John Katshit's Top Advisor John Weaver: Brian Kemp is a Cheating Hack and Stacey Adams is the Legitimate Governor of Georgia

He who pays the piper calls the tune.

#WhoFundsNeverTrump?




The Long Goodbye: Max Boot announces, yet again, that he's leaving the GOP.

He was last spotted praising Eric Swalwell for his common-sense nuke the gun owners True Conservative Stance.

Oh, and you'll be surprised to learn that the allegedly anti-conspiracy-theory Jake Tapper is pretty neutral about Democrats' conspiracy theories.



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1 How many divisions does John Weaver have?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 06:04 PM (bcbK8)

2 Types

Deletes

Posted by: Kreplach at November 19, 2018 06:05 PM (qxq6t)

3 Bright future, huh?

Gotta wear shades?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 19, 2018 06:05 PM (6qErC)

4 What the effing eff?

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 19, 2018 06:05 PM (p0nVR)

5 He may be a cheating hack, but hes not a Democrat.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at November 19, 2018 06:06 PM (NHSOx)

6 Is he the son of a mailman too?

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 19, 2018 06:06 PM (p0nVR)

7 Katshit and flake perfect together

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 06:06 PM (bim/x)

8 Yeah, having more votes is 'actions that can't be tolerated' by the Left.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 06:07 PM (bcbK8)

9 "@staceyabrams should be governor, but isn't due to actions that can't be tolerated."

Being Stacey Abrams is an action that can't be tolerated, and is why she is not the governor. Hooray! We agree about things!

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2018 06:07 PM (t+qrx)

10 Did he give Kasich a diamond at karaoke. Were they singing In The Navy?

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at November 19, 2018 06:07 PM (NHSOx)

11
Weird how ALL "advisers" to Republicans really really want Democrats to win all the elections.

It's almost as if these "Republican" "advisers" are really Leftist operatives.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:07 PM (7vjfd)

12 Kasich since he became a insane Never Trumper.
Portman wins re-electionDeWine wins GovernorshipTrump wins Ohio in 2016.GOP Holds all House seats in 2018

what a yutz

Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2018 06:07 PM (HrSJb)

13 GA is still under the Voting Rights Act and can't implement any changes (voter ID) without the Courts approving them because Congress is too pathetic to let expire an ACT that is outdated.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at November 19, 2018 06:07 PM (AJ/mV)

14 He REALLY needs to lose his job.
Or at least the 'gop' in his twitter name.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 06:08 PM (bcbK8)

15 who's John Weaver?

Posted by: Adriane the Free Verse Poetry Critic ... at November 19, 2018 06:08 PM (AoK0a)

16 sometime, karma's going to be a bitch.

just wait

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2018 06:08 PM (d7Ww2)

17 Like I said last week, something happened to Kasich's mind after he did so poorly in the primaries. Bitter man now. He was a decent governor at the start of his terms.

Posted by: Tuna at November 19, 2018 06:08 PM (jm1YL)

18

(Stop)
Oh yes, wait a minute
Mr. Postman
(Wait)
Wait Mr. Postman

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2018 06:08 PM (aKsyK)

19 Take your new voting rights act and shove it, dillhole.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 19, 2018 06:08 PM (YWcH0)

20 19 Take your new voting rights act and shove it, dillhole.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 19, 2018 06:08 PM (YWcH0)

I love that song.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 06:09 PM (bcbK8)

21 Apparently, vapid bitching on a social media platform is all that is required to fulfill the onus of "not tolerating" something.

Hmm. That was easy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 06:09 PM (BRvh1)

22 I propose the following one-size-fits-all response: "Sure, sweetcheecks".

Posted by: Sporkatus at November 19, 2018 06:09 PM (HtLSE)

23 who's John Weaver?
Posted by: Adriane the Free Verse Poetry Critic ... at November 19, 2018 06:08 PM (AoK0a)

Used to pitch for the Yankees but was a pussy and could not function under the lights of NY

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 06:09 PM (bim/x)

24
OK, Kasich you self-licking asshole. What PROOF do you have?!

I'll wait right here...


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 06:09 PM (/9p9e)

25 who's John Weaver?

I dunno. Some little bitch.

Posted by: John Galt at November 19, 2018 06:09 PM (HtLSE)

26 Did the douche mention the 20 or so contested races that sent the other way?

*off to Twitter.

Posted by: Golfman at November 19, 2018 06:09 PM (GL/05)

27
A really good Alternate Post Title:

And Another "Republican" Uses Twitter To Audition To Be On CNN Panel


Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:09 PM (7vjfd)

28 John Weaver is a fukn idiot!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2018 06:10 PM (JFO2v)

29 25 who's John Weaver?

I dunno. Some little bitch.
Posted by: John Galt at November 19, 2018 06:09 PM (HtLSE)


Under Paul Lynde? Oh wait a second...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 06:10 PM (/9p9e)

30

There's seems to be a whole lot of denial going on amongst the Progs.
They just can't even with that Reality thingy, can they?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 06:10 PM (HaL55)

31 Apparently, vapid bitching on a social media platform is all that is required to fulfill the onus of "not tolerating" something.

Hmm. That was easy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Hey the "Free Our Girls" hashtag recovered all those kidnapped Christians in Nigeria !!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Free Verse Poetry Critic ... at November 19, 2018 06:10 PM (AoK0a)

32 what's the opposite of 2 legit 2 quit?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 19, 2018 06:11 PM (NhgkA)

33 The Progressive Leftist have gone full apeshit lyin mutha fukrs out to destroy lives and civilization.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2018 06:11 PM (JFO2v)

34 Also a long time McCain hack.

If nothing else Trump has thoroughly crushed the ranks of "conservative" political hacks like Weaver, Schmidt, The Rick and Dowd. I will never support any Republican that employs these assclowns.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 06:11 PM (/tuJf)

35 The only thing I can agree with him on is that we need to get the voting situation straightened out, in general. But not the way he means.

How come with these people if the Democrat loses, that means the election was rigged, but if the Democrat wins, it's all sunshine and lollipops and rainbows everywhere?

Posted by: bluebell at November 19, 2018 06:11 PM (U5tDi)

36 And Another "Republican" Uses Twitter To Audition To Be On CNN Panel

And now, UNIDIRECTIONAL FIRE WITH JOHN KASICH AND JEFF FLAKE

This will happen.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 19, 2018 06:11 PM (YWcH0)

37 Step one of the new voting rights act. Polls close at their set time and cannot remain open longer.



Oh you don't like that thought of keeping elections honest do you?

