The Morning Rant

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"I wonder what the founders of this country would have thought if they could have looked 200 plus years into the future and watch the nomination of a Supreme Court Justice descend into arguing about whether the nominee, in his youth, made a fart joke?"



The Smoking Gun! Kavanaugh Is Guilty! Must Credit AoSHQ!

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Zombie Ted Kennedy: Where Can I Get Me One of These Rape Boats?





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Lest We Forget:

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Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:00 AM




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1 morning horde!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 28, 2018 11:00 AM (/0IRq)

2 First.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 28, 2018 11:00 AM (/qEW2)

3 And Happy Friday!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 28, 2018 11:00 AM (/0IRq)

4 Can somebody make a Nike poster spoof with Kav's picture from the hearing yesterday?

Maximum trolling

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 28, 2018 11:01 AM (KUaJL)

5 Top ten!

Posted by: Surfperch at September 28, 2018 11:01 AM (Ldr3U)

6 I AM DOMINANCE!

Posted by: Coree Booker at September 28, 2018 11:02 AM (SkuXa)

7 "Florida man bites dog" is a dog-bites-man type story.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 28, 2018 11:02 AM (6wPxB)

8 I guess we all know what an ABA recommendation is worth now, don't we?

Posted by: Old Dude at September 28, 2018 11:02 AM (LGXGf)

9 That trump poster is great. true too

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2018 11:02 AM (9Om/r)

10 En-door-phines would help.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2018 11:03 AM (vbJig)

11 Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 28, 2018 11:01 AM (KUaJL)

Already done.

Posted by: HA at September 28, 2018 11:03 AM (MAstk)

12 MAN BITES DOG!
classic!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 28, 2018 11:03 AM (dMvl+)

13 8 I guess we all know what an ABA recommendation is worth now, don't we?
Posted by: Old Dude at September 28, 2018 11:02 AM (LGXGf)

It's worth two AARP recommendations?

Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2018 11:03 AM (Rr52g)

14 I wonder how much money the Dems and GOPe raised while we were watching the circus.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at September 28, 2018 11:03 AM (KyODi)

15 9 That trump poster is great. true too
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2018 11:02 AM (9Om/r)

truth.

Posted by: not the mama at September 28, 2018 11:04 AM (t2AQi)

16 Internet Social Justice Terrorists demand Star Wars cartoon voice actress be fired for mocking Dr. Ford's testimony.


https://youtu.be/FfkFNDMzzOM

Posted by: josephistan at September 28, 2018 11:04 AM (7HtZB)

17 Them's some good memes.
And that poor dog.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:04 AM (bcbK8)

18 Good morning horde!

I wonder something. Since McCain's passing, it seems the GOP, particularly Graham, have developed some backbone. Was he, perhaps, making sure they towed the Dem line, and now they are free to actually be conservative?

Posted by: moki at September 28, 2018 11:04 AM (mFoNl)

19 Holy crap, I just heard that the American Bar Association is calling for FBI investigation #7 into Doctor Mrs Ford's claims about Kavanaugh not raping her, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at September 28, 2018 11:04 AM (tve+u)

20 4 Can somebody make a Nike poster spoof with Kav's picture from the hearing yesterday?
Maximum trolling
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 28, 2018 11:01 AM (KUaJL)


Saw one on Twitter yesterday, but can't find it now.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 28, 2018 11:04 AM (WVZ82)

21
Stand for something.
Even if it costs you everything.

Just Confirm Him.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2018 11:05 AM (8XRCm)

22 Make America Come Again!

Posted by: Avenatti 2020 at September 28, 2018 11:05 AM (786Ro)

23 The Clinton poster is fantastic!

Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2018 11:05 AM (OiC69)

24 In baseball parlance: Lindseed had a good game. He is still way to close to the Mendoza line.

Real question is why the change? He is acting different. It aint principles. He is a pol after all.

Posted by: nip at September 28, 2018 11:05 AM (DfGpI)

25 Stupid Florida Man. There's no such thing as dog sushi.

Posted by: Barky O'bama at September 28, 2018 11:05 AM (7HtZB)

26 In Your Heart, You Know He's Shite

Posted by: Avenatti 2020 at September 28, 2018 11:05 AM (786Ro)

27 Zombie Ted Kennedy: Where Can I Get Me One of These Rape Boats?

I remember some picture of his TK's ass giving it to some intern on a boat way out in the ocean.

Someone captioned it with, "Will this change his position on offshore drilling?"

Posted by: Indelible in my Hippocampus at September 28, 2018 11:06 AM (URwyc)

28 8 I guess we all know what an ABA recommendation is worth now, don't we?

Posted by: Old Dude at September 28, 2018 11:02 AM (LGXGf)


It was a letter from the president of the ABA. It is unclear whether he was speaking for the entire membership.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 28, 2018 11:06 AM (WVZ82)

29 Buy ammo
Hug your dog

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:06 AM (bcbK8)

30 Florida man! Florida man! Does whatever a inbred can do.

Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2018 11:06 AM (gmo/4)

31 Did he sniff the dogs butt first?

Posted by: BignJames at September 28, 2018 11:06 AM (0+nbW)

32 Florida man ought to be kicked in the head with a steel-toed boot till he expires.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 28, 2018 11:06 AM (iys0/)

33 Pot In Every Chicken!

Posted by: Avenatti 2020 at September 28, 2018 11:06 AM (786Ro)

34 Yay, Gorilla Pundit!

And willowed:

Ai & sexbots. What could go wrong?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 28, 2018 10:54 AM (hLRSq)

I don't know, I just hope I find out
And that my sexbot has an on/off switch.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 10:56 AM (bcbK


Years ago I read a SF story about a man who was beta-testing a sexbot that responded to whatever he found the most pleasurable and continued to do it, cutting off his telephone, computer access and eventually trapping him inside the house because it said he no longer needed anyone since it could fulfill all his wishes.

It ended with the fellow nearly sexed to death, sneaking a letter to the sexbot company begging them to save him.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 28, 2018 11:06 AM (kqsXK)

35 19 Holy crap, I just heard that the American Bar Association is calling for FBI investigation #7 into Doctor Mrs Ford's claims about Kavanaugh not raping her, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at September 28, 2018 11:04 AM (tve+u)

Grassley says that's by the head of the ABA, not representing the organization's membership in any countable way. We'll see.

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:06 AM (IIoSq)

36 Does it surprise anyone that Linda Klein of the ABA would support more political bullshittery?

Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 11:07 AM (mlmZR)

37 ryder cup! round 1 from france!

i don't understand the scoring and, know what?, don't want to know.

Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 28, 2018 11:07 AM (Pg+x7)

38 19 Holy crap, I just heard that the American Bar Association is calling for FBI investigation #7 into Doctor Mrs Ford's claims about Kavanaugh not raping her, too.

That's cute.

Any position on crooked FISA judges, there ABA?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2018 11:07 AM (vbJig)

39 The Clinton poster is fantastic!

Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2018 11:05 AM (OiC69)


It is indeed. I think Juanita Broderick was at the hearings yesterday. I don't know if she got in, or just hung around on the sidewalk, glaring.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:07 AM (lwiT4)

40 Stormy Days Are Here Again!

Posted by: Avenatti 2020 at September 28, 2018 11:07 AM (786Ro)

41 Willowed
Did we ever why Dr. Ford was being treated by a psychologist?





What was her disorder?



Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2018 10:57 AM (vbJig)

It was this article that I posted in 775 that caused her to go to a "therapist"

https://tinyurl.com/y8bxgomq

Posted by: Timon at September 28, 2018 11:07 AM (eiZez)

42
Any news from the committee room?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2018 11:08 AM (/9p9e)

43 Cornyn is being very decent, shaming the Dems for dragging Judge through the mud. It's really lovely.

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:08 AM (IIoSq)

44 My bad, she's past pres

Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 11:08 AM (mlmZR)

45 Hullo

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at September 28, 2018 11:08 AM (9QyRV)

46 I'm now worried about Kavanaugh's safety. I'm sure there are dozens of Leftist nuts planning his assassination. Whether they make an attempt is an even bet.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 28, 2018 11:08 AM (7oPmA)

47 Jeepers, if I can't even make fart jokes....

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 28, 2018 11:08 AM (CPk08)

48 Hey there, gorilla & attendees!

Florida Man bites dog - to prove the old news adage.

Is Poppins still here? I was going to buy a nice wine for you - but does Red or White go better with crow? Milady says, normally, with bird, a White, but it's a dark bird, probably a bit gamey, so we'll go with a Red.



If Kav is on the court in time for the new session, it will mark the first time I've ever predicted anything right, so it worries me until it's fact.

Posted by: mindful webworks - blunderously at September 28, 2018 11:08 AM (Iynsv)

49 Does it surprise anyone that Linda Klein of the ABA would support more political bullshittery?
Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 11:07 AM (mlmZR)

-----

Yeah. Like any group of lawyers want ethics investigations.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2018 11:08 AM (8XRCm)

50 ABA is treading a fine line.

Lawyers have to plead cases in front of judges.

Go for it. Piss off judges.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 11:08 AM (YxTUV)

51 I guess we all know what an ABA recommendation is worth now, don't we?


Posted by: Old Dude at September 28, 2018 11:02 AM (LGXGf)


Yeah, around 2 shits in jersey currency.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2018 11:08 AM (9Om/r)

52 Any news from the committee room?





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2018 11:08 AM (/9p9e)



Ya, they're still nuts.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:09 AM (lwiT4)

53 34 It ended with the fellow nearly sexed to death, sneaking a letter to the sexbot company begging them to save him.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 28, 2018 11:06 AM (kqsXK)


Colossus: The Forced-In Project?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2018 11:09 AM (/9p9e)

54 Years ago I read a SF story about a man who was beta-testing a sexbot that responded to whatever he found the most pleasurable and continued to do it, cutting off his telephone, computer access and eventually trapping him inside the house because it said he no longer needed anyone since it could fulfill all his wishes.

It ended with the fellow nearly sexed to death, sneaking a letter to the sexbot company begging them to save him.


That was an episode of Futurama.

Posted by: Wormstrum! at September 28, 2018 11:09 AM (fRgt5)

55 Senate Judiciary Committee here:

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/09/28/watch-senate-
judiciary-committee-vote-on-brett-kavanaugh.html

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:09 AM (IIoSq)

56 Ford's favorite band?


The Doors

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2018 11:09 AM (mvenn)

57 HK P30S for sale on Classic Firearms.

Good gun if you like hammer-fired german engineering.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:09 AM (bcbK8)

58 Classic meme magic, baby.

McCain was always a reliable backstab. But here's the thing- as Democrat heros like Bill Clinton and John McCain either die off or have their deeds exposed, the media has increasingly less power to set narratives. It was unimaginable three decades ago to call JFK an intern-raping piece of shit, yet here we are. FDR only survives in the public conscious because conservatives actually managed to limit the power of the next Presidential strongman. And their replacements? Cory Booker? Kamala Harris? Even Barack Obama knows the bloom is off his rose.

For the GOPe to find a spine means they know the base is super woke and super pissed. They will keep trying to hold us back in other matters... but will find that increasingly untenable as the left devolves into insanity.

Posted by: trev006 at September 28, 2018 11:09 AM (VfZgq)

59 Really proud of Kavanaugh and Graham... McConnell and Grassley and Hatch have performed adequately...

Posted by: kraken at September 28, 2018 11:09 AM (DpEis)

60 I guess Graham's behavior depends on how you think our government should be run. I believe that we should have bipartisan support for most things. I believe he was operating from that point of view as well. The problem is that the Dems no longer believe that. It's their way or the highway and they will do anything to regain power. You cannot make deals with people like that.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 28, 2018 11:09 AM (JKNZq)

61 What's become crystal effing clear to me is how these low-lifes in the so-called educated class have been trading and benefiting on good will they never earned or are in any way worthy.

Posted by: Old Dude at September 28, 2018 11:09 AM (LGXGf)

62 Odds on the dems doing something really dumb today are pretty good. I foresee a drum circle in the Senate well, all of the usual suspects dressed in handmaiden jammies, humming Inadadadavida while eating kale popsicles, arms locked in solidarity.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 28, 2018 11:09 AM (xzqr4)

63 Does anybody really expect the train of allegations against Kavanaugh to stop before the full Senate confirmation vote?

I sure don't.

Posted by: filbert at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (953wK)

64 So there IS a rant today. . . .

The Vote is slated for 1:30 EST?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (/ZWeB)

65 "29 Buy ammo
Hug your dog
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:06 AM (bcbK"



Done and done.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (58Au8)

66 Let's resurrect The Village People, with various incarnations of Florida Man as the singers!

Got to be a Florida, Florida Man ...

It'll be a smash hit!

Posted by: THE Bruce Dickenson at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (ctuyM)

67 54 Years ago I read a SF story about a man who was beta-testing a sexbot that responded to whatever he found the most pleasurable and continued to do it, cutting off his telephone, computer access and eventually trapping him inside the house because it said he no longer needed anyone since it could fulfill all his wishes.

It ended with the fellow nearly sexed to death, sneaking a letter to the sexbot company begging them to save him.

That was an episode of Futurama.

Posted by: Wormstrum! at September 28, 2018 11:09 AM (fRgt5)

And one of my daydreams.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (bcbK8)

68 Any news from the committee room?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2018 11:08 AM


Pretty much every member of the committee is giving a ten or fifteen minute long speech.

CBSN is covering the event without interruption, occasionally pausing to go cover Hirohito's exploits.

Posted by: Indelible in my Hippocampus at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (URwyc)

69 Tippecanoe and a Boat in Rhode Island Too!

Posted by: Avenatti 2020 at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (786Ro)

70 I swear this better not be up to 70 already.

Posted by: eleven at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (NLLmE)

71 59 Really proud of Kavanaugh and Graham... McConnell and Grassley and Hatch have performed adequately...
Posted by: kraken at September 28, 2018 11:09 AM (DpEis)

Kavanaugh and Graham and Cornyn.

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (IIoSq)

72 Avanetti/Florida Man 2020!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (d7Ww2)

73 "Where can I get one of those Rape Boats?"---Ted Kennedy

"You can have mine. I hate paying the taxes on it."--John Kerry

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (FTlwv)

74 Jeebus.

Posted by: eleven at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (NLLmE)

75 You know what I wonder?

1) I wonder if Ford has been declaring the Google renters as income on her federal, state, and local taxes.

2) I wonder if Ford lives in a HOA and if she has permission from the HOA to have renters, if necessary.

3) I wonder if her local government allows renters

4) I wonder if her insurance company allows renters

Posted by: Chuck C at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (YTxkQ)

76 Has this entire thing, far from stopping the confirmation, a actually united the republican party? I don't know what idiots like kristol are doing, but Erick Erickson, David french, Cooke, nr crew and all the bush nevertrumpers sound like ace all the sudden. I mean I never thought you would see those guys essentially endorse trump.

Posted by: De Ferrers at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (gQj4M)

77 I wonder something. Since McCain's passing, it seems the GOP, particularly Graham, have developed some backbone. Was he, perhaps, making sure they towed the Dem line, and now they are free to actually be conservative?
Posted by: moki at September 28, 2018 11:04 AM (mFoNl)


Graham's played golf with DJT and met privately with at least one other time, no? I'm sure the golden scalp weasel was very persuasive in telling him "this is what I'm trying to do and here's how you can help on what will be a mutually beneficial undertaking".

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (y7DUB)

78 44 My bad, she's past pres

Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 11:08 AM (mlmZR)

I was wondering because I believe the ABA submitted a letter to the committee supporting Kavanaugh....or did Grassley just read the ABA's score of Kavanaugh?

Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (cF8AT)

79 Ma! Ma! Where's My Paycheck?

Posted by: Avenatti 2020 at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (786Ro)

80 A Hippopotamus is just a really cool Opotomus.


Posted by: Zombie Mitch Hedburg at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (MouFt)

81 Whitehouse is coming across as a nasty man.

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (IIoSq)

82 HK P30S for sale on Classic Firearms.

Good gun if you like hammer-fired german engineering.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards



You know who else likes hammer-fired German engineering?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (YxTUV)

83 Sheldon Shithouse is on now, may I turn the TV off for five minutes..?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (UFyv9)

84
Back to real paying work.

BBL.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (/9p9e)

85 Whitehouse up.

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (IIoSq)

86

Again I'm thanking me lucky charms that Florida Man is no one I know.

He bit a dog to establish dominance.


Two guys watching a dog lick himself:

"I wish I could do that."

"You should try scratching him behind his ear first."

- just the punchline...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (A Deplorable Dixie Dreg of Society) at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (HaL55)

87 I foresee a drum circle in the Senate well, all
of the usual suspects dressed in handmaiden jammies, humming
Inadadadavida while eating kale popsicles, arms locked in solidarity.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 28, 2018 11:09 AM (xzqr4)


I see women in white pants with red bloodstains emanating from their crotches.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (lwiT4)

88 This sheldon whithouse fellow is a real douchebag

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (9Om/r)

89

Love, exciting and new
Come Aboard. We're expecting you.
And Love, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.

Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.

And Love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.
Yes LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!

Welcome Aboard. It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (IqV8l)

90 Is Poppins still here? I was going to buy a nice wine for you - but does Red or White go better with crow? Milady says, normally, with bird, a White, but it's a dark bird, probably a bit gamey, so we'll go with a Red.

I prefer champagne, myself, but a nice full Beaujolais would be lovely.

I'm still not eating crow until the final vote is taken, though.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (kqsXK)

91 Years ago I read a SF story about a man who was
beta-testing a sexbot that responded to whatever he found the most
pleasurable and continued to do it, cutting off his telephone, computer
access and eventually trapping him inside the house because it said he
no longer needed anyone since it could fulfill all his wishes.



It ended with the fellow nearly sexed to death, sneaking a letter to the sexbot company begging them to save him.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 28, 2018

*
*
Sounds like a Robert Sheckley story. Or maybe Harlan Ellison.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (/ZWeB)

92 What's become crystal effing clear to me is how these low-lifes in the so-called educated class have been trading and benefiting on good will they never earned or are in any way worthy.
Posted by: Old Dude at September 28, 2018 11:09 AM (LGXGf)


Meet me at the Bastille.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (IOhIL)

93 No kidding - when I was 16, my best friend's dog bit me. I got down on the ground and bit him right back. He never did it again.

Believe it or not, this totally works. A blind Florida squirrel found an acorn.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* at September 28, 2018 11:12 AM (AzW6q)

94 Does anybody really expect the train of allegations against Kavanaugh to stop before the full Senate confirmation vote?
Posted by: filbert at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM


Do you have any tips on getting trains to run?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Jerry Brown at September 28, 2018 11:12 AM (ctuyM)

95 83 Sheldon Shithouse is on now, may I turn the TV off for five minutes..?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (UFyv9)

Know your enemy.

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:12 AM (IIoSq)

96 rickb, can't throw my daughter anywhere, but I appreciate the sentiment.

I was just venting, and probably so was she.

Posted by: barbarausa at September 28, 2018 11:12 AM (eWUpO)

97 Praise Miss Lindsey for yesterday's beatdown.

But keep it real. Do not trust him on the border.

Posted by: Hands at September 28, 2018 11:12 AM (786Ro)

98 ryder cup! round 1 from france!

i don't understand the scoring and, know what?, don't want to know.
Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 28, 2018 11:07 AM (Pg+x7

What you want and what you get is two different things.

First day. 4 morning matches 4 afternoon matches .

Match Winner gets a point . Ties are 1/2 point . First team to 14 1/2 wins the cup.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 28, 2018 11:12 AM (7oPmA)

99 Lindsey Graham at the committee:

"I've been doing this legal stuff most of my life. I've never heard a more compelling defense of one's honor and integrity than I did from Brett Kavanaugh. "

He's going all in on Kav.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at September 28, 2018 11:12 AM (9QyRV)

100

I see women in white pants with red bloodstains emanating from their crotches.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (lwiT4)

good heavens, grammie, don't give them ideas.

Posted by: moki at September 28, 2018 11:12 AM (mFoNl)

101 I don't know what idiots like kristol are doing, but Erick Erickson, David french, Cooke, nr crew and all the bush nevertrumpers sound like ace all the sudden. I mean I never thought you would see those guys essentially endorse trump.
Posted by: De Ferrers at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (gQj4M)

I am the only one left with any integrity!!!11!!1

Posted by: Cap'n Bill - Ahoy! at September 28, 2018 11:12 AM (72PAC)

102 75
You know what I wonder?



1) I wonder if Ford has been declaring the Google renters as income on her federal, state, and local taxes.



2) I wonder if Ford lives in a HOA and if she has permission from the HOA to have renters, if necessary.



3) I wonder if her local government allows renters



4) I wonder if her insurance company allows renters

Posted by: Chuck C at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (YTxkQ)

Time to get the 4Chan Aspies on it

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 28, 2018 11:12 AM (jxbfJ)

103 FLorida Dog pisses in man's face to relieve himself. And just for the hell of it.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (HLTe8)

104 82 HK P30S for sale on Classic Firearms.

Good gun if you like hammer-fired german engineering.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards



You know who else likes hammer-fired German engineering?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (YxTUV)

SIG?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (bcbK8)

105 And Whitehouse sounds like a mean girl. How can he not see that?

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (IIoSq)

106 81 Whitehouse is coming across as a nasty man.
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (IIoSq)
--------------------
It's the only way he can project sincerity.

Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (adsVM)

107 I believe the ABA did support Kavanaugh.... if my recollection is correct, their conduct is shameful.

Posted by: kraken at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (DpEis)

108 Ford's favorite band?


The Doors
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2018 11:09 AM (mvenn)

Mine too! "Kristol Ship" is our cruise theme song!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (NFEMn)

109 I'm now worried about Kavanaugh's safety. I'm sure there are dozens of Leftist nuts planning his assassination. Whether they make an attempt is an even bet.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 28, 2018 11:08 AM (7oPmA)

--

THAT would be a "Ft Sumter Momemt".

Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (8XRCm)

110 Morning Horde. I've been indelibly hippocampused all week and I missed you guys. Well, except for that guy. Anyway, fingers crossed for Kavanaugh.

Oh, and a couple of pussyhats trapped Flake in an elevator and berated him for awhile, so I'm thinking we're now in the vengeance phase.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (RD7QR)

111 In a different time and place I may have had some sympathy for Blasey-Ford, who is clearly damaged and delusional. But not after they wound her up and turned her loose on the country. I have no use for a fully public group role-playing therapy session.


Behold the awesome power of this fully operational weaponized personality disorder.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (mvenn)

112 What was her disorder?

You know, I honestly do not care.

At some point, for every nominally adult human, no matter the mitigating circumstances, unless you are demonstrably and provably mentally retarded, YOU are in fact responsible for your bad behavior.
Up to and including false accusations and lies.

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (PtETg)

113 Zombie Ted Kennedy: Where Can I Get Me One of These Rape Boats?


Oldsmobile made land yachts. See if you can get an old classic one.

Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (Rr52g)

114 88 This sheldon whithouse fellow is a real douchebag
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (9Om/r)
--------

You mean, Fielding.

