Leftist Idiot David Sirota Spent Months Relentlessly Attacking Bernie Sanders' Democrat Opponents as a Columnist for the Guardian, While Not Disclosing His Affiliation with Sanders;
Suddenly Deletes 20,000 Tweets

Sneaky, cowardly, and full of lies, like all socialists.


Shortly before he gave speeches launching his 2020 campaign earlier this month, Bernie Sanders emailed his supporters, urging them to "do our very best to engage respectfully with our Democratic opponents, talking about the issues we are fighting for, not about personalities or past grievances. I want to be clear that I condemn bullying and harassment of any kind and in any space."

What he didn’t include was that one of the people already advising him and helping him write those launch speeches is one of his most famously aggressive supporters online.

Since December, David Sirota has, on Twitter, on his own website, and in columns in The Guardian, been trashing most of Sanders’s Democratic opponents--all without disclosing his work with Sanders--and has been pushing back on critics by saying that he was criticizing the other Democrats as a journalist...

Well, in fairness: Don't all "journalists" attack their political enemies in the guise of being dispassionate, disinterested third-parties? Isn't the entire profession more dishonorable than prostitution?

Sirota's hiring as a senior adviser and speechwriter was announced by the Sanders campaign on Tuesday morning after The Atlantic contacted the campaign and inquired about the undisclosed role Sirota held while attacking other Democrats.

Given that journalists who are literally in bed with Democrats (and I do mean literally) attack their political enemies for their bed-mates every day, what's the big deal?

The big deal, of course, is that this is a Democrat, or socialist Democrat, which is the same thing, doing this to other Democrats.

You can do political ops in the guise of "journalism" against Republicans and especially conservative Republicans, but woe betide you if you run your covert ops against another Democrat.

If the name David Sirota sounds familiar, that may be because you know him as the Blue Steel "Bam!" Man, or maybe Mr. Pointy.


And I've got seven more fingers, buddy


Bam! That's what I say to you, Sir!

Update to Story About Former Handgun Control, Inc. Spokesman Jake Tapper:

Petty Jake Tapper decided to visit the Ultimate Penalty on Dana Loesch for pointing out his partisan, unprofessional behavior -- he unfollowed her.

As Jake Twitter lives on Twitter (and by the way, that was a Freudian slip I just made which I'm going to leave as written because it's accurate), he thinks this is a real bodyblow to Dana. It could be 20 or 30 twittercycles before she can even walk again.





You'll notice exactly none of Jake's Harem criticizing him or noting that Dana has a point. They understand that their status as Jake's Twitter Pets relies upon them never publicly, or frankly privately, criticizing him.

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1 Boom!

Posted by: Max Power at March 19, 2019 07:15 PM (Hucnr)

2 Dana has Jake's balls in a holster right now.


And this Sirota guy. The hell?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 07:15 PM (ptqGC)

3
This little titty-baby makes Ethan Krupp look like Charles Bronson.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2019 07:16 PM (zBaqJ)

4 You get 'er, Jake! You show her who's Boss of Twitter!!!

Posted by: Ed Morrissey, G4J at March 19, 2019 07:16 PM (PbpT7)

5 Fuck Jake Tapper

Posted by: Steeldoc at March 19, 2019 07:16 PM (cAvOz)

6 How many times a day does Sirota practice those moves in his bathroom mirror?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 07:16 PM (ptqGC)

7
Forget it Ethics and Reality; It's Jake...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2019 07:17 PM (zBaqJ)

8 Are there enough Twitter users here to get an appropriate hash to trend?

#JakeTapperFraud?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at March 19, 2019 07:17 PM (evFrd)

9 I like his style and that move. Crane Jerking Reed.

Posted by: a hand baby at March 19, 2019 07:17 PM (UdKB7)

10 It worked perfectly for Hillary.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 07:17 PM (sy5kK)

11 >>>How many times a day does Sirota practice those moves in his bathroom mirror?

Three hours a day. I think the results speak for themselves, madam.



Posted by: Mr. Pointy at March 19, 2019 07:17 PM (PbpT7)

12 Twitter Gimps?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 19, 2019 07:18 PM (brgv3)

13 Seriously? Unfollowing her? I can see a weirdo like Alex Jones but her??

Chinese React to Captain Marvel: Shouldn't a Superhero be Hot?

Wait til they get a load of Squirrel Girl

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 07:18 PM (39g3+)

14 Twitter Catamites?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 19, 2019 07:18 PM (brgv3)

15 lol. those look like Hitler's speech practice photos.

Posted by: x at March 19, 2019 07:19 PM (nFwvY)

16 13 Seriously? Unfollowing her? I can see a weirdo like Alex Jones but her??

Chinese React to Captain Marvel: Shouldn't a Superhero be Hot?

Wait til they get a load of Squirrel Girl
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 07:18 PM (39g3+)


Lena Dunham, as Flaming Fupa!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2019 07:19 PM (zBaqJ)

17 If you ever find yourself posing for photos like the above, maybe rethink your life.

It is not cool, edgy or even funny, except to be laughed AT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 19, 2019 07:20 PM (brgv3)

18 Hey at least Sirota's getting paid so that's honest whoring.

And here's an actual serious question. Jake Tapper is a journalist. Dana Loesch is a significant voice on a major topic in American politics.

It is, literally, his job to be informed of what people are saying regarding gun control. By unfollowing her, isn't he is refusing to do his job? He has chosen to cut off a free source of information.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 19, 2019 07:20 PM (GbPPJ)

19 ALERT

ALERT

ALERT

ALERT

Posted by: Jake Tapper's Google Alert at March 19, 2019 07:20 PM (PbpT7)

20 The linked 2013 piece is hilarious, so I'm going to go comment there.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2019 07:20 PM (fuK7c)

21 BAM!

Posted by: DangerGirl (without my sanityprod) at March 19, 2019 07:20 PM (SRarZ)

22 You can do political ops in the guise of "journalism" against Republicans and especially conservative Republicans, but woe betide you if you run your covert ops against another Democrat.

Yeah only reason Atlantic would even write about this is because he was attacking the team.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 07:20 PM (39g3+)

23 Totally not gay.

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2019 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

24 >>>20 The linked 2013 piece is hilarious, so I'm going to go comment there.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

I can't recommend that ENOUGH

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 07:21 PM (PbpT7)

Google VP Stepped In to Ban Christian Political Advertisements About Traditional Marriage When Employees Began Complaining That Lawful, Respectful Political Disagreement Was a "Microagression"

The control of information is like the command of the skies during a war -- a nigh decisive advantage -- and the corporate pets of Conservative, Inc. are almost giddy about it being put safely into their leftist allies' hands.

Google barred a Christian video on same-sex marriage from advertising on YouTube after backlash from employees, internal communications show.

The video said gay people are welcome as Christians but are called to follow Christian teachings on sex and marriage.

A Google VP agreed the video was too offensive to air as an advertisement.

Google HR highlighted the video and response in an internal newsletter dedicated to policing "microaggressions."

Google banned a video explaining Christian teaching on same-sex marriage from advertising on YouTube after backlash from upset employees, according to internal Google communications reviewed by The Daily Caller News Foundation.

The video was flagged in June 2018 in an internal listserv, "Yes at Google," which is run by Google's human resources department, according to those communications and other internal documents, which a source shared with TheDCNF on the condition of anonymity.


The listserv has more than 30,000 members and is devoted to policing "microaggressions" and "micro-corrections" within the company, according to its official internal description.

The internal backlash to the video grew large enough to merit a response from a Google vice president, who said the video would no longer be eligible to run as an advertisement, the human resources team announced to the listserv. ople are welcome as Christians but that, like every other person, they are called to follow Christian teachings on sex and marriage.

Brown has spoken out in the past against “homo-hatred” and “ugly rhetoric” directed at gay and lesbian people by fringe groups like the Westboro Baptist Church.

In the video, he describes same-sex relationships as "like other sins, but one that Jesus died for."

The belief that sex is meant to take place in the context of a male-female marriage -- as argued by Brown -- is central to most major Christian denominations' marital teachings.

...


"I cannot see how this can be allowed when the specific idea of LGBT videos is to allow the creators to feel free to share their content and be comfortable that anti-LGBT advertisers would not be attached to their content," the employee wrote. "This seems very counter to our mission, specifically around PRIDE 2018 timeframe."

Google's vice president for product management and ads, Vishal Sharma, agreed that the video was too offensive to air as an advertisement.

"Thank you for raising this very important issue. It means a lot to me personally and those of us working on this across the Ads and YouTube teams. YouTube is an open platform and we support the free expression of creators with a wide range of views," Sharma wrote in his response, which was included in the listserv.

"But we don’t allow advertising that disparages people based on who they are – including their sexual orientation – and we remove ads that violate this basic principle," Sharma continued.

The Daily Caller News Foundation then recounts the story from a few months ago when Google employees melted down over someone's use of the word "family," finding that the word "family" unfairly suggested that those without families did not have families.

Well, sure it looks tough for us that the entire information battlefield is controlled by a seven-headed dragon of coordinating monopolies ruled by leftists, but you know what will win the day for us?

Just a couple of more David French columns, turgid with sanctimony, that "blame both sides." That should do the trick!



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1 War against Christians

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 06:13 PM (O2RFr)

2 Found your own tech monopoly, credit card company, and financial system, hater!

Posted by: trev006 at March 19, 2019 06:13 PM (fPLS0)

3 So DuckDuckGo?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 19, 2019 06:14 PM (4e+hS)

4 Top ten again baby!!

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 06:15 PM (MaEME)

5 Hey, KellyAnne, call me

Posted by: The Paolo at March 19, 2019 06:15 PM (7yJyF)

6 I suppose I should try to return to emailing instead of using social(ist) media. Of course first I'd have to get a real mail service to replace the free gmail that is good enough for all the spam emails.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at March 19, 2019 06:16 PM (eASYU)

7 Does anyone use duckduckgo?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 19, 2019 06:17 PM (4e+hS)

8 If only there were institutions were people were taught to think critically. Places where they could come into contact with a wide variety of ideas and beliefs and learn how to sift through them and respond with thought and intelligence.
It's really too bad that places like that don't exist.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 19, 2019 06:17 PM (eAMlh)

9 Nothing says hate like marriage.

Posted by: Hateful, Hating Hater at March 19, 2019 06:17 PM (8oK3c)

10 For the last fucking time, 'safety' doesn't mean what it really means. It's been jargoned for the weaponized victim class.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 06:17 PM (oVJmc)

11 Found your own tech monopoly, credit card company, and financial system, hater!

Every day something like this happens, I find myself thinking, Satoshi responded to this sort of thing ten years before it became a problem. Awesome.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, who had a B-Wing, and called it Brad at March 19, 2019 06:17 PM (Clxcy)

12 It's not racism but I will plead guilty to culture-ism.
Guys like Vishal Sharma and Sundar Pichai obviously have no appreciation for our American values of free speech and individual liberty. You have to wonder if its an accident that so many of our recently imported brethren seem to have similar ideas.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 19, 2019 06:18 PM (jlX7q)

13 7 Dr Spank

Yeah, it's the default for my PaleMoon browser.

Pretty good, and doesn't track you.

Posted by: ibguy at March 19, 2019 06:18 PM (EHVbt)

14 Does anyone use duckduckgo?


Posted by: Dr Spank at March 19, 2019 06:17 PM (4e+hS)

Yeah. Seems alright.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 06:18 PM (MaEME)

15 Islamophobia is all the rage..Is there such a word as Christianophobia?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 06:18 PM (O2RFr)

16 7. Yes I use Duck for most web searching and it works fine.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at March 19, 2019 06:18 PM (eASYU)

17 Sounds like a publisher and not a platform ...

Posted by: Adriane the Depressing Literature Critic ... at March 19, 2019 06:18 PM (LPnfS)

18 Its all PC BS and ignoreable if it wasn't the only circus in town.

Posted by: Gmac-Officialy a fossile-Now get offa my lawn at March 19, 2019 06:18 PM (qZdIZ)

19 Fuck google.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 19, 2019 06:19 PM (0OmEj)

20 Sharia would be preferable.

Posted by: Max Power at March 19, 2019 06:19 PM (q177U)

21 Ben Shapiro was unavailable for comment?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at March 19, 2019 06:19 PM (xptlg)

22 Ace, Farcebook got in on the act too, banning Texas Republicans ad promoting a state bill protecting abortion survivors. Just heard on WBAP radio. (not sure if they have a link yet)

Posted by: Jarvis Deplorable at March 19, 2019 06:19 PM (aI4xH)

23 Ace going late into the night I see...

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 06:19 PM (32YRo)

24 You have to wonder if its an accident that so many of our recently imported brethren seem to have similar ideas.

Ya think!?!??!

Posted by: Adriane the Depressing Literature Critic ... at March 19, 2019 06:20 PM (LPnfS)

25 >>>Fuck google.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 19, 2019 06:19 PM (0OmEj)

In Soviet America, Google fuck you.

Posted by: Max Power at March 19, 2019 06:20 PM (q177U)

26 Is anyone else sick of political repression hiding behind the word "safety"?

Well, it's not exactly new...

Posted by: The Committee of Public Safety at March 19, 2019 06:20 PM (xjiRE)

27 Sharma needs to spend more time mastering the Art of Using Toilet Paper and Flushing the Toilet and less time getting involved in a culture he doesn't understand.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 19, 2019 06:20 PM (4ErVI)

28 When is Google moving their HQ to Beijing?

Their hearts and minds are already there.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 06:20 PM (sy5kK)

29 Glad to know the "conservatives" I've voted for all my life have bent over backward to ensure my conservative voice would be heard.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 19, 2019 06:21 PM (TdMsT)

30 Is twitter down?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 19, 2019 06:21 PM (4e+hS)

31 Nunes and the Covington kid's lawyer has it right. As does Mark Levin's group. And Judicial Watch.

Sue them to bankruptcy.

If everyone sued Twitter at the same time with no recovery time.

If everyone sued Facebook at the same time, with no recovery time.

And Google.

Etc.

It will hurt them. But it has to be 100's, 1000's doing it at once. Class actions, whatever. Just keep them perpetually in court.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 19, 2019 06:21 PM (vEIlU)

32 12 It's not racism but I will plead guilty to culture-ism.
Guys like Vishal Sharma and Sundar Pichai obviously have no appreciation for our American values of free speech and individual liberty. You have to wonder if its an accident that so many of our recently imported brethren seem to have similar ideas.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 19, 2019 06:18 PM (jlX7q)

The Wogs Strike Back

Posted by: josephistan at March 19, 2019 06:21 PM (Izzlo)

33 How would these fragile imbeciles respond to an Islamic YouTube video describing marriage as being between one man, four women and a goat.

And One Man, Four Women and a Goat will be the title of my first and possibly last movie.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 19, 2019 06:21 PM (eAMlh)

34 Hey, KellyAnne, call me

Posted by: The Paolo

Into masochism I think - what else could explain the attraction to a retard clown black hole of stupidity represented by her bubby hubby?

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 06:21 PM (32YRo)

35 The Chinese will straighten these people right out when they invade.

Posted by: DaveA at March 19, 2019 06:21 PM (FhXTo)

36 7 Does anyone use duckduckgo?
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 19, 2019 06:17 PM (4e+hS)

yes.

also started using Brave.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 06:22 PM (sy5kK)

37 2 Found your own tech monopoly, credit card company, and financial system, hater!
Posted by: trev006 at March 19, 2019 06:13 PM (fPLS0)

^ this right here. . . and don't forget you'll also need technical infrastructure including rack servers and dns, etc.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at March 19, 2019 06:22 PM (xptlg)

38 @5 The Paolo- BACK OFF PAOLO!!!

Posted by: Chad Thundercock at March 19, 2019 06:22 PM (qry2e)

39

"...YouTube is an open platform and we support the free expression of
creators with a wide range of views," Sharma wrote in his response,
which was included in the listserv.


That is a bald-faced lie and their actions prove it.

And they expect the rest of us to not notice that?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 19, 2019 06:22 PM (HaL55)

40 Max Power at March 19, 2019 06:19 PM (q177U).

Sometimes I think they are aiming to get folks thinking that. But crazy restrictions that the 'right' people can ignore with no worries wrapped in a cloak of religion and ability to whip up a mob against someone by claiming they did something blasphemous. NOPE, not for me.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at March 19, 2019 06:22 PM (eASYU)

41 For years George Conway had the bigger job as partner at Wachtell Lipton, a high end corporate firm. Its nerd heaven and the partners average $6 million a year. So he got to act like a Big Swinging Dick, even though he a Dork

Kellyanne had a political consulting firm that turned her into a major national figure

George cant stand this. And he says hes conservative but if he doesnt attack Trump his NY friends will shun him

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 19, 2019 06:23 PM (7yJyF)

42 When the Civil War comes I want to be on the demolition team that's assigned to blow up google's server sites.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 19, 2019 06:23 PM (2DOZq)

43 Of course they did being the good Leftist soldiers they are

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2019 06:23 PM (BbGew)

44 7 Does anyone use duckduckgo?
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 19, 2019 06:17 PM (4e+hS)

Everyday. Twice on Sunday.

Posted by: Jarvis Deplorable at March 19, 2019 06:23 PM (aI4xH)

45 I winder if they would run a muslim anti gay marriage ad?

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2019 06:23 PM (BXMxN)

46 I hope boomer parents spend every dollar they have, and leave millenials broke in the basement.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 19, 2019 06:23 PM (oudRS)

47 Does anyone use duckduckgo?
Posted by: Dr Spank

Me - its been a pleasure

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 06:23 PM (32YRo)

48 46 I hope boomer parents spend every dollar they have, and leave millenials broke in the basement.

I'm trying

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 06:24 PM (O2RFr)

49 8 If only there were institutions were people were taught to think critically. Places where they could come into contact with a wide variety of ideas and beliefs and learn how to sift through them and respond with thought and intelligence.
It's really too bad that places like that don't exist.
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They have been turned into NPC factories.

After the upcoming Troubles, it would be nice to set them up again.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2019 06:24 PM (IDhUW)

50 Or maybe they already are.

Posted by: DaveA at March 19, 2019 06:24 PM (FhXTo)

51 Does anyone use duckduckgo?
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 19, 2019 06:17 PM (4e+hS)


That is all I use.

and haven't been looking at Drudge, but the newer conservative version

https://www.citizenfreepress.com/

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 19, 2019 06:24 PM (vEIlU)

52 12 It's not racism but I will plead guilty to culture-ism.
Guys like Vishal Sharma and Sundar Pichai obviously have no appreciation for our American values of free speech and individual liberty. You have to wonder if its an accident that so many of our recently imported brethren seem to have similar ideas.




The trend is not America's friend.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 06:24 PM (sy5kK)

53 George cant stand this. And he says hes conservative but if he doesnt attack Trump his NY friends will shun him

Posted by: Ignoramus

Yeah, who will play Fortnite on the weekends with him?

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 06:25 PM (32YRo)

54 Just real quick, yes some of us use DuckDuckGo ... it works, you may need to get used to it. Searching for lyrics? they are right there on the side. Searching for that move, xyz-something? the wikipedia is right there on the side.

And - if you MUST have the google results, just type !g in front of your search ex: !g google sucks

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at March 19, 2019 06:25 PM (xptlg)

55 Breaking news:
An**lingus -- the gay, Irish airline -- has suspended all Boeing 737 Max flights. "No one wants to go down on an An**lingus flight," spokesman Barry Fitzgerald said.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 19, 2019 06:26 PM (Dh1wo)

56 The Bulwark's launching its own web browser called CuckCuckGo.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 06:26 PM (NWiLs)

57 Can I use a different search engine on my Android phone? Does it have to be Chrome?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 19, 2019 06:26 PM (oudRS)

58 Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.


Somebody is insane and it's not me.

Posted by: fleaked at March 19, 2019 06:27 PM (UdKB7)

59 Also, I checked the sidebar item "Katrina Pierson Offers a Nice Rebuttal to Meghan McCain's Nonsense"

And it's just some Huff Paint posting pics of supposed tweets. Neither page has them up tho.

I MIGHT see why Katrina might remove hers, but McCain's Stain would leave that up, I would think?

Anyway, just heads up on possible fake news, considering the source.

Posted by: Jarvis Deplorable at March 19, 2019 06:27 PM (aI4xH)

60 26 Is anyone else sick of political repression hiding behind the word "safety"?
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Yes, I like words to have a set meaning, not a meaning that changes depending on the person or concept being discussed.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2019 06:27 PM (IDhUW)

61 15 Islamophobia is all the rage..Is there such a word as Christianophobia?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 06:18 PM (O2RFr)

No, there's not.

Posted by: 120 slaughtered Christians in Nigeria last week. Huh? What? says ABCBSNBCNN at March 19, 2019 06:27 PM (sy5kK)

62 An**lingus -- the gay, Irish airline -- has suspended all Boeing 737 Max flights. "No one wants to go down on an An**lingus flight," spokesman Barry Fitzgerald said.


Posted by: andycanuck

Shep hardest hit...

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 06:27 PM (32YRo)

63 All being done to shut down Conservatives before the election...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 06:27 PM (O2RFr)

64 Google. Is this the same Google that refuses to do work for DARPA or any other U.S. Military while at the same time is busy doing Red China's bidding?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2019 06:28 PM (ePWRo)

65 American exceptionalism is a function of a uniquely American history, culture, values and outlook.

The flip side is that an American civilization cannot survive if our country simply becomes a cross section of the rest of the world. The average outlook of the average citizen in the world is simply incompatible with American civilization.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 19, 2019 06:28 PM (jlX7q)

66 Of course they did you can't have those scary Christians giving their opinions now can you? The sooner goggle goes bankrupt the better

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at March 19, 2019 06:28 PM (h41Z5)

67 I thought there were a few SC decisions about shopping malls that established that commercial space could become "public" space and require 1st amendment protections.

IANAL, but I recall this from the 70s, 80s and it was a big deal. No one I have read mentions that in regards to these new media....

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 19, 2019 06:28 PM (LWu6U)

68 I'm starting to think you guys are not cynical enough.

Posted by: fleaked at March 19, 2019 06:29 PM (UdKB7)

69 63 All being done to shut down Conservatives before the election...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 06:27 PM (O2RFr)

Of course. They're continuing Lois Lerner's work by different means.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 06:29 PM (NWiLs)

70 Is anyone else sick of political repression hiding behind the word "safety"?
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Why, we don't know what you mean?

Posted by: French Committee on Public Safety--and Chopping Heads at March 19, 2019 06:29 PM (vDqXW)

71 Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.

Somebody is insane and it's not me.
Posted by: fleaked at March 19, 2019 06:27 PM (UdKB7)

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Their cheese has slid all the way off their cracker if they believe this to be in any way Constitutional.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 06:30 PM (ffYR/)

72 "Also, I checked the sidebar item "Katrina Pierson Offers a Nice Rebuttal to Meghan McCain's Nonsense"

Also check out the losing sacks of never-trumpers complaining about her tweet in that thread - talk about the last hold outs at the Bridge of Cuckomogen! Give it up...sheesh.

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 06:30 PM (32YRo)

73 Also, guys - look into the Joint Threat Research Intelligence Group. It's GCHQ, but they work hand in glove with NSA and companies like Google, FB, etc. on a broad range of internet surveillance, sabotage, and disinformation ops.

They L-O-V-E comments sections, btw.

Bob from the NSA is real, he is here, and he has you on a list.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 06:30 PM (AzW6q)

74 58 Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.


Somebody is insane and it's not me.
Posted by: fleaked at March 19, 2019 06:27 PM (UdKB7)

What? Why?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 06:30 PM (NWiLs)

75 I watched Michael Brown's video yesterday. His position is straight-up New Testament Christianity--there's no hatred or rancor toward homosexuals in the least.

I wish these homo activists would at least be honest enough to admit that what they object to is the New Testament, not "homophobia" or hatred from Christians.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 19, 2019 06:31 PM (hjaPQ)

76 'Their cheese has slid all the way off their cracker if they believe this to be in any way Constitutional.'

Is there going to be a hotline?

Posted by: fleaked at March 19, 2019 06:31 PM (UdKB7)

77 It is abhorrent to me that the left has chosen to "otherize" a large swath of the American people who believe that marriage is a sacred compact between a man and a woman to placate what amounts to less than 3% of the population.

Posted by: Old Blue at March 19, 2019 06:31 PM (gEvQ8)

78 Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.

Somebody is insane and it's not me.
Posted by: fleaked at March 19, 2019 06:27 PM (UdKB7)

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911 lines would break down in about 20 minutes

Posted by: josephistan at March 19, 2019 06:31 PM (Izzlo)

79 So, is freedom of speech no longer a right in America?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2019 06:31 PM (IDhUW)

80

Does anyone use duckduckgo?

All the time now. And I put the uMatrix add-on on this browser at the recommendation of a fellow Moron. I didn't know how intently Goolag and Amazon were stalking me until I did.

I'd like to find a nice affordable VPN service. Any by "affordable" I mean dirt fucking cheap because I'm flat broke. Free would be even better, but I know that's not happening.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 19, 2019 06:31 PM (HaL55)

81 69 63 All being done to shut down Conservatives before the election...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 06:27 PM (O2RFr)

Of course. They're continuing Lois Lerner's work by different means.

And I see CAIR is trying to get the advertisers for Tucker and Judge Jeanine to leave those shows because they are Islamophobic... Tucker?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 06:31 PM (O2RFr)

82 It's all coordinated for The Greater Good!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 19, 2019 06:31 PM (QLvwG)

83 Online censorship discussions explained in a simple diagram:

https://tinyurl.com/y3z62n7m

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2019 06:31 PM (W+vEI)

84 Christian traditional American values ... UNSAFE (at any speed)

Marxist anti-American , perversions unlimited, sexualization of children, anti-White hate ... SAFE and well funded


Posted by: illiniwek at March 19, 2019 06:32 PM (Cus5s)

85 Censorship is a MACRO aggression whose purpose is to protect micro-intellects

Posted by: Markon at March 19, 2019 06:32 PM (/3Msk)

86 64 Google. Is this the same Google that refuses to do work for DARPA or any other U.S. Military while at the same time is busy doing Red China's bidding?
Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2019 06:28 PM (ePWRo)

Whoa? There is more than one Google?


Get me legal, NOW!


Oh, wait, that IS us.


Posted by: Sundar Pichai at March 19, 2019 06:32 PM (sy5kK)

87 58 Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.



dammit, we recently lost our lesbian sheriff here in Dallas.

Posted by: x at March 19, 2019 06:32 PM (nFwvY)

88 76 'Their cheese has slid all the way off their cracker if they believe this to be in any way Constitutional.'

Is there going to be a hotline?


two dollars a minute

Posted by: Anachronda at March 19, 2019 06:32 PM (sGtp+)

89 63 All being done to shut down Conservatives before the election...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 06:27 PM (O2RFr)
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Not working out too well for them is it?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2019 06:32 PM (ePWRo)

90 @79
"So, is freedom of speech no longer a right in America?"

It exists as a qualified penumbra of an emanation in the Living Constitution --at least until a 19 Justice majority the Enhanced Supreme Court says so under the next Democratic administration.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 19, 2019 06:33 PM (jlX7q)

91 Not working out too well for them is it?

It's not for the lack of trying

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 06:33 PM (O2RFr)

92 "What? Why?"

They are mad about the "forced pregnancy bill".

Posted by: fleaked at March 19, 2019 06:33 PM (UdKB7)

93 What a bunch of weenies. if you're gay and legally married, and not a church attender what do you care what some Christians think about gay marriage? If you are gay, you can find plenty of progressive Christian denominations where you can get married, and while there may be Christians who want to change back the laws on legal gay marriage I don't know any, and even if they wanted to it's not going to happen.

Posted by: Iloveboobies at March 19, 2019 06:33 PM (AllCR)

94 Wonder how performance reviews go with such emotionally fragile people.

Geez grow up you nancy-bois.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2019 06:33 PM (OoOd6)

95 Since these social media weren't around when the "Have Your Cake and Eat It Too" act made some Internet providers able to censor speech yet not be held responsible for speech on their "platforms" I wonder if there is enough leeway in the act to jigger the definitions so they can either be considered "publishers" or "common carriers" with all the rights and responsibilities that those things have.

Posted by: geoffb at March 19, 2019 06:34 PM (zOpu5)

96 All being done to shut down Conservatives before the election...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 06:27 PM (O2RFr)


Look what they're doing in a panic for votes.

1 - let all illegals in, allow them to vote
2 - change the electoral college to count all votes
3 - proposing lower the voting age to 16
4 - fraudulent voting

They are going to go all out. They see their future dwindling fast.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 19, 2019 06:34 PM (vEIlU)

97 Whoopsl Silly sock off

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2019 06:34 PM (AllCR)

98 Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have begun menopause.


FIFY

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 06:34 PM (sy5kK)

99 Bob from the NSA is real, he is here, and he has you on a list.
-----
Hey Bob!

If I'm not on a list, I'm doing something wrong.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2019 06:34 PM (IDhUW)

100
What a gaggle of lying, spineless, holsters of cock.

Break them up - break them up with extreme prejudice.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2019 06:34 PM (pNxlR)

101 So, is freedom of speech no longer a right in America?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Apparently freedom to go blind is out now in Georgia, too...Godless world, man

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 06:34 PM (32YRo)

102 So whats the end game?

Cristians marginalized, yet these are no threats to XYZ.

Who threatens gays in the real world? Muslims do. Cartels do. Commies do. Socialists do. Gonna suck to be gay when the commies take over.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2019 06:35 PM (u82oZ)

103 We ask them to not kill infants at the point of birth and their response is to have us report our ejaculations? Are they really trying to make some kind insane of comparison?

Posted by: Max Power at March 19, 2019 06:35 PM (q177U)

104 Can I use a different search engine on my Android phone? Does it have to be Chrome?

I use a DuckDuckGo app that then loads into Brave browser.

The first thing I do with a new phone is delete the Chrome spyware.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 06:35 PM (oVJmc)

105 Psychic Cheese?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 19, 2019 06:35 PM (oudRS)

106 82 It's all coordinated for The Greater Good!
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 19, 2019 06:31 PM (QLvwG)

OH SHUT IT!

Posted by: Sgt. Nicholas Angel at March 19, 2019 06:36 PM (NWiLs)

107 Are they really trying to make some kind insane of comparison?

Yes

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 06:36 PM (O2RFr)

108 They have to report their emissions but I don't think there is a fine or anything,

Posted by: fleaked at March 19, 2019 06:36 PM (UdKB7)

109 Hi Bob, say hello to the wife and kids for us.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2019 06:36 PM (ePWRo)

110 "I use a DuckDuckGo app that then loads into Brave browser."

No one knows what happens when you cross the streams...just saying.

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 06:36 PM (32YRo)

111 Eventually they are gonna go too far

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 06:37 PM (O2RFr)

112 and while there may be Christians who want to change back the laws on legal gay marriage I don't know any, and even if they wanted to it's not going to happen.
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I think Obergefell was wrongly decided and should be overturned.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 19, 2019 06:37 PM (hjaPQ)

113 I'm in a coffee shop. Every woman that has walked past me has a better ass than Brie Larson.
Visual survey only.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 19, 2019 06:37 PM (eAMlh)

114 Has Brian Stetler weighed in yet on this important subject? This seems a bit of a mash-up, and Mr. Stetler can be depended upon to help us no make a hash of The Official Opinion we should hold.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2019 06:37 PM (k2zJW)

115 58 Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.

===

I'll believe that's the end result but I gotta know, what is the actual law supposed to be?

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at March 19, 2019 06:38 PM (BD/yx)

116 >> Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.


No reporting required as long as it is a direct deposit to one of the five.

Posted by: Aviator at March 19, 2019 06:38 PM (2cuLk)

117 Look what they're doing in a panic for votes.



1 - let all illegals in, allow them to vote

2 - change the electoral college to count all votes

3 - proposing lower the voting age to 16

4 - fraudulent voting



They are going to go all out. They see their future dwindling fast.


And requiring Pres candidates to disclose 5 years of tax returns to get on state ballot. Blatantly unconstitutional, but why do they care?

They're prepared to go full commie, and that means eliminating all opposition and ensuring their perpetual, total dominance, regardless of the cost.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 06:38 PM (oVJmc)

118 I don't get it. What is the purpose of wanting men to report their ejaculations? It's obviously intended as some response to conservatives but for what reason?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2019 06:38 PM (AllCR)

119 It seems to me that this advertisement is not "disparaging people for who they are" at all. It's just pointing out what is sinful behavior.

If a pastor preaches on the story of David and Bathsheba, is he disparaging heteros?!?

Eh. Doesn't matter. We're getting to the point where preaching against ANY deadly sin could make someone feel "unsafe" and therefore would be forbidden.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 19, 2019 06:38 PM (Rxduq)

120 Can I use a different search engine on my Android phone? Does it have to be Chrome?

--

I use Duck Duck Go's app on my Android for searches.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 19, 2019 06:38 PM (JoUsr)

121 111 Eventually they are gonna go too far
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 06:37 PM (O2RFr)


I've thought that for the last 25 years. The people we elected both allowed and enabled it to happen.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 19, 2019 06:39 PM (TdMsT)

122
Is anyone else sick of political repression hiding behind the word "safety"?

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2019 06:39 PM (aKsyK)

123 Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 19, 2019 06:37 PM (hjaPQ)

Well, o.k. but it's not going to be.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2019 06:39 PM (AllCR)

124 I'm in a coffee shop. Every woman that has walked past me has a better ass than Brie Larson.
Visual survey only.

Posted by: Northern Lurker

Instapundit - "Analysis, true..."

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 06:39 PM (32YRo)

125 113 I'm in a coffee shop. Every woman that has walked past me has a better ass than Brie Larson.
Visual survey only.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 19, 2019 06:37 PM (eAMlh)

Keep working.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 06:39 PM (sy5kK)

126 It's obviously intended as some response to conservatives but for what reason?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2019 06:38 PM (AllCR)

Reproductive "Health" (killing babies)

Posted by: Max Power at March 19, 2019 06:40 PM (q177U)

127 This a story about the GA "Testicular Bill of Rights" legislation these 5 insane shrews in the GA Congress have submitted.

https://tinyurl.com/yxtqrfa6

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 06:40 PM (ffYR/)

128 Visual survey only.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 19, 2019 06:37 PM


This is important research. You must take it to the next level.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2019 06:40 PM (k2zJW)

129 Just heard on WBAP radio. (not sure if they have a link yet)

Posted by: Jarvis Deplorable at March 19, 2019 06:19 PM (aI4xH)

What's your general location?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 06:40 PM (MaEME)

130 " It's obviously intended as some response to conservatives but for what reason"

It's an epidemic.

Posted by: a hand baby at March 19, 2019 06:40 PM (UdKB7)

131 Worth remembering the "Committee of Public Safety" during France's Reign of Terror.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 19, 2019 06:41 PM (H8QX8)

132
"I cannot see how this can be allowed when the specific idea of LGBT videos is to allow the creators to feel free to share their content and be comfortable..."
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And, as we all know, being 'comfortable' is what the 1st Amendment is all about.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2019 06:41 PM (CDGwz)

133 you can't win with feminists. Althouse loses her shit when you say you nutted and these Georgia manjaws want to jail you if you don't.

Posted by: x at March 19, 2019 06:41 PM (nFwvY)

134 87 58 Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.
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I hate to say this but the only correct response is F*ck off.

It seems to be the only reasonable response to many laws these days.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2019 06:41 PM (IDhUW)

135
Any bets as to whether Google's in-country workforce here is majority not U.S.-born?

Any question as to whether standards being enforced are largely globalist in origin?

Any wondering as to who appointed these overlords as our keepers? I do not recall there being a vote.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2019 06:41 PM (pNxlR)

136 I'm in a coffee shop. Every woman that has walked past me has a better ass than Brie Larson.

--

That sidebar link says that flat butt picture is p'shopped.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 19, 2019 06:41 PM (JoUsr)

137 I checked the sidebar item "Katrina Pierson Offers a Nice Rebuttal to Meghan McCain's Nonsense"

Also check out the losing sacks of never-trumpers complaining about her tweet in that thread - talk about the last hold outs at the Bridge of Cuckomogen! Give it up...sheesh.
Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 06:30 PM (32YRo)

I did, and when I didn't see a single one defending it, or pointing out McVain's actual record, I had to flip back up and that's when I saw who tweeted it, and went in search of the sources and came up empty.

I DID see tons of people pointing out to the spawn on her page the myriad of things he had done tho. So, she's not censoring that stuff, but her fanboi seems to be.

Posted by: Jarvis Deplorable at March 19, 2019 06:41 PM (aI4xH)

138 They want to turn EVERYTHING into a flashpoint battleground.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 19, 2019 06:41 PM (pgXNG)

139 I talked to a woman in my church who feels gays are born that way and should be allowed to be married by the state. I didn't ask her about gay marriage in the church and she didn't volunteer that info. When I told her about the lesbian Mayor-was it of Houston (?) who wanted pastors to submit their sermons to make sure they weren't homophobic she was appalled.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2019 06:42 PM (AllCR)

140 Hey Northern, is that coffee shop the opposite of the Seinfeld big boob coffee shop? Big Ass Coffee?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 19, 2019 06:42 PM (oudRS)

141 It seems to me that this advertisement is not "disparaging people for
who they are" at all. It's just pointing out what is sinful behavior.


But to the Left, your deviance is your identity.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 06:42 PM (oVJmc)

142 The GA bill is a super duper clever womYns rights educational thing to show how absurd anti abortion people are. Seriously. Cuz killing newborn babies is like killing all those sperm.

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 19, 2019 06:42 PM (Bknf5)

143 118 I don't get it. What is the purpose of wanting men to report their ejaculations? It's obviously intended as some response to conservatives but for what reason?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2019 06:38 PM (AllCR)

---

I was hoping this was a joke...

But yeah, what would be the reason for this?

And what sheriff would even abide by this?

Posted by: SMH at March 19, 2019 06:42 PM (RU4sa)

144 132
"I cannot see how this can be allowed when the specific idea of LGBT videos is to allow the creators to feel free to share their content and be comfortable..."
-----

And, as we all know, being 'comfortable' is what the 1st Amendment is all about.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2019 06:41 PM (CDGwz)
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Actually I can see this working.... We just need to bring in, who was that the Illinois Governor?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2019 06:42 PM (IDhUW)

145 >>That sidebar link says that flat butt picture is p'shopped.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun

You mean they plumped it up!?

Posted by: Aviator at March 19, 2019 06:43 PM (2cuLk)

146 132
"I cannot see how this can be allowed when the specific idea of LGBT videos is to allow the creators to feel free to share their content and be comfortable..."
-----

And, as we all know, being 'comfortable' is what the 1st Amendment is all about.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2019 06:41 PM (CDGwz)

"Comfortable" is what they do to newly born babies in Virginia and New York, before they kill them.


That is from the Virginia governor, a doctor, not me.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 06:43 PM (sy5kK)

147 >>>Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.

oh come now

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 19, 2019 06:43 PM (4hfnr)

148 Can I report me an ejaculation in here?

Posted by: John Kerry at March 19, 2019 06:43 PM (hjaPQ)

149 128 Visual survey only.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 19, 2019 06:37 PM

This is important research. You must take it to the next level.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2019 06:40 PM (k2zJW)

Indeed. The quarter test is next.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 06:43 PM (NWiLs)

150 Does anyone use duckduckgo?

Yandex because I like the strange result set.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 19, 2019 06:43 PM (lD3vL)

151 That sidebar link says that flat butt picture is p'shopped.

I think they're being deliberately deceptive and really mean that it's 'photoshopped' in including the Spiderman photo. They want you to THINK her ass is 'shopped, but I don't think it is.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 06:44 PM (oVJmc)

152 That sidebar link says that flat butt picture is p'shopped.

Posted by: Lady in Black

To be plumper? Wut? Real photo must be the black hole of ass with the event horizon is her thigh bones...

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 06:44 PM (32YRo)

153 Yes, I am tired of free speech being suppressed for "safety."

IIRC, the whole idea of words/ideas making one feel "unsafe" comes from college campuses, because saying your safety is at risks gets the administrators involved per Title IX. Which goes to show you how the crap that is happening on college campuses *directly* effects all of us.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2019 06:44 PM (W+vEI)

154 >> I don't get it. What is the purpose of wanting men to report their ejaculations?

Response to abortion restrictions. The analogy doesn't hole, but their idea is to "regulate mens' bodies" as they think abortion laws regulate women's.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 19, 2019 06:44 PM (f1Vqw)

155 "Does this outfit make my *ss look flat?"

Posted by: Said no woman ever except Brie at March 19, 2019 06:44 PM (k2zJW)

156 Lacking wisdom, progressive sociopaths have trouble making meaningful moral comparisons.

Posted by: Max Power at March 19, 2019 06:44 PM (q177U)

157 142 The GA bill is a super duper clever womYns rights educational thing to show how absurd anti abortion people are. Seriously. Cuz killing newborn babies is like killing all those sperm.
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Coming from the party of science....no wonder they are so confused.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2019 06:45 PM (IDhUW)

158 >>>118 I don't get it. What is the purpose of wanting men to report their ejaculations? It's obviously intended as some response to conservatives but for what reason?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2019 06:38 PM (AllCR)
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Children will always push to test the limits adults will allow them.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2019 06:45 PM (ePWRo)

159
If a pastor preaches on the story of David and Bathsheba, is he disparaging heteros?!?
--------

Or adulteros?

Those engaging in adulterous behavior might feel really 'uncomfortable' hearing that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2019 06:45 PM (xSo9G)

160 Breaking news:
An**lingus -- the gay, Irish airline -- has suspended all Boeing 737 Max flights. "No one wants to go down on an An**lingus flight," spokesman Barry Fitzgerald said.


Posted by: andycanuck at March 19, 2019 06:26 PM (Dh1wo)

Way back when Trivial Pursuit was a thing, we were playing one night in the frat house, with the usual accessories to go along. One gal was playing along with a few guys and some onlookers.

Question comes up: what's the official airline of Ireland? Answer: Air Lingus.

Us guys start giggling a little, and the gal has no idea why. This just makes us giggle more, and we don't tell her.

Next question, swear to God: what's the strongest muscle in the body? Answer: the tongue.

Well that really set us off. And the gal just keeps saying "what, what, what" until we finally compose ourselves enough to tell her.

Hey, it was cheap entertainment.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 06:46 PM (MaEME)

161 I talked to a woman in my church who feels gays are born that way and should be allowed to be married by the state. I didn't ask her about gay marriage in the church and she didn't volunteer that info. When I told her about the lesbian Mayor-was it of Houston (?) who wanted pastors to submit their sermons to make sure they weren't homophobic she was appalled.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2019 06:42 PM (AllCR)

------------------------------

If people are born gay, they are also born hetero. Yet, it is considered horrific to try and turn a gay person straight, while it is seen as almost virtuous turning hetero born people gay. How do they square that circle?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 06:46 PM (ffYR/)

162 I'm really hating these Interesting Times. Except for the Magnificent God Emperor Scalp Weasel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 06:46 PM (ptqGC)

163 The control of information is like the command of the skies during a war -- a nigh decisive advantage -- and the corporate pets of Conservative, Inc. are almost giddy about it being put safely into their leftist allies' hands.

This didn't start with Gurgle. This war was being surrendered by VIchy GOP assholes long before Gurgle ever even thought about banning ads from videos. These Vichy GOP traitors were more than happy to pretend that perversion is the cool, new thing and that people who promote and push perversion on little kids (and the rest of us) are just fine folks ...

Gurgle is relatively late to this fight. They're just sweeping up the floor after the Vichy GOP already made sure that the conservative view was beaten to a pulp.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2019 06:46 PM (YJn4J)

164 127 This a story about the GA "Testicular Bill of Rights" legislation these 5 insane shrews in the GA Congress have submitted.

https://tinyurl.com/yxtqrfa6
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 06:40 PM (ffYR/)

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I'm laughing like a loon right now.

It beats crying.

I can't WAIT to show this to Ex-ex when he gets home.

Posted by: SMH at March 19, 2019 06:47 PM (RU4sa)

165 Been listening to Scott Adams a bit, pointed out today no one seems to be able to produce, and big rewards are no doubt to be had, any new video of Notorious RBG.

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2019 06:47 PM (BbGew)

166 147 >>>Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.

oh come now
Posted by: trapper's girl at March 19, 2019 06:43 PM (4hfnr)

Could get sticky in a hurry.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 06:47 PM (NWiLs)

167 Lacking wisdom, progressive sociopaths have trouble making meaningful moral comparisons.
Posted by: Max Power
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Their morality is, inevitably, a 'personal morality'. Undefined, and highly malleable.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2019 06:47 PM (xSo9G)

168 142 The GA bill is a super duper clever womYns rights educational thing to show how absurd anti abortion people are. Seriously. Cuz killing newborn babies is like killing all those sperm.

What a stupid time to be alive.




Then why go after middle aged men? Fifteen year old boys are killing "babies" by the millions every day. In the bathroom or their bedroom, usually.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 06:48 PM (sy5kK)

169 The sheriff???

Heck, I'm telling *everybody*!

#JustThePunchline

Posted by: ibguy at March 19, 2019 06:48 PM (EHVbt)

170 I know for a fact that the sheriff in a south GA county would NOT appreciate this.

Posted by: SMH at March 19, 2019 06:48 PM (RU4sa)

171 Hardest hit: Teenage boys everywhere

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2019 06:48 PM (xSo9G)

172 Posted by: Jarvis Deplorable at March 19, 2019 06:19 PM (aI4xH)

What's your general location?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy

North Texas, why?

Posted by: Jarvis Deplorable at March 19, 2019 06:48 PM (aI4xH)

173 So basically, these dumb bitches from Georgia saw Legally Blonde and thought, "that girl is smart, let's make it a law."

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 19, 2019 06:48 PM (TN1P5)

174 Huh. Bathsheba. One of the Butt sisters. You know, Bertha Butt, Betty Butt and Baaathshebaa Butt! Yowza!

Posted by: Old Blue at March 19, 2019 06:48 PM (gEvQ8)

175 I fall on my knees and thank G-d every day that Stacey Abrams isn't my governor. My husband got to shake Brian Kemp's hand during the St. Patrick's Day parade here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 06:49 PM (ptqGC)

176
Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.


So just compile a list of profiles and contact numbers of every female sheriff in Ga and let the free and legally mandated phone sex begin

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 19, 2019 06:49 PM (TAmPV)

177 I've been using DDG for several years. Honestly, it's not so good a search engine as google, but fuck that. If I absolutely have to, I'll use Bing.

But I frankly haven't found a decent alternative to You Tube. I've tried some, but there's little there I want. I'll be happy to adopt another, though.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 19, 2019 06:49 PM (VaN/j)

178
Well that really set us off. And the gal just keeps saying "what, what, what" until we finally compose ourselves enough to tell her.

Hey, it was cheap entertainment.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 06:46 PM (MaEME)

Yeah, but did she stay?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 06:49 PM (sy5kK)

179 >>Then why go after middle aged men? Fifteen year old boys are killing "babies" by the millions every day. In the bathroom or their bedroom, usually.


They're going after their male colleagues?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2019 06:49 PM (W+vEI)

180 I don't get it. What is the purpose of wanting men to report their ejaculations? It's obviously intended as some response to conservatives but for what reason?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

This the final dreaded stage of "I must rule men" as experienced by every Lesbo Psycho Killer Whore ever elected to public office..

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 06:49 PM (32YRo)

181 Rim shot!

Posted by: Chris M at March 19, 2019 06:49 PM (sQdzH)

182 When's the next GAINZZZ! thread around here? Exciting results to share!

Posted by: Notorious RBG at March 19, 2019 06:50 PM (k2zJW)

183 The GA bill is a super duper clever womYns rights educational thing to
show how absurd anti abortion people are. Seriously. Cuz killing newborn
babies is like killing all those sperm.



What a stupid time to be alive.


They'll be laughed out of the House. Idiots.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 06:50 PM (ptqGC)

184 A good case can be made that Christians should now be married by their churches and forget about government sanctions.

What the government sanctions with a marriage license is no longer marriage.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 19, 2019 06:50 PM (hjaPQ)

185 Women are level-headed, born leaders. And not prone to hot-headed decision making. We handle things cool, calm, and collected. Now, report your ejaculations.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 19, 2019 06:50 PM (JoUsr)

186

I still don't understand the Dane Cook reference to Ben Shapiro.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 19, 2019 06:50 PM (hTMUo)

187

Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill
that would require middle-aged and older men to report their
ejaculations to a county sheriff.



I ABSOLUTELY HATE THIS LAW!

Ok, that's one. Who do I call now?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 19, 2019 06:51 PM (HaL55)

188 Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2019 06:51 PM (IdHU4)

189 Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.

oh come now
Posted by: trapper's girl at March 19, 2019 06:43 PM (4hfnr)

Could get sticky in a hurry.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 06:47 PM (NWiLs)

--------------------------

Ensuring reporting compliance is gonna get messy.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 06:51 PM (ffYR/)

190 >>>Could get sticky in a hurry.

c'mon

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 19, 2019 06:51 PM (4hfnr)

191 Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.

Is the county sheriff hot?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 06:51 PM (MaEME)

192 How do they square that circle?
Posted by: Calm Mentor
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They do not have to. A fellow-traveling press/media, whose job it is point out such contradictions/hypocrisies, doesn't do it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2019 06:51 PM (CDGwz)

193
Women are level-headed, born leaders. And not prone to hot-headed
decision making. We handle things cool, calm, and collected. Now, report
your ejaculations.


Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 19, 2019 06:50 PM (JoUsr)


And turn in your jerk socks!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 06:51 PM (ptqGC)

194 176
Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.


So just compile a list of profiles and contact numbers of every female sheriff in Ga and let the free and legally mandated phone sex begin
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 19, 2019 06:49 PM (TAmPV)

I need...to... oh yeah.... Report an UNGGGH ejaculation! *lights cigarette* Whew...was that good for you?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 06:51 PM (NWiLs)

195 There are many times that I wish Al Gore hadn't invented the internet. We seem to have gone downhill as a civilization since then.

Present company excluded, of course. Well, most of you. Or at least, some of you.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2019 06:51 PM (aXucN)

196 Oh, yes, my prediction is that Vichy will just ignore this. As will most of the #NT Potemkin Conservatives. They just won't praise it, so they can say "See, we're not like the Bulwark." (That, of course, will slobber over Goolag like Don Lemon over Spartacus's dong.)

Posted by: Eeyore at March 19, 2019 06:52 PM (VaN/j)

197 176
Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.


So just compile a list of profiles and contact numbers of every female sheriff in Ga and let the free and legally mandated phone sex begin
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 19, 2019 06:49 PM (TAmPV)
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This is a Quality Moron Response.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2019 06:52 PM (IDhUW)

198 I talked to a woman in my church who feels gays are born that way and should be allowed to be married by the state.

The pastor of that "church" is utterly worthless if such ignorance and contempt for the faith is comfortable there.

Seriously. I left an assembly because the senior pastor, for reasons that are not clear, made reference to Bruce Jenner as Kaitlyn and referred to him as a "her" .

Since that was a recorded message, it would be no problem whatsoever for a couple of perverts to demand and win a lawsuit to be married in that church since the pastor himself would not be able to distinguish between a male and a female and thus have no objection to male-on-make "marriage".

Furthermore, if a pastor is so ignorant and worthless to not declare that Marriage was instituted by God, is His domain, His definition and His model of Christ and the Church, and not proclaim the transcendence of that institution beyond the vanity of some deviant miseotheists, maybe he should find another job far away from teaching the Gospel.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 19, 2019 06:52 PM (lD3vL)

199 Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.

You used to get arrested for doing something like that. .... back in the good ol' days ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2019 06:52 PM (YJn4J)

200

Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.




Ah, the real Handmaid's Tale.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 19, 2019 06:52 PM (hTMUo)

201 I think it would be cool if PDT dropped a tweet expressing his bottomless gratitude to the Lord for giving us a fine American jurist like RBG, and how much he hopes she'll be found alive and well, as she simply hasn't been seen in months.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 06:52 PM (wb9Nt)

202 Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood.

/m. python

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 19, 2019 06:53 PM (9ScvN)

203 I love how they keep drawing the lines with such definition. Removes any doubt.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2019 06:53 PM (1+CaC)

204 A good case can be made that Christians should now be married by their churches and forget about government sanctions.
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Well, except that the Episcopalians, and Presbyterians(USA), et al, are on board with ghey 'marriage'. Oh, wait...I see you meant practicing Christians. Never mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2019 06:54 PM (CDGwz)

205 Look what they're doing in a panic for votes.

1 - let all illegals in, allow them to vote
2 - change the electoral college to count all votes
3 - proposing lower the voting age to 16
4 - fraudulent voting

They are going to go all out. They see their future dwindling fast.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 19, 2019 06:34 PM (vEIlU)

Au contraire, ma'am. They think they're on the verge of pulling it off.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 06:54 PM (MaEME)

206 I was reading the Sidebar about the Chinese and their blunt commentary about "White-Left" and "Middle-Age Housewives" as heroes.

It cracks me up because Owen Benjamin did a "bit" on a Livestream about sarcastic Jews and blunt Chinese not exactly seeing eye-to-eye.

Jew: I really appreciate you being four hours late in cleaning my suit.

Chinaman: Why you happy. Work not done on time. You foolish.

Jew: At least I know your Customer Service is top notch.

Chinaman: How you mean? We give you discount because we behind for late work.

Jew: I'm just happy that I could miss my flight for a ten-dollar discount.

Chinaman: You make no sense. You crazy person.

Jew: I'm trying to have a sense of humor about this whole ordeal.

Chinaman: That not funny. You know what funny? Fat girl fall down stairs because she fat.

Jew: Well, you're a ray of sunshine.

Chinaman: I no ray of sunshine. I angry at people work for me and man with business.

Jew: I'll be sure to come back tomorrow.

Chinaman: You no come back tomorrow. You make no sense. Leave store now!

Jew byeeee.

Chinaman: Fuck off.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast at March 19, 2019 06:54 PM (Ckg4U)

207 184 A good case can be made that Christians should now be married by their churches and forget about government sanctions.
-----
This has been my thought for some time now.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2019 06:54 PM (IDhUW)

208 But since logic is a forbidden art in this country, I'll support your stupid "sperm is babies" bill when you pass a law letting me claim them as dependants and qualify for welfare

Why must so many women put so much effort into proving the 19th Amendment was a horrible idea?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 19, 2019 06:54 PM (TN1P5)

209 I suppose I'm officially old now. I was just thinking how nice and warm and comfy this pair of wool socks is.

Posted by: Weasel at March 19, 2019 06:54 PM (MVjcR)

210 Woot! Wildly OT. Scored 20 lbs of boneless, skinless chicken breasts for $1.99/lb.
Trimmed and vacuum packed and in freezer!
Kroger has an insane sale on chicken right now.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 06:54 PM (21UM+)

211 Ensuring reporting compliance is gonna get messy.

Posted by: Calm Mentor

Just think of the title of the inspector...All hail the Chief Inspector for the Director of the Supreme Counsel for Spermatic Expression!

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 06:54 PM (32YRo)

212 186

I still don't understand the Dane Cook reference to Ben Shapiro.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 19, 2019 06:50 PM (hTMUo)

I guess when Dane was new he was really hot and popular, but then as time wore on his shtick wore on people? Same as?

Posted by: Jarvis Deplorable at March 19, 2019 06:55 PM (aI4xH)

213 36 7 Does anyone use duckduckgo?
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 19, 2019 06:17 PM (4e+hS)

yes.

also started using Brave.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 06:22 PM (sy5kK)
___

How is Brave now? I tried it a year or two ago, and it was very buggy. Took forever to bookmark.

I do use Sea Monkey, also, but only for bridge.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 19, 2019 06:55 PM (VaN/j)

214 So whats the end game?

Cristians marginalized, yet these are no threats to XYZ.

Who threatens gays in the real world? Muslims do. Cartels do. Commies do. Socialists do. Gonna suck to be gay when the commies take over.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2019 06:35 PM (u82oZ)

The end game is to kill all Christians. Period. End of story.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 06:55 PM (MaEME)

215 203 I love how they keep drawing the lines with such definition. Removes any doubt.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2019 06:53 PM (1+CaC)



When coffee comes up through the nose, is it still called a chuckle? Or a mess?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 06:55 PM (sy5kK)

216
Look what they're doing in a panic for votes.

1 - let all illegals in, allow them to vote

2 - change the electoral college to count all votes

3 - proposing lower the voting age to 16

4 - fraudulent voting

They are going to go all out. They see their future dwindling fast.



Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 19, 2019 06:34 PM (vEIlU)




That's pretty much Stacey Abrams' platform. That gap-toothed commie is either going to go after David Perdue's seat or go all in and run for preezy. Because Failure Theater is a feature, not a bug, to the Dems.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 06:56 PM (ptqGC)

217 I suppose I'm officially old now. I was just thinking how nice and warm and comfy this pair of wool socks is.
Posted by: Weasel at March 19, 2019 06:54 PM (MVjcR)
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Welcome to my world.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2019 06:56 PM (aXucN)

218 I'm assuming Congress is drafting legislation right now to condemn anti-Christianity, which will pass with the majority votes from both parties.
Nah, just fucking with ya.

Posted by: literally serious at March 19, 2019 06:56 PM (tRLIC)

219 A good case can be made that Christians should now be married by their churches and forget about government sanctions.

I don't think pastors should sign governmental marriage certificates, but I've done it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2019 06:56 PM (AllCR)

220
What is the purpose of wanting men to report their ejaculations?

Reporting for duty!

Posted by: John Kerry at March 19, 2019 06:56 PM (aKsyK)

221 Obviously your objection to showing fisting pron to toddlers demeans biters of pillow and must be suppressed.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 19, 2019 06:57 PM (jlX7q)

222 everyone should love wool sox

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 19, 2019 06:57 PM (4hfnr)

223 >>>Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 19, 2019 06:34 PM (vEIlU)

Au contraire, ma'am. They think they're on the verge of pulling it off.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 06:54 PM (MaEME)
----------------------------


Ain't that a hoot?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2019 06:57 PM (ePWRo)

224 How is Brave now? I tried it a year or two ago, and it was very buggy. Took forever to bookmark.

I do use Sea Monkey, also, but only for bridge.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 19, 2019 06:55 PM (VaN/j)


I'm using Brave, now. I haven't had any problems with it. Works fine.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2019 06:57 PM (YJn4J)

225
Woot! Wildly OT. Scored 20 lbs of boneless, skinless chicken breasts for $1.99/lb.

Trimmed and vacuum packed and in freezer!

Kroger has an insane sale on chicken right now.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 06:54 PM (21UM+)


My Kroger is selling alligator meat. Seriously. It tastes like chicken, and is twice as expensive.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 06:57 PM (ptqGC)

226 I do use Sea Monkey, also, but only for bridge.

Posted by: Eeyore

Those are not real - I think they're just worm shit in water - just saying...

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 06:57 PM (32YRo)

227 Remember when that crazy Iranian broad killed a couple people at youtube because she was demonetized? Good times.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 19, 2019 06:57 PM (6/uwW)

228 VP Dipshit

Sounds like this guy should be promoted to nightshift janitor.

Posted by: Fritz at March 19, 2019 06:57 PM (LuPts)

229 And turn in your jerk socks!

Posted by: Jane D'oh

You can have it when you pry it from my warm right hand!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 19, 2019 06:57 PM (LOq4H)

230 217 I suppose I'm officially old now. I was just thinking how nice and warm and comfy this pair of wool socks is.
Posted by: Weasel at March 19, 2019 06:54 PM (MVjcR)
-----------

Welcome to my world.
Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2019 06:56 PM (aXucN)
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Think I'll drag the rocking chair out onto the porch and yell at cars.

Posted by: Weasel at March 19, 2019 06:57 PM (MVjcR)

231 The end game is to kill all Christians. Period. End of story.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 06:55 PM (MaEME)

-----

Eh, it's to drive all religion underground in favor of Statist atheism.

They still need us to be yoked to State and to perform labor for it, after all.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 06:58 PM (wb9Nt)

232 Checked out a site where a family member is considering getting married. The yelp had a rating of one star. I read the reviews as it looked lovely on the website - the reviews all trashed it for not being welcoming to lgbtq. I feel a micro aggression to this e people for trying to destroy a business.

Posted by: Jh at March 19, 2019 06:58 PM (ny1NG)

233 Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.


So just compile a list of profiles and contact numbers of every female sheriff in Ga and let the free and legally mandated phone sex begin
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic


Walk in to her office, jack it onto the middle of her desk and say, "there's one!"

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 06:58 PM (21UM+)

234 Weasel, let me introduce you to buffalo wool, You'll shuck wool in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2019 06:58 PM (1+CaC)

235 233 Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.


So just compile a list of profiles and contact numbers of every female sheriff in Ga and let the free and legally mandated phone sex begin
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic


Walk in to her office, jack it onto the middle of her desk and say, "there's one!"
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 06:58 PM (21UM+)

Is there ANYTHING that isn't about Revenge and Daddy Hate anymore?

Posted by: Hikaru at March 19, 2019 06:59 PM (pgXNG)

236 Think I'll drag the rocking chair out onto the porch and yell at cars.
Posted by: Weasel at March 19, 2019 06:57 PM (MVjcR)
---------------

There are 4 rocking chairs on my porch but I'm too cold to go out and sit in them.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2019 06:59 PM (aXucN)

237 That's pretty much Stacey Abrams' platform. That gap-toothed commie is either going to go after David Perdue's seat or go all in and run for preezy. Because Failure Theater is a feature, not a bug, to the Dems.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 06:56 PM (ptqGC)

---------------------------

I saw mention today that she is on the short list to run as Slow Joe's VP candidate. There. Is. Not. Enough. Popcorn.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 06:59 PM (ffYR/)

238
234 Weasel, let me introduce you to buffalo wool, You'll shuck wool in a heartbeat.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2019 06:58 PM (1+CaC)
-----
I've heard it's nice. These are merino wool I think.

Posted by: Weasel at March 19, 2019 06:59 PM (MVjcR)

239 Loving wool socks is a sign of wisdom, not age.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2019 06:59 PM (IDhUW)

240 213 36 7 Does anyone use duckduckgo?
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 19, 2019 06:17 PM (4e+hS)

yes.

also started using Brave.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 06:22 PM (sy5kK)
___

How is Brave now? I tried it a year or two ago, and it was very buggy. Took forever to bookmark.

I do use Sea Monkey, also, but only for bridge.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 19, 2019 06:55 PM (VaN/j)

Brave has been solid for me. It blocks the ads. However, I cannot play a Twitter video, I think the same code blocks the video as the ad.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 07:00 PM (sy5kK)

241 I got Insom his first pair of wool socks for his trip here.

He liked them.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2019 07:00 PM (d7Ww2)

242 ...Jew byeeee.

Chinaman: Fuck off.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast

I watched that too lol..

I'll have to admit tho, it's nice he went back to shorter rants, I mean vlogs lol. Those 3-4 hr ones really started to wear on me. And I think him too, even tho he wouldn't admit it.

Posted by: Jarvis Deplorable at March 19, 2019 07:00 PM (aI4xH)

243 Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill
that would require middle-aged and older men to report their
ejaculations to a county sheriff.


How does that work? Like a confessional? Or does the law require recovering the evidence and bringing it in?

And so as to not accidentally fail to report, how does this not turn into a regularly scheduled bukkake down at the sheriff's department?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 19, 2019 07:00 PM (lD3vL)

244
That's pretty much Stacey Abrams' platform. That gap-toothed commie is
either going to go after David Perdue's seat or go all in and run for
preezy. Because Failure Theater is a feature, not a bug, to the Dems.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 06:56 PM (ptqGC)



---------------------------



I saw mention today that she is on the short list to run as Slow Joe's VP candidate. There. Is. Not. Enough. Popcorn.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 06:59 PM (ffYR/)


I can hear Slow Joe now: "They're gonna put this woman in chainzzzzz!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 07:00 PM (ptqGC)

245 I suppose I'm officially old now. I was just thinking how nice and warm and comfy this pair of wool socks is.
Posted by: Weasel
---------

Well, this is embarrassing, I wear these to sleep in during the winter:

http://tinyurl.com/y6745tjb

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2019 07:00 PM (CDGwz)

246 I still don't understand the Dane Cook reference to Ben Shapiro.

Dane Cook is a talentless hack.
So...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 07:01 PM (oVJmc)

247 My Kroger is selling alligator meat. Seriously. It tastes like chicken, and is twice as expensive.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


Love gator tail.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 07:01 PM (21UM+)

248 Brave has been solid for me. It blocks the ads. However, I cannot play a Twitter video, I think the same code blocks the video as the ad.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 07:00 PM (sy5kK)
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If you click on the timestamp of the Twitter video, it will take you right to it on Twitter and then you can see it.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2019 07:01 PM (aXucN)

249 Posted by: Jarvis Deplorable at March 19, 2019 06:19 PM (aI4xH)

What's your general location?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy

North Texas, why?

Posted by: Jarvis Deplorable at March 19, 2019 06:48 PM (aI4xH)

WBAP.

Same location here.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 07:01 PM (MaEME)

250 I'd like to find a nice affordable VPN service. Any by "affordable" I mean dirt fucking cheap because I'm flat broke. Free would be even better, but I know that's not happening.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 19, 2019 06:31 PM (HaL55)


I've been using Avast's VPN, $2/month. Seems to work fine; no idea about its security.

The Epic browser says it has built-in encryption.

Any thoughts on these from the Horde?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 07:01 PM (6b1dn)

251 Reporting for duty!

Posted by: John Kerry

"Real ejaculations, damn it, not premature spillage at the Dollar Motel Whorehouse in Creeptown, Mass!" - Inspector for the Director of the Supreme Counsel for Spermatic Expressions.

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 07:01 PM (32YRo)

252 >>>He liked them

perfect!

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 19, 2019 07:01 PM (4hfnr)

253 Aer Lingus is Gaelic for Air Line

That is all

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 19, 2019 07:01 PM (7yJyF)

254
How does that work? Like a confessional? Or does the law require recovering the evidence and bringing it in?

Will you be able to Skype in your ejaculation report?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 19, 2019 07:02 PM (TAmPV)

255 Brave has been solid for me. It blocks the ads. However, I cannot play a Twitter video, I think the same code blocks the video as the ad.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 07:00 PM (sy5kK)


I can't play Twatter videos that are embedded on other sites but I click through to the Twatter page, itself, and the videos play fine. That happens on this site even though I stopped blocking ads, here. (I actually click through to those list ads on the left side every now and then to throw ace a bone)

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2019 07:02 PM (YJn4J)

256 Love gator tail.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 07:01 PM (21UM+)


*waits patiently for horde response to this*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 07:02 PM (ptqGC)

257 Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill

that would require middle-aged and older men to report their

ejaculations to a county sheriff.


Totes the same as vivisecting your young.
Dazzle us with your brainginas, womyns.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 07:02 PM (oVJmc)

258 WBAP.

Same location here.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 07:01


Cool!

GO ST/\RS!!

Posted by: Jarvis Deplorable at March 19, 2019 07:02 PM (aI4xH)

259 Yet Google is a platform.

With no editorial purview.

Thanks Congress.

Posted by: golfman at March 19, 2019 07:02 PM (OE84+)

260 Well, this is embarrassing, I wear these to sleep in during the winter:

http://tinyurl.com/y6745tjb
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2019 07:00 PM (CDGwz)
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I WANT.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2019 07:02 PM (aXucN)

261
There are 4 rocking chairs on my porch but I'm too cold to go out and sit in them.
Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2019 06:59 PM (aXucN)
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Oh, right. Cracker Barrel.

Posted by: Weasel at March 19, 2019 07:03 PM (MVjcR)

262 Well that really set us off. And the gal just keeps saying "what, what, what" until we finally compose ourselves enough to tell her.