Posted by: Buzzion at November 19, 2018 06:11 PM (WaxcS)

38 in your dreams Weaver

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 19, 2018 06:11 PM (NhgkA)

39 Chief strategist for Jon Huntsman's and Kasich's campaigns. So, he's got a track record of fail.

Posted by: huerfano at November 19, 2018 06:12 PM (pqc4s)

40 He's a dream weaver.

Posted by: dantesed at November 19, 2018 06:12 PM (88xKn)

41 katshit should take his comedy tour on the road. the prelude every evening could be watching that phucktard eat chicken while talking about daddy mailman. thanks, ohio. and somebody from ohio took out dimebag darrel. now, that's a fucked up state.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 19, 2018 06:12 PM (KP5rU)

42 Hey the "Free Our Girls" hashtag recovered all those kidnapped Christians in Nigeria !!!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Free Verse Poetry Critic ... at November 19, 2018 06:10 PM (AoK0a)

That's what most scholars seem to believe, but i personally think it was Mooch's pouty-face while holding that sign that was the efficacious ingredient there...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 06:12 PM (BRvh1)

43 Cuck cruise rating?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 19, 2018 06:12 PM (SkuXa)

44 Looks like the nuts are falling a little late in Georgia just bring out the buckets have those Chestnuts roasting on the Open Fire while Jack Frost nips at your nose

Posted by: Tamaa Bird 1000 Voices at November 19, 2018 06:12 PM (wGqjj)

45
So, he's got a track record of fail.

Yeah. That's his job.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:13 PM (7vjfd)

46 I don't know for sure but am guessing John Weaver is closely tied to Jeff Flakes DNA.

Whole lot of projectin goin on.

Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at November 19, 2018 06:13 PM (FUJZT)

47 It's also hack cheating to pretend your not a Democrat, pal.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 19, 2018 06:13 PM (Ndje9)

48 This guy is going to make me start using Modified Isosceles instead.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 06:13 PM (bcbK8)

49 I can't wait to see what the Left thinks a Voting Rights Act should look like.

Posted by: Cruise Cucks at November 19, 2018 06:13 PM (yL25O)

50 Chief strategist for Jon Huntsman's and Kasich's campaigns.

The guy to hire when you want to be more milquetoast than Jeb.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 19, 2018 06:13 PM (YWcH0)

51 Step one of the new voting rights act. Polls close at their set time and cannot remain open longer.

Step 2: Election Day = National Holiday and since everyone can get to the polls, no mail in, no provisional, no alternatives, no out of state voting.

Posted by: Adriane the Free Verse Poetry Critic ... at November 19, 2018 06:13 PM (AoK0a)

52 Speaking of fake conservatives, Here's Cap'n Bill shilling for (Democrat) Admiral McRaven to primary Trump:

"After Bill McRaven defeats Donald Trump for the 2020 Republican presidential nomination, whom should McRaven pick as his vice presidential choice?

[_] Nikki Haley
[_] Charlie Baker
[_] Carlos Curbelo
[_] Let the convention choose"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 06:13 PM (AzW6q)

53 43 Cuck cruise rating?
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 19, 2018 06:12 PM (SkuXa)

...

Ha. I just noted I've had this sock for days. Better use it.

Here goes:

Ahem. Even we have standards, you know.

Posted by: Cruise Cucks at November 19, 2018 06:14 PM (yL25O)

54 ...self-licking asshole.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 06:09 PM (/9p9e)




Yeah, I'm stealing that. I hear "Self-licking ice cream cone" in meetings way too much to not drop that into a teleconference.

Posted by: Bert G at November 19, 2018 06:14 PM (OMsf+)

55 When you lose John Weaver, you lose .002% of America. It's going to be a short night.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 19, 2018 06:14 PM (odNSz)

56

Yeah, how would the Democrat Craven win the R nomination??

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:15 PM (7vjfd)

57 sock be gone

Posted by: TexasDan at November 19, 2018 06:15 PM (yL25O)

58 I do like the statement, "he cheated & undermined democracy every step of the way".

As if it is a known fact.

That wild swing in votes after the election was over was by Team Kemp, right?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 19, 2018 06:15 PM (1g7ch)

59 I am really getting tired of "count every vote even if said vote is three days late and of questionable origin."

Anyway, sounds like Weaver is angling for his next job with his real pals.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 19, 2018 06:15 PM (qC1Sy)

60 38: ISWYDT

Now I have that song in my head.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 19, 2018 06:15 PM (odNSz)

61 After Bill McRaven defeats Donald Trump for the 2020 Republican presidential nomination, whom should McRaven pick as his vice presidential choice?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

After I become Pope, how many of you want to be Cardinals?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 19, 2018 06:15 PM (YWcH0)

62 a possible answer for all this hate and crazy talk, is some of these grifters would be going to prison if their protective FBI was ever run by someone not on board with DeepState globalism. (or their kompromat files would be released, revealing their ???)

This would seem to be true for Rosie/Mueller ... who were deeply involved in Hillary's crimes ... so like cornered wild animals, they have nothing to lose by going katshit crazy with the (seemingly) turncoat lies.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 19, 2018 06:15 PM (Cus5s)

63 I will never support any Republican that employs these assclowns.

C'mon assclowns gotta eat.

Posted by: DaveA at November 19, 2018 06:15 PM (FhXTo)

64 52 Speaking of fake conservatives, Here's Cap'n Bill shilling for (Democrat) Admiral McRaven to primary Trump:

"After Bill McRaven defeats Donald Trump for the 2020 Republican presidential nomination, whom should McRaven pick as his vice presidential choice?

[_] Nikki Haley
[_] Charlie Baker
[_] Carlos Curbelo
[_] Let the convention choose"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 06:13 PM (AzW6q)

He's looking to crowdsource his fan fics?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 06:16 PM (bcbK8)

65 There must be some serious money being offered to the "Republican Strategists Who Back Democrats"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 19, 2018 06:16 PM (Z216Q)

66 Oh and Dolly Pardon is a One.
Still.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 06:16 PM (bcbK8)

67 So Swallow comes right out and says he wants to kill owners...
At least he is honest.

But nukes work best in big densely populated cities.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 19, 2018 06:16 PM (1g7ch)

68 After I become Pope, how many of you want to be Cardinals?
------------

Me! Me! Me!

Posted by: Harry Reid at November 19, 2018 06:16 PM (SkuXa)

69 1,976,214 +1,918,064 + 37,165 = 3931443
3931443/2= 1965721.5
1965721.5 + 1 =1965722.5

1,976,214>1965722.5 GA State Law 50% plus 1.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2018 06:16 PM (JFO2v)

70 McRaven who?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2018 06:17 PM (aKsyK)

71 I really don't get the Trump hating Republican and why that needs to bleed into all other Republican races.

Why are the Democrat operatives that so hate one member of their party that they openly root for every Republican?

It seems a one-way street.

Posted by: Blago at November 19, 2018 06:17 PM (UfkIY)

72 I wonder why exactly all these liberal Republicans are getting so much publicity as they abandon the party. Oh wait, never mind, I know.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 19, 2018 06:17 PM (Z216Q)

73
I have no doubt President Trump will have a few "Republican" challengers in 2020, but I am certain he will not even bother to campaign against any of them, except for tweeting.


Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:17 PM (7vjfd)

74 "whom should McRaven pick as his vice presidential choice?"

Easy. The courier whose name we waterboarded out of KSM who led us to bin Laden.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 19, 2018 06:17 PM (Ndje9)

75 GOPe response to not getting what they want: "Waaaah! I'm LEAVING the party, you guys! Serious."

Trump's response to not getting what he wants: "What the fuck are all these nerds doing in MY party?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 06:17 PM (BRvh1)

76 51 Step one of the new voting rights act. Polls close at their set time and cannot remain open longer.

Step 2: Election Day = National Holiday and since everyone can get to the polls, no mail in, no provisional, no alternatives, no out of state voting.
Posted by: Adriane the Free Verse Poetry Critic ... at November 19, 2018 06:13 PM (AoK0a)
...

