AP: CNN Pipe "Bomb" and Powder Within It Were Perfectly Harmless

Will the always-in-error-but-never-in-doubt Not-Binary Ben care to revise and correct his prior remarks about people being "deranged"?

The pipe bomb and white powder that forced an evacuation at CNN headquarters in New York City Wednesday morning were harmless, a law enforcement source told the Associated Press.

The purported explosive device was similar in construction to those sent Wednesday to former President Barack Obama, former attorney general Eric Holder, Hillary Clinton, Representative Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (D., Fla.), and Representative Maxine Waters of California. A package containing white powder was delivered later in the day.

The NYPD said the explosive devices were live during a Wednesday afternoon press conference but subsequent reporting suggests they were not functional.

All of the devices carried a parody ISIS flag featuring comedian Larry the Cable Guy’s signature slogan, "git 'er done," NBC News reported late Wednesday.

That last bit, the Git 'er Done thing, makes me think this is a false flag, and not merely a fake bomb.

It's like the Mark of Zorro, a calling card, saying "I'm a shit-kickin' hillybilly MAGA-hat wearin' Bubba, I swears it! Come and catch me, Mr. Acosta!"

Why not just wrap the "bombs" in a Kid Rock poster while you're at it?

Why not seal the envelope with sticky Kraft BBQ sauce?

Why not just add "shrapnel" in the form of Busch beer pull-tabs?

Why not include a glossy picture of Trump from The Apprentice with the words "YOU'RE FIRED" glued on it from cut-up newsprint?

Add into that:

One expert, the guy who caught the UNABomber, says this looks like it might be false flag to him. He pointed out that there was no method by which the bombs would detonate themselves -- he said something like "the recipient would have to figure out how to detonate it himself."

An expert on CNN said something like "the bombs seem to be designed to be intercepted, and not to actually harm anyone."

A self-professed expert (admittedly, his expertise is unverified) said the bombs were "silly-looking" and look like the most common type of bomb, which is a fake bomb.

Sorry guys. I am now leaning, not completely but definitely inclining, to the "False Flag" theory.

Having an open mind and not dogmatically stigmatizing, nay, anathematizing, all thoughts you didn't already have yourself -- what an idea! What an interesting method of sifting through evidence to reach unexpected conclusions!

Seems like a useful mindset for someone interested in living as rational being in a free republic where citizens are supposed to inform themselves and make their preferences and beliefs known through their representatives.

Rather than some kind of fucked-up Cult where everyone just repeats what a few Young Messiahs pronounce on Twitter.

Weird -- a Cult of Personality without any actual personality. Unless you think "Censorious C3PO" counts as a "personality."

PS, I hear, on the down low, a lot of people with prominence in the real conservative movement, not in Not-Binary Ben's corporate-funded Potemkin Village version of it, actually have had strong suspicions about this all day long but, as I'm told, "no one's allowed to say it."

Partly because of bitchy little yappy-dog Hall Monitor scolds and thought police like Ben Shapiro.

Does this slippery-assed cuck believe in the free exchange of ideas and argument or does he only believe in hysterical Twitter denunciations and purges and deplatformings?


"Facts don't care about your feeeeelings!"

-- Not-Binary Ben Shapiro, having his fourth shriekey Twitter Tourettes episode of the day

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 11:29 PM




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1 Can I email Ace directly?

I made a funny he might find funny.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 24, 2018 11:33 PM (j0dJW)

2 Read content.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 24, 2018 11:33 PM (j0dJW)

3 Didn't even tell other corgis.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 24, 2018 11:34 PM (j0dJW)

4 is it an npc thing? you can hit me at aceofspadeshq at the mail service run by google.

Posted by: ace at October 24, 2018 11:34 PM (PbpT7)

5 Because that is how I roll.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 24, 2018 11:34 PM (j0dJW)

6 Posted by: ace at October 24, 2018 11:34 PM (PbpT7)


....

No, it's on topic.

I think you might like it. Sending now.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 24, 2018 11:35 PM (j0dJW)

7 AhoyBoy will be writing breakup poetry after November 6 to Shapiro.

#BothSides

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 24, 2018 11:36 PM (hSQF+)

8 Either a hoaxer or a lunatic.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 24, 2018 11:37 PM (H5knJ)

9 Alright, who broke this thread?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 24, 2018 11:41 PM (hSQF+)

10 BTW, the MSM is pushing the lie that the 'bombs' made it to the Dem
politicians' houses when, in fact, they were all intercepted before
having been delivered to the intended houses/offices. They've been
trying to keep the lie alive by now reporting it as "they were addressed
to [whoever]" to make it seem like they got all the way to their
mailboxes but none did.

And the
other lie it looks like the MSM is pushing is trying to pretend these
were real 'bombs' when we all know now that none of them were
functional, and were in no danger of exploding.

I think they (some? most? all?) had real gunpowder in them, probably from fireworks or firecrackers, but it wasn't possible for them to be exploded as (supposedly) intended as letter-bombs but the MSM is making it sound like they were 'real' by saying they contained "explosive material" which is technically true and, yeah, if you held a blowtorch to them or you threw them into a fire, they'd explode (or just flare) while, of course, they weren't practical, actual letter-bombs.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 24, 2018 11:42 PM (Evws/)

11 Don't blame me, I was at the groomer's all day!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 24, 2018 11:42 PM (nWc4E)

12 So now the democrats are sending themselves fake bombs now.

Posted by: Mermaid at October 24, 2018 11:42 PM (Cqvu6)

13 an expert on CNN, I think, stated baldly that the bombs seemed to be designed to be intercepted.

Posted by: ace at October 24, 2018 11:42 PM (PbpT7)

14 Yeah - geniuses spent $3.00 worth of (unused) postage on a flimsy bubble-pak envelope, and all of the cheap material used to cobble together something that looks like your standard TV series "bomb".

MENSA material they ain't.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at October 24, 2018 11:43 PM (uDcBt)

15 It's a clock.

Posted by: Clock Boy at October 24, 2018 11:44 PM (nWc4E)

16 This is the over, overnight thread. Over!

Posted by: Octopussy at October 24, 2018 11:44 PM (ag8LG)

17 >>>8 Either a hoaxer or a lunatic.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

could be both.

However, this is definitely ideological, whether a false flag or a real one. A pure maniac with no particular ideological moorings, like Jared Loughner, might shoot one or two politicians, but this guy went specifically after "Trump's Enemies."

So there's definitely an ideological motive here. But whose side the fake-bomber is hoping to help, we don't know.

Posted by: ace at October 24, 2018 11:44 PM (PbpT7)

18 I made a funny he might find funny.
If it was "Shep would never be involved in a false fag operation!", I already sent that one to him.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 24, 2018 11:45 PM (Evws/)

19 I had doubts at first, but the media spectacle alone led me to believe this is an election stunt. I'm hoping its an election stunt and not the pretext to their inevitable bombing campaign.

Posted by: X-tendo Man at October 24, 2018 11:46 PM (qzLpk)

20 Ditto Boss!

Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at October 24, 2018 11:48 PM (FUJZT)

21 But how were they all delivered at relatively the same time...seems too much for a lone wolf, more like a political op

Posted by: DXO at October 24, 2018 11:48 PM (nzKWW)

22 There was no link but a commenter at Insty's said the NYT is saying it was a hoax. Anyone want to check out their homepage?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 24, 2018 11:48 PM (Evws/)

23 No.

It's a project I was working on, strangely enough, in anticipation of this revelation.

Just mockery.

Perhaps it's not that funny, I've been at work for 14 hours now on 4 hours sleep, so sometimes I amuse myself more than others. But if Ace gets a snicker out of it, than I feel like I at least made his day a bit better which would be nice given his toilet time of late.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 24, 2018 11:49 PM (j0dJW)

24 Ace-After-Dark.

Ben Shapiro can be useful, but he can also be a shrill twat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2018 11:49 PM (mntuw)

25 Trump supporters are notoriously bad at chemistry.

Posted by: Pine Tree Air Freshener at October 24, 2018 11:49 PM (rQM9Y)

26 Wait until the Dims lose in the midterms. It's going to get really ugly. Lindsay Graham was right when he said he hoped they'd never get power. They're maniacs!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 24, 2018 11:49 PM (hSQF+)

27 The timing device on a mailed package is a giveaway. Mailed bombs have contact fuses -- not the mailman will deliver it on Weds so better set it to go off in seventy two hours.

Posted by: Octopussy at October 24, 2018 11:50 PM (ag8LG)

28 So, how about his sister's tits?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2018 11:50 PM (mntuw)

29 It would be SO delicious to have this whole thing revealed as a bullshit leftist false flag op. It would make Elizabeth Warren's DNA contretemps look like political genius by comparison.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 24, 2018 11:50 PM (YqDXo)

30 >>>Ben Shapiro can be useful

for what? For repeating obvious Conventional Wisdom in his charmless robotic manner?

Posted by: ace at October 24, 2018 11:50 PM (PbpT7)

31 Ace stomps the ONT. All that rest did him good.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 24, 2018 11:50 PM (SN4NF)

32 >>>28 So, how about his sister's tits?

They are nuttable.

Posted by: ace at October 24, 2018 11:50 PM (PbpT7)

33 25 Trump supporters are notoriously bad at chemistry.
Posted by: Pine Tree Air Freshener at October 24, 2018 11:49 PM (rQM9Y)


Hey! Hey!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 24, 2018 11:50 PM (YqDXo)

34 25 Trump supporters are notoriously bad at chemistry.
Posted by: Pine Tree Air Freshener at October 24, 2018 11:49 PM (rQM9Y)

And have no access to gunpowder.

Poor sods.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2018 11:50 PM (mntuw)

35 RE: Git Er Done

An alternate explanation is that perpetrator had a sick sense of humor and wanted the victims to briefly think they were being attacked by ISIS, but look closer, "Surprise! I'm a fake ISIS bomb."

False-flagging ISIS, if you will.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 24, 2018 11:50 PM (GtG/j)

36 Hopefully, someone will ram that "Just another day in Trump's America" or whatever Cupp said down her throat if and when this turns out to be a false flag.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 24, 2018 11:51 PM (WEBkv)

37 I wonder if Shapiro was one of those that was talking cordially to ace to his face when he joined the Trump train. But talking absolute shit about him behind his back.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 24, 2018 11:51 PM (xP7Ld)

38 NPC shapiro sounds like he is talking through a kazoo.

Posted by: DXO at October 24, 2018 11:51 PM (nzKWW)

39 30 >>>Ben Shapiro can be useful

for what? For repeating obvious Conventional Wisdom in his charmless robotic manner?
Posted by: ace at October 24, 2018 11:50 PM (PbpT7)

He fights. In a kind of girlish, punctilious manner.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2018 11:51 PM (mntuw)

40 But how were they all delivered at relatively the same time...seems too much for a lone wolf, more like a political op

Yeah, cause the mail is never that reliable.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 24, 2018 11:52 PM (hSQF+)

41 The girlish, punctilious manner also leads to him shooting himself in the foot a lot though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2018 11:52 PM (mntuw)

42 >>>37 I wonder if Shapiro was one of those that was talking cordially to ace to his face when he joined the Trump train. But talking absolute shit about him behind his back.

I don't. I've never cared. I've never understood The Ben Shapiro Vortex of Charisma and Nearly-Sexual Excitement.

Posted by: ace at October 24, 2018 11:52 PM (PbpT7)

43 Did Ben Shapiro date ace's sister or something?

Posted by: grammie winger's back in Phoenix at October 24, 2018 11:53 PM (x2QnP)

44 Yay! Night-time ace! Hope you're feeling better, boss.


Ya know ace, I don't know. I figure we'll find out fairly soon who done it, so I'm not wasting any neuron activity on figuring it out myself.


What I want confirmed is that, in fact, these were completely harmless toys. No explosive material. No batteries. Nothing. I read that one LE lead said one of the "devices" used PVC, not metal, pipe - which is sort of hilarious if true.


And ISIS flags with humorous slogans? WTFF?


I think we're dealing with a MUMR here, most likely. But we'll soon see.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2018 11:53 PM (QDnY+)

45 there are people whose bad-mouthing of me bothered me. Like JeffB., oddly enough.

But Ben Shapiro? I never gave a fuck and always thought he was a twitchy little grifter.

Posted by: ace at October 24, 2018 11:53 PM (PbpT7)

46 I don't. I've never cared. I've never understood The Ben Shapiro Vortex of Charisma and Nearly-Sexual Excitement.
Posted by: ace at October 24, 2018 11:52 PM (PbpT7)

Ok, that is not an image I needed.

Like Verne Troyer with Raquel Welch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2018 11:54 PM (mntuw)

47 I would date Ben Shapiro's sister. Taking one for the team and shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 24, 2018 11:54 PM (rQM9Y)

48 47 I would date Ben Shapiro's sister. Taking one for the team and shit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 24, 2018 11:54 PM (rQM9Y)

What a brave American.

*wipes tear from eye*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2018 11:55 PM (mntuw)

49 Yes, but it could have been a real bomb, and that is what matters!

Posted by: CNN at October 24, 2018 11:55 PM (ZMWtN)

50 I went to a vortex on Sunday. The tour guide guy said I had an aura, and if I got the urge to drive to Ohio, I should act on that.

Posted by: grammie winger's back in Phoenix at October 24, 2018 11:55 PM (x2QnP)

51
More Abby (or RachelMFC), less Ben.

More Abby+Rachel. I want to compared those two together. Just to make sure and settle the question once and for all.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 24, 2018 11:55 PM (f1Vqw)

52 I think it was ODIN.

This has Barry's, um, fingerprints, or bionic impersonations of fingers, all over it.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 24, 2018 11:55 PM (qhvfK)

53 Ace- Aren't you supposed to be in bed? I mean, seriously, dammit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2018 11:56 PM (KoKdw)

54 This has Barry's, um, fingerprints, or bionic impersonations of fingers, all over it.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 24, 2018 11:55 PM (qhvfK)

You'd think a robotic hand would be a bit stronger.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2018 11:56 PM (mntuw)

55 thank you for the update, ace.

Hopefully, you get some sleep and get better soon.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 24, 2018 11:56 PM (WEBkv)

56 It looked like Don Lemonhead's boyfriend's strapon!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 24, 2018 11:56 PM (hSQF+)

57 45 there are people whose bad-mouthing of me bothered me. Like JeffB., oddly enough.

But Ben Shapiro? I never gave a fuck and always thought he was a twitchy little grifter.

Posted by: ace at October 24, 2018 11:53 PM (PbpT7)


You shouldn't. He was always an arrogant little bitch with shitty taste in music

Posted by: Buzzion at October 24, 2018 11:56 PM (cAnNx)

58 I've never understood The Ben Shapiro Vortex of Charisma and Nearly-Sexual Excitement.

Posted by: ace at October 24, 2018 11:52 PM (PbpT7)

I have a very smart, very well-informed friend who has morphed from a rabid NeverTrumper to someone who likes a lot of what Trump has done.

So when he said that he loves Ben Shapiro I was a little surprised, but I gave Shapiro another chance.

And yup...he's still a pompous asshole!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 24, 2018 11:56 PM (wYseH)

59 >>>I went to a vortex on Sunday. The tour guide guy said I had an aura, and if I got the urge to drive to Ohio, I should act on that.

I don't know what this means but i like it

Posted by: ace at October 24, 2018 11:57 PM (PbpT7)

60 The timing device on a mailed package is a giveaway.
And the timing device is a fake...

https://gab.com/NeonRevolt/posts/39709307

So, by now you've heard that none of the "bombs" delivered to Dems today actually worked.

Turns out, #Anons were able to locate the actual make and model of the clock taped to one of the bombs.

Aaaaaaand...

It doesn't even have an alarm function.

In other words, it can't count down to anything. It's literally just to make a "scary-looking" bomb prop.

If that doesn't REEEEEEK of desperation, idk what does.

#WOMPWOMP Cabal Dems. Try harder next time. Maybe get Obama to enlist some of his old "revolutionary" friends from his Ayers/Weather Underground days to help.

Hopefully you'll blow yourselves up in the proces, you miserable oxygen thieves.

[Photos shown at gab.ai link]

Posted by: andycanuck at October 24, 2018 11:57 PM (Evws/)

61 >>>You shouldn't. He was always an arrogant little bitch with shitty taste in music


no doubt. still, for whatever reason, some of this stuff bothers you, and some of it is like: Good.

Posted by: ace at October 24, 2018 11:58 PM (PbpT7)

62 Ace do you think you might have pleurisy? Don't mess around with that.

Posted by: grammie winger's back in Phoenix at October 24, 2018 11:58 PM (x2QnP)

63 My daughter has assured me that Ben Shapiro is Of The Body.

Not.

Seein'

It.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 24, 2018 11:58 PM (rQM9Y)

64 Wow, Somebody's "taking the piss" outta the Enemy!
too damn funny

Posted by: Beverly at October 24, 2018 11:58 PM (/mRQD)

65 More Abby (or RachelMFC), less Ben.



More Abby+Rachel. I want to compared those two together. Just to make sure and settle the question once and for all.

Posted by: publius,


Maybe when I get home from work.

That way I can furiously mastur........uh.......research the issue.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 24, 2018 11:58 PM (tT/X6)

66 I seem to recall the liberal, black-lives matters fool in Dallas who shot 5 cops had himself some sort of bomb.

Stupid libs can't even project right.

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 24, 2018 11:58 PM (7J5t2)

67 the media's power is their ability to alter realty: To create a New Reality out of......nothing / anything / bullsh*t

Toxic Journalism: Sick, twisted and demented, but relentless and focused and determined.

Impressive--like watching dung beetles keep on rolling those turds, then the turds become Network News

rollin', rollin', rollin'



Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at October 24, 2018 11:59 PM (9HuGt)

68 Have not seen/heard a second of Shapiro's schtick. Have seen some of his rt'd twatters stuff.


Meh. To be fair, most pundits offer very little new or interesting (or even worthwhile) to those who have background and experience in what they pontificate about. One reason I've barely paid them any attention for decades.


Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2018 11:59 PM (QDnY+)

69 Ben is a good man, he is just scared and shaken by this domestic right wing terrorist assault with these lethal weapons of mass destruction that Trump and his surrogates are using to wage war on journalist and compassionate Democrats!

Posted by: Taterhead Stelter at October 24, 2018 11:59 PM (yhf6w)

70 What I love about all this is the "Brave Free Press" has so little credibility that not one person on our side believes any of this is true, and if subjected to subtle tortures, nobody on "their" side would admit to believing any of it either.

The entire country knows it is lies all the way down. But one side still pretends to believe because they have nothing else.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 25, 2018 12:00 AM (2eKoI)

71 I finally post something funny and that thread gets stomped.

Life sucks.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 25, 2018 12:01 AM (6eEQ+)

72 @60 ... They used an Apple Newton to sync their weapons. Not Y2K compatible. The bomb is scheduled to go off in Ypres in 1918.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 25, 2018 12:01 AM (qhvfK)

73 >>>So when he said that he loves Ben Shapiro I was a little surprised, but I gave Shapiro another chance.

And yup...he's still a pompous asshole!

...

it's not just that he's pompous. It's that he's empty. He doesn't have any kind of thoughts except the surface-level kind. He's a gadget-box of cheap debate points and snappy comebacks and fairly obvious Difficult No-Win Questions.

These tactics can be memorized over the course of, what, three months, tops? This is not the same as thinking; this is like a special kind of fake artificial non-intelligece called an "Expert System" -- really just a script that resembles intelligence so long as you do not go outside the limited menu of answers and questions it is programmed for.

He is, in short, an NPC. Always has been.

I've always thought of him as "The Dumb Person's Idea of What a Smart Person Is."

PS, Friends of Hamas. Google it.

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2018 12:01 AM (PbpT7)

74 I could have deactivated all those bombs with a pencil, chewing gum, and some navel lint.

Posted by: MacGruber at October 25, 2018 12:01 AM (QLvwG)

75 Good to see your wit Ace. Don't over do it though

Posted by: Aces mom at October 25, 2018 12:01 AM (Ss+Em)

76 even though the general public did not have full information, nothing about these "bombs" seemed legitimate from the beginning.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 12:02 AM (MTjB1)

77 >>The tour guide guy said I had an aura, and if I got the urge to drive to Ohio, I should act on that.


Did you look up 'Drive to Ohio' on UrbanDictionary?

Because it's filthy.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 12:02 AM (9XYWu)

78 Oh man, if the FBI could catch some Bernie Bros behind this before the midterm elections... talk about a narrative buster!

But then I remembered... FBI.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 25, 2018 12:02 AM (SN4NF)

79 @74, don't thank me, thank the Moon's gravitational pull.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 25, 2018 12:02 AM (qhvfK)

80 76 even though the general public did not have full information, nothing about these "bombs" seemed legitimate from the beginning.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 12:02 AM (MTjB1)

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Meh. The Narrative was served.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 25, 2018 12:02 AM (rQM9Y)

81 you were able to tell that something was amiss because by early evening some newsies were starting to mention that we hand no clue who sent these and mentioning other false flag ops.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 12:03 AM (MTjB1)

82 >>>62 Ace do you think you might have pleurisy? Don't mess around with that.

could be. they told me i was badly inflamed after two and half weeks of serious coughing and bronchitis. but they didn't diagnose that.

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2018 12:03 AM (PbpT7)

83 They just want to muzzle Two Scoops! There is no muzzling The Donald! You can only hope to contain him!!!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 25, 2018 12:03 AM (hSQF+)

84 even though the general public did not have full information, nothing about these "bombs" seemed legitimate from the beginning.
Posted by: yankeefifth
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Yeah, it had an odd vibe about it. Somewhere, someone is laughing their ass off about it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2018 12:04 AM (U2TY5)

85 could be. they told me i was badly inflamed after two and half weeks of serious coughing and bronchitis. but they didn't diagnose that.


--------

I haven't been badly inflamed in decades.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 25, 2018 12:04 AM (rQM9Y)

86 Meh. The Narrative was served.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at O



not sure, did not even get 24 hours before it started to crumble.

blowback from a false flag operation will be worse than hit that would have been taken were they real.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 12:04 AM (MTjB1)

87 Bombapalooza


That's what I'm callin' it from now on.

Mocking the libs with one of their own precious suffixes.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 25, 2018 12:04 AM (QzJWU)

88 Bounce back ace is Best ace.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2018 12:04 AM (QLvwG)

89 >>could be. they told me i was badly inflamed after two and half weeks of serious coughing and bronchitis. but they didn't diagnose that.



Before you go to bed, Ace, crush some fresh garlic and rub it on your feet. Then put on 2 pair of socks and take a hot shower.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 12:04 AM (9XYWu)

90 Mike H., I agree, though I think their laughter will be short-lived, and come to a solid stop at their arraignment.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2018 12:04 AM (QDnY+)

91 most suspicious thing about entire thing was that anyone sent one to maxine waters let alone three.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 12:05 AM (MTjB1)

92 i'm drinking rum (I usually don't drink) to try to calm down my fucking diaphragm, which is spasming, for reasons I couldn't guess at.

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2018 12:05 AM (PbpT7)

93 JeffBs girl is a dirty whore!

Posted by: choogle at October 25, 2018 12:05 AM (mZ4pi)

94 I don't know about pleurisy, but one reading of Ace's Adventures in Shelving was enough for me to diagnose Palsy.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 12:05 AM (9XYWu)

95 Mike H., I agree, though I think their laughter will be short-lived, and come to a solid stop at their arraignment.
Posted by: rhomboid
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Yeah, the Feds will probably track them down.

There's nothing funny about a bomb that isn't a bomb.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2018 12:06 AM (U2TY5)

96 sounds like my younger son's pneumonia, ace

esp the coughing fits. Only being hospitalized and heavily dosed with antibiotics stopped them

Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at October 25, 2018 12:06 AM (9HuGt)

97 Hot buttered rum is best for a chest cold.

Posted by: Beverly at October 25, 2018 12:06 AM (/mRQD)

98 Before you go to bed, Ace, crush some fresh garlic and rub it on your feet.


I hope you have a shampoo that will get that out of his fur.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 25, 2018 12:06 AM (fuK7c)

99 i'm drinking rum (I usually don't drink) to try to calm down my fucking diaphragm, which is spasming, for reasons I couldn't guess at.
Posted by: ace at O




straight? don't you have a door to slam your hand in instead?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 12:06 AM (MTjB1)

100 If the guy who was shot by the deranged Lefty can't condemn them without including mythical violence from the Right, it's hard to have any sympathy for him.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 25, 2018 12:06 AM (2DOZq)

101 Higher proof is much better boss....something over 100 proof.

Seriously.

Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at October 25, 2018 12:06 AM (FUJZT)

102 i'm drinking rum (I usually don't drink) to try to calm down my fucking diaphragm, which is spasming, for reasons I couldn't guess at.
Posted by: ace
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Do you have another date with the Doc? How soon?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2018 12:07 AM (U2TY5)

103 89
>>could be. they told me i was badly inflamed after two and half
weeks of serious coughing and bronchitis. but they didn't diagnose that.




Before you go to bed, Ace, crush some fresh garlic and rub it on your feet. Then put on 2 pair of socks and take a hot shower.

Posted by: garrett


Part gypsy?

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 25, 2018 12:07 AM (tT/X6)

104 94 I don't know about pleurisy, but one reading of Ace's Adventures in Shelving was enough for me to diagnose Palsy.
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 12:05 AM (9XYWu)


At least he tried unlike that sissy bitch Ben Shapiro & Shep

Posted by: Aces mom at October 25, 2018 12:07 AM (Ss+Em)

105 >>>esp the coughing fits. Only being hospitalized and heavily dosed with antibiotics stopped them

I just got done with 10 days of antibiotics, one for 10 days and another bonus round for 5 days. (the 5 days overlapped with the end of the 10 day course.) They tell me that there is no way any bacteria, whether benevolent or maleveloent, could have survived.

They say it's now just about recovering from the damage inflicted.

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2018 12:07 AM (PbpT7)

106 There's nothing funny about a bomb that isn't a bomb

Perhaps BO can invite them over? Scholarship to MIT?

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at October 25, 2018 12:08 AM (LOq4H)

107 Before you go to bed, Ace, crush some fresh garlic and rub it on your feet. Then put on 2 pair of socks and take a hot shower.
===
don't do it, this was the plot to hereditary

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 25, 2018 12:08 AM (7J5t2)

108 >>>Do you have another date with the Doc? How soon?


I dunno when it is, beginning of November some time.

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2018 12:08 AM (PbpT7)

109 PS, I hear, on the down low, a lot of people with prominence in the real conservative movement, not in Not-Binary Ben's corporate-funded Potemkin Village version of it, actually have had strong suspicions about this all day long but, as I'm told, "no one's allowed to say it."

Because nobody wants to look like an ass when it turns out, despite the weirdness, it was some crazy right wing guy. Me, I'm okay with looking like an ass. If it's true these were nonfunctional, the likelihood someone is "raising awareness" goes up considerably. We're in clock-boy territory.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 25, 2018 12:08 AM (h2Bdk)

110 Love to see if it's some grad school asshole with a Beto sign on the front lawn.

Posted by: TexasJew at October 25, 2018 12:08 AM (c+cGk)

111 >>>straight?

Oh god no. I'm a pussy. It's cut with diet 7-Up.

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2018 12:09 AM (PbpT7)

112 ...Part gypsy?


Posted by: Puddleglum at October 25, 2018 12:07 AM (tT/X6)



Ace's Discount Driveway Sealcoat Service.


Does have a certain ring to it, doesn't it?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 25, 2018 12:09 AM (QzJWU)

113 >>Part gypsy?


Before Bed? Never.

Grandma always said :

'Feed a Fever, Starve a Gypsy -
'Those filthy, thieving bastards have it coming.'

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 12:09 AM (9XYWu)

114 89 >>could be. they told me i was badly inflamed after two and half weeks of serious coughing and bronchitis. but they didn't diagnose that.



Before you go to bed, Ace, crush some fresh garlic and rub it on your feet. Then put on 2 pair of socks and take a hot shower.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 12:04 AM (9XYWu



When do you put on the bracelet with crystals and magnets?

Posted by: buzzion at October 25, 2018 12:10 AM (cAnNx)

115 Ace, pleurisy feels like a knife in your back. Two knives if you cough. I think they put you on Cipro or comparable antibiotic for it. I can't remember, other than I wanted to die quick.


Don't mess around if you get rib or back pain.

Posted by: grammie winger's back in Phoenix at October 25, 2018 12:10 AM (x2QnP)

116 whenever we complain about this stuff we also have to point out that CNN is basically 1/2 the audience of Fox and therefore about 1/10th the influence we're complaining about.

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 25, 2018 12:10 AM (7J5t2)

117 This is our Ace on Prednisone. He will want a sub sandwich by 2 a.m.

I really hope it helps you!

Shapiro is just weird. I don't even know the meaning of smart anymore.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 25, 2018 12:10 AM (t0Z53)

118 Did they give you a nebulizer, Ace.

Albuterol Helps

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 12:10 AM (9XYWu)

119 I've told this story here before, but there was one time I got the Colorado Democrat party to shatter the windows of their headquarters, which is funny because I always wanted to throw a rock through their Obamacare propaganda that was on their windows.

It was before they passed Obamacare, and Nancy Pelosi said we were showing up at town hall meetings with swastikas. The People's Cube made a hilarious faux-propaganda poster "Organizing for National Socialist Healthcare" that had Nazis marching with Obamacare logos.

I printed the poster out on sticky paper. My intention was to stick it on the window in front of their Obamacare posters, but when I got there I chickened out. I didn't want them to scratch their windows removing it. So, I stuck it to the granite part of the building.

So I drive by the HQ the next day expecting to see someone scrubbing the wall, but the poster was still there. And the next day, and the next. Eventually, I just forgot about it.

One morning my alarm clock wakes me up tuned to the local news. "The Democrat party headquarters vandalized! All the windows smashed out! And the criminal left a calling card." Cut to the hyperventilating Democrat leader "It has Nazis! Its some kind of Nazi thing!"

It turns out she was lying. The transvestite shemale weirdo that broke all the windows just happened to do this as the cops were driving by and was arrested at the scene. Surprise, he/she/whatever worked for the DNC. The Democrats and 850KOA knew this full well and ran with the fake news. Only Michelle Malkin got to the bottom of it.

Posted by: X-tendo Man at October 25, 2018 12:10 AM (qzLpk)

120 Yes, but it could have been a real bomb, and that is what matters!
Posted by: CNN at October 24, 2018 11:55 PM (ZMWtN)

Being attacked by a huge, deadly, REAL bomb is CNN's experienced reality. Who are YOU to say otherwise.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 25, 2018 12:10 AM (GtG/j)

121 > you think you might have pleurisy?

Nah, bronchitis, but we all know ace part Phlemish.

Posted by: Krampus at October 25, 2018 12:10 AM (IhuUt)

122 Ben Shapiro is the shortest 5' 9" man in the world.

Posted by: TexasJew at October 25, 2018 12:11 AM (c+cGk)

123 It's cut with diet 7-Up.

Good to see your watching your calorie intake.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 25, 2018 12:11 AM (tT/X6)

124 Buzzzion - don't laugh. I have a lot of hippie souvenirs in my carry-on.

Posted by: grammie winger's back in Phoenix at October 25, 2018 12:11 AM (x2QnP)

125 done with 10 days of antibiotics, one for 10 days and another bonus round for 5 days. (the 5 days overlapped with the end of the 10 day course.) They tell me that there is no way any bacteria, whether benevolent or maleveloent, could have survived.

They say it's now just about recovering from the damage inflicted.

Posted by: ace at October



which antibiotic?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 12:11 AM (MTjB1)

126 >>When do you put on the bracelet with crystals and magnets?


Not during a Full Moon. Ever.

And that's not me talking. That is Medical Science.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 12:11 AM (9XYWu)

127 it's not just that he's pompous. It's that he's empty. He doesn't have any kind of thoughts except the surface-level kind. He's a gadget-box of cheap debate points and snappy comebacks and fairly obvious Difficult No-Win Questions.

These tactics can be memorized over the course of, what, three months, tops? This is not the same as thinking; this is like a special kind of fake artificial non-intelligece called an "Expert System" -- really just a script that resembles intelligence so long as you do not go outside the limited menu of answers and questions it is programmed for.

He is, in short, an NPC. Always has been.

I've always thought of him as "The Dumb Person's Idea of What a Smart Person Is."

PS, Friends of Hamas. Google it.
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2018 12:01 AM (PbpT7)


Back in the early(ish) days of blogging, there was a lot of logrolling going on. Personalities were starting to emerge, and form into cliques... I'm talking about on the right.

It's all very mean girl middle school.

I don't pay any attention to snotnosed nancies like Ben Shapiro. Couldn't pick him out of a lineup of drag queens. But I guess he fits the criteria for mean girl inclusion.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 25, 2018 12:11 AM (cY3LT)

128 They say it's now just about recovering from the damage inflicted.

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2018 12:07 AM (PbpT7)

ce qui n'a pas tué vous ne vous rendra pas plus fort

Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at October 25, 2018 12:12 AM (9HuGt)

129 Because nobody wants to look like an ass when it turns out, despite the weirdness, it was some crazy right wing guy. Me, I'm okay with looking like an ass. If it's true these were nonfunctional, the likelihood someone is "raising awareness" goes up considerably. We're in clock-boy territory.
Posted by: Ace's liver at October 25, 2018 12:08 AM (h2Bdk)

It could still be a nut. Never rule nuts out. However, the coordinated nature of multiple recipients of it speaks to organization.

The lack of actual bomb means this was never meant to do anything but raise the appearance of a bomb, for whatever reason.

Combine that with the organized nature of it and it makes you think this was a massive version of the guys from the lib college minority frat putting a noose outside their own dorm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 25, 2018 12:12 AM (mntuw)

130 Don't be afraid, Ace. Come to the dark side completely.

It's a False Flag. Deadly or otherwise, the bombs were a "terrorist" tactic. They were sent to induce a response. However, they weren't sent to induce damage in the explosive sense. It's political warfare almost assuredly distributed to alter public perception of the actual violence disseminated by the Left and the Democrat Party.

The facts are that the Left (and MFM, BIRM) have been conducting violence, MOB and rhetorical, against the GOP and Deplorables and it has changed the political dynamic that the MFM had been building WRT Blue Wave. That wave disappeared after Kavanaugh and the MOBbing was exposed.

So to redefine and re-project the facts on the ground, some Progressive activism was designed to portray The Right as the violent instigators, a self-evident lie. Working devices weren't the goal. Working the Narrative was. Totally False Flag operation.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 25, 2018 12:12 AM (6eEQ+)

131 Hope you get to feeling better, Blogmaster. Watch for drafts...a draft in the fall is like a magic carpet for germs.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 25, 2018 12:12 AM (qhvfK)

132 right, one reason it seems like a conspiracy theory is that our media doesn't really spike the football when the fake hoaxes are busted, like the guy above talking about the Denver Donks who broke their own shit.

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 25, 2018 12:12 AM (7J5t2)

133 *wonders if The Boss is still vaping...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 25, 2018 12:12 AM (CLcKT)

134 >> Ben Shapiro is the shortest 5' 9" man in the world.


No way he's 5-9!?

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 12:12 AM (9XYWu)

135 so, the left ignores its own BLM-Dallas bomber...plus let's not forget the South Park hating Muzzie who bombed himself in the NYC?

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 25, 2018 12:13 AM (7J5t2)

136 We must use extreme caution in this investigation. These megaton yield nuclear devices being deployed by deranged Trump fanatics have the capacity to upset the orbital properties of Earth leading to instability and deadly rotational spin rate perturbations...

