 11:41 AM (0tfLf)

247 Does anybody really know what time it is?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (m45I2)
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Does anybody really care?

Posted by: Kadath at April 10, 2019 11:41 AM (vDqXW)

248 and not well-versed on the whole cause-and-effect thing

Suggested:

...and know sh*t about the whole cause-and-effect thing...

Posted by: mindful webworker survived the updates at April 10, 2019 11:41 AM (GvEen)

249 Here's The Shocking Reality Of Completely Blocking Google From Your Life

what happens when you actively block all of your devices from even pinging Google's servers? Apparently, nothing short of nightmare fuel.
Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at April 10, 2019 11:28 AM (wZxsP)

Heh. I use exactly zero of the "services" whose functionality was impaired.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2019 11:41 AM (TfwlC)

250 Lindsey Graham has been reborn.

He is definitely going to go after the FBI/DOJ.
Posted by: JackStraw
-----------

Hell hath no fury...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 10, 2019 11:41 AM (ZMWtN)

251 This Schatz guy from HI wants to give Barr a chance to use another, less scary word, than "spying."

Getting nervous, Dems?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2019 11:41 AM (ptqGC)

252 I want a little winter."

Got a refrigerator for that. Had my share of "winter", TYVM.

*fishes out another Columbia PFG shirt*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:41 AM (6qErC)

253 Movie line: "Aim for the bushes, right?"

Posted by: Kadath at April 10, 2019 11:41 AM (vDqXW)

254 that opening rant was a thing of beauty...

*wipes single tear from cheek*

bravo sir, bravo

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 10, 2019 11:41 AM (8D42x)

255 >>I dont know what Candace Owens IQ is, but she makes the leftards look like retards.

She's really clever. She regularly flips the argument while most people attempt to work within the Left's/Democrats' *rigged* argument.

Look at how she responded to Rep. Talib I love this:

@RashidaTlaib

This is going to be tough for the family because the @GOP are calling ZOA's Mort Klein and conservative Candace Owens to testify at the same hearing. Both have elevated hate rhetoric and extremism in our country.
- - -
@RealCandaceO

Candace Owens Retweeted Rashida Tlaib
"Black people don't have to be Democrats" is not hateful rhetoric.

"We're gonna impeach this motherf**cker" is.

You and your little Congress clique of raging anti-Semites do not scare me.

My voice will be heard tomorrow.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2019 11:41 AM (W+vEI)

256
Instructions unclear.

I left $200 on the nightstand and still didn't get sex, but my wife did get an expensive new purse.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 10, 2019 11:36 AM (KUaJL)

You pay the whore to go away.

What a lot of women don't get is that men experience, for lack of a better word, affection, via sex. Women experience this through cuddling and words.

For a man, the wife not having sex with him feels similar to what a wife would feel if her husband were treating her coldly.

Posted by: Someguy at April 10, 2019 11:42 AM (oTYTN)

257 That's HEDLEY!!!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 10, 2019 11:42 AM (uopCm)

258 Time, is on my side.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (/tuJf)
---
No it ain't.
Posted by: Mick Jagger at April 10, 2019 11:30 AM (vDqXW)

Time Waits for No One

**********

Does anybody really know what time it is?


I believe it's Hammer Time!

Posted by: pep


Time has come today...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 10, 2019 11:42 AM (AM1GF)

259

No time for a summer friend
No time for the love you send
Seasons change and so did I
You need not wonder why
You need not wonder why
There's no time left for you
No time left for you

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 10, 2019 11:42 AM (aKsyK)

260 155 I never had sex outside of matrimony.
Although I am married 2x.
Current wife is best and last wife.
Plenty of lead in the pencil, and she is the only one to whom I write.
Posted by: navybrat, fresh out of rehab at April 10, 2019 11:28 AM (w7KSn)


Navybrat speaks wisdom.

Posted by: Emmie at April 10, 2019 11:42 AM (4HMW8)

261 Burn, baby, burn."

Disco inferno?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:42 AM (6qErC)

262 Sen. Brian Schatz: General Barr I want to give you a chance to use your own words because cable news is going to go crazy over the word spying. Is that the word you really meant to use because you have been talking for a long time is there a better way to phrase what you are concerned about?

Barr: Unauthorized surveillance.



Hey thanks Senator Dummy for clearing that up.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:42 AM (/tuJf)

263 224 Sean Davis twitter thread on released James Baker testimony....some interesting tidbits in it.

https://tinyurl.com/y2nnangg

With respect to James Baker's transcript there, and whether or not Rosenstein said there were 2 cabinet secretaries on board - it's already come out that is what McCabe *said* that Rosenstein had said, and Rosenstein instead has replied that McCabe is a big fat liar about everything, which is why he was fired, for being a liar.

It's hard to know what's true in that pit of vipers, but I wouldn't trust anything that went back to McCabe as the original source.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 10, 2019 11:42 AM (Kpl3J)

264 The girl is Whopping Goldberg

And the guy is Marty Feldman
Posted by: Ray Charles

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Posted by: Ronnie Milsap at April 10, 2019 11:42 AM (flINI)

265 It's a well - established principle of world geography that Your City is a shithole. The city I visited once while in college 40 years ago, and spent a weekend there with my buddy in a ghetto student apartment, is -- still -- a shithole. The city I drove past on the turnpike and saw in silhouette? Shithole. It's the Shithole School of Urban Geography.


