The Morning Rant

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"What is best in life? To crush your enemies. To see them driven before you. And to hear the lamentation of their women.

Again.
And again.
And again.
And last, but not least, again."



"That's JUSTICE Kavanaugh To You, Progs."

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Click on pic for the yuuuge, classy, and luxurious version.



Kav's Confirmation Party Was Pretty Awesome:

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Hitler Weighs In:



Truth:

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Yesterday's News:

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There's Nothing Much Left They Can Do Except Straight Out Murder Someone:



Evergreen Tweet:


Heh. My sense is that when progs lose, they become spittle-flecked rage-monkeys. And when they win, they also become spittle-flecked rage-monkeys, only now they're rage-monkeying about the next thing.




Everything Is Warmer In Florida:



Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:28 AM




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1 Foist

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2018 11:28 AM (ymnmz)

2 1st?

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 08, 2018 11:28 AM (+RlkI)

3 Florida

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2018 11:28 AM (O2RFr)

4 Winning

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2018 11:28 AM (ymnmz)

5 Dammit

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 08, 2018 11:29 AM (+RlkI)

6 Florida.Man.

Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2018 11:29 AM (mCMQ5)

7 top 10

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 08, 2018 11:29 AM (8D42x)

8

Me thinks that gas station is in close proximity to the Parole Offices.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:29 AM (NHvJO)

9 Wow. Warming up urine in a public microwave. What a terrible thing to do.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2018 11:29 AM (I2dne)

10 Who's the pretty dame holding the bible for Kav? Since his kids are there, is it is his wife?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2018 11:30 AM (I2dne)

11 8. Bingo

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 08, 2018 11:30 AM (wGbBR)

12 This....this is a good Monkey post.

So many LOLs.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:30 AM (bcbK8)

13
So what's the update on our dear friend and colleague Boulder toilet?

Has The Poop Passed?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:30 AM (NHvJO)

14 So....has everything calmed the F down today?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 08, 2018 11:30 AM (8iiMU)

15 willowed:

End of the day, I was asked to read the book and review it. I paid for the book and worked to be as objective and helpful that I could. I understand that after so much work it is disappointing that not everyone loves the book as much as the author. But my opinion is what it is, and asking me to take it down or modify it is asking me to compromise my own ethics, as well as run afoul of what Amazon expects for the use of its review platform.

Self publishing is hard, yes, which is why I'm very happy when an author gets through those challenges and turns out something I really like. But at the end of the day, the book has to succeed on its own merits.

Sorry this is long and rambling.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 08, 2018 11:23 AM (J7IHi)

=============

I completely get it.

I read the review, and I really appreciate what you wrote. It's tough, but fair, I think.

I wrote, asking for you to not post it, because of the emotional moment. With time passed now, I'm glad it's up.

Mostly, I'm glad that I received good, honest feedback. It's the sort of thing that one struggles with when working independently without an editor (which I do need, by the way, you're very right about that).

I don't want you to think that I'm angry for any reason. I'm actually quite happy right now, and I thank you for taking so much time with it and for the honest feedback.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 08, 2018 11:30 AM (8o3AL)

16 6 Florida.Man.
Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2018 11:29 AM (mCMQ5)

My least favorite Neil Young song.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:30 AM (bcbK8)

17 Haha, troll level 11 on that last tweet.

It's true, Ford really should be stoned for using her unclean whore mouth to accuse a man of such a heinous crime.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 08, 2018 11:30 AM (oZ6kz)

18 Great pic of the Kav family. The look on his wife's face says it all.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 08, 2018 11:31 AM (9Om/r)

19 13. Last report - he's still locked in combat with his ass.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 08, 2018 11:31 AM (fA1SL)

20 Think about it.

If you need to warm your urine, would you want to use your own microwave to do it? I think not.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 08, 2018 11:31 AM (KUaJL)

21 What do you call a judge who is confirmed to the Supreme Court by only 2 votes?

JUSTICE.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 08, 2018 11:31 AM (lNEaL)

22 Me thinks that gas station is in close proximity to the Parole Offices.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:29 AM (NHvJO)


COUNT ON IT

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2018 11:31 AM (q1VoB)

23 My sense is that when progs lose, they become spittle-flecked rage-monkeys.


---

You're insulted us.

Posted by: spittle flecked rage monkeys at October 08, 2018 11:31 AM (QKV7o)

24 So what's the update on our dear friend and colleague Boulder toilet?
Has The Poop Passed?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:30 AM (NHvJO)


No. They might have to bring in the Pear of Anguish to move things along.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 08, 2018 11:31 AM (kilm6)

25 Cute family!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 08, 2018 11:31 AM (MX7xj)

26 10
Who's the pretty dame holding the bible for Kav? Since his kids are there, is it is his wife?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2018 11:30 AM (I2dne)

Wife.
I bet she was walking funny the evening after he got confirmed.
BK needed to get some grindin' done.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 08, 2018 11:32 AM (8iiMU)

27 This from a Twitter commenter:
TWO scoops
TWO genders
TWO terms
TWO justices

Two thumbs up!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 08, 2018 11:32 AM (+KUWZ)

28

The Tongs Of Relief?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:32 AM (NHvJO)

29 Ford needs to be crushed

Posted by: NCKate at October 08, 2018 11:32 AM (K2KrI)

30 OregonMuse, linking to Da Nang Dick's tweet on "their women" was cruel. And funny. Well done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (I2dne)

31 My microwave recommends 3 min. on HIGH for "PAROLE URINE - 2oz." Seems right.

Posted by: klaftern at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (RuIsu)

32 Kav, now on to a lifetime of revenge on the leftists. You can do it!!

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (wGbBR)

33 Well, than where CAN you go warm your urine?

Posted by: Hikaru at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (jlHSA)

34 Seattle City Council debates erecting giant tents for the homeless

Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called environmentalist at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (e8kgV)

35 Joe Biden's face was pressed against the glass on the door, trying to get at his daughters

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (39g3+)

36 What great content for the Great Ape. #Winning has its perks.

Posted by: t-bird at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (qb5PP)

37 Sally Kohn, "Important Difference".



"You know that thing that never happened, but if it did, cause it supports my demented world view and has nothing to do with projections..........."


Tweets like that are breathtaking in their stupidity.



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (ymnmz)

38 >>Wow. Warming up urine in a public microwave. What a terrible thing to do.

No kidding. I always warm my urine in friend's microwaves.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (/tuJf)

39 Ford needs to be crushed"

Hey, I do like my F 150!

Oh, wait...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (6qErC)

40 So....has everything calmed the F down today?

Blue wave we're all gonna die!!!! ....Yes

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (O2RFr)

41 Any predictions for just how long it will be before there is a Jeopardy answer "Who is Christine Blasey Ford?"

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (59GGI)

42 How awesome would it be if PDT gave Ace and the Horde a shout out at one of his rallies?

Posted by: jmel at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (OeWgo)

43 38 >>Wow. Warming up urine in a public microwave. What a terrible thing to do.

No kidding. I always warm my urine in friend's microwaves.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (/tuJf)

=========

Gotta pass those drug tests somehow.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (8o3AL)

44 And Justice Kav should absolutely sue Christine and the others for defamation. If there are no bad consequences for this sort of lawless behavior, we'll continue to see more and more of it.

If nothing else, the Senate should go after her for perjury.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 08, 2018 11:34 AM (lNEaL)

45 You finally did it, you maniacs. You drove Tom Nichols (who?) from the Republican party with all of your "winning". I hope you're happy! After getting his breakup letter published in The Atlantic, I don't know how he'll survive!

https://tinyurl.com/y8jwjgm7

Posted by: Grimaldi at October 08, 2018 11:34 AM (/BXQJ)

46 This from a Twitter commenter:
TWO scoops
TWO genders
TWO terms
TWO justices

Two thumbs up!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 08, 2018 11:32 AM (+KUWZ)
++++++
I hope the "two justices" part ain't right.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2018 11:34 AM (I2dne)

47 34
Seattle City Council debates erecting giant tents for the homeless



Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called environmentalist at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (e8kgV)


Count down to city sponsored rape rooms in 3, 2, 1.....

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2018 11:34 AM (ymnmz)

48
Are cups of ... man pudding ... OK for the microwave?

Posted by: Shemp Smith at October 08, 2018 11:34 AM (UFLLM)

49 Live Nation
Live Nation
@LiveNation
JUST ANNOUNCED: An Evening with President
@BillClinton
and former Secretary of State
@HillaryClinton
is coming to a city near you!

Learn More.

-
Get your tickets now!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 08, 2018 11:34 AM (+y/Ru)

50
The funeral for Democracy is today. It died again, you see.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:34 AM (NHvJO)

51 Also, like I said yesterday, I don't buy Tom Nichols as an expert even on Aliens.

I suspect I know more about Aliens that that guy does.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:34 AM (bcbK8)

52 "OMG, I can't cope w/ Kavanaugh, Send me money, here's my gofundme"

Lulz.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2018 11:34 AM (oVJmc)

53 50
The funeral for Democracy is today. It died again, you see.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:34 AM (NHvJO)

That's fine. We're a Republic.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:35 AM (bcbK8)

54 Live Nation
@LiveNation
JUST ANNOUNCED: An Evening with President
@BillClinton
and former Secretary of State
@HillaryClinton
is coming to a city near you!

Low on cash?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2018 11:35 AM (O2RFr)

55 Seattle bar tried to deny service to Republicans celebrating Kavanaugh
Seattle prohibits discrimination on the basis of political ideology, one of the few cities in the country offering such protection. Indeed, it's been controversial, as some Progressives argue it should be legal to discriminate against people who hold views counter to their own.

Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called environmentalist at October 08, 2018 11:35 AM (e8kgV)

56 Always burn popcorn in the microwave after warming your urine, to cover the smell

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2018 11:35 AM (39g3+)

57 John Housman sez "We warm our urine the old fashioned way..."

Posted by: klaftern at October 08, 2018 11:35 AM (RuIsu)

58 24 So what's the update on our dear friend and colleague Boulder toilet?
Has The Poop Passed?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:30 AM (NHvJO)

No. They might have to bring in the Pear of Anguish to move things along."

Music for the moment, blast from my past:

"Roto Rooter, that's the name, and away go troubles, down the drain!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2018 11:35 AM (Kpl3J)

59
Homeless Tents are back in fashion.

A Republican is back in the White House, undoubtedly.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:35 AM (NHvJO)

60 I was talking to my mom yesterday and she came up with one that I am downright ashamed for not thinking of myself.
"Chrstine Blasť Ford"

I hung my head in shame, I did.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2018 11:36 AM (I2dne)

61 I don't buy Tom Nichols as an expert even on Aliens.

I'm challenged to understand exactly WHAT he's an expert on, other than being taken seriously despite knowing virtually nothing

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2018 11:36 AM (39g3+)

62 Happy Indigenous People's Day y'all

Posted by: Dark Helmet at October 08, 2018 11:36 AM (PafRH)

63 Public camping is illegal.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 08, 2018 11:36 AM (ngIDl)

64 Cereal Question - Why does Neil Young shoot his Baby Down By The River?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2018 11:36 AM (vV/gB)

65 And last, but not least, again
Posted by OM

>(Muslim colored women complains about rapist man)
(Brain processing...)
*DING*

*wheezes* hehehe *coughes*

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 08, 2018 11:37 AM (gJEty)

66 10
Who's the pretty dame holding the bible for Kav? Since his kids are there, is it is his wife?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2018 11:30 AM (I2dne)


Mrs Justice Kavanaugh.

My wife brought up yesterday, over the Toronto kicking victim, PJ's old line "Where the pretty girls are, that's where the country is headed."

She cited Zina Bash, Chinese Dress Girl, the Gun Girls.

Of course I added her name.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 08, 2018 11:37 AM (59GGI)

67 Cereal Question - Why does Neil Young shoot his Baby Down By The River?

Found out she was a Conservative?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2018 11:37 AM (O2RFr)

68 Ok, "Muslim woman of color," I have three words for you:

Sha. Ri. A.

Posted by: pookysgirl at October 08, 2018 11:37 AM (XKZwp)

69
Indigenous People's Day Blanket Sale!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2018 11:37 AM (BWL+E)

70 19 13. Last report - he's still locked in combat with his ass.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 08, 2018 11:31 AM (fA1SL)

Are we talking about our 'terlit hobo? Cuz I kinda like that guy, even when we differ on stuff.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:37 AM (bcbK8)

71 Reform the School to Prison to Parole to Warming-Your-Urine-at-the-Convenience-Store "Pipeline"
NOW !!1!!

Posted by: Hands at October 08, 2018 11:37 AM (786Ro)

72 60 damn Pixy. Let's see if this works:
"Christine Blasé Ford"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2018 11:37 AM (I2dne)

73 51 Also, like I said yesterday, I don't buy Tom Nichols as an expert even on Aliens.

I suspect I know more about Aliens that that guy does."

And I'll bet I've personally met more aliens, too.

They cut up a big tree limb that fell down in my yard a couple weeks back. Hey, I was in a hurry, and it was in the way, and they could do it right away, cheap. Haters gonna hate.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2018 11:37 AM (Kpl3J)

74 That is a classic Downfall parody. Made me feel good watching it.

Posted by: t-bird at October 08, 2018 11:37 AM (Ydn2k)

75 30 OregonMuse, linking to Da Nang Dick's tweet on "their women" was cruel. And funny. Well done.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (I2dne)


Thank you. It's fun when you morons notice these little things.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 08, 2018 11:38 AM (kilm6)

76
Hitler Weighs In:
***

And whoever created this wins the internet for the year of 2018.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 08, 2018 11:38 AM (+DkQm)

77 69


Indigenous People's Day Blanket Sale!



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2018 11:37 AM (BWL+E)

Now with typhus!!!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 08, 2018 11:38 AM (8iiMU)

78 >>34

Seattle City Council debates erecting giant tents for the homeless

I hope they're fire retardant.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 08, 2018 11:38 AM (r9UYA)

79
Rage-monkeys assemble!
Form of a canal digging work crew!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 08, 2018 11:38 AM (pNxlR)

80 I swear, I should start a GoFundMe that only explains "I can't even".

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I recommend The Courage To Be Disliked at October 08, 2018 11:38 AM (lLeln)

81 Don't need him around anyhow. That cuck was virtue signaling decades ago.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 08, 2018 11:38 AM (ngIDl)

82
Well, Piers Morgans rips Taylor Swift and Scott Kelly for caving:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6253035

The SJWs have been after Taylor Swift for a while to "speak out" and parrot lefty views -- if she doesn't denounce Trump, she's complicit and shit like that.

Posted by: Demi Rose's buttocks at October 08, 2018 11:38 AM (f1Vqw)

83 If you think Florida Man's use of the microwave is unsanitary, just wait till you hear what San Francisco Man does...

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 08, 2018 11:38 AM (/qEW2)

84 Seahawks' Doug Baldwin calls for bail reform, judge responds with invitation

A Federal Way Municipal Court Judge is responding to Seahawks wide receiver Doug Baldwin's calls for bail reform. Judge David Larson has written a letter to Baldwin and is even inviting him to join him on the bench for a day.

Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called environmentalist at October 08, 2018 11:38 AM (e8kgV)

85 67 Cereal Question - Why does Neil Young shoot his Baby Down By The River?

Found out she was a Conservative?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2018 11:37 AM (O2RFr)

Because he's a terrible person.

Also because she was getting a little too friendly with Matt Foley in his van.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:38 AM (bcbK8)

86 35 Joe Biden's face was pressed against the glass on the door, trying to get at his daughters
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM

I'll hug them and squeeze them and pet them! I'll keep them in the hutches and feed them every day!

Posted by: Joe "Lenney" Biden at October 08, 2018 11:38 AM (/BXQJ)

87 The Seattle tent thing is - there was a big uproar regarding taxing large companies - those making abovbe 10M (IIRC). What also came out at the time was residents made about homelessness - because I believe the new tax would pay for shelter.


So, this is a way for the mayor to take the lead and find some BS remedy. I have never been to Seattle, but I gotta believe it gets down right nasty in the winter. All those people in a semi enclosed tent with a heater on high is not going to be good.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2018 11:39 AM (q1VoB)

88 Of course I added her name.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 08, 2018 11:37 AM (59GGI)
++++++++++
I hope that's true. Not counting me (because *no one* would), conservatives do tend to be prettier than leftists.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2018 11:39 AM (I2dne)

89 The Social Media Cesspool is a tributary feeding the Deep State Swamp.
Flush it down!

Posted by: Fritz at October 08, 2018 11:39 AM (2Mnv1)

90 Re: Neil Young. For the G chord, nothing more.

Posted by: klaftern at October 08, 2018 11:39 AM (RuIsu)

91
Seattle City Council debates erecting giant tents for the homeless

The new circus under the Big Top.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2018 11:39 AM (BWL+E)

92 There is a shortage of warm urine in Florida?

Who knew?

