The Morning Report: 10% Of What Sefton Does Edition (7/23/2019)

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Not quite the breaking news that you have come to expect with Sefton Inc., but here are some links that are topical and interesting.

We start off with a typical, deeply dishonest piece from The Daily Beast, or rather the Breitbart fisking of it, because I'm not going to subject you to their drek. They savaged Mariano Rivera, a genuinely good person who happens to be pro-Israel and conservative, so of course he should be destroyed! Then some behind-the-scenes stuff about the current mess at the NRA. I am getting more and more disgusted, and might just give all of my gun-advocacy money to GOA. And what's up with the staying power of the lunatics who think that the moon landing was staged?

Then onto a brutally honest and very, very un-PC analysis of where population trends in Africa are taking us. And from a blog I haven't read in awhile, a short economics lesson on why slavery was a dumb idea. Speaking of slave behavior, the next article points out that Democrats in NYC will vote for anyone who claims the mantle of poverty and minority status...even if she is a rich girl with a trust fund!

Then some depressing but unsurprising news about the State Department and its deeply embedded (like a tick) deep state scum. And what day isn't complete without a discussion of dudes who weren't good enough athletes to beat other men, so they pretend to be chicks, and VICTORY! And speaking of scams, here is Barbara Ehrenreich and her scathing criticism of the "Wellness Industry." It's interesting, but there is an undertone in her that smacks of lunatic. For a bit of a change, a short exegesis on Job:37!

On to an interesting explanation of why many American Jews are ambivalent (at best) about Israel, then an Israeli security analyst's unconventional take on Iran. I think he's partially correct, but I wouldn't bet the house on Iran being a sane actor.

We finish up with an interesting counterpoint to the drumbeat from the usual suspects that most people in American prisons don't really belong there, and a cool list and short description (with pictures!) of the IDF's top 10 innovations.

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1 Yup.

Posted by: stourma at July 23, 2019 07:04 AM (WGcw3)

2 Nice

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 07:04 AM (cqNba)

3 Was there ever any confirmation about the death of Erdogan?

Posted by: stourma at July 23, 2019 07:05 AM (Mv/2X)

4 good morning folks

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2019 07:06 AM (JFO2v)

5 "Was there ever any confirmation about the death of Erdogan?"

Only the good die young.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 07:07 AM (cqNba)

6 Good Morning Morons.

Posted by: Vic at July 23, 2019 07:08 AM (mpXpK)

7 Why do we never see "far left"?

Posted by: Vic at July 23, 2019 07:09 AM (mpXpK)

8 "And what's up with the staying power of the lunatics who think that the moon landing was staged?"

I don't know but it pisses me off. I don't usually care about conspiracy theories but this one is just too stupid and also denigrates the talent and dedication of all those engineers and tech people and astronauts.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 07:10 AM (H8QX8)

9 Good morning.

Morons.

Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2019 07:10 AM (tH5fk)

10 g'morning ya'll

Posted by: one of the quite ones at July 23, 2019 07:10 AM (2GPSc)

11 Top 10 even.

Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2019 07:10 AM (tH5fk)

12 Everyone who doesn't tinkle sitting down, as I do, is a savage simian halfwit who is destroying the earth.

Posted by: Entire staff of The Daily Beast at July 23, 2019 07:11 AM (oS0xz)

13 Slavery Made the US Less Prosperous, Not More So

This guy is FOS.

Posted by: Vic at July 23, 2019 07:11 AM (mpXpK)

14 Boris Johnson UK's new PM.

Posted by: Tami at July 23, 2019 07:12 AM (cF8AT)

15 The State Department has always been full of far left commies regardless of who is President.

Posted by: Vic at July 23, 2019 07:12 AM (mpXpK)

16 I can neither confirm nor deny the death of Erdogan.

Or Rosencrantz neither.

Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2019 07:12 AM (tH5fk)

17 This guy is FOS.

Posted by: Vic at July 23, 2019 07:11 AM (mpXpK)

Try reading it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2019 07:13 AM (wYseH)

18 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 23, 2019 07:13 AM (arJlL)

19 Boris gets a haircut day and shags some bint good times.

Posted by: saf at July 23, 2019 07:14 AM (5IHGB)

20 After years of litigation, the U.S. Justice Department won a ruling in Austria to secure [Ukrainian oligarch Dmitry] Firtash's extradition to Chicago. But then his legal team secretly filed new evidence that included the [Andrew] Weissmann overture, and Austrian officials suddenly reversed course last week and ordered a new, lengthy delay in extradition.


It appears that two months into the investigation, before all the staff had been hired and cleared, Andrew Weissmann was throwing the "Hail Mary" of all "Hail Mary"-s because there was nothing

Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2019 07:15 AM (e8kgV)

21 I read all of it, he is still FOS.

Posted by: Vic at July 23, 2019 07:16 AM (mpXpK)

22 Thin but early.

Posted by: IanDeal at July 23, 2019 07:16 AM (vgGyZ)

23 Here's them announcing the election results. Boris takes over tomorrow...they don't waste any time...

@CBSNews

BREAKING: Boris Johnson elected new British prime minister. He will take over for outgoing prime minister Theresa May tomorrow

https://tinyurl.com/yytbes33

Posted by: Tami at July 23, 2019 07:19 AM (cF8AT)

24 10% of good morning, Horde!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 23, 2019 07:19 AM (81OU+)

25 Slavery did not make the US as a whole more wealthy but it did make States like VA more wealthy.

Posted by: Vic at July 23, 2019 07:19 AM (mpXpK)

26 It appears that two months into the investigation, before all the staff had been hired and cleared, Andrew Weissmann was throwing the "Hail Mary" of all "Hail Mary"-s because there was nothing

And in the meantime, he continued to log billable hours.

You would think that there would be some ethics investigation, perhaps an audit, maybe lose his license to practice due to fraud.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 23, 2019 07:20 AM (A7Sfu)

27 Only the good die young.

That's one of the dumbest fucking things I hear and see otherwise somewhat intelligent people say, all because of a dipshit Billy Joel song.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 23, 2019 07:20 AM (y7DUB)

28 27 That's one of the dumbest fucking things I hear and
see otherwise somewhat intelligent people say, all because of a dipshit
Billy Joel song.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 23, 2019 07:20 AM (y7DUB)

That saying was around long before Billy Joel.

Posted by: Vic at July 23, 2019 07:22 AM (mpXpK)

29 Is Boris Johnson the British equivalent of a RINO?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 07:23 AM (H8QX8)

30 Good morning!

You know that bombshell article on Ilhan Omar last week? The MSM and Omar's people are now hunting down the source(s) in the MN Somali community and openly threatening them.

These scum are no longer journalists when they specialize in intimidation tactics such as doxing online people like Carpe Donktum (gee, he makes memes - burn the witch!) and hunting down other reporters' sources on behalf of those who want to physically harm them.

**Keep this in mind when Omar and the squad whine about their safety**

https://tinyurl.com/y43lqkmp

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2019 07:23 AM (bDqIh)

31 Mornin' Horde. Do femynyst conspiracy folks think the moon landings should be re-faked with an all female cast?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 23, 2019 07:23 AM (lLeln)

32


Liberal nightmare: Takeover of federal judiciary by "larval Scalias is devastatingly close to completion"

...Just this week, the Third Circuit "flipped" to majority Republican-appointees, the Second Circuit is on the brink of flipping, and several other evenly split Circuits are likely to go Republican.

By the numbers overall (including Phipps), Trump has nominated and had confirmed:

Supreme Court: 2
Courts of Appeals: 43
District/Specialty Courts: 85
...

Charles Pierce at Esquire understands what is happening, and he is fuming. Pierce writes about how The Conservative Effort to Salt the Judiciary With Larval Scalias Is Close to Complete:

While everyone was looking elsewhere, and wondering about their immigration status in the lands of their ancestors, the administration* and Mitch McConnell had their white-guys judicial assembly line humming....

The conservative effort to salt the federal judiciary with larval Scalias is devastatingly close to completion. Make no mistake, This would have happened if any of the Republican candidates had been elected in 2016. It may be the only thing keeping a lot of Republicans on the Trump Train. You are going to be hearing from both these guys long after the president* is spinning on a spit in hell. Depend on that.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2019 07:23 AM (vEIlU)

33 Slavery did not make the US as a whole more wealthy but it did make States like VA more wealthy.

Vic, I know you aren't a Communist, but the phrasing of that statement makes it appear that everyone is the property the State and thus produces wealth for the State.

Slavery didn't make a "State" wealthy, it produced wealth for the slave's owners. What all of those individual plantation owners did with their wealth is another matter.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 23, 2019 07:23 AM (A7Sfu)

34 Only the good die young.

That's one of the dumbest fucking things I hear and see otherwise somewhat intelligent people say, all because of a dipshit Billy Joel song.
Posted by: Captain Hate

Look at the bright side, Captain, at least he didn't name it "Only the Good die Young without a Cuppa Cawfee"

Posted by: JT at July 23, 2019 07:24 AM (arJlL)

35 Thanks for the link to stirfrylaura - she is wonderful and this Job series is really special.

Posted by: rammajamma at July 23, 2019 07:25 AM (xceTB)

36 "Charles Pierce at Esquire understands what is happening, and he is fuming. "

I'm delighted to hear it.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 07:25 AM (H8QX8)

37 ON REGULATION, TRUMP EXCEEDS HIS CAMPAIGN PROMISES
Candidate Donald Trump famously promised to get rid of two federal regulations for every new one. With 2 1/2 years in office under his belt, he has vastly exceeded that standard. Paul Bedard reports:
...
"We've hit 13 to 1," he told a Heritage Foundation conference on federalism. And cutting so many regulations, he added, has saved taxpayers $33 billion.

My guess is that number is low.

Departments and agencies including the departments of Labor, Education, Agriculture, and the Environmental Protection Agency have led the war on regulations, according to federal reports.



powerlineblog.com

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2019 07:26 AM (vEIlU)

38 "larval Scalias"????

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2019 07:27 AM (bDqIh)

39 the administration* and Mitch McConnell had their white-guys judicial assembly line humming....

Every single thought that proceeds from their minds revolves around segregating people into arbitrary groups and then complaining because the recipe isn't to their unstated proportions.

In other words, all they can do is complain about everything and see everything in terms of ethnicity.

They argue loudly against "Diversity Is Our Strength".

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 23, 2019 07:27 AM (A7Sfu)

40 @realDonaldTrump

Newest Poll: Only 11% in favor of starting ridiculous impeachment hearings. Well, let's see: We have the Best Economy in History, the Best Employment Numbers in History, Most People Working in History, Highest Stock Market in History, Biggest Tax and Regulation Cuts in History,..

Best and Newest Military (almost totally rebuilt from the depleted military I took over) in History, Best V.A. in History (Choice), and MUCH, MUCH MORE. Gee, let's impeach the President. The "Squad" (AOC Plus 3) and other Dems suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome. Crazy!

LOL! AOC plus 3.

Posted by: Tami at July 23, 2019 07:27 AM (cF8AT)

41
Marino Rivera was so dominant in his career, he is the FIRST MLB player to get 100% of the vote in his first ballot. And he is well known for his volunteer works.

Not even Babe Ruth or Ken Griffey Jr got 100%.


And the left wants to smear him.

The Left is evil. Not just bad, but evil.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 23, 2019 07:27 AM (sy5kK)

42 Slavery didn't make a "State" wealthy, it produced
wealth for the slave's owners. What all of those individual plantation
owners did with their wealth is another matter.



Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 23, 2019 07:23 AM (A7Sfu)

If the plantation owners became more wealthy then obviously the State became more wealthy. And from what I have read the plantation owners spent most of their
wealth acquiring things and entertaining.

Posted by: Vic at July 23, 2019 07:28 AM (mpXpK)

43 38 "larval Scalias"????

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2019 07:27 AM (bDqIh)

Baby Scalias?

Posted by: Tami at July 23, 2019 07:28 AM (cF8AT)

44 These scum are no longer journalists when they specialize in intimidation tactics
Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2019 07:23 AM (bDqIh)

The tassel-loafered and high-heeled division of the brown shirts.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 07:28 AM (H8QX8)

45 Departments and agencies including the departments of Labor, Education, Agriculture, and the Environmental Protection Agency have led the war on regulations, according to federal reports.


Perry and his Department of Energy need to step up their game. Rick was the one campaigning on restoration of the 10th Amendment.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 23, 2019 07:29 AM (A7Sfu)

46 BREAKING: Boris Johnson elected new British prime minister. He will take over for outgoing prime minister Theresa May tomorrow

https://tinyurl.com/yytbes33
Posted by: Tami


Is this good or bad?

Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2019 07:29 AM (tH5fk)

47 Morning Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2019 07:29 AM (Z/1Kk)

48 "larval Scalias"????

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2019 07:27 AM (bDqIh)

Baby Scalias?
Posted by: Tami at July 23, 2019 07:28 AM (cF8AT)


I'll take either.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2019 07:29 AM (vEIlU)

49 These scum are no longer journalists when they specialize in intimidation tactics
Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2019 07:23 AM (bDqIh)


the daily beast says it all

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2019 07:30 AM (vEIlU)

50 >>"We've hit 13 to 1," he told a Heritage Foundation conference on federalism. And cutting so many regulations, he added, has saved taxpayers $33 billion.



Now let's start cutting federal staffing at that rate!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2019 07:30 AM (bDqIh)

51 I wish I could have a budget that allows me to spend more than I have, year after year.

Posted by: freaked at July 23, 2019 07:31 AM (Tnijr)

52 That saying was around long before Billy Joel.
Posted by: Vic at July 23, 2019 07:22 AM (mpXpK)


Yes, it was cribbed from something Herodotus wrote, the same man who said gold was mined in India by giant ants. It's still a dumbfuck thing to say, although if someone quoted it in Ionian I wouldn't be as dismissive.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 23, 2019 07:31 AM (y7DUB)

53 If the plantation owners became more wealthy then obviously the State became more wealthy.

I Apologize for the error. You are a communist that believes that The State is the ultimate possessor of all wealth.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 23, 2019 07:31 AM (A7Sfu)

54 Is this good or bad?

Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2019 07:29 AM (tH5fk)

On the surface, I'd say good...he's very pro Brexit. But time will tell I suppose.

Posted by: Tami at July 23, 2019 07:31 AM (cF8AT)

55 Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 07:10 AM (H8QX

The 9/11 conspiracies piss me off more than anything. I seriously want to beat those dolts over the head with a shovel.

Somebody need more coffee? less coffee? It's a good day. You woke up.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 23, 2019 07:31 AM (dUJdY)

56 But that wouldn't really be a budget, would it?

Posted by: freaked at July 23, 2019 07:31 AM (Tnijr)

57 Marino Rivera was so dominant in his career, he is the FIRST MLB player to get 100% of the vote in his first ballot. And he is well known for his volunteer works.

Not even Babe Ruth or Ken Griffey Jr got 100%.


And the left wants to smear him.


He puts maple syrup on his french toast.

Posted by: JT at July 23, 2019 07:32 AM (arJlL)

58 Good morning everyone. These state department lefties need a correction event. Hopefully Trump can sack them all and get Soros out of his foreign policy.

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at July 23, 2019 07:32 AM (VcFUs)

59 Yeah, just marveling that someone would call Scalia's children "larval" as if they were bugs.
In what publication was this dehumanizing language?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2019 07:32 AM (bDqIh)

60 Is this good or bad?

idk.. he reminds me of the town drunk. But just saw his speech on Fox. Maybe a british Trump?

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 23, 2019 07:32 AM (dUJdY)

61 "He puts maple syrup on his french toast."

But, does he float?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 07:32 AM (cqNba)

62 On the surface, I'd say good...he's very pro Brexit. But time will tell I suppose.
Posted by: Tami


Anything anti global is a net positive I always say.

Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2019 07:33 AM (tH5fk)

63 53 I Apologize for the error. You are a communist that believes that The State is the ultimate possessor of all wealth.



Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 23, 2019 07:31 AM (A7Sfu)

The State is made up of all the people living in the State. You have it backwards.

Posted by: Vic at July 23, 2019 07:33 AM (mpXpK)

64 Only the good die young.

That's one of the dumbest fucking things I hear and see otherwise somewhat intelligent people say, all because of a dipshit Billy Joel song.
Posted by: Captain Hate

Also: "he/she/xhe died doing what he/she/xhe loved" (particularly popular with millennials, when speaking of death of high risk takers)

Posted by: one of the quite ones at July 23, 2019 07:33 AM (2GPSc)

65 He puts maple syrup on his french toast.
Posted by: JT


That sounds so f'ing good right now.

Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2019 07:34 AM (tH5fk)

66 this Job series is really special.

Posted by: rammajamma at July 23, 2019 07:25 AM (xceTB)

It's fascinating and different. Fun to read!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2019 07:34 AM (wYseH)

67 It is very unlikely the African continent can support a population of 4 billion - an interesting academic construct but it would require a complete realignment of how that place works, and it is likely that similar success to the farm immigrants in the south, even if they were related wouldn't share the same fate.

Posted by: rammajamma at July 23, 2019 07:34 AM (xceTB)

68 38 "larval Scalias"????

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2019 07:27 AM (bDqIh)

Baby Scalias?
__________________

Most people like babies (the ghouls at PP excepted). Larvae conjures up an image of squirming maggots, so the left went with that to describe the young Scalias, because the left despises them and wants everybody else to despise them too.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 23, 2019 07:34 AM (k4dH2)

69 67 were repeated

Posted by: rammajamma at July 23, 2019 07:35 AM (xceTB)

70 G'mornin' Horde !


Nice work, CBD !
JJS started out small, too ... still the best source for real news anywhere.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 23, 2019 07:35 AM (pbg54)

71 The fresh hell is pithy and manageable this morning.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 23, 2019 07:35 AM (yQpMk)

72 Stale hell sucks too.

Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2019 07:36 AM (tH5fk)

73 The 9/11 conspiracies piss me off more than anything. I seriously want to beat those dolts over the head with a shovel.

Posted by: Jewells45

----

With a shovel made of steel that couldn't possibly been molded and formed while soft and pliable when heated to almost it's melting point by FIRE?

Umpossible! LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2019 07:36 AM (Z/1Kk)

74 I had read that Job is, chronologically, the oldest book of the bible.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 23, 2019 07:38 AM (yQpMk)

75 In the 1820's, Virginia (as a group of business ventures) neared bankruptcy because it had bet on the older forms of slave usage, and failed to take advantage of the cotton boom that kept slavery solvent in other states. So-called free labor was not magic. Economics still ruled what became of ventures, even when the workers were not paid. In the somewhat longer run, Virginia did not gain wealth from slavery, because they weren't making money (or, enough money) from the slaves' labor.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 23, 2019 07:38 AM (8ZmvG)

76 Only the good die you is from Herodotus, so a touch before Mr. Joel. Whom the gods love, dies young.

Posted by: rammajamma at July 23, 2019 07:38 AM (xceTB)

77 Look at the bright side, Captain, at least he didn't name it "Only the Good die Young without a Cuppa Cawfee"
Posted by: JT at July 23, 2019 07:24 AM (arJlL)


Herodotus knew not to go there.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 23, 2019 07:39 AM (y7DUB)

78 Yeah, just marveling that someone would call Scalia's children "larval" as if they were bugs.
In what publication was this dehumanizing language?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2019 07:32 AM (bDqIh)


esquire

https://tinyurl.com/y3lyr5ez legal insurrection

esquire piece

https://tinyurl.com/yxuyjp86

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2019 07:39 AM (vEIlU)

79 >>idk.. he reminds me of the town drunk. But just saw his speech on Fox. Maybe a british Trump?



He refused to meet with Trump during Trump's state visit a few months ago, and it appears he was part of the coup attempt. the MI6/Steele part (I forget the details - let me see if I can find it). Jack Straw would know

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2019 07:39 AM (bDqIh)

80 With a shovel made of steel that couldn't possibly been molded and formed while soft and pliable when heated to almost it's melting point by FIRE?

Yeah, that fat bitch would be my first victim.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 23, 2019 07:40 AM (dUJdY)

81 26 It appears that two months into the investigation, before all the staff had been hired and cleared, Andrew Weissmann was throwing the "Hail Mary" of all "Hail Mary"-s because there was nothing

And in the meantime, he continued to log billable hours.

You would think that there would be some ethics investigation, perhaps an audit, maybe lose his license to practice due to fraud.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 23, 2019 07:20 AM (A7Sfu)

Hence the second letter on Aug 2nd. It eliminated the scope of the investigation.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2019 07:40 AM (JFO2v)

82 Ahhh thank you Lizzy. I admit I have no idea. I pay very little attention to British politics.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 23, 2019 07:41 AM (dUJdY)

83
Most people like babies (the ghouls at PP excepted). Larvae conjures up an image of squirming maggots, so the left went with that to describe the young Scalias, because the left despises them and wants everybody else to despise them too.

--

Exactly correct. It was meant as the most insulting slur this POS could think up. It emphasizes the simmering hatred in his brain. And he's trying to create a disgusting imagery to stoke dopes and dupes and anybody else he can get to listen. Subliminal, if you will. Hope he's as miserable in his daily life as I think...x100.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 23, 2019 07:41 AM (JoUsr)

84 Surprise twist in the Epstein court documents unsealing:

@Cernovich

In a next-level scum bag move, it appears that @AlanDersh is working with accused pedophile madam Ghislaine Maxwell to keep the records in my and the Miami Herald's lawsuit sealed.

https://bit.ly/2Oc73rS
- - - -

Wow, Dershowitz, what don't you want seen?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2019 07:42 AM (bDqIh)

85 Surprise twist in the Epstein court documents unsealing:

@Cernovich

In a next-level scum bag move, it appears that @AlanDersh is working with accused pedophile madam Ghislaine Maxwell to keep the records in my and the Miami Herald's lawsuit sealed.

https://bit.ly/2Oc73rS
- - - -

Wow, Dershowitz, what don't you want seen?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2019 07:42 AM (bDqIh)


He'll go down with the ship protecting the Clinton's. He must owe them something big time. Or they have something on him too.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2019 07:43 AM (vEIlU)

86 British politics is like a Katherine Heigl movie.

Horrible.

Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2019 07:43 AM (tH5fk)

87 Carl Jung went down to the salon to get his hair colored. Having heard that some stylists were using inferior products, upon entering he inquired as to the quality of the products used in that establishment.

"Don't worry," he was assured, "we use only the good dyes, Jung."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 23, 2019 07:44 AM (O8WFE)

88 41
Marino Rivera was so dominant in his career, he is the FIRST MLB player to get 100% of the vote in his first ballot. And he is well known for his volunteer works.

Not even Babe Ruth or Ken Griffey Jr got 100%.


And the left wants to smear him.

The Left is evil. Not just bad, but evil.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 23, 2019 07:27 AM (sy5kK)

That has always been a problem for sinners. Not their sin, but someone that just by believing that all have fallen short and need the Grace.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2019 07:44 AM (JFO2v)

89 "The good die young?" Yeah I heard that the day JFK is shot and killed in Dallas. Stupid neighbor said it.

Posted by: JAS at July 23, 2019 07:45 AM (I5SAg)

90 "Maybe a british Trump?"

No such animal.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 07:45 AM (H8QX8)

91 Morning all

To tired and sick of my jewish brethren to discuss why they vote and act like they do.

I will defend any Jew and any American to my last dying breath but that does mean I have to like them.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 07:46 AM (p0A33)

92 Is this why Pence cancelled his NH tri a few weeks ago?

https://tinyurl.com/yxfuwe8m

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2019 07:46 AM (bDqIh)

93

ace gets a mention at woodpilereport.com today.

It was from last week when he was whipping the crap out of the cuck sellouts.


"Whenever the left declares that something is now beyond debate and an absolute prerequisite for acceptance as a tolerated member of the Kept Right, the Kept Right kicks up a slight bit of sulkiness at first, but in six months to two years, they are zealously urging the deplatforming of anyone who ignores the Time-Tested Conservative Principles."


http://ace.mu.nu/archives/382362.php

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 23, 2019 07:46 AM (sy5kK)

94 67 It is very unlikely the African continent can support a population of 4 billion - an interesting academic construct but it would require a complete realignment of how that place works, and it is likely that similar success to the farm immigrants in the south, even if they were related wouldn't share the same fate.
Posted by: rammajamma at July 23, 2019 07:34 AM (xceTB)

That which cannot continue...

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2019 07:47 AM (JFO2v)

95 Surprise twist in the Epstein court documents unsealing:

@Cernovich

In a next-level scum bag move, it appears that @AlanDersh is working with accused pedophile madam Ghislaine Maxwell to keep the records in my and the Miami Herald's lawsuit sealed.

https://bit.ly/2Oc73rS
- - - -

Wow, Dershowitz, what don't you want seen?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2019 07:42 AM (bDqIh)

He'll go down with the ship protecting the Clinton's. He must owe them something big time. Or they have something on him too.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2019 07:43 AM (vEIlU)

I would doubt that report, Dershowitz has been fighting to release all the documents?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 07:47 AM (p0A33)

96 Ol' Yeller was apoplectic at the cash explosion the Turtle passed yesterday, claiming the GOP no longer stands for fiscal sanity. The marginalization of the Tea Party after they helped them gain control of the House in 2010, particularly by that budgeting "expert" Paul Ryan, was the first hint that the expansion of the state overruled all.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 23, 2019 07:48 AM (y7DUB)

97 I had to explain to my 18 year old that moving from slave to serf to Yeoman is what is before him. I noted that everyone has to do this. A slave is a person that cannot order himself, his finances and his emotions. If this doesn't change he will find a new slave master who will do it for him. A serf is a person who works someone else's capital for the right to keep a portion of the profits. A Yeoman is a person that can order his own life, the lives of others, and has achieved skills and capital to leverage and employ.

The idea that we don't have slavery is simply a stupid, crazy Quaker, nonsense. Today's slaves are useless and a cost burden to serfs and Yeomen who have been dragooned into feeding, clothing, housing and educating them (good luck on that one). This extra burden we put on our young to pretend to have outlawed slavery is one of the reasons our young cannot marry and have children in their 20s. Our system, as currently configured, is about feeding on the young (cuz they're stupid) to feed provide easy profits to aristocrats who protect themselves using the worthless slaves as their foil and weapon.

I am so tired of listening to empty virtue signaling regarding slavery. Slavery has been with us throughout the existence of man. Its an economic class, that is being subsidized by those carrying the load. Slavery in a hammock is a really bad bowl Kim Chi.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 23, 2019 07:50 AM (2LelM)

98 @RodRosenstein
Replying to @eyokley @Scaramucci and rebeccarnelson

"Things are not always what they seem; the first appearance deceives many; the intelligence of a few perceives what has been carefully hidden." - Phaedrus (Plato)

This was in response to a linked article on WaPo about Anthony Scaramucci's 11 days in the WH. (Can't link the article...behind a paywall.)

Posted by: Tami at July 23, 2019 07:51 AM (cF8AT)

99 You are going to be hearing from both these guys long after the president* is spinning on a spit in hell. Depend on that.
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LOL, also GF.
He still lives rent-free in their heads, deviously executing his evil plans with every breath...

Mornin' 'rons.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at July 23, 2019 07:52 AM (6b6MO)

100 With regard to the moon landing hoax, someone linked this video over the weekend. I've seen it before. A filmmaker explains in detail why it was impossible to fake the moon landings using 1960s film and video technology. This is a good one to send to any doubters:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_loUDS4c3Cs

Then of course there's the classic joke: NASA hired Kubrick to fake the moon landing, but he was such a perfectionist he made them film it on location.

Posted by: rickl at July 23, 2019 07:54 AM (sdi6R)

101 97 Puddin

If you are standing by the road waiting on that next Big Govt check you are a slave. Does not matter if you 65 or 15.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2019 07:55 AM (JFO2v)

102 100 With regard to the moon landing hoax, someone linked this video over the weekend. I've seen it before. A filmmaker explains in detail why it was impossible to fake the moon landings using 1960s film and video technology. This is a good one to send to any doubters:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_loUDS4c3Cs

Then of course there's the classic joke: NASA hired Kubrick to fake the moon landing, but he was such a perfectionist he made them film it on location.
Posted by: rickl at July 23, 2019 07:54 AM (sdi6R)

There are pic of them hauling pieces of an AA 767 out of the Pentagon and people believe it was a missle. You cannot fix stupid.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2019 07:57 AM (JFO2v)

103 I am so tired of listening to empty virtue signaling regarding slavery.

Brazil was the last western country to outlaw slavery; why aren't they a pariah state to the SJWs? Likewise it's currently being practiced in the shithole known as Sudan. Where's the fucking outrage?

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 23, 2019 07:58 AM (y7DUB)

104 "You cannot fix stupid."

Sure you can.

Posted by: Darwin at July 23, 2019 07:59 AM (cqNba)

105 >>I would doubt that report, Dershowitz has been fighting to release all the documents?



Nope.
Mike Cernovich initialed the lawsuit to have the court docs unsealed. Months (or maybe even a year later?) others joined the lawsuit, including the Miami Herald and Dershowitz.

And then as it progressed, Dershowitz claimed he initiated the suit and advocated for fewer document to be unsealed, instead of the whole record.

This is according to Cernovich, the guy who initiated all this and whose lawyers are still battling for these records to be unsealed. Like Cernovich or not, this was his project and he is pointing out how Dershowitz is trying to spike it.

I don't know what to make of Dersh is doing, because it seems that there are others out to smear him as a rapist - maybe he only wants enough docs to be unsealed to clear his name, but still protect his friends/allies?

Here's the details:

https://tinyurl.com/y5j3g8v7

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2019 07:59 AM (bDqIh)

106 Former Prime Minister Ehud Barak who today heads the Israel Democratic Party has apologized for his role in the 2000 October riots that resulted in 12 Arab citizens of Israel being shot by police.


??? Jesus and Israeli apology tour? This guy might single handily put Netanyahu back in Office

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 08:00 AM (p0A33)

107 To tired and sick of my jewish brethren to discuss why they vote and act like they do.

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I'm not Jewish (and don't ever mean to be disrespectful to those here), but it just seems that so many American Jews are far removed from their religion that the ties to Israel are tentative at best. They just have that label to call themselves, but no real sense of loyalty either to the religion or Israel. I know it's a lot more complicated than that, and I'm just looking at it on the surface. What I don't understand is the completely blind spot non-religious American Jews have for the aggressive anti-Semitism that is engulfing their D party, and the clear, dangerous path it seems to be on as relates to Jews...all over the world, as well as in America. It's frightening stuff, and yet they are blind. It leaves me miffed, that's for sure.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 23, 2019 08:00 AM (JoUsr)

108 I saw this late last night. It's an interview of Bill Whittle about the present state of NASA, made a week ago. It's not often that you hear Whittle sputtering and at a loss for words, but once he gets going, look out!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0daYNwtCNyo

Pro tip: Don't get him started on this.

Posted by: rickl at July 23, 2019 08:01 AM (sdi6R)

109 "You cannot fix stupid."

Sure you can.

Posted by: Darwin at July 23, 2019 07:59 AM (cqNba)


But not quickly, it seems!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 23, 2019 08:02 AM (BiNEL)

110 Kubrick's work contains clues to the Apollo hoax going way back. Consider that the "moon missions" had three astronauts. Three soldiers are executed in Paths to Glory. Coincidence? He's telling us something.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 23, 2019 08:02 AM (ta49A)

111 I love Kubrick, but if I were faking the moon landing in 1969 I would have gone with Hitchcock instead

Posted by: Josephistan's new phone at July 23, 2019 08:03 AM (fQmkm)

112 If you want to end slavery you going to have to address the sellers of debt. Currently, the mean interest rate on credit cards in the US is 21%. In our youth, anyone charging 21% was known as a Loan Shark. Look no further than the Loan Shark State, Delaware, to find your slave traders.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 23, 2019 08:03 AM (2LelM)

113
TGP reports there are 35,000 Africans in Latin America right now, coming to the US border.

How and who funds something like this?

That is a lot of money and planning. Like another level of planning.

Exactly WTF is going on, anyway?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 23, 2019 08:03 AM (sy5kK)

114 I hate the "wellness" nonsense. I worked for a company that pushed it hard and always laughed when 350lb bucket-of-chicken-for-lunch Lamont in shipping got the same $50 gift card that I did because we watched the same "wellness" incentives video every quarter.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 23, 2019 08:03 AM (ZYCHb)

115 Morning, y'all! Cooler and cloudy, so lot's o' coffeve.

FWIW, the "new planet" bit ignores the elephant - the West (Us) are subsidizing African population growth.

Brilliant, no?

Ah well.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 23, 2019 08:03 AM (6qErC)

116 Here's the details:

https://tinyurl.com/y5j3g8v7
Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2019 07:59 AM (bDqIh)

??
Yeah that link seems a tad devoid of facts, not to mention with shades of anti-semitism. I am not saying your wrong or right, but I would NOT base anything on that link

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 08:04 AM (p0A33)

117 112 If you want to end slavery you going to have to address the sellers of debt. Currently, the mean interest rate on credit cards in the US is 21%. In our youth, anyone charging 21% was known as a Loan Shark. Look no further than the Loan Shark State, Delaware, to find your slave traders.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 23, 2019 08:03 AM (2LelM)


You want to discharge that student loan? Hahaha!

Posted by: Congress and their owners, the Banks at July 23, 2019 08:04 AM (sy5kK)

118 TGP reports there are 35,000 Africans in Latin America right now, coming to the US border.

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That's almost exactly the number of troops we landed on Omaha Beach on D-Day.

This is a coordinated, highly funded effort with food, water, etc. logistics in place.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 23, 2019 08:05 AM (ZYCHb)

119
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 23, 2019 08:06 AM (hx3Q8)

120 Ol' Yeller was apoplectic at the cash explosion the Turtle passed yesterday, claiming the GOP no longer stands for fiscal sanity.

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Yeah, it's kind of a lost cause at this point that the gov't will ever be fiscally responsible. The GOP is totally useless here, despite being catapulted into office, in part, to fix this mess. We will eventually likely collapse from the weight of this irresponsibility, and it will be falling on our children and grandchildren to live in the rubble they have created. They all need to be lined up against a wall to pay for what they've done to this country.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 23, 2019 08:07 AM (JoUsr)

121 The "moon landings" began with Apollo 11, yet there's no 11 in a deck of cards. The main character in Full Metal Jacket is named "Joker" and a joker is in a deck of cards but isn't used. Kubrick gave us clues all over the place!

Posted by: FireHorse at July 23, 2019 08:07 AM (ta49A)

122 Most of the Moon Landing Conspiracy Nut 'evidence' falls apart if you have a speck of knowledge of optics, photography, or geometry.

I think it's really just an industry of profiting off gullible people.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2019 08:07 AM (oVJmc)

123 I hate the "wellness" nonsense"

That it is. And despite the article, the fault doesn't lie with "capitalism" - it's a fetish.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 23, 2019 08:08 AM (6qErC)

124 "But not quickly, it seems!"

We could do well to look at possibly changing some laws.
Mostly the laws which focus on the safety of a single individual.

Make them still mandatory till the age of majority, but for adults...

Motorcycle helmets..recommended
Seat Belts...recommended
Not swimming till 30 minutes after eating...recommended


Etc.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 08:08 AM (cqNba)

125 I don't know what to make of Dersh is doing, because it seems that there are others out to smear him as a rapist - maybe he only wants enough docs to be unsealed to clear his name, but still protect his friends/allies?
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What goes on in the SDNY stays in the SDNY unless it profits the SDNY. Remember, Manhattan Media exists to crucify the innocent to protect the guilty. They learned this from the SDNY.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 23, 2019 08:08 AM (2LelM)

126 In the olden days I used to scan the magazine stands and buy such. I have no idea what magazines are around anymore. The local supermarket has eliminated the magazine section from the store. Only a few out of town newspapers up front, which no one buys.

Posted by: Colin at July 23, 2019 08:08 AM (qmAGW)

127 114 I hate the "wellness" nonsense. I worked for a company that pushed it hard and always laughed when 350lb bucket-of-chicken-for-lunch Lamont in shipping got the same $50 gift card that I did because we watched the same "wellness" incentives video every quarter.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 23, 2019 08:03 AM (ZYCHb)

Or your nurse that is 40 lbs or so overweight tells you to lose 10 lbs. HA

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2019 08:09 AM (JFO2v)

128 TGP reports there are 35,000 Africans in Latin America right now, coming to the US border.

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There suuuuuure are a lot of people that want to come to this hostile, hopelessly racist, unfair country. Doesn't makes sense because every other country is much more virtuous than America. I know, because I'm told that 24/7/365 by leftists from coast to coast.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 23, 2019 08:09 AM (JoUsr)

129 121
The "moon landings" began with Apollo 11, yet there's no 11 in a deck of cards. The main character in Full Metal Jacket is named "Joker" and a joker is in a deck of cards but isn't used. Kubrick gave us clues all over the place!

Posted by: FireHorse at July 23, 2019 08:07 AM (ta49A)


Jacks are the 11s in a deck of cards, and a Jack played The Joker in a movie.

Posted by: davidt at July 23, 2019 08:09 AM (jY3BZ)

130 Good Luck to Boris Johnson...your gonna need it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 08:10 AM (p0A33)

131 The more we find out about how the NRA has been run, the worse it seems. The crisis started out looking like a case of lax management, but the deeper you dig the more it looks like a case of systematic looting.

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(goes out and look for razor blade to scratch "LIFE MEMBER" sticker off of pickup truck)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 23, 2019 08:10 AM (ZYCHb)

132 122 Most of the Moon Landing Conspiracy Nut 'evidence' falls apart if you have a speck of knowledge of optics, photography, or geometry.

I think it's really just an industry of profiting off gullible people.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2019 08:07 AM (oVJmc)


I forgot to mention that the video I linked is all about video and film. No knowledge of rocketry or spaceflight is assumed. It's a good one to send to video-obsessed milennials.

Posted by: rickl at July 23, 2019 08:11 AM (sdi6R)

133 You want to discharge that student loan? Hahaha!
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That is merely the tip of debt slavery. The real question is, do you want grandchildren?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 23, 2019 08:11 AM (2LelM)

134 The NRA issues vex me. I've been a Benefactor member for over fifteen years, and a Golden Eagle for almost ten. I've been making regular donations to NRA-ILA.

I don't want to believe that what I'm hearing is true. But as the guy said, don't believe something just because you want it to be true. Sigh.

Fuckers.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at July 23, 2019 08:11 AM (j+LPq)

135 The more we find out about how the NRA has been run, the worse it seems. The crisis started out looking like a case of lax management, but the deeper you dig the more it looks like a case of systematic looting.

Power Corrupts. Absolute Power corrupts absolutley

Memo to Netanyahu

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 08:11 AM (p0A33)

136 Or your nurse that is 40 lbs or so overweight tells you to lose 10 lbs. HA

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I see we worked for the same company.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 23, 2019 08:11 AM (ZYCHb)

137 Mariano Rivera is being un-personed for BadThink. If it can happen to someone of his caliber, his success and his popularity, it can happen to any Joe on the street.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 23, 2019 08:12 AM (lwiT4)

138 @NRO

Wendy Davis: I'm Running for Congress Again So 'Our Children . . . Can Live'

Posted by: Tami at July 23, 2019 08:12 AM (cF8AT)

139 All human organizations become corrupt/corrupted over time, the NRA is a human organization.

Posted by: davidt at July 23, 2019 08:12 AM (jY3BZ)

140 Thank G-D for the rain...washed all the bird shit off my car

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 08:12 AM (p0A33)

141 Mariano Rivera is being un-personed for BadThink. If it can happen to someone of his caliber, his success and his popularity, it can happen to any Joe on the street.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 23, 2019 08:12 AM (lwiT4)

Well "WE" are all deplorables after all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 08:13 AM (p0A33)

142 Wendy Davis: I'm Running for Congress Again So 'Our Children . . . Can Live'

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BWHAHAHAHA!

This is the point where spontaneous human combustion should kick in for the irony.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 23, 2019 08:15 AM (JoUsr)

143 112
If you want to end slavery you going to have to address the sellers of
debt. Currently, the mean interest rate on credit cards in the US is
21%. In our youth, anyone charging 21% was known as a Loan Shark. Look
no further than the Loan Shark State, Delaware, to find your slave
traders.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 23, 2019 08:03 AM (2LelM)

Loan companies here charge 33.3% interest, that's the max allowed by law in this State.

Posted by: Vic at July 23, 2019 08:15 AM (mpXpK)

144 It makes a lot more sense why the NRA hasn't accomplished sh*t over the last 20 years.

Well, except for supporting banning firearm components.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 23, 2019 08:15 AM (ZYCHb)

145 Ol' Yeller was apoplectic at the cash explosion the Turtle passed yesterday, claiming the GOP no longer stands for fiscal sanity. "

What is truly interesting is that reports indicate (it's hard to find actual numbers.. go figure) that President Trump has submitted cuts, not increases, in proposals.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 23, 2019 08:15 AM (6qErC)

146 139 All human organizations become corrupt/corrupted over time, the NRA is a human organization.
Posted by: davidt at July 23, 2019 08:12 AM (jY3BZ)

#4 wear its carcass as a skin suit, while demanding respect.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2019 08:15 AM (JFO2v)

147 The top IDF innovation is hot chick pictures, when dressed partially in uniform and sporting automatic weapons.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, artisanal day walker at July 23, 2019 08:15 AM (NVYyb)

148 Wendy Davis: I'm Running for Congress Again"

Again? Huh. Didn't know she ever did that.

Twas humorous seeing the "pink shoes" in the discount bins circa 2015...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 23, 2019 08:16 AM (6qErC)

149 A nice article on school discipline.

https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=3424334

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 08:16 AM (cqNba)

150 Everyone on this site understands that when the federal government prints a $100 bill that those dollars are created out of thin air. Why is it that those same people don't understand that when the federal government taxes somebody $100 that those dollars disappear into the same thin air they came from in the first place?

Posted by: An Observation at July 23, 2019 08:18 AM (gdTDb)

151 Wendy Davis: I'm Running for Congress Again So 'Our Children . . . Can Live'


A big self promoter who will get good press in some quarters. She must think she was born to be a star.

Posted by: Colin at July 23, 2019 08:18 AM (qmAGW)

152 The top IDF innovation is hot chick pictures, when dressed partially in uniform and sporting automatic weapons."

Wat, no links?

I am dissapoint.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 23, 2019 08:18 AM (6qErC)

153 Well "WE" are all deplorables after all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 08:13 AM (p0A33)



That's why VP Pence told Liberty University grads to "prepare to be fired". Sad.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 23, 2019 08:18 AM (lwiT4)

154 >>Wendy Davis: I'm Running for Congress Again So 'Our Children . . . Can Live'


Yeowch!
Quick, someone ask her if she'd vote for legislation that would protect aborted late-term babies that survive.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2019 08:18 AM (bDqIh)

155 The GOP is totally useless here, despite being catapulted into office, in part, to fix this mess. We will eventually likely collapse from the weight of this irresponsibility, and it will be falling on our children and grandchildren to live in the rubble they have created. They all need to be lined up against a wall to pay for what they've done to this country.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 23, 2019 08:07 AM (JoUsr)


As a businessman Trump has to be 100% aware of this situation and I've taken it on faith that he has some concept of dealing with it in a second term even if I have no idea of how he means to accomplish it. Also as a boomer this is 100% caused by my dogshit generation. This shouldn't be pawned off on the millennials who've been misinformed and misled by the acolytes of Bill Ayers, who the fucking boomers let take control of education.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 23, 2019 08:18 AM (y7DUB)

156

A sticker I had on my truck back in the day when he ran for VA Senator:
"Don't blame me, I voted for Ollie!"
I should recycle it, I think!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 23, 2019 08:19 AM (BiNEL)

157 The alt-left is now going full bore with the idea Trump is a lunatic, unable to distinguish between reality and whatever spouts out of his mouth in the moment. He's also insensitive, racist, a bore, and way too devoted to his family. His only true supporters are cousin-fuckers, mountain militias in Idaho or the Nevada desert, trades people in flyover states, and women who's husbands probably beat them into voting for The Donald.

Election season.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, artisanal day walker at July 23, 2019 08:19 AM (NVYyb)

158 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2019 07:13 AM (wYseH)

I haven't read it either, but my observation is that there are at least two ways slavery damages an economy (from a purely practical aspect and without regards to the moral damage done).

First, it tends to kill the market for low-skilled labor by the unenslaved population, making it difficult for a poor free person to improve their financial and social position.

Also, as with most large/vanity purchases, the slave owners frequently seem to have budgeted only for the purchase price and not maintenance (this seems to be an aspect of human nature) causing them to eventually go bankrupt and flood the labor market even more. As practiced in America it was not a stable foundation to build on and it is economically destructive in the countries where it's practiced (in its various forms, whether legal or not) today as well.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 23, 2019 08:20 AM (uquGJ)

159 I found a Christmas gift for AtC....

Company unveils $1,500 flamethrower that will attach to your drone

https://tinyurl.com/yxmkdmmm

Posted by: Tami at July 23, 2019 08:21 AM (cF8AT)

160 >>Yeah that link seems a tad devoid of facts, not to mention with shades of anti-semitism. I am not saying your wrong or right, but I would NOT base anything on that link


I've been reading his twitter about this since it started, so I don't have a single link (and it's kinda exhausting to search his feed because self-promotion, etc.). Let's see what happens with the records release, I guess.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2019 08:21 AM (bDqIh)

161 The alt-left is now going full bore with the idea Trump is a lunatic, unable to distinguish between reality and whatever spouts out of his mouth in the moment. He's also insensitive, racist, a bore, and way too devoted to his family.

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Holy crap. Just imagine what the economy, domestic/foreign policy, and his approval ratings would be like if he weren't an idiotic insane idiot.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 23, 2019 08:21 AM (ZYCHb)

162 The "moon landings" began with Apollo 11, yet there's no 11 in a deck of cards. The main character in Full Metal Jacket is named "Joker" and a joker is in a deck of cards but isn't used. Kubrick gave us clues all over the place!
Posted by: FireHorse


If you subtract 11 from 52 you get 41.

41

It has George HW Bush's fingerprints all over it.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2019 08:24 AM (MOpDc)

163 Holy crap. Just imagine what the economy, domestic/foreign policy, and his approval ratings would be like if he weren't an idiotic insane idiot.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


Obamaconomy.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2019 08:24 AM (MOpDc)

164 The frustrating thing about Dershowitz is that after real world events make it obvious who will deep six him he continues to vote for them. He's not the only high exposure otherwise intelligent person who does that; Camille Paglia for example.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 23, 2019 08:27 AM (y7DUB)

165 A big self promoter who will get good press in some quarters. She must think she was born to be a star."

Indeed. She seems to suffer from "blonditzy" disease...

and yes, "slavery" damages economies - importing free labor has, throughout history, been an utter failure.

HB1 visas anyone?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 23, 2019 08:27 AM (6qErC)

166 That NRA article touches some of the things which I guess subconsciously, my brain has been saying 'That seems....off'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 08:27 AM (cqNba)

167 I don't see any news about Turdogan this morning. I guess that means he's not dead. Too bad.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 23, 2019 08:27 AM (hjaPQ)

168 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 23, 2019 08:20 AM (uquGJ)

Makes sense. The article also makes the point that slaves were perfectly unmotivated for obvious reasons, and did only the minimum to survive.

Reflexive defenses of the antebellum south usually end up being defenses of slavery, and that is simply pathetic.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2019 08:28 AM (wYseH)

169 That NRA article touches some of the things which I guess subconsciously, my brain has been saying 'That seems....off'

FWIW, the incestuous relationships described are the norm in DC circles...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 23, 2019 08:28 AM (6qErC)

170 Liz Sheld reports the DOJ wrote Mueller a letter reminding him to stay within the bounds of his (Weissmann's) report, and not to add any "new" color to the already clearly put statements. In other words, no shrugging, no winks, no ahems, and no implications that he would have preferred to roast PDJT over a slow fire, but for DOJ regulations on indicting a sitting President.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, artisanal day walker at July 23, 2019 08:29 AM (NVYyb)

171 Venezuela blames hoarders for Blackout in capital.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2019 08:29 AM (JFO2v)

172 Is this why Pence cancelled his NH tri a few weeks ago?

https://tinyurl.com/yxfuwe8m
Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2019 07:46 AM (bDqIh)


Jesus

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2019 08:29 AM (vEIlU)

173 Boris is the next PM.. well he has to be better than May I would think.

Posted by: IC at July 23, 2019 08:30 AM (fiC74)

174 "FWIW, the incestuous relationships described are the norm in DC circles..."

An unusual and non-traditional spelling of 'Baltimore'.

But...the Judges will allow it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 08:30 AM (cqNba)

175 The article also makes the point that slaves were perfectly unmotivated for obvious reasons, and did only the minimum to survive"

Not just survive, but thrive (as best they could) by creating "underground" societies...

Olmsted's tour of the South in the 1850s was illuminating...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 23, 2019 08:31 AM (6qErC)

176 "FWIW, the incestuous relationships described are the norm in DC circles..."

An unusual and non-traditional spelling of 'Baltimore'.

But...the Judges will allow it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 08:30 AM (cqNba)


In my neck of the woods, it's spelt "the Establishment of Your Betters"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 23, 2019 08:32 AM (BiNEL)

177 Venezuela blames hoarders for Blackout in capital.

--

(adjusts imaginary collar in comically exaggerated way)

I've heard of stealing electricity, but this is ridiculous!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 23, 2019 08:33 AM (ZYCHb)

178 >>@RodRosenstein
Replying to @eyokley @Scaramucci and rebeccarnelson

>>"Things are not always what they seem; the first appearance deceives many; the intelligence of a few perceives what has been carefully hidden." - Phaedrus (Plato)

That Plato was one smart dude.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2019 08:33 AM (K/2j/)

179 The outrage of animals with "WHITE" fur.

https://tinyurl.com/yyzp828r


Posted by: redridinghood at July 23, 2019 08:34 AM (RBOtF)

180 Has Comey responded to the Paul Sperry report at RealClearInvestigations?
Emo-spook, as Sheld calls him, stands accused of repeatedly lying to the President, conspiring (possibly) with top figures in the Obumbles administration, and placing a spy in the White House (hoping to gather info on PDJT that could be leaked illegally). He's also repeatedly accused of serial criminal behavior. Horowitz is coming Jimbo!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, artisanal day walker at July 23, 2019 08:34 AM (NVYyb)

181 I have grown increasingly reluctant to continue to be a member of the NRA. It seems those funds can be better used elsewhere.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2019 08:34 AM (Z/1Kk)

182 Venezuela blames hoarders for Blackout in capital.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2019 08:29 AM (JFO2v)


WTH is left to hoard in Venezuela.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 23, 2019 08:35 AM (BiNEL)

183 Slavery BAD
Welfare Good
Socialism Doulbleplusgood

Private ownership of people BAD.
Government ownership of people GOOD.

The Tragedy of the Commons applies to people too.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2019 08:35 AM (JFO2v)

184
29 Is Boris Johnson the British equivalent of a RINO?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 07:23 AM (H8QX

He's less RINO (TINO?) than Theresa May, but that's not a very high bar.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at July 23, 2019 08:36 AM (N4xQB)

185 Hey NYC's latest blackout are blamed on the utility by Cuomo and De Commie. I expect to see more down the road as the Green New Deal kicks in.

Posted by: Colin at July 23, 2019 08:36 AM (qmAGW)

186 Horowitz is coming Jimbo!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, artisanal day walker at July 23, 2019 08:34 AM (NVYyb)


Obligatory

#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 23, 2019 08:37 AM (BiNEL)

187 Is Boris Johnson the British equivalent of a RINO?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 07:23 AM (H8QX

He's less RINO (TINO?) than Theresa May, but that's not a very high bar.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at July 23, 2019 08:36 AM (N4xQB)

Some people grow in Office. We can only hope.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 08:37 AM (p0A33)

188 Hey NYC's latest blackout are blamed on the utility by Cuomo and De Commie."

Five bucks says they'll imitate the sayings of their ideological brothers in Venezuela...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 23, 2019 08:38 AM (6qErC)

189 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 23, 2019 08:20 AM

Reminds me of some work I did in undergrad. The campus racial rabble-rouser wrote a column in the school paper about how Republicans longed for the days of slavery and cheap labor or some such.

My response, also published (oddly enough, but the campus was years before wokeness) showed off some research about how slaves were anything BUT cheap labor. A person with slaves is responsible for every damned thing for that slave...housing, food, medical care, and so on. For larger plantations in the pre civil war South the labor force also had to be large enough to account for any churn...slave falls sick or dies, no one performs at 100% indefinitely, etc etc.

The economic issues were fairly plain even in the 18th century but they were clouded by cultural ones, as you mention...having a slave or slaves was a cultural signifier which made ignoring the economic disadvantages easier. Large-scale slaveowners tended to be comparatively wealthy so they could afford to ignore it, but again as you mention...a poor free man found his opportunities greatly limited in that environment.

To cap off my response I said these are issues that finally came to a head such that the Republican Party could be created to end the practice.

Racial rabble-rouser wrote some nonsense reply the following week but I was satisfied that the point was made.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 23, 2019 08:38 AM (TB7HE)

190 I don't see any news about Turdogan this morning. I guess that means he's not dead. Too bad.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 23, 2019 08:27 AM (hjaPQ)


48 hour rule, I think

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2019 08:39 AM (vEIlU)

191 Some people grow in Office."

Jerry Nadler?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 23, 2019 08:39 AM (6qErC)

192 Some people grow in Office."

Jerry Nadler?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 23, 2019 08:39 AM (6qErC)

I said grow, not explode

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 08:40 AM (p0A33)

193 a poor free man found his opportunities greatly limited in that environment. "

Indeed. Thus many yeomen farmers left Virginia and moved to...


Texas.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 23, 2019 08:40 AM (6qErC)

194 In the report, the Commission finds "Students of color as a whole, as well as by individual racial group, do not commit more disciplinable offenses than their white peers"

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Interesting wording.

$5 says it's the same approach the left takes with everything else.

If 12M of group X (total population 14M) does ______, but 15M of this group Y (total population 250M) does _____, too, then clearly group Y is the one you've got to worry about.

They do 1M more instances of _______, after all.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 23, 2019 08:40 AM (ZYCHb)

195 So Rev met with the mayor of the small town where he works. It is the poorest city in the county, about 75% Hispanic. The mayor said they are not a sanctuary city, but they never ask for papers or ID or anything from the Hispanics. He wanted Rev's help in bringing Anglos and Hispanics together because they seem to have an us-against-them mentality. Not asking citizenship questions might contribute to that, I'm thinking.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 23, 2019 08:41 AM (lwiT4)

196 Horowitz is coming Jimbo!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, artisanal day walker at July 23, 2019 08:34 AM (NVYyb)

Obligatory

#TwoWeeks
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 23, 2019 08:37 AM (BiNEL)



I last heard, "sometime in the fall".

He keeps getting more info and has to go over it. Drip drip.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2019 08:41 AM (vEIlU)

197 I think the Ehrenreich article is a case of a blind squirrel finding an acorn. The second half of the article about cells having "agency" and "making conscious decisions" is self-serving claptrap.

But here's the acorn, whigh IMO is spot on.

"How is a doctor -- or hospital or drug company -- to make money from essentially healthy patients? By subjecting them to tests and examinations that, in sufficient quantity, are bound to detect something wrong or at least worthy of follow-up."

I call this concept "defining disease downward"and it is the bane of modern medicine.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2019 08:41 AM (mvenn)

198 Morning JJ and the Horde!!!

Posted by: Jonah at July 23, 2019 08:42 AM (rXs0z)

199 "191 Some people grow in Office."

That's an even bigger crock than "only the good die young."

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 08:42 AM (H8QX8)

200 "How is a doctor -- or hospital or drug company -- to make money from essentially healthy patients? By subjecting them to tests and examinations that, in sufficient quantity, are bound to detect something wrong or at least worthy of follow-up."

I call this concept "defining disease downward"and it is the bane of modern medicine.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2019 08:41 AM (mvenn)

--

You hate doctors and medicine!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 23, 2019 08:42 AM (ZYCHb)

201 Liz Sheld reports the DOJ wrote Mueller a letter reminding him to stay within the bounds of his (Weissmann's) report, and not to add any "new" color to the already clearly put statements. In other words, no shrugging, no winks, no ahems, and no implications that he would have preferred to roast PDJT over a slow fire, but for DOJ regulations on indicting a sitting President.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, artisanal day walker at July 23, 2019 08:29 AM (NVYyb)


I took JackStraw at his word early on that Rod Rosenstein was riding herd on Mueller as far as making sure DJT didn't get torpedoed by any of those jizzmops. That wasn't an overwhelmingly popular attitude here, at all, but it got confirmed for me when that dickweed McCabe floated that preposterous story, backed up by no witnesses, about RR wearing a wire. And of course Mueller's report being a grudgingly and sneakily stated finding of no wrongdoing.

I think it's healthy to be skeptical of all federal apparatchiks who rise through the deep state ranks, but sometimes you can find someone trying to do the right thing when possible even when immersed in shit.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 23, 2019 08:43 AM (y7DUB)

202 "How is a doctor -- or hospital or drug company -- to make money from essentially healthy patients? By subjecting them to tests and examinations that, in sufficient quantity, are bound to detect something wrong or at least worthy of follow-up."

--

In all seriousness, though, that's a really great point.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 23, 2019 08:44 AM (ZYCHb)

203 182 Venezuela blames hoarders for Blackout in capital.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2019 08:29 AM (JFO2v)

WTH is left to hoard in Venezuela.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 23, 2019 08:35 AM (BiNEL)

hunger and misery

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2019 08:44 AM (JFO2v)

204 I have grown increasingly reluctant to continue to be a member of the NRA. It seems those funds can be better used elsewhere.


Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2019 08:34 AM

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I got the latest NRA fund raising letter and returned it with a note saying that until lapierre is removed I will not give them another dime and to take me off of all fundraising lists.


As I am a Patriot Life member and a very regular donor they just dried u a regular money source with all of this B$. If enough of us tell them why we are not renewing our membership or no longer donating, they might actually listen.

In the meantime I wonder what really is going on. The media is not exploiting this story like they usually do and that bothers me. This should be front page news 24/7 because the NRA is "evil" and they should be pouncing on it. In the back of my mind I fear that the left has it's hands in this entire mess somehow.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 23, 2019 08:44 AM (JUOKG)

205 Some people grow in Office."

That's an even bigger crock than "only the good die young."
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 08:42 AM (H8QX

I give you WSC and PDT

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 08:44 AM (p0A33)

206 Never a true Conservative as British PM, due to Socialized Health Care over there. Only so much you can do.

Brexit and Foreign Policy are our main concerns with the UK.

Posted by: Jonah at July 23, 2019 08:44 AM (rXs0z)

207 Boris Johnson, Britain's incoming prime minister, in his own colorful words

Boris Johnson, Britain's incoming prime minister, had once said his chances of becoming the country's leader were "about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive."
...

Two months before becoming foreign secretary, Johnson was named the winner of the Spectator's "most offensive Erdogan poem" competition, referring to Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan. The limerick Johnson wrote describes Erdogan engaged in a sex act with a goat.


the wapo then continues to cast Boris as a very racist bigot.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2019 08:45 AM (vEIlU)

208 Ivanka should have seen the response to the white dog nonsense coming a mile away. Maybe she did and didn't care. But she could have made a preemptive joke about it. If she had a sense of humor. No sign of that in her at all. That apple fell very, very far from the tree.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 08:45 AM (H8QX8)

209 He keeps getting more info and has to go over it. Drip drip.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2019 08:41 AM (vEIlU)


Or Deep State In Action Inaction?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 23, 2019 08:45 AM (BiNEL)

210 We are all slaves in this life.

Some just have longer leashes than others

The servitude we tolerate today, the chains of government, would have been insufferable to our Founders

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 23, 2019 08:46 AM (k81AA)

211 >>I took JackStraw at his word early on that Rod Rosenstein was riding herd on Mueller as far as making sure DJT didn't get torpedoed by any of those jizzmops. That wasn't an overwhelmingly popular attitude here, at all

I see you are applying for a rating of Grand Master of Understatement.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2019 08:46 AM (K/2j/)

212 204. Well said. NRA was solid in the 2000 and 2004 elections for Bush. Maybe they should move their HQ out of NOVA and the slums of D.C.

Go somewhere in the plains, and get back to business

Posted by: Jonah at July 23, 2019 08:47 AM (rXs0z)

213 Or Deep State In Action Inaction?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 23, 2019 08:45 AM (BiNEL)


that's always factored in

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2019 08:47 AM (vEIlU)

214 Ivanka should have seen the response to the white dog nonsense coming a mile away. Maybe she did and didn't care. But she could have made a preemptive joke about it. If she had a sense of humor. No sign of that in her at all. That apple fell very, very far from the tree.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice


Best response she could have made?

LOL Go Fuck Yourselves.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2019 08:48 AM (MOpDc)

215 Ivanka should have seen the response to the white dog nonsense coming a mile away. Maybe she did and didn't care. But she could have made a preemptive joke about it. If she had a sense of humor. No sign of that in her at all. That apple fell very, very far from the tree.

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"How dare you hateful, bigoted people look on a white dog as more beautiful than a black dog!"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 23, 2019 08:48 AM (ZYCHb)

216 I give you WSC and PDT
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 08:44 AM (p0A33)

I didn't say miracles don't occur. Only not with the frequency to establish an adage. And I'm not sure PDT has "grown in office." I think he's simply fulfilled the potential of his preexisting growth in office.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 08:48 AM (H8QX8)

217 Ivanka should have seen the response to the white dog nonsense coming a mile away. Maybe she did and didn't care. But she could have made a preemptive joke about it. If she had a sense of humor. No sign of that in her at all. That apple fell very, very far from the tree.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 08:45 AM (H8QX



I read what they said as the "white dog" is a "white male."

So, a black dog is a black man?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2019 08:48 AM (vEIlU)

218 My issue with Rosenstein was (and is) his signing of FISC renewals without due investigation of the predicates. Struck me then as conveniently self-serving ("I didn't know my direct reports were lying to me?!") and either nefarious or incompetent.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, artisanal day walker at July 23, 2019 08:49 AM (NVYyb)

219 bringing Anglos and Hispanics together because they seem to have an us-against-them mentality"

Hmm.

Wonder how that happened?

/sarc

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 23, 2019 08:49 AM (6qErC)

220 The servitude we tolerate today, the chains of government, would have been insufferable to our Founders

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 23, 2019 08:46 AM (k81AA)


What do you mean I have to register my horse..

and carry proof of insurance when riding?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 23, 2019 08:49 AM (BiNEL)

221 I see you are applying for a rating of Grand Master of Understatement.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2019 08:46 AM (K/2j/)


I've never been anemic for lack of irony.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 23, 2019 08:49 AM (y7DUB)

222 "How dare you hateful, bigoted people look on a white dog as more beautiful than a black dog!"
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 23, 2019 08:48 AM (ZYCHb)


what would they have said if it were a ginger, like an irish setter?

or mixed?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2019 08:49 AM (vEIlU)

223 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
23m
Guatemala, which has been forming Caravans and sending large numbers of people, some with criminal records, to the United States, has decided to break the deal they had with us on signing a necessary Safe Third Agreement. We were ready to go. Now we are looking at the "BAN,"Tariffs, Remittance Fees, or all of the above. Guatemala has not been good. Big U.S. taxpayer dollars going to them was cut off by me 9 months ago.


Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 23, 2019 08:50 AM (BqBId)

224 Looking through the woodpile report I found this:

"Lincoln won in 1860 with an absolute majority of electoral votes but only 39.8% of the popular vote. His presidency was declared illegitimate by the Democrats, seven states immediately seceded and formed the Confederacy, and the Civil War began a few weeks after Lincoln's inauguration. The parallels to our time are remarkable."