The one town I feel special about, usually due to a lost romance, is magically not a shithole, but "has its problems."

Despite a hard-science minor in geography, I never learned this bit of science until I arrived here. But it must be true, because every swingin' dick endorses it. Unless you say it about their town. That's "diffurnt."


A moron used to tell us what towns were shitholes. He claimed to be from Columbus, and it later turned out that he was staying about 20 miles outside Columbus, in a town I knew rather well. He thought Columbus was the center of the universe of course, which I mention now because a prominent conservative on a prominent conservative site yesterday called for Columbus to be "nuked," literally, because of the number of immigrant East Africans there. How the mighty (In Klumbis accent, "Moddy") have fallen.

And Detroit and Dearborn take down all of Michigan, naturally. They are easy to avoid, fun to mock, and keep you from having to think about Clare or Frankfort or Ludington or Traverse City. So a Texan, without mentioning the purportedly Great Cities of Texas, can always shithole them.


I'm way way down river from Detroit, in another state, and have to admit we chuckled at their discomfiture, fifty damn years ago, because they have been SUCH insufferable snobs when they were on top. Hudson's, the zoo, the airport, the expressways, the museums -- nothing was up to their standard, and everyone else lived in Hicksville (we actually have a Hicksville here -- nice place). It was hilarious to see them all lose their ass, really. Hope it happens to every snob? In most cases it already has. The thing is, that was 50 years ago. It's not funny anymore. Shithole.


Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 10, 2019 11:43 AM (8ZmvG)

266 189----Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (fqUgw)
------------------------------
First-rate, nail-on-the-head rant.
Very well said.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 10, 2019 11:43 AM (Rxduq)

267 So if I put some diamonds up a girls ass she will let me pat her down? I think is a true statement.

If you give her a rock she'll suck your... er, never mind.

My guess is that in the process of the pat down he was moaning with pain and tenderness because he had a bag of sharp objects made of one of the hardest substances on earth this side of a shadenboner.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2019 11:43 AM (39g3+)

268 So it's Hedy Lamarr?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2019 11:40 AM (m45I2)
---
That's HEDLEY!

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at April 10, 2019 11:43 AM (vDqXW)

269 You gonna trust a ginger without pupils?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:40 AM



Hey, Kbdabear posts gingers every Thursday and I'm not sure any of them have pupils. In fact, not sure I've seen any eyes either.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2019 11:43 AM (0tfLf)

270 But Annie said that's when the sun will come out.
Posted by: Diogenes

You gonna trust a ginger without pupils?



***********


Fee, Fi, Fo - a limerick

An optimistic giant named Yarrow
Had a boy who was thin as an arrow
Stayed in his room, wouldn't eat
Broken bones or bloody meat
But hey, the son'll come out, for marrow!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2019 11:43 AM (m45I2)

271 Posted by: Ian S. at April 10, 2019 11:40 AM (ZGrMX)

Yes I did not read the article. That is something she would have a hard time finding. She should just become a dominatrix and make some money satisfying her needs while maintaining her disgust of men.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 10, 2019 11:43 AM (rxtQa)

272 Time has come today...
Posted by: Brother Cavil"

Chamber another one, brother!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:43 AM (6qErC)

273 This, this is why I visit this landscape of iniquity.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 10, 2019 11:40 AM (ZMWtN)

I call them like I see them.

And if I can't see them

I make it up

Posted by: Ray Charles at April 10, 2019 11:44 AM (P6KKD)

274 252
I want a little winter."



Got a refrigerator for that. Had my share of "winter", TYVM.



*fishes out another Columbia PFG shirt*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019

*
*
. . .
"Death is the mother of beauty," i.e., you can't appreciate something unless you can lose it. Can't appreciate summer unless you have some winter.
Ten months a year of cold would be just as bad.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 10, 2019 11:44 AM (elsTe)

275 Cléopatra Diane de Mérode - didn't I say that?

Posted by: mindful webworker recognized cher, though, at April 10, 2019 11:44 AM (GvEen)

276 aefk ae wt yl;wkrgkjlw
wetk wjkew jhewnvel wwtw
wejuva pqwnkcq qelgjqelkgq
wsgkj"

"Men of Harlech" in the original Welsh?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:44 AM (6qErC)

277 Lizzy - 255 - Thanks for posting that!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 10, 2019 11:45 AM (U2TY5)

278 We'll be missing my mom.
Posted by: Emmie at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (4HMW

My condolences, Emmie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2019 11:45 AM (TfwlC)

279 Forgive me for thinking stupid, but isn't living outside of the
district or state that you represent a major violation of the
Constitution?

===============

So cute. Booker lived in the Village when he was mayor of Newark. Corzine lived on Fifth Avenue when he was both Senator and Governor. Torricelli lived in Bucks County (Pa.).

Posted by: New Jersey Demofascists at April 10, 2019 11:45 AM (LISuA)

280 262 Sen. Brian Schatz: General Barr I want to give you a chance to use your own words because cable news is going to go crazy over the word spying. Is that the word you really meant to use because you have been talking for a long time is there a better way to phrase what you are concerned about?

Barr: Unauthorized surveillance.



