Local Seattle News Director Placed on Leave After Allegations He Deliberately Distorted the Video of Trump's Speech to Make Him Look Crazy

Enemy of the People.

Shall we keep pretending otherwise?


In a statement, Q13 seemed to confirm that their video editor had intentionally altered the footage to make the president look crazy.

"We are investigating this to determine what happened," said Q13's news director. "This does not meet our editorial standards and we regret if it is seen as portraying the President in a negative light. The editor responsible for editing the footage is being placed on leave while we investigate further.

The video -- shown below side-by-side with the real video -- seems to leave little doubt that this was a deliberate manipulation of video to make Trump look insane. Watch the business with the tongue.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:31 PM




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1 1

Posted by: Gref at January 10, 2019 07:29 PM (AMIL/)

2 2

Posted by: Gref at January 10, 2019 07:29 PM (AMIL/)

3 top something!

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 10, 2019 07:30 PM (ZqRa6)

4 I'm seeing double! Arrrrghhh!

Posted by: Gref at January 10, 2019 07:30 PM (AMIL/)

5 Amateurs!

Posted by: Pallywood producers at January 10, 2019 07:30 PM (XKZwp)

6 Hmmm checks shocked meter,,,,,pegged at zero.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 10, 2019 07:30 PM (vmAQh)

7

Q13 sounds like a Classic Rock station.


Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2019 07:31 PM (aKsyK)

8 Fox affiliate BTW.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 10, 2019 07:32 PM (Uj7SU)

9 by the way, in the response to Trump the other night, did Pelosi look like she'd spent about six hours getting her make-up done?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 10, 2019 07:32 PM (ZqRa6)

10 Nothing Faker than that! Wow.

Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2019 07:32 PM (32YRo)

11

I'm sure it would have been acceptable to do the same to Obama.

ha
ha

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2019 07:33 PM (aKsyK)

12 Q13 sounds like a Classic Rock station.




Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2019 07:31 PM


Comin up next we got an Eddie Money double play goin out to all the guys workin at Smith Metals....

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 10, 2019 07:33 PM (vmAQh)

13 Orange Man Tongue!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 10, 2019 07:33 PM (r+sAi)

14 And this is the local Fox affiliate.

Guy better lose his job.

And leave town.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 10, 2019 07:33 PM (xJa6I)

15 i'm just glad everyone is starting to see the world i've seen it since the 80's....i guess i'm not as crazy and conspiratorial as i've always been accused of.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 10, 2019 07:33 PM (0O7c5)

16 Where was this guy when Chuck and Nan needed him to uncrazy their spot?

Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2019 07:33 PM (32YRo)

17 local crime story

Posted by: totes unbiased MSM fact-checkers at January 10, 2019 07:34 PM (fFyJf)

18 That editor should have taken on a real video alteration challenge, such as making Biden look intelligent, or making Hillary! looking slim and attractive.

Posted by: Gref at January 10, 2019 07:34 PM (AMIL/)

19 Q13 sounds like a Classic Rock station.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2019 07:31 PM

WKRP in... Vladivostok?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2019 07:34 PM (/9p9e)

20 RBG is dead?

Posted by: MJ at January 10, 2019 07:34 PM (gAMkn)

21 by the way, in the response to Trump the other night, did Pelosi look like she'd spent about six hours getting her make-up done?
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 10, 2019 07:32 PM (ZqRa6)

Hard to find a good plasterer these days...

Posted by: antisocialist at January 10, 2019 07:34 PM (2shuf)

22 Do you know how hard we had to work to make him look remotely black?

Posted by: Shaun King's Studio Crew at January 10, 2019 07:34 PM (vmAQh)

23
They actually fired him. So good for them at least.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 10, 2019 07:34 PM (r+sAi)

24 If only we had such wonderful toys...so jealous

Posted by: Goebbels at January 10, 2019 07:34 PM (OOH1c)

25 YOU CAN'T HANDLE OUR TRUTH!!!!

/The MSM

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2019 07:35 PM (m075u)

26
Even altered, he's a damn site better than Schiff-for-Brains of JM J Acosta.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2019 07:35 PM (/9p9e)

27 ( *looks down unconcernedly* )
( *files nails* )

Posted by: Ana Navarro at January 10, 2019 07:35 PM (fFyJf)

28 16 Where was this guy when Chuck and Nan needed him to uncrazy their spot?
Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2019 07:33 PM (32YRo)

Crazy is a one way street.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 10, 2019 07:35 PM (imk3a)

29 Obviouslly this Reggie Singh guy hates minorities and persons not bourne in this county !!!! This guy Signgh will do anything to hurt these people and is a stooped follower of that idiot Trump ! Trump is so stooped that he was tricked by the Russans unlike Hilllary and Presdent Obama

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattlboro, VT at January 10, 2019 07:36 PM (qM84C)

30 He made PDT look like Bill Kristol?

Posted by: ShainS at January 10, 2019 07:36 PM (WqPYg)

31 said Q13's news director. "This does not meet our editorial standard"

...never get caught.

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2019 07:36 PM (Qwtw1)

32 If Orange Man Bad, then he must be ORANGE!

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 10, 2019 07:36 PM (1g7ch)

33 Was this on the live address? Or afterwards?

If live how did someone have time to do that in the delay?

I'll be honest, when I first saw this story I assumed it wasn't true because, c'mon, no one is that stupid.

Hahahahahahaha on me.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 10, 2019 07:36 PM (GbPPJ)

34 Soon.


...soon.

Posted by: Juan de Fuca Plate at January 10, 2019 07:37 PM (9gmA7)

35 Q13 is the local Fox over the air station. They aren't even the worst, that is KING5, the NBC affiliate is much more flat-out Commie.
Doesn't surprise me, though, they are all pretty bad when it comes to Trump.


FYI, in the 2016 election, the voters in the city of Seattle proper gave him 8% of the vote.


I stay here because my roots are here, and the geography is amazing to enjoy, in answer to the question you were about to ask.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2019 07:37 PM (sy5kK)

36 "Placed on leave"... is that the end of a trebuchet?

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2019 07:37 PM (Qwtw1)

37 Those crowd pictures at Trump's inaugeration?

Posted by: torabora at January 10, 2019 07:37 PM (Y274z)

38 Pelosi showed up around 6 in paint bay 5, that bondo was barely dry

Posted by: Joes auto repair at January 10, 2019 07:38 PM (OOH1c)

39

IF MY MALTESE HAD A TONGUE LIKE THAT I WOULD'NT HAVE EXTERMINATED HIM!

Posted by: Rocket Propelled Ginsberg in a Pike Chair, Beep Beep at January 10, 2019 07:38 PM (n2qRY)

40 Soon.


...soon.
Posted by: Juan de Fuca Plate

Not if I get there first.

Posted by: Mt Rainier at January 10, 2019 07:38 PM (Uj7SU)

41 I am shocked a SEATTLE NEWS STATION would do this


duh

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 07:38 PM (d7Ww2)

42 and might I say that I still sometimes breath a sign of relief whenever I hear the phrase "President Trump"?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 10, 2019 07:38 PM (ZqRa6)

43 Pretty funny, actually. Somehow I doubt the "editor" is all torn up about getting fired.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 10, 2019 07:38 PM (hjaPQ)

44 RBG is dead?

Posted by: MJ

Saw somewhere that it was sourced that she's resigning and retiring tomorrow...it's Ginsmas!

Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2019 07:38 PM (32YRo)

45 This is just the beginning...

Posted by: Max Power at January 10, 2019 07:38 PM (q177U)

46 RBG is dead?
Posted by: MJ at January 10, 2019 07:34 PM (gAMkn)


Just a power nap.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 10, 2019 07:38 PM (1g7ch)

47 I stay here because my roots are here, and the geography is amazing to enjoy
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2019 07:37 PM (sy5kK)


It is that.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 10, 2019 07:39 PM (fFyJf)

48 He made Trump look like the average cruise attendee.

Posted by: literally serious at January 10, 2019 07:39 PM (iSh8b)

49 If live how did someone have time to do that in the delay?

Software. Now where could one find non-comsumer software and hardware in Seattle...?

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2019 07:39 PM (/D1gp)

50
The "news editor" who did this is apparently female.

Anybody know her name?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 10, 2019 07:39 PM (OwXIz)

51 so you know, the leave is over guy who edited the vid was fired.


https://tinyurl.com/ycmf4vve

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 07:39 PM (MTjB1)

52 41 I am shocked a SEATTLE NEWS STATION would do this


duh
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 07:38 PM (d7Ww2)



I know. I figure they would have promoted the guy.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2019 07:39 PM (WaxcS)

53 Mary is SO RIGHT!!!!

And Mary, that reminds me to thank you! Your recipe for Vegetarian Vindaloo cleared up that little problem I had better than any amount of Free Trade non-GMO organic castor oil!

Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at January 10, 2019 07:39 PM (zCyNd)

54 I believe it was for one of those snippets that start the news or a coming right up thing.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 10, 2019 07:40 PM (r+sAi)

55 RBG is dead?
Posted by: MJ

She's feeling better.
She might go for a walk.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 10, 2019 07:40 PM (Uj7SU)

56 46 RBG is dead?
Posted by: MJ at January 10, 2019 07:34 PM (gAMkn)


No, just tired from running marathons on 3 straight days.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 10, 2019 07:40 PM (fFyJf)

57 40 Soon.


...soon.
Posted by: Juan de Fuca Plate

Not if I get there first.
Posted by: Mt Rainier at January 10, 2019 07:38 PM (Uj7SU)

Not if SMOD has an opinion about it...

Posted by: model_1066 at January 10, 2019 07:40 PM (imk3a)

58 46
RBG is dead?

She's pinin'!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2019 07:40 PM (m075u)

59 27 ( *looks down unconcernedly* )
( *files nails* )
Posted by: Ana Navarro



Next time, strip naked, pull out a vibrator and pleasure yourself. That will be totally woke!! FIGHT THE POWER!!!

Posted by: Progressive BBW Milf Fetishist at January 10, 2019 07:40 PM (WNAuL)

60 WKRP in... Vladivostok?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2019 07:34 PM (/9p9e)

Speaking of, I gut my finger the other day and had to work wearing a big bandage on it. I felt like Les Nessman, and felt a sudden urge to binge watch the show.


Off topic? Yes we much.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 10, 2019 07:40 PM (xPJvm)

61 oh, and LCD


I second your reasons for staying.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 07:40 PM (d7Ww2)

62 Pretty funny, actually. Somehow I doubt the "editor" is all torn up about getting fired.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 10, 2019 07:38 PM (hjaPQ)

---

Oh, hell no... I'm sure his boss was laughing with him til someone actually noticed it.

He'll be working at another net with better pay as a reward next month.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 07:40 PM (5aX2M)

63 >>>>And leave town.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy axe handles at January 10, 2019 07:33 PM (xJa6I)

Emphasis on the last point, big time.

Posted by: Max Power at January 10, 2019 07:40 PM (q177U)

64 >> I stay here because my roots are here, and the geography is amazing to enjoy


That and your love of geoduck.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 07:40 PM (9gmA7)

65 More cowbell orange taint please!

Posted by: ShainS at January 10, 2019 07:40 PM (WqPYg)

66 Cnn is calling and offering him a job as we speak

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 10, 2019 07:40 PM (OOH1c)

67 RBG is dead?

You pansies don't have total command of your heart rate and oxygen usage?

Posted by: Ruth Bader-Ginsburt at January 10, 2019 07:40 PM (yE42P)

68 'You'll never work in this town again!', said no one in the news industry.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 10, 2019 07:41 PM (FTlwv)

69 Q13 sounds like a Classic Rock station.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2019 07:31 PM

WKRP in... Vladivostok?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2019 07:34 PM


Baby, if you've ever wondered, wondered, what ever became of me....Baily Quarters>Jennifer. WKRP Hawt crew.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 10, 2019 07:41 PM (vmAQh)

70 This guy should be working for us!

Posted by: Dateline at January 10, 2019 07:41 PM (9gmA7)

71 Well, it's good to know that someone in Seattle actually complained about the video-was that you Oregon Muse? .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2019 07:42 PM (AllCR)

72
and the geography is amazing to enjoy, in answer to the question you were about to ask.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2019 07:37 PM (sy5kK)


I love it when you sweet talk.

Posted by: The Cascadia Subduction Zone at January 10, 2019 07:42 PM (TAmPV)

73 will Shep come to the editor's defense? Answer the first half second.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 10, 2019 07:42 PM (ZqRa6)

74 Still less fake than the regular news.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2019 07:43 PM (m075u)

75 If that Ruth Gator Ginsburg were too resign or pass away we support Hillary Rodman Clinton to the Supremme Court !!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattlboro, VT at January 10, 2019 07:43 PM (qM84C)

76 71 Well, it's good to know that someone in Seattle actually complained about the video-was that you Oregon Muse? .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2019 07:42 PM (AllCR)



Seattle is in Washington.

