Federal Prosecutors Investigating "Altered" Election Documents Forged by Florida Democrats

"No evidence of voter fraud," the media lied.

The Florida Department of State last week asked federal prosecutors to investigate dates that were changed on official state election documents, the first voting "irregularities" it has flagged in the wake of the 2018 elections.

The concerns, which the department says can be tied to the Florida Democratic Party, center around date changes on forms used to fix vote-by-mail ballots sent with incorrect or missing information. Known as "cure affidavits," those documents used to fix mail ballots were due no later than 5 p.m. on Nov. 5 -- the day before the election. But affidavits released on Tuesday by the DOS show that documents from four different counties said the ballots could be returned by 5 p.m. on Thursday, which is not accurate.


Audio of a Florida Democratic Party caller leaving a voicemail message asking a Palm Beach County voter to fix their vote by mail ballot after Election Day, which is not allowed, was also sent to POLITICO separately. It was not part of the information turned over to federal prosecutors.

Now, I want you all to prepare for a shock.

Are you ready?

Good. Then let's begin.

Among the counties in question is Broward...

Whoa. I feel all disoriented and seizurey like Hillary Clinton powering through a lingering case of Standing For 20 Minutes.

...which emerged as the epicenter of controversy as three statewide races and three local legislative races went into recounts following the Nov. 6 elections. Republicans have pointed to embattled Broward Elections chief Brenda Snipes' record of past election gaffes in arguing that the largely Democratic country is tilted against them -- perhaps fraudulently so.

"No evidence." "No evidence." "No evidence."

Meanwhile, alleged downlow brother Corey Booker is claiming election fraud in Georgia based on an actual lack of any evidence, and the media just dutifully amplifies his unhinged claims.

No protests that such claims are undermining confidence in the nation's democracy, as we heard about correct, fact-based Republican claims about Broward.

Skip to 6:25 here for what Twitchy would call a BRUTAL TAKEDOWN if Ben Shapiro had said it on Twitter.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:55 PM




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1 Also, Feds investigating possible wrongdoing in Jonestown.

Posted by: pep at November 16, 2018 06:54 PM (T6t7i)

2 Hey now!

Posted by: dartist at November 16, 2018 06:54 PM (K22Va)

3 I'm shocked.

Posted by: Molly k. at November 16, 2018 06:54 PM (PRtMG)

4 Content

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 16, 2018 06:55 PM (cqNba)

5 Does "downlow" now mean those shots would demand blowjobs in men's rooms?

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at November 16, 2018 06:55 PM (YpRda)

6 Could the job have been done any more poorly by Florida Man? Magic eight ball says "not on your ass".

Posted by: pep at November 16, 2018 06:55 PM (T6t7i)

7
My beautiful, my beautiful balloon

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 16, 2018 06:57 PM (prTbl)

8 Meanwhile, alleged downlow brother Corey Booker is claiming election
fraud in Georgia based on an actual lack of any evidence, and the media
just dutifully amplifies his unhinged claims.


Show me you're committed, Sen. Spartacus. Nail yourself to the cross.

Posted by: pep at November 16, 2018 06:57 PM (T6t7i)

9 I'm surprised they could find the time between all their swinger parties.

Posted by: Caliban at November 16, 2018 06:57 PM (QE8X6)

10 The Snipe Hunt is finally over??

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at November 16, 2018 06:58 PM (YpRda)

11 Take care before I alter the election further...

Posted by: Snipes at November 16, 2018 06:58 PM (1g7ch)

12 Sometimes when you win you actually lose.

Trump is like a wrestling impresario; he now enjoys open season on messing with Acosta and CNN to the continued delight of his many fans.

For every question he should point to Acosta and shake his head and say never mind, it is not Clown Show Tuesday and then point to Sky News or some other outlet and take a serious question.

Posted by: SnakePlizzken at November 16, 2018 06:58 PM (UEdtZ)

13 These are such good forgeries that you have to count them.

Posted by: That Judge at November 16, 2018 06:58 PM (nIvDu)

14 Oh yeah, like this investigation will turn out any differently than any other Democrat vote stealing scheme.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 16, 2018 06:58 PM (UsCnO)

15 [i12
Sometimes when you win you actually lose.

Wow, how zen.

Posted by: pep at November 16, 2018 06:59 PM (T6t7i)

16 ace> Whoa. I feel all disoriented and seizurey like Hillary Clinton powering through a lingering case of Standing For 20 Minutes.


The humidity is HIGH in FLA.

Posted by: Swallowell at November 16, 2018 07:00 PM (1A+rk)

17 Trump needs to propose a law calling for the death penalty for voter fraud:

Call it The Your Dead Relatives Died For One Person One Vote Act of 2018.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 16, 2018 07:01 PM (BfOXk)

18 OT: whatever happened to the "bitchin' Camaro", "saved a dolphin" guy? Did he win?

Posted by: pep at November 16, 2018 07:01 PM (T6t7i)

19 I note that in 2016, a few Facebook Ads placed by Russians, on BOTH sides, to supposedly cause the US electorate to loose faith in the Election system...

We by some, called an ACT OF WAR and led to sanctions.

This whole thing is MUCH more of an attack on our election process, and the faith of the American voter in our process... yet.... this is OK?

Posted by: Don Q. at November 16, 2018 07:02 PM (NgKpN)

20 Trump needs to propose a law calling for the death penalty for voter fraud:

Down to the fourth generation. Go all Leviticus on them.

Posted by: pep at November 16, 2018 07:02 PM (T6t7i)

21 My beautiful, my beautiful balloon
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 16, 2018 06:57 PM (prTbl)


I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 16, 2018 07:02 PM (T71PA)

22 I'm so glad Conservative House Minority Leader McCarthy is going to aggressively support President Trump's initiatives and sort out things like the border wall funding, nationwide voter integrity, declaring Jim Acosta to be persona non grata in Washington, and birthright citizenship.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 07:03 PM (n9EOP)

23 So does anyone else think Politico will be 'persuaded' to disappear their story on this?

I've heard they're also left biased, and they probably are, but IMHO from what I've seen, they've been known to do some real reporting as well from time to time.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 07:03 PM (miE9U)

24 OPT (on previous topic), this absurd judge's stunt with the press pass is *ideal* for Trump to test drive upholding his oath by repudiating the ridiculous order, refusing to comply.

WH uniformed Secret Service at the PA Ave. gate simply refuses entry to Acosta.

Your move, ridiculous "judge".

Let the judiciary decide whether it really wants to play this game when the adults ignore them.

Posted by: Rhomboid at November 16, 2018 07:03 PM (NyQaH)

25 21
My beautiful, my beautiful balloon

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 16, 2018 06:57 PM (prTbl)



I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.

Posted by: DR.WTF?


Just don't sleep in the subway, darlin'.