This is true but missing the fact that the popular vote was split among 4 candidates. Lincoln won the popular vote as well as the electoral college. Not a valid comparison with Trump.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at July 23, 2019 08:50 AM (0CeRG)

225 Going home late last night, suddenly I got a fright. Yeah, I looked through a window, and surprised what I saw - CBD with boots and dancing with a dwarf.
Alright now!

Posted by: John M. Osbourne at July 23, 2019 08:50 AM (gqM1B)

226 what would they have said if it were a ginger, like an irish setter?

or mixed?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2019 08:49 AM (vEIlU)

--

Or worse, black?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 23, 2019 08:50 AM (ZYCHb)

227 There is always an "expose" of the NRA going on. It gives all the natural non-joiners a new excuse not to send in dues this year. Much like the guys who want the universities burned down? Most of them just got a tuition bill.

Bush the First "broke" the NRA, remember? Anyone been around long enough to remember the Neal Knox affair? Yes, the inner circle of this large lobbying group is a buddy-ocracy. Their money gets channeled through well-connected friendly firms. This should not come as a shock. It's the very definition of GOPe. The biggest change, since the first Clinton term, is that there used to be Democrats in there, too.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 23, 2019 08:51 AM (8ZmvG)

228 Guatemala has not been good. Big U.S. taxpayer dollars going to them was cut off by me 9 months ago.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT


Good. Now they can hate us for free.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2019 08:51 AM (MOpDc)

229 Or worse, black?"

Led Zeppelin?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 23, 2019 08:51 AM (6qErC)

230 The Israeli security analyst linked by CBD above is an optimistic guy, at least on Iran.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, artisanal day walker at July 23, 2019 08:52 AM (NVYyb)

231 They're jumping Mariano Rivera hard because he's a Hispanic who's left their reservation. Might set a bad example for all the illegals they're trying to bring in.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2019 08:53 AM (6XLoz)

232 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
23m
Guatemala, which has been forming Caravans and sending large numbers of people, some with criminal records, to the United States, has decided to break the deal they had with us on signing a necessary Safe Third Agreement. We were ready to go. Now we are looking at the "BAN,"Tariffs, Remittance Fees, or all of the above. Guatemala has not been good. Big U.S. taxpayer dollars going to them was cut off by me 9 months ago.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 23, 2019 08:50 AM (BqBId)


They are trying to reap havoc and chaos. Like some guest said on one of those fox shows last night, this is their way of destroying "citizenship." Tearing it down. That is the plan.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2019 08:53 AM (vEIlU)

233 Posted by: John M. Osbourne at July 23, 2019 08:50 AM (gqM1B)
******
Actually your Name ought to be Terry(Geezer)Butler

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 23, 2019 08:55 AM (BqBId)

234 Muldoon, in answer to your question of how to make money off of essentially healthy patients: "Treat diseases, don't heal them."
I have a friend who has had chronic sinus infections that have grown resistant to the aniti-biotic the doctor has been using to treat them. Instead of cleaning her infection out the doctor has fiddle-fucked around with it for years, to the point that his "solution" is a new anti-biotic at dosages meant to once again "treat" and "manage" the infection - but not cure it.

Posted by: An Observation at July 23, 2019 08:55 AM (gdTDb)

235 Bitching about Ivana's white dog just makes the bitcher look like a loon.

Let the loons have their fit, it's just moving them further to the 'screaming in the streets' end of the spectrum.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2019 08:55 AM (oVJmc)

236 This is true but missing the fact that the popular vote was split among 4
candidates. Lincoln won the popular vote as well as the electoral
college. Not a valid comparison with Trump.


Tell that to the Democrats of the time. Your statement on the election is correct but the Democrats nevertheless used it as their pretext for war. Today's alt-left will similarly find some inaccurate fake-news pretext, if that's the direction they go.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, artisanal day walker at July 23, 2019 08:55 AM (NVYyb)

237 " WTH is left to hoard in Venezuela. "

"hunger and misery "

No need to horde that which is abundantly available.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 08:56 AM (cqNba)

238 By subjecting them to tests and examinations that, in sufficient quantity, are bound to detect something wrong or at least worthy of follow-up."
--
In all seriousness, though, that's a really great point.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

***************

Most especially in a third-party payer system. Where is the disincentive for ordering a low yield screening test to find a low impact condition if someone else is paying for it?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2019 08:56 AM (mvenn)

239 South Korea Fires Warning Shots As Russian, Chinese Military Planes Enter Airspace

South Korea has reportedly fired warning shots after Russian military planes violated the nation's airspace on Tuesday, according to South Korea's Defense Ministry.


daily wire

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2019 08:56 AM (vEIlU)

240 Everybody wants government spending cut.

But nobody wants their program cut.

Even if we appointed a dictator who had absolute power to cut any program--they''d kill him and refund the program in full before the ink was dry on his decree.

Even the most rock-ribbed Republican retiree becomes a big government liberal as soon as there's talk of cutting social security

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 23, 2019 08:56 AM (k81AA)

241 I just saw the video of New York street chimps dumping buckets of water on police who were trying to make an arrest. Appalling.

I don't understand why anyone would continue to work as a cop in NYC. Nor do I understand why any sentient human being would set foot in the place.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 23, 2019 08:57 AM (hjaPQ)

242 The Associated Press reported that, according to South Korea's Defense Ministry, "multiple Russian military planes violated the South Korean airspace off its east coast" and "Chinese military planes also intruded into South Korea's aerial identification zone."

South Korea reportedly scrambled fighter jets that fired the warning shots.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2019 08:57 AM (vEIlU)

243 " WTH is left to hoard in Venezuela. "

"hunger and misery "

No need to horde that which is abundantly available.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Kinda hard to horde electricity.

"Pssssst. Dude! I got this jar of 'lectricity. I'll let it go cheap!"

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2019 08:58 AM (MOpDc)

244 Where is the disincentive for ordering a low yield screening test to find a low impact condition if someone else is paying for it?"

So you're saying that by subsidizing (shoveling more cash) into and activity we can expect more of said activity?

Hmmm. (reviews other linkages from this AM)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 23, 2019 08:58 AM (6qErC)

245 >>Ivanka should have seen the response to the white dog nonsense coming a mile away. Maybe she did and didn't care. But she could have made a preemptive joke about it. If she had a sense of humor. No sign of that in her at all. That apple fell very, very far from the tree.


Eh, pretty much anything Ivanka does is politicized.
-- She joins a DC healthclub and the owner posts an open letter to her saying she wants the opportunity to tell Ivanka how harmful dad is before she can sign up for spincycle classes
-- She order jwerelry online and the vendor writes a note saying that she will donate all profits from the sale to some progressive org. because she hates Trump - and she posts a picture of this online
-- Ivanka posts a picture of her youngest kid playing in the halls of the West Wing and there's outrage about Ivanka being privileged to do that, that she is insensitive to working women who can't afford childcare

If Ivanka considered the Lefty response to every life decision, and took the time to respond to their outrage du jour, it would take all of her time. It's healthy she has no f#cks to give to the people who will rage at whatever she does.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2019 08:58 AM (bDqIh)

246 38 "larval Scalias"????

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2019 07:27 AM (bDqIh)

Baby Scalias?Posted by: Tami at July 23, 2019 07:28 AM (cF8AT)

I suspect he means fetal.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2019 08:58 AM (Xf2dJ)

247 Trump is trying his damndest


Trump Gives ICE New Powers To Crackdown On Illegal Immigration

The Trump administration has finalized a plan that will allow Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to rapidly deport illegal aliens by bypassing immigration courts in situations where an illegal alien is unable to prove that they have been present in the United States continuously for at least two years.



Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2019 08:58 AM (vEIlU)

248 Good. Now they can hate us for free.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2019 08:51 AM (MOpDc)
--------------

Yeah, before, we were paying them to hate us.

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 23, 2019 08:58 AM (WEBkv)

249 I just saw the video of New York street chimps dumping buckets of water on police who were trying to make an arrest.

In my opinion, and I am not kidding, cops should have defended themselves and that includes deadly force.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 08:59 AM (p0A33)

250 When voters stand tall and demand Social Security and Medicare be cut, then I'll start to believe the government might actually reduce spending. In other words, never will happen.


Until we can't borrow any more, or print more money.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, artisanal day walker at July 23, 2019 08:59 AM (NVYyb)

251 >>"Things are not always what they seem; the first appearance deceives many; the intelligence of a few perceives what has been carefully hidden." - Phaedrus (Plato)
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The 'Mooch is Q? It's all making sense now... 17

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at July 23, 2019 08:59 AM (6b6MO)

252 >>My issue with Rosenstein was (and is) his signing of FISC renewals without due investigation of the predicates. Struck me then as conveniently self-serving ("I didn't know my direct reports were lying to me?!") and either nefarious or incompetent.

There is another option.

I've said till I am blue in the face, which actually looks rather fetching on me, to watch Rosenstein's testimony to the House Judiciary Committee on June 28, 2018. Specifically, his response to Rep Matt Gaetz about the FISA renewal application.

Rosenstein was not the affiant. That was someone in the FBI. And Rosenstein made it very clear that he knew his actions were being reviewed by Horowitz whose investigation was already underway at the time and he was quite comfortable that he did the right thing and apparently Horowitz agreed. Barr too as he gave Rosenstein the biggest retirement ceremony any DAG has ever received.

I get that Rosenstein was hammered by guys like Jordan and Gates and Meadows as part of the coup. They are good guys and stalwart Trump defenders. They were also wrong about Rosenstein.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2019 09:00 AM (K/2j/)

253 talk of cutting social security"

Because no one talks about cutting it.

Cutting the payouts whilst maintaining the collections is...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 23, 2019 09:00 AM (6qErC)

254 In my opinion, and I am not kidding, cops should have defended themselves and that includes deadly force.
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I agree.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 23, 2019 09:00 AM (hjaPQ)

255 "Kinda hard to horde electricity. "

Once you steal it, you gotta have a place to stash it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 09:00 AM (cqNba)

256 Even the most rock-ribbed Republican retiree becomes a big government liberal as soon as there's talk of cutting social security

Depends on age. Most Gen Xers have grown up assuming Social Security would be dead before we saw any of it, hence 401Ks and such. Millennials who are situationally aware (ie, conservative) think the same way. So it should be possible to phase it out as the Boomers and anyone left from before that pass.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2019 09:01 AM (6XLoz)

257 Once you steal it, you gotta have a place to stash it."

Careful, Elon will try to sell batteries to Venezuela. Paid for by US taxpayers, of course...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 23, 2019 09:01 AM (6qErC)

258 Quarterback Mark Sanchez is putting away his helmet and heading to ABC/ESPN to be a college football analyst, The Post has learned.

Hope he is better at that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 09:01 AM (p0A33)

259 When voters stand tall and demand Social Security and Medicare be cut,
then I'll start to believe the government might actually reduce
spending.



Old people vote. I bet you couldn't find half a dozen old people who would vote to cut their Social Security checks.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 23, 2019 09:02 AM (lwiT4)

260

The Shaky Standing of Mueller's Footnotes
https://tinyurl.com/y5b62q25

interesting little read

rcp investigations

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2019 09:02 AM (vEIlU)

261 On the bright side, I got to keep my doctor.

Wait, nevermind. I didn't.

Oh well. At least my premiums and deductibles didn't double with no change in my health.

Wait a minute...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 23, 2019 09:02 AM (ZYCHb)

262 I bet you couldn't find half a dozen old people who would vote to cut their Social Security checks."

Sure you could. Just give them back every dime confiscated from their labor...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 23, 2019 09:03 AM (6qErC)

263 Even the most rock-ribbed Republican retiree becomes a big government liberal as soon as there's talk of cutting social security

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Why should they, though? No one with the ability to save money and pay off what we owe has any interest in doing it, so we're going to hit that wall at full speed anyway.

Remember, we haven't passed a budget in this century.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 23, 2019 09:04 AM (ZYCHb)

264 Venezuela blames Kulaks for Blackout in capital.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2019 09:04 AM (JFO2v)

265 What I really love about the City Journal article on mass incarceration is the underlying retrograde belief facts matter. This is woke politics, and facts are so last generation.


Nowadays, the Demofascists are all about articles of alt-left faith and Maoist self-criticisms.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, artisanal day walker at July 23, 2019 09:05 AM (NVYyb)

266 Careful, Elon will try to sell batteries to Venezuela. Paid for by US taxpayers, of course...

Elon's staring down the barrel of accusations that he's involved in Mexican smuggling cartels (hence his interest in tunnel boring machines) as well as Sarbannes-Oxley non-compliance (he personally threatened and fired a whistleblower who'd cannily followed SOX to the letter).

Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2019 09:05 AM (6XLoz)

267 Sure you could. Just give them back every dime confiscated from their labor...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 23, 2019 09:03 AM (6qErC)



My mother-in-law worked about 8 days in her whole life. She got fired from Jewel-Osco as one of their sample ladies. She ate too many of the samples. She collected Social Security till she died. The government got the raw end of that deal.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 23, 2019 09:05 AM (lwiT4)

268 253 talk of cutting social security"

Because no one talks about cutting it.

Cutting the payouts whilst maintaining the collections is...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 23, 2019 09:00 AM (6qErC)

Inevitable? Yes, I think that's the word.

Posted by: Someguy at July 23, 2019 09:05 AM (W3Hl2)

269 262 I bet you couldn't find half a dozen old people who would vote to cut their Social Security checks."

Sure you could. Just give them back every dime confiscated from their labor...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 23, 2019 09:03 AM (6qErC)

I am out about 360k last time I looked. I will take 50% CIA.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2019 09:06 AM (JFO2v)

270 And I certainly don't want some retiree's SS cut just so Shaniqua can buy more energy drinks with her EBT card.

Across the board or nothing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 23, 2019 09:06 AM (ZYCHb)

271 Old people vote. I bet you couldn't find half a dozen old people who would vote to cut their Social Security checks.

Exactly right. Even rich retirees won't vote for that.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, artisanal day walker at July 23, 2019 09:06 AM (NVYyb)

272 In my opinion, and I am not kidding, cops should have defended themselves and that includes deadly force.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2019 08:59 AM (p0A33)


yep, it could have been acid

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2019 09:06 AM (vEIlU)

273 Depends on age. Most Gen Xers have grown up assuming Social Security would be dead before we saw any of it, hence 401Ks and such. Millennials who are situationally aware (ie, conservative) think the same way. So it should be possible to phase it out as the Boomers and anyone left from before that pass.
Posted by: Ian S.


Then quit taking it from them now by threat of gunpoint.

And the thought of it being dead started long before Gen X'ers. I know tail end boomers that think that. Yet the government keeps taking and taking the money.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2019 09:06 AM (MOpDc)

274 Remember, we haven't passed a budget in this century."

FWIW, the proposed 2020 has something like 2.7 T in cuts - so not likely to pass the trough, er, Congress.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 23, 2019 09:07 AM (6qErC)

275 Old people vote. I bet you couldn't find half a dozen old people who would vote to cut their Social Security checks.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 23, 2019 09:02 AM (lwiT4)
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Not collecting yet, but if offered the option of cutting now to avoid losing more later, sign me up.

But, then again, my wife and I understand math and know that losing 10% now is better than losing 40% later.

Though, I can make the case that cutting back SS won't matter, because politicians will spend the money elsewhere.

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 23, 2019 09:07 AM (WEBkv)

276 I don't understand why anyone would continue to work as a cop in NYC. Nor do I understand why any sentient human being would set foot in the place.
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Mostly for the sweet bennies...

Posted by: Peace Officer's Union, NYPD local #234 at July 23, 2019 09:07 AM (6b6MO)

277 253
talk of cutting social security"



Because no one talks about cutting it.



Cutting the payouts whilst maintaining the collections is...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 23, 2019 09:00 AM (6qErC)


If they returned it to what it was originally where the only people who could collect it were the ones who contributed to it would help a lot. LBJ turned it into just another welfare program in which anyone could collect.

Posted by: Vic at July 23, 2019 09:07 AM (mpXpK)

278 Remember, we haven't passed a budget in this century."

FWIW, the proposed 2020 has something like 2.7 T in cuts - so not likely to pass the trough, er, Congress.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 23, 2019 09:07 AM (6qErC)

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Lather, rinse, repeat.

Meanwhile we're still spending Obama's one time $800B "stimulus" each and every year via continuing resolutions.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 23, 2019 09:08 AM (ZYCHb)

279 cutting back SS won't matter, because politicians will spend the money elsewhere.


Exactly.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 23, 2019 09:08 AM (lwiT4)

280 Tell that to the Democrats of the time. Your statement on the election is correct but the Democrats nevertheless used it as their pretext for war. Today's alt-left will similarly find some inaccurate fake-news pretext, if that's the direction they go.

I agree with you on the argument during Lincoln's time, I just disagree with it being a valid pro-Trump comparison.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at July 23, 2019 09:08 AM (0CeRG)

281 Then quit taking it from them now by threat of gunpoint."

This.

I've paid far, far more into SS than I ever will see, so no, I'll take it - until someone in Congress says to give me back what they took.

(I'd say with interest, but that's just wishcasting)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 23, 2019 09:09 AM (6qErC)

282 Old people vote. I bet you couldn't find half a dozen old people who would vote to cut their Social Security checks.



Why should they? That money was stolen from them by the government.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2019 09:09 AM (MOpDc)

283 A gazillion dollars in the budget and not a dime for the wall.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 23, 2019 09:09 AM (FiUMj)

284 Heh, he and his campaign team are not letting up:

@TrumpWarRoom

Rep. Rashida Tlaib said "I'm more Palestinian in the halls of Congress than I am anywhere in the world."

Tlaib said her roots to the West Bank are "still very strong," adding, "I'm going to be a voice for them" in Congress.

Why not be a voice for the Americans who elected you?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 23, 2019 09:09 AM (bDqIh)

285 271
Old people vote. I bet you couldn't find half a dozen old people who would vote to cut their Social Security checks.

Exactly right. Even rich retirees won't vote for that.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, artisanal day walker at July 23, 2019 09:06 AM (NVYyb)

I collect the maximum SS and it is chicken feed. If I had to live on SS I would starve. After they take out for medicare there is nothing left.

Posted by: Vic at July 23, 2019 09:10 AM (mpXpK)

286 If they returned it to what it was originally where the only people who could collect it were the ones who contributed to it would help a lot."

Yep.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 23, 2019 09:10 AM (6qErC)

287 If they returned it to what it was originally where the only people who could collect it were the ones who contributed to it would help a lot. LBJ turned it into just another welfare program in which anyone could collect.
Posted by: Vic at July 23, 2019 09:07 AM (mpXpK)


forcing both parents to work in many instances

relying on one ss check nowadays, with a spouse staying at home and raising the kids can be very difficult. Even the public schools are demanding money for this and that.

Everything has gotten expensive for those that want to raise a family, and not just one kid.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 23, 2019 09:10 AM (vEIlU)

288 I've said till I am blue in the face, which actually looks rather fetching on me...
Posted by: JackStraw

********

That's hawt!

Posted by: A lonely Smurf at July 23, 2019 09:10 AM (mvenn)

289 "Why not be a voice for the Americans who elected you?"


That's not who we are she is.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 09:10 AM (cqNba)

290 I expect to work long past SS age, whatever that is. What the hell else would I do?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, artisanal day walker at July 23, 2019 09:10 AM (NVYyb)

291 SS is a great deal for low income people. It's a wash for middle income. Anyone $70Kish or above (in today's dollars) over their lifetime is getting raped.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 23, 2019 09:11 AM (FiUMj)

292 Politicians are already spending the shit out of the SS collections. By law that money has to be put in government bonds, which then go into the general fund.

The Ponzi scheme is at the tail end.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at July 23, 2019 09:11 AM (TB7HE)

293 247 ACLU and some other illegal immigrants group announced filing of lawsuits this morning.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 23, 2019 09:11 AM (5mOAk)

294 I collect the maximum SS"

Which is less than what you paid.

Some deal, huh?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 23, 2019 09:11 AM (6qErC)

Monday Overnight Open Thread (7/22/19)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I


"We will be working the U.K. They'll have a new prime minister soon, which is a good thing and we'll be working with the U.K., but we have no written agreement, but I think we have an agreement, which is longstanding," Trump said. "This only goes to show what I'm saying about Iran—trouble—nothing but trouble." President Donald J. Trump


Quote II

Again, by all means his opponents can, if they so wish, ridicule, caricature, and blast Trump and hope he fails. But after trying for nearly three years to destroy the president and prematurely remove him by any means necessary before a scheduled election, please do not appeal to the better angels of our nature—while deploring the new “unpresidential” behavior of Donald J. Trump for lashing out at those who sought to reduce him to a common criminal, pervert, traitor, dunce, and Satanic figure. Victor Davis Hanson


Quote III

“There’s all sorts of different ways to do capitalism. There’s the kind of maximization of shareholder value. There’s the more stakeholder value perspective… that fundamentally affects how public and private come together. That’s what I think needs completely rebooting rather than to start calling things socialism.” Mariana Mazzucatos

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I'm sure you have heard, "Why don't you go play in the freeway." We all knew it what it meant. Meet the "child" who took that advice.

In 2017, Flores filed a lawsuit against the driver, the city and county of San Diego, the University of California, San Diego, and the UC Board of Regents.

Flores's attorney, Jerold Sullivan, argued that while his client accepted her responsibility for the accident, others shared blame as well. Sullivan claimed that according to Flores, campus officials had encouraged the protest, did not control it, and failed to warn students of the danger of walking onto the freeway.

According to the UC San Diego student newspaper, the Guardian, the lawsuit stated, "The protest continued all over campus for hours and was never stopped, controlled, or refrained by the County of San Diego, City of San Diego, State of California, University of California Regents, or the University of California, San Diego."


Too stupid not to play in the freeway, perhaps too stupid to attend college. Just thinking out loud.


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Not only is he a fat f*ck. He's a whiny fat f*ck.

Bob Beckel says his departure from Fox News wasn’t all it appeared to be.

The former Fox News contributor claimed over the weekend that his termination from Fox News in 2017 was actually orchestrated to get him out rather than the result of an insensitive remark he had allegedly made.

Beckel spoke about his firing on “The Weekend Report” on St. Louis-based KFTK 97.1 FM Saturday, acknowledging that he was violating his confidentiality agreement in doing so even though he had told producers ahead that he wouldn’t be able to answer questions about his termination due to legal reasons.

“I figured he wouldn’t be able to talk about it, you know,” TWR host Tony Colombo told The Daily Caller.

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I have new found respect for Northwestern's football coach Pat Fitzgerald.

Northwestern football coach Pat Fitzgerald isn’t a big fan of phones and social media.

The rising coaching star went viral over the weekend after Rick Tarsitano posted a video from Big 10 media days. In the video, the Wildcats leader ripped into social media and people addicted to their cell phones when talking about the decline in attendance.

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On Wednesday the old, doddering Robert Mueller is scheduled to testify to congress. Here Mark Dice takes a look at the Russia investigation.


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Quite the wedding reception crasher. President Trump pops in at wedding reception.

President Donald Trump crashed a Make America Great Again-themed wedding at his Bedminster, New Jersey golf club Saturday night.

The wedding was complete with red hat-wearing guests and “Trump 2020” flags in the reception hall.

PJ Mongelli and Nicole Marie, who tied the knot at Trump National Golf Club Bedminster, are both “huge Trump fans,” TMZ reported. Nicole Marie reportedly sent several invitations to the president hoping he would come, “including a booklet that showcased encounters that she had with him, including rallies and Trump parties,” according to TMZ.

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Every woman has the right to a wax, of her scrotum.

Biological women will never understand the struggles trans women face every day. Have they ever had another woman turn her nose up at the mere sight of their big hairy ball sack? Of course not. Cis women need to learn to know their place.


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A race for the ages. Called by Bob Menery.


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The 2020 presidential race is getting interesting.


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One of the great things about America is the right to pick up and move where you want to. Wealthy New Yorkers are fleeing in numbers to Miami.

Call it fight and flight.

Affluent New Yorkers, financially distressed by recent changes to the nation’s tax laws, are bucking the Big Apple’s high costs and heading for an economic paradise — Florida’s Miami-Dade County area.

The famed resort is luring the disgruntled urbanites with the prospect of a considerable annual tax and cost-of-living savings of between $20,000 to $120,000 for high earners.

One tongue-in-cheek sales campaign for 5,000 residential units and other properties in a tony Miami suburb has even posted the letter of resignation New Yorkers can sign and deliver to family.

“After careful thought and consideration, I’ve officially decided to leave the Big Apple to move to the true apple of my eye: Downtown Doral in Florida,” states the boilerplate letter on the Unhappy New Yorkers website of Downtown Doral.

Will the new immigrants vote themselves the tax and spenders into office?


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The Commandant of the Marine Corps Just Changed the Game

When one’s life is spent thinking about American Seapower—specifically, its importance to the security and prosperity of the nation and how best to provide more of it more effectively—a great number of articles, papers, speeches, doctrines, concepts, and statements must be digested and sometimes produced. The overwhelming number of these efforts are pedestrian, self-evident, banal, controversial for the sake of being so, and or repetitive. And while the cause of American Seapower is advanced by some of them, the gains made are glacial and incremental. Until now.

The Commandant of the Marine Corps, General David Berger, recently issued the single most consequential bit of thinking to guide American Seapower since the series of articles and briefings that accompanied the Maritime Strategy of the 1980’s. Known as the Commandant’s Planning Guidance, the document is by definition, Berger’s statement of intent for the next four years, and the kind of thing new service chiefs promulgate in order to align their services behind their vision. If that were all this document is, it would be worth reading, if for no other reason than as is customary with the Marine Corps, 180,000 plus Marines and their enablers will read it and cite it as gospel. But that is not all it is. This guidance is a roadmap for the embrace of Integrated American Seapower, considerable Department of the Navy reform, tectonic shifts in the Marine Corps narrative, and innovative capability evolution. As soon as the new CNO (VADM Mike Gilday) is in office, he, Berger, and Secretary Spencer should head off to some secluded hideaway for ten days and figure out how to expand this guidance into authoritative vision for the entire Department. It is that good, it is that insightful.


***


Unfortunately, Mrs. Mis. Hum. and I moved in the last year. But if we hadn't I could see moving here.

Anyone in the market for an offbeat, one-of-a-kind home that will have friends and family talking for years should look no further than the former gun tower for sale in Pembrokeshire, on the southwestern coast of Wales.

It’s in need of a little work – okay, a lot of work – but it could be a unique, three-story waterfront home for someone with a little vision and a whole lot of elbow grease. The property is going for a relative song, a mere 70,000 pounds; usually a vacation home on the water goes for many time that amount and is being marketed by Zoopla.com

The gun tower was constructed in 1851 to defend the Royal Dockyard from potential invaders. It has three levels, and the guns mounted on top are original. The possibilities for renovations are limitless.


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Remind me again why we are allies of Turkey.

ANKARA (Reuters) – Turkey would retaliate against what it called an unacceptable threat of U.S. sanctions over Ankara’s purchase of Russian S-400 missile defenses, its foreign minister said on Monday, adding he thinks President Donald Trump wants to avoid such measures.

Turkey began receiving deliveries of the surface-to-air S-400 systems earlier this month, prompting the United States to begin removing the NATO ally from its F-35 stealth fighter program over security concerns.

“If the United States portrays an adversarial attitude towards us, we will take retaliatory measures, as we’ve told them. This is not a threat or a bluff,” Foreign Minister Mevlut Cavusoglu said in an interview with broadcaster TGRT Haber.


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The ONT Musical Interlude


For the 'ettes who are 29..........



Born on this day: July 22, 1943 - Bobby Sherman
Bobby Sherman, US singer, (1969 US No.3 single 'Little Woman' and six other US Top 30 hits). via thisdayinmusic.com


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On this day: July 22, 1979 - Little Richard
Little Richard now known as the Reverend Richard Pennman told his congregation about the evils of rock & roll music, declaring 'If God can save an old homosexual like me, he can save anybody.' via thisdayinmusic.com

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Nothing says "We are serious about crime" unless you are a Genius Award Winner.

The Royal Canadian Mounted Police in British Columbia have apologized after livestreaming a press conference on the murder of an American woman and an Australian man on Facebook Live with an augmented reality “cat filter” turned on, per the Daily Beast.

According to BuzzFeed News, Sergeant Janelle Shoihet said during the conference on Friday that police had determined the deaths of 24-year-old North Carolina woman Chynna Noelle Deese and her 23-year-old Australian boyfriend, Lucas Robertson Fowler, were “suspicious.” The couple was found shot and killed near their 1986 Chevrolet van alongside Highway 97 on July 15, with Canadian authorities calling for anyone who saw the couple, the van, or were in the area at the time to contact them for help with the investigation.


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Cloaked in secrecy is Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

An anonymous donor has gifted $25 million to the Children's Hospital of Los Angeles to support the expansion of the hospital's Neurological Institute and an overhaul of its Interventional Radiology diagnostic and treatment space.


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Wagers.

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1 As battle draws close, those subject to its terrors turn to God for guidance and protection. Rudyard Kipling's "Hymn Before Action."

https://tinyurl.com/HymnBeforeAction

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at July 22, 2019 10:28 PM (iWdPA)

2 I demand promptness.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 22, 2019 10:28 PM (w7U7L)

3 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Bert G at July 22, 2019 10:28 PM (OMsf+)

4 Better late than never!

Posted by: Gmac - Winning never gets old, like me ... But I'm still winning dammit! at July 22, 2019 10:29 PM (qZdIZ)

5 Whoohoo!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 22, 2019 10:29 PM (PkVlr)

6 I admit, I was getting the shakes.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2019 10:29 PM (Z/1Kk)

7 More like tomorrow's early early morning thread!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 10:29 PM (YcLo4)

8 You rang, m'lord?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 22, 2019 10:29 PM (7WaWV)

9
Finally.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 10:29 PM (13CQC)

10 Lovely picture. I'm all about the mountains. I will take this view any day. Ya'll can have your beach. This is Heaven to me.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 22, 2019 10:31 PM (dUJdY)

11 top 20!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 22, 2019 10:32 PM (438dO)

12 Happy Monday, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 22, 2019 10:32 PM (TdMsT)

13 Top 15

Posted by: a dude in at July 22, 2019 10:32 PM (SxBH1)

14 Top 50,000?

Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 10:32 PM (tVQUs)

15 Nice pic!
Going to Montana soonGonna be a dental floss tycoon

not sure if it is Montana.. but kinda looks like it could be..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 22, 2019 10:33 PM (438dO)

16
You rang, m'lord?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto



Ever watch that show? It was hilariously unhilarious.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 22, 2019 10:33 PM (Jy6ww)

17 And btw... I HATED that stupid song by Bobby Sherman. Someone finally does a song with Julie in the title and this is the best they can do? Horrible song.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 22, 2019 10:33 PM (dUJdY)

18 What happened?

Kurt Russell was here, and then, *gone!*

It's like he Escaped!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 10:34 PM (sy5kK)

19 yallo

Posted by: vmom check out this KU deal at July 22, 2019 10:34 PM (dm05u)

20 I have never gotten a first, but I am pretty sure I have come in dead last several times...

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 22, 2019 10:35 PM (h1jJh)

21 If PDT was invited to the reception, then he didn't "crash" it.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 10:35 PM (NWiLs)

22 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at July 22, 2019 10:36 PM (JFzNN)

23 yallo
Posted by: vmom

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For no particular reason, your post reminded me of this:

https://youtu.be/KmtzQCSh6xk

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2019 10:37 PM (Z/1Kk)

24 When I hear the word "stakeholder" I reach for my gun.

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2019 10:37 PM (sdi6R)

25 I heard an interview with the wedding couple Trump surprised.. OMG.. this gal had Joisy accent to beat all!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 22, 2019 10:37 PM (438dO)

26 Thanks for the ONT.

From the last thread:

447 "Kurt Russell ... knows how to spot a good script"

Um.
Posted by: 'Soldier' at July 22, 2019 10:11 PM (ykYG2)

I actually liked Soldier. It is not exactly fantastic movie, but I saw what they were going for and it was done reasonably well. Decent turns by Gary Busey and Jason Isaacs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 10:37 PM (CR79h)

27 >>> 21 If PDT was invited to the reception, then he didn't "crash" it.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 10:35 PM (NWiLs)

HE DID TOO CRASH IT!!

AND THAT'S A BANANA YOU'RE HOLDING!!1!

Posted by: This... is CNN at July 22, 2019 10:37 PM (0ReGO)

28 It would be a Miracle if there are no more Kurt Russell comments after this.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 10:38 PM (n13/j)

29 Awwwww! I read content!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at July 22, 2019 10:38 PM (Vy7tf)

30 I almost mistook this for the Early Morning Thread.

Howzit, Horde?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 22, 2019 10:39 PM (QzJWU)

31 Overboard had that line near the end about why are you serving people? Funny stuff.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 10:39 PM (PUmDY)

32 Isn't Trump profiting by having couples book his Bedminster Golf Club for their wedding--on the off-chance that he'll show up?

We must investigate!!

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 10:39 PM (o1fzk)

33 when you freeze to death after the Green New Deal results in no electricity for heat in -30 degree winter nights.
As Foghorn Leghorn might say, nice kid but 4 or 5 eggs short of a dozen.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 22, 2019 10:39 PM (ZqRa6)

34 any more news on Erdogan?

Posted by: Bookdoc at July 22, 2019 10:39 PM (PzBTm)

35 I always assumed Beckel got fired because he was an obnoxious, unlikeable drunk.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 22, 2019 10:40 PM (+lVUW)

36 I did not know that Pile of Crap had announced.

Old Crappie, we used to call him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 10:40 PM (CR79h)

37 I actually liked Soldier. It is not exactly
fantastic movie, but I saw what they were going for and it was done
reasonably well. Decent turns by Gary Busey and Jason Isaacs.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 10:37 PM (CR79h)

I recall an 80s film called Soldier. It was pretty gory mercenary type stuff.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 10:40 PM (n13/j)

38 Things are very upside down in the old homestead right now. Hubby is on the couch yelling at the TV while son is sleeping in his bed. LOL.. Gonna be a long 2 weeks. Night all. I think I need some peace and quiet.

Stay safe.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 22, 2019 10:40 PM (dUJdY)

39 CaliGirl, was Kurt the one who fixed up the Union Hotel bar in Los Alamos, or did he just own it for a while? Or was that Pico that he owned?

Posted by: rhomboid at July 22, 2019 10:40 PM (QDnY+)

40 If I weren't so unfortunately named, I'd probably be at least 15 points ahead by now.

Posted by: Steaming Pileofcrap at July 22, 2019 10:40 PM (tVQUs)

41

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 22, 2019 10:39 PM (QzJWU)


Hi Jim--I just realized I never emailed you the photo I promised. I plead the busy-ness of life...

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 22, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)

42

One of the Neville Brothers is mort. Art.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 22, 2019 10:41 PM (Jy6ww)

43 and do we get points if we figure out which mountain Michael Moore is hiding behind?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 22, 2019 10:41 PM (ZqRa6)

44 G'night, all. Tomorrow comes too soon.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at July 22, 2019 10:41 PM (KsvNd)

45 Geoffrey Elfwick is hilarious.

Posted by: Splunge at July 22, 2019 10:41 PM (ed8K1)

46 Vampires make the best stakeholders.

Posted by: Halfwise at July 22, 2019 10:41 PM (kLxSO)

47
Oh wow... an adult actress just followed me on Twitter. Lucky sign?

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 22, 2019 10:41 PM (GtG/j)

48 With the new ONT policy of spotlighting great musical artists on their birthday, we look forward with building anticipation to February 18th!

Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistry Appreciation Associationists, AoSHQ Coven at July 22, 2019 10:41 PM (uL22A)

49 Shorter VDH: LOLGF to

Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 22, 2019 10:42 PM (87EdW)

50 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 22, 2019 10:42 PM (arJlL)

51 40 If I weren't so unfortunately named, I'd probably be at least 15 points ahead by now.
Posted by: Steaming Pileofcrap at July 22, 2019 10:40 PM (tVQUs)

I was told I had a chance in '12......

Posted by: Ham Sammich at July 22, 2019 10:42 PM (SxBH1)

52 If PDT was invited to the reception, then he didn't "crash" it.
Posted by: Insomniac


What if he didn't RSVP?

Miss Manners? We need an adjudication, here...

Posted by: mikeski at July 22, 2019 10:43 PM (P1f+c)

53 43 and do we get points if we figure out which mountain Michael Moore is hiding behind?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 22, 2019 10:41 PM (ZqRa6)


I believe the mountain is hiding behind Mr. Moore.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 22, 2019 10:43 PM (TdMsT)

54 27 >>> 21 If PDT was invited to the reception, then he didn't "crash" it.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 10:35 PM (NWiLs)

HE DID TOO CRASH IT!!

AND THAT'S A BANANA YOU'RE HOLDING!!1!
Posted by: This... is CNN at July 22, 2019 10:37 PM (0ReGO)


When you're right, you're right.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at July 22, 2019 10:43 PM (ed8K1)

55 ok it was The Soldier. OMG, the cinematography was just awful. you can see it on youtube.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 10:43 PM (n13/j)

56 My daughter and i will be driving through Liard Hot Springs, B.C. where the two people were killed.

Anybody here driven through there before? Is this a serial killer type of thing? We are driving to her new job in Juneau. Maybe I will bring a shotgun along...

Posted by: clutch at July 22, 2019 10:44 PM (Z3oWA)

57 Much ONT.
Climate twit is an idiot.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 10:44 PM (axyOa)

58 I've never had a woman "turn her nose up at the mere sight of my big, hairy ball sack"... A few jaw drops, and the like... That's about it...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 22, 2019 10:44 PM (7WaWV)

59 Ladyl...no worries, ma'am.

Send it along and I'll give it my best effort!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 22, 2019 10:45 PM (QzJWU)

60 When I was first elected to the Senate I got the nickname "Mr. Clean". Needless to say, it didn't stick.

Posted by: Steaming Pileofcrap at July 22, 2019 10:45 PM (tVQUs)

61 See a Kipling, raise a Kipling. This one's been on the mind for a while.

Hymn of Breaking Strain - http://www.kiplingsociety.co.uk/poems_strain.htm

Posted by: Brother Cavil, something something punk at July 22, 2019 10:45 PM (lLeln)

62 Erdogan - dead man?


Reminds me of a story I cannot tell involving death of a foreign head of state and how the newz first reached our guvamint. Both State and CIA desk officers answered a question about his death with "what, he died? huh? what happened?". Private family and informal networks sometimes cannot be matched for moving info.



Posted by: rhomboid at July 22, 2019 10:45 PM (QDnY+)

63 Funny Farm had some funny lines as well. We will pay you to act like normal people. Cue the deer.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 10:45 PM (PUmDY)

64 an adult actress just followed me on Twitter

we're going to have to call you 'Serious Penis'.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 22, 2019 10:45 PM (ykYG2)

65 51 40 If I weren't so unfortunately named, I'd probably be at least 15 points ahead by now.
Posted by: Steaming Pileofcrap at July 22, 2019 10:40 PM (tVQUs)

I was told I had a chance in '12......
Posted by: Ham Sammich at July 22, 2019 10:42 PM (SxBH1)


Just like politics is downstream of culture, a steaming pileofcrap is downstream of a ham sammich.

Posted by: zombie Andrew Breitbart at July 22, 2019 10:45 PM (sy5kK)

66 The Ctrl Shift Face guys should do a deep fake version of They Live with Kurt Russell in Roddy's place.

Not that Roddy could or should be replaced, but in some not too distant parallel universe, Kurt got that role alongside his buddy Keith David from The Thing.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 10:46 PM (YcLo4)

67 Hiya Jim!

I have never told you how much I loved Galveston in the late 1970s. Were you there?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 22, 2019 10:46 PM (PkVlr)

68 Goodnight. Sleep tight.

Posted by: None shall pass at July 22, 2019 10:47 PM (JdcHc)

69 Will have to check out the USMC piece. Typically these things are a bit dry. But now a new Commandant plus. Budget free of the Obama POM.
Ought to be interesting.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 10:48 PM (axyOa)

70 A reminder to the Horde, watch that BP and check it often. Seems like a number of us have had worries on that of late, and it's easy for folks like us to have it go too high for too long and not notice until too late.

G'night Horde.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, something something punk at July 22, 2019 10:48 PM (lLeln)

71
About the college student playing in the freeway:

"The person that ran her over did not have insurance and is judgment proof with no assets. Ms. Flores is left with no recourse for catastrophic physical injuries and a lifetime of medical expenses."

Illegal alien ran over lefty sympathizer?

To be fair, there's all kinds of slackoffs driving in San Diego.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 10:48 PM (13CQC)

72
Applied online for a position and got rejected five minutes later. But I was not surprised.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 10:49 PM (Wx/+I)

73 Hadrian, sorry to hear that.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 22, 2019 10:50 PM (ykYG2)

74 You rang, m'lord?

Baldrick, put on the kettle. It's going to be a while...

Posted by: Edmund Blackadder at July 22, 2019 10:51 PM (7s3Gx)

75 Are you just going to spend all day getting drunk and hanging out with the criterion brothers?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 10:51 PM (PUmDY)

76
It bothers me less than never hearing anything.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 10:51 PM (Wx/+I)

77 "There's all sorts of different ways to do capitalism. There's the kind of maximization of shareholder value. There's the more stakeholder value perspective... that fundamentally affects how public and private come together. That's what I think needs completely rebooting rather than to start calling things socialism." -- Mariana Mazzucatos


=======



Xhe forgot to mention the confiscate-all-wealth-from-the-serfs-at-the-point-of-a-gun, give-it-to-the-ruling-oligarchs, and murder-all-who-protest-or-fail-to-cooperate kind of capitalism!

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 10:51 PM (WqPYg)

78 Another beautiful photo. Wouldn't it be lovely to look out your window at that view every day.

Posted by: Tuna at July 22, 2019 10:51 PM (jm1YL)

79 Oh wow... an adult actress just followed me on Twitter. Lucky sign?
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 22, 2019 10:41 PM (GtG/j)

Are you sure it's not a bot account?

Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 10:52 PM (tVQUs)

80 There's all sorts of different ways to do capitalism. There's the kind of maximization of shareholder value. There's the more stakeholder value perspective... that fundamentally affects how public and private come together. That's what I think needs completely rebooting rather than to start calling things socialism

I invested MY money in mutual funds. Mariana Whatzername sounds like a freeloader who wants to benefit from other people's hard work and money. The capitalist companies don't owe her jack shit. If she, and the rest of the public, want to be stakeholders, they can take money out of their bank accounts and buy stocks.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 22, 2019 10:52 PM (+lVUW)

81 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 22, 2019 10:52 PM (p87/x)

82 Oh wow... an adult actress just followed me on Twitter. Lucky sign?
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 22, 2019 10:41 PM (GtG/j)

---------------------------

See if you can get her to visit the HQ. Might class up the joint!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 10:52 PM (Zbbka)

83 The first person in the western world to hear of the death of Stalin was an Air Force intercept operator.

Johnny Cash.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 22, 2019 10:53 PM (8ZmvG)

84 "The person that ran her over did not have insurance and is judgment proof with no assets. Ms. Flores is left with no recourse for catastrophic physical injuries and a lifetime of medical expenses."

Who was it who said, "You'd have to have a heart of stone not to laugh" with respect to Little Nell in the novel "The Old Curiosity Shop"?

Well, there are parallels here.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 22, 2019 10:53 PM (7s3Gx)

85 But after trying for nearly three years to destroy the president and prematurely remove him by any means necessary before a scheduled election, please do not appeal to the better angels of our nature - while deploring the new "unpresidential" behavior of Donald J. Trump for lashing out at those who sought to reduce him to a common criminal, pervert, traitor, dunce, and Satanic figure.

-------

VDH is right.

If one person ever spoke to or about me the way hundreds of people talk about Trump, I'd be triggered. Traumatized.

I wouldn't stop feeling sad and angry about what he said until at least two years after I killed him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 10:54 PM (5aX2M)

86 @ 67 Nurse Ratchett

Didnt move here till 03 ma'am.

Youze guys gotta come visit sometime though.

BTW, everyone please forgive my no typing skill tonight.

Laptop is DOA will have to buy replacement.

Using LG 7 in tablet for now.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 22, 2019 10:54 PM (QzJWU)

87 Every woman has the right to a wax, of her scrotum.

I used to think that being a dentist would be icky.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 22, 2019 10:54 PM (+lVUW)

88 Goodnight. Sleep tight.

Don't let the bedbugs bite ya on the boom-de-a !

Posted by: JT at July 22, 2019 10:54 PM (arJlL)

89 Applied online for a position and got rejected five minutes later. But I was not surprised.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 10:49 PM (Wx/+I)

----------------------------------

I had that happen recently. In my case, it was because they listed a bunch of "must haves", one of which I did not have.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 10:55 PM (Zbbka)

90 Gospadyin Davis - Cash govoril po russki? Or some kind of in-the-clear English transmission?

Posted by: rhomboid at July 22, 2019 10:55 PM (QDnY+)

91 Bicycle Riders ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yy6r2xj2

https://tinyurl.com/y5sd7ayp

https://tinyurl.com/y3lcqps6

https://tinyurl.com/y2uu8n7l

https://tinyurl.com/y5magsbt

Posted by: kbdabear at July 22, 2019 10:55 PM (qAR6u)

92 I did a closing for Deerhunter dude. He was odd. His parents attended the closing.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 10:55 PM (PUmDY)

93 >>Every woman has the right to a wax, of her scrotum.

>I used to think that being a dentist would be icky.



RINSE!

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 10:56 PM (bbLrU)

94 hope it stopped raining for the night, I'd like to leave the windows open

g'night, gang

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 22, 2019 10:56 PM (ZqRa6)

95 Hey everybody.

I got some new internet service today, so I got a new WiFi password.

Ever wonder what the WiFi password is of some people we've all heard about?

John Boehner: "44ismybestfriend"

Lena Dunham: "iamtoosexy"

Hillary: "warmfuzzies69"

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 10:56 PM (L2ZTs)

96 when you freeze to death after the Green New Deal results in no electricity for heat in -30 degree winter nights.

As Foghorn Leghorn might say, nice kid but 4 or 5 eggs short of a dozen.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken
________

There's another I say there's another Foghorn Leghorn quote that's appropriate for many similar situations: "Eeeeeeeeh, Shut uuuup!!!"

Posted by: FireHorse at July 22, 2019 10:56 PM (ta49A)

97 Here's hoping that the new CPG gets back to basics and reverses the recent trend of using the services as a social justice laboratory for every bad idea floating around out there in the fringes of far-left society. Readiness, effectiveness and morale need to take a higher precedence, IMHO.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 10:57 PM (HaL55)

98 "47 Oh wow... an adult actress just followed me on Twitter. Lucky sign?
Posted by: Serious Cat "


What's his name?


Posted by: Puddleglum at July 22, 2019 10:57 PM (itGyj)

99 I ran into Pat Fitzgerald on Northwestern's campus a couple weeks ago. It was amazing--he acted like I was the famous person and he was the nobody. He honestly could not have been nicer. NU has a keeper with that guy!

Posted by: Scanner Dan at July 22, 2019 10:57 PM (pVTo7)

100 More Bicycle Riders ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y4h376f5

https://tinyurl.com/y5j4o83q

https://tinyurl.com/y5bcajxx

https://tinyurl.com/y6zpm8jn

https://tinyurl.com/y52pgck9

Posted by: kbdabear at July 22, 2019 10:58 PM (qAR6u)

101 47
Oh wow... an adult actress just followed me on Twitter. Lucky sign?

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 22, 2019 10:41 PM (GtG/j)


I first read that as an "adult actress" as opposed to a child actress.

But now I take it you meant an "adult" actress.

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2019 10:58 PM (sdi6R)

102 He was harmless and his parents unnecessarily apologized for his behavior.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 10:59 PM (PUmDY)

103 79 Oh wow... an adult actress just followed me on Twitter. Lucky sign?
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 22, 2019 10:41 PM (GtG/j)

Are you sure it's not a bot account?
Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 10:52 PM (tVQUs)

No. But I'm trusting.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 22, 2019 10:59 PM (GtG/j)

104 103 79 Oh wow... an adult actress just followed me on Twitter. Lucky sign?
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 22, 2019 10:41 PM (GtG/j)

Are you sure it's not a bot account?
Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 10:52 PM (tVQUs)

No. But I'm trusting.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 22, 2019 10:59 PM (GtG/j)

Are you a leading twitteratti on the subject of STD treatment?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 11:00 PM (CR79h)

105 >>Oh wow... an adult actress just followed me on Twitter. Lucky sign?


Lucky or no, you should probably wax your balls yto be safe.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 11:00 PM (bbLrU)

106 Im going to be El Presidente I tell you !!

Posted by: Boot Edge Edge at July 22, 2019 11:01 PM (k3N8X)

107 I would think that ball waxing would be pretty damn painful. A dude's skin in that area is a bit more mobile that the areas ladies get waxed, hence more issues of getting pulled and so forth.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 11:02 PM (CR79h)

108 56 My daughter and i will be driving through Liard Hot Springs, B.C. where the two people were killed.

Anybody here driven through there before? Is this a serial killer type of thing? We are driving to her new job in Juneau. Maybe I will bring a shotgun along...
Posted by: clutch at July 22, 2019 10:44 PM (Z3oWA)

Do not under any circumstances try to bring a firearm across the border into Canada.

You are not allowed to have one. You can't even have a proper pellet gun. Seriously.

Despite these laws, people get shot.

Perhaps the shooter is not aware that murder is against the law.

Posted by: Halfwise unimpressed with Canadian gun laws at July 22, 2019 11:03 PM (kLxSO)

109 I would think that ball waxing would be pretty damn painful.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 11:02 PM (CR79h)


1. I bet you're right
2. I bet zombie's seen some shit, man

Posted by: hogmartin at July 22, 2019 11:04 PM (t+qrx)

110 The South Koreans fired a warning shot at a Russian plane that violated their airspace twice. And how are you guys?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 22, 2019 11:05 PM (1FhAQ)

111 @107: "I would think that ball waxing would be pretty damn painful."

I would think that showing a mere interest in having your balls waxed by a third party is questionable enough, but actually paying a stranger for the privilege? Sheer madness!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 11:05 PM (YcLo4)

112 ". . . while deploring . . . "
________

Le mot juste, VDH.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 22, 2019 11:05 PM (ta49A)

113 Hello all! Checked in to find out you guys are discussing hairy scrotum waxing. Shudder.

Posted by: IC at July 22, 2019 11:05 PM (fiC74)

114 I remember a dude in college attempted to Nair his ball sack in preparation for a night out. While not seeing the visual results, the language and screams were quite hilarious at the time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 11:06 PM (CR79h)

115 >>I would think that showing a mere interest in having your balls waxed by a third


Only waxing the 3rd one would be odd.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 11:06 PM (bbLrU)

116 I would think that ball waxing would be pretty damn painful.

......

I'm a Dapper Dan man, myself.

Half of the appeal is the pleasing aroma.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 22, 2019 11:07 PM (+/4J3)

117
I would think that ball waxing would be pretty damn painful. A dude's
skin in that area is a bit more mobile that the areas ladies get waxed,
hence more issues of getting pulled and so forth.



I don't grok that for that reason and so many, many more. Maybe it's into pain. Who knows?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 11:07 PM (HaL55)

118 new scrotum waxing process..

https://tinyurl.com/yyumwdov

Posted by: sOME mORON at July 22, 2019 11:07 PM (k3N8X)

119 Zombie contantly sees shit.

Sidewalks. Shit. San Francisco.

Assembly already accomplished.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston,TX

Posted by: Jim at July 22, 2019 11:08 PM (QzJWU)

120 >> I remember a dude in college attempted to Nair his ball sack in preparation for a night out.


Who wears short shorts?

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 11:08 PM (bbLrU)

121
I'm a Dapper Dan man, myself.

Half of the appeal is the pleasing aroma.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 22, 2019 11:07 PM (+/4J3)

You silly savage ..

Posted by: sOME mORON at July 22, 2019 11:09 PM (k3N8X)

122 @120: "Who wears short shorts?"

Talk about an old advertising campaign that would be problematic today!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 11:10 PM (YcLo4)

123 new scrotum waxing process..

https://tinyurl.com/yyumwdov
Posted by: sOME mORON at July 22, 2019 11:07 PM (k3N8X)

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Well, there's a link I'm not going to follow...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 11:10 PM (Zbbka)

124 Who waxes the waxmyn?

Posted by: hogmartin at July 22, 2019 11:10 PM (t+qrx)

125 Besides, why wax your scrotum when you can use a belt sander instead?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 11:10 PM (YcLo4)

126 I remember a dude in college attempted to Nair his ball sack in preparation for a night out.

Nair down there is a bebilatory. You told him to rinse it off with rubbing alcohol, right?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 11:10 PM (HaL55)

127 Walter:

Check out the old magazine ads for Love's Baby Soft. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 11:11 PM (L2ZTs)

128 >>Besides, why wax your scrotum when you can use a belt sander instead?


Starter Fluid + Lighter

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 11:11 PM (bbLrU)

129 If you ever hear people talking about hardwood floors and you think you might have something to add to the conversation, wait -- listen a bit more, get the context -- then, when you're sure it's safe, politely interject.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 22, 2019 11:12 PM (ta49A)

130 It's one more Monday in a series of Mondays. Make it stop.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 22, 2019 11:12 PM (l9m7l)

131 the barber of Seville shaves all the nutsacks of all the men who do not shave their own balls.

who shaves the barber of Seville?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 22, 2019 11:12 PM (ykYG2)

132 Wax on. Wax off.

Posted by: Miyagi at July 22, 2019 11:12 PM (9dzlp)

133 Starter Fluid + Lighter

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 11:11 PM



Sterno...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 22, 2019 11:13 PM (7WaWV)

134 Are you a leading twitteratti on the subject of STD treatment?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 11:00 PM (CR79h)

No, that's not my bailiwick. I mainly just post about the border wall.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 22, 2019 11:13 PM (GtG/j)

135 Did anyone else "hear" the ape speaking in Clint Eastwood's voice?

Posted by: tbodie at July 22, 2019 11:14 PM (exNvx)

136 131 the barber of Seville shaves all the nutsacks of all the men who do not shave their own balls.

who shaves the barber of Seville?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 22, 2019 11:12 PM (ykYG2)

The Barber of Madrid?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 22, 2019 11:14 PM (1FhAQ)

137 who shaves the barber of Seville?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo
________

That's dangerously close to math, BTH. We have rules around here, so I've been told.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 22, 2019 11:15 PM (ta49A)

138 @128: "Starter Fluid + Lighter"

Reminds me of a Chinese cooking YouTube video I watched yesterday where a chef used a creme brulee torch to burn the hairs off a pork belly before cooking.

Seems like an obvious tool for scrotal self-care in retrospect.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 11:15 PM (YcLo4)

139 At our MT cabin rental. This morning and right now we've had the pleasure of watching Elk cows and their calves passing through the pastures. Several twin calves. The calves have an interesting cry when separated from mom. Separation is caused by the young uns having trouble jumping the pasture fencing. There's an apple orchard next door and they're attempting to clear it of all the fruit they can reach. Very neat.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 22, 2019 11:15 PM (hpmE4)

140 Did anyone else "hear" the ape speaking in Clint Eastwood's voice?
Posted by: tbodie at July 22, 2019 11:14 PM (exNvx)


A bit, yes. Or Sam Elliott maybe.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 22, 2019 11:15 PM (t+qrx)

141 On this day: July 22, 1979 -- Little Richard now known as the Reverend Richard Pennman told his congregation about the evils of rock and roll music, declaring 'If God can save an old homosexual like me, he can save anybody.'


=======


Don't know if it's urban legend or not, but once read that Little Richard saw a fireball in the sky in 1957 and took it as a sign from God to repent from his sinful lifestyle -- influencing him to start doing gospel music and becoming a preacher. That fireball supposedly was the recently launched satellite Sputnik.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 11:16 PM (WqPYg)

142 Garrett, Dead and Co is extra hours. Lucky to get it

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 11:16 PM (PUmDY)

143 The first person in the western world to hear of the death of Stalin was an Air Force intercept operator.
------------

I knew certain guys whose job it was to monitor Russian transmissions. That's all they did. All day.

To their advantage, they were listening to in-the-clear transmissions. I've always wondered how in the hell guys who were monitoring code, in a foreign language, managed to do it. And, especially those people who were copying encoded messages, i.e., gibberish.

I suppose you get used to

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2019 11:16 PM (xSo9G)

144 who shaves the barber of Seville?

This is one of those D=R*T questions, innit?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 11:17 PM (HaL55)

145 Shit man, mofos are starting to make me sit like a chick with all the frigging nad blaster talk.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 22, 2019 11:17 PM (9Om/r)

146 I'm a Dapper Dan man, myself.
Half of the appeal is the pleasing aroma.


Come on in, fellas. The water's fine.Do not seek the treasure.We thought you was a toad.Whoa-whoa-whoa. You can't talk to my fiance like that.

Seems like every damn line in the movie works for this one.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 22, 2019 11:17 PM (8ZmvG)

147 and one Carlos Danger (tee hee) was seen in NY moving back in with Huma today
Ol'e !!!!

Posted by: sOME mORON at July 22, 2019 11:18 PM (k3N8X)

148 Im going to be El Presidente I tell you !!
Posted by: Boot Edge Edge at July 22, 2019 11:01 PM (k3N8X

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We've been looking at you as a candidate... We think we've got the campaign strategy that's a natural fit for you.

You're already a slight, timid dork who likes to babble in an obscure foreign language for no discernible reason other than virtue signalling your status a global citizen, in a really cringey, nerdy way. You're halfway there, buddy!

Just make sure to constantly emphasize that you're a child of immigrants.

And, you should climb your midget ass into a tank turret so you look like a kid on a tour of the base.

Voters love all that stuff.

Posted by: The Dukakis Campaign at July 22, 2019 11:18 PM (5aX2M)

149 the barber of Seville shaves all the nutsacks of all the men who do not shave their own balls.

who shaves the barber of Seville?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 22, 2019 11:12 PM (ykYG2)

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He shaves himself. The first statement does not preclude this.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 11:18 PM (Zbbka)

150 141
Don't know if it's urban legend or not, but once read that Little Richard saw a fireball in the sky in 1957 and took it as a sign from God to repent from his sinful lifestyle -- influencing him to start doing gospel music and becoming a preacher. That fireball supposedly was the recently launched satellite Sputnik.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 11:16 PM (WqPYg)


So Little Richard was colluding with the Russians?

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2019 11:18 PM (sdi6R)

151 It's one more Monday in a series of Mondays. Make it stop.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
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Would result in supersonic winds.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2019 11:18 PM (xSo9G)

152 @144: "This is one of those D=R*T questions, innit?"

More like one of those how do you cross a river in a small boat with various livestock that'll eat each other when left unattended questions, methinks.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 11:19 PM (YcLo4)

153 We're working on a great new nutsack shaver, trust us!!

How's "Mack 3" sound for a name?

Posted by: Gillette at July 22, 2019 11:19 PM (L2ZTs)

154 I'm just an observer but is it really necessary that the Marine and Navy command become operationally intertwined again? Does the Navy have to be involved in Stryker brigades and Tank battalions? Seapower isn't as important as it used to be and I don't think it's a bad thing that the Marines have become an elite land force.

Now I don't know the political advantages of eliminating the independence of the Marines and going back to the way it was but I assume that's a consideration since there was talk of reducing the footprint of the Marines.

Disclaimer: This observation was only made possible by my recent stay in a Holiday Inn.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 11:20 PM (2DOZq)

155 it's a famous set-theory paradox. the solution is that the barber is not a man of Seville. He *is* the Barber of Madrid (or wherever), or else he's a woman.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 22, 2019 11:21 PM (ykYG2)

156 OK Hordelings, it's getting to be bedtime for Bonzo.

Y'all try to behave. Pray for protection and pray for our President.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 11:21 PM (HaL55)

157 Better take that sock off before I get in trouble

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 11:21 PM (L2ZTs)

158 141 On this day: July 22, 1979 -- Little Richard now known as the Reverend Richard Pennman told his congregation about the evils of rock and roll music, declaring 'If God can save an old homosexual like me, he can save anybody.'


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Don't know if it's urban legend or not, but once read that Little Richard saw a fireball in the sky in 1957 and took it as a sign from God to repent from his sinful lifestyle -- influencing him to start doing gospel music and becoming a preacher. That fireball supposedly was the recently launched satellite Sputnik.
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 11:16 PM (WqPYg)

Little Richard once preached from the couch on Johnny Carson. "It's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve" !!1 heh heh

Posted by: sOME mORON at July 22, 2019 11:22 PM (k3N8X)

159 87 Every woman has the right to a wax, of her scrotum.

I used to think that being a dentist would be icky.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 22, 2019 10:54 PM (+lVUW)


OMG.


I think I may know what Beto's next live feed subject is, after his dental appointment teeth cleaning a few months ago.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 11:22 PM (sy5kK)

160 There used to be reviews on Amazon where some guy pen had bought Nair and used it on their balls. Pain ensued, followed by emergency applications of ice, or ice cream or whatever.

Pretty funny, and fake as hell... I hope.

Posted by: Halfwise at July 22, 2019 11:22 PM (kLxSO)

161 155 it's a famous set-theory paradox. the solution is that the barber is not a man of Seville. He *is* the Barber of Madrid (or wherever), or else he's a woman.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 22, 2019 11:21 PM (ykYG2)

Holy crap, I was just making a weak joke...

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 22, 2019 11:24 PM (1FhAQ)

162 Seapower isn't as important as it used to be

Huh. I'm as big a fanboi as Air Power has ever had, and I don't believe that for a moment.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 22, 2019 11:24 PM (8ZmvG)

163 Oh, wow, Chris Kraft died. He was 95. RIP.

He was a legend at Mission Control in the Project Mercury days, long before Gene Kranz during Apollo.

https://twitter.com/NASA/status/1153420075938045952/photo/1

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2019 11:25 PM (sdi6R)

164 That's it. I'm going to go watch Numberphile.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 22, 2019 11:25 PM (ta49A)

165 Holy crap, I was just making a weak joke...
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 22, 2019 11:24 PM (1FhAQ)


Ball-waxing is not a joke.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 11:25 PM (sy5kK)

166 I dont see those new Yorkers moving to Doral Miami. For one, the place seems as overcrowded as a NYC in which everyone and I mean everyone insists on driving for the slightest errand. Getting caught in the slow as frozen molasses rush hour in Doral is an absolutely maddeningly frustrating experience. Haven't been back in eight years. Same with Miami Beach. I avoid those cities like the plague.

There are much nicer areas south of the city of Miami like Pinecrest and East Kendall. Coral Gables is nicer than Doral too. But then again, there are a multitude of better locations in Florida than Miami.

I honestly dont see where in Doral they plan to fit all those people.

Posted by: Floridachick at July 22, 2019 11:25 PM (ZcE3r)

167 @155: "... or else he's a woman."

Toss in a few bearded ladies and suddenly you've got more questions than answers to any problem.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 11:25 PM (YcLo4)

168 It is Dead and Slow, but is getting faster.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 11:26 PM (PUmDY)

169 Oh, wow, Chris Kraft died. He was 95. RIP.



He was a legend at Mission Control in the Project Mercury days, long before Gene Kranz during Apollo.




Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2019 11:25 PM (sdi6R)


The boat dude?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 22, 2019 11:26 PM (9Om/r)

170 "Some guy pen" ??

Fecking iPhone.

"Some guys"

Posted by: Halfwise at July 22, 2019 11:27 PM (kLxSO)

171
Fat-fuck Yankee boy tranny can shave his own ball sack.

Posted by: Ladyboy Pul Mai Kok at July 22, 2019 11:27 PM (f1Vqw)

172 159 87 Every woman has the right to a wax, of her scrotum.

I used to think that being a dentist would be icky.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 22, 2019 10:54 PM (+lVUW)


OMG.