And earlier you got confused by Nevada and Utah.

Geography wasn't your strongest subject was it.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2019 07:43 PM (WaxcS)

77 O BTW,

ABC is doing a special on Monica Lewinsky tonight.

I expect to hear a lot of bj jokes tomorrow, but I will be happily surprised if we are talking about RBG retirement instead.

Posted by: rd at January 10, 2019 07:43 PM (kfj5i)

78 How can RGB be dead only now? She's been mummified for the last 30 years!

To be fair, the quality of her jurisprudence has dramatically increased since then.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 10, 2019 07:43 PM (imk3a)

79 buzzion,

please don't be an ass to Fen.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 07:44 PM (d7Ww2)

80 RBG is like a turtle, no, not the Mitch McConnel species. She's a northern turtle, she can slow her heartbeat and breathing down as she hibernates in the mud on the bottom of the frozen lake, you just think she's dead. And then suddenly she springs back and does a double back flip.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 10, 2019 07:44 PM (vmAQh)

81 Was this on the live address? Or afterwards?


If live how did someone have time to do that in the delay?


----

I used to to work in local tv, and my feeling is that... everyone there was OK with this.

They all hate Trump. If this was live, someone in master control saw this and let it go. If it was not live, and was played later during the news, the producer, the director, the executive producer, the news director, the anchors and everyone in the control room saw this and was OK with it.

That's how they roll.





Posted by: shibumi at January 10, 2019 07:44 PM (OXL6p)

82 They also made orange man even more orange.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2019 07:44 PM (AllCR)

83 https://tinyurl.com/ycmf4vve

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 07:39 PM (MTjB1)


So after reporting the Q13 incident, this Seattle-Times piece spends the majority of it's time reporting on other incidents involving altered photos or video. It's like it's adding a bunch of noise to deflect from the actual crime that is supposedly the subject of the story.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 10, 2019 07:44 PM (fFyJf)

84 79 buzzion,

please don't be an ass to Fen.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 07:44 PM (d7Ww2)



Why not? It's her fault I'm dead.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2019 07:44 PM (WaxcS)

85 Stop scolding the ghosts.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 07:44 PM (9gmA7)

86 BREAKING

The office of Sen. Mitt Romney announces hiring of new media assistant from Q13 Seattle

Posted by: MiklosMediaWatch at January 10, 2019 07:45 PM (zCyNd)

87 "ABC is doing a special on Monica Lewinsky tonight."

Long after Bill did, but sure, why not?

Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2019 07:45 PM (32YRo)

88 64
>> I stay here because my roots are here, and the geography is amazing to enjoy





That and your love of geoduck.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 07:40 PM (9gmA7)


no, I like razor clams.


nurse rached is the geoduck affection-ado.

but both nurse and I get that joke.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2019 07:45 PM (sy5kK)

89 you will know that RBG is dead when she starts commenting her.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 10, 2019 07:45 PM (ZqRa6)

90 buzzion,

please don't be an ass to Fen.
Posted by: nurse ratched at J



don't fuck with Buzz.

he has seniority

he has already been dead once so he is not really afraid of anything.

you will just mank him angry.

what is with the love for fen?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 07:45 PM (MTjB1)

91 buzzion,

please don't be an ass to Fen.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 07:44 PM (d7Ww2)

---------

Seconded.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 10, 2019 07:45 PM (ffYR/)

92 That and your love of geoduck.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 07:40 PM (9gmA7)

Wait, wait...people EAT those things????

Posted by: antisocialist at January 10, 2019 07:45 PM (2shuf)

93 He took his hit for the cause, I'm sure he will be rewarded handsomely.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 10, 2019 07:46 PM (jI3MC)

94 >>"ABC is doing a special on Monica Lewinsky tonight."


Another installment in their Ass Eaters Series?

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 07:46 PM (9gmA7)

95 Quite amateurish. A stunt by stupid children.

Posted by: model_1066 at January 10, 2019 07:46 PM (imk3a)

96 That video looks doctored

Posted by: G Zimmerman at January 10, 2019 07:46 PM (kOpft)

97 Geography wasn't your strongest subject was it.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2019 07:43 PM

Apparently class and tact wasn't yours.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 10, 2019 07:46 PM (vmAQh)

98 People are awful.

Posted by: bluebell ~ sign up by Feb. 1st! at January 10, 2019 07:46 PM (U5tDi)

99 please don't be an ass to Fen.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January

------

I read that as good natured ribbing. Everyone likes Fen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 07:46 PM (5aX2M)

100
Why not? It's her fault I'm dead.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2019 07:44 PM (WaxcS)


In fairness she thought you were somebody else

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at January 10, 2019 07:46 PM (TAmPV)

101
Looks like they did the Clutch Cargo mouth

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2019 07:46 PM (SiINZ)

102 HERE! not her, HERE!

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 10, 2019 07:46 PM (ZqRa6)

103 That and your love of geoduck.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 07:40 PM (9gmA7)

Wait, wait...people EAT those things????
Posted by: antisocialist at January 10, 2019 07:45 PM (2shuf)

Off to the Bingles. BRB.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 10, 2019 07:46 PM (xPJvm)

104 Well Tim Tebow continues to live the good life, engaged to former Miss Universe.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 10, 2019 07:46 PM (r+sAi)

105
So after reporting the Q13 incident, this
Seattle-Times piece spends the majority of it's time reporting on other
incidents involving altered photos or video. It's like it's adding a
bunch of noise to deflect from the actual crime that is supposedly the
subject of the story.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at January 10, 2019 07:44 PM (fFyJf)

*sigh*
yeah, that's why I only read the sports section any more.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2019 07:46 PM (sy5kK)

106 If you cross your eyes just so to make the images overlap, you get a 3D effect.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2019 07:46 PM (NWiLs)

107 >>no, I like razor clams.

Clams?
I thought you lived on Capitol Hill?

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 07:47 PM (9gmA7)

108 Just a power nap.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 10, 2019 07:38 PM (1g7ch)
---
https://tinyurl.com/ybengonz

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2019 07:47 PM (kQs4Y)

109 wanna know something funny? despite all the typos I make, other people's typos irritate me.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 07:47 PM (MTjB1)

110 59 27 ( *looks down unconcernedly* )
( *files nails* )
Posted by: Ana Navarro


Next time, strip naked, pull out a vibrator and pleasure yourself. That will be totally woke!! FIGHT THE POWER!!!
Posted by: Progressive BBW Milf Fetishist at January 10, 2019 07:40 PM (WNAuL)

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Posted by: literally serious at January 10, 2019 07:47 PM (iSh8b)

111 Imagine what someone could have done in this connection with a speech by Jugears.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2019 07:47 PM (YqDXo)

112 geoduck is the clam of kings.


Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 07:47 PM (d7Ww2)

113 Off to the Bingles. BRB.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 10, 2019 07:46 PM (xPJvm)

*trudges back in*

Holy crap, that was unsettling.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 10, 2019 07:48 PM (xPJvm)

114 buzzion has been dead longer than some of us have been alive! Don't make him come down here...

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2019 07:48 PM (yE42P)

115 The "news editor" who did this is apparently female.

Anybody know her name?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 10, 2019 07:39 PM (OwXIz)


Of course not.

But if it were a conservative who altered a video of Hillary, the entire damn country would now know her name.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 10, 2019 07:48 PM (fFyJf)

116 Awful, but damned funny. The funniest thing is the news station stated "we have standards."

Posted by: Regular joe at January 10, 2019 07:48 PM (7PllL)

117 69
Baby, if you've ever wondered, wondered, what ever became of me....Baily Quarters>Jennifer. WKRP Hawt crew.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 10, 2019 07:41 PM (vmAQh)

Yes indeed. Jan Smithers and I had some profoundly religious experiences. Mostly in my mind.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2019 07:48 PM (/9p9e)

118 what is the longest that one of those ninjas ever stopped their heart from beating? whatever it is you know we are going to have to give rbg twice as long before anyone makes any calls.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 07:48 PM (MTjB1)

119 104 Well Tim Tebow continues to live the good life, engaged to former Miss Universe.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 10, 2019 07:46 PM (r+sAi)

She's not that pretty. Jeez

Posted by: literally serious at January 10, 2019 07:49 PM (iSh8b)

120 wanna know something funny? despite all the typos I make, other people's typos irritate me.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 07:47 PM (MTjB1)

Yep. Drunks irritate me.

Posted by: MiklosMaltWatch at January 10, 2019 07:49 PM (zCyNd)

121 Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2019 07:43 PM (WaxcS)

Oh, sorry; I seem to been having a lot of senior moments today. I think it has to do with my health I apologize to the people of Washington and Oregon-but you're all somewhere....over there
<----------------- And you probably wouldn't believe this from my typing and grammar, buzzion, but English was my best subject.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2019 07:49 PM (AllCR)

122 wanna know something funny? despite all the typos I make, other people's typos irritate me.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 07:47 PM (MTjB1)

-------------

I have gotten to the point that I read right past them, so long as they don't change the meaning of what is trying to be conveyed.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 10, 2019 07:49 PM (ffYR/)

123 106 If you cross your eyes just so to make the images overlap, you get a 3D effect.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2019 07:46 PM (NWiLs)


Old crystallographer's trick for looking at stereo depictions of crystal structures.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2019 07:49 PM (YqDXo)

124 Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 07:47 PM (MTjB1)

-----

I'm a typo machine.

It does bother me when people misspell nickel for some reason.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 07:49 PM (5aX2M)

125 This is appalling.
Everyone needs just go back to running Trump photos where he's suppressing a sneeze, or making an "eff" consonant, or capture a microexpression of his lower teeth more visible than his uppers, and run pictures of Democrats with beatific smiles, halos and Greek columns.

Posted by: Ye Olde Gray Madam at January 10, 2019 07:49 PM (SqopC)

126 Forget it, man.

It's Seattle Town.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 10, 2019 07:49 PM (xgyDD)

127 We hate Orangeman! We hates him! We hates him forever! Gollum. My precious hellary! My precious.

Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2019 07:49 PM (zLDYs)

128 >>Tim Tebow continues to live the good life, engaged to former Miss Universe.



You can't convince me that Tebow is straight.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2019 07:49 PM (9gmA7)

129 112 geoduck is the clam of kings.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 07:47 PM (d7Ww2)


Excuse me?

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at January 10, 2019 07:49 PM (fFyJf)

130 OK, here's where I step in to avert a flame war.

Bailey Quarters or Jennifer Carlson? Bailey! All day, all night.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 10, 2019 07:49 PM (vmAQh)

131 I'm glad and somewhat surprised he was fired. Funny thing when I was a reporter/photographer I actually would never deliberately use a photograph that made some one look goofy, if a better one was available.

That even applied to leftist politicians.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 10, 2019 07:50 PM (MkcN1)

132 The Razor Clams would be a great female punk band.

Hi folks, I've been avoiding the political blogs and just watching things like How the Universe Works (to listen to smart people) and WWII in Colour (to see comic opera idiots like Mussolini).

He's just invaded Egypt. Wrong move!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2019 07:50 PM (kQs4Y)

133 OK, I'll say it: D-Lamp was a pussy.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2019 07:50 PM (sdi6R)

134

Meh, he shoulda used the footage from that lizard-like lip-licking retard Prog Commie woman from TFG's administration whose name escapes me at the moment.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2019 07:50 PM (HaL55)

135 106 If you cross your eyes just so to make the images overlap, you get a 3D effect.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2019 07:46 PM (NWiLs)

Old crystallographer's trick for looking at stereo depictions of crystal structures.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2019 07:49 PM (YqDXo)

That's why I charged them Duke boys extra.

Posted by: Krystal Mangum at January 10, 2019 07:50 PM (zCyNd)

136 121 Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2019 07:43 PM (WaxcS)

Oh, sorry; I seem to been having a lot of senior moments today. I think it has to do with my health I apologize to the people of Washington and Oregon-but you're all somewhere....over there

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2019 07:49 PM (AllCR)



I'm sure grammie winger will appreciate that irony

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2019 07:50 PM (WaxcS)

137 You get 15 miles out of Seattle and the people begin to get quasi-normal. Before the last election, you would get 30 miles out of Seattle and you would see the Trump signs.

It ain't all of us.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 10, 2019 07:50 PM (CeJUf)

138
Everyone needs just go back to running Trump photos where he's suppressing a sneeze, or making an "eff" consonant, or capture a microexpression of his lower teeth more visible than his uppers, and run pictures of Democrats with beatific smiles, halos and Greek columns.