Posted by: Dreamy James Comey at October 25, 2018 12:13 AM (yhf6w)

137 Ace's Discount Driveway Sealcoat Service.

Does have a certain ring to it, doesn't it?
-------------

Not our specialty, but we can do it:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybr6nh4b

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2018 12:14 AM (fZcn6)

138 136 We must use extreme caution in this investigation. These megaton yield nuclear devices being deployed by deranged Trump fanatics have the capacity to upset the orbital properties of Earth leading to instability and deadly rotational spin rate perturbations...
Posted by: Dreamy James Comey at October 25, 2018 12:13 AM (yhf6w)

You forgot the biblical quote.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 25, 2018 12:14 AM (mntuw)

139 122 Ben Shapiro is the shortest 5' 9" man in the world.
Posted by: TexasJew at October 25, 2018 12:11 AM (c+cGk)

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There is no ways that guy is the same height as I am.

Posted by: SMH at October 25, 2018 12:15 AM (dHUZO)

140
*sniffs, yawns, lies down*

I don't know what it is, man, but it ain't blasty stuff.

Posted by: Bomb sniffing dog at October 25, 2018 12:15 AM (fZcn6)

141
don't you have a door to slam your hand in instead?

My big sis slammed her finger in the glove compartment door once, then slammed it again cuz it didn't close.

Posted by: BJM at October 25, 2018 12:16 AM (O74hG)

142 I really hate those licorice commercials. I'm almost glad the holidays are near so the goofy booze commercials will be on.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 25, 2018 12:16 AM (hSQF+)

143 Brian's Mother: What is myrrh anyways?
Wise man: It's a kind of balm.
Brian's Mother: A bomb? For a baby?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2018 12:16 AM (QLvwG)

144 140
*sniffs, yawns, lies down*

I don't know what it is, man, but it ain't blasty stuff.
Posted by: Bomb sniffing dog at October 25, 2018 12:15 AM (fZcn6)

They need a patchouli sniffing dog.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 25, 2018 12:16 AM (2DOZq)

145 My big sis slammed her finger in the glove compartment door once, then slammed it again cuz it didn't close.
Posted by: BJM at O




lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 12:17 AM (MTjB1)

146 Ace, if you want an alky haul cure for what ails you, get you a glass of 90 proof Kentucky Straight Bourbon.

Two shots in a rocks glass, neat. Don't you dare drop an ice cube in there.

Sip, as slowly as you need, but sip. Till it's all gone.

It'll help with pain relief, and that nice warm glow? Just the thing to send you along to a peaceful night's sleep.

No Substitutes Accepted.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 25, 2018 12:17 AM (QzJWU)

147 My big sis slammed her finger in the glove compartment door once, then slammed it again cuz it didn't close.
Posted by: BJM at October 25, 2018 12:16 AM (O74hG)


That's the problem right there. Gotta take the gloves off first.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 25, 2018 12:17 AM (cY3LT)

148 Sometimes Shapiro talks so fast his full brain has to catch up. It's a theory of mine I'm mulling over.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 25, 2018 12:17 AM (6eEQ+)

149 Only desperate losers would send (pretend) bombs. We are WINNING, so - false flag. QED.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 25, 2018 12:18 AM (qUahL)

150 92 i'm drinking rum (I usually don't drink) to try to calm down my fucking diaphragm, which is spasming, for reasons I couldn't guess at.
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2018 12:05 AM (PbpT7)

the simplest cause of hiccups is bad posture. Stand up, and stand up ramrod straight, pretend the top of your head needs to touch the ceiling without raising your chin. This will stop the spasm 90% of the time.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 25, 2018 12:18 AM (jp0Bv)

151 Ace. Switch to filters.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 25, 2018 12:18 AM (PkVlr)

152 120 Yes, but it could have been a real bomb, and that is what matters!
Posted by: CNN at October 24, 2018 11:55 PM (ZMWtN)

Being attacked by a huge, deadly, REAL bomb is CNN's experienced reality. Who are YOU to say otherwise.
Posted by: Serious Cat at October 25, 2018 12:10 AM (GtG/j)


Did I mention snipers shot at me in Bosnia?

Posted by: at October 25, 2018 12:19 AM (h2Bdk)

153 >>>ce qui n'a pas tue' vous ne vous rendra pas plus fort

mais oui, evidement.

Que c'est que le meillure in la vie? Abbatre vos enemis, voir les fouret avant vous, y entendre les hurlements de les femmes.

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2018 12:20 AM (PbpT7)

154 148 Sometimes Shapiro talks so fast his full brain has to catch up. It's a theory of mine I'm mulling over.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 25, 2018 12:17 AM (6eEQ+)



So you're saying he has to buffer.

Posted by: buzzion at October 25, 2018 12:20 AM (cAnNx)

155 IIRC, I saw Shapiro on the tube once, nearly getting strangled by a some huge transvestite who was triggered that Shapiro wasn't using qxyzits preferred pronouns... Maybe the tranny wasn't so huge?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 25, 2018 12:20 AM (CLcKT)

156 It smells like a French whore house in here all of a sudden.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 25, 2018 12:20 AM (mntuw)

157 Friends of Hamas. Google it.

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2018 12:01 AM (PbpT7)

Well...that's a damning indictment of good old Ben.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 25, 2018 12:20 AM (wYseH)

158 Ace, for coughing, Mucinex DM (OTC) and Benzonatate (Rx) are your friends.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at October 25, 2018 12:21 AM (uDcBt)

159 No, not really. can't take the additional inflammation. I try a puff here and there but can't do much of it.

I have some nicorette when I really need nicotine.

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2018 12:21 AM (PbpT7)

160 153 >>>ce qui n'a pas tue' vous ne vous rendra pas plus fort

mais oui, evidement.

Que c'est que le meillure in la vie? Abbatre vos enemis, voir les fouret avant vous, y entendre les hurlements de les femmes.

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2018 12:20 AM (PbpT7)



https://youtu.be/pwODwwgE6rA

Posted by: buzzion at October 25, 2018 12:22 AM (cAnNx)

161 >>>158 Ace, for coughing, Mucinex DM (OTC) and Benzonatate (Rx) are your friends.


i used up all the former and have a bottle of the latter.

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2018 12:22 AM (PbpT7)

162 ACE WE LOVE YOU AND IT'S TIME TO GO TO BED!

Posted by: Max Power at October 25, 2018 12:22 AM (QCc6B)

163 most suspicious thing about entire thing was that anyone sent one to maxine waters let alone three.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 12:05 AM (MTjB1)

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Hmmm... Adam Housely did say FBI were called to a U.S. Postal Facility in South Central Los Angelas. Perhaps the perpetrator is from her district?

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 25, 2018 12:22 AM (GtG/j)

164 A "false flag" would be delicious, though not sure how much difference it would make.


Recall who controls the organs of disinformation.


But it would be the next jaw-dropping element in the Dems/racist-authoritarians/nutjobs' intense campaign to obliterate their own side in the mid-terms.


Something I have likened - stealing ace's immortal imagery - to an auto-train full of clown cars. The train is aflame, and derailing, and the cars are spilling off, and out of the flaming clown cars flaming clowns (with aroused wedding tackle ablaze) are spilling and running like mad.


Kavanaugh
Caravan
False flag bomb scare (yet to be confirmed)


There's only a week left - what can they come up with next? By the time they're done, Pelosi's seat will be in play.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2018 12:23 AM (QDnY+)

165 I can't smoke anything if I have bronchial issues. Sucks, but a pretty easy way to jumpstart a quitting regimen.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 12:23 AM (9XYWu)

166 didn't the fact that the bombs did not detonate suggest to everyone here that it was not a Trump supporter, or definitively rule out every moron from the hq?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 12:23 AM (MTjB1)

167 Why does it seem like the blog is getting ready to surrender to the Germans?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 25, 2018 12:23 AM (jp0Bv)

168 162 ACE WE LOVE YOU AND IT'S TIME TO GO TO BED!
We don't, stay up!

Posted by: MSM at October 25, 2018 12:24 AM (LOq4H)

169 Cannot find too much on 'Friends of Hamas' aside from gleeful New Yorker articles.

Get the gist though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 25, 2018 12:24 AM (mntuw)

170 Ace. Hydrate. Sleep.

Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at October 25, 2018 12:24 AM (0OmEj)

171 Hmmm... Adam Housely did say FBI were called to a U.S. Postal Facility in South Central Los Angelas. Perhaps the perpetrator is from her district?
Posted by: Serious Cat at O



she sent it herself

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 12:25 AM (MTjB1)

172 Will they allow you any codeine cough syrup for sleep's sake? I got a little bottle. Only needed one dose, to know I needed a half dose, and also what it meant to sleep at night. I was coughing so hard, that among other miseries, I literally cracked some cartilage in my larynx. I hate to mention pelvic floors but the down escalator was getting close to Chinese Mall YouTube video territory.

maybe it's not allowed for flu coughs, but I was glad. to have it all the same.Opioid crisis blah de blah blah... A little bit in the right amount can do a world of good.

Posted by: SarahW at October 25, 2018 12:25 AM (g1vnC)

173 >>>165 I can't smoke anything if I have bronchial issues. Sucks, but a pretty easy way to jumpstart a quitting regimen.

i've been cutting down a lot anyway (down to 1mg nicotine, down from my starting level of 12 or even 24) so I'm wondering if it's just time to quit.

but damn, I kinda want to vape.

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2018 12:25 AM (PbpT7)

174 If the bomb thing goes bust does that mean the caravan comes back to page one?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 25, 2018 12:25 AM (aKsyK)

175 entendre les hurlements de les femmes


I think I'm going to start using "hurlements" in English.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 25, 2018 12:25 AM (fuK7c)

176 How many days have you been on Prednisone, Ace?


Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 12:25 AM (9XYWu)

177 Before you go to bed, Ace, crush some fresh garlic and rub it on your feet. Then put on 2 pair of socks and take a hot shower.
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 12:04 AM (9XYWu)

Burn the witch!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 25, 2018 12:25 AM (MX7xj)

178 He fights. In a kind of girlish, punctilious manner.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2018 11:51 PM (mntuw)

They're break dance fighting!

Posted by: Vanya at October 25, 2018 12:26 AM (7PLM4)

179 Whoa...Conan the Frogonian!

Posted by: BJM at October 25, 2018 12:26 AM (O74hG)

180 There's only a week left - what can they come up with next? By the time they're done, Pelosi's seat will be in play.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2018 12:23 AM (QDnY+)

The Germans get the Reichstag fire, we get Thomas the Train engine pipe 'bombs'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 25, 2018 12:26 AM (mntuw)

181 155 IIRC, I saw Shapiro on the tube once, nearly getting strangled by a some huge transvestite who was triggered that Shapiro wasn't using qxyzits preferred pronouns... Maybe the tranny wasn't so huge?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 25, 2018 12:20 AM (CLcKT)


That was "Zoey" Tur, who is 5'8". He grabbed the back of Shapiro's neck when Ben addressed him as "sir" and said Shapiro would be going home in an ambulance.

Which made me laugh. Why would an ambulance take you home?

Posted by: at October 25, 2018 12:26 AM (h2Bdk)

182 Grape Vape. Grape Vape.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 25, 2018 12:26 AM (aKsyK)

183 >>damn, I kinda want to vape.


Gum. Take it easy on your lungs.

You should be steaming them gently, like a vagina.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 12:27 AM (9XYWu)

184 Well, Ace blew up the ONT

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 25, 2018 12:27 AM (yScAF)

185 Boogie Nights is on IFC. I never knew who Dirk Digler was when some socked the name.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 25, 2018 12:27 AM (hSQF+)

186 Gum. Take it easy on your lungs.
You should be steaming them gently, like a vagina.
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 12:27 AM (9XYWu)

Wha...huh?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 25, 2018 12:27 AM (MX7xj)

187 After a big night of drinking, Brett would spend some time practicing his hurlements.

Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh's College Roomate at October 25, 2018 12:28 AM (QLvwG)

188 Yeah, adding water vapor to lung issues is probably a bad idea.

Nicotine Lozenges. These are a God send, although they can also be rough on a sore throat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 25, 2018 12:28 AM (mntuw)

189 Not to be a dick but I'm gonna blast on a camel filter right now.

Posted by: Max Power at October 25, 2018 12:28 AM (QCc6B)

190 I saw for the first time an govt doc that used latinex.

Maddening!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 25, 2018 12:28 AM (IDhUW)

191 Another possibility: The FBI did this, using some crazy guy for entrapment. They supplied fake bombs and the plan.

Posted by: MikeN at October 25, 2018 12:29 AM (o/eHL)

192 >>Wha...huh?


Paltrow sockFAIL

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 12:29 AM (9XYWu)

193 Posted by: at October 25, 2018 12:26 AM (h2Bdk)

I shouldn't be laughing that hard at the mental image of Ben Shapiro being choked out by a transvestite

Posted by: Vanya at October 25, 2018 12:29 AM (7PLM4)

194 Three words: Sweat Lodge

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 25, 2018 12:29 AM (rQM9Y)

195 Bertram - don't forget Khashoggi.


Though that's pretty deadly dull front-page material, since nobody cares.


As I've mentioned a few times lately, I kinda don't want this campaign to end. I just want it to go on, and on.


More Kavanaugh debacles, more caravans, more Heitkamp ads placing sex assault victims in danger, more Veritas stings of dumb dishonest Dems and their staff, more insane revelations about Synema, more increasingly despicable race-baiting by Gillum, more desperate begging lying and posturing by many Dems in non-moonbat jurisdictions to pretend they're aligned with der Trumpenfuhrer.


It's really amazing, and glorious.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2018 12:30 AM (QDnY+)

196 Like I tried to tell me ma, take up Skoal if you need the tobacco.

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 25, 2018 12:30 AM (7J5t2)

197 Dear Ace of Spades,
I'm not as careful as you are. I think it's terribly obvious the libtards fake-bombed themselves so they could blame Trump's tongue.

But I get it. You're a professional.

Posted by: Booknlass at October 25, 2018 12:30 AM (01Ce/)

198 but damn, I kinda want to vape.

I think Snus is the best nicotine delivery system, though I have stopped it completely.

I'm back to alcoholism, but totally free of nicotine.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 25, 2018 12:30 AM (fuK7c)

199 False flag or not, the only sane response is to karate kick several pregnant Trump voting women and throw a huge rock through the window of a campaign headquarters. Maybe put your fingers in some old white person's salad while you're at it.

Posted by: Local Antifa HQ #139 at October 25, 2018 12:30 AM (SpIFQ)

200 buzzion: "So you're saying he has to buffer."

Heh. Could be.

I'm thinking some of his commentary is so rote that it's almost reflexive. It's not necessarily wrong until new, dynamic information needs to be instilled. But the response pattern is so ingrained, like inertia, that the full thought is never wholly processed. It's a race to get the thought out.

I think the guy is smart. I'm beginning to think, however, he isn't that smart. Either that or his self-promotion agenda and social climbing is filtering and rate-limiting his credibility even as he speeds ahead with commentary.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 25, 2018 12:30 AM (6eEQ+)

201 shouldn't be laughing that hard at the mental image of Ben Shapiro being choked out by a transvestite
Posted by: Vanya at October 25, 2018 12:29 AM (7PLM4)

----------

They're tougher than they look.

Posted by: Danny Bonaduce at October 25, 2018 12:31 AM (rQM9Y)

202 177 Before you go to bed, Ace, crush some fresh garlic and rub it on your feet. Then put on 2 pair of socks and take a hot shower.
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 12:04 AM (9XYWu)

Burn the witch!
---
I'm wondering, is this really garrett because it sounds almost reasonable.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 25, 2018 12:31 AM (IDhUW)

203 *movie announcer voice


In a world where an anti-Swamp bomb is built by AoP, Berserker, Sunk New Dawn and Jay Guevera, the question is not whether the bomb will work, or not.

The question is, will there be anything left in the world worth saving, after they pop their wee toy?

The answer is coming to a theater, NEAR YOU!




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 25, 2018 12:31 AM (QzJWU)

204 194 Three words: Sweat Lodge

Four words: I think you might be wrong.

Posted by: MSM at October 25, 2018 12:31 AM (LOq4H)

205 shouldn't be laughing that hard at the mental image of Ben Shapiro being choked out by a transvestite
Posted by: Vanya at O




why not he paid him to do it

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 12:31 AM (MTjB1)

206 The "Serious Journalists" have so destroyed their own credibility that nothing they report is going to have a negative impact on Trump's support. A portion of the populations, myself included, almost instantly discounts whatever they report.

I was skeptical as soon as I heard about the "bombs". Anyone with half a brain in their head would question it, just based on the timing before the midterms.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 25, 2018 12:31 AM (+lVUW)

207 >>>176 How many days have you been on Prednisone, Ace?


three I'm pretty sure. two days left.

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2018 12:31 AM (PbpT7)

208 Marlon Perkins: It is amazing to make a sighting of an Ewok in the dark early hours of a new day. Jim will now try to capture the Ewok and tag him for research into the theory Ewoks are behind the declining hobo population. It looks like the hobo disguise Jim is wearing works and he is sneaking up on the.. OH MY GOD TURN OFF THE CAMERA! TURN IT OFF!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 25, 2018 12:32 AM (e1mEI)

209 Oops off MSM sock

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at October 25, 2018 12:32 AM (LOq4H)

210 202 177 Before you go to bed, Ace, crush some fresh garlic and rub it on your feet. Then put on 2 pair of socks and take a hot shower.
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 12:04 AM (9XYWu)

Burn the witch!
---
I'm wondering, is this really garrett because it sounds almost reasonable.
---
Although socks then shower seems backwards so ok.......

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 25, 2018 12:32 AM (IDhUW)

211 207 >>>176 How many days have you been on Prednisone, Ace?


three I'm pretty sure. two days left.
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2018 12:31 AM (PbpT7)


---------

Segue over to black tar heroin and you'll be just fine.

Posted by: Danny Bonaduce at October 25, 2018 12:33 AM (rQM9Y)

212
Big Daily Mail News:

Megan, Duchess of Sex, makes a Minnie Pearl fashion faux pas. She left the tag on her dress:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6314025

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 25, 2018 12:33 AM (f1Vqw)

213 Rye whiskey, Honey, and Lime juice or Lemonade.
Keep trying until you get the proportions right.

Posted by: Krampus at October 25, 2018 12:33 AM (IhuUt)

214 I'm sure the first thing the noncucked would do in this instance is assemble a list of lefty bombers ( and that includes their preferred muslim citizens and "immigrants" who they want to replace us all with).

