Michael Cohen Sentenced to Three Years

A lawyer on Twitter, Robert Barnes I think, commented that if Cohen had important testimony about Trump, he wouldn't have been sentenced to jail. He would have gotten immunity.

There's a lot of hopeful chatter by leftists and their kissing cousins the NeverTrumpers that Cohen has "tapes" of Trump stating, in the sort of way that no one ever directly says, "These payments are for the purpose of influencing a federal election."

Now, if those tapes exist, they have to be authenticated. You can't just introduce a document or tape or picture into court. You need to present a living witness who can authenticate the exhibit and say, "This picture accurately reflects Wilson Street on the day Johnny The Shark was murdered" or whatever. They never do this on tv shows-- the prosecutor just gives the thing to the judge and he accepts it -- but in real court, such documentary evidence need a living witness to testify about how the document was made, why it was made, etc., and most importantly of all, state that the document accurately reflects what was said or what was seen.

You need to lay a foundation that demonstrates that the evidence is what you claim it to be.

Otherwise, a rando could just hand a photoshopped picture to a judge.

My point here is: If there are tapes, the prosecutor still needs Michael Cohen to say, "These tapes fairly and accurately record the conversations I had Trump in [X time frame] and have not been edited or altered."

It's not as if having the tapes means you don't need Cohen.

So if there are tapes -- why is Cohen going to jail?

Do they intend to call their key witness out of prison to have him testify? Will Cohen be willing to testify? (He could invoke the Fifth, remember.) Won't it complicate things to have a key witness authenticating a key audio recording -- the lynchpin of the case, actually -- who's just come from prison for lying and self-dealing?

This just all seems very strange to me, if Cohen has "the goods" on Trump, if he has "the tapes" that will prove Trump's perfidity.

Squeeze Play? A friend comments that it's possible, or even likely, that the prosecutors are hoping the sentence causes Michael Cohen to re-remember things in a way more helpful to their cause, and that he'll admit more, or make up more.

But even if that's true -- that makes the existence of tapes that prove Donald Trump violated a (usually minor) section of the election finance law very doubtful. If tapes of the type the Loonies exist, then Michael Cohen is an absolutely essentially authenticating witness. A star witness.

Yet they say he hasn't provided enough and are still trying to squeeze him with jail time?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:02 PM




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1 Lol

Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2018 01:04 PM (h5Df3)

2 Whatever.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 01:04 PM (BXMxN)

3 Supposedly, Cohen blamed his problems on his blind loyalty to Trump and his willingness to cover up his dirt no matter what.

That doesn't sound much like a guy who is willing to go to jail rather than give up the goods on Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2018 01:04 PM (/tuJf)

4 Most every mofo in DC deserves some time.

Posted by: BignJames at December 12, 2018 01:05 PM (cxHbL)

5 I don't know, but I have been wondering what the point of having a Lawyer is now.

Posted by: bah at December 12, 2018 01:06 PM (fE+0o)

6 Enough is enough, Get this interim AG to end this nonsense. Two years, and they have nothing. Everything is process crimes. End it. Now.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2018 01:06 PM (kFnmp)

7 tapes of a lawyer discussing stuff with his client. sounds legit. Cohen belongs in jail for that alone.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 01:06 PM (7J5t2)

8 There is another possibility.

They could be hoping a little jail-time will loosen Cohen's tongue. To lie if need be.

The Tell will be where Cohen is shipped off to do his time.

Posted by: Del Wilkes at December 12, 2018 01:06 PM (BBhgz)

9 Somehow I never realized taping conversations with clients and turning them over to prosecutors was something lawyers did. What good is a lawyer, then?

Posted by: spongeworthy at December 12, 2018 01:06 PM (35Slc)

10 As a witness,his credibility will be shit.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 01:07 PM (BXMxN)

11 is Manafort still hanging out in jail?

Posted by: bah at December 12, 2018 01:07 PM (fE+0o)

12 Afternoon, Rons & Ronettes.

Mueller has nothing.

Posted by: ALH at December 12, 2018 01:07 PM (uLuPn)

13 That doesn't sound much like a guy who is willing to go to jail rather than give up the goods on Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2018 01:04 PM (/tuJf)

He's no ah...whats his name...one of Nixon's guys.

Posted by: BignJames at December 12, 2018 01:07 PM (cxHbL)

14 Three year sentence? You'll be out in eight months. It's nothing, it's a hockey season!

Posted by: Tom Cruise at December 12, 2018 01:07 PM (DuAZ5)

15 I wonder if many of the Trump people who have gotten unfair treatment from the DOJ will be rewarded after Trump is no longer in office. Or pardons the day before Trump leaves office.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2018 01:07 PM (d7Ww2)

16 The Tell will be where Cohen is shipped off to do his time.

Posted by: Del Wilkes at December 12, 2018 01:06 PM (BBhgz)

It'll be country club prison. Probably Butner. Probably where Madoff is.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 12, 2018 01:07 PM (4ErVI)

17 The Walls are closing in on Trump.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2018 01:07 PM (WXewq)

18 Damn - posted my theory between Ace's Squeeze Play addition.

Posted by: Del Wilkes at December 12, 2018 01:07 PM (BBhgz)

19 My faith in Government is restored.









AS IF!

Posted by: nip at December 12, 2018 01:08 PM (DfGpI)

20 Squeeze Play? A friend comments that it's possible, or even likely, that the prosecutors are hoping the sentence causes Michael Cohen to re-remember things in a way more helpful to their cause, and that he'll admit more, or make up more.


Was this a federal trial or a state trial?

If federal, pardon him.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 01:08 PM (ftdxp)

21 Yeah, Cohen will get his wig split as the Feds attempt to get blood out of a rock and Cohen will get both his wig split and cheeks took for caving to the Feds.

Posted by: Drider at December 12, 2018 01:08 PM (6uV+4)

22 I remember now! It was the one with the orange hair! He done it!

Posted by: Michael Cohan at December 12, 2018 01:08 PM (37IEG)

23 All the people who could possibly have the goods on Trump all are convicted felons now, maybe Mueller is Trumper.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 12, 2018 01:08 PM (pb5C2)

24 >>>Or pardons the day before Trump leaves office.


Definitely, and it'll be legitimate, because this entire investigation was a setup from day one.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2018 01:08 PM (kFnmp)

25 *rolls over*
*farts*

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2018 01:08 PM (ZejZP)

26 ...because paying off "pornstars" is Russian collusion? At this point, doesn't Stormy have to pay Trump, like twice what he paid her?

Posted by: pahound at December 12, 2018 01:08 PM (tqEEy)

27 It'll be country club prison. Probably Butner. Probably where Madoff is.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 12, 2018 01:07 PM (4ErVI)


If it's not - then we'll know.

Posted by: Del Wilkes at December 12, 2018 01:09 PM (BBhgz)

28 tapes of a lawyer discussing stuff with his client. sounds legit. Cohen belongs in jail for that alone.
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 01:06 PM (7J5t2)

Maybe there ARE tapes but everyone knows they would be inadmissible in court?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2018 01:09 PM (NFEMn)

29 Eh, even if they have tapes of trump authorizing the pay off, I think it'd be tough to prove that he filed campaign finance laws, as the pay off would only be tangentially related to the campaign.

I'm not an expert on this stuff though. I also think the action would have to go through the normal administrative process, no? FEC would have to have an adjudication and all of that?

Plus, while NY may be a one-party consent state, I believe FL is a 2-party consent state. So if any of these conversations were recorded while Trump was in Florida, that could be problematic as well.

Also -- not. fucking. collusion.

This has nothing to do with what Trump was alleged to have done (coordinate with Putin to schlong Hillary)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2018 01:09 PM (GBteo)

30 What is Cohen going to jail for?

If he's going to jail for crimes unrelated to President Trump, then Cohen is collateral damage in the quest to get rid of President Trump.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 12, 2018 01:09 PM (qC1Sy)

31 look, the obvious play...if you're a demonical attorney trying to do anything to get trump ... is to go after his attorney to get him to flip and to disregard attorney client privilege.

what's going on here is a smear campaign. It's a smear campaign because Cohen couldn't give any goods on trump.

The campaign finance thing is a loser. We know it's not against the law. But they get Cohen to plead to various facts that are irrelevant to his tax stuff to smear trump.

Sure, Trump told Cohen to do something legal in a novelly illegal way (if they had a crystal ball that said acts would be illegal in the future if an aggro biased DA wanted to get them on anything at all possible) instead of doing it in a legal way just for the sake of doing it illegally (if they could predict the future).

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 01:09 PM (7J5t2)

32 Just because you don't believe in the Deep State doesn't mean it's not out to kill you ...

Posted by: Adriane the Paranoid Critic ... at December 12, 2018 01:09 PM (LPnfS)

33 This reminds me of John Doe and TomDelay, you know?

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 01:09 PM (7J5t2)

34 Wasn't the Cohen deal just so that Mueller could get a campaign finance "conviction" without every having to prove a campaign finance violation occurred?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2018 01:09 PM (WXewq)

35 No president has ever broken campaign finance laws EVAR!

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 01:09 PM (BXMxN)

36 Do I hit F5 refresh to see more comments or to see Ace's updates to his original post?

Posted by: Hands at December 12, 2018 01:10 PM (786Ro)

37 yes, May sold out Brexit to Brussels, AND it seems she was involved in
the plot to elect Hillary and frame Trump ... in cahoots with our
DeepState seditionists. Maybe Trump could get May to testify? Can I have a witness?


Globalists of a feather should be tarred and feathered together. Let's have military tribunals for Rosie/Mueller/Strzok .. sedition, treason ... high crimes for sho'

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2018 01:10 PM (Cus5s)

38 They're going to impeach Trump for something.

If he died of a heart attack tomorrow (God forbid), they'd prop his body up and try his corpse.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2018 01:10 PM (KUaJL)

39 The take away I get from the MSM is, "SEE! We told you Trump colluded! We're just too smart for you to understand!, you trailer park trash!"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 12, 2018 01:10 PM (3sjI6)

40 Sesame Street introduces homeless crackwhore muppet.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 12, 2018 01:10 PM (/OryO)

41 From Russia fixing the election to paying off Ho's with campaign funds.Heck of a job Mueller!

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 01:10 PM (BXMxN)

42 That doesn't sound much like a guy who is willing to go to jail rather than give up the goods on Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2018 01:04 PM (/tuJf)

He's no ah...whats his name...one of Nixon's guys.

Liddy....had to look it up.

Posted by: BignJames at December 12, 2018 01:10 PM (cxHbL)

43 man trump had the bad judgement to work with people who, with years of digging, could be found to have broken the law...this is why we needed hillary. no bad associates there.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 01:11 PM (7J5t2)

44 tapes of a lawyer discussing stuff with his client. sounds legit. Cohen belongs in jail for that alone.
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 01:06 PM (7J5t2)

Maybe there ARE tapes but everyone knows they would be inadmissible in court?
Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2018 01:09 PM (NFEMn)

That's another possible issue. Cohen definitely violated the ethical rules by breaching confidentiality like that. I'm not sure how the rules of evidence would play here, but usually both the lawyer and client need to waive confidentiality for a lawyer to be able to testify about anything he learned in the course of representing a client.

Yeah, it's a mess.

And at the end of the day, isn't the normal remedy for campaign finance violations a fine (that the campaign pays), anyways?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2018 01:11 PM (GBteo)

45 And all of this speculation assumes that there is a crime that Trump committed that would (a) be worthy of an indictment, and/or (b) would suffice to get both an impeachment and a conviction.


I think that this is all a dry well, but I have been wrong before.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2018 01:11 PM (hLRSq)

46 I would have been first, but I am busy running around free in Germany after shooting some Frenchies and fleeing across the OPEN BORDER between the two countries.

Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed at December 12, 2018 01:11 PM (37IEG)

47 This was also done to put Fear into everyone who supports the President.

They even went so far as to break Attorney Client Privilege on a LARGE scale.

And 2 weeks ago raided the Office of ANOTHER Attorney (Chicago) who had done work for Trump in the past.

They are trying to show that supporting the President puts a big LEGAL target on your back, and that somehow they have the Power to go after everyone.

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 01:11 PM (NgKpN)

48 But impeachment is not a legal process it a political one. If there was tape they could care less if it was verifiable.

Posted by: Dude at December 12, 2018 01:11 PM (x3lmV)

49 >>It'll be country club prison. Probably Butner. Probably where Madoff is.

He's going to Otisville.

The prison, not the new city in California.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2018 01:11 PM (/tuJf)

50 They're going to impeach Trump for something.

If he died of a heart attack tomorrow (God forbid), they'd prop his body up and try his corpse.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2018 01:10 PM (KUaJL)

Google " The Cadaver Synod."

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2018 01:11 PM (NFEMn)

51 The ruskies spent $4000 on the election.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 12, 2018 01:11 PM (/OryO)

52 Lol
This is beyond stupid

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 12, 2018 01:12 PM (D7HXY)

53 Google " The Cadaver Synod."
Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2018 01:11 PM (NFEMn)

Where do you think I got the idea?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2018 01:12 PM (KUaJL)

54 But impeachment is not a legal process it a political one. If there was tape they could care less if it was verifiable.

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To help the political cause, you likely need actual crimes.

Posted by: SH at December 12, 2018 01:12 PM (sX1BW)

55 And the Trumpalos fall back to the next defensive position! Lol

Posted by: Tariff Pikachu at December 12, 2018 01:12 PM (bFOlv)

56 In their feverish dreams, I imagine the lefties think the conversation went something like:

COHEN: Yo, Don, we need to make that ho go away!

THE DONALD: Well jeez Cohen, why are you telling me? Just dip into the coffers of my campaign for money, in direct violation of campaign finance law, and pay the skank to shut up!

COHEN: You got it boss! Say, want to kick some hobos later?

THE DONALD: Sure! I love that shit!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 01:12 PM (RD7QR)

57 34 Wasn't the Cohen deal just so that Mueller could get a campaign finance "conviction" without every having to prove a campaign finance violation occurred?

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that's the thing, Cohen could plea that he kidnapped the rosenberg baby and sold nuke secrets to the russians.

it's irrelevant in an actual trial.

in an actual trial, he'd still need to testify and cross examined. And since mueller has said he's a liar, his credibility is doodoo.

So, this is just a smear piece. It has some PR value to the insane left but it proves nothing.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 01:12 PM (7J5t2)

58 52
Lol

This is beyond stupid

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 12, 2018 01:12 PM (D7HXY)
Exactly what I said when I heard Gandalf's plan!

Posted by: Sam GamGee at December 12, 2018 01:13 PM (37IEG)

59 My comment froim the last thread... I just don't get it..

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So.. I am really friggin confused about this Cohen stuff..

How can he cop a guilty plea to campaign finance fraud when what he did can arguably be called a legal payment?

Would a trial by jury ever have convicted him of that part of his crimes????

or.. was this just done to pass on guilt to Trump?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 12, 2018 01:13 PM (so+oy)

60 In their feverish dreams, I imagine the lefties think the conversation went something like:

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You have now put this on the Internet - so probably true.

Posted by: SH at December 12, 2018 01:13 PM (sX1BW)

61 That doesn't sound much like a guy who is willing to go to jail rather than give up the goods on Trump.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2018 01:04 PM (/tuJf)


The "crimes" they had on Cohen were tax evasion and lying, for his own benefit. There appears to have been no reason to lie about Russian business dealings. He also plead to campaign finance violations, which Mueller can't prove or even indict Trump on, aside from the facts not fitting the crime.

So his "crimes" had nothing to do with loyalty to Trump, whereas the real reason Mueller targeted Cohen had nothing to do with Cohen's stated reason of going too far for Trump. It was just standard lawyer work for a famous client,which perfectly fell within the legal confines of campaign finance laws.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2018 01:13 PM (t6MX/)

62 We're just too smart for you to understand!, you trailer park trash!"
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 12, 2018 01:10 PM (3sjI6)


The irony of that kills me. These fuckers would never survive the Trailer Park.

Posted by: Del Wilkes at December 12, 2018 01:13 PM (BBhgz)

63 Pretty sure this is not 'punishment fitting the crime'.

This is lawfare.

I hope Trump hits back.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 01:14 PM (xJa6I)

64 Why not fly to Mount Doom on giant eagle back and toss in the ring?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 12, 2018 01:14 PM (/OryO)

65

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cough*

And I'm free as a little birdie...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 12, 2018 01:14 PM (a6fvI)

66 and as for tapes, we already know there's a tape of Stormy payments. Trump said "no, use a check" as far as I can recall. If there was a mcdoogle tape, we'd have the leak of it by now.

I think Cohen, as a regular course of business, paid off extortionate whores. Trump may have stiffed him on McDougle which is why Cohen recorded him on Stormy.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 01:14 PM (7J5t2)

67 If he was going to testify against Trump wouldn't his sentencing be after that?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 12, 2018 01:14 PM (CQ3Qb)

68 >>So his "crimes" had nothing to do with loyalty to Trump, whereas the real reason Mueller targeted Cohen had nothing to do with Cohen's stated reason of going too far for Trump. It was just standard lawyer work for a famous client,which perfectly fell within the legal confines of campaign finance laws.

I'm just repeating what Cohen said to the judge today.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2018 01:15 PM (/tuJf)

69 After all, if it weren't for campaign contributions Trump wouldn't have been able to cone up with the scratch to pay the hos off to keep quiet.

I mean, he's like Beto, and the Clintons, and Obama, practically broke!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 12, 2018 01:15 PM (37IEG)

70 But wait horde.....Tom Arnold and CPL have the tapes and it will come out any day!!

Snooze.

Posted by: Cheri at December 12, 2018 01:15 PM (G+Wff)

71 This comment, and all of my past and future comments are for the purpose of influencing a federal election.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 12, 2018 01:15 PM (LL1Be)

72 Whatever happened to that douche judge in Utah who was "investigating" the Hillary scandal? Never hear a peep from that drone.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2018 01:16 PM (kFnmp)

73 I watch very little cable news, but I happened to be flipping through the channels when I caught a guy on Fox News making a point I hadn't though of:

People are screaming "FELONY!" because Trump used personal funds to pay off some blackmailing whores and not reporting it as a campaign contribution.

You can be sure if, on the other hand, Trump had used campaign funds to pay them, the very same people would be screaming "FELONY!" for using campaign funds to pay a personal expense.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at December 12, 2018 01:16 PM (Q7MNX)

74 So.. I am really friggin confused about this Cohen stuff..

How can he cop a guilty plea to campaign finance fraud when what he did can arguably be called a legal payment?

Would a trial by jury ever have convicted him of that part of his crimes????

or.. was this just done to pass on guilt to Trump?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 12, 2018 01:13 PM

It's possible they did that to try and stick something to Trump. Like, hey OK if you plea to a campaign finance violation we'll knock 3 years off the tax or lying charge.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 01:16 PM (nAeGR)

75 #47. They raided the office of Alderman Ed Burke. He's as corrupt as the day is long. The MFM played up the Trump connection but it's a very weak connection since Eddie is a big time Dem power player in Chicago

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2018 01:16 PM (OLCnA)

76 He's no ah...whats his name...one of Nixon's guys.

Liddy....had to look it up.
Posted by: BignJames


John Dean sang like a canary, and made up a lot of stuff in court when they were tried by John Sirica.
John Dean belonged in prison for a lot of stuff, but still is a bit of a media darling when the cables want to bash the Republicans for something stupid.
Liddy contended that Sirica was dumb but honest.

Liddy went to jail for 4-5 years (and it wasn't some country club - he was doing hard time and they moved him around to shake his tongue loose) and did not squeal on whatever he might have known about Nixon.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 12, 2018 01:16 PM (vcOmj)

77 Though I would LOL my head off if Trump just pardons him tomorrow.

So many heads, so much 'sploding. I'd be like Michael Ironside in 'Scanners'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 01:16 PM (xJa6I)

78 I'm just repeating what Cohen said to the judge today.


He should have pledged to live the rest of his life as a gay man.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2018 01:16 PM (WXewq)

79 Impeachment Porn, Scene 1

For the MSM, this story is just foreplay, the c*ck-sucking scene before the real action begins.

Posted by: Hands at December 12, 2018 01:16 PM (786Ro)

80 58 52
Lol

This is beyond stupid

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 12, 2018 01:12 PM (D7HXY)
Exactly what I said when I heard Gandalf's plan!
Posted by: Sam GamGee at December 12, 2018 01:13 PM (37IEG)

Yeah, am I the only one who remembers that damn Eagles of the Misty Mountains that saved the dwarves in the Battle of 5 Armies?

Posted by: Frodo at December 12, 2018 01:16 PM (NgKpN)

81 So.. I am really friggin confused about this Cohen stuff..

===

Mueller is not afraid to make up new crimes, even if these crimes fly in the face of existing statutes.

understand that and now you're almost home.

IF you were to rewrite CFL to say paing off whores to be quiet is a campaign contribution that needs to be reported, then you have a CFL violation.

if you rewrite CFL rules that say that no reporting a payment to a whore is worse than murder, then you have a major crime.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 01:16 PM (7J5t2)

82 I think Cohen, as a regular course of business, paid off extortionate whores.

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Ironically, this is the revenue generation business policy for the grievance left.

Posted by: SH at December 12, 2018 01:16 PM (sX1BW)

83 Rush talking congressional slush fund

Posted by: DanMan at December 12, 2018 01:17 PM (XTiHL)

84 Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 12, 2018 01:16 PM (vcOmj)

G. Gordon Liddy was a hard man.

One of my role models, for better or for worse.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 01:17 PM (xJa6I)

85 >>He should have pledged to live the rest of his life as a gay man.

Well for the next 3 years, he will.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2018 01:17 PM (/tuJf)

86 Also, is Cohen an "Attorney" again, or is it still "fixer"?

I thought the fixer designation was how they skirted privileged comms during the Ubergruppenfuehrer's search warrant?

Posted by: mikeyG at December 12, 2018 01:17 PM (LL1Be)

87 I think Cohen, as a regular course of business, paid off extortionate whores. Trump may have stiffed him on McDougle which is why Cohen recorded him on Stormy.
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 01:14 PM (7J5t2)

So Cohen was in charge of "Bimbo Eruptions?"

No problem then.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2018 01:17 PM (NFEMn)

88 >>>Eh, even if they have tapes of trump authorizing the pay off, I think it'd be tough to prove that he filed campaign finance laws, as the pay off would only be tangentially related to the campaign.


well they've already released tapes with Trump talking about the pay-off.

The thing they have to prove is that this was done for the purposes of influencing an election, rather than the many other reasons someone would pay off what is essentially a blackmailer -- to spare a repuation, to avoid divorce and hurting the wife, etc.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2018 01:17 PM (PbpT7)

89 >>>Rush talking congressional slush fund


He's gotta steer the conversation away from his buddies at Apple, who despise him, but want him to buy their products.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2018 01:17 PM (kFnmp)

90 He's no ah...whats his name...one of Nixon's guys.

Liddy....had to look it up.
Posted by: BignJames


G. Gordon

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 01:18 PM (ftdxp)

91 Man, that guy went from the Prez lawyer to jail in a hurry.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2018 01:18 PM (r+sAi)

92 Rush talking congressional slush fund

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By far a bigger issue than any payments Trump or his cohorts have made.

Posted by: SH at December 12, 2018 01:18 PM (sX1BW)

93 64
Why not fly to Mount Doom on giant eagle back and toss in the ring?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 12, 2018 01:14 PM (/OryO)
I know! I suggested we capture Gollum, stuff him in a sack, put the ring on his finger, and try hitting the exhaust port on Mount Doom!

It can't be any harder than bullseyeing Womprats with your T16 back in the Shire!

Posted by: Sam GamGee at December 12, 2018 01:18 PM (37IEG)

94 I heard on the radio Trump saying something to the effect that, no, he's not worried. He did nothing wrong. Cohen was his lawyer and he trusted him to know what the law was.

Ballsy defense, if he sticks to it.

Posted by: JPS at December 12, 2018 01:18 PM (DhU8f)

95
A friend comments that it's possible, or even likely, that the prosecutors are hoping the sentence causes Michael Cohen to re-remember things in a way more helpful to their cause, and that he'll admit more, or make up more.



Meh. Most convicts will tell you a three year sentence is a piece of cake that they can do standing on their heads. Cohen needs to think about his life after prison and make sure he doesn't piss off the wrong people.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 12, 2018 01:18 PM (TAmPV)

96 One vastly irritating thing about the core leftist line is the list of Trump associates eirher on trial or in jail.

It's an accurate list, yes, but it's like saying "Look how many Jews Germany put in concentration camps! Wow, they must have done something, am I right?!"

Posted by: trev006 at December 12, 2018 01:18 PM (qqEFK)

97 G. Gordon Liddy is still alive.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 12, 2018 01:18 PM (/OryO)

98 G. Gordon Liddy was a hard man.

One of my role models, for better or for worse.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 01:17 PM (xJa6I)

Not "was", is.
He's still alive.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2018 01:18 PM (NFEMn)

99 Donald needs to learn to keep it in his pants.

Orange Man is Bad.

Posted by: ALH at December 12, 2018 01:19 PM (uLuPn)

100 The thing they have to prove is that this was done for the purposes of influencing an election,

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Are payments made to influence an election illegal?

Posted by: SH at December 12, 2018 01:19 PM (sX1BW)

101 so all mueller has to do is ignore the law and here's his report. the donks will play along saying "CFL is invoilable and trump is bad man." and then trump will say "this is political bullshit and I have each of you over the barrel since I know you've done the exact same thing"

and then the media ignores it and pretends orangemanbad will go to jail.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 01:19 PM (7J5t2)

102
G. Gordon

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 01:18 PM (ftdxp)
The guy who got over his fear of rats by eating them.

Posted by: Sam GamGee at December 12, 2018 01:19 PM (37IEG)

103 8 They could be hoping a little jail-time will loosen Cohen's tongue. To lie if need be.

Posted by: Del Wilkes at December 12, 2018 01:06 PM (BBhgz)

I hope that would be illegal. But IANAL.

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 01:19 PM (+ZMGe)

104 legal note: calling a lawyer a fixer does not make him some sort of sublawyer who doesn't have attorney client privilege.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 01:19 PM (7J5t2)

105 Off Hobbit Sock!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 12, 2018 01:19 PM (37IEG)

106 BUY GOLD!

Posted by: G. Gordon Liddy at December 12, 2018 01:19 PM (WXewq)

107 Cohen needs to think of his life *in* prison.

Posted by: Whitey Bulger at December 12, 2018 01:19 PM (E0pGJ)

108 If he was going to testify against Trump wouldn't his sentencing be after that?
Posted by: Brian
.........

A law expert said exactly this on Fox this morning.

You would never go through sentencing if a witness still had some value to you as a witness.. meaning: they got jack shit on Trump.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 12, 2018 01:20 PM (so+oy)

109 It reminds me of the airplane that crashed into the middle of an Albanian cemetery, and the Albanian Minister of Aviation held a press conference at the cemetery and said, "There will be a full investigation of what caused this crash at this site and all these deaths. We already have uncovered more than 2,000 bodies here at the accident site, and we are finding more every hour."

Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2018 01:20 PM (QkjLD)

110 Rosenstein made Gregory Berman recuse in order to get the raid in the first place. Too bad Whitaker doesn't make the left hate him for actually doing something and advise Berman his recusal was unnecessary.

Posted by: Ever at December 12, 2018 01:20 PM (1Zh0U)

111 Nigel Farrage is apparently not a Tommy Robinson fan.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 01:20 PM (xJa6I)

112 "Yet they say he hasn't provided enough and are still trying to squeeze him with jail time?"

The degree with which the left goes after their enemies is world class. If Cohen doesn't have anything of value, he could be Hillaried in jail. Then they would declare Trump orchestrated it and use that as an impeachable offense. Of course, Cohen could declare his new addiction to anal sex makes him gay, which is a protected species. He could even apply for transitional surgery. Hey, nothing's too good for perverts.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 12, 2018 01:20 PM (3sjI6)

113 Huh. Dwight Chapin (of Nixon fame) is still kicking around.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 01:21 PM (Bdeb0)

114 Meh. Most convicts will tell you a three year sentence is a piece of cake that they can do standing on their heads. Cohen needs to think about his life after prison and make sure he doesn't piss off the wrong people.

====

this is what got me about Flynn.

If the FBI's charges were such bullshit and if Mueller was so hardup to squish him, instead of spending a million on pre-trial bullshit just man up and say let's go to trial, Papapapapdoilos did 14 days. Flynn would never see a jail cell, even if a jury did buy it.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 01:21 PM (7J5t2)

115 I also find it interesting that the Sentence is almost totally dependent on what level of cooperation he is giving the Prosecutors.

How does THAT have anything to do with Justice for the crime he supposedly committed?

How can that be a MAJOR determiner of his sentence?

Isn't the implicit threat of more time for not saying stuff, a de facto abrogation of your RIGHT to not self incriminate? Isn't it BLACKMAIL?

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 01:21 PM (NgKpN)

116 G. Gordon Liddy was a hard man.

One of my role models, for better or for worse.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 01:17 PM (xJa6I)

--------------

I was able to see him speak when he gave a talk at my College. Very intelligent and articulate guy.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 12, 2018 01:21 PM (ffYR/)

117 Cohen's comments at sentencing, that he thought it was his duty to cover Trumps "Dirty Deeds", is interesting.

Why "Dirty Deeds" and not "Illegal acts" or "Illegality"?

I don't think they have anything of substance on Trump. Of course that won't stop Mueller from charging him for something...anything.

Posted by: WisRich at December 12, 2018 01:21 PM (G0vdT)

118 112 He could even apply for transitional surgery. Hey, nothing's too good for perverts.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 12, 2018 01:20 PM (3sjI6)

Hey, it worked for Bradley MANning.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2018 01:21 PM (UnA8+)

119 A law expert said exactly this on Fox this morning.

You would never go through sentencing if a witness still had some value to you as a witness.. meaning: they got jack shit on Trump

===

right, you don't destroy a witnesses' credibility.

Which means they're protecting podesta...which is probably why lanny davis was his attorney.

minds splodes.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 01:22 PM (7J5t2)

120 HEY MICHAEL!!!

Watch out for yer cornhole, bud.

Posted by: Hooray for Boobies at December 12, 2018 01:22 PM (SOgjZ)

121
Whatever happened to that douche judge in Utah who was "investigating" the Hillary scandal?
___________

What difference, at this point, does it make?/1/!?!?1!?!1?

*cackle-cackle-cackle-cackle-cackle-cackle-cackle-cackle-cackle-cackle-cackle-cackle,,, cough-Cough-COUgh-COUGH-COUGH-COUGH-COUGH-COUGH,,

cough*

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 12, 2018 01:22 PM (a6fvI)

122 One vastly irritating thing about the core leftist line is the list of Trump associates eirher on trial or in jail.

It's an accurate list.....
Posted by: trev006 at December 12, 2018 01:18 PM (qqEFK)

Yes. It's as accurate as listing all the people that the Clinton's dealt with who winded up suspiciously dead.

Thee are people who had some tenuous connection to Trump --however fleeting---who went to jail for crimes THEY committed --or were set up for.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2018 01:22 PM (NFEMn)

123 Isn't the implicit threat of more time for not
saying stuff, a de facto abrogation of your RIGHT to not self
incriminate? Isn't it BLACKMAIL?

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 01:21 PM (NgKpN)
Oh, you're one of those crazy speedy trial by jury Constitutionalist guys right?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 12, 2018 01:22 PM (37IEG)

124 Right...trump's dirty deeds...fucking playmates and pr0n stars.

it was probably a condition of his sentencing to say that.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 01:22 PM (7J5t2)

125 So, they still have nothing on Trump?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at December 12, 2018 01:22 PM (wGbBR)

126 "Why not fly to Mount Doom on giant eagle back and toss in the ring? "

if Ben Roethlisberger did it, he'd accidentally pass it to a Nazgul flying below him.

Posted by: Whitey Bulger at December 12, 2018 01:23 PM (E0pGJ)

127 now, not sure this is true, since I have never been a convict in federal slammer and have not even been one on tv, however, my guess is that if a tough guy like cohen, who cried like a little girl had something that would make it unnecessary for him to go through the warm club med like welcoming ceremony at the slammer for new residents he would do so.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 12, 2018 01:23 PM (MTjB1)

128 off dead guy sock

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at December 12, 2018 01:23 PM (E0pGJ)

129 this is what got me about Flynn.

If the FBI's charges were such bullshit and if Mueller was so hardup to squish him, instead of spending a million on pre-trial bullshit just man up and say let's go to trial, Papapapapdoilos did 14 days. Flynn would never see a jail cell, even if a jury did buy it.
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 01:21 PM (7J5t2)
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DA's use the cost of the process all the time in order to extract a plea.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 12, 2018 01:23 PM (qC1Sy)

130 Trump's Dirty Deeds



Were they done dirty cheap?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2018 01:23 PM (OLCnA)

131
Which means they're protecting podesta...which is probably why lanny davis was his attorney.

minds splodes.
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 01:22 PM (7J5t2)

Great point.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2018 01:23 PM (NFEMn)

132 98 G. Gordon Liddy was a hard man.

One of my role models, for better or for worse.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 01:17 PM (xJa6I)

Not "was", is.
He's still alive.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2018 01:18 PM (NFEMn)

Not dead, that's true, just not sure how hard he is at this age.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 01:23 PM (xJa6I)

133 126
"Why not fly to Mount Doom on giant eagle back and toss in the ring? "



if Ben Roethlisberger did it, he'd accidentally pass it to a Nazgul flying below him.

Posted by: Whitey Bulger at December 12, 2018 01:23 PM (E0pGJ)
Kaepernick would be kneeling at the landing field back in Minas-Troney.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 12, 2018 01:24 PM (37IEG)

134 Little orange man bad.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 01:24 PM (BXMxN)

135 Donald needs to learn to keep it in his pants.

Posted by: ALH at December 12, 2018 01:19 PM (uLuPn)

Or, at least in Melania's pants.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 12, 2018 01:24 PM (3sjI6)

136 you know cohen is chanting "don't drop the soap" like some sort of meditation mantra over and over as he rides the bus.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 12, 2018 01:24 PM (MTjB1)

137 Not dead, that's true, just not sure how hard he is at this age.

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He's no Bob Dole.

Posted by: SH at December 12, 2018 01:24 PM (sX1BW)

138 With the Cohen sentencing, they're down to nothing but Louise Mensch level conspiracy theories.

My favorite: When Louise claimed that her "sources" (i.e., the voices inside her head) told her that Steve Bannon was going to get the death penalty for treason. And #TeamPatriot on Twitter all nodded solemnly. Not that I endorse mocking the mentally ill but in this case I heartily endorse mocking the living shit out of Louise Mensch and anyone like Rick Wilson or superspy Captain Dick Pic who encouraged her.

Posted by: Brewdog at December 12, 2018 01:24 PM (oNFAg)

139 123 Isn't the implicit threat of more time for not
saying stuff, a de facto abrogation of your RIGHT to not self
incriminate? Isn't it BLACKMAIL?

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 01:21 PM (NgKpN)
Oh, you're one of those crazy speedy trial by jury Constitutionalist guys right?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 12, 2018 01:22 PM (37IEG)

Yes, Proudly.

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 01:25 PM (NgKpN)

140 Obviously, no prosecutor intending on using a man as a witness in the future, would have him plead guilty to perjury, assuring he would have zero credibility as a witness

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at December 12, 2018 01:25 PM (Q7MNX)

141 Dirt cheap. Fark auto correct on this shit phone

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2018 01:25 PM (OLCnA)

142 Mikey-boy's about to add a couple of phrases to his vocabulary :

"Perforated Colon" and "Distended Anus".

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2018 01:25 PM (UnA8+)

143 From a 1995 piece on the G Man: "Pull back the curtain on the great and powerful G. Gordon Liddy, and you find Gordon, a short, bald old man who took a modest reality and parlayed it into a larger-than-life image that made him wealthy, famous, and sadly enough, somewhat influential. Indeed, in one of the ironies of our style-over-substance, media-saturated age, the poseur Liddy is every bit as wealthy, famous, and influential as another conservative talk host who has actually experienced the things that Liddy simply yammers about, including combat and running a major international intelligence operation. A host by the name of Oliver North"

Posted by: Tariff Pikachu at December 12, 2018 01:25 PM (bFOlv)

144 126 "Why not fly to Mount Doom on giant eagle back and toss in the ring? "

if Ben Roethlisberger did it, he'd accidentally pass it to a Nazgul flying below him.
Posted by: Whitey Bulger at December 12, 2018 01:23 PM (E0pGJ)

Jah, Nazgul was part of it, the Eye of Sauron was another. No way to avoid detecting flying there.

And, of course the real reason, the story wouldn't have been as interesting. Might as well ask why the Valar didn't just come back and kick Sauron's ass or why God didn't just 'fix' everything.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 01:25 PM (xJa6I)

145 If the FBI's charges were such bullshit and if Mueller was so hardup to squish him, instead of spending a million on pre-trial bullshit just man up and say let's go to trial, Papapapapdoilos did 14 days. Flynn would never see a jail cell, even if a jury did buy it.
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 01:21 PM (7J5t2)
--------------------

DA's use the cost of the process all the time in order to extract a plea.
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 12, 2018 01:23 PM (qC1Sy)

---------------

Yeah, this was a classic process as punishment case. It was also a warning to the World not to screw with Mewler, or you could be next.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 12, 2018 01:26 PM (ffYR/)

146 136 you know cohen is chanting "don't drop the soap" like some sort of meditation mantra over and over as he rides the bus.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 12, 2018 01:24 PM (MTjB1)

The Rape is the True Punishment.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2018 01:26 PM (UnA8+)

147 Michael Cohen Sentenced to Three Years


NOW will you Deplorables finally start listening to us???

Posted by: NeverTrumpers at December 12, 2018 01:26 PM (786Ro)

148 Trump paid Stormy $130,000. Stormy has to pay Trump $294,000 for legal fees. Her marriage blew up, lost custody of her daughter, maybe Trump should replace Cohen for Avenatti? The man's like a "rabbit-foot".

Posted by: pahound at December 12, 2018 01:26 PM (tqEEy)

149 Cohen is going to jail. Fine.

Not McCabe, Strozk, or Page, etc. etc.
But there is no deep state?
There certainly isn't equal justice.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2018 01:26 PM (r+sAi)

150 G. Gordon Liddy was a hard man.

One of my role models, for better or for worse.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 01:17 PM (xJa6I)

Not "was", is.
He's still alive.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2018 01:18 PM (NFEMn)

Not dead, that's true, just not sure how hard he is at this age.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 01:23 PM (xJa6I)

One word: Viagra.--G. Gordon Liddy

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 12, 2018 01:26 PM (3sjI6)

151 OT, but I'm listening to the BBC live feed waiting for the May vote. Playing sound bits from Parliament.

One of the few things I do envy the Brits of is the jeering that is allowed in Parliament. Our GOPe and Dem losers deserve a good jeer. Especially if Pelousy gets anointed speaker again.

OMG they just used the term "sticky wicket" on air. I didn't know that was a phrase still used!

Protestors waving EU flags in the background, because Of Course.

Posted by: LizLem at December 12, 2018 01:27 PM (hvf9s)

152 *SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART*

Too much curry...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at December 12, 2018 01:27 PM (vg8iE)

153 If he was really rating and had the goods on Trump, he wouldn't be going to jail.

Posted by: Archer at December 12, 2018 01:27 PM (gmo/4)

154 Yeah, am I the only one who remembers that damn Eagles of the Misty Mountains that saved the dwarves in the Battle of 5 Armies?

How many times did the Great Eagles save someone's bacon at the last minute in LotR? They saved Gandalf at least twice, helped in a couple of battles, helped defeat some Nazgul, and got Frodo and Sam out of Mount Doom.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 12, 2018 01:27 PM (9qZ3S)

155 Do people who say "If it's a witch hunt, they've found an awful lot of witches hardee har har" not realize that in every witch hunt they found and burned witches for witchcraft? That the first women accused of witchcraft would in turn accuse others of witchcraft and give false evidence against them in a play for clemency?


Posted by: Alec Leamas at December 12, 2018 01:27 PM (XAE+X)

156 Why not fly to Mount Doom . . .

Because then we couldn't have 9+ hours of Frodo and Sam gazing into one snother's eyes with homoerotic longing.

Posted by: Peter Jackson at December 12, 2018 01:27 PM (Wj6hd)

157 Huber will come.

Posted by: #TwoWeeks at December 12, 2018 01:27 PM (786Ro)

158
this is what got me about Flynn.


If the FBI's charges were such bullshit and if Mueller was so hardup to squish him, instead of spending a million on pre-trial bullshit just man up and say let's go to trial, Papapapapdoilos did 14 days. Flynn would never see a jail cell, even if a jury did buy it.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 01:21 PM (7J5t2)


I think in Flynn's case they had something on his son and mueller was going after him if Flynn didn't plead guilty.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 12, 2018 01:28 PM (TAmPV)

159 126 "Why not fly to Mount Doom on giant eagle back and toss in the ring? "

if Ben Roethlisberger did it, he'd accidentally pass it to a Nazgul flying below him.
Posted by: Whitey Bulger at December 12, 2018 01:23 PM (E0pGJ)

Yeah, but if the Nazgul were the Raider Secondary?

Would still be a SCORE!

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 01:28 PM (NgKpN)

160 Bloomberg News: Advisor: Cohen Will Tell All About Trump


Aka, When fake news has nothing.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 01:28 PM (ftdxp)

161 paying off a whore with your own cash sounds almost as bad as paying off congressional sexual harassment victims with taxpayer funds if you leave out the sexual harassment and the stealing taxpayer funds parts.

Posted by: x at December 12, 2018 01:28 PM (nFwvY)

162 when you look at it stormy daniels paid Trump $164,000 to fuck her!


he gets paid by adult film actresses to fuck them! This guy is so the man.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 12, 2018 01:28 PM (MTjB1)

163 G. Gordon Liddy's autobiography "Will" is one of the most entertaining books I've ever read.

He wanted to sabotage the air conditioners at the 1972 Democrat convention in Miami. That would have been priceless.

Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at December 12, 2018 01:28 PM (Q7MNX)

164 Bloomberg TV - Cohen will tell all about Trump. When CNBC isn't commie enough for you there's Bloomberg TV

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2018 01:28 PM (OLCnA)

165 Somehow I never realized taping conversations with clients and turning them over to prosecutors was something lawyers did. What good is a lawyer, then?
Posted by: spongeworthy at December 12, 2018 01:06 PM (35Slc)

Lawyer on David Webb's show the other day said he can't believe there isn't more outrage over the blasé from the legal profession over the loss of client atty privilege in this case which is one of the hallmarks of the US' legal system.

He also said what is the point now of going to a lawyer if 1. you know anything you say to them might be used against you if it was written down or recorded, even when it is an innocent question because, duh, you aren't a lawyer.
2. the lawyer blames the client for his own violations, another unethical thing.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 12, 2018 01:28 PM (L/94n)

166 Still Virile Vigorous and Potent!!
GOLD!!!

Posted by: George Gordon Liddy at December 12, 2018 01:29 PM (dKm4U)

167 Another great Chinese term, Wu Mao.

Wu Mao are paid to troll social media and websites attacking the critics of the communist party and China while also praising party policies. Some American dude in china made a video about them because he is a frequent target, funny video btw.

Without a doubt Democrats employ their own wu mao

Posted by: Wodun at December 12, 2018 01:29 PM (NDlpU)

168 Cohen will come.

Posted by: Bloomberg at December 12, 2018 01:29 PM (786Ro)

169 >>How many times did the Great Eagles save someone's bacon at the last minute in LotR? They saved Gandalf at least twice, helped in a couple of battles, helped defeat some Nazgul, and got Frodo and Sam out of Mount Doom.

Deus ex Machina is Latin for Big Fucking Eagles.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2018 01:29 PM (/tuJf)

170 Yes. It's as accurate as listing all the people that the Clinton's dealt with who winded up suspiciously dead. 

Thee are people who had some tenuous connection to Trump --however fleeting---who went to jail for crimes THEY committed --or were set up for.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2018 01:22 PM (NFEMn)

Ah yes, the Clinton connection, thank you, almost forgot.

I think the Deep State will be willing to throw the Clintons over the side, as the walls close in like on Frank Underwood. But I also think President Trump has no interest in that deal, and is ready to take as many heads as necessary. Merely sentencing Cohen to 3 years in jail despite demands for a stiff sentence might result in the Trump DOJ grabbing quite a few people to serve similar time in Guantanamo.

Posted by: trev006 at December 12, 2018 01:29 PM (qqEFK)

171 Oh, you're one of those crazy speedy trial by jury Constitutionalist guys right?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 12, 2018 01:22 PM (37IEG)



Yes, Proudly.

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 01:25 PM (NgKpN)
Oh, the new system where they charge with Felony Dog Walking, Felony Possession of Blue Jeans, Misdemeanor exhalation of CO2 and failure to yield the right of way on the stairs at the office, in addition to any crime you actually might have committed so they make sure you do time no matter what, but will agree to lenient sentencing if you'll plead guilty now and avoid the effort of a trail....is Sooooooooooo much better!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 12, 2018 01:29 PM (37IEG)

172 114 his is what got me about Flynn.

If the FBI's charges were such bullshit and if Mueller was so hardup to squish him, instead of spending a million on pre-trial bullshit just man up and say let's go to trial, Papapapapdoilos did 14 days. Flynn would never see a jail cell, even if a jury did buy it.
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 01:21 PM (7J5t2)

I think it is bc Mueller makes sure the court where the trial would take place is absolutely toxic for a R, even a General R, like Flynn. Mueller files this crap in DC to get his preferred audience/jury.

Posted by: Ever at December 12, 2018 01:30 PM (1Zh0U)

173 >>> "Why not fly to Mount Doom on giant eagle back and toss in the ring? " if Ben Roethlisberger did it, he'd accidentally pass it to a Nazgul flying below him.
Posted by: Whitey Bulger at December 12, 2018 01:23 PM (E0pGJ)

Kaepernik would just kneel to the Orcs straightaway and get beheaded. So this argument is moot.

Posted by: LizLem at December 12, 2018 01:30 PM (hvf9s)

174 I really don't care about any of this stuff. I know some people have to. I don't.


So my takeaway is... does ANYBODY think we're ever going to see a President elected again, in the near future, who will NOT be subjected to this type of monkey show? Of one sort or another?

This is our modern world. Presidential elections result in criminal prosecutions, and eventually, people are going to stop participating in Presidential elections. Or they're going to get better at hiding things from prosecutors. Or it'll get violent.


Because the only alternative is we have squeaky clean people running for office, and squeaky clean people all up and down their operations involved in the running for office, and hell, we know that's absolutely not possible.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2018 01:30 PM (9chmE)

175 I think the Kops must believe Cohen is a Keystone to their case against Trump.

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2018 01:30 PM (9rXxD)

176 Cohen better watch is ass in the joint! I hear tell Hannity has some deep, dark associations in the penal system.

Posted by: Fritz at December 12, 2018 01:30 PM (Z9C5C)

177 How many times did the Great Eagles save someone's bacon at the last minute in LotR? They saved Gandalf at least twice, helped in a couple of battles, helped defeat some Nazgul, and got Frodo and Sam out of Mount Doom.
Posted by: bonhomme at D




guess when a writer has the "oh fuck moment" where her realizes he has painted himself into a corner he really has no choice but the giant magic eagle.

for what it is worth, tolkien originally went with the giant ostrich but his editor nixed it.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 12, 2018 01:30 PM (MTjB1)

178 I think pretty much everyone with 2 brain cells to rub together is aware Cohen is the sort who absolutely would totally make up anything to avoid jail time, 100%. So if this is a "squeeze play" it means that there's probably nothing of substance that Cohen has left to give. Cohen would certainly be willing to make something up. But of course Mueller would need something more than some clearly fabricated story about Trump from a shiftless character like Cohen. He'd need some kind of evidence and corroboration. But if there's none to give, there's none to give. One can't get blood from a stone.

Posted by: Nonapod at December 12, 2018 01:30 PM (CLP9I)

179 Cohen's motivation to give anything largely disappears past-sentencing. He/they have, generally, a year following sentencing to return to court and seek a reduced sentence based on new info.cooperation. (Rule 35, Federal Rules of Criminal Procedure)

This is rarely done. They wait to squeeze the lemon completely dry before sentencing, it's easier.

Posted by: Bones at December 12, 2018 01:31 PM (qV2j6)

180 Her marriage blew up, lost custody of her daughter, maybe Trump should replace Cohen for Avenatti? The man's like a "rabbit-foot".
Posted by: pahound at December 12, 2018 01:26 PM (tqEEy)

By the way, Avenetti was in the courtroom for Cohen's sentencing. What's the prior history regarding these two? Avenetti said from when he first appeared on the scene that Cohen was a shyster and would be spending time in jail.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 12, 2018 01:31 PM (L/94n)

181 The left is convinced there is a vast treasure house of deep,dark dirt on Trump.There ain't.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 01:31 PM (BXMxN)

182 Lawyer on David Webb's show the other day said he can't believe there
isn't more outrage over the blase from the legal profession over the
loss of client atty privilege in this case which is one of the hallmarks
of the US' legal system.


This is what I keep yapping about. Did I miss a memo or something?

Do we not do "taint teams" anymore?


Posted by: mikeyG at December 12, 2018 01:31 PM (LL1Be)

183 169
>>How many times did the Great Eagles save someone's bacon at the
last minute in LotR? They saved Gandalf at least twice, helped in a
couple of battles, helped defeat some Nazgul, and got Frodo and Sam out
of Mount Doom.



Deus ex Machina is Latin for Big Fucking Eagles.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2018 01:29 PM (/tuJf)
Tolkien himself acknowledged this point. Which is why someone (everyone points at the Hobbits) had to walk the damn thing into Mount Doom.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 12, 2018 01:31 PM (37IEG)

184 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Jeb! at December 12, 2018 01:32 PM (786Ro)

185 181 The left is convinced there is a vast treasure house of deep,dark dirt on Trump.There ain't.
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 01:31 PM (BXMxN)

It's the same location where all the money is stored to pay for Medicare for All.

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2018 01:32 PM (9rXxD)

186 Bloomberg News: Advisor: Cohen Will Tell All About Trump
--------------------------------------------------------------------

Well, what's he waiting for?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2018 01:32 PM (NFEMn)

187 I thought Cohen and Tom Arnold were going to team up and take down Trump.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2018 01:32 PM (OLCnA)

188 170 I think the Deep State will be willing to throw the Clintons over the side, as the walls close in like on Frank Underwood. But I also think President Trump has no interest in that deal, and is ready to take as many heads as necessary. Merely sentencing Cohen to 3 years in jail despite demands for a stiff sentence might result in the Trump DOJ grabbing quite a few people to serve similar time in Guantanamo.
Posted by: trev006 at December 12, 2018 01:29 PM (qqEFK)


I'd let Bill and Baba Yaga walk on EVERYTHING if they'd deliver King Barry and ValJar to the gallows.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2018 01:33 PM (UnA8+)

189 One vastly irritating thing about the core leftist line is the list of Trump associates eirher on trial or in jail.

It's an accurate list, yes, but it's like saying "Look how many Jews Germany put in concentration camps! Wow, they must have done something, am I right?!"
Posted by: trev006 at December 12, 2018 01:18 PM (qqEFK)



Or if you really want to piss them off: "So I guess you're
saying that means all those blacks in prison are where they belong, right?"

Posted by: Hooray for Boobies at December 12, 2018 01:33 PM (SOgjZ)

190 Well, what's he waiting for?
Posted by: JoeF. at D




wants to know if the surprise anal rumors about prison are true. if they are he is never going to talk to mueller.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 12, 2018 01:33 PM (MTjB1)

191 Mueller proves nothing. He extorts guilty pleas with threats of further harassment.

NONE of his charges have seen a jury.

In essence, he has *deemed* these to be campaign finance violations by coercing Cohen to say they are.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2018 01:33 PM (oVJmc)

192 It really would be interesting for someone with knowledge of the facts and the law to explain how attorney-client privilege was overcome so completely in the case of Cohen's records and tapes. It seems now that the court was relying entirely on the Mueller/SDNY novel interpretation of campaign finance law that has no foundation in case law or statute. It appears at first glance that the court accepted the Mueller/SDNY assertion that what's on the tapes constitutes criminal activity because we said so. Of course it must have helped that the judge was Bill Clinton's failed nominee for attorney general.

Posted by: Brewdog at December 12, 2018 01:33 PM (oNFAg)

193 Yeah, this was a classic process as punishment case. It was also a warning to the World not to screw with Mewler, or you could be next.

===

you saw what happened with Concordia ... mueller actually said "whoa...no speedy trial, we never expected to go to trial"

flynn was either playing 9th dimensional chess or made some really bad decisions.

Day one of trial "Mr. FBI agent, did you read him miranda" no "did you tell him it was an official interview" no. "what evidence do you have" a 302 form "I see, and when did you sign it" 8 months after the inteview.

defense is done with this witness.

you talk about DC juries but you think a homeboy is going to be pro-FBI?

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 01:33 PM (7J5t2)

194 159
126 "Why not fly to Mount Doom on giant eagle back and toss in the ring? "

What if the golden snitch distracted them in the middle of the dive bombing run?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 12, 2018 01:34 PM (37IEG)

195 Editor:"But wont it be really hard for Frodo and Sam to escape the lava?"
Tolkien:"Super easy,barely an inconvenience..."

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 01:34 PM (BXMxN)

196
I don't think Cohen will have a tough of time in prison as most people think. If he doesn't rat out to the feds and SDNY and does his time he'll have some respect behind bars

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 12, 2018 01:34 PM (TAmPV)

197 185 The money pit on Oak Island.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 01:34 PM (BXMxN)

198 Editor:"But wont it be really hard for Frodo and Sam to escape the lava?"
Tolkien:"Super easy,barely an inconvenience..."
Posted by: steevy at D




tolkien: they have huge feet duh.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 12, 2018 01:35 PM (MTjB1)

199 181 The left is convinced there is a vast treasure house of deep,dark dirt on Trump.There ain't.
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 01:31 PM (BXMxN)

the left in Washington understands that even being investigated makes you look bad.

They won't get Trump legally for anything, this is all a Political operation, using Federal Government resources and paid for by our Tax dollars.

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 01:35 PM (NgKpN)

200 The left is convinced there is a vast treasure house of deep,dark dirt on Trump.There ain't. Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 01:31 PM (BXMxN)

They are licking their chops about Trump's impeachment on lefty media. Assume it's going to happen because Muh Campaign Shenanigans!!! Why they gleefully keep setting themselves up for crushing, SJW crying meme style disappointment, where Trump once agains Triumphs over them, I don't know.

Posted by: LizLem at December 12, 2018 01:35 PM (hvf9s)

Two Great Chinese Words for SJWs and Limousine Liberals

Baizuo, which I think is pronounced BAI-tzwuh, meaning "white left:"

Baizuo [Chinese & IPA characters omitted], literally "white left"]) is a derogatory Chinese neologism used to refer to Western leftist liberal elites. It refers to the left faction in the culture wars in Western politics, implying support of multiculturalism, political correctness and positive discrimination.

In more than 400 answers submitted by Zhihu users during 2015 to May 2017, the term is defined as referring to those who are hypocritically "obsessed with political correctness" in order to "satisfy their own feeling of moral superiority" motivated from an "ignorant and arrogant" Western-centric worldview who "pity the rest of the world and think they are saviours". A related term is shengmu ([Chinese characters omitted], literally "holy mother", title for the mother of an emperor), a sarcastic reference to those whose political opinions are guided by emotions and a hypocritical show of selflessness and empathy, represented by celebrities such as J. K. Rowling and Emma Watson.

Well, the Chinese will be ruling us in 50 years. So at least we know they'll be putting the SJWs in work-camps for us.

And speaking of baizuo...



Sure took them a long time to tell us what dozens of witnesses were reporting, huh?

And notice the French media didn't report this either -- but they surely knew as well.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:06 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: Thanatopsis at December 12, 2018 12:05 PM (5E/ly)

2 Says you, Gwailo.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at December 12, 2018 12:05 PM (zt1Ym)

3 2nd!

Posted by: Thanatopsis at December 12, 2018 12:05 PM (5E/ly)

4 They'll be putting SJWs in blue boxes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2018 12:06 PM (ptqGC)

5 I'm feeling a little grey today.

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2018 12:06 PM (F4u7C)

6 Hmm. One shade of...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2018 12:06 PM (PxTjI)

7 Even the chinese make fun of you, leftards. Be proud. You're the laughing stock of the WORLD.

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2018 12:06 PM (F4u7C)

8 The left will be the death and destruction of us.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2018 12:06 PM (OLCnA)

9 I see no need to invent new words to describe SJWs. We already have many which we can share with them.

Posted by: pep at December 12, 2018 12:07 PM (TpAxy)

10 Any man don't call nood spend a night in the box.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 12, 2018 12:07 PM (sf1AO)

11 Fifty Bails of Hay: Ace of Spades edition.

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2018 12:07 PM (F4u7C)

12 I for one will welcome our Chinese masters. I wonder if they'll let me be in charge of a SJW work camp? I'll be kind. *shifty eyes*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2018 12:07 PM (ptqGC)

13 Fifty Bails of Hay

**cough**bales**cough**

Posted by: pep at December 12, 2018 12:08 PM (TpAxy)

14 Gray or Grey?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at December 12, 2018 12:08 PM (2sCft)

15 Well framed, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2018 12:08 PM (uGgbX)

16 Grey boxes are TIGHT!

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2018 12:08 PM (llxrS)

17 AND they call Trump something like "super, highly esteemed grandpa".

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2018 12:08 PM (KnB23)

18 represented by celebrities such as J. K. Rowling and Emma Watson.

Coming soon to Nickelodeon: Two Stupid C*nts

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2018 12:08 PM (F4u7C)

19 Will fetch.

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 12:08 PM (+ZMGe)

20 Well, the Chinese will be ruling us in 50 years. So at least we know they'll be putting the SJWs in work-camps for us.

--

Weren't we saying this same thing about Japan like 25 years ago?

Not to say I'm naive that *someone* won't be ruling us in 50 years, but I'm not convinced it'll be the Chinese.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2018 12:08 PM (KUaJL)

21 3 years for Cohen.
Life + 419 for Fields.
Trumpalos just can't get a break.

Posted by: Tariff Pikachu at December 12, 2018 12:08 PM (bFOlv)

22 I see the light!

Posted by: pep at December 12, 2018 12:09 PM (TpAxy)

23 What's Chinese for Grey Right?

Posted by: irright at December 12, 2018 12:09 PM (pMGkg)

24 **cough**bales**cough**
Posted by: pep at December 12, 2018 12:08 PM (TpAxy)


Yeah yeah.....spelling nazi.

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2018 12:09 PM (F4u7C)

25 I actually liked the grey on gray better.

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2018 12:09 PM (F4u7C)

26 Ace to barrel. Ace to barrel.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 12, 2018 12:09 PM (zcM+Q)

27 For some reason the Chinese really like Aquaman.People say because of the redhead chick.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 12:09 PM (BXMxN)

28 1. Cohen gets 3 years in jail
2. ????
3. Trump impeached. Glorious socialist utopia is started

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2018 12:09 PM (OLCnA)

29 Definition and characterization right on point. Brilliant.

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2018 12:09 PM (80Uh3)

30 How do you say white right in Chinese?

Posted by: mikeyG at December 12, 2018 12:09 PM (LL1Be)

31 A related term is shengmu "

There's a sheng mu "palace" in Houston. Big gold ball on top. Weird looking...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2018 12:10 PM (PxTjI)

32 But no,the Chinese will never own us anymore than the Japanese ever did.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 12:10 PM (BXMxN)

33 It's good to learn new words.

Learning is good.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2018 12:10 PM (0tfLf)

34 Derbyshire discusses the "baijuo" term at length in one of his podcasts.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 12:10 PM (Bdeb0)

35 "shengmu " - Ouch, that one hits the mark!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 12:10 PM (W+vEI)

36 Ace to barrel. Ace to barrel.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 12, 2018 12:09 PM (zcM+Q)


We usually cut him some slack in an effort to prevent him from locking his account out again.

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2018 12:10 PM (F4u7C)

37 I see no need to invent new words to describe SJWs. We already have many which we can share with them.
Posted by: pep


The editor of Ricochet had a shit-fit when writers started using SJW last year, the time when only a sliver of the blogosphere had ever heard of it.

She called it cliche.

Last year.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2018 12:11 PM (ZejZP)

38 Even the chinese make fun of you, leftards. Be proud. You're the laughing stock of the WORLD.
Posted by: Sponge


I see a chink in the left's armor.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 12:11 PM (ftdxp)

39
Willowed from previous thread:

For those of you who requested the Official AoSHQ Classical Music Playlist (TM) files (link in nic), my nearby Costco didn't have the 32 GB flash drives I use, so I had to order them. Then when they come in I have to get each one synched to the playlist on my computer, which isn't a short process. So please be patient with me.

Right now I have only one (1) drive and that one I'll be mailing out today to a requester who's going on deployment soon. I hope you'll understand.

For those of you who either have V.1 or have requested, you can play them any way you want, but there actually is an order to playing them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 12:11 PM (LsBY9)

40 You been here four hour -

You Go Now!

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2018 12:11 PM (uGgbX)

41 Weren't we saying this same thing about Japan like 25 years ago? "

Si.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2018 12:11 PM (PxTjI)

42 Weren't we saying this same thing about Japan like 25 years ago?

We were, but the future belongs to those who show up. Japan largely doesn't anymore. China is facing the same situation. So are we, but to a lesser extent.

Funny thing: as a country gets richer, the young cease to be so interested in working until they drop.

Posted by: pep at December 12, 2018 12:11 PM (TpAxy)

43 I missed the last thread but thank for the prayers for my Sister In Law

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2018 12:11 PM (dKiJG)

44
It's sad to imagine we'll be pulling rickshaws for those little commie fucks.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2018 12:11 PM (/OSN/)

45 30 How do you say white right in Chinese?


Posted by: mikeyG at December 12, 2018 12:09 PM



What's Chinese for "target?"

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2018 12:11 PM (0tfLf)

46
Not to say I'm naive that *someone* won't be ruling us in 50 years, but I'm not convinced it'll be the Chinese.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously


Uighurs from Mexico.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2018 12:11 PM (aKsyK)

47 Kevin Hart schlonged by Holy Mothers. Wait...

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2018 12:12 PM (80Uh3)

48 Reminds me of the old parody website "Stuff White People Like"

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com

Posted by: Hands at December 12, 2018 12:12 PM (786Ro)

49 >>Ace to barrel. Ace to barrel.


Barrel is too big for Ace.

We have an old Brandy Cask we use for these occasions.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2018 12:12 PM (uGgbX)

50 There's a sheng mu "palace" in Houston. Big gold ball on top. Weird looking...
Posted by: Anon a mouse


All you can eat $13.99?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 12:12 PM (ftdxp)

51 I see a chink in the left's armor.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 12:11 PM


***********

ISWYDT

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2018 12:12 PM (0tfLf)

52
I see a chink in the left's armor.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 12:11 PM (ftdxp)


See? And I was going to go that route......opportunity lost.

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2018 12:13 PM (F4u7C)

53 I see a chink in the left's armor."

Snort

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2018 12:13 PM (PxTjI)

54
There's a sheng mu "palace" in Houston.

Where?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 12:13 PM (LsBY9)

55 Not to say I'm naive that *someone* won't be ruling us in 50 years, but I'm not convinced it'll be the Chinese.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously

Uighurs from Mexico



Boston Dynamics

Posted by: pep at December 12, 2018 12:13 PM (TpAxy)

56 In 50 years God Emperor Barron the First will rule the world.What is left of it....

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 12:13 PM (BXMxN)

57 The only way the Chinese rule America in 50 years, is if they buy it from the current owners, the Central Banks.

Don't see it.

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 12:13 PM (NgKpN)

58 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 12:11 PM (LsBY9)

Never heard of this before, but nice list.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2018 12:13 PM (KUaJL)

59
Dammit Ace. We had a good gun thread going down there.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2018 12:13 PM (8XRCm)

60 OT: Cohen sentenced to three years.

Posted by: Bert G at December 12, 2018 12:13 PM (OMsf+)

61 I come from Alabama with a baijuo on my knee.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2018 12:13 PM (aKsyK)

62 What's Chinese for "target?"

Tar-jay?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2018 12:13 PM (PxTjI)

63 We were, but the future belongs to those who show up. Japan largely doesn't anymore. China is facing the same situation. So are we, but to a lesser extent.

Funny thing: as a country gets richer, the young cease to be so interested in working until they drop.

