The Morning Rant

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"I think Christine Blasey Ford is a fake and a phony, and here's why: she should've been even more outraged than Kavanaugh at what the Democrats did to her. Ford supposedly sent a letter to the Democrat congresswoman detailing her allegations about Kavanaugh with the understanding that her name would be kept confidential. Now we can discuss whether that's a reasonable expectation given the nature of her accusations (hint: it isn't), but she was either promised confidentiality, or was led to expect it. But whatever the case, her name was immediately leaked to the media and the reporters came knocking on her door. So, in other words, she was lied to. Deliberately lied to, and she complained about getting death threats because of the leak. But where's her outrage? It's clearly some Democrat who leaked her name, but Ford's reaction was strangely muted. She was like, yeah, I got death threats, but now let's talk about the horrible things Brett Kavanaugh did to me. If that had happened to me, if I was some innocent, random apolitical citizen of the sort the Democrats are presenting Ford as, who entrusted my confidentiality to a politician who then turned around and broadcast my personal information to score political points, and turned my life into a circus, I'd be screaming bloody murder. I'd be tearing arms and legs off. Whoever did this to me, I'd be strangling with their own entrails, and no jury would ever convict me. That's how a normal person would react to such a calculated betrayal. And that's how we know that Ford is not some random citizen, but rather a well-coached, well-financed political operative. How she got hooked up with the scum Democrats is irrelevant at this point. 'Oh, but her story is so credible and believable' say all the commentators. Yeah, well, look, I got this counterfeit $100 bill here and guess what, it looks very credible and believable, too. That's the way it was designed to look. To fool people into thinking it's the real thing. Of course, we're never going to get the real story here, because our media is packed full of partisan hack journalists who refuse to ask any questions which answers might disrupt the narrative they prefer to believe in. It's like the Democrats have told them 'here is an innocent waif who was brutally manhandled by Brett Kavanaugh 36 years ago. Don't ask any background questions about who she is, where she came from, or why her internet presence has recently been scrubbed.' And the media replies 'yes boss, anything you say, boss. Shaking the tree for you here, boss.' It's enough to make me want to puke."



War:

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Hmmm...

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How Could The Invertebrate Lindsey Graham Grow a Spine So Quickly?




The Latest From the Creepy Porn Lawyer:





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Blumenthal is such a sleazy bastard, I would have paid big money to watch this exchange.



"Better Put Some Ice On That"

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It's Only Natural:

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Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:25 AM




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1 Florida....Wow

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2018 11:24 AM (O2RFr)

2 In before rape!

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 01, 2018 11:25 AM (xBSm0)

3 If it's okay to attack someone because you think that person is destroying our democracy, does that mean that I can attack someone who I think is destroying our democracy?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 01, 2018 11:25 AM (8o3AL)

4 Horrible sexism out of florida.

Nobody would complain about a woman doing yardwork naked.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 01, 2018 11:26 AM (KUaJL)

5 have we seen her HS grades to verify that she suffered from this assault and the it affected her as she claimed?

Posted by: Jeff Flake at October 01, 2018 11:26 AM (9qOCq)

6 Here in Missouri, naked yard work is a No- Go.... chiggers & ticks, yo...

Posted by: kraken at October 01, 2018 11:27 AM (DpEis)

7 Nobody would complain about a woman doing yardwork naked.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 01, 2018 11:26 AM (KUaJL)

For may values of 'woman' but not all, particularly in Florida.

Posted by: Carpe Manana at October 01, 2018 11:27 AM (PbH71)

8 3 If it's okay to attack someone because you think that person is destroying our democracy, does that mean that I can attack someone who I think is destroying our democracy?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 01, 2018 11:25 AM (8o3AL)

Sorry. The working definition of "destroying our democracy" is "not fully accepting our progressive socialist experiment."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 01, 2018 11:27 AM (KUaJL)

9 No one tell Avenetti that the committee has nothing more on Kavanaugh, it's now in McConnell's hands.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock Your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at October 01, 2018 11:27 AM (hLRSq)

10 Top ten! Now the content!

Posted by: cornbred at October 01, 2018 11:27 AM (ISHnY)

11 4 Horrible sexism out of florida.

Nobody would complain about a woman doing yardwork naked.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 01, 2018 11:26 AM (KUaJL)

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I'm moving to Florida!!!

Posted by: Diane Feinstein at October 01, 2018 11:27 AM (9qOCq)

12 "our democracy"

Like I always say, their "we" and "our" does not include me and mine.

So OK then, Chachi.

Light the fuse or STFU.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2018 11:28 AM (AURKQ)

13 Aquitaine Mode 5 time.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 01, 2018 11:28 AM (kWfum)

14 >>6
Here in Missouri, naked yard work is a No- Go.... chiggers ticks, yo..

Blackberry bushes.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 01, 2018 11:28 AM (r9UYA)

15 Dammit.

That's in the Living Constitution isn't it?

It would help if that thing were written down, you know.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 01, 2018 11:28 AM (8o3AL)

They would, but they'd just have to keep re-writing it.

Easier this way to have it be a sort of Oral Tradition.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 01, 2018 11:28 AM (KUaJL)

16 Good late-morning, Horde.

So, were are we? Looks like the media is trying to hype the "he's a drunk!!!!" narrative. So, they're giving up on the rapey stuff and going with DRUK!!! ?

Posted by: DocJ at October 01, 2018 11:29 AM (NYS7S)

17 Easier this way to have it be a sort of Oral Tradition.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 01, 2018 11:28 AM (KUaJL)

Oh, it certainly blows all right.

huh?

oh. Nevermind.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2018 11:29 AM (AURKQ)

18 How Could The Invertebrate Lindsey Graham Grow a Spine So Quickly?

It was an act, for the rubes. McCain taught Graham everything he knows, but Graham was so caught up in emoting righteous anger that he flubbed his lines; his rant was incoherent.

Posted by: Gordon Gainesfield at October 01, 2018 11:29 AM (oYD2h)

19 Here in Massachusetts, naked yard work is a No- Go...

Kennedys

Posted by: Liz Warren at October 01, 2018 11:29 AM (9qOCq)

20 17
They would, but they'd just have to keep re-writing it.

Easier this way to have it be a sort of Oral Tradition.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 01, 2018 11:28 AM (KUaJL)

===========

But that just opens it up to abuse and...

Oh, I think I get it now...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 01, 2018 11:29 AM (8o3AL)

21 My brother's in-laws are left wing fruitcakes, and even they don't believe this lying scrunt.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 01, 2018 11:29 AM (9Om/r)

22 " If it's okay to attack someone because you think that person is destroying our democracy, does that mean that I can attack someone who I think is destroying our democracy?"

Magic 8-ball sez.....



YES!!!!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 01, 2018 11:29 AM (wldC6)

23 Florida sounds lovely.

Posted by: Archer at October 01, 2018 11:30 AM (gmo/4)

24 Avenatti and his client could say that Kavanaugh is a space alien who abducted her and raped her in their flying saucer - and Collins, Murkowski, and Flake will say that's is credible enough for them to vote "no," or demand a new investigation into her claims.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* at October 01, 2018 11:30 AM (AzW6q)

25 Nah, the Ford business is an op. She's not a real person, she's a Democratic party operative. You can see it in the demon smirk, in the way her social media was ALL scrubbed.

I'm not saying she's Amy Schumer. But I am saying she's an unstable actress of some sort.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at October 01, 2018 11:30 AM (bcbK8)

26 Doing yard work naked is no fun if you are a woman with big boobs..damn things will be bouncing all over the place. I've tried doing housework w/o wearing a bra and it was a disaster.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 01, 2018 11:30 AM (a0IVu)

27 They would, but they'd just have to keep re-writing it.

Easier this way to have it be a sort of Oral Tradition.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 01, 2018 11:28 AM (KUaJL)

----

it's just like the pips on Big Julie's dice

Posted by: Nathan Detroit at October 01, 2018 11:30 AM (9qOCq)

28 Trump discussing the new trade deal. He said-about the current President of Mexico, "I like him a lot; I'm not sure he likes me."

I laughed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2018 11:31 AM (AllCR)

29 Sorry. The working definition of "destroying our democracy" is "not fully accepting our progressive socialist experiment."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 01, 2018 11:27 AM (KUaJL)




We might threaten their democracy, but they threaten our fucking REPUBLIC.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 01, 2018 11:31 AM (9Om/r)

30 Here in South Dakota naked yard work is a no go - Bison.

Posted by: Archer at October 01, 2018 11:31 AM (gmo/4)

31 But where's her outrage? It's clearly some Democrat who leaked her name, but Ford's reaction was strangely muted.

Because she's been in on the ruse from the beginning. She knew exactly what she was getting into in the beginning. This is all going according to plan. She's been an anti-Trumper and involved in the protest bowelMovement for quite some time.

They used her, yes, but she was a willing participant.

Posted by: Sponge at October 01, 2018 11:31 AM (F4u7C)

32 If it's okay to attack someone because you think that person is destroying our democracy, does that mean that I can attack someone who I think is destroying our democracy?

We warned them, didn't we, that they won't like the "new rules".

Posted by: DocJ at October 01, 2018 11:31 AM (NYS7S)

33 Dude, they're not laughing with you.

No Joke: John Kerry Says Trump Is "Literally A Laughing-Stock"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 01, 2018 11:31 AM (+y/Ru)

34 Oh and I have an answer for Ian Millhiser: it involves buying ammo.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at October 01, 2018 11:31 AM (bcbK8)

35 Could it be that Flake is spiritually a Florida Man?

Florida Man elected to Senate and immediately forgets his party affiliation.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I stand with Kav #HaveABeer at October 01, 2018 11:31 AM (CaRQc)

36

Democrat party = Party of Crime

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2018 11:31 AM (bUjCl)

37 I'm not ordinarily a fisticuffs kinda fella, but if Ian Millhiser wants to do some confronting, I'd be happy to forward my daily itinerary. Some people really ought to be less confrontational as a matter of self-preservation. And by some people, I mean Internet Tough Guys.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 01, 2018 11:32 AM (ppBhU)

38 " I've tried doing housework w/o wearing a bra and it was a disaster."


In the old days, someone would reply with...

Pics, or it didn't happen


But then we got all gentlemanly.


And shit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 01, 2018 11:32 AM (wldC6)

39 Kerry is demented

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2018 11:32 AM (bUjCl)

40 So, were are we? Looks like the media is trying to hype the "he's a drunk!!!!" narrative. So, they're giving up on the rapey stuff and going with DRUK!!! ?

Posted by: DocJ at October 01, 2018 11:29 AM (NYS7S)

Got a JD from Yale while drunk....quite the talent.

