In Birmingham, England, Muslim Moms Protesting a School's Pro-Homosexuality Indoctrination

Who are the oppressed ones here? I don't know who I should support with my feeeeeelings!


But Mr Moffat and the No Outsiders programme have come under fire from some Muslim parents who condemn such teachings, as homosexuality is strictly forbidden in Islam.

Mr Moffat, who is openly gay, and the school have defended the programme, which they said had been fully explained to parents. They added: "No Outsiders allows us to raise awareness of these differences so that children are able to tolerate and accept differences in our society."

But outraged mum Fatima Shah, who has taken her 10-year-old daughter out of the school, told BirminghamLive: "It's inappropriate, totally wrong.

"Children are being told it's OK to be gay yet 98 per cent of children at this school are Muslim. It's a Muslim community.

"I've taken my daughter out and other parents have too. Enough is enough...

"My child came home and told me am I OK to be a boy? It's confusing children about sexuality.

"I want my child to learn about English, maths and science."

There's a good chance police will get involved here -- England now routinely sends cops to harass and intimidate people who even retweet a post suggesting that trans "women" are not really women. (Not even to any specific person, just a general observation.)

So when the cops come to crush wrongthink, whose side should they use force and threat of imprisonment to champion?

We'll soon find out who really runs Bartertown.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:07 PM




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1 Well yes, this should be interesting.

Posted by: WisRich at January 28, 2019 01:03 PM (G0vdT)

2 "We'll soon find out who really runs Bartertown."

Master Blaster?

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 28, 2019 01:03 PM (OD2ni)

3 hahahahahahaha!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 28, 2019 01:04 PM (d7Ww2)

4 Pass the popcorn.

Posted by: sinalco at January 28, 2019 01:04 PM (yODqO)

5 The Clash Of the Identitarians!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Hit Musical Learning to Code! at January 28, 2019 01:04 PM (0QYMt)

6 I will laugh when the "protected Muslims" start blowing the crap out of their british oppressors.

hmmmm, this may be a shitshow of epic proportions.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 28, 2019 01:05 PM (d7Ww2)

7 BRB, buying shares of Jiffy Pop and Orville Redenbacher.

Posted by: Bert G at January 28, 2019 01:05 PM (tOP4K)

8 and the school have defended the programme

Anyone who writes "programme" with an "me" is gay.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 28, 2019 01:05 PM (PNUbZ)

9 Let them fight! It's damn entertaining when the left starts eating each other

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at January 28, 2019 01:05 PM (cX6D2)

10 I wonder who's punching down in this scenario?

Posted by: Flyguy at January 28, 2019 01:06 PM (3sOO0)

11 Just thinking logically, the cops should be messing with the muslims because they hate bacon.... but I see the state protecting itself and they'll begin putting pressure on the muslims. Can't be bashing the government school now can we!

Posted by: Draki at January 28, 2019 01:06 PM (TpAxy)

12 Anyone who writes "programme" with an "me" is gay.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 28, 2019 01:05 PM (PNUbZ)


Well, they're British, so....

Posted by: Bert G at January 28, 2019 01:06 PM (tOP4K)

13 Oh, I really want to see how this turns out.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 28, 2019 01:06 PM (eytER)

14 I am in favor of any programme designed to turn muslimmes gay ... gayer than they normally are.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 28, 2019 01:07 PM (PNUbZ)

15 The Muzzies will win.

In any western (dying) culture they are always higher up the virtue-signalling food chain than are da gheys.

Posted by: DocJ at January 28, 2019 01:07 PM (NYS7S)

16 Islam will win this battle.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 28, 2019 01:07 PM (UnA8+)

17
What we have here is a Catch 22

Posted by: Sphynx at January 28, 2019 01:07 PM (rXie1)

18 >>We'll soon find out who really runs Bartertown.



My money is on the mom.
That gay principal will be moving to a new school soon, replaced by a muslim. He may even do this voluntarily after the community lets him know how much they disapprove of his lifestyle and his school's curriculum.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2019 01:07 PM (W+vEI)

19 Because Dancing Boys aren't gay.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2019 01:07 PM (u4XBV)

20 Heh.

Posted by: Someguy at January 28, 2019 01:08 PM (WYC5Y)

21 My money is on the muslims.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at January 28, 2019 01:08 PM (7esQ2)

22 Field Trip to The Petting Zoo

Posted by: Back On! at January 28, 2019 01:08 PM (u4XBV)

23 Needs more Brexit.

Posted by: m at January 28, 2019 01:08 PM (XvwBl)

24 Crossing the intersectional streams. I'll get the popcorn.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 28, 2019 01:08 PM (1ISKN)

25 The schools will back off, the cops will ignore, and the islamists will extract more concessions and positions from the politicians.

Wash rinse repeat until it's time to Remove Porkeater.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2019 01:08 PM (ZejZP)

26 So when the cops come to crush wrongthink, whose side should they use force and threat of imprisonment to champion?


Cops won't go into No-Go areas.

And if the school is 98% muslim, that's pretty much a no go area.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2019 01:08 PM (M2urV)

27 I think the Muslims win easily. A fight between old white gay men and young anti-gay Muslim immigrants probably won't even be close enough to be entertaining.

Posted by: Dave A at January 28, 2019 01:08 PM (mXUCw)

28 The mooslims run bartertown.

I think the current victim priority list goes like this:

1. mooslims2. trannies, pedos, garden variety gays3. illegals4. blacks5. other, as needed

Posted by: shibumi, taking no prisoners at January 28, 2019 01:08 PM (u0hpX)

29 Blue on Blue is always interesting. Goes well with the morning discussion on the Russian revolution and Spanish civil war.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 28, 2019 01:09 PM (2DOZq)

30 That gay principal will be moving to a new school
soon, replaced by a muslim. He may even do this voluntarily after the
community lets him know how much they disapprove of his lifestyle and
his school's curriculum.



Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2019 01:07 PM (W+vEI)

Only if he survives being tossed off the highest minaret (that was formerly a steeple) in town.

Posted by: Bert G at January 28, 2019 01:09 PM (tOP4K)

31 This will all be deemed OK in the spirit of diversity and tolerance. Not that any native, white Brits could make such demands. That would be hateful.

Nothing to see here, move along!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2019 01:09 PM (W+vEI)

32 Red on Red

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 28, 2019 01:09 PM (yQpMk)

33 Silver Lining : They didn't strap bombs to them.

Posted by: garrett at January 28, 2019 01:09 PM (u4XBV)

34 Wonder if Mr Moffat can fly. I suspect he's likely to find out.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 28, 2019 01:09 PM (gC2IV)

35 somebody deliver them a truck load of guns.

let them fight it out to the last one standing.

shoot the survivor.

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 28, 2019 01:09 PM (FZYNt)

36
"Children are being told it's OK to be gay yet 98 per cent of children at this school are Muslim. It's a Muslim community."


"Gays are being told that Islam is tolerant yet 98 percent of the boys at this school suck dick. It's a Gay community"

Posted by: Sphynx at January 28, 2019 01:09 PM (rXie1)

37 It was a matter of time, really. Islam is even more rigid and inflexible about homosexual behavior than Christianity. Christians say "don't do that, its a sin like gossip or theft." Muslims kill you for it. Christians think we all sin and require forgiveness, that we're saved by the doing and dying of Jesus Christ alone. Muslims believe that you can live a life without sin, by simply following basic rules. All Christians know that we sin as well as any homosexual does, and cannot condemn someone as being worse than us for it, only encourage people to live right before God.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 01:09 PM (39g3+)

38 This clash of culture was inevitable.

Posted by: Don Q at January 28, 2019 01:09 PM (NgKpN)

39 29 Blue on Blue is always interesting. Goes well with the morning discussion on the Russian revolution and Spanish civil war.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 28, 2019 01:09 PM (2DOZq)

This is really more Green on Pink.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 28, 2019 01:10 PM (UnA8+)

40 This could answer the whole matter/antimatter question.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 01:10 PM (NWiLs)

41 Muslims tend to get results, because unlike Christians, there are real-world consequences for pissing them off.

Posted by: rickl at January 28, 2019 01:10 PM (xjiRE)

42 Easy choice. Pansies rarely cut your head off.

I betting Muzzies for the win.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2019 01:10 PM (VaN/j)

43 >>Only if he survives being tossed off the highest minaret (that was formerly a steeple) in town.


I would be shocked if he isn't on the receiving end of some physical intimidation.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2019 01:10 PM (W+vEI)

44 When is Jake Tapper going to let me know whot to root for here?

Posted by: John Podhoretz at January 28, 2019 01:10 PM (OD2ni)

45 And now we arrive at the "what do you do when you run of vectors to follow in the incoherent irritating of the other"?

Such practices are what passes for a core set of beliefs for our intellectual whiplash afflicted betters.

Posted by: Paul Simon at January 28, 2019 01:10 PM (Boy/L)

46 muslims will win. they fight. gays depend on the government to advance their agenda. muzzies don't give a fuck about "feelings."

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 28, 2019 01:10 PM (KP5rU)

47 You know, y'all have a good point. The UK govt lets muslims rape underage girls.... how is speaking against homosexuality worse than that?

Posted by: Draki at January 28, 2019 01:10 PM (TpAxy)

48 37 It was a matter of time, really. Islam is even more rigid and inflexible about homosexual behavior than Christianity. Christians say "don't do that, its a sin like gossip or theft." Muslims kill you for it. Christians think we all sin and require forgiveness, that we're saved by the doing and dying of Jesus Christ alone. Muslims believe that you can live a life without sin, by simply following basic rules. All Christians know that we sin as well as any homosexual does, and cannot condemn someone as being worse than us for it, only encourage people to live right before God.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 01:09 PM (39g3+)

In the OT it would get you dead.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 01:10 PM (NWiLs)

49 Goes without saying that proper nomenclature should be Red on Red but that ship has sailed.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 28, 2019 01:10 PM (2DOZq)

50 The British government will side with the Muslims because the Muslims have shown that they're willing to get violent for their beliefs. They also want Muslim votes and it's almost certain that there are more Muslims than homosexuals. Sorry gays, you'll be taking it up the backside on this one.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 28, 2019 01:11 PM (MHg3R)

51

Time for strap-on class. Those strapping on dildoes line up on this wall. Those strapping on bombs, the opposite wall. Let's have fun, class.

Posted by: Sphynx at January 28, 2019 01:11 PM (rXie1)

52 Muzzies are higher up the vicitmolgy ladder. Homos lose out here but could be long and funny battle.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 28, 2019 01:11 PM (pw+jk)

53 Wow, England. It's Current year! How can you be so either homophobic or islamaphobic? For shame.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 28, 2019 01:11 PM (OJXf7)

54 I run Bartertown! Embargo on!!!

Posted by: Mohammed Blaster at January 28, 2019 01:11 PM (ksPsw)

55 And now...
...at long last, long-delayed, long anticipated...

The opening chapters of the first book in our new Celebrity Skullduggers Mystery Series line.


The Case of the Missing WMD's

A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)

Chapter 1. Enter the Detective

It was a cold snowy day in the cruel-hearted city.

I was standing in front of an organic grocery on Columbus and 66th. Waiting to meet a contact.

Or, perhaps, a "contact." A set-up. A piece of juicy bait dangled by Karl Rove's Department of Dirty Tricks.

Time would tell. it always does.

That's what time does-- it tells.

And it kills.

I was dressed like any other citizen of these Unilateral States of America.

I wore a dirty beat-up ski parka.

Gap Comfort-Fit shirt.

Wrangler Husky (TM) jeans.

Black socks. Or at least they appeared black-ish.

Even I was uncomfortable with the current state of my socks. Due to constant wear and infrequent washing, they'd ceased being flexible fabric and had become a semi-rigid polyblend of wool and human filth, perfectly shaped to match the contours of my feet.

I couldn't be too worried about that. Cleanliness means less and less in George Walker Hitler's Amerikkka.

You wouldn't know to look at me that I'm an Oscar (TM) winning director of the critically-hailed documentary Bowling for Columbine. Or that I won the Cannes Film Festival's Palm d'Or for that very work. Or that I captured the prestigious British Bookseller's Truth-to-Power Prize for my New York Times bestselling Dude, Where's My Country?

If I told you all that -- if I told you about the myriad film awards I'd won for my powerful documentary Roger and Me, or my Emmy (TM) award for my revolutionary television show TV Nation -- you probably wouldn't believe me.

But then I'd show you. Because I have all those awards with me. I carry them on my person at all times in an oversized Land's End hiking bag, well-frayed strap draped rakishly over my left shoulder.

It's a heavy bag.

Because I've won a lot of awards.

I could tell you all about them. I think maybe I will.

But later. Right now, you only have to understand that I was on a one-man mission to reveal the truth about the Bush Maladministration.

The truth about Iraq.

The truth about Afghanistan.

The truth about this fictitious "president" fighting a fictitious war against fictitious enemies and then refusing to attend the fictitious funerals of the fictitious victims of his warmongering.

Wait. No. That's not right.

The funerals and victims are actually real. Sorry. They're real, everything before that last clause is fictitious.

Sometimes, when you're as cynical and hard-boiled as I am, you lose all control over your run-on sentences. We hard-boiled detectives run a little hot sometimes.

That's just the way it is, Princess. If you want to tag along on my beat, you'll just have to get used to it.

My name is Moore. Mike Moore. I carry a badge.

The badge says, "First Prize, Documentary, Tarrytown Film Festival."

But the badge says something else. It's not there in print, it's not embossed over the shiny gold relief of the Tarrytown Chamber of Cultural Affairs, but the badge says it all the same.

The badge says I own this corner of New York.

This part of the city is mine. The city might be grimy and dirty and in desperate need of a shave but she's mine.

She's mine --all the way from the Barnes & Noble on 83rd down to the Brentano's at 72nd; from the Starbuck's on Central Park West all the way over to the Gap for Kids on Columbus Avenue.

I walked along the streets, passing the Zabar's, the Citradella's, the Fairway Upscale Grocer, the designer-eyeware outlets; the Burberry-coated podiatrists hustling to work, the interactive medical software engineers tightly clutching their PowerBooks, the slinky Columbia pre-dentistry students bobbing along obliviously as they listened to John Meyer Unplugged on their I-Pods.

It was a jungle. My jungle. None of them knew, none even suspected, that I was watching over all of them, hard-eyed, alert, just waiting, praying, for any of them to break bad and attempt to stifle my right to speak out against the Forty-Third Reich that is the Bush Residency.

I am the fat blue line.

I'm an Internet Detective.




Chapter 2. Daylight Danger

You say you've never heard of an Internet Detective? Doesn't surprise me. The American public doesn't know a lot of what's going on these days.

I'm the world's first and only Internet Detective. I patrol the Internet, looking for vital clues. And they're out there, folks.

It's all out there. The truth is out there waiting to be discovered. On MoveOn.org. On Indymedia. On MediaWhoresOnline.

Thousands of people who scarcely leave their apartments are busy typing, typing, typing conspiracy theories into their on-line journals and reading and quoting and citing other intrepid Internet researchers.

My job is to gather the clues. Piece together the pieces of the puzzle. Take this Reichstag Fire essay from BushIsHitler.com, synthesize it with information gleaned from gleaned from HitlerWasBush.com about the Bush Crime Family's Nazi connections.

I put the clues together. Copy stuff I find on-line, paste it into my Word documents. Then I publish my findings in extraordinarily lucrative mass-market pop-politics books.

Takes all of ten minutes.

I wrote my upcoming book, Help, My Regime Has Fallen and I Can't Get Up!, while waiting for a trim at SuperCuts.

It's a tough racket. A dangerous job. But I take only $200,000 as an advance plus a guaranteed $200,000 marketing and promotion budget plus 15% of all gross receipts and retained ancillary rights.

Plus expenses.

A man does what he has to get by in this economy.

Which is the worst economy in all of American history, including the Great Depression (source: a man posting under the name "Stinky" on Salon Table Talk).

* * *

I stamped my feet in the snow to keep them warm. My contact was late.

He went by the name of "Joe Wilson." Likely story. Said he had some information about his CIA-operative wife being "outed" by Karl Rove.

That's what he said.

Time would tell.

Time always does. That's what time does.

I reached into a pants-pocket for a half-eaten Pizza Hut Meat Lover's Deep-Dish Pizza I had wisely stowed away earlier, folded up in my pants like a chunky, cheesy handkerchief.

I sank my teeth into the cold but delectable melange of cheese, pepperoni, and spicy Italian ham.

An elderly Chinese couple crunched through the snow and then stopped directly before me, interrupting my meager feast.

"Please sir," the old woman began.

"Move on, China White," I told her. "I'm busy."

I began eating the crust around the outside of the pizza. I wiped my sauce-dripping fingers on the nearest convenient surface, which happened to be my forehead.

Now the man started up with me. "Sir, we are tourists. From Taiwan. We want to know how to get to the Number 9 line--"

I wasn't buying his act. "I told Madame Jade here already. I'm on the job. Working on a case of vital importance to the very survival of the American Republic." I opened my mouth wide and tossed the last delicious chunk of the pizza into my mouth, and then I swallowed it without chewing. Then I fixed my attention of the Chinese couple, who still had not left me to my thoughts. "I'm busy, Grasshopper. Now why don't the pair of you make like General Tso and go invent yourselves a popular chicken dish."