Posted by: WisRich at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (G0vdT)

115 78: I assume Bob Carlson is a huge lib anyway. ABA site seems not to be working right now...LOL

Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (mlmZR)

116 willowed

I didn't have time yesterday to watch any of the hearing. I watched a replay last night of some of Ford's testimony. I watched it purposefully with an open mind.

I'm telling you guys as a female. The entire thing is made up. Whether it's in her mind as factual because she is mentally ill, or she is simply acting as part of the resistance and the me too movement, I do not know, but that crying little girl sniffly delivery and the innocent 'oh, I didn't know you would come to CA" and the constant, "I don't remember, but I remember THE LAUGHING" is straight out of central casting.

I even tried to tell myself, "you're being harsh, imagine what being grabbed and forced onto a bed by some guy " but that was gone after two seconds. She even said "Even though Brett(like she knows him as a friend) didn't rape me", who that is mentally normal would allow that to govern the rest of their life, and particularly, drive them to attempt to destroy a man's life 35 years after the fact?

My guess is the leftists in CA found a wackadoodle professor who finally told her friends on the beach( in reality, members of one of the radical feminist organizations) that she had been assaulted in HS(like all the other members) and then this group decided she would make a plausible accuser since she was from the area and was a PhD. And they convinced her or she agreed to go along with writing a letter to the local state congressperson who is left and then that person forwarded this charade to Feinstein. And it metastasized from there

Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (wAWL+)

117 You gotta love hearing a scumbag dem talk about partisans. No way this country escapes gunfire, no fucking way.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (9Om/r)

118 29 Buy ammo
Hug your dog
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:06 AM (bcbK

Buy another dog.
Hug ammo.

Got it.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (KUaJL)

119 Whitehouse brought up flatulence again. I thought Virginia was fucked with its senators.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (FTlwv)

120 Probably Harlan Ellison. I read something by him where he totaled up the number of women he'd slept with. I believe it was in the thousands.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (JKNZq)

121 I am the only one left with any integrity!!!11!!1
Posted by: Cap'n Bill - Ahoy! at September 28, 2018 11:12 AM (72PAC)


Cabin Grrrrl Jen Rubin has your back, Bill.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (IOhIL)

122 Whitehouse is coming across as a nasty man.
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (IIoSq)
--------------------
It's the only way he can project sincerity.
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (adsVM)

He looks like a real jerk-off. I bet there's some rape in his background.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (NFEMn)

123
Graham's played golf with DJT and met privately with at least one other time, no? I'm sure the golden scalp weasel was very persuasive in telling him "this is what I'm trying to do and here's how you can help on what will be a mutually beneficial undertaking".
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (y7DUB)

I'm sure that's part of it, but I just wonder what McCain had on these people, and why he could exert the pressure he did to keep them in line.

Kudos to the governor of Arizona for not giving the seat to his widow. That was a brave move.

Posted by: moki at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (mFoNl)

124 94 Does anybody really expect the train of allegations against Kavanaugh to stop before the full Senate confirmation vote?
Posted by: filbert at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM

Do you have any tips on getting trains to run?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Jerry Brown at September 28, 2018 11:12 AM (ctuyM)

*phrasing* in the context of the slander that's been tossed at Kavanaugh

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (IIoSq)

125 rickb, can't throw my daughter anywhere, but I appreciate the sentiment.

I was just venting, and probably so was she.
Posted by: barbarausa


:-)

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (YxTUV)

126 I swear this better not be up to 70 already.
Posted by: eleven at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM


85 is the new 70.

Posted by: ChiDiFi at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (ctuyM)

127 Hope that Mark Judge goes after ford's gfm money. Think that letter w his pain and suffering trying to stay clean is Step One.

BTW, senator doofus is well-named.

Posted by: Ever at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (OLS0m)

128



Paul Sperry

@paulsperry_


BREAKING Palo Alto bldg permit records raise questions about Ford's testimony she completed an extensive remodel of home in 2012 & that this was seminal event that led her down path to coming out against Kavanaugh b/c she needed to add an escape door. Permit was issued in 2008
8:02 PM · Sep 27, 2018


timon

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (dPd5y)

129 "61 What's become crystal effing clear to me is how these low-lifes in the so-called educated class have been trading and benefiting on good will they never earned or are in any way worthy.
Posted by: Old Dude at September 28, 2018 11:09 AM (LGXGf)"



Exactly. We let them get away with it for years, no, decades, until their worthlessness became undeniable even to the most cursory glance.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 28, 2018 11:15 AM (58Au8)

130 "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

--Maizie Hirono (D - Whorehouse)

Posted by: Hikaru at September 28, 2018 11:15 AM (SmSOd)

131

I hope that the country got a real good look at the anti-American Progressive Democrats on this committee and saw what the did and tried to do.

They are disgusting and an embarrassment to the Founding.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (A Deplorable Dixie Dreg of Society) at September 28, 2018 11:15 AM (HaL55)

132 Graham has shown this side a few times on important issues. It's just that his overall record causes memories to fade.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 28, 2018 11:15 AM (7oPmA)

133 > Can somebody make a Nike poster spoof with Kav's picture from the hearing yesterday?

Not a Nike poster, but related:

https://tinyurl.com/thuglifekav

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2018 11:15 AM (f5LwH)

134 Probably Harlan Ellison. I read something by him where he totaled up the number of women he'd slept with. I believe it was in the thousands.
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (JKNZq)

I can't comprehend that. How did he ever get anything done?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:15 AM (NFEMn)

135 G. W. Bush has been burning up the lines to whip up support for Kavanaugh..just so you know.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at September 28, 2018 11:15 AM (HLTe8)

136 Well out here in the Seattle area, a republican running for office has been accused of raping a Seattle woman.
Of course the Seattle paper didn't bother to vet it much, apparently since the accusation is against a GOPer.
Seems the woman is a hard core lesbian liberal activist with admitted mental issues and has made accusations several times before against others.
So the paper runs with it.

Meanwhile when real scum commit real assaults, and the women wonder why no one pays attention anymore...thank the democrats.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:15 AM (0tfLf)

137 111: I think it was all theatrics. You interview enough sick people and you can do a great imitation.

Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 11:15 AM (mlmZR)

138 100

I see women in white pants with red bloodstains emanating from their crotches.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (lwiT4)

good heavens, grammie, don't give them ideas.

Posted by: moki at September 28, 2018 11:12 AM (mFoNl)

Let them out themselves.

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:15 AM (IIoSq)

139 "Alleged accomplice", "no cross examination".

The alleged party-goers said there was no such party. Ford wasn't cross-examined. There is no corroborating evidence.

But keep digging that hole, pal.

Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at September 28, 2018 11:16 AM (adsVM)

140 Senator doofus just called Judge K "BART Kavenaugh." LOL

Posted by: Ever at September 28, 2018 11:16 AM (OLS0m)

141 Who gives a shit what a Swedish pop group has to say about Kavanaugh

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2018 11:16 AM (OLCnA)

142 The dems walked out of the SJC. What a bunch of bratty children and isMazie Hirono chasing after Pelosi as the craziest member of the Democrat political class?

Posted by: rockysan at September 28, 2018 11:16 AM (/QpMs)

143 118 29 Buy ammo
Hug your dog
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:06 AM (bcbK

Buy another dog.
Hug ammo.

Got it.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (KUaJL)

This also works

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:16 AM (bcbK8)

144 "Where can I get one of those Rape Boats?"---Ted Kennedy

At some point, Ted, you've got enough rape boats.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at September 28, 2018 11:16 AM (DCYln)

145 17 And that poor dog.

but did it work?

Posted by: Anachronda at September 28, 2018 11:16 AM (xGZ+b)

146 128: Of course, like the flying fear, utter lie. So how is this miserable bitch credible? I want to see her reputation ground into dust

Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (mlmZR)

147 " In baseball parlance: Lindseed had a good game. He is still way to close to the Mendoza line.

Posted by: nip at September 28, 2018 11:05 AM (DfGpI) "

But this was a walk-off homer in the playoffs. It doesn't make up for season after season of shitty performance, but it counts a lot more than all those regular season games.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (oZ6kz)

148 I don't believe I saw what Whitehouse just did.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (NFEMn)

149 Ford also demonstrates to me the futility of psychology.

If the fact that virtually every mass shooter in the past 15 years was under the care of a psychologist, here come a woman who has unresolved issues from a friggin' high school party 35 years ago and she can't remodel her house with a second front door?

Psychologists are useless.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (vbJig)

150
I didn't have time yesterday to watch any of
the hearing. I watched a replay last night of some of Ford's testimony. I
watched it purposefully with an open mind.



I'm telling you guys as a female. The entire thing is made up.
Whether it's in her mind as factual because she is mentally ill, or she
is simply acting as part of the resistance and the me too movement, I do
not know, but that crying little girl sniffly delivery and the innocent
'oh, I didn't know you would come to CA" and the constant, "I don't
remember, but I remember THE LAUGHING" is straight out of central
casting.



I even tried to tell myself, "you're being harsh, imagine what being
grabbed and forced onto a bed by some guy " but that was gone after two
seconds. She even said "Even though Brett(like she knows him as a
friend) didn't rape me", who that is mentally normal would allow that to
govern the rest of their life, and particularly, drive them to attempt
to destroy a man's life 35 years after the fact?


Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (wAWL+)

I concur and I don't think I am the only 'Ette that does.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (qpJwS)

151
"Where can I get one of those Rape Boats?"---Ted Kennedy

-----

Fuck off Ted. You already had a rape submarine.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (8XRCm)

152 Zombie Ted Kennedy: Where Can I Get Me One of These Rape Boats?


Oldsmobile made land yachts. See if you can get an old classic one.
Posted by: Roy


1974 4 Door Mercury Grand Marquis with a 429 Ford.

Land yacht extraordinaire!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (YxTUV)

153 OMFG!!!


Ford can't tell what year, place she was groped --- but Kavanaugh, who atypically kept a detailed calendar/journal is being called out?!?!?!


I love that they want to say he blacked out and forgot one night, meanwhile Ford blacked out and forgot a year or two.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (W+vEI)

154 131

I hope that the country got a real good look at the anti-American Progressive Democrats on this committee and saw what the did and tried to do.



DiFi-ism...like McCarthyism, only worse.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (0tfLf)

155 If this memory was indelibly imprinted on her hippocampus why did she need 35 years and a marriage counselor to retrieve it?


Just wondering.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (mvenn)

156 Sounds like a Robert Sheckley story. Or maybe Harlan Ellison.


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (/ZWeB)


No, it was in one of those cheesy "erotic science fiction" paperback collections. I don't even know why I picked it up, since SF doesn't interest me.

Sexbots do, though. If I had a Marilyn Monrobot, I'd never leave the house.

Except to buy a Jessica Rabot.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (kqsXK)

157 THAT would be a "Ft Sumter Momemt".
Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (8XRCm)

Agree.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (7oPmA)

158 136 Well out here in the Seattle area, a republican running for office has been accused of raping a Seattle woman.
Of course the Seattle paper didn't bother to vet it much, apparently since the accusation is against a GOPer.
Seems the woman is a hard core lesbian liberal activist with admitted mental issues and has made accusations several times before against others.
So the paper runs with it.

Meanwhile when real scum commit real assaults, and the women wonder why no one pays attention anymore...thank the democrats.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:15 AM (0tfLf)

The last Seattle mayor raped underaged boys.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (bcbK8)

159 85 is the new 70.
Posted by: ChiDiFi at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (ctuyM)


Are you kidding? 70 is the new "first".

Posted by: eleven at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (NLLmE)

160 if you love dogs do NOT watch the Mister Metokur video on "a man and his dog"

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (LKW6Z)

161 148 I don't believe I saw what Whitehouse just did.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (NFEMn)
--

Not watching. What happened.

Posted by: WisRich at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (G0vdT)

162 I don't believe I saw what Whitehouse just did.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (NFEMn)

What?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (qpJwS)

163 > "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

> --Maizie Hirono (D - Whorehouse)

I would love to get her on the stand to answer questions about her grandparents' business.

"So, your grandparents ran a traditional Japanese bath house, is that correct?"
"Yes."
"And traditional Japanese bath houses commonly employed young female attendants to "help the male patrons wash themselves", is that correct?"
"Yes."
"And at the time, Hawaii had no minimum age of consent, is that correct?"
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (f5LwH)

164 I am Fartman!

Posted by: Howard Stern at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (LGL6A)

165
I guess we all know what an ABA recommendation is worth now, don't we?
Posted by: Old Dude at September 28, 2018 11:02 AM (LGXGf)

It's worth two AARP recommendations?

Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2018 11:03 AM (Rr52g)


But you don't get the senior discount at Denny's.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (BWL+E)

166 Way back when I was in college, my family got a new german shepherd. This dog did not know me as part of the "pack." I had recently seen a documentary on wolves that showed a dominant wolf would place his jaws around the other wolf's neck and growl and the other wolf would accept his lower place in the pack.

One day on Christmas vacation, the dog was walking by me when I was sitting on the floor. I reached out and pulled his legs out from under him, quickly put my hands on his head and front shoulders, put my mouth around his neck and growled. From that moment on, I was deeply loved by the dog and he would run around in joy when I came home from college.

Posted by: Philip Snyder at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (cR9Za)

167 Sometimes you have to bite a dog to make an impression in his rhinocampus.

Posted by: Fritz at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (2Mnv1)

168 Psychologists are useless.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (vbJig)


In contrast to psychiatrists, who are useless AND they have a medical degree.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (IOhIL)

169 I don't believe I saw what Whitehouse just did.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (NFEMn)


You can't just taunt us like that.

What's in the box!?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (KUaJL)

170 134 Probably Harlan Ellison. I read something by him where he totaled up the number of women he'd slept with. I believe it was in the thousands.
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (JKNZq)

I can't comprehend that. How did he ever get anything done?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:15 AM (NFEMn)

He had writer's block for about 25 years after years of productivity. That leaves a lot of time for chasing skirt. Plus you've got to consider the 50 percent boasting inflation factor.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (RD7QR)

171 87 I see women in white pants with red bloodstains emanating from their crotches.

nah, that's just the us team uniform from the recent olympics.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (xGZ+b)

172 The dems walked out of the SJC. What a bunch of bratty children and isMazie Hirono chasing after Pelosi as the craziest member of the Democrat political class?
Posted by: rockysan at September 28, 2018 11:16 AM (/QpMs)


What ill-behaved children do when they can't get what they want:

1) Throw a tantrum, or run to their room (or run outside) and slam the door.

Posted by: filbert at September 28, 2018 11:19 AM (953wK)

173 So I guess Graham is sort of like A-Rod. Hyped up a lot, tended to choke when it mattered, then went nuclear (A-Rod in the 2009 playoffs). Plus they're both closet 'mos.

I don't think Graham has the physique of a steroid user, though.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 28, 2018 11:19 AM (oZ6kz)

174 144 "Where can I get one of those Rape Boats?"---Ted Kennedy


Maybe you could modify a car.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 28, 2018 11:19 AM (CPk08)

175 Any news from the committee room?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2018 11:08 AM (/9p9e)

We have not yet found the limit for how many golf balls Senator Booker can hold up his ass. We are presently expediting the process and hope to confirm the number at the close of the business day.

Posted by: Chairman Grassley at September 28, 2018 11:19 AM (/cL3k)

176 whitehouse just won't give it up.

so how about the FBI launching an investigation to find out who in Feinstein's office leaked Ford's name?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 28, 2018 11:19 AM (UFyv9)

177 120
Probably Harlan Ellison. I read something by him where he totaled up the
number of women he'd slept with. I believe it was in the thousands.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 28, 2018

*
*
He could be a funny guy in person and sometimes in his writing, but his short stories are usually scary or otherwise horrifying, with stings in their tails. So the story MPPPP summarized doesn't really sound like his work.

Sheckley was known in his day, the 1950s and 1960s, as the "gadfly" of SF. But the magazines of that day wouldn't have published a story with such erotic themes (which in part was why Ellison brought out the Dangerous Visions anthologies).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2018 11:19 AM (/ZWeB)

178 Probably Harlan Ellison. I read something by him where he totaled up the number of women he'd slept with. I believe it was in the thousands.
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (JKNZq)


People that knew Harlan had a love/hate thing going on because you had to admire his mind but it fed his off the charts ego.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 28, 2018 11:19 AM (y7DUB)

179 "I wonder what the founders of this country would have thought if they could have looked 200 plus years into the future and watch the nomination of a Supreme Court Justice descend into arguing about whether the nominee, in his youth, made a fart joke?"

They would've amended the Constitution to permit both farting and joking about farting. Because they were wise.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 28, 2018 11:19 AM (6eEQ+)

180 Who hasn't bitten a dog?

Posted by: O'Barkey at September 28, 2018 11:19 AM (3SzRC)

181 Willowed:

I don't expect to see neverskankles around again until he can find his next "Trump has sold us out!" story that he can post about endlessly like the chickenlittle that he is. Or if he does it will be to constantly declare that the democrats are going to end up sweeping the midterms.

Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2018 11:19 AM (cAnNx)

182 In contrast to psychiatrists, who are useless AND they have a medical degree.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (IOhIL)

-----

You cant spell "therapist" without "the rapist".

Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (8XRCm)

183 I guess we all know what an ABA recommendation is worth now, don't we?
Posted by: Old Dude at September 28, 2018 11:02 AM


A mostly-deflated red, white, and blue basketball?

Posted by: Sumgai, now available for Soros sponserships at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (ctuyM)

184 If this memory was indelibly imprinted on her hippocampus why did she need 35 years and a marriage counselor to retrieve it?


Hippocampus. That would be where Trigglypuff goes to protest, right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (IOhIL)

185 Bloomberg TV is calling the South African government taking white farmers land "economic reform". Bloomberg TV because CNBC isn't commie enough

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (OLCnA)

186 So I guess Graham is sort of like A-Rod. Hyped up a lot, tended to choke when it mattered, then went nuclear (A-Rod in the 2009 playoffs). Plus they're both closet 'mos.

I don't think Graham has the physique of a steroid user, though.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 28, 2018 11:19 AM (oZ6kz)

Does Hormone Replacement Therapy count as steroids?


Sorry, force of habit.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (KUaJL)

187 171>>>

"I see a white crotch and I want to rape it red. No cooters anymore, I'm gonna rape 'em red..."

(I'm going to hell for that one)

Posted by: Hikaru at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (SmSOd)

188 161 148 I don't believe I saw what Whitehouse just did.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (NFEMn)
--

Not watching. What happened.
Posted by: WisRich at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (G0vdT)

He blew up and showed us a day from Kav's calendar; drew circles around the names of Kav and some of his friends; told us that Skis are brewskis; and of course, he said, if he had just molested these women he's not going to put THEIR names on his calendar.

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (IIoSq)

189 170 134 Probably Harlan Ellison. I read something by him where he totaled up the number of women he'd slept with. I believe it was in the thousands.
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (JKNZq)

I can't comprehend that. How did he ever get anything done?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:15 AM (NFEMn)

He had writer's block for about 25 years after years of productivity. That leaves a lot of time for chasing skirt. Plus you've got to consider the 50 percent boasting inflation factor.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (RD7QR)

Harlan was a serious poon hound and lived in LA during the 60's and 70's, so the trim was out there.

Thousands sounds a bit high. He was a writer, not an NBA star.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (bcbK8)

190 Graham has shown this side a few times on important issues. It's just that his
overall record causes memories to fade.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 28, 2018 11:15 AM (7oPmA)
-----------

and I'm sure he'll disappoint soon enough. It'll just remind me to re-watch his tirade. We'll always have The Hearing, Miss Graham, we'll always have The Hearing.


Posted by: Manatee of Doom at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (MouFt)

191 Johnny! What do we have for our winner behind door #2?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (mvenn)

192 181 Willowed:

Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2018 11:19 AM (cAnNx)
------

Dude.

At 181 you're not Willowed. You're dead.


Oh. Wait.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (8XRCm)

193 >>I concur and I don't think I am the only 'Ette that does.


I agree. She's a fake a fake can be.
Body language lady agrees, too:

https://tinyurl.com/y7sy2rfr

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (W+vEI)

194 If this memory was indelibly imprinted on her hippocampus why



can't she remember the day, year, location, etc.?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 11:21 AM (YxTUV)

195 I hope that the country got a real good look at the anti-American Progressive Democrats on this committee and saw what the did and tried to do.

------

The Horde is concentrated and intense about these things, but the level of focus on this blog yesterday speaks to something big.

America did indeed see this. My liberal boss was watching this all day in the next office from mine. She thought the whole thing was freakin' hilarious and made fun of Kavanaugh all day.

But I think anyone more to the middle was probably disturbed and disgusted by this trainwreck of a circus of a shitshow.

And I think people like her are in for a shock if he's indeed confirmed, as she was basically gloating that they'd "won" yesterday.

And people like her but without a job, or a reason to live, or sanity might react... poorly.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* at September 28, 2018 11:21 AM (AzW6q)

196 184 If this memory was indelibly imprinted on her hippocampus why did she need 35 years and a marriage counselor to retrieve it?


Hippocampus. That would be where Trigglypuff goes to protest, right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (IOhIL)

LOL

That also works.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:21 AM (bcbK8)

197

The entire thing is made up.

That fact was plain the moment these scurrilous and false charges were levelled at Kav.

She didn't file a police report? She didn't tell her parents or her friends? And we're just supposed to believe her with absolutely no evidence?

So that's how stupid she and her Soros-paid handlers think we are? I'm not surprised in the least.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (A Deplorable Dixie Dreg of Society) at September 28, 2018 11:21 AM (HaL55)

198 Biting the dog's not so bad if you consider that Florida Man could've tried mounting and dry-humping the dog to establish dominance.

Posted by: Hands at September 28, 2018 11:21 AM (786Ro)

199 whitehouse just brought up Monica L. Maybe Ford has a dress with a semen stain on it.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 28, 2018 11:21 AM (UFyv9)

200 Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (wAWL+)

I concur and I don't think I am the only 'Ette that does.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (qpJwS)
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Yup.
Every word was a lie, including 'and' and 'the'.

I'd have taken her apart piece by piece with a smile and a "Bless yer heart.".

Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at September 28, 2018 11:21 AM (adsVM)

201 If my dog bit you, I don't think you'd want to bite him back. He's a Schutzhund.

Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2018 11:21 AM (gmo/4)

202 Psychologists are useless.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (vbJig)

In contrast to psychiatrists, who are useless AND they have a medical degree.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (IOhIL)

And get to prescribe medication.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 28, 2018 11:21 AM (7oPmA)

203 "I wonder what the founders of this country would have thought if they could have looked 200 plus years into the future and watch the nomination of a Supreme Court Justice descend into arguing about whether the nominee, in his youth, made a fart joke?"

This whole farce would've ended in a duel.