Hey, it was cheap entertainment.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 06:46 PM (MaEME)

Yeah, but did she stay?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 06:49 PM (sy5kK)

She was embarrassed. Which, given her track record, was kinda surprising.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 07:03 PM (MaEME)

263 230 217 I suppose I'm officially old now. I was just thinking how nice and warm and comfy this pair of wool socks is.
Posted by: Weasel at March 19, 2019 06:54 PM

---------

Welcome to my world.
Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2019 06:56 PM

----------

Think I'll drag the rocking chair out onto the porch and yell at cars.
Posted by: Weasel at March 19, 2019 06:58


TDG Vol. 2 isn't going to produce itself, you know.

Posted by: @JRandomMoron at March 19, 2019 07:03 PM (k2zJW)

264 Aer Lingus is Gaelic for Air Line

That is all

Posted by: Ignoramus

Shep, again, hardest hit...

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 07:03 PM (32YRo)

265 *waits patiently for horde response to this*

Posted by: Jane D'oh


Thought about that as I hit "Post".

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 07:03 PM (21UM+)

266 They're going to start trying to kill us en masse sooner than we think.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 19, 2019 07:03 PM (vcatx)

267 Super douchey. No talent. A shticky routine that never changes. Extremely annoying to all but the college/HS audiences.

If there's a political Dane Cook, it's Ben.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 07:03 PM (wb9Nt)

268

Love gator tail.

There's a little local restaurant I've played at not far from here that makes fantastic gator nuggets. Those in a little habanero sauce and a cold beer and I'm in heaven.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 19, 2019 07:04 PM (HaL55)

269 CNN is all excited that Kamala is at 12% in its recent poll. Shes at 8% in another recent poll.

Biden is still the plurality front runner averaging over 30%, but in a party thats majority Commie / Aggrieved

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 19, 2019 07:04 PM (7yJyF)

270 243 Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill
that would require middle-aged and older men to report their
ejaculations to a county sheriff.


How does that work? Like a confessional? Or does the law require recovering the evidence and bringing it in?

And so as to not accidentally fail to report, how does this not turn into a regularly scheduled bukkake down at the sheriff's department?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 19, 2019 07:00 PM (lD3vL)


Somehow I think they are still working out the logistics.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 07:04 PM (sy5kK)

271 Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2019 06:51 PM (IdHU4)

Lucky Insom.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 07:04 PM (MaEME)

272 Aer Lingus is Gaelic for Air Line

That is all
Posted by: Ignoramus


So. Cunning Lingus is a smart assed line?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 07:05 PM (21UM+)

273 Why would the ejaculation bill refer to middle-aged and older men?
And that bill seems a little transphobic. Can't people who don't ejaculate be men? Why have these haters not considered them?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 19, 2019 07:05 PM (eAMlh)

274
I WANT.
Posted by: bluebell
----------

I like them quite a bit. However, being thick and soft, they are a bit prone to 'pilling'.

Btw, anyone know of a good device/method for 'cleaning' pills off of knitware, sweaters and such?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2019 07:05 PM (CDGwz)

275 *waits patiently for horde response to this*

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Jane, gator is awesome - even the crap served at Popeyes is decent. Fried is best, served with a dipping mayo hot sauce...miss those days

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 07:05 PM (32YRo)

276 Well, this is embarrassing, I wear these to sleep in during the winter:

http://tinyurl.com/y6745tjb
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2019 07:00 PM (CDGwz)
----------

I WANT.
Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2019 07:02 PM (aXucN)
------
A pair of socks at night really helps!

Posted by: Weasel at March 19, 2019 07:05 PM (MVjcR)

277 266 They're going to start trying to kill us en masse sooner than we think.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

I wonder if they're dumb enough to think we won't shoot back.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 19, 2019 07:05 PM (LOq4H)

278 Why would the ejaculation bill refer to middle-aged and older men?
And that bill seems a little transphobic. Can't people who don't ejaculate be men? Why have these haters not considered them?
Posted by: Northern Lurker


They can always jack their lady penis onto the desk.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 07:05 PM (21UM+)

279 They're going to start trying to kill us en masse sooner than we think.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 19, 2019 07:03 PM (vcatx)

They are as chronologically confused and much as they are confident.

Posted by: golfman at March 19, 2019 07:06 PM (OE84+)

280
Will you be able to Skype in your ejaculation report?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 19, 2019 07:02 PM (TAmPV)


Only if you include the TPS report cover sheet (Transitory Propulsion of Skeet).

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2019 07:06 PM (pNxlR)

281 "The video was flagged in June 2018 in an internal listserv, 'Yes at Google,' which is run by Google's human resources department, according to those communications and other internal documents, which a source shared with TheDCNF on the condition of anonymity.

The listserv has more than 30,000 members and is devoted to policing 'microaggressions' and 'micro-corrections' within the company, according to its official internal description."


Congress, um, you need to step in here and revoke Google's/Alphabets's license to smear. They are clearly a Publisher and not a Platform. Get their liable asses in court and open them up for litigation that should have been pursued a decade ago.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 19, 2019 07:06 PM (6eEQ+)

282 Btw, anyone know of a good device/method for 'cleaning' pills off of knitware, sweaters and such?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2019 07:05 PM (CDGwz)


You can buy little razor blade thingies that remove those. Target and other places sell them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 07:06 PM (ptqGC)

283 So just compile a list of profiles and contact numbers of every female sheriff in Ga and let the free and legally mandated phone sex begin
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 19, 2019 06:49 PM (TAmPV)

I'm sure you were joking, but this is a GREAT idea.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 07:06 PM (MaEME)

284 How does that work? Like a confessional? Or does the law require recovering the evidence and bringing it in?
---------

A sworn record would suffice. Date/Time/Place.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2019 07:06 PM (xSo9G)

285 Be sure to take hand sanitizer when you go to the ejaculation reporting place.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 19, 2019 07:06 PM (eAMlh)

286 Why would the ejaculation bill refer to middle-aged and older men?
And that bill seems a little transphobic. Can't people who don't ejaculate be men? Why have these haters not considered them?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 19, 2019 07:05 PM (eAMlh)


Female trannies have to report their farts. It's fair. Female trannies tend to fart a lot because they think it makes them seem more like men.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2019 07:06 PM (YJn4J)

287 how does this not turn into a regularly scheduled bukkake down at the sheriff's department?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 19, 2019 07:00 PM (lD3vL)


I'm pretty sure I've seen this movie...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 19, 2019 07:06 PM (SgjGX)

288 Btw, anyone know of a good device/method for 'cleaning' pills off of knitware, sweaters and such?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2019 07:05 PM


Slap hot iron to it.

Posted by: @JRandomMoron at March 19, 2019 07:06 PM (k2zJW)

289 HIYA Nurse!
Glad to hear it went well!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 19, 2019 07:07 PM (LOq4H)

290 Btw, anyone know of a good device/method for 'cleaning' pills off of knitware, sweaters and such?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2019 07:05 PM (CDGwz)
-----------

I do! I have a little red brush that I got on Amazon for that purpose. It works well. I have to run out now so I can't look it up but I promise I will find it and tell you when I see you next.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2019 07:07 PM (aXucN)

291
Why would the ejaculation bill refer to middle-aged and older men?


Why accept their arbitrary and capricious definitions? For example, every one here is 29.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2019 07:08 PM (pNxlR)

292 And yet, so many people that I would consider conservative still use this evil freaking company. I will not knowingly do anything with Google. STOP using them FF sake!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2019 07:08 PM (+/tGa)

293 CNN is all excited that Kamala is at 12% in its recent poll. Shes at 8% in another recent poll.



Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill
that would require middle-aged and older men to report their
ejaculations to a county sheriff.




Are these both the same story?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 07:08 PM (sy5kK)

294 How does that work? Like a confessional? Or does the law require recovering the evidence and bringing it in?
---------

A sworn record would suffice. Date/Time/Place.
Posted by: Mike Hammer



"My driveway, McDonald's driveway, on the turnpike, your parking lot. Today."

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 07:09 PM (21UM+)

295 Are these both the same story?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 07:08 PM (sy5kK)


It's all the same story.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2019 07:10 PM (YJn4J)

296 Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill
that would require middle-aged and older men to report their
ejaculations to a county sheriff.


Man, that sheriff is going to get really tired answering his phone at 2:00 a.m. and 2:10, and 2:12 and 2:20..

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2019 07:10 PM (+/tGa)

297 256 Love gator tail.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 07:01 PM (21UM+)

*waits patiently for horde response to this*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 07:02 PM (ptqGC)


yeah. I skipped the BJ joke.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 07:10 PM (sy5kK)

298 Be sure to take hand sanitizer when you go to the ejaculation reporting place.

Posted by: Northern Lurker

Armless legless males should be allowed ejaculation support females...

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 07:10 PM (32YRo)

299 Dude does it always have to be about the NeverTrumpers?

Posted by: Parsimonious parsimony, eschewer of surplusage at March 19, 2019 07:10 PM (6qtm/)

300 My friend the Eastern Orthodox priest who is more politically liberal than I am, but not a leftist says that his issue with the alphabet group- LGBTQAI-s that people should understand what is legal and what is defined as legal for religious groups. When the law was changed and the church was forced to perform marriages for the state under Roman law this was understood to be a union of a man and a woman. There were various forms of marriage laws, and yes, homosexual relationships were known and approved, So they can be in a same sex union, but not a sacrament of marriage. From an Orthodox perspective and a RC one this is where they begin. A church marriage is intended to be one in which people abide by the commandments of the church and the other is managed by the state and has to be managed differently.

It's harder to make this point from a Protestant perspective since we only have two Sacraments and marriage isn't one of them. Yes, we can argue Scripture-but it's not my intention to do so- and the countervailing arguments is "Norms and interpretations of Scripture change" .

I probably really belong in an Orthodox Church.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2019 07:10 PM (AllCR)

301 A sworn record would suffice. Date/Time/Place.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Mr Plumb/The Conservatory/The Candlestick

Posted by: Jarvis Deplorable at March 19, 2019 07:11 PM (aI4xH)

302 waits patiently for horde response to this*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 07:02 PM (ptqGC)

yeah. I skipped the BJ joke.

Posted by: LeftCoast

Too old fashion, I guess - went right over my head...

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 07:12 PM (32YRo)

303
A sworn record would suffice. Date/Time/Place. Posted by: Mike Hammer
"My driveway, McDonald's driveway, on the turnpike, your parking lot. Today."

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 07:09 PM (21UM+)

Front seat of the police cruiser parked outside the Taco Shack on Elm.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 19, 2019 07:12 PM (TAmPV)

304

And yet, so many people that I would consider conservative still use
this evil freaking company. I will not knowingly do anything with
Google. STOP using them FF sake!


I confess to using UToob to learn how to play guitar. But I installed uMatrix and uBlockOrigin on this browser so I don't have to look at their ads and they can't stalk around the Intarwebz as easily anymore. Also went into Goolag's setting and turned everything I could find where they're tracking me OFF. They prolly have all that turned back on as soon as I exit, but at least they know I like what little bit of privacy I have left and want to keep it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 19, 2019 07:12 PM (HaL55)

305 "How does that work? Like a confessional?"

You just call up the hotline and tell them you're coming.
Easy peasy.

Posted by: a hand baby at March 19, 2019 07:13 PM (UdKB7)

306 301 Jarvis

>> The Candlestick

Kinky!

Posted by: ibguy at March 19, 2019 07:13 PM (EHVbt)

307 There's a little local restaurant I've played at not far from here that makes fantastic gator nuggets. Those in a little habanero sauce and a cold beer and I'm in heaven.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy


Razoo's Cajun restaurant (chain) here sells fried gator tail with a remoulade dipping sauce.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 07:13 PM (21UM+)

308 gay marriage is just like social justice. the qualifier means not.

Posted by: x at March 19, 2019 07:13 PM (nFwvY)

309 A Hillary faceplant would be the equivalent of how many ejaculations?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 19, 2019 07:13 PM (eAMlh)

310 If they censor shit because of tantrums by their employers, they're acting as publishers, no?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 07:14 PM (oVJmc)

311 There's an app for that!

Posted by: a hand baby at March 19, 2019 07:14 PM (UdKB7)

312 >>Love gator tail.

Remember to sell the gator in the next village over.

Posted by: Achmed at March 19, 2019 07:14 PM (2cuLk)

313 6 I suppose I should try to return to emailing instead of using social(ist) media. Of course first I'd have to get a real mail service to replace the free gmail that is good enough for all the spam emails.
*****************************
Proton Mail

Posted by: Anchovy at March 19, 2019 07:14 PM (B3kya)

314 If they censor shit because of tantrums by their employers, they're acting as publishers, no?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Yes. Now it just take a successful court challenge.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 07:15 PM (21UM+)

315 Nood

Posted by: Max Power at March 19, 2019 07:15 PM (Hucnr)

316 Protecting your church against legal suits by gays wanting to get married there:

https://tinyurl.com/y36coan3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2019 07:15 PM (AllCR)

317 I think Beto's dad should have had to report that most of Beto ran down mom's leg.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at March 19, 2019 07:15 PM (Jj+59)

318 Have these state Senators been getting prank heavy breather calls? Oooh, there's one for your data base senator.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 19, 2019 07:16 PM (eAMlh)

319 Run, Beto , Run.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at March 19, 2019 07:17 PM (Jj+59)

320 300 - "I probably really belong in an Orthodox Church."

Fen, me too. My wife and i went to an Orthodox Christmas concert here in Seattle and at intermission we stopped in the church bookstore. Lot of good stuff on the shelves. It's very different - a bit of a warrior faith. Which suits me fine.

I'll have to see where this journey takes us.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 19, 2019 07:17 PM (k3g2v)

321 I just created an account with mail.com.

I seem to have locked myself out of my moronhorde address

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2019 07:17 PM (IDhUW)

322 Were someone to suggest 10 or even 5 years ago that Tyranny would come to this nation under the aegis of "gay marriage", everyone would have thought he'd gone mad...

It doesn't seem so crazy now, does it?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 19, 2019 07:18 PM (CLcKT)

323 Man, that sheriff is going to get really tired answering his phone at 2:00 a.m. and 2:10, and 2:12 and 2:20..

Video.

This will attract exhibitionists afflicted with chronic onanism.

Are spouses required to testify against their husbands?

Might even have to put on the Georgia website a Hall of Shame.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 19, 2019 07:19 PM (lD3vL)

Former Handgun Control, Inc. Spokesman Jake Tapper Given Award by the Cronkite Center for Staging Gun Control "Town Hall" Set Up to Be a Raucous "WWE Event" and Setting Up Dana Loesch to Serve as the Hated Wrestling Heel

Tweets below.





She continues tweeting, but I'll just quote these instead of embedding them:


Some interesting notes: CNN set this up like a WWE event. Purposefully. They allowed Scott Israel to take the stage before the cameras turned on and electioneer; he took that time (about 20 minutes) to start blaming law-abiding gun owners.

When the producers cued me to walk into the arena it was to the Black Eyed Peas' song "Let's Get It Started." I am completely serious. I was shocked and confused -- while I knew I was taking questions, we were only told that day that I would actually be on stage.

After the broadcast ended, one of my detail had to stop a woman who rushed the stage to tackle me from behind. That is when Tapper asked me if I had an escort out. I am positive that CNN's cameras, still operational, observed this and would like for them to release the footage.


I showed up in good faith for genuine conversation knowing that at best, it would be a tough event. The lengths @CNNPR went to inflame emotions & exploit pain to *put on a show* is inexcusable, shameful, & it’s grotesque they’re celebrating getting an "award" for their conduct.

I'm on air across the country right now, so feel free to take this up with me on my airwaves at any time now or convenient for you in the future. Shame on you. You advanced nothing, you set genuine dialog back by ages, @CNNPR @CronkiteAward .


Those with integrity would reject this absolute sham of an award. But, narratives and ratings. Congrats on the "show," CNN. Applause, applause.



And yet "conservatives" who you should totally take as trusted advisers continue performing an**lingus on this leftist shill in hopes that he'll retweet their NeverTrump tweets.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:04 PM




Comments

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1 Whut?

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2019 05:13 PM (BXMxN)

2 Open war is coming.

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2019 05:13 PM (BXMxN)

3 Dana is a brave girl.

Posted by: golfman at March 19, 2019 05:13 PM (OE84+)

4 Top ten baby!!

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 05:14 PM (MaEME)

5 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 19, 2019 05:14 PM (C1NyB)

6 What a joke - but don't you dare call them FAKE NEWS that's abuse.

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at March 19, 2019 05:14 PM (h41Z5)

7 Fake awards.

Posted by: Ha at March 19, 2019 05:15 PM (MAstk)

8 Open war is coming.

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2019 05:13 PM (BXMxN)

HERE, man. HERE.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 05:15 PM (MaEME)

9 Poor poor dana's DM...

Posted by: Inogame at March 19, 2019 05:15 PM (ySZHT)

10 My BP monitor just gave me the stink eye and threw itself across the room.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 05:16 PM (ptqGC)

11 CNN is a shithole. And why are we still funding NPR?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 19, 2019 05:17 PM (4e+hS)

12 Ridiculous.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 19, 2019 05:17 PM (KCxuz)

13
An award named after a lying commie SOB given to a lying commie SOB

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2019 05:17 PM (OLCnA)

14 "Cronkite Award."

There were days in my misguided youth that such a thing might impress me. But after learning about what an unbiased, even-handed journalist he was, Mr. The-War-is-Unwinnable can get zombie-fucked.

And this award is as meaningful as a Nobel Peace Prize.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at March 19, 2019 05:18 PM (C1NyB)

15 That's libelous, ace.

The WWE is actually entertaining.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 05:18 PM (oZ6kz)

16 Note to self, buy more ammo.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 19, 2019 05:18 PM (w7KSn)

17 Do Super Beets make your pee purple?

Posted by: Jake Fapper at March 19, 2019 05:18 PM (v0R5T)

18 I saw that nonsense. CNN was ginning up a riot against Dana. She had a right to be afraid for her life.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 05:18 PM (sy5kK)

19 I thought throwing Christians to lions ended sometime back.

Might they all get fucked with their own banana.

...and a barbed-wire-wrapped apple.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast at March 19, 2019 05:19 PM (Ckg4U)

20 Cronkite was a commie asswipe.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 05:19 PM (oVJmc)

21 Bet I know who wins the Camera Hogg award.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2019 05:19 PM (4AeKb)

22 >>Poor poor dana's DM...


Heh! Think Tapper is scolding her in her DMs right now?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2019 05:19 PM (W+vEI)

23 Well, being Dana, she was probably packing, so...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 19, 2019 05:19 PM (KCxuz)

24 Jake the Tapper would like to win the Walter Duranty Award too.

It would look nice on his mantle next to the other trophies and the dildos.

Posted by: Furious George at March 19, 2019 05:19 PM (9vQJW)

25 A man once set up an innocent woman to be killed by an angry mob.
That man was me.
Jake Tapper

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2019 05:20 PM (BXMxN)

26 Weirdest thing I've ever seen at a media event?

When a guy set up a woman to be violent attacked on stage. Then a guy stepped in to offer her help escaping the event.

FULL DISCLOSURE: Both men were me.

Posted by: Jake Tapper at March 19, 2019 05:20 PM (AzW6q)

27 Even the CHINESE don't think Brie Larson has enough ass, and Chinese women aren't exactly known for having a lot of junk in the trunk.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 05:20 PM (oZ6kz)

28 Don't Eat the Purple Snow was my favorite Zappa song.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2019 05:20 PM (4AeKb)

29 They are weaponizing the loons.

Posted by: Max Power at March 19, 2019 05:20 PM (q177U)

30 What a joke - but don't you dare call them FAKE NEWS that's abuse.
---------------
Abuse, hell. The Dems are trying to criminalize it.

Posted by: Drc at March 19, 2019 05:20 PM (vbaSG)

31 Gun control is a losing issue, I for one hope the dims keep at it. Civil war would happen before gun confiscation.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 19, 2019 05:20 PM (0OmEj)

32 And it's liberals who should be concerned about "unhinged rightwingers", I hear.

Posted by: Axeman at March 19, 2019 05:20 PM (vDqXW)

33 National Divorce. Now.
Hot or cold. I no longer care.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 05:20 PM (21UM+)

34

Sounds more like Jerry Springer than WWF.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 19, 2019 05:21 PM (QuTMi)

35

Now will PDT please pull a couple of Progda's WH press passes? They're patting themselves on their own backs for their propaganda.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 19, 2019 05:21 PM (HaL55)

36 It will indeed get worse. That Pennsylvania House (HB 076 bill contains a road map for their next moves. It will probably die in committee this year, but in the future?

https://tinyurl.com/y4cueuxn

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 19, 2019 05:21 PM (FTlwv)

37 Dana Loesch
@DLoesch

Here is some footage where people were yelling to burn me at CNN's award-winning townhall where they "advanced the conversation on gun control."


And at the townhall to advance global warming hysteria they would be streaming to shoot you ... because burning would contribute to global warming.

Those lefties have all ends covered ...



I listened to that clip. It was pretty weird. All I could really hear was the constant "Shame on you". Sounded like a gaggle of 5 year olds.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2019 05:21 PM (YJn4J)

38 Brie Larson has the opposite of an ass. The antipode of an ass. She has a ssa.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2019 05:21 PM (4AeKb)

39 CronKrite will not be treated well by history.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2019 05:21 PM (0tfLf)

40 And yet "conservatives" who you should totally take as trusted advisers continue performing an**lingus on this leftist shill

That's no way to talk about my Allison.

Posted by: Brian Williams at March 19, 2019 05:22 PM (NWiLs)

41 I saw that nonsense. CNN was ginning up a riot against Dana. She had a right to be afraid for her life.

CNN's continued War On Women.

This is good video, next time anyone demands to know why any one needs to have a high capacity utility rifle can show them this.

We have no obligation to become victims to their violence.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 19, 2019 05:22 PM (lD3vL)

42 I showed up in good faith for genuine conversation knowing that at best, it would be a tough event. The lengths @CNNPR went to inflame emotions & exploit pain to *put on a show* is inexcusable, shameful,

"good faith" ... CNN?

LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2019 05:22 PM (YJn4J)

43 Brie Larson has the opposite of an ass. The antipode of an ass. She has a ssa.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2019 05:21 PM (4AeKb)
---
She has an ass-suppressing aura.

Posted by: Axeman at March 19, 2019 05:22 PM (vDqXW)

44 a conversation, like the one Jeff Flake had in the elevator with the woman who was berating him for not believing Classy Blassy Ford.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 19, 2019 05:22 PM (ZqRa6)

45 Gun control is a losing issue, I for one hope the dims keep at it. Civil war would happen before gun confiscation.
-------------------
Hopefully the fight gets taken directly to the perpetrators. The gun grabbers, pundits(looking at you tapper) et al. Not the poor guy sent to actually take the weapons.

Posted by: Drc at March 19, 2019 05:23 PM (vbaSG)

46 Think how silly the look will be on their faces when this all ends as badly as it's going to end.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2019 05:23 PM (37IEG)

47
Fun Fact:

"Cronkite" is an Anglo bastardization of the German "Krankheit," which means "sickness."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 05:23 PM (AzW6q)

48 Never trust a "conservative" who keeps retweeting Jake Tapper.

Posted by: William Eaton at March 19, 2019 05:23 PM (MuTTO)

49 If Brie Larson bumps into Vida Guerra, the universe explodes.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 05:24 PM (oZ6kz)

50 Poor poor dana's DM...

She keeps lying about making her savings throws. It's infuriating.

Posted by: Dana's DM at March 19, 2019 05:24 PM (NWiLs)

51 Republicans/Conservatives are to blame for participating.

How much "reach" would this have had if the NRA or Republican Senators had participated?

Or how about doing a simple Google search on say Jake Tapper and called him out at the event for his past work.

I'm not sure if our side is lazy or stupid, buy I'm pretty sure it's both.

the same advice goes for Republicans that participate in Presidential debates hosted by the likes of MSNBC.

Posted by: Blago at March 19, 2019 05:24 PM (UfkIY)

52 CronKrite will not be treated well by history.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2019 05:21 PM (0tfLf)

----------------------

He will be fine. Look at who writes the history books.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 05:24 PM (ffYR/)

53 Dammit.......HB 0768....no need for flaming sunglasses when I'm attempting a serious point for once.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 19, 2019 05:24 PM (FTlwv)

54 My favorite people:

Rick Wilson
Jake Tapper
Aaron Kaminski

Posted by: nip at March 19, 2019 05:24 PM (DfGpI)

55 Note to self, buy more ammo.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 19, 2019 05:18 PM (w7KSn)

I'm going a complete inventory of mine this week.

Bought 200 more at the gun show Sunday. Plus 1,000 more should be on my doorstep any day now. Might just keep running up the score this year.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 05:24 PM (MaEME)

56 The poor guy they send to take the weapons should look in to other employment, because their present gig could turn nasty.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 19, 2019 05:24 PM (w7KSn)

57 Who wants to be on the confiscation team when this gets rolling? Anyone?


600 million is a lot of guns.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 19, 2019 05:25 PM (0OmEj)

58 44 a conversation, like the one Jeff Flake had in the elevator with the woman who was berating him for not believing Classy Blassy Ford.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 19, 2019 05:22 PM (ZqRa6)


kind of, except there was a crowd of 3,000 shouting and chanting instead of one Code Pink whiner.

so, not really.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 05:25 PM (sy5kK)

59 Okay Dems ... Keep running on ..gun control... Or as you like to call it "comprehensive gun laws."

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 05:25 PM (O2RFr)

60 Dana, how goddamn dumb are you? They're there to lynch any Republican. Your cucky ways won't save you. Quite the contrary: they know we'll be laughing as hard as the left if you got beaten on stage.

Seriously, it's not possible to take complete retards seriously when they run around Harlem wearing a sign that says they hate black people.

Posted by: trev006 at March 19, 2019 05:25 PM (fPLS0)

61 I was listening to Breitbart on Sirius last night and heard just a portion of the program, unfortunately. The host was describing how CNN's host(someone whose name I'm not familiar with) had purposefully cut , pasted, and edited President Trump's statements he gave immediately after the Charlottesville riots, then again when he gave a second statement( because CNN didnt' think his first statement was good enough) to make Trump's statements say " There are good people there" while CNN was running video of a NeoNazi group. The BB host played CNN"s cut job first, then played Trump's actual statements, and they aren't even remotely similar.

I guess this clown on CNN just did this a few days ago to support the lie that Trump wants white supremecists to shoot up Muslim mosques in NZ.


It was jaw dropping.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 19, 2019 05:26 PM (/y/VQ)

62 59 Okay Dems ... Keep running on ..gun control... Or as you like to call it "comprehensive gun laws."
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 05:25 PM (O2RFr)

Funny how "comprehensive" usually translates to shitty. See, e.g., "comprehensive immigration reform" a/k/a open borders and massive amnesty.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 05:26 PM (NWiLs)

63 In other news, Hitler posthumously awarded Nobel Peace Prize...

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 05:27 PM (32YRo)

64


The poor guy they send to take the weapons should look in to other employment, because their present gig could turn nasty.



Make everybody think very hard about what they're trying to do. Very. Hard.


It could be the very first time for most of them. You'd be doing them a favor, in a way.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 19, 2019 05:27 PM (HaL55)

65 "She keeps lying about making her savings throws. It's infuriating.
Posted by: Dana's DM at March 19, 2019 05:24 PM (NWiLs)"

As you continue down the moss-caked country road, a shadowy figure approaches at blinding speed. Jake Tapper has just slid into your DMs. Roll for initiative.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 05:27 PM (oZ6kz)

66 While their at it keep running on White supremacists too... That's a winner

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 05:28 PM (O2RFr)

67 >>It was jaw dropping.
Posted by: Jen the original


Probably was Joel Pollack - he and Scott Adams have been pushing CNN hard about their constant mischaracterization of Trump's Charlottesville statements.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2019 05:28 PM (W+vEI)

68 Is Wholesale Firearm Confiscation by the Government Really that Big of a Threat?

Posted by: The Bulwark at March 19, 2019 05:28 PM (DTX3h)

69 If Brie Larson bumps into Vida Guerra, the universe explodes.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic
..........

But if we throw in Yanet Garcia we may be able to offset the negative ass force and save us all.

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2019 05:28 PM (v0R5T)

70 Who wants to be on the confiscation team when this gets rolling? Anyone?


600 million is a lot of guns.


If its a crime to own any firearm, then why settle for something that isn't an unregistered suppressed SBR select fire?

Is this really the train they want to ride?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 19, 2019 05:28 PM (lD3vL)

71 Didn't CNN's Jake Tapper air an entire episode of his disgusting show on the topic of the president's penis thru the eyes of a chunky, washed-up pornography performer?

Jake, keep sucking that cock!

Posted by: Fritz at March 19, 2019 05:29 PM (LuPts)

72 68 Is Wholesale Firearm Confiscation by the Government Really that Big of a Threat?

It will be to those trying to do the confiscating

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 05:29 PM (O2RFr)

73 Reminder: Jakes wife is an executive with Planned Parenthood. So they're cool with killing babies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 05:29 PM (ptqGC)

74 Who wants to be on the confiscation team when this gets rolling? Anyone?
---------------/---/
Solzhenitsyn Wrote about this. He suggested that if the brown shirts went out each night to round people up and were uncertain if they would actually survive until morning, it would have stopped right away. But, nobody fought back.

Posted by: Drc at March 19, 2019 05:29 PM (vbaSG)

75 A "Cronkite Award" is a fitting prize for that slick exercise in agitprop.
"Leni Riefenstahl Award" would be even better!


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 19, 2019 05:29 PM (Rxduq)

76 What commie group gave them this award?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 05:30 PM (O2RFr)

77 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3TOcw7taBo

Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2019 05:30 PM (ePWRo)

78 29 They are weaponizing the loons.
Posted by: Max Power



The Democrat's Para-Military wing. Obama threw this out when he started his administration. He said (paraphrase) that he want to start a National Police Force that was as powerful as our Military. Well he couldn't that (mainly because he's lazy) but weaponizing lunatics works well too. Saves money or something.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 19, 2019 05:30 PM (RSvbx)

79 It's a competitive field next year for the Kermit Gosnell Award for Women's Reproductive Health.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 05:30 PM (oZ6kz)

80 There is my guess a 101% chance Dana was packing

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2019 05:30 PM (BbGew)

81 If Yanet Garcia is callipygian, is Brie Larson apygian?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 05:30 PM (NWiLs)

82 CNN? Who dat?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, on the road again at March 19, 2019 05:31 PM (Z216Q)

83 The poor guy they send to take the weapons should look in to other employment, because their present gig could turn nasty.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 19, 2019 05:24 PM (w7KSn)

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Another Fun Fact:

One of our weekly words on the Book Thread was "pussivanting," which means "ineffectual meddling."

It comes from when Edward IV sent officers (pursuivants) to Cornwall and Devon to confiscate arms from the peasantry, who sent them back to King with their ears removed for their troubles.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 05:31 PM (AzW6q)

84

Is Wholesale Firearm Confiscation by the Government Really that Big of a Threat?

"..the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 19, 2019 05:32 PM (HaL55)

85 73 Reminder: Jakes wife is an executive with Planned Parenthood. So they're cool with killing babies.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 05:29 PM (ptqGC)
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Yes, that means he personally profits from the butchery --- but he can report on the topic with pure objectivity, right?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 19, 2019 05:32 PM (Rxduq)

86 They don't want to be called animals or monsters, but that is what I see.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 19, 2019 05:32 PM (vEIlU)

87 I need to dip out of this thread before my head explodes. This and Abortion are the two big issues that infuriate me the most.


I need a break.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 19, 2019 05:32 PM (0OmEj)

88 "If Yanet Garcia is callipygian, is Brie Larson apygian?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 05:30 PM (NWiLs)"

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIG, WHITE MALE SCUM??? YOU BETTER NOT WATCH MY MOVIE CUZ ITS NOT FOR YOU

Posted by: Brie Larson at March 19, 2019 05:32 PM (oZ6kz)

89 Is Wholesale Firearm Confiscation by the Government Really that Big of a Threat?

Posted by: The Bulwark at March 19, 2019 05:28 PM


Hey Bulwark,
As soon as they get rid of the electoral college, yeah, this will be a huge deal.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2019 05:32 PM (0tfLf)

90 Seriously, more people watch Saturday morning 6 am reruns of "Property Brothers" than watch Jake Tapper.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, on the road again at March 19, 2019 05:32 PM (Z216Q)

91 Kind of interesting that even Dana Loesch can be surprised by a media event. She knew things were rigged but didn't realize just how far these people were willing to go to stack the deck.

Posted by: Blake - On the Road in ID at March 19, 2019 05:32 PM (INrtr)

92 Reminder: Jakes wife is an executive with Planned Parenthood. So they're cool with killing babies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 05:29 PM (ptqGC)
.........

Somebody should tell Jake's sperm to just give up now.

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2019 05:33 PM (v0R5T)

93 A "Cronkite Award" is a fitting prize for that slick exercise in agitprop.
"Leni Riefenstahl Award" would be even better!


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 19, 2019 05:29 PM (Rxduq)


"Baghdad Bob Trophy"

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2019 05:33 PM (YJn4J)

94 Kristellnacht is coming.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 19, 2019 05:33 PM (IVzzE)

95 The electoral college nullification goes hand in glove with open borders.

Posted by: Max Power at March 19, 2019 05:34 PM (q177U)

96

Reminder: Jakes wife is an executive with Planned Parenthood. So they're cool with killing babies.

FIFY

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 19, 2019 05:34 PM (HaL55)

97 Kristellnacht is coming.

Yeah? Not at this house

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 05:34 PM (O2RFr)

98 It comes from when Edward IV sent officers (pursuivants) to Cornwall and
Devon to confiscate arms from the peasantry, who sent them back to King
with their ears removed for their troubles.


The old ways are the best ways, sometimes.

Posted by: New Jersey Gun Owners at March 19, 2019 05:34 PM (Z216Q)

99 Also notice how all the NeverTrumpers who decried what happened to Loesch, and their beloved Marco, yet within weeks went back to retweeting stupid insignificant stuff from Jake Tapper.

It says something about their "principles" and their "character".

Posted by: William Eaton at March 19, 2019 05:35 PM (MuTTO)

100 I am still waiting for ABCBSNBCNN to mention something about the Nigerian Muslim massacre of Christians last week, a few days before NZ.

something line 120 innocent civilians dead from machete hacking.


... and waiting.

... and waiting.

... and waiting.


I can't get JJ's rendition of "Just another Taqiyya sunrise" out of my head.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 05:35 PM (sy5kK)

101 Jake Tapper, CNN and the Cronkite Center have the credibility of a pack of syphilitic hyenas.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 19, 2019 05:35 PM (m/Gc2)

102 Buy more ammo. Own one of each, pistol, shotgun, long gun. Your choice of model an caliber. Learn how to use them.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 19, 2019 05:35 PM (0OmEj)

103 80 There is my guess a 101% chance Dana was packing

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2019 05:30 PM (BbGew)

I'd bet not. She was heading for a Zimmermanning, all because she's dumb enough to surround herself with a mob of savages. I'm pretty determined, but I can't shoot my way out of that. Even if I could, I'd be a marked man.

Don't bring a gun if you can't use it, and don't surround yourself with psychotics.

Posted by: trev006 at March 19, 2019 05:35 PM (fPLS0)

104 91 Kind of interesting that even Dana Loesch can be surprised by a media event. She knew things were rigged but didn't realize just how far these people were willing to go to stack the deck.
Posted by: Blake - On the Road in ID at March 19, 2019 05:32 PM (INrtr)
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Yep.
And I think she was stunned that supposedly responsible, "nice" Dems would flirt so closely with violence.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 19, 2019 05:35 PM (Rxduq)

105 The poor guy they send to take the weapons should look in to other employment, because their present gig could turn nasty.


Make everybody think very hard about what they're trying to do. Very. Hard.


It could be the very first time for most of them. You'd be doing them a favor, in a way.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 19, 2019 05:27 PM (HaL55)

Lots of people in law enforcement at all levels will have some very difficult choices to make.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 05:36 PM (MaEME)

106 For all those feminists: Tapper intentionally put a *woman's* safety in danger by winding up the mob against her.

Remember this the next time he poses as a defender of women, and promoter of women's safety.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2019 05:37 PM (W+vEI)

107 And I think she was stunned that supposedly responsible, "nice" Dems would flirt so closely with violence.


yeah... Nothing says anti- gun violence then an event full of violent people threatening to do violence to you for a differing view point.. Award winning for sure

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 05:37 PM (O2RFr)

108 Cronkite was a traitor. Nothing but. Nothing else.

Spit.

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 19, 2019 05:37 PM (RuIsu)

109 Jake Tapper, fearless adherent to objectively neutral news coverage.

You can trust Jake, he is wearing khakis.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at March 19, 2019 05:37 PM (Hn6S7)

110 Kind of interesting that even Dana Loesch can be surprised by a media event. She knew things were rigged but didn't realize just how far these people were willing to go to stack the deck.
Posted by: Blake - On the Road in ID at March 19, 2019 05:32 PM

*******

I hope she is smart enough to plan a good payback. Set Tapper up some way. Play dirty.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2019 05:38 PM (0tfLf)

111 This reminds me of Lara Logan. Gosh does journalism treat its female members particularly bad.

What is our opinion of Lara?

Posted by: geewhiz at March 19, 2019 05:38 PM (G2Sbo)

112 Who wants to be on the confiscation team when this gets rolling? Anyone?
---------------/---/
Solzhenitsyn Wrote about this. He suggested that if the brown shirts went out each night to round people up and were uncertain if they would actually survive until morning, it would have stopped right away. But, nobody fought back.

Posted by: Drc at March 19, 2019 05:29 PM (vbaSG)

If this shit happens in the US it'll go a lot farther than just the brownshirts themselves.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 05:38 PM (MaEME)

113 You can trust Jake, he is wearing khakis.

I used to think he was somewhat fair... Now I realize he's a dick

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 05:38 PM (O2RFr)

114 Lots of people in law enforcement at all levels will have some very difficult choices to make.
------------------------
Fighting back works. Remember cliven bundybstood off the feds over grazing on blm land. He didn't give an inch. True, the feds killed some of them later in the pacific north west, but it sets a prescedent.

Posted by: Drc at March 19, 2019 05:38 PM (vbaSG)

115 I just saw a picture of Kellyanne's husband. EEEKKK!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 19, 2019 05:39 PM (dUJdY)

116 113 You can trust Jake, he is wearing khakis.

I used to think he was somewhat fair... Now I realize he's a dick
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 05:38 PM (O2RFr)

Sounds hideous.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 05:39 PM (NWiLs)

117 Seems fitting.

Cronkite advanced the progressive agenda while denying he was doing any such thing.

Jakey's just following in his footsteps.

Posted by: aelfheld at March 19, 2019 05:39 PM (IxDhF)

118 What is our opinion of Lara?

Posted by: geewhiz at March 19, 2019 05:38 PM (G2Sbo)


Meh.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2019 05:39 PM (YJn4J)

119 Solzhenitsyn Wrote about this. He suggested that if the brown shirts went out each night to round people up and were uncertain if they would actually survive until morning, it would have stopped right away. But, nobody fought back. 

Posted by: Drc at March 19, 2019 05:29 PM (vbaSG) 

Against a full SWAT army with no rules? I doubt people can win that fight. Best thing is to not be there. And to guarantee if you can't sleep at your home, neither can they.

Posted by: trev006 at March 19, 2019 05:40 PM (fPLS0)

120 ... an**lingus ...
______


"I am a proud anti-lingual!" -- AOC

Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 19, 2019 05:40 PM (Y/Czk)

121 I just saw a picture of Kellyanne's husband. EEEKKK!

That's being kind....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 05:40 PM (O2RFr)

122 Another instance of "Our violence is speech, your speech is violence".

Posted by: Surfperch at March 19, 2019 05:40 PM (tVQUs)

123 Posted by: trev006 at March 19, 2019 05:35 PM (fPLS0)

I'd still bring a gun as a last resort. I guess you need to know if you have enough restraint.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 19, 2019 05:40 PM (7PXtO)

124

She should have turned around and left as soon as that music was playing. Then they wouldn't have a damn thing and Tapper would have won, Was Shunned Award, the douchebag.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 19, 2019 05:41 PM (vEIlU)

125 What is our opinion of Lara?

Posted by: geewhiz at March 19, 2019 05:38 PM (G2Sbo)

Waiting for the scales to completely fall from her eyes. She seems to be getting there. Funny how quick CBS tries to memory hole reporters when they suddenly have a case of reporting the truths.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at March 19, 2019 05:41 PM (Hn6S7)

126 People are beginning to piss me off. Not you guys, of course.

Posted by: Weasel at March 19, 2019 05:41 PM (MVjcR)

127 So you go to an anti-gun "debate" and the crowd becomes threatening and the "host" asks if you have "guards" as a woman tries to attack you? Give that man an award!

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 05:42 PM (O2RFr)

128 There's a hard wind blowing for 2020, I fear it will decide the fate of the country for the short term. In the long term it will be war.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 19, 2019 05:42 PM (oudRS)

129 Funny how quick CBS tries to memory hole reporters when they suddenly have a case of reporting the truths.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at March 19, 2019 05:41 PM (Hn6S7

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She didn't seem to be laboring under any misapprehension about that.

When she made her comments about the rampant media bias in that interview (I forget who it was with) she did say "This will end my career."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 05:42 PM (AzW6q)

130 Well, Cronkite was a gun-grabbing commie-sympathiser, so... appropriate.

Posted by: DocJ at March 19, 2019 05:42 PM (fF3XF)

131 Willowed:

I do hope that this is an interfaith lawsuit. Jews and Christians together.


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2019 05:25 PM (AllCR)

Yes. Cross the streams. It's the only way to destroy these roaches.

Posted by: Archer at March 19, 2019 05:42 PM (gmo/4)

132 Trump would have overflowed that venue.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at March 19, 2019 05:42 PM (99Nt9)

133 Cronkite Award. Sounds about right.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 19, 2019 05:43 PM (0HD/V)

134 Let us get it started indeed.

Posted by: Aaron Kominski at March 19, 2019 05:43 PM (UdKB7)

135 Heard a good quote this morning, If your in a fair fight you are in the wrong fight.

Always be prepared to have the upper hand.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2019 05:43 PM (1+CaC)

136 I do listen to Dana often, don't think she was totally surprised

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2019 05:43 PM (BbGew)

137 I hope she is smart enough to plan a good payback. Set Tapper up some way. Play dirty.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2019 05:38 PM (0tfLf)
---------------

The problem is that Tapper darn well knows he'd be safe at such an event.

What the left doesn't understand, with their constant ratcheting up of violent rhetoric and violence is that those of us on this side know violence is not an incremental situation. It's on, or it's off and right now, conservatives have violence turned to "off." However, the left is pushing things to the point where what anyone thinks won't matter any more and then things will get really ugly.

Posted by: Blake - On the Road in ID at March 19, 2019 05:43 PM (INrtr)

138

Cronkite advanced the progressive agenda while denying he was doing any such thing.


That's pretty much exactly the response to McCarthy's HoUA accusations: "What? Communists in Hollywood and the media? Why that's preposterous! We're not communists"

And here we are, decades later, just now realizing that Hollywood and the media are infested with anti-Americans and have been for decades. Education, too. Is there an English word for "taqiyya?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 19, 2019 05:44 PM (HaL55)

139 There are literally 2 orders of magnitude more armed US citizens than soldiers in the Chinese army. And these retards want to pick a fight.

Math is hard - so is lead.

Posted by: DaveA at March 19, 2019 05:44 PM (FhXTo)

140 I'd still bring a gun as a last resort. I guess you need to know if you have enough restraint.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 19, 2019 05:40 PM (7PXtO)

It's not that. I can be a big boy, but if something happens and someone gets shot? People will claim you drew and set things off. You have a gun on you, in lunatic country, you'd better be ready to be an exile.

Posted by: trev006 at March 19, 2019 05:44 PM (fPLS0)

141 Also some NeverTrumpers have let their "feelings" for Jake overcome the "facts" of who he is.

Posted by: William Eaton at March 19, 2019 05:45 PM (MuTTO)

142 I just saw a picture of Kellyanne's husband. EEEKKK!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 19, 2019 05:39 PM (dUJdY)
.........

He's definitely not callipygian.

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2019 05:45 PM (v0R5T)

143 Meh all of these awards is for these blowhards to stand around blowing each other.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 19, 2019 05:45 PM (4ErVI)

144 Against a full SWAT army with no rules? I doubt people can win that fight. Best thing is to not be there. And to guarantee if you can't sleep at your home, neither can they.
----------------/
I think the point was to fight back as a group, rather than to sit around meekly hoping they are knocking on your neighbors door and not yours. How long could a swat army stand up against 600 million firearms and 150 million people willing to fight back?

Posted by: Drc at March 19, 2019 05:46 PM (vbaSG)

145 When she made her comments about the rampant media bias in that interview (I forget who it was with) she did say "This will end my career."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 05:42 PM (AzW6q)

Mike Drop podcast.

Posted by: golfman at March 19, 2019 05:46 PM (OE84+)

146 Lefty scumbags never fight fair. I don't advise anyone to fight fair anyway it's a f'n war not a boxing match.

Posted by: freaked at March 19, 2019 05:46 PM (UdKB7)

147 And Loesch considers Tapper a good friend.

Posted by: buzzion at March 19, 2019 05:46 PM (WaxcS)

148 And here we are, decades later, just now realizing that Hollywood and the media are infested with anti-Americans and have been for decades. Education, too. Is there an English word for "taqiyya?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 19, 2019 05:44 PM (HaL55)


Disinformation

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 19, 2019 05:46 PM (5Yee7)

149 Deception and putting a life at risk, allowing people knowingly wrong to grandstand...why not a lawsuit? Against CNN A-N-D the award-givers?

Posted by: geewhiz at March 19, 2019 05:47 PM (G2Sbo)

150 Mike Drop podcast.
Posted by: golfman at March 19, 2019 05:46 PM (OE84+)

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That was the one.

She convinced me to remove her from the Canal Zek rolls.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 05:47 PM (AzW6q)

151

Against a full SWAT army with no rules? I doubt people can win that
fight. Best thing is to not be there. And to guarantee if you can't
sleep at your home, neither can they.


If they're mobilizing a SWAT team, they're not exactly there to question you, are they? That's the exact time to fight back. Word would spread...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 19, 2019 05:47 PM (HaL55)

152 Yeesh. I was just at Lifezette reading an article about Meggie Mac going off on PDT yesterday on The View because he's said mean (honest) things about her daddy and he'll never be loved like her Daddy Dearest.

There's a commenter there who has TDS bigly. Just told a former Marine with 32 years service he should hang for supporting Trump, and called him a traitor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 05:48 PM (ptqGC)

153 Meh all of these awards is for these blowhards to stand around blowing each other.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 19, 2019 05:45 PM (4ErVI)


There's always the classic of Katie Couric getting an award for "Gotcha." It was so pathetic.

Just watch. Cheatin', Lyin' Brazille will get one next if she hasn't already.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 19, 2019 05:48 PM (vEIlU)

154 I think the point was to fight back as a group, rather than to sit around meekly hoping they are knocking on your neighbors door and not yours.

Posted by: Drc at March 19, 2019 05:46 PM (vbaSG)

In theory, yes. In practice, such a plan needs to be ready months in advance. Don't tell me if you have one, I sure as hell won't. Either way, you need to have a plan for what you can do, alone, if no one else will help you.

Posted by: trev006 at March 19, 2019 05:48 PM (fPLS0)

155 And Loesch considers Tapper a good friend.

Posted by: buzzion at March 19, 2019 05:46 PM


*******

So...are they not friends anymore...or was this just all theater?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2019 05:48 PM (0tfLf)

156 "the Cronkite Center"

I'd be insulted by being included in that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 05:48 PM (6b1dn)

157

Trump's already gotten a handful of Nobel Peace Prizes, if he had D by his name.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 19, 2019 05:48 PM (vEIlU)

158 I just saw a picture of Kellyanne's husband. EEEKKK!



Posted by: Jewells45 at March 19, 2019 05:39 PM (dUJdY)


True fact: Tater hides out under Mr. Kellyanne Conway's chins for warmth.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 05:49 PM (ptqGC)

159 In theory, yes. In practice, such a plan needs to be ready months in advance. Don't tell me if you have one, I sure as hell won't. Either way, you need to have a plan for what you can do, alone, if no one else will help you.
Posted by: trev006 at March 19, 2019 05:48 PM (fPLS0)
----------------

Yep.

Posted by: Blake - On the Road in ID at March 19, 2019 05:49 PM (INrtr)

160 155 And Loesch considers Tapper a good friend.

Posted by: buzzion at March 19, 2019 05:46 PM


*******

So...are they not friends anymore...or was this just all theater?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2019 05:48 PM (0tfLf)



I actually don't know. The last time I heard her talking about him was on her show several months before this event had taken place. I do kind of wonder what she thought of her good friend Mr. Tapper after he helped to set her up like that.

Posted by: buzzion at March 19, 2019 05:50 PM (WaxcS)

161 If they're mobilizing a SWAT team, they're not exactly there to question you, are they? That's the exact time to fight back. Word would spread...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 19, 2019 05:47 PM (HaL55)

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That was Solzhenitsyn's point... at the end of the day there aren't so many government shock troops, and they have a bully mentality. If you fight back, they'll start refusing to show up.

Ain't no fun if you have to work for your pound of flesh.That's not what they sign up for.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 05:50 PM (AzW6q)

162 If they're mobilizing a SWAT team, they're not exactly there to question you, are they? That's the exact time to fight back. Word would spread...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 19, 2019 05:47 PM (HaL55)

But it means you're fighting on their terms. I don't want that, because it puts me at a huge disadvantage. I might not have a choice, at 3 AM, but if I have some warning? Say, if I live in a town where I'm not 100% sure about the sheriff and violence had intensified? Hell yes, I have to be out of there.

Posted by: trev006 at March 19, 2019 05:50 PM (fPLS0)

163 From the sidebar, interesting take from the Chinese.

Who has the flatter ass?

a. Brie Larson
b. Prince Charles.

Posted by: Fritz at March 19, 2019 05:51 PM (LuPts)

164 161 If they're mobilizing a SWAT team, they're not exactly there to question you, are they? That's the exact time to fight back. Word would spread...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 19, 2019 05:47 PM (HaL55)

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That was Solzhenitsyn's point... at the end of the day there aren't so many government shock troops, and they have a bully mentality. If you fight back, they'll start refusing to show up.

Ain't no fun if you have to work for your pound of flesh.That's not what they sign up for.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 05:50 PM (AzW6q)

You don't have to "win" in the strictest sense - you just have to make it costly for them to go around kicking in doors.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 05:51 PM (NWiLs)

165 Yeesh. I was just at Lifezette reading an article about Meggie Mac going off on PDT yesterday on The View because he's said mean (honest) things about her daddy and he'll never be loved like her Daddy Dearest.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 05:48 PM (ptqGC)


One of his McCain's last acts was to help destroy the country all because of a personal hate towards Trump. He'll go down in history for that.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 19, 2019 05:52 PM (vEIlU)

166 Either way, you need to have a plan for what you can do, alone, if no one else will help you.
Posted by: trev006 at March 19, 2019 05:48 PM (fPLS0)

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Yes. Have a plan with your group. Also have contingency plans for each of you to rally up and meet later if events move too quickly for Plan A.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 05:52 PM (AzW6q)

167 "the Cronkite Center"

Not good enough for the Lavrenti Beria Center, I guess.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 05:52 PM (6b1dn)

168 'But it means you're fighting on their terms.'

That's it exactly. If that shit starts happening I ain't staying where they can come get me.

Posted by: freaked at March 19, 2019 05:52 PM (UdKB7)

169 111 This reminds me of Lara Logan. Gosh does journalism treat its female members particularly bad.

What is our opinion of Lara?
Posted by: geewhiz at March 19, 2019 05:38 PM (G2Sbo)

Lara is in the camp of reality, after watching her native South Africa being stolen from the families of her friends she grew up with.

Reality has a way of bringing out the Conservative in you.

And now the rest of the "industry" has shunned her for some reason. Lara won't forget, IMO.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 05:52 PM (sy5kK)

170 I walked into the living room right as the evening news with Cronkite was finishing. Probably 70 or 71. Dad yells at the TV.

NO, THATS NOT THE WAY IT WAS, ITS THE WAY YOU THINK IT WAS, YOU HIPPIE LOVIN SUMBITCH!

Dad didn't like Walter much.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 19, 2019 05:53 PM (gC2IV)

171 The poor guy they send to take the weapons should look in to other employment, because their present gig could turn nasty.


Make everybody think very hard about what they're trying to do. Very. Hard.


It could be the very first time for most of them. You'd be doing them a favor, in a way.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy


Would be the very last time for some.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 05:53 PM (21UM+)

172 161 If they're mobilizing a SWAT team, they're not exactly there to question you, are they? That's the exact time to fight back. Word would spread...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 19, 2019 05:47 PM (HaL55)

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That was Solzhenitsyn's point... at the end of the day there aren't so many government shock troops, and they have a bully mentality. If you fight back, they'll start refusing to show up.


Total number of Gestapo agents in all of Europe?

5000.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 05:53 PM (6b1dn)

173 138:Is there an English word for "taqiyya?"


Useful Idiots?

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 19, 2019 05:53 PM (RSvbx)

174 Meh all of these awards is for these blowhards to stand around blowing each other.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 19, 2019 05:45 PM (4ErVI)

Frankly, too me, all awards are just a printed certificate with somebody's signature. I have a wall of them and more in boxes. Nobody really cares what award you won.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 19, 2019 05:53 PM (3OT++)

175 theory, yes. In practice, such a plan needs to be ready months in advance. Don't tell me if you have one, I sure as hell won't. Either way, you need to have a plan for what you can do, alone, if no one else will help you.
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I'm pretty sure that if I'm the first to be chosen, I'm screwed. The first few don't have a chance, but there is an opportunity to give them a bloody nose on the way out.
You are right organized resistance will take time.

Posted by: Drc at March 19, 2019 05:53 PM (vbaSG)

176 One of his McCain's last acts was to help destroy
the country all because of a personal hate towards Trump. He'll go down
in history for that.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 19, 2019 05:52 PM (vEIlU)


Meghan is going to continue to publicly wallow in her grief, as if she's the only person in the world to lose a beloved parent. She had months to say goodbye and spend time with the nasty old bastard. Some of us never got a day or an hour to say goodbye. She can STHU. I'm sick of her. She goes on to say PDT doesn't spend time with his own family. How the hell does she know? She's disgusting.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 05:54 PM (ptqGC)

177 Dad didn't like Walter much.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 19, 2019 05:53 PM (gC2IV)

The only "news" guy my grandpa hated more than Cronkite was Gunga Dan Rather.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 19, 2019 05:55 PM (xPJvm)

178 So I see merkel says no more payments to NATO... Move the base out of there immediately and put in Poland

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 05:55 PM (O2RFr)

179 I am seeing "Cronkite would be rolling over in his grave..." but would he? Maybe someone who is 29er than I am could verify, but I was under the impression that Cronkite was just the last and best talking head for Network TV's monopoly before cable and talk radio gave the rest of America a platform to dissent.

Posted by: Downcast at March 19, 2019 05:55 PM (RVHFh)

180 Good grief, the Five is debating reclining your plane seat on shorter flights. I used to fly a lot, and I took advantage of every inch I paid for, including reclining that whopping 2 inches in coach on all flights. I'm glad they have solved all the other things.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 05:56 PM (ffYR/)

181 She goes on to say PDT doesn't spend time with his own family.

Then who are all those people in the White House?

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2019 05:56 PM (f6lTY)

182 180 Good grief, the Five is debating reclining your plane seat on shorter flights. I used to fly a lot, and I took advantage of every inch I paid for, including reclining that whopping 2 inches in coach on all flights. I'm glad they have solved all the other things.
Posted by: Calm Mentor



That's an old Red Eye gag.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 19, 2019 05:57 PM (RSvbx)

183
And here we are, decades later, just now realizing that Hollywood and the media are infested with anti-Americans and have been for decades. Education, too. Is there an English word for "taqiyya?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 19, 2019 05:44 PM (HaL55)


"Democrat"?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 05:57 PM (sy5kK)

184 Yes. Have a plan with your group. Also have contingency plans for each of you to rally up and meet later if events move too quickly for Plan A.


*scratches head*

I don't have a group. Except you pixels.

If I go around trying to join a group at this point the group will think I'm a Fed and the Feds will think I'm some sort of Separatist and then everyone will rat me out of shoot me.

Nah. I'm going lone wolf. Will do my best to gather my sons.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2019 05:57 PM (fuK7c)

185 What is our opinion of Lara?

Boobies.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 05:58 PM (oVJmc)

186 Math is hard - so is lead.


Posted by: DaveA at March 19, 2019 05:44 PM (FhXTo)

Ah yes, another tshirt idea.

*whips out notebook*

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 05:58 PM (MaEME)

187 How long could a swat army stand up against 600 million firearms and 150 million people willing to fight back?
Posted by: Drc at March 19, 2019 05:46 PM (vbaSG)


Tuesday, 2pm.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 05:58 PM (sy5kK)

188 The Cronkite Center For Folks Who Can't Code Good.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 19, 2019 05:58 PM (4e+hS)

189 186 Math is hard - so is lead.


Posted by: DaveA at March 19, 2019 05:44 PM (FhXTo)

Ah yes, another tshirt idea.

*whips out notebook*
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 05:58 PM (MaEME)

I thought lead was soft, relatively speaking.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 05:59 PM (NWiLs)

190 She goes on to say PDT doesn't spend time with his own family. How the hell does she know? She's disgusting.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 05:54 PM (ptqGC)

Brace yourself for a shock, but John McStain's daughter is lying. Trump has much better relations with his wife- even his ex-wives- then most people could hope for.

The Meg needs reminding that the Reagans spat on her father for the way he treated his first wife.

Posted by: trev006 at March 19, 2019 05:59 PM (fPLS0)

191 Bandersnatch, did you not go to the NoVA MoMe?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2019 05:59 PM (1+CaC)

192 Just a little OT. States making an end run around the electoral college by granting theirs to the winner of the popular vote get really woke in 2020. PDT takes the popular and mass Jim Jones suicides begin in Boulder, Seattle, Portland, etc.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 19, 2019 06:00 PM (xzqr4)

193 I don't have a group. Except you pixels.

If I go around trying to join a group at this point the group will think I'm a Fed and the Feds will think I'm some sort of Separatist and then everyone will rat me out of shoot me.

Nah. I'm going lone wolf. Will do my best to gather my sons.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


Bring a copy of the Horde cookbook. Come to Texas. You'll be in.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 06:00 PM (21UM+)

194 I am glad that McCain has lost his vote, but I wish he could have lived longer so he could have seen his last backstabbing efforts come to naught.
And good for his spawn for defending her dad, but only the nevertrumpers and maybe the strange GOP voting public in AZ are buying it.

Posted by: Downcast at March 19, 2019 06:00 PM (RVHFh)

195 U.S. out of Germany.

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2019 06:00 PM (v0R5T)

196 "I thought lead was soft, relatively speaking."

Relative to ballistic gel, nope.

Posted by: freaked at March 19, 2019 06:00 PM (UdKB7)

197
So...are they not friends anymore...or was this just all theater?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2019 05:48 PM (0tfLf)


I actually don't know. The last time I heard her talking about him was on her show several months before this event had taken place. I do kind of wonder what she thought of her good friend Mr. Tapper after he helped to set her up like that.
Posted by: buzzion at March 19, 2019 05:50 PM (WaxcS)


It was all a setup for theater, so Dana should just be a good sport, like all conservatives, and just let it go.


/s

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 06:01 PM (sy5kK)

198 Bandersnatch, did you not go to the NoVA MoMe?


Twice! I'm just saying I don't have a local posse.

Gonna try to make it to Texas next year, yours sounds awesome.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2019 06:01 PM (fuK7c)

199 That was Solzhenitsyn's point... at the end of the day there aren't so many government shock troops, and they have a bully mentality. If you fight back, they'll start refusing to show up.

Ain't no fun if you have to work for your pound of flesh.That's not what they sign up for.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 05:50 PM (AzW6q)

And when loved ones start disappearing while they're out chasing us, they won't even leave home. Even better.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 06:01 PM (MaEME)

200 Good grief, the Five is debating reclining your plane seat on shorter flights. I used to fly a lot, and I took advantage of every inch I paid for, including reclining that whopping 2 inches in coach on all flights. I'm glad they have solved all the other things.
Posted by: Calm Mentor


That's an old Red Eye gag.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 19, 2019 05:57 PM (RSvbx)


Shillue would go nuts. He's so tall.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 19, 2019 06:02 PM (vEIlU)

201 Brave Jake Tapper unfollowed Dana Loesch after she criticized CNN for receiving this "award".

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 19, 2019 06:02 PM (4e+hS)

202 When is the next Texas meet, anyways? Sounds baller.

Posted by: trev006 at March 19, 2019 06:02 PM (fPLS0)

203

Relative to ballistic gel, nope.

It's also difficult to gauge compared to Prog's heads: they're soft and hard at the same time. Which violates a couple of laws of physics...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 19, 2019 06:02 PM (HaL55)

204 Re: the sidebar - Brie Larson does not look like a middle aged housewife. I've seen way better looking middle aged housewives than her.

Posted by: josephistan at March 19, 2019 06:03 PM (Izzlo)

205 I thought lead was soft, relatively speaking.
Posted by: Insomniac


It is. Until 230 grains hits you at 950 fps.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 06:03 PM (21UM+)

206 Picture of Lara's perfectly matched boobies:
May not be safe for family viewing:

http://tinyurl.com/y29jnj36

Posted by: Iloveboobies at March 19, 2019 06:03 PM (AllCR)

207 You are right organized resistance will take time.

Posted by: Drc at March 19, 2019 05:53 PM (vbaSG)

Which is why it has to be organized NOW, not later.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 06:04 PM (MaEME)

208 Good grief, the Five is debating reclining your plane seat on shorter flights. I used to fly a lot, and I took advantage of every inch I paid for, including reclining that whopping 2 inches in coach on all flights. I'm glad they have solved all the other things.
Posted by: Calm Mentor


That's an old Red Eye gag.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 19, 2019 05:57 PM (RSvbx)

--------------------------------

This time it was in response to a whiny tweet from some scrunt.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 06:04 PM (ffYR/)

209 'It is. Until 230 grains hits you at 950 fps'

Be like water. Very fast water.

Posted by: zombie Bruce Lee at March 19, 2019 06:04 PM (UdKB7)

210 192 Just a little OT. States making an end run around the electoral college by granting theirs to the winner of the popular vote get really woke in 2020. PDT takes the popular and mass Jim Jones suicides begin in Boulder, Seattle, Portland, etc.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 19, 2019 06:00 PM (xzqr4)


I see. But you mentioned a problem?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 06:04 PM (6b1dn)

211 And when loved ones start disappearing while they're out chasing us, they won't even leave home. Even better.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 06:01 PM (MaEME)


They have loved ones?

Posted by: Emmie at March 19, 2019 06:05 PM (4HMW8)

212 Brave Jake Tapper unfollowed Dana Loesch after she criticized CNN for receiving this "award".
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 19, 2019 06:02 PM (4e+hS)


That shows he lost the argument. He ran like a little... with nothing of intelligence to rebut.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 19, 2019 06:05 PM (vEIlU)

213 This time it was in response to a whiny tweet from some scrunt.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 06:04 PM (ffYR/)


Because women are typically so long in the legs that legroom is a big issue for them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 06:05 PM (6b1dn)

214 23 Well, being Dana, she was probably packing, so...
Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 19, 2019 05:19 PM (KCxuz)

Even if...

That situation was one where it would have been utterly useless to try to defend herself with a gun.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at March 19, 2019 06:06 PM (BD/yx)

215 How long could a swat army stand up against 600 million firearms and 150 million people willing to fight back?
Posted by: Drc at March 19, 2019 05:46 PM (vbaSG)

Unfortunately, there isn't 150 million willing to fight back. Not even close.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 06:06 PM (MaEME)

216 Bring a copy of the Horde cookbook. Come to Texas. You'll be in.


I'll go full Book of Eli. I'll bring blank paper and draw it again.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2019 06:06 PM (fuK7c)

217

That shows he lost the argument. He ran like a little... with nothing of intelligence to rebut.

Ain't that just like every bully you've ever seen.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 19, 2019 06:07 PM (HaL55)

218 That shows he lost the argument. He ran like a little... with nothing of intelligence to rebut.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 19, 2019 06:05 PM (vEIlU)

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Plus, as appears to be the case even with his Leftist colleagues, he is a peevish little schoolgirl who can brook no criticism from anyone.

Seriously - even other media progtards say this about him. An ego the size of a Panamax freighter.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 06:07 PM (AzW6q)

219 175 theory, yes. In practice, such a plan needs to be ready months in advance. Don't tell me if you have one, I sure as hell won't. Either way, you need to have a plan for what you can do, alone, if no one else will help you.
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I'm pretty sure that if I'm the first to be chosen, I'm screwed. The first few don't have a chance, but there is an opportunity to give them a bloody nose on the way out.
You are right organized resistance will take time.
Posted by: Drc at March 19, 2019 05:53 PM (vbaSG)


They are called "MoMe's". Held all over the country. Attend one and learn. Feel better.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 06:07 PM (sy5kK)

220
178 So I see merkel says no more payments to NATO... Move the base out of there immediately and put in Poland

you think there's only one?

Posted by: Anachronda at March 19, 2019 06:08 PM (sGtp+)

221 "I showed up in good faith..."

That's where you fucked up.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at March 19, 2019 06:08 PM (zz291)

222 theory, yes. In practice, such a plan needs to be ready months in advance. Don't tell me if you have one, I sure as hell won't. Either way, you need to have a plan for what you can do, alone, if no one else will help you.
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I'm pretty sure that if I'm the first to be chosen, I'm screwed. The first few don't have a chance, but there is an opportunity to give them a bloody nose on the way out.
You are right organized resistance will take time.
Posted by: Drc at March 19, 2019 05:53 PM (vbaSG)

The British won the battles of Lexington and Concord. They didn't win the march back to Boston.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2019 06:08 PM (FTPn0)

223 I thought lead was soft, relatively speaking.

Compared to people mercury is the only soft metal - and it's poisonous.

Posted by: DaveA at March 19, 2019 06:08 PM (FhXTo)

224 Which is why it has to be organized NOW, not later.
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Seems like a momee would be a good place to start.

Posted by: Drc at March 19, 2019 06:08 PM (vbaSG)

225 On the previous story about the teachers pushing Islamic propaganda: I would have a hard time not going medieval if my children were being fed those lies.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 19, 2019 06:08 PM (xK+pN)

226 Gonna try to make it to Texas next year, yours sounds awesome.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2019 06:01 PM (fuK7c)

I wish our posse could meet up a little more often, and get some planning going. I ain't gettin' any younger.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 06:09 PM (MaEME)

227 I just saw a picture of Kellyanne's husband. EEEKKK!

Posted by: Jewells45

The Shape of NeverTrump - could be a movie, right?

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 06:10 PM (32YRo)

228 Well Dana. I feel for you but you are old and experienced enough to smell a setup when it is sniffing your ass. You trusted leftards and that is just plain dumb.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at March 19, 2019 06:10 PM (0v57o)

229 My biggest concern re: NATO is our base (Incirlik AFB) in Turkey. That base in a hostile Islamist nation is where we - get this - store a bunch of nukes.

Wicked smaht!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 06:10 PM (AzW6q)

230 Brie Larson is very pretty.Unfortunately she is apparently a bitter,nasty woman.

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2019 06:10 PM (BXMxN)

231 Let's see, who else confiscated guns?

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 19, 2019 06:10 PM (p0nVR)

232 178 So I see merkel says no more payments to NATO... Move the base out of there immediately and put in Poland
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 05:55 PM (O2RFr)

F that. Keep the bases. Add another in Poland.