-Dallas BLM bomber
-The underwear bomber
-Boston Bombers (HOLY SHIT, no one mentioned this?)
-That guy what bombed the pentagon and started Obama's career
-Comedy Central Bomber
-Those (cough cough Muslim immigrants) mysterious (cough cough Muslim immigrants) bombs going off in New Jersey (cough cough Muslim immigrants)

so...how muh dick tate, darla?

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 25, 2018 12:33 AM (7J5t2)

215 Friends of Hamas. Google it.

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2018 12:01 AM (PbpT7)

Well...that's a damning indictment of good old Ben.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 25, 2018 12:20 AM (wYseH)

---

I was never aware of that.
Seen plenty of speeches given by Shapiro at various colleges. Enjoyed them all, especially the Q&A at the ends. Never really took to his daily show though and it's been quite a while since I had seen anything from him. Disappointing to hear about some of his current comments.

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 25, 2018 12:34 AM (v3DL/)

216 Did I ever tell ya`ll about the Biden cruise when the VP was having his way with Shapiro while hanging half out of a mid deck porthole?...

Posted by: Fluffy...Bill Kristol`s eavesdropping cat at October 25, 2018 12:34 AM (yhf6w)

217 5 days shouldn't be too bad, I am amazed they didn't give you a nebulizer.

But, Veterinary Medicine has likely come a long way since the last time I had pneumonia.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 12:34 AM (9XYWu)

218 That was "Zoey" Tur, who is 5'8". He grabbed the
back of Shapiro's neck when Ben addressed him as "sir" and said Shapiro
would be going home in an ambulance.



Which made me laugh. Why would an ambulance take you home?

Posted by: at October 25, 2018 12:26 AM


"Zoey" Tur! That's the one...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 25, 2018 12:34 AM (CLcKT)

219 You put de lime in de coconut
You drink dem both together
Put de lime in de coconut
Den you feel better

Posted by: Harry Nilsson at October 25, 2018 12:35 AM (rQM9Y)

220 Ceci n'est pas une pipe-bombe

Posted by: rene magritte at October 25, 2018 12:35 AM (Evws/)

221 205 shouldn't be laughing that hard at the mental image of Ben Shapiro being choked out by a transvestite

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a member of Clan Tur if I believe?

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 25, 2018 12:35 AM (7J5t2)

222 189 Not to be a dick but I'm gonna blast on a camel filter right now.

Posted by: Max Power at October 25, 2018 12:28 AM (QCc6B)

It doesn't bother us vapers any. Once your taste buds heal you really dont crave that campfire flavor.

Posted by: X-tendo Man at October 25, 2018 12:36 AM (qzLpk)

223 Didn't they use nebulizers in Men In Black to make people forget things?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 25, 2018 12:36 AM (rQM9Y)

224 195

As I've mentioned a few times lately, I kinda don't want this campaign to end. I just want it to go on, and on.

It's really amazing, and glorious.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2018 12:30 AM (QDnY+)


Sadly, it comes to an end in a couple weeks, and whoever faked these "bombs" may have timed it just right. It's enough time to fill the news cycle until election day (and the press will fill in the blanks as they normally do), but it may not be enough time for the FBI to discover who did it.

Imagine if Dan Rather had actually managed to keep Bush from getting reelected with his phony documents. If the Republicans lose control of the house and this turns out to be another phony "hate crime" Republicans will be spitting mad.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 25, 2018 12:37 AM (h2Bdk)

225 "Zoey" Tur, who is 5'8"

===

another brave and stunning creature, eh?

I thought this member of Clan Tur was about 6'5" with full tranny o'clock shadow.

So, a bully. a 5'8' giant picking on a 5'6" weakling. Gee, bullying does not seem to be part of the trans-mental illness. NOT!

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 25, 2018 12:37 AM (7J5t2)

226 Yes, blowing the camel is much safer than fucking the ass.

Posted by: a moslem with rabies at October 25, 2018 12:37 AM (Evws/)

227 Report away, CNN.
I don't give a f**k about:
Stormy Daniels,
Melania's Jacket,
17 year old Kavanaugh copping a feel,
Fake bombs,
Trump saying mean things about Islamic Terrorists,
Trump saying mean things about illegal aliens.
CNN has made themselves irrelevant.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 25, 2018 12:38 AM (+lVUW)

228 >>>28 So, how about his sister's tits?

They are nuttable.
Posted by: ace at October 24, 2018 11:50 PM (PbpT7)

That's a new expression for me.

"Nuttable."

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 25, 2018 12:38 AM (qUahL)

229 Big Daily Mail News:



Megan, Duchess of Sex, makes a Minnie Pearl fashion faux pas. She left the tag on her dress:



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6314025





Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 25, 2018 12:33 AM


She's a commoner, isn't she?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 25, 2018 12:38 AM (CLcKT)

230 It may still turn out that this was done by some sad, stupid mental teenager who thought he was sending a message against Antifa. But the odds seem agin it. I still remain in the "insane" group who thinks this was a set up. Cui bono? Look at the media coverage today. Who benefited? (Or thought they benefited....)

Posted by: DZouave at October 25, 2018 12:38 AM (9/QQm)

231 >>>It doesn't bother us vapers any. Once your taste buds heal you really dont crave that campfire flavor.

True. Once you really quit, like really quit, in your mind, definitionally, as in, "I'm a non-smoker," whether cold turkey or with some replacement, you don't really care about smoking. People smoked around me all the time when I quit a few years ago. didn't bother me at all.

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2018 12:38 AM (PbpT7)

232 223 Didn't they use nebulizers in Men In Black to make people forget things?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 25, 2018 12:36 AM (rQM9Y)


Did they? Can't remember.

Posted by: K at October 25, 2018 12:38 AM (h2Bdk)

233 Oh, "blasting" not "blowing". Screw you, infidel dog.

Posted by: a moslem with rabies at October 25, 2018 12:40 AM (Evws/)

234 Blowing a Camel?


I'll allow it.

Posted by: Mohammed at October 25, 2018 12:40 AM (9XYWu)

235 AP: Pipe "Bomb" and Powder Within It Were Perfectly Harmless

This reminds me of the "suspicious packages" taht were sent to a bunch of republicans just a few weeks ago. The papers said "ricin" but it was really castor beans, which are not deadly in any way, shape or form. Sure, you can make ricin from castor beans but you can make chlorine gas from salt, too ..

Where is that castor bean guy, now? Or his brother?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2018 12:40 AM (BHXAq)

236 Ace - Try Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum with Diet Dr Pepper (or diet 7-up). 96 proof but very smooth.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 25, 2018 12:40 AM (BYbUF)

237 People smoked around me all the time when I quit a few years ago. didn't bother me at all.

===

I quit cold turkey but I'll still dip from time to time. I saw in an interview that Dax and Kristen Bell dip. And Fergie and Captain Lennox dip too.

If you can find a girl who has a dancers body and dips, marry her.

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 25, 2018 12:40 AM (7J5t2)

238 >> She's a commoner, isn't she?

Even worse, an American.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 25, 2018 12:40 AM (f1Vqw)

239 Ceci n'est pas une pipe-bombe


Posted by: rene magritte at October 25, 2018 12:35 AM


*golf clap

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 25, 2018 12:41 AM (CLcKT)

240 or run. Your choice.

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 25, 2018 12:41 AM (7J5t2)

241 235 AP: Pipe "Bomb" and Powder Within It Were Perfectly Harmless

This reminds me of the "suspicious packages" taht were sent to a bunch of republicans just a few weeks ago. The papers said "ricin" but it was really castor beans, which are not deadly in any way, shape or form. Sure, you can make ricin from castor beans but you can make chlorine gas from salt, too ..

Where is that castor bean guy, now? Or his brother?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2018 12:40 AM (BHXAq)


The fact that it included castor beans makes me wonder if the sender thought he was making ricin, but was just an idiot. Or maybe he figured first-pass chemical analysis would detect the minute amounts in the bean?

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 25, 2018 12:42 AM (h2Bdk)

242 His brother is a Pollux dancer, PoP, working Alaskan cruise-ships.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 25, 2018 12:42 AM (Evws/)

243 Women dipping?


No. I'll look the other way on a tattoo, but a woman dipping? No.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 12:42 AM (9XYWu)

244 It's weird how deranged Shapiro makes people. This is about the most hardcore rant i've seen from ace, and over what?

Twatter isnt real life. His actual position on this subject is pretty fair dinkum.

Posted by: Allan at October 25, 2018 12:43 AM (eEEXt)

245 238 >> She's a commoner, isn't she?

Even worse, an American.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 25, 2018 12:40 AM (f1Vqw)


The Brits can keep her SJW ass.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 25, 2018 12:43 AM (h2Bdk)

246 Even worse, an American.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 25, 2018 12:40 AM



Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 25, 2018 12:44 AM (CLcKT)

247 the simplest cause of hiccups is bad posture. Stand up, and stand up ramrod straight, pretend the top of your head needs to touch the ceiling without raising your chin. This will stop the spasm 90% of the time.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 25, 2018 12:18 AM (jp0Bv)

I love this place. It's a treasure trove.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 25, 2018 12:44 AM (qUahL)

248 Pretty damned clear that this is a stunt, or hoax, not real "bimbs" (per Inspector Clouseau).

And most likely a false flag op, based simply upon "Cui Bono?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2018 12:44 AM (KHhgg)

249 Daredevil Season 3:

1. Best acting of any Marvel Netflix ever.
2. Karen Paige and Foggy are finally interesting.
3. Inconsistent fight choreography is frustrating.
4. Less than the sum of it's parts, feels like a cynical product.

A must see if you love, like, or tolerate Marvel Netflix. Not perfect by any means. A lot of great moments.

Posted by: Max Power at October 25, 2018 12:45 AM (QCc6B)

250 Heck they're already figuring out these fake bombs are a manufactured crisis. It shouldn't take long. Look how the Real FBI made short work of the Cavenaugh investigation.

The stupid alien invasion column's dispersal is going to be a Red Sea moment in our history where we get to stand back and watch Gods deliverance of ...Trump and us and our country

Posted by: Booknlass at October 25, 2018 12:45 AM (01Ce/)

251 I have heard a spoonful of lemon juice will take care of the problem. Never had a bottle handy when I actually have the hiccups.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 25, 2018 12:45 AM (mntuw)

252 The fact that it included castor beans makes me wonder if the sender thought he was making ricin, but was just an idiot. Or maybe he figured first-pass chemical analysis would detect the minute amounts in the bean?

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 25, 2018 12:42 AM (h2Bdk)


Who knows. It just seemed really retarded. I never followed up on it to find out what it was all about. But the way they reported it was just pretty funny, in a totally clueless sort of way.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2018 12:45 AM (BHXAq)

253 Never had a bottle handy when I actually have the hiccups.


That's why I laught at the booze advice in this thread. The booze to drink is the booze you have. Liquor stores aren't open now.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 25, 2018 12:46 AM (fuK7c)

254 you know, meagain forgot the most important rule of media relations, never get high on your own supply.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 25, 2018 12:47 AM (MTjB1)

255 249 Daredevil Season 3:

1. Best acting of any Marvel Netflix ever.
2. Karen Paige and Foggy are finally interesting.
3. Inconsistent fight choreography is frustrating.
4. Less than the sum of it's parts, feels like a cynical product.

A must see if you love, like, or tolerate Marvel Netflix. Not perfect by any means. A lot of great moments.



Posted by: Max Power at October 25, 2018 12:45 AM (QCc6B)


Iron Fist and Luke Cage have both been cancelled. Jessica Jones at least gets a season 3 and Punisher a season 2. But I think they hit their saturation point.

Posted by: buzzion at October 25, 2018 12:47 AM (cAnNx)

256 ...
The Brits can keep her SJW ass.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 25, 2018 12:43 AM (h2Bdk)



Bitch got Prince Harry, WARRIOR, to forego hunting.

His balls, her purse.

Shameful.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 25, 2018 12:47 AM (QzJWU)

257 Being immediately presented specifics about the devices, including unblurred photos of the envelope and at least one device, and the specific targets and details of how the devices were delivered...

Can anyone point to similar details about any other (attempted or successful) bombing? Any?!

And I'll just say it right now. There was collusion between FLE, Media, and Democrat operatives to bake the cake and and present it at the proper time for maximum effect.

Posted by: Schatten Lauf at October 25, 2018 12:47 AM (kSphN)

258 The rare over-ONT, and I was there to see it!

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at October 25, 2018 12:47 AM (1FhAQ)

259 251 I have heard a spoonful of lemon juice will take care of the problem. Never had a bottle handy when I actually have the hiccups.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 25, 2018 12:45 AM (mntuw)


and a spoonful of Cocaine makes the medicine, go down...

the medicine go down..... medicine, go down...

Posted by: the REAL Marry Poppins at October 25, 2018 12:48 AM (NgKpN)

260 Thinking 'Conan The Barbarian' dubbed in French would be an entirely different flick, like a gay porno, maybe...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 25, 2018 12:48 AM (CLcKT)

261 I always told my kids, when they had the hiccups, hold your breathe for 5 min. If you try, eventually it works.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 25, 2018 12:48 AM (IDhUW)

262 We know more about this whole clusterfuck now than we know about the Las Vegas shooting almost a year later.

That one still piques my interest.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 25, 2018 12:49 AM (mntuw)

263 If The Hill's tweet is accurate (granted, a major risk), our boy Romney isn't even waiting to be sworn in before damaging the country and beclowning himself:


"Hate acts follow hate speech"


Um - small objection, there is no such fucking thing as "hate speech", you idiot. What are you, some low-IQ undergraduate marinating in insane nonsense at a "university"?


Sasse and Romney, alone, are enough to make a GOP tsunami in the Senate (58 seats) a necessity for national survival.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2018 12:49 AM (QDnY+)

264 I have heard a spoonful of lemon juice will take care of the problem. Never had a bottle handy when I actually have the hiccups.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 25, 2018 12:45 AM (mntuw)


I always have lemon juice around. I make a lot of humus.

I can't remember the last time I had the hiccups.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2018 12:49 AM (BHXAq)

265 *movie announcer voice





In a world where an anti-Swamp bomb is built by AoP, Berserker, Sunk
New Dawn and Jay Guevera, the question is not whether the bomb will
work, or not.



The question is, will there be anything left in the world worth saving, after they pop their wee toy?



The answer is coming to a theater, NEAR YOU!









Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 25, 2018 12:31 AM (QzJWU)


If anything, mine would be chromed and have a wicked sound track.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2018 12:50 AM (9Om/r)

266 wait, so are we hanging out here or in the ONT?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 25, 2018 12:51 AM (GBteo)

267 The stupid alien invasion column's dispersal is going to be a Red Sea moment in our history where we get to stand back and watch Gods deliverance of ...Trump and us and our country
Posted by: Booknlass at October 25, 2018 12:45 AM (01Ce/)

I hear what you're saying, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 25, 2018 12:51 AM (qUahL)

268 266 wait, so are we hanging out here or in the ONT?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 25, 2018 12:51 AM (GBteo)

We are a divided Horde.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 25, 2018 12:51 AM (mntuw)

269 I, for one, welcome the enstompening of the ONT. Well, for once in forever anyway. Keeps us on our toes.

Posted by: scottst at October 25, 2018 12:51 AM (mDrEG)

270 So there's definitely an ideological motive here. But whose side the fake-bomber is hoping to help, we don't know.
Posted by: ace at October 24, 2018 11:44 PM (PbpT7)

Cui Bono? Does the right benefit from a rash of fake bombs sent out to prominent leftards? No way, Jose. Unless, in what would seem to be an extremely unlikely scenario, the squishy middle can be convinced that it was a leftard who sent the bombs. And you would pretty much have to have a live perp, confessing on live TV, for that to happen.

But a leftard, or conspiracy of leftards, could send those fake bombs out, posing as Trump supporters, and all the Left, and much of the squishy middle, will be all too ready to accept that as Gospel. And they don't have to catch a perp at all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2018 12:52 AM (KHhgg)

271 wait, so are we hanging out here or in the ONT?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 25, 2018 12:51 AM (GBteo)


The top thread is always the place to be ... except for a few hours on Saturdays.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2018 12:52 AM (BHXAq)

272 wait, so are we hanging out here or in the ONT?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 25, 2018 12:51 AM (GBteo)

Just the cool dudes.

Posted by: Max Power at October 25, 2018 12:52 AM (QCc6B)

273 263 If The Hill's tweet is accurate (granted, a major risk), our boy Romney isn't even waiting to be sworn in before damaging the country and beclowning himself:


"Hate acts follow hate speech"


Um - small objection, there is no such fucking thing as "hate speech", you idiot. What are you, some low-IQ undergraduate marinating in insane nonsense at a "university"?


Sasse and Romney, alone, are enough to make a GOP tsunami in the Senate (58 seats) a necessity for national survival.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2018 12:49 AM (QDnY+)



I think it's just further proof that the senate for this carpetbagging dickbag is just a resume enhancer for his next shot at the presidency. He has no interest in representing the people of Utah.

Posted by: buzzion at October 25, 2018 12:52 AM (cAnNx)

274 Schatten Lauf, dunno about collusion for political purposes involving federal LE, but your exact point hit me this morning, and I've talked about it with several friends.


This seems highly, highly unusual - details, even photos, of devices and delivery methods being revealed within *hours* of the first news breaking? WTF? Also cannot think of any comparable situation in which this sort of info wasn't withheld for days, even weeks, as part of normal investigative tactics.


Unless I'm missing something, this is extremely strange. And that comment above is the first mention I've seen of this on the interwebz.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2018 12:52 AM (QDnY+)

275
"Hate acts follow hate speech"


Um - small objection, there is no such fucking thing as "hate speech", you idiot
------

This gets to the root of the problem.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 25, 2018 12:52 AM (IDhUW)

276 I just had to come to the HQ and gloat with you guys about how obviously idiotic Hillary and Obama's bombs scare was.