Posted by: Ye Olde Gray Madam at January 10, 2019 07:49 PM (SqopC)


I'm down with this.

( *hic* )

Posted by: Don Lemon at January 10, 2019 07:51 PM (fFyJf)

139 76
71 Well, it's good to know that someone in Seattle actually complained about the video-was that you Oregon Muse? .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2019 07:42 PM (AllCR)





Seattle is in Washington.



And earlier you got confused by Nevada and Utah.



Geography wasn't your strongest subject was it.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2019 07:43 PM (WaxcS)

But OM is correct as the wet side of both states are very similar, and both have the magnificent Cascade mountain range. Eastern Oregon is drier, only because they don't have this thing called the Columbia river running through it to pump water from and turn desert into great farmland.

But then again, there are the Oregon Ducks, so.............................

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2019 07:51 PM (sy5kK)

140 Surprised Q13 didn't pull out the ol', "We wuz hacked!"

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2019 07:51 PM (yE42P)

141 Actually, that's funny as Hell.

I thought he was going to make the "Gollum" sound and then whisper "My preeeccciousssss".

Posted by: Sharkman at January 10, 2019 07:51 PM (xgyDD)

142 Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2019 07:50 PM (WaxcS)


Bu Grammie lives in WI.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2019 07:52 PM (AllCR)

143 Bailey Quarters? is like like an Irish 25 cent piece?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 10, 2019 07:52 PM (ZqRa6)

144 He's just invaded Egypt. Wrong move!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2019 07:50 PM (kQs4Y)

Because the Nazis built the Pyramids. You'd think he woulda known that.

Posted by: Art Bell's bartender at January 10, 2019 07:52 PM (zCyNd)

145 LCD!!!


shame on you for bringing the Ducks into the HQ!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 07:53 PM (d7Ww2)

146 But OM is correct as the wet side of both states are very similar, and both have the magnificent Cascade mountain range. Eastern Oregon is drier, only because they don't have this thing called the Columbia river running through it to pump water from and turn desert into great farmland.

But then again, there are the Oregon Ducks, so.............................
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at J



om did not make any comments in that exchange.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 07:53 PM (MTjB1)

147 142 Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2019 07:50 PM (WaxcS)


Bu Grammie lives in WI.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2019 07:52 PM (AllCR)

She used to. *glares*

Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2019 07:53 PM (NWiLs)

148 142 Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2019 07:50 PM (WaxcS)


Bu Grammie lives in WI.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2019 07:52 PM (AllCR)



But you killed her with a typo.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2019 07:53 PM (WaxcS)

149 wanna know something funny? despite all the typos I make, other people's typos irritate me.

That's not all that funny.

Posted by: comedy cricket at January 10, 2019 07:53 PM (xlod1)

150 Brattleboror is sopruod of are Senitor Sanders... So Proud and hopes he be running for Presdent some day...

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattlboro, VT at January 10, 2019 07:53 PM (qM84C)

151 In light of the concern over Justice Ginsburg's health, we have gone forward and voted 5-4 to preemptively rule the Trump-Schumer Fund-the-Border-Wall-and-Three-New-Tunnels-and-Bridges-for-NYC Act to be unconstitutional as an impermissible hindrance on the ability of illegal aliens to come to the United States and avail themselves of public schools and other services.

Under principles of legislative severence, we nevertheless uphold the part of the Act funding the new bridges and tunnels in New York City.

Posted by: Justice Roberts at January 10, 2019 07:53 PM (DuAZ5)

152 You know, they say that you're born liking the opposite sex or your not. I remember a few things as a young Minnfidel that supports that hypothesis. Farah Fawcet poster, Heather Thomas poster, That my brother had in our room, Wonder Woman and Bailey Quarters, Yea, pretty much knew I liked the ladies.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 10, 2019 07:53 PM (vmAQh)

153 I saw Razor Clams open for Pussy Riot in Moscow in 2012

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 10, 2019 07:53 PM (OOH1c)

154 145 LCD!!!


shame on you for bringing the Ducks into the HQ!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 07:53 PM (d7Ww2)

Are these the gooey ducks y'all keep talking about?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2019 07:54 PM (NWiLs)

155 Would you tip your Airline stewardess?

Ye, but it's a bitch having to return her to the upright position.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2019 07:54 PM (9ENTO)

156 You can't convince me that Tebow is straight.

Posted by: garrett

Shep: "My spidey senses are tingling!"

Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2019 07:54 PM (32YRo)

157 I love Washington and Oregon. That region is the place my wife and I visit most on vacations. I have not even ruled out moving out there (hell, Colorado ain't no better politically). My parents were both born and raised in Washington. Oregon coast might be the best piece of real estate on earth.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 10, 2019 07:54 PM (xPJvm)

158 137
You get 15 miles out of Seattle and the people begin to get
quasi-normal. Before the last election, you would get 30 miles out of
Seattle and you would see the Trump signs.



It ain't all of us.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 10, 2019 07:50 PM (CeJUf)


*fistbump*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2019 07:54 PM (sy5kK)

159 You get 15 miles out of Seattle and the people begin to get quasi-normal. Before the last election, you would get 30 miles out of Seattle and you would see the Trump signs.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 10, 2019 07:50 PM (CeJUf)


Same down here. Get outside Portland and Eugene and we're a big red state.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 10, 2019 07:55 PM (fFyJf)

160 155 Would you tip your Airline stewardess?

Ye, but it's a bitch having to return her to the upright position.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2019 07:54 PM (9ENTO)


And thereby hangs a tail surface...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2019 07:55 PM (/9p9e)

161 He's just invaded Egypt. Wrong move!



Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2019 07:50 PM (kQs4Y)



Because the Nazis built the Pyramids. You'd think he woulda known that.

Posted by: Art Bell's bartender at January 10, 2019 07:52 PM (zCyNd)

No, I did.
And my words are backed by nuclear weapons

Posted by: Ghandi at January 10, 2019 07:55 PM (kOpft)

162 Orange man bad!!!!!!

Posted by: Any news anywhere. Mfm dims at January 10, 2019 07:55 PM (0OmEj)

163 Insom,

you'll be eating geoduck soon enough, my pet

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 07:55 PM (d7Ww2)

164 Also, I don't mind saying that the phrase 'razor clam' gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 10, 2019 07:55 PM (fFyJf)

165 would only tip stewardess if she was under thirty, hot, genetically female.


the rest of the stewardesses are much of the reason flying sucks.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 07:55 PM (MTjB1)

166 The Left seems to manipulate everything- news, elections, your mind....

Posted by: redridinghood at January 10, 2019 07:56 PM (hECVl)

167 You start with just the tip.

Posted by: Max Power at January 10, 2019 07:56 PM (q177U)

168 Hey, skook, we're having a PacNWMoMe this spring, contact MarkAndrewEdwards through his nic to get added to the email.



still organizing, details to follow.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2019 07:56 PM (sy5kK)

169 I'm surprised the guy was placed on leave.

Posted by: Emmie at January 10, 2019 07:56 PM (4HMW8)

170 159
Same down here. Get outside Portland and Eugene and we're a big red state.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 10, 2019 07:55 PM (fFyJf)


I still prefer to reserve the color red for Communists.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2019 07:57 PM (sdi6R)

171 LCD,

I've already talked with Skook!

WHOOT!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 07:57 PM (d7Ww2)

172 169 I'm surprised the guy was placed on leave.
Posted by: Emmie at January 10, 2019 07:56 PM (4HMW


They're waiting for this to blow over, that's all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2019 07:57 PM (YqDXo)

173 Mary is SO RIGHT!!! Mr. Comrade Sanders is a lovely man, and sometimes hires the nice Somali boys to cut the grass at some of his houses. Actually I think his wife pays them. And all the good things his wife does for the students at her College!

Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at January 10, 2019 07:57 PM (zCyNd)

174 164
Also, I don't mind saying that the phrase 'razor clam' gives me the heebie-jeebies.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at January 10, 2019 07:55 PM (fFyJf)

only at first, then you get real wet and dirty, and it's all good!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2019 07:57 PM (sy5kK)

175 I stay here because my roots are here, and the geography is amazing to enjoy, in answer to the question you were about to ask.


Posted by: LeftCoast Daw


I moved out of Seattle to Mukilteo six months ago because a fucking homeless camp took over my downtown (right on Western Ave) condo parking lot. Just couldn't take it any more.

Of course they are going to drop the 99 Viaduct right on that parking lot next month. Good riddance to Seattle. What a shithole.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 10, 2019 07:57 PM (xgyDD)

176 Tucker talking about Acosta.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 10, 2019 07:57 PM (hECVl)

177 168, LeftCoastDawg - yup, already done. You a Husky too?

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 10, 2019 07:57 PM (CeJUf)

178 "131 I'm glad and somewhat surprised he was fired. Funny thing when I was a reporter/photographer I actually would never deliberately use a photograph that made some one look goofy, if a better one was available.

That even applied to leftist politicians.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at January 10, 2019 07:50 PM (MkcN1) "



I think I see the problem ... for the last 50 years or so, we've been fighting fair, they've been fighting like they intend to win at any cost.

And no, not about you, just a general observation.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 10, 2019 07:58 PM (jI3MC)

179 Would you tip your Airline stewardess?

No. It's not an easy job, but for FFS they aren't giving you a new kidney. They sit your ass ina chair, bring you 1/3 of a can of Coke and 7 peanuts and you paid 620.00 to fly to San Antonio to try and land a customer. No. Sorry.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 10, 2019 07:58 PM (vmAQh)

180 Apparently GOvt unions had rallies around the country to blame Republicans for the shutdown and make federal worker's look like sympathetic victims. My local station had FAA Safety inspectors on. I'm surprised they aren't considered essential.

But I wonder if they'll fool enough Americans...

Posted by: Iris at January 10, 2019 07:58 PM (6lKe4)

181 There Tweets around that are claiming that RBG will resign tomorrow

Posted by: Neo at January 10, 2019 07:58 PM (e8kgV)

182 Tim Tebow? What a piker.

https://tinyurl.com/yco8yet9

Posted by: AJ McCarron at January 10, 2019 07:58 PM (hjaPQ)

183 om did not make any comments in that exchange.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 07:53 PM (MTjB1)


No, but he's hanging around in the background like a wet fart on a cold morning.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 10, 2019 07:58 PM (fFyJf)

184 sharkman,

please email mark. we'd love to get you in on the action

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 07:58 PM (d7Ww2)

185 nurse ratched,
Do you eat the geoduck sashimi style? That's the only way I've had it....loved it every time!

Posted by: lin-duh at January 10, 2019 07:58 PM (kufk0)

186 Also, I don't mind saying that the phrase 'razor clam' gives me the heebie-jeebies.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at January 10, 2019 07:55 PM (fFyJf)


"Capable of speeds up to 40mph in a sprint and with enough venom in one sting to kill fifty adult humans, the razor clam is both the fastest and deadliest of all known land clams."

Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2019 07:59 PM (t+qrx)

187 "You get 15 miles out of Seattle and the people begin to get quasi-normal. Before the last election, you would get 30 miles out of Seattle and you would see the Trump signs.

It ain't all of us."

Live on Whidbey Island for three years - people are nothing like those in Seattle.

Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2019 07:59 PM (32YRo)

188 157:Oregon coast might be the best piece of real estate on earth.
Posted by: Pug Mahon



I have never seen the Pacific Ocean. I do contemplate a golf trip to Bandon Dunes on the SW Oregon coast someday but the process of airline travel has to improve. I want to arrive on time and with my luggage. Not diverted to Saskatchewan and my luggage sent to Costa Rica.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 10, 2019 08:00 PM (WNAuL)

189 175, Sharkman - you're better off. By the way, I get my hair cut at Mickey's barbershop in Mukilteo and we often eat at the waterfront restaurants up there.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 10, 2019 08:00 PM (CeJUf)

190
Stewardess?

Oh, you mean Sky Waitress.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 10, 2019 08:00 PM (eXA4G)

191 If RBG resigns tomorrow, Pelosi will have an impeachment bill brought to the full House for a vote by sundown Saturday.

Posted by: Gref at January 10, 2019 08:00 PM (AMIL/)

192 "Capable of speeds up to 40mph in a sprint and with enough venom in one sting to kill fifty adult humans, the razor clam is both the fastest and deadliest of all known land clams."

Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2019 07:59 PM (t+qrx)

So. Alligators with frickin' lasers are now surplus to requirements.

Posted by: Miklos the Builder at January 10, 2019 08:00 PM (zCyNd)

193 Democracy dies in dumbassery, I guess.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2019 08:01 PM (KNycr)

194 The article comments are a weird mixed bag of the sane and gibbering Mewler- phants.
"The stuff that has come out has been SHOCKING!"
What stuff? Nothing.