Posted by: BignJames at October 01, 2018 11:32 AM (0+nbW)

41 I've tried doing housework w/o wearing a bra and it was a disaster.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 01, 2018 11:30 AM (a0IVu)

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SEND US IN STAT!!

Posted by: Fema at October 01, 2018 11:32 AM (9qOCq)

42 That is an excellent and powerful political cartoon.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2018 11:32 AM (AllCR)

43 Has Millhiser retracted this tweet? (signed, I guess, Mr. too lazy to check himself....)

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I stand with Kav #HaveABeer at October 01, 2018 11:32 AM (CaRQc)

44
Dude, they're not laughing with you.

No Joke: John Kerry Says Trump Is "Literally A Laughing-Stock"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 01, 2018 11:31 AM (+y/Ru)







Neigh!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 01, 2018 11:33 AM (veoSD)

45 The #metoo cartoon was an eye-opener. That would look good on billboards across the country.

Posted by: creeper at October 01, 2018 11:33 AM (AzV8L)

46 29 They would, but they'd just have to keep re-writing it.

Easier this way to have it be a sort of Oral Tradition.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 01, 2018 11:28 AM (KUaJL)

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it's just like the pips on Big Julie's dice
Posted by: Nathan Detroit at October 01, 2018 11:30 AM (9qOCq)

Big Julie is whipped, it's his girlfriend you gotta watch out for.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at October 01, 2018 11:33 AM (bcbK8)

47 Got a JD from Yale while drunk....quite the talent.

Posted by: BignJames at October 01, 2018 11:32 AM (0+nbW)
He must be quite the genius to manage that.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 01, 2018 11:33 AM (a0IVu)

48 28 Doing yard work naked is no fun if you are a woman with big boobs..damn things will be bouncing all over the place. I've tried doing housework w/o wearing a bra and it was a disaster.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 01, 2018 11:30 AM (a0IVu)


You're just taunting the 'rons, aren't you?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 01, 2018 11:33 AM (Cd0FX)

49 Sorry... but three things tell me she knew EXACTLY what she was doing.

The sanitizing of her online presence. Its not easily done (and was an ongoing operation as shown by the scrubbing of her yearbook AFTER it was found by blogger).

Second, the lying about Congressional offers to get her testimony in California.

Third, her body language and voice. NO Professional Woman in her 50's could have that voice and demeanor. It was 'innocent' and 'childlike'. As someone trained in Psychology, she would KNOW what mannerisms would illicit sympathy... and used them IMO.



Posted by: Don Q at October 01, 2018 11:33 AM (NgKpN)

50 Pics, or it didn't happen


But then we got all gentlemanly.


And shit.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 01, 2018 11:32 AM (wldC6)

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Some things require video. HD. in Slo-mo

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 01, 2018 11:33 AM (9qOCq)

51 does that mean that I can attack someone who I think is destroying our democracy?

***

It is fascinating that most of the left lives in such a bubble.

They believe that the right sees itself as villainous, and therefore wouldn't *really* disagree with the idea of the right to attack them...

Of course the fact that Republican politicians have generally immediately showed their bellies when the left comes after them makes the left believe this even more.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2018 11:33 AM (eSx+E)

52 Not only did he get a law degree from there. He was at the top of his class.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2018 11:34 AM (AllCR)

53 You're just taunting the 'rons, aren't you?


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 01, 2018 11:33 AM (Cd0FX)
Lol...it sounds that way but it is a true observation..ettes will understand what I am talking about.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 01, 2018 11:34 AM (a0IVu)

54 40 So, were are we? Looks like the media is trying to hype the "he's a drunk!!!!" narrative. So, they're giving up on the rapey stuff and going with DRUK!!! ?

Posted by: DocJ at October 01, 2018 11:29 AM (NYS7S)

Got a JD from Yale while drunk....quite the talent.
Posted by: BignJames at October 01, 2018 11:32 AM (0+nbW)

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i did it while blacked out (hic)

Posted by: Hillay! at October 01, 2018 11:34 AM (9qOCq)

55 I've tried doing housework w/o wearing a bra and it was a disaster.


Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 01, 2018 11:30 AM (a0IVu)

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I can hold them for you, if that would help.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I stand with Kav #HaveABeer at October 01, 2018 11:34 AM (CaRQc)

56 IC. Rule 34 applies here, I believe?

What say the Officials?

*wait for replay referee to make the call*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 01, 2018 11:34 AM (QzJWU)

57 Call Murkowski and let her know without a 9th sc Justice, ANWR will not be opened. And it can all be tied to her and Collins votes.

Posted by: Ever at October 01, 2018 11:35 AM (LKIWN)

58 5 have we seen her HS grades to verify that she suffered from this assault and the it affected her as she claimed?

We've seen nothing of her past while they argue over the meaning of everything in Kavs yearbook

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2018 11:35 AM (O2RFr)

59 Howdy, all,

The Pet Thread this weekend had a lot of good animals. The Corgi, for one, and the story about the cafe in Evergreen, CO, being trashed by a bear. It's been a bunch of years since I lived in CO, so there may be more
than one cafe in Evergreen now. But "The Wildflower" sounds like the
one I used to know.

If it's the same cafe, it has a small dining room, and you may have to share the table with other people if the place is busy, like eating in the officers' wardroom aboard a ship.


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 01, 2018 11:35 AM (lNEaL)

60 "I can hold them for you, if that would help."

A true gentleman and a giver, that one is.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 01, 2018 11:35 AM (wldC6)

61 Brett Kavanaugh is cutting a commercial for Viagra.

"After a hard night of blackout beer drinking, and you still have caboose duty on the old rape train, I sometimes need a little help. That's when I reach for my little friend, the little blue pill. And it works wonders, keeps them coming back for more."

"Just ask Ms. Swetnick."

Posted by: engineer at October 01, 2018 11:35 AM (G1biJ)

62
So, were are we? Looks like the media is trying to hype the "he's a
drunk!!!!" narrative. So, they're giving up on the rapey stuff and going
with DRUK!!! ?

***

Like I said, none of them believed the Ford stuff. It was just to get traction to stop BK. And if the drinking doesn't work they'll jump on something else.

They don't want another conservative judge on the SC period. Just like they didn't want a conservative senator from AL...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2018 11:35 AM (eSx+E)

63 6
Here in Missouri, naked yard work is a No- Go.... chiggers ticks, yo...

Posted by: kraken at October 01, 2018 11:27 AM (DpEis)


I'll see your chiggers and ticks and raise you one poisonous millipede, three scorpions and one tarantula. Naked yard work isn't flying here in OK, either.

Posted by: creeper at October 01, 2018 11:35 AM (AzV8L)

64 Ian Milheiser:

Tell me again why we shouldn't confront Republicans where they eat, where they sleep and where they work until they stop being complicit in the destruction of our democracy

Now, one of you fine folks here tell me why this creature isn't already doxxed or SWATted. Why isn't he the victim of harassing phone calls, flat tires and death threats? Why is he not trembling in his bathroom, razor in hand, ready to end it all?

Oh, yes, I know - "that's not who we are."

Fuck. We'll be saying that on the damned cattle cars.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 01, 2018 11:36 AM (kqsXK)

65 Lol...it sounds that way but it is a true observation..ettes will understand what I am talking about.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 01, 2018 11:34 AM (a0IVu)

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maybe if two of you did it together...

Posted by: Buzzsa90 - being helpful and not pervy at October 01, 2018 11:36 AM (9qOCq)

66 Hiya

Posted by: JT at October 01, 2018 11:36 AM (7Llo6)

67 I say we boycott InBev because Kavanaugh and beer and wharrgrrbllll.

Posted by: Warai-otoko can't be arsed to put in a credible impersonation of a leftist this morning. at October 01, 2018 11:36 AM (AURKQ)

68 38 " I've tried doing housework w/o wearing a bra and it was a disaster."


In the old days, someone would reply with...

Pics, or it didn't happen


But then we got all gentlemanly.


And shit.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 01, 2018 11:32 AM (wldC6)


What? you want pics?

/pulls up the file from her computer camera, that she thought was off...

Posted by: Bob, NSA at October 01, 2018 11:36 AM (NgKpN)

69 That Millhiser tweet... that gives me the creeps.
As much as I don't want to use this comparison as it devalues it, but I'm thinking an American Kristallnacht will soon sweep the streets for Republican scalps.
And it's probably gonna have people killed over reality versus insanity.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 01, 2018 11:36 AM (GDpbB)

70 42: I agree, but I'd like it better if the donk was zipping his fly

Posted by: CN at October 01, 2018 11:36 AM (mlmZR)

71 4
Horrible sexism out of florida.



Nobody would complain about a woman doing yardwork naked.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 01, 2018

*
*
IF said woman looked like the young Pamela Anderson, Charlize Theron, or Nicole Kidman.

If she looked like Lena Dunham . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 01, 2018 11:36 AM (lNEaL)

72 maybe if two of you did it together...
Posted by: Buzzsa90 - being helpful and not pervy at October 01, 2018 11:36 AM (9qOCq)

We're gonna need more bunks.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2018 11:36 AM (AURKQ)

73 If it's the same cafe, it has a small dining room, and you may have to share the table with other people if the place is busy, like eating in the officers' wardroom aboard a ship.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 01, 2018 11:35 AM (lNEaL)

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There is definitely more than one now, but that's the Wildflower you're thinking of. Good breakfast.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* at October 01, 2018 11:36 AM (AzW6q)

74 Poor Justice...

That cartoon is so powerful.

Who knew a donkey show could be so vile?

The ones in Tijuana are pikers.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 01, 2018 11:37 AM (Jm+IB)

75 Sorry. The working definition of "destroying our democracy" is "not fully accepting our progressive socialist experiment."

***

Also, the leftwing definition of democracy is unquestioned rule by the anointed.


Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2018 11:37 AM (eSx+E)

76 54 40 So, were are we? Looks like the media is trying to hype the "he's a drunk!!!!" narrative. So, they're giving up on the rapey stuff and going with DRUK!!! ?


Seems they are moving on a bit from Ford and moving on to Ramirez and her "witness" to all Kavs drunken abusive behavior...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2018 11:37 AM (O2RFr)

77 My brother's in-laws are left wing fruitcakes, and even they don't believe this lying scrunt.

-
My sister, from Seattle, says she could have forgiven Kav if he had just admitted it. Did I mention that she's from Seattle?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 01, 2018 11:37 AM (+y/Ru)

78 ((( Ian Millhiser ))) one of the usual bed fouling self-hating suspects... advocating eradication.

It won't end well. Never has all through recorded history.
Nothing learned.