My guess is that it has something to do with drug residue in urine. Never heard about microwaving it to reduce drug residue.

The more you know, well.....the more you know.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 08, 2018 11:39 AM (vcOmj)

93 51 Also, like I said yesterday, I don't buy Tom Nichols as an expert even on Aliens.

I suspect I know more about Aliens that that guy does.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:34 AM (bcbK


But he has Credentials!

Go back to your cave, Neanderthal.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 08, 2018 11:39 AM (59GGI)

94 The tears...the sweet, sweet tears of despair...it is like the ever-flowing nectar of Valhalla.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 08, 2018 11:39 AM (RD7QR)

95 And I'll bet I've personally met more aliens, too.

They cut up a big tree limb that fell down in my yard a couple weeks back. Hey, I was in a hurry, and it was in the way, and they could do it right away, cheap. Haters gonna hate.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2018 11:37 AM (Kpl3J)

That's only because your arms don't work.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:40 AM (bcbK8)

96 If nothing else, the Senate should go after her for perjury.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 08, 2018 11:34 AM (lNEaL)


That should be first on the list.
Feinstein should get some love too, being the ringleader of a frameup for false sexual assault charges.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 08, 2018 11:40 AM (1g7ch)

97 In a week or two, Ford, Svetnick, et al, will all be unpleasant memories. "Christine Blasey who?"

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 08, 2018 11:40 AM (/qEW2)

98 @LiveNation

JUST ANNOUNCED: An Evening with President

@BillClinton


***

Don't they have to announce this on the Megan's Law website or something?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 08, 2018 11:40 AM (+DkQm)

99 And I'll bet I've personally met more aliens, too.

They cut up a big tree limb that fell down in my yard a couple weeks back. Hey, I was in a hurry, and it was in the way, and they could do it right away, cheap. Haters gonna hate.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Look, what can I tell you, the job market for experienced cattle mutilators is at an all-time low, and I gotta keep my skills up somehow...

Posted by: Zirac of Zeta Reticulii at October 08, 2018 11:40 AM (lLeln)

100 I have no doubt that there will be assassination attempts and at least will be successful The left is full of clinically insane people and the democrats KNOW that they are goading them into action. I also find the silence from the left and media (birm) about this violence deafening.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 08, 2018 11:40 AM (pw+jk)

101 How did they develop small pox blankets before germ theory? More racist hate speech.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 08, 2018 11:40 AM (ngIDl)

102

3.7% Unemployment

So how do Leftist City Planners react?

We need homeless tents!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:40 AM (NHvJO)

103
Parole Officer: "Good news and bad news, Joe."
Joe: "Yeah, gimme the good news first."
Parole Officer: "Your urine test - you passed."
Joe: "And the bad?"
Parole Officer: "You're pregnant."

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 08, 2018 11:40 AM (URwyc)

104 97 In a week or two, Ford, Svetnick, et al, will all be unpleasant memories. "Christine Blasey who?"

Well I want them destroyed... I mean charged with perjury

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2018 11:40 AM (O2RFr)

105 This a.m. has been terrible so far but the Kav swearing in pic is a tonic for my soul.

Posted by: kallisto at October 08, 2018 11:40 AM (DwF62)

106 That should be first on the list.

Feinstein should get some love too, being the ringleader of a frameup for false sexual assault charges.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 08, 2018 11:40 AM (1g7ch)

Could never happen.

Posted by: Mike Nifong Whislting Past the Graveyard at October 08, 2018 11:40 AM (ymnmz)

107 Seattle City Council debates erecting"

Teh Patriarchy!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 11:40 AM (6qErC)

108 56 Always burn popcorn in the microwave after warming your urine, to cover the smell

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2018 11:35 AM (39g3+)


So you've had experience with this, then?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 08, 2018 11:40 AM (kilm6)

109 72
60 damn Pixy. Let's see if this works:

"Christine Blasť Ford"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2018

*
*
She wasn't blasť -- the rest of us were, about her testimony.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 08, 2018 11:41 AM (lNEaL)

110 93 51 Also, like I said yesterday, I don't buy Tom Nichols as an expert even on Aliens.

I suspect I know more about Aliens that that guy does.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:34 AM (bcbK

But he has Credentials!

Go back to your cave, Neanderthal.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 08, 2018 11:39 AM (59GGI)

My primitive brain can't handle his wokeness.

But I do know this, Tom Nichols wouldn't last two days in my cave.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:41 AM (bcbK8)

111
34 Seattle City Council debates erecting giant tents for the homeless

Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called environmentalist at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (e8kgV)

Must have checked out the circus bankruptcy disposal sale web site.

Will the circus peanut smell trigger allergic reactions?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 08, 2018 11:41 AM (e1mEI)

112 My guess is that it has something to do with drug residue in urine. Never heard about microwaving it to reduce drug residue.



The more you know, well.....the more you know.

It's for heating up fake urine so it matches body temp.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2018 11:41 AM (q1VoB)

113 Willowed

Taylor Swift used Tennessee like she uses boyfriends. She broke up with Tennessee a long time ago and moved on with California and Hollywood. Tennessee should tell her they can still be friends but keep your new boyfriend away from my house.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 08, 2018 11:41 AM (71o8T)

114 Great pic of the Kav family. The look on his wife's face says it all.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 08, 2018 11:31 AM (9Om/r)

-------

You can tell she's proud as hell, and not tired of her husband #winning.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 11:41 AM (AzW6q)

115 107 Seattle City Council debates erecting"

Teh Patriarchy!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 11:40 AM (6qErC)

Incorrect. There are no men on the Seattle City Council. Only women, socialists and ladyboys.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:42 AM (bcbK8)

116 So.. Taylor Swift opens her piehole to let us know how disappointed she is in Blackburn. Of all the actors, actresses and musicians out there I was truly hoping she would keep her mouth shut. Oh well, I don't own any of her music anyway and I think she's got head problems.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 08, 2018 11:42 AM (kG5hP)

117 Taylor Swift used Tennessee like she uses boyfriends. She broke up with Tennessee a long time ago and moved on with California and Hollywood. Tennessee should tell her they can still be friends but keep your new boyfriend away from my house.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp


Next Taylor Swift album: Catty songs about Tennessee

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I recommend The Courage To Be Disliked at October 08, 2018 11:42 AM (lLeln)

118 Fumigation tents.

Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2018 11:42 AM (mCMQ5)

119
Taylor Swift used Tennessee like she uses boyfriends. She broke up with Tennessee a long time ago and moved on with California and Hollywood. Tennessee should tell her they can still be friends but keep your new boyfriend away from my house.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 08, 2018 11:41 AM (71o8T)

LOL

Nice.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:42 AM (bcbK8)

120 Thanks for linking so many tweets. I hope you'll repost them on cold winter days, because they warm the spirit so well.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I Stand With Kav #HaveABeer at October 08, 2018 11:42 AM (CaRQc)

121 62 Happy Indigenous People's Day y'all
Posted by: Dark Helmet at October 08, 2018 11:36 AM (PafRH)


Today is the anniversary of the day that the tide changed and they began to lose the war.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 08, 2018 11:42 AM (1g7ch)

122 It's not warming of the urine that's the issue, it's the distilling of the urine.

Posted by: Roy at October 08, 2018 11:42 AM (Rr52g)

123 1,000 mKohns, by definition and convention.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 08, 2018 11:42 AM (AURKQ)

124 Kavanaugh: [Laughs in Supreme Court Justice]

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 08, 2018 11:42 AM (gJEty)

125 >> Christine Blasť Ford

Who knew we had access to the accent aigu ?!?!

Posted by: McCool at October 08, 2018 11:42 AM (KvRqW)

126 Erecting tents. Pitching tents. Boyscout jamboree style.

Posted by: Harry Reid at October 08, 2018 11:43 AM (ngIDl)

127 Garcon, zis urine ees COLD!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2018 11:43 AM (oVJmc)

128 Cereal Question - Why does Neil Young shoot his Baby Down By The River?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2018 11:36 AM (vV/gB)

Caught messin' 'round with another man.....no?

Posted by: BignJames at October 08, 2018 11:43 AM (0+nbW)

129 Don't call it social media. Call it what it is Fecesbook and twatter.

There is no social media. There are only two far left, fascist companies that hate freedom and liberty.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 08, 2018 11:43 AM (pw+jk)

130 >>She broke up with Tennessee a long time ago and moved on with California and Hollywood.

And like most beautiful people, she is also a Rhode Islander.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2018 11:43 AM (/tuJf)

131 So like, um....have you heard about like this uh....Martha Blackbird women in Arkansas?
She totally hates like QWERTY people or something. SO DON'T VOTE FOR HER! Like For governor or...whatever?
Also, buy my latest feminist like album! Its like all about how I'm so pretty and all the boys want me. Its like a feminist anthem girls! Like its awesome. You can pretend to be as awesome as me listening to it and stuff!


Posted by: Taylor Swift at October 08, 2018 11:43 AM (+DkQm)

132 Maybe Seattle will require the homeless to go into the showers first?

Posted by: Under Fire at October 08, 2018 11:43 AM (r9UYA)

133 100 I have no doubt that there will be assassination attempts and at least will be successful The left is full of clinically insane people and the democrats KNOW that they are goading them into action. I also find the silence from the left and media (birm) about this violence deafening.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 08, 2018 11:40 AM (pw+jk)

Yup. Carry, buy ammo.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:43 AM (bcbK8)

134 116 So.. Taylor Swift opens her piehole to let us know how disappointed she is in Blackburn.


I can finally get a good night's sleep, now that that question has been answered.

Posted by: Roy at October 08, 2018 11:43 AM (Rr52g)

135 Seattle City Council debates erecting giant tents for the homeless

I hope they're fire retardant.


You can't say retard any more.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 08, 2018 11:43 AM (xBSm0)

136
You can't spell "indigenous" without the word "dig".

Break's over - get back to work on the canal, zeks!

* smacks one in ass with the flat of its shovel *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 08, 2018 11:44 AM (pNxlR)

137 Pee-pee for my tonguehole!

Posted by: Florida Man at October 08, 2018 11:44 AM (2Mnv1)

138 "Hey Ruth. Tick, tock, tick, tock." *knocks back a tallboy*

--Justice Kav

Posted by: Hikaru at October 08, 2018 11:44 AM (jlHSA)

139 Now I just talked to the guy who hangs out at the Shamrock station. Never, ever stick your urine in the microwave, thinking you'll get a clean UA. You put a fresh filter in the coffee pot and run it through that.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 08, 2018 11:44 AM (xzqr4)

140 I guarantee you the only reason she lives in TN is they don't have an income tax

Posted by: Blago at October 08, 2018 11:44 AM (UfkIY)

141 Kavanaugh's family was put through the Demofascist grinder and seems to have survived it. Hopefully it taught Justice Kavanaugh a vivid lesson.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I Stand With Kav #HaveABeer at October 08, 2018 11:44 AM (CaRQc)

142 128 Cereal Question - Why does Neil Young shoot his Baby Down By The River?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2018 11:36 AM (vV/gB)

Caught messin' 'round with another man.....no?
Posted by: BignJames at October 08, 2018 11:43 AM (0+nbW)

No, that was Joe.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:44 AM (bcbK8)

143 It's for heating up fake urine so it matches body temp.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal


Fake urine?

Sounds like a job for a biologist or chemist.

"Fake Urine, when you absolutely positively have to pass that drug test!"

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 08, 2018 11:44 AM (vcOmj)

144 Stay cocked (mansplaining) and locked. This ain't over until the mid terms.

Posted by: colfax mingo at October 08, 2018 11:44 AM (tCvhJ)

145 And now we have to stand up against them like Justice Kavanaugh and vote for rinos and other cucks if necessary to make sure that a Democrat controlled House does not come to pass.

We too must be brave and face the fact that we must fight the Democrats with the people we have not the people we wish that we had.

I have said the opposite in the past but have seen that I was wrong to think that way. Numbers have a quality all their own and the majority steers the direction even if none of what they wish gets passed as law.

We cannot allow the Democrats control again.

Remember they had a majority in the House for 2 years? And look what they did during it. We're still paying for that folly.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 08, 2018 11:44 AM (uCk+e)

146 Don't piss in my Radarange and tell me it's raining

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 08, 2018 11:45 AM (AURKQ)

147 101 How did they develop small pox blankets before germ theory? More racist hate speech.
----------------------
I know. Nor do they recall that the French Indians were being paid by the British scalp that the Indians started digging up recent graves of small pox victims to scalp them. The French had the same impact on Low IQ that Soros and Steyer does.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2018 11:45 AM (vV/gB)

148 Lamentations of their women? I can hear Booker, Blumenthal and Whitehouse crying. And Durbin and Schumer are wiping tears from their eyes.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at October 08, 2018 11:45 AM (Sda6L)

149
You know what really stinks? Sizzling piss.

That used to be an old prank when wood stoves and stuff used to be far more common. A mechanic around here years ago when I was a kid had a stove like that in his shop, and one of his employees peed in it.

When it gets hot, it stinks up the whole place and takes forever to get out.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 08, 2018 11:45 AM (f1Vqw)

150 Mark @ 115 is correct.
The last real man left Seattle about 25 years ago.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 08, 2018 11:45 AM (0tfLf)

151 Hey Neil, where you goin' with that gun in your hand?

Posted by: klaftern at October 08, 2018 11:45 AM (RuIsu)

152

Things You Never Do

Use a convenient store microwave
Buy Convenient store hot dogs
Eat at a Subway that's inside a gas station

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:45 AM (NHvJO)

153 Hey Taylor, if you'd like to drop by to talk about politics I can show you the the ceiling of my new office.
Also, how do you like cigars?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 08, 2018 11:45 AM (+DkQm)

154 And the answer to the warming-your-urine question is that yes, drugs are involved. The convenience store is within walking distance of two labs.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 08, 2018 11:45 AM (kilm6)

155
Who was the genius who thought it was a good idea to prepare and sell food inside a gas station?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:46 AM (NHvJO)

156 Taylor Swift?

TOO OLD

Posted by: Sen Menendez at October 08, 2018 11:46 AM (+DkQm)

157 So if these FL druggies need to have warm urine for their tests, why don't they just keep the piss in a thermos until they're ready to submit it for their lab analysis?

And what kind of lab is letting people walk in off the street with urine samples anyway? Everybody knows people with drugs in their system are just going to have a friend or relative provide the clean piss.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 08, 2018 11:47 AM (fqUgw)

158 Who was the genius who thought it was a good idea to prepare and sell food inside a gas station?

Us, Us!!!

Posted by: Salmonella and Ecoli at October 08, 2018 11:47 AM (O2RFr)

159 "Fake Urine, when you absolutely positively have to pass that drug test!"

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 08, 2018 11:44 AM (vcOmj)


Yup.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2018 11:47 AM (q1VoB)

160 I didn't schlong the Republican Party, the Republicans schlonged me.

Posted by: Thom "Expert" Nichols at October 08, 2018 11:47 AM (786Ro)

161 150 Mark @ 115 is correct.

The last real man left Seattle about 25 years ago.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 08, 2018 11:45 AM (0tfLf)


I know; that was me.

Posted by: Steve Largent at October 08, 2018 11:47 AM (kilm6)

162
The slob making your Subway sammich is the same guy selling you gas and selling you condoms and scratch tickets.

What more could you want?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:47 AM (NHvJO)

163 155
Who was the genius who thought it was a good idea to prepare and sell food inside a gas station?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:46 AM (NHvJO)

I don't know, but they might be a genius.

One of my first jobs was working a gas station/convenience store (Quick Trip, holla) and they made more money on selling food than they did selling gas.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:47 AM (bcbK8)

164 When it gets hot, it stinks up the whole place and takes forever to get out.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 08, 2018 11:45 AM (f1Vqw)

-----

Yeah. When I was a kid, I pissed in a sauna heater. Thought it would be SO funny. It was unspeakable.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 11:47 AM (AzW6q)

165 She really likes her daddy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 08, 2018 11:47 AM (ngIDl)

166 Ah, so this is what winning two years in a row feels like. It feels...good.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 08, 2018 11:47 AM (pFljN)

167 Why do they need to warm their urine?

Posted by: ALH, Ronette at October 08, 2018 11:47 AM (uLuPn)

168 Incorrect. There are no men on the Seattle City Council. Only women, socialists and ladyboys."

Well, the last 'splains the erections. Sort of. As in "yikes".