These people need to be locked in cages so they can hallucinate babble and drool.
Insane asylums were with us for hundreds of years. Maybe it's time to for a second look at a modernized version.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 10, 2019 08:01 PM (LL1Be)

195 You start with just the tip.
Posted by: Max Power at J



you know that is funny. the first time I ever had someone suggest methods and styles of entry was while we were on the jv bench watchig the varsity basketball team play.

my friend who had older brothers was giving me advice for a date I was going to go on with a cute girl in our class. he was asking me "so how are you going to do it?"

my response was "do what?"

he went off on how you have to have sex and lots of stuff he had heard from his brothers.

he did have some advice that would later prove useful.

there was lots of advice on getting everything ready bu the key take away was "you can't just shove it in!"

we went to the movie, went to dinner, went home. nothing happened.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 08:01 PM (MTjB1)

196 How can RGB be dead only now? She's been mummified for the last 30 years!


Ran out of Tannis leaves.

Posted by: An Observation at January 10, 2019 08:02 PM (ey688)

197 No, but he's hanging around in the background like a wet fart on a cold morning.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at J



isn't that assumed?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 08:02 PM (MTjB1)

198 I attended a town hall and made some comments at the microphone. The newspaper photographer asked my permission to use a photo he took of me.

The photo made me look like I was insane and under-medicated.

Posted by: Emmie at January 10, 2019 08:03 PM (4HMW8)

199 I feel happy! I feel happy!

Posted by: RBG at January 10, 2019 08:03 PM (9gHOW)

200 Hey you NWMoMe guys, Would you like some door prize T-Shirts for your event?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2019 08:03 PM (9ENTO)

201 the guy that edited the Trump vid was fired.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 08:03 PM (MTjB1)

202 Another night Comet channel increases Ace's hit count.

Posted by: Bobby Dare at January 10, 2019 08:03 PM (ePWRo)

203 That is funny. And Seattlites are insane.

Posted by: LASue at January 10, 2019 08:03 PM (XROPS)

204
"Capable of speeds up to 40mph in a sprint and with enough venom in one sting to kill fifty adult humans, the razor clam is both the fastest and deadliest of all known land clams."

Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2019 07:59 PM


It's Lena Dunham, it's a trap!!!!!!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 10, 2019 08:03 PM (vmAQh)

205 >>Also, I don't mind saying that the phrase 'razor clam' gives me the heebie-jeebies.

They are a bitch to catch by hand. Crafty little devils but tasty.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2019 08:04 PM (/tuJf)

206 Insane asylums were with us for hundreds of years. Maybe it's time to for a second look at a modernized version.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 10, 2019 08:01 PM (LL1Be)

The U.S. Capitol Building covers a ground area of 175,170 square feet, or about 4 acres, and has a floor area of approximately 16-1/2 acres.The building contains approximately 540 rooms and has 658 windows (108 in the dome alone) and approximately 850 doorways.

Posted by: Miklos, with obvious proposal at January 10, 2019 08:04 PM (zCyNd)

207 198He was using the Republican filter

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 10, 2019 08:04 PM (OOH1c)

208 Isn't that the same story everywhere around the country. 30 mi. Out of the city is conservative. Its the city people why are communists.

Posted by: usntakim profoundly deplorable at January 10, 2019 08:04 PM (0OmEj)

209 attended a town hall and made some comments at the microphone. The newspaper photographer asked my permission to use a photo he took of me.

The photo made me look like I was insane and under-medicated.
Posted by: Emmie at J


so you asked for two 8x10 and half dozen wallet size?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 08:04 PM (MTjB1)

210 British archeologist laughing like a madman, "she went for a little walk."

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2019 08:04 PM (rkCLP)

211 OregonMuse -

Has it been about a year since your shoulder surgery? I remember that you had an interesting post on it but my Google fu sucks.

I only ask because it became a personal reality very recently.

How are you doing?

Posted by: mikeyG at January 10, 2019 08:05 PM (LL1Be)

212 How can RGB be dead only now? She's been mummified for the last 30 years!


Ran out of Tannis leaves.



Posted by: An Observation at January 10, 2019 08:02 PM


Ever been to a museum to see mummies? Well, there you go.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 10, 2019 08:05 PM (vmAQh)

213 I remember when Reagan was running (yeah, I remember back that far) our local TV station (Yup! Seattle!) were broadcasting a spot of his which was a bio-montage set to the John Williams "Superman" theme...

...and they messed with the tape so it sped up, slowed down, and warbled repeatedly.

They're just assholes out here.

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2019 08:06 PM (LurX2)

214 Pelosi will have an impeachment bill brought to the full House for a vote by sundown Saturday.

That will probably help the shutdown end amicably.

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2019 08:06 PM (jGLI4)

215 Isn't that the same story everywhere around the country. 30 mi. Out of the city is conservative. Its the city people why are communists.

Posted by: usntakim profoundly deplorable at January 10, 2019 08:04 PM


Yep, it's why I moved to the hinterlands many years ago.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 10, 2019 08:06 PM (vmAQh)

216 I lived on Whidbey Island for two years...loved it! I miss the Blue Fox Drive In...best ever.

Posted by: UDM at January 10, 2019 08:06 PM (/B9Bi)

217 This reminds me of when newsreel footage of Hitler was edited to make it look like he was doing a silly, hopping dance.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 10, 2019 08:06 PM (Hx3Yn)

218 "Bring out your dead!"
"I'm not dead...yet."

Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at January 10, 2019 08:06 PM (2cT39)

219 I'm sure it would have been acceptable to do the same to Obama.


Bears repeating.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 10, 2019 08:07 PM (LL1Be)

220 It doesn't matter how pretty it is or how red it is outside the cities. It's California 2.0. Soon the Dems will have a super majority. The bureaucrats, and there will be even more of them, will come from the cities. It will have the very rich and peons, just like CA. And they can dump all the money they want into the schools but they will get worse. I'd like to spend the last part of my life where I can relax (and afford the property taxes.) I'm leaving.

My stepson is on the Oregon coast and will probably stay for good, since his girlfriend's family is there. We'll come back and visit while we can.

Posted by: notsothoreau at January 10, 2019 08:07 PM (JKNZq)

221 lin-duh,


geoduck sushi is one of the most wonderful things on the planet! especially if you've dug the giant clams yourself.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 08:07 PM (d7Ww2)

222 Pelosi will have an impeachment bill brought to the full House for a vote by sundown Saturday.

That will probably help the shutdown end amicably.

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2019 08:06 PM

Sundown, you better take care if I find you've been creepin' round my back stairs...

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 10, 2019 08:07 PM (vmAQh)

223 154
145 LCD!!!





shame on you for bringing the Ducks into the HQ!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 07:53 PM (d7Ww2)



Are these the gooey ducks y'all keep talking about?

Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2019 07:54 PM (NWiLs)

no, much worse.

The Japanese pay top dollar for geoducks, as do the Chinese. Considered a delicacy.

also Rachel Maddow's dream as an organic dildo.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2019 08:08 PM (sy5kK)

224 Razor clams dont have venom. They do have razor sharp shells that resist efforts to pull them from their briney home and eat their deliciousness in a fine chowder!

Posted by: LASue at January 10, 2019 08:08 PM (XROPS)

225 Ben Had,

yes please! that would be awesome!

as would some guidance for making this happen

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 08:08 PM (d7Ww2)

226 But there is no "fake news"!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2019 08:08 PM (Evws/)

227 the guy that edited the Trump vid was fired.

Bet he could do a marvelous job with "proof of life" videos...

Posted by: Ginsbury, R.B.G. at January 10, 2019 08:08 PM (prlhT)

228 Razor clams dont have venom.
Posted by: LASue at January 10, 2019 08:08 PM (XROPS)


Probable razor clam sympathizer spotted.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2019 08:09 PM (t+qrx)

229 outta here, gotta go get on the bus!

love yall!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2019 08:09 PM (d7Ww2)

230 The Japanese pay top dollar for geoducks, as do the Chinese. Considered a delicacy.

also Rachel Maddow's dream as an organic dildo.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2019 08:08 PM (sy5kK)


Saves her the stable fees too.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 10, 2019 08:09 PM (1g7ch)

231 18 That editor should have taken on a real video alteration challenge, such as making Biden look intelligent, or making Hillary! looking slim and attractive.
________________

Hey, I'm an editor, not a friggin' miracle worker!

Posted by: Video guy what did it at January 10, 2019 08:09 PM (fqUgw)

232 Razor clams? Wasn't there a horror movie about a woman with teeth in her lady bits?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 10, 2019 08:10 PM (4Q5gU)

233 Razor clams > vagina dentata.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 10, 2019 08:10 PM (hjaPQ)

234 I lived on Whidbey Island for two years...loved it! I miss the Blue Fox Drive In...best ever.
Posted by: UDM at January 10, 2019 08:06 PM (/B9Bi)

My son in law was stationed at Whidbey Island, they loved it there, too. In Yuma, AZ now, and my daughter hates it.

Posted by: antisocialist at January 10, 2019 08:10 PM (2shuf)

235 But there is no "fake news"!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2019 08:08 PM (Evws/)

Fact check: true

Wait.....

Posted by: Miklos, rated as "false" at January 10, 2019 08:10 PM (zCyNd)

236 W00t!

I just got done adding up my 2018 income, taxes, and expenses, and it came out right to the penny on the first try!

I hate having to chase down a tiny discrepancy in my math.

This calls for (another) drink!

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2019 08:10 PM (sdi6R)

237 My 79yo mom's on the phone. I wish y'all could hear her ranting about Pelosi. This is hilarious.

She just went from going off about her clothes to going off about her teeth.

Posted by: Bert G at January 10, 2019 08:10 PM (OMsf+)

238 sharkman,

please email mark. we'd love to get you in on the action

Posted by: nurse ratched

A MoMe? Or something equally dangerous?

Gotta go. Eldest daughter getting married in 15 minutes.

Have a good evening folks.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 10, 2019 08:10 PM (xgyDD)

239 What is a geoduck?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2019 08:10 PM (AllCR)

240 nurse ratched, Do I need to repost my email?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2019 08:10 PM (9ENTO)

241 Now she's on the local media (Memphis).

Posted by: Bert G at January 10, 2019 08:11 PM (OMsf+)

242 Razor clams? Wasn't there a horror movie about a woman with teeth in her lady bits?

Posted by: Northernlurker

----

Hmmm... I dunno.

I haven't seen "Masterpiece Theater" in a few years.

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2019 08:11 PM (LurX2)

243 Razor clams? Wasn't there a horror movie about a woman with teeth in her lady bits?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 10, 2019 08:10 PM (4Q5gU)


As Nancy Pelosi calls it - her Chomper Locker.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 10, 2019 08:11 PM (1g7ch)

244 so you asked for two 8x10 and half dozen wallet size?
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 08:04 PM (MTjB1)


I could hand them out to people who need to be warned to not mess with me.