I think I may know what Beto's next live feed subject is, after his dental appointment teeth cleaning a few months ago.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 11:22 PM (sy5kK)


NGU has a career once his dental practice ends?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 22, 2019 11:27 PM (aA3+G)

173 Good Evening Horde

Climate Change girl needs to learn to think for herself

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 22, 2019 11:27 PM (IDhUW)

174 I don't know anything about waxing scrotums but in the day our cure for body lice (crabs) was to shave one side of yer pubes.
Light the other half on fire.
When the little buggers come running out of the fire
Stab them with an ice pick..

Posted by: sOME mORON at July 22, 2019 11:27 PM (k3N8X)

175 Seapower isn't as important as it used to be

Until it is.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 22, 2019 11:27 PM (XrCyE)

176 Fat-fuck Yankee boy tranny can shave his own ball sack.

Posted by: Ladyboy Pul Mai Kok at July 22, 2019 11:27 PM (f1Vqw)


Yup, that whole fucking thing is funny. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 22, 2019 11:28 PM (9Om/r)

177 I suppose there are more painful things one could do to his genitalia than having his Balzac waxed, like using Vick's Vap-O-Rub as a "personal lubricant"... Not that I'd know anything about that...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 22, 2019 11:28 PM (7WaWV)

178 Toss in a few bearded ladies and suddenly you've got more questions than answers to any problem.

What are the chances this sumbitch will go to Saint Ives?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 22, 2019 11:29 PM (8ZmvG)

179 Night BB.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 11:29 PM (CR79h)

180 I don't know anything about waxing scrotums but in the day our cure for body lice (crabs) was to shave one side of yer pubes.
Light the other half on fire.
When the little buggers come running out of the fire
Stab them with an ice pick..
Posted by: sOME mORON at July 22, 2019 11:27 PM (k3N8X)

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I checked the style guide. You need to slap hot iron to it, as well. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: The Dukakis Campaign at July 22, 2019 11:30 PM (5aX2M)

181 Babylon Bee headline:

"Youth pastor replaced by automated kiosk after minimum wage hike"

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 11:30 PM (L2ZTs)

182 178 Toss in a few bearded ladies and suddenly you've got more questions than answers to any problem.

What are the chances this sumbitch will go to Saint Ives?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 22, 2019 11:29 PM (8ZmvG)

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To meet a man with seven wives?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 11:30 PM (Zbbka)

183 58 I've never had a woman "turn her nose up at the mere sight of my big, hairy ball sack"


This commentary is what we come to the ONT for.

Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2019 11:31 PM (ABjxW)

184 @182: "To meet a man with seven wives?"

Or maybe a barber with seven knives.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 11:31 PM (YcLo4)

185 What are the chances this sumbitch will go to Saint Ives?
Posted by: Stringer Davis
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Actually, I've been there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2019 11:31 PM (xSo9G)

186 To meet a man with seven wives?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 11:30 PM (Zbbka)


...each with seven sacks.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 22, 2019 11:31 PM (t+qrx)

187 186 To meet a man with seven wives?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 11:30 PM (Zbbka)

...each with seven sacks.


Posted by: hogmartin at July 22, 2019 11:31 PM (t+qrx)

Is this a King David reference?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 11:32 PM (CR79h)

188 Seapower isn't as important as it used to be

Huh. I'm as big a fanboi as Air Power has ever had, and I don't believe that for a moment.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 22, 2019 11:24 PM (8ZmvG)

I didn't say it wasn't important. I said it is not as important. It was at one time ( up to 1960 IMO) the most important . The vulnerability of surface ships has risen exponentially.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 11:32 PM (2DOZq)

189 @186: "... each with seven sacks."

Shocked smiley, indeed.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 11:32 PM (YcLo4)

190 Except instead of foreskins, its ball sacks.

With seven cats?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 11:33 PM (CR79h)

191 48 With the new ONT policy of spotlighting great musical artists on their birthday, we look forward with building anticipation to February 18th!
Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistry Appreciation Associationists, AoSHQ Coven at July 22, 2019 10:41 PM (uL22A)

where were you this past February?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 22, 2019 11:33 PM (aA3+G)

192 When was the all Yoko thread? That was a night.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 11:34 PM (CR79h)

193 So I finally wore my MAGA hat to Whole Foods on a pretty busy Sunday afternoon. Didn't hear any heads exploding and no calls for "Cleanup on aisle x". The cashier and bagger were super friendly. Also 3 trips inside Ingles grocery and a few other stores with no issues.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 22, 2019 11:34 PM (DjIXP)

194 So, yeah, I'm back. One of the guys on Numberphile is a little too excited about the number 90,525,801,730. He ran his computer overnight, and he went on for nearly eight minutes explaining why 4,900 and 90,525,801,730 are such cool numbers.

(The guy overlooked 10, which has the same quality. Guess it's too small to be cool.)

Posted by: FireHorse at July 22, 2019 11:35 PM (ta49A)

195 When was the all Yoko thread? That was a night.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
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The All Cats thread pales.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2019 11:35 PM (CDGwz)

196 I didn't say it wasn't important. I said it is not as important. It was at one time ( up to 1960 IMO) the most important . The vulnerability of surface ships has risen exponentially.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 11:32 PM (2DOZq)

I'd say we are at a point where offense has surpassed defense (tanks would be another area.)

Against a near peer rival, how good would our tactics be? We have not had a serious sea engagement in what, 75 years?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 11:36 PM (CR79h)

197 May 5th, Tanya Tagaq!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 22, 2019 11:36 PM (7WaWV)

198 Not to change the subject...heh

I know there is a mathematical formula for men dating younger women, is there the same for older women and younger men?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 22, 2019 11:36 PM (IDhUW)

199 193 So I finally wore my MAGA hat to Whole Foods on a pretty busy Sunday afternoon. Didn't hear any heads exploding and no calls for "Cleanup on aisle x". The cashier and bagger were super friendly. Also 3 trips inside Ingles grocery and a few other stores with no issues.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 22, 2019 11:34 PM (DjIXP)


You probably had your 1911 showing, eh?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 22, 2019 11:36 PM (aA3+G)

200 After reviewing the day's posts, the lefties really are coming apart at the seams aren't they?

As I listened to the express lane dude argue with state rep woman, I was struck by how happy I am to be where those people are not. Liberals are weird, classless people.

It just makes my brain more dumberer and extra more stupiderist even thinking about whatever it was they were saying about the stuff they were saying and stuff.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 22, 2019 11:36 PM (+/4J3)

201 A'ville Robert - Today saw a woman wearing an 'Asheville Sinkhole Society' t-shirt.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2019 11:37 PM (CDGwz)

202 " Cis women need to learn to know their place."
Trannies need to learn that their place is NOT pretending to be the opposite sex. Do not try to engage me in your mental illness, Jonathan.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 22, 2019 11:37 PM (NMAzL)

203 "48 With the new ONT policy of spotlighting great musical artists on
their birthday, we look forward with building anticipation to February
18th!"

Got Mick Jagger this Friday and Geddy Lee on Monday. (I have a Fender calander right beside my PC, with various notables listed on it.)

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 22, 2019 11:37 PM (DjIXP)

204 195 When was the all Yoko thread? That was a night.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
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The All Cats thread pales.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2019 11:35 PM (CDGwz)

The 'Sex' thread was more fun. Kind of makes sense.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 11:37 PM (CR79h)

205 I was thinking if one of those waxing salons agreed to wax that He-she's balls, they could probably make it the LAST time they had to bother with him.

"Yes, we always use wax that hot and yes of course we always pull it off like that!"

Posted by: JB1000 at July 22, 2019 11:37 PM (0JkhZ)

206 193 So I finally wore my MAGA hat to Whole Foods on a pretty busy Sunday afternoon. Didn't hear any heads exploding and no calls for "Cleanup on aisle x". The cashier and bagger were super friendly. Also 3 trips inside Ingles grocery and a few other stores with no issues.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 22, 2019 11:34 PM (DjIXP)

Excellent! Nice to hear!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 22, 2019 11:37 PM (IDhUW)

207
Hey fat fuck Yankee boy! You been here for four hour. Nobody gone shave yo nasty ass hairy balls. You go home now.

Posted by: Ladyboy Pul Mai Kok at July 22, 2019 11:38 PM (f1Vqw)

208 I know there is a mathematical formula for men dating younger women, is there the same for older women and younger men?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel
________

Same formula: half plus seven.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 22, 2019 11:38 PM (ta49A)

209 198 Not to change the subject...heh

I know there is a mathematical formula for men dating younger women, is there the same for older women and younger men?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 22, 2019 11:36 PM (IDhUW)

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I think it goes something like:

Take your age. Divide it by your age. Add 17. Anything that age or older is fair game.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 11:38 PM (Zbbka)

210 "A'ville Robert - Today saw a woman wearing an 'Asheville Sinkhole Society' t-shirt.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc."

hahah. That didn't take long! Surprised it didn't say "Preservation Society".

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 22, 2019 11:39 PM (DjIXP)

211 A'ville Robert - Time to up your game. Try wearing it into Malaprop's.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2019 11:39 PM (xSo9G)

212 Zettai Roshia-no Botto @ 177 --

Was that autocucumber or a deliberate reference to body parts turning red and black?

Posted by: FireHorse at July 22, 2019 11:39 PM (ta49A)

213 WT everluvin F??? Is the article about said hairy scrotum gal in the Spectator real? It reads like something from a deranged bizzaro world syfy story to far out for even Rod Serling!1 The writers name is Godfrey Elfwick for crisake!

Posted by: sOME mORON at July 22, 2019 11:39 PM (k3N8X)

214 Johnny rivers 7th Son is a fantastic song. Heal the sick, raise the dead.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 11:40 PM (PUmDY)

215 "Same formula: half plus seven.

Posted by: FireHorse"
Hmm, missed it by one year. (I was 40, she was 26)

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 22, 2019 11:40 PM (DjIXP)

216 The Godfrey Elfwick part is satire, but the underlying story, and the picture of Jessica Yaniv are, sadly, very real.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 11:41 PM (YcLo4)

217 "A'ville Robert - Time to up your game. Try wearing it into Malaprop's.

Posted by: Mike Hammer"
I think if I went downtown I'd want reinforcements.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 22, 2019 11:41 PM (DjIXP)

218 198 Not to change the subject...heh

I know there is a mathematical formula for men dating younger women, is there the same for older women and younger men?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 22, 2019 11:36 PM (IDhUW)

We always went with 8 to 80 blind, crippled or crazy

Posted by: sOME mORON at July 22, 2019 11:41 PM (k3N8X)

219 I didn't say it wasn't important. I said it is not as important. It was at one time ( up to 1960 IMO) the most important . The vulnerability of surface ships has risen exponentially.

The threat environment doesn't mean that something isn't important. We are woefully understocked on every type of platform--sea, land, and air. And we've been willfully stupid about one very important class--the Zumwalt's and the Navy's idiotic gunnery path for same. It should have been rail guns from the beginning. Hopefully we'll get there before things go hot with China.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 22, 2019 11:42 PM (XrCyE)

220 Against a near peer rival, how good would our tactics be? We have not had a serious sea engagement in what, 75 years?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 11:36 PM (CR79h)

They definitely don't measure up to our Navy but Britain learned how vulnerable their ships were in their little skirmish with Argentina.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 11:42 PM (2DOZq)

221 >> Is the article about said hairy scrotum gal in the Spectator real?

Yes. The fat fuck tranny is dubbed "Jessica Yaniv". Put the name and search. A real beauty, as Donnie Two Scoops would say.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 22, 2019 11:42 PM (f1Vqw)

222 The writers name is Godfrey Elfwick for crisake!
Posted by: sOME mORON at July 22, 2019 11:39 PM (k3N8X)


I'd vote for a Godfrey Elfwick/Titania McGrath ticket any day and twice on Sunday.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 22, 2019 11:42 PM (t+qrx)

223 After years of litigation, the U.S. Justice Department won a ruling in Austria to secure Firtash's extradition to Chicago. But then his legal team secretly filed new evidence that included the Weissmann overture, and Austrian officials suddenly reversed course last week and ordered a new, lengthy delay in extradition.

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2019 11:42 PM (e8kgV)

224 Zettai Roshia-no Botto @ 177 --

Was that autocucumber or a deliberate reference to body parts turning red and black?

Posted by: FireHorse at July 22, 2019 11:39 PM



That novel was written by Stendhal, not Balzac!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 22, 2019 11:43 PM (7WaWV)

225 They definitely don't measure up to our Navy but Britain learned how vulnerable their ships were in their little skirmish with Argentina.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 11:42 PM (2DOZq)

Or at least to the Exocet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 11:43 PM (CR79h)

226 216 The Godfrey Elfwick part is satire, but the underlying story, and the picture of Jessica Yaniv are, sadly, very real.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 11:41 PM (YcLo4)

Whew thank you. Because I was like.
Holy Guacamole.. Lizbeth it's the big one...

Posted by: sOME mORON at July 22, 2019 11:43 PM (k3N8X)

227 I find the express lane dude arguing with the state rep woman puzzling. I cant fathom a middle aged Cuban living in Georgia who is a hardcore Democrat.

Posted by: Floridachick at July 22, 2019 11:44 PM (ZcE3r)

228 I was thinking if one of those waxing salons agreed
to wax that He-she's balls, they could probably make it the LAST time
they had to bother with him.



"Yes, we always use wax that hot and yes of course we always pull it off like that!"

Posted by: JB1000 at July 22, 2019 11:37 PM (0JkhZ)


And use staples to hold the wax in place.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 22, 2019 11:44 PM (9Om/r)

229 Until it is.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 22, 2019 11:27 PM (XrCyE)

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I would like to see some cutbacks on different programs around the armed forces, but it would only be to give maximum funds to the Navy.

We're in peace, and we're a country that sucks ass at wars of conquest, and excels beyond all except possibly Russia at wars of national survival.

I think it makes sense to "over" build our Navy at the expense of our ground capabilities while we can, as it will determine our position in the next major war with regard to force projection. Our Navy should be able to ruthlessly pummel any nation from air and sea to prepare the battle space, while at home we can force men into uniform at will and divert funds to them, if the time comes for the Real Deal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 11:45 PM (5aX2M)

230 They definitely don't measure up to our Navy but Britain learned how vulnerable their ships were in their little skirmish with Argentina.

What the Brits learned was that there is no substitute for a big flat top and pissant radars are pissant. It's a different ballgame attacking a S battlegroup. But like I said above, we need more of everything.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 22, 2019 11:46 PM (XrCyE)

231 Titania McGrath on Twitter was (is?) an absolute scream!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 22, 2019 11:46 PM (7WaWV)

232 That novel was written by Stendhal, not Balzac!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto
________

Holy freaking wow -- I stand corrected on that one.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 22, 2019 11:47 PM (ta49A)

233 Titania McGrath on Twitter was (is?) an absolute scream!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 22, 2019 11:46 PM (7WaWV)


I can't believe she hasn't been permabanned yet.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 22, 2019 11:47 PM (t+qrx)

234 "They definitely don't measure up to our Navy but
Britain learned how vulnerable their ships were in their little skirmish
with Argentina.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 11:42 PM (2DOZq)



Or at least to the Exocet.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop"

The Brits were damned lucky that the Argy's didn't fuse a lot of their bombs properly. They had a bunch of ships get hit where the bomb either didn't go off, or it went straight through the ship and exploded after it went through.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 22, 2019 11:47 PM (DjIXP)

235 And, some stupid bint of a Brit reporter mentioned this in an article during the fight, but fortunately nobody on the Argy side seems to have read it and understood the implications.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 22, 2019 11:49 PM (DjIXP)

236 Britain learned how vulnerable their ships were in their little skirmish with Argentina.

What the hell. Am I chopped liver?

Posted by: General Beldrano/USS Phoenix at July 22, 2019 11:50 PM (8ZmvG)

237 Hi Horde! How goes it?

Posted by: chique d'afrique at July 22, 2019 11:50 PM (Jn4GT)

238 You'd think Argentina woulda known better about basic munitions and tactics given all the former Nazis living in their country, but I guess not.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 11:51 PM (YcLo4)

239 Posted by: General Beldrano/USS Phoenix at July 22, 2019 11:50 PM (8ZmvG)

That was HMS Conqueror and the captain of the Belgrano is one of history's great geniuses. Exclusion zone means "exclusion", dumbass.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 22, 2019 11:51 PM (XrCyE)

240 That murder in British Columbia happened near Liard River Hot Springs on the Alaska Highway, well north of Ft. Nelson. I knew a woman who lived and worked at the lodge there, decades ago, now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2019 11:51 PM (abNpZ)

241 Hello there, chique. I'm doing fine. About to go to bed, so I'll let the rest of the crew fill you in on the current topic.

'night, all.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 22, 2019 11:51 PM (t+qrx)

242 36 Britain learned how vulnerable their ships were in their little skirmish with Argentina.

What the hell. Am I chopped liver?
Posted by: General Beldrano/USS Phoenix at July 22, 2019 11:50 PM (8ZmvG)

Sub for the win .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 11:52 PM (2DOZq)

243 Is Erdrogan still dead?
Gimme the dirty laundry
As the bubble-headed bleach blond...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 11:52 PM (kbJA/)

244 Oh, and the Brits built the Sheffield out of aluminum. That was unwise.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 22, 2019 11:52 PM (XrCyE)

245 I find the express lane dude arguing with the state rep woman puzzling. I cant fathom a middle aged Cuban living in Georgia who is a hardcore Democrat.
Posted by: Floridachick at July 22, 2019 11:44 PM (ZcE3r)

That was odd. He was complaining she used an express lane with too many items, while two other cashiers were open with no line. But then she completely over reacts with her elected official privilege.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 22, 2019 11:52 PM (Rz2Nc)

246 Hi Horde! How goes it?

Posted by: chique d'afrique
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Oh, fine. If you want to catch up on the thread, start at #229 and read down from there. Good discussion brewing about the Falkland Islands War of '82.

How's stuff with you?

Posted by: FireHorse at July 22, 2019 11:53 PM (ta49A)

247 Beldrano?

Belgrano si?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 11:53 PM (kbJA/)

248 Holy freaking wow -- I stand corrected on that one.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 22, 2019 11:47 PM



Don't feel bad -- I had to go ogle it myself!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 22, 2019 11:53 PM (7WaWV)

249 @246: "... start at #229 and read down from there."

Or read up if you prefer discussions about scrotum waxing techniques.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 11:54 PM (YcLo4)

250 'night, all.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 22, 2019 11:51 PM (t+qrx)

Goodnight, hogmartin.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 22, 2019 11:54 PM (Rz2Nc)

251 Sub for the win .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 11:52 PM (2DOZq)


*yells from hallway*

Conqueror remains the only nuclear submarine to sink a ship in combat with torpedoes.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 22, 2019 11:54 PM (t+qrx)

252 Hi Hogmartin. In case you are still here, I picked Minneapolis and I am there now.

Good night!

Posted by: chique d'afrique at July 22, 2019 11:54 PM (Jn4GT)

253 Oh, and the Brits built the Sheffield out of aluminum. That was unwise.
Posted by: Circa
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Also, polypropylene insulated underwear might be fine for hiking yuppies, but a really bad idea where there might be fire.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2019 11:55 PM (CDGwz)

254 Hi FireHorse, doing well, thanks.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at July 22, 2019 11:55 PM (Jn4GT)

255 Posted by: chique d'afrique at July 22, 2019 11:54 PM (Jn4GT)


Seems to me that I had that recommendation

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 22, 2019 11:55 PM (aA3+G)

256 US Navy had a brief experiment with aluminum. Hey, it doesn't rust!

I sure would like to see some warships with a little armor on them.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 22, 2019 11:56 PM (8ZmvG)

257 And if I met that Climate Change twat, I'd look at her, and point towards the ground beneath her: "What are those?"

"My feet?"

me: "Riiiight! And those feet will carry northwards towards a cooler climate zone about a thousand times faster than the climate zones themselves will move. That's how humans dealt with all the naturally-occurring climate changes throughout the history of the race, you stunned twat."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2019 11:56 PM (abNpZ)

258 So Miss Ballsak. What is the Capital of Thailand?

Posted by: Sum Ting Wong acrylic nail technician at July 22, 2019 11:57 PM (k3N8X)

259 Hi Hogmartin. In case you are still here, I picked Minneapolis and I am there now.

Good night!
Posted by: chique d'afrique at July 22, 2019 11:54 PM (Jn4GT)


Ah, it sounded like you were posting in Minneapolish. Heck of a time to visit, if you were there for the storms. I hope you're enjoying it otherwise. We have some other Morons out there, no?

Posted by: hogmartin at July 22, 2019 11:58 PM (t+qrx)

260 US Navy had a brief experiment with aluminum. Hey, it doesn't rust!

Isn't that what caused the galvanic corrosion )the seam between aluminum and steel) on the hideous/worthless/just plain ole country stupid LCS's?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 22, 2019 11:58 PM (XrCyE)

261 Posted by: chique d'afrique at July 22, 2019 11:54 PM (Jn4GT)


Seems to me that I had that recommendation
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 22, 2019 11:55 PM (aA3+G)

Thanks! I got so many, LOL.

Seems like it's super hippie central (saw a lady sporting a Squad t-shirt yesterday), but I'm liking it so far.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at July 22, 2019 11:58 PM (Jn4GT)

262 One of the Neville Brothers is mort. Art.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 22, 2019 10:41 PM (Jy6ww)

Sad news. An awesomely talented family.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2019 11:59 PM (abNpZ)

263 Waxing and shaving sound like madness. Wouldn't it be more humane to just go with a trim?

Posted by: Fritz at July 22, 2019 11:59 PM (kLDv+)

264 Instead of LCS and Zumwalt DDGs, how about a bunch of FFGs. Some Figs put in mothballs about 90% complete.

Then build about dozen Conex based packages to support converting up to a dozen container ships into instant mini-carriers armed with Harriers and SH-60s when war erupts.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 11:59 PM (kbJA/)

265 Or read the link at #163 about Chris Kraft, the first NASA Mission Controller.

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2019 11:59 PM (sdi6R)

266 US Navy had a brief experiment with aluminum. Hey, it doesn't rust!

I sure would like to see some warships with a little armor on them.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 22, 2019 11:56 PM (8ZmvG)

I always thought about using the Stryker cage system on ships . Including being able lower something to protect the hull under the water line.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2019 12:00 AM (2DOZq)

267 Seems like it's super hippie central (saw a lady sporting a Squad t-shirt yesterday), but I'm liking it so far.
Posted by: chique d'afrique
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December, January, February. No t-shirts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2019 12:00 AM (CDGwz)

268 Missed the storms. Just rain on Saturday.

Any Rons or Ettes in the Twin Cities area? Speak up!

Posted by: chique d'afrique at July 23, 2019 12:00 AM (Jn4GT)

269 @263: "Wouldn't it be more humane to just go with a trim?"

Yeah, I'd think one of those standard ear, nose, and eyebrow hair trimmers would do the trick, albeit a little slowly.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 23, 2019 12:01 AM (YcLo4)

270 Yeah, Exocet was just Sheffield and Atlantic Conveyor - iron bombs for Ardent, Antelope, Coventry, RFA Gallahad. Doesn't change the main point, surface ships are vulnerable, which doesn't change the larger point, which is that you need them anyway.


And Aetius yes in October it will be 75 years since Leyte Gulf, the last major surface engagement [set thereof].



Posted by: rhomboid at July 23, 2019 12:01 AM (QDnY+)

271 The story of the long range Vulcan bomber missions to crater the airstrip on the island is very interesting. Flying from from Acension Island they were the longest ever combat missions at the time they were flown.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 23, 2019 12:02 AM (DjIXP)

272 I always thought about using the Stryker cage system on ships . Including being able lower something to protect the hull under the water line.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2019 12:00 AM



But what about drag?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 23, 2019 12:02 AM (7WaWV)

273 2 I demand promptness.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 22, 2019 10:28 PM (w7U7L)


But you'll get the promputness of love!

Posted by: I'm a Joker at July 23, 2019 12:02 AM (XuBZu)

274 me: "Riiiight! And those feet will carry northwards towards a cooler climate zone about a thousand times faster than the climate zones themselves will move. That's how humans dealt with all the naturally-occurring climate changes throughout the history of the race, you stunned twat."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2019 11:56 PM (abNpZ)

Lol, I like asking them why we don't just repeal some laws and regulations put in place in the 70's to stop global cooling. That should drop the temp the correct amount.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 23, 2019 12:03 AM (Rz2Nc)

275 My daughter and i will be driving through Liard Hot Springs, B.C. where the two people were killed.

Anybody here driven through there before? Is this a serial killer type of thing? We are driving to her new job in Juneau. Maybe I will bring a shotgun along...
Posted by: clutch at July 22, 2019 10:44 PM (Z3oWA)

AFAIK, there are no serial killers active in that area. I'm guessing it was a crime of opportunity. Or maybe a murder-suicide?

You can transit a long arm through Canada, but it has to be transported in such a way as to not be readily accessible. Best consult Canada Customs beforehand, to avoid any unpleasantness at the border crossing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2019 12:03 AM (abNpZ)

276 I think David Thompson had the funniest line about trans-women demanding Brazilian wax jobs. It was something like, " I'm every bit as much of a woman as you, now kindly attend to my hairy lady-balls"

Cracks me up.

Posted by: BuckIV at July 23, 2019 12:04 AM (PZ2ib)

277 One of the first "globalization" mistakes the US made was when our industry conceded shipbuilding (and ship "owning") to Greece, Taiwan, South Korea. That was a real failure of nerve on American business's part, and will continue to cost us dearly in the future, peace or war.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 23, 2019 12:04 AM (8ZmvG)

278 Any Rons or Ettes in the Twin Cities area? Speak up!

Posted by: chique d'afrique at July 23, 2019 12:00 AM



Does 'The Triple Cities' count?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 23, 2019 12:04 AM (7WaWV)

279 Glad you qualified that with 'major' since Turner Joy versus North Vietnamese attack boats was just a skirmish.

Stryker cage? Anti-torpedo bulges was tried. Why don't we try instead reactive hull-plating? Maintenance will be a pain - corrosion and being always wet

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2019 12:05 AM (kbJA/)

280 Hi yall from Baltimore.

Mog

Posted by: mog smash at July 23, 2019 12:06 AM (qMjSx)

281 Bedtime or me. Have fun ya'll.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 23, 2019 12:06 AM (DjIXP)

282 I recall that Beckel was a drunk. You could tell that from watching him on air for 45 seconds. That was enough time. Didn't know he was a druggie too.

I recall the occasion in 2000 when Beckel boozily opined that some of the GOP electors from Missouri, my home state, could likely be bribed into voting for Gore, instead of Bush 43.

I think he might be the most hateful revolting drunk I ever saw on any cable news show.

Posted by: mnw at July 23, 2019 12:06 AM (Cssks)

283 Bristol, Kingsport, or Johnson City?

Posted by: I'm a Joker at July 23, 2019 12:07 AM (XuBZu)

284 Take me down to-a Johnson City
Where the balls are shaved and the guys are pretty...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2019 12:08 AM (L2ZTs)

285 Major fusing issues with Japanese bombs at Pearl Harbor too, probably reducing damage/casualties but not changing overall result.


And didn't Conqueror sink the WWII cruiser Belgrano with a reconditioned WWII Mk 48? Or that might be a memory circuit misfire.


Pretty sure the Royal Marines at Grytviken were the only ones to use infantry anti-tank rockets against a sub [Santa Fe] - unless that's another circuit failure.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 23, 2019 12:08 AM (QDnY+)

286 I'm at a restaurant bar.

CNN really sucks.

If they got rid of their anchors and replaced them with new, less TDS ones, they would probably do better. But instead, they'll leave their crappy anchors where they are and get rid of the grunts.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at July 23, 2019 12:09 AM (Jn4GT)

287 I'd hang fast to that day job for a while, there, steve...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 23, 2019 12:09 AM (7WaWV)

288 Zettai, dang!

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 23, 2019 12:10 AM (L2ZTs)

289 The US torpedo for WWII was the Mark XIII.

Mk 48 torpedoes are of much later vintage.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2019 12:10 AM (doP0Z)

290 The story of the long range Vulcan bomber missions to crater the airstrip on the island is very interesting. Flying from from Acension Island they were the longest ever combat missions at the time they were flown.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 23, 2019 12:02 AM (DjIXP)

Search for "operation black buck refueling diagram". F'n amazing.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 23, 2019 12:10 AM (t+qrx)

291 The US torpedo for WWII was the Mark XIII.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2019 12:10 AM (doP0Z)

Subs had mk14

Posted by: hogmartin at July 23, 2019 12:11 AM (t+qrx)

292 @271: "Flying from from Acension Island they were the longest ever combat missions at the time they were flown."

Curious Droid has a YouTube video about the Vulcan, Victor, and Valiant bombers; Royal Air Force development after WWII.

A dozen Victors were converted into tankers which escorted three Vulcans to the Falklands and back in a thirteen hour round trip.

Kinda crazy compared to modern day B-2 global bombing runs, and quite damning for the Brits in terms of ongoing military tech development, or lack thereof.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 23, 2019 12:12 AM (YcLo4)

293 I recall that Beckel was a drunk. You could tell that from watching him on air for 45 seconds. That was enough time. Didn't know he was a druggie too.

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Total crackhead, dude. Fox spent several hundred thousand dollars sending that idiot to rehab, time and again.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2019 12:12 AM (5aX2M)

294 I'm at a restaurant bar.

CNN really sucks.

If they got rid of their anchors and replaced them with new, less TDS ones, they would probably do better. But instead, they'll leave their crappy anchors where they are and get rid of the grunts.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at July 23, 2019 12:09 AM (Jn4GT)

Ask them to change the channel, ESPN would be better.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 23, 2019 12:12 AM (Rz2Nc)

295 Read the mad scramble of the RN to field enough Sea Harriers for Operation Corporate. The Indians were convinced they were about to lose their Sea Harriers still building to support the effort. Instead with a lot of scrounging and raiding the headquarters squadron, the two FRS.1 Sea Harrier units went overseas over strength.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2019 12:17 AM (doP0Z)

296 295 Dice

Did not know that. Wonder why FOX News was so committed to cleaning up his fat, fried brain.

I doubt it was because he was a viewer favorite.

Posted by: mnw at July 23, 2019 12:18 AM (Cssks)

297 Aha, seems I was correct. Mark VIII torpedoes used to sink Belgrano. Old design, most used Brit model in WWII, not Mk 48 obviously.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 23, 2019 12:18 AM (QDnY+)

298 87 Every woman has the right to a wax, of her scrotum.

I used to think that being a dentist would be icky.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 22, 2019 10:54 PM (+lVUW)

Ima thinking maybe a straight razor is the solution.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 23, 2019 12:19 AM (e1mEI)

299 AFAIK, there are no serial killers active in that area. I'm guessing it was a crime of opportunity. Or maybe a murder-suicide?
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Does anyone know where the Clintons were at the time?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2019 12:23 AM (xSo9G)

300 Ask them to change the channel, ESPN would be better.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 23, 2019 12:12 AM (Rz2Nc)

It's on the other TV. Luckily, you can't hear the TV over the music.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at July 23, 2019 12:23 AM (QOjCo)

301 https://youtu.be/QSLXuK6bs4g

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2019 12:26 AM (doP0Z)

302 thanks for the Bobby Sherman vid, Mis. Hum. I loved it.

it wasn't the song. it was Bobby SHERMAN!!

(grinning ear to ear)

Posted by: booknlass at July 23, 2019 12:30 AM (xIKXj)

303 Every time I hear "Long Tall Sally," it makes me think of the helicopter ride with Jesse Ventura at the beginning of "Predator." Great song, great movie.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky - Sexual Tyrannosaurus at July 23, 2019 12:30 AM (tV4uu)

304 It's on the other TV. Luckily, you can't hear the TV over the music.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at July 23, 2019 12:23 AM (QOjCo)

You're a woman, play dumb, and ask anyways. I'd offer another station, but off the top of my head the ESPN request works.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 23, 2019 12:31 AM (Rz2Nc)

305 https://youtu.be/QSLXuK6bs4g

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2019 12:26 AM



"Kawaii", indeed!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 23, 2019 12:32 AM (7WaWV)

306 Great ont mishum.

So after listening to some tunes I started reading. It seems to be about waxing balls, Nair on balls holy crap well at least then they got to shaving balls which sounds safer.

Has anyone heard from Chavez? My dad's not too far away and he lost power from Saturday night till about 2 on Sunday. Chavez says his neighbors didn't have power but he didn't mention himself.

Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at July 23, 2019 12:33 AM (45iRS)

307 Kinda crazy compared to modern day B-2 global bombing runs, and quite damning for the Brits in terms of ongoing military tech development, or lack thereof.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 23, 2019 12:12 AM (YcLo4)

B-2s would have had to tank at least once. BUFFs are at least theoretically capable of doing ASC-Falklands-ASC on internal fuel. I suspect that BUFF mission planning would have had a refueling at a thousand miles out, just to provide fuel for a divert if ASC was weathered out.

Posted by: Fox2! at July 23, 2019 12:34 AM (MwFQu)

308 Good evening y'all!

Spent the weekend at Cheyenne Frontier Days. Saw a lot of awful racist American flags

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 23, 2019 12:36 AM (/UQ/R)

309 Sounds pretty neat. We need a shit-ton more than what we have currently just for appearances.

We're gonna needs several thousand drone launcher vessels, and 10k's of underwater drones.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 23, 2019 12:38 AM (DrqHq)

310 Wealthy NYers move to Miami and first thing they do is register to vote as Democrats. Why the fuck are we celebrating this?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 23, 2019 12:43 AM (imO7s)

Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2019 12:43 AM (vJw+j)

312 Or at least to the Exocet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 11:43 PM (CR79h)

Supposedly, the Brits didn't change the Entenard/Exocet radar in their warning system from "Friend" to "Hostile".

Posted by: Fox2! at July 23, 2019 12:44 AM (MwFQu)

313 Err, in reference to:


264 Then build about dozen Conex based packages to support converting up to a dozen container ships into instant mini-carriers armed with Harriers and SH-60s when war erupts.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 23, 2019 12:45 AM (DrqHq)

314 the Argies were really pissed at the French and the US because the French wouldn't tell them how to change the fusing on the Exocet, and they hadn't thought of asking beforehand.

By the way the 2nd most traveled US Secretary of State was Al Haig, who tried shuttle diplomacy between Buenos Aires and London.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2019 12:45 AM (vJw+j)

315 Hi Westminster, sounds like you had a grand time. Awesome. I will always cherish our times together in LV.

Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at July 23, 2019 12:45 AM (45iRS)

316 Oh Farmer! Me as well! How are you healing?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 23, 2019 12:47 AM (/UQ/R)

317 And Bobby Sherman

Thanks MH

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 23, 2019 12:48 AM (/UQ/R)

318 Wealthy NYers move to Miami and first thing they do is register to vote as Democrats. Why the fuck are we celebrating this?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 23, 2019 12:43 AM (imO7s)

I assumed they have been registered to vote in both states all along. They aren't actually moving, they are just changing their primary recidiency.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 23, 2019 12:48 AM (Rz2Nc)

319 it's worth noting whenever a little richard video is linked how important he was to rock and roll. reading of the early years it's remarkable how he was nearly universally credited as the most influential early musician. hands down.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 23, 2019 12:50 AM (Pg+x7)

320 I'm doing fine considering I'm 29 plus what is that, o34 years. Damn healing from an ankle thing is a long process but I will get there. thanks for asking.

Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at July 23, 2019 12:52 AM (45iRS)

321 Goodnight all!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 23, 2019 12:53 AM (Rz2Nc)

322 Miley.......still around?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 23, 2019 12:55 AM (/UQ/R)

323 Seems to me it would be pretty damned easy to honey-trap that "Jessica" Yaniv pedo. Either lawfully, and bust him for soliciting child porn, or on the QT, and arrange a meetup that he will remember to his dying day. Even with a faulty memory.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2019 12:58 AM (abNpZ)

324 Ugh, just spent a couple of hours clearing tabs, adding many posts to my three blogs (none of which are not my main blog of my stuff, such as it is), and catching up on new vids n stuff I missed over the weekend.

But my browser is several pounds lighter now.

What I need is a big ol' shot of Overnight Thread to clear my wits.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at July 23, 2019 12:59 AM (sLVyZ)

325 Night EB42.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2019 12:59 AM (CR79h)

326 $20 minimum wage, huh?

That'll leave a mark.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2019 01:01 AM (CR79h)

327 Wow, this is one hell of an interview. You don't often see Bill Whittle sputtering and at a loss for words. That's how the first few minutes are. But once he gets going, look out!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0daYNwtCNyo

Posted by: rickl at July 23, 2019 01:01 AM (sdi6R)

328 I doubt it was because he was a viewer favorite.
Posted by: mnw at July 23, 2019 12:18 AM (Cssks)

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Apparently, Fox is very understanding about that. They want you to clean up, but don't fire you off the bat... you have to fuck up a few times. Beckel eventually did get cut loose, IIRC.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2019 01:04 AM (5aX2M)

329 Hi YD! How are you?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 23, 2019 01:08 AM (/UQ/R)

330 Kinda crazy compared to modern day B-2 global bombing runs, and quite damning for the Brits in terms of ongoing military tech development, or lack thereof.

Even in 1982 it's imponderable we'd have sent B-52s, three CVs parked just outside Argie land based air range would have done the job just fine.

Posted by: JEM at July 23, 2019 01:10 AM (8erNz)

331
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 23, 2019 01:08 AM (/UQ/R)

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WDS! I'm good. I'm on the right side of the turf, anyway.

How about you?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2019 01:10 AM (5aX2M)

332 Mazzucatos just another dangerous intelligentia. Appears she's playing all sides of the aisle.

Posted by: Sock Monkey....recycled primate at July 23, 2019 01:11 AM (v6uYN)

333
If you do some acrobatics
with a little mathematics
it will take you far along.
If your idea's not defensible
don't make it comprehensible
or folks will find you out,
and your work will draw attention
if you only fail to mention
what the whole thing is about.

Your must talk of GNP
and of elasticity
of rates of substitution
and undeterminate solution
and oligonopopsony.

Posted by: Sock Monkey....recycled primate at July 23, 2019 01:12 AM (v6uYN)

334 332

She does have a point though. The yuuutes want socialism and just screaming youre a stupid commie at them wont change their mind.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 23, 2019 01:17 AM (FiUMj)

335 Good YD! Had a fun weekend in Cheyenne. Forgot though how nasty women can be in a bathroom battle line

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 23, 2019 01:17 AM (/UQ/R)

336 Republicans do a horrible job explaining why capitalism works. Well they do a horrible job generally but this in particular.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 23, 2019 01:18 AM (FiUMj)

337 Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 23, 2019 01:17

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Oy vey. I wanted to go to Frontier Days. I usually make it there, and Pueblo, but I already burned too much time on a lengthy trip. Hopefully, I'll be back to normal next year

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2019 01:22 AM (5aX2M)

338 it's worth noting whenever a little richard video is linked how important he was to rock and roll. reading of the early years it's remarkable how he was nearly universally credited as the most influential early musician. hands down.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp

Little Richard hired Jimi Hendrix as guitarist his touring band in the mid-60s.

What a country!

Posted by: Miklos Last Name Withheld and waay behind here at July 23, 2019 01:24 AM (QzkSJ)

339 Cheyenne is a place? I though it was a Millennial Girl Name.

Posted by: Miklos, much to learn at July 23, 2019 01:25 AM (QzkSJ)

340 We RVed with friends. Saw Midland, Kelsea Ballerina and Lady A on Friday. Clint Black and Rascal Flatts on Saturday. Lots of good food and a little day drinking

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 23, 2019 01:26 AM (/UQ/R)

341 Is that Turk jerk muzzie dead yet?

Posted by: torabora at July 23, 2019 01:27 AM (ss+Sh)

342 oligonopopsony.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

Check your polysyllabic privilege, you people and your sesquipedalianism.

Posted by: Miklos, short and sweet at July 23, 2019 01:27 AM (QzkSJ)

343 Republicans do a horrible job explaining why capitalism works. Well they do a horrible job generally but this in particular.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker

Nine-nine-nine!!!!

Posted by: Herman "Miklos" Cain at July 23, 2019 01:28 AM (QzkSJ)

344 The yuuutes want socialism and just screaming youre a stupid commie at them wont change their mind.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker

Do they still make Louisville Sluggers in Louisville?

Just askin'.

Posted by: Miklos, Professional Persuader at July 23, 2019 01:31 AM (QzkSJ)

345 Yes Miklos, Cheyenne is a place lol

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 23, 2019 01:32 AM (/UQ/R)

346 Oh yeah, more of the Capitalism Has Failed nonsense with not one iota of examination of government's role in the process.


*Skims article*


Yup! Government is good and beneficial and can fix market failures. And this economist is considered bright and cutting edge?


We need better "elites".

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 23, 2019 01:33 AM (g/2WM)

347 Cheyenne is a place? I though it was a Millennial Girl Name.
Posted by: Miklos, much to learn at July 23, 2019 01:25 AM (QzkSJ

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I'm guessing you're kidding, but it is maybe the best rodeo in the world. We also have the Pueblo State Fair and National Western just to the south in CO, so it's a big draw for riders.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2019 01:34 AM (5aX2M)

348 If you average it out, and apply the proper algorithm and regression analysis.....

FIRST!!!

Posted by: Miklosus Spongiformus at July 23, 2019 01:34 AM (QzkSJ)

349 "She does have a point though. The yuuutes want socialism and just
screaming youre a stupid commie at them wont change their mind."


=====


Yeah, the yuuutes want tide pods too. They don't even know what Fannie and Freddie are, let alone their role in the financial meltdown.

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 23, 2019 01:36 AM (g/2WM)

350 So there's gonna have to be a Constitutional religious exemption for ball sack waxing the waxer gets owned by the waxee in a law suit.

If this stands up there's going to be hell to pay.

Posted by: torabora at July 23, 2019 01:37 AM (ss+Sh)

351 I'm guessing you're kidding, but it is maybe the best rodeo in the world. We also have the Pueblo State Fair and National Western just to the south in CO, so it's a big draw for riders.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2019 01:34 AM (5aX2M)

Do they have the chuckwagon racing?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2019 01:37 AM (abNpZ)

352 I'm guessing you're kidding, but it is maybe the best rodeo in the world. We also have the Pueblo State Fair and National Western just to the south in CO, so it's a big draw for riders.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Must be very cool, except for all the Dem candidates gladhanding and offering free corndogs.

Posted by: Miklos, way out East at July 23, 2019 01:37 AM (QzkSJ)

353 Do they have the chuckwagon racing?
Posted by: Alberta

WOOF!!!

Posted by: our canine friends at July 23, 2019 01:38 AM (QzkSJ)

354 So there's gonna have to be a Constitutional religious exemption for ball sack waxing the waxer gets owned by the waxee in a law suit.

If this stands up there's going to be hell to pay.
Posted by: torabora at July 23, 2019 01:37 AM (ss+Sh)

The wanna-be waxee is a pedophile, in Canada, suing Canadian wax prax.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2019 01:38 AM (abNpZ)

355 The wanna-be waxee is a pedophile, in Canada, suing Canadian wax prax.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Facts, Jack.

Posted by: Miklos, consonance hobbyist at July 23, 2019 01:40 AM (QzkSJ)

356 Do they have the chuckwagon racing?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2019 01:37 AM (abNpZ)

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Not that I've seen. I don't know if that even happens in Yankistan. Maybe in Minnesota or something. It kind of reminds me of harness racing though.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2019 01:41 AM (5aX2M)

357 AOP...........how is your summer? Mr. WDS talked to his cousin in SK today. Can't get any crops in.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 23, 2019 01:43 AM (/UQ/R)

358 She does have a point though. The yuuutes want socialism and just screaming youre a stupid commie at them wont change their mind.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker

Many well reasoned theories have good points. Reality on the other hand is a different animal. I'm struggling to come up with a few good examples of "govermental partnership. Bad examples I can come up with. I'm a bit selfish when it comes to the taxes I already pay

Posted by: Sock Monkey....recycled primate at July 23, 2019 01:43 AM (v6uYN)

359 Is Erdogan going to be the new... which of the Soviet Premieres was it? Brezhnev or Andropov? Both?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2019 01:44 AM (CR79h)

360 Oh yeah screw the yewts. I was one once and I thought socialism was a good deal. Life cured me of that

Posted by: Sock Monkey....recycled primate at July 23, 2019 01:45 AM (v6uYN)

361 I'm struggling to come up with a few good examples of "govermental partnership.

The, um, um, the...Intercontinental Railroad!!!

Posted by: Barry O'Soetoro at July 23, 2019 01:46 AM (QzkSJ)

362 Not that I've seen. I don't know if that even happens in Yankistan. Maybe in Minnesota or something. It kind of reminds me of harness racing though.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2019 01:41 AM (5aX2M)

It is a spectacle. Four wagons, each drawn by a team of four horses, each team with an outrider, too. They start by making a U-turn around a barrel, and then race around the track in about a minute and a quarter.

Easily the biggest crowd pleaser at the Stampede.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2019 01:46 AM (abNpZ)

363 Is Erdogan going to be the new... which of the Soviet Premieres was it? Brezhnev or Andropov? Both?

Posted by: Aetius451AD

ahe..(cough....cough..wheeze) ahem.

Posted by: Konstantin Chernenko at July 23, 2019 01:47 AM (QzkSJ)

364 AOP...........how is your summer? Mr. WDS talked to his cousin in SK today. Can't get any crops in.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 23, 2019 01:43 AM (/UQ/R)

Crops appear to be doing well here. Durum wheat in the fields adjacent to my place is nicely headed out, and nearby canola and field peas are all in blossom. Lots of rain, and warm days, too. Some of the wheat crop has lodged (i.e fallen over) due to wind and rain. No destructive hail as yet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2019 01:50 AM (abNpZ)

365 The, um, um, the...Intercontinental Railroad!!!
Posted by: Barry O'Soetoro

Yep Amtrak is a real winner

Posted by: Sock Monkey....recycled primate at July 23, 2019 01:51 AM (v6uYN)

366 Is Erdogan going to be the new... which of the Soviet Premieres was it? Brezhnev or Andropov? Both?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2019 01:44 AM (CR79h)

What's in the box? It's Schrodinger's Erdogan!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2019 01:51 AM (abNpZ)

367 Oh yeah screw the yewts. I was one once and I thought socialism was a good deal. Life cured me of that
Posted by: Sock Monkey....recycled primate at July 23, 2019 01:45 AM (v6uYN)

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Ha!

I never bought it... my (six years) older brother used to have to drag me around when I was a toddler. He still tells about how, when I got my first water pistol, I started "robbing" people.

I don't remember it, but apparently my dad was complaining about Democrats taking his money. So the next day, I started accosting people, demanding to know if they were Democrats, and if so, they better give my dad's money back. I do remember that part, because everyone was laughing at me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2019 01:55 AM (5aX2M)

368 What's in the box? It's Schrodinger's Erdogan!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

*rimshot*

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sock Monkey....recycled primate at July 23, 2019 01:56 AM (v6uYN)

369 Is you is or is you ain't Erdogan?

Well, sorta:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=5LGl70VGvmg

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2019 01:57 AM (abNpZ)

370 they better give my dad's money back. I do remember that part, because everyone was laughing at me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

*calculates own actuarial probabilities, checks solvency of Social Security*

Last laugh yet undetermined.

Posted by: Miklos, not suggesting ONT math, oh no at July 23, 2019 01:58 AM (QzkSJ)

371 ahe..(cough....cough..wheeze) ahem.
Posted by: Konstantin Chernenko at July 23, 2019 01:47 AM (QzkSJ)

Damn. Forgot about Chernenko.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2019 01:59 AM (2B9A/)

372 *rimshot*

*fistbump*
Posted by: Sock Monkey

*spit take*

Posted by: "Shecky" Miklos, try the veal at July 23, 2019 01:59 AM (QzkSJ)

373 What started this Erdogan thing? I can't find even a mention from the drive bys. I can't even find it on gurgle.

Posted by: Quint at July 23, 2019 02:00 AM (n13/j)

374 Damn. Forgot about Chernenko.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2019 01:59 AM (2B9A/)

He was a commoner. Had he been of the gentry, he'd have been Chernobyl.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2019 02:01 AM (abNpZ)

375 https://tinyurl.com/y4j9r5z7

Posted by: Quint at July 23, 2019 02:01 AM (n13/j)

376 Is you is or is you ain't Erdogan?

Well, sorta:

I want Biden to use that to persuade Tank Abrams to be his VP ticket mate.

Posted by: Miklos, enjoying the show at July 23, 2019 02:02 AM (QzkSJ)

377 Watching Lord of The Rings. By today's standards totally not "woke". Not a POC in sight. A few swarthy Orcs

Posted by: Sock Monkey....recycled primate at July 23, 2019 02:02 AM (v6uYN)

378 The story of the long range Vulcan bomber missions to crater the airstrip on the island is very interesting.

The time SPECRE hijacked the Vulcans and stole the nuclear warheads is pretty exciting too!

Posted by: Adriane is easily confused ... at July 23, 2019 02:03 AM (LPnfS)

379 *spit take*
Posted by: "Shecky" Miklos, try the veal

Damn brass section

Posted by: Sock Monkey....recycled primate at July 23, 2019 02:04 AM (v6uYN)

380 What started this Erdogan thing? I can't find even a mention from the drive bys. I can't even find it on gurgle.
Posted by: Quint at July 23, 2019 02:00 AM (n13/j)


Greek news reports ...

Posted by: Adriane is easily confused ... at July 23, 2019 02:04 AM (LPnfS)

381 Watching Lord of The Rings. By today's standards totally not "woke". Not a POC in sight. A few swarthy Orcs
Posted by: Sock Monkey....recycled primate at July 23, 2019 02:02 AM (v6uYN)

We blame the vile Ents inherent in the system.

Posted by: The Orcs at July 23, 2019 02:05 AM (abNpZ)

382 380 What started this Erdogan thing? I can't find even a mention from the drive bys. I can't even find it on gurgle.
Posted by: Quint at July 23, 2019 02:00 AM (n13/j)

Greek news reports ...
Posted by: Adriane is easily confused ... at July 23, 2019 02:04 AM (LPnfS)

DEATH BY SODOMY?!?!

Posted by: Al Sharpton at July 23, 2019 02:06 AM (CR79h)

383 The time SPECRE hijacked the Vulcans and stole the nuclear warheads is pretty exciting too!
Posted by: Adriane is easily confused

The USSR was pretty clearly on its way out when they couldn't even produce enough Cyrillic "T" letters. Not even for SPECTRE.

Posted by: Miklos from SMERSH at July 23, 2019 02:06 AM (QzkSJ)

384 Well, they weren't the 'White' Riders.

Radaghast was brown.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 23, 2019 02:07 AM (CR79h)

385 *calculates own actuarial probabilities, checks solvency of Social Security*

Last laugh yet undetermined.
Posted by: Miklos, not suggesting ONT math, oh no at July 23, 2019 01:58 AM (QzkSJ)

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*sigh*

The guy is finally thinking of retiring. He could have done it years ago, but he seems to have finally *maybe* decided to do it. So he's been screwed by the government well into his seventies because he just can't call it a day.

I admire it though. He's never bored.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2019 02:08 AM (5aX2M)

386 Radaghast was brown.




Miklos rates this statement as FALSE

https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/571/1553/

Posted by: Pivovar Miklosa at July 23, 2019 02:10 AM (QzkSJ)

387 Bobby Sherman rocked

Posted by: Summer of Love at July 23, 2019 02:12 AM (FJrl0)

388 the barber of Seville shaves all the nutsacks of all the men who do not shave their own balls.

who shaves the barber of Seville?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 22, 2019 11:12 PM (ykYG2)


Bluebell.

Posted by: Adriane is easily confused ... at July 23, 2019 02:15 AM (LPnfS)

389 who shaves the barber of Seville?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 22, 2019 11:12 PM (ykYG2)

Bluebell.
Posted by: Adriane

Shave and a haircut-two shivs.

Posted by: Miklos, treading carefully at July 23, 2019 02:16 AM (QzkSJ)

390
OMG. The fat-fuck hairy-balled wax-wishing tranny, Jessic Yaniv, has applied for a permit to hold a "topless swim party" for "all bodies" with children as young as 12.

See Daily Caller:

https://dailycaller.com/2019/07/22/jessica-yaniv-
topless-swim-pool-party/

Remove line feed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 23, 2019 02:18 AM (f1Vqw)

391 OMG. The fat-fuck hairy-balled wax-wishing tranny, Jessic Yaniv, has applied for a permit to hold a "topless swim party" for "all bodies" with children as young as 12.

He wants a Brazilian? Go for the full Getulio Vargas.

Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Discount Latin Dictator Warehouse at July 23, 2019 02:23 AM (QzkSJ)

392 The central premise of Mazzucato's work is about the role of the state in innovation. She is an ardent believer that governments should do more than play a passive role in fixing market failures, and be allowed to embrace their entrepreneurial spirit to steer the direction of innovation and economic growth.

That's totally retarded.

The only role government has ever played in innovation has been in defense work and, even there, government isn't exercising any sort of "entrepreneurial spirit". Government has no "entrepreneurial spirit". Government has no concept of profit and loss. Government has no concept of private property of its own, since it has none, by definition.

The only thing "scary" about this economist is how stupid she is and yet how lauded she is. But ... for economists I guess she's not much out of the ordinary in that respect.

She's a fucking commie piece of shit.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 23, 2019 02:24 AM (6fsOH)

393 She's a fucking commie piece of shit.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

Pas de probleme.

Posted by: Thomas Piketty (remember me?) at July 23, 2019 02:27 AM (QzkSJ)

394 OMG. The fat-fuck hairy-balled wax-wishing tranny, Jessic Yaniv, has applied for a permit to hold a "topless swim party" for "all bodies" with children as young as 12.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 23, 2019 02:18 AM (f1Vqw)

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Fuckin' A.

I said this earlier today, but I didn't figure it would happen THIS fast:

"The part that really bothers me about that story is that the guy is a pedophile, and this is happening in Canada.

So when he gets caught fondling a child or worse (and he will) they'll let him off the hook because he's now a prominent tranny."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 03:37 PM (AzW6q)

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2019 02:32 AM (5aX2M)

395
governments should ... be allowed to embrace their entrepreneurial spirit

=====

hahaha, wtf? Did Google Voice autocucumber that from "counterproductive spirit" and she didn't catch it? Or maybe "ultra-imperial spirit"? wtf is she talking about?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2019 02:37 AM (13CQC)

396
Rudy Giuliani was just on Laura. He's sporting about the cheapest looking hair dye job I've ever seen. I don't know if he even sprung for Grecian Formula, it may just be brown shoe polish.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 23, 2019 02:38 AM (f1Vqw)

397
So when he gets caught fondling a child or worse (and he will) they'll let him off the hook because he's now a prominent tranny."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 03:37 PM (AzW6q)

======

Dude knows the game. Get prominent first. Then commit your crimes in broad daylight.

Line from Voltaire: "Such is the practice all over the world."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2019 02:41 AM (13CQC)

398
Rudy Giuliani was just on Laura. He's sporting about the cheapest looking hair dye job I've ever seen. I don't know if he even sprung for Grecian Formula, it may just be brown shoe polish.
Posted by: publius

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lol, I guess there are some things the dude can't let go of. I saw him talking once, laughingly admitting that he had finally quit the comb-over and just combed his hair back from his heavily receded hairline. But the color may be a bridge too far.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 23, 2019 02:43 AM (13CQC)

399 wtf is she talking about?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

What Primordial said

Posted by: Sock Monkey... recycled primate at July 23, 2019 02:44 AM (v6uYN)

400
Turned to Mannix. He's fighting Nazis. Some brownshirted nut is trying to start a Fourth Reich.

They've thrown him in a pit/well with stone walls. He's slowly climbing his way out, using his belt buckle to dig out the mortar to give himself a foothold.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 23, 2019 02:49 AM (f1Vqw)

401 They've thrown him in a pit/well with stone walls. He's slowly climbing his way out, using his belt buckle to dig out the mortar to give himself a foothold.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 23, 2019 02:49 AM (f1Vqw)

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Shit... that's a walk in the park compared to what he went through in Korea. He'll be fine.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2019 02:57 AM (5aX2M)

402 They've thrown him in a pit/well with stone walls. He's slowly climbing his way out, using his belt buckle to dig out the mortar to give himself a foothold.

And just as he gets to the top, a large white beachball will bounce toward him and return him to his place in The Village ...


or something like that.

Posted by: Adriane is easily confused ... at July 23, 2019 03:05 AM (LPnfS)

403 Wenn ich "stakeholder" hoere, entsichere ich mene Browning.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 23, 2019 03:08 AM (iB1oa)

404 Bobbyshermanmania. Not Bobby Sherman, but an incredible simulation

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 23, 2019 03:11 AM (iB1oa)

405 Horrible cat video that will enrage you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI-c2K9C4-g

Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2019 03:36 AM (tH5fk)

406 Horrible cat video that will enrage you:

Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2019 03:36 AM (tH5fk)


You must have a side gig writing clickbait headlines for The Daily Wire.

Posted by: RickZ at July 23, 2019 03:58 AM (Y8PSl)

407 I also do listicles.

Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2019 04:01 AM (tH5fk)

408 I also do listicles.

Posted by: eleven

I thought you have to go to Canada to get those waxed.

Posted by: Miklos, South of the Border (ask Pedro) at July 23, 2019 04:04 AM (QzkSJ)

409 Obvious to me I'm not sleeping enough

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2019 04:04 AM (BbGew)

410 Pouring down rain here

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2019 04:07 AM (BbGew)

411 How Erica Thomas and Eric Sparkes ended up on camera together:

Eric Sparkes denied that comment while admitting to calling the state representative a b****. She stepped in mid-interview to confront Sparkes, who said he came to speak with the manager - then saw TV crews in the parking lot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TOsTHfKJHM

Posted by: m at July 23, 2019 04:09 AM (UpS69)

412 Pouring down rain here
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2019 04:07 AM (BbGew)


Not a lot of rain, but enough wind to shear a tent pole ...

Posted by: Adriane is easily confused ... at July 23, 2019 04:23 AM (LPnfS)

413 Nope...can't read that as anything other than Eric Sparkles.

Which isn't such a bad thing.

Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2019 04:30 AM (tH5fk)

414 Channel 11 newswoman "went to interview Representative Thomas at the Publix in Mapleton.... Eric Sparkes was also there ... to speak with the manager."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCM4AGQX7dk

(new short clip)

Posted by: m at July 23, 2019 04:31 AM (UpS69)

415 Never heard of Eric Sparkles.
Sands of Iwo Jima with John Wayne is on Movies!

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2019 04:33 AM (BbGew)

416 Up-Sparkles? Or down-Sparkles?

Posted by: m at July 23, 2019 04:34 AM (UpS69)

417 That Channel 11 clip does a pretty good job of asking questions and attempting investigative reporting.

Posted by: m at July 23, 2019 04:36 AM (UpS69)

418 We're on Sparkles again?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 23, 2019 04:36 AM (ycWCI)

419 The Channel 11 clip shows a facebook post by Eric Sparkes saying "Trump needs to go back to Germany and his Nazi roots."

Posted by: m at July 23, 2019 04:38 AM (UpS69)

420 We're on Sparkles again?
Posted by: Aetius451AD



Deal with it.


Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2019 04:41 AM (tH5fk)

421 Oh wow... an adult actress just followed me on Twitter. Lucky sign?

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 22, 2019 10:41 PM (GtG/j)

I first read that as an "adult actress" as opposed to a child actress.

But now I take it you meant an "adult" actress.
Posted by: rickl

Yeah, she can stay up as long as she wants to.

Posted by: JT at July 23, 2019 04:42 AM (arJlL)

422 What is Trump's genealogical background? Scots Irish?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 23, 2019 04:42 AM (ycWCI)

423 Never heard of Eric Sparkles.
Sands of Iwo Jima with John Wayne is on Movies!
Posted by: Skip


I hate the guy who went back for coffee.

Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2019 04:44 AM (tH5fk)

424 423 Never heard of Eric Sparkles.
Sands of Iwo Jima with John Wayne is on Movies!
Posted by: Skip

I hate the guy who went back for coffee.
Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2019 04:44 AM (tH5fk)

Better than the Sands of Iwo Jima with Eric Sparkles.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 23, 2019 04:45 AM (ycWCI)

425 422 What is Trump's genealogical background? Scots Irish?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 23, 2019 04:42 AM (ycWCI)

Family of Donald Trump (wikipedia)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_of_Donald_Trump

Posted by: m at July 23, 2019 04:46 AM (UpS69)

426 Better than the Sands of Iwo Jima with Eric Sparkles.
Posted by: Aetius451AD



Can we please just...with the Eric Sparkles?

Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2019 04:46 AM (tH5fk)

427 If your throwing around the Nazi term I have no time for you.

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2019 04:46 AM (BbGew)

428 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_of_Donald_Trump
Posted by: m at July 23, 2019 04:46 AM (UpS69)

So, looks like I was about half right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 23, 2019 04:48 AM (ycWCI)

429 You know who else was a Nazi?

Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2019 04:48 AM (tH5fk)

430 381 Watching Lord of The Rings. By today's standards totally not "woke". Not a POC in sight. A few swarthy Orcs
Posted by: Sock Monkey....recycled primate at July 23, 2019 02:02 AM (v6uYN)

We blame the vile Ents inherent in the system.
Posted by: The Orcs



https://tinyurl.com/ybjjkmu6

Read our commentary on LOTR.

Posted by: Zinn and Chomsky at July 23, 2019 04:49 AM (itGyj)

431 Everyone's half Irish. We get around.

Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2019 04:49 AM (tH5fk)

432 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_of_Donald_Trump

They are part of the broader Trump family originating from Germany. Donald Trump's mother, Mary Anne MacLeod, came from the Hebridean island of Lewis, off the west coast of Scotland.

Posted by: m at July 23, 2019 04:49 AM (UpS69)

433 429 You know who else was a Nazi?
Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2019 04:48 AM (tH5fk)

Nice one.

Posted by: m at July 23, 2019 04:50 AM (UpS69)

434 431 Everyone's half Irish. We get around.
Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2019 04:49 AM (tH5fk)

Or wants to be.

Posted by: m at July 23, 2019 04:51 AM (UpS69)

435 Wiki is to prone to propaganda hacking. I know Dennis Prayer says his page is filled with half truth and lie and he can't do anything to stop it.

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2019 04:53 AM (BbGew)

436 Clickbait articles know how to hook me:

https://tinyurl.com/y54gkgq2

Evidently she plays golf and is a 'social media influencer'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 23, 2019 04:54 AM (ycWCI)

437 I wonder if Wiki could be sued for defamation?

Fuck them anyhoo.

Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2019 04:55 AM (tH5fk)

438 What is Trump's genealogical background? Scots Irish?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 23, 2019 04:42 AM (ycWCI)

Scots and German.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 23, 2019 04:55 AM (tVQUs)

439 https://tinyurl.com/y54gkgq2

Evidently she plays golf and is a 'social media influencer'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Dimples too sharp.

Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2019 04:56 AM (tH5fk)

440 435 Wiki is to prone to propaganda hacking. I know Dennis Prayer says his page is filled with half truth and lie and he can't do anything to stop it.
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2019 04:53 AM (BbGew)

You know, you never think about it, but the encyclopedias we had when we were kids: how accurate were they?

One of the first things you (are supposed) to learn in school or college is to do your research and not necessarily trust it just because it is written down by any half-wit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 23, 2019 04:56 AM (ycWCI)

441 436: Paige Spiranac

Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates at July 23, 2019 04:57 AM (itGyj)

442 Dimples too sharp.
Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2019 04:56 AM (tH5fk)

We should do a magazine for 'The Discerning Moron'. We could have comments about all the ladies various 'failings'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 23, 2019 04:58 AM (ycWCI)

443 441 436: Paige Spiranac

Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates at July 23, 2019 04:57 AM (itGyj)

Yep. One of the few times I have seen the clickbait actually mention the pictured ladies' name.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 23, 2019 04:58 AM (ycWCI)

444 443: I would love to golf nekkid with her because I'm open minded and stuff.

Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates at July 23, 2019 05:04 AM (itGyj)

445 And the thread screeches to a halt.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 23, 2019 05:04 AM (ycWCI)

446 Wiki is to prone to propaganda hacking. I know Dennis Prayer says his page is filled with half truth and lie and he can't do anything to stop it.

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2019 04:53 AM (BbGew)


Mark Dice complains about the content on his Wiki entry, too. His main complaint is that he can't update the bad information (read: lies and half-truths) on his Wiki entry.

Posted by: RickZ at July 23, 2019 05:05 AM (Y8PSl)

447 444 443: I would love to golf nekkid with her because I'm open minded and stuff.
Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates at July 23, 2019 05:04 AM (itGyj)

Thanks for taking one for the team.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 23, 2019 05:07 AM (ycWCI)

448 And the thread screeches to a halt.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

We're all listening to Little Richard.

Posted by: Miklos, Wop Bop a do Bop a Wop Bam Boom at July 23, 2019 05:08 AM (QzkSJ)

449 One of the first things you (are supposed) to learn in school or college is to do your research and not necessarily trust it just because it is written down by any half-wit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 23, 2019 04:56 AM (ycWCI)


The phrase/concept I was taught was 'source documents'. Read them for the unfiltered story, not what someone wrote about someone's book on what someone said about a particular issue/event.

It's like the Trump 'pussy tape'. What the lefty media says Trump said is now the narrative versus the unabashed Truth of Trump's statement: "If you're rich enough, women let you grab 'em by the pussy." Not politically correct but then, no Truth is ever politically correct.

Posted by: RickZ at July 23, 2019 05:10 AM (Y8PSl)

450 Not a lot of rain, but enough wind to shear a tent pole ...
Posted by: Adriane is easily confused ...

(Puts pants on !)

Posted by: JT at July 23, 2019 05:12 AM (arJlL)

451 Posted by: RickZ at July 23, 2019 05:10 AM (Y8PSl)

The other thing I was getting at was that you should never 'trust' the sources, especially when they are out of living memory.

A professor used an example of an account by a fur trader (diary) which was being used to see the effect of measles and other diseases on Indian tribes.

First person account are often regarded as the most valuable and 'closest to the event'. However, these are the ones that are the most perilous because you receive the writers bias whole cloth and without any contradictory material- indeed it is filtered out. You get their version and nothing else and that might well not be reliable.

Another example I can think of was a WWI mini series where they used a Belgian child's diary to expound upon the atrocities there. One, he was maybe 11 (maybe younger.) Two, Belgian.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 23, 2019 05:16 AM (ycWCI)

452 Why my in-laws were alive had to spend hours there, hours. Anyway they had a encyclopedia set and would read them. Never found anything wrong in them that I found out.

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2019 05:18 AM (BbGew)

453 Why my in-laws were alive had to spend hours there, hours. Anyway they had a encyclopedia set and would read them. Never found anything wrong in them that I found out.
Posted by: Skip


Did you look up Bolivia by any chance?

Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2019 05:23 AM (tH5fk)

454 The phrase/concept I was taught was 'source documents'. Read them for the unfiltered story, not what someone wrote about someone's book on what someone said about a particular issue/event.

It's like the Trump 'pussy tape'. What the lefty media says Trump said is now the narrative versus the unabashed Truth of Trump's statement: "If you're rich enough, women let you grab 'em by the pussy." Not politically correct but then, no Truth is ever politically correct.
Posted by: RickZ
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"Hands up, don't shoot..."
I heard that somewhere at sometime for some reason...

Posted by: lin-duh at July 23, 2019 05:24 AM (UUBmN)

455 americanthinker.com/free tuition and forgiving student debt will not save radical college faculty
https://tinyurl.com/y24xlshh

Maybe not in the long run but billions fed to institutions will make a lot of fat rich happiness in them.

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2019 05:25 AM (BbGew)

456 446 Mark Dice complains about the content on his Wiki entry, too. His main complaint is that he can't update the bad information (read: lies and half-truths) on his Wiki entry.
Posted by: RickZ at July 23, 2019 05:05 AM (Y8PSl)

His Wikipedia entry is really harsh.

Posted by: m at July 23, 2019 05:26 AM (UpS69)

457 Trump agrees to a deal to raise debt ceiling.

Nothing to see here.

Posted by: A few more trillion dollars at July 23, 2019 05:27 AM (9A56N)

458 I hate when I can't sleep. tossed and turned , finally gave up. I guess the fiscal year end is coming up fast and It's the first time I'm basically doing all the closing out and reports for our entire agency...by myself. I guess it's on my mind since I don't want to mess up too badly or forget to do some report. Yes, it's a state agency with all of the attached bureaucracy. I'm 'askeerd!

Posted by: lin-duh at July 23, 2019 05:30 AM (UUBmN)

459 I think I read most every one, or at least glanced at it.
Hours.
Was some years ago now.

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2019 05:31 AM (BbGew)

460 Made lunch, got my covfefe, now I need to get ready for work...

Posted by: lin-duh at July 23, 2019 05:32 AM (UUBmN)

461 Come back when you're all vegan campaign
directorblue.blogspot.com/idea to get liberals to leave us alone
https://tinyurl.com/y4ctxs88

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2019 05:33 AM (BbGew)

462 I think the rain stopped so better get out the door.
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2019 05:36 AM (BbGew)

463 Have a good day Skip.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 23, 2019 05:38 AM (ycWCI)

464 My education in dubious and bad movies has been furthered by paying quarter attention to Star Crash. Let me get this straight, this is Barbarella meets Star Wars?

Poor David Hasselhoff to star in such dreck. All who wrote and green-lighted this mess should be sent to the salt mines of Kessel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2019 05:48 AM (doP0Z)

465 Smoking chimp. I always thought NASA cheated smoking chimp out of the moon landing......because of his.......smoking.

Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2019 06:02 AM (UUkQp)

466 So Obama and Holder quit taking DNA for Illegals. We have no fucking clue who they let in for the last 9 years. NONE!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2019 06:05 AM (JFO2v)

467 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 06:09 AM (cqNba)

468 And a greeting from Salty, who is off the grid and on vacation.

Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 06:11 AM (cqNba)

469 @405 those cats, what a travesty. Someone should call the spca immediately.

Posted by: micky at July 23, 2019 06:14 AM (3byMq)

470 And a greeting from Salty, who is off the grid and on vacation.

Good morning!

More smoke signals !

Posted by: JT at July 23, 2019 06:23 AM (arJlL)

471 I see that AG Barr has warned meuller about straying from his report during his testimony tomorrow.


He has been warned, let's see what happens.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 23, 2019 06:25 AM (JUOKG)

472 Good Morning Morons

Posted by: Vic/ at July 23, 2019 06:32 AM (mpXpK)

473 471 I see that AG Barr has warned meuller about straying from his report during his testimony tomorrow.


He has been warned, let's see what happens.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 23, 2019 06:25 AM (JUOKG)

1 question:

When did you know there was no Russian collusion?

We know it was before Aug 2nd, 2017 when the second letter was sent to expand the scope.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2019 06:32 AM (JFO2v)

474 test

Posted by: Vic at July 23, 2019 06:32 AM (mpXpK)

475 "Good morning!

More smoke signals !"

Should only be about five more days of those.

Should be able to make it.

*Eyes shrinking pile of firewood, nervously*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 06:33 AM (cqNba)

476 474 test
Posted by: Vic at July 23, 2019 06:32 AM (mpXpK)

WTF O

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2019 06:34 AM (JFO2v)

477 476 WTF O

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2019 06:34 AM (JFO2v)

Trying to get it where it only prints my name and not all that other mumbo jumbo

Posted by: Vic at July 23, 2019 06:37 AM (mpXpK)

478 475 VIA

is this transmission correct?

... . -. -.. / -... . . .-.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2019 06:38 AM (JFO2v)

479 I have not been having much luck with computer crap this week. I was trying to download a book from Amazon and it wasn't working. I got a help guy to fix the download. He dissapeared about 1000 of my books that were in my library.

Posted by: Vic at July 23, 2019 06:39 AM (mpXpK)

480 "475 VIA

is this transmission correct?

... . -. -.. / -... . . .-."

I r Machinist Mate.

What u seek is Radioman.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 06:42 AM (cqNba)

481 477 Trying to get it where it only prints my name and not all that other mumbo jumbo
Posted by: Vic at July 23, 2019 06:37 AM (mpXpK)

Success!

Posted by: m at July 23, 2019 06:42 AM (UpS69)

482 479 vic

are they not still in your Amazon account?

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2019 06:44 AM (JFO2v)

483 No PDT has a wage on Minimum wages

percentage of hourly paid workers earning the prevailing federal minimum wage or less down from 2.3 percent in 2017 to 2.1 percent in 2018.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2019 06:48 AM (JFO2v)

484 482
479 vic



are they not still in your Amazon account?

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2019 06:44 AM (JFO2v)

The help guy said they were moved to a different account under my same name but I can not get to it. He would not tell me what the PW to sign on was.

Posted by: Vic at July 23, 2019 06:51 AM (mpXpK)

485 I lost all that shit trying to download a book I paid $9 for and it turned out to be not WAS.

Posted by: Vic at July 23, 2019 06:54 AM (mpXpK)

486 The help guy said they were moved to a different account under my same name but I can not get to it. He would not tell me what the PW to sign on was.
Posted by: Vic

Don't they have a "Forgot your password?" option ?

Click that and they'll send you an e-mail and you can open that and mebbe change your password to a new one.

Posted by: JT at July 23, 2019 06:58 AM (arJlL)

487 486 Don't they have a "Forgot your password?" option ?



Click that and they'll send you an e-mail and you can open that and mebbe change your password to a new one.

Posted by: JT at July 23, 2019 06:58 AM (arJlL)

I have to get to the account first.

Posted by: Vic at July 23, 2019 07:00 AM (mpXpK)

488 Hey!!!


CBD is running around, posting NOOD.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 23, 2019 07:05 AM (cqNba)

489 I tried changing my password, still can't get to that account.

Posted by: Vic at July 23, 2019 07:06 AM (mpXpK)

490 new one

Posted by: m at July 23, 2019 07:44 AM (UpS69)

491 About that poll, I have to ask: What? No glass of water?

Posted by: GWB at July 23, 2019 08:25 AM (pNkYU)

So Maybe This Won't Be a Complete Disaster



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:30 PM




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1 ha 1st

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 22, 2019 08:30 PM (aS1PU)

2 Being thin feels better than anything tastes.

Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2019 08:31 PM (GaOgf)

3 Those are funny! I thought they meant actual plates with grooves for salad, meat and starchy food, like I've seen in garage sales.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 22, 2019 08:31 PM (/+bwe)

4 Blue Horseshoe loves Macy's portion control plates.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 08:32 PM (ym5eo)

5 What does, "Missed the mark," mean now?

Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2019 08:33 PM (jY3BZ)

6 Hahaha

I'd like to see guy ones.

More. No, really, more. More, dammit."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 08:33 PM (RMwSd)

7 Are we fasting again? Does chocolate count?

Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2019 08:33 PM (GaOgf)

8 A heaping helping of woke, the other white meat.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 08:33 PM (t6MX/)

9 >>>5 What does, "Missed the mark," mean now?


"Lynched a barber."

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 08:33 PM (PbpT7)

10 Sooner or later businesses are going to have to just tell these people to fuck off.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 22, 2019 08:34 PM (hjaPQ)

11 You vill not haf a sense off humor!

Posted by: Thot Police at July 22, 2019 08:34 PM (sLicW)

12 Is there a Jonah Goldberg sizing?

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at July 22, 2019 08:34 PM (FSmm7)

13

Can't some company just step up and say GO TO HELL?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 08:34 PM (aKsyK)

14 How about a plate that says "Hey Fat Ass, Stop Already".

WTF is a "body positivity activist".

Sounds like something Hank Johnson would say.......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 22, 2019 08:34 PM (Z+IKu)

15 12
Is there a Jonah Goldberg sizing?

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at July 22, 2019 08:34 PM (FSmm7)

It has an arrow pointing to other people's plates that you steal from.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 08:35 PM (t6MX/)

16

body positive activist??


Christ Almighty...

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 22, 2019 08:35 PM (Jy6ww)

17 still fuck macys for being anti-trump

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 08:35 PM (JziUy)

18 16




body positive activist??





Christ Almighty...

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 22, 2019 08:35 PM (Jy6ww)

A/K/A, Assistant Life Coach.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 08:36 PM (t6MX/)

19 Wait--this is a hoax, right?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 22, 2019 08:36 PM (hjaPQ)

20 The plate is funny.


And no minorities or SJW's were harmed in making that plate.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 08:36 PM (sy5kK)

21 There will be no fun while eating in SJWorld.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 08:36 PM (HaL55)

22

Rosie O'Donuts plate circle is the size of Cleveland

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2019 08:36 PM (6ooku)

23 aw those are cute!

dear god people get a sense of humor

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2019 08:36 PM (Rarvo)

24 I guess those could be millennial males plates.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 08:36 PM (RMwSd)

25 20
The plate is funny.





And no minorities or SJW's were harmed in making that plate.







Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 08:36 PM (sy5kK)

Well, fuck those plates, then.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 08:36 PM (t6MX/)

26 I don't know what this is about. Sounds dumb.

I was watching an old Dr Who (Baker) last night and he had one of those anti-manspreading chairs on the bridge of the Tardis. Why would you do that? There is plenty of room there to spread out. Seems odd.

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2019 08:36 PM (Tnijr)

27 America, the only nation in human history where the poor people are fat.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 08:36 PM (sy5kK)

28 Yes, because eating until one becomes morbidly obese isn't a disorder at all.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 08:36 PM (bczF/)

29 Tweeting at 9:31pm asking others about actors is like turning on the neon vacancy sign to your wife's love canal.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 08:37 PM (ym5eo)

30 How did I hear it put?

Oh yeah.

"Humorless scolds."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 08:37 PM (RMwSd)

31

Alternate poat title:

You Guys Are Not Gonna Believe This But THIS Post Is Real And The Post Below Is Fake

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 22, 2019 08:37 PM (Jy6ww)

32 aw those are cute!



dear god people get a sense of humor


Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2019 08:36 PM

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I wonder if I can still order some.....they are nice.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 22, 2019 08:37 PM (JUOKG)

33
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 08:36 PM (sy5kK)

Well, fuck those plates, then.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 08:36 PM (t6MX/)



*snort*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 08:37 PM (sy5kK)

34 Seems to me that if you court the woke crowd, you get treated like this. Live by the SJWs, die by the SJWs.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 22, 2019 08:37 PM (/+bwe)

35 still fuck macys for being anti-trump

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 08:35 PM (JziUy)


Exactly. They can burn in hell. What's funny is I have a pair of Donald Trump slacks I bought there years ago, when I thought it was embarrassing, didn't like him at all, but damn it they fit great and were inexpensive. Still have 'em.

Posted by: Thot Police at July 22, 2019 08:38 PM (sLicW)

36 A/K/A, Assistant Life Coach.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 08:36 PM (t6MX/)

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LIVING IN A VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 08:38 PM (bczF/)

37 President Mom Jeans hardest hit?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 08:38 PM (kbJA/)

38 Not seeing why it won't be a total disaster.

Effem all.

Insofar as this seems entirely blue-on-blue, I'm hoping for actual body-count, not just a bunch of lip-flap.

*spits*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 08:38 PM (pbg54)

39 I think normals need to start being offended by insta-corporate prostration to these weirdos.

Like, fuck macys, that's offensive that you would give the time of day to these retards

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 08:38 PM (JziUy)

40 erg

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 22, 2019 08:38 PM (sLicW)

41 You would work from the outside in when sizing up cocaine on the plates.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 08:38 PM (ym5eo)

42
Okay, The Poat Below Is Fake But Trust Me This Is Real

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 22, 2019 08:38 PM (Jy6ww)

43 Why is it that most of the people protesting these plates are fat women?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 22, 2019 08:38 PM (JUOKG)

44 Oh, they are plates with sayings on them huh like "Oink Oink" and "Drop Food Here"

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2019 08:39 PM (Tnijr)

45 Is the Skinny Jean area where you put your lines of coke?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 08:39 PM (UU59y)

46 29: that shit needs to be on a fortune cookie.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 22, 2019 08:39 PM (nDe2U)

47 SJWs hate humor.

Posted by: buzzion at July 22, 2019 08:39 PM (WaxcS)

48 We really are getting a glimpse of history with Puritans slowly gaining control.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 08:39 PM (RMwSd)

49 29
Tweeting at 9:31pm asking others about actors is like turning on the neon vacancy sign to your wife's love canal.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 08:37 PM (ym5eo)

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What?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 08:39 PM (bczF/)

50 Where is the really big plate with the FABs name on it or that tank frmGA

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 08:39 PM (85Gof)

51 Another victory for the oppressed masses! Looks like whitey's days of oppressing the heavy man are coming to an end!

Posted by: Massive Marxist Michael Moore at July 22, 2019 08:39 PM (tVQUs)

52 Or Nadlers pants

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 08:40 PM (85Gof)

53
Being thin feels better than anything tastes.
Posted by: ALH

======

"I'll eat when I'm dead."

--Skinny heiress Daphne Guinness

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 08:40 PM (13CQC)

54 I usually take a standard wheelbarrow at the buffet.
Rosey O'Donald

Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2019 08:40 PM (UUkQp)

55 Fuck it. Time to get started on that tinder profile. Laters.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 08:40 PM (ym5eo)

56 21 There will be no fun while eating in SJWorld.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 08:36 PM (HaL55


Soylent Greens are rationed according to your political class.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at July 22, 2019 08:41 PM (Vy7tf)

57 43
Why is it that most of the people protesting these plates are fat women?


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 22, 2019 08:38 PM (JUOKG)

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Because they think that if they didn't feel guilty about overeating, they'd be able resist taking a third trip through the buffet line.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 08:41 PM (bczF/)

58 I saw this earlier this am. Pissed me off, especially since I am going to Cali next month and can't to to Macy's now. Fk heads.

Posted by: Infidel at July 22, 2019 08:41 PM (BLFnH)

59 Willowed explanation:

219 The origin of trap is mostly tied to anime and the manga and light novels which many are based on.



In a sort of author's arms race it became an addition to harem
scenarios (lots of women romantically interested in a male lead who is
often just self-insert fantasy) which were getting a bit stale because
every story kept repeating the same character archetypes (tsundere,
kuudere, etc).



So shows started to air where a character was drawn as an attractive
girl, often even voiced by a woman, and would be friendly to the male
main character and possibly harbor romantic feelings towards them. Then
it turns out that it was a guy all along. So anime fans quickly took
to classifying this new character archetype as a trap.



A subset of degenerate Japanese fans decided that this was just the
best thing ever, just as every previous archetype had spawned a devout
fanbase. That then spread from 2chan to 4chan and other communities as
western fans emulated Japanese fans.



Now obviously such perfectly deceptive "traps" don't exist in the
real world, but as the term gained popularity ("are traps gay?", "X is a
trap") the trans community started pretending that this was some vile
slur aimed at them (because they make such convincing women).
Completely ignoring that the subculture that spawned the term generally
fawned over trap characters and the "are traps gay?" was often a bit of
self-deprecating humor. So now SJWs consider the term hate speech and
this as trickled down into subcultures that kowtow to them.

Posted by: Sjg at July 22, 2019 08:32 PM (gDSJf)

Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2019 08:41 PM (Dh1wo)

60 "Body positivity activist Jameela Jamil"?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, waving bullshit flag at July 22, 2019 08:41 PM (CDGwz)

61 What they need is a plate that yells at you when you get too much food.

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2019 08:41 PM (Tnijr)

62
These corporate types are such sad sacks. They're so desperate to be seen as cool and with it, and they identify those things with the Left, because they were "cool" thirty years ago when they were young.

If they wanted to be cool and get people to like them today they'd pull the plates from the stores with a sarcastic apology and replace them with ones that said "scrawny hipster," "Chuck Norris," and "Jerry Nadler."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 08:42 PM (5aX2M)

63
Anyone else besides me worried now the entire country knows our little secret that the "Express Lane" is really our Whites Only lane at the supermarket where we can avoid all the undesirables?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 22, 2019 08:42 PM (Jy6ww)

64 Now that we've dispensed with the offensive language, let's discuss plates as a vestige of white supremacy.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 22, 2019 08:42 PM (hjaPQ)

65 Why is it that most of the people protesting these plates are fat women?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 22, 2019 08:38 PM (JUOKG)

Because white feminists want a victim status too.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 08:42 PM (tVQUs)

66 Tonight's guest interpreter, raimondo, has infiltrated a great many alt right sights and he has told me that MAGA means Make Anuses Giant Again. More on this later.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow, I wish to be relevant again at July 22, 2019 08:42 PM (a4EWo)

67 The day we stop apologizing and say "f*ck off" is the day the culture starts to turn around. But no one seems able to do it.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 22, 2019 08:42 PM (H8QX8)

68 61 What they need is a plate that yells at you when you get too much food.
Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2019 08:41 PM (Tnijr)

Then what would my wife do?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 08:42 PM (85Gof)

69

Coming soon...(trust me)...

"Is The 'Express Lane' Racist?"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 22, 2019 08:42 PM (Jy6ww)

70 Eh, they're stupid but I long for the good old days when stupid stuff would just not sell.

>>WTF is a "body positivity activist".

An activist who polices speech, etc. related to body weight/attractiveness. They're the shrews who lecture a new mom about posting a picture of their weight loss after having the baby because it promotes harmful standards for other new moms, that sort of thing.

They are scolds.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 08:42 PM (bDqIh)

71 48
We really are getting a glimpse of history with Puritans slowly gaining control.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 08:39 PM (RMwSd)

---
Or the next season's casting call for "My 600 lb Life."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 08:42 PM (bczF/)

72 Now do Victoria's Secret for sexualizing women.

Instagram hardest hit.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2019 08:43 PM (RBOtF)

73 What she tweeted was, 'Fuck these plates. Fuck these plates to hell'.

Hardest hit: The toaster.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2019 08:43 PM (CDGwz)

74 >
Then what would my wife do?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 08:42 PM (85Gof)



Not have sex with you?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 08:43 PM (UU59y)

75 Aren't plates by their very existence "fat shaming"?


By their very nature, they limit your portions. I say, do away with china! I want to see troughs! And not those pussy sized things you see in veal pens.


No, I want the King Ranch long horn cattle sized things that look like a pick up without wheels. Proper galvanized metal, so I'm not shamed by not having the latest styles or by chipping it. Take it outside and hose it off.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 22, 2019 08:44 PM (sLicW)

76 I would totally use those plates. When we are doing portion control I use salad plates.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 08:44 PM (7bcfy)

77 These corporate types are such sad sacks. They're so
desperate to be seen as cool and with it, and they identify those
things with the Left, because they were "cool" thirty years ago when
they were young.



If they wanted to be cool and get people to like them today they'd
pull the plates from the stores with a sarcastic apology and replace
them with ones that said "scrawny hipster," "Chuck Norris," and "Jerry
Nadler."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 08:42 PM (5aX2M)

---
They live on Twitter. They study the trends, likes, follows religiously and then report these to their bosses, who are unaware that mostly they watch cat videos on the company's dime.

So having a panic over this helps justify their salary.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 08:44 PM (bczF/)

78 One scold...ONE...complained about these plates. Macy's folded immediately.

If you don't like something, don't effin' buy it!

Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2019 08:45 PM (cF8AT)

79 Heh, Smollett may face new charges.


lolgf.

Posted by: Infidel at July 22, 2019 08:45 PM (BLFnH)

80 I know that when you go to the Chinese buffet, the plates are the size of saucers.

Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2019 08:45 PM (GaOgf)

81 Speaking of portion control, after that video a couple threads ago, at least we know who's got the biggest tits in the Squad.

And it ain't AOC.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 08:45 PM (o1fzk)

82 Then what would my wife do?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 08:42 PM (85Gof)



Not have sex with you?
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 08:43 PM (UU59y)

See this is where I have to make the obligatory joke about a Jewish wife

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 08:45 PM (85Gof)

83 Or the next season's casting call for "My 600 lb Life."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 08:42 PM (bczF/)

How long until that show gets shut down for discriminating against thousand-pounders?

Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 08:45 PM (tVQUs)

84 Seems to me that if you court the woke crowd, you get treated like this. Live by the SJWs, die by the SJWs.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 22, 2019 08:37 PM (/+bwe)


The SJW is like the Terminator:
It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel
pity, or remorse, or fear! And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2019 08:45 PM (6ooku)

85

Spin those plates!

https://youtu.be/Zhoos1oY404

https://youtu.be/IRkZN27Hp_k

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 08:46 PM (aKsyK)

86 I swear half of all these viral outrage stories are spawned by underemployed writers and random creative types in desperate search of a hate click fueled boost to their personal brand.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 08:46 PM (6Ucez)

87 Paper plates.

Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2019 08:46 PM (jY3BZ)

88 https://youtu.be/QSLXuK6bs4g

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 08:46 PM (kbJA/)

89 @RealSaavedra 5m

NEW: One of the people who reportedly witnessed the incident between Democrat Georgia State Rep. Erica Thomas and Eric Sparkes says that he did *not* hear Sparkes tell her that she needed to "go back" to where she came from.

Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2019 08:46 PM (cF8AT)

90 If you don't like something, don't effin' buy it!
---
That's like fascist slavery, man.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 22, 2019 08:46 PM (hjaPQ)

91 America, the only nation in human history where the poor people are fat.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


LOL !

Posted by: JT at July 22, 2019 08:46 PM (arJlL)

92
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 22, 2019 08:46 PM (KCxzN)

93 Speaking of portion control, after that video a couple threads ago, at least we know who's got the biggest tits in the Squad.

And it ain't AOC.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 08:45 PM (o1fzk)

Jerry Nadler?

Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 08:46 PM (tVQUs)

94 >>"Body positivity activist Jameela Jamil"?

Jameela is a tv actress who regularly scolds celebrities for posting about weight loss. She is ALL OVER anyone (e.g. Kardashians) who instagrams about weight-loss tea and other lose weight quick products they get paid to endorse.

*You really don't want to know this exists, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 08:46 PM (bDqIh)

95 I set you up for the lob jam NGU.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 08:46 PM (UU59y)

96 Well, Harvard is banning China so why shouldn't Macy's as well??

Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2019 08:46 PM (Dh1wo)

97 These people would have no problem sending millions to death camps.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 22, 2019 08:47 PM (nDe2U)

98 I know that when you go to the Chinese buffet, the plates are the size of saucers.

Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2019 08:45 PM (GaOgf)


You had fowah plates, you go now!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 08:47 PM (BiNEL)

99 I swear half of all these viral outrage stories are
spawned by underemployed writers and random creative types in desperate
search of a hate click fueled boost to their personal brand.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 08:46 PM (6Ucez)

---
Only half? Try "all."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 08:47 PM (bczF/)

100 Someone should do this with caskets.

W. -- Former president. Healthy, fit, cocaine
JW -- Clean living citizen.
SJW -- fat

Posted by: 29Victor at July 22, 2019 08:47 PM (BJKQV)

101 Tucker talking about Erica Thomas

Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2019 08:47 PM (RBOtF)

102 Ironically, the "many people (who) spoke out on Twitter" and claimed the plates body shame and promote body disorders are the same "many people on Twitter" who routinely refer to Trump supporters/Middle Americans as "fat," "fatties" and so forth....

As an aside, Macy's really has been on a run. It virtue-signaled and pulled Trump's line of neck ties in '15 and it's been downhill ever since.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 22, 2019 08:47 PM (iw59Q)

103 Are they going get rid of the refrigerator magnets that read nothing tastes as good as being thin feels next?

Politicize all the things.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 08:47 PM (7bcfy)

104 101 Tucker talking about Erica Thomas
Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2019 08:47 PM (RBOtF)

Did she change her bullshit story yet?

Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2019 08:48 PM (GaOgf)

105 87 Paper plates.
Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2019 08:46 PM (jY3BZ)


Put the foods on a tortilla and eat the evidence.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at July 22, 2019 08:48 PM (Vy7tf)

106 Should there be a tiny inner circle that says

"Anorexic, Seek Help?"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 08:48 PM (BiNEL)

107

Remember this colloquialism?


"You Can Never Be Too Rich Or Too Thin"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 22, 2019 08:48 PM (Jy6ww)

108 What she tweeted was, 'Fuck these plates. Fuck these plates to hell'.

-

She took to social networking to sincerely use that phrase. About plates.

I'm sort of fascinated by this entire bizarre act of craziness.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 08:48 PM (RMwSd)

109 "I say, do away with china!"

And FREE TIBET while you're at it!

Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2019 08:48 PM (cF8AT)

110
remember those silly aprons

"KISS THE COOK"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 22, 2019 08:49 PM (Jy6ww)

111 David Hedison, who starred in the original sci-fi classic "The Fly" and appeared in two James Bond films, has died. He was 92.

A veteran actor, Hedison portrayed Capt. Lee Crane in the long-running sci-fi television series "Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea" and Spencer Harrison on the daytime series "Another World."


RIP David Hedison

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2019 08:49 PM (6ooku)

112 There's a skinny girl inside me crying to get out but I can usually shut her up with cookies.

Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2019 08:49 PM (GaOgf)

113 101 Tucker talking about Erica Thomas
Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2019 08:47 PM (RBOtF)

Did she change her bullshit story yet?
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2019 08:48 PM (GaOgf)
***************
Nope. Tripled down

Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2019 08:49 PM (RBOtF)

114 Speaking of fat bastards, is that shit head Turk still dead?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 22, 2019 08:49 PM (Z+IKu)

115 I don't know why these fatties are always whinging about body shaming; they clearly can't be shamed.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 22, 2019 08:49 PM (H5knJ)

116
"You Can Never Be Too Rich Or Too Thin"
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 22, 2019 08:48 PM (Jy6ww)

During the 80s we added too tan to that list, we were wrong.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 08:49 PM (7bcfy)

117 Yet Macy's still sells Martha Stewart's goods, and unlike Trump, she actually went to prison?

Go figure.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 08:49 PM (6Ucez)

118
remember those silly aprons

"KISS THE COOK"


That's practically a sexual predation, isn't it? Makes woman uncomfy, no?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 22, 2019 08:49 PM (Jy6ww)

119 What she tweeted was, 'Fuck these plates. Fuck these plates to hell'.

Hardest hit: The toaster.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2019 08:43 PM (CDGwz)

At least I got a break for once!

Posted by: The Chicken at July 22, 2019 08:49 PM (tVQUs)

120 Anyone else besides me worried now the entire
country knows our little secret that the "Express Lane" is really our
Whites Only lane at the supermarket where we can avoid all the
undesirables?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 22, 2019 08:42 PM (Jy6ww)

I think the magazine/tabloid rack at the express lane has been a giveaway for a while. Better Homes, 100 Ways to Cook Lobster, Swastikas On Parade...

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 22, 2019 08:49 PM (sLicW)

121 Jameela is a tv actress who regularly scolds celebrities for posting
about weight loss. She is ALL OVER anyone (e.g. Kardashians) who
instagrams about weight-loss tea and other lose weight quick products
they get paid to endorse.



*You really don't want to know this exists, right?


She has a bit too much free time, IMO. Control-freak much, sugartits?

She is why LOLGF was created.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 08:50 PM (HaL55)

122 "scrawny hipster," "Chuck Norris," and "Jerry Nadler".

soy / milk / ice cream

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 22, 2019 08:50 PM (ykYG2)

123 Nadler ain't in the Squad.

Tlaib might be a palestinian activist masquerading as an American congressman, but she doesn't actually act like any Muslim I know--running around screaming "motherfucker!". her head uncovered, her hair and gigantic tits flopping all over the place......

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 08:50 PM (o1fzk)

124 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 08:44 PM (bczF/)

--------

Yeah... I work for an MSE, and basically everyone in the marketing department spends about eight hours per month, in AGGREGATE, maintaining our social media presence.

It's not a real job. And I don't normally criticize any work someone does. But social media manager is not a real job, sorry.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 08:51 PM (5aX2M)

125
I think the magazine/tabloid rack at the express lane has been a giveaway for a while. Better Homes, 100 Ways to Cook Lobster, Swastikas On Parade...

Posted by: clutch cargo


Is it that obvious?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 22, 2019 08:51 PM (Jy6ww)

126 Paper plates.

-

Heck, I'll eat a sandwich off of a paper towel in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 08:51 PM (RMwSd)

127 I've had a woman in me before. When I went to Thailand.

Posted by: david french at July 22, 2019 08:51 PM (ykYG2)

128 remember those silly aprons

"KISS THE COOK"

Heh. I have a trivet next to the stove that reads "kissin don't last. Cookin do."

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at July 22, 2019 08:51 PM (Vy7tf)

129 Nadler ain't in the Squad.

Nadler is hardly in his pants

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 08:51 PM (85Gof)

130 The SJW is like the Terminator:
It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel
pity, or remorse, or fear! And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2019 08:45 PM (6ooku)

Once you pay the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane.

Posted by: Kipled Herring at July 22, 2019 08:51 PM (TnxsG)

131 Tucker talking about Erica Thomas
Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2019 08:47 PM (RBOtF)

Did she change her bullshit story yet?
Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2019 08:48 PM (GaOgf)
***************
Nope. Tripled down
Posted by: redridinghood
--------

The Jussie Smollett Gambit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2019 08:51 PM (xSo9G)

132 Cute pics to make amends for my error.

Kitteh pics.
https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/
1153366674885599232

https://twitter.com/Wadsworthish/status/
1152958857838235648

Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2019 08:52 PM (Dh1wo)

133 "She hates these plates!"

N. Johnson

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 08:52 PM (HaL55)

134 dang it, these plates are cute. I'd have loved a set of these for myself, just as a gentle reminder . . .

F*** SJWs who complained about them, and F*** Macy's who caved.

Posted by: Marybeth at July 22, 2019 08:52 PM (4pK1/)

135 @JoeySalads

The DISRESPECT NYPD Officers are faced with today is DISGUSTING.
They are afraid to take action due to fear of public backlash and because NYC Mayor Bill De Blowsio will throw them under the bus!

Video: https://tinyurl.com/y3v9k2ny

You couldn't pay me enough to be a cop...especially in NYC.

Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2019 08:52 PM (cF8AT)

136 Ooof, yeah, those plates need a "bad idea jeans" circle.

Posted by: pookysgirl at July 22, 2019 08:52 PM (XKZwp)

137 Whenever I'm tempted to stray from my OMAD low-carb diet, I just envision Snake Juice guy yelling at me "Hey Fattie!!!" ... sometimes even yell it at myself, especially when around others ... to take the edge off. It works.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 08:52 PM (WqPYg)

138 >
Is it that obvious?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 22, 2019 08:51 PM (Jy6ww)



We had a monkey thread recently that begged for your input.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 08:52 PM (UU59y)

139 Power outage over! No more posting via cell phone!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 08:53 PM (YcLo4)

140 "126 Paper plates.

-

Heck, I'll eat a sandwich off of a paper towel in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 08:51 PM (RMwSd) "



This !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 08:53 PM (pbg54)

141 So now plates are a trigger for SJWs.

What is next, silverware?

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 22, 2019 08:53 PM (yuF4N)

142 This isn't widely known, but there's an unwritten rule in Hollywood that if two movies are made, one of them has to star Nicolas Cage.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 22, 2019 08:53 PM (hjaPQ)

143 136 Ooof, yeah, those plates need a "bad idea jeans" circle.
Posted by: pookysgirl at July 22, 2019 08:52 PM (XKZwp)

Muffin top?

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 08:53 PM (7bcfy)

144 Nope. Tripled down
Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2019 08:49 PM (RBOtF)

Last night she was all over the local news, tonight she was no where to be found.

I messaged the local news station yesterday with a couple of stories about the incident from PJ Media and The Gateway Pundit.
I guess they figured out that this was Jessie Smollett redux.

Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2019 08:54 PM (GaOgf)

145
I swear half of all these viral outrage stories are spawned by underemployed writers and random creative types in desperate search of a hate click fueled boost to their personal brand.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

=======

They're all over the place. I see them on Twitter all the time, trying desperately to look clever. "I'm a writer! Hire me to write something!" So you get these "articles" in the WaPo and Salon about "How Rerouting My Daily Commute Changed My World" and "I Carry Handkerchiefs" and "Diapers Are God's Way of Telling Us That Things Can Get Dirty."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 08:54 PM (13CQC)

146 Is the new Mayor of Chicago Todd Bridges??

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 08:54 PM (BqBId)

147

I hate fucking monkey threads.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 22, 2019 08:54 PM (Jy6ww)

148 "Women of Color" my ass. Tlaib is as white as any nasty Italian or Yenta loudmouth you'd run into at the DMV. Or Leftist faculty lounge.

And AOC is even lighter.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 08:54 PM (o1fzk)

149 Tlaib might be a palestinian activist masquerading as an American congressman, but she doesn't actually act like any Muslim I know--running around screaming "motherfucker!". her head uncovered, her hair and gigantic tits flopping all over the place......
Posted by: JoeF.
--------

They find her useful. Just as Hitler found Rohm useful.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2019 08:54 PM (xSo9G)

150 Believe it or not, Rolling Stones have a grill/tailgate merch section on their website. The Yeti coolers are sold out. They are selling cornhole game sets on there. Haha.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 08:54 PM (PUmDY)

151 This isn't widely known, but there's an unwritten rule in Hollywood that if two movies are made, one of them has to star Nicolas Cage.

-

And Samuel L. Jackson will be in all three.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 08:54 PM (RMwSd)

152 Those plates are cool.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 08:55 PM (2DOZq)

153 132 Cute pics to make amends for my error.

Kitteh pics.
https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/
1153366674885599232

https://twitter.com/Wadsworthish/status/
1152958857838235648
Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2019 08:52 PM (Dh1wo)

I throw myself at the mercy of the court.


Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2019 08:55 PM (dKiJG)

154 I hate fucking monkey threads.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Comment

Not as much as the monkey.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 08:55 PM (7bcfy)

155 "146 Is the new Mayor of Chicago Todd Bridges??

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 08:54 PM (BqBId) "



You should be so lucky.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 08:55 PM (pbg54)

156 Hopefully one day even the 22 year old social media "coordinators" who run the twitter feeds for mega-corporations will learn of the beauty that is the phrase LOLGF.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 22, 2019 08:55 PM (dYe5S)

157 Those plates are cool but not a gift to be given to your slightly over weight wife or girlfriend.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 08:56 PM (2DOZq)

158
And Samuel L. Jackson will be in all three.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie


You misspelled Morgan Freeman.

Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 08:56 PM (T6t7i)

159 So nanny states passed laws forcing motorcyclists to wear helmets because society as a whole has to pay for their post accident medical care.

Note: They don't treat diabetes or heart attacks for free but it is not societies job to suggest people not get fat?

Posted by: Anchovy at July 22, 2019 08:56 PM (srWwQ)

160
Tlaib might be a palestinian activist masquerading as an American congressman, but she doesn't actually act like any Muslim I know--running around screaming "motherfucker!". her head uncovered, her hair and gigantic tits flopping all over the place......
Posted by: JoeF.

======

She yelled "motherfucker" in her faith tradition.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 08:56 PM (13CQC)

161 >>I don't know why these fatties are always whinging about body shaming; they clearly can't be shamed.



Not all are fatties:

https://www.instagram.com/jameelajamilofficial/

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 08:56 PM (bDqIh)

162 Women who put on a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2019 08:56 PM (GaOgf)

163 You know who else isn't on TV today? That super conservative who's running against AOC.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 22, 2019 08:56 PM (hjaPQ)

164 Rohm was the homo Nazi, right?

He wasn't the only one.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 08:57 PM (o1fzk)

165 >157 Those plates are cool but not a gift to be given to your slightly over weight wife or girlfriend.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 08:56 PM (2DOZq)



*takes notes*

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 08:57 PM (UU59y)

166 @156: "Hopefully one day even the 22 year old social media 'coordinators' who run the twitter feeds for mega-corporations will learn of the beauty that is the phrase LOLGF."

I wouldn't be surprised if @steak_umm already knows.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 08:57 PM (YcLo4)

167
You couldn't pay me enough to be a cop...especially in NYC.
Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2019 08:52 PM

Sick. This is not going to end well.

Posted by: Infidel at July 22, 2019 08:57 PM (BLFnH)

168
Is the new Mayor of Chicago Todd Bridges??

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 08:54 PM (BqBId)


Grady from Sanford and Son

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2019 08:57 PM (6ooku)

169 Tlaib might be a palestinian activist masquerading as an American congressman, but she doesn't actually act like any Muslim I know--running around screaming "motherfucker!". her head uncovered, her hair and gigantic tits flopping all over the place......
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 08:50 PM (o1fzk)
+++++
And it seems that her and Omar are all for abortion up thru birth. Last time I looked, I thought that was something frowned upon by Muslims... What do I know.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at July 22, 2019 08:57 PM (2sCft)

170 lol, this blog is still up
cedarford.blogspot.com/

Posted by: david french at July 22, 2019 08:58 PM (ykYG2)

171 And it seems that her and Omar are all for abortion up thru birth. Last time I looked, I thought that was something frowned upon by Muslims... What do I know.
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at July 22, 2019 08:57 PM (2sCft)

Murdering infidels.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 08:58 PM (JgA4k)

172

Grady became mort several months ago.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 22, 2019 08:59 PM (Jy6ww)

173 Blonde Morticia, did you see that MAE associated your nic with OM's who dis post this morning?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 08:59 PM (UU59y)

174 Not all are fatties:

https://www.instagram.com/jameelajamilofficial/
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 08:56 PM

She is the BFF who tries to get you to have ice cream with her and go somewhere other than the gym.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 22, 2019 08:59 PM (/+bwe)

175 abortion IS frowned upon by Muslims....for THEM.

For the infidels? Entirely Kosher.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 08:59 PM (o1fzk)

176 And it seems that her and Omar are all for abortion up thru birth. Last
time I looked, I thought that was something frowned upon by Muslims...
What do I know.


You expect logical consistency and principle from our domestic enemies. I think I've found the problem...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 08:59 PM (HaL55)

177
Note: They don't treat diabetes or heart attacks for free but it is not societies job to suggest people not get fat?
Posted by: Anchovy

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That's why NYC outlawed Big Gulps.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 09:00 PM (13CQC)

178 What did I miss with steak um?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 09:00 PM (RMwSd)

179 Tom Brady is dead!?

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 09:00 PM (bbLrU)

180 179 Tom Brady is dead!?
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 09:00 PM (bbLrU)

The Brady Bunch. Plane Crash.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 09:01 PM (2DOZq)

181 That's why NYC outlawed Big Gulps.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 09:00 PM (13CQC)

Not on 42 street

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 09:01 PM (85Gof)

182
144 ALH

She held a press conference today

https://tinyurl.com/y4ok953o

Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2019 09:01 PM (RBOtF)

183 "175 abortion IS frowned upon by Muslims....for THEM.

For the infidels? Entirely Kosher.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 08:59 PM (o1fzk) "




Boom.

This.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 09:01 PM (pbg54)

184 Rashida Tlaib is the reason for the burqa.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 09:01 PM (JgA4k)

185 Somebody should come out with little saucers with "anorexic", normal plates "normal", and a big azz plater "triggly puff", etc.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 22, 2019 09:01 PM (1g7ch)

186 Steak Umm is arguably the most genuinely hip and downright savage brand account on Twitter.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 09:02 PM (YcLo4)

187 Not all are fatties:

https://www.instagram.com/jameelajamilofficial/
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 08:56 PM

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Her ego is bigger than Jerry Nadler. Her ego has a princess locked in frozen carbonite somewhere.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 09:02 PM (5aX2M)

188 "Tom Brady is dead?"

No, MIKE Brady.....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 09:02 PM (o1fzk)

189 OT

Girl spawn picks up assassin kitty and asks me..
Did men come to cats or did cats come to men?
Kitty turns head suddenly to stare at girl as if to say, "wait what? This question offends me. we do not submit to inferior creatures "

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 22, 2019 09:02 PM (myjNJ)

190 >>And it seems that her and Omar are all for abortion up thru birth. Last time I looked, I thought that was something frowned upon by Muslims... What do I know.



They are for destroying western civilization, so they are big supporters of every deviant/decadent lifestyle *for westerners*.

Omar loves to promote the transgender stuff.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 09:02 PM (bDqIh)

191 Macy's is only down 60 percent over the last 5 years, they know what they are doing people.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:03 PM (n13/j)

192 Somebody should come out with little saucers with "anorexic", normal plates "normal", and a big azz plater "triggly puff", etc.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 22, 2019 09:01 PM (1g7ch)

++++
That Triggly Puff Platter would certainly help me with my portion control. Yuck!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at July 22, 2019 09:03 PM (2sCft)

193 WTF is it with Wiener and his wife getting back together?

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2019 09:03 PM (dKiJG)

194 144 ALH

She held a press conference today

https://tinyurl.com/y4ok953o
Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2019 09:01 PM (RBOtF)

She's linebacker big, baby!

She's also fundraising off this and hoping to fun for higher office with all the new name recognition.

Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2019 09:03 PM (GaOgf)

195 193 WTF is it with Wiener and his wife getting back together?
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2019 09:03 PM (dKiJG)

Nobody else wants them.

Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2019 09:04 PM (GaOgf)

196 Rashida Tlaib is the reason for the burqa.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 09:01 PM (JgA4k)


That and arranged marriages.
But mostly Tlaib.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 22, 2019 09:04 PM (1g7ch)

197 Sadness. No Cow Elk Tag.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 09:04 PM (bbLrU)

198 191 Macy's is only down 60 percent over the last 5 years, they know what they are doing people.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:03 PM (n13/j)

My daughter used to work there. Came home crying every day

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 09:04 PM (85Gof)

199 I still can't get over Tlaib's tits.

Her areolas must be the size of those Macy* s plates at top.....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 09:04 PM (o1fzk)

200 I don't like the plates either, but why ban them?

Posted by: vmom check out this KU deal at July 22, 2019 09:04 PM (dm05u)

201 That Triggly Puff Platter would certainly help me with my portion control. Yuck!
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at July 22, 2019 09:03 PM

It needs to have her photo on it, that would make me lose my appetite.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 09:04 PM (7bcfy)

202 'WTF is it with Wiener and his wife getting back together?'

Soulmates. They share a rubber one.

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2019 09:04 PM (Tnijr)

203 Damn. I go to work and:

-Erdogan (the Turkish asshole sultan wannabe) has a heart attack.

-Bella Thorne comes out as 'Pan sexual'. Does that mean she likes dudes with really hairy legs? If so, 'Hello there, Miss!'

-Comey may not have been on the up and up?!?

What is this world coming to?



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 09:05 PM (CR79h)

204 As a fat girl, I think those plates are cute, funny, and helpful.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 22, 2019 09:05 PM (GbPPJ)

205 >197 Sadness. No Cow Elk Tag.
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 09:04




Where didn't you get the tag?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 09:05 PM (UU59y)

206 Is it Safe?


as funny dentists like to ask patients, after the pain injection. Or in this case Macy's, after promoting eating disorders.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2019 09:05 PM (Cus5s)

207 She's also fundraising off this and hoping to fun for higher office with all the new name recognition.
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If that was in Idiocracy it would be too far out to be funny.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 22, 2019 09:05 PM (hjaPQ)

208 >>My daughter used to work there. Came home crying every day


My cousin was their head fashion buyer for years.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 09:05 PM (bbLrU)

209 Steak Umm is arguably the most genuinely hip and downright savage brand account on Twitter.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 09:02 PM

Wendy's tried, but it is mean. Steak Umm can be funny, self-effacing, and even inspiring. The dinosaur videos were great!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 22, 2019 09:05 PM (/+bwe)

210 and a big azz plater "triggly puff", etc.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 22, 2019 09:01 PM (1g7ch)

-------

You're thinking of half an oil drum.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 09:05 PM (5aX2M)

211 I still can't get over Tlaib's tits.

Her areolas must be the size of those Macy* s plates at top.....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 09:04 PM (o1fzk)
+++++
Thanks for that vision, bro. Did you need to go there...?

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at July 22, 2019 09:05 PM (2sCft)

212 199 I still can't get over Tlaib's tits.

Her areolas must be the size of those Macy* s plates at top.....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 09:04 PM (o1fzk)

She showed off her tits? What some people won't do for attention.

Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2019 09:05 PM (GaOgf)

213 @193: "WTF is it with Wiener and his wife getting back together?"

Gotta be blackmail, right?

Maybe Weiner knows some weapons grade gossip about the Clintons, and Huma won't give Hillary the green light to murder the father of her children, or something.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 09:06 PM (YcLo4)

214 Sorry Garrett. Never had the chance myself but I've missed some duck lotteries and it always sucks.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 09:06 PM (RMwSd)

215 >>Where didn't you get the tag?


Here in the valley. I will have to travel to a section where I can punch my General Tag with a Cow, if I want to shoot an elk.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 09:06 PM (bbLrU)

216
What did I miss with steak um?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie

======

ATTN Steak-Umm cult followers
here are the guidelines to our new world order:

- bless everyone even our idiot college intern steve
- no hot pockets
- saying "is it steak? umm.." may land you in the dungeon
- beef memes are currency
- RT everything so I can keep my job

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this account peaked in 2017 sorry everybody

----------------------

i am the alpha and the omega

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apparently there 's a trailer for a movie about CATS but I haven't seen it .. I just think cats in general are looking pretty good thank You for your patience in this time

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 09:06 PM (13CQC)

217 I am getting sick of this ubiquitous corn hole. In my day we called it Horse Shoes and liked it! And with this new bs, no clank, no clank at all.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:06 PM (n13/j)

218 'Bella Thorne comes out as 'Pan sexual'. '

I don't care how big your asshole is that's gotta hurt.

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2019 09:06 PM (Tnijr)

219 re sidebar:

Shouldn't the proper usage be 'Why don't you try having sex with your wife ONCE IN A WHILE?', not 'once and a while?'

Although I guess the second may be true based on the facts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 09:06 PM (CR79h)

220 141 So now plates are a trigger for SJWs.

What is next, silverware?

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 22, 2019 08:53 PM (yuF4N)



I don't remember it exactly, but isn't there a saying, "Blaming guns for killing is like blaming spoons for making you fat"?

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2019 09:07 PM (sdi6R)

221 I am used to getting the shaft on Tags. Unfortunately, our state sucks that way.

I did get a doe tag for my place...so 2 deer on the rifle tags and still a chance at antelope in the 700s.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 09:07 PM (bbLrU)

222 Garrett, did you see last week's report that Ray and Dave are working on new music and unreleased songs together?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 09:07 PM (PUmDY)

223 Bella Thorne comes out as 'Pan sexual'. Does that mean she likes dudes with really hairy legs? If so, 'Hello there, Miss!'


She really digs flute players. As in, "groupie." Ian Anderson prolly has a restraining order against her.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 09:07 PM (HaL55)

224 Huma could probably find a soy boy #readyforhillary to act as her beard. Not one with any drive, ambition, or prospects though.

Weiner is just plain fucked. He's not going anywhere except Fort Marcy Park.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 22, 2019 09:07 PM (ykYG2)

225 Macy*s started going down hill when they started catering to hood rats....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 09:07 PM (o1fzk)

226 Another brainiac actor / entertainer going to make me boycott his movies. I was looking forward to seeing Stuber and the next GotG. I'll just substitute my money for something else I'll enjoy.

The Rock kneeling during the anthem and another steroid wrestler saying he would body slam Trump.

Let's just start the party already.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 09:08 PM (2DOZq)

227 WTF is it with Wiener and his wife getting back together?'

-

They can't be required to testify against each other that way, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 09:08 PM (RMwSd)

228

LOL, it's not like everyone is required to actually BUY them.

It's cute humor, with a bit of wisdom built in.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2019 09:08 PM (vEIlU)

229
"WTF is it with Wiener and his wife getting back together?"

=======

Possible MistakeNews. Boxes were seen going in...or possibly out. So either he's leaving or he's moving back in. Reports vary.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 09:08 PM (13CQC)

230 sick of this ubiquitous corn hole

No accounting for taste.

Posted by: Shep! at July 22, 2019 09:08 PM (ykYG2)

231 >
Here in the valley. I will have to travel to a section where I can punch my General Tag with a Cow, if I want to shoot an elk.
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 09:06


Sorry man. Who doesn't want to shoot an elk?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 09:08 PM (UU59y)

232 225 Macy*s started going down hill when they started catering to hood rats....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 09:07 PM (o1fzk)

Stores don't cater to old people with money. They cater to teenagers who shoplift.

Posted by: ALH at July 22, 2019 09:08 PM (GaOgf)

233 >>Garrett, did you see last week's report that Ray and Dave are working on new music and unreleased songs together?


No. That is surprising. (and cool) Those two have a pretty rocky relationship.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 09:09 PM (bbLrU)

234 Bella Thorne comes out as 'Pan sexual'. Does that mean she likes dudes with really hairy legs? If so, 'Hello there, Miss!'

She's erotically drawn to cookware

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 09:09 PM (JgA4k)

235 The media propaganda operation is *very* strong. Not really a space buff, but I am very engaged, and was born shortly afterward - yet today is the first time in my life I realized that Nixon was president for the moon landing.


Not that I thought he was president, but those mooks have constantly associated Kennedy with the landing because of something he said in probably his inaugural address.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2019 09:09 PM (LPWLR)

236 That Triggly Puff Platter would certainly help me with my portion control. Yuck!
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at July 22, 2019 09:03 PM

It needs to have her photo on it, that would make me lose my appetite.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 09:04 PM (7bcfy)
++++
Those jiggling under-biceps are forever seared on my hippocampus!!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at July 22, 2019 09:09 PM (2sCft)

237 Are skinny jeans still a thing?

Posted by: Regular joe at July 22, 2019 09:09 PM (6/uwW)

238 "190 >>And it seems that her and Omar are all for abortion up thru birth. Last time I looked, I thought that was something frowned upon by Muslims... What do I know.



They are for destroying western civilization, so they are big supporters of every deviant/decadent lifestyle *for westerners*.

Omar loves to promote the transgender stuff.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 09:02 PM (bDqIh) "




Old Soviet Union was all the same.
For internal consumption, not so much.
Putin (ex-KGB) following that tradition.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 09:09 PM (pbg54)

239 New Yawk is getting what it deserves.

Soon the cops will cease policing those areas where they are not wanted.

Then the real fun starts.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 22, 2019 09:09 PM (Z+IKu)

240 So I can complain about just about anything, even if I just make up some shit. Cause i can have a blast with that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:09 PM (l0HIT)

241

-Bella Thorne comes out as 'Pan sexual'. Does that mean she likes dudes with really hairy legs? If so, 'Hello there, Miss!'





She's really into Zamfir

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2019 09:09 PM (6ooku)

242 >>Who doesn't want to shoot an elk?



I'd like to kill one, eventually.

Really though, I'd rather have the Antelope tags guaranteed than the Elk Tag.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 09:10 PM (bbLrU)

243 It's cute humor, with a bit of wisdom built in.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2019 09:08 PM (vEIlU)

I don't see what the big deal is either. If you don't like them don't buy them.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 09:10 PM (7bcfy)

244 Who is hotter? AOC or Huma?

AOC has bigger tits, but Huma keeps her mouth shut....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 09:10 PM (o1fzk)

245 217 I am getting sick of this ubiquitous corn hole. In my day we called it Horse Shoes and liked it! And with this new bs, no clank, no clank at all.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:06 PM (n13/j)

I miss horse shoes. And Lawn darts. They both added an element of danger that discouraged (or encouraged) stupid shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 09:10 PM (CR79h)

246 >
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at July 22, 2019 09:05 PM (GbPPJ)



Aren't you already in control of this with Instapot?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 09:10 PM (UU59y)

247 Gotta be blackmail, right?

Maybe Weiner knows some weapons grade gossip about the Clintons, and Huma won't give Hillary the green light to murder the father of her children, or something.
Posted by: Wa

I wonder if he had anything to do with Epstein?

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2019 09:10 PM (dKiJG)

248 I just think it was cool that Macy's still had wooden escalators. Well at least they did in 2000 last time I was there.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 09:10 PM (2DOZq)

249 'WTF is it with Wiener and his wife getting back together?'



turns out molester weiner had more kompromat than revealed on the laptop. After seeing his video of Huma eating (with) Hillary, she decided to reconcile. Huma still gets to help push Israel into the sea, Anthony still gets to text young girls ... and they lived seditiously ever after.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2019 09:10 PM (Cus5s)

250 213 @193: "WTF is it with Wiener and his wife getting back together?"

Gotta be blackmail, right?

Maybe Weiner knows some weapons grade gossip about the Clintons, and Huma won't give Hillary the green light to murder the father of her children, or something.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 09:06 PM (YcLo4)


Anything can happen. I heard that Bobbitt guy got back with his wife.

Apparently he has no hard feelings.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 22, 2019 09:11 PM (BJKQV)

251
217 I am getting sick of this ubiquitous corn hole. In my day we called
it Horse Shoes and liked it! And with this new bs, no clank, no clank at
all.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:06 PM (n13/j)



I miss horse shoes. And Lawn darts. They both added an element of danger that discouraged (or encouraged) stupid shit.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 09:10 PM (CR79h)

everything is soft now.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:11 PM (n13/j)

252 Weiner is just plain fucked. He's not going anywhere except Fort Marcy Park.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 22, 2019 09:07 PM (ykYG2)


Bet your ass he has a backup copy of all the Hillary emails...


and another one of all the pedo pr0n!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 09:11 PM (BiNEL)

253 I appreciate the portability of corn hole, and that little kids can play it, too, but it's nothing compared to horse shoes in an old uncle's backyard.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 09:11 PM (RMwSd)

254 >
I'd like to kill one, eventually.

Really though, I'd rather have the Antelope tags guaranteed than the Elk Tag.



Pronghorns? I tried to eat some once.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 09:12 PM (UU59y)

255 Those jiggling under-biceps are forever seared on my hippocampus!!
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at July 22, 2019 09:09 P

Projecting that video onto my refrigerator would be helpful.

Part of me feels sorry for her because she obviously has mental problems.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 09:12 PM (7bcfy)

256 @234: "She's erotically drawn to cookware"

Kinda puts those old Tupperware parties in a whole new light.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 09:12 PM (YcLo4)

257 244 Who is hotter? AOC or Huma?

AOC has bigger tits, but Huma keeps her mouth shut....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 09:10 PM (o1fzk)

Hmmm, talk about the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea.

I'd have to give the nod to Huma. More pretty face. Although both are repulsive as human beings.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 09:12 PM (CR79h)

258 Croquet was fun, especially knocking balls far away.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 09:12 PM (PUmDY)

259
Who is hotter? AOC or Huma?

======

Being female I can't judge heat, but I think both of those women are very attractive.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 09:12 PM (13CQC)

260 I don't remember it exactly, but isn't there a saying, "Blaming guns for killing is like blaming spoons for making you fat"?
Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2019 09:07 PM (sdi6R)

--------

I'm tired of spending half my paychecks on arms and ammo, just to be firepower-shamed by the Left. It's disgusting. I'm deeply offended as a pew-pewsitivity activist.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 09:12 PM (5aX2M)

261 239
New Yawk is getting what it deserves.



Soon the cops will cease policing those areas where they are not wanted.



Then the real fun starts.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 22, 2019 09:09 PM (Z+IKu)

I'm from NY and I just want them to get it real good. Like running start at their squeekhole good.Sorry NY rons
oh and MN. Keep being retarded so i can laugh myself to sleep every night.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:12 PM (l0HIT)

262 Nixon was only president for like 6 months when we got to the moon.

Btw, if you want to get dust in your eyes, google the speech Nixon had written and ready to go in case the astronauts DIDN' T make it back.....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 09:12 PM (o1fzk)

263 Triggly Puff is a Pan Pizza-Sexual

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2019 09:13 PM (Tnijr)

264 I miss horse shoes. And Lawn darts. They both added an element of danger that discouraged (or encouraged) stupid shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 09:1

I agree. My husband and his friends still play horseshoes. We live in a cowboy area.

Lawn darts were fun.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 09:14 PM (7bcfy)

265 If you don't like them don't buy them.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 09:10 PM (7bcfy)


No, you should only buy them if they're mandatory, and never if they appeal to your sense of humor!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 09:14 PM (BiNEL)

266 You can't find a decent croquet set anymore. If you come across an old multi-generational wooden one at a yard sale or thrift store, buy it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 09:14 PM (RMwSd)

267 260
I don't remember it exactly, but isn't there a saying, "Blaming guns for killing is like blaming spoons for making you fat"?

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2019 09:07 PM (sdi6R)


I though it was forks but spoons are for ice cream so there's that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:14 PM (l0HIT)

268 AOC has the crazy eye and genuinely crazy personality thing going for her which is nice.

So I guess it depends which side of the "crazy versus hot" scale she falls on.

YMMV.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 09:14 PM (YcLo4)

269 This body positivity thing pisses me off. Being morbidly obese is not beautiful, healthy or good.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 09:14 PM (NWiLs)

270 I think I'd take AOC for one night and Huma for marriage. Like I said, she keeps her mouth shut and seems pretty loyal.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 09:14 PM (o1fzk)

271 Bug eyes are an immediate turn off for me so AOC is automatically eliminated .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 09:14 PM (2DOZq)

272 Possible MistakeNews. Boxes were seen going in...or possibly out. So either he's leaving or he's moving back in. Reports vary.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 09:08 PM (13CQC)

They have some strange relationship. It has to be so they can't testify against each other.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2019 09:15 PM (dKiJG)

273
Macy*s started going down hill when they started catering to hood rats....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 09:07 PM (o1fzk)


It really took a downturn after they shitcanned that Kringle guy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2019 09:15 PM (6ooku)

274 It would take at least a teener coke to lay out a full line across the Talib's areola.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 09:15 PM (ym5eo)

275 Lawn darts were fun.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 09:14 PM (7bcfy)

Sure until they're sharpened and thrown at the other team and....never mind.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:15 PM (l0HIT)

276 Steak Umm is arguably the most genuinely hip and downright savage brand account on Twitter.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 09:02 PM



Wendy's tried, but it is mean. Steak Umm can be funny, self-effacing, and even inspiring. The dinosaur videos were great!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 22, 2019 09:05 PM (/+bwe)

The things you learn here. I didn't even know there was a steak ums account. Wendy's has been pretty funny.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:15 PM (n13/j)

277 " she keeps her mouth shut and seems pretty evil"

yeah

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2019 09:15 PM (Tnijr)

278 Bug eyes are an immediate turn off for me so AOC is automatically eliminated .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 09:14 PM (2DOZq)


She only only gets the bug eyes when she gets excited...
So, umm, no.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 22, 2019 09:15 PM (1g7ch)

279 One choice was college educated career wait staff last year, and will bring all that luggage with her.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 09:16 PM (RMwSd)

280 This body positivity thing pisses me off. Being morbidly obese is not beautiful, healthy or good.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 09:14 PM (NWiLs)

++++++
I'm the first to admit I'm fat. I need to lose some weight and that's just a fact, and I would be much healthier in many ways if I did so. Not "body shaming" me won't change those facts.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at July 22, 2019 09:16 PM (2sCft)

281 @264: "Lawn darts were fun."

Some of the best fun that unsupervised eight year old boys will ever have!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 09:16 PM (YcLo4)

282 There was a time years ago when a bunch of us would play horseshoes at a friend's house. I got fairly decent at it, too.