The couple pretended to not understand what I was saying. I didn't like it.
Everything about them screamed: Set up. Agent provocateurs. Or worse-- Cointelpro agents, a two-man CIA/FBI "Political Damage Control" team.

"Ah, ah, yes, yes," the "old" "Chinese" "man" said in an effort to reassure me. "But I have this, ah, this map of subway. If you could please show where--"

He attempted to bring the "map" up near my face. I seized his wrist to stop him.

I'd had enough. They wouldn't be chilling my right to free speech today.

I smiled warmly to both of them. "It's just this way," I said in a pleasant sing song. I led them into the loading alley behind a restaurant.

"Ah, very good, very good," the Bush minion said.

Once we were away from the view of the general public, I reached into my bag, took out my Oscar (TM) for Best Documentary, and began savagely beating them about the head and shoulders with the gleaming golden statuette.

The couple fled from the alley at warp speed, screaming gibberish "Chinese" in wild panic, blinded by hot red blood flowing freely into their eyes.

I reached behind my ear and took out a Scooter Pie I'd tucked behind it earlier. I bit into the marshmallowlicious confection with deepest satisfaction.

I could have killed them.

But I chose to let them live.

Let them deliver a message to Karl Rove:

They're not taking this critically-praised filmmaker down without a fight.

Pauline Kael once called me "the Woody Allen of documentarians, and the Erroll Morris of comics."

That's not exactly relevant, but I think you should know that. Pauline Kael doesn't just say that about anybody, you know.

My name is Michael Moore.

I am on Jeneane Garofalo's IM Buddy List.




Chapter 3. Interview with the Mole

It was an hour later when "Joe Wilson" meandered up to me.

He was well-dressed. Clean-shaven. His slightly shaggy mane was the only discordant note.

He was gaunt, nearly emaciated. On a five-foot-ten frame, he was only carrying two hundred forty, two-hundred-fifty pounds. A mantis-like stick-figure of a man.

Not a burly, robust manly figure like myself.

He began to introduce himself, but I quickly seized him by the lapels, spun him about, and checked him hard against the wall. I began searching him for weapons.

I expertly patted down his greatcoat, my fingers twitching and alert for the feel of cold hard metal.

As an Internet Detective, I've become an expert for patting people down for hidden weapons.

And also for hidden Filet-O-Fish sandwiches. You never know when a perp might be holding one out on you.

I finished patting him down.

No gun. No Filet-O-Fish, either.

But then: It never hurts to ask. So I did.

"No," Wilson told me, his voice even and clear, "I'm not hiding a Filet-O-Fish sandwich anywhere on my body."

"If you say so," I said. He looked like the kind of guy who'd carry a Filet-O-Fish with him. Why wouldn't he? They're delicious.

"So, I guess we should get in out of the snow," he said, worrying his fingers together for warmth. "Maybe we could try that juice bar. They seem to have seating."

I looked in the direction of his gaze. From the outside, it did appear to be just an innocent shop selling blended juice drinks.

But I didn't like it.

I saw corporate-casual clones ordering fruit drinks, making casual chatter with the girl at the register. Any single one of them could be a government agent, a Bush hitboy, a blue-eyed blond-haired corn-fed all-American killer, toting a government issue license to chill my right to free speech. And lay my body down cold and hard right beside while they're at it.

I shook my head. "No dice, Wilson. Fruit's off the menu today."

Wilson didn't get it. "I really wanted a smoothie."

"A smoothie, eh, kid?" I chuckled. I absently stuck a match into my mouth. "You know what kind of smoothie you'll get in there? The kind where they set both barrels of their shotguns to 'puree' and they splatter your pulp all over the wall. And then they scrape your life-juice off into a clear plastic cup and serve it to their thirsty Republican masters, all topped with whipped cream and papaya slices while the brainwashed American public clamors for more. Is that the kind of 'smoothie' you're looking for, Wilson?"

Wilson thought about that. "Actually," he said, "I was thinking more like a Raspberry Fribble."

I jerked a thumb over my shoulder. "Let's travel. I don't like staying in one place too long." I began walking. Wilson followed.

"Where are we going?" he wanted to know.

"A careful, quiet little joint we locals call The Royal Orange." I looked back over my shoulder. "Out of towners -- tourists like you -- probably know it as Burger King."

Wilson seemed satisfied enough with that.

The local BK was known as something of a haunt for fellow truth-seekers like myself. Several times over the past year I'd seen former UNSCOM inspector Scott Ritter there (rail-thin at a mere 280 pounds) sharing a Happy Meal with his daughters, one a fetching Vietnamese girl of about fourteen years of age, the other a pretty sixteen year old blonde with a bit of baby fat but gorgeous blue eyes.

Wait. Now that I think about it, Scott Ritter doesn't have any kids that age.

Nevermind. Most likely the pretty underage lasses were sources he was cultivating. Probably something juicy about the Bush-Heroin-Oil triangle trade I'd read so much about on BushJacksSmack.org.

We came upon the doors of the Burger King. My senses thrilled to the sound of Chicken Tenders sizzling in grease.

"Maybe you'll be able to get a Filet-O-Fish," Wilson offered.

"Maybe," I nodded, but I chuckled a little inside. The kid was a rookie. And that's what rookies do-- they make rookie mistakes.

For a man could spend a hard jailhouse year in this merciless city before he'd get a Filet-O-Fish at a Burger King.

Because they're not on the menu. They just don't make them.

On the other hand: They do make Whalers.

And on a cold gray snow-shrouded day in New York, Whalers sounded just fine to me.

to be continued...

(maybe)

- Jonah Goldberg (2000)

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 28, 2019 01:11 PM (GFNAW)

56 Coming soon left eats left.



I'll be eating popcorn. Maybe enjoying an adult beverage on the side.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 28, 2019 01:11 PM (0OmEj)

57 Barrel.

Posted by: Ha at January 28, 2019 01:12 PM (MAstk)

58 37 It was a matter of time, really. Islam is even more rigid and inflexible about homosexual behavior than Christianity. Christians say "don't do that, its a sin like gossip or theft." Muslims kill you for it. Christians think we all sin and require forgiveness, that we're saved by the doing and dying of Jesus Christ alone. Muslims believe that you can live a life without sin, by simply following basic rules. All Christians know that we sin as well as any homosexual does, and cannot condemn someone as being worse than us for it, only encourage people to live right before God.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 01:09 PM (39g3+)

Christians are supposed to exile/shun the unrepentant. At least according to the Bible. Its step 3 in the rebuking process.

Posted by: Someguy at January 28, 2019 01:12 PM (WYC5Y)

59 Buzzfeeds new quiz on which type of liberal mental disorder you are is LIT it even tells you which kind of cognitive dissonance you use most!

Posted by: Wizards! At the bottom of it all! at January 28, 2019 01:12 PM (jhTf/)

60 My money's on the Muslims winning this intersectional grudge match. The gays are gonna find out where they fall in the victim hierarchy, and it ain't number one.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 28, 2019 01:12 PM (zmIJL)

61 "Birmingham..."


WHAAAAAT?!
"England,..."

oh
oops

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at January 28, 2019 01:12 PM (rby4p)

62 Yup, they spent a couple of generations now tearing down that overly masculine Western Stereotype of Manly Men who do Manly things.

And now wonder why there is no one left to protect them.

/facepalm

Posted by: Don Q at January 28, 2019 01:12 PM (NgKpN)

63 So is this like when you tie a piece of buttered toast to a cat and then drop the cat from about 6 feet?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 28, 2019 01:12 PM (RD7QR)

64 54 I run Bartertown! Embargo on!!!
Posted by: Mohammed Blaster at January 28, 2019 01:11 PM (ksPsw)

But pigs are haram.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 01:12 PM (NWiLs)

65 >>>Islam is even more rigid and inflexible




Mmmmm, tell me more

Posted by: Shep Smith at January 28, 2019 01:12 PM (rXie1)

66 Meh. Muslims also support abominations like Sharia Law and all it's accoutrements. but I get the overall point.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2019 01:13 PM (VpIIl)

67 I'm going to go with the muslims, but if once they start blowing things up they get outside "their community" and into the greater english population, I would wager decent odds the football hooligans will get involved, and then it gets very interesting...

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 28, 2019 01:13 PM (8D42x)

68 They'll figure it out with the usual hope that the alligator eats me last fantasy they all have. Keep appeasing whomever as long as you aren't on today's menu.

My guess is that the muslims win every battle because everyone knows that brutal violence is on the table.

Everyone also knows that white is bottom of the totem pole. The rest is up for grabs.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 28, 2019 01:13 PM (z79tQ)

69
I can't wait for that clash to come to America. Should be interesting who the MFM supports. Probably the ones who won't slit their throats or throw them off of roofs.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 28, 2019 01:13 PM (SiINZ)

70 We our all excited on Brattleboro that Hillary will rum for Presdent again !! Her and Elerbeth Warrin would be a grate team !!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattlboro, VT at January 28, 2019 01:13 PM (qM84C)

71 Honestly, it's a shame minorities like muslims, blacks, and hispanics just seem to want handouts from government because on social issues, they are not "woke" at all.

An evangelical Christians doesn't want a transgender bathroom at their kids Elementary school. A Muslim wants to burn a gay person in a cage and film it. And yet liberals are far more terrified of the Mike Pence's of the world.

Posted by: Blago at January 28, 2019 01:13 PM (UfkIY)

72 Holy fucking windbag Ratman.

Posted by: Mohammed Blaster at January 28, 2019 01:13 PM (ksPsw)

73 Hey, its right there in the manual. When the population density reaches saturation, they take over substitute sharia.

Frankly, Mr. Moffat it likely to find himself underneath a brick wall by next week.

And Chief Constable Whalid Hoosbeenphartine will rule the whole thing an unfortunate accident.

Posted by: simplemind at January 28, 2019 01:13 PM (5YsDF)

74 ...and this, my friendly libtard snake, is a piece of 100%, grade A snake tail. Please, dig in, it's delicious! (And yours!)

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 28, 2019 01:13 PM (ty7RM)

75
The gay Principal better learn to code.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 28, 2019 01:13 PM (jYje5)

76 But, let's be blunt: Muslims kill people, gays don't. And that's the bottom line.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 28, 2019 01:14 PM (RD7QR)

77 75
The gay Principal better learn to code.
Posted by: Newest Nic at January 28, 2019 01:13 PM (jYje5)

It's a new language called CORNHOL

Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 01:14 PM (NWiLs)

78 76 But, let's be blunt: Muslims kill people, gays don't. And that's the bottom line.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to

I thought guns kill people?

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 28, 2019 01:14 PM (FZYNt)

79 60 My money's on the Muslims winning this intersectional grudge match. The gays are gonna find out where they fall in the victim hierarchy, and it ain't number one.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 28, 2019 01:12 PM (zmIJL)

The side with the stronger Will to Kill wins.

And that's the Muzzies.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 28, 2019 01:14 PM (UnA8+)

80
You can't see their smirks of hate when their faces are covered.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 28, 2019 01:15 PM (TAmPV)

81 Agree with the crowd, Muslims will show them who wears the strap-on in that relationship.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 28, 2019 01:15 PM (ffYR/)

82 The government will side with the Muslims using the percentage of Muslims in the school as its reasoning instead of the real reason of being cowered by the potential violence.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 28, 2019 01:15 PM (2DOZq)

83 Grievance War!!!

Posted by: Tomato Thrower at January 28, 2019 01:15 PM (Ckg4U)

84 Both Muslims and gays must LEARN TO CODE.

Posted by: zombie at January 28, 2019 01:16 PM (c+2jX)

85 can't we just start shooting everyone?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 28, 2019 01:16 PM (d7Ww2)

86 We'll soon find out who really runs Bartertown.

Unless the gay guy takes up bombing as a hobby I put my money on the Muslims.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, As Woke As He's Gonna Get at January 28, 2019 01:16 PM (Z216Q)

87 I blame that smirking Catholic kid for this.

Posted by: Bill Maher at January 28, 2019 01:17 PM (OD2ni)

88 Homos in England best learn to fly. Coding will be less useful to them. What is the highest building in Londonistan?

Posted by: Mohammed Blaster at January 28, 2019 01:17 PM (ksPsw)

89 I expect the term Racist to beat the term Homophobe in the grievance wars. Muslims have numbers and no desire to report beheaders.

Posted by: American at January 28, 2019 01:17 PM (K7ULy)

90

Mr. Shaw's only comment was "no, it's only ice cream."

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 28, 2019 01:17 PM (n2qRY)

91 Britain banned banks from giving away piggy banks because of Muslim complaints. Yeah the gays will win this one. Not.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 28, 2019 01:17 PM (2DOZq)

92 We'll soon find out who really runs Bartertown.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 28, 2019 01:17 PM (OD2ni)

93 This is really interesting. And I'm not snarking at all. I've wondered when Muslims would complain about some of the social engineering going on.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 28, 2019 01:17 PM (MkcN1)

94 "No Outsiders allows us to raise awareness of these differences so that children are able to tolerate and accept differences in our society."

Except for MAGA hats, of course. Some differences are a covering too far.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2019 01:17 PM (DMUuz)

95 In the OT it would get you dead.

In the kingdom of Israel, yes. But New Covenant, new rules.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 01:17 PM (39g3+)

96 Someone should ask every single politician which side they are on here.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, As Woke As He's Gonna Get at January 28, 2019 01:18 PM (Z216Q)

97 Anyone here ever read Amis's Stanley and the Women? It was effectively banned here for quite a few years.

But when I did get my hands on it, the line I most remembered was two Brits talking desparagingly about Muzzies. But one adds "I do have to admit they have the women problem well in hand."

Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2019 01:18 PM (VaN/j)

98 Can they both lose?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 28, 2019 01:18 PM (4ErVI)

99 Homo's haven't been top grievance group since AIDS was a thing. They need to accept that the left has moved on.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 28, 2019 01:18 PM (1ISKN)

100 Mr Moffat, who is openly gay

A gay Brit, who would have know that?

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 28, 2019 01:18 PM (T71PA)

101 96 Someone should ask every single politician which side they are on here.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, As Woke As He's Gonna Get



OOOOOOOOO!

and get it on tape!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 28, 2019 01:18 PM (d7Ww2)

102 >>
95 In the OT it would get you dead.

In the kingdom of Israel, yes. But New Covenant, new rules.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at Jan



I interpreted this as there are some violent commenters in the Overnight Thread.

Posted by: Sphynx at January 28, 2019 01:18 PM (rXie1)

103 98 Can they both lose?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

no, pretty sure we will

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 28, 2019 01:19 PM (FZYNt)

104 Thanks Ace! Needed to produce something for my 2 PM deadline.

Posted by: Jonah Goldbrick at January 28, 2019 01:19 PM (Z216Q)

105 "Britain banned banks from giving away piggy banks because of Muslim complaints. Yeah the gays will win this one. Not.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation"


Gotta hand it to them. They learned to play the grievance game pretty quick.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 28, 2019 01:19 PM (OD2ni)

106 Can they both lose?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

no, pretty sure we will
=======

That's right, bitchez!

Posted by: AvP at January 28, 2019 01:19 PM (vg8iE)

107 It's simple,the muslims will be exempt while indoctrination of everyone else carries on as usual.Until they are the majority and start executing people.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2019 01:20 PM (BXMxN)

108 I am pretty sure shit is about to get real.

Posted by: blaster at January 28, 2019 01:20 PM (9VeU0)

109 And so it begins...

Posted by: Surfperch at January 28, 2019 01:20 PM (kK4qb)

110
Britain banned banks from giving away piggy banks because of Muslim complaints. Yeah the gays will win this one. Not.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 28, 2019 01:17 PM (2DOZq)


Early line calls it a tossup.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 28, 2019 01:20 PM (TAmPV)

111 Good and hard.

Posted by: Max Power at January 28, 2019 01:20 PM (QCc6B)

112 "in which right-wing populists successfully corralled party unity behind Trump by chattering about the future of the Supreme Court and a 'Flight 93 election,' I would never underestimate their ability to do it again. Especially if Democrats end up with Kamala Harris as nominee and both parties resort to corrosive identity-politics demagoguery during the campaign."

Howard Schultz advisor: If he runs he"ll bring Trump down to a floor of 26-28%
https://t.co/rlBeo2vAHn

Posted by: Allahpundit at January 28, 2019 01:20 PM (eQbfN)

113 Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 28, 2019 01:11 PM (GFNAW)
really? wall o text isn't cute....

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 28, 2019 01:20 PM (8D42x)

114 Another instance that climate change created

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 28, 2019 01:20 PM (FZYNt)

115 I warned you...

Posted by: George Orwell at January 28, 2019 01:20 PM (xSo9G)

116 First, I agree with a lot of what the parents say about the program being inappropriate for young children

Second, it's already started to get ugly:

"The headteacher, David Williams and Andrew Moffat have met any parent asking for a meeting and were currently meeting parents about this at least once every day. . .

Presently these meetings have been curtailed due to them becoming personal and aggressive.

On Monday, January 11, Andrew Moffat approached the parents to ask what the petition was about; unbeknown to Andrew, he was filmed by a parent and this film was later put on social media.

A member of the public phoned the school on Thursday, January 17 to say the film of Mr Moffat would be, 'bad for his health'".

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2019 01:21 PM (W+vEI)

117 Gotta hand it to them. They learned to play the grievance game pretty quick.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 28, 2019 01:19 PM (OD2ni)


Success of grievance + acid attack is a bad lesson. Moral hazard.