Haha haha! G'night

Posted by: Booknlass at October 25, 2018 12:53 AM (01Ce/)

277 We are a divided Horde.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 25, 2018 12:51 AM (mntuw)

A divided Horde is a conquered Horde.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 25, 2018 12:53 AM (GBteo)

278 We are a divided Horde.


Should go attack the other ones, take their women and burn their crops, or is it too late on a school night already?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 25, 2018 12:54 AM (fuK7c)

279 I have heard a spoonful of lemon juice will take care of the problem. Never had a bottle handy when I actually have the hiccups.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 25, 2018 12:45 AM (mntuw)

Eat a whole lemon.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 25, 2018 12:54 AM (qUahL)

280 Ben Shapiro said he would have given his right arm for me after mine was torn off..

Posted by: Michelle Fields at October 25, 2018 12:54 AM (0Ntuf)

281 Women dipping?





No. I'll look the other way on a tattoo, but a woman dipping? No.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 12:42 AM (9XYWu)


Dipping? What kind of dipping?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2018 12:54 AM (9Om/r)

282 You cure hiccups by drinking water from the farther side of the glass.
Duh.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 25, 2018 12:54 AM (t0Z53)

283 A divided Horde is a conquered Horde.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 25, 2018 12:53 AM (GBteo)

No one tell Robert E Lee.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 25, 2018 12:54 AM (mntuw)

284 Well, either way, we have:

a) some harmless fake bombs a la the fake anthrax sent to Trumps family and other politicians. Not really funny, but, eh, not a huge deal in the grand scheme of things I guess

or

b) a false flag person trying to set a narrative before the midterms.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 25, 2018 12:54 AM (GBteo)

285 Wiley E. Coyote NPC meme stat! With the Road Runner as DJT.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 25, 2018 12:54 AM (yScAF)

286 270 So there's definitely an ideological motive here. But whose side the fake-bomber is hoping to help, we don't know.
Posted by: ace at October 24, 2018 11:44 PM (PbpT7)

Cui Bono? Does the right benefit from a rash of fake bombs sent out to prominent leftards? No way, Jose.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2018 12:52 AM (KHhgg)


Que? Leave me out of this.

Posted by: Jose at October 25, 2018 12:55 AM (h2Bdk)

287 ...
If anything, mine would be chromed and have a wicked sound track.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2018 12:50 AM (9Om/r)



And a few wee drops of oil on the ground, right at the back end of the clutch cover.

/wickedgrin



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 25, 2018 12:55 AM (QzJWU)

288 Hate acts follow hate speech

What's a "hate act"? Is that a rap thing?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2018 12:56 AM (BHXAq)

289 What I want confirmed is that, in fact, these were completely harmless toys. No explosive material. No batteries. Nothing. I read that one LE lead said one of the "devices" used PVC, not metal, pipe - which is sort of hilarious if true.


And ISIS flags with humorous slogans? WTFF?


I think we're dealing with a MUMR here, most likely. But we'll soon see.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2018 11:53 PM (QDnY+)

A PVC pipe bomb, if it exploded, would send dagger-like shards of PVC flying for a few yards. Could be lethal to the poor dumb fuck in whose hands it exploded. Steel pipe would create more jagged shrapnel that could fly for dozens of yards.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2018 12:56 AM (KHhgg)

290 I never closed on the false-flag idea either.

But it did have some things going for it, like that bombs >> mobs.

So I thought there was more than a little motivation to it.

Now, that it appears that they could have gotten hurt more from mobs instead of the "bombs", I've even got more confidence in the false-flag theory.

Of course, it could even be a false-flag-false-flag, which actual Trumpers (or even Trump himself) sending harmless bomb-like things, to make it look like Dems did it.

That would be appropriate for the student of Sun Screw You Too.

Posted by: Axeman at October 25, 2018 12:56 AM (vDqXW)

291 a) some harmless fake bombs a la the fake anthrax sent to Trumps family and other politicians. Not really funny, but, eh, not a huge deal in the grand scheme of things I guess

or

b) a false flag person trying to set a narrative before the midterms.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 25, 2018 12:54 AM (GBteo)

My problem with A is that the response to the event was very prepared, quick and in unison. If this was a spontaneous event (which I highly doubt) they really are NPCs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 25, 2018 12:56 AM (mntuw)

292 Dipping? What kind of dipping?


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2018 12:54 AM


Reckon you ain't from around here, are ya?

Hell, even I what 'dipping' is!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 25, 2018 12:56 AM (CLcKT)

293 Arizona has been the underperformer WRT "conservative" Senators. Utah, in violation of state religion, is now saying, "Hold my beer."

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 25, 2018 12:56 AM (6eEQ+)

294 Take my grandma's cure, Ace:

Two aspirins, orange juice, and an enema.

(I was never sick around my grandma)

Posted by: Sooner at October 25, 2018 12:56 AM (i4EyC)

295 *...I KNOW what...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 25, 2018 12:57 AM (CLcKT)

296 And a few wee drops of oil on the ground, right at the back end of the clutch cover.



/wickedgrin







Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at October 25, 2018 12:55 AM (QzJWU)


My bikes don't leak. I'm a professional you know. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2018 12:58 AM (9Om/r)

297 ...Dipping? What kind of dipping?


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2018 12:54 AM (9Om/r)




Ranch.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 25, 2018 12:58 AM (QzJWU)

298 Dipping? What kind of dipping?




Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2018 12:54 AM


Reckon you ain't from around here, are ya?

Hell, even I what 'dipping' is!


Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 25, 2018 12:56 AM (CLcKT)


No, I'm from jersey. Its twilight zone on the beach.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2018 12:59 AM (9Om/r)

299 True. Once you really quit, like really quit, in your mind, definitionally, as in, "I'm a non-smoker," whether cold turkey or with some replacement, you don't really care about smoking. People smoked around me all the time when I quit a few years ago. didn't bother me at all.
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2018 12:38 AM (PbpT7)

----------

I had a different but similar experience. Spent two weeks in the hospital 2 years ago. No chance of being able to smoke at all. My body and mind just seemed to accept it. No real cravings.

The afternoon I was told I was being released in the morning, the craving came back big. By morning, I would have cut a bitch to smoke one.

I still vape, but man, that was a wild experience.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 25, 2018 12:59 AM (I16G8)

300 291 a) some harmless fake bombs a la the fake anthrax sent to Trumps family and other politicians. Not really funny, but, eh, not a huge deal in the grand scheme of things I guess

or

b) a false flag person trying to set a narrative before the midterms.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 25, 2018 12:54 AM (GBteo)

My problem with A is that the response to the event was very prepared, quick and in unison. If this was a spontaneous event (which I highly doubt) they really are NPCs.


Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 25, 2018 12:56 AM (mntuw)



Like stealing something in Skyrim and every guard in Whiterun immediately knows you're wanted.

Posted by: buzzion at October 25, 2018 12:59 AM (cAnNx)

301 You kind of wonder why they have not come out with Bacon flavored chewing tobacco. It's all mint and wintergreen stuff.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 25, 2018 12:59 AM (mntuw)

302 The NeverTrumpers are called FredoCons by Kurt Schlicter but there surely are the CarloCons...

You know, the no-talent hangers on who only has what he has because of marriage into the family, the bitter loser who is working with the enemies of The Family out of spite...

The ones who are finally confronted and trapped, and told "Bill Kristol is done... so are David French... Jonah Goldberg... Max Boot.... Moe Rubin...."

Posted by: kbdabear at October 25, 2018 01:00 AM (0Ntuf)

303 A PVC pipe bomb, if it exploded, would send dagger-like shards of PVC flying for a few yards. Could be lethal to the poor dumb fuck in whose hands it exploded. Steel pipe would create more jagged shrapnel that could fly for dozens of yards.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2018 12:56 AM (KHhgg)


I doubt you'd get much of an explosion from PVC. The whole point of using a pipe is the internal pressure can get very high before the casing ruptures. A PVC pipe bomb might just rupture and burn.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 25, 2018 01:00 AM (h2Bdk)

304 >>Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2018 12:58 AM (9Om/r)


Yo Bers - If I can hook you up - you want to test drive some Kinman Humbuckers for a bit and let me know your thoughts?

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 01:00 AM (9XYWu)

305 Schatten Lauf: "Being immediately presented specifics about the devices, including unblurred photos of the envelope and at least one device, and the specific targets and details of how the devices were delivered..."

Now that you mention it, it's like being struck by lightning. That's never happened. These things are kept quiet while the investigators get a handle on things. Obviously the investigation has barely gotten out of bed while facts are on the other side of the globe.

Yeah, this is a giant red flag. I can't see beyond it now.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 25, 2018 01:01 AM (6eEQ+)

306 Lotsa fun. I wish my posts would take. All those red symbols went I push post so disheartening.

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at October 25, 2018 01:01 AM (YpRda)

307 A divided Horde is a conquered Horde.

Actually a classic pincer movement.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at October 25, 2018 01:01 AM (LOq4H)

308 No, I'm from jersey. Its twilight zone on the beach.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2018 12:59 AM


I know! I'z jus' messin' whicha...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 25, 2018 01:01 AM (CLcKT)

309 Whoa. It worked.

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at October 25, 2018 01:01 AM (YpRda)

310 Yeah, this is a giant red flag. I can't see beyond it now.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 25, 2018 01:01 AM (6eEQ+)

Almost like they had everything ready to go as soon as the firing pistol sounded?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 25, 2018 01:02 AM (mntuw)

311 306 Lotsa fun. I wish my posts would take. All those red symbols went I push post so disheartening.

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at October 25, 2018 01:01 AM (YpRda)


Apple device?

Go to Settings. General. Keyboards. Turn off Smart Punctuation.

Posted by: buzzion at October 25, 2018 01:02 AM (cAnNx)

312 "Humbucker? I hardly knew 'er."

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 25, 2018 01:02 AM (yScAF)

313 305 Schatten Lauf: "Being immediately presented specifics about the devices, including unblurred photos of the envelope and at least one device, and the specific targets and details of how the devices were delivered..."

Now that you mention it, it's like being struck by lightning. That's never happened. These things are kept quiet while the investigators get a handle on things. Obviously the investigation has barely gotten out of bed while facts are on the other side of the globe.

Yeah, this is a giant red flag. I can't see beyond it now.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 25, 2018 01:01 AM (6eEQ+)


I wonder if it was released by the FBI or by the recipient. If the latter, well, it's easy to open a package if you know the "bomb" isn't actually, you know, a bomb. Then you take a nice picture for social media before you call the FBI and put on your best hysterical voice.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 25, 2018 01:04 AM (h2Bdk)

314 Yo Bers - If I can hook you up - you want to test drive some Kinman Humbuckers for a bit and let me know your thoughts?

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 01:00 AM (9XYWu)

He makes humbuckers? Like gibson size humbuckers? Every time I ever heard of his pickups it was based on fender style stuff. Put it this way, I have never heard a metal guitar player say Duuuude gotta try some kinmans. lol
Seriously though, he makes gibson style buckers?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2018 01:04 AM (9Om/r)

315 Speaking of pincer, brb, gotta take a Shapiro

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 25, 2018 01:04 AM (SxBH1)

316 >>Seriously though, he makes gibson style buckers?


Yeah, he makes humbuckers and it looks like a friend of mine is going to be doing N. American Distributorship for him.

So, Samples!

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 01:06 AM (9XYWu)

317 I would think results from a PVC pipe bomb would vary tremendously, depending on exact construction, and reinforcement, and especially the "speed" of the explosive fuel.


Speaking of bombs, and quite OT, bet ya didn't know how the 509th Composite Group (squadron that dropped the Bombs) first loaded the practice/R and D inert bombs ("pumpkins") on their B-29s, before the Corps of Engineers built them some custom infrastructure.


They put huge tarps over the tail section, and crewmen pulled downward, lifting the aircraft's nose enough to roll a dolly with the 10,000-lb bomb on it *under* the nosewheel (bomb bay doors prevented a side-ways approach) back under the open bomb bay.


"The nuclear age"

Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2018 01:07 AM (QDnY+)

318 Aetius451AD: "Almost like they had everything ready to go as soon as the firing pistol sounded?"

Yup.

One day after GOP early voting turnout was Trumping the Democrats almost everywhere, BTW.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 25, 2018 01:07 AM (6eEQ+)

319 Before I slip into unconsciousness

Miley, let's just co write the newsletter. If only I could retire.

Posted by: Booknlass at October 25, 2018 01:07 AM (01Ce/)

320 I know! I'z jus' messin' whicha...


Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 25, 2018 01:01 AM (CLcKT)

yeah but, WTF is dipping??? Dipping their boobs in my face? Dipping the joint in hash oil? etc etc

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2018 01:07 AM (9Om/r)

321 : buzzion at October 25


I've been frustrated since I bought this iPad Pro for Christmas. I am very grateful for your help.

Leaning with Ace a grand pleasure.

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at October 25, 2018 01:07 AM (YpRda)

322 My problem with A is that the response to the event was very prepared, quick and in unison. If this was a spontaneous event (which I highly doubt) they really are NPCs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 25, 2018 12:56 AM (mntuw)

No doubt NPC's.

They've definitely got pre-planned and immediately coordinated scripts for any imaginable scenario.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 25, 2018 01:08 AM (GBteo)

323
You are not supposed to use PVC pipe for compressed air lines. The compressibility of air can throw shards for a good bit, unlike water under pressure.

It's against OSHA and other codes (save underground or concrete). That said, guess what I've used out in my shop? Heh.

I've heard of PVC air pipe bursting under pressure, but I don't know if anyone has ever been hurt by it. It's very possible, I'm sure.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 25, 2018 01:08 AM (f1Vqw)

324 I'm beginning to think CNN minions sent the hoax bombs. It clearly fits their modus operandi.
F*ck the MFM.

Posted by: Case, who ponders the neon Red Pegasus atop the Magnolia Building at October 25, 2018 01:10 AM (XWvgx)

325 >>You are not supposed to use PVC pipe for compressed air lines.


...or for Butt Funnels.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 01:10 AM (9XYWu)

326 Yeah, he makes humbuckers and it looks like a friend of mine is going to be doing N. American Distributorship for him.



So, Samples!

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 01:06 AM (9XYWu)


Ohhhh, well then. Put me down for something in the nuke class. Something that peals paint, pisses off the neighbors, and can start/end small wars. If he don't make anything like that, I would do something PAF like.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2018 01:11 AM (9Om/r)

327 5 >>You are not supposed to use PVC pipe for compressed air lines.

Great for bongs, back in the day.

Go Bears

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at October 25, 2018 01:11 AM (YpRda)

328 again.

12 Bombs, to 4 different states, on the same day?

It's all bullshit.

It was all EVER bullshit.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 25, 2018 01:11 AM (W4d0T)

329 Before I slip into unconsciousness

Miley, let's just co write the newsletter. If only I could retire.
Posted by: Booknlass at October 25, 2018 01:07 AM (01Ce/)

If I can ever assemble some self-discipline, Booknlass, I would be delighted! Meanwhile, I'll note any flashes of brilliance that may come to me. Time for a new post!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 25, 2018 01:12 AM (qUahL)

330 Ace's liver: "I wonder if it was released by the FBI or by the recipient..."

I dunno, but if it was FBI, then that's a firin'.

Most likely recipients or a sympathetic to the recipients who might have known a little somethin' somethin' was in the works.

Again, as noted previously, I've never heard of such info getting out unfiltered so quickly. It's hypersonically fast.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 25, 2018 01:12 AM (6eEQ+)

331 >> Put me down for something in the nuke class. Something that peals paint, pisses off the neighbors, and can start/end small wars. If he don't make anything like that, I would do something PAF like.



That was pretty much what I was going to request on your behalf!

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 01:12 AM (9XYWu)

332 Berserker, pretty sure dipping means dipping tobacco here.


garrett announced he's not a fan of chicks who "dip"


Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2018 01:12 AM (QDnY+)

333 325 >>You are not supposed to use PVC pipe for compressed air lines.

And for hydraulics, IT'S RIGHT OUT!

Posted by: M Python at October 25, 2018 01:12 AM (LOq4H)

334 yeah but, WTF is dipping??? Dipping their boobs in my face? Dipping the joint in hash oil? etc etc


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2018 01:07 AM


Chewing tobacco...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 25, 2018 01:13 AM (CLcKT)

335 Another possibility: The FBI did this, using some crazy guy for entrapment. They supplied fake bombs and the plan.
Posted by: MikeN at October 25, 2018 12:29 AM (o/eHL)

That's just crazy talk!

Posted by: zombie Marinus van der Lubbe at October 25, 2018 01:13 AM (KHhgg)

336 >>12 Bombs, to 4 different states, on the same day?



Maybe USPS is getting their shit together.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 01:13 AM (9XYWu)

337 253 Never had a bottle handy when I actually have the hiccups.


That's why I laught at the booze advice in this thread. The booze to drink is the booze you have. Liquor stores aren't open now.
----
Trying to get rid of hiccups, that's what I'm doing.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 25, 2018 01:14 AM (IDhUW)

338 The loons actually believed a barely seen video was responsible for Benghazi, so at least they're being consistently dense by blaming Prez Trump for whatever is occurring this week.

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at October 25, 2018 01:14 AM (YpRda)

339 I'm still willing to wait until they have a body to find out "whodunit".


The shocking release of info has been, I believe, from various sources, incl. local LE. I haven't followed it that closely, but that's what I recall. "law enforcement sources" cite for some of the info.


Anyway, I have no idea *what* this highly unusual course of events tells us, it's just that it's highly unusual.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2018 01:15 AM (QDnY+)

340 Berserker, pretty sure dipping means dipping tobacco here.





garrett announced he's not a fan of chicks who "dip"







Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2018 01:12 AM (QDnY+)

Ok, yeah nobody does that here that I know of, pretty rare really. As far as chicks go, I can see garret's point. Who needs a stained man-root.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2018 01:16 AM (9Om/r)

341 rhomboid: "garrett announced he's not a fan of chicks who 'dip'"

Good call. I'd be proud to have him as my wingman.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 25, 2018 01:16 AM (6eEQ+)

342 " the Git 'er Done thing, makes me think this is a false flag"

I'd say the tell is right on the front of the envelope: the envelope is plastered with waving American flag stamps. Too clever by half.