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 11:47 AM (6qErC)

169 87
So, this is a way for the mayor to take the lead and find some BS remedy. I have never been to Seattle, but I gotta believe it gets down right nasty in the winter. All those people in a semi enclosed tent with a heater on high is not going to be good.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2018 11:39 AM

Sounds like a problem that will resolve itself! If there's anything I know about lefties, it's that they're always just a step away from gassing the undesirables.

Posted by: Grimaldi at October 08, 2018 11:47 AM (/BXQJ)

170 When it gets hot, it stinks up the whole place and takes forever to get out.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 08, 2018 11:45 AM (f1Vqw)

Somebody pissed in the hot rocks in the sauna back in college. You cannot get that smell out of the sauna.. Wood and all that.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2018 11:48 AM (q1VoB)

171
If nothing else, the Senate should go after her for perjury.


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 08, 2018 11:34 AM (lNEaL)



The Senate needs to investigate and document exactly what happened so there is an official record of events to debunk future attacks by democrats on Justice Kavanaughs legitimacy.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 08, 2018 11:48 AM (TAmPV)

172
In 10 years, that same gas station clerk will be tattooing people, giving Flu Shots, and Blow Jobs. All legal.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:48 AM (NHvJO)

173 BK: Hey Ruth What's new?


RBG: Well I got this new "My Pillow". Travel size on a BOGO.


BK: That's nice Ruth. Put it in a black pillow case and no one will be the wiser.

RBG: Hey Brett them hem of you robe has slipped.


BK: Thanks Ruth.





Posted by: Halls of the Supreme Court at October 08, 2018 11:48 AM (ymnmz)

174 Joe Biden's face was pressed against the glass on the door, trying to get at his daughters
=========

Like the facehugger in the stasis container in Aliens.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 08, 2018 11:48 AM (vg8iE)

175 Lab tech to Florida man: "Dude, you have both a raging fever and you're pregnant"

Posted by: Roy at October 08, 2018 11:48 AM (Rr52g)

176 Eat at a Subway that's inside a gas station

=====
Never eat at a Subway..... period.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 08, 2018 11:48 AM (pw+jk)

177 ALH: To pass a urine test I'm guessing.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 08, 2018 11:48 AM (BcnQZ)

178 L'Argent? That's French.

Posted by: klaftern at October 08, 2018 11:48 AM (RuIsu)

179 That Politico article was so un-self-aware it was hilarious. Also strange how the Left and the Beltway Bunch can never understand why the Republican base is anti-government and anti-authoritarian.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 08, 2018 11:49 AM (pFljN)

180 So. Big surprise. A female entertainer who's talent and mentality lies in song and packaging herself in return for cash decides that her best monetization lies with being a lefty.

Ho. Hum. What a shock. Didn't we all just assume that was her politics?

Look at what they're trying to do with Kanye and the decision when money is at stake becomes plain as day.

Stop sending your money to these people. In any way shape or form.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 08, 2018 11:49 AM (uCk+e)

181 and they made more money on selling food than they did selling gas."

They all do. Average retail margin on gas (last I saw a couple of years ago) was around 2 cents/gallon.

Soda is a bit more profitable.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 11:49 AM (6qErC)

182 164 Yeah, being of Finnish ancestry, that would get you a beat down with more than the birch branches.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 08, 2018 11:49 AM (xzqr4)

183 172
In 10 years, that same gas station clerk will be tattooing people, giving Flu Shots, and Blow Jobs. All legal.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:48 AM (NHvJO)

...interested.

And yes, can see that. Very cyberpunk.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:49 AM (bcbK8)

184 Things You Never Do



Use a convenient store microwave

Buy Convenient store hot dogs

Eat at a Subway that's inside a gas station



Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:45 AM (NHvJO)


Eat at an a Chinese restaurant located next to an animal shelter.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2018 11:49 AM (q1VoB)

185 How did they develop small pox blankets before germ theory? More racist hate speech.

***


IIRC, there is a letter from a British colonial officer suggesting that they given the Indians blankets from people who had smallpox. They didn't have disease theory yet...but they know you could get it from being around people who had it.


There is no record of the British actually doing so. And history is full of cases of accidental spreads of smallpox.



For example, when Cortez invaded Mexico he did so against the wishes of the Spanish colonial governor. The governor sent an army to stop Cortez. Cortez convinced the army to join him instead...and it turned out one of those soldiers had it...and spread it like wildfire...completely unintentionally - throughout Mexico...


Posted by: 18-1 at October 08, 2018 11:49 AM (+DkQm)

186 Is this turning into the pee thread?
I'd rather talk about bewbs.
Or beavers.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 08, 2018 11:50 AM (8iiMU)

187
Anyone else hearing that song?


It goes "Holed your head up!"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:50 AM (NHvJO)

188 155
Who was the genius who thought it was a good idea to prepare and sell food inside a gas station?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:46 AM (NHvJO)



Believe it or not, the profit margin on the snacks and sundries is much higher than that of selling gasoline, or offering auto repairs, tuneups or changes of oil. (Remember when "Service Stations" usually if not almost always did *that*?)

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 08, 2018 11:50 AM (ujg0T)

189 So Horde - Back from Asia Pac. How is everyone doing on this, day 3, year 0 AKtD (After Kavanaugh the Destroyer)? As I am to understand, this first work week of the USSC, year 0 AKtD, has the following schedule:
Monday: Liberals placed in camps. Confederate statues placed in all bedrooms in the United States

Tuesday: "Handmaiden" system officially signed into law.
Wednesday: All illegal alien women and children put on ships, floated out to sea then used for target practice by USN - all illegal alien men fitted with electronic neck collars and used for slave labor
Thursday: Gang Rape employee "mixer" - attendance mandatory
Friday: Pillar of fire called down from the sky to smite CNN

Ambitious first work week dontchya think?


Posted by: Publius Redux at October 08, 2018 11:50 AM (Fb9aZ)

190 155
Who was the genius who thought it was a good idea to prepare and sell food inside a gas station?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:46 AM (NHvJO)

Hey, have you ever heard any criticism of gas station fugu? So it must be fine!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 08, 2018 11:50 AM (RD7QR)

191 Yeah. When I was a kid, I pissed in a sauna heater. Thought it would be SO funny. It was unspeakable.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 11:47 AM (AzW6q)

That was you?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2018 11:50 AM (q1VoB)

192 152
Things You Never Do

Use a convenient store microwave
Buy Convenient store hot dogs
Eat at a Subway that's inside a gas station
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:45 AM

Can I talk to the nice homeless lady with meth mouth that keeps scratching her arms and saying she'll do anything for a few bucks?

Posted by: Nšive White Boy at October 08, 2018 11:51 AM (/BXQJ)

193 Americans 50 years from now will look upon our taboo of public fellatio the same way we look upon 19th century attitudes towards bare ankles.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 08, 2018 11:51 AM (AURKQ)

194 No, that was Joe."

Hey!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 11:51 AM (6qErC)

195 Does RBG have a tit to cup? I'm asking for a friend named Brett.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2018 11:51 AM (vV/gB)

196 I have eaten a number of convenience store hotdogs and sandwiches and other treats in my day. Then again, I live in Ohio, a properly civilized state where the locals do not fake their drug tests using cooking utensils in a place of public business.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 08, 2018 11:51 AM (pFljN)

197 How can you be more ruthless than ruthless? If you're already ruthless, you're all outta ruth, that's what the -less means. No ruth.

/pedantry off


BTW, Politico just admitted that the Dems already are ruthless.

Posted by: Hands at October 08, 2018 11:51 AM (786Ro)

198 Why do they need to warm their urine?

Posted by: ALH, Ronette at October 08, 2018 11:47 AM (uLuPn)


Fake pee is tested for body temp so you can't bring in uncle Joe's from last night or your girlfriend's.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2018 11:51 AM (q1VoB)

199 181 and they made more money on selling food than they did selling gas."

They all do. Average retail margin on gas (last I saw a couple of years ago) was around 2 cents/gallon.

Soda is a bit more profitable.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 11:49 AM (6qErC)

More than a bit

It's a few pennies per cup using those 'bag in a box' fountain drinks. It's almost pure profit.

Hell, Quick Trip could afford to pay their store managers more than most starting jobs you got right out of college.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:51 AM (bcbK8)

200 Incorrect. There are no men on the Seattle City Council. Only women, socialists and ladyboys."

___

Ladyboys you say?




Hey Seattle is nice this time of year right?

Posted by: San Spartacus at October 08, 2018 11:51 AM (+DkQm)

201 Wednesday: All illegal alien women and children put on ships, floated out to sea then used for target practice by USN

Posted by: Publius Redux at October 08, 2018 11:50 AM (Fb9aZ)



If attractive enough, the women could become brides....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (ujg0T)

202 Look at what they're trying to do with Kanye and the decision when money is at stake becomes plain as day.

-------

Kanye is worth HUNDREDS of millions of dollars. His wife is worth even more. Swift too. They've got f-u money.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (AzW6q)

203 191 Yeah. When I was a kid, I pissed in a sauna heater. Thought it would be SO funny. It was unspeakable.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 11:47 AM (AzW6q)

That was you?
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2018 11:50 AM (q1VoB)

You know, that place is STILL shut down.

Posted by: Roy at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (Rr52g)

204 (187) Rod Argent?

Posted by: klaftern at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (RuIsu)

205

EM MANUAL TRANSMISSON FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (7AQC5)

206 I've actually read a couple of Nichols's professional essays. They weren't idiotic, but neither were they at all impressive. Kind of dull, and not very pointed. Sort of reminded me of official statements.

And that does get (to be serious) to the problem with his "expertise". He's used the analogy of plumbers who worked on his house. But, while neither he nor I know squat about plumbing, we do know how to assess the results.

But with kind of blah analyses of his sort, well, who the hell can tell? Not me, but then, not the guys who would vouch for him, either. If you read Norman Friedman, or VDH, or someone like that, well, they put their cards on the table, and you can decide if they're making sense. And if they've brought up a point you hadn't thought of. Even if unconvinced, you can go away thinking you've learned something.

But with someone like Nichols, there's nothing. Nothing learnt, no deep insight, really you might as well just skip it. And there's an enormous volume of that crap out there.

(This isn't new, either. I was reading an essay by J H Hexter - a favorite of mine - from 1961, about the decline in quality of MOST academic writing being an inevitable result of overproduction in degree mills.)

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (59GGI)

207 192 152
Things You Never Do

Use a convenient store microwave
Buy Convenient store hot dogs
Eat at a Subway that's inside a gas station
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:45 AM

Can I talk to the nice homeless lady with meth mouth that keeps scratching her arms and saying she'll do anything for a few bucks?
================
Bring a blacklight to a hotel room?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (vV/gB)

208 49 Live Nation
Live Nation
@LiveNation
JUST ANNOUNCED: An Evening with President
@BillClinton
and former Secretary of State
@HillaryClinton
is coming to a city near you!

Learn More.

-
Get your tickets now!

-----------------
This seems like a great opportunity for a little right-wing protesting, maybe some localized Sabo art?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, mailorder Yogi at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (0fSbA)

209 How can you be more ruthless than ruthless? If you're already ruthless, you're all outta ruth, that's what the -less means. No ruth. "

Babe, that you?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (6qErC)

210 That's only because your arms don't work."

When I say "big tree limb" I mean the top of a big old pecan tree, over 30' long, 30 inch diameter towards the thick end, easily over 4,000 pounds of wood that had to be cut up and loaded. Oh, and it snagged 20' up in the tree on the way down, and needed a guy doing an acrobat job on ropes to take it down. He did it and yet avoided crushing a whole bunch of stuff beneath it, landing it nicely on the lawn. It really was a nicely done and fairly dangerous job to watch.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (Kpl3J)

211 194 No, that was Joe."

Hey!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 11:51 AM (6qErC)

Don't blame me, I'm just repeating what Hendrix said.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (bcbK8)

212 They all do. Average retail margin on gas (last I saw a couple of years ago) was around 2 cents/gallon.

Soda is a bit more profitable.


The profit margin on soda is like 900%, it costs them more to provide the cup than it costs to fill that cup.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (39g3+)

213
Someone made a hilarious quip about Slim Jims, but I forgot what it was.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (NHvJO)

214 Friday: Pillar of fire called down from the sky to smite CNN

Ambitious first work week dontchya think?


Posted by: Publius Redux


Can we move the pillar of fire thing up to Thursday? I have a scheduling conflict on Friday with my ecumenical outreach meeting with the Hebrew weather control cadre...

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I recommend The Courage To Be Disliked at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (lLeln)

215
My wife brought up yesterday, over the Toronto kicking victim, PJ's old line "Where the pretty girls are, that's where the country is headed."†
===
Look at the photos of the protesters-- if they're not cashing SSI checks, they're excited about Halloween cause they pick up extra shifts at the haunted house as trolls and witches, no costume needed

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (TN1P5)

216
Kanye is worth HUNDREDS of millions of dollars. His wife is worth even more. Swift too. They've got f-u money.

Yup

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (O2RFr)

217 A bucket of warmed over piss by any other name would still reek of the Deimoscr@p Party.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (8Jf80)

218 193 Americans 50 years from now will look upon our taboo of public fellatio the same way we look upon 19th century attitudes towards bare ankles.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 08, 2018 11:51 AM (AURKQ)



Back in the 1980s, the liberals were already politically fellating the Soviets and Sandinistas.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (ujg0T)

219 186 Is this turning into the pee thread?
I'd rather talk about bewbs.
Or beavers.



Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 08, 2018 11:50 AM


What is being room number?

Posted by: Russian Hookers at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (0tfLf)

220 175 Lab tech to Florida man: "Dude, you have both a raging fever and you're pregnant"
_____________

Like the Seinfeld episode when Elaine had Jerry's mother provide the urine for her drug test. The boss told her she wouldn't be able to take the trip for the catalog, because her urine test showed that she was a post-menopausal woman with osteoporosis.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (fqUgw)

221 Darn, I can't access the linkage on this dopey phone, grrrr

Posted by: kallisto at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (DwF62)

222 >> Hey Seattle is nice this time of year right?
Posted by: San Spartacus

You been here for fowah hour. You go now.

Posted by: Ladyboy Pul Mai Kok at October 08, 2018 11:53 AM (f1Vqw)

223 210 That's only because your arms don't work."

When I say "big tree limb" I mean the top of a big old pecan tree, over 30' long, 30 inch diameter towards the thick end, easily over 4,000 pounds of wood that had to be cut up and loaded. Oh, and it snagged 20' up in the tree on the way down, and needed a guy doing an acrobat job on ropes to take it down. He did it and yet avoided crushing a whole bunch of stuff beneath it, landing it nicely on the lawn. It really was a nicely done and fairly dangerous job to watch.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (Kpl3J)

Ah, that's right, you're a pecan farmer, aren't you?

You don't want to get caught up in the sweaty drudgery of Walnut ranching.

...I miss MST3K...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:53 AM (bcbK8)

224 That was you?
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2018 11:50 AM (q1VoB)

----

Nah... I did it to my old man's sauna. So, I got to find out that you can indeed get the smell out. It's a lot of fun.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 11:53 AM (AzW6q)

225 187
Anyone else hearing that song?


It goes "Holed your head up!"
===
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5fYPz8dKbg

Posted by: exdem13 at October 08, 2018 11:53 AM (pFljN)

226 In 10 years, that same gas station clerk will be tattooing people, giving Flu Shots, and Blow Jobs. All legal.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:48 AM (NHvJO)


And all at the same time.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 08, 2018 11:53 AM (kilm6)

227 They test pee temp. Cheap companies still don't test for masking agents.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 08, 2018 11:54 AM (ngIDl)

228 Bring a blacklight to a hotel room?"

So, art thread ver 2.0?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 11:54 AM (6qErC)

229 I bet they make a lot of money on Kratom too, since it hasn't been declared illegal yet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2018 11:54 AM (39g3+)

230 imo most of the rage is either (bad) performance art or completely manufactured lies.

Trump exposed them, "the media has no (journalistic) clothes". But the media once exposed, did not run and put journalism back on. They ran naked and proud, booffffing each other in the streets like a gay parade, letting the leftist freak flag fly.