Hey thanks Senator Dummy for clearing that up.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:42 AM (/tuJf)

============

"What he actually meant was..."
-CNN

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 10, 2019 11:45 AM (oh/Sd)

281 Sen. Brian Schatz: General Barr I want to give you a
chance to use your own words because cable news is going to go crazy
over the word spying. Is that the word you really meant to use because
you have been talking for a long time is there a better way to phrase
what you are concerned about?

Barr: Unauthorized surveillance.



Hey thanks Senator Dummy for clearing that up.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:42 AM (/tuJf)


I'm loving Barr. And WTH is up with Hawaii?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2019 11:45 AM (ptqGC)

282 This is an entertaining article. "Are women malcontents?"

https://bit.ly/2uXz6i9

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 10, 2019 11:45 AM (JKNZq)

283 If you read her actual article, her complaint is that she wants it purely transactional, like the guy isn't even supposed to talk to her, and guys tend to find that creepy and off-putting. Which means you can chalk this up to Feminists vs. Biology, Round 2898520.

I guess that Woman With Dreadful Personality and Inhuman View of Sex Mystified By Inability to Find Man Willing to Silently Serve As Human Dildo would have sold fewer pixels, or whatever a dead-end publication like Slate is selling to its numbskull audience.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 10, 2019 11:45 AM (ppBhU)

284 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE LIKE FIFTEEN PEOPLE HAVE MADE THE SAME "THATS HEDLEY" JOKE AND NOW AMY SCHUMER SAYS "THATS HEDLEY"

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 10, 2019 11:45 AM (4knXT)

285 269 You gonna trust a ginger without pupils?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:40 AM


Hey, Kbdabear posts gingers every Thursday and I'm not sure any of them have pupils. In fact, not sure I've seen any eyes either.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2019 11:43 AM (0tfLf)

I'm not saying you shouldn't lust after them. Just warning you, from graphic life experience, not to trust them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 10, 2019 11:45 AM (bcbK8)

286 I thought Burp Reynolds was pretty good in that movie about onion rings.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 10, 2019 11:46 AM (AB9tT)

287 I dont know what Candace Owens IQ is, but she makes the leftards look like retards.

She seems quite bright, but it doesn't exactly take an Aristotle to get the jump on those clowns.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2019 11:46 AM (39g3+)

288 I have an acquaintance who is, and was, shall we say, profligate. He would screw anything that stood still long enough.
Now, he is married, and gay. He is a man married to a man. And seems happy, monogamous. He says he was profligate with women to see if he was really hetero. Turns out he isn't.

So, one of his female trysts meets up with him not long ago and brings with her a beautiful 21 year old lady.

"Who is this?" he asks.
"Your daughter" is the reply.

Posted by: navybrat, fresh out of rehab at April 10, 2019 11:46 AM (w7KSn)

289
Thank you for including me on your Prayer List once more, FenelonSpoke. We're hanging in there, so at least the situation isn't getting any worse right now. Y'all's prayers are greatly appreciated.

And prayers up for all the Morons on the list plus everyone else who needs them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 10, 2019 11:46 AM (HaL55)

290 So if I put some diamonds up a girls ass she will let me pat her down? I think is a true statement.



If you give her a rock she'll suck your... er, never mind.



My guess is that in the process of the pat down he was moaning with
pain and tenderness because he had a bag of sharp objects made of one of
the hardest substances on earth this side of a shadenboner.



Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2019 11:43 AM

---

which begs the question.....why did he feel compelled to put those diamonds up his a$$ in the first place?

Pretty sure he could have used a pocket to keep them in.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 10, 2019 11:46 AM (JUOKG)

291 Can't appreciate summer unless you have some winter."

Oh, we have winter. Lost a crap ton of citrus trees and semi tropical plants due to freeze a few weeks back. Funny 'bout that - the last time there was a multi consecutive night freeze was back in the 1920's - so of course, it's "record warmth"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:47 AM (6qErC)

292 "Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 10, 2019 11:43 AM (8ZmvG)"

Erudite!

Posted by: Chris M at April 10, 2019 11:47 AM (eAZVt)

293 We'll be missing my mom.

Posted by: Emmie at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (4HMW

I am so very, very sorry. {{{hugs}}} I still talk to mine every single day. And my dad, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2019 11:47 AM (ptqGC)

294 Time has come today...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 10, 2019 11:42 AM (AM1GF)


One of the truly awesomest songs ever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mse7OQsZ9Ps

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:47 AM (mO09S)

295 Fee, Fi, Fo - a limerick

An optimistic giant named Yarrow
Had a boy who was thin as an arrow
Stayed in his room, wouldn't eat
Broken bones or bloody meat
But hey, the son'll come out, for marrow!



Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2019 11:43 AM

******

Excellent!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2019 11:47 AM (0tfLf)

296 Aristotle was a pimp. He could never have outfought Pythagoras.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2019 11:47 AM (4knXT)

297
She's Theda Bara

He's Denzel Washington.

Maybe.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 10, 2019 11:47 AM (HaL55)

298 Barr: Unauthorized surveillance.

Hey thanks Senator Dummy for clearing that up.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:42 AM (/tuJf)

============

"What he actually meant was..."
-CNN

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 10, 2019 11:45 AM

Obviously he never learned the First Law of the Courtroom: Never ask a question you don't already know the answer to.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 10, 2019 11:48 AM (Kpl3J)

299 AND NOW AMY SCHUMER SAYS "THATS HEDLEY""

*sigh*

Scroll up....