Posted by: Wendy at September 28, 2018 11:21 AM (bpemY)

204 You guys are on fire today w/ the comments. It's barely 8:20 am here and the posts have almost 1000 comments??? I can't read them all! Heard Sen Graham the Destroyer this morning..still on destroyer mode.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 28, 2018 11:21 AM (a0IVu)

205 Rape trains AND rape boats?! The guy's a double threat!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2018 11:21 AM (+y/Ru)

206 Her story makes no sense. You have two young girls and three boys at a house. One of the girls gets groped and runs off, leaving her friend in the house alone with the boys that supposedly just molested her. And the friend left there never noticed she was gone or asked her what happened? It just doesn't work that way. She would have gone down, told the friend they needed to get out of there and they would have left together.

Then you get into the rest of the story, which makes no sense at all. But I've read too many comments by women living here that completely buy into her story.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 28, 2018 11:21 AM (JKNZq)

207 I don't believe I saw what Whitehouse just did.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (NFEMn)


You can't just taunt us like that.

What's in the box!?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 28,

2018 11:18 AM (KUaJL)


Too idiotic to repeat

Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:21 AM (NFEMn)

208 I look forward to the day when kavanaugh is on the court and he says: "Chevron doctrine? Yeah, f*ck that."

Posted by: WisRich at September 28, 2018 11:22 AM (G0vdT)

209 OMG! "the sands are running through his hourglass." What a shit whitehouse is.

Posted by: Ever at September 28, 2018 11:22 AM (OLS0m)

210 >>>Florida Man Bites Dog to 'Establish Dominance'

He should start his own obedience school. Don't laugh. There's a famous masseuse to the Hollywood stars who bites them as part of her massage technique. Only problem is that with hairless dogs, you'd be able to see the bite marks.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 28, 2018 11:22 AM (/qEW2)

211 I concur and I don't think I am the only 'Ette that does.
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I didn't watch any of her testimony, but, as a woman who can think, I am certain it's a lie.

When did it happpen? IDK, unsure of the year or month of year


Where did it happen? Unsure.

Who was there? Names people who do not confirm.

Where is the police report? None

Who did you tell at the time? No one.

If you go by that evidence, every 'ette here can say she was raped by a Kennedy or a Clinton.


Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2018 11:22 AM (QKV7o)

212 Whitehouse sounds a bit like Daffy Duck when he's angry.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 28, 2018 11:22 AM (FTlwv)

213 Dang, I was ready to buy one of the HKs. Showing out of stock when I checked.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at September 28, 2018 11:22 AM (arika)

214 Then you get into the rest of the story, which makes no sense at all. But I've read too many comments by women living here that completely buy into her story.
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 28, 2018 11:21 AM (JKNZq)

Funny, a lot of women I talk to DON't believe the story at all.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:23 AM (NFEMn)

215
WHAT the actual HELL is Whitouse talking about.

WHOOOOA!!!!! He just said the money from DARK POWER..

Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2018 11:23 AM (8XRCm)

216 Plus you've got to consider the 50 percent boasting inflation factor.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM


But the water was cold!

Posted by: George C. at September 28, 2018 11:23 AM (ctuyM)

217 "Thousands sounds a bit high. He was a writer, not an NBA star.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (bcbK "

Plus it's easy when the girls have no mouth and they must scream.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 28, 2018 11:23 AM (oZ6kz)

218 178 Probably Harlan Ellison. I read something by him where he totaled up the number of women he'd slept with. I believe it was in the thousands.
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (JKNZq)

People that knew Harlan had a love/hate thing going on because you had to admire his mind but it fed his off the charts ego.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 28, 2018 11:19 AM (y7DUB)

When Harlan was on, he was a damn fine writer. Dangerous Visions remains a masterpiece if you ask me.

But it wasn't sustainable. Genius rarely is. His ego on the other hand...yeah, that kept trucking along long after he'd stopped delivering.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:23 AM (bcbK8)

219 So Harlan Ellison was a walking Petri dish of STD.... check....

Posted by: kraken at September 28, 2018 11:23 AM (DpEis)

220 Dollars to donuts some senate page was checking whether there was an O's double header that day.

Posted by: Brodirt at September 28, 2018 11:23 AM (14QWm)

221 207 I don't believe I saw what Whitehouse just did.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (NFEMn)


You can't just taunt us like that.

What's in the box!?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 28,

2018 11:18 AM (KUaJL)

Too idiotic to repeat
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:21 AM (NFEMn)

Ahem.

188 161 148 I don't believe I saw what Whitehouse just did.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (NFEMn)
--

Not watching. What happened.
Posted by: WisRich at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (G0vdT)

He blew up and showed us a day from Kav's calendar; drew circles around the names of Kav and some of his friends; told us that Skis are brewskis; and of course, he said, if he had just molested these women he's not going to put THEIR names on his calendar.
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (IIoSq)

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:23 AM (IIoSq)

222 Whitehouse's adolescence needs to be investigated.

Posted by: Boof and Ralph at September 28, 2018 11:23 AM (9xIiZ)

223 215>>>

DARK MYSTERIES OF POWER???

Posted by: Hikaru at September 28, 2018 11:23 AM (SmSOd)

224 if you love dogs do NOT watch the Mister Metokur video on "a man and his dog"
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (LKW6Z)

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You would have to actively hate dogs at a pretty intense level to enjoy that video.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* at September 28, 2018 11:23 AM (AzW6q)

225 He should start his own obedience school. Don't laugh. There's a famous masseuse to the Hollywood stars who bites them as part of her massage technique. Only problem is that with hairless dogs, you'd be able to see the bite marks.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 28, 2018 11:22 AM (/qEW2)

Tsst!

Just a little nip. You don't hurt the dog, you just let them know that behavior is not okay.

Tsst!

Posted by: Caesar Milan, Dog Whisperer at September 28, 2018 11:23 AM (KUaJL)

226 Grassley crapping on Whitehouse and the calendar.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 28, 2018 11:23 AM (UFyv9)

227 156
Sounds like a Robert Sheckley story. Or maybe Harlan Ellison.





Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (/ZWeB)



No, it was in one of those cheesy "erotic science fiction" paperback
collections. I don't even know why I picked it up, since SF doesn't
interest me.



Sexbots do, though. If I had a Marilyn Monrobot, I'd never leave the house.



Except to buy a Jessica Rabot.



Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 28, 2018

*
*
I can think of more than a few actresses and pr0nstars who could model for my personal "fitness attendant."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2018 11:24 AM (/ZWeB)

228 "WHOOOOA!!!!! He just said the money from DARK POWER..

Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2018 11:23 AM (8XRCm) "

WAS THIS A 17 WORD SENTENCE??? DARK MYSTERIES OF POWER!!!

Posted by: Chris Cuomo, who is amazingly the smarter brother at September 28, 2018 11:24 AM (oZ6kz)

229
He blew up and showed us a day from Kav's calendar; drew circles around the names of Kav and some of his friends; told us that Skis are brewskis; and of course, he said, if he had just molested these women he's not going to put THEIR names on his calendar.
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (IIoSq)

Never go full Glenn Beck

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 28, 2018 11:24 AM (KUaJL)

230 He said "Of course, if Kav raped other women, he wouldn't have written their names on his calendar?" ???


So, because there aren't names of women, that means he raped them? Oh my gosh.. Someone needs to go.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:24 AM (lwiT4)

231 IC - good to hear about Graham.

Posted by: Blake - Blackberry phone with real keyboard at September 28, 2018 11:24 AM (gAgEy)

232 Lee up.

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:24 AM (IIoSq)

233 224 if you love dogs do NOT watch the Mister Metokur video on "a man and his dog"
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (LKW6Z)

-----

You would have to actively hate dogs at a pretty intense level to enjoy that video.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* at September 28, 2018 11:23 AM (AzW6q)

Yeah, that was the video that convinced me that furries get the bullet, no canal duty.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:24 AM (bcbK8)

234 Weasel Zippers says Flake is a yes.

Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2018 11:24 AM (QKV7o)

235 Grassley now pointing out the lies just told by Shithouse.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (HiLJ1)

236 WHOOOOA!!!!! He just said the money from DARK POWER..

Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2018 11:23 AM (8XRCm)

Is that a racist dog whistle?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (KUaJL)

237 After all is said and done by the unhinged lunatics in this disgraceful process that involved lies, tantrums by activists in the hearing room, psychotic Spartacus moments and outright corruption of duties by Senate Democrat, the Democrats will go out over the next 35 days and try to convince Americans that Donald Trump is unfit to lead.

In fact, the past four weeks have proven that we need Donald Trump more than ever.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (vbJig)

238 I think today we see the birth of Kavanuagh Truthers, sad fucks who try to search for evidence to prove Ford's story.

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (neVm7)

239 "and the innocent 'oh, I didn't know you would come to CA" and the
constant, "I don't remember, but I remember THE LAUGHING" is straight
out of central casting.

.... She even said "Even though Brett(like she knows him as a
friend) didn't rape me" Jen

yeah, some of the stuff really pointed to being scripted. "100% sure it was Brett" ... she can be unclear on all other details, actually worse, not remember ANY of the important time/place/transportation facts -- but despite no earlier memory, after 35 years it became clear.

and for that she should really be exposed as a fraud, an activist anti-America fraud. It is a case study in how the billionaire club pushes forward their PsyOp character assassinations.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (Cus5s)

240 The last Seattle mayor raped underaged boys.


Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM



Very reliable rumor...more than one mayor.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (0tfLf)

241 Totally agree it was all made up. It was nonsensical. I hope the Dems run on this hard for the mid-terms. If they were wise, they'd sweep it all under the rug quickly.

Posted by: lizabth at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (RFh5Y)

242 The entire thing is made up.

---

I found it fascinating that Doctor Mrs Ford openly admitted nothing happened and no one stopped the dog and pony show.

I think the direct quote was:

"I believed he was going to rape me."

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (arika)

243 Notches on the bed post

Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (gmo/4)

244 Mike Lee up.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (HiLJ1)

245 Thousands sounds a bit high. He was a writer, not an NBA star.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (bcbK

Even Wilt the Stilt's numbers seem padded. I mean, someone did the math and it was like 10 women every week for like 40 years. I mean, did he ever screw a woman twice--maybe go on vacation with her? Or did he just line 'em up?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (NFEMn)

246 didn't Ben Franklin write fart jokes? good luck trying to convince us that farting is un American. especially in Texas

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (LKW6Z)

247 >>> Unnamed "hippie" who says the military should take out Trump also says Kavanaugh was raping people on boats in Rhode Island. Will the media run with this next???

Mollie Hemingway said it best yesterday on Twitter:

"Kavanaugh's opening statement forces reasonable folks to choose: Is he the ringleader of a secret underground gang rape cartel that evaded FBI notice for decades, etc., or he is a completely innocent man who has been horrifically and unjustly smeared by a Democratic/media mob."

"Some people may find Blasey Ford credible. Others will not. That's why evidence, and not subjective emotions, is the measure to use to seek justice."

Posted by: LizLem at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (hvf9s)

248 217 "Thousands sounds a bit high. He was a writer, not an NBA star.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (bcbK "

Plus it's easy when the girls have no mouth and they must scream.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 28, 2018 11:23 AM (oZ6kz)

ISWYDT

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (bcbK8)

249 ...aaand Mike Lee slides in the shiv.

Nice.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (WVZ82)

250 Are all Florida Dogs™ mangy malnourished curs or is that just my impression?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2018 11:26 AM (mvenn)

251 230 He said "Of course, if Kav raped other women, he wouldn't have written their names on his calendar?" ???


So, because there aren't names of women, that means he raped them? Oh my gosh.. Someone needs to go.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:24 AM (lwiT4)

More like:

"and of course, he said, if Kav had just molested these women he's not going to put THEIR names on his calendar"

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:26 AM (IIoSq)

252 Kavanaugh is a misogynist. The reason Kavanaugh didn't participate in gang rape was that he felt women were less than human.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 28, 2018 11:26 AM (CPk08)

253 > Harlan was a serious poon hound and lived in LA during the 60's and 70's, so the trim was out there.

> Thousands sounds a bit high. He was a writer, not an NBA star.

He was a Hollywood screenwriter, editor of "Rogue" magazine, and writer/staff member for several other porn mags of the era.

Hot running poon, baby.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2018 11:26 AM (f5LwH)

254 OT, but connected.

Yesterday, Ohio State removed it's weekly game poster that it's Athletic Department creates to depict the goal of the football team for whatever game coming up. This weekend it is OSU vs.Penn State.

The offending poster? A buckeye silencing the white out crowd that Penn State. What is a white out crowd? Penn State asks it's fans and students to wear white and carry white towels which fills the stadium in Happy Valley ( with only a small amount of space reserved for visiting fans) and at night for the game, it makes a huge impression. The crowd is also encouraged to scream and yell and stomp , which visiting teams will tell you actually makes a shaking sensation on the field and can be very intimidating.
So visiting teams are always fighting back with rhetoric about "silencing" Penn State.

I am not joking, the SJW crowd on Twitter saw the poster and began screaming about how tone deaf OSU was, since they had tried to silence a victim of domestic violence(referring to former asst. coach Zach Smith, whose ex wife went to ESPN two months ago and claimed Smith physically abused her daily-despite no arrests and the police stating they never found any physical evidence on Courtney Smith to permit them to arrest Smith) . I"m not going into the entire Urban Meyer suspension , Zach Smith etc. What I'm pointing out is that the screaming on twitter got so bad, OSU finally caved and pulled the poster.

We have got to stop giving in to these idiots. This poster has ZERO to do with DV. It is a football game poster that everyone knows is about scoring a touchdown and quieting down the crowd at Penn State. Fans are pissed at OSU for caving, including myself.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2018 11:26 AM (wAWL+)

255 245 Thousands sounds a bit high. He was a writer, not an NBA star.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (bcbK

Even Wilt the Stilt's numbers seem padded. I mean, someone did the math and it was like 10 women every week for like 40 years. I mean, did he ever screw a woman twice--maybe go on vacation with her? Or did he just line 'em up?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (NFEMn)

Don't recall the details but I thought Wilt took them two or three at a time. It's the only way to rack up those numbers unless you work in pron.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:26 AM (bcbK8)

256 At the end of the day the only thing that really matters is what Alyssa Milano had to say about all this.


Posted by: eleven at September 28, 2018 11:27 AM (NLLmE)

257 Still disgusted by filthy democrats.

Posted by: Stinky Hippie Bastards with unwashed bottoms and oozing sores at September 28, 2018 11:27 AM (TBpGE)

258 Will someone put together a video of Bumenthals first question, latin for "once a liar, always a liar" and go to her stating that she doesn't fly so she couldn't get there on Monday and then her admitting to flying there, the the liar again then her admitting to fly to Hawaii etc. I don't know how too! I think it would be powerful

Posted by: ru at September 28, 2018 11:27 AM (jWt8z)

259 Even Wilt the Stilt's numbers seem padded. I mean, someone did the math and it was like 10 women every week for like 40 years. I mean, did he ever screw a woman twice--maybe go on vacation with her? Or did he just line 'em up?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (NFEMn)

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Well..... he stayed at with the Kavanaughs summers in New England. But he didnt have to wait in line....

Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2018 11:27 AM (8XRCm)

260 Even Wilt the Stilt's numbers seem padded. I mean, someone did the math and it was like 10 women every week for like 40 years. I mean, did he ever screw a woman twice--maybe go on vacation with her? Or did he just line 'em up?

---

Well, I think the question to ask is what does one consider sex? A quick bit of oral from a groupie?

How about the fondling of the junk that results in... nothing? Does that count?

/I denounce myself.

Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2018 11:27 AM (QKV7o)

261 Hay everbody!
Yesterday was crazy, yeh. Graham was awesome.
Thanks to CBD for the Wyeth week. I'm really digging his work. Never really saw anything before this week but definitely liking. Today's offering caused the song Aint No Sunshine to pop into my head. Not a bad thing.
Thanks to gorilla pundit I now have a new trump meme to post on facebook.
Things are looking good today

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 28, 2018 11:27 AM (myjNJ)

262 206 Her story makes no sense. You have two young girls and three boys at a house. One of the girls gets groped and runs off, leaving her friend in the house alone with the boys that supposedly just molested her. And the friend left there never noticed she was gone or asked her what happened? It just doesn't work that way. She would have gone down, told the friend they needed to get out of there and they would have left together.

****

Amazing how whitehouse just seemed to forget her bff's leland's claim that she never partied w Judge K. What a bunch of crap by whitehouse, trying to shoehorn an entry in the calendar into the smoking gun that indicted Judge K. Conveniently, sen doofus forgot that there were additional boys mentioned AND PJ and Leland both stated under penalty that, basically, ford is nuts.

Posted by: Ever at September 28, 2018 11:27 AM (OLS0m)

263 I wonder what the founders of this country would have thought if they
could have looked 200 plus years into the future and watch the
nomination of a Supreme Court Justice descend into arguing about whether
the nominee, in his youth, made a fart joke?"




They would have tossed their guns into a river, went back to their farms, and continued to dream of england.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2018 11:27 AM (9Om/r)

264 Next attempt:

Kavanaugh is a racist because he never raped a black woman.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at September 28, 2018 11:27 AM (arika)

265 > didn't Ben Franklin write fart jokes? good luck trying to convince us that farting is un American.

Look up Ben's piece (ahem) about why wise men will choose older women as mistresses.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2018 11:28 AM (f5LwH)

266 196
184 If this memory was indelibly imprinted on her hippocampus why did
she need 35 years and a marriage counselor to retrieve it?

Now, who can argue with that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNC3OciAF3w

Posted by: Old Dude at September 28, 2018 11:28 AM (LGXGf)

267 76 Has this entire thing, far from stopping the confirmation, a actually united the republican party? I don't know what idiots like kristol are doing, but Erick Erickson, David french, Cooke, nr crew and all the bush nevertrumpers sound like ace all the sudden. I mean I never thought you would see those guys essentially endorse trump.
Posted by: De Ferrers at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (gQj4M)


Don't know about the others, but on Twitter, Eric Erickson is fully backing Kavanaugh.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 28, 2018 11:28 AM (WVZ82)

268 FoxNews livestream:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4ro-ICGt18

Yaaaaaay my senator, sliding in the shiv as OM said. But kindly.

Posted by: LizLem at September 28, 2018 11:28 AM (hvf9s)

269
Well! Clearly, the Republicans have no intention of being bipartisan and collegial!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2018 11:28 AM (BWL+E)

270 Muldoon: "If this memory was indelibly imprinted on her hippocampus why did she need 35 years and a marriage counselor to retrieve it?"

As I understand it she had difficulty remembering stuff WRT her "case" from just this summer.

A lot of people have been publicly stating she had a credible story. Not me. I don't find her credible at all. I don't even think some stranger "assaulted" her either. Call me callous, but nothing at all convinces me that Ford has credible recall and a lot convinces me that once she stepped forward, she actively participated in one of the most cynical political hack jobs in modern US history.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 28, 2018 11:28 AM (6eEQ+)

271 ...aaand Mike Lee slides in the shiv.

Nice.



It's comments like this that force me to figure out how to work the remote. I hate watching TV. My quality of life would improve greatly if all content were provided, free of charge, on AoS.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:28 AM (lwiT4)

272 I live in WA state. I've blocked most of the political stuff on Facebook, but my husband likes to comment on things and then it shows up for me. It seems that women that truly were sexually abuse think she has to be believed. It's tied into their own story. Someone posted an article by a group from Yale that supposedly went to school with Kav. They were opposed to him because of Roe v. Wade. I posted a snide comment about the Dems sacred right to murder babies, so I hope she permanently blocks me.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 28, 2018 11:28 AM (JKNZq)

273 OT I hope JJ has tcm on. The Naked City is on, showing better days when NYPD captains talked like Barry Fitzgerald.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 28, 2018 11:28 AM (xzqr4)

274 264 Next attempt:

Kavanaugh is a racist because he never raped a black woman.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at September 28, 2018 11:27 AM (arika)


Isn't the Gang Rape accuser Black? Thought I heard that...

Posted by: Don Quixote, Deplorable Neanderthal Drunk Internet Tough Guy! at September 28, 2018 11:28 AM (NgKpN)

275 Klobuchar up.

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:28 AM (IIoSq)

276 So are we into DARK MYSTERIES OF GETTING DRUNK AND FEELING CHICKS UP yet?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 28, 2018 11:28 AM (RD7QR)

277 I guess we all know what an ABA recommendation is worth now, don't we?

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Is this their Waterloo?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2018 11:28 AM (+y/Ru)

278 Thanks to CBD for the Wyeth week. I'm really digging his work. Never really saw anything before this week but definitely liking.


Meh. I'm still waiting for Alberto Vargas week.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 28, 2018 11:29 AM (IOhIL)

279 260 Even Wilt the Stilt's numbers seem padded.
_______________________________________

The hundreds of women he screwed had multiple personalities, so technically he's correct.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2018 11:29 AM (vbJig)

280 FBN has been in commercial for the last 10 mins. I've missed all the SJC goings on.

Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2018 11:29 AM (cF8AT)

281 Kavanaugh is a misogynist. The reason Kavanaugh didn't participate in gang rape was that he felt women were less than human.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 28, 2018 11:26 AM (CPk0

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I had a radical Leftist, Joo-hating professor who argued that the remarkably low incidence of rape among IDF combat troops was proof positive of their racism against Arabs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* at September 28, 2018 11:29 AM (AzW6q)

282 I didn't know we had a Dem senator who is a coblogger.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 28, 2018 11:29 AM (UFyv9)

283 "I believed he was going to rape me."

Was that before or after that period in your life when you "believed you were Marie Antoinette", you crazy bitch?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2018 11:29 AM (f5LwH)

284 Look up Ben's piece (ahem) about why wise men will choose older women as mistresses.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

I will have staff look into it.

Posted by: Senator Feinstein at September 28, 2018 11:30 AM (FTlwv)

285 Yep, all about PT. Amy lets the truth be known.

Posted by: Ever at September 28, 2018 11:30 AM (OLS0m)

286 280 FBN has been in commercial for the last 10 mins. I've missed all the SJC goings on.


Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2018 11:29 AM (cF8AT)


https://www.cnbc.com/2018/09/28/watch-senate-
judiciary-committee-vote-on-brett-kavanaugh.html

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:30 AM (IIoSq)

287 Nipping your puppy's ear when they are bitey is actually a good way to correct their behavior. It teaches them that bites hurt. It is what a momma dog would do.

Posted by: wodun at September 28, 2018 11:30 AM (lFga6)

288 Have a look at Variety (on line) and the breathless twittering from the offended soys over Butera's impression of Ford. Butera nailed it and while she's was at it skewered the philosophical left. Hair is on fire.
I be laffin' an' shit...maaannn...

Posted by: Dan Patterson at September 28, 2018 11:30 AM (ln5wD)

289 It's comments like this that force me to figure out how to work the remote. I hate watching TV. My quality of life would improve greatly if all content were provided, free of charge, on AoS.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:28 AM (lwiT4)

I was in my car yesterday wishing Sirius XM had a channel that read the AOS comments in real time.

Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2018 11:30 AM (cF8AT)

290 Imagine what they'll trot out for the next nominee.

We should get ahead of this. Start whispering about Satanic Cults, cannibalism, necrophiliac Tupperware parties (locks in freshness!)...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 28, 2018 11:30 AM (oVJmc)

291 Actually Benjamin Franklin did write a joke letter to his friend Richard Price about farting.

Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2018 11:31 AM (gmo/4)

292 Why is a guy in the news or being arrested for biting a dog??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2018 11:31 AM (39g3+)

293 A lot of people have been publicly stating she had a credible story. Not me. I don't find her credible at all. I don't even think some stranger "assaulted" her either. Call me callous, but nothing at all convinces me that Ford has credible recall and a lot convinces me that once she stepped forward, she actively participated in one of the most cynical political hack jobs in modern US history.

----

There was talk on another blog that when a woman under stress starts talking in teenage baby talk, it's a sign that they were sexually abused as a child and have some sort of arrested development.

Was she molested? Was she assaulted?


No idea.

But I do know Kav wasn't involved.

Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2018 11:31 AM (QKV7o)

294 256 At the end of the day the only thing that really matters is what Alyssa Milano had to say about all this.

My God, can we please get an apology from the women out there? The Democrats on the SJC are a good case for repealing the 19th Amendment. You've got a batty old robber baron, a whore, a credentialed idiot, and Amy Klobuchar.

Posted by: JEM at September 28, 2018 11:31 AM (1ahcT)

295 Klobuchar: we did not protect the innocent yesterday

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:31 AM (IIoSq)

296 From what I'm reading it sounds like we'd all be under the table within 5 minutes if we played a "talking point" drinking game when the Dems are bloviating.

Posted by: Blake - Blackberry phone with real keyboard at September 28, 2018 11:31 AM (gAgEy)

297 I love that the (D) approach has become "Kavanaugh is too emotional and hotheaded to be a justice."

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at September 28, 2018 11:31 AM (arika)

298 >>>84 If this memory was indelibly imprinted on her hippocampus

A panel on NRP last night swooned over her use of the word "hippocampus", as if that made her the smartest person ever in existence and therefore above lying. They let their sexual love of science overrule fact and evidence.

Posted by: LizLem at September 28, 2018 11:31 AM (hvf9s)

299 "I believed he was going to rape me."

Was that before or after that period in your life when you "believed you were Marie Antoinette", you crazy bitch?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 11:31 AM (YxTUV)

300 278 Thanks to CBD for the Wyeth week. I'm really digging his work. Never really saw anything before this week but definitely liking.


Meh. I'm still waiting for Alberto Vargas week.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 28, 2018 11:29 AM (IOhIL)

This, please!

Will settle for Mike Mcguiness book covers

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:31 AM (bcbK8)

301 What the hell is going on? I thought the Senate Judiciary Committee was supposed to have voted by now. I wake up and see headlines that the vote was AGAIN "postponed."

Is that true?

Why was it postponed?

When WILL the vote be taken?

Posted by: zombie at September 28, 2018 11:32 AM (c+2jX)

302 I agree with you, Amy. You didn't protect the innocent: you viciously attacked him, right after his moving, powerful testimony.

Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at September 28, 2018 11:32 AM (adsVM)

303 I had a radical Leftist, Joo-hating professor who argued that the remarkably low incidence of rape among IDF combat troops was proof positive of their racism against Arabs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* at September 28, 2018 11:29 AM (AzW6q)


This does not surprise.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 28, 2018 11:32 AM (CPk08)

304 OK, time to be a pig:

I just saw a pic of Justice Barrett for the first time, and I thought, "Damn... she's actually kinda cute" i'm not sure if it's constitutional or not to have an attractive woman on the supreme court....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2018 11:32 AM (BRvh1)

305 Where's this Klobutcher chick from?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:32 AM (lwiT4)

306 Yaaaaaay my senator, sliding in the shiv as OM said. But kindly.

Posted by: LizLem at September 28, 2018 11:28 AM



I learned here a couple of years ago that Bluebell makes the best shivs...using the leaf springs off a '79 Chevy Luv pick-up. Something she learned upriver.
I bet the forge in her garage has been working overtime!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:32 AM (0tfLf)

307 OAN running live feed without disruption if your getting tired of commercial breaks and FNC/FBN bonehead commentary.

Posted by: BluesFish at September 28, 2018 11:32 AM (LGL6A)

308 295: No YOU didn't, bitch. You left that to Grassley and Graham

Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 11:32 AM (mlmZR)

309 Maybe Ford has a dress with a semen stain on it.


********

Indelible, or so I've heard.

Maybe the 'hippocampus' is a fashion designer's term for the bodice of a dress.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2018 11:32 AM (mvenn)

310 If this memory was indelibly imprinted on her hippocampus why can't she remember the day, year, location, etc.?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 11:21 AM (YxTUV)


That's not how the hippocampus works. After having a traumatic experience, the hippocampus indelibly imprints only the unverifiable events, and mercifully blanks out any information that might later be used to corroborate those events. Very strange organ, that one.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 28, 2018 11:32 AM (/qEW2)

311 295 Klobuchar: we did not protect the innocent yesterday
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:31 AM (IIoSq)

Yeah, no shit. You spent hours smearing an innocent man as a serial rapist on national television.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2018 11:33 AM (NWiLs)

312 305 Where's this Klobutcher chick from?
Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:32 AM (lwiT4)
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Douchebagistan.

Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at September 28, 2018 11:33 AM (adsVM)

313 Amy called ford a woman w "no political background." Then, why did she march w the pussy hat crew and scrub her social media?

Posted by: Ever at September 28, 2018 11:33 AM (OLS0m)

314 "Kavanaugh is a misogynist. The reason Kavanaugh didn't participate in gang rape was that he felt women were less than human.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 28, 2018 11:26 AM (CPk0 "

I'm waiting for "Kavanaugh is racist because he didn't rape any minorities."

(Okay apparently Swetnick is Iranian? But she looks whiter than my Jewish ass.)

Posted by: Chris Cuomo, who is amazingly the smarter brother at September 28, 2018 11:33 AM (oZ6kz)

315
"Alleged accomplice", "no cross examination".



They want to bring in a guy recovring from life long alcoholism and suffering from severe depression so they can assasinate him on national television. If the guy ends up putting a gun to his head, so be it.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 28, 2018 11:33 AM (TAmPV)

316 Bitch is from Minnesota

Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 11:33 AM (mlmZR)

317 BREAKING Palo Alto bldg permit records raise questions about Ford's testimony she completed an extensive remodel of home in 2012 & that this was seminal event that led her down path to coming out against Kavanaugh b/c she needed to add an escape door. Permit was issued in 2008
8:02 PM Sep 27, 2018


timon
Posted by: willow at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (dPd5y)

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I'm not as convinced by this. It'd be more helpful to know when the permitted work had its final inspection, and if the second door was part of the original plans, or when it was added. 4 years seems like a long time to have the permit open, but depending on the extent of the remodel, it might not be unreasonable (though for something that major, there would probably also be electrical permits, and possible plumbing permits as well).

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 28, 2018 11:33 AM (+F0Wk)

318 My God, can we please get an apology from the women out there? The Democrats on the SJC are a good case for repealing the 19th Amendment. You've got a batty old robber baron, a whore, a credentialed idiot, and Amy Klobuchar.

And as a citizen of California I apologize profusely for the batty old robber baroness and the whore.

Posted by: JEM at September 28, 2018 11:33 AM (1ahcT)

319 290 Imagine what they'll trot out for the next nominee.

We should get ahead of this. Start whispering about Satanic Cults, cannibalism, necrophiliac Tupperware parties (locks in freshness!)...


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 28, 2018 11:30 AM



Brings their own plastic straws to Seattle!!!
Bastards!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:33 AM (0tfLf)

320 253
> Harlan was a serious poon hound and lived in LA during the 60's and 70's, so the trim was out there.



> Thousands sounds a bit high. He was a writer, not an NBA star.



He was a Hollywood screenwriter, editor of "Rogue" magazine, and writer/staff member for several other porn mags of the era.



Hot running poon, baby.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2018

*
*
Damn, I wish I'd given LA a try in the early and mid-70s.

Everyone has a Harlan Ellison story, and here's mine. In 1998 he spoke at a university in Denver, so I went and enjoyed his talk. Afterward he was signing books, with, naturally, an emphasis on his current one. Being a frugal fellow, I came up with 2 paperbacks from his early career instead. He gave me a sharp look -- but went ahead and signed them without saying anything. I wouldn't be at all surprised if he grumbled in print sometime about "the cheap guy who wanted an autograph, but didn't even buy the latest book!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2018 11:33 AM (/ZWeB)

321 Kav and Bezos have secret plans for a rape rocket,
Because in space nobody can hear you scream. It is a credible allegation.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2018 11:33 AM (dNzKv)

322 "Is this their Waterloo?"

Get "woke", go broke. -- John Ringo

I remember a time when every non-quack doctor was a member of the AMA. I mean EVERY legitimate doctor. Getting kicked out of the AMA was a big deal.

That was before the AMA started meddling in politics.

Now only a small minority of doctors belong to the AMA (over one million doctors in the U.S., AMA has only 200,000 members).


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (f5LwH)

323 295 Klobuchar: we did not protect the innocent yesterday
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:31 AM (IIoSq)

Accidentally telling the truth.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (KUaJL)

324 We have got to stop giving in to these idiots. This poster has ZERO to do with DV. It is a football game poster that everyone knows is about scoring a touchdown and quieting down the crowd at Penn State. Fans are pissed at OSU for caving, including myself.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2018 11:26 AM



Agree totally. Stunts like that are the SJW equivalent of Florida Man biting dog -- they do it to establish their dominance on campus.

Posted by: Hands at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (786Ro)

325 Klobuchar is preaching to flake.

Posted by: Ever at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (OLS0m)

326
Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (wAWL+)

I concur and I don't think I am the only 'Ette that does.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (qpJwS)

Damn right she was lying. I watched the hearing with 3 generations of females: my daughter, my mother and myself. We ALL know she is lying and it galls me to no end that it was implied that she " was a victim of the democrats." She is an adult and she is knowingly aiding and abetting them as they attempt to railroad an honorable and innocent man, just so they can save their sacrament of abortion and obstruct our duly elected president Trump. Not content to destroy a decent human being , she is assisting in the destruction of our Rule of Law and the abandonment of Due Process AS WELL AS destroying the credibility of women everywhere who REALLY were assaulted. In addition, she is also placing decent men everywhere in danger. Now any unhinged female with an axe to grind ( is there any other kind of unhinged female?) can accuse any man anywhere and destroy them, their career and their family. Just had a serious conversation this morning with a dear relative of mine in LE. He is a younger version of Kavanaugh when it comes to integrity and character and he has been accused of things with no evidence and has had to prove his innocence. It is frustrating and frightening for him as he worries about his family. I feel no sympathy towards Ford because she is as evil as every other leftist.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (Ar4V2)

327 What the hell is going on? I thought the Senate Judiciary Committee was supposed to have voted by now. I wake up and see headlines that the vote was AGAIN "postponed."

Is that true?

Why was it postponed?

When WILL the vote be taken?
Posted by: zombie at September 28, 2018 11:32 AM (c+2jX)

I thought the vote was scheduled for 1:30 EST.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (Ldr3U)

328 One thing that hasn't been mentioned in a while:

Janus.

I imagine that Democrats have received reports about potential financial donations from labor unions for this cycle, and I bet they're down. Not, cratering, but down 10-15% at least.

Democrats could be panicking about that drop in funding behind the scenes.

This could help explain the desperate need to pander to their base at every moment. They have millions (maybe even tens of millions) of dollars to make up from labor unions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (8o3AL)

329 FBN is all Elon Musk all the time.....

Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (cF8AT)

330 Klobuchar: You may not like that this came in at the last minute. When it happens, you don't just put it under the rug.

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (IIoSq)

331 I love that the (D) approach has become "Kavanaugh is too emotional and hotheaded to be a justice."

From the very people who screamed for weeks that he's a gang rapist murderer psychotic.

But say the Perfect Victim looks like a sack of moldy potatoes...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (oVJmc)

332 How in the hell did two professional protesters get into Jeff Flake's freakin' ELEVATOR? Who let them in? It MUST have been a Democrat in the Senate. No way they could "sneak" in.

1000% beyond outrageous.

Posted by: zombie at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (c+2jX)

333 319 290 Imagine what they'll trot out for the next nominee.

We should get ahead of this. Start whispering about Satanic Cults, cannibalism, necrophiliac Tupperware parties (locks in freshness!)...


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 28, 2018 11:30 AM


Brings their own plastic straws to Seattle!!!
Bastards!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:33 AM (0tfLf)

Yep, I smuggle in straws, plastic bags and inexpensive Pepsi from the free part of the state.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (bcbK8)

334 330 Klobuchar: You may not like that this came in at the last minute. When it happens, you don't just put it under the rug.
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (IIoSq)

===========

But...but...but...

It didn't.

Democrats had it for two months.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (8o3AL)

335 Klobachar weeping and tearing up. She doesn't hold the proper stoicism to be a US Senator.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (Hn6S7)

336 I was in my car yesterday wishing Sirius XM had a channel that read the AOS comments in real time.
Posted by: Tami

>We could pitch money in for a satellite dish, a vocaloid program, and probably a licence from Sirius XM.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at September 28, 2018 11:35 AM (9QyRV)

337 Klobuchar defending Ford coming forward and the timing.

Uh, so Ford was OK with this rapey rapist being a high level judge escaping justice and interpreting law for decades, but SCOTUS was a dais too far.

Gimme an effin' break.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 28, 2018 11:35 AM (6eEQ+)

338 318: As a woman, I apologize so many of us believe this 30 year amnesia bullshit and have no idea what "innocent until proven guilty" means.

Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 11:35 AM (mlmZR)

339 331 I love that the (D) approach has become "Kavanaugh is too emotional and hotheaded to be a justice."

From the very people who screamed for weeks that he's a gang rapist murderer psychotic.

But say the Perfect Victim looks like a sack of moldy potatoes...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (oVJmc)

==============

Can we take the way back machine to Sotomayor's confirmation?

Cause I'm pretty sure her emotionalism was held up as a virtue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 28, 2018 11:35 AM (8o3AL)

340 Very strange organ, that one.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 28, 2018 11:32 AM



The Paolo...he smiles.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:35 AM (0tfLf)

341 255 245 Thousands sounds a bit high. He was a writer, not an NBA star.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (bcbK

Even Wilt the Stilt's numbers seem padded. I mean, someone did the math and it was like 10 women every week for like 40 years. I mean, did he ever screw a woman twice--maybe go on vacation with her? Or did he just line 'em up?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (NFEMn)

Don't recall the details but I thought Wilt took them two or three at a time. It's the only way to rack up those numbers unless you work in pron.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:26 AM (bcbK



Ric Flair boasts pretty high numbers too. I think he has said he got started early. And then once you're doing the wrestling territories, you could probably get a couple girls before the show, and then after. Especially when you're the champ.

Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2018 11:35 AM (cAnNx)

342 Klobuchar: we did not protect the innocent yesterday

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:31 AM (IIoSq)


NO, YOU PUT HIM ON TRIAL.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 28, 2018 11:35 AM (oVJmc)

343 Klobuchar: You may not like that this came in at the last minute. When it happens, you don't just put it under the rug.

Bitch, please. It didn't come in at the last minute - your team sat on it for weeks!!!

Posted by: last minute dodge at September 28, 2018 11:35 AM (RzUqr)

344 332 How in the hell did two professional protesters get into Jeff Flake's freakin' ELEVATOR? Who let them in? It MUST have been a Democrat in the Senate. No way they could "sneak" in.

1000% beyond outrageous.
Posted by: zombie at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (c+2jX)

===========

"They're still my good friends."
-Jeff Flake

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (8o3AL)

345 At the end of the day the only thing that really matters is what Alyssa Milano had to say about all this.

Posted by: eleven



Believe the wimminz! And look at my boobs!

Posted by: Alissa Milano at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (786Ro)

346 Any of you morons from Minnesota? If so, do you think Klobuchar's intelligence is greater than that of a potato, and why not?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (WVZ82)

347 I was trying my ass off trying to remember who ford reminded me of while she was testifying. It just occurred to me.... Hanover Fist

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (9Om/r)

348 335 Klobachar weeping and tearing up. She doesn't hold the proper stoicism to be a US Senator.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (Hn6S7)

When women cry, it's because they're Strong and Brave and Must Be Believed.

When men do it, it's because they're Problematic, and have something to hide.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (KUaJL)

349 The Raaape Boat....
Soon we'll be raping all your holes.....
The Rape Boat
We're taking those blue pills of Bob Doles....

We'll have hard-on for hours
and they'll tear right up through your pants....
We'll rape and de-flower,
But tomorrow call it romance.......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (jjaLl)

350 Klobuchar: Give us one week.

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (IIoSq)

351 yo

Posted by: Kemp at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (z8bUw)

352 347 I was trying my ass off trying to remember who ford reminded me of while she was testifying. It just occurred to me.... Hanover Fist
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (9Om/r)

Hanover was more credible.

And more buff

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (bcbK8)

353 I feel no sympathy towards Ford because she is as evil as every other leftist.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (Ar4V2)

Good post.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (wAWL+)

354 Okay apparently Swetnick is Iranian? But she looks whiter than my Jewish ass.)
Posted by: Chris Cuomo, who is amazingly the smarter brother at September 28, 2018 11:33 AM (oZ6kz)
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A lot of Persians are very white.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (1WEir)

355 NO Klobuchar, not one more minute!

Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (mlmZR)

356 272 I live in WA state. I've blocked most of the political stuff on Facebook
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 28, 2018 11:28 AM (JKNZq)

Me too. I keep my political opinions to myself and unfriend/unsubscribe/snooze the people who don't.

Posted by: not the mama at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (t2AQi)

357
Meh. I'm still waiting for Alberto Vargas week.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 28, 2018 11:29 AM (IOhIL)



This, please!



Will settle for Mike Mcguiness book covers

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018

*
*
Robert McGinnis, the guy who painted so many paperbacks in the '60s and '70s, and several of the James Bond film posters? https://tinyurl.com/yaxjytyf

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (/ZWeB)

358 256 At the end of the day the only thing that really matters is what Alyssa Milano had to say about all this.
_______________

She is currently suing her financial manager for causing her to go broke.

She says he okayed $5 million in renovations to her house, despite the fact that her house will only be worth $3 million when the renovations are done.

Financial manager has produced copies of multiple letters, e-mails, and texts he sent to her, telling her she should stop or severely scale back the renovations because they were too expensive and she did not have enough money for them.

Milano's agent husband testified in a deposition that she's basically an idiot.

It's kinda funny that she has appointed herself as the Voice of American Women, what with being a clueless dumb-ass and all.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (fqUgw)

359 That's not how the hippocampus works. After having a traumatic experience, the hippocampus indelibly imprints only the unverifiable events, and mercifully blanks out any information that might later be used to corroborate those events. Very strange organ, that one.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 28, 2018 11:32 AM (/qEW2)

Hence the common expression, "as flaky as a two-bit hippocampus."

Not many people know where that one comes from, even though we use it all the time.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (IqOTP)

360 Been thinking about this a bit. I was under the impression that this was a hastily-gathered collection of individual efforts, snowballing to stop Kavanaugh. I've since changed my mind. Here's what I think happened:

1) Idea comes up to use a letter alleging sexual attack to stop Gorsuch. We'll get him for them not letting Obama pick another low-octane radical leftist!
2) Letter idea is postponed, because Gorsuch's position isn't a shift in the courts, just status quo
3) Letter spawns an idea; we cannot filibuster according to Senate rules, but we can Roy Moore a candidate and delay things indefinitely.
4) Ruth Bader Ginsberg is almost certainly going to be the next court opening, save this for a nuclear option to stop her being replaced
5) Kennedy resigns -- what the???
6) Craziness begins, as they implement part of the strategy, unsure if they should use it all now or not because RBG nominee is more important
7) Freakout about abortion in the base too powerful to ignore, let's try the letter
Letter works really well, so they go all in
9) Avanetti shoves his way into the party and starts waving around a dildo trying to get attention
10) At minimum now they have an attack angle on Kavanaugh: he hates women, he will always rule against them, see another woman-hating ruling!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (39g3+)

361 Tami: "FBN is all Elon Musk all the time..."

Yeah, what's that all about? Does Team Murdoch own all of Tesla's stock?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (6eEQ+)

362 ALWAYS BELIEVE THE WOMEN!
Especially da White Women!

Posted by: Emmet Till at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (z8bUw)

363 I enjoyed Wyeth Week as well.

To paraphrase a colloquialism about the weather, for those that were less than enthused: if you don't like it, don't worry, there'll be a different artist/theme next week!

And don't complain too hard, or we get hatefully painted nude men portraits. *shudders*

Posted by: LizLem at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (hvf9s)

364 Ben Franklin made fart jokes.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (lVev3)

365 Yep, I smuggle in straws, plastic bags and inexpensive Pepsi from the free part of the state.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM


I'd heard rumors of a plastics underground coming out of Spokane.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (0tfLf)

366 OAN running live feed without disruption if your getting tired of commercial breaks and FNC/FBN bonehead commentary.

The Naked News has the only coverage worth watching.

Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (NpvYf)

367 341 255 245 Thousands sounds a bit high. He was a writer, not an NBA star.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (bcbK

Even Wilt the Stilt's numbers seem padded. I mean, someone did the math and it was like 10 women every week for like 40 years. I mean, did he ever screw a woman twice--maybe go on vacation with her? Or did he just line 'em up?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (NFEMn)

Don't recall the details but I thought Wilt took them two or three at a time. It's the only way to rack up those numbers unless you work in pron.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:26 AM (bcbK



Ric Flair boasts pretty high numbers too. I think he has said he got started early. And then once you're doing the wrestling territories, you could probably get a couple girls before the show, and then after. Especially when you're the champ.
Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2018 11:35 AM (cAnNx)

Ric Flair, I can buy.
He was the man for a long, long time.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (bcbK8)

368 Does it surprise anyone that Linda Klein of the ABA would support more political bullshittery?


The ABA also supported the three pointer which ruined basketball. So tread lightly...

Posted by: tu3031 at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (jDF8P)

369 As long as we're recovering lost memories, can comeone recover where I left my car keys?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (mvenn)

370 We could pitch money in for a satellite dish, a vocaloid program, and probably a licence from Sirius XM.
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at September 28, 2018 11:35 AM (9QyRV)

----

Dude.

Srsly??

We're at Minx Alpha v-0.7

ZERO POINT SEVEN!!!!

We're *barely* past Big Chief Legal Pad here.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (8XRCm)

371 My biggest takeaway from this cataclysmic shit-show is that we must remove all important decision making ability from this group of adolescents.

Posted by: Mongo, Pawn in Game of Life at September 28, 2018 11:38 AM (WGXDo)

372
A lot of Persians are very white.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (1WEir)


Some are Aryan.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 28, 2018 11:38 AM (TAmPV)

373 This isn't a trial but the rules of evidence say...

Posted by: Iasonas at September 28, 2018 11:38 AM (/HkSx)

374 no one, I agree I asked two posts ago if someone knew how to verify.