And have the troops start dining out in uniform and on the arm.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at March 19, 2019 06:11 PM (zz291)

233 Gonna try to make it to Texas next year, yours sounds awesome.
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It would be a good idea to get well regulated on your own too. Be prepared as an individual to function on the team.

Posted by: Drc at March 19, 2019 06:11 PM (vbaSG)

234 Brave Jake Tapper unfollowed Dana Loesch after she criticized CNN for receiving this "award".
Posted by: Dr Spank

Brave Sir Jake, bravely ran away...

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 06:11 PM (32YRo)

235 trev006, Oct 19th. Long range and short range shooting included

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2019 06:11 PM (1+CaC)

236 215 How long could a swat army stand up against 600 million firearms and 150 million people willing to fight back?
Posted by: Drc at March 19, 2019 05:46 PM (vbaSG)

Unfortunately, there isn't 150 million willing to fight back. Not even close.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 06:06 PM (MaEME)



Three Percent of 320 million is 9.6 million.

Three Percent is an historically Revolutionary concept.

Discuss.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 06:12 PM (sy5kK)

237 And when loved ones start disappearing while they're out chasing us, they won't even leave home. Even better.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 06:01 PM (MaEME)

They have loved ones?

Posted by: Emmie at March 19, 2019 06:05 PM (4HMW

Yes. A lot of people will be invested in the socialist hellhole they'll try to impose.

Maximum discouragement must be encouraged.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 06:12 PM (MaEME)

238 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Zombie "Hanoi Walt" Cronkite at March 19, 2019 06:12 PM (Tyii7)

239 The British won the battles of Lexington and Concord. They didn't win the march back to Boston.
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So that means planning should start now.

Posted by: Drc at March 19, 2019 06:13 PM (vbaSG)

240 227 I just saw a picture of Kellyanne's husband. EEEKKK!

Posted by: Jewells45

The Shape of NeverTrump - could be a movie, right?
Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 06:10 PM (32YRo)

They already made The Blob.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 06:13 PM (NWiLs)

241 ECB, we will have a mid summer function as well.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2019 06:13 PM (1+CaC)

242
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Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2019 06:13 PM (ePWRo)

243 430 million for Trout, they say he could have got over 500 million in a bidding war. The Angles are playing games with Anaheim, threatening to move unless they get a new stadium. Same old song and dacnce.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 19, 2019 06:13 PM (oudRS)

244 Our new governor fired Scott fucking Israel first week. Bam!!!! Like a boss.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at March 19, 2019 06:14 PM (Jj+59)

245 The unbridled greed that drives NeverTrump in the media world is the same greed that drives them in the kitchen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 06:14 PM (AzW6q)

246 I showed up in good faith for genuine conversation knowing that at best, it would be a tough event.
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I think I've found the problem. She was acting in good faith for a genuine tough conversion. They were staging an anti gun narrative. They have no good faith.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2019 06:14 PM (IDhUW)

247 Brie Larson is very pretty.Unfortunately she is apparently a bitter,nasty woman.

Posted by: steevy

Her flat ass is in direct proportion to her, err...top side attributes. But, yeah. She's not ugly.

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 06:15 PM (32YRo)

248

Our new governor fired Scott fucking Israel first week. Bam!!!! Like a boss.

Too bad he didn't have him arrested for 17 counts of criminal negligence.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 19, 2019 06:15 PM (HaL55)

249 NOOD Goolag.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 06:15 PM (MaEME)

250 >>>229 My biggest concern re: NATO is our base (Incirlik AFB) in Turkey. That base in a hostile Islamist nation is where we - get this - store a bunch of nukes.

Wicked smaht!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 06:10 PM (AzW6q)
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When they were storming the embassy in Iran there were Marines on the premiss ready to defend it.
Carter failed.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2019 06:15 PM (ePWRo)

251 "You know, Trump is the one thing standing between them and America going socialist."

Posted by: mikeyG at March 19, 2019 06:16 PM (LL1Be)

252 They already made The Blob.

Posted by: Insomniac

Okay, so this is why I come here...ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 06:16 PM (32YRo)

253 Lie down with dogs and wake up with fleas Dana. CNN should be ignored by anyone claiming to be conservative.

Posted by: fleaked at March 19, 2019 06:17 PM (UdKB7)

254 178 So I see merkel says no more payments to NATO... Move the base out of there immediately and put in Poland
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 05:55 PM (O2RFr)


A nice hefty tariff on Krautmobiles might get her attention.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 06:17 PM (6b1dn)

255 225 On the previous story about the teachers pushing Islamic propaganda: I would have a hard time not going medieval if my children were being fed those lies.
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If your children are in public school they are being fed lies.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2019 06:17 PM (IDhUW)

256 Carter failed.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2019 06:15 PM (ePWRo)


Now THERE'S an evergreen.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 06:17 PM (6b1dn)

257 But they totally wouldn't kill us, if given the chance.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 19, 2019 06:19 PM (vcatx)

258 ----
I think I've found the problem. She was acting in good faith for a genuine tough conversion. They were staging an anti gun narrative. They have no good faith.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2019 06:14 PM (IDhUW)


Perfectly stated.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 06:19 PM (sy5kK)

259 I never understood why many on the right expected so much more from Tapper.

He's no better than Tater. He's just avoided a appropriate nickname.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 19, 2019 06:21 PM (XEtO0)

260

Yep.


Come confiscate my weapons.


We'll just have a daisy of a time.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 19, 2019 06:24 PM (S/hVx)

261 Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.


Somebody is insane and it's not me.

Posted by: fleaked at March 19, 2019 06:25 PM (UdKB7)

262 261 Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.


Somebody is insane and it's not me.
Posted by: fleaked at March 19, 2019 06:25 PM (UdKB7)

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This is a joke, right?

Posted by: SMH at March 19, 2019 06:28 PM (RU4sa)

263 Brave Sir Tapper ran away

(No!)

Bravely ran away away

(I didn't!)

When Dana's video reared its ugly head

He bravely turned his tail and fled

(No!)

Yes, brave Sir Tapper turned about

(I didn't!)

And gallantly he blocked her tweets.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at March 19, 2019 06:29 PM (Hn6S7)

264 Let us imagine a reverse of the event, FoxNews hosting a town hall in Buffalo, NY to have a "conversation" about the new state law and third trimester abortions.

Let Fox pack the hall with pro lifers, rabid ones, and invite any and all upstate legislative reps who voted yea.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 19, 2019 06:29 PM (+fPHo)

265 I'm pretty sure that mere breathing by a conservative is now considered a microaggression ...

Posted by: ShainS -- 2020 Dem candidate promising free hookers and blow to all! at March 19, 2019 06:31 PM (PYnRT)

266 Did she expect the CRONKITE award go to actual like reporting or something?

Cronkite was the o.g. Network liberal shill of the beginning of network news.

He purposely lied and twisted what he said for partisan purposes and bragged about it when he was long retired and no one cared.

What you think he got that serious face naturally?

He's the forerunner of Tapper; spent hours looking in a mirror and making those faces when and how he wanted them so he could fake sincerity. No one fakes their facial expressions right? Right?

No one but actors and actresses to carry the emotion because that's what people do when sincere; they react facially to things that surprise them or shock them or concern them etc.

The one tapper does I like is that Oh So Serious look he gets when someone said something he's very very concerned about it's so bad. He knew 3 hours ago what the moron speaking was going to say. Why the surprise?

Cause that sells sincerity.

And no one sells fake sincerity like Jake.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 19, 2019 06:35 PM (XEtO0)

267 "This is a joke, right?"

It's hard to be more absurd than the loony left.

Posted by: fleaked at March 19, 2019 06:39 PM (UdKB7)

268 235 trev006, Oct 19th. Long range and short range shooting included

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2019 06:11 PM (1+CaC)

I'll mark my calendar.

Posted by: trev006 at March 19, 2019 06:50 PM (fPLS0)

269 Might already be mentioned but Dana Loesch tweeted that Jake Tapper has now blocked her on Twitter for criticizing him and this award.

Posted by: LukeHandCool at March 19, 2019 07:15 PM (0XX9T)

Newton, MA Parents Launch Lawsuit Against School District For Teaching Their Kids... Blatant Antisemitic Propaganda

Wow.


Some of the evidence described in the complaint goes to support their complaint that students were being taught Jews and Christians deliberately forged their holy texts to contradict the Muslim Qur'an. Another textbook instructed that Zionism has "little connection" to Jewish history in "Palestine." Students were also taught Jews took advantage of the Holocaust to gain sympathy for Zionism at the expense of "Arab plight," and Israelis were compared to Nazis amid claims they've treated Palestinians like Nazis historically treated Jews.

"In looking for the sources of the anti-Semitic and anti-Israel bigotry in the Newton curriculum, we discovered a few bad apple teachers who view their teaching positions as giving them license to promote their personal political agendas," APT Executive Director Ilya Feoktistov said. "We are also looking closely at a common pattern with these politicized teachers -- most, if not all, have taken professional development courses developed with foreign funding by the governments of Qatar and Saudi Arabia."

"Newton history teachers and school administrators must think either that anti-discrimination laws do not apply to them, or that these laws do not protect their Jewish and Israeli students," APT President Charles Jacobs said.

I think it was very tolerant and open-minded of us to invite the vicious and violent politics of the Islamic world into our government and schools.

It's important we elect as many radical/antisemitic Democrat officials as possible to really teach those Trump Voters a lesson they won't soon forget.

BTW, a friend tells me the Bulwark Remnant's new endlessly-repeated meme -- replacing "But Gorsuch" and "But the economy" and "But etc." -- is "The Left made me do it." Like if you say you want to vote against Democrats because they've gone crazy, they insult you by saying "The left made me do it.

In other words, "the left made me indirectly support Trump by outing themselves as antisemitic socialists and that makes me not a Real Conservative at all."

Apparently, if you were a Real Conservative, you'd accept the Democrat platform of socialism and antisemitism as a fair price to pay for opposing the Drumpfenkoenig.

It's sort of the NeverTrumpers' version of "Bro, do you even lift?" or "Sure, you subscribe to Thrasher magazine, but do you even skate, bro?"

(That last one lifted from Ya Boi Zach.)

Yup:

I am sorry you guys think Trump is icky, but I don't get how one travels from "I don't like that vulgar construction mogul" to "Say, that bartender who wants the government to control all aspects of our lives might be onto something."

Posted by: Lizzy


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:01 PM




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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 04:02 PM (q8oeS)

2 so much red!

anyway yay Newtown. They've finally found their limit!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 19, 2019 04:03 PM (Rarvo)

3 Damned skippy! Sue their asses off.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2019 04:04 PM (0tfLf)

4 Ya Boi Zach

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This sounds Jewish.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I mean there is no way gay marriage leads to the end of women's sports. at March 19, 2019 04:04 PM (xyung)

5 Try to use RICO on them too.

Posted by: skwilli at March 19, 2019 04:04 PM (zllbf)

6 Oh...and what Lizzy said!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2019 04:05 PM (0tfLf)

7 I raised a lot of money in Newton. Lots of bags of Jew gold there. I guess now we will just steal it, ya know?

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 19, 2019 04:05 PM (AaCJy)

8 Schools are the main propaganda outlet that needs fixing. Leftists knew this long ago and they've infiltrated every public school. This is why lefty politicians hate private or charter schools. Climate change, socialism (BIRM) you name it, all being pushed in public schools.

Posted by: GregV61 at March 19, 2019 04:05 PM (FLpne)

9 Nice Link.

Posted by: Jimmy Dean at March 19, 2019 04:05 PM (xHsS4)

10 Opps...late for a call.
Later 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2019 04:05 PM (0tfLf)

11 Prosecutors drop charges on Kraft's handy. Who could have seen that coming?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 19, 2019 04:06 PM (2LelM)

12 Interesting that this complaint comes from students and not teachers, hm?

Teachers, the smart ones, teach antisemetic dribble in Massachusetts and they either don't care or don't realize it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 04:06 PM (q8oeS)

13 Good Lord, these people.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 19, 2019 04:06 PM (ufFY8)

14 Prosecutors drop charges on Kraft's handy.

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Is that in the cheese section or the pasta aisle?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I mean there is no way gay marriage leads to the end of women's sports. at March 19, 2019 04:07 PM (xyung)

15 >> but I don't get how one travels from ....

Maybe it's the c*ck buffet?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 19, 2019 04:07 PM (LWu6U)

16 Throughout history, Jews have enjoyed swimming in the village well. Newton has a well. Just saying.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at March 19, 2019 04:07 PM (AaCJy)

17 Future History has never steered us wrong. Embrace Future History.

Posted by: Children of AOC at March 19, 2019 04:07 PM (vDqXW)

18 >>Prosecutors drop charges on Kraft's handy. Who could have seen that coming?


Old man goes in for massage...
Gets a handjo.
Returns the next day...


Yeah. That case isn't gonna stick.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 04:08 PM (xHsS4)

19 These douche-nozzles live just up the road from me.

No fvcks given. They voted this shit upon themselves.

Posted by: DocJ at March 19, 2019 04:08 PM (NYS7S)

20 Newton

Anton Fig went to high school there.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2019 04:08 PM (4AeKb)

21 Prosecutors drop charges on Kraft's handy.

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The Jupiter FL PD is about as competent as the Broward County School Response Unit.

Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 04:08 PM (sX1BW)

22 Jews and Christians deliberately forged their holy texts to contradict the Muslim Qur'an

AND THEN PLANTED WEATHERED COPIES IN CAVES IN THE NEGEV.



Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 19, 2019 04:08 PM (ZR1GH)

23
Honestly, they fell for the old "the Bible was written after the Koran" trick?

Some of these public school teachers must be as thick as plumber's putty.

Posted by: Sphynx at March 19, 2019 04:09 PM (rXie1)

24 so, this is blue on blue yeah?

*grabs popcorn*

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 19, 2019 04:09 PM (8D42x)

25 Sue like the wind!

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 19, 2019 04:09 PM (0OmEj)

26 23
Honestly, they fell for the old "the Bible was written after the Koran" trick?

Some of these public school teachers must be as thick as plumber's putty.
Posted by: Sphynx at March 19, 2019 04:09 PM (rXie1)

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They're underpaid! If they just got a 15% pay raise every year no matter what their performance, they'd become better teachers!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 04:09 PM (q8oeS)

27 Some of these public school teachers must be as thick as plumber's putty.
Posted by: Sphynx at March 19, 2019 04:09 PM (rXie1)

You seen the products of a state-college (particularly in a place like Massachusetts) "Education" program lately?

Posted by: DocJ at March 19, 2019 04:10 PM (NYS7S)

28 I lived in the town next door to Newton for many years. Decades really. I never saw Democrats there engage in antisemitism until Trump. Trump made them do it.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at March 19, 2019 04:10 PM (AaCJy)

29

You can pay too much for a handjob, but you can never pay too much for a Lawyer.

Posted by: Robert Kraft at March 19, 2019 04:10 PM (xHsS4)

30 Some of the evidence described in the complaint goes to support their complaint that students were being taught Jews and Christians deliberately forged their holy texts to contradict the Muslim Qur'an. Another textbook instructed that Zionism has "little connection" to Jewish history in "Palestine." Students were also taught Jews took advantage of the Holocaust to gain sympathy for Zionism at the expense of "Arab plight," and Israelis were compared to Nazis amid claims they've treated Palestinians like Nazis historically treated Jews.

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So no math was taught?

Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 04:10 PM (sX1BW)

31 Future History has never steered us wrong. Embrace Future History.

Posted by: Children of AOC at March 19, 2019 04:07 PM (vDqXW)




She comes for you, Malachi!

Posted by: The Original GW at March 19, 2019 04:10 PM (rwVFm)

32 30
So no math was taught?
Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 04:10 PM (sX1BW)

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Math is a tool of the patriarchy designed to keep down people of color.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 04:10 PM (q8oeS)

33 The "Arab plight."

Ponder that one for a moment, folks.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 19, 2019 04:10 PM (ZR1GH)

34 So are MA teachers going to let on that America stole all that NASA technology and modern medicine from Mecca? Or will they go with the ancient aliens? Tough call.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 19, 2019 04:10 PM (2LelM)

35 Fvck them all.

First they were all down on the brothers because they were uppity after getting freed, then they turned to killing the unborn, now the mofo's are after Jews because they exist. It's like it was a requirement to be a racist bigot to be a member of the Democrat party

Posted by: Gmac-Officialy a fossile-Now get offa my lawn at March 19, 2019 04:11 PM (qZdIZ)

36 Newton has one of the largest percentage of Jewish citizens of any town or city in Mass. This would be among the worst places in the state to try this crap.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2019 04:11 PM (/tuJf)

37 Schools are the main propaganda outlet that needs fixing to be eliminated.

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Government has no business teaching kids. If the State feels it has a positive interest in an educated populace, let them collect taxes, distribute them in the form of education vouchers, and require parents to use them at a private institution of their choosing.

Fire every last useless mind-destroying progbot "educator" and the bureaucratic lickspittles who manage them.

Sell off all the physical plant.

Hold some school buildings in reserve from the auction block and fit them out as lending libraries.

I would also be in favor of branding the faces of many egregious former "educators" to ensure they can never work in the field again, as well.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 04:11 PM (AzW6q)

38 off Father of the Country sock

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 19, 2019 04:11 PM (rwVFm)

39 So no math was taught?
Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 04:10 PM (sX1BW)

Math is racist. And sexist.

Posted by: DocJ at March 19, 2019 04:11 PM (NYS7S)

40 most, if not all, have taken professional development courses developed with foreign funding by the governments of Qatar and Saudi Arabia."


fire them. if they whine about their pensions, point them towards Mecca.

Posted by: x at March 19, 2019 04:11 PM (nFwvY)

41 The Arab Blight, you say?

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 04:11 PM (xHsS4)

42 My history is a little fuzzy. But didn't the Jews and Christians precede Islam by over a millennia, and didn't they borrow generously from the Torah and Bible and actually quote it?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 04:11 PM (VpIIl)

43 AND THEN PLANTED WEATHERED COPIES IN CAVES IN THE NEGEV.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 19, 2019 04:08 PM (ZR1GH)
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Ace of Hate used his TIMEMACHINE TO DO IT!!

Posted by: Wacko Tuesday at March 19, 2019 04:11 PM (vDqXW)

44 My father is from Newton, and the joke there is: why is Newton's nickname "The Garden City"? Answer: because there's a Rose-in-bloom (Rosenbloom) on every corner. It's a very Jewish city. Surprising that this kind of thing could occur there...or not.

Posted by: Lex at March 19, 2019 04:11 PM (jUOcg)

45 1937 Germany
it's back

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 19, 2019 04:12 PM (dm05u)

46 45 1937 Germany
it's back
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 19, 2019 04:12 PM (dm05u)

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1944 Italy.

Link in nic!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 04:12 PM (q8oeS)

47 The "Arab plight."


Chronic inbreeding?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 19, 2019 04:12 PM (rwVFm)

48 Schools are the main propaganda outlet that needs fixing. Leftists knew this long ago and they've infiltrated every public school. This is why lefty politicians hate private or charter schools. Climate change, socialism (BIRM) you name it, all being pushed in public schools.

Posted by: GregV61 at March 19, 2019 04:05 PM (FLpne)

And why they especially hate home schooling.

Which is why I keep bringing up the Cato (me, not the failing institute) Plan.

Privatize the public schools and give each parent a voucher (adjusted for inflation) equal to what the current system would have spent.

Private school? Give them the voucher, pay the difference, if there is one. Home school? Keep the voucher, as long as your kid's education meets standards.

The science is on our side, private and home school students vastly outperform public school students. We can give this advantage to everyone, without costing a dime more than we already spend.

Struggling families would also benefit greatly from the second incomes that would come from home schooling.

Everyone wins but the bureaucrats and the Teachers' Unions. Aren't they a sacrifice we should make? For the children, of course.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 19, 2019 04:12 PM (J+mig)

49 most, if not all, have taken professional development courses developed with foreign funding by the governments of Qatar and Saudi Arabia.

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So no different than the Bulwark.

Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 04:12 PM (sX1BW)

50 All public schools must have CCTV in the classroom & the parents can log in and watch at any time ...

Posted by: Adriane the Depressing Literature Critic ... at March 19, 2019 04:12 PM (LPnfS)

51 The "Arab plight."

Ponder that one for a moment, folks.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 19, 2019 04:10 PM (ZR1GH)
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The Arab's Burden.

Posted by: Yassir! at March 19, 2019 04:12 PM (vDqXW)

52 Honestly, they fell for the old "the Bible was written after the Koran" trick?

Some of these public school teachers must be as thick as plumber's putty.
Posted by: Sphynx at March 19, 2019 04:09 PM (rXie1)
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Last I checked, Islam is the newest Abrahamic religion. As such, if there is anything to it at all (there isn't of course), the Muslims wrote the Koran to contradict the Torah and the Bible.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 04:13 PM (I2dne)

53 I live and work a town over from Newton and a Jewish Temple in the area (where I teach) is having DAVID FUCKING HOGG accept an award from an anti-gun group.

Two worlds indeed.

Posted by: phone of kari at March 19, 2019 04:13 PM (USdP+)

54 "Some of the evidence described in the complaint goes to support their complaint that students were being taught Jews and Christians deliberately forged their holy texts to contradict the Muslim Qur'an."

***********

I care about half of that

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at March 19, 2019 04:13 PM (Q/6aX)

55 >>>50 All public schools must have CCTV in the classroom & the parents can log in and watch at any time ...
Posted by: Adriane the Depressing Literature Critic

that's a good idea.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 04:13 PM (PbpT7)

56 What goes around comes around. take evolution out of text books. down play slavery for states rights bring christianity back into class room. Now the musims are doing the same they can take over school boards too!

Posted by: raimondo at March 19, 2019 04:13 PM (zA1+a)

57 Today in school we learned about how Jews are really mushrooms.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 04:13 PM (oZ6kz)

58 >>Last I checked, Islam is the newest Abrahamic religion. As such, if there is anything to it at all (there isn't of course), the Muslims wrote the Koran to contradict the Torah and the Bible.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Looks like someone is asking for a Fatwah.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 04:13 PM (xHsS4)

59 The "Arab plight."

Chronic inbreeding?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 19, 2019 04:12 PM (rwVFm)
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Goats who tease?!

Posted by: Axeman at March 19, 2019 04:13 PM (vDqXW)

60 The Jupiter FL PD is about as competent as the Broward County School Response Unit.

This case was so badly put together I would be stunned if Jupiter did not end up paying his legal fees. And more.

Posted by: Hick Follywood, tired but still marching at March 19, 2019 04:14 PM (AaCJy)

61 Felonious vonPantsuit got 78.9% of the vote in Newton in 2016.

No fucks given.

Posted by: DocJ at March 19, 2019 04:14 PM (NYS7S)

62
Jews and Christians
deliberately forged their holy texts to contradict the Muslim Quran.
LOL.
Mohammed was an illiterate living more
than 600+ years after the Christian texts, let alone the Torah.
Dumbasses.
Side note: I know an American of
Iranian descent (family fled the country in 79 when he was high
school age), and he said Islam was drilled in him constantly over
there. He also said that Mohammed was illiterate, but suddenly and
mysteriously instantly knew how to read and write. He never
really bought that one.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 19, 2019 04:14 PM (ufFY8)

63 >>>57 Today in school we learned about how Jews are really mushrooms.

what's the mushroom reference? Garrett told me to eat my mushrooms.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 04:14 PM (PbpT7)

64 Damn phone

Posted by: Huck Follywood, tired but still marching at March 19, 2019 04:14 PM (AaCJy)

65 Lizzy nailed it.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 19, 2019 04:14 PM (jUVms)

66 >>All public schools must have CCTV in the classroom & the parents can log in and watch at any time ...


Pretty sure you could get Pornhub to sponsor the install fees.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 04:14 PM (xHsS4)

67 Y U insult holly Koran?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 04:14 PM (NWiLs)

68 61 Felonious vonPantsuit got 78.9% of the vote in Newton in 2016.

No fucks given.
Posted by: DocJ at March 19, 2019 04:14 PM (NYS7S)

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"Trust us, it's Republicans with the antisemetism problem."
-Northeastern Democrats

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 04:14 PM (q8oeS)

69 The Bulwark are the people that were always guiding us down the path of Defeat With Honor. They're really not happy that we've stopped following them and said 'We're tired of losing, we think we need to start winning now before it's too late.'

Looking back, they've been the Judas Goats for a long time now.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 04:15 PM (oVJmc)

70 Some of these public school teachers must be as thick as plumber's putty.



Journalism majors thank the god they don't believe in every day for the Teachers College keeping them off the bottom of the Entering SAT list.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 19, 2019 04:15 PM (rwVFm)

71 Horrifying. And I'm positive this is not happening within the confines of Newton, MA. Isn't that huge textbook publisher in TX (can't think of the name) tied into the islamic world somehow? And it's subtly pushing the advancement of islam in our kids' history texts?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 19, 2019 04:15 PM (JoUsr)

72
As part of the lawsuit settlement, the teachers will be restrained and forced to learn History and Geography, two areas of study they've never encountered to date.

Posted by: Sphynx at March 19, 2019 04:15 PM (rXie1)

73 Climate change, socialism (BIRM) you name it, all being pushed in public schools. This is why lefty politicians hate private or charter schools.

If you read the mission statement of any private school around me (Seattle area), you'd immediately spot an avalanche of lefty-speak.

I'm pretty sure all the private schools around me are center-left at best, outright communists at worst.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2019 04:15 PM (9t0Zz)

74 Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 19, 2019 04:12 PM (J+mig)

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I'm with you almost a hundred percent, except that I don't think the government should even set standards for education. Just fund it. Let parents decide what education is best for their kids.

Some will make terrible decisions there. But not nearly as many who currently have a terrible decision forced upon them in the form of the public school systems.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 04:15 PM (AzW6q)

75 Long story short, yes Mike Trout is worth more than your average public school teacher.

Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 04:15 PM (sX1BW)

76 The calendar. How does it work?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 04:15 PM (VpIIl)

77 Are they leaving the Democrat party yet?

Are they still funding organizations that promote this kind of anti-Semitic style "tolerance"?

I'm glad they're suing, but if they still support a party that elects and protects people like Rep. Omar than they will lose in the end.

Posted by: BEN at March 19, 2019 04:16 PM (W+vEI)

78 Eliminating government education should be the number one policy priority of the Republican party. It's an electoral winner and more importantly, it's the right thing to do.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 19, 2019 04:16 PM (hjaPQ)

79 >>All public schools must have CCTV in the classroom & the parents can log in and watch at any time ...

That would have ruined my scholastic career.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2019 04:16 PM (/tuJf)

80 57 Today in school we learned about how Jews are really mushrooms.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 04:13 PM (oZ6kz)

You mean Jewish morels?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 04:16 PM (NWiLs)

81 72
As part of the lawsuit settlement, the teachers will be restrained and forced to learn History and Geography, two areas of study they've never encountered to date.
Posted by: Sphynx at March 19, 2019 04:15 PM (rXie1)

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"We're going to protest! This book says that slavery predates the American Constitution! This is an obvious lie and we won't stand for it! Quick! Someone come up with a terrible chant!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 04:16 PM (q8oeS)

82 Wait, so we're supposed to support (D)s segregating schools in the South again because what goes around comes around?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I mean there is no way gay marriage leads to the end of women's sports. at March 19, 2019 04:16 PM (xyung)

83 Yes, we forged the Torah roughly 3,000 years ago to contradict a document not created for another ~1700 years.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 04:16 PM (oZ6kz)

84 36 Newton has one of the largest percentage of Jewish citizens of any town or city in Mass. This would be among the worst places in the state to try this crap.
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Jewish Backlash? The real Jewish ballers all live in Israel not Newton.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 19, 2019 04:16 PM (2LelM)

85 Some of the evidence described in the complaint goes to support their complaint that students were being taught Jews and Christians deliberately forged their holy texts to contradict the Muslim Qur'an.

Oh jeez, they've realized we have a time machine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 04:17 PM (6b1dn)

86 Are they leaving the Democrat party yet?

Posted by: BEN at March 19, 2019 04:16 PM (W+vEI)
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They said they were sorry and that they'd never do it again.

Posted by: Democrat Jooos at March 19, 2019 04:17 PM (vDqXW)

87 >>You mean Jewish morels?


More like a baby's arm holding a portabelo.

Posted by: Mr Ed at March 19, 2019 04:17 PM (xHsS4)

88 In fairness, the Jews and Muslims I know share one thing in common. They largely don't have a decent ethnic meal between them. :-)

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 04:17 PM (VpIIl)

89 36 Newton has one of the largest percentage of Jewish citizens of any town or city in Mass. This would be among the worst places in the state to try this crap.

Most of them are Jew-ish. Really. Secular through and through.

Posted by: DocJ at March 19, 2019 04:17 PM (NYS7S)

90 >>>The Bulwark are the people that were always guiding us down the path of Defeat With Honor.

psst: They were telling you to accept Defeat With Honor while insisting on Win At All Costs for themselves. It wasn't a "defeat" for them for the left to win one social policy question after another; THEY AGREED WITH THE LEFT ON ALL THESE POINTS. The left's wins were THEIR wins as well. They lied to you, telling you they shared those priorities, but you'd just have to wait for YOUR agenda to be implemented until the time was right and prudent.

The time, of course, would never be right and prudent. They actively oppose you on most issues.

They've been running a long, and successful, and lucrative con since the first Bush.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 04:17 PM (PbpT7)

91 Yes, we forged the Torah roughly 3,000 years ago to contradict a document not created for another ~1700 years.
============
I KEEL YOU!!!!

Posted by: Islamic Scholar's Rejoinder at March 19, 2019 04:17 PM (j7LXV)

92 "...most, if not all, have taken professional development courses developed with foreign funding by the governments of Qatar and Saudi Arabia."

____________________________

Hey, I don't see how the Islamic State could possibly think that Sharia Law will eventually envelope the West. We'd have to voluntarily search it out and pay for the instruction. That's not going to happen. Ridiculous.

Posted by: Orson at March 19, 2019 04:17 PM (Wz0Du)

93 Ace, I think garrett was talking about a conversation on here from a couple weeks ago about mushrooms having no nutritive value at all.

I was referring to the famous anti-Semitic propaganda book, "The Poisonous Mushroom."

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 04:18 PM (oZ6kz)

94 I am sorry you guys think Trump is icky, but I don't get how one travels from "I don't like that vulgar construction mogul" to "Say, that bartender who wants the government to control all aspects of our lives might be onto something."
Posted by: Lizzy
.....................

So.. you can never call Trump out for saying something stupid, or else you have embraced AOC's Green New Deal?

Is that what she's saying? Or, am I confused? likely the latter..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 19, 2019 04:18 PM (so+oy)

95
Some of the evidence described in the complaint goes to support their complaint that students were being taught Jews and Christians deliberately forged their holy texts to contradict the Muslim Qur'an



Proof that Jews do have a time machine?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 19, 2019 04:18 PM (TAmPV)

96 So I watched this Seattle special. What a liberal shit hole. The smug condescension of the city council was just appalling.
Anyway, its a very informative fair look at that city, worth the hour watch.
https://tinyurl.com/yxk6kb5j

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2019 04:18 PM (r+sAi)

97 Trump is not really icky ... he doesn't maintain the preferred presidential tone of Bush maybe, who was glad to scold Christian Americans after 9/11 with "now don't you low life Christians act out against Muslims" ... and was always nice to the left as they trashed America. But isn't the Bush syndrome a lot like these NT traitors? Isn't that the real ICKY?

Trump gets in spats with Rosie ... but for a lot of the population that lives in Hollywood land ... he communicates directly to the trashing of his presidency. And his name-calling was effective ... as he wiped the floor with 16 well funded competitors.


The icky part of Trump to me is he has anti-MAGA people right in his administration, except for Stephen Miller. He needs a whole team of patriots, but he is probably having to make a lot of compromises since the GOPe is against him. But his tweets make him human ... he is having to skewer the MSM bubble.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 19, 2019 04:18 PM (Cus5s)

98 Oh, of course we're already 90 comments in.

Yes, Newton is very Jewish. Newton is where Jews move if they want to send their kids to public school, because it has the best public schools in MA.

This is insane.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2019 04:18 PM (fuK7c)

99 78 Eliminating government education should be the number one policy priority of the Republican party. It's an electoral winner and more importantly, it's the right thing to do.
-------------------
So who will feed the chillrun breakfast, lunch and dinner?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 19, 2019 04:18 PM (2LelM)

100 Perhaps if they had named The Old Testament as the Oldest Testament there would have been less confusion.

Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 04:18 PM (sX1BW)

101 95
Some of the evidence described in the complaint goes to support their complaint that students were being taught Jews and Christians deliberately forged their holy texts to contradict the Muslim Qur'an



Proof that Jews do have a time machine?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 19, 2019 04:18 PM (TAmPV)

Because a weather control machine just wasn't enough, oh no!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 04:19 PM (NWiLs)

102 Are they leaving the Democrat party yet?



He only hits them because he loves them.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 19, 2019 04:19 PM (rwVFm)

103 Proof that Jews do have a time machine?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 19, 2019 04:18 PM (TAmPV)

Because a weather control machine just wasn't enough, oh no!

-----------

He who controls the banking controls the time.

Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 04:19 PM (sX1BW)

104 "In looking for the sources of the anti-Semitic and anti-Israel bigotry
in the Newton curriculum, we discovered a few bad apple teachers who
view their teaching positions as giving them license to promote their
personal political agendas
," APT Executive Director Ilya Feoktistov
said.



Gosh, I wonder where they would have gotten such an idea? It's a mystery is what it is.



Posted by: pep at March 19, 2019 04:19 PM (T6t7i)

105 >>>Ace, I think garrett was talking about a conversation on here from a couple weeks ago about mushrooms having no nutritive value at all.

I was referring to the famous anti-Semitic propaganda book, "The Poisonous Mushroom."

...

very complicated. Thanks.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 04:19 PM (PbpT7)

106 I was just talking with a friend the other day about the large number of transplants were seeing here from MA, NY, CT, NJ, etc.

They're perfectly welcome as long as they don't attempt to turn us into the prog hell holes they left.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 04:19 PM (ptqGC)

107 94 So.. you can never call Trump out for saying something stupid, or else you have embraced AOC's Green New Deal?

Is that what she's saying? Or, am I confused? likely the latter..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 19, 2019 04:18 PM (so+oy)

===========

She's saying that the Bulwark's opposition to Trump is rooted in his uncouthness. The path of their NeverTrumpism has taken them on a strange journey, though. They have gone from, "Trump is a bad messenger for conservatism," to "Trump isn't really conservative," to "Socialism is actually pretty neat."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 04:19 PM (q8oeS)

108 Well, Congress and that genius Kamel Toe said The Knights of Columbus was a hate group. So, we are once again in the soup together again my friends

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 04:20 PM (VpIIl)

109 SH: They were just very good at predicting the future, like the people who named World War I.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 04:20 PM (oZ6kz)

110 >>Most of them are Jew-ish. Really. Secular through and through.

Doesn't matter. I know a lot of Christianish people who don't like hearing that Christians are the root of evil in the world.

Nobody likes to slandered with false accusations.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2019 04:20 PM (/tuJf)

111 "In looking for the sources of the anti-Semitic and anti-Israel bigotry in the Newton curriculum, we discovered a few bad apple teachers who view their teaching positions as giving them license to promote their personal political agendas," APT Executive Director Ilya Feoktistov said.

The elder of the Guevara spawn contemplated taking a HS course in "environmental science." He decided against it when he saw the reading list, which was straight-up Commie eco-agitprop, praising "Earth First warriors" and all manner of hard-left eco-nuts.

Of actual science, e.g., the carbon cycle, the nitrogen cycle, etc., not a peep.

My blood pressure spiked, and I'd have paid a visit to the principal, but the lovely Mrs Guevara would have none of it as we still had our younger son in the HS.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 04:20 PM (6b1dn)

112 Purge Night is going to be lit AF.
Or it better be...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 19, 2019 04:20 PM (YDxg9)

113 Muslims? I'm still lamenting the appearance of the Italians and the Irish.

Most people here are just visitors.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 19, 2019 04:20 PM (4ErVI)

114 Is that what she's saying? Or, am I confused? likely the latter..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 19, 2019 04:18 PM (so+oy)

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Yes, you're confused. You don't see the Bullwark's jump from being NeverTrump to supporting socialism?

What's not to get?

Posted by: Seems legit at March 19, 2019 04:20 PM (jUVms)

115 Ace, I think garrett was talking about a conversation on here from a couple weeks ago about mushrooms having no nutritive value at all.


Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 04:18 PM (oZ6kz)
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They don't have a direct nutritional value ... but I read that they do poison intruders you want to get rid of.

Posted by: Axeman at March 19, 2019 04:20 PM (vDqXW)

116 So who will feed the chillrun breakfast, lunch and dinner?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 19, 2019 04:18 PM (2LelM)
+++++++++
Parents. Barring that, churches. Barring that, private charities.

I know, I know. That's cruel.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 04:20 PM (I2dne)

117 Prosecutors drop charges on Kraft's handy. Who could have seen that coming?


Old man goes in for massage...
Gets a handjo.
Returns the next day...


Yeah. That case isn't gonna stick.

Posted by: garrett


But the pages might!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 04:21 PM (21UM+)

118 We figured it out a long time ago -

it is easier to move Weather through Time than it is to just whip up some Weather.

So, we integrated the Time Machine into our Weather Machine.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 04:21 PM (xHsS4)

119 Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2019 04:20 PM (/tuJf)

True.

Won't change their voting patterns one bit though, will it?

Posted by: DocJ at March 19, 2019 04:21 PM (NYS7S)

120
88 In fairness, the Jews and Muslims I know share one thing in common. They largely don't have a decent ethnic meal between them. :-)
-------------------------
All of southwest Asia shares this problem. They've allegedly been civilized the longest and lived right on the fucking silk road and all they got is a kabob on a stick and some flatbread. You would have thought someone would have ordered Chinese with their silk deliveries.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 19, 2019 04:21 PM (2LelM)

121 So who will feed the chillrun breakfast, lunch and dinner?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 19, 2019 04:18 PM (2LelM)
+++++++++
Parents. Barring that, churches. Barring that, private charities.

I know, I know. That's cruel.

------------

Have you seen the children? We need more fasting and less feasting.

Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 04:21 PM (sX1BW)

122 I am sorry you guys think Trump is icky, but I don't get how one travels from "I don't like that vulgar construction mogul" to "Say, that bartender who wants the government to control all aspects of our lives might be onto something."
Posted by: Lizzy
.....................

So.. you can never call Trump out for saying something stupid, or else you have embraced AOC's Green New Deal?

Is that what she's saying? Or, am I confused? likely the latter..



Put it within the context of the neverTrumper dipshits and it will become clear. Kristol and his butt posse made it a dichotomy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 19, 2019 04:21 PM (ZR1GH)

123 Well it is Newton so. . . . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2019 04:22 PM (Y4EXg)

124 120
88 In fairness, the Jews and Muslims I know share one thing in common. They largely don't have a decent ethnic meal between them. :-)
-------------------------
All of southwest Asia shares this problem. They've allegedly been civilized the longest and lived right on the fucking silk road and all they got is a kabob on a stick and some flatbread. You would have thought someone would have ordered Chinese with their silk deliveries.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 19, 2019 04:21 PM (2LelM)

==========

The French left a positive influence on some of that cuisine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 04:22 PM (q8oeS)

125 So who will feed the chillrun breakfast, lunch and dinner?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 19, 2019 04:18 PM (2LelM)
+++++++++
Parents. Barring that, churches. Barring that, private charities.

I know, I know. That's cruel.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Barring that, f them. Not my monkeys, not my circus.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 04:22 PM (21UM+)

126 Doesn't matter. I know a lot of Christianish people who don't like hearing that Christians are the root of evil in the world.

Nobody likes to slandered with false accusations.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2019 04:20 PM (/tuJf)
---
Well, if it's the truth!

Posted by: Zombie Christopher Hitchens at March 19, 2019 04:22 PM (vDqXW)

127 >>Yes, we forged the Torah roughly 3,000 years ago to contradict a document not created for another ~1700 years.


"Give us a few more years and we'll try to wipe out all record of that!"
-- ISIS

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2019 04:22 PM (W+vEI)

128 >>Won't change their voting patterns one bit though, will it?

Probably not. But it might help a bit with the culture war.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2019 04:22 PM (/tuJf)

129 I once had some mouth breather from the ME say to me "well, Jews and Christians are basically the same thing, plus some other demeaning garbage". My response was, "shut up or I will shoot you now and do the world a favor".

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 04:22 PM (VpIIl)

130 Do you know why no schools in Dearborn teach kids that Mohammad was an illiterate pedophile who convinced a bunch of sand people that a much older moon Goddess was really Yahweh 3.0?

Because they'd get splodey doped if they did.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 04:22 PM (oZ6kz)

131 128 >>Won't change their voting patterns one bit though, will it?

Probably not. But it might help a bit with the culture war.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2019 04:22 PM (/tuJf)

==========

And enthusiasm, which manifests in dollars donated and time volunteered.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 04:22 PM (q8oeS)

132 >>Won't change their voting patterns one bit though, will it?

Probably not. But it might help a bit with the culture war.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2019 04:22 PM (/tuJf)

Oh brother, you are waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy more optimistic on that front that I am.

Posted by: DocJ at March 19, 2019 04:23 PM (NYS7S)

133 "I am sorry you guys think Trump is icky, but I don't get how one travels
from "I don't like that vulgar construction mogul" to "Say, that
bartender who wants the government to control all aspects of our lives
might be onto something."




Posted by: Lizzy"


One doesn't travel; they were always there.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at March 19, 2019 04:23 PM (eAshZ)

134 Soylent Green is Cities!

Posted by: Archer at March 19, 2019 04:23 PM (gmo/4)

135 OK.. Thanks.. I didn't really get the reference to the Bulwark.. so, yeah, I was confused.. and now it makes sense.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 19, 2019 04:23 PM (so+oy)

136
108 Well, Congress and that genius Kamel Toe said The Knights of Columbus was a hate group. So, we are once again in the soup together again my friends
-------------------
Kam a la lives in CA. She has no idea what can happen when you piss off the Knights of Columbus. No idea.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 19, 2019 04:23 PM (2LelM)

137 They're perfectly welcome as long as they don't attempt to turn us into the prog hell holes they left.

I am going to a wedding in your fine city later this summer. The bride and her family are originally from San Francisco. They still vote fascist, Jane.

You should consider a wall.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, tired but still marching at March 19, 2019 04:23 PM (AaCJy)

138 "The French left a positive influence on some of that cuisine.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 04:22 PM (q8oeS)"

Southwest Asia, yeah. But he's right that Southeast is pretty garbage. There are no Afghani or Uzbeki delicacies.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 04:23 PM (oZ6kz)

139 I'm with you almost a hundred percent, except that I don't think the government should even set standards for education. Just fund it. Let parents decide what education is best for their kids.

Some will make terrible decisions there. But not nearly as many who currently have a terrible decision forced upon them in the form of the public school systems.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 04:15 PM (AzW6q)

I honestly believe the only standards that should be tested for English competency, Mathematics, American History (real, not SJW-ified), and Civics.

Every other subject would be at the discretion of the parents. Basic competency with language, numbers, and a complete understanding of their nation's history and governmental structure are the most essential things.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 19, 2019 04:24 PM (J+mig)

140 Does anyone here believe AOC can actually mix a decent drink?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 04:24 PM (ptqGC)

141 Er, other way around. Southeast has some decent food - Southwest has nothing.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 04:24 PM (oZ6kz)

142 And this nicely dovetails with one of the Dem 2020 planks -- lowering the voting age to 16.

You see, the Dems know they have propaganda control in the schools. THEY will get the best of the deal, and they know it.

Any little edge will do. I bet they have a survey tucked away that shows they will get 60%+ of the 16 and 17 year old vote.

Always be scheming.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 19, 2019 04:24 PM (Z4rgH)

143 Kam a la lives in CA. She has no idea what can happen when you piss off the Knights of Columbus. No idea.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 19, 2019 04:23 PM (2LelM)

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Neither do I.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 19, 2019 04:24 PM (jUVms)

144 We figured it out a long time ago -

it is easier to move Weather through Time than it is to just whip up some Weather.

So, we integrated the Time Machine into our Weather Machine.




Crafty.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 19, 2019 04:24 PM (rwVFm)

145 I think the Bullwark is off to the tremendous start we all thought it'd be when we heard about it. Can't wait to see Jonah Goldberg's new vision and how it perfectly aligns with our expectations.

Posted by: Inogame at March 19, 2019 04:25 PM (ySZHT)

146 134
Soylent Green is Cities!


Posted by: Archer at March 19, 2019 04:23 PM (gmo/4)

To Serve Man.

Posted by: Soylent Green at March 19, 2019 04:25 PM (ufFY8)

147 "Posted by: Puddin Head at March 19, 2019 04:21 PM (2LelM)
"

When I go to Asia it's rice this, and rice that. I was like- "you people have some fucking nerve saying you invented pasta. I haven't seen a single piece in four countries."

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 04:25 PM (VpIIl)

148 Just wait until those impressionable skulls full of mush get their grubby little hands on the Joo weather machine!

Posted by: Little Omar at March 19, 2019 04:25 PM (vtcmf)

149 OK, so the Jews have time, weather, AND earthquake machines AND spy sharks with lasers?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 19, 2019 04:25 PM (ZR1GH)

150 I am going to a wedding in your fine city later this
summer. The bride and her family are originally from San Francisco.
They still vote fascist, Jane.



You should consider a wall.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, tired but still marching at March 19, 2019 04:23 PM (AaCJy)


Oh dear Lord. Do they live on a certain island just a few minutes from downtown?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 04:25 PM (ptqGC)

151 OK, so the Jews have time, weather, AND earthquake machines AND spy sharks with lasers?

-----------

Don't forget banking.

Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 04:26 PM (sX1BW)

152 The arguments for allowing 16 year olds to Vote are retarded.

It's actually quite fun to smack the people making these arguments around. They have not thought that one through at all.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 04:26 PM (xHsS4)

153 >>Oh brother, you are waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy more optimistic on that front that I am.

I am beyond optimistic that pitting radical Islamist against Jews in the Democrat party is going to be a toxic disaster for them. And when my enemies are fighting each other I'm a happy guy.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2019 04:26 PM (/tuJf)

154 >>So.. you can never call Trump out for saying something stupid, or else you have embraced AOC's Green New Deal?

Is that what she's saying? Or, am I confused? likely the latter..
- - -


This was from the previous post, in response to the Bulwark publishing a post saying: "Yes, AOC's proposals are misguided but they are unlikely steps toward a planned economy, show trials, or the gulag system."

I was not likening disagreement with Trump = supporting Socialism, it's that The Bulwark is now literally supporting AOC's Socialism because #OrangeManBad.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2019 04:26 PM (W+vEI)

155 Can't wait to see Jonah Goldberg's new vision and how it perfectly aligns with our expectations.

One word: Cellulite.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 19, 2019 04:26 PM (ZR1GH)

156 Cucks are to Progressives what Democrats are to Radical Muslims.

Posted by: Traitors & Enablers at March 19, 2019 04:26 PM (4Eo4+)

157 "K, so the Jews have time, weather, AND earthquake machines AND spy sharks with lasers?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 19, 2019 04:25 PM (ZR1GH)"

Yet we just can't make a decent basketball player to save our lives.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 04:26 PM (oZ6kz)

158 Local control so muslim school districts can teach jews and christians are evil? Black/brown school districts can teach republicans are evil?

Posted by: raimondo at March 19, 2019 04:26 PM (zA1+a)

159 Southwest has nothing.

Slander!

We used to have stewardesses in hot pants.

Posted by: LUV at March 19, 2019 04:26 PM (sZRzw)

160 78 Eliminating government education should be the number one policy priority of the Republican party. It's an electoral winner and more importantly, it's the right thing to do.
.............

If you are talking about eliminating the Dept of Education, I'm with ya.

But the Feds have almost zero to do with public education. That is a decision by local municipalities. And is definitely NOT something the national Republican party should even concern itself with.. It is for local voters to decide - locally.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 19, 2019 04:27 PM (so+oy)

161
Mushrooms have very low calorie count but can ramp up the Vitamin D. But they have to be whole mushrooms you put in direct sunlight for a while.

I have zero idea of the science involved. But they do taste delicious on pizza.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 19, 2019 04:27 PM (jYje5)

162 Even that lefty dunce, Bill Gates says that Common Core was a flop (dunce because WE all knew it would be). His dad in WA was a senile buffoon about getting it into schools among other crazy things.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 19, 2019 04:27 PM (jUVms)

163 I have noticed my owner more and more angry of late - kicking me for no reason and getting so drunk he forgets to feed me for days at a time. The only thing my owner lifts is his heavy gelatinous flab infested body in and out of mysterious black cars that come and take him away for long periods. He is also noticeably less and less shaven of late - I think that is to hide how puffy his face is getting. And the body odor - wow, it is bad. It is worse than the smell of that poop I took in his favorite chair the last time he starved me.

Posted by: Jonah Goldbergs Avatar Dog at March 19, 2019 04:27 PM (nWcCc)

164 If 16 year olds are mature enough to grasp voting then they have to be allowed to do the easy stuff like buying and carrying pistols, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I mean there is no way gay marriage leads to the end of women's sports. at March 19, 2019 04:27 PM (xyung)

165 This is a test right to show how there is a bridge too far for aos commenters and their jokes?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 19, 2019 04:27 PM (7PXtO)

166 160
If you are talking about eliminating the Dept of Education, I'm with ya.

But the Feds have almost zero to do with public education. That is a decision by local municipalities. And is definitely NOT something the national Republican party should even concern itself with.. It is for local voters to decide - locally.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 19, 2019 04:27 PM (so+oy)

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Jeb's big deal, aside from amnesty, was going to be education.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 04:27 PM (q8oeS)

167 121 So who will feed the chillrun breakfast, lunch and dinner?
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 19, 2019 04:18 PM (2LelM)
+++++++++
Parents. Barring that, churches. Barring that, private charities.

I know, I know. That's cruel.

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Have you seen the children? We need more fasting and less feasting.
Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 04:21 PM (sX1BW)

No kidding. Also consider the irony of the same people shrieking about the childhood obesity "epidemic" demanding to expand school food programs.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 04:28 PM (NWiLs)

168 147 "Posted by: Puddin Head at March 19, 2019 04:21 PM (2LelM)
"

When I go to Asia it's rice this, and rice that. I was like- "you people have some fucking nerve saying you invented pasta. I haven't seen a single piece in four countries."
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Go north. The noodle eaters live there or see Japan and Korean. Shit ton noodles. You go now.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 19, 2019 04:28 PM (2LelM)

169 140
Does anyone here believe AOC can actually mix a decent drink?


Posted by: Jane D'oh


I imagine it's fun to watch her with a Boston shaker.

Posted by: pep at March 19, 2019 04:28 PM (T6t7i)

170 Quick, somebody get out the raimondo to English dictionary.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 04:28 PM (oZ6kz)

171 But the Feds have almost zero to do with public education.
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Ah, if only this were true...
The federal checks, they come with rules.. if the localities want the money they follow the rules.

Posted by: Inogame at March 19, 2019 04:28 PM (ySZHT)

172 152 then stop prosecuting 16 year olds as adults if they are not.

Posted by: raimondo at March 19, 2019 04:28 PM (zA1+a)

173 This was from the previous post, in response to the Bulwark publishing a post saying: "Yes, AOC's proposals are misguided but they are unlikely steps toward a planned economy, show trials, or the gulag system."

I was not likening disagreement with Trump = supporting Socialism, it's that The Bulwark is now literally supporting AOC's Socialism because #OrangeManBad.
Posted by: Lizzy

.............

Thanks.. I get it now, and yes that makes sense. It really shows you where they always were.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 19, 2019 04:28 PM (so+oy)

174 I love the idea of sending weather back in time.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I mean there is no way gay marriage leads to the end of women's sports. at March 19, 2019 04:28 PM (xyung)

175 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 19, 2019 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

176 OT ... 66 pounds just arrived from SGAmmo ... because someone here announce a sale. I apparently have poor impulse control.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 19, 2019 04:28 PM (Cus5s)

177 No kidding. Also consider the irony of the same
people shrieking about the childhood obesity "epidemic" demanding to
expand school food programs.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 04:28 PM (NWiLs)

Food deserts, bitchez. Food. Deserts.

Posted by: Soylent Green at March 19, 2019 04:28 PM (ufFY8)

178 I honestly believe the only standards that should be tested for English competency, Mathematics, American History (real, not SJW-ified), and Civics. 

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 19, 2019 04:24 PM (J+mig)

This is an excellent start. You'd want to teach real English literature, but in a pinch that can slide. I'm honestly shocked anyone sends their kids to public schools, much less act outraged after yet another shooting, or another crazy unqualified teacher.

Posted by: trev006 at March 19, 2019 04:28 PM (fPLS0)

179 WTF does the Dept of Ed really do?

Posted by: Seems legit at March 19, 2019 04:28 PM (jUVms)

180 Which is why I keep bringing up the Cato (me, not the failing institute) Plan.

Privatize the public schools and give each parent a voucher (adjusted for inflation) equal to what the current system would have spent.

Private school? Give them the voucher, pay the difference, if there is one. Home school? Keep the voucher, as long as your kid's education meets standards.


Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 19, 2019 04:12 PM (J+mig)


Parents would freak out.

Smarter move, IMHO, is as follows.

Institute exit exams for getting your HS diploma from any public HS. Allow any student to take them. If you're a freshman, you have to score a 90% to pass. Sophomore? 80% Junior? 70% Senior? 60% plus pass all your classes. Eliminate a lot of AP, honors, IB classes and encourage kids to study hard including over the summers and let them get out as soon as possible. The ones left will be the students who actually need help, and teachers will get the smaller class sizes that they want.

Then, cut a deal with community colleges and trade schools that you'll pay for a year of tuition, up to 30 credits, for students under the age of 18.

By that point most parents won't care if you privatize the schools, and most teachers wouldn't either.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 19, 2019 04:29 PM (wCmLp)

181 157 "K, so the Jews have time, weather, AND earthquake machines AND spy sharks with lasers?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 19, 2019 04:25 PM (ZR1GH)"

Yet we just can't make a decent basketball player to save our lives.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 04:26 PM (oZ6kz)

Eh, just buy a team. Next best thing.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 04:29 PM (NWiLs)

182 Jeb's big deal, aside from amnesty, was going to be education.
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In retrospect, of course it make sense now.

Posted by: simplemind at March 19, 2019 04:29 PM (v6eK5)

183 175 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at March 19, 2019 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

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Good. Now we can start commenting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 04:29 PM (q8oeS)

184
Jeb's big deal, aside from amnesty, was going to be education.
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This was W's plan too. Then he went all Alexander Conquers the Shithole World.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 19, 2019 04:29 PM (2LelM)

185 >> I love the idea of sending weather back in time.


Fascinating

Posted by: Spock at March 19, 2019 04:29 PM (xHsS4)

186 But what if those 16 year olds smirk in the fact of an Injun, hmm??

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 04:29 PM (oZ6kz)

187 Lizzy!

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2019 04:29 PM (v0R5T)

188 164
If 16 year olds are mature enough to grasp voting then they have to be
allowed to do the easy stuff like buying and carrying pistols, too.


Also, cigarettes and booze.

Posted by: pep at March 19, 2019 04:29 PM (T6t7i)

189 Democrats 2020

Because The Jew Is Crafty

Harris/ Warren 2020

Predatory Jewish Lending Victimized People Of Color

Democrats 2020

A Vote Against The Ultimate One Percent

Vote Democrat

Because (((They))) Don't Want You To

Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2019 04:30 PM (xzb31)

190 then stop prosecuting 16 year olds as adults if they are not.
Posted by: raimondo at March 19, 2019 04:28 PM (zA1+a)


Stop committing adult level crimes and we will.

Murder as a 16 year old is still murder, an adult level crime.

Voting, however, should require some semblance of understanding the world around you that most 16 year olds don't, INCLUDING the murderers.

Posted by: Sponge at March 19, 2019 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)

191 179
WTF does the Dept of Ed really do?

Posted by: Seems legit at March 19, 2019 04:28 PM (jUVms)

Gives out money, mostly, I think.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 19, 2019 04:30 PM (ufFY8)

192 WTF does the Dept of Ed really do?
Posted by: Seems legit at March 19, 2019 04:28 PM (jUVms)
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Make sure that more things daily get called rape.

Posted by: Dep of Ed at March 19, 2019 04:30 PM (vDqXW)

193 165 This is a test right to show how there is a bridge too far for aos commenters and their jokes?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 19, 2019 04:27 PM (7PXtO)

Its all about the shekels Benjamin Netanyahu!!!!

-some 5th grade fan of donkey choppers and co.

Posted by: Someguy at March 19, 2019 04:30 PM (dy5uS)

194 140 Does anyone here believe AOC can actually mix a decent drink?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 04:24 PM (ptqGC)


Is it true she left right after Jon Taffer showed up from Bar Rescue?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 04:30 PM (6b1dn)

195 191 179
WTF does the Dept of Ed really do?

Posted by: Seems legit at March 19, 2019 04:28 PM (jUVms)

Gives out money, mostly, I think.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 19, 2019 04:30 PM (ufFY

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They hold onto strings at the same time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 04:30 PM (q8oeS)

196 Posted by: raimondo at March 19, 2019 04:28 PM (zA1+a

FDR went on TV to push for 16 year olds to vote right after Teddy Roosevelt was defeated .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 19, 2019 04:30 PM (7PXtO)

197 >>If 16 year olds are mature enough to grasp voting then they have to be
allowed to do the easy stuff like buying and carrying pistols, too.


Child Support, too.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 04:30 PM (xHsS4)

198 then stop prosecuting 16 year olds as adults if they are not.


You don't actually know much about this country, Joe.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 19, 2019 04:30 PM (rwVFm)

199 How about a new rule that we just monkey stomp anyone who speaks antisemitic statements or promotes it anywhere? I'm done with the intellectual, civilized approach.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 04:31 PM (VpIIl)

200 But the Feds have almost zero to do with public education.
--------------------------------------------------

Ah, if only this were true...
The federal checks, they come with rules.. if the localities want the money they follow the rules.
Posted by: Inogame


Shame they can't seem to fucking do that with immigration.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 04:31 PM (21UM+)

201 Jeb's big deal, aside from amnesty, was going to be education.

Please clap.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 19, 2019 04:31 PM (ZR1GH)

202 Yet we just can't make a decent basketball player to save our lives.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 04:26 PM (oZ6kz)

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Does Amar'e Stoudemire count?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 04:31 PM (AzW6q)

203 I love the idea of sending weather back in time.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I mean there is no way gay marriage leads to the end of women's sports. at March 19, 2019 04:28 PM (xyung)
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So do the Joos.

Posted by: Axeman at March 19, 2019 04:31 PM (vDqXW)

204 They should (16) also be tried as adults, registered for selective service (ALL 27 Sexes), and eligible for Military Service/Draft.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 04:31 PM (xHsS4)

205 Posted by: raimondo at March 19, 2019 04:28 PM (zA1+a)


Is that you, banana man?

Posted by: Ladyl at March 19, 2019 04:31 PM (TdMsT)

206 Ah, if only this were true...
The federal checks, they come with rules.. if the localities want the money they follow the rules.
Posted by: Inogame
.........

For most school districts, there is little to no federal funds. 85% of school funding is on the state and local level.. and the bulk of the federal funds go to the poor districts in the big cities... and mostly for non-education programs.. but yes, there are some strings. Hence my comment to eliminate the Dept of Ed.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 19, 2019 04:31 PM (so+oy)

207 199
How about a new rule that we just monkey stomp anyone who speaks
antisemitic statements or promotes it anywhere? I'm done with the
intellectual, civilized approach.


Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 04:31 PM (VpIIl)

That sounds primate-ist, h8ter.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 19, 2019 04:32 PM (ufFY8)

208 They should (16) also be tried as adults, registered for selective service (ALL 27 Sexes), and eligible for Military Service/Draft.

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Hey they can already commit murder.

Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 04:32 PM (sX1BW)

209 186 But what if those 16 year olds smirk in the fact of an Injun, hmm??
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 04:29 PM (oZ6kz)

Injuns are a myth.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 04:32 PM (NWiLs)

210 WTF does the Dept of Ed really do?
Posted by: Seems legit at March 19, 2019 04:28 PM (jUVms)

No idea. Who's Ed?

Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2019 04:32 PM (xzb31)

211 WTF does the Dept of Ed really do?

Posted by: Seems legit at March 19, 2019 04:28 PM (jUVms)

Gives out money, mostly, I think.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 19, 2019 04:30 PM (ufFY

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They hold onto strings at the same time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Move immigration under Education then and defund sanctuary cities and states.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 04:32 PM (21UM+)

212 I love the smell of banana napalm in the morning.

Posted by: Little Omar at March 19, 2019 04:32 PM (vtcmf)

213 >>>American History (real, not SJW-ified)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 19, 2019 04:24 PM (J+mig)

Yeah, good luck finding that.

Posted by: m at March 19, 2019 04:32 PM (ZfNws)

214
If 16 year olds are mature enough to grasp voting then they have to be allowed to do the easy stuff like buying and carrying pistols, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I mean there is no way gay marriage leads to the end of women's sports. at March 19, 2019 04:27 PM (xyung)


I guess that means they're old enough to enter into legally binding contracts too.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 19, 2019 04:32 PM (TAmPV)

215
Shame they can't seem to fucking do that with immigration.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 04:31 PM (21UM+)

Judges from Hawaii said no bueno.

Posted by: Inogame at March 19, 2019 04:32 PM (ySZHT)

216 Hence my comment to eliminate the Dept of Ed.

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Agreed, where do I vote?

Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 04:32 PM (sX1BW)

217 I wouldn't bet a dime on their success. It's Massachusetts. And I do like the "few bad apples" BS. No, it's the entire profession. Bad when I was in school in the 60s, worse now.

I do like the juxtaposition of the two points above. It's appropriate. Just as the Muzzies say that the Christians and Jews have corrupted the scriptures, which really are entirely different, the Bullwankers do the same with conservatism. What you thought all along was conservatism, well, that was just a corrupted version. Burke and Madison and Hayek and Scruton, and all in the line; those were just corrupted version of The Real Thing, which they explain on truly conservative stations like CNN.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 19, 2019 04:33 PM (VaN/j)

218 Is it true she left right after Jon Taffer showed up from Bar Rescue?

That would be hilarious but no such luck. Taffer did rip the left a new one a few years back though

https://youtu.be/8M795a38kB4

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 04:33 PM (39g3+)

219 Yet we just can't make a decent basketball player to save our lives.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 04:26 PM (oZ6kz)


Huge loss, not having people who are good at throwing a ball through a ring.

But you'll notice the people who ARE good at throwing a ball through a ring aren't doing all that well. So throwing a ball through a ring isn't worth all that much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 04:33 PM (6b1dn)

220 My mother and dad graduated at 16. Everyone that finished HS in the 30s graduated at 16. Why not just cut school down by two years and pay down the national debt?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 19, 2019 04:33 PM (2LelM)

221 66 pounds just arrived from SGAmmo



2k of 5.56?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 19, 2019 04:33 PM (rwVFm)

222 The arguments for allowing 16 year olds to Vote are retarded.

It's actually quite fun to smack the people making these arguments around. They have not thought that one through at all.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 04:26 PM (xHsS4)
+++++++++++++
I'm okay with it as long as they put up in a serious way. No more bifurcated age of majority. If you're allowed to vote, then the following requirements should also apply:
* You are allowed to enter into contracts
* You are allowed to buy firearms - ANY firearms
* You are allowed to join the army
* You are required to join Selective Service
* You are allowed to buy controlled substances (liquor, cigarettes, pot, whatever)
* You are allowed to run for office
* You are allowed to have sex
* You will be in your Senior Year of high school (like most 18s are now)
* You are an adult for all legal purposes

No one who is not a full adult - no one who cannot check *every one* of those boxes - should be allowed to vote.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 04:33 PM (I2dne)

223 Bet the last piece of evidence that will be presented at trial will be proof that all the teachers had their kids recite the Muslim prayer that makes them Officially Muslim©
as soon as it is recited.

And the attorney for the parents will say to the jury: "Imagine the outrage if the school system had required each student to recite: 'I believe Jesus Christ is the Son of God and I ask His forgiveness for my sins and commit my life to Him, as He is my Savior'."

Verdict for the Parents.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 19, 2019 04:33 PM (G1fgw)

224 >>I guess that means they're old enough to enter into legally binding contracts too.

All kinds of contracts.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2019 04:33 PM (/tuJf)

225 223 And the attorney for the parents will say to the jury: "Imagine the outrage if the school system had required each student to recite: 'I believe Jesus Christ is the Son of God and I ask His forgiveness for my sins and commit my life to Him, as He is my Savior'."

Verdict for the Parents.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 19, 2019 04:33 PM (G1fgw)

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Silly mortal. Oaths don't mean anything anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 04:34 PM (ANN96)

226 The kids in the jungle really can bungle
When they do the Monkey Stomp
Really somethin when they join in jumpin
When they do the Monkey Stomp

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 04:34 PM (NWiLs)

227 190 when you want 16 year olds to be adults they are when you don't they are not. And you wonder why conservatives are hypocrites.

Posted by: raimondo at March 19, 2019 04:34 PM (zA1+a)

228 How about a new rule that we just monkey stomp anyone who speaks antisemitic statements or promotes it anywhere?

Yes. And also anyone that gives an alternate history where Israeli actions since 1948 or US policies in the Cold War just sprang from a vacuum for no reason at all.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 19, 2019 04:34 PM (ZR1GH)

229 Newton has the highest percentage Jewish population of any city/town in Massachusetts.

But the problem is that in my view, about 50 percent of non-Orthodox Jews support the destruction of Israel, and probably 40 percent support Israel, while 10 percent don't care. Since Orthodox Jews tend not to send their kids to public schools, this lawsuit is because no brought back the minority against the majority.

I'm hoping Rabbi Dov Fischer writes something about this.

Posted by: mercenary13 at March 19, 2019 04:34 PM (kOdoV)

230 Now, who was it that got really pissy when it was pointed out all their Quatar funding?

Same guys that suddenly found criticism of Soros to be anti-Semitic, no?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 19, 2019 04:34 PM (TN1P5)

231 "We need to work hard to elect Democrats, to show those stupid Republican voters who's in charge! Then, when Democrats are in power, we can hit those same voters up for donations. Yeah, that'll work!"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 19, 2019 04:34 PM (l9m7l)

232 Voting at 16 means you get to fuck them.

The Democrats are going balls-to-the-walls Pedo.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 19, 2019 04:34 PM (rwVFm)

233
WTF does the Dept of Ed really do?


F**k if I know

Posted by: The Dept of Roger at March 19, 2019 04:34 PM (TAmPV)

234
I guess that means they're old enough to enter into legally binding contracts too.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 19, 2019 04:32 PM (TAmPV)

And consent to sex! Right? Right?!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 19, 2019 04:35 PM (xzb31)

235 For most school districts, there is little to no federal funds. 85% of school funding is on the state and local level.. and the bulk of the federal funds go to the poor districts in the big cities... and mostly for non-education programs.. but yes, there are some strings. Hence my comment to eliminate the Dept of Ed.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 19, 2019 04:31 PM (so+oy)

This is not exactly correct, and is mostly a public sector union propaganda. The federal funds go to the state and it gets distributed. As we learned from Planned parenthood money is fungible... and all schools taking public money need to adhere to the rules.

Posted by: Inogame at March 19, 2019 04:35 PM (ySZHT)

236 WTF does the Dept of Ed really do?
Posted by: Seems legit at March 19, 2019 04:28 PM (jUVms)

No idea. Who's Ed?

Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2019 04:32 PM (xzb31)
..........

I'd like a department too. With a big ass budget and large breasted secretaries.

