The Morning Rant

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"What a year it's been for the national Democrats. So far, they've gone all in on baby murdering, they're apparently OK with their members appearing in blackface (for which they would've absolutely crucified Kavanaugh or any Republican elected official ), sexual assault is also a forgivable offense, and most recently, they're having trouble coming to a consensus on whether blatant anti-Semitism and Jew-hatred is actually wrong. And all this time, they've been spinning more and more unhinged anti-Trump conspiracy theories. In a sane world, one in which the Democrats didn't have a compliant, supine, sympathetic media that pretty much has their back on every issue, instead treating them adversarially as they do Republicans, they would be extinguished as a national party. But even so, if what we've seen so far is any indication, and it's only March, 2019 is going to be lit af."

(h/t Orange Muppet Energy)



Pretty Accurate:

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(larger, if you need it)




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This is a good point. For all of the progressives who loudly praise welfare states like Sweden and Norway, few, if any, actually move there. I suspect it might have something to do with confiscatory tax rates.



Hey, I Have An Idea:

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Lessons From Venezuela:

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I really like this photo, the way it's framed, the lighting, the look of steely determination on the woman's face, and I'm eager to find out from you more knowledgeable morons the make and model of the firearm she's totin'.



Taking Narcissism To A Whole New Level:

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Who Dis:

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"Boy, I'm sure stumped by this one", said no moron.



R.I.P.:

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Monday's celebrities: Queen Elizabeth II and Mark-Paul Gosselaar



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Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Strawberry Ice Cream:

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Strawberry is my favorite ice cream. What's yours?

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:11 AM




Comments

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1 All I do is scroll down to the retro babe. The rest of your content is wasted.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 06, 2019 11:07 AM (fuK7c)

2 PPSh.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 06, 2019 11:08 AM (IqOTP)

3 I read it all!!!

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 06, 2019 11:08 AM (CPk08)

4 "Larger if needed"...that's what she said.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: USMC 8541 at March 06, 2019 11:08 AM (NmR1a)

5 7.62x25

Posted by: hogmartin at March 06, 2019 11:08 AM (IqOTP)

6 Izzit Bette Davis?

Posted by: BignJames at March 06, 2019 11:09 AM (ykq7q)

7 5
7.62x25

Posted by: hogmartin at March 06, 2019 11:08 AM (IqOTP)

OK, I'm actually impressed.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 06, 2019 11:09 AM (CPk08)

8 The eyes give it away.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 11:09 AM (zO1cf)

9 My wild assed guess is Jean Harlow

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 06, 2019 11:09 AM (jp0Bv)

10 "Boy, I'm sure stumped by this one", said no moron.


Why you taunt your readers? I'm stumped.

I'm guessing Carole Lombard, but without enthusiasm.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 06, 2019 11:09 AM (fuK7c)

11 Russian burp gun, I think.

Posted by: pep at March 06, 2019 11:10 AM (TpAxy)

12 Marlene Dietrich and Luke Perry.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 06, 2019 11:10 AM (gC2IV)

13 Isn't that a photo of Angela Lansbury?

Posted by: Blaise Pascal at March 06, 2019 11:10 AM (knfKJ)

14 Joan Collins! Hey, whatever happened to the Postal Inspectors being very very upset with Jussie's powder in the envelope, swearsies gonna charge him with terror threat? Bueller?

Posted by: zeera at March 06, 2019 11:10 AM (+UeSQ)

15 Copy of Russian ppsh 41

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 11:11 AM (zO1cf)

16 OMG I think that is Angela Lansbury!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 06, 2019 11:11 AM (5AVMW)

17 Vanilla.

With some find ground Espresso sprinkled on it.

or, Coffee Ice Cream.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 11:11 AM (aBj10)

18 Hey, give me another scoop.--Donny Two Scoops.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 06, 2019 11:11 AM (3sjI6)

19 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 06, 2019 11:11 AM (nwYk7)

20 The weapon appears to be a Russian made PPSh-41 smg

Posted by: USMC 8541 at March 06, 2019 11:11 AM (NmR1a)

21 I dunno but she has Bette Davis eyes....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 11:12 AM (39g3+)

22 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 11:12 AM (IXZGh)

23

So that's what happened to Baby Jane!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2019 11:12 AM (aKsyK)

24 I disagree with the quote about Socialism. In the case the the Germans, it took foreign (e.g. American) guns to shoot their way out.

Posted by: JAS at March 06, 2019 11:12 AM (KOCKb)

25 I'd fuck me.....

Posted by: Autosexual at March 06, 2019 11:12 AM (IXZGh)

26 Butter pecan ice cream

Posted by: N. L. Urker at March 06, 2019 11:12 AM (JgA4k)

27 Betty Davis.

Posted by: JAS at March 06, 2019 11:12 AM (KOCKb)

28 Hey, give me another scoop.--Donny Two Scoops.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male

But first, I get three scoops and may distribute what I want to those that I think need it.

AOC

Posted by: Bruce at March 06, 2019 11:12 AM (8ikIW)

29 20 The weapon appears to be a Russian made PPSh-41 smg
Posted by: USMC 8541




Well, sure, that was implied.

Posted by: pep at March 06, 2019 11:12 AM (TpAxy)

30 I'm guessing Carole Lombard, but without enthusiasm.

That was actually my first guess but her eyes give it away.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 11:13 AM (39g3+)

31 Ah, Betty it is.

I gotta scoot. Ciao babies.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 06, 2019 11:13 AM (fuK7c)

32 Strawberry is my favorite ice cream. What's yours?

I don't often eat sweets, but when I do, it's Blue Bell Cherry Vanilla.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 11:13 AM (IXZGh)

33 Blue Bell pistachio almond.

Posted by: BignJames at March 06, 2019 11:13 AM (ykq7q)

34 *Dancing*

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2019 11:14 AM (d7Ww2)

35 Jean Harlow?

Posted by: Unclezeb at March 06, 2019 11:14 AM (Y4r6A)

36 6 Izzit Bette Davis?
Posted by: BignJames at March 06, 2019 11:09 AM (ykq7q)


Yes.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 06, 2019 11:14 AM (aqWH5)

37 35 Jean Harlow?
Posted by: Unclezeb at March 06, 2019 11:14 AM (Y4r6A)


No. See #6.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 06, 2019 11:14 AM (aqWH5)

38 I prefer gelato to pedestrian ice cream, which is okay for the masses, but not me. Sniff.

Posted by: pep at March 06, 2019 11:15 AM (TpAxy)

39 Yes.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 06, 2019 11:14 AM (aqWH5)


She's got Betty Davis eyes.

Posted by: Rod Stewart at March 06, 2019 11:15 AM (IXZGh)

40 butter pecan ice cream.

or marionberry

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2019 11:15 AM (d7Ww2)

41 Jean Harlow had Betty Davis eyes.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 11:15 AM (aBj10)

42 @Oregonmuse-You look at that picture and see the art in it, I see a woman that has been jilted and looking for vengeance. That pic is frightening. If she was in a bikini, guys are safe.

Posted by: JROD at March 06, 2019 11:15 AM (M+sEY)

43 Strawberry ice cream is the best.

When I was 5, I once packed a suitcase and announced I was running away, because mom came home with a vanilla shake rather than a strawberry one.

No child should have to endure such abuse.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 06, 2019 11:15 AM (iys0/)

44 Can't get Blue Bell anymore, but when I could it was The Great Divide. Half chocolate, half vanilla.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2019 11:15 AM (QBy2Q)

45 My guess for the picture is Willow! At least that's how I picture her looking!!

Posted by: Chillin the most at March 06, 2019 11:15 AM (lonOK)

46 Oh, I forgot about Baskin Robbins Prailines and Cream. That's always a good choice.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 11:15 AM (aBj10)

47 The gun is a PPSH41, shoots the perky Tokarev round 7.62x25. Simple, cheap, reliable mankiller.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 11:16 AM (bcbK8)

48 PPSh Submachine gun, 7.62x25. There have been some semi auto imports, they look silly with the 16" barrel, but $200 fixes that. Ammo used to be relatively cheap as well.

Posted by: Jno Aubrey at March 06, 2019 11:16 AM (27Q1k)

49 Bette Davis eyes

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 11:16 AM (bcbK8)

50 You look at that picture and see the art in it, I see a woman that has been jilted and looking for vengeance.



An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!