Posted by: ThOR at October 25, 2018 01:16 AM (cyLus)

343 Trying to get rid of hiccups, that's what I'm doing

Hold breath, take pulse, count heartbeats to 30 while holding breath.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at October 25, 2018 01:16 AM (LOq4H)

344 In most Commonwealth nations (except Canadia, of course!) "dipping" refers to the practise of women putting the lids from pudding cups on their nipples as a celebratory act...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 25, 2018 01:17 AM (CLcKT)

345 Someone with photoshop chops should put the NPC face on a pipe bomb. The left would lose it!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 25, 2018 01:17 AM (hSQF+)

346 That was pretty much what I was going to request on your behalf!

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 01:12 AM (9XYWu)

Very cool. I'm curious if he uses ceramic or Alnico magnets.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2018 01:18 AM (9Om/r)

347 As long as no one got sent a pressure cooker I think we're okay.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2018 01:19 AM (BHXAq)

348 "dipping" refers to the practise of women putting the lids from pudding cups on their nipples as a celebratory act..."

What flavor? Al Roker needs to know.

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at October 25, 2018 01:19 AM (YpRda)

349 Someone with photoshop chops should put the NPC face on a pipe bomb. The left would lose it!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 25, 2018 01:17 AM (hSQF+)

OH YES THEY WOULD!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 25, 2018 01:20 AM (qUahL)

350 >>"dipping" refers to the practise of women putting the lids from pudding cups on their nipples as a celebratory act..."

------------------------------

That leads to dove-fucking.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 25, 2018 01:20 AM (f1Vqw)

351 343 Trying to get rid of hiccups, that's what I'm doing

Hold breath, take pulse, count heartbeats to 30 while holding breath.
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at October 25, 2018 01:16 AM (LOq4H)
---
Thanks rat,
Conversely, I could slap a hot iron to it,etc,etc

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 25, 2018 01:20 AM (IDhUW)

352 155 That tranny was Katie Tur's (MSNBC anchor) transsexual helicopter pilot father!

Posted by: Baldy at October 25, 2018 01:20 AM (lHZp3)

353 I'll get you as much of the specs as he lets out. I don't know if he makes a metal model.

But - I will request something that is against all the articles of the Geneva Conventions.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 01:20 AM (JufQ0)

354 Nite all.

Work beckons tomorrow, be well.

Posted by: Farmer at October 25, 2018 01:20 AM (yJ1e6)

355 GDP numbers on the 26th. What the over/under?

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at October 25, 2018 01:21 AM (YpRda)

356 349 Someone with photoshop chops should put the NPC face on a pipe bomb. The left would lose it!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 25, 2018 01:17 AM (hSQF+)

OH YES THEY WOULD!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 25, 2018 01:20 AM (qUahL)
----
Entertainment at its finest!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 25, 2018 01:22 AM (IDhUW)

357 >>>What flavor? Al Roker needs to know.

Chocolate, if I'm licking them myself.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 25, 2018 01:22 AM (qUahL)

358 Conversely, I could slap a hot iron to it,etc,etc

LOL, but, not a joke, works for me about 90 percent of the time.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at October 25, 2018 01:22 AM (LOq4H)

359 Night Farmer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 25, 2018 01:22 AM (mntuw)

360 What flavor? Al Roker needs to know.

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at October 25, 2018 01:19 AM



Black pudding...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 25, 2018 01:22 AM (CLcKT)

361 And a few wee drops of oil on the ground, right at the back end of the clutch cover.

/wickedgrin



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 25, 2018 12:55 AM (QzJWU)

Harleys are like Studebakers. Both like to mark their territory.

Posted by: zombie Marinus van der Lubbe at October 25, 2018 01:23 AM (KHhgg)

362 If this was Hillary, the bombs likely would have been real and taken out some interns in the mail rooms. Can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. She would have called it Project Seth Rich.

Posted by: JB1000 at October 25, 2018 01:23 AM (WxYoh)

363 I am retiring to ye olde snoozer, herewith.

Horde, nite, la, hasta, la. (some 'sembly requd.)

zzzzzz



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 25, 2018 01:23 AM (QzJWU)

364 Night Jim.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 25, 2018 01:24 AM (mntuw)

365 That leads to dove-fucking.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 25, 2018 01:20 AM


I did not know that...

Posted by: Johnny Carson at October 25, 2018 01:24 AM (CLcKT)

366 Trying to get rid of hiccups, that's what I'm doing

Hold breath, take pulse, count heartbeats to 30 while holding breath.
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at October 25, 2018 01:16 AM (LOq4H)
---
Thanks rat,
Conversely, I could slap a hot iron to it,etc,etc

Try a spoonful of sugar, works for me most times.

Posted by: Farmer at October 25, 2018 01:25 AM (yJ1e6)

367 362 If this was Hillary, the bombs likely would have been real and taken out some interns in the mail rooms. Can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. She would have called it Project Seth Rich.
Posted by: JB1000 at October 25, 2018 01:23 AM (WxYoh)

That move is for 2020.

It is sad that I can completely believe that.

*straightens tinfoil hat*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 25, 2018 01:25 AM (mntuw)

368 Harleys are like Studebakers. Both like to mark their territory.

When GM was developing the two cycle diesel, they couldn't come up with a name, counted the oil leaks and the 318 was born.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at October 25, 2018 01:26 AM (LOq4H)

369 I doubt you'd get much of an explosion from PVC. The whole point of using a pipe is the internal pressure can get very high before the casing ruptures. A PVC pipe bomb might just rupture and burn.
Posted by: Ace's liver at October 25, 2018 01:00 AM (h2Bdk)

I have heard of people being seriously injured from using PVC pipe for delivering compressed air to a shop. It's good to about 125 psi...until it isn't.

Remember, firecrackers are made of rolled paper. And they go bang.

Posted by: zombie Marinus van der Lubbe at October 25, 2018 01:27 AM (KHhgg)

370 Per wikipedia, Hiccups can be caused by Kindey Failure.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 25, 2018 01:27 AM (mntuw)

371 Dove-fucking?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 25, 2018 01:27 AM (qUahL)

372 The fact that they were spoof bombs certainly adds a twist. Somehow, I don't see a Lefty doing that. I mean, what would be the point? It was going to be quickly revealed that they are bogus, so what would be the point?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2018 01:27 AM (4bd7D)

373 >>I did not know that...

Dove-fucking.

:rips envelope: :blows it open:

Things I would like to see Abby Shapiro and her boobie double RachelMFC do.

Posted by: Carnac, The Magnificently Horny at October 25, 2018 01:28 AM (f1Vqw)

374 "Black pudding..."

Just as I thought.

I'll be reporting you to those that pretend to care. Not sure exactly why, but I dig the groupthink.

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at October 25, 2018 01:28 AM (YpRda)

375 Ok, this has to be a wiki plant:

"Persistent digital rectal massage has also been proven effective in terminating intractable hiccups."

WTF?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 25, 2018 01:28 AM (mntuw)

376 AM...PM?
I'll get used to it.

Been a lot of good light rain for several days now...
Moon is up and just past the full stage.

Lupus Ululat

Nite all

Posted by: Lupus at October 25, 2018 01:28 AM (vUOjM)

377 >> Dove-fucking?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess

Urban dictionary, your Grace.

Posted by: Carnac, The Magnificently Horny at October 25, 2018 01:28 AM (f1Vqw)

378 372 The fact that they were spoof bombs certainly adds a twist. Somehow, I don't see a Lefty doing that. I mean, what would be the point? It was going to be quickly revealed that they are bogus, so what would be the point?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2018 01:27 AM (4bd7D)



Have the news cycle blaming Trump.

Posted by: buzzion at October 25, 2018 01:29 AM (cAnNx)

379 The feds lost the bomb addressed to Slow Joe Biden?

https://thehill.com/policy/national-security /413061-law-enforcement-looking-into-potentially-suspicious-package

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https://theconservativetreehouse.com /2018/10/24/apparently-one-of-the-undelivered-acme-fake-bombs-is-missing/

Posted by: rd at October 25, 2018 01:30 AM (vpH4d)

380 Night Lupus.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 25, 2018 01:30 AM (mntuw)

381 Berserker, pretty sure dipping means dipping tobacco here.


garrett announced he's not a fan of chicks who "dip"


Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2018 01:12 AM (QDnY+)

But skinny-dipping is totally OK, and in fact is actively encouraged. Even if the water is cold.

Posted by: zombie Marinus van der Lubbe at October 25, 2018 01:31 AM (KHhgg)

382 372 The fact that they were spoof bombs certainly adds a twist. Somehow, I don't see a Lefty doing that. I mean, what would be the point? It was going to be quickly revealed that they are bogus, so what would be the point?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2018 01:27 AM (4bd7D)
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I think they are just that stupid partially because of education, partially because of media coverage.

They are used to fighting an enemy that doesnt fight back.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 25, 2018 01:31 AM (IDhUW)

383 I have to admit that having my ass massaged with a hot iron would likely get rid of the hiccups.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2018 01:31 AM (4bd7D)

384 I'll get you as much of the specs as he lets out. I don't know if he makes a metal model.



But - I will request something that is against all the articles of the Geneva Conventions.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 01:20 AM (JufQ0)


He probably don't. If thats the case, he does make a PAF style pickup called the 59+. I would use that in the few guitars I have set up for when I'm in a Rush mood.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2018 01:31 AM (9Om/r)

385 Somebody left a stopwatch in their blow shipment.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 25, 2018 01:32 AM (T01Qk)

386
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2299306

Digital rectal massage for hiccups. It's real.

Now, who first thought that up? Hmmm, let me try this.

Posted by: Carnac, The Magnificently Horny at October 25, 2018 01:33 AM (f1Vqw)

387 Off, Reichstag patsy sock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2018 01:34 AM (KHhgg)

388 Iron Fist and Luke Cage have both been cancelled. Jessica Jones at least gets a season 3 and Punisher a season 2. But I think they hit their saturation point.
Posted by: buzzion at October 25, 2018 12:47 AM (cAnNx)

Iron Fist and Luke Cage sucked ass.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 25, 2018 01:34 AM (NWiLs)

389 The fact that they were spoof bombs certainly adds a twist. Somehow, I don't see a Lefty doing that. I mean, what would be the point? It was going to be quickly revealed that they are bogus, so what would be the point?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2018 01:27 AM (4bd7D)

Avoiding a lifetime in prison when you just want to create a pre-election panic that shifts the balance towards the Dems by 2 or so points?

Posted by: Sjg at October 25, 2018 01:36 AM (gDSJf)

390
Hah. An Ig Nobel Prize was awarded in 2006 for this digital rectal massage. It wasn't the hiccups, it was research on using this for rapid heartbeat.

That too, worked. (seriously, it's something about the vagus nerve -- ramming something up your ass stimulates that somehow).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 25, 2018 01:37 AM (f1Vqw)

391 Since a leftard did this, what are the odds the FBI won't find him?

"We looked under every reich wing rock, but no dice."

Posted by: torabora at October 25, 2018 01:39 AM (Y274z)

392 That too, worked. (seriously, it's something about the vagus nerve -- ramming something up your ass stimulates that somehow)

Aren't there a gaggle of famous and semifamous people who would have direct knowledge of this?

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at October 25, 2018 01:40 AM (LOq4H)

393 Mike H., alternatively, what would be the point of cheesy fake bombs for a "right wing" nut?


The perp had to know he was sending harmless crap that would nonetheless set him up for many years of free public room and board.


Don't see how that makes sense for anyone, of any persuasion. Unless they're very stupid, and/or kookoo for cocopuffs.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2018 01:40 AM (QDnY+)

394 Don't see how that makes sense for anyone, of any persuasion. Unless they're very stupid, and/or kookoo for cocopuffs.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2018 01:40 AM (QDnY+)

It's a head scratcher.

But there are definitely idiots all across the political spectrum, I don't want to say it's "for sure" any one political persuasion.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 25, 2018 01:41 AM (GBteo)

395 https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/
articles/PMC3046006/

Remove line feed. Digital rectal massage for Atrial fibrillation.

Again, who the hell comes up this. Hmmm, I wonder if I rammed my my finger up the patient's butthole?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 25, 2018 01:42 AM (f1Vqw)

396 That too, worked. (seriously, it's something about the vagus nerve -- ramming something up your ass stimulates that somehow)



Aren't there a gaggle of famous and semifamous people who would have direct knowledge of this?

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at October 25, 2018 01:40 AM


We're not liking where this is going...

Posted by: Small Mammals Everywhere at October 25, 2018 01:42 AM (CLcKT)

397 Avoiding a lifetime in prison when you just want to create a pre-election panic that shifts the balance towards the Dems by 2 or so points?
Posted by: Sjg
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I kind of expect the perp to be busted. There's going to be *some* jail time.

It is not implausible that a pro-Trump supporter might try to intimidate the people involved, though I don't get DWS.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2018 01:43 AM (w54mS)

398 I liked Iron Fist Season one.

season two had some problems, notably the Typhoid Mary character never got her complex sexy do-up. Alice Eve showed a drawing of what the ultimate sexy goal of Typhoid Mary should be ... boobs... but I guess they were saving that reveal for Season three.

Danny had problems, he's an idiot and he only seems to care about local gangs and he is kind of an idiot.

Fun game, fuck marry kill on Typhoid Mary, Joy, and Colleen?

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 25, 2018 01:43 AM (7J5t2)

399 If we're going body parts/procedures, I move that we switch to bewbs, and motorboating. This current topic is, well, disturbing.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2018 01:44 AM (QDnY+)

400 Misspelling 'Schultz' was the first clue. This may finish off the cucks' usefulness to their communist overlords. Countdown to when this obvious false flag is memoryholed.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 25, 2018 01:45 AM (8eMuN)

401 Again, who the hell comes up this. Hmmm, I wonder if I rammed my my finger up the patient's butthole?
Posted by: publius,
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Especially for an irregular heartbeat.

"Oh, you're having heart palpitations? Well, let's try this..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2018 01:45 AM (YvUf/)

402 Mike H., alternatively, what would be the point of cheesy fake bombs for a "right wing" nut?

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fake conservatives: let CNN say this shit and accept the premise that right wingers are bombers.

real conservatives: uh, let's go through the list of lefty bombers.

based AF conservatives: Fuck Typhoid Mary, Kill Colleen, Mary Joy.

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 25, 2018 01:46 AM (7J5t2)

403 Don't see how that makes sense for anyone, of any persuasion. Unless they're very stupid, and/or kookoo for cocopuffs.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2018 01:40 AM (QDnY+)

Or confident of not being caught, because the fix is in.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2018 01:47 AM (KHhgg)

404 Fun game, fuck marry kill on Typhoid Mary, Joy, and Colleen?
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 25, 2018 01:43 AM (7J5t2)

Fuck Mary, kill Joy, marry Colleen.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 25, 2018 01:48 AM (NWiLs)

405 Mike H., alternatively, what would be the point of cheesy fake bombs for a "right wing" nut?
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Happily, I can say that I don't know, unless it is a really stupid intent to intimidate. Again, DWS does't make sense in that case.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2018 01:49 AM (YvUf/)

406 I mean, the rule is don't stick your dick in cray but ummmm Alice Eve.

Joy is skinny and rich and kinda hot.

Colleen is kind ofa beetch?

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 25, 2018 01:50 AM (7J5t2)

407 Or confident of not being caught, because the fix is in.

"Chelsea! What the fuck were you thinking?!"

Posted by: H Clinton at October 25, 2018 01:50 AM (LOq4H)

408
Don't let this get out. There'll be perverts going into the ER faking intractable hiccups all the time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 25, 2018 01:51 AM (f1Vqw)

409 Maybe it was Bernie.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2018 01:52 AM (Ou6XS)

410 Heh!

http://www.informationliberation.com/?id=59252

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2018 01:53 AM (KHhgg)

411 >> "Oh, you're having heart palpitations? Well, let's try this..."

Well, reading it turned out that discovery was entirely accidental. They had to do a rectal exam for something else they had to do for whatever they were going to treat the patient with.

Then they noticed his AF stopped and his heart returned to normal rhythm after the procedure.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 25, 2018 01:53 AM (f1Vqw)

412 Was the one to CNN the only one by courier?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2018 01:54 AM (Ou6XS)

413 Look, if you guys suspect that I'm dying of an irregular heartbeat, just let me go, okay? No heroics.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2018 01:55 AM (Ou6XS)

414 Hand it to the commie progs, though. They had conservatives chasing their tales over a false flag rather than pointing out their actual mob violence.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 25, 2018 01:56 AM (8eMuN)

415 Well, reading it turned out that discovery was entirely accidental. They had to do a rectal exam for something else they had to do for whatever they were going to treat the patient with.

Then they noticed his AF stopped and his heart returned to normal rhythm after the procedure.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 25, 2018 01:53 AM (f1Vqw)

Could be made into a cheer for Man's Country:

"Two, four, six, eight, who will we defibrillate?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2018 01:56 AM (KHhgg)

416 All this drivel about 'bombs' is going to distract the benighted masses from the plight of the 'Hondurans' bravely marching north to escape the oppression of the lack of an abundance of free stuff in Honduras...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 25, 2018 01:57 AM (CLcKT)

417 413 Look, if you guys suspect that I'm dying of an irregular heartbeat, just let me go, okay? No heroics

well shit......

Posted by: shep at October 25, 2018 01:57 AM (LOq4H)

418 I kind of expect the perp to be busted. There's going to be *some* jail time.

It is not implausible that a pro-Trump supporter might try to intimidate the people involved, though I don't get DWS.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2018 01:43 AM (w54mS)

DWS was head of the DNC so that shouldn't be too much of a surprise.

Some jail time, sure. But some loser might be okay with the potential for 5-10 years, or is stupid enough to think that maybe no one will look too hard for the culprit.

Handling actual explosives would involve some risk, so the culprit would have to get past the fear of ending up like Bill Ayer's buddies. And it would definitely lead to a potential lifetime sentence or death sentence if someone got killed

And sure there is still plenty of possibility for the culprit to be from the right. The political timing and over the top "branding" just give a really strong fake vibe. But a halfwit might create the same impression.