All ballot-creating and collecting authorities must create an electronic version of the ballot that is transmitted in a standard format to the military; the military holds elections on the same day as the US, or maybe the day before, and sends those results directly back to the local jurisdiction to be counted and included.

Maybe expats can vote on base too.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 19, 2018 06:17 PM (yL25O)

77 katship flake are laughing stocks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 06:17 PM (bim/x)

78 kristolmeth and his band of commies are a perfect example of untreated syphillis rotting the brain. the butt stuff is strong with these cucks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 19, 2018 06:18 PM (KP5rU)

79 McRaven is a Democrat. Why would he run as a Republican? Kristol is a dumbass.

But it was unnecessary for Trump to bring up McRaven. He just can't let anything go even after he prevails. Hopefully this will blow over too. I'm glad and surprised though that the RNC stepped up and sided with Trump . Maybe they have info McRaven may be a potential Dem opponent in 2020.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 06:18 PM (2DOZq)

80


I do like the statement, "he cheated undermined democracy every step of the way".


OK asshole, prove it or STFU.
What is he, 5 years old?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 06:18 PM (HaL55)

81 Speaking of fake conservatives, Here's Cap'n Bill shilling for (Democrat) Admiral McRaven to primary Trump:

"After Bill McRaven defeats Donald Trump for the 2020 Republican presidential nomination, whom should McRaven pick as his vice presidential choice?

[_] Nikki Haley
[_] Charlie Baker
[_] Carlos Curbelo
[_] Let the convention choose"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 06:13 PM (AzW6q)
--------

Oh dear. Egg McMuffin must be devastated. Just tossed aside like yesterday's breakfast wrapper.

Posted by: bluebell at November 19, 2018 06:18 PM (U5tDi)

82 It's almost as if these "Republican" "advisers" are really Leftist operatives.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:07 PM (7vjfd)

You can tell by looking at who is fukn their wives!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2018 06:18 PM (JFO2v)

83 Fucking fat romance writer bitch. There, I said it.

Posted by: Max Power at November 19, 2018 06:18 PM (QCc6B)

84 GA Governor is a done deal, libtards. Your attempt at theft was unsuccessful this time. Abrams even got some insane Fed judge to order polls specifically around Atl. Black colleges to remain open past legal closing time by 3 hours and Abrams' cheating ass still couldn't pull it off. See ya in 2020.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 06:19 PM (ffYR/)

85 all these Long Goodbyes from TruCons are like the scene in The Jerk

"I Don't Need Anything!

Except this ashtray
and this paddle game,
and these matches,
and this lamp...

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at November 19, 2018 06:19 PM (RKQ/v)

86 Yeah, I'm stealing that. I hear "Self-licking ice cream cone" in meetings way too much

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT STARTS OUT SOUNDING LIKE "ICE" BUT IT'S REALLY "ASS" SO IT MAKES YOU DO A DOUBLE TAKE. ALSO BECAUSE THE PERSON IS EVEN MORE USELESS AND AN ASSHOLE AND THEIR BREATH SMELLS LIKE TAINT

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 19, 2018 06:19 PM (HtLSE)

87 What a wanking bunch of weak sisters these jerks are. Mewling quim does not suffice as sufficient descriptor of these back stabbing kapos.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2018 06:19 PM (famYS)

88 These people are just sleeper agents now revealed.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 19, 2018 06:19 PM (Z216Q)

89 Max Book is like that guy who breaks up with you, and you say okay, bye.
When he gets home, he calls you again to say he's really going to break up with you, okay?
Fine, right, you say.

And this time I really --
You hang up.

Posted by: PJ at November 19, 2018 06:19 PM (qlTN9)

90 Ever since Soviet Georgia was incorporated into the Transcaucasian Federation in '22, it's been a shithole. And racist!

Posted by: Fritz at November 19, 2018 06:19 PM (Z9C5C)

91 >>But it was unnecessary for Trump to bring up McRaven. He just can't let anything go even after he prevails. Hopefully this will blow over too. I'm glad and surprised though that the RNC stepped up and sided with Trump . Maybe they have info McRaven may be a potential Dem opponent in 2020

Trump didn't bring him up, Wallace did. But I do agree that Trump went to far. He could have just pointed out that McRaven is a Hillary/Obama supporter and left it at that.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 06:19 PM (/tuJf)

92 70 McRaven who?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2018 06:17 PM (aKsyK)

---

worst McDonalds sandwich ever

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 19, 2018 06:20 PM (NhgkA)

93 49 I can't wait to see what the Left thinks a Voting Rights Act should look like.
Posted by: Cruise Cucks at November 19, 2018 06:13 PM (yL25O)

Dead Republican have the Right to vote Democrat!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2018 06:20 PM (JFO2v)

94 Kristol seems like he's on his way to L. Ron Hubbard territory. Sailing around with sycophants and occasionally throwing them overboard if they piss him off.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 19, 2018 06:20 PM (SkuXa)

95 I'm just glad to know that the GOP is at least being given credit for being able to steal elections on our own without any help from the Russians.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 19, 2018 06:20 PM (yL25O)

96 ace called or last week when he said the entire Republican leadership is comprised of liberal leftists.

Posted by: Max Power at November 19, 2018 06:20 PM (QCc6B)

97 A really good Alternate Post Title:

And Another "Republican" Uses Twitter To Audition To Be On CNN Panel
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:09 PM (7vjfd)

-----------------------------------

And here we have the crux: The GOPe squishes know that CNN and MSNBC have an unlimited appetite for conservative-hating GOPe drones, so they climb over each other to slander their former party.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at November 19, 2018 06:20 PM (yX3gx)

98 OK asshole, prove it or STFU.

It's undermining democracy to throw ineligible voters back off the rolls, man. Like, she put them on and it was totally a diss and mean and stuff.

Posted by: Sporkatus at November 19, 2018 06:20 PM (HtLSE)

99 You know what would be a glorious thing, and not tactically moot?

If there are a small gaggle of fingerling pud-pullers who try to challenge Trump in a primary, he runs a scorched earth (and basically free) social media campaign to get all sane R voters to the polls for primary day. "Winning is a foregone conclusion, but fukkit, let's go for the record, guys! Together! We can do it!"

... and then gather more votes than any primary candidate for any party in the history of everything, ever.

Just as a gigantic, tax-free fuck you to the Democrats and the Quisling branch of GOP-that-was.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 06:21 PM (BRvh1)

100 Yet again I thank the lord above Senator John McVain is no longer with us.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 19, 2018 06:22 PM (Z216Q)

101 After I become Pope, how many of you want to be Cardinals?

As long as I don't have to suck your dick or allow you to put yours in my butthole.

Posted by: JAS at November 19, 2018 06:22 PM (3HNOQ)

102
Here's a glimpse into the future:

There WILL be "Republican" primary debates, because Fake News will insist on it and set it all up.

So, imagine a bunch of Jerkoffs such as Katshit and Flake on a stage "debating" each other. And by debating, I mean they'll all be agreeing with each other on how Orange Man Bad, with the Fake News moderators concurring.

Then, if they do talk about policies, they'll be echoing the Democrats because they are Democrats.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:22 PM (7vjfd)

103 I need to find a way to refer to Max Boot as Max Butt in some kind of casual goatse reference, but I'm not sure how.

Posted by: Sporkatus at November 19, 2018 06:23 PM (HtLSE)

104
Apparently, vapid bitching on a social media platform is all that is required to fulfill the onus of "not tolerating" something.