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2019 09:17 PM (sdi6R)

283 269
This body positivity thing pisses me off. Being morbidly obese is not beautiful, healthy or good.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 09:14 PM (NWiLs)

Yeah but if you are adrift at sea in a lifeboat you'll die last.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:17 PM (l0HIT)

284 Do kids still have fireworks battles? Those were fun.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 22, 2019 09:17 PM (hjaPQ)

285 ok ace I checked cnn ,macy's and this is real everyone is upset when macy's attempted a funny portion plate.

how sad is this?

Posted by: willow at July 22, 2019 09:17 PM (r/xAU)

286 270 I think I'd take AOC for one night and Huma for marriage. Like I said, she keeps her mouth shut and seems pretty loyal.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 09:14 PM (o1fzk)


Bet Huma wears the strap-on in her relationships.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 09:17 PM (NWiLs)

287 Paper plates, not just for camping. They're targets, too!

Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2019 09:17 PM (UUkQp)

288 271 Bug eyes are an immediate turn off for me so AOC is automatically eliminated .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 09:14 PM (2DOZq)


Wait - what are you saying?

Posted by: Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at July 22, 2019 09:17 PM (O4I3S)

289 283 269
This body positivity thing pisses me off. Being morbidly obese is not beautiful, healthy or good.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 09:14 PM (NWiLs)

Yeah but if you are adrift at sea in a lifeboat you'll die last.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:17 PM (l0HIT)

First to get eaten.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 09:17 PM (NWiLs)

290 eat less, you might feel better!

why do you say that , man, it's so mean!

Posted by: willow at July 22, 2019 09:18 PM (r/xAU)

291 She only only gets the bug eyes when she gets excited...

Oh great, so she's like Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct.

Posted by: Shep! at July 22, 2019 09:18 PM (ykYG2)

292 er, off sock

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 22, 2019 09:18 PM (ykYG2)

293 270 I think I'd take AOC for one night and Huma for marriage. Like I said, she keeps her mouth shut and seems pretty loyal.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 09:14 PM (o1fzk)


I'd hire either for a housemaid or cook. That's it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 09:18 PM (O4I3S)

294 Anything can happen. I heard that Bobbitt guy got back with his wife.



Apparently he has no hard feelings.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 22, 2019 09:11 PM (BJKQV)

Rim shot

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2019 09:19 PM (LPWLR)

295
First to get eaten.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 09:17 PM (NWiLs)

LMAO...when I wrote that i thought of the followup line and thought."nope, it won't get by him."faith man.*fistbump*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:19 PM (l0HIT)

296 One minute and 16 seconds of animation! That I did, I mean.

I'm a gonna listen to the "In the Mouth of Madness" theme because, gosh darn it, fellows, I feel I have earned such a thing.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 22, 2019 09:19 PM (l9m7l)

297 Okay, I hit the AEI link on the sidebar. Who is Manny Miranda and what is supposed to be so deadly about him to Kavanaugh?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 09:20 PM (GZCaY)

298 LMAO...when I wrote that i thought of the followup line and thought."nope, it won't get by him."faith man.*fistbump*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:19 PM (l0HIT)


Heh. *fistbump*

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 09:20 PM (NWiLs)

299 Nixon was only president for like 6 months when we got to the moon.

Btw,
if you want to get dust in your eyes, google the speech Nixon had
written and ready to go in case the astronauts DIDN' T make it back.....


Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 09:12 PM (o1fzk)

Watch a Nixon Kennedy debate if you want to see how men used to debate each other. Watch and Eisenhower press conference to see how the press used to act.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:20 PM (n13/j)

300 "226 ...
Let's just start the party already.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 09:08 PM (2DOZq)



No shit.
If (as seems increasingly likely) it's gotta go that way I'd really appreciate it happening while I can still run a mile without blowing a fucking aneurysm and see my fucking front sight without bifocals.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 09:20 PM (pbg54)

301 282 There was a time years ago when a bunch of us would play horseshoes at a friend's house. I got fairly decent at it, too.
Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2019 09:17 PM (sdi6R)

I'm horrible. I try to sand closer than allowed, then the men say okay, go back with the other ladies.

(I almost said I suck at horseshoes, but I caught myself)

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 09:21 PM (7bcfy)

302 First to get eaten.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 09:17 PM (NWiLs)


Or to be trolled as bait.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 09:21 PM (O4I3S)

303 Anything can happen. I heard that Bobbitt guy got back with his wife.
Apparently he has no hard feelings.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 22, 2019 09:11 PM (BJKQV)

Rim shot

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2019 09:19 PM (LPWLR)


ISWYDT

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 09:21 PM (BiNEL)

304 But these things up fast! This will be a collector's item!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 22, 2019 09:21 PM (438dO)

305 Knowing what I know about both of them I wouldn't want them anywhere near me. Huma is a cold blooded killer and would probably poison you, and AOC would stab you your sleep, or maybe shoot you in the balls.

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2019 09:21 PM (Tnijr)

306 Fat people are harder to kidnap. I think I'm safe.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 22, 2019 09:21 PM (myjNJ)

307 I've always heard that fat people are harder to kidnap, so Donny won't be the only one having two scoops for dessert tonight.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2019 09:21 PM (AbD8x)

308 297 Okay, I hit the AEI link on the sidebar. Who is Manny Miranda and what is supposed to be so deadly about him to Kavanaugh?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 09:20 PM (GZCaY)


He's got THREE doors on his house.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 09:22 PM (O4I3S)

309 307
I've always heard that fat people are harder to kidnap, so Donny won't be the only one having two scoops for dessert tonight.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2019 09:21 PM (AbD8x)

Huh. easier to catch but a bitch to throw in the back of the van.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:22 PM (l0HIT)

310 I like that Bobbitt joke but it reminded me that she was found not guilty. Probably one of the biggest miscarriage of justice I can think of . Worse than the OJ verdict.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 09:22 PM (2DOZq)

311 >>Who is hotter? AOC or Huma?

Neither.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 09:22 PM (K/2j/)

312 ISWYDT

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 09:21 PM (BiNEL)

Figured someone would. {tips cap}

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2019 09:23 PM (LPWLR)

313 See a bunch of morbidly obese people at Golden Corral on scooter chairs and at ER's in wheelchairs, and in ICU's on life support. Is there come kind of connection do you reckon?

Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2019 09:23 PM (UUkQp)

314 Also interesting how most, though not all, of the most prominent "body positivity" folks are enormous fatties.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 09:23 PM (NWiLs)

315 I have no problem with fat, I have a problem with complaining to me if You are unhappy with fat, an average chick , when there is nothing I CAN DO.

it's up to you.

Posted by: willow at July 22, 2019 09:23 PM (r/xAU)

316 So I sensed my bottle of tequila was angry with me because I was so late.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:23 PM (l0HIT)

317 306 Fat people are harder to kidnap. I think I'm safe.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 22, 2019 09:21 PM (myjNJ)


I've always heard that fat people are harder to kidnap, so Donny won't be the only one having two scoops for dessert tonight.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2019 09:21 PM (AbD8x)

You beat me by an anorexic's waistline.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2019 09:23 PM (AbD8x)

318 You a size 14?

Posted by: Jame Gumb at July 22, 2019 09:23 PM (ykYG2)

319 Fat people are harder to kidnap. I think I'm safe.


307 I've always heard that fat people are harder to kidnap, so Donny won't be the only one having two scoops for dessert tonight.

-

Holy crap, what just happened there? That's maybe one of the best hordemind instances I've ever seen.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 09:24 PM (RMwSd)

320 I'd have to give the nod to Huma. More pretty face. Although both are repulsive as human beings.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 09:12 PM (CR79h)


One word: optometry.

I don't think either of them is the slightest bit attractive.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 09:24 PM (O4I3S)

321 Hi willow.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:24 PM (l0HIT)

322 >>>No Cow Elk Tag

ooh!...time to go to the post office. xfingersx

Posted by: trapper's girl at July 22, 2019 09:24 PM (xmXBk)

323 See a bunch of morbidly obese people at Golden Corral on scooter chairs and at ER's in wheelchairs, and in ICU's on life support. Is there come kind of connection do you reckon?

Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2019 09:23 PM (UUkQp)


Well, at least the scooter chair people are powering through!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 09:24 PM (BiNEL)

324 Huma's got resting assassin face

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2019 09:25 PM (Tnijr)

325 281 @264: "Lawn darts were fun."

Some of the best fun that unsupervised eight year old boys will ever have!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 09:16 PM (YcLo4)

That and the wonder of discovering your Dad's girly mag stash. With the internet, young dudes miss out on that sense of wonder.

I also wonder how many guys 'type' was set at that point? It is between that and the first lady who does naughty type things with you (although I think the latter holds far more weight.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 09:25 PM (CR79h)

326 I don't think either of them is the slightest bit attractive.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 09:24 PM (O4I3S)

I don't either. AOC has crazy eyes.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 09:25 PM (7bcfy)

327 sock-rat-teez @ 300- Tell it all my brother.

Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2019 09:26 PM (UUkQp)

328 Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 09:24 PM (RMwSd)

Rather eerie, eh wot?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 09:26 PM (BiNEL)

329 evening Bob, I won't interest you much , LOL I don't have that lovely soft tissue!

Posted by: willow at July 22, 2019 09:26 PM (r/xAU)

330 Didn't someone do a song, "daddys little fattie"? It was funny.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:26 PM (l0HIT)

331 313 See a bunch of morbidly obese people at Golden Corral on scooter chairs and at ER's in wheelchairs, and in ICU's on life support. Is there come kind of connection do you reckon?
Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2019 09:23 PM (UUkQp)


Or see the morbidly obese waddle into the gym, and do those desultory 10 lbs. sets of leg extensions - usually about four or five reps - before spending the next ten minutes sitting on the gear, gazing at their phones?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 09:26 PM (O4I3S)

332 299
Watch a Nixon Kennedy debate if you want to see how men used to debate each other. Watch and Eisenhower press conference to see how the press used to act.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:20 PM (n13/j)


And watch Eisenhower's farewell speech (only about 15 minutes long) to see when Presidents spoke to the American people as rational, intelligent adults.

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2019 09:27 PM (sdi6R)

333 Holy crap, what just happened there? That's maybe one of the best hordemind instances I've ever seen.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 09:24 PM (RMwSd)


Is the space time continuum still intact?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 22, 2019 09:28 PM (myjNJ)

334 Watch a Nixon Kennedy debate if you want to see how men used to debate each other. Watch and Eisenhower press conference to see how the press used to act.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:20 PM (n13/j)

This. Adlai Stevenson would be a rabid conservative in the modern Dem party.

For my bet, I would place my money on Adlai.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 09:28 PM (CR79h)

335 330 Didn't someone do a song, "daddys little fattie"? It was funny.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:26 PM (l0HIT)

https://youtu.be/x67jtMPfdTw

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 09:28 PM (7bcfy)

336 One word: optometry.



I don't think either of them is the slightest bit attractive.


Neither do I. I just get a really creepy vibe from both of them.

Humina gives me the heebies and Ass-Mouf gives me the jeebies.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 09:28 PM (HaL55)

337 OMAGAW OMAGAW OMAGAAAAWWW
😬

4- Funny plates.


3- If they were serious it'd be stupid - one muscle-building person's snack is some weight-watcher's meal.



2- Never apologize to the perpetually outraged. Double down, offer the set at a discount with the codeword "fatty."





1- Macy's still exists?

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for a story at July 22, 2019 09:29 PM (sLVyZ)

338 Macy*s started going down hill when they started catering to hood rats....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 09:07 PM (o1fzk)


Great marketing. Everyone knows that people on EBT have lots of disposable income.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 09:29 PM (O4I3S)

339 2- Never apologize to the perpetually outraged. Double down, offer the set at a discount with the codeword "fatty."

Not "oink?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 09:29 PM (O4I3S)

340 This. Adlai Stevenson would be a rabid conservative in the modern Dem party.



For my bet, I would place my money on Adlai.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2019 09:28 PM (CR79h)


A rabid Adlai Stevenson would make "Madly for Adlai" a reality.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 09:30 PM (GZCaY)

341 334 Watch a Nixon Kennedy debate if you want to see how men used to debate each other. Watch and Eisenhower press conference to see how the press used to act.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:20 PM (n13/j)

I like when Nixon said he supported the working man like FDR and Kennedy said He knew FDR, FDR was a Friend of His and you're no FDR.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 22, 2019 09:30 PM (2DOZq)

342 I think it is interesting that sjws are fine with Stones, Queen, AC/DC etc, but not anything now.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 09:30 PM (PUmDY)

343 1- Macy's still exists?

Been in Macy's exactly once. Outrageously expensive crap I could get anywhere else a lot cheaper. It was nothing special.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 09:32 PM (HaL55)

344 "Body positivity activist".



...

When your self-selected job title induces a red squiggly line in any modern text editor, you may... just may... be a jackass.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2019 09:32 PM (Ct55T)

345 Kennedy said He knew FDR, FDR was a Friend of His

Roosevelt wouldn't have given that snot-nosed mick parvenu the time of day. Kennedy was 28 when Roosevelt croaked.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 09:33 PM (O4I3S)

346 342 I think it is interesting that sjws are fine with Stones, Queen, AC/DC etc, but not anything now.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 09:30 PM (PUmDY

Wait until they listen to the lyrics Brown Sugar.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 09:33 PM (7bcfy)

347 Watch a Nixon Kennedy debate if you want to see
how men used to debate each other. Watch and Eisenhower press conference
to see how the press used to act.



Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:20 PM (n13/j)



And watch Eisenhower's farewell speech (only about 15 minutes long)
to see when Presidents spoke to the American people as rational,
intelligent adults.

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2019 09:27 PM (sdi6R)

I studied Eisenhower a bit in college. As the years go by, he only grows in my estimation.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:33 PM (n13/j)

348
https://youtu.be/x67jtMPfdTw



Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 09:28 PM (7bcfy)

I cannot stop laughing! thank you CG!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:33 PM (l0HIT)

349 Everything not forbidden, will be made mandatory.

Posted by: Chris M at July 22, 2019 09:33 PM (6XZdO)

350 So funny. Missing the Mark is very biblical. It is essant of sin!! Note note. Shit!! MO

Posted by: J Biden Sniffy gives me a stiffy... at July 22, 2019 09:33 PM (0LXU2)

351 Thanks for playing folks, and join us tomorrow night for another exciting episode of...

THAT'S

NOT

FUNNY!!!!

*fade to credits and theme music*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2019 09:34 PM (Ct55T)

352 191 Macy's is only down 60 percent over the last 5 years, they know what they are doing people.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:03 PM (n13/j)


not a good idea to tell half of your customer base to Eff off, which is exactly what they did when they tossed Trump labeled clothing in 2015.

I used to spend a lot of money there, but nothing in the last 4 years.

Not a cent.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 09:34 PM (sy5kK)

353 Or rap.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 09:35 PM (PUmDY)

354
334 Watch a Nixon Kennedy debate if you want to see how men used to
debate each other. Watch and Eisenhower press conference to see how the
press used to act.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:20 PM (n13/j)



I like when Nixon said he supported the working man like FDR and
Kennedy said He knew FDR, FDR was a Friend of His and you're no FDR.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 22, 2019 09:30 PM (2DOZq)

He stole that from Warren Harding

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:35 PM (n13/j)

355 Maybe .....Fat Biotch ....she just identify as Skinny girl ......Then go eat all she want?

Posted by: MR. KIM at July 22, 2019 09:35 PM (lMn1U)

356 Posted by: J Biden Sniffy gives me a stiffy... at July 22, 2019 09:33 PM (0LXU2)

Bit early in the week to be huffing this much paint, nu?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 22, 2019 09:35 PM (ykYG2)

357 343 1- Macy's still exists?

Been in Macy's exactly once. Outrageously expensive crap I could get anywhere else a lot cheaper. It was nothing special.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 09:32 PM (HaL55)

I actually like Macy's for Men's clothes. They have good sales and some quality off label stuff that's probably made specifically for them.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 22, 2019 09:36 PM (2DOZq)

358 Roly Poly, eatin' corn and taters
Hungry every minute of the day
Roly poly, gnawin' on a bisquit
Long as he can chew it it's ok
He can eat an aple pie
And never bat an eye
He likes everything from soup to hay
Roly Poly, daddy's little fatty
Bet he's gonna be a man somedayRoly Poly, scrambled eggs for breakfast
Bread and jelly 20 times a day
Roly Poly, eats a hearty dinner...

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:36 PM (l0HIT)

359 347
I studied Eisenhower a bit in college. As the years go by, he only grows in my estimation.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:33 PM (n13/j)


I haven't really studied him, but he has parallels to George Washington. He was a victorious general, then served two terms as President, then voluntarily stepped down and walked away from power.

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2019 09:37 PM (sdi6R)

360 Stop MAGA-shaming me!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2019 09:37 PM (Ct55T)

361 I am still not not dead... at this point.

Posted by: Recrap Erdogan at July 22, 2019 09:38 PM (flINI)

362 The Macys up here had a really nice furniture department. Huge. And killer financing offers 24-36 months 0 Interest.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 09:38 PM (bbLrU)

363 Weird Al..its lame but on topic.

https://youtu.be/t2mU6USTBRE

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:40 PM (l0HIT)

364 Left Coast Dawg @ 352- Only time I ever went in Macy's was to...no..wait.. that was Target...was to get peanut butter MandM's. Or was it a mudroom mat for Mrs. E's friend's grand daughter's wedding shower? Aw, screw it.

Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2019 09:40 PM (UUkQp)

365 studied Eisenhower a bit in college. As the years go by, he only grows in my estimation.



Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:33 PM (n13/j)



I haven't really studied him, but he has parallels to George
Washington. He was a victorious general, then served two terms as
President, then voluntarily stepped down and walked away from power.

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2019 09:37 PM (sdi6R)

he served in some really dangerous times. His Sec of State J.F. Dulles may have broken the mold. There was some really high wire stuff going on in international relations.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:41 PM (n13/j)

366 347
I studied Eisenhower a bit in college. As the years go by, he only grows in my estimation.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:33 PM (n13/j)


Imagine the balls it took for Stevenson to run against.

"What has Eisenhower ever done to show his leadership?"

"Uh ... defeated the Nazis? Saved the free world? What have you ever done?"

"I was governor of Illinois, and I didn't get convicted."

"Oh. OK."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 09:41 PM (O4I3S)

367 against Eisenhower

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 09:41 PM (O4I3S)

368 Ok all. Dinner. Later.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:41 PM (l0HIT)

369 Whom was Macy's forcing to buy these plates?

Posted by: Emmie at July 22, 2019 09:41 PM (4HMW8)

370
Does anyone think maybe the Mueller testimony won't happen on Wednesday?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 09:42 PM (13CQC)

371 I haven't really studied him, but he has parallels to George

Washington. He was a victorious general, then served two terms as

President, then voluntarily stepped down and walked away from power.



Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2019 09:37 PM (sdi6R)

His home at Gettysburg is something to see. It is run by the National Park service. I bet most that visit Gettysburg don't even know it is there.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:42 PM (n13/j)

372 Whatever happened to, if you don't like it...... don't BUY it?

FFS, I think they're hilarious.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 22, 2019 09:42 PM (PkVlr)

373 2 Being thin feels better than anything tastes.


Been there. No. you must have been a smoker and couldn't taste anything

Posted by: Dempsy at July 22, 2019 09:43 PM (GFYHx)

374 My prediction is Mueller keep getting postponed until he gets cancelled.

Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2019 09:43 PM (ZfRYq)

375 369
Whom was Macy's forcing to buy these plates?

Posted by: Emmie at July 22, 2019 09:41 PM (4HMW

Thank you Emmie. I thought they were shaming people who were dieting by pulling the plates. H8rs.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:43 PM (l0HIT)

376 I cannot stop laughing! thank you CG!

Oh shit that was funny

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 09:43 PM (HaL55)

377 The Macys up here had a really nice furniture department. Huge. And killer financing offers 24-36 months 0 Interest.
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 09:38 PM (bbLrU)


So they sell stuff at (desired price)*(monthly interest rate)^36 and offer no interest financing? Great deal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 09:43 PM (O4I3S)

378 Helloooooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 09:44 PM (NWiLs)

379 I like the New Jersey Devils and I still get emotionally triggered whenever something reminds me SKA St. Petersburg where Ilya Kovalchuk went to go play for so maybe Macys will get rid of that red star for a logo too.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 22, 2019 09:44 PM (ta49A)

380 OK, I lied. Not dinner..more tequila.
Don't judge me!!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:44 PM (l0HIT)

381 I was skinny until I stopped smoking 20 years ago...

Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist! at July 22, 2019 09:44 PM (UUBmN)

382 "I was governor of Illinois, and I didn't get convicted."



"Oh. OK."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 09:41 PM (O4I3S)

I hear ya, but you have to admit, that is something.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:44 PM (n13/j)

383 I hear ya, but you have to admit, that is something.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:44 PM (n13/j)


It IS a rare achievement, to be fair.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 09:45 PM (O4I3S)

384 376 I cannot stop laughing! thank you CG!

Oh shit that was funny
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22,

Ace posted videos of steel panther. I really want to see them at the House of Blues.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 09:45 PM (7bcfy)

385 "I was governor of Illinois, and I didn't get convicted."


Under-achiever.

Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2019 09:45 PM (jY3BZ)

386 My prediction is Mueller keep getting postponed until he gets cancelled.
Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2019 09:43 PM (ZfRYq)


He is pretty old.
"Natural Causes" would be credible.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 22, 2019 09:45 PM (1g7ch)

387 OT. Finally got the tank off the guest toilet. Had to hack saw the bolts. And all the old gaskets off. I will put it all together tomorrow. I'm done for the day. What a pain in the ass.

Posted by: Infidel at July 22, 2019 09:46 PM (BLFnH)

388 >>Great deal.


As long as you are responsible, yep.

Miss the payments and I imagine you are not so happy.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 09:46 PM (bbLrU)

389 Back in the day, my family used to come to Atlanta for the Lenox Macy's almost 50 Percent sales every few years Thanksgiving weekends because my Mom insisted for big items like coats, etc.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 09:46 PM (PUmDY)

390 Hi Insom!

I guess you're out of the shower.


*wiggles butt*
* POUNCE *

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 22, 2019 09:47 PM (PkVlr)

391 390
Hi Insom!



I guess you're out of the shower.





*wiggles butt*

* POUNCE *

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 22, 2019 09:47 PM (PkVlr)

Puts hand over eyes. OK you two...just..really...stop.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:48 PM (l0HIT)

392 346 342 I think it is interesting that sjws are fine with Stones, Queen, AC/DC etc, but not anything now.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 09:30 PM (PUmDY

Wait until they listen to the lyrics Brown Sugar.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 09:33 PM (7bcfy)


Not to mention Under My Thumb.

Posted by: Splunge at July 22, 2019 09:48 PM (ed8K1)

393 109 "I say, do away with china!"

And FREE TIBET while you're at it! Posted by: Tami

You never see "Free Tibet" stickers any more. It used to be a cool Buddhist West Coast thing. But China did to Tibet what Democrats want to do with Open Borders.

Wiki: "Critics cite the government-sponsored migration of large numbers of Han Chinese into the Tibet Autonomous Region as a major component of sinicization.

According to the government of Tibet in exile, Chinese policy has resulted in the disappearance of elements of Tibetan culture; this has been called "cultural genocide",.

The government in exile says that the policies intend to make Tibet an integral part of China and control desire for Tibetan self-determination."

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 22, 2019 09:49 PM (Ndje9)

394 Pounced and seized. Again! W00T!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 09:49 PM (NWiLs)

395 Wait until they listen to the lyrics Brown Sugar.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 09:33 PM (7bcfy)



Not to mention Under My Thumb.

Posted by: Splunge at July 22, 2019 09:48 PM (ed8K1)

Music at a Trump rally?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:49 PM (l0HIT)

396 Cannibal Bob,

Nope!

Btw, cheers!

*clinks glass*

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 22, 2019 09:49 PM (PkVlr)

397 Fat bottomed girls, whole lotta Rosie.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 09:50 PM (PUmDY)

398 I want plates with the metrics...

Eliza Dushku

Kate Upton

Meghan McCain

Amy Schumer

Rosie O'Donnell

Then watch them reply LOLGF to all the Twitter mobs.

When you get down to it, what percentage of the population actually knows there's some sort of outrage?

Posted by: kbdabear at July 22, 2019 09:50 PM (qAR6u)

399 396
Cannibal Bob,



Nope!



Btw, cheers!



*clinks glass*

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 22, 2019 09:49 PM (PkVlr)

Lol...love you both nurse and cheers to you both.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:50 PM (l0HIT)

400
Whom was Macy's forcing to buy these plates?
Posted by: Emmie

======

It's not the buying. It's the SEEING. It's like that movie with Sandra Bullock where you have to get blindfolded to go into town for supplies or else those Things will show themselves and you'll go mad and kill everyone and then commit suicide.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 09:50 PM (13CQC)

401 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:50 PM (l0HIT)

Thanks, amigo. If I was holding a glass I'd raise it!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 09:51 PM (NWiLs)

402 397 Fat bottomed girls, whole lotta Rosie.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 09:50 PM (PUmDY)

Those are both great songs.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 09:52 PM (7bcfy)

403
Thanks, amigo. If I was holding a glass I'd raise it!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 09:51 PM (NWiLs)

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:52 PM (l0HIT)

404 BTW,

Blonde Mortician, OM had a gorgeous picture of you on the Morning Rant.

You're stunning.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 22, 2019 09:53 PM (PkVlr)

405 Damn autocucumber

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 22, 2019 09:53 PM (PkVlr)

406 402 397 Fat bottomed girls, whole lotta Rosie.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 09:50 PM (PUmDY)

Those are both great songs.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 09:52

But they are perfectly fine with any rap songs.


Retards.

Posted by: Infidel at July 22, 2019 09:54 PM (BLFnH)

407 Bella Thorne comes out as 'Pan sexual'. Does that mean she likes dudes with really hairy legs? If so, 'Hello there, Miss!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


I think "pan-sexual" is woke-speak for "bisexual".

Because "bisexual" implies there are only two sexes.

Posted by: mikeski at July 22, 2019 09:54 PM (P1f+c)

408 404
BTW,



Blonde Mortician, OM had a gorgeous picture of you on the Morning Rant.



You're stunning.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 22, 2019 09:53 PM (PkVlr)

WHAT??!!!!
be right back.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:54 PM (l0HIT)

409 Roosevelt wouldn't have given that snot-nosed mick parvenu the time of day. Kennedy was 28 when Roosevelt croaked.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Joe Sr. was the first Chairman of the SEC after Roosevelt created it. Kind of like making the fox guard the henhouse.
And then he made him Ambassador to Great Britain, and it was so bad (Joe Sr. was so anti-British) that the PM actually asked for him to be recalled. Which he was. What an ass.

So yes, it is possible that FDR did actually know John Kennedy.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 22, 2019 09:56 PM (S6Pax)

410 But they are perfectly fine with any rap songs.


Retards.
Posted by: Infidel at July 22, 2019 09:54 PM (BLFnH)

Cardi B is totally classy. Not problematic at all.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 09:56 PM (7bcfy)

411 BTW,



Blonde Mortician, OM had a gorgeous picture of you on the Morning Rant.

You're stunning.



Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 22, 2019 09:53 PM (PkVlr)



Hoooooly mooooley.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 09:56 PM (l0HIT)

412 OT. Finally got the tank off the guest toilet. Had to hack saw the bolts. And all the old gaskets off. I will put it all together tomorrow. I'm done for the day. What a pain in the ass.
Posted by: Infidel


I don't think the ass pain would be caused by the tank, but I'm not a plumber.

Posted by: mikeski at July 22, 2019 09:57 PM (P1f+c)

413 407 Bella Thorne comes out as 'Pan sexual'. Does that mean she likes dudes with really hairy legs? If so, 'Hello there, Miss!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

It means she shops at Williams-Sonoma for sex toys.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 09:58 PM (NWiLs)

414 It's not the buying. It's the SEEING. It's like that
movie with Sandra Bullock where you have to get blindfolded to go into
town for supplies or else those Things will show themselves and you'll
go mad and kill everyone and then commit suicide.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 09:50 PM (13CQC)


Oh so that is what The Blind Side was about. I never saw it.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:58 PM (n13/j)

415 The government in exile says that the policies intend to make Tibet an integral part of China and control desire for Tibetan self-determination."
Posted by: The Gipper Lives


Yeah, once the Chinese completed the railroad line into Tibet, it was only a matter of time.
Now Tibet is kind of a Disneyland destination for regular Chinese. Let's go see the monks in Tibet!!
Kind of tragic and comical at the same time.
When I was in China in 2001, one of the Chinese guys traveling with our group was talking excitedly about visiting Tibet one day. He thought it would be cool.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 22, 2019 09:59 PM (S6Pax)

416 Cardi B is totally classy. Not problematic at all.

Even after admitting she set guys up to rob them. What a wonderful role model for today's yoots.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 09:59 PM (HaL55)

417 416
Cardi B is totally classy. Not problematic at all.

Even after admitting she set guys up to rob them. What a wonderful role model for today's yoots.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 09:59 PM (HaL55)

That was yesterday BB.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 10:00 PM (l0HIT)

418 Visited parents before and they had on NBC News , a report about Mueller's upcoming testimony--with all the requisite soundbites from Nadler co. about how this will lead to impeachment hearings.
Missing of course was any context--about how Mueller said everything he could say in his report and can't change it now. Also missing was the fact that they held an impeachment vote the other day which went nowhere.

Nope, the only thing that matters is the Narrative. Got to keep it going.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 10:00 PM (o1fzk)

419 Infidel, you didn't leave the plunger in the bowl when you copped a squat, did you?

Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2019 10:00 PM (UUkQp)

420 nood time

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 22, 2019 10:01 PM (ykYG2)

421 Johah's dog looks sad in the sidebar. Poor thing.

Posted by: Infidel at July 22, 2019 10:01 PM (BLFnH)

422 .. with no nood.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 22, 2019 10:01 PM (ykYG2)

423
BTW,



Blonde Mortician, OM had a gorgeous picture of you on the Morning Rant.



You're stunning.

Posted by: Nurse ratched

=====

??? I never sent my pic to anyone.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 10:01 PM (13CQC)

424 Never seen sjws complain about any of these songs, prob because they realize how great they are.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 10:01 PM (PUmDY)

425 That was yesterday BB.

Them, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 10:01 PM (HaL55)

426 365 studied Eisenhower a bit in college. As the years go by, he only grows in my estimation.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 09:33 PM (n13/j)
I Haven't really studied him, but he has parallels to George Washington. He was a victorious general, then served two terms as President, then voluntarily stepped down and walked away from power. Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2019 09:37 PM (sdi6R)

Plus, both banged the brown starfish of serious hottie sidepieces...

Posted by: Truth Hurts at July 22, 2019 10:02 PM (qul7b)

427 ??? I never sent my pic to anyone.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 10:01 PM (13CQC)

Well if thats not you in the twitter feed don't tell me. Lie to me.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 10:02 PM (l0HIT)

428 Oh, la la. Kurt Russell as a 12 yo on Gunsmoke.

Posted by: Infidel at July 22, 2019 10:02 PM (BLFnH)

429 425
That was yesterday BB.

Them, too.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 10:01 PM (HaL55)

Lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 10:03 PM (l0HIT)

430 Hey Caligirl

How you doing? Good to see you posting here. Hope all is well. Crops doing good this year?

Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at July 22, 2019 10:03 PM (45iRS)

431 428 Oh, la la. Kurt Russell as a 12 yo on Gunsmoke.
Posted by: Infidel at July 22, 2019 10:02 PM (BLFnH)

You do realize how totally skeevy that sounds, right?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 10:03 PM (NWiLs)

432 428 Oh, la la. Kurt Russell as a 12 yo on Gunsmoke.
Posted by: Infidel at July 22, 2019 10:02 PM (BLFnH)

He's really nice. I know one of his siblings.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 10:04 PM (7bcfy)

433 I think The Stones are still popular with aging boomers and once they're gone--along with Mick and the boys--the SJW's will deal with their misogynistic lyrics.....

Guaranteed.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 10:05 PM (o1fzk)

434 Posted by: Truth Hurts at July 22, 2019 10:02 PM (qul7b)

More I learned all my history from Howard Zinn I suppose. or some other new wave bullshitter.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 10:05 PM (n13/j)

435
BTW,

Blonde Mortician, OM had a gorgeous picture of you on the Morning Rant.

You're stunning.
Posted by: Nurse ratched

======

LOL, when I first saw that pic I did think, "Me!"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 10:06 PM (13CQC)

436 Girl spawn picks up assassin kitty and asks me..
Did men come to cats or did cats come to men?
Kitty turns head suddenly to stare at girl as if to say, "wait what? This question offends me. we do not submit to inferior creatures "
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 22, 2019 09:02 PM (myjN

answer is likely neither. Cats came to the food supply stores of people thousands of years ago chasing rats and mice. People appreciated the rodent control and a mutual benefit relationship resulted.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2019 10:06 PM (FTPn0)

437 430 Hey Caligirl

How you doing? Good to see you posting here. Hope all is well. Crops doing good this year?
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at July 22, 2019 10:03 PM (45iRS)

How are you holding up is the question. I've been lurking.

We are doing well.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 10:06 PM (7bcfy)

438 Infidel, you didn't leave the plunger in the bowl when you copped a squat, did you?
Posted by: Eromero

lol. No. It was leaking from the gasket that is between the tank and bowl. It's only 44 years old. I may as well do the other one too. Our family has bad luck with water. We call it the ****** curse.

Posted by: Infidel at July 22, 2019 10:06 PM (BLFnH)

439 433
I think The Stones are still popular with aging boomers and once they're
gone--along with Mick and the boys--the SJW's will deal with their
misogynistic lyrics.....

Guaranteed.


Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 10:05 PM (o1fzk)

Didn't a coupla Stones swing both ways Joe? Cause that may save them.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 10:06 PM (l0HIT)

440
Well if thats not you in the twitter feed don't tell me. Lie to me.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

======

Heeheeheeheehee. I don't remember signing a release for that photo. Must call my manager.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 10:07 PM (13CQC)

441 428 Oh, la la. Kurt Russell as a 12 yo on Gunsmoke.

Posted by: Infidel at July 22, 2019 10:02 PM (BLFnH)



He's really nice. I know one of his siblings.


He's a great actor who knows how to spot a good script. You can tell him I said that.

Then he'll go, "Who?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 10:07 PM (HaL55)

442
Then he'll go, "Who?"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 10:07 PM (HaL55)

I will when I see him. I guarantee you he would fit in here.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 10:09 PM (7bcfy)

443 Heeheeheeheehee. I don't remember signing a release for that photo. Must call my manager.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 10:07 PM (13CQC)

Ok then BM...stunning...... as all ettes are of course...

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 10:09 PM (l0HIT)

444 As someone said on an earlier thread what's up with these four idiots being called people of color? Aoc and Rancid are as white as I am.

Heck have my DNA done by ancestry and I have a fair amount of Iberian ancestry. I think I'm going to climb that I'm in Hispanic now.

Lol, my wife just asked me what's a pansexual. My response was going to post. I should have just said mentally ill seeking attention.

Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at July 22, 2019 10:10 PM (45iRS)

445 Oh, la la. Kurt Russell as a 12 yo on Gunsmoke.

My favorite actor. I adore him.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 22, 2019 10:10 PM (dUJdY)

446 e's a great actor who knows how to spot a good script. You can tell him I said that.

Then he'll go, "Who?"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law a

Yea, they have/had a place near here. Never heard an unkind word about either. On the other hand, I ran into Ricky Schroeder at a local restaurant years ago.. What an ass hole.

Posted by: Infidel at July 22, 2019 10:10 PM (BLFnH)

447 "Kurt Russell ... knows how to spot a good script"

Um.

Posted by: 'Soldier' at July 22, 2019 10:11 PM (ykYG2)

448 I will when I see him. I guarantee you he would fit in here.

Too bad he caught all that grief when he stood up for gun owners years back. That's not forgotten either.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 10:12 PM (HaL55)

449 439--Supposedly Mick "experimented", but I don't believe it. He's had more ass than a toilet seat--and has like 17 kids from 13 women--black, white, Latino. you name it....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 10:12 PM (o1fzk)

450 ---------------------------Ocasio-Cortez claims without evidence that Trump is intentionally trying to get her assasinatd---------------------------

Projection isn't just a river in Japan.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2019 10:12 PM (LPWLR)

451 Ok all, this liquid dinner is getting to me so see you on the ONT.

*winks at BM*
yeah, I know, I'm married too.

Its called 'sport flirting'.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 10:12 PM (l0HIT)

452 Lol, my wife just asked me what's a pansexual. My response was going to post. I should have just said mentally ill seeking attention.
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at July 22, 2019

We may be related. I'm Portuguese. My brother did the dna test and it was something like half Iberian Peninsula.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 10:13 PM (7bcfy)

453 109 "I say, do away with china!"

And FREE TIBET while you're at it!
Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2019 08:48 PM (cF8AT)

Hey!!!

Posted by: free tibet at July 22, 2019 10:13 PM (TQyCa)

454 Even the legendary Eric Clapton makes a dud album occasionally. Can't think of anything really bad KR's been in a long time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 10:14 PM (HaL55)

455 Cali
Doing as well as can be expected it's been 12 weeks now since I busted the ankle. Talk to a friend who had a less serious break and we concluded the docks just lie to you about recovering time cuz they don't want you to get bummed out.
I cannot put weight on that foot which is a great relief. My friend said it took him 7 months to be decently recovered.

Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at July 22, 2019 10:15 PM (45iRS)

456
Its called 'sport flirting'.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

=====

Keep up your moves, use them on Mrs Cannibal, she likes it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 10:15 PM (13CQC)

457 The perpetual grievance theater is backfiring.

I have a friend who used to be really fat in college. She is definitely not now. However, she was harassed and it was awful. She is now kind of tired of celebrating morbidly obese women in tiny clothes. As am I.


Add in "all gay, all the time," which is also getting to her, and you have someone who is moving closer to center.

Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 22, 2019 10:16 PM (AkkRZ)

458 they allowed Prince to slide. I remember on this site, someone said they would like Prince more if he was't so gay. I wish I could remember who.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 10:16 PM (PUmDY)

459 Too bad he caught all that grief when he stood up for gun owners years back. That's not forgotten either.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 10:12 PM (HaL55)

He's a hunter. I felt bad when that happened and I hope he didn't lose too much work because of that.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 10:16 PM (7bcfy)

460 Yea, they have/had a place near here. Never heard
an unkind word about either. On the other hand, I ran into Ricky
Schroeder at a local restaurant years ago.. What an ass hole.

Posted by: Infidel at July 22, 2019 10:10 PM (BLFnH)

not Newt! but to be fair, most celebs i have met were disappointing. And these were very minor celebs, like travel and cooking folk. You can throw in the local weatherman too. I think many of these guys are on guard all the time, it must suck in a way.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 10:16 PM (n13/j)

461 we don't want to embarrass Lena Dunham, do we?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 22, 2019 10:16 PM (ZqRa6)

462 454
Even the legendary Eric Clapton makes a dud album occasionally. Can't think of anything really bad KR's been in a long time.\-----------------------------

Even Death Proof is severely underrated. I wish James Madison would do a thing on it. But his tastes on mine diverge 180 degrees so he probably hates it.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2019 10:16 PM (LPWLR)

463 Fat bitches need to eat less. BOOM!

Posted by: Fritz at July 22, 2019 10:17 PM (kLDv+)

464 Most recent Kurt Russell film I can think of is The Hateful Eight. I turned it off after about 20 minutes.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 10:18 PM (NWiLs)

465 >>'Bella Thorne comes out as 'Pan sexual'. '


Bella revealed how she was sexually abused while working for Disney from age 6-14.

Bell is a mess. It's sad.

Funny how her fellow Disney tv star, Miley Cyrus, also came out as pansexual a while back, and she's also messed up, and exhibitionist.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 10:18 PM (bDqIh)

466 Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at July 22, 2019 10:15 PM (45iRS)

You and yours have been in my prayers. I was so sorry to hear of your injury.

My friend fell and broke her ankle, bone sticking out. She's doing great now but it was a tough recovery.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 10:18 PM (7bcfy)

467 Doing as well as can be expected it's been 12 weeks now since I busted the ankle.
Farmer, I just got advanced to full weight bearing from NWB after 13 weeks. Got to wear the Boot for the next 6 weeks.

Posted by: Panhandler at July 22, 2019 10:18 PM (MBGf7)

468 436
Cats came to the food supply stores of people thousands of years ago chasing rats and mice. People appreciated the rodent control and a mutual benefit relationship resulted.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2019 10:06 PM (FTPn0)


Yes, dogs forged relationships with humans during the hunter/gatherer era. Cats came much later after the development of agriculture and grain storehouses.

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2019 10:19 PM (sdi6R)

469 115 I don't know why these fatties are always whinging about body shaming; they clearly can't be shamed.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 22, 2019 08:49 PM (H5knJ)


Because deep, deep down inside, in that mirror-lined room where their egos live, their shame burns with the light of a thousand suns.

And they hate being reminded of it.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 22, 2019 10:19 PM (di1hb)

470 If you haven't seen the documentary about Kurt Russell's baseball-loving father, Bing -- and especially if you're a baseball fan -- do yourself a favor and watch the documentary "The Battered Bastards of Baseball."


Fantastic ...

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 10:20 PM (WqPYg)

471 Most recent Kurt Russell film I can think of is The Hateful Eight. I turned it off after about 20 minutes.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019

Yep. Punished for their beliefs. I think they sold their place in Aspen.

Posted by: Infidel at July 22, 2019 10:20 PM (BLFnH)

472 He haters, suck it
https://www.instagram.com/p/B0PYWVQFGhH/

Posted by: Jeff Carter at July 22, 2019 10:20 PM (c73GF)

473 First they came for the racists and I did nothing, because I was not racist.

Then they determined I was racist, and I was like "But I'm not racist", but it was too late.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 22, 2019 10:20 PM (+/4J3)

474 >>Bella Thorne comes out as 'Pan sexual'

What a coincidence. I've just come out as a Pan.

Bella, call me.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 10:21 PM (K/2j/)

475 He's a hunter. I felt bad when that happened and I hope he didn't lose too much work because of that.

If he did, looks like he's recovered nicely by now. I'd hope he and a few other actors would feel comfortable here.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 10:21 PM (HaL55)

476 Most recent Kurt Russell film I can think of is The Hateful Eight. I turned it off after about 20 minutes.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 10:18 PM (NWiLs)

garbage. he did do some good flicks like Tombstone and the often overlooked Dark Blue.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 10:22 PM (n13/j)

477 Most recent Kurt Russell film I can think of is The Hateful Eight. I turned it off after about 20 minutes.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 10:18 PM (NWiLs)

I'm as ridiculous a Tarantino fan as anyone and that's my least favorite of his and it's not close. He is dearly missing Sally Menke but it was self-indulgent and boring either way.

OTOH it's almost worth watching for Jennifer Jason Leigh because she is just awesome.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2019 10:22 PM (LPWLR)

478 Since there's already 'B' in the alphabetsoup for bisexual, 'P' for pansexual is redundant. by logical deduction 'P' must stand for something more meaningful, and my guess is paedo.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 22, 2019 10:23 PM (ykYG2)

479 Ugh That was supposed to be can put weight on the foot now that helps and hopefully we'll proceed to normality. It doesn't hurt as much after walking as it did at first so that's progress.

Yeah Cali,I was surprised at the Iberian portion it was once like over 20%. I've done the genealogy and can't see in a few hundred years where that comes from but hell people moved around a lot more than we realize.

Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at July 22, 2019 10:23 PM (45iRS)

480 I like KR, his wife had a kid in school here and she would go to the games on occasion, very nice, very low key.

Posted by: Gmac - Winning never gets old, like me ... But I'm still winning dammit! at July 22, 2019 10:23 PM (qZdIZ)

481 Its called 'sport flirting'.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

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If you're not cheating, you're not trying.

Posted by: Coach Bill Clinton at July 22, 2019 10:23 PM (5aX2M)

482 Most recent Kurt Russell film I can think of is The Hateful Eight. I turned it off after about 20 minutes.

I didn't even know KR was in that flick. I read a couple of reviews and just couldn't wait to not see it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 10:24 PM (HaL55)

483 Why is Kurt Russell so popular in this thread?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 10:25 PM (PUmDY)

484 Hateful Eight was tedious.

Somewhere in that three hour seven minute slog is a good two hour fifteen minute movie.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 10:25 PM (YcLo4)

485 pan sexual - another example of how we're supposed to learn to respect and appreciate craziness, I guess.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 22, 2019 10:26 PM (ZqRa6)

486 I'm Portuguese. My brother did the dna test and it was something like half Iberian Peninsula.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 10:13 PM (7bcfy)

Iberian Peninsula? I thought nearly all of the Portuguese in California came from the Azores.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 10:26 PM (tVQUs)

487 New headline that should be grounds for impeachment of Drumpf:

"The Milky Way Ate Another Galaxy 10 Billion Years Ago."

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 10:27 PM (WqPYg)

488 Bell is a mess. It's sad.

Funny how her fellow Disney tv star, Miley Cyrus, also came out as pansexual a while back, and she's also messed up, and exhibitionist.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 10:18 PM (bDqIh

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It's almost as if by accepting every form of sexual deviance, you can feel better about and rationalize what happened to you...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 10:27 PM (5aX2M)

489 and the often overlooked Dark Blue.

Great movie!

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 22, 2019 10:27 PM (dUJdY)

490 483 Why is Kurt Russell so popular in this thread?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 10:25 PM (PUmDY)


He Escaped From New York.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 10:28 PM (sy5kK)

491 @485: "pan sexual - another example of how we're supposed to learn to respect and appreciate craziness, I guess."

Basically, pansexuals think the word bisexual is too limiting 'cause it implies they are only attracted to male men and female woman, or something.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 10:28 PM (YcLo4)

492 Iberian Peninsula? I thought nearly all of the Portuguese in California came from the Azores.
Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 10:26 PM

My grandparents did come from the Azores. Iberian peninsula is what my brothers test said and my Portuguese cousin did as well.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 10:28 PM (7bcfy)

493 ONT!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 10:28 PM (HaL55)

494 Cali

How long did it take for your friend to recover? Yep my leg bone was sticking out from the bottom and my foot and the bones were basically in front of that, it was a nasty triple compound fracture.

Panhandler, good for you I'm wondering if I'll have to be in a boot for the same amount of time. It is much more liberating than the cast, thank God.

Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at July 22, 2019 10:28 PM (45iRS)

495 Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction were decent. I can't think of another Tarantino film I would watch for even a minute.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 10:29 PM (n13/j)

496 >>It's almost as if by accepting every form of sexual deviance, you can feel better about and rationalize what happened to you. . .

Exactly; it's pretending to own it when it's really that they are so damaged they have no idea what a normal expression of sexuality would be.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 10:29 PM (bDqIh)

497 well, let's look at the bright side: Trump is still president and probably up right now making crank phone calls to the Clintons.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 22, 2019 10:29 PM (ZqRa6)

498 >>Why is Kurt Russell so popular in this thread?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 10:25 PM (PUmDY)


>>He Escaped From New York.

People are going Overboard.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 10:29 PM (K/2j/)

499 I would like to drink a Tequila Sunrise with Captain Ron.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 10:31 PM (n13/j)

500
Posted by: Farmer posting from stupid smartphone at July 22, 2019 10:28 PM (4

She was using a scooter thing for a long time. 3 months at least. I want to say maybe 6 months before she was somewhat "normal". Her accident was about 6 years ago so I may be wrong on the time frame.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2019 10:31 PM (7bcfy)

501 Overboard is a very funny movie.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 22, 2019 10:31 PM (PUmDY)

502 Ok Macy's, let's try a little role playing. I'll be you and you be the SJW internetz. You start.

SJWs: Macy's, you are being mean to people with your plates
Macy's: GO FUCK YOURSELF.
SJW's: that was super mean
Macy's: only cuz you're a pussy
SJW's: stop selling those plates
Macy's: If they don't make us any money, we will stop selling them
SJW's: they totally caved to our demands
Macy's: fucking idiots!?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 22, 2019 10:33 PM (h1jJh)

503 Hey everybody.

Has anyone here ever seen David Mamet's movie, Oleanna?

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 10:37 PM (L2ZTs)

504 Also, I got some new internet service today, so I got a new WiFi password.

Ever wonder what the WiFi password is of some people we've all heard about?

John Boehner: "44ismybestfriend"

Lena Dunham: "iamtoosexy"

Hillary: "warmfuzzies69"

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 10:39 PM (L2ZTs)

505 >>499 I would like to drink a Tequila Sunrise with Captain Ron.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 10:31 PM (n13/j)>>

....And I would like to slurp down a Huma69 without a Weiner around.....

Posted by: Hillary CLinton, #NeverPOTUS at July 22, 2019 10:46 PM (Bqoi/)

506 so i'm mostly done with the week's cooking

so tired. And it's so late now.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 11:23 PM (PbpT7)

507 Lookd through some of the istagram that creature Jameela Jamil posted.

She says she's glad she had an abortion when she was younger, and says "it was the best decision I ever made, both for me and the baby..."

Still trying to figure out how killing a baby is a good thing.

The young woman is sick sick sick.



Posted by: Flyover at July 23, 2019 01:20 AM (B5K06)

508 Comrade, rich people are coward.

Posted by: Karel Marks at July 23, 2019 02:46 AM (JkygK)

509 101 Tucker talking about Erica Thomas
Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2019 08:47 PM (RBOtF)

link to that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DNqzHL7hfE

Posted by: m at July 23, 2019 04:02 AM (UpS69)

510 Why do people make a big deal out of being "THE" first on this thread???
Amazing how it is a woman who put the saying on the plates in the first place. Yeah, no female/female bashing there.
Hope she lost a LOT of money and it put a dent in her business.

Posted by: ZaN at July 23, 2019 06:00 AM (NLEnr)

Revealed: Rashida Tlaib was Ejected from 2016 Trump Rally for Disrupting It and Acting Like a Lunatic

The speech was interrupted fourteen times.

As this crazy jihadette was ejected from the forum, she accused everyone else there of being "crazies."

Video and pictures at the link. Or, here:



Meanwhile...



She also bragged of her dual loyalty. Though is it even dual?



Let's check in with the other members of Squad Jihad:





Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:00 PM




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1 New post! Like clockwork!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 07:01 PM (YcLo4)

2 Boom!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:02 PM (bczF/)

3 Damn. Missed it by that much.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (bczF/)

4 Put that Burka on Michael, don't make make myself perfectly clear.

Posted by: An Observation at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (gdTDb)

5 Odd how acting like a spoiled child is a common denominator with the left

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (pUDQf)

6 "Tiny hands! Tiny hands! All you've got is tiny hands!"

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (YcLo4)

7 I still like the person who yelled at Tlaib to "get a job!"

But yeah she is more fruity than a box of Fruit Loops

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (kbJA/)

8 Hate to be in the express lane and behind her at the grocery store.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (hKi6n)

9 Very bouncy.

Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (O6DoG)

10 We have jihadis in the wire. Launch final fires. Repeat, launch final fires.

Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (UUkQp)

11 I guess the "squad" would be the equivalent if Republicans elected 4 Roy Moores and decided they were going to be the face of the GOP.

Trump really set a trap making these women have an even higher profile.

Posted by: Blago at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (UfkIY)

12

What about scarecrow's brain?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (aKsyK)

13 Rashida is Rancida.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (tVQUs)

14 So...crazy bitch. But we knew this already.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (NWiLs)

15 One of Michigan's Dem senators (Peters) is up for re-election next year.

I'm sure he loves having this fine, patriotic woman serve as the face of the Democrat party.

John James needs to demand Peters respond to each and every utterance she makes.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (bczF/)

16 Lotta beef on the hoof with Jihad Velma.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (6/uwW)

17 Yes, I'm sure Rhasida Tlaaib is all about serving Palestinians.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (+0VWg)

18 But Meghan McCain insists Trump is racist!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (ptqGC)

19 She seems nice.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (Z/1Kk)

20 Since when did Gaza and the West Bank become a state? Was that one of Barky's 57 states?

Posted by: Old Blue at July 22, 2019 07:06 PM (VNmG1)

21


LOL. You're an animal! Get a job!

What a miserable sow she is, and that face...holy shit.

She looks like Tommy Hearns a little.



Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 22, 2019 07:06 PM (z8c2c)

22

Juan Williams made sure to bring up the Louisiana cop's remark about a "round."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 07:06 PM (aKsyK)

23 With her loud mouth, she'd last less than a day living in "Palestine."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 07:06 PM (ptqGC)

24 Tlaib goes to Gaza holding a book that says "To serve Paleostinians."

Someone yells out, "it's a cookbook!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:06 PM (kbJA/)

25 Figuring you'd come out about even if you were condemned to lay pipe into Tlaib's alleged hoo-hoo or given a polonium booster shot.

Posted by: Voter theater. at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (XW90+)

26 In other news two south Lousiana cops were fired today after one posted on Facebook that AOC "needs a round" (bullet) and the other for clicking the Like button.

https://tinyurl.com/y43l58fy

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (rnXGe)

27 One of Michigan's Dem senators (Peters) is up for re-election next year.

I'm sure he loves having this fine, patriotic woman serve as the face of the Democrat party.

John James needs to demand Peters respond to each and every utterance she makes.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (bczF/)

It's also worth pointing out, Peters is (supposedly) the less popular of Michigan's Senators.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (tVQUs)

28 New post! Like clockwork!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 07:01 PM (YcLo4)

Tick Tock?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (BiNEL)

29 It seems Trump has hit the mother lode with Al Squada, and he is going to mine that for all he can get.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (GZCaY)

30
Trump really set a trap making these women have an even higher profile.


What makes it perfect is that they are so un-selfaware that they don't realize they are getting mocked.

Posted by: An Observation at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (gdTDb)

31 26
In other news two south Lousiana cops were fired today after one posted
on Facebook that AOC "needs a round" (bullet) and the other for clicking
the Like button.

https://tinyurl.com/y43l58fy


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (rnXGe)

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Are we sure he wasn't saying she needed to mix a round of drinks? You know, former bartender.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (bczF/)

32 Yes, I'm sure Rhasida Tlaaib is all about serving Palestinians.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

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So, what goes with Palestinians? Goat? Baba Ghanoush?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (Z/1Kk)

33 She means her roots in Judea.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (/O9R9)

34 Little known fact:

She wrote "50 Shades of Goat" under a pseudonym.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (ptqGC)

35 The SJW profile and Trump hate is nothing compared to her dual loyalties and why she should leave America.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (2DOZq)

36 It's also worth pointing out, Peters is (supposedly) the less popular of Michigan's Senators.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (tVQUs)

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Peters is practically invisible. First-termer. Stabenow's been in public life forever, but Peters isn't well known.

If John James runs hard, he's got the best shot of taking a GOP senate seat here in two decades.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:09 PM (bczF/)

37 @22" "Juan Williams made sure to bring up the Louisiana cop's remark about a 'round.'"

Gutfeld's the only reason that The Five isn't produced by a basic AI screenwriting bot, and I give programmers other two years until they figure out how to make his usual madness more lifelike.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 07:09 PM (YcLo4)

38 Tlaib----The Voice of Radio Burka Nation

Posted by: Voter theater. at July 22, 2019 07:09 PM (XW90+)

39 Yeah Barista Doll Eyes Alex. It would be easier to read that as she needs to serve a round.

But someone will insist an Apple is a Banana no matter what. Greivence is all they got going for them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:09 PM (kbJA/)

40 Trump really set a trap making these women have an even higher profile.

Posted by: Blago at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (UfkIY)

By daring, Trump forced the Democrats to embrace these four as the public face of the party. Now the Democrats are stuck with them. I call this winning and I am not tired of it .

Who Dares WIns.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 07:09 PM (GZCaY)

41 Since when did Gaza and the West Bank become a state? Was that one of Barky's 57 states?


Posted by: Old Blue at July 22, 2019 07:06 PM (VNmG1)

When the bridge was completed.

Posted by: Vox at July 22, 2019 07:10 PM (q1Pj5)

42 Just out of nowhere, I just wondered whatever happened to Col. Ralph Peters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 07:10 PM (ptqGC)

43 > Rashida is Rancida.
Rancida is good, but I prefer Ratsheeta.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2019 07:10 PM (GDooN)

44 I'll only say this..... Transpocalypse Now has opened my eyes and ruined famous "women" forever.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 07:10 PM (ym5eo)

45 She'd get the Rachel Corrie treatment if she ever set foot in that shithole.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 07:10 PM (/O9R9)

46 She's doing the work of the deep state, why would any of this affect her ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 07:10 PM (pbg54)

47 I fuckin hate them all. I'd say that his scrunt Talib should go back to Samaria but I do not want her there either. Kandahar would be a good place for her

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 07:10 PM (p0A33)

48 No one in their right mind would want these Harpies dead, their walking political commercials.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 07:10 PM (BbGew)

49 She needs some crossfit.

Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at July 22, 2019 07:10 PM (EgshT)

50

brb, rigor mortisin'

Posted by: Erdogan at July 22, 2019 07:10 PM (Jy6ww)

51 PDT uses "targeted language"? Does that come in different calibers?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 07:11 PM (l0HIT)

52 33
She means her roots in Judea.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (/O9R9)

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All the jokes about the Judean Peoples' Front in Life of Brian apply to the Palestinians.

"Splitters!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:11 PM (bczF/)

53 34 Little known fact:

She wrote "50 Shades of Goat" under a pseudonym.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (ptqGC)

Chapter 1: First, I tie up that sexy, sexy goat.

Posted by: IC at July 22, 2019 07:11 PM (a0IVu)

54 Her pseudonym is Stacey Abrams?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:12 PM (kbJA/)

55 The squad time traveled here from Shanghai 1967.

Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2019 07:12 PM (K3B2k)

56 "Launch final fires. "

What's that mean? Is that military lingo?

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 07:12 PM (PbpT7)

57 > What a miserable sow she is, and that face...holy shit.


And now we see where the custom of requiring the women to cover their faces came from.
Another example: Helen Thomas.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2019 07:12 PM (GDooN)

58
I'm surprised she can run and skip like that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 07:12 PM (13CQC)

59 Another career looter who never made a payroll calling for something they do not understand.

You want a minimum wage? Congress first.

Fat tittied bitch needs to get a clue.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 22, 2019 07:12 PM (Z+IKu)

60 Wind 'em up and let 'em go! Hours of frenzied fun!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2019 07:12 PM (oVJmc)

61 Every time they raise the minimum raise thousands of teenagers loose their jobs or don't get hired.

Posted by: Vics at July 22, 2019 07:12 PM (mpXpK)

62 Ergodan and RBG are hanging out.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2019 07:12 PM (q1Pj5)

63 could she be more annoying? I love how she tells people they should not earn tips. I bet the bartenders and waitresses in high end clubs that pull down many hundreds a night are not so into this BS.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 07:12 PM (n13/j)

64 Revealed: Rashida Tlaib

please, no

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at July 22, 2019 07:13 PM (RKQ/v)

65
Her pseudonym is Stacey Abrams?


Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:12 PM (kbJA/)


*ponders*

You know, we here in Georgia don't hear much from Tank lately.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 07:13 PM (ptqGC)

66 The Squad has turned into one of those kinetic pieces of art that tears everything apart.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:13 PM (kbJA/)

67 James Hodgkinson and Van Spronsen stated Republicans needed a round also.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 07:13 PM (2DOZq)

68
What's that mean? Is that military lingo?

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 07:12 PM (PbpT7)

---
Well, this *is* a smart, military blog.

Come to think of it, I should know what that means. I was in the field artillery for a few months.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:13 PM (bczF/)

69 >>>18 But Meghan McCain insists Trump is racist!!!
Posted by: Jane D'oh

How dare you! And during her father's ongoing FUNERAL to boot!!!

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 07:13 PM (PbpT7)

70 I'm surprised she can run and skip like that.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia



I worked with a great big fat lady that could skip rope like a feather.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 07:14 PM (tH5fk)

71 She's lucky it wasn't Corey Lewandowski, or he would have ripped her arm off, beat her with it, and noshed on the bloody pulp.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 07:14 PM (t6MX/)

72 58
I'm surprised she can run and skip like that.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 07:12 PM (13CQC)

-------------------------------

I imagine it was pretty easy once she got momentum

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 07:14 PM (Zbbka)

73 She's totes American, you guys, and it's totally wrong to suggest she go fix the foreign country she's so obsessed with!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2019 07:14 PM (oVJmc)

74 LOL MSNBC just ran 4Chan code words

SnowFlake=Person of Color

SJW=Stingy Jew

Cuck=Lover of Fat woman

Trap=Hot Girl I want to rape

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2019 07:14 PM (dKiJG)

75 > What a miserable sow she is, and that face...holy shit.

Like a Palestinian Sandra Bernstein.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 22, 2019 07:14 PM (NMAzL)

76 Very bouncy.

Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (O6DoG)
.........

Where's she from, Saginaw?

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 07:14 PM (v0R5T)

77 DOJ sends letter to that rat ruck mueller INSTRUCTING him to keep his testimony strictly to what is in his report

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 07:15 PM (p0A33)

78

brb, decomposin'

Posted by: Erdogan at July 22, 2019 07:15 PM (Jy6ww)

79 They are hip, they all Juul, they are the Pod Squad!

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 07:15 PM (n13/j)

80 Screw her, she's weak. And a tool of Big Business!

I call for a $25 / hour minimum wage! Wait - 30!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at July 22, 2019 07:15 PM (xptlg)

81 are traps gay?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 22, 2019 07:15 PM (PbpT7)

82 I agree on firing the cop who stupidly posted the round comment but the guy who clicked like got a raw deal in my opinion. The post had more than just the comment about a round.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 07:15 PM (2DOZq)

83 Those are huge! People should tell her to "shut up and jump up and down" from now on. Public service and all that.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 07:15 PM (ym5eo)

84 49
She needs some crossfit.


Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at July 22, 2019 07:10 PM (EgshT)

Just her ass.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 07:16 PM (t6MX/)

85
I'd say she raised the bar. Now ask all the presidential candidates if they agree. $20 an hour minimum wage? Congresswoman Tlaib made a very good case for it...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 07:16 PM (13CQC)

86 77
DOJ sends letter to that rat ruck mueller INSTRUCTING him to keep his testimony strictly to what is in his report

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 07:15 PM (p0A33)

I'll bet his asshole snapped shut when he read it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 07:16 PM (l0HIT)

87 >>>18 But Meghan McCain insists Trump is racist!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh



How dare you! And during her father's ongoing FUNERAL to boot!!!

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 07:13 PM (PbpT7)


For some reason, I decided to read her recent Twitter feed. Dear Lord. Anyhow, she scolded Mittens on Twitter because it took him two whole days to denounce PDT as a racist.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 07:16 PM (ptqGC)

88 I dreamed I was way out in front in my Maidenform bra.

Posted by: Ratshitta Tlaib at July 22, 2019 07:16 PM (hjaPQ)

89 Where's she from, Saginaw?

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 07:14 PM (v0R5T)

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Detroit, Arab sector.

Note: not to be confused with Chaldeans, who are Christians and seem to be moving to Troy.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:17 PM (bczF/)

90 Well Crap it's an elaborate prank by 4Chan on MSNBC none of it is true.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2019 07:17 PM (dKiJG)

91 I'll bet his asshole snapped shut when he read it.

His bun or his face? Who can tell?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:17 PM (kbJA/)

92 she looks like Garrison Keillor in a wig

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at July 22, 2019 07:17 PM (RKQ/v)

93 Bartenders at high end places here have to pay the owners to work.

Posted by: Vics at July 22, 2019 07:17 PM (mpXpK)

94 80
Screw her, she's weak. And a tool of Big Business!



I call for a $25 / hour minimum wage! Wait - 30!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at July 22, 2019 07:15 PM (xptlg)

how can we live on that!?