Posted by: Sjg at October 25, 2018 01:57 AM (gDSJf)

419 All this drivel about 'bombs' is going to distract the benighted masses from the plight of the 'Hondurans' bravely marching north to escape the oppression of the lack of an abundance of free stuff in Honduras...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at October 25, 2018 01:57 AM (CLcKT)

Judging by the photos, few of that mob have missed many meals.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2018 01:58 AM (KHhgg)

420
Red rover, red rover, let Sheppy bend over.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 25, 2018 02:00 AM (f1Vqw)

421 oh they saying it's a mudflap art thing of bitches posing in the Daesh logo with git r done in the circle thing. fun.

I dunno...too funny to be from an NPC. But the the guy mispelled florida, so ... it could be any number of third world silly people.

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 25, 2018 02:00 AM (7J5t2)

422 Judging by the photos, few of that mob have missed many meals.

No kidding! How do "poverty racked" people WALK 1600 + miles? No outside help? Kiss my a**.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at October 25, 2018 02:02 AM (LOq4H)

423
And just like the Muzzie hordes invading Europe, this Caravan is 80% male.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 25, 2018 02:03 AM (f1Vqw)

424 And just like the Muzzie hordes invading Europe, this Caravan is 80% male.

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they probably also been told to expect welfare for life, cucked sad beta men too chickenshit to oppose them, and all the raping they can rape.

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 25, 2018 02:06 AM (7J5t2)

425 And just like the Muzzie hordes invading Europe, this Caravan is 80% male.

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they probably also been told to expect welfare for life, cucked sad beta men too chickenshit to oppose them, and all the raping they can rape.
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 25, 2018 02:06 AM (7J5t2)

Again, just like in Europe.

Posted by: Surfperch at October 25, 2018 02:08 AM (o4fG0)

426 I was reading the comments when I read X-tendo man's comment "I printed the poster out on sticky paper. My intention was to stick it on the window in front of their Obamacare posters, but when I got there I chickened out. I didn't want them to scratch their windows removing it. So, I stuck it to the granite part of the building. "

It made me laugh because you didn't want a Dimocrap to scratch the precious windows of the precious car. I once duct taped the front windows of a persons car when they parked blocking my driveway. I had asked them to move and they wouldn't, so when they went across the street into the house, I duct taped the front windshield on the outside. I watched from my front porch as the hilarity ensued. They never did it again.

Posted by: Abby at October 25, 2018 02:09 AM (h1mBi)

427 What is the caravan's ETA?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 25, 2018 02:10 AM (IDhUW)

428 Someone with photoshop chops should put the NPC face on a pipe bomb. The left would lose it!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 25, 2018 01:17 AM (hSQF+)


Here you go:

https://imgur.com/a/igeVeTa

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2018 02:17 AM (BHXAq)

429 >>What is the caravan's ETA?


Whenever they can get good Optics of Moms and Crying Brown Babies.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2018 02:17 AM (JufQ0)

430 What is the caravan's ETA?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 25, 2018 02:10 AM (IDhUW)

If they aren't at the border at least a couple days before the election I'm betting their trucks will start getting exchanged for chartered flights.

The stunt doesn't have much value otherwise.

Posted by: Sjg at October 25, 2018 02:17 AM (gDSJf)

431 Well, I am going to hit the hay. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2018 02:18 AM (KHhgg)

432 Judging by the photos, few of that mob have missed many meals.

No kidding! How do "poverty racked" people WALK 1600 + miles? No outside help? Kiss my a**.
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at October 25, 2018 02:02 AM (LOq4H)

They haven't walked the entire way, they've been driven by flatbed trucks for a god leg of the trip.

Also, if you watch the "on the ground reporting" provided by the MSM, you'll notice that everyone in the caravan is wearing clean clothes and is shod (shoes being something "starving refugees" typically can't afford). Not to mention that the few mothers in the crowd all have boxes of diapers and cans of powdered formula for their babies.

Posted by: Surfperch at October 25, 2018 02:19 AM (o4fG0)

433 Posted by: Surfperch at October 25, 2018 02:19 AM (o4fG0)

An army is only as good as it's logistics.

Posted by: Sjg at October 25, 2018 02:22 AM (gDSJf)

434 An army is only as good as it's logistics

Bout time to destroy their supply lines.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at October 25, 2018 02:25 AM (LOq4H)

435 Get not Git. Florids instead if Florida. To and From...

Seems either exaggerated staged illiteracy or someone who is not from here.

Posted by: LASue at October 25, 2018 02:30 AM (Nzqrc)

436 Probably an Awan family member.

Posted by: LASue at October 25, 2018 02:34 AM (Nzqrc)

437 Ace:

"That last bit, the Git 'er Done thing, makes me think this is a false flag, and not merely a fake bomb."

We tried to tell you that all day, Ace! You were too credulous, too forgiving.

Of COURSE the fake bombs were sent by a leftist trying to smear the right and set up a "conservatives are violent" media narrative. It was so obvious. Every little detail -- including the recipients, even -- gave it away.

The left thinks it's sophisticated and clever. But they're blundering fools.

Posted by: zombie at October 25, 2018 02:45 AM (c+2jX)

438 FFS -- stop whatever you're doing and go find the @"Super 70s Sports" twitter feed.

I had to quit reading because I was making myself sick, laughing.

Posted by: Shopgirl #PATneedsPAT at October 25, 2018 02:47 AM (6pWd1)

439 432 Judging by the photos, few of that mob have missed many meals.

No kidding! How do "poverty racked" people WALK 1600 + miles? No outside help? Kiss my a**.
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at October 25, 2018 02:02 AM (LOq4H)

They haven't walked the entire way, they've been driven by flatbed trucks for a god leg of the trip.

Also, if you watch the "on the ground reporting" provided by the MSM, you'll notice that everyone in the caravan is wearing clean clothes and is shod (shoes being something "starving refugees" typically can't afford). Not to mention that the few mothers in the crowd all have boxes of diapers and cans of powdered formula for their babies.
Posted by: Surfperch


The "walking" part of their journey is just for show -- a Potemkin Trek.

95% of the actual forward-motion is done on vehicles, out of camera sight.

It reality, it would take a healthy man MONTHS and MONTHS to trek all the way from Honduras to San Diego. And for children, and seniors, and mothers? It would take a year, if they didn't die of exhaustion on the way.

But no, they'll show up at the US border in a week or two, rested and refreshed, just as they did with the last fake caravan that led to the "separated families" fake crisis.

Fake fake fake fake fake.

Is there not even ONE real journalist covering this hoax? If I had the gumption, I'd grab my camera and go down there and blow to lid off the whole affair. Ridiculously easy to do.

Posted by: zombie at October 25, 2018 02:51 AM (c+2jX)

440 Yep. False flag. And incompetently executed. The way this has the capacity to shit all over the dems, my guess is that obama did these.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 25, 2018 02:58 AM (5jVnA)

441 @Super70sSports
"Oct 7
Back in my day, we watched the NFL with no 1st down line. Or scoreboard. Or clock. We barely even knew what the fuck was going on and we LIKED it."

Posted by: Shopgirl #PATneedsPAT at October 25, 2018 03:05 AM (6pWd1)

442 a republican candidate from madison wisconsin jeremy ryan has been arrested for buying lethal amount radioactive material to make dirty bomb. its getting serious folks!

Posted by: ramondo at October 25, 2018 03:12 AM (2hive)

443 Jeremy Ryan who took over the Wisconsin statehouse a few years back to protest Walker? He's super republicanny.

Posted by: NCKate at October 25, 2018 03:21 AM (l1uX2)

444 https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2299306

Digital rectal massage for hiccups. It's real.

Now, who first thought that up? Hmmm, let me try this.
Posted by: Carnac, The Magnificently Horny at October 25, 2018 01:33 AM (f1Vqw)

Fingers are considered digits. Does that count?

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at October 25, 2018 03:21 AM (shPtw)

445 a republican candidate from madison wisconsin jeremy ryan has been arrested for buying lethal amount radioactive material to make dirty bomb.

Posted by: ramondo at October 25, 2018 03:12 AM (2hive)


Not quite, but good try, there.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 25, 2018 03:31 AM (BHXAq)

446 I think Matt drudge is about the mail himself a fake pipe bomb so he can join the pipe bomb me-too movement

Posted by: Rando Calrissian at October 25, 2018 03:53 AM (FimZP)

447 It's almost as if the cool kids got together and said you know a pipe bomb would really enhance our credibility

Posted by: Rando Calrissian at October 25, 2018 03:54 AM (FimZP)

448 CNN when they introduce their experts, will also include and he did receive a pipe bomb which makes him at least a hundred times more credible than those people who did not receive pipe bombs.

Posted by: Rando Calrissian at October 25, 2018 03:55 AM (FimZP)

449 You know who didn't get a pipe bomb, and who is really disappointed they didn't? Brian stelter.

Posted by: Rando Calrissian at October 25, 2018 03:56 AM (FimZP)

450 Ya, no, those face bombs weren't 'perfectly harmless' They were designed to frighten, and they did. They worked perfectly.

There were designed to give the news media something to talk about, and the media did their job well.

Posted by: Justin Croaker at October 25, 2018 04:12 AM (oYD2h)

451 fake bombs - it's 4 am. This is not the time for heavy thinking.

Posted by: Justin Croaker at October 25, 2018 04:14 AM (oYD2h)

452 he said bleary eyed.

Too early to start hunting pants.
*peers into fridge*
Ya, one beer left. been there a long time. need to take the empty containers to Walmart and get my three dollars back.

Posted by: Justin Croaker at October 25, 2018 04:17 AM (oYD2h)

453 The bombs were released two weeks, TO THE DAY, before the election?

The Dems realized ANTIFA, bombing Republican Headquarters, Shooting Republican Congressmen, and harassing Republican women when they're having dinner with their families have backfired. So, they made up a situation where THEY were the victims.

Clearly, this operation had money behind it. At first, I thought it was George Soro's doing. But upon reflection, I now suspect it's Soro's SON.

Posted by: Ron Stanford at October 25, 2018 04:17 AM (6MqaG)

454 That last bit, the Git 'er Done thing, makes me think this is a false flag, and not merely a fake bomb.

Yee-Haw-Dist.

Posted by: Joan Collins at October 25, 2018 04:18 AM (URwyc)

455 From gunfreezone.net:

"You tell your Liberal friends that when we decide to go hot, our stuff will go BOOM, will go BANG and will hit the intended target.

That is how they will confirm it comes from our side."

Posted by: bill-o at October 25, 2018 04:18 AM (b7p1b)

456 having the yee haw girls mud flap joke thing is more likely to be an actual florida chad than a NPC. NPC's don't have that sense of humor.

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 25, 2018 04:26 AM (7J5t2)

457 Very exciting to have a late night post by Dear MoronLeader. Harkens back to the days of yore when I was using Netscape. Whatever happened to that dude, anyway?

Posted by: Schplintz Muscrat at October 25, 2018 04:29 AM (KdWLf)

458 Herr Himmler would be proud of the flattery by the Demofascists. Operation Obozo.

Posted by: Smaug at October 25, 2018 04:31 AM (Jesl+)

459 Sending fake bombs to yourself so obviously your own doing is something we totally expect from this band of utter dipshits and lunatics on the left. One gigantic IT WAS ME plastered all over it.

Posted by: Schplintz Muscrat at October 25, 2018 04:33 AM (KdWLf)

460 Even more thinking than the already pretty sure its a false flag.

Wait, why am up up yet? Did Ace steal the ONT?

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2018 04:38 AM (T4oHT)

461 It is going to be delightful when the FBI nail this demofascist piece of shit.

The Globalist Oligarch Propaganda Organs will ignore the latest turd stuck to their tail and instead be looking for the next Operation Himmler to cover. Of course.

Posted by: Smaug at October 25, 2018 04:39 AM (Jesl+)

462 not to say i told you so but welcome to the party pal i called this with the soros bomb when it was reported that his assistant took it out into the woods nobody would do that unless they knew it was fake and how better to know it was fake than advance warning

Posted by: sound awake at October 25, 2018 04:41 AM (rhoxN)

463 Wait, why am up up yet? Did Ace steal the ONT?
Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2018 04:38 AM (T4oHT)

......

A new dawn here in KC. Fun waking up to riotous kidnapping of ONT by the First Pirate.

Posted by: Smaug at October 25, 2018 04:42 AM (Jesl+)

464 Soros assistant regularly takes things wherever Schwartzi tells it too.

Posted by: Smaug at October 25, 2018 04:45 AM (Jesl+)

465 Oh I want the perp so caught and put on display.
He is scrubbing his social media as we speak is my guess. All those Anti-Fa rally photos going to the dustbin of history.

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2018 04:45 AM (T4oHT)

466 Alarm wasn't going off for half hour yet

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2018 04:46 AM (T4oHT)

467 Ok, off to MCI soon.

Sips coffee, eyes clock (not duct taped to anything boomery).

Posted by: Smaug at October 25, 2018 04:47 AM (Jesl+)

468 I'm not sure why the news gives mailbombs so much airtime. It amounts to free advertising for the perp.

Posted by: m at October 25, 2018 04:48 AM (ZfNws)

469 This has the same M.O. as all the fake hate crime shit.

NPCs know what too do to please their collectoiletariate Masters.

Posted by: Smaug at October 25, 2018 04:52 AM (Jesl+)

470 m - As a publicly stunt played all for the sympathy of Leftists by the Leftists media. There is no way this story was going to be ignored, at least until it all goes south then it will disappear faster than snow in the sahara

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2018 04:53 AM (T4oHT)

471 And just like the Muzzie hordes invading Europe, this Caravan is 80% male.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear


I watched a couple minutes of video footage of a tandem tractor-trailer-trailer loaded with the invaders. You'd think the males would surrender seats on the truck to women, right? So any women involved would be throughly represented as the truck went by. I counted two women and hundreds of men. Saw maybe one baby.

They're coming here to get jobs, they think, and send money back home. Same as it always was.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 25, 2018 04:56 AM (URwyc)

472
Who is tyrus wong? you ask.

according to wiki

Tyrus Wong was a Chinese-born American artist. He was a painter, animator, calligrapher, muralist, ceramicist, lithographer and kite maker, as well as a set designer and storyboard artist.

Posted by: Justin Croaker at October 25, 2018 04:58 AM (oYD2h)

473 I am 5'9"!!!

Posted by: Ben Shapiro wearing platform shoes and fapping to his sister's bewbz at October 25, 2018 05:02 AM (Kj5Y6)

474 I need coffee
Working construction for over 30 years see lots of southern neighbors come here to work and then send money back to were they come from. They also work ungodly hours as they live in a communal apartment with no ties to it.

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2018 05:02 AM (T4oHT)

475 That leads to dove-fucking.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 25, 2018 01:20 AM


I did not know that...
Posted by: Johnny Carson at October 25, 2018 01:24 AM (CLcKT)
Well played Zettai.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 25, 2018 05:02 AM (yScAF)

476 Good morning horde. I rather dislike the term false flag. The perps have a side, it should be exposed and rooted out during a military trial. Then all concerned sent to GITMO to await the carrying out of the sentence.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at October 25, 2018 05:04 AM (tW1qs)

477
The last time I had my roof replaced it took about three American guys almost a week.

I watched a freaking team of banditos replace a roof across the street from my daughters house in one day. They rolled in about 7 am and by 3 pm they were slamming beers down and ready to roll. Done.

There's no denying they know how to work. But all this under-the-table labor does absolutely nothing to finance the social welfare programs of this country which are headed toward insolvency.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 25, 2018 05:09 AM (URwyc)

478 Fake bombs for fake news

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at October 25, 2018 05:09 AM (Kj5Y6)

479 False flag is just the name used to show the perps are on the side of those who seem to be the recipient

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2018 05:15 AM (T4oHT)

480 They also work ungodly hours as they live in a communal apartment with no ties to it.

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2018 05:02 AM


Hispanics were gifted in family structure, and you can see a Hispanic person, and they can put 20, 30 people in one home.

Posted by: Reggie White - Minister of Defence at October 25, 2018 05:17 AM (URwyc)

481 I agree they work fast, but will cut any corners they see will make it faster even if not correct.

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2018 05:17 AM (T4oHT)

482 470 m - As a publicly stunt played all for the sympathy of Leftists by the Leftists media. There is no way this story was going to be ignored, at least until it all goes south then it will disappear faster than snow in the sahara
Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2018 04:53 AM (T4oHT)

I momentarily forgot that media = Left. Moar coffee.

Posted by: m at October 25, 2018 05:20 AM (ZfNws)

483 479. I understand your point Skip, mine is, whose flag are they falsely supporting? Sure not the American National Ensign. These cowards have no intention of showing their true colors or those of their paymaster.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at October 25, 2018 05:22 AM (tW1qs)

484 Around 1940 the Nazis used a border dispute with Poland to use as a reason to invade, all the people that were killed in this dispute were Polish but the bodies were dressed in German uniforms to show a atrocity against them.

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2018 05:31 AM (T4oHT)

485 Fake caravans of fake refugees
Fake bombs sent by a fake bomber

Obvious propaganda stunts that a teenager could figure out.

Lies top to bottom and not one MSM journalist the least bit interested in looking at what this is all about . Instead they spew the party line which must fit their official narrative. And they can't understand why half the country hold's them in complete contempt and believe nothing they say.


Posted by: Ripley at October 25, 2018 05:34 AM (MxEKc)

486 Gatestone Institute article reminds the Kashoogi case is a Shia Sunni rival

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2018 05:37 AM (T4oHT)

487 484 sept.1 1939 was date.

Posted by: ramondo at October 25, 2018 05:40 AM (2hive)

488 Posted by: ace at October 25, 2018 12:38 AM (PbpT7)

Ace was a night owl.

Posted by: m at October 25, 2018 05:41 AM (ZfNws)

489 439 Is there not even ONE real journalist covering this hoax? If I had the gumption, I'd grab my camera and go down there and blow to lid off the whole affair. Ridiculously easy to do.
Posted by: zombie at October 25, 2018 02:51 AM (c+2jX)

Please do this! A zombietime photo gallery.