Posted by: pep at November 16, 2018 07:04 PM (T6t7i)

26 It's not cheating. We call it "creative counting".

Posted by: dems everywhere at November 16, 2018 07:04 PM (LOq4H)

27
Sometimes when you win you actually lose.


Kinda like Beato, but in reverse.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 16, 2018 07:04 PM (prTbl)

28 I don't see any evidence of voter fraud.

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at November 16, 2018 07:04 PM (TBpGE)

29 This seems almost like the sort of thing where it would've been helpful to have a semi-conscious Attorney General at some point in the last two years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at November 16, 2018 07:04 PM (LX21o)

30 I'm so glad Conservative House Minority Leader McCarthy is going to aggressively support President Trump's initiatives and sort out things like the border wall funding, nationwide voter integrity, declaring Jim Acosta to be persona non grata in Washington, and birthright citizenship.
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 07:03 PM (n9EOP)


Ha! Good one.

Those are the positions he will hold as long as the Repubs are in the minority.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 16, 2018 07:05 PM (T71PA)

31 Nothing to see here.

Move along.

Posted by: Deep State Flatfoot at November 16, 2018 07:05 PM (WrY3/)

32 expect an order of magnitude (at least) more of this sort of shenanigans in 2020

Posted by: bored383 at November 16, 2018 07:05 PM (zJ4nO)

33 I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 16, 2018 07:02 PM (T71PA)

Personally, I'm working on becoming comfortably numb!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 07:05 PM (n9EOP)

34 so we lost in AZ, and they didn't steal FL or GA?


does that leave us at 53-47? I've lost track.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 16, 2018 07:05 PM (Cus5s)

35
So what's in store for ol' hispanic irish rockstar Beatorork?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 16, 2018 07:05 PM (prTbl)

36 Look at how many House elections have flipped under the same pattern...Republican leading and dems winning as 'late' votes come in days later...this is criminal fraud and evidence is there if anyone cared to look.

Posted by: Tentotwo at November 16, 2018 07:05 PM (yhf6w)

37
Hey, you all know I lost, right?

I mean, jeepers, Cinnabon beat me and everything.

No need to make a fuss.

I'll just now and sit in that corner over there and be quiet and eat my Chobani yoghurt.

Posted by: The Glorious Fightin' Fighter McSally at November 16, 2018 07:07 PM (CRRq9)

38 Just don't sleep in the subway, darlin'.


I did that once. The #1 train goes to the Staten Island Ferry and then turns around. I lived in Staten Island.

I woke up in the Bronx without my wallet.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2018 07:07 PM (fuK7c)

39 I've decided to retroactively run for senate in Virginia. Turn those machines back on!

Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 07:07 PM (MVjcR)

40 hey you red state wingnuts...if you don't hand over your guns, we'll nuke you...said the leftists.

mmm, bring it on, persons who live in concrete jungles

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 16, 2018 07:07 PM (7J5t2)

41 I'm so glad Conservative House Minority Leader McCarthy is going to
aggressively support President Trump's initiatives and sort out things
like the border wall funding, nationwide voter integrity, declaring Jim
Acosta to be persona non grata in Washington, and birthright
citizenship.


McCarthy as SoftheH will make a fine used car salesman.

Posted by: pep at November 16, 2018 07:07 PM (T6t7i)

42
I'm so glad Conservative House Minority Leader McCarthy is going to aggressively support President Trump's initiatives and sort out things like the border wall funding, nationwide voter integrity, declaring Jim Acosta to be persona non grata in Washington, and birthright citizenship.
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar


For the last 2 months there's a radio ad running for the fraud McCarthy on all conservative radio stations telling us he'll do exactly what you wrote when he's the next leader in the House.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 16, 2018 07:07 PM (prTbl)

43 And at the next press conference, Trump should talk at length about CNN and Acosta, trashing both - with details no facts. Then simply never call on any CNN 'reporter" again .... ever.

Posted by: Rhomboid at November 16, 2018 07:08 PM (NyQaH)

44 Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 16, 2018 07:05 PM (T71PA)

Why that is almost like you think McCarthy is a sleazy political hack that would sell his own mother for a big enough campaign contribution.

If so, it is a clear indication of your ability to see through the screen of BS being laid down by the Establishment GOP.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 07:08 PM (n9EOP)

45
How many nukes does Eric Swallwell have?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 07:09 PM (/9p9e)

46 I'm so glad Conservative House Minority Leader McCarthy is going to aggressively support President Trump's initiatives and sort out things like the border wall funding, nationwide voter integrity, declaring Jim Acosta to be persona non grata in Washington, and birthright citizenship.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 07:03 PM (n9EOP)

---

$5 says more significant and far-reaching legislation is passed in the next two years than in the last two.

But hey, we (R) voters got some tax cuts that will expire soon.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at November 16, 2018 07:09 PM (LX21o)

47 #PartisanWitchHunt!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2018 07:09 PM (Dagiw)

48 And then a ninja jumped out!

Posted by: chuck norris at November 16, 2018 07:09 PM (644qL)

49 Why that is almost like you think McCarthy is a sleazy political hack that would sell his own mother for a big enough campaign contribution.

If so, it is a clear indication of your ability to see through the screen of BS being laid down by the Establishment GOP.
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 07:08 PM (n9EOP)


I have a talent. I'll bet everyone here has that same talent.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 16, 2018 07:09 PM (T71PA)

50 I've decided to retroactively run for senate in Virginia. Turn those machines back on!
Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 07:07 PM (MVjcR)


You've got my vote. How many do you need?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 16, 2018 07:09 PM (t+qrx)

51 Oh, jeepers!

I meant to say-

I'll just go now and sit in that corner over there and be quiet and eat my Chobani yoghurt.


I hope that didn't cause any problems for you.

I don't want to be a nuisance.


I'll be quiet now and eat my yoghurt.

It's vanilla.

Posted by: The Glorious Fightin' Fighter McSally at November 16, 2018 07:10 PM (CRRq9)

52 Hey, TGIF and my work week is over. How 'bout looking at things from THAT perspective?

Posted by: zeera at November 16, 2018 07:10 PM (sZx4g)

53 $5 says more significant and far-reaching legislation is passed in the next two years than in the last two.

You're on. Unless, of course, you mean significant and far-reaching goals of the left.

Posted by: pep at November 16, 2018 07:10 PM (T6t7i)

54 I've decided to retroactively run for senate in Virginia. Turn those machines back on!
Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 07:07 PM (MVjcR)


How many votes do you need from me?


And, do you pay expenses?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 07:10 PM (n9EOP)

55 I've decided to retroactively run for senate in Virginia. Turn those machines back on!
Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 07:07 PM (MVjcR)

You've got my vote. How many do you need?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 16, 2018 07:09 PM (t+qrx)


Just run as a Dem and you're gold.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 16, 2018 07:11 PM (T71PA)

56 For the last 2 months there's a radio ad running for the fraud McCarthy on all conservative radio stations telling us he'll do exactly what you wrote when he's the next leader in the House.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 16, 2018 07:07 PM (prTbl)


Well, I have to admit, his public service announcements inspired me to hope (and DREAM) again!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 07:11 PM (n9EOP)

57 I've been assured that I have greater odds of being struck by lightning than there is that voter fraud exists.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2018 07:12 PM (aKsyK)

58 Is Lindsey Graham the first gay man confirmed bachelor to head the Senate Judiciary Committee?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2018 07:12 PM (yQpMk)

59 And, do you pay expenses?


Massage is a legitimate expense, right?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2018 07:13 PM (fuK7c)

60 For the last 2 months there's a radio ad running for the fraud McCarthy on all conservative radio stations telling us he'll do exactly what you wrote when he's the next leader in the House.




monorail .... Monorail ... MONORAIL

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2018 07:13 PM (yQpMk)

61 A thought about Ben Shapiro DESTROYING everyone PERFECTLY.

There's something I've learned over the years. It's that I, too, like DESTROYING lefties, but I don't do it that often. I am way more interested in changing the minds of reasonable Dems, and I'm pretty decent at it. The Left won't change, they can only be physically removed.

