Federal Judge Orders Hillary Clinton To Answer Long-Evaded Questions About Her Secret Server

Via Mark Tapscott at Instapundit, a jidge has given Hillary Clinton a 30 day deadline to come clean.

Clean? Like with a BleachBit?

A federal judge ordered former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton to answer five questions she has avoided for years about her use of a private email server to conduct official U.S. diplomatic business.

U.S. District Court Judge Emmett Sullivan on Wednesday gave Clinton 30 days to respond under oath to five questions.

These questions were all put to her nearly four years ago in a lawsuit filed by the nonprofit government watchdog Judicial Watch.

The five questions are:

1.) Who decided to create the clintonemail.com system?

2.) When was it created?

3.) Why was it created?

4.) Who set it up?

5.) When did it become operational?

So, is she going to claim under oath to a judge who seems suspicious of her that she created the server just so she could use one iPad or whatever bullshit reason she's offered before?

The judge added a bit more:

Sullivan also ordered Clinton to explain why, on Oct. 22, 2015, she told the House of Representatives Select Committee on Benghazi that virtually all of her emails "were in the State Department's system" and "if they want to see them, they would certainly have been able to do so."

The judge ordered Clinton to "identify the basis for this statement, including all facts on which you relied in support of the statement, how and when you became aware of these facts, and, if you were made aware of these facts by or through another person, identify the person who made you aware of these facts."

Lifezette notes that any person Clinton names as having been involved in the server will likely be asked follow-up questions by Judicial Watch.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:38 PM




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1 HANG THE HARPY!

Posted by: mb at November 15, 2018 07:39 PM (/lb39)

2 sexism straight up

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 15, 2018 07:39 PM (XZ3Gp)

3 Is it wrong of me wanting to see this woman witness the end of all she loves before a painful death?

(Money, power, influence)
Notice I didn't list Bubba, Chelsea, her grandkids.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2018 07:40 PM (9rIkM)

4 sexism straight up
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 15, 2018 07:39 PM (XZ3Gp)


*pours sexism*
*slides glass across bar*

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 07:40 PM (t+qrx)

5 Just in the nick of time.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2018 07:40 PM (NWiLs)

6 MISOGYNY

Posted by: mikeyG at November 15, 2018 07:41 PM (LL1Be)

7 Seems like there is going to be an outbreak of Arkanacide shortly.
I think some folks might get nervous

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 15, 2018 07:41 PM (fnWQo)

8 YES!!!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2018 07:41 PM (EYsyU)

9 I did not have smtp with that server

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 07:42 PM (JFO2v)

10 Maybe some good news.

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 07:42 PM (K22Va)

11 "Uhm ... it all depends upon what the definition of Who, When, and Why is, Judge Deplorable. Not SHUT-UP!!!" -- Hillary 2020!

Posted by: ShainS - Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 15, 2018 07:42 PM (WqPYg)

12 Q1-Q5 : "I do not recall ...."

- HRC

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2018 07:42 PM (bUjCl)

13 Wow. Good news?

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 15, 2018 07:42 PM (bZ7mE)

14 I said I'm sick of hearing about her emails!

Posted by: Bernie Sandanista at November 15, 2018 07:42 PM (5RXy6)

15 If he wins, we'll all hang from nooses!

Strange thing for a presidential candidate to say, no?

Wonder why she said it.

No I don't.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 07:42 PM (gC2IV)

16 4 sexism straight up
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 15, 2018 07:39 PM (XZ3Gp)

*pours sexism*
*slides glass across bar*
Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 07:40 PM (t+qrx)

Can I get one of those, with a patriarchy chaser?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2018 07:42 PM (NWiLs)

17 Oooooo what is in a *sexism*. Is this a horde sourced cocktails?

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 15, 2018 07:42 PM (fnWQo)

18 Lock Her Up!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 07:43 PM (n9EOP)

19 Let me *interview* her. You'd be amazed what can be done with a whiffle ball bat and a curling iron.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2018 07:43 PM (9rIkM)

20 3
Is it wrong of me wanting to see this woman witness the end of all she loves before a painful death?




Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2018 07:40 PM (9rIkM)


======

If that's wrong, then I don't ever wanna be right.

Posted by: ShainS - Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 15, 2018 07:43 PM (WqPYg)

21 Is it wrong of me wanting to see this woman witness the end of all she loves before a painful death?

(Money, power, influence)
Notice I didn't list Bubba, Chelsea, her grandkids.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2018 07:40 PM (9rIkM)


If election night 2016 was a taste of it, I could stand to see some more. But not all at once. Just a little at a time. Make it last.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 07:43 PM (t+qrx)

22 It's so refreshing to see an outbreak of common sense, and some reason to believe that the system has not been completely corrupted.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2018 07:43 PM (dBiBP)

23 PB County missing votes Substantial number

So they were running dem votes thru many times!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 07:43 PM (JFO2v)

24 10 Maybe some good news.
Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 07:42 PM (K22Va)


We sure as hell are overdue for it.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 07:43 PM (sdi6R)

25 What's a "jidge"? Is that like a little judge? Like a smidge?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2018 07:44 PM (VpIIl)

26 Cue "she's a poor confused old woman" defense.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 15, 2018 07:44 PM (IQkaI)

27 What difference does it make now?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 15, 2018 07:44 PM (1g7ch)

28 All I did was wipe the server with a cloth. Why is everyone so upset?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 07:44 PM (n9EOP)

29 Because I fucking felt like it, shitbird. What are you gonna do about it?

Posted by: Hillary! at November 15, 2018 07:44 PM (gC2IV)

30 just another vast, right wing conspiracy. brought on by trump and his russian enablers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 07:44 PM (KP5rU)

31 Can I get one of those, with a patriarchy chaser?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2018 07:42 PM (NWiLs)


And a little paper umbrella.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 07:44 PM (t+qrx)

32 We sure as hell are overdue for it.

Amen to that brother.

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 07:44 PM (K22Va)

33 Nothing will happen to her.If it looks bad she will have a health crisis and just leave the poor old lady alone!

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2018 07:45 PM (BXMxN)

34 It's so refreshing to see an outbreak of common sense, and some reason to believe that the system has not been completely corrupted.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2018 07:43 PM (dBiBP)

Give them enough time...

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 07:45 PM (n9EOP)

35 Here come de jidge, here come de jidge.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 07:45 PM (c+2jX)

36 Hmmm. This would be very interesting if Hillary is ever going to be held accountable for her crimes.

Is this just a scheme to keep her from running for president in 2020 and blowing Democrat chances?

Posted by: Emmie at November 15, 2018 07:45 PM (4HMW8)

37 Hillary answer, "what does it matter now?"

Posted by: willow at November 15, 2018 07:45 PM (aSpXp)

38
Delay, delay, delay
Will be the order of the day, day, day

We all know the Clinton playbook by heart.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 15, 2018 07:45 PM (e7O7B)

39 She'll just continue lying

Posted by: It's me donna at November 15, 2018 07:46 PM (O2RFr)

40 Let me *interview* her. You'd be amazed what can be done with a whiffle ball bat and a curling iron.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2018 07:43 PM (9rIkM)


50KV AC through the ol' exoskeleton.

*taps alligator clips together festively*

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 07:46 PM (t+qrx)

41
Taking bids on the number of extensions she gets. I say she gets out to 60 days without breaking a sweat.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 15, 2018 07:46 PM (13CQC)

42 Clinton responded first by calling Trump's comments about her emails false, then said, "It's just awfully good that someone with the temperament of Donald Trump is not in charge of the law in our country."

Trump, as if continuing her sentence, added: "Because you'd be in jail."

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 07:46 PM (VhKw6)

43 Merry Christmas, Hillary.

Posted by: windbag at November 15, 2018 07:46 PM (fUr6W)

44 Jeff Sessions to recuse himself from this case in 5 .. 4 .. 3 ...

Posted by: ShainS - Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 15, 2018 07:46 PM (WqPYg)

45 I don't know nothin' 'bout programin' no servers!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 07:46 PM (n9EOP)

46 Ok Ok, l'll answer the questions. Just kidding. Go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Hillary! at November 15, 2018 07:46 PM (gC2IV)

47 She just has to flash her Democrat Get Out of Jail Card. No problem.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 15, 2018 07:46 PM (t+1tH)

48 IS a "jidge" so small it firs in a messenger bag or on a crooked shelf?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2018 07:46 PM (VpIIl)

49
Let me *interview* her. You'd be amazed what can be done with a whiffle ball bat and a curling iron.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2018 07:43 PM (9rIkM)


Pffft, as if!

The woman was "this close" to becoming a Marine. She had Navy Seal in her sights. In her sights!

NO WAY you'd break her.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2018 07:47 PM (pNxlR)

50 Alright! I knew Jeff Sessions would come through!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2018 07:47 PM (Evws/)

51 30 days to answer 5 questions. That should take about 5 minutes to answer if you're telling the truth.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 15, 2018 07:47 PM (/tuJf)

52 35
Here come de jidge, here come de jidge.

Flip would be popular these days.

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 07:47 PM (K22Va)

53 2 sexism straight up
Posted by: votermom


And, considering that every time Hillary Clinton enters a black church, she suddenly acquired a super-authentic black accent -- it's RACIST too!

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 07:47 PM (c+2jX)

54 30 days? I know it's been years and 30 days ain't much in context, but give her until 10:00 ET tomorrow (which is reasonable - one hour after the business day starts) and clap the bitch in leg irons if she doesn't comply.

Good grief.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2018 07:47 PM (I2dne)

55 bitch will never see the inside of a courtroom. ever. bank it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 07:47 PM (KP5rU)

56 >>>virtually all of her emails "were in the State Department's system" and "if they want to see them, they would certainly have been able to do so."


Because virtually all of the e-mails (that you know about) are in the State system (either To: or From.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 15, 2018 07:47 PM (1g7ch)

57 We all know the Clinton playbook by heart.
Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly

Wouldn't the playbook be "delay, *hic*, delay, *shart*, delay"?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 15, 2018 07:47 PM (5RXy6)

58

In breaking news, federal judge commits suicide standing in the middle of heavy traffic on the Interstate by throwing himself backward on to 37 forks before being run over by heavy equipment earth mover and spontaneously combusting...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 15, 2018 07:47 PM (eF92S)

59 If Hillary gets indicted, will we get three flaming skulls in pudding cups?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 15, 2018 07:47 PM (d7Ww2)

60 Hillary Clinton -- the first black First Lady.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 07:47 PM (c+2jX)

61 https://youtu.be/f0OteXcs-AI

Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 07:48 PM (OMsf+)

62 Nothing will happen to her.If it looks bad she will have a health crisis and just leave the poor old lady alone!

Posted by: steevy at November 15, 2018 07:45 PM (BXMxN)


The jidge will have to ensure that there are no bollards permitted in the court room!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 07:48 PM (n9EOP)

63 I see Hillary's 2020 campaign slogan in this: "It was him!".

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2018 07:48 PM (VpIIl)

64 I'm past caring about the server, it's become one of those everybody does it deals.

Full disclosure: Took my first cruise this month, didn't meet Kristol but my willingness to embrace the political outrage of the hour has been greatly reduced. Taking another one in a few months. It's a warm cocoon of ignorance that is very comforting. Call me a cuck all you want but I'll still vote Trump in 2020 unless he does something fucktarded like sign a gun control bill.

Posted by: Neil it's not rape if I'm wearing the dress DeGrasse Tyson at November 15, 2018 07:48 PM (1L9V9)

65 Dudes, hellary ain't answering a damn thing and we know it. On a lighter note, I saw 4, 6, and 8pt bucks last two days and didn't shoot. Could have shot a fat doe or 5 but didn't. I confess I wanted a hog. Damnit.

Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2018 07:48 PM (zLDYs)

66 19 You'd be amazed what can be done with a whiffle ball bat and a curling iron.

whiffle ball seems a bit light for curling; you need something with some heft to it.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 15, 2018 07:48 PM (NmR1a)

67 Yeah, if I had money to donate, it would go to Judicial Watch.

Posted by: shibumi at November 15, 2018 07:49 PM (z1Dz9)

68
This is the Jarndyce v. Jarndyce of lawsuits. Hillary Clinton will never answer those questions. Ever.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2018 07:49 PM (LsBY9)

69 I can type up her affidavit right quick:

1.) Who decided to create the clintonemail.com system?

Response: I do not recall.

2.) When was it created?

Response: I do not recall.

3.) Why was it created?

Response: I do not recall.

4.) Who set it up?

Response: I do not recall.

5.) When did it become operational?

Response: I do not recall.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 07:49 PM (VhKw6)

70 58




In breaking news, federal judge commits suicide standing in the
middle of heavy traffic on the Interstate by throwing himself backward
on to 37 forks before being run over by heavy equipment earth mover and
spontaneously combusting...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 15, 2018 07:47 PM (eF92S)


=====

Thanks, I needed a good laugh.

Posted by: ShainS - Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 15, 2018 07:49 PM (WqPYg)

71 Ok off topic. I have to pick up Heidi at the airport in an hour. I've had 1 1/2 shots of vodka about 30 minutes ago and ate a chicken breast.

Question: can i have another 1 shot and still be under the limit?
Please drop everything else and help me here I probably don't have a minute to spare.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 07:49 PM (+6jVU)

72 Jidge not, lest ye be jidged.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 07:49 PM (c+2jX)

73
I didn't like this movie the first time.
Not watching it again.
I know how it ends.

Couple a minions get the rack
Cruella Devilla had nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Nuland Goodleaf, Herbologist at November 15, 2018 07:50 PM (hrcfq)

74 Hillary had to stay in the limelight so she could claim political persecution and avoid any repercussions of her activities. She's tried, but she's fading. Cancelation of her traveling circus shows are her doom.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 07:50 PM (gC2IV)

75 Question: can i have another 1 shot and still be under the limit?
Please drop everything else and help me here I probably don't have a minute to spare.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 07:49 PM (+6jVU)
++++++++++
1) I was told there would be no math.
2) If you assume one hour to metabolize one shot (your mileage will vary, but that's official guidance IIRC), you're at 2.5 shots in 2 hours' time, so probably borderline.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2018 07:51 PM (I2dne)

76 71 Ok off topic. I have to pick up Heidi at the airport in an hour. I've had 1 1/2 shots of vodka about 30 minutes ago and ate a chicken breast.