Posted by: m at October 25, 2018 05:44 AM (ZfNws)

490 http://www.thediplomad.com
Gasa South: The Central American Caravan

Always a good short read

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2018 05:44 AM (T4oHT)

491 Uncovering the truth behind the migrant caravan might be 'ridiculously easy' but it would also be very dangerous. You would be working in a foreign country where powerful forces are at work.

Gathering the information is only half the problem. Getting it published is another issue entirely.

Posted by: Justin Croaker at October 25, 2018 05:47 AM (oYD2h)

492
I'm getting a little tired of Pope Francis comparing populists to the Nazis. Fvcker lives in a gated freaking community and I don't see him sharing any wealth with Methodists, Baptists, Presbyterians, etc.

The church needs a counter-coup to take him away before he does irreparable harm.

https://www.breitbart.com/faith/2018/10/24/pope-francis-compares-
populists-to-hitler-born-of-hate/

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 25, 2018 05:47 AM (URwyc)

493 sultankanish blogspot - Khashoggi and our Islamist media
https://tinyurl.com/yajyddpa

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2018 05:55 AM (T4oHT)

494 Luckily not Catholic, and hate to say the Pope is a Leftist who was formed living in a Leftist country.

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2018 05:57 AM (T4oHT)

495 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2018 05:58 AM (hyuyC)

496 Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex

Bring back Pope Benedict.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2018 05:59 AM (hyuyC)

497 Former New York City Police Commissioner Bernard Kerik:

“I’ll give you an example of what they’re going to do. They’re going to look at the timestamps that these things went in to different postal locations. All they have to do is do a data dump on the cell sites for those postal locations, and they’ll come up with the same cell number — the ESN number that’s off a phone — at each one of the locations at the same times that these things were delivered. That’s going to put the hand of the bad guy right in their hand.”

And if the 'bad guy' does not take his phone with him for the drop?

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 25, 2018 05:59 AM (URwyc)

498 Bring back Pope Benedict.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2018 05:59 AM


Amen. When Frankie took over he instituted some monetary policies that shut down a bunch of schools in my area. I'll never forgive or forget that.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 25, 2018 06:02 AM (URwyc)

499 Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex

I'll bet police informant use is down, and harvesting cell-phone information is way up. The self-induced panopticon society.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2018 06:02 AM (hyuyC)

500 m

Fortunately, not enough skeevy nudity to make it a classic zombietime photo gallery.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2018 06:05 AM (hyuyC)

501 Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex

It is more sad than funny that protecting homosexual behavior in the church is more important than the Word of God and teaching the Good Word.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2018 06:06 AM (hyuyC)

502 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 25, 2018 06:07 AM (cqNba)

503 Fond memories...Two years ago today Joe Biden put his hands on my shoulders, leaned me back, and sniffed my hair. I was so aroused as Barack looked on with pleasure. That was an administration of leadership.

Posted by: Dreamy James Comey at October 25, 2018 06:09 AM (yhf6w)

504 495
Good morning!



Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2018 05:58 AM (hyuyC)
I'm on the West Coast, and going to bed now, but your wonderful wishes to leftists help me get a wonderful night's sleep. You do this every morning, and reading it is kind of like a natural sleeping agent.

Thanks, NaCly Dog.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 25, 2018 06:10 AM (UsCnO)

505 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta morning to ya.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2018 06:10 AM (hyuyC)

506 LeftCoast Dawg

You're welcome. Sweet dreams.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2018 06:11 AM (hyuyC)

507
It is more sad than funny that protecting homosexual behavior in the church is more important than the Word of God and teaching the Good Word.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2018 06:06 AM


They have their 'out' down to a science -- ask another priest to take their confession -- all up and down the chain. Then the confession is protected by church doctrine.

It's disgusting. There needs to be a counter-coup by conservative normal priests.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 25, 2018 06:12 AM (URwyc)

508 Ironically, when I was at and traveling to and from the TxMOMeet, I had no Internet connectivity, so could not post.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2018 06:13 AM (hyuyC)

509
Is this now the ONT, or is the ONT still the ONT?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 25, 2018 06:13 AM (LsBY9)

510 Hillary Clinton, faced with a a ticking, lethal device about to go off, shouted for everybody to evacuate the office (women and children first.) Thinking quickly she grabbed some timer circuit schematics she had in her desk. Due to a bong water spill she was unable to read the critical portion so she took her wire cutters from her purse, closed her eyes and started to cut the black wire, which worked on her mission to Bosnia. At the last second she recalled this was a American Nazi bomb and the red wire should be cut. As the timer approached zero she took a deep breath.and cut the wire. Silence followed, no explosion. A sigh of relief.


Then she remembered the scared people huddled outside and went to calm them and assure everything was going to be alright. The crowd erupted in cheers and a small, adorable girl ran from the crowd with flowers and hugged her. That photo, captured by a dedicated CNN reporter that stuck it out, is a reminder of Hillary Clinton's bravery that day.




Posted by: Ripley at October 25, 2018 06:14 AM (MxEKc)

511 Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex

Are there enough conservative normal priests?

Personnel is policy. I expect an insider group can select for those they wish, and exclude normal priest candidates.

Sorta like being a visible conservative at a school system interview in the US.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2018 06:16 AM (hyuyC)

512 Hadrian the Seventh

Top post is where the comments are. Moose out front told me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2018 06:16 AM (hyuyC)

513
Top post is where the comments are. Moose out front told me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2018 06:16 AM (hyuyC)


Thank you. In that case, good morning, Hordians.

Let's shame the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 25, 2018 06:18 AM (LsBY9)

514 Ripley

Golf clap.

She could have drowned the circuitry in hot sauce.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2018 06:19 AM (hyuyC)

515 Imagine if Dan Rather had actually managed to keep Bush from getting reelected with his phony documents. If the Republicans lose control of the house and this turns out to be another phony "hate crime" Republicans will be spitting mad.
Posted by: Ace's liver at October 25, 2018 12:37 AM (h2Bdk)

----

I think Trump is going to deal with the false flag bomb attacks and the Soros/MS-13 caravan pretty fast, and in ways that the sponsors did not anticipate.

He's run rings around them so far.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 25, 2018 06:19 AM (t5m5e)

516 Good morning Hadrian the Seventh .

Working on a good life today. I have these plans, you see ...

Why is there laughter above the overcast sky?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2018 06:21 AM (hyuyC)

517 509
Is this now the ONT, or is the ONT still the ONT?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 25, 2018 06:13 AM (LsBY9)

Yes.

Posted by: ALH at October 25, 2018 06:21 AM (dczB+)

518 I think Trump is going to deal with the false flag bomb attacks and the Soros/MS-13 caravan pretty fast, and in ways that the sponsors did not anticipate.

He's run rings around them so far.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 25, 2018 06:19 AM (t5m5e)

Indeed.

Posted by: ALH at October 25, 2018 06:21 AM (dczB+)

519
If you're a seminarian, which will get you expelled?

1) Indulging in sodomitic acts with a classmate?

or

2) Expressing an interest in celebrating the Traditional Latin Mass?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 25, 2018 06:22 AM (LsBY9)

520 Why is there laughter above the overcast sky?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2018 06:21 AM (hyuyC)

Some days you are the bug, and some days you are the windshield.

Posted by: ALH at October 25, 2018 06:22 AM (dczB+)

521 Semi-Literate Thug

Go Trump Go.
Unleash SecDef Mattis.
Let Bolton the 'Stache loose.
And sic Giuliani on the perps.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2018 06:23 AM (hyuyC)

522 Bomb mailer is going to be a striped pj hot choc boi.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 25, 2018 06:23 AM (JFO2v)

523 Some days you are the bug, and some days you are the windshield.
Posted by: ALH at October 25, 2018 06:22 AM (dczB+)
I do love Mark!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 25, 2018 06:24 AM (JFO2v)

524 rhennigantx

Probably not. There are stamps on the envelope.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2018 06:24 AM (hyuyC)

525 I do love Mark!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 25, 2018 06:24 AM (JFO2v)

He stole that from me.

Posted by: ALH at October 25, 2018 06:25 AM (dczB+)

526
Picture of the 'get er done' in ISIS style:

https://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2018/10/cnn-bomb-isis-
parody-flag.jpeg?quality=65strip=allw=780

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 25, 2018 06:25 AM (URwyc)

527 Hadrian the Seventh

Well, there has been a tradition of both bad and good Popes and clergy. The Faith continues.

Who is the Reformer in the wings?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2018 06:26 AM (hyuyC)

528 I don't want to work.
I want to bang on the drum all day.

Posted by: ALH at October 25, 2018 06:27 AM (dczB+)

529 ALH

What do you call a bloke onstage with three musicians?

The drummer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2018 06:28 AM (hyuyC)

530 1) Indulging in sodomitic acts with a classmate?

or

2) Expressing an interest in celebrating the Traditional Latin Mass?
Posted by: Hadrian

Doubting Globull Warming

Posted by: Bruce at October 25, 2018 06:29 AM (8ikIW)

531 My guess is 'bomber' is a Anti-Fa wantabe more than just a Democrat operative.

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2018 06:33 AM (T4oHT)

532
Socialism 101: How not to do it

Venezuela: Corpses Exploding in Morgues Due to Power Shortages

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 25, 2018 06:35 AM (URwyc)

533 The same people who said this r serious are the same people who told us it was a youtube video that sparked Benghazi.

They also just put a woman up to accuse a future supreme court justice of something they all know didn't happen.

Spare me if I'm skeptical.

These people will do anything.

Posted by: reality man at October 25, 2018 06:36 AM (7NSrk)

534 The FBI by rights should have this guy pegged by today, but as wrote yesterday I have no faith they are not all Deep State and this works toward their own plan.

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2018 06:36 AM (T4oHT)

535 524 rhennigantx

Probably not. There are stamps on the envelope.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2018 06:24 AM (hyuyC)

reminds me I need to go get some email stamps

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 25, 2018 06:36 AM (JFO2v)

536 Venezuela: Corpses Exploding in Morgues Due to Power Shortages

--

That's going to raise a stink.

Posted by: Justin Croaker at October 25, 2018 06:36 AM (oYD2h)

537 Morning all.

NaCly- please know that I am not ignoring your email but my email service is revolting, truly.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 25, 2018 06:37 AM (DFa6Z)

538 526
I have to admit that's pretty funny

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 25, 2018 06:38 AM (dMvl+)

539
The 'get er done' thing, the American flag stamps, the target list all seems to be the lefts caricature of the right. So I lean a little more to the left and a little less toward Antifa today. Though it does seem highly coordinated, or else the USPS hit the Mega Million jackpot odds of efficiency.

Though pure nutcase is always an option.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 25, 2018 06:39 AM (URwyc)

540 deniro got something this AM...LOL

What a farce

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 25, 2018 06:40 AM (bim/x)

541 Ben Had

No worries.

May good wishes from the connectivity deities follow you and bless you. I'm still smiling about your hospitality. What a great time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2018 06:40 AM (hyuyC)

542
"The FBI by rights should have this guy pegged by today, but as wrote
yesterday I have no faith they are not all Deep State and this works
toward their own plan.


Posted by: Skip"

I'm expecting the suspect, if found, will be killed in a hail of gunfire.

Posted by: Ripley at October 25, 2018 06:41 AM (MxEKc)

543 And side note, Prager was reading a article of a study done months ago that measured rage factor and how likely you are to go out and physically protest something. Extra graduate women are the most and as Prager said they have spent the most time in a Leftist seminary studying grievances.

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2018 06:41 AM (T4oHT)

544 Sean Spicier posted yesterday that...

We should wait for more on the Soros bomb...Easily could've been one of his own being returned to him for bad postage

Posted by: Bruce at October 25, 2018 06:41 AM (8ikIW)

545
ANKARA The installation of Russian S-400 surface-to-air missile systems in Turkey will begin in October 2019, state-owned Anadolu news agency on Thursday quoted Turkish Defence Minister Hulusi Akar as saying.


Turkeys purchase of the S-400 systems, which are not compatible with NATO defences, has unnerved the United States and NATO member countries, which are already wary of Russias presence in the Middle East.

why are these fucks in Nato?
Remond me?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 25, 2018 06:41 AM (bim/x)

546
@539
It is the type of cunning stunt the choom gang would dream up in the faculty lounge during a brain storming session.

Posted by: Justin Croaker at October 25, 2018 06:42 AM (oYD2h)

547 Time for work preps.

Have a serene day everyone. With green lights when you need them.

The Left -- it is stupid.
But even stupid can hurt. So head on a swivel, and have a SecDef Mattis plan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2018 06:43 AM (hyuyC)

548 The problem with the Left trying to take actions which can be blamed on conservatives is that they are unable to understand how we think, r how we respond to events.

For example, the non-working pipe bombs.

So when a lefty tries to impersonate a conservative, and they actions which they might take, it just rings as hollow, slightly off, and a charactature of what a conservative would do.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 25, 2018 06:44 AM (cqNba)

549 As I say hope perp is caught imminently but doubt they (FBI) want that

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2018 06:44 AM (T4oHT)

550 PO computers should tell a lot about anyone mailing anything. I assume if they were mailed at a PO, cameras would show who did it. But mail box is probably what was used. Our FBI with Efrem Zimbalist Jr will be on the case to help.

Posted by: Colin at October 25, 2018 06:45 AM (j5hGP)

551 So I see a study the people over 50 do not know fact from opinions
I go read the fact and opinions
Here are two of the things called opinion:

Immigrant in the US illegally are a very big problem for the country today.

Government is almost always wasteful and inefficient.

Polls are not about facts but about shaping ideas and opinions to create news.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 25, 2018 06:45 AM (JFO2v)

552 Gotta hit the road, have a good one

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2018 06:45 AM (T4oHT)

553 The stamps on the CNN package were not cancelled.
The package had stamps but was hand delivered anyway.
I don't know about the others.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 25, 2018 06:46 AM (t5m5e)

554 RE: fake pipe bombs. Never, ever, underestimate the ability of large groups of stupid people to do something rash and dangerous.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 25, 2018 06:48 AM (OUwAp)

555 who beleive one fukn word of the NYT story that Russia russia russia and china are listening to Trumps cell phone and he knows it.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 25, 2018 06:48 AM (JFO2v)

556 Well, well, well.

Amazing how a story can change, innit?

Posted by: Hillary!!! at October 25, 2018 06:48 AM (oVJmc)

557
Well, off to make Her Majesty's covfefe and get the dogs taken care of. Later, folks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 25, 2018 06:50 AM (LsBY9)

558 Local headlines (TV station) are in RED.

Pipe bombs target Democrats, CNN as political tensions mount

Posted by: Colin at October 25, 2018 06:51 AM (j5hGP)

559 Well, the pipe bomb story did reduce the footprint of the invasion caravan in the news cycle, so they did get something accomplished didn't they?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 25, 2018 06:53 AM (OUwAp)

560 sketch of suspected bomber

https://twitter.com/RedsoxDuv/status/1055283960132067329

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 25, 2018 06:54 AM (dMvl+)

561 *NOW* can we get back to the important story about Ben Shapiro's sister's boobs?

Posted by: Hillary!!! at October 25, 2018 06:54 AM (oVJmc)

562 Pipe bombs target Democrats, CNN as political tensions mount

Posted by: Colin

Hey Sally, Bob worked all night on getting the red font just right on the crawl, and now we find the story is a load of crap. What should we do?

Sally: Ahhh, Fukc it, run it anyway

Posted by: Bruce at October 25, 2018 06:55 AM (8ikIW)

563 Houston reveals sources and methods detailing how forensic experts will determine the identity of the person or persons responsible for yesterday's fake bombs.

In other words, if you are going to send a real, or fake bomb to some one, don't do it like this.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8llknyt

Posted by: Justin Croaker at October 25, 2018 06:55 AM (oYD2h)

564 ^ THIS!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 25, 2018 06:55 AM (oVJmc)

565
Midterm Bomber Police Sketch #2

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DqU1JVlU0AAF6Xq.jpg

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 25, 2018 06:56 AM (URwyc)

566 Not only do I believe this is a false flag, I honestly think it is another anti-Trump operation and none other than John O. Brennan himself is behind it.

Why was he included in a group of much more prominent targets? He wants people to believe he is very important and that Trump is out to get him.

Why is ISIS mentioned? Brennan is a known muslim sympathizer, if not actually a muslim.

Why include "Git 'er done?" Just to show what Neanderthals Trump supporters are.

Why misspell Brennan's name and send it to the wrong network? Just an extra bit of false flaggy stuff to bring attention to himself.

Did Brennan assemble these "bombs" himself? Of course not. But he's behind it.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 25, 2018 06:57 AM (Ri0Ku)

567 >>560 sketch of suspected bomber

*snort* wipes coffee from keyboard....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 25, 2018 06:57 AM (OUwAp)

568 Trump! is tweeting early, does the man sleep?...

The so-called experts on Trump over at the New York Times wrote a long and boring article on my cellphone usage that is so incorrect I do not have time here to correct it. I only use Government Phones, and have only one seldom used government cell phone. Story is soooo wrong!

Posted by: Bruce at October 25, 2018 06:58 AM (8ikIW)

569 Ace is awake early too!!!


NOOODDD

Posted by: Bruce at October 25, 2018 06:59 AM (8ikIW)

570 No person who loves America would ever try to off Maxine Waters or Debbie W-S since doing so would raise the average IQ of the feeble-minded left by a statistically significant amount and make the left a greater danger to the Republic.

Posted by: PortTownsendShedboy at October 25, 2018 07:00 AM (g1P2d)

571 the fact that normiecons and/or boomercons like ace will openly proclaim belief in false flag attacks...
we're breaking the conditioning

Posted by: dw at October 25, 2018 07:02 AM (stPAM)

572 560 sketch of suspected bomber

https://twitter.com/RedsoxDuv/status/1055283960132067329

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 25, 2018 06:54 AM (dMvl+)

I called it at 440. The rapid pace of deterioration and dem blowback is the story of obama.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 25, 2018 07:35 AM (5jVnA)

573 Ben Soypiro is the kid the chess club kids used to wedgie.

Posted by: David Gillies at October 25, 2018 12:33 PM (Jipp3)

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Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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