Makin' a difference, bro, makin' a difference!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2018 06:23 PM (pNxlR)

105 Bangla fukn desh has almost 200k biometric scanners linked to vote and kicks out any double votes

I can walk into any 7 cum 11 fill out ballot cast vote with 100% and get receipt! lotto

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2018 06:23 PM (JFO2v)

106 hom should McRaven pick as his vice presidential choice?"

Easy. The courier whose name we waterboarded out of KSM who led us to bin Laden.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 19, 2018 06:17 PM (Ndje9)

McRaven is ill. There is no way that he runs. And he didn't leave the Texas system in fantastic shape.

Posted by: LASue at November 19, 2018 06:23 PM (XROPS)

107 Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 06:19 PM (/tuJf)

Sorry , yes I misspoke and it's important to be accurate in this regard. They do bait Trump and to his credit , he doesn't take it as much as one would expect.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 06:23 PM (2DOZq)

108
McRaven who?
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worst McDonalds sandwich ever
Posted by: Buzzsaw90


I just ate one. Nevermore!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2018 06:24 PM (aKsyK)

109 So Swallow comes right out and says he wants to kill owners...
At least he is honest.

But nukes work best in big densely populated cities.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 19, 2018 06:16 PM


Breeder reactor status:

[X] hot
[_] not

Posted by: Lace Wigs and Penis Pumps at November 19, 2018 06:24 PM (e7O7B)

110 Oh, by the way, lets not forget that after John Weaver worked for McVain he spent years working for the Democrat Congressional Campaign Committee.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 19, 2018 06:25 PM (Z216Q)

111 Giving the franchise to poor people was a bad idea.

Posted by: JAS at November 19, 2018 06:25 PM (3HNOQ)

112 Breeder reactor status:

[X] hot
[_] not


"That breeder reactor is so hot right now" - Mugatu

Posted by: Sporkatus at November 19, 2018 06:25 PM (HtLSE)

113 Tank is out of fuel and running on empty.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 06:25 PM (+y/Ru)

114 So Swallow comes right out and says he wants to kill owners... At least he is honest.

--------

Nah. It's crap. The master class never seeks to annihilate the slave class. Their lifestyle depends on keeping those people alive and working.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 06:25 PM (AzW6q)

115
But yeah, there will definitely be "Republican" primary debates.
And President Trump will definitely not attend any of them.

And the other "Republicans" in the primaries will make fools of themselves for all to see.

And President Trump will easily win enough delegates, like 95% of them, for the nomination.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:26 PM (7vjfd)

116
Abrams even got some insane Fed judge to order polls specifically around Atl. Black colleges to remain open past legal closing time by 3 hours and Abrams' cheating ass still couldn't pull it off. See ya in 2020.
Posted by: Calm Mentor


It won't be fair until their votes are counted five thirds.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2018 06:26 PM (aKsyK)

117 Nah. It's crap. The master class never seeks to annihilate the slave class. Their lifestyle depends on keeping those people alive and working.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 06:25 PM (AzW6q)

Someone's been reading their Camus....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 06:26 PM (BRvh1)

118 As long as I don't have to suck your dick or allow you to put yours in my butthole.
Posted by: JAS at November 19, 2018 06:22 PM (3HNOQ)

The coffee, catholics, and cucks meeting!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2018 06:26 PM (JFO2v)

119 so, when do we start shooting, because this bullshit can't go on forever without exceeding max capacity?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 19, 2018 06:26 PM (Dagiw)

120 Nah. It's crap. The master class never seeks to annihilate the slave class. Their lifestyle depends on keeping those people alive and working.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 06:25 PM (AzW6q)

Sparta would like a do over.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 06:27 PM (2DOZq)

121 *pops head out of bunker*

Shooting started yet?

Posted by: Under Fire at November 19, 2018 06:28 PM (r9UYA)

122 Feinstein and Camel Toe Harris, want Trump to make a deal with them on 9th Circuit Judges. They want 2 Dems for 2 Republicans.
F-Off. No Deals

Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2018 06:28 PM (HrSJb)

123 Heard Abrams on the radio today.

Yep, sounds like the overblown prose of a writer of crappy romance.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2018 06:28 PM (oVJmc)

124 Ayup.. GOP voter supression rears its ugly head again!
Oh.. wait.. the highest turnout for a mid-term in history! Dems take 30+ seats!

never mind..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 19, 2018 06:28 PM (438dO)

125 who the heck is John Weaver? These pundits are like cockroaches. Never ending supply of them.

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 06:28 PM (a0IVu)

126 is there a bellevue-type place for these guys?

Posted by: jerry at November 19, 2018 06:28 PM (9ORmh)

127 111 Giving the franchise to poor people was a bad idea.
Posted by: JAS at November 19, 2018 06:25 PM (3HNOQ)

and women
and children
and illegals

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2018 06:29 PM (JFO2v)

128 Another Shooting in Gun Control Chicago. Yawn.....

Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2018 06:29 PM (HrSJb)

129 Oprah/Abrams 2020!!! Two Tanks for the Price of One!

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 19, 2018 06:29 PM (EBZQ4)

130 I don't think JK Rowling is actually writing the scripts for the Fantastic Beast movies. Warner Brothers is keeping her name in the series as a bit of a publicity stunt.

Posted by: MAGA at November 19, 2018 06:29 PM (/8RAd)

131 Jake Tapper has a face that was just made for erasing chalk boards with.

Posted by: Hands at November 19, 2018 06:29 PM (786Ro)

132 I thought for sure I could be elected governor of GA if I just ran in drag!

Posted by: Michael Straihan at November 19, 2018 06:30 PM (SkuXa)

133

What is it with all these people who just declare something to be true with no proof and nothing at all to back up their claims? They sound like little children just making shit up.

Like UCF self-declaring themselves the 2017 National Champions because they went undefeated. They have that ridiculously wrong self-award up inside their stadium. I scoured the NCAA site to find an email address for the president to ask if I had missed the game where they beat My Beloved Crimson Tide.
Naturally, you can't get ahold of him that way.
WTF? Have all these people lost their minds?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 06:30 PM (HaL55)

134 Feinstein and Camel Toe Harris, want Trump to make a deal with them on 9th Circuit Judges. They want 2 Dems for 2 Republicans.
F-Off. No Deals
Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2018 06:28 PM (HrSJb)


I dunno, man, the scorpion sounds really sincere this time. I believe it.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2018 06:30 PM (t+qrx)

135 121
*pops head out of bunker*

Shooting started yet?



Posted by: Under Fire at November 19, 2018 06:28 PM (r9UYA)

at a Chicago hospital. You're not in Chicago, all is ok.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 06:31 PM (UsCnO)

136 The Boofman is getting tiresome. Trump has literally driven these people totally insane. It's quite something to behold.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at November 19, 2018 06:31 PM (hSQF+)

137 126
is there a bellevue-type place for these guys?