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2019 04:35 PM (v0R5T)

237 From a semi local perspective, Newton is colloquially known as Jewton.

Tough to believe, it being a suburb of a large city full of all those "tolerant" liberals, but go figure.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2019 04:35 PM (rTh/v)

238 Silly mortal. Oaths don't mean anything anymore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 04:34 PM (ANN96)

Oaths, promises, wedding vows...

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 04:35 PM (NWiLs)

239 234
I guess that means they're old enough to enter into legally binding contracts too.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 19, 2019 04:32 PM (TAmPV)

And consent to sex! Right? Right?!
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 19, 2019 04:35 PM (xzb31)

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"Too old."
-Harry Reid

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 04:35 PM (ANN96)

240 This is all proceeding as planned in the 30 year plan the Muslim Brohood put together beginning in 1990 to achievement in 2020.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at March 19, 2019 04:35 PM (Z0huu)

241 I see Joe is into the cough syrup again.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 19, 2019 04:35 PM (rwVFm)

242 Call me cynical, but this is Massachusetts. The same people suing the school will pull as hard as they can on the D lever this fall, like they do every year. They VOTED for this. And they will keep on voting for it. Now they have buyer's remorse all of a sudden? The cognitive dissonance is terminal with these people at this point. So I have zero sympathy for them.

People just don't make the connection. I'm waiting for somebody with the messaging ability that can get through to them. If you vote for D's you're voting for your kids to be educated this way. You're voting for abortion. You're voting for your son to be kicked out of college and shamed on a fake rape charge. You're voting for Islam as the state religion. You're voting to end the electoral college. The list is endless.

If somebody could just make that clear to every LIV in this country, the Dems would never win another election.




Posted by: Agemt Cooper at March 19, 2019 04:36 PM (k76MH)

243 233


WTF does the Dept of Ed really do?





F**k if I know

Posted by: The Dept of Roger at March 19, 2019 04:34 PM (TAmPV)

Let's not even mention the Dept. of Todd.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 19, 2019 04:36 PM (ufFY8)

244 Paul Ryan is on the Fox Corporations board of directors? WTF?

Posted by: Seems legit at March 19, 2019 04:36 PM (jUVms)

245 The Oregon legislature passed a law banning offshore drilling off Oregon. Of course there IS none off Oregon, and the sate only controls the ocean 3 miles off shore but hey

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 04:37 PM (39g3+)

246 Let's not even mention the Dept. of Todd.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 19, 2019 04:36 PM (ufFY

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Todd shoots kids in the desert after successful heights of industrial chemicals.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 04:37 PM (ANN96)

247 heists*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 04:37 PM (ANN96)

248 I'd like a department too. With a big ass budget and large breasted secretaries.
Posted by: wth


The Department of WTH?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 04:37 PM (21UM+)

249 So I guess everytime a NTer says or does something stupid, he should be told, "So Trump made you do it."

Posted by: abbynormal at March 19, 2019 04:37 PM (h5Lyp)

250 Paul Ryan is on the Fox Corporations board of directors? WTF?
Posted by: Seems legit at March 19, 2019 04:36 PM (jUVms)

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The Conservative Media Ecosystem™ is a lavish welfare office for complicit cucks, that's why.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 04:38 PM (AzW6q)

251 Muhammad was also taken to the top of the mountain shown the kingdoms of the world and Satan again said " "All these things I will give you if you fall down and do an act of worship to me."

Muhammad accepted and he conquered many lands through blood and death.

Now he burns in hello forever.

Don't be like Muhammad.

Posted by: Jesus at March 19, 2019 04:38 PM (wQMQx)

252 Judges from Hawaii said no bueno.

Posted by: Inogame at March 19, 2019 04:32 PM (ySZHT)
.......

Wow. These guys are really smart, speaking three languages and all.
Thank you, mahalo and gracias.

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2019 04:38 PM (v0R5T)

253 WTF does the Dept of Ed really do?

Makes sure the latest leftist ideals are pushed into all public schools.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 04:38 PM (39g3+)

254 250 The Conservative Media Ecosystem is a lavish welfare office for complicit cucks, that's why.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 04:38 PM (AzW6q)

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I'm in the wrong line of work...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 04:38 PM (ANN96)

255 Voting, however, should require some semblance of understanding the world around you that most 16 year olds don't, INCLUDING the murderers.
Posted by: Sponge at March 19, 2019 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)
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With this push for 16 year old's to vote, the general consensus would be that they don't know enough and don't really care.

All True.

But think's not how liberals think.

Liberals think: Come election day, because it's a school day, all schools can escort all this kids to the polls to vote. Kinda like a civics class. Virtually 100% forced participation. The fact that a lot of polling stations are located at school makes it that much easier.

Posted by: WisRich at March 19, 2019 04:38 PM (G0vdT)

256 "2k of 5.56?"
a bunch of 22 rounds for my plinking, and 380 AOC for farm carry varmint gun ... and some 357. Still need a shotgun for deer for myself, but hunters come here and bring their own guns and bows.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 19, 2019 04:38 PM (Cus5s)

257 WTF does the Dept of Ed really do?

F**k if I know

Posted by: The Dept of Roger at March 19, 2019 04:34 PM (TAmPV)

Just wait for Socialism. My department is going to get a huge budget increase.

Posted by: Dept. of Burke at March 19, 2019 04:39 PM (J+mig)

258 It's a good thing the professional Right spent the past 50+years preventing public schools from becoming indoctrination centers for the Left...

.... and then I woke up.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2019 04:39 PM (Hk+Y0)

259 People are still giving the Hogg Boy awards?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2019 04:39 PM (4AeKb)

260 232 Voting at 16 means you get to fuck them.





Looks like billboard material to me. Straight to the point.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 04:39 PM (sy5kK)

261 The federal checks, they come with rules.. if the localities want the money they follow the rules.

I did some work for one of the ~20 regional educational service centers in Texas around the turn of the century. They had to reach out to independent school districts in their region to market services to them.

One of their most popular services was warehousing educational materials that districts were required to purchase under programs to get federal dollars. Boxes on boxes of textbooks and workbooks just sat on shelves until the programs expired and the materials could be shipped out to local recycling operations.

Government is graft on top of graft all the way down.

Posted by: sunflower at March 19, 2019 04:39 PM (pK3KK)

262 Yud, I'm not saying I'd trade our Nobel Prize winners for a few NBA players, just saying that somehow we produced Sandy Koufax, Hank Greenberg and Al Rosen but the best non-convert basketball player we can cough up is....Jordan Farmar?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 04:39 PM (oZ6kz)

263 Well, HateHasAHomeHere, and it's right in Newton, MA.

Wonder if you'd get arrested for having a sign in your front yard saying this.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 19, 2019 04:39 PM (+fPHo)

264 Paul Ryan is on the Fox Corporations board of directors? WTF?
Posted by: Seems legit



Fox just hired Donna Brazille.

And now you know, the rest of the story.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 04:40 PM (21UM+)

265 244 Paul Ryan is on the Fox Corporations board of directors? WTF?
Posted by: Seems legit at March 19, 2019 04:36 PM (jUVms)


I just read a very confusing article on that, but if I comprehended it correctly this is the entertainment end of Fox. The news end has or will be split off from that.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 19, 2019 04:40 PM (kUmUV)

266 by: Christopher R Taylor at March

You know what? I've made up my mind. Kate Beckinsale is NOT ALLOWED to have sex with me. Ever! So there!

Posted by: Vanya at March 19, 2019 04:40 PM (xzb31)

267 The Department of WTH?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 04:37 PM (21UM+)
........

Sure, why not? heh.

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2019 04:40 PM (v0R5T)

268 Liberals think: Come election day, because it's a school day, all
schools can escort all this kids to the polls to vote. Kinda like a
civics class. Virtually 100% forced participation. The fact that a lot
of polling stations are located at school makes it that much easier.



The teacher will say "fill out this ballot. Show your work".

Posted by: pep at March 19, 2019 04:40 PM (T6t7i)

269 143 Kam a la lives in CA. She has no idea what can happen when you piss off the Knights of Columbus. No idea.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 19, 2019 04:23 PM (2LelM)

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Neither do I.
Posted by: Seems legit at March 19, 2019 04:24 PM (jUVms)
_____

Hint: it's something no one expects.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 19, 2019 04:40 PM (VaN/j)

270 If 16 year olds can vote then they should put Tracy Lords videos back on the market.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 19, 2019 04:40 PM (7PXtO)

271 I wish I could feel sorry for Newton, but they're reaping the whirlwind they sowed years ago.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2019 04:40 PM (37IEG)

272 I'm in the wrong line of work...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 04:38 PM (ANN96)

Being a sellout always seems to pay disturbingly well, but it's a risky profession, if you look at historical examples.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 19, 2019 04:40 PM (J+mig)

273 Why would Paul Ryan be on the entertainment end?

Posted by: Seems legit at March 19, 2019 04:40 PM (jUVms)

274 All I know is I run domestic surveillance.

Posted by: Dept. of Bob at March 19, 2019 04:41 PM (NWiLs)

275 I just read a very confusing article on that, but if I comprehended it correctly this is the entertainment end of Fox. The news end has or will be split off from that.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 19, 2019 04:40 PM (kUmUV)
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Actually, the parent company which has the entertainment and news division under it.

Posted by: WisRich at March 19, 2019 04:41 PM (G0vdT)

276 looking at some pictures of George Conway. The guy looks a little retarded.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 19, 2019 04:41 PM (2LelM)

277 It's the Baptists fault.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2019 04:41 PM (ePWRo)

278 I'm seeing some reports that Stacy Abrams is on Joey Choo Choo's short list for VP picks. Gotta get that black vote from turning out for Trump.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 19, 2019 04:41 PM (JoUsr)

279
Call me cynical, but this is Massachusetts. The same people suing the school will pull as hard as they can on the D lever this fall, like they do every year. They VOTED for this. And they will keep on voting for it. Now they have buyer's remorse all of a sudden?

I say let 'em crash!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2019 04:41 PM (aKsyK)

280 It's the Baptists fault.

The Baptists, even though they hated Jefferson, wrote a letter to him seeking help. MA was a Catholic state and they were picking on the Baptists.

Jefferson being a prominent man and needing the Baptist vote in the upcoming election wrote a letter saying that there should be no state religion.

What a maul the Democrats have turned that letter into.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2019 04:41 PM (ePWRo)

281 Paul Ryan is on the Fox Corporations board of directors? WTF?
Posted by: Seems legit at March 19, 2019 04:36 PM (jUVms)

--------

The Conservative Media Ecosystem is a lavish welfare office for complicit cucks, that's why.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 04:38 PM (AzW6q)

--------------------------

This is his payoff for ducking border security funding and for fighting PDT at every opportunity.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 04:41 PM (ffYR/)

282 Donna Brazile makes Buckwheat sound like Demosthenes.

Posted by: pep at March 19, 2019 04:41 PM (T6t7i)

283 We should let 12 Year Olds Vote.

Posted by: R. Kelly at March 19, 2019 04:41 PM (xHsS4)

284 I recently watched Thr Kings Speech (good film based on historical events) and continue to marvel at how broadly lefty Hollywood continues to *cover up* who all the Hitler supporters were 80 years ago. I mean being that they were all obviously awful right wingers and all.

It was integral to the events of the movie and yet barely mentioned. They made it seem like the King's wife was just a slag who happened to maybe sort of possibly get with some member of the Reich. Yet in reality both she and hubby were bonafide Nazi sympathizers.

I wonder why lefty Hollywood wouldn't want us to know that. Since Hitler is the worst ever and all.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2019 04:42 PM (rTh/v)

285 " 16 year olds can vote then they should put Tracy Lords videos back on the market.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 19, 2019 04:40 PM (7PXtO)"

Damn straight!

A 16 year old become a chess grandmaster, he or she is a prodigy, but with Traci Lords it's "wrong" and "immoral" and "illegal." Well phooey, I say!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 04:42 PM (oZ6kz)

286 Awesome - they can vote, and still be on their parent's insurance.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2019 04:42 PM (37IEG)

287 262 Yud, I'm not saying I'd trade our Nobel Prize winners for a few NBA players, just saying that somehow we produced Sandy Koufax, Hank Greenberg and Al Rosen but the best non-convert basketball player we can cough up is....Jordan Farmar?"

On that topic, Dirk Nowitzki just went over Wilt Chamberlain's lifetime point total. That guys been playing since Billy Jeff was President.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2019 04:42 PM (Kpl3J)

288
I'm seeing some reports that Stacy Abrams is on Joey Choo Choo's short list for VP picks. Gotta get that black vote from turning out for Trump.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun


Do black MEN like Stacy?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2019 04:42 PM (aKsyK)

289 This is why Prager started calling public schools Leftist Seminaries

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2019 04:42 PM (BbGew)

290 We don't do shit here at the Dept. of WTH.
Mostly sit around in confusion. However, we do NOT allow crapping in the hallways.

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2019 04:42 PM (v0R5T)

291 380 ACP I meant, not 380AOC ... need a larger caliber for leftist control, I'd imagine.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 19, 2019 04:42 PM (Cus5s)

292 "most, if not all, have taken professional development courses developed with foreign funding by the governments of Qatar and Saudi Arabia."

Shit, dude.

A dickhead Joo-hater teacher is bad enough.

A paid, trained foreign agent? (which is what that basically amounts to...)

When we gonna have an investigation into Al-Kholushuniki?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 19, 2019 04:42 PM (Ct55T)

293 What's next, voting rights for aborted Democrat babies?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2019 04:42 PM (37IEG)

294 Kam a la lives in CA. She has no idea what can happen when you piss off the Knights of Columbus. No idea.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 19, 2019 04:23 PM (2LelM)

-------

Neither do I.
Posted by: Seems legit at March 19, 2019 04:24 PM (jUVms)
_____

Hint: it's something no one expects.
Posted by: Eeyore


THEY'RE BRINGING THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 04:43 PM (21UM+)

295
Cuck Conway: I tweet about Trump to avoid sceaming at Kellyanne:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6827667

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 19, 2019 04:43 PM (f1Vqw)

296 >>Do black MEN like Stacy?

No. But they do like Stacy's mom. She's got it going on.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2019 04:43 PM (/tuJf)

297 290 We don't do shit here at the Dept. of WTH.
Mostly sit around in confusion. However, we do NOT allow crapping in the hallways.
Posted by: wth at March 19, 2019 04:42 PM (v0R5T)

Ironic that the hallway shitting was at the EPA.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 04:43 PM (NWiLs)

298
Ironic that the hallway shitting was at the EPA.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 04:43 PM (NWiLs)
Because they like doing cleanups.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2019 04:44 PM (37IEG)

299 looking at some pictures of George Conway. The guy looks a little retarded.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 19, 2019 04:41 PM (2LelM)

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Ace alluded to an "open secret" about that marriage... I'm laying a marker down on Kellyanne being a very expensive beard, for the very expansive George.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 04:44 PM (AzW6q)

300 I'm seeing some reports that Stacy Abrams is on Joey Choo Choo's short list for VP picks. Gotta get that black vote from turning out for Trump.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun

Do black MEN like Stacy?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr


Would you like a loud mouthy broad telling you what to do?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 04:44 PM (21UM+)

301 But the problem is that in my view, about 50 percent of non-Orthodox Jews support the destruction of Israel, and probably 40 percent support Israel, while 10 percent don't care. Since Orthodox Jews tend not to send their kids to public schools, this lawsuit is because no brought back the minority against the majority.


Anecdotally, I don't think there are many Orthodox in Newton. They're mostly from that other demonination, Wealthy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2019 04:44 PM (fuK7c)

302 Voting at 16 means you get to fuck them.



Looks like billboard material to me. Straight to the point.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 04:39 PM



The trouble with this is in most urban centers everyone will agree.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2019 04:44 PM (0tfLf)

303 There's a flaw with the "16 year old vote" thing: at that age you're still pretty much in line with what mom and dad think.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 04:45 PM (39g3+)

304 295
Cuck Conway: I tweet about Trump to avoid sceaming at Kellyanne:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6827667
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 19, 2019 04:43 PM (f1Vqw)

Wow. What a fuckstick.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 04:45 PM (NWiLs)

305 Do black MEN like Stacy?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr


She looks like Laurence Fishburne.

Posted by: pep at March 19, 2019 04:45 PM (T6t7i)

306 The trouble with this is in most urban centers everyone will agree.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2019 04:44 PM (0tfLf)

Ewww.... 16 year olds.

What are you, some kind of degenerate?

Preying on the elderly?

Posted by: Roman Polanski at March 19, 2019 04:45 PM (Ct55T)

307 Cuck Conway - in case you thought Webster Hubbell is really dead.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2019 04:45 PM (37IEG)

308 No. We like booty, but even we have our limits.

Posted by: Black Men Everywhere at March 19, 2019 04:45 PM (oZ6kz)

309 Cuck Conway: I tweet about Trump to avoid sceaming at Kellyanne:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6827667
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 19, 2019 04:43 PM (f1Vqw)
++++++++++
So he admits he's prone to tantrums like a child? Surprisingly honest.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 04:46 PM (I2dne)

310 any board Ryan is on smells of political payback ... same for any retiring politician. Same with big money for crummy book deals.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 19, 2019 04:46 PM (Cus5s)

311 We don't do shit here at the Dept. of WTH.
Mostly sit around in confusion. However, we do NOT allow crapping in the hallways.
Posted by: wth at March 19, 2019 04:42 PM (v0R5T)

Ironic that the hallway shitting was at the EPA.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 04:43 PM



That would be the Department of Give a Shit Department.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2019 04:46 PM (0tfLf)

312 Let's see, white billionaire who is known worldwide by one name who is married to a supermodel and bangs porn stars on the side, or this black lady?

Posted by: 16 year old urban voters at March 19, 2019 04:46 PM (xyung)

313 Why would Paul Ryan be on the entertainment end?



His former career on the Munsters?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 19, 2019 04:46 PM (rwVFm)

314 Ironic that the hallway shitting was at the EPA.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 04:43 PM (NWiLs)
.........

It's organic, right?

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2019 04:46 PM (v0R5T)

315 Know why I hate Paul Ryan?

Because I'm thoroughly embarrassed I thought he was a real up and comer for the conservative movement. Didn't last long, especially after I learned about his wife (very liberal family and she is a lawyer herself) but I'm still embarrassed.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 19, 2019 04:46 PM (jUVms)

316 >>She looks like Laurence Fishburne.

Otis Sistrunk.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2019 04:46 PM (/tuJf)

317 The arguments for allowing 16 year olds to Vote are retarded.

It's actually quite fun to smack the people making these arguments around. They have not thought that one through at all.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 04:26 PM (xHsS4)
+++++++++++++
I'm okay with it as long as they put up in a serious way. No more bifurcated age of majority. If you're allowed to vote, then the following requirements should also apply:
* You are allowed to enter into contracts
* You are allowed to buy firearms - ANY firearms
* You are allowed to join the army
* You are required to join Selective Service
* You are allowed to buy controlled substances (liquor, cigarettes, pot, whatever)
* You are allowed to run for office
* You are allowed to have sex
* You will be in your Senior Year of high school (like most 18s are now)
* You are an adult for all legal purposes

No one who is not a full adult - no one who cannot check *every one* of those boxes - should be allowed to vote.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March

You are responsible for your own health insurance.

Posted by: Jean at March 19, 2019 04:46 PM (25Dt7)

318 That would be hilarious but no such luck. Taffer did rip the left a new one a few years back though

https://youtu.be/8M795a38kB4
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 04:33 PM (39g3+)


Awesome speech! Thanks for the tip!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 04:47 PM (6b1dn)

319 265 244 Paul Ryan is on the Fox Corporations board of directors? WTF?
Posted by: Seems legit at March 19, 2019 04:36 PM (jUVms)

I just read a very confusing article on that, but if I comprehended it correctly this is the entertainment end of Fox. The news end has or will be split off from that.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 19, 2019 04:40 PM (kUmUV)
_____

So we are to expect FOX to have a reboot of The Munsters?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 19, 2019 04:47 PM (VaN/j)

320 >>Do black MEN like Stacy?


She ain't here to start no trouble...

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 04:47 PM (xHsS4)

321 Would you like a loud mouthy broad telling you what to do?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 04:44 PM (21UM+)

This is why I don't think Kameltoe will play well.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 04:47 PM (NWiLs)

322 0 any board Ryan is on smells of political payback ... same for any retiring politician. Same with big money for crummy book deals.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 19, 2019 04:46 PM (Cus5s)

----

This for sure.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 19, 2019 04:47 PM (jUVms)

323 Cuck Conway: I tweet about Trump to avoid sceaming at Kellyanne:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6827667
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 19, 2019 04:43 PM (f1Vqw)


She ought to just kick his fat ass

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2019 04:47 PM (OLCnA)

324 45 1937 Germany
it's back
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 19, 2019 04:12 PM (dm05u)

You know who else was in charge in 1937.

Posted by: Roy at March 19, 2019 04:48 PM (xqdqQ)

325 Everyone knows that 16 year olds know next to nothing. Shocker which party wants them to vote, huh?

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2019 04:48 PM (rTh/v)

326 You know who else was in charge in 1937.
Posted by: Roy at March 19, 2019 04:48 PM (xqdqQ)

FDR?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 19, 2019 04:48 PM (Ct55T)

327 >>>A 16 year old become a chess grandmaster, he or she is a prodigy, but with Traci Lords it's "wrong" and "immoral" and "illegal." Well phooey, I say!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 04:42 PM (oZ6kz)
.---------


I saw that movie and there's no phooey tuit.


Kellyann ought to kick him in the yoyos then divorce him. Oh, wait, she's a devout Catholic. Creativity will be required.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2019 04:48 PM (ePWRo)

328 Who's the bigger woman?
Lindy West
or
Lindy Beige?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 19, 2019 04:48 PM (YDxg9)

329 They made it seem like the King's wife was just a slag who happened to maybe sort of possibly get with some member of the Reich. Yet in reality both she and hubby were bonafide Nazi sympathizers.


George VI and his wife? Or his brother Edward?

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 19, 2019 04:48 PM (6rX0K)

330 You are responsible for your own health insurance.

Posted by: Jean at March 19, 2019 04:46 PM (25Dt7)
+++++++++++
That presupposes health insurance, which we should not do. If the insurance carrier is willing to carry legal adults on their parents' plan, that is on them. None should be compelled to do so. If they find a competitive advantage there, then fine. The market can handle that. If we had a market.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 04:49 PM (I2dne)

331 This is why I don't think Kameltoe will play well.
-----------------------
She's a fucking midget. A dwarf with an odd head. That never plays well.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 19, 2019 04:49 PM (2LelM)

332 Yet when they end up in an emergency room, bleeding out, they are very relieved to see the doctors nametag read, "Goldstein" rather than "Babatunde".

Posted by: Anchovy at March 19, 2019 04:49 PM (B3kya)

333 That's a little unfair.
I just don't like Lindy Beige.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 19, 2019 04:49 PM (YDxg9)

334 329 They made it seem like the King's wife was just a slag who happened to maybe sort of possibly get with some member of the Reich. Yet in reality both she and hubby were bonafide Nazi sympathizers.


George VI and his wife? Or his brother Edward?
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 19, 2019 04:48 PM (6rX0K)

Megan. Markle.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 19, 2019 04:49 PM (YDxg9)

335 Isn't the sinister conspiracy behind the Conway marriage just that George is loaded? Just like most other relationships where an attractive woman is with an impotent beached whale like George Conway.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 04:49 PM (oZ6kz)

336 No one who is not a full adult - no one who cannot check *every one* of those boxes - should be allowed to vote.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March

You are responsible for your own health insurance.

Posted by: Jean



I hope that part time job at chipotle comes with medical insurance.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 04:50 PM (21UM+)

337 She looks like Laurence Fishburne.

Otis Sistrunk.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2019 04:46 PM

*******

Spends a lot of time in the cupcake store those two NFL dudes started too.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2019 04:50 PM (0tfLf)

338 Creativity will be required.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2019 04:48 PM (ePWRo)

To The Church, Marriage is between a man and a woman. Anything else is simply not a marriage.

Maybe a formal annulment is required on paper, but that should be a breeze.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 19, 2019 04:50 PM (Ct55T)

339 It was integral to the events of the movie and yet barely mentioned. They made it seem like the King's wife was just a slag who happened to maybe sort of possibly get with some member of the Reich. Yet in reality both she and hubby were bonafide Nazi sympathizers.
I wonder why lefty Hollywood wouldn't want us to know that. Since Hitler is the worst ever and all.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2019 04:42 PM (rTh/v)

I give a lot of credit to the Netflix series "The Crown", with Claire Foy, for not shying away from this or sugarcoating this at all. One episode dealt with Edwards plea to Elizabeth to be allowed to come back to England after the war - and they made it clear just how dirty he was in the run up to the war, and how pissed off the rest of his family was when they found out just how far he'd gone. In earlier times, he would have been executed, but instead, he was exiled in all but name to the Bahamas and forced to sit out the war there. They finally allowed him to come back to England for a couple of funerals in the 1960's, but that was all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2019 04:50 PM (Kpl3J)

340 >>Do black MEN like Stacy?
........

I don't know but dogs come from blocks around when she gives a thspeech.

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2019 04:50 PM (v0R5T)

341 Kellyann ought to kick him in the yoyos then divorce him. Oh, wait, she's a devout Catholic. Creativity will be required.


Widowhood?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 19, 2019 04:50 PM (rwVFm)

342
Kellyanne can do a lot better than that fat fuck. She deserves the pick of the stud farm.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 19, 2019 04:50 PM (f1Vqw)

343 Lot of Jews in Newton. Self-gassing types, I guess

Posted by: Regular joe at March 19, 2019 04:50 PM (6/uwW)

344 You know who else was in charge in 1937.
----------------------
Hailie Selassie?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 19, 2019 04:50 PM (2LelM)

345 Oh, yeah. 16 Year Olds who Vote should not be able to be claimed as dependents.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 04:51 PM (xHsS4)

346 Gee, you would think that with the Jews being so powerful as the anti-Semites say - to controlling banks, weather, time, earthquakes, entertainment, the global economy, they could somehow figure out a way to stop getting persecuted, forced into cattle cars and herded into extermination camps.



Posted by: Archer at March 19, 2019 04:51 PM (gmo/4)

347 2019...the people fight back

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 19, 2019 04:51 PM (OOH1c)

348 A separation of church and state homo says what?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 19, 2019 04:52 PM (t6MX/)

349 Oh, yeah. 16 Year Olds who Vote should not be able to be claimed as dependents.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 04:51 PM (xHsS4)
++++++++++
It should go beyond that. If you're a dependent on anyone's taxes (college student legal adults usually are), you should not get to vote. I don't care what your age is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 04:52 PM (I2dne)

350 1937?

Mussolini

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2019 04:52 PM (OoOd6)

351 343 Lot of Jews in Newton. Self-gassing types, I guess
Posted by: Regular joe at March 19, 2019 04:50 PM (6/uwW)

Why the hell did "Playing with the Queen of Hearts" just pop into my head?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 19, 2019 04:52 PM (Ct55T)

352 329 They made it seem like the King's wife was just a slag who happened to maybe sort of possibly get with some member of the Reich."

I think the reference was to Wallace Simpson, who was banging Von Ribbentrop, one of Hitler's top guys, while she was going with Edward.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2019 04:52 PM (Kpl3J)

353 Hailie Selassie?


Oh sure, blame the Rastafarians.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2019 04:52 PM (fuK7c)

354 Some of the evidence described in the complaint goes to support their complaint that students were being taught Jews and Christians deliberately forged their holy texts to contradict the Muslim Qur'an.

That's a classic muzzie claim. Forget the fact that the koran was written a couple of thousand years after the Torah and quite a while after the New Testament ... and that mo had nothing to do with Jews, at all, and just inserted himself into the Biblical line like a modern-day (dot) Indian making up a religion based on George Washington and then claiming that he is Washington's great-great-great grandson and that Washington DC is his holy city and belongs to him.

If we look into this I think we'd find some sweet,. sweet Saudi money behind the treasonous leftists who are pushing this crap.

The only thin the Saudis like better than building mosques where there are no muzzies (or blowing up infidel stuff and infidels) is teaching the same loser crap that muzzies have been fed for the entirety of their pathetic, useless, worthless lives.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2019 04:52 PM (YJn4J)

355
If 16 year olds can vote then they should put Tracy Lords videos back on the market.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 19, 2019 04:40 PM


I've read that she only was involved in one single video where she was of legal age. Yet her videos are still all over the internet.

Honey traps for the unsuspecting?

That's like a personal beef I have. How come the FBI can catch the downloaders but never the uploaders? The fvcking producers of this shit. The child molesters. The child traffickers? Is that somehow above your pay grade?

Instead you catch some unpopular person who allows multiple people access to his computer? Yeah, FBI, you're clean as a whistle.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 19, 2019 04:52 PM (jYje5)

356 >>>Maybe a formal annulment is required on paper, but that should be a breeze.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 19, 2019 04:50 PM (Ct55T)
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She really is devout and would not accept some legalistic maneuvering. She'll have to keel haul him.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2019 04:52 PM (ePWRo)

357 >>Posted by: Archer at March 19, 2019 04:51 PM (gmo/4


It is our one weakness.

Well, that and Wholesale Pricing.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 04:52 PM (xHsS4)

358 Kellyann ought to kick him in the yoyos then divorce him. Oh, wait, she's a devout Catholic. Creativity will be required.

.............

Annulment.. That's how most Catholics get around that problem... You get a Bishop to pretend the marriage never really happened.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 19, 2019 04:53 PM (so+oy)

359 Kellyanne can do a lot better than that fat fuck. She deserves the pick of the stud farm.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 19, 2019 04:50 PM (f1Vqw)

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Agree. Imagine the shit this woman has taken with dignity (and fought back) for Trump (and the Country).

I wonder what the husband's real motivations are. I could not abide him, staunch practicing Catholic or not. (which I am)

Posted by: Seems legit at March 19, 2019 04:53 PM (jUVms)

360 Isn't the sinister conspiracy behind the Conway marriage just that George is loaded? Just like most other relationships where an attractive woman is with an impotent beached whale like George Conway.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 04:49 PM (oZ6kz)

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But that wouldn't be funny. That's boring.

Ace said when the "open secret" came to light it would "make [us] laugh."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 04:53 PM (AzW6q)

361 Oh sure, blame the Rastafarians.



Positive, jah!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 19, 2019 04:53 PM (rwVFm)

362 Ironic that this is in Newton of all places.

"Why do they call Newton the Garden City?"

"Because there is a Rosenbloom on every corner."

Posted by: Not Ric Flair at March 19, 2019 04:54 PM (MC+66)

363 358 Kellyann ought to kick him in the yoyos then divorce him. Oh, wait, she's a devout Catholic. Creativity will be required.
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Simple. Trump sends him to Syria to advise the troops and he gets killed. It worked for David.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 19, 2019 04:54 PM (2LelM)

364 BTW, a friend tells me the Bulwark Remnant's new endlessly-repeated meme -- replacing "But Gorsuch" and "But the economy" and "But etc." -- is "The Left made me do it." Like if you say you want to vote against Democrats because they've gone crazy, they insult you by saying "The left made me do it.

In other words, "the left made me indirectly support Trump by outing themselves as antisemitic socialists and that makes me not a Real Conservative at all."


I don't get it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2019 04:54 PM (YJn4J)

365 314 Ironic that the hallway shitting was at the EPA.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 04:43 PM (NWiLs)
.........

It's organic, right?
Posted by: wth at March 19, 2019 04:46 PM (v0R5T)

Locally sourced and sustainable too.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 04:54 PM (NWiLs)

366 From the article: "There is no academic freedom to brainwash students" . .

Ha! Since when?

Posted by: girldog at March 19, 2019 04:54 PM (SJiiM)

367
If 16 year olds are mature enough to grasp voting then they have to be
allowed to do the easy stuff like buying and carrying pistols, too.



And the draft.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 04:54 PM (oVJmc)

368 by the governments of Qatar and Saudi Arabia.

Too bad they're not spending their money on sanely educating their own kids.

Nobody else is though so there's that.

Posted by: DaveA at March 19, 2019 04:54 PM (FhXTo)

369 There's a flaw with the "16 year old vote" thing: at that age you're still pretty much in line with what mom and dad think.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 04:45 PM

I think that it's Leftist teachers put you in line how to think
And proof is Nancy Sloppy Choppers and 100 Democrats are sure it's working.

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2019 04:55 PM (BbGew)

370
Take Mary Matalin and Carville. They would tease each other when together on TV a bit, Mary more than Serpent Head, but he would never undermine her in any way.

When baited to do so, he'd say something like Mary is wonderful woman and he's the luckiest guy on the planet to be with her.

He would never undermine her like this.

NeverTrump is the lowest of the low, making even Bubba's butt boys look like paragons of virtue by comparison.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 19, 2019 04:55 PM (f1Vqw)

371 Okay, here's the law - you can vote if you're 16. But you have to uninstall Fortnite forever.

Trust me, only like 5 of them will actually vote.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 04:55 PM (oZ6kz)

372 Paul Ryan is on the Fox Corporations board of directors? WTF?

Posted by: Seems legit at March 19, 2019 04:36 PM (jUVms)


Yeah ... pretty retarded stuff.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2019 04:55 PM (YJn4J)

373 OK, so I am a little late.

Posted by: Not Ric Flair at March 19, 2019 04:55 PM (MC+66)

374 Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2019 04:50 PM (Kpl3J

Thankfully today's England doesn't secretly worship the Nazis like Hollywood does. Getting the shit bombed out of you will do that.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2019 04:55 PM (rTh/v)

375 That's like a personal beef I have. How come the FBI can catch the downloaders but never the uploaders? The fvcking producers of this shit. The child molesters. The child traffickers? Is that somehow above your pay grade? "

Occam's razor suggests that the FBI IS the uploader. Wouldn't doubt that they do some producing, too. I heard Comey took a special interest in that kind of thing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2019 04:56 PM (Kpl3J)

376 We can let 16 year olds vote but we need to close the polls at noon. Problem solved.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 19, 2019 04:56 PM (2LelM)

377 Well also Mary Matalin was afraid that Carville would unhinge his jaw and swallow her whole.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 04:56 PM (oZ6kz)

378 Maybe Conservative Parents should be allowed to sue schools that teach their kids all this Anti-American Propeganda and Lies to their kids

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 19, 2019 04:56 PM (wGqjj)

379 * You are allowed to enter into contracts
* You are allowed to buy firearms - ANY firearms
* You are allowed to join the army
* You are required to join Selective Service
* You are allowed to buy controlled substances (liquor, cigarettes, pot, whatever)
* You are allowed to run for office
* You are allowed to have sex
* You will be in your Senior Year of high school (like most 18s are now)
* You are an adult for all legal purposes

*****************

Ummm. Regarding #7, does that apply to married folks?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 19, 2019 04:57 PM (m45I2)

380 Somebody fill me in. Did Jeanine Pirro have to stand in the corner for a while, or did she actually get fired??

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 19, 2019 04:58 PM (JoUsr)

381 Ummm. Regarding #7, does that apply to married folks?
Posted by: Muldoon at March 19, 2019 04:57 PM (m45I2)
+++++++++
Allowed? Yes. Able? YMMV.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 04:58 PM (I2dne)

382 Whoa, Nellie.

https://bit.ly/2WafwL6

This thing is starting to unravel rapidly.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2019 04:58 PM (/tuJf)

383 Cuck Conway: I tweet about Trump to avoid sceaming at Kellyanne:

Thats only because she would kick your fat little ass.

Posted by: Killerdog at March 19, 2019 04:58 PM (4N87c)

384 On the way to VA. Posted this to FB. I am sure NONE of my left wing Jewish friends will comment

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2019 04:58 PM (MinQl)

385 367
If 16 year olds are mature enough to grasp voting then they have to be
allowed to do the easy stuff like buying and carrying pistols, too.


And the draft.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles



And sex with adults.

Posted by: R Kelly at March 19, 2019 04:58 PM (RSvbx)

386 >>>That's like a personal beef I have. How come the FBI can catch the downloaders but never the uploaders? The fvcking producers of this shit. The child molesters. The child traffickers? Is that somehow above your pay grade?...

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 19, 2019 04:52 PM (jYje5)
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You called it. If they arrested the producers then the easy pickings would dry up and they would be forced to pursue actual dangerous villains.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2019 04:59 PM (ePWRo)

387 I don't get it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2019 04:54 PM (YJn4J)

I'm not sure I did either.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 19, 2019 04:59 PM (t6MX/)

388 But that wouldn't be funny. That's boring.

Ace said when the "open secret" came to light it would "make [us] laugh."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 04:53 PM (AzW6q)


Mistress/slave relationship?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 19, 2019 04:59 PM (wCmLp)

389 Kellyann ought to kick him in the yoyos then divorce him. Oh, wait, she's a devout Catholic. Creativity will be required.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2019 04:48 PM (ePWRo)

A good priest can be just as valuable as a good lawyer.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 04:59 PM (MaEME)

390 we already knew schools have become propaganda arms for the left, I guess we can assume who has become the comptroller of the left, oil dollars and MB brotherhood is my guess.

Posted by: willow at March 19, 2019 04:59 PM (r/xAU)

391 Just got here, but I saw that Paul Ryan has been added to the Board of Directors for the new FOX corporation. He will be working for the Murdoch boys.



[insert cuss words here]

FOX is changing quickly to eliminate their American viewpoint perspective in broadcasting.


This just adds to the actions of suspending Judge Jeanine Pirro for questioning Omar's allegiance to the US instead of Sharia Law. Pirro quoted Quran verse and was suspended.

Because Omar's ACTIONS would give any patriotic American the right to ask it.


This is the NEW FOX!

quoting JJ: It's another taqqia sunrise!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 04:59 PM (sy5kK)

392 Carville seems downright right wing compared to todays democrats

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2019 04:59 PM (MinQl)

393 Whoa, Nellie.

https://bit.ly/2WafwL6

This thing is starting to unravel rapidly.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2019 04:58 PM (/tuJf)
+++++++++++++
What? Using personal relationships to bypass all acceptance and authentication procedures for intelligence materials isn't allowed? We were just trying to make the process more efficient. For the people. We're just being good watchdogs for the taxpayer.

Posted by: Bruce Ohr at March 19, 2019 04:59 PM (I2dne)

394 385
367

If 16 year olds are mature enough to grasp voting then they have to be

allowed to do the easy stuff like buying and carrying pistols, too.





And the draft.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles




And sex with adults.

Posted by: R Kelly at March 19, 2019 04:58 PM (RSvbx)

And tentacles!

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwold at March 19, 2019 05:00 PM (t6MX/)

395 Voting isn't about rights(there is no inherent right to vote like self defense) but effective governance.

Posted by: Someguy at March 19, 2019 05:00 PM (dy5uS)

396 A couple of colleges around Philadelphia had polling stations put in on school property, and 1 of the cases was a emergency so students could vote close and didn't have to travel off campus.
Besides Philadelphia and Pittsburgh the big Democratic stronghold is Penn State campus.

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2019 05:00 PM (BbGew)

397 It takes a special kind of knowledgeable genius to believe that Islam predated Judaism and Christianity. These are certainly the types of people we want teaching our children.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 19, 2019 05:00 PM (9hauA)

398 A good priest can be just as valuable as a good lawyer.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 04:59 PM (MaEME)

Also then it's a "donation" instead of "legal fees." Tax deductible and all.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 05:01 PM (NWiLs)

399 Maybe Conservative Parents should be allowed to sue schools that teach their kids all this Anti-American Propeganda and Lies to their kids

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 19, 2019 04:56 PM (wGqjj)

Middlesex County where Newton is located went 65% for Hillary in 2016. So not a lot of conservative parents around there to start with.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 05:01 PM (MaEME)

400 Voting isn't about rights(there is no inherent right to vote like self defense) but effective governance.

Posted by: Someguy at March 19, 2019 05:00 PM (dy5uS)


Yep. The Founders weren't even all that enthusiastic about individual voting - and that was even with sensible restrictions on who was allowed to vote.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2019 05:02 PM (YJn4J)

401 Hmm...you're right, Yud. That is too boring.

Wait....I got it.

George Conway is a furry. Just like Beto.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 05:02 PM (oZ6kz)

402 This should be fun: CAIR is calling for advertisers to boycott Fox News until they fire Jeanine Pirro and Tucker Carlson.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 19, 2019 05:02 PM (hjaPQ)

403
Judge Jugs apparently got put some sort of double secret probation suspension. Her show is listed on the lineup for next weekend, so we'll see if they let her air.

If I was her, I'd walk the hell out like KG did. KG got Don. Jr. Maby Trump can find her some nice young man. And Kellyanne too.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 19, 2019 05:02 PM (f1Vqw)

404 George Conway is a furry. Just like Beto.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 05:02 PM (oZ6kz)
+++++++++
A tentacle furry? I hope so!

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at March 19, 2019 05:02 PM (I2dne)

405 It takes a special kind of knowledgeable genius to believe that Islam predated Judaism and Christianity. These are certainly the types of people we want teaching our children.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 19, 2019 05:00 PM (9hauA)

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I took the assertion to mean that the Torah and the New Testament were retroactively altered by the infidels to contradict Islam, and then they erased the evidence from history.

Which is completely insane and even worse than the raging ignorance required to believe Islam came first.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 05:03 PM (AzW6q)

406 children shouldn't be able to vote until 26 as the govt has already stated they are still dependent on parents re Obamacare , unless they want to riot with their professors or abort a baby, become a new gender , or have sex all day long. Than they are adults.

Posted by: willow at March 19, 2019 05:03 PM (r/xAU)

407 Damned skippy! Sue their asses off.

That is a horrible thing to say.

Posted by: Brie Larson at March 19, 2019 05:03 PM (TQyCa)

408 those who write the history are those that won.

Obama _ I won.

Posted by: willow at March 19, 2019 05:03 PM (r/xAU)

409 To no one's surprise, Bruce Ohr's wikipedia page is a total whitewash.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 05:03 PM (oVJmc)

410 380 Somebody fill me in. Did Jeanine Pirro have to stand in the corner for a while, or did she actually get fired??
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 19, 2019 04:58 PM (JoUsr)


FOX is still trying to figure this out.

FOX: shut up, beyotch!

Pirro: no, azzholes, I'm over 30 years in the legal system, and this is a legal issue! It is critical to America!

FOX: shut up, beyotch!


I think that is where they are at about now.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 05:04 PM (sy5kK)

411 George Conway is a furry. Just like Beto.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 05:02 PM (oZ6kz)

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And they're yiffing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 05:04 PM (AzW6q)

412 406 children shouldn't be able to vote until 26 as the govt has already stated they are still dependent on parents re Obamacare , unless they want to riot with their professors or abort a baby, become a new gender , or have sex all day long. Than they are adults.
Posted by: willow at March 19, 2019 05:03 PM (r/xAU)

Wait, where was all this all-day sex when I was 26?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 05:04 PM (NWiLs)

413 >>>Cuck Conway: I tweet about Trump to avoid sceaming at Kellyanne:
------------------------------


What a sorry POS.
Her big brother needs to have a quiet talk with him.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2019 05:05 PM (ePWRo)

414 I took the assertion to mean that the Torah and the New Testament were retroactively altered by the infidels to contradict Islam, and then they erased the evidence from history.

Which is completely insane and even worse than the raging ignorance required to believe Islam came first.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 05:03 PM (AzW6q)
+++++++++
None of them ever met a man who went by the name "Occam."

I guess the simplest answer of "the religions are different" is unacceptable. This makes sense, of course, as there can be no qualitative assessment with this finding. Since Muslims *must* be right, you need orbits within orbits and secret cabals of infidels.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 05:05 PM (I2dne)

415 insomniac you were saving your essence until someone worthy came along.

Posted by: willow at March 19, 2019 05:05 PM (r/xAU)

416 Middlesex County where Newton is located went 65% for Hillary in 2016. So not a lot of conservative parents around there to start with.

And this right here is why, when I did my research on where to live in Texas, that I eliminated any towns within counties like Travis, which Austin is a part of.

It might still be Texas, but the crazies are in control and want no part of it. Also want as few of them as possible around wherever I end up.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 05:05 PM (MaEME)

417 were being taught Jews and Christians deliberately forged their holy texts to contradict the Muslim Qur'an.

You mean, we used to celebrate evil, too, but now we don't, just to spite them? Interesting...

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2019 05:05 PM (f6lTY)

418 "Wait, where was all this all-day sex when I was 26?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 05:04 PM (NWiLs)"

Bathhouses everywhere.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 05:05 PM (oZ6kz)

419 412 406 children shouldn't be able to vote until 26 as the govt has already stated they are still dependent on parents re Obamacare , unless they want to riot with their professors or abort a baby, become a new gender , or have sex all day long. Than they are adults.
Posted by: willow at March 19, 2019 05:03 PM (r/xAU)

Wait, where was all this all-day sex when I was 26?
Posted by: Insomniac



In this day and age "all-day sex" in your 20s mean fapping to internet porn all day.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 19, 2019 05:06 PM (RSvbx)

420 415 insomniac you were saving your essence until someone worthy came along.
Posted by: willow at March 19, 2019 05:05 PM (r/xAU)

I was already married, so not so much.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 05:06 PM (NWiLs)

421 I took the assertion to mean that the Torah and the New Testament were retroactively altered by the infidels to contradict Islam, and then they erased the evidence from history.

Which is completely insane and even worse than the raging ignorance required to believe Islam came first.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 05:03 PM (AzW6q)

Wow. That's even worse. That's an awe-inspiring level of conspiracy theorizing.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 19, 2019 05:06 PM (9hauA)

422 If Cuck really is a furry she can ethically dump his ass.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2019 05:06 PM (ePWRo)

423 418 "Wait, where was all this all-day sex when I was 26?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 05:04 PM (NWiLs)"

Bathhouses everywhere.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 05:05 PM (oZ6kz)

Ah. That explains why I missed it.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 05:07 PM (NWiLs)

424 I think that is where they are at about now.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 05:04 PM (sy5kK)

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Take it with a yuuuge grain of salt, as it's from GP, but they're spreading a rumour that Bret Baier is behind this in an effort to ingratiate himself to the Dems and land a gig hosting debates at Fox, if they should lift their prohibition.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 05:07 PM (AzW6q)

425 If I was her, I'd walk the hell out like KG did. KG got Don. Jr. Maby Trump can find her some nice young man. And Kellyanne too.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 19, 2019 05:02 PM (f1Vqw)

I'd come out of bachelor retirement for either one.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 05:07 PM (MaEME)

426 If Judge J needs a little time off maybe I could be of help? Because I'm a giver.

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2019 05:07 PM (v0R5T)

427 Wait, where was all this all-day sex when I was 26?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 05:04 PM (NWiLs)

You were master of your domain?

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwold at March 19, 2019 05:07 PM (t6MX/)

428 This should be fun: CAIR is calling for advertisers to boycott Fox News until they fire Jeanine Pirro and Tucker Carlson.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 19, 2019 05:02 PM (hjaPQ)

329 million Americans don't have a clue what the "I" stands for.

Posted by: golfman at March 19, 2019 05:08 PM (OE84+)

429 how silly to think one can hold onto history even Great lessons to not repeat are torn down .

hey remember when we shrieked collectively at Taliba bannas doing such things as bombing buddha statues?
Now we willingly comply with our own history.

how can one retain history as books are burned statues fall? (youth)

we are doomed to repeat it.

Posted by: willow at March 19, 2019 05:08 PM (r/xAU)

430 426
If Judge J needs a little time off maybe I could be of help? Because I'm a giver.

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2019 05:07 PM (v0R5T)

I will happily console Kellyanne.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 19, 2019 05:08 PM (t6MX/)

431 If Mohammed (Peace Be Upon Him) can teleport to Medina, the Jews (spit) can travel back in time and forge their lies.

Posted by: Muslim Logic at March 19, 2019 05:08 PM (vDqXW)

432 Wow. That's even worse. That's an awe-inspiring level of conspiracy theorizing.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 19, 2019 05:06 PM (9hauA)

Naw.

Luke came back.

Rewrote that stuff for King James.

Posted by: golfman at March 19, 2019 05:09 PM (OE84+)

433 What a sorry POS.
Her big brother needs to have a quiet talk with him.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2019 05:05 PM (ePWRo)



The same way Sonny Corleone had a quiet talk with Carlo Rizzi

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2019 05:09 PM (OLCnA)

434 39 So no math was taught?
Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 04:10 PM (sX1BW)

Math is racist. And sexist.
Posted by: DocJ at March 19, 2019 04:11 PM (NYS7S)




Math is Coding. Learning to Code is just another way of telling whitie to kill the men of color.


Do we have to spell out everything?

Posted by: Newton MA school district administrators at March 19, 2019 05:09 PM (sy5kK)

435 -insomniac well she realized she was unworthy of your essence . she needed a lesser guy.

Posted by: willow at March 19, 2019 05:09 PM (r/xAU)

436 You called it. If they arrested the producers then the easy pickings would dry up and they would be forced to pursue actual dangerous villains.
----------------
That is pretty much true of all law enforcement. They'd rather hand out speeding tickets and bust johns than go after dangerous and scary people. Much easier to solve a crime later than catch actual criminals. Safer too.

Posted by: Drc at March 19, 2019 05:09 PM (vbaSG)

437 Hmmm


CNN poll: Who is 'extremely enthusiastic about president vote'? Republicans 57 Democrats 46.

Posted by: Ha at March 19, 2019 05:09 PM (MAstk)

438 Since Muslims *must* be right, you need orbits within orbits and secret cabals of infidels.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 05:05 PM (I2dne)


It's not that muzzies have to be right. It's that mo plagiarized the Torah and New Testament and twisted the parts he copied to be more arab-like and work with his story. So, in the koran it wasn't Isaac who ABraham was going to sacrifice but Ishmael. And it wasn't Jesus who was on the cross but another guy. Seriously.

And to explain why mo's versions are different from the actual Torah and New Testament the claim is that the Jews and Christians are liars. So, muzzies can kill them at will ... and get allah-points for the after-life.

islam is really one sick, twisted bag of retarded dicks. And it aspires to take control of the power of state everywhere, just to put the cherry on top of everything and make it the worst threat the world has ever seen or will see while it is still around.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2019 05:10 PM (YJn4J)

439 "Luke came back.

Rewrote that stuff for King James.
Posted by: golfman at March 19, 2019 05:09 PM (OE84+)"

Really? I'm impressed that he's such a wealth of information about both Jedi-ism and Christianity.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 05:10 PM (oZ6kz)

440 The shitty show ace talks about in the sidebar is part of the trend of what I call "Punishment Entertainment".The shocking thing is that corporations have actively chosen to turn off large segments if their audience and lose money.

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2019 05:10 PM (BXMxN)

441 Paul Ryan has joined the board of Fox News.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 19, 2019 05:10 PM (w7KSn)

442 Those wily Jews and Christians with their prognostication and scientific knowledge . Not only did they know Mohammed (or whoever wrote it ) was going to write the Koran around 600 A.D.. but they used a time machine to change Jewish and Christian writings which date from hundreds of years before Mohammed ever existed to contradict the Koran.

Hooray for the Jews and the Christians!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2019 05:10 PM (AllCR)

443 A good priest can be just as valuable as a good lawyer.

If my SIL can get her marriage annulled after 10 years and 2 kids it can be done apparently.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 19, 2019 05:10 PM (dUJdY)

444 282 Donna Brazile makes Buckwheat sound like Demosthenes.

Laughed out loud,Yes I did.

Posted by: free tibet at March 19, 2019 05:10 PM (Ibwur)

445 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at March 19, 2019 05:11 PM (1XAal)

446 This should be fun: CAIR is calling for advertisers to boycott Fox News until they fire Jeanine Pirro and Tucker Carlson.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 19, 2019 05:02 PM (hjaPQ)


Well, we do need our advertisers.

Posted by: RuPaul Ryan at March 19, 2019 05:11 PM (v0R5T)

447 414 I took the assertion to mean that the Torah and the New Testament were retroactively altered by the infidels to contradict Islam, and then they erased the evidence from history.

Which is completely insane and even worse than the raging ignorance required to believe Islam came first.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 05:03 PM (AzW6q)
+++++++++
None of them ever met a man who went by the name "Occam."

I guess the simplest answer of "the religions are different" is unacceptable. ...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 05:05 PM (I2dne)


Whether one acknowledges those religions or not it is a historical fact; the dates of the Tora and the New Testament.

Fact is a thing that the left has not functional concept of.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2019 05:11 PM (ePWRo)

448 And is definitely NOT something the national Republican party should even concern itself with.. It is for local voters to decide - locally.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry

L O L
O
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Posted by: phone of kari at March 19, 2019 05:11 PM (USdP+)

449 Lovely people. Salt of the Earth.

Posted by: Fritz at March 19, 2019 05:12 PM (LuPts)

450 I don't see this last pres election as the coup, I see the one before that as the coup When our betters decided they wanted no America that they could not control.

and we helped them after their previous failure by financing them .

Posted by: willow at March 19, 2019 05:12 PM (r/xAU)

451 Roses are red
And violets are blue
If you invite Islam into your country
What comes next is all on you .....

Posted by: Yo! at March 19, 2019 05:12 PM (1XAal)

452 443 A good priest can be just as valuable as a good lawyer.

If my SIL can get her marriage annulled after 10 years and 2 kids it can be done apparently.

I've got three kids after 25 years and I gave up. I'll just have to talk to Peter at the gate to see if a couple of years in Purgatory will suffice.

Posted by: free tibet at March 19, 2019 05:12 PM (Ibwur)

453 Posted by: willow at March 19, 2019 05:09 PM (r/xAU)

Heh. That's one way to look at it I guess. There's still no rime or reason to it and I quit trying to figure it out some time ago. That way lies madness.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 05:12 PM (NWiLs)

454 This should be fun: CAIR is calling for advertisers to boycott Fox News until they fire Jeanine Pirro and Tucker Carlson.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 19, 2019 05:02 PM (hjaPQ)



Since CAIR is essentially the US arm of Hezbollah, of course they did.

What is sad is that few Americans know this. Just the ones that read.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 05:12 PM (sy5kK)

455 Fire every last useless mind-destroying progbot "educator" and the bureaucratic lickspittles who manage them.

The truly sad part is this. If your typical community were to fire each and every educrat, the school district would still be required to collect taxes at nearly the same rate for the next 40 years.

There are bonds to pay off, retirement and pensions to be paid, plus the massive one time hit on severance packages.

So you still get all of the taxes and zero alleged benefits.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 19, 2019 05:13 PM (lD3vL)

456 Why should they listen to a CAIR boycott?

How many companies that advertise on Fox sell fertilizer, blasting caps and van rentals?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 05:13 PM (oZ6kz)

457 Lovely people. Salt of the Earth.

Posted by: Fritz at March 19, 2019 05:12 PM (LuPts)


... like Lot's wife, hopefully.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2019 05:13 PM (YJn4J)

458 18 >>Prosecutors drop charges on Kraft's handy. Who could have seen that coming?


Old man goes in for massage...
Gets a handjo.
Returns the next day...


Yeah. That case isn't gonna stick.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 04:08 PM (xHsS4)

This is 100% false.
Kraft and 24 other men who were facing charges of soliciting prostitution have been offered a plea deal. They can admit publically that they were videotaped soliciting prostitution , pay $5,000 fine per charge(Kraft has two charges), do 100 hours of community service, submit to a sexual transmissible disease evaluation, and complete a course on prostitution and its victims. If he agrees to the above, then the charges will be dropped and the videotape will be sealed.

Or Kraft can face his two misdemeanor counts in court, end up convicted, spend some time in jail, still have to complete the above requirements ( or more) AND the video tape will be presented as evidence in court and will be released to the public.



Posted by: Jen the original at March 19, 2019 05:13 PM (/y/VQ)

459 Nood.

Jake the Tapper.

Posted by: Furious George at March 19, 2019 05:13 PM (9vQJW)

460 NOOD

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 05:14 PM (MaEME)

461 Kraft has to complete a course on prostitution? Pretty sure he's an auto-didact.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 05:14 PM (oZ6kz)

462 Common Core is funded and developed by islamists. Much of the money came from Qatar, Libya, and Saudi Arabia.

In 2007, the FBI uncovered documents (in connection with a Muslim Brotherhood trial of terrorists) that revealed that one of the MB's key goals towards ushering in the worldwide caliphate was to indoctrinate American k-12 students into islam. Common Core is a big part of the plan.

You can read about it here (just make sure you have a barf bag handy, because you'll be sick at how our idiot "leaders" jumped in bed with these scumbags and sold out us and our kids):

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycmqltjx

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 19, 2019 05:14 PM (fqUgw)

463 443 A good priest can be just as valuable as a good lawyer.

If my SIL can get her marriage annulled after 10 years and 2 kids it can be done apparently.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 19, 2019 05:10 PM (dUJdY)

Say what now?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 05:14 PM (NWiLs)

464 443 A good priest can be just as valuable as a good lawyer.

If my SIL can get her marriage annulled after 10 years and 2 kids it can be done apparently.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 19, 2019 05:10 PM (dUJdY)

I hate to say this but a large enough donation to the archdiocese can work miracles.

Posted by: IC at March 19, 2019 05:14 PM (a0IVu)

465 The sad part is that this koran instruction isn't even the worst part of the curriculum. I wonder why they don't talk about whatever sort of gender-bending insanity the school is trying to force on naive kids.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2019 05:14 PM (YJn4J)

466 Paul Ryan has joined the board of Fox News.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater

Then TuCa's days are numbered

Posted by: phone of kari at March 19, 2019 05:15 PM (USdP+)

467 450 I don't see this last pres election as the coup, I see the one before that as the coup When our betters decided they wanted no America that they could not control.


The Coup of 2016 failed, but not because of lack of trying.

Some broadcasters and websites have been documenting it since 2017, and are still doing so.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 05:15 PM (sy5kK)

468 insomniac I think we've had this talk before, I've been there remember, and Be grateful You get a new chance to be happy and not buried under a bitches or bastards thumb for all your days.

Posted by: willow at March 19, 2019 05:15 PM (r/xAU)

469 and complete a course on prostitution and its victims.

They have course on prostitution? To learn how to do it without getting caught?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2019 05:15 PM (YJn4J)

470 >> The same way Sonny Corleone had a quiet talk with Carlo Rizzi

Michael had an ever quieter talk with him later. Well, he let Clemenza do the quiet talking.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 19, 2019 05:15 PM (f1Vqw)

471 468 insomniac I think we've had this talk before, I've been there remember, and Be grateful You get a new chance to be happy and not buried under a bitches or bastards thumb for all your days.
Posted by: willow at March 19, 2019 05:15 PM (r/xAU)

I'll drink to that.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 05:16 PM (NWiLs)

472 Why should they listen to a CAIR boycott?

How many companies that advertise on Fox sell fertilizer, blasting caps and van rentals?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 05:13 PM (oZ6kz)
...........

Really. I'm still trying to get a reverse mortgage and a hearing aid.

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2019 05:16 PM (v0R5T)

473 They did this shite in Newton? O_o

Yeah...wicked smart, guys.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2019 05:16 PM (A/q5e)

474 LeftCoast which is why they are so enraged at the pure audacity of us seeing through them.

Posted by: willow at March 19, 2019 05:16 PM (r/xAU)

475 Smaht. Stupid autocucumber.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2019 05:17 PM (A/q5e)

476 Paul Ryan is a c*nt.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 19, 2019 05:17 PM (jUVms)

477 Muslims don't wait for a majority before making demands and with Leftists on their side are starting long before usual in history.

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2019 05:19 PM (BbGew)

478 442 Those wily Jews and Christians with their prognostication and scientific knowledge . Not only did they know Mohammed (or whoever wrote it ) was going to write the Koran around 600 A.D.. but they used a time machine to change Jewish and Christian writings which date from hundreds of years before Mohammed ever existed to contradict the Koran.

Hooray for the Jews and the Christians!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke



Nope. Time Travelling Unicorns. They are an unknown menace to the Space/Time Continuum.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 19, 2019 05:21 PM (RSvbx)

479 I do hope that this is an interfaith lawsuit. Jews and Christians together.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2019 05:25 PM (AllCR)

480 140 Does anyone here believe AOC can actually mix a decent drink?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 04:24 PM (ptqGC)

She can't even pull a proper pint of Guinness, I bet.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 19, 2019 05:32 PM (rzXDT)

481 You know who Stacy Abrams looks like to me? The dad from Good Times, John Amos

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 05:33 PM (39g3+)

482 I don't know if 16 year olds should be allowed to vote for their Class President much less the POTUS.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 19, 2019 05:35 PM (7PXtO)

483 Does anyone here believe AOC can actually mix a decent drink?

There are images of her doing the shaker thing with some drink so she probably knows the fundamentals but I question her skill.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 05:36 PM (39g3+)

484 This is why Prager started calling public schools Leftist Seminaries
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2019 04:42 PM (BbGew)

Given the stories of sex scandals in the schools, that is a more and more appropriate title all the time.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2019 05:38 PM (FTPn0)

485 I do hope that this is an interfaith lawsuit. Jews and Christians together.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2019 05:25 PM (AllCR)

Yes. Cross the streams. It's the only way to destroy these roaches.


Posted by: Archer at March 19, 2019 05:40 PM (gmo/4)

486 "Luke came back.

Rewrote that stuff for King James.
Posted by: golfman at March 19, 2019 05:09 PM (OE84+)"

Really? I'm impressed that he's such a wealth of information about both Jedi-ism and Christianity.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 05:10 PM (oZ6kz)




Only a Sith would mock like that.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 19, 2019 05:44 PM (rwVFm)

487
Cain slew Abel Seth knew not why
For if the children of Israel were to multiply
Why must any of the children die?
So he asked the Lord
And the Lord said:
Man means nothing he means less to me
Than the lowliest cactus flower
Or the humblest Yucca tree
He chases round this desert
Cause he thinks that's where I'll be
That's why I love mankind
I recoil in horror fro the foulness of thee
From the squalor and the filth and the misery
How we laugh up here in heaven at the prayers you offer me
That's why I love mankind

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 19, 2019 05:45 PM (rwVFm)

488
The Christians and the Jews were having a jamboree
The Buddhists and the Hindus joined on satellite TV
They picked their four greatest priests
And they began to speak
They said, "Lord, a plague is on the world
Lord, no man is free
The temples that we built to you
Have tumbled into the sea
Lord, if you won't take care of us
Won't you please, please let us be?"
And the Lord said
And the Lord said
I burn down your cities-how blind you must be
I take from you your children and you say how blessed are we
You all must be crazy to put your faith in me
That's why I love mankind
You really need me
That's why I love mankind

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 19, 2019 05:46 PM (rwVFm)

489 I sense that I've been willowed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 19, 2019 05:47 PM (rwVFm)

490 Note that they are attacking Christianity too by claiming the Bible was "forged" to countradict the Quran.

Posted by: chimnap at March 19, 2019 05:51 PM (gJAok)

491 "Students were also taught Jews took advantage of the Holocaust to gain sympathy for Zionism at the expense of 'Arab plight,' and Israelis were compared to Nazis amid claims they've treated Palestinians like Nazis historically treated Jews."

...Where's the lie tho?

Oh those silly Jews. Flood a bunch of uppity browns into white countries and then act surprised when the brown pets act up on them.

(Next someone will tell me the Jews don't use "muh Holocaust!" to get sympathy, just like AIPAC isn't ackchually lobbying the American government on behalf of foreigners. )

Posted by: AJP at March 19, 2019 06:16 PM (zR3Iv)

492 My favorite Holocaust story is how the Germans took the time to build masturbation machines in the middle of a war and then masturbated all the Jews to death with them.

I always love totally believable Holocaust stories.

Posted by: AJP at March 19, 2019 06:19 PM (zR3Iv)

493 I always love totally believable Holocaust stories.
Posted by: AJP at March 19, 2019 06:19 PM (zR3Iv)

Go back to Stormfront, asshole.

Posted by: troyriser at March 19, 2019 07:11 PM (1JpTT)

Seb Gorka on the Pseudo-Conservatives
The Bulwark's Latest Declaration of Eternal Conservative Principles: Conservatives Are Ginning Up Fake Fears About Socialism

Blistering.

[The Subsidized Fake Conservatives] moved from gullible conservative donors to taking money from hardcore left-wing billionaires. They rebranded themselves under a new masthead, and as The Bulwark--sounds manly right?--and decided the best thing is to outdo the Daily Beast and Buzzfeed in anti-Trump sentiment. No more pretending to be the heirs of Kirk and Chambers while enjoying tony parties in Adams Morgan with their MSNBC, NPR, and Obama Administration pals. No, they will rebuild America by giving in to their inner Arianna Huffington and unleashing their hidden Glenn Thrush.

Although I’ve been through the wringer, having lived through the consequences of working in the White House and all that entails in terms of media "coverage," the results of their targeting have surprised even me.

Whether it's attacking Salena Zito for not being a "real American" (I guess because her name isn’t WASP-y enough), or mocking the appearance of a veteran conservative commentator who just ended chemotherapy, these people who say--and this isn't a put on, they actually had this on their masthead--that they are "Conserving Conservatism" have sunk as low as it is possible to go. Or at least that's what I thought until this week.

...

The day after the outrageous calumny [against Victor Davis Hanson] was dropped, I attended the launch of the good professor’s book at the D.C. satellite of his professional home, the Hoover Institution...

At the end of the superb event, the pieces all fell into place. As I said my goodbyes, the gentle professor turned to me and said: "You know, Trump is the one thing standing between them and America going socialist."

As if by prophecy, the next article the Bulwark posted was: "Is Socialism Really that Big of a Threat?"

But Gorsuch.

But the economy.

But the border.

But abortion.

But anti-semitism.

But... capitalism?

The Defenders of Eternal Conservative Principles sure are willing to toss a lot of ancient wood on the bonfire to keep the anti-Trump fires burning.

The Bulwark's article actually says socialism is NBD, really:

But upon closer inspection the right's bashing of socialism rings a little hollow--and not just because of Gorka's bombast. Yes, AOC's proposals are misguided but they are unlikely steps toward a planned economy, show trials, or the gulag system.

"Misguided"? And then come the claims that just because she's advocating socialism, it doesn't mean she'll bring about the bad parts of socialism.

Hey, remember when True Conservatives believed that all the parts of socialism were the bad parts of socialism? Now apparently a lot of socialism is good, as long as we stay away from the bad parts, like totalitarianism.

Which, as history tells us, can be easily extracted from socialism, and in fact is successfully extracted from it almost every time it's tried.

That's sarcasm, if I'm not laying it on thick enough. Every socialist says "This time, we'll implement socialism without the show trials, gulags, and political prisons!"

And they tend to be liars on that point.

The left made the same claims about Obama, that he was merely introducing some incremental changes and beginning much-needed discussions, not pushing the country towards socialism.

The Eternal Defenders of Sacred Conservative Doctrine used to dispute the left on that point.

Now they join them in apologetics for socialism.

Well, I'm sure the writers at The Bulwark don't have to worry about show trials -- they've let the left know they are trustworthy and useful allies who, if they are to be eaten at all, should certainly be eaten last.

Update: A friend tells me that the Bulwark Remnant (including the #SalonHot25) has exhausted even the patience of the rest of the NeverTrumpers, who now despise them. Partly maybe for embarrassing them by giving the game away (in as much as the Bulwark guys don't even hide the fact that they're partisan Democrats now), and partly because the Bulwark Remnant is always attacking the regular NeverTrumpers as sell-outs not sufficiently pro-Democrat enough to defeat the Drumpfenkoenig.

Keep on telling us how good you are at politics and the art of persuasion, guys.