Posted by: pep at March 06, 2019 11:16 AM (TpAxy)

51 *Dancing*
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2019 11:14 AM (d7Ww2)


Hey everybody!!!! Nurse's gonna get laid!!!!

Posted by: Al Czervik at March 06, 2019 11:16 AM (IXZGh)

52 I look at that picture and I see good trigger discipline.

Also. I want to smell her finger.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 11:16 AM (aBj10)

53 Can't tell if the girl with the gun is cute or not, with that angle. But I also like her attitude.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 11:16 AM (bcbK8)

54 The weapon appears to be a Russian made PPSh-41 smg

Posted by: USMC 8541

***
The Russians have the coolest shit!!




Posted by: D. Trump at March 06, 2019 11:16 AM (xqfqx)

55 Bette was hot.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 06, 2019 11:16 AM (fqUgw)

56 Wait, you sure she didn't write no murders?????

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 06, 2019 11:17 AM (5AVMW)

57 ice cream ... and pie ... mmmm.



I made a mixed berry pie with crumble crust ... hadn't baked a (frozen) pie in this century, and it was only $3.50. Dangerous ... so good, not low cal. I may buy ten next time.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2019 11:18 AM (Cus5s)

58 I like pretty much all REAL ice cream. Made with real cream, cane sugar etc. Otherwise, what's the point?


Posted by: Archer at March 06, 2019 11:18 AM (gmo/4)

59 I look at that picture and I see good trigger discipline.

Also. I want to smell her finger.
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 11:16 AM (aBj10)


Take it easy. I heard she's got a stinky trigger finger.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 11:18 AM (IXZGh)

60 Gun pic looks like one from Oleg Volk.

Posted by: Oedipus at March 06, 2019 11:18 AM (CXLVd)

61 I am an auto
I like the gelato

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 06, 2019 11:18 AM (OWGHC)

62 I can't be around all this high carb talk.....

Posted by: lin-duh at March 06, 2019 11:19 AM (UUBmN)

63 My favorite ice cream is vanilla. Dunno why, but it's my favorite.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 11:19 AM (bcbK8)

64 Chocolate. But it's Ash Wednesday, no chocolate today.

Posted by: Delayna's deplorable tar and feather warehouse, call ahead to guarantee your order! at March 06, 2019 11:19 AM (KNFU5)

65 I orbit Pistachio, Chocolate, and Vanilla with condiments.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 11:19 AM (2LelM)

66 "Bette was hot."
For about 5 minutes.

Posted by: Brody at March 06, 2019 11:19 AM (uloIh)

67 42 @Oregonmuse-You look at that picture and see the art in it, I see a woman that has been jilted and looking for vengeance. That pic is frightening. If she was in a bikini, guys are safe.
Posted by: JROD at March 06, 2019 11:15 AM (M+sEY)

---------

Oddly enough, this comment works for both pictures.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 06, 2019 11:19 AM (gC2IV)

68 I'm old enough to remember a flurry of skyjackings to the socialist paradise of Cuba.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 11:19 AM (+y/Ru)

69 Oh and I also love chai ice cream, but I can hardly ever find it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2019 11:19 AM (QBy2Q)

70 Can't be Russian - No large commie boobies.

Posted by: Archer at March 06, 2019 11:20 AM (gmo/4)

71 How many fast food restaurants actually serve Milk Shakes?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 11:20 AM (2LelM)

72 Who set in "motion" this autosexual movement anyway? The wheels have really started turning. They are being steered the wrong way.

I heard about the guy who got too intimate with the air intake and wound up with "throttle body!"

Even worse, the person who messed with the tailpipe really got "shafted." You can tell how these people wind up with body damage.

They are hearing the wrong thing from the stereos. You can expect slightly better results with a new head unit.

Some get into it with manual transmission, but for others it is automatic. There are those for whom the transmission is continuously variable, but they are fluid.

The big wheels keep a low profile, tire easily. Tread softly!

A lot of people tell me to put the brakes on these bad jokes, that they must come to a screeching, grinding halt. I prefer to march to my own DRUMmer.

Posted by: Isophorone at March 06, 2019 11:20 AM (i4QVH)

73 >>53 Can't tell if the girl with the gun is cute or not, with that angle. But I also like her attitude.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 11:16 AM (bcbK

And she's wearing white go-go boots, which is good.

Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 11:20 AM (Bdeb0)

74 51 *Dancing*
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2019 11:14 AM (d7Ww2)

Hey everybody!!!! Nurse's gonna get laid!!!!
Posted by: Al Czervik at March 06, 2019 11:16 AM (IXZGh)

*Puts on Journey*
*cranks it*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 11:20 AM (bcbK8)

75 Bette Davis. The sixth cousin that I mentioned earlier.

Posted by: American Lumberman's Association at March 06, 2019 11:20 AM (CDGwz)

76 How many fast food restaurants actually serve Milk Shakes?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 11:20 AM (2LelM)


Ahem.....

Posted by: Jack Box at March 06, 2019 11:20 AM (IXZGh)

77 On the bright side. Should a Social Democrat obtain power, we will FINALLY get a wall.

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at March 06, 2019 11:20 AM (vI+F1)

78 66 "Bette was hot."
For about 5 minutes.
-------------------
Word was she liked to fuck.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 11:20 AM (2LelM)

79 Oops /Lumberman

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc, at March 06, 2019 11:20 AM (CDGwz)

80 Posted by: Al Czervik at March 06, 2019 11:16 AM (IXZGh)

Not for you to determine that, Big Al. You're not a pimp, I'm assuming

I think nurse and insomniac should consider staying off the board for the weekend they meet and several days after so they don't have to hear from the well meaning morons who sound like they're auditioning for Animal House.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2019 11:21 AM (AllCR)

81 I'm old enough to remember a flurry of skyjackings to the socialist paradise of Cuba.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 11:19 AM (+y/Ru)

Lee Harvey tried to live in the USSR.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 11:21 AM (zO1cf)

82 Posted by: Isophorone at March 06, 2019 11:20 AM (i4QVH)


Is this the saf guy?

Posted by: pep at March 06, 2019 11:21 AM (TpAxy)

83 73 >>53 Can't tell if the girl with the gun is cute or not, with that angle. But I also like her attitude.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 11:16 AM (bcbK

And she's wearing white go-go boots, which is good.
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 11:20 AM (Bdeb0)

How can you possibly tell?

If true, she's not just a one, she's a two.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 11:21 AM (bcbK8)

84 >>Should a Social Democrat obtain power, we will FINALLY get a wall. Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at March 06, 2019 11:20 AM (vI+F1)

And some camps.

Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 11:21 AM (Bdeb0)

85 A lot of people tell me to put the brakes on these bad jokes, that they must come to a screeching, grinding halt. I prefer to march to my own DRUMmer.
Posted by: Isophorone at March 06, 2019 11:20 AM (i4QVH)



You didn't fall for the banana in the tailpipe gag again, did you?

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 11:21 AM (IXZGh)

86 Hey, give me another scoop.--Donny Two Scoops.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male

But first, I get three scoops and may distribute what I want to those that I think need it.

AOC
Posted by: Bruce at March 06, 2019 11:12 AM (8ikIW)

And who needs it is my PAC. Right, Saikat How-Ever-You-Spell-Your-Name.--AOC

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 06, 2019 11:21 AM (3sjI6)

87 I think nurse and insomniac should consider staying off the board for the weekend they meet and several days after so they don't have to hear from the well meaning morons who sound like they're auditioning for Animal House.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2019 11:21 AM (AllCR)


Party pooper......

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 11:22 AM (IXZGh)

88 Ketosis happens about 30 minutes after sucking a real milk shake. Then you wake up. They're like frosty bewbie juice.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 11:22 AM (2LelM)

89 Yeah, I used to be an auto sexual. Took myself out to dinner. Got myself drunk. Hell, I thought I had a nice time! I didn't put out though. Very disappointing.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 06, 2019 11:22 AM (gC2IV)

90 History of the PPSh-41 linked in my sock.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 06, 2019 11:22 AM (Dh1wo)

91 Cool picture. A chick holding a PPSH41 "papasha".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 06, 2019 11:22 AM (9Om/r)

92 I made a keto-friendly ice cream yesterday.

It was fantastic until erythritol worked its magic.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 06, 2019 11:22 AM (YA914)

93 PPsH-41?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc, at March 06, 2019 11:22 AM (CDGwz)

94 She's got somebodies eyes...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2019 11:22 AM (O2RFr)

95 41 Jean Harlow had Betty Davis eyes.
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 11:15 AM (aBj10)

Then she should give them back...