Posted by: pep


When TSHTF, no workee = no eatee.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 12:14 PM (ftdxp)

64 >>Not to say I'm naive that *someone* won't be ruling us in 50 years, but I'm not convinced it'll be the Chinese. Posted by: joe, living dangerously

Ants.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 12:14 PM (Bdeb0)

65


If Firefly is accurate, we need to be incorporating Chinese into our language. Or at least the cuss words.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 12:14 PM (HaL55)

66 Reminds me of the old parody website "Stuff White People Like"

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com
Posted by: Hands


hanzismatter.blogspot.com

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2018 12:14 PM (ZejZP)

67
Still no host for the Oscars show?

Still failing to see a problem there.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2018 12:14 PM (pNxlR)

68 The Chinese can barely rule China, which is populated by Chinese who are disposed to be ruled.

Great word, though. Love it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 12:14 PM (xJa6I)

69 #136 My So-Called Life
#135 Roller Derby
#134 The TED Conference
#133 The World Cup
#132 Picking their own Fruit
#131 Conan O'Brien
#130 Ray-Ban Wayfarers
#129 Banksy

Posted by: Hands at December 12, 2018 12:14 PM (786Ro)

70 What's Chinese for Cucked Republican's?

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2018 12:14 PM (r9UYA)

71 >>Boston Dynamics



via Alexa, who will be barking out the orders from your appliances, your car navigation system, your phone, your smoke alarm...

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 12:14 PM (W+vEI)

72 >>Ants.


I, for one, welcome our new Ant Overloards.

Posted by: Kent Brockman at December 12, 2018 12:14 PM (uGgbX)

73 >>61 I come from Alabama with a baijuo on my knee. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2018 12:13 PM (aKsyK)

"Paddle faster, I hear baijuo!"

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 12:14 PM (Bdeb0)

74
This isn't my fault.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 12:15 PM (LsBY9)

75 Mr. Ace, I don't feel so good...

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2018 12:15 PM (KUaJL)

76 Nice.

Ban yourself, Ace and you will have pulled off the Triple Lindy!

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2018 12:15 PM (uGgbX)

77 What's Chinese for "target?"

Tar-jay?
Posted by: Anon a mouse


Tar-jay is French.
Along with John Claude Pen-yay.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 12:15 PM (ftdxp)

78 I think Pixy has been taken over by inebriated monkeys.

Posted by: pep at December 12, 2018 12:15 PM (TpAxy)

79 Love the new arrangement. Can we keep it?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 12, 2018 12:15 PM (vbvxt)

80 Ace!

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 12:15 PM (BXMxN)

81 Gray on Grey AND centered!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2018 12:15 PM (F4u7C)

82 Whoa shit. Centered and gray!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 12:15 PM (ftdxp)

83 well, since the Chinese are a minority, it'd be racist to disagree with their assessment of the evil white menace.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 12:16 PM (7J5t2)

84 Whoa. Boxy *and* centered.

Posted by: Bert G at December 12, 2018 12:16 PM (OMsf+)

85 Ace not sleeping again or something?

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2018 12:16 PM (F4u7C)

86 Allahu Akbar is just like a Christian saying Oh God you wingnuts.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 12:16 PM (BXMxN)

87 FAARRRRTTTTTT!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2018 12:16 PM (ZejZP)

88 I find it funny that in the three laundry's in the area, all are run by Chinese.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2018 12:16 PM (0tfLf)

89 Also, stop picking on the French, the biggest danger of a terror attack is a backlash against the vital muslim population which provides the french with tasty food recipes.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 12:16 PM (7J5t2)

90 Very feng shui thread!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 12:17 PM (W+vEI)

91
LOOSE TAGS SINK SHIPS..... or some....thing.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2018 12:17 PM (8XRCm)

92
There's an Anazon package of Centerium on the front stoop. Will the owner be so kind as to claim it?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2018 12:17 PM (pNxlR)

93 Well, at least we know it's Ace and not an imposter.

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 12:17 PM (+ZMGe)

94 "The Chinese can barely rule China"

and still that's only done at the pointy end of a barrel aimed at a populous so uneducated and defeated they're unable to even imagine freedoms of the west.If the Chinese were to revolt, the chi-coms wouldn't have a chance but alas, that;ll never happen.

Posted by: IP at December 12, 2018 12:17 PM (dM3St)

95 Tar-jay?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2018 12:13 PM (PxTjI)


That's French.

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2018 12:17 PM (F4u7C)

96 Went to the big manufacturing show in Chicago 15 or so years past. The Chinese had some equipment on display there. Not great but improving. The Japs were laughing at their equipment. To them I said laugh while you can. Those Chinese mean business and guess who their target is? Hint: who invaded Mancheria?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 12, 2018 12:17 PM (zcM+Q)

97 If Firefly is accurate, we need to be incorporating Chinese into our language. Or at least the cuss words.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy


You don't already?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 12:17 PM (ftdxp)

98 One America News
@OANN
#BREAKING: Michael Cohen is sentenced to 3-years in prison after pleading guilty to tax evasion, campaign finance violations, and lying to banks

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 12, 2018 12:17 PM (BqBId)

99 Strasbourg gunman shouted "Allahu Akbar" as he carried out attack

He was a good boy.

Posted by: Mama Macron at December 12, 2018 12:17 PM (vtcmf)

100 Ace is just toying with us.
Or his new shelves fell again and smashed his keyboard.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2018 12:17 PM (0tfLf)

101 of course, an even worse backlash than looking sideways at muslims just because they're an invasive destructive force is that there could be a rise in nationalism, which we all know is the worst thing ever.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 12:17 PM (7J5t2)

102 The Ant-Martian takeover was foretold:

"Yea verily, grey will fall upon the blog. Then it will be that the red and black scorned beneath the earth will join with the greys unknown above it, in union multilegged and big-eyed, and man will be overcome."

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 12:17 PM (Bdeb0)

103 Where? "

Westpark, near the EZ Tag place.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2018 12:17 PM (PxTjI)

104 The Baizuo can bite me

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 12:18 PM (NWiLs)

105 All the fonts are goooooone
And the margins' gray
I've been barrelled for awhile
Once Ace has his saaaay

I'd be safe and wa-rm
If I got away,
Pixy blogging dreamin'
On such a screwed up day!

Posted by: The Mommies and the Daddies at December 12, 2018 12:18 PM (nEOLy)

106 >>Or his new shelves fell again and smashed his keyboard.


How do shelves fall out of the box and off of the floor?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2018 12:18 PM (uGgbX)

107 The Chinese will be lucky to be a unified country in fifty years.

Meanwhile, Trump continues to press on trade issues, getting the Chinese to concede to reducing auto tariffs from 40% to 15%, and open up their markets to greater access by foreign companies.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 12, 2018 12:18 PM (wCmLp)

108
So "Noel" is French for "Christmas Season?"

And Strassbourg is the "capital" of the Christmas season??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2018 12:18 PM (/OSN/)

109 This blog's Grey Box phenomenon is a precursor to the "grey goo" apocalypse scenario often discussed in AI and robotics circles.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2018 12:18 PM (KUaJL)

110 well, since the Chinese are a minority, it'd be racist to disagree with their assessment of the evil white menace.
Posted by: billionaires!


Since when is 1.3 billion a minority?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 12:19 PM (ftdxp)

111 What's Chinese for Cucked Republican's?

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2018 12:14 PM



"H1-B"

Means the same in Hindi, too.

Posted by: Hands at December 12, 2018 12:19 PM (786Ro)

112 I mean look at Sweden, sure there's a national rape epidemic sponsored by the providers of tasty recipes but even worse, there's a rise of nationalism in response to the recipes...a response without evidence.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 12:19 PM (7J5t2)

113 94 "The Chinese can barely rule China"

and still that's only done at the pointy end of a barrel aimed at a populous so uneducated and defeated they're unable to even imagine freedoms of the west.If the Chinese were to revolt, the chi-coms wouldn't have a chance but alas, that;ll never happen.
Posted by: IP at December 12, 2018 12:17 PM (dM3St)

Oh it'll happen, dunno when. But China is constantly fragmenting, uniting, fragmenting again. It may take centuries for change to come, but it always does.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 12:19 PM (xJa6I)

114 That's French"

Funny. The few times I've been in one everything is from china...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2018 12:19 PM (PxTjI)

115 you may see a known wolf terrorist but I see a Gambian rocket scientist who cured cancer.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 12:19 PM (7J5t2)

116 BREAKING: Strasbourg gunman 'shouted "Allahu Akbar God is Great"' as he carried out attack

FIFY

Posted by: Jake Tapper at December 12, 2018 12:19 PM (8ih7B)

117 >>99 Strasbourg gunman shouted "Allahu Akbar" as he carried out attack

Don't know where I heard it, but someone was joking about the hijinx that would ensue if someone gave that as their name for their cup at the Starbucks in CIA HQ.

"Holyfuckthey're INSIDE!"

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 12:20 PM (Bdeb0)

118 Meanwhile, Trump continues to press on trade issues, getting the Chinese to concede to reducing auto tariffs from 40% to 15%, and open up their markets to greater access by foreign companies.


And I'm sure the average Chinese who buys an American car will pay no price whatsoever for his effrontery.

Posted by: pep at December 12, 2018 12:20 PM (TpAxy)

119 107 The Chinese will be lucky to be a unified country in fifty years.

Meanwhile, Trump continues to press on trade issues, getting the Chinese to concede to reducing auto tariffs from 40% to 15%, and open up their markets to greater access by foreign companies.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 12, 2018 12:18 PM (wCmLp)

But, but...I've been assured that he's cornered and on the way out. That Trump is stupid and hated by everyone overseas!

Muh worldview!!!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 12:20 PM (xJa6I)

120 Both Theresa May Of England & Emmanuel Macron of France face no confidence votes, Europe is in the shitter

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 12, 2018 12:20 PM (BqBId)

121 Since when is 1.3 billion a minority?

==

check your privilege. you can't use numbers to determine if someone is a minority.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 12:20 PM (7J5t2)

122 @OANN
#BREAKING: Michael Cohen is sentenced to 3-years in prison after pleading guilty to tax evasion, campaign finance violations, and lying to banks
Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 12, 2018 12:17 PM (BqBId)




Compare and contrast to the AP tweet, which states that he was sentenced for "crimes including hush-money payments that prosecutors say Trump ordered."


And those assholes can't figure out why no one trusts their reporting.

Posted by: Bert G at December 12, 2018 12:20 PM (OMsf+)

123 It's my understanding that Trump specifically told Cohen to use PRIVATE funds to pay the whores off. If he used campaign funds, isn't that HIS problem?

Also, still not impeachable.

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2018 12:20 PM (F4u7C)

124 -
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BREAKING: Strasbourg gunman 'shouted "Allahu Akbar"' as he carried out attac.

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Why doesn't the press translate that for us. Not every one speaks Russian.

Posted by: irright at December 12, 2018 12:20 PM (pMGkg)

125
He pleaded to campaign finance violations??

1. What campaign finance violation??
2. Campaign finance violations are barely misdemeanors, anyway.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2018 12:20 PM (/OSN/)

126 in before the inevitable backlash against peaceful moose slimes?

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2018 12:21 PM (YtJs4)

127 BREAKING: Strasbourg gunman 'shouted "Allahu Akbar God is Great"' as he carried out attack


===

the media loves to conflate God and Allah. These are not the same.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 12:21 PM (7J5t2)

128 118 Meanwhile, Trump continues to press on trade issues, getting the Chinese to concede to reducing auto tariffs from 40% to 15%, and open up their markets to greater access by foreign companies.


And I'm sure the average Chinese who buys an American car will pay no price whatsoever for his effrontery.
Posted by: pep at December 12, 2018 12:20 PM (TpAxy)

Buying American? It'll be a HUGE hit to their social credit.

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 12:21 PM (NgKpN)

129 Macron is president,the PM is the one that gets the no confidence vote.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 12:21 PM (BXMxN)

130 120
Both Theresa May Of England Emmanuel Macron of France face no confidence votes, Europe is in the shitter

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 12, 2018 12:20 PM (BqBId)
Elitists both. I don't see too much downside here.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 12, 2018 12:21 PM (jxbfJ)

131 Trump continues to press on trade issues"

Was chuckling the other day when the NBC bunch were all "but the Chinese haven't made the same announcement as Trump, so clearly he's lying"

Twatwaffles

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2018 12:21 PM (PxTjI)

132 7 Even the chinese make fun of you, leftards. Be proud. You're the laughing stock of the WORLD.
Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2018 12:06 PM (F4u7C)


Consider the irony: the term "political correctness" came from Red China. Mao, to be precise.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2018 12:21 PM (B6Nsl)

133 the media loves to conflate God and Allah. These are not the same.
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Do you expect the Godless to know that?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 12, 2018 12:21 PM (yiBOx)

134 "...referring to those who are hypocritically "obsessed with political
correctness" in order to "satisfy their own feeling of moral
superiority" motivated from an "ignorant and arrogant" Western-centric
worldview who "pity the rest of the world and think they are saviours".


yeah, well, those under commie rule need a savior, but that comes by allowing individual liberty ... not under "Capitalist Government" (which would put economics above liberty, and have 2Big2Fail/Jail criminals ruling US) ... but one nation under God ... liberty and justice for all.


Under the umbrella of freedom and liberty, "capitalism" can make a healthy economy, but there must be restrictions (monopolies, bribery, human rights, clean industry, etc.).


The SJWs are just idiots falling for the Soros agitprop ... but many are ready to sacrifice Lady Liberty to keep their stock market bubble going, via fake money, fake news, and a JustUs System that protects the villains.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2018 12:22 PM (Cus5s)

135 He pleaded to campaign finance violations??

1. What campaign finance violation??
2. Campaign finance violations are barely misdemeanors, anyway.

==

yeah, well, it's illegal when republicans do stuff.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 12:22 PM (7J5t2)

136 To them I said laugh while you can. Those Chinese mean business and guess who their target is? Hint: who invaded Mancheria?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 12, 2018 12:17 PM (zcM+Q)



To them I would say, look familiar? This is you, fifty years ago.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 12, 2018 12:22 PM (vbvxt)

137 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 12:11 PM (LsBY9)

My friend, those that can't wait patiently for this music, should go listen to crap music!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 12:22 PM (f3oO4)

138 125
He pleaded to campaign finance violations??

1. What campaign finance violation??
2. Campaign finance violations are barely misdemeanors, anyway.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2018 12:20 PM (/OSN/)

Yeah, I thought it was Tax evasion.

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 12:22 PM (NgKpN)

139 Buying American? It'll be a HUGE hit to their social credit.
Posted by: Don Q



My point.

Posted by: pep at December 12, 2018 12:22 PM (TpAxy)

140 He was surely turning his life around. If he'd only had a job.

Posted by: Mama Macron at December 12, 2018 12:22 PM (vtcmf)

141 Funny. The few times I've been in one everything is from china...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2018 12:19 PM (PxTjI)


Everything everywhere is from China.......or a Russian bot.

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2018 12:22 PM (F4u7C)

142 >>He pleaded to campaign finance violations??


What office ws he running for?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2018 12:23 PM (uGgbX)

143 He pleaded to campaign finance violations??

1. What campaign finance violation??
2. Campaign finance violations are barely misdemeanors, anyway.

====

for republicans, a candidates NDA are now retroactively a campaign contribution that must be reported...and not reporting these are worse that hitler.

2. campaign finance laws require jail time for republicans.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 12:23 PM (7J5t2)

144 133 the media loves to conflate God and Allah. These are not the same.
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Do you expect the Godless to know that?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 12, 2018 12:21 PM (yiBOx)

==========

"All monotheistic religions are exactly the same thing. Also, there's no such thing as only two genders."
-Very smart progressive who gave up a major in engineering to pursue gender studies

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 12:23 PM (ANN96)

145 Well, the Chinese will be ruling us in 50 years. So at least we know they'll be putting the SJWs in work-camps for us.

There won't be any "us" in 50 years. By then the baizuo will have succeeded in wiping themselves out along with most other Americans. If the Chinese will be ruling over anything, they'll be ruling over a combination of Mexicans and Muslims, and those groups aren't even high minded enough to embrace ideals (however hypocritically) that would cause them to be SJWs. They expend very little thought on anything outside their animal appetites. China might not think it's worth it. It would be like ruling over a giant Venezuela.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2018 12:23 PM (/qEW2)

146

Yeah, what campaign was Cohen working for??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2018 12:23 PM (/OSN/)

147 Allahu Akbar = Praise Satan

Posted by: Chris M at December 12, 2018 12:23 PM (eAZVt)

148 Why do these people hate Admiral Akbar so much, and what do they expect the French to do about it?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 12, 2018 12:24 PM (iys0/)

149 It's a brave new world. Now to get a criminal, you attack their lawyer and get him to violate attorney client priv. No big deal, it's only against GOP politicians ... the worst type of criminal.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 12:24 PM (7J5t2)

150 Holy shit guys homelessness is on the rise per Drudge/CBS News!!!

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/homelessness-on-the-rise-in-some-u-s-cities/

!!!!

This has been a problem on and off for as long as I can remember. It was a terrible problem in the 80s, all the way through 1992, and then it seemed to miraculously get better until around 2001 when it became such a huge major big tremendous problem. Luckily it solved itself again from 2009 until now, when it's become a terrible human crisistragedy.

Man!!!!! I wish the media would just come out and TELL us what keeps causing it to be a big problem and then not be a big problem so we knew what to do about it. Like, I'm just spitballing, but from the timeframe I listed above, it almost looks like if we just elect a Democratic President, we can solve homelessness.

I wish they'd just tell us that so I can go do it. I mean I'm glad the economy's better under Trump but obviously he's taking away people's homes so I never would have written in Ted Cruz in 2016 if I'da known.

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at December 12, 2018 12:24 PM (xFkiy)

151 >>Do you expect the Godless to know that?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 12, 2018 12:21 PM (yiBOx)

Zod is godless. Zod also knows that Allah and the Christian God are not the same.

Carry on.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 12:24 PM (Bdeb0)

152
The best proof that Islam is a political movement and not a religion is the zeal with which anti-religious bigots in the West defend it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 12:24 PM (LsBY9)

153 Allahu Akbar = Praise Satan
Posted by: Chris M at December 12, 2018 12:23 PM (eAZVt)


Yeah, that has NOTHING to do with God being great. It does NOT translate correctly.

Allahu Akbar = I go 'splodey

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2018 12:24 PM (F4u7C)

154 It's sad to imagine we'll be pulling rickshaws for those little commie fucks.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 12, 2018 12:11 PM (/OSN/)


Fun factoid: the rickshaw was invented by an American physician in Japan, who did so to transport his disabled wife.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2018 12:25 PM (B6Nsl)

155 Zod is godless.


I thought Zod WAS God.

Posted by: pep at December 12, 2018 12:25 PM (TpAxy)

156 and humans are only fodder for their dreams of ruling the world

Posted by: bah at December 12, 2018 12:25 PM (fE+0o)

157 It's good to be an Establishment politician and have a handy taxpayer funded (but totally anonymous) slush fund on speed dial when you need to pay off a whore (or underage intern)!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 12:25 PM (f3oO4)

158 It's my understanding that Trump specifically told Cohen to use PRIVATE funds to pay the whores off. If he used campaign funds, isn't that HIS problem?

Also, still not impeachable.
Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2018 12:20 PM (F4u7C)

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The argument seems to be that since this payoff with private money of his benefitted him politically, that very act turned the funds into a campaign contribution to himself. So, presto chango, campaign funds!

As you said, still not impeachable.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 12, 2018 12:25 PM (ffYR/)

159 The Strasbourg Gunman must have clearly been one of those Arab-as-a-first-language Methodists, there's no other rational explanation!

Posted by: Surfperch at December 12, 2018 12:25 PM (tYPH9)

160 Remember, Cohen was coerced into writing down in his statements that Trump totally ordered him to break the law, even though:

1. it's not against the law

2. cohen probably didn't understand the alleged relevant campaign finance law.

3. he's lying.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 12:25 PM (7J5t2)

161 Allahu Akbar = I go 'splodey
Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2018 12:24 PM (F4u7C)

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I......... bloooooow........ to peices!!!

Posted by: Patsy Kline at December 12, 2018 12:26 PM (8XRCm)

162 89 Also, stop picking on the French
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 12:16 PM (7J5t2)

Unlikely.

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 12:26 PM (+ZMGe)

163 I imagine when riots occur, that they didn't facilitate, or mass shooting occur, They think something as 'look at the heathens rage'

Posted by: bah at December 12, 2018 12:26 PM (fE+0o)

164 >>I thought Zod WAS God. Posted by: pep at December 12, 2018 12:25 PM (TpAxy)

Zod has no god.

For your purposes, you will retain your belief.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 12:26 PM (Bdeb0)

165
1 And the number of tags thou must use to post at the HQ shall be two.

2 Two shall be the number; neither one nor three are acceptable to Pixy.

3 And the first tag shall be called the "Tag of Opening"; the Tag of Opening shall consist of an opening square bracket and a closing square bracket on the left and right side of a single letter.

4 One shall be the count of letters between the brackets; be ye not vain by attempting to put more than one letter therein.

...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2018 12:26 PM (pNxlR)

166 This has been a problem on and off for as long as I can remember. It was a terrible problem in the 80s, all the way through 1992, and then it seemed to miraculously get better until around 2001 when it became such a huge major big tremendous problem. Luckily it solved itself again from 2009 until now, when it's become a terrible human crisistragedy.


Funniest thing? It's mainly in big blue cities.
Funny how that happens.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 12:27 PM (ftdxp)

167 so to summarize, the russian collusion is now "trump violated CFL's by using his own money to do something he normally does because he didn't report it"

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 12:27 PM (7J5t2)

168 Unconscious bias is so pervasive that most people don't think anything of putting names is alphabetic order, starting with 'a'.

Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2018 12:27 PM (QkjLD)

169 Cohen to spend three years in jail? This is it, early night for Trump.

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2018 12:27 PM (a0IVu)

170 158
The argument seems to be that since this payoff with private money of his benefitted him politically, that very act turned the funds into a campaign contribution to himself. So, presto chango, campaign funds!

As you said, still not impeachable.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 12, 2018 12:25 PM (ffYR/)

===========

Correction:

The House defines what it considers to be high crimes and misdemeanors.

It can impeach a ham sandwich for being too dry.

Was Andrew Johnson's firing of his Secretary of War a high crime and misdemeanor? The action went against a law that SCOTUS later called unconstitutional.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 12:27 PM (ANN96)

171 Uhh, I thought the whole point of "campaign funds" was to benefit the candidate politically....?

Posted by: Hands at December 12, 2018 12:27 PM (786Ro)

172 Sounds like they nailed Cohen for tax evasion and threw in the alleged campaign violations to make this election-related.

Funny, Obama's campaign violations were never treated as criminal matters. Nearly a $400K civil fine. "Scandal free."

Posted by: Deep Frozen State at December 12, 2018 12:27 PM (uloIh)

173 gunman 'shouted "Allahu Akbar"'

Now we will never know his true motivations

Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2018 12:27 PM (QkjLD)

174 I love this. Redpill the reds.

Posted by: Schlechtmensch at December 12, 2018 12:27 PM (wx6iv)

175 Has the Fwench media tried to put a yellow vest on the camel porker yet?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 12, 2018 12:28 PM (zcM+Q)

176 Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 12:21 PM (BXMxN)
*********
http://bit.ly/2zUCq0e
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France news: Emmanuel Macron faces no-confidence vote over Benalla scandal | World | News | Express.co.uk
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Well I have been called stupid before, BUT wanna explain this to me

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 12, 2018 12:28 PM (BqBId)

177 "Allahu Akbar = I go 'splodey"

actually the proper translation is "I AM WEARING SOMETHING FLAMMABLE AND EXPLOSIVE"

it started as slang, for havin' a bangin' wardrobe

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at December 12, 2018 12:28 PM (xFkiy)

178 Usually the media wouild report it as "the shooter said 'God is Great'." Implying another Amish terror attack.

Posted by: OCBill at December 12, 2018 12:28 PM (df+Zi)

179 I think Allah literally translates to God in Arabic and was the term used by Arab speaking Christians pre Islam and today.

Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2018 12:28 PM (h5Df3)

180 173 gunman 'shouted "Allahu Akbar"'

Now we will never know his true motivations
Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2018 12:27 PM (QkjLD)



Tis a pity.

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2018 12:28 PM (NLLmE)

181 They think something as 'look at the heathens rage'"

Hardly a new thing. Plenty of giraffes dressed up to watch the Union army put down those smelly southerners at Bull Run...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2018 12:28 PM (PxTjI)

182 Fun factoid: the rickshaw was invented by an American physician in Japan, who did so to transport his disabled wife.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Dr. Richard Shaw.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 12:29 PM (ftdxp)

183 170 158
The argument seems to be that since this payoff with private money of his benefitted him politically, that very act turned the funds into a campaign contribution to himself. So, presto chango, campaign funds!

As you said, still not impeachable.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 12, 2018 12:25 PM (ffYR/)

===========

Correction:

The House defines what it considers to be high crimes and misdemeanors.

It can impeach a ham sandwich for being too dry.

Was Andrew Johnson's firing of his Secretary of War a high crime and misdemeanor? The action went against a law that SCOTUS later called unconstitutional.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 12:27 PM (ANN96)

It'll be instructive to see if the House Dems pull the trigger on impeachment and which 'crime' they choose to go after.

They'll only get one shot.

Frankly, I expect to run rings around them and make them look incompetent. Probably take back the house by a wider margin in 2020.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 12:29 PM (xJa6I)

184 Shouldn't there be Jane Russell pictures in this thread? I think we should always have them.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee! at December 12, 2018 12:29 PM (LISuA)

185 yeah, the DNC House Judiciary Chair said this was impeachable. So, why was trump even inviting Pelosi to the White House. This is war, you want to use impeachment as a novel vote of no-confidence, then we're done.

also, war would mean that Trump's DOJ goes after every democrat who's done the same thing...including hillary using perkins coie to avoid reporting their payments to Fusion GPS.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 12:29 PM (7J5t2)

186 "the media loves to conflate God and Allah. These are not the same."

right, a clear translation would be maybe ... "Allah is Great" ... just to make clear (which is what reporting does, as opposed to agitprop), make clear it was not a Lutheran speaking Arabic.


But yes, the agitprop is that all that believe in any god are crazed killers at times ... "don't forget, you had those crusades", as Obama told us.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2018 12:29 PM (Cus5s)

187 TIME's NPC of the Year
https://twitter.com/primalpoly/status/
1072282312430182401

Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2018 12:29 PM (Evws/)

188 CORONOR: "Suicide"

@BrittPettibone 11m

The Strasbourg gunman who shouted "Allahu Akbar" during the attack, has been on France's "S" file terrorist watch list since 2015, has served several terms in prison for armed robbery and has been convicted 27 times for offenses in France, Germany and Switzerland.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2018 12:29 PM (ZejZP)

189 Isn't Scott Baizuo the guy who played Fonzie's cousin on Happy Days? Guy with no sleeves.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2018 12:29 PM (/qEW2)

190 One upside to the Chinese taking over the world - they would be absolutely brutal in eradicating islam.

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2018 12:29 PM (a0IVu)

191 allah was a minor moon related diety, it's like saying Christians were calling God "jupiter" in Greece.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 12:30 PM (7J5t2)

192 A buddy lives in the city and he was having issues with packages getting stolen off the porch. He resealed some Amazon boxes with a nice fresh pile of shit inside. The thefts stopped happening.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 12:30 PM (nAeGR)

193 Great words. And yet...the people who would use these words are themselves are forced to live in a society that uses tech to enforce PC behavior in the form of social scoring.

Will they be able to use these words, or the equivalent for Chinese citizens, to describe their own cultural leaders?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 12:30 PM (W+vEI)

194 It's sad that the Chinese vote against their own interest (meaning 'fail to give liberals supremacy').

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2018 12:30 PM (oVJmc)

195 Correction:

The House defines what it considers to be high crimes and misdemeanors.

It can impeach a ham sandwich for being too dry.

Was Andrew Johnson's firing of his Secretary of War a high crime and misdemeanor? The action went against a law that SCOTUS later called unconstitutional.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 12:27 PM (ANN96)

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Theoretically, sure. Practically, I am not seeing it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 12, 2018 12:30 PM (ffYR/)

196 I teach a group of Chinese business students at the local university. They are pretty sharp kids and fun to teach.
The first word I taught them was "Break" followed by "Take Ten."
The first word they taught me was "Jafala" which translate as Freedom...as in from class.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2018 12:30 PM (0tfLf)

197 182 Fun factoid: the rickshaw was invented by an American physician in Japan, who did so to transport his disabled wife.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Dr. Richard Shaw.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 12:29 PM (ftdxp)



Shirley you geste.

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2018 12:30 PM (NLLmE)

198 It's amazing that our SJWs are so bad that even the Chinese noticed and had to come up with a word to describe them. I mean, I don't know anything about social & political factions in China.

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2018 12:30 PM (7HtZB)

199 For some reason the Chinese really like Aquaman.People say because of the redhead chick.
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 12:09 PM (BXMxN)

The left is scratching their heads as to why Crazy Rich Asians bombed in China. Because it has Asians!!! How can it fail!!! Which is totally not racist of them you guys.

Taking into account cultural differences in humor, Western Asian protagonist vs traditional Chinese protagonist, the film taking place in Singapore not China proper...that's just crazy! And rich.

Posted by: LizLem at December 12, 2018 12:30 PM (hvf9s)

200 184 Shouldn't there be Jane Russell pictures in this thread? I think we should always have them.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee! at December 12, 2018 12:29 PM (LISuA)


Endorsed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 12:31 PM (xJa6I)

201 So, the incoming House Judiciary Chair announced he will impeach trump and the new NY AG will go after everyone trump knows in NY state.

it's war.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 12:31 PM (7J5t2)

202 >>The Strasbourg gunman who shouted "Allahu Akbar" during the attack, has been on France's "S" file terrorist watch list since 2015, has served several terms in prison for armed robbery and has been convicted 27 times for offenses in France, Germany and Switzerland.



...and yet out free, not in prison!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 12:31 PM (W+vEI)

203 -
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As you said, still not impeachable.


Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 12, 2018 12:25 PM

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The house decides what is impeachable. The senate decide if the impeachment (?) is convictable. (I might just be making up words.)

Posted by: irright at December 12, 2018 12:31 PM (pMGkg)

204

Allahu Akbar = Shoot me now

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 12:31 PM (HaL55)

205 Yeah, I thought it was Tax evasion.

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And yet, Al Sharpton....

Guilty as sin, free as a bird.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 12, 2018 12:31 PM (JoUsr)

206 the film taking place in Singapore not China "

What's the difference?

/ your local students

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2018 12:32 PM (PxTjI)

207 Soon.

Posted by: General Tzo at December 12, 2018 12:32 PM (H7LIz)

208 183
It'll be instructive to see if the House Dems pull the trigger on impeachment and which 'crime' they choose to go after.

They'll only get one shot.

Frankly, I expect to run rings around them and make them look incompetent. Probably take back the house by a wider margin in 2020.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 12:29 PM (xJa6I)

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The only way impeachment works politically is if the president is so unpopular that a healthy majority of the nation actively want impeachment to happen.

Andrew Johnson's popularity was most likely somewhere in the low 20%s when he got impeached, and he still got off in the trial.

Impeachment is such an empty and useless gesture that just eats up government time.

I say they go for it, that way no bipartisan garbage gets passed and Trump is able to continue to remake the administrative state.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 12:32 PM (ANN96)

209 ...and yet out free, not in prison!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 12:31 PM (W+vEI)




Whilst roaming across the borders of at least three countries.

Posted by: Bert G at December 12, 2018 12:32 PM (OMsf+)

210 I teach a group of Chinese business students at the local university.

Met her on a Sunday and my heart stood still...da doo run run run dadoo run run.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 12:32 PM (nAeGR)

211 Oh good, a new insult to add to my ever-growing arsenal. Plus it's multicultural. Win-win.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 12:33 PM (RD7QR)

212 Allahu Akbar = Pop goes the weasel.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 12:33 PM (Bdeb0)

213 Liberty Daily said the shooter likely escaped to Germany ...

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2018 12:33 PM (Cus5s)

214 The Strasbourg gunman who shouted "Allahu Akbar" during the attack, has been on France's "S" file terrorist watch list since 2015, has served several terms in prison for armed robbery and has been convicted 27 times for offenses in France, Germany and Switzerland.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2018 12:29 PM (ZejZP)

So it's pretty obvious we will never know the motive, then?

Posted by: Surfperch at December 12, 2018 12:33 PM (tYPH9)

215 Hardly a new thing. Plenty of giraffes dressed up to watch the Union army put down those smelly southerners at Bull Run...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2018 12:28 PM (PxTjI)



At least have the respect to refer to the battle by its proper name...The Battle of First Manassas......

Posted by: NC Ref at December 12, 2018 12:33 PM (Mj2zI)

216
...and yet out free, not in prison!

Posted by: Lizzy


Good thing he didn't commit any campaign-law violations or he'd be rotting away now.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 12:33 PM (LsBY9)

217 Cohen did something something taxi cabs, taxes. Sure...I'm sure he was as dirty as anyone else in NYC who dabbles in business. The thing is, they used this to invalidate attorney-client privilege and get a lawyer to testify against a client.

And, that's "make up shit for crimes that don't exist" when I wrote "testify".

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 12:33 PM (7J5t2)

218
BREAKING: Strasbourg gunman 'shouted "Allahu Akbar"' as he carried out attack


I wonder why a white German guy is yelling Allahu Akbar?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 12, 2018 12:33 PM (TAmPV)

219 The Strasbourg gunman who shouted "Allahu Akbar" during the attack, has been on France's "S" file terrorist watch list since 2015, has served several terms in prison for armed robbery and has been convicted 27 times for offenses in France, Germany and Switzerland.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2018 12:29 PM (ZejZP)


We definitely need to import a bunch of guys like this. They'll make great coders.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2018 12:33 PM (B6Nsl)

220 The Strasbourg gunman who shouted "Allahu Akbar" during the attack, has
been on France's "S" file terrorist watch list since 2015, has served
several terms in prison for armed robbery and has been convicted 27
times for offenses in France, Germany and Switzerland.


A nice chopper ride in 2015 would have done wonders.

Posted by: Pinochet Airlines at December 12, 2018 12:33 PM (vtcmf)

221 So, under the 'new' rules.

When the Obama's bought a dog, in order to appear more normal and sympathetic to the voter.

It was a campaign expenditure.

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 12:33 PM (NgKpN)

222 >>> If Firefly is accurate, we need to be incorporating Chinese into our language. Or at least the cuss words. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 12:14 PM (HaL55)

Everyone I know with elementary school or younger kids seems to have them in some sort of foreign language immersion program nowadays. So don't worry, Chinese is definitely being learned. But it will take the kids till they are a little older to learn the cuss words. Be patient, BB.

Posted by: LizLem at December 12, 2018 12:34 PM (hvf9s)

223 Liberty Daily said the shooter likely escaped to Germany ...
Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2018 12:33 PM (Cus5s)

The Joy of Open Borders.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 12, 2018 12:34 PM (tYPH9)

224 he will impeach"

Yeah, that's how it works...

Snort

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2018 12:34 PM (PxTjI)

225 [Baizuo] refers to the left faction in the culture wars in Western politics, implying support of multiculturalism, political correctness and positive discrimination.

Ah, so that's it. They'd have no problem with the left's discrimination, they just don't like it turned against themselves. "Hey, lound eye! We People of Coror too! Why no rike us?"

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2018 12:34 PM (/qEW2)

226 The Strasbourg gunman who shouted "Allahu Akbar" during the attack, has been on France's "S" file terrorist watch list since 2015, has served several terms in prison for armed robbery and has been convicted 27 times for offenses in France, Germany and Switzerland.
______________________________________

Since he was on a watch list, we watched.

But if he was on an arrest list. . .

Posted by: French Police at December 12, 2018 12:34 PM (H7LIz)

227 Liberty Daily said the shooter likely escaped to Germany ...
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Come to Mama!

Posted by: Angela Merkel at December 12, 2018 12:34 PM (yiBOx)

228 Who doesn't like me?

I mean, just look at my superpowers. I can waterski on two dolphins and talk to fish!

G-d I suck. (sob)



Posted by: Aquaman at December 12, 2018 12:34 PM (eMYuB)

229 I sure hope they don't arbitrarily move Michael Cohen to a different prison and put him in gen pop like they did Whitey Bulger.


3 years is a long time for a doughy weasel.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 12, 2018 12:34 PM (+oylE)

230 176 I guess because the PM is his party and it as seen as a vote of no confidence on the governent he heads.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 12:34 PM (BXMxN)

231 The Strasbourg gunman who shouted "Allahu Akbar" during the attack, has been on France's "S" file terrorist watch list since 2015, has served several terms in prison for armed robbery and has been convicted 27 times for offenses in France, Germany and Switzerland.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2018 12:29 PM (ZejZP)


Poor guy. He was probably just about to start his career as a hip-hop artist and go to college.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2018 12:34 PM (KUaJL)

232 Impeachment is such an empty and useless gesture that just eats up government time.

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which is fine. Trump should just say "this is obviously a political decision, I'll react accordingly. you say CFL's are to be read this way...eat shit"

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 12:34 PM (7J5t2)

233 Whilst roaming across the borders of at least three countries.
Posted by: Bert G at December 12, 2018 12:32 PM (OMsf+)


Yay open borders!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2018 12:34 PM (B6Nsl)

234 Swedgen!!

Posted by: Mr. Wu at December 12, 2018 12:35 PM (tfbws)

235 When the Obama's bought a dog, in order to appear more normal and sympathetic to the voter.

It was a campaign expenditure.
Posted by: Don Q


Groceries.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 12:35 PM (ftdxp)

236 The house decides what is impeachable. The senate decide if the impeachment (?) is convictable. (I might just be making up words.)

Posted by: irright at December 12, 2018 12:31 PM (pMGkg)

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See #195

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 12, 2018 12:35 PM (ffYR/)

237 Shouldn't there be Jane Russell pictures in this thread? I think we should always have them.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee! at December 12, 2018 12:29 PM


Alternating with pictures of Lena Dunham, of course.

Posted by: Hannah Horvath at December 12, 2018 12:35 PM (ctuyM)

238 Harvard University should be compelled to build a new faculty building and name it the Baizuo Building.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2018 12:35 PM (H7LIz)

239 Hmmm... so under the new rules...

Hillary's book tour before she ran? It was clearly political in nature, so campaign finance violation for all the expenses it entailed?

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 12:36 PM (NgKpN)

240 Yellow liver, yellow liver, is in my mind and in my eyes...got no time for expranations, got no time to roose...

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 12:36 PM (Bdeb0)

241 "ai ya" (pronunciation, not spelling" is Chinese for something along the lines of "ah, shit!" or "oops!" or "my, how annoying". I barely remember where I learned it and 15 years later I still say it involuntarily all the time when I do something clumsy.

I guess what I'm saying is, watch out for speaking Chinese, it will sneak up on you.

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at December 12, 2018 12:36 PM (xFkiy)

242 237 Shouldn't there be Jane Russell pictures in this thread? I think we should always have them.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee! at December 12, 2018 12:29 PM

Alternating with pictures of Lena Dunham, of course.
Posted by: Hannah Horvath at December 12, 2018 12:35 PM (ctuyM)



The carrot and the stick?

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2018 12:36 PM (NLLmE)

243 Baizuo
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

⚖ The neutrality of this article is disputed. Relevant discussion may be found on the talk page. Please do not remove this message until conditions to do so are met. (December 201



Soon to be shoved down the memory hole by SJWs on Wikipedia. Thank Ace for posting it for posterity.

Posted by: Hands at December 12, 2018 12:36 PM (786Ro)

244 Christopher Steele disclosed information from his infamous dossier to Strobe Talbott, a longtime Clinton insider and former State Department official.

Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2018 12:36 PM (QkjLD)

245

I never saw any homeless people begging at the intersections around Casa Backwardio until TFG's Reign of Error. A few are still around.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 12:36 PM (HaL55)

246 Impeachment would be an empty gesture if the R's did it because no Democrat would vote to convict no matter what.The GOP senators WILL vote to convict,as they were ready to do to Nixon forcing him to resign.Law and order don't you know.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 12:37 PM (BXMxN)

247 For some reason the Chinese really like Aquaman.People say because of the redhead chick.
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Distracted boyfriend Aquaman meme!
https://tinyurl.com/y8uey9ja

Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2018 12:37 PM (Evws/)

248 225 [Baizuo] refers to the left faction in the culture wars in Western politics, implying support of multiculturalism, political correctness and positive discrimination.

Ah, so that's it. They'd have no problem with the left's discrimination, they just don't like it turned against themselves. "Hey, lound eye! We People of Coror too! Why no rike us?"
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2018 12:34 PM (/qEW2)


"Positive discrimination" is the non-snarky term the Brits use for affirmative action. Use that term here if you like to see liberal squirm.

Which I do.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2018 12:37 PM (B6Nsl)

249 What a surprise that no one wants the Chief of Staff job.

Posted by: Tariff Pikachu at December 12, 2018 12:37 PM (bFOlv)

250 @217

That's because they view Trump as worse than the mafia.


Fun Fact:

At the height of the takedown of the Mafia, FEDGov never even contemplated Doug shit like this

Posted by: Kreplach at December 12, 2018 12:37 PM (+oylE)

251


Bite My Swoo!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2018 12:37 PM (/9p9e)

252 227 Liberty Daily said the shooter likely escaped to Germany ...

Thus, perpetuating the centuries old practice of people shooting the French and smartly retreating to Germany.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2018 12:38 PM (H7LIz)

253 Every time a terrorist shouts "Allahu Akbar", a goat breathes a sigh of relief as his tormentor/rapist will soon be assuming room temperature.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 12, 2018 12:38 PM (jxbfJ)

254 "Positive discrimination" is the non-snarky term the Brits use for affirmative action. Use that term here if you like to see liberal squirm.

Which I do.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2018 12:37 PM (B6Nsl)

I'd never heard that term before... I like it!

Much more descriptive of the reality of that policy.

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 12:38 PM (NgKpN)

255 So.. I am really friggin confused about this Cohen stuff..

How can he cop a guilty plea to campaign finance fraud when what he did can arguably be called a legal payment?

Would a trial by jury ever have convicted him of that part of his crimes????

or.. was this just done to pass on guilt to Trump?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 12, 2018 12:38 PM (so+oy)

256 249 What a surprise that no one wants the Chief of Staff job.
______________________________________

Kinda like no one wants to host the Oscars.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2018 12:38 PM (H7LIz)

257 The Chinese have been around for thousands of years. We're 250 years old and already cracking apart. My money is on China to be the super power in 50 years.

Luckily I will probably be dead by then.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 12, 2018 12:39 PM (C1QB9)

258 I'm pretty sure the reason the French media hasn't reported on the call of Allahu Akbar is because they would be rounded up for social islamaphobia.

Posted by: Loveulongtime at December 12, 2018 12:39 PM (mdg8n)

259 You don't need a reason to impeach.
By now it should be perfectly obvious that any reason is good enough for the Dems.
All you need are the votes.

Posted by: navybrat, stays off BART trains at December 12, 2018 12:39 PM (w7KSn)

260 Baizuo
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The neutrality of this article is disputed. Relevant discussion may be found on the talk page. Please do not remove this message until conditions to do so are

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I took a look at the "talk" section out of curiosity, and man it takes a weird sort of person to do that kind of thing for fun.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2018 12:39 PM (KUaJL)

261 252 227 Liberty Daily said the shooter likely escaped to Germany ...

Thus, perpetuating the centuries old practice of people shooting the French and smartly retreating to Germany.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2018 12:38 PM (H7LIz)

this is going to go over REALLY well with the Yellow Jackets.

Foreign criminal, coming in under both Migration, and open borders.

To shoot up CHRISTMAS.

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 12:40 PM (NgKpN)

262
BNL NEWS
@BreakingNLive
BREAKING: Tory MP says Theresa May has just told them she will resign as U.K. Prime Minister before the next general election. Some Ministers reported to be crying inside the committee room.

No confidence vote 30 minutes away.

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 12, 2018 12:40 PM (BqBId)

263 The Chinese like Aquaman because he can defend the Spratley Islands and they will definitely need his help to retake Taiwan.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2018 12:40 PM (H7LIz)

264 Much more descriptive of the reality of that policy.
Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 12:38 PM (NgKpN)


Which is why liberals here squirm: it IS more descriptive than the euphemistic "affirmative action."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2018 12:40 PM (B6Nsl)

265 I've been in and out all morning.

So...did we discuss this already?

https://tinyurl.com/ycat34xy

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 12:40 PM (cqNba)

266 -
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See #195


Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 12, 2018 12:35 PM

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So you are saying the dems will not impeach Trump over some made up BS?
I really think they can't wait to do so. Anyway, we'll find out soon enough.

Posted by: irright at December 12, 2018 12:40 PM (pMGkg)

267 249 What a surprise that no one wants the Chief of Staff job.
Posted by: Tariff Pikachu at December 12, 2018 12:37 PM (bFOlv)

No disrespect but...

Bullshit. Several people in public and in private are angling for the job.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 12:40 PM (xJa6I)

268 Three articles on the front page of the local paper (only read it at the grocery store) They ran the same articles three times on the front page, just in case you didn't see it...Michael Cohen sentenced to 3 years was TRUMP's lawyer, and to make sure you got it, Trump was mentioned several more times in the article. Also Trump leaves the toilet seat up in the WH according to sources.

Posted by: Colin at December 12, 2018 12:40 PM (Uf9ZA)

269
Liberty Daily said the shooter likely escaped to Germany ...

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2018 12:33 PM (Cus5s)



I'll bet they find him in Belgium

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 12, 2018 12:40 PM (TAmPV)

270 Wait a minute, I thought Islam was a religion of peace?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2018 12:41 PM (Agn5J)

271 Christopher Steele disclosed information from his infamous dossier to Strobe Talbott, a longtime Clinton insider and former State Department official.
Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2018 12:36 PM (QkjLD)

Interesting.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2018 12:41 PM (NFEMn)

272 221 So, under the 'new' rules.

slight edit:

So, under the 'new' 'rules.'

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 12:41 PM (+ZMGe)

273 @39

This is great Hadrian, thank you!

I am out of the loop re: the Holiday Music Process? Will there eventually be a way to download this? Or.. .something else.

/confused, but happy with the music

Posted by: shibumi at December 12, 2018 12:41 PM (fUnZ7)

274 Was Andrew Johnson's firing of his Secretary of War a high crime and misdemeanor? The action went against a law that SCOTUS later called unconstitutional.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 12:27 PM (ANN96)



That the Congress then saw fit to pass an act specifically to have *something* to impeach Andrew Johnson over would imply that an actual violation of a law is needed. And yes, as you well know, the politics of that era were pretty poisonous and they still wanted to have something more than mere hate.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2018 12:41 PM (hLRSq)

275 BREAKING: Tory MP says Theresa May has just told them she will resign as U.K. Prime Minister before the next general election. Some Ministers reported to be crying inside the committee room.

No confidence vote 30 minutes away.
Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 12, 2018 12:40 PM (BqBId)


Theresa May is cleaning out her desk at No. 10 Downing Street as we type.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2018 12:41 PM (B6Nsl)

276 ""Positive discrimination" is the non-snarky term the Brits use for affirmative action. Use that term here if you like to see liberal squirm. "

I will absolutely be fucking doing that henceforth.

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at December 12, 2018 12:41 PM (xFkiy)

277 >>>Liberty Daily said the shooter likely escaped to Germany ...



Where he will be welcomed with open arms. Such a shame what Merkel did to that country.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2018 12:41 PM (Agn5J)

278 Soon to be shoved down the memory hole by SJWs on Wikipedia. Thank Ace for posting it for posterity.
Posted by: Hands


"Can't stop the signal, Mal."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2018 12:42 PM (ZejZP)

279 You don't need a reason to impeach.
By now it should be perfectly obvious that any reason is good enough for the Dems.
All you need are the votes.
Posted by: navybrat, stays off BART trains at December 12, 2018 12:39 PM (w7KSn)

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I don't think they could even get it through the new House, much less the Senate. Not with what they currently have to work with.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 12, 2018 12:42 PM (ffYR/)

280

Hillary's book tour before she ran? It was clearly political in nature,
so campaign finance violation for all the expenses it entailed?


And Progda's daily tonguebaths of Her Heinous. That's a contribution, too. How many bazillions of dollars would that be worth if she had to pay for it?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 12:42 PM (HaL55)

281 Some Ministers reported to be crying inside the committee room.
_______________________________________

Was there crying in the committee room when the Nazis were bombing London?

WTF?

Help us, Winston Churchill Kenobi. You're our only hope.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2018 12:42 PM (H7LIz)

282 256 249 What a surprise that no one wants the Chief of Staff job.
______________________________________

Kinda like no one wants to host the Oscars.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2018 12:38 PM



Solution: Kevin Hart for Chief of Staff.
KEEP THE SCHEDULE BITCHEZS!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2018 12:42 PM (0tfLf)

283 BREAKING: Tory MP says Theresa May has just told them she will resign as U.K. Prime Minister before the next general election. Some Ministers reported to be crying inside the committee room.

No confidence vote 30 minutes away.
Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 12, 2018 12:40 PM (BqBId)

Can May be counted as another Trump "casualty?"

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2018 12:42 PM (NFEMn)

284 >>You don't need a reason to impeach.
By now it should be perfectly obvious that any reason is good enough for the Dems.
All you need are the votes.

I'm old enough to remember when Republicans thought it was a good idea to impeach Bill Clinton.

They couldn't convict, Clinton became a sympathetic character and increased in popularity and the Republicans got hammered in the next election leading to Newt's retirement.

Impeachment is always theoretically possible but it is a political act not a legal one. There may be a few Democrats from safe districts crazy ass Maxine Waters but there are probably many more who realize this would be an extremely bad idea.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2018 12:42 PM (/tuJf)

285 281 There were probably no female MP's in those days..

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 12:43 PM (BXMxN)

286 Some Ministers reported to be crying inside the committee room.

Strong men also cry.

Posted by: John Boehner at December 12, 2018 12:43 PM (iys0/)

287 241 "ai ya" (pronunciation, not spelling" is Chinese for something along the lines of "ah, shit!" or "oops!" or "my, how annoying". I barely remember where I learned it and 15 years later I still say it involuntarily all the time when I do something clumsy.

I guess what I'm saying is, watch out for speaking Chinese, it will sneak up on you.
Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at December 12, 2018 12:36 PM (xFkiy)

I used 'ai ya' and 'so ka' and 'uff da'.

The great thing about English is picking stuff up.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 12:43 PM (xJa6I)

288 275 BREAKING: Tory MP says Theresa May has just told them she will resign as U.K. Prime Minister before the next general election. Some Ministers reported to be crying inside the committee room.

No confidence vote 30 minutes away.
Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 12, 2018 12:40 PM (BqBId)

Theresa May is cleaning out her desk at No. 10 Downing Street as we type.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2018 12:41 PM (B6Nsl)

Crying as in 'thank God for small mercies'?

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2018 12:43 PM (a0IVu)

289 >>>Can May be counted as another Trump "casualty?"



Definitely. And good riddance to bad rubbish.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2018 12:43 PM (Agn5J)

290
So you are saying the dems will not impeach Trump over some made up BS?
I really think they can't wait to do so. Anyway, we'll find out soon enough.

Posted by: irright at December 12, 2018 12:40 PM (pMGkg)

Story will be, this does not rise to the level of Impeachment, but it does prove that he is a bad Man who needs to have everything he has ever said or done investigated.

And the only way to do that is go after anyone who supports him.

Already hearing that spin.

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 12:43 PM (NgKpN)

291
What's Chinese for 'Cucked Republicans'?
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Jon Huntsman

Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2018 12:43 PM (Evws/)

292
Was there crying in the committee room when the Nazis were bombing London?

WTF?

Help us, Winston Churchill Kenobi. You're our only hope.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2018 12:42 PM (H7LIz)

I thought Japan did the London Blitz?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2018 12:43 PM (NFEMn)

293 >>> Tory MP says Theresa May has just told them she will resign as U.K. Prime Minister before the next general election. Some Ministers reported to be crying inside the committee room. No confidence vote 30 minutes away. Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 12, 2018 12:40 PM (BqBId)

Good I honestly hoped she'd be the second coming of Thatcher. Silly me. Instead she was a limp-wristed appeaser that sold out Brexit to Brussels. Good riddance.

The question is will an actual hard line Brexiter PM take her place, or one as equally feckless.

Posted by: LizLem at December 12, 2018 12:44 PM (hvf9s)

294 I lost my scorecard. Is May a rhino or what?

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2018 12:44 PM (NLLmE)

295 262
BNL NEWS
@BreakingNLive
BREAKING: Tory MP says Theresa May has just told them she will resign as U.K. Prime Minister before the next general election. Some Ministers reported to be crying inside the committee room.

No confidence vote 30 minutes away.
Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 12, 2018 12:40 PM (BqBId)

Watch at bbc:

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/uk-politics-46533245

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 12:44 PM (+ZMGe)

296 Chinese won't be "ruling" us in 50 years, we'll be GOVERNED by our Constitution, just as now.

No one will ever be able to put the genie back in the bottle after the Founding fathers loosed it.

You'll still hear the warnings about losing what we fought for, because it IS a continuing battle to keep what we have.

But keep it we will.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 12, 2018 12:44 PM (S/hVx)

297 The Chinese have been around for thousands of years. We're 250 years old and already cracking apart. My money is on China to be the super power in 50 years.

Luckily I will probably be dead by then.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 12, 2018 12:39 PM (C1QB9)


The Chinese are masters at civil wars, rebellions, insurrections, and cracking up their empire.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2018 12:44 PM (hLRSq)

298

Wait a minute, I thought Islam was a religion of peace?

Well, it is nice and quiet after you get beheaded for not submitting to them. After the screaming stops...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 12:44 PM (HaL55)

299 Bring out your baizuo!

Posted by: We made Bill Nye wear the dress, happy now? at December 12, 2018 12:44 PM (1L9V9)

300 In more than 400 answers submitted by Zhihu users during 2015 to May 2017, the term is defined as referring to those who are hypocritically "obsessed with political correctness" in order to "satisfy their own feeling of moral superiority" motivated from an "ignorant and arrogant" Western-centric worldview who "pity the rest of the world and think they are saviours".

That pity is a form of survivor guilt or at least akin to us. Leftists just feel guilty about belonging to a superior civilization.

That's fine as long as they make a personal decision to help out the inferior ones. The problem is when they find out those other civilizations are incorrigible, they opt for the solution of destroying our civilization. At least then everyone will be equal and their guilt will cease. And we've allowed these evil lunatics to move in this direction for decades. In the past they've actually tried the reverse: trying to export abortion and visectomies into third world countries, but I guess that didn't work out. The left has this obsessive attitude of "one of us has got to go".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2018 12:45 PM (/qEW2)

301 >>>Well, it is nice and quiet after you get beheaded for not submitting to them. After the screaming stops...



From pain will come pleasure. - Cosmo Mohammad Kramer

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2018 12:45 PM (Agn5J)

302 -
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At the height of the takedown of the Mafia, FEDGov never even contemplated Doug shit like this


Posted by: Kreplach at December 12, 2018 12:37 PM

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I can admit, Doug shit IS the worst kind.

Posted by: Doug Stanhope at December 12, 2018 12:45 PM (pMGkg)

303 SHUT UP THAT BLOODY BAIZUO!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 12:45 PM (NWiLs)

304 I agree, not enough Senate votes for conviction, but impeachment in the House, possible.
For heaven's sake, it's all they have talked about for 2 years... Some ran on it.

Posted by: navybrat, stays off BART trains at December 12, 2018 12:45 PM (w7KSn)

305 26 Ace to barrel. Ace to barrel.

Posted by: Xipe Totec


Why? Does it need shelves?

Posted by: wrg500 at December 12, 2018 12:45 PM (+lvE9)

306 REAKING: Tory MP says Theresa May has just told them she will resign as U.K. Prime Minister before the next general election. Some Ministers reported to be crying inside the committee room.

No confidence vote 30 minutes away.
Posted by: Max BOOThole



Treason May is the photo negative of Thatcher.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2018 12:45 PM (ZejZP)

307 So you are saying the dems will not impeach Trump over some made up BS?
I really think they can't wait to do so. Anyway, we'll find out soon enough.

Posted by: irright at December 12, 2018 12:40 PM (pMGkg)

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If they want to give back the House in 2020, let them go for it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 12, 2018 12:45 PM (ffYR/)

308
Tommy Robinson for PM.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2018 12:45 PM (/9p9e)

309 Can May be counted as another Trump "casualty?"
Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2018 12:42 PM (NFEMn)


Of course. Along with Merkel and Maricon. Criticize The Donald, and meet your (grisly) fate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2018 12:45 PM (B6Nsl)

310 The question is will an actual hard line Brexiter PM take her place, or one as equally feckless.

Posted by: LizLem at December 12, 2018 12:44 PM (hvf9s)

I think she will win this 'no confidence' vote - and continue trying to push through the shit Brexit deal.

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2018 12:45 PM (a0IVu)

311 The Chinese are masters at civil wars, rebellions, insurrections, and cracking up their empire.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2018 12:44 PM (hLRSq)


They're good at killing and enslaving Chinese.

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2018 12:45 PM (NLLmE)

312 275 BREAKING: Tory MP says Theresa May has just told them she will resign as U.K. Prime Minister before the next general election. Some Ministers reported to be crying inside the committee room.

No confidence vote 30 minutes away.
Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 12, 2018 12:40 PM (BqBId)

Theresa May is cleaning out her desk at No. 10 Downing Street as we type.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2018 12:41 PM (B6Nsl)

Don't trust her.

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 12:45 PM (+ZMGe)

313 >>For heaven's sake, it's all they have talked about for 2 years... Some ran on it.

Republicans have run on border security for 30 years.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2018 12:46 PM (/tuJf)

314 Story will be, this does not rise to the level of Impeachment, but it does prove that he is a bad Man who needs to have everything he has ever said or done investigated.

And the only way to do that is go after anyone who supports him.

Already hearing that spin.
Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 12:43 PM (NgKpN)

They are going to destroy themselves whether they try to impeach him or not. They go after Trump, they piss off regular 'Mericans; they don't, they piss off their base.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2018 12:46 PM (NFEMn)

315 I read this in the comments on the article about conservative gays: "Kaepernick is legitimately a better QB than the majority of backups in the NFL."

Is this true or not?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 12, 2018 12:46 PM (aW5/6)

316 I'm old enough to remember when Republicans thought it was a good idea to impeach Bill Clinton.

They couldn't convict, Clinton became a sympathetic character and increased in popularity and the Republicans got hammered in the next election leading to Newt's retirement.

Impeachment is always theoretically possible but it is a political act not a legal one. There may be a few Democrats from safe districts crazy ass Maxine Waters but there are probably many more who realize this would be an extremely bad idea.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2018 12:42 PM (/tuJf)

The Republicans COULD have convicted, they certainly had a case for it.

They chose not to for political reasons (to avoid having to face Gore as incumbent in 2000, as I recall). It made them look weak and craven which, fair point, they were.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 12:46 PM (xJa6I)

317 I thought Japan did the London Blitz?




They did a cover version of Ballroom Blitz

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2018 12:46 PM (OLCnA)

318 What's Chinese for 'Cucked Republicans'?
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Baak gwai lo! White cocksucka!

Posted by: Mr. Wu at December 12, 2018 12:46 PM (tfbws)

319 nah, it's going to be great to get libs to say certain things are crimes and then prosecute them under the same terms.

the House has a list of folks who used tax payer $ to pay off chicks to be quiet. How dumb do you have to be to:

1. say this is a crime.

2. not fight back by saying "ok, here's your indictment"

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 12:46 PM (7J5t2)

320 And I'm sure the average Chinese who buys an American car will pay no price whatsoever for his effrontery.
Posted by: pep at December 12, 2018 12:20 PM (TpAxy)

Buying American? It'll be a HUGE hit to their social credit.
Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 12:21 PM (NgKpN)

Buicks and VWs are the most popular cars there. Did you expect them to buy Toyletas?

Posted by: clutch at December 12, 2018 12:46 PM (JPC1r)

321 They're good at killing and enslaving Chinese.
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2018 12:45 PM (NLLmE)

Mostly this.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2018 12:46 PM (NFEMn)

322 283 Can May be counted as another Trump "casualty?"
Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2018 12:42 PM (NFEMn)

Yes.

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 12:47 PM (+ZMGe)

323
I agree, not enough Senate votes for conviction, but impeachment in the

House, possible.

For heaven's sake, it's all they have talked about for 2 years... Some ran on it.

by: navybrat, stays off BART trains at December 12, 2018 12:45 PM (w7KSn)



Republicans ran on repealing Obamacare in 2010.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 12, 2018 12:47 PM (TAmPV)

324 294 I lost my scorecard. Is May a rhino or what?
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2018 12:44 PM (NLLmE)


Not even that. She's a feckless seat-warmer who's on her way out the door.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2018 12:47 PM (B6Nsl)

325 Sorry, not sorry.

When Brits start losing their minds and I feel sorry for them, I just watch Braveheart and The Patriot and the feeling goes away.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2018 12:47 PM (H7LIz)

326 well, by 2020, America will have imported 5 million more new voters, democrat voters, so don't be so sure. this is our last 2 years.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 12:47 PM (7J5t2)

327 Breaking:

Chinese man shouts "Get out Loawai!!" at buffet.

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 12, 2018 12:48 PM (88+cf)

328 Hmmm.... Theresa May became Prime Minister in June 2016?

And Steele really go the Dossier stuff rolling... which led to FISA warrants in Oct. 2016.

Steele, who was part of MI6, and still apparently has ties to the British portion of the 5 eyes folks.

Interesting timing on a FOREIGN conspiracy to intervene in our elections...

Paging Mr. Mueller? Mr Mueller to the white... oh... F it.. never mind.

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 12:48 PM (NgKpN)

329 They did a cover version of Ballroom Blitz
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2018 12:46 PM (OLCnA)

Check this one out:

youtube.com/watch?v=_S5zrCqMXZk

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 12:48 PM (NWiLs)

330 Japanese name for a spineless Republican...A Ramen Ryan.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2018 12:48 PM (r9UYA)

331 Ha Brunnhilde no way

Colin isn't really even a qb as much as a "celeb athlete"

where'd you hear that, Mommy Kaepernick?

btw did you guys see DOCTOR Christine DOCTOR Blasey DOCTOR Ford MD showed up again, reading some lines for Sports Illustrated?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 12, 2018 12:49 PM (Rarvo)

332 White Right = Baiyo

BAI-yo (like in "Yo Adrien")

Posted by: KungPow at December 12, 2018 12:49 PM (ekOSj)

333 Main stim stop wow.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 12:49 PM (Bdeb0)

334 Don't trust her.
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 12:45 PM (+ZMGe)


No one does. It's why she is cleaning out her desk, or should be. I suspect she's toast.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2018 12:49 PM (B6Nsl)

335 "We, for one, welcome our new old Chinese overlords." -- Billary

Posted by: ShainS -- #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 12, 2018 12:49 PM (X+Z3j)

336 Allahu Akbar? So we may never know why, right?

Posted by: tu3031 at December 12, 2018 12:49 PM (sf1AO)

337 LOON Senator from Maine ANgUS King warned against Impeaching President because"Over 30%" of America will look at it as 'Revenge' 'Coup"

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 12, 2018 12:49 PM (BqBId)

338

Impeachment is always theoretically possible but it is a political act
not a legal one.


Both "high crimes" and "misdemeanors" are crimes, which makes impeachment a legal process.

But if you wanna watch a Leftard's head go all 'splodey, ax them what crime PDT is guilty of. They'll repeat their NPC coding and say "collusion." Then ask them what is the statute number of collusion and when was the law passed that made "collusion" a crime.
Leftards are so easy to tie up in knots it's almost not even funny to do it anymore. "They literally know nothing." Ben Rhodes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 12:50 PM (HaL55)

339 201 So, the incoming House Judiciary Chair announced he will impeach trump and the new NY AG will go after everyone trump knows in NY state.

it's war.
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 12:31 PM (7J5t2)

As predicted. They can't convict, they just want to put that asterisk next to Trump's name like Clinton has.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 12:50 PM (RD7QR)

340 I lost my scorecard. Is May a rhino or what?
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2018 12:44 PM (NLLmE)

Not even that. She's a feckless seat-warmer who's on her way out the door.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2018 12:47 PM (B6Nsl)

Just like me!

Posted by: Paul Ryan at December 12, 2018 12:50 PM (tYPH9)

341 Trump should offer to prisoner-trade Clinton for May.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 12:50 PM (Bdeb0)

342 Didn't we all say yesterday that the guy would end up being Amish?

Any word on if he had a straw hat with the letters MAGA written on it?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 12, 2018 12:50 PM (37IEG)

343 Where all the baizuo women at?

Posted by: Matt Lauer at December 12, 2018 12:50 PM (786Ro)

344 320 And I'm sure the average Chinese who buys an American car will pay no price whatsoever for his effrontery.
Posted by: pep at December 12, 2018 12:20 PM (TpAxy)

Buying American? It'll be a HUGE hit to their social credit.
Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 12:21 PM (NgKpN)

Buicks and VWs are the most popular cars there. Did you expect them to buy Toyletas?
Posted by: clutch at December 12, 2018 12:46 PM (JPC1r)

Last I heard, the top status cars were German. Audi A8's and 7 Series BMWs.

US big sedans were next tier down but still popular with upper class types.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 12:50 PM (xJa6I)

345 >>> I lost my scorecard. Is May a rhino or what?


She's Merkel without the giant boobs.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2018 12:51 PM (Agn5J)

346 When Brits start losing their minds and I feel sorry for them, I just watch Braveheart and The Patriot and the feeling goes away.
---

Just go over to JihadWatch and read the articles about the authorities that are OK with muslim rape gangs targeting young girls. Essentially, rape is legal in the UK if you are muslim.