If you want to help America, ignore them except to point them up to normals as a bad example. Engaging them in debate accomplishes nothing unless you're running for office against one.

Shapiro certainly knows this. He's just figured out a way to turn a fun hobby into a cash racket while alienating potential converts with his annoying Romulan shtick.

He contributes nothing to our cause. Screw that guy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2018 07:13 PM (aYAWQ)

62 I've decided to retroactively run for senate in Virginia. Turn those machines back on!
Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 07:07 PM (MVjcR)
----------

You've got 7 votes from the Bluebell household. Eight if my nephew wants Thanksgiving dinner.

Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 07:13 PM (U5tDi)

63 34 There were 93,000 over/undervotes to review. Broward is done w their 30,000, which probably means no vote for either in most cases, since completed so quickly. No report numbers until Sunday.

Posted by: Ever at November 16, 2018 07:13 PM (QPeHQ)

64 My beautiful, my beautiful balloon


Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 16, 2018 06:57 PM (prTbl)





I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.



Posted by: DR.WTF?

Just don't sleep in the subway, darlin'.


Posted by: pep at November 16, 2018 07:04 PM (T6t7i)

---
but do you know the way to San Jose?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2018 07:13 PM (Dagiw)

65 willowed in last thread -

Anyone doubt that one of the early things the Dem Congresscritters will do is open investigations and hold hearings about the losses by Abrams, Gillum, Nelson, Beto, and others?

Any doubt that the Dem majority will find that racism, sexism, and White Nationalist Fascism somehow caused all those D losses?

And then on cue the MFM will declare that the winners are illegitimate office-holders.

Posted by: Gref at November 16, 2018 07:14 PM (AMIL/)

66 And Mollie goes in for the kill shot @ 6:25.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 16, 2018 07:14 PM (hECVl)

67 McSally should not have conceded, but rather raised a big stink... as should have Walker....

Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2018 07:14 PM (ffWPP)

68 McCarthy is of course a parody an artless dishonest politician.

And a perfect illustration of how lazy dumb "conservative" voters are a big factor in what is pretty clearly now an unstoppable downward trajectory for the country.

It would take 3 ginormous Tea Party 2010 revolts, with people actually paying attention and primarying the lying POS GOP incumbents as needed, to really change course.

Obviously, ain't gonna happen.

Posted by: Rhomboid at November 16, 2018 07:14 PM (NyQaH)

69 He contributes nothing to our cause. Screw that guy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2018 07:13 PM (aYAWQ)


I listened to Shapiro once for about five minutes, then I decided life was far too short to listen to him ever again. So far that position has worked very well for me.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 07:15 PM (n9EOP)

70 65 not as willowed as me. I need a buzzer when there is a nood when working on hobby stuff.

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 07:15 PM (6VrXf)

71 but do you know the way to San Jose?
Posted by: redc1c4


I'm on my way and I'm making' it ...

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at November 16, 2018 07:16 PM (AoK0a)

72 As far as Graham being gay.... if played correctly, it's a feature, not a bug.....

Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2018 07:16 PM (ffWPP)

73 65 not as willowed as me. I need a buzzer when there is a nood when working on hobby stuff.
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 07:15 PM (6VrXf)


Get with the program and PAY ATTENTION!

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 16, 2018 07:16 PM (T71PA)

74
Just don't sleep in the subway, darlin'.
Posted by: pep
---
but do you know the way to San Jose?
Posted by: redc1c4


Tall and tan and young and lovely, the girl from E Plebnista goes walking
And when she passes, each one she passes goes - ah

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2018 07:16 PM (aKsyK)

75 "epicenter of controversy"

Fuck that shit. It's not controversial it's outright fucking fraud.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 07:17 PM (1JAxC)

76 Screw that guy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 16, 2018 07:13 PM (aYAWQ)

---
you can if you want, but that's not my cuppa...

his sister, OTOH...

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2018 07:17 PM (Dagiw)

77 70 65 not as willowed as me. I need a buzzer when there is a nood when working on hobby stuff.
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 07:15 PM (6VrXf)


Model trains, planes?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 07:17 PM (/9p9e)

78 51 Oh, jeepers!

I meant to say-

I'll just go now and sit in that corner over there and be quiet and eat my Chobani yoghurt.


I hope that didn't cause any problems for you.

I don't want to be a nuisance.


I'll be quiet now and eat my yoghurt.

It's vanilla.

............

I'm dead serious. I just had an ad for that show up on my computer. So a post from the horde will do that??

Posted by: Molly k. at November 16, 2018 07:17 PM (PRtMG)

79

Pistol Packin Mama song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8Jd281xrAU

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 16, 2018 07:17 PM (prTbl)

80 The Democrats have brass ones claiming Georgia was stolen while they steal elections everywhere else.Always projection with them,I think they believe their lies like George Costanza.

Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 07:17 PM (BXMxN)

81 72 As far as Graham being gay.... if played correctly, it's a feature, not a bug.....
Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2018 07:16 PM (ffWPP)

___

Absolutely. I've been saying for a long time, if he comes out, he'll win the presidency easy.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 07:17 PM (1JAxC)

82 I'll take old elevator music for 200$ , Alex.....

Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2018 07:17 PM (ffWPP)

83 Tall and tan and young and lovely, the girl from E Plebnista goes walking
And when she passes, each one she passes goes - ah
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2018 07:16 PM (aKsyK)
--------

Music to watch girls by.

Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2018 07:17 PM (U5tDi)

84 My beautiful, my beautiful balloon
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 16, 2018 06:57 PM (prTbl)
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.
Posted by: DR.WTF?
Just don't sleep in the subway, darlin'.
Posted by: pep at November 16, 2018 07:04 PM (T6t7i)
but do you know the way to San Jose?
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2018 07:13 PM (Dagiw)


No, but are you going to Scarborough Fair?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 07:18 PM (n9EOP)

85 Every lawsuit Nelson has filed he's won.

Mia Love files a lawsuit...guess if she won or lost?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 07:18 PM (1JAxC)

86 McSally should not have conceded, but rather raised a big stink...


What? What are you talking about?

I take a bath twice a day. And use L'air du Temps.

I...I mean, jeepers, you're sure making me feel bad.

But...I mean...if you really think I'm raising a big stink...I mean, jeepers, maybe I could take a bath three times a day...

If that's what you want....jeepers.

Posted by: The Glorious Fightin' Fighter McSally at November 16, 2018 07:18 PM (CRRq9)

87 Tall and tan and young and lovely, the girl from E Plebnista goes walking
And when she passes, each one she passes goes - ah
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2018 07:16 PM (aKsyK)


Huh. I always thought it was "The Girl from E Pluribus Unum."