Posted by: blaster at January 28, 2019 01:21 PM (9VeU0)

118 Good job, Jonah. You've got a ways to go, though...I once copy/pasted over 1K comments.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 28, 2019 01:21 PM (ty7RM)

119 108 I am pretty sure shit is about to get real.
Posted by: blaster at January 28, 2019 01:20 PM (9VeU0)

Tensions can only ratchet up for so long before something breaks.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at January 28, 2019 01:21 PM (J+mig)

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2019 01:21 PM (W+vEI)

121 "I want my child to learn about English, maths and science."

Couldn't agree more with the Muslim moms.

Why is a young child learning anything about sexuality?

Trans people are still only a small fraction of society and so these people want to increase the numbers by working their evil on young children.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 28, 2019 01:21 PM (9hauA)

122 Islam will save Britain yet ...

Posted by: Off the reservation at January 28, 2019 01:21 PM (vWMNq)

123 Muslims are on the top of the Grievance Matrix, so Muslims trump the LGBTQ community. Bonus points if it is a black woman Muslim. Triple (but unlikely) points if it is a Black Woman Trans Non-Binary Gender Fluid Muslim.

Posted by: Joe S at January 28, 2019 01:21 PM (R8Ekl)

124 Anyone who writes "programme" with an "me" is gay.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 28, 2019 01:05 PM (PNUbZ)

Or British.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 28, 2019 01:21 PM (9hauA)

125 107 It's simple,the muslims will be exempt while indoctrination of everyone else carries on as usual.Until they are the majority and start executing people.
Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2019 01:20 PM (BXMxN)


I think you're right. The Muslims will get an exemption for "religious reasons."

Christians will be told, "Fuck you h8er, bend over."

Posted by: rickl at January 28, 2019 01:22 PM (xjiRE)

126 going to be interesting when this shit hits dearbornistan. and, it will.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 28, 2019 01:22 PM (KP5rU)

127 So Clock boy and Cock boy cannot coexist

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 28, 2019 01:22 PM (FZYNt)

128 121 "I want my child to learn about English, maths and science."

Couldn't agree more with the Muslim moms.

Why is a young child learning anything about sexuality?

Trans people are still only a small fraction of society and so these people want to increase the numbers by working their evil on young children.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 28, 2019 01:21 PM (9hauA)

Of course. It's all about grooming and recruitment.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 01:22 PM (NWiLs)

129 Who are the oppressed ones here? I don't know who I should support with my feeeeeelings!

--

Thanks, Ace. Morris Albert thanks you, too. This has sparked the mother of all earworms inside my head.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 28, 2019 01:22 PM (JoUsr)

130 There is no doctrinal consistency to Islam. That's what happens when you show up on the scene hundreds, or in some cases a thousand years later with a religion you invented out of thin air, claiming to be a continuation of the Judaeo-Christian prophets that nobody predicted, your primary pillars involve murder, subjugation, enslavement and despotism and your figurehead is engaged in all types of sin and activities more closely aligned with evil, than anything else...

Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2019 01:22 PM (VpIIl)

131

Nice school ya got here, be a shame if anything happened to it...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Dinsdale's Cousin at January 28, 2019 01:22 PM (n2qRY)

132

Time for strap-on class. Those strapping on dildoes line up on this
wall. Those strapping on bombs, the opposite wall. Let's have fun,
class.


Red Rover, Red Rover, send Mohammed al Mohammed Mohammed over!

Confusion ensues.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 28, 2019 01:22 PM (HaL55)

133 Cops show up.
It gets ugly.
Simple solution, implement "limited" Sharia law.

And yes, of course the Religion of Peace will agree to limitations...after all, its for the children.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2019 01:22 PM (0tfLf)

134 100 Mr Moffat, who is openly gay

A gay Brit, who would have know that?
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 28, 2019 01:18 PM (T71PA)


How can you tell?

Posted by: blaster at January 28, 2019 01:22 PM (9VeU0)

135 "in which right-wing populists successfully corralled party unity behind Trump by chattering about the future of the Supreme Court and a 'Flight 93 election,' I would never underestimate their ability to do it again. Especially if Democrats end up with Kamala Harris as nominee and both parties resort to corrosive identity-politics demagoguery during the campaign."

Howard Schultz advisor: If he runs he"ll bring Trump down to a floor of 26-28%
https://t.co/rlBeo2vAHn
Posted by: Allahpundit at January 28, 2019 01:20 PM (eQbfN)

---------------------

I truly hope Schultz is dumb enough to believe his advisors on this. The Leftard's new Perot.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 28, 2019 01:22 PM (ffYR/)

136 123
Muslims are on the top of the Grievance Matrix


Muslims are the Lumpen Proletariat ..

Posted by: Off the reservation at January 28, 2019 01:22 PM (vWMNq)

137 124 Anyone who writes "programme" with an "me" is gay.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 28, 2019 01:05 PM (PNUbZ)

Or British.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 28, 2019 01:21 PM (9hauA)

Tomato, tomahto.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 01:23 PM (NWiLs)

138 The boss has a sidebar item on another NT lib jumping ship to CNN (someone called Haley Byrd, with whom I am unfamiliar - but Ace says she's a lib cuck, then I'll take it at face value). There is a comment in the tweet thread that follows that summarizes the stance of the Left and their propaganda organs more precisely and concisely than I could ever hope to:

Dotard J. Rump
@DumpChumpRump

Replying to @CNNPR @byrdinator
Hail Haley!
I don't know her. But what the heck!


"If she's joining CNN, then I am all over it because Orange Man Bad. Also, my Twitter name is all about how bad Orange Man is!"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2019 01:23 PM (I2dne)

139 >>Of course. It's all about grooming and recruitment.

By both teams.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2019 01:23 PM (/tuJf)

140 I too have been waiting for Muslims to respond to popular culture's lunacy. You know they oppose it, and in that they're natural allies of Christians and conservatives. In truth, we have more in common with Muslims than we do Leftists, which makes their alliance just insane.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 01:23 PM (39g3+)

141 Yup if recent history is an accurate reflection, The gay side of this argument won't be the winning side.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 28, 2019 01:23 PM (0OmEj)

142 I am this day introducing legislation for the creation of No-Gay Zones in certain portions of the country...

Posted by: Harrison Swagbottom, MP at January 28, 2019 01:23 PM (hjaPQ)

143 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE MUSLIMS AND GAYS ARE BOTH PROTECTED CLASS IN THE UK AND HERE THEY ARE IN A STANDOFF. A TRUE CONUNDRUM.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 28, 2019 01:23 PM (rXie1)

144 Popcorn!

All of this "education" about human sexuality is, in essence, religious indoctrination. It has no place in public schools.

(I am not speaking of teaching basic biology --- although even that has been Lysenkoed where it conflicts with the leftist creed.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 28, 2019 01:23 PM (Rxduq)

145 I saw Outraged Mum open for Twisted Sister at Bartertown Arena in '84.

Posted by: Hands at January 28, 2019 01:23 PM (786Ro)

146 I'm pretty sure in England Muslim is considered more important than gay.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm's PayPal at January 28, 2019 01:24 PM (eUVat)

147 140 I too have been waiting for Muslims to respond to popular culture's lunacy. You know they oppose it, and in that they're natural allies of Christians and conservatives. In truth, we have more in common with Muslims than we do Leftists, which makes their alliance just insane.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 01:23 PM (39g3+)

Except they want us subjugated or dead as a core tenet of their religion.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 01:24 PM (NWiLs)

148 It is perfectly fine for Muslims to be gay.
In fact, it should be mandatory.

Posted by: Troll Feeder at January 28, 2019 01:24 PM (mluKg)

149 I was at the Central Portland library yesterday. It's a beautiful building. Unfortunately, it was a lot like spending time in an insane asylum. The homeless line up about a half hour before it opens. They spend time rearranging the stuff in their carts, to decide what goes in with them. I watched one guy spit on the street repeatedly, and was reminded about the laws they used to have against that. I washed my hands a lot while I was there.

They have two security officers that patrol the place. There were some displays of books, which seemed to be black radicals of the 70s and books about Africa. They really went out of the way to avoid showing any books about history or white people. Of course, the homeless all hang out at the computers. They don't really look through the books at all. It was a very unpleasant place to be.

We were in the meeting room up front, with the guys in the wooden boat group. We have to have it open to the public to use the room. This is the first year we have had people wander in. One guy wanted to talk about solar sails and how they would be in widespread use when we run out of fossil fuel. After he left, I mentioned that they would go back to using coal instead. This will likely be the last time we hold this Messabout. It's fun because they haul out these old boating magazines from the teens up through the 40s. The guys scan interesting stuff. It's from the closed stacks, so they don't get read unless requested. But we're leaving, the guys in the group are aging and I doubt anyone else will set this up.

Posted by: notsothoreau at January 28, 2019 01:24 PM (JKNZq)

150 They don't allow the No Outsider program in Afghanistan because they don't want anyone horning in on their raping young boys program.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 28, 2019 01:24 PM (2DOZq)

151

The Muzzies are just jealous that we, er, the fags, get all the best little boys...

Posted by: Shemp Smith at January 28, 2019 01:25 PM (n2qRY)

152 I truly hope Schultz is dumb enough to believe his advisors on this. The Leftard's new Perot.
Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe

_______________

For some reason, in this life we never have the luck Democrats seem to.

I agree though that if Shultz does make a Perot type play, it will guarantee Trump wins.

Bloomberg is making noises also

Posted by: Blago at January 28, 2019 01:25 PM (UfkIY)

153 Best thing about the English situation is that the Muslims they flooded the country with will eventually kill them.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 28, 2019 01:25 PM (ksPsw)

154 122 Islam will save Britain yet ...

Were I President, I'd have asked DoD and State early on what we do when our Western Europe quote NATO partners unquote are so hobbled by the numbers of their Muslim citizenry that they can no longer reasonably participate in any concerted action, and what we do when that number reaches a point when they're actively hostile?

Of course, I'm not President, and we're not likely to have one that asks those questions...

Posted by: JEM at January 28, 2019 01:25 PM (8erNz)

155 There is no doctrinal consistency to Islam.

Yeah most of it is literally made up on the spot when a question came up. They don't have a heritage of analysis, debate, or study, its obey or die. You don't study the Koran, you submit to it. You don't learn the Koran, you memorize it.

Muhammad's writings are fairly consistent at this point (although doctrine of abrogation, etc), that's almost certainly the result of a good thousand years of rewrites and editing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 01:25 PM (39g3+)

156 I was only doing my job.

Posted by: Bartertown Bobbie at January 28, 2019 01:25 PM (Y7Tmy)

157 . Probably the ones who won't slit their throats or throw them off of roofs.
Posted by: TheQuietMan
--------

Well, that lets Gannett out as the winner.

Posted by: George Orwell at January 28, 2019 01:25 PM (xSo9G)

158 Think Mr. Moffat has realized the irony of his program, "No Outsider" being killed by -- wait for it! -- outsiders?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2019 01:26 PM (W+vEI)

159 "Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 01:23 PM (39g3+)"

You need to study Islam a little deeper or live with then for awhile brother. Their doctrine is extraordinarily flawed and filled with inconsistencies and excuse for violence. There is also a reason you don't see rampant democracies across the Muslim world.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2019 01:26 PM (VpIIl)

160 149 Posted by: notsothoreau at January 28, 2019 01:24 PM (JKNZq)
++++++++++
The main downtown Denver Public Library is spectacular.
Correction: it used to be. It has become a full-time street-person convention. Also, it has bedbugs and normal people who used the library ended up taking them home.

I doubt this is what Andrew Carnegie had in mind.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 28, 2019 01:26 PM (I2dne)

161 Except they want us subjugated or dead as a core tenet of their religion.

Yeah its the parts we don't see eye to eye on that are the most critical ones. We agree on basic cultural ideas (men should be masculine, perversion is wrong, etc) but then they go... crazy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 01:26 PM (39g3+)

162 151

The Muzzies are just jealous that we, er, the fags, get all the best little boys...
Posted by: Shemp Smith at January 28, 2019 01:25 PM (n2qRY)


Maybe. But they get all the best camels.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2019 01:26 PM (VaN/j)

163 Christians are supposed to exile/shun the unrepentant. At least according to the Bible. Its step 3 in the rebuking process.
Posted by: Someguy at January 28, 2019 01:12 PM (WYC5Y)

This applies only to people claiming to be part of the Christian community, not to unbelievers. I can't find the passage now, but the Apostle Paul made it clear its not our job to police non-Christians.

Also, shunning << execution.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 28, 2019 01:26 PM (9hauA)

164 Maybe we don't have to worry because the earth will be destroyed by experiments.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/319932/

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2019 01:26 PM (BXMxN)

165 The gay side of this argument won't be the winning side. "

Fly and be free!!!! Wheeee!!!

*is me laughing a badthing?*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 28, 2019 01:26 PM (6qErC)

166 I don't want the boy-fuckers recruiting in our schools any more than I want the goat-fuckers recruiting in our schools. Apparently this is too much to ask these days.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 01:26 PM (NWiLs)

167 If I had to bet, the gay principle will be thrown off a roof

although, the gay principle raping the young boy is also a possible bet

Posted by: count floyd at January 28, 2019 01:27 PM (RPyDk)

168 Prediction: A group of muzzie fathers will soon march into the school and beat the shit out of the Marvelous Mr. Moffat. The system will immediately discontinue the program at that one school. They will then double the pressure and enlarge the program at every other school in the district.

Posted by: mc at January 28, 2019 01:27 PM (l1TIo)

169 149 I was at the Central Portland library yesterday. It's a beautiful building. Unfortunately, it was a lot like spending time in an insane asylum.

Welcome to California. At least the urban bits.

Posted by: JEM at January 28, 2019 01:27 PM (8erNz)

170 29 Blue on Blue is always interesting. Goes well with the morning discussion on the Russian revolution and Spanish civil war.
_______________

Muzzies aren't blue. They only support the left in the west on some issues -- like open borders and "migrant" rights. And that's just so they can get residency rights and welfare benefits in western countries. Once they're in, they have no tolerance for homosexual or LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ rights, or for womens' rights, or for religious freedom, or for any of that other western bullshit (in their view).

You're not going to see a bunch of muzzie kids at the local library's Drag Queen read-along day. As this muzzie mom indicates, they don't put up with that shit, and they don't want their kids indoctrinated into believing that there is no difference between males and females, or that there are 57 genders, and that you get to choose which you prefer.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 28, 2019 01:28 PM (fqUgw)

171 Falling feels like flying....for a little while.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 28, 2019 01:28 PM (2DOZq)

172 This could get interesting.

Posted by: Bosk at January 28, 2019 01:28 PM (9m9TT)

173 Convert or die seems to a pretty compelling piece of evidence on one of their flaws.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2019 01:28 PM (VpIIl)

174 If I had to bet, the gay principle will be thrown off a roof

although, the gay principle raping the young boy is also a possible bet"

Or the followers of mo'hamed.

Either way, the kids are .... screwed.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 28, 2019 01:28 PM (6qErC)

175 Bloomberg us a busybody with $51 billion.He wants to run everyones life,he will rum.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2019 01:28 PM (BXMxN)

176 Butt sex is not gay, if you pray.

Posted by: Ask The Imam at January 28, 2019 01:28 PM (88+cf)

177 Muslims are breeding more voters than the gays. Any politician can read that math.

Posted by: Downcast at January 28, 2019 01:29 PM (LfmwQ)

178 171 Falling feels like flying....for a little while.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 28, 2019 01:28 PM (2DOZq)

It's not the fall, it's the sudden stop at the end.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 01:29 PM (NWiLs)

179
Muslims don't understand that this is Part Of The Deal they made with the Left.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 28, 2019 01:29 PM (MyzK+)

180 In Birmingham they love the Imam, boo-hoo-hoo
Now we all did what we could do

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 28, 2019 01:29 PM (+y/Ru)

181
"No Outsider" sounds like typical doublespeak which means the opposite of what it purports. In effect, everyone is gay, as in the words of the Prophet Cobain.

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 28, 2019 01:29 PM (jYje5)

182 The solution here to protect the gays, I believe, is to not build building over two stories.

Posted by: Fritz at January 28, 2019 01:29 PM (wxZSX)

183 Evil vs Evil....this is like the Eastern Front all over again.

I don't know who to root for.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 28, 2019 01:29 PM (xJa6I)

184 Tomato, tomahto.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 01:23 PM (NWiLs)

LOL. I was going to make the British or gay joke but decided not to.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 28, 2019 01:29 PM (9hauA)

185 Chai-boys hardest hit.

Posted by: Zod at January 28, 2019 01:29 PM (Bdeb0)

186
And the Left doesn't understand the Deal with the Muslims includes, well, Islam.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 28, 2019 01:30 PM (MyzK+)

187 Birmingham and Manchester are cities with some of the largest Muslim populations in England, no?

Posted by: Sphynx at January 28, 2019 01:30 PM (rXie1)

188 163 Christians are supposed to exile/shun the unrepentant. At least according to the Bible. Its step 3 in the rebuking process.
Posted by: Someguy at January 28, 2019 01:12 PM (WYC5Y)

This applies only to people claiming to be part of the Christian community, not to unbelievers. I can't find the passage now, but the Apostle Paul made it clear its not our job to police non-Christians.

Also, shunning << execution.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 28, 2019 01:26 PM (9hauA)

Sure sure, though we're also not supposed to be yoked to non believers either. Mostly clarifying that acknowledging we will sin from time to time is not supposed to result in tolerance of sin.