Posted by: Emmie at January 10, 2019 08:11 PM (4HMW8)

245 It does bother me when people misspell nickel for some reason.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 07:49 PM
~~~~~

You brought this up just to bring back all those bad memories I have of the Spelling Bee semi-finals in DC, didn't you?

Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2019 08:11 PM (NtglE)

246 Geoducks are great, razor clams are great, every type of oyster native to these parts is great. Except of course when they aren't...

And then there is Dungeness crab.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 10, 2019 08:12 PM (CeJUf)

247 What is a geoduck?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

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Pronounced "gooey duck." It's a clam sort of thing.

It's also the mascot of Evergreen State College.

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2019 08:12 PM (LurX2)

248 What is a geoduck?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2019 08:10 PM (AllCR)


Big doofy-looking clam. You can do a web search for it, it's safe.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2019 08:12 PM (t+qrx)

249 Ahh, yes. Didn't scroll down far enough. Will email Mark.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 10, 2019 08:12 PM (xgyDD)

250 'Razor clams dont have venom.'

Venomous Razor clams do. Hater.

Posted by: the Venomous Razor clam at January 10, 2019 08:12 PM (UdKB7)

251 We were stationed there as well, and it was great for outdoor activities. But our families are both in the northeast, so here we are...

Posted by: UDM at January 10, 2019 08:13 PM (/B9Bi)

252 207 198He was using the Republican filter
Posted by: A dude in MI at January 10, 2019 08:04 PM (OOH1c)


I have a nice collection of examples of personally-observed media bias.

Posted by: Emmie at January 10, 2019 08:13 PM (4HMW8)

253 The Japanese pay top dollar for geoducks, as do the Chinese. Considered a delicacy.

also Rachel Maddow's dream as an organic dildo.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2019 08:08 PM

The Japanese culture is weird beyond belief. Their pron is all pixelated out but you can buy worn panties in a vending machine. WTF?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 10, 2019 08:13 PM (vmAQh)

254 239 What is a geoduck?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2019 08:10 PM (AllCR)


Bing images... Safe For Work






Unless you got the dirty mind...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 10, 2019 08:13 PM (1g7ch)

255 Anyway, like I was sayin', geoduck is the fruit of the sea.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 10, 2019 08:13 PM (t+qrx)

256 Mike Rowe did a Dirty Jobs episode on digging geoducks.

Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at January 10, 2019 08:13 PM (2cT39)

257 180 Apparently GOvt unions had rallies around the country to blame Republicans for the shutdown and make federal worker's look like sympathetic victims. My local station had FAA Safety inspectors on. I'm surprised they aren't considered essential.

But I wonder if they'll fool enough Americans...
Posted by: Iris
--------
The local tv station here has been running a segment each night. Everyone I've talked to so far could give a flying fork as they know they'll all get back pay for being furloughed..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 10, 2019 08:13 PM (+ldAm)

258 Trump goes dear diary on Acosta.


Hahaha


https://tinyurl.com/y9vldye8

Posted by: Ha at January 10, 2019 08:14 PM (MAstk)

259

"Capable of speeds up to 40mph in a sprint and with enough venom in one
sting to kill fifty adult humans, the razor clam is both the fastest and
deadliest of all known land clams."


"Clams got legs!"
/BC

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2019 08:14 PM (HaL55)

260 moved out of Seattle to Mukilteo six months ago because a fucking homeless camp took over my downtown (right on Western Ave) condo parking lot. Just couldn't take it any more.

Of course they are going to drop the 99 Viaduct right on that parking lot next month. Good riddance to Seattle. What a shithole.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 10,

My grandma and grandpa has a cabin on or right off of the Indian reservation on the bluff at Mukelteo. My grandpa taught me to fish there. My mom used to have crab bakes on the beach before WW2.

Posted by: LASue at January 10, 2019 08:14 PM (XROPS)

261 "That's not my geoduck."

Posted by: Just the Punchline at January 10, 2019 08:15 PM (hjaPQ)

262 248 What is a geoduck?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2019 08:10 PM (AllCR)

its used at sushi bars a lot

Posted by: Majolica at January 10, 2019 08:16 PM (L/iaS)

263 We are sorry if you were offended....

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 10, 2019 08:16 PM (dNzKv)

264 191 If RBG resigns tomorrow, Pelosi will have an impeachment bill brought to the full House for a vote by sundown Saturday.
Posted by: Gref
-------
Good. Get all those clowns names out in the public domain and then had it off to Cocaine Mitch who will do with it exactly as he has done so far with house bills that have no funding for the wall.

Straight to the recycle bin...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 10, 2019 08:16 PM (+ldAm)

265 177
168, LeftCoastDawg - yup, already done. You a Husky too?

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 10, 2019 07:57 PM (CeJUf)

all the way. finally, after the Dark Times of 0-12, Coach Pete is the real deal!
When I went to the UW, a young coach named Don James was in the process of creating a winning record.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2019 08:16 PM (sy5kK)

266 I could say that the editor did the public a service by making Trump appear crazy because Trump actually is crazy.

Or I could say that the executives suspended the editor because they were brought under pressure by the fashists in the government who want to suppress free speech.

But it's easiest to just say that this never happened. So I'll go with that.

Posted by: WaterCow at January 10, 2019 08:17 PM (T9f3V)

267
Razor clams? Wasn't there a horror movie about a woman with teeth in her lady bits?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 10, 2019 08:10 PM (4Q5gU)




Yeah, it's literally called "Teeth".

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780622/?ref_=nv_sr_1

I have no idea if it's a good flick or not.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 10, 2019 08:17 PM (eXA4G)

268
What is a geoduck?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Daffy Duck with a GPS.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2019 08:17 PM (aKsyK)

269 Geoduck > WaterCow

Posted by: Just the Punchline at January 10, 2019 08:18 PM (hjaPQ)

270 Huskies??? Where are the COUGS?

Posted by: IC at January 10, 2019 08:18 PM (3T01+)

271 Posted by: WaterCow at January 10, 2019 08:17 PM (T9f3V)

--------------

wut?

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 10, 2019 08:18 PM (ffYR/)

272 Christ, they aren't even trying any more; they're just going "Orange Man Bad! Hate Golden Scalp Weasel! WAAAAAHHHHH!" and tantruming on the floor.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 10, 2019 08:18 PM (0QYMt)

273 I'm surprised the station fired the guy. I was in Seattle on vacation the week before Christmas. It was virtue signaling as far as the eye could see. I figured this sort of thing would have been a resume enhancement, and a shot at the anchor desk...or at least a shot at the weatherguy.

Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deranged Deplorable Dreg at January 10, 2019 08:18 PM (i2fSk)

274 all the way. finally, after the Dark Times of 0-12, Coach Pete is the real deal!
When I went to the UW, a young coach named Don James was in the process of creating a winning record.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Me too, altho he wasnt so young. Spry, yes. I think you were a Teke?

Posted by: LASue at January 10, 2019 08:19 PM (XROPS)

275 (a)realDonaldTrump
"Great support for Border Security and the Wall." (a)foxandfriends Even greater than anyone would know! "Presidents supporters do not want him to cave." (a)SteveDoocy


I won't!

Posted by: mikeyG at January 10, 2019 08:19 PM (LL1Be)

276 Lol at Trump trolling Acosta.. Dear Diary!!!!

Posted by: IC at January 10, 2019 08:19 PM (3T01+)

277 265, me too, though when I was there Don James was a bit older... A good guy. You would see him on campus, he would stop and chat - a normal human without a titanic ego. Imagine that

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 10, 2019 08:19 PM (CeJUf)

278 Do you know how hard we had to work to make him look remotely black?
-----
Amateurs. It wasn't too hard for us.

Posted by: TIME's o.j. murder cover editors at January 10, 2019 08:19 PM (Evws/)

279
Since I missed the Romney/Reid thread I just had to add that with that pathetic act, Mittens really wants to be the poster boy for cucks and Quislings.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2019 08:20 PM (SiINZ)

280 I haven't seen "Masterpiece Theater" in a few years.
Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2019 08:11 PM

You're not missing much. I caught a quick look at a recent Masterpiece Theater version of Little Women with English accents. They murdered it with stupid woke feminism that did not resemble the original story at all. I gave up after ten minutes.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 10, 2019 08:20 PM (zmIJL)

281 Trump's campaign manager stated tonight that Trump is polling higher than he's ever seen atm

Posted by: Majolica at January 10, 2019 08:20 PM (L/iaS)

282 "Damn...that is a great idea..."

Posted by: Stations Around The Country at January 10, 2019 08:20 PM (oSGpk)

283

Christ, they aren't even trying any more; they're just going "Orange Man
Bad! Hate Golden Scalp Weasel! WAAAAAHHHHH!" and tantruming on the
floor.


Aren't you supposed to pour a large glass of cold water on children when they do that?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2019 08:20 PM (HaL55)

284 After the Trump clip it showed a link to a Superdave Osborne on Johnny Carson clip.

https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=eFqwGy8OfkY

Funny stuff.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2019 08:20 PM (/qEW2)

285 Holy hell Trump really did tweet Dear Diary at Acosta.

God Emperor Trollmaster Golden Scalp Weasel.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 10, 2019 08:20 PM (GbPPJ)

286 RKae @ 213- Reagan PBUH? Dude, I remember I Like Ike buttons.

Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2019 08:20 PM (zLDYs)

287 276 Lol at Trump trolling Acosta.. Dear Diary!!!!

,..

Can't stop laughing.

Our president.

Posted by: Ha at January 10, 2019 08:20 PM (MAstk)

288 In Australia the main predator of the indigenous razor clams is drop bears.

Posted by: An Observation at January 10, 2019 08:20 PM (ey688)

289 Fashionistas > Fashists

Posted by: Hands at January 10, 2019 08:21 PM (786Ro)

290 Okay, the dems have the illegal aliens and the federal employees solidly in their column for 2020. I should care, why?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 10, 2019 08:22 PM (zmIJL)

291 In Australia the main predator of the indigenous razor clams is drop bears.

Posted by: An Observation at January 10, 2019 08:20 PM (ey68

Not gummy bears? I mean, that would make sense...

Posted by: Miklos, a man down under at January 10, 2019 08:22 PM (zCyNd)

292 RKae @ 213- Reagan PBUH? Dude, I remember I Like Ike buttons.

Posted by: Eromero

----

My earliest political memory is Nixon's first win.

Posted by: RKae at January 10, 2019 08:22 PM (LurX2)

293 240
nurse ratched, Do I need to repost my email?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2019 08:10 PM (9ENTO)

Ben, our contact is MarkAndrewEdwards. His first two names, combined with "88", to gmail.

Thanks for the offer! You guys in Texas created a very high bar, indeed!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2019 08:22 PM (sy5kK)

294 Haven't see the Acosta Trump/diary thing yet. All I can say, is Trump you magnificent bastard!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 10, 2019 08:22 PM (vmAQh)

295 troll to harass, criticize, or antagonize especially by disparaging or mocking public statements'. exculpatory 'tending or serving to exculpate'. ideologue 'an often blindly partisan advocate or adherent of a particular ideology'.


Dictionary definition of a Water Cow

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2019 08:22 PM (AllCR)

296 Eromero, How is all in your corner of TX? Big hug to Mrs. E

Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2019 08:23 PM (9ENTO)

297 "They all hate Trump. If this was live, someone in
master control saw this and let it go. If it was not live, and was
played later during the news, the producer, the director, the executive
producer, the news director, the anchors and everyone in the control
room saw this and was OK with it.

That's how they roll.







Posted by: shibumi at January 10, 2019 07:44 PM (OXL6p)"
...
This is precisely what also happens at YT, google, facebook, etc.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at January 10, 2019 08:23 PM (eAshZ)

298 Trump's campaign manager stated tonight that Trump is polling higher than he's ever seen atm

But he's being mean to the Democrats! This makes no sense...

Posted by: GOPe at January 10, 2019 08:23 PM (oSGpk)

299 Posted by: Minnfidel at January 10, 2019 08:22 PM (vmAQh)

....


Link at 258

Posted by: Ha at January 10, 2019 08:23 PM (MAstk)

300 Dictionary definition of a Water Cow

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2019 08:22 PM (AllCR)

Water cow....mmmm, that's some good eatin'

Posted by: Miklos, down home at January 10, 2019 08:24 PM (zCyNd)

301 274
all the way. finally, after the Dark Times of 0-12, Coach Pete is the real deal!

When I went to the UW, a young coach named Don James was in the process of creating a winning record.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg



Me too, altho he wasnt so young. Spry, yes. I think you were a Teke?

Posted by: LASue at January 10, 2019 08:19 PM (XROPS)

yes. or guilty, as the case may be.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2019 08:24 PM (sy5kK)

302 Hmmm, they keep telling me our media isn't biased. The also keep pissing in my boots and telling me it's leaking from the bottom.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 10, 2019 08:24 PM (vmAQh)

303 In Australia the main predator of the indigenous razor clams is drop bears.

At least you don't have to fear water bears.

*shudder*

Posted by: mikeyG at January 10, 2019 08:24 PM (LL1Be)

304 182 Tim Tebow? What a piker.

https://tinyurl.com/yco8yet9
Posted by: AJ McCarron at January 10, 2019 07:58 PM (hjaPQ)

Dat nose!

Posted by: Cocaine at January 10, 2019 08:24 PM (iSh8b)

305

My earliest political memory is Nixon's first win.