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2018 11:38 AM (dPd5y)

375 Klobuchar: You may not like that this came in at the last minute. When it happens, you don't just put it under the rug.

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (IIoSq)



July is last minute? Who knew? I went to Cancun on vacation, got a pretty decent tan. It's gone. Didn't happen in a minute, Klobutcher.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:38 AM (lwiT4)

376 347 I was trying my ass off trying to remember who ford reminded me of while she was testifying. It just occurred to me.... Hanover Fist
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (9Om/r)


I saw a meme , I think on Legal Insurrection, from a commenter, that had side by side photos of Ford and Garth Algar, from Wayne's World. They are twins, even the same glasses with hair stuck in them. It was hilarious.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2018 11:38 AM (wAWL+)

377 OK, time to be a pig:

I just saw a pic of Justice Barrett for the first time, and I thought, "Damn... she's actually kinda cute" i'm not sure if it's constitutional or not to have an attractive woman on the supreme court....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2018 11:32 AM (BRvh1)


Appoint her to the SC as a plant ... then have her #MeToo Elena Kagan into oblivion and we get to have yet another Trump appointment to SCOTUS.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 28, 2018 11:38 AM (/qEW2)

378
Believe the wimminz! And look at my boobs!

Posted by: Alissa Milano at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (786Ro)


I am sugar tits.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 28, 2018 11:38 AM (q1VoB)

379 Is this Democrat Double-Down Day? Maybe they are filming their mid-term ad campaigns today.

Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2018 11:39 AM (NpvYf)

380 Psychogenic retrograde amnesia! Dr. Krieger

Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2018 11:39 AM (gmo/4)

381 347 I was trying my ass off trying to remember who ford reminded me of while she was testifying. It just occurred to me.... Hanover Fist
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (9Om/r)

He would never do anything immoral...unless you count all the times he sold dope disguised as a nun!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2018 11:39 AM (NWiLs)

382 Dick Durbin must be lamenting that he activated James Hodgkinson too early, and wishes he'd have saved him for now.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 28, 2018 11:39 AM (SmSOd)

383 Klobuchar: Give us one week.

==
Give us one week and we will find you THE CRIME !

Posted by: runner beriavich at September 28, 2018 11:39 AM (bUjCl)

384 360 10) At minimum now they have an attack angle on Kavanaugh: he hates women, he will always rule against them, see another woman-hating ruling!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (39g3+)

===========

The followed the energy instead of actually working out a strategy.

Without a guiding hand, they are just driving themselves right off a cliff into insanity.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 28, 2018 11:39 AM (8o3AL)

385
As long as we're recovering lost memories, can comeone recover where I left my car keys?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (mvenn)


Look behind Door #2.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:39 AM (lwiT4)

386 Trump must have FBI investigate alleged crimes with no evidence from almost 40 years ago.

Fine, start with more recent crimes with evidence suspiciously overlooked - Clinton Criminal Enterprises, inc.




I think he may get there yet.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 28, 2018 11:39 AM (1g7ch)

387


A lot of Persians are very white.



Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (1WEir)





Some are Aryan.

you don't say

Posted by: MR. KURD at September 28, 2018 11:39 AM (RzUqr)

388 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* at September 28, 2018 11:21 AM (AzW6q)


Liberal boss watched it all day...


Wonder what the people who pay HER salary would think about that?

Posted by: Don Quixote, Deplorable Neanderthal Drunk Internet Tough Guy! at September 28, 2018 11:39 AM (NgKpN)

389 Someone please check Florida Mans dog for rabies.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (r9UYA)

390 Was she molested? Was she assaulted?



In the rain? Pulling a train?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (YxTUV)

391 Whoa, FBI knows what websites we visit??

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (neVm7)

392
I was trying my ass off trying to remember who ford reminded me of while she was testifying. It just occurred to me.... Hanover Fist
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (9Om/r)

-----

You misspelLed "Garth from WAYNES world"

Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (8XRCm)

393 Thomas retires at the end of this term. Unless RBG no longer fogs a mirror.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (dNzKv)

394 297 I love that the (D) approach has become "Kavanaugh is too emotional and hotheaded to be a justice."

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at September 28, 2018 11:31 AM (arika)



They had two stories written and ready to go. Too emotional. Or he was just so cold and emotionless and showed no remorse for his actions, clearly he is a sociopath and should not be a judge.

Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (cAnNx)

395 Uh oh, Donnelly is a No. He was one of those Dems who could have crossed over. Reports last nigh stated that Flake, Manchin, Murkowski, and Collins huddled but another tweet said Manchin, collins, Murkowski, and Donnelly would vote the same way.

Flake is a Yes
Donnelly is a No.

Cocaine Mitch?

Posted by: Myriad Jack at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (Whlww)

396 Klobuchar: This is not a he said/she said. This is a he said/they said.

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (IIoSq)

397 I am sugar tits.

Corey Booker's next personality.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (dsq1T)

398 Kobluchar actually just said "I don't want to live in an evidence-free zone"

Insert Face palm emoji here.

Posted by: Mongo, Pawn in Game of Life at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (WGXDo)

399 They obviously think Flake is the weak link, thus his elevator ride with the pussyhat brigade. He can expect a campout in his office soon too.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (RD7QR)

400 STERRRRNNNNN!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (NWiLs)

401 Donnelly from Indiana is a No.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (hECVl)

402 303 I had a radical Leftist, Joo-hating professor who argued that the remarkably low incidence of rape among IDF combat troops was proof positive of their racism against Arabs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* at September 28, 2018 11:29 AM (AzW6q)

This does not surprise.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut


Oh, that was a major meme a few years back. Some big-time NGO issued a report about how FEW rapes there were of Palestinian women prisoners (in fact, none) in Israeli jails, compared to rapes of other women prisoners in third worlds countries all over the globe. They concluded by declaring that Israelis are therefore the most racist people on the planet, because they deemd Palestinians subhuman and not kosher to rape.

Seriously.

This meme was then pushed by various lefty groups for a while.

Posted by: zombie at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (c+2jX)

403 Ric Flair, I can buy.

He was the man for a long, long time.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (bcbK

I know a guy that use to build Gold Gyms for Flair. When to Bamaha's with him and said Flair was hung like a fcking horse and girls would line up to fck him

Posted by: Kemp at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (z8bUw)

404 Some are Aryan.

They all are. Hence the name Iran. It's a big point of pride over the filthy Arabs (as they put it).

Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (NpvYf)

405 > Believe the wimminz! And look at my boobs!

> Posted by: Alissa Milano at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (786Ro)

They're too big for me, though I have long been an admirer of your work in "Who's The Boss". But only the very early seasons.

Posted by: Bob Menedez at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (f5LwH)

406 The ABA also supported the three pointer which ruined basketball. So tread lightly...


Posted by: tu3031 at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (jDF8P)


But they gave us some good dance music, so.....

Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (lwiT4)

407 Klobuchar doesn't want to live in an "evidence free zone?"

FORD'S ENTIRE TESTIMONY WAS AN EVIDENCE FREE ZONE.

The chutzpah on this one.

Posted by: LizLem at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (hvf9s)

408 Back! Maybe now I won't be drifting away so much. Mediacom guy came and removed a bad filter from my cable drop in the alley, so I should have better signal strength now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (iwUO9)

409 378
Believe the wimminz! And look at my boobs!

Posted by: Alissa Milano at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (786Ro)


I am sugar tits.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 28, 2018 11:38 AM (q1VoB)


LOL... SpartaTits

Posted by: Don Quixote, Deplorable Neanderthal Drunk Internet Tough Guy! at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (NgKpN)

410 Is it just me or do Dems sound like neo-prohibitionists when it comes to *gasp* beer?

Posted by: Iasonas at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (/HkSx)

411 AP news because Kavanaugh was angry and emotional:

"He let his anger flare, interrupted his questioners and wept. She sought to present herself as cooperative and respectful. The Kavanaugh-Ford hearing provided a tutorial on gender roles and stereotypes."

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1045471893002833920

I'm not even kidding, that was an AP tweet offered as "news." The AP wire has no opinion section.

AP news if Kavanaugh was totally calm and collected:

"Kavanaugh sociopathically lacks human empathy"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (39g3+)

412 Wait...

Are Democrats asking Trump to interfere with FBI's business? To tell them what to investigate?

I thought that was the worst attack on the constitution since W. won an election!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (8o3AL)

413 352 347 I was trying my ass off trying to remember who ford reminded me of while she was testifying. It just occurred to me.... Hanover Fist
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (9Om/r)


Hanover Fist? That sounds like the name of a gay pr0n actor.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (WVZ82)

414 My quality of life would improve greatly if all content were provided, free of charge, on AoS.


Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:28 AM (lwiT4)


I always said we needed an Ace of Spades channel. JJ could do the Morning Report with Vic sitting on the rocker with a glass of brown in his hand, providing commentary.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (kqsXK)

415 folks on facebook who say "I would take a lie detector test" get the same treatment my loonie-toons cousin who said chemotherapy was "unnatural" and vitamin C cures cancer: unfriend.

Posted by: not the mama at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (t2AQi)

416
Good thing no one at the HQ ignores the 800 pound gorilla in the room....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (veoSD)

417 401
Donnelly from Indiana is a No.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (hECVl)

Where did you see that?

Posted by: Kemp at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (z8bUw)

418 Good grief, Klobuchar, Judge K answered that he did not have a black out drunk episode. You lied.

Posted by: Ever at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (OLS0m)

419 381
347 I was trying my ass off trying to remember who ford reminded me of
while she was testifying. It just occurred to me.... Hanover Fist

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (9Om/r)



He would never do anything immoral...unless you count all the times he sold dope disguised as a nun!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2018

*
*
I haven't seen Heavy Metal in waaaay too long.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (/ZWeB)

420 346 Any of you morons from Minnesota? If so, do you think Klobuchar's intelligence is greater than that of a potato, and why not?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (WVZ82)

---

we compare idaho senators to potatoes. Minnesota senators are properly compared to a roll of scotch tape.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (H28BC)

421 407 Klobuchar doesn't want to live in an "evidence free zone?"

FORD'S ENTIRE TESTIMONY WAS AN EVIDENCE FREE ZONE.

The chutzpah on this one.
Posted by: LizLem at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (hvf9s)

Projection ain't just a river in Egypt.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (NWiLs)

422 I am sugar tits.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal


I thought you were Steve_in_SoCal ?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (YxTUV)

423 She lied. Other posters have spoken up over the last few days and pointed out that a woman remembers the details.

I was molested by my godmother's father when I was thirteen--over 50 years ago. I remember all the things she couldn't remember--where I was, why I was there, right down to exactly what I was wearing.

These lies, this all women must believed no matter how nutty the stories are, actually WEAKENS the case for believing women when they do come forward. They are hurting women, not helping, and sure as hell not protecting.

Posted by: Lirio100 at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (JK7Jw)

424 Believe the wimminz! And look at my boobs!

Naw, I don't want to spend my time staring at Ford's navel.

Posted by: ST at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (YYlrT)

425 365 Yep, I smuggle in straws, plastic bags and inexpensive Pepsi from the free part of the state.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM


I'd heard rumors of a plastics underground coming out of Spokane.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (0tfLf)

They fly them in via vector-thrust panzers, very cool.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (bcbK8)

426 Body language expert on Crazy Chick:


https://tinyurl.com/y7sy2rfr


Also... she's kind of a hag.

Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (QKV7o)

427 Klobuchar: They don't want the FBI investigation because they know what will be found.

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (IIoSq)

428 I take it the Minnesota Senator is strongly backing an investigation by law enforcement in the Keith Ellison case./

Posted by: Senator Feinstein at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (FTlwv)

429 I always said we needed an Ace of Spades channel.
JJ could do the Morning Report with Vic sitting on the rocker with a
glass of brown in his hand, providing commentary.



Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (kqsXK)

NOW that would be fun!

Posted by: Kemp at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (z8bUw)

430 Ben Franklin made fart jokes.


********


Chaucer made fart jokes.


This Nicholas anon leet fle a fart
As greet as it had been a thonder-dent
That with the strook he was almost blent
And he was redy with his iren hoot
And Nicholas amydde the ars he smoot


(This Nicholas just then let fly a fart
As loud as it had been a thunder clap
And well-nigh blinded Absalom poor chap
But he was ready with his iron hot
And Nicholas right in the arse he got!)

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2018 11:43 AM (mvenn)

431 Let the freaking out begin (or continue)

Posted by: Up oh lol at September 28, 2018 11:43 AM (T6elx)

432 So the Democrats are going to have an all night pajama party, with singing and drums...wow. I doubt if the can all get up off the floor without help. /sac

Posted by: Colin at September 28, 2018 11:43 AM (hPgHO)

433 Dick Durbin must be lamenting that he activated James Hodgkinson too early, and wishes he'd have saved him for now.

"Oh there are hundreds more out there just waiting for the Telefon call"
--Leftist Commissars

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2018 11:43 AM (39g3+)

434 Am I watching the US Senate or some group therapy meeting?

Posted by: BluesFish at September 28, 2018 11:43 AM (LGL6A)

435 > Where did you see that?

It's an official statement on Donnelly's Twatter page.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2018 11:43 AM (f5LwH)

436 Wonder what the people who pay HER salary would think about that?
Posted by: Don Quixote, Deplorable Neanderthal Drunk Internet Tough Guy! at September 28, 2018 11:39 AM (NgKpN)

------

To be fair, I listened to it all day (while working, and dropping the occasional comment here). It was a big deal, and I don't hold that against her.

I, however, listened on my headphones, and did not emote. She was braying like a mule about it, and sincerely seemed to think the panel was demolishing Kavanaugh. Same planet, different worlds...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* at September 28, 2018 11:43 AM (AzW6q)

437 Maybe the 'hippocampus' is a fashion designer's term for the bodice of a dress.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2018 11:32 AM



from the romance bookshelf --

old and busted: bodice ripper
new hotness hippocampus ripper

Posted by: Hands at September 28, 2018 11:43 AM (786Ro)

438
The ABA also supported the three pointer which ruined basketball. So tread lightly...
Posted by: tu3031 at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (jDF8P)


In fairness they also gave us the red , white and blue basketball.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 28, 2018 11:43 AM (TAmPV)

439 "Ric Flair, I can buy.
He was the man for a long, long time.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (bcbK "

I can believe it but I also think a lot of nights he had to have cratered pretty quickly between his booze habit and every pro wrestler's abuse of painkillers.

I have heard stories about the 4 Horsemen pulling trains, though - even J.J. Dillon the manager!

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 28, 2018 11:43 AM (oZ6kz)

440 I always said we needed an Ace of Spades channel.
JJ could do the Morning Report with Vic sitting on the rocker with a
glass of brown in his hand, providing commentary.



Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (kqsXK)



I would pay $29.95/month for that.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:44 AM (lwiT4)

441 I was trying my ass off trying to remember who ford reminded me of while she was testifying. It just occurred to me.... Hanover Fist
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (9Om/r)



Feinstein (whispering to colleague): Relax... I've got an angle.

Ford (plays with green marble, becomes Hulk): FEINSTEIN!!!

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 28, 2018 11:44 AM (/qEW2)

442 427: The FBI will find that the donks stalled so that they could keep Kav off the bench. The FBI should be looking into THEIR conspiratorial hijinks regarding Katz, Ford and Swetnick

Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 11:44 AM (mlmZR)

443 391 Whoa, FBI knows what websites we visit??
Posted by: Serious Cat at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (neVm7)


Well..... we do share information, ya know?

Posted by: Bob, your Friendly Neighborhood NSA minder at September 28, 2018 11:44 AM (NgKpN)

444 Donnelly must have some bad internal polling. Knows it makes no difference.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2018 11:44 AM (dNzKv)

445 Re: SiriusXM radio
The Patriot Channel carries Breitbart content. Ace or someone should reach out and see if they will carry some AoS content too.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 28, 2018 11:44 AM (/HkSx)

446 We have got to stop giving in to these idiots. This poster has ZERO to do with DV. It is a football game poster that everyone knows is about scoring a touchdown and quieting down the crowd at Penn State. Fans are pissed at OSU for caving, including myself.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2018 11:26 AM (wAWL+)


I'm not an OSU alum but I was incredulous at the charges at Meyer. I thought the wimmenz were supposed to be empowered to get out of a dogshit relationship without the husband's boss hovering over them like a clucking hen. Do I need Clockwork Orange sensitivity training?

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 28, 2018 11:44 AM (y7DUB)

447 369 As long as we're recovering lost memories, can comeone recover where I left my car keys?

A little twisty maze of passages, all alike.

Posted by: JEM at September 28, 2018 11:44 AM (1ahcT)

448 364 Ben Franklin made fart jokes.
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (lVev3)

---

under his Silence Do-smell pseudonym

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 28, 2018 11:44 AM (H28BC)

449 Grassley defending himself.

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:44 AM (IIoSq)

450 Donnelly from Indiana is a No.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (hECVl)

Where did you see that?


Posted by: Kemp at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (z8bUw)
**************************
On Sean Davis' twitter feed.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2018 11:44 AM (hECVl)

451 we compare idaho senators to potatoes. Minnesota senators are properly compared to a roll of scotch tape.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (H28BC


Oh, right, I forgot scotch tape was originally a 3M product.

Is nice.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 28, 2018 11:44 AM (WVZ82)

452 She is a lawyer, a "minister of justice" and still cannot discern that it is not the job of the accused to prove his innocence, but the job of the accuser to prove the guilt of the accused. Good God, if I hear the law mentioned by one of these Demoncraps, I am gonna "RALPH".

I am ready to go out and install a yardarm. A gallows just doesn't hold the same aesthetic quality.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (Hn6S7)

453 38 19 Holy crap, I just heard that the American Bar Association is calling for FBI investigation #7 into Doctor Mrs Ford's claims about Kavanaugh not raping her, too.

That's cute.

Any position on crooked FISA judges, there ABA?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2018 11:07 AM (vbJig)


Let me know when they address the porn lawyer.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (pUDQf)

454 Cruz up.

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (IIoSq)

455 Grassley is not taking any shit.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (WVZ82)

456 These lies, this all women must believed no matter how nutty the stories are, actually WEAKENS the case for believing women when they do come forward. They are hurting women, not helping, and sure as hell not protecting.
Posted by: Lirio100 at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (JK7Jw)

I'm sorry that happened to you. These people don't actually give a shit about women, they just want a cudgel to beat their opponents with.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (NWiLs)

457
Public Service Announcement:

Just remember... as bad as the last few weeks have been, we havent seen ANYTHING like we'll see RGB kicks the bucket and Trumps names a replacement.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (8XRCm)

458 393
Thomas retires at the end of this term. Unless RBG no longer fogs a mirror.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2018

*
*
All righty then. President Trump: first Amy Barrett, then a pick who makes Kav and Barrett look like they're raving liberals.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (/ZWeB)

459 Senate Man (and we use that word loosely) Bites Girlfriends and Republican Supreme Court Nominees to 'Establish Dominance' in the Commie Presidential Sweepstakes

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (YJK93)

460 Re: SiriusXM radio
The Patriot Channel carries Breitbart content. Ace or someone should reach out and see if they will carry some AoS content too.
Posted by: Iasonas


AtC's podcast.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (YxTUV)

461 "NOW that would be fun!

Posted by: Kemp at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (z8bUw) "

"And at 2 PM we have Hands-On Report with Masturbatin' Pete. After that, it's Canal Zone at 3:30 PM with Zod and Palp. And don't miss The Glass Half Empty featuring Insomniac."

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (oZ6kz)

462 SIX time FBI investigation ? Found nothing ? LOOK AGAIN. LOOK REAL HARD.

Posted by: runner beriavich at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (bUjCl)

463 Cruz is talking. Where are all the #NeverCruzers? Did they get out of bet yet?

Posted by: Iasonas at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (/HkSx)

464 Damn...I'd let Judge Barrett check my briefs anytime.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:46 AM (0tfLf)

465 Minnesota senators are properly compared to a roll of scotch tape.


I thought it was rutabagas.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:46 AM (lwiT4)

466 For you late-sleepers, the vote to confirm is scheduled for 1:30pm.

Posted by: JAS at September 28, 2018 11:46 AM (3HNOQ)

467
Was she molested? Was she assaulted?

In the rain? Pulling a train?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (YxTUV)






I tried to find something to rhyme, all in vain.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2018 11:46 AM (veoSD)

468 SIX time FBI investigation ? Found nothing ? LOOK AGAIN. LOOK REAL HARD.

--

I know, right? We've been trying to get collusion evidence from them for months and months and months.

Posted by: The Corrupt Robert Mueller at September 28, 2018 11:46 AM (QKV7o)

469
Wait, the American Bra Association wants the FBI to investigate?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2018 11:46 AM (BWL+E)

470
The FBI will find that the donks stalled so that they could keep Kav off the bench. The FBI should be looking into THEIR conspiratorial hijinks regarding Katz, Ford and Swetnick

Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 11:44 AM (mlmZR)


I think the FBI should look into Feinstein and see if this is a Chinese attempted to influence an election and cripple a sitting president.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (TAmPV)

471 Oh, right, I forgot scotch tape was originally a 3M product.

Is nice.
Posted by: OregonMuse


Do we all know what the name 3M actually stands for?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (YxTUV)

472 Other posters have spoken up over the last few days and pointed out that a woman remembers the details.

First off, you have all my sympathy and support for the evil you suffered. Men like that need to be castrated or executed.

That said, not everyone reacts to trauma the same way; some block it out of their memories, some remember every detail in painful, eternal clarity. Some just become enraged or disgusted, some seem untouched by it other than revulsion in the past.

The problem isn't her lack of precise memory, its her lack of logic and consistency, her lack of believability, and the complete opposite of corroboration among the others present.

Her story is so bad and so implausible that a cop couldn't even follow it up for an investigation if they wanted to. Where? When? Who? How many were there? Why do you remember this one guy perfectly and yet not how many were present and who they were?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (39g3+)

473 Have we confirmed the Jailbait Judge yet?

Posted by: Fritz at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (2Mnv1)

474 "And at 2 PM we have Hands-On Report with
Masturbatin' Pete. After that, it's Canal Zone at 3:30 PM with Zod and
Palp. And don't miss The Glass Half Empty featuring Insomniac."

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (oZ6kz)



I'm wheezing here

Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (lwiT4)

475 377
OK, time to be a pig:



I just saw a pic of Justice Barrett for the first time, and I
thought, "Damn... she's actually kinda cute" i'm not sure if it's
constitutional or not to have an attractive woman on the supreme
court....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2018 11:32 AM (BRvh1)



Appoint her to the SC as a plant ... then have her #MeToo Elena
Kagan into oblivion and we get to have yet another Trump appointment to
SCOTUS.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 28, 2018 11:38 AM (/qEW2)


Do you think she'll feel safe around Kagan and Sotomayor?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (ymnmz)

476 Avenetti for CPPOTUS!

Posted by: The Incredible Mr. Limpit at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (F+w+a)

477 OREGON MUSE

Can you please send me by e-mail your e-mail address so I can send the next prayer list to you/
My computer has crashed and I don't have that information any more. Sorry and thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (AllCR)

478 Just remember... as bad as the last few weeks have been, we havent seen ANYTHING like we'll see RGB kicks the bucket and Trumps names a replacement.