That will take away any sympathy you have for the UK.

Posted by: shibumi at December 12, 2018 12:51 PM (fUnZ7)

347 LOON Senator from Maine ANgUS King warned against Impeaching President because"Over 30%" of America will look at it as 'Revenge' 'Coup"
Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 12, 2018 12:49 PM (BqBId)

His name is one vowel away from being either a hamburger chain or a gay club....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2018 12:51 PM (NFEMn)

348 >>The Republicans COULD have convicted, they certainly had a case for it.

Negative. You need 2/3 of the Senate to convict. The Republicans had 55 seats. Not a single Democrat voted for impeachment on any count.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2018 12:51 PM (/tuJf)

349 LOON Senator from Maine ANgUS King warned against Impeaching President because"Over 30%" of America will look at it as 'Revenge' 'Coup"
Posted by: Max BOOThole


And you know what? He's right!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 12:51 PM (ftdxp)

350 btw did you guys see DOCTOR Christine DOCTOR Blasey DOCTOR Ford MD showed up again, reading some lines for Sports Illustrated?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 12, 2018 12:49 PM (Rarvo)


That pissed me off in the MSM coverage l'affaire Kavanaugh. They consistently referred to him as "Kavanaugh," but to her as DOCTOR Blasey-Ford, according her respect to which she was not entitled (doctor of psychology? Pffft.) while denying him the respect to which he WAS entitled.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2018 12:51 PM (B6Nsl)

351 "All monotheistic religions are exactly the same thing. Also, there's no such thing as only two genders."
=====

Ask the Buddhists attempting to hang on against the snackbar hordes. Suuuure.

The Chinese word sounds just like 'bourgeois' to me.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 12, 2018 12:51 PM (MIKMs)

352 Question: if Trump paying off Stormy Daniels with his own money is a violation of campaign finance laws because the payment was 'politically advantageous to him' doesn't this mean just about any expense you as a person make during a campaign could qualify?

How about taxes? If you didn't pay your taxes during the campaign year, it'd hurt you politically, so instructing your financial adviser to pay the govt the taxes you owe with your own money is politically advantageous and therefore a violation of campaign finance laws.


Based on this logic, it is literally impossible for any person to run for office without breaking a federal law. QED.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2018 12:51 PM (KUaJL)

353 So Trump turned Cohen to the side of evil? Riiiiiiight

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2018 12:51 PM (O2RFr)

354 At the height of the takedown of the Mafia, FEDGov never even contemplated Doug shit like this
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Hey!

Posted by: Doug at December 12, 2018 12:51 PM (Evws/)

355 343 Where all the baizuo women at?
Posted by: Matt Lauer at December 12, 2018 12:50 PM (786Ro)

Manhattan?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 12:52 PM (xJa6I)

356 The comment about Kaepernick was in support of saying the conservatives dislike what Kaepernick is doing because he is black (conservatives are all racist). His record is as good as most backup quarterbacks so his ostracism is pure racism.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 12, 2018 12:52 PM (aW5/6)

357 a sarcastic reference to those whose political opinions are guided by emotions and a hypocritical show of selflessness and empathy, represented by celebrities such as J. K. Rowling and Emma Watson

Yeah, J. K. Rowling of 'Harry Potter' infamy. A 'how-to' guide to magical thinking for impressionable youth.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 12, 2018 12:52 PM (jYje5)

358 She's Merkel without the giant boobs.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2018 12:51 PM (Agn5J)

Merkel has giant boobs? Someone actually checked her out?

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2018 12:52 PM (a0IVu)

359 Impeachment is a political process.
You don't need a crime or a misdemeanor.
All you need are the votes.

Conviction in the Senate is another matter...

Posted by: navybrat, stays off BART trains at December 12, 2018 12:52 PM (w7KSn)

360 May was a backbencher who looked good, said the right things along the way, but who never had an ounce of conviction or backbone in her. She got handed a difficult situation, and rather than rising to the occasion she flamed out spectacularly, in a show of total incompetence.

Macron in France is moving along the same trajectory. Trudeau in Canada is already there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2018 12:52 PM (Kpl3J)

361 >>>That pissed me off in the MSM coverage l'affaire Kavanaugh. They consistently referred to him as "Kavanaugh," but to her as DOCTOR Blasey-Ford


Like the say "Trump," when they always referred to the SCOAMF as "President Obama."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2018 12:52 PM (Agn5J)

362 In SIX MINUTES Teresa May faces a no-confidence vote in parliament, and may be out of job within the hour.

Huge.

This is crazy high-stakes three-way struggle. If she's out, anything could happen. Even a worst-case scenario.

Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2018 12:52 PM (c+2jX)

363 Under the new Demofascist rules being applied to PDJT, the entire Clinton Foundation operation is clearly a political money laundering operation and she's in legal jeopardy plus, if the lefties ever get their dearest wish and she's elected, she's immediately impeachable.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee! at December 12, 2018 12:52 PM (LISuA)

364 I can only imagine what is being said on CNN and MSNBC when Fox has spent the last hour describing Cohen's sentencing as a huge problem for the President. They have Jonathan Turley on as their legal expert, who believes Cohen got a light sentence. Cohen apparently stated during his sentencing that he was apologizing to the court for allowing himself to be dragged down the dark path of Donald Trump by trying to cover up his dirty deeds.

So the lawyer is 1. pleading guilty to campaign finance law violations in which no violation occurred( this has been stated numerous times in interviews of the current FEC chair) 2. blaming his client for his own decision to violate the non violation.
Donald Trump has nothing to do with Cohen's tax evasion and taxi medallion problems, but I'm sure the media will try to tie that in.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 12, 2018 12:52 PM (L/94n)

365 Based on this logic, it is literally impossible for any person to run for office without breaking a federal law. QED.

Well, yes Joe. It is impossible for any non-Statist person to do so. Haven't you noticed?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 12, 2018 12:52 PM (Rarvo)

366 >>> I think she will win this 'no confidence' vote - and continue trying to push through the shit Brexit deal.

Oh man, IC, I hope not!!

Heard an interesting convo on NPR (yes I know) the other day. A millennial NPCer was interviewing his British granny, asking about what WW2 was like but also asked her about Brexit. She didn't vote in that election, but if had would have voted Brexit. She said the British empire has stood alone before, she had confidence it could do so again. Optimism in the British spirit of grit and determination.

I don't think her grandson knew quite what to do with that, hah!! Leftist millennials have so bought into the false song of globalism, supporting total independence is positively a punk POV nowadays. Granny more ballsy than he is. No surprise there.

Posted by: LizLem at December 12, 2018 12:53 PM (hvf9s)

367

Tommy Robinson for PM.


Intrigued. Proposal. Newsletter.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 12:53 PM (HaL55)

368 >>Both "high crimes" and "misdemeanors" are crimes, which makes impeachment a legal process.

What is the exact definition of a high crime or a misdemeanor?

Whatever the House says it is. That's why it is a political exercise.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2018 12:53 PM (/tuJf)

369 As predicted. They can't convict, they just want to put that asterisk next to Trump's name like Clinton has.

How many people even remember Clinton was impeached? That was, like, 10 years ago...

Posted by: tu3031 at December 12, 2018 12:53 PM (sf1AO)

370 >>>Merkel has giant boobs? Someone actually checked her out?



She was at some awards show and the photo was everywhere.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2018 12:53 PM (Agn5J)

371 Robert Mueller is going after a laundry woman for illegal campaign contributions.

Apparently, Trump paid her to clean his clothes while he was running for president and by not having stinking clothes, that benefitted his campaign chances.

They are also interviewing the guy who sold toilet paper to Trump. 'Cause. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2018 12:53 PM (H7LIz)

372 OT:

I've been watching Maniac on Netflix. I've 4 episodes in.
I haven't ever seen anything quiet like it. It's kinda brilliant from a character and story viewpoint. It's a bizzare sort of alternate modern day story, full of humanity and weirdness and satire.

Same creator did season 1 of True Detective.

Check it out, tell me what you think.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 12:53 PM (xJa6I)

373
Both "high crimes" and "misdemeanors" are crimes, which makes impeachment a legal process.


When the Constitution was written a misdemeanor was a far mare serious crime than they are today. When people think any little modern misdemeanor is grounds for impeachment they are wrong.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 12, 2018 12:53 PM (TAmPV)

374 Aforementioned Merkel pic here.

https://bit.ly/2BbV7g2

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2018 12:53 PM (Agn5J)

375 Everyone I know with elementary school or younger kids seems to have them in some sort of foreign language immersion program nowadays. So don't worry, Chinese is definitely being learned. But it will take the kids till they are a little older to learn the cuss words. Be patient, BB.
Posted by: LizLem at December 12, 2018 12:34 PM (hvf9s)


In the US in general or just Mormon communities? They are very missions-centric so that might account for it. I imagine in most urban settings ESL would be more common than learning foreign languages in schools.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2018 12:54 PM (/qEW2)

376 Like the say "Trump," when they always referred to the SCOAMF as "President Obama."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2018 12:52 PM (Agn5J)


Exactly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2018 12:54 PM (B6Nsl)

377 Kapaernick is better than some backups no doubt,but they don't create media shitstorms and he would.He is toxic,nobody wants him.No collusion necessary.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 12:54 PM (BXMxN)

378 When people think any little modern misdemeanor is grounds for impeachment they are wrong.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 12, 2018 12:53 PM (TAmPV)

bUt ThE cOnStItUtIoN iS a LiViNg DoCuMeNt

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2018 12:54 PM (KUaJL)

379 As predicted. They can't convict, they just want to put that asterisk next to Trump's name like Clinton has.

How many people even remember Clinton was impeached? That was, like, 10 years ago...
Posted by: tu3031 at December 12, 2018 12:53 PM (sf1AO)

They're so petty. Even if it only goes as far as that, Trump will fight back.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2018 12:54 PM (NFEMn)

380 374 Aforementioned Merkel pic here.

https://bit.ly/2BbV7g2

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2018 12:53 PM (Agn5J)

Good Lord..did she mean to show so much cleavage?

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2018 12:54 PM (a0IVu)

381 Like the say "Trump," when they always referred to the SCOAMF as "President Obama."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2018 12:52 PM (Agn5J)

Well, to be honest, PDT should not have been calling Schumer and Pelosi , Chuck and Nancy yesterday. They should have been called Rep. Pelosi and Sen. Schumer and someone needs to remind Trump of that. Should they have called him Don?

Posted by: Jen the original at December 12, 2018 12:55 PM (L/94n)

382 369 As predicted. They can't convict, they just want to put that asterisk next to Trump's name like Clinton has.

How many people even remember Clinton was impeached? That was, like, 10 years ago...
Posted by: tu3031 at December 12, 2018 12:53 PM (sf1AO)

Well, it was a different world back then.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 12:55 PM (xJa6I)

383 LOON Senator from Maine ANgUS King warned against Impeaching President because"Over 30%" of America will look at it as 'Revenge' 'Coup"
Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 12, 2018 12:49 PM


His name is one vowel away from being either a hamburger chain or a gay club....
Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2018 12:51 PM



I heard that!

Posted by: Zombie Stuart Anderson at December 12, 2018 12:55 PM (786Ro)

384 >>>Good Lord..did she mean to show so much cleavage?


No idea, but her hills are alive.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2018 12:55 PM (kFnmp)

385 376 Yeah,and before that it was just Bush(for oth of them).Only Democrats get respect,well,dead Republicans too.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 12:55 PM (BXMxN)

386 I agree, not enough Senate votes for conviction, but impeachment in the

House, possible.

For heaven's sake, it's all they have talked about for 2 years... Some ran on it.

by: navybrat, stays off BART trains at December 12, 2018 12:45 PM (w7KSn)



Republicans ran on repealing Obamacare in 2010.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 12, 2018 12:47 PM (TAmPV)


A lot of things could happen; whether they will is fun speculation and blogfodder. Here is a tactical theory: if Trump is impeached and not convicted then the legitimacy of his election is gone as an issue and it really becomes the province of cranks. Would - tactically - the Democrats rather keep the issue out there unresolved or take a stab at impeachment and lose the whole issue?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2018 12:55 PM (hLRSq)

387 The comment about Kaepernick was in support of saying the conservatives dislike what Kaepernick is doing because he is black (conservatives are all racist). His record is as good as most backup quarterbacks so his ostracism is pure racism.
Posted by: Brunnhilde


Doesn't matter what color he is.
He can't quarterback.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 12:55 PM (ftdxp)

388 >>Merkel has giant boobs? Someone actually checked her out?

Posted by: IC

Ask Dubya. He groped her.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2018 12:55 PM (r9UYA)

389 yes, but ace, "allahu akbar" can mean very different things based on the context.

For example, maybe he was just excited. Or happy. Or, maybe, he just didn't know how to say "Merry Christmas" in French and was trying to be festive by affirming that god is great.

You can't jump to conclusions with these things.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2018 12:55 PM (GBteo)

390 377
Kapaernick is better than some backups no doubt,but they don't create
media shitstorms and he would.He is toxic,nobody wants him.No collusion
necessary.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 12:54 PM (BXMxN)

He's been out of the league for two years. You don't just jump back in after that long of a break.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 12, 2018 12:55 PM (CQ3Qb)

391 360 May was a backbencher who looked good, said the right things along the way, but who never had an ounce of conviction or backbone in her. She got handed a difficult situation, and rather than rising to the occasion she flamed out spectacularly, in a show of total incompetence.

Well, May was Home Secretary and did all the WRONG things if you look at security, schools, the things she was responsible for.

I would be happy to see her levered out of office but replaced by whom? Boris? Loved and hated in equal parts. Javid? Maybe the best bet.

Gove had his shot and he utterly blew it, it's hard to have much respect for the dude after the Boris fiasco.

Posted by: JEM at December 12, 2018 12:56 PM (8erNz)

392 381 Like the say "Trump," when they always referred to the SCOAMF as "President Obama."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2018 12:52 PM (Agn5J)

Well, to be honest, PDT should not have been calling Schumer and Pelosi , Chuck and Nancy yesterday. They should have been called Rep. Pelosi and Sen. Schumer and someone needs to remind Trump of that. Should they have called him Don?
Posted by: Jen the original at December 12, 2018 12:55 PM (L/94n)

I think Trump gave them more respect than they gave him, on the whole.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 12:56 PM (xJa6I)

393 >>>Well, to be honest, PDT should not have been calling Schumer and Pelosi , Chuck and Nancy yesterday.



Agreed. He should have called them Sid and Nancy.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2018 12:56 PM (kFnmp)

394 Kaepernick's inconsistent numbers/"record" doesn't actually tell you if he can play the position.

He can't. He's also getting up there, and should be well into his rap/porntube career by now.

I honestly don't care; the NFL has become a massive joke anyway.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 12, 2018 12:56 PM (Rarvo)

395 Oh yeah,oresidents never refer to lawnakers by their first names.Impeach!

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 12:56 PM (BXMxN)

396 Merkel's boobs.

How in the bejesus did you manage to even think to look past that face of hers?

you are made of stronger stuff than me Boobchecker Din

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 12, 2018 12:56 PM (37IEG)

397

Merkel has giant boobs?

Well, one of them is her husband.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 12:56 PM (HaL55)

398 The Republicans COULD have convicted, they certainly had a case for it.

Negative. You need 2/3 of the Senate to convict. The Republicans had 55 seats. Not a single Democrat voted for impeachment on any count.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2018 12:51 PM (/tuJf)

-----------------

The new Senate today looks to be about the same as back then. Hopefully they are not quite dumb enough to waste all that time, money and energy on a foregone conclusion.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 12, 2018 12:56 PM (ffYR/)

399 390 Seriously though,so was Sanchez.Is there any doubt he is better than Marlk Sanchez?LOL

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 12:57 PM (BXMxN)

400 So we will never know the motivation for this muzzie's attack.

Maybe it was due to global warming.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 12, 2018 12:57 PM (pw+jk)

401 380 374 Aforementioned Merkel pic here.

https://bit.ly/2BbV7g2

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2018 12:53 PM (Agn5J)

Good Lord..did she mean to show so much cleavage?
Posted by: IC at December 12, 2018 12:54 PM (a0IVu)

I doubt it was an accident. You work with what ya got. She's German.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 12:57 PM (xJa6I)

402 Well, to be honest, PDT should not have been calling Schumer and Pelosi , Chuck and Nancy yesterday. They should have been called Rep. Pelosi and Sen. Schumer and someone needs to remind Trump of that. Should they have called him Don?
Posted by: Jen the original at December 12, 2018 12:55 PM (L/94n)

Shrug. Frankly, I find the pompousness to be a bit obnoxious. I'm okay with less formality in that regard.

For example, I roll my eyes when colleagues expert their staff to call them "Attorney Smith" instead of "John" or whatever although it is a title that lawyers can use. If they want to sound like douchebags.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2018 12:58 PM (GBteo)

403 The new Senate today looks to be about the same as
back then. Hopefully they are not quite dumb enough to waste all that
time, money and energy on a foregone conclusion.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 12, 2018 12:56 PM (ffYR/)
You mean, more money then we've already wasted on the Mueller investigation, yes?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 12, 2018 12:58 PM (37IEG)

404


He's been out of the league for two years. You don't just jump back in after that long of a break.


He's a .500 QB. Middlin' at best.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 12:58 PM (HaL55)

405
Merkel has giant boobs? Someone actually checked her out?

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2018 12:52 PM (a0IVu)


There is a famous picture of her in an evening dress that makes it difficult not to notice

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 12, 2018 12:58 PM (TAmPV)

406 399.

ooh your right. colin should go to DC and maybe his leg will break too

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 12, 2018 12:58 PM (Rarvo)

407 That Merkel picture put me off ham....

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 12:58 PM (BXMxN)

408
I doubt it was an accident. You work with what ya got. She's German.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 12:57 PM (xJa6I)
So, I hesitate to ask, does she got a pony?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 12, 2018 12:58 PM (37IEG)

409 expect* (and pretend I fixed all my other typos. I'm tired.)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2018 12:59 PM (GBteo)

410 he is and was a has-been since he lost the super bowl.

good first try though.

Posted by: was a niner fan, but not anymore at December 12, 2018 12:59 PM (LG/rj)

411 I would love to see Kaepernick back on the field, and then watch his leg get snapped just like Joe Theismann's in his first set of downs.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2018 12:59 PM (Kpl3J)

412 Merkel actually looked nice in that pic though a bit too much boobs on display for a lady her age..

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2018 12:59 PM (a0IVu)

413 Well, to be honest, PDT should not have been calling Schumer and Pelosi , Chuck and Nancy yesterday.

====
Right. He should have called them Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 12, 2018 12:59 PM (pw+jk)

414 older Euro women sometimes tend to be inappropriately sexual. it's weird and creepy.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 12, 2018 12:59 PM (Rarvo)

415 Sorry Angela, face comes before tits.

Posted by: JEM at December 12, 2018 12:59 PM (8erNz)

416 When the Constitution was written a misdemeanor was a far mare serious crime than they are today. When people think any little modern misdemeanor is grounds for impeachment they are wrong.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 12, 2018 12:53 PM (TAmPV)

I don't think the Supremes have ever weighed in on the question.

And with our current rule by Judges involved, you KNOW the lawsuits would be flying in all directions... because the Supremes declared the courts the arbiter of all constitutional questions.

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 12:59 PM (NgKpN)

417 When Brits start losing their minds and I feel sorry for them, I just watch Braveheart and The Patriot and the feeling goes away. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2018 12:47 PM (H7LIz)

I don't remember the film Revolution with Al Pacino to be very good. But there was a fox chasing scene, where an American is the live bait, that was pretty harrowing for me as a kid.

Also Natassja Kinski for the Morons to appreciate.

Posted by: LizLem at December 12, 2018 01:00 PM (hvf9s)

418 Those boobs were issued to her by the East German government. Katarina Witt received the same prototype.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2018 01:00 PM (H7LIz)

419 The new Senate today looks to be about the same as
back then. Hopefully they are not quite dumb enough to waste all that time, money and energy on a foregone conclusion.

===

the new Senate GOP is fucking lot less cuckier than the current one. no flake, no mccain.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 01:00 PM (7J5t2)

420 Well, to be honest, PDT should not have been calling Schumer and Pelosi , Chuck and Nancy yesterday. They should have been called Rep. Pelosi and Sen. Schumer and someone needs to remind Trump of that. Should they have called him Don?
Posted by: Jen the original at December 12, 2018 12:55 PM (L/94n)

Normally I would agree with you. But fuck Chuck and Nancy.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2018 01:00 PM (NFEMn)

421 413
Well, to be honest, PDT should not have been calling Schumer and Pelosi , Chuck and Nancy yesterday.

I'm not sure there's a proper to term of address for people who imply you have no dick.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 12, 2018 01:00 PM (37IEG)

422 414 older Euro women sometimes tend to be inappropriately sexual. it's weird and creepy.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 12, 2018 12:59 PM (Rarvo)

Macron's wife is a good example..she tends to dress way too young for her age.

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2018 01:00 PM (a0IVu)

423 348 >>The Republicans COULD have convicted, they certainly had a case for it.

Negative. You need 2/3 of the Senate to convict. The Republicans had 55 seats. Not a single Democrat voted for impeachment on any count.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2018 12:51 PM (/tuJf)

I thought I recalled them having 60 GOP back then. A little internet research later, I stand corrected sir.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 01:00 PM (xJa6I)

424 here is my understanding of the Theresa May brexit situation -- tell me, is this correct?

The UK public, and the parliament, is currently about even split along three lines. The factions are:

1. Hardline Brexiteers, who want "Out" at all costs, even a "hard Brexit" -- i.e. no deal. And they favor take-no-prisoners negotiations with the EU, and will say "Fuck you" to the EU if they don't cave to UK demands.

2. Softline Brexiteers, like Theresa May, who give lip serivce to brexit, but really are globalists at heart, and are willing to sign with with a separate agreement with the EU that really isn't much different from the original EU agreement in the first place. AKA "centrists."

3. Socialist-globalist-fascist, who demand that the UK stay in the EU, and want to ignote the vote and dispense with democracy, and keep the Brits enslave to the EU bureaucrats forever.

The problem is this: the "centrists" are really only about 10%-15% of the population, and yet they are in power, as a untenable compromise. 55% of the country are hardline Brexiteers, but they only have about 40% in Parliament, so they can't put in their guy.

meanwhile, the fascist left is looking to exploit the fracturing of the conservatives into hard and soft, and trying to usher in communist mania Jeremy Corbyn, if the Conservatives disintegrate.

Do I have this correct?

Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2018 01:01 PM (c+2jX)

425 I read this in the comments on the article about conservative gays: "Kaepernick is legitimately a better QB than the majority of backups in the NFL."

Here's a 2017 Sports Illustrated article making the case there are 15 backup QBs better than Kaepernick:
http://tinyurl.com/ydz7sadm

but he says that's not the whole story. By his analysis Kaepernick is not good in the pocket, and when he starts to move, he takes his eyes off the field and drops his throwing stance. By the time he's set up to throw again, he is JUST THEN looking down field and having to mentally process all the changes that happened while he was moving around with his eyes and mind off of everything but his scramble.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 12, 2018 01:01 PM (9qZ3S)

426 He's been out of the league for two years. You don't just jump back in after that long of a break.

He's a .500 QB. Middlin' at best.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 12:58 PM (HaL55)

He's a college QB trying to play in an NFL system.

Can't throw from the pocket for crap.

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 01:01 PM (NgKpN)

427


Sorry Angela, face comes before tits.


Not if they're that big. She'll never get her nose broken if she walks into a wall, IYKWIM.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 01:01 PM (HaL55)

428 Right. He should have called them Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber.

"Thing One and Thing Two, Thing Two and Thing One..."

Posted by: JEM at December 12, 2018 01:01 PM (8erNz)

429 366 A millennial NPCer was interviewing his British granny, asking about what WW2 was like but also asked her about Brexit. She didn't vote in that election, but if had would have voted Brexit. She said the British empire has stood alone before, she had confidence it could do so again. Optimism in the British spirit of grit and determination.

Posted by: LizLem at December 12, 2018 12:53 PM (hvf9s)

Which is part of the backdrop for why conservative Americans are more pro-Brit than the EU-Brits are.

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 01:01 PM (+ZMGe)

430 Thanks, steevy. Just wondered since I do not follow the NFL.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 12, 2018 01:01 PM (aW5/6)

431 >>I thought I recalled them having 60 GOP back then. A little internet research later, I stand corrected sir.

No worries.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2018 01:01 PM (/tuJf)

432 When the Constitution was written a misdemeanor was a far mare serious crime than they are today. When people think any little modern misdemeanor is grounds for impeachment they are wrong.
==
obviously, if you get to 66 votes in teh senate, the crime would be actually big enough to get folks from both parties (if they envisioned only 2 parties) to play along. not just some suicidal ticky tack BS like what Pelosi is playing with now.

Again, if Trump Fights is true, he needs to get his DOJ on board. Fire those idiots at SDNy.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 01:02 PM (7J5t2)

433 communist mania = communist maniac

Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2018 01:02 PM (c+2jX)

434 422
414 older Euro women sometimes tend to be inappropriately sexual. it's weird and creepy.



Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 12, 2018 12:59 PM (Rarvo)

So they're kinda like Obama's Ex Vice President? Paste-eatin Joe?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 12, 2018 01:02 PM (37IEG)

435 Not if they're that big. She'll never get her nose broken if she walks into a wall, IYKWIM.

Part of the EU pedestrian-protection regulations that've been forced on automakers, why their cars look like someone punched them in the nose.

Posted by: JEM at December 12, 2018 01:02 PM (8erNz)

436 414 older Euro women sometimes tend to be inappropriately sexual. it's weird and creepy.

Posted by: Edith Piaf, Marlena Dietrich and Brigitte Bardot at December 12, 2018 01:02 PM (H7LIz)

437 Washington's going to bring back Krapperdick?

Eww.

He'll probably spend more time there being a political talking head than playing football anyway.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2018 01:02 PM (UnA8+)

438 >>>Katarina Witt received the same prototype.



One of my all-time favorite babes.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2018 01:02 PM (kFnmp)

439 zombie I couldn't even get thru your post!

I literally have no idea what the brits are doing here but ....they suck and their shit's all retarded so whatever.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 12, 2018 01:02 PM (Rarvo)

440 388 >>Merkel has giant boobs? Someone actually checked her out?

Posted by: IC

Ask Dubya. He groped her.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2018 12:55 PM (r9UYA)

Apparently there are pictures of Merkel in a dirndl out there somewhere. The Germans like their funbags big and readily accessible.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 01:02 PM (RD7QR)

441 Butt fuck Chuck and Nancy?You pervert.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 01:03 PM (BXMxN)

442
Macron's wife is a good example..she tends to dress way too young for her age."

Not to mention marrying too young for her age.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2018 01:03 PM (Kpl3J)

443 He's a .500 QB. Middlin' at best.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 12:58 PM (HaL55)

The worst thing that could ever happen to kapernick would be getting signed. It would would show everyone just what a dogshit qb he is. He's better off unemployed so he continue playing the victim card.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at December 12, 2018 01:03 PM (oh+79)

444 It seems that Baltimore finally figured out the solution to their murder problem...1-Gun buy back2???3-No more murders...right?

Posted by: Timon at December 12, 2018 01:03 PM (dKm4U)

445 BREAKING: Tory MP says Theresa May has just told them she will resign as U.K. Prime Minister before the next general election

When is the nest general election?


I would like to see Boris Johnson get in but it will probably be Communist (technically Labor candidate) anti Semite Jeremy Corbyn.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2018 01:03 PM (AllCR)

446 You mean, more money then we've already wasted on the Mueller investigation, yes?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 12, 2018 12:58 PM (37IEG)

----------

The Mewler $30 million and counting would look like couch cushion money compared to a full blown impeachment investigation.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 12, 2018 01:03 PM (ffYR/)

447
Shrug. Frankly, I find the pompousness to be a bit obnoxious. I'm okay with less formality in that regard.

For example, I roll my eyes when colleagues expert their staff to call them "Attorney Smith" instead of "John" or whatever although it is a title that lawyers can use. If they want to sound like douchebags.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2018 12:58 PM (GBteo)

They were in a public setting on camera. It's just simple manners and respect and I would simply prefer for Trump to continue to try to elevate respect for institutions. He has tried to do that in many other areas, yesterday ended up as more reality show than discussions. Yes. I know the two Dems pushed it on purpose, but PDT had the upper hand and could have controlled it even more.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 12, 2018 01:03 PM (L/94n)

448 obviously, if you get to 66 votes in teh senate, the crime would be actually big enough to get folks from both parties (if they envisioned only 2 parties) to play along. not just some suicidal ticky tack BS like what Pelosi is playing with now.

Again, if Trump Fights is true, he needs to get his DOJ on board. Fire those idiots at SDNy.
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 01:02 PM (7J5t2)

Believe it or not, at least according to the Federalist Papers, the founders seemed to believe there would be no parties, but rather many "factions" that would have to form coalitions.

Of course, we ended up with 2 parties within like 5 years of the Constitution being implemented, so... bit of a misread on that one.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2018 01:03 PM (GBteo)

449 434. Oh yeah! I'm sure Uncle Joe has spent way too much time across the pond or something!

But at least he wears suits in public, not assless chaps or booty shorts, which honestly is kind of the equivalent of that awful dress Merkel was wearing.

dear lord my eyes

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 12, 2018 01:04 PM (Rarvo)

450 Kaep is just some guy with more media coverage than your average NFL QB who is currently bagging groceries.

I am a redskins fan, I kinda care enough about his political posturing, but we aren't the team who cut him after he went to a superbowl. He's a scrambling QB who can't throw good because he doesn't make good decisions.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 01:04 PM (7J5t2)

451 For mass market chocolates, Hershey's Nuggets are awesome.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 01:04 PM (xJa6I)

452 433 communist mania = communist maniac
Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2018 01:02 PM (c+2jX)

Not to mention Islamo-maniac.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2018 01:04 PM (UnA8+)

453
Macron's wife is a good example..she tends to dress way too young for her age.

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2018 01:00 PM


Saw a funny video of the two of them this morning. Apparently they flew down to Argentina together. The ramp gets rolled up to the plane and guy with yellow vest is there to great them.

You could see the fear in Macrons eyes for a second. The french writer used the word 'humiliate'. Which apparently is the same in both languages.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 12, 2018 01:04 PM (jYje5)

454 Nood btw

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 01:05 PM (BXMxN)

455 They were in a public setting on camera. It's just simple manners and respect and I would simply prefer for Trump to continue to try to elevate respect for institutions. He has tried to do that in many other areas, yesterday ended up as more reality show than discussions. Yes. I know the two Dems pushed it on purpose, but PDT had the upper hand and could have controlled it even more.
Posted by: Jen the original at December 12, 2018 01:03 PM (L/94n)

You may be right, but again -- not something I'm going to get worked up about. This whole obsession that DC has with titles is very... british.

In my opinion at least. I can totally see your argument though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2018 01:05 PM (GBteo)

456 A lot of people use the phrase "liberal heads explode". I've tried to get them to do that, but frankly, I don't think they have enough oomph to do that. Maybe they start sputtering, or spitting, but no boom boom. Maybe if they interacted more with jihadists we would see some fireworks.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 12, 2018 01:05 PM (3sjI6)

457 There are 32 NFL teams and maybe 20 NFL quarterbacks. Maybe 5 of them are consistently very good, the other 15 have some good games and some average games.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 12, 2018 01:05 PM (U/b2O)

458 the is why when for.

Posted by: Chris M at December 12, 2018 01:05 PM (eAZVt)

459 yes, May sold out Brexit to Brussels, AND it seems she was involved in the plot to elect Hillary and frame Trump ... in cahoots with our DeepState seditionists.


Globalists of a feather should be tarred and feathered together.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2018 01:05 PM (Cus5s)

460 Schumer and Pelosi -- I'd have called them Jerkweed and Granny Botox, but that's just me.

Posted by: Hands at December 12, 2018 01:05 PM (786Ro)

461 Merkel reminds me of "Frau" from Austin Powers, only, not as cute.

Think about that.


But her prototype was the Russian bitch from Russia with Love (Lotte Lenya as Rosa Klebb)

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 12, 2018 01:06 PM (37IEG)

462
Well, to be honest, PDT should not have been calling Schumer and Pelosi , Chuck and Nancy yesterday.


Yes the honorable senator from New York would have been more becoming of the office.

Posted by: Deep State Cuckservative at December 12, 2018 01:06 PM (TAmPV)

463 445 BREAKING: Tory MP says Theresa May has just told them she will resign as U.K. Prime Minister before the next general election

When is the nest general election?


I would like to see Boris Johnson get in but it will probably be Communist (technically Labor candidate) anti Semite Jeremy Corbyn.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Holy shit!

Britain's fate is now on the knife-edge. If they go with Corbyn, it'll be Clockwork Orange Times within the month.

To answer your question: There are no regularly scheduled elections in Britain. They happen when the PM "calls for" them.

Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2018 01:06 PM (c+2jX)

464 In the US in general or just Mormon communities? They are very missions-centric so that might account for it. I imagine in most urban settings ESL would be more common than learning foreign languages in schools. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2018 12:54 PM (/qEW2)

S&CB, It is definitely a Utah thing. Kids in multiple counties along the Wasatch front are getting immersed in Chinese, Portuguese, Spanish, French, etc. Bring in a native speaker to teach the kids when possible. But I have relatives out of state that say their K-6 grade curriculum is doing this as well.

Posted by: LizLem at December 12, 2018 01:08 PM (hvf9s)

465 >>>Merkel has giant boobs?

Any native German who voted for her.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2018 01:08 PM (/qEW2)

466 201 So, the incoming House Judiciary Chair announced he will impeach trump and the new NY AG will go after everyone trump knows in NY state.

it's war.
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 12:31 PM (7J5t2)

Letitia James, the odious NY AG, appeared to be in search of a crime that would send all the Trump kids to prison, per her claims. How do you combat someone like that? Do a deep dive on all her family members (as well as, herself) and make sure she understands there is a reciprocity available? How do you make these power hungry people back off? And,for all those folks who are now saying that rosenstein is a good guy: remember he was the DOJ official that made Berman recuse himself from US A for SDNY, in order to make the Cohen raid possible, which provided the trove of information James is planning to use.

Posted by: Ever at December 12, 2018 01:08 PM (1Zh0U)

467 Strasbourg gunman shouted "Allahu Akbar" as he carried out attack

He was a good boy.
Posted by: Mama Macron at December 12, 2018 12:17 PM (vtcmf)

The French knew he was becoming radicalized in prison. Why the fuck didn't they simply arrange for him to die, in prison, in a tragic accident? Slip and fall in the bathtub, f'rinstance.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2018 01:09 PM (fDU8w)

468 >>> Macron's wife is a good example..she tends to dress way too young for her age."

She does not know how to dress for her body type, I'm convinced. Just wearing Chanel all the time will not solve all your fashion sins. She has a boyish boxy body and knobby knees. The Anna Wintour dress jacket and skirt combos get tired. Needs to borrow FLOTUS' stylist for a day and see what he could do with her. But I bet she's too proud, aka French, to ask.

Posted by: LizLem at December 12, 2018 01:11 PM (hvf9s)

469 Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2018 01:01 PM (c+2jX)

I'm not sure the hardline Brexiters are an absolute majority. 55% seems high.

But I do believe they're a higher percentage than the other two factions.

The Brits I work with are anti-Brexit but they're technocrats with real skill, so in the minority back home

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 01:11 PM (xJa6I)

470 The problem is this: the "centrists" are really only about 10%-15% of the population, and yet they are in power, as a untenable compromise. 55% of the country are hardline Brexiteers, but they only have about 40% in Parliament, so they can't put in their guy.

meanwhile, the fascist left is looking to exploit the fracturing of the conservatives into hard and soft, and trying to usher in communist mania Jeremy Corbyn, if the Conservatives disintegrate.

Do I have this correct?


Well...I'm not sure.

There's the Euroskeptic Tories.

There's the globalist Tories.

There's the Brexit-voting nationalist Labour.

There's the rusted-on Socialist Labour, not mutually exclusive with the former.

The Brexit vote was nothing like Tory vs Labour, the traditional 'Labour' shops outside London went heavily for Brexit while the banksters and those dependent on them went heavily against.

There's some great lectures (youtube 'Gresham College') on the history of the Brit EU thing. It was into the '70s Labour that was anti-EU and the Tories that were pro-EU. There is a nationalist element in Labour, and a consequent globalist element in the Conservatives.

Corbyn's been playing his brexit close to his vest, though I don't think he'd peel off too much of the globalist-Conservative vote he might well get back a bunch of the nationalist Labour vote.

Posted by: JEM at December 12, 2018 01:12 PM (8erNz)

471 And I'm sure the average Chinese who buys an American car will pay no price whatsoever for his effrontery.
Posted by: pep at December 12, 2018 12:20 PM (TpAxy)

For some obscure reason, Buicks are big sellers in China. which is why GM axed the Oldsmobile brand, and kept Buick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2018 01:13 PM (fDU8w)

472 Here's my favorite political boob joke.

https://tinyurl.com/y77dztkt

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2018 01:14 PM (/qEW2)

473 the media loves to conflate God and Allah. These are not the same.
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 12, 2018 12:21 PM (7J5t2)

True, dat. Allah is actually Satan. He has the same M.O.

And "allahu ackbar" does not mean "allah is great"; it means "allah is greatEST". Big difference.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2018 01:15 PM (fDU8w)

474 No one will ever be able to put the genie back in the bottle after the Founding fathers loosed it.
You'll still hear the warnings about losing what we fought for, because it IS a continuing battle to keep what we have.
But keep it we will.
Posted by: irongrampa


I found the American. God bless you.

Posted by: phone of kari at December 12, 2018 01:22 PM (8IQhD)

475 Maybe the Strasbourg peaceful immigrant did shout snackbars. So what? His motives are unknown and we mustn't jump to conclusions.

Posted by: Kingsnake at December 12, 2018 01:22 PM (3JbJY)

476 To answer your question: There are no regularly scheduled elections in Britain. They happen when the PM "calls for" them.
Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2018 01:06 PM (c+2jX)


Yep. There has to be a general election at least every five years, IIRC, but exactly when depends on when the PM calls for one. Then there's three weeks (!) of campaigning, followed by the election.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2018 01:24 PM (B6Nsl)

477 >99 Strasbourg gunman shouted "Allahu Akbar" as he carried out attack

>He was a good boy.
>Posted by: Mama Macron

He dindu nuffin.

Posted by: Smokey Behr at December 12, 2018 01:26 PM (ecadB)

478 So what's the SECOND Chinese word, Ace? WHAT?!

Posted by: Not Enough Lamp Posts at December 12, 2018 01:27 PM (S1+dw)

479 Yes the honorable senator from New York would have been more becoming of the office.
Posted by: Deep State Cuckservative at December 12, 2018 01:06 PM (TAmPV)


If the word "honorable" didn't stick in your throat. It would in mine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2018 01:27 PM (B6Nsl)

480 Christopher Steele disclosed information from his infamous dossier to Strobe Talbott, a longtime Clinton insider and former State Department official.
Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2018 12:36 PM (QkjLD)

Interesting.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2018 12:41 PM (NFEMn)

We need to lock Strobe Talbott in a room with Kurt Eichenwald.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2018 01:28 PM (fDU8w)

The Morning Rant

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"I have an idea. Why don't we let all of the south-of-the-border caravaners into the country, and then have them, including some MS-13 members, live in Meryl Streep's house? It's a win-win: the caravan crisis will be solved and Streep will be able to primp and preen and virtue-signal with her own money which is more authentic than when you do it with somebody else's."



Why Not?

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Human Rights:

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(h/t The Political Hat)



Because I Enjoy Seeing Happy Families:

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That Damn Radio:

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OK, Now *This* Is Gary Cooper:

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Isn't it?




And For the 'Rons, Some Classic Cheesecake:

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(click for enlargement)




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11/27 Pooky’sgirl reports that Pooky got permanent job, pay raise and bonus. Two months after last medication adjustment feeling like old self again , She would like to thank the horde for their prayers.

12/3 TonyPete’s two youngest sons have finally secured meaningful permanent employment, Thanks be to God!

12/1 SunnyDee is healing well after her C-section, Grateful to God that her husband who is an alcoholic said that he won’t drink for five weeks. PRAYER REQUEST-that he be able to sleep, Giving up alcohol has affected sleep and that he make a decision to not drink after the new year as well and get into a 12 step program


Prayer requests:

10/31- Tonypete’s friend Steve has a rare kind of blood cancer with a bad prognosis. Please pray for healing.

10/31-Tim’s brother was hit by a car and is partially paralyzed and needs healing.

10/31-mpfs’ MS has progressed. Please keep her in prayer for healing and strengthening.

10/31- TonyPete’s friend Steve has a rare kind of blood cancer with a bad prognosis. Please pray for healing.

10/31-Tim’s brother was hit by a car and is partially paralyzed and needs healing.

10/31-mpfs’ MS has progressed. Please keep her in prayer for healing and strengthening.

11/3 Old Blue-Prayers for continued strengthening and healing after surgery- He is grateful for all the prayers and support from the horde.

11/4-Old dog in Mo, cyst on wife’s pancreas was benign but needs healing in other ways.

11/4-Rita V, friend of Red, in need of healing.

11/10-prayers for people affected by disastrous camp fire in CA

11/12-Fox2! reports that his brother is still having issues, including low hemoglobin and cognitive problems, which appear to be caused by some of the meds he is taking. Trying to find an apartment near the brother he is staying with now, for once he gets cleared to live on his own again.

11/12-Patrick in Ohio needs some prayers for my Sister In Law she was moved into Hospice

11/12-qdsteve has a nephew who entered the army and asked for prayers for him

11/14-Continued prayers for Laughing in Texas' wife who has completed one set of cancer treatments and will begin another, Prayers for complete healing.

11/14 Prayers for RickL tumor has grown and has second one in lung. Prayers for complete healing.

11/14 Voter mom concerned about layoffs in husband’s company. Also a number of other horde folks need jobs including Kallisto and Beverly.

11/16-Didn’t get name of poster (sorry!) but he asked for prayers of healing for Antonia, a three year old girl in Baton Rouge hospital. Has a serious skin disease that can cause disfiguration and death.

11/17-Cheribebe asks for “extra prayer boost from horde.” Insurance dragging heels about new chemo treatment and bills are rolling in and finances are snug. Prayers for healing and that situations and insurance may be worked for her benefit.

11/23-Calm Mentor is going through a very difficult time right now. He is at his last bit of money. Support is appreciated through his new GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/help-with-time-to-find-employment

11/25-Shibumi continued recovery after surgery and comfort after death of her beloved cat.

11/26-Jim Sunk New Dawn asks for prayers for healing for his mechanic, Jeff, who is facing arterial surgery or may lose his leg.

11/27-Nurse Ratched asked for prayers of healing for 18 year old son who has issues with depression and isn’t talking.

11/27-Prayers for Slapweasel, Parents have moved in with him. Dad has dementia. Mom had stroke. Mom’s dog died, Slap lost money on business he can no longer run and he needs a donor for a liver transplant.

11/27-Poster “tehDave” is having a really hard time now. Disabled, lost job because of mental health concerns. Needs healing so he can get a job.

12/2-SMH is very concerned about her daughter who has become a Wiccan and has cut contact with her mom. Will not let her children see SMH. May God work in all ways.

12/2-NorthernLurker- 11 months since dear wife Faye died. Worst year of life, Prayers for continued healing. Also needs job or business, sense of direction and vision and ambition in terms of future occupation.

12/2-Grammie Winger has been released from hospital. Had facial nerve damage from lupus flare up. Can’t move face or see out of right eye. Wearing eye patch as eye won’t close. Needs prayers for complete healing.


Prayers for Comfort after Death and Healing and strength for survivors:

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11/12-Tinfoilbaby’s nephew and uncle both died. Nephew died from massive coronary leaving wife and children. Uncle died within two months after getting cancer. Please pray for comfort and strength for TFB and other friends and family members of his uncle and nephew

11/24-AnosaurusWrecks sister died after recently being diagnosed with cancer. Prayer of comfort and strength for family and friends.

Farmer asked for prayers for his friend Sarah whose husband committed suicide

JTB -relative has malignant tumor on pancreas. Needs healing

James Madison and family need prayers for comfort and strength and the surrounding love of God after the miscarriage of his wife. They lost their daughter who died in the womb at 15 weeks

MikeTheMoose-Lost his job of ten years because of a company layoff. He had worked as a controls engineer And he needs a new job


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Posted by: engineer at December 12, 2018 11:16 AM (G1biJ)

2 Now for the contents.

Posted by: engineer at December 12, 2018 11:17 AM (G1biJ)

3 th

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 11:18 AM (f3oO4)

4 my grandpa looked a great deal like gary cooper.

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 12, 2018 11:18 AM (0O7c5)

5 Now for the corgis.

Posted by: Off the reservation at December 12, 2018 11:18 AM (vWMNq)

6 Hey, what happened to the Elon Musk pictures?

Posted by: Chris M at December 12, 2018 11:18 AM (eAZVt)

7 Oh well, close!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 11:18 AM (f3oO4)

8 Oh, they got moved above the prayers. Never mind...

Posted by: Chris M at December 12, 2018 11:19 AM (eAZVt)

9 damnit, issues in chili caused me to miss top 5.

here's hoping I'm top 10 material...

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2018 11:19 AM (8D42x)

10 I want to know how she joined the search party without knowing she was searching for herself.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 11:19 AM (W+vEI)

11 Jane Russell!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 11:19 AM (W+vEI)

12 More DRT stories

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2018 11:20 AM (JFO2v)

13 Nice Mauser.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2018 11:20 AM (hLRSq)

14 Yay, Gorilla Pundit!

And Jane Russell.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 11:20 AM (kqsXK)

15 The old HWood stars weren't big on lifting, I see.

Posted by: pep at December 12, 2018 11:20 AM (TpAxy)

16 "I have an idea. Why don't we let all of the south-of-the-border caravaners into the country, and then have them, including some MS-13 members, live in Meryl Streep's house? It's a win-win: the caravan crisis will be solved and Streep will be able to primp and preen and virtue-signal with her own money which is more authentic than when you do it with somebody else's."

Well, with the bricks she would shit, Trump could have the Wall built in no time.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 12, 2018 11:20 AM (3sjI6)

17 Joan Collins!!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at December 12, 2018 11:20 AM (YezGB)

18 So, Batman- Latex fetish or cape wearing Furry?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 12, 2018 11:20 AM (jp0Bv)

19 We should encourage our good socially responsible corporations to also fully support open borders.

The Apple Store, Target, Starbucks etc. should all leave their stores open and unlocked at night even when nobody's working there and it's not normal business hours.

If you don't, you're a racist child hater.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2018 11:21 AM (KUaJL)

20
Two things.


Broomhandel Mauser for the win!!!!

_and_


I about spit my gum out at "click for enlargement"

Posted by: fixeruper at December 12, 2018 11:21 AM (8XRCm)

21 10 I want to know how she joined the search party without knowing she was searching for herself.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 11:19 AM (W+vEI)


So do I. That's why I framed it with Elon smoking a giant blunt. That's the only possible explanation I can think of.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 12, 2018 11:21 AM (NHSI4)

22 Pointy...

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 11:21 AM (RD7QR)

23 Chile* bloody speed typing. and no, there were no carrots involved...

and that poor lady is a touch chilly...

rita heyworth?

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2018 11:21 AM (8D42x)

24 17 Joan Collins!!
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at December 12, 2018 11:20 AM (YezGB)


...and a night in the box is coming your way.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 12, 2018 11:22 AM (NHSI4)

25 What's the big deal about the woman joining a search party for herself? Most people were looking to find themselves in the 60s.

Posted by: pep at December 12, 2018 11:22 AM (TpAxy)

26 Elon Musk to unveil a new VR system providing a virtual psychedelic experience nearly indistinguishable from the real thing. Working name is Oculus Spliff.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:22 AM (NWiLs)

27 prayers up for all the ones who requested them. prayers up for our great country. prayers up for all the horde and all their needs.

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 12, 2018 11:22 AM (0O7c5)

28 I don't know about that enlargement. They look the same size to me. She should sue her plastic surgeon.

Posted by: Off the reservation at December 12, 2018 11:22 AM (vWMNq)

29
Jane Russell was a fine specimen.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 12, 2018 11:23 AM (PtOP4)

30 Barack Obama is a stuttering clustef*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 11:23 AM (h9QN9)

31 I lost a lot of respect for Gary Cooper when I found out he forced Patricia Neal to abort his baby.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 11:23 AM (BXMxN)

32 24 17 ...and a night in the box is coming your way.


With Joan Collins?

Posted by: Off the reservation at December 12, 2018 11:23 AM (vWMNq)

33 Open Borders Begins at Home needs to be practiced by all of the twats who have the Hate Has No Home Here signs on their lawns. But then the left never practices what it preaches

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2018 11:23 AM (OLCnA)

34 >>Barack Obama is a stuttering clustef*ck of a malignant traitor.





Hi, AllenG!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 11:24 AM (W+vEI)

35 18 So, Batman- Latex fetish or cape wearing Furry?
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 12, 2018 11:20 AM (jp0Bv)

Well, if Furies actually mostly looked Like Julie Newmar in the Cat Suit? Instead of a bunch of fat Gay guys?

I'd have to take a look at that community.

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 11:24 AM (NgKpN)

36 From 1952, Russell and Bob Hope sing "Am I In Love?" in Son of Paleface:

https://tinyurl.com/yasyg42u

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 11:24 AM (kqsXK)

37 Oh!

I guess I should inform the Horde, since you're all such nice, caring, sensitive folk.

(... honestly, I'm not sure how much of that was sarcasm myself...)

My wife and I are working through the State of TX to become licensed to adopt (insert libertarian screaming here). This last weekend, we sent in our penultimate round of paperwork. We have just a couple more forms to fill out (geeze, it's like getting a mortgage), and then our home study.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 11:25 AM (h9QN9)

38 33 Open Borders Begins at Home needs to be practiced by all of the twats who have the Hate Has No Home Here signs on their lawns. But then the left never practices what it preaches
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2018 11:23 AM (OLCnA)

Funny how the same people who have the 'hate has no home here' signs...

HATE Trump and all his supporters.

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 11:25 AM (NgKpN)

39 I, for one, plan to check out of reality permanently once VR becomes self-aware.

Posted by: pep at December 12, 2018 11:25 AM (TpAxy)

40 Globalist Oligarch Propoganda:

Trump had a tantrum

Trump was owned by Schemer and Palsy

Reality:

None of the above.

Tho, I Will hear the GOP repeated today from brain washed liberals. Sad!

Posted by: Smaug at December 12, 2018 11:25 AM (MKLBv)

41 Prayers for all you on the list. I hate seeing so many bad things happening to decent people.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:26 AM (NWiLs)

42 I, for one, plan to check out of reality permanently once VR becomes self-aware.

Posted by: pep at December 12, 2018 11:25 AM (TpAxy)

once it's self-aware, it might check us out all by itself...

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2018 11:26 AM (8D42x)

43 >>...and a night in the box is coming your way.


>>With Joan Collins?


Something tells me it would be fun!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BrM3Dn-l1wo/

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 11:26 AM (W+vEI)

44 She has a couple of good points about buxomness.

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 12, 2018 11:27 AM (88+cf)

45 Indeed prayers for the Horde members in need.

Posted by: Smaug at December 12, 2018 11:27 AM (MKLBv)

46 Barack Obama is a stuttering clustef*ck of a malignant traitor.


Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 11:23 AM (h9QN9)

Allen, I clicked on your nic and apparently you have a blog??

Posted by: Timon at December 12, 2018 11:27 AM (dKm4U)

47 31 I lost a lot of respect for Gary Cooper when I found out he forced Patricia Neal to abort his baby.
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 11:23 AM (BXMxN)
the more you find out about people....ugh

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 12, 2018 11:27 AM (0O7c5)

48 Here's Jane Russell and Marilyn Monroe in front of Grauman's Chinese Theater, where Monroe allegedly told Russell that, instead of their handprints, they should put Russell's breasts and Monroe's bottom in the cement.

https://tinyurl.com/yd25llhc

And Russell's measurements, I am informed, were 38D-24-36, with size 8 feet.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 11:28 AM (kqsXK)

49 No need to click for enlargement on Ms Cheesecake, as her elbows are quite prominent.

But I ain't got a clue as to who she is.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2018 11:28 AM (Z4rgH)

50 Is that a Mauser C-96 Broomhandle I see before me?

Posted by: Zombie Macbeth at December 12, 2018 11:28 AM (+y/Ru)

51 >>I hate seeing so many bad things happening to decent people.


You should watch bad things happen to me. Problem solved.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2018 11:28 AM (uGgbX)

52
My sister is a huge open borders supporter. She teaches Spanish as a FIRST language in high school so I imagine its due to a lot of empathy towards some of her students.

In any event.... she was spouting off recently of Fascistbook that there were concert goers illegally parking in her apartments parking lot.

*I*, being truly concerned for her emotional well being, suggested that she just consider them as "undocumented parking refugees" and to stop being such a one percenter.

Thanksgiving dinner was.... interesting.

Posted by: fixeruper at December 12, 2018 11:28 AM (8XRCm)

53 I feel so bad about my attempt at identifying the starlet. I was so out in left field. it's embarrassing.

I shall now perform copious amounts of research as penance....

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2018 11:28 AM (8D42x)

54 Allen, I clicked on your nic and apparently you have a blog??

That's just some nasty rumor.

(writes note to self to update blog some time this coming year)

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 11:28 AM (h9QN9)

55 Brad Parscale
@parscale
Hey @facebook @Twitter @Google we are watching. This is your opportunity to make sure the playing field is level. MAGA

Posted by: Max BOOThole at December 12, 2018 11:29 AM (BqBId)

56 Can we do the Meryl Streep / MS-13 thing, or will Judge Kahuna rule that the 8th Amendment about cruel and unusual punishment applies to non-citizens too?

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2018 11:29 AM (9rXxD)

57 CNN
@CNN
Scientists say that beef consumption must fall drastically to avert a climate catastrophe. But even if you're not ready to give it up entirely, you still have plenty of options that will make a big difference: https://cnn.it/2EpjniC

Bug Foundation, a startup based in Germany, developed a burger made from mealworms that is now stocked in more than 1,000 supermarkets across Belgium, the Netherlands and Germany.
" If you compare insects with beef, for the same amount of protein, you need roughly 1,000 times less water, 10 times less feed and you emit up to 100 times less greenhouse gases," said Baris Oezel, co-founder of Bug Foundation.

-
Yeah, no. When I was a kid I had a pet horned toad (who I named Alfred because his profile resembled Hitchcock) and I fed him meal worms. That's the closest I'll ever get to meal worm meals.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 11:29 AM (+y/Ru)

58 My wife and I are working through the State of TX to become licensed to adopt (insert libertarian screaming here). This last weekend, we sent in our penultimate round of paperwork. We have just a couple more forms to fill out (geeze, it's like getting a mortgage), and then our home study.
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 11:25 AM (h9QN9)

Good for you and Mrs. G! I've known folks who've adopted. The state makes it a maximum pain in the ass.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:29 AM (NWiLs)

59 9 damnit, issues in chili caused me to miss top 5.

here's hoping I'm top 10 material...
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2018 11:19 AM (8D42x)

Carrots revolted?

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 11:29 AM (NgKpN)

60 On the NJ 10 round mag limit... don't kid yourself, the NJSP will enforce this in the manner that they do with fireworks and the NJ F&W enforces fishing regs: they will monitor vehicle tags at ranges, clubs, and marinas... they will make several high visibility arrests and promote the hell out of them and the convictions.

Btw... the NJ F&W will come to your door to check on Exotic Wildlife Permits, impound, fine and make arrests for violations.

Best to have a canoe accident soonly.

Posted by: BluesFish at December 12, 2018 11:30 AM (Avx42)

61 Wife update: she has complete 1/2 of her radiation treatments and is irritated at the rate at which hair grows.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 12, 2018 11:30 AM (81OU+)

62 My wife and I are working through the State of TX to become licensed to adopt (insert libertarian screaming here). This last weekend, we sent in our penultimate round of paperwork. We have just a couple more forms to fill out (geeze, it's like getting a mortgage), and then our home study.
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 11:25 AM (h9QN9)

----------------

Congratulations! My now Ex and I adopted our daughter from an agency in Austin, although we lived in Atlanta. I know the paperwork, expense and home study all too well. Taking her home (well, to hotel since we had to wait a week to be cleared to leave the state with her) was the best day of my life. Good luck!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 12, 2018 11:30 AM (ffYR/)

63 Btw, one elbow is lower than the other by a significant amount. Not that I used a ruler or anything.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2018 11:30 AM (Z4rgH)

64 My sister is a huge open borders supporter. She teaches Spanish as a FIRST language in high school so I imagine its due to a lot of empathy towards some of her students.

In any event.... she was spouting off recently of Fascistbook that there were concert goers illegally parking in her apartments parking lot.

*I*, being truly concerned for her emotional well being, suggested that she just consider them as "undocumented parking refugees" and to stop being such a one percenter.

Thanksgiving dinner was.... interesting.

Posted by: fixeruper at December 12, 2018 11:28 AM (8XRCm)



I can imagine how well that went over, but very well played my friend.

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2018 11:30 AM (8D42x)

65 Scientists say that beef consumption must fall drastically to avert a climate catastrophe.

Yeah...

F*ck that.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 11:30 AM (h9QN9)

66


Mmmm, Jane Russell.

If anybody needs me, I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 11:31 AM (HaL55)

67 63 Btw, one elbow is lower than the other by a significant amount. Not that I used a ruler or anything.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2018 11:30 AM (Z4rgH)

You an engineer?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:31 AM (NWiLs)

68 guns and hotties.

Best. Monkey. Ever.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:31 AM (xJa6I)

69 65 Scientists say that beef consumption must fall drastically to avert a climate catastrophe.

Shep Smith hardest hit.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:31 AM (NWiLs)

70 Scientists say a lot of stuff that turns out to be bullshit.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 11:31 AM (BXMxN)

71 "I'd really like to hook up with you and your friend"

"That's disgusting"

"I was just gonna sleep with her, but need you as a witnesss that everything was consensual."


**She stomps off angrily**

>Things actually seen and heard at the bar last night from one of my more conservative minded customers trying to irritate a feminista that was there.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 12, 2018 11:32 AM (rV640)

72 Mark! What's happenin'?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:32 AM (NWiLs)

73 Scientists say that beef consumption must fall drastically to avert a climate catastrophe.


They can Kiss My Ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 11:32 AM (ftdxp)

74 Things actually seen and heard at the bar last night from one of my more conservative minded customers trying to irritate a feminista that was there.

HA! That comment made my day.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 11:32 AM (h9QN9)

75
Scientists say that beef consumption must fall drastically to avert a climate catastrophe.

-----

But.... wont all those saved cows keep farting??

Posted by: fixeruper at December 12, 2018 11:33 AM (8XRCm)

76 Why do those pants have 2 flies?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 12, 2018 11:33 AM (xfb67)

77 70 Scientists say a lot of stuff that turns out to be...

No, people who claim to be scientists say a lot of stuff that turns out not to be true. When your politics decides what you'll say on matters scientific, you cease to be a scientist.

Posted by: pep at December 12, 2018 11:33 AM (TpAxy)

78 damnit, issues in chili caused me to miss top 5.

here's hoping I'm top 10 material...
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2018 11:19 AM (8D42x)

Carrots revolted?

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 11:29 AM (NgKpN)

nope, just an unnatural grinding of gears. made lots of metal where it wasn't supposed to.

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2018 11:33 AM (8D42x)

Posted by: pep at December 12, 2018 11:33 AM (TpAxy)

80 Allen G in the house!

How are you, man?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:33 AM (xJa6I)

81 willowed--I like this a lot!

471 428 400 Leave means leave.

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:00 AM (+ZMGe)
. . .

But Baby, its Cold outside...
Posted by: EU sings to Great Britain at December 12, 2018 11:18 AM (NgKpN)

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:33 AM (+ZMGe)

82 Scientists say that beef consumption must fall drastically to avert a climate catastrophe.



You try and try to swear off swearing and then some cocksuckers spouts off with some bullshit like this.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 11:34 AM (ftdxp)

83 >>Scientists say that beef consumption must fall drastically to avert a climate catastrophe. But even if you're not ready to give it up entirely, you still have plenty of options that will make a big difference: https://cnn.it/2EpjniC

Bug Foundation, a startup based in Germany, developed a burger made from mealworms that is now stocked in more than 1,000 supermarkets across Belgium, the Netherlands and Germany.






YUP! They are ramping up their push for bug-eating yet again.

We are not living in a 3rd world country. We do not HAVE to eat bugs, and you sure as heck cannot make us WANT to eat bugs.

No. NO. NJNBHN!

Bon Appetit magazine has been pushing this, probably other MSM food publication, too.

https://www.bonappetit.com/gallery/cricket-cookbook

https://www.bonappetit.com/story/whole30-melissa-hartwig-cricket-protein

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 11:34 AM (W+vEI)

84 A broom handled Mauser and a Glock. This day is shaping up already.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2018 11:34 AM (r9UYA)

85 71 "I'd really like to hook up with you and your friend"

"That's disgusting"

"I was just gonna sleep with her, but need you as a witnesss that everything was consensual."


**She stomps off angrily**

>Things actually seen and heard at the bar last night from one of my more conservative minded customers trying to irritate a feminista that was there.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 12, 2018 11:32 AM (rV640)

That's some funny shit right there.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:34 AM (NWiLs)

86
...and a night in the box is coming your way


>>With Joan Collins?



IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE JOAN COLLINS IS REALLY IN A BOX

Posted by: Ben Rothlessburger at December 12, 2018 11:34 AM (PtOP4)

87 78 damnit, issues in chili caused me to miss top 5.

here's hoping I'm top 10 material...
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2018 11:19 AM (8D42x)

Carrots revolted?

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 11:29 AM (NgKpN)

nope, just an unnatural grinding of gears. made lots of metal where it wasn't supposed to.
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2018 11:33 AM (8D42x)

What kind of metal do you put in your chili?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:34 AM (xJa6I)

88 How are you, man?

Good as can be expected and better than I deserve, all told.

I do miss the HQ, though.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 11:34 AM (h9QN9)

89 Jane Russell's first movie "The Outlaw" - about Billy the Kid - was on the teevee recently. At one point, she falls in a river. It's bunk-worthy.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at December 12, 2018 11:35 AM (NwPgk)

90 Scientists say that beef consumption must fall drastically to avert a climate catastrophe.

-----

But.... wont all those saved cows keep farting??
Posted by: fixeruper


Saved? They'll become extinct. No one is paying to keep animals fed that don't have a return on investment.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 11:35 AM (ftdxp)

91

Scientists say that people must give them money.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2018 11:35 AM (aKsyK)

92 I know how to cut beef consumption in half overnight. The half of the country that believes in AGW can stop eating beef and eat only bugs. Any takers, lefties?

I'll keep on eating beef.

Posted by: pep at December 12, 2018 11:36 AM (TpAxy)

93 -
--
Btw, one elbow is lower than the other by a significant amount. Not that I used a ruler or anything.


Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2018 11:30 AM

--------------------

Awesome! One each for the overhand and underhand technique.


Posted by: irright at December 12, 2018 11:36 AM (pMGkg)

94 84 A broom handled Mauser and a Glock. This day is shaping up already.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2018 11:34 AM (r9UYA)

*nods*

The best pistols from the 19th and 20th century.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:36 AM (xJa6I)

95

EM MEALWORM BURGER FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at December 12, 2018 11:36 AM (GEhPL)

96 91 Scientists beg.


Posted by: Off the reservation at December 12, 2018 11:37 AM (vWMNq)

97 A broom handled Mauser and a Glock. This day is shaping up already.

Posted by: Under Fire


"The Caliber That Lost Two World Wars"

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 11:37 AM (ftdxp)

98 Also: I see a nipple

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:37 AM (xJa6I)

99 91

Scientists say that people must give them money.

--------

So they don't have to get real jobs.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 12, 2018 11:37 AM (xfb67)

100 94 84 A broom handled Mauser and a Glock. This day is shaping up already.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2018 11:34 AM (r9UYA)

*nods*

The best pistols from the 19th and 20th century.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:36 AM (xJa6I)

Now you've done it. The 1911 purists will begin rampaging in 3...2...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:37 AM (NWiLs)

101 94 84 A broom handled Mauser and a Glock. This day is shaping up already.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2018 11:34 AM (r9UYA)

*nods*

The best pistols from the 19th and 20th century.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:36 AM (xJa6I)

and that's when the fight started...

Posted by: 1911A1 at December 12, 2018 11:37 AM (NgKpN)

102 100

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:37 AM (+ZMGe)

103 To show your commitment to open borders, you'll need to do a lot more than just leave your door open.

You should also leave your ATM card and PIN on the front entry table, along with the passwords to all of your online bank and brokerage accounts.

Because the "migrants" don't just want to live where you live, they want your MONEY too.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2018 11:38 AM (fqUgw)

104 The best pistols from the 19th and 20th century.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:36 AM (xJa6I)

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Ummmm..... Mr Peacemaker and Mr Colt 1911 would like a moment of your time...sir.