Posted by: Wontsubmit at October 01, 2018 11:37 AM (122Gu)

79 Oh, yes, I know - "that's not who we are."



Fuck. We'll be saying that on the damned cattle cars.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 01, 2018 11:36 AM (kqsXK)


Not me, I have no problem with racing to the bottom. Those who get there first get to lay the spike traps.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 01, 2018 11:38 AM (9Om/r)

80 Oh, yes, I know - "that's not who we are."

***

Partly that, partly the government WILL come after you if you try something like that as a conservative.

Compare what has happened to O'Keefe or Drieden vs Moore or any number of leftwing "investigative journalists"

Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2018 11:39 AM (eSx+E)

81 The GOP don't threaten our democracy. However, they do occasionally write strongly worded letters to our democracy.

Posted by: Hands at October 01, 2018 11:39 AM (786Ro)

82 Doing yard work naked is no fun if you are a woman with big boobs..damn things will be bouncing all over the place. I've tried doing housework w/o wearing a bra and it was a disaster.


Posted by: IC,


Want some help ?

Posted by: JT at October 01, 2018 11:39 AM (7Llo6)

83 26 Doing yard work naked is no fun if you are a woman with big boobs..damn things will be bouncing all over the place. I've tried doing housework w/o wearing a bra and it was a disaster.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 01, 2018 11:30 AM (a0IVu)


A French maid's outfit could be helpful in averting housework disasters.

Posted by: cornbred at October 01, 2018 11:39 AM (ISHnY)

84 OREGON MUSE-


If you haven't already done it, could you please send me on e-mail to my regular e-mail or FENELONDIRECTION18 gmail.com My computer crashed and I no longer have your e-mal. I recall your name just not your provider. Thanks

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2018 11:39 AM (AllCR)

85 69: I take comfort in having firearms in a community that is largely lib and does not have them. Also I am happy that all I must legally do is call 911 if I see a lib having a heart attack from outrage.

Posted by: CN at October 01, 2018 11:39 AM (mlmZR)

86
49 As someone trained in Psychology, she would KNOW what mannerisms would illicit sympathy... and used them IMO.

I saw Illicit Sympathy open for Entrained Rapists at the Assault Palace back in '03.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 01, 2018 11:39 AM (NmR1a)

87 IF said woman looked like the young Pamela Anderson, Charlize Theron, or Nicole Kidman.

If she looked like Lena Dunham . . .


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 01, 2018 11:36 AM (lNEaL)

Apples and oranges. You're blurring the lines between decorum and crimes against humanity.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 01, 2018 11:40 AM (9Om/r)

88 I'd be strangling with their own entrails...That's how a normal person would react


*******

I'll admit, this statement made me stop and go "Hmmmm?"

Posted by: Muldoon at October 01, 2018 11:40 AM (mvenn)

89 My sister, from Seattle, says she could have forgiven Kav if he had just admitted it. Did I mention that she's from Seattle?

***

Uh huh. If BK said yeah I did it, I'm sorry he would immediately get his nomination withdrawn and the Dems would begin impeachment proceedings.

This is like witch trials in so many ways...

How do we know he is a witch? Well...if we dunk him and he floats he's a witch and we need to kill him. And if he drowns we know he is innocent...but then he's dead.


Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2018 11:41 AM (eSx+E)

90 73
If it's the same cafe, it has a small dining room, and you may have to
share the table with other people if the place is busy, like eating in
the officers' wardroom aboard a ship.



Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 01, 2018 11:35 AM (lNEaL)



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There is definitely more than one now, but that's the Wildflower you're thinking of. Good breakfast.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* at October 01, 2018

*
*
That place had some pretty cool graffiti in the men's room. "Women all over the world want to have [the owner]'s love child!!!" and stuff like that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 01, 2018 11:41 AM (lNEaL)

91 From the flying b.s. to the two door crap to the technical talking points about memory all of it is 100% crap! She made it up, Feinstein knew damn well that if she introduced it early it would fall apart under scrutiny and the only way for it to work was 11th hour. Ford did not care if it was 11th hour because she was going to be compensated for her time and it would give her time to rehearse her story. Feinstein took the calculated risk that 11th hour would get one or two R to flip either Sasse or Flake and she was right, Flake flipped and gave them another week which means more stories having nothing to do with the accusation but all to do with Kavanaugh's testimony about drinking ect to try and argue perjury. It worked because of fucking assholes like Flake on the Republican side!

Posted by: Mark Wilson at October 01, 2018 11:41 AM (J33Mu)

92 26 Doing yard work naked is no fun if you are a woman with big boobs..damn things will be bouncing all over the place. I've tried doing housework w/o wearing a bra and it was a disaster.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 01, 2018 11:30 AM (a0IVu)

I'm good with a dirty house just to see that.

Posted by: clutch at October 01, 2018 11:42 AM (OuCtO)

93 It worked because of fucking assholes like Flake on the Republican side!
Posted by: Mark Wilson at October 01, 2018 11:41 AM (J33Mu)

A wiser man than I once said,

"Multi-act production, etc. etc."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2018 11:42 AM (AURKQ)

94 Here in Missouri, naked yard work is a No- Go.... chiggers ticks, yo..

Blackberry bushes.



Posted by: Under Fire at October 01, 2018 11:28 AM

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Fire ants here in Texas prohibit naked anything outdoors.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 01, 2018 11:42 AM (JUOKG)

95 91: Of course she made it up (with a lot of help from the Katz law firm). Blasey has probably witnessed hundreds of trauma interviews and knows what sells.

Posted by: CN at October 01, 2018 11:43 AM (mlmZR)

96 Flake flipped and gave them another week which means more stories having nothing to do with the accusation but all to do with Kavanaugh's testimony about drinking ect to try and argue perjury. It worked because of fucking assholes like Flake on the Republican side!

What you said

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2018 11:43 AM (O2RFr)

97 Posted by: Mark Wilson at October 01, 2018 11:41 AM (J33Mu)

Flake has Washington cocktail parties and Global Citizen concerts to attend.

Posted by: I.M. Nincompoop at October 01, 2018 11:43 AM (zn7R9)

98 4 Horrible sexism out of florida.

Nobody would complain about a woman doing yardwork naked.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 01, 2018 11:26 AM (KUaJL)

That's not true. Maybe nobody would complain about Kate Upton, but Amy Schumer or Rosie O'Donnell would overload the local 911 switchboard.

Posted by: Definitely Not Goldberg at October 01, 2018 11:43 AM (/toUR)

99 Posted by: engineer at October 01, 2018 11:35 AM (G1biJ)




The only drawback is that you could only run the add in places full of liberal dipshits like New York or California.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at October 01, 2018 11:43 AM (sXefu)

100 The only thing the Left will accept is withdrawl of Kav nomination; if we want to make them happy, Kav needs to be jailed ASAP and Trump needs to nominate a lesbian trans black muslim to the court.


For "diversity."

Posted by: shibumi at October 01, 2018 11:43 AM (QKV7o)

101 82 Doing yard work naked is no fun if you are a woman with big boobs..damn things will be bouncing all over the place. I've tried doing housework w/o wearing a bra and it was a disaster.


Posted by: IC,

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At least you got big boobehs to distract the guys...

I have a front hole where my belly button used to be that is currently gagged with gauze.

Nekkid yardwork would be a death sentence for me, and the 'rons would be horrified.

You guys are so lucky that I love y'all.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 01, 2018 11:43 AM (Jm+IB)

102 > If she looked like Lena Dunham . . .


Yeah, it's like they wanted that show to fail. What sane producer would think "You know what would be a guaranteed ratings booster? More of Lena getting naked!"?



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 01, 2018 11:44 AM (f5LwH)

103 Flake flipped and gave them another week which means more stories having nothing to do with the accusation but all to do with Kavanaugh's testimony about drinking ect to try and argue perjury. It worked because of fucking assholes like Flake on the Republican side!

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And any - ANY - assertion made by CPL and his trollop will be used by Flake, et al., to justify another delay, or outright no votes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* at October 01, 2018 11:44 AM (AzW6q)

104 Oh, yes, I know - "that's not who we are."



Fuck. We'll be saying that on the damned cattle cars.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 01, 2018 11:36 AM (kqsXK)

THIS....and we don't get paid to do it. We have to have jobs. I'd rather be doing that stuff.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 01, 2018 11:44 AM (3SzRC)

105 Just to point out the obvious, if "Ian Millhiser" (whoever that is) intimidates elected Republicans and their appointees, he's the one trying to destroy democracy. Of course this is on twitter, if he had a gun to his head I'll bet he couldn't articulate what he's talking about.

I think of SHS, who's only sin is being quick on her feet to refute lies and slanders of the press, who are supposed to be objective. I guess that's "destroying democracy".

I'm guessing that when Mr. Millhiser talks about "destroying democracy" he really means "derailing the implementation of glorious socialist paradise". These people are sociopaths. They rationalize anything that helps their cause. It's time we started treating them like sociopaths.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 01, 2018 11:45 AM (/qEW2)

106 And any - ANY - assertion made by CPL and his trollop will be used by Flake, et al., to justify another delay, or outright no votes.

Yes, thus we have Ramirez

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2018 11:45 AM (O2RFr)

107 > Maybe nobody would complain about Kate Upton,

Women would complain about Kate Upton.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 01, 2018 11:45 AM (f5LwH)

108 Third, her body language and voice. NO Professional Woman in her 50's could have that voice and demeanor. It was 'innocent' and 'childlike'. As someone trained in Psychology, she would KNOW what mannerisms would illicit sympathy... and used them IMO.



Posted by: Don Q at October 01, 2018 11:33 AM (NgKpN)



Or shes a lying sick weirdo. Im going with that one.

Posted by: LASue at October 01, 2018 11:45 AM (wMHPW)

109 84 OREGON MUSE-

If you haven't already done it, could you please send me on e-mail to my regular e-mail or FENELONDIRECTION18 gmail.com My computer crashed and I no longer have your e-mal. I recall your name just not your provider. Thanks

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2018 11:39 AM (AllCR)


Done.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 01, 2018 11:46 AM (Cd0FX)

110 You guys are so lucky that I love y'all.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown


Mutual of Omaha Bay-bee !

Posted by: JT at October 01, 2018 11:46 AM (7Llo6)

111 Dear Gorilla,

Thank you for pointing out the terribly obvious, actors and counterfeits are supposed to look convincing, but between this crazy woman's almost certain tax fraud on Airbnb and her near constant memory loss, she is a criminal. The fact her Internet history is scrubbed well beyond her abilities indicates a vast conspiracy that needs institutional help, and certainly provides "guilty mind" evidence.