Posted by: Someguy at January 28, 2019 01:30 PM (WYC5Y)

189 I could tell you stories from Iraq and Afghanistan that would turn your stomach. Like children the Muj thought were "cooperating" by taking candy who ended up dead on the trash heap the next day like discarded garbage.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2019 01:30 PM (VpIIl)

190 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 28, 2019 01:28 PM (fqUgw)

I'm only concerned about the West and they vote for the Leftist candidates so they're Blue.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 28, 2019 01:30 PM (2DOZq)

191 180 In Birmingham they love the Imam, boo-hoo-hoo
Now we all did what we could do
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 28, 2019 01:29 PM (+y/Ru)

Now Rotherham does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you, tell the truth

Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 01:30 PM (NWiLs)

192 I agree though that if Shultz does make a Perot type play, it will guarantee Trump wins.

Bloomberg is making noises also

--

What to choose:

Dirty hypodermics and national conversations about race (ie. self-flagellation for white people)

or

Give me all your pop/soda drinks, plastics and firearms.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 28, 2019 01:30 PM (JoUsr)

193
It's like two Devils made a deal with each other.

What can go wrong.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 28, 2019 01:30 PM (MyzK+)

194 Muslims treat the leftards like what they are; useful idiots.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 28, 2019 01:30 PM (ksPsw)

195 >>>We'll soon find out who really runs Bartertown.

A midget riding adopt a giant muscular Down syndrome kid, that's who runs Bartertown.

Posted by: wooga at January 28, 2019 01:30 PM (ezaGg)

196 155 There is no doctrinal consistency to Islam.

Yeah most of it is literally made up on the spot when a question came up. They don't have a heritage of analysis, debate, or study, its obey or die. You don't study the Koran, you submit to it. You don't learn the Koran, you memorize it.

Muhammad's writings are fairly consistent at this point (although doctrine of abrogation, etc), that's almost certainly the result of a good thousand years of rewrites and editing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 01:25 PM (39g3+)


There is an argument that some tried in the 9th - 11th Cs, but got rejected. Averroes, for instance. Ronald Knox, for instance, argues thus. The Church could swallow and digest Greek thought; Islam had to vomit it out.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2019 01:31 PM (VaN/j)

197 I forgot about that Michael Moore mystery.

Thanks for writing that, Jonah!!!!

Posted by: ace at January 28, 2019 01:31 PM (PbpT7)

198 Bloomberg us a busybody with $51 billion.He wants to run everyones life,he will rum.
Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2019 01:28 PM (BXMxN)

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He would need to run as a Dem or Independent. No way he takes PDT in the R primary. So, I hope he does waste the money.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 28, 2019 01:31 PM (ffYR/)

199 Predicting a 100% Muslim country will be established inside of England within 20 years, unless the whole place succumbs and turns Islamic by then.

Posted by: Sphynx at January 28, 2019 01:31 PM (rXie1)

200 >>The main downtown Denver Public Library is spectacular.
Correction: it used to be. It has become a full-time street-person convention. Also, it has bedbugs and normal people who used the library ended up taking them home.





Recall that the guy who spread the bedbugs had his library card revoked, then sued, and they had to give it back to him.

He also checked out old books on religion, so he was infecting irreplaceable books. He insisted on dumping his books in the overnight return slot to maximize bedbud spread, despite being asked to return them to the front desk.


Never got any follow-up on what happened after the card was re-issued. Hmm, wonder why?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2019 01:31 PM (W+vEI)

201 180 In Birmingham they love the Imam, boo-hoo-hoo
Now we all did what we could do


"Sweet home Birmnham..."

Posted by: JEM at January 28, 2019 01:31 PM (8erNz)

202 This applies only to people claiming to be part of the Christian community, not to unbelievers. I can't find the passage now, but the Apostle Paul made it clear its not our job to police non-Christians.
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Absolutely right. This is a fact often overlooked by critics of Christianity.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 28, 2019 01:31 PM (hjaPQ)

203 haven't seen much coverage about the cathedral in the phillipines being bombed by the peaceful religion........

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 28, 2019 01:31 PM (0O7c5)

204 Relevant: intersectionality cheat sheet from Yudhishthira's Dice, for those who haven't seen it.

https://tinyurl.com/y9uso2yt

Posted by: hogmartin at January 28, 2019 01:32 PM (t+qrx)

205 In "Artford, 'Arrington and 'Ampten, "omos 'ardly ever 'appen!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2019 01:32 PM (0tfLf)

206 69 I can't wait for that clash to come to America. Should be interesting who the MFM supports. Probably the ones who won't slit their throats or throw them off of roofs.Posted by: TheQuietMan

Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) and Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-Mich.) were sworn into the 116th Congress, joining the legislature as the first two Muslim congresswomen.

Posted by: slowdown at January 28, 2019 01:32 PM (E+yET)

207 I don't understand the concept about letting libraries become homeless shelters. Regular folks don't want to hang out in places full of the homeless. Yet they are supposed to subsidize the libraries with their taxes. I've started voting against any tax increase for the libraries. I'm not interested in subsidizing computers for people that can afford them. And I don't go to the library any more because I don't enjoy being in that space.

I did a search in their catalog. All the hits were for online stuff. If I'm not getting results for books in the system, why would I use the library? I can look up online stuff at home.

Posted by: notsothoreau at January 28, 2019 01:33 PM (JKNZq)

208 LOL. I was going to make the British or gay joke but decided not to.
Posted by: chique d'afrique
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People tell me that mine are tyresome.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2019 01:33 PM (CDGwz)

209 Couldn't agree more with the Muslim moms.
Why is a young child learning anything about sexuality
=========================
I agree. We should just cut their clits off.
End of discussion.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 28, 2019 01:33 PM (ty7RM)

210 >>189 I could tell you stories from Iraq and Afghanistan that would turn your stomach. Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2019 01:30 PM (VpIIl)

DOCEX types routinely sign releases prior to seeing the filth on the laptops coming out of those two sewers...

Posted by: Zod at January 28, 2019 01:33 PM (Bdeb0)

211 It won't even be close.

Gays were a successful colonial weapon to subjugate the British. True, the Jimmy Savilles of this world share an interest in raping British children, the Muzzies just want a different gender. Problem is, even if the gays go full on Stonewall and are heavily backed by Soros, it won't matter. They have tiny numbers proportionally, no religious fervor, and more Muslims can be imported effortlessly by the Quislings.

Only a very stupid homosexual or Jew would choose to stay in Britain. Or an exceptionally brave one, like Milo.

Posted by: trev006 at January 28, 2019 01:33 PM (81uw/)

212
A plague on both your houses

Posted by: Shit Shakespeare Wrote, Volume II at January 28, 2019 01:33 PM (pNxlR)

213 The gays are gonna find out where they fall in the victim hierarchy, and it ain't number one

You'd think it would be obvious by now.

Posted by: Pulse Night Club at January 28, 2019 01:33 PM (BrQrN)

214 199 Predicting a 100% Muslim country will be established inside of England within 20 years, unless the whole place succumbs and turns Islamic by then.
Posted by: Sphynx at January 28, 2019 01:31 PM (rXie1)

Yup, it will be like the movie V, but with a Moslem theocracy, not a White Christian one.

Posted by: Don Q at January 28, 2019 01:33 PM (NgKpN)

215
Principle refers to money, interest, the main reason, etc.
Principal refers to a school head who pushes your head down because he's friendly and wants you just as gay as he is

Posted by: Newest Nic at January 28, 2019 01:33 PM (jYje5)

216
What's the song that goes like In Birmingham, they got a guvnah, oooh oooh oooh?

Maybe we can make a parody.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 28, 2019 01:34 PM (MyzK+)

217 Fudge-packers or the clit-cutters? Decisions, decisions.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 28, 2019 01:34 PM (H8QX8)

218 Birmingham and Manchester are cities with some of the largest Muslim populations in England, no?"

Si. Well, outside of the Greater Londonistan area.

FWIW, it's reported that mo'hammed has been the number one baby boy name in all of GB for about half a decade.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 28, 2019 01:34 PM (6qErC)

219 Milo has applied for asylum in the U. S.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 28, 2019 01:34 PM (ksPsw)

220 "Gays are being told that Islam is tolerant yet 98 percent of the boys at this school suck dick. It's a Gay community"

Posted by: Sphynx at January 28, 2019 01:09 PM


So...this is a British public school, then?


Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 28, 2019 01:34 PM (p+Wdc)

221 IF anyone wants a chance to win a Romanian PSL-54, and help me if you don't, enter the contest here

https://wn.nr/GzmKFY

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 28, 2019 01:35 PM (yQpMk)

222
In Birmingham they love the Imam, boo-hoo-hoo
Now we all did what we could do

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



Oh you did it. Good.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 28, 2019 01:35 PM (MyzK+)

223 38 This clash of culture was inevitable.
Posted by: Don Q at January 28, 2019 01:09 PM (NgKpN)
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And repeatedly warned about.

Posted by: CNN HR at January 28, 2019 01:35 PM (qC1Sy)

224 198 He is and always was a Democrat who used the R for convenience.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2019 01:35 PM (BXMxN)

225 123 Muslims are on the top of the Grievance Matrix, so Muslims trump the LGBTQ community. Bonus points if it is a black woman Muslim. Triple (but unlikely) points if it is a Black Woman Trans Non-Binary Gender Fluid Muslim.
Posted by: Joe S at January 28, 2019 01:21 PM (R8Ekl)

Pretty sure an Arab/Persian Muslim would beat out a Black Convert on the Grievance Scale, since Arab is more "exotic" to your typical White Liberal.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 28, 2019 01:35 PM (UnA8+)

226 Have people started harassing the Muslim moms yet?

OK, I can't say that with a straight face.

But seriously, I agree with what they said in this article.

One would hope that the left will realize how wrong it is to impose their insanity on others after they inevitably accommodate the Muslims' objections.

But one would have to be a fool that believes that the left is composed of honest actors.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 28, 2019 01:35 PM (9hauA)

227 haven't seen much coverage about the cathedral in the phillipines being bombed by the peaceful religion........"

Yeah, 'mazing, huh?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 28, 2019 01:35 PM (6qErC)

228 113 Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 28, 2019 01:11 PM (GFNAW)
really? wall o text isn't cute....


and it wasn't even normal o

Posted by: Anachronda at January 28, 2019 01:35 PM (sGtp+)

229 Latest Zogby poll for Dhemmi candidates:

Biden 27%
Sanders 18%
Fauxcahontas 9%
Bloomberg 8%
Comma-la 6%
Robert O'Rourke 6%
John Delaney 1%
McAuliffe 0%
Gabbard 0%
Castro 0%

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2019 01:36 PM (DMUuz)

230 We all know I run bartertown.

Posted by: PigShit at January 28, 2019 01:36 PM (cCxiu)

231 You could not pay me to trek into the main branch of the Denver public library. I will only grudgingly go into the Douglas county public libraries. (in Castle Rock Upper middle class whitebread Castle Rock).

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 28, 2019 01:36 PM (0OmEj)

232 How old is Biden anyway?He is like one micro stroke from being a vegetable.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2019 01:37 PM (BXMxN)

233 I want my child to learn about English, maths and science.

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Hard to argue with that.

Posted by: SH at January 28, 2019 01:37 PM (sX1BW)

234 He is and always was a Democrat who used the R for convenience.
Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2019 01:35 PM (BXMxN)

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Agreed, but to run he would need to hang a new label on himself. Whichever he chooses hurts Dems.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 28, 2019 01:37 PM (ffYR/)

235

"Sweet home Birmnham..."

The statue of Vulcan wept.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 28, 2019 01:38 PM (HaL55)

236 227
haven't seen much coverage about the cathedral in the phillipines being bombed by the peaceful religion........"



Yeah, 'mazing, huh?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 28, 2019 01:35 PM (6qErC)
My advice to the Horde -If your church hasn't offered any C.R.A.S.E. (citizens response to active shooter event) training (or similar), reach out to your local LEO and invite them in. It goes beyond just shooting events. Costs nothing but your time.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 28, 2019 01:38 PM (jxbfJ)

237
#Learn2Programme

Posted by: Hey, Twitter, What About This? at January 28, 2019 01:38 PM (pNxlR)

238 2019 :
Out : Twitter memes.
In : Sidebar Ace

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at January 28, 2019 01:38 PM (UFgOG)

239 190---I'm only concerned about the West and they vote for the Leftist candidates so they're Blue.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 28, 2019 01:30 PM (2DOZq)
-----------------------------------
Yeah, they're blue.
They may differ on some social issues but they're blue.

BTW, anyone who thinks the Left is in favor of freedom of speech or religion has been asleep at the wheel for the last century.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 28, 2019 01:38 PM (Rxduq)

240 233 I want my child to learn about English, maths and science.

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Hard to argue with that.
Posted by: SH at January 28, 2019 01:37 PM (sX1BW)

Also throat-slitting and suicide bombing. She kinda left that part out.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 01:38 PM (NWiLs)

241
Sweet Home Madrasas??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 28, 2019 01:38 PM (MyzK+)

242 232
How old is Biden anyway?He is like one micro stroke from being a vegetable.

Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2019 01:37 PM (BXMxN)

But doesn't smell as bad as Hillary (yet).

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 28, 2019 01:38 PM (jxbfJ)

243 People tell me that mine are tyresome.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 28, 2019 01:33 PM (CDGwz)

ISWYDT

I used to spell like that. I still often spell behavior and neighbor with a u and sometimes say boot (trunk), bonnet (hood) or lift (elevator), even after over 20 years of living here. Old habits die hard.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 28, 2019 01:38 PM (9hauA)

244 All new libraries should be built next to a Starbucks.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 28, 2019 01:39 PM (2DOZq)

245

Sweet Home Kandahar?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 28, 2019 01:39 PM (MyzK+)

246 My advice to the Horde -If your church hasn't offered any C.R.A.S.E. (citizens response to active shooter event) training (or similar), reach out to your local LEO and invite them in. It goes beyond just shooting events. Costs nothing but your time.

--

Really good point.

FYI, there were lots of churches in the UK that got bomb threts via mail. jihadwatch.

Posted by: shibumi, taking no prisoners at January 28, 2019 01:39 PM (u0hpX)

247 What if the homos tell the muslims to learn to code?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 28, 2019 01:39 PM (TN1P5)

248 When I rub my meatlamp, the genie pops out!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 28, 2019 01:39 PM (hjaPQ)

249 #Learn2Programme"

Or this:

#16tons

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 28, 2019 01:39 PM (6qErC)

250 Muslims don't want their kids to be infected with icky gay stuff. They want them to be immersed in a religion who's chief prophet married a 6 year old girl.

Cause that's totally normal.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2019 01:40 PM (/tuJf)

251 "Regular folks don't want to hang out in places full of the homeless"

Clearly because 'regular folks' aren't Presidential timber.

Posted by: Howard Schultzen-Scheisskopf at January 28, 2019 01:40 PM (DMUuz)

252 >>242 232
How old is Biden anyway?He is like one micro stroke from being a vegetable.


He's a fine young man and will make a great president.

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg from atop Mt. Everest at January 28, 2019 01:40 PM (rXie1)

253 I wonder if all the the people protesting the Gays have that sweet face and headdress that you see in EVERY tv commercial and slick printed college flyers these days?


LOL


It's like the rage boy version does not exist.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 28, 2019 01:40 PM (ymnmz)

254 233 I want my child to learn about English, maths and science.

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Hard to argue with that.
Posted by: SH at January 28, 2019 01:37 PM (sX1BW)

Also throat-slitting and suicide bombing. She kinda left that part out.
Posted by: Insomniac

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Part of the Science curriculum?

Posted by: SH at January 28, 2019 01:40 PM (sX1BW)

255 "Your Honor, the Christian wouldn't bake us a gay cake."
"Execute them both. Bailiff, bear them hence. Next."

Posted by: Zod at January 28, 2019 01:40 PM (Bdeb0)

256 Musical Interlude:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn8vK1NMK5g

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 28, 2019 01:40 PM (Dhcvl)

257 Latest Zogby poll for Dhemmi candidates:

Biden 27%
Sanders 18%
Fauxcahontas 9%
Bloomberg 8%
Comma-la 6%
Robert O'Rourke 6%
John Delaney 1%
McAuliffe 0%
Gabbard 0%
Castro 0%
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2019 01:36 PM (DMUuz)

Ah, I see the Dems have their straight white male game tight.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 28, 2019 01:40 PM (9hauA)

258 In my Baptist church I am willing to bet I m not the only one packing heat.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 28, 2019 01:40 PM (ksPsw)

259 Biden 27%
Sanders 18%
Fauxcahontas 9%
Bloomberg 8%
Comma-la 6%
Robert O'Rourke 6%
John Delaney 1%
McAuliffe 0%
Gabbard 0%
Castro 0%


That's just a list of name recognition

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 01:40 PM (39g3+)

260 who would win:

a sleeping Donald Trump
--or--
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Posted by: SMOD at January 28, 2019 01:40 PM (QkjLD)

261 Reminds me of this scene from "The Ruling Class"
https://youtu.be/l58RhPS8yUI

Posted by: civil truth at January 28, 2019 01:40 PM (BDZwF)

262 Mr Moffat Do not go up to the observation deck with Mohomed, Mohommed, Mohommmad, and Moh!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 28, 2019 01:41 PM (JFO2v)

263 250 Muslims don't want their kids to be infected with icky gay stuff. They want them to be immersed in a religion who's chief prophet married a 6 year old girl.