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 16, 2018 07:18 PM (T71PA)

88 Absolutely. I've been saying for a long time, if he comes out, he'll win the presidency easy.


It didn't work for Rubio.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2018 07:18 PM (yQpMk)

89 Did I say that outloud?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2018 07:18 PM (yQpMk)

90 Tall and tan and young and lovely, the girl from E Plebnista goes walking
And when she passes, each one she passes goes - ah
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2018 07:16 PM (aKsyK)


Short and squat and dripping acid
the Horta from Omicron Ceti IV goes slithering
And when she dissolves the human they all go "AAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 07:19 PM (/9p9e)

91 McSally should not have conceded, but rather raised a big stink... as should have Walker....
Posted by: kraken


IMAO ... Thank Brother McCain for making Kelli Ward unelectable. McSally was too big of a squish, and Krysten Cinema, pun intentional, lied thru her teeth to the transplants. Oh well ...

Posted by: Adriane the Oh the Times, Oh the Morals Critic ... at November 16, 2018 07:19 PM (AoK0a)

92 McSally should not have conceded, but rather raised a big stink... as should have Walker....

Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2018 07:14 PM (ffWPP)

--
"Snif!"

that's *not* who we are, my good man...

Posted by: The GOPe, Happy in the role of Minority Party at November 16, 2018 07:19 PM (Dagiw)

93
How many House seats have GOP candidates lost in extended recounts? Is the GOPe doing a damn thing to have fraud investigated?

Don't tell me ... I know the answer.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 16, 2018 07:19 PM (W6iva)

94 My beautiful, my beautiful balloon
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 16, 2018 06:57 PM (prTbl)
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.
Posted by: DR.WTF?
Just don't sleep in the subway, darlin'.
Posted by: pep at November 16, 2018 07:04 PM (T6t7i)
but do you know the way to San Jose?
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2018 07:13 PM (Dagiw)

No, but are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar

The Village Green Preservation Society might be.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 16, 2018 07:19 PM (5RXy6)

95 Get with the program and PAY ATTENTION!

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 16, 2018 07:16 PM (T71PA)


It's Ace's fault! He posts that he's too tired or sick to post much, then he suddenly posts stuff BOOM-BOOM-BOOM! How can anyone tell what the program timing is???

Posted by: Gref at November 16, 2018 07:20 PM (AMIL/)

96 Trump didn't rise to prominence by fighting city hall. He rose by sucking up to city hall.

If a judge orders him to do XYZ, then Trump is going to do XYZ, pretty much every time. He is meticulous about staying within the system. That does NOT imply, however, that Trump is just going to roll over and show his belly. He's a street fighter. He'll find some other way around the courts. What he won't ever do is anger someone who's influence or favor he needs in the long term. Like a judge.

Look at The Honorable Kalikimakahiki in HI. Completely full of shit, but Trump has done what he asked every single time, because to do otherwise would go against the system. If the judge is corrupt or wrong, let the system handle it (appeals process, lawfare, etc.)

So even if my pet theory (silly as it is) that this Judge Kelly did Trump a favor with the injunction is false, it still does not mean that Trump's best play here is to roll out loaded and say "Fuck da courts!". Suck up, roll with the punches, and wait for your time to strike.

Just because the rest of the GOP are gutless sacks of shit who never counterpunch doesn't mean Trump is too.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2018 07:20 PM (BRvh1)

97 https://lat.ms/2ONuKSc
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Guess Aviante picked a bad week to stop doing aphetamines

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Ill Girlffriend at November 16, 2018 07:20 PM (BqBId)

98 81 72 As far as Graham being gay.... if played correctly, it's a feature, not a bug.....
Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2018 07:16 PM (ffWPP)

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Absolutely. I've been saying for a long time, if he comes out, he'll win the presidency easy.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 07:17 PM (1JAxC)


No way.

He's not really gay just like Clarence Thomas and Ben Carson are not black, and Melania Trump is not a woman.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 07:20 PM (/9p9e)

99 Short and squat and dripping acid
the Horta from Omicron Ceti IV goes slithering
And when she dissolves the human they all go "AAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 07:19 PM (/9p9e)


Dammit JJ, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 16, 2018 07:20 PM (T71PA)

100 93
How many House seats have GOP candidates lost in extended recounts? Is the GOPe doing a damn thing to have fraud investigated?

Don't tell me ... I know the answer.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 16, 2018 07:19 PM (W6iva)

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At least 5 seats in CA alone. And not a peep from the GOPe.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 07:20 PM (1JAxC)

101 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 07:19 PM (/9p9e)

And members of my family worry that I spend far too much time here...

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 07:20 PM (n9EOP)

102 The people of Broward deserve to have every vote counted. - Ben Shapiro, probably.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 16, 2018 07:21 PM (f687A)

103 corey booker is not on the downlow, he is on the downlo, allegedly.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 16, 2018 07:21 PM (MTjB1)

104 Blatant election fraud across the country.
Hell, these races they are still counting or refusing to concede are probably a fraction of the ones they cheated in.
McCarthy's 3+ to 1 win over Jordan for minority leader tells me I am pretty much done voting in general elections.
I want a House and Senate full of Cortex, Pelosis and Shumers and Browns.
Let it start the burn before I require assistance to walk.
Voting is not changing anything.

Posted by: Horus Heresy at November 16, 2018 07:21 PM (DB16e)

105 does that leave us at 53-47? I've lost track.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 16, 2018 07:05 PM (Cus5s)


Nope. Still gotta wait for the hand count in FL, aaaaand

Today the rent a protestors showed up in MS, demanding that Cindy Hyde-Smith resign from office because reasons, dude. She's still facing a runoff against the Dem Mike Espy on Nov. 27th, and the ads are running nonstop for Mike. Go figure, huh?

Trump has apparently committed to making another campaign rally for Cindy in MS in the coming days.

Espy is so crooked that corkscrews call him My Master, and Cindy is a gaff machine. Joy oh joy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 16, 2018 07:21 PM (JaP6u)

106 No, but are you going to Scarborough Fair?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 07:18 PM (n9EOP)

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is anyone going to San Antone?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2018 07:21 PM (Dagiw)

107 >>>and Melania Trump is not a woman.



Then I guess count me as gay as a French horn!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 16, 2018 07:21 PM (f687A)

108 The Democrats inability to face reality is the gift that keeps giving.

Posted by: MJ at November 16, 2018 07:22 PM (gAMkn)

109 I read something about how Astrud Gilberto had never sung before, but she was the only one in the studio who spoke English.

Joao Gilberto had this song and they needed a singer. But not being a singer she was half a beat behind the whole thing. And the thing I read said that's what made it special.

I don't speak music so I don't know if that makes sense, but it's an awesome song.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 16, 2018 07:22 PM (fuK7c)

110 is anyone going to San Antone?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2018 07:21 PM (Dagiw)


Nope, I'm going to Phoenix, Arizona.

Posted by: Gref at November 16, 2018 07:22 PM (AMIL/)

111 you haveto remember, ben shapiro is big on counting, he very closely counts every guy taking turns on his sister.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 16, 2018 07:22 PM (MTjB1)

112 Espy is so crooked that corkscrews call him My Master, and Cindy is a gaff machine. Joy oh joy.


At least this race is free of ... err .. livestock love.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2018 07:22 PM (yQpMk)

113 A older woman poll worker on Dennis Prager today said California has grown their provisional ballots exportationally in the last two elections. She said more people are getting mail in ballots while not always asking for one so if they personally vote it's a provisional since a mail in might also be used. And she said people on voting rolls for 30 years also are finding themselves on provisional ballots though may have not missed a vote in years.
Prager said before this ( prompting the call) California Republicans are losing races while declared winner on election day are losing because provisional ballots.