Posted by: fixeruper at December 12, 2018 11:38 AM (8XRCm)

105

No, people who claim to be scientists say a lot of stuff that turns
out not to be true. When your politics paycheck from George Soros decides what you'll say on
matters scientific, you cease to be a scientist.


FTFY

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 11:38 AM (HaL55)

106 Why is it called "broom handle?" I've never seen a handle on a broom.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2018 11:38 AM (aKsyK)

107 Scientists say that beef consumption must fall drastically to avert a climate catastrophe.


---

The Global Warming religion is progressing nicely. They're developing doctrines involving which foods you can eat and everything. I'm expecting that we'll see some of the formal religious rituals start to emerge soon.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2018 11:38 AM (KUaJL)

108 98
Also: I see a nipple


Two. Look again.


Posted by: Off the reservation at December 12, 2018 11:38 AM (vWMNq)

109 Now you've done it. The 1911 purists will begin rampaging in 3...2...
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:37 AM (NWiLs)


Ummmm..... Mr Peacemaker and Mr Colt 1911 would like a moment of your time...sir.
Posted by: fixeruper at December 12, 2018 11:38 AM (8XRCm)

Told you!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:39 AM (NWiLs)

110 103 To show your commitment to open borders, you'll need to do a lot more than just leave your door open.

You should also leave your ATM card and PIN on the front entry table, along with the passwords to all of your online bank and brokerage accounts.

Because the "migrants" don't just want to live where you live, they want your MONEY too.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2018 11:38 AM (fqUgw)

And you need to quit your job, and give it to them.

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 11:39 AM (NgKpN)

111 And you need to quit your job, and give it to them.

No. They don't want to work. They just want your money.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 11:40 AM (h9QN9)

112 I've never seen a handle on a broom.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr


Your divorce lawyer might be able to explain it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2018 11:40 AM (ZejZP)

113 Why is it called "broom handle?" I've never seen a handle on a broom.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2018 11:38 AM (aKsyK)

----

Some comments should just be whisked away.

Posted by: fixeruper at December 12, 2018 11:40 AM (8XRCm)

114 109 Now you've done it. The 1911 purists will begin rampaging in 3...2...
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:37 AM (NWiLs)


Ummmm..... Mr Peacemaker and Mr Colt 1911 would like a moment of your time...sir.
Posted by: fixeruper at December 12, 2018 11:38 AM (8XRCm)

Told you!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:39 AM (NWiLs)

Mwa ha ha....exactly as planned.

I DO think you can make the case that the C96 and the Glock were the 'best' military-issued pistols of the 19th and 20th century.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:40 AM (xJa6I)

115 103 To show your commitment to open borders, you'll need to do a lot more than just leave your door open.

You should also leave your ATM card and PIN on the front entry table, along with the passwords to all of your online bank and brokerage accounts.

Because the "migrants" don't just want to live where you live, they want your MONEY too.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2018 11:38 AM (fqUgw)

You must also make it clear that they can defecate and urinate wherever they want. Plus they are required to hate you.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 12, 2018 11:40 AM (MkcN1)

116 110 And you need to quit your job, and give it to them.


No. Many of them are flexible on that.

Posted by: Off the reservation at December 12, 2018 11:40 AM (vWMNq)

117 113 Why is it called "broom handle?" I've never seen a handle on a broom.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2018 11:38 AM (aKsyK)

----

Some comments should just be whisked away.
Posted by: fixeruper at December 12, 2018 11:40 AM (8XRCm)

Into the dustbin of history.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:40 AM (NWiLs)

118 21 Elon smoking a giant blunt.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 12, 2018 11:21 AM (NHSI4)

He's having fun.

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:40 AM (+ZMGe)

119 Daily Wire via Weasel Zippers. An extremely touching video of a busy airport concourse coming to a halt singing the Star Spangled Banner as kids who lost a parent in combat board a flight to Disney. Dust status, affirmed.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 11:41 AM (nAeGR)

120 And...

I'm out. Off to the office Christmas Party.
Free food, games, and all the booze that I don't drink anyway.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 11:41 AM (h9QN9)

121 >>"The Caliber That Lost Two World Wars"
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 11:37 AM (ftdxp)

But good enough for IRQ and AFG, apparently...

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 11:41 AM (Bdeb0)

122 >>Scientists say that beef consumption must fall drastically to avert a climate catastrophe.




But first, quantify the harm cow farts cause vs. private jet travel.

No really, I want a cow flatulence-to-jet fuel consumption carbon footprint (or whatever)comparison so I can get an idea of how much meat one has to consume to jeopardize Mother Earth in the same way that *one* cross-country private jet trip does.


Will 100 people have to swap out a beef burger for a meal worm burger to reduce carbon at the same rate a skipped private jet trip would save?
1000?
10,000?
100,000?
1,000,000?
10,000,000?

Because this really, really looks like "Let them eat bugs" kind of advice by people who have no intention of giving up their luxuries.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 11:41 AM (W+vEI)

123 "click to enlarge"

Ok. I'm at 1000 clicks. When does that enlargement happen?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2018 11:41 AM (PxTjI)

124 I DO think you can make the case that the C96 and the Glock were the 'best' military-issued pistols of the 19th and 20th century.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:40 AM (xJa6I)

-----

And my Dad used to say "Dog shit tastes good if you like it."

Posted by: fixeruper at December 12, 2018 11:41 AM (8XRCm)

125 Oh come, oh come, Zoooooooood/and ransom captive Israel....

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 11:42 AM (Bdeb0)

126 You should try our "beef" burgers.

Posted by: Soylent Green Inc. at December 12, 2018 11:42 AM (Ttdys)

127 118 He's having fun.


He said he was doing it wrong.

Posted by: Off the reservation at December 12, 2018 11:42 AM (vWMNq)

128 Elon smoking a giant blunt.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 12, 2018 11:21 AM (NHSI4)

He's having fun.
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:40 AM

You would too if you were filthy rich with help from the tax payers. He seems like the Wizzard of Oz and when the curtain gets pulled back, it won't be good.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 11:42 AM (nAeGR)

129 The broomhandle sometimes had this detachable stock that also functioned as a big holster. Any way it was kinda broom-shaped, so when attached, the gun itself became a "broom-handle".

Posted by: irright at December 12, 2018 11:42 AM (pMGkg)

130 Scientists say that beef consumption must fall drastically to avert a climate catastrophe.

Folks who claim to believe in climate change could make this happen tomorrow just by not buying it.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 12, 2018 11:42 AM (iys0/)

131 108 98
Also: I see a nipple


Two. Look again.


Posted by: Off the reservation at December 12, 2018 11:38 AM (vWMNq)

After a long, long study the shadow on the magnificent left elbow is getting in the way of my nipple spotting.

As is the fabric.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:42 AM (xJa6I)

132 Now you've done it. The 1911 purists will begin rampaging in 3...2...
Posted by: Insomniac


There's nothing to talk about.
When Mr. 9mm wins two world wars, we can re-visit the conversation.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 11:43 AM (ftdxp)

133
Oh.... and for the record..... Im not a 1911 snob. Im a fan, but not a snob.


I *AM* however... a CZ snob. For sure.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2018 11:43 AM (8XRCm)

134 You also have to protect them if they murder or rape your children.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 12, 2018 11:43 AM (MkcN1)

135 Scientists say "

Too bad no one warned us about big money and science...

/

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2018 11:43 AM (PxTjI)

136 Did she find herself?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2018 11:44 AM (oVJmc)

137
But first, quantify the harm cow farts cause vs. private jet travel.

No really, I want a cow flatulence-to-jet fuel consumption carbon footprint (or whatever)comparison so I can get an idea of how much meat one has to consume to jeopardize Mother Earth in the same way that *one* cross-country private jet trip does.


Will 100 people have to swap out a beef burger for a meal worm burger to reduce carbon at the same rate a skipped private jet trip would save?
1000?
10,000?
100,000?
1,000,000?
10,000,000?

Because this really, really looks like "Let them eat bugs" kind of advice by people who have no intention of giving up their luxuries.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 11:41 AM (W+vEI)

Psh. You expect that the wealthy are going to change their lifestyle? They'll just tithe some amount of money to Cardinal Gore and receive Carbon Indulgence.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2018 11:44 AM (KUaJL)

138 Scientists say that beef consumption must fall drastically to avert a climate catastrophe.

I've cut way back on beef. Now I'm mostly consuming free range Spotted Owl, and Snail Darter sushi.

Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2018 11:44 AM (8ikIW)

139 129 The broomhandle sometimes had this detachable stock that also functioned as a big holster. Any way it was kinda broom-shaped, so when attached, the gun itself became a "broom-handle".

Posted by: irright at December 12, 2018 11:42 AM (pMGkg)

lol wut?

The holster/stock is real (and you can use one today, legally, thanks to the age of the gun).

But I assume the 'Broomhandle' came from the grip of the C96, which looks like a broom handle.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:45 AM (xJa6I)

140 Hmmm... so the media is covering Cohen's sentencing with LIVE VIDEO.

Creating a huge ugly story, out of tax evasion.

OK then.

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 11:45 AM (NgKpN)

141 "Brummhaendel!" is a German shooting expression that soldiers used when using the Mauser in WW1.

Loosely translated: "Didja see that, Max? I shot that Tommy in the forehead, must've been at least fifty meters!"

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 11:45 AM (Bdeb0)

142 When Mr. 9mm wins two world wars, we can re-visit the conversation"

Heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2018 11:45 AM (PxTjI)

143 "@JonahNRO 22m

That feeling when you get on the Acela and reach in your bag for a power cord for your laptop and realize you left it at home."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2018 11:46 AM (ZejZP)

144 Meryl Streep owns a small place in Pasadena, only paid 3.6 million for it. Not much room for a tent city. I'm reasonably sure she doesn't live there full time however. CaravanBnB!

She also has an estate in Connecticut, lot size 3.9 million square feet.

Lots of room for an entire caravan city.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2018 11:46 AM (Z4rgH)

145 free range Spotted Owl, and Snail Darter sushi."

With dolphin sauce.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2018 11:46 AM (PxTjI)

146 >>Psh. You expect that the wealthy are going to change their lifestyle? They'll just tithe some amount of money to Cardinal Gore and receive Carbon Indulgence.



They want big, strong Americans to look like small, weak N Koreans.


Sure, you can give up beef and get yer protein from bugs*!



*Note: You have to eat millions upon millions of bugs to get equivalent protein, as well as expend all sorts of extra energy raising and preparing said bugs, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 11:46 AM (W+vEI)

147 I also hope that house with the open door is in a warm climate. If it's colder outside than in that house will be contributing to global warming.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 12, 2018 11:47 AM (MkcN1)

148 So the .45 over 9mm, Glock over 1911 wars have resumed. This is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: IP at December 12, 2018 11:47 AM (dM3St)

149 -
--
I've cut way back on beef. Now I'm mostly consuming free range Spotted Owl, and Snail Darter sushi.


Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2018 11:44 AM

---------------------------------

Also Baby Seal. (with traditional club-tenderization, of course)

Posted by: irright at December 12, 2018 11:47 AM (pMGkg)

150 Oh.... and for the record..... Im not a 1911 snob. Im a fan, but not a snob.


I *AM* however... a CZ snob. For sure.
Posted by: fixerupper


I'm neither a snob OR a fan. Being left handed, I'm done with the mag release calisthenics.

I am a snob of the .45acp round.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 11:47 AM (ftdxp)

151 123 "click to enlarge"

Ok. I'm at 1000 clicks. When does that enlargement happen?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2018 11:41 AM (PxTjI)

Picture her naked.

That should do it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:47 AM (xJa6I)

152 Psh. You expect that the wealthy are going to change their lifestyle? They'll just tithe some amount of money to Cardinal Gore and receive Carbon Indulgence.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2018 11:44 AM (KUaJL)

The story from enviros is that individuals going things will not help the problem, only societal and governmental Policy changes will.

So since what one person does won't make a difference, its OK then....

/head spins

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 11:47 AM (NgKpN)

153 I posted this upthread but if someone can do a linky thing to the story that would be cool.

Daily Wire via Weasel Zippers. An extremely touching video of a busy airport concourse coming to a halt singing the Star Spangled Banner as kids who lost a parent in combat board a flight to Disney. Dust status, affirmed.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 11:47 AM (nAeGR)

154
According to some twit affiliated with Patreon, when they deplatform you their actions are based on

Manifest
Observable
Behavior

and NOT your politics.

Interesting TLA, Patreon!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2018 11:47 AM (pNxlR)

155 You would too if you were filthy rich with help from the tax payers. He seems like the Wizzard of Oz and when the curtain gets pulled back, it won't be good.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 11:42 AM (nAeGR)


Which reminds me - I was watching The Man Who Came to Dinner the other night and realized that yes, despite the odd, fluttery voice, Billie Burke was a hot little minx.

https://tinyurl.com/y7qe9k6d

https://tinyurl.com/ya95o3rd

Bunk and tea time. BBL, maybe.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 11:48 AM (kqsXK)

156 That feeling when you get on the Acela "

When it reaches the dizzying speed of 50 mph?

Twatwaffle.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2018 11:48 AM (PxTjI)

157 @JonahNRO 22m

That feeling when you get on the Acela and reach in your bag for a power cord for your laptop and realize you left it at home."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2018 11:46 AM (ZejZP)

---------------------

Someone tweet back #firstworldacelacorridorproblems to him.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 12, 2018 11:48 AM (ffYR/)

158 cooper was lanky good.

Posted by: concrete girl at December 12, 2018 11:48 AM (LG/rj)

159 I have something of a harem relationship with firearms.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:48 AM (NWiLs)

160 -
--
lol wut?



The holster/stock is real (and you can use one today, legally, thanks to the age of the gun).



But I assume the 'Broomhandle' came from the grip of the C96, which looks like a broom handle.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:45 AM

------------------------------------------

I stand by my statement.

Posted by: irright at December 12, 2018 11:48 AM (pMGkg)

161 67 You an engineer?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:31 AM (NWiLs)


More of a talented amateur.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2018 11:48 AM (Z4rgH)

162 144 Meryl Streep owns a small place in Pasadena, only paid 3.6 million for it. Not much room for a tent city. I'm reasonably sure she doesn't live there full time however. CaravanBnB!

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2018 11:46 AM (Z4rgH)

There were 677 homeless on the streets in Pasadena at last count. She could invite them in.

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:49 AM (+ZMGe)

163 115 103 To show your commitment to open borders, you'll need to do a lot more than just leave your door open.

You should also leave your ATM card and PIN on the front entry table, along with the passwords to all of your online bank and brokerage accounts.

Because the "migrants" don't just want to live where you live, they want your MONEY too.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2018 11:38 AM (fqUgw)

You must also make it clear that they can defecate and urinate wherever they want. Plus they are required to hate you.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 12, 2018 11:40 AM (MkcN1)

+++

Drugs, diseases, drunk drivers, M-13 psychos, thieves of your I.D. What is not to love? Where is your compassion?

Posted by: washrivergal at December 12, 2018 11:49 AM (Kcf2u)

164 You an engineer?

Posted by: Insomniac

I LIKE TRAINS!

..Joey Biden...

Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2018 11:49 AM (8ikIW)

165 They're going to have to find really small horses for the meal worm cowboys to ride.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 11:50 AM (+y/Ru)

166 143 "@JonahNRO 22m

That feeling when you get on the Acela and reach in your bag for a power cord for your laptop and realize you left it at home."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2018 11:46 AM (ZejZP)
===

This guy is not going to do well when shit hits the fan. Dollars to doughnuts he will seek out us deplorables for help and support.

Posted by: Augustine at December 12, 2018 11:50 AM (BDZWU)

167 153 I posted this upthread but if someone can do a linky thing to the story that would be cool.

Daily Wire via Weasel Zippers. An extremely touching video of a busy airport concourse coming to a halt singing the Star Spangled Banner as kids who lost a parent in combat board a flight to Disney. Dust status, affirmed.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 11:47 AM (nAeGR)

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9wfr2u8

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:50 AM (+ZMGe)

168
@JonahNRO 22m

That feeling when you get on the Acela and reach in your bag for a power cord for your laptop and realize you left it at home.


I guess the two or three drones who view you as their "thought leader" will be adrift and rudderless for today then.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2018 11:50 AM (pNxlR)

169 They're going to have to find really small horses for the meal worm cowboys to ride.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

They could do some cross pollinating of the worm DNA and get them to the size of the ones in 'Tremors'

Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2018 11:51 AM (8ikIW)

170 Responsibility for one's actions?

DAT BE RACISS!!!!

Posted by: Constantine XI at December 12, 2018 11:51 AM (yiAMj)

171 This guy is not going to do well when shit hits the fan. Dollars to doughnuts he will seek out us deplorables for help and support.


Posted by: Augustine at December 12, 2018 11:50 AM



Living in mom's basement as he does, he won't know it's hit the fan until way too late.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2018 11:51 AM (0tfLf)

172 "he will seek out us deplorables for help and support."

He won't be alone either.. still parasites by any other name.

Posted by: IP at December 12, 2018 11:51 AM (dM3St)

173 Who among us hasn't been asked if you were trying to heat the world when you left the door open?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 12, 2018 11:51 AM (MkcN1)

174 The Senate passed the updated 2018 Farm Bill on Tuesday, which
legalized hemp and did away with implementing work requirements to
receive food stamps through the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance
Program (SNAP)


And some people wonder why some of us hate the Republican party with the heat of a million Suns.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2018 11:52 AM (r9UYA)

175 AllenG - how very exciting for you and your wife. Prayers that you will have a little one to love very soon. As for the paperwork - I am sure it was horrible but probably pales in comparison to CA...we did it a few years back and it was a giant pain in the ass.

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2018 11:52 AM (a0IVu)

176 >>159 I have something of a harem relationship with firearms. Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:48 AM (NWiLs)

Zod's own harem may soon be joined by a .270 Winchester. I am a bird shooter; I endeavor to become a deer shooter.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 11:52 AM (Bdeb0)

177 @JonahNRO 22m

That feeling when you get on the Acela and reach in your bag for a power cord for your laptop and realize you left it at home."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2018 11:46 AM (ZejZP)

For someone who wrote two books about how the left would like to send people like him to the gas chambers, he's surprisingly eager to buy his own train ticket.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2018 11:52 AM (KUaJL)

178 Who among us hasn't been asked if you were trying to heat the world when you left the door open?
Posted by: Northernlurker

Hi, My name is Bruce and I've been shamed by my dad..

Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2018 11:52 AM (8ikIW)

179 That feeling when you are halfway to DC on the Acela and you realize you forgot to leave the key to your house under the doormat for Paolo.
Jonah Goldberg

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 11:52 AM (BXMxN)

180 Manifest
Observable
Behavior

MOB. interesting.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:53 AM (NWiLs)

181 101 94 84 A broom handled Mauser and a Glock. This day is shaping up already.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2018 11:34 AM (r9UYA)

*nods*

The best pistols from the 19th and 20th century.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:36 AM (xJa6I)

and that's when the fight started...

Posted by: 1911A1


Mmmm, I don't see the 2 words Sig Saur anywhere in you're comment. So, sir you are mistaken.

Posted by: wrg500 at December 12, 2018 11:53 AM (+lvE9)

182 In San Francisco, there's an epidemic of "Porch Piracy," folks stealing Amazon packages off the front porch/steps/door of good tolerant liberals.

Miriam Karpilow said she and her husband no longer order anything that will be delivered to their condo in the Lower Haight. It is guaranteed to be snatched.

"Anything that doesn't fit in the mail slot, we've had it stolen... toilet paper ... Sonos speakers. I lost a big box of maternity clothes, which I hope somebody found useful. ... I lost cat medication once."


https://tinyurl.com/ybbt2gj3

Meanwhile in Ohio, Amazon packages have sat on our front porch all day without being stolen. I am glad I lack the sophistication to live in a major coastal urban area.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 12, 2018 11:53 AM (O7MnT)

183 They do make Glocks in 45 ACP, you know

I have a...few of them.

First time I held my Gen 2 Glock 21, I couldn't believe how they'd managed to 13 rounds of .45 into that grip.

(The XD45 and PPQ 45 do it better, but Glock did it first)

Internally, I'm amazed at how simple it is. Shooting it, I'm amazed at how easy it is to use, maintaining it, I'm amazed how easy it is to take down and clean up.

The polymer frame soaks up recoil, there are few external controls to snag on or get in the way.

A lot just came together.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:53 AM (xJa6I)

184 "joined by a .270 Winchester"

I enjoy my Ruger M77. Fed the family with it often back in the day.

Posted by: IP at December 12, 2018 11:53 AM (dM3St)

185 Zod's own harem may soon be joined by a .270 Winchester. I am a bird shooter; I endeavor to become a deer shooter.
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 11:52 AM (Bdeb0)

Nice.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:54 AM (NWiLs)

186 I hope no SJWs see those bullets Jane Russel is carrying.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 12, 2018 11:54 AM (MkcN1)

187 I LIKE TRAINS!

..Joey Biden...

-
Didja see there's talk of a Slow Joe/Rombley bipartisan ticket for 2020?

And I'll say one thing. If Rombley or Jeb were president we would not have had that scene at the White House yesterday.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 11:55 AM (+y/Ru)

188 Zod's own harem may soon be joined by a .270 Winchester. I am a bird shooter; I endeavor to become a deer shooter.
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 11:52 AM (Bdeb0)


An off overlooked - but very nice, flat shooter. Nice choice.

Posted by: Del Wilkes at December 12, 2018 11:55 AM (axtHm)

189 PM May: Do I stay or do I go?

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2018 11:55 AM (a0IVu)

190 185 Zod's own harem may soon be joined by a .270 Winchester. I am a bird shooter; I endeavor to become a deer shooter.
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 11:52 AM (Bdeb0)

Nice.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:54 AM



Concur.
Never heard a bad word spoken about the .270. It was Slim Picken's favorite "meat-getter."

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2018 11:56 AM (0tfLf)

191 Now, I love Gary Cooper. There was always something about him... But he's kinda got Hogg arms in this picture.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 12, 2018 11:56 AM (JoUsr)

192 183 They do make Glocks in 45 ACP, you know

I have a...few of them.

First time I held my Gen 2 Glock 21, I couldn't believe how they'd managed to 13 rounds of .45 into that grip.

(The XD45 and PPQ 45 do it better, but Glock did it first)

Internally, I'm amazed at how simple it is. Shooting it, I'm amazed at how easy it is to use, maintaining it, I'm amazed how easy it is to take down and clean up.

The polymer frame soaks up recoil, there are few external controls to snag on or get in the way.

A lot just came together.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:53 AM (xJa6I)
===

Glock also came up with their own .45 round called the 45 GAP (Glock Automatic Pistol) but no one ever talks about it.

Posted by: Augustine at December 12, 2018 11:56 AM (BDZWU)

193 M1911 - BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

Glock G17 - BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG


Well, you get the point.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2018 11:56 AM (r9UYA)

194 Friggin haters denying poor people the Amazon orders you paid for.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 11:56 AM (BXMxN)

195 >>In San Francisco, there's an epidemic of "Porch Piracy," folks stealing Amazon packages off the front porch/steps/door of good tolerant liberals.



And no doubt see no connection between their policy choices (such as sanctuary city/state status, leniency on homelessness and drug use) and this trend of common theft.

Not just in San Francisco. Our local news often shows home security video of 'porch pirates' in hopes they will be ID'd for the police.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 11:56 AM (W+vEI)

196
Thank you again, Fen, for maintaining the prayer list. I remember all my grey box friends in my intentions every day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 11:57 AM (LsBY9)

197 @JonahNRO 22m



That feeling when you get on the Acela and reach in your bag for a power cord for your laptop and realize you left it at home."


Oh well. One less Nevertrump screed to scroll by.
I am surprised that his fat silver-spooned ass made it onto a train in the first place. Trains are for little people, you know.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 12, 2018 11:58 AM (LL1Be)

198 did away with implementing work requirements to receive food stamps through the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance
Program (SNAP)"

Not really. The additional requirements were defeated. FWIW, the administration will likely introduce new requirements as part of rule making. What with having a pen and phone...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2018 11:58 AM (PxTjI)

199
91
Scientists say that people must give them money.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2018 11:35 AM (aKsyK)


Muh rice bowl!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2018 11:58 AM (pNxlR)

200 Someone tweet back #firstworldacelacorridorproblems to him.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 12, 2018 11:48 AM (ffYR/)

-------

I'd do it, but I'm blocked after I asked him whether he's on the take like Kristol.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 12, 2018 11:58 AM (qUh6B)

201 Glock also came up with their own .45 round called the 45 GAP (Glock Automatic Pistol) but no one ever talks about it.
Posted by: Augustine at December 12, 2018 11:56 AM (BDZWU)

Also true. There are some fun calibers out there, like .357 SIG, that don't get a lot of attention.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:59 AM (xJa6I)

202 "Scientists say that beef consumption must fall drastically to avert a climate catastrophe.





---



The Global Warming religion is progressing nicely. They're
developing doctrines involving which foods you can eat and everything. .


Posted by: joe, living"

A well off gentry liberal acquaintance who is always posting FB about tiny houses and saving the bears has now started linking some garbage about test-tube beef to save the planet from global warming. This is somebody that lives very comfortably in a suburban house and can't stop yapping about his latest flight to luxury vacation or ski resort. Likewise, he will not be giving up his nice house for a 300 ft shack or his ribeye steaks for test tube mush.


But he thinks it is a great idea for the rest of us.

Posted by: Ripley at December 12, 2018 11:59 AM (MxEKc)

203 Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:50 AM

Thanks for posting that link for me. I would like to add those kids to the prayer list. Having to lose a parent is hard enough, but those kids sacrificed too.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 12:00 PM (nAeGR)

204 In San Francisco, there's an epidemic of "Porch Piracy," folks stealing Amazon packages off the front porch/steps/door of good tolerant liberals.


Good way to get rid of shit you don't want anymore.

Box it up in an Amazon box and set it out on the front porch.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 12:00 PM (ftdxp)

205
Meanwhile in Ohio, Amazon packages have sat on our front porch all day without being stolen. I am glad I lack the sophistication to live in a major coastal urban area.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo


Same here in Indiana, the place which is irrelevant to Chucky Schumer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2018 12:00 PM (aKsyK)

206 That feeling when you are halfway to DC on the Acela and you realize you forgot to leave the key to your house under the doormat for Paolo.
Jonah Goldberg
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 11:52 AM



Threadwinner Nominee

Posted by: Hands at December 12, 2018 12:00 PM (786Ro)

207 Didja see there's talk of a Slow Joe/Rombley bipartisan ticket for 2020?

--

Rombley's just non-ideological enough to do it.

Sadly, for Joey Choo Choo, he's just been passed by Betomania for the #1 slot in the latest D poll for 2020 hopefuls.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 12, 2018 12:00 PM (JoUsr)

208 John Kerry and Hillzebub dancing.

https://bit.ly/2SGwXBe

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 12:01 PM (+y/Ru)

209 And no doubt see no connection between their policy choices (such as sanctuary city/state status, leniency on homelessness and drug use) and this trend of common theft.

Not just in San Francisco. Our local news often shows home security video of 'porch pirates' in hopes they will be ID'd for the police.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 11:56 AM (W+vEI)

+++

Not just your run-of-the-mill trying to make a quick buck fencers, either. I've seen plenty of, what look like ordinary people who look like they are doing it for the thrill. Lots of klepto sickos out there.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 12, 2018 12:01 PM (Kcf2u)

210 189 PM May: Do I stay or do I go?
Posted by: IC at December 12, 2018 11:55 AM (a0IVu)

Nicola Sturgeon says . . . go:

Scotland's first minister says Theresa May should resign, whatever the outcome of the vote tonight.

Nicola Sturgeon tells the BBC: "Theresa May should resign, this entire government should resign, because its made such a mess of Brexit and it's ceased to function in any other respect.

"You know we've been reminded today what the entire UK has been plunged into because of a vicious civil war within the Tory party.

"It's a disgrace, it's selfish and self-indulgent, and the sooner the lot of them go the better."

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 12:01 PM (+ZMGe)

211 Good way to get rid of shit you don't want anymore.

Box it up in an Amazon box and set it out on the front porch.
Posted by: rickb223

I like it. Beats the hell out of a garage sale

Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2018 12:01 PM (8ikIW)

212
Miriam Karpilow said she and her husband no longer order anything that will be delivered to their condo in the Lower Haight. It is guaranteed to be snatched.


It's best not to leave your pussy on the porch, then.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2018 12:01 PM (pNxlR)

213 Nobody has ever stolen a package off my porch where I lived in NY and NJ.Though of course it has happened.They caught a guy last year around Christmas that stole a bunch caught on camera.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 12:02 PM (BXMxN)

214 Good way to get rid of shit you don't want anymore.

Box it up in an Amazon box and set it out on the front porch.

--

Heh. Dog doo doo comes to mind.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 12, 2018 12:02 PM (JoUsr)

215 Good way to get rid of shit you don't want anymore.

Box it up in an Amazon box and set it out on the front porch.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 12:00 PM



Good point -- San Fran has a problem getting rid of shit.

Posted by: Hands at December 12, 2018 12:02 PM (786Ro)

216 Good way to get rid of shit you don't want anymore.

Box it up in an Amazon box and set it out on the front porch.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 12:00 PM


rickb223 is a great American; this scheme almost makes me wish for an outbreak of porch piracy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 12, 2018 12:02 PM (iys0/)

217 Conservative gays need to shut the fuck up.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/315612/

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 12:03 PM (BXMxN)

218 Zod's own harem may soon be joined by a .270 Winchester. I am a bird shooter; I endeavor to become a deer shooter.
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 11:52 AM (Bdeb0)

Wait! You call me Dear all the time!

Posted by: Mrs. Zod at December 12, 2018 12:03 PM (NgKpN)

219

Not just your run-of-the-mill trying to make a quick buck fencers,
either. I've seen plenty of, what look like ordinary people who look
like they are doing it for the thrill. Lots of klepto sickos out there.


Too bad nobody ever puts GPS locators in a fake package to make it easy for the fuzz to find the perps.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 12:03 PM (HaL55)

220 Glock also came up with their own .45 round called the 45 GAP (Glock Automatic Pistol) but no one ever talks about it.
Posted by: Augustine at December 12, 2018 11:56 AM (BDZWU)

Also true. There are some fun calibers out there, like .357 SIG, that don't get a lot of attention.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

.38 Super too

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2018 12:03 PM (sFO1P)

221 good way to have a return porch pirate burn your house down

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 12, 2018 12:03 PM (0O7c5)

222 209 And no doubt see no connection between their policy choices (such as sanctuary city/state status, leniency on homelessness and drug use) and this trend of common theft.

Not just in San Francisco. Our local news often shows home security video of 'porch pirates' in hopes they will be ID'd for the police.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 11:56 AM (W+vEI)

+++

Not just your run-of-the-mill trying to make a quick buck fencers, either. I've seen plenty of, what look like ordinary people who look like they are doing it for the thrill. Lots of klepto sickos out there.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 12, 2018 12:01 PM (Kcf2u)

Yup, even here in small-town Monroe. It's kids, usually minority kids, doing the stealing here.

Never lost anything myself, our front door isn't casually accessible or visible from the street.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 12:03 PM (xJa6I)

223 Meanwhile in Ohio, Amazon packages have sat on our front porch all day without being stolen. I am glad I lack the sophistication to live in a major coastal urban area.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

Same here in Indiana, the place which is irrelevant to Chucky Schumer.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2018 12:00 PM (aKsyK)

It's amazing to me that stealing packages off front porch's is more of a thing now that there are cameras everywhere than it was when there were no cameras around.
I used to live on a very busy (fairly urban) county road here in NJ and I was always ordering books and CDs and such and the packages would sit on the stoop by the front door all day long.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2018 12:04 PM (NFEMn)

224 203 Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:50 AM

Thanks for posting that link for me. I would like to add those kids to the prayer list. Having to lose a parent is hard enough, but those kids sacrificed too.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 12:00 PM (nAeGR)

It was great.
Here's how to do a tinyurl; pretty good instructions.

https://tinyurl.com

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 12:04 PM (+ZMGe)

225 Also true. There are some fun calibers out there, like .357 SIG, that don't get a lot of attention.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 11:59 AM (xJa6I)
===

Fun fact. Glock only refers to it as .357 on their website because they don't want to give their competition any recognition.

Posted by: Augustine at December 12, 2018 12:04 PM (BDZWU)

226
For those of you who requested the Official AoSHQ Classical Music Playlist (TM) files (link in nic), my nearby Costco didn't have the 32 GB flash drives I use, so I had to order them. Then when they come in I have to get each one synched to the playlist on my computer, which isn't a short process. So please be patient with me.

Right now I have only one (1) drive and that one I'll be mailing out today to a requester who's going on deployment soon. I hope you'll understand.

For those of you who either have V.1 or have requested, you can play them any way you want, but there actually is an order to them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 12:04 PM (LsBY9)

227 @BNONews 2m

BREAKING: Former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen sentenced to 3 years in prison for campaign finance violations, tax evasion and lying to Congress

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2018 12:04 PM (ZejZP)

228 220 Glock also came up with their own .45 round called the 45 GAP (Glock Automatic Pistol) but no one ever talks about it.
Posted by: Augustine at December 12, 2018 11:56 AM (BDZWU)

Also true. There are some fun calibers out there, like .357 SIG, that don't get a lot of attention.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

.38 Super too
Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2018 12:03 PM (sFO1P)

Yep.
10mm is my favorite 'expensive' round. I adore my G20SF, probably my favorite pistol.

But 9mm and .45 is easier to afford food for, so that's what I carry and practice with.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 12:05 PM (xJa6I)

229 Speaking of gun harems, if native loyalty/sentimentality overtakes you (and also choose to overlook the reviews of your gun brethren by 'giving this U.S. gun company a second chance') by purchasing a Remington R51...

...contact Zod offline.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 12:05 PM (Bdeb0)

230 208 John Kerry and Hillzebub dancing.

https://bit.ly/2SGwXBe
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 12:01 PM (+y/Ru)

I read the story first--and the warning that what's seen can't be unseen--and I passed.

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 12:05 PM (+ZMGe)

231 Well, hell.
And just like that my childhood is trashed.

Tweet from a buddy of mine.

If Santa knew when we were naughty or nice, he sure as hell knew Rudolph was being bullied.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2018 12:05 PM (0tfLf)

232 144 Meryl Streep owns a small place in Pasadena, only paid 3.6 million for it. Not much room for a tent city. I'm reasonably sure she doesn't live there full time however. CaravanBnB!
____________________

She owned a big spread outside Charlottesville, Va, at one time. Said she didn't want to raise her kids in Whoreywood. Don't know if she still has it, but it could house lots of illegals, and in style too.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2018 12:06 PM (fqUgw)

233 BREAKING: Former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen sentenced to 3 years in prison for campaign finance violations, tax evasion and lying to Congress


I feel a yawn coming on.

Posted by: Hands at December 12, 2018 12:06 PM (786Ro)

234 >>Meanwhile in Ohio, Amazon packages have sat on our front porch all
day without being stolen. I am glad I lack the sophistication to live in
a major coastal urban area.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

I had an AR upper delivered by UPS Ground last week. It sat gloriously on the front porch for more than 12 hours here just north of Seattle. We're in a crime free neighborhood so...

PS: Shame on UPS for not getting an adult signature before leaving the long box.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2018 12:06 PM (r9UYA)

235 "You know we've been reminded today what the entire UK has been plunged into because of a vicious civil war within the Tory party.

"It's a disgrace, it's selfish and self-indulgent, and the sooner the lot of them go the better."
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 12:01 PM (+ZMGe)

Its actually interesting when you dig into it. Britain's government runs more on momentum and tradition, than written law.

Actually, the Queen still hold Legal Power... I don't understand why she does not step in and stop this mess, as they are literally giving away HER legal authority.

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 12:06 PM (NgKpN)

236 C 96. Beautiful. Wish I had one.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 12, 2018 12:06 PM (zcM+Q)

237 BREAKING: Former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen sentenced to 3 years in prison for campaign finance violations, tax evasion and lying to Congress
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2018 12:04 PM (ZejZP)

I guess he had nothing useful on Trump.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2018 12:06 PM (NFEMn)

238 208 John Kerry and Hillzebub dancing.

https://bit.ly/2SGwXBe
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 12:01 PM (+y/Ru)

+++

I was going to say, boy, those two are hopeless spectacles.
But everyone else looks as uncomfortable as they do. I could not make it through to the end. So bad watching people trying very, very hard to have a good time.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 12, 2018 12:06 PM (Kcf2u)

239 >>218 Zod's own harem may soon be joined by a .270 Winchester. I am a bird shooter; I endeavor to become a deer shooter. Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 11:52 AM (Bdeb0)

Wait! You call me Dear all the time! Posted by: Mrs. Zod at December 12, 2018 12:03 PM (NgKpN)

Wife? (struggles to don pants) WIFE?!?

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 12:06 PM (Bdeb0)

240 226
For those of you who requested the Official AoSHQ Classical Music Playlist (TM) files (link in nic), my nearby Costco didn't have the 32 GB flash drives I use, so I had to order them. Then when they come in I have to get each one synched to the playlist on my computer, which isn't a short process. So please be patient with me.

Right now I have only one (1) drive and that one I'll be mailing out today to a requester who's going on deployment soon. I hope you'll understand.

For those of you who either have V.1 or have requested, you can play them any way you want, but there actually is an order to them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 12:04 PM (LsBY9)

You got a way for us to buy these from you, man?

Looks like a great list.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2018 12:06 PM (xJa6I)

241 nood

Posted by: tu3031 at December 12, 2018 12:07 PM (sf1AO)

242
.38 Super too

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2018 12:03 PM


I used to go to the plate shoot at a local club & there was a guy with a 1911 in .38 Super

you have never seen someone chase spent brass with such determination

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 12, 2018 12:07 PM (KCxzN)

243 BREAKING: Former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen sentenced to 3 years in
prison for campaign finance violations, tax evasion and lying to
Congress



He wasn't Trump's lawyer.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 12, 2018 12:08 PM (LL1Be)

244 I'll have a big slice of that cheesecake with strawberries, whipped cream and firm nipples.

Posted by: Fritz at December 12, 2018 12:08 PM (2Mnv1)

245 >>A well off gentry liberal acquaintance who is always posting FB about tiny houses . . .




I love how the tiny house shows almost always have people get their tiny house built on a big ol' piece of land. Yes, that tiny house might just be tolerable when it sits in a meadow in Oregon, but the reality of the tiny house movement --- at least by a lot of the politicians and city planners pushing it under a different name, "micro-housing," --- is that they want to stack these up like dorm rooms in a high rises in the city. It's not just micro-housing, but micro-living, where you give up your car because you can travel from your tiny apartment to tour tiny office cube via public transportation, etc.. And that leaves the beautiful countryside free from peasants, and only enjoyed by people who respect it and know how to care for it (rich eco-twits).



Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 12:08 PM (W+vEI)

246
You got a way for us to buy these from you, man?

Looks like a great list.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo


Buy? No buy. Ask. Send mailing address to monsalvat 61 at g mail dot com.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 12:08 PM (LsBY9)

247 If anyone was thinking of getting me a Christmas present, just fyi: I wear an M1, size Garand.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 12:08 PM (ftdxp)

248 211 Good way to get rid of shit you don't want anymore.

Box it up in an Amazon box and set it out on the front porch.
________________

Also a good way to get rid of the dog poop that you've cleaned up from your yard.

(Just remember to remove the label that has your name and address on it, so that you don't get any returns from the thieves).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2018 12:09 PM (fqUgw)

249 new one

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 12:09 PM (+ZMGe)

250 Embiggening her picture will result in the need for a much bigger boat.


I like the sneer, too.

Posted by: Troll Feeder at December 12, 2018 12:11 PM (lIg0U)

251 Never heard a bad word spoken about the .270. It was Slim Picken's favorite "meat-getter."
Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2018 11:56 AM (0tfLf)

-----

130 grain at 3100 fps.

Whats not to like. My favorite open field deer getter. My favorite wooded gun is still the venerable thuddy thuddy.


As to fun off cartridges. 7.62x25 is a zippy little round. Copper washed steel cases, 30 caliber pistol round clipping in at 2000 ft per second. Whats not fun about that.????

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2018 12:12 PM (8XRCm)

252 Riiiight...

Posted by: Dr. Evil at December 12, 2018 12:13 PM (BDZWU)

253 John Kerry and Hillzebub dancing.



https://bit.ly/2SGwXBe

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 12:01 PM (+y/Ru)

Where was Bubba during this? Bending Tuhreeezzza over the sink in the bathroom?

Posted by: Timon at December 12, 2018 12:13 PM (dKm4U)

254 Any legal experts here on the working of the Senate Jud committee. Senate GOP made a deal today to add one more GOP member to panel, and not reduce the Dems. 12-10. Kameltoe gets to keep her slot.

So if a Pubbie goes rogue, can a nominee still be reported to floor with a 11-11 tie?

Why did McConnell agree to this

Posted by: Jonah at December 12, 2018 12:14 PM (HrSJb)

255
John Kerry and Hillzebub dancing.

https://bit.ly/2SGwXBe

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
___________________

That's so hot...

Posted by: Huma at December 12, 2018 12:14 PM (GEhPL)

256 I'd be okay with every single demorat and rino politician at every level being forced to take in no less than ten males per house hold. For one year they have to house them- feed them and pay for their healthcare at the end of the year let's have a vote on a border wall.

Posted by: Rose at December 12, 2018 12:15 PM (6IJ3U)

257 I chuckle to see the tiny house movement revival. Growing up in Montana in the 70's we called them a "single-wide"

Posted by: devildog at December 12, 2018 12:16 PM (5v5cD)

258 "Collective responsibility is a Fascistic concept."

People who believe this need to fully understand it; I'm also not responsible for drug abusers, your children, your inability to parent correctly, your religion, your squeamishness nor your prudishness.

Stop ALL the nanny state bullshit.

Posted by: Jason M at December 12, 2018 12:18 PM (S1+dw)

259 People who believe this need to fully understand it; I'm also not responsible for drug abusers, your children, your inability to parent correctly, your religion, your squeamishness nor your prudishness.

Stop ALL the nanny state bullshit.

Posted by: Jason M at December 12, 2018 12:18 PM (S1+dw)

I hope this isn't a legalize pantlessnes initiative.

Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2018 12:24 PM (h5Df3)

260 Those breasts are in the style of Cruise Missile Nose Cones.

I approve.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 12, 2018 12:50 PM (BfOXk)

261 257 I chuckle to see the tiny house movement revival. Growing up in Montana in the 70's we called them a "single-wide"

a single-wide is quite a bit larger than the tiny houses folks are building.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 12, 2018 12:50 PM (xGZ+b)

Mid-Morning Open Thread

Vermeer Lady at virginal.jpg

Lady At The Virginal With A Gentleman, 'The Music Lesson'
Johannes Vermeer

Posted by: CBD at 09:45 AM




Comments

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1
*deletes comment*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 09:43 AM (LsBY9)

2 "So, you virginal here often?"

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 09:44 AM (RD7QR)

3 Notfirst!

Also, not crap.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 12, 2018 09:44 AM (AM1GF)

4 Oh this is lovely. The title though is going to be ... problematic.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 09:44 AM (lwiT4)

5
But I'm still first.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 09:44 AM (LsBY9)

6 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 09:44 AM (ftdxp)

7 Virgins!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 12, 2018 09:44 AM (PFjNT)

8 Bah'd


It's a shanda!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo



PSA: Google's iTranslate blows goats ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 09:44 AM (ftdxp)

9 The thin Vemeer of civilization.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2018 09:44 AM (Z4rgH)

10 I see she gave up on the bass fiddle.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 09:44 AM (lwiT4)

11 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 09:44 AM (h9QN9)

12 Location, location, location!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 09:45 AM (f3oO4)

13 It won't be a virginal after he gets done pawing it.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2018 09:45 AM (8iiMU)

14
One step back and she trips over that bass and breaks it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 09:45 AM (LsBY9)

15 There were a number of different keyboard instruments before the synthesizer.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2018 09:45 AM (hLRSq)

16 A virginal Vermeer!

Posted by: dantesed at December 12, 2018 09:45 AM (88xKn)

17 Who put a rug on the table?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 12, 2018 09:45 AM (PFjNT)

18 Open-Casket Cello Recital.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 09:45 AM (Bdeb0)

19 The title though is going to be ... problematic.

Well, it's not like Bander asking for the dildo.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 09:45 AM (h9QN9)

20 This is stunning. On my tiny screen it looks like photo realism.

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2018 09:45 AM (HN0N1)

21 Lady At The Virginal With A Gentleman, 'The Music Lesson'



Anyone else read that as "Lady at the Urinal with a Gentleman"?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 09:45 AM (ftdxp)

22 The Paolo, he does not, how you say, abide Virginals.

Posted by: Paolo at December 12, 2018 09:45 AM (ctuyM)

23 How is it that you can always tell a Vermeer? He's one of those artists where you don't even have to look at the name.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 09:46 AM (lwiT4)

24 Virginal - a type of harpsichord popular during those days. But I suppose they were only for the wealthy.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 12, 2018 09:46 AM (mpXpK)

25 This is going to be all virginal jokes, isn't it?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2018 09:46 AM (fuK7c)

26 The "Virginal" sure is a large instrument!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee! at December 12, 2018 09:46 AM (LISuA)

27 ya gots to keep lickin your fangers to make the squeeks

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2018 09:47 AM (JFO2v)

28 I wonder how the artist knew she was a virgin.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 12, 2018 09:47 AM (PFjNT)

29 17 Who put a rug on the table?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 12, 2018 09:45 AM (PFjNT)

Probably the same one who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 09:47 AM (RD7QR)

30 This is going to be all virginal jokes, isn't it?

Well, you know the 'Rons.
We like to replow the same ground.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 09:47 AM (h9QN9)

31 I wonder what earrings she is wearing today?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee! at December 12, 2018 09:48 AM (LISuA)

32 Like a virgin....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 09:48 AM (cqNba)

33 ya gots to keep lickin your fangers to make the squeeks
Posted by: rhennigantx


If you're doing it correctly, your fingers will stay wet.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 09:48 AM (ftdxp)

34 Does this mean we are not all screwed?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2018 09:48 AM (8iiMU)

35
Bass Desires - a limerick

The virginal keyboard, I've found
Makes a delightful enjoyable sound
The bold music teacher
Was a lecherous creature
Who really liked to fiddle around

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2018 09:49 AM (m45I2)

36 Nice ambient light, good use of the palette. The static feeling that marks his work doesn't bother me on this one.

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2018 09:49 AM (HN0N1)

37
The Art Thread: pearls, swine, some assembly required.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 09:49 AM (LsBY9)

38 So Muldoon brings it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 09:49 AM (cqNba)

39 Allen_G is back?! Mr. "Burn it Down" himself.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 12, 2018 09:49 AM (jxbfJ)

40 There are certain artists whose style is so distinctive that you know immediately who painted it just be looking at it. Vermeer is one of them.

Posted by: Kris at December 12, 2018 09:49 AM (OyyDO)

41 Any man messing with a Virginal spends a night in the box.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 12, 2018 09:49 AM (ctuyM)

42 I wouldn't mind having that tile floor. Beautiful. Glad he didn't cover it up with that rug on the table.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 09:49 AM (lwiT4)

43 The little man of Amsterdam moving company will need a bigger boat to haul the Virginal.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee! at December 12, 2018 09:50 AM (LISuA)

44 >>There were a number of different keyboard instruments before the synthesizer.

The virginal really set the moog.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2018 09:50 AM (/tuJf)

45 I believe she's playing a virginal spinet. I think girls only get to play that once.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 09:50 AM (2LelM)

46 Virginals were often repaired using sheep parts.

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 12, 2018 09:50 AM (88+cf)

47 41 Any man messing with a Virginal spends a night in the box.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 12, 2018 09:49 AM (ctuyM)

I think only the Paolo has that kind of endurance...

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 09:50 AM (RD7QR)

48
*squints*

I don't see a pearl earring. Must be a fake.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at December 12, 2018 09:51 AM (Ou6XS)

49


Aha, the rhythm section practice. No one I've ever known in any rhythm section was a virgin.

Subtitled: Waiting for the Sax Player to Show Up.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 09:51 AM (HaL55)

50 http://www.earlykeyboards.eu/blue/virginal/frescobaldi.mp3

like a guitaricord

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2018 09:51 AM (JFO2v)

51 I embiggened the picture to more closely examine the face in the mirror. She has an unfortunate nose.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 09:51 AM (lwiT4)

52 Soap bar containers in some Middle East countries include this ad copy: "Increases the Virginal." The soap purportedly 'tightens' female orifices.

Strange.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 09:51 AM (Bdeb0)

53 51 I embiggened the picture to more closely examine the face in the mirror. She has an unfortunate nose.
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Well she's Dutch, so go figure.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 09:52 AM (2LelM)

54 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.
Posted by: Allen G
---------

Some things never change.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at December 12, 2018 09:52 AM (Ou6XS)

55 This painting is the subject of a great film, "Tim's Vermeer".

Crazy OCD tech millionaire decides to replicate a famous painting, makes hypothesis about tech used by Vermeer to do so.

It's really entertaining and done by Penn Gillette of Penn and Teller fame. Produced, narrated, etc.

Posted by: scottst at December 12, 2018 09:52 AM (mDrEG)

56 Her name is Virginia. They called her Virgin for short, but not for long

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2018 09:52 AM (OLCnA)

57 Some things never change.

It's good to have some constant touch-points in our lives.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 09:52 AM (h9QN9)

58 Vermeer was highly sought after by the Nazis during their "rape of Europa". Many are still unaccounted for. Another Vermeer, "The Concert", was stolen during the great Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum in Boston art heist in 1990. It has never been found. Soak up any Vermeer you can. There are not many left.

Posted by: Kris at December 12, 2018 09:53 AM (OyyDO)

59 Carry Zod Back To Ol' Virginal/that's where the cotton and the corn and the tatoes grow...

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 09:53 AM (Bdeb0)

60 Crazy OCD tech millionaire decides to replicate a famous painting, makes hypothesis about tech used by Vermeer to do so.
------------------------
Umm, the Camera Lucinda (Lazy Lucy) was a new thing back then. Today's art schools look down on using them.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 09:54 AM (2LelM)

61 28 I wonder how the artist knew she was a virgin.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 12, 2018 09:47 AM (PFjNT)

she was strung too tight!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2018 09:54 AM (JFO2v)

62

Bass Desires - a limerick
ISWYDT
Lowest common denominator FTW!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 09:54 AM (HaL55)

63 Soap bar containers in some Middle East countries include this ad copy: "Increases the Virginal." The soap purportedly 'tightens' female orifices.

Strange.
Posted by: Zod


Powdered alum douches.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 09:54 AM (ftdxp)

64 I wouldn't mind having that tile floor. Beautiful. Glad he didn't cover it up with that rug on the table.
Posted by: grammie winger
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Clearly the residence of a wealthy family.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at December 12, 2018 09:54 AM (HTHlp)

65 I've been listening to 17c lute music, so soothing. This work looks like 16c, I haven't checked.

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2018 09:54 AM (HN0N1)

66 Johannes Vermeer, from South Africa, ja? Famous for his work with the aboriginal population and was a world renowned trekker.

Grew tobacco out on the veld.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 12, 2018 09:54 AM (hrcfq)

67 At last, an artist with 20/20 vision that doesn't go by the nickname Peyote.

Seriously, this guy is good.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2018 09:55 AM (Z4rgH)

68 Well she's Dutch, so go figure.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 09:52 AM (2LelM)



I thought she was from Holland.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 09:55 AM (lwiT4)

69 I'm trying to work out what seems to be Latin in the inscription above the girl.

Musicale titiae co....
medicina dolor


Something about musical titties make sad medicine, but that can't be right. Musical titties can't be sad.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2018 09:55 AM (fuK7c)

70 Or the Netherlands. I can never keep those two straight.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 09:55 AM (lwiT4)

71 55 scott:

they claim vermeer used a camera obscura. others have proposed it including david hockney. the camera onscura, a forerunner of photography, was around then, so it's possible.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 12, 2018 09:56 AM (Pg+x7)

72 Vermeer is part of the Holland School of Dutch Baroque. He was the rare Catholic working in a heavily Protestant area. Some scholars think his work may have secret Catholic messages in them, the most popular for this theory being "Woman Holding a Balance".

Posted by: Kris at December 12, 2018 09:57 AM (OyyDO)

73 54
Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: Allen G

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Some things never change.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at December 12, 2018 09:52 AM (Ou6XS)
Dude - welcome back.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 12, 2018 09:57 AM (jxbfJ)

74 Must be a rich family.

Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2018 09:57 AM (h5Df3)

75 But maybe just a half a drink more
(play a couple of notes while I pour)

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 09:57 AM (+ZMGe)

76 Apparently Kenneth Branagh has a Shakespeare movie coming out next year:

https://tinyurl.com/ybnodmty

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 09:58 AM (kqsXK)

77 At last, an artist with 20/20 vision that doesn't go by the nickname Peyote.

Seriously, this guy is good.
Posted by: GnuBreed
---------

Clod. You clearly do not understand art.

Posted by: Jackson Pollack at December 12, 2018 09:58 AM (HTHlp)

78

Critiquing Madge - a limerick

When Madonna first sang "Like a Virgin"
We dissected it, much "Like a Surgeon"
And although perhaps scenic
She wasn't hygienic
The result? It smelled just "Like a Sturgeon"




(sorry Grandma)

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2018 09:58 AM (m45I2)

79 60. our studio had one but I didn't use it 'cause I thought it was cheating. Now technology allows us to cheat using desktop software.

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2018 09:58 AM (HN0N1)

80 Dude next to her is a real mouth-breather.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 09:58 AM (cqNba)

81 Here's a pretty pair of Chanel pumps for the 'ettes:

https://tinyurl.com/y7p8sj4w

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 09:58 AM (kqsXK)

82 The bass is just laying on the floor. Isn't there a bass case?

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 09:59 AM (lwiT4)

83 I could look at a Vermeer painting all day. There is so much to see: the color scheme, perspectives, detail, placement of light and shadow, even the view of life from another era.


BTW, this is the painting copied in "Tim's Vermeer". That is a fascinating DVD.

Thanks, CBD. Another wonderful painting to enjoy.

Posted by: JTB at December 12, 2018 09:59 AM (bmdz3)

84 I watched a movie on Netflix called The American Meme. It's about internet stars. People with gajillion follower. It explains so much of why our society is fucked.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 12, 2018 10:00 AM (zmrj4)

85 Musica laetitiae comes, medicina dolorum.

Music is a companion to joy and a medicine for pains.

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 10:00 AM (+ZMGe)

86 And for those of you who wonder what a virginal sounds like, here is "Lord Willoughby's Welcome" by Byrd:

https://tinyurl.com/yaqswkep

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 10:00 AM (kqsXK)

87 A welcome change from yesterday. Vermeer is always awesome. In addition to his superior technique, you can tell he thought very carefully about the composition, unlike Kandinsky who simply threw random shapes onto random places.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2018 10:01 AM (/qEW2)

88 Apparently Kenneth Branagh has a Shakespeare movie coming out next year

Branagh as Shakespeare.

Is it me, or is that downright Zen?

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:01 AM (h9QN9)

89 Allen_G it is delightful to see you again, sir.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at December 12, 2018 10:01 AM (JZMRD)

90 Here's a pretty pair of Chanel pumps for the 'ettes:



https://tinyurl.com/y7p8sj4w

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 09:58 AM (kqsXK)



Very nice. I wish I could still wear a heel that high. BTW - I bought a pair of navy pumps the other day. Not nearly as pretty as the ones you linked, though.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 10:01 AM (lwiT4)

91 Another wonderful painting to enjoy.

Posted by: JTB at December 12, 2018 09:59 AM (bmdz3)

Yeah...the dude could paint.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2018 10:01 AM (wYseH)

92 Apparently Kenneth Branagh has a Shakespeare movie coming out next year:


Oh. That looks interesting.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2018 10:02 AM (fuK7c)

93 Vermeer also made a fine line of wood chippers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2018 10:02 AM (6m3R8)

94 It explains so much of why our society is fucked.

Because our society has become Seinfeld's "Show about nothing?"

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:02 AM (h9QN9)

95 Soap bar containers in some Middle East countries include this ad copy: "Increases the Virginal." The soap purportedly 'tightens' female orifices.

You wouldn't happen to know the price of a case of the stuff, would you?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 12, 2018 10:02 AM (kqsXK)

96

Nice hi-res version of the embiggenment link, CBD. That helps a lot when you can really see the detail. And the lighting on it is very good, too.
Nice selection. Thanks.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 10:02 AM (HaL55)

97 Mansplaining the Virginal.

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2018 10:03 AM (NLLmE)

98 And for those of you who wonder what a virginal sounds like, here is "Lord Willoughby's Welcome" by Byrd:



https://tinyurl.com/yaqswkep

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 10:00 AM (kqsXK)



That's beautiful!!

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 10:03 AM (lwiT4)

99 Music hath charms to soothe a savage breast - Congreve

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at December 12, 2018 10:03 AM (/dN1M)

100 The Paolo, he was an artist on the virginal.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2018 10:03 AM (6m3R8)

101 What is Nancy Pelosi talking about wit her Article One nonsense?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2018 10:04 AM (PUmDY)

102 For neat archaic instruments, see baryton.

Posted by: Kris at December 12, 2018 10:04 AM (OyyDO)

103 unlike Kandinsky who simply threw random shapes onto random places.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2018 10:01 AM (/qEW2)

Yeah...go with that.

Maybe being a bit more open minded about art would be a good thing. You don't have to like Kandinsky's work, but at the least an appreciation for the technique and the effort would recognize his talent.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2018 10:04 AM (wYseH)

104 The red skirt against the black and white tiles really draws my eye.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 10:04 AM (lwiT4)

105 BTW - I bought a pair of navy pumps the other day. Not nearly as pretty as the ones you linked, though.


Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 10:01 AM (lwiT4)


I'd have bought them for you, grammie, but I doubt the Rev would have approved.

I love a woman who enjoys her shoes.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 12, 2018 10:04 AM (kqsXK)

106 ... actually, hockney wrote a book where he contends the camera obscura was used extensively by 17th cent artists. i think not. also, there are some serious flaws in the claim vermeer used it. it's possible it played a role in his art, but it doesn't explain his brilliance.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 12, 2018 10:04 AM (Pg+x7)

107 Branagh as Shakespeare.

::wefewwehappyfew::

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2018 10:04 AM (NLLmE)

108 AllenG! Good to see you, man! How you been?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 10:05 AM (NWiLs)

109

Musica laetitiae comes, medicina dolorum.



Music is a companion to joy and a medicine for pains.


"These lessons are costing me $50 an hour."
- Dad

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 10:05 AM (HaL55)

110 Wait wait wait.

I'm actually supposed to look at the painting?

When did that happen?

To misquote Han Solo: "I'm out of it for a little while, and the rules all change."

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:05 AM (h9QN9)

111 And for those of you who wonder what a virginal sounds like, here is "Lord Willoughby's Welcome" by Byrd:
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Plucked, not hammered.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at December 12, 2018 10:05 AM (/dN1M)

112 Oy, that last post didn't work with that particular sock.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 10:05 AM (kqsXK)

113 Nice selection. Thanks.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 10:02 AM (HaL55)

I try to link to the highest resolution image I can find, but a fair amount of the stuff on the internet is just not big enough to appreciate.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2018 10:05 AM (wYseH)

114 60 Camera Lucida

That's about what he comes up with, but it's more than that, he also breaks the code of Vermeer: One patron for most of his life, very low output of paintings, almost all of them look like they could have been staged in the same room, and more. He travels the world and then builds the whole scene and replicates the painting, which hangs in Buckingham Palace. He even manages to wangle a visit to see the real thing. It's a very good film.

It encouraged me to go to Delft to the Vermeer Museum and Vermeer's house, which includes the room in question.

Posted by: scottst at December 12, 2018 10:06 AM (mDrEG)

115 Oy, that last post didn't work with that particular sock.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 10:05 AM (kqsXK)



Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 10:06 AM (lwiT4)

116 Orient Express remake was terrible.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2018 10:06 AM (PUmDY)

117 Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 10:05 AM (NWiLs)

Working at work. More's the pitty.
Also, the firewall at the office blocks the HQ.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:07 AM (h9QN9)

118 And for those of you who wonder what a virginal sounds like, here is "Lord Willoughby's Welcome" by Byrd:
-------------

Plucked, not hammered.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Hammering it tends to change the virginal status.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 10:07 AM (ftdxp)

119 Painting of a painting. Mind blown.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at December 12, 2018 10:07 AM (uGHnY)

120 I watched a movie on Netflix called The American Meme. It's about internet stars. People with gajillion follower. It explains so much of why our society is fucked.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 12, 2018 10:00 AM (zmrj4)


Eh, I don't know. It's good if it's helping to kill tv. Tv used to have a monopoly on which people got exposure, but there are a lot of talented people on youtube. We don't have to settle for the networks' shit sandwiches anymore (except maybe for things like sitcoms or other series, which I don't watch anyway). Networks are kind of like the uniparty controlling which candidates get exposure. Now if only that system could be blown up as well.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2018 10:07 AM (/qEW2)

121 Brexit:

The Prime Minister will hold parliament's delayed vote on her Brexit deal by 21 January

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9ralaex

Lots of context at https://twitter.com/LeaveMnsLeave

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 10:07 AM (+ZMGe)

122 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 10:00 AM

Thank you for that. Sounds a bit more melodious, to my ears, than a harpsichord which sounds a bit more harsh and twangy.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 12, 2018 10:07 AM (hrcfq)

123 Wakes up.
Scratches.
Looks around.
Dang. The mirror has me confused. But then I haven't had my coffee yet.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2018 10:08 AM (0tfLf)

124 For neat archaic instruments, see baryton.
Posted by: Kris
---------

Sackbut

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at December 12, 2018 10:08 AM (/dN1M)

125 "When did that happen?"

About a fortnight ago.


We're refined and cultured now.


You didn't get the memo?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 10:08 AM (cqNba)

126 Working at work. More's the pitty.
Also, the firewall at the office blocks the HQ.

Posted by: Allen G


Smart phone.

Personal data plan.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 10:08 AM (ftdxp)

127 [o]Plucked, not hammered.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

=====

Hammering it tends to change the virginal status.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 10:07 AM

And getting plucked doesn't?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 12, 2018 10:08 AM (ctuyM)

128 For neat archaic instruments, see baryton.

https://tinyurl.com/yce7bhp5

Or a hurdy-gurdy:

https://tinyurl.com/y9qqgeko

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 10:08 AM (kqsXK)

129 Apparently Kenneth Branagh has a Shakespeare movie coming out next year:

https://tinyurl.com/ybnodmty
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 09:58 AM (kqsXK)

Kenneth Branagh? No shit! That's new for him, huh? Guess he wants to stretch his wings.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 12, 2018 10:09 AM (3sjI6)

130 Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 10:08 AM (ftdxp)

Has the mobile experience improved? Because I tried that. It was... suboptimal.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:09 AM (h9QN9)

131 Orient Express remake was terrible.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2018 10:06 AM (PUmDY)


Let me guess: they turned Poirot into a Mexican lesbian.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2018 10:09 AM (/qEW2)

132 Sackbut

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at December 12, 2018 10:08 AM (/dN1M)

No, I'm wearing spanx today.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 10:09 AM (lwiT4)

133 11 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.
Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 09:44 AM (h9QN9)
Yes, yes he is. How goes it with the salting and scattering?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at December 12, 2018 10:09 AM (c/NOX)

134 I try to link to the highest resolution image I can find, but a fair amount of the stuff on the internet is just not big enough to appreciate.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2018 10:05 AM (wYseH)

Yeah. I used to have to get stuff off of wikimedia because it's so hard to find good enough images for class analysis. That's not something I'd ever admit in public though.

Posted by: Kris at December 12, 2018 10:09 AM (OyyDO)

135 Working at work. More's the pitty.
Also, the firewall at the office blocks the HQ.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:07 AM (h9QN9)

Let me guess: "hate site"

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 10:10 AM (NWiLs)

136 111 And for those of you who wonder what a virginal sounds like, here is "Lord Willoughby's Welcome" by Byrd:
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Plucked, not hammered.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at December 12, 2018 10:05 AM (/dN1M)

What is, how do you prepare a sober chicken?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 10:10 AM (RD7QR)

137 Sounds like the title of a Japanese porn

Posted by: espanostifer at December 12, 2018 10:10 AM (0O5Qp)

138 "When did that happen?"

=====

About a fortnight ago.
We're refined and cultured now.
You didn't get the memo?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 10:08 AM


When did we go from "The moose out front shoulda told you" to "You didn't get the memo?"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 12, 2018 10:10 AM (ctuyM)

139 52 Soap bar containers in some Middle East countries include this ad copy: "Increases the Virginal." The soap purportedly 'tightens' female orifices.

Strange.
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 09:51 AM (Bdeb0)

bleaching is popular in India

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2018 10:11 AM (JFO2v)

140 How goes it with the salting and scattering?

My primary disappointment with Donald Trump was that I voted for Bread and Circuses, and I don't seem to be getting that.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:11 AM (h9QN9)

141 Plucked, not hammered.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

=====

Hammering it tends to change the virginal status.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 10:07 AM

And getting plucked doesn't?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 12, 2018 10:08 AM (ctuyM)


STOP THE HAMMERING!!!!!