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:48 AM (6qErC)

300 Is there a guy wearing a MAGA hat behind Barr?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2019 11:48 AM (ptqGC)

301 aefk ae wt yl;wkrgkjlw
wetk wjkew jhewnvel wwtw
wejuva pqwnkcq qelgjqelkgq
wsgkj"

"Men of Harlech" in the original Welsh?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:44 AM (6qErC)


I'm gonna sue!

Posted by: James Joyce at April 10, 2019 11:48 AM (aS1PU)

302 World War II news.

One more of what many call the Greatest Generation has passed away. Lt Col Richard 'Dick' Cole, Doolittle's copilot and the last living Doolittle Raider, has passed away at the age of 103.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2019 11:48 AM (z13UD)

303 Fuckin' Feinstein. Does she not recall the Obama DOJ's refusal to defend the Defense of Marriage Act?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 10, 2019 11:48 AM (hjaPQ)

304 She's Theda Bara

He's Denzel Washington.


They fight crime!

Posted by: awesome stories, inc. at April 10, 2019 11:49 AM (84QUd)

305 Old and busted: Dude looks like a lady

New hotness: Dude is a lady

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 10, 2019 11:49 AM (+y/Ru)

306 /off incomprehensible sock

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 10, 2019 11:49 AM (aS1PU)

307 She's Theda Bara

He's Denzel Washington.


Together, they're Salt and Peppa, the hottest new detective team on your television, every Thursday night at 11! Must see teevee!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2019 11:49 AM (39g3+)

308 She's Theda Bara
He's Denzel Washington.
Maybe.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 10, 2019 11:47 AM (HaL55)


Half-credit.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:49 AM (mO09S)

309 We'll be missing my mom.

Posted by: Emmie at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (4HMW
I am so very, very sorry. {{{hugs}}} I still talk to mine every single day. And my dad, too.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2019 11:47 AM
*****

So very sorry to hear.
I lost my mom when I was 19. Years ago now. And some days its like she's right next to me. Comforting in a way.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 10, 2019 11:50 AM (0tfLf)

310 So the guy beats record for the most carats shoved up an ass.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 10, 2019 11:50 AM (rxtQa)

311 One of the truly awesomest songs ever"

Need the extended live version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsBwBct0_5U

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:50 AM (6qErC)

312 262 Sen. Brian Schatz: General Barr I want to give you a chance to use your own words because cable news is going to go crazy over the word spying. Is that the word you really meant to use because you have been talking for a long time is there a better way to phrase what you are concerned about?

Barr: Unauthorized surveillance.

Hey thanks Senator Dummy for clearing that up.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:42 AM (/tuJf)


Isn't spying more accurate? Unauthorized surveillance sounds like a couple of low level people misusing their toys. From what I've been seeing this was authorized and at a fairly high level. Illegal surveillance might have been a better term.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 10, 2019 11:50 AM (kUmUV)

313 Hey Feinstein, does the Defense of Marriage Act sound familiar to you?

You're a liar.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:50 AM (/tuJf)

314 Shocking to hear that what women have been brainwashed to believe about men is not true.

Posted by: literally serious at April 10, 2019 11:50 AM (SB5Q1)

315 My father died in 1988. Its so long now that I have a hard time really remembering him beyond small glimpses and images. But sometimes I dream about him and he's all there as real and big and full of life as he ever was.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2019 11:51 AM (39g3+)

316 313 Hey Feinstein, does the Defense of Marriage Act sound familiar to you?

You're a liar.
---
Right. She's a liar or and idiot or both.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 10, 2019 11:51 AM (hjaPQ)

317 So the guy beats record for the most carats shoved up an ass.



*********

So we know that he is not Chilean, becaause there are no carats in Chile.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2019 11:51 AM (m45I2)

318
Isn't spying more accurate? Unauthorized surveillance sounds like a couple of low level people misusing their toys. From what I've been seeing this was authorized and at a fairly high level. Illegal surveillance might have been a better term.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 10, 2019 11:50 AM (kUmUV)

Spying can be legal and desirable. Unauthorized surveillance is illegal and undesirable spying.

Posted by: Someguy at April 10, 2019 11:51 AM (oTYTN)

319 Here's a young Afghanistan war hero:

https://tinyurl.com/y5mnj94v

Airman out of Hunter Army Airfield presented the Silver Star and the Bronze Star medal with Valor. Presentation was made at the National Museum of the Mighty 8th.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2019 11:51 AM (ptqGC)

320 So the guy beats record for the most carats shoved up an ass

"Wait til they get a load of me in the produce department"
--Shep Smith

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2019 11:52 AM (39g3+)

321 311 One of the truly awesomest songs ever"
Need the extended live version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsBwBct0_5U
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:50 AM (6qErC)


Chambers Bros: Standard R-and-B group, nothing special.
Chambers Bros: Hey, let's try some of this LSD...

Chambers Bros: Time has come today!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 10, 2019 11:52 AM (mO09S)

322 Thank you, AOP.

Posted by: Emmie at April 10, 2019 11:52 AM (4HMW8)

323 So we know that he is not Chilean, becaause there are no carats in Chile."

Keyboard, laptop, monitor.

"Things that now need a good cleaning"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:52 AM (6qErC)

324 which begs the question.....why did he feel compelled to put those diamonds up his a$$ in the first place?