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 07:22 PM (6VrXf)

114 Just some low level guys in the Cincinnati office.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 16, 2018 07:23 PM (+y/Ru)

115
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 16, 2018 07:23 PM (KCxzN)

116 shapiro's favorite bedtime story as a kid was the little sister that could.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 16, 2018 07:23 PM (MTjB1)

117 Hi there, AltonJackson.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 16, 2018 07:23 PM (t+qrx)

118 And not a peep from the GOPe.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 07:20 PM (1JAxC)


My good man, do you have any idea how much time it would take away from soliciting campaign contributions to actually pursue Constitutional issues?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 07:23 PM (n9EOP)

119 >>>At least this race is free of ... err .. livestock love.


Weighto O'Pork's romance sequel is gonna be lit AF

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 16, 2018 07:24 PM (f687A)

120 Larry David offends everyone at a poker game

https://youtu.be/1liVw-fRkTM

Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 07:24 PM (BXMxN)

121 Republicans have pointed to embattled Broward Elections chief Brenda Snipes' record of past election gaffes in arguing that the largely Democratic country is tilted against them -- perhaps fraudulently so.

Exactly in what way is she "embattled"? Who's battling her? She represents Broward trying to deprive the rest of Florida of its sovereignty.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2018 07:24 PM (/qEW2)

122 Weasel Zippers is reporting the hand count went faster than expected and Nelson picked up squat. It is all over except for the fat lady to come down from GA to sing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 16, 2018 07:24 PM (yWXpx)

123 Choo choo, motherfuckers!

Posted by: Abigail Shapiro at November 16, 2018 07:24 PM (yQpMk)

124 113 A older woman poll worker on Dennis Prager today said California has grown their provisional ballots exportationally in the last two elections. She said more people are getting mail in ballots while not always asking for one so if they personally vote it's a provisional since a mail in might also be used. And she said people on voting rolls for 30 years also are finding themselves on provisional ballots though may have not missed a vote in years.
Prager said before this ( prompting the call) California Republicans are losing races while declared winner on election day are losing because provisional ballots.
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 07:22 PM (6VrXf)

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Wuuut?

I'm not sure if you're saying this is proof of fraud or proof of no fraud. Or what?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 07:24 PM (1JAxC)

125 >>If a judge orders him to do XYZ, then Trump is going to do XYZ, pretty much every time. He is meticulous about staying within the system. That does NOT imply, however, that Trump is just going to roll over and show his belly. He's a street fighter. He'll find some other way around the courts.

He already did.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2018 07:24 PM (/tuJf)

126 101 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 07:19 PM (/9p9e)

And members of my family worry that I spend far too much time here...
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 07:20 PM (n9EOP)


I think you do get the most bang for your entertainment buck right here.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 07:24 PM (/9p9e)

127 Lindsay will be 69 in 2024.

Posted by: MJ at November 16, 2018 07:24 PM (gAMkn)

128 Not ary a one of the dems will get so much as a cross word said to them. They will get away with this voter fraud and have 2020 in the bag if the GOPe gonna bend over and spread 'em from here on out. Unless.......somebody.....don't put a stop to it.

Posted by: Eromero at November 16, 2018 07:25 PM (zLDYs)

129 We should demand a recount every time we lose an election. We should scream voter fraud every time we lose an election. We should scream racism, sexism, hell, make up an ism, every time we lose an election.
Give it back to them... good and hard.

It's The Trump Way.......

Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2018 07:25 PM (ffWPP)

130 very OT:

So, if you're having surgery, at some point you'll get a call from the hospital saying "yeah, you have to pre-pay your deductible and your co-pay RIGHT NOW." And you will be required to put it on a credit, debit or HSA account.


Because if they bill afterwards, people are not paying.

So you must pay in advance now.

I did not know that.

Posted by: shibumi at November 16, 2018 07:25 PM (z1Dz9)

131 is anyone going to San Antone?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2018 07:21 PM (Dagiw)


Nope, I'm going to Phoenix, Arizona.

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Do you know the way to.San Jose?

Posted by: Dionne Warwick at November 16, 2018 07:25 PM (+y/Ru)

132 I think you do get the most bang for your entertainment buck right here.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at N




unless you bought a ticket to ride on the shapiro sister express

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 16, 2018 07:25 PM (MTjB1)

133 >>>Choo choo, motherfuckers!
Posted by: Abigail Shapiro



A Jewish detective in my division always said, "Jewish women drink semen like it's tap water." Crass, but a theory I never heard before.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 16, 2018 07:25 PM (f687A)

134 114 Just some low level guys in the Cincinnati office.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 16, 2018 07:23 PM (+y/Ru)


WIRS in Cincinnati....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 07:25 PM (/9p9e)

135 So - that's like 10 votes! It's a mandate!!

Posted by: Weasel at November 16, 2018 07:26 PM (MVjcR)

136 is anyone going to San Antone?
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2018 07:21 PM (Dagiw)


By the time I get to Phoenix, I might consider it!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 07:26 PM (n9EOP)

137 Lindsay will be 69 in 2024.

Posted by: MJ at November 16, 2018 07:24 PM (gAMkn)


Perfect!

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 16, 2018 07:26 PM (T71PA)

138 130 very OT:

So, if you're having surgery, at some point you'll get a call from the hospital saying "yeah, you have to pre-pay your deductible and your co-pay RIGHT NOW." And you will be required to put it on a credit, debit or HSA account.


Because if they bill afterwards, people are not paying.

So you must pay in advance now.

I did not know that.
Posted by: shibumi at November 16, 2018 07:25 PM (z1Dz9)

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Senor...you pay for medical services?

LOL

Posted by: Illegal Alien Javier at November 16, 2018 07:26 PM (1JAxC)

139 Hey everybody, again.

BREAKING NEWS: In response to not getting enough mustard on his hot dog, Eric Swalwell is threatening to nuke Der Wienerschnitzel!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 07:26 PM (miE9U)

140 133 A Jewish detective in my division always said, "Jewish women drink semen like it's tap water." Crass, but a theory I never heard before.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 16, 2018 07:25 PM (f687A)


New York tap water for sure.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 07:27 PM (/9p9e)

141
hey, hogmartin

did you buy the bike or are you holding out for the 2019 Fender Jimmy Page replica Telecaster?

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 16, 2018 07:27 PM (KCxzN)

142 80
The Democrats have brass ones claiming Georgia was stolen while they steal elections everywhere else.


It's simply a way of preventing the charge of fraud from sticking. "See, they're accused of it too".

Posted by: pep at November 16, 2018 07:27 PM (T6t7i)

143 He already did.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2018 07:24 PM (/tuJf)

Did what? Roll over? Or find another way?

Because as I understand it, the end goal for Trump is simply to have non-disfunctional press briefings. With or without Acosta. Trump kicked him out, Court said "You can't do it that way, you have to have some set of clearly defined rules for who gets kicked out when, otherwise Acosta and CNN could sue you", and Trump says, "OK, we'll do that then".