Posted by: SanFran waiter at July 22, 2019 07:18 PM (l0HIT)

95 her dual loyalty ... to the imagined Palestine after they push Israel into the sea (or nuke it) ... and to the USA after we submit the the Islamic State and/or MB Caliphate.


Is this the crazy one screaming that blacks/browns/whatever ... MUST be loyal to the leftist overthrow of Amerikkka, or they don't count as blacks/browns/whatever ...?


And Pelosi chose to stand for their sedition and worse ... because Orange Man Bad. America First ... supported by 87% ... Communist overthrow of America based on identity politics ... supported by 9%. Sure Nancy, go with that ... even your mafia support will falter ...

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2019 07:18 PM (Cus5s)

96 Hmm.

For some reason I always read her name as "Rancid Tilapia"

*shrugs*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 22, 2019 07:18 PM (6qErC)

97 It's not acting, the Left ARE spoiled children. No punishments, never being told no, never having to adjust their behavior.

Children at least can hope to outgrow it.

Leftists? Apparently not. Tlaib, Omar, Donkey Chompers, dolts and spoiled imbeciles all.

Posted by: acethepug at July 22, 2019 07:19 PM (zHVcO)

98 I'll bet his asshole snapped shut when he read it.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 07:16 PM (l0HIT)

---
I'll say it did! Can someone get me an icepack?

Posted by: James Comey at July 22, 2019 07:19 PM (bczF/)

99 49 She needs some crossfit.
Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at July 22, 2019 07:10 PM (EgshT)

That's how you turn them into right wingers.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 07:19 PM (ym5eo)

100 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at July 22, 2019 07:19 PM (1XAal)

101 For some reason I always read her name as "Rancid Tilapia"


Roly Poly fish heads?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:19 PM (kbJA/)

102 She's a single mother with a foul mouth and likes free and loose sweater puppies. She should totes go to Gaza!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 22, 2019 07:20 PM (/+bwe)

103 Should you testify, the Department understands that testimony regarding the work of the Special Counsels Office will be governed by the terms you outlined on May 29 specifically, that the information you discuss during your testimony appears in, and does not go beyond, the public version of your March 22, 2019 report to the Attorney General or your May 29 public statement.

It continued: Finally, any testimony must remain within the boundaries of your public report because matters within the scope of your investigation were covered by the executive privilege, including information protected by law enforcement, deliberative process, attorney work product, and presidential communications privileges.

These privileges would include discussion about the investigative steps or decisions, made during your investigation not otherwise described in the public version of your report. Consistent with standard practice, Department witnesses should decline to address potentially privileged matters, thus affording the Department the full opportunity at a later date to consider particular questions and possible accommodations that may fulfill the committees legitimate need for information while protecting Executive Branch confidentiality interests.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 07:20 PM (p0A33)

104 She also bragged of her dual loyalty. Though is it even dual?

Sure. She's loyal to Islam and Communism. What do you think she meant?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:20 PM (JaCRW)

105 81 are traps gay?
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 22, 2019 07:15 PM (PbpT7)

Still have to pay, jonah. Even to watch.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 07:20 PM (ym5eo)

106 90 Well Crap it's an elaborate prank by 4Chan on MSNBC none of it is true.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2019 07:17 PM (dKiJG)

---------------------------------

Honestly, doesn't seem all that elaborate, and with MSNBC, it wouldn't need to be...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 07:20 PM (Zbbka)

107 Her father said she lied about where she lived in order to get elected.

https://tinyurl.com/y345krs2

Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2019 07:20 PM (RBOtF)

108 The Squad has turned into one of those kinetic pieces of art that tears everything apart.


Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:13 PM (kbJA/)

Like this? https://youtu.be/q3OTEdZkBaQ

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2019 07:20 PM (q1Pj5)

109 93 Bartenders at high end places here have to pay the owners to work.
Posted by: Vics at July 22, 2019 07:17 PM (mpXpK)
---
I recently met up with a guy I knew in high school who now is part owner of a strip club. He said the strippers pay the bar to dance.

I did not. Know that.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 22, 2019 07:20 PM (hjaPQ)

110 She's loyal to Islam and Communism. What do you think she meant?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:20 PM (JaCRW)

Well Put

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 07:21 PM (p0A33)

111 80 Screw her, she's weak. And a tool of Big Business!

I call for a $25 / hour minimum wage! Wait - 30!
-----------------------------------------------------------
And screw you. I call for a $1,000,000/hour minimum wage! One day of work and you can retire comfortably!

Posted by: Cthillary, Dead but Dreaming at July 22, 2019 07:21 PM (JXKKq)

112 And here's Candidate Trump's response and the speech itself being interrupted:

https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/
1153086533894672384

BTW, notice how quickly the CNN chyron gets changed as a replier pointed out.

And here's the other Dem lie of the week with FL Dem admitting to have operated on Pulse Nightclub Islamic terror victims:

https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/
1152609995575328771

It's been a busy week for FL Dems.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2019 07:21 PM (Dh1wo)

113 102
She's a single mother with a foul mouth and likes free and loose sweater puppies. She should totes go to Gaza!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 22, 2019 07:20 PM (/+bwe)

---
And she goes around uncovered, which they think is great!

Much respect in Gaze for buxom women who show their hair.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:21 PM (bczF/)

114 Those are huge! People should tell her to "shut up and jump up and down" from now on. Public service and all that.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 07:15 PM (ym5eo)
..........

I think it's about time for The Squab to have a wet t-shirt contest. Paper bags or towels on head required.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

115 I hope to God nothing violent happens to these women-and instead they just get voted out of office-because the violence will be laid at Trump's door, even if was Democrats "dealing" with their own.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2019 07:21 PM (+0VWg)

116 102 She's a single mother with a foul mouth and likes free and loose sweater puppies. She should totes go to Gaza!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 22, 2019 07:20 PM (/+bwe)

Those ain't puppies.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 07:21 PM (ym5eo)

117

That these unapologetically un-American shitheels are elected to office by our fellow countrymen is beyond my comprehension.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 22, 2019 07:21 PM (TdMsT)

118 Like a Palestinian Sandra Bernstein.

--

Bernhardt. And yes, she is! They both have that hatchet/dish rag face.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 22, 2019 07:22 PM (JoUsr)

119 Let me ponder here for a moment. Pali's are technically Semitic, right? And aren't Semetic people technically Caucasian, right? So Rancida Taliban is technically Caucasian, right? And not really a POC, right? Same with AOC. Spanish heritage, Caucasian, not really POC just because of a little pigmentation to their skin. They're not as white as me, but they are still both WHITE PEOPLE! IOW, not POC's.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 22, 2019 07:22 PM (VNmG1)

120 I'd love to see her go to her precious "Palestine" and run around with that mouth and saggy titties hanging all over the place.

She'd find out pretty damned quick about Muslim tolerance for mouthy women.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 07:22 PM (ptqGC)

121

As the Army, Navy and other services contend with a thriving economy and a directive to expand their ranks, there is a growing debate over whether the military should consider lowering the minimum enlistment age from 17 to 16.

https://outline.com/qn74bS

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 07:22 PM (aKsyK)

122 The best part of $20 minimum wage is the $10 gallon of milk.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 07:22 PM (RMwSd)

123
Barr to Mueller: Don't dish.

Posted by: Erdogan at July 22, 2019 07:22 PM (Jy6ww)

124 Vogue editor Anna Wintour sidesteps question about Melania Trumps style, discusses Michelle Obama instead

Another wicked scrunt

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 07:22 PM (p0A33)

125 Where are my virgins???!

Posted by: Erdogone at July 22, 2019 07:23 PM (UU59y)

126 I think it's about time for The Squab to have a wet t-shirt contest. Paper bags or towels on head required.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

We've secretly replaced AOC's funbags with Rancid Tilapia's. Let's see if anyone will notice.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 07:23 PM (t6MX/)

127 She looks like Emily Litella...

Posted by: klaftern at July 22, 2019 07:23 PM (RuIsu)

128 her dual loyalty "

Goat and Lamb?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 22, 2019 07:23 PM (6qErC)

129 Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 07:20 PM (p0A33)



thanks Ngu. A shot across the bow? "go ahead fuck with us."

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2019 07:23 PM (l0HIT)

130 125
Where are my virgins???!

Posted by: Erdogone at July 22, 2019 07:23 PM (UU59y)


Baahh!

Posted by: 72 Nervous Goats at July 22, 2019 07:24 PM (t6MX/)

131 As the Army, Navy and other services contend with a thriving economy and a directive to expand their ranks, there is a growing debate over whether the military should consider lowering the minimum enlistment age from 17 to 16.

https://outline.com/qn74bS
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 07:22 PM (aKsyK)

I'm agin it. Let them grow up first

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 07:24 PM (p0A33)

132 And screw you. I call for a $1,000,000/hour minimum wage! One day of work and you can retire comfortably!
........

OK. Me first.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 07:24 PM (v0R5T)

133 That these unapologetically un-American shitheels are elected to office by our fellow countrymen is beyond my comprehension.
Posted by: Ladyl

----

There are folks that believe the earth is flat. The amount of ignorance in the universe is limitless.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2019 07:24 PM (Z/1Kk)

134 'are traps gay?'

Only if you wear a tutu.

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2019 07:24 PM (Tnijr)

135 Look on the bright side: she left her suicide vest at home.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:24 PM (JaCRW)

136 Count, wasn't thinking of that. But yeah it works if you think of Trump as Will Smith....

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:24 PM (kbJA/)

137 124
Vogue editor Anna Wintour sidesteps question about Melania Trumps style, discusses Michelle Obama instead



Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 07:22 PM (p0A33)

---
It's jealousy, pure and simple.

It was easy to compliment Michelle because everyone knew she was homely, so it felt like an act of charity.

But Melania is stunning, has perfect poise and speaks five languages fluently.

If she was married to a Dem, they'd be going nuts celebrating her, but of course the fact that The Donald ended up with someone like that just burns them up.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:26 PM (bczF/)

138

$15 minimum wage?

$20 minimum wage?


And still, nobody can hear a word I say.

Posted by: The sound of Inflation at July 22, 2019 07:26 PM (sy5kK)

139 Revealed: Rashida Tlaib was Ejected"

"ejected"?

You're gonna need a bigger spring...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 22, 2019 07:26 PM (6qErC)

140 Face like a wizened apple, she has.... Is she Palestinian, by the way??

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 07:26 PM (90T4r)

141
I think it's about time for The Squab to have a wet t-shirt contest. Paper bags or towels on head required.
Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

The Somali looks like she loves to get on one. Like Kristen Gillibrand vibe.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 07:26 PM (ym5eo)

142 recently met up with a guy I knew in high school who now is part owner of a strip club. He said the strippers pay the bar to dance.

I did not. Know that.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 22, 2019 07:20 PM (hjaPQ)

Independent contractors though a few court cases have over ruled that classification regard to workers comp claims . Too much supervisory control.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 07:26 PM (2DOZq)

143 > Like a Palestinian Sandra Bernstein.
Except that I would totally let Sandra Bernhard give me a hummer. DSL: she has them.


No way I'd let my family treasures get anywhere near Rancid TwoLabia.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2019 07:27 PM (GDooN)

144 Damn, you guys are right. Tlaib has Sarah Bernhardt's fishmouth.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 22, 2019 07:27 PM (hjaPQ)

145 Look on the bright side: she left her suicide vest at home.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:24 PM (JaCRW)
..........

and her suicide bra, and her suicide girdle...

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 07:27 PM (v0R5T)

146 I recently met up with a guy I knew in high school who now is part owner of a strip club. He said the strippers pay the bar to dance.

I did not. Know that.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 22, 2019 07:20 PM (hjaPQ)


cfo mom knows just about everything there is to know about the business, if you have any questions that are keeping you awake.

Because no matter what the subject is, someone here is an expert in it.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 22, 2019 07:27 PM (t+qrx)

147
I'm agin it. Let them grow up first
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 07:24 PM


It would open the door to lowering the voting age.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 07:27 PM (aKsyK)

148 Paradise isn't what I expected. I'm in a line with a sign over it that says "Barbed Cock". Is that good?

Posted by: Erdogone at July 22, 2019 07:27 PM (UU59y)

149 They raise minimum wage they raise SS based on what I would be making today not the meager sum I received before I retired.

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 07:28 PM (Dk29P)

150 All of these Angry Women Of Color, quite frankly and unfortunately compel the generation of flatus and leave me feeling quite uncomfortable.

Quite.

Posted by: Fritz at July 22, 2019 07:28 PM (kLDv+)

151 > He said the strippers pay the bar to dance.

Most taxi drivers work that way, too. They pay the owner of the hack license a fixed daily amount for use of the license and the cab.

Also a lot of hairstylists pay the salon for their station.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2019 07:28 PM (GDooN)

152
Look on the bright side: she left her suicide vest at home.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
..........
and her suicide bra, and her suicide girdle...
Posted by: wth


Cross her heart

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 07:28 PM (aKsyK)

153 So he IS taking a dirt nap.... huh....

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 07:28 PM (90T4r)

154 It was easy to compliment Michelle because everyone knew she was homely, so it felt like an act of charity.


But before she transitioned she was a Hall of Fame linebacker, even though she broke Joe Theismann's leg.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:28 PM (JaCRW)

155 All of Rashida Tlaib's male relatives only have 3 fingers on one hand.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2019 07:29 PM (r71Ke)

156 John Lithgow in drag still looks better than Michelle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:29 PM (kbJA/)

157 Edit: "...Acting out like a lunatic as under-medicated lunatics are wont to do..."

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 22, 2019 07:29 PM (7WaWV)

158 Tlaib has a nasty case of Arab Mouth. Some women of Arabic heritage are cursed with it. It's just an ugly maw that no amount of lipstick can improve.

When she gets really old she's going to make Helen Thomas look like a supermodel.

Posted by: weew at July 22, 2019 07:29 PM (gk7if)

159 It would open the door to lowering the voting age.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 07:27 PM (aKsyK)


I think that that's exactly where the Dems are going with it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:30 PM (JaCRW)

160 A H Lloyd

Saw your question on the gun thread. The answer is yes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:30 PM (kbJA/)

161 Imagine what a $15-20 minimum wage would have to do to welfare and SS.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 07:30 PM (RMwSd)

162 As the Army, Navy and other services contend with a thriving economy and a directive to expand their ranks, there is a growing debate over whether the military should consider lowering the minimum enlistment age from 17 to 16.

https://outline.com/qn74bS
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 07:22 PM (aKsyK)

I'm agin it. Let them grow up first

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 07:24 PM


****

Ditto.

No way.
And there are other international groups that would just love that given their Marxist stance on children in war zones.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 07:30 PM (axyOa)

163 158 Tlaib has a nasty case of Arab Mouth. Some women of Arabic heritage are cursed with it. It's just an ugly maw that no amount of lipstick can improve.

When she gets really old she's going to make Helen Thomas look like a supermodel.
Posted by: weew at July 22, 2019 07:29 PM (gk7if)


So the Veil is a Good Thing.......

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 07:30 PM (90T4r)

164 Nose like a baked potato

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 22, 2019 07:30 PM (M+Lyo)

165

Venezuelan information minister Jorge Rodrigues said a nationwide blackout that struck earlier on Monday was caused by an "electromagnetic attack" and that authorities were in the process of reestablishing service.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 07:30 PM (aKsyK)

166 4chan wins again against MSNBC...


https://twitter.com/cracklnspector/status/
1152755794259132416

Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2019 07:31 PM (Dh1wo)

167 155
All of Rashida Tlaib's male relatives only have 3 fingers on one hand.

Posted by: Ben Had


Which makes it difficult to clean their tails.

Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 07:31 PM (T6t7i)

168 http://bit.ly/2Z5u8xd
*******
Hank Johnson Accuses Republicans of Mispronouncing Mueller's Name

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 07:31 PM (BqBId)

169 It's just an ugly maw that no amount of lipstick can improve.

Like putting lipstick on a pig huh?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:31 PM (kbJA/)

170 155 All of Rashida Tlaib's male relatives only have 3 fingers on one hand.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2019 07:29 PM (r71Ke)


But they have six toes on each foot, so there's that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:31 PM (JaCRW)

171 Is Tlaib the one whose first words as a Congress critter was to call Trump a motherfucker?

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 07:31 PM (JgA4k)

172 Both sides are preparing for battle. Antifa is telling the corporate establishment snowflake democrats enough with the anti gun bullish*t we need guns to shoot back at racism!

Posted by: raimondo at July 22, 2019 07:32 PM (wi334)

173 Venezuelan information minister Jorge Rodrigues said
a nationwide blackout that struck earlier on Monday was caused by an
"electromagnetic attack" and that authorities were in the process of
reestablishing service.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 07:30 PM (aKsyK)

Greys or Lizard aliens?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2019 07:32 PM (q1Pj5)

174 We should assist Palis right of self determination.

Gaza demarcation line, D-12s blade to blade side by side and drive west.

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 07:32 PM (Dk29P)

175 John Lithgow in drag still looks better than Michelle.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:29 PM (kbJA/)
********
But in do respect Michael has a bigger dick

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 07:32 PM (BqBId)

176 ugh, IF'ing is the worst, the days you do eat actual food outside of OMAD or the window, you're like what is this parasite growing inside of me.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 07:32 PM (JziUy)

177 165

Venezuelan information minister Jorge Rodrigues said a nationwide blackout that struck earlier on Monday was caused by an "electromagnetic attack" and that authorities were in the process of reestablishing service.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 07:30 PM (aKsyK)


Ahem.... your little pest hole of a country is not that important.....try again, Jorge.....

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 07:32 PM (90T4r)

178
I still like the person who yelled at Tlaib to "get a job!"


The horrors of unintended consequence.

Posted by: DaveA at July 22, 2019 07:32 PM (FhXTo)

179 Hank Johnson Accuses Republicans of Mispronouncing Mueller's Name
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 07:31 PM (BqBId)


QUIET! The Sage of Congress is teaching! Let's show some respect!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:32 PM (JaCRW)

180
As the Army, Navy and other services contend with a thriving economy and a directive to expand their ranks, there is a growing debate over whether the military should consider lowering the minimum enlistment age from 17 to 16.

https://outline.com/qn74bS
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 07:22 PM (aKsyK)

======

I suspect that's because fewer and fewer recruits are eligible. The left knows enough to make American youth lazy and illiterate.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 07:32 PM (13CQC)

181 Greys or Lizard aliens?

Orange of course.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:33 PM (kbJA/)

182 Is Tlaib the one whose first words as a Congress critter was to call Trump a motherfucker?

--

Yes. She's gonna "impeach that MFer..." talking about the president, of course.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 22, 2019 07:33 PM (JoUsr)

183 She looks like Emily Litella...

Posted by: klaftern at July 22, 2019 07:23 PM (RuIsu)
.........

... after ten years of hot dog eating contests.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 07:33 PM (v0R5T)

184
Like putting lipstick on a GOAT huh?
*******
FIFY

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 07:33 PM (BqBId)

185 $20 minimum wage. $20. $20. Do I hear $25?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 07:33 PM (+y/Ru)

186 Thank you hogmartin. Years ago dancers got paid by the club. Back then they didn't make a lot of tips because there were no such things as "lap dances". Once lap dancing started it went to no pay, working for tips only. Then it went to pay the club to dance for tips.

Posted by: cfo mom at July 22, 2019 07:33 PM (RfzVr)

187 Having been to Jabalya in Gaza, I can truly say it's a living hell on earth. Even with my extreme prejudice against Muslims, I still felt bad for the people there.

IOW, I consider living there a fate worse than death and I normally wouldn't wish it even on my worst enemy. But I make an exception for Tlaib and Omar. Drop em in the camp and place bets on how long their soft, westernized asses last.

I'd give it two days.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 07:33 PM (QK2QM)

188 I still like the person who yelled at Tlaib to "get a job!"

The horrors of unintended consequence.


Posted by: DaveA at July 22, 2019 07:32 PM (FhXTo)

That's just the way it is.

Posted by: Bruce Hornsby at July 22, 2019 07:33 PM (q1Pj5)

189 17 Yes, I'm sure Rhasida Tlaaib is all about serving Palestinians.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (+0VWg)


You misspelled servicing.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at July 22, 2019 07:33 PM (bgJ0E)

190 John Lithgow in drag still looks better than Michelle.
Posted by: Anna Puma



This is actually pretty true.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 07:33 PM (tH5fk)

191 Smart Military Blog note: "Final Protective Fire" is the military term for the last ditch, nothing held back fight. MG barrels shot 'til they melt, artillery strikes on the base's own territory, etc., because if FPF fails then it's all lost anyway.

Posted by: Lazy Messenger at July 22, 2019 07:34 PM (tE+XS)

192 160
A H Lloyd

Saw your question on the gun thread. The answer is yes.


Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:30 PM (kbJA/)

---
I have one as well. Not very popular for some reason.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:34 PM (bczF/)

193 Jorge Rodrigues said a nationwide blackout that struck earlier on Monday was caused by an "electromagnetic attack"

So,


Aliens.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 22, 2019 07:34 PM (6qErC)

194
QUIET! The Sage of Congress is teaching! Let's show some respect!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Ask him to describe what an umlaut does. He probably thinks it's a breakfast food.

Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 07:34 PM (T6t7i)

195 Ahem.... your little pest hole of a country is not that important.....try again, Jorge.....
Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 07:32 PM (90T4r)


How many Americans can even identify the continent that includes Venezuela?

For that matter, how many can identify the continent that includes the U.S.?

Thanks, public school teachers!

(Come to think of it, how many public school teachers can identify the continent that includes the U.S.?)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:34 PM (JaCRW)

196 more OT, it is frustrating that trump cares not for the deficit. But then again, no one else in DC cares about that, passing a budget, illegal immigration, high regulations, the opiod epidemic, obamacare, etc etc etc...

I don't know the terms of the agreed to budget, but at least it's not a last minute CR being crammed down our throat.

Hopefully, this bill won't contain more poison pills, like requiring the wall to be installed in kansas and being only made of toilet paper.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 07:34 PM (JziUy)

197 Wait all I need is a club and I can get strippers to pay me to let them dance? There has got to be a catch.

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2019 07:35 PM (Tnijr)

198 121
As the Army, Navy and other services contend with a thriving economy and a directive to expand their ranks, there is a growing debate over whether the military should consider lowering the minimum enlistment age from 17 to 16.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 07:22 PM (aKsyK)


Maybe there would be more enthusiasm among 18+ year olds if they knew they would be allowed to win a war.

Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2019 07:35 PM (sdi6R)

199 OT: it's cooler in NJ after the big storm.. Sadly I have a large sycamore limb on my deck, luckily it's only just brushing the house. There are no broken windows, walls, or roofing. I think it was a lightning strike as the branch is black where it broke from the tree. No fire.

Posted by: CN at July 22, 2019 07:35 PM (U7k5w)

200 So,


Aliens.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 22, 2019 07:34 PM (6qErC)
*******
Can we get ahold of Giorgio Tsoukalos

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 07:35 PM (BqBId)

201 Hank Johnson Accuses Republicans of Mispronouncing Mueller's Name
..........

So it's not Bob, it's Boob?

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 07:35 PM (v0R5T)

202 Ask him to describe what an umlaut does. He probably thinks it's a breakfast food.
Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 07:34 PM (T6t7i)


Well, in fairness, he does focus primarily on geology.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:35 PM (JaCRW)

203 177 165

Venezuelan information minister Jorge Rodrigues said a nationwide blackout that struck earlier on Monday was caused by an "electromagnetic attack" and that authorities were in the process of reestablishing service.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 07:30 PM (aKsyK)


Ahem.... your little pest hole of a country is not that important.....try again, Jorge.....
Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 07:32 PM (90T4r)

---------------------------------

Attack of the refrigerator magnet brigade!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 07:35 PM (Zbbka)

204 "Michelle" is a dude. How much video evidence do you need?

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 07:35 PM (ym5eo)

205 >>>I still like the person who yelled at Tlaib to "get a job!"

The horrors of unintended consequence.

Posted by: DaveA at July 22, 2019 07:32 PM (FhXTo)


LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 07:35 PM (6fsOH)

206 So what is going on with Erdogan and Turkey? Is the tyrant really dead?

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at July 22, 2019 07:35 PM (2sCft)

207 Lloyd, you have one that takes the 92/94 magazines or the newer ones that accept PX-4 magazines?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:36 PM (kbJA/)

208 (Come to think of it, how many public school teachers can identify the continent that includes the U.S.?)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


I really don't even want to know. It would be too depressing.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 07:36 PM (tH5fk)

209 I suspect that's because fewer and fewer recruits are eligible. The left knows enough to make American youth lazy and illiterate.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 07:32 PM (13CQC)

1) to many fat bodies
2) to many kids on mind altering drugs instead of a swift kick in the ass

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 07:36 PM (p0A33)

210 Isthmus be my lucky day!

- Hankwheat Guamson

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 07:36 PM (RMwSd)

211 Nothing like a prolonged neighborhood wide power outage to remind you that your computer's battery backup has been slowly dying for years and is now officially dead.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 07:36 PM (6Ucez)

212 Hank Johnson Accuses Republicans of Mispronouncing Mueller's Name
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 07:31 PM (BqBId)
QUIET! The Sage of Congress is teaching! Let's show some respect!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:32 PM (JaCRW)

Does Hank even know how to read or is he using mimicry like most functional illiterates?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 22, 2019 07:36 PM (Z+IKu)

213 Rancid is what you get when you cross Buffalo DNA with Osama Bin Laden's.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at July 22, 2019 07:36 PM (BRpqW)

214 197 Wait all I need is a club and I can get strippers to pay me to let them dance? There has got to be a catch.
Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2019 07:35 PM (Tnijr)

naggers.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 07:36 PM (ym5eo)

215 Ah, raibondo is back. Sure, give them some guns. Most will probably hurt themselves or their buddies before the could do any harm. Like loading a .20 gauge round in a .12 gauge shotgun and firing a couple of rounds. Not only that, but anyone carrying a weapon in the first wave would be taken out. Go for it nitwit.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 22, 2019 07:36 PM (VNmG1)

216 Ask him to describe what an umlaut does. He probably thinks it's a breakfast food.
Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 07:34 PM (T6t7i)


Of course I know what an umlaut is. I used to have one. It got great mileage.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at July 22, 2019 07:36 PM (JaCRW)

217 How big does this club have to be?

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2019 07:36 PM (Tnijr)

218 I suspect that's because fewer and fewer recruits are eligible. The left knows enough to make American youth lazy and illiterate.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 07:32 PM (13CQC)


Covered in tats and littered with rap sheets.

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 07:36 PM (Dk29P)

219 191
Smart Military Blog note: "Final Protective Fire" is the military term
for the last ditch, nothing held back fight. MG barrels shot 'til they
melt, artillery strikes on the base's own territory, etc., because if
FPF fails then it's all lost anyway.

Posted by: Lazy Messenger at July 22, 2019 07:34 PM (tE+XS)

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Our guys are usually watching it from 30,000 feet.

Except the A-10s. They get a much closer view.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:37 PM (bczF/)

220 As the Army, Navy and other services contend with a
thriving economy and a directive to expand their ranks, there is a
growing debate over whether the military should consider lowering the
minimum enlistment age from 17 to 16.



https://outline.com/qn74bS

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 07:22 PM (aKsyK)

Whenever i mention military service to a young person as an option, they look at me like i am from another planet. Fine, give up tons of opportunities to learn skills vs going into massive debt. Give up the once chance to get a real pension after twenty years. They think the military is a crazy idea but will gladly go into massive debt and not understand why it happened.

I heard they are dropping land nav from many requirements. . The Army no longer requires the hand grenade course because recruits come to them with no ability to throw at all. Since kids no longer play baseball, recruits cant learn the basics of hand grenades in the time allotted. Nothing to see here folks, just move along.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 07:37 PM (n13/j)

221 Zodiac killer identified!

https://bit.ly/32Lbmxm

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 07:37 PM (+y/Ru)

222 But Max Boot says it's Trump and his supporters that are causing a loss of respect for government.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 07:37 PM (JgA4k)

223 that's why you should be kind and tip your dancers.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 07:37 PM (JziUy)

224 Rancid is what you get when you cross Buffalo DNA with Osama Bin Laden's.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at July 22, 2019 07:36 PM (BRpqW)


Buffalo? C'mon, by the looks of her, there's GOT to be a camel or two in the family tree bush.

Maybe we should call her "Camela Tlaib."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:37 PM (JaCRW)

225 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 07:33 PM (QK2QM)

I don't disagree but it is of their own making. Or rather mostly their leaders makings. Over a decade ago they were offered 90% of their demands and rejected the offer.

I will though always feel sorry for the children.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 07:38 PM (2DOZq)

226 Zpdiac killer?

Henry Waxman?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:38 PM (kbJA/)

227 Hank Johnson Accuses Republicans of Mispronouncing Mueller's Name

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 07:31 PM (BqBId)


It's for safety. If we pronounced Mueller's name correctly the alphabet would tip over.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 07:38 PM (6fsOH)

228 Bernie has now come out for a $25 minimum wage and cut his campaign worker's hours even further.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2019 07:38 PM (oVJmc)

229 The funniest aspect of the Jihad Squad is how they demonstrate the MSM's absolute tonedeafness and disconnection from reality 'cause Trump! These four pop up on the propaganda outlets almost on the hour now, spewing cringeworthy idiocy and abject hatred. The propaganda outlets have convinced themselves this is killing OrangeManBad.

No doubt the DNC is behind the scenes begging their medias ho's to cut the air time...but OrangeManBad.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 22, 2019 07:38 PM (iw59Q)

230 What is the demographic makeup of the pile of idiots who elected this piece of human garbage? It's hard to swallow that she could and did actually get elected. America is sure in a nose dive...

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 22, 2019 07:38 PM (JoUsr)

231 (Come to think of it, how many public school teachers can identify the continent that includes the U.S.?)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:34 PM (JaCRW)

My sister in law, a public school teacher, is certain that when she drove from Ohio to Montana, that Idaho was one of the states she drove through. I said you must mean Iowa.

Nope. It was Idaho. She was adamant. Angrily even.

I told her she took the long way then.

She still hates me.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 22, 2019 07:38 PM (xPJvm)

232 207
Lloyd, you have one that takes the 92/94 magazines or the newer ones that accept PX-4 magazines?


Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:36 PM (kbJA/)

---
The PX-4. It came with 2 but there was a sale in July so I bought 3 more. I thought about getting the adapter but the price wasn't worth it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:38 PM (bczF/)

233
Hank Johnson Accuses Republicans of Mispronouncing Mueller's Name ..........



Neighhhhhhhhhhhhh

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 22, 2019 07:38 PM (TAmPV)

234 55 The squad time traveled here from Shanghai 1967.
Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2019 07:12 PM (K3B2k)



Mao is great,
Mao is good.
Let us thank him
For our food.

Posted by: G. Hod Squad at July 22, 2019 07:38 PM (sy5kK)

235 Deplorable Jay, her relatives should start making those bombs with their feet instead.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2019 07:39 PM (r71Ke)

236 I am in Tlaib's district.


The only reason Tlaib won her seat is that there were 6 primary candidates and the black vote was split 4 ways (Brenda Johnson, Ian Conyers, Coleman Young II, and another black female whose name escapes me at the moment). Tlaib won the primary by less than 1000 votes. Had the black voting block been able to settle on one candidate, she would have lost (old white guy finishing a distant third).


I dearly hope the black vote can coalesce around one primary candidate next year and rid us of this b1tc#. I'll be crossing over in the primary to vote for ANYONE else.

Posted by: cfo mom at July 22, 2019 07:39 PM (RfzVr)

237 In other news two south Lousiana cops were fired today after one posted on Facebook that AOC "needs a round" (bullet) and the other for clicking the Like button.

I wonder how long before their union responds.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 22, 2019 07:40 PM (lD3vL)

238 Imagine having your 83rd floor office suite destroyed by a fucking airplane, just because of who you are.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2019 07:40 PM (Ct55T)

239 217 How big does this club have to be?
Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2019 07:36 PM (Tnijr)

Size of a Subway connected to a gas station.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 07:40 PM (ym5eo)

240 Rashida, didn't anyone tell you not to spit into the wind?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2019 07:40 PM (r71Ke)

241 74 LOL MSNBC just ran 4Chan code words

SnowFlake=Person of Color

SJW=Stingy Jew

Cuck=Lover of Fat woman

Trap=Hot Girl I want to rape
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2019 07:14 PM (dKiJG)


Hope they didn't pay much for that translator.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 07:40 PM (sy5kK)

242 But Max Boot says it's Trump and his supporters that are causing a loss of respect for government.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 07:37 PM (JgA4k)

I read one of his books and it was shite. If he ever served the drill Sargent would put a Max Boot up his arse.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 07:41 PM (n13/j)

243 Someone got fired for suggesting a bartender could use a round?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 07:41 PM (RMwSd)

244 The funniest aspect of the Jihad Squad is how they demonstrate the MSM's absolute tonedeafness and disconnection from reality 'cause Trump! These four pop up on the propaganda outlets almost on the hour now, spewing cringeworthy idiocy and abject hatred.

I can just picture Trump steepling his fingers and observing, "Excellent. Excellent. Everything is proceeding exactly as planned."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:41 PM (JaCRW)

245 Lloyd, unless Beretta really changed where the magazine inserts into the pistol grip all you would need to accept 92 magazines is Beretta part C5A511 Magazine Insert 92/96.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:42 PM (kbJA/)

246 One is crazy.
One is devious.
One is dumb.
One is numb.

Posted by: NOT THAT GJY at July 22, 2019 07:42 PM (F3TDN)

247 I don't disagree but it is of their own making. Or rather mostly their leaders makings. Over a decade ago they were offered 90% of their demands and rejected the offer.
------

Well, there's that, for sure... But the specific disaster of the Jabalya refugee/death camp is at the feet of the UN and the PLO thugs they put in place to share "administration" with them. They've created a situation in that that shocks the conscience. Even by Arab standards. If Israel administered it, it would be fifty times better.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 07:42 PM (QK2QM)

248 Even the 'Palestinians' don't actually want a state.

They would have to don military uniforms and actually be held for war crimes. Well, theoretically.

There is more money being the biggest welfare scam ever.

Posted by: jsg at July 22, 2019 07:42 PM (3Hl9Q)

249 Everything you need to know about Rasheater in one simple pic:

https://tinyurl.com/y3h2tf4j

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 07:42 PM (v0R5T)

250 Identify that revolver!

https://bit.ly/2JVEpWD

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 07:42 PM (+y/Ru)

251 74 LOL MSNBC just ran 4Chan code words
---
Oh man, is this true?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 22, 2019 07:42 PM (hjaPQ)

252 There is nothing too absurd for the left to come up with. When you live in a fantasy world it's easy to make stuff up and believe it. I think it's a form of insanity that lurks in all humans. It's just some are more susceptible than others.

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2019 07:43 PM (Tnijr)

253 My sister in law, a public school teacher, is certain that when she drove from Ohio to Montana, that Idaho was one of the states she drove through. I said you must mean Iowa.

Nope. It was Idaho. She was adamant. Angrily even.

I told her she took the long way then.

She still hates me.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 22, 2019 07:38 PM (xPJvm)


She just ... overshot a bit, that's all. Drive from Ohio to Montana, realize you've overshot into Idaho, then hang a U-turn. Who hasn't overshot a state or two?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:43 PM (JaCRW)

254 I read one of his books and it was shite. If he ever served the drill Sargent would put a Max Boot up his arse.


Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 07:41 PM (n13/j)

---
He's too important to serve.

Plus, push-ups are hard.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:44 PM (bczF/)

255 Imagine having tits so big, nobody ever looks you in the eyes.

Posted by: a big tittied femcel at July 22, 2019 07:44 PM (ym5eo)

256 Everything you need to know about Rasheater in one simple pic:

--

Ugh.

And even her earlobes are weird. She certainly has an unfortunate face.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 22, 2019 07:44 PM (JoUsr)

257 "Far-Left Rep. Rashida Tlaib ..." -- Ryan Saavedra


========


"How dare you, sir! Rep. Tlaib is a salt-of-the-earth, middle-of-the-road, traditional American! Well, I never ..." -- St. David "Vichy" French

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 07:44 PM (WqPYg)

258 Hank Johnson Accuses Republicans of Mispronouncing Mueller's Name

What is this world coming to?

This is a sign of the RAPTURE !!

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 22, 2019 07:44 PM (lD3vL)

259 Tlaid seems to have hit every limb of the Ugly Tree on her fall to Earth.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:45 PM (kbJA/)

260 http://bit.ly/2Z5u8xd
*******
Hank Johnson Accuses Republicans of Mispronouncing Mueller's Name
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 07:31 PM (BqBId)
****************
Which just goes to show us that the Dems have been speaking with Mueller.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2019 07:45 PM (RBOtF)

261 Covered in tats and littered with rap sheets.

Heh. They have waivers for criminal records, and their tattoo policy is very lenient.

I still can't get over seeing police officers in short sleeve uniforms with full sleeve tattoos walking around. I'm not that old and the only people who used to look like that were bikers, strippers, gang-bangers, and other assorted shitheads.

Now the people robbing you and the people taking the report afterward basically look the same.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 22, 2019 07:45 PM (9t0Zz)

262 255
Imagine having tits so big, nobody ever looks you in the eyes.

Posted by: a big tittied femcel at July 22, 2019 07:44 PM (ym5eo)


=======


"This is about me, isn't it?" -- Jonah Goldberg

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 07:45 PM (WqPYg)

263 215 firing and loading guns is a learned skill/ it can be taught by black and brown ex military.

Posted by: raimondo at July 22, 2019 07:45 PM (wi334)

264 and to think, the Squad is only in this country because of some perverse sense of charity that has turned into an even more perverse belief that once your fatass lands here, everyone has a moral duty to ignore your faults and praise you for barely being able to be a normal member of society.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 07:45 PM (JziUy)

265 245
Lloyd, unless Beretta really changed where the magazine inserts into the
pistol grip all you would need to accept 92 magazines is Beretta part
C5A511 Magazine Insert 92/96.


Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:42 PM (kbJA/)

---
Right, and each costs a non-negligible amount of money.

Or I could buy magazines that already fit. The amount of mags 92 mags I'd have to buy to make up for the savings didn't make sense.

Buying the mags that fit on sale? Perfect.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:46 PM (bczF/)

266 My sister in law, a public school teacher, is certain that when she drove from Ohio to Montana, that Idaho was one of the states she drove through. I said you must mean Iowa.

Nope. It was Idaho. She was adamant. Angrily even.

I told her she took the long way then.

She still hates me.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 22, 2019 07:38 PM (xPJvm)


Maybe Indiana? Kinda sounds like Idaho. You know, the way "chicken salad" kinda sounds like "chicken shit."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:46 PM (JaCRW)

267 Who hasn't overshot a state or two?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:43 PM (JaCRW)


I usually do that at night.

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 07:46 PM (Dk29P)

268
What is the demographic makeup of the pile of idiots who elected this piece of human garbage? It's hard to swallow that she could and did actually get elected. America is sure in a nose dive...
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun


If not for the electoral college we would be hearing Hillary's cackle every day.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 07:46 PM (aKsyK)

269 259 Tlaid seems to have hit every limb of the Ugly Tree on her fall to Earth.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:45 PM (kbJA/)

Busted up a couple of roots too, methinks.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2019 07:46 PM (Ct55T)

270 Oh, look, Hector's here with his violent masturbatory dreams.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2019 07:46 PM (oVJmc)

271 ank Johnson Accuses Republicans of Mispronouncing Mueller's Name

----

it's pronounced Why-S-man

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 07:46 PM (JziUy)

272 215 firing and loading guns is a learned skill/ it can be taught by black and brown ex military.
Posted by: raimondo at July 22, 2019 07:45 PM (wi334)


And you can teach fellatio, also a learned skill.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:47 PM (JaCRW)

273 She just ... overshot a bit, that's all. Drive from
Ohio to Montana, realize you've overshot into Idaho, then hang a U-turn.
Who hasn't overshot a state or two?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:43 PM (JaCRW)

=======


Hunter S. Thompson and my alcoholic father, FTW!

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 07:47 PM (WqPYg)

274 BREAKING: Rep. Ilhan Omar's Campaign have reportedly sent threats to various people and companies who has 'clear evidence' of her being married to her brother and engaging in serious immigration and tax fraud

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 07:47 PM (BqBId)

275 Just letting you know there is an option Lloyd. And no you can't have my LE only 20rd magazines for the 92F.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:47 PM (kbJA/)

276 Lol, retardo. We've been training on weapons since childhood. You guys better be able to learn really, really fast.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 07:47 PM (QK2QM)

277 263 215 firing and loading guns is a learned skill/ it can be taught by black and brown ex military.
Posted by: raimondo at July 22, 2019 07:45 PM (wi334)


Wow. You forgot about the aiming and hitting part there , fella.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at July 22, 2019 07:48 PM (bgJ0E)

278 Hank Johnson doesn't recognize anything that is spoken unless you've been sucking on a Helium balloon.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2019 07:48 PM (r71Ke)

279 firing and loading guns is a learned skill/ it can be taught by black and brown ex military.

Posted by: raimondo at July 22, 2019 07:45 PM (wi334)

---
Shouldn't you be working a weekend gig to pay the Gibson family attorneys?

Or are you going to arm up to attack a friggin' small town bakery?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:48 PM (bczF/)

280 And even her earlobes are weird. She certainly has an unfortunate face.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 22, 2019 07:44 PM (JoUsr)


We're the unfortunate ones. All she has to do is avoid mirrors.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:48 PM (JaCRW)

281 she's basically trigglypuff in a purple dress

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 07:48 PM (JziUy)

282 264 and to think, the Squad is only in this country because of some perverse sense of charity that has turned into an even more perverse belief that once your fatass lands here, everyone has a moral duty to ignore your faults and praise you for barely being able to be a normal member of society.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 07:45 PM (JziUy)

Two of them are just plain old Americans. Cortez and Pressley.

Tlaib i think is natural born citizen of a more or less normal family who turned nutso (could be wrong)

It's really only Omar who has no business being here.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2019 07:48 PM (Ct55T)

283 255
Imagine having tits so big, nobody ever looks you in the eyes.

Posted by: a big tittied femcel at July 22, 2019 07:44 PM (ym5eo)

I'd never leave the house.

Posted by: 72 Nervous Goats at July 22, 2019 07:48 PM (t6MX/)

284 I am in Tlaib's district.

At least it's a short drive to the airport. So just how gerrymandered is her district?


Posted by: weew at July 22, 2019 07:48 PM (gk7if)

285 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 07:42 PM (QK2QM)

PLO thugs = their leaders


Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 07:49 PM (2DOZq)

286 237 gretna la. is where police opened fire on women and children trying to cross a bridge to get out of new orleans after hurricane katrina. Some of the police were prosecuted for shooting women and children.

Posted by: raimondo at July 22, 2019 07:49 PM (wi334)

287 BREAKING: Rep. Ilhan Omar's Campaign have reportedly sent threats to various people and companies who has 'clear evidence' of her being married to her brother and engaging in serious immigration and tax fraud
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 07:47 PM (BqBId)


Has she engaged Oberlin's legal counsel, perchance? Have they ever heard the term "discovery?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:49 PM (JaCRW)

288 264
and to think, the Squad is only in this country because of some perverse
sense of charity that has turned into an even more perverse belief that
once your fatass lands here, everyone has a moral duty to ignore your
faults and praise you for barely being able to be a normal member of
society.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 07:45 PM (JziUy)


=======


"I've been called perverse plenty of times ... but never charitable." -- Zombie Ted Kennedy

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 07:50 PM (WqPYg)

289 279 firing and loading guns is a learned skill/ it can be taught by black and brown ex military.

Posted by: raimondo at July 22, 2019 07:45 PM (wi334)

What hole will you be hiding in when it goes down?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 07:50 PM (2DOZq)

290 275
Just letting you know there is an option Lloyd. And no you can't have my LE only 20rd magazines for the 92F.


Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:47 PM (kbJA/)
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The ones I got hold 20 as well. I may give them a try this weekend.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:50 PM (bczF/)

291 215 firing and loading guns is a learned skill/ it can be taught by black and brown ex military.
Posted by: raimondo at July 22, 2019 07:45 PM (wi334)

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Really.

Posted by: SMH at July 22, 2019 07:50 PM (RU4sa)

292 We've been training on weapons since childhood. You guys better be able to learn really, really fast.

I recommend that Retardo watch as many action movies as possible and learn tactics there.

It will help the rest of us preserve ammo and effect a humane kill.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 22, 2019 07:50 PM (lD3vL)

293 BREAKING: Rep. Ilhan Omar's Campaign have reportedly sent threats to various people and companies who has 'clear evidence' of her being married to her brother and engaging in serious immigration and tax fraud
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 07:47 PM (BqBId)

Really? She may be leaving after all.

Goodbye Ilhan......(sang to Goodnight Irene)

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 22, 2019 07:51 PM (Z+IKu)

294 evidence' of her being married to her brother and engaging in serious immigration and tax fraud

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 07:47 PM (BqBId)


It was those rubbers on the other side of the bed, wasn't it?

Posted by: Dr. Watson at July 22, 2019 07:51 PM (Dk29P)

295 Big Mike's acting debut is set for the remake of "Brian's Song"

Posted by: klaftern at July 22, 2019 07:51 PM (RuIsu)

296 firing and loading guns is a learned skill

Lesson 1: load first, then fire.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:51 PM (JaCRW)

297 And why on earth does the troll think "black and brown ex military" would throw in with Antifa anyway? Most of them would side with the anti-Communist faction anyway, and those that didn't aren't going to join up with a pack of pasty white girly boys, haha. They'll just keep working for the government.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 07:51 PM (QK2QM)

298 249
Everything you need to know about Rasheater in one simple pic:



https://tinyurl.com/y3h2tf4j



Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 07:42 PM (v0R5T)

Speaking of large mammaries, was it a requirement to work on the campaign?


https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxdwqmcg

Posted by: 72 Nervous Goats at July 22, 2019 07:51 PM (t6MX/)

299 Troll thinks the people in the SJW concert video will make the New Commandos.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2019 07:51 PM (oVJmc)

300 Two of them are just plain old Americans. Cortez and Pressley.

Tlaib i think is natural born citizen of a more or less normal family who turned nutso (could be wrong)

It's really only Omar who has no business being here.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2019 07:48 PM (Ct55T)

In my humble opinion, anyone who hates America so much, whether natural born or not, and wants to turn America into some left wing socialist shit hole, can pack their bags and move to a some left wing ready made shit hole.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 07:52 PM (p0A33)

301 296 firing and loading guns is a learned skill

Lesson 1: load first, then fire.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:51 PM (JaCRW)

"Where's the reload button on this thing?!?!??!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2019 07:52 PM (Ct55T)

302 police were prosecuted for shooting women and children.

Posted by: raimondo at July 22, 2019 07:49 PM (wi334)


Raimondette, bring your skinny ass over here, I got something for you.

Posted by: Butch at July 22, 2019 07:53 PM (Dk29P)

303 firing and loading guns is a learned skill/ it can be taught by black and brown ex military.

Posted by: raimondo at July 22, 2019 07:45 PM (wi334)

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What are you implying? Are you saying that "black and brown" military members are less loyal and law-abiding than whites?

Go bother David Duke. You and he have a lot in common. Maybe you can do a circle jerk with the Nazi CNN is trying to promote.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:53 PM (bczF/)

304 Japanese maid shoots the Barret M82

https://youtu.be/QSLXuK6bs4g

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:53 PM (kbJA/)

305 Rainmando, when you're unloading your pistol always remember: eject the round in the chamber before you remove the magazine.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 22, 2019 07:53 PM (hjaPQ)

306 Big Mike is going to be acting in Brian's Song? Oh, please... Can we not get rid of these grifters? Are we to be shackled to them from now until the end of time?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 22, 2019 07:53 PM (JoUsr)

307 firing and loading guns is a learned skill/ it can be taught by black and brown ex military.

Posted by: raimondo

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If there's one thing the nation knows it's that black and brown people can show others how to shoot guns.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 07:53 PM (RMwSd)

308 295
Big Mike's acting debut is set for the remake of "Brian's Song"

Posted by: klaftern at July 22, 2019 07:51 PM (RuIsu)


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Brian Piccolo will be played by Brie Larson ...

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 07:54 PM (WqPYg)

309 Ilhan Omar, you have never been probed by lawyers before have you?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:54 PM (kbJA/)

310 215 firing and loading guns is a learned skill/ it can be taught by black and brown ex military.
Posted by: raimondo at July 22, 2019 07:45 PM (wi334)


Here's raimondo in action:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8PQ5PhLEVs

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:54 PM (JaCRW)

311 The guy who can't even fucking capitalize is telling us what a master of firearms he's gonna become.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2019 07:54 PM (oVJmc)

312 After one year in Congress Omar could return to Somalia and be elected President, Prime Minister Queen.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2019 07:54 PM (r71Ke)

313 Mayor of Detroit, Mike Duggan, just endorsed Joe Biden.

Shows you what a pathetic slate of candidates is on the Democratic ticket. This will appeal to literally no one in Detroit. Detroit is primarily black, with some Latinos, a significant population of Middle Eastern Muslims, and a decent dose of millennials.


Apparently, Biden endorsed Duggan in his reelection campaign, so Duggan returning he favor. Claims Biden is a friend of the auto industry, LOL and the "working man".

Posted by: Jen the original at July 22, 2019 07:54 PM (Z4XPB)

314 Learn to use a keyboard properly, dunce.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2019 07:55 PM (oVJmc)

315 PLO thugs = their leaders

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 07:49 PM (2DOZq)

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Definitely. They suck, and all of Gaza sucks as a result of their "leadership." But even they couldn't fuck it up so bad without the UN. As soon as I experienced that UN camp, I realized they should never be in charge of anything, ever. Not even purchasing office supplies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 07:55 PM (QK2QM)

316 266 My sister in law, a public school teacher, is certain that when she drove from Ohio to Montana, that Idaho was one of the states she drove through. I said you must mean Iowa.

Nope. It was Idaho. She was adamant. Angrily even.

I told her she took the long way then.

She still hates me.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 22, 2019 07:38 PM (xPJvm)

Maybe Indiana? Kinda sounds like Idaho. You know, the way "chicken salad" kinda sounds like "chicken shit."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:46 PM (JaCRW)

I was flying with my Japanese account manager to an account in Oklahoma and I asked him if he was going to fly back with me. He said he wasn't because he had to see the Indiana Police. I said Indiana police ? What for ? and then immediately realized that he had to go to Indianapolis.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 07:55 PM (2DOZq)

317 "I've been called perverse plenty of times ... but never charitable." -- Zombie Ted Kennedy

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teddy k started the ball rolling but a lot of vangies push reagan and elder bush to extend asylum to shit-holes like most of south america and somalia

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 07:55 PM (JziUy)

318 If there's one thing the nation knows it's that black and brown people can show others how to shoot guns.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 07:53 PM (RMwSd)


The gangbangers have lots of experience at shooting guns. Although the safest place to stand is right in front of whatever they're aiming at.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:55 PM (JaCRW)

319

brb, hatin'

Posted by: Rashida Tlabia at July 22, 2019 07:55 PM (Jy6ww)

320 I save those magazines for the SHTF bag. For regular plinking the 10 or 15 suffices.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:55 PM (kbJA/)

321 What are you implying? Are you saying that "black and brown" military members are less loyal and law-abiding than whites?

Of course that is what raimondo is implying. The Left looks at every other ethnicity as subhumans.

why do you think they perseverate on it so much?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 22, 2019 07:56 PM (lD3vL)

322 Identify that revolver!



https://bit.ly/2JVEpWD


Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 07:42 PM---

revolver?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 22, 2019 07:56 PM (JUOKG)

323 309 Ilhan Omar, you have never been probed by lawyers before have you?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 07:54 PM (kbJA/)


Put her deposition on PPV.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:57 PM (JaCRW)

324 Brian Piccolo will be played by Brie Larson ...

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wait, what are the rules now? can only actual current members of the Bears roster be in the film?

or does the film have to be composed of folks like Niall Boylan and other weirdo fucks?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 07:57 PM (JziUy)

325 Are we to be shackled to them from now until the end of time?
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 22, 2019 07:53 PM (JoUsr)

Ummmmm......Yes.

Hope and change baby, hope and change.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 22, 2019 07:57 PM (Z+IKu)

326 Rashida was a pain in the heiny
Always bitchy and whiny
When Trump came along
She interrupted the throng
And he threw her by her vaginee

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2019 07:57 PM (Tnijr)

327 The gangbangers have lots of experience at shooting guns. Although the safest place to stand is right in front of whatever they're aiming at.

Don't you know that first person shooter video games directly relate to actual CQB?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 22, 2019 07:57 PM (lD3vL)

328 It stretches from Detroit to some very poor cities just to the south and then
about 20 miles to the western edge of Wayne county. It is only 5 or so miles in the north to south direction but they made sure to move some boundries to scoop up a couple other cities that are mostly black.

It is John Conyers former district (I got gerrymandered INTO it last go round.) And contrary to popular belief, Dearborn is not part of it. That is in Debbie Dingell's district.

Posted by: cfo mom at July 22, 2019 07:57 PM (RfzVr)

329
After one year in Congress Omar could return to Somalia and be elected President, Prime Minister Queen.

Posted by: Ben Had



Or the Queen Chancellor Governor Prefect of Wakanda, even.

Posted by: Rashida Tlabia at July 22, 2019 07:57 PM (Jy6ww)

330 301
296 firing and loading guns is a learned skill



Lesson 1: load first, then fire.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:51 PM (JaCRW)



"Where's the reload button on this thing?!?!??!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2019 07:52 PM (Ct55T)


========


"How the hell are we going to learn to operate the chainsaw bayonet on these AR-15s?!?!?"

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 07:58 PM (WqPYg)

331 Pence trip cancellation a couple of weeks ago exp!ained. Not nearly as sexy as I expected. Basically, he avoided a bad PR photo opp.

https://politi.co/2K0URF7

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2019 07:58 PM (+y/Ru)

332 Motherf*cker!

Posted by: Congressperson Tlaib at July 22, 2019 07:58 PM (xSo9G)

333

nood

Posted by: Rashida Tlabia at July 22, 2019 07:58 PM (Jy6ww)

334 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 07:55 PM (QK2QM)

Roger that. Must have been depressing to confirm what you probably already knew about the UN was worse than you thought.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 07:58 PM (2DOZq)

335 Well, that does it. Meghan McCain is going to be REALLY mad at all us racists.

And you do NOT want to see the Maverick's daughter mad!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 07:59 PM (ptqGC)

336 "How the hell are we going to learn to operate the chainsaw bayonet on these AR-15s?!?!?"
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 07:58 PM (WqPYg)

That two-stroke engine is unsustainable!

You might as well just shoot yourself with it, Gaia Killer!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2019 07:59 PM (Ct55T)

337 firing and loading guns is a learned skill/ it can be taught by black and brown ex military.
Posted by: raimondo at July 22, 2019 07:45 PM (wi334)


It's like a reese's peanut butter cup.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 22, 2019 07:59 PM (1g7ch)

338 Big Mike is going to be acting in Brian's Song?

Whereas Barky is going to be in "Brian's Dong."

And he won't be acting.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:59 PM (JaCRW)

339 335 Well, that does it. Meghan McCain is going to be REALLY mad at all us racists.

And you do NOT want to see the Maverick's daughter mad!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 07:59 PM (ptqGC)

There won't be any pudding left for celebratory purposes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2019 07:59 PM (Ct55T)

340 Here's the 4chan MSNBC video footage:

https://twitter.com/cracklnspector/status/
1152755794259132416

Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2019 08:00 PM (Dh1wo)

341 I'm sure we're all a couple notches smarter about guns now that we've been schooled on the ".20 gauge/.12 gauge" scenario.

Some of you guys, I swear, you just don't embarrass.Like the guy on the riverboat, throwing the lead, yelling "No bottom."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 22, 2019 08:00 PM (8ZmvG)

342 laib i think is natural born citizen of a more or less normal family who turned nutso (could be wrong)

It's really only Omar who has no business being here.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2019 07:48 PM (Ct55T)

In my humble opinion, anyone who hates America so much, whether natural born or not, and wants to turn America into some left wing socialist shit hole, can pack their bags and move to a some left wing ready made shit hole.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 07:52 PM (p0A33)

Tlaib's parents moved here from the Palestinian areas after moving first to Nicaragua. She was born here so is a natural born citizen. She has 13 brothers and sisters, which shouldn't be a shock to anyone. Supposedly, it's claimed the family was on welfare for years despite her father having an assembly line job at Ford. Despite that she managed to graduate from college and then from Law school. And all along the way, her resentment and dislike of the USA was nurtured.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 22, 2019 08:00 PM (Z4XPB)

343 Lloyd, I guess you like your Storm? Still using the iron sights or did you get an ACOG to fit on the top rail?

One of the most useless accessories for the Storm is the bi-pod that can be fitted on the U-collar. Yeah it has a 16in barrel but I still don't see anyone sniping with it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 08:00 PM (kbJA/)

344 332 Motherf*cker!
Posted by: Congressperson Tlaib at July 22, 2019 07:58 PM (xSo9G)


Ironic, from a member of a culture that promotes incest.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 08:00 PM (JaCRW)

345 teddy k started the ball rolling but a lot of
vangies push reagan and elder bush to extend asylum to shit-holes like
most of south america and somalia

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 07:55 PM (JziUy)


=======


Indeed. My go to snark on this is, that for GWB, "compassion doesn't stop at the border" ... but I bet it sure the hell does stop at the border of the Crawford Ranch.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 08:00 PM (WqPYg)

346 Come on, she hasn't marred her brother yet.


That we know of anyway.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 08:02 PM (BbGew)

347
Smart Military Blog note: "Final Protective Fire" is the military term for the last ditch, nothing held back fight. MG barrels shot 'til they melt, artillery strikes on the base's own territory, etc., because if FPF fails then it's all lost anyway.
Posted by: Lazy Messenger

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Thanks for the lesson. I think I know a story where that worked once.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 08:03 PM (13CQC)

348 338
Big Mike is going to be acting in Brian's Song?



Whereas Barky is going to be in "Brian's Dong."



And he won't be acting.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 07:59 PM (JaCRW)


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LMAO.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 08:04 PM (WqPYg)

349 There is a 4Chan/MSNBC thread now up

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 08:05 PM (kbJA/)

350
Indeed. My go to snark on this is, that for GWB, "compassion doesn't stop at the border" ... but I bet it sure the hell does stop at the border of the Crawford Ranch.

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maybe the ranch but definitely not the Maine encampment

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 08:05 PM (JziUy)

351 Fuck. Second post in a row where Ace willowed my link discussed in the new post. >(

Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2019 08:07 PM (Dh1wo)

352 At least a hat-tip for the 4chan one.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2019 08:10 PM (Dh1wo)

353 Wait all I need is a club and I can get strippers to pay me to let them dance? There has got to be a catch.

Posted by: freaked


We can help with licensing, financing and security.

Posted by: NotGuidoEnterprises at July 22, 2019 08:11 PM (FhXTo)

354 Supposedly, it's claimed the family was on welfare for years despite her father having an assembly line job at Ford. Despite that she managed to graduate from college and then from Law school. And all along the way, her resentment and dislike of the USA was nurtured.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 22, 2019 08:00 PM (Z4XPB)


What was/is going on is that 'refugees' are sponsored by charitable groups, get them free housing, a decent car, hook them up with welfare, and then a good job.
Family sponges off the charitable group as long as possible and keeps drawing welfare (fraud) too while working a good union job.

Had family members who worked in the auto plants and after plant managers it was their biggest complaint.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 22, 2019 08:12 PM (1g7ch)

355
Here's the 4chan MSNBC video footage:

https://twitter.com/cracklnspector/status/
1152755794259132416
Posted by: andycanuck

======

What was this, anyway? MSNBC decided to publish the super-secret code of 4-CHAN and fell into a trap?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 08:13 PM (13CQC)

356 Please rise, for the Honorable Henry Calvin Johnson, Jr. Hank is best known for his postulation that Guam would invert itself due to a surplus population. Hank also shares the distinction of being one of only two members of Congress who practices Buddhism, the other is Sen. Mazie Hirono of Hawaii.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 22, 2019 08:13 PM (a4EWo)

357 Final Protective Fire also results in a MC against the firing unit.

Posted by: Taunto at July 22, 2019 08:21 PM (/aiGx)

358 $15 an hour minimum wage.

So, people making $15 an hour already get a bump up to $30? Seems fair....

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at July 22, 2019 08:23 PM (Vy7tf)

359 She was a congressional candidate at the time. I wonder how her election would have fared had this video been published during her campaign. Maybe she would get double the votes, or maybe half.

Re-election can sometimes be tough for freshmen, but republicans challengers seem to have a way of helping them win even when their reelection is least likely.

Posted by: Rich at July 22, 2019 10:12 PM (/Zade)

360 Scratch that, no she was elected 2018, not 2016.

Posted by: Rich at July 22, 2019 10:13 PM (/Zade)

361 Shank Johnson said what?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 22, 2019 10:17 PM (Ndje9)

362 >>>And you do NOT want to see the Maverick's daughter mad!

Believe you, me! Neither do we.

Posted by: The Ben and Jerry's section at the local grocery store at July 22, 2019 10:57 PM (HltPS)

Online Rumors: Turkish Islamist Tyrant Erdogan Is Reported to be in Stable Condition, Because Dead is as Stable As It Gets

Just rumors, though.

Still, just in case...



The thing is, given that Erdogan's rule rests largely on fear and his position as a strongman who routinely arrests dissidents -- the Turkish government will have to provide proof of life shortly, lest the general public start getting rowdy.

The longer we go without proof of life -- with him referring to the day's news or holding a newspaper, etc. -- the more solid this rumor looks.

We'll see. Might be disproved within twenty minutes.

But if not...

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:08 PM




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1 Off him.

Posted by: golfman at July 22, 2019 06:09 PM (OE84+)

2 I figured this would have a " ... but mostly ..." headline.

Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2019 06:09 PM (drZdT)

3 That would be "eff"....

Posted by: golfman at July 22, 2019 06:09 PM (OE84+)

4 Erdogan Erdogone?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 22, 2019 06:10 PM (H8QX8)

5
He's roasted.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 06:10 PM (13CQC)

6 Online Rumors: Turkish Islamist Tyrant Erdogan Dead of Massive Heart Attack

I heard he died suffocating himself while jerking off to goat porn.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:10 PM (6fsOH)

7
His goose is cooked?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 06:10 PM (13CQC)

8 I figured this would have a " ... but mostly ..." headline.
Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2019 06:09 PM (drZdT)

Moron mind at work there.

ace did say he was feeling bad.

Posted by: golfman at July 22, 2019 06:10 PM (OE84+)

9 Yeah...I think I'll wait a bit before accepting this one.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 06:10 PM (GZCaY)

10
SPONGE!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 06:11 PM (vIjh1)

11 One can only hope.

An Israeli site says... nah.

Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2019 06:11 PM (K3B2k)

12 Sure do hope so....

Good riddance.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 22, 2019 06:11 PM (Z+IKu)

13 Does anyone remember laughter?

Posted by: Robert Plant quoted by JackStraw quoted by ace at July 22, 2019 06:11 PM (PbpT7)

14 I have work to do tonight, so he's likely dead and my partying will take precedence.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 22, 2019 06:12 PM (LFpoO)

15 >>>8 I figured this would have a " ... but mostly ..." headline.
Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2019 06:09 PM (drZdT)

I added something similar. thanks.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:12 PM (PbpT7)

16 I neither believe or disbelieve this story. My sources in Hell say that they have not seen him arrive yet.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 22, 2019 06:12 PM (flINI)

17 Erdogan's shelves have collapsed?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2019 06:13 PM (z83q6)

18 Even if Erdogan did bite it that isn't going to change the fact that Turkey is an islamist shithole. That ship has already sailed.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:13 PM (6fsOH)

19 edokeefe

What incredible symmetry: Legendary NASA flight director Chris Kraft, who guided Apollo 11 mission that just celebrated its 50 anniversary, has died at 95:

Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (cF8AT)

20 Weekend at Recep's.

Posted by: PabloD at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (F1m5e)

21 Man, if true, that would be reason for some snap elections in Turkey.

The voters were recently waking up and kicked Erdogan's part from power in the Capital (IIRC).