I'm going just start calling these guys "The Winners Club," because that's all they do, they win. And they club cancer survivors and pro-lifers.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:07 PM




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1 What is their point? What are they for?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2019 03:09 PM (ycWCI)

2 Their appeal seems primarily limited to themselves at this point.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2019 03:10 PM (ycWCI)

3 NTs are repulsive.

Posted by: IC at March 19, 2019 03:10 PM (a0IVu)

4 I say we tie them to the back of the truck and drag them.

Posted by: ALH at March 19, 2019 03:11 PM (uLuPn)

5 They are for themselves.

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2019 03:11 PM (BXMxN)

6 Is socialism that big of a threat? Well every single democrat running for President so far has a socialist platform so we will see how that plays in America in November 2020.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 19, 2019 03:12 PM (JUOKG)

7 The judicial appointments alone make me happy I voted for Trump.

He fights. Too bad the cucks at the Bulwark fail to understand that liberals hate them as much as us.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 19, 2019 03:12 PM (J9wxX)

8 The Bulwark--sounds manly right?-...

Funny, but every time I see "The Bulwark" in print I think of a cartoon moose and his best friend squirrel.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 19, 2019 03:13 PM (kUmUV)

9 Early!

Posted by: DaveA at March 19, 2019 03:13 PM (FhXTo)

10 I always thought everybody here was joking about the Bulwark. This is a real thing? That's hilarious.

Posted by: Roy at March 19, 2019 03:13 PM (xqdqQ)

11 Its only capitalism and avoiding death camps.

Posted by: Someguy at March 19, 2019 03:13 PM (dy5uS)

12 Can't believe I had a subscription to The Weekly Standard in college. When my subscription ran out, my grandpa would set them aside and send them home with me. If he were still around, I bet he would have cut up his magazines and sent them back in an envelope.

Posted by: pookysgirl at March 19, 2019 03:14 PM (XKZwp)

13 Ha, 9 is pretty good for reading the content and the link.


Pfftt! Why does my cookie taste like cardboard.

Posted by: DaveA at March 19, 2019 03:14 PM (FhXTo)

14 As if by prophecy, the next article the Bulwark posted was: "Is Socialism Really that Big of a Threat?"

Written in the cuckshed while his wife was being roundly rogered by the poolboy.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2019 03:14 PM (4AeKb)

15 Sucking another guy's cock, does it really make you gay?

Posted by: William Kristol, Esq. at March 19, 2019 03:14 PM (P1AAi)

16 In an earlier age, these people would have been tarred, feathered, and frogmarched out of town.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 19, 2019 03:14 PM (J+mig)

17
These never-Trumpers are engaged in the worlds oldest profession.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 19, 2019 03:14 PM (jYje5)

18 Is America finally ready to hear about the positive side of antisemitism?

Please read David Frenchs thoughtful and passionate piece in the Bullwark!

Posted by: Charlie Sykes at March 19, 2019 03:15 PM (AaCJy)

19 Is socialism that big of a threat?

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Socialism isn't a threat. It's already here - an active problem. But the inevitable next stage socialism is most certainly a threat.

Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 03:15 PM (sX1BW)

20 I have a bad case of Glenn Thrush in my nethers.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 19, 2019 03:15 PM (AzW6q)

21 What is their point? What are they for?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2019 03:09 PM (ycWCI)

----

They are for not wanting to admit they were WRONG and this outsider with new ideas is getting shit accomplished in two years what the mono-partiers could not accomplish in 4 decades.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 03:15 PM (8XRCm)

22 Cucks pine for the good ole daze when republicans lost like gentlemen. I'll gladly vote for Trump again, next time around. Worry about massive voter fraud, though.

Posted by: Old Dude at March 19, 2019 03:15 PM (LGXGf)

23 "You know, Trump is the one thing standing between them and America going socialist."


And Trump is fast becoming the only thing standing between us and them.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 19, 2019 03:15 PM (t6MX/)

24 Just ask the Venezuelans how they like Socialism.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 19, 2019 03:15 PM (uDcBt)

25 Whole lotta masks came unglued with the election of DJT. A whole lot

And if DJT does nothing else between now and (oh please please please) January 2025 when he leaves office, I'll be eternally grateful to him for that alone.

Posted by: DocJ at March 19, 2019 03:15 PM (NYS7S)

26 God bless our president for standing between us and Venezuela's fate. The abuse he takes!

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at March 19, 2019 03:16 PM (JK/Ct)

27 Read that article linked, if you don't mind giving the Bulwark a click. Just another variation of "the wrong people were in charge. THIS time we'll get it right!".

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 03:16 PM (ffYR/)

28 but they are unlikely steps toward a planned economy, show trials, or the gulag system

--------------

Slopes never get slippery.

Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 03:16 PM (sX1BW)

29 The Bulwark sounds manly? Uh, no.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2019 03:16 PM (37IEG)

30 Can we just start calling Bill Kristol Snowball, now.

Because he's no Napolean.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 03:16 PM (xHsS4)

31 What have Jews really ever do e for the world? I mean, could a billion Muslims (not to mention a hundred million thoughtful Russians) really be so wrong?

Posted by: Bill Kristol at March 19, 2019 03:16 PM (AaCJy)

32 At least the lib/socialists are honest about wanting to destroy the country. These cucks don't even have the integrity to admit to that.

Posted by: Roy at March 19, 2019 03:17 PM (xqdqQ)

33 I like listening to Seb Gorka when I can, escaping from Communists can give you a different view.

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2019 03:17 PM (BbGew)

34 What is their point? What are they for?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2019 03:09 PM (ycWCI)

----------

Conquest's first law.

Like Hans Gruber, they are just here for the money.

Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 03:17 PM (sX1BW)

35 Time for a national divorce.

The latest thing is for state legislators to tie their electoral votes to the popular vote thereby disenfranchising their citizens.

Posted by: ALH at March 19, 2019 03:17 PM (uLuPn)

36 Are burly Hispanic MS-13 members really a threat? Only to my cardiovascular health because of the massive boner they give me!

Posted by: William Kristol, Bull Connoisseur at March 19, 2019 03:17 PM (oZ6kz)

37 I've been impressed with what I've seen of Gorka on Twitter. He get's a bit part in Timothy Lim's (My Hero MAGAdamia) Space Force comic as well.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 19, 2019 03:17 PM (uquGJ)

38 awesome mock, mr. gorka. keep it up.

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 19, 2019 03:17 PM (4hfnr)

39 William Kristol was allegedly a stalwart of the conservative intellectual.

Irving Kristol, his father, may have been the original "neo-con". Irving Kristol wrote a rather blistering and wistful book about leaving the Left, called "Former Friends".

And this, is the heritage of the Jewish intellectual in America.

Sometimes a pretend conservative, sometimes a social liberal. Whatever.

This may sound truly anti-semitic to some, but the orientation of the Jewish intellectual in America (and Europe) is to be the cosmopolitan, bigger than a citizen of a country. They look at things as being kind of "one world", perhaps out of the historic fear of the pogrom, and the historic fear of a militant Christian.

Barry Goldwater was ancestrally Jewish, although he was a practicing Episcopalian. Toward the end of his life, with his second wife, he sometimes waxed liberal about certain topics.

Sebastian Gorka has not finished paying for his support of Trump, although he may think he is. And neither has Victor Hanson.
The Soviet - style denunciations will continue and intensify. All the bitter sarcasm in the world will not stop the mewling quims at The Bulwark or The Bulwinkle, or whatever they call it.
William Buckley must be SPINNING in his grave about what has happened to National Review.
Buckley would have held his nose and supported Trump, because he understood at a basic philosophical level, that someone who actually supports Conservatives in deed, is preferable to the oral support by the fakers, who happen to have the right pedigree.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 19, 2019 03:17 PM (vcOmj)

40 Bulwarkers of the World, Unite!

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 03:17 PM (xHsS4)

41 Are re-education camps bad when you've learned the wrong things?

Posted by: William Kristol, Esq. at March 19, 2019 03:17 PM (P1AAi)

42 The Bulwark--sounds manly right?-...

BulWARK? I thought it was the BullDORK.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 03:18 PM (6b1dn)

43 My BP monitor just blew up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 03:18 PM (ptqGC)

44
8 The Bulwark--sounds manly right?-[\i]

Sure, if Tater Stetler outfitted in leather lanquidly applying a cat-o-nine tails to a trussed up Cap'n Billy and his side kick, Charlie "3 Wives" while bulls service the wives of the entire The Bulwark staff on love seats for an audience as "manly", then Boy! Howdy! you nailed it!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2019 03:18 PM (pNxlR)

45 Only a few years back, who the hell could have imagined that so many "conservatives" would turn out to have been lying closet libs, and that Donald Freakin Trump would be the one who would expose them.

Still makes my head spin.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2019 03:18 PM (4AeKb)

46 It's nice to see someone staunchly defending Salena Zito in print.

Posted by: m at March 19, 2019 03:18 PM (ZfNws)

47 Time for a national divorce.

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I'd prefer a national ass-kicking.

Bet on the side with the guns.

Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 03:18 PM (sX1BW)

48 What are they for? They are for social acceptance, fat paychecks, trolling real conservatives, and being on what they believe is the winning side.

Posted by: mrp at March 19, 2019 03:18 PM (Pqytn)

49

Is socialism really that big a threat?

let's ask someone at the holocaust museum shall we?

Posted by: exploding meteor resting its chin on its hand at March 19, 2019 03:18 PM (v6eK5)

50 Is the babysitter really a threat to become my fourth wife?

Posted by: Charlie Sykes at March 19, 2019 03:19 PM (oZ6kz)

51 I wonder when "conservative" Joe Scarborough is going to begin writing for the "conservative" Bulwark?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 03:19 PM (ptqGC)

52 Politics Fans are no different that Sports Fans. It's all mostly just cheering for laundry.

Posted by: NFTG at March 19, 2019 03:19 PM (mOPWe)

53 Does Tater have kids?

If so, can we call them Tater Tots?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2019 03:19 PM (4AeKb)

54 >> "Yes, AOC's proposals are misguided but they are unlikely steps toward a planned economy, show trials, or the gulag system."



Wow.
I can see why they took "Conserving Conservatism" off the masthead.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2019 03:19 PM (W+vEI)

55 30
Can we just start calling Bill Kristol Snowball, now.



Because he's no Napolean.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 03:16 PM (xHsS4)
More like a Napoleon cake really. He's puffy and flaky enough.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2019 03:19 PM (37IEG)

56 if teh socialism shoe fitthen they be it!

Posted by: Sir John Cockran, Esquire at March 19, 2019 03:19 PM (ufFY8)

57 42
The Bulwark--sounds manly right?-...



BulWARK? I thought it was the BullDORK.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 03:18 PM (6b1dn)

Ballwork. They are a bunch of felching traitors. Thanks, Trump, for exposing these phonies for what they are.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 19, 2019 03:19 PM (t6MX/)

58 Only a few years back, who the hell could have imagined that so many "conservatives" would turn out to have been lying closet libs, and that Donald Freakin Trump would be the one who would expose them.

Still makes my head spin.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2019 03:18 PM (4AeKb)

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Oh.... Im sure its all part of the plan to throw the election and make HILLARY the POTUS..... any day now..... in due time..... all acording to plan..... yup.... PREZ HILLZ.... just you see...

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 03:19 PM (8XRCm)

59 51 I wonder when "conservative" Joe Scarborough is going to begin writing for the "conservative" Bulwark?


He can get his ass in line.

Posted by: Ana Navarro at March 19, 2019 03:20 PM (xqdqQ)

60 Jane, does the Bulwark have any interns? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at March 19, 2019 03:20 PM (oZ6kz)

61 I can imagine the Bulwark crew thinking Adolph Hitler had some good ideas.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 03:20 PM (ptqGC)

62 to the Bullworks boys!

I can hardly wait!

Posted by: Cap'n "Balless Bill" Kristol at March 19, 2019 03:20 PM (37IEG)

63 Time for a national divorce.
Posted by: ALH at March 19, 2019 03:17 PM (uLuPn)

The time for that has come and gone, amigo. The fascists will never let us go - they will fight our departure with every ounce of breath they have and they have the levers of government as their supports.

It will get ugly.

Posted by: DocJ at March 19, 2019 03:20 PM (NYS7S)

64 "Nationalizing transportation and energy, conducting shame trials of 'transphobes' and imprisoning climate change deniers are not even the teensiest steps toward planned economy, show trials, and the gulag system"

- Things That Are Said By An Actual Idiot

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 19, 2019 03:20 PM (HtLSE)

65 >> "Yes, AOC's proposals are misguided but they are unlikely steps toward a planned economy, show trials, or the gulag system."



Are they trying to take our guns?
Yes?

Then it will lead to show trials, the gulag system and state executions.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2019 03:21 PM (W+vEI)

66 Socialism: you can vote your way in, but you'll have to shoot your way out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 03:21 PM (39g3+)

67
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT!!!


BTW... for those of you that dont know what "felching" is.... dont look it up.

Trust me.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 03:21 PM (8XRCm)

68 Just the tip. Of socialism.

Posted by: skwilli at March 19, 2019 03:21 PM (zllbf)

69 The NeverTrumpers remind me of the Sergeant in A Soldier's Story. He hated whites but he he hated blacks that he felt embarrassed his race in front of whites even more.

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2019 03:21 PM (BXMxN)

70 Meghan McCain will soon be writing a food and lifestyle column. I'm only half kidding.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 03:21 PM (ptqGC)

71 Time for a national divorce.



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I'd prefer a national ass-kicking.



Bet on the side with the guns.

Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 03:18 PM (sX1BW)


1000 times this.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2019 03:21 PM (9Om/r)

72 President Trump has the magic ability too make the masks fall away! God bless our president.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 19, 2019 03:22 PM (0OmEj)

73 We've already had a National Divorce.

We're currently fighting over the division of funds and visitation rights.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 03:22 PM (oZ6kz)

74 I prefer the moniker fluffer or daisy.

Posted by: William Kristol, Esq. at March 19, 2019 03:22 PM (P1AAi)

75 100,000,00 dead in the name of one form of socialism or another can't go wrong.
Nah.
Ahoy!!

Posted by: Cascadia at March 19, 2019 03:22 PM (iBxmr)

76 we have plenty of socialism already in our system. We are ALREADY doing socialism wrong.


Wrong, because it is better to come illegally and get the free shit, and work off the books selling drugs or sex (and driving drunk but immune from required insurance) ... American Socialism has made it better for those people than the working stiff.


But sure, more "socialism" would be even better .. to make the rich richer, and to depress the lower middle class further.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 19, 2019 03:23 PM (Cus5s)

77 President Trump has the magic ability too make the masks fall away! God bless our president.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 19, 2019 03:22 PM (0OmEj)


He's the first one to hit back. The Washington Generals ain't supposed to hit back.

Posted by: NFTG at March 19, 2019 03:23 PM (mOPWe)

78 Join us this week at the Bulwark as Shannan discusses the wonders of our Miele dishwasher and I review the upcoming week in Antifas noble struggle

Posted by: JV Last at March 19, 2019 03:23 PM (AaCJy)

79 President Trump has the magic ability too make the masks fall away! God bless our president.



Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 19, 2019 03:22 PM (0OmEj)


Yes. God bless him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 03:23 PM (ptqGC)

80 We've already had a National Divorce.

We're currently fighting over the division of funds and visitation rights.
Posted by: Broseidon


Ain't nothing outside of flyover country I want to visit.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 03:23 PM (21UM+)

81 I dunno. Is there anyone around who really believes these cucks were every really "conservatives"? It's occurred to me that was just a gig they milked for cash, and in which they never really believed in principally.

The word "frauds" comes to mind. At some point you just move on because they've been outed.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 03:23 PM (VpIIl)

82 "Yes, AOC's proposals are misguided but they are unlikely steps toward a planned economy, show trials, or the gulag system."

.....................

This is exactly like the lefties saying.. "Oh but Socialism was never done correctly! We'll do it right this time!"

eff'n a-holes.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 19, 2019 03:23 PM (so+oy)

83 >>Socialism: you can vote your way in, but you'll have to shoot your way out.



"You don't need an AR15, right? Just give us your AR15s and then we'll be good. Really. And then your other guns, it's only civilized. And then, maybe, your knives. But really, we don't want to bad part of Socialism. . . until you have no weapons to stop us from doing it.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2019 03:24 PM (W+vEI)

84
How dumb they all are.

Once the coming storm has broken, whoever prevails, these guys are first against the wall.

How they can't see this is beyond me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 03:24 PM (AzW6q)

85 Meghan McCain will soon be writing a food and lifestyle column.
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Well, they say you should write about what you know and Meggy knows food.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 19, 2019 03:24 PM (vg8iE)

86 Time for a national divorce.
Posted by: ALH at March 19, 2019 03:17 PM (uLuPn)


Do ticks get divorced from dogs?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 03:24 PM (6b1dn)

87
Meghan McCain will soon be writing a food and lifestyle column. I'm only half kidding.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 03:21 PM


Her 'lifestyle' of huge food intake brings her closer to me every day. Fortunately Liberty Medical is there.

Posted by: Type Two Diabeetus at March 19, 2019 03:24 PM (jYje5)

88 Great post, Ace, and I look forward to reading Gorka's whole piece. There is something in here I find extremely troubling because it means I have to question what I always assumed to be the origins of the GOPe/NeverTrump crowd.

The conventional wisdom, as far as I know, is that this co-opting of the Republican Party by non-conservatives (or, at most generous, semi-conservatives) began in earnest under Reagan. In that era, the Democrats - who used to (at least on paper) be for immigration control, blue collar advocacy, etc. - got consumed by actual hardcore Leftists and outright communist sympathizers. This is where the "Reagan Democrats" came from - they didn't necessarily love conservatism and often were not conservatives in a practical sense, but they viewed the Soviet apologetics or outright Soviet advocacy of the increasingly corrupt Democrat party as going too far and forcing them out.

I don't know if this is actually true, or if it is simply not true anymore. This statement from the Cuckshed puts any legitimacy that argument has in the current context into the dustbin. From the post:
But upon closer inspection the right's bashing of socialism rings a little hollow--and not just because of Gorka's bombast. Yes, AOC's proposals are misguided but they are unlikely steps toward a planned economy, show trials, or the gulag system.

If the roots of the GOPe/NeverTrump cowards was actually "not exactly a conservative, but not down with communism" it certainly doesn't apply anymore.

Was it ever true? If it was, this demonstrates - in rich, vibrant color - what happens when petty personal luxuries, desire to "belong" and the lust for influence and other power-by-proxy schemes systematize.

You may note that the Cuckshed dropped their "Conservatism Conserved" tagline. There can be no wonder as to why.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 03:24 PM (I2dne)

89 Only white supremacists want capitalism.

Posted by: Don Lee-moan at March 19, 2019 03:24 PM (v0R5T)

90 Does this Brown Shirt make me look fat?

Posted by: Bill Kristol at March 19, 2019 03:24 PM (xHsS4)

91 I'm not going to click over to the Bulshit, but did they actually publish something that claims that AOC is not asking for (demanding) a planned economy?

I thought that was 90% of her program. Or is that Five-Year Plan?

Posted by: JEM at March 19, 2019 03:24 PM (8erNz)

92 >>>As if by prophecy, the next article the Bulwark posted was: "Is Socialism Really that Big of a Threat?"

Written in the cuckshed while his wife was being roundly rogered by the poolboy.

...

i'm going to try to say "Rogered" more.

And "snizz."

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 03:25 PM (PbpT7)

93 And then, maybe, your knives. But really, we don't want to bad part of Socialism. . . until you have no weapons to stop us from doing it.
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I've come for your fingernails and teeth.

*brandishes pliers*

Posted by: weapons collection officer at March 19, 2019 03:25 PM (v6eK5)

94 73 they can have custody of the Hildabeast

Posted by: ALH at March 19, 2019 03:25 PM (uLuPn)

95 Hitler, Lenin, and Stalin had some great ideas. They just didn't implement them well.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 03:25 PM (ptqGC)

96 Yes, AOC's proposals are misguided but they are unlikely steps toward a planned economy, show trials, or the gulag system.

AOC's proposals are, precisely, a planned economy.

And show-trials and the gulag system will be fully-implemented minutes, if not seconds, after #2A is repealed.

Posted by: DocJ at March 19, 2019 03:25 PM (NYS7S)

97 "Socialism in general has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore or evade it." - Thomas Sowell

Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 19, 2019 03:25 PM (uGHnY)

98 Conserving Conservatism...in Cryostasis.

Posted by: The Bull Work at March 19, 2019 03:25 PM (vDqXW)

99 What is their point? What are they for?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Making sure their iron rice bowls are pristine vessels for the next statist regime.

Oh, and convincing themselves that their rage at Trump isn't a mental illness.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2019 03:25 PM (Hk+Y0)

100
Once the coming storm has broken, whoever prevails, these guys are first against the wall.

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This.

Conservative will never forgive them for being traitors.

Liberals will never trust them for being traitors.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 03:25 PM (8XRCm)

101 The only problem we ever had with the Socialist People's Revolutions is that Stalin kicked us out after ours.

We got our revenge on the USSR already - Now it's time for another Revolution!

Workers Anti-Westerners of the World Unite!

Posted by: Neo-con Liberal Imperialists at March 19, 2019 03:25 PM (wQMQx)

102 Okay, what if Socialism only results in a 5% chance of devolving into totalitarianism? 1%? 0.1%.

What % chance should we gamble that the fruits of socialism will not be nourished by the blood of our citizens?

Personally I'm down with 0.0000%. I don't want any socialism at all, and I want to take zero risk of destroying my country. Especially in exchange for subsidized day care or whatever "benefit" I will supposedly receive.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 19, 2019 03:25 PM (AJj50)

103 The truly hilarious thing is that this reveals something very ugly about these chumps, particularly Kristol. Its one or more of these options:

1) they were never, ever really right wing in any sense
2) they were but hate Trump so much they're willing to embrace anything whatsoever to oppose him
3) they don't believe anything except what the person who's paying them says to believe.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 03:25 PM (39g3+)

104 95 Hitler, Lenin, and Stalin had some great ideas. They just didn't implement them well.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 03:25 PM (ptqGC)

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That Pol Pot guy, he had it goin' on.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 03:26 PM (q8oeS)

105 How they can't see this is beyond me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 03:24 PM (AzW6q)


The same way the spouse is always the last one to figure out their significant other is fucking everything up and down the street. The same way Little Johnny's parents had no clue what a turd he was until it was too late.

People just don't see what they don't want to see.

Posted by: NFTG at March 19, 2019 03:26 PM (mOPWe)

106 "Does Tater have kids? "

Knucklebabies.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at March 19, 2019 03:26 PM (fDrHh)

107 103 The truly hilarious thing is that this reveals something very ugly about these chumps, particularly Kristol. Its one or more of these options:

1) they were never, ever really right wing in any sense
2) they were but hate Trump so much they're willing to embrace anything whatsoever to oppose him
3) they don't believe anything except what the person who's paying them says to believe.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 03:25 PM (39g3+)

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I'm gonna go with 3.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 03:26 PM (q8oeS)

108 Remind me, what do you call it when one pledges a national "salary" for every single person whether they work or not, at the expense of taxpayers? Surely even the cucks will admit this is a cursory element of a planned economy.

Plus Donkey Chompers and her ilk have virtually pledged a de facto end private corporations, by stealing their profits and managing their business.


A child could see this is "socialism" and would probably punch the cucks in the nuts for saying otherwise.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 03:27 PM (VpIIl)

109 Wait'll you see my recipe for Meggie Mac-n-Cheese!

Whole pound of bacon! And that's just my serving.

Tonight on Cooking and Eating and Eating with Meghan! (I put "eating" in the title twice cause eating's so nice!)

Posted by: Meggie McCain's growing laaaaarger at March 19, 2019 03:27 PM (4AeKb)

110 Well, they say you should write about what you know and Meggy knows food.

Its funny, but all the most chubby celebrities and famous people are always telling everyone how they eat super healthy and love nibbling kale. Yet somehow they weigh as much as a volkswagon.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 03:27 PM (39g3+)

111 "Eunuch" is a word that needs to be utilized more frequently.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 03:27 PM (ptqGC)

112 107 103 The truly hilarious thing is that this reveals something very ugly about these chumps, particularly Kristol. Its one or more of these options:

1) they were never, ever really right wing in any sense
2) they were but hate Trump so much they're willing to embrace anything whatsoever to oppose him
3) they don't believe anything except what the person who's paying them says to believe.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 03:25 PM (39g3+)

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I'm gonna go with 3.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 03:26 PM (q8oeS)

1 and (mostly) 3

Posted by: DocJ at March 19, 2019 03:27 PM (NYS7S)

113 This.

Conservative will never forgive them for being traitors.

Liberals will never trust them for being traitors.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 03:25 PM (8XRCm)


It's the lukewarm thing. You end up getting spit out of the mouth.

Posted by: Roy at March 19, 2019 03:27 PM (xqdqQ)

114
This is exactly like the lefties saying.. "Oh but Socialism was never done correctly! We'll do it right this time!"

eff'n a-holes.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 19, 2019 03:23 PM (so+oy)

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Any system that relies on benevolent geniuses to keep the system running isnt much of a system.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 03:27 PM (8XRCm)

115 Of course AOC didn't mean build charging stations everywhere !! Duh! She just wrote it that way!!

You wingnuts! You're supposed to take her figuratively not literally!

... Wait-wut?

Posted by: The Bull Work at March 19, 2019 03:27 PM (vDqXW)

116 >>i'm going to try to say "Rogered" more.

2nd Best Bond.
May he RIP.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 03:27 PM (xHsS4)

117 >>>18 Is America finally ready to hear about the positive side of antisemitism?

Please read David Frenchs thoughtful and passionate piece in the Bullwark!
Posted by: Charlie Sykes

yup.

French appears on Sykes' podcast, even while the Bulwark smears his colleague VDH as a Nazi.

How long until he's a "senior contributor" there?

Or maybe he's waiting until Pierre Omidyar funds the Hayes-Goldberg newsletter for an offer.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 03:27 PM (PbpT7)

118 103 The truly hilarious thing is that this reveals something very ugly about these chumps, particularly Kristol. Its one or more of these options:

1) they were never, ever really right wing in any sense
2) they were but hate Trump so much they're willing to embrace anything whatsoever to oppose him
3) they don't believe anything except what the person who's paying them says to believe.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 03:25 PM (39g3+)

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I'm gonna go with 3.

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If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you want.

Posted by: Winston at March 19, 2019 03:28 PM (sX1BW)

119 Sebastian Gorka on 990 WNTP Philadelphia
http://player.listenlive.co/57321

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2019 03:28 PM (BbGew)

120 "Meghan McCain will soon be writing a food and lifestyle column. I'm only half kidding.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 03:21 PM"

It will be called "Carbs for Life"

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 03:28 PM (VpIIl)

121 By the way, Meggie Mac followed up Katrina Pierson's tweet with a supposed mug shot of Katrina (re the sidebar). How sweet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 03:28 PM (ptqGC)

122 114 Any system that relies on benevolent geniuses to keep the system running isnt much of a system.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 03:27 PM (8XRCm)

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Actual socialism requires no governing body whatsoever.

The proletariat will revolt and...mumble mumble mumble...the worker's paradise arrives!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 03:28 PM (q8oeS)

123 Socialism has never been brewed properly to let its inherent conservatism bubble to the service and enrich the flavor.

Posted by: The Bull Work at March 19, 2019 03:28 PM (vDqXW)

124 Can't hang around long...

There's a swarthy Spaniard Rogering my wife's snizz and I don't want to miss the coup de grace!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 19, 2019 03:28 PM (xHsS4)

125 I admit, stole the "roundly rogered" from Dan Aykroyd (Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2019 03:29 PM (4AeKb)

126 bulwark is a barricade or earthwork ... so they must favor the wall, protecting America, right? Becoming Germany or France ... or Russia ... doesn't sound very "bulwarky". more like bullshitty.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 19, 2019 03:29 PM (Cus5s)

127 Neo-conservative == pro-war liberal (so long as it's Other Peoples' Kids doing the dying)

KristolMeth, in particular, was never an actual conservative, and certainly never an economic conservative.

Posted by: DocJ at March 19, 2019 03:29 PM (NYS7S)

128 I'm gonna go with 3.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 03:26 PM (q8oeS)

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I'm taking door 3 as well. It's just about the money and the parties and the inflated sense of self-superiority.

Grasping, social climbing bourgeoisie run completely amok.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 03:29 PM (AzW6q)

129 The latest thing is for state legislators to tie their electoral votes to the popular vote thereby disenfranchising their citizens.
Posted by: ALH at March 19, 2019 03:17 PM (uLuPn)
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Is that being challenged in Colorado by anyone? I can't imagine it gets done just like that.

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 19, 2019 03:29 PM (Xvo1a)

130 What percent of Republicans/Conservatives would you wager buys into this strain of NeverTrump?

Maybe 1-2%?

I can totally understand someone being frustrated Trump on a personal level, I never have understood how anyone goes from that to "maybe socialism isn't all that bad?"

I'm really hoping the Dems openly calling for socialism might give Republicans back the suburbs.

Posted by: Blago at March 19, 2019 03:29 PM (UfkIY)

131 Oh, I thought you guys said Meggy Mac was going to BE a column, which made more sense, because she looks quite sturdy.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 03:29 PM (oZ6kz)

132
>>i'm going to try to say "Rogered" more.

2nd Best Bond.
May he RIP.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 03:27 PM (xHsS4)

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OMFG.... Im dying over here...

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 03:29 PM (8XRCm)

133 This is where the "Reagan Democrats" came from - they didn't necessarily love conservatism and often were not conservatives in a practical sense, but they viewed the Soviet apologetics or outright Soviet advocacy of the increasingly corrupt Democrat party as going too far and forcing them out. - Joe Mannix

And this is where, a generation earlier, the so-called Neo-cons came from. Disgusted with the Democrats frequent appeasement of the Soviets, the became "sort of " Conservatives.
Got inside the movement, and began to twist it into something else. Where did the phrase "compassionate Conservatism" come from, anyways?

We have come to a watershed moment, when Trump, the American populist- nationalist, stands against the cosmopolitan "one worlders" who want to level all borders, and welcome in a new underclass that will reliably vote Democrat-socialist, and do away with the Constitution of 1787 once and for all.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 19, 2019 03:29 PM (vcOmj)

134 they've let the left know they are trustworthy and useful allies who, if they are to be eaten at all, should certainly be eaten last.

Yeah, make all the dinner plans for the left that you like, but the alligator eats what he wants, when he wants. Keep your heads down assholes.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at March 19, 2019 03:29 PM (UC5ui)

135 That Pol Pot guy, he had it goin' on.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 03:26 PM (q8oeS)

Not as good as Stacy's Mom.
https://youtu.be/dZLfasMPOU4



Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 19, 2019 03:29 PM (ufFY8)

136 The Bulwalk is evil and the people within it are wicked. God may forgive those who know not what they do. But it is wicked pride to know evil, choose it, and then boast of your holiness in sin.

Is that clear enough?

Posted by: Jesus at March 19, 2019 03:30 PM (wQMQx)

137 The Weekly Standard had a circulation less than Model Railroader magazine.
The Bulwark has a circulation smaller than the Weekly Standard.
Model Railroader has never betrayed its principles.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 19, 2019 03:30 PM (hLRSq)

138 I think what modern day socialists argue for is not actually socialism, but an oligarchy of the elite wedded with a very generous welfare system.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 03:30 PM (q8oeS)

139 And show-trials and the gulag system will be fully-implemented minutes, if not seconds, after #2A is repealed.

Posted by: DocJ at March 19, 2019 03:25 PM (NYS7S)


The 2A was designed to be a canary in the coal mine and a self activating sentinel. An attack on the 2A signals its time for activation.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2019 03:30 PM (9Om/r)

140 >>>116 >>i'm going to try to say "Rogered" more.

2nd Best Bond.
May he RIP.

classy guy. I just saw an outtake by him from A View to a Kill where the girl is complaining about her boss being corrupt and Roger Moore throws in this ad lib, "Well fuck that guy."

It was pretty funny seeing "Bond" say that.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 03:30 PM (PbpT7)

141 I suspect at least three flabby white men in photos holding cigars wrote the Bulwark article

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 19, 2019 03:30 PM (TN1P5)

142 Have another empanada, Senor Maduro.

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2019 03:30 PM (v0R5T)

143 Any system that relies on benevolent geniuses to keep the system running isnt much of a system.

Anyone who believes there can be "benevolent" centralized power doesn't know the first this about human nature.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 19, 2019 03:30 PM (uGHnY)

144 1) they were never, ever really right wing in any sense
2) they were but hate Trump so much they're willing to embrace anything whatsoever to oppose him
3) they don't believe anything except what the person who's paying them says to believe.


Define 'right wing'.

You've got the Max Boots who don't seem to understand the meaning of the term except insofar as it lets them start 'nation building' exercises almost certain to fail.

For them tranny bathrooms and free grievance-studies collegiate programs are a small price to pay to drop bombs in some futile dictator-extermination activity somewhere.


Posted by: JEM at March 19, 2019 03:30 PM (8erNz)

145 KristolMeth, in particular, was never an actual conservative, and certainly never an economic conservative.
Posted by: DocJ at March 19, 2019 03:29 PM (NYS7S)

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Not much a social conservative either.

So.... how is he conservative again???

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 03:30 PM (8XRCm)

146 Meghan McCain will be The Carb Snake Diet Gal.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 03:30 PM (VpIIl)

147 I think what modern day socialists argue for is not actually socialism, but an oligarchy of the elite wedded with a very generous welfare system.

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So communism.

Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 03:30 PM (sX1BW)

148 The Bull Work
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ISWYDT and I think you are on to something.

Posted by: simplemind at March 19, 2019 03:31 PM (GzxY8)

149 Did you ever hunt up that picture in your email, buttmunch?

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 03:31 PM (xHsS4)

150 Joe - this isn't a recent thing. The "Country Club" Republicans put up a big fight in 1976 on Ford vs Reagan (would Reagan have beat Carter in '76 and ended the Soviet Union earlier ?), and again in 1980 when they insisted upon G. Bush being the vice presidential candidate.

It should be noted that in 1989 when George Bush took the White House he completely cleaned house of the Reagan appointees to a degree that no Republican I am aware of has ever done with his Democrat predecessors.

Posted by: Mordineus at March 19, 2019 03:31 PM (0bEmE)

151
Can't hang around long...



There's a swarthy Spaniard Rogering my wife's snizz and I don't want to miss the coup de grace!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 19, 2019 03:28 PM (xHsS4)


omg. iced tea everywhere.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 03:31 PM (ptqGC)

152 145 KristolMeth, in particular, was never an actual conservative, and certainly never an economic conservative.
Posted by: DocJ at March 19, 2019 03:29 PM (NYS7S)

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Not much a social conservative either.

So.... how is he conservative again???
Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 03:30 PM (8XRCm)

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He was anti-Soviet for a time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 03:31 PM (q8oeS)

153 "Yes, AOC's proposals are misguided but they are unlikely steps toward a planned economy, show trials, or the gulag system."

Wrong. Her proposals inevitably, ineluctably lead to a planned economy, show trials, the gulag system, secret police, walls (yes!) with barbed wire and machine guns.

Why? Because socialists' ideas DO. NOT. WORK. And when they fail to such an extent that even relentless propaganda can't pretend otherwise, the socialists have to find scapegoats. Enter the "counter-revolutionaries sabotaging" their great policies. THAT'S why things suck!

Then come the show trials, the gulags, and of course, the secret police to sniff out said counter-revolutionary saboteurs.

Along with them comes the wall with barbed wire, etc. to keep people from fleeing the socialist paradise.

The progression follows as night follows day.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 03:31 PM (6b1dn)

154 Ace, if you like the word "rogering" you should read some Flashman.

The highest grade of literature and historical accuracy Playboy ever had to offer!

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 19, 2019 03:31 PM (HtLSE)

155 >>>1) they were never, ever really right wing in any sense
2) they were but hate Trump so much they're willing to embrace anything whatsoever to oppose him
3) they don't believe anything except what the person who's paying them says to believe.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 03:25 PM (39g3+)

embrace the healing power of "fuck these guys"

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 03:31 PM (PbpT7)

156 These never-Trumpers are engaged in the worlds oldest profession.
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Ripperology??

Posted by: andycanuck at March 19, 2019 03:31 PM (Dh1wo)

157 Is that being challenged in Colorado by anyone? I can't imagine it gets done just like that.
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 19, 2019 03:29 PM (Xvo1a)


I can't fathom why a State would choose to ignore it's own will. Crazy.

Posted by: NFTG at March 19, 2019 03:31 PM (mOPWe)

158
"Does Tater have kids? "


He has Tater tots with their eyes all aglow

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 19, 2019 03:31 PM (TAmPV)

159 And, yeah, Roger Moore Bond Outtakes are great. The guy had the perfect english demeanor for comedy.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 03:32 PM (xHsS4)

160 147 I think what modern day socialists argue for is not actually socialism, but an oligarchy of the elite wedded with a very generous welfare system.

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So communism.
Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 03:30 PM (sX1BW)

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With less beating, but yeah, communism in practice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 03:32 PM (XSSCs)

161 I think what modern day socialists argue for is not actually socialism, but an oligarchy of the elite wedded with a very generous welfare system.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 03:30 PM (q8oeS)
.......

SEE? This time we can do it right!

Posted by: Alexa Corpuscle at March 19, 2019 03:32 PM (v0R5T)

162 I wouldn't accuse the Bulwark of wanting to stuff us in boxcars just yet.
But they're sure damned comfortable feeding us to the alligators ....

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 19, 2019 03:32 PM (TN1P5)

163
Funny, but every time I see "The Bulwark" in print I think of a cartoon moose and his best friend squirrel.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont


Bulwark is Bullwinkle's British cousin.

But they're cousins,
Identical cousins all the way.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as night and day.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2019 03:32 PM (aKsyK)

164 I think what modern day socialists argue for is not actually socialism, but an oligarchy of the elite wedded with a very generous welfare system.

--------------

So communism.
Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 03:30 PM (sX1BW)

So, Russia?

Posted by: DocJ at March 19, 2019 03:32 PM (NYS7S)

165 Is that being challenged in Colorado by anyone? I can't imagine it gets done just like that.
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 19, 2019 03:29 PM (Xvo1a)

I can't fathom why a State would choose to ignore it's own will. Crazy.

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It will be great when Trump wins the popular vote and subsequently gets over 400 electoral votes in the process.

Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 03:32 PM (sX1BW)

166 VDH is probably one of the most cogent, thoughtful intellectual people of our time. The way these dribbling buffoons attack him like happy school lads blowing each other only reveals their dearth on intellect.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 03:32 PM (VpIIl)

167 What percent of Republicans/Conservatives would you wager buys into this strain of NeverTrump?

Maybe 1-2%?

Posted by: Blago at March 19, 2019 03:29 PM (UfkIY)


Well, polls being polls, Trump is doing very well with the Republican base. So the NeverTrumpers are loud but ineffectual.

Say, that works - The Bulwark - Loud but Ineffectual.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 19, 2019 03:33 PM (hLRSq)

168 If a Never-Trumper speaks, is he still wrong?

Yes.

We need the Cone of Silence for them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2019 03:33 PM (u82oZ)

169 >>150 Joe - this isn't a recent thing. The "Country Club" Republicans put up a big fight in 1976 on Ford vs Reagan (would Reagan have beat Carter in '76 and ended the Soviet Union earlier ?), and again in 1980 when they insisted upon G. Bush being the vice presidential candidate.

It should be noted that in 1989 when George Bush took the White House he completely cleaned house of the Reagan appointees to a degree that no Republican I am aware of has ever done with his Democrat predecessors.

...

Dan Riehl talks to Mark Levin, and he tells me that Mark Levin is always complaining about this, and saying that this war goes on through today. The liberal Rockefeller Republicans never went away, they just pretended to have an ideological conversion and started claiming to be super-Reaganite while attempting to thwart Reagaism at every turn.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 03:33 PM (PbpT7)

170 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 19, 2019 03:33 PM (uopCm)

171 We keep spending most our lives living in the gulag paradise.

Posted by: Ghosts of Socialism's Past at March 19, 2019 03:33 PM (vtcmf)

172 I can't fathom why a State would choose to ignore it's own will. Crazy.
Posted by: NFTG at March 19, 2019 03:31 PM (mOPWe)

Roughly 1/3 of the country went bat-shit insane in November 2016 and is never, ever coming back.

And some of them are sitting in safe, deep-blue seats in the legislatures of deep-blue states.

Posted by: DocJ at March 19, 2019 03:33 PM (NYS7S)

173 The problem with Venezuela, is the people. They have no appreciation for the pure form of socialism Maduro has been trying to create for them.


I'll have another Mojito, please. Heavier on the rum this time.

Ahoy!

Posted by: Cap'n. Bill, hanging out at Maduro's pool at March 19, 2019 03:33 PM (ptqGC)

174 He was anti-Soviet for a time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts


Well, they did socialism wrong. They were giving it a bad name.

Really. That's what a lot of the neo-cons thought.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 19, 2019 03:33 PM (vcOmj)

175 i think that's a general enough observation that there's no problem of violating confidences.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 03:33 PM (PbpT7)

176 If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you want.
Posted by: Winston


Winston was a wise man.

I think what modern day socialists argue for is not actually socialism, but an oligarchy of the elite wedded with a very generous welfare system.

...which is socialism: us in power over the economy and you living off the government's largesse at their decision.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 03:34 PM (39g3+)

177 JV drilled a few holes in The Bulwark and of an afternoon I like to get down on my knees and see what fine Aryan things come pushing through.

Posted by: Shannan Last at March 19, 2019 03:34 PM (AaCJy)

178 The Colorado popular vote law is just the latest in a plan that has existed for at least 15 years. Look up the "NPVIC."

IIRC it needs to hit 270 electoral votes to have any actual power of law. Which is unlikely to happen.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 03:34 PM (oZ6kz)

179 Yeah, the evils of socialism aren't coming to America. AOC is already proposing the Green Leap Forward and Khmer Rouge-like "camping", and the college kids are promoting conflict sessions for the violators of the new order.

Maybe the pseudo-right could stop alarming about Trump as well? Nah. Never happen.

"It's 100% future history that Trump refuses to leave office in 2020 when he's defeated by Beto! What do you anti-intellectuals have against settled future history?!"

Posted by: Axeman at March 19, 2019 03:34 PM (vDqXW)

180 Any system that relies on benevolent geniuses to keep the system running isnt much of a system.

Anyone who believes there can be "benevolent" centralized power doesn't know the first this about human nature.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 19, 2019 03:30 PM (uGHnY)

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My point exactly.


The REAL reason Socialism never work is it goes against human nature. Nobody in the system, except the occasional Saint, volutarily gives their best effort for the benefit of nameless faceless others.

And those running the system cannont run it to the benefit of the people in it. They will invaribly run it to the benefit of them being able to continue to run it.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 03:34 PM (8XRCm)

181 169 Dan Riehl talks to Mark Levin, and he tells me that Mark Levin is always complaining about this, and saying that this war goes on through today. The liberal Rockefeller Republicans never went away, they just pretended to have an ideological conversion and started claiming to be super-Reaganite while attempting to thwart Reagaism at every turn.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 03:33 PM (PbpT7)

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If only Rockefeller had won the 1964 Republican nomination...

Instead of throwing Goldwater to the wolves.

History might have turned out differently within the Republican Party. Maybe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 03:34 PM (XSSCs)

182 Right before the 2016 election, Matthew Condenetti had an article about how Conservatives should accept that socialism had won and spend the next twenty years arguing that they were better caretakers of the administrative state, until such time as they could could make the argument for conservatism again. At the time I suspected that he was parroting something that his father-in-law was saying in private. Now, I'm sure of it.

They gave up a long time ago. That's why they hate Trump: he proved that the problem was always them, and not conservatism.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 19, 2019 03:34 PM (wCmLp)

183 We have come to a watershed moment, when Trump, the American populist- nationalist, stands against the cosmopolitan "one worlders" who want to level all borders, and welcome in a new underclass that will reliably vote Democrat-socialist, and do away with the Constitution of 1787 once and for all.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 19, 2019 03:29 PM (vcOmj)
++++++++++++++
Which is interesting in its own right. If you take a step back and look at key position points in Trump's platform, it is genuinely what *would* have been considering a centrist platform before everyone went insane. If Trump were running with this exact platform in 1972, he probably could have run in either party.

Platform planks:
1) Tight immigration control (bipartisan issue in the 70s, probably with more Democrat (labor) support at the local level)
2) Regulatory regime rollbacks (Republican issue)
3) Trade rationalization (Democrat issue)
4) Tax cuts (Republican issue)
5) Tax loophole closure (Democrat issue)
6) Military rebuild (Republican issue)
7) Medical industry reform (this didn't really exist, but if it did it would have been a Democrat issue)
Abortion (Republican issue)

Trump is a true centrist in what we can probably call the "classical" sense on the pre-madness 20th century. That this platform - a platform that is, if we're being fair, pretty centrist and milquetoast - has resulted in this reaction shows you how radical and insane the Left *and* the Center have become.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 03:34 PM (I2dne)

184 They should call themselves The Rentboys.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 03:34 PM (NWiLs)

185 The 2A was designed to be a canary in the coal mine and a self activating sentinel. An attack on the 2A signals its time for activation.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2019 03:30 PM (9Om/r)


I think it was designed as the ultimate check and balance.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 03:34 PM (6b1dn)

186 The liberal Rockefeller Republicans never went away, they just pretended to have an ideological conversion and started claiming to be super-Reaganite while attempting to thwart Reagaism at every turn.

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The smart statist always know which side to take.

Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 03:34 PM (sX1BW)

187 Socialism in Europe and Canada "works" because the United States foots the bill for so much of those nations' defense, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wrong it hat say bullets interpretation means nothing. at March 19, 2019 03:34 PM (xyung)

188 I think what modern day socialists argue for is not actually socialism, but an oligarchy of the elite wedded with a very generous welfare system.
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if by very generous welfare system you mean, confiscation of your wealth in exchange for "care" ie, death panels, eventually gas chambers and 'recycling'. Because, that's what they mean, although they don't say that until after they've taken your guns, knives, and finger nails.

Posted by: simplemind at March 19, 2019 03:35 PM (Fcwjq)

189 I wouldn't accuse the Bulwark of wanting to stuff us in boxcars just yet.
But they're sure damned comfortable feeding us to the alligators ....


Let's just say they've got a couple of loitering charges for being in railyards with their junk out that now, in hindsight, are looking pretty suspicious.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 19, 2019 03:35 PM (HtLSE)

190 >>> As if by prophecy, the next article the Bulwark posted was: "Is Socialism Really that Big of a Threat?"

Wait, the article headline is NOT a clickbait piece to sneakily get liberals to read about why socialism is bad? Waste of time and oxygen then.

Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2019 03:35 PM (hvf9s)

191 And there is a 98% chance these fat, white, flabby cigar posers are high-fiving each other in the DMs

"Ooooh look how we've pissed them off now--good job!"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 19, 2019 03:35 PM (TN1P5)

192 Will Kristol send us all to the camps on cruise ships?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 03:36 PM (oVJmc)

193 Boot's dick tastes like shit. I think he might be gay.

BTW, Trump's rhetoric encouraged the NZ shootings.

Posted by: david frump at March 19, 2019 03:36 PM (Dh1wo)

194 Are chocolate rations really that bad? I mean, isn't ten grams weekly more than enough???

Posted by: Winston Smith, contributing revisor at the Bulwark at March 19, 2019 03:36 PM (6rX0K)

195 176 I think what modern day socialists argue for is not actually socialism, but an oligarchy of the elite wedded with a very generous welfare system.

...which is socialism: us in power over the economy and you living off the government's largesse at their decision.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 03:34 PM (39g3+)

======

Actually socialism itself is a stateless society where no one owns any means of production.

Actually having a government in control of everything is different. Must closer to communism or fascism.

Let's just admit it, modern day socialists are actually fascists since they have no intention of creating a stateless society.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 03:36 PM (XSSCs)

196 187 Socialism in Europe and Canada "works" because the United States foots the bill for so much of those nations' defense, right?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - wrong it hat say bullets interpretation means nothing. at March 19, 2019 03:34 PM (xyung)


It doesn't really work there, either, but our paying for their defense staves off collapse.

Of course, we can talk, with a national debt of $21 trillion.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 03:37 PM (6b1dn)

197 The democrats will eventually get enough power to do away with the electoral college, you know. This only goes in one direction, barring God's mercy. And as mercy is defined as "undeserved favor" it would be an unbelievable act of mercy.

The alternative involves a lot of light poles and high speed lead, resulting in chaos and awful bloodshed after which the country is freed of these miserable bastards. But is it really worth murdering over? Just because they disagree with us? I don't think so. But they might.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 03:37 PM (39g3+)

198 Joe - this isn't a recent thing. The "Country Club" Republicans put up a big fight in 1976 on Ford vs Reagan (would Reagan have beat Carter in '76 and ended the Soviet Union earlier ?), and again in 1980 when they insisted upon G. Bush being the vice presidential candidate.

It should be noted that in 1989 when George Bush took the White House he completely cleaned house of the Reagan appointees to a degree that no Republican I am aware of has ever done with his Democrat predecessors.
Posted by: Mordineus at March 19, 2019 03:31 PM (0bEmE)
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Yes. As Bozo and Ace have both mentioned, it started earlier. I think that Reagan probably served as the inflection point, though, where it all went mainstream. The Party did not want Reagan, but he brought in the vote so they had to coopt it from within. Just like they thought they would do to Trump.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 03:37 PM (I2dne)

199 He was anti-Soviet for a time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 03:31 PM (q8oeS)


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So was Mao.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 03:37 PM (8XRCm)

200 Socialism in Europe and Canada "works" because the United States foots the bill for so much of those nations' defense, right?

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Yes, and because the US is a bulwark (pun intended) against the inevitable next level socialism (i.e., communism but really what is the difference) that would be surely to follow.

Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 03:37 PM (sX1BW)

201 Are chocolate rations really that bad? I mean, isn't ten grams weekly more than enough???

Posted by: Winston Smith, contributing revisor at the Bulwark at March 19, 2019 03:36 PM (6rX0K)
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Especially since it's been increased from 13!

Morons.

Posted by: Axeman at March 19, 2019 03:37 PM (vDqXW)

202 Alex Griswold is a pretty high percentage cuck, right? Because even he was pointing out the whole "how come when Muslims commit mass killings it's a local crime story but when a white dude does it it's literally every white person's fault" deal.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 03:37 PM (oZ6kz)

203 >>>191 And there is a 98% chance these fat, white, flabby cigar posers are high-fiving each other in the DMs

"Ooooh look how we've pissed them off now--good job!"
Posted by: RoyalOil,

...

these guys pretend to be Serious-Minded and erudite, but they spend all of their time on trivialities and juvenile trolling.

Between the infantile baiting and the nonstop gaywad babybabble about superhero movies, I just can't even.

Grow up, laddyboys. Most of you are in your 40s and some of you are in your late sixties.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 03:37 PM (PbpT7)

204 Socialism in Europe and Canada "works" because the United States foots the bill for so much of those nations' defense, right?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - wrong it hat say bullets interpretation means nothing. at March 19, 2019 03:34 PM (xyung)

To the extent socialism "works" at all, it's in small, ethnically homogeneous groups who don't have to worry about some outside force taking their goodies away.

That said, none of them are particularly "socialist" in that The State doesn't own the means of production. They are highly centralized, pseudo-fascist states with very generous welfare systems.

Posted by: DocJ at March 19, 2019 03:37 PM (NYS7S)

205 They are like the neighbor who comes over, watches you working on something. Has plenty of useless suggestions, eager to tell you that you are doing it wrong but would never dream of lifting a finger to help you.

They have no interest is actually accomplishing anything. They WANT to be permanently in the minority where they can point out problems but never have to actually do anything, or take responsibility for something.

What's that southern thing? "Blesse their Hearts"

Posted by: JB1000 at March 19, 2019 03:38 PM (jSar8)

206 The Bulwark Boys would have been working in the SS under Hitler. They would have *loved* the smart tailoring of their uniforms.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 03:38 PM (ptqGC)

207 "Well, I'm sure the writers at The Bulwark don't have to worry about show trials -- they've let the left know they are trustworthy and useful allies who, if they are to be eaten at all, should certainly be eaten last."

Traitors are generally not kept around long after their treachery, being considered untrustworthy.

Posted by: aelfheld at March 19, 2019 03:38 PM (IxDhF)

208 Will Kristol send us all to the camps on cruise ships?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 03:36 PM (oVJmc)

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Dalstroy Prison Fleet:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dalstroy

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 03:38 PM (AzW6q)

209 If history shows us anything at all, it teaches those who become fellow travelers to tyranny are eaten last. Generally.

Posted by: Jonah Goldbrick at March 19, 2019 03:38 PM (AaCJy)

210 187 Socialism in Europe and Canada "works" because the United States foots the bill for so much of those nations' defense, right?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - wrong it hat say bullets interpretation means nothing. at March 19, 2019 03:34 PM (xyung)

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And we bear the brunt of a lot of their medical costs as pharmaceutical companies up prices in America to make up for price controls in Canada and Europe.

But yeah, if Germany had to actually worry about its own self defense, their social safety net would strain pretty hard.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 03:38 PM (XSSCs)

211 Here's the problem. Our country has always existed on balance. We have mostly honored the rights of the minority party by minimally moving towards our goals in measured, agreeable ways. Democrats are not content with that. They provably trample minority rights such as in New York and California by running over law, constitution and tradition in total disregard for them and the people in the minority. It's the tyranny of a majority just as de Tocqueville described it, and in the past it's led to war and dissolution. Democrats are going there.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 03:38 PM (VpIIl)

212 Must closer to communism or fascism.

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There is no difference between communism and fascism.

Ace should write a book on it. Wouldn't take long.

Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 03:38 PM (sX1BW)

213 As my uncle used to tell me "The only time you absolutely need your guns is the time the government tells you to give them up."

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 19, 2019 03:38 PM (w7KSn)

214 Waiting in bread lines gives you a chance to socialize. Socialism.

Posted by: Alexa Corpuscle at March 19, 2019 03:38 PM (v0R5T)

215 >>> As if by prophecy, the next article the Bulwark posted was: "Is Socialism Really that Big of a Threat?"

Is banning all planes and cows according to the Green New Deal really a threat?

To my cocktail lifestyle, no, so we are a-ok then!

Posted by: Bulwark staff at March 19, 2019 03:38 PM (hvf9s)

216 Actually socialism itself is a stateless society where no one owns any means of production.


You have it backward, that's communism, the ultimate goal of socialists. Its an intermediate stage where the state controls everything until people are educated enough and the bad actors are gone and it becomes utopia! Then communism naturally and inevitably is the way of things where each gives of his ability to those of heir need. Everyone spontaneously and without need of pay or ambition simply does the right thing for everyone else, doing all the jobs which are required out of charity and love of the people of the world.

Socialism is the first step after revolution.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 03:38 PM (39g3+)

217 If only Rockefeller had won the 1964 Republican nomination...

Instead of throwing Goldwater to the wolves.

History might have turned out differently within the Republican Party. Maybe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts

No.
Nixon ran against what he called "The Eastern Establishment" in 1968. Even though in his domestic policy, Nixon was not very conservative at all.
Rockefeller was a true RINO. He believed in Big Government, and doing all kinds of deals to Get Things Done.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 19, 2019 03:38 PM (vcOmj)

218 Well, I'm sure the writers at The Bulwark don't have to worry about show trials -- they've let the left know they are trustworthy and useful allies who, if they are to be eaten at all, should certainly be eaten last.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:07 PM

Meaning they'll be first against the wall when the left's revolution comes...

such is the arc of history.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 19, 2019 03:38 PM (8D42x)

219 This childish Orangemen Bad! phase can't end well for the Never Trumpers. The way it's going, if Trump starts denigrating autoerotic asphyxiation, I'm guessing someone's going to find Bill Kristol in a closet somewhere with a rope and a Batman costume, just to show Trump he's wrong.

Posted by: Ted K. at March 19, 2019 03:38 PM (S7j+0)

220 Roughly 1/3 of the country went bat-shit insane in November 2016 and is never, ever coming back.

And some of them are sitting in safe, deep-blue seats in the legislatures of deep-blue states.


I'd argue the country went bat-shit insane in the 2012 election returning you-know-who to power.

Posted by: JEM at March 19, 2019 03:39 PM (8erNz)

221 Actually socialism itself is a stateless society where no one owns any means of production.

Actually having a government in control of everything is different. Must closer to communism or fascism.

Let's just admit it, modern day socialists are actually fascists since they have no intention of creating a stateless society.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 03:36 PM (XSSCs)
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Socialism requires non-humans to work - thus all the "New Socialist Man" stuff. The stepping stones to get there (apparently through slaughter, if we are to judge them by their results) are communism and fascism.

And the communists are winning over the fascists. The key difference between the two is internationalism vs. nationalism. Nary a nationalist to found among its current advocates.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 03:39 PM (I2dne)

222 The democrats will eventually get enough power to do away with the electoral college, you know. This only goes in one direction, barring God's mercy. And as mercy is defined as "undeserved favor" it would be an unbelievable act of mercy.
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A good portion of more than half the states need to want to commit electoral suicide.

It ain't going to happen until the Hawaiian Judge is leveraged onto the court by President Beatov.

Posted by: Axeman at March 19, 2019 03:39 PM (vDqXW)

223 Grow up, laddyboys. Most of you are in your 40s and some of you are in your late sixties.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 03:37 PM (PbpT7)

Some of the biggest names will forever remain in the shadows of their fathers, and they must chafe at that every day. It makes sense that they try mightily to differentiate themselves.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2019 03:39 PM (wYseH)

224 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 03:34 PM (I2dne)

good take Joe

Posted by: DanMan at March 19, 2019 03:39 PM (XTiHL)

225 But is it really worth murdering over? Just because they disagree with us? I don't think so. But they might.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 03:37 PM (39g3+)


Every yard they're given is a yard closer to the camps for us all.

They never stop. It's going to come down to two choices - death or submission. All we're negotiating over is when.

Posted by: NFTG at March 19, 2019 03:39 PM (mOPWe)

226 But ace, don't you realize that hotdogs being a sandwich were the secret hero of The Godfather? GIMME DOPAMINE PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 03:39 PM (oZ6kz)

227 has anyone actually asked any of these never Trumper idiots what they think a true conservative would have done differently?

hm. maybe I'll fish around and see if I can actually find anything.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 19, 2019 03:40 PM (ZqRa6)

228 Yes, and because the US is a bulwark (pun intended) against the inevitable next level socialism (i.e., communism but really what is the difference) that would be surely to follow.
Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 03:37 PM (sX1BW)


A socialist is a communist who is embarrassed by his political views.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 03:40 PM (6b1dn)

229 212 Must closer to communism or fascism.

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There is no difference between communism and fascism.

Ace should write a book on it. Wouldn't take long.
Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 03:38 PM (sX1BW)

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Iconography is completely different.

"It's like communism, but with a swastika."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 03:40 PM (XSSCs)

230 Is Socialism Really that Big of a Threat.

HO-LEE-SHIT

Conserving conservatism indeed.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 19, 2019 03:40 PM (jUVms)

231 4 I say we tie them to the back of the truck and drag them.

Posted by: ALH
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Nah, let's indulge CDB on this one:
* Just take them rascals out in the swamp
* Put 'em on their knees and tie 'em to a stump
* Let the rattlers, and the bugs and the alligators do the rest.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 19, 2019 03:40 PM (9B/d8)

232 Waiting in bread lines gives you a chance to socialize. Socialism.

Imagine all the time you'll have to spend on social media too!

And we bear the brunt of a lot of their medical costs as pharmaceutical companies up prices in America to make up for price controls in Canada and Europe.

Right, that's part of the evils of trade deals: countries with socialized medicine refusing to allow sales there unless the companies cut their prices to the bone. And where do they make up those lost profits? Here at home.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 03:40 PM (39g3+)

233 a friend tells me that the Bulwark Remnant has exhausted even the patience of the rest of the NeverTrumpers, who now despise them. Partly maybe for embarrassing them by giving the game away (in as much as the Bulwark guys don't even hide the fact that they're partisan Democrats now), and partly because the Bulwark Remnant is always attacking the regular NeverTrumpers as sell-outs not sufficiently pro-Democrat enough to defeat the Drumpfenkoenig.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 03:40 PM (PbpT7)

234 He was anti-Soviet for a time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 03:31 PM (q8oeS)

You know who else was anti-Soviet for a time?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 03:40 PM (NWiLs)

235 Let's just admit it, modern day socialists are actually fascists since they have no intention of creating a stateless society.
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This is not exactly a reach. I'm just sayin'

Posted by: Adolph H. at March 19, 2019 03:41 PM (GzxY8)

236 What are the Title IX processes under the Dear Colleague letter if not show trials?

What the hell. You know, I keep saying that I loathe Bill Clinton to my DNA and I do. I keep saying that makes it impossible for me to discuss him reasonably and that's true.

I have never ever ever in my life acted about Bill Clinton the way the Super Conservative Friends act about Trump.

What the hell, my dudes?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 19, 2019 03:41 PM (mf5HN)

237 I'd argue the country went bat-shit insane in the 2012 election returning you-know-who to power.
Posted by: JEM at March 19, 2019 03:39 PM (8erNz)

There's stupid - which explains 2012.

Then there's bat-shit insane - which explains the aftermath of NOV 2016.

Posted by: DocJ at March 19, 2019 03:41 PM (NYS7S)

238 But is it really worth murdering over? Just because they disagree with us? I don't think so. But they might.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 03:37 PM (39g3+)

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Remember the (D)s putting the full weight of the federal government on an elected official in Kentucky who didn't have the power to change the wording on marriage documents her elected position required her to accurately fill and file?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wrong it hat say bullets interpretation means nothing. at March 19, 2019 03:41 PM (xyung)

239 What is misguided about taxpayers funding people unwilling to work, retrofitting/rebuilding every home in the country, banning cows and planes?


That's not misguided, that is insane.


I am sorry you guys think Trump is icky, but I don't get how one travels from "I don't like that vulgar construction mogul" to "Say, that bartender who wants the government to control all aspects of our lives might be onto something."

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2019 03:41 PM (W+vEI)

240 I'd argue the country went bat-shit insane in the 2012 election returning you-know-who to power.
Posted by: JEM at March 19, 2019 03:39 PM (8erNz)

Plus, you cannot discount the fact that Mitt Rmoney (DIABLO-UT) took a dive.

Posted by: DocJ at March 19, 2019 03:42 PM (NYS7S)

241 A good portion of more than half the states need to want to commit electoral suicide.

The constitution is a living, breathing document and the new 15-persyn court made up of mostly hard left radicals has deemed that this requirement of the states is no longer valid because racism.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 03:42 PM (39g3+)

242 Nixon ran against what he called "The Eastern Establishment" in 1968. Even though in his domestic policy, Nixon was not very conservative at all.
Rockefeller was a true RINO. He believed in Big Government, and doing all kinds of deals to Get Things Done.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 19, 2019 03:38 PM (vcOmj)
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Nixon was a rampant state grower. He implemented the EPA, oversaw some of the earliest direct cash transfer payments for welfare (whereas it was mostly in-kind before as food stamps, rent assistance, public housing, etc.), etc. He was very liberal on domestic policy, and quite conservative on foreign policy for his time. A lot like George W. Bush, actually.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 03:42 PM (I2dne)

243 81 I dunno. Is there anyone around who really believes these cucks were every really "conservatives"? It's occurred to me that was just a gig they milked for cash, and in which they never really believed in principally.

The word "frauds" comes to mind. At some point you just move on because they've been outed.

Posted by: Marcus T
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Yep sir. These fuckwads have never been conservative - straight fraud, faking the funk.. speaking of that - see ol' Paul Ryan is on the board of Faux news now.. super conservative wonderboy indeed. oh joy.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 19, 2019 03:42 PM (9B/d8)

244 And we bear the brunt of a lot of their medical costs as pharmaceutical companies up prices in America to make up for price controls in Canada and Europe.

But yeah, if Germany had to actually worry about its own self defense, their social safety net would strain pretty hard.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 03:38 PM (XSSCs)

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On top of Defense, the U.S. market pays the R&D bills to Pharma in the form of our much higher pricing. This needs to be spread out much more evenly worldwide.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 03:42 PM (ffYR/)

245 239 What is misguided about taxpayers funding people unwilling to work, retrofitting/rebuilding every home in the country, banning cows and planes?


That's not misguided, that is insane.


I am sorry you guys think Trump is icky, but I don't get how one travels from "I don't like that vulgar construction mogul" to "Say, that bartender who wants the government to control all aspects of our lives might be onto something."

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2019 03:41 PM (W+vEI)

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Well, the Orange Man Bad is really icky. Almost as icky as regular Republican voters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 03:42 PM (XSSCs)

246 Conservatives Are Ginning Up Fake Fears About Socialism
..........

Manufactured crisis if I ever saw one.

Posted by: Alexa Corpuscle at March 19, 2019 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

247 Papa Mmmm-a-Mao-Mao
Papa Mmmm-a-Mao-Mao

Posted by: The Left at March 19, 2019 03:43 PM (vDqXW)

248 I'd argue the country went bat-shit insane in the 2012 election returning you-know-who to power.
Posted by: JEM at March 19, 2019 03:39 PM (8erNz)

Plus, you cannot discount the fact that Mitt Rmoney (DIABLO-UT) John McCain took a dive.
Posted by: DocJ


Fixed

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 03:43 PM (21UM+)

249 Colorado has gone full leftard. Get me out of here now.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 19, 2019 03:43 PM (0OmEj)

250 Nixon also took us off the gold standard.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 19, 2019 03:43 PM (w7KSn)

251 They are just running a cuck fetish site for pussies, grifting for cash.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 19, 2019 03:43 PM (M+Lyo)

252 I just love the assumption that a little socialism won't progress to a totalitarian state.

Right now, the left is working very hard to move the Overton window with regards to socialism, so that the ultimate objective of totalitarianism can be achieved.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 19, 2019 03:43 PM (TdMsT)

253 234 He was anti-Soviet for a time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts

You know who else was anti-Soviet for a time?

Posted by: Insomniac
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The damn squirrel that's who.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 19, 2019 03:43 PM (9B/d8)

254 Ask any 100 AOC followers whether Conservatives need to be sent to re-education camps. I guarantee you the percentage answering in the affirmative will exceed 70%.

Is Socialism a risk? Well, as long as the media continues to give Socialists the kid glove treatment and allow them to lie their way up the popularity ladder...yeah. BIG ASS RISK!!!

Posted by: Orson at March 19, 2019 03:43 PM (Wz0Du)

255 "The Weekly Standard had a circulation less than Model Railroader magazine."

Lately I've been getting into N gauge. I think the oldsters are dying off, and you can find stuff really cheap on ebay. I also saw an amazing amount of used rolling stock at the Schaumburg show in January.

Posted by: Chris M at March 19, 2019 03:44 PM (eAZVt)

256 I don't get how one travels from "I don't like that vulgar construction mogul" to "Say, that bartender who wants the government to control all aspects of our lives might be onto something."

Yeah that is a great line and absolutely puzzling, if we didn't know that they were being funded and have their jobs and positions only because a leftist billionaire chooses to make it happen. They have a choice: principles or 6 figure income. Honor, or keep my vacation home in the Hamptons.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 03:44 PM (39g3+)

257 The democrats will eventually get enough power to do away with the electoral college, you know. This only goes in one direction, barring God's mercy. And as mercy is defined as "undeserved favor" it would be an unbelievable act of mercy.
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A good portion of more than half the states need to want to commit electoral suicide.


I'm gonna laugh my ass off if Trump wins the popular vote in 2020.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 03:44 PM (6b1dn)

258 Colorado has gone full leftard. Get me out of here now.

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It wasn't that way when we gave it up.

Posted by: Texas at March 19, 2019 03:44 PM (sX1BW)

259 249 Colorado has gone full leftard. Get me out of here now.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 19, 2019 03:43 PM (0OmEj)

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Leave a few notes around your house when you leave.

"I'm leaving this state because of taxes, and regulation, and..."