Posted by: Larry O'Donnell at December 12, 2018 10:11 AM (kqsXK)

142 "When did we go from "The moose out front shoulda told you" to "You didn't get the memo?"


Oddly enough....right about the same time.












Moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 10:11 AM (cqNba)

143 grammie - how is the war on chewable foods going? Just the occasional skirmish, or full-on assault?

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at December 12, 2018 10:11 AM (/dN1M)

144 Branagh.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2018 10:12 AM (PUmDY)

145 Let me guess: "hate site"

Political.

It blocks most political blogs. You can still get to FoxNews or CNN or stuff like that, but political blogs are a no-go.

It's actually reasonably even-handed.

Just vexing.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:12 AM (h9QN9)

146 Has the mobile experience improved? Because I tried that. It was... suboptimal.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther)



I've been here for a decade on my phone. Work has always blocked the HQ.
iPhone 6S+ and AT&T LTE.

And I'm looking hard at the iPhone X Max. Large screens rock. Sorry. My eyes aren't getting any younger and my fingers aren't getting any smaller.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 10:12 AM (ftdxp)

147 When did we go from "The moose out front shoulda told you" to "You didn't get the memo?"
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 12, 2018 10:10 AM (ctuyM)

Moose out front should've sent you a memo.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 10:13 AM (NWiLs)

148 grammie - how is the war on chewable foods going? Just the occasional skirmish, or full-on assault?

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at December 12, 2018 10:11 AM (/dN1M)


Still slurping everything through a straw. On the plus side, each and every one of my wrinkles and crinkles have vanished. Smooth as a baby's butt, I am.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 10:13 AM (lwiT4)

149 That painting is stunning. The contrast, color and detail is very unique.

Vermeer loved to use subject near a window for some reason (The Milkmaid, The Astronomer).

The movie "Girl With a Pearl Earring" (2004) wove that element into the movie.

Excellent work.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2018 10:14 AM (H7LIz)

150 120

I meant in the content and hero worship of these people. Millenials look at these people as "leaders". And guess who they all vote for?

You can brush it off as meh just some dumb people online. But they are dumb people who have tens of millions of people drinking up what they're saying.

And no this isn't an old guy ranting about kids these days. I'm just a few years older than them and shake my head in disgust.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 12, 2018 10:14 AM (zmrj4)

151 How long do you have to go without sex to be considered a born again virgin?

Asking for a friend

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2018 10:14 AM (Poe3S)

152
My primary disappointment with Donald Trump was that I voted for Bread and Circuses, and I don't seem to be getting that.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:11 AM (h9QN9)

Are you not entertained?

Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2018 10:14 AM (h5Df3)

153 What exactly is a virginal? I've only ever seen "virginal" used as an adjective.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 10:14 AM (NWiLs)

154 116 Orient Express remake was terrible.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2018 10:06 AM (PUmDY)

It was OK. He did what he could with a not-that-great story. Blew my sister's mind though, so that was fun. Have not read all Christie's books though. Up for suggestions -- hint, hint.

I'm probably in the vast minority, but I really, really like Branaugh's take on Frankenstein.

Posted by: Kris at December 12, 2018 10:14 AM (OyyDO)

155 And the Moose Memo Meme was born.

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2018 10:15 AM (NLLmE)

156
Apparently Kenneth Branagh has a Shakespeare movie coming out next year

It will likely be denounced for various crimes against wokeness and intersectionality. Did you know Shakespeare was gay? You better.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 10:15 AM (LsBY9)

157 That is a bass viol da gamba on the floor, rather than a cello or bass. The C-shaped sound hole gives it away.

That instrument would have had six gut strings, and frets on the upper half of the fingerboard. It would have had more or less the same range as a cello (which is the historical reason why the string bass is also called a _double_ bass).

Image search "bass viol da gamba" and you'll see what I mean.

*re-lurks*

Posted by: Piercello at December 12, 2018 10:15 AM (2N5SS)

158 I just wanted to thank everyone for the outpouring of kind thoughts and prayers in our difficult time.

Both Dolley and I are back at work today, getting our lives back to normal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 10:15 AM (ANN96)

159 Or a hurdy-gurdy:


Damn straight.


https://youtu.be/3lKCUuyojDI

Posted by: Donovan at December 12, 2018 10:15 AM (fuK7c)

160 What exactly is a virginal? I've only ever seen "virginal" used as an adjective.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 10:14 AM (NWiLs)


Poppins has a link upwards where you can listen. Similar to a harpsichord.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 10:16 AM (lwiT4)

161 My primary disappointment with Donald Trump was that I voted for Bread and Circuses, and I don't seem to be getting that.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:11 AM (h9QN9)

Are you not entertained?
Posted by: Someguy


I wanted gladiator battles at the Staples Center.
Lib on lib battles to the death. Thumbs down.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 10:16 AM (ftdxp)

162
Still slurping everything through a straw. On the plus side, each and every one of my wrinkles and crinkles have vanished. Smooth as a baby's butt, I am.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 10:13 AM (lwiT4)

One weird trick to get rid of wrinkles?

Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2018 10:16 AM (h5Df3)

163 Are you not entertained?
Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2018 10:14 AM (h5Df3)


Most days. Having the first Internet Troll President is pretty hilarious to me.

But he's turned out to be surprisingly effective at a lot of things.

I wasn't expecting that.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:17 AM (h9QN9)

164
The Prime Minister will hold parliament's delayed vote on her Brexit deal by 21 January

Stay of execution.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 10:17 AM (LsBY9)

165 The bass is just laying on the floor. Isn't there a bass case?

-
This isn't the bass case scenario.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 10:17 AM (+y/Ru)

166

Thank you for that. Sounds a bit more melodious, to my ears, than a harpsichord which sounds a bit more harsh and twangy.

Seconded. That's a beautiful instrument in that video.
And the composition is stellar, too. The title implies it was commissioned for an aristocrat. I could look it up I suppose, after I get more cofveve in me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 10:17 AM (HaL55)

167 One weird trick to get rid of wrinkles?
Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2018 10:16 AM (h5Df3)



Doctors hate this single mom.

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2018 10:17 AM (NLLmE)

168 So, practically speaking, impeachment is out of the question. Not enough time.

By the time Democrats prepare and conclude the House proceedings, it will be 2020.

At that point, the Trump Administration can simply say "Let the people decide if I should be president."

I believe the Republicans will retake the House in 2020 and the whole impeachment thing will be cast aside. The Republicans will say "Hey, the people have spoken. They heard the evidence and voted to keep Donald Trump as president.

Any attempt at impeachment will be an epic misfire by the Democrats. Waste of time.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2018 10:17 AM (H7LIz)

169 Both Dolley and I are back at work today, getting our lives back to normal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 10:15 AM (ANN96)



James Madison - I clearly missed something. What's happening in your life, if I might ask?

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 10:17 AM (lwiT4)

170
Let me guess: they turned Poirot into a Mexican lesbian.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2018 10:09 AM (/qEW2)


No, but BBC1 has turned Poirot into John Malkovitch.
https://www.agathachristie.com/

Posted by: BJM at December 12, 2018 10:18 AM (O74hG)

171
Happy you're here, TJM.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 10:18 AM (LsBY9)

172 I just wanted to thank everyone for the outpouring of kind thoughts and prayers in our difficult time.

Both Dolley and I are back at work today, getting our lives back to normal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


One day at a time. We're here for you.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 10:18 AM (ftdxp)

173 149 That painting is stunning. The contrast, color and detail is very unique.

Vermeer loved to use subject near a window for some reason (The Milkmaid, The Astronomer).

Excellent work.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2018 10:14 AM (H7LIz)

You answered you own question. Natural light allows for some very interesting effects, especially if you have the stark contrast of bright sunlight and interior shadows. It's what attracted the Barbizons and many of the Impressionists.

Posted by: Kris at December 12, 2018 10:18 AM (OyyDO)

174 What exactly is a virginal?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 10:14 AM (NWiLs)

----

Its that weird shaped stall in the womens rest room.

Thats all that I know.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2018 10:18 AM (8XRCm)

175 Murder at the Vicarage is very good.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2018 10:19 AM (PUmDY)

176 157. ooh real instrument knowledge! Come back, Piercello, tell us about the lute, post Renaissance.

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2018 10:19 AM (HN0N1)

177 Have not read all Christie's books though.

-
Eating My Way To Power was his best.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 10:19 AM (+y/Ru)

178 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 09:44 AM (h9QN9)

It's almost like a college reunion!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 10:19 AM (f3oO4)

179
Any guy that wants to venture into buying shoes as a Christmas present for wife or girlfriend... I highly recommend 'Pleaser' brand that sells on Amazon. Decent prices, high quality, vast selection.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 12, 2018 10:19 AM (jYje5)

180 That is a bass viol da gamba on the floor, rather than a cello or bass. The C-shaped sound hole gives it away.



The things I learn here - thank you!

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 10:19 AM (lwiT4)

181
Meh. It's no Kandinsky.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 10:19 AM (LsBY9)

182 What exactly is a virginal?
Posted by: Insomniac


It's similar to a bidet.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 10:20 AM (ftdxp)

183
Holy Shit!!! Allen G is here!!

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2018 10:20 AM (8XRCm)

184 That's no virginal. Looks like a slutichord to me.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 12, 2018 10:20 AM (6UYA5)

185 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 12, 2018 10:20 AM (gFtQQ)

186 Hiya JT!

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 10:20 AM (lwiT4)

187 Or a hurdy-gurdy:


Damn straight.


https://youtu.be/3lKCUuyojDI
Posted by: Donovan
---------

No one ever talks about me.

Posted by: The Roly Poly Man at December 12, 2018 10:20 AM (2qPhT)

188 You answered you own question. Natural light allows for some very interesting effects, especially if you have the stark contrast of bright sunlight and interior shadows. It's what attracted the Barbizons and many of the Impressionists.
______________________________________

You're right. He could have used natural light under a tree or in a courtyard, but I think he like the "channeling" effect of the window. Forcing the light onto something, as it were. Forcing the subject into the light. An implied dynamic of constraint/restraint.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2018 10:21 AM (H7LIz)

189 How long do you have to go without sex to be considered a born again virgin?

Mr. Brown: Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.

Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?

Mr. White: A lot.

Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the 'Great Escape', he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain.

Joe: Chew? Toby Chew?

Mr. Brown: It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, 'Like a Virgin'.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at December 12, 2018 10:21 AM (fuK7c)

190 Who put a rug on the table?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Who put a rug on the guy's head ?

Posted by: JT at December 12, 2018 10:21 AM (gFtQQ)

191 2 "So, you virginal here often?"
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 09:44 AM (RD7QR)

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first time!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 12, 2018 10:21 AM (NF7WJ)

192 The news media and the Democrats (but I repeat myself) have shown themselves to be more than susceptible to these Russian cyber operations.
Consider, Adam Schiff who got suckered by two Russian radio show hosts, Vladimir "Vovan" Kuznetsov and Alexey "Lexus" Stolyarov. The top Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee held an eight-minute phone conversation last year with Russian radio hosts posing as a Ukrainian politician who promised to provide compromising images of President Trump. Sounds like a re-enactment of the "Trump Tower" meeting with Trump Jr.

Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2018 10:21 AM (QkjLD)

193

Didn't Branaugh make a musical out of a Shakespeare play a few years back? IIRC, Alicia Silverstone was in it, and he always put her in the second line behind a better dancer.

That seems like blasphemy to me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 10:22 AM (HaL55)

194 History says it is very unlikely GOP wins the house in 2020. The last time Dems won the house and lost it the next election was in the 1860s. Last time Reps did it was in the 1950s.

Voters don't do a flip 2 consecutive elections often.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 12, 2018 10:22 AM (Vr2IE)

195 Its that weird shaped stall in the womens rest room.

Thats all that I know.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2018 10:18 AM (8XRCm)

---

so you've been shopping a Target

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 12, 2018 10:22 AM (NF7WJ)

196 'Celebrity Apprentice' winner Piers Morgan wants to be new Trump chief of staff

Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2018 10:23 AM (QkjLD)

197 Vermeer used the Camera Obscura technique. Because it works.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 12, 2018 10:23 AM (RuIsu)

198 You answered you own question. Natural light allows for some very interesting effects, especially if you have the stark contrast of bright sunlight and interior shadows.

It's what attracted the Barbizons


---

They were able to model that much better.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 10:23 AM (ftdxp)

199 Moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 10:11 AM (cqNba)

He did, but he also said I would be getting a memo in #twoweeks!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 10:23 AM (f3oO4)

200 for about 200 years vermeer was pretty much forgotten. the reestablishment of his reputation in the 19th cent. was due to the work of one man who devoted a good part of his life to tracking down his paintings. there are about 3o known paintings.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 12, 2018 10:23 AM (Pg+x7)

201 Alligator!

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2018 10:24 AM (PUmDY)

202 Right now I am very very angry and going to work probably will result in me being more angry.

Miracle of miracles before Christmas season, the schedule had given me three days off including this weekend. And I had promised the parents this past Sunday to come visit them during this time off.

Except now my schedule says I work this weekend.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 12, 2018 10:24 AM (4PPA2)

203 Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2018 10:14 AM (Poe3S)

Helloooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 10:24 AM (NWiLs)

204 He did, but he also said I would be getting a memo in #twoweeks!

And I'm still waiting for my F-ing shirt.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:24 AM (h9QN9)

205 Any guy that wants to venture into buying shoes as a Christmas present for wife or girlfriend...


One year I bought the same pair of boots for my wife and my girlfriend. Black riding boots with brown tops. I thought they were so sexy.

Neither of them really wore them, though.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2018 10:24 AM (fuK7c)

206 I would be getting a memo in #twoweeks!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 10:23 AM (f3oO4)

It's coming with your t-shirt.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2018 10:24 AM (wYseH)

207 177 Have not read all Christie's books though.

-
Eating My Way To Power was his best.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 10:19 AM (+y/Ru)

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It was no 'The Bridges of Bergen County'

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 12, 2018 10:24 AM (NF7WJ)

208

It's similar to a bidet.

But with much lower water pressure, because reasons.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 10:24 AM (HaL55)

209 Hi Insom!

Do you like roller coasters?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2018 10:25 AM (Poe3S)

210 It's similar to a bidet.

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Which itself is a form of weasel.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2018 10:25 AM (6m3R8)

211 How now Branagh?

Well, hell, I'm no Muldoon.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 10:25 AM (+y/Ru)

212 Moose out front should've sent you a memo.

After he bit ya.

Posted by: JT at December 12, 2018 10:26 AM (gFtQQ)

213 I just wanted to thank everyone for the outpouring of kind thoughts and prayers in our difficult time.

Both Dolley and I are back at work today, getting our lives back to normal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 10:15 AM (ANN96)


God bless you, my friend. You've been in my prayers.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 10:26 AM (kqsXK)

214 Who put a rug on the table?

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Notice how it brings the whole room together. And it's harder to piss on it

Posted by: Dude buzzsaw90 at December 12, 2018 10:26 AM (NF7WJ)

215 You're right. He could have used natural light under a tree or in a courtyard, but I think he like the "channeling" effect of the window. Forcing the light onto something, as it were. Forcing the subject into the light. An implied dynamic of constraint/restraint.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2018 10:21 AM (H7LIz)

He also adds a mild sfumato, like somebody just dusted and the particles are floating through the light adding a slight misty element. Not so much here, but in others it's very pronounced.

Posted by: Kris at December 12, 2018 10:26 AM (OyyDO)

216 Any guy that wants to venture into buying shoes as a Christmas present for wife or girlfriend...
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...is likely making a mistake.

Posted by: The Roly Poly Man at December 12, 2018 10:26 AM (w54mS)

217 "So, you step up in here and push the false feet out the other end, then I pretend to saw you in half, but you're really just scrunched up into one end of the box!"

Posted by: red speck at December 12, 2018 10:26 AM (6Krd7)

218 158 I just wanted to thank everyone for the outpouring of kind thoughts and prayers in our difficult time.

Both Dolley and I are back at work today, getting our lives back to normal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 10:15 AM (ANN96)

We're all here for you. Give yourselves time, and grace - to yourselves and to each other.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 10:26 AM (NWiLs)

219 According to the Goodreads Year in Books, the highest-rated book I've read this year was:

The Deplorable Gourmet

Heckuva job, horde!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 12, 2018 10:27 AM (2lndx)

220 209 Hi Insom!

Do you like roller coasters?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2018 10:25 AM (Poe3S)

No. I LOVE them.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 10:28 AM (NWiLs)

221 I once had a mild sfumato. Best motor scooter ever produced in Albania.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2018 10:28 AM (6m3R8)

222 Firefighters in the town of Werl in western Germany tackled an unusual emergency late on Monday when a tank at a local firm making liquid chocolate overflowed and poured out onto a street.

"About a tonne of chocolate ran out into the yard and from there onto the street," a spokesman for the Werl fire department said in a statement.

No Oompa Loompas were injured.

Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2018 10:28 AM (QkjLD)

223 One year I bought the same pair of boots for my wife and my girlfriend. Black riding boots with brown tops. I thought they were so sexy.

Neither of them really wore them, though.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2018 10:24 AM


One time this woman my wife knew came up to her and asked her if she owned a pair of thigh high boots. She and her husband had a bet going. I forget who was betting which way. But the answer was 'hell yeah'. Wife loved getting them.

They're not that practical for 'getting down to business' but it's a great look with a really short skirt.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 12, 2018 10:28 AM (jYje5)

224 Have not read all Christie's books though.

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Eating My Way To Power was his best.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 10:19 AM (+y/Ru)


I own a number of books on the Third Reich. One, which describes the machinations leading up to Hitler's appointment as chancellor, is titled Hitler's Thirty Days to Power.

It sounds like an Aryan get-fit book.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 10:28 AM (kqsXK)

225

Who put a rug on the table?



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Notice how it brings the whole room together. And it's harder to piss on it


That's the furniture fort. For after the lesson...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 10:28 AM (HaL55)

226 209 Hi Insom!

Do you like roller coasters?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2018 10:25 AM (Poe3S)

No. I LOVE them.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 10:28 AM (NWiLs)

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.....annnnnnnd

my work here is done.

Posted by: Cupids Arrow at December 12, 2018 10:28 AM (8XRCm)

227 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 09:44 AM (h9QN9)

It's almost like a college reunion!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 10:19 AM (f3oO4)


It can't be. I'm not huddled in a dark corner halfway through my fifth scotch of the hour.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 10:29 AM (kqsXK)

228 Best motor scooter ever produced in Albania.
Posted by: Cicero
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'Faint Praise', redefined.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2018 10:29 AM (w54mS)

229 213
God bless you, my friend. You've been in my prayers.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 10:26 AM (kqsXK)

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Thank you so much.

I did receive your email, and I've begun reading what you've written. Too early for thoughts, but it is on my list of things to do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 10:29 AM (ANN96)

230 198 You answered you own question. Natural light allows for some very interesting effects, especially if you have the stark contrast of bright sunlight and interior shadows.

It's what attracted the Barbizons


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They were able to model that much better.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 10:23 AM (ftdxp)

Agreed. Vermeer is using light for mood and effect, whereas light was the focus for the Barbizons.

Posted by: Kris at December 12, 2018 10:29 AM (OyyDO)

231 Lawmakers overwhelmingly approved an $867 billion bill that ditched new work requirements for food stamps that had been embraced by the House and president.

Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2018 10:30 AM (QkjLD)

232 James and Dolley,

Please take this time to grow your love and commitment to each other. And hold hands. A lot. Trust me on this one.
Love and prayers

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2018 10:30 AM (Poe3S)

233

Nobel Prize-winning economist and New York Times opinion contributor Paul Krugman tweeted Monday that the United States had joined Russia and Saudi Arabia in a "new axis of evil," after those three countries and Kuwait objected to the United Nations' endorsement of a landmark study on global warming.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2018 10:30 AM (aKsyK)

234 It can't be. I'm not huddled in a dark corner halfway through my fifth scotch of the hour.

It's like a college reunion with people you actually like.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:31 AM (h9QN9)

235
Nobel Prize-winning economist and New York Times opinion contributor Paul Krugman

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You left out "Enron financial advisor"

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2018 10:31 AM (8XRCm)

236 Agreed. Vermeer is using light for mood and effect, whereas light was the focus for the Barbizons.
Posted by: Kris
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Pfft.

Posted by: Thomas Kincade at December 12, 2018 10:31 AM (w54mS)

237 184 That's no virginal. Looks like a slutichord to me.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 12, 2018 10:20 AM (6UYA5)

She's been plucked more times than The Rose of Tralee. Biggest whore on Fifth Avenue, I'm told!

Posted by: Maggie at December 12, 2018 10:31 AM (jp0Bv)

238 Nobel Prize-winning economist and New York Times opinion contributor Paul Krugman

Isn't that supposed to be "Former Enron Financial Advisor..."?

Also: He's free to move to Zimbabwe, South Africa, or North Korea if he really feels that strongly about it.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:32 AM (h9QN9)

239 Right now I am very very angry and going to work probably will result in me being more angry.

Miracle of miracles before Christmas season, the schedule had given me three days off including this weekend. And I had promised the parents this past Sunday to come visit them during this time off.

Except now my schedule says I work this weekend.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 12, 2018 10:24 AM (4PPA2)


That sucks, Anna. Are you short-staffed or did they just forget you had those days off?

Wish I could do more than push a stiff drink through the USB port.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 10:32 AM (kqsXK)

240 You oughta know not to stand by the window.

Somebody'll see you out there.

Posted by: David Byrne at December 12, 2018 10:32 AM (H7LIz)

241 James and Dolley,

Please take this time to grow your love and commitment to each other. And hold hands. A lot. Trust me on this one.
Love and prayers

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2018 10:30 AM (Poe3S)


Prayers up from here, and please pay attention to the good nurse's advice!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 10:32 AM (f3oO4)

242 >>the United States had joined Russia and Saudi Arabia in a "new axis of evil,"Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2018 10:30 AM (aKsyK)

I like our odds.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 10:32 AM (Bdeb0)

243 Migrant groups march to U.S. consulate in Tijuana demanding reparations

Two groups of Central American migrants made separate marches on the U.S. Consulate in Tijuana Tuesday, demanding that they be processed through the asylum system more quickly and in greater numbers, that deportations be halted and that President Trump either let them into the country or pay them $50,000 each to go home.

Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2018 10:32 AM (QkjLD)

244 I own a number of books on the Third Reich. One, which describes the machinations leading up to Hitler's appointment as chancellor, is titled Hitler's Thirty Days to Power.

It sounds like an Aryan get-fit book.

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I liked 12 Minutes A Day To Occupying Poland

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2018 10:32 AM (6m3R8)

245 Insom


*swoon

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2018 10:33 AM (Poe3S)

246

I once had a mild sfumato. Best motor scooter ever produced in Albania.


No, no, no. Sfumato is an Italian musical notation that means, "How am I supposed to play that chord? I don't have enough fingers!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 10:33 AM (HaL55)

247 I liked 12 Minutes A Day To Occupying Poland

Conquer Europe with this One Weird Trick!

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:33 AM (h9QN9)

248 ". . . the United Nations' endorsement of a landmark study on global warming."

Why do we need to study it more?

Obama said the science is settled.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2018 10:34 AM (H7LIz)

249 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2018 10:30 AM (aKsyK)

Well if you can't trust a UN study that might just enslave what little is left of the free world, who can you trust?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 10:34 AM (f3oO4)

250 Andrew McCarthy looks like a Klingon.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2018 10:34 AM (PUmDY)

251 At first, I thought it was stupid that there was a painting above that young lady that depicted the same floor she was standing on. Then I realized it was a mirror. Time to start mainlining covfefe.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 12, 2018 10:34 AM (iys0/)

252 Do smug idiot Chuck Schumer and addled Nancy Pelosi actually believe they can bully Donald Trump?
That seems, oh, what's the word? Stupid is a good word.
What has Schumer ever done to merit smugness?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 12, 2018 10:34 AM (MkcN1)

253 Hitler's appointment as chancellor, is titled Hitler's Thirty Days to Power.

It sounds like an Aryan get-fit book.
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Become Chancellor, using this one weird trick..

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at December 12, 2018 10:35 AM (4bd7D)

254 244 I own a number of books on the Third Reich. One, which describes the machinations leading up to Hitler's appointment as chancellor, is titled Hitler's Thirty Days to Power.

It sounds like an Aryan get-fit book.

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I liked 12 Minutes A Day To Occupying Poland
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2018 10:32 AM (6m3R

Chicken Soup for the Genocidal Megalomaniac's Soul

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2018 10:35 AM (7HtZB)

255 I did receive your email, and I've begun reading what you've written. Too early for thoughts, but it is on my list of things to do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 10:29 AM (ANN96)


If it takes your mind off things, that's fine, but I meant it when I said I'm in no rush and don't feel obligated. I appreciate your offer.

And as I said, it gets really incoherent around the sixth chapter.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 10:35 AM (kqsXK)

256 Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2018 10:33 AM (Poe3S)

Is it time for the obligatory "Get a room!" line yet?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 10:35 AM (f3oO4)

257 Hitler's Thirty Days to Power.
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I liked 12 Minutes A Day To Occupying Poland


Albeit Macht SLIM!

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at December 12, 2018 10:35 AM (ipv3c)

258 Krugman. LOL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 10:36 AM (nAeGR)

259 *Arbeit

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at December 12, 2018 10:36 AM (ipv3c)

260 aside from any symbolic interpretations of "the music lesson", we can infer the gentleman had accompanied the woman on the cello, now discarded, and is keeping time with his cane, like a metronome.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 12, 2018 10:36 AM (Pg+x7)

261
President Trump either let them into the country or pay them $50,000 each to go home.
Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2018 10:32 AM


Give them Zimbabwean currency.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2018 10:36 AM (aKsyK)

262 247 I liked 12 Minutes A Day To Occupying Poland

Conquer Europe with this One Weird Trick!

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:33 AM (h9QN9)

Have strong armies in Iceland. Worked for me in Risk. People always forget that connecting dashed line

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2018 10:36 AM (7HtZB)

263 Natural light allows for some very interesting effects,



Whiskey does it better.

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 12, 2018 10:36 AM (88+cf)

264 Today, we would refer to Vermeer's paintings as Super Realism.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 10:36 AM (2LelM)

265 Allen G, can you please say it just once? You know, the salty thing.

Posted by: RI Red at December 12, 2018 10:36 AM (+TVao)

266 I got served an ad yesterday for a product which I must introduce to the Horde.

vmagic.

Actually, it's a range of products. It's an organic vulva balm and also a lipstick for down there.

Really. I didn't make this up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2018 10:37 AM (fuK7c)

267 ... in some of degas' ballet paintings in a studio, the ballet master similarly holds a cane to keep the beat.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 12, 2018 10:37 AM (Pg+x7)

268 255
If it takes your mind off things, that's fine, but I meant it when I said I'm in no rush and don't feel obligated. I appreciate your offer.

And as I said, it gets really incoherent around the sixth chapter.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 10:35 AM (kqsXK)

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I look forward to the incoherence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 10:37 AM (ANN96)

269 That sucks, Anna. Are you short-staffed or did they just forget you had those days off?

Wish I could do more than push a stiff drink through the USB port.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


It's retail and they are pricks.
They over-react and over schedule and then go Oops! They don't care because it doesn't affect them.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 10:37 AM (ftdxp)

270

Do you like roller coasters?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2018 10:25 AM (Poe3S)


Well, I guess that decides the destination for y'all's date. We have a lot of great coasters down here and good weather to ride them almost all year round.

Unless that means something else entirely, which would still be great. Or possibly a warning to Insom. Either/or...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 10:38 AM (HaL55)

271 Hi Insom!

Do you like roller coasters?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2018 10:25 AM (Poe3S)

No. I LOVE them.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 10:28 AM (NWiLs)

But isn't really a metaphor for relationships and indeed, life itself?

Posted by: Mr. Helpful at December 12, 2018 10:38 AM (nEOLy)

272 252 Do smug idiot Chuck Schumer and addled Nancy Pelosi actually believe they can bully Donald Trump?
That seems, oh, what's the word? Stupid is a good word.
What has Schumer ever done to merit smugness?
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He was anointed by Goldman Sachs.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 10:38 AM (2LelM)

273 Allen G, can you please say it just once? You know, the salty thing.

Well, I was saving it for something appropriate, but sure:

Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:38 AM (h9QN9)

274
No. I LOVE them.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 10:28 AM (NWiLs)

But isn't really a metaphor for relationships and indeed, life itself?
Posted by: Mr. Helpful at December 12, 2018 10:38 AM (nEOLy)

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Oh, shut up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2018 10:39 AM (6m3R8)

275 Two groups of Central American migrants made separate marches on the U.S. Consulate in Tijuana Tuesday, demanding that they be processed through the asylum system more quickly and in greater numbers, that deportations be halted and that President Trump either let them into the country or pay them $50,000 each to go home.
Posted by: SMOD


Trebuchets up!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 10:39 AM (ftdxp)

276 273 Allen G, can you please say it just once? You know, the salty thing.

Well, I was saving it for something appropriate, but sure:

Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:38 AM (h9QN9)

Much appreciated!

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 10:39 AM (+ZMGe)

277 266 I got served an ad yesterday for a product which I must introduce to the Horde.

vmagic.

Actually, it's a range of products. It's an organic vulva balm and also a lipstick for down there.

Really. I didn't make this up.
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Does is come in Bacon Flavor?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 10:39 AM (2LelM)

278 216 Any guy that wants to venture into buying shoes as a Christmas present for wife or girlfriend...
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...is likely making a mistake.
Posted by: The Roly Poly Man at December 12, 2018 10:26 AM (w54mS)

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unless he's gay...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 12, 2018 10:39 AM (NF7WJ)

279 Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2018 10:37 AM (fuK7c)


Okay. Am I the only one wondering exactly what you were looking at that you'd be served that particular ad?

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:39 AM (h9QN9)

280 "So, you step up in here and push the false feet out the other end, then I pretend to saw you in half, but you're really just scrunched up into one end of the box!"

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Yeah? Well, explain this!

https://youtu.be/pV08tEMP8qU

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 10:40 AM (+y/Ru)

281 I just saw a Reuters article on the shooting at the Christmas market in Strasbourg. Not one mention of the gunman or him screaming Alluha Akhbar. I guess a gun just floated in the air shooting itself

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2018 10:40 AM (OLCnA)

282 209 Hi Insom!

Do you like roller coasters?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2018 10:25 AM (Poe3S)

That's some euphemism the kids are using, isn't it? Why won't you two get off my lawn!?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 10:40 AM (RD7QR)

283 But isn't really a metaphor for relationships and indeed, life itself?
Posted by: Mr. Helpful at December 12, 2018 10:38 AM (nEOLy)

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Oh, shut up.
Posted by: Cicero

What a coincidence. That's what I heard during the weddings that Tami was planning.

Posted by: Mr. Helpful at December 12, 2018 10:40 AM (nEOLy)

284 275 Two groups of Central American migrants made separate marches on the U.S. Consulate in Tijuana Tuesday, demanding that they be processed through the asylum system more quickly and in greater numbers, that deportations be halted and that President Trump either let them into the country or pay them $50,000 each to go home.
Posted by: SMOD


Trebuchets up!
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Nah, we have 81mm mortars to deal with this.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 10:40 AM (2LelM)

285 How many Krauts does it take to occupy Poland and change all of the lightbulbs?

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 12, 2018 10:40 AM (RuIsu)

286 Is it time for the obligatory "Get a room!" line yet?

It would hafta be a pretty big room. They're on opposite sides of the country.

Like Running Bare and Little White Dove.

Posted by: JT at December 12, 2018 10:40 AM (gFtQQ)

287 Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2018 10:37 AM (fuK7c)


Okay. Am I the only one wondering exactly what you were looking at that you'd be served that particular ad?

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:39 AM (h9QN9)

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You look at one silly ad for penis enlargement, and...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2018 10:40 AM (6m3R8)

288 I see PM May survived her no confidence vote..a pity.

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2018 10:41 AM (a0IVu)

289 Wait - is this happening? Did the romance gofundme meet its goal?

Posted by: jhawk90 at December 12, 2018 10:41 AM (Xvo1a)

290 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:38 AM (h9QN9)

You were ahead of your time. The bulk of the Horde is coming around to that now.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 12, 2018 10:41 AM (J+mig)

291 283 But isn't really a metaphor for relationships and indeed, life itself?
Posted by: Mr. Helpful at December 12, 2018 10:38 AM (nEOLy)

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Oh, shut up.
Posted by: Cicero

What a coincidence. That's what I heard during the weddings that Tami was planning.
Posted by: Mr. Helpful at December 12, 2018 10:40 AM (nEOLy)

LMAO

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 10:41 AM (NWiLs)

292 281 I just saw a Reuters article on the shooting at the Christmas market in Strasbourg. Not one mention of the gunman or him screaming Alluha Akhbar. I guess a gun just floated in the air shooting itself
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2018 10:40 AM (OLCnA)

I think it "surfaced." Like Kevin Hart's youthful comments.

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 10:41 AM (+ZMGe)

293 That is a bass viol da gamba on the floor, rather than a cello or bass. The C-shaped sound hole gives it away.

But is it a Chilean C-bass viol da gamba?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2018 10:41 AM (/qEW2)

294 >>Okay. Am I the only one wondering exactly what you were looking at that you'd be served that particular ad?

Oh come on, you haven't been gone that long.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2018 10:42 AM (/tuJf)

295
Cambridge scientists say take over an advanced industrial society with one weird trick.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 10:42 AM (LsBY9)

296 288 I see PM May survived her no confidence vote..a pity.
Posted by: IC at December 12, 2018 10:41 AM (a0IVu)

A pity, indeed.

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 10:42 AM (+ZMGe)

297 I see PM May survived her no confidence vote..a pity.


Vote's not for a couple of hours.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2018 10:42 AM (fuK7c)

298 That is a bass viol da gamba on the floor, rather than a cello or bass. The C-shaped sound hole gives it away.

But is it a Chilean C-bass viol da gamba?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear


Well, it's not a Chilean C Bass at 325.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 10:43 AM (ftdxp)

299 Roller coasters for a date? Well, it's one to find out interesting details about your date!

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2018 10:43 AM (a0IVu)

300 I liked 12 Minutes A Day To Occupying Poland
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2018 10:32 AM (6m3R

Chicken Soup for the Genocidal Megalomaniac's Soul
Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2018 10:35 AM (7HtZB)

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The Power of Positive thinking about Steiner coming

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 12, 2018 10:43 AM (NF7WJ)

301 Krugman calls Russia and Kuwait evil?

What does he think about Venezuela, Cuba and South Africa?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2018 10:43 AM (H7LIz)

302 216 Any guy that wants to venture into buying shoes as a Christmas present for wife or girlfriend...
---------

...is likely making a mistake.
Posted by: The Roly Poly Man at December 12, 2018 10:26 AM (w54mS)

it would be easier picking the right fem hygiene products

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2018 10:43 AM (JFO2v)

303 Oh come on, you haven't been gone that long.

...
...
Yeah.
Silly me.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:43 AM (h9QN9)

304
I liked 12 Minutes A Day To Occupying Poland
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2018 10:32 AM (6m3R

Chicken Soup for the Genocidal Megalomaniac's Soul
Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2018 10:35 AM (7HtZB)

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the 7 habits of highly effective dictators

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 12, 2018 10:44 AM (NF7WJ)

305 243 Does this mean I could fly to the Honduras, give some local cab driver a few hundred bucks to take me to TJ, and say "Yo necessita dinero" I get $5k? Sign me up.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 12, 2018 10:44 AM (xzqr4)

306 297 I see PM May survived her no confidence vote..a pity.

Vote's not for a couple of hours.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2018 10:42 AM (fuK7c)

Ahh..I read the Telegraph's headline and thought it was already done; apparently they expect her to survive the vote since enough have declared support.

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2018 10:44 AM (a0IVu)

307 285 How many Krauts does it take to occupy Poland and change all of the lightbulbs?
Posted by: Burger Chef at December 12, 2018 10:40 AM (RuIsu)

500,000, but they've got to WANT to change.


(Wait...)

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 10:44 AM (RD7QR)

308 "Are you a fuhrer or a schlemiel? Take our personality test to find out!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 10:45 AM (kqsXK)

309 But is it a Chilean C-bass viol da gamba?


In order to tell, you'd have to be able to hear the scales.

Posted by: Piercello at December 12, 2018 10:45 AM (2N5SS)

310 Krugman calls Russia and Kuwait evil?

So it's 'game on' again on judging other cultures?

Posted by: Mr. Helpful at December 12, 2018 10:45 AM (nEOLy)

311 It's all about that bass.

'Bout that bass

'Bout that bass.

No treble.

Posted by: Meghan Trainor at December 12, 2018 10:45 AM (H7LIz)

312 243 Migrant groups march to U.S. consulate in Tijuana demanding reparations
________________

lol.

Reparations for what, exactly? For all the vicious gangs they've sent here? For all the drugs? For all the welfare seekers?

3/4 of "immigrants" (both legal and illegal) in CA are living on welfare. Over 60% of immigrants nationwide are receiving some type of welfare, and many receive multiple types of welfare.

It costs U.S. taxpayers somewhere between $150 and $500 billion a year to pay for all the shit we provide to illegal aliens.

If anybody is owed "reparations," it's U.S. taxpayers.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2018 10:45 AM (fqUgw)

313
These tender photos of Adolf and Eva will make you cry.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 10:46 AM (LsBY9)

314 271
Hi Insom!



Do you like roller coasters?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2018 10:25 AM (Poe3S)



No. I LOVE them.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 10:28 AM (NWiLs)



But isn't really a metaphor for relationships and indeed, life itself?

Posted by: Mr. Helpful at December 12, 2018 10:38 AM (nEOLy)

Obligatory:

http://tinyurl.com/yd6l5rwj


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2018 10:46 AM (8iiMU)

315
Really. I didn't make this up.
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Does is come in Bacon Flavor?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 10:39 AM (2LelM)

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i finally know what puddin head really means

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 12, 2018 10:46 AM (NF7WJ)

316 I worked retail some 25 years ago. Ended up in a management position that was "salaried" meaning they could screw you over even more! What used to really piss me off was that you rarely got 2 days off in a row. You'd close the night before your day off and open after it. Then a day later you would get another day off on the same time frame. It was like they were purposefully trying to piss you off. As a bonus, they would start playing Christmas tunes in October and "Musac" Had about 15 songs on the whole rotation. I couldn't listen to Christmas music for years after that.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 10:46 AM (nAeGR)

317 >>257 Hitler's Thirty Days to Power.
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I liked 12 Minutes A Day To Occupying Poland

"Getting To Jawohl!"

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 10:47 AM (Bdeb0)

318 No, but BBC1 has turned Poirot into John Malkovitch.
https://www.agathachristie.com/
Posted by: BJM at December 12, 2018 10:18 AM (O74hG)


Sacrilege. They even left off his famous waxed moustaches.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2018 10:47 AM (/qEW2)

319 Migrant groups march to U.S. consulate in Tijuana demanding reparations
________________

"I'll take, Overplaying A Weak Hand for $500, Alex"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2018 10:47 AM (6m3R8)

320 These tender photos of Adolf and Eva will make you cry.


Boy howdy, ze do a Blitzkrieg on mein Herz.

Posted by: Franz Liebkind at December 12, 2018 10:48 AM (nEOLy)

321
I think it "surfaced." Like Kevin Hart's youthful comments.
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 10:41 AM (+ZMGe)

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Is he available to host an award show?

Posted by: hollywood at December 12, 2018 10:48 AM (NF7WJ)

322 McCabe, by his own account, urged Flynn to talk to the agents alone, without a lawyer present. I explained that I thought the quickest way to get this done was to have a conversation between [Flynn] and the agents only,

Wow never ever ever talk to FBI without lawyer!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2018 10:48 AM (JFO2v)

323 296 288 I see PM May survived her no confidence vote..a pity.
Posted by: IC at December 12, 2018 10:41 AM (a0IVu)

A pity, indeed.
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 10:42 AM (+ZMGe)

No, not yet! The vote starts at 6pm London time; it's 4pm there now. Go here (bbc):

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yc2tgwfh

"A majority of Tory MPs have publicly said they will back the PM in the vote, which runs for two hours from 18:00 GMT, but it is a secret ballot."

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 10:49 AM (+ZMGe)

324 As a bonus, they would start playing Christmas tunes in October and "Musac" Had about 15 songs on the whole rotation. I couldn't listen to Christmas music for years after that.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 10:46 AM (nAeGR)

Been there, done that. Any form of Jingle Bell Rock still makes my face start twitching.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 12, 2018 10:49 AM (J+mig)

325 Occupying Paris on 5 Deutschmarks a day.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2018 10:49 AM (lLoBm)

326 But is it a Chilean C-bass viol da gamba?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear

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check the eyes for lasers

Posted by: hollywood at December 12, 2018 10:49 AM (NF7WJ)

327 >>I think it "surfaced." Like Kevin Hart's youthful comments. Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 10:41 AM (+ZMGe)

He got off light. LGTBQWERTY should've insisted on penitential acts of public ghey love.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 10:49 AM (Bdeb0)

328 319 Migrant groups march to U.S. consulate in Tijuana demanding reparations
________________

"I'll take, Overplaying A Weak Hand for $500, Alex"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2018 10:47 AM (6m3R

=========

Reparations is a buzzword that makes those on the Left sympathize automatically.

Another manifestation of Pavlov's dog.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 10:49 AM (ANN96)

329 297 I see PM May survived her no confidence vote..a pity.

Vote's not for a couple of hours.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2018 10:42 AM (fuK7c)

You had this, first!

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 10:49 AM (+ZMGe)

330 Two groups of Central American migrants made separate marches on the U.S. Consulate in Tijuana Tuesday, demanding that they be processed through the asylum system more quickly and in greater numbers, that deportations be halted and that President Trump either let them into the country or pay them $50,000 each to go home.
Posted by: SMOD


That's two years pay for me.

Fuck them. Drop a MOAB on their sorry asses. I. Am. DONE. With. Them.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 12, 2018 10:50 AM (AM1GF)

331 either let them into the country or pay them $50,000 each to go home.
Posted by: SMOD

I'll agree to not be an illegal immigrant for $45,000. In fact I'll agree to obey U.S. immigration law for as little as nothing.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at December 12, 2018 10:50 AM (MkcN1)

332
Wow never ever ever talk to FBI without lawyer!

Fixed

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 10:50 AM (LsBY9)

333 Another manifestation of Pavlov's dog.

Would you people quit comparing us to Democrats? It's really demeaning.

Posted by: Pavlov's Pooches at December 12, 2018 10:50 AM (h9QN9)

334 The Seven Tactics Of Highly Effective Panzergruppen.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 10:50 AM (Bdeb0)

335 May will survive because vagina armor is even stronger than plot armor.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 10:51 AM (BXMxN)

336 Now that's art! Vermeer is a champ.

Totally makes up for yesterday's Kandinsky.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 12, 2018 10:51 AM (5aX2M)

337 If Obama were here, he could negotiate those immigrants down to $70K per head.

Posted by: hollywood at December 12, 2018 10:51 AM (NF7WJ)

338
So it's 'game on' again on judging other cultures?
Posted by: Mr. Helpful


The rules keep changing just like that pesky constitution.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2018 10:51 AM (aKsyK)

339 Oh and the Tories are even worse than our GOP.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 10:51 AM (BXMxN)

340 SAG: Outstanding Action Performance by a Stunt Ensemble in a Motion Picture:

"Ant-Man and the Wasp"
"Avengers: Infinity War"
"The Ballad of Buster Scruggs"
"Black Panther"
"Mission: Impossible - Fallout"

Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2018 10:51 AM (QkjLD)

341 The Idiot's Guide to Annexing The Sudetenland

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2018 10:52 AM (6m3R8)

342 205 One year I bought the same pair of boots for my wife and my girlfriend.

some sort of timeshare arrangement?

Posted by: Anachronda at December 12, 2018 10:52 AM (xGZ+b)

343 Thanks, Allen G. I couldn't remember when we burned the salt and stoned the earth.
But we really do need to do it!

Posted by: RI Red at December 12, 2018 10:52 AM (+TVao)

344 Oh and the Tories are even worse than our GOP.

The really sad thing here is how few political parties (both here and abroad) are *not* worse than our GOP.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:52 AM (h9QN9)

345
Watch as Hitler totally DESTROYS Neville Chamberlain!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 10:53 AM (LsBY9)

346 337 If Obama were here, he could negotiate those immigrants down to $70K per head.
Posted by: hollywood at December 12, 2018 10:51 AM (NF7WJ)

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And Holder would throw in an automatic weapon for each of them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 12, 2018 10:53 AM (6m3R8)

347 I couldn't listen to Christmas music for years after that.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 10:46 AM (nAeGR)
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Yeah sounds like me - left the stores in '98 after 8 years of fun. My son really wanted to do black friday in '12 - thought it had been long enough so I obliged. Was wrong.

Posted by: jhawk90 at December 12, 2018 10:53 AM (Xvo1a)

348 One year I bought the same pair of boots for my wife and my girlfriend.

some sort of timeshare arrangement?


*********


If your wife is perchance an amputee, it would make sense to have a one legged mistress. Just make sure it's the correct foot.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2018 10:53 AM (lLoBm)

349
How to Win Blitzkriegs and Influence Resistors.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2018 10:53 AM (8XRCm)

350 335 May will survive because vagina armor is even stronger than plot armor.
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 10:51 AM (BXMxN)

I'm gonna guess she goes down--as it were. Nobody trusts her. The ballots are secret.

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 10:54 AM (+ZMGe)

351 $50k to go home? From DJT's State Department?

I know Mexican water is bad, but they must be putting LSD in it now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 12, 2018 10:54 AM (5aX2M)

352 German Authorities HATE this Corporal.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 10:54 AM (h9QN9)

353 327 >>I think it "surfaced." Like Kevin Hart's youthful comments. Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 10:41 AM (+ZMGe)

He got off light. LGTBQWERTY should've insisted on penitential acts of public ghey love.
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 10:49 AM (Bdeb0)

We hereby sentence the homophobe to the Folsom Street Fair, whereat he shall at all times be dressed as Leather Man from The Village People, engage in no less than ten acts of oral copulation, and five acts of receptive anal intercourse. Sentence to be carried out forthwith. Adjourned! *bangs dick-shaped gavel*

Posted by: Court of LGBTWTFBBQ at December 12, 2018 10:54 AM (NWiLs)

354 I've mentioned the movie before, but this is the exact painting featured in the film:

Tim's Vermeer

An independently wealthy tinkerer tries to replicate the effects of Vermeer's camera obscura by creating his own version of this very painting.

Directed by Teller of Penn and Teller.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 10:54 AM (ANN96)

355 So is vagina armor stainless steel?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 10:54 AM (RD7QR)

356 Eva's five tips for keeping your man goose-stepping in the bedroom!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 10:55 AM (kqsXK)

357 As a bonus, they would start playing Christmas tunes in October and "Musac" Had about 15 songs on the whole rotation. I couldn't listen to Christmas music for years after that.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 10:46 AM (nAeGR)

Been there, done that. Any form of Jingle Bell Rock still makes my face start twitching.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 12, 2018 10:49 AM

Oh, yea. the 12 days of Christmas gave me PTSD. If people remember back in the day stores had Musac or songs on a loop. I was in charge of the store one day and I snapped about 1 month and a half into hearing it for the 3,467th time. I changed it to the easy listening channel as anything was better than more effing xmas music. Of course that was the day that the regional manager decided to show up and I got an ass chewing. He said, Christmas music makes people want to buy things. I thought to myself, yea, and it makes your employees want to blow their brains out on register 8.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 10:55 AM (nAeGR)

358
*bangs dick-shaped gavel*

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So.... you hit it??

Or did you "hit" it???

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2018 10:55 AM (8XRCm)

359 What Color Is Your Fallschirmjaeger Chute?

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 10:55 AM (Bdeb0)

360 If you want to see a decent movie watch Tim's Vermeer. It shows how Vermeer used a camera/mirror and lenses to paint. A little manufactured drama but a compelling movie.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 12, 2018 10:56 AM (Mr80f)

361 355 So is vagina armor stainless steel?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 10:54 AM (RD7QR)

Ring mail.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 10:56 AM (NWiLs)

362 Kevin Hart is so right to have chucked the Oscars. He would have to censor every word he says.

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 10:56 AM (+ZMGe)

363

Migrant groups march to U.S. consulate in Tijuana demanding reparations

I've been demanding a brand new Corvette Sting Ray for a couple of years now. So what?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 10:57 AM (HaL55)

364 Gamer awards go all diversity and perversion.

https://youtu.be/P6xfJgynFSM

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 10:57 AM (BXMxN)

365 If your wife is perchance an amputee, it would make sense to have a one legged mistress. Just make sure it's the correct foot.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2018 10:53 AM



Lefty loosy, righty tighty?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2018 10:57 AM (0tfLf)

366 Kevin Hart is so right to have chucked the Oscars. He would have to censor every word he says.
Posted by: m

if he directed it at Trump, they'd applaud him for anti-gay comments. It worked for steven colbert.

Posted by: Franz Liebkind at December 12, 2018 10:57 AM (nEOLy)

367 >>Directed by Teller of Penn and Teller.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 10:54 AM (ANN96)

The Tate Gallery in London should have an exhibit of a naked robot holding Teller by the ankles and beating Penn to death with him.

I'd stop and watch. Hell, I'd ask the docent if there were any more works by the same artist.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 10:57 AM (Bdeb0)

368

I've stopped following the brexit drama since I'm lost as to what the fuck is happening.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 12, 2018 10:58 AM (xHYal)

369 367 >>Directed by Teller of Penn and Teller.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 10:54 AM (ANN96)

The Tate Gallery in London should have an exhibit of a naked robot holding Teller by the ankles and beating Penn to death with him.

I'd stop and watch. Hell, I'd ask the docent if there were any more works by the same artist.
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 10:57 AM (Bdeb0)

============

I'd hate it, but I'd hate it less than anything else in that awful museum.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 10:58 AM (ANN96)

370 If your wife is perchance an amputee, it would make sense to have a one legged mistress. Just make sure it's the correct foot.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2018 10:53 AM

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.... and you can call her "Eileen".

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2018 10:58 AM (8XRCm)

371 I watched a documentary recently about the last days of the Reich. What struck me, even in the color photo's was that Ava Braun, while not ugly, was not what I would call super hot. I mean the guy was the head cheese and probably could have got any tail he wanted to and yet here she was. She looked a bit frumpy even.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 10:59 AM (nAeGR)

372 How to keep a Hitler Jugend youthful look in 3 easy goose steps

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2018 10:59 AM (OLCnA)

373 If your wife is perchance an amputee, it would make sense to have a one legged mistress. Just make sure it's the correct foot.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2018 10:53 AM

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.... and you can call her "Eileen".
Posted by: fixerupper


Preferably Eileen Wright.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 10:59 AM (ftdxp)

374 1 Easy Trick To Complete A Thousand Year Reich In Just 12 Years.

You'll be SHOCKED When You See Barbarossa!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 12, 2018 10:59 AM (5aX2M)

375 Lefty loosy, righty tighty?
Posted by: Diogenes


*****


Snort!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2018 11:00 AM (lLoBm)

376 266
*click*
Oh, not any more, Madge! Now I just rub with this incredible new lotion, called Vulva Bal...
*click*

Posted by: BJM at December 12, 2018 11:00 AM (O74hG)

377 368

I've stopped following the brexit drama since I'm lost as to what the fuck is happening.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 12, 2018 10:58 AM (xHYal)

It would be a fulltime job to follow it, and, even then, all of the politicians are lying. I'm mostly watching the people on the street. They have been betrayed. Leave means leave.

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:00 AM (+ZMGe)

378 He said, Christmas music makes people want to buy things. I thought to myself, yea, and it makes your employees want to blow their brains out on register 8.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 10:55 AM (nAeGR)

We should use that against prisoners. Make them listen to the same Christmas songs every day, all day.

It'll be highly effective, until the UN catches on and adds it to the Geneva Conventions.

Win/win.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 12, 2018 11:00 AM (J+mig)

379 I watched a documentary recently about the last days of the Reich. What struck me, even in the color photo's was that Ava Braun, while not ugly, was not what I would call super hot. I mean the guy was the head cheese and probably could have got any tail he wanted to and yet here she was. She looked a bit frumpy even.
Posted by: Minnfidel


He had "mommy" issues.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 11:00 AM (ftdxp)

380 11-year-old Delaware boy named Joshua Trump allegedly switches last name to avoid bullying in school

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Dude, no! Try to figure out how you're related.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 11:01 AM (+y/Ru)

381 >>I'd hate it, but I'd hate it less than anything else in that awful museum. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 10:58 AM (ANN96)

Would you hate it less than the Joseph Beuys "VW vomiting out dogsleds that represent Tatar horsemen saving me during WW2" exhibit?

Because if you'd hate it less than that, you and I probably have something in common.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 11:01 AM (Bdeb0)

382 371 I watched a documentary recently about the last days of the Reich. What struck me, even in the color photo's was that Ava Braun, while not ugly, was not what I would call super hot. I mean the guy was the head cheese and probably could have got any tail he wanted to and yet here she was. She looked a bit frumpy even.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 10:59 AM (nAeGR)

Maybe they had some kind of mystic connection. Or Eva could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Either way.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 11:01 AM (RD7QR)

383 Wow never ever ever talk to FBI without lawyer!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2018 10:48 AM (JFO2v)


And a videographer!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 11:01 AM (f3oO4)

384 For neat archaic instruments, see baryton.

https://tinyurl.com/yce7bhp5

Or a hurdy-gurdy:

https://tinyurl.com/y9qqgeko

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 10:08 AM (kqsXK)



The nyckelharpa

https://youtu.be/0pOs0D_rEqg

Posted by: Kindltot at December 12, 2018 11:01 AM (mUa7G)

385 My wife and I buy shoes for each other about every other Christmas.
We go in, pick them out, try them on, then pay for one another's shoes.

Posted by: navybrat, stays off BART trains at December 12, 2018 11:02 AM (w7KSn)

386 It would be a fulltime job to follow it, and, even then, all of the politicians are lying. I'm mostly watching the people on the street. They have been betrayed. Leave means leave.
Posted by: m


France may settle the issue for them.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 11:02 AM (ftdxp)

387 381
Would you hate it less than the Joseph Beuys "VW vomiting out dogsleds that represent Tatar horsemen saving me during WW2" exhibit?

Because if you'd hate it less than that, you and I probably have something in common.
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 11:01 AM (Bdeb0)

===========

Are we best friends now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 11:02 AM (ANN96)

388 >>Win/win. Posted by: Cato by Phone at December 12, 2018 11:00 AM (J+mig)

For more win, we'd have it remastered so that the first word was reeeeeaaaaalllly drawn out:

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave a holly jolly Christmas...!"

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 11:02 AM (Bdeb0)

389 That IBD article on building the walll is one of the best, most succinct I've read in a long time.

Build the wall, Mr President.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2018 11:02 AM (vJTlZ)

390
The nyckelharpa

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Theyre nyckelharpafuckers all the way dowm!!

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2018 11:02 AM (8XRCm)

391 Hitler's housekeeper said in interviews that the bed showed no signs that there was sex between Hitler and Eva.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 11:03 AM (BXMxN)

392 Gamer awards go all diversity and perversion.

Speaking of which, I saw an ad the other day for some product - booze, I think - that was celebrating "you" as you gather at your family's house for the holidays, with each person you "see" having a subtitle - "crazy cousin," "sleepy uncle" and so on.

Including "your dad," "your mom" and "your mom's new boyfriend."

Lovely.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 11:03 AM (kqsXK)

393 >>Are we best friends now?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 11:02 AM (ANN96)

You don't have to kneel as much. Be satisfied with that.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 11:03 AM (Bdeb0)

394 Tom Wait is excellent in The Ballad of Buster Scruggs

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 12, 2018 11:03 AM (FTPVM)

395 Don't sweat the small arms fire

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 12, 2018 11:03 AM (NF7WJ)

396 11-year-old Delaware boy named Joshua Trump allegedly switches last name to avoid bullying in school

-
Dude, no! Try to figure out how you're related.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Learn how to whoop some ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 11:04 AM (ftdxp)

397 A bomb threat forced the evacuation Tuesday afternoon of a building on The Facebook's campus in Menlo Park, Calif., authorities said.

Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2018 11:04 AM (QkjLD)

398 I'd say buying shoes for wife for XMas is a better move than buying her a vacuum cleaner. But what do I know?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 11:04 AM (2LelM)

399 YIKES: Incoming New York AG promises 'sweeping' investigations of Trump, his business deals and his family

-
Hell, that's not hardly bias at all.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 11:04 AM (+y/Ru)

400 Leave means leave.

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:00 AM (+ZMGe)


I say old chap, we British toffs are more civilized than that. We just make the peasants keep voting until they get it right (or until the Democrats in Georgia teach us their recounting tricks!

Posted by: Lord Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 11:04 AM (f3oO4)

401
.... and you can call her "Eileen".

Posted by: fixerupper


Unless she's Oriental. Then it's "Irene".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 11:04 AM (LsBY9)

402 393 >>Are we best friends now?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 11:02 AM (ANN96)

You don't have to kneel as much. Be satisfied with that.
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 11:03 AM (Bdeb0)

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This calls for some kind of mashup between Step Brothers and Superman II.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at December 12, 2018 11:04 AM (ANN96)

403 >>396 11-year-old Delaware boy named Joshua Trump allegedly switches last name to avoid bullying in school

Schickelgruber is no way to go through life, son.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 11:05 AM (Bdeb0)

404 no signs that there was sex between Hitler and Eva.
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 11:03 AM (BXMxN

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He wasn't big on sex. Or food. Or sleep. Just meth and conquest for Dolf.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 12, 2018 11:05 AM (5aX2M)

405 391 Hitler's housekeeper said in interviews that the bed showed no signs that there was sex between Hitler and Eva.
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 11:03 AM (BXMxN)

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so she swallows

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 12, 2018 11:05 AM (NF7WJ)

406 Tom Wait is excellent in The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth


He turned down the lead in The Ballad of Buster Hyman.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 11:05 AM (ftdxp)

407 11-year-old Delaware boy named Joshua Trump allegedly switches last name to avoid bullying in school

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Joshua Cockgobbler does have a much better ring to it.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2018 11:05 AM (KUaJL)

408 392 So,dad is a cuck?

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 11:05 AM (BXMxN)

409 Unless she's Oriental. Then it's "Irene".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 11:04 AM (LsBY9)

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Dude. You said "Oriental".


*fistbump*

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2018 11:05 AM (8XRCm)

410 Mace-grabber in Parliament. He's got a bit of Trump in him:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycstfrpj

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:05 AM (+ZMGe)

411 394 Tom Wait is excellent in The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
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Watched that last weekend. Enjoyed it. It was like reading Zane Grey/Louis L'amour short stories. I particularly liked The Rattled Woman.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 11:06 AM (2LelM)

412 I mean the guy was the head cheese and probably could have got any tail he wanted to and yet here she was. She looked a bit frumpy even.
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That relationship probably wasn't about sex. Adolph was rumored to be gay, or at least bi, and he had also reportedly been deeply in love with his niece for years. There were also rumors that he had problems with his equipment.

Dude had serious issues. The fascist shit was probably projection to deflect from his own insecurities about his manhood.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2018 11:06 AM (fqUgw)

413 386 It would be a fulltime job to follow it, and, even then, all of the politicians are lying. I'm mostly watching the people on the street. They have been betrayed. Leave means leave.
Posted by: m


France may settle the issue for them.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 11:02 AM (ftdxp)

Yes, and it looks like the same people.

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:07 AM (+ZMGe)

414 Maybe they had some kind of mystic connection. Or Eva could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Either way.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 11:01 AM

Who knows, maybe she was just a cover as to the rumors he was teh ghey? It's an understatement to say how fked up he was obviously so who knows.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 11:07 AM (nAeGR)

415 399 YIKES: Incoming New York AG promises 'sweeping' investigations of Trump, his business deals and his family

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Hell, that's not hardly bias at all.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 11:04 AM (+y/Ru)

I know it won't stop the shit show, but Trump should pull up stakes from New York & move his empire to Texas. Stop giving New York that tax money.

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2018 11:07 AM (7HtZB)

416 I found the worst baseball player name in history,Rusty Kuntz breathes a sigh of relief.

https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/d/dicksjo01.shtml

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 11:07 AM (BXMxN)

417 The nyckelharpa

https://youtu.be/0pOs0D_rEqg

Posted by: Kindltot at December 12, 2018 11:01 AM (mUa7G)

I have enjoyed the obscure instruments posts thanks!

Posted by: Lord Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 11:07 AM (f3oO4)

418 "Tom Wait is excellent in The Ballad of Buster Scruggs"

Yes, that whole movie is excellent, though dark.

Posted by: navybrat, stays off BART trains at December 12, 2018 11:07 AM (w7KSn)

419 What does Pelosi mean in Italian? Anyone know?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 11:08 AM (2LelM)

420
Dude. You said "Oriental".

*fistbump*

Posted by: fixerupper


Yeah, I once got dinged on FB for saying "Oriental". I was told it was "Asian". So, how many races does that take in? May I say "Burma"? Because "Myrnamar Shave" sounds stupid.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 11:08 AM (LsBY9)

421 405 391 Hitler's housekeeper said in interviews that the bed showed no signs that there was sex between Hitler and Eva.
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 11:03 AM (BXMxN)

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so she swallows
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 12, 2018 11:05 AM (NF7WJ)

See? Mystic connection.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 11:08 AM (RD7QR)

422 Hitler's housekeeper said in interviews that the bed showed no signs that there was sex between Hitler and Eva.
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 11:03 AM (BXMxN)

He was probably gay.
Doesn't mean he ever acted on it though...

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2018 11:08 AM (NFEMn)

423
Or Eva could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

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Nein nein NEIN!!!!


Talking about losing balls iz ztrictly VERBOTTEN!!!!!

Posted by: Adolf The MonoBaller at December 12, 2018 11:08 AM (8XRCm)

424 Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 11:07 AM (BXMxN)

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Lol

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 12, 2018 11:08 AM (5aX2M)

425 419 What does Pelosi mean in Italian? Anyone know?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 11:08 AM (2LelM)

"Tight in all the wrong places"

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 11:08 AM (RD7QR)

426 Matthew Yglesias
@mattyglesias
AOC [Ojos Locos[ should run for president and dare the Supreme Court to stop her imo.

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That's right, Matt. Run on a full fvck the constitution platform.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 11:09 AM (+y/Ru)

427 Oh this is lovely. The title though is going to be ... problematic.
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 09:44 AM (lwiT4)

Well, if the gentleman caller were Aquaman, she'd have to play a sturgeonal, I guess.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2018 11:09 AM (fDU8w)

428 400 Leave means leave.

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:00 AM (+ZMGe)

I say old chap, we British toffs are more civilized than that. We just make the peasants keep voting until they get it right (or until the Democrats in Georgia teach us their recounting tricks!
Posted by: Lord Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 11:04 AM (f3oO4)

And those are, honestly, the two options: Either "Leave means leave" or let "the peasants keep voting until they get it right."

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:09 AM (+ZMGe)

429 416 I found the worst baseball player name in history,Rusty Kuntz breathes a sigh of relief.

Sounds like a job for vmagic organic vulca balm!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:09 AM (NWiLs)

430 I say old chap, we British toffs are more civilized than that. We just make the peasants keep voting until they get it right (or until the Democrats in Georgia teach us their recounting tricks!
Posted by: Lord Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 11:04 AM (f3oO4)

First, you'll need more Africans to match Georgia's demographics. Then we'll see how that recounting goes.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 12, 2018 11:09 AM (3sjI6)

431 *vulva

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:09 AM (NWiLs)

432
Who knows, maybe she was just a cover as to the rumors he was teh ghey? It's an understatement to say how fked up he was obviously so who knows.
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So Hitler was Obama? Hitler was actually effective and had won two Iron Crosses and he took no shit from anyone while Obama was a toy for Val Jar to play with.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 11:10 AM (2LelM)

433 What does Pelosi mean in Italian? Anyone know?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 11:08 AM (2LelM)

"Tight in all the wrong places"
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 11:08

Lookin for love in all the wrong places...searchin the lines for tooo many faces..

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 11:10 AM (nAeGR)

434 YIKES: Incoming New York AG promises 'sweeping' investigations of Trump, his business deals and his family

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Hell, that's not hardly bias at all.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 11:04 AM (+y/Ru)

That bias is so out on the open that even if they ever find anything, it should be thrown out.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2018 11:10 AM (NFEMn)

435
That's right, Matt. Run on a full fvck the constitution platform.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler


Pure Non-Qualification Clause. But, let us never forget, Trump is the biggest danger there is to the Constitution!!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2018 11:10 AM (LsBY9)

436 *vulva
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:09 AM

Never owned one but they make a pretty good car.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 11:10 AM (nAeGR)

437 Yglesias should run for Fort Knox, and dare the Army to stop him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 12, 2018 11:10 AM (5aX2M)

438 What does Pelosi mean in Italian? Anyone know?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 11:08 AM (2LelM)

In Italian, it means "sun-dried tomato skin". In the earlier Latin vulgate, it means "skank ho".