This again is Pelosi describing the art of the smear ...

demonize the target
get the press to report it
"merchandise" the now validated (by MSM) "News Report"
https://youtu.be/ACswP19ze-k?t=4

Posted by: illiniwek at October 08, 2018 11:54 AM (Cus5s)

231 >>Live Nation
@LiveNation
JUST ANNOUNCED: An Evening with President
@BillClinton
and former Secretary of State
@HillaryClinton
is coming to a city near you!



God Fucking Dammit - We need to start charging these cocksuckers Royalty Fees for using Titles of State.

I can't go on tour as 'Pepsi' or 'Nike'. I can't call my show 'The Greatest Show on Earth'.

Why the fuck do they get to use 'President' and 'Secretary of State' without paying for it?

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2018 11:54 AM (ZD4HH)

232 So. Big surprise. A female entertainer who's talent and mentality lies in song and packaging herself in return for cash decides that her best monetization lies with being a lefty.

Ho. Hum. What a shock. Didn't we all just assume that was her politics?

Look at what they're trying to do with Kanye and the decision when money is at stake becomes plain as day.

Stop sending your money to these people. In any way shape or form.
---

If you want to hurt the idiots in the music industry, do NOT go to their concerts. That is the ONLY way they make money now, so by NOT attending their shows, you are hurting them financially.

Posted by: shibumi at October 08, 2018 11:54 AM (QKV7o)

233 Brett Kavanaugh is a long-time conservative warrior accused of predatory sexual behavior who is now licking his wounds on the United States Supreme Court.
___


Robert Menendez is a long-time leftist warrior accused of predatory
sexual behavior who is now wounded for licking an underage prostitute


Posted by: Obligatory at October 08, 2018 11:54 AM (+DkQm)

234 I read that Swifts "career" wasn't doin so well lately so I guess this was to boost it...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2018 11:55 AM (O2RFr)

235 That sign doesn't do much for microwave burrito sales.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 08, 2018 11:55 AM (FTlwv)

236
31 My microwave recommends 3 min. on HIGH for "PAROLE URINE - 2oz." Seems right.
Posted by: klaftern at October 08, 2018 11:33 AM (RuIsu)


What are the settings to DEFROST a PAROLE URINE sample?

Inquiring minds want to know!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 08, 2018 11:55 AM (pNxlR)

237
Why do they need to warm their urine?
Posted by: ALH, Ronette at October 08, 2018 11:47 AM (uLuPn)


Aromatherapy?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 08, 2018 11:55 AM (TAmPV)

238 I have the same gravitas regard for Taylor Swift as I do Johnny Galecki.....

Posted by: kraken at October 08, 2018 11:55 AM (DpEis)

239 Look at the photos of the protesters-- if they're not cashing SSI checks, they're excited about Halloween cause they pick up extra shifts at the haunted house as trolls and witches, no costume needed

With a house full of cats and sex toys shaped like Al Gore they got in 2000.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2018 11:55 AM (39g3+)

240 I see that the NYT hiring the raaacist Sarah Jeong to be an editorial page editor hasn't influenced their content. This from Alexis Grennell:

After a confirmation process where women all but slit their wrists, letting their stories of sexual trauma run like rivers of blood through the Capitol, the Senate still voted to confirm Judge Brett M. Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court. With the exception of Senator Lisa Murkowski of Alaska, all the women in the Republican conference caved, including Senator Susan Collins of Maine, who held out until the bitter end.

These women are gender traitors, to borrow a term from the dystopian TV series "The Handmaid's Tale."
. . . .

But the people who scare me the most are the mothers, sisters and wives of those young men, because my stupid uterus still holds out some insane hope of solidarity.[Huh, I didn't know a uterus could hope.]

We're talking about white women. The same 53 percent who put their racial privilege ahead of their second-class gender status in 2016 by voting to uphold a system that values only their whiteness, just as they have for decades.




My Lord, who thinks like this?
Is insanity contagious?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2018 11:56 AM (W+vEI)

241
Kanye is worth HUNDREDS of millions of dollars. His wife is worth even more. Swift too. They've got f-u money.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice


Mike Tyson supposedly had 300 million dollars and it all disappeared.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 08, 2018 11:57 AM (4mUNO)

242 239 Look at the photos of the protesters-- if they're not cashing SSI checks, they're excited about Halloween cause they pick up extra shifts at the haunted house as trolls and witches, no costume needed

That's what I thought.... They were all running around claiming they were "survivors" and I was thinking who would have touched that?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2018 11:57 AM (O2RFr)

243 If you want to hurt the idiots in the music industry, do NOT go to their concerts. That is the ONLY way they make money now, so by NOT attending their shows, you are hurting them financially.

Well, I can't not attend Taylor Swift's concerts any harder than I already am.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 08, 2018 11:57 AM (ppBhU)

244 222 >> Hey Seattle is nice this time of year right?
Posted by: San Spartacus

You been here for fowah hour. You go now.

Posted by: Ladyboy Pul Mai Kok at October 08, 2018 11:53 AM



Hey. FYI. DWA is a real thing.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 08, 2018 11:57 AM (0tfLf)

245 Tom Steyer said Kavanaugh's appointment illustrates the problem of rich white men dominating politics.

Not kidding.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 08, 2018 11:57 AM (HiLJ1)

246 I read that Swifts "career" wasn't doin so well lately so I guess this was to boost it...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2018 11:55 AM (O2RFr)

-----

Maybe she just wants the attention. Entertainers crave it. But from the career/money standpoint, she could retire now and be boofing through silk in her eighties. One of the most lucrative entertainers of all time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 11:57 AM (AzW6q)

247 ----Why do they need to warm their urine? ---

So the clean urine they bought online is 98.6 degrees when they submit it for the drug test

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 08, 2018 11:57 AM (XecBR)

248 Ha. I'm watching "The Man in the High Castle" and a propaganda film maker has a project for America called "Year Zero: A Reset". 1. Deprive people of their national consciousness; 2. Dilute their national pride; and 3. Do not teach their history.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 08, 2018 11:57 AM (kQs4Y)

249 Taylor Swift. What about the third shift crew down at Sheetz?

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 08, 2018 11:58 AM (ngIDl)

250 Future generations will be baffled by the absolute insanity hat-trick of artificial hormones, social media, and toxoplasmosis.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 08, 2018 11:58 AM (fA1SL)

251 Maybe if I'd warmed up that fake arm before I claimed Lewandowski ripped it off - people would have believed me.

People besides Ben Shapiro. He invited me to go out on a date with his sister. Just me and his sister. Lil Benny wanted to watch us from outside the restaurant in his VW. Weird.

Posted by: Ghost of Michelle Fields at October 08, 2018 11:58 AM (cTG4Q)

252 188 155
Who was the genius who thought it was a good idea to prepare and sell food inside a gas station?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:46 AM (NHvJO)


Believe it or not, the profit margin on the snacks and sundries is much higher than that of selling gasoline, or offering auto repairs, tuneups or changes of oil. (Remember when "Service Stations" usually if not almost always did *that*?)
====
The quick lube places took over all the "service station" aspects of automobile service. The professional garages do all the car work because in 2018 the typical automobile or SUV cannot be maintained or repaired by a shop-class graduate anymore. Fuel for the driver/passengers and fuel for the vehicles are all that's left, and the food & drink pay well. (Along with the tobacco and the lottery tickets.)

Posted by: exdem13 at October 08, 2018 11:58 AM (pFljN)

253 I have the same gravitas regard for Taylor Swift as I do Johnny Galecki....."

mrs mouse pointed out that the age difference between Leonard and his new GF is greater than her age...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 11:58 AM (6qErC)

254 Taylor Swift just bowed to the pressure to get her to talk politics, that's all. She's not trying to buy anything with it, she probably just got sick of every party and every event having people surround her and yell at her for not saying anything like a smart entertainer who doesn't want to alienate half her audience.

Except in her case, her audience is 13 year old girls who don't even know what a Democrat is, so probably no harm, no foul.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2018 11:58 AM (39g3+)

255 Mike Tyson supposedly had 300 million dollars and it all disappeared.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 08, 2018 11:57 AM (4mUNO)

-------

TBF, Iron Mike has a sub-80 IQ. All of those other people are savvy about business.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 11:58 AM (AzW6q)

256
My Lord, who thinks like this?
Is insanity contagious?!?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2018 11:56 AM


We truly are two Americas.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 08, 2018 11:58 AM (4mUNO)

257 Why do they need to warm their urine?

Posted by: ALH, Ronette at October 08, 2018 11:47 AM (uLuPn)

---
drug screening...

the labs take the temp of your sample, to make sure (hopefully) it's yours/fresh, and not someone elses you snuck in.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 08, 2018 11:58 AM (CV53w)

258 Maybe she just wants the attention. Entertainers crave it. But from the career/money standpoint, she could retire now and be boofing through silk in her eighties. One of the most lucrative entertainers of all time.

Yeah, it is a more of a "look at me" thing I guess... Music business is fickle and lots of new ones out there to take her "place."

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2018 11:59 AM (O2RFr)

259 I never noticed before, but Kavanaugh has rather an oversized head, in proportion to his body. It speaks well for him. As Sherlock Holmes said, in 'The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle' when he put on a stranger's hat which came down to the bridge of his nose: It's a question of cubic capacity. A man with so large a brain must have something in it."

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at October 08, 2018 11:59 AM (PEWOl)

260 >> Look at the photos of the protesters-- if they're not cashing SSI checks, they're excited about Halloween cause they pick up extra shifts at the haunted house as trolls and witches, no costume needed




You know that the woman who cornered Flake in the elevator and screeched at him is paid $178k/year per the IRS form 990 for her Soros-funded organization?

Per Vice, protesters were paid to make "viral moments" such as this. I would assume that means bonuses in addition to their per diem and/or advocacy organization salary.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2018 11:59 AM (W+vEI)

261 Why the fuck do they get to use 'President' and 'Secretary of State' without paying for it?

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2018 11:54 AM (ZD4HH)


It's like sex. Once you're in, you're always ins.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2018 11:59 AM (q1VoB)

262
We're talking about white women. The same 53 percent who put
their racial privilege ahead of their second-class gender status in 2016
by voting to uphold a system that values only their whiteness, just as
they have for decades.


Are they admitting that the 'gender gap' is really just an 'ethnicity gap?'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2018 11:59 AM (oVJmc)

263 Taylor Swift?

One word - "Mmmmbop!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 08, 2018 11:59 AM (8Jf80)

264 245 Tom Steyer said Kavanaugh's appointment illustrates the problem of rich white men dominating politics.
_______________

And Obama's election illustrated the problem of idiots voting.

(Also, it showed how horribly raaaaaacist the U.S. is.)

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 08, 2018 11:59 AM (fqUgw)

265 I just saw that there really is an article up at the WaPo wondering if Taylor Swift can "make the difference!" with "young Americans".

They really do believe that if they JUST GET "One More Celebrity!!!" they will win. They really believe that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2018 11:59 AM (Kpl3J)

266 196 I have eaten a number of convenience store hotdogs and sandwiches and other treats in my day. Then again, I live in Ohio, a properly civilized state where the locals do not fake their drug tests using cooking utensils in a place of public business.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 08, 2018 11:51 AM (pFljN)


...that you know of.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 08, 2018 12:00 PM (kilm6)

267 So the clean urine they bought online is 98.6 degrees when they submit it for the drug test
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 08, 2018 11:57 AM (XecBR)


Hmmm. I need to write up a business plan.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 08, 2018 12:00 PM (T71PA)

268 Huh.... Johnny Galecki and Jim Parsons are in reality early middle aged I think......

Posted by: kraken at October 08, 2018 12:00 PM (DpEis)

269 Look at the photos of the protesters-- if they're not cashing SSI checks, they're excited about Halloween cause they pick up extra shifts at the haunted house as trolls and witches, no costume needed
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (TN1P5)
++++++++
Back when I did overnight computer ops, I had to call my on-call application support guy. He picked up, got dialed in, started working with me on the problem.

Then I heard spooky noises in the background and asked where he was. His response:
"Oh, I moonlight at a haunted house this time of year. No problem, though - I have seven minutes until the next group comes through, and It'll only take me five minutes to fix this."

He was spot on. He logged off five minutes later and was back to haunted house duty.

Takes all kinds

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2018 12:00 PM (I2dne)

270 254
Taylor Swift just bowed to the pressure to get her to talk politics,
that's all. She's not trying to buy anything with it, she probably just
got sick of every party and every event having people surround her and
yell at her for not saying anything like a smart entertainer who doesn't
want to alienate half her audience.



Except in her case, her audience is 13 year old girls who don't even know what a Democrat is, so probably no harm, no foul.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2018 11:58 AM (39g3+)


Yep, she was bullied into taking their position publicly.

Posted by: Halls of the Supreme Court at October 08, 2018 12:00 PM (ymnmz)

271 TJM,

I have a dau in publishing at a small house outside of DC. she does editing for Mascot books, if you're interested.

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 08, 2018 12:00 PM (8D42x)

272
So the clean urine they bought online is 98.6 degrees when they submit it for the drug test

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 08, 2018 11:57 AM (XecBR)


You don't bring in your urine in a bottle from home. They tell you to go to a authorized clinic for testing.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 08, 2018 12:00 PM (TAmPV)

273 It's a question of cubic capacity. A man with so large a brain must have something in it."

Look at Meathead. A lot of time it's just Rocks.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2018 12:01 PM (Kpl3J)

274 I have a fine physique built with gas station hot dogs.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2018 12:01 PM (oVJmc)

275 Does RBG have a tit to cup? I'm asking for a friend named Brett.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2018 11:51 AM (vV/gB)


Might need a spatula.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 08, 2018 12:01 PM (9Om/r)

276 Well if Taylor Swift can turn an election, we are truly fucked

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2018 12:01 PM (O2RFr)

277
"What do you mean drive? I took bus!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2018 12:01 PM (BWL+E)

278 I never noticed before, but Kavanaugh has rather an oversized head, in proportion to his body.

------

Maybe he's part Welsh. The Welsh have giant heads.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 12:01 PM (AzW6q)

279 Wednesday: All illegal alien women and children put on ships, floated out to sea then used for target practice by USN - all illegal alien men fitted with electronic neck collars and used for slave labor

It seems like the other way around would be more sensible. Why shoot a ship full of perfectly good Mexican weather girls when you could pack it full of MS-13 thugs and keep the weather girls as handmaidens?

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 08, 2018 12:01 PM (bZ7mE)

280 262
We're talking about white women. The same 53 percent who put
their racial privilege ahead of their second-class gender status in 2016
by voting to uphold a system that values only their whiteness, just as
they have for decades.

Are they admitting that the 'gender gap' is really just an 'ethnicity gap?'
===
According to Black feminists and BLM activists what you said there is a true statement. Progtard unity is a fragile thing sometimes....

Posted by: exdem13 at October 08, 2018 12:01 PM (pFljN)

281 Things You Never Do

Use a convenient store microwave
Buy Convenient store hot dogs
Eat at a Subway that's inside a gas station
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:45 AM

Get involved in a land war in Asia.

Posted by: ALH, Ronette at October 08, 2018 12:01 PM (uLuPn)

282 252 188 155
Who was the genius who thought it was a good idea to prepare and sell food inside a gas station?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 08, 2018 11:46 AM (NHvJO)


Believe it or not, the profit margin on the snacks and sundries is much higher than that of selling gasoline, or offering auto repairs, tuneups or changes of oil. (Remember when "Service Stations" usually if not almost always did *that*?)
====
The quick lube places took over all the "service station" aspects of automobile service. The professional garages do all the car work because in 2018 the typical automobile or SUV cannot be maintained or repaired by a shop-class graduate anymore. Fuel for the driver/passengers and fuel for the vehicles are all that's left, and the food & drink pay well. (Along with the tobacco and the lottery tickets.)
Posted by: exdem13 at October 08, 2018 11:58 AM (pFljN)



Yep. That makes sense.