But have no fear, the FBI is on the case! It's actually great for conservatives: if Colllins / Murkowski / Flake betray us, AGAIN, the "secret Democrat" commercials write themselves. On top of John McCain, that means close to 10% of Republican Senators are actually Democrats.

If that becomes too obvious, suddenly white (and productive minority) Americans realize 1) Only Trump will reliably defend them, and 2) Congress is the enemy.

So please, vote against Kavanaugh. I want your fraud to end.

Posted by: trev006 at October 01, 2018 11:46 AM (C8U95)

112 That Millhiser tweet... that gives me the creeps.
As much as I don't want to use this comparison as it devalues it,
but I'm thinking an American Kristallnacht will soon sweep the streets
for Republican scalps. And it's probably gonna have people killed over reality versus insanity.
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From what little I have learned about Ian's provocative tweet, he is from the commie area of the South Suburbs of Chicagoland. Jan Shakowski and husband (who actually served time) area. Nasty people.

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 01, 2018 11:46 AM (MIKMs)

113 I am just wondering how many people had bad dreams about being back in high school after this hearing.

Posted by: notsothoreau at October 01, 2018 11:46 AM (JKNZq)

114 And any - ANY - assertion made by CPL and his
trollop will be used by Flake, et al., to justify another delay, or
outright no votes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* at October 01, 2018 11:44 AM (AzW6q)

Yep, i think my next email title to Flake will be..."Dance Puppet Dance!!"

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 01, 2018 11:46 AM (3SzRC)

115 Doing yard work naked is no fun if you are a woman with big boobs..damn things will be bouncing all over the place. I've tried doing housework w/o wearing a bra and it was a disaster.


Posted by: IC,



I've been fighting the blue screen of death and now that I'm back up and running, this is the first thing I read.

Gawd I love it here!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2018 11:47 AM (0tfLf)

116 113 I am just wondering how many people had bad dreams about being back in high school after this hearing.

And are burning their yearbooks

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2018 11:47 AM (O2RFr)

117 Women would complain about Kate Upton.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


"She could have put someone's EYE OUT !"

Posted by: JT at October 01, 2018 11:47 AM (7Llo6)

118 Third, her body language and voice. NO Professional Woman in her 50's could have that voice and demeanor. It was 'innocent' and 'childlike'. As someone trained in Psychology, she would KNOW what mannerisms would illicit sympathy... and used them IMO.


Posted by: Don Q at October 01, 2018 11:33 AM



I suspect one of the reasons for the delay was to fly in the acting and voice coaches to prep her.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2018 11:48 AM (0tfLf)

119 8 Third, her body language and voice. NO Professional Woman in her 50's could have that voice and demeanor. It was 'innocent' and 'childlike'. As someone trained in Psychology, she would KNOW what mannerisms would illicit sympathy... and used them IMO.

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I was told by a gay man that she was completely credible without the shadown of a doubt, and that Kav came across as an angry, rich, elitist rapist. I mentioned the childlike voice; he didn't hear it at all. In his opinion, she is a Victim and Kav is a Rapist.

Of course, Victim is a sacred status to liberals, gays and Democrats, so... there you go. There reasoning abilty of a shelf.

Posted by: shibumi at October 01, 2018 11:48 AM (QKV7o)

120 Take the vote - the incandescent rage I feel toward these people won't be any less if we win and will intensify if he doesn't.

Posted by: rammajamma at October 01, 2018 11:48 AM (AjNMO)

121 > Yes, thus we have Ramirez

FBI has already interviewed Ramirez. She's done.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 01, 2018 11:48 AM (f5LwH)

122 Lena Dunham doing yard work naked would result in an EPA super fund cleanup.

Posted by: steevy at October 01, 2018 11:49 AM (mCMQ5)

123 Doing yard work naked is no fun if you are a woman with big
boobs..damn things will be bouncing all over the place. I've tried doing
housework w/o wearing a bra and it was a disaster.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 01, 2018 11:30 AM (a0IVu)


Maybe you need to change you nic to "IC's boobs destroy knick knacks and table lamps"

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 01, 2018 11:49 AM (9Om/r)

124 when Mr. Millhiser talks about "destroying democracy" he really means...

He's right, you know. "Democracy" comes to us from the Greek for "government or rule by Democrats"

Posted by: t-bird at October 01, 2018 11:49 AM (DCYln)

125 I have to say I'm a bit of an Eeyore now on the Kavanaugh confirmation... The longer this goes the harder it will be to get him through with all the "new" drunken abuser charges...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2018 11:49 AM (O2RFr)

126 I'm not super pretty anymore, but I do generate a LOT of body heat. When I'm doing any serious work, I typically strip down pretty far. Not nude, but I have some rather European work shorts.

But not when I'm dealing with the Devil's Vine, aka Blackberries. Those things you have to armor up to deal with.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at October 01, 2018 11:49 AM (bcbK8)

127 Oh and I have an answer for Ian Millhiser: it involves buying ammo.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at October 01, 2018 11:31 AM (bcbK

Another name for the passenger list...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 01, 2018 11:49 AM (iwUO9)

128 Well Ian, you should not confront people like your suggesting because you might just get your ass kicked.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 01, 2018 11:49 AM (4k21h)

129 smhk, haha, as part of the ibtc I applaud this. at least she will get outside help.

giggles at ic.

Posted by: willow at October 01, 2018 11:49 AM (dPd5y)

130 116: Ha. I love how stupid and adolescent my yearbooks are! A friend and I were talking this weekend and if a nominee for the USSC had groped us, we agreed we'd be bragging (and exaggerating our relationship) about it not acting traumatized.

Posted by: CN at October 01, 2018 11:49 AM (mlmZR)

131 And are burning their yearbooks
Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2018 11:47 AM (O2RFr)

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Ha!!!

I never bought any, and signed very few.

Who knew being a loner would pay off?

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 01, 2018 11:50 AM (Jm+IB)

132
This gal could do yard work nekkid: Shelby Tribble. Never heard of her, but she made the Daily Mail's latest T&A sidebar:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6227003

TOWIE = "The Only Way is Essex", some Brit show.

The trouble with Tribble.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 01, 2018 11:50 AM (f1Vqw)

133 Or shes a lying sick weirdo. Im going with that one.

Posted by: LASue at October 01, 2018 11:45 AM (wMHPW)
I listened to her 'testimony' over the weekend and that was my initial thought as well ... she has mental health issues.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 01, 2018 11:50 AM (a0IVu)

134 A French maid's outfit could be helpful in averting housework disasters.

Posted by: cornbred at October 01, 2018 11:39 AM (ISHnY)


Ooh la-la!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 01, 2018 11:50 AM (Cd0FX)

135 In honor of Gorilla Pundit,

The Babylon Bee:
Senate To Be Replaced With Room Full Of Monkeys Throwing Feces


https://bit.ly/2zDN1x8

Posted by: Hands at October 01, 2018 11:50 AM (786Ro)

136 "You should believe the woman."

I do believe the woman, Leland Keyser.

She and the other three people named by Dr. Ford all said the story she told did not happen. She also said she had never met Brett Kavanaugh.

Posted by: rd at October 01, 2018 11:51 AM (vpH4d)

137 In the #metoo cartoon, what is that thing in the lower right corner? It looks like a set of muffs for running an outboard motor on land.

Posted by: creeper at October 01, 2018 11:51 AM (AzV8L)

138 I never bought any yearbooks either, or school portraits, I had a family member that actually took nice pictures.

Posted by: willow at October 01, 2018 11:51 AM (dPd5y)

139 Also... the gay guy that I know totally believes all of the "yearbook written in code."

So I mentioned pizzagate and the Podestas. He immediately said "oh, so they're Democrats, right???"


I didn't answer, but instead said "lobbyists."

Strange, but he had no idea that pizzagate even existed.


Of course.

Posted by: shibumi at October 01, 2018 11:51 AM (QKV7o)

140 The tell me again guy asks...
Let me offer a Texas-sized ass whooping if he wants one.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at October 01, 2018 11:51 AM (N69gJ)

141 137; Scales of justice?

Posted by: CN at October 01, 2018 11:51 AM (mlmZR)

142 113 I am just wondering how many people had bad dreams about being back in high school after this hearing.



And are burning their yearbooks

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2018 11:47 AM (O2RFr)


I'm ready to frame mine.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 01, 2018 11:51 AM (9Om/r)

143 > Well Ian, you should not confront people like your suggesting because you might just get your ass kicked.

Stephen Hawking could take Ian "Stickboi" Milhiser in a fair fight.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 01, 2018 11:51 AM (f5LwH)

144 In the #metoo cartoon, what is that thing in the lower right corner? It looks like a set of muffs for running an outboard motor on land.
Posted by: creeper at October 01, 2018 11:51 AM (AzV8L)

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It's Blind Justice's scale.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* at October 01, 2018 11:52 AM (AzW6q)

145 > I have to say I'm a bit of an Eeyore now on the Kavanaugh confirmation...

Be not afraid. He's confirmed by the end of the week.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 01, 2018 11:53 AM (f5LwH)

146 Of course, Victim is a sacred status to liberals, gays and Democrats, so... there you go. There reasoning abilty of a shelf.

Posted by: shibumi at October 01, 2018 11:48 AM (QKV7o)

They really don't understand what they are doing to our society.

You get more of what you reward, less of what you punish.

Punish being Good and the strong? Like Kavanaugh?

Reward victims for being weak enough to become victims?


Soon you have a society where everyone is weak, and there is no one left strong enough to protect it from outside predators...

Posted by: Bob, NSA at October 01, 2018 11:53 AM (NgKpN)

147 n the #metoo cartoon, what is that thing in the lower right corner? It looks like a set of muffs for running an outboard motor on land.
Posted by: creeper at October 01, 2018 11:51 AM (AzV8L)

Scales of Justice

Posted by: JoeF. at October 01, 2018 11:53 AM (NFEMn)

148 Kavanaugh planned being accused of something atrocious in 36 years so he covered his rear in his hs calendars.

Posted by: willow at October 01, 2018 11:53 AM (dPd5y)

149 A long time ago when I lived a year in NYC, my housemate was a Russian girl and whenever she cooked, she had to be naked. She said that was the only way her creativity could flow ..she did wear an apron when frying bacon however.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 01, 2018 11:53 AM (a0IVu)

150 I didn't even get a yearbook. Didn't see the point. My mother tried to talk me into it, yeah no. Maybe it was for her, but I didn't want to inherit it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 01, 2018 11:53 AM (3SzRC)

151 I love a quote by an elitist snot in the article about the rise of the conservative AfD party in Germany:

"We live in an age of complexity," he says, "while at the same time nobody explains the complex connections. So there is confusion, and people become incredibly insecure. They are frustrated, afraid and want a simple answer."