Posted by: Groucho, the only kind of good Marzist at March 06, 2019 11:23 AM (NgKpN)

96 >>How can you possibly tell? If true, she's not just a one, she's a two. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 11:21 AM (bcbK

Oh, Zod can tell.

"You. You with the Russian machine gun. You will wear go-go boots."
"As you command! Will there be anything else?"



"Yes."

Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 11:23 AM (Bdeb0)

97 Word was she liked to fuck.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 11:20 AM (2LelM)


Some don't?

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 11:23 AM (IXZGh)

98 71 How many fast food restaurants actually serve Milk Shakes?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 11:20 AM (2LelM)

A few, less than formerly.

Dairy Queen, of course. 5 Guys Burgers and fries. Chick Fil A.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 11:23 AM (bcbK8)

99 Before you get a milk shake from a fast food place, read up on methyl cellulose.

In another case of life imitating art, it actually is a floor wax and a desert topping.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 11:23 AM (1ISKN)

100 53 Can't tell if the girl with the gun is cute or not, with that angle. But I also like her attitude.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 11:16 AM (bcbK

She is hot. She has an assault body too.

Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2019 11:24 AM (xqdqQ)

101 >>87 I think nurse and insomniac should consider staying off the board for the weekend they meet and several days after so they don't have to hear from the well meaning morons who sound like they're auditioning for Animal House. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2019 11:21 AM (AllCR)

So that they can breed.

Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 11:24 AM (Bdeb0)

102 there's a surgery to correct that Bette Davis eye problem ... but they look pretty good for her. Just watch that they don't go to the Monty Feldman stage.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2019 11:24 AM (Cus5s)

103 Richard Jeni has a great bit on masturbation (and oral sex)

https://youtu.be/wiJAOpvC8h4

He was so damned funny and was a capable actor too, so sad when he killed himself.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 11:24 AM (39g3+)

104 97 Word was she liked to fuck.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 11:20 AM (2LelM)

Some don't?
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 11:23 AM (IXZGh)

Sadly, yes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 11:24 AM (bcbK8)

105 That woman has curious eyes. Looks like a thyroid problem...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc, at March 06, 2019 11:24 AM (CDGwz)

106 87 I think nurse and insomniac should consider staying off the board for the weekend they meet and several days after so they don't have to hear from the well meaning morons who sound like they're auditioning for Animal House.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2019 11:21 AM (AllCR)

Party pooper......
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 11:22 AM (IXZGh)

I'm not here to say we didn't take liberties with a few party guests...

Posted by: Eric Straton, Moron at March 06, 2019 11:24 AM (NgKpN)

107 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 11:24 AM (IxRYM)

108 103 Richard Jeni has a great bit on masturbation (and oral sex)

https://youtu.be/wiJAOpvC8h4

He was so damned funny and was a capable actor too, so sad when he killed himself.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 11:24 AM (39g3+)

Yeah...
I loved him in The Mask.
Comedians are usually pretty unhappy people.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 11:24 AM (bcbK8)

109 Speaking of ice cream: Has anyone else tried Balsamic Vinegar drizzled on vanilla ice cream?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 06, 2019 11:25 AM (3sjI6)

110 Pro tip:

Coffee ice cream with Baily's Irish Cream over it.

To die for.


Or a slice of TOASTED pound cake with vanilla ice cream.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 06, 2019 11:25 AM (T09ml)

111 BTW - don't know if anyone mentioned this earlier, but the brit "nomoarkids" bunch is still pimping on the interwebz...

and the funny part is that the head wench who proclaims "I'm done w/kids" is...

wait for it...

50.

I laughed.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 06, 2019 11:25 AM (6qErC)

112 Sponge!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 11:24 AM (IxRYM)


What is UP?!?!?

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 11:25 AM (IXZGh)

113
She is hot. She has an assault body too.
Posted by: Roy
------

Sadly, a commie. She'd kill you in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc, at March 06, 2019 11:25 AM (CDGwz)

114 I loved him in The Mask.
Comedians are usually pretty unhappy people.

Seems that way... Look at Robin Williams

Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2019 11:25 AM (O2RFr)

115 >> Speaking of ice cream: Has anyone else tried Balsamic Vinegar drizzled on vanilla ice cream?


Yeah - You want a reduction, not straight vinegar.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 11:25 AM (aBj10)

116 >>Comedians are usually pretty unhappy people.


What is Maher's excuse for his miserable attitude?

Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2019 11:25 AM (xqdqQ)

117 In a sane world, one in which the Democrats didn't have a compliant, supine, sympathetic media that pretty much has their back on every issue instead treating them adversarially as they do Republicans, they would be extinguished as a national party.

I read this several times, and something's missing and I'm not getting it. Maybe a comma? Maybe here:

pretty much has their back on every issue [COMMA] instead treating them adversarially

Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 11:26 AM (Scps5)

118 Speaking of ice cream: Has anyone else tried Balsamic Vinegar drizzled on vanilla ice cream?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 06, 2019 11:25 AM (3sjI6)

I'll try that right after I try a mayo and peanut butter sammich.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 11:26 AM (zO1cf)

119 96 >>How can you possibly tell? If true, she's not just a one, she's a two. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 11:21 AM (bcbK

Oh, Zod can tell.

"You. You with the Russian machine gun. You will wear go-go boots."
"As you command! Will there be anything else?"



"Yes."
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 11:23 AM (Bdeb0)

Bring a friend.

Posted by: Alec Rickman as the Sheriff at March 06, 2019 11:26 AM (NgKpN)

120 Bette Davis eyes, Betty Grable million dollar legs ... no wonder they call good women "Bettys".

Posted by: illiniwek at March 06, 2019 11:26 AM (Cus5s)

121 Sadly, a commie. She'd kill you in a heartbeat.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc, at March 06, 2019 11:25 AM (CDGwz)

But according to CNN, she'd piss on you beforehand.

Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2019 11:26 AM (xqdqQ)

122 82 Posted by: Isophorone at March 06, 2019 11:20 AM (i4QVH)

Is this the saf guy?

Posted by: pep at March 06, 2019 11:21 AM (TpAxy)


I don't think so. Isophorone's comment was coherent and comprehensible.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 06, 2019 11:26 AM (aqWH5)

123 Speaking of ice cream: Has anyone else tried Balsamic Vinegar drizzled on vanilla ice cream?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male
---------

Better: Marinaded in organic apple vinegar.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc, at March 06, 2019 11:26 AM (CDGwz)

124
I like pretty much all REAL ice cream. Made with real cream, cane sugar etc. Otherwise, what's the point?


Posted by: Archer at March 06, 2019 11:18 AM


I've made my share of homemade ice cream over the decades. My results vs. store-bought? Night and day. Using the same tired Betty Crocker recipe that probably dates back 100 years.

Something interesting is once I sat down and figured out the fat percentage based on the percentages of fat in the milk and fat in the cream in the 100 year old recipe. Nearly exactly the same as 'half and half'. Something like 18% vs. 19%.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 06, 2019 11:26 AM (jYje5)

125 Reports in Venezuela that US journalist Cody Weddle @coweddle has been detained by Venezuelan military intelligence, his home raided. If true, this is extremely problematic and a very dangerous move for the Maduro government to make. Trump is waiting for any excuse to intervene.

-
I thought Orange Man Bad wanted journalists jailed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 11:27 AM (+y/Ru)

126 What is Maher's excuse for his miserable attitude?
Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2019 11:25 AM (xqdqQ)


Some are just consumed with hate and deny the existence of their soul.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 11:27 AM (IXZGh)

127 ppsh 41, a cheap mass produced WWII commie produced, nazi killing machine. 7.62 x 25 mm Tokarev caliber.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at March 06, 2019 11:27 AM (cCxiu)

128 Thanks for including my family Fenelon-I had mentioned her death in passing, and we appreciate the prayers. It's been a rough few weeks.

As always, prayers up for the Horde on (and off) the list. You are an amazing bunch of people.

Posted by: moki at March 06, 2019 11:27 AM (mFoNl)

129 Because Maher isn't a comedian.

Posted by: navybrat is sticking with 1080p at March 06, 2019 11:27 AM (w7KSn)

130 , read up on methyl cellulose.