That sounds to me like getting what you want while playing within the system and not pissing off important people. Far from capitulation.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2018 07:27 PM (BRvh1)

144 Note to self: start meeting Jewish women

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 07:27 PM (1JAxC)

145 is anyone going to San Antone?
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 16, 2018 07:21 PM (Dagiw)

By the time I get to Phoenix, I might consider it!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 07:26 PM (n9EOP)


I'm goin' to Kansas City. Kansas City here I come.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 16, 2018 07:27 PM (T71PA)

146

How would you like to have this wacky tv station for your local news?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-O5QTpBvHw

(Keep watching. You'll see a "cold front" move through the tv studio )

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 16, 2018 07:28 PM (prTbl)

147 >>>Note to self: start meeting Jewish women


Beware the IDF babes. They'll kill you nine times before you hit the ground.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 16, 2018 07:28 PM (f687A)

148 142 80
The Democrats have brass ones claiming Georgia was stolen while they steal elections everywhere else.

It's simply a way of preventing the charge of fraud from sticking. "See, they're accused of it too".
Posted by: pep at November 16, 2018 07:27 PM (T6t7i)


That's another reason why they wanted to destroy Kavanaugh. Because one of ours - real or not - equals all the dozens of theirs actually guilty of the crime.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 16, 2018 07:28 PM (/9p9e)

149 shapiro's favorite bedtime story as a kid was the little sister that could would.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 16, 2018 07:23 PM (MTjB1)

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 07:29 PM (n9EOP)

150 He's leaving on that midnight train to Georgia

Posted by: Gladys Knight at November 16, 2018 07:29 PM (+y/Ru)

151 Hawt Jewish Woman: Gina Grad from the Adam Carolla show.

Scha-wing!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 07:29 PM (1JAxC)

152 It's a mandate!!

*perks ups*

Posted by: Shemp Smith at November 16, 2018 07:29 PM (jr1mC)

153 129 We should demand a recount every time we lose an election. We should scream voter fraud every time we lose an election. We should scream racism, sexism, hell, make up an ism, every time we lose an election.
Give it back to them... good and hard.
Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2018 07:25 PM (ffWPP)


Communism.

Posted by: rickl at November 16, 2018 07:29 PM (sdi6R)

154 Senor...you pay for medical services?


LOL
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Yes, I am a white taxpayer who pays for insurance.

So really, the most stupid of all stupid people.

Posted by: shibumi at November 16, 2018 07:29 PM (z1Dz9)

155 Ah, so when a Democrat commits a federal crime, it's actually classified as a "gaffe." Hillary's exoneration by the FBI now makes total sense. Thanks, Politico, for squaring that circle for me!

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: Air Pinochet trainee at November 16, 2018 07:29 PM (DTX3h)

156 I don't believe anything until Jimmy Drama Accost-her says it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 16, 2018 07:29 PM (8iiMU)

157 For the last 2 months there's a radio ad running for the fraud McCarthy on all conservative radio stations telling us he'll do exactly what you wrote when he's the next leader in the House.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 16, 2018 07:07 PM (prTbl)

Well, I have to admit, his public service announcements inspired me to hope (and DREAM) again!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 07:11 PM (n9EOP)
************************
Well, it's up to us to hold their feat to the fire.
When they come back from Thanksgiving I will call their offices and hound them.
I should have done this earlier, but just stuck with calling my Rep. and Senators. With the Kavanaugh debacle I called Senators that were not from my state. a lot of us did and it's the little things that, that make a difference.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 16, 2018 07:29 PM (hECVl)

158 Do you know the way to.San Jose?

Posted by: Dionne Warwick at November 16, 2018 07:25 PM (+y/Ru)


Yes, and I could go there if I could just get off of this LA freeway.

Posted by: Gref at November 16, 2018 07:29 PM (AMIL/)

159 >>>Scha-wing!!


Seconded!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 16, 2018 07:29 PM (f687A)

160 The Curb Your Enthusiasm with Gina Gershon as a. hasidic woman was a classic.

Posted by: steevy at November 16, 2018 07:30 PM (BXMxN)

161
Kellyanne Conway may be getting enough of her husband's behavior:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6399527

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 16, 2018 07:30 PM (f1Vqw)

162 Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 16, 2018 07:27 PM (T71PA)

I've heard they've got some crazy little women there, and ...

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 07:30 PM (n9EOP)

163 Hawt Jewish Woman: Gina Grad from the Adam Carolla show.



Dayum. She makes Abby Shapiro look like Twiggy.

Posted by: pep at November 16, 2018 07:30 PM (T6t7i)

164 If anybody wasn't convinced by now that the left will do ANYTHING to advance their cause you are deluded. They should never be trusted. The Democrat party attracts all the most insane and wretched human debris and I question the sanity of anyone associated with the party.

Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2018 07:30 PM (UdKB7)

165 hey, hogmartin

did you buy the bike or are you holding out for the 2019 Fender Jimmy Page replica Telecaster?
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 16, 2018 07:27 PM (KCxzN)


It's too nasty out for a proper test drive, so I'll just get the Fender.

But it's the Dick Dale Strat in gold flake.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 16, 2018 07:30 PM (t+qrx)

166 Conway's hubby needs to be muzzled. Talk about an Attention Whore.....

Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2018 07:31 PM (ffWPP)

167 kraken, my hunch is that Conway's hubby has already been blueballed for years.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 16, 2018 07:31 PM (miE9U)

168 Highway to Hell!

Posted by: AC D.C. at November 16, 2018 07:32 PM (+y/Ru)

169 The Conway hubby is kind of a lardass cross between Thumb Stetler and Louie Anderson.....

Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2018 07:33 PM (ffWPP)

170 164 If anybody wasn't convinced by now that the left will do ANYTHING to advance their cause you are deluded. They should never be trusted. The Democrat party attracts all the most insane and wretched human debris and I question the sanity of anyone associated with the party.
Posted by: freaked at November 16, 2018 07:30 PM (UdKB7)

I actually know out and out Communists. International Marxist "global workers party" type Communists. And they fucking HATE the Democrats.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2018 07:33 PM (BRvh1)

171 >>>kraken, my hunch is that Conway's hubby has already been blueballed for years.


Like a screen door in a hurricane. But that's just like, my opinion, man.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 16, 2018 07:33 PM (f687A)

172 If anybody wasn't convinced by now that the left will do ANYTHING to advance their cause you are deluded. They should never be trusted. The Democrat party attracts all the most insane and wretched human debris and I question the sanity of anyone associated with the party.

---

From what I can tell, many Democrats are Democrats first and their religion second. So even if their religion tells them not to lie, cheat or steal, their real religion, aka "Democrat" says it's cool. So it's not a problem.



Posted by: shibumi at November 16, 2018 07:33 PM (z1Dz9)

173 161


Kellyanne Conway may be getting enough of her husband's behavior:



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6399527

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 16, 2018 07:30 PM (f1Vqw)

Kellyanne is an aging One.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion NPC at November 16, 2018 07:33 PM (8iiMU)

174 Yes, and I could go there if I could just get off of this LA freeway.
Posted by: Gref at November 16, 2018 07:29 PM (AMIL/)
---------

You think you've got it bad.