Question: can i have another 1 shot and still be under the limit?
Please drop everything else and help me here I probably don't have a minute to spare.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob


All police cruisers are now equipped with "Chicken Breast Breath" breathalyzers -- so you'd better have a couple more shots of vodka to cover up that chicken smell!

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 07:51 PM (c+2jX)

77 Question: can i have another 1 shot and still be under the limit?
Please drop everything else and help me here I probably don't have a minute to spare.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Put pennies in your mouth to be sure.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 15, 2018 07:51 PM (5RXy6)

78 23 PB County missing votes Substantial number

So they were running dem votes thru many times!
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 07:43 PM (JFO2v)


Easier to run through the stacks from precincts with Dem supermajority...
"Whoa! Precinct 23 went 90% Dem"
"Run it through again."
"Only 132 votes though."
"Run it through five times"

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 15, 2018 07:51 PM (1g7ch)

79 no bob

Posted by: willow at November 15, 2018 07:51 PM (aSpXp)

80 72
Jidge not, lest ye be jidged.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 07:49 PM (c+2jX)

if it was a judge this wouldn't be happening.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 07:51 PM (+6jVU)

81 Question: can i have another 1 shot and still be under the limit?
Please drop everything else and help me here I probably don't have a minute to spare.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 07:49 PM (+6jVU)


Make sure to print out the answer you get. The jidge will appreciate it.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 07:51 PM (VhKw6)

82 Ok off topic. I have to pick up Heidi at the airport
in an hour. I've had 1 1/2 shots of vodka about 30 minutes ago and ate a
chicken breast.

Question: can i have another 1 shot and still be under the limit?
Please drop everything else and help me here I probably don't have a minute to spare.




Posted by: Cannibal Bob

----
Go to airport now. Drink more there. Make the ride home much more interesting.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2018 07:52 PM (9rIkM)

83 wake me up when the shitbag is fitted for an orange jumpsuit and leg irons. nothing will come of this.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 07:52 PM (KP5rU)

84 I don't recall.I don't recall.I don't recall.I don't recall.

Posted by: Runway Hitchhiker at November 15, 2018 07:52 PM (vtd+q)

85 79
no bob

Posted by: willow at November 15, 2018 07:51 PM (aSpXp)

LMAO....show me your work willow.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 07:52 PM (+6jVU)

86 Well, I guess it'll be "interesting" to watch how this will turn into a nothingburger with no consequences.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 15, 2018 07:52 PM (tSXzq)

87
Consuming chicken breasts are gateway path to abusing vodka?

Good to know!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2018 07:52 PM (pNxlR)

88 Posted by: Cannibal Bob

But seriously, the answer to your question can be found here: How fat are you?

If you're big and hefty, you can have another shot. If you're scrawny and tiny, better call Uber.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (c+2jX)

89 "Posted by: Cannibal Bob
"
Depends on your weight and time of consumption

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (VpIIl)

90
Hate to say it, but I can see a way around every one of those questions.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (13CQC)

91 Don't jidge me, bro!

Posted by: Weasel at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (MVjcR)

92 Go to airport now. Drink more there. Make the ride home much more interesting.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2018 07:52 PM (9rIkM)


This, but also go for a ride on the baggage claim carousel. It's what they're for.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (t+qrx)

93 Reminds me I want to give judicial watch some money. Someday my budget will allow this, unfortunately probably not for a few months.

Posted by: paleRider at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (eASYU)

94 Bob, no, but when you get home, you can have the whole bottle !

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (bUjCl)

95 Should we really be discussing breasts and vodka in a Hillary thread?

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (VhKw6)

96 Go to airport now. Drink more there. Make the ride home much more interesting.


Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2018 07:52 PM (9rIkM)

I'd let Heidi drive back but she makes bring the a flask, ice and a glass.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (+6jVU)

97 im not a cop I just play one usually at night.

Posted by: willow at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (aSpXp)

98 67
Yeah, if I had money to donate, it would go to Judicial Watch.


Posted by: shibumi at November 15, 2018 07:49 PM (z1Dz9)

=====

Judicial Watch: doing the work that the American U.S. Congress, FBI, and DOJ won't do ...

Posted by: ShainS - Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (WqPYg)

99
Count Every Vote!

Answer No Questions!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (LsBY9)

100 Go to airport now. Drink more there. Make the ride home much more interesting.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2018 07:52 PM (9rIkM)

This, but also go for a ride on the baggage claim carousel. It's what they're for.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (t+qrx)
++++++++++
Also, you can befriend a TSA agent by telling him, "that badge looks stupid."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2018 07:54 PM (I2dne)

101

If she answers Awan Imron or whoever it was that did DWS's IT system, I'll get the pudding out. I'd love to see her throw DWS under the bus to try to get out of this felony charge.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 07:54 PM (HaL55)

102 She calls it her Uber Platinum Plan.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 07:54 PM (+6jVU)

103 Go for it, Bob!

Disclaimer: I'm probably not the best person to listen to on the subject.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 07:54 PM (gC2IV)

104 bob don't take a shot Until the airport bar, let Heidi drive home

Posted by: willow at November 15, 2018 07:54 PM (aSpXp)

105 I like the baggage carousel idea. Very big hit on youtube.

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2018 07:54 PM (bUjCl)

106 The woman was "this close" to becoming a Marine. She had Navy Seal in her sights. In her sights!

NO WAY you'd break her.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2018 07:47 PM

Five minutes with me, and this pencil....*holds up #2 pencil*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 15, 2018 07:54 PM (DVvHX)

107 ---Jarndyce v. Jarndyce---

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2018 07:49 PM (LsBY9)


Bonus points for the "classic" reference!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 07:54 PM (n9EOP)

108 Should we really be discussing breasts and vodka in a Hillary thread?
Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (VhKw6)
++++++++++++
Better than the alternative.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 15, 2018 07:54 PM (I2dne)

109
I have to pick up Heidi at the airport

in an hour. I've had 1 1/2 shots of vodka about 30 minutes ago and ate a

chicken breast.

Question: can i have another 1 shot and still be under the limit?
Please drop everything else and help me here I probably don't have a minute to spare.
------------------

This is why you should have paid attention to the Word Problems.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 15, 2018 07:54 PM (13CQC)

110 58

In breaking news, federal judge commits suicide standing in the middle of heavy traffic on the Interstate by throwing himself backward on to 37 forks before being run over by heavy equipment earth mover and spontaneously combusting...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 15, 2018 07:47 PM (eF92S)

with the 3 .22s to back of head Was Ruled Suicide!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 07:54 PM (JFO2v)

111 does western union still have a telegram division?


want to send "suck it" to gillum

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 07:54 PM (MTjB1)

112

Vodka: one minute you're eating chicken cutlets, the next you are tossing cloaca salads in the coop...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 15, 2018 07:55 PM (eF92S)

113 Bob, make sure you give the cop waiving people out of the pickup area the finger. They like that.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 15, 2018 07:55 PM (VpIIl)

114 im not a cop I just play one usually at night.

Posted by: willow at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (aSpXp)

Ah, so THAT's what the handcuffs are for?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 07:55 PM (n9EOP)

115 It appears we have willow.... yo willow... you behavin'?????

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 07:55 PM (ffWPP)

116 OK, this is reminding me of Emergency Medicine. if I listened to you guys I'd never get out of jail!


*fills flask for Heidi*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 07:55 PM (+6jVU)

117 If she answers Awan Imron or whoever it was that did DWS's IT system, I'll get the pudding out. I'd love to see her throw DWS under the bus to try to get out of this felony charge.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 07:54 PM (HaL55)


Actually that would be an excellent answer for her, because what could they do? DoJ gave Awan's immunity from everything in exchange for a plea to something trivial.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 07:55 PM (VhKw6)

118 83
wake me up when the shitbag is fitted for an orange jumpsuit and leg irons. nothing will come of this.

Don't say that, you may never wake up, fuvkers.

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 07:56 PM (K22Va)

119
This, but also go for a ride on the baggage claim carousel. It's what they're for.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (t+qrx)


Cadge a free ride on one of those annoying "meep meep meep" people movers, too. Just don't blow chunks on the driver.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2018 07:56 PM (pNxlR)

120 Every extra dollar I have goes to Judicial Watch.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2018 07:56 PM (MxLTX)

121 It's Wodka.... c'mon...

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 07:56 PM (ffWPP)

122 2 1/2 shots of vodka one 180 lb man brake light out. cop pulls him over, 180 lb man asks cop if it was ok if he just drank one more shot of vodka before hitting the road.

Posted by: willow at November 15, 2018 07:56 PM (aSpXp)

123 109
I have to pick up Heidi at the airport

Being caught drunk vs. fukn a 10 year old cow herd girl is least of probs.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 07:56 PM (JFO2v)

124 Lifezette notes that any person Clinton names as having been involved in the server will likely be asked follow-up questions by Judicial Watch.


Like her attorney, Cheryl Mills, who was granted immunity?

Posted by: no good deed at November 15, 2018 07:56 PM (1uG1d)

125
Couple a minions get the rack
-------------
I'll actually be okay with that. I'm sick of minions.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 15, 2018 07:56 PM (13CQC)

126 with the 3 .22s to back of head Was Ruled Suicide!
Posted by: rhennigantx at N



well, some people are tougher than others.

snowflakes would be killed by the blowback.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 07:56 PM (MTjB1)

127 If she answers Awan Imron or whoever it was that did DWS's IT system, I'll get the pudding out. I'd love to see her throw DWS under the bus to try to get out of this felony charge.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 07:54 PM (HaL55)


Oh holy shit, yes, this please.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 07:57 PM (t+qrx)

128 Prediction this goes no where in 3, 2, 1...

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2018 07:57 PM (T4oHT)

129 Call me a cuck all you want but I'll still vote Trump in 2020 unless he does something fucktarded like sign a gun control bill.
Posted by: Neil it's not rape if I'm wearing the dress DeGrasse Tyson at November 15, 2018 07:48 PM (1L9V9)


20% ethanol for you!

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 15, 2018 07:57 PM (1g7ch)

130 Slap hot iron to it, Bob! Wait, what was the question?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 07:57 PM (gC2IV)

131 What you are seeing is the first salvo in taking away all the immunity agreements the old DOJ took away.

Immunity agreements always have a clause in them that says, if you've lied, your immunity is gone.

And we KNOW she and her staff lied time and time again.

Posted by: Don Q. at November 15, 2018 07:57 PM (NgKpN)

132
I can type up her affidavit right quick:
-----------------
I was going to say "Ask the tech guy," but I think a presidential candidate with total memory fail might be more natural.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 15, 2018 07:57 PM (13CQC)

133 Wanna bet Googly Eyes lawyers up????

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 07:57 PM (ffWPP)

134
Zombies correct. Fat guys get all the breaks. Except of course, being fat.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 15, 2018 07:58 PM (e7O7B)

135 I kind of feel like having a beer, while waiting for my next plane but I'm so tired I'd fall asleep and not wake up until next week.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 15, 2018 07:58 PM (Hp5Dz)

136 95 Should we really be discussing breasts and vodka in a Hillary thread?
Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (VhKw6)

Hillarys Tits scariest horror movie eva

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 07:58 PM (JFO2v)

137 I still think if the shit the Democrats pulled was out in the open they wouldn't have won anything, Hillary should have been prosecuted.

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2018 07:58 PM (T4oHT)

138 "I don't know, I was drunk on my ass and working on my fourth stroke.."

Posted by: Hilldog at November 15, 2018 07:59 PM (LOq4H)

139 Actually that would be an excellent answer for her, because what could they do? DoJ gave Awan's immunity from everything in exchange for a plea to something trivial.
Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 07:55 PM (VhKw6)

--------------------

He was given immunity from what they knew about at the time. This would be new stuff.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 07:59 PM (ffYR/)

140
"I don't remember."
"I don't remember."
"I don't remember."
"I don't remember."
"I don't remember."
"I don't remember."
"I don't remember."
"I don't remember."
"I am the most qualified candidate ever."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2018 07:59 PM (LsBY9)

141 i always take a backpack to the airort. leave it unattended in a corner. good fucking times.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 07:59 PM (KP5rU)

142 Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 07:56 PM

What did I miss?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 07:59 PM (n9EOP)

143 Bob-
Continue drinking and send an Uber for Heidi. Make sure you've got a drink ready for her when she gets home. Let us know how it works out.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 15, 2018 07:59 PM (OUwAp)

144 For some reason, I'm getting ads for Fabletics, featuring the backsides of toned young models in their skin-tight product. I'm in favor, but I know that very few of the people who will wear them will look like that.

Posted by: pep at November 15, 2018 07:59 PM (T6t7i)

145 Cadge a free ride on one of those annoying "meep meep meep" people movers, too. Just don't blow chunks on the driver.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2018 07:56 PM (pNxlR)


Walk with purpose on the moving walkway, in the wrong direction.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 07:59 PM (t+qrx)

146 I'm sick of hearing about her emails!
Posted by: Bernie Sandanista

I am too--very sick.