But the politicians in Germany want the people to settle for a simple answer. "Sit down and shut up. Do as we say. You'll eat this shit sandwich and like it". Very simple.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 01, 2018 11:53 AM (/qEW2)

152 131 And are burning their yearbooks
Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2018 11:47 AM (O2RFr)

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Ha!!!

I never bought any, and signed very few.

Who knew being a loner would pay off?
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 01, 2018 11:50 AM (Jm+IB)

...

Those of us 29 year olds who graduated in the 80's have frequently noted that it's a really good thing social media did not exist at the time. I'm sure this is true for 29 year olds of any decade that did not have social media.

Now they tell us that yearbook comments are our achilles heel.

While this sucks, it's really going to be lit for supreme court nominees about 15 years from now.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 01, 2018 11:54 AM (yL25O)

153

EM BACKBERRY FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at October 01, 2018 11:54 AM (7AQC5)

154 It's fun to trade under the USMCA

USMCA

Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2018 11:54 AM (/tuJf)

155 They really don't understand what they are doing to our society.

You get more of what you reward, less of what you punish.

Punish being Good and the strong? Like Kavanaugh?

Reward victims for being weak enough to become victims?

Soon you have a society where everyone is weak, and there is no one left strong enough to protect it from outside predators...

Posted by: Bob, NSA at October 01, 2018 11:53 AM (NgKpN)

Oh, no, they understand. They intend to be the predator.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 01, 2018 11:54 AM (J+mig)

156 137 In the #metoo cartoon, what is that thing in the lower right corner? It looks like a set of muffs for running an outboard motor on land.
Posted by: creeper at October 01, 2018 11:51 AM (AzV8L)


Those are the scales of justice that were discarded by the donkey in the man's suit's efforts to achieve nookie justice for himself.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 01, 2018 11:54 AM (Cd0FX)

157 Avenatti's client was supposedly interviewed by Showtime show, "The Circus" and aired last night - anyone see it?

Avenatti and whatshername have refused all requests from the FBI for her to share her claim with investigators, so...have they also refused to speak to the FBI?

What a freakshow this guy is!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2018 11:54 AM (W+vEI)

158 Regarding Ian Milhouse:

Remind me again why progressives are allowed to live in America, where their sole purpose is undermining our republic?

Posted by: Methos at October 01, 2018 11:54 AM (XQvuQ)

159 https://www.unz.com/isteve/dowd-of-abc-we-white-male-
christians-have-too-much-power-white-male-non-christians-
of-course-are-fine/

In which uber cucking goes from enraging to hilarious. You don't have to like everything at Unz, their kissing ass of Russian military tech is increasingly bizarre, but this article lets you feel Matthew Dowd's horrified cringing right through the screen.

Posted by: trev006 at October 01, 2018 11:54 AM (C8U95)

160 There reasoning abilty of a shelf.

Posted by: shibumi



Ace wouldn't put up with it.

Posted by: Hands at October 01, 2018 11:54 AM (786Ro)

161 Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at October 01, 2018 11:54 AM

--

Give us a call. We can help.

Posted by: Lace Wigs at October 01, 2018 11:54 AM (QKV7o)

162 149 A long time ago when I lived a year in NYC, my housemate was a Russian girl and whenever she cooked, she had to be naked. She said that was the only way her creativity could flow ..she did wear an apron when frying bacon however.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 01, 2018 11:53 AM (a0IVu)

Ok, now you're just being cruel...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at October 01, 2018 11:54 AM (bcbK8)

163 149
A long time ago when I lived a year in NYC, my housemate was a Russian
girl and whenever she cooked, she had to be naked. She said that was the
only way her creativity could flow ..she did wear an apron when frying
bacon however.


Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 01, 2018 11:53 AM (a0IVu)

Just stop it now.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 01, 2018 11:55 AM (3SzRC)

164 It's a little out there , but Ford is/was a nobody and now she's a somebody . And with the book deal and the speaking gigs , she's about to be a very wealthy little somebody . I'm thinking , all in , a cool $10 million or so.Yes ??

Posted by: jay hoenemeyer at October 01, 2018 11:55 AM (3GR94)

165 The Babylon Bee:
Senate To Be Replaced With Room Full Of Monkeys Throwing Feces


https://bit.ly/2zDN1x8
Posted by: Hands at October 01, 2018 11:50 AM (786Ro)

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If you have not done so, sign up for the daily email.

Nothing like enjoying a cup of coffee, then spewing it as you wonder if it's prophecy when you check your inbox.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 01, 2018 11:55 AM (Jm+IB)

166 A long time ago when I lived a year in NYC, my housemate was a Russian girl and whenever she cooked, she had to be naked. She said that was the only way her creativity could flow ..she did wear an apron when frying bacon however.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 01, 2018 11:53 AM (a0IVu)

How did she look naked?
Just asking.....

Posted by: JoeF. at October 01, 2018 11:55 AM (NFEMn)

167 Doxx that twit(terer) Millhiser. Then, on that level playing field, let the REAL games begin.

Posted by: Born Free at October 01, 2018 11:55 AM (5hurt)

168

FISHERS, Ind. (WISH) - Fishers Police Department said in a Facebook post on Wednesday night that it wants the public's help to identify a man as part of a fraud investigation.

Plus, police said, they'd "encourage him to stop taking things that don't belong to him."

Police want to identify the man in relation to fraudulent card activity. The suspect was seen making transactions at seven different stores, including a Lowe's Home Improvement and a Walmart in Indianapolis.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 01, 2018 11:55 AM (4mUNO)

169 Doing yard work naked.


Tried that one winter - nine degrees below zero, shoveling snow. It can be done. I was thinking of primitive stone age people or Native Americans before the white man destroyed their country. I just wanted to know if it could be done.

And the answer is yes, you can stand nine below if there is no wind; it is a dry cold you see, and you have to keep moving. You also need a safe, warm space to retreat to when you are finished.

In the far north arctic regions, the native peoples expose their youngest children to the cold to force the body to acclimate to the cold, or so I've read; might have been National Geographic people who travel the world.

Every fall I have to begin adapting to winter temperatures after the intolerable heat of summer, so I'm sitting here in the office at 68 degrees, sans pantaloons.

Posted by: Gordon Gainesfield at October 01, 2018 11:55 AM (oYD2h)

170 Ok, now you're just being cruel...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at October 01, 2018 11:54 AM (bcbK
Lol...she was a pretty girl too..lots of weird parties though.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 01, 2018 11:55 AM (a0IVu)

171 lizzy she is said to be an actress and model in the 90s.

I know what I think when I hear that, If they are not in mainstream mags.

Posted by: willow at October 01, 2018 11:55 AM (dPd5y)

172 But the politicians in Germany want the people to settle for a simple answer. "Sit down and shut up. Do as we say. You'll eat this shit sandwich and like it". Very simple.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 01, 2018 11:53 AM (/qEW2)


Yeah, but that's pretty much been the German way of doing things for centuries, right?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 01, 2018 11:56 AM (Cd0FX)

173 I didn't even need to read that Ian Millhoser tweet to know what it was going to say. Just looking at his very peevy picture told me all I needed to know. Why do most all leftist men look like weenie wusses?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 01, 2018 11:56 AM (mQ0Mc)

174 >>Doing yard work naked.


A few artfully placed bee hives will solve that problem in the neighborhood.

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2018 11:56 AM (z02Fn)

175 Doxx that twit(terer) Millhiser. Then, on that level playing field, let the REAL games begin.
Posted by: Born Free at October 01, 2018 11:55 AM


Not a bad idea! Libs are not going to like the new rules they are creating.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 01, 2018 11:56 AM (w2Myr)

176 IC, in front of you?

Posted by: willow at October 01, 2018 11:56 AM (dPd5y)

177 My senior year college yearbook had a misprint on the front cover - they misspelled the freaking university's name - and weren't going to release it. So me & a few friends broke into the Student Life office that night and took a few copies. Then they wound up releasing them anyway since there was no time or money to issue corrected versions.

Posted by: josephistan at October 01, 2018 11:56 AM (7HtZB)

178 IC, you took me back to my college days. You would have been one of the lucky ones with over-the-shoulder boulder holders, while most of us were assigned to the itty bitty titty committee.

Posted by: Wenda (sic) at October 01, 2018 11:56 AM (fCE6j)

179 I am surprised at Stuart, Fl. Pretty conservative voters there.
Cant imagine that guy getting away with that with Miami Dade cops though.

Posted by: Martell at October 01, 2018 11:56 AM (ZAyXL)

180 Ari Fleisher has been kicking butt on twitter, LOL:

https://twitter.com/AriFleischer/status/ 1046150744703991810

remove spaces

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2018 11:56 AM (W+vEI)

181 Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 01, 2018 11:53 AM (a0IVu)

Just stop it now.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 01, 2018 11:55 AM (3SzRC)

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lol

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 01, 2018 11:56 AM (Jm+IB)

182 101 82 Doing yard work naked is no fun if you are a woman with big boobs..damn things will be bouncing all over the place. I've tried doing housework w/o wearing a bra and it was a disaster.

Posted by: IC,

----------------

Maybe no fun for you, but, remember, it's not just about you.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 01, 2018 11:57 AM (qC1Sy)

183 A long time ago when I lived a year in NYC, my housemate was a Russian girl and whenever she cooked, she had to be naked. She said that was the only way her creativity could flow ..she did wear an apron when frying bacon however.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 01, 2018 11:53 AM (a0IVu)

Dear Penthouse...

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 01, 2018 11:57 AM (KUaJL)

184 A long time ago when I lived a year in NYC, my housemate was a Russian girl and whenever she cooked, she had to be naked. She said that was the only way her creativity could flow ..she did wear an apron when frying bacon however.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 01, 2018 11:53 AM (a0IVu)


Hah! There's actually a song about that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlhTst19iy8

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 01, 2018 11:57 AM (/qEW2)

185 173 I didn't even need to read that Ian Millhoser tweet to know what it was going to say. Just looking at his very peevy picture told me all I needed to know. Why do most all leftist men look like weenie wusses?
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 01, 2018 11:56 AM (mQ0Mc)

To ask the question is to answer it.

Posted by: josephistan at October 01, 2018 11:57 AM (7HtZB)

186 Another name for the passenger list...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 01, 2018 11:49 AM (iwUO9)

Manifest Destiny 2.0?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2018 11:57 AM (AURKQ)

187 >> lizzy she is said to be an actress and model in the 90s.