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 12, 2018 11:11 AM (3sjI6)

439 grammie winger's eating through a straw (#14?I prescribe Mulligatawny Soup, stat. It's nourishing (half-meat, half-vegetables), delicious (garlic AND curry, though you could theoretically leave them out if you don't like them), and can be drunk through a straw. Also fun and easy (though time-consuming) to make, and the ingredients are inexpensive. Here's the recipe: http://www.drweevil.org/archives/000867.html. Over the years, several people I know have found it very useful when they had to have their jaws wired shut for one reason or another.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at December 12, 2018 11:11 AM (sPgZ5)

440 What does Pelosi mean in Italian? Anyone know?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 11:08 AM (2LelM)

Hairy.

I'm not joking.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2018 11:11 AM (NFEMn)

441 Beautiful painting. I was lucky enough to be able to see a Vermeer exhibit in person earlier this year and could stick my nose right up close to see how he painted the light. It was amazing. And as Kris notes, not a lot of his work exists.

Posted by: Nefertiti at December 12, 2018 11:11 AM (U5tDi)

442 >>Matthew Yglesias
@mattyglesias
AOC [Ojos Locos[ should run for president and dare the Supreme Court to stop her imo.



They're just not happy unless they are breaking some rule, eh?

Like toddlers.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 11:11 AM (W+vEI)

443 *vulva
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:09 AM

Never owned one but they make a pretty good car.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 11:10 AM (nAeGR)

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Boxy.... but good.

Posted by: Adolf The MonoBaller at December 12, 2018 11:11 AM (8XRCm)

444 Looking for liebe in all zee wrong places!

Posted by: Adolf Hitler at December 12, 2018 11:11 AM (NWiLs)

445 419 What does Pelosi mean in Italian? Anyone know?
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I believe the literal translation is "stupid and senile old hag."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2018 11:11 AM (fqUgw)

446 389 That IBD article on building the walll is one of the best, most succinct I've read in a long time.

Build the wall, Mr President.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2018 11:02 AM (vJTlZ)

Here's the link:

https://www.investors.com/politics/editorials/border-wall-secure-america-trump/

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:11 AM (+ZMGe)

447 And those are, honestly, the two options: Either "Leave means leave" or let "the peasants keep voting until they get it right."

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:09 AM (+ZMGe)


"Leave doesn't mean 'leave'" until we say it does!

Posted by: Lord Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 11:11 AM (f3oO4)

448 Hitler had a thing for his niece Geli Raubal -

https://tinyurl.com/ybsebjog

While Goebbels' wife Magda had the hots for Der Fuhrer.

https://tinyurl.com/yamh29vw

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 11:11 AM (kqsXK)

449 Whoops. That was me. Only JackStraw would get that nic.

Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2018 11:12 AM (U5tDi)

450 Yglesias should run for Fort Knox, and dare the Army to stop him.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 12, 2018 11:10 AM (5aX2M)

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That pudge faced pile of goo couldnt run to the damned mailbox.

Posted by: fixeruper at December 12, 2018 11:12 AM (8XRCm)

451 Life ain't easy for a boy named Trump.

Posted by: Zoddy Cash at December 12, 2018 11:12 AM (Bdeb0)

452 I know it won't stop the shit show, but Trump should pull up stakes from New York & move his empire to Texas. Stop giving New York that tax money.
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Better yet, Trump should just do an audit on all NY Welfare recipients to determine their citizenship status.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 11:12 AM (2LelM)

453 443 *vulva
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:09 AM

Never owned one but they make a pretty good car.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2018 11:10 AM (nAeGR)

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Boxy.... but good.
Posted by: Adolf The MonoBaller at December 12, 2018 11:11 AM (8XRCm)

Helps to keep the chassis well-lubricated.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:12 AM (NWiLs)

454 440 What does Pelosi mean in Italian? Anyone know?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 11:08 AM (2LelM)

Hairy.

I'm not joking.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 12, 2018 11:11 AM (NFEMn)

So much for lunch.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 11:13 AM (RD7QR)

455 Yes,chalenge the age limit so David Hogg can run in 2020.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 11:14 AM (BXMxN)

456 442 >>Matthew Yglesias
@mattyglesias
AOC [Ojos Locos[ should run for president and dare the Supreme Court to stop her imo.



They're just not happy unless they are breaking some rule, eh?

Like toddlers.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 11:11 AM (W+vEI)


What do these imbeciles have against rationality?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 12, 2018 11:14 AM (MkcN1)

457 so this is a viginal dutch master?

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2018 11:14 AM (8D42x)

458 441 Beautiful painting. I was lucky enough to be able to see a Vermeer exhibit in person earlier this year and could stick my nose right up close to see how he painted the light.
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Scumble isn't just foreplay with Vermeer.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 11:14 AM (2LelM)

459 Helps to keep the chassis well-lubricated.
Posted by: Insomniac


*perks up

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2018 11:14 AM (d7Ww2)

460 .@SteveSchmidtSES on Trump's former lawyer possibly committing a campaign finance violation: "Might this be the greatest crime in American history?" ... "This is what George Washington warned the country about."

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In his Farewell To the Troops, Washington was all don't pay off whores.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 11:14 AM (+y/Ru)

461 so this is a viginal dutch master?

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2018 11:14 AM

How you doin...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 12, 2018 11:14 AM (nAeGR)

462
Helps to keep the chassis well-lubricated.
Posted by: Insomniac


*perks up
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2018 11:14 AM (d7Ww2)

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**Spock Eyebrow**

Posted by: fixeruper at December 12, 2018 11:15 AM (8XRCm)

463 Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2018 11:12 AM (U5tDi)

Have you been a bad girl tinkering with alternative socks?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 11:15 AM (f3oO4)

464 I don't believe Hitler was gay. I do believe he was a meth-head, and obviously also evil.

Posted by: Chris M at December 12, 2018 11:15 AM (eAZVt)

465 >>"Might this be the greatest crime in American history?"



These people must giggle as they send out these tweet, no? No one can seriously argue that.
#Sh*tposting for ratio is my guess.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 11:16 AM (W+vEI)

466 Steve Schmidt. Perennial loser and lefty hack.

He and Rick Wilson are the faces of what's wrong with the GOP.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 12, 2018 11:16 AM (5aX2M)

467
"Might this be the greatest crime in American history?"

I thought that was slavery, Steve.

Why do you hate balck people Steve??

Posted by: fixeruper at December 12, 2018 11:16 AM (8XRCm)

468 I just looked up 'pelosi' in an on-line Italian dictionary () - it's a masculine plural adjective meaning "shaggy, hairy, furry". Since plural adjectives can be used as nouns in Italian as well as English, and masculine plurals are used for mixed-gender groups, 'pelosi' would be Italian for 'furries'. (Whether Italians actually call the pervy sort of furries 'pelosi' I neither know nor want to know. Maybe to a native speaker it would imply 'bears' as in fat, hairy, gay guys.)

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at December 12, 2018 11:17 AM (sPgZ5)

469 459 Helps to keep the chassis well-lubricated.
Posted by: Insomniac


*perks up
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2018 11:14 AM (d7Ww2)

Uh...um...er... *loosens collar*

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:17 AM (NWiLs)

470 Allen_G it is delightful to see you again, sir.
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at December 12, 2018 10:01 AM (JZMRD)

Likewise from me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2018 11:17 AM (fDU8w)

471 428 400 Leave means leave.

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:00 AM (+ZMGe)

I say old chap, we British toffs are more civilized than that. We just make the peasants keep voting until they get it right (or until the Democrats in Georgia teach us their recounting tricks!
Posted by: Lord Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 11:04 AM (f3oO4)

And those are, honestly, the two options: Either "Leave means leave" or let "the peasants keep voting until they get it right."
Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:09 AM (+ZMGe)

But Baby, its Cold outside...

Posted by: EU sings to Great Britain at December 12, 2018 11:18 AM (NgKpN)

472 Steve Schmidt knows how to lose with class.Not like that vulgar Trump.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2018 11:18 AM (BXMxN)

473 Hordgis flee!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 11:19 AM (f3oO4)

474 Wise gorilla is up

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:19 AM (NWiLs)

475 Yo. Corgis!!

Nood 'Rilla.

Posted by: Off the reservation at December 12, 2018 11:19 AM (vWMNq)

476 460 .@SteveSchmidtSES on Trump's former lawyer possibly committing a campaign finance violation: "Might this be the greatest crime in American history?" ... "This is what George Washington warned the country about."

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In his Farewell To the Troops, Washington was all don't pay off whores.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 11:14 AM (+y/Ru)

Wow... bigger than 9-11?

I believe this toff needs to go F himself.

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2018 11:20 AM (NgKpN)

477 Have you been a bad girl tinkering with alternative socks?
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 11:15 AM (f3oO4)
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More a case of forgetfulness. But it's amazing when I go to change it and a whole list of things pops up which I don't ever remember using.

Posted by: bluebell at December 12, 2018 11:20 AM (U5tDi)

478 CNN
@CNN
Scientists say that beef consumption must fall drastically to avert a climate catastrophe. But even if you're not ready to give it up entirely, you still have plenty of options that will make a big difference: https://cnn.it/2EpjniC

Bug Foundation, a startup based in Germany, developed a burger made from mealworms that is now stocked in more than 1,000 supermarkets across Belgium, the Netherlands and Germany.
" If you compare insects with beef, for the same amount of protein, you need roughly 1,000 times less water, 10 times less feed and you emit up to 100 times less greenhouse gases," said Baris Oezel, co-founder of Bug Foundation.

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Yeah, no. When I was a kid I had a pet horned toad (who I named Alfred because his profile resembled Hitchcock) and I fed him meal worms. That's the closest I'll ever get to meal worm meals.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2018 11:23 AM (+y/Ru)

479

*vulva

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2018 11:09 AM



Never owned one but they make a pretty good car.



Boxy, but safe.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 11:24 AM (HaL55)

480 471 But Baby, its Cold outside...
Posted by: EU sings to Great Britain at December 12, 2018 11:18 AM (NgKpN)

hahahahaha

Wonder if someone's done a video of that?

Posted by: m at December 12, 2018 11:28 AM (+ZMGe)

481 What does Pelosi mean in Italian? Anyone know?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 11:08 AM (2LelM)


My in depth studies* indicate it is the case modification for plural of the adjective, "hairy"


*Bing translate

Posted by: Kindltot at December 12, 2018 11:33 AM (mUa7G)

482
441 Beautiful painting. I was lucky enough to be able to see a Vermeer exhibit in person earlier this year and could stick my nose right up close to see how he painted the light. It was amazing. And as Kris notes, not a lot of his work exists.
Posted by: Nefertiti at December 12, 2018 11:11 AM (U5tDi)


I bet if you searched Soros' basement you'd find more.

Posted by: Sooner at December 12, 2018 11:38 AM (Fs5vw)

483 Speaking of which, I saw an ad the other day for some product - booze, I think - that was celebrating "you" as you gather at your family's house for the holidays, with each person you "see" having a subtitle - "crazy cousin," "sleepy uncle" and so on.

Including "your dad," "your mom" and "your mom's new boyfriend."

Lovely.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 11:03 AM (kqsXK)

I think that was Heineken beer. And it looked to me as though they were kind of poking fun at the "inclusivity" racket. Maybe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2018 11:46 AM (fDU8w)

484 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim%27s_Vermeer

Posted by: MoJoTee at December 12, 2018 12:22 PM (2yhkc)

485 "What exactly is a virginal?"
I interrupt this stream of double-entendres to answer the question.
A virginal is a type of harpsichord in which the strings are strung across the instrument rather than along it. In other words, the strings run from the player's left to her right, rather than toward or away from the player. This design limits the range of sounds a virginal can make, but also makes it more compact than the harpsichord. In effect, a virginal is to a harpsichord what an upright piano is to a grand piano.
And by the way, that's not a "bass fiddle" in the picture: it's a viola da gamba.

Posted by: Brown Line at December 12, 2018 12:59 PM (S6ArX)

486 "And as Kris notes, not a lot of his work exists."
One was stolen from the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum in Boston in 1990, and has never been recovered. I suspect it's in the bedroom of some drug lord or Russian mafioso, given that the theft was carefully executed and the thieves knew exactly what they wanted. But perhaps some day it'll pop up in a flea market.

Posted by: Brown Line at December 12, 2018 01:05 PM (S6ArX)

The Morning Report - 12/12/18

twoscoo.jpg

Good morning kids. Midweek and the big story of course was yesterday's "meeting" between the President and Cuck Schemer and Nancy Palsi. It is incredible to me that after all this time, in spite of everything that we have witnessed over the past three years that these people can be so smug, self-absorbed and deluded into believing the propaganda that they are dealing with some sort of moron. Did they not remember the meeting on gun control where the President totally owned Feinstein, Durbin and all the others with the cameras rolling for all of America to see last January?

To be fair, that performance was a more subtle rope-a-dope affair but it had the same effect; exposing the Democrats for the totalitarian jagoffs that we know them to be. This time, expecting the President to just roll over and surrender on the signature agenda item that got him elected - border security and its physical manifestation of the wall - he turned the tables and more or less forced them to admit that as a matter of policy, they and their party are against secure borders. If you watch footage, their body language speaks volumes. No amount of blathering from either of them could disguise the fact that they were both rhetorically pantsed on national television. And the cherry on top was Palsi spewing loudly about how she and the Democrat House are going to be totally transparent, unlike the Republicans, and then within a nano-second she insisted that the TV cameras be turned off and removed from the room. Brilliant.

A few observations on this: first, anyone who has any doubts whatsoever on this President and his steadfastness, sincerity and commitment to the American people should be disabused of that notion here and now. Second, this is not just politics for Trump. I believe that he believes that national sovereignty and secure borders are essential for the survival and prosperity of this nation. Third, this guy is a fighter. By him rejecting the standard political model of Republican/conservative evil and Democrat/Leftist good and throwing their bullshit, hypocrisy and insanity right in their faces - Queens accent and all - is the equivalent of upending the tables of the moneychangers in the temple and setting a new paradigm for future politicians on our side to do the same (please G-d).

Other links in the same vein, IBD and Betsy McCaughey implore the President to not give an inch, the President is boasting about shutting down the government over the wall funding and that is another meme I wish he would explode since nothing gets "shut down" and life goes on no matter what happens, and is also saying that he will use the military to build the wall if need be, Nancy Palsi proves (as if any more were needed) that she is a low-class, sub-intellectual, vapid front-hole, 3,000 aliens are caught in a single day at the border, the real crisis is the mass asylum-seeking scam, the cost of the wall at $5 billion is a rounding error compared to the massive pork in all the continuing resolutions (G-d forbid we should ever have an actual budget with real spending limits) but the cost of DACA amnesty would dwarf it, monetarily and culturally, and the administration seeks relief from SCOTUS over the lower court interference with the new asylum regs. And that there is a whole other issue in the judicial overreach department (see the Domestic Policy section).

In politics, starting with the Democrat scandal sheet, a Florida PAC is playing fast and loose with Andrew Gillum campaign funds, total radio silence from California Dems on Kamala-Toe's aide's sexual harassment revelations, funny how the NY State AG is ignoring Al Sharptone's new book deal, and champion of the planet and defender of evil oil and carbon Bernardo Sandersnista sure does burn a lot of Jet-A in private jets. The people - fly United - will never be defeated... but they ain't riding up here with me to stink up the joint (more champagne, comrade).

Meanwhile the President said that impeachment would not be a good idea for the Dems, the GOP will never kneecap the baby-killers, 5 million Christians are pissed at Luap the Lesser for his anti-Israel aid stance (where's Loopy Occasional-Jewish?), if you thought Palsi with the gavel the first go round was bad enough, just wait until January, and can the GOP Senate thwart the Democrat House for the next two years?

In First Amendment and Fake News Fakery, the Google CEO went before a Congressional committee and pinky-sweared that there was no bias at all at Google, which is akin to Ahmedinejad stating that there were no homosexuals in Iran. None that could stay aloft, anyway. Kudos to Matt Gaetz for ignoring the obfuscations about Russia and getting to the heart of the matter which is censorship and abuse of conservative voices. But Steve "purple-nurple" Cohen wanted to know why all the tech support people sounded like Joe Biden's 7-11 Slurpee Machine operators, which was all the funnier since the CEO of Google is a dot-head Indian and not just 1/1024th Cherokee. Sheesh. Elsewhere Mark Levin ripped the media for continuing to spew the Southern District of NY's anti-Trump garbage, writers at the teen webzine Slate are striking because the site is not Leftist enough for their taste, and a look at formerly-great Britain turning into A Clockwork Orange vis a vis thought crimes.

To the Mueller witch hunt and continuing coup against the President, we the people and We The People, we mentioned Mark Levin above, Conrad Black about the collapse of the collusion hoax, Feinstein, Warner and Richard Burr-in-the-backside want leniency for FBI leaker and liar James Wolfe, Rabbi Dov Fischer with a speech the President should give, and now with the renewed angle of attacking the President for the Sloppy Daniels non-illegal payoff-payoff, the hypocrisy of the Congressional slush fund that actually pays off victims of harassment and why we need to see who benefitted from that insanity. Forget about the people passing laws to give them money. This is worse by orders of magnitude.

One item in the 2-A category but it's a biggie; NJ State Police are assuring us they have no plans to go door-to-door to arrest people with 10-round magazines. This whole thing is troubling on so many levels.

To the foreign desk we go where we look at the terrorist attack in Strasbourg, Hezbollah's terror tunnels and the Iranian connection, the administration is going after Chi-Com, Russky and Farsi propaganda, what could and should be done by us vis a vis Russia and the Crimea situation, and the administration does the right thing and blacklists the Pakistanis for religious freedom violations. Elsewhere, what the hell do we do about Afghanistan and the administration signs a bill to give aid to victims of ISIS genocide.

Back over here, the Senate confirmed two judicial nominees after a two-month freeze thanks to Flakey Flake, McYertle is going to keep the Senate open during the holiday break to steal taxpayer money and release hardened criminals onto the streets. Speaking of that, this politicization of masses of people wrongfully imprisoned flies in the face of two pieces on the Cyntoia Brown case and this Steven Avery guy from some reality show. And once again, it's the media that obfuscates the true nature of these people to serve the greater good of the Leftist agenda to put scum on the street as yet another Cloward/Piven tactic to destabilize American society. And this story out of New York where the cops got into a tug of war with a woman and her infant is disturbing to say the least. Despite all the players involved being "of color," the Left is using this as a pretext to attack the police everywhere as symbols of racist oppression, or something. Feh.

In economic news, a look at our enslavement to China and IBD on the debt and tax revenue, which is soaring. Also, Betsy DeVos gets praise from a lefty prof for kneecapping Title IX insanity, Harvard of all places explodes the gender pay-gap myth, the EPA is going to end the insane Obama-era Waters of the USA regulation, and the worldwide revolt agains the globalist "climate change" scam-o-rama. May that also include the Islamization of the world too.

From hither and yon, Christian Toto is high on the defeat of the PC crowd over "Baby It's Cold Outside," more on the Kevin Hart persecution, Jamal Khashoggi is Time Magazine's Person of the Year (who cares), on being gay and conservative and lastly the disturbing piece about a 9-year-old black child killing herself after being persecuted for the unforgivable sin of being friends with white people. Thank you, Barack Obama for that one.

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

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1 EM CANDY CANE FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at December 12, 2018 07:48 AM (GEhPL)

2 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 12, 2018 07:48 AM (mfOi4)

3 How dems follow these idiots?

Posted by: IanDeal at December 12, 2018 07:49 AM (4zQrR)

4 WTFO??

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2018 07:49 AM (JFO2v)

5 Good Morning Ya'll

Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at December 12, 2018 07:49 AM (YuQLm)

6 Good morning, horde!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 12, 2018 07:49 AM (81OU+)

7 top 10?

Posted by: Rosasharn at December 12, 2018 07:50 AM (gC288)

8 'Morning, all.

Posted by: Shoeless Guy at December 12, 2018 07:50 AM (p+/iO)

9 One side is for Americans, one side is not.


That little encounter made it obvious.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2018 07:50 AM (UsCnO)

10 top 10, morning horde.

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2018 07:50 AM (8D42x)

11 Mornin' Horde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at December 12, 2018 07:50 AM (kZUVU)

12 Nice!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 07:51 AM (cqNba)

13 Good Morning Morons

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 12, 2018 07:51 AM (mpXpK)

14 What comes next?

Alien Sex.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2018 07:52 AM (UnA8+)

15 Good morning from the great state of Florida, horde.

Top 25? YAY!!

Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at December 12, 2018 07:53 AM (lGLBx)

16 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 12, 2018 07:53 AM (gFtQQ)

17 And another ruling on immigration just popped up.

https://tinyurl.com/y99lr3nv

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 07:53 AM (cqNba)

18 Morning again, all.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 07:53 AM (ftdxp)

19 I also saw in a few places where the SF scrunt objected to Trump- having the meeting recorded. They wanted it "secret".

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 12, 2018 07:53 AM (mpXpK)

20 Zod Wenceslas

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 07:54 AM (Bdeb0)

21
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 12, 2018 07:54 AM (KCxzN)

22 Damn, y'all are FAST!

Posted by: Thanatopsis at December 12, 2018 07:54 AM (4HgOh)

23 I think I watched that oval office clip like 5 times yesterday.. classic Donny 2 Scoops!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 12, 2018 07:54 AM (438dO)

24 God bless that poor little fourth grader.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the drinking lamp is lit at December 12, 2018 07:57 AM (dGXW9)

25 "and throwing their bullshit, hypocrisy and insanity right in their faces
- Queens accent and all - is the equivalent of upending the tables of
the money changers in the temple"

Great analogy. Unfortunately the powerful that were having their world and power challenged banded together to have the disrupter executed, publicly and violently. I have no doubt our current ruling class would do the same if they could get away with it

Posted by: Ripley at December 12, 2018 07:57 AM (MxEKc)

26 Has Pelosi Galore ever thought to tell her buddy Shecky Schumer to lose those dorky glasses? Or does he plan on adding a huge bow tie and clown shoes to join his fatassed cousin's standup act?

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 12, 2018 07:57 AM (y7DUB)

27 Love that Maxine Waters Hair is foist!

Posted by: Smaug at December 12, 2018 07:57 AM (iF4iV)

28 One item in the 2-A category but it's a biggie; NJ State Police are
assuring us they have no plans to go door-to-door to arrest people with
10-round magazines. This whole thing is troubling on so many levels.



I posted a link yesterday where they said they would not rule out door to door searches.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 12, 2018 07:57 AM (mpXpK)

29 sefton, you're way off. pelousy and schemer made a fool of trump. hooya said so. it must be true, it was on the intertubes. it's over. totally over for orangeman. current events, speak it?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2018 07:58 AM (KP5rU)

30 "I posted a link yesterday where they said they would not rule out door to door searches."

Yup.

Breitbart had it.

http://bit.ly/2LaniQS

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 07:59 AM (cqNba)

31 The Babylon Bee has a piece about the Trump-Pelosi-Schumer stare-down, in relation to Mike Pence's silence during the meeting:

https://tinyurl.com/y7mqdabMike Pence Silently Prays:


WASHINGTON, D.C. -Sources at the White House confirmed that Vice President Mike Pence was silently praying the imprecatory psalms during an explosive meeting with Pelosi, Schumer, and Trump in the Oval Office earlier today.

"May their eyes be darkened so they cannot see, and their backs be bent forever," Pence reportedly prayed quietly to himself. "May they be blotted out of the book of life and not be listed with the righteous."2


Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 07:59 AM (lwiT4)

32 Sorry I thought it was yesterday. Its in today's links:


BB asked the NJ State police about enforcement of the illegal high capacity magazine ban. They refused to rule out house to house searches.


https://tinyurl.com/y79496ow

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 12, 2018 08:00 AM (mpXpK)

33 >>I posted a link yesterday where they said they would not rule out door to door searches.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 12, 2018 07:57 AM (mpXpK)

Zod intends to begin publication of a series of periodicals entitled:

"High Capacity"
"Thirty-Round"
"Assault Weapon"

...so that wits can confirm to the police that yes, they do indeed have a "high capacity magazine...in fact, several of them," and invite the police to search the house...

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 08:00 AM (Bdeb0)

34 Good morning!


Wondering if Pelosi and Schumer, using the old playbook, had threatened Trump with a shutdown and all the political fallout of them blaming him for it (like Obama did to GOP during sequestration), and his response was to call in the cameras and announce YES, he would shut down the government and take full responsibility for it (bitchezzzzz!). HA!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 08:01 AM (W+vEI)

35 Zod Wenceslas
Posted by: Zod


Fuck. Ear worm.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 08:01 AM (ftdxp)

36 I see we are both linking the same article but you and I are interpreting it differently.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 12, 2018 08:02 AM (mpXpK)

37 Does anyone follow Byron York on twitter? He read the Flynn sentencing memo and found some very interesting things.

Basically, everything we thought we knew and learned from the Strzok/Page texts was true. He was set up by McCabe and the rest of the corrupt FBI crew.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2018 08:02 AM (/tuJf)

38 There will be a lot of complaining from NJ gun owners, but in the end they all stay in the state and continue to take it.

Just like Illinois, NY, Cal etc...

Posted by: Jonah at December 12, 2018 08:03 AM (AyHmp)

39 Morning JJ

Posted by: Jonah at December 12, 2018 08:03 AM (AyHmp)

40 >>...so that wits can confirm to the police that yes, they do indeed have a "high capacity magazine...in fact, several of them," and invite the police to search the house...Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 08:00 AM (Bdeb0)

"But Mr. Zod, I thought you said you had several high-capacity magazines?!"
"I do. You are an imbecile. Leave my property, and then kill yourself."

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 08:03 AM (Bdeb0)

41 "Zod intends to begin publication of a series of periodicals entitled:

"High Capacity"
"Thirty-Round"
"Assault Weapon"

Just remember during Baltimore's next Evidence Disposal Event, High capacity mags are defined as any magazine with over a ten round capacity.

I remember when AR-15s shipped standard with a thirty round mag.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 08:04 AM (cqNba)

42 Why Won't the NY State AG Even Look Into Al Sharptone's Latest Dubious Deal?


Rhetorical question? NY AG and his prosecutors are corrupt as hell and are full fledged Democrat operatives.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 12, 2018 08:04 AM (mpXpK)

43 Flake is a POS. Irrelevant, might as well switch parties. Voted no on circuit Judge yesterday, but was still confirmed

Posted by: Jonah at December 12, 2018 08:04 AM (AyHmp)

44 28 29 sefton, you're way off. pelousy and schemer made a fool of trump. hooya said so. it must be true, it was on the intertubes. it's over. totally over for orangeman. current events, speak it?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2018 07:58 AM (KP5rU)


Early night...

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 12, 2018 08:04 AM (/9p9e)

45 Elsewhere Mark Levin ripped the media for continuing to spew the Southern District of NY's anti-Trump garbage

But Sleepy Jeff assured me that the entire DOJ was full of "vewy pwofessional and apowitical people".

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 12, 2018 08:05 AM (y7DUB)

46 I also saw in a few places where the SF scrunt objected to Trump- having the meeting recorded. They wanted it "secret".





Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 12, 2018 07:53 AM

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No doubt so they could tell lies about what Trump agreed to in the spirit of bipartisanship.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2018 08:05 AM (JUOKG)

47 Re: NJ Stasi... We reserve the right to kick in your doors. Ex family members will let us know when to show up. Exactly when.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 12, 2018 08:05 AM (RuIsu)

48 JJ - I share your amazement that Trump's opponents have not learned one thing about him or dealing with him. Somehow they continue to misunderestimate him and expect him to play politics like a normal politician when it is clear he is anything but that. They keep pushing confrontations on him thinking he'll cave when he actually relishes a good fight.

Weird.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2018 08:05 AM (hLRSq)

49 >>any magazine with over a ten round capacity.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 08:04 AM (cqNba)

A Note From Our Publisher: This magazine *has over a ten round capacity.* Renew your subscription today, or give one to a friend!

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 08:06 AM (Bdeb0)

50 saw a tv nooz about the 9yo girl being bullied to suicide

they mentioned that she was racially bullied, a white boy, a note, and all in all managed to imply that a white boy racially bullied her into suicide

this is why I hate fake news media

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 12, 2018 08:06 AM (BJlbN)

51 Conservatives in Blue States, will have to make the choice whether to stay behind enemy lines. These places will never get any better.

Posted by: Jonah at December 12, 2018 08:07 AM (AyHmp)

52 Nanzi's got that Katherine Helmond in 'Brazil' look in that pic.

Cosmetic surgery doesn't age well.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2018 08:07 AM (oVJmc)

53 are jersey cops going to search the "projects?" or, just where law abiding citizens pay their fucking taxes to keep the leviathan fed? equal enforcement my old, cranky, white ass.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2018 08:07 AM (KP5rU)

54 Trump:

"...oh no, I thought the meeting went very well. In fact, I won't consent to meet with Nancy and Chuck again unless there are cameras present, period, full-stop. The American people are entitled to know what these worms try to pull behind closed doors."

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 08:08 AM (Bdeb0)

55 Yeah, the Senate confirmed a Trump judge but Pence overrides DIABLO Flake's obstruction of appeals court nomination to get it. Asshole Flake should have been thrown off the damned judicial committee as soon as he started making noises.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 12, 2018 08:08 AM (mpXpK)

56 A nine year old little girl committed suicide? My heart breaks. This is awful.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 08:08 AM (lwiT4)

57 44; jj, ha!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2018 08:09 AM (KP5rU)

58 I liked the part where Pelosi says "we came here in good faith to negotiate".. blah blah blah..

they came just as entrenched in their position as Trump! No wall!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 12, 2018 08:09 AM (438dO)

59 Here is York's piece on the General Flynn setup.

https://tinyurl.com/ybyx752y

It will be very interesting to see what Judge Sullivan does. He's not real big on government corruption.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2018 08:10 AM (/tuJf)

60 JJ great links as always!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2018 08:10 AM (JFO2v)

61 "they mentioned that she was racially bullied, a white boy, a note, and all in all managed to imply that a white boy racially bullied her into suicide

this is why I hate fake news media"

One of our local talk show personalities (C4) was discussing the media, and if it was fair for them to be called fake news.

During one segment he said 'And how do they effect the other three branches of government".

In my understanding of linguistics, that implies that there are a total of four branches of government.

And at the news break, some bint announced that "Speaker of the House", Nancy Pelosi was meeting with the President.

Going 0-2 yesterday, my radio talk show friend.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 08:11 AM (cqNba)

62 Three high-ranking senators are asking a federal judge for leniency on behalf of a former Senate intelligence committee staffer who pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI.

The letter from Democrats Mark Warner and Dianne Feinstein and Republican Richard Burr was included Tuesday in a sentencing memo filed by James Wolfe's attorneys.


Just confirmation Burr was in on it with Warner and ChiFi, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 08:11 AM (W+vEI)

63 35 Zod Wenceslas 
Posted by: Zod 


Fuck. Ear worm.

Earworm ending in a plagal cadence.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at December 12, 2018 08:11 AM (4HgOh)

64 61 And at the news break, some bint announced that "Speaker of the House", Nancy Pelosi was meeting with the President.

Going 0-2 yesterday, my radio talk show friend.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 08:11 AM (cqNba)

When Nanzi Pee-lousy held her press conference, all the reporters called her "Madam Speaker".

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2018 08:11 AM (UnA8+)

65 On this day in 1970, Stephen Stills released "Love the One You're With" - a song inspired by a remark from Billy Preston.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 08:12 AM (lwiT4)

66 The Paris shooter link does not give the name of the shooter or describe the "religious affiliation" but a brit article does.


In fact, Brit newspapers identify the suspect as a 'radicalized muzzie'. Aren't all muzzies 'radicalized'?


https://tinyurl.com/y989h9x7

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 12, 2018 08:12 AM (mpXpK)

67 Richard Burr-in-the-backside

Between him and that other cocksucker, Thom Tillis, North Carolina is just a pussy blue RINO petting zoo.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 12, 2018 08:12 AM (y7DUB)

68 jj rules the early morning. great job.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2018 08:12 AM (KP5rU)

69 My draft speech for Trump's pardons -- FYNQ

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2018 08:13 AM (sFO1P)

70 62 Just confirmation Burr was in on it with Warner and ChiFi, eh?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 08:11 AM (W+vEI)

Warner's been making a lot of noise lately.

He's in this shit up to his eyeballs.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2018 08:13 AM (UnA8+)

71 For the record: Conservative morning-drive radio commentators Vince Coglianese and Mary Walter are both functionally retarded.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 08:13 AM (Bdeb0)

72 Man, when you try to read just the tip of JJS News Service article links, you don't make the top twenty (and maybe even the top 100)!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 08:13 AM (f3oO4)

73 BREAKING on CNN: Song "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" found by SJWs to be a song about Pedophilia -- Not That There's Anything Wrong With That. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 12, 2018 08:14 AM (WqPYg)

74 "Aren't all muzzies 'radicalized'?"

Only the ones who don't want to kill the Jooooos.

The traditionalists keep the faith, exactly as written by the dude with the fever dreams.
And the lust for 6 year olds.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 08:14 AM (cqNba)

75 Warner's been making a lot of noise lately.
He's in this shit up to his eyeballs.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2018 08:13 AM (UnA8+)


Virginia Has Fallen!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 08:14 AM (f3oO4)

76 The Progs have once-again captured the verbal high ground, and PDT is cooperating. The term "border security" is used willy-nilly, by both sides, but no one ever DEFINES what it is. No illegal crossers anywhere? Stop and frisk everyone at all official ports of entry? Or what?

PDT is trying to put some numbers on it, with the illegal crossings reduction values he gave in the meeting with Pelousi and Schemer. But it's an uphill fight when the Progs ceaselessly say they are all-in on "border security," and the MFM lets them say it without any qualitative or quantitative definition.

Posted by: Gref at December 12, 2018 08:14 AM (AMIL/)

77 Three high-ranking senators are asking a federal judge for leniency on behalf of a former Senate intelligence committee staffer who pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI.


Fuck him. To the gallows!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 08:15 AM (ftdxp)

78 65; grammie, had no idea billy preston is to blame for that. fisted glove. stills is still a poser. crosby is committed.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2018 08:15 AM (KP5rU)

79 JJ - I share your amazement that Trump's opponents have not learned one thing about him or dealing with him. Somehow they continue to misunderestimate him and expect him to play politics like a normal politician when it is clear he is anything but that. They keep pushing confrontations on him thinking he'll cave when he actually relishes a good fight.

Weird.


I'm thinking it's a result of being philosophically locked into a dogma that doesn't allow for that kind of adaptive thought. A person exists in a system for that long, the "rules" get internalized and it destroys the capacity for independent or critical thinking.

It's not so much that they won't learn...it's that they cannot.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 12, 2018 08:15 AM (tVWQB)

80 I hope if they try to get Trump on a bullshit campaign finance deal (where they only fined Obama) he's willing to open records on the House/Senate payoffs for sexual harassment.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 12, 2018 08:15 AM (jUVms)

81 No illegal crossers anywhere? Stop and frisk everyone at all official ports of entry? Or what?



Everything before the 'or what'.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 08:15 AM (lwiT4)

82 Who told campus cops he was getting a gun permit?

http://datechguyblog.com/2018/12/11/110165/

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2018 08:16 AM (JFO2v)

83 DM reports that a mob of those caravan "migrants" marched to the consulate in Tijuana demanding to be let into the U.S., or in the alternative, given $50,000 each so that they could return home and start their own businesses.

Oh yes, they're just like the Founders!

And apparently that "gang violence" they're all "desperately fleeing" goes away if they get enough free American cash!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2018 08:16 AM (fqUgw)

84 73 BREAKING on CNN: Song "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" found by SJWs to be a song about Pedophilia -- Not That There's Anything Wrong With That. Developing ...
Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 12, 2018 08:14 AM (WqPYg)

Can't be anti-muzzie AND Pro-Pedo.

Bacha Bazi is a time-honored Muzzie tradition, after all.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2018 08:16 AM (UnA8+)

85 Conservatives in Blue States, will have to make the
choice whether to stay behind enemy lines. These places will never get
any better.


Posted by: Jonah at December 12, 2018 08:07 AM

---

More than a few don't have any choice, they are stuck where they live. Be it family, mortgages, etc. they simply can't up and leave.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2018 08:16 AM (JUOKG)

86 A nine year old little girl committed suicide? My heart breaks. This is awful.
Posted by: grammie winger



Grammie, you have to read the story.

Because she was black and was friends with a white boy.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 08:17 AM (ftdxp)

87 Trump:

"...oh no, I thought the meeting went very well. In fact, I won't consent to meet with Nancy and Chuck again unless there are cameras present, period, full-stop. The American people are entitled to know what these worms try to pull behind closed doors."

--

He really said that? I love that!

You just know they're stewing in their Depends. I'd love for him to live broadcast every single meeting with these snakes. Put them on the line and make them, point blank, state their position. Brilliant.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 12, 2018 08:17 AM (JoUsr)

88 When Nanzi Pee-lousy held her press conference, all the reporters called her "Madam Speaker".

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2018 08:11 AM (UnA8+)

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"Misogynists! I would have never let them get away with that!" -- Former HARD-EARNED-TITLE SENATOR Barbara "Dumber Than a Box of Rocks" Boxer

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 12, 2018 08:17 AM (WqPYg)

89 Lol, Issa is saying google bias can be ameliorated with a program.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2018 08:17 AM (PUmDY)

90 Obama's waterway steal should have been one of the first thing Trump killed. Got a mud puddle in your yard after a rain storm? Well under Obama that is a federally protected waterway.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 12, 2018 08:17 AM (mpXpK)

91 Did the 9 year old have a father? He isn't mentioned in the article. I wonder if her father was around and he was helping raise her, she'd still be alive. Dad's can be very encouraging for a little girl. You can't do much about bullies. They will always be around. For little girls, Dad's are a very good mitigating factor against them (boys too of course).

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 12, 2018 08:18 AM (/oe9Q)

92 Democrat women keep accusing Republican men of misogyny because all the men the Democrat women know are misogynists because all the men the Democrat women know are Democrats so the Democrat women assume that all men are like the men they know.

Meanwhile, in New Jersey, the police won't say what they are going to do about those high capacity magazines but when they do knock on your door and asked you about those 15 high capacity magazines you purchased and you tell them you gave them to a friend in Kansas and they will say ok and leave you alone, or will they trash your house?

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 12, 2018 08:18 AM (hrcfq)

93 Three high-ranking senators are asking a federal
judge for leniency on behalf of a former Senate intelligence committee
staffer who pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI.



The letter from Democrats Mark Warner and Dianne Feinstein and Republican Richard Burr was included Tuesday in a sentencing memo filed by James Wolfe's attorneys.



Just confirmation Burr was in on it with Warner and ChiFi, eh?


Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 08:11 AM

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Probably more Republicans were in on it, but they were too scared to put their names on letters to the Judge.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2018 08:18 AM (JUOKG)

94 oh my gosh I almost posted the entire thread. Caught myself just before hitting POST. Yikes. I'm going to sit in the corner for a bit, next to the barrel.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 08:18 AM (lwiT4)

95 92 Meanwhile, in New Jersey, the police won't say what they are going to do about those high capacity magazines but when they do knock on your door and asked you about those 15 high capacity magazines you purchased and you tell them you gave them to a friend in Kansas and they will say ok and leave you alone, or will they trash your house?

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 12, 2018 08:18 AM (hrcfq)

The correct answer is always "Canoe Accident".

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2018 08:19 AM (UnA8+)

96 >>Three high-ranking senators are asking a federal judge for leniency on behalf of a former Senate intelligence committee staffer who pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI.

And yet the federal prosecutor charging Wolfe is recommending a sentence above standard sentencing guidelines.

They better hope he doesn't start cooperating and telling what he knows.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2018 08:19 AM (/tuJf)

97 >>Virginia Has Fallen! Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 08:14 AM (f3oO4)

When the Burning Times have ended and y'all are poking through the rubble, you'll find a fortress in Northern Virginia surrounded by scores of the vanquished enemy. Within that fortress you'll find the remains of a giant among men, up to his knees in grenade pins, spent brass, and gin bottles. On that day you will know that, while Virginia may have fallen, it didn't fall without one kick-ass fight early on.

Yao.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 08:19 AM (Bdeb0)

98 "Got a mud puddle in your yard after a rain storm? Well under Obama that is a federally protected waterway."

Might want to check in Ms Clintons Depends.

Could be a federal waterway right there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 08:19 AM (cqNba)

99 Pelosi was giving PDT the hand the whole time, prerry funny.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2018 08:20 AM (PUmDY)

100 >>will say ok and leave you alone, or will they trash your house? Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 12, 2018 08:18 AM (hrcfq)

In my case, they will negotiate with the dog.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 08:20 AM (Bdeb0)

101 Obama's waterway steal should have been one of the
first thing Trump killed. Got a mud puddle in your yard after a rain
storm? Well under Obama that is a federally protected waterway.



Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 12, 2018 08:17 AM

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That stupid rule cost me an extra $4,000 when I had some drainage work done at our house in Kentucky a few years back.


You would think you could simply run drains out to the road, but noooo......you have to install multiple underground storage tanks and overflows into your front yard....can't simply have the pooling rain water run directly from your backyard to the street.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2018 08:21 AM (JUOKG)

102 >>He really said that? I love that!
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 12, 2018 08:17 AM (JoUsr)

No, but Zod has instructed him to say that.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 08:21 AM (Bdeb0)

103 Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 08:19 AM (Bdeb0)

Are you looking for additional staff?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 08:22 AM (f3oO4)

104 "In my case, they will negotiate with the dog."

First one that we shoot when the door goes down.

Posted by: B'More's finest at December 12, 2018 08:22 AM (cqNba)

105 I hope if they try to get Trump on a bullshit campaign finance deal (where they only fined Obama) he's willing to open records on the House/Senate payoffs for sexual harassment.

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This x1000.

Open up that can of worms, you dirtbags. You'll regret it.

As for the little girl, it's a very sad thing. She came into this world at the start of Barky's presidency. All she's likely known is race, race, race during his dreadful era in American politics. He made everything a powder keg of race insanity and hatred for one another.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 12, 2018 08:22 AM (JoUsr)

106 83 DM reports that a mob of those caravan "migrants" marched to the consulate in Tijuana demanding to be let into the U.S., or in the alternative, given $50,000 each so that they could return home and start their own businesses.

Oh yes, they're just like the Founders!

And apparently that "gang violence" they're all "desperately fleeing" goes away if they get enough free American cash!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2018 08:16 AM (fqUgw)


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So the $5 billion wall pays for itself once it stops 1 million of these invading panhandlers -- which will be, what, about 3 months worth?

Posted by: ShainS - #WokeStasi Dragnet Survivor at December 12, 2018 08:23 AM (WqPYg)

107 Did the 9 year old have a father? He isn't mentioned in the article. I wonder if her father was around and he was helping raise her, she'd still be alive. Dad's can be very encouraging for a little girl. You can't do much about bullies. They will always be around. For little girls, Dad's are a very good mitigating factor against them (boys too of course).
Posted by: Puddleglum


What also isn't mentioned is WHO did the bullying.
Black or white? I'm thinking black, because if it were whites, it'd be the next klan lynching.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 08:23 AM (ftdxp)

108 89 Lol, Issa is saying google bias can be ameliorated with a program.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2018 08:17 AM (PUmDY)


You misspelled "pogrom."

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 12, 2018 08:23 AM (/9p9e)

109 >>First one that we shoot when the door goes down. Posted by: B'More's finest at December 12, 2018 08:22 AM (cqNba)

Be the last one you shoot, too, tough guy. Choose wisely.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 08:23 AM (Bdeb0)

110 Meanwhile, in New Jersey, the police won't say what they are going to do about those high capacity magazines but when they do knock on your door and asked you about those 15 high capacity magazines you purchased and you tell them you gave them to a friend in Kansas and they will say ok and leave you alone, or will they trash your house?

Good question.

There isn't much keeping a police officer from knocking on your door and *asking* to search your house. They phrase it to get right up to that line ("Sir, I'm going to need to search your house... but you're free to refuse.

Years ago I was driving home and got stopped by a cop for speeding. He took my license, did whatever they do, then came back and said he needed to search my car. I said I refuse to consent to a search. He went on a little bit and said no, he needed to search the car. I said I don't consent and if he had legal cause to perform a search he wouldn't be asking me like that, instead he'd order me out of the car. He looked at me, sighed, and went back to his car to write me a ticket.



Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 12, 2018 08:23 AM (tVWQB)

111 59 Here is York's piece on the General Flynn setup.

https://tinyurl.com/ybyx752y

It will be very interesting to see what Judge Sullivan does. He's not real big on government corruption.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2018 08:10 AM (/tuJf)

And there were at least 4 plant in Trump org trying to create a russian connection!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2018 08:24 AM (JFO2v)

112 "In my case, they will negotiate with the dog."
First one that we shoot when the door goes down.
Posted by: B'More's finest at December 12, 2018 08:22 AM (cqNba)


Corrupt police force rule # 1

"It's all good, so long as WE come home safe every night!"

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 08:24 AM (f3oO4)

113 Is there a Federal Alphabet Soup form for declaring an official "Canoe Accident", or the scheduling thereof in a protected waterway?

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 12, 2018 08:25 AM (RuIsu)

114 "In my case, they will negotiate with the dog."

First one that we shoot when the door goes down.
Posted by: B'More's finest


Make sure your next of kin notice and toe tag are filled out.
I may die, but I guarantee the first one through the door is making the trip to hell with me.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 08:25 AM (ftdxp)

115 No, but Zod has instructed him to say that.

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Awww, I'm crestfallen. Still, it reads exactly like something he'd tweet.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 12, 2018 08:25 AM (JoUsr)

116 I watched some of the Chuck and Nancy show. They just don't know what to do about Trump. The next two years is going to be a hoot!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at December 12, 2018 08:26 AM (NjJUT)

117 I guarantee the first one through the door is making the trip to hell with me.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 08:25 AM (ftdxp)



Don't go to hell. Heaven is so much better.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 08:26 AM (lwiT4)

118 114 Make sure your next of kin notice and toe tag are filled out.
I may die, but I guarantee the first one through the door is making the trip to hell with me.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 08:25 AM (ftdxp)

Only taking out one doesn't solve the Pension Crisis, slacker.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2018 08:26 AM (UnA8+)

119 What also isn't mentioned is WHO did the bullying.
Black or white? I'm thinking black, because if it were whites, it'd be the next klan lynching.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 08:23 AM (ftdxp)

Article I saw (and can't find, probably memory-holed) said it was black kids. And since that city has not been burned to the ground that must be the correct answer.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 08:26 AM (f3oO4)

120 >>And there were at least 4 plant in Trump org trying to create a russian connection!

Yep. I'm telling you that sentencing document is explosive.

No wonder Mueller isn't recommending any jail time. I wonder what exactly Flynn is cooperating on?

I'm betting that once again conventional wisdom with be 100% wrong.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2018 08:27 AM (/tuJf)

121 There isn't much keeping a police officer from knocking on your door and *asking* to search your house. They phrase it to get right up to that line ("Sir, I'm going to need to search your house... but you're free to refuse.
_____________________

That's the point where you say: "Sure, as soon as you show me your search warrant."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2018 08:27 AM (fqUgw)

122

More noos. Today is Wednesday, December 12, 2018. On this day 2015 the Paris Agreement relating to United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change was adopted. His imperial shittiness, Pharaoh Choom 1st agreed to this illegal treaty calling it a 'deal' and not a treaty, therefore it did not need to be ratified by the Senate. The RNCe did nothing. Trump killed the US participation in this POS extortion racket using the AGW scam.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 12, 2018 08:27 AM (mpXpK)

123
Migrants in Mexico make incredibly stupid demand of the US. They want $50K each to go home, among other things. This is so stupid it has to be some kind of PR gimmick designed to give the MFM fodder to beat up Trump. Soros is not getting much for his money.


https://tinyurl.com/y8zayxz4

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 12, 2018 08:27 AM (mpXpK)

124 "As for the little girl, it's a very sad thing. She came into this world at the start of Barky's presidency. All she's likely known is race, race, race during his dreadful era in American politics. He made everything a powder keg of race insanity and hatred for one another."

Oddly enough, I put some, a large 'some' of the blame for our children inability to withstand verbal attacks in general on the mindset that brought us that whole 'He called me google-eyes' movement.

And no, I don't know the particulars of the suffering that this particular girl went through.

But in general.

Somehow we as a nation have gone from 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me' to OMG.....he called me a name....and now I can no longer function as a rational human being.


Stoicism.....it's not whats for breakfast.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 08:27 AM (cqNba)

125 Just saw a commercial for Golden Girls Chia Pets.

And.....Bob Ross.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2018 08:28 AM (oVJmc)

126 Fox news says that allegations by the corrupt NY prosecutor that Trump's payment to Stormy Daniels was a campaign finance law violation are BS.


https://tinyurl.com/yd8sygst

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 12, 2018 08:28 AM (mpXpK)

127 121 That's the point where you say: "Sure, as soon as you show me your search warrant."
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2018 08:27 AM (fqUgw)


"Comply. Or Die."

- - Justice Buch M. Danno, Hilo/Ho--Ho-Kus

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 12, 2018 08:28 AM (/9p9e)

128 >>Make sure your next of kin notice and toe tag are filled out. I may die, but I guarantee the first one through the door is making the trip to hell with me. Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 08:25 AM (ftdxp)

You're fucking-A right. Their recruitment numbers are gonna fall off a fucking cliff if every time they think they get to off a dog, they lose one in the thin blue line.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 08:28 AM (Bdeb0)

129 Congress has been kicking Trump's renegotiated NAFTA agreement can down the road due to Democrat opposition. Trump is now giving them an ultimatum, either approved it or I will kill NAFTA altogether on my own. The WaTi says this will kill the economy. They are FOS.


https://tinyurl.com/ycpnj525

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 12, 2018 08:28 AM (mpXpK)

130

Can we get one of those 'phone apps from Google, the one where you report blasphemers, so we can rat out our progressive neighbors for badthink?

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 12, 2018 08:29 AM (hrcfq)

131 MD communist says the House communists next year will bring a DACA amnesty bill to the floor next year as soon as possible. He knows he will be reelected for life in MD regardless of anything he does.


https://tinyurl.com/y6u78gox

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 12, 2018 08:29 AM (mpXpK)

132 Meanwhile, in New Jersey, the police won't say what they are going to do about those high capacity magazines but when they do knock on your door and asked you about those 15 high capacity magazines you purchased and you tell them you gave them to a friend in Kansas and they will say ok and leave you alone, or will they trash your house?

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 12, 2018 08:18 AM


Without a warrant, it's an unlawful search and seizure. Fourth amendment. Fruit of the poisoned tree, etc.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 12, 2018 08:29 AM (jYje5)

133 Dirty Dick's experiment in gun control is having a disastrous impact. They are now set to close 35 stores in 18 States.


https://tinyurl.com/yaftcomb

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 12, 2018 08:29 AM (mpXpK)

134 Keystone Pipeline once again held up by an illegal ruling by an Obama black robe. The eco-Nazis are employing their favorite weapon that they used in opposing Nuke Plants. Produce endless delays and legal costs to drive up the price of any construction. This can only happen thanks to Democrat approval of laws that allow this kind of serial litigation.


https://tinyurl.com/yav6c4bh

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 12, 2018 08:29 AM (mpXpK)

135
SCOTUS has agreed to take a case involving the BS ruling by past SCOTUS in the on Auer v. Robbins in which the court basically gave free reign to regulatory authorities to determine what their power was in issuing regulations. Another chance to see what Kavanaugh is made of.


https://tinyurl.com/yb49r6fj

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 12, 2018 08:30 AM (mpXpK)

136 >>Awww, I'm crestfallen. Still, it reads exactly like something he'd tweet. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 12, 2018 08:25 AM (JoUsr)

Glad to hear this. I'm angling for a job on his staff, and this kind of feedback boosts my hopes.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 08:30 AM (Bdeb0)

137

Ramirez - finally a new one.


https://tinyurl.com/y8nkbvjb


That's it for today

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 12, 2018 08:30 AM (mpXpK)

138 A few quotes from the Supreme Court:
"The assertion of federal rights, when plainly made, is not to be
defeated under the name of local practice" Davis Vs Wechsler



"Where rights secured by the Constitution are involved, there can be nor
rule making or legislation which would abrogate them." Miranda Vs
Arizona


"The claim and exercise of a Constitutional right cannot be construed into a crime" Miller Vs U.S.

And by the way, Miller was a 2nd amendment case.

Posted by: An Observation at December 12, 2018 08:31 AM (Wf/fS)

139 135
SCOTUS has agreed to take a case involving the BS ruling by past SCOTUS in the on Auer v. Robbins in which the court basically gave free reign to regulatory authorities to determine what their power was in issuing regulations. Another chance to see what Kavanaugh is made of.


https://tinyurl.com/yb49r6fj
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 12, 2018 08:30 AM (mpXpK)


Yesterday notwithstanding vis a vis PP funding, Kavanaugh has a record supposedly that is very anti-bureaucrat. We shall see.

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 12, 2018 08:31 AM (/9p9e)

140 Did anyone else have the Ronco Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang album? I loved it. They're Coming to Take Me Away was awesome.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2018 08:31 AM (PUmDY)

141 Lol, Issa is saying google bias can be ameliorated with a program.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2018 08:17 AM (PUmDY)


This grinning goof is gone after the end of the year, right?

If so, good riddance to him, Flake, Ryan, Gowdy, Katshit and any other Repuke apparatchik I've overlooked.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 12, 2018 08:32 AM (y7DUB)

142 Trump fighting makes me happy, everything else here is kind of grim.

Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2018 08:32 AM (h5Df3)

143 Make that "no rule making..."

Posted by: An Observation at December 12, 2018 08:32 AM (Wf/fS)

144
You would think you could simply run drains out to the road, but noooo......you have to install multiple underground storage tanks and overflows into your front yard....can't simply have the pooling rain water run directly from your backyard to the street.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2018 08:21 AM


The disease carrying mosquitoes must love your location.

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 12, 2018 08:32 AM (jYje5)

145 140: Looney Tunes? I had that LP when I was a kid. Parents bought it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 12, 2018 08:33 AM (/oe9Q)

146 I would image that if N.J. went after illegals with the same sense of purpose that they will against newly made U.S.lawbreakers, that the State would not have an illegal immigrant problem.

But hey....gotta focus on the important issues, right?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 08:33 AM (cqNba)

147 How about some fucking reading comprehension?

The NJ State Police expanded on their non-comment from yesterday. The article that JJ Sefton linked to is the new article, which is more current than the old article!

See!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2018 08:33 AM (wYseH)

148 Fox news says that allegations by the corrupt NY
prosecutor that Trump's payment to Stormy Daniels was a campaign finance
law violation are BS.


https://tinyurl.com/yd8sygst


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 12, 2018 08:28 AM

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Remember even after the FEC ruled that hush money paid to john edwards for his mistress were not campaign contributions they still prosecuted and got him convicted for it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2018 08:33 AM (JUOKG)

149 i love that after all the outrage over the confrontation, trump said it was a very good meeting. owns it.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 12, 2018 08:34 AM (Pg+x7)

150 Fruit of the poisoned tree, etc.
Posted by: Newest Nic


You just described anchor baby, but here we are.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 08:34 AM (ftdxp)

151 >>Remember even after the FEC ruled that hush money paid to john edwards for his mistress were not campaign contributions they still prosecuted and got him convicted for it.

Prosecuted yes. Convicted no.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2018 08:35 AM (/tuJf)

152 >>Here is York's piece on the General Flynn setup.

https://tinyurl.com/ybyx752y

It will be very interesting to see what Judge Sullivan does. He's not real big on government corruption.
- - - -

Sullivan is the one who presided over the Clinton email case w/Judicial Watch, the one who was really hard on the DoJ lawyers who were lying to him, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 08:35 AM (W+vEI)

153 139 Yesterday notwithstanding vis a vis PP funding, Kavanaugh has a record supposedly that is very anti-bureaucrat. We shall see.

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 12, 2018 08:31 AM (/9p9e)\
They have agreed to take some cases that will be a big reveal.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 12, 2018 08:35 AM (mpXpK)

154 131 MD communist says the House communists next year will bring a DACA amnesty bill to the floor next year as soon as possible. He knows he will be reelected for life in MD regardless of anything he does.
__________________

Funny how the Dims can't find $5 or $6 billion to build a border wall, but the $50 or $60 billion that the DACA illegals are going to cost U.S. taxpayers when they get qualified for all their "free" shit, that's not a concern.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2018 08:35 AM (fqUgw)

155 H/T Insty on Part IX, The Insanity Continues:

"Princeton Singing Group Will No Longer Perform 'Kiss the Girl' From The Little Mermaid After Complaints It Makes Audiences Uncomfortable"

https://tinyurl.com/ybmt7gcq

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 12, 2018 08:36 AM (JoUsr)

156 And by the way, Miller was a 2nd amendment case.

Posted by: An Observation at December 12, 2018 08:31 AM (Wf/fS)


That was an old case, more than ten miles from my house, and our Soros funded lawyers are filing multiple new cases (each with artfully crafted language) in multiple Obama judge stacked courts, so don't draw any hasty conclusions, comrade!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 08:36 AM (f3oO4)

157 Funny how the Dims can't find $5 or $6 billion to build a border wall, but the $50 or $60 billion that the DACA illegals are going to cost U.S. taxpayers when they get qualified for all their "free" shit, that's not a concern.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer


$99 billion a year.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 08:37 AM (ftdxp)

158 Without a warrant, it's an unlawful search and seizure.
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When SWAT stacks up at your door, the guy with the command voice bellows out "Police - Open the door Search Warrant." And the guy with the battering ram knocks down your door and they do a forced entry and put everyone inside in restraints for your own protection.

They have a warrant because they have a list of purchasers who bought the prohibited item which is now illegal to have in your possession.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 12, 2018 08:37 AM (hrcfq)

159 157 Funny how the Dims can't find $5 or $6 billion to build a border wall, but the $50 or $60 billion that the DACA illegals are going to cost U.S. taxpayers when they get qualified for all their "free" shit, that's not a concern.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer


$99 billion a year.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 08:37 AM (ftdxp)



"Bundles for Busher..."

- - a B. Obama Joint.

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 12, 2018 08:37 AM (/9p9e)

160 155: I sure hope they never listen to 2 Live Crew's first album. The poor dears head's would explode.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 12, 2018 08:38 AM (/oe9Q)

161 >>Sullivan is the one who presided over the Clinton email case w/Judicial Watch, the one who was really hard on the DoJ lawyers who were lying to him, right?

More closely relevant, he's the judge who overturned Ted Stevens guilty verdict due to prosecutorial misconduct and instead ordered investigations into the prosecutors.

When you match up the Strzok/Page texts with the charging document it becomes clear exactly what happened. It was all a setup and there is solid evidence.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2018 08:38 AM (/tuJf)

162 I d call this the MONTHLY Report.....a whole lotta reporting goin on here.

Fox News needs a real news director and we know that guy currently plies his trade in Hordeland.

Anyway, I'll take the third observation --ie that Trump is a fighter--as my 1,2 and 3. Most everything else is irrelevant since no honest substance is ever reported by the MSM......but the fact that the guy fights for us and our country...he can fuck every girl at the Bunny Ranch on live TV and I'm still voting for him.

Posted by: Getting that yellow vest feeling again at December 12, 2018 08:38 AM (FUJZT)

163 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2018 08:35 AM (fqUgw)

DACA amnestied illegals in the country will vote D, early and often.
Illegals not in the country won't vote D quite so often.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 08:38 AM (f3oO4)

164 Re: "Baby it's cold outside."

1. The people who started this, and 99% of the people going along, aren't really offended by it. They are virtue signaling by showing how finely attuned their trigger-sense is.

2. However, the faux outrage fits well within the cultural left's overall jihad against Christmas and against all things joyful and beautiful.

3. These are the same people who ridiculed all Christians because someone, somewhere, was allegedly triggered by an insufficiently Christmas Starbucks mug.

4. The 1% who are actually offended hate the idea of a man and woman flirting with each other, and think they should just bone.

5. South Park had a funny take on it.

https://tinyurl.com/ybnfy4ar

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 12, 2018 08:40 AM (O7MnT)

165 >>147 How about some fucking reading comprehension? The NJ State Police expanded on their non-comment from yesterday. The article that JJ Sefton linked to is the new article, which is more current than the old article!

No kidding--the new article says the NJPD claims that it has "no plans" to enforce a NJ law that is on the books.

See.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 08:40 AM (Bdeb0)

166 CBD

Saying 'There are no plans' really is NOT the assurance that I would b looking for.

Because it only take one 'Hey, look what plan I found' to change that.


Now a statement saying that door to door would be clearly unconstitutional, and that NJ LEOs are sworn to uphold the Constitution, and would defend any citizens right to respond in kind to an attempt to gain unlawful entry?


Now that I could get behind.

Their current statement of clarification is pure bullshit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 08:40 AM (cqNba)

167 147
How about some fucking reading comprehension?

The NJ State Police
expanded on their non-comment from yesterday. The article that JJ
Sefton linked to is the new article, which is more current than the old
article!

See!


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2018 08:33 AM (wYseH)

So which article is correct, they won't rule house to house out or they say no they will not do house to house.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 12, 2018 08:41 AM (mpXpK)

168 in "Support your local Hinterland" news, my little nearby town pop' 1000, just opened a Dollar General store. They've never much had more than a FastStop since the 60's, in the retail sector. I'm curious if there is some marketing effort to compete against the mega box stores, by catching small town areas ... a good idea the rurals should support, imo.


I didn't need anything but managed to find $65 of stuff ... hopefully a lot of locals will "buy local" so this concept is rewarded. Maintaining local ownership is thwarted somewhat, since it is a Wall Street operation, but at least the HQ is in Tennessee.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2018 08:41 AM (Cus5s)

169 Sullivan is the one who presided over the Clinton email case w/Judicial Watch, the one who was really hard on the DoJ lawyers who were lying to him, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 08:35 AM (W+vEI)

Serious question, how many of those lawyers have been disbarred, charged, or are in jail?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 08:41 AM (f3oO4)

170 So which article is correct, they won't rule house to house out or they say no they will not do house to house.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 12, 2018 08:41 AM (mpXpK)

Yes!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 08:42 AM (f3oO4)

171 >>More closely relevant, he's the judge who overturned Ted Stevens guilty verdict due to prosecutorial misconduct and instead ordered investigations into the prosecutors.

When you match up the Strzok/Page texts with the charging document it becomes clear exactly what happened. It was all a setup and there is solid evidence.





Excellent!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 08:42 AM (W+vEI)

172 130

Can we get one of those 'phone apps from Google, the one where you report blasphemers, so we can rat out our progressive neighbors for badthink?

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 12, 2018 08:29 AM (hrcfq)

It'll work the other way around. Your neighbor reports you to google for non-progressive thinking, and Google Home locks your Smart Refrigerator for a day as punishment.

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2018 08:43 AM (7HtZB)

173
Without a warrant, it's an unlawful search and seizure.

--

When SWAT stacks up at your door, the guy with the command voice
bellows out "Police - Open the door Search Warrant." And the guy with
the battering ram knocks down your door and they do a forced entry and
put everyone inside in restraints for your own protection.



They have a warrant because they have a list of purchasers who
bought the prohibited item which is now illegal to have in your
possession.


Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 12, 2018 08:37 AM

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Odd, but the Police in CT have a list with the address of every single person who failed to register their "assault weapon" when they changed the law after Sandy Hook, but they have not raided a single house to seize them in the five years after the law was enacted.


I wonder why?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2018 08:44 AM (JUOKG)

174 168 Our local DG is good in a pinch but too pricey - beats driving 12 miles for a single thing I guess. Too many EBT users get taken in I'm afraid buying overpriced frozen meals there.

Posted by: rammajamma at December 12, 2018 08:44 AM (AjNMO)

175 Trump should have said, let me build the wall. You two can then try and leave the door unlocked per policy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 12, 2018 08:44 AM (PFjNT)

176 Sullivan is the one who presided over the Clinton email case w/Judicial Watch, the one who was really hard on the DoJ lawyers who were lying to him, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 08:35 AM (W+vEI)

Serious question, how many of those lawyers have been disbarred, charged, or are in jail?
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 08:41 AM (f3oO4)


I don't think any lost their jobs.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 12, 2018 08:44 AM (y7DUB)

177 Why not just take several billion out of the "black opts" not on the books money?

Posted by: Case, gimme back my bullets at December 12, 2018 08:45 AM (XWvgx)

178 Today is early DR day. Gotta go. BBL

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 12, 2018 08:45 AM (mpXpK)

179 Dollar Tree is the real deal.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2018 08:46 AM (PUmDY)

180 149 i love that after all the outrage over the confrontation, trump said it was a very good meeting. owns it.
____________________

I wish he would do a prime-time address to the American people, lay out the enormous costs of illegal immigration to American taxpayers (the estimates currently range from over $100 billion to over $400 billion a year), the huge scam that is our current "asylum" program and how the lefties have overwhelmed the system with millions of bogus claims, just so they can get illegal aliens released into the U.S., then talk about how we're $20 trillion in debt, we're spending a trillion more every year than we take in in revenue, we've got multiple entitlement programs like SS and Medicare that are going broke and will have to be severely cut back or eliminated altogether (leaving people who paid in all their lives with nothing). Meanwhile, the Dims are fighting to get even more illegal aliens on the government dole, despite the fact that nearly 75% of all immigrants in CA are already on welfare, and more than 60% nationwide are on welfare.