Pretty sure he could have used a pocket to keep them in.

-
Spoiled the whole line of his suit. It just didn't fall right with those diamonds in the pocket.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 10, 2019 11:52 AM (+y/Ru)

325 It's really quite telling that the woman looking for casual sex can't even mentally grasp the core problem she's got - People just don't work that way, not in the Real World, they don't. The ideology she's been taught doesn't allow her to even imagine the possibility that she is completely and drastically wrong in her estimation of humanity, in general.

yeah we used to have schools who tried to teach this kind of thing - now people who never go to any "higher education" are far more intelligent than those who do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 10, 2019 11:53 AM (Kpl3J)

326 OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor /i]

*hopes his off the rack sweat pants measure up to the HQ standards*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2019 11:53 AM (39g3+)

327 Illegal surveillance might have been a better term.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont



Better: treason.

Posted by: pep at April 10, 2019 11:53 AM (wW03z)

328 A Virgin once, a tooter and anal buns. what do I winz

Cinnamon girl?....

Dr what is that burning down there?

Herbes......................you been with Herb again?

Posted by: saf at April 10, 2019 11:53 AM (5IHGB)

329 Spoiled the whole line of his suit. It just didn't fall right with those diamonds in the pocket.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 10, 2019 11:52 AM (+y/Ru)

--------

This is why all the smart mules wear tunics.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2019 11:53 AM (4knXT)

330 Twitter is having a meltdown over Barr investigating spying on the Trump campaign.


http://tinyurl.com/y4emtgaz

Posted by: redridinghood at April 10, 2019 11:54 AM (RBOtF)

331 So the guy beats record for the most carats shoved up an ass.

Ehhh...what's up, Doc?

Posted by: B. Bunny at April 10, 2019 11:54 AM (0tfLf)

332 Barr: Unauthorized surveillance.

CNN: perfectly justified security measures

Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2019 11:54 AM (oTMWb)

333 Possibly a foot of globull warming tonight and 45 mph winds behind it. I am one of the odd ones who embraces winter. But I am done! This is Wing, not Spring! WTF C'mon weather Joos. Other than Ilhan BroFo Omar, what have we done to you?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 10, 2019 11:54 AM (+/tGa)

334 >>Twitter is having a meltdown over Barr investigating spying on the Trump campaign.

All good things come to those who wait.

And have a plan.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:54 AM (/tuJf)

335 Charlize Theron saying she is shockingly single and somebody (a man) needs to step up. The current state of men and women right here. This is Gorilla Pundit material so I linked it for OM.


https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/ charlize-theron-says-shes-shockingly- single-somebody-just-needs-to-grow-a-pair-and-step-up

Posted by: literally serious at April 10, 2019 11:54 AM (SB5Q1)

336 Chambers Bros: Time has come today!"

Funny that the drummer was the token white dude...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:54 AM (6qErC)

337 If you read her actual article, her complaint is that she wants it purely transactional, like the guy isn't even supposed to talk to her, and guys tend to find that creepy and off-putting. Which means you can chalk this up to Feminists vs. Biology, Round 2898520.


Back in the Dark Ages, we called them Hitter Chicks. Women who sexed like stereotypical men. The problem was once they got off, they would just as soon kick you out as not.

Posted by: Grump928(C) asks you kids to depart his lawn at April 10, 2019 11:55 AM (+szSl)

338 "Things that now need a good cleaning"
Posted by: Anon a mouse


*******

Ahh. Good. Now my work for the day is completed.

Have fun storming the castle, kids!

Endeavour to persevere. ('Cause I can't endeavor without "u")

Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2019 11:55 AM (m45I2)

339 Spying can be legal and desirable. Unauthorized surveillance is illegal and undesirable spying.

Posted by: Someguy at April 10, 2019 11:51 AM

The Saxons did Spying. The Normans did Surveillance.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 10, 2019 11:55 AM (Kpl3J)

340 Lisa Neubauer concedes to Brian Hagedorn in Wisconsin Supreme Court race," The Wisconsin State Journal reports.

It's over, the conservative won!

Ha ha! I told you so!!!

Posted by: Greg Q at April 10, 2019 11:55 AM (XbP7q)

341 288 I have an acquaintance who is, and was, shall we say, profligate. He would screw anything that stood still long enough.
Now, he is married, and gay. He is a man married to a man. And seems happy, monogamous. He says he was profligate with women to see if he was really hetero. Turns out he isn't.


Wait, what? You know, this shit just isn't fair.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 10, 2019 11:55 AM (NWiLs)

342 Hillary continues to be strangely quiet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2019 11:56 AM (ptqGC)

343 "Wait til they get a load of me in the produce department"
--Shep Smith"

We already have a load. It's in the kale.

Wash before eating.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:56 AM (6qErC)

344 Ace is up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 10, 2019 11:56 AM (gC2IV)

345 Thank you, Jane and Diogenes.

Posted by: Emmie at April 10, 2019 11:56 AM (4HMW8)

346 335 Charlize Theron saying she is shockingly single and somebody (a man) needs to step up. The current state of men and women right here. This is Gorilla Pundit material so I linked it for OM.