Beaver Hunt

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2018 11:57 AM (z02Fn)

188 Are we doing yearbook confession...??

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2018 11:57 AM (bUjCl)

189 A long time ago when I lived a year in NYC, my
housemate was a Russian girl and whenever she cooked, she had to be
naked. She said that was the only way her creativity could flow ..she
did wear an apron when frying bacon however.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 01, 2018 11:53 AM (a0IVu)



How did she look naked?

Just asking.....

Posted by: JoeF. at October 01, 2018 11:55 AM (NFEMn)


Right? In the end thats all that matters. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 01, 2018 11:57 AM (9Om/r)

190 Why do most all leftist men look like weenie wusses?
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 01, 2018 11:56 AM

Because they are weenie wussies.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 01, 2018 11:57 AM (w2Myr)

191 A long time ago when I lived a year in NYC, my housemate was a Russian girl and whenever she cooked, she had to be naked. She said that was the only way her creativity could flow ..she did wear an apron when frying bacon however.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 01, 2018 11:53 AM (a0IVu)

I do most of my best welding skyclad.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 01, 2018 11:58 AM (IqOTP)

192 wenda, ibtc unite!

i'm not ashamed, even if I have to read dy in and day out about big titty club guys.

Posted by: willow at October 01, 2018 11:58 AM (dPd5y)

193 141
137; Scales of justice?

Posted by: CN at October 01, 2018 11:51 AM (mlmZR)


Duh. Thank you.

Posted by: creeper at October 01, 2018 11:58 AM (AzV8L)

194 >>lizzy she is said to be an actress and model in the 90s. I know what I think when I hear that, If they are not in mainstream mags.




She sounds like a headcase who brings discord where ever she goes.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2018 11:58 AM (W+vEI)

195
The apron in the kitchen and nothing else look is one of my favorites.

Not for me, idiots!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 01, 2018 11:58 AM (f1Vqw)

196 garret I think strippers just on their way to being a star.

Posted by: willow at October 01, 2018 11:58 AM (dPd5y)

197 170 Ok, now you're just being cruel...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at October 01, 2018 11:54 AM (bcbK
Lol...she was a pretty girl too..lots of weird parties though.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 01, 2018 11:55 AM (a0IVu)

Many Russian girls are, and there's a reason there's a song called 'Party Like a Russian', they are high speed, high stamina animals.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at October 01, 2018 11:59 AM (bcbK8)

198 Right? In the end thats all that matters. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 01, 2018 11:57 AM (9Om/r)

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I guess we're not doing phrasing anymore?

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 01, 2018 11:59 AM (Jm+IB)

199 >>Why do most all leftist men look like weenie wusses?




Low T

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2018 11:59 AM (W+vEI)

200 >>In the end thats all that matters.


Her name was Megan?

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2018 11:59 AM (z02Fn)

201 Has Doc cashed the check that Sheila Jackson Lee gave her? Assume she'll use it to clean up that dump she lives in.

Posted by: dingbat at October 01, 2018 12:00 PM (x8d+2)

202 There reasoning ability of a shelf.
Posted by: shibumi at October 01, 2018 11:48 AM


A sturdy, robust, well-installed shelf, or a not-sure-this-is-going-to-stay-up-much-less-hold-anything shelf?

Asking for a blog owner.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 01, 2018 12:00 PM (ctuyM)

203 198 Right? In the end thats all that matters. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 01, 2018 11:57 AM (9Om/r)

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I guess we're not doing phrasing anymore?
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 01, 2018 11:59 AM (Jm+IB)

I kinda miss 'phrasing', I was sorry when Archer stopped doing it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at October 01, 2018 12:00 PM (bcbK8)

204 I do most of my best welding skyclad.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 01, 2018 11:58 AM (IqOTP)




I can now use circular saws without worry.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at October 01, 2018 12:00 PM (sXefu)

205 I don't believe she sent the letter believing it would be confidential any more than I believe that meeting in Collins office was for a cup of coffee.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2018 12:00 PM (Ltgak)

206 How come there weren't any ribald stories of penis in face or lewd attempted disrobings rapey rapes in the tight quarters of the Choom Wagon?

Posted by: torabora at October 01, 2018 12:00 PM (YQEA5)

207 200 >>In the end thats all that matters.


Her name was Megan?
Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2018 11:59 AM (z02Fn)

Lola. She was a showgirl.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at October 01, 2018 12:01 PM (bcbK8)

208 Why do most all leftist men look like weenie wusses?
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 01, 2018 11:56 AM


Because they are?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 01, 2018 12:01 PM (ctuyM)

209 Stephen Hawking could take Ian "Stickboi" Milhiser in a fair fight.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 01, 2018 11:51 AM (f5LwH)

/in artificial voice:/

*it* *wants* *to* *taste* *the* *curb* *it* *wants* *to* *taste* *the* *curb* *ha* *ha* *ha* *ha*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2018 12:01 PM (AURKQ)

210 The fact her Internet history is scrubbed well beyond her abilities indicates a vast conspiracy that needs institutional help, and certainly provides "guilty mind" evidence.

I desperately wanted Mitchell to ask Ford how she had scrubbed her Internet presence. (We know why.)

If she said someone else had done it, I'd ask who, and who had paid him.

If she said she'd done it herself, I'd spend the next 15 minutes grilling her on exactly what procedures and cyber tools she used.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at October 01, 2018 12:02 PM (YqDXo)

211 Lola. She was a showgirl.


Yeah but, that was thirty years ago when they used to have show.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 01, 2018 12:02 PM (QQ+il)

212 It's Monday. That means garbage day and time to shovel out the pig's digs.

Which I shall do clothed, thank you. Hay is scratchy.

Later, all. Keep yer hand on it.

Posted by: creeper at October 01, 2018 12:02 PM (AzV8L)

213 Right? In the end thats all that matters. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 01, 2018 11:57 AM

ISWYDT

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 01, 2018 12:02 PM (4k21h)

214 two hundy comments and no nood? Sheesh! I was back on the painting thread for the news conference! Help a Cat out, man!

Posted by: catman at October 01, 2018 12:02 PM (mGbtv)

215 113 I am just wondering how many people had bad dreams about being back in high school after this hearing.

And are burning their yearbooks

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2018 11:47 AM (O2RFr)

Honest to G*d, Physiology teacher signed my senior yearbook and he said, "I hope you learned something about your body. I sure did!"

I think about that now and realize in today's America, how easily he could've lost his job. I actually always thought it was a funny comment 'cause he was a funny guy.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 01, 2018 12:03 PM (mQ0Mc)

216 CREDIBLE VICTIM

WE MUST BELIEVE HER

HUMANS ARE NOT ILLEGAL

Posted by: wth - camping with the hippos at October 01, 2018 12:03 PM (HgMAr)

217 LOL Warai!

Threadwinner nominee.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 01, 2018 12:03 PM (Jm+IB)

218 #205 I want her NSA collected phone records metadata. Somebody connected with the Democrats was in contact with her before she dropped the envelope.

Posted by: torabora at October 01, 2018 12:03 PM (YQEA5)

219 Why do most all leftist men look like weenie wusses?









Low T

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2018 11:59 AM (W+vEI)

No T

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 01, 2018 12:03 PM (9Om/r)

220 213 Right? In the end thats all that matters. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 01, 2018 11:57 AM

ISWYDT
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 01, 2018 12:02 PM (4k21h)

Horde-worthy innuendo...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2018 12:03 PM (AURKQ)

221 But not when I'm dealing with the Devil's Vine, aka Blackberries. Those things you have to armor up to deal with.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at October 01, 2018 11:49 AM (bcbK

I find a flame thrower works best on the blackberries.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 01, 2018 12:04 PM (d7Ww2)

222 Trump is killing it at the presser

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 01, 2018 12:04 PM (5XBgF)

223 Lizzy, I wonder if many of the mothers made them eat vegan

Posted by: willow at October 01, 2018 12:05 PM (dPd5y)

224 I desperately wanted Mitchell to ask Ford how she had scrubbed her Internet presence. (We know why.)

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Bleach?

Ajax?

Comet?

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 01, 2018 12:05 PM (Jm+IB)

225 I do most of my best welding skyclad.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 01, 2018 11:58 AM


Assuming Arc/MIG/TIG, and not oxyacetylene, hoo boy ...

Posted by: hogmartin's MRI technician at October 01, 2018 12:05 PM (ctuyM)

226 221 But not when I'm dealing with the Devil's Vine, aka Blackberries. Those things you have to armor up to deal with.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at October 01, 2018 11:49 AM (bcbK

I find a flame thrower works best on the blackberries.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 01, 2018 12:04 PM (d7Ww2)

You are not wrong. But a steel shovel also works if you have wooden fences nearby.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at October 01, 2018 12:05 PM (bcbK8)

227 I didn't even get a yearbook. Didn't see the point. My mother tried to talk me into it, yeah no. Maybe it was for her, but I didn't want to inherit it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 01, 2018 11:53 AM (3SzRC)


I guess for a cannibal it would be like looking at a menu and realizing all the dishes were tough and gristly by now.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 01, 2018 12:05 PM (/qEW2)

228 Stephen Hawking could take Ian "Stickboi" Milhiser in a fair fight.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 01, 2018 11:51 AM (f5LwH)



/in artificial voice:/



*it* *wants* *to* *taste* *the* *curb* *it* *wants* *to* *taste* *the* *curb* *ha* *ha* *ha* *ha*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2018 12:01 PM (AURKQ)


Holy shit I almost peed myself. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 01, 2018 12:05 PM (9Om/r)

229 Why do most all leftist men look like weenie wusses?


What could you possibly mean by that?

Posted by: Shemp! at October 01, 2018 12:05 PM (vtcmf)

230 Matthew Dowd - talk about Kennedy p#ssy-whipped!

I love these guys who insist it's time for men to step back, just not themselves. And why *white, Christian* men, huh? Like it or not, white, Christian men founded this country, and while expanding its governance outside of that demographic is great, what's with the "erasure" talk (to steal a Lefty term)???





Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2018 12:05 PM (W+vEI)

231 222 Trump is killing it at the presser
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 01, 2018 12:04 PM (5XBgF)

I was looking at Mnuchin's face when Trump got all "history lesson" there for a second...

Mild tinges of "WTF?" coupled with "this is gonna be fun on twitter in about fifteen minutes...."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2018 12:05 PM (AURKQ)

232 Trump is killing it at the presser

Funny, the press didn't seem to want to ask the President about the trade deal and wanted to ask about Kavanaugh....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2018 12:05 PM (O2RFr)

233 That monkey really knows people, don't he?

Posted by: klaftern at October 01, 2018 12:06 PM (RuIsu)

234 211 Lola. She was a showgirl.