Posted by: Seth Rich at November 15, 2018 08:00 PM (Ndje9)

147 I'd love to see her throw DWS under the bus to try to get out of this felony charge.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 07:54 PM (HaL55)

dancing with stars

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 08:00 PM (JFO2v)

148 Killary roasted in a nice vodka sauce. Just saying.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2018 08:00 PM (MxLTX)

149 I'm going to predict that her answe to the questions will be a simple one: "I don't recall."

Posted by: Nan at November 15, 2018 08:00 PM (gC3e7)

150 zombie, you here??? Earlier thread someone asked for link to your description on tranny surgical procedures you described the other day.... I had no link, ( but I did have nightmares....)...

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 08:00 PM (ffWPP)

151 Blaster is right and...
The judge will say "that's good enough for me "

Posted by: Drc at November 15, 2018 08:00 PM (llGBY)

152 EVERYTHING THAT BOLLARD SAID IS A GOD DAMNED LIE!!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 15, 2018 08:00 PM (IEfbP)

153 "87
Consuming chicken breasts are gateway path to abusing vodka?

Good to know!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2018 07:52 PM (pNxlR) "


Well, that explains a lot !
*tosses down a nother one*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 15, 2018 08:00 PM (tSXzq)

154
1. "I don't recall"
2. *hic!*
3. Free as a bird.

Posted by: t-bird at November 15, 2018 08:01 PM (qb5PP)

155 Hadrian, you read Mills' deposition.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2018 08:01 PM (MxLTX)

156
Actually that would be an excellent answer for her,
because what could they do? DoJ gave Awan's immunity from everything in
exchange for a plea to something trivial.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 07:55 PM (VhKw6)

-----------------
Giving this worm one more turn. If anyone, even someone with immunity, was subpoenaed, they would still have to tell the truth or perjure themselves. THEN things would get fun.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 15, 2018 08:01 PM (13CQC)

157 For some reason, I'm getting ads for Fabletics, featuring the backsides of toned young models in their skin-tight product.



=

they usually rely on cookies from sites you visit to advertise...so what were you looking at before ?

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2018 08:01 PM (bUjCl)

158 Speaking of criminals, I see the DOJ wants to grandstand and bring charges against Julian Assange. Why? The big fish in that incident was Manning and we gave him a get out of jail free card after less than four years. All bringing charges will do is get us in an international pissing match with Ecuador. I don't get it.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 15, 2018 08:01 PM (gNCcC)

159 Killary roasted in a nice vodka sauce. Just saying.
Posted by: Ben Had

She calls that "Brunch".

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 15, 2018 08:02 PM (5RXy6)

160
Cannibal Bob and Hillary have the same answer: "I was drunk at the time."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2018 08:02 PM (LsBY9)

161 they usually rely on cookies from sites you visit to advertise...so what were you looking at before ?

Posted by: runner


An excellent question.

Posted by: pep at November 15, 2018 08:02 PM (T6t7i)

162 Posted by: lowandslow at November 15, 2018 08:01 PM (gNCcC)

Good thing there's no such thing as the Deep State, or I'd be concerned!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 08:03 PM (n9EOP)

163 I have an elderly FIL who has some hilarious ads in his email..... I don't think he understands the internet, much....

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 08:03 PM (ffWPP)

164 "158 Speaking of criminals, I see the DOJ wants to grandstand and bring charges against Julian Assange. Why? The big fish in that incident was Manning and we gave him a get out of jail free card after less than four years. All bringing charges will do is get us in an international pissing match with Ecuador. I don't get it.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 15, 2018 08:01 PM (gNCcC) "


Variation 4 e of Failure Theater.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 15, 2018 08:03 PM (tSXzq)

165 Gotcha covered, Hilldog...

*winks*

Posted by: Judge Humuhumunukunukuapua'a at November 15, 2018 08:03 PM (DTX3h)

166 96
I'd let Heidi drive back but she makes bring the a flask, ice and a glass.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 07:53 PM (+6jVU)


If she's just been on a flight, she probably needs the booze more than you.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 08:04 PM (sdi6R)

167 Ha! HRC scoffs at your puny orders! Why, with the demunists regaining the house, she's practically Presidentess!

Posted by: kallisto at November 15, 2018 08:04 PM (nGRtn)

168 150 zombie, you here??? Earlier thread someone asked for link to your description on tranny surgical procedures you described the other day.... I had no link, ( but I did have nightmares....)...
Posted by: kraken


Gee, i forget what thread that was. Let me check.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 08:05 PM (c+2jX)

169 Here is what was in Awan's plea deal:

After the entry of your client's plea of guilty to the offense identified in paragraph 1 above, your client will not be charged with any non-violent criminal offense in violation of Federal or District of Columbia law which was committed within the District of Columbia by your client prior to the execution of this Agreement....

That is get out of jail free for anything done prior to the deal.

Hillary's email server would be covered, I think.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 08:05 PM (VhKw6)

170 So Judges.... Good, or Bad?????

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 08:05 PM (ffWPP)

171 how many pity party events did the old booze bag sell out?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 08:05 PM (KP5rU)

172 Posted by: kraken

Can you remember what the topic of the actual Original Post was?

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 08:06 PM (c+2jX)

173 Macedonian Content Farmers! Bimbos!

Bosnian Snipers!
SERPENTINE!

Posted by: mikeyG at November 15, 2018 08:06 PM (LL1Be)

174 172 Posted by: kraken

Can you remember what the topic of the actual Original Post was?
Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 08:06 PM (c+2jX)

No, I'm a disorganized cephalopod....

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 08:07 PM (ffWPP)

175 172
Posted by: kraken



Can you remember what the topic of the actual Original Post was?

Posted by: zombie


IIRC, it was about the many uses of the Vegematic.

Posted by: pep at November 15, 2018 08:07 PM (T6t7i)

176 God bless Judicial Watch.

Posted by: bluebell at November 15, 2018 08:07 PM (U5tDi)

177 Judicial Watch for AG!

Posted by: Benjamin Cardozo at November 15, 2018 08:07 PM (ZxU8C)

178 171 how many pity party events did the old booze bag sell out?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 08:05 PM (KP5rU)

I hear the Bill & Hill book tour is cancelled actually. Not enough attendees?

Mooch is the shiny new hope. Thinking she'll run in 2024, unless she's cocky enough to run in 2020.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 15, 2018 08:07 PM (XZ3Gp)

179 For those saying that nothing happens to her, I would agree if there was an establishment politician in the white house. Trump ain't.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 08:08 PM (gC2IV)

180 169 Debbie Whatshername Shultz is covered by that

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2018 08:08 PM (T4oHT)

181 Wiped? Like with a dirty rag?

Posted by: Jidge Jidy at November 15, 2018 08:08 PM (aKsyK)

182 Ladies and Gentlemen, I hearby give you the only reason Hillary has declared she is running for 2020 Preezy:

Because she kicks off her campaign in January 2019, and if The Donald finally gets enough evidence to have her arrested and charged with her many and sundry crimes, she gets to wail (amplified times a trillion by the MFM):

"BANANA REPUBLIC!!!!!! TRUMP-HITLER IS HAVING HIS ELECTION OPPONENT JAILED RATHER THAN FACING HER ON ELECTION DAY!!!!"

Bitch has to run. It's the only way she stays free.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 15, 2018 08:08 PM (BfOXk)

183 TuCa talking bout Nasty Pelosi -
Repubs should vote for her to be Speaker.
Because her botox riddled brain can barely speak, but when it does it gets stuck on G W Bush.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 15, 2018 08:08 PM (1g7ch)

184 "173 Macedonian Content Farmers! Bimbos!

Bosnian Snipers!
SERPENTINE!

Posted by: mikeyG at November 15, 2018 08:06 PM (LL1Be) "


OPAA !

*throws plate on floor*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 15, 2018 08:09 PM (tSXzq)

185 yay, birthday. *blows paper horn*

I celebrated by getting a molar drilled and filled

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 15, 2018 08:09 PM (ykYG2)

186 Mooch2024 #freethetuck

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 15, 2018 08:09 PM (eF92S)

187

It was either yesterday or the day before, zombie.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 08:09 PM (HaL55)

188 176
God bless Judicial Watch.


True, but as I've said before, I won't give them any more money until they stop wasting my previous donation on an endless stream of additional mailers asking for money. Seriously, guys, get on that and I'll send the cash.

Posted by: pep at November 15, 2018 08:09 PM (T6t7i)

189 Desired end state: Hillary in fetal position on the floor of a federal prison, crying inconsolably.

Posted by: Benjamin Cardozo at November 15, 2018 08:09 PM (ZxU8C)

190 178

Mooch is the shiny new hope. Thinking she'll run in 2024, unless she's cocky enough to run in 2020.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 15, 2018 08:07 PM (XZ3Gp


Oh, she's cocky all right....

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 08:09 PM (ffWPP)

191 Killary could never serpentine 'cause she could never figure out - go right

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2018 08:09 PM (MxLTX)

192 I have had a theory that Assange is a CIA asset. I arrived at this by noting that the nexus of the Trump collusion scandal was London, that the stuff revealed by wikileaks wasn't really that dangerous and was perhaps even beneficial to US (think Manning got commuted because he looks good in a dress?) and that it would be a great way to catch leakers and it would also be a good way to get secrets delivered from other countries.

Anyway, I think Assange is CIA. And he was being used against Trump.

Going up against Trump is a low percentage move.

Ask Avenatti.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 08:09 PM (VhKw6)

193 So Judges.... Good, or Bad?????
Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 08:05 PM (ffWPP)


The bit about Samson is always a crowd favorite.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 08:10 PM (t+qrx)

194 143
Bob-

Continue drinking and send an Uber for Heidi. Make sure you've got a
drink ready for her when she gets home. Let us know how it works out.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 15, 2018 07:59 PM (OUwAp)

I can tell you now. if she was traveling with some asshole shed say "thats ok honey" and she'd stab me in my sleep. Ok flask filled. Off I go. thanks so much for having my best interests at heart you maniacs. Well willow did.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 08:10 PM (+6jVU)

195 So they were running dem votes thru many times!
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 15, 2018 07:43 PM (JFO2v)

That's what Detroit was doing in 2016. Aren't ballots made to go through only once, some type of protection against multiple trips though?

Posted by: clutch at November 15, 2018 08:10 PM (kiSdp)

196 For those saying that nothing happens to her, I would agree if there was an establishment politician in the white house. Trump ain't.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 08:08 PM (gC2IV)

---------------

That would be encouraging if not for all the Deep State slimeballs still in place.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 08:11 PM (ffYR/)

197 187

It was either yesterday or the day before, zombie.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy a


Nah, it was several days before that.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 08:11 PM (c+2jX)

198 Posted by: bluebell at November 15, 2018 08:07 PM (U5tDi)

I think I've found my Christmas gift for you!

https://www.amazon.com/Ka-Bar-Tactical-Spork-Spoon-Knife/dp/B07JG8WZMN

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 08:11 PM (n9EOP)

199 Mooch/Harris 2024- because you can never have too many angry black women.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2018 08:11 PM (MxLTX)

200 So.... maybe the Democrat cheating is not working in FLA & GA????

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 08:11 PM (ffWPP)

201 They never actually convict the rich and famous.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at November 15, 2018 08:12 PM (ZxU8C)

202 The thread is somewhere on this page:

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/2018_11.php

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 08:12 PM (c+2jX)

203 boulder terlit hobo , happy birthday!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 15, 2018 08:12 PM (XZ3Gp)

204
181 Wiped? Like with a dirty rag?
Posted by: Jidge Jidy at November 15, 2018 08:08 PM (aKsyK)


How many times I gotta tell you ladies -- throw used tampons in the trash!

-- Building Super Tired of Snaking Out the Toilets

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 15, 2018 08:12 PM (pNxlR)

205 Dibs on all of Bob's stuff!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 08:12 PM (gC2IV)

206 happy birthday, bth.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 08:12 PM (KP5rU)

207 OH shit, did I just get myself banned.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2018 08:12 PM (MxLTX)

208
Happy 29th, BTH!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2018 08:13 PM (LsBY9)

209 Michelle will never run for office. It's work. She is allergic to work.

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2018 08:13 PM (bUjCl)

210 Mooch is the shiny new hope. Thinking she'll run in 2024, unless she's cocky enough to run in 2020.
Posted by: votermom
----
Oh don't worry, she'd cocky enough. IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2018 08:13 PM (9rIkM)

211
I hear the Bill Hill book tour is cancelled actually. Not enough attendees?

------------------
Fuk, you made me look. I see that rumor all over the place but Ticketmaster and all them still show An Evening With The Clintons.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 15, 2018 08:13 PM (13CQC)

212 Heating up the iron for Bob, boss!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2018 08:14 PM (NWiLs)

213
Dibs on all of Bob's stuff!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 08:12 PM (gC2IV)


"One condom. Used."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2018 08:14 PM (LsBY9)

214 202 The thread is somewhere on this page:

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/2018_11.php
Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 08:12 PM (c+2jX)

Thanks, zombie.... this is for Surfperch edification.... I mentioned it with shuddering and loathing, he wanted a link.... hmmm...

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 08:14 PM (ffWPP)

215 Bob's gonna spend the night in the box, isn't he?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 08:14 PM (gC2IV)

216 thanks all. glad I made it past September-October this year. thanks to ace and the cobs for keeping this community alive.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 15, 2018 08:15 PM (ykYG2)

217 215 Bob's gonna spend the night in the box, isn't he?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 08:14 PM (gC2IV)

He's gotta get his mind right.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2018 08:15 PM (NWiLs)

218 That's what Detroit was doing in 2016. Aren't ballots made to go through only once, some type of protection against multiple trips though?
Posted by: clutch at November 15, 2018 08:10 PM (kiSdp)

-------------

Here in GA, it is machine only voting on election day if you go in person. Any paper ballots are numbered so the readers can't count them a second time.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 08:15 PM (ffYR/)

219 212
Heating up the iron for Bob, boss!