Posted by: Scott_T at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (NmR1a)

22 I figured this would have a " ... but mostly ..." headline.
Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2019 06:09 PM (drZdT)

I added something similar. thanks.
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:12 PM (PbpT7)

His condition changed. It is now stable.

Posted by: golfman at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (OE84+)

23 >>> Legendary NASA flight director Chris Kraft, who guided Apollo 11 mission that just celebrated its 50 anniversary, has died at 95:

I question the timing.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (PbpT7)

24

No mention on TV

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (aKsyK)

25 I saw this a few hours ago and just assumed it was Greek disinformation. But three Arab newspapers have reported it and now I see an Israeli website reporting it too, so it has moved from "unlikely" to "maybe" in my book.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (wYseH)

26 Erdogan's shelves have collapsed?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2019 06:13 PM (z83q6)

"The Downing of Shelving East Wall Top."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (GZCaY)

27 26 Erdogan's shelves have collapsed?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2019 06:13 PM (z83q6)

"The Downing of Shelving East Wall Top."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (GZCaY)

Shaka, when the Shelves fell.

Posted by: John Luc Picard at July 22, 2019 06:16 PM (NgKpN)

28 >>>I saw this a few hours ago

hm, that's a long time to leave this big a meatball out on the counter.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:16 PM (PbpT7)

29 ACE'S SHELVES 1, ERDOGAN 0

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:16 PM (PbpT7)

30 Erdogan seemed to have gone Muslim Brotherhood, working on te caliphate
thing. He broke the "Turkey government is Secular, not Islamic" mold and
messed with threatening Europe with flooding the Eruo zone with muzzies
...


I guess we needed them for the air base, for the hop to
Iraq, which is now also going Islamic State? So what good is he? Saudi
guy butchered there ... for being a spy against the Saudis? or something
... I haven't been getting followed on the prez daily briefing lately
... so can't say wtf is going on ...

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2019 06:17 PM (Cus5s)

31 Why is Turkey in NATO?

Posted by: Gadzooks Mike at July 22, 2019 06:17 PM (p9mPa)

32 Big, if true.

Posted by: I Have Questions at July 22, 2019 06:17 PM (BvNzB)

33 This guy was no friend of the US.

Posted by: Vics at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (mpXpK)

34 This may be the Archduke moment of WWIII.

Posted by: PaulaJ89 at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (PsdJu)

35 Speaking of possibly dead people ... we have finally gotten to see RBG in the flesh, as it were, at the John Paul Stevens funeral. She looked like shit, though she did look kind of alive. The other two SCOTUS chicks also pretty friggin bad.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (6fsOH)

36
And in the confusion, Armenia invaded and took Constantinople in a lightning strike.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (Wx/+I)

37 I don't remember: Was he a buddy of Obama's?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (Iq9NT)

38 Boys are watching Rodan. It's the episode where Godzilla sleeps in and forgets to go to school.

*Channels inner Soothsayer*

Posted by: Max Power at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (QCc6B)

39 The longer we go without proof of life -- with him referring to the day's news or holding a newspaper, etc. -- the more solid this rumor looks.

*points*

Ha Ha

*goes back to 50 chin-ups*

Posted by: Notorious RBG at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (beH4q)

40
>>> Legendary NASA flight director Chris Kraft, who guided Apollo 11 mission that just celebrated its 50 anniversary, has died at 95:

The guy who made those boats?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 06:19 PM (aKsyK)

41 Death always conducts the most reliable coups.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 22, 2019 06:19 PM (HmZuC)

42 30 I guess we needed them for the air base, for the hop to

Iraq, which is now also going Islamic State? So what good is he? Saudi

guy butchered there ... for being a spy against the Saudis? or something

... I haven't been getting followed on the prez daily briefing lately

... so can't say wtf is going on ...

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2019 06:17 PM (Cus5s)

But then he would not allow us to us that base for flights to Iraq. Aircraft has to fly around Turkey which added many hours of flight time.

Posted by: Vics at July 22, 2019 06:20 PM (mpXpK)

43 He was seen on video walking into the Saudi Embassy, but not coming out.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 22, 2019 06:20 PM (xPl2J)

44
The guy who made those boats?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


No, the cheese guy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:20 PM (Wx/+I)

45 >>>I don't remember: Was he a buddy of Obama's?


He is/was a Muslim extremist, so all signs point to yes.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 22, 2019 06:20 PM (HmZuC)

46 CNN will wedge this Erdogan stuff in ----UNLESS Trump does THREE scoops of ice cream at dinner tonight.

You can count on CNN to report THE news.

Posted by: Voter theater. at July 22, 2019 06:20 PM (YNBwu)

47 Frankly Erdogan look pretty bad in that photo--his eyes are already beginning to roll backwards.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (B3Pol)

48 "Moon" "Landing"

lolgf

Posted by: Nina Van Horne at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (PbpT7)

49 Turkey was in NATO to check the Soviets flank.

Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (K3B2k)

50 Cok fenaa.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (axyOa)

51 Heard attack? ...sure go with that.

Posted by: DXO at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (nzKWW)

52 He broke the "Turkey government is Secular, not Islamic" mold and messed with threatening Europe with flooding the Eruo zone with muzzies

To be fair, it was the EU that broke the secular Turkish arrangement by telling Turkey that they couldn't even be considered for EU membership (which the EU was never going to offer them, anyway) until they amended their constitution to take supreme power away from the secular military. That happened in 2003, which just happens to be when Turkey went rushing headlong down the islamist rabbit hole.

The EU just likes to fuck anything up they can ... because they're such fucking losers.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (6fsOH)

53 >>>-UNLESS Trump does THREE scoops of ice cream at dinner tonight.


I believe that is Trump's signal to the people to rise up and kill the unfaithful.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (PbpT7)

54 Some folks grace us with their presence. Others grace us with their departure.

Posted by: JAS at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (I5SAg)

55 @31

Turkey was in NATO because if World War 3 ever broke out, a NATO-aligned Turkey would keep the Soviet Black Sea (based out of the USSR's only warm-water western port) fleet out of anywhere that might be useful.

Posted by: junior at July 22, 2019 06:21 PM (hI6jT)

56 >>>54 Some folks grace us with their presence. Others grace us with their departure.

he could light up a room just by keeling over and dying in spasms

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:22 PM (PbpT7)

57 Gosh, that's an extremely flattering picture of him isn't it? Hubba hubba...

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 22, 2019 06:22 PM (dUJdY)

58 Why is Turkey in NATO?

Posted by: Gadzooks Mike at July 22, 2019 06:17 PM (p9mPa)


For decades, Turkey was the most reliable member of NATO.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:22 PM (6fsOH)

59 I hope Russia kept the receipts on those S-400s.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 22, 2019 06:22 PM (HmZuC)

60 Ankara-cide?

Posted by: locomotivebreath1901 at July 22, 2019 06:23 PM (4ceyg)

61 He just kinda lost an election. Good timing to have a "heart attack," if you get my drift.

Posted by: pj at July 22, 2019 06:23 PM (qlTN9)

62 He does have that satanic muzzie look to him.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 22, 2019 06:23 PM (flINI)

63 Ankara-cide?
Posted by: locomotivebreath1901 at July 22, 2019 06:23 PM (4ceyg)

-------

*slow clap*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 06:23 PM (AzW6q)

64 I worked extensively in Turkey before and shortly after Edrogan came into power. Turkey was a nice place back in the day prior to "Fast Eddie" Edrogan.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at July 22, 2019 06:23 PM (XKDBk)

65

Why is Turkey in NATO?

Lockheed Martin
Boeing
General Dynamics
Raytheon

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 06:23 PM (aKsyK)

66 Probably not true. Has not even been hinted at in Israeli Newspapers. But could not happen to a nicer guy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (p0A33)

67 Erdogan has/had bum ticker eyelids.

Posted by: klaftern at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (RuIsu)

68 Could be just pining for the fjords

Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (vd8XM)

69 Erdogan deadagain

Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (gmo/4)

70 "Here, hold my barbell." -- Ruth Buzzi Ginsburg

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (MmQ0O)

71 May Erdrogan pine for the fjords

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (kbJA/)

72 So the Greeks finally gave him a heart attack, did they? I guess a Smith and Wesson pointed at your groin will tend to do that.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (lwiT4)

73 http://bit.ly/2Gs0afM
*******
How Mueller deputy Andrew Weissmann's offer to an oligarch could boomerang on DOJ | TheHill
*****
Attention JackStraw

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 06:25 PM (BqBId)

74 "Here, hold my barbell." -- Ruth Buzzi Ginsburg

---------

I honestly wonder which of the two goes to the deeper part of Hell. Maybe they'll be neighbors.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 06:25 PM (AzW6q)

75 Speaking of possibly dead people ... we have finally gotten to see RBG in the flesh, as it were, at the John Paul Stevens funeral. She looked like shit, though she did look kind of alive. The other two SCOTUS chicks also pretty friggin bad.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


Pray.

Hard.

Trump makes picks 3, 4 & 5.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 06:25 PM (MOpDc)

76 Pluck that Turk.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2019 06:25 PM (oVJmc)

77 For decades, Turkey was the most reliable member of NATO.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:22 PM (6fsOH)



They've been in NATO for decades?

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:25 PM (lwiT4)

78 16 I neither believe or disbelieve this story. My sources in Hell say that they have not seen him arrive yet.
Posted by: Truck Monkey

Guys like Erdogan, the initial debriefing takes a little longer. Satan drops in personally, it*s a whole thing.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (OQrdk)

79 from the last ...

still, there's no justice in this world and even trump is a cuck if no one does anything about perkins coei and the hillary pay through scheme.

people yelling at me about FEC "felonies" sure look the other way about this embezzlement.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (JziUy)

80 I thought Kris Kraft made Macaroni and Cheese. Cheese made from the same orange chemicals that make Tang.

Posted by: Minuteman at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (NsWlX)

81 You figure if it wasn't true that it would've been quickly denied officially.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (xPl2J)

82 We'll know if he's dead when we see Barack grieving.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (ptqGC)

83 LOL I have seen people blaming MOSSAD already.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (dKiJG)

84 On Trumpet:

https://youtu.be/PgiJ0OS9LwU

Posted by: DaveA at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (FhXTo)

85 They've been in NATO for decades?

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:25 PM (lwiT4)


Many.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (6fsOH)

86 68 Could be just pining for the fjords
Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (vd8XM)


71 May Erdrogan pine for the fjords
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2019 06:24 PM (kbJA/)


I love the Horde.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (Ez6QX)

87 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (1XAal)

88 as for erdogan, a lot of turkish suffering could've been avoided if they just shot down that jet

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 06:27 PM (JziUy)

89 The longer we go without proof of life --

Like with RBG?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:27 PM (ptqGC)

90 Posted by: Minuteman at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (NsWlX)
********
I thought he sang Sailing, Ride like the Wind & Laura

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 06:27 PM (BqBId)

91 Shaka, when the Shelves fell.
Posted by: John Luc Picard at July 22, 2019 06:16 PM (NgKpN)

Ace, his walls uncovered!

Posted by: Sjg at July 22, 2019 06:27 PM (gDSJf)

92
I honestly wonder which of the two goes to the deeper part of Hell. Maybe they'll be neighbors.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


The Eternal Flame on RBG's grave will have a very, very deep source. Whiff of sulfur as well.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:27 PM (Wx/+I)

93 And kick those Turk fuckers out of NATO also

Posted by: Yo! at July 22, 2019 06:27 PM (1XAal)

94 >>>Has not even been hinted at in Israeli Newspapers.

Oh yeah, totally not true, and if it is true, we know nothing about it!!!!

Posted by: Israeli Spies at July 22, 2019 06:28 PM (PbpT7)

95 Many.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:26 PM (6fsOH)



My brain says just recently. sheesh. I ought to be sold off for parts.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:28 PM (lwiT4)

96 A internal power struggle would be a good start.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:28 PM (BbGew)

97 It was the curse of Achilles!

Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 06:28 PM (gmo/4)

98 Oh please oh please oh please let it be so!

Posted by: GuyfromNH at July 22, 2019 06:28 PM (Gs5TH)

99 Right after losing the F35 contract by cozying up to Putin for the S400 system and just as Iran is getting feisty.

I'd like to think CIA, but probably the Mossad did him in.

Too bad this didn't happen sooner to save secular Turkish democracy. Turkey could very well slip into a civil war now.

Posted by: Oh no! Not the bees! at July 22, 2019 06:28 PM (N5dam)

100 >>>80 I thought Kris Kraft made Macaroni and Cheese.

i'm making mockaroni and cheese tonight. Last time it was really good.

just putting that out there.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (PbpT7)

101 The other two SCOTUS chicks also pretty friggin bad.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


In fairness, they looked bad when they were 18.

Posted by: golfman at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (OE84+)

102 I hear he's pining for the Muslim Fjords, which they invented.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (4e+hS)

103 The guy is an amateur.

Viva La Muerte!

Posted by: Francisco Franco at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (Z+IKu)

104 What the hell is mockaroni?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (ptqGC)

105
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 06:25 PM (BqBId)

-------

It was awfully nice of Weismann to provide Firtash's testimony for him, ahead of the deal. Very generous of him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (AzW6q)

106 A internal power struggle would be a good start.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:28 PM (BbGew)


In the old Ottoman Empire you had to murder your way to succession.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (6fsOH)

107 Shaka, when the Shelves fell.
Posted by: John Luc Picard at July 22, 2019 06:16 PM (NgKpN)

Ace, his walls uncovered!
Posted by: Sjg at July 22, 2019

***

With drills unfurled!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (axyOa)

108 that new mid-engine corvette looks like a ferrari. I wonder if I can deign to buy a bailout mobile

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (JziUy)

109 Not true... we'll let Erdogan know when he can die

Posted by: The Mossad at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (flINI)

110 The bustle in my hedgerow just took a shovel to the head.

Posted by: klaftern at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (RuIsu)

111 46 CNN will wedge this Erdogan stuff in ----UNLESS Trump does THREE scoops of ice cream at dinner tonight.

You can count on CNN to report THE news.
Posted by: Voter theater. at July 22, 2019 06:20 PM (YNBwu)

Hell no. CNN will NOT report on anything outside the United States. Especially outside the Beltway.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (rxWk4)

112 In fairness, they looked bad when they were 18.

Posted by: golfman at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (OE84+)



I rate this comment as sincerely true.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (lwiT4)

113 up your nose with a rubber hose!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (d7Ww2)

114 31
Why is Turkey in NATO?

Posted by: Gadzooks Mike at July 22, 2019 06:17 PM (p9mPa)

As an exercise, look at a map of Europe, circa 1970, and try to guess at the Warsaw Pact and NATO set up and why we would want the Dardenelles and Bosporous held by a NATO ally.
For God's sake, this is a smart military blog after all!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (GZCaY)

115 Put me down for $50 on the "goat porn" line.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (6/uwW)

116 What the hell is mockaroni?
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Like macaroni, but you make fun of it first

Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (vd8XM)

117 i'm making mockaroni and cheese tonight. Last time it was really good.

just putting that out there.
Posted by: ace


Velveeta Shells & Cheese

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (MOpDc)

118 Make Constantinople Christian again!

Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (gmo/4)

119 If he really is dead, who's going to take over?

Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (tVQUs)

120 Nah the CIA retired the heart attack gun in the 70's .....at least for use on foreign leaders.....

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (AjVAj)

121 mockaroni

??????

you know, that buffalo cauliflower thing they sell at the store's not half bad.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 06:31 PM (JziUy)

122 This just in, President Erdogan is still dead....

Generalissimo Franco is also still listed in stable condition....

Posted by: WarEagle82 at July 22, 2019 06:31 PM (+Kpte)

123 I'm cold.

Posted by: Prez'nit Cardigan at July 22, 2019 06:31 PM (EgshT)

124 Turkey as NATO member created lots of drama back in the early 70's. They whined and hassled Greece. And made formal article 5(?) complaints. I read about this stuff eons ago so grain of salt. Just read the wiki

Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2019 06:31 PM (K3B2k)

125 >>>104 What the hell is mockaroni?


it's cauliflower pretending to be macaroni.

I put bacon and onions and a lot of cheese in it so the cauliflower is really only there for texture/bulk.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:31 PM (PbpT7)

126 What the hell is mockaroni?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (ptqGC)



It's like the macerena but with more sarcasm.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:31 PM (lwiT4)

127 Make Constantinople Christian again!
Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (gmo/4)

Make the Hagia Sophia a Church again!

Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 06:31 PM (tVQUs)

128 He should do some squats.

Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (EgshT)

129 My mind cannot get his name right. I always read it as Ergodan. The ole brain wants to transpose that 'g' and 'd' no matter what.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (JoUsr)

130 Make Constantinople Christian again!


Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (gmo/4)



AMEN and AMEN!

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (lwiT4)

131
This just in, President Erdogan is still dead....

RBG just climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro for the third time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (ptqGC)

132 My brain says just recently. sheesh. I ought to be sold off for parts.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:28


My brain always goes to "5 years ago" as default standard.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (wsBus)

133 I am your 'Allah' now, Recep.

Posted by: Iblis at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (ykYG2)

134 Greetings:

Wait, what ??? He had a heart ???

Posted by: 11B40 at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (evgyj)

135 The Blob starting on TCM

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (BbGew)

136 Posted by: nurse ratched at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (d7Ww2)
*******
Twice as Far, With a Chocolate Bar

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (BqBId)

137 Looking for associations with Chelsea; binging "Ghislaine Maxwell" I get bra adverts for women with large breasts.

Alphabet won't open any of the images.

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 06:33 PM (Dk29P)

138 What the hell is mockaroni? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (ptqGC)

--------

Mashed particle board and wallpaper paste formed into curly "shell like" substance covered with cheezwiz

Posted by: The Mossad at July 22, 2019 06:33 PM (flINI)

139 Come towards the light, RBG! Come towards the light!

They have cookies.

Posted by: zombie erdogan at July 22, 2019 06:33 PM (Dh1wo)

140 What the hell is mockaroni?
********
HEY !!! HEY!!! MACARENA

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 06:34 PM (BqBId)

141
Make the Hagia Sophia a Church again!

Posted by: Surfperch


Not if those Orthodox schismatics get it. Bring back the Fourth Crusade!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:34 PM (Wx/+I)

142 In the 70's Turkey had the largest standing army in NATO. Of course half of it was aimed at Greece but we don't talk about that.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:34 PM (axyOa)

143 He should have gone to the Wizard to get a new heart

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:34 PM (BbGew)

144 Do we know whether or not China would call it's goon squads planted in Hong Kong "spying" or "espionage"?

Because I understand that the word that the officials use is all-important.

Hmmm... ICE doesn't call them "concentration camps"....

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 06:34 PM (DuZls)

145 You can buy macaroni made with chick peas.

I don't recommend it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:34 PM (ptqGC)

146 Obama will be giving the eulogy, I'm sure.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 06:34 PM (JgA4k)

147 119 If he really is dead, who's going to take over?

Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (tVQUs)


The person who killed him.

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 06:35 PM (Dk29P)

148 Turkey should have been kicked out in 2003 when they would let 3rd or 4th ID enter Iraq from north

Posted by: Yo! at July 22, 2019 06:35 PM (1XAal)

149 MAKE TURKEY KEMALIST AGAIN

Posted by: hogmartin at July 22, 2019 06:35 PM (t+qrx)

150 27 26 Erdogan's shelves have collapsed?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2019 06:13 PM (z83q6)

"The Downing of Shelving East Wall Top."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 06:14 PM (GZCaY)

Shaka, when the Shelves fell.
Posted by: John Luc Picard at July 22, 2019 06:16 PM (NgKpN)

------------------------------

Ace, his drill in reverse.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 06:35 PM (Zbbka)

151 I ought to be sold off for parts.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:28 PM (lwiT4)

Your a tad too old to fit in our "window of opportunity", but we'll be more than happy to make an exception.

Posted by: Your Local Planned Parenthood Chop Shop at July 22, 2019 06:35 PM (tVQUs)

152 Mockaroni? This is why things are terrible.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2019 06:36 PM (4e+hS)

153
BNO News @BNONews
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Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 06:36 PM (BqBId)

154 Obama will be giving the eulogy, I'm sure.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 06:34 PM (JgA4k)


I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if he spoke at the funeral. Remember, Erdogan was the first head of state Barack Hussein called after his first coronation. I was always disappointed he didn't follow Erdogan's lead and have Mooch dressed in full burka.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:36 PM (ptqGC)

155 Good riddance (one hopes). But, who follows him as Dear Leader after his autocratic take over of Turkey?

Posted by: RichardWindsor at July 22, 2019 06:37 PM (ixZXQ)

156 131
This just in, President Erdogan is still dead....

RBG just climbed Mt. Kilimanjaro for the third time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:32 PM (ptqGC)

-------------------------------

....today......

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 06:37 PM (Zbbka)

157 no word from Turkey yet?

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:37 PM (PbpT7)

158 MAKE TURKEY POT PIE AGAIN!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 22, 2019 06:37 PM (xPJvm)

159 Ewok !
The blogger, Ewok, in winter !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:37 PM (pbg54)

160 Nationwide power outage hits Venezuela

pikers

Posted by: The NORKS at July 22, 2019 06:37 PM (EgshT)

161 I was stationed in Turkey in the 80's. Had an awesome time. Good people and a great assignment. Turk Army was pretty good too.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:37 PM (axyOa)

162 Isn't Turkey still occupying Cypress? Against all international laws?

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2019 06:37 PM (dKiJG)

163 In other news a white Hispanic Person of Color yelled at a 12 or more month African American School Board employee in charge of the Fulton County Illiteracy program for not rewinding her DVDs before returning them to Redbox at the Peach Tree Blvd Walgreens.

Posted by: This is CNN at July 22, 2019 06:38 PM (NsWlX)

164 To get my heart-rate up, I stalk, catch, and fuck a wild boar every morning.

Posted by: RBG at July 22, 2019 06:38 PM (PbpT7)

165
Bork
Bork
Bork

Posted by: Yo! at July 22, 2019 06:38 PM (1XAal)

166 The 3rd or 4th should have done a little qt work then continue from the north.

BUT THAT WOULD HAVE REQUIRED bush TO THINK LIKE A MAN.

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 06:38 PM (Dk29P)

167 Bob Hope, circa 1969 Christmas show. "Incirlik in Turkish means don't laugh, it beats 'Nam."

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 22, 2019 06:38 PM (C1Lsn)

168 Remember, Erdogan was the first head of state Barack Hussein called after his first coronation.



I did not know that. What a loser.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:38 PM (lwiT4)

169 Your wife's so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house!

Posted by: mockaroni at July 22, 2019 06:38 PM (Dh1wo)

170 Obama will be giving the eulogy, I'm sure.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 06:34 PM (JgA4k)


I'm just looking forward to the traditional muzzie funeral procession where his body is upended and wrestled to the ground by masses of crazed mourners and his carcass is ass-raped by thousands of heartbroken acolytes who beat themselves in the head after the raping so that they bleed like fountains.

No one does funeral processions like muzzies.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:38 PM (6fsOH)

171 The Blob starting on TCM

I didn't even know there was a biopic about Nadler.

Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2019 06:38 PM (drZdT)

172 If he really is dead, who's going to take over?

Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 06:30 PM (tVQUs)

--------------

Ok, I'll do it, but I'll need a few things first. One billion USD annually and those Swedish chicks Quadaffi had as body guards. And this paddle ball game. And this ashtray.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 22, 2019 06:39 PM (gC2IV)

173 You guys are quite literally killing me. Could you be a little less funny? This place is exhausting.

Posted by: Max Power at July 22, 2019 06:39 PM (QCc6B)

174 Why does RBG come to mind?

Jus' sayin'!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:39 PM (BiNEL)

175 Does this mean the Young Turks will be taking over? It's a good thing Kasparian got that nose job in time for this.

Posted by: An Observation at July 22, 2019 06:39 PM (gdTDb)

176 Rumor has it that before he died he went two falls outta three in Greco-style wrestling with RGB. RGB won in two.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:39 PM (axyOa)

177 I'm not dead yet! I'm feeling better. Think I'll go for a walk

Posted by: G marks the spot at July 22, 2019 06:39 PM (TB+At)

178 "For decades, Turkey was the most reliable member of NATO."

Then Erdogan's party started campaigning on anti-corruption and returning to Islam (never mind the contradiction) and started winning. They've made one Hagia Sophia (not thr Constantinople one) back into a mosque, and make noised aboit turning the Big One back intona mosque...

But without Erdogan there's going to be a succession fight, and some of the contenders will let out the "coup plotters" framed by Erdogan, and maybe, MAYBE Turkey will head back towards civilization.

I'd like to see Pontus some day. And Troy.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (LFpoO)

179 59 I hope Russia kept the receipts on those S-400s.

Trump will offer to take them off their hands for 10.cents on the dollar.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (myYZn)

180
So Erdogan is doing his General Francisco Franco schtick?



Good.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (sy5kK)

181 The Duck isn't saying crap about Erdogan. I already said my piece on how Trump should have called the tyrant out so I am done with it. Death is no answer, well maybe it is. But it would have been better to send the guy packing. He was a tyrant that turned on his state's founder. The Turks and many others would have been been better off without this guy.

There was a time when any NATO ally would have loved to be backed up by the Turks. I hope we get back to that place.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (n13/j)

182 >>> It's a good thing Kasparian got that nose job in time for this.

isn't this cultural appropriation?

It is, seriously.

No, I'm not going to explain. Do your research yourselves, bigots.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (PbpT7)

183 If he really is dead, who's going to take over?

Posted by: Surfperch


The person who killed him.
Posted by: Billy Cole


Winner winner chicken dinner!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (MOpDc)

184 Will there be a worldwide ottoman shortage?

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (v0R5T)

185 Remember, Erdogan was the first head of state Barack Hussein called after his first coronation.

The first interview Barky gave was with AL Arabiya or one of the arab channels.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (6fsOH)

186 Arthel Neville's father, Art, of the Neville Brothers has died.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (ptqGC)

187 well, room temperature is a stable state.

Posted by: IC at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (a0IVu)

188 "I'm just looking forward to the traditional muzzie funeral procession where his body is upended and wrestled to the ground by masses of crazed mourners and his carcass is ass-raped by thousands of heartbroken acolytes who beat themselves in the head after the raping so that they bleed like fountains."

You forgot the ritual tree branch up the anus.

The Muslims won't.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (LFpoO)

189 Is this anybody's business but the Turks?

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (tH5fk)

190 Anxiety surely got the better of Erdogan when he learned that Anthony Weiner was shacking up with Huma once again.

Posted by: Fritz at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (kLDv+)

191
Remember, Erdogan was the first head of state Barack Hussein called after his first coronation.



The first interview Barky gave was with AL Arabiya or one of the arab channels.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (6fsOH)


But don't you dare assume he's Muslim!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (ptqGC)

192 Went all around the news channels, no one is on the story now.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (BbGew)

193 >>>186 Arthel Neville's father, Art, of the Neville Brothers has died.


is any of that true?

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (PbpT7)

194 He looks dead to me.

Posted by: Chiounard at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (ua1m6)

195 Need some quick horde medical advice:

Beer is a hydrating fluid suitable for treating heat stroke symptoms, right?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (BiNEL)

196 Turk Army was pretty good too.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:37 PM (axyOa)


Turks are pretty good at killin'.

Uncle told a story about Korea where the Turks, at night, would go out far in front of the line and set up a little camp, proceed to get drunk, sing, and have a good time.

They were fooling.

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (Dk29P)

197 >>>192 Went all around the news channels, no one is on the story now.

well you need to verify stories that aren't negative claims about Trump or Republicans.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (PbpT7)

198 Ya know, just the other day, Erdogan was making noise about invading Cyprus again...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (LFpoO)

199

Weiner Bounces Back Into Huma's Life

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (aKsyK)

200
>>>186 Arthel Neville's father, Art, of the Neville Brothers has died.





is any of that true?

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (PbpT7)


Yes. Bret Baier just announced it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (ptqGC)

201 104 What the hell is mockaroni?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:29 PM (ptqGC)

Mockaroni.

This is the fake macaroni, made out of melamine, coming out of China!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. Cooks stuff. at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (Vy7tf)

202 Need some quick horde medical advice:

Beer is a hydrating fluid suitable for treating heat stroke symptoms, right?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


Depends on the beer. Coors Light? Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (MOpDc)

203 "195 Need some quick horde medical advice:

Beer is a hydrating fluid suitable for treating heat stroke symptoms, right?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (BiNEL) "


Totally.
Yes !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (pbg54)

204 BREAKING: Nationwide power outage hits Venezuela, internet connectivity drops 94% - NetBlocks
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 06:36 PM (BqBId)

This is all the result of AmeriKKKa's racist, imperialist sanctions!

Posted by: Socialist Losers Everywhere at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (tVQUs)

205 Is that fusilli in your pants or are you just glad to see me?!

Posted by: mockaroni at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (Dh1wo)

206 ME? I hope he's dead. Terrible thing to say, but watching him undo all that Ataturk had done was difficult for me. I was there in the U.S.military and had a great relationship with the Turkish military.

Posted by: rld77, wit coffee from WAY down south at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (aCxOt)

207 184 Will there be a worldwide ottoman shortage?

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (v0R5T)

Stock up on Turkish Delight.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (j3npP)

208 I didn't know she was related to the Neville brothers.

TBH I don't really even know who they are, but I have heard of them.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (PbpT7)

209 Art Neville did die at 81 today.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (pUDQf)

210 The 7 Churches of the Book of Revelation were (are) in Turkey. Just for informational purposes.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (lwiT4)

211 ITS A FAKE.

Turks=Romulans

Posted by: in the pale moonlight at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (K3B2k)

212 Dang. A lot of friggin dying going on today. Should RBG be worried?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (axyOa)

213 I wonder how hard doctors tried to save him.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (h1jJh)

214 26 Erdogan's shelves have collapsed?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2019 06:13 PM (z83q6)


Fjord status: pined for?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (JaCRW)

215 Beer is a hydrating fluid suitable for treating heat stroke symptoms, right?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:42


Depends. If it's one of those 50 calories types, I think it is.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (wsBus)

216 Is this anybody's business but the Turks?
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (tH5fk)

------------------------------------

Will the funeral be in Istanbul or Constantinople?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (Zbbka)

217 Coors Lite is like sex in a boat.

It's fucking near water.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (MOpDc)

218 153
BNO News @BNONews
13m
BREAKING: Nationwide power outage hits Venezuela, internet connectivity drops 94% - NetBlocks
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 06:36 PM (BqBId)



Guessing that for most Venezuelans, finding a piece of bread without mold in the dumpster is a lot more important than their internet connection.

But that's only a guess.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (sy5kK)

219 213 I wonder how hard doctors tried to save him.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (h1jJh)


Probably as hard as they tried to save Stalin.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (JaCRW)

220 Is this anybody's business but the Turks?

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (tH5fk)


What does that even mean?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (6fsOH)

221
Weiner Bounces Back Into Huma's Life
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

======

Don't tease me. This could actually be true.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (13CQC)

222
This is all the result of AmeriKKKa's racist, imperialist sanctions!

Posted by: Socialist Losers Everywhere


Laugh if you will, but that's exactly what progs and Eurotrash are saying.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (Wx/+I)

223 News about Art Neville's death:

https://tinyurl.com/yxkpca8e

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (ptqGC)

224 Sad about the Neville Bros. dad. Only 81? Then how old is Aaron?

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (lwiT4)

225 23 >>> Legendary NASA flight director Chris Kraft, who guided Apollo 11 mission that just celebrated its 50 anniversary, has died at 95:

What an awesome responsibility that was for an awesome engineer. The Kraft has finally landed, RIP.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (myYZn)

226 Don't know if it was discussed here; I have been scarce. Turkey booted out of F35 program over its S400 interest.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (t6MX/)

227 Turkey is a beautiful country filled with beautiful people. Erdogan... not so much

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (flINI)

228 I hate these foods that steal the names and shapes of better, tastier foods. do your own legwork, soy.

Posted by: x at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (nFwvY)

229 Need some quick horde medical advice:

Beer is a hydrating fluid suitable for treating heat stroke symptoms, right?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (BiNEL) "


Totally.
Yes !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:43 PM (pbg54)

****

I am alive today because of the rapid and excellent medical advice from the Horde!
No shit!
For realsies!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (axyOa)

230 Will the funeral be in Istanbul or Constantinople?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (Zbbka)

Yes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (pUDQf)

231 That picture of erdogan is...?.well it's something. Many yrs ago, Gene Simmons was in a movie called Wanted: Dead or Alive with Rutger Hauer. Simmons played a terrorist named Malak al Rahim. He somehow managed to use that same evil, dead eyes stare that erdogan has in the pic.. It's a bit alarming.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (myjNJ)

232 is any of that true?

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM (PbpT7)

Yes, Art Neville also died today.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (rnXGe)

233 Will the funeral be in Istanbul or Constantinople?
Posted by: No One of Consequence


You are of consequence to me.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (tH5fk)

234
Guessing that for most Venezuelans, finding a piece of bread without mold in the dumpster is a lot more important than their internet connection.

But that's only a guess.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

======

The only ones who aren't starving right now are those who can conduct business with foreigners online.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (13CQC)

235 202 203

I knew the horde would come through, I have to think about Coors Light though!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (BiNEL)

236 @153: "BREAKING: Nationwide power outage hits Venezuela"

If only they had paid their electrical workers $20 per hour rather than $15.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (YcLo4)

237 217 Coors Lite is like sex in a boat.

It's fucking near water.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (MOpDc)


So, Mondays are open mike night at Ace's Comedy Store?


Can we sneak in our own liquor?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (sy5kK)

238 The 7 Churches of the Book of Revelation were (are) in Turkey. Just for informational purposes.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (lwiT4)

What about the Church in Philadelphia?

/s

Posted by: Surfperch at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (tVQUs)

239
Time for CBD to post the naked guy on the Ottoman.

Artist's conception of Erdogan's relationship in hell with Ted Kennedy.


Posted by: naturalfake at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (5ANJM)

240 230 Will the funeral be in Istanbul or Constantinople?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (Zbbka)

Yes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (pUDQf)

------------------------------------

If you've a funeral in Constantinople,
You'll be buried in Istanbul!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (Zbbka)

241 Gosh - is everybody in the world dying today??

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (lwiT4)

242 This is all the result of AmeriKKKa's racist, imperialist sanctions!
Posted by: Socialist Losers Everywhere

Laugh if you will, but that's exactly what progs and Eurotrash are saying.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (Wx/+I)


*ponders*

I think I will laugh.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (t+qrx)

243 >>>Will the funeral be in Istanbul or Constantinople?<<<

Byzantium if those fucking Greeks have anything to say about it.

Posted by: Fritz at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (kLDv+)

244 Remember, Erdogan was the first head of state Barack Hussein called after his first coronation.

He called to find out if they were casting any more Turkish prison movies.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (JaCRW)

245 Aaron is 78

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (pUDQf)

246 What does that even mean?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (6fsOH)

Istanbul was Constantinople.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (t6MX/)

247 >>>It's fucking near water.


I think I first heard that joke from Eric Idle, playing one of the Bruces/Australian Philosophers, at the Hollywood Bowl.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (PbpT7)

248
>>>184 Will there be a worldwide ottoman shortage?

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 06:40 PM (v0R5T)



oooooooh

Posted by: Don't Rock the Boat Baby at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (Dk29P)

249

I am alive today because of the rapid and excellent medical advice from the Horde!
No shit!
For realsies!!!

Posted by: Diogenes


You're welcome. Here's your bill for $387,219.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (Wx/+I)

250
Yes, Art Neville also died today.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (rnXGe)


That is sad. A treasure.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (sy5kK)

251 "220 Is this anybody's business but the Turks?

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 06:41 PM (tH5fk)

What does that even mean?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (6fsOH) "



They Might Be Giants reference.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (pbg54)

252 Beer is a hydrating fluid suitable for treating heat stroke symptoms, right?

-

I'm not a big beer drinker, but I love one of those summertime beers that I can't remember the name of (hefelweizen or something) after cutting the yard.

Or during. Tomatoe tomahtoe.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (RMwSd)

253 Will the funeral be in Istanbul or Constantinople?
Posted by: No One of Consequence



In Istanbul.

Not Constantinople.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (5ANJM)

254 > The 7 Churches of the Book of Revelation were (are) in Turkey. Just for informational purposes.

Well, the geographic region that is now called Turkey, anyway.
The Turks didn't invade the region until close to a thousand years afterward.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (GDooN)

255 Depends. If it's one of those 50 calories types, I think it is.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 22, 2019 06:44 PM (wsBus)


Hmm, don't think the Guinness fits that model!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (BiNEL)

256 Art who?

Posted by: Zombie Neville Chamberlain at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (EgshT)

257 Legendary NASA flight director Chris Kraft, who guided Apollo 11 mission that just celebrated its 50 anniversary, has died at 95:

What an awesome responsibility that was for an awesome engineer. The Kraft has finally landed, RIP.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 22, 2019 06:45 PM (myYZn)

I just spent most of the weekend watching that awesome NASA real-time timeline of Apollo 11. What an amazing accomplishment that was, and the most amazing part is they did it six more times (counting 13).

RIP, Mr. Kraft.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (xPJvm)

258 >>>241 Gosh - is everybody in the world dying today??

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (lwiT4)


We're not till the last traitor is hanged.

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (Dk29P)

259 34 This may be the Archduke moment of WWIII.
Posted by: PaulaJ89 at July 22, 2019 06:18 PM (PsdJu)


No it's not.

Posted by: Mr. Donald J TwoScoops at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (sy5kK)

260 He's dead, Jim.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (/O9R9)

261 Hash check

Posted by: freaked at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (Tnijr)

262 Still no proof of life?

Geeze, I expected them to react quickly once the story reached Ace of Spades HQ, the only trusted news source in the world.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)

263 Coors Lite is like sex in a boat.

It's fucking near water.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019

****

I had to read that twice.
Excellent.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (axyOa)

264
Weiner Bounces Back Into Huma's Life
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

======

You made me look. No one's sure whether was moving his things either out or in.

One of those days. Erdogan is either dead or alive.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (13CQC)

265 They Might Be Giants reference.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (pbg54)

Ah, come on man! We might have kept this going a few more verses.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (t6MX/)

266 Aaron is 78

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (pUDQf)



Sometimes I watch the YouTube video of him and Linda Ronstadt doing their duet of "All I Need to Know." When I need a little somethin somethin.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (lwiT4)

267 "Can we sneak in our own liquor?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (sy5kK)"



Would it be any fun otherwise ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (pbg54)

268 Summer beers are a good excuse for all those fancy local microbreweries to dial back their hops level from insane to merely annoying.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (YcLo4)

269 @RealSaavedra

Far-Left Rep. Rashida Tlaib calls for a $20 minimum wage

https://tinyurl.com/y3js8roc


Hell, why not $100...or $1000. Go big or go home Rashida.

Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (cF8AT)

270 That is sad. A treasure.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (sy5kK)


I don't see it as sad. 81 is up there and what a life. We should all be so lucky.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (rnXGe)

271 According to the obit, Arthel is his daughter.

Posted by: JAS at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (I5SAg)

272 Gosh - is everybody in the world dying today??

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:47 PM (lwiT4)

--------

Many are. It's science

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (flINI)

273 261 >>"Will the funeral be in Istanbul or Constantinople?

And will they be playing this song?:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcze7EGorOk

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (B3Pol)

274 omg.. you guys are killing me here. I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (dUJdY)

275 I used to love visiting Istanbul when stationed in Europe. That was a long time ago.

Posted by: Cheri at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (11Uo5)

276 >>Will there be a worldwide ottoman shortage?


Standing room, only.

Posted by: Fat White Guy at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (/O9R9)

277 Well looks like a Sequel to Death of Stalin Turkish edition is a go.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (dKiJG)

278
If he's alive, we're all gonna get arrested.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (Wx/+I)

279 Even old New York, was once New Amsterdam...

Posted by: klaftern at July 22, 2019 06:51 PM (RuIsu)

280 I think I first heard that joke from Eric Idle, playing one of the Bruces/Australian Philosophers, at the Hollywood Bowl.
Posted by: ace


I first heard it here around 2009 or 10.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 06:51 PM (MOpDc)

281 Schrodinger's Erdogan?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:51 PM (BiNEL)

282 I'm pining. Pining for the fjords.

Posted by: Recep Turdogan at July 22, 2019 06:51 PM (hjaPQ)

283 You're welcome. Here's your bill for $387,219.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (Wx/+I)

****

No problem.
Click on the link and be sure to provide your bank account number and password.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:51 PM (axyOa)

284 Erdogone.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 06:51 PM (UU59y)

285 The Doobie Brothers are Dead?

Posted by: Rog at July 22, 2019 06:51 PM (/O9R9)

286 RIP, Mr. Kraft.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (xPJvm)

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 06:52 PM (Dk29P)

287 "262 Still no proof of life?

Geeze, I expected them to react quickly once the story reached Ace of Spades HQ, the only trusted news source in the world.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7) "




Methinks you jest, but for my nickel's worth it's true, at least at Chateau D'Eez.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:52 PM (pbg54)

288 Summer beers are a good excuse for all those fancy
local microbreweries to dial back their hops level from insane to merely
annoying.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (YcLo4)

So over it. I had tacos today with Tecate and liked it. Not a hop in sight.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 06:52 PM (n13/j)

289 "It's like the macerena but with more sarcasm."

LOL

Posted by: G marks the spot at July 22, 2019 06:52 PM (TB+At)

290 Someone should setup a live webcam view both inside and outside of Twitter's Turkey office.

Just, in case, y'know, things happen.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 06:52 PM (YcLo4)

291
Far-Left Rep. Rashida Tlaib calls for a $20 minimum wage

https://tinyurl.com/y3js8roc


A dollar a day is the white man's pay.

*sticks fat cigar in mouth*
*leans back in chair*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:52 PM (Wx/+I)

292 Art Garfunkel is dead?....

Like a bridge, over troubled water.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (Z+IKu)

293 Ace! Here's the perfect gift for the bois at The Bulwark:

https://tinyurl.com/y4tgxabj

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (ptqGC)

294
He's dead for now until he gets better.

Posted by: YIKES! at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (t6XCL)

295 Hey everybody, again.

Sorry to threadjack but with regard to all the talk here about the big MSM and online companies needing to be broken up, it's really come home to roost here at my own house.

Seems Frontier's service for us (landline phone, cable, internet) went completely kaput last week. I called and begged for their first available tech to come out. The last time, they could send someone out the next day. THIS time, they demanded we wait 5 days and refused to budge.

I and my sister found my mom can save $100/month switching to Spectrum for all three services, so we went ahead and ordered that. My sister decided she would let Frontier know we don't need service and don't want their service anymore, once the Spectrum service was installed.

My sister is now on the phone with a Frontier rep in tears, because although they'll cancel our service and the trouble ticket, they absolutely refuse to pro-rate the service this month. They demand they get their full bill paid next month, no matter what. They're obviously pissed that we went to another service provider.

IMHO this is outrageous. These companies can't get broken up fast enough.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (L2ZTs)

296 I am alive today because of the rapid and excellent medical advice from the Horde!
No shit!
For realsies!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (axyOa)

Something tells me that getting medical advice from the Horde wouldn't have helped me, to say the least.

Posted by: Erdogan's Ghost, getting Dragged down to the Depths at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (tVQUs)

297 But if not......
















Let me see those titties bounce.
That booty shake.
Those titties bounce.
That boooty.
Those titties....
( . )( . )

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (ym5eo)

298 "Erdogan was the first head of state Barack Hussein called after his first coronation."


maybe they really had the fundamental transformation thing coordinated ... MuzObama would surrender US, Erdogan would go muzzie gangster in Turkey ... Morsi had Egypt going muzzie killingo coptic Christians ... bada bing bada boom ...


but Benghazi went bust, Brennan couldn't hold US together ... Repubs were winning elections ... ummm ... somewhere Humpty fell off the wall ...

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (Cus5s)

299 Coors lite is great for cutting really heavy ales - like barleywine beers. I love love october dry hopped beers but they're way too alcoholic @ 6.5%.

Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (K3B2k)

300 You're welcome. Here's your bill for $387,219.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:48 PM (Wx/+I)

I saw an ad on tv for a Chrone's disease medication. A 30 day prescription for this drug cost $3,243.42. It was at the very end of the ad and it's the first one I've seen since PDT tried to put that regulation in place. OF Course, some hack in black said he couldn't do that. They must have made the ad before the ruling, or maybe they thought it was not a bad idea. But Holy Cow! Three grand for a thirty day prescription?

Posted by: Old Blue at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (VNmG1)

301 Never had a desire to go to Turkey

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (BbGew)

302 278
If he's alive, we're all gonna get arrested.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (Wx/+I)


282 I'm pining. Pining for the fjords.

Posted by: Recep Turdogan at July 22, 2019 06:51 PM (hjaPQ)


Long live Receipt Turduckhen.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (t6MX/)

303 Hell, why not $100...or $1000. Go big or go home Rashida.

Posted by: Tami at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (cF8AT)


All these vote pandering pikers are missing a bet, the first candidate to propose a guaranteed $100,000 minimum income that instantly makes everyone middle class is going to be a sure winner!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (BiNEL)

304 Sometimes I watch the YouTube video of him and Linda Ronstadt doing their duet of "All I Need to Know." When I need a little somethin somethin.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:50 PM (lwiT4)


God - Aaron, good and bad news.

Good news is I'm giving you the voice of an angel.

Aaron - What's the bad news?

God - Holy Moly. Glad you asked.

Posted by: God at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (pUDQf)

305 Far-Left Rep. Rashida Tlaib calls for a $20 minimum wage



https://tinyurl.com/y3js8roc


It'll be fun to find out what her campaign staff is making.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (rnXGe)

306 Art should have done some planks.

Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (EgshT)

307 I like watching Arthel on the Fox weekend show. Cute.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (v0R5T)

308 Is it pronounces Shra (long a) dinger or Shro (long o) dinger?

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (Dk29P)

309 I was always disappointed he didn't follow Erdogan's lead and have Mooch dressed in full burka.

I can imagine how that conversation would have gone.

Barry: "Is that dog ready to eat yet?"


Michael:"What do you mean I have to wear a burka."


Barry: "That's a dog whistle, Mike".


Michael: "There's only one man in this family, and it sure ain't you."


Barry: "I'll dunk on you, Biatch."


Michael: "You couldn't dunk a donut without pulling something."


Barry: "Seriously is that Dog cooked yet."

Posted by: An Observation at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (gdTDb)

310 Will the funeral be in Istanbul or Constantinople?
--------
puttin' on riiitz

Posted by: the monster at July 22, 2019 06:55 PM (Dh1wo)

311 I wonder if they'll do a Turkish version of Death of Stalin.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 06:55 PM (bczF/)

312 233 Will the funeral be in Istanbul or Constantinople?
Posted by: No One of Consequence

You are of consequence to me.
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (tH5fk)

-----------------------

For recognizing a They Might Be Giants reference?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2019 06:55 PM (Zbbka)

313 Buddy of mine had a marine toilet with a macerena.

just sayin ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:55 PM (pbg54)

314 Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (L2ZTs)



My condolences on your move to Charter Spectrum. You think Frontier customer service is bad - you ain't seen nuthin yet. Good luck. I hope you get your bill resolved.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:55 PM (lwiT4)

315
Far-Left Rep. Rashida Tlaib calls for a $20 minimum wage



https://tinyurl.com/y3js8roc


It'll be fun to find out what her campaign staff is making.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans

=====

They're bidding against themselves now.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 06:56 PM (13CQC)

316 Her congressional staff all make over $20 / hr. And the are all family.

Posted by: JAS at July 22, 2019 06:56 PM (I5SAg)

317 284
Erdogone.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 06:51 PM (UU59y)

Nice.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 22, 2019 06:56 PM (t6MX/)

318 In a Rasmussen Report 32% of Democrats think it's RACISM any time a white politician criticizes a politician of color.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2019 06:56 PM (RBOtF)

319 >>>A 30 day prescription for this drug cost $3,243.42.<<<


Some medicine is high, some medicine is expensive, some medicine is outrageous.

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 06:57 PM (Dk29P)

320 >>Buddy of mine had a marine toilet with a macerena.


He got it from the Toilet Seat?

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 06:57 PM (/O9R9)

321 God - Aaron, good and bad news.



Good news is I'm giving you the voice of an angel.



Aaron - What's the bad news?



God - Holy Moly. Glad you asked.

Posted by: God at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (pUDQf)




LOL so true!

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:57 PM (lwiT4)

322 Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (L2ZTs)
-----
Huh. Stilton over at Stilton's Place is also having similar problems with Frontier.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 06:57 PM (iB1oa)

323 The longer we go without proof of life -- with him referring to the day's news or holding a newspaper, etc. -- the more solid this rumor looks.
=====

Couldn't agree more.

Posted by: RBG at July 22, 2019 06:57 PM (JcXHH)

324 Coors lite is great for cutting really heavy ales -
like barleywine beers. I love love october dry hopped beers but they're
way too alcoholic @ 6.5%.





Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (K3B2k)

i really dislike the overproofed stuff. The Scotch Ales are my least favorite.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 06:57 PM (n13/j)

325 Anything with Hopps in it can go get fucked.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (/O9R9)

326 Looking forward to Nadler's vajayjay piss pic of the Turkish whore who tipped off Papadopoulos

Posted by: ajlfour at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (dl8Eg)

327 Geeze, I expected them to react quickly once the story reached Ace of Spades HQ, the only trusted news source in the world.
Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)

Erdogan stopped reading here after losing most of his investment portfolio. He was led astray by posts that convinced him that the cuckshed industry was booming.

Posted by: Sjg at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (gDSJf)

328 Now Tlaib is calling for $20/hr min wage.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (JcXHH)

329 Summer beer makes me feel fine
Going through the valleys of my mind.

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (Dk29P)

330 They're bidding against themselves now.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 06:56 PM (13CQC)


By Labor Day they'll be calling for repeal of the Star Spangled Banner because Fort McHenry was built by slaves* and The Internationale as the new anthem.

*No, I have no idea if it was.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (GZCaY)

331 Lockheed had him whacked with the Skunkworks new heart attack beam. Suddenly, the F-35 deal is back on.

Posted by: Cmdr Heatherly at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (1njff)

332 So who's your guess which Leftist will out Left Tliab and go to $25

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (BbGew)

333 Porters are very good in the summertime

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (tGb2L)

334 Let us all sing a hymn.....
HymnnnnnnnnnnnnHymnnnnnnnnnnnnFu-u-uck him.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (HOXd0)

335 325 Anything with Hopps in it can go get fucked.
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (/O9R9)

Dat estrogen doe!

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (ym5eo)

336 @305: "It'll be fun to find out what her campaign staff is making."

I'm guessing Tlaib's staff isn't as uniformly white and male as Bernie's, and they're much less likely to unionize, or go crying to the Daily Beast, BuzzFeed, etc.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (YcLo4)

337 Assackley, garrett.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (pbg54)

338 The Turkish generals are hardly Erdogan fans. Probably would like to go best 2 out of 3, if they think they could win this time.

Posted by: mnw at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (Cssks)

339 Now Tlaib is calling for $20/hr min wage.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (JcXHH)



I won't work for anything under $75/hr. Sit on it, Tlaib.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (lwiT4)

340 Never had a desire to go to Turkey

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (BbGew)
........

Come for the living room furniture, stay for the Mosques.

Posted by: Turkey Tourism Dept. at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (v0R5T)

341 328 Now Tlaib is calling for $20/hr min wage.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (JcXHH)


She's got big tits.
Watch that vid of them throwing her out
of 2016 Trump rally.

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (Dk29P)

342 The army will know not to pronounce him dead of a heart attack until the catch him this time.

Posted by: Carl Snook at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (vAsC9)

343 276 >>Will there be a worldwide ottoman shortage?


OttoPERSON, you ignorant hick!

Posted by: SJW at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (Vy7tf)

344 Remember that failed coup? Good times and many laughs.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (ym5eo)

345 grammie, daughter has spectrum. they suck satans' taint. the worst.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (KP5rU)

346 I'm pissed I missed the *shocking revelation* that National Review lent its august name to the rehab effort for Jeffrey Epstein.

We should do a pedo pool in terms of which staff swing that way. I saw someone push a bunch a chips on Kevin Williamson, but I'm tempted to go all in on David French. A guy that self-righteous who can't stop talking about his African daughter ain't all he seems to be. He's got some demons he's trying to cover up.

I think Goldberg's actually a run of the mill incel who happens to be married.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (bczF/)

347 325 Anything with Hopps in it can go get fucked.
---
No relation.

Posted by: Hoppe's at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (hjaPQ)

348 >>Never had a desire to go to Turkey


That one Hardees commercial.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (/O9R9)

349 okay well I really thought I'd be able to put up a conclusion to this hanging question within an hour but I guess not. I'll put up another post.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (PbpT7)

350

Who can do photoshops?

Comey as Alfred E Newman with the caption:

"What, Me Lie?"

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (Jy6ww)

351 grammie, daughter has spectrum. they suck satans' taint. the worst.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (KP5rU)



They are horrible.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 22, 2019 07:01 PM (lwiT4)

352 https://fxn.ws/2Gp58tt
********
Justice Department tells Mueller his House testimony 'must remain within the boundaries' of public report | Fox News

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 07:01 PM (BqBId)

353 This one :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHW6QbKzJtw

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 07:01 PM (/O9R9)

354 338
The Turkish generals are hardly Erdogan fans. Probably would like to go
best 2 out of 3, if they think they could win this time.

Posted by: mnw at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (Cssks)
---
The ones with backbone were purged long ago. The exiles, on the other hand...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2019 07:01 PM (bczF/)

355 She's got big tits and she just can't lie
Them other brothers can't deny
When a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist
And those fun bags in your face
You get sprung.....

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 07:02 PM (ym5eo)

356 338 The Turkish generals are hardly Erdogan fans. Probably would like to go best 2 out of 3, if they think they could win this time.
---
Maybe the military will take over and purge the muzzies. Wouldn't that be cool.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 22, 2019 07:02 PM (hjaPQ)

357 Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut
1m
I wonder if Hillary will get joint custody of Huma.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (BqBId)

358 Hi horde. This comment has nothing to do with either people dying or with Coors beer.

My sister had a chunk of her lung taken out last week. It turned out to be a stage I carcinoma and it was right in the same spot where my mother's lung cancer started. My mom died in '85 at the age of 62, before they could do lung scans. My sister is more fortunate.

She had a rough few days and is still sore, but I guess she's feeling better. She's having a beer (Heineken light) in the backyard right now with two of her friends.

I asked the horde for prayers and they came though.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (d6Ksn)

359 Oh, and she is now cancer free.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (d6Ksn)

360
I am alive today because of the rapid and excellent medical advice from the Horde!
No shit!
For realsies!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2019 06:46 PM (axyOa)


You are being kept alive until at least you pay off your Apple Cup bet from last year.

nurse's orders.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (sy5kK)

361 341
328 Now Tlaib is calling for $20/hr min wage.



Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 22, 2019 06:58 PM (JcXHH)





She's got big tits.

Watch that vid of them throwing her out

of 2016 Trump rally.

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (Dk29P)

That's where she stores her hate.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (t6MX/)

362 I asked the horde for prayers and they came though.

Posted by: DonnaV. at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (d6Ksn)


That's great news! Continued prayers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (ptqGC)

363 Great news Donna.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (tH5fk)

364 Went around the news channels, nothing yet on Turkey

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (BbGew)

365 Justice Department tells Mueller his House testimony 'must remain within the boundaries' of public report | Fox News

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 07:01 PM (BqBId)


That was expected.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Clown Car Goat Rodeo Dumpster Fire Needs! at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (GZCaY)

366 IMHO this is outrageous. These companies can't get broken up fast enough.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM (L2ZTs)
I know how you feel, I had Frontier (previously Verizon until Frontier took over here) and had ZERO choice. They were insanely expensive, and you better not be late with your payment!

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (sLicW)

367 If you don't want to go to Turkey, there are quite a few more beautiful and fun countries nearby.

Posted by: Middle East Tourism Dept. at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (v0R5T)

368 >>I am alive today because of the rapid and excellent medical advice from the Horde!


St. Elsewhere can suck a bag of dicks. Say one thing for the morons - We know triage.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (/O9R9)

369 Manu Raju @mkraju
1m
DOJ warns Mueller that his testimony "must remain within the boundaries" of his public report and anything beyond that would be covered by executive privilege. It states view that DOJ believes Mueller's testimony is "unnecessary"

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (BqBId)

370 >359 Oh, and she is now cancer free.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (d6Ksn)



What fantastic news Donna!!!!! I'm very happy for you and your entire family.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (UU59y)

371 Yep. Sheryl Crow is a dude.

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (ym5eo)

372 "Is this anybody's business but the Turks?
"


no, the business of the heart attack gun is solely a CIA patented device. Any other use of the heart attack gun is expressly prohibited.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (Cus5s)

373 > Maybe the military will take over and purge the muzzies. Wouldn't that be cool.
That's actually happened before more than once.
Under the Kemal Ataturk model, Turkish government proceeded like this:

1) Democracy2) Islamists win, suspend democracy
3) Soldiers shoot Islamists, restore democracy

I'm not sure if there are still enough military officers loyal to the legacy of Ataturk to pull it off again, but it has definitely worked out that way before.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (GDooN)

374 ...triage AND late 80s Porn Starlets.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (/O9R9)

375
Never had a desire to go to Turkey



Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 06:54 PM (BbGew)

........



Come for the living room furniture, stay for the Mosques.

Posted by: Turkey Tourism Dept. at July 22, 2019 06:59 PM (v0R5T)

they have some nice beaches from what I hear. A lot of those guys worked non mil contract jobs during Iraqi Freedom. Turkey would not be my first choice because of the anti-Americanism but they do seem to have some nice places to visit if they ever get right.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (n13/j)

376 367 If you don't want to go to Turkey, there are quite a few more beautiful and fun countries nearby.
Posted by: Middle East Tourism Dept. at July 22, 2019 07:04 PM (v0R5T)

Like Israel for instance.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 22, 2019 07:06 PM (d6Ksn)

377 Oh, and she is now cancer free.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (d6Ksn)


Did not catch this previously, but belated prayers are up!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 07:06 PM (BiNEL)

378 Oh, and she is now cancer free.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (d6Ksn)

So happy to hear that.

Continued blessings.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at July 22, 2019 07:06 PM (xPJvm)

379 OttoPERSON, you ignorant hick!

Posted by: SJW at July 22, 2019 07:00 PM (Vy7tf)

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 07:06 PM (t6MX/)

380 Thanks everyone. I am so relieved and grateful.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 22, 2019 07:06 PM (d6Ksn)

381 It states view that DOJ believes Mueller's testimony is "unnecessary"
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 07:05 PM (BqBId)

Mueller is unnecessary.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (Z+IKu)

382 OttoPERSON


It always comes back to sexbots.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (tH5fk)

383 (landline phone, cable, internet) went completely kaput last week. I called and begged for their first available tech to come out. The last time, they could send someone out the next day. THIS time, they demanded we wait 5 days and refused to budge...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 06:53 PM


I got at&t landline and internet when that was only option for internet at lake house. Then they came out with internet only service, but I was told if I dropped landline repair calls would be 5 days instead of 1 if I kept landline. So, last time I called repair and automated voice said 3 days to send repairman.

Think I'll cancel all service and just use hotspot on cellphone and pay overages for times when we go to lake.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (wsBus)

384 Justice Department tells Mueller his House testimony 'must remain within the boundaries' of public report | Fox News
........

Oopty! ABORT ABORT ABORT

Posted by: Nadler's briefs at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (v0R5T)

385 Let me see those titties bounce.

That booty shake.

Those titties bounce.

That boooty.

Those titties....

( . )( . )
------------
https://twitter.com/RitaPanahi/status/
1152726699777220608

Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (Dh1wo)

386 Nood idiot person.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2019 07:07 PM (tH5fk)

387 i threw the spectrum salesperson off my porch. told him to never set foot on my property again. i loathe those fuckers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (KP5rU)

388 Glad to hear your sister came through the surgery well, DonnaV.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (GDooN)

389
By Labor Day they'll be calling for repeal of the Star Spangled Banner because Fort McHenry was built by slaves* and The Internationale as the new anthem.

*No, I have no idea if it was.
Posted by: Mikey NTH

=======

They'll be calling for Medicare for everyone in the entire world. Why privilege those who manage to crash our borders?

And the vote -- extend that to everyone in the world.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (13CQC)

390
Erdogan as Alfred E Newman

"What, Me Mort?"

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (Jy6ww)

391 Posted by: DonnaV. at July 22, 2019 07:03 PM (d6Ksn)

Awesome! God speed on the recovery.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (t6MX/)

392 380 Thanks everyone. I am so relieved and grateful.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 22, 2019 07:06 PM (d6Ksn)

yay!!! such good news.

Posted by: IC at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (a0IVu)

393
brb, rigor mortisin'

Posted by: Erdogan at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (Jy6ww)

394 Wonderful news Donna. I'm sure you and your family are relieved.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2019 07:09 PM (RBOtF)

395 ATT and CBS are feuding here so channel 2 is gone.

Posted by: DaveA at July 22, 2019 07:11 PM (FhXTo)

396 Three grand for a thirty day prescription?

Posted by: Old Blue at July 22, 2019 06:53

Well, on plus side you'll hit deductible quicker.Had that with pancreatic med for wife. Approx. $2k.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 22, 2019 07:11 PM (wsBus)

397 So take me back to Constantinople

No, you can't go back to Constantinople

Been a long time gone, Constantinople

Why did Constantinople get the works?

That's nobody's business but the Turks

The Four Lads, circa 1953

Posted by: Chad C. Mulligan at July 22, 2019 07:13 PM (DkXQB)

398 grammie, I know, I'm sure they're not any better. Let's just hope the service is more reliable.

clutch, exactly!

chavez, I can imagine.

olddog, hmmm

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 07:14 PM (L2ZTs)

399 Congrats, Donna! Great news.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2019 07:16 PM (PbpT7)

400 Beer is a hydrating fluid suitable for treating heat stroke symptoms, right?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2019 06:42 PM


When administered enematically in moderation, yes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2019 07:20 PM (k4ZAj)

401 375
Never had a desire to go to Turkey
******

Some parts, like Cappadocia, are very interesting. Istanbul is a great city, with urbane and friendly people.

Farther east, not so much.

Posted by: Noam Sayen at July 22, 2019 07:25 PM (+2bXy)

402 It's 0230 in Ankara now - unlikely we're going to get a confirmation one way or the other for another four hours or so.

Good time to start a rumor, though - middle of the night. As the saying goes about how far news can travel before truth manages to even get its pants on...!!

Posted by: SoCal Stoli at July 22, 2019 07:37 PM (VRdN0)

403 They'll be calling for Medicare for everyone in the entire world. Why privilege those who manage to crash our borders?

And the vote -- extend that to everyone in the world.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 07:08 PM (13CQC)

By giving medical care for free to people who do NOT show a passport to a CBP official at a port of entry, haven't they already de facto extended medical care to approximately 7 billion people?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2019 07:42 PM (rxWk4)

404 "I'm just looking forward to the traditional muzzie funeral procession where his body is upended and wrestled to the ground by masses of crazed mourners and his carcass is ass-raped by thousands of heartbroken acolytes who beat themselves in the head after the raping so that they bleed like fountains."