Cause that's totally normal.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 28, 2019 01:40 PM (/tuJf)

Oddly enough there seems to be a shit-ton of pederasty in Muslim countries despite their proscriptions on homosexuality.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 01:41 PM (NWiLs)

264 Pity about Birmingham. How the bloody hell could this ever have happened to England?

*scratches head confusedly*

Posted by: John Cleese at January 28, 2019 01:41 PM (786Ro)

265 A remarkable New Hampshire poll released Sunday shows that state Democrats think 2016 nominee Hillary Clinton represents the party less than either Sen. Elizabeth Warren or Democratic-Socialist darling Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

Posted by: SMOD at January 28, 2019 01:41 PM (QkjLD)

266 246
My advice to the Horde -If your church hasn't offered any C.R.A.S.E.
(citizens response to active shooter event) training (or similar), reach
out to your local LEO and invite them in. It goes beyond just shooting
events. Costs nothing but your time.

--

Really good point.

FYI, there were lots of churches in the UK that got bomb threts via mail. jihadwatch.


Posted by: shibumi, taking no prisoners at January 28, 2019 01:39 PM (u0hpX)
I coordinated one of those classes at my Parish. Many other NH Parishes are also starting to do this. Our local LEO was very enthusiastic to come and offer the class.Best thing too is this. Invite the police into your House of Worship. Why? Gives them home field advantage. They now know the layout of the building(s), where someone who is intent on doing harm may not.Plus lots of hints on how to get out if something goes sideways. Make sure to ask about the fire extinguishers. They make very good "bell" ringers.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 28, 2019 01:41 PM (jxbfJ)

267 Beto shouldn't have tried to pose as a Mexican. He would have been up there with the other straight white males.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 28, 2019 01:41 PM (9hauA)

268 214 Yup, it will be like the movie V, but with a Moslem theocracy, not a White Christian one.

i thought that was the one with the reptilian aliens

Posted by: Anachronda at January 28, 2019 01:41 PM (sGtp+)

269 In Ol' Blighty, poofters go poof!

Posted by: Mohammedy McMohammedface at January 28, 2019 01:41 PM (DMUuz)

270 According to the NH Journal poll, which surveyed 593 registered voters earlier this month, 55 percent of New Hampshire Democrats believe that Elizabeth Warren best represents the Democratic party. Ocasio-Cortez came in second with 28 percent. Just 17 percent said that Clinton was the best representation of the current party.

Posted by: SMOD at January 28, 2019 01:42 PM (QkjLD)

271 252
>>242 232

How old is Biden anyway?He is like one micro stroke from being a vegetable.





He's a fine young man and will make a great president.

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg from atop Mt. Everest at January 28, 2019 01:40 PM (rXie1)


Biden is the only one who can out crazy Trump, but Biden has never been up against a guy like Biden before.

EPIC!



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 28, 2019 01:42 PM (ymnmz)

272 254 233 I want my child to learn about English, maths and science.

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Hard to argue with that.
Posted by: SH at January 28, 2019 01:37 PM (sX1BW)

Also throat-slitting and suicide bombing. She kinda left that part out.
Posted by: Insomniac

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Part of the Science curriculum?
Posted by: SH at January 28, 2019 01:40 PM (sX1BW)

Could be. Gross anatomy. Applied chemistry.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 01:42 PM (NWiLs)

273

So it's OK for Muslims to Pray the Gay Away, as long as Pray = Decapitate?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 28, 2019 01:42 PM (n2qRY)

274 Try again, from "The Ruling Class"

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/l58RhPS8yUI" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Posted by: civil truth at January 28, 2019 01:42 PM (BDZwF)

275 Hard to argue with that.

Posted by: SH at January 28, 2019 01:37 PM (sX1BW)

Typical non-white mom. (At least for a non-AA culture.) The thing is, quite a few pious moms correctly decide that they can mandate Islamic education as well. Shortly thereafter, a "secular" school turns out to be an Islamic training ground.

There are enough native Britons that they -could- overthrow the people responsible, but I am not optimistic. By contrast, I fully expect to see Macron dead or in exile by 2021. Which would paradoxically make British liberation harder, as a flood of refugees fleeing (entirely justified) French persecution would end up on the other side of the channel.

Posted by: trev006 at January 28, 2019 01:42 PM (81uw/)

276 500 Quatloos on the muslims

Posted by: x at January 28, 2019 01:42 PM (nFwvY)

277 Oddly enough there seems to be a shit-ton of pederasty in Muslim countries despite their proscriptions on homosexuality.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 01:41 PM (NWiLs)

Predates the Islam, allegedly tied to the Greek empires. Plausible considering the brother sister incest of the Ptolemaic dynasty in Egypt.

Posted by: Someguy at January 28, 2019 01:43 PM (WYC5Y)

278 hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Gasps for air. hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Archer at January 28, 2019 01:43 PM (gmo/4)

279 258
In my Baptist church I am willing to bet I m not the only one packing heat.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 28, 2019 01:40 PM (ksPsw)
Nor in my Parish. Unfortunately some of the Horde may live in areas where it is illegal to carry, or carry within Houses of Worship.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 28, 2019 01:43 PM (jxbfJ)

280 So, I guess this Muslim mother is not going to be baking any cakes for gay couples...

Posted by: sillyme at January 28, 2019 01:43 PM (zYWPO)

281 Part of the Science curriculum
________________

The "clock making" courses are part of the science curriculum, but the courses in how to use the school administration's response to your clock/bomb in order to shake them down for lawfare $$ is part of the social studies curriculum.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 28, 2019 01:43 PM (fqUgw)

282
You know what training gave me the biggest bump in pay (as a percentage) during my career?

Knowing how to drive stick. $0.25 per hour bump over whatever was the minimum wage in 1974.

Stick - you ain't driving a garbage truck unless you know it!

Posted by: Hey, Twitter, What About This? at January 28, 2019 01:43 PM (pNxlR)

283 "214 Yup, it will be like the movie V, but with a Moslem theocracy, not a White Christian one.

i thought that was the one with the reptilian aliens
Posted by: Anachronda"


Same here. I recall one of the reptillian aliens had a big rack.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 28, 2019 01:43 PM (OD2ni)

284 When you've defeated your enemy, your enemy's enemy is no longer your friend.

Can't wait for the point when the Left adopts the Right's position, but only because they figured it out all on their ownsies.

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 28, 2019 01:44 PM (ylmmJ)

285 Looked at the link on the sidebar about Haley Whoosis, Never Trumper, at CNN. Boy, CNN must closely screen their comments; I didn't see a single one which wasn't full-on sycophancy.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 28, 2019 01:44 PM (VaN/j)

286 Zogby polls are pure garbage.

Posted by: Ha at January 28, 2019 01:44 PM (MAstk)

287 Oddly enough there seems to be a shit-ton of pederasty in Muslim countries despite their proscriptions on homosexuality."

Well, consistency isn't mo's strongest suit.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 28, 2019 01:44 PM (6qErC)

288 I think if you look at the Hierarchy of Libtardism, you find that suicide bomb vests rank above buttsecks. Actually, I think the vests are the trump suit this century.

Posted by: Roy at January 28, 2019 01:44 PM (ABjxW)

289 We must let gravity decide whom Allah favors.

Posted by: Rooftop Mooslims at January 28, 2019 01:44 PM (lZ9yI)

290

It's not gay if the bunghole in question is > 20 years younger than the wang in question, according to Mo.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 28, 2019 01:45 PM (n2qRY)

291 Plausible considering the brother sister incest of the Ptolemaic dynasty in Egypt.
Posted by: Someguy

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at January 28, 2019 01:45 PM (Dhcvl)

292 Britain banned banks from giving away piggy banks because of Muslim complaints. Yeah the gays will win this one. Not.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 28, 2019 01:17 PM (2DOZq)



Piggy banks? Welcome to Englandstan

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 28, 2019 01:45 PM (SiINZ)

293 Karma, she is a bitch.

Posted by: Archer at January 28, 2019 01:45 PM (gmo/4)

294 Pretty sure an Arab/Persian Muslim would beat out a Black Convert on the Grievance Scale, since Arab is more "exotic" to your typical White Liberal.

Because most liberalism is not so secretly daddy issues, the Grievance Scale is calculated on what they think will outrage their dad the most.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2019 01:45 PM (ZGrMX)

295 "Predates the Islam, allegedly tied to the Greek empires. Plausible considering the brother sister incest of the Ptolemaic dynasty in Egypt.
Posted by: Someguy"



Al Sharpton did say all the ancinet Greeks were a bunch of homos.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 28, 2019 01:45 PM (OD2ni)

296 Send over the Peaky Fuckin' Blinders.

Posted by: Defenestratus at January 28, 2019 01:45 PM (kI/3T)

297 yet 98 per cent of children at this school are Muslim

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What are the other 2%?

Posted by: SH at January 28, 2019 01:45 PM (sX1BW)

298 >>Piggy banks? Welcome to Englandstan
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 28, 2019 01:45 PM (SiINZ)

Eurabia.

Posted by: Zod at January 28, 2019 01:46 PM (Bdeb0)

299 Gonna get me a nice comfy lawn chair for this show.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2019 01:46 PM (9Om/r)

300 At last, a religion that won't let itself be steamrolled by PC crap.
(tongue firmly in cheek...)

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at January 28, 2019 01:46 PM (w7KSn)

301 297
yet 98 per cent of children at this school are Muslim



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What are the other 2%?

Posted by: SH at January 28, 2019 01:45 PM (sX1BW)
Soon-to-be-victims.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 28, 2019 01:46 PM (jxbfJ)

302 yet 98 per cent of children at this school are Muslim

-----------

What are the other 2%?
Posted by: SH


Dhimmi

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2019 01:46 PM (M2urV)

303
Predates the Islam, allegedly tied to the Greek empires.


What have I been saying all this time about those Greek homos?

Posted by: Al Sharpton, IRS Scofflaw at January 28, 2019 01:46 PM (pNxlR)

304 Unfortunately some of the Horde may live in areas where it is illegal to carry, or carry within Houses of Worship.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

Better to be judged by twelve than carried by six.

Posted by: Col. Cooper at January 28, 2019 01:46 PM (Dhcvl)

305 258 In my Baptist church I am willing to bet I m not the only one packing heat.
---
Most churches around here have quietly made security arrangements that guarantee some people in the congregation are armed at every service.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 28, 2019 01:46 PM (hjaPQ)

306 What are the other 2%?
Posted by: SH


willing to learn

Posted by: Roy at January 28, 2019 01:46 PM (ABjxW)

307 18 days.

Posted by: Ha at January 28, 2019 01:47 PM (MAstk)

308 In Birmingham they love the Imam, boo-hoo-hoo
Now we all did what we could do

Sweet Home Ali Baba, from the spire hangs a Jew
Sweet Home Ali Baba, Allah loves believers that are true.

Posted by: mc at January 28, 2019 01:47 PM (l1TIo)

309 500 Quatloos on the muslims

Posted by: x at January 28, 2019 01:42 PM (nFwvY)


We know the muzzies are capable of exploding on people.


On the other hand, we know teh gheys are capable of exploding on people too.


In the grand scheme of things, as unpleasant as it might be, the folks are going to fear less, teh gheys here.


So yeah, my drachmas are on the muzzies.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2019 01:47 PM (a2xio)

310 You know what training gave me the biggest bump in pay (as a percentage) during my career?


For me it was taking it up the squeak hole.

Posted by: Shemp at January 28, 2019 01:47 PM (88+cf)

311 Knowing how to drive stick. $0.25 per hour bump over whatever was the minimum wage in 1974.

Stick - you ain't driving a garbage truck unless you know it!
Posted by: Hey, Twitter, What About This? at January 28, 2019 01:43 PM


That, and parallel parking, should have been listed as qualifications in my text.

Posted by: 19th Amendment at January 28, 2019 01:47 PM (DMUuz)

312 I wonder if all the the people protesting the Gays have that sweet face and headdress that you see in EVERY tv commercial and slick printed college flyers these days?

Yeah, the little smiling cutie with the hijab studying STEM and good buddies with the rainbow of infidels.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 01:47 PM (39g3+)

313

Why did the gay school teacher cross the road?

His dick was stuck in the Muslim kid...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 28, 2019 01:47 PM (n2qRY)

314 What are the other 2%?
____________

cowed and afraid

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 28, 2019 01:47 PM (fqUgw)

315 "The headteacher, David Williams and Andrew Moffat have met any parent asking for a meeting and were currently meeting parents about this at least once every day..."


headteacher

**Beavis and Butthead laugh**

Posted by: Hands at January 28, 2019 01:48 PM (786Ro)

316 I have a faux Bible, hollowed out.
Full armor of God and all that.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at January 28, 2019 01:48 PM (w7KSn)

317 Can't wait for the point when the Left adopts the Right's position, but only because they figured it out all on their ownsies.
Posted by: McLurkerson


Fuck 'em. I'll be kicking their asses back to the left.

WE TRIED to tell you.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2019 01:48 PM (M2urV)

318 "Math" is already plural. It is short for "mathematics". "Maths" is unpronounceable and redundant. Stupid fucking Brits!

Posted by: Chris M at January 28, 2019 01:48 PM (eAZVt)

319 People robbed of Canada Goose coats at gunpoint in Chicago

Posted by: SMOD at January 28, 2019 01:48 PM (QkjLD)

320 312
I wonder if all the the people protesting the Gays have that sweet
face and headdress that you see in EVERY tv commercial and slick printed
college flyers these days?



Yeah, the little smiling cutie with the hijab studying STEM and good buddies with the rainbow of infidels.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 01:47 PM (39g3+)



Learning to code she is. MMMM!

Posted by: Yoda at January 28, 2019 01:48 PM (ymnmz)

321 Sometimes, a person quietly, unobtrusively carries where carrying is not allowed. This is just prudence.

Posted by: kraken at January 28, 2019 01:48 PM (90T4r)

322 @ 258 Xipe "I bet in my baptist church I am not the only one packing heat"

I even named my mine...... the "Meet Mohammed Express"

Posted by: The Walking Dude at January 28, 2019 01:48 PM (cCxiu)

323 Al Sharpton did say all the ancinet Greeks were a bunch of homos.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 28, 2019 01:45 PM (OD2ni)

That's thanks to the Athenians I believe.

Posted by: Someguy at January 28, 2019 01:48 PM (WYC5Y)

324 OT: Gender reveal event.

https://youtu.be/BpK1Gfh_9ys

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 28, 2019 01:48 PM (+y/Ru)

325 It's not gay if the bunghole in question is > 20 years younger than the wang in question, according to Mo.

In paradise you will have your pick of 40 virgin boys or girls!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 01:48 PM (39g3+)

326 Robert O'Rourke? Who dis?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 28, 2019 01:48 PM (GFNAW)

327 Moffat should have told them that he was only preparing the kids to have their colons stretched to accommodate larger suicide bombs. Totally kosher er I mean halal.

Posted by: Toad-O at January 28, 2019 01:49 PM (cct0t)

328 I recall one of the reptillian aliens had a big rack.

In the remake, the queen reptilian alien was Morena Baccarin from Firefly and her rack was excellent.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2019 01:49 PM (ZGrMX)

329 yet 98 per cent of children at this school are Muslim

-----------

What are the other 2%?


Slags and whores.

Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed at January 28, 2019 01:49 PM (BrQrN)

330 317
Can't wait for the point when the Left adopts the Right's position, but only because they figured it out all on their ownsies.

Posted by: McLurkerson





Fuck 'em. I'll be kicking their asses back to the left.



WE TRIED to tell you.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2019 01:48 PM (M2urV)
If the day comes when the Left adopts the Right's positions, I'll be looking skyward for the coming of Jesus.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 28, 2019 01:49 PM (jxbfJ)

331 Considering that the financial and thought leadership of the modern left is animated above all else by socialism, and considering further that Muslims are more reliable adoptees of socialism and reproduce more than modern feminists or homosexuals, the ease with which they toss aside their interest in equality for women or gays when it crosses their incoming Islamist membership makes a lot of sense. I hope, when they are getting mutilated or being thrown off the cities highest rooftop, they will take some solace in the fact that it isn't being done at the hands of one of those horrible old, straight, white, rich guys.

Posted by: anotheranon at January 28, 2019 01:50 PM (N+nol)

332 326
Robert O'Rourke? Who dis?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 28, 2019 01:48 PM (GFNAW)


His running mate is gonna be Al Leppo

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 28, 2019 01:50 PM (ymnmz)

333 Listen if I have to choose between Islam and my kid coming home and saying they are 1 of over 9000 genders, this is a easy choice. I for one, will welcome our new Islamic overlords.

All these right wing guys talk about glories of "Western Civilization", talk about greece, Rome, the industrial revolution, the great thinkers. We aren't that anyone more. Western Civilization is now tranny kiddy story time. Drag story hour is a much more accurate reflection than stale, pale and male Plato or Voltaire. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Posted by: De Ferrers at January 28, 2019 01:50 PM (9EeyZ)

334 OT: Gender reveal event. "

That's nice. Now what's the baby's sex?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 28, 2019 01:50 PM (6qErC)

335 The series " V" just unceremoniously ended.... I suspect Joss Whedon......

Posted by: kraken at January 28, 2019 01:50 PM (90T4r)

336 Those Muslims need to understand science, damn it!

So the school just needs to succinctly explain to those Muslims just what it is a gay man's body is trying to accomplish when his "sex drive" is instructing him that it's time to squirt reproductive seed into another man's anus.