Then ask them if they really want open borders. Because if they get open borders, it's going to come at an enormous cost to them and their way of life, so they damn well better be prepared to pay the price if they keep supporting these a-hole Dims and their Chamber of Commerce RINO cronies.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2018 08:46 AM (fqUgw)

181 in "Support your local Hinterland" news, my little
nearby town pop' 1000, just opened a Dollar General store. They've never
much had more than a FastStop since the 60's, in the retail sector. I'm
curious if there is some marketing effort to compete against the mega
box stores, by catching small town areas ... a good idea the rurals
should support, imo.


I didn't need anything but managed to
find $65 of stuff ... hopefully a lot of locals will "buy local" so this
concept is rewarded. Maintaining local ownership is thwarted somewhat,
since it is a Wall Street operation, but at least the HQ is in
Tennessee.





Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2018 08:41 AM

---

Those things are all over here in Texas. I see them in the oddest places all by themselves with no town in sight.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2018 08:46 AM (JUOKG)

182 I am fond of quoting the civil rights law 18 USC 241. Perhaps some people don't think it applies to the second amendment. Here is what the Supreme Court said about that law in the case of United States vs Price:

"It is clear, therefore, that 241, from original enactment through
subsequent codifications, was intended to deal, as Mr. Justice Holmes
put it, with conspiracies to interfere with "Federal rights and with all
Federal rights." We find no basis whatsoever for a Judgment of Solomon
which would give to the statute less than its words command... We
conclude, therefore, that it is incumbent upon us to read 241 with full
credit to its language. Nothing in the prior decisions of this Court or
of other courts which have considered the matter stands in the way of
that conclusion."

Posted by: An Observation at December 12, 2018 08:47 AM (Wf/fS)

183 "I wonder why?"

Because Connecticut isn't New Jersey?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 08:47 AM (cqNba)

184 interesting web-based story going on concerning Tumblr this week. Disclaimer: I do not have a Tumblr page, never have, so my comments aren't based in any sense of personal grievance. I do know a few people online who have, which is why I'm aware.

anyway, most probably know that Tumblr has over the years of its existence turned into it's place with a lot of "adult themed" content. Not hard to imagine its the majority of the content on the Tumblr site - my point is not to make any moral judgment, just to note the current reality. The corp owning Tumblr (maybe Verizon these days?) isn't happy about this, and so they've announced that by the beginning of next week, all adult content will be banned.

I can't find a single person online who doesn't agree that this decision will mean the end of, and eventual shutdown of the platform. It just amazes me when a business (much like Dick's and its gun business) makes a decision for ostensibly "moral" reasons which tells 50+ consumer base to go piss up a rope. Perhaps their goal is to shut it down, but if that was the case, why not just be straightforward and just say you hate your business and you're closing it? Why instead ban all of your customers and then, a few months later, say "oh wow well I guess we have to shut it down, we don't know why everyone left."

It also rather disgusts me to see these corporate types make decisions based on "morals" when you and I know that they have no "morals" beyond a dollar sign and no "faith" in anything other than their ability to pick other peoples pockets.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2018 08:47 AM (V2Yro)

185 See.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 08:40 AM (Bdeb0)


Their current statement of clarification is pure bullshit.


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 08:40 AM (cqNba)

The current statement is of course crap, but at least they answered the question.

It will be interesting to see what happens if they actually search a law-abiding citizen's home based on information gleaned from gun registration data.

I sent all of my magazines out of state of course, but I imagine there are a few people who still have the newly illegal ones.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2018 08:47 AM (wYseH)

186 John Solomon was on Hannity last night with Sara Carter. He claimed that the raid on the whistleblower was indeed a case of the government recovering stolen classified documents and not an attempt to silence or punish the whistleblower. And that whistleblower is not one of the 3 who will be speaking with the House Oversight Committee tomorrow.

And both he and Sara Carter confirmed that there is indeed a very active FBI investigation into a number of Clinton issues and both also agreed that there are already many sealed indictments.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2018 08:48 AM (/tuJf)

187 Re: "Baby it's cold outside" and every other BS PC 'controversy' --- article posted at Insty written by former anarchist confirms everything you believe these people to be:


When I became an anarchist I was 18, depressed, anxious, and ready to save the world. I moved in with other anarchists and worked at a vegetarian co-op cafe. I protested against student tuition, prison privatization, and pipeline extensions. I had lawyer's numbers sharpied on my ankle and I assisted friends who were pepper-sprayed at demos. I tabled zines, lived with my "chosen family," and performed slam poems about the end of the world. While my radical community was deconstructing gender, monogamy, and mental health, we lived and breathed concepts and tools like call-outs, intersectionality, cultural appropriation, trigger warnings, safe spaces, privilege theory, and rape culture.

What is a radical community? For the purposes of this article, I will define it as a community that shares both an ideology of complete dissatisfaction with existing society due to its oppressive nature and a desire to radically alter or destroy that society because it cannot be redeemed by its own means.



They're just tearing our society down, brick by brick.

Some are more radical than others, but it's the same goals, whether it's a bike lock-welding Berkley protester or a bylined Vox/HuffPost/Slate/Gawker blogger declaring the latest cultural "outrage" must be stopped.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 08:48 AM (W+vEI)

188 You guys, we really need to do something with this Pelosi talking about skunk piss.

The memes almost write themselves.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 12, 2018 08:48 AM (xfb67)

189 "So which article is correct, they won't rule house to house out or they say no they will not do house to house."Posted by: Vic

both are "correct" because their statements on gun control are duplicitous. they have no (current, detailed) plans to go house to house. AND they don't rule it out.


IF they do "rule it out", it will only be until it is NOT ruled out.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2018 08:49 AM (Cus5s)

190 It was Looney Tunes.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2018 08:49 AM (PUmDY)

191 meant to say "50+ percent" - the way I wrote it made it look like I was referencing age, not my intent.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2018 08:49 AM (V2Yro)

192 Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2018 08:43 AM (7HtZB)

I understand goolag tech services is working on an integrated smart collar-phone app that reads your messages, tweets, and monitors your voice for #BadThink. But you don't have to wear them in the camps, so there's that!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 08:50 AM (f3oO4)

193 >>The current statement is of course crap, but at least they answered the question.

Some folks are satisfied with crap for an answer.

"Crap" is not an acceptable answer for Zod.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 08:50 AM (Bdeb0)

194 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 08:51 AM (h9QN9)

195 Also: Work from home? Awesomesauce.
No stupid firewall preventing me from hanging out at the HQ.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 08:51 AM (h9QN9)

196 Allen G! Merry Christmas!

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 08:52 AM (lwiT4)

197 >>I sent all of my magazines out of state of course, but I imagine there are a few people who still have the newly illegal ones.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2018 08:47 AM (wYseH)

You remain a thought-criminal for still owning the contraband via proxy. Please report to the nearest TrumpCamp bus terminal with two changes of clothes, personal hygiene gear, and a resigned demeanor.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 08:52 AM (Bdeb0)

198 Merry Christmas, grammie!

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 08:52 AM (h9QN9)

199 When I became an anarchist I was 18, depressed, anxious, and ready to save the world. I moved in with other anarchists and worked at a vegetarian co-op cafe. I protested against student tuition, prison privatization, and pipeline extensions. I had lawyer's numbers sharpied on my ankle and I assisted friends who were pepper-sprayed at demos.

----

I wish, for 24 hours, we could show anarchists just what it'd be like with total anarchy. (Lack of government)

That's right, they made a movie about it.

Purge.

They'd be begging for pepper spray.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 08:53 AM (ftdxp)

200 .but the fact that the guy fights for us and our country...he can fuck every girl at the Bunny Ranch on live TV and I'm still voting for him.
____________________

Yeah, I care as much about sluts giving Trump bj's as the Dims cared about intern sluts giving Bill Clinton bj's: not at all.

And for the same reason: he's fighting for policies I care about.

But it was "pragmatic" when the Dims did it, and it's immoral and unconscionable and evil when we do it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2018 08:53 AM (fqUgw)

201 Scratch that. TrumpCamps are for *their* thougthcriminals. You'd be sent to the nearest NJ-run correctional institute.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 08:53 AM (Bdeb0)

202 Whoa! AllenG on deck!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 08:53 AM (ftdxp)

203 There's no need for them to go house to house to search for the magazines. No one who has them can dare to use them now, even in self defense. Suppose a murderer breaks into your house, and you use your gun in self defense inside your own home to shoot him down? The police investigate, and oops! You had an illegal magazine, you go to jail! That's how it's going to work.

so everyone who has them has to hide them or get rid of them, without any confiscation. Because no one can dare to keep them in their weapon.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2018 08:53 AM (V2Yro)

204
The prodigal burn-scatter-salter returneth.

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 12, 2018 08:53 AM (/9p9e)

205 in "Support your local Hinterland" news, my little nearby town pop' 1000, just opened a Dollar General store. They've never much had more than a FastStop since the 60's, in the retail sector.

The Cultural Left is very much against the idea of Dollar Stores coming into rural and poor areas and providing goods at reasonable prices.

Their solution is that Government should designate what stores are allowed to operate in a given neighborhood, and Government should subsidize those stores so that they can operate profitably.

I am not making this up.

https://tinyurl.com/yb5jy2ot

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 12, 2018 08:54 AM (O7MnT)

206 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2018 08:47 AM (wYseH)


So, what's the general consensus? Are people meekly obeying, or is there a general sense of "you know, last time someone came for our guns, we had words. And lots of bullets"?

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 08:54 AM (h9QN9)

207 both also agreed that there are already many sealed indictments.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2018 08:48 AM (/tuJf)


Ah yes, even more sealed indictments. When perchance might we expect even ONE to be unsealed?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 08:55 AM (f3oO4)

208 "I sent all of my magazines out of state of course, but I imagine there are a few people who still have the newly illegal ones."

So unless you currently own replacement magazines which conform to the new law, you have disarmed yourself.
Voluntarily.

For the sake of security, I would prefer if you not actually say if you have new mags. But grasp the number of N.J. residents who have been forced to surrender access to a functional firearm at the stroke of midnight.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 08:55 AM (cqNba)

209 What is a radical community? For the purposes of this article, I will define it as a community that shares both an ideology of complete dissatisfaction with existing society due to its oppressive nature and a desire to radically alter or destroy that society because it cannot be redeemed by its own means.


LOL. If it wasn't for government, there wouldn't be a pantyfa member left alive.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 08:55 AM (ftdxp)

210 "I'll Be Home for Christmas" comes to mind.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 08:55 AM (lwiT4)

211 You remain a thought-criminal for still owning the
contraband via proxy.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 08:52 AM (Bdeb0)

I wouldn't have it any other way!

Are you in NJ?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2018 08:55 AM (wYseH)

212 I watched some of the Chuck and Nancy show. They just don't know what to do about Trump. The next two years is going to be a hoot!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at December 12, 2018 08:26 AM (NjJUT)
***********************

The next 2 years are going to be exhausting. I don't know how we win, as it seems the Dems can say and do anything and nothing ever happens to them.
Impeachment will be the word of the day every single day.
Even behind the scenes they are working on perfecting voter fraud.
We are going to need a lot of prayers to survive this mess.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 12, 2018 08:56 AM (hECVl)

213 Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 08:51 AM (h9QN9)

Dude!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 08:56 AM (f3oO4)

214 >>Ah yes, even more sealed indictments. When perchance might we expect even ONE to be unsealed?

Ask Sara Carter. Or is she now an untrustworthy source?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2018 08:56 AM (/tuJf)

215 So, what's the general consensus? Are people meekly obeying, or is there a general sense of "you know, last time someone came for our guns, we had words. And lots of bullets"?

Posted by: Allen G


1775. And a lot of people died.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 08:57 AM (ftdxp)

216 195 Also: Work from home? Awesomesauce.
No stupid firewall preventing me from hanging out at the HQ.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 08:51 AM (h9QN9)
----------------

*raised eyebrows*

Wo!

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 12, 2018 08:57 AM (WEBkv)

217 Can anyone guess what Allen G's response to a government telling me I can't arm myself is?

C'mon. Anybody?

And isn't there some city in Illinois that just passed some ordinance requiring a huge firearm-surrender?

Seriously, we fought a war over this shite.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 08:57 AM (h9QN9)

218 204
The prodigal burn-scatter-salter returneth.
______________

Yes, and we have missed his daily recitation of the most pragmatic solution to all our most intractable problems. Welcome back!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2018 08:57 AM (fqUgw)

219 Can anyone explain why prison reform is a legislative priority?

I mean, who is the group that has been clamoring for it? Were candidate campaigning on it as an issue?

feels like it just appeared out of nowhere.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 12, 2018 08:57 AM (NF7WJ)

220 There's no need for them to go house to house to search for the magazines. No one who has them can dare to use them now, even in self defense. Suppose a murderer breaks into your house, and you use your gun in self defense inside your own home to shoot him down? The police investigate, and oops! You had an illegal magazine, you go to jail! That's how it's going to work.

so everyone who has them has to hide them or get rid of them, without any confiscation. Because no one can dare to keep them in their weapon.
Posted by: Tom Servo


I have one 10 round mag for my AR.

And a shitload of 30 rd mags that can be hidden until needed.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 08:59 AM (ftdxp)

221 Illinois Democrats led by Rahm Emmanuel want to increase the state's gas taxes by 30 cents a gallon to pay for bloated pensions and payoffs to politically connected racketeers "infrastructure."

https://tinyurl.com/yb53nvrn

Think this will play better in Peoria than Paris?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 12, 2018 08:59 AM (O7MnT)

222 If it wasn't for government, there wouldn't be a pantyfa member left alive.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 08:55 AM (ftdxp)

Someone here (IIRC) once wrote that "the purpose of law enforcement in the US is not to protect innocent citizens from criminals but to protect the guilty criminals from the citizens."

I think he misspelled politicians!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 08:59 AM (f3oO4)

223 So, what's the general consensus?

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 08:54 AM (h9QN9)

I don't know, but the official stance at my gun club is to obey the law. I simply cannot imagine that all 1,000,000 newly minted felons in NJ have disposed of their magazines. I'll bet that most people will just not carry them outside their homes when they go to their shooting clubs or ranges. And I will also go out on a limb and guess that many are anticipating a friendly Supreme Court decision, since the most recent appellate court ruling will be appealed.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2018 08:59 AM (wYseH)

224 1775. And a lot of people died.

A little more recent than that in TX, but same result.

I ain't lookin' for people to die. But if that's what it comes to, that's what it comes to.

I'd prefer a government which respected my Natural Rights - including the right to defend myself from tyrannical government. If I don't have that? Well, we'll have words.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 09:00 AM (h9QN9)

225 >>It just amazes me when a business (much like Dick's and its gun business) makes a decision for ostensibly "moral" reasons which tells 50+ consumer base to go piss up a rope...




I don't use Tumblr, but here's my wild-a$$ guess: this is a world-wide platform, and they are acting on the "morals"/demands originating from another country or countries.

These tech companies - google, facebook, twitter, etc. - may be based in the US, and have been founded by US citizens, but they are international organizations. They do not act from an American sensibility of free speech, privacy protection and so on, they act as nationless entities willing to comply with whatever a world leader requests/demands.

That's how China can have google build them Dragonfly, or Germany have social media ID "hate speech", or apple to OK a blasphemy-reporting app, or twitter informing US users that they are in jeopardy because Pakistan has lodged a complaint about their tweet content.

Sad.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2018 09:00 AM (W+vEI)

226 But if everyone has access to firearms, crime will shoot up....right?


Maybe not.

https://www.journalacs.org/article/S1072-7515(132074-X/abstract

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 09:00 AM (cqNba)

227 219 Can anyone explain why prison reform is a legislative priority?

I mean, who is the group that has been clamoring for it? Were candidate campaigning on it as an issue?
__________________

Blacks and leftist groups have been wanting it for years. They believe the current system is . . . wait for it . . . raaaaaacist.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2018 09:01 AM (fqUgw)

228 [America: China's Mercantile Resource Colony (is Trump the shot heard round the world? - jjs)]

Actually, China is pretty aggressively colonizing Africa and the western Pacific, but as with all Chinese matters, the American media is dead silent about it.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 12, 2018 09:01 AM (O7MnT)

229 Can anyone explain why prison reform is a legislative priority?
--

It is a democrat talking point used to rally the troops to man the barricades. The democrats can, and do, organize and mobilize a small mob of people who make headlines with street protests and descend en mass on democrat politician offices.

The GOP doesn't, won't, can't do that. So when politicians go face to face, like Trump just did with Pelosi and Schumer, they all know that the democrats can turn out a mob on a few hours notice and the GOP doesn't even know who their voters were.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 12, 2018 09:01 AM (hrcfq)

230 Sam the Sham was awesome,

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2018 09:01 AM (PUmDY)

231 Thanks for the news, JJ! As most of you know Ted Cruz was my first choice in the 2016 republican goat cluster. I'm glad President Trump won and glad I voted for him. He has no friends except the ones of us who voted for him, and oh yeah, GOD, Who put him where he is.

Posted by: Eromero at December 12, 2018 09:01 AM (zLDYs)

232 I also think Dicks probably listened to their ultra liberal PR firm which is located in NYC and run by liberal wankers

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne, lurking since 2007 at December 12, 2018 09:01 AM (xU7mE)

233 Trump is going to use the House Dems as his jibroni for the next two years. Yesterday's meeting was only a foretaste of the feast to come.

Trump has great enemies. So easy to mock and dislike.

Posted by: Blutarski at December 12, 2018 09:02 AM (+Tibp)

234 "Can anyone explain why prison reform is a legislative priority?

I mean, who is the group that has been clamoring for it? Were candidate campaigning on it as an issue?

feels like it just appeared out of nowhere."

Something shiny.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 09:02 AM (cqNba)

235 >>Are you in NJ? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2018 08:55 AM (wYseH)

Never.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 09:02 AM (Bdeb0)

236 He made everything a powder keg of race insanity and hatred for one another.

I sometimes wonder how much the dog-eating crackhead stoked race hatred as opposed to just taking the lid off so that the hatred that was always there was encouraged to be out and proud.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 09:03 AM (kqsXK)

237 Ask Sara Carter. Or is she now an untrustworthy source?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2018 08:56 AM (/tuJf)


Good point, and my sense of frustration is not really directed at you, but this all feels like rope-a-dope to me!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 09:03 AM (f3oO4)

238
Can anyone explain why prison reform is a legislative priority?
I mean, who is the group that has been clamoring for it? Were candidate campaigning on it as an issue?
feels like it just appeared out of nowhere.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 12, 2018 08:57 AM


I think it's popular with the African-American community.
But actually, reading of a number of these cases there is some legitimate concerns about over-sentencing.

For crying out loud that schoolteacher that texted a pic of her boobs (which look suspiciously large for her slender build*) to a 15 year old student is looking at 20 years in jail and a $100,000 fine.

* I'll leave Muldoon to the task of a suitable Johnny Cochran style rhyming defense

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 12, 2018 09:03 AM (jYje5)

239 Let us try this link instead

https://tinyurl.com/y7dzsxur

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 09:04 AM (cqNba)

240 239 no workie

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2018 09:05 AM (JFO2v)

241 Are Pelosi's boobs that big?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2018 09:05 AM (PUmDY)

242 239 no workee

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 09:05 AM (f3oO4)

243 >>prison reform...feels like it just appeared out of nowhere." Something shiny. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 09:02 AM (cqNba)

Kim Kardashian something something Ivanka something...?

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 09:06 AM (Bdeb0)

244 I also think Dicks probably listened to their ultra liberal PR firm which is located in NYC and run by liberal wankers

I'm sure they did. And now they're closing stores.

The Tech companies have it a little different, especially the "social media" companies (Tumblr, Facebook, Instagram, etc.), because inertia will help them at this point. I'm on both MeWe and Facebook, but, let's face it, all my family and my (laughably small) Author fanbase are on Facebook. I'm not jumping whole-hog to MeWe any time soon. Nobody I know is.

Which is why they can shadow-ban, deplatform, and otherwise "other-ize" Conservatives more-or-less with impunity.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 09:07 AM (h9QN9)

245 on that antifa and fake "Unite the Right" rally in Charlottesville, Chicago Boyz has an article with some detail from the trial. The dirver was on his way home, as his Google Maps showed, and a leftist radical with a rifle testified that he (with the gun) had chased the driver out of his area. Another route was blocked, and the protesters were blocking the other way out.

The driver also had a mental problem history, and appears to have freaked out more than he should have ... but then wasn't that the intent of the cops and the left marching the two groups into each other, rather than separating them? Why yes it was.

And the Unite the Right guy was probably part of the plot, as well as the organizer he worked with that also ran parts of "Occupy Wall Street". It was all stage managed PsyOp warfare, and they got a "bonus" when that driver freaked and rammed that crowd.


All these criminals pushing this type fake riot crap should be hung as "commies" ... at its root this is sedition direct form Soros and his leftist pals throughout our government.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2018 09:07 AM (Cus5s)

246
Just saw a shot of Teh Ted. I don't think the beard works.

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 12, 2018 09:07 AM (/9p9e)

247 and here's the link .. Chicago Boyz

https://tinyurl.com/ychgqtxn

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2018 09:07 AM (Cus5s)

248 For crying out loud that schoolteacher that texted a pic of her boobs (which look suspiciously large for her slender build*) to a 15 year old student is looking at 20 years in jail and a $100,000 fine.


Just out of curiosity, what sentence would a male teacher have received for a dick pic?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 09:07 AM (ftdxp)

249 >>Good point, and my sense of frustration is not really directed at you, but this all feels like rope-a-dope to me!

What John Solomon has been reporting for a few days now and Carter is joining in with him is that over 6,000 pages of documents were turned over to the FBI and IRS over a year ago and following the proper protocol of NOT talking about ongoing investigations have been pursuing corruption at the Clinton Foundation and U1 since.

Solomon has also been reporting that the Clinton Foundation violated state level IRS reporting requirements for years in a number of states, most notably, Utah of all places, and that information has been under scrutiny by the FBI and DOJ office in Salt Lake City. John Huber is in Salt Lake City

Trust me, I want this all brought to light as much as anyone but this is an enormous investigation and I'd rather have them do it right than fast.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2018 09:09 AM (/tuJf)

250
For most of my life the Democrats have been organizing, organizing, raising awareness, having conversations, organizing, fund raising, and organizing.

Over that same period of time the GOP has been meeting with potential donors to ask for campaign donations.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 12, 2018 09:09 AM (hrcfq)

251 "Just out of curiosity, what sentence would a male teacher have received for a dick pic?"

Depends.

Does he have nice tits?

Posted by: The Transgender Crowd at December 12, 2018 09:09 AM (cqNba)

252 "exposing the Democrats for the totalitarian jagoffs that we know them to be"

That is some Ace-level poetry right there, JJ.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2018 09:09 AM (8iiMU)

253 For crying out loud that schoolteacher that texted a pic of her boobs (which look suspiciously large for her slender build*)


Is there a link by which we can evaluate the size appropriateness of boobs to build?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2018 09:09 AM (fuK7c)

254 Can anyone explain why prison reform is a legislative priority?


**********

Perhaps for most legislators it is just one aspect of retirement planning.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2018 09:09 AM (m45I2)

255 Ah yes, even more sealed indictments. When perchance might we expect even ONE to be unsealed?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 08:55 AM (f3oO4)


Hamstringing Trump's most productive years was the purpose. Mission accomplished. Now, with a Demofascist House, it's just 2020 battlefield preparation and icing on the cake.
Jeff Sessions failure to clean up the DOJ corruption is the greatest political mystery of our times.

It doesn't really matter if there are stupid "sealed indictments". Huber never came. The "investigations" is long done. Even McCabe (who was first out of the box) is sitting around unsure of who to even fucking negotiate with, since the DOJ is trying hard to do nothing at all. Now they're just going through the motions.
The fools who hoped "something" would happen, that "somehow" the DOJ and the FBI could be cleaned up, are now just reading tea leaves. Every little news story they hope will bring their long-sought answers. At this point, to quote Hillary, what does it really matter? Sure, it would be nice to throw a bone to us in the masses, but the answers are clear as can be: two sets of laws, two justice systems, FusionGPS, Steele, Mifsud, Pitella, Downing, Comey, Mueller, Page, Strzok, McCabe, the FISC judges et all get away scott free, or maybe with a slap on the wrist.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the drinking lamp is lit at December 12, 2018 09:09 AM (LISuA)

256 Can anyone explain why prison reform is a legislative priority?

I mean, who is the group that has been clamoring for it? Were candidate campaigning on it as an issue?

feels like it just appeared out of nowhere.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 12, 2018 08:57 AM (NF7WJ)


It was mentioned a couple months ago by DJT. It's not high on my list of priorities but he did campaign on it.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 12, 2018 09:12 AM (y7DUB)

257 I wonder why?


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2018 08:44 AM (JUOKG)


I wonder how many police officers own one of those "dangerous black guns"? Many police officers I have met are firearms enthusiasts.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2018 09:12 AM (hLRSq)

258 But, but...Chris Cillizza has an opinion piece called "The reality TV president just got beat at his own game" regarding the Pelosi/Schumer meeting https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/11/politics/donald-trump-nancy-pelosi-chuck-schumer/index.html

Posted by: Clueless Lib at December 12, 2018 09:12 AM (3MG/9)

259 Is there a link by which we can evaluate the size appropriateness of boobs to build?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2018 09:09 AM (fuK7c)


No shit ...

Posted by: Del Wilkes at December 12, 2018 09:12 AM (2VADA)

260 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 08:51 AM (h9QN9)

--

Whoa! I'm in a SCOAMF/SCOAMT time warp. It's Allen G! Good to see you.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 12, 2018 09:12 AM (JoUsr)

261 Just out of curiosity, what sentence would a male teacher have received for a dick pic?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 09:07 AM (ftdxp)

soft or hard?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2018 09:13 AM (JFO2v)

262 [I'm on both MeWe and Facebook, but, let's face it, all my family and my (laughably small) Author fanbase are on Facebook. I'm not jumping whole-hog to MeWe any time soon. Nobody I know is.]

MeWe really needs to improve its interface. It takes forever to load, and then it's hard to get to the thread I want. It's almost as bad as Pixy.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 12, 2018 09:13 AM (O7MnT)

263 >>It doesn't really matter if there are stupid "sealed indictments". Huber never came.

He's testifying to the House Oversight Committee tomorrow. You know that, right?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2018 09:13 AM (/tuJf)

264 Can anyone explain why prison reform is a legislative priority?

Others have hit on it, but the punishment phase of our judicial system has been out of whack for a while. People get vastly different sentences for the same behavior, for instance.

You hear a lot about prison reform from the side of reduced sentences for non-violent crime. But there are parts that are just as important attempting to address things like that idiot "affluenza" kid here in the Metroplex a couple of years ago (and his idiot mother), and other cases of people getting off light for some bizarre reasons.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 09:14 AM (h9QN9)

265 "Posted by: Huck Follywood, the drinking lamp is lit at December 12, 2018 09:09 AM (LISuA)"

Dear Mr. Follywood,
It has come to attention that you have violated our Terms of service. You have 48 hours to correct your post, remove hate-speech and issue a sincere apology or you will be demonetized and deplatformed.

Please remember not to be evil!

Posted by: Google: American as Apple Pie at December 12, 2018 09:14 AM (koNhm)

266 "I wonder how many police officers own one of those "dangerous black guns"? Many police officers I have met are firearms enthusiasts."

Oddly enough, it seems to be pretty common part of newly restrictive gun laws that LEO's and retired LEO's are allowed to retain their now banned weapons.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 09:14 AM (cqNba)

267 Kind of frightening that dept of "justice" fired employees have big fund me accounts.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2018 09:14 AM (PUmDY)

268 Are Pelosi's boobs that big?

--

Yes, she does have some big ones.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 12, 2018 09:15 AM (JoUsr)

269 Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 12, 2018 09:12 AM (JoUsr)

Well... It will never not be true.
And he and his... mate... seem to want to make sure it stays relevant for all time.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 09:15 AM (h9QN9)

270 Dickey Betts of the Allman Brothers turns 75 today. Gah I'm old.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 09:15 AM (lwiT4)

271 Is there a link by which we can evaluate the size appropriateness of boobs to build?"

Image search her name... in a pink bikini.

Oh, and morning, y'all!

cofffffffeeeee

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2018 09:16 AM (6qErC)

272 If the front sidebar is correct, the midget and Brent have a new one out.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 09:16 AM (cqNba)

273 It was mentioned a couple months ago by DJT.



I didn't see it as he was campaigning on that issue, but I wasn't watching that closely. I took it to be that he listened to the complaints about draconian sentences for relatively minor crimes and was open to making chances (as part of negotiating a larger deal on other issues.) What was left out of the conversations were some of those heavy penalties were for dangerous career criminals who plea bargained to a lesser charge in return for a more lenient sentence and didn't get one.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 12, 2018 09:16 AM (hrcfq)

274 Is there a link by which we can evaluate the size appropriateness of boobs to build?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2018 09:09 AM


You're slowing down in your old age. I checked 'em out a couple days ago. Nice. Real nice.

image search 'ramsey bearse miss kentucky'

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 12, 2018 09:17 AM (jYje5)

275 258 But, but...Chris Cillizza has an opinion piece called "The reality TV president just got beat at his own game" regarding the Pelosi/Schumer meeting
_______________

lol. Yeah, that's why the Dims wanted to take the meeting private.

Because they were winning. Nobody ever wants their voters to see them winning. Just too embarrassing.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2018 09:17 AM (fqUgw)

276 Where the heck is Donna Ampersand?

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 09:17 AM (lwiT4)

277
He's testifying to the House Oversight Committee tomorrow. You know that, right?

You've asked me the same question several times and, yes, I know. Thank the lord above for the House Oversight Committee. Without their exemplary efforts the DOJ would have succeeded and we would literally have learned nothing about this attempted coup.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee! at December 12, 2018 09:17 AM (LISuA)

278 Image search her name... in a pink bikini.


This will go down as an HQ blue ballsing.

Are we supposed to know the name of a teacher who sent a boob pic?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2018 09:18 AM (fuK7c)

279 From the Trumpentwatters an hour ago:

"The Democrats and President Obama gave Iran 150 Billion Dollars and got nothing, but they can't give 5 BillionDollars for National Security and a Wall?"



Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 12, 2018 09:18 AM (JoUsr)

280 Lady in Black, not buying.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2018 09:18 AM (PUmDY)

281 Suggested prison reform: End the incarceration of the Carr brothers of "Wichita Masscre" infamy by executing them. Now.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2018 09:19 AM (Bdeb0)

282 "image search 'ramsey bearse miss kentucky'


She seems nice.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 09:19 AM (cqNba)

283 Are we supposed to know the name of a teacher who sent a boob pic?"

You don't?

I am disappoint.

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2018 09:19 AM (6qErC)

284 DM reports that a mob of those caravan "migrants" marched to the consulate in Tijuana demanding to be let into the U.S., or in the alternative, given $50,000 each so that they could return home and start their own businesses.

And here all this time I have been doing it wrong by "giving" the government well over $50k each year. I should have simply found myself an organizer and demanded an amount of money "determined by our group".


So they accuse The US of plundering Central America and the spoils are to be paid directly to them for their own personal benefit.

But my favorite line was the part where the US is accused of meddling in Central American affairs, which isn't apparently a bad thing because they want this meddling US to oust their current sitting president.

I would like to see their proposals for how the US should remove their president. Maybe they should get in contact with our deep-state #Resistance group and see how to overthrow elections.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 12, 2018 09:20 AM (lD3vL)

285 "image search 'ramsey bearse miss kentucky'


safe search off??

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 12, 2018 09:20 AM (hrcfq)

286 Dickey Betts of the Allman Brothers turns 75 today. Gah I'm old.


Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 09:15 AM (lwiT4)

============

Saw him in 2017in NYC grammie; he can still pick.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee! at December 12, 2018 09:20 AM (LISuA)

287 image search 'ramsey bearse miss kentucky'


Thank you. That was helpful.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2018 09:20 AM (fuK7c)

288 But, but...Chris Cillizza has an opinion piece called "The reality TV president just got beat at his own game" regarding the Pelosi/Schumer meeting
_______________

lol. Yeah, that's why the Dims wanted to take the meeting private.

Because they were winning. Nobody ever wants their voters to see them winning. Just too embarrassing.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 12, 2018 09:17 AM (fqUgw)


Chris Jizzilla has been parading his stupidity in front a declining audience of numbskulls for a long time.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 12, 2018 09:21 AM (y7DUB)

289 I wonder if ... back when the USSR was still going strong ... they had folks breathelessly watching every move the Party made - and lecturing the rest of the Kulaks how, this time, things were gonna' work out different.

Posted by: Del Wilkes at December 12, 2018 09:21 AM (2VADA)

290 >>You've asked me the same question several times and, yes, I know. Thank the lord above for the House Oversight Committee. Without their exemplary efforts the DOJ would have succeeded and we would literally have learned nothing about this attempted coup.

Then why would you say he isn't doing anything? What do you think he plans to say tomorrow, I've just been sitting around for the last year doing nothing?

The House Oversight Committee is just what it sounds like, oversight. They don't do the investigation. The DOJ does.

The reason we know what we do about all the corruption is because of evidence that was uncovered by IG Horowitz and then turned over to the DOJ and various Congressional Committees. Not because Congress is uncovering the stuff.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2018 09:21 AM (/tuJf)

291 you know the major search engines keep a dossier on your search queries.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 12, 2018 09:21 AM (hrcfq)

292
Just out of curiosity, what sentence would a male teacher have received for a dick pic?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 09:07 AM


Good question. Could it possibly be more severe?

But she didn't send a pic of her genitalia. Just boobs. Would a male teacher deserve 20 years for sending a pic of a nice defined chest?

Posted by: Newest Nic at December 12, 2018 09:21 AM (jYje5)

293 https://tinyurl.com/y8ecda5t

*sigh*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2018 09:22 AM (6qErC)

294 " he can still pick."

But when he's done, can he flick?


They stick to my fingers better than paste.



Ummm.....paste

Posted by: Paste eating' Joe, the AG's father at December 12, 2018 09:22 AM (cqNba)

295 "NJ State Police are assuring us they have no plans to go door-to-door to arrest people with 10-round magazines."

...until they do.

As an aside, Nan should get a refund from her plastic surgeon. The botox isn't working...

Posted by: Flyover at December 12, 2018 09:23 AM (B5K06)

296 I wonder if ... back when the USSR was still going strong ... they had folks breathelessly watching every move the Party made - and lecturing the rest of the Kulaks"

Yes.

It was called "The New York Times"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2018 09:23 AM (6qErC)

297 295 "NJ State Police are assuring us they have no plans to go door-to-door to arrest people with 10-round magazines."

...until they do.

As an aside, Nan should get a refund from her plastic surgeon. The botox isn't working...
Posted by: Flyover at December 12, 2018 09:23 AM (B5K06)


What the fuck is on her chest? She looks like Meatloaf from "Fight Club."

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 12, 2018 09:24 AM (/9p9e)

298 Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 09:15 AM (lwiT4)

I think I'll make a peach pie to celebrate!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2018 09:24 AM (wYseH)

299 "*sigh*

She seems right proud of those puppies.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 09:24 AM (cqNba)

300 Well, she can't compete with Miss Kentucky, but here's birthday girl Sally Eilers:

https://tinyurl.com/y9hbov8n

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2018 09:24 AM (kqsXK)

301 Blue Sky is one of the greatest songs of all time.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2018 09:25 AM (PUmDY)

302 I think I'll make a peach pie to celebrate!


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2018 09:24 AM (wYseH)


Mmmm pie. You need to start a delivery service. I'd subscribe.


Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 09:25 AM (lwiT4)

303 http://tinyurl.com/y7ckumhf
Some ABC video of her getting arrested, and her mug shot.
Nice rack in the camo outfit.
Ramsey Carpenter Bearse is her name.
Carpenter when she was in the pageant.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2018 09:25 AM (8iiMU)

304 I would like to see their proposals for how the US should remove their president. Maybe they should get in contact with our deep-state #Resistance group and see how to overthrow elections.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy


Nuke the entire country. From space. Just to be sure.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 09:25 AM (ftdxp)

305 you know the major search engines keep a dossier on your search queries.

Yep. Don't use your own computer for looking up medical issues that you don't personally have.

The miracle of using Docker and a VPN.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 12, 2018 09:25 AM (lD3vL)

306 And isn't there some city in Illinois that just passed some ordinance requiring a huge firearm-surrender?

Did I miss this while my internet was down? Can somebody point me to that story? Because if it is true I have charges to file.

Posted by: An Observation at December 12, 2018 09:26 AM (Wf/fS)

307 301 Blue Sky is one of the greatest songs of all time.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2018 09:25 AM (PUmDY)


Irving Berlin. Him, Cole Porter and Johnny Mercer ARE American music. Period.

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 12, 2018 09:26 AM (/9p9e)

308 BTW, Houston doc/researcher wins Nobel in Medicine.

Yay Texas!

(as is well known that nothing gets celebrated in Texas. Right?)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2018 09:28 AM (6qErC)

309 268 Are Pelosi's boobs that big?

--

Yes, she does have some big ones.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 12, 2018 09:15 AM (JoUsr)

The finest bolt-ons money can buy

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2018 09:28 AM (7HtZB)

310 Blue Sky is way nice. I think I'll take a listen. I'm sick to death of Christmas on Sirius XM

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 09:29 AM (lwiT4)

311 Dickey Betts of the ABB is somewhat superfluous.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2018 09:29 AM (PUmDY)

312

Greetings fappers and fappees.

What fresh hell awaits us this day?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 09:29 AM (HaL55)

313 J.J., just read a remarkable article by C.J. Hopkins. I highly recommend you feature it here in the moronisphere.

http://www.unz.com/chopkins/the-indiscreet-charm-of-the-gilets-jaunes/

Merry Christmas. Puddin

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2018 09:29 AM (2LelM)

314 309 268 Are Pelosi's boobs that big?

--

Yes, she does have some big ones.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 12, 2018 09:15 AM (JoUsr)

The finest bolt-ons money can buy
Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2018 09:28 AM (7HtZB)


She resembles Momma, from the Katzenjammer Kidz.

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 12, 2018 09:29 AM (/9p9e)

315 [And isn't there some city in Illinois that just passed some ordinance requiring a huge firearm-surrender?]

Deerfield, wasn't it

https://tinyurl.com/y8xj56g5

Boulder CO also passed a gun ban, but let's you keep them (for now) if you register them with law enforcement.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 12, 2018 09:30 AM (O7MnT)

316 Greetings fappers and fappees.

What fresh hell awaits us this day?"

Well, there's rumor of a peach pie.

Probably served with salt and pepper.

Like waffles, you know...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2018 09:30 AM (6qErC)

317

Well, there's rumor of a peach pie.



Probably served with salt and pepper.



Like waffles, you know...


Mmmm, pie for breakfast...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 09:31 AM (HaL55)

318 Then why would you say he isn't doing anything?

I don't have to say that, it is obvious even to the meanest intelligence. Nothing happened.


Witnesses complain they haven't been contacted. Whistleblowers sit around waiting, hoping Horowitz will pass on their information.


I know you had an unreasoning faith the DOJ/FBI would clean up it's mess. I hope someday your faith is rewarded. It hardly matters now, from a political standpoint. As I said earlier, the plotters accomplished their main purpose.


Sure it would be great if, someday, Huber came. I would cheer that, and hope he prosecutes someone. But I'm not holding my breath and it's too late to do much political good anyway. And since so many of the Clinton people have immunity it has limited judicial good possible. But, who knows.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee! at December 12, 2018 09:31 AM (LISuA)

319 Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 09:29 AM (HaL55)


Sorry. You'll have to deal with smoked and salted Hell today. We're all out of fresh.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 09:31 AM (h9QN9)

320 Are there any good kitteh repellents that actually works?

Cat almost knocked the Christmas tree down.

Posted by: SMH at December 12, 2018 09:31 AM (8Z2uw)

321 What kind of man marries a woman like Pelosi? I'll never understand that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 12, 2018 09:32 AM (PFjNT)

322 Long time no see, Allen G.

Posted by: SMH at December 12, 2018 09:32 AM (8Z2uw)

323 321 What kind of man marries a woman like Pelosi? I'll never understand that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 12, 2018 09:32 AM (PFjNT)


"I know, right?"

- - Bill Clinton

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 12, 2018 09:32 AM (/9p9e)

324 Are there any good kitteh repellents that actually works?

.22lr ?

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 09:32 AM (h9QN9)

325 Did I miss this while my internet was down? Can somebody point me to that story? Because if it is true I have charges to file.
Posted by: An Observation


Just out of curiosity, have any of your filings gotten anywhere?

Mornin' Horde.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 12, 2018 09:33 AM (AM1GF)

326 Heard a report that the fvcker that shot up people in Strasbourg shouted "Aloha snackbar".

I'm shocked, SHOCKED, I tell you.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2018 09:33 AM (8iiMU)

327 Cat almost knocked the Christmas tree down.

Posted by: SMH at December 12, 2018 09:31 AM (8Z2uw)


When I had cats, I used to run a wire from the tree top to a hook on the ceiling.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 09:33 AM (lwiT4)

328 Sorry. You'll have to deal with smoked and salted Hell today. We're all out of fresh.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther)


I thought surstromming day was fifth Tuesday?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 12, 2018 09:33 AM (AM1GF)

329 Peach pie is my personal favorite.

And pecan. I love pecan too. Pretty good on apple as well, now that I think about it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee! at December 12, 2018 09:33 AM (LISuA)

330


Hey, AllenG! *does Forrest Gump wave*

What's kickin', chicken?

We're getting the band back together. I've seen some names here I haven't seen in years.
Hope all is well with you and yours.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 09:34 AM (HaL55)

331 327 When I had cats, I used to run a wire from the tree top to a hook on the ceiling.
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 09:33 AM (lwiT4)

Ah-oo-ka-chaka...

Oh, that's Hooked on a Feeling. Never mind...

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 12, 2018 09:34 AM (/9p9e)

332 Yeah, that's not an option, grammie.

Posted by: SMH at December 12, 2018 09:34 AM (8Z2uw)

333 Cat almost knocked the Christmas tree down.



Posted by: SMH at December 12, 2018 09:31 AM (8Z2uw)


When I had cats, I used to run a wire from the tree top to a hook on the ceiling.





Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 09:33 AM

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We gave up on Christmas trees when we had a cat. Even anchored to the wall that little $hit would knock all of the ornaments off.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2018 09:34 AM (JUOKG)

334 329 Peach pie is my personal favorite.

And pecan. I love pecan too. Pretty good on apple as well, now that I think about it.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee! at December 12, 2018 09:33 AM (LISuA)


"Apple."

"Cobbler."


- - S. McQueen

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 12, 2018 09:35 AM (/9p9e)

335 *peruses Amazon*

Posted by: SMH at December 12, 2018 09:35 AM (8Z2uw)

336 >>I don't have to say that, it is obvious even to the meanest intelligence. Nothing happened.

You forgot the word yet.

I'm sure had you been running the investigation we would have had dozens of arrests and possibly beheadings by now. Unfortunately, you didn't volunteer and they had to work with the assets at hand.

John Solomon and Sara Carter have been the two best investigative reporters following this since day 1. If they say there has been an active FBI investigation for over a year now, and they've been saying it for quite some time, I'm going to take their word for it over random comments on the internet from people who haven't been following what's been going on at all.

But that's just me.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2018 09:35 AM (/tuJf)

337 Are there any good kitteh repellents that actually works?

Cat almost knocked the Christmas tree down.
Posted by: SMH


Pet smart sells sprays.

We use aluminum foil in sheets. They don't like the crinkly sound and feel of walking on it.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 09:35 AM (ftdxp)

338 Just get a spray bottle and squirt water on the backs of their neck anytime they mess with something. Not only do they hate water, but it has the added benefit of making them stop for an hour to clean themselves.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 12, 2018 09:36 AM (PFjNT)

339 333
We gave up on Christmas trees when we had a cat. Even anchored to the wall that little $hit would knock all of the ornaments off.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 12, 2018 09:34 AM (JUOKG)


Only one of our two goes to the tree and only to drink out of the water reservoir.

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 12, 2018 09:36 AM (/9p9e)

340 306 And isn't there some city in Illinois that just passed some ordinance requiring a huge firearm-surrender?

Did I miss this while my internet was down? Can somebody point me to that story? Because if it is true I have charges to file.

Posted by: An Observation at December 12, 2018 09:26 AM (Wf/fS)
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Here's a story from Reason:

Yesterday a firearm and magazine confiscation ordinance in the Chicago suburb of Deerfield was blocked on by a temporary restraining order. The Lake County Circuit Court held that the ordinance violates a state preemption statute. The court's opinion is attached to this post.

Procedural history: The Deerfield ordinance was enacted on April 2, 2018. Its effective date would have been June 13, today. Two lawsuits have challenged the oridinance. One was supported by the National Rifle Association.

Here's the link:
https://reason. com/volokh/2018/06/13/deerfield-illinois-gun-confiscation-law


Remove the 2 spaces ahead of the com

Posted by: Boots at December 12, 2018 09:36 AM (e9omi)

341 We're getting the band back together. I've seen some names here I haven't seen in years.
Hope all is well with you and yours.


We're doing good.

This is a one-day only thing, for now. I'm WFH today, so I don't have to deal with the stupid work firewall...

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 09:36 AM (h9QN9)

342 338 Just get a spray bottle and squirt water on the backs of their neck anytime they mess with something. Not only do they hate water, but it has the added benefit of making them stop for an hour to clean themselves.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 12, 2018 09:36 AM (PFjNT)

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Water doesn't faze her.

Posted by: SMH at December 12, 2018 09:37 AM (8Z2uw)

343 Blueberry cobbler is sort of a pie, yes?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 09:37 AM (f3oO4)

344 Yeah, aluminum foil around the tree might work.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 09:38 AM (lwiT4)

345 But spraying water on a cats head will make them stop to groom themselves. Never met a cat that didn't work on.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 12, 2018 09:38 AM (PFjNT)

346

We're doing good.

This is a one-day only thing, for now. I'm WFH today, so I don't have to deal with the stupid work firewall...


Sooo, snowed in, eh?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 09:38 AM (HaL55)

347 Are there any good kitteh repellents that actually works?

Cat almost knocked the Christmas tree down.
Posted by: SMH


This one looks interesting.
Cat repellent at Pet Smart:

http://bit.ly/2LeswuR

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 09:39 AM (ftdxp)

348 342 Water doesn't faze her.
Posted by: SMH at December 12, 2018 09:37 AM (8Z2uw)

Phaser faze her?

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 12, 2018 09:39 AM (/9p9e)

349 Is cobbler even pie? What is cobbler, anyway? I thought that was a dude in France who made shoes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 12, 2018 09:39 AM (PFjNT)

350 348
342 Water doesn't faze her.

Posted by: SMH at December 12, 2018 09:37 AM (8Z2uw)



Phaser faze her?

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 12, 2018 09:39 AM (/9p9e)

Set the phaser to 'catnip'.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2018 09:40 AM (8iiMU)

351
Speaking of water, before we get le Nood, the EPA abolishing that hideous Obama Waters of the USA reg is fantastic.

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 12, 2018 09:40 AM (/9p9e)

352
Cobbler is square. Pie is round.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 12, 2018 09:40 AM (hrcfq)

353 Pelosi used to be a hottie, back when JFK still had brains.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 12, 2018 09:40 AM (BJlbN)

354 I thought pie was 3.14

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 12, 2018 09:40 AM (PFjNT)

355 The Dildo is late. I'm waiting for the Dildo.

I want Dildo now.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2018 09:40 AM (fuK7c)

356 Cobbler is square. Pie is round.
Posted by: Schuyler Saxon


Pie has a crust bottom. Cobbler doesn't.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 09:41 AM (ftdxp)

357 Dildo?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 12, 2018 09:41 AM (PkVlr)

358 Only one of our two goes to the tree

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 12, 2018 09:36 AM (/9p9e)

It's a shanda!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2018 09:41 AM (wYseH)

359 I want Dildo now.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2018 09:40 AM (fuK7c)



I'd like to hear the story of how he chose that nic.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 12, 2018 09:41 AM (lwiT4)

360 pi * (r ^ 2) defines a circle.

Pie are square defines a cobbler.

And now I want cobbler, dammit.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 12, 2018 09:41 AM (AM1GF)

361 356 Cobbler is square. Pie is round.
Posted by: Schuyler Saxon


Pie has a crust bottom. Cobbler doesn't.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 09:41 AM (ftdxp)


"You know who else has a crust bottom?"

- - The Bollard That Ate Chappaquadick

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 12, 2018 09:41 AM (/9p9e)

362 Deerfield, wasn't it



https://tinyurl.com/y8xj56g5



Boulder CO also passed a gun ban, but let's you keep them (for now) if you register them with law enforcement.

Thanks, On it.

Posted by: An Observation at December 12, 2018 09:41 AM (Wf/fS)

363 What are these heretical cobblers you mention?

There is no cobbler but peach, and Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla is its ice cream.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 09:42 AM (h9QN9)

364 I want Dildo now.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2018 09:40 AM (fuK7c)

I have nothing to say...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2018 09:42 AM (wYseH)

365 I want Dildo now.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

I'd like to hear the story of how he chose that nic.
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate


I want the story of why Bander thinks that quote won't pop up randomly again and again for the next several years...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 12, 2018 09:42 AM (AM1GF)

366


NOOD!

Posted by: J.J.Sefton at December 12, 2018 09:42 AM (/9p9e)

367 I'd like to hear the story of how he chose that nic.


It was bequeathed upon him by the ace his own self.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2018 09:42 AM (fuK7c)

368 353
Pelosi used to be a hottie, back when JFK still had brains.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 12, 2018 09:40 AM (BJlbN)
I rate this statement as true.
http://tinyurl.com/y7nb7ltp

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2018 09:43 AM (8iiMU)

369 It's a shanda!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo



PSA: Google's iTranslate blows goats ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 09:43 AM (ftdxp)

370 I'm going to take their word for it over random comments on the internet from people who haven't been following what's been going on at all.

Wut? That's anti-democratic!

Posted by: NPC_11000111 at December 12, 2018 09:43 AM (ctuyM)

371 #255
I tend to disagree. Yesterday Pres. Trump treated us to the new rules. When the republicans supposedly controlled the House, they basically tied Trumps hands. Ryan thrwarted every move, and Trump was placed in the position of either fighting his own party (horrors) or putting up no fight. Now his opponents are the dem party, the gloves are off! He will be praised for fighting the dem party where he would have been criticized for fighting the republicans.

Posted by: Chillin the most at December 12, 2018 09:43 AM (Bn6VB)

372 Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 12, 2018 09:38 AM (HaL55)


Na. We have a department party this afternoon, and it's closer to my house than work. So it seemed silly to drive in for 3 hours, just to turn around and essentially head back home.

Posted by: Allen G (Dedicated Tenther) at December 12, 2018 09:43 AM (h9QN9)

373 Nood virginal art

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 12, 2018 09:44 AM (RD7QR)

374 343 Blueberry cobbler is sort of a pie, yes?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 12, 2018 09:37 AM (f3oO4)

Absolutely THE BEST!!! Yum, yum, yum.

Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at December 12, 2018 09:44 AM (lGLBx)

375 "But spraying water on a cats head will make them stop to groom themselves. Never met a cat that didn't work on."

One of our will sit outside, in the rain.
Come in wet, and go upstairs to roll around on our bed.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 12, 2018 09:45 AM (cqNba)

376 boob pic is worth 20 years?...how about the all pedos in hollywood?

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 12, 2018 09:45 AM (OOH1c)

377 Google's iTranslate blows goats ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2018 09:43 AM (ftdxp)

It means "a shame."

What I should have written was, "a shanda fur die
goyim."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 12, 2018 09:46 AM (wYseH)

378 Pelosi used to be a hottie, back when JFK still had brains.
------

Cold, man, cold...

Posted by: Abe Zapruder at December 12, 2018 09:47 AM (Ou6XS)

379 The American people voted for a Democratic House. To me, that means a majority of them are against border security.

Posted by: mercenary13 at December 12, 2018 09:49 AM (2XQ0T)

380 @336"John Solomon and Sara Carter have been the two best investigative reporters following this since day 1. If they say there has been an active FBI investigation for over a year now, and they've been saying it for quite some time, I'm going to take their word for it over random comments on the internet from people who haven't been following what's been going on at all. But that's just me."

I have no doubt there is active Kibuki, active failure-theater and active butt covering going on. Investigations designed to clean out FBI/DOJ/Fusion/DNC and lead to prosecutions, not so much.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 12, 2018 09:57 AM (koNhm)

381 Suggested prison reform: End the incarceration of the Carr brothers of "Wichita Masscre" infamy by executing them. Now.
Posted by: Zod


Second this.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 12, 2018 10:04 AM (nEOLy)

382 Are there any good kitteh repellents that actually works? 

Cat almost knocked the Christmas tree down. 
Posted by: SMH 
----

https://tinyurl.com/y7fhehd8

Posted by: Some guy at December 12, 2018 10:09 AM (EyFCU)

383 Watched the The Google monopoly hearing. Both sides, Right and Left appeared to be going through the motions for TV Land. Wouldn't be surprised to find out staffers on both sides coached the Indian to make sure they can get back to campaign cash operations asap.
There were no questions for the Monopoly Guy, though present.

Posted by: Chris at December 12, 2018 11:00 AM (khVoc)

384 The piece on Steven Avery is a joke.

Posted by: In the bunker at December 12, 2018 12:01 PM (BFn4M)

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (12/11/18 )

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***


The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

If you're having trouble keeping track, the French protests, Trump, Brexit, the Austrian and Italian elections, and the sudden cancellation of the "Murphy Brown" reboot are all the work of Russian bots. Whereas the Tijuana caravan, the UK grooming gangs and that rental car heading toward you on the sidewalk outside the Berlin Christmas market are the authentic vox populi. Mark Steyn


Quote II

“There’s nothing bad about that song. And it just breaks my heart and I know my dad would be going insane right now … He would say, what’s the matter with you? You know, get over it. It’s just a fun song,” Deana Martin


Quote III

“Some tenuous connection to a politically fraught issue does not justify abdicating our judicial duty. If anything, neutrally applying the law is all the more important when political issues are in the background,”Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas

***


Alex Jones of InfoWars fame is a pretty darn good heckler. Googles CEO ripped for Chi-Com assistance.

Conspiracy theorist and Infowars founder Alex Jones was on hand to greet Google CEO Sundar Pichai on his arrival for a House Judiciary Committee hearing on the company's data collection practices and alleged political bias within search engine results.

"You sold this country out," Jones shouted at Pichai. "You won't even help the Pentagon out and you help the Chicoms. You bet on the wrong country, Sundar."

***


Miracles never cease. And Madison and Miguel the Mutts are a perfect example.

At first, Bill Gaylord didn’t think much of the black smoke that loomed across the horizon near his home on the morning of Nov. 8. As his neighbors prepared to flee, Gaylord hopped in his silver Chevy Blazer and drove to a nearby cafe to grab coffee.

After all, the stubborn 75-year-old Gaylord had lived his entire life in Paradise. Why would this fire be any different than so many others? he thought.

But by the time he got home about 7:15 a.m., all hell had broken loose.


***


Of course Silly, it's body shaming......Man with boobs pretends he is a woman.

Due to Mouncey’s weight, height, and testosterone levels, he was barred from entering the Australian Football League, Women’s (AFLW) draft, last year. Mouncey wrote a piece for The Guardian in September blasting the AFL for their regulations. He noted specifically that the weight regulation is a form of “body shaming” and a blow to all women, transgender or not.


“My biggest concern is the fact that weight is being used as one of the key physical measures for possible exclusion. Forget the fact that in a game that has such an emphasis on endurance and speed, being heavy is not necessarily an advantage and think about the message it sends to women and girls about their bodies: if you’re too big, you can’t play. That is incredibly dangerous and backward,” Mouncey said.

***


The Fight For $15 is fairly silent about Flippy.

Walmart (WMT) is in the early stages of testing a kitchen robot assistant named “Flippy” at its Bentonville, Arkansas, headquarters to see whether or not it’s the right fit for its in-store delis.

Flippy is the world’s first autonomous robotic kitchen assistant powered by artificial intelligence from Miso Robotics, a two-year-old startup. The robot made headlines a year ago debuting as the burger-flipping robot at a CaliBurger franchise in Pasadena.

More recently, Flippy got a gig at Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles with vending food service company Levy Restaurants, part of Compass Group, to fry up chicken tenders and tater tots. Through the World Series, Flippy churned out 17,000 pounds worth of the fried foods. It’s able to fry up to eight baskets of food simultaneously.


***


My kind of medical test, especially after a full morning of coffee.

Bladder cancer is among the most common and deadly of cancers. Because of its high recurrence rate (50-80 percent), patients must be monitored frequently for recurrence or progression of the disease. This monitoring currently consists of visual analysis of cells taken from the patient's bladder. It is uncomfortable, it is expensive, and it is not even especially accurate, detecting only around 60 percent of low-grade tumors.

Now, scientists have figured out how to use atomic force microscopy (AFM) to detect bladder cancer in urine samples. By analyzing only five cells, it can achieve 94 percent accuracy.

***


Do you have a Leftist relative? Are you cheap? Or do you just want to suck up to Skipper Bill and The Cucksters? The ONT has the perfect Christmas present for you!

Bill and Hillary Clinton are selling discount tickets on Groupon in an attempt to improve upon the feeble opening crowd they had on their speaking tour.

Tickets for nine of the "Evening With the Clintons" tour stops have gone up on Groupon at heavy discounts, Fox News reports. The first stop in Toronto had "vast swathes" of empty seats, while the second stop in Houston had to be delayed because of George H.W. Bush’s funeral.

Even in heavily Democratic parts of the country, the former first couple appear to be having difficulty selling people on their latest speaking tour. Phildelphia, New York, Detroit, and Boston are among the venues where tickets are available at a steep discount.


***

Great debates through the years:
Ginger vs. Mary Ann
Cross bow vs. Long bow

Are Pop Tarts ravioli?


***


So what happens to solar panels when they have outlived their usefulness? The law of unintended consequences?

The last few years have seen growing concern over what happens to solar panels at the end of their life. Consider the following statements:

- The problem of solar panel disposal will explode with full force in two or three decades and wreck the environment because it is a huge amount of waste which is not easy to recycle. 1

- Solar panels create 300 times more toxic waste per unit of energy than do nuclear power plants. If solar and nuclear produce the same amount of electricity over the next 25 years that nuclear produced in 2016, and the wastes are stacked on football fields, the nuclear waste would reach the height of the Leaning Tower of Pisa (53 meters), while the solar waste would reach the height of two Mt. Everests (16 km). 2


***


The ONT Musical Interlude



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***

“I have not yet begun to fight!” And other clever military comebacks.

***


Typical Leftie, phony and hypocritical. Lena Dunham.

A year ago, Dunham lied in order to discredit a woman who had just gone to the police to report a sexual assault.

On Wednesday, she penned a rambling, pretentious opus about women in Hollywood (“Heroines have emerged. We are cracking open windows and beating down doors. The air is circulating and the light is pouring in,” and sneaked a whiny, halfhearted mea culpa into the ninth paragraph.

We’re so used to Dunham apologizing at this point (Lena Dunham Apologizes is an actual Twitter handle) that we went ahead and lumped this garbage onto her giant apology pile.


***


Barack Obama the Shit Midas Touch again.

Obama also meddled in the Israeli election in 2016, sending our taxpayer money to try to oust Netanyahu.

Maybe Obama and Kerry can send James Taylor back to Paris to sing “You’ve Got a Friend” again.

Democrats are okay with foreign meddling in elections when they do it.

As France devolves into what some are saying could be a civil war in the streets of Paris, the French should recall who wanted them to elect Emmanuel Marcon in the first place: former U.S. president Barack Obama….


***


Alcohol and firearms do not mix, I repeat, do not mix. Genius Award Winner-1st Runner Up.


Deputies in Summit County, Utah arrested 56-year-old Randal Weed Dickinson Sunday after his roommates allege he stumbled out of his room drunk and knocked over a Christmas tree.

“The homeowner and his son were in the kitchen of the home when Dickinson came out of his room and fell into the Christmas tree, knocking it over. The roommates then told him to go back into his room,” KTVX reports.

“As the roommates started to walk from the kitchen to the backdoor, gunfire started from behind them. Dickinson shot approximately 15 rounds from a handgun at the two. The bullets hit appliances and went through walls, but no one was actually hit with the gun fire,” according to the news site. “When the firearm ran empty, Dickinson was subdued by the roommates until deputies arrived.


***


I'll take a burger, fries and some ecstasy. Sonic Genius Award Winners.

An illegal drug served in a fast food burger led to the arrest of three Sonic employees in Taylor.

The Taylor Police Department reported that a family went to the Sonic Drive-in Thursday night and ordered some food. When they got their order, police said the family's 11-year-old daughter unwrapped her four-year-old brother's burger and found a pill in the wrapping.

Police say the girl initially mistook the pill for candy, but her parents suspected something worse. The family then drove to the Taylor police station, where officers said a field test determined the pill was ecstasy.

The Taylor Police Department reported that a family went to the Sonic Drive-in Thursday night and ordered some food. When they got their order, police said the family's 11-year-old daughter unwrapped her four-year-old brother's burger and found a pill in the wrapping.

Police say the girl initially mistook the pill for candy, but her parents suspected something worse. The family then drove to the Taylor police station, where officers said a field test determined the pill was ecstasy.

***

Yes Morons, there is a Santa Claus. Actually several of them. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

aterford Township — The skies over Oakland County were busy Saturday with an estimated 250 flights by aircraft of all sizes taking off with gifts for foster children across Michigan.

It’s called Operation Good Cheer, a unique charitable effort in its 48th year sponsored by the nonprofit Child and Family Services of Michigan.

Since 1971, more than 50,000 children — from infants to adults with disabilities — have received holiday presents with the help of 15,000 volunteers, including 250 pilots donating their time and aircraft to the effort. This year, they planned to reach 6,671 kids.


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by The Ultimate Training Manual


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1 There can only be one...

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 11, 2018 10:01 PM (Ckg4U)

2 Not first!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2018 10:01 PM (miE9U)

3 Thank you!

Posted by: lin-duh galt at December 11, 2018 10:01 PM (kufk0)

4 Thank God! I was getting so tired of blowing off that last thread!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 11, 2018 10:02 PM (kQs4Y)

5 Thirſt!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at December 11, 2018 10:02 PM (CLcKT)

6 Looks like a South Carolina beach, of which there are many.

Posted by: Eromero at December 11, 2018 10:02 PM (zLDYs)

7 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at December 11, 2018 10:02 PM (JFzNN)

8 Thanks for the ONT.

'Baby, it's cold outside' always seemed consensual to me. The Chase.

Not like 'How do you like your eggs in the morning?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 10:03 PM (6o8TS)

9 Not top ten with everyone hitting refresh like monkeys on crack.

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at December 11, 2018 10:03 PM (8ZeGS)

10 Oy!

Posted by: Adriane the Political Critic ... at December 11, 2018 10:03 PM (LPnfS)

11 Corgis called

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at December 11, 2018 10:04 PM (8ZeGS)

12 Ah, content.

Posted by: Splunge at December 11, 2018 10:04 PM (Vb4BV)

13 All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 11, 2018 10:02 PM (kQs4Y)

... phrasing ...

Posted by: Adriane the Political Critic ... at December 11, 2018 10:04 PM (LPnfS)

14 Good night horde

Posted by: Votermom's phone on Happy Happy Joy Joy SpaceForce at December 11, 2018 10:05 PM (BJlbN)

15
If I tried to "train my wife" I think the next thing I would feel is the clang of a cast-iron frying pan on my cranium.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2018 10:05 PM (LsBY9)

16 What the hell do they put in solar panels?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 10:05 PM (6o8TS)

17 8 Thanks for the ONT.

'Baby, it's cold outside' always seemed consensual to me. The Chase.

Not like 'How do you like your eggs in the morning?'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 10:03 PM (6o8TS)


Fertilized?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2018 10:05 PM (aA3+G)

18 LOL, Razorfist ranting that the nation is careening from Melting Pot to Chamber Pot to Blast Furnace.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 11, 2018 10:06 PM (kQs4Y)

19 15
If I tried to "train my wife" I think the next thing I would feel is the clang of a cast-iron frying pan on my cranium.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2018 10:05 PM (LsBY9)

Mrs. Mis. Hum chuckled when I showed her then she said something about the rolling pin.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2018 10:06 PM (aA3+G)

20 Best military comeback.

Molon. Labe.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 11, 2018 10:07 PM (fmOMA)

21 "Dude, check it out. I'm putting Ecstasy into this burger"

"Whoa, man, what if that goes to a kid or something"

"Chill, bro."

(time passes)

"Dude, prison sucks."