Didn't we go thru this before?

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 08:15 PM (K22Va)

220 and it's good to have votermom's moron book depository and chavez's neverending well of hilarious insults.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 15, 2018 08:15 PM (ykYG2)

221 Dibs on all of Bob's stuff!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 08:12 PM (gC2IV)


Who gets the hot iron?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 08:16 PM (n9EOP)

222 219 212
Heating up the iron for Bob, boss!

Didn't we go thru this before?
Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 08:15 PM (K22Va)

You can get your wig split more than once, you know.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2018 08:16 PM (NWiLs)

223 Are fuzzy handcuffs standard issue for most US cops?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2018 08:16 PM (Evws/)

224 OH shit, did I just get myself banned.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2018 08:12 PM (MxLTX)

-----------

I refreshed and still saw your post.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 08:17 PM (ffYR/)

225 Are fuzzy handcuffs standard issue for most US cops?





Only for officer Nasty.

Posted by: runner at November 15, 2018 08:17 PM (bUjCl)

226 223 Are fuzzy handcuffs standard issue for most US cops?
Posted by: andycanuck at November 15, 2018 08:16 PM (Evws/)

Only in San Francisco.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2018 08:17 PM (NWiLs)

227 You can get your wig split more than once, you know.

Lol, watch your topknot brothers.

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 08:17 PM (K22Va)

228 Google this:

scab transgender zombie site:minx.cc


Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 08:17 PM (VhKw6)

229 228 Google this:

scab transgender zombie site:minx.cc


Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 08:17 PM (VhKw6)


Yeah... that's it.... oy.... oyoyoyoyoy......

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 08:19 PM (ffWPP)

230 Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 08:17 PM (VhKw6)

I don't think so!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 08:19 PM (n9EOP)

231 65 Dudes, hellary ain't answering a damn thing and we know it. On a lighter note, I saw 4, 6, and 8pt bucks last two days and didn't shoot. Could have shot a fat doe or 5 but didn't. I confess I wanted a hog. Damnit.
Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2018 07:48 PM (zLDYs)

Dude! I sat in my tree stand yesterday (first day of 4-day "any dear" day). It was 17 degrees with a 20 knot wind. I saw a red squirrel.
Please send 4, 6 or 8 pointer northeast.

Posted by: RI Red at November 15, 2018 08:19 PM (9pTdO)

232 It's Wodka...
-------
Time you got off that milk diet, lad.

Posted by: lt cdr montgomery scott at November 15, 2018 08:19 PM (Evws/)

233 Calm Mentor, Thanks. I should have chosen more wisely.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2018 08:19 PM (MxLTX)

234 Bob needs to get back in the gym. What's this drinking bullshit while trying to get in shape?

Posted by: literally serious at November 15, 2018 08:19 PM (1hhNr)

235

Yeah, everything feels like it happened just a couple of days ago, even stuff that happened last week or two months ago.


And if it's been longer than that, it seems like it happened last summer for some weird reason. It's this 29-year-old memory...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 08:20 PM (HaL55)

236 Meanwhile the guy who shouted "Heil Hitler, Heil Trump!" at the Fiddler on the Roof performance was doing it because he was drunk and hated Trump...but mostly because _______ (Mad lib)

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 08:20 PM (VhKw6)

237 There's only one kind of server you need to examine.

Kielbasa, anyone?

Posted by: Carlos Danger at November 15, 2018 08:20 PM (Z9C5C)

238 Here in GA, it is machine only voting on election day if you go in person. Any paper ballots are numbered so the readers can't count them a second time.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 08:15 PM (ffYR/)

Same in MI. Are the provisionals being run through 61 times each or something?

Posted by: clutch at November 15, 2018 08:20 PM (kiSdp)

239 Love that Florida reporter who's been updating TuCa on the mess there...He has a "The good news is.../The bad news is..." -- and it's hilarious.

And the Univision reporter can fuck right off.

Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at November 15, 2018 08:21 PM (aUn7U)

240 I see a similarity between the Clinton's and the Peron's of Argentina. The Peron's also had a 'Foundation'. Don't know about a Global initiative, though.

Posted by: SweetAndy at November 15, 2018 08:21 PM (UUDCR)

241 i think i love this judge.

Posted by: concrete girl at November 15, 2018 08:21 PM (9ORmh)

242 Meanwhile the guy who shouted "Heil Hitler, Heil Trump!" at the Fiddler on the Roof performance [in Baltimore] was doing it because he was drunk and hated Trump...but mostly because _______

___ he just flew in from Florida and felt jet lagged?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 15, 2018 08:22 PM (ykYG2)

243 4 sexism straight up
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 15, 2018 07:39 PM (XZ3Gp)

*pours sexism*
*slides glass across bar*
Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 07:40 PM (t+qrx)


You're supposed to serve it by saying "Here you go sugartits."

Posted by: buzzion at November 15, 2018 08:22 PM (WaxcS)

244 228 Google this:

scab transgender zombie site:minx.cc

Posted by: blaster


That doesn't work. I've tried all sorts fo Google searches on Ace's site, using phrases in my comment, but they don't show up. Google is not indexing Ace, or at least not doing it quickly.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 08:22 PM (c+2jX)

245 OAN has some chick that does selfie videos reporting on Florida and it looks like she is running some sort of anime filter on herself.

She's cute, but it's a bit offputting.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 08:22 PM (VhKw6)

246 And serve it with only 70% of what you would give a man.

Posted by: buzzion at November 15, 2018 08:23 PM (WaxcS)

247 228 Google this:

scab transgender zombie site:minx.cc

Posted by: blaster

Doing the union transgenders' jobs while the strike is still on?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 15, 2018 08:23 PM (NWiLs)

248 If Hillz were convicted, and if she were actually imprisoned - work with me people, this is a hypothetical question - and if a Dem was elected President, would that Prez announce the pardon immediately after being sworn in, or would they first give their speech about boldly going forward etc etc.

Posted by: 2009Refuvee at November 15, 2018 08:23 PM (2xR5z)

249 211
Fuk, you made me look. I see that rumor all over the place but Ticketmaster and all them still show An Evening With The Clintons.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 15, 2018 08:13 PM (13CQC)


Yeah, it looks like lots of seats are available for 12/4 in Sugar Land, TX. I could get second row center for $550.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 08:24 PM (sdi6R)

250 That doesn't work. I've tried all sorts fo Google searches on Ace's site, using phrases in my comment, but they don't show up. Google is not indexing Ace, or at least not doing it quickly.
Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 08:22 PM (c+2jX)

------------

search site:acecomments.mu.nu "phrase"

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 08:24 PM (ffYR/)

251 That doesn't work. I've tried all sorts fo Google searches on Ace's site, using phrases in my comment, but they don't show up. Google is not indexing Ace, or at least not doing it quickly.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 08:22 PM (c+2jX)


When I google that it is 5th result.

Make sure to use site:minx.cc not one of the ace addresses.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 08:24 PM (VhKw6)

252 *raises glass*
Cheers and happy 29th BTH!
Wishing you positive vibes and blessings to arrive soon!!!!

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 15, 2018 08:25 PM (fnWQo)

253
would that Prez announce the pardon immediately after being sworn in, or would they first give their speech about boldly going forward etc etc.

Dem prez: "Hillary who?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2018 08:25 PM (LsBY9)

254 Nic reset

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 15, 2018 08:25 PM (2xR5z)

255 Doing the union transgenders' jobs while the strike is still on?
Posted by: Insomniac

Look for the union tranny label

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 15, 2018 08:25 PM (5RXy6)

256 Post should be called "On her Majesty's Secret Server"

Posted by: Erik L at November 15, 2018 08:26 PM (0MGkA)

257 her Majesty's Secret Server

That's a good one. Senior Punstable Muldoon might call in a warrant for you, though

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 15, 2018 08:27 PM (ykYG2)

258 For all of you wondering about Zombie's description, it's fucking horrifying. Leave it at that. You're welcome.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 08:27 PM (gC2IV)

259 Why give her the questions ahead of time unless you're looking for some bullshit answer?

Posted by: Gwen Ifill at November 15, 2018 08:28 PM (QrTqV)

260 RI Red @ 231- 27 degrees here in ETEX this morning. All Mrs. E (3/4 mile away and over the hill) saw was does, and she didn't shoot neither. We have until 21st to get a doe, January to get a couple bucks, and hogs all the time.

Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2018 08:28 PM (zLDYs)

261 Good Evening Morons and Moronettes. A week away from eating ourselves into a coma.

I'm looking forward to my annual slice of pumpkin pie.

Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2018 08:28 PM (dczB+)

262 Time to dust off the blue-tinted, head-injury, concussion, vertigo, goo-goo goggles.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 15, 2018 08:29 PM (LL1Be)

263 I need to make a will to ensure that Judicial Watch gets a bequest from my eventual estate.

My liberal wife can go jump.

Posted by: Weak Geek at November 15, 2018 08:29 PM (woEOf)

264 from the other thread about death penalty for voter fraud. you know that's never going to happen because all the donks doing it already primae facie retarded and ineligible for the DT.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 15, 2018 08:29 PM (7J5t2)

265 I can type up her affidavit right quick:

1.) Who decided to create the clintonemail.com system?

Response: I do not recall.

2.) When was it created?

Response: I do not recall.

3.) Why was it created?

Response: I do not recall.

4.) Who set it up?

Response: I do not recall.

5.) When did it become operational?

Response: I do not recall.
The day I sent the 1st email. Look it up yourself.
Oh, wait.......


Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 07:49 PM (VhKw6)

Suggested edit.

Posted by: tbodie at November 15, 2018 08:30 PM (wyNrR)

266 Why give her the questions ahead of time unless you're looking for some bullshit answer?
Posted by: Gwen Ifill at November 15, 2018 08:28 PM (QrTqV)

--------------

She has known the questions since 2015. She has just refused to answer them. The Judge just forced her to answer them, under oath.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 08:30 PM (ffYR/)

267 man, what a bad time to issue this ruling, considering how depressed everyone is about this time of year. There's going to be a lot of saddddd people in Clinton land, if you catch my drift..

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 15, 2018 08:30 PM (7J5t2)

268 258 For all of you wondering about Zombie's description, it's fucking horrifying. Leave it at that. You're welcome.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 08:27 PM (gC2IV)


It is.... someone here the other day mentioned a horrible movie, said don't even read about it... so, I read about it.... yeah, really horrible...

Posted by: kraken at November 15, 2018 08:31 PM (ffWPP)

269 Okay that is the weirdest googling ever. When I google what I suggested, it has an excerpt of the description, but if you click on it, it comes back to this thread - which is like being in bizzaro world.

And if you try to google:

"of the hole closing up, of scabs constantly forming, of infections, and pus draining"

Well, just don't.

And why would you? Honestly.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 08:32 PM (VhKw6)

270
I could get second row center for $550.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 08:24 PM (sdi6R)
--------------------
Well that blows my notions about Sugarland, Texas. Which admittedly were formed on no basis whatsoever.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 15, 2018 08:32 PM (13CQC)

271 When I google that it is 5th result.

Epicsearch has it as the first one

Posted by: t-bird at November 15, 2018 08:32 PM (Y9zp1)

272
If their ads are any indication, KFC is committing corporate seppuku.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2018 08:32 PM (LsBY9)

273 I have more faith in judicial watch than I do in: Huber will come with 40,000 indictments.

Posted by: Simplemind at November 15, 2018 08:32 PM (ZuGkg)

274 Lying to a Federal agent is like evading taxes.

Posted by: Zombie Alphonse Capone at November 15, 2018 08:33 PM (ABjxW)

275 Here are words and phrases I used in that comment:

"horrifying in the extreme"
wound
suppurating
malpractice
"skin grafts"
maintain
vagina
tranny
"M-F"

With those, you should be able to find it. I can't, though.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 08:33 PM (c+2jX)

276 267 man, what a bad time to issue this ruling, considering how depressed everyone is about this time of year. There's going to be a lot of saddddd people in Clinton land, if you catch my drift..
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 15, 2018 08:30 PM (7J5t2)

Considering all the misery she and her husband has caused this country (see NAFTA); this should be just the beginning. Bill needs to answer for being a rapist, too.

Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2018 08:33 PM (dczB+)

277 yeah, the forensics guys love the clinton suicides, two to the back of the head is always the giveaway.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 15, 2018 08:33 PM (MTjB1)

278 Your Honor, my husband did all of it on Questions 1 through 5, to save me hassles with State Department weenies. He was unemployed and had time to spare. I had no knowledge of how my emails were transmitted or stored until February 2015.

\s\ Hillary Rodham

Posted by: Gref at November 15, 2018 08:33 PM (AMIL/)

279 Hubby read somewhere, he doesn't remember where, that the HillBill Celebrity Tour is canceled. Maybe this is why.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at November 15, 2018 08:34 PM (99Nt9)

280 That doesn't work. I've tried all sorts fo Google searches on Ace's site, using phrases in my comment, but they don't show up. Google is not indexing Ace, or at least not doing it quickly.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 08:22 PM (c+2jX)

The Googling is coming from INSIDE THE THREAD!!

Posted by: Roy at November 15, 2018 08:34 PM (ABjxW)

281 269 Okay that is the weirdest googling ever. When I google what I suggested, it has an excerpt of the description, but if you click on it, it comes back to this thread - which is like being in bizzaro world.

Posted by: blaster


Same thing happened to me! Spooky.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 08:34 PM (c+2jX)

282 If their ads are any indication, KFC is committing corporate seppuku.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2018 08:32 PM (LsBY9)


Apparently they make all their money in China so I think the marketing people are just spending their US budget on hookers and blow with the ad agency.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 08:34 PM (VhKw6)

283 January to get a couple bucks, and hogs all the time.


Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2018 08:28 PM (zLDYs)I'm assuming wild hogs, can you eat those things? If you can, why isn't someone taking over the pork market with organic wild pork?