Let's start a GoFundMe to buy and fill gas cans for any Democrats who decide to self-immolate in protest.

Posted by: JEM at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (1ahcT)

479 326
Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (wAWL+)

I concur and I don't think I am the only 'Ette that does.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (qpJwS)

Agree 100%

Posted by: the Butcher at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (DIosY)

480 MSNBC host Joy Reid is being sued for defamation by a California woman who accused the "AM Joy" star of falsely accusing her on social media of screaming racial slurs at a minor because she is a Trump supporter.

-
I hope she wins big time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (+y/Ru)

481
Donnelly from Indiana is a No.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (hECVl)

Not shocking and hopefully he will not be in the Senate for the next confirmation hearings. Hopefully, neither will Tester and several others.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (qpJwS)

482 the 1:30pm vote is to get out of committee and tomorrow is the senate vote, correct?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (a0IVu)

483 425
365 Yep, I smuggle in straws, plastic bags and inexpensive Pepsi from the free part of the state.



Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM





I'd heard rumors of a plastics underground coming out of Spokane.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (0tfLf)



They fly them in via vector-thrust panzers, very cool.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (bcbK

Hmm, you know that straw purchases are illegal. We need stronger straw control laws before everybody has a fully semi-automatic straw dispenser.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (Hn6S7)

484 SIX time FBI investigation ? Found nothing ? LOOK AGAIN. LOOK REAL HARD.

Posted by: runner beriavich at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM



No kidding! One more check. After all, no one is drinking 1-Up through 6-Up.

*sarc*

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:48 AM (0tfLf)

485 "And at 2 PM we have Hands-On Report with Masturbatin' Pete. After that, it's Canal Zone at 3:30 PM with Zod and Palp. And don't miss The Glass Half Empty featuring Insomniac."
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (oZ6kz)

---

Cook'n with Cannibal Bob

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 28, 2018 11:48 AM (H28BC)

486 For you late-sleepers, the vote to confirm is scheduled for 1:30pm.

The Dems submit a motion for a potty break at 12:15, and Senate Rules require a 5-day delay.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 28, 2018 11:48 AM (oVJmc)

487 So what is Manchin looking to do? His RCP pollong seems great. What is the ground in WV like?

If you live in Alaska, Maine, or WV, please call.

Posted by: Myriad Jack at September 28, 2018 11:48 AM (Whlww)

488 Damn...I'd let Judge Barrett check my briefs anytime.
Posted by: Diogenes


She's not a l, she's a ll.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 11:48 AM (YxTUV)

489 Investigate why her social media footprint was scrubbed. Wonder what she's hiding?

Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2018 11:48 AM (hECVl)

490 413 352 347 I was trying my ass off trying to remember who ford reminded me of while she was testifying. It just occurred to me.... Hanover Fist
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (9Om/r)

Hanover Fist? That sounds like the name of a gay pr0n actor.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (WVZ82)

Well he WILL do things for money.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:48 AM (bcbK8)

491 Mr. Justice Kavanaugh, please raise your right hand and repeat after me : " I am guilty of all charges". Now sign here.

Posted by: runner beriavich at September 28, 2018 11:48 AM (bUjCl)

492 The American Bar Association wants an investigation into what kind of beer Kavanaugh prefers. It's not the lefty lawyer group, it's the other one with the drunks.

Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2018 11:48 AM (Rr52g)

493 461 "NOW that would be fun!

Posted by: Kemp at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (z8bUw) "

"And at 2 PM we have Hands-On Report with Masturbatin' Pete. After that, it's Canal Zone at 3:30 PM with Zod and Palp. And don't miss The Glass Half Empty featuring Insomniac."
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (oZ6kz)

For your Daily Dose of Depression, Doom and Despair!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2018 11:48 AM (NWiLs)

494 Do we all know what the name 3M actually stands for?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM


Minnesota Mining & Manufacturing

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 28, 2018 11:48 AM (ZQfW9)

495 Tribalized, Mr. Cruz?

Posted by: Elizabeth Warrren at September 28, 2018 11:48 AM (FTlwv)

496 The other thing that bothers me with Ford's story is that her response (traumatic forgetting of the event, unexplained fear of enclosure or being trapped etc) does not match the stress of the event. Its like being held down and tickled by your siblings causing an eternal fear of seatbelts and tight clothing, and blacking out the memory of tickling until its teased out of you by a psychologist.

Yeah it would suck to have two boys pin you down and cover your mouth, grabbing at you. But not to THIS degree of neurosis.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2018 11:48 AM (39g3+)

497 >>> These lies, this all women must believed no matter how nutty the stories are, actually WEAKENS the case for believing women when they do come forward.

Exactly. The left is setting back credible rape accusations for a generation, and they don't even realize it. They know not what they do.

I am so grateful for the 19th amendment. I feel like I, as semi rational and informed woman, deserve to have a way to shape the government that runs my life. So I am grateful I get to vote.

But knowing that dumb bints like Klobuchar cancel out my vote can be a bit depressing.

Posted by: LizLem at September 28, 2018 11:49 AM (hvf9s)

498
Her story is so bad and so implausible that a
cop couldn't even follow it up for an investigation if they wanted to.
Where? When? Who? How many were there? Why do you remember this one
guy perfectly and yet not how many were present and who they were?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (39g3+)


Judge Kavanugh you have been accused of some doings and goings on, at some time in the past, at a place not yet determined, and witnesses to named later. How do you plead?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 28, 2018 11:49 AM (ymnmz)

499 Muldoon: "As long as we're recovering lost memories, can someone recover where I left my car keys?"

Just go to the last place you'd find them first.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 28, 2018 11:49 AM (6eEQ+)

500 Fans are pissed at OSU for caving, including myself.

Even this Penn State fan.

Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2018 11:49 AM (NpvYf)

501 Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2018 11:43 AM (mvenn)

Muldoon classes up the joint with medieval fart jokes.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 28, 2018 11:49 AM (WVZ82)

502 486 For you late-sleepers, the vote to confirm is scheduled for 1:30pm.

The Dems submit a motion for a potty break at 12:15, and Senate Rules require a 5-day delay.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 28, 2018 11:48 AM (oVJmc)

---

Ace must have more pull than i realized.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 28, 2018 11:49 AM (H28BC)

503 Alas, self-immolation is not environmentally sensitive.

We need a different form of protest.

Set up a large electrified wall and start a social media campaign to get them to run at it? They can protest two things at once!

We'll call it the Dem-Zapper. But not to their faces, of course.

Posted by: JEM at September 28, 2018 11:49 AM (1ahcT)

504 Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (oZ6kz)

---

Cook'n with Cannibal Bob
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 28, 2018 11:48 AM (H28BC)

Which he needs to do with a Cajun accent.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2018 11:49 AM (NWiLs)

505 364 Ben Franklin made fart jokes.
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer
_______

St. Thomas More was a big fan of fart jokes too.

Posted by: Furious George at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (9vQJW)

506 499 Muldoon: "As long as we're recovering lost memories, can someone recover where I left my car keys?"

- - - -

Just hotwire it.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (72PAC)

507 483 425
365 Yep, I smuggle in straws, plastic bags and inexpensive Pepsi from the free part of the state.



Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM





I'd heard rumors of a plastics underground coming out of Spokane.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (0tfLf)



They fly them in via vector-thrust panzers, very cool.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (bcbK

Hmm, you know that straw purchases are illegal. We need stronger straw control laws before everybody has a fully semi-automatic straw dispenser.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (Hn6S7)

You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Mouse. A rebel.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (bcbK8)

508 Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Barbara Boxer knows.

Former Dem Senator Barbara Boxer: Kavanaugh Looked Like Someone Who Could Attack a Woman

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (+y/Ru)

509 Wait, the American Bra Association wants the FBI to investigate?



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2018 11:46 AM (BWL+E)

No just the leftist president thereof...

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (qpJwS)

510 470


The FBI will find that the donks stalled so that they could keep
Kav off the bench. The FBI should be looking into THEIR conspiratorial
hijinks regarding Katz, Ford and Swetnick



Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 11:44 AM (mlmZR)





I think the FBI should look into Feinstein and see if this is a
Chinese attempted to influence an election and cripple a sitting
president.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (TAmPV)

In the meantime, release the list of politicians who used taxpayer money as hush money to silence sexual harassment claims. I demand names, number of times checks were written and amounts paid out

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (jxbfJ)

511 483 425
365 Yep, I smuggle in straws, plastic bags and inexpensive Pepsi from the free part of the state.



Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM





I'd heard rumors of a plastics underground coming out of Spokane.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (0tfLf)



They fly them in via vector-thrust panzers, very cool.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (bcbK

Hmm, you know that straw purchases are illegal. We need stronger straw control laws before everybody has a fully semi-automatic straw dispenser.


Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM



Down in Puyallup, they've come up with a way to put ridges on a straw that will allow you to bend it. You can suck around corners!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (0tfLf)

512 Ric Flair, I can buy.
He was the man for a long, long time.


I crapped bigger than Ric Flair!

Posted by: Classy Freddie Blassie, Man Among Men at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (kqsXK)

513 Leaving for a noon job interview! Wish me luck!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (d6Ksn)

514 *checks*

Tonight's Mega Million jackpot is worth $195 million cash*

*Before taxes, relatives, and firearms.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (dsq1T)

515 Again I'm thanking me lucky charms that Florida Man is no one I know.

He bit a dog to establish dominance.


Two guys watching a dog lick himself:

"I wish I could do that."

"You should try scratching him behind his ear first."

- just the punchline...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (A Deplorable Dixie Dreg of Society) at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (HaL55)

I seem to recall reading about someone who was raising wolves. They did a thing called "borking", which was to bite (gently) the nose of a young wolf to show who is boss.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (iwUO9)

516 497: Yep. It's disgusting.

Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (mlmZR)

517 Susan Collins reportedly still undecided?

Trying to avoid backlash until the last minute?

Posted by: Myriad Jack at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (Whlww)

518 463 Cruz is talking. Where are all the #NeverCruzers? Did they get out of bet yet?
Posted by: Iasonas at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (/HkSx)

===========

I'm an #AlwaysCruz guy.

If I lived in Texas, I'd probably volunteer for him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (8o3AL)

519 Mr. Justice Kavanaugh, your refusal to plead guilty is undeniable proof of your absolute guilt.

Posted by: runner beriavich at September 28, 2018 11:51 AM (bUjCl)

520 Welp, I gotta go clean up around here before the cleaning lady comes. BBL

Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:51 AM (lwiT4)

521 482 the 1:30pm vote is to get out of committee and tomorrow is the senate vote, correct?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (a0IVu)

I had read the vote won't be until early/mid next week.

Posted by: JPV at September 28, 2018 11:51 AM (T6elx)

522 I was trying my ass off trying to remember who ford reminded me of while she was testifying. It just occurred to me.... Hanover Fist

She had an angle?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2018 11:51 AM (39g3+)

523 Muldoon and a pint mug of Valu-Rite classes up any joint.

Posted by: JEM at September 28, 2018 11:51 AM (1ahcT)

524 513 Leaving for a noon job interview! Wish me luck!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (d6Ksn)

Good luck!

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 28, 2018 11:51 AM (72PAC)

525 Do we all know what the name 3M actually stands for?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM

Minnesota Mining & Manufacturing
Posted by: AltonJackson


Exactly. I didn't know that it was actually for a named company until I started dealing with them thru work. I always thought 3M WAS the company name.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 11:51 AM (YxTUV)

526 513 Leaving for a noon job interview! Wish me luck!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (d6Ksn)

Break a leg!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2018 11:51 AM (NWiLs)

527 480 MSNBC host Joy Reid is being sued for defamation by a California woman who accused the "AM Joy" star of falsely accusing her on social media of screaming racial slurs at a minor because she is a Trump supporter.
-
I hope she wins big time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (+y/Ru)


Did Reid's investigators ever find the guy who used a time machine to hack her old blog?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (WVZ82)

528 Good luck, Donna

Posted by: Iasonas at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (/HkSx)

529 Fenelon, I'm sorry for your computer! We need to add it to the prayer roll.

Posted by: LizLem at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (hvf9s)

530 501 Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2018 11:43 AM (mvenn)

Muldoon classes up the joint with medieval fart jokes.


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 28, 2018 11:49 AM



Sniffs...is that a limerick in the air?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (0tfLf)

531 481
Donnelly from Indiana is a No.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (hECVl)

Not shocking and hopefully he will not be in the Senate for the next confirmation hearings. Hopefully, neither will Tester and several others.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (qpJwS)

===========

Complete guess:

He knows he's going to lose in November, and he's protecting his probably future work as a lobbyist for a leftist organization.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (8o3AL)

532 I was thinking about the calendar thing yesterday, wondering why Ford and Crew didn't pick a day that Kav had not accounted for, but then it came to me, that every other person that she alleged was there would have to be free that day too. That would be a bigly roll of the dice on her part.


So, nope, she didn't name a day.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (ymnmz)

533 513 Leaving for a noon job interview! Wish me luck!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (d6Ksn)

Wooooo!

Go kick all the asses!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (bcbK8)

534 Good luck on the job interview, Donna w/ the ampersands.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (a0IVu)

535 Bush and Condi Rice placed a call to Collins, or so I hear.

Posted by: runner at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (bUjCl)

536 Susan Collins reportedly still undecided?

-------

Huh... she was the one Senator I had pegged for a definite, no-questions-asked "no."

I kind of find that promising.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (AzW6q)

537 St. Thomas More was a big fan of fart jokes too

He stole lupins from the poor and gave to the rich, too

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (39g3+)

538 Down in Puyallup, they've come up with a way to put
ridges on a straw that will allow you to bend it. You can suck around
corners!!!



Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (0tfLf)

I have an 88 Magnum straw, it sucks through schools.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (Hn6S7)