Or what a lesbian's body is trying to accomplish by strapping on a plastic imitation penis.

...By the way, when they explain it I'd be interested to know as well.

Posted by: RKae at January 28, 2019 01:50 PM (LurX2)

337 Robert O'Rourke? Who dis? "

Francis.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 28, 2019 01:50 PM (6qErC)

338 If you don't suck that meat, you can't have any pudding...

Posted by: Roy at January 28, 2019 01:50 PM (ABjxW)

339 remember the old Muzz adage:

'Women For Babies,
Boys For Pleasure,
Goats For Ecstasy'

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 28, 2019 01:50 PM (RKQ/v)

340 In Birmingham they love the Imam, boo-hoo-hoo

Now we all did what we could do



Sweet Home Ali Baba, from the spire hangs a Jew

Sweet Home Ali Baba, Allah loves believers that are true.

Posted by: mc at January 28, 2019 01:47 PM (l1TIo)


I'm trying to figure out how to get a line together that follows Neil Young's song, something about wresting the Union Jack, and could probably rhyme it with Cadillac, but I don't have time to figure for it now.


Someone else, make it so.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 28, 2019 01:50 PM (a2xio)

341 "I bet in my baptist church I am not the only one packing heat"


I know I'm not. Preacher already mentioned it.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2019 01:51 PM (M2urV)

342 I can solve this problem between Muslims and gays. Arrest a white kid who smirks too much and put him in the stocks for public ridicule until both sides come together.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 28, 2019 01:51 PM (Lu0K6)

343
Mr. Moffat will soon be discovered to have an unquenchable desire to attempt to fly.

Posted by: Aero Mo: We Gotcher Flying, Right Here! at January 28, 2019 01:51 PM (pNxlR)

344 337
Robert O'Rourke? Who dis? "



Francis.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 28, 2019 01:50 PM (6qErC)


What's my name, Jonah!?

Posted by: Beta at January 28, 2019 01:51 PM (ymnmz)

345 Muslims don't understand that this is Part Of The Deal they made with the Left.





Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 28, 2019 01:29 PM (MyzK+)

The Left doesn't understand that they won't be able to subvert and compromise mohammedism the way they did Christianity.

Posted by: Bert G at January 28, 2019 01:52 PM (tOP4K)

346 Anyone who spells "program" as "programme" is subhuman.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 28, 2019 01:52 PM (RpM6k)

347 BREAKING: Ace is working on his shelves today. See sidebar.

Posted by: Hands at January 28, 2019 01:52 PM (786Ro)

348 Finally, a candidate I can support.

Pop-Tarts
@PopTartsUS
Hello I am considering a presidential run in 2020. Please RT if you would support this endeavor for me.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 28, 2019 01:52 PM (+y/Ru)

349
Oddly enough there seems to be a shit-ton of pederasty in Muslim countries despite their proscriptions on homosexuality."


Bcause in the 11th century it wasn't considered gay until the boy hit puberty.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 28, 2019 01:52 PM (TAmPV)

350 I recall one of the reptillian aliens had a big rack.



In the remake, the queen reptilian alien was Morena Baccarin from Firefly and her rack was excellent.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2019 01:49 PM (ZGrMX)

Why yes...yes it was/is .

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2019 01:52 PM (9Om/r)

351 And I do mean BREAKING, iykwim

Posted by: Hands at January 28, 2019 01:52 PM (786Ro)

352 Goats For Ecstasy'
____________________________________

Your goat deals ecstasy?

Posted by: Ozzy Osbourne at January 28, 2019 01:53 PM (RpM6k)

353 347 BREAKING: Ace is working on his shelves today. See sidebar.
Posted by: Hands at January 28, 2019 01:52 PM (786Ro)


Add him to the Prayer List, Fen.....

Posted by: kraken at January 28, 2019 01:53 PM (90T4r)

354 So, at what point does teaching kids to "tolerate and accept" homosexuality not be admitted as open straight on brainwashing?

If you tolerance is one thing. Forcing someone to accept something is completely different.

Posted by: Sponge at January 28, 2019 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

355 In Birmingham they love the Imam, boo-hoo-hoo
Now we all did what we could do

Sweet Home Ali Baba, from the spire hangs a Jew
Sweet Home Ali Baba, Allah loves believers that are true.




Nice.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 28, 2019 01:53 PM (yQpMk)

356 I bet in my baptist church I am not the only one packing heat

Its that tell-tale clunk when they sit against the wooden pew that gives it away

The Left doesn't understand that they won't be able to subvert and compromise mohammedism the way they did Christianity.

OH, they would eventually, just not in time to save the lives of modern day progressives.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 01:53 PM (39g3+)

357 A school in England should NOT be 98% Moslem -- or what were the Crusades for?

That rumble you just felt was Richad Lionheart thundering in his grave.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 28, 2019 01:54 PM (7MRhd)

358 Interesting thing to consider, the Taliban are popular because they kill faggots and pedophiles, which is a rampant problem in Afghanistan.

Posted by: Someguy at January 28, 2019 01:54 PM (WYC5Y)

359 BREAKING: Ace is working on his shelves today. See sidebar.
Posted by: Hands at January 28, 2019 01:52 PM


We can only hope he stays hydrated.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2019 01:54 PM (DMUuz)

360 356 I bet in my baptist church I am not the only one packing heat

Its that tell-tale clunk when they sit against the wooden pew that gives it away

The Left doesn't understand that they won't be able to subvert and compromise mohammedism the way they did Christianity.

OH, they would eventually, just not in time to save the lives of modern day progressives.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 01:53 PM (39g3+)

We'll save children but not progressives' children

Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 01:54 PM (NWiLs)

361 I think the current victim priority list goes like this:

1. mooslims2. trannies, pedos, garden variety gays3. illegals4. blacks5. other, as needed


The latest "peer-reviewed papers" from "gender studies programs" at "major universities" have calculated that non-tranny gays are just men, and therefore just as useless to our Glorious Lesbo Future as straight men. Same goes for black men and black gay men (sorry Obama).

Posted by: Ian S. at January 28, 2019 01:54 PM (ZGrMX)

362 You need to study Islam a little deeper or live with then for awhile
brother. Their doctrine is extraordinarily flawed and filled with
inconsistencies and excuse for violence. There is also a reason you
don't see rampant democracies across the Muslim world.
=====

Merkel and Macron want their very own army -- and they imported it.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 28, 2019 01:55 PM (MIKMs)

363
Meh. Such brilliance I had to contribute when I saw this post, but we're 354 comments in by now.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 28, 2019 01:55 PM (13CQC)

364 Where's BEN ROETHLISBERGER when you need him?

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE "MUSLIM MUMS" CAME FROM COUNTRIES WHERE GROWN MEN DO THE BUTTSTUFF TO SAME-SEX YOUTHS ALL THE TIME

Posted by: Hands at January 28, 2019 01:55 PM (786Ro)

365 This is ironic since I saw The Singing Hijabs open for The Wall Crushers at the Aquarium Lounge in Bartertown in '08.

Posted by: The Winning at January 28, 2019 01:55 PM (FWAru)

366 347 BREAKING: Ace is working on his shelves today. See sidebar.

---

That wasn't very nice.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at January 28, 2019 01:56 PM (0NAbP)

367 Sweet Home Ali Baba, Allah loves believers that are true.

Of course, he doesn't. Allah is described as being merciful by letting people live when they sin, but otherwise at best indifferent toward humanity. Love and forgiveness is not part of the Muslim plan.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 01:56 PM (39g3+)

368 347 BREAKING: Ace is working on his shelves today. See sidebar.
Posted by: Hands at January 28, 2019 01:52 PM (786Ro)

This will end badly.

Posted by: m at January 28, 2019 01:56 PM (XvwBl)

369
1. mooslims2. trannies, pedos, garden variety gays3. illegals4. blacks5. other, as needed


Democrats have put blacks in the back of the bus again.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 28, 2019 01:56 PM (TAmPV)

370 Trump says getting wall money is less than 50%.

It's emergency funding or bust now.

Our fate as a nation is in the hnds of a Hawaiian Judge and scotus.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 28, 2019 01:56 PM (mJFER)

371 I bet in my baptist church I am not the only one packing heat



My minister has a SIG in the pulpit.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 28, 2019 01:57 PM (yQpMk)

372 357 A school in England should NOT be 98% Moslem -- or what were the Crusades for?

The old Crusades have expired.

Ours is the counter-crusade.

Posted by: Saladin 2019 at January 28, 2019 01:57 PM (RpM6k)

373

Way OT, the two biggest spine surgeons here, very busy, just announced they will no longer accept Medicare/Medicaid in any way shape or form...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 28, 2019 01:57 PM (n2qRY)

374
Pop-Tarts
@PopTartsUS
Hello I am considering a presidential run in 2020. Please RT if you would support this endeavor for me.


Chew yourself into the shape of a gun and I'm all in!

Posted by: An Armed Brekkus Is A Happy Brekkus at January 28, 2019 01:57 PM (pNxlR)

375 All these right wing guys talk about glories of "Western Civilization", talk about greece, Rome, the industrial revolution, the great thinkers. We aren't that anyone more.

Posted by: De Ferrers

---

I've been on a Thomas Hardy kick recently. It's ASTOUNDING the level of reading that the common housewife had in the 1800s. (His stuff was written for serialized fiction magazines.)

Here's the opening "grabber" sentence of one of his short stories, "For Conscience' Sake":

Whether the utilitarian or the intuitive theory of the moral sense be upheld, it is beyond question that there are a few subtle-souled persons with whom the absolute gratuitousness of an act of reparation is an inducement to perform it; while the exhortation as to its necessity would breed excuses for leaving it undone.

-

That's more than just "a style thing of the time"; that's a matter of comprehension!

Posted by: RKae at January 28, 2019 01:57 PM (LurX2)

376 363 Meh. Such brilliance I had to contribute when I saw this post, but we're 354 comments in by now.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 28, 2019 01:55 PM (13CQC)

Well, some of us are still reading them.

Posted by: m at January 28, 2019 01:57 PM (XvwBl)

377 Could Arnham debacle been because buggery? ME mess influenced by buggery. How much buggery in Parliament today? Are the constables all buggered?

Maybe pro buggery sentiment can be used in Congress to get the muslim trio sent packing.

Posted by: torabora at January 28, 2019 01:58 PM (LVxrW)

378 372 357 A school in England should NOT be 98% Moslem -- or what were the Crusades for?

The old Crusades have expired.

Ours is the counter-crusade.

Posted by: Saladin 2019 at January 28, 2019 01:57 PM (RpM6k)

The Muslim conquest of Christian territories is what prompted the Crusades in the first place. Sadly the Catholic Church is less vibrant than in the past.

Posted by: Someguy at January 28, 2019 01:58 PM (WYC5Y)

379 345 Muslims don't understand that this is Part Of The Deal they made with the Left.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 28, 2019 01:29 PM"

Darth Mooslim sez: "I am Altering the Deal. Pray that I do not Alter it Further."

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2019 01:58 PM (Kpl3J)

380 358 Interesting thing to consider, the Taliban are popular because they kill faggots and pedophiles, which is a rampant problem in Afghanistan.

Posted by: Someguy at January 28, 2019 01:54 PM (WYC5Y)

Plus most Muslim countries don't exactly tolerate gay marrying. The notion that young boys are always in Bryan Singer-sized danger is silly. For that matter? You wouldn't see Saudi Arabia or Iran tolerating foreigners coming in and raping the local girls. Only Eurotrash countries "tolerate" that.

Posted by: trev006 at January 28, 2019 01:59 PM (81uw/)

381 Way OT, the two biggest spine surgeons here, very busy, just announced they will no longer accept Medicare/Medicaid in any way shape or form...

---------

Smart move

Posted by: SH at January 28, 2019 01:59 PM (sX1BW)

382 Muslims don't understand that this is Part Of The Deal they made with the Left. "

I suspect you might just have that a bit backwards...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 28, 2019 02:00 PM (6qErC)

383 373

Way OT, the two biggest spine surgeons here, very busy, just announced they will no longer accept Medicare/Medicaid in any way shape or form...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 28, 2019 01:57 PM (n2qRY)

Their overhead will drop sharply.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 02:00 PM (NWiLs)

384
Pop-Tarts @PopTartsUS Hello I am considering a presidential run in 2020. Please RT if you would support this endeavor for me.

Vote Pop-Tarts! We never waffle.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 28, 2019 02:00 PM (TAmPV)

385 By the way, Richard III was buried in a parking lot.

Show how you Christians care for the defenders of the faith.

Now. Bring me my youngling!

Posted by: Saladin 2019 at January 28, 2019 02:00 PM (RpM6k)

386 just announced they will no longer accept Medicare/Medicaid in any way shape or form... "

So you're saying they have some...


backbone?

*ducks*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 28, 2019 02:00 PM (6qErC)

387 ""I want my child to learn about English, maths and science.""


Good luck with that.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 28, 2019 02:01 PM (5fNnO)

388 If you think a prolapsed colon and Herpes Multiplex 9000 (the one that xauses lesions on toilet seats) are bad, Mr. Moffat, just wait until that two headed Black Mambo dildo you and your partner use just fucking EXPLODES!!!!!

ALLAHU AKHBARRRRRRR!!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at January 28, 2019 02:01 PM (yTo22)

389 Yup, The Muzzie proclivity to rape young boys is a thing. Religious pious men that rape boys are OK. Gays that are of a lower social class get the tall building learn to fly treatment. I still don't understand the separation of of some gays getting death and some gays getting more boys to rape.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 28, 2019 02:01 PM (0OmEj)

390 Funny it's the one thing my wife's coworker bond over.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 28, 2019 02:01 PM (ckRFe)

391 It used to be an old joke that someone only had a 6th grade education, but a 19th century 6th grade education was arguably the same as a Bachelor's degree now.

Especially when you consider that most students today learn everything they're going to learn by their junior year in high school, and that everything past that is just a mixture of drunken day care and indoctrination into falsehoods.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2019 02:01 PM (Kpl3J)

392 I guess " maths" is a way of saying " math".....

Posted by: kraken at January 28, 2019 02:02 PM (90T4r)

393 just announced they will no longer accept Medicare/Medicaid in any way shape or form... "

So you're saying they have some...


backbone?

*ducks*
Posted by: Anon a mouse

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But is that any reason that they should get bent out of shape?

Posted by: RKae at January 28, 2019 02:02 PM (LurX2)

394 389 Yup, The Muzzie proclivity to rape young boys is a thing. Religious pious men that rape boys are OK. Gays that are of a lower social class get the tall building learn to fly treatment. I still don't understand the separation of of some gays getting death and some gays getting more boys to rape.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 28, 2019 02:01 PM (0OmEj)

Some of us are more equal than others.

Posted by: Bryan Singer at January 28, 2019 02:02 PM (NWiLs)

395 I guess " maths" is a way of saying " math".....
Posted by: kraken

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Yup.

That's how the limeys say it.

Posted by: RKae at January 28, 2019 02:02 PM (LurX2)

396 Way OT, the two biggest spine surgeons here, very busy, just announced they will no longer accept Medicare/Medicaid in any way shape or form...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 28, 2019 01:57 PM (n2qRY)

I can't imagine a surgeon who would accept Medicaid, except maybe one that operates from a Medicaid hospital or the back of his van.

I have the feeling that doctors who refuse Medicare will be forced back into line. Health insurance companies would implode without the government teat, which means government can force the issue. Medicaid is just so ruinously awful that no one is willing to press insurers over it.

Posted by: trev006 at January 28, 2019 02:02 PM (81uw/)

397 Gay people, please let us know how the scenery is down there; under the bus.

Posted by: West at January 28, 2019 02:02 PM (7Fa8Y)

398 Way OT, the two biggest spine surgeons here, very busy, just announced they will no longer accept Medicare/Medicaid in any way shape or form...
---------------------------------
They will eventually be forced to accept it.
That's on the "Medicare for everyone" agenda.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 28, 2019 02:02 PM (Rxduq)

399 98% Muslim. And it sounds like the are integrating into British society well. Another victory for the diversity crowd.

Hahahaha.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 28, 2019 02:02 PM (LME0n)

400
"I want my child to learn about English, maths and science."


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Listen Sharia-tits..... that shipped sailed looooong ago.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2019 02:03 PM (8XRCm)

401 I guess " maths" is a way of saying " math".....
Posted by: kraken

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Yup.

That's how the limeys say it.
Posted by: RKae


Fuckers can't speak English.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2019 02:03 PM (M2urV)

402 Really thankful my ancestors left those Isles.....

Posted by: kraken at January 28, 2019 02:03 PM (90T4r)

403 385 By the way, Richard III was buried in a parking lot.

Show how you Christians care for the defenders of the faith.

Now. Bring me my youngling!"

Actually he was buried inside the chapel of a monastery that was near the battlefield. A few centuries and a few revolutions later, it had turned into a parking lot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2019 02:04 PM (Kpl3J)

404 "345
Muslims don't understand that this is Part Of The Deal they made with the Left.









Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 28, 2019 01:29 PM (MyzK+)
The Left doesn't understand that they won't be able to subvert and compromise mohammedism the way they did Christianity.