Riiiight. What's the net worth and annual income minimum to qualify?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 10, 2019 11:56 AM (NWiLs)

347
Which is odd, as Houston is ground zero for donut shops every half mile...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 10, 2019 11:14 AM (6qErC)

Rural towns in North Texas have a donut shop in EVERY shopping center or strip mall.....

Posted by: Sponge at April 10, 2019 11:17 AM (IXZGh)







Yes, and they all use the same exact donut making machine so that their donuts aren't round, they're hexagonal.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 10, 2019 11:57 AM (veoSD)

348 341 288 I have an acquaintance who is, and was, shall we say, profligate. He would screw anything that stood still long enough.
Now, he is married, and gay. He is a man married to a man. And seems happy, monogamous. He says he was profligate with women to see if he was really hetero. Turns out he isn't.


Wait, what? You know, this shit just isn't fair.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 10, 2019 11:55 AM (NWiLs)

That's just God limiting your sin of fornication on account of his great love for you.

Posted by: Someguy at April 10, 2019 11:57 AM (oTYTN)

349 Thank you, Jane and Diogenes.

Posted by: Emmie at April 10, 2019 11:56 AM (4HMW


Continued prayers for you, Dear.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2019 11:57 AM (ptqGC)

350 Lisa Neubauer concedes to Brian Hagedorn in Wisconsin Supreme Court race," The Wisconsin State Journal reports.

It's over, the conservative won!

Ha ha! I told you so!!!
Posted by: Greg Q at April 10, 2019 11:55 AM (XbP7q)
**********
Great news!

Posted by: redridinghood at April 10, 2019 11:57 AM (RBOtF)

351 Hillary continues to be strangely quiet.

Her face is turning red and she's sweating a little.

She is about to get real loud if I can get her there in time...

Posted by: Huma at April 10, 2019 11:57 AM (oTMWb)

352 342 Hillary continues to be strangely quiet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 10, 2019 11:56 AM (ptqGC)

--------

Coughs, lung rales, farts and hiccups are the only sounds emanating from her recharging cube.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 10, 2019 11:57 AM (4knXT)

353 Posted by: literally serious at April 10, 2019 11:54 AM (SB5Q1)

She dated Sean Penn for years. For me, that's what I would consider a casual sex only woman.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 10, 2019 11:57 AM (rxtQa)

354 This "carat" thing bugs the hell out of me. It means one thing for diamonds and a completely different thing for gold.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 10, 2019 11:58 AM (1ISKN)

355 The diamond story, well that adds another meaning to Diamond Crevasse...

https://youtu.be/L744i6scE4I

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2019 11:58 AM (z13UD)

356 346 335 Charlize Theron saying she is shockingly single and somebody (a man) needs to step up. The current state of men and women right here. This is Gorilla Pundit material so I linked it for OM.


Riiiight. What's the net worth and annual income minimum to qualify?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 10, 2019 11:56 AM (NWiLs)

Dude, she is batshit crazy ultra feminist and SJW. She is on the wrong side of 40. She adopted 2 African kids. I'm not shocked at all that men in the current year are avoiding her like the plague.

Posted by: literally serious at April 10, 2019 11:59 AM (SB5Q1)

357 My guess is that in the process of the pat down he was moaning with pain and tenderness because he had a bag of sharp objects made of one of the hardest substances on earth this side of a shadenboner.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2019 11:43 AM (39g3+)

Diamonds aren't "sharp", cut or uncut. And unless they were huge, fifty or so in a small bag is scarcely an excessive burden for that particular cavity, considering what normally gets stored there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2019 12:00 PM (TfwlC)

358
Posted by: literally serious at April 10, 2019 11:54 AM (SB5Q1)

She dated Sean Penn for years. For me, that's what I would consider a casual sex only woman.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 10, 2019 11:57 AM (rxtQa)







Even worse is that she dated him during his hipster soul patch and pencil thin douche moustache oh God I'm over 50 years old period.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 10, 2019 12:00 PM (veoSD)

359 Eh, the whole Slate story is fiction.
Multiple layers of fiction.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 10, 2019 12:00 PM (Rxduq)

360 Possibly a foot of globull warming tonight and 45 mph winds behind it. I am one of the odd ones who embraces winter. But I am done! This is Wing, not Spring! WTF C'mon weather Joos. Other than Ilhan BroFo Omar, what have we done to you?
Posted by: Minnfidel


Wanna know how big the US is? You're getting a foot of snow and we are hitting 90 today.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2019 12:00 PM (5gcVT)

361 I wouldn't date Charlize Theron. Fuck that shit.

Posted by: literally serious at April 10, 2019 12:00 PM (SB5Q1)

362 Charlize dated, might have even been engaged to Sean Penn.

See comments above about good men not wanting women who waste time shtupping bad men.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2019 12:01 PM (W+vEI)

363 charlize is raising her adopted daughter as her son

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 10, 2019 12:01 PM (0O7c5)

364 osted by: Emmie at April 10, 2019 11:56 AM

Sorry to hear that. Been 7 years for me. It's not easy, but it makes you enjoy the other people around you. Think of her everyday.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 10, 2019 12:01 PM (+/tGa)

365 She dated Sean Penn for years. For me, that's what I would consider a casual sex only woman.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation




Would not hit.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2019 12:01 PM (5gcVT)

366 350 Lisa Neubauer concedes to Brian Hagedorn in Wisconsin Supreme Court race," The Wisconsin State Journal reports.