Mumsey Dearest had a little gold Goldwater '64 lapel pin that I remember.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2019 08:24 PM (HaL55)

306 Water cow....mmmm, that's some good eatin'
Posted by: Miklos, down home at January 10, 2019 08:24 PM (zCyNd)
------
Oh, the huge manatees!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 10, 2019 08:25 PM (Hx3Yn)

307 Does the pdt come up with these tweets on his own or is there some whitehouse troll master job out there... Priceless

Posted by: 45 at January 10, 2019 08:25 PM (nzKWW)

308 No worries everyone, the guy who got fired already got a new job! Shaun King hired him to make him actually look black.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 10, 2019 08:25 PM (vmAQh)

309 Mumsey Dearest had a little gold Goldwater '64 lapel pin that I remember.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2019 08:24 PM (HaL55)

YOU'RE ACTUALLY CHELSEA CLINTON??!!

Posted by: Miklos??!! at January 10, 2019 08:26 PM (zCyNd)

310 My earliest political memory is Nixon's first win.

Posted by: RKae
________

Mine was Nixon's second win. (Aside from the local politics my family was in.)

I got to stay up late to watch election returns. Fell asleep in front of the TV. About quarter to nine, I was forced off to bed, half asleep, asking "Did Nixon win?"

Posted by: FireHorse at January 10, 2019 08:26 PM (T9f3V)

311 Hey everybody.

Re the latest 80s mystery click: great pick, but based on Ace's clues, I would have bet money it was Bauhaus/Bela Lugosi's Dead.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2019 08:26 PM (miE9U)

312 My earliest political memory is Nixon's first win.

Hillary is only two wins away from matching him.

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2019 08:26 PM (Vp2qi)

313 Does the pdt come up with these tweets on his own or is there some whitehouse troll master job out there... Priceless

....

Trump is super gifted.


All him.

Posted by: Ha at January 10, 2019 08:26 PM (MAstk)

314 Lol. Our new troll can't spell fascist. What a maroon.

Foreigner or, indigenous retard?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 08:26 PM (5aX2M)

315 303 In Australia the main predator of the indigenous razor clams is drop bears.

At least you don't have to fear water bears.

*shudder*
Posted by: mikeyG at January 10, 2019 08:24 PM (LL1Be)

Tard...igrade.

Posted by: Insomniac at January 10, 2019 08:27 PM (NWiLs)

316 I thought watercow was mirror universe firehorse?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2019 08:27 PM (aKsyK)

317 Yud: probably the same troll.
Most of them are suffering from progressive brain damage...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2019 08:27 PM (miE9U)

318 I used to have a WIN (Whip Inflation Now) pin, from around '76.

Gotta be worth millions by now.

Posted by: Miklos, hyperinflated at January 10, 2019 08:28 PM (zCyNd)

319 Hillary is only two wins away from matching him.
Posted by: t-bird

3 wins if you count the '60 election.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 10, 2019 08:29 PM (Uj7SU)

320 Clearly, the guy was auditioning for a gig elsewhere.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 10, 2019 08:29 PM (di1hb)

321 Miklos, it's worth a Billy Beer at least.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2019 08:29 PM (miE9U)

322 This would work:

https://babylonbee.com/news/church-greeters-stationed-at-southern-border-to-deter-immigrants

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 10, 2019 08:29 PM (GbPPJ)

323

YOU'RE ACTUALLY CHELSEA CLINTON??!!


No-o-o-o-o-o I'm no-o-o-o-o-t!

I couldn't fake that donkey-bray voice of hers if I practiced for a month.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2019 08:30 PM (HaL55)

324 I used to have a WIN (Whip Inflation Now) pin, from around '76.

Posted by: Miklos, hyperinflated
________

Ford was one of the Republic's most underrated presidents.

Posted by: FireHorse at January 10, 2019 08:30 PM (T9f3V)

325 cow is right, there are a few fatshits in govt

Posted by: willow at January 10, 2019 08:31 PM (zy5Ai)

326 Tard...igrade.

Used to whisper about them around the campfire.No real defense.
Suck your eyes right outta your head, man.

Posted by: mikeyG at January 10, 2019 08:31 PM (LL1Be)

327 Scope of people entering illegally. Border patrol agent speaks:

https://tinyurl.com/y7whuo3g

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2019 08:31 PM (AllCR)

328 Dat nose!

Posted by: Cocaine at January 10, 2019 08:24 PM (iSh8b)



Artie Lange?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2019 08:31 PM (SiINZ)

329 Miklos, it's worth a Billy Beer at least.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2019 08:29 PM (miE9U)

Ha! Billy Beer is now going for $10 a can on Ebay.

*contemplates an extravagant lifestyle*

Posted by: Miklos-Miklos-Molnar, hyperhyphenated at January 10, 2019 08:32 PM (zCyNd)

330 Foreigner or, indigenous retard?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 08:26 PM (5aX2M)

Ummmmmmm....Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 10, 2019 08:32 PM (Z+IKu)

331 Rumor mill is strongly suggesting RBG retires tomorrow...

https://tinyurl.com/y92mn2rc

Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2019 08:33 PM (cRkMZ)

332 I had a picture of Kennedy in my room when I was 4-5, king gone, but I still have a Women for Nixon bumpersticker.

Posted by: LASue at January 10, 2019 08:33 PM (XROPS)

333 My earliest memory is of the evening news on in the background and body counts being discussed while Mom Dad fought over him volunteering for the Chaplin Corps. Neighbor across the street had son that used to throw a softball for me to catch die that week.

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at January 10, 2019 08:33 PM (8ZeGS)

334 Rumor mill is strongly suggesting RBG retires tomorrow...

https://tinyurl.com/y92mn2rc

Posted by: 18-1 at J



guy is of questionable reliability.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 10, 2019 08:34 PM (MTjB1)

335 Our new troll can't spell fascist. What a maroon.

Foreigner or, indigenous retard?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 08:26 PM (5aX2M)


Or Mary from Brattleboro is an English teacher.

Posted by: Miklos, guessing again at January 10, 2019 08:34 PM (zCyNd)

336 I remember when you could wear a Republican campaign pin in a liberal city without getting berated constantly or even jumped.

But not since I've been eligible to vote.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 08:34 PM (5aX2M)

337 I guess tickerguy (karl derringer) was locked out of twitter also.

Posted by: willow at January 10, 2019 08:35 PM (zy5Ai)

338

I used to have a WIN (Whip Inflation Now) pin, from around '76.

That has to be the stooopidist slogan I've ever heard. How were we supposed to do that? Buy stuff? Not buy stuff? We were in a deep recession at the time and had a muzzie oil embargo to deal with too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2019 08:35 PM (HaL55)

339 Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 10, 2019 08:29 PM (GbPPJ)

They could come through my church. We don't have greeters-not official ones anyway- and no swag.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2019 08:35 PM (AllCR)

340 Democrats agreed to give the president $1.8 billion.

The president of Iran.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 10, 2019 08:36 PM (Ndje9)

341 I remember when you could wear a Republican campaign pin in a liberal city without getting berated constantly or even jumped.

"Hey, boy, you ain't from around here, are ya?"

Posted by: Miklos, diverse and tolerant at January 10, 2019 08:36 PM (zCyNd)

342 Rumor mill is strongly suggesting RBG retires tomorrow...

I'll bet she skateboards out of the press conference.

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2019 08:37 PM (9zArn)

343 Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 10, 2019 08:29 PM


"before the frightened travelers run away in a serpentine pattern"

The kids at the Bee must lurk here.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2019 08:37 PM (fkfbL)

344 My Faye was a church greeter. People loved being welcomed by her.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 10, 2019 08:37 PM (4Q5gU)

345
I remember when you could wear a Republican campaign pin in a liberal city without getting berated constantly or even jumped.

***

After the collapse of the communist states the western left spent some time in the wilderness.


In their time they found something "new".

Fascism.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2019 08:38 PM (cRkMZ)

346 Someone close to me works at Q13 and does maintenance on the transmitters. Most of the guys he works with are hard left nitwits. They know he is a conservative and give him crap about it. One of them asked if he was going to watch "Orange Man Bad's" speech. He told the guy, "I'm not only going to watch, I'm taping it and might even run it over the air TWICE."

And whoever said King 5 news was the worst is right. Terrible. Used to be the #1 station and it's now unwatchable.

I live on the west side of the Sound and can't wait to wave goodbye to this area. Geography is not a good enough reason to stay here.

Posted by: Nunya Bizness at January 10, 2019 08:38 PM (5phSm)

347 Really-don't Democrats realize that this constant demonization of Trump is not helping them?. Heck, I never liked Trump's personality before, but it's sort of grown on me and I feel sympathy for someone so relentlessly attacked.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2019 08:38 PM (AllCR)

348 Northern, sounds like your wife made you proud.

Posted by: willow at January 10, 2019 08:38 PM (zy5Ai)

349 Thank God this guy isn't the guy cooking your breakfast at the local greasy spoon.

Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2019 08:38 PM (wxZSX)

350 Fashionistas > Fashists

Posted by: Hands at January 10, 2019 08:21 PM (786Ro)


Word.

Posted by: Hugo Boss at January 10, 2019 08:38 PM (9gHOW)

351 When RBG goes it's gonna be like Pearl Harbor. Bigger than Elvis. More earthshaking than Trigglypuff falling down the stairs. It's really going to be big!

Posted by: freaked at January 10, 2019 08:39 PM (UdKB7)

352 The watered down coffee line was good too!
My church actually serves great coffee.

Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 10, 2019 08:39 PM (kufk0)

353 My earliest political memory (I'm old, OLD) is of seeing Eisenhower's motorcade going up La Brea Avenue in LA. I was just a tiny little guy - maybe 3? We went with Dad. There was a newspaper stand on the corner and the guy who sold them had a fire going in a trash can to keep warm. I remember that more than the motorcade.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 10, 2019 08:39 PM (CeJUf)

354 316 I thought watercow was mirror universe firehorse?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2019 08:27 PM (aKsyK)



You are correct.

Posted by: buzzion at January 10, 2019 08:39 PM (WaxcS)

355 I used to have a WIN (Whip Inflation Now) pin, from around '76.

That has to be the stooopidist slogan I've ever heard. How were we supposed to do that? Buy stuff? Not buy stuff? We were in a deep recession at the time and had a muzzie oil embargo to deal with too
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I remember that some wag suggested wearing them upside-down: hence, NIM - No Immediate Miracles.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 10, 2019 08:39 PM (Hx3Yn)

356 Fashionistas > Fashists

Posted by: Hands at January 10, 2019 08:21 PM (786Ro)

Word.
Posted by: Hugo Boss at January 10, 2019 08:38 PM (9gHOW)

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Embrace the power of and, eh?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 08:40 PM (5aX2M)

357 My earliest memory is of the evening news on in the background and body counts being discussed while Mom Dad fought over him volunteering for the Chaplin Corps. Neighbor across the street had son that used to throw a softball for me to catch die that week.


Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at January 10, 2019 08:33 PM


I was just talking to my Dad about the same thing. Our neighbor who's son was probably 10 years older than me went MIA in Nam. I looked up to him as many kids that age would. I remember asking about Scott and what happened and my Mom or Dad would kind of chance the subject and give me a look If his parents were over I was told to not ask and or say anything. I didn't know what "missing" or MIA was. It took a few years to figure it out. But I remember biking past their house in later years as a youngster, even then I could see they were very lonely, sad people. God bless them.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 10, 2019 08:40 PM (vmAQh)

358

I remember that some wag suggested wearing them upside-down: hence, NIM - No Immediate Miracles.

That was great. I nearly snorfled a fried pickle out my nose on that one.


Mmmm, Texas Road House leftovers...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2019 08:41 PM (HaL55)

359 sorry too funny not to repost -

DEMS,STOP SHUTDOWN B4 TRUMP DOES, HELL B HERO (and) MAKE U LOOK LIKE OBSTRUCTIONIST SWAMP SCUM!! HE HAS NO SCRUPLES.HES PLAYING IT RIIGHT,(and)UR PLAYING RIGHT IN2 HIS HANDS.HE'LL EAT UR LUNCH (and) STEAL UR LUNCH !!YOU'LL B FKD 6 WAYS 2 SUNDAY.DONT DIE ON THIS HILL.HE STOPS AT NOTHING.
- Cher
*snort*

Posted by: mikeyG at January 10, 2019 08:41 PM (LL1Be)

360 Northern, sounds like your wife made you proud.
Posted by: willow at January 10, 2019 08:38 PM (zy5Ai)

She did indeed. With the occasional, very brief, moment of pissing me off

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 10, 2019 08:41 PM (4Q5gU)

361 They really would like Trump to stand on his dignity and take all of their barbs, smears, slams, lies, etc. without replying because "it would be beneath him" and he would be "punching down" except they forgot that this is Donald Trump who made his celebrity chops in NYC in the center of cut throat media spotlight grabbing.
Trump not react? Trump not have two to five different responses on hand to return the slam for points?
Once Ann Althouse wrote that Trump has comedic timing and that is a good observation - Trump has the timing of a stand-up comic dealing with a heckler. He is faster on his frontal lobes with a reply and a put-down than anyone since Don Rickles or Joan Rivers.
If they were smart (not a chance in Gehenna) the media would play him straight, just go for mild reporting, right up the middle, with the subtle barbs being laid that way. That would give him nothing to get a hold on. But they aren't smart so they go over the top and trash themselves trying to get the slippery Golden Scalp Weasel.
Ahoy!

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 10, 2019 08:42 PM (0QYMt)