And yet, the best Auto Tune Ups and Repairs I can find STILL come from an old fashioned service station across town from where I live. And my car is fairly new.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 08, 2018 12:01 PM (ujg0T)

283 Our sides job is to be more energetic and creative in exploiting our Celebrity Media Culture....

Posted by: kraken at October 08, 2018 12:02 PM (DpEis)

284 Huh.... Johnny Galecki and Jim Parsons are in reality early middle aged I think......"

Mid 40's guys playing 20 somethings. Funny, that is.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 12:02 PM (6qErC)

285 (This isn't new, either. I was reading an essay by J H Hexter - a favorite of mine - from 1961, about the decline in quality of MOST academic writing being an inevitable result of overproduction in degree mills.)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 08, 2018 11:52 AM (59GGI)


The same can be said of journalism as well. Too many j-schools dumping too many mediocre hacks and dweebs into the job market.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 08, 2018 12:02 PM (kilm6)

286 Florida town must have a lot of Indians. Urine drinking is a thing over there and it's more prevalent than you would think.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 08, 2018 12:02 PM (4ErVI)

287 Here, hold my urine.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 08, 2018 12:03 PM (IeDO8)

288 266 196 I have eaten a number of convenience store hotdogs and sandwiches and other treats in my day. Then again, I live in Ohio, a properly civilized state where the locals do not fake their drug tests using cooking utensils in a place of public business.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 08, 2018 11:51 AM (pFljN)

...that you know of.
===
I do know, because I don't live in Cleveland, Youngstown, or any town within easy driving distance from Pittsburgh.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 08, 2018 12:03 PM (pFljN)

289 278 Pointy like Sputnik, it has its own weather system.

Posted by: rammajamma at October 08, 2018 12:03 PM (xceTB)

290 and sundries "

"Sundries"?

Hey, it's the bee's knees!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 12:03 PM (6qErC)

291 You don't bring in your urine in a bottle from home. They tell you to go to a authorized clinic for testing.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 08, 2018 12:00 PM (TAmPV)

But you use fake pee, heated to 98.6. You strap the small bottle to the inside of your thigh using ace bandage wraps. You go into the stall and pee, by taking out the small bottle and squirting 1 oz into the cup.

Or so I've been told.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2018 12:03 PM (q1VoB)

292 Florida town must have a lot of Indians. Urine drinking is a thing over there and it's more prevalent than you would think.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 08, 2018 12:02 PM (4ErVI)


You mean they drink Gatorade?

Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 08, 2018 12:03 PM (T71PA)

293 Mid 40's guys playing 20 somethings. Funny, that is.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 12:02 PM (6qErC)


More like mid-thirties at this point.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 08, 2018 12:03 PM (SgjGX)

294 >>>Fake pee is tested for body temp so you can't bring in uncle Joe's from last night or your girlfriend's.<<<

Pro Tip: Never borrow your brother-in-law's wineskin for the festival.

Posted by: Fritz at October 08, 2018 12:04 PM (2Mnv1)

295 Taylor Swift crawling through a canopy of dusky legs..... really, does she even NEED to open her Pie Hole?????

Posted by: kraken at October 08, 2018 12:04 PM (DpEis)

296 263 Taylor Swift?

One word - "Mmmmbop!"
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 08, 2018 11:59 AM (8Jf80)

God, I hated Hanson.

I like TS. She has some songwriting chops. 'You Belong with Me' is solid pop. So is 'Shake it Off'.
Fun music videos.

She has some goodwill built up. We'll see if she pisses it away.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 12:04 PM (bcbK8)

297 292
Florida town must have a lot of Indians. Urine drinking is a thing over there and it's more prevalent than you would think.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 08, 2018 12:02 PM (4ErVI)



You mean they drink Gatorade?

Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 08, 2018 12:03 PM (T71PA)

Pabst.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2018 12:04 PM (oVJmc)

298 Grosse Pointe Blank, the dueling of the hitmen inside a quick-stop that has a microwave.

Classic.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 08, 2018 12:04 PM (8Jf80)

299 TBF, Iron Mike has a sub-80 IQ. All of those other people are savvy about business.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 11:58 AM (AzW6q)



I am reminded of Leon Spinks, one time heavyweight champion, who is now living in, relatively speaking to where he once was, poverty.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 08, 2018 12:04 PM (ujg0T)

300 Teacher in MN asks who will kill Kav for us?



School contact info provided.



https://tinyurl.com/ybpyaaao

Posted by: HA at October 08, 2018 10:31 AM (MAstk)



That lady really boofed the eyebrows.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2018 10:33 AM (ymnmz)

************************
Brought over from the last thread as I think we really need to hit the unhinged Dems hard.

Called the school and raised Hell. This has got to stop as some Lefty loon is actually going to go through with an assassination on Republicans.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 08, 2018 12:04 PM (hECVl)

301 Gas station food: If you have been to west Texas, an Allsup's deep fried bean and cheese burrito is like crack

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 08, 2018 12:05 PM (TN1P5)

302 Regarding white women, of which I am, it's not our fault that we are considered the fairest of them all.

You look at advertisements - if you want to sell something, put a picture of a young, pretty, blue-eyed blond in it.

Posted by: ALH, Ronette at October 08, 2018 12:05 PM (uLuPn)

303 2018 the typical automobile or SUV cannot be maintained or repaired by a shop-class graduate anymore"

Actually, they can. Don't want you to think that, though, so you'll hit up the $95/hour dealership.

Or trade every 3 years.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 12:05 PM (6qErC)

304 I cut my finger pretty badly one time at work. By policy, I had to go to a specific clinic for treatment and I had to be drug-tested.

There were thirty or so people in the waiting room when I got there, but the nurse took me right in. She said, "Don't take this the wrong way, but we actually look forward to seeing people who have an injury."

Apparently, urine testing was about all they did.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 08, 2018 12:05 PM (HiLJ1)

305
But you use fake pee, heated to 98.6. You strap the small bottle to the inside of your thigh using ace bandage wraps. You go into the stall and pee, by taking out the small bottle and squirting 1 oz into the cup.
Or so I've been told.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2018 12:03 PM (q1VoB)


Urine only stays at 98.6 for a few a few minutes after it leaves your body

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 08, 2018 12:05 PM (TAmPV)

306 259 I never noticed before, but Kavanaugh has rather an oversized head, in proportion to his body. It speaks well for him.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at October 08, 2018 11:59 AM (PEWOl)


All the boofin' and drinkin' and rapin' he did in college went to his head and swelled it up.

True, because science.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 08, 2018 12:05 PM (kilm6)

307 251 Maybe if I'd warmed up that fake arm before I claimed Lewandowski ripped it off - people would have believed me.

People besides Ben Shapiro. He invited me to go out on a date with his sister. Just me and his sister. Lil Benny wanted to watch us from outside the restaurant in his VW. Weird.
Posted by: Ghost of Michelle Fields at October 08, 2018 11:58 AM

I filled my tumbler that day, I can assure you!

Posted by: Lil' Ben Shaprio at October 08, 2018 12:06 PM (/BXQJ)

308 Saw a tweet about women supposedly shaving their heads in protest of Kavanaugh making it to the Supreme Court.


If only they would cut out their tongues like the Ellen Jamesians...Was John Irving prescient, or what? He was depicting the insanity of feminists decades ago.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2018 12:06 PM (W+vEI)

309 I don't want you to think that I'm angry for any reason. I'm actually quite happy right now, and I thank you for taking so much time with it and for the honest feedback.


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today!


You've got a lot to be happy about. To get a novel published I would kill. Again.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 08, 2018 12:06 PM (IeDO8)

310 299 TBF, Iron Mike has a sub-80 IQ. All of those other people are savvy about business.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 11:58 AM (AzW6q)


I am reminded of Leon Spinks, one time heavyweight champion, who is now living in, relatively speaking to where he once was, poverty.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 08, 2018 12:04 PM (ujg0T)

Athletics and business savvy are almost never found together.

Spinks was a good puncher, old school good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 12:06 PM (bcbK8)

311 The donation page for the Muslim woman who doesn't feel safe any more has some classic comments.
https://www.paypal.com/pools/c/88vTvKlFA6

Posted by: PJ at October 08, 2018 12:06 PM (qlTN9)

312

Vice President Pence cost taxpayers at least $325,000 when he walked out of an NFL game last year in response to a protest during the national anthem, according to a new report.

HuffPost on Saturday reported based on newly released documents that Pence's hotel stay, travel, Secret Service protection and extra security measures added up to at least $325,000 in taxpayer dollars, not including the cost of local law enforcement or emergency services.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 08, 2018 12:06 PM (4mUNO)

313 301 Gas station food: If you have been to west Texas, an Allsup's deep fried bean and cheese burrito is like crack

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 08, 2018 12:05 PM (TN1P5)

The place I go currently only has absolute shit tier burritos, but a few years ago they had a really good breakfast burrito.

Tina's Beef and Bean burritos are awesome. I can't find them around here anymore though.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 08, 2018 12:06 PM (4ErVI)

314 Rush is on. This should be good!

Posted by: kallisto at October 08, 2018 12:06 PM (DwF62)

315 You are better eating off the floor at Chipotle than ordering any item requiring microwave at a gas station.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 08, 2018 12:06 PM (koNhm)

316 You look at advertisements - if you want to sell something, put a picture of a young, pretty, blue-eyed blond in it.
Posted by: ALH, Ronette at October 08, 2018 12:05 PM (uLuPn)

Done and done.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 12:07 PM (bcbK8)

317 The left isn't going to embrace TS long term because she's white, skinny, blonde, alegedly straight and tall.

They will promote a Jelly troll like Lena Dunham, Michelle Obama's thumb sized clit & balls, or a gay fake conservative like Jennifer Rubin.

Lucky for Taylor Swift hates Americans - she already has f-u money. Good for her. Now Sod off.

Posted by: Nationalist Monarchist Pikachu at October 08, 2018 12:07 PM (cTG4Q)

318 306 259 I never noticed before, but Kavanaugh has rather an oversized head, in proportion to his body. It speaks well for him.
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Steroids.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2018 12:07 PM (vV/gB)

319 Live Nation
@LiveNation
JUST ANNOUNCED: An Evening with President
@BillClinton
and former Secretary of State
@HillaryClinton
is coming to a city near you!
=======

Come for the raping and stay for the whining!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 08, 2018 12:07 PM (vg8iE)

320 Having fun with this today. Love listening to the wailing an gnashing of teeth.

So Biblical.

Posted by: Martin at October 08, 2018 12:07 PM (uLuPn)

321 Yep, she was bullied into taking their position publicly.



Posted by: Halls of the Supreme Court at October 08, 2018 12:00 PM (ymnmz)


Notice how that shit never works on metal bands?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 08, 2018 12:07 PM (9Om/r)

322 Urine only stays at 98.6 for a few a few minutes after it leaves your body

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 08, 2018 12:05 PM (TAmPV)

Not if it's pressed up against your thigh with one of those camping foot warmers stuck to the side of the bottle.

Again, don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2018 12:07 PM (q1VoB)

323 Maybe he's part Welsh. The Welsh have giant heads.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 12:01 PM


Rydym yn mynnu codau a limwyr yn y Gymraeg!

Posted by: Morons Cymreig at October 08, 2018 12:07 PM (ctuyM)

324 That politico article is mostly infuriatingly stupid, with a few paragraphs thrown in to give the illusion of balance. Not even Democrats could believe an article that was 100% "the problem is that Democrats are too sweet and principled and Republicans are too ruthless and vicious".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 08, 2018 12:08 PM (/qEW2)

325
HuffPost on Saturday reported based on newly released documents that Pence's hotel stay, travel, Secret Service protection and extra security measures added up to at least $325,000 in taxpayer dollars, not including the cost of local law enforcement or emergency services.

While doing their "research." did they find obamas school records and actual Birth certificate?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2018 12:08 PM (O2RFr)

326 People who get punched in the head for a living might demonstrate poor decision-making skills in later life. Noted.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2018 12:08 PM (oVJmc)

327 I looked at the links. Damn, those people are mentally ill.

Posted by: rickl at October 08, 2018 12:08 PM (xjiRE)

328 Gas station food:
7-11

*sounds trumpets*

Buc-Eee's.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 12:08 PM (6qErC)

329 Vice President Pence cost taxpayers at least $325,000 when he walked out of an NFL game last year in response to a protest during the national anthem, according to a new report.

HuffPost on Saturday reported based on newly released documents that Pence's hotel stay, travel, Secret Service protection and extra security measures added up to at least $325,000 in taxpayer dollars, not including the cost of local law enforcement or emergency services.
=======

Pales in comparison to the value of the pallet of cash sent to the largest state sponsor of terror.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 08, 2018 12:08 PM (vg8iE)

330 26 10
Who's the pretty dame holding the bible for Kav? Since his kids are there, is it is his wife?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2018 11:30 AM (I2dne)

Wife.
I bet she was walking funny the evening after he got confirmed.
BK needed to get some grindin' done.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop

After a decade or so of marriage to him, I'm sure she's good at taking off her clothes before he rips them of, all a-boofing and a-ice throwin'.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 08, 2018 12:08 PM (IeDO8)

331 Manchin refuses to debate his opponent Morrissey.

Hmmm

https://tinyurl.com/y8a3toa7

Posted by: HA at October 08, 2018 12:08 PM (MAstk)

332 Athletics and business savvy are almost never found together.

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I've noticed that. I think it's because, unlike other types of entertainment, pro athletes have to dedicate about 90% of their time from early childhood working on their game, and their bodies, and doesn't leave a lot of room for much else. Plus gettin' all that money real young doesn't help.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 12:09 PM (AzW6q)

333 Tina's Beef and Bean burritos are awesome. I can't find them around here anymore though.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 08, 2018 12:06 PM (4ErVI)


My mom lives on those. They cost about 40 cents each at the grocery store.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 08, 2018 12:09 PM (T71PA)

334 321 Apparently Machine Head broke up because Rob Flynn went full SJW.

Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2018 12:09 PM (mCMQ5)

335 (237) When you need a clean sample to avoid returning to PMITA prison, you buy it. Keep it frozen until you get the call for a surprise party random sample.

When the sample is handed over, it is a good idea for it to be somewhere near body temp.

Posted by: klaftern at October 08, 2018 12:09 PM (RuIsu)

336 While doing their "research." did they find obamas school records and actual Birth certificate?"

Right next to the rest of the OJ evidence.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 12:09 PM (6qErC)

337 Vice President Pence cost taxpayers at least $325,000 when he walked out of an NFL game last year in response to a protest during the national anthem, according to a new report.

HuffPost on Saturday reported based on newly released documents that Pence's hotel stay, travel, Secret Service protection and extra security measures added up to at least $325,000 in taxpayer dollars, not including the cost of local law enforcement or emergency services.
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How much did the taxpayer fork over for Michelle to take her mother to Africa?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 08, 2018 12:09 PM (vg8iE)

338 I always try the Sushi at Circle K.

Posted by: Rickie at October 08, 2018 12:09 PM (uLuPn)

339 I mighth have a subway 80 IQ but iah can beat your and yo day up wit one armf.

And I supporthed Trump!

Posted by: Iron Mike at October 08, 2018 12:09 PM (cTG4Q)

340 When Baboo, the Pakistani at 7-11, tells you not to eat the Spicy Bite, believe him. Things I've learned.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2018 12:09 PM (vV/gB)

341 NOW THAT KAVANAUGH'S IN CHARGE, IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE TRUMP THROWS US ALL IN THE CAMPS!!! RUN FOR YOU LIVES!!!

Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at October 08, 2018 12:10 PM (jDF8P)

342
Manchin refuses to debate his opponent Morrissey.

Is that the crying Morrissey?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 08, 2018 12:10 PM (4mUNO)

343 303 2018 the typical automobile or SUV cannot be maintained or repaired by a shop-class graduate anymore"

Actually, they can. Don't want you to think that, though, so you'll hit up the $95/hour dealership.

Or trade every 3 years.
===
Always knew there was a scam in it somewhere. But half the cost is the hoodoo involved in querying the vehicle computer to see what is making the noise I complained about, then burning daylight lifting the engine out get work room, since unlike a Chevy Nova there is no room to actually reach into the engine compartment. That and finding the laundry list of stuff that needs replacing sometime, like they have been doing since the first days of horseless carriages.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 08, 2018 12:10 PM (pFljN)

344 I have never been to Seattle, but I gotta believe it gets down right nasty in the winter.
========

Seattle doesn't get really cold like the midwest or northeast, but it's constantly wet in the winter. You probably wouldn't freeze in a tent, but it wouldn't be comfortable.

Seattle is super gross and dangerous. Last spring I met my brother who was in town for work at Pike market and we walked down to the waterfront past the Aquarium. The parking lots under the viaduct were filled with tents of homeless people and there were homeless people doing drugs in the parking garage stairwells near the aquarium. I don't feel safe taking my kids there by myself anymore (we used to have memberships to the aquarium).

Posted by: not the mama at October 08, 2018 12:10 PM (t2AQi)

345 Vice President Pence cost taxpayers at least $325,000"

"at least" 325K? Not 324,999?