It's over, the conservative won!

Ha ha! I told you so!!!
Posted by: Greg Q at April 10, 2019 11:55 AM (XbP7q)
**********
Great news!
Posted by: redridinghood at April 10, 2019 11:57 AM (RBOtF)

Not so fast - Tank Abrams is still claiming she won the Wisconsin Supreme Court seat.

Posted by: josephistan at April 10, 2019 12:02 PM (7HtZB)

367 Honestly, the weather is the main thing keeping me out of Texas.

That and how fucking beautiful WA is.


Florida weather is similar to Texas. But, Washington makes you pay for all the beauty, eh?

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at April 10, 2019 12:02 PM (4Qd8y)

368 from the sean twitter ?baker testimony I am not getting clarity about Rosensteins activity. So in another Rosenstein laughed at the wire tap deal, in this it's not clear if he was onboard .

Posted by: willow at April 10, 2019 12:02 PM (r/xAU)

369 Possibly a foot of globull warming tonight and 45 mph winds behind it.

Tactile nucular warheads will clean that shit right up!

Posted by: AOC at April 10, 2019 12:02 PM (oTMWb)

370 Wanna know how big the US is? You're getting a foot of snow and we are hitting 90 today.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2019 12:00 PM

I feel better now Dam! I can't wait for my Hawaii trip. FU winter AND wing!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 10, 2019 12:03 PM (+/tGa)

371 >> charlize is raising her adopted daughter as her son



Srsly?
Think she also demanded Sean Penn get rid of his guns.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2019 12:03 PM (W+vEI)

372 Charlize Theron is a microcosm of the trend of successful late 30's to early 50's women who are ready to finally settle down, and they are shocked that they are finding it difficult to find a man. They feel entitied to a man.

Posted by: literally serious at April 10, 2019 12:03 PM (SB5Q1)

373 Charlize Theron saying she is shockingly single and somebody (a man) needs to step up. The current state of men and women right here. This is Gorilla Pundit material so I linked it for OM.

So I should date a woman who is too old to bear me children, and brings in a couple of brats from her previous relationship? Not to mention whatever issues arise from the fact that I don't make nearly as much as she does, something I bet she'd never forget, or let me forget.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 10, 2019 12:03 PM (wCmLp)

374 This "carat" thing bugs the hell out of me. It means one thing for diamonds and a completely different thing for gold.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


And a third for vegetables.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2019 12:03 PM (5gcVT)

375 Thank you Minnfidel.

Posted by: Emmie at April 10, 2019 12:04 PM (4HMW8)

376 HONK HONK

White Supremacistism is a threatitude!

I could totes whin a fist fight with Candace Owens!

Today's highly diverse recently immigrated youth care deeply about WW2 era dictators b/c of their deep family ties to the events as shown by their concernz about a lack of diversity in the film Dunkirk!

HONK HONK

Posted by: Clown World Ted Lieu at April 10, 2019 12:04 PM (323tT)

377 Charlize Theron saying she is shockingly single and somebody (a man) needs to step up. The current state of men and women right here. This is Gorilla Pundit material so I linked it for OM.

Translation: many men are aware of and heed Rule #1

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2019 12:05 PM (39g3+)

378 This "carat" thing bugs the hell out of me.

Upgrade to Platinum. You get ^ and &

Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2019 12:05 PM (oTMWb)

379 Srsly?
Think she also demanded Sean Penn get rid of his guns.Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2019 12:03 PM (W+vEI)

seriously.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 10, 2019 12:05 PM (0O7c5)

380 So I should date a woman who is too old to bear me children, and brings in a couple of brats from her previous relationship?

One of which is a boy which she's raising as a girl...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2019 12:05 PM (39g3+)

381 But seriously. Just look at how beautiful that face is.



All without botox or surgery.

Posted by: Sponge at April 10, 2019 11:31 AM (IXZGh)


One may only come across a face like that once in a lifetime.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 10, 2019 12:06 PM (QLvwG)

382 Srsly?
Think she also demanded Sean Penn get rid of his guns.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2019 12:03 PM (W+vEI)

in his case it might not be a bad call, Lol

Posted by: willow at April 10, 2019 12:06 PM (r/xAU)

383 charlize is raising her adopted daughter as her son



Srsly?
Think she also demanded Sean Penn get rid of his guns.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 10, 2019 12:03 PM

Gee, maybe that's why nobody wants to date you Char? Yes, you're pretty, but you're batshit crazy. Sorry never stick your junk in crazy is always good advice.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 10, 2019 12:06 PM (+/tGa)

384 I feel better now Dam! I can't wait for my Hawaii trip. FU winter AND wing!
Posted by: Minnfidel


Yeah. Wasn't trying to rub it in. Would gladly give you 30 degrees. Not even trade. Just give.

This is bullshit. 90's in early April.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 10, 2019 12:06 PM (5gcVT)

385 Where's Rinaldo to explain how AKSHUALLY Netanyahu didn't really win last night?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2019 12:06 PM (39g3+)

386 One may only come across a face like that once in a lifetime.

_______________

Want to make joke. Must resist.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 10, 2019 12:07 PM (1ISKN)

387 so Charlie uses her daughter as a fashion accessory .