Posted by: Bert G at January 28, 2019 01:52 PM (tOP4K)"
..
Yeah, there was no deal with the left. The left doesn't understand that; their gullibility in relation to islam is similar to the cruise-staff-GOP's relationship to the left.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at January 28, 2019 02:04 PM (eAshZ)

405 403 385 By the way, Richard III was buried in a parking lot.

Show how you Christians care for the defenders of the faith.

Now. Bring me my youngling!"

Actually he was buried inside the chapel of a monastery that was near the battlefield. A few centuries and a few revolutions later, it had turned into a parking lot.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2019 02:04 PM (Kpl3J)

Don't know what you got 'til it's gone...

Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 02:04 PM (NWiLs)

406 403 385 By the way, Richard III was buried in a parking lot.

. . .

Actually he was buried inside the chapel of a monastery that was near the battlefield. A few centuries and a few revolutions later, it had turned into a parking lot.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2019 02:04 PM (Kpl3J)

They paved paradise.

Posted by: m at January 28, 2019 02:04 PM (XvwBl)

407
385 By the way, Richard III was buried in a parking lot.


They slayed a Plantagenet, buried him in a parking lot.

Posted by: Big Yellow Back Streak at January 28, 2019 02:04 PM (pNxlR)

408 Way OT, the two biggest spine surgeons here, very busy, just announced they will no longer accept Medicare/Medicaid in any way shape or form...


We'll have to get cracking.

Posted by: Chiropractors at January 28, 2019 02:04 PM (yQpMk)

409 I still don't understand the separation of of some gays getting death and some gays getting more boys to rape. 

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 28, 2019 02:01 PM (0OmEj)

I mean, we get the latter in this society, so it's hardly shocking. Elites always skate for crimes.

Posted by: trev006 at January 28, 2019 02:05 PM (81uw/)

410 Really thankful my ancestors left those Isles.....

Posted by: kraken

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In a generation or two, ALL people of British extraction will be saying that.

Posted by: RKae at January 28, 2019 02:05 PM (LurX2)

411

Love and forgiveness is not part of the Muslim plan.


All you need to know about islam is that it's the exact polar opposite of Christianity.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 28, 2019 02:05 PM (HaL55)

412 I guess " maths" is a way of saying " math".....
Posted by: kraken at January 28, 2019 02:02 PM (90T4r)


"We need to learn the maths!!! We want to progressing to futures!!!"

Posted by: Sponge at January 28, 2019 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

413 Lets see - on one hand, we have a voting block that routinely votes against my best interests based on a shared sexual practice. Going against - a voting block aligned against me based upon a religious preference.

Have at it, peeps. No matter who loses - I win.

Posted by: Kane at January 28, 2019 02:05 PM (ikJAZ)

414 385 By the way, Richard III was buried in a parking lot.

"A validation! A validation! My kingdom for a validation!"

Posted by: RKae at January 28, 2019 02:06 PM (LurX2)

415 How did Dr. Who's boss wind up in charge of a school?

Posted by: DaveA at January 28, 2019 02:06 PM (FhXTo)

416 414 385 By the way, Richard III was buried in a parking lot.

"A validation! A validation! My kingdom for a validation!"
Posted by: RKae at January 28, 2019 02:06 PM (LurX2)

You're a great guy, Richard.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 02:06 PM (NWiLs)

417 Don't know what you got 'til it's gone...
Posted by: Insomniac at January 28, 2019 02:04 PM (NWiLs)


Our lawyers would like a word with you......

Posted by: Cinderella at January 28, 2019 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

418
Pop-Tarts
@PopTartsUS
Hello I am considering a presidential run in 2020. Please RT if you would support this endeavor for me.
______________

Is that Kamala Toe's new nic? PopTarts do make a "Brown's Sugar" flavor, don't they?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 28, 2019 02:06 PM (fqUgw)

419 All you need to know about islam is that it's the exact polar opposite of Christianity.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy

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So... one might say "anti-Christ"?

Posted by: RKae at January 28, 2019 02:07 PM (LurX2)

420 Fuckers can't speak English.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 28, 2019 02:03 PM (M2urV)

I knew a dude from the UK who was in the military, and he was on some joint exercise or something with the American army, and he had an American commander. I don't remember the details, but the commander asked if he understood english. He said he understands English fine, but he has a little trouble with American. He said it wasn't one of his brighter decisions. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 28, 2019 02:07 PM (9Om/r)

421 MUELLER break down anyone's doors today? Maybe someone with unpaid parking tickets?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2019 02:07 PM (bim/x)

422 Can I get my parking ticket validated?

Yes. 530 years.

Thank you.

Posted by: Richard III at January 28, 2019 02:07 PM (RpM6k)

423 So for the heck of it I looked up BuzzFeed on glassdoor.com. They had job openings up at the start of the month...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 28, 2019 02:08 PM (AM1GF)

424 Islam is an extreme example of Syncretism....

Posted by: kraken at January 28, 2019 02:08 PM (90T4r)

425 Way OT, the two biggest spine surgeons here, very busy, just announced they will no longer accept Medicare/Medicaid in any way shape or form...


We'll have to get cracking.
Posted by: Chiropractors at January 28, 2019 02:04 PM (yQpMk)

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To marrow
to marrow

I love puns
to marrow.

Is only a day away.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2019 02:08 PM (8XRCm)

426 421 MUELLER break down anyone's doors today? Maybe someone with unpaid parking tickets?

Are they wearing MAGA hats?

Posted by: CNN at January 28, 2019 02:08 PM (RpM6k)

427 By the way, Richard III was buried in a parking lot.

Well it wasn't a parking lot, back then. It wasn't exactly burial in state, either and certainly not on hallowed ground.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 02:08 PM (39g3+)

428 Way OT, the two biggest spine surgeons here, very busy, just announced they will no longer accept Medicare/Medicaid in any way shape or form...
______________

My doc did that back in 2010. Saw the future, and saw that it would suck (and pay poorly).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 28, 2019 02:08 PM (fqUgw)

429 419 All you need to know about islam is that it's the exact polar opposite of Christianity.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
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So... one might say "anti-Christ"?"

Oh come on there's not really that much difference, is there?

Posted by: Franky the Red Pope at January 28, 2019 02:08 PM (Kpl3J)

430 424 Islam is an extreme example of Syncretism....
Posted by: kraken at January 28, 2019 02:08 PM (90T4r)

But a shining example of Unfiltered Evil.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 28, 2019 02:09 PM (UnA8+)

431 Ooh! BuzzFeed only had a 3% match into its employees' 401ks...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 28, 2019 02:10 PM (AM1GF)

432 When a religion is based on the pick and choose, buffet table principle, aberration is bound to occur...

Posted by: kraken at January 28, 2019 02:10 PM (90T4r)

433

So... one might say "anti-Christ"?

Why yes, one might, particularly when referencing it in the plural.

The singular is "George Soros." Also known as "the man who broke the Bank of England," curiously enough.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 28, 2019 02:10 PM (HaL55)

434 By the way, Richard III was buried in a parking lot.


They paved paradise...

Posted by: Joni Mitchell at January 28, 2019 02:11 PM (786Ro)

435 415 How did Dr. Who's boss wind up in charge of a school?

i thought we were talking about the android from the logan's run tv series

Posted by: Anachronda at January 28, 2019 02:11 PM (sGtp+)

436 Shelving 2.5.

Balancing changes will come in 2.5.1 and 2.5.2.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2019 02:11 PM (ycWCI)

437 286 Zogby polls are pure garbage.

Posted by: Ha
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Aren't all polls garbage? At least that's the consistent theme around these parts no?

FWIW, I don't trust any poll anymore from anyone for a wide variety of reasons that have been covered from time to time by the Horde.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 28, 2019 02:12 PM (8SR1L)

438
Well it wasn't a parking lot, back then. It wasn't exactly burial in state, either and certainly not on hallowed ground.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 02:08 PM (39g3+)


It was a friary when he was buried.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 28, 2019 02:12 PM (TAmPV)

439 436 Shelving 2.5.

Balancing changes will come in 2.5.1 and 2.5.2.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2019 02:11 PM (ycWCI)

Aw crap, they broke the holding stuff feature.

Posted by: Someguy at January 28, 2019 02:12 PM (WYC5Y)

440 I don't know how to get things trending on twitter but James Woods and others are tweeting #whereisruth Where is Ruth Bader Ginsburg?

Posted by: Timon at January 28, 2019 02:12 PM (dKm4U)

441 So, is ace finishing his shelves a sign of the coming apocalypse or merely an excuse to drink?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 28, 2019 02:12 PM (RD7QR)

442 3% match is pretty standard.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 28, 2019 02:13 PM (mJFER)

443 Shelving 2.5.

Balancing changes will come in 2.5.1 and 2.5.2.

Posted by: Aetius451AD


Are they finally buffing stud finders?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 28, 2019 02:13 PM (AM1GF)

444 I wish they all could lose, but my money's on the Muzzie head choppers. Because they're head choppers.

Posted by: Iowa Bob at January 28, 2019 02:13 PM (tu3iY)

445 Syncretism

I need some of that stuff for the cracks in the driveway...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 28, 2019 02:13 PM (n2qRY)

446 Colonel, takes us to SHELVCON "GOLDBERG."

Posted by: Paul Simon at January 28, 2019 02:13 PM (Boy/L)

447 424 Islam is an extreme example of Syncretism....

they tried syncrete on i-15 near salt lick city back years ago. didn't go well.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 28, 2019 02:13 PM (sGtp+)

448 435 415 How did Dr. Who's boss wind up in charge of a school?

i thought we were talking about the android from the logan's run tv series
Posted by: Anachronda at January 28, 2019 02:11 PM (sGtp+)

Coincidentally, Moffat was binned because he did not want to make the Doctor a female.

Kind of funny, that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2019 02:13 PM (ycWCI)

449 407
385 By the way, Richard III was buried in a parking lot.

They slayed a Plantagenet, buried him in a parking lot.
Posted by: Big Yellow Back Streak at January 28, 2019

*
*
They planted a Plantagenet!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 28, 2019 02:13 PM (7MRhd)

450

It was a friary when he was buried.

French?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 28, 2019 02:13 PM (HaL55)

451 Off, shelving sock.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 28, 2019 02:14 PM (Boy/L)

452 446 Colonel, takes us to SHELVCON "GOLDBERG."
Posted by: Paul Simon at January 28, 2019 02:13 PM (Boy/L)



Great things afoot. Still much danger!

Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2019 02:14 PM (NLLmE)

453
It was a friary when he was buried."

I'll bet they served up some pretty good chicken.

Posted by: Franky the Red Pope at January 28, 2019 02:14 PM (Kpl3J)

454 Is this Moffat any relation to the asshole who wrecked Doctor Who?

Posted by: Methos at January 28, 2019 02:14 PM (kOpft)

455 There's always going to be a crash at the Intersectionality

Posted by: kbdabear at January 28, 2019 02:14 PM (0Ntuf)

456 Aren't all polls garbage?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM

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Funny you should ask! I just took a poll and found out that 99% of all people think that polls are extremely accurate.

...My population sample was the employees in the offices of Zogby.

Posted by: RKae at January 28, 2019 02:14 PM (LurX2)

457 424 Islam is an extreme example of Syncretism....

Posted by: kraken at January 28, 2019 02:08 PM (90T4r)

Technically speaking Islam does not claim kinship or succession in regards to Judaism or Christianity. Islam claims to be timeless.

Posted by: Someguy at January 28, 2019 02:14 PM (WYC5Y)

458 Last full time job I had, 401k march was a big fat 0%. And this was a decent size company with $500m in revenue. 401k match is not that common so 3% from buzzfeed is pretty good.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 28, 2019 02:15 PM (mJFER)

459 You know, back in the what, 700's Europe was under a Muslim threat even more severe than today.

And Charles Martel saved the day. Do we have a Martel in waiting now? I fear not.

Europe, I think, will fall, and our Democrats want us to fall too. Is there any strength left in Christianity to fight back the hordes who want to bring night to civilization?

Posted by: Vance at January 28, 2019 02:15 PM (zzW7w)

460 Gay people, please let us know how the scenery is down there; under the bus.

Posted by: West at January 28, 2019 02:02 PM (7Fa8Y)



More like the roof top

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 28, 2019 02:15 PM (SiINZ)

461 Wasn't Romeo a Plantagenet?

Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2019 02:15 PM (NLLmE)

462 But Mr Moffat and the No Outsiders programme have come under fire from
some Muslim parents who condemn such teachings, as shelve construction is
strictly forbidden in Islam.

FIFY

Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2019 02:15 PM (VpIIl)

463 I was buried in the Umayyad Mosque in Damascus in 1196. John the Baptist is buried here too.

No parking lot over me, Richard III.

Sucks to be you. Change my mind.

Posted by: Saladin at January 28, 2019 02:15 PM (RpM6k)

464 It was a friary when he was buried."

I'll bet they served up some pretty good chicken.
Posted by: Franky the Red Pope

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I'll have the spicy cherub wings and ale.

Posted by: RKae at January 28, 2019 02:16 PM (LurX2)

465 I don't know, usually I would pick the muzzies to win, but how will the State abuse the Catholics and Evangelicals if they let the muzzies win this one.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2019 02:16 PM (r+sAi)

466 Islam claims to be timeless.

I can claim to be Winfield Scott.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 28, 2019 02:16 PM (Boy/L)

467 By the way, Richard III was buried in a parking lot.


hey if that were NYC, not even a King could afford those rates

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 28, 2019 02:16 PM (bim/x)

468 Wasn't Romeo a Plantagenet?
Posted by: eleven

Montague.

Posted by: RKae at January 28, 2019 02:16 PM (LurX2)

469 448 435 415 How did Dr. Who's boss wind up in charge of a school?

i thought we were talking about the android from the logan's run tv series
Posted by: Anachronda at January 28, 2019 02:11 PM (sGtp+)

Coincidentally, Moffat was binned because he did not want to make the Doctor a female.

Kind of funny, that.


i saw that episode. aliens were pullling parts out of him to repair their interstellar transporter so they could beam their invading army to earth.

good thing logan stopped them.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 28, 2019 02:16 PM (sGtp+)

470 Richard the Lionheart was I, not III. Not sure why Saladin would care about some random English king?

Posted by: Someguy at January 28, 2019 02:17 PM (WYC5Y)

471 Yup. That's how the limeys say it.

box of cigarettes = pack of fags !!!


Posted by: McCool at January 28, 2019 02:17 PM (KvRqW)

472
It was a friary when he was buried."

I'll bet they served up some pretty good chicken.
Posted by: Franky the Red Pope

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I'll have the spicy cherub wings and ale.
Posted by: RKae at January 28, 2019 02:16 PM (LurX2)

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DILLY DILLY!!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2019 02:17 PM (8XRCm)

473 Wasn't Romeo a Plantagenet?

Posted by: eleven



Montague.

Posted by: RKae at January 28, 2019 02:16 PM (LurX2)

God bless you.

Posted by: Timon at January 28, 2019 02:17 PM (dKm4U)

474 Queue up the "my back hurts and I have an ass cramps because, shelves!" excuses.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2019 02:17 PM (VpIIl)

475 Insom, thanks for the Joni Mitchell earworm.


NOT!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 28, 2019 02:17 PM (d7Ww2)

476 Britain banned banks from giving away piggy banks because of Muslim complaints. Yeah the gays will win this one. Not.

--

How about just kill all the pigs? I mean, their very sight makes muzzies complain. We can't have them rest their weary eyeballs on all that offensive stuff. Eradicate them from the earth. That's the solution, no?

/s

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 28, 2019 02:17 PM (JoUsr)

477 I don't know, usually I would pick the muzzies to win, but how will the State abuse the Catholics and Evangelicals if they let the muzzies win this one.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk

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It's England.

The churches are totally empty.

Trust me on this one.

There are about a dozen Christians in the entire country.

Posted by: RKae at January 28, 2019 02:17 PM (LurX2)

478 There are historical cases of someone making up a religion for fun, profit, and sex.... mostly sex....

Posted by: kraken at January 28, 2019 02:17 PM (90T4r)

479 And people wonder why Christian schools like the one Mrs. Pence works at require the teachers to sign on to the biblical view of sexuality.

One gay man decided to indoctrinate other people's kids. Wanna bet it was his pet project.

Not that public schools aren't already trying to damage people's children.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 28, 2019 02:18 PM (9hauA)

480 461 Wasn't Romeo a Plantagenet?
Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2019

*
*
Montague (which sounds no more like Verona, Italy, than does Juliet Capulet).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 28, 2019 02:18 PM (7MRhd)

481 Are they finally buffing stud finders?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 28, 2019 02:13 PM (AM1GF)

No. They tried to nerf FallingShelves, but they actually made it even more powerful because now it synergizes with CastonJerkingoff.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2019 02:18 PM (ycWCI)

482 Aw crap, they broke the holding stuff feature.
Posted by: Someguy at January 28, 2019 02:12 PM


That's a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: J. Random Coder at January 28, 2019 02:18 PM (DMUuz)

483 406 403 385 By the way, Richard III was buried in a parking lot.

. . .

Actually he was buried inside the chapel of a monastery that was near the battlefield. A few centuries and a few revolutions later, it had turned into a parking lot.
Posted by: Tom Servo

They paved paradise.