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 08:34 PM (K22Va)

284
Yeah, it looks like lots of seats are available for 12/4 in Sugar Land, TX. I could get second row center for $550.

Posted by: rickl at November 15, 2018 08:24 PM (sdi6R)


I think I could put up with the Clintons for $550.

Oh, is that what they want me to pay?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2018 08:35 PM (LsBY9)

285 We're spending more time searching for that comment than I spent writing it in the first place.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 08:35 PM (c+2jX)

286 Trish Regan lovely.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion NPC at November 15, 2018 08:36 PM (8iiMU)

287 Google is not indexing Ace, or at least not doing it quickly.
Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2018 08:22 PM (c+2jX)


Are you searching site:ace.mu.nu or site:acecomments.mu.nu?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 08:36 PM (t+qrx)

288 Are you searching site:ace.mu.nu or site:acecomments.mu.nu?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 08:36 PM (t+qrx)

Why are their two sites?
Plausible deniability?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 15, 2018 08:37 PM (8iiMU)

289 Everybsingle time piaps is requested to answer questions, i have the rush clip of "do you remember"

Posted by: Auscolpyr at November 15, 2018 08:37 PM (oFsfu)

290 >>>>Lifezette notes that any person Clinton names as having been involved in the server will likely be asked follow-up questions by Judicial Watch.

So Seth Rich?

Posted by: Max Power at November 15, 2018 08:38 PM (q177U)

291 Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2018 08:28 PM (zLDYs)

How much does a hog buck in TX weigh, dressed out?

Posted by: clutch at November 15, 2018 08:38 PM (kiSdp)

292 dartis, wild hogs is just fine. Like all pork it has to be COOKED though. Otherwise anyway you cook pork will be samesame. Hereabout, trapped wild hogs are fed out and butchered with a bunch of pork going to needy.

Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2018 08:39 PM (zLDYs)

293

Considering all the misery she and her husband has caused this country
(see NAFTA); this should be just the beginning. Bill needs to answer for
being a rapist, too.


If I knew I wouldn't get Arkancided, I'd like to go to heckle the everlovin' fuck out of them and thank BJ Cliton for killing my career and putting me in the sorry financial situation Me and B'Gal are in.


Thanks a lot, you asshole. I hope your brain turns to swiss cheese from an incurable STD, you syphilitic bastard.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 08:39 PM (HaL55)

294 I think I could put up with the Clintons for $550.

Oh, is that what they want me to pay?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 15, 2018 08:35 PM (LsBY9)

----------------

Meme seen on Facedesk:

"Hillary Clinton is fundraising $100 million. If she doesn't get it, she's promising she will run again!".

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 08:39 PM (ffYR/)

295 >>So Seth Rich?


I'll go get the Ouija Board.

Posted by: Cheryl Mills at November 15, 2018 08:40 PM (tztB+)

296 There have to be 10+ people at the tech company who interacted with Hillz and her staff who have not been granted immunity. Work the company.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 15, 2018 08:40 PM (j4US8)

297 279 Hubby read somewhere, he doesn't remember where, that the HillBill Celebrity Tour is canceled. Maybe this is why.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at November 15, 2018 08:34 PM (99Nt9)

Not enough bollards to hold her up.

Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2018 08:40 PM (dczB+)

298
30 days my ass. As if any ordinary citizen would receive that much consideration.

Drag Frau Gruppencankles into court and give her 30 minutes to answer those simple questions, or plead the 5th.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 15, 2018 08:40 PM (eXA4G)

299 just what the fuck is a global initiative other than a money laundering machine. i would rather see that busted like a mafia crime family.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 08:40 PM (KP5rU)

300 Lying to a Federal agent is like evading taxes.

You mean, everybody does it, what's the big deal, and you're obviously sexist?

Posted by: Hillary! at November 15, 2018 08:40 PM (g0Lfb)

301 Q. Who set up the server.

A. John McCain.

Q. Who told you how to do this?

A. Antonin Scalia.

Q. And who held all of the passwords?

A. Roy Clark.

Q. Ms. Clinton, everyone you have mentioned is dead.

A. Yup. Funny thing. *hic*

Posted by: Hillary at November 15, 2018 08:41 PM (ZxU8C)

302 I think zombie broke the internet with this comment. Because it was in the post about Victoria's Secret.

You can't even link directly to the comment.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycyvkhoz

Then scroll to comment 307.

You know that saying about never click on the links in the comments?

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 08:41 PM (VhKw6)

303 Eromero, we had 8" of frozen snow on opening day. No deer sign anywhere. Going to get another 8" overnight. I'll hit the stand tomorrow and hope they're foraging.
I've shot beau coupe hogs in TX, but NH is not overrun.
And staying on topic, Hillary < Hog.

Posted by: RI Red at November 15, 2018 08:41 PM (9pTdO)

304 291 Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2018 08:28 PM (zLDYs)

How much does a hog buck in TX weigh, dressed out?
Posted by: clutch at November 15, 2018 08:38 PM (kiSdp)

I come here for the culture. :-)

Thanks for taking my mind off of how frustrated I am by the continual cheating and lying by Democrats. Still hoping there will be justice some day.


Posted by: Iris at November 15, 2018 08:41 PM (6lKe4)

305 Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 08:39 PM (ffYR/)

So like the UHF scene about clubbing a seal used car ad?

Posted by: Auscolpyr at November 15, 2018 08:42 PM (oFsfu)

306 "Lifezette notes that any person Clinton names as having been involved in the server will likely be asked follow-up questions by Judicial Watch."

Mitchell notes that any person Clinton names as having been involved in the server will likely wind up dead under TOTALLY NOT SUSPICIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES.

Posted by: Mitchell at November 15, 2018 08:43 PM (BvNzB)

307 292
dartis, wild hogs is just fine. Like all pork it has to be COOKED
though. Otherwise anyway you cook pork will be samesame. Hereabout,
trapped wild hogs are fed out and butchered with a bunch of pork going
to needy.

No raw cured then? I'd like to try a little better pork in cured salami I make and sausages. It should be cheaper than the few sites I saw.

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 08:43 PM (K22Va)

308 within the District of Columbia

Server was "up the (Hudson) River". Which is where Hills should be, as well.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 15, 2018 08:43 PM (A9I+K)

309 Why are their two sites?
Plausible deniability?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 15, 2018 08:37 PM (8iiMU)


One site is for the front page and one site is for the comment traffic.

The site that Mother gives you doesn't do anything at all.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 08:43 PM (t+qrx)

310 So like the UHF scene about clubbing a seal used car ad?
Posted by: Auscolpyr at November 15, 2018 08:42 PM (oFsfu)

------------

No TV, so I did not see that one.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 08:43 PM (ffYR/)

311

Yay blaster! I hope all the goolagging circling around that Intarwebz thingy doesn't open up some black hole under us.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 08:43 PM (HaL55)

312 boom goes the dynamite.

Posted by: Dean wormer at November 15, 2018 08:44 PM (ABH6n)

313

Nuke the gay baby seals!

Posted by: Seth Rich at November 15, 2018 08:44 PM (eF92S)

314


If Ace does a Roy Clark tribute post, I've got a video that'll fit right in. Actually, two of them, kinda sorta.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 08:45 PM (HaL55)

315 But naturally this is happening NOW, not then. not when you know, it would have meant something. A suspicious person might argue that this is finally happening now to head off a third run at the presidency by Clinton. Or to perhaps clear the decks for another first lady to run.

Posted by: Dean wormer at November 15, 2018 08:45 PM (ABH6n)

316 313; can't be said enough. they're all on the "ellen" show now, right?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 08:46 PM (KP5rU)

317 UHF was a classic.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 15, 2018 08:46 PM (ykYG2)

318 Who does Judicial Watch think it is asking questions of Hillary Clinton, the woman who should be president? I'll bet JW isn't even from this planet. Probably some Soviet Martian outfit or something.

Posted by: Allahpunditry at November 15, 2018 08:46 PM (6eEQ+)

319 If Ace does a Roy Clark tribute post, I've got a video that'll fit right in. Actually, two of them, kinda sorta.

No live entertainers like there were then.

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 08:46 PM (K22Va)

320 Judge Sullivan is a Clinton-appointee, take that for what it's worth.

Posted by: Smoked Surfperch, Inhaling the Oaken Goodness at November 15, 2018 08:48 PM (gh7cp)

321 bth- Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2018 08:49 PM (T4oHT)

322 dartist, it might have to be a cob who does Roy Clark posts here. Ace is a northeasterner and it's unlikely he knows enough about Roy Clark to do a proper post.

I hadn't even heard about him until today. Because I was born... a little further northeast than Ace.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 15, 2018 08:49 PM (ykYG2)

323 314
If Ace does a Roy Clark tribute post, I've got a video that'll fit right in. Actually, two of them, kinda sorta.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 08:45 PM (HaL55)

I'm not sure Ace knows who Roy Clark is.

Posted by: clutch at November 15, 2018 08:49 PM (kiSdp)

324 26 Cue "she's a poor confused old woman" defense.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 15, 2018 07:44 PM (IQkaI)


I suspect it'll be the "why wasn't I informed?" defense, followed by the execution of some flunky.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2018 08:50 PM (EYsyU)

325 dartist, we don't make cased sausage, just ground with usual spices. Have not cured any ham or bacon, but Mrs. E, who is a ways smarter than me, says we will do that this year.

Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2018 08:50 PM (zLDYs)

326

Nuke the gay whales of color!

Posted by: Seth Rich at November 15, 2018 08:50 PM (eF92S)

327 I hope he has Arkancide insurance.

Posted by: Infidel at November 15, 2018 08:50 PM (SzQWn)

328 UHF was a classic.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 15, 2018 08:46 PM (ykYG2)


I really wish I hadn't lost all my DVDs in one of my moves, because I miss that movie.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 15, 2018 08:51 PM (SgjGX)

329 @318
You have to admit the old criminal is quick so she may be able to outmaneuver her cross examiners.


I mean seriously, how many people when asked directly, Did you wipe the server, would be able to with so little effort retort: You mean like with a cloth?

Posted by: Kreplach at November 15, 2018 08:51 PM (qxq6t)

330 If Hillary isn't filling a few auditorium in hard core Leftist cities she isn't running for office.

Posted by: Skip at November 15, 2018 08:52 PM (T4oHT)

331 Feral Judge Orders Clinton To...blah
blah

blah.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 15, 2018 08:52 PM (LL1Be)

332 You can't be a poor confused old woman and a prospective President of the United States at the same time.

Although apparently it's a qualification for Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 15, 2018 08:52 PM (ykYG2)

333 @283 --

Yes, wild hog is edible. I had a hogburger at some restaurant in San Diego this past summer.

For you SD locals, it's just to the west of the northwest corner of Balboa Park.

And it was tasty.

Posted by: Weak Geek at November 15, 2018 08:52 PM (woEOf)

334

Hitlery likes fishdicks!

Posted by: Seth Rich at November 15, 2018 08:53 PM (eF92S)

335

I'm not sure Ace knows who Roy Clark is.

Then we could maybe put some learnin' on him. He has to have heard of the TV show Hee Haw.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 08:53 PM (HaL55)

336 Hahaha. This is great

Posted by: LASue at November 15, 2018 08:53 PM (XROPS)

337 329 @318
You have to admit the old criminal is quick so she may be able to outmaneuver her cross examiners.


I mean seriously, how many people when asked directly, Did you wipe the server, would be able to with so little effort retort: You mean like with a cloth?

Posted by: Kreplach at November 15, 2018 08:51 PM (qxq6t



What's the percentage of psychopaths in the population? There's your answer.

Posted by: buzzion at November 15, 2018 08:53 PM (WaxcS)

338 Ahhh Hillary Clinton, time for a visit...

Posted by: Glio Blastoma at November 15, 2018 08:53 PM (HE81C)

339 Hey guys, somebody please tell me not to get a 2014 Thruxton that I don't need, thanks in advance.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 08:54 PM (t+qrx)

340 @332
Of course she can, this is woman who has been at the highest echelon's of the government for decades and with a straight face said she had no idea how classification worked because she didn't have the proper training to know what was and wasn't classified.

There are forms with her signature on them that state she has been briefed and she fully understands classification.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 15, 2018 08:55 PM (qxq6t)

341 Roy Clark invented the Clark Bar, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at November 15, 2018 08:55 PM (tztB+)

342 my frienshs you have nothing to fear from an illegal shithouse server.

pretty sure old spackle ass mccain said that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 08:55 PM (KP5rU)

343 2014 Thruxton

Is that the one with the left handed smoke shifter?

Posted by: Seth Rich at November 15, 2018 08:56 PM (eF92S)

344
You know that saying about never click on the links in the comments?
Posted by: blaster


Or comments in the links.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2018 08:56 PM (aKsyK)

345 *Via Mark Tapscott at Instapundit, a jidge has given Hillary Clinton a 30 day deadline to come clean.*

Where is our resident spellchek police to call out the boss?

Posted by: tbodie at November 15, 2018 08:57 PM (wyNrR)

346

Saw a kid on a new Triumph at the grocery store yesterday. Don't see many of those in these parts.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 08:57 PM (HaL55)

347 Hillary Clinton a 30 day deadline to come clean

Scrub HARDER!

Posted by: lady macbeth at November 15, 2018 08:58 PM (ykYG2)

348 Is that the one with the left handed smoke shifter?
Posted by: Seth Rich at November 15, 2018 08:56 PM (eF92S)


The last year for that, before they went to turbo-encabulation.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 08:58 PM (t+qrx)

349 I mean seriously, how many people when asked directly, Did you wipe the server, would be able to with so little effort retort: You mean like with a cloth?