362 Really-don't Democrats realize that this constant demonization of Trump is not helping them?. Heck, I never liked Trump's personality before, but it's sort of grown on me and I feel sympathy for someone so relentlessly attacked.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2019 08:38 PM (AllCR)

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While this is true, they are playing to their base, not trying to convince anyone new of anything.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 10, 2019 08:42 PM (ffYR/)

363 Northern, of course, you are living with another human being.

Posted by: willow at January 10, 2019 08:42 PM (zy5Ai)

364 I have a Reagan / Bush campaign poster. I also got the local campaign office to sponsor my college flag football team. Nice Reagan Bush jerseys.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 10, 2019 08:43 PM (0/zKO)

365 They'll fold like an intern's arm at an Acosta karate demonstration. Why? Because they can't impeach while they're throwing this tantrum. It would look like impeachment was just a way to win the argument. And impeachment is all these rabid sewer rats want.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 10, 2019 08:43 PM (Ndje9)

366 Posted by: Northernlurker at January 10, 2019 08:37 PM (4Q5gU)

Some people have a gift for this. They are a warm presence and don't go overboard. I am sorry for your loss. Faye's soul is bound up with yours forever. The links of life are broken but she has eternal life beyond this place and the links of love continue. May God strengthen you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2019 08:44 PM (AllCR)

367 President Trump is a man among men.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 10, 2019 08:44 PM (Z+IKu)

368 I have a Reagan / Bush campaign poster. I also got the local campaign office to sponsor my college flag football team. Nice Reagan Bush jerseys.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation

I have a Nixon: Now More Than Ever poster somewhere in Dad's attic.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 10, 2019 08:44 PM (Uj7SU)

369 She did indeed. With the occasional, very brief, moment of pissing me off

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 10, 2019 08:41 PM

Wait, you married a human! Crazy SOB! Good thing I NEVER piss off my wife, I am perfect, just ask no one.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 10, 2019 08:44 PM (vmAQh)

370 My earliest memory of politics is the Berlin Wall coming down. I was 5, and I could tell it was a BFD, everyone was on about it, so I asked my mom to explain it to me. I sort of understood what Communism was, but I didn't grasp the enormity.

Then, when the Soviets announced they were going out of business, and my Russian-ass dad (a tough, tough man) started crying in front of the TV, I got it.

Lifelong impression.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 08:45 PM (5aX2M)

371 My earliest memory is of the evening news on in the background and body counts being discussed while Mom Dad fought over him volunteering for the Chaplin Corps. Neighbor across the street had son that used to throw a softball for me to catch die that week.
Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at January 10, 2019 08:33 PM

Oh man, I remember screaming arguments between my parents when my brother turned 18 into 1969.

French mom whose only brother, a captain in the French army, died in 1951 in Vietnam: IF I HAVE TO CARRY HIM ACROSS MY BACK OVER THE CANADIAN BORDER, I'M NOT SENDING MY ONLY SON TO DIE OVER THERE.

Brooklyn dad who was in the infantry in WWII: IF HIS COUNTRY CALLS HIM TO SERVE HE WILL GO.



Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 10, 2019 08:46 PM (zmIJL)

372 I love my spouse and he loves me, but i'm sure the moments he would want to throttle me are numerous.

Posted by: willow at January 10, 2019 08:46 PM (zy5Ai)

373

I was just talking to my Dad about the same thing. Our neighbor who's
son was probably 10 years older than me went MIA in Nam. I looked up to
him as many kids that age would. I remember asking about Scott and what
happened and my Mom or Dad would kind of chance the subject and give me
a look If his parents were over I was told to not ask and or say
anything. I didn't know what "missing" or MIA was. It took a few years
to figure it out. But I remember biking past their house in later years
as a youngster, even then I could see they were very lonely, sad people.
God bless them.


Our Spanish teacher at the military school I attended back home in Alabama was from Cuba (and smokin' hot, too). Her son was a classmate of mine and lived around the corner, so we played together a lot. I always used to ask him where his Dad was and he's always say "back in Cuba." I didn't get it until years later when I read about Castro's commie revolution and put two and two together finally. Never did find out what happened to him since Mumsey Dearest relocated us to Huntsville after Brookley AFB got shut down. I hope he got to come here. My friend John was cool. Spoke perfect English and to look at him, you'd never know he was Cuban.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2019 08:46 PM (HaL55)

374 Ben Had @ 296--We is good here though conditions was almost perfect for digging geoducks in the back yard before the rain stopped. And it is coming back in the morning. Mrs. E is doing some kind of eagle count above Quitman tomorrow morning. Hell, it's just an excuse to eat crablegs at Seth's between Quitman and Mineola. I know it and she knows it. And how you, sweetums?

Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2019 08:47 PM (zLDYs)

375 PDT to be interviewedinterrupted by Hannity at the border in about 12 minutes.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM at January 10, 2019 08:47 PM (ffYR/)

376 That has to be the stooopidist slogan I've ever heard.
Particularly since the government directly manages the rate of inflation by controlling the number of dollars in circulation.

Posted by: An Observation at January 10, 2019 08:47 PM (ey688)

377 Please, tell me what these mean?
Cuck
NPC
I am bewildered.

Posted by: Scotsfury at January 10, 2019 08:47 PM (fYzAj)

378 My earliest political memory were the Watergate hearings. The kept preempting my stories; Sesame Street, Capt. Kangaroo, cartoons, etc. An annoyed little Marsh Wiggle I was.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 10, 2019 08:47 PM (WNAuL)

379 Paging Jonah Goldberg

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 10, 2019 08:47 PM (D/hUK)

380 Northern, sounds like your wife made you proud.
Posted by: willow at January 10, 2019 08:38 PM (zy5Ai)

She did indeed. With the occasional, very brief, moment of pissing me off
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 10, 2019 08:41 PM

May her memory be eternal.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2019 08:47 PM (fkfbL)

381 While this is true, they are playing to their base, not trying to convince anyone new of anything.

Posted by: Calm Mentor GFM
_________

Yep. About 75% of persuasion is reinforcing existing beliefs. And that's where the sweet contribution money comes from.

Posted by: FireHorse at January 10, 2019 08:48 PM (T9f3V)

382 Geoduck: Shlong non the half shell.

Posted by: Sooner at January 10, 2019 08:50 PM (+UTiv)

383 Eromero, I would like for the ground to have 2 weeks of no rain. Other than that I am a happy camper.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2019 08:50 PM (9ENTO)

384 Please, tell me what these mean?
Cuck
NPC
I am bewildered.
Posted by: Scotsfury at January 10, 2019 08:47 PM (fYzAj)

They are synonyms for Willard Mitt Romney.

See also "Ass Clown".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 10, 2019 08:50 PM (Z+IKu)

385 Cuck: Bill Kristol

NPC: anyone on cnn

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 10, 2019 08:51 PM (D/hUK)

386 My earliest memory of politics is the Berlin Wall coming down. I was 5, and I could tell it was a BFD, everyone was on about it, so I asked my mom to explain it to me. I sort of understood what Communism was, but I didn't grasp the enormity.



Hang on now. A well known authority says that the Nazis built the Berlin Wall

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2019 08:51 PM (SiINZ)

387 Meh, he shoulda used the footage from that lizard-like lip-licking retard Prog Commie woman from TFG's administration whose name escapes me at the moment.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2019 07:50 PM (HaL55)

Anita Dunnce.

Posted by: clutch at January 10, 2019 08:51 PM (kiSdp)

388 Another 'dear diary' shot at Accoster from Mollie:
https://twitter.com/MZHemingway/status/
1083441501429030913

Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2019 08:51 PM (Evws/)

389

- Cher
*snort*


So that's what that was all about? Sheesh, she's lost it. Bigly.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2019 08:51 PM (HaL55)

390 Has anyone else seen this?

It sounds as if Chris Cuomo at CNN is kinda/sorta empathetic to Trump's wall arguments.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgQvTnuVz5U&utm_source=quora&utm_medium=referral

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 10, 2019 08:51 PM (miE9U)

391 I just wanted to Thank you all for the prayers, My Sister In Law passed away today, You don't know how much it means that you guys prayed for her.

Thank You

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 10, 2019 08:51 PM (dKiJG)

392 just in case

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2019 08:52 PM (oSGpk)

393 Hang on now. A well known authority says that the Nazis built the Berlin Wall
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Right after they bombed Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 10, 2019 08:52 PM (Uj7SU)

394 I mean it, guys! I know "cuck" is something bad, but where does it come from?
And NPC? Not Politically Correct?

Posted by: Scotsfury at January 10, 2019 08:53 PM (fYzAj)

395 My condolences, Patrick.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2019 08:53 PM (sdi6R)

396

Ahh, thanks clutch. My daktari has me on a new med and it makes me scatterbrained AF, like I need more of that. But my feet don't hurt me quite as much anymore, which is a good thing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2019 08:53 PM (HaL55)

397 - Cher
*snort*

So that's what that was all about? Sheesh, she's lost it. Bigly.
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I'm not sure she ever had it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 10, 2019 08:54 PM (Hx3Yn)

398 Please, tell me what these mean?
Cuck
NPC
I am bewildered.
Posted by: Scotsfury

Cuck: Someone (like Bill Kristol) who likes it when his wife gets railed by a more masculine man (such as anyone)
NPC: mindless automaton with a limited range of preprogrammed responses.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 10, 2019 08:54 PM (Uj7SU)

399 Another 'dear diary' shot at Accoster from Mollie:

MOLLIE 2024!!

Posted by: mikeyG at January 10, 2019 08:54 PM (LL1Be)

400 Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2019 08:46 PM

Once I got a little older I understood I just shouldn't talk about Scott. He was their only child and I thought he was the coolest guy in the world! When I got older I could tell how sad they were. They had a POW MIA flag in their yard and it was the first one I ever saw. My dad had to explain what it was. When I was 9 years old or so, I just kept thinking, well he's just missing, maybe lost, he'll turn up. Then my older brother gave me some reality and I cried for hours.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 10, 2019 08:54 PM (vmAQh)

401 NPC - Non Player Character. If you ever play video games, you'd know.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 10, 2019 08:54 PM (WNAuL)

402 I'm very sorry to learn of this, Patrick.

Posted by: FireHorse at January 10, 2019 08:54 PM (T9f3V)

403 Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 10, 2019 08:51 PM (dKiJG)

Sorry, Patrick. May God comfort your family with peace and strength and love. It is good, though, that she is past the pain and suffering of her illness.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2019 08:54 PM (AllCR)

404

Prayers up for you, Patrick.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2019 08:54 PM (HaL55)

405 Still waiting for Frances Farmer to have her revenge on Seattle.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 10, 2019 08:54 PM (qjPJY)

406 (such as anyone)

___

Literally LOLed reading that

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 10, 2019 08:55 PM (D/hUK)

407 Cuck - Cuckold - where a man watches his wife have sex with another. And likes it. Some things are best not known.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 10, 2019 08:56 PM (WNAuL)

408
"The video -- "


Is this not the sort of thing that meets Don "Easy Peasy" Lemon-Squeezy's plan?

Posted by: Arbalest at January 10, 2019 08:56 PM (FlRtG)

409 Anytime, Patrick.

Keep your head up, for you and your wife.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 08:56 PM (5aX2M)

410 391 I just wanted to Thank you all for the prayers, My Sister In Law passed away today, You don't know how much it means that you guys prayed for her.

Thank You
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 10, 2019 08:51 PM (dKiJG)

My condolences, Patrick.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2019 08:56 PM (KNycr)

411 393 Hang on now. A well known authority says that the Nazis built the Berlin Wall
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Right after they bombed Pearl Harbor.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 10, 2019 08:52 PM (Uj7SU)

___

You sure about that? I could have sworn Pearl Harbor was the first battle of the Civil War? You know, Ft. Pearl Harbor

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 10, 2019 08:56 PM (D/hUK)

412 391 I just wanted to Thank you all for the prayers, My Sister In Law passed away today, You don't know how much it means that you guys prayed for her.

Thank You
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 10, 2019 08:51 PM (dKiJG)

Praying

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 10, 2019 08:57 PM (4Q5gU)

413

When I was 9 years old or so, I just kept thinking, well he's just
missing, maybe lost, he'll turn up. Then my older brother gave me some
reality and I cried for hours.


Yeah, it's rough to finally understand adult things, especially when it happened to someone you knew and liked. I'm sure everybody's had that happen to them at one time or another.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2019 08:58 PM (HaL55)

414 Patrick, may GOD grant you and yours peace and understanding.

Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2019 08:58 PM (zLDYs)

415 You sure about that? I could have sworn Pearl Harbor was the first battle of the Civil War? You know, Ft. Pearl Harbor

Well, yeah, when they bombed the fort.

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2019 08:58 PM (oSGpk)

416 I*m so sorry for your family*s loss Patrick.