539 Judge Kavanugh you have been accused of some doings and goings on, at some time in the past, at a place not yet determined, and witnesses to named later. How do you plead?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 28, 2018 11:49 AM
~~~~~

Exactly how the Spanish Inquisition was carried out.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (Ri0Ku)

540 520 Welp, I gotta go clean up around here before the cleaning lady comes. BBL
Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:51 AM (lwiT4)

Heh. You so funny.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (NWiLs)

541 All righty then. President Trump: first Amy Barrett, then a pick who makes Kav and Barrett look like they're raving liberals.


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (/ZWeB)

____

Colonel Kurt Schlicter FTW!!!!

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (YJK93)

542 Amy Klobachar - "Respect" equals uncritical acceptance of unsupported, uncorroborated and clearly unreliable accusations. Joe Stalin would approve. But I'm glad she's talking, because the more she, Whitehouse, Booker, Hirono and Harris talk, the more clearly I understand and can anticipate the sleazy, corrupt and conniving nature of the Democrat Machine. I am a irreconcilable enemy of the debased and degenerate scum that is all things Democrat.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (5MO1f)

543 Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Barbara Boxer knows.

Former Dem Senator Barbara Boxer: Kavanaugh Looked Like Someone Who Could Attack a Woman
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (+y/Ru)

Kavanaugh looks nothing like Bill Clinton or Ted Kennedy.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (7oPmA)

544 But knowing that dumb bints like Klobuchar cancel out my vote can be a bit depressing.
Posted by: LizLem at September 28, 2018 11:49 AM (hvf9s)


Want to have fun? Find one of your acquaintances that has TDS and tell them that you are going to vote just to cancel out their vote. Tell them that their vote is therefore meaningless. Sometimes, you can get a ragestroke going.

Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (Rr52g)

545 From Q:

PANIC IN DC
D'S offering to [KILL]sexual assault allegations v Judge K in exchange for immediate pullback of DECLAS.
POTUS: Judge K will be confirmed regardless...

Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (QKV7o)

546 The other thing that bothers me with Ford's story is that her response (traumatic forgetting of the event, unexplained fear of enclosure or being trapped etc) does not match the stress of the event. Its like being held down and tickled by your siblings causing an eternal fear of seatbelts and tight clothing, and blacking out the memory of tickling until its teased out of you by a psychologist.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2018 11:48 AM (39g3+)

Are you trying to tell us you like getting tickled?

Posted by: Chairman Grassley at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (/cL3k)

547 Ben Franklin made fart jokes.

-
Shouldn't that be f-f-f-f-fart jokes?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (+y/Ru)

548 Former Dem Senator Barbara Boxer: Kavanaugh Looked Like Someone Who Could Attack a Woman

Boxer looks like a woman who would fuck a donkey.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (jDF8P)

549 Leaving for a noon job interview! Wish me luck!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM


mazel tov, Donna

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (ZQfW9)

550
Exactly. The left is setting back credible rape accusations for a
generation, and they don't even realize it. They know not what they do.


I think they do realize it - they just don't give a shit.

Posted by: MR. KURD at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (RzUqr)

551 Are there any potential D senators who will vote yes?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (a0IVu)

552 "I Just Got In Their Way"

Fantastic! Pure truth. Thank you.

Posted by: creeper at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (AzV8L)

553 Is Donnelly's vote a big deal or a nothingburger?

Posted by: Iasonas at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (/HkSx)

554
Other posters have spoken up over the last few days and pointed out that a woman remembers the details.

I saw Juanitia Broaddrick on Hannity last night and she remembers everything.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (TAmPV)

555 Believe the wimminz! And look at my boobs!

> Posted by: Alissa Milano at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (786Ro)

They're too big for me


I do not understand those words in that order.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (kqsXK)

556 Cook'n with Cannibal Bob
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 28, 2018 11:48 AM (H28BC)

Which he needs to do with a Cajun accent.
Posted by: Insomniac


He needs to have zombie Justin Wilson on his show.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (YxTUV)

557 532 I was thinking about the calendar thing yesterday, wondering why Ford and Crew didn't pick a day that Kav had not accounted for, but then it came to me, that every other person that she alleged was there would have to be free that day too. That would be a bigly roll of the dice on her part.

We're planning for the future.

Posted by: Google at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (1ahcT)

558 Up late with the horde last nite. The memory is seared into my hippocampus. I had to put Bactine on it this AM.

Also, my pituitary isn't talking to my medulla right now, because she's a mean-girl little drama queen.

Posted by: gp at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (mk9aG)

559 Good luck Donna, knock their socks off on the interview.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (dsq1T)

560 Exactly how the Spanish Inquisition was carried out.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (Ri0Ku)

I call this the Spastic Inquisition.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (7oPmA)

561 >>Are there any potential D senators who will vote yes?


Tester might have to.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (ddyfx)

562 All this calendar talk is making me nostalgic for the old Playboy calendars.

I know Johnny Crosslin still does a (clothed) calendar line.

Anyone else making good quality T&A calendars?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (bcbK8)

563 Even if you think the second door was still being worked on four years later in 2012 when the permit was issued in 2008, WTF was this traumatized near-rape victim doing renting out part of the domicile to a stranger?

Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2018 11:54 AM (Evws/)

564 Susan Collins reportedly still undecided?

I think she's always been a "yes" vote but is putting up a good appearance at times.

And I'm reading conflicting reports: either Saturday or Tuesday (for some reason) the approval vote. Also known as the day the women accusing him disappear.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2018 11:54 AM (39g3+)

565 536 Susan Collins reportedly still undecided?

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Huh... she was the one Senator I had pegged for a definite, no-questions-asked "no."

I kind of find that promising.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (AzW6q)

...

I'm with the pessimists who think this is the CYA for a "no" vote.

You want to be able to show how much you really, really wanted to vote "yes" but just couldn't.

Plus she stays in the news longer. You know she loves the swing vote attention.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 28, 2018 11:54 AM (yL25O)

566 557 532 I was thinking about the calendar thing yesterday, wondering why Ford and Crew didn't pick a day that Kav had not accounted for, but then it came to me, that every other person that she alleged was there would have to be free that day too. That would be a bigly roll of the dice on her part.

We're planning for the future.


We're on it.

Posted by: Facebook at September 28, 2018 11:54 AM (1ahcT)

567 FoxNews switched to the PM of Malaysia, so I switched to Right Side Broadcasting for a feed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdUdv69AYBU

Like what Cruz is saying about the poison of tribalism.

Posted by: LizLem at September 28, 2018 11:54 AM (hvf9s)

568 I was almost raped. Well, maybe he was gonna rape me. And he could have killed me too. You can believe me because I insisted on a second door a decade ago. I would have told you sooner but flying is a problem for me, not always but this time for sure; that, and I had to take a few decades to mull over the counsel of beach friends.

Why you no believe? Misogyny, right?

Posted by: Frau Dr. Perfesser Ford at September 28, 2018 11:54 AM (KUBIs)

569 You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Mouse. A rebel.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (bcbK

But you won't find any straws in the basement of the Alamo.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 28, 2018 11:54 AM (Hn6S7)

570 I'm an #AlwaysCruz guy.



If I lived in Texas, I'd probably volunteer for him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (8o3AL)

Me also... I supported him in his first primary run and ever since.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 28, 2018 11:54 AM (qpJwS)

571 Leaving for a noon job interview! Wish me luck!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (d6Ksn)

I wish you all the best!!!

Posted by: KWDreaming at September 28, 2018 11:54 AM (mWSod)

572 Susan Collins 202-224-2523
Lisa Murkowski 202-224-5301
Joe Manchin 202-224-3954

Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2018 11:54 AM (hECVl)

573
Leaving for a noon job interview! Wish me luck!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V


I never say "Good Luck".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2018 11:54 AM (BWL+E)

574 >>Have a look at Variety (on line) and the breathless twittering from the offended soys over Butera's impression of Ford. Butera nailed it and while she's was at it skewered the philosophical left. Hair is on fire.




I don't see it on Variety.com - what is it?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2018 11:55 AM (W+vEI)

575 >>Former Dem Senator Barbara Boxer: Kavanaugh Looked Like Someone Who Could Attack a Woman


Whereas Bill Clinton looked like someone who actually raped several women.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2018 11:55 AM (ddyfx)

576 482 the 1:30pm vote is to get out of committee and tomorrow is the senate vote, correct?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (a0IVu)

Committee vote at 1:30, then 30 hours of debate starting over the weekend, then final vote on Tuesday sometime (no way of telling because the DemonRats will undoubtedly contend that they just need a couple more hours to round up a woman Kav looked at with lust in his heart.)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 28, 2018 11:55 AM (RD7QR)

577 > They're too big for me

> I do not understand those words in that order.

Yeah, well, you're not Bob Menendez, D-Pedophilia.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2018 11:55 AM (f5LwH)

578 564 Susan Collins reportedly still undecided?

I think she's always been a "yes" vote but is putting up a good appearance at times.

And I'm reading conflicting reports: either Saturday or Tuesday (for some reason) the approval vote. Also known as the day the women accusing him disappear.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2018 11:54 AM (39g3+)

===========

That 30 hour debate clock, I guess.

If they run straight through the night, they can vote sometime late tomorrow.

If they break for Monday, the earliest they can do it is Tuesday.

It's a question of what Cocaine Mitch will do with the session schedule.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 28, 2018 11:55 AM (8o3AL)

579 547
Ben Franklin made fart jokes.



-

Shouldn't that be f-f-f-f-fart jokes?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (+y/Ru)


Crack me a ThThThThThThThThunder dent!

Posted by: Chaucer at September 28, 2018 11:55 AM (ymnmz)

580 561 >>Are there any potential D senators who will vote yes?

Tester might have to.


The obvious lot - Heitkamp, Manchin.

Posted by: Facebook at September 28, 2018 11:55 AM (1ahcT)

581 Cruz is doing better today than yesterday.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2018 11:55 AM (I2dne)

582
Exactly how the Spanish Inquisition was carried out.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (Ri0Ku)


No one was expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 28, 2018 11:55 AM (TAmPV)

583 Ay, but for the grace of Sock go I.

Posted by: JEM at September 28, 2018 11:55 AM (1ahcT)

584 512 Ric Flair, I can buy.
He was the man for a long, long time.

I crapped bigger than Ric Flair!
Posted by: Classy Freddie Blassie, Man Among Men at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (kqsXK)

Ric was prettier. He was the Nature Boy after all.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:56 AM (bcbK8)

585 Breaking, Plastics manufactuer bust in the biggest illegal alienated straws in history.

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2018 11:56 AM (dPd5y)

586 D'S offering to [KILL]sexual assault allegations v Judge K in exchange for immediate pullback of DECLAS.

-----

Yeah.

Just exactly how do you unspread butter again??

Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2018 11:56 AM (8XRCm)

587 "And at 2 PM we have Hands-On Report with Masturbatin' Pete. After that, it's Canal Zone at 3:30 PM with Zod and Palp. And don't miss The Glass Half Empty featuring Insomniac."

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (oZ6kz)


LOL!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 28, 2018 11:56 AM (kqsXK)

588 I'm with the pessimists who think this is the CYA for a "no" vote.



You want to be able to show how much you really, really wanted to vote "yes" but just couldn't.



Plus she stays in the news longer. You know she loves the swing vote attention.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 28, 2018 11:54 AM (yL25O)

She is a yes or she would have already said she was a no.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 28, 2018 11:56 AM (qpJwS)

589 >>>didn't Ben Franklin write fart jokes?<<<

Actually, he wrote an essay.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fart_Proudly

Posted by: Fritz at September 28, 2018 11:56 AM (2Mnv1)

590 I agree that details are not always remembered; the problem I had with her is that she apparently didn't remember anything that could be corroborated, not even whose house it was, but was still insistent that it was Kavanaugh. The witnesses she claimed did not support her. And yet, this circus went on.

I have a daughter--but I also have a son and these days I worry for him since it appears that presumption of innocence no longer applies.

Posted by: Lirio100 at September 28, 2018 11:56 AM (JK7Jw)

591 Internal polling coming in at DNC HQ is resulting in abuse of alcohol, methamphetamines, and some good shit off the street that Julie the intern was sent to buy. Having said that, these sippers will try, try again.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 28, 2018 11:56 AM (xzqr4)

592 581
Cruz is doing better today than yesterday.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2018 11:55 AM (I2dne)
Yesterday belonged to Sen Graham and Kav. I think Cruz understood that. He can bring the fire and fury today or on voting day.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 28, 2018 11:56 AM (a0IVu)

593 Guy Benson -- even after all this -- suggests the FBI send two agents to interview Mark Judge. He thinks this will placate Dems a bit.

So obviously he hadn't been awake the last two weeks. They haven't been, and won't be, soothed by anything short of the Judge's withdrawal from the process.

So: STFU.

Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMaHomesie at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM (wT9DW)

594
Former Dem Senator Barbara Boxer: Kavanaugh Looked Like Someone Who Could Attack a Woman

He has a penis

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM (TAmPV)

595 569 You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Mouse. A rebel.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (bcbK

But you won't find any straws in the basement of the Alamo.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 28, 2018 11:54 AM (Hn6S7)

I knew there was something I was supposed to check up on before going to Texas.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM (bcbK8)

596 The left is setting back credible rape accusations for a
generation, and they don't even realize it. They know not what they do.


"We're smart enough, we're good enough, and gosh darn it, people like us! We can fix it!"
--Democrats

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM (39g3+)

597 589 >>>didn't Ben Franklin write fart jokes?

Actually, he wrote an essay.
________________________________________

Dude needed a hobby.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM (vbJig)

598 Some Persians are Feline.

Posted by: ro-man at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM (RuIsu)

599 Pence and Trump will finish Donnelly off.

Posted by: HA at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM (MAstk)

600 Last night found a clean good quality copy of Shadow of the Thin Man on YouTube.

https://youtu.be/LcRSLyD1jY8

So anyone who wants to tune out of the modern circus...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM (dsq1T)

601 I don't own any firearms but this morning I witnessed a tree rat on my deck railing trying to get to the bird feeder. Right now I feel motivated to get myself a .22 Henry. I've been target shooting with my BF's piece and do OK if I may say so. Just have to bone up on local critter shooting ordinances.

Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM (DJFLF)

602 >>> Want to have fun? Find one of your acquaintances that has TDS and tell them that you are going to vote just to cancel out their vote. Tell them that their vote is therefore meaningless. Sometimes, you can get a ragestroke going.
Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (Rr52g)

Hah Roy! I might have to do that during the holidays this year, if I come out of the political closet and let my lefty family know I not only voted for Trump, but I love the guy. If they get cruel I will have to pull out your retort.

Posted by: LizLem at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM (hvf9s)

603 581 Cruz is doing better today than yesterday.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2018 11:55 AM (I2dne)

I don't think he's changing any minds; it's kind of boring.

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM (IIoSq)

604 575 >>Former Dem Senator Barbara Boxer: Kavanaugh Looked Like Someone Who Could Attack a Woman

And her mini-me Speier was one of the first to trot to the media yesterday about Kavanaugh's temperament.

Posted by: JEM at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM (1ahcT)

605 Tune in Sunday Evenings for my New Show on AoSHQ-TV :

I Suck, You Suck - with garrett

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM (ddyfx)

606 She is a yes or she would have already said she was a no.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 28, 2018 11:56 AM (qpJwS)

-------

I had read somewhere that she said couldn't vote yes unless she heard testimony from Mark Judge first. Since that was not gonna happen, I figured she was laying out a pretext for her inevitable no vote. Could've been fake news though. Don't remember where I read that...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* at September 28, 2018 11:58 AM (AzW6q)

607 what's Declas?

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2018 11:58 AM (dPd5y)

608 Mornin', Horde.

What fresh hell?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2018 11:58 AM (A5aDo)

609 593 Guy Benson -- even after all this -- suggests the FBI send two agents to interview Mark Judge. He thinks this will placate Dems a bit.
....


What an ignorant fuck.

Posted by: HA at September 28, 2018 11:58 AM (MAstk)

610 Committee vote at 1:30, then 30 hours of debate
starting over the weekend, then final vote on Tuesday sometime (no way
of telling because the DemonRats will undoubtedly contend that they just
need a couple more hours to round up a woman Kav looked at with lust in
his heart.)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 28, 2018 11:55 AM (RD7QR)

I am hoping that McConnell makes them stay this weekend and Kav gets a Sunday vote.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 28, 2018 11:58 AM (qpJwS)

611
If they run straight through the night, they can vote sometime late tomorrow. 


-----

Is that true?

Posted by: Myriad Jack at September 28, 2018 11:58 AM (Whlww)

612 601 I don't own any firearms but this morning I witnessed a tree rat on my deck railing trying to get to the bird feeder. Right now I feel motivated to get myself a .22 Henry. I've been target shooting with my BF's piece and do OK if I may say so. Just have to bone up on local critter shooting ordinances.
Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM (DJFLF)

Good on you.

Air rifles also work for air rats and are usually more tolerated in urban areas and they make some honeys nowadays.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:58 AM (bcbK8)

613 "details are not always remembered; the problem I had with her is that she apparently didn't remember anything that could be corroborated"

A "psychologist" who thinks memories are stored in the hippocampus? She's a fraud and a loon.

Posted by: gp at September 28, 2018 11:58 AM (mk9aG)

614 That sizzling sound you hear in the background is the Democrats getting roasted.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2018 11:58 AM (vbJig)

615 The other thing that bothers me with Ford's story

---

how about 2 guys try to rape you and then just walk back downstairs to the party.

That isn't how i used to I WOULD do it

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 28, 2018 11:58 AM (H28BC)

616 >>Actually, he wrote an essay.


He was my homie, Holmes.

Posted by: Esse at September 28, 2018 11:58 AM (ddyfx)

617 Brings their own plastic straws to Seattle!!!
Bastards!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:33 AM (0tfLf)

Yep, I smuggle in straws, plastic bags and inexpensive Pepsi from the free part of the state.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (bcbK

and cheap booze from Idaho!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2018 11:59 AM (d7Ww2)

618 Did you see the 4 asshole GOP governors who want the vote delayed?Of course one is Katshit.

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2018 11:59 AM (mCMQ5)

619 ryder cup! round 1 from france!

Shaddup-- grammie is on the thread, and TEH CUBBIES ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS!

Although I do wish for Kavanaugh's sake that the Nationals had taken the NL East. (I hope he continues to treat his friends to many more home games-- "bleacher friends," not "beach friends.")

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 28, 2018 11:59 AM (3C9q2)

620 600 Last night found a clean good quality copy of Shadow of the Thin Man on YouTube.

https://youtu.be/LcRSLyD1jY8

So anyone who wants to tune out of the modern circus...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM (dsq1T)

Thankee

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:59 AM (bcbK8)

621 Colonel Kurt Schlicter FTW!!!!
*SWOON*
Don't do that! Old Dude is well, old!

Posted by: Old Dude at September 28, 2018 11:59 AM (LGXGf)

622 599 Pence and Trump will finish Donnelly off.

We can't hire all the white male Senatorial rejects! It's hard enough for us to find a POC tranny to put on with Flake!

Posted by: CNN at September 28, 2018 11:59 AM (1ahcT)

623 Cook'n with Cannibal Bob
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 28, 2018 11:48 AM (H28BC)

Which he needs to do with a Cajun accent.
Posted by: Insomniac


*******


Etois, bruddahs and sistahs. Today we been makin' a mahty fine Ay-too-fay! How 'bout dem Saints, eh?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2018 11:59 AM (mvenn)

624 Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM

This is what good pellet rifles are for. Nice and quiet.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2018 12:00 PM (A5aDo)

625 Oh noes! Jesuit magazine withdraws support for Kavanaugh after Ford testimony.

https://tinyurl.com/yb4fqmp4

What worries me is why they supported him in the first place. Jesuits are notoriously liberal, even apart from Francis.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 28, 2018 12:00 PM (/qEW2)

626 Grassley asking Cruz to sum up so everybody gets a chance to speak.

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 12:00 PM (IIoSq)

627 I'm bidding on a CZ 83 in .380, lovely hardwood grips.

Wish me luck!

And now, off to work.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 12:00 PM (bcbK8)

628 Etois, bruddahs and sistahs. Today we been makin' a mahty fine Ay-too-fay! How 'bout dem Saints, eh?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2018 11:59 AM (mvenn)

Fust, we make da roux.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2018 12:00 PM (NWiLs)

629 461 "NOW that would be fun!

Posted by: Kemp at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (z8bUw) "

"And at 2 PM we have Hands-On Report with Masturbatin' Pete. After that, it's Canal Zone at 3:30 PM with Zod and Palp. And don't miss The Glass Half Empty featuring Insomniac."
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter
___________

I wouldn't want to miss the Ben Roethlisberger Comedy Hour.

Posted by: Furious George at September 28, 2018 12:00 PM (9vQJW)

630
I had read somewhere that she said couldn't vote yes unless she heard testimony from Mark Judge first.



She heard his written testimony under given under pain of perjury.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 28, 2018 12:00 PM (TAmPV)

631 Former Dem Senator Barbara Boxer: Kavanaugh Looked Like Someone Who Could Attack a Woman

-
So he must be removed from society because Minority Report.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2018 12:00 PM (+y/Ru)

632 Guy Benson -- even after all this -- suggests the FBI send two agents to interview Mark Judge. He thinks this will placate Dems a bit.

So obviously he hadn't been awake the last two weeks. They haven't been, and won't be, soothed by anything short of the Judge's withdrawal from the process.

So: STFU.
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMaHomesie at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM (wT9DW)
++++++++++
No placation. No quarter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2018 12:00 PM (I2dne)

633 "get myself a .22 Henry." You will regret getting a lever-action as soon as you get down into prone position. Leave the poor critters alone whydontcha?

Posted by: gp at September 28, 2018 12:00 PM (mk9aG)

634 Good on you.



Air rifles also work for air rats and are usually more tolerated in urban areas and they make some honeys nowadays.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:58 AM (bcbK


I may have to go that route because I'm embedded in suburbia. That freaking squirrel really pissed me off. Invasion of the tree rats.

Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2018 12:01 PM (DJFLF)

635 584 512 Ric Flair, I can buy.
He was the man for a long, long time.

I crapped bigger than Ric Flair!
Posted by: Classy Freddie Blassie, Man Among Men at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (kqsXK)

Ric was prettier. He was the Nature Boy after all.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:56 AM (bcbK


After the plane crash he took on the Nature Boy gimmick. Have you ever seen him before that? You would not recognize him. You'd go "Wait that was Ric Flair?"

Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2018 12:01 PM (cAnNx)

636 " Avanetti shoves his way into the party and starts waving around a dildo trying to get attention"

more than anything, this is what turned Americans off this circus. big mistake of the Dems to let him near a camera

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 28, 2018 12:01 PM (kCYWw)

637 I have a daughter--but I also have a son and these days I worry for him since it appears that presumption of innocence no longer applies.

--

If you have sons, have a talk with them about liberal women.

Essentially, the rule of law is that any woman can accuse any man that they have met in the past of rape with no evidence whatsoever and it is accepted as true. No matter what.


So... be careful out there. Especially you guys in college who hang out with liberal women.

Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2018 12:01 PM (QKV7o)

638 what's Declas?

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2018 11:58 AM (dPd5y)

Qanon reported that the Dems tried to make a deal with Trump. If he withdrew his order to declassify the documents he ordered declassified, the Dems would back off the Kavanaugh charges and make them go away.

I am assuming if such begging went on, Trump told them to GF themselves.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 28, 2018 12:01 PM (qpJwS)

639 618 Did you see the 4 asshole GOP governors who want the vote delayed?Of course one is Katshit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTmfwklFM-M

(it's that movie, I self-confess to thoughtcrime for knowing this scene exists)

Posted by: CNN at September 28, 2018 12:01 PM (1ahcT)

640
Cruz is pretty powerful.

Posted by: Indelible in my Hippocampus at September 28, 2018 12:01 PM (URwyc)

641 "And at 2 PM we have Hands-On Report with Masturbatin' Pete. After that, it's Canal Zone at 3:30 PM with Zod and Palp. And don't miss The Glass Half Empty featuring Insomniac.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (oZ6kz)

Cook'n with Cannibal Bob"
--------------

I am so happy I read this blog enough to get all these references! I LOLed!!!!

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 28, 2018 12:01 PM (aW5/6)

642 >>587 "And at 2 PM we have Hands-On Report with Masturbatin' Pete. After that, it's Canal Zone at 3:30 PM with Zod and Palp. And don't miss The Glass Half Empty featuring Insomniac." Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (oZ6kz)

Antipersonnel Paste Is The New Wall.

Posted by: Zod at September 28, 2018 12:01 PM (Bdeb0)

643 We need a Sock Manager on this site.

Posted by: JEM at September 28, 2018 12:01 PM (1ahcT)

644 Cruz is not in any way summing up.

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (IIoSq)

645 633
"get myself a .22 Henry." You will regret getting a lever-action as
soon as you get down into prone position. Leave the poor critters alone
whydontcha?

Posted by: gp at September 28, 2018 12:00 PM (mk9aG)

BF's rifle is not lever action. I will not leave the squirrels alone, my birdies' nutrition depends on the tree rats being removed.

Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (DJFLF)

646 This is what good pellet rifles are for. Nice and quiet.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2018 12:00 PM (A5aDo)

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Daisy 880 Powerline for the win.

Powerful, accurate, $50.00.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (8XRCm)

647 Boxer looks like somebody who should shut her whore mouth.

Posted by: runner at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (bUjCl)

648 607
what's Declas?

Posted by: willow at September 28, 2018 11:58 AM (dPd5y)

Declassification of the FISA documents.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (Hn6S7)

649 If liberal governors want to pressure the federal government to do something, maybe they can try and put the federalism toothpaste back in the tube.

Powerless idiot jagoffs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (AzW6q)

650 From Q:
PANIC IN DC
D'S offering to [KILL]sexual assault allegations v Judge K in exchange for immediate pullback of DECLAS.
POTUS: Judge K will be confirmed regardless...
Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (QKV7o)
-----------------
HA! 'He' posted that on the . . . 17th.

Posted by: Manatee of Doom at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (MouFt)

651 Coons up.

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (IIoSq)

652 Fust, we make da roux.

Gonna invite the whole Cajun Navy?

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (3C9q2)

653 >>We need a Sock Manager on this site.


This. My Jerksock is getting pretty crusty.

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (ddyfx)

654 You want to be able to show how much you really, really wanted to vote "yes" but just couldn't.

Yeah but not for squish GOP, for Dems, particularly those in Red States or facing tough election fights.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (39g3+)

655
" Avanetti shoves his way into the party and starts waving around a dildo trying to get attention"




That would be a good feat. How much does Bill Krystol weigh?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (9Om/r)