In another case of life imitating art, it actually is a floor wax "

KY Jelly.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 06, 2019 11:27 AM (6qErC)

131 Strawberry Icecream is Caucasian Delight.

Posted by: Dead Horses at March 06, 2019 11:27 AM (iSh8b)

132 Butter Pecan. Because I have a refined taste.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2019 11:27 AM (/tuJf)

133 Bette Davis eyes, Betty Grable million dollar legs ... no wonder they call good women "Bettys".
Posted by: illiniwek
------------

Never met a Jap bomber, have you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc, at March 06, 2019 11:27 AM (CDGwz)

134 I make a lot of Ice Cream at home.

It's basically ice cream starter/mix is just like making pudding.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2019 11:28 AM (aBj10)

135 moki, prayers and hugs. So terribly sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 11:28 AM (ptqGC)

136 opps, thats the gun on the photo you asked about

Posted by: The Walking Dude at March 06, 2019 11:28 AM (cCxiu)

137 116 >>Comedians are usually pretty unhappy people.


What is Maher's excuse for his miserable attitude?
Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2019 11:25 AM (xqdqQ)

He owns a mirror. And it's ruthless.

He's a textbook self-hating narcissist.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 11:28 AM (bcbK8)

138 Butter Pecan. Because I have a refined taste.
Posted by: JackStraw
------

*fistbump*
Blue Bell butter pecan.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc, at March 06, 2019 11:28 AM (CDGwz)

139 In another case of life imitating art, it actually is a floor wax

And a dessert topping!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 11:29 AM (39g3+)

140 pretty much has their back on every issue [COMMA] instead treating them adversarially

Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 11:26 AM (Scps5)


You're right. I probably lost the comma somewhere in the final edit.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 06, 2019 11:29 AM (aqWH5)

141 read up on methyl cellulose.

In another case of life imitating art, it actually is a floor wax "

KY Jelly.
Posted by: Anon a mouse


Go ahead. Put that on toast.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 11:29 AM (IxRYM)

142 I make a delish fresh peach ice cream in the summer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 11:29 AM (ptqGC)

143 I can assure you there are still a few 41's and even an odd type 50 floating around on various battlefields.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2019 11:29 AM (8EFMd)

144 What is Maher's excuse for his miserable attitude?
Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2019 11:25 AM (xqdqQ)

Some are just consumed with hate and deny the existence of their soul.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 11:27 AM (IXZGh)

He's just bitter that his nose is longer than his dick.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 06, 2019 11:29 AM (3sjI6)

145 Seems that way... Look at Robin Williams
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2019 11:25 AM (O2RFr)


Seems a bit fitting this came across the playlist just now....

From the forgotten Motley Crue album

Misunderstood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoS2_WjRHo8

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 11:29 AM (IXZGh)

146 Some are just consumed with hate and deny the existence of their soul.

***

He doesn't have one

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 06, 2019 11:29 AM (OWGHC)

147 She's got Otis Sistrunk thighs!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 06, 2019 11:30 AM (ymnmz)

148 121 Sadly, a commie. She'd kill you in a heartbeat.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc, at March 06, 2019 11:25 AM (CDGwz)

But according to CNN, she'd piss on you beforehand.
Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2019 11:26 AM (xqdqQ)

Nah, too old

Posted by: R. Kelly at March 06, 2019 11:30 AM (7HtZB)

149 He's just bitter that his nose is longer than his dick.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 06, 2019 11:29 AM (3sjI6)


But STILL has a long list of Playmates he's bagged........Life's a BITCH sometimes.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 11:30 AM (IXZGh)

150 I'm old enough to remember a flurry of skyjackings to the socialist paradise of Cuba.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 11:19 AM (+y/Ru)

But that was more of a political act on the part of the skyjackers. If they simply wanted to go to Cuba, there were always legal and/or non-violent means to do it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2019 11:30 AM (nPGq2)

151 >>KY Jelly.


SHE DON'T USE JELLY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvfxKbpoxRE

Posted by: THE FLAMING LIPS at March 06, 2019 11:30 AM (aBj10)

152 Lime sherbet.

Got-dam right.

Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 11:30 AM (Bdeb0)

153 Home Made ice cream is like frozen heaven. Its so good you can't bear to eat any store bought stuff for months afterward. The difference is like between bacon and packing tape. Well its kinda bacon-shaped...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 11:30 AM (39g3+)

154
Lee Harvey tried to live in the USSR.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 11:21 AM


It might be about time to refer to the USSR by its full title:

Union of Soviet Socialist Republics

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 06, 2019 11:30 AM (jYje5)

155 Good grief. Headline at Drudge.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 11:30 AM (ptqGC)

156 Because Maher isn't a comedian.
Posted by: navybrat is sticking with 1080p at March 06, 2019 11:27 AM (w7KSn)

He was in one of my favorite comedies at the time, DC Cab.

He played the exact same character he is in real life. Who knew at the time?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 11:30 AM (zO1cf)

157 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 06, 2019 11:31 AM (d8iVQ)

158 I'm old enough to remember a flurry of skyjackings to the socialist paradise of Cuba.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 11:19 AM (+y/Ru)

But that was more of a political act on the part of the skyjackers. If they simply wanted to go to Cuba, there were always legal and/or non-violent means to do it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Inner tube.

Current floats both ways.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 11:31 AM (IxRYM)

159 155 Good grief. Headline at Drudge.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 11:30 AM (ptqGC)

Nope. Not giving him the click. What's up?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 11:31 AM (bcbK8)

160 My favorite ice cream is vanilla. Dunno why, but it's my favorite.

You were dropped on your head as a child.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 06, 2019 11:31 AM (81OU+)

161
What is Maher's excuse for his miserable attitude?
Posted by: Roy


He's short and ugly and couldn't get chicks until he made some money.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2019 11:31 AM (aKsyK)

162 Any ice cream is good if you sprinkle walnuts on it.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 11:32 AM (zO1cf)

163 So the accepted wisdom (and I'm inclined to agree with it) is that this three-ring circus of Dem Primary candidates is bad for them and good for us - it's The Lamest Show On Earth.

But then, I'm wondering if the DNC itself isn't happy about it, and possibly encouraging as many freaks and and geeks to join the sideshow as they can.

After 2016, the Sanders faction forced a very, very rare thing - they got the DNC, following a long, ugly and public row, to climb down on an issue. They pushed the superdelegates to the second ballot.

With this many candidates, a second ballot is way more likely than it usually would be (though it was basically impossible under the old system).

At the end of the day, every added candidate increases the chances for the DNC to intervene and choose the candidate.

Posted by: Doin' The Math at March 06, 2019 11:32 AM (7PCYH)

164 Good grief. Headline at Drudge.

Why should that puke Brennan have any info on that? Never mind...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2019 11:32 AM (O2RFr)

165 153 Home Made ice cream is like frozen heaven.Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 11:30 AM (39g3+)

This is also true of cheese (sans frozen).

Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 11:32 AM (Bdeb0)

166 Sponge
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 06, 2019 11:31 AM (d8iVQ)


Welcome to the party, pal.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 11:32 AM (IXZGh)

167 Nope. Not giving him the click. What's up?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 11:31 AM (bcbK


Brennan: Mueller Could Move On Friday

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 11:32 AM (ptqGC)

168 I had a chance to fire a PPSH41 years ago. It was frigging cool. The weird thing is the shape of the muzzle blast, which is cross shaped, so it can be a little hard to see past it. It was pretty controllable, and fast. Definitely fun.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 06, 2019 11:32 AM (9Om/r)

169 Interchangeable with the Mauser 7.62 cartridge BTW.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2019 11:32 AM (8EFMd)

170 Any ice cream is good if you sprinkle walnuts on it.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 11:32 AM (zO1cf)


Or......

Posted by: Deez Nutz at March 06, 2019 11:32 AM (IXZGh)

171 Maher isn't a comedian.
I usually laugh at comedians, even if only occasionally.
Maher?
No laughs.

Posted by: navybrat is sticking with 1080p at March 06, 2019 11:33 AM (w7KSn)

172 Brennan: Mueller Could Move On Friday

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 11:32 AM (ptqGC)

Move on to what? Crimes Trump committed as a fetus?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 06, 2019 11:33 AM (3sjI6)

173 163 So the accepted wisdom (and I'm inclined to agree with it) is that this three-ring circus of Dem Primary candidates is bad for them and good for us - it's The Lamest Show On Earth.


It has also been pointed out that the slate of Dem senatorial candidates will be thinner than usual because so many of them are delusionally running for POTUS.