Feh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 12:10 PM (6qErC)

346 My mom lives on those. They cost about 40 cents each at the grocery store.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 08, 2018 12:09 PM (T71PA)


My mother liked the Banquet meals for 99 cents.


She had a cast iron stomach.

Posted by: Jonesie at October 08, 2018 12:10 PM (uLuPn)

347 Some commenter said the Kav girls didn't look happy at the confirmation. Which was understandable, but made me

I'm glad to see this photographer caught them smiling.

Posted by: mindful webworker's many masks at October 08, 2018 12:10 PM (lcg5e)

348 Cereal Question - Why does Neil Young shoot his Baby Down By The River?

The baby has a manlier voice than he does ?

Posted by: JT at October 08, 2018 12:11 PM (0V1ed)

349 Seems to me those costs(if true) would have been the same if he stayed and watched the game.

Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2018 12:11 PM (mCMQ5)

350 >>>26 10
Who's the pretty dame holding the bible for Kav? Since his kids are there, is it is his wife?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2018 11:30 AM (I2dne)

Wife.
I bet she was walking funny the evening after he got confirmed.
BK needed to get some grindin' done.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
_______
YOU DAMN RIGHT SHE WAS!!!!

Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh's Gigantic Swinging Balls and Disproportionately Large Penis at October 08, 2018 12:11 PM (cTG4Q)

351 @325

Or how much it cost taxpayers where EVERY vacation by the Obama's was separate airplanes?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 08, 2018 12:11 PM (TN1P5)

352 38 >>Wow. Warming up urine in a public microwave. What a terrible thing to do.

No kidding. I always warm my urine in friend's microwaves.

Posted by: JackStraw

The sign prohibits warming anyone's urine.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 08, 2018 12:11 PM (IeDO8)

353 324 That politico article is mostly infuriatingly stupid, with a few paragraphs thrown in to give the illusion of balance. Not even Democrats could believe an article that was 100% "the problem is that Democrats are too sweet and principled and Republicans are too ruthless and vicious".
========
The Democrat-Socialist Progtards believe it like the Nicene Creed. Even Politico is selling out to them in the collective despair over Trump winning again, in time for the Mid-Terms.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 08, 2018 12:12 PM (pFljN)

354 Reading a Kohn tweet take about 15 points off your IQ

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 08, 2018 12:12 PM (JFO2v)

355 Apparently Machine Head broke up because Rob Flynn went full SJW.
Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2018 12:09 PM (mCMQ5)

Well ain't that just a hoot and a half. Their last two album were friggin' awesome. Quit disappointing me and just entertain me, clowns!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gosh Darn Mad at October 08, 2018 12:12 PM (xPJvm)

356 After failing to stop Kavanaugh's confirmation, Democrats wonder if it's time to be more ruthless https://t.co/NyserWzlvR

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I for one, look forward to a Ruth-less supreme court.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 08, 2018 12:12 PM (NF7WJ)

357 But half the cost is the hoodoo involved in querying the vehicle computer"

Ah yes. OBDII.

Or, your government at work.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 12:12 PM (6qErC)

358 41 Any predictions for just how long it will be before there is a Jeopardy answer "Who is Christine Blasey Ford?"

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS

What is crazy, lyin' hotmess, Alex?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 08, 2018 12:12 PM (IeDO8)

359 346 My mom lives on those. They cost about 40 cents each at the grocery store.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 08, 2018 12:09 PM (T71PA)


My mother liked the Banquet meals for 99 cents.


She had a cast iron stomach.
Posted by: Jonesie at October 08, 2018 12:10 PM (uLuPn)

I lived on them when I was poor, too.
That and chub hamburger meat and peanut butter.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 12:13 PM (bcbK8)

360 Vice President Pence cost taxpayers at least $325,000 when he walked out of an NFL game last year in response to a protest during the national anthem, according to a new report.

HuffPost on Saturday reported based on newly released documents that Pence's hotel stay, travel, Secret Service protection and extra security measures added up to at least $325,000 in taxpayer dollars, not including the cost of local law enforcement or emergency services.



Wouldn't it have cost that amount if Pence had stayed through the whole game? Unless he was planning on staying there forever.

Posted by: Hands at October 08, 2018 12:13 PM (786Ro)

361 How much did they spend on Michael Obama's codpieces?

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 08, 2018 12:13 PM (ngIDl)

362 334 321 Apparently Machine Head broke up because Rob Flynn went full SJW.
Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2018 12:09 PM (mCMQ5)

---

what a tool

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 08, 2018 12:13 PM (NF7WJ)

363 305
But you use fake pee, heated to 98.6. You strap the small bottle to the inside of your thigh using ace bandage wraps. You go into the stall and pee, by taking out the small bottle and squirting 1 oz into the cup.
Or so I've been told.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2018 12:03 PM (q1VoB)

That's for the common criminal. People of means buy a Wizzinator, which is a penis-looking appliance you wear during your "test". They can have heating devices (think hand warmers) near the reservoir, so no need for gas station microwaves. Looks like a penis, or enough so that the uncomfortable observer thinks it's legit with a quick glance.

Except that guy in prison I read about, who was black and had the white skin-tone appliance. (or vise-versa)

Posted by: Grimaldi at October 08, 2018 12:13 PM (/BXQJ)

364 33 Well, than where CAN you go warm your urine?

Posted by: Hikaru

There are lots of microwaves that don't prohibit it. At least there used to be before today.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 08, 2018 12:13 PM (IeDO8)

365 Heidi Heitkamp withdrew from the debate with her opponent.

I believe she's throwing in the towel.

Posted by: Derek at October 08, 2018 12:13 PM (uLuPn)

366 I look at that poster you put up... I don't know what to say. Shaking my head... I thought the gorillas woulda been better than that.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at October 08, 2018 12:14 PM (87ijN)

367 Not even Democrats could believe an article that was 100% "the problem is that Democrats are too sweet and principled and Republicans are too ruthless and vicious".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 08, 2018 12:08 PM (/qEW2)


Heh. You did read the evergreen Sally Kohn tweet, didn't you?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 08, 2018 12:14 PM (kilm6)

368 Live Nation
Live Nation
@LiveNation
JUST ANNOUNCED: An Evening with President
@BillClinton

And this is how we knew that leftists didn't give a shit about any of those charges.


Bill Clinton is STILL a leader of the dems more than 20 years after it was known that he was a sexual predator.

Posted by: Justice Brett Vengence is mine Kavanugh at October 08, 2018 12:14 PM (e1q4h)

369 I for one, look forward to a Ruth-less supreme court.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 08, 2018 12:12 PM



Now that's a thread winner

Posted by: Hands at October 08, 2018 12:14 PM (786Ro)

370
Rydym yn mynnu codau a limwyr yn y Gymraeg!
Posted by: Morons Cymreig at October 08, 2018 12:07 PM (ctuyM)

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are there Welsh Limericks?

asking for a Fwywffdnnnh

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 08, 2018 12:14 PM (NF7WJ)

371 These anti-unrine warming laws disproportionately impact the African American Trans Drug using communities and I will not stand for their opression like I stand to pee.

#FreePee

Posted by: Michelle Obama's Thumb Sized Clit at October 08, 2018 12:15 PM (cTG4Q)

372 Happy Columbus Day! Are we getting mail today?

Posted by: Susie at October 08, 2018 12:15 PM (uLuPn)

373 Never bet a Welsher.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 08, 2018 12:15 PM (ngIDl)

374
Florida town must have a lot of Indians. Urine drinking is a thing over there and it's more prevalent than you would think.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 08, 2018 12:02 PM (4ErVI)







It's sterile and I like the taste.

Queerbait.

Posted by: Zombie Patches O'Houlihan at October 08, 2018 12:15 PM (veoSD)

375 Mule piss! Get your mule piss heah!

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at October 08, 2018 12:15 PM (HiLJ1)

376 Bill Clinton is STILL a leader of the dems more than 20 years after it was known that he was a sexual predator.

Posted by: Justice Brett Vengence is mine Kavanugh at October 08, 2018 12:14 PM (e1q4h)


They need the cash. A lot of promises went without payment in Nov 2016.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2018 12:16 PM (q1VoB)

377 Rush is opening with the lamentations of the wimminz.

Posted by: Hands at October 08, 2018 12:16 PM (786Ro)

378 >>>361 How much did they spend on Michael Obama's codpieces?
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 08, 2018 12:13 PM (ngIDl)
______
Not needed.

That's all me baby

Posted by: Michelle Obama's Thumb Sized Clit at October 08, 2018 12:16 PM (cTG4Q)

379 Buncha leek-munching reprobates...

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 08, 2018 12:16 PM (fA1SL)

380 Remember they had a majority in the House for 2 years? And look what they did during it. We're still paying for that folly.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 08, 2018 11:44 AM (uCk+e)


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Two years of a Dem House?

Not sure of the downside.

Posted by: MAGA at October 08, 2018 12:16 PM (/8RAd)

381 Live Nation

@LiveNation

JUST ANNOUNCED: An Evening with President

@BillClinton

and former Secretary of State

@HillaryClinton

is coming to a city near you!


Mike Obama is supposedly going on tour for something and has rented out TD Garden in Boston. That has the potential for some embarrassing photo ops of a 3/4 empty building. I wouldn't go out to see Mike if she was on my porch.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 08, 2018 12:16 PM (jDF8P)

382 372 Happy Columbus Day! Are we getting mail today?
==
Hell no! The bureaucrats are home in front of the idiot box, or out on the links.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 08, 2018 12:16 PM (pFljN)

383 Finally ! I was waiting for führer's reaction, and there.it.is.

Posted by: runner at October 08, 2018 12:16 PM (bUjCl)

384 93 51 Also, like I said yesterday, I don't buy Tom Nichols as an expert even on Aliens.

I suspect I know more about Aliens that that guy does.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 11:34 AM (bcbK

But he has Credentials!

Go back to your cave, Neanderthal.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS

Getting anally probed by an alien would qualify one as an alien expert.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 08, 2018 12:16 PM (IeDO8)

385 Toga! Toga! Toga!

Posted by: Bluto at October 08, 2018 12:17 PM (uLuPn)

386 Heidi Heitkamp withdrew from the debate with her opponent.

I believe she's throwing in the towel.


Posted by: Derek at October 08, 2018 12:13 PM (uLuPn)


Her vote should assure her of a do-nothing post with a think-tank, foundation, or lobbying firm.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock Your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at October 08, 2018 12:17 PM (hLRSq)

387 are there Welsh Limericks? "

Limyrich a cybrin
Gyrychming a brywm
Cyimchir go wmbryn,
Dauco se bluem.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 12:17 PM (6qErC)

388 People of means buy a Wizzinator, which is a penis-looking appliance you wear during your "test". They can have heating devices (think hand warmers) near the reservoir, so no need for gas station microwaves. Looks like a penis, or enough so that the uncomfortable observer thinks it's legit with a quick glance.

Except that guy in prison I read about, who was black and had the white skin-tone appliance. (or vise-versa)
Posted by: Grimaldi at October 08, 2018 12:13 PM


The presumed right to use and abuse something and then walk away is a hallmark of male colonialis and privilege!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Marcie Bianco at October 08, 2018 12:17 PM (ctuyM)

389 Tom Steyer said Kavanaugh's appointment illustrates the problem of rich white men dominating politics.

Not kidding.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 08, 2018 11:57 AM (HiLJ1)
***********************

What's really unbelievable is Kavanaugh probably get's paid less and is worth less than what they pay their drivers, masseuse or body guards.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 08, 2018 12:17 PM (hECVl)

390
Well if Taylor Swift can turn an election, we are truly fucked
---
I'm sure Taylor is as influential as we were.

Posted by: The Dixie Chicks at October 08, 2018 12:18 PM (XQvuQ)

391 Oh man! I have the chance to spend real money I earned at a real job on being harangued by the Clintons?

Sign me up!

/sarc

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2018 12:18 PM (I2dne)

392 Getting anally probed by an alien would qualify one as an alien expert.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 08, 2018 12:16 PM (IeDO

-------

The CoC bona fide expert cuck cruisers have made our entire nation experts on getting anally probed by aliens.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 12:18 PM (AzW6q)

393 I has the sadz.

Posted by: Alyssa Milano at October 08, 2018 12:18 PM (uLuPn)

394 So, I went out to de garden and crushed de peonies by driving over dem, and now de old women are fomenting.

Posted by: Son of Crom at October 08, 2018 12:18 PM (znEOw)

395 Toga! Toga! Toga!
Posted by: Bluto"

*I gave my love a cherry,
that had no stone....*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 12:18 PM (6qErC)

396 389 Tom Steyer said Kavanaugh's appointment illustrates the problem of rich white men dominating politics.

Not kidding.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 08, 2018 11:57 AM (HiLJ1)



Tom Steyer: Speaking of people who probably have been anally probed by aliens....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 08, 2018 12:18 PM (ujg0T)

397 Willie Nelson is campaigning for a Democrat.

The Dementia is strong with that one.

Posted by: Waylon at October 08, 2018 12:19 PM (uLuPn)

398 Taylor Swift can turn an erection.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 08, 2018 12:19 PM (ngIDl)

399 REMEMBER: The Dems think that Insanity is their Growth Strategy.

They provide ever more elaborate premises for grievance and victimhood, and inculcate the pathology into their adherents. They run on a machinery of paranoid fear. Every group of the Left's coalition has an enemy group (racists, sexists, homophobes, transphobes, etc., etc., etc.) that they are trained to live in mortal terror of and trained to see them everywhere.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2018 12:19 PM (oVJmc)

400 So, I went out to de garden and crushed de peonies by driving over dem, and now de old women are fomenting."

De key is stuck, dude.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 12:19 PM (6qErC)

401 I has the sadz.
Posted by: Alyssa Milano at October 08, 2018 12:18 PM (uLuPn)
+++++++
But you got to go on Meet The Press! You're a totally legit political thinker now!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 08, 2018 12:20 PM (I2dne)

402 Seems very likely that the new and improved Republican Party will keep both the House and Senate.... time to provide lots of encouragement to them for releasing their Inner Attilas......

Posted by: kraken at October 08, 2018 12:20 PM (DpEis)

403 271 TJM,

I have a dau in publishing at a small house outside of DC. she does editing for Mascot books, if you're interested.
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 08, 2018 12:00 PM (8D42x)

============

What might this entail?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 08, 2018 12:20 PM (8o3AL)

404 Willie Nelson is campaigning for a Democrat."

Is? What's this, 1976?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 12:20 PM (6qErC)

405 I lived on them when I was poor, too.
That and chub hamburger meat and peanut butter.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 12:13 PM (bcbK


Mmmm, chub.

- Homer



I used to get that stuff for tacos (etc), until I found a two pound ball of fat in one. Never got one since.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 08, 2018 12:20 PM (1g7ch)

406 "You don't want to get caught up in the sweaty drudgery of Walnut ranching."

I swear to God last night I was looking at what it takes ti raise chestnuts. Unfortunately, until chestnut blight is eliminated, all you can really do is help breed resistant trees. Which takes half a dozen trees (a Chinese chestnut variety and two bloodlines of American chestnut), an acre of land that is carefully tended, and ten years. At the end of the ten years they expose the patch to chestnut blight, then cull any survivors that show too strong an influence from the Chinese chestnut ancestry.

Heartless people, tree ranchers.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 08, 2018 12:20 PM (8U5E4)

407 LOL. Fox business just played a clip of PDT saying many Dems will vote for the GOP, because their party has moved so far left and want to turn the US into Venezuela.

Again, Donny Two Scoops is a troll master.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 08, 2018 12:20 PM (8iiMU)

408 I just realized that portmanteau of bing and google is boogle. *this is very immature, isn't it ?

Posted by: runner at October 08, 2018 12:20 PM (bUjCl)

409 Doctor Professor Blasey Ford's neck reminds me of Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2018 12:20 PM (vV/gB)

410 The Astronaut: "One of the greatest leaders of modern times, Sir Winston Churchill said, 'in victory, magnanimity.' I guess those days are over."

I suppose he was talking about Justice Kavanaugh and Beach Blanket Betty. While it is indeed a victory for decency and the Rule of Law, it is an American defeat that Democrats were able to drag us through this Fraudulent Lynching in the first place.

After (dubiously) tweeting Churchill, he was instantly set upon by the Twitter Mob. He publicly recanted, abasing himself and groveling before the Proletarian Pitchforks:

"Did not mean to offend by quoting Churchill. My apologies. I will go and educate myself further on his atrocities, racist views which I do not support. My point was we need to come together as one nation. We are all Americans. That should transcend partisan politics."