Posted by: Kreplach at November 15, 2018 08:51 PM (qxq6t)


Intentionally misunderstand the question?

Child's play.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 15, 2018 08:58 PM (dBiBP)

350 348: everybody knows the muffler bearings in those are shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 08:59 PM (KP5rU)

351 I'm not sure Ace knows who Roy Clark is.

Then we could maybe put some learnin' on him. He has to have heard of the TV show Hee Haw.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 08:53 PM (HaL55)

Hee haw was never on TV in NYC.

Posted by: clutch at November 15, 2018 08:59 PM (kiSdp)

352

...and the turn signals leak fluid like you got no idea.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 08:59 PM (HaL55)

353 i would be shocked if ace had a clue who roy clark was.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 09:00 PM (KP5rU)

354

Hee haw was never on TV in NYC.

Not even in reruns or syndication? They have cable up there, right?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 09:01 PM (HaL55)

355 i bet he does.

Posted by: concrete girl at November 15, 2018 09:01 PM (9ORmh)

356 325
dartist, we don't make cased sausage, just ground with usual spices.
Have not cured any ham or bacon, but Mrs. E, who is a ways smarter than
me, says we will do that this year.

Oh man, you can make some awesome sausages with that meat. Make bacon out of any bigger chunks too.

http://tinyurl.com/y8zyvtjy

Then slice it up and do this.

http://tinyurl.com/y9zk4pn4


Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 09:01 PM (K22Va)

357 Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 08:54 PM (t+qrx)

What's wrong with the Yam? Get a XSR900. Screw the Thruxton.

Posted by: clutch at November 15, 2018 09:02 PM (kiSdp)

358 221 Dibs on all of Bob's stuff!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 15, 2018 08:12 PM (gC2IV)


You bastard Duke. I welcome you back. Offered to get you out of jail, and I get this? ....Wait, am I dead?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 09:02 PM (VxKJw)

359 Hee Haw was never on TV in NYC.


And that right there folks is the problem with NYC.

Posted by: Roy at November 15, 2018 09:02 PM (ABjxW)

360

It was on CBS for two years in prime time IIRC.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 09:03 PM (HaL55)

361
Hey guys, somebody please tell me not to get a 2014 Thruxton that I don't need, thanks in advance.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 08:54 PM


instead, you could get a les paul, a big honkin' Marshall tube amp, & a 1986 windowless Econoline van to haul it all from gig to gig

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 15, 2018 09:03 PM (KCxzN)

362 BackwardsBoy: You're assuming ace grew up in a cable-equipped household. Not all of us did. I didn't.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 15, 2018 09:03 PM (ykYG2)

363 339 Hey guys, somebody please tell me not to get a 2014 Thruxton that I don't need, thanks in advance.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 08:54 PM (t+qrx)

The issue is - you NEED that. Sorry.

Posted by: Roy at November 15, 2018 09:04 PM (ABjxW)

364 hee haw days were antennas on rooftop days

Posted by: concrete girl at November 15, 2018 09:05 PM (9ORmh)

365 @354
Hee Haw was aired in NYC on CBS for it's first year.

Cable only existed in limited areas of NYC like Manhattan and the outer burbs.

Cable didn't pop in the boroughs or the Bronx where I lived till about '94.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 15, 2018 09:05 PM (qxq6t)

366
instead, you could get a les paul, a big honkin' Marshall tube amp, & a 1986 windowless Econoline van to haul it all from gig to gih

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 15, 2018 09:03 PM (KCxzN)

Sound advice, and hire some roadies.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 09:05 PM (VxKJw)

367

BackwardsBoy: You're assuming ace grew up in a cable-equipped household. Not all of us did. I didn't.

It was broadcast OTA before cable. CBS, '69 - '71.


Oh, and Happy Birfday, bth.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 09:06 PM (HaL55)

368 The issue is - you NEED that. Sorry.
Posted by: Roy at November 15, 2018 09:04 PM (ABjxW)


Well I need the sidecar, I just can't get it without the Triumph coming along with it. It's a package deal kind of thing.

http://tinyurl.com/y77afgu6

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 09:06 PM (t+qrx)

369 New York City, population 8.6 million....sallllluuuute!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2018 09:08 PM (jZQUe)

370 You bastard Duke. I welcome you back. Offered to get you out of jail, and I get this? ....Wait, am I dead?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018

******

Where's Duke been?
Hangin' with the Mouse?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2018 09:08 PM (0tfLf)

371 http://tinyurl.com/y77afgu6

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 09:06 PM (t+qrx)


Yeah.

Sorry, you need that.

Posted by: blaster at November 15, 2018 09:08 PM (VhKw6)

372 and thanks BB.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 15, 2018 09:08 PM (ykYG2)

373 Wait, am I dead?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 09:02 PM

Give our regards to buzzion.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 15, 2018 09:09 PM (DVvHX)

374 Hey guys, somebody please tell me not to get a 2014 Thruxton that I don't need, thanks in advance.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 08:54 PM (t+qrx)
Speaking as a Triumph owner and mechanic, you'll kick yourself if you don't. You won't kick yourself near as much if you do. Slow, Lean, Go

Posted by: Panhandler at November 15, 2018 09:09 PM (BdkLu)

375 It was broadcast OTA before cable. CBS, '69 - '71.

With or without foil wrapped around the rabbit ears?

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 09:10 PM (K22Va)

376 Hi hogmartin!

Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2018 09:11 PM (dczB+)

377 With or without foil wrapped around your 8 year old son holding the rabbit ears for 2 hours while you sit in your LazyBoy?
Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 09:10 PM (K22Va)

FIFY

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2018 09:12 PM (jZQUe)

378 Hello there, ALH. How's things?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 09:12 PM (t+qrx)

379 It was broadcast OTA before cable. CBS, '69 - '71.

With or without foil wrapped around the rabbit ears?
Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 09:10 PM (K22Va)

-----------------

At that time I was my Dad's antenna positioner and remote.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 09:12 PM (ffYR/)

380

Yeah.



Sorry, you need that.


Yeah, you do. Damnable shame about that...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 09:12 PM (HaL55)

381 What's wrong with the Yam? Get a XSR900. Screw the Thruxton.
Posted by: clutch at November 15, 2018 09:02 PM (kiSdp)


Nothing's wrong with it, it's great. It's just... lonely.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 09:15 PM (t+qrx)

382 Any person she names is either already dead, or will be committing Arkancide before he or she can testify.

Posted by: Jerry M Root at November 15, 2018 09:15 PM (cL+Cq)

383
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2018 09:12 PM (jZQUe)
I am not surprised that you and others here have raised their children well. HT

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 09:15 PM (K22Va)

384 No station in NY picked up Hee Haw off syndication in the 70's? Not one?

Posted by: lowandslow at November 15, 2018 09:15 PM (gNCcC)

385 Hogmartin, extra points if it belonged to some Brit rockstar, and he kilt hisself with it.

Posted by: Eromero at November 15, 2018 09:16 PM (zLDYs)

386 We had our company Thanksgiving luncheon today.

I ate too much.

Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2018 09:16 PM (dczB+)

387


1.) Who decided to create the clintonemail.com system?


2.) When was it created?


3.) Why was it created?


4.) Who set it up?


5.) When did it become operational?


What Happened?

Posted by: mikeyG at November 15, 2018 09:17 PM (LL1Be)

388 1) fuck you
2) fuck you
3) do you know who I am?
4) IAM ABOVE THE LAW!
5) fuck you

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 15, 2018 09:17 PM (MlNIK)

389 Beat it Hillary!

The jidge is up!

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2018 09:18 PM (zoiGB)

390 I ate too much.

Show us the bruises where the big mean mens sat on you and forced you to gorge yourself.

Posted by: Panhandler at November 15, 2018 09:18 PM (BdkLu)

391 Need some Horde recommendations. My Motorola Droid Turbo 2 is starting to go goofy, so I'm figuring it's about time to replace it. I'm on Verizon. I despise the shit out of Google, but I don't want to join the Apple cult.

Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 09:18 PM (OMsf+)

392 Posted by: Panhandler at November 15, 2018 09:18 PM (BdkLu)

Here.

and here.

Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2018 09:18 PM (dczB+)

393 December 1, DC - Federal Judge Sullivan was found dead in his home, apparently the result of a freak accident involving kitchen shear, an untied running shoe and a nearby electrical outlet. Authorities believe Sullivan, while spatchcocking a whole roaster, tripped on his shoe lace and landed with one blade in a nearby electrical outlet...

Posted by: Lizzy at November 15, 2018 09:19 PM (W+vEI)

394 This is the beginning of the dem party doing some house keeping. If she keeps poking her nose in, the party will throw her to the wolves just to break the Clinton grip.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2018 09:19 PM (0tfLf)

395 I don't want to join the Apple cult.
Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 09:18 PM (OMsf+)

Come to the Dark Side.
We have cookies.

Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2018 09:19 PM (dczB+)

396 Who the fuck came up with the idea to compare signatures a year apart to validate a vote?

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 09:19 PM (K22Va)

397

We had our company Thanksgiving luncheon today.


I ate too much.



Unpossible from now until whichever bowl game you deem to be the end of the Holidays.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 09:19 PM (HaL55)

398 5.) When did it become operational?

August 4th, 1997.

It became self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 09:20 PM (t+qrx)

399 Need some Horde recommendations. My Motorola Droid Turbo 2 is starting to go goofy, so I'm figuring it's about time to replace it. I'm on Verizon. I despise the shit out of Google, but I don't want to join the Apple cult.
Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 09:18 PM (OMsf+)

------------

Samsung's are good equopment.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 09:20 PM (ffYR/)

400 Hillary! As Skynet?

I have no mouth and I must scream.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 15, 2018 09:21 PM (zoiGB)

401 December 1, DC - Federal Judge Sullivan was found dead in his home, apparently the result of a freak accident involving kitchen shear, an untied running shoe and a nearby electrical outlet. Authorities believe Sullivan, while spatchcocking a whole roaster, tripped on his shoe lace and landed with one blade in a nearby electrical outlet...
Posted by: Lizzy at November 15, 2018

******

But by the time investors arrived on the scene, the knife type changed.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 15, 2018 09:21 PM (0tfLf)

402 384 No station in NY picked up Hee Haw off syndication in the 70's? Not one?
Posted by: lowandslow at November 15, 2018 09:15 PM (gNCcC)

It's like a tree falling in the woods - nobody in NYC watched it, so its as if it wasn't on SeeBS there.

Posted by: clutch at November 15, 2018 09:22 PM (kiSdp)

403 @387
The bigger question who authorized the inter/outer governmental server MX routing that would have been necessary to allow her to send and receive on her server?
Also her blackberries and her ipads, etc.

You need the keys to the kingdom to set all that shit up and make it operational.

This shit is crookerder than an Irishman dick.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 15, 2018 09:22 PM (qxq6t)

404 If I were the judge I would have said Hills, you have 2 options

1. Answer the questions

2. Go away and never make a public appearance again

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:22 PM (hgUZZ)

405 Need some Horde recommendations. My Motorola Droid Turbo 2 is starting to go goofy, so I'm figuring it's about time to replace it. I'm on Verizon. I despise the shit out of Google, but I don't want to join the Apple cult.
Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 09:18 PM (OMsf+)

------------

Samsung's are good equopment.
Posted by: Calm Mentor


Ditto. Every phone I've had since the flip-phone days of the end of the 90's has been a Samsung. It's good stuff, the 7 not withstanding...

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I recommend The Courage To Be Disliked at November 15, 2018 09:22 PM (lLeln)

406 NFL touchdown celebrations are now group events that are so weird I wish the NFL would re-instate the penalty for excessive celebration or delay of game or whatever they used as the penalty reason for several years.

Posted by: Gref at November 15, 2018 09:22 PM (AMIL/)

407 I have a feeling Hillary and Ginsburg will outlive us all.

Posted by: IC at November 15, 2018 09:23 PM (4lu7W)

408 December 1, DC - Federal Judge Sullivan was found dead in his home,
apparently the result of a freak accident involving kitchen shear, an
untied running shoe and a nearby electrical outlet. Authorities believe
Sullivan, while spatchcocking a whole roaster, tripped on his shoe lace
and landed with one blade in a nearby electrical outlet...


3 times.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 15, 2018 09:23 PM (LL1Be)

409 So how in the hell did all of North Jersey drop the ball on this snowmageddon? Kid said friend of his spent 3 hours on 280.
Just spent nearly an hour and a half on a 25 mile round trip.
Almost no plows, and those few not doing anything, only a teeny little bit of salt on the steepest hills.
Total clusterfuck!

Posted by: random lurker commenter at November 15, 2018 09:23 PM (FnLXY)

410 407 I have a feeling Hillary and Ginsburg will outlive us all.
Posted by: IC at November 15, 2018 09:23 PM (4lu7W)

When they do go, their funerals will be something to behold.

Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2018 09:24 PM (dczB+)

411

It's like a tree falling in the woods - nobody in NYC watched it, so its as if it wasn't on SeeBS there.

That is unusual.

If Ace leaves us all here before the ONT, I'll post that link and a story here in a few minutes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 09:24 PM (HaL55)

412 We had our company Thanksgiving luncheon today.

I ate too much.
Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2018 09:16 PM (dczB+)

1. Did you have turkey?
2. Did you have dressing or stuffing?
3, Did you have mashed potatoes?
4. Did you have green bean casserole?
5. At what point did you become aware of the pecan pie, was it warm and did ice cream play any part in its consumption?