Posted by: pep at March 06, 2019 11:33 AM (TpAxy)

174 167 Nope. Not giving him the click. What's up?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 11:31 AM (bcbK

Brennan: Mueller Could Move On Friday

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 11:32 AM (ptqGC)

Move to where?

Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2019 11:33 AM (7HtZB)

175 >>170 Any ice cream is good if you sprinkle walnuts on it. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 11:32 AM (zO1cf)

...or Dot's Homestyle Pretzels. Mmmm.

Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 11:34 AM (Bdeb0)

176 Any ice cream is good if you sprinkle walnuts on it.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 06, 2019 11:32 AM (zO1cf)

Or......
Posted by: Deez Nutz


Bofa. Gotta have Bofa.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2019 11:34 AM (IxRYM)

177 At the end of the day, every added candidate increases the chances for the DNC to intervene and choose the candidate.
Posted by: Doin' The Math at March 06, 2019 11:32 AM (7PCYH)

You damn know it!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! at March 06, 2019 11:34 AM (MPuQT)

178 Brennan: Mueller Could Move On Friday

Me: Meuller could move on Thursday, too! He could not, as well. Lots of things he could do.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 11:34 AM (39g3+)

179 Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 11:32 AM (IXZGh)

Busy today. Gotta hop in when I can.

I don't think we'll repeat that serendipity we had yesterday: posting together. That was damn funny.

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 06, 2019 11:34 AM (d8iVQ)

180 Geez people. Not all bulgy eyes are for the same reason. Have you forgotten everything you ever learned about the difference between exophthalmos and proptosis?

It's like I don't even know you people any more!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2019 11:35 AM (m45I2)

181 165 153 Home Made ice cream is like frozen
heaven

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 11:30 AM (39g3+)

....

This is also true of cheese (sans frozen).

....

Mmm. And chocolate chip cookies.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 06, 2019 11:35 AM (YA914)

182 Neapolitan. Preferably with some banana, peanuts, chocolate syrup, and maybe some whipped cream. Not your fancy banana split - just all in a big bowl.

It's like a dessert orgy - that forbidden chocolate violating that innocent vanilla, while freaky strawberry just gets what it can wherever it can. All doing their thang covered in cream and syrup.

And, for bonus points, Uppity Mom picks her kid up and runs out of the house because "Peanut Allergy !!!". Outstanding. I never liked that little dick-head anyway.

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 11:35 AM (X12/X)

183 Teh submachinegun is easy - PPSH 41, in 7.62x25, a bottleneck pistol round.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 06, 2019 11:35 AM (NWiLs)

184 I get my shakes from Baskins and Robbins.

And going without adult beverages for a few days.
Mainly the adult beverages.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 06, 2019 11:35 AM (5v15w)

185
I don't think we'll repeat that serendipity we had yesterday: posting together. That was damn funny.
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 06, 2019 11:34 AM (d8iVQ)


Shocked the WORLD!!!!!

I loved it. Epic.

Posted by: Deez Nutz at March 06, 2019 11:35 AM (IXZGh)

186 But STILL has a long list of Playmates he's bagged........Life's a BITCH sometimes.....
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 11:30 AM (IXZGh)

You mean the Playmates Hef made fuck him so that he could get video evidence for blackmail purposes?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 06, 2019 11:35 AM (3sjI6)

187 Yeah, I'm way late on that one.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 06, 2019 11:35 AM (NWiLs)

188 120 Bette Davis eyes, Betty Grable million dollar legs ... no wonder they call good women "Bettys".

indeed.

Posted by: Captain Quark, interstellar garbage collector at March 06, 2019 11:35 AM (sGtp+)

189 Damn sock.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 11:35 AM (IXZGh)

190 Yeah, the Dem clown car is nearly 20 now and still growing. I still think most of them are running for vice president as some 'ron said a while back.

There are so many of these jokers running its news when they announce they are NOT doing so.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 11:35 AM (39g3+)

191 Russians! With machine guns!

(Hey! That there is a REAL assault 'rifle' folks!)


Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 06, 2019 11:35 AM (37IEG)

192 >>183 Teh submachinegun is easy - PPSH 41, in 7.62x25, a bottleneck pistol round.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 06, 2019 11:35 AM (NWiLs)

The twist toting it?

Not so easy.

Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 11:36 AM (Bdeb0)

193 UPDATE: Japanese Worship Buddhist Robot at Ancient Shrine...

-
Robots don't torture themselves with desire. Natural born made Buddhist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 11:36 AM (+y/Ru)

194 You mean the Playmates Hef made fuck him so that he could get video evidence for blackmail purposes?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 06, 2019 11:35 AM (3sjI6)


Still....poor bastard.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 11:36 AM (IXZGh)

195
Brennan: Mueller Could Move On Friday
Posted by: Jane D'oh


He wants someone to help him move his couch.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2019 11:36 AM (aKsyK)

196 Don't Google 'Bette Davis eyes'.








(wait for it)

Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2019 11:36 AM (m45I2)

197 Worst ice cream ever: Spumoni.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 11:36 AM (39g3+)

198 Favorite ice cream? Mint chocolate chip.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 06, 2019 11:37 AM (NWiLs)

199 I'm almost done writing the House resolution, I MEAN leadership is almost done.

Posted by: OMAR at March 06, 2019 11:37 AM (MAstk)

200 The Maduro goons have detained a local TV reporter for a Miami station.

Keep pushing, dillholes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2019 11:37 AM (Boy/L)

201 197 Worst ice cream ever: Spumoni.


I could never figure out what's in it. Olive loaf, I think.

Posted by: pep at March 06, 2019 11:37 AM (TpAxy)

202 Talenti's Belgian chocolate gelato. Add mini m&m's for some crunch.

Posted by: JuJuBee at March 06, 2019 11:37 AM (4KIAS)

203 I'm gonna stick with the sour grapes claim that really hot chicks are terrible in bed so I feel better about not getting to sleep with any.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 11:37 AM (39g3+)

204 Brennan: Mueller Could Move On Friday

-
Exlax kicking in?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 11:37 AM (+y/Ru)

205 Too bad we all couldn't get as high on Obama-hate in 2102 as the dem left voters seem to be with their Trump-hate.

We might have gotten somewhere with it.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 06, 2019 11:37 AM (+fPHo)

206 I don't think so. Isophorone's comment was coherent and comprehensible.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 06, 2019 11:26 AM (aqWH5)

-----

I like saf. I always spend a few minutes to try and figure what's he's talking about.

I've never succeeded yet, but a good puzzle is a challenging one, right?

Posted by: Doin' The Math at March 06, 2019 11:37 AM (7PCYH)

207 I had to laugh at the pix with the caveat about no one fleeing capitalist countries to socialist countries.

I took a pix of the border crossing between China and Kong Kong back in the day. On the CHina side of the river there was a little fence (no razor wire, just a guard rail basically) about waist high. One of them amputees in the dutch painting earlier could hop over it.

On the Hong Kong side of the river it was a fence about 20 feet high topped with razor wire, with fences behind that one.

My buddy asked why the disparity. I said, no one is trying to flee into China from Hong Kong but there is plenty of asylum seekers wanting to cross into Hong Kong from CHina.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at March 06, 2019 11:38 AM (cCxiu)

208 Pistachio is my fave.

I love to make ice cream; I have two ice cream makers. Wish you guys were all local - I'd make you ice cream everyday!

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 06, 2019 11:38 AM (EDU7t)

209


I could never figure out what's in it. Olive loaf, I think.

Posted by: pep at March 06, 2019 11:37 AM (TpAxy)
If you can make ice cream out of green tea and red beans, you can make ice cream out of olive loaf.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 06, 2019 11:38 AM (37IEG)

210 Brennan: Mueller Could Move On Friday

Posted by: Jane D'oh

++++

Don't they already have a Dot Com of that name?

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 06, 2019 11:38 AM (T09ml)

211 Spumoni is the Mustang II of Ice Cream.

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 11:38 AM (X12/X)

212 prayers for all the Horde in need

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at March 06, 2019 11:38 AM (iBAtG)

213 PPsh-41. Principal Soviet SMG during WWII.

Posted by: DN at March 06, 2019 11:38 AM (gF+Zo)

214 >>197 Worst ice cream ever: Spumoni.

Someone has made black licorice ice cream. It's probably called "Summer Asphalt."

That is the worst ice cream ever.

Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 11:38 AM (Bdeb0)

215 Wow that carbine is a real puzzle. Looks like a Ruger Mini 14 converted to .22LR, with a drum magazine, and some sort of cool looking barrel shroud. Can't find much info on this though.

Posted by: TxDan at March 06, 2019 11:38 AM (hz5XQ)

216 prayers for all the Horde in need
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at March 06, 2019 11:38 AM (iBAtG)


Hear hear!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 11:39 AM (IXZGh)

217 I haven't lived in my home state of Texas for ten years, it I remember the jingle.

Blue Bell home made ice cream
What a perfect way to say
Have yourself a Blue Bell country day

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 06, 2019 11:39 AM (gC2IV)

218 Who set in "motion" this autosexual movement anyway? The wheels have really started turning. They are being steered the wrong way.

I heard about the guy who got too intimate with the air intake and wound up with "throttle body!"

Even worse, the person who messed with the tailpipe really got "shafted." You can tell how these people wind up with body damage.

They are hearing the wrong thing from the stereos. You can expect slightly better results with a new head unit.

Some get into it with manual transmission, but for others it is automatic. There are those for whom the transmission is continuously variable, but they are fluid.

The big wheels keep a low profile, tire easily. Tread softly!

A lot of people tell me to put the brakes on these bad jokes, that they must come to a screeching, grinding halt. I prefer to march to my own DRUMmer.
Posted by: Isophorone

You people are depraved.

Posted by: couch fucker at March 06, 2019 11:39 AM (6rX0K)

219 My favorite ice cream is vanilla with maraschino cherries in it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 11:39 AM (+y/Ru)

220 "We might have gotten somewhere with it."
correction:
We might have gotten 4am visits by SWAT teams.

Posted by: navybrat is sticking with 1080p at March 06, 2019 11:39 AM (w7KSn)

221 bacon flavored ice cream.

it sounded interesting, but almost made me sick.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2019 11:39 AM (d7Ww2)

222 Spumoni is the Mustang II of Ice Cream.
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 11:38 AM (X12/X)


Ooof.....Low blow, man....

Posted by: Jimmy Carter Economy at March 06, 2019 11:39 AM (IXZGh)

223 I mean - if you're going to make spumoni - why not just go all in ? Make some ice cream out of sardines. Some dumb ass will eat it.

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 11:39 AM (X12/X)

224 I could never figure out what's in it. Olive loaf, I think.

The chef's spit

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 11:39 AM (39g3+)

225 Autosexuals are just incels, right? Are leftists trying to spin it in an empowering way?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - una gadda davida at March 06, 2019 11:40 AM (ZIm4z)

226 204 Brennan: Mueller Could Move On Friday
......

Zzzzzzzzzz

For the 1000th time, Mueller is done! Here it comes!

Posted by: HA at March 06, 2019 11:40 AM (MAstk)

227 Are you guys talking ice cream? That's my specialty!

I love Ben & Jerry's Cucky Monkey!

Posted by: Banana Split Guy at March 06, 2019 11:40 AM (YA914)

228 Spumoni is the Mustang II of Ice Cream.

The Edsel

Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2019 11:40 AM (O2RFr)

229 217
I haven't lived in my home state of Texas for ten years, it I remember the jingle.



Blue Bell home made ice cream

What a perfect way to say

Have yourself a Blue Bell country day

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 06, 2019 11:39 AM (gC2IV)
I like their motto "We eat what we can and sell the rest"

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 06, 2019 11:40 AM (37IEG)

230
I like saf. I always spend a few minutes to try and figure what's he's talking about.

I've never succeeded yet, but a good puzzle is a challenging one, right?

Posted by: Doin' The Math at March 06, 2019 11:37 AM


You ever run a sentence through an English to (any foreign language) translator? Then reversed the process? Then did it again.

After a while what you get is saf.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 06, 2019 11:40 AM (jYje5)

231 How would Brennan know what Mueller is going to do unless he's still working with the Deep state.

Posted by: WisRich at March 06, 2019 11:40 AM (G0vdT)

232 Hmm. Wonder how Brennan could possibly have inside info?


Who am I kidding.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 11:40 AM (ptqGC)

233 I like strawberry, but recently I've stuck with vanilla, topped with homemade caramel sauce.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 06, 2019 11:40 AM (wCmLp)

234 It's like a dessert orgy - that forbidden chocolate violating that innocent vanilla, while freaky strawberry just gets what it can wherever it can. All doing their thang covered in cream and syrup.
Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 11:35 AM (X12/X)


I know, right? It's like it's having a three-way in your mouth.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 06, 2019 11:41 AM (aqWH5)

235 Wow that carbine is a real puzzle"

Scroll up. It's a Shpagin design from Russia.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 06, 2019 11:41 AM (6qErC)

236 Interchangeable with the Mauser 7.62 cartridge BTW.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2019 11:32 AM (8EFMd)

Dimensionally, yes. But loaded hotter, hot enough to be dangerous in old pistols designed for the Mauser cartridge.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2019 11:41 AM (nPGq2)

237 231 How would Brennan know what Mueller is going to do unless he's still working with the Deep state.

Bingo

Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2019 11:41 AM (O2RFr)

238 she's got Bette Davis eyes!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 06, 2019 11:41 AM (so+oy)

239 Gotta leave - the ice cream talk is too much to handle on a day of fasting

Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2019 11:41 AM (7HtZB)

240 bacon flavored ice cream.

it sounded interesting, but almost made me sick.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2019 11:39 AM (d7Ww2)


Not related, really, but I head they struggled to find tasters for the following renditions of smoked salmon infused vodka after the first batch.......

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 11:41 AM (IXZGh)

241 In Japan, they make an ice cream that has raw horse meat in it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 06, 2019 11:41 AM (1ISKN)

242 "I wouldn't be surprised if for example this week on Friday, not knowing anything about it, but Friday is the day the grand jury indictments come down and also this Friday is better than next Friday because next Friday is the 15th of March, which is the Ides of March," Brennan said.

I think John might be pushing the Q-Tip in too far.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2019 11:41 AM (Boy/L)

243 Also, it's too recent to be on the prayer list but I'll add one:

Captain Josepha Sabin had a near-fatal coronoray event the other day and underwent emergency pacemaker installation. Popped in on the ONT last night to request prayers from the Horde.

Posted by: Doin' The Math at March 06, 2019 11:41 AM (7PCYH)

244 Scroll up. It's a Shpagin design from Russia.
Posted by: Anon a mouse

Hickok45 has a good video of it..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 06, 2019 11:42 AM (so+oy)

245 I can't eat any ice cream any more but when I could praline was my favorite

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 11:42 AM (39g3+)

246 I know, right? It's like it's having a three-way in your mouth.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 06, 2019 11:41 AM (aqWH5)

Tell me more.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 06, 2019 11:42 AM (MPuQT)

247 The Edsel
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2019 11:40 AM (O2RFr)


You're too kind. There are many, many restored Edsels that look pretty damn good.

You can restore a Mustang II to mint condition, and all you got is still just a shitty Mustang II. Might as well glue a spoiler on a Pinto and call it a day.

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 11:42 AM (X12/X)

248 227 Are you guys talking ice cream? That's my specialty!

I love Ben Jerry's Cucky Monkey!
Posted by: Banana Split Guy at March 06, 2019 11:40 AM (YA914)


#metoo

Posted by: David French at March 06, 2019 11:42 AM (aqWH5)

249
60 Gun pic looks like one from Oleg Volk.

Posted by: Oedipus at March 06, 2019 11:18 AM (CXLVd)







That's one of his. The style and craft is instantly identifiable. He has a kind of subtle off-kilter visual style that goes with his non-native English.

And the Pappasha was so effective that the Nazis used to fight tooth and nail to grab them for their own use. The Wehrmacht finally just threw up their hands and gave it their own part number and started issuing them when captured stocks were available, and later they started converting them to 9mm.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2019 11:42 AM (veoSD)

250 I've mentioned it before, but if you have an Ingles nearby, their house brand strawberry, vanilla, and chocolate ice cream is excellent. So good that more than a few decent restaurants use the vanilla for their desert trays.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - una gadda davida at March 06, 2019 11:43 AM (ZIm4z)

251 You can restore a Mustang II to mint condition, and all you got is still just a shitty Mustang II. Might as well glue a spoiler on a Pinto and call it a day.