Posted by: Charlie, on the MTA at November 16, 2018 07:33 PM (U5tDi)

175 The best evidence for voter fraud is the suspicious lack of evidence for voter fraud.


The best evidence for a clean vote is bales of stuff going in and out back doors after dark, and of course, accusations of voter fraud.

Posted by: Burger Chef at November 16, 2018 07:33 PM (RuIsu)

176 We need Lt. Joe Kenda on this.

On lots of things, actually.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 07:33 PM (IMdOQ)

177 Yeah that Conway husband thing is....shall we say, a little weird.

Imagine being a VP at Honda and your spouse spends all day saying how Hondas are and how much better Toyotas drive. How long do you think you'd last at that job?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 07:33 PM (1JAxC)

178 Going to Alabama with a banjo on my knee.

Posted by: Eromero at November 16, 2018 07:33 PM (zLDYs)

179 Either Conway hubby shuts up, or she has to... take steps...

Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2018 07:34 PM (ffWPP)

180 Imagine being a VP at Honda and your spouse spends all day saying how Hondas are and how much better Toyotas drive. How long do you think you'd last at that job?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 07:33 PM (1JAxC)


So... your girlfriend drives a Honda?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 16, 2018 07:35 PM (t+qrx)

181 You can't throw him out without rules.
The rule is I can throw him out whenever I feel like it.
Ok, then.

Posted by: DaveA at November 16, 2018 07:35 PM (FhXTo)

182 I actually know out and out Communists. International Marxist "global workers party" type Communists. And they fucking HATE the Democrats.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2018 07:33 PM (BRvh1)

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I always chuckle when these people think Dems are too right wing. I'm like how fare left does one need to be to think Dems are right wing? It's holy fuck man.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 07:35 PM (1JAxC)

183 170
I actually know out and out Communists. International Marxist "global workers party" type Communists. And they fucking HATE the Democrats.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2018 07:33 PM (BRvh1)


Why, because they think the Democrats are pussies for not putting Republicans in shallow graves?

Posted by: rickl at November 16, 2018 07:35 PM (sdi6R)

184 Going to Alabama with a banjo on my knee.
Posted by: Eromero at November 16, 2018 07:33 PM (zLDYs)


Not me. One time, the sun was so hot I froze to death.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 16, 2018 07:35 PM (T71PA)

185 >>>Either Conway hubby shuts up, or she has to... take steps...


Clinton steps, or something less... messy?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 16, 2018 07:35 PM (f687A)

186 you know shapiro signed deal with the nfl so that the winner of the superbowl says I'm going to shapiro's sisters! when he walks off the field.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 16, 2018 07:35 PM (MTjB1)

187 Out in the west Texas town of El Paso I fell in love with a Mexican girl.

Posted by: Marty Robbins at November 16, 2018 07:35 PM (+y/Ru)

188 Republicans have pointed to embattled Broward Elections chief Brenda
Snipes' record of past election gaffes in arguing that the largely
Democratic country is tilted against them -- perhaps fraudulently so.


=====


There's the Cucks we all know and love -- going and misspelling theft and other crimes again.

Posted by: ShainS - Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 16, 2018 07:36 PM (WqPYg)

189 I actually know out and out Communists. International Marxist "global workers party" type Communists. And they fucking HATE the Democrats.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2018 07:33 PM (BRvh1)


Too far left for them?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 07:36 PM (Ry8mf)

190 We need Lt. Joe Kenda on this.

On lots of things, actually.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at N


well, ben shapiro's sister for one.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 16, 2018 07:36 PM (MTjB1)

191 Nobody ever investigates voter fraud

So no voter fraud is ever found.

Therefore, when someone says there's voter fraud, they're laughed at because no voter fraud has ever been found. And it's absurd to look for it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 07:37 PM (1JAxC)

192 you know shapiro signed deal with the nfl so that the winner of the superbowl says I'm going to shapiro's sisters! when he walks off the field.
Posted by: yankeefifth

I guess she'll be the one taking a knee.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 16, 2018 07:37 PM (5RXy6)

193 Felina, goodbye.

Posted by: Burger Chef at November 16, 2018 07:37 PM (RuIsu)

194 Hard Pass vs Easy Pass

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2018 07:37 PM (aKsyK)

195 113/
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 07:24 PM

The woman caller didn't know if it was a attempt at fraud or not. The provisional ballots I take it were allowed so is it double voting by mail then in person?

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 07:37 PM (6VrXf)

196
Beatorork/Abrams 2020?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 16, 2018 07:38 PM (prTbl)

197 Another bike!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at November 16, 2018 07:38 PM (LX21o)

198 This is me ... not holding my breath.

Any real investigation of this shit goes farther than any of the Power Players are willing to go. Take this shit down to the root, stem, and branch ... and you've got to jail the leadership of one political party - as well as a shit-pot of high players from the other.

Ain't nobody got time for that. Not even Trump. He'll resign first.

This "investigation" smells a whole lot like "Huber will come". Something to calm the pissed off rubes down for a bit. Nothing more.

Posted by: Stagger Lee at November 16, 2018 07:38 PM (QwmrN)

199 Not me. One time, the sun was so hot I froze to death.
Posted by: DR.WTF?


Sussanna, quit crying ...

Posted by: Adriane the Harsh but Fair Critic ... at November 16, 2018 07:38 PM (AoK0a)

200 We need Lt. Joe Kenda on this.

-
Dude, he's the Homicide Hunter not the Voting Vulture.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 16, 2018 07:38 PM (+y/Ru)

201 Abby Shapiro is very nubile.... but kinda ratfaced.... check it out sometime.... ( ya gotta look ^ )...

Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2018 07:39 PM (ffWPP)

202 A lot of lefties, including many (all?) Bernie supporters thinks Democrats are too right wing. They think Obama sold them out as well.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 07:39 PM (1JAxC)

203 No doubt Brenda Snipes will get another chance in 2 years to get it right.

Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 07:39 PM (6VrXf)

204 Um, wrong. The travel "ban" was not some vague statement of likes and wants, it was an over-due implementation of a halt to reassess based on sensible and logical alarm on the intel side about admitting nationals from known terror hotbeds, due to inability to vet them.

The courts prevented execution of this obviously lawful and routine executive power. How long was the delay until the judiciary graciously (and with provisos) allowed the president to exercise his power, and what happened during that period? Right. Admissions of uncheckable nationals from hotbeds continued.

And as a bonus, a new ridiculous usurpation (and tactical innovations, the national TRO from a district court. And standing granted to anyone who simply opposed lawful executive action, were test-driven with great success).

But yeah, "street fighter" is relevant to the judiciary aggrandizing itself and usurping executive power, inexorably and shamelessly.

Posted by: Rhomboid at November 16, 2018 07:39 PM (NyQaH)

205
Conway's husband's behavior is just awful. He's undermining his wife every day.

Hell take Carville and Mary Matalin. And they were on opposite sides to begin with. I remember during the W. Administration, Mary was working for Cheney (IIRC), and they'd ask Carville many times about that, just trying to get him to say something agin' his wife.

He never would. He'd just Mary was the greatest thing in his life, and she was doing a bang-up job, all with a aw-shucks grin on his face. And that he was undeserving of her.