I order you to answer these questions as posed to you by Hordicial Watch.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2018 09:24 PM (jZQUe)

413 I have a feeling Hillary and Ginsburg will outlive us all.

Commie Jerky

Posted by: mikeyG at November 15, 2018 09:24 PM (LL1Be)

414 I have a feeling Hillary and Ginsburg will outlive us all.
Posted by: IC at November 15, 2018 09:23 PM (4lu7W)

------------

Being fueled by spite and hate do seem to increase longevity.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 09:24 PM (ffYR/)

415 Lifezette notes that any person Clinton names as having been involved in the server will likely be asked follow-up questions by Judicial Watch.

Obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb-440pnDA8

Posted by: random lurker commenter at November 15, 2018 09:25 PM (FnLXY)

416 Love my Samsung S5 but you can't upgrade intrenal memory nor delete the programs that with every update take up more space and have nothing else on it to speak of. Running out of memory.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 09:25 PM (VxKJw)

417 Speaking of judges....

Anyone watching (or watched and if you did don't give it away) Making a Murderer Part 2? That is some crazy shit with appeal after appeal after appeal, state, federal, circuit rulings and motions and all sorts of shit.

Our justice system is if nothing else fucking thorough!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:25 PM (hgUZZ)

418 1. Did you have turkey? Yes
2. Did you have dressing or stuffing? Yes, with gravy
3, Did you have mashed potatoes? Macaroni & Cheese
4. Did you have green bean casserole? Duh
5. At what point did you become aware of the pecan pie, was it warm and did ice cream play any part in its consumption?
I had a piece of chocolate cake (made from scratch, not a mix)

Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2018 09:26 PM (dczB+)

419 Ditto. Every phone I've had since the flip-phone days of the end of the 90's has been a Samsung. It's good stuff, the 7 not withstanding...
Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I recommend The Courage To Be Disliked at November 15, 2018 09:22 PM (lLeln)


Is there something wrong with the S7? That's what my work phone is, and I always figured my impression was "a slight improvement over a pocket full of lukewarm piss" because I'm an iPhone guy, so not objective.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 09:26 PM (t+qrx)

420 Wake me when they build the gallows, not before.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at November 15, 2018 09:26 PM (2sCft)

421 So how in the hell did all of North Jersey drop the ball on this snowmageddon? Kid said friend of his spent 3 hours on 280.
Just spent nearly an hour and a half on a 25 mile round trip.
Almost no plows, and those few not doing anything, only a teeny little bit of salt on the steepest hills.
Total clusterfuck!
Posted by: random lurker commenter at November 15, 2018 09:23 PM (FnLXY)

___

To be fair, with all the election stealing, Dems don't have much time for things like cleaning snow off roads.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:26 PM (hgUZZ)

422 420: see ya never, rip.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 09:27 PM (KP5rU)

423
To be fair, with all the election stealing, Dems don't have much time for things like cleaning snow off roads.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:26 PM (hgUZZ)

It probably has more to do with mismanagement of government resources. That's what happens when Democrats run the show.

Posted by: ALH at November 15, 2018 09:28 PM (dczB+)

424 406 NFL touchdown celebrations are now group events that are so weird I wish the NFL would re-instate the penalty for excessive celebration or delay of game or whatever they used as the penalty reason for several years.
Posted by: Gref
---------
What's this NFL you speak of? Haven't watched for more than a year not gonna start back now. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 15, 2018 09:28 PM (+ldAm)

425 I will wait with bated breath for these to be answered (spoiler: they won't be because the Clintons are never held accountable).

Posted by: JPV at November 15, 2018 09:28 PM (T6elx)

426
Is there something wrong with the S7? That's what my work phone is, and I always figured my impression was "a slight improvement over a pocket full of lukewarm piss" because I'm an iPhone guy, so not objective.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 09:26 PM (t+qrx)

___

#MeToo

Lifelong iphone guy, decided to give the S7 a try, total POS. Never again will I leave Apple.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:28 PM (hgUZZ)

427 nor delete the programs that with every update take up more space and have nothing else on it to speak of. Running out of memory.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 09:25 PM (VxKJw)



That's one reason I want to get away from Google/Android. That and Google being a giant data vacuum.

Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 09:29 PM (OMsf+)

428 dems don't give a fuck about cleaning snow off roads. they spend their time figuring out who is easiest to blame for the clusterfuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 09:29 PM (KP5rU)

429 Anna Puma, are you making preparations for the arrival of The Raft 'fugees? It's passing by Tijuana. Maybe some upgrades for your plank?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 09:29 PM (t+qrx)

430 Love my Samsung S5 but you can't upgrade intrenal memory nor delete the programs that with every update take up more space and have nothing else on it to speak of. Running out of memory.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 15, 2018 09:25 PM (VxKJw)

------------

Really? Even my old Galaxy Tab 3 has an SD slot to expand memory.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 09:30 PM (ffYR/)

431 What's this NFL you speak of? Haven't watched for more than a year not gonna start back now. Fuck 'em.

.....

I'll return to watching the NFL when the SuperBowl champions send a tweet out to Trump expressing how much they would like to visit the White House.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2018 09:30 PM (jZQUe)

432 Where is Al Gore?

Posted by: mikeyG at November 15, 2018 09:30 PM (LL1Be)

433 428 dems don't give a fuck about cleaning snow off roads. they spend their time figuring out who is easiest to blame for the clusterfuck.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 09:29 PM (KP5rU)

___

Dems say Republicans are to blame and we believe them!!
- NJ voters

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:30 PM (hgUZZ)

434 426; iphone since 2012. no reason to change.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 09:30 PM (KP5rU)

435 Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 09:24 PM (HaL55)

Let's put a wager on it - I say he cannot tell you anything about hee haw except it was about some hillbillies, has no clue who Roy Clark is, etc.
And when I win the bet, none of us have to hear one more damn word about the Elephants and Scumbag Satan. From you, grump or anyone.

Posted by: clutch at November 15, 2018 09:30 PM (kiSdp)

436 Jerry Rivers is dying on the vine.

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 09:30 PM (K22Va)

437 When Ginsburg passes I expect some lefties to be so upset they set themselves on fire. Especially if it happens during the age of trump and McConnell.

Posted by: IC at November 15, 2018 09:31 PM (4lu7W)

438


I have a feeling Hillary and Ginsburg will outlive us all.


And Keith Richards will outlive both of them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 09:31 PM (HaL55)

439 My take: Android is an unstable hunk of shit OS, but way more functional when it works right. It spies on you (more), but doesn't include features that kill your battery, slow down your processor, etc., when people want you to buy a new phone. It's available on a wide variety of hardware, some of which is worse than Apple and some better.

It's all tradeoffs, but I prefer it to iOS.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2018 09:31 PM (5aX2M)

440 The Beast died right in the middle of a round-a-bout after work tonight. High call volume tonight to call the 800# at the insurance company for a tow. almost 55 mins. Glad the Samsung galaxy 3 was charged.

Posted by: Infidel at November 15, 2018 09:31 PM (SzQWn)

441 406 NFL touchdown celebrations are now group events that are so weird I wish the NFL would re-instate the penalty for excessive celebration or delay of game or whatever they used as the penalty reason for several years.
Posted by: Gref
---------

Hell, at the rate the NFL is beclowning itself there are liable to be either points added or yardage adjustments to extra points or kickoffs for the "best" celebrations.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at November 15, 2018 09:32 PM (FnLXY)

442 434 426; iphone since 2012. no reason to change.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 09:30 PM (KP5rU)

___

Learned that lesson the hard way. I was sucked in by all the good reviews, plus Verizon was practically giving it away free . As always, you get what you pay for.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:32 PM (hgUZZ)

443 Posted by: Infidel at November 15, 2018 09:31 PM (SzQWn)

Hilda beast?

Posted by: clutch at November 15, 2018 09:33 PM (kiSdp)

444 Almost no plows, and those few not doing anything, only a teeny little bit of salt on the steepest hills.

We're busy investing your Global Warming tax dollars!

Posted by: NJDOT at November 15, 2018 09:33 PM (Y9zp1)

445 433 428 dems don't give a fuck about cleaning snow off roads. they spend their time figuring out who is easiest to blame for the clusterfuck.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 09:29 PM (KP5rU)

___

Dems say Republicans are to blame and we believe them!!
- NJ voters
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:30 PM (hgUZZ)

(heavy sigh) Yup

Posted by: random lurker commenter at November 15, 2018 09:33 PM (FnLXY)

446 I've had about 4 versions of the iPhone since they came out. If someone hands me an Android they might as well have given me a brick since I have no idea what to do with it.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 15, 2018 09:34 PM (kufk0)

447 has no clue who Roy Clark is

....

I bet Ace had a Buck Owens red, white and blue guitar as a kid that he used to strum while chewing on a piece of wheat and wearing overalls with the pant cuffs rolled up so he could go ankle wading and catch crawdads.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2018 09:34 PM (jZQUe)

448 Is there something wrong with the S7? That's what my work phone is, and I always figured my impression was "a slight improvement over a pocket full of lukewarm piss" because I'm an iPhone guy, so not objective.
Posted by: hogmartin


The S7 and the Note version had a slight issue with the battery, and by slight issue I mean "would occasionally overheat and explode"...

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I recommend The Courage To Be Disliked at November 15, 2018 09:34 PM (lLeln)

449 Posted by: NJDOT at November 15, 2018 09:33 PM (Y9zp1)

You should be thanking us for preparing for the melting asphalt problems you'll be facing when the global warmening finally comes.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 15, 2018 09:35 PM (n9EOP)

450 I really wish there would be some legislature to end the life long appointment of judges. Is that in the constitution even? I think it would be doable if an amendment were needed as well.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:35 PM (hgUZZ)

451 We're busy investing your Global Warming tax dollars!
Posted by: NJDOT at November 15, 2018 09:33 PM (Y9zp1)

That's the pisser. Those A-holes justed raised the frickin' gas tax by like 0.25 a gallon.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at November 15, 2018 09:35 PM (FnLXY)

452 Hilda beast?

Posted by: clutch at November 15, 2018 09:33 PM (kiSdp)


I should probably call it that. It's gotten as undependable as a full diaper.

Posted by: Infidel at November 15, 2018 09:35 PM (SzQWn)

453 I've had about 4 versions of the iPhone since they came out. If someone hands me an Android they might as well have given me a brick since I have no idea what to do with it.
Posted by: lin-duh at November 15, 2018 09:34 PM (kufk0)

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I went from Iphone 4 to Android because battery life sucked with the Iphone. It took a couple of weeks to get used to, but it was not too bad.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 09:37 PM (ffYR/)

454 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2018 09:34 PM (jZQUe)

I love Bakersfield country. I should go there some day.

Posted by: clutch at November 15, 2018 09:37 PM (kiSdp)

455 I don't know how people live in NJ or CA. Cost of living, income tax, property tax, gas tax, sales tax, I seriously don't get it. Yeah incomes are higher than in fly-over but not THAT much higher. Maybe 20-30% on average, but cost of living is 100% higher or more. How does the math work on that?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:38 PM (hgUZZ)

456 The S7 and the Note version had a slight issue with the battery, and by slight issue I mean "would occasionally overheat and explode"...
Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I recommend The Courage To Be Disliked at November 15, 2018 09:34 PM (lLeln)


Aw, all phones do that. You don't even have to pay extra any more.

I meant is there some day-to-day non-combustion reason why I don't like it, or is that actually all due to my insufferably snobbish nature?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 09:38 PM (t+qrx)

457 I'll return to watching the NFL when the SuperBowl champions send a tweet out to Trump expressing how much they would like to visit the White House.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2018 09:30 PM (jZQUe)



When they get on their knees begging for forgiveness and that includes Goddell. Unfortunately far too many meatheads refuse to stop watching even if they burned the flag on the 50 yard line

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 15, 2018 09:38 PM (SiINZ)

458 Posted by: Infidel at November 15, 2018 09:35 PM (SzQWn)

What model is the Hilda Beast? What's it doing?

Posted by: clutch at November 15, 2018 09:38 PM (kiSdp)

459 I think they've improved battery life on the iPhone 7 and newer models. My phone is over 2 years old now and battery still lasts all day.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 15, 2018 09:39 PM (kufk0)

460 455; utopia aint free.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 09:39 PM (KP5rU)

461
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:35 PM (hgUZZ)

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Article III, Section 1:

"...The judges, both of the supreme and inferior courts, shall hold their offices during good behaviour.."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2018 09:39 PM (5aX2M)

462 Roy Clark was an awesome guitarist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilm2qeJndWo

Posted by: random lurker commenter at November 15, 2018 09:39 PM (FnLXY)

463

Sorry clutch, ain't happenin'.

After Bear Bryant went to his Heavenly Reward, we wandered the SEC wilderness for years until Gene Stallings returned the program to its rightful place as National Champions.

We then wandered around some more (including a defeat at the hands of the University of Central Florida back in 2000, something the current students who work at the grocery store didn't know) until we landed St. Nick.

We've had our ups and downs like everyone else. I'ma enjoying the "up" one last time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 09:40 PM (HaL55)

464 no issues with battery life on my iphone.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 09:40 PM (KP5rU)

465 O/T

I'm reading about the shanda that Melania canned some WH staffer, completely unprecedented.

Billy Dale just emailed to say "WTAF???"

Posted by: ibguy at November 15, 2018 09:41 PM (vUcdz)

466 Really. Would it be too bizarre to think Hillary is the daughter of the devil, and sister to Damien?

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 09:41 PM (Ae45Z)

467

I bet Ace had a Buck Owens red, white and blue guitar as a kid that he
used to strum while chewing on a piece of wheat and wearing overalls
with the pant cuffs rolled up so he could go ankle wading and catch
crawdads.[i/i]

You can do that in Central Park?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 09:41 PM (HaL55)

468 I get calls from recruiters from Cali all the time and the convo goes like this

Recruiter: Great job, you'd be perfect

Me: What's the base salary

Recruiter: $X

Me: Adjusted for taxes and housing, that would mean I take a 50% pay cut from my current situation

Recruiter: Yeah but the weather!!