If not for Churchill, they would all be tweeting in German.

Educate that.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 08, 2018 12:20 PM (Ndje9)

411 408 I just realized that portmanteau of bing and google is boogle. *this is very immature, isn't it ?
Posted by: runner at October 08, 2018 12:20 PM (bUjCl)

You do know where you are, right?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 12:21 PM (bcbK8)

412 >>>Buncha leek-munching reprobates...<<<<<

Be careful, Fluellen will give you a thumpin'.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at October 08, 2018 12:21 PM (3DZIZ)

413 I'm sure Taylor is as influential as we were.
Posted by: The Dixie Chicks at October 08, 2018 12:18 PM (XQvuQ)

------

But Taylor will switch sides after the Democrats treat her badly and she breaks up with them.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 08, 2018 12:21 PM (8XRCm)

414 49 Live Nation
Live Nation
@LiveNation
JUST ANNOUNCED: An Evening with President
@BillClinton
and former Secretary of State
@HillaryClinton
is coming to a city near you!

---

they're selling Devil's triangles?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 08, 2018 12:21 PM (NF7WJ)

415 Doctor Professor Blasey Ford's neck reminds me of Thanksgiving.

For 51 she sure didn't age well

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2018 12:21 PM (O2RFr)

416 I never bought the line that CBF had "something happen." I think she's just a liar, and not a good one, either.

But sadly, I get the vibe that young Alyssa was passed around like currency by H'wood perverts. I almost feel bad for her. But then, I just remind myself not to.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 12:22 PM (AzW6q)

417 are there Welsh Limericks?

asking for a Fwywffdnnnh
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 08, 2018 12:14 PM (NF7WJ)

More like a Haikw.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 08, 2018 12:22 PM (AURKQ)

418 368
Live Nation

Live Nation

@LiveNation

JUST ANNOUNCED: An Evening with President

@BillClinton



And this is how we knew that leftists didn't give a shit about any of those charges.





Bill Clinton is STILL a leader of the dems more than 20 years after it was known that he was a sexual predator.

Posted by: Justice Brett Vengence is mine Kavanugh at October 08, 2018 12:14 PM (e1q4h)


Do the handmaidens wear blue dresses to protest Bubba?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2018 12:22 PM (ymnmz)

419 Posted by: The Dixie Chicks"

A landslide, that was...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018 12:22 PM (6qErC)

420 Apparently Machine Head broke up because Rob Flynn went full SJW.

Posted by: steevy at October 08, 2018 12:09 PM (mCMQ5)



Well ain't that just a hoot and a half. Their last two album were
friggin' awesome. Quit disappointing me and just entertain me, clowns!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gosh Darn Mad at October 08, 2018 12:12 PM (xPJvm)


Not
sure I would call them metal in the "traditional" sense. They refer to
themselves as part of the "new wave of american metal". New
wave...meaning a break from the old ways. I do notice that some of these so called modern new wave metal types have a tendency to write whiny fucking songs under the cover of heavy guitar. Putting a fart cannon muffler on a honda don't make it a muscle car.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 08, 2018 12:22 PM (9Om/r)

421 I has the sadz.

Posted by: Alyssa Milano at October 08, 2018 12:18 PM (uLuPn)

If it wasn't for Twitter, I'd be working at Starbucks and blowing junkies in the men's room on my breaks.

Posted by: Alyssa Milano at October 08, 2018 12:22 PM (jDF8P)

422 254
Taylor Swift just bowed to the pressure to get her to talk politics,
that's all. She's not trying to buy anything with it, she probably just
got sick of every party and every event having people surround her and
yell at her for not saying anything like a smart entertainer who doesn't
want to alienate half her audience.



Except in her case, her audience is 13 year old girls who don't even know what a Democrat is, so probably no harm, no foul.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 08, 2018

*
*
She's been in the business a while, so some of her early fans would be old enough to vote. On the other hand, they may have outgrown her work and aren't paying attention to her latest announcement; or they may have grown up and stopped being moonbats (if they were tending that way at 13-15).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 08, 2018 12:23 PM (lNEaL)

423 You do know where you are, right?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 12:21 PM (bcbK

Pro-forma add on...shhhh....

Posted by: runner at October 08, 2018 12:23 PM (bUjCl)

424 The fat one?

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 08, 2018 12:23 PM (ngIDl)

425 >>>Yep, she was bullied into taking their position publicly.

I used to think Kanye was a jerk for interrupting Swift whom I felt sorry for. Now I realize Swift has no integrity and Kanye at least has the courage of his convictions. He has the superior character. Odd how this administration has gotten all the masks to drop.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 08, 2018 12:23 PM (/qEW2)

426 test here says you have a mild fever of 205 degrees Fahrenheit

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 08, 2018 12:23 PM (Fp/uJ)

427 ..I don't use google for anything. Just junk mail. So there.

Posted by: runner at October 08, 2018 12:24 PM (bUjCl)

428 So Baby Metal for the win?

So a boof-cannon?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 08, 2018 12:24 PM (8Jf80)

429 279
Why shoot
a ship full of perfectly good Mexican weather girls when you could pack
it full of MS-13 thugs and keep the weather girls as handmaidens?


how are they at digging canals?

Posted by: Anachronda at October 08, 2018 12:24 PM (2//jc)

430 415
Doctor Professor Blasey Ford's neck reminds me of Thanksgiving.



For 51 she sure didn't age well

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2018 12:21 PM (O2RFr)


Has anyone seen her since the hearing?

No reporters beating a path to her door?
Nothing?
Has anyone even asked for an interview? Can we see the emails of the requests?
Is the press aiding in hiding Balsey?

Biggest story of the year and no one will interview the principal /only "witness".
100% smear operation.




Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2018 12:25 PM (ymnmz)

431 "How much did the taxpayer fork over for Michelle to take her mother to Africa?Posted by: bicentennialguy
and like 25 of her friends ...

how much does the kneeling hate of America cost US in lost tax revenue from NFL merchandise, fan attendance, all the various economic activity around it? $3.2B per week ... exactly. Studies show. ha
Pence walking out on America Hate is as important as fighting the actual wars via military. All is war now ... mostly PsyOp war.

AND Michelle spent that money in Africa, Pence money went to local cops ... they love the overtime ... and as Dems tell us, each dollar spent generates another two dollars in trickle down economic activity ... hurray for Pence.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 08, 2018 12:25 PM (Cus5s)

432 415
Doctor Professor Blasey Ford's neck reminds me of Thanksgiving.



For 51 she sure didn't age well

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2018 12:21 PM (O2RFr)


I still say they made her look like that as a disguise.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2018 12:25 PM (ymnmz)

433
Dear DiFi, Spartacus, Cameltoe and Chucky,

Thanks you so much for accomplishing something that has been missing from our party since 2016. Namely, getting the Trumpsters and the NeverTrumpers to work together to achieve a common goal. Your actions have galvanized Republicans everywhere, right before the midterms.

Except for Billy The Cuck Kristal. Fuck THAT guy inparticular.

Thank You

Posted by: fixerupper at October 08, 2018 12:25 PM (8XRCm)

434 "Only for food use. Do not warm urine."

I do not understand this sign.

Posted by: Mahatma Ghandi at October 08, 2018 12:26 PM (Ndje9)

435 It prides me that the Horde have embraced the canal network plan with such enthusiasm.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 08, 2018 12:26 PM (fA1SL)

436 I haven't checked e mail in ages. It is a platform for companies I don't want to talk to contact me.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 08, 2018 12:26 PM (ngIDl)

437
372 Happy Columbus Day! Are we getting mail today?


no, the lefties in the bureaucracy are horrified at this racist, colonialist celebration of privilege, but they are still taking the day off

Posted by: brak at October 08, 2018 12:26 PM (VckGX)

438 NOW THAT KAVANAUGH'S IN CHARGE, IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE TRUMP THROWS US ALL IN THE CAMPS!!! RUN FOR YOU LIVES!!!


Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at October 08, 2018 12:10 PM (jDF8P)



You shall mine my copper at Trump Camp Keweenaw for the remainder of your existence on this plane, mortal. Then you shall labor on a plane yet to be determined, one not classy and luxurious, but magnificent in its torments.

Posted by: The GEOTUS at October 08, 2018 12:26 PM (hLRSq)

439 416 I never bought the line that CBF had "something happen." I think she's just a liar, and not a good one, either.

But sadly, I get the vibe that young Alyssa was passed around like currency by H'wood perverts. I almost feel bad for her. But then, I just remind myself not to.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 12:22 PM (AzW6q)

It's truly strange that celebrity women identify conservative and Republican rapists everywhere but are unable to remember the Democrats who actually abused them.
It's an odd form of mental illness, which probably has a name.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 08, 2018 12:26 PM (nBr1j)

440 Heidi Heitkamp withdrew from the debate with her opponent.

I believe she's throwing in the towel.

Posted by: Derek at October 08, 2018 12:13 PM (uLuPn)

----------------

The goters have told her it's time to give it up. She's down about 12 points. Hence her no vote on Kav. Going down with the ship.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 08, 2018 12:26 PM (I16G8)

441 428 So Baby Metal for the win?

So a boof-cannon?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 08, 2018 12:24 PM (8Jf80)

yes and yes.

Oh, did everything turn out ok last night?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 12:27 PM (bcbK8)

442 Headline at Daily Caller:

In His First Day on the Job, Kavanaugh has Hired as Many Black Law Clerks as RBG Has in Her Entire Tenure

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 08, 2018 12:27 PM (HiLJ1)

443 Doctor Professor Blasey Ford's neck reminds me of Thanksgiving.





For 51 she sure didn't age well



Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2018 12:21 PM (O2RFr)




Ghastly is the word I would go with.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 08, 2018 12:27 PM (9Om/r)

444 Slept like a baby Winning!

Posted by: LASue at October 08, 2018 12:27 PM (wMHPW)

445 What breed of dog is served at the BP station?

Posted by: JEF at October 08, 2018 12:27 PM (uLuPn)

446
*note to self: Don't use convenience store microwaves*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 08, 2018 12:27 PM (yAc+w)

447 Columbus discovered America.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 08, 2018 12:28 PM (ngIDl)

448 Avenge Me!

Posted by: Ford Female at October 08, 2018 12:28 PM (uLuPn)

449 Somebody on the Morning Report thread said that hideous harpy Debra Katz was now begging Republicans to back off of her, but I couldn't find an article about that.

Anybody got a link?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 12:28 PM (AzW6q)

450 379
Buncha leek-munching reprobates...

did somebody say leeks?

https://leekspin.com/

Posted by: Anachronda at October 08, 2018 12:28 PM (2//jc)

451 439
416 I never bought the line that CBF had "something happen." I think she's just a liar, and not a good one, either.



But sadly, I get the vibe that young Alyssa was passed around like
currency by H'wood perverts. I almost feel bad for her. But then, I just
remind myself not to.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 12:22 PM (AzW6q)



It's truly strange that celebrity women identify conservative and
Republican rapists everywhere but are unable to remember the Democrats
who actually abused them.

It's an odd form of mental illness, which probably has a name.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 08, 2018 12:26 PM (nBr1j)


Transference.- lay the blame on a psychologically acceptably perp, keeps their brains from exploding.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2018 12:29 PM (ymnmz)

452 Hello, my name is Johnny Cash.

Posted by: Johnny Cash at October 08, 2018 12:29 PM (uLuPn)

453 Getting pretty tired of people saying 'Indigenous Peoples Day' at work.

Fucking Seattle, man...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 12:29 PM (bcbK8)

454 449
Somebody on the Morning Report thread said that hideous harpy Debra Katz
was now begging Republicans to back off of her, but I couldn't find an
article about that.



Anybody got a link?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 12:28 PM (AzW6q)


I don't think the War Turtle is gonna fall for the "Be a Sport" defense on this one.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2018 12:29 PM (ymnmz)

455
Somebody on the Morning Report thread said that hideous harpy Debra Katz was now begging Republicans to back off of her

-----

Sorry sugar tits. New rules and all. I do wish you the best tho and good luck. Youre going to need it.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 08, 2018 12:30 PM (8XRCm)

456 Just to bring you up, the Giants, Eggles and Cowgirls all lost yesterday. The Redskins play the Saints (intolerant Cat Lick Catamites) tonight on Native American Monday Night Football. I believe God is sending a big message. All should pay attention.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2018 12:30 PM (vV/gB)

457 452 Hello, my name is Johnny Cash.
Posted by: Johnny Cash at October 08, 2018 12:29 PM (uLuPn)

Oh thank God.

*Puts 'When the Man Comes Around' on*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 12:30 PM (bcbK8)

458 290
and sundries "



"Sundries"?



Hey, it's the bee's knees!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 08, 2018

*
*
And "notions." I sued to see that as a department in Woolworth's. What exactly were "notions," other than fleeting ideas in somebody's head?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 08, 2018 12:30 PM (lNEaL)

459 The streets aren't going to poop on themselves, Kemosabe.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 08, 2018 12:30 PM (ngIDl)

460 Getting pretty tired of people saying 'Indigenous Peoples Day' at work.

Fucking Seattle, man...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 12:29 PM (bcbK

----

Then tell them to get the fuck out?

Posted by: fixerupper at October 08, 2018 12:31 PM (8XRCm)

461 438 NOW THAT KAVANAUGH'S IN CHARGE, IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE TRUMP THROWS US ALL IN THE CAMPS!!! RUN FOR YOU LIVES!!!

Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at October 08, 2018 12:10 PM (jDF8P)



I like the idea of a special punishment cell of Sally Kohn. Just her and a Sybian (google it--NSFW)

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 08, 2018 12:31 PM (ujg0T)

462 Anybody got a good recipe for beer biscuits?

Posted by: Martha Stewart at October 08, 2018 12:31 PM (uLuPn)

463 If the Indians beat the Astros today, can we call it even and let bygones be bygones?

Posted by: Zombie Christopher Columbus at October 08, 2018 12:31 PM (786Ro)

464 249 Taylor Swift. What about the third shift crew down at Sheetz?
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 08, 2018 11:58 AM (ngIDl)

[Pauses while running squeegee through gaps in teeth] Dude. We got standards.

Posted by: Third Shift Janitor at the Scheetz at October 08, 2018 12:31 PM (RD7QR)

465 Just to bring you up, the Giants, Eggles and Cowgirls all lost yesterday. The Redskins play the Saints (intolerant Cat Lick Catamites) tonight on Native American Monday Night Football. I believe God is sending a big message. All should pay attention.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2018 12:30 PM (vV/gB)

------

I dont need timeouts this year.

Posted by: Andy Reid at October 08, 2018 12:31 PM (8XRCm)

466 Taylor Swift - Low-Miles Madonna

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2018 12:32 PM (oVJmc)

467 440 Heidi Heitkamp withdrew from the debate with her opponent.

I believe she's throwing in the towel.

Posted by: Derek at October 08, 2018 12:13 PM (uLuPn)

----------------

The goters have told her it's time to give it up. She's down about 12 points. Hence her no vote on Kav. Going down with the ship.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 08, 2018 12:26 PM (I16G

==========

Dude...I joked a couple of days ago that I was surprised that she was even campaigning anymore...

Does that make it funnier or less funny?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 08, 2018 12:32 PM (8o3AL)

468
I still say they made her look like that as a disguise.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2018 12:25 PM (ymnmz)

It's interesting that you say that. During the hearings, her hair was constantly in her face, and I kept wondering when she was going to brush it back. At one point it was in her mouth, and she didn't brush it back. Who puts up with that? I would have taken a shoelace from someone to put my hair back, so was it a badly fitted lace wig (SWIDT) or some weird habit?

Posted by: moki at October 08, 2018 12:32 PM (mFoNl)

469 "It's OK Alyssa. Everyone loved you in 'Who's the Boss.'"
LOL

Posted by: JAS at October 08, 2018 12:32 PM (3HNOQ)

470 "Getting pretty tired of people saying 'Indigenous Peoples Day' at work."


Mammoth murderers works for me.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock Your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at October 08, 2018 12:32 PM (hLRSq)

471 I like the idea of a special punishment cell of Sally Kohn. Just her and a Sybian (google it--NSFW)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 08, 2018 12:31 PM (ujg0T)


We don't use Goolag here.
Away wi' ye.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 08, 2018 12:32 PM (59GGI)

472
I thought Obama was supposed to jump into the midterms. He sure was quit during the confirmation dust up.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 08, 2018 12:32 PM (TAmPV)

473 Does anybody really know what time it is?

Posted by: Darlene at October 08, 2018 12:33 PM (uLuPn)

474 >>>425 >>>Yep, she was bullied into taking their position publicly.