I pray that you all find peace and that your sister in law rests in Gods loving arms.

Posted by: Cheribebe at January 10, 2019 08:58 PM (fnWQo)

417
Well, yeah, when they bombed the fort.
Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2019 08:58 PM (oSGpk)

___

Right, right, right. The South bombed the fort, and that was the shot heard round the world.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 10, 2019 08:59 PM (D/hUK)

418 Ask an NPC why Trump is racist (Stares blankly at you because they have no answer) then they get mad and call you a racist.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 10, 2019 08:59 PM (dKiJG)

419 Best political advice Cher has given since she told Sonny "it's more fun skiing in the trees than the trail."

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 10, 2019 08:59 PM (qjPJY)

420 Our little troll in training is going to go back thru the thread with his newfound definitions and be appalled!

Posted by: t-bird at January 10, 2019 09:00 PM (oSGpk)

421 Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 10, 2019 08:51 PM

Prayers for you and your family. May her memory be eternal.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2019 09:00 PM (fkfbL)

422 You sure about that? I could have sworn Pearl Harbor was the first battle of the Civil War? You know, Ft. Pearl Harbor

Posted by: Lurking Lurker
________

Fort Sumpter was the first "battle" of the Civil War but it was actually a false flag attack by the Republican Party to get Lincoln elected!!!

Posted by: WaterCow at January 10, 2019 09:00 PM (T9f3V)

423 You sure about that? I could have sworn Pearl Harbor was the first battle of the Civil War? You know, Ft. Pearl Harbor
Posted by: Lurking Lurker

I think you're right. Andrew Jackson lead 4 legions to take FT. Pearl Harbor from the 300 Spartans.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 10, 2019 09:00 PM (Uj7SU)

424 Cuck is a slang metaphor for fake conservatives who shill for the Left. Derives from cuckold, one who let's another mule kick in his stable, as it were.

NPC is another for mindless drones who just repeat canned responses dispensed to them by their Leftist programmers. Derives from automated characters in video games that exhibit that trait, absent the political angle.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 09:00 PM (5aX2M)

425 407 Cuck - Cuckold - where a man watches his wife have sex with another. And likes it. Some things are best not known.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 10, 2019 08:56 PM (WNAuL)


I think that traditionally, a cuckold didn't necessarily know about his wife's infidelity, but people were laughing at him behind his back.

In a certain subgenre of modern porn, he's watching.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2019 09:01 PM (sdi6R)

426 IS CHER A FRIEND OF BEN ROETHLISBERGER?

Posted by: Miklos, THE MEME ABIDES at January 10, 2019 09:01 PM (zCyNd)

427 419 Best political advice Cher has given since she told Sonny "it's more fun skiing in the trees than the trail."
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at January 10, 2019 08:59 PM (qjPJY)

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To be fair, it is more fun skiing in the trees than on trails. I love glade/tree skiing.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 10, 2019 09:02 PM (D/hUK)

428 Holy cats, I never knew the British in Malta dusted off biplanes to fly against German fighter aircraft until reinforcements arrived. Those were some brave pilots!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2019 09:02 PM (kQs4Y)

429 My across the street neighbors oldest son was
Killed in Vietnam. His little sister was my best freind , we were 5-6, but the age difference was so vast back then that Bobby seemed like a stranger. Their wonderf family slowly disintegrated after that.

Posted by: LASue at January 10, 2019 09:02 PM (XROPS)

430 my earliest news memory was Kennedy getting whacked in Dallas.

Posted by: Infidel at January 10, 2019 09:03 PM (9L2du)

431 429 My across the street neighbors oldest son was
Killed in Vietnam. His little sister was my best freind , we were 5-6, but the age difference was so vast back then that Bobby seemed like a stranger. Their wonderf family slowly disintegrated after that.
Posted by: LASue at January 10, 2019 09:02 PM (XROPS)

___

Meh

Posted by: Jane Fonda at January 10, 2019 09:03 PM (D/hUK)

432 394
I mean it, guys! I know "cuck" is something bad, but where does it come from?

And NPC? Not Politically Correct?



Posted by: Scotsfury at January 10, 2019 08:53 PM (fYzAj)

NPC: Non Player Character. All of the people in the DD module the dungeon master would handle for your party, such as the local guards, innkeeper, serving wench and so on. In computer games these are the same persons your character interacts with. The NPC has limited responses programmed in. In the real world (ha ha) of the internet the NPC is someone who regurgitates stock political phrases with out thinking about them, i.e. "Orange Man Bad!"
Cuck: From cuckhold, a man whose wife is sleeping with another man. References someone who used to hold an ideology true but has decided to betray it. Such as the true-blue rock-ribbed conservatives of the Weekly Standard, Cap'n Bill Kristol publisher (Ahoy!) who have decided that taking Lefty money to attack the Golden Scalp Weasel is the truest expression of conservativism because, hey, it's a lot of zeros on that check.


Ahoy!

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Wishes You a Testy New Year! at January 10, 2019 09:03 PM (0QYMt)

433 Once I got a little older I understood I just shouldn't talk about Scott. He was their only child and I thought he was the coolest guy in the world! When I got older I could tell how sad they were. They had a POW MIA flag in their yard and it was the first one I ever saw. My dad had to explain what it was. When I was 9 years old or so, I just kept thinking, well he's just missing, maybe lost, he'll turn up. Then my older brother gave me some reality and I cried for hours.
Posted by: Minnfidel


When I was kid back in 1966, a teenage guy down the street came home from Viet Nam a paraplegic, getting shot by a sniper in his spine.
It was really sad, of course. He was a lot older than me, and I didn't really know him.
I wonder what ever happened to him. I think he went into a VA hospital after he came home.
1966.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 10, 2019 09:04 PM (S6Pax)

434 my earliest news memory was Kennedy getting whacked in Dallas.
Posted by: Infidel at January 10, 2019 09:03 PM (9L2du)

-------

That was before me, but I have the Denver Post from that day.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2019 09:04 PM (5aX2M)

435 I'm older than old. My first vote was for Goldwater in 64. My dad gave me a Goldwater bobble head doll that I put in my back windshield. One day a couple of men hanging on the back of a garbage truck yelled at my friend and I. We just kept going. Rs weren't very popular in Miami in those days.

Posted by: AlmostYuman at January 10, 2019 09:04 PM (uN30u)

436 364
I have a Reagan / Bush campaign poster. I also got the local campaign
office to sponsor my college flag football team. Nice Reagan Bush
jerseys.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at January 10, 2019 08:43 PM (0/zKO)

I have a Carter/Mondale '76 poster and campaign platform pamphlet, and a small Kennedy '80 button.

Posted by: Gref at January 10, 2019 09:05 PM (AMIL/)

437 my earliest news memory was Kennedy getting whacked in Dallas.

Posted by: Infidel at January 10, 2019 09:03 PM (9L2du)

The guy who did it was a Communist.

Posted by: Miklos, conspiracy theorist at January 10, 2019 09:05 PM (zCyNd)

438 I didn't know they still used biplanes in WWII -- here are some taking off from an aircraft carrier.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2019 09:05 PM (kQs4Y)

439 Nood. Dear Diary.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 10, 2019 09:05 PM (KNycr)

440 We just kept going. Rs weren't very popular in Miami in those days.
Posted by: AlmostYuman at January 10, 2019 09:04 PM (uN30u)

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Nor are they too popular today in Miami.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at January 10, 2019 09:05 PM (D/hUK)

441 relocated us to Huntsville
Posted by: BackwardsBoy


I live here now! any chance we're neighbors?

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at January 10, 2019 09:05 PM (8ZeGS)

442 One of our societal problems is that these types of wartime family tragedies don't happen among our betters - at least not since World War II. They would send their sons or daughters to a psychiatrist if they decided to enlist.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 10, 2019 09:05 PM (CeJUf)

443 430 my earliest news memory was Kennedy getting whacked in Dallas.
Posted by: Infidel at January 10, 2019 09:03 PM (9L2du)

Reagan and the Pope, I really thought WW III was going to kick off.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 10, 2019 09:06 PM (dKiJG)

444 When I was 9 years old or so, I just kept thinking, well he's just
missing, maybe lost, he'll turn up. Then my older brother gave me some
reality and I cried for hours.

Yeah, it's rough to finally understand adult things, especially when it happened to someone you knew and liked. I'm sure everybody's had that happen to them at one time or another.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2019 08:58 PM

Yea, it was probably my first adult type of comprehension of things and a bit of a loss of innocence I suppose. Was at the Wall in DC some years back, his name was the first I looked for. I didn't know him super well I was a pretty little guy, he was always good to me and hung out with my older brother. For some reason when I got to his name I cried like a little baby. I kept thinking about his parents working in their garden. They always seemed sad.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 10, 2019 09:06 PM (vmAQh)

445 428 Holy cats, I never knew the British in Malta dusted off biplanes to fly against German fighter aircraft until reinforcements arrived. Those were some brave pilots!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2019 09:02 PM (kQs4Y)


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hal_Far_Fighter_Flight

Al Stewart referred to "Faith, Hope, and Charity" in one of his songs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8OPP7HWCFg

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2019 09:07 PM (sdi6R)

446 Nood

Posted by: lin-duh galt at January 10, 2019 09:07 PM (kufk0)

447 I mean it, guys! I know "cuck" is something bad, but where does it come from?
________

See above, but around here it's usually short for "cuckservative" -- a mashup word that Ace didn't like for awhile but has since deemed fitting.

Posted by: FireHorse at January 10, 2019 09:09 PM (T9f3V)

448

I live here now! any chance we're neighbors?

Not any more. I moved down here to the Giant Rat's House in '87 from Madison. Population when I moved there: 3500. When I left 8 years later: 35000. Worked at MSFC for a while, loved that job.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 10, 2019 09:09 PM (HaL55)

449 I didn't know they still used biplanes in WWII -- here are some taking off from an aircraft carrier.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2019 09:05 PM (kQs4Y)

I thought the British used Biplanes against the Bismarck.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 10, 2019 09:09 PM (dKiJG)

450 Dear Diary n00d.

Posted by: FireHorse at January 10, 2019 09:09 PM (T9f3V)

451 Thanks rickl! I just assumed all acft were monoplanes by that time.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2019 09:11 PM (kQs4Y)

452 449
I thought the British used Biplanes against the Bismarck.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at January 10, 2019 09:09 PM (dKiJG)


Oh hell yes, and one of them scored a deadly torpedo hit and disabled the ship's rudder, spelling her eventual doom.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2019 09:11 PM (sdi6R)

453 I guess a biplane provided extra stability for a bomber?

I know very little about aircraft (obviously).

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2019 09:13 PM (kQs4Y)

454 453 I guess a biplane provided extra stability for a bomber?

I know very little about aircraft (obviously).
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2019 09:13 PM (kQs4Y)


No, they were just ancient and obsolescent planes by 1940, which managed to play some important roles.

See also the Russian "Night Witches" who harassed the German invading force.

WWII began with biplanes, and ended with jets and rocket planes, in just 6 short years.

Posted by: rickl at January 10, 2019 09:16 PM (sdi6R)

455 Actually, Cher is a voice of reason on their side. She's telling Chuck and Nancy Rosenberg they should give him the funds and warning them that he will win the narrative battle. She's right.

Trump's got you, babe.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 10, 2019 09:17 PM (Ndje9)

456 WWII began with biplanes, and ended with jets and rocket planes, in just 6 short years.

Posted by: rickl
________

And nukes. Don't forget the nukes.

Posted by: FireHorse at January 10, 2019 09:18 PM (T9f3V)

457 WWII began with biplanes, and ended with jets and rocket planes, in just 6 short years.

Posted by: rickl
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This never ceases to blow my mind.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2019 09:20 PM (kQs4Y)

458 I guess a biplane provided extra stability for a bomber?

I know very little about aircraft (obviously).
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 10, 2019 09:13 PM (kQs4Y)


Not so much extra stability, but provided more lift at low air speeds. The British Swordfish torpedo bombers were obsolescent pieces of shit by 1940 but punched above their weight class: crippled the Bismark and the conducted the raid against the Italian navy at Taranto.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 10, 2019 09:21 PM (5Yee7)

459
Not the first to say this, I'm sure, but FIRE HIS BIASED AND UNPROFESSIONAL ASS.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2019 09:57 PM (pNxlR)

460
44 RBG is dead?
Posted by: MJ

Saw somewhere that it was sourced that she's resigning and retiring tomorrow...it's Ginsmas!
Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2019 07:38 PM (32YRo)


If this is true? Wow!

Prepare for a tsunami of lib tears.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2019 10:05 PM (pNxlR)

461 Thank you for telling me what NPC is! I don't play video games, but asked my grandson--yep, he knew and he loved the way it's used on here.
Cuck. I get. Cuckhold.
Thanks everyone! I am no longer bewildered!

Posted by: Scotsfury at January 10, 2019 11:03 PM (fYzAj)

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