Posted by: jerry at November 19, 2018 06:28 PM (9ORmh)


Leavenworth

Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2018 06:31 PM (kc+Bd)

138 Have John Weaver and "The" Rick Wilson ever been spotted in the same place at the same time? Just sayin'

Posted by: Hands at November 19, 2018 06:31 PM (786Ro)

139 BREAKING on CNN: Inspired by Stacy "Tank" Abrams, Hillary has decided now NOT to concede the 2016 election.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 19, 2018 06:31 PM (EBZQ4)

140
Kristol seems like he's on his way to L. Ron Hubbard territory.


Oooooh! Keelhaul me, Kap'n! Keelhaul me! Squeeeeeeeeeeee!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2018 06:31 PM (pNxlR)

141 I'm hoping the 2018 elections were a "midterm effect" and not the new normal.

A candidate like Abrams would have lost by 10 points four years ago in Georgia.

Posted by: Blago at November 19, 2018 06:31 PM (UfkIY)

142
Anyone have any old glow-in-the-dark watches they wish to contribute to my breeder reactor 'experiment'?

Or any math involving 'critical mass' outside of Catholic theology?

Posted by: Lace Wigs and Penis Pumps at November 19, 2018 06:32 PM (e7O7B)

143 Do we have any specific allegations of wrongdoing or is it all just a string of adjectives?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2018 06:32 PM (oVJmc)

144 When you have one party proclaiming that any election it loses is illegitimate, I'd say we're done here. This cannot lead anywhere but violence and bloodshed.

Posted by: rickl at November 19, 2018 06:32 PM (sdi6R)

145 Have John Weaver and "The" Rick Wilson ever been spotted in the same place at the same time? Just sayin'
Posted by: Hands


You'd be amazed how many statist corksoakers DC contains.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2018 06:32 PM (pnMCv)

146
See?

It's not really about Donald Trump.

These Fake Republicans are pissed off at Conservatives winning elections.

These Fake Republicans are pissed off that we are WOKE to their bullshit.

It's not really about Donald Trump.

It's about the Trump Movement, which is much much bigger than the man himself.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:32 PM (7vjfd)

147 >>at a Chicago hospital. You're not in Chicago, all is ok.

Roger that.


*checks tripwires. slams bunker hatch closed*

Posted by: Under Fire at November 19, 2018 06:32 PM (r9UYA)

148 Tapper is aging quickly? Paolo must be upsetting him

Posted by: CN at November 19, 2018 06:33 PM (U7k5w)

149
It's about calling Fake News fake news.

It's about telling Cucks to shut the fuck up.

It's about telling the Left to go fuck itself.

The Fake Republicans don't like this one bit.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:34 PM (7vjfd)

150 Better headline:

DEMOCRATS ADMIT VOTER FRAUD IS RAMPANT!

Posted by: LASue at November 19, 2018 06:34 PM (XROPS)

151 Mitch has got some competition!

Turtle Found by U.S. Coast Guard with $53 million Worth of Cocaine Attached to It http://peoplem.ag/C0FpA2Q

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 06:34 PM (+y/Ru)

152 Roger that.
*checks tripwires. slams bunker hatch closed*
Posted by: Under Fire at November 19, 2018 06:32 PM


Charlie Mike. Out.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 19, 2018 06:35 PM (ctuyM)

153 If I had anything remotely close to a stable fission pile in my workshop, I sure as *hell* would not tell anyone about it...

Except maybe Rep. Swalwell.... just to see what it sounds like over the phone when someone shits their britches.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 06:35 PM (BRvh1)

154
Feinstein and Camel Toe Harris, want Trump to make a deal with them on 9th Circuit Judges. They want 2 Dems for 2 Republicans.
F-Off. No Deals

Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2018 06:28 PM (HrSJb)
........
To quote the Chocolate Messiah:
Elections have consequences..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 19, 2018 06:35 PM (438dO)

155 Feinstein and Camel Toe Harris, want Trump to make a deal with them on 9th Circuit Judges. They want 2 Dems for 2 Republicans.
F-Off. No Deals
Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2018 06:28 PM (HrSJb)

And they are offering...?

Posted by: LASue at November 19, 2018 06:35 PM (XROPS)

156 69
1,976,214 +1,918,064 + 37,165 = 3931443

3931443/2= 1965721.5

1965721.5 + 1 =1965722.5



1,976,214>1965722.5 GA State Law 50% plus 1.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2018 06:16 PM (JFO2v)

rhennigantx, you know the rule about math.

AoS rookies can make this mistake, but you know better.
And the Democrats agree with me, they hire lawyers to deal with the math.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 06:35 PM (UsCnO)

157
2 leftist judges in exchange for what??

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:36 PM (7vjfd)

158 When our side can't trust elections and the other side will cheat or lie or won't accept election results what keeps the civil war from going hot? Heap on calls for gun confiscation or death. Why should our side not go hot eventually? I can see a cold civil war turning hot. I pray it never comes to that.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 19, 2018 06:36 PM (0OmEj)

159 Breaking: Cleveland Browns considering John Weaver for Head Coach.

Posted by: Hands at November 19, 2018 06:36 PM (786Ro)

160 OT but if manspreading is real, then so is the bitchfling: cunts flipping their hair into the seat behind them on trains. Ladies-keep your hair to yourself.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 19, 2018 06:36 PM (QaO54)

161 136 The Boofman is getting tiresome. Trump has literally driven these people totally insane. It's quite something to behold.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at November 19, 2018 06:31 PM (hSQF+)

Wait until they vote some bill on transgender kindergarden marriage and it does even get taken up in senate and Trumps points out kgers really should not be having sex. They will have a sesame street on best lube anal sex for kgers.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2018 06:37 PM (JFO2v)

162 Is Amanda Carpenter still totally not hooking while on the road for political fundraisers and events?

Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 06:37 PM (B9BVe)

163 No Math here ...

https://tinyurl.com/ybxsxu2k

Posted by: Off the reservation at November 19, 2018 06:37 PM (vWMNq)

164
Order 66 John Kasick

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:37 PM (7vjfd)

165 Feinstein and Camel Toe Harris, want Trump to make a deal with them on 9th Circuit Judges. They want 2 Dems for 2 Republicans
=====
When Dems ask for a deal it means they ain't got shit, otherwise they just steamroll ahead with what they want to do.

Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2018 06:38 PM (kc+Bd)

166 Had a voice mail on the work # from "Beaver Fal" I was worried it might be NSFW thanks to too much time at the HQ, but it was just student loan spam.

Posted by: paleRider at November 19, 2018 06:38 PM (eASYU)

167 I'm hoping the 2018 elections were a "midterm effect" and not the new normal.

A candidate like Abrams would have lost by 10 points four years ago in Georgia.
Posted by: Blago at November 19, 2018 06:31 PM (UfkIY)

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.
True, but Kemp did himself no favors by running a barely visible, shitty campaign. It should never have been that close.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 06:38 PM (ffYR/)

168 109 So Swallow comes right out and says he wants to kill owners...
At least he is honest.

But nukes work best in big densely populated cities.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 19, 2018 06:16 PM

...

And what city does he propose to nuke to "kill all gun owners"?

We're either embedded with a whole lot of soft, lefty human shields or scattered far to broadly to be taken out by nukes.

Plus, you want to live in this country afterward or nah, bro?

What an ass.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 19, 2018 06:39 PM (yL25O)

169
Breeder reactor status:

[X] hot
[_] not
Posted by: Lace Wigs and Penis Pumps at November 19, 2018 06:24 PM (e7O7B)

---

is this a zero/one rating? You'd think a breeder reactor would be a 1

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 19, 2018 06:39 PM (NhgkA)

170
Feinstein's "deal" isn't a deal. She's asking President Trump to appoint 2 leftist judges and two Republican judges instead of appointing 4 Republicans.


Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:39 PM (7vjfd)

171 D'yall know L Ron Hubbard owned his own ocean liner and sailed the seas looking for buried treasure he stowed away in a past life?

Posted by: Max Power at November 19, 2018 06:40 PM (QCc6B)

172 True, but Kemp did himself no favors by running a barely visible, shitty campaign. It should never have been that close.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 06:38 PM



IMHO, "barely visible, shitty campaign" IS kind of normal for a GOP candidate.

Posted by: Hands at November 19, 2018 06:40 PM (786Ro)

173
Democrats' idea of a "deal" is to ask for a lot and give nothing in return, I suppose.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:40 PM (7vjfd)

174 Plus, you want to live in this country afterward or nah, bro?

What an ass.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 19, 2018 06:39 PM (yL25O)

He is, of course, a facetious asshole. But i'm happy to see that by and large he's being taken to task for the disgustingly real thought processes lying behind his disgustingly flippant words.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 06:41 PM (BRvh1)

175 So the fat, black, pinko woman lost the election, and we're all a bunch of damned racysts that stole the election from her. Good to know.....

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at November 19, 2018 06:41 PM (2sCft)

176 2 dead including the shooter and 2 critical so far. I'll bet there were more than that over the weekend on the south side.

Posted by: dartist at November 19, 2018 06:41 PM (K22Va)

177 170
Feinstein's "deal" isn't a deal. She's asking President Trump to appoint 2 leftist judges and two Republican judges instead of appointing 4 Republicans.


Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:39 PM (7vjfd)


Agree to the deal in exchange for the House passing FULL wall funding and military budget.

Then after it's passed, the President can Tweet: "Psyche!!!!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 06:41 PM (/9p9e)

178 163 No Math here ...

https://tinyurl.com/ybxsxu2k
Posted by: Off the reservation at November 19, 2018 06:37 PM (vWMNq)

...

Crazed man jumps onstage to touch Lena Dunham.

Story checks out.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 19, 2018 06:41 PM (yL25O)

179
Feinstein's "deal" is like hillary clinton making a "deal" with President Trump that he'll serve 2 years and she'll serve 2 years.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:41 PM (7vjfd)

180 >>D'yall know L Ron Hubbard owned his own ocean liner and sailed the seas looking for buried treasure he stowed away in a past life?

Even had uniforms made for his senior staff. Because he wasn't crazy as a shithouse rat.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 06:41 PM (/tuJf)

181 Math, like Geography and Spelling, is hard.

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2018 06:42 PM (HgMAr)

182 179
Feinstein's "deal" is like hillary clinton making a "deal" with President Trump that he'll serve 2 years and she'll serve 2 years.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:41 PM (7vjfd)


Do a reverse Simpson-Mazzoli...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 06:42 PM (/9p9e)

183 Feinstein's "deal" isn't a deal. She's asking President Trump to appoint 2 leftist judges and two Republican judges instead of appointing 4 Republicans.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:39 PM (7vjfd)

-----------------

She has nothing to offer PDT to bargain with. They will never vote his way. She and Kamala are playing to their base.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 06:42 PM (ffYR/)

184 IMHO, "barely visible, shitty campaign" IS kind of normal for a GOP candidate.
Posted by: Hands at November 19, 2018 06:40 PM (786Ro)

Barely Visible and Shitty is our middle name, punk!

Posted by: Splashy McMaverickpants and Mitt the Twit at November 19, 2018 06:42 PM (BRvh1)

185 178 Crazed man jumps onstage to touch Lena Dunham.



And Brad Pitt.


Posted by: Off the reservation at November 19, 2018 06:43 PM (vWMNq)

186 True, but Kemp did himself no favors by running a barely visible, shitty campaign. It should never have been that close.
Posted by: Calm Mentor

________

I didn't follow it that closely, but the media is always going to cast the Republican as running a shitty campaign full of gaffes.

You shouldn't have to run a spectacular campaign against someone promising to round up AR-15s door to door in Georgia

Posted by: Blago at November 19, 2018 06:43 PM (UfkIY)

187 D'yall know L Ron Hubbard owned his own ocean liner and sailed the seas looking for buried treasure he stowed away in a past life?

Even had uniforms made for his senior staff. Because he wasn't crazy as a shithouse rat.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 06:41 PM (/tu

He was Dirk Pitt?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 06:43 PM (2DOZq)

188 If you are shitty then of course you want to be barely visible.

Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2018 06:43 PM (kc+Bd)

189 149
It's about calling Fake News fake news.

It's about telling Cucks to shut the fuck up.

It's about telling the Left to go fuck itself.

The Fake Republicans don't like this one bit.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:34 PM (7vjfd)

And the emperor looked down at his dick; limp, flaccid, small, old, and tired. But I have a proud dick! Long and strong! Impaler of maidens! But it was one of those so small it looked like a big clit! Alas, he was a fake!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2018 06:43 PM (JFO2v)

190 Breeder reactor status:

[X] hot
[_] not
Posted by: Lace Wigs and Penis Pumps at November 19, 2018 06:24 PM (e7O7B)

---

is this a zero/one rating? You'd think a breeder reactor would be a 1

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 19, 2018 06:39 PM


Pretty sure breeder reactor status is binary. Either:
[X] scary as shit and liable to nuke your immediate neighbors as they sleep
[_] sad

Posted by: Lace Wigs and Penis Pumps at November 19, 2018 06:43 PM (e7O7B)

191 ****** 165 Feinstein and Camel Toe Harris, want Trump to make a deal with them on 9th Circuit Judges. They want 2 Dems for 2 Republicans
=====
When Dems ask for a deal it means they ain't got shit, otherwise they just steamroll ahead with what they want to do.

Posted by: davidt

A public admission that they tried to trample the due process rights of an innocent mandonors, at the direction of their donors.
Baseline for negotiations. No apology, no admissions? I guess there's nothing to talk about, kids.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 19, 2018 06:44 PM (2xR5z)

192 171 D'yall know L Ron Hubbard owned his own ocean liner and sailed the seas looking for buried treasure he stowed away in a past life?
Posted by: Max Power at November 19, 2018 06:40 PM (QCc6B)

...

I'm not sure if that's better or worse than sailing the seas and hiding treasure to find again when you respawn.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 19, 2018 06:44 PM (yL25O)

193 http://www.thediplomad.com
The Progs vs Democracy, part Million of a Zillion
Lewis Amselem is always a good short read

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2018 06:44 PM (6VrXf)

194 Science is not so hard, if you believe Climate Deniers are evil, and fetus are not human.

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2018 06:44 PM (HgMAr)

195 >>He was Dirk Pitt?