Yeah but, that was thirty years ago when they used to have show.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at October 01, 2018 12:02 PM (QQ+il)

Bump, set and spike.

Well done

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at October 01, 2018 12:06 PM (bcbK8)

235 I didn't even need to read that Ian Millhoser tweet to know what it was going to say. Just looking at his very peevy picture told me all I needed to know. Why do most all leftist men look like weenie wusses?
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun


Hah! Millhoser.

If he confronted me in public, he would be punched in the face. Hard.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at October 01, 2018 12:06 PM (vcOmj)

236 Laura Ingraham is going to have Julie Swetnick's ex on her show tonight. She is crazy.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 01, 2018 12:06 PM (hECVl)

237 222 Trump is killing it at the presser

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 01, 2018 12:04 PM (5XBgF)

As far as I heard, he's not taking questions about Kavanaugh....but I've been in and out of the room.

Posted by: Tami at October 01, 2018 12:06 PM (cF8AT)

238 Meant to say Julie Swetnick is crazy.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 01, 2018 12:07 PM (hECVl)

239 CREDIBLE VICTIM


WE MUST BELIEVE HER

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Yep.


That's the overly emotional argument I had with someone yesterday.


Evidence? Doesn't matter.

Didn't go to the police? Scared.

Didn't tell anyone? Ashamed.

She is a Vicitm and Liberalism Worships Victims.


And hates conservatives.

Posted by: shibumi at October 01, 2018 12:07 PM (QKV7o)

240 his profile pic is a crime against humanity

Posted by: concrete girl at October 01, 2018 12:07 PM (Z+ROM)

241 236 Laura Ingraham is going to have Julie Swetnick's ex on her show tonight. She is crazy.

And creepy porn lawyer is all angry and stuff cause his client is telling the truth and her ex is a liar or something

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2018 12:07 PM (O2RFr)

242 Apparently Mad Max is denying that anyone on her staff doxxed the 3 Senators.

Whatever you loon. Your credibility is lower than Ford's.

Posted by: Cheri at October 01, 2018 12:07 PM (oiNtH)

243 169 Tried that one winter - nine degrees below zero, shoveling snow. It can be done. I was thinking of primitive stone age people or Native Americans before the white man destroyed their country. I just wanted to know if it could be done.

it's only a valid experiment if you used an authentic first people's snow shovel.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 01, 2018 12:07 PM (NmR1a)

244 242 Apparently Mad Max is denying that anyone on her staff doxxed the 3 Senators.

Whatever you loon. Your credibility is lower than Ford's.
Posted by: Cheri at October 01, 2018 12:07 PM (oiNtH)

============

Believe all women!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 01, 2018 12:08 PM (8o3AL)

245 >>Lizzy, I wonder if many of the mothers made them eat vegan

Maybe, but male testosterone levels in general are declining and it's not clear why - maybe increase in soy consumption in processed food, bc pills in water???

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2018 12:08 PM (W+vEI)

246 Following up on the two front doors meme.

https://i.redd.it/7xs0z09n59p11.png

She and her husband decided to remodel their home to add an apartment with a second front door in 2007. They took out a building permit.

That is in direct conflict with her 2012 couples therapy story. And there would be government documentation to prove it.

From public databases we can get her address in Palo Alto.

The picture from the redd.it matches the picture from Google Maps.

https://tinyurl.com/y7z3mg45

Google notes that Dr. sylvia Randall lives and has an office at that address, which is in the Ford home. So the claim that the Ford home has two front doors, one for the owners and another for the renter, Dr. Randall, can be confirmed.

https://tinyurl.com/yawtcjqb

Let us ask for testimony from Dr. Sylvia Adkins Randall, PhD who apparently lived in the Ford's rental apartment in their home in Palo Alto.

Note that the satellite view of the Ford home shows the addition from the remodelling quite clearly.

https://tinyurl.com/y7tefzh7

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at October 01, 2018 12:08 PM (EMi53)

247 178 IC, you took me back to my college days. You would have been one of the lucky ones with over-the-shoulder boulder holders, while most of us were assigned to the itty bitty titty committee.
Posted by: Wenda (sic) at October 01, 2018 11:56 AM (fCE6j)


Whoever would have thunk that today's rant thread would feature some of the 'ettes talking about their breasts?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 01, 2018 12:08 PM (Cd0FX)

248 247 178 IC, you took me back to my college days. You would have been one of the lucky ones with over-the-shoulder boulder holders, while most of us were assigned to the itty bitty titty committee.
Posted by: Wenda (sic) at October 01, 2018 11:56 AM (fCE6j)

Whoever would have thunk that today's rant thread would feature some of the 'ettes talking about their breasts?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 01, 2018 12:08 PM (Cd0FX)

I never think it will happen, but I always really hope.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at October 01, 2018 12:09 PM (bcbK8)

249 Posted by: creeper at October 01, 2018 11:51 AM (AzV8L)

I thought it was either the scales of justice or IC's bra.

Posted by: clutch at October 01, 2018 12:09 PM (OuCtO)

250 Whoever would have thunk that today's rant thread would feature some of the 'ettes talking about their breasts?

Shocking!

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2018 12:09 PM (O2RFr)

251 Ace is up!

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 01, 2018 12:10 PM (KUaJL)

252

Again, I'm thanking me lucky charms that Florida Man is no one I know.

Yet.

However, I find myself intrigued by this idea of doing yardwork in the nude and am specifically delighted to find out that it's legal to do so. Now if I could only find a newsletter to subscribe to...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (A Deplorable Dixie Dreg of Society) at October 01, 2018 12:10 PM (HaL55)

253 Doxx that twit(terer) Millhiser. Then, on that level playing field, let the REAL games begin.
Posted by: Born Free at October 01, 2018 11:55 AM


Not a bad idea! Libs are not going to like the new rules they are creating.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 01, 2018 11:56 AM (w2Myr)


I'm not trying to dick-punch you, here, Minnfidel. I just get tired of this.

Despite what posters may think, I don't really get pleasure out of being an Eeyore, but until people stop posting "Libs are not going to like the new rules" and actually apply the new rules to shits like Milheiser, nothing will ever change.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 01, 2018 12:10 PM (kqsXK)

254 251 Ace is up!
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 01, 2018 12:10 PM (KUaJL)

Is he awake too?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 01, 2018 12:10 PM (RD7QR)

255 Nood

Posted by: Tami at October 01, 2018 12:10 PM (cF8AT)

256

MiMoMe 2018! is this weekend!

Join us at Smokehouse 52 (sh52bbq.com) in Chelsea, Michigan (in the shadow of the Jiffy Mix plant) on Saturday evening ( 06OCT18 ) for MiMoMe 2018.

Hit the website for details: mimomee.stoatnet.org, or e-mail me for the scoop (address in nick)

For stout & sturdy 'ettes & 'rons with a sense of adventure & questionable judgement, we have a cabin campsite reserved what is totes not built on a cursed ancient Indian burial ground. Totes. We'll light the fire around 7:00 PM Friday evening with pants-less dancing commencing shortly thereafter & continuing until they throw us out on Sunday.

Camping or not, make sure you join us for the luncheon seminar on Saturday afternoon. This year's topic: IKEA Shelving: Threat or Menace?

Serious You Guys, the bestest way to "own the libs" is to be at the MiMoMe!

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 01, 2018 12:10 PM (ZQfW9)

257 Hah! Millhoser.


If he confronted me in public, he would be punched in the face. Hard.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at October 01, 2018 12:06 PM

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We're going to need a larger future bail fund. For both of us.

Posted by: shibumi at October 01, 2018 12:10 PM (QKV7o)

258 >>Apparently Mad Max is denying that anyone on her staff doxxed the 3 Senators.



Don't have it handy, but on twitter a guy posted the originating IP address and how he tracked it to one of her staffers based on some commenting she did on a canoeing site using her name. He called her and she kinda freaked, referred him to Waters' PR person. I'll see if I can find it.

If some random person could do this, so could the authorities.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2018 12:11 PM (W+vEI)

259 Laura Ingraham is going to have Julie Swetnick's ex on her show tonight. She is crazy.

Avenatti should have purged his client's background. It makes it so easy to impugn the eminently impugnable.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 01, 2018 12:11 PM (oVJmc)

260 Laura Ingraham is going to have Julie Swetnick's ex on her show tonight. She is crazy.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 01, 2018 12:06 PM (hECVl)

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As I've said before, there needs to be reckoning for these "women." They need to be destroyed.

The people behind them are above any law or any consequence. They have no accountability, no conscience, and no reason to stop, so they never will.

If these women, however, are destroyed - reputations ruined, unemployable, families broken, and living in fear of the angry mob - then the powerful people will find far fewer of these trashbags willing to participate in the dog-and-pony show.

It's not the best way to deal with this. It's the only way. We need to make this behavior equivalent to a mark of Cain.

But we probably won't.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* at October 01, 2018 12:11 PM (AzW6q)

261 Maybe, but male testosterone levels in general are declining and it's not clear why - maybe increase in soy consumption in processed food, bc pills in water???
Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2018 12:08 PM (W+vEI)

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With the increase of twigglypuffs, I have a sneaking suspicion that I know where the missing T is going...

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 01, 2018 12:12 PM (Jm+IB)

262 authentic first people's snow shovel
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I tried searching for images with those keywords.
Apparently, there is a lot of porn keyed to those words.

Posted by: Gordon Gainesfield at October 01, 2018 12:12 PM (oYD2h)

263 We're going to need a larger future bail fund. For both of us.
Posted by: shibumi at October 01, 2018 12:10 PM (QKV7o)

See you guys at the MiMoMe!

Posted by: hogmartin at October 01, 2018 12:12 PM (IqOTP)

264 If she said she'd done it herself, I'd spend the next 15 minutes grilling her on exactly what procedures and cyber tools she used.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at October 01, 2018 12:02 PM (YqDXo)

Word. This should have been super safe for Miller to ask. She didn't because she persecutes men.

I'd say this process is creating MGTOWs, except they are increasingly realizing that they won't ever be left alone amd they -have- to fight.

Posted by: trev006 at October 01, 2018 12:12 PM (C8U95)

265 Hmm, Nood didn't post...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at October 01, 2018 12:13 PM (bcbK8)

266 I desperately wanted Mitchell to ask Ford how she had scrubbed her Internet presence. (We know why.)

If she said someone else had done it, I'd ask who, and who had paid him.

If she said she'd done it herself, I'd spend the next 15 minutes grilling her on exactly what procedures and cyber tools she used.


She was clearly coached, one might say scripted, and clearly a good student of the process. It was too polished, too careful to make sure there were always unconfirmable loose ends.