Posted by: m
---------
And put up a parking lot...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 28, 2019 02:18 PM (8SR1L)

484 There are historical cases of someone making up a religion for fun, profit, and sex.... mostly sex....

L. Ron Hubbard waves.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 28, 2019 02:18 PM (Boy/L)

485 Insom, thanks for the Joni Mitchell earworm.


NOT!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 28, 2019 02:17 PM (d7Ww2)

----

Well, we've heard both sides now....

Posted by: fixerupper at January 28, 2019 02:19 PM (8XRCm)

486 Shelves for what? That faggy messenger bag.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2019 02:19 PM (VpIIl)

487 Somewhat related --- and not creepy AF at all!

@Tiff_FitzHenry


In an interview on French radio Macaulay Culkin said, "You learn very early to recognize which of them want to abuse you and which of them have even darker tastes. Hollywood is going to burn in my lifetime. You watch."


https://twitter.com/Tiff_FitzHenry/status/1089718857059713024

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2019 02:19 PM (W+vEI)

488 Shelving 2.5

---

Firmware update

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at January 28, 2019 02:19 PM (0NAbP)

489
Is there any strength left in Christianity to fight back the hordes who want to bring night to civilization?

by: Vance at January 28, 2019 02:15 PM (zzW7w)


Hungary and Poland will be the saviors of Christianity in Europe

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 28, 2019 02:19 PM (TAmPV)

490 465 I don't know, usually I would pick the muzzies to win, but how will the State abuse the Catholics and Evangelicals if they let the muzzies win this one."

That's easy, you just hire all Muzzies to staff the Enforcement department.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 28, 2019 02:19 PM (Kpl3J)

491 Colorado's legislature (I'm not in it) is about to vote on a bill to do that, to force the state's schools to "teach" this (unscientific) political garbage.

'We want you, we want you as a new recruit'

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2019 02:20 PM (ykYG2)

492 Fun fact: Birmingham had more miles of canals than Venice. Even today, the mileage is close.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 28, 2019 02:20 PM (FTlwv)

493 There are historical cases of someone making up a religion for fun, profit, and sex.... mostly sex....
Posted by: kraken at January 28, 2019 02:17 PM


THAT is a calumny most foul!

Posted by: Sisters Zoot and Dingo, of Castle Anthrax, VT at January 28, 2019 02:20 PM (DMUuz)

494 I don't know, usually I would pick the muzzies to win, but how will the State abuse the Catholics and Evangelicals if they let the muzzies win this one.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2019 02:16 PM (r+sAi)

I'm sure you're not naive enough to believe they are concerned with consistency.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 28, 2019 02:20 PM (9hauA)

495 'Shelves", the sequel. Because this time it's for real.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2019 02:20 PM (VpIIl)

496 Saladin and Richard I were, at times, friendly to each other. Richard I was even sick and near death and Saladin sent him food and medicines.
Richard I was a bit of a screw up, unfortunately.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at January 28, 2019 02:20 PM (w7KSn)

497 There are historical cases of someone making up a religion for fun, profit, and sex.... mostly sex....

L. Ron Hubbard waves.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 28, 2019 02:18 PM (Boy/L)

--------------------------

So does Creflo Dollar.

Posted by: Calm Mentor's GoFundMe at January 28, 2019 02:21 PM (ffYR/)

498 487 Somewhat related --- and not creepy AF at all!

@Tiff_FitzHenry


In an interview on French radio Macaulay Culkin said, "You learn very early to recognize which of them want to abuse you and which of them have even darker tastes. Hollywood is going to burn in my lifetime. You watch."

https://twitter.com/Tiff_FitzHenry/status/1089718857059713024
Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2019 02:19 PM (W+vEI)

How very sad.

Posted by: m at January 28, 2019 02:21 PM (XvwBl)

499

Not sure why all the angst here.

Let 'em both fight it out and then kill the survivors.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 28, 2019 02:21 PM (S/hVx)

500 489 Hungary and Poland will be the saviors of Christianity in Europe

again?

Posted by: Anachronda at January 28, 2019 02:21 PM (sGtp+)

501 'Shelves", the sequel. Because this time it's for real.
Posted by: Marcus T


betting should open soon. Who will set up the brackets?

Posted by: AoSHQ betting window at January 28, 2019 02:21 PM (e1q4h)

502 495 'Shelves", the sequel. Because this time it's for real.
Posted by: Marcus T



"This time its' clockwise"

Posted by: eleven at January 28, 2019 02:22 PM (NLLmE)

503 Richard I was a bit of a screw up, unfortunately.

Now there is an understatement.

He might have been Lionhearted, but that guy was Amoebabrained.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 28, 2019 02:22 PM (Boy/L)

504 We haven't heard from Ace in a long time.

Posted by: m at January 28, 2019 02:22 PM (XvwBl)

505 >>There are historical cases of someone making up a religion for fun, profit, and sex.... mostly sex....

L. Ron Hubbard waves.



And over there, NVIVM's Allison Mack smiles sweetly, makes the "call me!" gesture.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2019 02:22 PM (W+vEI)

506
Europe, I think, will fall, and our Democrats want us to fall too. Is there any strength left in Christianity to fight back the hordes who want to bring night to civilization?

--

Didn't Pope Frankie wash the feet of some muslim in some kind of sign of twisted camaraderie? Yeah, I don't think Christianity knows the full danger of what's nipping at their ankles. The muzz are going for Western Civilization's achilles tendon. Seems like they're on their way to succeeding, if Britain and elsewhere is any indication.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 28, 2019 02:22 PM (JoUsr)

507 Is there any strength left in Christianity to fight back the hordes who want to bring night to civilization?

by: Vance at January 28, 2019 02:15 PM (zzW7w)


This kingdom isn't The Kingdom.

Posted by: Roy at January 28, 2019 02:22 PM (ABjxW)

508 Always bet on the drill!

Posted by: IKEA FIXA at January 28, 2019 02:22 PM (DMUuz)

509 501 'Shelves", the sequel. Because this time it's for real.
Posted by: Marcus T

betting should open soon. Who will set up the brackets?
Posted by: AoSHQ betting window at January 28, 2019 02:21 PM (e1q4h)

heh

Posted by: m at January 28, 2019 02:22 PM (XvwBl)

510 Who will set up the brackets?

Not Ace.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 28, 2019 02:22 PM (Boy/L)

511 President Trump has reportedly told White House visitors that his predecessor sat in the Oval Office's private dining room and "watched basketball all day." "He just sat in here and watched basketball all day," Trump reportedly said of former President Obama, The Washington Post reported on Monday, citing unnamed White House officials.

Posted by: SMOD at January 28, 2019 02:23 PM (QkjLD)

512 Hey, I tried to fix it, but youse guys wimped out. - Pope Urban II

Posted by: Archer at January 28, 2019 02:23 PM (gmo/4)

513 Anyone who references sex and L. Ron Hubbard in the same sentence...please step this way for your flogging.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 28, 2019 02:23 PM (JoUsr)

514 487 Somewhat related --- and not creepy AF at all!

@Tiff_FitzHenry


In an interview on French radio Macaulay Culkin said, "You learn very early to recognize which of them want to abuse you and which of them have even darker tastes. Hollywood is going to burn in my lifetime. You watch."

https://twitter.com/Tiff_FitzHenry/status/1089718857059713024
Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2019 02:19 PM (W+vEI)


I really don't want to hear any Hollywood types lecturing anybody about ANYTHING. Disgusting cesspool.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at January 28, 2019 02:23 PM (9hauA)

515 I'm sure you're not naive enough to believe they are concerned with consistency.
Nah, I was just taking a shot at both sides.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2019 02:23 PM (r+sAi)

516 " Shelves II".. dunno.. sequels never as good as the original....

Posted by: kraken at January 28, 2019 02:23 PM (90T4r)

517 Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2019 02:19 PM (W+vEI)

How very sad.
Posted by: m at January 28, 2019 02:21 PM (XvwBl)

You know it is a sad day. Just sexual abuse used to be 'the darker tastes'. When sexual abuse is 'Garden Variety', Dear Lord.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 28, 2019 02:23 PM (ycWCI)

518 Is there any strength left in Christianity to fight back the hordes who want to bring night to civilization?
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Are there any denominations that think obedience to God is more important than 'promotion of women' or any other form of 'modernization'?

Posted by: Methos at January 28, 2019 02:23 PM (kOpft)

519 "501 'Shelves", the sequel. Because this time it's for real.

Posted by: Marcus T



betting should open soon. Who will set up the brackets?

Posted by: AoSHQ betting window at January 28, 2019 02:21 PM (e1q4h)
"

It doesn't matter. They will be crooked either way.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 28, 2019 02:23 PM (VpIIl)

520 Not sure why all the angst here.

Let 'em both fight it out and then kill the survivors.
Posted by: irongrampa

----

"Shoot zem both."

Posted by: RKae at January 28, 2019 02:23 PM (LurX2)

521 Nood older priests, sects outside of marriage

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything I Needed to Know About Coding I Learned From RBG at January 28, 2019 02:23 PM (0NAbP)

522 496 Saladin and Richard I were, at times, friendly to each other. Richard I was even sick and near death and Saladin sent him food and medicines.
Richard I was a bit of a screw up, unfortunately."

Here I send him to go learn some things at the French Court, and what do he and that bugger Philip get up to? It shames me to think of it, I'll bet his brother John will turn out a lot better.

Posted by: Henry 11 at January 28, 2019 02:24 PM (Kpl3J)

523 nood, pope

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 28, 2019 02:24 PM (d7Ww2)

524 So does Creflo Dollar.

A more illuminating name has never existed.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 28, 2019 02:24 PM (Boy/L)

525 508 Always bet on the drill!
Posted by: IKEA FIXA at January 28, 2019 02:22 PM (DMUuz)

He has to be able to find studs and avoid electrical wiring and put the mollies in correctly. It's scary.

Posted by: m at January 28, 2019 02:24 PM (XvwBl)

526 Actually he was buried inside the chapel of a monastery that was near the battlefield. A few centuries and a few revolutions later, it had turned into a parking lot.

The untold story of Brigadoon.

Posted by: DanMan at January 28, 2019 02:24 PM (XTiHL)

527 Way OT, the two biggest spine surgeons here, very busy, just announced they will no longer accept Medicare/Medicaid in any way shape or form...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 28, 2019 01:57 PM (n2qRY)

I can't imagine a surgeon who would accept Medicaid, except maybe one that operates from a Medicaid hospital or the back of his van.

I have the feeling that doctors who refuse Medicare will be forced back into line. Health insurance companies would implode without the government teat, which means government can force the issue. Medicaid is just so ruinously awful that >NO ONE
===========
*Googly Eyes*

*waives index finger back and forth while bobbing head from side to side*

Oh No You Didn't.

You. Did. Not. Just. Disrespect me!

Posted by: Occasional Cortex at January 28, 2019 02:24 PM (ycPk2)

528 Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 28, 2019 02:23 PM

What are your thoughts on top knots? Do I have a chance?

Posted by: Beta with a Top Knot on at January 28, 2019 02:24 PM (DMUuz)

529 511 President Trump has reportedly told White House visitors that his predecessor sat in the Oval Office's private dining room and "watched basketball all day." "He just sat in here and watched basketball all day," Trump reportedly said of former President Obama, The Washington Post reported on Monday, citing unnamed White House officials.
Posted by: SMOD at January 28, 2019 02:23 PM (QkjLD)

Well...yeah. It's not like he performed the duties of the President of the United States. That's what Val Jarrett was for.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 28, 2019 02:25 PM (RD7QR)

530 Anyone here watch knight fight on history?


My opinion lots of BS talking and hokey fighting.


Posted by: Archer at January 28, 2019 02:25 PM (gmo/4)

531 nood

Posted by: m at January 28, 2019 02:25 PM (XvwBl)

532 46 muslims will win. they fight. gays depend on the government to advance their agenda. muzzies don't give a fuck about "feelings."
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 28, 2019 01:10 PM (KP5rU)

They do when they can pretend to be victims.

Posted by: Gem at January 28, 2019 02:25 PM (XoAz8)

533 *Googly Eyes*

*waives index finger back and forth while bobbing head from side to side*

Oh No You Didn't.

You. Did. Not. Just. Disrespect me!

Posted by: Occasional Cortex at January 28, 2019 02:24 PM (ycPk2)

Mortin and a finger wave test?

Posted by: Someguy at January 28, 2019 02:25 PM (WYC5Y)

534 This kingdom isn't The Kingdom.
---
It isn't, but if the end times come just because those of us who knew better sat back and did nothing, in silence, just because that was easier, I doubt God is going to have much praise for us.

Posted by: Methos at January 28, 2019 02:26 PM (kOpft)

535 440 I don't know how to get things trending on twitter but James Woods and others are tweeting #whereisruth Where is Ruth Bader Ginsburg?
Posted by: Timon at January 28, 2019 02:12 PM (dKm4U)

She is at my house. We are finishing up Die Hard and have The Last Jedi queued up.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 28, 2019 02:26 PM (GFNAW)

536 Always bet on the drill!
Posted by: IKEA FIXA at January 28, 2019 02:22 PM (DMUuz)

He has to be able to find studs and avoid electrical wiring and put the mollies in correctly. It's scary.
======
Hmpf.

Last time he spent like 20 minutes attempting to drill into a gas line.

He'll do something creative and chip a tooth. Watch.

Posted by: simplemind at January 28, 2019 02:27 PM (5YsDF)

537 Anyone who references sex and L. Ron Hubbard in the same sentence...please step this way for your flogging.

Promises, promises.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 28, 2019 02:28 PM (Boy/L)

538 491 Colorado's legislature (I'm not in it) is about to vote on a bill to do that, to force the state's schools to "teach" this (unscientific) political garbage.....

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2019 02:20 PM (ykYG2)
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I'd say it's RELIGIOUS indoctrination.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 28, 2019 02:28 PM (Rxduq)

539 President Trump has reportedly told White House visitors that his predecessor sat in the Oval Office's private dining room and "watched basketball all day."

No where in the piece does it say it's not true

Posted by: SMOD at January 28, 2019 02:28 PM (QkjLD)

540 511 President Trump has reportedly told White House visitors that his predecessor sat in the Oval Office's private dining room and "watched basketball all day." "He just sat in here and watched basketball all day," Trump reportedly said of former President Obama, The Washington Post reported on Monday, citing unnamed White House officials.

Posted by: SMOD
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Finally some truth from WaPo yet somehow I don't believe it b/c #1) WaPo and #2) the ever popular "unnamed WH officials" (aka anonymous sources). Folks talk about the people they've replaced forever and a day so who gives a flying fuck anyway? Hell, I've already wasted too much time responding as it is.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 28, 2019 02:29 PM (8SR1L)

541 No where in the piece does it say it's not true
Posted by: SMOD at Januar

True. He didn't have to do shit.

ValJar and the FNM provided him that luxury.

Posted by: Golfman at January 28, 2019 02:31 PM (GL/05)

542
466 Islam claims to be timeless.

I can claim to be Winfield Scott.
----------------------------
Interesting story. A friend of mine's Grandfather moved a plantation house from outside of Petersburg, VA, to Alexandria and rebuilt it in the 1940s. Under the staircase on one of the risers is Winfield Scott's signature. His biography credits a wealthy planter allowing Winfield full use of his library to self educate. I think this is the house of that planter.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 28, 2019 02:33 PM (2LelM)

543 "My child came home and told me am I OK to be a boy?

A song heard all around the western world now.

Home.
School.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 28, 2019 02:33 PM (39g3+)

544
Europe, I think, will fall, and our Democrats want us to fall too. Is there any strength left in Christianity to fight back the hordes who want to bring night to civilization?

Posted by: Vance at January 28, 2019 02:15 PM (zzW7w)

Just because Britain and America have submitted, doesn't mean every country will. France is still being rocked by protests. And no one died for the Tea Party, unlike the Giles Jaunnes.
Poland and Hungary are small, yet expelled their major globalist presences. Italy is large, and currently has a strong government. As with all Italian things, that could change.

Posted by: trev006 at January 28, 2019 02:43 PM (81uw/)

545 This is why muslims suck. Any muslim who supports sharia law send them to a muslim country. Rachel madcow should be asked if she supports sharia law when she is bull dyking for muslim rights.

Posted by: ramondo at January 28, 2019 02:47 PM (xEWBH)

546 Wow, lots of responses!

Sadly, I don't think that this time we will win. It's predicted that Jesus is coming back with fire and so forth to defend 1) the Jews and 2) His followers.

There would be no need to do that unless there is both an existential threat to their survival and no one effectively fighting back. Like, the Nazi's were an existential threat--but the US, Britain, etc were fighting back and the Lord was on our side. Now?

When the Lord promises a Deux Ex Machina... that means there's nothing else that can work.

So color me pessimistic. Which doesn't mean fatalistic. We resist the best we can.

Posted by: Vance at January 28, 2019 02:53 PM (zzW7w)

547 I don't have a dog in this hunt.

Posted by: newyorkslim at January 28, 2019 03:17 PM (ZoeqG)

548 Posted by: ramondo at January 28, 2019 02:47 PM (xEWBH)

Interesting. Now we know that ramondo usually-a-troll has a soul. It's just that a homosexual soul.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 28, 2019 03:46 PM (ykYG2)

549 I've been waiting for this!!!!

Posted by: Phuqdat Phuqdem at January 29, 2019 12:16 AM (olpu0)

550 Sweet! As if all us normal folks did not see this coming LOL

Posted by: obsidian at January 29, 2019 09:53 AM (7+yqP)

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