Okay... a Yugo then

Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2019 11:43 AM (O2RFr)

252 Somebody elses. Because I don't like ice cream enough to buy it.

Posted by: DaveA at March 06, 2019 11:43 AM (FhXTo)

253 230 I like saf. I always spend a few minutes to try and figure what's he's talking about.

I've never succeeded yet, but a good puzzle is a challenging one, right?

Posted by: Doin' The Math at March 06, 2019 11:37 AM

You ever run a sentence through an English to (any foreign language) translator? Then reversed the process? Then did it again.

After a while what you get is saf.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 06, 2019 11:40 AM (jYje5)

There's usually a pun, too, that's from something in the news, and that took a bit of thinking about to fit into punster mode. I had an aunt who did that. Kind of homey for me.

Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 11:43 AM (Scps5)

254 192 >>183 Teh submachinegun is easy - PPSH 41, in 7.62x25, a bottleneck pistol round.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 06, 2019 11:35 AM (NWiLs)

The twist toting it?

Not so easy.
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 11:36 AM (Bdeb0)

She looks downright mean.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 06, 2019 11:43 AM (NWiLs)

255 Reba McEntire says "You don't wanna see mama go to war..."

Posted by: Larry Geiger at March 06, 2019 11:43 AM (d3f0v)

256 indeed.
Posted by: Captain Quark, interstellar garbage collector at March 06, 2019 11:35 AM (sGtp+)

Or possibly Bettye Page.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2019 11:43 AM (nPGq2)

257 CHILLIWACK!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfuo_1EDhKU

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 11:44 AM (IXZGh)

258 Ay! I makea the ass cream likea you ask for. Wassa problem?

Posted by: Spumoni at March 06, 2019 11:44 AM (OWGHC)

259 You can restore a Mustang II to mint condition, and all you got is still just a shitty Mustang II."

Until Farrah Fawcett perches on the hood...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 06, 2019 11:44 AM (6qErC)

260 Spumoni is nasty.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 06, 2019 11:44 AM (NWiLs)

261 Can't get Blue Bell anymore, but when I could it was The Great Divide. Half chocolate, half vanilla.

Remember a few years ago when Blue Bell had that little problem and some people died from it and they had to shut down for a while? Folks in TX were saying how sad it was. And they meant for Blue Bell, not for the people who actually died from eating Blue Bell.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg's phone at March 06, 2019 11:44 AM (PgSJG)

262 Okay... a Yugo then
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2019 11:43 AM (O2RFr)


What? The plastic clutch was a GREAT idea......

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 11:44 AM (IXZGh)

263 What is Maher's excuse for his miserable attitude?
Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2019 11:25 AM (xqdqQ)

Some are just consumed with hate and deny the existence of their soul.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 11:27 AM (IXZGh)

People like him, and much of the modern Left are angry at their fathers, who were stern and gave them practical advice not to follow their hearts but listen to reason.

They hate him and the Western civilization that shaped him by extension, and they hate that he's been proven right time and again. They intend to make things work their way just once, so they can go "see, I told you!", but it never works, that day never comes, and they keep going further into bitterness and conspiracy crankery to save what's left of their pride from facing up to the fact that they were wrong.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 06, 2019 11:45 AM (J+mig)

264 254 192 >>183 Teh submachinegun is easy - PPSH 41, in 7.62x25, a bottleneck pistol round.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 06, 2019 11:35 AM (NWiLs)

The twist toting it?

Not so easy.
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 11:36 AM (Bdeb0)

She looks downright mean.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 06, 2019 11:43 AM (NWiLs)

And desperately poor.

Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 11:45 AM (Scps5)

265 You ever run a sentence through an English to (any foreign language) translator? Then reversed the process? Then did it again.

After a while what you get is saf.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 06, 2019 11:40 AM (jYje5)


Ha! Well played, sir.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 06, 2019 11:45 AM (aqWH5)

266 Isn't an autosexual just a person who is finally coming into their own?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2019 11:45 AM (m45I2)

267 Is anyone else getting the feeling that the (few) adults left among the professional Democrat Party establishment are starting to think that 2020 is shaping up to be an absolute disaster for them?

Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 11:45 AM (fF3XF)

268 My problem with neopolitan ice cream is that none of the flavors are strong enough to be distinct, and it all kinda runs together so you don't get anything good out of it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 11:45 AM (39g3+)

269
Interchangeable with the Mauser 7.62 cartridge BTW.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 06, 2019 11:32 AM (8EFMd)

Dimensionally, yes. But loaded hotter, hot enough to be dangerous in old pistols designed for the Mauser cartridge.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2019 11:41 AM (nPGq2)







If memory serves, that was intentional by the commies, so that they could use the Mauser rounds in their Tokarevs, while the Krauts would blow up their Mausers if they tried the reverse.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 06, 2019 11:45 AM (veoSD)

270 PPSh-41 - fittingly a socialist's weapon

Posted by: Joe S at March 06, 2019 11:45 AM (R8Ekl)

271 Okay... a Yugo then
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2019 11:43 AM (O2RFr)


Ah - the Yugo of ice cream. I think you just topped the Mustang II analogy.

Whenever some "industry insider" loves to tell me that my opinion doesn't count, because I just don't understand the "subtle complexities" - I remind them that I can't build a Yugo in my garage either ... but I know enough to know it sucks.

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 11:46 AM (X12/X)

272 She looks downright mean.

And desperately poor.


Stick a cigarette in her mouth and you got a Ukranian girl.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 11:46 AM (39g3+)

273 Black journalist group places CNN on 'special monitoring list'...

The National Association of Black Journalists (NABJ) said Tuesday that it would place CNN on a "special media monitoring list," citing a lack of black representation among the network's leadership ranks.

I knew they were racists.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 11:47 AM (+y/Ru)

274 267 Is anyone else getting the feeling that the (few) adults left among the professional Democrat Party establishment are starting to think that 2020 is shaping up to be an absolute disaster for them?


This could explain the imminent defenestration of AOC.

Posted by: pep at March 06, 2019 11:47 AM (TpAxy)

275 Surprise. Meggie Mac and Cheese is on the Investigate Trump team.


She's as worthless as her father.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 11:47 AM (ptqGC)

276 Black journalist group places CNN on 'special monitoring list'...

The National Association of Black Journalists (NABJ) said Tuesday that it would place CNN on a "special media monitoring list," citing a lack of black representation among the network's leadership ranks.

I knew they were racists.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2019 11:47 AM (+y/Ru)


Wait, there's a black journalist association?

That's rayciss.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 11:47 AM (IXZGh)

277 Ace is up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 06, 2019 11:48 AM (gC2IV)

278 Man, I wish this guy was on The Gorilla Channel...

Posted by: Teh Donald at March 06, 2019 11:48 AM (BDZWU)

279 She looks downright mean.

And desperately poor.

Stick a cigarette in her mouth and you got a Ukranian girl.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 11:46 AM (39g3+)

------

Gopnik supersoldeirette of the SMR.

Posted by: Doin' The Math at March 06, 2019 11:48 AM (7PCYH)

280 Surprise. Meggie Mac and Cheese is on the Investigate Trump team.


She's as worthless as her father.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 11:47 AM (ptqGC)


Shit doesn't fall far from the ass.......

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 11:48 AM (IXZGh)

281 Betty Rubble >> all those other Bettys

Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2019 11:48 AM (m45I2)

282 272 She looks downright mean.

And desperately poor.

Stick a cigarette in her mouth and you got a Ukranian girl.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 11:46 AM (39g3+)

Appalachian.

Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 11:48 AM (Scps5)

283 Exophthalmos and Proptosis

That really was a great Star Trek: Next Gen episode.

Posted by: mindworkeritis webfulosis at March 06, 2019 11:48 AM (qR1v/)

284 >>267 Is anyone else getting the feeling that the (few) adults left among the professional Democrat Party establishment are starting to think that 2020 is shaping up to be an absolute disaster for them?
Posted by: DocJ at March 06, 2019 11:45 AM (fF3XF)

The Money is waiting for the hysteria to end. The mouthpiece will then be funded and feted.

Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 11:49 AM (Bdeb0)

285 262 Okay... a Yugo then
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2019 11:43 AM (O2RFr)

What? The plastic clutch was a GREAT idea......


the fellow running the Aging Wheels youtube channel is working on his Trabant. most recently, he did the transmission. throwout bearing is a big chunk of graphite.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 06, 2019 11:49 AM (sGtp+)

286 She's as worthless as her father.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 11:47 AM (ptqGC)


The family never likes it when an Outsider cuts into their action.