Posted by: Splunge at December 11, 2018 10:07 PM (Vb4BV)

22 Motherfucker

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 11, 2018 10:07 PM (fmOMA)

23 Fertilized?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2018 10:05 PM (aA3+G)

I think a line from the song is:

'Boiled or fried I'm satisfied,
as long as I get my kiss.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 10:07 PM (6o8TS)

24 we Todd did tablet gets a top ten!

Almost schmaart tablet

<NPC bad think stasi> you said something that offends our SJW empty brain pans!
<Me>. Go blorknyerself up the squeak hole
<NPC bad think stasi> core dump. Debug mode engaged. Fatal error. Truth encountered. CORE DUMP!

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at December 11, 2018 10:08 PM (8ZeGS)

25 Merry Christmas, Horde!

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at December 11, 2018 10:08 PM (kYa6x)

26
[Rubin] also said the Republican Party exhibits a "blind spot towards race, "and that it "needs a new base" after it was infiltrated by Dixiecrats with the rise of Donald Trump.


Cheese 'n' rice, the Dixiecrats were 70 years ago. Strom Thurmond ran for President as the Dixiecrats' candidate in 1948. Ol' Jen is ON TOP OF THINGS, BITCHES!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2018 10:08 PM (pNxlR)

27 17 8 Not like 'How do you like your eggs in the morning?'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 10:03 PM (6o8TS)
Fertilized?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2018 10:05 PM (aA3+G)


In some nerd circles, they like to say that there is an xkcd for everything. There is certainly one for this.

https://xkcd.com/328/

Posted by: Splunge at December 11, 2018 10:09 PM (Vb4BV)

28 If I tried to "train my wife" I think the next thing I would feel is the clang of a cast-iron frying pan on my cranium.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2018 10:05 PM (LsBY9)


Doesn't the Weekly Standard have a whole 'wife training' cruise? Something like that, anyway.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 11, 2018 10:09 PM (t+qrx)

29 The only thing alcohol mixes with is sitting in an easy chair, listening to Procol Harum and petting the cat.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 10:10 PM (qxq6t)

30
Pop Tarts are exceptionally shitty ravioli for which there is no decent sauce.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2018 10:10 PM (pNxlR)

31 Train your wife - isn't nekkid except for an apron basically Gor attire?

Posted by: Votermom's phone on Happy Happy Joy Joy SpaceForce at December 11, 2018 10:10 PM (BJlbN)

32 Training manual is triggering.

Orange Man Bad!

Posted by: NPC_10111111 at December 11, 2018 10:10 PM (DMUuz)

33 OMG, that last pic.
Good thing I wasn't drinking when I saw it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 11, 2018 10:10 PM (8iiMU)

34 The French have upped their game. They went from Hollande with a 12% approval to Macron with an 18% approval. Winning, I think not.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 10:11 PM (wO3uY)

35 Slap!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 10:12 PM (KP5rU)

36 I think that last was a 'genre title'.

'Meets you at the door wearing nothing but cellophane wrap' is a niche fetish- even these days.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 10:12 PM (6o8TS)

37 What the hell do they put in solar panels?



Posted by: Aetius451AD
----
Not sure but if it's like any other electrical device I've ever owned, it's full of blue smoke. Let that out and it will never work properly again.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2018 10:12 PM (9rIkM)

38 Leah Remini to Farrakhan:
"Say my name, bitch."


Still sitting here in shock.

God bless and protect Leah.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 11, 2018 10:12 PM (LL1Be)

39
We are cracking open windows and beating down doors. The air is circulating and the light is pouring in


Women in Hollywood are Vandals? That explains a lot!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2018 10:12 PM (pNxlR)

40 Trump apparently had Chucky and Frozen Face into the White House today, to confront them face to face about The Wall. Main thought: It's a great time to be alive. The President has giant brass balls, and looks his enemies straight in the face.

Posted by: Splunge at December 11, 2018 10:12 PM (Vb4BV)

41 Train my wife? I prefer to watch several young bulls run a train on her.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at December 11, 2018 10:13 PM (H5knJ)

42 Hey everybody.

Who's gonna bite the bullet and send away for the 'Train Your Wife' pamphlet, then let us know what they get?

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2018 10:13 PM (miE9U)

43 Chavez!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 11, 2018 10:13 PM (Ckg4U)

44 @34

They went from an avowed socialist to a closeted socialist who bangs his grandma.

Well at least the French don't have the weird shit obsession the Krauts do.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 10:14 PM (qxq6t)

45 Misanthropic Humanitarian

Two way you know that training is fake.

1) 200 King Street is in Alexandria, VA. No Directional markings on the address. (i.e. NW: SE, NE or SW). Most likely it is a store selling junk for tourists.

2) The organization is not Suicide by Wrong Decisions

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2018 10:14 PM (hyuyC)

46 Coming to the ONT in 2050:

Mail-order pamphlet available for "Train Your Sexbot"

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2018 10:14 PM (miE9U)

47 tacfuck, i'd hit it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 10:14 PM (KP5rU)

48 Who's gonna bite the bullet and send away for the 'Train Your Wife' pamphlet, then let us know what they get?

Killed is what they'll get.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 11, 2018 10:14 PM (0bu2O)

49
Get there firstest with the mostest


-- General N B Forrest

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2018 10:15 PM (pNxlR)

50 You can't train them. Or cats.

Neither can be domesticated.

Posted by: Ohio Valley Redneck at December 11, 2018 10:15 PM (2VADA)

51 Blanco, yup. Probably a NOW undercover operation...

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2018 10:15 PM (miE9U)

52
Once more for the nightwalkers:

The Official AoSHQ Classical Music Playlist (TM) has been revised and extended:

http://soyaraborzoi.com/Playlist.htm (link also in nic)

It now comprises 1200 works by 500 different composers, from Renaissance to contemporary and genres from orchestral to vocal to choral to instrumental to concertos to chamber.

It includes almost not only all of the old familiar warhorses but also many unfamiliar and, perhaps, delightful discoveries. On the whole, the pieces are 25 minutes or less, but some few longer works were added (Beethoven's 5th and 7th symphonies, Mozart's 40th and 41st, the Schumann piano concerto, the Tchaikovsky Serenade for Strings, the Hanson Romantic symphony). Some minor rearranging was done and some solecisms removed.

So, again, I'd like to make this available to the Horde. Just send me an e-mail at monsalvat 61 at g mail dot com (remove spaces and add symbols) and I'll mail you a flash drive with these files (as mp3), suitable for playing on your computer or in your car (which is where I do most of my listening). If you've already gotten the previous version I'll be happy to replace it with the new one.

I think those who received the previous version of this playlist will testify to the level of quality I tried to maintain. A small regret is that I've endeavored to do complete works whenever possible and not individual movements. That and the limit I placed on length leaves out some lovely music by more expansive composers like Bruckner, Shostakovich, Rachmaninov, etc.

No charge. My treat. Really.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2018 10:16 PM (LsBY9)

53
Good ONT.

There is only one pop tart and it's name is SMORES!

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 11, 2018 10:16 PM (hrcfq)

54 40 Trump apparently had Chucky and Frozen Face into the White House today, to confront them face to face about The Wall. Main thought: It's a great time to be alive. The President has giant brass balls, and looks his enemies straight in the face.

Posted by: Splunge at December 11, 2018 10:12 PM

If only he had some political back up... GoPe delenda est...

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at December 11, 2018 10:16 PM (kYa6x)

55 Women Are Teachable... https://preview.tinyurl.com/yd64dojc

Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2018 10:17 PM (jGvbj)

56 Train your wife - isn't nekkid except for an apron basically Gor attire?
Posted by: Votermom's phone on Happy Happy Joy Joy SpaceForce at December 11, 2018 10:10 PM


Given she's wearing pumps, not sandals, as well as no collar, no.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 11, 2018 10:17 PM (DMUuz)

57 Found earlier at Qu... uh, another site: (I also shared this in an earlier thread)

Cats cannot taste anything sweet.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2018 10:18 PM (miE9U)

58
My wife has been training dogs for nearly 50 years. A husband isn't that much more trouble to get squared away. The little biscuits I get are delicious, too.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2018 10:18 PM (LsBY9)

59 I have to say that booklet really worked -well almost.

Now Barry I told you COLD beer when I snap my fingers. Seriously how dumb are you?

Posted by: Michelle Obama at December 11, 2018 10:18 PM (cRkMZ)

60 Bad day for the leftist scum, at least you'd think so:

One of Pelosi's MS-13 pets guns down 3 Houston police officers, & the religion of peace adds appx 12 scalps to its grand total at a Strasbourg Christmas market, & yet... those adzholes seem to be winning.

Posted by: strawdog at December 11, 2018 10:19 PM (Cssks)

61 Pleasing Your Man... https://preview.tinyurl.com/ya79qlb7

Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2018 10:19 PM (jGvbj)

62 The Fight For $15 is fairly silent about Flippy.

Eh, they'll just demand higher welfare payments.

Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2018 10:19 PM (sdi6R)

63 No charge. My treat. Really.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2018 10:16 PM (LsBY9)

---------------

That is a very generous thing to do. I have no way to take advantage of it, but you are a very good person for extending such an offer.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 10:19 PM (ffYR/)

64 qdpsteve, if cats can't taste anything sweet, then why do I catch Madison LuckyCat licking my pecan pie?

Posted by: Eromero at December 11, 2018 10:20 PM (zLDYs)

65 I would save that 'women are trainable' article but I suspect that if it were ever found on my hard drive, something very bad would happen to me.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 11, 2018 10:20 PM (hrcfq)

66
Walmart (WMT) is in the early stages of testing a kitchen robot assistant named "Flippy" at its Bentonville, Arkansas, headquarters to see whether or not it's the right fit for its in-store delis.


When pressed repeatedly about the status of his paper clip cousin, Clippy, Flippy became incensed and chased reporters from the room at knifepoint. "Don't EVER mention that Dumbo-grinned imbecile to me again!" Flippy shrieked.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2018 10:21 PM (pNxlR)

67 I read at Ken Levine's site earlier today, his review of the new A Star Is Boin.

Overall his review was it's not great, but not horrible either. Also he did a lot of funny jokes about how Hollywood just can't stop making remakes of that film about every 20 years.

Can't wait for the next version of ASIB. Will probably be a same-sex couple...

(Also, Ken shared that during the recent fires in SoCal, Lady Gaga showed up without fanfare at one of the rescue centers with pizza for everyone. Meantime, Babs Streisand was busy hiring her own personal fire dept to protect her estate.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2018 10:21 PM (miE9U)

68 45 Misanthropic Humanitarian

Two way you know that training is fake.

1) 200 King Street is in Alexandria, VA. No Directional markings on the address. (i.e. NW: SE, NE or SW). Most likely it is a store selling junk for tourists.

2) The organization is not Suicide by Wrong Decisions
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2018 10:14 PM (hyuyC)


Well its fortunate that I'm king of my house, when she's not around.




Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2018 10:22 PM (aA3+G)

69 Eromero, good question. :-)
People at the site claiming cats can still enjoy the fattiness of it or something like that, but truth is, who knows what cats can or cannot really taste.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2018 10:22 PM (miE9U)

70 As for solar panels, one of the worst nights I had stuck working at the hospital was when a thunderstorm took out the "solar farm" within view of the ICU. It was like a chain reaction as one panel blew after another in small, but loud, burst of blue. It was horrible/fascinating and all the very paranoid patients instantly determined we were at war. I won't have the damn things on my house.

Posted by: CN at December 11, 2018 10:22 PM (U7k5w)

71 Just think of Hadrian listening to that music while watching a Borzoi running across a pasture.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2018 10:22 PM (wO3uY)

72 NaCly Dog, I found that to be true as well, about the "200 King Street" addy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2018 10:22 PM (miE9U)

73

Yo Mama!

Posted by: John Paul Jokes at December 11, 2018 10:23 PM (aKsyK)

74 I was playing Diablo toward the end of the last thread. Getting my ass kicked.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2018 10:23 PM (ykYG2)

75 Misanthropic Humanitarian

All I can say is you be da MAN.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2018 10:24 PM (hyuyC)

76 Alcohol and firearms go great together in moderation, don't be a scold.

Posted by: We made Bill Nye wear the dress, happy now? at December 11, 2018 10:25 PM (1L9V9)

77 I had a huge tour group today. 40 or so, i'm off to bed after our last Christmas open house.

Be well you Morons, see you in the twilights.

Posted by: Farmer at December 11, 2018 10:25 PM (yJ1e6)

78
When pressed repeatedly about the status of his paper clip cousin, Clippy, Flippy became incensed and chased reporters from the room at knifepoint. "Don't EVER mention that Dumbo-grinned imbecile to me again!" Flippy shrieked.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)


No Springs!!

Posted by: Coily the spring sprite at December 11, 2018 10:25 PM (aKsyK)

79 Bill Nye, what about the tabacky?

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2018 10:25 PM (miE9U)

80
So, solar panels aren't very efficient, are costly to manufacture and the process produces hazardous waste that is difficult to recycle. They also don't last very long, don't work except in areas of continuous sunlight. And they are hazardous to dispose of properly, can't be recycled, and it costs a lot of money.

Finally, they don't produce enough energy to be cost effective.

Sounds like the perfect National Socialist Make Work Program to Enrich the Dictator and his Friends. What's not to like?

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon at December 11, 2018 10:26 PM (hrcfq)

81 No charge. My treat. Really.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2018 10:16 PM (LsBY9)


Merry Christmas to you and yours. Thank you.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 11, 2018 10:27 PM (T71PA)

82 Hordian comment: Don't know about training that wife, but I'd hit it....

Posted by: tbodie at December 11, 2018 10:27 PM (Hb9w3)

83 No charge. My treat. Really.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
----
You are the Man! Thanks.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2018 10:28 PM (9rIkM)

84 19 15
If I tried to "train my wife" I think the next thing I would feel is the clang of a cast-iron frying pan on my cranium.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2018 10:05 PM (LsBY9)

Mrs. Mis. Hum chuckled when I showed her then she said something about the rolling pin.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


I was at a wedding shower years ago where a rolling pin was referred to as a "husband trainer".
That was when people still had a sense of humor.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 11, 2018 10:28 PM (+lVUW)

85 What the hell do they put in solar panels?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 10:05 PM (6o8TS)

About 20 yr supply of electricity. When exposed to sunlight, the solar photons replace these electrons slowly... When the electrons are all gone, the solar panels simply absorbing all the photons, creating Night. Very unpleasant to have around then.

Posted by: tumbleweed at December 11, 2018 10:28 PM (VWiVo)

86 Found earlier at Qu... uh, another site: (I also shared this in an earlier thread)

Didn't that other site get hacked not too long ago and exposed the account information of some 100 million users?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 11, 2018 10:29 PM (0bu2O)

87 75 Misanthropic Humanitarian

All I can say is you be da MAN.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2018 10:24 PM (hyuyC)


LOL,
A fav song of mine

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2018 10:29 PM (aA3+G)

88 Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1072555146708688896

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1072555231689478145

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1072555318658392065

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1072555404939403265

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1072555494571720705

Posted by: kbdabear at December 11, 2018 10:29 PM (0Ntuf)

89 Other true fact about cats:

1. They cannot do algebra worth a damn. They could if they really wanted to, but lack good study habits.

2. If you record their meows and play them backward at low speed, you'll learn that they all speak Old Church Slavonic.

3. They are fans of contemporary dance. If you perform for them and please them greatly, they will lead you to their treasure.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 11, 2018 10:29 PM (H5knJ)

90 But can Flippy curse at you in Greek for making a mess when you leave the diner?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2018 10:29 PM (EZebt)

91 Pop-tarts are not ravioli.

They are either knishes or really bad strudel.

On a stretch they might be empanadas.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2018 10:30 PM (mUa7G)

92 More Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1072555578776530944

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1072555665527398400

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1072555760893206530

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1072555849447587844

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1072555943630725121

Posted by: kbdabear at December 11, 2018 10:30 PM (0Ntuf)

93 But can Flippy curse at you in Greek for making a mess when you leave the diner?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2018 10:29 PM (EZebt)

---------------

I also picture Flippy with beefy, hairy forearms.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 10:31 PM (ffYR/)

94
I was at a wedding shower years ago where a rolling pin was referred to as a "husband trainer".
That was when people still had a sense of humor.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 11, 2018 10:28 PM (+lVUW)


THIS

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2018 10:32 PM (aA3+G)

95 ***TOP FIVE COMMENTS OVERHEARD AT THE ONT IN THE YEAR 2050***

5. "Git off my cyberlawn!!" [MisHum]

4. "I think something is wrong with my sexbot. She keeps muttering things about 'botgirl's lib.'"

3. "I can't believe I STILL can't get laid!!" [qdpsteve and insomniac]

2. "The AoS comment thread upgrades are still on their way, just give Pixy another two weeks"

1. "I know I've already said it a thousand times but damn President Ivanka is hot"

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2018 10:32 PM (miE9U)

96 The "How To Train Your Wife In Five Easy Lessons" was a joke, of course.

The same company also put out "How To Train Your Husband In Five Easy Lessons" - the illustration shows a happy wife having her husband exchanging his golf clubs for a vacuum.

Posted by: The ARC of History at December 11, 2018 10:33 PM (I2/tG)

97 We are cracking open windows and beating down doors. The air is circulating and the light is pouring in

Well, except for the thing where you lied to cover up for a sexual assailant, Lena.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 11, 2018 10:33 PM (+lVUW)

98 Blanco, yes it did. Sigh.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2018 10:33 PM (miE9U)

99 The same company also put out "How To Train Your Husband In Five Easy Lessons" - the illustration shows a happy wife having her husband exchanging his golf clubs for a vacuum.
Posted by: The ARC of History at December 11, 2018 10:33 PM (I2/tG)

Impossible. We do not have a sense of humor that we are aware of.

Posted by: NPC Generation at December 11, 2018 10:34 PM (6o8TS)

100 bear, also: NEVER try and use your cat as a scrubby brush to wash your car. Bad, bad results.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2018 10:34 PM (miE9U)

101 You do realize she is going commando under that apron, right?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2018 10:34 PM (EZebt)

102 40 Trump apparently had Chucky and Frozen Face into the White House today, to confront them face to face about The Wall. Main thought: It's a great time to be alive. The President has giant brass balls, and looks his enemies straight in the face.
Posted by: Splunge


Even better, it was expected to be a super private meeting, and he surprised them by bringing cameras to record it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 11, 2018 10:35 PM (+lVUW)

103 Have a great night everyone.

May any snow sublime, leaving no shoveling.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2018 10:36 PM (hyuyC)

104 101 You do realize she is going commando under that apron, right?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2018 10:34 PM (EZebt)

Sure, no straps.

Or do you mean she is really Arnold from an okish 80's action movie?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 10:36 PM (6o8TS)

105 41 Train my wife? I prefer to watch several young bulls run a train on her.
Posted by: Bill Kristol


Oh, puhlease. You cower in the cuckshed and you know it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 11, 2018 10:36 PM (+lVUW)

106 Night NaCLy Dog.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 10:37 PM (6o8TS)

107 G'Night, NaCly Dog.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 11, 2018 10:37 PM (Ckg4U)

108 'Oh the cuckolds outside are frightful
But the ONT's delightful...'

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2018 10:37 PM (miE9U)

109 You do realize she is going commando under that apron, right?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2018 10:34 PM (EZebt)

----------------

Yep. That's how I realized they were not exactly serious. Girlfriend? Sure. Early in marriage before kids? Maybe. After that, nomphuching way.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 10:37 PM (ffYR/)

110 You do realize she is going commando under that apron, right?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2018 10:34 PM (EZebt

Well.

In my dreams.

Yes.

Posted by: tbodie at December 11, 2018 10:38 PM (Hb9w3)

111
Even better, it was expected to be a super private meeting, and he surprised them by bringing cameras to record it.


He ran the Transparency Gambit on the two of them. For Nanzi, it was like being exposed to sunlight and she shrieked in horror.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2018 10:38 PM (pNxlR)

112 Well....

Here we are. Some of us. More or less. For certain values of here. And us. And is.

(Deep, eh?)

🔛

Posted by: mindful webworker - 11 Days 'til Solstice at December 11, 2018 10:38 PM (grZCT)

113 The only thing alcohol mixes with is sitting in an easy chair, listening to Procol Harum and petting the cat.
Posted by: Kreplach


In a white room?

The white room with black curtains?

Posted by: Adriane the Home Decorating Critic ... at December 11, 2018 10:38 PM (LPnfS)

114 Night, Dog.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 10:38 PM (KP5rU)

115 100 bear, also: NEVER try and use your cat as a scrubby brush to wash your car. Bad, bad results.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2018 10:34 PM

NOW you tell me...

*adjusts bandages*

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at December 11, 2018 10:39 PM (kYa6x)

116 I'd best fetch my apron.

Posted by: Mama Macron at December 11, 2018 10:39 PM (Tyii7)

117 In a white room?
The white room with black curtains?
Posted by: Adriane the Home Decorating Critic ... at December 11, 2018 10:38 PM (LPnfS)


That's Cream.
If Ginger Baker were here, he'd give you a mouthful...

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2018 10:39 PM (miE9U)

118 I got to see the exchange between the president, Cluck Schemer and Nazi Pelousie. Hilarious. Cluck would not look at him while PDJT stared him down and nearly chased him out of his chair. Nazi kept saying, "We need to have this discussion without the press".
The president would have none of it. He said transparency is important.
The MSM scum is pushing the line that it'll be Trump's shutdown. He told them he'd take tha theat but he's getting the wall.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 11, 2018 10:40 PM (+TuXx)

119 @113

Yes, near the station.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2018 10:41 PM (qxq6t)

120 Mouncey (handball player) did not transition to female. That is biologically impossible. He transitioned to "freak".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2018 10:41 PM (fDU8w)

121
In a white room?



The white room with black curtains?
Posted by: Adriane the Home Decorating Critic ... at December 11, 2018 10:38 PM (LPnfS)


The white room. Where all questions are answered. You have one minute.

https://youtu.be/qjtQSMe0VeI


Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2018 10:41 PM (mUa7G)

122 I won't have the damn things on my house.
Posted by: CN at December 11, 2018 10:22 PM (U7k5w)

===

Mandatory on all new residential construction in California beginning January 2020.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2018 10:41 PM (EZebt)

123 I'm impressed that the Russians have $4700 to throw around swaying elections and sowing chaos.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2018 10:41 PM (deEx0)

124 It's not even Christmas, but I'm already sick of winter. I can't swim because both the pool and the room it's in are too bloody cold. Don't know if it's my age or the stupid autoimmune disease I picked up somewhere. I have two dogs and a cat who have cabin fever. Every time one goes out, they come right back in with this accusing look on their face as if it's my fault. I'm sick of Christmas, too, now that you mention it. We're trying to declutter the house and the kids give us presents. Amazon keeps delivering at three in the morning, which sets the idiot dogs to barking their fool heads off. I bought a beautiful cross stitch chart that turns out is printed in nine different little squares. And you can't just cut and scotch tape the nine squares together because side A is printed directly behind side B, so I'm off to argue with Kinko that I am not breaking copyright because it's for my personal use. And now I have bored all of you to death with the triviality my life has become since being forced into retirement. (Yes, I'd love to get a part time job, but I have doctor's appointments scheduled up the ying-yang. Employers love it when you tell them you can't work this day or that, and by the way, you'll probably be in the hospital for one piddling little thing or another the day they need you most.)

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at December 11, 2018 10:42 PM (GefzX)

125 Have a great night everyone.

May any snow sublime, leaving no shoveling.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2018 10:36 PM (hyuyC)


'night, NaCly Dog and the rest of the Horde.

*jet fighters flying past national landmarks*

"America! America!
May God thy gold refine,
Till all success be nobleness,
And all thy snow sublime!"

*cross-fade to rippling American flag*




*test pattern*

Posted by: hogmartin at December 11, 2018 10:42 PM (t+qrx)

126 Let them eat French toast with maple syrup.

Posted by: Mama Macron at December 11, 2018 10:42 PM (Tyii7)

127 So. Unexpected surprise.

Unopened, cold, can of beer at table side.

Ha!

Posted by: tbodie at December 11, 2018 10:43 PM (Hb9w3)

128 Mandatory on all new residential construction in California beginning January 2020.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2018 10:41 PM (EZebt)

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I do not find that at all surprising, sadly.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 10:43 PM (ffYR/)

129 How to be a Stepford wife in five easy steps...

No thanks.

Posted by: SMH at December 11, 2018 10:43 PM (8Z2uw)

130 Also he did a lot of funny jokes about how Hollywood just can't stop making remakes of that film about every 20 years.

Hollywood types love "A Star is Born" because it's about themselves, and how tough it is to be a big star.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 11, 2018 10:43 PM (+lVUW)

131 The wikipedia entry on solar panels with respect to waste and disposal seems to include a large amount of hand waving and gobbledegook.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 10:43 PM (6o8TS)

132
Ah, content.

Posted by: Splunge at December 11, 2018 10:04 PM (Vb4BV)

And how!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2018 10:43 PM (wYseH)

133
123 I'm impressed that the Russians have $4700 to throw around swaying elections and sowing chaos.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2018 10:41 PM (deEx0)


They have to be laughing their asses off at how little baksheesh it takes to throw our vaunted elections into the shitter.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2018 10:43 PM (pNxlR)

134 Saw on Twitter someone agitating for PDT to dump Pence in time for 2020 because he isn't a natural fighter like PDT. The problem isn't Pence. The problem is that PDT has no political heir. Come 2024, if no young lion emerges to succeed him, the Rs, America, and the world is in trouble. IMHO.

Posted by: jmel at December 11, 2018 10:44 PM (OeWgo)

135 Night hogmartin.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 10:44 PM (6o8TS)

136 Mouncey (handball player) did not transition to female. That is biologically impossible. He transitioned to "freak".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2018 10:41 PM (fDU8w)

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Don't give Mouncey a sad!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2018 10:44 PM (deEx0)

137 Given she's wearing pumps, not sandals, as well as no collar, no.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 11, 2018 10:17 PM (DMUuz)

Somebody with a barbarian fetish might require pumps.

Posted by: Fox2! at December 11, 2018 10:44 PM (MwFQu)

138 Cats probably lick the pecan pie to show you who's in charge.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 11, 2018 10:44 PM (+lVUW)

139 nerdygirl, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2018 10:45 PM (miE9U)

140 126 Let them eat French toast with maple syrup.
Posted by: Mama Macron at December 11, 2018 10:42 PM (Tyii7


**SNORT**

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2018 10:46 PM (aA3+G)

141 Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at December 11, 2018 10:42 PM (GefzX)

Call me.

Posted by: Hemlock at December 11, 2018 10:46 PM (wYseH)

142 He who dream about eating giant marshmallow wake up with no pillow

Posted by: Comeyfucius Say at December 11, 2018 10:46 PM (uEbPt)

143 Can I get one of those miniature giraffes for $4,700?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2018 10:47 PM (NWiLs)

144 >> Posted by: kbdabear

Ummm hmmm. And I see Twatter has flagged Kb as "sensitive content" again.

I like sensitivity.

I showed her Grace that "Train you wife" thing and attempted to snap my fingers. My arthritis is acting up a bit and I couldn't get a good snap. She said I was lucky....

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 11, 2018 10:47 PM (NMAzL)

145 Anyone else notice that now that the wheels fell off her case against Donald Trump, the MFM is now referring to Stormy Daniels as a "porn star" vice an "adult movie actress"?

A few months ago, they would have never done so.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 11, 2018 10:48 PM (ZxU8C)

146 The problem is that PDT has no political heir. Come 2024, if no young lion emerges to succeed him, the Rs, America, and the world is in trouble. IMHO.
Posted by: jmel at December 11, 2018 10:44 PM (OeWgo)

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The people will be there if the funding is there. If PDT and a few Con billionaires can start them off with a few hundred million, then a candidate would not be beholding to the Donor class.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 10:49 PM (ffYR/)

147 Solar panels make great sense on a cruising sailboat.

Those and a quality wind generator can really help keep the house-bank (non-engine starting batteries) charged, which is crucial to operating a boat's fridge, freezer and other electrical draws.

Otherwise, it's fire up the fuel-thirsty, noisy genset and churn that baby for however many hours it takes to top off the cells.

Dockside though, a boat is normally hooked up to a 20 amp or 50 am shorepower service.

And all that solar up atop the bimini is just now a depreciating bird-poop collector.

A courteous mariner though, either puts the braking pin in, or removes the propeller blades from the wind generator when dockside.

They do kind of annoy the neighbors with noise, when spinning needlessly up on their pole.

But scaling that system up to what it'd take to power a suburban home?

And how much you wanna bet that the average homeowner won't wash the dust off of 'em, even once a year.

I'm always happier than not, that I didn't return to CA after my USAF days.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 11, 2018 10:49 PM (QzJWU)

148 isn't nekkid except for an apron basically Gor attire?

Posted by: Votermom's phone on Happy Happy Joy Joy SpaceForce at December 11, 2018 10:10 PM (BJlbN)

Chaps for chicks.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2018 10:50 PM (wYseH)

149 Content perused!
__________

The problem of solar panel disposal?

Shoot the waste into the sun. Voila! No waste, more solar energy!
__________

Also in case it hasn't already been mentioned:

"Randy Weed Dickinson" is not a name anyone should suffer with. Except maybe Randy.

Posted by: mindful webworker - 11 Days 'til Solstice at December 11, 2018 10:50 PM (grZCT)

150 I cannot remain a republican, after so much egregious problems they have ignored in their midst. I must put them behind me with a heavy heart, and throw in my lot with the democrats.

~Ben Shapiro, 2028

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 11, 2018 10:50 PM (rnAwa)

151 Jerry Nadler ate $4,700 in donuts in one day as a State Assemblyman in Albany.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 11, 2018 10:50 PM (ZxU8C)

152 The solar panel article is misleading. Most of the bulk of a solar panel is harmless glass, metal, and plastic. Sure there is lead in the solder, and possibly cadmium in the silicon wafers, but not in huge bulk.

We on the right need to be careful about countering misinformation from the Left with misinformation of our own, especially if it is easily debunked.

The real reason for not using solar panels for generating grid power is that they are singularly useless for that task. Full stop. If they were truly useful for that task, they'd be economically viable, and ways would be found to safely and profitably recycle them at the end of their life cycle. Perhaps we could run them through a crusher, then dissolve the toxic heavy metal with chelating agents, and then separate the glass, plastic, and metal particles for reuse.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2018 10:50 PM (fDU8w)

153 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 11, 2018 10:49 PM (QzJWU)
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Solar makes sense on the top of an RV also.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 11, 2018 10:51 PM (WEBkv)

154 Cats probably lick the pecan pie to show you who's in charge.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 11, 2018 10:44 PM (+lVUW)

This is all kind of wrong.

No one! Not even cats, messes with The Pecan Pie!

Posted by: tbodie at December 11, 2018 10:51 PM (Hb9w3)

155 146

Very true. Imagine being chosen as PDT's successor and mentored by the Donald himself. Very very cool.

Posted by: jmel at December 11, 2018 10:51 PM (OeWgo)

156 Surprise! The apron is hiding his junk.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 11, 2018 10:51 PM (ZxU8C)

157 see stormy owes two scoops 293 thousand. might as well be 293 million. doubt if the silicone anal queen can come up with 293 dollars.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 10:51 PM (KP5rU)

158 He ran the Transparency Gambit on the two of them. For Nanzi, it was like being exposed to sunlight and she shrieked in horror.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)


He should have ended the meeting by pouring water on her and watching her melt.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 11, 2018 10:52 PM (+lVUW)

159
151 Jerry Nadler ate $4,700 in donuts in one day as a State Assemblyman in Albany.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 11, 2018 10:50 PM (ZxU8C)

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It's the old story. Swaying international elections or pigging out on donuts. Choices must be made.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2018 10:52 PM (deEx0)

160 134 Saw on Twitter someone agitating for PDT to dump Pence in time for 2020 because he isn't a natural fighter like PDT. The problem isn't Pence. The problem is that PDT has no political heir. Come 2024, if no young lion emerges to succeed him, the Rs, America, and the world is in trouble. IMHO.
Posted by: jmel at December 11, 2018 10:44 PM (OeWgo)

Dumping Pence won't do any good in giving Trump a political heir, it's extremely rare for Vice Presidents to get elected to immediately after the President they served with. A better move would be for Trump to place any potential successors in his cabinet if he wants them to have a decent shot at getting elected.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 11, 2018 10:52 PM (tYPH9)

161 The solar panel article is misleading.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2018 10:50 PM (fDU8w)

Exactly! And the equivalent nuclear waste per KW hour is minuscule.

It's an idiotic comparison.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2018 10:52 PM (wYseH)

162 I wonder if that was ace's doing, changing Stormy's status.

That was one of his more lolworthy posts. "'Eat my butt!' "

Adult movie "actress". Sure.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2018 10:54 PM (ykYG2)

163 Trump will replace Pence with Vince McMahon as VP.

Let's face it. Pence was without a pulse today in the throwdown in the Oval Office.

Trump needs a wartime consigliere.

He needs a tag team partner who can come flying in off the top turnbuckle and use a "hidden foreign object" against Schumer.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 11, 2018 10:54 PM (ZxU8C)

164 'Climate Refugees': CNN Says Migrant Caravan Might Be Caused By Climate Change

-
But is it Russian climate change?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2018 10:55 PM (+y/Ru)

165 and yay pixy, for eating my greater-than < / > tag.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2018 10:55 PM (ykYG2)

166 Kreplach >>> The only thing alcohol mixes with is sitting in an easy chair, listening to Procol Harum and petting the cat.

Well it is nice to see that you are able to NOT have your hair on fire. I wish you and the cat a pleasant evening.

Posted by: cfo mom at December 11, 2018 10:56 PM (RfzVr)

167 Honduras is a shithole not because of climate change, but because Hillary froze like a deer in the headlights when Honduras went to shit in 2009.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 11, 2018 10:56 PM (ZxU8C)

168 Ummm hmmm. And I see Twatter has flagged Kb as "sensitive content" again.

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 11, 2018 10:47 PM (NMAzL)

I think it has far less to do with the boob pics (porn stars have explicit content on their Twitter accounts, or so a friend told me), it has more to do with my needing "to get my mind right" on how to make Twitter a "safe space".

Posted by: kbdabear at December 11, 2018 10:57 PM (0Ntuf)

169 Milady is reading the post, hasn't got to the training poster yet. I told her there was something from which she might pick up a few ideas.

I may never get another foot rub. Thanks, MisHum.

Or.... She might learn non-verbal cues.

...

...

...

Posted by: mindful webworker - 11 Days 'til Solstice at December 11, 2018 10:58 PM (grZCT)

170 Dumping Pence won't do any good in giving Trump a political heir, it's extremely rare for Vice Presidents to get elected to immediately after the President they served with. A better move would be for Trump to place any potential successors in his cabinet if he wants them to have a decent shot at getting elected.
Posted by: Surfperch at December 11, 2018 10:52 PM (tYPH9)

This. One of the big things was name recognition and actual personality recognition. We knew what we were getting, warts and all (although I would argue most of us did not know he would perform as good as he has.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 10:58 PM (6o8TS)

171 Let's face it. Pence was without a pulse today in the throwdown in the Oval Office.

Trump needs a wartime consigliere.


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Tataglia is a pimp. He could never have outfought Schumer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2018 10:58 PM (deEx0)

172 You know, I really wouldn't mind the serving and the foot rubbing and the cute apron. I can't deal with the snapping though. Hell no.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 11, 2018 10:58 PM (PkVlr)

173 Captain Josepha Sabin,
I know how you feel about winter. My beagle goes out, pees, and comes right back in. Which means she spends the afternoon annoying me for treats.

On the upside my Christmas tree with sparkling lights, and my creche set put me in a good mood.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 11, 2018 10:59 PM (+lVUW)

174 *Let's face it. Pence was without a pulse today in the throwdown in the Oval Office. *

And if Pence had jumped in, the interwebs would saying he trampled PDT's message.

Pence is the current VP. His job is to back up PDT. His job is not to upstage PDT.

Posted by: tbodie at December 11, 2018 10:59 PM (Hb9w3)

175 It's almost as quiet in here as the Macron political brainstorming session.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 11, 2018 10:59 PM (ZxU8C)

176 Saw on Twitter someone agitating for PDT to dump Pence in time for 2020 because he isn't a natural fighter like PDT.

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Is Sammy the Bull available?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2018 10:59 PM (+y/Ru)

177 Trump needs a wartime consigliere.

He needs a tag team partner who can come flying in off the top turnbuckle and use a "hidden foreign object" against Schumer.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 11, 2018 10:54 PM (ZxU8C)

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I think Pence is a good balance to hardass PDT. Since Trump was leading the meeting, Pence did not need to get involved. Trump did a fine job of calling them out publicly and accepting the blame for a shutdown over it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 10:59 PM (ffYR/)

178 >> porn stars have explicit content on their Twitter
>> accounts, or so a friend told me)

Shocking. I had no idea porn stars were on Twitter.... (strange, is that thunder? )

They usually do have a sensitive content flag screen. At least that's what I've been told, because I would never, ever look at anything like that.

BOOM! Yep, that was thunder....

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 11, 2018 11:00 PM (NMAzL)

179 175 It's almost as quiet in here as the Macron political brainstorming session.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 11, 2018 10:59 PM (ZxU8C)

Can we add taxes to make this work?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 11:00 PM (6o8TS)

180 BOOM! Yep, that was thunder....
Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 11, 2018 11:00 PM (NMAzL)

God may be dubious of your assertion you did not know there was porn on twitter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 11:01 PM (6o8TS)

181 A Macron brainstorming would be a light drizzle, at most.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2018 11:01 PM (ykYG2)

182 in bed in my hotel room here in Portsmouth...all alone I might add. LOL

So NO news on even FOX about the terrorist in France

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2018 11:01 PM (yWXpx)

183 As much as I sympathize with the frenchies, they put themselves in this position.

I seem to remember people for the past 50 years saying there was no free lunch, and yet they persisted. Only now, at the end, do they realize the depth of their mistake?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 11:02 PM (6o8TS)

184 Not feeling so well this evening. I think a little lay-down session under some blankets may be in order.

Later, gators!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 11, 2018 11:03 PM (Ckg4U)

185 Very true. Imagine being chosen as PDT's successor and mentored by the Donald himself. Very very cool.

The successor must have phuque-ewe money because the constant personal litigation costs are going to be astronomical.

They ran Palin out of the Governorship, and as a successful strategy they want to punish any non-swamp contender with a extremely expensive legal bills.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 11, 2018 11:03 PM (lD3vL)

186 Night for now, slap.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 11:03 PM (6o8TS)

187 Night Slap.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 11:03 PM (KP5rU)

188 Pence is the current VP. His job is to back up PDT. His job is not to upstage PDT.

Pish posh! Did Brick Tamland upstage Ron Burgundy in the newsteam streetfight in "Anchorman"?

No.

If the boss fights, you fight. You don't watch. Not that Trump needed any help, but I would have liked to have a seen a chimp out just for historical purposes.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 11, 2018 11:03 PM (ZxU8C)

189 182 in bed in my hotel room here in Portsmouth...all alone I might add. LOL

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Portsmouth NH or Portsmouth VA?

I'm told there's a difference.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2018 11:04 PM (deEx0)

190 Meets you at the door wearing nothing but cellophane wrap

* snarling, cursing *

This new Cling-Wrap™ really does seal down tight!!

* struggles, groans in frustration *

I'm sure I can get it off you, honey. Say, you're turning kind-of purple.

* grabs butcher knife *

******************

Posted by: mindful webworker - 11 Days 'til Solstice at December 11, 2018 11:05 PM (grZCT)

191 Portsmouth NH or Portsmouth VA?

I'm told there's a difference.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2018 11:04 PM (deEx0)

Portsmouth, England. Waiting for the fleet to come in with their bad teeth?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 11:05 PM (6o8TS)

192 Portsmouth NH or Portsmouth VA?

I'm told there's a difference.
Posted by: Cicero


Size of the hole?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 11, 2018 11:05 PM (ZejZP)

193

I hadn't seen that Ted Cruz is now sporting a beard. Miley sez he's had it for a while. I like it, actually, makes him look a bit sinister.

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 11, 2018 11:05 PM (NMAzL)

194 Do you think Pence would have used a trident on Schumer?

That escalated quickly.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 11, 2018 11:05 PM (ZxU8C)

195 I think she's seriously coming on to you, Insomniac.

Qwitcherbitchin and take a leap Froggy.

//

Posted by: cfo mom at December 11, 2018 11:05 PM (RfzVr)

196 193

I hadn't seen that Ted Cruz is now sporting a beard.
_________________________________________

Bad move.

Paul Ryan and evil Spock vibe.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 11, 2018 11:06 PM (ZxU8C)

197 Good night Slap.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 11:06 PM (ffYR/)

198 Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 11, 2018 10:58 PM (PkVlr)

A whistle or a bell?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2018 11:06 PM (aA3+G)

199 Good Evening you deplorable morons.

Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at December 11, 2018 11:06 PM (8uo4a)

200 Good night Spiff.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 11, 2018 11:07 PM (ZxU8C)

201 Good night John Boy

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 11, 2018 11:08 PM (lD3vL)

202 Not only did Macron lecture President Trump about patriotism being unpatriotic, he's done a lot of other stuff recently. He said the center of French culture was in Africa. He said there was no such thing as a real Dutchman or real Frenchman. He posed with convicts and illegals as they flip the bird. And then he imposed the gas tax. Straw/Camel. And now a known wolf attack on Christmas revelers.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 11, 2018 11:08 PM (Ndje9)

203 >> I think she's seriously coming on to you, Insomniac.

I don't think he will ever get the hint. We're gonna have to do that black bag op I was talking about. Tie him up and deliver him to Nurse Ratched.

I'm gonna need some help. Volunteers?

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 11, 2018 11:08 PM (NMAzL)

204 News from France - Politico.eu still doesn't get it:

https://www.politico.eu/article/ yellow-jackets-rattle-macron-foot-soldiers/

And, Hadrian, thank you for your magnificent offer!

Posted by: Slash Buzz at December 11, 2018 11:08 PM (eDp0B)

205 VA

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2018 11:09 PM (yWXpx)

206 Later, gators!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 11, 2018 11:03 PM (Ckg4U)

Good night Slapweasel!

Posted by: tbodie at December 11, 2018 11:09 PM (Hb9w3)

207
A Macron brainstorming would be a light drizzle, at most.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


The weather started getting rough. The tiny nation was tossed.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2018 11:09 PM (aKsyK)

208 The bell would go where the sun don't shine. And it's hard to whistle with a fat lip

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 11, 2018 11:09 PM (PkVlr)

209 >> Paul Ryan and evil Spock vibe.

It looks pretty good on him, I must say. Makes his face less punchable. The Evil Spock thing works for him.

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 11, 2018 11:10 PM (NMAzL)

210 A whistle or a bell?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2018 11:06 PM (aA3+G)

She might be a kazoo gal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 11:10 PM (6o8TS)

211
Do you think Pence would have used a trident on Schumer?

He is sugarless.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2018 11:11 PM (aKsyK)

212 Over under on a new france in 60 days?

Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at December 11, 2018 11:11 PM (0OmEj)

213 Inscrutable Yellow Peril.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=pV08tEMP8qU

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2018 11:11 PM (+y/Ru)

214 203 >> I think she's seriously coming on to you, Insomniac.

I don't think he will ever get the hint. We're gonna have to do that black bag op I was talking about. Tie him up and deliver him to Nurse Ratched.

I'm gonna need some help. Volunteers?

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 11, 2018 11:08 PM

*raises hand*

I don't think I'm all that far from where he lives. I don't have an A-Team van, though...

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at December 11, 2018 11:12 PM (kYa6x)

215 Hemlock: Don't think I'm not tempted, but I still owe too much in final costs after closing the bookstore. Don't want the XO to stroke out if he ever finds out.

I'm pretty sure it's nothing more than SAD. I start every morning with a hefty Welbutrin. (The depression is hereditary. Right now, I've documented five full generations of it.) I should probably talk to my doctor about upping the dosage of both the Welbutrin and the Levothyroxin. It's just that I don't want to add yet another doctor's appointment to the boatload I already have lined up for the remainder of December and January. I just have to be patient and wait for St. Patrick's Day.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at December 11, 2018 11:12 PM (GefzX)

216 208 The bell would go where the sun don't shine. And it's hard to whistle with a fat lip
Posted by: Nurse ratched

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at December 11, 2018 11:12 PM (LOq4H)

217 208 The bell would go where the sun don't shine. And it's hard to whistle with a fat lip
Posted by: Nurse ratched

You do know some of the boys here like a little rough.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at December 11, 2018 11:13 PM (LOq4H)

218 That's ok. I'm feeling a bit feisty tonight

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 11, 2018 11:14 PM (PkVlr)

219 Over under on a new france in 60 days?
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at December 11, 2018 11:11 PM (0OmEj)

Over.

65 days.

Posted by: tbodie at December 11, 2018 11:14 PM (Hb9w3)

220 Just watch and interesting version of the Nutcracker called the Secret of the Nutcracker.

Good enough to be on a watch it list for Christmas

Posted by: MAGA at December 11, 2018 11:14 PM (ok/RT)

221 Thirst!

shitty evening here on the FOB...

self-inflicted wounds are painful on others, not just yourself.

(i'm a bystander, catching the back blast)

i need another beer.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 11, 2018 11:14 PM (YtJs4)

222 Hi rat!

*waves across Sound

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 11, 2018 11:15 PM (PkVlr)

223 i need another beer.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 11, 2018 11:14 PM (YtJs4)

Don't we all.

Posted by: tbodie at December 11, 2018 11:16 PM (Hb9w3)

224 Over under on a new france in 60 days?
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at December 11, 2018 11:11 PM (0OmEj)

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I'll take the over. The Frogs have a history of actions like this. They last a while and then they are given enough free shit to placate them for a while longer.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 11:16 PM (ffYR/)

225 Right back atcha buddy!

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at December 11, 2018 11:16 PM (LOq4H)

226 219 Over under on a new france in 60 days?
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at December 11, 2018 11:11 PM (0OmEj)

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French Constitution #17. Should be a doozy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2018 11:17 PM (deEx0)

227 Prayers to TheJamesMadison and his fam.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 11, 2018 11:17 PM (ZejZP)

228 it's france. they'll never get it right. they've had forever to get their shit together. won't fucking happen. they'll probably go on vacation first.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 11:17 PM (KP5rU)

229 I hadn't seen that Ted Cruz is now sporting a beard.
Miley sez he's had it for a while. I like it, actually, makes him look
a bit sinister.

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 11, 2018 11:05 PM (NMAzL)

Sinister and kind of attractive. I'll bet his wife approves.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 11, 2018 11:18 PM (NMAzL)

230 I am thinking Sam Adams.

Boston Lager.

Posted by: tbodie at December 11, 2018 11:18 PM (Hb9w3)

231 I'm gonna need some help. Volunteers?
Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 11, 2018 11:08 PM (NMAzL)

I'm down.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 11:19 PM (6o8TS)

232 I don't think I'm all that far from where he lives. I don't have an A-Team van, though...
Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at December 11, 2018 11:12 PM (kYa6x)

You can bring the mini-14s.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 11:20 PM (6o8TS)

233 *Prayers to TheJamesMadison and his fam.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 11, 2018 11:17 PM (ZejZP)*

And, this.

May God comfort you and your family in this time of grief.

Posted by: tbodie at December 11, 2018 11:20 PM (Hb9w3)

234 French Constitution #17. Should be a doozy.

-
They're about due for a monarchy again.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2018 11:20 PM (+y/Ru)

235
Well, I'll be out for a while. Miley's old laptop needs a new keyboard and I've got a new one. No "A" or left shit or "FN" keys. I tried to clean it, but no joy.

See y'all in a bit if everything goes well.

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 11, 2018 11:20 PM (NMAzL)

236 I'm gonna need some help. Volunteers?

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 11, 2018 11:08 PM (NMAzL)

Mustang's standing by. ROADTRIP!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 11, 2018 11:20 PM (NMAzL)

237 We could always get n.r. to ask Insomniac to test out that chloroform rag, to report back to the HQ. What DOES it smell like anyway...

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2018 11:22 PM (ykYG2)

238 Mustang's standing by. ROADTRIP!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

Mind if I dance wif yo date?

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at December 11, 2018 11:23 PM (LOq4H)

239 237 We could always get n.r. to ask Insomniac to test out that chloroform rag, to report back to the HQ. What DOES it smell like anyway...
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2018 11:22 PM (ykYG2)

I thought the joke was 'Hey, does this rag smell funny to you?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 11:23 PM (6o8TS)

240 Miley,

You deliver Insom in a mustang, tied up in the trunk, and I will be your handmaiden for life

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 11, 2018 11:23 PM (PkVlr)

241 Mind if I dance wif yo date?
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at December 11, 2018 11:23 PM (LOq4H)

You wanna dance with publius?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 11:23 PM (6o8TS)

242 It's too bad Dean Martin is on the wrong side of the dirt.

I'd like to see him go in the Octagon with the soy-based lifeform that plays the ostensibly male cuck role in that NPC version of his song.

Dean would be 101 this year, and I bet he'd still whip that thing's ass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 11:23 PM (5aX2M)

243 A bladder cancer article! What fun. I got that. Tired of getting things shoved up my dick but at least my form is not especially aggressive. Gonna see my Doc tomorrow, I'll bring this up.

Posted by: BuckIV at December 11, 2018 11:23 PM (PZ2ib)

244 >> They're about due for a monarchy again.

I'd prefer Napoleon 2.0, myself.

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 11, 2018 11:24 PM (NMAzL)

245 Check Chip Roy, congressman-elect from TX, twatters for a pretty perfect summation of the empty, ineffective GOP - he was inspired to make the comment by passage of the farm bill. As usual, it's a horror show, and as usual, it will receive almost no notice, nobody will even know about it.


But as I keep reminding everyone, at least the "criminal justice reform" thing will pass. So the incessant chants at Trump rallies for this reform, from spring of '16 til now, can now stop.


What?


(50 rounds of 38spl to reload, then will check back)

Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2018 11:24 PM (QDnY+)

246 228 it's france. they'll never get it right. they've had forever to get their shit together. won't fucking happen. they'll probably go on vacation first.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 11:17 PM (KP5rU)


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Is there a Bourbon around who can take over?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2018 11:24 PM (deEx0)

247 Well, the roadtrip will have to wait. Publius is committed to replacing the keyboard, and I have to make some cookie dough.

The butter has to be just right - not too soft, not too hard.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 11, 2018 11:24 PM (NMAzL)

248 You wanna dance with publius?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Only if I get to lead,

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at December 11, 2018 11:25 PM (LOq4H)

249 Whoa. What's up w/James Madison?

Posted by: cfo mom at December 11, 2018 11:25 PM (RfzVr)

250 >> Mind if I dance wif yo date?

Be you male or female, there my good rat?

Oh, or one of the other 57 genders?

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 11, 2018 11:25 PM (NMAzL)

251
I'm out for real now. This keyboard isn't going to replace itself.

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 11, 2018 11:26 PM (NMAzL)

252

Deano was a boxer, a crooked one, and street tough... he would use cucks for toilet paper and fire starters.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 11, 2018 11:27 PM (2Lh/H)

253 Whoa. What's up w/James Madison?
Posted by: cfo mom at December 11, 2018 11:25 PM (RfzVr)

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His wife had a miscarriage with their daughter and they buried her today.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 11:27 PM (ffYR/)

254 Miley,



You deliver Insom in a mustang, tied up in the trunk, and I will be your handmaiden for life



Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 11, 2018 11:23 PM (PkVlr)

I'd do it just for the satisfaction of it! The man can't complain if his mouth is full of boob, right?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 11, 2018 11:27 PM (NMAzL)

255 Insomniac!!! Where are you? Are you hiding?

Posted by: cfo mom at December 11, 2018 11:28 PM (RfzVr)

256 244 >> They're about due for a monarchy again.

I'd prefer Napoleon 2.0, myself.

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 11, 2018 11:24 PM

The water slides would be most excellent.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at December 11, 2018 11:28 PM (kYa6x)

257 I love just where I walked into this thread

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 11, 2018 11:28 PM (xJa6I)

258 You deliver Insom in a mustang, tied up in the trunk, and I will be your handmaiden for life



Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 11, 2018 11:23 PM (PkVlr)

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You need someone to soften him up a little first?

*snaps on latex gloves*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2018 11:29 PM (deEx0)

259
The real reason for not using solar panels for generating grid power is that they are singularly useless for that task. Full stop. If they were truly useful for that task, they'd be economically viable . . . .

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2018 10:50 PM (fDU8w)

Singularly useless. Exactly.

Posted by: Smaug at December 11, 2018 11:29 PM (iF4iV)

260 Be you male or female, there my good rat?

Oh, or one of the other 57 genders?

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus

100% guy, straight guy. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at December 11, 2018 11:29 PM (LOq4H)

261 Calm Mentor - thank you. How awful. They will be in my prayers.

Posted by: cfo mom at December 11, 2018 11:29 PM (RfzVr)

262 255 Insomniac!!! Where are you? Are you hiding?
Posted by: cfo mom at December 11, 2018 11:28 PM (RfzVr)

Huh? No, I was picking out aprons. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2018 11:30 PM (NWiLs)

263 I'd do it just for the satisfaction of it! The man can't complain if his mouth is full of boob, right?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 11, 2018 11:27 PM (NMAzL)

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I understand each word but I don't understand them in that order.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2018 11:30 PM (deEx0)

264 Oh and my pup is ok. Got out of surgery a few hours ago.

The removed a tumor the size of a novelty football but it appears to be non-cancerous.

Now I have a stoned Rottweiler on my floor, trying to come down from surgical drugs.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 11, 2018 11:30 PM (xJa6I)

265

The real reason for not using solar panels for generating grid power is that they are singularly useless for that task. Full stop. If they were truly useful for that task, they'd be economically viable . . . .

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2018 10:50 PM (fDU8w

Windmilks and ethanul are in good company.

Posted by: Smaug at December 11, 2018 11:30 PM (iF4iV)

266 257 I love just where I walked into this thread
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 11, 2018 11:28 PM (xJa6I

Ditto. Anytime you walk in on people snapping on latex gloves - that's a party!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 11, 2018 11:30 PM (PFjNT)

267 France can never be forgiven for the Revolution, the Commune, Napoleon, or the post-modernist movement.

Their litany of sins is endless.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 11:30 PM (5aX2M)

268 253 Whoa. What's up w/James Madison?
Posted by: cfo mom at December 11, 2018 11:25 PM (RfzVr)

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His wife had a miscarriage with their daughter and they buried her today.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 11:27 PM

Ugh... That's awful... Prayers up for the whole family.

Posted by: Erik the Redacted, Deplorable Barbarian at December 11, 2018 11:30 PM (kYa6x)

269 France can never be forgiven for the Revolution, the Commune, Napoleon, or the post-modernist movement.

Their litany of sins is endless.

-
Let's not overlook the beret.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2018 11:32 PM (+y/Ru)

270 267 France can never be forgiven for the Revolution, the Commune, Napoleon, or the post-modernist movement.

Their litany of sins is endless.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 11:30 PM (5aX2M)

But mostly that bullshit about snails and frog legs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 11, 2018 11:32 PM (PFjNT)

271 Interesting blog post about the situation in France, linked at Instapundit:

https://tinyurl.com/y76vxf4s

I am not sure I agree with all his 'This time it is different.' However, an average GDP growth of .78% over the last 50 years? Jeez.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 11:32 PM (6o8TS)

272 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 11, 2018 11:27 PM (NMAzL)

.........

The Rons and Ettes of AoSPHQ are rumored to be bawdy on Wikipedia. I say no way.

Posted by: Smaug at December 11, 2018 11:33 PM (iF4iV)

273 264; MAE, good news about the pooch. hoping for acquick recovery. rotts are cool.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 11:33 PM (KP5rU)

274 Oh and my pup is ok. Got out of surgery a few hours ago.

The removed a tumor the size of a novelty football but it appears to be non-cancerous.

Now I have a stoned Rottweiler on my floor, trying to come down from surgical drugs.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


Good thing.

Keep him face down in the pen.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 11, 2018 11:34 PM (ZejZP)

275 272 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 11, 2018 11:27 PM (NMAzL)

.........

The Rons and Ettes of AoSPHQ are rumored to be bawdy on Wikipedia. I say no way.
Posted by: Smaug at December 11, 2018 11:33 PM (iF4iV)

Hard to agree to that with a mouth full of boob.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 11, 2018 11:34 PM (xJa6I)

276 I'd do it just for the satisfaction of it! The man can't complain if his mouth is full of boob, right?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 11, 2018 11:27 PM (NMAzL

*snaps out of reading about French Elitism and popular uprisings*

Wha?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 11:34 PM (6o8TS)

277 The removed a tumor the size of a novelty football but it appears to be non-cancerous.

Now I have a stoned Rottweiler on my floor, trying to come down from surgical drugs.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 11, 2018 11:30 PM (xJa6I)

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Very happy he is OK now.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 11:34 PM (ffYR/)

278
Let's not overlook the beret.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler


Mimes

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2018 11:34 PM (LsBY9)

279 France can never be forgiven for the Revolution, the Commune, Napoleon, or the post-modernist movement.



Their litany of sins is endless.



-

Let's not overlook the beret.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2018 11:32 PM (+y/Ru)


Or the funny way they hold their cigarettes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2018 11:34 PM (QLvwG)

280 good news about the pooch. hoping for acquick recovery. rotts are cool.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 11:33 PM (KP5rU)

Thanks man

He's a pretty good dog, overall

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 11, 2018 11:35 PM (xJa6I)

281 Hard to agree to that with a mouth full of boob.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 11, 2018 11:34 PM (xJa6I)

To be fair, also hard not to agree.

Btw, glad to hear the news on the dog.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 11:35 PM (6o8TS)

282 To put in terms that Jaques would understand: the French are the moldy rind on the Enlightenment cheese.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 11:35 PM (5aX2M)

283 Or the funny way they hold their cigarettes.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2018 11:34 PM (QLvwG)

This- or the way douchebags emulate them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 11:36 PM (6o8TS)

284 I'm going to go check on him now.

Prayers up for TJM

And I'll chip in for gas money if anyone's abducting Insomniac to bring him to WA for a Nurse visit.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 11, 2018 11:36 PM (xJa6I)

285 the french can never be forgiven for the citroen.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2018 11:36 PM (KP5rU)

286 282 To put in terms that Jaques would understand: the French are the moldy rind on the Enlightenment cheese.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 11:35 PM (5aX2M)

--------

The Scottish Enlightenment had kilts!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2018 11:37 PM (deEx0)

287

I'll make a substantial donation for gas money if we can haul Insomniac up to Seattle and get his brains fucked out.


No. No. Yes, by a woman.

No. No. With a natural born vagina.

No. No. Of course with a pulse!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 11, 2018 11:37 PM (UFLLM)

288 Insomniac >>> Huh? No, I was picking out aprons. Why do you ask?

'Cause I can be nosy at times. (Did you get a nice frilly one?)

Posted by: cfo mom at December 11, 2018 11:37 PM (RfzVr)

289 Pubic hair on a coke can!

X1000000000000000

Posted by: Leftard Cacophony at December 11, 2018 11:37 PM (cjJ09)

290 Boob thread engaged. Full boob speed ahead.

Posted by: Smaug at December 11, 2018 11:37 PM (iF4iV)

291 But as I keep reminding everyone, at least the "criminal justice reform" thing will pass. So the incessant chants at Trump rallies for this reform, from spring of '16 til now, can now stop.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2018 11:24 PM (QDnY+)

I wouldn't be too sure on that, rhomboid. The Democrats will inevitably demand more and more from the Bill until it becomes incapable of passing and then, once it fails, they'll blame the GOP for shooting it down. They've done it before with GOP-proposed Gun Control legislation and I don't see any reason for them to suddenly change and let Republicans (and by extension Trump) get any semblance credit for the passage of one of their longtime priorities.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 11, 2018 11:37 PM (tYPH9)

292 France raised its security alert on Tuesday night in the wake of the shooting attack at the Christmas market in Strasbourg, AFP reports.

A gunman killed at least three people and wounded a dozen others at the famed Christmas market before fleeing the scene, authorities said.

???

They had this scum on their watch list and NOW they raise their security alert? Gotta get up pretty early in the AM to get one by them frogs ha? I bet they got the Ardennes guarded pretty well now ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2018 11:37 PM (yWXpx)

293 the french can never be forgiven for the citroen.
Posted by: chavez the hugo


That sounds awfully sour.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 11, 2018 11:38 PM (ZejZP)

294
I'd prefer Napoleon 2.0, myself.
Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus


They're coming to take him away. Ha ha.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2018 11:38 PM (aKsyK)

295 288 Insomniac >>> Huh? No, I was picking out aprons. Why do you ask?

'Cause I can be nosy at times. (Did you get a nice frilly one?)
Posted by: cfo mom at December 11, 2018 11:37 PM (RfzVr)

French maid.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2018 11:41 PM (NWiLs)

296 The Rons and Ettes of AoSPHQ are rumored to be bawdy on Wikipedia. I say no way.

Posted by: Smaug at December 11, 2018 11:33 PM (iF4iV)

Wife of Bath, or wife in the bath?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at December 11, 2018 11:42 PM (NMAzL)

297 Boob thread engaged. Full boob speed ahead.
Posted by: Smaug at December 11, 2018 11:37 PM (iF4iV)

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My contributions. Both Anne Margaret, and in no way SFW:

https://tinyurl.com/y86kdx57

https://tinyurl.com/y83td75q

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 11, 2018 11:42 PM (ffYR/)

298 With no etrog for Sukkos, any citron will do.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 11, 2018 11:43 PM (5aX2M)

299 As a side note, it is hard to find 'busty french maid' pics by searching the internet that are SFW.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 11:43 PM (6o8TS)

300

I need TP for my bunghole!

Ben come over here. And tell your sister not to wear anything... Complicated...

Posted by: Deano at December 11, 2018 11:43 PM (UFLLM)

301
They had this scum on their watch list and NOW they raise their security alert? Gotta get up pretty early in the AM to get one by them frogs ha? I bet they got the Ardennes guarded pretty well now ha?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2018 11:37 PM (yWXpx)


My thoughts anytime a LEO tells me they had someone on their watch list.

Almost like these watch lists are abso-fucking-lutely useless.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 11, 2018 11:43 PM (PFjNT)

302 The Rons and Ettes of AoSPHQ are rumored to be bawdy on Wikipedia. I say no way.

Posted by: Smaug


Whose on wikipedia?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 11, 2018 11:44 PM (ZejZP)

303 French maid.


Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2018 11:41 PM (NWiLs)

..........

Sigh, thread slides back into Citroen.

Posted by: Smaug at December 11, 2018 11:44 PM (iF4iV)

304 296 The Rons and Ettes of AoSPHQ are rumored to be bawdy on Wikipedia. I say no way.

Posted by: Smaug at December 11, 2018 11:33 PM (iF4iV)

We aren't bawdy on Wikipedia. We're bawdy right here.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2018 11:45 PM (NWiLs)

305

Building a border wall with Mexico is a 'manhood thing' for President Donald Trump, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi told members of her caucus after the issue blew up an Oval Office meeting Tuesday.

'It's like a manhood thing for him. As if manhood could ever be associated with him. This wall thing,' Pelosi told fellow Democrats in a private meeting, the Hill reported.

And she offered another analogy for the entire spectacle, saying: 'Chuck is really shouting out. I was trying to be the mom.

'I can't explain it to you. It was so wild. It goes to show you: you get into a tinkle contest with a skunk, you get tinkle all over you.'

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2018 11:45 PM (aKsyK)

306 Ok. I'll wear the frilly apron with pleasure, however be warned, any whistling or snapping of fingers is punishable by a thorough ravaging.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 11, 2018 11:45 PM (PkVlr)

307 Good choice Insomniac.

Off to bed. Got grandson duty in the morning.

Posted by: cfo mom at December 11, 2018 11:45 PM (RfzVr)

308 https://tinyurl.com/y86kdx57

https://tinyurl.com/y83td75q Mentor

You sir, are a true friend

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at December 11, 2018 11:46 PM (LOq4H)

309 306 Ok. I'll wear the frilly apron with pleasure, however be warned, any whistling or snapping of fingers is punishable by a thorough ravaging.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 11, 2018 11:45 PM (PkVlr)

I am not seeing a downside here, man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 11:46 PM (6o8TS)

310 306 Ok. I'll wear the frilly apron with pleasure, however be warned, any whistling or snapping of fingers is punishable by a thorough ravaging.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 11, 2018 11:45 PM (PkVlr)

Oh no. Don't. Please. Anything but that.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2018 11:46 PM (NWiLs)

311 You sir, are a true friend
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at December 11, 2018 11:46 PM (LOq4H)

Nude or just risque? Asking for a friend who is at work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 11:46 PM (6o8TS)

312 Will feminism finally destroy the French maid section of the local Love Stuff shop?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 11, 2018 11:47 PM (PFjNT)

313 Night cfo mom.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2018 11:47 PM (6o8TS)

314 And she offered another analogy for the entire spectacle, saying: 'Chuck is really shouting out. I was trying to be the mom.

---------

We've gone from Confucius to Retard in a single thread.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2018 11:47 PM (deEx0)

315 306 Ok. I'll wear the frilly apron with pleasure, however be