***********************
You've perfectly described the crazed and hysterical scene when the Ayatollah Khomeini died.

David Letterman spoofed it by whipping out one of those old-fashioned kids' toys shaped like a jar lid with clear plastic over it. Under the plastic was a disk perforated with several holes, and a small object sitting loosely on it.

The aim was to shake the toy around until the loose object nestled into one of the holes.

In Letterman's case, the holes in the disk were shaped like Kohmeini's open funeral bier, and the loose object was his wrapped-up corpse.

A close-up made sure you could see the "corpse" being shaken this way and that, never quite returning to its bier.

It was sacrilegious, of course, but in the spirit of the times, hilarious.

That was way back, when Letterman was still funny.

Posted by: Noam Sayen at July 22, 2019 07:44 PM (+2bXy)

405 Has anyone else noticed how all commercials seem to feature black people or black & white couples except for the fried chicken commercials which only feature white people. Also, the pharmaceutical commercials and insurance all seem to include at least one male couple in their flash frames.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at July 22, 2019 07:46 PM (Z0huu)

406 Throw them all out and give it back to the Byzantians.

Posted by: Anchovy at July 22, 2019 07:47 PM (srWwQ)

407 NOOD

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at July 22, 2019 07:48 PM (Vf4Y7)

408 I was enlisted Air Force stationed in Greece. The folks stationed in Turkey frequently described it as a wonderful place to visit, and a horrible place to live. The thing we had trouble with as American kids wasn't that Greece and Turkey were especially anti-American, it was the way that they were insanely pro their own country, and so filled with hate for the other one. If you traveled back and forth installing equipment or the like, it was pretty much a guaranteed jail sentence to say "Turkish coffee" in Greece or "Greek coffee" in Turkey. There were countless other little traps I don't remember (it was 1975).

Posted by: Riskin_the_Ban_Hammer at July 22, 2019 07:50 PM (sYV5O)

409 The currency futures on the Turkish Lira haven't made any drastic moves, so the money guys aren't putting any faith in this news. If there were any truth to it, we'd have seen a pretty drastic move in the USD/TKY exchange rate by now.

So, unfortunately, pronouncements of The Sultan's death do seem to be a bit premature.

Posted by: SoCal Stoli at July 22, 2019 07:52 PM (VRdN0)

410 Methinks he is about to announce his candidacy for the 2020 Dem nomination. He is pandering to the dead vote, which is very large in some key precincts.

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Paul Sperry at Real Clear Investigations: IG Horowitz is Set to Report That Comey Deliberately Lied to, Spied on President Trump, While Claiming In Congressional Testimony That There Was No Investigation Into Trump

Pine-Scented Druid Philosopher and Barkless Ent James Comey lied to the President and might well have lied to Congress, under oath.

Lying to your constitutional superior officer to undertake an illegal investigation into him is a fireable offense, of course, meaning Comey knew from the start that Trump was justified in firing him and his successful lobbying for a Special Prosecutor was unjustified and entirely self-serving.

But lying to Congress? That's criminal.

At least it's a criminal offense for those not members of the Inner Party.

Comey created a special non-fireable spy position to spy on Trump. And when that guy finally did get let go, he sent in another spy!

Two U.S. officials briefed on the inspector general's investigation of possible FBI misconduct said Comey was essentially "running a covert operation against" the president...


...


In his recently published memoir, "A Higher Loyalty," Comey denied having "a counterintelligence case file open on [Trump]," though he qualified the denial by adding this was true only in the "literal" sense. He also twice denied investigating Trump, under oath, in congressional testimony.


...

[Comey] also did some online sleuthing, personally searching Trump on Google and even looking through hours of YouTube videos of him.


...

At the same time Comey was personally scrutinizing the president during meetings in the White House and phone conversations from the FBI, he had an agent inside the White House working on the Russia investigation, where he reported back to FBI headquarters about Trump and his aides, according to officials familiar with the matter. The agent, Anthony Ferrante, who specialized in cyber crime, left the White House around the same time Comey was fired and soon joined a security consulting firm, where he contracted with BuzzFeed to lead the news site's efforts to verify the Steele dossier, in connection with a defamation lawsuit.

Knowledgeable sources inside the Trump White House say Comey carved out an extraordinary new position for Ferrante, which allowed him to remain on reserve status at the FBI while working in the White House as a cybersecurity adviser.

"In an unprecedented action, Comey created a new FBI reserve position for Ferrante, enabling him to have an ongoing relationship with the agency, retaining his clearances and enabling him to come back in [to bureau headquarters]," said a former National Security Council official who requested anonymity.

"Between the election and April 2017, when Ferrante finally left the White House, the Trump NSC division supervisor was not allowed to get rid of Ferrante," he added, "and Ferrante continued working -- in direct conflict with the no-contact policy between the White House and the Department of Justice."

Through a spokeswoman at FTI Consulting, which maintains the BuzzFeed contract, Ferrante declined to comment.

Another FBI official, Jordan Rae Kelly, who worked closely with Mueller when he headed the bureau, replaced Ferrante upon his White House exit (though she signed security logs for him to continue entering the White House as a visitor while he was working for BuzzFeed). Kelly left the White House last year and joined Ferrante at FTI Consulting.

Working with Comey liaison Ferrante at the NSC in early 2017 was another Obama holdover -- Tashina Gauhar, who remains a top national security adviser at the Justice Department.

Read the whole thing, obviously.

And why is this Gauhar monster still permitted to serve in Trump's administration?

I don't know this as a fact, but a well-informed friend who has broken a lot of stories on this matter either knows, or speculates, that people like Gauhar are being kept on the payroll because the IG can only demand interviews with current government employees.

Once they've been fired, then can tell the IG to f-off with his interview demands.

So some of these people are drawing a paycheck only so long as they are needed for the IG's investigation.

Is that what's happening with this... specimen? I don't know.

Hey, remember when the media and their NeverTrump sleeper agents all shrieked as one that there was no spying going on?

What do covert spies do, if not spy?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:00 PM




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1 Perp walk for Comey, plz, thx

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:01 PM (bcbK8)

2 Thought you were gonna nap a bit, Ace.

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 05:01 PM (UpS69)

3 Comey needs to be prosecuted. Period. Deep state bullshit has to stop.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2019 05:01 PM (jUVms)

4 Think you can lie to your employer and keep your job? Much less attempt to blackmail them and not be the bitch of D block inside a year?

Yeah, if Trump decides to say fuck the courts, this fool can live in Guantanamo until I leave the White House, I would not be bothered.

Posted by: trev006 at July 22, 2019 05:02 PM (o5jh5)

5 So some of these people are drawing a paycheck only so long as they are needed for the IG's investigation.

Change "paycheck" to "breath" and I'm just fine with it.

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 22, 2019 05:02 PM (vkS2Z)

6 Cruise to Cuba (Gitmo) tickets are going fast!

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 22, 2019 05:02 PM (FdNxH)

7 There had better be indictments and trials. If there are none, the promise of the Trump "drain the swamp" agenda will largely be vitiated.

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at July 22, 2019 05:03 PM (RmBQf)

8 St. Comey should be given the choice whether to be crucified right side up or upside down.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2019 05:03 PM (v4v6L)

9 This is where Horowitz earns his stripes or a hanging.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 22, 2019 05:03 PM (y7DUB)

10 Comey? Lie?!

Day ending in Y...

Posted by: Linn Ridge at July 22, 2019 05:03 PM (O1SUl)

11 But lying to Congress? That's criminal.

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But no one has jurisdiction, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 22, 2019 05:03 PM (Iq9NT)

12 This has been one helluva ride

It is only gonna get better.

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 22, 2019 05:04 PM (yuF4N)

13 There will be several harshly worded letters coming out of this, in approximately #TwoWeeks.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 22, 2019 05:04 PM (FiUMj)

14 Gauhar monster

Sounds like an art film in black and white with numerous pauses in the dialogue.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 05:04 PM (RD7QR)

15

I'd love to see this f-ing head case marched off to prison.

Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at July 22, 2019 05:04 PM (TdMsT)

16 I'm shocked, shocked that there is gambling going on in there!!

Posted by: Capt. Renault at July 22, 2019 05:04 PM (Z/1Kk)

17 There had better be indictments and trials. If there are none, the promise of the Trump "drain the swamp" agenda will largely be vitiated.
Posted by: Francis W. Porretto


Lighten up Francis.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 22, 2019 05:04 PM (FdNxH)

18 Is it time for another picture in the woods?

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 05:04 PM (aCNZ6)

19 TallMan Bad.

Rinse, Repeat.

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 22, 2019 05:04 PM (yuF4N)

20 13
There will be several harshly worded letters coming out of this, in approximately #TwoWeeks.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker



I have faith in Barr.

Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 05:05 PM (T6t7i)

21
Call me when he is in solitary confinement, without bail, and financially ruined..... like Manafort.

*spit*

Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 05:05 PM (8XRCm)

22 >>I don't know this as a fact, but a well-informed friend who has broken a lot of stories on this matter either knows, or speculates, that people like Gauhar are being kept on the payroll because the IG can only demand interviews with current government employees.

>>Once they've been fired, then can tell the IG to f-off with his interview demands.

>>So some of these people are drawing a paycheck only so long as they are needed for the IG's investigation.

I've been saying this for the last 2 years. It's why Strzok, Page, Baker and others were kept on until they were no longer useful and then cut loose.

And Bruce Ohr is still employed by the DOJ.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 05:05 PM (K/2j/)

23 Horowitz is making a habit of only exposing wrongdoing. It is up to Bill Barr and the President to go much further.

That executive summary on the last report was media chum, but the report itself was quite damning. If only we had a cabinet department concerned with Justice...

Posted by: trev006 at July 22, 2019 05:05 PM (o5jh5)

24 Heads and pikes. Some assembly required

Posted by: G marks the spot at July 22, 2019 05:05 PM (TB+At)

25 Sooo, the coup is ongoing?

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 05:05 PM (HaL55)

26 #twoweeks still cracks me up.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 05:06 PM (knDqF)

27 moar taller gallows!

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 05:06 PM (ym5eo)

28 Maybe Comey isn't a liar. Maybe he's just misunderstood!

Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2019 05:06 PM (MVjcR)

29 Comey really needs The Special Punishment* administered.


*A punishment so clever, so diabolical, so evil, so painful, that I would be banned forever from this website . . .

And also everyone here would subscribe to my newsletter.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 22, 2019 05:06 PM (Mo1SD)

30 Is long tall Jimmy still employed by William and Mary? Excellent hire imo.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 22, 2019 05:06 PM (y7DUB)

31 Uh, this might be an opportune time for a mangled Bible verse.

Posted by: James Homey at July 22, 2019 05:06 PM (EgshT)

32 moar taller gallows!
Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 05:06 PM (ym5eo)

----

Hey.... congrats on your boxjumps.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 05:06 PM (8XRCm)

33 Has Max Boot spoken again about how Trump and his supporters have damaged respect for the FBI?

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 05:06 PM (aCNZ6)

34
St. James Comey: I say unto you. Let he who has not lied to Congress under oath cast the first IG report

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2019 05:07 PM (kw5n8)

35 Pundit said it was a crime to lie to the president as the president was his boss. I will get the link.

Posted by: David Prince at July 22, 2019 05:07 PM (JkygK)

36 Burn, baby, burn

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:07 PM (bcbK8)

37 Gee, I think we know why the WH was leaking like a sieve during the first 6 mos. of Trump's presidency, huh?

How many plants were placed there to report to IC, Hillary/Obama/DNC, the media, FusionGPS, etc?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 05:07 PM (bDqIh)

38 30
Is long tall Jimmy still employed by William and Mary? Excellent hire imo.

Posted by: Captain Hate


Sigh. They've been turned into people of the pod.

Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 05:07 PM (T6t7i)

39 Comey and his minions better end up in prison or is the law only for us plebes? Go Trump, drain the swamp, MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at July 22, 2019 05:07 PM (If7m8)

40 31 Uh, this might be an opportune time for a mangled Bible verse.
Posted by: James Homey at July 22, 2019 05:06 PM (EgshT)

Let he who is without subpoenas cast the first stone!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 05:07 PM (RD7QR)

41 Vitiated? There are women present

Posted by: G marks the spot at July 22, 2019 05:07 PM (TB+At)

42 Fraudulent
Bogus
Investigations

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 22, 2019 05:07 PM (FdNxH)

43 38
30

Is long tall Jimmy still employed by William and Mary? Excellent hire imo.



Posted by: Captain Hate

Sigh. They've been turned into people of the pod.


Posted by: pep



Also, newts.

Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 05:08 PM (T6t7i)

44 >>Horowitz is making a habit of only exposing wrongdoing. It is up to Bill Barr and the President to go much further.


It's not a habit. It's his job.

The job of the IG is to investigate. Full stop. If he finds something he considers potentially illegal he is mandated to immediately contact the DOJ and turn it over to them.

This is why so many misinterpreted his report last year as weak. It wasn't. He doesn't make charges he just investigates. The DOJ makes charges.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 05:08 PM (K/2j/)

45 Your honor,
The reports of Trump working with the Russians were s so credible that we felt that special measures needed to be undertaken and were permissible-- and in fact warranted --as it directly related to national security.

Posted by: Comey at July 22, 2019 05:08 PM (NFEMn)

46 I know Trump has said this, that he needs to make sure this never happens to another president, but he really needs to make sure these people are tried and convicted of these crimes, and these corrupt federal agencies are purged, bigly.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 05:08 PM (bDqIh)

47
I don't think I buy the "holdovers being kept on so they can be interviewed by the IG" line of reasoning.

If these people had incriminating knowledge about the coup plotters they would resign, and the Left's money-and-influence machine would see to it that they were taken care of and kept in the manner to which they've become accustomed.

It would be very, very easy for the coup cucks to obviate that angle of attack, and they would.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 05:09 PM (AzW6q)

48 Two U.S. officials briefed on the inspector general's investigation of possible FBI misconduct said Comey was essentially "running a covert operation against" the president...

It was a coup. It wasn't very covert. Comey wasn't the one in charge (though he's responsible enough to receive the full penalty of treason as he allied with foreign enemies to overthrow the American government).

And Barky and Shrillary and the rest of the scumbags need to be held to account, too. And not PMITA federal prison. Gallows.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 05:09 PM (6fsOH)

49 When do the executions start?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 05:09 PM (MOpDc)

50 We have the worst trash running around loose in Washington. Fucking assmonger spies on Trump and then goes to work for Buzzfeed?

Inquisitor when, plz?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:09 PM (bcbK8)

51 Lying to congress is punishable by 5 years and/or a $5,000 fine.

Posted by: Vics at July 22, 2019 05:09 PM (mpXpK)

52 32 moar taller gallows!
Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 05:06 PM (ym5eo)

----

Hey.... congrats on your boxjumps.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 22, 2019 05:06 PM (8XRCm)

Thanks! Where was this kind of training when I was a athlete in school? Anyway never too late to peak

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 05:10 PM (ym5eo)

53 This is why so many misinterpreted his report last year as weak. It wasn't. He doesn't make charges he just investigates. The DOJ makes charges.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 05:08 PM (K/2j/)

His summary didn't match the investigative narrative of the report. That was the big criticism.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 05:10 PM (knDqF)

54 Willowed:

Re Brownie mix

If you ever see a recipe to make cookies out of the prepackaged brownie mix, do it. Sandwiching marshmallow fluff or cookie butter between two of them = yum

Don't make them too big, though, because they're extremely rich. Quarter sized before they're cooked is just about right.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 22, 2019 05:10 PM (Iq9NT)

55 Sometimes there just isn't enough invective, profanity or obscenity.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 05:10 PM (NWiLs)

56 That a moody weirdo such as James Comey can rise to the top of its organizational chart is all you should need to know about the FBI before deciding the FBI should no longer exist as a going concern.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 22, 2019 05:10 PM (hdzef)

57 James Comey is a traditionalist.

Posted by: J. Edgar at July 22, 2019 05:10 PM (FdNxH)

58 51 Lying to congress is punishable by 5 years and/or a $5,000 fine.
Posted by: Vics at July 22, 2019 05:09 PM (mpXpK)
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How much for telling congress to kiss your ass?

Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2019 05:10 PM (MVjcR)

59 56 That a moody weirdo such as James Comey can rise to the top of its organizational chart is all you should need to know about the FBI before deciding the FBI should no longer exist as a going concern.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 22, 2019 05:10 PM (hdzef)

He's very tall.

Posted by: Caliban at July 22, 2019 05:11 PM (qEujL)

60 29 Comey really needs The Special Punishment* administered.


*A punishment so clever, so diabolical, so evil, so painful, that I would be banned forever from this website . . .

And also everyone here would subscribe to my newsletter.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 22, 2019 05:06 PM (Mo1SD)

*subscribe

Also, I'll help load mags

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:11 PM (bcbK8)

61 58 51 Lying to congress is punishable by 5 years and/or a $5,000 fine.
Posted by: Vics at July 22, 2019 05:09 PM (mpXpK)
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How much for telling congress to kiss your ass?
Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2019 05:10 PM (MVjcR)

Depends whether you're an R or a D.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 05:11 PM (NWiLs)

62 "If Comey lied to Trump -- who is, after all, a federal official -- its prosecutable as a False Statements Act violation."

--Glenn Reynolds

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/336696/

Posted by: David Prince at July 22, 2019 05:11 PM (JkygK)

63 Sigh. They've been turned into people of the pod.
Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 05:07 PM (T6t7i)


You sound like a disgruntled alum. Relax, if it wasn't them it would be one of the rest of our dogshit collection of whores.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 22, 2019 05:11 PM (y7DUB)

64 33 Has Max Boot spoken again about how Trump and his supporters have damaged respect for the FBI?
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 05:06 PM (aCNZ6)


---------

Don't make fun of Max Boot. The poor man is retarded.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2019 05:11 PM (v4v6L)

65 How much for telling congress to kiss your ass?

Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2019 05:10 PM (MVjcR)


What about "Wax my balls"?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 05:11 PM (6fsOH)

66 That a moody weirdo such as James Comey can rise to the top of its organizational chart is all you should need to know about the FBI......
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 22, 2019 05:10 PM (hdzef)

Boy, I'll say!

Posted by: J. Edgar Hoover at July 22, 2019 05:11 PM (NFEMn)

67 well, see, we had to investigate Trump because RUSSIA! or something.. And this POS and the rest will probably get away with it

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2019 05:11 PM (O2RFr)

68 It took me 5 minutes to find the apostrophe in it's in my quote at 62 and remove it to not break Pixy's SQL.

Posted by: David Prince at July 22, 2019 05:11 PM (JkygK)

69 we're gonna need a bigger jail

Posted by: simplemind at July 22, 2019 05:11 PM (cm1Wq)

70 64 33 Has Max Boot spoken again about how Trump and his supporters have damaged respect for the FBI?
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 05:06 PM (aCNZ6)


---------

Don't make fun of Max Boot. The poor man is retarded.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2019 05:11 PM (v4v6L)

Making fun of retards is fun, though!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:11 PM (bcbK8)

71 >>His summary didn't match the investigative narrative of the report. That was the big criticism.

Yes it did. And his investigation led to the exposure of Strzok and Page, the firing of McCabe, the ties between the DOJ and FBI And the media and a whole lot more.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 05:12 PM (K/2j/)

72 58 How much for telling congress to kiss your ass?

Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2019 05:10 PM (MVjcR)

A criminal contempt citation can have any level of fine.

Posted by: Vics at July 22, 2019 05:12 PM (mpXpK)

73 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 22, 2019 05:12 PM (Zz0t1)

74 What about "Wax my balls"?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 05:11 PM (6fsOH)


Wish Miyagi thought of this for Daniel-San!

Posted by: Mr. Miyagi at July 22, 2019 05:12 PM (NWiLs)

75 Hmm...where are those curtains?

Posted by: James Homey at July 22, 2019 05:12 PM (EgshT)

76 68 It took me 5 minutes to find the apostrophe in it's in my quote at 62 and remove it to not break Pixy's SQL.
Posted by: David Prince at July 22, 2019 05:11 PM (JkygK)

Part of the 'charm' of Pixy

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:12 PM (bcbK8)

77 54 Willowed:

Re Brownie mix

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 22, 2019 05:10 PM (Iq9NT)

Heh; I read this as "Be Brownie mix."

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 05:13 PM (UpS69)

78 63
Sigh. They've been turned into people of the pod.

Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 05:07 PM (T6t7i)



You sound like a disgruntled alum. Relax, if it wasn't them it would be one of the rest of our dogshit collection of whores.


I am. When I was there back in the Dark Ages, WandM was a fairly conservative institution, one of only a few. It no longer is.

Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 05:13 PM (T6t7i)

79 Sometimes there just isn't enough invective, profanity or obscenity.
Posted by: Insomniac

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Well that's a bunch of sniveling f**king bullshit!

(how'd I do?)

Posted by: Capt. Renault at July 22, 2019 05:13 PM (Z/1Kk)

80 So Commey had people in the WH, Strzok was cultivating spies on VP Pence's team, who else?
What was Andy McCabe doing for Hillary?

Not hard to imagine they weren't just gathering intel for Commey, but for FusionGPS and key MSM reporters.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2019 05:13 PM (bDqIh)

81 He's very tall.

And he admitted to trying to hide in curtains? WTF does that? Or should I say, WTF in any position of power in DC does that and expects it to be considered somehow normal?

If he's typical of the heads of agencies in DC, we're in a lot more trouble than I thought.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 05:13 PM (HaL55)

82 "it's"

Posted by: David Prince at July 22, 2019 05:13 PM (JkygK)

83 Imma thinkin' St James is about to be defrocked.

Long tall Jimmy in a black place...

Posted by: DanMan at July 22, 2019 05:13 PM (XTiHL)

84 That a moody weirdo such as James Comey can rise to the top of its organizational chart is all you should need to know about the FBI before deciding the FBI should no longer exist as a going concern.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 22, 2019 05:10 PM (hdzef)

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I will see your James Comey and raise you one John Brennan.

Seriously, it's almost as though Obama wanted to bring down the US by appointing the most dangerous incompetent people he could find.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2019 05:13 PM (v4v6L)

85 impossible to troubleshoot for me

Posted by: David Prince at July 22, 2019 05:14 PM (JkygK)

86 Off N. African sock!!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2019 05:14 PM (Z/1Kk)

87 79 Sometimes there just isn't enough invective, profanity or obscenity.
Posted by: Insomniac

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Well that's a bunch of sniveling f**king bullshit!

(how'd I do?)
Posted by: Capt. Renault at July 22, 2019 05:13 PM (Z/1Kk)

Hmmm. It's a bit derivative and censoring the word "fuck" takes some of the punch out of it. I'll give it a C. I expect marked improvement in your next effort.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2019 05:14 PM (NWiLs)

88 He's a long dumb weirdo in a black suit.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 22, 2019 05:15 PM (aCNZ6)

89 85 impossible to troubleshoot for me
Posted by: David Prince at July 22, 2019 05:14 PM (JkygK)

Practice, practice!

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 05:15 PM (UpS69)

90
This is why Barry's hair has turned white. And Merkel shakes in public.

Posted by: Fire burns steel at July 22, 2019 05:15 PM (Am8Sm)

91 "I may have murdered tens of millions of my own people -- but that was only in a literal sense." -- Zombie Chairman Mao, hero to St James Comey

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 05:15 PM (b0NMl)

92 But lying to Congress? That's criminal.
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Well technically, sure, but no reasonable prosecutor would prosecute!

Posted by: Saint Jim Comey at July 22, 2019 05:15 PM (k4dH2)

93 This bit of news saddens me. Now all those thousands of hard-working, honest FBI field agents are going to resign in protest of how Comey damaged their beloved agency.

With all the imminent resignations, who will be left to spy on conservatives?

Posted by: Furious George at July 22, 2019 05:15 PM (9vQJW)

94 We here at this esteemed forum are entirely missing the point, which is.....that no matter how corrupt THEY acted, it was because of TRUMP. So, it's ALWAYS going to be Trump's fault. He them break the law.

That's why no one involved in the attempted COUP or in the media or in the NeverTrump gang will EVER offer an apology or a mea culpa.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 05:15 PM (NFEMn)

95 Who on The Five will be the first to call Juan Williams a retard?

To his face.

On air.

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96 Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 05:12 PM (K/2j/)

You mean the summary statement that Comey's actions were the result of bad judgments and not political bias? That matched what was actually uncovered?

I give it to you. You don't yield an inch.

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97 Sir Prize, Sir Prize, Sir Prize ...

Posted by: Adriane the TV Critic ... at July 22, 2019 05:16 PM (LPnfS)

98 Hang Comey first.

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Posted by: erwen wilson at July 22, 2019 05:16 PM (w0r2s)

100 95 Who on The Five will be the first to call Juan Williams a retard?

To his face.

On air.
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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:16 PM (bcbK8)

101 I'll give it a C. I expect marked improvement in your next effort.
Posted by: Insomniac

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Le sads.

I had an English prof in college that gave my paper blistering comments and a grade of C- . On the last page she said "Be at least you show promise as a student."

I have always remembered that. LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2019 05:17 PM (Z/1Kk)

102 Wait for my strongly worded letter!

Posted by: IG Horowitz at July 22, 2019 05:17 PM (O2RFr)

103 wow, now THAT is some random spam

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:17 PM (bcbK8)

104 Can we get back the Blago Skull?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Making_false_statements

Posted by: David Prince at July 22, 2019 05:17 PM (JkygK)

105 willowed: I think Chelsea is in Epstein's black book.
Which way I don't know.

Posted by: Billy Cole at July 22, 2019 05:17 PM (Dk29P)

106 That was a very moving post, erwen. Thank you.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2019 05:18 PM (v4v6L)

107 cleanup on 99

Posted by: m at July 22, 2019 05:18 PM (UpS69)

108 Who on The Five will be the first to call Juan Williams a retard?

To his face.

On air.
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That is an uncalled for insult to retards. Most of them have quit a bit of personal charm, even if they aren't that smart.

Posted by: simplemind at July 22, 2019 05:18 PM (cm1Wq)

109 Yeah, one of two things will happen:

-Comey is given a pass


-Comey accidentally shoots himself in the back of the head several times

Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 22, 2019 05:18 PM (AkkRZ)

110
There will be several harshly worded letters coming out of this, in approximately #TwoWeeks.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker


I have faith in Barr.
Posted by: pep

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I want to believe.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 05:18 PM (13CQC)

111 Did you see the secret code in #99? They're coming to save me!

Posted by: James Homey at July 22, 2019 05:18 PM (EgshT)

112
I expect Comey has direct knowledge of Clinton's and Obama's involvement in this. I also think he's such a self-serving worm that he can't be depended upon to keep that knowledge to himself.

So he won't be prosecuted. Not for anything serious, anyway. The government is not going to put those two at risk.

Now, he could end up doing the old two-bullet suicide routine, but he won't face the kind of investigation that makes little bitches like him start squealing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 05:18 PM (AzW6q)

113 wow, now THAT is some random spam

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:17 PM (bcbK


I, kind of, liked it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 05:18 PM (6fsOH)

114 I always maintained that an incoming administration should fire the entire top ten percent of the bureaucracy. The ordinary workers can stay but the movers and shakers have to be shaken off and that includes the DOJ, FBI, CIA, DOD, IRS, FDA, the lot.

This would also make it harder for the swamp to maintain their status quo. You lose your job you might have to move out of the DC.

Posted by: Decaf at July 22, 2019 05:18 PM (nyFJf)

115 Lace spells for sale.

Also, I can have a baby spells for better life?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 22, 2019 05:18 PM (Iq9NT)

116 St. James Comey: I say unto you. Let he who has not lied to Congress under oath cast the first IG report
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2019 05:07 PM (kw5n
*******
That would Be Little St. James Comey if you get my Jeffrey Epstein drift

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 05:18 PM (BqBId)

117 101 I'll give it a C. I expect marked improvement in your next effort.
Posted by: Insomniac

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Le sads.

I had an English prof in college that gave my paper blistering comments and a grade of C- . On the last page she said "Be at least you show promise as a student."

I have always remembered that. LOL


had a teacher in jr high school threaten to give me a c because I had aced every test he had given me and therefore had not demonstrated improvement.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 22, 2019 05:19 PM (sGtp+)

118 And if Comey isn't going to be put in a cell, getting stretched out from the inside by Big Bubba, who cares?

Posted by: Hikaru at July 22, 2019 05:19 PM (flrcs)

119 103 wow, now THAT is some random spam
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:17 PM (bcbK

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The gauntlet is thrown. Lace Wigs will need to up its game.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2019 05:19 PM (v4v6L)

120 It's like being at Hotair.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 2nd Chronicles 14:7 at July 22, 2019 05:19 PM (Iq9NT)

121 Spam might make more sense translated into Chinese or Russian and back to English again.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 05:19 PM (YcLo4)

122
If these people had incriminating knowledge about the coup plotters they would resign

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

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That's exactly what I was thinking. Now, kudos to me for reading the thread and finding your post before blasting on all HEY HEY HEY here's my genius original take!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 05:19 PM (13CQC)

123 Will he be criminally charged is my question.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 22, 2019 05:20 PM (JUOKG)

124 #99 at least you didn't tell me how i could make 1000's working from home.

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2019 05:20 PM (O2RFr)

125 "Pine-Scented Druid Philosopher and Barkless Ent James Comey"

I would love to see that on his official nameplate.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 22, 2019 05:20 PM (6eEQ+)

126 I am. When I was there back in the Dark Ages, WandM was a fairly conservative institution, one of only a few. It no longer is.
Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 05:13 PM (T6t7i)


My parents dragged me to Williamsburg in the early 60s and the school looked like a nice place. I hated Williamsburg though; even though the term hadn't been invented then, I considered it theme park history. The funny thing was my parents got these great American Heritage hardbound mags that were too advanced for a callow yute like me. Maybe Father Hate read them after I went to bed because I'd hate to think of them being unread.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 22, 2019 05:20 PM (y7DUB)

127 I think Chelsea is in Epstein's black book.
Which way I don't know.
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Well Epstein's friend Ghislane Maxwell attended Hillary's wedding. And is seen in photos so its pretty obvious she's connected at least one step removed. CGI is going to take out the entire family.

Posted by: simplemind at July 22, 2019 05:20 PM (vrRJj)

128 Break the spell! Break the love spell!

Posted by: G marks the spot at July 22, 2019 05:20 PM (TB+At)

129 From wiki on false statements:

A number of notable people have been convicted under the section, including Martha Stewart, Rod Blagojevich, Scooter Libby, Bernard Madoff, Michael Cohen and Jeffrey Skilling.

Posted by: David Prince at July 22, 2019 05:20 PM (JkygK)

130 >>You mean the summary statement that Comey's actions were the result of bad judgments and not political bias? That matched what was actually uncovered?

>>I give it to you. You don't yield an inch.


Why don't you pull up the exact quote and let's see what he said.

Tell me something, why does Jim Jordan, Mark Meadows, Matt Gaetz and the rest of the hardline Trump defenders in the House say Horowitz is extremely competent and they trust him? Do they know less than the comments section too?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2019 05:20 PM (K/2j/)

131 @120: "It's like being at Hotair."

To be fair, it's counterproductive to delete spam comments when they're the only comments you've got.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 05:21 PM (YcLo4)

132 Like nobody here is spell curious?

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 05:21 PM (ym5eo)

133 Man, I hate spam.

Posted by: Cat Filters at July 22, 2019 05:21 PM (r0YGN)

134 114 I always maintained that an incoming administration should fire the entire top ten percent of the bureaucracy.

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BRING BACK DECIMATION!!!

Posted by: The Guy Who Wants To Bring Back Decimation at July 22, 2019 05:21 PM (v4v6L)

135 Ruby Ridge, Waco Rules of Engagement. The Congress went after these guys back then to little avail Now we are shocked, schocked! about Comey and Mueller/Bueller. Screw these guys in particular.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 05:21 PM (n13/j)

136 132 Like nobody here is spell curious?

not about spells, no. but I do wonder whether dr. gbojie has his own emoji.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 22, 2019 05:21 PM (sGtp+)

137 How much for a lust spell?

Posted by: blue horseshoe at July 22, 2019 05:22 PM (ym5eo)

138 Maybe when Comey tweeted that pic in a redwood forest he was sizing up trees from which to hang himself....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 05:22 PM (NFEMn)

139 "Comey needs to be prosecuted. Period. Deep state bullshit has to stop.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2019 05:01 PM (jUVms)"

- - - - - - -

Nothing will or can happen until after the election and only in case that GOP win the House. A new generation of Republicans is needed, Speaker Ryan was an abomination for conservatives.

Posted by: Decaf at July 22, 2019 05:22 PM (nyFJf)

140 wow, now THAT is some random spam

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:17 PM (bcbK

I, kind of, liked it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 22, 2019 05:18 PM (6fsOH)


I thought of the Techomages from Babylon 5 ...

Posted by: Adriane the TV Critic ... at July 22, 2019 05:22 PM (LPnfS)

141 at least you didn't tell me how i could make 1000's working from home.

I noticed the distinct absence of Caterpillar filters.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 05:22 PM (HaL55)

142 Once they've been fired, then can tell the IG to f-off with his interview demands.

______


Fuck the IG -- send in troops to haul these traitors away and give them proper military tribunal trials followed by public firing squads!


Make Setting Examples Ensuring This NEVER Happens Again ... Great Again!!!

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 22, 2019 05:22 PM (b0NMl)

143 I'd also like to see Brennan take a dive with Comey.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2019 05:22 PM (jUVms)

144 Comey likely has tons of connections still.


Meaning he's in the know or close to it.

So, has he lawyered up and stopped talking publicly or nah?


#2weeks

Posted by: Ha at July 22, 2019 05:23 PM (MAstk)

145 One call to Dr. Ghojie does it all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2019 05:23 PM (v4v6L)

146 Fuck the IG -- send in troops to haul these traitors away and give them proper military tribunal trials followed by public firing squads!


How about some armed early morning raids?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2019 05:23 PM (O2RFr)

147 132 Like nobody here is spell curious?
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Are you completely unfamiliar with the Hellraiser franchise?

Posted by: simplemind at July 22, 2019 05:23 PM (cm1Wq)

148 3 I'd also like to see Brennan take a dive with Comey.

Has Brennan said anything lately ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2019 05:24 PM (O2RFr)

149

Who's gonna mend a broken mind?

The mind mender.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2019 05:24 PM (aKsyK)

150 Like nobody here is spell curious?

Nah, we already had a troll named "curious."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 05:24 PM (HaL55)

151 imo the cabal (Comey/Mueller/Strzok/??) are long time fixers for the Clinton Crime Syndicate. They are so metastasized into DC and Harvard and ... so much ... that they all have some level of kompromat on each other.


Even our own good guys have been co-mingled to various extents, compromised or at least befriended by even the slimiest (they smile and giggle together in social networks, while knowing of the commie/mafia infiltration). So breaking the "We are so important" mentality of even "our guys" is difficult.


The DC "royalty" really want to just slap a wrist when sedition is exposed ... which is like the serpent beguiling Eve. The DC crime syndicate needs 100s going to prison ... the SL crisis had like 1000 bankers in prison ... now treason is laughed off.


Sad ... and suicidal.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2019 05:24 PM (Cus5s)

152 Speaker Ryan was an abomination for conservatives.
Posted by: Decaf at July 22, 2019 05:22 PM (nyFJf)

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Agree. 100%

Worthless POS. Isn't he on some board now that he absolutely shouldn't be on?

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2019 05:24 PM (jUVms)

153 The thing I always heard about the FBI HRT is that they were accountants pretending to be SEALS. Don't get me wrong, I respect a lot of people in the FBI. But they have to be reigned in just like they want to do with POTUS. Sometimes the accountants want to be Rambo.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 05:24 PM (n13/j)

154 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at July 22, 2019 05:24 PM (1XAal)

155 93 This bit of news saddens me. Now all those thousands of hard-working, honest FBI field agents are going to resign in protest of how Comey damaged their beloved agency.

With all the imminent resignations, who will be left to spy on conservatives?
Posted by: Furious George at July 22, 2019 05:15 PM (9vQJW)

Has anybody resigned in protest? Sounds like it will be poor supervision and bad judgement and everyone will skate.

Posted by: CN at July 22, 2019 05:25 PM (U7k5w)

156 I'm a lot less worried about Barr bringing appropriate charges than I am about a jury of DC types. Nullification is a nice way of saying what will happen.

Posted by: pep at July 22, 2019 05:25 PM (T6t7i)

157
Nah, we already had a troll named "curious."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 05:24 PM (HaL55)

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I wonder if she's still keeping dossiers on the Horde.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2019 05:25 PM (v4v6L)

158 152 Speaker Ryan was an abomination for conservatives.
Posted by: Decaf at July 22, 2019 05:22 PM (nyFJf) ,



Completely worthless.

Posted by: Boehner at July 22, 2019 05:25 PM (MAstk)

159 Which one of the three is MOST likely to commit suicide?

And which one of the three is most likely to cut a deal to save himself?

Comey, Cllapper or Brennan?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 05:25 PM (NFEMn)

160 Speaker Ryan was an abomination for conservatives.

Posted by: Decaf at July 22, 2019 05:22 PM (nyFJf)



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Agree. 100%



Worthless POS. Isn't he on some board now that he absolutely shouldn't be on?

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2019 05:24 PM (jUVms)

they all are.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 05:25 PM (n13/j)

161 I thought of the Techomages from Babylon 5 ...
Posted by: Adriane the TV Critic ... at July 22, 2019 05:22 PM (LPnfS)
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I see a great hand, reaching out of the stars ...

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 05:25 PM (iB1oa)

162 Re Brownie mix

If you ever see a recipe to make cookies out of the prepackaged brownie mix, do it. Sandwiching marshmallow fluff or cookie butter between two of them = yum

Don't make them too big, though, because they're extremely rich. Quarter sized before they're cooked is just about right.
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I like to add extra lard and two cups of sugar.

Posted by: Ana Navarro at July 22, 2019 05:26 PM (JcXHH)

163 Google is running Ace's site through a moble portal server called googleweblight. I'm using a Kindle with no apps installed via a hotspot.

Google now controls access to Aces site (and others). Duckduckgo works as usual.

googleweblight

( google we blight?)

Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2019 05:26 PM (K3B2k)

164
I expect Comey has direct knowledge of Clinton's and Obama's involvement in this. I also think he's such a self-serving worm that he can't be depended upon to keep that knowledge to himself.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

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Dang, you are totally on my wavelength today. I was just entertaining the follow-on question: why has Comey covered for them so far? Yeah sure, he was also in it up to his neck, but he's already made money off his book and surely it's safest to be the first one to spill.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 05:26 PM (13CQC)

165 Betcha ol' Tashina is hightailing it out of town right about now.

Posted by: pj at July 22, 2019 05:26 PM (qlTN9)

166 At the end of the day, Horowitz worked at SDNY with Comey and there is no reason to believe he will undermine him and recommend prosecution.

Posted by: CN at July 22, 2019 05:26 PM (U7k5w)

167 If Ryan has a shred of honor left he'd commit seppukku on live TV.

Piece of shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2019 05:26 PM (v4v6L)

168
Completely worthless.
Posted by: Boehner at July 22, 2019 05:25 PM (MAstk)


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HA! Two of a kind.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2019 05:26 PM (jUVms)

169 Just so you know
nobody has gone to jail for any of this except Trump people

Posted by: Yo! at July 22, 2019 05:27 PM (1XAal)

170 Is Comey still posting photos on social media?

Posted by: dantesed at July 22, 2019 05:27 PM (88xKn)

171 159: I'll be surprised if any of them face indictment.

Posted by: CN at July 22, 2019 05:27 PM (U7k5w)

172 In the old days this would have been ropes and lampposts time.

Posted by: Max Power at July 22, 2019 05:27 PM (QCc6B)

173 I wonder if she's still keeping dossiers on the Horde.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2019 05:25 PM (v4v6L)
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Nothing like that is happening. Go about your business.

Posted by: Bob from the NSA at July 22, 2019 05:27 PM (iB1oa)

174 I'd also like to see Brennan take a dive with Comey.
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McCabe, Strzok, Page, for sure

Comey 50/50

Brennan Clapper unlikely

Yates Lynch nope

Ben Rhodes Samantha Power nope

Obama/Clinton - hand waving, technical violations no reasonable prosecutor would indict

Posted by: simplemind at July 22, 2019 05:27 PM (JOZL3)

175 So, the popcorn popper has been on hot standby for over two months now, this really needs to have results. Not saying soon, I'm a patient man, but ... I want results.

Posted by: Gmac - Winning never gets old, like me ... But I'm still winning dammit! at July 22, 2019 05:27 PM (qZdIZ)

176 52 Speaker Ryan was an abomination for conservatives.
Posted by: Decaf at July 22, 2019 05:22 PM (nyFJf) ,


Ryan was a total fraud and I'll never forget Fatboy Rove trying to give him credit for Trump's election when Fox finally told us Trump was president.

Someone on the panel....maybe Tucker? ... just about laughed in Rove's face when he said that

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 05:27 PM (NFEMn)

177 169: That's right. but...soon.

Posted by: CN at July 22, 2019 05:28 PM (U7k5w)

178 How is it that lying to the President in an official capacity is not a crime, but anyone lying to some low level FBI agent puts you behind bars.

Posted by: Blago at July 22, 2019 05:28 PM (UfkIY)

179 why has Comey covered for them so far?

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Because he doesn't want to commit suicide in a park?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 05:28 PM (RMwSd)

180 Comey, barkless?

That gangly f*ck is all bark.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2019 05:28 PM (Ct55T)

181 What is the correct font for a harshly wirded letter and should caps and bold be used?

Posted by: Sock Monkey....I'll believe when I see it at July 22, 2019 05:28 PM (tmpaY)

182 I wonder if she's still keeping dossiers on the Horde.

Heh. I hadn't thought about her in ages, thank goodness. We've had some strange trolls here, haven't we?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Living the Backwards Law at July 22, 2019 05:29 PM (HaL55)

183 Is Comey an Irish name?
I wonder what it means?

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 05:29 PM (L2ZTs)

184 179 why has Comey covered for them so far?

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Because he doesn't want to commit suicide in a park?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 05:28 PM (RMwSd)

Oh we can't have nice things

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:29 PM (bcbK8)

185 You got it, Blago.

Posted by: David Prince at July 22, 2019 05:29 PM (JkygK)

186 99

Wow. Slow your roll pal

Posted by: Machines For Sale at July 22, 2019 05:29 PM (flINI)

187 Ratfuckers

They are all ratfuckers

Posted by: Yo! at July 22, 2019 05:29 PM (1XAal)

188 OT/ but the woman who claimed the man at the grocery story told her to "go back to where she came from" has decided to press charges.. Seriously? For what? From what I gather she admitted he didn't exactly say that but even if he did... Charges?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2019 05:29 PM (O2RFr)

189 At the end of the day, Horowitz worked at SDNY with Comey and there is no reason to believe he will undermine him and recommend prosecution.
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Working with someone does not necessarily mean that the association engendered respect

sometimes experience teaches you a person's character . . .

Posted by: simplemind at July 22, 2019 05:29 PM (nUSav)

190 why has Comey covered for them so far?

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Because he doesn't want to commit suicide in a park?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 05:28 PM (RMwSd)

Suicide
In the park
I think it was the fourth of July....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 05:30 PM (NFEMn)

191 183 Is Comey an Irish name?
I wonder what it means?
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 05:29 PM (L2ZTs)

It's gaelic for 'my dick tastes like rabbit ass'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:30 PM (bcbK8)

192 181 What is the correct font for a harshly wirded letter and should caps and bold be used?
Posted by: Sock Monkey....I'll believe when I see it at July 22, 2019 05:28 PM (tmpaY)

Comic Sans.

Or, if you really want to get your point across: Wingdings.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2019 05:30 PM (Ct55T)

193 In addition to a good five cent cigar, this country needs Speaker of the House Louie Gohmert.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 22, 2019 05:30 PM (C1Lsn)

194 No wonder the SOB hid behind the curtains when PDT tried to greet him.

Posted by: Tuna at July 22, 2019 05:30 PM (jm1YL)

195 179: I suspect money, lot's of money including the cash laundered to pay for the worthless book. I can't imagine that only the Clintons get payoffs.

Posted by: CN at July 22, 2019 05:30 PM (U7k5w)

196 Is Comey an Irish name?
I wonder what it means?
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 05:29 PM (L2ZTs)
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Enormous jackwagon?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 05:30 PM (iB1oa)

197 Your honor,
The reports of Trump working with the Russians were s so credible that we felt that special measures needed to be undertaken and were permissible-- and in fact warranted --as it directly related to national security.

Posted by: Comey at July 22, 2019 05:08 PM (NFEMn)
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But at no point were they spying.

Posted by: Also James Comey at July 22, 2019 05:30 PM (DuZls)

198 Serious question for Law Inclined Hordelings..... is what Comey did possibly considered treasonous???

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:30 PM (90T4r)

199 Don't make them too big, though, because they're extremely rich. Quarter sized before they're cooked is just about right.
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I like to add extra lard and two cups of sugar.

Posted by: Ana Navarro

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I rarely make buttercream icing anymore, but yeah, that would probably be delicious.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 05:30 PM (RMwSd)

200 191 183 Is Comey an Irish name?
I wonder what it means?
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 05:29 PM (L2ZTs)

It's gaelic for 'my dick tastes like rabbit ass'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:30 PM (bcbK

"Do they call me the bridge-builder? No, they feckin' don't!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2019 05:31 PM (Ct55T)

201 183 Is Comey an Irish name?
I wonder what it means?
Posted by: qdpsteve

Comey... definition - big pile of piss stains.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 22, 2019 05:31 PM (myjNJ)

202 @163: "googleweblight"

"Google Web Light" meaning your Kindle is downsizing web content to make loading and processing faster on your Kindle.

Mostly harmless optimization.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 05:31 PM (YcLo4)

203 Frankovich's Monster: "That a moody weirdo such as James Comey can rise to the top of its organizational chart is all you should need to know about the FBI before deciding the FBI should no longer exist as a going concern."

Yep.

I mean there are other compelling reasons, but that is a good observation. I have had to unlearn a lot of things to really appreciate had badly misinformed I have been WRT our governance.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 22, 2019 05:31 PM (6eEQ+)

204 What do covert spies do, if not spy?
...........

*fingers in ears*
QUIT SAYING THAT WORD

Posted by: wth - getting the lyrics right at July 22, 2019 05:32 PM (v0R5T)

205 Good thing unclosed formatting tags in comments resolve themselves automatically now!

#twoweeks

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 22, 2019 05:32 PM (YcLo4)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 05:32 PM (RMwSd)

207 163 Google is running Ace's site through a moble portal server called googleweblight. I'm using a Kindle with no apps installed via a hotspot.

Google now controls access to Aces site (and others). Duckduckgo works as usual.

googleweblight

( google we blight?)
Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2019 05:26 PM (K3B2k)

That's the google web indexer for phones and mobile devices

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:32 PM (bcbK8)

208 196 Is Comey an Irish name?
I wonder what it means?
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 05:29 PM (L2ZTs)
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Enormous jackwagon?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at July 22, 2019 05:30 PM (iB1oa)

Yes, I believe " Comey" is an Old Irish word derivation of " flukeworm"....

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:32 PM (90T4r)

209 Is Comey an Irish name?
I wonder what it means?
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 05:29 PM (L2ZTs)

It means "son of servant of The Lord"


Not joking.
Wikipedia

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 05:32 PM (NFEMn)

210 How is it that lying to the President in an official capacity is not a
crime, but anyone lying to some low level FBI agent puts you behind
bars.


It's the same law that says it's ok for you to strip your state emails of their top secret clearance and email them for your home server, but if you take a picture inside a submarine and send it to your mom, you go to jail.

Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 22, 2019 05:32 PM (AkkRZ)

211 I'll be surprised if any of them face indictment.
Posted by: CN at July 22, 2019 05:27 PM (U7k5w)

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Yeah. They are too high up, and know too much, and could expose people the Deep State will not permit to be threatened.

I think probably the highest ranking person we can hope to see defenestrated is McCabe, and that's asking a whole lot. Probably nobody above (or perhaps apart from) Strzok will go down.

I have him marked out as the sacrificial patsy who will take the blame.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 05:33 PM (AzW6q)

212
Which one of the three is MOST likely to commit suicide?

And which one of the three is most likely to cut a deal to save himself?

Comey, Cllapper or Brennan?
Posted by: JoeF.

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Suicide - none. No matter how stiff the sentences, they'll all maintain some hope that Obama/Clinton/Swamp will come to their rescue in #TwoWeeks.

Cut a deal - all of them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 05:33 PM (13CQC)

213 Mostly harmless optimization.

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And all at the low, low cost of six months of cookies and tracking data.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 05:33 PM (RMwSd)

214 That ginger on the Five who's explaining moonshine gets hotter with every new detail she reveals.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 05:33 PM (fuK7c)

215 Or, if you really want to get your point across: Wingdings.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

If I really want to get my point across I'll include a spent .223 casing

Posted by: Sock Monkey....I'll believe when I see it at July 22, 2019 05:33 PM (tmpaY)

216 and I'm still arguing with liberals about whether trump commited a felony by using his own money to pay off an extortionist.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 05:34 PM (JziUy)

217 207 163 Google is running Ace's site through a moble portal server called googleweblight. I'm using a Kindle with no apps installed via a hotspot.

Google now controls access to Aces site (and others). Duckduckgo works as usual.

googleweblight

( google we blight?)
Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2019 05:26 PM (K3B2k)

That's the google web indexer for phones and mobile devices
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:32 PM (bcbK


Mark, I started using DuckDuckGo and have never looked back..... a Pox on all the rest.....

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:34 PM (90T4r)

218 211: I think Horowitz will put the whole thing down to overzealous behavior and recommend a few in-service trainings. Ultimately, he will protect his friends.

Posted by: CN at July 22, 2019 05:34 PM (U7k5w)

219 If I really want to get my point across I'll include a spent .223 casing
Posted by: Sock Monkey....I'll believe when I see it at July 22, 2019 05:33 PM (tmpaY)

Maybe also enclose a folded up piece of paper with a perfectly perforated ten-ring...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2019 05:34 PM (Ct55T)

220 How is it that lying to the President in an official capacity is not a

crime, but anyone lying to some low level FBI agent puts you behind

bars.
big accountancy.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 05:34 PM (n13/j)

221 ...oh and whether a civil oopsie, with a small fine, before he was inaugurated is a high crime in office.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 05:35 PM (JziUy)

222 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 05:33 PM (AzW6q)

That's who I picked long ago to be the sacrificial lamb . It has to be him or Comey because their stories contradict each other.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 05:35 PM (knDqF)

223 209 Is Comey an Irish name?
I wonder what it means?
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2019 05:29 PM (L2ZTs)

It means "son of servant of The Lord"


Not joking.
Wikipedia
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 05:32 PM (NFEMn)


Uh... the "Dark" Lord.... just to be precise.....

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:35 PM (90T4r)

224 and I'm still arguing with liberals about whether trump commited a felony by using his own money to pay off an extortionist.

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The same people who insist planned parenthood can't possibly use tax dollars for abortions will immediately tell you that Trump used campaign funds.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie at July 22, 2019 05:35 PM (RMwSd)

225 222 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 05:33 PM (AzW6q)

That's who I picked long ago to be the sacrificial lamb . It has to be him or Comey because their stories contradict each other.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 05:35 PM (knDqF)

My poorly educated feeling is that Comey has more friends than Brennan, but Brennan has deeper friends.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2019 05:35 PM (Ct55T)

226 Mark, I started using DuckDuckGo and have never looked back..... a Pox on all the rest.....

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:34 PM (90T4r)

Same,I don't even care if my search results are not the best, you learn to adapt. I have used duck for a couple years at least, to hell with Gurgle. The next step is to find a good conservative or at last normal email site.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 05:36 PM (n13/j)

227 Ryan was a total fraud and I'll never forget Fatboy Rove trying to give him credit for Trump's election when Fox finally told us Trump was president.

Someone on the panel....maybe Tucker? ... just about laughed in Rove's face when he said that
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 05:27 PM (NFEMn)


I'd love to hear an uncut version of DJT's opinion of Rove.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 22, 2019 05:36 PM (y7DUB)

228 So, the popcorn popper has been on hot standby for over two months now, this really needs to have results. Not saying soon, I'm a patient man, but ... I want results.

Posted by: Gmac - Winning never gets old, like me ... But I'm still winning dammit! at July 22, 2019 05:27 PM (qZdIZ)

Man, I'm a right wing psychopath who personally wants to pound the nails into Holder's wrists... and even I appreciate the time we have. Whatever the future brings, it might be years before things are reliably peaceful like this for Americans again.

Posted by: trev006 at July 22, 2019 05:36 PM (o5jh5)

229 I like to add extra lard and two cups of sugar.

Posted by: Ana Navarro
........

speaking of lard asses, there was one on the couch of Outnumbered this morning.

Posted by: wth - getting the lyrics right at July 22, 2019 05:37 PM (v0R5T)

230 56 That a moody weirdo such as James Comey can rise to the top of its organizational chart is all you should need to know about the FBI before deciding the FBI should no longer exist as a going concern.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster
___________

Yeah, that damned Comey and the rotten internal culture at the FBI reflect poorly on the rest of us and the agencies we dedicated our lives to.

Posted by: John Mohammed Brennan at July 22, 2019 05:37 PM (9vQJW)

231 206
Moron Robbie - don't call me whitey, commie

Can we get a mic check on that

Posted by: Sock Monkey....I'll believe when I see it at July 22, 2019 05:37 PM (tmpaY)

232 How is it that lying to the President in an official capacity is not a crime, but anyone lying to some low level FBI agent puts you behind bars.

Posted by: shibumi, future dental floss tycoon at July 22, 2019 05:32 PM (AkkRZ)
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It shouldn't be. The FBI borrows executive power from the president. Thus if you can't lie to people conducting law enforcement investigations, you should not be able to lie to the president.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 05:37 PM (DuZls)

233 I rarely make buttercream icing anymore, but yeah, that would probably be delicious.
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mmmm

stick of room temp butter, 3 cups of confectioner's sugar sifted, vanilla, dash of whole milk - then a bit more after mixing to thin it to spreadable . . .

Posted by: I'm not Anna Navaro, but if I were i would eat butter cream sandwiches for lunch at July 22, 2019 05:37 PM (C6xeQ)

234 #twoweeks forever

Even among high government mandarins that are against the soft coup most believe civilization will crumble if those involved are punished fairly and DoJ (FBI, CIA, parts of State, PATRIOT Act, etc.) reduced to ash.

Kind of like NYC garbagemen in a union strike, but with bigger egos.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 22, 2019 05:37 PM (1g7ch)

235 217 207 163 Google is running Ace's site through a moble portal server called googleweblight. I'm using a Kindle with no apps installed via a hotspot.

Google now controls access to Aces site (and others). Duckduckgo works as usual.

googleweblight

( google we blight?)
Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2019 05:26 PM (K3B2k)

That's the google web indexer for phones and mobile devices
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:32 PM (bcbK


Mark, I started using DuckDuckGo and have never looked back..... a Pox on all the rest.....
Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:34 PM (90T4r)

Go for it, man.

Though DDG still uses Google, just doesn't have the adsense and ad weighting.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:37 PM (bcbK8)

236 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2019 05:33 PM (AzW6q)

That's who I picked long ago to be the sacrificial lamb . It has to be him or Comey because their stories contradict each other.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 05:35 PM (knDqF)

I mean McCabe .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2019 05:37 PM (knDqF)

237 Even if they falsely got Trump with this pretext, they would have discovered this. Comey must be covering up Some very heavy shit.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2019 05:38 PM (UWj8L)

238 So... Comey... traitor, or something else????

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:38 PM (90T4r)

239 The agent, Anthony Ferrante, who specialized in cyber crime, left the White House around the same time Comey was fired and soon joined a security consulting firm, where he contracted with BuzzFeed to lead the news site's efforts to verify the Steele dossier,

Someone pointed this out months ago but it struck me as salient. They are intentionally gaslighting, and they are succeeding in some regards. The Steele dossier is utter bullshit and we should laugh everytime it comes up, but we don't. We get defensive still. Laugh at them.

Posted by: Max Power at July 22, 2019 05:38 PM (QCc6B)

240 I think Horowitz will put the whole thing down to overzealous behavior and recommend a few in-service trainings. Ultimately, he will protect his friends.
Posted by: CN at July 22, 2019 05:34 PM (U7k5w)

Perhaps

But even then, expect Trump to run with it....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 05:38 PM (NFEMn)

241 Either that was the first spam we've gotten in a long time or somebody has WAY too much time on his hands.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 22, 2019 05:39 PM (RD7QR)

242 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.

Posted by: Lord Comey at July 22, 2019 05:39 PM (kLDv+)

243
I think Horowitz will put the whole thing down to overzealous behavior and recommend a few in-service trainings. Ultimately, he will protect his friends.
Posted by: CN

======

He'll say there's no way of making a finding/recommendation because there are too many conflicting accounts.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2019 05:39 PM (13CQC)

244 Spying? Spying?

Never heard of it!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 22, 2019 05:39 PM (7eoML)

245 I can't say the name Ryan without immediately thinking Romney, 2 traitors for the price of one.

Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2019 05:39 PM (UUkQp)

246 So a flaming skull pudding cup thread could be coming?

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2019 05:39 PM (BbGew)

247 Comey should be cat food by now. What's the wait?

Posted by: Max Power at July 22, 2019 05:39 PM (QCc6B)

248 I think Horowitz will put the whole thing down to overzealous behavior and recommend a few in-service trainings. Ultimately, he will protect his friends.

Posted by: CN at July 22, 2019 05:34 PM (U7k5w)
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But at that point, it will be Barr's turn. And right now, I would not think that will be too good for Comey.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2019 05:39 PM (DuZls)

249 I'd love to hear an uncut version of DJT's opinion of Rove.
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Happy to oblige, Infected Carbuncle on the anus of the Republic!

Posted by: The Real DJT blue checkmark at July 22, 2019 05:39 PM (C6xeQ)

250 Safari offers several options for search engine... anyone use Bing? If so, pros and cons??

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:39 PM (90T4r)

251 >> I think Horowitz will put the whole thing down to overzealous behavior


...in the Cleveland Office.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2019 05:40 PM (/O9R9)

252 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
Posted by: Lord Comey at July 22, 2019 05:39 PM (kLDv+)

Define "lieth"....

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 22, 2019 05:40 PM (Ct55T)

253 Google is running Ace's site through a moble portal server called googleweblight. I'm using a Kindle with no apps installed via a hotspot.

Google now controls access to Aces site (and others). Duckduckgo works as usual.

googleweblight

( google we blight?)


Ok, put down the pitchforks.

GoogleWebLight just does a little magic to make certain web pages download faster if you're on a slow connection.

They only do that if the page you're looking at isn't very complicated (ace's page is mostly text, check) and your machine isn't powerful (kindle, check) and your internet connection is slow (you tell me).

You can opt out by adding a response header, "Cache-Control: no-transform"

Posted by: bonhomme at July 22, 2019 05:40 PM (9t0Zz)

254 Also, just for the record, Tyrus is a treasure.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 22, 2019 05:40 PM (fuK7c)

255 226 Mark, I started using DuckDuckGo and have never looked back..... a Pox on all the rest.....

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:34 PM (90T4r)

Same,I don't even care if my search results are not the best, you learn to adapt. I have used duck for a couple years at least, to hell with Gurgle. The next step is to find a good conservative or at last normal email site.
Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 05:36 PM (n13/j)

Didn't someone set up a moronhorde email account?

I think protonmail has a good rep security-wise but it's not as user-friendly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 22, 2019 05:40 PM (bcbK8)

256 we're all saying comey gets a slap on the wrist. BUT what if...and follow me here. Trump fights...and they throw the motherfucking book at this guy?

sort of like how mueller anally probed everyone of trump's associates?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 22, 2019 05:40 PM (JziUy)

257 Trump should do everything in his legal powers to stop these deep state, DC gentlemen's club types. These guys want to while away their time at DC area country clubs. They only care about politics are far as is advances them. There should be investigations of those who failed in theirs.

Posted by: Quint at July 22, 2019 05:40 PM (n13/j)

258 Serious question for Law Inclined Hordelings..... is what Comey did possibly considered treasonous???
Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:30 PM (90T4r)


Only if it was in to aid an enemy in a war declared by Congress.
Says so right there in the Constitution (betwixt the good and plenty clause).

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 22, 2019 05:40 PM (1g7ch)

259 Which one of the three is MOST likely to commit suicide?

And which one of the three is most likely to cut a deal to save himself?

Comey, Cllapper or Brennan?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 05:25 PM (NFEMn)
*******
whoever the Deep state cabal/Clinton Mafia can get to 1st

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 05:40 PM (BqBId)

260 258 Serious question for Law Inclined Hordelings..... is what Comey did possibly considered treasonous???
Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:30 PM (90T4r)


Only if it was in to aid an enemy in a war declared by Congress.
Says so right there in the Constitution (betwixt the good and plenty clause).
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 22, 2019 05:40 PM (1g7ch)

Ah, thanks....l so just a disloyal scumbag then....

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:41 PM (90T4r)

261 I like Hershey's syrup on my fries.

Posted by: Ana Navarro at July 22, 2019 05:42 PM (JcXHH)

262 Interesting.

I just filed another (4 typed pages) complaint with the DOJ IG today about malicious non-prosecutions. One of the things I pointed out is that the IG report on the FBI's examination of Hillary missed Comey's testimony under oath in front of congress where he admitted that he did find both "intent" and "consciousness of guilt" in what Hillary did - despite his claim that there was "no intent" when he said "no reasonable prosecutor" would file charges for her actions.

Posted by: An Observation at July 22, 2019 05:42 PM (gdTDb)

263 Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 22, 2019 05:40 PM (1g7ch)
**********
Sedition Definition of sedition
: incitement of resistance to or insurrection against lawful authority

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 22, 2019 05:42 PM (BqBId)

264 Serious question for Law Inclined Hordelings..... is what Comey did possibly considered treasonous???
Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:30 PM (90T4r)


Only if it was in to aid an enemy in a war declared by Congress.
Says so right there in the Constitution (betwixt the good and plenty clause).
==============================
So they'll have to tie it into the GWOT to make any firing squad "notionally" legit.

Posted by: I'd buy that for a dollar at July 22, 2019 05:42 PM (C6xeQ)

265 Everybody keeps getting paid.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 22, 2019 05:43 PM (6/uwW)

266 261 I like Hershey's syrup on my fries.
Posted by: Ana Navarro at July 22, 2019 05:42 PM (JcXHH)

Someone married her recently..... something something PT Barnum said......

Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:43 PM (90T4r)

267 Serious question for Law Inclined Hordelings..... is what Comey did possibly considered treasonous???
Posted by: kraken at July 22, 2019 05:30 PM (90T4r)


Only if it was in to aid an enemy in a war declared by Congress.
Says so right there in the Constitution (betwixt the good and plenty clause).
Posted by: Burnt Toast



Treason

Treason against the United States shall consist only in levying war against them, or in adhering to their enemies, giving aid and comfort.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2019 05:43 PM (MOpDc)

268 240: He can run with it, but if there are no prosecutions, it will be presented as well intentioned on the part of the FBI.

And where is Rosenstein in all this? He signed a FISA request and prolonged this mess, and is also a Mueller alum. The whole thing is so incestuous that I can't imagine anyone will actually be prosecuted, not even McCabe.

Posted by: CN at July 22, 2019 05:43 PM (U7k5w)

269 Ok fine. Let's just say that he lied under oath to Congress.

So?

Posted by: Drider at July 22, 2019 05:44 PM (h7ves)

270 Which one of the three is MOST likely to commit suicide?

And which one of the three is most likely to cut a deal to save himself?

Comey, Cllapper or Brennan?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 22, 2019 05:25 PM (NFEMn)
*******
whoever the Deep state cabal/Clinton Mafia can get to 1st
=======
Yeah. I'd imagine they'd all like to kill each other right about now.