"If you end up moving away, remember why you're moving away from Colorado and why you're moving to someone with lower taxes and less business regulation."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 03:44 PM (XSSCs)

260 I dunno. Does anybody take these people seriously outside their circle jerk? My experience is these Washingtonians believe their cocktails parties ARE the world, and in reality that's never the case.So you can sit there and high-five each other only so long until the meter runs out. THs schtick is getting old fast, it's not very profitable and the only reason it exists is they suck Pierre's dick for a few bucks.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 03:44 PM (VpIIl)

261 231 4 I say we tie them to the back of the truck and drag them.

Posted by: ALH
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Nah, let's indulge CDB on this one:
* Just take them rascals out in the swamp
* Put 'em on their knees and tie 'em to a stump
* Let the rattlers, and the bugs and the alligators do the rest.


My friends, isn't necklacing a simpler answer?

Aside of course from the carbon impact.

Posted by: Bobby Mugabe (the good die young but I'm here until 2170) at March 19, 2019 03:44 PM (8erNz)

262
Grow up, laddyboys. Most of you are in your 40s and some of you are in your late sixties.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 03:37 PM


You talking age or Body Mass Index?

Posted by: Type Two Diabeetus at March 19, 2019 03:44 PM (jYje5)

263 I'm gonna laugh my ass off if Trump wins the popular vote in 2020.

If he wins, I predict that he will. If he loses, 90% chance it will be very close, but fraud which he doesn't seem to think is necessary to address.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 03:44 PM (39g3+)

264 I don't get how one travels from "I don't like that vulgar construction mogul" to "Say, that bartender who wants the government to control all aspects of our lives might be onto something."


From a billionaire to a bartender with a 430 credit score.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 03:45 PM (21UM+)

265 The Conservative Case for Government Brain Reprogramming Centers.

Posted by: The Work of Bull at March 19, 2019 03:45 PM (vDqXW)

266 Plus, you cannot discount the fact that Mitt Rmoney (DIABLO-UT) John McCain took a dive.
Posted by: DocJ

Fixed
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 03:43 PM (21UM+)

Excellent point. For a guy who claimed he wanted to be President sooooooooo bad he sure did a shitty-job actually campaigning for the job.

Posted by: DocJ at March 19, 2019 03:45 PM (NYS7S)

267 If it wasn't for Ace, I wouldn't know who these swells were.

Posted by: Left coast guy at March 19, 2019 03:45 PM (UxlXY)

268 Even if Trump wins the popular vote, I'm sure there are a few harvests worth of ballots that shockingly swing 95/5 for his opponent.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 03:45 PM (oZ6kz)

269 I tune in to Murderin' Joe briefly every morning (and to the CNN circus, too) just to see what batshit crazy NeverTrumpisms are flying out of their pie holes.

This morning Joe and Mika were off on the Chinese massage parlor woman who somehow was invited to PDT's Super Bowl party and now somehow they're conflating that story to sex trafficking and Trump and crazy pants and I can't even even and it's going to be an early night for Trump and this is truly the end of his presidency and and and....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 03:45 PM (ptqGC)

270 I just love the assumption that a little socialism won't progress to a totalitarian state.

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As I like to point out to my West Coast Libtard Brother...... find a way to make "socialist" policies non-cumpulsory and Ill sign up.

Pisses him off it does.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 03:45 PM (8XRCm)

271 I think there is a providence on Trump. Has to be. Thank you, God.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 19, 2019 03:46 PM (jUVms)

272 Xer conservatives, transitioning

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 19, 2019 03:46 PM (M+Lyo)

273 I dunno. Does anybody take these people seriously outside their circle jerk? My experience is these Washingtonians believe their cocktails parties ARE the world, and in reality that's never the case.

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This is most likely true.

Posted by: Texas at March 19, 2019 03:46 PM (sX1BW)

274 Mitt and Crash McCain both took dives, imho.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 19, 2019 03:46 PM (w7KSn)

275 I just love the assumption that a little socialism won't progress to a totalitarian state.

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I mean there is no way gay marriage leads to the end of women's sports.

Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 03:47 PM (sX1BW)

276 >>. . .and partly because the Bulwark Remnant is always attacking the regular NeverTrumpers as sell-outs not sufficiently pro-Democrat enough to defeat the Drumpfenkoenig.



That is hilarious.

As if NeverTrump wasn't niche-y enough, they're creating a hierarchy within this sliver of a political space.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2019 03:47 PM (W+vEI)

277 I just love the assumption that a little socialism won't progress to a totalitarian state./i]

"Look, just because historically it always has ended up totalitarian eventually doesn't mean it will THIS time. And besides, if it does we'll be on the winning side with power and money so F you."
--Memos from the Cuckshed

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 03:47 PM (39g3+)

278 Does Bulwark actually have an audience of people who are interested in what they have to say? I mean apart from their own editorial staff.

Do they define their understanding of conservatism somewhere?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 19, 2019 03:47 PM (JgA4k)

279 Mitt and Crash McCain both took dives, imho.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 19, 2019 03:46 PM (w7KSn)


My husband and I are absolutely convinced of this. Especially McCain. "My friendsh...."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 03:47 PM (ptqGC)

280 .

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 03:47 PM (I2dne)

281 Does anybody take these people seriously outside
their circle jerk?
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 03:44 PM (VpIIl)


They are a typical representation of the few white collar upper class affluents I've had to deal with.

Posted by: NFTG at March 19, 2019 03:47 PM (mOPWe)

282 The Bulwark is just doing its divine mandate to make conservatives in green rooms uncomfortable. Mostly by
being too close to them as they stink of flop sweat, cheap gin and immigrant smegma.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 03:47 PM (oZ6kz)

283 I am sorry you guys think Trump is icky, but I don't get how one travels from "I don't like that vulgar construction mogul" to "Say, that bartender who wants the government to control all aspects of our lives might be onto something."



Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2019 03:41 PM (W+vEI)


He showed them up in 2016, and every day that he remains in office he shows them up. He was right and they are wrong. And being small, vain, petty persons they cannot stand that wound.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 19, 2019 03:47 PM (hLRSq)

284 they've let the left know they are trustworthy and useful allies who, if they are to be eaten at all, should certainly be eaten last.

After all, if you can't trust mercenary turncoats, who can you trust?

Posted by: The Bulldork at March 19, 2019 03:47 PM (x/2Z8)

285 This week, my Bulwark sports commentary drills right down on why Syracuse must not win any March Madness games!

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 19, 2019 03:47 PM (AaCJy)

286 The last time I saw Kristol on TV it looked like he was coming unglued. He was definitely off the meds and really can't control his crazy. The people with me were like- "who is this nut?".

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 03:48 PM (VpIIl)

287 A good portion of more than half the states need to want to commit electoral suicide.

I'm gonna laugh my ass off if Trump wins the popular vote in 2020.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 03:44 PM (6b1dn)

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I would not be surprised to see him shift strategy and campaign in Kali, the NW, IL and the NE states in 2020 for this reason.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 03:48 PM (ffYR/)

288 I wonder if the BulFart can be sued for false advertising? Buy a subscription, then sue their asses for a billion bucks.

Make their angel investor run and hide.

Hey, the Left ran off Breitbart's angel.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 19, 2019 03:48 PM (Z4rgH)

289 >>>You talking age or Body Mass Index?


hah. Both I guess. Thought Kap'n Kristol is no higher than, say, 50.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 03:48 PM (PbpT7)

290 I think there are two good ways to describe The Bulwark:
1) "The Cuckshed." I think this one is in the Style Guide.
2) "The Rump Weekly Standard." This one is evocative and calls them out as the asses they are.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 03:48 PM (I2dne)

291 286 The last time I saw Kristol on TV it looked like he was coming unglued. He was definitely off the meds and really can't control his crazy. The people with me were like- "who is this nut?".
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 03:48 PM (VpIIl)

He has gotten much fatter too. Might be meds.

Posted by: IC at March 19, 2019 03:48 PM (a0IVu)

292
I already knew that the commies in the Democrat party lusted for the opportunity to personally shoot a few kneeling Kulaks in the back of the neck. I should have known that the GOPe and NeverTrump cabin boys would hold the same fantasy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2019 03:48 PM (veoSD)

293 Bulwark is Boris Badenov in disguise

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2019 03:49 PM (BbGew)

294 This morning Joe and Mika were off on the Chinese massage parlor woman who somehow was invited to PDT's Super Bowl party and now somehow they're conflating that story to sex trafficking and Trump and crazy pants and I can't even even and it's going to be an early night for Trump and this is truly the end of his presidency and and and....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 03:45 PM (ptqGC)
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One way to get Trump to sic his motorcycle gangs on you--with the face colanders--is to mess with his human trafficking ring!

Posted by: The Work of Bull at March 19, 2019 03:49 PM (vDqXW)

295 Irving Kristol would practice infanticide if he could.
NEPOTISM rots the brain. Don't Nepotise your child.

Posted by: David Parsons at March 19, 2019 03:49 PM (4SOm2)

296 One question:

What is it about Spain that's such a draw for Steve Hayes and Jonah the Whale? Is it the tapas bars? What?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 03:49 PM (ptqGC)

297 >>I mean there is no way gay marriage leads to the end of women's sports.




IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE EVEN THE PEOPLE WHO WERE MOCKED FOR (RIGHTLY) PREDICTING THE SLIPPERY SLOPE OF LEGALIZING SSM DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING.

Posted by: BEN at March 19, 2019 03:49 PM (W+vEI)

298 The last time I saw Kristol on TV it looked like he was coming unglued.

I wonder if he feels backed into a corner, and is just lashing out with increasing insanity just to try to control his life.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 03:49 PM (39g3+)

299 This morning Joe and Mika were off on the Chinese massage parlor woman who somehow was invited to PDT's Super Bowl party and now somehow they're conflating that story to sex trafficking and Trump and crazy pants and I can't even even and it's going to be an early night for Trump and this is truly the end of his presidency and and and....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 03:45 PM (ptqGC)



One of the batshit Trump theories out there, and, no, I'm not talking the Melania is a literal whore that Trump picked out of a catalog one, is that Trump ran/is running a child sex trafficking ring.

It's like the pizza thingy but even stupider.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 19, 2019 03:49 PM (mf5HN)

300 Imagine if Trump some how managed to squeak by with a popular vote win. That would blow some minds.

Posted by: Max Power at March 19, 2019 03:49 PM (q177U)

301 Mitt and Crash McCain both took dives, imho.

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Yup.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 03:49 PM (AzW6q)

302 "What is it about Spain that's such a draw for Steve Hayes and Jonah the Whale? Is it the tapas bars? What?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 03:49 PM (ptqGC)"

Espana, it has many many men like the Paolo.

Posted by: The Paolo at March 19, 2019 03:50 PM (oZ6kz)

303 I suspect there are 21-year-old women who are more influential than Bulwark because they show off their shapely asses on Instagram.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 19, 2019 03:50 PM (JgA4k)

304 Any chance Castro could mount a real challenge to Cornyn in a presidential year in TX?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 19, 2019 03:50 PM (wGbBR)

305 Does Bulwark actually have an audience of people who are interested in what they have to say? I mean apart from their own editorial staff.

Do they define their understanding of conservatism somewhere?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 19, 2019 03:47 PM (JgA4k)
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We're totally signed up!

Posted by: Bot #30025 at March 19, 2019 03:51 PM (vDqXW)

306 Mitt and Crash McCain both took dives, imho.



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Yup.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 03:49 PM (AzW6q)


Romney's campaign staff confirmed that, after the first debate, Mittens himself ordered everyone to tone it down and pump the brakes.

Posted by: NFTG at March 19, 2019 03:51 PM (mOPWe)

307 Any chance Castro could mount

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At 4' 6" he couldn't mount much of anything.

Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 03:51 PM (sX1BW)

308 Imagine if Trump some how managed to squeak by with a popular vote win. That would blow some minds.
Posted by: Max Power at March 19, 2019 03:49 PM (q177U)

A "popular-vote" win for a Republican is an electoral landslide. Like 40+ states.

Posted by: DocJ at March 19, 2019 03:51 PM (NYS7S)

309 Imagine if Trump some how managed to squeak by with a popular vote win. That would blow some minds.
Posted by: Max Power at March 19, 2019 03:49 PM (q177U)
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I would breath such a huge sigh of relief that I might pass out. I think he has a very hard row to hoe for 2020. Unless we see the Dems self-immolate (spoiler alert: we won't) he has a good chance of losing or having it stolen. I have never been more nervous about an election - not even when the beast was running.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 03:51 PM (I2dne)

310 by the way, now in the 64th hour of a fast begun on Saturday night. Near the middle of day three.

So far it's been super-easy, barely an inconvenience.

easiest first two or three days I've ever done.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 03:51 PM (PbpT7)

311 Imagine if Trump won the popular vote!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 19, 2019 03:51 PM (ufFY8)

312 He has gotten much fatter too. Might be meds.
Posted by: IC at March 19, 2019 03:48 PM (a0IVu)

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If he swells up anymore, he's gonna have to start using the service elevator.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 03:51 PM (AzW6q)

313 Can I have any more sage advice on what is and is not false from this pack of abject fucking failures?

Perhaps another vilification session of HS students waiting for a bus?

Posted by: Winston Smith, contributing revisor at the Bulwark at March 19, 2019 03:51 PM (6rX0K)

314 " I suspect there are 21-year-old women who are more influential than Bulwark because they show off their shapely asses on Instagram.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 19, 2019 03:50 PM (JgA4k)"

I bet those losers went to college, too.

Posted by: Olivia Jade at March 19, 2019 03:51 PM (oZ6kz)

315 230 Is Socialism Really that Big of a Threat.

HO-LEE-SHIT

Conserving conservatism indeed.
Posted by: Seems legit at March 19, 2019 03:40 PM (jUVms)
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TDS has caused these idiots to jump the shark
Hopefully, The Bullwinkle sinks!

Posted by: redridinghood at March 19, 2019 03:51 PM (hECVl)

316 I was born and grew up in CO. The state went left over my objections. I hate what my state has become. I would not dream of inflicting this set of failed governance on anyone.


Gah, I hate CO. I never thought I would say it. I loved this state and never wanted to leave until now.

It will get much worse before it gets better. I can see CO going the way of CA.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 19, 2019 03:51 PM (0OmEj)

317 One question:

What is it about Spain that's such a draw for Steve Hayes and Jonah the Whale? Is it the tapas bars? What?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 03:49 PM (ptqGC)


You can go to Spanish Morocco and then slip into Morocco for a hike in the Atlas Mountains.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 19, 2019 03:52 PM (hLRSq)

318 At the end of the press conference with Bolosarno some media dick asked Trump about McCain. The video is on the White House YouTube, but watch the last two minutes. Trump recites exactly what happened with McCain on health care, how he said he would pass it, then didn't at a point he knew it was too late to whip another vote. Trump states, I know why he did it", but doesn't get into that. He also states he's never going to back down. You actually get angry listening to all the crap that petty jackass McCain went though to screw the entire country.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 03:52 PM (VpIIl)

319
He showed them up in 2016, and every day that he remains in office he shows them up. He was right and they are wrong. And being small, vain, petty persons they cannot stand that wound.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 19, 2019 03:47 PM (hLRSq)

It quite possibly drove National Review quite mad when there anybody but Trump issue had absolutely zero impact.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 19, 2019 03:52 PM (JgA4k)

320 The Bulwark is roughly 1/10000th as politically influential as PewDiePie.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 03:52 PM (oZ6kz)

321 And the entire Bush family can shut the hell up forever, too. They sure are big pals of the Obamas.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 03:52 PM (ptqGC)

322 304 Any chance Castro could mount a real challenge to Cornyn in a presidential year in TX?
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 19, 2019 03:50 PM (wGbBR)

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They're taking Beto mania seriously, so I would expect Democrats to really try.

Cornyn, though, doesn't have the same problems as Cruz within the Republican Party and should probably see a relatively easy re-election.

Castro is also a funny looking dude, and probably won't generate the same kind of enthusiasm from big money donors, especially when the prospect is to get rid of Cornyn instead of Cruz.

So, a real effort, but not a gangbusters effort like with Beto.

Cornyn will win by at least 10 points, but we'll have so many stories about how Texas is turning blue no matter what.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 03:52 PM (XSSCs)

323 easiest first two or three days I've ever done.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 03:51 PM (PbpT7)

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Uh oh ... I sense a light content day a coming.

Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 03:52 PM (sX1BW)

324 I suspect there are 21-year-old women who are more influential than Bulwark because they show off their shapely asses on Instagram.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 19, 2019 03:50 PM (JgA4k)"

Well, that's a service that provides some enjoyment, so there's that

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 19, 2019 03:52 PM (M+Lyo)

325 TDS has caused these idiots to jump the shark
Hopefully, The Bullwinkle sinks!
Posted by: redridinghood at March 19, 2019 03:51 PM (hECVl)
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I respectfully call bullshit on that. TDS has caused these idiots to present what they actually are to the public. No more and no less. This isn't some situational madness. This is who these people are.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 03:52 PM (I2dne)

326 A "popular-vote" win for a Republican is an electoral landslide. Like 40+ states.

Posted by: DocJ at March 19, 2019 03:51 PM (NYS7S)
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It would be hilarious to see Colorado have to follow suit.

Posted by: Axeman at March 19, 2019 03:52 PM (vDqXW)

327 >>>What is it about Spain that's such a draw for Steve Hayes and Jonah the Whale? Is it the tapas bars? What?

Can I point out an error you made here which really burns my beans?

Hayes is a chubby little porkchop himself. Being NeverTrump tends to pork people up.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 03:52 PM (PbpT7)

328 >>One of the batshit Trump theories out there, and, no, I'm not talking the Melania is a literal whore that Trump picked out of a catalog one, is that Trump ran/is running a child sex trafficking ring.

It's like the pizza thingy but even stupider.



Think it's that the Jeffrey Epstein court docs are likely to be made public and they need to construct a "Trump and his pals are sex slavers" to counter what will be uncovered.

Posted by: BEN at March 19, 2019 03:53 PM (W+vEI)

329 The last time I saw Kristol on TV it looked like he was coming unglued.
..........

Were the buttons on his shirt holding?

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2019 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

330 "Do they define their understanding of conservatism somewhere?"

Well, sorta. But it's the omissions that are always interesting. They won't mention that they're open borders, and that they lied to you about that for years.

They won't mention that they're not pro-life, but only lied to you for years so that you'd give them money. They'll talk about how they're for "the rule of law," but not mention how that only means they want Trump jailed/impeached, and won't accept any other result. And when they say they're for limited government, they won't really tell you what they want to limit. Just take their word for it. Haven't they earned that trust?

Posted by: Ted K. at March 19, 2019 03:53 PM (S7j+0)

331 It should not be a surprise they are for socialism I guess. They deliberately decided to create a product nobody would buy and needs a billionaire socialist to support. If they and Ace were kids, Ace would be the one selling lemonade on your street, with an up charge for a splash of value rite. The Bulwark guys would be selling shit sandwiches and explaining why real smart kids eat shit.

Posted by: GregV61 at March 19, 2019 03:53 PM (FLpne)

332 Bottom line, the American electorate voted for a Democratic House, and at least three Senate seats out West that should not have gone Democrat did. It's my opinion that lots of angry Democrats voted in 2018 and a good number of Trump voters stayed home.

Even if Trump gets re-elected in 2020, will the electorate get tired in 2024 and hand power to the socialist Democrats? They got tired in Wisconsin and gave the boot to Scott Walker, as an example.

Oh, and Chiquita Krushchev/Donkey Chompers is eligible to run for President in 2024.

Posted by: mercenary13 at March 19, 2019 03:53 PM (kOdoV)

333 >>>Uh oh ... I sense a light content day a coming.


i feel okay right now. I'm not even thinking about food all that much.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 03:53 PM (PbpT7)

334 Unless we see the Dems self-immolate (spoiler alert:
we won't) he has a good chance of losing or having it stolen.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 03:51 PM (I2dne)


Objection - Democrats didn't "steal" any elections in 2018. They flat out took 'em, in broad daylight, while the GOP watched.

Why wouldn't Democrats do the same thing again ? Sacred Honor ?

Posted by: NFTG at March 19, 2019 03:54 PM (mOPWe)

335 I believe the style guide requires Senorita Steve Hayes.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 03:54 PM (oZ6kz)

336 Ahoy, and a handful of pills!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at March 19, 2019 03:54 PM (vtcmf)

337 easiest first two or three days I've ever done.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 03:51 PM (PbpT7)

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What could possibly go wrong?
- Jeremy Clarkson

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wrong it hat say bullets interpretation means nothing. at March 19, 2019 03:54 PM (xyung)

338 It will get much worse before it gets better. I can see CO going the way of CA.
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NJ says once you go stinky you never go back.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 19, 2019 03:54 PM (2LelM)

339 Gah, I hate CO. I never thought I would say it. I loved this state and never wanted to leave until now.

It will get much worse before it gets better. I can see CO going the way of CA.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 19, 2019 03:51 PM (0OmEj)
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Ditto. My parents are working on retiring and they were going over their plan with me. I pointed out that they could accelerate the whole thing if they were willing to move out of CO, as the Front Range has become very expensive.

My mom's eyes went wide at the suggestion. A few days later she told me, "I had never considered moving. I can't stop thinking about it. With what this place has become, it makes more sense than ever. I can't stand what is happening and I never stopped to think, 'I can leave.'"

Sad. Really, truly sad. I am in the same boat, though. I am building an exit plan.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 03:54 PM (I2dne)

340 The Conservative Case for Struggle Sessions.

Posted by: Workers of Bull at March 19, 2019 03:54 PM (vDqXW)

341 Ahoy, and a handful of pills!

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Sounds like a Jimmy Buffet song.

Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 03:54 PM (sX1BW)

342 Hayes is a chubby little porkchop himself. Being NeverTrump tends to pork people up.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 03:52 PM (PbpT7)
.........

They eat when they're stressed. And they've been stressed for two years.

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2019 03:55 PM (v0R5T)

343 Somebody send that Bloated, Bulbous, Bloviating Turd KellyAnne Conway's husband a link to the Snake Diet Guys website and a shirt that reads "Carbs are Bad", before he explodes.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 03:55 PM (VpIIl)

344 Any chance Castro could mount

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At 4' 6" he couldn't mount much of anything.
Posted by: SH


Chihuahuas.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 03:55 PM (21UM+)

345 "Chiquita Krushchev"

hah

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 03:55 PM (PbpT7)

346 Kamala recently called Trump an anti-Semite, I guess because that will counter the actual fountain of anti-Jew coming from the Democrats, somehow?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 03:55 PM (39g3+)

347 You actually get angry listening to all the crap that petty jackass McCain went though to screw the entire country.


Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 03:52 PM (VpIIl)


I remember his idiot daughter when she was on Fox telling everyone we HAD to overturn Obamacare because people in AZ were seeing insurance increases of 115% or something.

She was strangely silent after Daddy Dear screwed us all over.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 03:55 PM (ptqGC)

348 "I'm leaving this state because of taxes, and regulation, and..."

"If you end up moving away, remember why you're moving away from Colorado and why you're moving to someone with lower taxes and less business regulation."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 03:44 PM (XSSCs)


See "As Bay Area moves left, these conservative voters move out"

Homeowners eventually warm to the conversation, she said. And they go there — anger at welfare programs and weak immigration enforcement. “Politics is definitely a big one,” Jamison said. “They want to feel a sense of community again.”

In her marketing materials, Jamison spells out the top reasons for leaving the Bay Area: “Liberties — From gun control to rent control to vaccinations and home schooling, sellers are finding fewer restrictions on their way of life among other states.”

https://tinyurl.com/y6l4cbcf

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 03:55 PM (6b1dn)

349 Trump is a true centrist in what we can probably call the "classical" sense on the pre-madness 20th century. That this platform - a platform that is, if we're being fair, pretty centrist and milquetoast - has resulted in this reaction shows you how radical and insane the Left *and* the Center have become.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 03:34 PM (I2dne)


Conservatism is the centrist position, because it's basically, "hey, don't fuck with things too much!" The left was anchored by progressivism, while the right was anchored by libertarianism. Blue collar conservatives went Dem for several decades after WWII because of the New Deal and the distrust of big business. White collar conservatives went GOP out of fear of communism and because they liked seeing their retirement accounts grow. Since the 90s and the fall of the USSR those allegiences started to slip.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 19, 2019 03:55 PM (wCmLp)

350
I just love the assumption that a little socialism won't progress to a totalitarian state.

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As I like to point out to my West Coast Libtard Brother...... find a way to make "socialist" policies non-cumpulsory and Ill sign up.

Pisses him off it does.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 03:45 PM (8XRCm)








All laws are force. The way to evaluate any law's legitimacy or desirability is to ask yourself "is this law worth putting a gun to someone's head to enforce?"

Because all law comes down to having armed agents of the government pull their guns on you to ensure compliance or to take you into custody. Even seemingly innocuous but annoying laws like running a nail salon without a cosmetology license. Keep doing it after being cited a couple of times and a platoon of armed cops WILL come into your shop to shut you down.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2019 03:56 PM (veoSD)

351 Objection - Democrats didn't "steal" any elections in 2018. They flat out took 'em, in broad daylight, while the GOP watched.

Why wouldn't Democrats do the same thing again ? Sacred Honor ?

Posted by: NFTG at March 19, 2019 03:54 PM (mOPWe)
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Theft in the light of day is still theft. It's just a more contemptuous and cynical form of it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 03:56 PM (I2dne)

352 >> I'm not even thinking about food all that much.


Eat Your Mushrooms!

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 03:56 PM (xHsS4)

353 Having other men fuck your wife also leaves a lot more time for snacking. Plus she doesn't have to even try to pretend that your shitty doughy body doesn't make her drier than the Aral Sea.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 03:56 PM (oZ6kz)

354 I think the Socialism Forever crowd owes it to the people of Venezuela to go there and fix everything. They could show the world that ,if the right people are in charge, Socialism works. America is not broken, so it doesn't need fixing. Venezuela is broken. Bernie owes it to the world to fix it.

Posted by: Chillin the most at March 19, 2019 03:56 PM (lonOK)

355 346 Kamala recently called Trump an anti-Semite, I guess because that will counter the actual fountain of anti-Jew coming from the Democrats, somehow?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 03:55 PM (39g3+)

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I wouldn't be surprised that a majority of Democrats' reaction to their own anti-Semitism is some for of whataboutism.

They have to deflect or actually deal with the issue, and they're not actually going to deal with the issue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 03:56 PM (XSSCs)

356 Oh, and Chiquita Krushchev/Donkey Chompers is eligible to run for President in 2024.
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She will be flat on her ass in 2020. Nanzi's knives are already out. Its merely a matter of time.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 19, 2019 03:56 PM (2LelM)

357 It's my opinion that lots of angry Democrats voted in 2018 and a good number of Trump voters stayed home.

Posted by: mercenary13 at March 19, 2019 03:53 PM (kOdoV)
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You also have to account for the record number of Republicans who simply walked away from seats.

Posted by: Axeman at March 19, 2019 03:56 PM (vDqXW)

358 Conservatism is the centrist position, because it's basically, "hey, don't fuck with things too much!"

Correct, the far right is anarchy, where you burn down the government and spraypaint everything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 03:56 PM (39g3+)

359 >>Hayes is a chubby little porkchop himself. Being NeverTrump tends to pork people up.


It's the Pancakes.

Posted by: Barbara Streisand at March 19, 2019 03:56 PM (xHsS4)

360 Correct, the far right is anarchy, where you burn down the government and spraypaint everything

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Take away the spraypainting and it doesn't sound that bad.

Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 03:57 PM (sX1BW)

361 358 Conservatism is the centrist position, because it's basically, "hey, don't fuck with things too much!"

Correct, the far right is anarchy, where you burn down the government and spraypaint everything.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 03:56 PM (39g3+)

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If you ain't anarcho-capitalist, you're a communist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 03:57 PM (XSSCs)

362 Partly maybe for embarrassing them by giving the game away (in as much as the Bulwark guys don't even hide the fact that they're partisan Democrats now)


The Krazy Kristol Krew has become nothing but trolls now. It's hard to keep up the 'principles!!' scam when people in your club keep sending in libs to cover CPAC and the like, while everybody knows they're taking Omidyar money.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 03:57 PM (oVJmc)

363 >>One of the batshit Trump theories out there, and, no, I'm not talking the Melania is a literal whore that Trump picked out of a catalog one, is that Trump ran/is running a child sex trafficking ring.

>>It's like the pizza thingy but even stupider.

And yet as we speak former Clinton associates and donors are on trial for among other things chid sex trafficking.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2019 03:57 PM (/tuJf)

364 The last bit of youth that is keeping AOC sorta-cute is going to be well behind her by 2024, so even the tight sweaters won't save her.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 03:58 PM (oZ6kz)

365 Bill Kristol in 2008, with regard to Cheney cursing out Pat Leahy, and telling him to go fuck himself:

"No spin. No doubletalk. A cogent defense of his action -and one that shows a well-considered sense of justice. ("I thought he merited it.") Indeed, if justice is seeking to give each his due, one might say that Dick Cheney aspires to being a just man. And a thoughtful one, because he knows that justice is sometimes too harsh, and should be tempered by civility."

Funny how that standard shifted for Trump.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 03:58 PM (AzW6q)

366 If I fasted more than 20 hours I'd pass out

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2019 03:59 PM (BbGew)

367 "She was strangely silent after Daddy Dear screwed us all over.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 03:55 PM (ptqGC)"
I could manage some respect if she got on and said, "you know my dad wan't perfect and he was wrong on this" or "we disagreed on it". But instead it's a whole phony effort to make him something he wasn't, bleat on TV and then obviously binge eat to cover the guilt of being a fraud.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 03:59 PM (VpIIl)

368 I'm more worried about anti-1A and anti-2A totalitarianism than I am worried about socialism. We've got social security, medicaid, medicare, obamacare, emtala, snap/ebt, govt-subsidized-and-mandated housing for poor, etc etc. We're essentially socialists already.

If you're worried about socialism (as an economic system) nuking the USA, I suggest that you worry about our CURRENT level of spending and borrowing. This profligate spending and astronomical debt will destroy us as surely as socialism will.

(No I'm not slamming Trump for this spending. It takes a TEAM EFFORT, all parties, all citizens, to overspend like we do. I contend there isn't one single politician or voter alive who cares to do anything effective to stop it.)

Posted by: gp at March 19, 2019 03:59 PM (mk9aG)

369 >>The last bit of youth that is keeping AOC sorta-cute is going to be well behind her by 2024, so even the tight sweaters won't save her.


Unsightly Nipple Hairs are just around the corner.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 03:59 PM (xHsS4)

370 The last bit of youth that is keeping AOC sorta-cute is going to be well behind her by 2024, so even the tight sweaters won't save her.


Even the tight sweaters are a few years ago already.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 03:59 PM (oVJmc)

371 355 346 Kamala recently called Trump an anti-Semite, I guess because that will counter the actual fountain of anti-Jew coming from the Democrats, somehow?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 03:55 PM (39g3+)
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Brown Dwarves will say anything. Its just the way it is.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 19, 2019 03:59 PM (2LelM)

372 It might be better to let them just have the label "conservative" since they have done a fair bit to tarnish it already.

If they want conserve their "conservatism" of mindless Chamber of Commerce corporatism and bloodthirst for endless wars, let'em.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 19, 2019 03:59 PM (hdzef)

373 TDS has caused these idiots to present what they actually are to the public. No more and no less. This isn't some situational madness. This is who these people are.

I'd agree, with the caveat that in many cases they were lying to themselves about being conservative before, and now are lying *slightly differently* to themselves about how they are the real conservatives, in such a way that from the outside reveals they are running around with no pants. They were always in assless chaps, but they know they have pants on. They're quite sure.

From their perspective, nothing has changed. Their distemper and dementia and mania are extremely similar to how they were before, but now revealed. It makes them angrier and more insane that we notice, because it's All You Plebes who changed, not them.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 19, 2019 03:59 PM (HtLSE)

374 I mean there is no way gay marriage leads to the end of women's sports.

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This is such a great (in a good way) post that it's probably going to end up in my name field.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wrong it hat say bullets interpretation means nothing. at March 19, 2019 03:59 PM (xyung)

375 >>If I fasted more than 20 hours I'd pass out


Low blood sugar makes me stabby.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 03:59 PM (xHsS4)

376 Anyone who thinks AOC, based on her own statements, isn't a power hungry, love to control your life bitch---is nuts.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 19, 2019 03:59 PM (jUVms)

377 Drumpfenkoenig



Nice.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 19, 2019 04:00 PM (rwVFm)

378 Socialism is economic control, meaning control of everything, really. America was not really founded for capitalism, but for religious (Christian) liberty.


When there are good laws to protect the individual, capitalism can thrive (within our borders). When foreign nations want to trade, we decide if it is good for us, including for our workers. WallStreet took control and wants slave labor in China, for their profit.


Globalism wants global economic control, by way of the 20 too big to fail/jail banks. They will control monetary policy and punish nations at their will. USA would not be allowed to favor Christian ideology over commies or jihadists ... and AmericaFirst is their enemy.


Theoretical Socialism doesn't exist, just like the Utopian Communism arguments are useless distractions. Americans have to decide if they want liberty or cheap tech toys, but tyranny. (cheap because even "global capitalism" means our blue collar workers end up making the same as the China blue collar worker. Not what we signed up for.)

Let Freedom Reign.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 19, 2019 04:00 PM (Cus5s)

379 Oh, and Chiquita Krushchev/Donkey Chompers is eligible to run for President in 2024.
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She will be flat on her ass in 2020. Nanzi's knives are already out. Its merely a matter of time.
Posted by: Puddin Head at March 19, 2019 03:56 PM (2LelM)

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This is my opinion as well. Add in her -13 voter rating in NY with those she screwed with the Amazon pull out, and I see a well funded challenger coming her way. Sure, outside money could always help her, but enough? Dunno.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 04:00 PM (ffYR/)

380 I voted today on our island's potential incorporation and becoming a town.

When our new, young, prog editor (from up north, too) of our increasingly prog newspaper came out against our incorporation, well that made things easy.


I voted "yes" to incorporate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 04:00 PM (ptqGC)

381 DRINK WATER ACE

Re: Beto, someone had an utterly brutal statement. The hottest moment of the 2020 Dem debates will be when Corey Booker looks at Beto and says that Beto's father got Beto off for a crime that if Booker had done it, Booker would have gone to jail.


Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 19, 2019 04:00 PM (mf5HN)

382 Theft in the light of day is still theft. It's just a more contemptuous and cynical form of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 03:56 PM (I2dne)

It's also the point where injury crosses into insult. Those of us of Scottish descent tend to take severe umbrage at such things.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 19, 2019 04:00 PM (J+mig)

383 Meow!
Susan Li of the nice lips is showing some leg today on FBN.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 19, 2019 04:01 PM (ufFY8)

384 I could manage some respect if she got on and said, "you know my dad wan't perfect and he was wrong on this" or "we disagreed on it". But instead it's a whole phony effort to make him something he wasn't

Sometimes daddy is so much an angel and perfect that little girls just cannot see past it. My uncle was a thief, a liar, and a loser, but his kids think he was the greatest man who ever lived. Because they believed every one of his contradictory, absurd lies.

Unsightly Nipple Hairs are just around the corner.

Well sure, they're opening for Aerosmith at the Palladium

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 04:01 PM (39g3+)

385 If you're worried about socialism (as an economic
system) nuking the USA, I suggest that you worry about our CURRENT level
of spending and borrowing. This profligate spending and astronomical
debt will destroy us as surely as socialism will.




Posted by: gp at March 19, 2019 03:59 PM (mk9aG)


Worry about it ? Hell - it's our ultimate Get Out Of Socialist Utopia Free Card. I'd be more worried if I thought the pricks in charge of all this could keep it going.

Posted by: NFTG at March 19, 2019 04:01 PM (mOPWe)

386 339 Gah, I hate CO. I never thought I would say it. I loved this state and never wanted to leave until now.

It will get much worse before it gets better. I can see CO going the way of CA.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 19, 2019 03:51 PM (0OmEj)
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Ditto. My parents are working on retiring and they were going over their plan with me. I pointed out that they could accelerate the whole thing if they were willing to move out of CO, as the Front Range has become very expensive.

My mom's eyes went wide at the suggestion. A few days later she told me, "I had never considered moving. I can't stop thinking about it. With what this place has become, it makes more sense than ever. I can't stand what is happening and I never stopped to think, 'I can leave.'"

Sad. Really, truly sad. I am in the same boat, though. I am building an exit plan.


Yep, I'm in the same boat. Can't believe I'm thinking of leaving my beloved Fort Collins. But I'm thinking about leaving CO altogether. The Calis are winning.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2019 04:01 PM (4AeKb)

387 379 This is my opinion as well. Add in her -13 voter rating in NY with those she screwed with the Amazon pull out, and I see a well funded challenger coming her way. Sure, outside money could always help her, but enough? Dunno.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 04:00 PM (ffYR/)

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She's still gonna be governor of NY in 10 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 04:01 PM (XSSCs)

388 Conservatism is the centrist position, because it's basically, "hey, don't fuck with things too much!" The left was anchored by progressivism, while the right was anchored by libertarianism. Blue collar conservatives went Dem for several decades after WWII because of the New Deal and the distrust of big business. White collar conservatives went GOP out of fear of communism and because they liked seeing their retirement accounts grow. Since the 90s and the fall of the USSR those allegiences started to slip.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 19, 2019 03:55 PM (wCmLp)
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I think a major problem with contemporary conservatism is that it has more of a sea anchor than a real anchor.

A real anchor - like, say, the freaking Constitution - is an absolute point around which (or a lens through which) you can weigh your positions and decisions.

A sea anchor, though, holds a relative position instead of an absolute one. The conservative sea anchor means that the goal becomes to preserve/conserve the world as it is *now* - not as it should be according to first principles. Every time the Left moves the ball down the field, the sea-anchor conservatives go from fighting it to *defending* it against further Leftward moves.*

*Not the Cuckshed Crew. They're just leftists.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 04:02 PM (I2dne)

389 My mom's eyes went wide at the suggestion. A few days later she told me, "I had never considered moving. I can't stop thinking about it. With what this place has become, it makes more sense than ever.

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Just had this exact same conversation with my folks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 04:02 PM (AzW6q)

390 Low blood sugar makes me stabby.

Yeah me too. It makes me a snarly, rage-stroking monster. So does high blood sugar. I bet I'd be a mean drunk, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 04:02 PM (39g3+)

391 370 The last bit of youth that is keeping AOC sorta-cute is going to be well behind her by 2024, so even the tight sweaters won't save her.


Even the tight sweaters are a few years ago already.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

saggers almost to the elbows now.

Posted by: x at March 19, 2019 04:02 PM (nFwvY)

392 Because all law comes down to having armed agents of the government pull their guns on you to ensure compliance or to take you into custody.

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I saw a news report where someone was charged the price of a new car because he had the gall to trim the trees on his property.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wrong it hat say bullets interpretation means nothing. at March 19, 2019 04:02 PM (xyung)

393 DRINK WATER ACE

Re: Beto, someone had an utterly brutal statement. The hottest moment of the 2020 Dem debates will be when Corey Booker looks at Beto and says that Beto's father got Beto off for a crime that if Booker had done it, Booker would have gone to jail.


Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 19, 2019 04:00 PM (mf5HN)


I'd imagine that every candidate is sharpening the knives. They remember 2008, and they're not about to let some vapid pretty-boy get in their way.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 19, 2019 04:03 PM (wCmLp)

394 She's still gonna be governor of NY in 10 years.
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For certain values of NY that are more commonly associated with John Carpenter.

Posted by: Adolph H. at March 19, 2019 04:03 PM (v6eK5)

395 nood

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 04:03 PM (q8oeS)

396 387 379 This is my opinion as well. Add in her -13 voter rating in NY with those she screwed with the Amazon pull out, and I see a well funded challenger coming her way. Sure, outside money could always help her, but enough? Dunno.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 04:00 PM (ffYR/)

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She's still gonna be governor of NY in 10 years.
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Nah. In 10 years NY will be run by the Chinese. The ChingChongs don't give a shit about Puerto Ricans.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 19, 2019 04:03 PM (2LelM)

397 kristol is a scam artist. a very poor one. nothing more. not worth my time.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 19, 2019 04:03 PM (KP5rU)

398 Lets see how this works...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I mean there is no way gay marriage leads to the end of women's sports. at March 19, 2019 04:03 PM (xyung)

399 387 379 This is my opinion as well. Add in her -13 voter rating in NY with those she screwed with the Amazon pull out, and I see a well funded challenger coming her way. Sure, outside money could always help her, but enough? Dunno.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 04:00 PM (ffYR/)

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She's still gonna be governor of NY in 10 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 04:01 PM (XSSCs)

It's definitely going to be one of those trajectories. One way or another she's not going to be in the House very long - perhaps just long enough to start collecting that sweet, sweet pension - assuming she survives an almost certain primary challenge in 2020.

Deep benches in these deep blue districts. I'm sure there are plenty of state reps and state senators who feel they missed their shot and AOC cut the line.

Posted by: DocJ at March 19, 2019 04:03 PM (NYS7S)

400 333 i feel okay right now. I'm not even thinking about food all that much.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 03:53 PM (PbpT7)


You mentioned 'pork chop' in your previous comment.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 19, 2019 04:04 PM (Z4rgH)

401 I saw a news report where someone was charged the price of a new car because he had the gall to trim the trees on his property.

In Oregon, its literally illegal to store too much water on your property. And in my town, they charge you for estimates of water runoff from your property into the drains.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 04:04 PM (39g3+)

402 >> "She was strangely silent after Daddy Dear screwed us all over.



In an article about the HBO McCain documentary, it describes how McCain worked with the documentary team to make that a dramatic moment of the film. He knew exactly what he was doing, and that is why he went for the showy thumbs-down vote as the cameras rolled.

I would imagine she was silent because she knew this was choreographed to be the climactic moment of daddy dearest's documentary, a giant FU to Trump and all the "whack-o birds" who voted for him. Think Meghan is on board with that sentiment.

Posted by: BEN at March 19, 2019 04:04 PM (W+vEI)

403 393 I'd imagine that every candidate is sharpening the knives. They remember 2008, and they're not about to let some vapid pretty-boy get in their way.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 19, 2019 04:03 PM (wCmLp)

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It's going to be a brutal primary.

But they will still come together to fight OrangeManBad.

When they lose to him, though, knives will be back out. Blood will be shed. Popcorn will be eaten in massive quantities.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 04:04 PM (q8oeS)

404 Even the tight sweaters are a few years ago already.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles



saggers almost to the elbows now.

Posted by: x at March 19, 2019 04:02 PM (nFwvY)

Not long before they get to abuela stage.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 19, 2019 04:04 PM (ufFY8)

405 This is my opinion as well. Add in her -13 voter rating in NY with those she screwed with the Amazon pull out, and I see a well funded challenger coming her way. Sure, outside money could always help her, but enough? Dunno.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 04:00 PM (ffYR/)

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She's still gonna be governor of NY in 10 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 19, 2019 04:01 PM (XSSCs)

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Could be, if they are stoopid enough to go that route.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 04:04 PM (ffYR/)

406 I once went four days only eating what I could forage and kill with a knife, a de facto fast. You would be surprised what looks edible at that point.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 04:05 PM (VpIIl)

407 Beto, someone had an utterly brutal statement. The hottest moment of the 2020 Dem debates will be when Corey Booker looks at Beto and says that Beto's father got Beto off for a crime that if Booker had done it, Booker would have gone to jail.


Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 19, 2019 04:00 PM (mf5HN)

I'd imagine that every candidate is sharpening the knives. They remember 2008, and they're not about to let some vapid pretty-boy get in their way.
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Going to be a lot of white Privilege to be apologized for, which is why Joe Biden is going to have a really detailed plan for Reparations.

(I'm not even sure that's sarcastic)

Posted by: simplemind at March 19, 2019 04:05 PM (j7LXV)

408 Correct, the far right is anarchy, where you burn down the government and spraypaint everything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 03:56 PM (39g3+)
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And that's where you have our direction confusions. Extreme conservatives would be like political hoarders--Don't change a thing!.

Burning everything down is change, and radical change to boot! So if that is "extreme right" (and I doubt that it is) then "conservatism" not ≅ "right".

Posted by: Axeman at March 19, 2019 04:05 PM (vDqXW)

409 Government is not reason, it is not eloquence - it is force. Like fire it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master; never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action.

Posted by: The Original GW at March 19, 2019 04:05 PM (rwVFm)

410 All laws are force. The way to evaluate any law's legitimacy or desirability is to ask yourself "is this law worth putting a gun to someone's head to enforce?"

Because all law comes down to having armed agents of the government pull their guns on you to ensure compliance or to take you into custody.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2019 03:56 PM (veoSD)


Reds bleat about oppression, but the whole purpose of society is to oppress some people. The question is: which people?

A well-ordered society oppresses criminals, perverts, ne'er-do-wells, and other antisocial types.

A leftist-run society, by failing to oppress the above, instead by default oppresses decent, hard-working, law-abiding taxpayers.

Look at SF. Who is oppressed? The bums crapping on the sidewalks and shooting up, or the decent people having to navigate the feces and needles on their way to work to help pay for programs for the bums?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 04:06 PM (6b1dn)

411 368 Posted by: gp at March 19, 2019 03:59 PM (mk9aG)
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There are two kinds of communists fighting for control of America and the world right now. There are the good old fashioned economic communists (the Leninists like Sanders and Warren) and the cultural Marxists (the Maoists in the identity politics group).

Right now, at this moment in time, you're right - the Maoists would win without opposition from what remains of the Right. They are allied against the Right for now.

I don't want to know who would actually win the fight. If we get to that point, I'm dead.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 04:06 PM (I2dne)

412 I once went four days only eating what I could forage and kill with a knife, a de facto fast. You would be surprised what looks edible at that point.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 04:05 PM (VpIIl)



I did that once, but it was easy because Oreos don't fight back.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 19, 2019 04:07 PM (wCmLp)

413 Worry about massive voter fraud, though.
Posted by: Old Dude at March 19, 2019 03:15 PM (LGXGf


Yes; this.

Dems expect to win the popular vote in the next presidential election. Do they believe this because Clinton "won" the popular vote last time, or because they have a huge cheating apparatus in place?

Posted by: Emmie at March 19, 2019 04:07 PM (4HMW8)

414 >>>You've got the Max Boots who don't seem to understand the meaning of the term except insofar as it lets them start 'nation building' exercises almost certain to fail.
Posted by: JEM at March 19, 2019 03:30 PM (8erNz)
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It's not about Nation building. It's about "The People's Revolution"

We were Trotskyist then and we're Trotskyists now. We're just wrapping it "Bring Democracy to Wherever" instead of "Workers Revolution"

Same shit.

Posted by: Neo-con Liberal Imperialists at March 19, 2019 04:07 PM (wQMQx)

415 None of TV peeps are telling their viewers the reason that Trump is so pissed at Mclame is he was involved in a conspiracy to fatally wound him politically. They just ignore that fact

Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2019 04:08 PM (RZ6R1)

416 I'd imagine that every candidate is sharpening the knives. They remember 2008, and they're not about to let some vapid pretty-boy get in their way.

The probability that the Democrat hopefuls can eschew personal attacks must be virtually nil. Even if they agree beforehand not to do engage in such, someone who is just out of the running will resort to personal attacks as a "Hail Mary" attempt, and then it's on. Oh yes, it's SO on.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 04:08 PM (6b1dn)

417 303 I suspect there are 21-year-old women who are more influential than Bulwark because they show off their shapely asses on Instagram.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 19, 2019 03:50 PM (JgA4k)

Nobody wants to see Kristol's doughy ass on Instagram or anywhere else.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 04:10 PM (NWiLs)

418 nood antisemitic education

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 04:10 PM (I2dne)

419 Is Neal Cavuto boning Shep ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2019 04:10 PM (RZ6R1)

420
I saw a Venezuela stat that was worth repeating. GDP cut in half the past five years.

The only way the current administration there is surviving is by 'thugging up' with a mix of Cuban soldiers and motorcycle gangs.

Never, never, ever, ever give up your guns. Those Cubans and motorcycle gangs would be a chalk outline on the sidewalk in these slightly United States right now.

But private ownership of guns was outlawed in Venezuela. 2011 or 2012.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 19, 2019 04:10 PM (jYje5)

421 412 I once went four days only eating what I could forage and kill with a knife, a de facto fast. You would be surprised what looks edible at that point.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 04:05 PM (VpIIl)



I did that once, but it was easy because Oreos don't fight back.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 19, 2019 04:07 PM (wCmLp)

That's because they're white on the inside.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 04:10 PM (NWiLs)

422 "Re: Beto, someone had an utterly brutal statement. The hottest moment of the 2020 Dem debates will be when Corey Booker looks at Beto and says that Beto's father got Beto off for a crime that if Booker had done it, Booker would have gone to jail.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 19, 2019 04:00 PM (mf5HN)"

Yup, Booker would DEFINITELY have gone to jail if Kamala were the prosecutor - she loves locking up brown people.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 04:11 PM (oZ6kz)

423 It should not be a surprise they are for socialism I guess. They deliberately decided to create a product nobody would buy and needs a billionaire socialist to support. If they and Ace were kids, Ace would be the one selling lemonade on your street, with an up charge for a splash of value rite. The Bulwark guys would be selling shit sandwiches and explaining why real smart kids eat shit.
Posted by: GregV61

Kaboom! The official breakfast food of The Bulwark!!

Posted by: Winston Smith, contributing revisor at the Bulwark at March 19, 2019 04:11 PM (6rX0K)

424 "Going to be a lot of white Privilege to be apologized for, which is why Joe Biden is going to have a really detailed plan for Reparations."

He'll look at the old Chappelle Show skit as his guide.

Posted by: Ted K. at March 19, 2019 04:11 PM (fhxSN)

425 Not surprised the turncoats running 'The Bulwark' embraced socialism. I expected it. Did not, however, expect that Nazi smear against VDH. I suspect I know why I did it, and hate them for it.

Posted by: troyriser at March 19, 2019 04:15 PM (1JpTT)

426 370 The last bit of youth that is keeping AOC sorta-cute is going to be well behind her by 2024, so even the tight sweaters won't save her.


Even the tight sweaters are a few years ago already.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

saggers almost to the elbows now.

Posted by: x at March 19, 2019 04:02 PM (nFwvY)
........

I see Pelosi bras in her future.

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2019 04:16 PM (v0R5T)

427 91 I'm not going to click over to the Bulshit
Posted by: JEM at March 19, 2019 03:24 PM (8erNz)

heh

Posted by: m at March 19, 2019 04:19 PM (ZfNws)

428 Why 'they' did it, I mean. Shouldn't type when I'm angry. This is the first I've heard of the attack on VDH.

Posted by: troyriser at March 19, 2019 04:20 PM (1JpTT)

429 I once went four days only eating what I could forage and kill with a knife, a de facto fast. You would be surprised what looks edible at that point.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 04:05 PM (VpIIl)

I attended 18th Airborne Corps Recondo School lo these many decades ago. There was a SERE phase. We ate grubs and worms and the pulp on the inside of white pine bark. And then I set up a rabbit snare that actually worked, which made me hero for a day.

Worms don't taste like anything, which is a good thing.

Posted by: troyriser at March 19, 2019 04:24 PM (1JpTT)

430 Bulwark.com Sellers of flame resistant apparel.

Posted by: Marica at March 19, 2019 04:25 PM (LaigM)

431 Liberalism is a mental disease AND a defect. Subject to M'Naghten test for insanity.... Laboring under such a defect of reason or disease of the mind that the afflicted knows not the nature and quality of the act or whether the act is wrong.

They just spontaneously react....Orangemanbad, walls don't work, it's for the children, they just come here to work, what DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE!!! etc

Posted by: torabora at March 19, 2019 04:25 PM (Y274z)

432 "''This'' time, I will drink deeply from the cup of power and not get drunk" -- Every Socialist and Dictator, Every Time

Posted by: T at March 19, 2019 04:26 PM (pQC9E)

433 low-iq boomers corralled into the cringe-pen of muh socialisums, but when texas turns blue in 2024 your opinion will no longer be relevant

Posted by: dw at March 19, 2019 04:35 PM (stPAM)

434 The Bullwinkle has officially and predictably descended now into Ace's "drunken hobo fuck pile." One can only hope that this retard black hole of clowns sucks down the other never trumpers hanging on by their finger tips at the event horizon its stupidity...

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 04:43 PM (32YRo)

435
The conventional wisdom, as far as I know, is that this co-opting of the Republican Party by non-conservatives (or, at most generous, semi-conservatives) began in earnest under Reagan. In that era, the Democrats - who used to (at least on paper) be for immigration control, blue collar advocacy, etc. - got consumed by actual hardcore Leftists and outright communist sympathizers. This is where the "Reagan Democrats" came from - they didn't necessarily love conservatism and often were not conservatives in a practical sense, but they viewed the Soviet apologetics or outright Soviet advocacy of the increasingly corrupt Democrat party as going too far and forcing them out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 03:24 PM (I2dne)

Not quite so - Republicans weren't "conservative" by modern notions as a party pre-Reagan. The country-club set was just as offended by an actor taking over and facing down the Soviets rather than having detante as nowdays they are over Trump. And they let everyone know it, but like then they were ridden out of the party since Reagan won. That's when media started to become exclusively D, and then after Reagan moved on they came back to try and work their way into the party again as "neocons" or whatever. But the hatred of the middle american base and clear talk and common sense remained.

The Bulwark set is just the same fungus in the intellectual set. Buckley had his principles, these dudes never had any. They parroted him when he ran things, now they just parrot what gets them paid.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2019 04:52 PM (FTPn0)

436 Meaning they'll be first against the wall when the left's revolution comes...

such is the arc of history.
Posted by: SturmToddler


The only question will be who gets them first...

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at March 19, 2019 05:01 PM (lLeln)

437 It quite possibly drove National Review quite mad when there anybody but Trump issue had absolutely zero impact.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 19, 2019 03:52 PM (JgA4k)

Even when NR was around with Buckley, its real influence was very limited outside their own circle. They followed the lead of other people, and if they didn't nobody cared.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2019 05:04 PM (FTPn0)

438 "When we defeat an enemy, we tend to their wounded and treat captives humanely. But traitors? Traitors we hang"

Oh fun times - today a NeverTrumper lectured me to support GOP Cucks for the good of the party. Like a member of MoveOn pushing #MeToo. Not a shred of self-awareness.

Posted by: Fenrisulven at March 19, 2019 06:39 PM (EeUOL)

439 A few weeks ago I did parody of cucks writing articles like "Socialism: is it really so bad?". And now the Bulwark has it as an op-ed.

Posted by: Fenrisulven at March 19, 2019 06:47 PM (EeUOL)

440 "We're not Commies, we're just against anti-Communists!"--Democrats since forever.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 19, 2019 07:20 PM (Ndje9)

Forensic Scientists Claim They've Identified Jack the Ripper Through DNA, and It Turns Out It's Aaron Kominski, a Lunatic Barber Long Suspected of Being the Killer

So not the Prince, then.

This guy has been floated as a likely suspect a lot, including at the time of the killings. Not a very "sexy" sort of suspect -- a Polish immigrant living a grubby life and a lunatic. He was committed to an insane asylum in 1891; the last of the canonical Ripper murders occurred in 1888.

This DNA-based solution was proposed in 2014. A shawl stained with blood was found on the body of Catherine Eddoes and somehow was preserved until now.

This is the first time a Ripper suspect has been profiled (or confirmed, depending on whether you believe this) by DNA in a peer-reviewed science journal.

Researchers Jari Louhelainen and David Miller ran genetic tests on a silk shawl stained with blood and semen that investigators say was found next to the body of the killer’s fourth victim, Catherine Eddowes, Science reported.

Do you have Prince Albert in a Can?

No, but I have Aaron Kominski in a jerksock.

Researchers compared fragments of mitochondrial DNA -- which the magazine noted is inherited from one's mother -- to samples from living relatives of Eddowes and Kosminski and found they matched those of Kosminski's relative.

The study also includes an analysis of the killer’s appearance which suggests the killer had brown hair and brown eyes. which matches the only reliable witness statement, according to Science.

The study's findings may not satisfy other Ripper experts who say the shawl may have been contaminated over the years. The shawl was given to Louhelainen by Edwards, a self-proclaimed “armchair detective” and author of "Naming Jack the Ripper," who bought it at an auction in 2007, according to the Guardian.

Kominski was known by the nickname "Saucy Jack." Neighbors described him as either as "a naughty one" or "a haughty one." (The handwritten police notes are smudged and the first letter may be an "n" or "h").

So is the case finally closed? Probably not. The scientist who invented genetic fingerprinting dismisses this proof. I don't know why; maybe just because of the obviously high odds of contamination. So we'll probably have another hundred years of armchair sleuthing.

By the way, of course I added that last paragraph to the quote just for fun. Because lies are fun (the media taught me that!).

I thought maybe I could transport you, for just one moment, into a magical world where Spinal Tap were actually psychic detectives who solved crimes through song.

Via PJ Media's Morning Brief.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:50 PM




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Posted by: Ha at March 19, 2019 01:51 PM (MAstk)

2 not first but glad to be here

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 19, 2019 01:52 PM (ZqRa6)

3 someone tell Sponge that we're here now.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 19, 2019 01:52 PM (ZqRa6)

4 Meh,he is beyond our justice anyway.

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2019 01:52 PM (BXMxN)

5 Read the content, Boss!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2019 01:53 PM (k2zJW)

6 I shan't stop ripping them!

Posted by: Jake Tapper, Full of Shit and Out of Beano at March 19, 2019 01:53 PM (34alA)

7 He was inspired by Trump's rhetoric.

Posted by: Tawdry Prole at March 19, 2019 01:54 PM (bM37c)

8 ok, new thread announcement haz bin posted

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 19, 2019 01:54 PM (ZqRa6)

9 Interesting stuff. Sounds like they finally figured it out.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2019 01:54 PM (+/tGa)

10
Damn Polocks.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 01:54 PM (8XRCm)

11 You'd go to a barber for a good bleeding.

Posted by: Roy at March 19, 2019 01:54 PM (xqdqQ)

12 Aaron the Ripper

Posted by: JoeF. at March 19, 2019 01:55 PM (NFEMn)

13 But how can Trump be blamed for the killings, then ?

This makes no sense !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 19, 2019 01:55 PM (wA4OO)

14 Lucky 13

Posted by: Dude at March 19, 2019 01:55 PM (hpbeA)

15 >>>7 He was inspired by Trump's rhetoric.
Posted by: Tawdry Prole

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!!!!

Posted by: Tater the Fat-Faced Boy at March 19, 2019 01:55 PM (PbpT7)

16 Incompetent 15

Posted by: Dude at March 19, 2019 01:56 PM (hpbeA)

17 Yes; it's the same team that did the shawl DNA tests in 2014 but this is mitochondrial DNA testing confirming, supposedly, their theory. The Wiki page about Kosminski has already been updated about it!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 19, 2019 01:56 PM (Dh1wo)

18 Aaron the Clipper was Jack the Ripper.

Posted by: Flatville Bill at March 19, 2019 01:56 PM (rJN3l)

19 Damn you 17

Posted by: Dude at March 19, 2019 01:56 PM (hpbeA)

20 Wasn't the true killer Capitalism? Makes you think.

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at March 19, 2019 01:56 PM (P1AAi)

21 Alison Kaplan Sommers (that takes me back) had an interesting article on this five years ago.

https://www.haaretz.com/ .premium-a-jewish-jack-the- ripper-is-even-scarier-1.5263945

Posted by: trev006 at March 19, 2019 01:56 PM (fPLS0)

22 Little-known fact: Jack the Ripper also goes by the names Redjac and Beratis.

Posted by: Kris at March 19, 2019 01:56 PM (OyyDO)

23 The biggest problem with this is that... nobody knows if the blood on the shawl belongs to the killer or not. Its just blood from an unknown donor at the scene. As sloppy as the police were with this case, one of THEM might have dropped it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 01:56 PM (39g3+)

24 Jack the Ripper and Jeffrey Dahmer had a super intense love affair.

Posted by: JK Rowling at March 19, 2019 01:57 PM (hpbeA)

25 Have they retconned Jack the Ripper to a tranny yet?

Posted by: blaster at March 19, 2019 01:57 PM (9VeU0)

26
So. Is it reasonable doubt to ask if Aaron really IS the killer.

But.... what if Aaron just pleasured himself while somebody else did the killing. Is that beyond the realm of possibility.

~Ambulance Chasing Lawyers Everywhere

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 01:57 PM (8XRCm)

27 >>>The biggest problem with this is that... nobody knows if the blood on the shawl belongs to the killer or not. Its just blood from an unknown donor at the scene. As sloppy as the police were with this case, one of THEM might have dropped it

well it is semen, so....

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 01:57 PM (PbpT7)

28 OT

Murdoch's new Fox debuts on Nasdaq, names ex-Speaker Paul Ryan to board

Posted by: Ha at March 19, 2019 01:58 PM (MAstk)

29 I already knew. T-Bone told me. He saw the whole thing.

Posted by: Gay Spartacus Booker at March 19, 2019 01:58 PM (9vQJW)

30
He was a Polish Jew. Rep. Bro Fo rant about them killer Joos in 3..2...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2019 01:58 PM (OLCnA)

31 I think OJ would like to speak with Mr. Kosminski. He may be the real killer.

Posted by: pep at March 19, 2019 01:58 PM (wW03z)

32 Its not even certain the name "jack the ripper" was from the killer, that might have been a publicity stunt by one of the newspapers at the time

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 01:58 PM (39g3+)

33 Sure! Blame the guy with tertiary syphilis who bangs Papist whores!

Told you so.

Posted by: zombie prince clarence at March 19, 2019 01:58 PM (Dh1wo)

34 Jack the Ripper er...Sniffer, on his way to a fundraising dinner had his hackney driver stop when he saw a homeless streetwalker, and offered to give her whatever was in his pocket. When relating this story he reportedly said, "This isn't about me."

Posted by: Muldoon at March 19, 2019 01:59 PM (m45I2)

35 well it is semen, so....

Either way, its just something at a scene, there's nothing connecting it to the killer. A forensic tech should know this.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 01:59 PM (39g3+)

36 I'm not sure I have enough brain cells to continue to worry about the true identity of Jack the Ripper.

It's interesting but yeah, I can't imagine those armchair sleuths who obsess over this.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at March 19, 2019 01:59 PM (PFy0L)

37 in a peer-reviewed science journal.

I'm not sure I'd classify Science as in a peer-reviewed science journal.

Recall that reviewers of Science manuscripts were (IIRC) among those perfectly happy to publish Warmaggedon papers without disclosure of the data or the data reduction methodology. I'd have rejected such manuscripts out of hand. That is not how science is done.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 01:59 PM (6b1dn)

38 The also found electrolytes an Pink Himalayan Salt. So I think Jack the Ripper is actually The Snake Juice Diet Guy.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 01:59 PM (VpIIl)

39 He might just have visited the whore before she was murdered.Considering the hygeine of the class and age,days earlier....

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2019 01:59 PM (BXMxN)

40 Sweeney Todd is annoyed, no longer the only mad barber.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2019 01:59 PM (/snPg)

41 The shawl was bought at an auction?!?!?!?

Great provenance, huh?

If it had been kept in police custody all these years, yeah, maybe.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 19, 2019 02:00 PM (uDcBt)

42
Stop the lies!! We all know that global warming killed those women. And the patriarchy and sexism and racism and homophobia and Islamophobia and...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2019 02:00 PM (OLCnA)

43 I suspect that in time we're going to find out that some of these DNA tests (particularly the ones that replicate from very small samples) aren't nearly as exact or trustworthy as presently believed.

Kinda like how recently scientists proved that the previously relied upon system of accelerants and arson investigation were not reliable at all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 02:00 PM (39g3+)

44 So not the Prince, then.
---
Funky.

Posted by: Axeman at March 19, 2019 02:00 PM (vDqXW)

45 >>>I'm not sure I'd classify Science as in a peer-reviewed science journal.

yeah I was going to add "as if that means anything anymore" but I wanted to get to the claim.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 02:00 PM (PbpT7)

46 I'd have rejected such manuscripts out of hand. That is not how science is done.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



It's not who we are.

Posted by: pep at March 19, 2019 02:01 PM (wW03z)

47 >>>39 He might just have visited the whore before she was murdered.Considering the hygeine of the class and age,days earlier....

oh, Duh! I didn't even think of that.

well, good point.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 02:01 PM (PbpT7)

48 I've been saying for years that if you DNA test the blue dress, you'll find that Aaron Kominski came on Monica. I'm a gentleman; I only unload in the mouth when I make love to an intern's face.

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at March 19, 2019 02:01 PM (34alA)

49 11 out of 10 lefty moonbats agree. It was Trump.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 19, 2019 02:01 PM (t6MX/)

50 OT

Murdoch's new Fox debuts on Nasdaq, names ex-Speaker Paul Ryan to board
Posted by: Ha at March 19, 2019 01:58 PM (MAstk)

-----------------------

I'm sure there is NO chance he had this and other Board seats lined up before he retired to "spend time with his family". The Swamp takes care of their own.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 02:01 PM (ffYR/)

51 Ha, ha, Dude!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 19, 2019 02:01 PM (Dh1wo)

52 The also found electrolytes an Pink Himalayan Salt.

Pink Himalayan Salt, its got what plants crave!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 02:01 PM (39g3+)

53 A century of contamination and rough handling, what could it do? Plenty.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2019 02:01 PM (/snPg)

54 it's scientific fact this ripper fellow would still be with us if not for the evils of GLOBAL WARMING.

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 19, 2019 02:01 PM (FZYNt)

55 *hangs head in shame*

I missed the Spinal Tap reference. Were I capable of feeling emotions, I would feel the shame.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 19, 2019 02:01 PM (mf5HN)

56 At least they aren't blaming Trump......yet..

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at March 19, 2019 02:02 PM (vI+F1)

57

I thought for sure it was Gary Condit.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at March 19, 2019 02:02 PM (qg4Pq)

58 What if it was just a long handshake?

Posted by: blaster at March 19, 2019 02:02 PM (9VeU0)

59 well it is semen, so....
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 01:57 PM


Emissions of which by males aged 55 or older must be reported to the local sheriff, according to a proposed new law in the Georgia legislature.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2019 02:02 PM (k2zJW)

60 What? like I couldn't leave dna like Bob Kraft at a FL rub and tug emporium. I have to be a killer now?

Posted by: Aaron Kominski batting 3rd at March 19, 2019 02:02 PM (r+sAi)

61
Stop. I dont want want to speculate on a crime that happened way back when I was a kid.

I have something more pressing I need to bring to your attention.

I ordered Corned Beef for St Pattys day on Sunday.....

.....and.......


THERE WAS NO CORN IT!!! WT Heck???

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at March 19, 2019 02:03 PM (8XRCm)

62 They've pretty much known for years it was this guy..

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 02:03 PM (O2RFr)

63 Looks like this Ripper...

(puts sunglasses on)

...is a dripper.

YEAAAHHHHH!!!!

Posted by: David Caruso Meme from Ten Years Ago at March 19, 2019 02:03 PM (PbpT7)

64 Emissions of which by males aged 55 or older must be reported to the local sheriff, according to a proposed new law in the Georgia legislature.

I hear the GA sheriff's office will have a full time deputy shadowing Bill Clinton when he's there.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at March 19, 2019 02:03 PM (PFy0L)

65 Yeah, a prime suspect in the case left DNA on one of the victims, coincidentally.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 19, 2019 02:03 PM (P1AAi)

66 So how can the media blame this on Trump?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 02:03 PM (O2RFr)

67 Portuguese is indecipherable.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2019 02:03 PM (/tuJf)

68 Weren't the victims all prostitutes? If so, is it surprising to find some man's DNA on, or about, their person? And finding a particular person's DNA on 1 victim hardly seems conclusive. Still, good to know that 130 years later that the Ripper isn't likely to start up again.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 19, 2019 02:03 PM (81OU+)

69 We should ask J. K. Rowlings her opinion on this and if she will need to retcon Harry Potter again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2019 02:04 PM (/snPg)

70 At least they aren't blaming Trump......yet..
Posted by: Central Scrutinizer


#twoweeks

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 19, 2019 02:04 PM (vcOmj)

71 The scarf came from Joe Biden's pocket.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 19, 2019 02:04 PM (UHCnv)

72 66 So how can the media blame this on Trump?


Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: The Media at March 19, 2019 02:04 PM (wW03z)

73 Go out there and win one...for the Ripper.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 19, 2019 02:04 PM (m45I2)

74 yeah I was going to add "as if that means anything anymore" but I wanted to get to the claim.
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 02:00 PM (PbpT7)


I'm out of research now, but I suspect it does mean something unless the subject is highly politicized.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 02:04 PM (6b1dn)

75 66
So how can the media blame this on Trump?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 02:03 PM (O2RFr)

Trump spoke approvingly about such activities in the infamous mish-grabbing tape.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 19, 2019 02:04 PM (t6MX/)

76

The Vorlons grabbed Jack a long time ago.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2019 02:05 PM (aKsyK)

77 Was he related to Kelly Ripa OR Ryan Seasponge?

Posted by: saf at March 19, 2019 02:05 PM (5IHGB)

78 The chain of custody on the evidence is certainly suspect. But having his DNA on it does not seem coincidental. Baye's Theorem and all that.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 02:05 PM (VpIIl)

79 So the consensus is that Jack The Ripper did nothing wrong?

Posted by: literally serious at March 19, 2019 02:05 PM (tRLIC)

80 What if it was just a long handshake?
Posted by: blaster at March 19, 2019 02:02 PM (9VeU0)



That article was fascinating because it turns out just being in a room with an object could result in your DNA ending up on an object you never touched.

This calls to mind the Duke Lacrosse lies when there was much to do about how there was DNA from the tormented I mean accused in the bathroom at the frat house and the rest of the world replied oh yes shocking that guys who live in a house would have traces of their DNA in the bathroom of the house where they lived. *shocked face*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 19, 2019 02:05 PM (mf5HN)

81 I already speculated about this earlier today. The DNA could have got on the shawl if the police gave it to the suspect to see his reaction, to see whether he flinched to give himself away.

Posted by: Decaf at March 19, 2019 02:05 PM (PUz4C)

82
Still, good to know that 130 years later that the Ripper isn't likely to start up again.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 19, 2019 02:03 PM (81OU+)

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I take it youve never seen the Star Trek TOS "The Wolf in the Fold" episode??

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 02:06 PM (8XRCm)

83 79
So the consensus is that Jack The Ripper did nothing wrong?

Posted by: literally serious at March 19, 2019 02:05 PM (tRLIC)

Democrat.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 19, 2019 02:06 PM (t6MX/)

84

Katrina Pierson will end up apologizing for that.

2. She should've included the fake dossier and the keating five.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 19, 2019 02:06 PM (QuTMi)

85 Were all his victims Muslim women? They wear hijabs--isn't that a type of shawl? How can we shoe-horn this into the Islamophobia narrative. Andy ideas?

Posted by: MSM at March 19, 2019 02:06 PM (NFEMn)

86 68 Weren't the victims all prostitutes? If so, is it surprising to find some man's DNA on, or about, their person? And finding a particular person's DNA on 1 victim hardly seems conclusive.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 19, 2019 02:03 PM (81OU+)


Not conclusive, of course, but highly suggestive, as a number of other factors pointed to Kominski, who has long been suspected of being Jack the Ripper.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 02:06 PM (6b1dn)

87 Finally! I am so tired of the teasing.

Posted by: Jaques Le Rippier at March 19, 2019 02:06 PM (r+sAi)

88 You can't deport Jack the Ripper. He contributes so much to the Whitechapel economy, especially in the funeral and prostitute protection sectors.

Posted by: The Ninth Circuit at March 19, 2019 02:07 PM (PbpT7)

89 Anna Puma, I shared my opinion way back at #24.

Posted by: JK Rowling at March 19, 2019 02:07 PM (hpbeA)

90 >>That article was fascinating because it turns out just being in a room with an object could result in your DNA ending up on an object you never touched.

My mission now is to figure out how to get into the same room with Kate Upton.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2019 02:07 PM (/tuJf)

91
Emissions of which by males aged 55 or older must be reported to the local sheriff, according to a proposed new law in the Georgia legislature.



********

Yet another seminal piece of legislation.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 19, 2019 02:07 PM (m45I2)

92 This is all well and good. But the really interesting discussion is happening over the comments in HA about circumcision

Posted by: the poet at March 19, 2019 02:07 PM (+AUVB)

93 81 I already speculated about this earlier today. The DNA could have got on the shawl if the police gave it to the suspect to see his reaction, to see whether he flinched to give himself away.
Posted by: Decaf at March 19, 2019 02:05 PM (PUz4C)


He did a lot more than flinch if he got his semen on it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 02:07 PM (6b1dn)

94 I kinda figures that Jack the Ripper and the guy behind the Grassy Knoll were the same person, walking across time and never aging. At least that was the movie script I'm pushing.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 02:07 PM (VpIIl)

95 So now I'm going to posthumously get the needle every time my spunk turns up on a dead hooker? You know these women have sex with people for a living right?

Posted by: Aaron Kominski, looking for the real killer in hell at March 19, 2019 02:07 PM (34alA)

96

Obviously a white nationalist.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2019 02:07 PM (aKsyK)

97 "I've identified the Ripper!!!" Tom ejaculated.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 19, 2019 02:08 PM (m45I2)

98
I already speculated about this earlier today. The DNA could have got
on the shawl if the police gave it to the suspect to see his reaction,
to see whether he flinched to give himself away.

Posted by: Decaf

So he was bleeding and/or ejaculating at the time?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 19, 2019 02:08 PM (P1AAi)

99 94 I kinda figures that Jack the Ripper and the guy behind the Grassy Knoll were the same person, walking across time and never aging. At least that was the movie script I'm pushing.
Posted by: Marcus T

there can be only one

Posted by: The Highlander at March 19, 2019 02:08 PM (FZYNt)

100 So, Donald Trump did it then, well, didn't do it, but he didn't come out against serial maniacs from the late 1800's, so obviously it's his fault.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2019 02:08 PM (37IEG)

101 I find it fascinating that this has resurfaced. Back in 2014 when this guys's book and evidence came to light, I read up on his theory, and weirdly a lot of the evidence and timing made sense. It is not a bad theory. But All The Correct People hastily rushed to condemn it, and say that they refused to believe he was the killer, BECAUSE he was Jewish, and indulging the theory would bring about a rise in antisemitism. Or because he was an immigrant, that would lead to a rise in anti-immigrant sentiment.

So at least in my literary/Ripperologist circles, they refused to accept it and memory holed it. Nevermind science and possible facts, we will kill any theories inconvenient to our narrative that it cannot be this guy.

No, I am not kidding you.

If someone needs Ripper to sort out in their twisted, racist pea brains that Jews are responsible for all the evil in the world, they belong in the same asylum Kominski was thrown in.

*side eyes the new antisemitic DNC*

Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2019 02:08 PM (hvf9s)

102 I have a hard time believing the murders were done by someone who was insane. They seem too precise to not be planned, especially in the case of the Eddowes murder where there was only a ~10 minute window in which to commit the crime. It is possible that a mad man could just be extremely lucky, benefiting from a police force that was both inexperienced with this type of crime and kinda incompetent at the higher levels.

...And then you have the Mary Kelly murder, which belies everything I just said.

Posted by: Kris at March 19, 2019 02:08 PM (OyyDO)

103 The thing is, this isn't even DNA. It's actually the RNA that is passed down the matriarchal line of a family which means it is less precise. Which means anyone who had this RNA could have done it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2019 02:08 PM (/snPg)

104 I haven't read the link, just this morning's NY Post story, but I recall from a 2014-era documentary that the shawl was taken by one of the cops and stored by the family after so it's not like it had a note pinned to it found at a garage boot sale.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 19, 2019 02:08 PM (Dh1wo)

105 >>>81 I already speculated about this earlier today. The DNA could have got on the shawl if the police gave it to the suspect to see his reaction, to see whether he flinched to give himself away.

I don't know, but I'm going to guess that this kind of gambit wasn't invented until later.

I have no citation except for this John Mulaney bit about police in the 1930s:

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/h2twnb/john-mulaney---

crime-in-the-1930s

(delete the spaces -- worth a watch!)

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 02:09 PM (PbpT7)

106 Oh sure, blame the Polak.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 02:09 PM (VpIIl)

107 He did a lot more than flinch if he got his semen on it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 02:07 PM (6b1dn)

A flinch in a pinch and you'll grow an inch--it's a synch.

Posted by: MSM at March 19, 2019 02:09 PM (NFEMn)

108 Still, good to know that 130 years later that the Ripper isn't likely to start up again.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 19, 2019 02:03 PM (81OU+)


The Kolchak episode The Ripper begs to differ

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2019 02:09 PM (OLCnA)

109 >>That article was fascinating because it turns out just being in a
room with an object could result in your DNA ending up on an object you
never touched.

My mission now is to figure out how to get into the same room with Kate Upton.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2019 02:07 PM (/tuJf)


In space, no one can hear you scream, "O, O, O . . . . O"

Posted by: Space Herpes at March 19, 2019 02:09 PM (t6MX/)

110 >>>The thing is, this isn't even DNA. It's actually the RNA that is passed down the matriarchal line of a family which means it is less precise.

I think you mean it's the mitochondrial DNA.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 02:10 PM (PbpT7)

111 It's all about the golden guineas, baby!

Posted by: rep. ilhan omar at March 19, 2019 02:10 PM (Dh1wo)

112 Hell no! It was two white guys in MAGA hats!

Posted by: Jussie Smollett at March 19, 2019 02:10 PM (7HtZB)

113 Aaron the Clipper was Jack the Ripper.
Posted by: Flatville Bill at March 19, 2019 01:56 PM (rJN3l)
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The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle.

Posted by: Axeman at March 19, 2019 02:10 PM (vDqXW)

114 Ain't this guy the tight end for the Pats?

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at March 19, 2019 02:10 PM (Jj+59)

115 So, wait, we are suggesting that the cops may have handed the shawl to this guy to get a reaction, and he accidentally got his spunk on it from that?

Posted by: blaster at March 19, 2019 02:10 PM (9VeU0)

116
Oh sure, blame the Polak.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 02:09 PM (VpIIl)

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Easy there killer. This gets kinda sciencey.... so .... if you get lost, we'll help you sound out the big words.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 02:10 PM (8XRCm)

117 If he was an illegal immigrant, he's allowed to kill anyone he likes.

Posted by: Tawdry Prole at March 19, 2019 02:11 PM (bM37c)

118 "Portuguese is indecipherable."

They've been working on it for years, but still no one knows what it means.

Posted by: Chris M at March 19, 2019 02:11 PM (eAZVt)

119 Hmm, my investigation shouldn't last more than forty years. But, then again, we're no Scotland Yard!

Posted by: Robert Mueller, Republican at March 19, 2019 02:11 PM (mhs6e)

120 I take it youve never seen the Star Trek TOS "The Wolf in the Fold" episode??

I'm sure I have but I've seen a naked woman so I don't have the episode names memorized.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 19, 2019 02:11 PM (81OU+)

121 Those Victorian serial killers--some of them were good people....

Posted by: Trump, as quoted by the MSM at March 19, 2019 02:11 PM (NFEMn)

122 I am fascinated at the fascination of so many people of this case so long ago. Human nature hates a mystery.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2019 02:12 PM (r+sAi)

123 The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle.
------------
Flagon with the dragon

*KeK*

Posted by: Pepe at March 19, 2019 02:12 PM (UkFGX)

124 Ace, probably since going from memory.

And I must leave now since work and all that.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2019 02:12 PM (/snPg)

125 In the back of my mind I have a story idea where a freelance journalist somehow gets a device that somehow gives him view-only time travel...he doesn't travel through time, but he can set the device to give him perhaps the equivalent of an invisible security camera to view the past. He then writes about "what really happened" in the past, and the social issues that follow.

To wit, is society really better served knowing absolutely what happened, or do we get a charge out of the unknown and the endless theories that try to explain it?

Just a thought. Too heavy for a Tuesday afternoon, I think.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at March 19, 2019 02:12 PM (PFy0L)

Posted by: Aaron Hernandez at March 19, 2019 02:12 PM (FZYNt)

127 Oh, come on. She was a whore and he was a client therefore semen but it does not mean he was the killer. The killer probably wore gloves and left no DNA.

Posted by: Decaf at March 19, 2019 02:12 PM (PUz4C)

128 We should test Trump's DNA just to.make sure it's not him.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 19, 2019 02:12 PM (VBgjk)

129

Mr Kamikaze
Mr DNA
He's an altruistic pervert
Mr DNA
Mr Kamikaze
Here to spread some genes

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2019 02:12 PM (aKsyK)

130 I kinda figures that Jack the Ripper and the guy behind the Grassy Knoll were the same person, walking across time and never aging. At least that was the movie script I'm pushing.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 02:07 PM (VpIIl)


Does he know anything about Hoffa's whereabouts or who kidnapped the Lindberg baby?

Posted by: Hercules Perot at March 19, 2019 02:12 PM (vqIkG)

131 sigh

Posted by: Vince Foster at March 19, 2019 02:12 PM (PbpT7)

132 108 Still, good to know that 130 years later that the Ripper isn't likely to start up again.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 19, 2019 02:03 PM (81OU+)


The Kolchak episode The Ripper begs to differ
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2019 02:09 PM (OLCnA)

One of my favorite short horror stories is "Yours Truly, Jack The Ripper" by Robert Bloch, about the Ripper killings being sacrifices to keep him alive through the years

Posted by: josephistan at March 19, 2019 02:12 PM (7HtZB)

133 I kinda figures that Jack the Ripper and the guy behind the Grassy Knoll were the same person, walking across time and never aging. At least that was the movie script I'm pushing.
Posted by: Marcus T
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He probably admired Trump, because, of course.

Posted by: NYT Editorial Board at March 19, 2019 02:12 PM (xSo9G)

134 Was Jack the Ripper seen wearing a red MAGA derby? Or a red MAGA top hat?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 19, 2019 02:13 PM (NFEMn)

135 Not conclusive, of course, but highly suggestive, as a number of other factors pointed to Kominski, who has long been suspected of being Jack the Ripper.

Yeah he's definitely on the short list and it wouldn't be exactly shocking if he was the ripper.

It's actually the RNA that is passed down the matriarchal line of a family which means it is less precise. Which means anyone who had this RNA could have done it.

Also correct, it could have been a cousin or something, which muddles the waters, but would be awfully bizarre for someone ELSE in the close family to also be a murderous freak.

But I mean, the shawl was at the scene, but there's nothing to date when or how it got there or if its even remotely connected to the killer. I'm sure there was lots of stuff at the scene like horse droppings and leaves as well.

I have a hard time believing the murders were done by someone who was insane.

They were a weird mix of carefully planned and hastily done. And they were done in a really bold way, in the street with cops all over the place on the lookout. Plus, really insane people can have areas of incredible clarity and focus, sort of a revers autism.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 02:13 PM (39g3+)

136 101 I find it fascinating that this has resurfaced. Back in 2014 when this guys's book and evidence came to light, I read up on his theory, and weirdly a lot of the evidence and timing made sense. It is not a bad theory. But All The Correct People hastily rushed to condemn it, and say that they refused to believe he was the killer, BECAUSE he was Jewish, and indulging the theory would bring about a rise in antisemitism. Or because he was an immigrant, that would lead to a rise in anti-immigrant sentiment. "

I remember seeing that at the time too, and I thought "hey the guy made a pretty good case for the butcher being the killer." One of the points was, who could walk around the city streets in a bloody leather apron and not attract any notice? A butcher, obviously. Also, much has been made of the obvious fact that the guy was very handy with his carving tools, leading people to speculate the killer was a doctor, but who's even more skilled at that kind of thing than a doctor? Duh, the butcher.

I suspect some people are disappointed because it's kind of an "oh, I guess the butler really DID do it" kind of solution to the puzzle.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2019 02:13 PM (Kpl3J)

137 Back then the cops dialogue would be:


Cops: "We know it was you Kominsky, we have your DNA!"

Kominsky: "My- what?"

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 02:13 PM (VpIIl)

138 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 19, 2019 02:14 PM (uopCm)

139 >>> Still, good to know that 130 years later that the Ripper isn't likely to start up again. Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 19, 2019 02:03 PM (81OU+)

You have not checked out time traveling Jack the Ripper books or shows, I see...

Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2019 02:14 PM (hvf9s)

140
It Turns Out It's Aaron Kominski, a Lunatic Barber Long Suspected of Being the Killer



Sure, blame on a poor immigrant working hard to turn his life around

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 19, 2019 02:14 PM (TAmPV)

141 Jack The Ripper tried to hang me.

Posted by: Some Guy Named Jussie in 1888 at March 19, 2019 02:14 PM (VBgjk)

142 Ever since The Phantom of Heibronn, I'm somewhat skeptical of DNA tests. It's a great story of a "serial killer" that never existed: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_of_Heilbronn
It's an example of the "Paradox of Unanimity" - when a large group of people agree to something and the data is TOO consistent, it's more likely that the concensus is wrong. You know, like climate change. :-)

Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at March 19, 2019 02:14 PM (LDV7V)

143 Well its pretty clear all the hookers at the time only had one john a night and showered extensively 3 times daily.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2019 02:15 PM (r+sAi)

144 I have a hard time believing the murders were done by someone who was insane."

That's a really weird statement, since I have an even harder time believing they were done by anyone who was sane.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2019 02:15 PM (Kpl3J)

145 I find this way more believable than Patricia Cornwall's sensationalistic bullshit, which included destroying a Walter Sickert painting on the off chance she could glean some DNA from it.

Posted by: Geoff Flakey at March 19, 2019 02:15 PM (pPQeR)

146 He did a lot more than flinch if he got his semen on it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 02:07 PM (6b1dn)

Well, it was a sexy shawl.

Posted by: Lt. Gov. Fairfax at March 19, 2019 02:15 PM (t6MX/)

147 If the glove don't fit, you must acquit.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 02:15 PM (VpIIl)

148 143 Well its pretty clear all the hookers at the time only had one john a night and showered extensively 3 times daily.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

maybe they steamed their clam as well

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at March 19, 2019 02:15 PM (FZYNt)

149
Why yes. We have a lovely brunette lass here at the station that helps with filing and such. She's going to give you a handsy, Aaron, just to help you relax during you questioning.

Posted by: Corrupt Limey Cops at March 19, 2019 02:15 PM (8XRCm)

150 So it was a Polish male hairdresser, in a London ghetto with a knife.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 19, 2019 02:16 PM (P1AAi)

151 139 >>> Still, good to know that 130 years later that the Ripper isn't likely to start up again. Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 19, 2019 02:03 PM (81OU+)

You have not checked out time traveling Jack the Ripper books or shows, I see...

Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2019 02:14 PM (hvf9s)

It's Scotty! Scotty is Jack the Ripper!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2019 02:16 PM (Kpl3J)

152
Okay, but I'll be more impressed when "DNA" figures out who Mr Hyde/Dr Jeckyll really was.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 19, 2019 02:16 PM (QuTMi)

153 The only real conclusion to be made from the DNA is that this dude has more Native American DNA than Lizzie W.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 19, 2019 02:16 PM (m45I2)

154 Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack the loonie shaved em with dick.................it's a fair cop guv,Shawl-shanked redeemer in the loonie bin seems fair.Though ya must admit,ya could acquit it was a close shave...

Posted by: saf at March 19, 2019 02:16 PM (5IHGB)

155 Ever since The Phantom of Heibronn, I'm somewhat skeptical of DNA tests.

I'm especially not fond of how easy it is to collect and keep, not just physically, but legally. They can get your DNA from any of a host of possibilities, and keep it on file for eternity. I like the cops being able to bust bad guys, but its a constant battle to just stop them from using the most easy and readily available solution no matter how badly it tramples on your rights.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 02:16 PM (39g3+)

156 Ever seen photos of the victims of Jack the Ripper?

Hell, the autopsy photos don't even make it clear if they ar male or female. That's how bad the bodies were butchered.

Oh, and years ago when I was visiting London did a Jack the Ripper tour at night. Interesting and creepy. Cool thing though was halfway through the tour took a break at a pub and had some brews.

Posted by: HH at March 19, 2019 02:16 PM (mIJBI)

157 that crap about the murders being carefully planned or done with "precision" is all bullshit. FBI profiler John Douglas says that's all crap. He was a disorganized killer who did little to no planning and made no efforts to hide the bodies. He was a "blitz" killer, someone whose method of killing was just to rush up to you, knock you down, and cut your throat when you were on the ground.

This stuff about him being skillful and calculated is all lore and mythology mostly from fiction or semifiction "theories" like Steven Knight's Jack the Ripper, The Final Solution.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 02:17 PM (PbpT7)

158 Clearly, Jack The Ripper could only be Donald Trump.

Posted by: Bob Mueller at March 19, 2019 02:17 PM (oVJmc)

159 I'll bite, when least expected.

Posted by: Chompers the Ripper at March 19, 2019 02:17 PM (vtcmf)

160 41
The shawl was bought at an auction?!?!?!?



Great provenance, huh?



If it had been kept in police custody all these years, yeah, maybe.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 19, 2019 02:00 PM (uDcBt)

Sounds legit.

Posted by: FBI at March 19, 2019 02:17 PM (t6MX/)

161 >>> but who's even more skilled at that kind of thing than a doctor? Duh, the butcher. I suspect some people are disappointed because it's kind of an "oh, I guess the butler really DID do it" kind of solution to the puzzle.

Definitely not as sexy as the "it's a huge royal and governmental coverup!!" idea. But on rare occasions, truth is more boring than fiction.

Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2019 02:17 PM (hvf9s)

162
remember the cartoon THE INSPECTOR?

remember the episode when the magic words were "Biggy Wiggy!" and the other guy would turn into the Mr Hyde MONSTER?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 19, 2019 02:18 PM (QuTMi)

163 3 murders and he's the most famous serial killer? Kinda JV compared to Bundy and the like.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 19, 2019 02:18 PM (VBgjk)

164 Ever seen photos of the victims of Jack the Ripper?

Hell, the autopsy photos don't even make it clear if they ar male or female. That's how bad the bodies were butchered.



Some were virtually skinned. Not pretty stuff.

Posted by: Bob Mueller at March 19, 2019 02:18 PM (oVJmc)

165 Was he supplying Mrs. Lovett for her meat pie operation?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 02:18 PM (NWiLs)

166 >>>
Oh, and years ago when I was visiting London did a Jack the Ripper tour at night. Interesting and creepy. Cool thing though was halfway through the tour took a break at a pub and had some brews.

I wanted to do that when I was there but the skies opened up and poured like I've hardly seen anywhere outside of a hurricane. Instead, I went to this kinda-silly museum of London's horrors, like the various torture and execution devices used in the middle ages. It was meh. I really wanted to do the Ripper tour.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 02:18 PM (PbpT7)

167 I'm especially not fond of how easy it is to collect and keep, not just physically, but legally. They can get your DNA from any of a host of possibilities, and keep it on file for eternity.
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Try 23 and me now - here's a 15% discount coupon. It's fun!

Posted by: 23 and me at March 19, 2019 02:18 PM (Fcwjq)

168 To solve the mystery, one has to apply Occam's razor.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 19, 2019 02:18 PM (m45I2)

169
Some were virtually skinned.


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Virtually?

or Literally ???

Posted by: Grammar Nazis at March 19, 2019 02:19 PM (8XRCm)

170 that crap about the murders being carefully planned or done with "precision" is all bullshit. FBI profiler John Douglas says that's all crap.

Oh, some of them were. It was a weird mix. Sometimes it was just in the middle of the street mad dash, sometimes it was in a room or a closed off courtyard hidden away and extra time was taken carefully placing and arranging things. That's what has led some to think there might have been more than one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 02:19 PM (39g3+)

171 What's all this I hear about lunatic Berbers?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 19, 2019 02:19 PM (Boy/L)

172
Wait!

So you're saying jackstraw is the ripper?

Posted by: Trailer Park Boys at March 19, 2019 02:19 PM (GEhPL)

173 Ewegottabefukkinkiddinme.
http://tinyurl.com/y4wlgctv

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at March 19, 2019 02:19 PM (0v57o)

174 But we'll never know the motivation for the Vegas shooter.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 02:19 PM (oVJmc)

175 >>>163 3 murders and he's the most famous serial killer? Kinda JV compared to Bundy and the like.

5 "canonical" murders but there are a lot of murders which are kinda-sorta similar that might be Ripper victims. I think there's a list of 16 more possible Ripper killings.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 02:19 PM (PbpT7)

176 DIdn't he actually carve some of their faces off? I remember seeing a Mary Kelly photo or someone years ago to that effect.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 02:19 PM (VpIIl)

177 76

The Vorlons grabbed Jack a long time ago.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2019 02:05 PM (aKsyK)

A+ reference.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at March 19, 2019 02:20 PM (LquEv)

178 Also correct, it could have been a cousin or something, which muddles the waters, but would be awfully bizarre for someone ELSE in the close family to also be a murderous freak.



The odds, being THAT astronomical, would be enough to get him convicted in court.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 02:20 PM (21UM+)

179 174 But we'll never know the motivation for the Vegas shooter.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

What shooting?

Posted by: Las Vegas Dept of Tourism at March 19, 2019 02:20 PM (FZYNt)

180 It's actually the RNA that is passed down the matriarchal line of a family which means it is less precise. Which means anyone who had this RNA could have done it.

Also correct, it could have been a cousin or something, which muddles the waters, but would be awfully bizarre for someone ELSE in the close family to also be a murderous freak.

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I remember seeing some true crime show that had two brothers, one a tranny who killed two women, and the other one killed his wife in a bizarre nut job fashion.

Posted by: josephistan at March 19, 2019 02:20 PM (7HtZB)

181 DIdn't he actually carve some of their faces off? I remember seeing a Mary Kelly photo or someone years ago to that effect.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 02:19 PM (VpIIl)

Yes, he completely mutilated her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2019 02:20 PM (OLCnA)

182 175


Was it 5? I always thought it was 3.

Posted by: Some Guy Named Jussie in 1888 at March 19, 2019 02:20 PM (VBgjk)

183 "The also found electrolytes an Pink Himalayan Salt.

Pink Himalayan Salt, its got what plants crave!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 02:01 PM (39g3+)"

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Some time ago I bought a jar of Pink Himalayan Salt and when I got it home noticed that it said product of South Africa. I had a good laugh over that.

Posted by: Decaf at March 19, 2019 02:20 PM (PUz4C)

184 132 108 Still, good to know that 130 years later that the Ripper isn't likely to start up again.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 19, 2019 02:03 PM (81OU+)


The Kolchak episode The Ripper begs to differ
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2019 02:09 PM (OLCnA)

One of my favorite short horror stories is "Yours Truly, Jack The Ripper" by Robert Bloch, about the Ripper killings being sacrifices to keep him alive through the years
Posted by: josephistan at March 19, 2019 02:12 PM (7HtZB)

A very controversial but very good Ripper novel is "The Last Sherlock Holmes Story". Another good one is "The Whitechapel Horrors", also a Sherlock Holmes novel.

Posted by: Kris at March 19, 2019 02:21 PM (OyyDO)

185 I say it was a cop who was acting as their pimp and when they shorted him that was the end.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2019 02:21 PM (r+sAi)

186 >>>Was it 5? I always thought it was 3.


nope, 5.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 02:21 PM (PbpT7)

187 Jack the Ripper was Donald Trump. Vladimir Putin has video of the killings and is using it to control Trump.

Trump liked to dress the prostitutes up like Michelle Obama or Hillary Clinton or Debbie Wasserman-Schultz before he killed them because they are the most beautiful women in the world and sick perverts like Trump hate beautiful things.

If only someone would read this on the Internet, put it in a dossier and give it to my husband Bruce.

Posted by: Anonymous Posting on CNN Internet Forum at March 19, 2019 02:21 PM (DuAZ5)

188 Ever since I was a kid I thought, just from the names alone, that Jekyll should be the bad guy and Hyde the normal one. Seems I was wrong.

'Jekyll" just sounds more ominous doesn't it?

Posted by: Muldoon at March 19, 2019 02:21 PM (m45I2)

189 179 174 But we'll never know the motivation for the Vegas shooter.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

What shooting?

Posted by: Las Vegas Dept of Tourism at March 19, 2019 02:20 PM (FZYNt)


Of course! That's what I meant!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 02:21 PM (oVJmc)

190 Little-known fact: Jack the Ripper also goes by the names Redjac and Beratis.
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It's a hunger that never dies!

Kelsa!
Beratis!
Redjac!

Posted by: Sybo at March 19, 2019 02:21 PM (vg8iE)

191

But Madame Touseau's WAX MUSEUM with real corpses is real, right?
Or is that a TV thing?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 19, 2019 02:21 PM (QuTMi)

192 173 Ewegottabefukkinkiddinme.
http://tinyurl.com/y4wlgctv
Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at March 19, 2019 02:19 PM (0v57o)

Befuddles me why they select these effete cocksuckers as their objects of worship.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 02:21 PM (NWiLs)

193 No, not a sponge; a shawl. Try to keep up!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 19, 2019 02:22 PM (Dh1wo)

194 It couldn't be Trump unless the hookers peed on the bed first.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 02:22 PM (oVJmc)

195 Some were virtually skinned.


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Virtually?

or Literally ???
Posted by: Grammar Nazis


Indubitably!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 02:22 PM (21UM+)

196 Off 1888 Jussie Sock

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 19, 2019 02:22 PM (VBgjk)

197 Little-known fact: Jack the Ripper also goes by the names Redjac and Beratis.


And he sounds like Piglet!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 02:22 PM (oVJmc)

198 >>This stuff about him being skillful and calculated is all lore and mythology mostly from fiction or semifiction "theories" like Steven Knight's Jack the Ripper, The Final Solution. Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 02:17 PM (PbpT7)

That was my question. I suspected it might be hyperbole meant to pique interest/outrage, but this seems to confirm it.

Posted by: Zod at March 19, 2019 02:22 PM (Bdeb0)

199 >>>190 Little-known fact: Jack the Ripper also goes by the names Redjac and Beratis.
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It's a hunger that never dies!

Kelsa!
Beratis!
Redjac!

...

is this still that Star Trek episode where Scotty goes all homicidal?

If so, it's another example of Jay Leno's Star Trek bit: They always give you two you know, one you don't know.

Hitler... Napoleon... T'Chai of Rigel V...

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 02:22 PM (PbpT7)

200
Yeah, "jeckyl" sounds more menacing. Hyde sounds serene and normal.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 19, 2019 02:23 PM (QuTMi)

201 Shawls covered with blood and jizz. I think you can get those out of vending machines in Japan.

Posted by: Jolo at March 19, 2019 02:23 PM (WrMOC)

202 Jack Tripper.

"Come and knock on my door..."

Posted by: Zod at March 19, 2019 02:23 PM (Bdeb0)

203 'Twas easy to extract a bit of seed from this animalistic vagabond and place it upon the shawl.

In Ordo Templi Orientis

Posted by: William Gull at March 19, 2019 02:23 PM (oZ6kz)

204 5 "canonical" murders but there are a lot of murders which are kinda-sorta similar that might be Ripper victims. I think there's a list of 16 more possible Ripper killings.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 02:19 PM (PbpT7)



Wikipedia says 11 killings that ended in 1891, the year that Kominski was locked up

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2019 02:23 PM (OLCnA)

205 >>>188 Ever since I was a kid I thought, just from the names alone, that Jekyll should be the bad guy and Hyde the normal one. Seems I was wrong.

'Jekyll" just sounds more ominous doesn't it?

...

I'm sure this will shock people but I can't finish that very short book.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 02:24 PM (PbpT7)

206 >>> 3 murders and he's the most famous serial killer? Kinda JV compared to Bundy and the like.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 19, 2019 02:18 PM (VBgjk)

It's the rule of becoming a a legend: be first, be best, or be the most prolific. He was one of the first major serial killers in an era when the modern city was ramping up, and it sent the Victorians into a panic.

I am still so disappointed in Sherlock Holmes for never solving the crime. Was he busy grappling with Moriarty or something? And no not in a JK Rowling way.

Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2019 02:24 PM (hvf9s)

207 Where the mishes are xers and xers and xis, Three's Comptranny too!

Posted by: Space Herpes, we'll be here all night at March 19, 2019 02:24 PM (4AeKb)

208 188 Ever since I was a kid I thought, just from the names alone, that Jekyll should be the bad guy and Hyde the normal one. Seems I was wrong.

'Jekyll" just sounds more ominous doesn't it?
Posted by: Muldoon at March 19, 2019 02:21 PM (m45I2)

Hmmmmmm

Posted by: Heckle looks at Jekyll suspiciously at March 19, 2019 02:24 PM (NgKpN)

209 don't spoil the ending for me!!! I want to figure out who Hyde is for myself!!!

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 02:24 PM (PbpT7)

210 Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 02:18 PM (PbpT

Heh, visited that one also when I was there. Learned what "Drawn and Quarted" was all about...

Posted by: HH at March 19, 2019 02:24 PM (mIJBI)

211 The five most famous ones are the well known but its very likely there were many other, earlier ones. Lots of prostitutes got dead in those days, in bad ways.

I have on my list of "maybe write some time" a Sherlock HOlmes story where he solves the ripper killings, but the cops don't want to listen to him, and since the killer is dead by that point, he just refuses to help them any more or tell anyone except Watson. It fits his personality (he did something similar several times in stories) and there's just no way in hell he wouldn't have been involved, since it was in his active years.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 02:24 PM (39g3+)

212
You guys are thinking of the Star Wars episode when Kirk falls in love with that immortal guy's robot girl.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 19, 2019 02:24 PM (QuTMi)

213 is this still that Star Trek episode where Scotty goes all homicidal?

If so, it's another example of Jay Leno's Star Trek bit: They always give you two you know, one you don't know.

Hitler... Napoleon... T'Chai of Rigel V...
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 02:22 PM (PbpT7)

Is that the one where Scotty repeatedly says "I can't remember Cap'n, " sounding all Scottish?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 19, 2019 02:25 PM (JgA4k)

214 So this Jack the Ripper guy had a horse cock and slayed mish. What's the crime again?

Posted by: literally serious at March 19, 2019 02:25 PM (tRLIC)

215

The Brits have a habit of hammering out the same topics with many different flavors. Prides and Prejudices, Sherlock Holmes, James Bond flicks and tons of Ripper or Jack the Ripper shows.

This should be good. New Jack the Ripper movies and shows where they actually find him, maybe...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 19, 2019 02:26 PM (vEIlU)

216 deport the Ripper back to Poland, it's not too late.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 19, 2019 02:26 PM (Cus5s)

217 I'm sorry for revealing the Mr. Hyde is really a sled, ace.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 02:26 PM (oZ6kz)

218
One of my favorite short horror stories is "Yours Truly, Jack The Ripper" by Robert Bloch, about the Ripper killings being sacrifices to keep him alive through the years
Posted by: josephistan at March 19, 2019 02:12 PM (7HtZB)


Yeah that was a good one

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2019 02:26 PM (OLCnA)

219 I'm sure this will shock people but I can't finish that very short book.


Don't bother-- Jekyll did it.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 02:26 PM (oVJmc)

220 180 It's actually the RNA that is passed down the matriarchal line of a family which means it is less precise. Which means anyone who had this RNA could have done it.

Also correct, it could have been a cousin or something, which muddles the waters, but would be awfully bizarre for someone ELSE in the close family to also be a murderous freak.

-----

I remember seeing some true crime show that had two brothers, one a tranny who killed two women, and the other one killed his wife in a bizarre nut job fashion.
Posted by: josephistan at March 19, 2019 02:20 PM (7HtZB)

Hadden Clark - he raped & killed a little girl, as well as a grown woman, and his brother Bradfield killed and ate his girlfriend.

Posted by: josephistan at March 19, 2019 02:26 PM (7HtZB)

221 I'm sure this will shock people but I can't finish that very short book.
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We all figured that the last chapter featuring a detailed how-to on home shelving was going to be a no go for you.

In fairness, it did get a bit tedious they way it went on and on about leveling.

Posted by: home improvement morons know at March 19, 2019 02:26 PM (GzxY8)

222 Since people didn't know to protect against dna back then, I think the researchers idea was sound to follow, but I don't think the potential for cross contamination on a hooker can be gotten by.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2019 02:27 PM (r+sAi)

223 >>> What's all this I hear about lunatic Berbers?

'E stole my gig!

Posted by: Sweeney Todd at March 19, 2019 02:27 PM (hvf9s)

224 I'm sure this will shock people but I can't finish that very short book.

This is painful for me to admit, as Robert Louis Stevenson is one of my all time favorite authors, but... its not really that good a story. Great setup and concept, great idea, but he tells it very slowly over a long period of time when its a short story at most.

Another one of my favorite authors Loren Estleman did a pastiche where Sherlock Holmes solves the case but because the tale takes literally years to tell, Holmes has to be involved in odd times, get nowhere, put it aside, get back to it later... and its incredibly unsatisfying and disappointing.

Read The Tale of the Sanguinary Count (Sherlock Holmes vs Dracula) instead. Great book.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 02:27 PM (39g3+)

225 The biggest problem with this is that... nobody knows if the blood on the shawl belongs to the killer or not. Its just blood from an unknown donor at the scene. As sloppy as the police were with this case, one of THEM might have dropped it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

So it's blood remains. Why would blood be incidental to a prior meeting between a tradesman and a prostitute? And on a shawl?


Even if there was 'contamination', would that result in a match, or in a muddled result?

Supposedly what they tested matched a descendant.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 19, 2019 02:27 PM (6rX0K)

226 I don't know a whole lot about gene testing but a reasonably close match on a strong suspect would seem to make misidentification a stretch.

Posted by: Someguy at March 19, 2019 02:27 PM (dy5uS)

227 Let's rip this whore, Pooh!

Posted by: piglet at March 19, 2019 02:27 PM (Dh1wo)

228
don't spoil the ending for me!!! I want to figure out who Hyde is for myself!!!
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 02:24 PM (PbpT7)

----

Well watch "The Mummy" then, the one with Tom Cruise in it.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 02:28 PM (8XRCm)

229 so that shawl was inspiration for the Metallica album cover?

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 19, 2019 02:28 PM (FZYNt)

230 The Brits have a habit of hammering out the same topics with many different flavors. Prides and Prejudices, Sherlock Holmes, James Bond flicks and tons of Ripper or Jack the Ripper shows.

This should be good. New Jack the Ripper movies and shows where they actually find him, maybe...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette


They'll never find him.

Pssssst. He's hiding on Oak Island.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 02:28 PM (21UM+)

231 Write it, Chris Taylor! I'd love to see your take.

Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2019 02:28 PM (hvf9s)

232 I watched an episode of Ripper Street yesterday. It's one of the darker series around.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 19, 2019 02:28 PM (JgA4k)

233
Wasn't one of the rumors that he started killing the prostitutes because he caught a disease from them? Maybe Jack had spotted dick and that sent him off the deep end

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2019 02:30 PM (OLCnA)

234 So the fact that the Ripper cut them to pieces adds a whole new layer of meaning to "Shave and a haircut...to bits!"

Posted by: Muldoon at March 19, 2019 02:30 PM (m45I2)

235 I remember seeing some true crime show that had two brothers, one a tranny who killed two women, and the other one killed his wife in a bizarre nut job fashion.

Yeah it happens, whole families go weird at once. But its not very good odds.

Stephen Hunter (author of the Swaggert Shooter books) wrote a Jack the Ripper novel that is pretty interesting and involved, and has a great mystery and twist on the concept but the biggest problem is that much of the book is written from the perspective OF the ripper and its so gruesome and horrific its very, very difficult to read. He's more graphic than you would imagine was possible. Plus the final revelation by that point is so blatantly obvious that you're wondering how the protagonist could possibly be so dull witted and blind

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 02:30 PM (39g3+)

236 Jews are rarely serial killers. We prefer to slowly kill a man by attacking his credit score.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 02:30 PM (oZ6kz)

237 Shave and a haircut...to bits!"
Posted by: Muldoon at March 19, 2019 02:30 PM (m45I2)

----

The man. He never disappoints.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 02:30 PM (8XRCm)

238 i checked out of Jekyll and Hyde when after like seventy pages the only "crimes" Hyde had committed was being rude to someone who called out to him and rushing past a woman on the street with a force so great as to knock her from her feet.

What the fuck? Okay, dick move, but I'm not on the edge of my seat waiting for this villain to be unmasked.

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 02:30 PM (PbpT7)

239 The "Yours Truly, Jack The Ripper" episode of the old Boris Karloff series Thriller

https://youtu.be/CtILSL5bDsY

Posted by: josephistan at March 19, 2019 02:30 PM (7HtZB)

240 181 DIdn't he actually carve some of their faces off? I remember seeing a Mary Kelly photo or someone years ago to that effect.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 02:19 PM (VpIIl)

Yes, he completely mutilated her
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2019 02:20 PM (OLCnA)

The Mary Kelly photo is one of those times you're glad they didn't have color photography yet. With her, he took his time. He enjoyed it. And in the picture her eyes are open staring at you. Yeesh.

Posted by: Kris at March 19, 2019 02:31 PM (OyyDO)

241 >>>This stuff about him being skillful and calculated is all lore and mythology

As a barber, he probably had some nice sharp blades.. "Look at how the murder weapon cut the victim like butter" becomes "this is the precision scalpel cut of a master surgeon!"

Posted by: wooga at March 19, 2019 02:31 PM (5CvBx)

242 Will Thomas had (SPOILER):


identified AK as the ripper in one of his Barker novels. Thomas wrote at the end that AK was also thought to have been the killer by one of the detectives investigating.

Posted by: LR at March 19, 2019 02:31 PM (/FSsZ)

243 Let's rip this whore, Pooh!
Posted by: piglet

Posted by: Reason#698 why the Horde is going to Hell at March 19, 2019 02:31 PM (6rX0K)

244 Like for seventy pages, people are yapping, "And I called out to him, 'Sir, do you have the time?' and he totally ignored me! But he ignored me with such an animalistic viciousness that I shall not soon forget the feral rudeness etched upon his face!!"

lol get fucked

when do the murders start

Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 02:32 PM (PbpT7)

245 Ace you don't get it. He SMIRKED at them.

The fiend.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 02:32 PM (oZ6kz)

246 Alaska did it?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 02:32 PM (oVJmc)

247 There are quite a number of problems with this:

1. It's not new. It was published and publicized in 2014. It's making the rounds again because yesterday it was published in a peer-reviewed scientific journal. Well, the peers reviewed it and they say it's rubbish.

2. Back in 2014 the evidence got the inevitable Discovery Channel special. Just as every few years there's some "blockbuster" new evidence claiming to have found Amelia Earhart, so it goes with the Ripper case.

3. Mitochondrial DNA is matrilineal, meaning it's passed down through the female line. The suspect, Kosminski, couldn't have passed down any MtDNA to compare the shawl with. Because, you know, being a man and all.

4. The shawl has been hopelessly compromised by being handled and examined by laymen who don't realize proper procedures for protecting DNA testing material. It was even held bare-handed by the relatives whose DNA they were supposed to be comparing it against!

5. There are a couple of psychological insights against Kosminski being the killer. He was undoubtedly a very sick man, but that doesn't necessarily a serial killer make. Statistically he would be younger than most male serial killers. The average age of first kill is 28. Kosminiski was 23. Also a pathology as severe as the Ripper's becomes addicted to the thrill and the power of killing. They don't just stop. If it was Kosminski that means he went two years without committing a murder until he was institutionalized in 1891? Unlikely.

I'm not saying it wasn't Kosminski, only that I think it's unlikely and this "new" DNA evidence is complete shit. In my opinion it was a some itinerant East End laborer unknown to history. He'll never be known because he probably lived and died in complete obscurity.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at March 19, 2019 02:32 PM (3ufaJ)

248 I heard Beto did them.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 19, 2019 02:32 PM (+fPHo)

249 Write it, Chris Taylor! I'd love to see your take.

It would be a short story, Holmes would take about three hours to solve it. Seriously, the cops were godawful about this one.

I have written a Holmes short story already
http://tinyurl.com/yyb2am4v

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 02:33 PM (39g3+)

250 230 The Brits have a habit of hammering out the same topics with many different flavors. Prides and Prejudices, Sherlock Holmes, James Bond flicks and tons of Ripper or Jack the Ripper shows.

This should be good. New Jack the Ripper movies and shows where they actually find him, maybe...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

Betrays a certain lack of originality.

Does anyone else find it odd that baudy entertainment(Shakespeare, especially the ironic cross dressing bits) became regarded as high culture? In a few hundred years the same thing could happen with a pornhub series.

Posted by: Someguy at March 19, 2019 02:33 PM (dy5uS)

251 Mr Hyde is one of those characters that has been done better by successors.

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2019 02:33 PM (BXMxN)

252 244 Like for seventy pages, people are yapping, "And I called out to him, 'Sir, do you have the time?' and he totally ignored me! But he ignored me with such an animalistic viciousness that I shall not soon forget the feral rudeness etched upon his face!!"

lol get fucked

when do the murders start
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 02:32 PM (PbpT7)

Right after he puts on the MAGA hat, of course!

Posted by: Don Q at March 19, 2019 02:33 PM (NgKpN)

253
The Mary Kelly photo is one of those times you're glad they didn't have color photography yet. With her, he took his time. He enjoyed it. And in the picture her eyes are open staring at you. Yeesh.

Posted by: Kris
__________________

Wait!!!!!

jackstraw killed Megan Kelly?1/1!?!!?

Posted by: Trailer Park Boys at March 19, 2019 02:33 PM (GEhPL)

254 So much for my theory that Christopher Marlowe did it.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2019 02:33 PM (37IEG)

255

This guy could also be DB Cooper, for all I care.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 19, 2019 02:34 PM (QuTMi)

256 Well whoever did it, it was clearly Trump's fault.

Posted by: Space Herpes, we'll be here all night at March 19, 2019 02:34 PM (4AeKb)

257 I heard Beto did them.


He does have restless hands.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 02:34 PM (oVJmc)

258 Great, now I'm trying to stifle an uproarious laugh at my desk as I imagine the residents of the Hundred Acre Wood planning to kill some hookers.

Eeyore has his doubts they'll get away with it, but Tigger's got a spring in his step as he imagines her death mask.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 02:34 PM (oZ6kz)

259 216 deport the Ripper back to Poland, it's not too late.
__________________

Certainly it's too late! Illegal alien criminals can never be deported! It's international law! We decree it to be so!

Posted by: 9th Circuit Clown Show at March 19, 2019 02:34 PM (fqUgw)

260
To solve the mystery, one has to apply Occam's razor.
Posted by: Muldoon


Occam Soccam Robots

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2019 02:35 PM (aKsyK)

261 Conductor Betoven?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2019 02:35 PM (37IEG)

262 I liked Ripper Street. Set in Whitechapel in the years following the Ripper killings, as the police force was entering a new age of detection and techniques. Tense, moody and violent, well written, well acted. I recommend it, but not for the faint of heart.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 19, 2019 02:35 PM (m45I2)

263 Wasn't one of the rumors that he started killing the prostitutes because he caught a disease from them? Maybe Jack had spotted dick and that sent him off the deep end
Posted by: TheQuietMan


Syphilis or the clap, prior to penicillin would send you off the deep end.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 02:35 PM (21UM+)

264 257 I heard Beto did them.
_______________

While skateboarding!

Posted by: Robert Francis O'Rourke at March 19, 2019 02:35 PM (fqUgw)

265 Have they retconned Jack the Ripper to a tranny yet?

Posted by: blaster at March 19, 2019 01:57 PM (9VeU0)

The anime Case Closed did that for a "Sherlock Holmes meets the Ripper in a video game" movies 10 or 15 years ago.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 19, 2019 02:36 PM (uquGJ)

266 258 Great, now I'm trying to stifle an uproarious laugh at my desk as I imagine the residents of the Hundred Acre Wood planning to kill some hookers.

Eeyore has his doubts they'll get away with it, but Tigger's got a spring in his step as he imagines her death mask.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 02:34 PM (oZ6kz)

Its OK, Detective Owl is busy trying to figure out how many licks for a tootsie... pop.

Posted by: Don Q at March 19, 2019 02:36 PM (NgKpN)

267 Jekyll and Hyde isn't really a crime story but more introspective as I recall. It may also have been an analogy for alcohol, but its been a long time since I read it.

Posted by: Someguy at March 19, 2019 02:36 PM (dy5uS)

268 Hey, I was long dead at the time! That "reckoning in a little room" shit. You know, stabbed through the eye over the bar tab?

Posted by: Zombie Christopher Marlowe at March 19, 2019 02:36 PM (4AeKb)

269
Jack Ripper was in an episode of Babylon 5.
He was taken by aliens and rehabilitated, and made immortal.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 19, 2019 02:36 PM (QuTMi)

270 Conductor Betoven?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2019 02:35 PM (37IEG)


Roll over and tell Tchaikovsky the news

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2019 02:36 PM (OLCnA)

271 I liked Ripper Street. Set in Whitechapel in the years following the Ripper killings, as the police force was entering a new age of detection and techniques. Tense, moody and violent, well written, well acted. I recommend it, but not for the faint of heart.
Posted by: Muldoon


Agreed, though I think that they struggled in ending it.

Posted by: Reason#698 why the Horde is going to Hell at March 19, 2019 02:36 PM (6rX0K)

272 I would have just run the whores over with a car!

Posted by: Beta O'Rourke at March 19, 2019 02:36 PM (r+sAi)

273 101 I find it fascinating that this has resurfaced. Back in 2014 when this guys's book and evidence came to light, I read up on his theory, and weirdly a lot of the evidence and timing made sense. It is not a bad theory. But All The Correct People hastily rushed to condemn it, and say that they refused to believe he was the killer, BECAUSE he was Jewish, and indulging the theory would bring about a rise in antisemitism. Or because he was an immigrant, that would lead to a rise in anti-immigrant sentiment.

So at least in my literary/Ripperologist circles, they refused to accept it and memory holed it. Nevermind science and possible facts, we will kill any theories inconvenient to our narrative that it cannot be this guy.

No, I am not kidding you.

If someone needs Ripper to sort out in their twisted, racist pea brains that Jews are responsible for all the evil in the world, they belong in the same asylum Kominski was thrown in.

*side eyes the new antisemitic DNC*
Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2019 02:08 PM (hvf9s)

____________
Good Sir or Madam,

The reason the Jewish part is relevant isn't a some weather machine nonsense it's because as I noted in my memoirs the reason I couldn't prove Kominski did it was that the witness would not testify because he was also Jewish and did not want to carry the guilt of presenting evidence responsible for the execution of a fellow Jew.

Harrumph

Posted by: Sir Donald Sutherland Swanson at March 19, 2019 02:36 PM (wQMQx)

274 I liked Ripper Street. Set in Whitechapel in the years following the Ripper killings, as the police force was entering a new age of detection and techniques

Its an interesting fantasy but so dark and grim and awful and filled with betrayal, misery, and horror its just not my cup of tea. Plus, they are advancing too far, too fast, and the American is some kind of omnipotent god of all things which is a character that really grates on me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 02:37 PM (39g3+)

275 257
I heard Beto did them.





He does have restless hands.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 02:34 PM (oVJmc)

That's not restless. That's maniacal. Is he hopped up on goofballs or something?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 19, 2019 02:37 PM (t6MX/)

276 DB Cooper killed Amelia Earhart. Known fact.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2019 02:37 PM (r+sAi)

277 Those scags wouldn't give me a butt rub, so they had to die.

Posted by: Beto at March 19, 2019 02:38 PM (oZ6kz)

278 If only FDR had been there with his Tesla, he could have stopped all this.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2019 02:38 PM (37IEG)

279
The Frankenstein Chronicles, anyone?

How about that macabre tv series with Eva Green?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 19, 2019 02:38 PM (QuTMi)

280 Jekyll and Hyde isn't really a crime story but more introspective as I recall. It may also have been an analogy for alcohol, but its been a long time since I read it.

Its a morality tale about a man trying to separate his evil side from himself. But his evil side is small and not very impressive (literally, its dwarfish). And aside from being very nasty, it takes a very long time to do anything one would really consider especially criminal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 02:38 PM (39g3+)

281 190 It's a hunger that never dies!

Kelsa!
Beratis!
Redjac!


good thing i have an alibi.

Posted by: Bortus from the Orville at March 19, 2019 02:39 PM (sGtp+)

282 232 I watched an episode of Ripper Street yesterday. It's one of the darker series around.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 19, 2019 02:28 PM (JgA4k)

Good series, but the last season goes all to hell.

Posted by: Kris at March 19, 2019 02:39 PM (OyyDO)

283 Have we discussed Josie Canseco? Yep, Jose's daughter. Total smoke show with whom I would take long walks on the beach.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 19, 2019 02:39 PM (sjdRT)

284 the ripper did not bleed
he must be freed!

Posted by: Sir John Cockran, Esquire at March 19, 2019 02:39 PM (ufFY8)

285 The Frankenstein Chronicles, anyone?

Fantastic show. I hope that they do another season, though I doubt it.

Posted by: Reason#698 why the Horde is going to Hell at March 19, 2019 02:39 PM (6rX0K)

286 If only FDR had been there with his Tesla, he could have stopped all this.

"ackshually.... FDR was born years after the Ripper killings, and so you're wrong Trumptard!"
--Raimondo

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 02:39 PM (39g3+)

287 Posted by: Sir Donald Sutherland Swanson at March 19, 2019 02:36 PM (wQMQx)



What's with the negative waves?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2019 02:39 PM (OLCnA)

288 236
Jews are rarely serial killers. We prefer to slowly kill a man by attacking his credit score.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 02:30 PM (oZ6kz)

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 19, 2019 02:39 PM (t6MX/)

289 Muad'dib, is she juicing?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 02:39 PM (oZ6kz)

290 Great, now I'm trying to stifle an uproarious laugh at my desk as I imagine the residents of the Hundred Acre Wood planning to kill some hookers.

Eeyore has his doubts they'll get away with it, but Tigger's got a spring in his step as he imagines her death mask.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 02:34 PM (oZ6kz)

--------------

Safe for work..

http://tinyurl.com/y6b2aauc

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 02:39 PM (8XRCm)

291 So it's conclusive then, this Kominski guy killed Madeleine McCann?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2019 02:40 PM (37IEG)

292 269
Jack Ripper was in an episode of Babylon 5.
He was taken by aliens and rehabilitated, and made immortal.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 19, 2019 02:36 PM (QuTMi)

The Vorlons, and made an Inquisitor. Tortured and tested Delenn's motives and loyalty.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at March 19, 2019 02:40 PM (LquEv)

293 The Japanese are less obsessed with Jack The Ripper than you'd imagine them to be.

If he was a German serial killer he'd be in every other anime.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 02:40 PM (oZ6kz)

294 Bad idea to search for Jack The Ripper pron.

Posted by: literally serious at March 19, 2019 02:41 PM (tRLIC)

295 To recap, it was Jackstraw, with semem and a shawl, in MAGA country.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 19, 2019 02:41 PM (t6MX/)

296 "Kosminski, couldn't have passed down any MtDN"

but if the research was careful, they would know where the relatives they used for comparison came from ... the Ripper could have been a grandparent ... so Ripper's sister or mother ... and a daughter or two, would give what they needed, right?

Posted by: illiniwek at March 19, 2019 02:41 PM (Cus5s)

297 Kelsa!
Beratis!
Redjac!

good thing i have an alibi.
Posted by: Bortus from the Orville at March 19, 2019 02:39 PM (sGtp+)

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I actually kinda like that show...

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 02:41 PM (8XRCm)

298 Remember when Jeff Bezos accused Trump and Saudi Arabia of collusion in getting his text messages and evidence of his affair published in the Enquirer? I believe the term extortion was thrown around. Turns out the texts were acquired via the mistresses brother. Bezos is nutz.

https://www.conservativereview.com/?p=40278

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 19, 2019 02:41 PM (P1AAi)

299

Quincy, M.E.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2019 02:42 PM (aKsyK)

300 But what did he do with all the money he took when he bailed out of that plane?

Didn't he also kill Amelia Earhart?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2019 02:42 PM (37IEG)

301 Have we already talked about Trout's contract. I just saw. Wow.

Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 02:42 PM (sX1BW)

302 Great, now I'm trying to stifle an uproarious laugh at my desk as I imagine the residents of the Hundred Acre Wood planning to kill some hookers.

Eeyore has his doubts they'll get away with it, but Tigger's got a spring in his step as he imagines her death mask.
Posted by: Broseidon


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 02:42 PM (21UM+)

303 I watched an episode of Ripper Street yesterday. It's one of the darker series around.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 19, 2019 02:28 PM (JgA4k)


I liked it. I haven't finished the series, but watched a lot of it. Yes, dark. Lots of sadness.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 19, 2019 02:42 PM (vEIlU)

304 Seems homosexuals or latent homosexuals angry at women make up the largest percentage of serial killers.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 19, 2019 02:42 PM (7PXtO)

305 OMG, they killed Madeleine Kahn? You bastards!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at March 19, 2019 02:42 PM (zxzKH)

306 Yawn. This is like the 5th or 6th guy they've claimed to be the Real Jack.
By the way, in the age of "Global Warming" the whole idea of "Peer Review" is now worthless.

Posted by: Agemt Cooper at March 19, 2019 02:42 PM (k76MH)

307 >289
Muad'dib, is she juicing?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 02:39 PM (oZ6kz)


Snort.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 19, 2019 02:42 PM (sjdRT)

308
Oh yeah, that show with Samantha Carter from SG-1 that fastly and loosely appropriated all kindzz of historicl figures.

For instance, Tesla was, get this, a vampire!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 19, 2019 02:42 PM (QuTMi)

309 Well, damn.

I was hoping it would turn out to be Trump.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 19, 2019 02:43 PM (8u1cU)

310

Sanctuary?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 19, 2019 02:43 PM (QuTMi)

311 Great, now I'm trying to stifle an uproarious laugh at my desk as I imagine the residents of the Hundred Acre Wood planning to kill some hookers.

Eeyore has his doubts they'll get away with it, but Tigger's got a spring in his step as he imagines her death mask.
Posted by: Broseidon



They'll celebrate with ham sammiches when they're done.

Wait! Where's piglet?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 02:43 PM (21UM+)

312 The wonderful thing about Tiggers that the Face of Tigger shall be the last thing you see before you die.

Posted by: Tigger the Blade at March 19, 2019 02:43 PM (PbpT7)

313 285 The Frankenstein Chronicles, anyone?

Fantastic show. I hope that they do another season, though I doubt it.
Posted by: Reason#698 why the Horde is going to Hell at March 19, 2019 02:39 PM (6rX0K)

Puts a new spin on the old "Sean Bean gets killed in the first season/movie" meme.

Posted by: josephistan at March 19, 2019 02:43 PM (7HtZB)

314 The wonderful thing about Tiggers is that by murdering you I will make you my zombie in Hell.

Posted by: Tigger the Blade at March 19, 2019 02:44 PM (PbpT7)

315 87 Posted by: Sir Donald Sutherland Swanson at March 19, 2019 02:36 PM (wQMQx)



What's with the negative waves?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2019 02:39 PM (OLCnA)

__________
A wave is both positive and negative depending upon whether it is measured in crest or trough.
As any gentleman educated in mathematics should know.

Posted by: Sir Donald Sutherland Swanson at March 19, 2019 02:44 PM (wQMQx)

316 Have we already talked about Trout's contract. I just saw. Wow.

Not yet but yeah. Over a billion dollars in contracts have been handed out this off season, and they aren't done yet. I mean nobody is going to top Trout's but there's big money out there gonna be paid out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 02:44 PM (39g3+)

317 244 Like for seventy pages, people are yapping, "And I called out to him, 'Sir, do you have the time?' and he totally ignored me! But he ignored me with such an animalistic viciousness that I shall not soon forget the feral rudeness etched upon his face!!"

lol get fucked

when do the murders start
Posted by: ace at March 19, 2019 02:32 PM (PbpT7)

I don't remember a thing about Jekell and Hyde, only that I was disappointed with it. It was supposed to be a classic. Same with Dracula. What a crappy ending. And the narration by letters format was annoying. Frankenstein was much better.

Posted by: Kris at March 19, 2019 02:44 PM (OyyDO)

318 If I were Trout, I'd have taken less money to play somewhere other than the Angels, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 02:45 PM (39g3+)

319
Seems homosexuals or latent homosexuals angry at women make up the largest percentage of serial killers.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation
__________________

This is about me, isn't it?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 19, 2019 02:45 PM (GEhPL)

320
For instance, Tesla was, get this, a vampire!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 19, 2019 02:42 PM (QuTMi)

----

And... for that... he has to DIE!!!

Posted by: Abraham Lincoln - Vampire Killer at March 19, 2019 02:45 PM (8XRCm)

321 Kelsa!
Beratis!
Redjac!
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Affefflalegm!

Posted by: Ash from Army of Darkness at March 19, 2019 02:45 PM (vDqXW)

322

Remember my most imaginative creation. Bombies.

Zombies that are also bombs. Bombies.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 19, 2019 02:46 PM (QuTMi)

323 The graphic novel 'From Hell' is a fun bit of fan fiction.
I wouldn't take it as gospel but Alan Moore did a ton of research and he brings the time period to life.

But total fiction, enjoyable if you approach it like that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 19, 2019 02:46 PM (YDxg9)

324 278
If only FDR had been there with his Tesla, he could have stopped all this.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2019 02:38 PM (37IEG)


I would love to see FDR in Corey Haim's Rocket Chair from the movie Silver Bullet

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 19, 2019 02:46 PM (ymnmz)

325 You have to like how Trout does all this without the publicity that Harper needs to generate. Signed his first big deal quietly early. Lived up to it. Then signed this out of the blue. Just plays the game. And plays it well.

Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 02:46 PM (sX1BW)

326 Vampire electric cars?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2019 02:46 PM (37IEG)

327 And I'm at work in Chicago this week. Lots of food choices, so far no real winners yet.

Still need to get an Italian Beef.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 19, 2019 02:47 PM (YDxg9)

328 If I were Trout, I'd have taken less money to play somewhere other than the Angels, though.

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I respect what he does - sticking with the Angels. But I also wish he was with a higher profile team.

Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 02:47 PM (sX1BW)

329 Why are we listening to foreign sick scientists?

Posted by: Emily Latella at March 19, 2019 02:47 PM (vDqXW)

330 Yeah, Trout is not very good as a celeb spokesman. I think he's just uncomfortable with it. I suppose he's as humble as you can be as the best baseball player in the world who just got a $430 million dollar contract.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 02:47 PM (oZ6kz)

331 327
And I'm at work in Chicago this week. Lots of food choices, so far no real winners yet.



Still need to get an Italian Beef.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 19, 2019 02:47 PM (YDxg9)
Call them an ethnic slur, instant Italian Beef.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2019 02:48 PM (37IEG)

332 So I did some looking into it and it appears the serum in Jekyll Hyde isn't a metaphor for alcohol, its not a metaphor for anything. Its just a magical serum.

Posted by: Someguy at March 19, 2019 02:48 PM (dy5uS)

333 331 327
And I'm at work in Chicago this week. Lots of food choices, so far no real winners yet.



Still need to get an Italian Beef.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 19, 2019 02:47 PM (YDxg9)
Call them an ethnic slur, instant Italian Beef.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2019 02:48 PM (37IEG)

ISWYDT

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 19, 2019 02:48 PM (YDxg9)

334 Eeyore has his doubts they'll get away with it, but Tigger's got a spring in his step as he imagines her death mask.

Posted by: Broseidon


So Tigger is actually Spring Heeled Jack?
Was this research peer reviewed?

Posted by: Agemt Cooper at March 19, 2019 02:48 PM (k76MH)

335 Mark, go to Gyu-kaku and eat yourself into a meat coma.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 02:49 PM (oZ6kz)

336 167 I'm especially not fond of how easy it is to collect and keep, not just physically, but legally. They can get your DNA from any of a host of possibilities, and keep it on file for eternity.
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Try 23 and me now - here's a 15% discount coupon. It's fun!
Posted by: 23 and me at March 19, 2019 02:18 PM (Fcwjq)


I've been tempted to send my dog's DNA. Just out of curiosity as to what they'd make of it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 02:49 PM (6b1dn)

337 Zombies that are also bombs. Bombies.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 19, 2019 02:46 PM (QuTMi)

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Boombies.

Boombies would be a better name for marketing.

Posted by: Abraham Lincoln - Vampire Killer at March 19, 2019 02:49 PM (8XRCm)

338 Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 19, 2019 02:37 PM (t6MX/)

At the very least he's "hopped up" onto the serving counter whenever he's at a bar/restaurant. Does he think putting his feet where people are trying to get their food makes him relatable?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 19, 2019 02:49 PM (uquGJ)

339 Watched a new series on serial killers yesterday. The episode was on Democrat John Wayne Gacy. 33 known victims.

He was a homosexual and serial killer and still managed to find two , not hideous women who would marry him. I know some great guys that want to get married but can't find a woman. The world is weird.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 19, 2019 02:49 PM (7PXtO)

340 327
And I'm at work in Chicago this week. Lots of food choices, so far no real winners yet.



Still need to get an Italian Beef.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 19, 2019 02:47 PM (YDxg9)

Pro tip: Don't get shot.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 19, 2019 02:49 PM (t6MX/)

341 301 Have we already talked about Trout's contract. I just saw. Wow.
Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 02:42 PM (sX1BW)
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I heard.

$430,000,000.00

Guaranteed. That's some serious coin.

Posted by: WisRich at March 19, 2019 02:49 PM (G0vdT)

342 Tim Powers wraps all this up in Anubis Gates.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2019 02:49 PM (37IEG)

343 "Was this research peer reviewed?

Posted by: Agemt Cooper at March 19, 2019 02:48 PM (k76MH)"

Mitochrondrial DNA from Kanga indeed proves that Tigger killed those limey skanks.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 02:50 PM (oZ6kz)

344 "He was a homosexual and serial killer and still managed to find two , not hideous women who would marry him. I know some great guys that want to get married but can't find a woman. The world is weird.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 19, 2019 02:49 PM (7PXtO)"

They liked that he was good with children.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 02:51 PM (oZ6kz)

345 Was this research peer reviewed?

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No, but there is a consensus. So ... very sciency.

Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 02:51 PM (sX1BW)

346 Mitochrondrial DNA from Kanga indeed proves that Tigger killed those limey skanks.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 02:50 PM (oZ6kz)

He was jealous of my 100 acre wood.

Posted by: Pooh at March 19, 2019 02:51 PM (t6MX/)

347 Jekell and Hyde was playing at a theatre in London during the Ripper murders. The cops suspected the main actor, an American, for a while. His portrayal of Hyde was so sensational that they thought maybe he wasn't acting -- and cuz he was American.

Posted by: Kris at March 19, 2019 02:52 PM (OyyDO)

348 Vic remains in the clear.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 19, 2019 02:52 PM (HAr7n)

349 294 Bad idea to search for Jack The Ripper pron.
Posted by: literally serious at March 19, 2019 02:41 PM (tRLIC)


I wasn't planning to, and now I'm definitely not planning to.

Posted by: rickl at March 19, 2019 02:52 PM (xjiRE)

350 And I'm at work in Chicago this week. Lots of food choices, so far no real winners yet.

Still need to get an Italian Beef.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 19, 2019 02:47 PM (YDxg9)

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Try to find a Portillo's. Have the Italian Beef and Sausage combo sandwich, dipped (in beef juice). Save room for a couple of Chicago dogs for dessert. Good grief, I would almost kill for that right now.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 02:52 PM (ffYR/)

351 Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 19, 2019 02:42 PM (QuTMi)

Sanctuary? I liked the first couple of seasons of that.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 19, 2019 02:52 PM (uquGJ)

352
He was a homosexual and serial killer and still managed to find two , not hideous women who would marry him. I know some great guys that want to get married but can't find a woman. The world is weird.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 19, 2019 02:49 PM (7PXtO)

Serial killers, school shooters, and murderers in general receive lots of love letters(like Manson), more so than such uninteresting blokes as firemen or doctors. The Bible tells us the heart is desperately wicked.