This toad Kellyanne is married to is supposed to be on the same side, and there he is undermining her all the time.

Fucking Carville is made of much better stuff that any of these cucks.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 16, 2018 07:40 PM (f1Vqw)

206
Not me. One time, the sun was so hot I froze to death.
Posted by: DR.WTF?


Climate denier!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2018 07:40 PM (aKsyK)

207 203 No doubt Brenda Snipes will get another chance in 2 years to get it right.
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 07:39 PM (6VrXf)

She's only a donut away, though, so.....

Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2018 07:40 PM (ffWPP)

208
Beto + Abrams = Every Political Identity

Hispanic, White, Black, Gay, Muslim, Woman, Obese, Indian, Asian, and Handicapped

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 16, 2018 07:40 PM (prTbl)

209 I left my home in Norfolk Virginia
California on my mind...

Posted by: Elvis has left the AoSHQ at November 16, 2018 07:40 PM (AMIL/)

210 It was a gaffe when I was drinking and driving and crashed into that school bus full of children!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at November 16, 2018 07:41 PM (LX21o)

211 195 113/
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 07:24 PM

The woman caller didn't know if it was a attempt at fraud or not. The provisional ballots I take it were allowed so is it double voting by mail then in person?
Posted by: Skip at November 16, 2018 07:37 PM (6VrXf)

___

And that's one of the problems. There's early voting, mail in voting, absentee voting, provisional voting. Who the fuck can keep track of it all? Especially when it's by and large volunteers doing this. The system is so convoluted it's impossible to know what the fuck is going on and thus, easy to take advantage of.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 07:41 PM (1JAxC)

212


nood

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 16, 2018 07:42 PM (prTbl)

213 In person, ID validated paper ballot voting.

Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2018 07:42 PM (ffWPP)

214 I was born in east Virginia.
North Carolina I did go.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at November 16, 2018 07:42 PM (LX21o)

215 PSA for PSA:

Palmetto State Armory Pre Black Friday Sale
PSA 16" M4 CARBINE 5.56 NATO 1:7 LIGHTWEIGHT M-LOK CLASSIC RIFLE $469.99
Plus free shipping.

End PSA.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 16, 2018 07:42 PM (9vbJt)

216 202 A lot of lefties, including many (all?) Bernie supporters thinks Democrats are too right wing. They think Obama sold them out as well.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 07:39 PM (1JAxC)


Yeah, and they think the corporate-owned media is right wing, too.

Posted by: rickl at November 16, 2018 07:43 PM (sdi6R)

217 121 Republicans have pointed to embattled Broward Elections chief Brenda Snipes' record of past election gaffes in arguing that the largely Democratic country is tilted against them -- perhaps fraudulently so.

Exactly in what way is she "embattled"? Who's battling her? She represents Broward trying to deprive the rest of Florida of its sovereignty.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 16, 2018 07:24 PM (/qEW2)


Snipes continued 'gaffes' is disenfranchising Broward county, depriving a minority majority county of its true fair vote. She should be in prison for depriving so many minorities of their vote. The worst civil rights violator of the century, maybe even last century as well.

Posted by: Snipes at November 16, 2018 07:43 PM (1g7ch)

218 >>Abby Shapiro is very nubile.... but kinda ratfaced....
>> check it out sometime.... ( ya gotta look ^ )...

Make sure it's the real Abby you're looking at. The nude selfies purporting to be her are not, but of some web-cam girl with the handle "Rachel MFC" who is dead ringer. Well, you can see the difference if you look, but the resemblance, both face and ginormous boobs, is striking.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 16, 2018 07:44 PM (f1Vqw)

219 Damn snipes sock...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 16, 2018 07:44 PM (1g7ch)

220 Well, I'm a-standin' on a corner in Winslow, Arizona

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 07:44 PM (n9EOP)

221 Acosta should have his own special mic for White House press briefings. Sarah Sanders should order a custom mic made out a large, shiny pink dildo just for little Jimmy. Imagine the look on Acosta's face when he's handed his own personal dildo microphone.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at November 16, 2018 07:44 PM (bML9A)

222 191 Nobody ever investigates voter fraud

So no voter fraud is ever found.

Therefore, when someone says there's voter fraud, they're laughed at because no voter fraud has ever been found. And it's absurd to look for it.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 07:37 PM (1JAxC)

And yet we see every election how there are suddenly more votes tallied in a district, then there are registered voters there.

And that includes the 'registered voters' that should have been purged from the rolls years ago.

Posted by: Don Q. at November 16, 2018 07:44 PM (NgKpN)

223 Bernie Sanders wife totally didn't commit fraud bankrupting that college, you committed fraud not voting the correct way. Signed The Government

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 16, 2018 07:45 PM (bQtop)

224 Abby Shapiro is very nubile.... but kinda ratfaced.... check it out sometime.... ( ya gotta look ^ )...
Posted by: kraken at November 16, 2018 07:39 PM (ffWPP)

She has a face?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 16, 2018 07:46 PM (n9EOP)

225 I see the bad moon arising
I see trouble on the way
I see earthquakes and lightnin'
I see bad times today

Don't go around tonight
Well, it's bound to take your life
There's a bathroom on the right.

Posted by: morton at November 16, 2018 07:50 PM (eXs9O)

226 211
And that's one of the problems. There's early voting, mail in voting, absentee voting, provisional voting. Who the fuck can keep track of it all? Especially when it's by and large volunteers doing this. The system is so convoluted it's impossible to know what the fuck is going on and thus, easy to take advantage of.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 07:41 PM (1JAxC)


People who showed up to vote on Election Day, but their registration status, address, or signature were hinky were allowed to file provisional ballots. The idea was that if they were later determined to be a legitimate voter, then their ballot would be counted. Makes sense, right?

But as soon as the election was over and the vote counting began, the Democrats moved the goalposts and demanded that "every vote must be counted". Including all the provisional ballots. Anyone who wanted to adhere to the actual rules then gets accused of "voter suppression".

Posted by: rickl at November 16, 2018 07:50 PM (sdi6R)

227 >>Felina, goodbye.

One of the best songs ever.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2018 07:51 PM (/tuJf)

228 191 Nobody ever investigates voter fraud

So no voter fraud is ever found.

Therefore, when someone says there's voter fraud, they're laughed at because no voter fraud has ever been found. And it's absurd to look for it.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 16, 2018 07:37 PM (1JAxC)


We need the FBVF - Federal Bureau of Voter Fraud.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 08:13 PM (Ry8mf)

229 Yeah, and they think the corporate-owned media is right wing, too.
Posted by: rickl at November 16, 2018 07:43 PM (sdi6R)


I want to move to their planet. It sounds very nice.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 16, 2018 08:15 PM (Ry8mf)

230 96
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 16, 2018 07:20 PM (BRvh1)
------------------------------
This is a very insightful comment, IMO.

(Hey, anyone who didn't read it, go back and do so.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 16, 2018 08:20 PM (Rxduq)

231 Any bets not one culprit goes to jail?

We are doomed as a nation when we tolerate such villains and evil doers.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at November 16, 2018 08:40 PM (Pr11x)

232 McLame and Flake are all but gone. good things happen in threes

Posted by: torabora at November 16, 2018 11:32 PM (snTmr)

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