For me the 'falsus in unum, falsus in omnes' moment was the fear of flying. It was so obviously untrue if you look at her history that it stunk out the place.

There's also the second front door- you mean the one that allows her to rent to STRANGERS?

Clearly the GOP was trying to play nice with her, give her enough rope to hang herself, but the five-minute-hate committee structure saved her every time. Neither side entirely got what they wanted out of her testimony.

As for Kavanaugh's temperament, I'd have been sitting there muttering "Must not punch 85-year-old women in the face, must not punch 85-year-old women in the face, must not punch 85-year-old women in the face".

Posted by: JEM at October 01, 2018 12:13 PM (anGdJ)

267 Note that the satellite view of the Ford home shows the addition from the remodelling quite clearly.

https://tinyurl.com/y7tefzh7

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at October 01, 2018 12:08 PM (EMi53)

Can you copy and paste those images to a non-Gurgle site, for those of us who do not wish to give clicks to the evil Gurgle?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 01, 2018 12:14 PM (iwUO9)

268 In my neck of the Berkshires the roads get pretty muddy in the spring. Always have a tow chain in the back of my plow truck to help the dumb weekender out of the muck. From now on, if you got some sort of lefty bumper sticker or I just don't like the looks of you, CALL A TOW TRUCK. THIS IS WAR. Just consider yourself lucky I don't bury you with a rooster tail.

Posted by: REDACTED at October 01, 2018 12:15 PM (+g41/)

269 It's all nothing but a viscous political smear of a ho hum middle of the road judge. I know; how bout we destroy an innocent man because we are weak and have lost elections and can't get our way.

The only cure is to sack up and grow a spine, and win more elections.

If that does not work War is the unfortunate answer.


I hate me some dims.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 01, 2018 12:15 PM (0OmEj)

270 NOOD

Julie Kelly confirms Flake is a wuss

Posted by: Hands at October 01, 2018 12:15 PM (786Ro)

271 Correction

Jesse Kelly, not Julie

Posted by: Hands at October 01, 2018 12:16 PM (786Ro)

272 "she was either promised confidentiality, or was led to expect it."

Or she lied.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 01, 2018 12:17 PM (5jVnA)

273 Justicia shoulda poked the donkey with her sword a couple times, imho.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at October 01, 2018 12:18 PM (58Au8)

274 Considering Democrats view mobs with signs and bullhorns cornering legislators and speakers and peacful diners minding their business then yes, I would hope Republicans are trying to destroy that.

Posted by: Ripley at October 01, 2018 12:18 PM (MxEKc)

275 "if I was some innocent, random apolitical citizen of the sort the
Democrats are presenting Ford as, who entrusted my confidentiality to a
politician who then turned around and broadcast my personal information
to score political points, and turned my life into a circus, I'd be
screaming bloody murder."

And she scrubbed her social media, prior to coming forward. It wasn't the dems that scrubbed her social media for her (sure, they helped).


She is not some innocent victim of the dems here.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 01, 2018 12:19 PM (5jVnA)

276 She is a Vicitm and Liberalism Worships Victims


No. Some 'victims'.

They still hate the victims of Bill Clinton.

They profited off of the victims of Teddy Kennedy.

They ignore the victims of Delaware's own Joe Biden.

They ignored the 12 year old rape victim who was abused by Hillary Clinton.

The multiple victims of Filthy Bob Filner and Anthony's Weiner were ignored.

Posted by: Not so Swift at October 01, 2018 12:19 PM (NeSSd)

277 268: I agree. Why help someone who'd harm you or supports harming the likes of the Kavenaughs, Cruz or Sanders? I'd take a hands off approach too.


A neighbor asked why my daughter has not hired either of her teen girls as sitters. I should have told the truth and pointed to her lefty yard signs

Posted by: CN at October 01, 2018 12:20 PM (mlmZR)

278 Naked yard work..I keep getting my dick caught in the rake piling up leaves...sheesh

Posted by: saf at October 01, 2018 12:23 PM (5IHGB)

279 264 If she said she'd done it herself, I'd spend the next 15 minutes grilling her on exactly what procedures and cyber tools she used.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at October 01, 2018 12:02 PM (YqDXo)

Word. This should have been super safe for Miller to ask. She didn't because she persecutes men.

I'd say this process is creating MGTOWs, except they are increasingly realizing that they won't ever be left alone amd they -have- to fight.
Posted by: trev006 at October 01, 2018 12:12 PM (C8U95)

Like turning the tables on them by using the State and/or armed unifomed men to lock them in metal cages and/or take away their Rights, Privileges, and Freedoms?

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 01, 2018 12:26 PM (5iFlS)

280 Donnie Two Scoops ripping into Blumenthal, Booker, Feinstein. Telling it like it is. I love this guy.

Posted by: Soona at October 01, 2018 12:26 PM (Fs5vw)

281 >>>'Oh, but her story is so credible and believable' say all the commentators. Yeah, well, look, I got this counterfeit $100 bill here and guess what, it looks very credible and believable, too. That's the way it was designed to look.

You're my hero on this one, OM! That's very cogent and I'm going to use it far and wide.

Posted by: m at October 01, 2018 12:26 PM (Ts3fP)

282 Demorats want Due process removed from the legal process, so who's a threat to democracy again? The left want us to string up innocent men who are falsely accused of sexual assault or rape.

Posted by: Rose at October 01, 2018 12:27 PM (qHeFI)

283 A long time ago when I lived a year in NYC, my housemate was a Russian
girl and whenever she cooked, she had to be naked. She said that was the
only way her creativity could flow ..she did wear an apron when frying
bacon however.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 01, 2018 11:53 AM (a0IVu)

obligatory pics comment...

wenda, ibtc unite!

i'm not ashamed, even if I have to read dy in and day out about big titty club guys.

Posted by: willow at October 01, 2018 11:58 AM (dPd5y)

little ones are great, they're usually sensitive and react to attention nicely...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 01, 2018 12:28 PM (8D42x)

284 Jesus, is every reporter a WOMAN?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 01, 2018 12:29 PM (NFEMn)

285 Like turning the tables on them by using the State and/or armed unifomed men to lock them in metal cages and/or take away their Rights, Privileges, and Freedoms?

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 01, 2018 12:26 PM (5iFlS)

Men would, and should, take a more direct approach than that. If 1% chose to confront the judges, the divorce system would look very different.

Posted by: trev006 at October 01, 2018 12:31 PM (C8U95)

286 Post lunch breathilizer for all Senator and staff from this date forward.

Posted by: sadder and wiser at October 01, 2018 12:31 PM (QkNs4)

287 How can anyone say Dr. Ford was credible? Doesn't know the date, day, place, time... doesn't know how she got there or how she got home. Okay, she's got a bizarre case of repressed memories. But then says she doesn't remember more but wishes she could. No real sexual assault woman would EVER say she wishes she could remember more. They try to forget as much as they can. That's the basis for repressed memories.

Posted by: itsacookbook at October 01, 2018 12:48 PM (yPxXc)

288 285 Like turning the tables on them by using the State and/or armed unifomed men to lock them in metal cages and/or take away their Rights, Privileges, and Freedoms?

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 01, 2018 12:26 PM (5iFlS)

Men would, and should, take a more direct approach than that. If 1% chose to confront the judges, the divorce system would look very different.
Posted by: trev006 at October 01, 2018 12:31 PM (C8U95)

Agree 1000% and I'll leave it at that.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 01, 2018 12:48 PM (5iFlS)

289 4 Horrible sexism out of florida.

Nobody would complain about a woman doing yardwork naked.

While Florida has some nice looking ladies there are quite a few heifers as well.

Posted by: Jim H at October 01, 2018 12:55 PM (E8rdu)

290 Jeff Flake needs to shove a sharp piece of glass up his arse sideways.

Posted by: Fellow Traveller at October 01, 2018 01:00 PM (HLTe8)

291 Christine Ford's baby voice BS voice made it a lock for me: FAKE

Posted by: Buffy McFord Stick at October 01, 2018 01:02 PM (HLTe8)

292 Just one look at Skeletor Blumenthal's cold and lying face and a look at Kavanaugh handsome gentle face and you know who's working for Satan.

Posted by: Buffy McFord Stick at October 01, 2018 01:04 PM (HLTe8)

293 Waterboard Flake's lying ass.

Posted by: Muff Ford at October 01, 2018 01:10 PM (HLTe8)

294 Here's what Trump should do, no matter what happens with Kavanaugh, or what happens in the midterms:

The next seat on the Supreme Court that opens, nominate Merrick Garland.

If nominated, does Garland turn down the offer? If he does, it's a win for Trump, as the "HE stole Garlands seat" argument doesn't hold water anymore (Not that Hillary would have kept his nomination had she won...look it up).

If Garland accepts the nomination and:

A. The Dems are in the minority, they can't oppose his nomination, can they? And the the Republicans can go full Kavanaugh on him to deny him his seat after "Advise and Consent", err "Search and Destroy."

B. If the Dems are in the Majority, the Republicans can still go full Kavanaugh on him.

It's Trumps version of the Xanatos Gambit, and no matter what happens, he wins. MAGA!!!!!

Posted by: Andrew at October 01, 2018 01:24 PM (t74Yh)

295 That should be Xantos Gambit...sigh

Posted by: Andrew at October 01, 2018 01:26 PM (t74Yh)

296 I did one Google search on Ian Millhiser and found his address in Va. and his phone number. Easy Peasy

Posted by: Abby at October 01, 2018 01:33 PM (Ag1Xg)

297 ..she did wear an apron when frying bacon however.

Naked apron is a good look

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 01, 2018 01:39 PM (39g3+)

298 If shitting out of your belly button is your goal, then feel free to confront me in my home.

Posted by: yobobbyb at October 01, 2018 02:19 PM (et0yP)

299 Tell me again Ian, why I shouldn't go to where you eat, where you sleep, and where you work, and kick you in the nutts a half dozen times or so at each stop, until you stop being such a complete and total dipshit...

Posted by: Dandor the Realanator at October 01, 2018 02:51 PM (/rKuc)

300 Gorilla Pundit is correct--Ford shoulda been screaming at Di Fi and the dirty crew--unless she decided to "take one for the team".

OTOH her own sexual history from the 11th grade to the end of college suggests that she knew how to give out for the team--from right field on down to the catcher with something for everyone on the field.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at October 01, 2018 03:14 PM (Sda6L)

301 Just another Anita Hill being used by the Open Borders soft on crime liberal democrats

Posted by: Tamma the Bird 1000 Voices at October 01, 2018 04:18 PM (wGqjj)

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