Posted by: willow at April 10, 2019 12:08 PM (r/xAU)

388 So we know that he is not Chilean, becaause there are no carats in Chile.
Posted by: Muldoon

=========
Now that's what I call a joke with a severly limited ambit.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at April 10, 2019 12:08 PM (RmyQZ)

389 This "carat" thing bugs the hell out of me. It means one thing for diamonds and a completely different thing for gold.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 10, 2019 11:58 AM (1ISKN)

Spelled differently, too: carat = weight unit for diamonds, karat = purity measure for gold.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2019 12:08 PM (TfwlC)

390 charlize is raising her adopted daughter as her son

Srsly?
Think she also demanded Sean Penn get rid of his guns.


At some point, even us guys wise up and realize there's lots of other pretty girls.

Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2019 12:08 PM (oTMWb)

391 One may only come across a face like that once in a lifetime.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 10, 2019 12:06 PM (QLvwG)


Nah, I'd eat a high protein diet the week prior to our date just to make sure I had more ammo in the chamber.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 10, 2019 12:09 PM (wCmLp)

392 Thank you Minnfidel.
Posted by: Emmie at April 10, 2019 12:04 PM

Time will take some of the sorrow and allow you to smile at the funny enjoyable moments. It will never totally heal. It's something most kids live through, part of the circle of life. I hope I give my kids good memories and thoughts when I am gone, knowing they were loved and we will see each other again. God bless you and your family.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 10, 2019 12:09 PM (+/tGa)

393 Posted by: willow

That's our cue to check...

Yep. Nood.

Posted by: t-bird at April 10, 2019 12:10 PM (oTMWb)

394 Finally got the insurance company to kick in their part for my failed root canal. They didn't want to pay because they only pay for one root canal per tooth in any two year period.


It's all a big scam. My endodontist had to write up a friggin waiver package to get it done because I have an active infection in that tooth and I can't stay on antibiotics until July which would be the two year period.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 10, 2019 12:10 PM (JUOKG)

395 HONK HONK

I have decided to identify over half the Americans who died in D-DAY as atheist or religiously minority Americans because it's racist to think otherwise.

Plus we need to pay Mexico reparations for the horrible WW2:invasion the of Guadalcanal and return it to the native people just like in Panama!!

HONK HONK

Posted by: Clown World History Class at April 10, 2019 12:10 PM (323tT)

396 Lindsey Graham has been reborn.

He is definitely going to go after the FBI/DOJ.


The head of Judicial Watch said they're specifically filing a ton of FOIA requests because they believe Graham is Trey Gowdy 2.0: talks a good game, but ultimately will not do anything to endanger The Gravy Train.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 10, 2019 12:13 PM (ZGrMX)

397 The thing the attractive young 30 something hinted to but left out is that she wants a sex only relationship where HER sexual needs are satisfied while she extracts resources from her male sexual partner as well.
Again, in the current year men are wising up to that shit. She has only a few years left to bear children and is on the wrong side of 30 while admitting she has a high sex drive while never settling down.
She has destroyed her ability and changes to ever pair bond.

The fault is hers not men.

Posted by: literally serious at April 10, 2019 12:14 PM (SB5Q1)

398 @RealCandaceO

Candace Owens Retweeted Rashida Tlaib
"Black people don't have to be Democrats" is not hateful rhetoric.

"We're gonna impeach this motherf**cker" is.

You and your little Congress clique of raging anti-Semites do not scare me.

My voice will be heard tomorrow.

-
Is this one of those tactile nukes I've been hearing about?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 10, 2019 12:15 PM (+y/Ru)

399 100 Brat:
No, I never had casual sex either. I was always darned serious about it.

Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at April 10, 2019 12:19 PM (PwmMm)

400 The head of Judicial Watch said they're specifically filing a ton of FOIA requests because they believe Graham is Trey Gowdy 2.0: talks a good game, but ultimately will not do anything to endanger The Gravy Train

Smart, because that's almost certainly the truth.

And while its a sign of weakness, irresponsibility, and immaturity in men, women in modern culture have gone out of their way to make marriage as unattractive and unreasonable a choice as humanly possible, so men are just not bothering any more, on the whole. There are of course always exceptions, and I pray all the horde are part of those exceptions.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 10, 2019 12:21 PM (39g3+)

401 284 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE LIKE FIFTEEN PEOPLE HAVE MADE THE SAME "THATS HEDLEY" JOKE AND NOW AMY SCHUMER SAYS "THATS HEDLEY"
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER


It's layers of memes!

Posted by: mindful webworker recognized cher, though, at April 10, 2019 12:25 PM (GvEen)

402 Time, is on my side.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 10, 2019 11:24 AM (/tuJf)
---
No it ain't.
Posted by: Mick Jagger at April 10, 2019 11:30 AM (vDqXW)

Time Waits for No One

**********

Does anybody really know what time it is?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 10, 2019 11:32 AM (m45I2)

Time is an illusion

Lunch time doubly so...

- Ford Prefect

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 10, 2019 12:34 PM (8D42x)

403 Mark Andrew Edwards and Nurse Ratched@149:

The Style Guide requires:
Washington is cold, wet and rainy all the time.

Posted by: Igotnothing at April 10, 2019 03:07 PM (CVRjO)

404 What them all turn into dust under the light of truth and facts

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 10, 2019 04:41 PM (wGqjj)

405 morning!

Posted by: sTevo at April 13, 2019 08:13 AM (YK64n)

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