Posted by: The Stumpy Dutchman at March 06, 2019 11:49 AM (X12/X)

287 Ace usurps ice cream thread with funny books.

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=380085

Posted by: mindfuel at March 06, 2019 11:49 AM (qR1v/)

288 A positive review from the woman reviewer at WaPo for Captain Marvel:

As shaky and unfocused as "Captain Marvel" often seems, it manages to reach its destination with confidence. In the end, Larson sticks the landing, albeit with something more muted than absolute triumph.
Original Score: 2/4

Translation: This movie was hard to sit through, and Larson was really bad for the part, but I have to like it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 06, 2019 11:49 AM (XSSCs)

289 >>Appalachian.
Posted by: m at March 06, 2019 11:48 AM (Scps5)

ADD BABY ON HIP.

Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 11:50 AM (Bdeb0)

290 PPsh41 -- a main armament of Red Army in WWII. Rugged, like everything the USSR made after 1941, capable of very high rate of fire. Not very accurate, but very effective when closing with the enemy during those human wave attacks the Red Army used


Was also a main armament for the Chinese in their initial intervention in Korea


Posted by: Callmelennie at March 06, 2019 11:50 AM (4bWpd)

291 >>Favorite ice cream? Mint chocolate chip.

Also acceptable.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2019 11:50 AM (/tuJf)

292 7.62 x 25, round has excellent penetration. I fire that out my Toks and PPS 43. It'll go through class III body armor like a hot knife thru butter.

Thats what Muslim Jihadi Terrorist Hassan used in his Ft hood attack . BTW do our elite betters and Barky Ostutterfuck apologists still propagandize the Ft Hood Muslim terrorist rampage as "workplace violence"?

Posted by: The Walking Dude at March 06, 2019 11:52 AM (cCxiu)

293 Mint ice cream--in any permutation--is haram.

Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2019 11:54 AM (Bdeb0)

294 How many fast food restaurants actually serve Milk Shakes?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 06, 2019 11:20 AM (2LelM)

Steak N Shake

it's in the name...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 06, 2019 11:54 AM (8D42x)

295 the fellow running the Aging Wheels youtube channel is working on his Trabant. most recently, he did the transmission. throwout bearing is a big chunk of graphite.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 06, 2019 11:49 AM (sGtp+)

Willowed, but that was not uncommon. I have had both VW beetles and Morris Minors with graphite throwout bearings. They last a long time, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2019 11:55 AM (nPGq2)

296 She is hot. She has an assault body too.
Posted by: Roy
------

Sadly, a commie. She'd kill you in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc, at March 06, 2019 11:25 AM (CDGwz)

death by snu snu? it'd be worth it...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 06, 2019 11:57 AM (8D42x)

297
She looks downright mean.

And desperately poor.

Stick a cigarette in her mouth and you got a Ukranian girl.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 11:46 AM (39g3+)


She'll really knock you out.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 06, 2019 11:57 AM (TAmPV)

298 "60 Gun pic looks like one from Oleg Volk"

Indeed it does.
BTW if you like pictures of girls and guns that have this more natural look then proceed there with haste.

Also he has does great nudes.

I don't think many nudes+guns but I don't remember and I'm at work.

BTW, a spotlight on Volk's work might be a good post material.

Posted by: doesky2 at March 06, 2019 11:57 AM (OpyxE)

299 Thats what Muslim Jihadi Terrorist Hassan used in his Ft hood attack . BTW do our elite betters and Barky Ostutterfuck apologists still propagandize the Ft Hood Muslim terrorist rampage as "workplace violence"?
Posted by: The Walking Dude at March 06, 2019 11:52 AM (cCxiu)

No, he used an FN FiveseveN 5.7 mm. Twenty round mag.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2019 11:58 AM (nPGq2)

300 Alberta Oil Peon...Thanks for the correction.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at March 06, 2019 11:59 AM (cCxiu)

301 Comedians are usually pretty unhappy people.

What is Maher's excuse for his miserable attitude?

Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2019 11:25 AM (xqdqQ)

he's too chickenshit to off himself?

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 06, 2019 12:00 PM (8D42x)

302 297
She looks downright mean.

And desperately poor.

Stick a cigarette in her mouth and you got a Ukranian girl.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2019 11:46 AM (39g3+)


She'll really knock you out.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 06, 2019 11:57 AM (TAmPV)

I love, love Ukrainian girls. Most of the good qualities of Russian girls and fewer of their bad qualities.
YMMV

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 06, 2019 12:02 PM (bcbK8)

303 Blue Bell Cherry Vanilla.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2019 11:13 AM (IXZGh)


*sigh* I miss Blue Bell.

Posted by: GWB at March 06, 2019 12:08 PM (pay+s)

304 The girl in the black & white pic is holding a PPSh, pronounced "Pay Pay Shah". It is a WWII Russian submachine gun chambered in 9x18 (9mm Makarov). It only fired in full auto; there was no semi-auto (single shot) setting.

Posted by: Spotty Dog at March 06, 2019 12:09 PM (qtTPm)

305
She's as worthless as her father.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2019 11:47 AM (ptqGC)


How many fighter jets has she crashed?

Posted by: Meggers loves keggers at March 06, 2019 12:11 PM (pNxlR)

306 Luke Perry looked older than his years

Posted by: JoeF. at March 06, 2019 12:12 PM (P/SVo)

307 PPD 7.62x25. Sometimes called a Peppershaw.

Posted by: Guns at March 06, 2019 12:12 PM (BsGiZ)

308 20 The weapon appears to be a Russian made PPSh-41 smg
Posted by: USMC 8541 at March 06, 2019 11:11 AM (NmR1a)


A little factoid about this weapon. It didn't have select fire. It was full auto all the time.

Posted by: Sooner at March 06, 2019 12:13 PM (Fs5vw)

309
*sigh* I miss Blue Bell.
Posted by: GWB at March 06, 2019 12:08 PM (pay+s)


Is she back in the Big House again? What's she charged with?

Posted by: today only: toothbrush shivs at 2 for 1 prices! at March 06, 2019 12:13 PM (pNxlR)

310 edit: I stand corrected on the chambering; it is 7.62x25 Tokarev.

Posted by: Spotty Dog at March 06, 2019 12:18 PM (qtTPm)

311 "A little factoid about this weapon. It didn't have select fire. It was full auto all the time."

Or as Dugan of Carnik Con would say...Full Mother ..... Auto

Fabulously crazy video of Light machine guns...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_8FE38cOGs

Posted by: doesky2 at March 06, 2019 12:19 PM (ls21y)

312 The picture of the girl with the machine gun (the PPsh) was taken by Oleg Volk, and you can find the original on his Web site: http://blog.olegvolk.net

Posted by: Joe at March 06, 2019 12:39 PM (IHWvd)

313 Ian McCollum on the PPSh-41:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqG0Op0898QCome join the Ace of Spades Gab group. Gab doesn't ban conservatives.https://tinyurl.com/ybxah6js

Posted by: Monty James at March 06, 2019 12:43 PM (Zqz9o)

314 A combo of two weapons. Basic weapon is a 7.62mm Shpagin M1941 PPSH Submachine Gun, but it has the barrel shroud of the 7.62mm Sudarev PPS Model M-1943 Submachine Gun

Posted by: Gary at March 06, 2019 12:47 PM (Mv/2X)

315 Mint Chocolate Chip.

Posted by: Geoff Shotts at March 06, 2019 12:52 PM (13ivK)

316 They haven't made it in a long time, but Blue Bell Chocolate Almond Marshmallow was fantastic. Their new Bride's cake is pretty good too

Posted by: happy at March 06, 2019 12:53 PM (DBc81)

317 Bandersnatch - Don't be such a Philistine. The prayer requests are important. Hope you don't need them someday.

Posted by: R Daneel at March 06, 2019 01:20 PM (ckQml)

318 Where's the RIP for King Kong Bundy?

Posted by: Lex at March 06, 2019 01:52 PM (jUOcg)

319 I was of the age in the 90s where I was supposed to be in love with Luke Perry, but he never did it for me. Like a composite Frankenstein of good looking guy parts slapped onto one person and something came out wonky.

But once he got older and had some scruff and mileage on him? At last I got it. RIP Luke.

Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2019 02:01 PM (hvf9s)

320 I make beer ice cream. Can't be beat. Need a good dark beer with a strong flavor.

Posted by: rick9911 at March 06, 2019 02:51 PM (fnQJy)

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