If you've not seen the documentary Clear, I highly recommend it. Scientologists are some whacked people.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 06:45 PM (/tuJf)

196 Lena Dunham is what drag queens look like after they've applied makeup, but before they put on the wig.

http://tinyurl.com/y7nkwyy7

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2018 06:45 PM (9qZ3S)

197 I met a reactor, was a real young breeder
All the times I can reminisce
Ah the best thing lovin' with her proton and her neutron
Started with a little U-235, like this

Posted by: S Tyler at November 19, 2018 06:45 PM (NhgkA)

198 Pretty sure breeder reactor status is binary. Either:
[X] scary as shit and liable to nuke your immediate neighbors as they sleep
[_] sad
Posted by: Lace Wigs and Penis Pumps at November 19, 2018 06:43 PM (e7O7B)

OK, it's definitely not a 1. That's not at ALL what "breeder" reactor means.

Don't stick your dick in 'splodey.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 06:45 PM (BRvh1)

199 There are lots of #Nevers who should just call themselves Democrats and get over it.

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2018 06:45 PM (6VrXf)

200 How did the GA state legislature election turn out. Are they in a position to try to sabotage Kemp?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 06:46 PM (2DOZq)

201 180 >>D'yall know L Ron Hubbard owned his own ocean liner and sailed the seas looking for buried treasure he stowed away in a past life?

Even had uniforms made for his senior staff. Because he wasn't crazy as a shithouse rat.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 06:41 PM (/tuJf)

The upper members were call Sea Org!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2018 06:46 PM (JFO2v)

202 See Bald Faced Messiah for a good bio on Hubbard. Sheesh.

Posted by: Gooshy at November 19, 2018 06:46 PM (7adSh)

203 Democrats' idea of a "deal" is to ask for a lot and give nothing in return, I suppose.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:40 PM (7vjfd)

---

So it's like a wife

Posted by: S Tyler at November 19, 2018 06:46 PM (NhgkA)

204 Kemp did himself no favors by running a barely visible, shitty campaign.

-
Seeing less of Tank would've helped her.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 06:47 PM (+y/Ru)

205 He was a decent governor at the start of his terms.
Posted by: Tuna at November 19, 2018 06:08 PM (jm1YL)


Not really; he started doing his pearly gates spiel to thwart the GOP legislature's efforts to rein in spending almost from the get go. Whatever's been fucking him up has been doing so for a long time.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 19, 2018 06:47 PM (y7DUB)

206 What they are trying to do is shame and berate Kemp, so he doesn't investigate the massive vote fraud that kept Abrams close. He shouldn't take the bait. There are a lot of democrat irregularities in certain counties that need to be investigated before the next election.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 19, 2018 06:47 PM (hYiOu)

207 Dems don't negotiate from a position of strength - they dictate.

If they are negotiating it means they've got bupkus, and are now counting on their Republican pets to roll over and show their bellies - usually a safe bet.

But not with Trump. What makes them think Trump will give them 2 Communist lifetime appointments if he doesn't have to?

They better be willing to trade something big, like the Wall and immigration reform. And you know they won't do that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 06:47 PM (a11GQ)

208 There are lots of #Nevers who should just call themselves Democrats and get over it.
Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2018 06:45 PM (6VrXf)

The RNC should proactively and publicly kick out any 'Republican' who advocated for voters to vote Democrat.

Kristol should be the first one.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 06:48 PM (2DOZq)

209 I didn't follow it that closely, but the media is always going to cast the Republican as running a shitty campaign full of gaffes.

You shouldn't have to run a spectacular campaign against someone promising to round up AR-15s door to door in Georgia
Posted by: Blago at November 19, 2018 06:43 PM (UfkIY)

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This was how he campaigned in GA. Againt her only, not for anything much that I ever heard about. Look at the results of said style.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 06:48 PM (ffYR/)

210 It's like a bat signal to Soros - Send Money.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 19, 2018 06:48 PM (+86kI)

211 >>So it's like a wife

Funny and true. In addition to going further left, the Democrat Party is increasingly becoming a female dominated Party.

Helps explain the condescension, hypocrisy, sense of entitlement and reliance on feelings over facts.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 06:48 PM (/tuJf)

212 The RNC should proactively and publicly kick out of a helicopter any 'Republican' who advocated for voters to vote Democrat.

Kristol should be the first one.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 06:48 PM (2DOZq)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 06:48 PM (BRvh1)

213 Come on let's be honest here, we all know that when they say "democracy failed", what they mean is "democracy failed to deliver us the political power we wanted".

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at November 19, 2018 06:49 PM (eAshZ)

214 >>>Leavenworth

ooh!...even better!

Posted by: jerry at November 19, 2018 06:49 PM (9ORmh)

215 @99 - "...in the history of everything, ever."

Not 100% but the style guide ( don't have one handy ) may call for "...in the history of things happening" as contributed by the lovely and talented Mrs Rev grammie winger.

Posted by: teej at November 19, 2018 06:49 PM (QfSXK)

216 How did the GA state legislature election turn out. Are they in a position to try to sabotage Kemp?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 06:46 PM (2DOZq)

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No, we're pretty good there.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 06:50 PM (ffYR/)

217 196
Lena Dunham is what drag queens look like after they've applied makeup, but before they put on the wig.



http://tinyurl.com/y7nkwyy7



I didn't think she could get any more unattractive.

She looks 50.

Posted by: Off the reservation at November 19, 2018 06:50 PM (vWMNq)

218 oh, and then there were the 14 year olds in hot pants and halter tops that waited on him...

Posted by: Gooshy at November 19, 2018 06:50 PM (7adSh)

219 Kemp apparently stole the election, though no one seems to know how. NPCs must have gotten some new programming from their update sources in the MSM.

Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at November 19, 2018 06:50 PM (cGlgB)

220 D'yall know L Ron Hubbard owned his own ocean liner and sailed the seas looking for buried treasure he stowed away in a past life?

Even had uniforms made for his senior staff. Because he wasn't crazy as a shithouse rat.


The Sea Org still exists.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2018 06:50 PM (9qZ3S)

221 Trump should agree to one democrat judge in exchange for the wall but not until it is built, then nominate John McCain for his end of the bargain.

Posted by: x at November 19, 2018 06:51 PM (nFwvY)

222 Don't fear The Weaver

Posted by: Blue Wave Oyster Cult at November 19, 2018 06:51 PM (786Ro)

223 215 @99 - "...in the history of everything, ever."

Not 100% but the style guide ( don't have one handy ) may call for "...in the history of things happening" as contributed by the lovely and talented Mrs Rev grammie winger.
Posted by: teej at November 19, 2018 06:49 PM (QfSXK)

Heh, i like. it. But that's a locution of mine i've been using all my life, since before I ever even knew there was a "comments" link.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 06:51 PM (BRvh1)

224 199
There are lots of #Nevers who should just call themselves Democrats and get over it.


But democrat means communist now.

Posted by: Off the reservation at November 19, 2018 06:51 PM (vWMNq)

225 Wait until they vote some bill on transgender kindergarden marriage and it does even get taken up in senate and Trumps points out kgers really should not be having sex. They will have a sesame street on best lube anal sex for kgers.

LMAO, you don't get this content anywhere else

Posted by: Max Power at November 19, 2018 06:51 PM (QCc6B)

226 213 Come on let's be honest here, we all know that when they say "democracy failed", what they mean is "democracy failed to deliver us the political power we wanted".
Posted by: lurker (the other one) at November 19, 2018 06:49 PM (eAshZ)


Democrats only believe in "democracy" in the sense of "one man, one vote, one time".