I used to think Kanye was a jerk for interrupting Swift whom I felt sorry for. Now I realize Swift has no integrity and Kanye at least has the courage of his convictions. He has the superior character. Odd how this administration has gotten all the masks to drop.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 08, 2018 12:23 PM (/qEW2)

__________
Now you know why I stole that bishes microphone.

Everything she said was BS

She ain't even a country singer no more - and that's what she was slapping on about when I snatched it right out her lanky WNBA fingers

#DragonEnergyBeatsGiraffeThunder

Posted by: Kanye at October 08, 2018 12:33 PM (cTG4Q)

475 It's truly strange that celebrity women identify conservative and
Republican rapists everywhere but are unable to remember the Democrats
who actually abused them.

It's an odd form of mental illness, which probably has a name.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 08, 2018 12:26 PM (nBr1j)


Transference.- lay the blame on a psychologically acceptably perp, keeps their brains from exploding.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2018 12:29 PM (ymnmz)

These Hollywood women were used & abused by democrats, so they must think that Republicans are even worse.

Posted by: josephistan at October 08, 2018 12:33 PM (7HtZB)

476 REMEMBER: The Dems think that Insanity is their Growth Strategy.

They provide ever more elaborate premises for grievance and victimhood, and inculcate the pathology into their adherents. They run on a machinery of paranoid fear.
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Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2018 12:19 PM (oVJmc)


It really is as if they are trapped in a cult compound. They love and worship the cult leaders who are harming them, and they hate any outsider who might shed a little sanity into their lives.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 08, 2018 12:33 PM (/qEW2)

477 It prides me that the Horde have embraced the canal network plan with such enthusiasm.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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One can't have too many canals, especially given the abundance of available labor we anticipate.

It's like a cosmic intersectionality of convenience.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 08, 2018 12:33 PM (yAc+w)

478 Can anyone explain why it is that supporting Brett Kavanaugh makes one a tool of the patriarchy and abuser of one's white privilege, while supporting Robert O'Rourke ("Beto) does not?

Both white dudes who grew up privileged, enjoyed drinking when younger...

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2018 12:33 PM (W+vEI)

479 Does anybody really know what time it is?
Posted by: Darlene at October 08, 2018 12:33 PM (uLuPn)

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Does anybody really care ????

Posted by: fixerupper at October 08, 2018 12:34 PM (8XRCm)

480 476
It really is as if they are trapped in a cult compound. They love and worship the cult leaders who are harming them, and they hate any outsider who might shed a little sanity into their lives.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 08, 2018 12:33 PM (/qEW2)

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That's too kind to them.

There are no leaders. There is only the noise of the energy of the base of the party.

Where the energy dictates the party should go, the party goes.

It's a mob.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 08, 2018 12:34 PM (8o3AL)

481 471 I like the idea of a special punishment cell of Sally Kohn. Just her and a Sybian (google it--NSFW)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 08, 2018 12:31 PM (ujg0T)

We don't use Goolag here.
Away wi' ye.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 08, 2018 12:32 PM (59GGI)



Good point. Like "Xerox" it has so permeated the culture that it becomes synonymous with "use your search engine".

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 08, 2018 12:34 PM (ujg0T)

482 Sally Kohn's book is "The Opposite of Hate: A Field Guide to Repairing Our Humanity."

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 08, 2018 12:34 PM (s21hu)

483 Blasey Ford has proved to be the Rosie Ruiz of Democrat strategies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 08, 2018 12:34 PM (yAc+w)

484 470 "Getting pretty tired of people saying 'Indigenous Peoples Day' at work."


Mammoth murderers works for me.
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Horse connoisseurs.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2018 12:35 PM (vV/gB)

485 I thought Obama was supposed to jump into the midterms. He sure was quit during the confirmation dust up.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 08, 2018 12:32 PM (TAmPV)

Shhh. Maybe he'll stay gone.

Posted by: Professor at October 08, 2018 12:35 PM (uLuPn)

486 Well I am still here so yes it did turn out well. From my point of view.

No burnt pile of dog poo on front porch either.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 08, 2018 12:35 PM (8Jf80)

487 Dude...I joked a couple of days ago that I was surprised that she was even campaigning anymore...

Does that make it funnier or less funny?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 08, 2018 12:32 PM (8o3AL)

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It doesn't look like she is bothering to campaign anymore. Her time is prolly better spent lining up her next gig.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 08, 2018 12:35 PM (I16G8)

488 Diving Dick Blumenthal also claimed in 2004 to be the captain on the swim team at Harvard. He was never even on the team.

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2018 12:35 PM (uEbPt)

489
Ugh, Quiet

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 08, 2018 12:36 PM (TAmPV)

490
"Getting pretty tired of people saying 'Indigenous Peoples Day' at work."

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Awesome.... round up all the old people and leav em on the ice floes and the prairie this winter...

Posted by: fixerupper at October 08, 2018 12:36 PM (8XRCm)

491 466 Taylor Swift - Low-Miles Madonna
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2018 12:32 PM (oVJmc)

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let me know if she's due for inspection / lube job

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 08, 2018 12:36 PM (NF7WJ)

492 485
I thought Obama was supposed to jump into the midterms. He sure was quit during the confirmation dust up.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 08, 2018 12:32 PM (TAmPV)



Shhh. Maybe he'll stay gone.





Posted by: Professor at October 08, 2018 12:35 PM (uLuPn)

If he sticks his head up, PDT will take a great big giant FISA sized turd on him.
He has to keep his head down.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2018 12:36 PM (ymnmz)

493 Casino Day.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 08, 2018 12:36 PM (ngIDl)

494 469 "It's OK Alyssa. Everyone loved you in 'Who's the Boss.'"
LOL
Posted by: JAS at October 08, 2018 12:32 PM (3HNOQ)

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Now they love me in the reboot

Posted by: Donald J Trump at October 08, 2018 12:36 PM (NF7WJ)

495 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 08, 2018 12:37 PM (72PAC)

496 I have serious Daddy Issues.

Posted by: Taylor Swift at October 08, 2018 12:37 PM (uLuPn)

497 Where the energy dictates the party should go, the party goes.

It's a mob.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 08, 2018 12:34 PM (8o3AL)

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This - it's a feedback loop. And it is among Trumpsters too... look at the rallies, as they reach a fever pitch, and Trump and the crowd just increase in energy, feeding off of each other.

The difference being that Trump's dragon energy is positive and joyful, where the Democrats demon energy is negative, sad, angry and hateful.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Loaded Dice at October 08, 2018 12:37 PM (AzW6q)

498 We live in fear that, someday...she's gonna snap. And you know who's gonna pay the price for that. Please don't hurt us, mommy!

Posted by: Jen Rubin's Cats at October 08, 2018 12:37 PM (jDF8P)

499 >>>let me know if she's due for inspection / lube job
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 08, 2018 12:36 PM (NF7WJ)
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Pfffffft. You're tree is going for the wrong barker.

She's a dyke sahn.

Posted by: Kanye at October 08, 2018 12:38 PM (cTG4Q)

500 472
I thought Obama was supposed to jump into the midterms. He sure was quit during the confirmation dust up.
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After two appearances he was given the hook. Polling must have been especially horrid to do that.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 08, 2018 12:38 PM (vV/gB)

501 490


"Getting pretty tired of people saying 'Indigenous Peoples Day' at work."



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Awesome.... round up all the old people and leav em on the ice floes and the prairie this winter...

Posted by: fixerupper at October 08, 2018 12:36 PM (8XRCm)


10,000 years they had a continent hemisphere to themselves.
Not one written manuscript.


Not judging, just saying.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2018 12:38 PM (ymnmz)

502 I thought Obama was supposed to jump into the midterms. He sure was quit during the confirmation dust up.




Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 08, 2018 12:32 PM (TAmPV)



Probably having trouble finding candidates who want him to show up.

Posted by: Vendette at October 08, 2018 12:38 PM (ANdO9)

503 484 470 "Getting pretty tired of people saying 'Indigenous Peoples Day' at work."


Mammoth murderers works for me.
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Horse connoisseurs.
Posted by: Puddin Head
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Go with 'Original Peoples'. They might find this confusing, but that's the point.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 08, 2018 12:38 PM (yAc+w)

504 Forget the canals.

Year Zero rice patty coolies is my idea for the Bronies and Leftists.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 08, 2018 12:38 PM (8Jf80)

505 First the Kenworth, then the Mack, then those team drivers in the Peterbilt. I'm never gonna get out of this truck stop and I'm outta mouthwash!

Posted by: Alyssa Milano at October 08, 2018 12:39 PM (xzqr4)

506 499
>>>let me know if she's due for inspection / lube job

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 08, 2018 12:36 PM (NF7WJ)

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Pfffffft. You're tree is going for the wrong barker.



She's a dyke sahn.





Posted by: Kanye at October 08, 2018

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Is that why Taylor never seems to hang onto a boyfriend for long?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 08, 2018 12:39 PM (lNEaL)

507 OK, yeah I'm very lazy about some things, but WTFF about that astronaut and his idiotic behavior online, apologizing to idiotic ignoramuses about quoting Churchill?


What was the context, the situation? Why is an astronaut getting into this crap anyway?


Adding to the horror, the responses to his disgraceful idiocy have mostly been meh, nothing-burgers. Just dry boring reminders, partial, halting, of how important Churchill was to to combating evil and saving civilization.



Posted by: rhomboid at October 08, 2018 12:39 PM (QDnY+)

508 499 >>>let me know if she's due for inspection / lube job
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 08, 2018 12:36 PM (NF7WJ)
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Pfffffft. You're tree is going for the wrong barker.

She's a dyke sahn.

Posted by: Kanye at October 08, 2018 12:38 PM (cTG4Q)

Bi at most.

I'm willing to investigate.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 12:39 PM (bcbK8)

509 438
You shall mine my copper at Trump Camp Keweenaw for the remainder of
your existence on this plane, mortal. Then you shall labor on a plane
yet to be determined, one not classy and luxurious, but magnificent in
its torments.


helicopters all busy?

Posted by: Anachronda at October 08, 2018 12:39 PM (2//jc)

510 >>>496 I have serious Daddy Issues.
Posted by: Taylor Swift at October 08, 2018 12:37 PM (uLuPn)


IM A LET YOU FINISH, BUT TRUMP HAD OF THE BEST PRESIDENCIES OF ALL TIME

OF ALL TIME

Posted by: Kanye at October 08, 2018 12:40 PM (cTG4Q)

511 It's interesting that you say that. During the hearings, her hair was constantly in her face, and I kept wondering when she was going to brush it back. At one point it was in her mouth, and she didn't brush it back. Who puts up with that? I would have taken a shoelace from someone to put my hair back, so was it a badly fitted lace wig (SWIDT) or some weird habit?
Posted by: moki at October 08, 2018 12:32 PM (mFoNl)

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All part of a carefully coached and contrived look. Stupid ploy that got her nowhere, but planned.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 08, 2018 12:40 PM (I16G8)

512 One can't have too many canals, especially given the abundance of available labor we anticipate.

It's like a cosmic intersectionality of convenience.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 08, 2018 12:33 PM (yAc+w)

Have to dig secondary canals to transport the canal diggers to the primary canal projects....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 08, 2018 12:40 PM (AURKQ)

513 486 Well I am still here so yes it did turn out well. From my point of view.

No burnt pile of dog poo on front porch either.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 08, 2018 12:35 PM (8Jf80)

Glad on both counts.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 12:41 PM (bcbK8)

514
"Stick good."

Posted by: Something said by an indigenous person at October 08, 2018 12:41 PM (yAc+w)

515 I saw Spittle-Flecked Rage-Monkeys open for Wellstone Funeral at the Williams Arena in the Fall of 2002. Strangely, Spittle-Flecked Rage-Monkeys had an encore performance to close the show too.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 08, 2018 12:41 PM (6eEQ+)

516 363 305
But you use fake pee, heated to 98.6. You strap the small bottle to the inside of your thigh using ace bandage wraps. You go into the stall and pee, by taking out the small bottle and squirting 1 oz into the cup.
Or so I've been told.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2018 12:03 PM (q1VoB)

That's for the common criminal. People of means buy a Wizzinator, which is a penis-looking appliance you wear during your "test". They can have heating devices (think hand warmers) near the reservoir, so no need for gas station microwaves. Looks like a penis, or enough so that the uncomfortable observer thinks it's legit with a quick glance.

Except that guy in prison I read about, who was black and had the white skin-tone appliance. (or vise-versa)

Posted by: Grimaldi

Is that what it's for? Can anyone recommend a good proctologist?

Posted by: Barry at October 08, 2018 12:41 PM (IeDO8)

517 Gaylord got the hook?

He got fired from the Gong Show?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 08, 2018 12:42 PM (8Jf80)

518
Have to dig secondary canals to transport the canal diggers to the primary canal projects....
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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It's like a model of nuclear fusion!

Posted by: Something said by an indigenous person at October 08, 2018 12:42 PM (yAc+w)

519 482 Sally Kohn's book is "The Opposite of Hate: A Field Guide to Repairing Our Humanity."
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at October 08, 2018 12:34 PM (s21hu)


Yeah, right. While she dishes out insults to conservatives on social media.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 08, 2018 12:42 PM (kilm6)

520 10,000 years they had a continent hemisphere to themselves.
Not one written manuscript.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2018 12:38 PM (ymnmz)

To be fair, they were busy cutting out people's hearts for Tlaloc.

Posted by: Skeptical looking Savannah Guthrie at October 08, 2018 12:44 PM (6HWvp)

521 Nood

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 08, 2018 12:44 PM (bcbK8)

522 Noooooooooo!!!!
He's going to stop us from killing our babies!!! Bbbbut, bbbbut it's our RIGHT to kill our babies!!!!! Bwaaaaaaa!!!!

Posted by: Ma Duece at October 08, 2018 12:44 PM (0dmP2)

523 They were too busy on the Great Plains going to war and stealing wives to write anything down.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 08, 2018 12:45 PM (8Jf80)

524 Oleg Deripaska's (US) assets seized. Hmmm.


China lowers reserve requirements for banks. Normally something only done in the healthiest of environments, in this case, to me, a big eyebrow-raiser, as a stimulative move in the context of a ramshackle financial structure and a faltering economy.


I didn't know this, but Justine Trudeau's situation is even more ridiculous than already known. According to Ezra Levant, he has a senior advisor who's only apparent function is pathetic ineffectual trolling of Trump and, now, Melania on the twatters.



Posted by: rhomboid at October 08, 2018 12:46 PM (QDnY+)

525 Room temp Urine would interact with Democrats diet of dead babies and Progessive-biotics.

Posted by: saf at October 08, 2018 12:47 PM (5IHGB)

526 "Notions" is sewing shit. Needles, threads, buttons, etc.

Posted by: sunflower at October 08, 2018 12:49 PM (Exn6m)

527 What amazes me is that nobody seems to understand what the "attack" on Kavanaugh was all about. The Dems played the "Roe vs Wade" card to get their brain-dead XX chromosome nitwits up in arms, but anyone who has observed DiFi for the last few decades as I have KNOWS it had nothing to do with the wymyns, per se. It was all about Di's decades long wet dream - eviscerate the 2nd Amendment, and Kavanaugh is a threat to THAT, not females.

Posted by: Grannymimi at October 08, 2018 12:51 PM (u5LFV)

528 I prefer my urine stirred mid stream with an Olive,and with Olive on my lap...Jimmy Bond 'eh..GOLDEN FINGAAH!!!!

Posted by: saf at October 08, 2018 12:54 PM (5IHGB)

529 It rubs the notion on its skin, or else it gets the sheer stockings again.

Posted by: Jame Gumb, the Macy's Years at October 08, 2018 01:02 PM (znEOw)

530 Here come da Judge.

Posted by: Jim H at October 08, 2018 01:38 PM (GlBgT)

531 Looks like @Najiyya_Al_Rash has raised almost $15 for her therapy!

Posted by: Brian Gass at October 08, 2018 02:52 PM (9nJFk)

532 The Bigfoot pic

Hahahahahahaha

Now I need to go read the post! al eee oop

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 08, 2018 03:05 PM (HddOg)

533 Anyone have the original full video of Hitler Learns Kavanaugh...??

That's a truncated version. Youtube has been censoring and ripping down the full version. Somebody out there has a copy, right?

Posted by: james gregg at October 08, 2018 05:52 PM (FcoBX)

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