Posted by: Someguy at March 19, 2019 02:52 PM (dy5uS)

353 "but if the research was careful, they would know where the relatives they used for comparison came from ... the Ripper could have been a grandparent ... so Ripper's sister or mother ... and a daughter or two, would give what they needed, right?"

Yes but then you're drifting away, forensically speaking, from the actual suspect to relatives. And since MtDNA can mutate over time, this becomes problematic. Chromosomal DNA is much more reliable as an identifier than MtDNA. Here's Forbes today pretty much shitting on this whole thing:

https://tinyurl.com/yxkyuzcw

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at March 19, 2019 02:53 PM (3ufaJ)

354 340 327
And I'm at work in Chicago this week. Lots of food choices, so far no real winners yet.



Still need to get an Italian Beef.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 19, 2019 02:47 PM (YDxg9)

Pro tip: Don't get shot.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 19, 2019 02:49 PM (t6MX/)

Tell me about it. And this not, shall we say, a gun friendly town. So I'm traveling mostly naked.

There are Lefty Progaganda signs everywhere: Careers for Environmental Justice, 'Straws suck', 'Lean Forward'....at least the latter has a hot fitness babe on the poster.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 19, 2019 02:53 PM (YDxg9)

355 And I'm at work in Chicago this week. Lots of food choices, so far no real winners yet.



Cheebugger Cheebugger!


No Coke. Pepsi.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 19, 2019 02:53 PM (HAr7n)

356 Here's a deal for ya Liz. We go to a national vote and we let CA, OR and WA form their own country.

Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2019 02:53 PM (RZ6R1)

357 So Tigger is actually Spring Heeled Jack?
Was this research peer reviewed?

Posted by: Agemt Cooper at March 19, 2019 02:48 PM (k76MH)


It was peer-to-peer reviewed ... which is twice as good.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2019 02:54 PM (YJn4J)

358 I warned you people. But did you listen? No........

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at March 19, 2019 02:54 PM (wYseH)

359 I'm going to need the Jupiter, FL PD's take on this to be certain.

Posted by: SH at March 19, 2019 02:54 PM (sX1BW)

360 347 Jekell and Hyde was playing at a theatre in London during the Ripper murders. The cops suspected the main actor, an American, for a while. His portrayal of Hyde was so sensational that they thought maybe he wasn't acting -- and cuz he was American.

Posted by: Kris at March 19, 2019 02:52 PM (OyyDO)

So they suspect the one non homosexual in all of Britain, of course.

Posted by: Someguy at March 19, 2019 02:54 PM (dy5uS)

361 KellyAnne Conway is married to Webster Hubbell?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2019 02:54 PM (37IEG)

362 My God. What the hell have you people done to England?
Did the Raj rebel and invade?
Where the hell is the Navy?
Why are all the Scottsmen living on housing schemes?

This is a nightmare!

Posted by: Sir Donald Sutherland Swanson at March 19, 2019 02:54 PM (wQMQx)

363 If the sauce don't match, you've preserved a bad batch!

Posted by: Fritz at March 19, 2019 02:54 PM (2Mnv1)

364 356
Here's a deal for ya Liz. We go to a national vote and we let CA, OR and WA form their own country.

Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2019 02:53 PM (RZ6R1)

F that. They get nothing.

Posted by: Pooh at March 19, 2019 02:55 PM (t6MX/)

365 And since MtDNA can mutate over time, this becomes problematic.


Slowly though. It's useful for measuring the migration of peoples over thousands of years.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 19, 2019 02:55 PM (HAr7n)

366 lol. Someone asked a question about McCain at the end of the press conference with Brazilian President Bolosanro. Trump ain't backing down. He ended with "I was never a fan of John McCain and I never will be". LMFAO

Meggy MCCain just ate a box of Twinkies.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 02:55 PM (VpIIl)

367 >350
And I'm at work in Chicago this week. Lots of food choices, so far no real winners yet.



Still need to get an Italian Beef.



Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 19, 2019 02:47 PM (YDxg9)



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Try to find a Portillo's. Have the Italian Beef and Sausage combo
sandwich, dipped (in beef juice). Save room for a couple of Chicago dogs
for dessert. Good grief, I would almost kill for that right now.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 02:52 PM (ffYR/)


I agree with CM on Portillos. I would cut a democrat for a Chicago Dog right now. I'm a huge fan of Chicago deep dish pizza. My go-to place for that is Giordanos.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 19, 2019 02:55 PM (sjdRT)

368 Oh yeah, that show with Samantha Carter from SG-1 that fastly and loosely appropriated all kindzz of historicl figures.



For instance, Tesla was, get this, a vampire!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 19, 2019 02:42 PM (QuTMi)



Sanctuary was pretty good in the beginning. Somehow I faded out from that series. I can't remember if I stopped watching, or it just ended. I can't remember.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2019 02:56 PM (9Om/r)

369 I also remember reading somewhere that there are basically seven lines of mitochondrial DNA. "The Seven Daughters of Eve" theory or some such.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 19, 2019 02:56 PM (HAr7n)

370 362 My God. What the hell have you people done to England?
Did the Raj rebel and invade?
Where the hell is the Navy?
Why are all the Scottsmen living on housing schemes?

This is a nightmare!

Posted by: Sir Donald Sutherland Swanson at March 19, 2019 02:54 PM (wQMQx)

This is pretty good stuff. Could make a short story.

Posted by: Someguy at March 19, 2019 02:56 PM (dy5uS)

371
So I'm traveling mostly naked.

Come to my neighborhood!

Posted by: Jussie Smollet at March 19, 2019 02:56 PM (aKsyK)

372
I'm a huge fan of Chicago deep dish pizza.

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First.

THAT aint pizza.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 02:57 PM (8XRCm)

373 Hoooooboy. Begun, the pizza wars have.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 19, 2019 02:57 PM (sjdRT)

374 Chicago style is a tasty, filling casserole.

Posted by: Actual Pizza at March 19, 2019 02:58 PM (AzW6q)

375 Come to my neighborhood!
Posted by: Jussie Smollet at March 19, 2019 02:56 PM (aKsyK)

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No effin way.

Thats MAGA country.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 02:58 PM (8XRCm)

376 THAT aint pizza.


It's a pizza PIE.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 19, 2019 02:58 PM (HAr7n)

377 I'm a huge fan of Chicago deep dish pizza.

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First.

THAT aint pizza.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 02:57 PM (8XRCm)

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It is not just pizza. It is pizza that proves God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 02:58 PM (ffYR/)

378 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 19, 2019 02:47 PM (YDxg9)

Seafood. Hit Shaws Crab House, then go down the block for steak at Bennys

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 02:58 PM (VpIIl)

379
Chicago style is a tasty, filling casserole.
Posted by: Actual Pizza at March 19, 2019 02:58 PM (AzW6q)

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Or a sammich....

Or a bread bowl....

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 02:59 PM (8XRCm)

380 350 And I'm at work in Chicago this week. Lots of food choices, so far no real winners yet.

Still need to get an Italian Beef.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 19, 2019 02:47 PM (YDxg9)

----------------------

Try to find a Portillo's. Have the Italian Beef and Sausage combo sandwich, dipped (in beef juice). Save room for a couple of Chicago dogs for dessert. Good grief, I would almost kill for that right now.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 02:52 PM (ffYR/)

Thanks man, there's one about 7 blocks from the hotel, I'll make an effort to get there

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 19, 2019 03:00 PM (YDxg9)

381 So, we're able to 'solve' the case of Jack the Ripper 130+ years after his last victim.

The mystery of the whereabouts of 10's of thousands of Felonious vonPantsuit's highly classified emails? Still very much a mystery.

Posted by: DocJ at March 19, 2019 03:00 PM (NYS7S)

382 And I'm at work in Chicago this week. Lots of food choices, so far no real winners yet.

Still need to get an Italian Beef.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 19, 2019 02:47 PM (YDxg9)


Big Al's and Portillo's are solid choices, although if you are downtown, Mr. Beef (which is a single location, not a chain) is very good too.

The Amazing Ribs website has a recipe for Italian beef for do-it-yourselfers, but at the bottom is also a list of highly rated restaurants serving Italian beef: http://tinyurl.com/y2q7n8js .

Posted by: HTL at March 19, 2019 03:00 PM (3oh1r)

383
57

I thought for sure it was Gary Condit.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at March 19, 2019 02:02 PM (qg4Pq)


Can Beevis, er, Butthead, I mean Joe "One of My Interns Was Murdered" Scarborough account for his whereabouts at the time of these killings?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2019 03:00 PM (pNxlR)

384 Seth Rich killing: beyond police, can't be solved, total mystery.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 03:00 PM (39g3+)

385 366 lol. Someone asked a question about McCain at the end of the press conference with Brazilian President Bolosanro. Trump ain't backing down. He ended with "I was never a fan of John McCain and I never will be". LMFAO

Meggy MCCain just ate a box of Twinkies.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 02:55 PM (VpIIl)


Why are women today so massive? Have we become pagan cannibals in this horrid future? Are they fattening up the Meggy before feasting upon her at moonlight?

And when did Mexico re-conquer the southwestern USA?

This horrid future you have awakened me to is barbaric. Put me back down and only awaken me when Jesus returns.

Posted by: Sir Donald Sutherland Swanson at March 19, 2019 03:01 PM (wQMQx)

386 I have read all the comments and have nothing to add.

Posted by: Brody at March 19, 2019 03:01 PM (4Eo4+)

387 By the way, of course I added that last paragraph to the quote just for fun. Because lies are fun (the media taught me that!).

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HA! I'd make Ace some shelves if the opportunity ever arose.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 19, 2019 03:01 PM (jUVms)

388 Why are all the Scottsmen living on housing schemes?

This is a nightmare!

Posted by: Sir Donald Sutherland Swanson at March 19, 2019 02:54 PM (wQMQx)

If Scottish Independence gets floated again I will laugh myself sick if the Scots fall for going their own way. They currently have the perfect way to raid the Brit treasury with out all the danger and bother of *actual* raiding. If they gave that up for pride they'd be kicking themselves quickly (really, England should be encouraging them to leave and just not mention that means Scotland has to pay it's own bills from now on).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 19, 2019 03:01 PM (uquGJ)

389 373
Hoooooboy. Begun, the pizza wars have.


Posted by: Muad'dib at March 19, 2019 02:57 PM (sjdRT)

People! People! Bring them to me and I will fairly judge whether such creations are entitled to be referred to as pizza.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 19, 2019 03:01 PM (t6MX/)

390 And since MtDNA can mutate over time, this becomes
problematic.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at March 19, 2019 02:53 PM (3ufaJ)

All DNA mutates. MtDNA mutates faster, so it can show genetic drift better.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2019 03:02 PM (wYseH)

391 No, that wasn't him.

Posted by: Kosh at March 19, 2019 03:02 PM (kOpft)

392 Can Beevis, er, Butthead, I mean Joe "One of My Interns Was Murdered" Scarborough account for his whereabouts at the time of these killings?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2019 03:00 PM (pNxlR)

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I am joining with Joe to sue Mike Judge for using our likeness rights for the character "Beavis."

Posted by: Tim Geithner at March 19, 2019 03:02 PM (AzW6q)

393 I'm a huge fan of Chicago deep dish pizza.



Giordano's FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 03:02 PM (21UM+)

394 Seth Rich killing: beyond police, can't be solved, total mystery.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 03:00 PM (39g3+)


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Yes, just your average mugging where all valuables are left on the victim. NOTHING TO SEE HERE!

Posted by: Seems legit at March 19, 2019 03:02 PM (jUVms)

395
(really, England should be encouraging them to leave and just not mention that means Scotland has to pay it's own bills from now on).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 19, 2019 03:01 PM (uquGJ)

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Yeah... like a Scot EVER picks up the tab...

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 03:02 PM (8XRCm)

396 Chicago? That ain't pizza. More like some kind of Midwestern casserole.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 03:03 PM (VpIIl)

397 >Giordano's FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 03:02 PM (21UM+)


This guy gets it.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 19, 2019 03:03 PM (sjdRT)

398 >>This DNA-based solution


hehehe

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 03:03 PM (xHsS4)

399 It is pizza that proves God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 02:58 PM (ffYR/)

No, it is tomato pie. Very nice, but it isn't pizza, and all right-thinking men know it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2019 03:03 PM (wYseH)

400 Thanks man, there's one about 7 blocks from the hotel, I'll make an effort to get there

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 19, 2019 03:00 PM (YDxg9)

7 blocks is only about 2 drive-bys. You should be fine.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 19, 2019 03:03 PM (t6MX/)

401 To solve the mystery, one has to apply Occam's razor.

Posted by: Muldoon



Occam Soccam Robots

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2019 02:35 PM (aKsyK)
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Oh dear heavens. Snorting and choking here. Brilliant.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 19, 2019 03:04 PM (MIKMs)

402 The only stuff I don't think are pizza is when people start putting toppings on a pie which are an abomination before God, like Bananas, Durian, whole lobsters, maracroni and cheese, turkey stuffing and gravy, that kind of thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 03:04 PM (39g3+)

403 Chicago and New York think they have a two front war, but St. Louis plants cracker-filled IED's on every road.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 03:04 PM (oZ6kz)

404 No, it is tomato pie. Very nice, but it isn't pizza, and all right-thinking men know it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2019 03:03 PM (wYseH)

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It not even pie.

Its more like like .... cake.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 03:04 PM (8XRCm)

405 lol. Someone asked a question about McCain at the end of the press conference with Brazilian President Bolosanro. Trump ain't backing down. He ended with "I was never a fan of John McCain and I never will be". LMFAO

Meggy MCCain just ate a box of Twinkies.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 02:55 PM


You're mean. I'm a big fan of Meghan's. Expect to meet up with her real soon.

Posted by: Type Two Diabeetus at March 19, 2019 03:04 PM (jYje5)

406 381
So, we're able to 'solve' the case of Jack the Ripper 130+ years after his last victim.



The mystery of the whereabouts of 10's of thousands of Felonious
vonPantsuit's highly classified emails? Still very much a mystery.

Posted by: DocJ at March 19, 2019 03:00 PM (NYS7S)
Eventually they'll trace Hillaries Mitochondrial DNA to the cloth that was used to wipe the servers thru Webster Hubbell's only daughter.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2019 03:05 PM (37IEG)

407 You're mean. I'm a big fan of Meghan's. Expect to meet up with her real soon.

Posted by: Type Two Diabeetus at March 19, 2019 03:04 PM (jYje5)

Fight me.

Posted by: Space Herpes at March 19, 2019 03:05 PM (t6MX/)

408 >>Chicago? That ain't pizza. More like some kind of Midwestern casserole.


Partial Birth Pizza Abortion.

In a pan.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 03:05 PM (xHsS4)

409 If you ever want to appreciate American pizza in all its forms (except maybe that St. Louis stuff), have pizza in Japan. I don't mean okonomiyaki, I mean pizza. It's not just bad, it's EXPENSIVE and bad.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 03:05 PM (oZ6kz)

410 Yeah... like a Scot EVER picks up the tab...
Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 03:02 PM (8XRCm)

A Jew and a Scotsman were having dinner at a fancy restaurant. When the waiter goes to collect the bill, he hears "sure, laddie, I'll cover it."

The headline the next day? Famous Jewish ventriloquist found dead!

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 19, 2019 03:05 PM (J+mig)

411 It is pizza that proves God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 02:58 PM (ffYR/)

No, it is tomato pie. Very nice, but it isn't pizza, and all right-thinking men know it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2019 03:03 PM (wYseH)

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Then color me wrong thinking. It is the pizza we got about once a month and on special occasions of my arguably misspent youth.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 03:05 PM (ffYR/)

412 I like the pizza that I like.

Posted by: Chris M at March 19, 2019 03:06 PM (eAZVt)

413 It is pizza that proves God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 02:58 PM (ffYR/)

No, it is tomato pie. Very nice, but it isn't pizza, and all right-thinking men know it.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2019 03:03 PM (wYseH)


What he said.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2019 03:06 PM (9Om/r)

414 You would have to tell someone from Italy that Chicago Tomato Insult is "pizza". They would not recognize it as such.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 03:06 PM (VpIIl)

415 Judas Priest "The Ripper" > Spinal Tap "Saucy Jack"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2019 03:07 PM (4AeKb)

416 408 >>Chicago? That ain't pizza. More like some kind of Midwestern casserole.


Partial Birth Pizza Abortion.

In a pan.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 03:05 PM (xHsS4)

The Corner. You will sit in in it.

I was DIGESTING.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 19, 2019 03:07 PM (YDxg9)

417 Genetic Drift, isn't that, like, you know, the idea that all people will end up smashed into one super person?

Posted by: Oscazio Consquestidorio at March 19, 2019 03:07 PM (37IEG)

418 Chicago and New York think they have a two front war, but St. Louis plants cracker-filled IED's on every road.
Posted by: Broseidon



Imo's Pizza FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 03:07 PM (21UM+)

419 "340


Pro tip: Don't get shot.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 19, 2019 02:49 PM (t6MX/)"
...
People might think this is only a joke, but there is a sad stream of people who are either visiting or new to the city who manage to get whacked in like 3 days flat.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at March 19, 2019 03:07 PM (eAshZ)

420 You would have to tell someone from Italy that Chicago Tomato Insult is "pizza".

Yeah but what they call pizza in Italy wouldn't be what you would, either

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 03:07 PM (39g3+)

421 Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 03:02 PM (8XRCm)

That's why England needs to appeal to pride and not mention the financial aspect. Also, did all the 'hard-headed, thrifty,practical Scots not move to the New World?

N.B. My family, like many in the US, has Scot and Irish ancestry, but I was sickened by their caterwauling on Twitter about the possibility of *Romney* getting elected. It was so pathetic I started responding that I thanked God my family had had the good sense/lack of choice to come here long ago.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 19, 2019 03:07 PM (uquGJ)

422
This is pretty good stuff. Could make a short story.
Posted by: Someguy at March 19, 2019 02:56 PM (dy5uS)

__________
Am I mistaken or did the Ottoman Empire not lose The Great War? How have they occupied every major city belonging to the Allied Powers?

You people make me sick. The Men of Great Britain did not establish the largest Empire the World has ever known in order to have their progeny flaccidly fap to Brazzers Sodomy and Premium SnapChat Whores while their sons, daughters and goats are raped by marauding gangs of Mohammedians!

Posted by: Sir Donald Sutherland Swanson at March 19, 2019 03:08 PM (wQMQx)

423 THEY PUT THE CHEESE UNDER THE SAUCE!

Posted by: HORROR! at March 19, 2019 03:08 PM (xHsS4)

424 The only stuff I don't think are pizza is when people start putting toppings on a pie which are an abomination before God, like Bananas, Durian, whole lobsters, maracroni and cheese, turkey stuffing and gravy, that kind of thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 03:04 PM (39g3+)

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If anyone ever gives me pizza with durian on it, I will make them eat an entire haggis in retribution.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 03:08 PM (AzW6q)

425 Actually, there is a pizza joint north of chicago in a town called Mundelein. Its called Bill's pub. Best pizza I ever had out there. Its a double crust, and the bacon pizza is to die for. Its off the charts.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2019 03:09 PM (9Om/r)

426
I would rather eat a frozen uncooked pizza folded in half like a big taco than eat one of them St Louis cracker pizzas.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 03:09 PM (8XRCm)

427 I will make them eat an entire haggis in retribution.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 03:08 PM (AzW6q)

Watch it. Haggis is great.


Seriously...I was amazed at how tasty it is.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2019 03:09 PM (wYseH)

428 I've made Pizza quattro stagione, a local favorite where my family came from in Italy.

It means 4 Seasons Pizza, because it contains ingredients that grow in all 4 seasons (which do not match with ours, being the Mediterranean and all.)

It's molto delizioso! My nieces and nephews won't touch it. It's not "pizza" to them.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2019 03:09 PM (4AeKb)

429
You're mean. I'm a big fan of Meghan's. Expect to meet up with her real soon.

Posted by: Type Two Diabeetus at March 19, 2019 03:04 PM (jYje5)

Fight me.

Posted by: Space Herpes at March 19, 2019 03:05 PM


Space Herpes? Meghan would have to leave Earth's gravitational pull to be a threat from you. Meanwhile, she's creating her own gravitational pull here on Earth. Notice how her partners on 'The View' have to keep sliding their chairs back?

Posted by: Type Two Diabeetus at March 19, 2019 03:09 PM (jYje5)

430 "Yeah but what they call pizza in Italy wouldn't be what you would, either

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 03:07 PM (39g3+)"
Um, yeah, I lived there. They would. Depending on where you are the Neapolitan Style in NY comes the closest.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 03:09 PM (VpIIl)

431 DEATH COMES RIPPING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgemwq5wIcc

Posted by: MISFITS at March 19, 2019 03:10 PM (xHsS4)

432 I've seen some weird things. But Durian on pizza?

I never want to be in whatever layer of Hell actually serves that. I shant believe it is an Earthly thing.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 03:10 PM (oZ6kz)

433 422
This is pretty good stuff. Could make a short story.
Posted by: Someguy at March 19, 2019 02:56 PM (dy5uS)
__________
Am I mistaken or did the Ottoman Empire not lose The Great War? How have they occupied every major city belonging to the Allied Powers?

You people make me sick. The Men of Great Britain did not establish the largest Empire the World has ever known in order to have their progeny flaccidly fap to Brazzers Sodomy and Premium SnapChat Whores while their sons, daughters and goats are raped by marauding gangs of Mohammedians!
Posted by: Sir Donald Sutherland Swanson at March 19, 2019 03:08 PM (wQMQx)

I'm starting to like this guy...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 19, 2019 03:10 PM (YDxg9)

434 Pizzas are like women. No matter where you get it, if you eat them in the dark, they all still taste OK.

Posted by: Roy at March 19, 2019 03:10 PM (xqdqQ)

435 You people make me sick. The Men of Great Britain did not establish the largest Empire the World has ever known in order to have their progeny flaccidly fap to Brazzers Sodomy and Premium SnapChat Whores while their sons, daughters and goats are raped by marauding gangs of Mohammedians!
Posted by: Sir Donald Sutherland Swanson at March 19, 2019 03:08 PM (wQMQx)

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Sorry Donnie,

but, yeah, they did.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 03:10 PM (8XRCm)

436 You're sure it was durian and not just frat boy vomit? They look, smell, and probably taste quite similar.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 03:10 PM (oZ6kz)

437 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2019 03:10 PM (ycWCI)

438 Last time I was in Chicago, I crawled out of Ditka's back to the hotel.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 03:11 PM (VpIIl)

439
J. K. Rowling just weighed in with the stunning reveal that Jack the Ripper had an "intense, physical and ultimately unrequited relationship with Jamie Gumb, to the ultimate detriment of both participants."

"All will be revealed," she intimated, "in my forthcoming new book, 'Harry Potter and the Abbatoir in Avalon'. I do hope you consider reviewing it."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2019 03:11 PM (pNxlR)

440 Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 03:07 PM (21UM+)

OMG, Imo's. That was a pizza John couldn't eat hot or cold, and he *loved* pizza. I don't know what cheese mix they used, but it was seriously nasty. Ate almost no pizza the entire 4 years we were in Missouri.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 19, 2019 03:11 PM (uquGJ)

441 Sorry Swanson, it all happened. But your great-great-great grandson through marriage, Sir Tucker of Carlson, is pretty awesome.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 03:11 PM (oZ6kz)

442
That's why England needs to appeal to pride and not mention the financial aspect. Also, did all the 'hard-headed, thrifty,practical Scots not move to the New World?

N.B. My family, like many in the US, has Scot and Irish ancestry, but I was sickened by their caterwauling on Twitter about the possibility of *Romney* getting elected. It was so pathetic I started responding that I thanked God my family had had the good sense/lack of choice to come here long ago.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 19, 2019 03:07 PM (uquGJ)

Our scots were not thrifty nor practical. They put the hold my beer and watch this in America.

Posted by: Someguy at March 19, 2019 03:11 PM (dy5uS)

443 434
Pizzas are like women. No matter where you get it, if you eat them in the dark, they all still taste OK.

Posted by: Roy at March 19, 2019 03:10 PM (xqdqQ)

What he said.

Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Dahmer at March 19, 2019 03:11 PM (t6MX/)

444 257 I heard Beto did them.

He does have restless hands.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 02:34 PM (oVJmc)


Ahem.....

"Expressive wrists"

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 19, 2019 03:11 PM (uDcBt)

445 Seriously...I was amazed at how tasty it is.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2019 03:09 PM (wYseH)

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Yep. The destitute will always surprise you with what they can make edible.

But it's oatmeal and offal stuffed into a stomach.

Haggis basically trash, stuffed in a bag made of more trash.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 03:11 PM (AzW6q)

446 Pizzas are like women. No matter where you get it, if you eat them in the dark, they all still taste OK.
Posted by: Roy at March 19, 2019 03:10 PM (xqdqQ)

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Pizza is like sex.


When its good.... its good.

When its bad...... its still good.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 03:12 PM (8XRCm)

447 >>Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2019 03:09 PM (9Om/r)


I KNEW you were CC Deville!

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2019 03:12 PM (xHsS4)

448 Polliwog, the cheese they use is called Provel. It's pretty much only a St. Louis thing. Either because of local preference or federal regulations regarding hazardous chemicals.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 03:12 PM (oZ6kz)

449 Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at March 19, 2019 03:07 PM (eAshZ)

Nephew/relative of a Hordeling was one of them at the end of last year. He'd been in town about 24 hours. Had come to attend school there.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 19, 2019 03:12 PM (uquGJ)

450 >>>
No, it is tomato pie. Very nice, but it isn't pizza, and all right-thinking men know it<<<
Yes, but these people also think the White Sox are a baseball team.

Posted by: Fritz at March 19, 2019 03:12 PM (2Mnv1)

451 I would like to see Sir Donald Sutherland Swanson become a recurring meme, sort of the anti-Mary Cloggenstein.

Posted by: rickl at March 19, 2019 03:15 PM (xjiRE)

452
"Yeah but what they call pizza in Italy wouldn't be what you would, either



Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 03:07 PM (39g3+)"
Um, yeah, I lived there. They would. Depending on where you are the Neapolitan Style in NY comes the closest.


Posted by: Marcus T at March 19, 2019 03:09 PM (VpIIl)


Yup, the pizza in Italy depending on where you are can be very close to what we call pizza in the NY area. I say depending on where you are because thee worst pizza I had was in Florence. The joke is that I had to go to italy for the worst pizza I ever had. Other areas of italy, like Rome for example, had amazing pizza. Even the the pizza I had on the frigging island of capri was waaay better than the crap in got in Florence.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2019 03:16 PM (9Om/r)

453 Oh, there is such a thing as bad pizza but it has to be really really bad. There was a pizza joint around here that was going out of business, they had cheap pizza so we tried it. Usually there's one or two parts that are pretty good even if the pizza is bad: the toppings, the crust, something.

This stuff was horrible start to finish, it was like cardboard with catsup on it with felt images of toppings and plastic shavings for cheese. It was nearly flavorless and yet had a horrible texture.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 03:17 PM (39g3+)

454 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2019 03:16 PM (9Om/r)

The pizza in the Italy area of Disney World was amazing, and apparently both authentic (from my parent's recollections of leave there when my dad was in the Air Force) and recognizable as what I generally think of as pizza.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 19, 2019 03:19 PM (uquGJ)

455 He may have ripped his victims, but it wasn't rip rip.

Posted by: Whoopi Done It! at March 19, 2019 04:19 PM (0dmP2)

456 Probably not the first one to make this point, but I don't have time to read 450 comments first:

This doesn't prove that he was the killer. He was a known customer of the prostitute who owned the shawl, so the presence of his DNA can be explained by that as well.

He might have done it, but this is not "case closed".

This reminds me somewhat of the idea that Thomas Jefferson was "proven" by DNA to be Sally Hemmings' father. The DNA proved that a male of the same line as Jefferson was her father, but was not specific enough to say it was Thomas for sure, and there were several other male relatives in the area. Now, other evidence strongly leads credence to the idea that he believed himself to be her father, but if we are invoking the scientific evidence, we need to be scientific about what it says.

Posted by: D at March 19, 2019 04:29 PM (wY8Ro)

457 Sure, this is what the Vorlons want you to think? Your all just a bunch of Vorlon collaborators!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 19, 2019 04:44 PM (RSvbx)

458 It was Bolarus,Keslec and Redjac the later was on the planet Argelious II in the gise of Hengus

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 19, 2019 04:58 PM (wGqjj)

459 Ace, this "solution" is such a crock. There is no provenance on this shawl whatsoever. No one knew it existed until the owner put it up for sale in 2007, claiming that an ancestor who was a London police officer took it away from the Catherine Eddowes murder scene. (Trouble is, this ancestor worked for the wrong department, and could NOT have been there.)

Experts have dated this shawl to the early 20th century, not the 1880s. It's relatively expensive material, which makes it highly unlikely that it was owned by the destitute Eddowes. (At the time of her death, she was pawning everything she could get her hands on.) Besides, many experts believe the item was a table runner, not a shawl.

There are serious errors in the DNA analysis, and, at best, they show only "similarities" between the DNA found on the "shawl" and that of Kosminski's descendants. "Similarities" that could be found in who knows how many other people. (And let's not even go into the question of how much contamination the "shawl" would have received in over a hundred years.)

I'm really dumbstruck by how many people are falling for this.

Posted by: Undine at March 19, 2019 05:09 PM (qq+1a)

Supreme Court Sides With Trump Administration, 5-4, on Detention of Immigrants Convicted of Crimes

They reversed a ruling from the, get this, Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals, which ruled that you can't arrest an immigrant for deportation over a crime he's been convicted of unless you're Johnny On the Spot and arrest him right after he gets out of prison.

With sanctuary jurisdictions refusing to report immigrants to INS, that's tricky. But the leftists are willing to claim anything to keep the maximum number of criminal aliens in the US.

The Supreme Court disagreed, but all the liberals (except Roberts) voted to Make America Lawless Again.

he Supreme Court on Tuesday ruled in favor of the Trump administration by deciding federal officials can detain immigrants at any time for possible deportation after they have served their time in the U.S. for other crimes.

The 5-4 decision reversed the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals, which said officials have to detain these immigrants immediately or they are exempt from ever being detained.

...

At the center of the case are immigrants Mony Preap and Bassam Yusuf Khoury, who are in the U.S. as lawful permanent residents. Both were convicted of crimes and served their sentences but were not detained by immigration authorities for removal proceedings until years after they were released from criminal custody.

The dispute focused on a federal law that says the Department of Homeland Security can detain immigrants convicted of certain crimes "when the alien is released" from criminal custody.

The 9th Circuit and the liberals on the court read the word "when" as "conveying immediacy," and claimed it means "very soon after." So if a criminal immigrant isn't detained for deportation within some undefined but short period of time after release from prison, he (get this) gets to stay in the US despite what the law says.

The majority said that "when" just means "in the case that" or "after."

The Washington Examiner is a trash cuck outfit. That article I linked makes sure it quotes the liberal dissenters to sell you on their interpretation, but fails to quote anything from the conservative majority so you can compare the arguments' strengths.

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1 WONDERFUL

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 19, 2019 01:01 PM (0O7c5)

2 0 The Washington Examiner is a trash cuck outfit. That article I linked makes sure it quotes the liberal dissenters to sell you on their interpretation, but fails to quote anything from the conservative majority so you can compare the arguments' strengths.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:59 PM

Because why should what the "unpeople" have to say count for anything?

Posted by: Hikaru at March 19, 2019 01:01 PM (UnA8+)

3 And yet we are told to believe there are no "left" or "right" judges. No "Obama" judges, nor "Trump" judges.
Yeah. Run with that.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 19, 2019 01:02 PM (jxbfJ)

4 you'd think the government holding criminal wrongdoers would be a self-evident job of the government.

but then liberal so...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 19, 2019 01:03 PM (8D42x)

5 The stupid lesbo sisters Ruthie and the old man always vote together.. I know... Lets add a few more "justices" to the SC!

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 01:03 PM (O2RFr)

6 Thank you, John Roberts, for just the tip. This time.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 19, 2019 01:04 PM (y7DUB)

7 Somebody said nood.

Posted by: Donna Brassier at March 19, 2019 01:04 PM (vtcmf)

8 Yet they can't seem to figure out what "shall not be infringed" means?

Posted by: Anchovy at March 19, 2019 01:05 PM (B3kya)

9 Given that the msm had to cover that poor woman in Cali who was murdered by the many-times deported illegal alien criminal who stalked her, perhaps the angel families are starting to have an effect on Roberts.

Or not.

Posted by: Boots at March 19, 2019 01:05 PM (e9omi)

10 But Gorsuch!
But Kavanaugh!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 19, 2019 01:05 PM (hLRSq)

11 After the vote The N.O.T.O.R.I.O.U.S RBG was seen leaving the court for her daily half marathon.

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 19, 2019 01:05 PM (flINI)

12 RBG is alive? I shan't believe this.

Posted by: literally serious at March 19, 2019 01:06 PM (tRLIC)

13 11 After the vote The N.O.T.O.R.I.O.U.S RBG was seen leaving the court for her daily half marathon.

Seriously... Has anyone "seen" her?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 01:06 PM (O2RFr)

14 Yet they can't seem to figure out what "shall not be infringed" means?
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Gub ah bah!

Posted by: GG at March 19, 2019 01:06 PM (3hVev)

15 I'm glad Roberts is with us, but this is one of those rulings where 20 years ago probably every liberal justice would have been on the "conservative" side.

If liberals ever truly capture the Supreme Court, there's going to have to be a coup because that's it. It won't matter who wins elections anymore.

Posted by: Blago at March 19, 2019 01:06 PM (UfkIY)

16 The lefties are talking about packing the court with more judges again...

I think Trump should embrace their idea and do it before they get into office again.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 19, 2019 01:06 PM (so+oy)

17 We need a bloody civil war to ever unfuck this damn fucked up mess of a country.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at March 19, 2019 01:06 PM (0v57o)

18 Yea, I don't think I need to compare the arguments. Only someone looking for a reason to find a loophole to allow illegals to stay in the country would make an argument that it had to be "immediate".

It's not so much conservative vs liberal. It's basic common sense vs finding a thin reed to get around the law.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2019 01:06 PM (/tuJf)

19 I am pleased about this and will take the win. This is progress.

We need to deal with the Flores injunction and "catch-and-release" somewhat more urgently. Maybe also annex a chunk of Northern Mexico and build a refugee camp *there* for "asylum seekers" until they are processed.

Every little bit helps, but we need more.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 01:06 PM (I2dne)

20 It's a pissing disaster that it took this long and SCOTUS decision, but good, i guess:

@GregStohr

BREAKING: Supreme Court agrees to consider letting states prosecute undocumented immigrants for identity theft if they use someone else's Social Security number to apply for a job.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2019 01:07 PM (Hk+Y0)

21 8 Yet they can't seem to figure out what "shall not be infringed" means?
Posted by: Anchovy at March 19, 2019 01:05 PM (B3kya)

Clearly it means that you can't force gun owners to put fringe on their guns!

Posted by: Don Quixote, preparing to Tilt! at March 19, 2019 01:07 PM (NgKpN)

22 Okay, they got one right.

Posted by: JEM at March 19, 2019 01:07 PM (8erNz)

23 I'm doing my planks.

Posted by: Near-Zombie RBG at March 19, 2019 01:07 PM (vtcmf)

24

EM TACO BOWL FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at March 19, 2019 01:07 PM (GEhPL)

25
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Posted by: Ginsburg's ECG at March 19, 2019 01:07 PM (Bdeb0)

26 letting states prosecute undocumented immigrants for identity theft if they use someone else's Social Security number to apply for a job.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2019 01:07 PM


They can't now? WTF?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 01:07 PM (O2RFr)

27 Yeah for common sense, law and order!


Did RBG write the minority opinion? I've read that in addition to walking a mile a day (like a champ!) who's been busy writing SCOTUS opinions.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2019 01:08 PM (W+vEI)

28 The dissenting opinion will now be know as the "Clap Back Opinion"


And you will read it "For Time".

Posted by: Notorious RBG at March 19, 2019 01:08 PM (ymnmz)

29 The lefties are talking about packing the court with more judges again...

I think Trump should embrace their idea and do it before they get into office again.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 19, 2019 01:06 PM (so+oy)
+++++++++++
I would actually like to see one more SCOTUS justice. The court should be allowed to hang.

And for how much the Left depends on the courts, you'd think Obama wouldn't have been so lazy about filling vacancies. He gave Trump a generational opportunity, one which Trump has been exploiting well with help from, credit where it is due, the turtle. He is worthless in general but good on this point and their efforts have been making serious structural shifts in the judiciary.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 01:08 PM (I2dne)

30 >>We need to deal with the Flores injunction and "catch-and-release" somewhat more urgently.Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 01:06 PM (I2dne)

Submitted: "Catch-and-fillet"

Posted by: Ginsburg's ECG at March 19, 2019 01:08 PM (Bdeb0)

31 Off Ginsburg sock!

Posted by: Zod at March 19, 2019 01:09 PM (Bdeb0)

32 I just got off for lunch. I've been busy working otherwise. ANyway, regarding the previous post, I gotta say...

a) Obama supported the attempt by the Moslem Brotherhood, which an Egyptian acquaintance of mine referred to as "Those Retarded Nazis who killed Sadat for trying to make peace with Israel," to perform a putsch in Egypt.

b) He also, as near as I can tell, overthrew Libya's government because he had a wet dream that the MB would be able to use their militaries' support to help overthrow the Egyptian military when they didn't go along with the Putsch.

c) He finally gave who-knows-how-much-money to Iran... which they then gave a large fraction of to Russia to bomb Syria flat, for various sundry strategic and geopolitical reasons.

d) the whole time he did this, he smiled his phony damn smile and talked about how much he Loved him some Israel.

By comparison, why should someone care about whatstheirnames from Minnesota and MIchigan?

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, who had a B-Wing, and called it Brad at March 19, 2019 01:09 PM (Clxcy)

33 BREAKING: Supreme Court agrees to consider letting states prosecute undocumented immigrants for identity theft if they use someone else's Social Security number to apply for a job.
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However, white and black legacy Americans will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

Posted by: Your Subjective Legal System at March 19, 2019 01:09 PM (3hVev)

34

Have we figured out which planet the 9th Circus lives on where they can twist the plain meaning of words into something damned near unrecognizable to normal people in order to impose their anti-constitutional Progressive values?

They're dead fucking serious when they say they'll conquer us "by any means necessary."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 19, 2019 01:09 PM (HaL55)

35 Yea, I don't think I need to compare the arguments. Only someone looking for a reason to find a loophole to allow illegals to stay in the country would make an argument that it had to be "immediate".

It's not so much conservative vs liberal. It's basic common sense vs finding a thin reed to get around the law.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2019 01:06 PM (/tuJf)

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It's not even the thin legal reed. There are Judges hustling illegals out the back door of court houses while ICE is waiting for them outside of the courtroom.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 01:09 PM (ffYR/)

36 27
Yeah for common sense, law and order!





Did RBG write the minority opinion? I've read that in addition to
walking a mile a day (like a champ!) who's been busy writing SCOTUS
opinions.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2019 01:08 PM (W+vEI)

She writes them in corn fields by running around a crushing down stalks to form words so the whole world can read her dissent..... from space!

Posted by: Notorious RBG at March 19, 2019 01:09 PM (ymnmz)

37 Fuck John Roberts anyway.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 19, 2019 01:09 PM (hjaPQ)

38 It's high time we disbanded the 9th Circuit. They get nearly every decision wrong, and the ones they get "right," are slam dunks.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 19, 2019 01:10 PM (bkUtD)

39 Left unsaid, it's most likely this came about because leftist states were refusing to tell ICE when illegals were being released

So now they're all acting horrified that, after helping these criminals evade deportation, after telling them to run and hide, ICE finally finds them

And 4 justices said, "Yup, it's right there-- the olly olly oxen free clause in the Constitution."

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 19, 2019 01:10 PM (TN1P5)

40 BREAKING: Supreme Court agrees to consider letting states prosecute undocumented immigrants for identity theft if they use someone else's Social Security number to apply for a job.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

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I was reading about that.

The mental gymnastics on this are incredible, basically if you're an illegal alien, you aren't subject to state laws anymore. That will probably be where at least 4 Supreme Court justices land on this.

Posted by: Blago at March 19, 2019 01:10 PM (UfkIY)

41
I may not have been the first one to jump on the Trump train, but I knew damn well that the Supreme Court had to be kept out of the hands of one Sir Edmund Hillary Clinton's hands. At all costs. Even venturing into luxurious, the best, territory.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 19, 2019 01:10 PM (jYje5)

42 "But the leftists are willing to claim anything to keep the maximum number of criminal aliens in the US."

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Of course they are, that is their main constituency.

Just as you don't have a country if you can't control you borders, you are not in power if you can't deport criminal non- citizens.

Posted by: Decaf at March 19, 2019 01:10 PM (PUz4C)

43 Still hoping Roberts gets hit by a train or chokes on a fish bone when eating dinner so he can get replaced by Ted Cruz.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 19, 2019 01:11 PM (+dsLj)

44 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 19, 2019 01:11 PM (C1NyB)

45 Hey remember when Nevertrumpers like the little pissant ant twat Binny Shatpiro told us Trump would appoint judges like his leftist sister?

lulz

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 19, 2019 01:12 PM (+dsLj)

46 I would like to see Louie Gohmert on the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at March 19, 2019 01:12 PM (0v57o)

47 The 9th Circus' shit is all retarded.
Wonderful it's reversed.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 19, 2019 01:12 PM (ufFY8)

48 >>I just got off for lunch. I've been busy working otherwise. Anyway, regarding the previous post, I gotta say...



one more:

e)Routinely betrayed Israel by leaking its secrets (Stuxnet, location of secret base) and snubbed its leader, Netanyahu

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2019 01:12 PM (W+vEI)

49 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 19, 2019 01:13 PM (IXZGh)

50 RBG just had a birthday, and somehow there are no photos of her from 2019.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wrong it hat say bullets interpretation means nothing. at March 19, 2019 01:14 PM (xyung)

51 d) the whole time he did this, he smiled his phony damn smile and talked about how much he Loved him some Israel.

By comparison, why should someone care about whatstheirnames from Minnesota and MIchigan?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, who had a B-Wing, and called it Brad at March 19, 2019 01:09 PM (Clxcy)


Cock Curious exerted more energy on a Real Final Solution than he did on anything other than filling out Final Four brackets for eight years.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 19, 2019 01:14 PM (y7DUB)

52 All the women on the court voted to make more angel moms. How sick of them.

Posted by: w at March 19, 2019 01:14 PM (cYWKd)

53 Swing Low. Sweet Chariot. And rid us of that nasty RBG.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 19, 2019 01:14 PM (2LelM)

54 The 9th Circus' shit is all retarded. Wonderful it's reversed.

*****************

Last I heard it was on the cusp of shifting back to conservative control too as Trump is in position to finally buttfuck the leftist court here with enough appointees.

PLEASE GOD

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 19, 2019 01:15 PM (+dsLj)

55 RBG is alive? I shan't believe this.

Posted by: literally serious at March 19, 2019 01:06 PM (tRLIC)



She's made Chicago her home so that she can keep voting well after her expiration date

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2019 01:15 PM (OLCnA)

56 50
RBG just had a birthday, and somehow there are no photos of her from 2019.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - wrong it hat say bullets interpretation means nothing. at March 19, 2019 01:14 PM (xyung)


My photographic year in review will be played to Dust in the Wind.

Posted by: Notorious RBG at March 19, 2019 01:15 PM (ymnmz)

57

The mental gymnastics on this are incredible, basically if you're an
illegal alien, you aren't subject to state laws anymore. That will
probably be where at least 4 Supreme Court justices land on this.


But the illegals will be able to vote. And the claim will be that they're subject to the law, so keeping them from voting is bad and we're all racisty racists for that. Or something.

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 19, 2019 01:15 PM (HaL55)

58 RBG just had a birthday, and somehow there are no photos of her from 2019.
Posted by: Moron Robbie... at March 19, 2019 01:14 PM (xyung)
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She's either dead or so profoundly decrepit that letting her be seen would give away the show.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 01:16 PM (I2dne)

59 >>>My photographic year in review will be played to Dust in the Wind.



She's already dust in a dress.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 19, 2019 01:16 PM (bkUtD)

60 She's made Chicago her home so that she can keep voting well after her expiration date

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2019 01:15 PM (OLCnA)

Ok, I LOLed.
THAT is funny.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 19, 2019 01:16 PM (ufFY8)

61 38 It's high time we disbanded the 9th Circuit. They get nearly every decision wrong, and the ones they get "right," are slam dunks.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

just rename them the Costanza Court of Appeals. whatever they rule, the opposite holds.

Posted by: x at March 19, 2019 01:16 PM (nFwvY)

62 WHEN I shoot someone, it is murder. But I've changed NOW.


After a week, it is just bad, and a few months later, too late, you should have arrested THAT guy then, I'm wholly a changed man now. Water (and blood) under the bridge.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 19, 2019 01:16 PM (Cus5s)

63 But Gorsuch!

Posted by: Ballwork at March 19, 2019 01:16 PM (t6MX/)

64 All the women on the court voted to make more angel moms. How sick of them.

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you sure they women? Look like frogs wearing wigs to me.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 19, 2019 01:16 PM (+dsLj)

65 It's so fun
being an illegal ay-lee-un

Posted by: Manuel Labor at March 19, 2019 01:17 PM (v0R5T)

66 >>50 RBG just had a birthday, and somehow there are no photos of her from 2019. Posted by: Moron Robbie - wrong it hat say bullets interpretation means nothing. at March 19, 2019 01:14 PM (xyung)

Old and busted: We will not pay the Martians' ransom for her without proof of life pix!

New hotness: We have other specimens available for your studies.

Posted by: Zod at March 19, 2019 01:17 PM (Bdeb0)

67 It's not even the thin legal reed. There are Judges hustling illegals out the back door of court houses while ICE is waiting for them outside of the courtroom.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 01:09 PM (ffYR/)

Any judge who does that should be arrested and charged with obstruction of justice.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 19, 2019 01:17 PM (J+mig)

68 Look like frogs wearing wigs to me.
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What cute Guamanian chicks look like on their thirtieth birthday.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 19, 2019 01:17 PM (2LelM)

69 Since the Dems think packing the courts is all right. Why don't the Pubs do it right now?

We have the Presidency and we have the Senate.

I know how they *would* react--but they really *can't* react that way, other than by cover of the press.

Posted by: Axeman at March 19, 2019 01:18 PM (vDqXW)

70 you sure they women? Look like frogs wearing wigs to me.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 19, 2019 01:16 PM (+dsLj)
++++++++++
None of them are. This is why I was so puzzled by the "I choose Hillary! because she's a woman like me" thing. Hillary! wasn't a woman, either. She is not a woman in the same way that Schumer is not a man.

These people are sexless creatures of power. Their gender or sex are irrelevant. They are not women and men. They are just meat sacks that fill themselves with power.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 01:18 PM (I2dne)

71 When will Trump replace Ruth Gainsburg?

Posted by: Exploding Meteors Want to Know at March 19, 2019 01:18 PM (uWWbw)

72 But Gorsuch!

Posted by: Ballwork at March 19, 2019 01:16 PM (t6MX/)
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Damn right.

Posted by: Axeman at March 19, 2019 01:18 PM (vDqXW)

73 >>>just rename them the Costanza Court of Appeals. whatever they rule, the opposite holds.



"If every decision you made is wrong..."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 19, 2019 01:18 PM (bkUtD)

74 What was the leftist shits reasoning for ruling the rule of law, un-law?

Posted by: Sponge at March 19, 2019 01:19 PM (IXZGh)

75 Yeah, that's right: ICE has to detain these criminal aliens for deportation as soon as they are released -- but we're not gonna notify ICE when we release them. Because F*CK ICE!

ICE will have to intuit the release dates, or hire psychics to tell them, or whatever. Not our problem. We're gonna keep these criminals in the U.S., so they can commit the crimes that lazy Americans won't!

Posted by: Sanctuary jurisdictions at March 19, 2019 01:19 PM (fqUgw)

76 you sure they women? Look like frogs wearing wigs to me.
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*KeK*

Posted by: Pepe at March 19, 2019 01:19 PM (uWWbw)

77 37 Fuck John Roberts anyway.

agreed. and an extra FU to RBG's clerks who wrote "her" opinion.

Posted by: Space Herpes, we'll be here all night at March 19, 2019 01:19 PM (4AeKb)

78 >>Hillary...They are just meat sacks that fill themselves with power. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 01:18 PM (I2dne)

I said it then, I'll say it now:

Drunk lesbian Cylon.

Posted by: Zod at March 19, 2019 01:20 PM (Bdeb0)

79 The Ninth Circuit has been a pathetic joke for years.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 01:20 PM (NWiLs)

80
Forget the ninth. They all cra cra.


I wanna point out that FOUR SUPREMES voted along with this idiocy.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 01:20 PM (8XRCm)

81 They can't now? WTF?
Posted by: It's me donna


It's more infuriating to note that the IRS refuses to do anything about it even though they have had the data sitting in front of them.

I do love hearing our Conthervative! Betters wax righteously about the "rule of law" only to ignore decades of a feral and monsterous Federal government.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2019 01:20 PM (Hk+Y0)

82 "RBG just had a birthday, and somehow there are no photos of her from 2019."


yeah, that is pretty weird. I assume she is alive, but looks even worse than when last seen. Maybe on oxygen, or in a wheel chair. Message control is important. TheNarrative.


Last video I saw she was struggling to put sentences together, no doubt she is worse now.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 19, 2019 01:20 PM (Cus5s)

83 an extra FU to RBG's clerks who wrote "her" opinion.

Posted by: Space Herpes, we'll be here all night at March 19, 2019 01:19 PM (4AeKb)
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I think they held a seance.

Posted by: Axeman at March 19, 2019 01:20 PM (vDqXW)

84 I wonder if Ginsburg is at the same Alcor facility McCain was.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, who had a B-Wing, and called it Brad at March 19, 2019 01:21 PM (Clxcy)

85 I did a quick search to see what all Preap had been arrested for. He was let out of prison for drug charges in 2006, but he had other arrests for illegal possession of a weapon (and removing the serial number on the weapon), stealing a car, and driving with a suspended license (twice). And at least the stolen car arrest was in 2016, so I'm guessing he wasn't exactly an altar boy for those intervening 7 years between his release and his attempted deportation (in 2013).

Posted by: sunny-dee at March 19, 2019 01:21 PM (QAOZh)

86 67 It's not even the thin legal reed. There are Judges hustling illegals out the back door of court houses while ICE is waiting for them outside of the courtroom.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 01:09 PM (ffYR/)

Any judge who does that should be arrested and charged with obstruction of justice.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 19, 2019 01:17 PM (J+mig)

Could Hawaiian Judge declare himself to be above the law?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 19, 2019 01:22 PM (JgA4k)

87 She's made Chicago her home so that she can keep voting well after her expiration date

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2019 01:15 PM (OLCnA)


It's true. Jussie Smollett claimed that she jumped him in an alley & poured Werther's Originals on him.

Posted by: josephistan at March 19, 2019 01:22 PM (7HtZB)

88 removing the serial number on the weapon

methinks he was up to some serious shit then. No other reason to risk that serious Federal offense.

Posted by: Space Herpes, we'll be here all night at March 19, 2019 01:22 PM (4AeKb)

89 These people are sexless creatures of power. Their gender or sex are irrelevant. They are not women and men. They are just meat sacks that fill themselves with power.

************

Yep and if you wanna see a real woman, lookie here:

https://youtu.be/89KkpX_ANds


I despair over life knowing such gorgeous hotty MAGA women are so few and far between that I can only but watch them on YouTube while licking my monitor.

I'm sorry, is that wrong? Should I not be doing that?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 19, 2019 01:22 PM (+dsLj)

90 Could Hawaiian Judge declare himself to be above the law?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 19, 2019 01:22 PM (JgA4k)
++++++++++
That would be a tricky philosophical problem. "I am the law" would be easier.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 01:22 PM (I2dne)

91 The Washington Examiner is a trash cuck outfit.

Perhaps, but they aren't owned by Salem yet. Still a ways to go.

Posted by: dr kill at March 19, 2019 01:22 PM (Jj+59)

92 Last video I saw she was struggling to put sentences together, no doubt she is worse now

No, no.. The day she "returned" to the SC they wrote that she spoke more clearly then before her surgery and sat up right with out the slouch! A miraculous recovery!

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 01:23 PM (O2RFr)

93 "The 9th Circuit and the liberals on the court..."


Hey, Mr. Ace of Hate, we in Professional Journalism correctly call them the mainstream thinkers on the court.

Posted by: This is Brian Stelter at March 19, 2019 01:23 PM (AMIL/)

94 I'm sorry, is that wrong? Should I not be doing that?
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 19, 2019 01:22 PM (+dsLj)
+++++++++++
Meh. I do.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 01:23 PM (I2dne)

95 Sidebar:
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A lot of teen boys identify as being more muscular, and a lot of teenage girls identify as being bustier. Will steroids and breast augmentation now be a right of children?
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No. Those *enforce* gender stereotypes. You simply are not allowed to *expand* existing stereotypes--no matter who you are.

Posted by: Axeman at March 19, 2019 01:23 PM (vDqXW)

96
Ruth Buzzi Ginsburg Pike voted *beep* *beep* against the ruling

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2019 01:23 PM (OLCnA)

97 methinks he was up to some serious shit then. No other reason to risk that serious Federal offense.
Posted by: Space Herpes, we'll be here all night at March 19, 2019 01:22 PM (4AeKb)

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Dude. "serious Federal Offenses" regarding firearms are for white cisnormally gendered dudes. The perp in question is a POC.... so BATFE could care less.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 01:24 PM (8XRCm)

98 No, no.. The day she "returned" to the SC they wrote that she spoke more clearly then before her surgery and sat up right with out the slouch! A miraculous recovery!

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 01:23 PM (O2RFr)
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And benchpressed a train!

Posted by: Axeman at March 19, 2019 01:24 PM (vDqXW)

99 See this is why Roberts isn't being blackmailed and isn't a leftist idiot. He's just a sucker for being manipulated by leftist legal experts and the academic legal community. This wasn't a big sexy hot button issue, so they didn't lean on him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 01:24 PM (39g3+)

100 >10
But Gorsuch!

But Kavanaugh!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 19, 2019 01:05 PM (hLRSq)


You took the words right out of my mouth.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 19, 2019 01:24 PM (sjdRT)

101 Ruth Buzzi Ginsburg Pike voted *beep* *beep* against the ruling
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2019 01:23 PM (OLCnA)

Maybe she has one of those Steven Hawkings apparatus

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 01:25 PM (O2RFr)

102 90 Could Hawaiian Judge declare himself to be above the law?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 19, 2019 01:22 PM (JgA4k)
++++++++++
That would be a tricky philosophical problem. "I am the law" would be easier.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 01:22 PM (I2dne)

If he had a half dozen Mai Tais too many could he refuse to be charged when the police catch him weaving all over the road?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 19, 2019 01:25 PM (JgA4k)

103 I humped my TV on election night, when they said Felonia had just called PDT to concede.

But monitor licking, that's just weird.

Posted by: Space Herpes, we'll be here all night at March 19, 2019 01:25 PM (4AeKb)

104 That's it!! RBG has Space Herpes!!!!1!!11

Posted by: dr kill at March 19, 2019 01:25 PM (Jj+59)

105 If he had a half dozen Mai Tais too many could he refuse to be charged when the police catch him weaving all over the road?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 19, 2019 01:25 PM (JgA4k)
++++++++++
No need. We handle this well enough now. Just slip your business card showing your club membership behind your license when you hand it over. You'll be the first guy since 1975 to get a ride home until you sober up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 01:26 PM (I2dne)

106

That would be a tricky philosophical problem. "I am the law" would be easier.

But what they really mean is "I am God. And you will bow before me, for I alone control your life."

And if you think that's not some sort of mental illness, well I have a bridge to sell you. Cheap.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 19, 2019 01:26 PM (HaL55)

107 Hey, Mr. Ace of Hate, we in Professional Journalism correctly call them the mainstream thinkers on the court.

You forgot the "dear diary" portion

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 01:26 PM (39g3+)

108 Dude. "serious Federal Offenses" regarding firearms
are for white cisnormally gendered dudes. The perp in question is a
POC.... so BATFE could care less.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 01:24 PM (8XRCm)

He didn't have a world domination manifesto or a target list of beautiful people, so we couldn't be bothered.

Posted by: BATFE at March 19, 2019 01:26 PM (t6MX/)

109 103
I humped my TV on election night, when they said Felonia had just called PDT to concede.



But monitor licking, that's just weird.

Posted by: Space Herpes, we'll be here all night at March 19, 2019 01:25 PM (4AeKb)

Just keep us out of it.

Posted by: The Chicken, toaster, couch at March 19, 2019 01:26 PM (ufFY8)

110 Does anyone have the ability to ask the majority of SCOTUS about the health and appearance of their colleague?

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 19, 2019 01:26 PM (Xvo1a)

111 Ruth Buzzi Ginsburg Pike voted *beep* *beep* against the ruling
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2019 01:23 PM (OLCnA)

Maybe she has one of those Steven Hawkings apparatus
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 01:25 PM (O2RFr)

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Depends on if Spock gets Cap'n Ginsburg Pike back to Talos IV or not.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 01:26 PM (8XRCm)

112 Maybe she has one of those Steven Hawkings apparatus

One that someone else off stage is controlling, making him say stuff he has no control over? yeah.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 01:27 PM (39g3+)

113 wax my ass
wash my balls
but don't even think
about waxing my balls
cause no homo

Posted by: Beatoff O'Dork at March 19, 2019 01:27 PM (hjaPQ)

114 I humped my TV on election night, when they said Felonia had just called PDT to concede.

But monitor licking, that's just weird.
Posted by: Space Herpes, we'll be here all night at March 19, 2019 01:25 PM (4AeKb)

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She had her minions make the call as she was probably engaged in a spittle flecked, ashtray and lamp throwing drunken tirade at the time.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 01:27 PM (ffYR/)

115
The Amazon Post - Supreme Court rules against immigrants in detention case. Yes comrades, immigrants. Poor widdle innocent immigrants

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2019 01:27 PM (OLCnA)

116 But Gorsuch!

But Kavanaugh!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Break Progressive Minds with a Trumpinator From The Outrage Outlet! at March 19, 2019 01:05 PM (hLRSq)

A double damn right.

Posted by: Axeman at March 19, 2019 01:27 PM (vDqXW)

117 He didn't have a world domination manifesto or a target list of beautiful people, so we couldn't be bothered.
Posted by: BATFE at March 19, 2019 01:26 PM (t6MX/)

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How about 922r compliance ??

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 01:28 PM (8XRCm)

118 How about 922r compliance ??

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 01:28 PM (8XRCm)

What's that?

Posted by: BATFE at March 19, 2019 01:29 PM (t6MX/)

119 Not even surprised anymore when something so obvious goes 5-4. All politics all the time in the 3rd branch.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2019 01:30 PM (r+sAi)

120 What's that?
Posted by: BATFE at March 19, 2019 01:29 PM (t6MX/)

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Zactly.!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 01:30 PM (8XRCm)

121 Just keep us out of it. Posted by: The Chicken, toaster, couch at March 19, 2019 01:26 PM (ufFY

**********************

Us too!

Posted by: Apple Pies in crappy raunchy teenage flicks at March 19, 2019 01:30 PM (+dsLj)

122
Whoa. Whered everybody gooooooo??

Posted by: fixerupper at March 19, 2019 01:30 PM (8XRCm)

123 Supposedly they had a birthday party for Ruthie... Where's the photos?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 01:30 PM (O2RFr)

124 How many justices will the DEMS try to add? Some of them are discussing 15 more, but it seems more likely they aim for something like 4 more.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 19, 2019 01:31 PM (wGbBR)

125 62 WHEN I shoot someone, it is murder. But I've changed NOW.


After a week, it is just bad, and a few months later, too late, you should have arrested THAT guy then, I'm wholly a changed man now. Water (and blood) under the bridge.
__________________

There was a story in the news the other day about some black guy in Alabama who was arrested (based on DNA one of his relatives submitted to some genealogy company) for the murder of two college girls, and the rape of one. The girls had apparently gotten lost on the way home from some party, and they'd stopped at a gas station, probably to get directions. The bodies of the dead girls were found in the truck of the car they'd been driving, and there was semen recovered from one of them (later matched to the black guy who was arrested). The crimes happened in 1999.

The black guy's lawyer argued that he shouldn't go to prison, because he's been an upstanding member of the community for the past couple of decades, and he's a model citizen.

IOW, the argument was "my client hasn't kidnapped, raped, shot dead and shoved in a truck anybody since he did those two girls in 1999! Why can't you people just get over it already?"

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 19, 2019 01:31 PM (fqUgw)

126 115
The Amazon Post - Supreme Court rules against immigrants in detention case. Yes comrades, immigrants. Poor widdle innocent immigrants
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2019 01:27 PM (OLCnA)

Odd how they left the word illegal out. Forgetful, aren't they?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 19, 2019 01:31 PM (JgA4k)

127 87 She's made Chicago her home so that she can keep voting well after her expiration date

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 19, 2019 01:15 PM (OLCnA)


It's true. Jussie Smollett claimed that she jumped him in an alley & poured Werther's Originals on him.
Posted by: josephistan at March 19, 2019 01:22 PM (7HtZB)

Butterscotch. Werther's are for closers.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 01:31 PM (NWiLs)

128 Yep and if you wanna see a real woman, lookie here:

https://youtu.be/89KkpX_ANds
...
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 19, 2019 01:22 PM (+dsLj)
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She has an odd voice. I wonder where she's from.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 01:31 PM (I2dne)

129 Not even surprised anymore when something so obvious goes 5-4. All politics all the time in the 3rd branch.

*********************

Thats why Roberts saying there are no liberal or conservative judges was the biggest bunch of bullshit that ever lit up the world in flaming bullshitis.

Posted by: Apple Pies in crappy raunchy teenage flicks at March 19, 2019 01:31 PM (+dsLj)

130 >Odd how they left the word illegal out. Forgetful, aren't they?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 19, 2019 01:31 PM (JgA4k)


They left out convicted criminals as well.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 19, 2019 01:32 PM (sjdRT)

131 Actually, the quote from the Breyer dissent (if it's part of the dissent and not simply remarks made in the Court only) could be useful in the future. According to the article, Breyer stated, "the greater importance in the case lies in the power that the majority's interpretation grants to the government."

Let's throw the fact that Breyer expressed concern about the amount of power granted to the government in his face ALL the time. Obamacare, gun confiscation, Masterpiece Cake Shop, etc. In all briefs, quote Breyer's dissent back to him.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 19, 2019 01:32 PM (+/C3g)

132 Not even surprised anymore when something so obvious goes 5-4. All politics all the time in the 3rd branch.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2019 01:30 PM (r+sAi)

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The majority of their rulings are 9-0. Only the hot political ones seem to get to 5-4.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 01:32 PM (ffYR/)

133 Germany has announced that they will not raise defense spending to anything close to 2% of GDP as required by NATO rules.

But Trump is the one abandoning NATO. Idiots.

https://dailym.ai/2TYNNj7

Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2019 01:33 PM (/tuJf)

134 Wow... it's almost as if the minority were invested in allowing criminal aliens to remain here, despite a clear intent of a commonsense law -- that only a complete TARD would misinterpret to mean what they said it could mean.

Posted by: red speck at March 19, 2019 01:33 PM (6Krd7)

135 I'm convinced the Ninth Circuit is comprised of drunken bums and filthy hobos. These bastards need their walking papers.

Posted by: Fritz at March 19, 2019 01:33 PM (LuPts)

136 133. Why would they? We have massive bases there that protect them no matter what they spend.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 19, 2019 01:33 PM (wGbBR)

137 She has an odd voice. I wonder where she's from.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 01:31 PM (I2dne)

She's aussie but with an american mom and aussie dad. Her mom spoke with a normal American slang so she picked up most of it, giving her a permanent blend of aussie and american accent.

I find it endearing when it's not inducing me to lather up my monitor.

Some of her videos are hilarious especially when she's pretending to be a pink haired SJW.

Posted by: Apple Pies in crappy raunchy teenage flicks at March 19, 2019 01:34 PM (+dsLj)

138 Germany has announced that they will not raise defense spending to anything close to 2% of GDP as required by NATO rules.

But Trump is the one abandoning NATO. Idiots.

https://dailym.ai/2TYNNj7
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2019 01:33 PM (/tuJf)
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They're all-in on loving a NATO they don't pay for.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2019 01:34 PM (I2dne)

139 All this talk about Dem anti-semitism will be laid to rest once we pass legislation for a Hymietown seat on the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, Leader of the Free World at March 19, 2019 01:34 PM (hjaPQ)

140 Ah, yes, the well known Thales doctrine of American law. "Look, you guys should have arrested me when I was a murderer. I'm a totally different guy now. Same river twice and all that."

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 19, 2019 01:34 PM (oZ6kz)

141 You know what America needs? A Giant Viking Ship hiding just beneath the earth.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 19, 2019 01:34 PM (2LelM)

142 >>Why would they? We have massive bases there that protect them no matter what they spend.

Because Trump is not Obama. There will be consequences.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2019 01:35 PM (/tuJf)

143
It's more infuriating to note that the IRS refuses to do anything about it even though they have had the data sitting in front of them.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2019 01:20 PM


Know an interesting theory I have about the IRS? Look at how the House and Senate have fought Trump tooth and nail over just about everything. Yet he somehow gets a tax cut passed that makes life a little easier for the IRS. They can now substitute an actual 'highest number' for calculations of tax right-offs for real estate. No more of people just penciling in some huge number which the IRS has to call people in for an audit to negate.

Not to diminish Sir Donald in any way -- lower taxes are good. I just think the IRS folks present a 'wish-list' to Congress every once in a while.

Now the (D)'s want to run against the wishes of the IRS.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 19, 2019 01:35 PM (jYje5)

144 Shit, by 2019 standards, _I_ could be more of a woman than Hillary if I wanted to.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 19, 2019 01:35 PM (UnA8+)

145 "It depends on what the meaning of 'is' is."

Today's court would have ruled in favor of Clinton and kicked Thomas out to make room for Bill on the bench.

Posted by: red speck at March 19, 2019 01:35 PM (6Krd7)

146 And socks off, and Ill probably never eat pie again now.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 19, 2019 01:35 PM (+dsLj)

147 Isn't a better to deport them from prison?

Why should we feed, clothe, and house these people when all we're going to do is deport them afterward?

Posted by: DocJ at March 19, 2019 01:35 PM (NYS7S)

148 You know what kind of day it is?

It's a Slark kinda day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymOEYinaXro

"Slark" by Stackridge.


Posted by: naturalfake at March 19, 2019 01:35 PM (9X624)

149 I'm convinced the Ninth Circuit is comprised of drunken bums and filthy hobos. These bastards need their walking papers.

Its changing. There are 29 justices on the 9th court, and Trump can replace at least 6 more (he's already replaced the worst of them, Reinhardt). Not ALL the judges on the court are lunatics, just a large majority.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2019 01:36 PM (39g3+)

150 @45 I remember ace telling us that. He was a conman who was never conservative and we would all regret giving away the Presidency, the Congress, and the Courts for a generation.

Posted by: blaster at March 19, 2019 01:36 PM (F7lRL)

151 5-4 and that's only IF he's been convicted! Consider, too, what it takes to get caught, arrested, charged, prosecuted, and convicted in California.

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2019 01:36 PM (n6bs1)