Posted by: rickl at November 19, 2018 06:52 PM (sdi6R)

227 I didn't think she could get any more unattractive.

She looks 50.
Posted by: Off the reservation at November 19, 2018 06:50 PM (vWMNq)

That photo makes it look like she had one of those African lip disks.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 06:52 PM (2DOZq)

228 Democrats only believe in "democracy" in the sense of "one man, one vote, one time".
Posted by: rickl at November 19, 2018 06:52 PM (sdi6R)

"Apply as necessary"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 06:52 PM (BRvh1)

229 There is a new thread just sitting there.

Go. Now.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 06:53 PM (/tuJf)

230 Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 06:48 PM (/tuJf)


I don't know I think the left is basically nuts. I know some men who are condescending and have a sense of entitlement, not because they're men but because they likely have Nacisssitic Personality Disorder. NPD affects both men and women.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 06:53 PM (AllCR)

231 Nood sissybitches

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 06:53 PM (BRvh1)

232 Lena Dunham is what drag queens look like after they've applied makeup, but before they put on the wig.



http://tinyurl.com/y7nkwyy7



I didn't think she could get any more unattractive.

She looks 50.

-
Well, if they ever make a Mamas and Papas bio, Lena is lock to play Mama Cass.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 06:53 PM (+y/Ru)

233 I was wondering whatever became of a William "The Refrigerator " Perry.

Posted by: Regular joe at November 19, 2018 06:53 PM (7PllL)

234 It's about the Trump Movement, which is much much bigger than the man himself.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:32 PM (7vjfd)


And this is why I do NOT subscribe to the hair on fire doom and gloom club. There are more of us than there are them. We told them, give us what we want. They said sure sure you can have oblabo care repeal, we will stop the illegal alien invasion, just give us more. We gave them more. What did they do? They stabbed us repeatedly. Vote republican! We're gonna run nothing but rinos who worship the state and suck the CoC off on the floor of the senate. We said stop that shit and give us what we want.
Did they listen? Fuck no.
So we found our guy. A blustery, big mouth with orange hair. Donald fucking Trump. They said NOOOO! You cant have that guy! We said hold our beer and watch this shit.
Now we have President Trump. They said we understand now. Give us bigger majorities and we can give you what you want.
Then those backstabbing motherfuckers pushed MORE GODDAMN RINOS.
And we said naw, bro, we can live without the House if it cleans out the rino bastards.
Come 2020, They will give us what we want or we will let the democrats burn the fucking thing to the ground.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 19, 2018 06:53 PM (myjNJ)

235 If you've not seen the documentary Clear, I highly recommend it. Scientologists are some whacked people.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 06:45 PM (/tuJf)


A friend of my daughter's who I had Thanksgiving dinner with three years ago was part of the production crew and sent me a copy. I knew the Scientologists were a malignant cult because the sister of a former coworker had to be deprogrammed. I didn't know quite how nutty Hubbard was before watching it but the most impressive part was how they backed down the IRS, something the GOPe Congress failed miserably to do.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 19, 2018 06:54 PM (y7DUB)

236 Holy carp! A semi carrying gasoline rolled over on a bridge a few blocks from us. Big evacuation for a small town like Dixon, IL. Wonder how that happened?

Posted by: Farmer at November 19, 2018 06:55 PM (yJ1e6)

237 232 Well, if they ever make a Mamas and Papas bio, Lena is lock to play Mama Cass.


I guess autotune can do wonders.

Posted by: Off the reservation at November 19, 2018 06:56 PM (vWMNq)

238 Katshit came to Iowa and couldn't draw flies..only Miss Lindsay did worse...my friend drove Lindsay around the most Republican part of a Republican state and NOT ONE person showed at the many pizza stops...as far as Katshit...never trust a man who cuts his own hair with a serrated Steak Knife...Katshit is Batshit crazy.

Posted by: concealedkerryorsubmitt at November 19, 2018 06:59 PM (kHv/o)

239 Meanwhile, Richard Blumenthal (Dick-CT) has filed suit to block Whitaker from acting as AG.

Guess who signed on the suit with him? Maizie Hirono of Hawaii.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2018 07:01 PM (H9w46)

240 If you've not seen the documentary Clear, I highly recommend it. Scientologists are some whacked people.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 06:45 PM
~~~~~

Based on the book, Going Clear, I guess? Did not know there was a film. Thanks for the heads up.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 19, 2018 07:02 PM (NtglE)

241 Holy carp! A semi carrying gasoline rolled over on a bridge a few blocks from us. Big evacuation for a small town like Dixon, IL. Wonder how that happened?
Posted by: Farmer
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*?*

Wants bellyrub

Posted by: The tanker at November 19, 2018 07:03 PM (H9w46)

242 I wonder how upset Kasich was when he found out that Republicans won all but one statewide race in Ohio?

Posted by: Smoked Surfperch at November 19, 2018 07:04 PM (hlVcQ)

243 122 Feinstein and Camel Toe Harris, want Trump to make a deal with them on 9th Circuit Judges. They want 2 Dems for 2 Republicans.
F-Off. No Deals
Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2018 06:28 PM (HrSJb)
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And people say lefties have no sense of humor.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 19, 2018 07:04 PM (hjaPQ)

244 And since they Believe this, they will naturally want a Nationwide investigation of voter fraud with the results to be made public?

Posted by: Karen at November 19, 2018 07:06 PM (5bQDq)

245 I haven't been following the GA election very closely, but an article I read last week said that Abrams has 3 dozen lawyers ready to file a lawsuit alleging that there was deliberate "voter suppression" along racial lines.

The evidence will consist of the fact that lines were too long at some voting places, some voters who showed up at the wrong polling places weren't given provisional ballots, and some voting machines malfunctioned.

So apparently Abrams thinks that minorities are too lazy to stand in long voting lines, and that voting machines are raaaaacist.

This whole thing smacks of sore loser-itis. If there's actual evidence of vote tampering, by all means bring it forward. But "waaaaaah, I lost" shouldn't be the basis for invalidating an election.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 19, 2018 07:10 PM (fqUgw)

246 Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 19, 2018 06:53 PM (myjNJ)


Yes, ma'am. There'll be hell to pay.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 19, 2018 07:12 PM (xzZPy)

247 1,976,214 +1,918,064 + 37,165 = 3931443


3931443/2= 1965721.5


1965721.5 + 1 =1965722.5





1,976,214>1965722.5 GA State Law 50% plus 1.



Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2018 06:16 PM (JFO2v)
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i was told there would be no math....

so WTF is this shit doing here?

(asking for a friend )

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 19, 2018 07:14 PM (Dagiw)

248 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 19, 2018 07:10 PM (fqUgw)

Purple finger voting should be instituted provided the ink is not the same color as that in the Bank bags...if it were the same it would be voter suppression of bank robbers...instead of merely suppression of the lazy and stupids..

Posted by: concealedkerryorsubmitt at November 19, 2018 07:17 PM (kHv/o)

249 Dammit, Bailey just got up and ate most of the rest of the wild rice and hamburger casserole I was finishing off.

Oh well, I was getting tired of it, LOL. My fault I forgot to push it to the back of the counter. I'm still pissed tho and her sister gets the rest, not her. Bitch, literally

Posted by: Farmer at November 19, 2018 07:53 PM (yJ1e6)

250 Any chance someone can give Max Boot a maximum boot up the kiester?

Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at November 19, 2018 08:13 PM (WEBkv)

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