That's seriously their pitch, like in poverty, but it's 65 degrees in January. LOL. Thanks but no thanks.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:41 PM (hgUZZ)

469 We then wandered around some more (including a defeat at the hands of the University of Central Florida back in 2000, something the current students who work at the grocery store didn't know) until we landed St. Nick.

....

You say that as if that was a bad loss.

UCF was the true, undefeated NC last year.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 15, 2018 09:41 PM (jZQUe)

470 no issues with battery life on my iphone.

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Wait til they're having disappointing sales on a new model... they'll give you a poison update that wrecks the integrated battery, so you'll go buy a new one.

They've done this a couple times before.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2018 09:42 PM (5aX2M)

471 466; satan's mommy. he gets pointers from her.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 09:42 PM (KP5rU)

472 The batteries are replaceable on iPhones.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 15, 2018 09:43 PM (kufk0)

473 So they stole mimi walters seat in cal. A actual trump
Supporter. Won on election day, lost by theft. Orange County is gone

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 09:43 PM (Ae45Z)

474 I think they've improved battery life on the iPhone 7 and newer models. My phone is over 2 years old now and battery still lasts all day.
Posted by: lin-duh at November 15, 2018 09:39 PM (kufk0)


Mine does if I'm at my desk, but not if I'm in and out of substations or in the datacenter - I think weak signal and hunting for signal drains batteries faster than just camping out on wifi, though I can't prove it.

I remember when a charge would last a week, and it was less than ten years ago on a Samsung flip phone. That's not coming back any time soon. Still worth it, IMO.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 09:43 PM (t+qrx)

475 470: i have a 6. let them fuck with the new ones.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 09:43 PM (KP5rU)

476 I'm reading about the shanda that Melania canned some WH staffer, completely unprecedented.

Billy Dale just emailed to say "WTAF???"
Posted by: ibguy at November 15, 2018 09:41 PM (vUcdz)

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I'm pretty sure General Kelly did the firing, probably told to do so by PDT. some of the WH staff have not been too accomodating to FLOTUS.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 09:44 PM (ffYR/)

477 450
I really wish there would be some legislature to end the life long
appointment of judges. Is that in the constitution even? I think it
would be doable if an amendment were needed as well.

In Crook County, IL almost all of the judges running are unopposed and dimocratic with no option for a write-in. If I don't vote for them does my ballot count?

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 09:44 PM (K22Va)

478 Has there ever been a reverse situation where the Dem won election night but lost the next day or next week? I can't think of one.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:44 PM (hgUZZ)

479 465. She did not can her. Chick was a Bolton aide who picked fights with everyone including general kelly

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 09:45 PM (Ae45Z)

480 Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 09:40 PM (HaL55)

St. Nick? Hardly. He recruited some true scumbags the two times he was at my school.

Posted by: clutch at November 15, 2018 09:45 PM (kiSdp)

481 > You can do that in Central Park?


If you see someone doing that in Central Park, they're probably auditioning for a Village People revival.

'This incarnation of the band adds "The Hillbilly" to the classic Biker, Construction Worker, Cop, Cowboy, and Native American lineup'.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 15, 2018 09:45 PM (vOkuK)

482 478. Maybe in utah with mia love and utah-4

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 09:46 PM (Ae45Z)

483 The batteries are replaceable on iPhones.
Posted by: lin-duh at November 15, 2018 09:43 PM (kufk0)

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Sure, just not by the owner. It takes a tech to do it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 09:46 PM (ffYR/)

484 The batteries are replaceable on iPhones.
Posted by: lin-duh at November 15, 2018 09:43 PM (kufk0)

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Yeah, but you've gotta have them do it, and it's expensive, so they count on you saying "fuck it" after the first or second time, and just buying a new one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2018 09:46 PM (5aX2M)

485 Wait til they're having disappointing sales on a new model... they'll give you a poison update that wrecks the integrated battery, so you'll go buy a new one.

They've done this a couple times before.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2018 09:42 PM (5aX2M)

Except they got busted on that and there is a class action brewing

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 15, 2018 09:46 PM (fnWQo)

486 > In Crook County, IL almost all of the judges running are unopposed and dimocratic with no option for a write-in.

Forget it Jake. It's DaleyTown.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 15, 2018 09:46 PM (vOkuK)

487
"Did you order the Code Red"?
"You're damn right I did!"

Posted by: GG at November 15, 2018 09:47 PM (4TKKv)

488 LA Times: There is no voter fraud in Orange County. Why? Because Orange Co "officials" say there's no fraud you stupid Trumpkins.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:47 PM (hgUZZ)

489 483; batteries and bulbs changed my battery. they are hardly "techs."

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 09:47 PM (KP5rU)

490 That's seriously their pitch, like in poverty, but it's 65 degrees in January. LOL. Thanks but no thanks.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:41 PM (hgUZZ)


The take-home difference would pay for a rental storage unit full of sweaters. Average house costs $110/ft^2 here.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 09:47 PM (t+qrx)

491 > Yeah, but you've gotta have them do it, and it's expensive

Nah. Easy to do if you have the most rudimentary mechanical aptitude.

Check out ifixit.com. They sell everything you need, and have detailed instructional videos on the process.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 15, 2018 09:47 PM (vOkuK)

492 Let this sink in. If Young kim loses, the cal delegation will 45-8.

Dems will start every house cycle +37 from shithole cal

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 09:47 PM (Ae45Z)

493 Mia Love hasn't won yet. Dem is suing and winning.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:48 PM (hgUZZ)

494 Oh shit, Schlichter just retweeted me riffing on French. My notifications are about to go nuts, I think.

Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 09:48 PM (OMsf+)

495 > Sure, just not by the owner. It takes a tech to do it.


Nonsense.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 15, 2018 09:48 PM (vOkuK)

496 OK here's my Roy Clark video from Hee Haw with my favorite bluesman, Clarence Gatemouth Brown doing a smokin' version of Take the A Train. They start cutting heads in the last set of solos and they're both having the time of their lives.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5d8KtpIoEQ
I met Gatemouth and got his autograph when I did security for him at this little hole-in-the-wall blues club about 10 minutes from Casa Backwardio. What a great talent they both were.And by coincidence, YooToob suggested a Roy Buchanan video on that same page that just happens to feature a good friend of mine that I did gigs with for many years, Ron Foster on drums.RIP to all three of you. Y'all are missed.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDOIL5OqvYs

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 09:49 PM (HaL55)

497 batteries and bulbs changed my battery. they are hardly "techs."
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 15, 2018 09:47 PM (KP5rU)

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My point was that someone else had to do it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 15, 2018 09:49 PM (ffYR/)

498 Discovery can be so much fun.

God bless Judicial Watch.

Lock her up!

Posted by: jakee308 at November 15, 2018 09:49 PM (ukGwT)

499 Crook County and Chicago are slums. Now that the Cubs suck again, no reason to go there

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 09:49 PM (Ae45Z)

500 My little sister just replaced the screen on her iPhone SE, $26 for the replacement and the little plastic spudgers on Amazon. She's reasonably handy, but hardly a techy type.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 15, 2018 09:50 PM (t+qrx)

501

Had to take all the CRs out of that last comment, Pixy's hamsters kept rejecting it for "long stringy things" coming off of it or something.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 15, 2018 09:50 PM (HaL55)

502 > My point was that someone else had to do it.

Again: nonsense.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 15, 2018 09:50 PM (vOkuK)

503 493. True, but betting markets have mia love winning

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 09:50 PM (Ae45Z)

504 Yep, Mia Love now down 1000 votes. Amazing how that happens, each and every fucking time.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:51 PM (hgUZZ)

505 @476

Look at it from Melanias point of view.

We literally have a super model in the White House who speaks about a half dozen languages and does all sorts of charity workand cannot even get a magazine cover or friendly right up in literally any magazine.


Not only does she not get ANY friendly press coverage the press is actively hostile to her.


And then you have what are essentially spy's at this point in the White House treating her like shit as well and throwing shade.


I'm suprised she hasnt taken a baseball bat to someone's head at this point.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 15, 2018 09:51 PM (qxq6t)

506 Nah. Easy to do if you have the most rudimentary mechanical aptitude.

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Yep. I can figure out how to do most batteries by eyeballing the phone. But most people have no inclination that way. Apple counts on them to get sick of batteries and processors performing like shit, and just upgrade, because they're in the cult.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2018 09:51 PM (5aX2M)

507 Way late to the thread.

but my prediction:

She will suddenly become very ill and have to adjourn to a yacht in international waters with the Machine That Goes Ping, and will live out her remaining days in a haze of gin, Totonio's pizzas and reruns of The West Wing.


She.

Will.

Skate.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 15, 2018 09:51 PM (TI8Od)

508 I get calls from recruiters from Cali all the time and the convo goes like this
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:41 PM (hgUZZ)




I got one a few years ago for a contract job.


Yeah, wasn't happening:


- Contract was for three months (the previous guy quit for a better contract elsewhere and they needed someone to finish the last few months...the contract was not getting renewed).


- In California.


- At Fort Irwin.

Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 09:53 PM (OMsf+)

509 Collins, hurd, and woodall in georgia should win. If love wins, GOP should have 202 seats. Not terrible. Maine seat and 4 cal post elect losses were brutal

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 09:53 PM (Ae45Z)

510 @492

I know, let's make Kevin McCarthy minority leader.


Its perfect!!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at November 15, 2018 09:53 PM (qxq6t)

511 499
Crook County and Chicago are slums. Now that the Cubs suck again, no reason to go there

Now now. Fuck the Cubs, lets go to a Sox game. Bears on me.

Posted by: dartist at November 15, 2018 09:53 PM (K22Va)

512 She.

Will.

Skate.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 15, 2018 09:51 PM (TI8Od)

Weell, the 9th circle of Hell is icy.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at November 15, 2018 09:54 PM (FnLXY)

513 She.

Will.

Skate.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 15, 2018 09:51 PM (TI8Od)

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She's a high ranking Dem. Of course she will. They don't "do" laws for them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2018 09:54 PM (5aX2M)

514 Thanks for the phone opinions, y'all. It's data for me to weigh before I plunk down a shitwad of money.

Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 09:54 PM (OMsf+)

515 Yeah above 200 isn't too horrible for a year that was supposed to be a blue tsunami. But still it's infuriating how the GOP just lets this shit happen.

GA-6 also did the old switecheroo when many found ballots turned up for the Dem on Wednesday morning.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 15, 2018 09:55 PM (hgUZZ)

516 Bert. Why does california continue to get all the military $$$$. The state hates our troops. Is it due to china?

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 09:56 PM (Ae45Z)

517 > Yep. I can figure out how to do most batteries by eyeballing the phone.

There are videos. There's nothing magical about opening a case and changing a battery.

> Apple counts on them to get sick of batteries and processors performing like shit

Android counts on people not giving a shit if all their personal information, email, call records, browsing data, etc. gets uploaded to Communist China.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 15, 2018 09:56 PM (vOkuK)

518 the ont is missing the comments link

Posted by: concrete girl at November 15, 2018 09:56 PM (9ORmh)

519 magically they appear

Posted by: concrete girl at November 15, 2018 09:57 PM (9ORmh)

520 Bert. Why does california continue to get all the military $$$$. The state hates our troops. Is it due to china?
Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 09:56 PM (Ae45Z)



Lots of coastline means lots of military bases. Plus, those bases have been much longer than Cali has been Anti-American.

Posted by: Bert G at November 15, 2018 09:57 PM (OMsf+)

521 515. I agree lurker, but the florida wins were my obsession.

Gop needs to make decisions in 2020 on house race resources. These blue states are becoming money pits

Posted by: Jonah at November 15, 2018 09:59 PM (Ae45Z)

522 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 15, 2018 09:56 PM (vOkuK)

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Even if Apple doesn't lie about that (BIG if), the hardware is all built by Foxconn, so the Chinese are hoovering it up.

And like all tech companies, they have to give your data to NSA, which is even worse.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 15, 2018 09:59 PM (5aX2M)

523 > Even if Apple doesn't lie about that (BIG if),

Don't give yourself a hernia moving those goalposts.

If running a low-rent disposable phone that was most likely compromised by multiple actors when you bought it, and that will never, ever get a security update of any kind works for you, that's cool.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 15, 2018 10:04 PM (vOkuK)

524 19 Let me *interview* her. You'd be amazed what can be done with a whiffle ball bat and a curling iron.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 15, 2018 07:43 PM (9rIkM)

Pfft! Amateur.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at November 15, 2018 10:07 PM (w+Ped)

525 Hillary in a room full of mirrors. Punishment or not?

Posted by: klaftern at November 15, 2018 10:10 PM (RuIsu)

526 Hillary gave up her law license for lack of continuing education in Arkansas in 2001. Since she's not a lawyer she's not up to this legal mumbo jumbo.

Posted by: torabora at November 15, 2018 10:21 PM (4uTNr)

527 Here's a better question she should be asked, or a committee should subpoena the information.
When did she start using McAfee's(originally MXLOGIX) spam-filtering service which allowed third party access to her e-mails?

Posted by: MikeN at November 15, 2018 10:51 PM (o/eHL)

528 In a just, sane world, Hillary Clinton would have been executed by guillotine several years ago.
We have not lived in that world for many years.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 15, 2018 11:00 PM (l9m7l)

529 Presdent Obama should do something to stop this now !!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattlboro, VT at November 15, 2018 11:57 PM (qM84C)

530 Obama would used Dictorial Decree and over ruled the judge as he did all the time

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