656 REMOVE TREE RAT

Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (DJFLF)

657 I am almost afraid to ask the Horde which show they think I should host for AoSHQ TV.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (dsq1T)

658 651 Coons up.
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (IIoSq)

That's pretty racist.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (NWiLs)

659 Actually, she did remember details that could have been corroborated. She identified multiple other people who were present, and they all refused to cortoborate her story.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 28, 2018 12:03 PM (KUBIs)

660 643 We need a Sock Manager on this site.
Posted by: JEM at September 28, 2018 12:01 PM (1ahcT)

$750.00 an hour.

Posted by: Sock Manager at September 28, 2018 12:03 PM (72PAC)

661 Is it racist to have a senator named "Coons"?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2018 12:03 PM (vbJig)

662 Why didn't the psycho raise these assault claims when Kavanaugh was going through a difficult confirmation to the Appellant Court. The stepping stone to the Supreme Court?

Because an assault by Kavanaugh never happened. Kavanaugh was named only after he became a SC nominee.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 28, 2018 12:03 PM (7oPmA)

663 651 Coons up.

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (IIoSq)


Raaaycist!

Posted by: jwb7605 at September 28, 2018 12:03 PM (uU9ws)

664 friggin "credible" canard again

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2018 12:03 PM (I2dne)

665 Oooh Lizzy, I Googled the Variety thing and it's fascinating.

Voice actress Rachel Butera mocked Ford's baby voice in the hearing, Twitter has memory holed her. Because of course it has. Poor lady, she will now be on the social media and Hollywood blacklist forever.

Her comment in her now memory holed vid:
"I just have this kind of a voice, like a baby, even though I'm a doctor and I'm on this media circus, political stage, and I have kids myself, that I don't know why I speak with vocal fry," Butera said in the video (pictured above) she posted on Twitter along with the comment: "I can't believe this is my voice, can you???. Dr. Christine Blasey-Vocal Fry-Ford."

I like the Fry-Ford quip.

Posted by: LizLem at September 28, 2018 12:03 PM (hvf9s)

666 Now why on earth would the Dems be against declassifying the FISA docs?

Posted by: eleven at September 28, 2018 12:03 PM (NLLmE)

667 657
I am almost afraid to ask the Horde which show they think I should host for AoSHQ TV.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (dsq1T)
Ettes should have a shopping show, no?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 28, 2018 12:03 PM (a0IVu)

668 649 If liberal governors want to pressure the federal government to do something, maybe they can try and put the federalism toothpaste back in the tube.

Powerless idiot jagoffs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (AzW6q)

==============

I demand a repeal of the 17th Amendment to give these states a direct say in the goings on of the federal government!

And the 16th Amendment, because why not?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 28, 2018 12:03 PM (8o3AL)

669 And just when you thought the Murphy Brown reboot couldn't be crustier - Hillary Clinton will be making a guest appearance!!


I know it's better if she keeps reminding people how awful she is, but why won't this woman get it through her addled brain: people don't like you, they've rejected you. GO AWAY!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2018 12:04 PM (W+vEI)

670 Did you see the 4 asshole GOP governors who want the vote delayed?Of course one is Katshit.

-
Governors are senators like I'm Pope.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2018 12:04 PM (+y/Ru)

671 Oooh...evil post.

Posted by: eleven at September 28, 2018 12:04 PM (NLLmE)

672 612
601 I don't own any firearms but this morning I witnessed a tree rat on
my deck railing trying to get to the bird feeder. Right now I feel
motivated to get myself a .22 Henry. I've been target shooting with my
BF's piece and do OK if I may say so. Just have to bone up on local
critter shooting ordinances.

Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM (DJFLF)



Good on you.



Air rifles also work for air rats and are usually more tolerated in urban areas and they make some honeys nowadays.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:58 AM (bcbK

And remember the 4 firearm safety rules1) Treat all guns as loaded, all the time
2) Never point it at anything you don't wish to destroy
3) Keep your booger hook off the bang switch until you are ready to fire
4) Know your target, and what is beyond it. Very important in more urban areas.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 28, 2018 12:04 PM (jxbfJ)

673 Oh noes! Jesuit magazine withdraws support for Kavanaugh after Ford testimony

The Jesuits need their own FBI investigation

Posted by: MR. KURD at September 28, 2018 12:04 PM (RzUqr)

674 Senator "C word".

Posted by: eleven at September 28, 2018 12:04 PM (NLLmE)

675 673
Oh noes! Jesuit magazine withdraws support for Kavanaugh after Ford testimony

The Jesuits need their own FBI investigation


Posted by: MR. KURD at September 28, 2018 12:04 PM (RzUqr)

It amazes me that they still are considered Catholics.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 28, 2018 12:04 PM (jxbfJ)

676 DoItDoItDoItOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseDoItDoItDoItDoIt

Watch out. That incantation didn't work for John Oliver. I think it's a curse that backfires.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at September 28, 2018 12:04 PM (59GGI)

677 Biden's successor. That's all you need to know.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2018 12:05 PM (vbJig)

678 STFU Coons. It is *often* appropriate to question a senator's motives. So long as days end in "y" it shall often be appropriate to question a senator's motives.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2018 12:05 PM (I2dne)

679 I shoot at the moon, that wretched looming pale orb. Far more sporting. Observe it now, while it is still aloft.

Posted by: gp at September 28, 2018 12:05 PM (mk9aG)

680 I demand a repeal of the 17th Amendment to give these states a direct say in the goings on of the federal government!

And the 16th Amendment, because why not?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 28, 2018 12:03 PM (8o3AL)

I still maintain the most immediate and probable way to bring this country back from the brink is to repeal those two amendments.

Doing so is another matter entirely.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 28, 2018 12:05 PM (72PAC)

681 >>Jesuit magazine withdraws support for Kavanaugh


Fucking splitters.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2018 12:05 PM (ddyfx)

682 Cruz is pretty powerful.
Posted by: Indelible in my Hippocampus at September 28, 2018 12:01 PM (URwyc)

Cruz is not in any way summing up.
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (IIoSq)


This will always amaze me.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 28, 2018 12:05 PM (7oPmA)

683 Can't wait 'til Rush comes on so I can turn FOX off.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 28, 2018 12:05 PM (Ri0Ku)

684 636 " Avanetti shoves his way into the party and starts waving around a dildo trying to get attention"

more than anything, this is what turned Americans off this circus. big mistake of the Dems to let him near a camera


Ooh, shiny boy, I'll spread, got any superdelegates?

Posted by: Kamala Harris at September 28, 2018 12:05 PM (1ahcT)

685 Saint Hillary was of the Bollard

Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2018 12:05 PM (mCMQ5)

686 674 Senator "C word".
Posted by: eleven at September 28, 2018 12:04 PM (NLLmE)

There's also Crapo.

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 12:05 PM (IIoSq)

687 Now why on earth would the Dems be against declassifying the FISA docs?


=

that is a billion dollar question

Posted by: runner sorovich at September 28, 2018 12:05 PM (bUjCl)

688 The donks won't allow a vote until the anonymous donations start tailing off sufficiently.

A lot of money can be squeezed out of a vote like this. Never let anything go for free. Just ask anybody from IL.

Posted by: ro-man at September 28, 2018 12:05 PM (RuIsu)

689 657 I am almost afraid to ask the Horde which show they think I should host for AoSHQ TV.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (dsq1T)

---

beauty tips. moar facials.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 28, 2018 12:05 PM (H28BC)

690 Samuel L Jackson, FBI agent, to the Jesuits, "What's in your black robes?"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 28, 2018 12:05 PM (dsq1T)

691 A "psychologist" who thinks memories are stored in the hippocampus? She's a fraud and a loon.

I agree with both characterizations, I think she's mentally unstable and barely able to pretend to know about her alleged expertise. How she got a doctorate in this says more about the state of pyschology than anything about her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2018 12:06 PM (39g3+)

692 336 I was in my car yesterday wishing Sirius XM had a channel that read the AOS comments in real time.
Posted by: Tami

>We could pitch money in for a satellite dish, a vocaloid program, and probably a licence from Sirius XM.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at September 28, 2018 11:35 AM (9QyRV)

I'm in!

Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2018 12:06 PM (cF8AT)

693 2) Never point it at anything you don't wish to destroy
See this part may be a problem.


My mom told me when I was four years old I was really mad at her about something. She was hanging curtains at the time. When she came down from the step stool, she was surprised to see me aiming a curtain rod at her yelling:


"I'm gonna shoot you!'

Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2018 12:06 PM (DJFLF)

694
The Jesuits need their own FBI investigation


Posted by: MR. KURD at September 28, 2018 12:04 PM (RzUqr)

It amazes me that they still are considered Catholics.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


Mister, we could use a man like Clement XIV again.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2018 12:06 PM (BWL+E)

695 "And at 2 PM we have Hands-On Report with Masturbatin' Pete. After that, it's Canal Zone at 3:30 PM with Zod and Palp. And don't miss The Glass Half Empty featuring Insomniac."
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter
___________

I wouldn't want to miss the Ben Roethlisberger Comedy Hour.


Posted by: Furious George at September 28, 2018 12:00 PM (9vQJW)


I always stay up for "The Hour of Glower" with MWR and AtC.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 28, 2018 12:06 PM (kqsXK)

696 I am almost afraid to ask the Horde which show they think I should host for AoSHQ TV.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (dsq1T)


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"Combat Aircraft of WWII.... The Documentary"

Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2018 12:06 PM (8XRCm)

697 Coons: "I am certain that Feinstein and her staff did not leak the documents before that date because it was not theirs to do so."

?

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 12:06 PM (IIoSq)

698 this coons guy - meh - his picture should be included in the article that described the alarming drop in sperm count of western men

Posted by: MR. KURD at September 28, 2018 12:06 PM (RzUqr)

699 Sounds like coons is trying to save difi from censure for holding the letter. Problem w that is even after it was leaked, she refused to give Grassley an unredacted copy until he sent a letter demanding it.

Posted by: Ever at September 28, 2018 12:06 PM (OLS0m)

700 "get back to the important work of finding solutions"

Yeah, right. Don't make me laugh, I have a weak kidney.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 28, 2018 12:06 PM (FTlwv)

701 >>Oooh Lizzy, I Googled the Variety thing and it's fascinating.



Is the clip online? I only saw the Variety description of it...

Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2018 12:07 PM (W+vEI)

702 Minnesota senators are properly compared to a roll of scotch tape.


I thought it was rutabagas.


Actually, it's lutefisk.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 28, 2018 12:07 PM (3C9q2)

703 most Jesuits deserve the outdoor barbecue.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 28, 2018 12:07 PM (kCYWw)

704 Collins will vote yes and give Mus cover to vote yes. She knows the stakes.
Weasel Joe will vote yes and so will Tester.

It's a done deal, vote tomorrow so he can be seated on the new court.

Posted by: Kemp at September 28, 2018 12:07 PM (z8bUw)

705 651 Coons up.
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (IIoSq)


Too bad there's not a "Sen. Bottoms" on the judiciary committee.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 28, 2018 12:07 PM (WVZ82)

706 It would seem that the Democrats having been revealed to be craven, duplicitous, amoral, evil, twisted and sick bastards, have decided to double down.


Trump you magnificent bastard, you may just have Jedi mind tricked them into destroying themselves.


Also, it proves what you can accomplish if you stay on the offensive and don't apologize.


It also seems as if Lindsey Graham's remarks have turned the tide.


Bravo Senator Graham, Bravo.


Posted by: Kreplach at September 28, 2018 12:07 PM (mv+Oj)

707 Coons and Blumenthal are two very untelegenic men.

Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 12:07 PM (mlmZR)

708 >>> " Avanetti shoves his way into the party and starts waving around a dildo trying to get attention"

The court/police documents about his behavior to his ex wife, using his child as a political pawn in their divorce proceedings and screaming at her in the kid's presence, demanding to be let into the house...guy is a preening, infantile psycho.

Posted by: LizLem at September 28, 2018 12:07 PM (hvf9s)

709 Now why on earth would the Dems be against declassifying the FISA docs?

---

My guess?


Hillary/DNC/ O paid for the dossier, knew it was fake, and pushed it to the MSM so that they could spy on Trump.

I believe the phrase is "dirty tricks." That probably lead back to their god Obama.

Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2018 12:07 PM (QKV7o)

710 I think the accuracy of polling and surveys has taken another downward turn this week. Let's see, you called me, so you have my phone number... *click!*

Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2018 12:08 PM (ZiMvv)

711 If ford socialized w Judge K on "multiple occasions", why did her BFF of the time SHE never even knew Judge K?

Posted by: Ever at September 28, 2018 12:08 PM (OLS0m)

712 Please stop this nonsense! These asshole never shut up! Between Intelligence Agents texting each other, Bureaucratic Agency personnel harassing US citizens and Congresspersons pontificating endlessly, is it a wonder nothing gets done?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 28, 2018 12:08 PM (v1udk)

713 Sports trivia: Flair's back was broken in three places in the crash, but his penis went on to Wilmington and wrestled Wahoo McDaniel to an hour draw.

Posted by: Sportscaster in a Plaid Jacket at September 28, 2018 12:08 PM (ismre)

714 How she got a doctorate in this says more about the state of pyschology than anything about her.
_______________________________________

If you're willing to lay out the big bucks, they'll make you a doctor of anything.

When it comes to junk science like psychology, a doctorate is as obtainable as your $150,000 in student loans.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2018 12:08 PM (vbJig)

715 I demand a repeal of the 17th Amendment to give these states a direct say in the goings on of the federal government!

And the 16th Amendment, because why not?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


19th. Get the feelz out of government.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 12:09 PM (YxTUV)

716 186 So I guess Graham is sort of like A-Rod. Hyped up a lot, tended to choke when it mattered, then went nuclear (A-Rod in the 2009 playoffs). Plus they're both closet 'mos.

I don't think Graham has the physique of a steroid user, though.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 28, 2018 11:19 AM (oZ6kz)

Does Hormone Replacement Therapy count as steroids?


Sorry, force of habit.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (KUaJL)


I'd bet Mz Linzee takes her steroids second-hand, orally. And occasionally in suppository form.

Posted by: cornbred at September 28, 2018 12:09 PM (m/v5g)

717 Shadow of the Thin Man wasn't the strongest of the series, but its still pretty good.

And just when you thought the Murphy Brown reboot couldn't be crustier - Hillary Clinton will be making a guest appearance!!

This 90s nostalgia thing reminds me of Al Bundy remembering his all-state game where he had 4 touchdowns. Its aging boomers trying to regain what they considered their 30-something glory days.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2018 12:09 PM (39g3+)

718 Coons and Blumenthal are two very untelegenic men.
Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 12:07 PM (mlmZR)
++++++++
That's a weird way to spell "cretinous"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2018 12:09 PM (I2dne)

719
"I am certain that Feinstein and her staff did not leak the documents before that date because it was not theirs to do so." ?

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 12:06 PM (IIoSq)


You honor I am certain my client didn't rob that liquer store because it was not his to do so.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 28, 2018 12:09 PM (TAmPV)

720 >>685 Saint Hillary was of the Bollard
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2018 12:05 PM (mCMQ5)

...from the small English Midlands village of Boxwine-on-Tap.

Posted by: Zod at September 28, 2018 12:09 PM (Bdeb0)

721 Coons and Blumenthal are two very untelegenic men.

Isn't there a saying that politics is Hollywood for ugly people?

Posted by: Henry Waxman at September 28, 2018 12:09 PM (Ydn2k)

722 Collins will vote yes and give Mus cover to vote yes. She knows the stakes.
Weasel Joe will vote yes and so will Tester.

It's a done deal, vote tomorrow so he can be seated on the new court.


Posted by: Kemp at September 28, 2018 12:07 PM (z8bUw)

Collins Yes, Murk Yes... but Donnelly already announced he is a no and Tester to my knowledge hasn't said anything.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 28, 2018 12:09 PM (qpJwS)

723 705 651 Coons up.
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (IIoSq)

Too bad there's not a "Sen. Bottoms" on the judiciary committee.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 28, 2018 12:07 PM (WVZ82)

Or a Tymes.

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 12:09 PM (IIoSq)

724 712: The primary goal is to get reelected and some graft money for the family

Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 12:10 PM (mlmZR)

725 I am almost afraid to ask the Horde which show they think I should host for AoSHQ TV.

---

At least you get the beauty tips show.

Pretty sure my show is going to be "Shibumi the Conspiracy Crazysphere."

"Today we're talking to Anonymous, a 4Chan pol poster who hates everyone and is interested in sex bots."

Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2018 12:10 PM (QKV7o)

726 709 Now why on earth would the Dems be against declassifying the FISA docs?

Two words:

1. O
2. Bama

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2018 12:10 PM (vbJig)

727 >>penis went on to Wilmington and wrestled Wahoo McDaniel to an hour draw.
Posted by: Sportscaster in a Plaid Jacket at September 28, 2018 12:08 PM (ismre)

Face. Heel. Dick.

Posted by: Zod at September 28, 2018 12:10 PM (Bdeb0)

728 There's an "Upper Bottom Road" around here, which, ironically, is paved.

Posted by: ro-man at September 28, 2018 12:10 PM (RuIsu)

729 721: Yeah, but these guys make Durbin look like Cary Grant.

Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 12:10 PM (mlmZR)

730 Oh, never mind. I retract what I said before about Coons. He only wanted to pause for a week, so the unchecked character assassination would continue but have an end date, allowing a vote before the midterms but with their desired outcome. I must stand down. Coons is just terribly honorable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2018 12:10 PM (I2dne)

731 555
Believe the wimminz! And look at my boobs!



> Posted by: Alissa Milano at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (786Ro)



They're too big for me



I do not understand those words in that order.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 28, 2018

*
*
That's usually true of me too. But there are actually some females in the "adult" film industry who are too big up top for my taste.

Not many . . . but a few.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2018 12:11 PM (/ZWeB)

732 Coons: I just want one week.

Like, um, Klobuchar just asked for? Hmm/

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 12:11 PM (IIoSq)

733 Sexbots huh? Keep Anonymous away from Uni and me....

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 28, 2018 12:11 PM (dsq1T)

734 Muh dairy is full O'Cows...wot am I doing wrong?

Signed Sen Hirota.

p.s an pineapples too.....

Posted by: saf at September 28, 2018 12:11 PM (5IHGB)

735 LOL dems can't make up their minds. Klobuchar said the FBI investigation of Anita Hill took 3 days. Coons says it took 4 days. Guess one of them didn't get their talking points right.

Posted by: Ever at September 28, 2018 12:11 PM (OLS0m)

736 creepy NOOD

Posted by: Max Power at September 28, 2018 12:11 PM (q177U)

737 680 I demand a repeal of the 17th Amendment to give these states a direct say in the goings on of the federal government!

And the 16th Amendment, because why not?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 28, 2018 12:03 PM (8o3AL)

I still maintain the most immediate and probable way to bring this country back from the brink is to repeal those two amendments.

Doing so is another matter entirely.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 28, 2018 12:05 PM (72PAC)

==========

We can adopt the leftist method and get Conservative Living Constitutionalists who will deem the two amendments to the Constitution to be unconstitutional.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 28, 2018 12:11 PM (8o3AL)

738 Found the clip Lizzy on Vimeo! Rachel does a very good impression, as befits a voice actor.

https://vimeo.com/292192821

Liberals cannot stand being mocked, no wonder Rachel got memory holed.

Posted by: LizLem at September 28, 2018 12:11 PM (hvf9s)

739 >>Coons: I just want one week.


Too. Fucking. Bad.

Call The Vote

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2018 12:12 PM (yu9D4)

740 721
Coons and Blumenthal are two very untelegenic men.



Isn't there a saying that politics is Hollywood for ugly people?

Posted by: Henry Waxman at September 28, 2018 12:09 PM (Ydn2k)


Like not smart?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 28, 2018 12:12 PM (ymnmz)

741 One week, one week, one weeeek ....

Posted by: runner at September 28, 2018 12:12 PM (bUjCl)

742 Mister, we could use a man like Clement XIV again.


Amen to that!!!! We could use a good suppression right about now. Jesuits or the Dems - I'd take either one at the moment

Posted by: MR. KURD at September 28, 2018 12:12 PM (RzUqr)

743 Coons: Ford had nothing to gain.

$900,00o at last count, I think.

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 12:12 PM (IIoSq)

744 732 Coons: I just want one week.


I hear that all the time.

Posted by: Vinny the Loan Shark at September 28, 2018 12:12 PM (vbJig)

745 Regarding Graham's sudden apparent spine, I think its two things.

First, Kavanaugh is One Of The Club© he's acceptable and went to all the right schools, etc. So he's in, and a good guy according to Graham.

Second, Graham's seat is rock solid safe and he's not up for election, so he got the nod to be the attack dog -- doubly effective because he's usually such a squish and its shocking to people, particularly reporters.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2018 12:12 PM (39g3+)

746 Also, it proves what you can accomplish if you stay on the offensive and don't apologize.


It also seems as if Lindsey Graham's remarks have turned the tide.

Bravo Senator Graham, Bravo.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 28, 2018 12:07 PM (mv+Oj)
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And as bad as that prosecutor was in asking questions, apparently she met with the Rep caucus and said "Nah bro, I'd never bring this into a court room."

Posted by: WisRich at September 28, 2018 12:12 PM (G0vdT)

747 Mornin', all! Are you sure most of you guys don't work comedy? I know, I know, truth bombs aren't funny to the left.......especially late-night! Gotta run.....keep the funny going, if you can! Sure helps with all the awful stuff that's going on...

Posted by: misslurk'ette at September 28, 2018 12:12 PM (GDpRb)

748 OK, so once Kav is in...


Can we get back to the FISA Docs?


Seeing as how the President ordered their release... oh.... more than 10 days ago?


or will it REALLY be... #TwoWeeks

Posted by: Don Q at September 28, 2018 12:12 PM (NgKpN)

749 stomp thread up

Posted by: DanMan at September 28, 2018 12:12 PM (QMG5F)

750 736 creepy NOOD
Posted by: Max Power at September 28, 2018 12:11 PM (q177U)

thanks

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 12:12 PM (IIoSq)

751 "the inside poop on the world of late antiquity", by boulder terlit hobo

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 28, 2018 12:13 PM (kCYWw)

752 Sexbots huh? Keep Anonymous away from Uni and me....

---

Oh, don't worry. I'll have political guests too.

"On today's show, Anonymous Coward from GLP shows us evidence that these leading politicians are Reptillian aliens. The list will suprrise you!"



Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2018 12:13 PM (QKV7o)

753 Coons: I just want one week.

Fine. We'll give you last week.

Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2018 12:13 PM (Ydn2k)

754 We can adopt the leftist method and get Conservative Living Constitutionalists who will deem the two amendments to the Constitution to be unconstitutional.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 28, 2018 12:11 PM (8o3AL)

Hell yeah.

Posted by: Random Texan Judge at September 28, 2018 12:13 PM (72PAC)

755 From Q:
PANIC IN DC
D'S offering to [KILL]sexual assault allegations v Judge K in exchange for immediate pullback of DECLAS.
POTUS: Judge K will be confirmed regardless...
Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (QKV7o)
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HA! 'He' posted that on the . . . 17th.
Posted by: Manatee of Doom at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (MouFt)
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I'm going with "coincidence" there but still funny. Several posts days before about requests for meetings w/POTUS from Rosenstein all rebuffed by POTUS.


Posted by: Manatee of Doom at September 28, 2018 12:14 PM (MouFt)

756 I had a radical Leftist, Joo-hating professor who argued that the remarkably low incidence of rape among IDF combat troops was proof positive of their racism against Arabs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* at September 28, 2018 11:29 AM (AzW6q)

Or maybe Pali wimmenz just smell real bad, on account of not bathing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2018 12:15 PM (iwUO9)

757 No kidding - when I was 16, my best friend's dog bit me. I got down on the ground and bit him right back. He never did it again.

----------------

Have you ever told a nasty joke? If yes, then two strikes it is. Another will require an FBI investigation.

Posted by: Undocumented at September 28, 2018 12:16 PM (Pby3z)

758 Coons up.

-
And gone!

Posted by: Gregory Hines at September 28, 2018 12:16 PM (+y/Ru)

759 663 651 Coons up.

Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (IIoSq)

Raaaycist!


Typed affirmative action remark, deleted.

Posted by: JEM at September 28, 2018 12:16 PM (1ahcT)

760 Coons: I just want one week.

Lying fuck! You had your chance. Thank that fucking relic ranking member, then shove it! You pissed off Grasshole, and he didn't get his nappy, so GFY!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 28, 2018 12:17 PM (v1udk)

761 Someone needs to point out the falsity of those "told her friends" bs. IIRC, witnesses did not support the fact that she named specifically Judge K, except the witness who claimed she did also claimed he was on the original WH list that he was not.

Posted by: Ever at September 28, 2018 12:18 PM (OLS0m)

762 Someone needs to point out the falsity of those "told her friends" bs.

Not just "friends", but "beach friends!" The extra crispy type of "friends", with great legal advise!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 28, 2018 12:20 PM (v1udk)

763 Sexual groper Cory Booker speaking.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2018 12:23 PM (hECVl)

764 McKonehead better schedule the full Senate vote tonight or tomorrow. NO delays turtle.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 28, 2018 12:24 PM (r9UYA)

765 A lot of Persians are very white.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (1WEir)

They are authentically Aryans, after all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2018 12:24 PM (iwUO9)

766 Jeffrey Toobin's 2012 atricle in the New Yorker set off the chain of events. It was a profile of Kavanagh, and described a circuit court opinion of his that could be interpreted as the executive right to not enforce settled law.

It went on to decsribe Kavanagh's beliefs.

Chrissie Ford reads it. Talks about it with her even-more-left husband. Researches K and finds he was sort of in the same high school scene as she back then.

Given that she was a hard-drinking slut back then, she may have had a grope encounter at a h.s. house drinkathon. Not the life changing event she decribed, but enough to be a dim memory years later.

Hubby likely says what's the chance it was that asshole Kavanagh. Let's go see one of those memory shrinks.

The go and play Ouiji board or whatever with the shrink, see if this little seed of thought can sprout. It does, but she still cannot see the groper in her mind as K.

But she is acutely aware of K as a threat to her leftist worldview. The Toobin article, the fact that Romney had him #1 on his short list for SCOTUS if elected, it was all playing in her mind, her husband's, and egged forward in wine-soaked dinner parties with their leftist beach friends.

Trump gets elected, it knocks her head a couple more notches off kilter. She does the WomensMarch, considers herself a full time resistace soldier, and then the shit hits the fan for her. Kennedy announces he will retire, Kav is short listed and then numero uno as nominee.

Pop goes the memory lighbulb about that grope session at the house party. It HAD to have been K!

Her simple mind, goaded by her husband's rantings, fleshes out the story. Let's write a letter!

The letter can shut this down, they decide, if we can play it right. How do we do it and keep anonymous? Can we remain so? Is it worth it, even to be exposed? They decide yes, but hope that an anonymous claim can make the soft Republicans back away in this ere of #MeToo.

We know the rest.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at September 28, 2018 12:24 PM (kSGNV)

767 At least you get the beauty tips show.

Pretty sure my show is going to be "Shibumi the Conspiracy Crazysphere."

"Today we're talking to Anonymous, a 4Chan pol poster who hates everyone and is interested in sex bots."


Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2018 12:10 PM (QKV7o)


I'd get the Necrophilia Hour.

"This is a picture of Anna Held. She died in 1918. I'd have hit that harder than Freddie Blassie dropping Ric Flair to the mat."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 28, 2018 12:31 PM (kqsXK)

768 Wait, the American Bra Association wants the FBI to investigate?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2018 11:46 AM (BWL+E)

They can't support Kavanaugh; they only support boobs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2018 12:39 PM (iwUO9)

769 594


Former Dem Senator Barbara Boxer: Kavanaugh Looked Like Someone Who Could Attack a Woman



He has a penis

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM (TAmPV)


Yeah. You never know.

Posted by: Ted Bundy at September 28, 2018 12:48 PM (AzV8L)

770 Posted by: Les Kinetic at September 28, 2018 12:24 PM (kSGNV)



But if Ford's husband were that involved, wouldn't he have been there yesterday?

(Or was he and I'm out to lunch?)

Posted by: creeper at September 28, 2018 12:53 PM (AzV8L)

771 Of the privlaged little Fruite Flakes who give more protection to lizards and rats then they do the unborn

Posted by: Tamaa the Bird 1000 Voices at September 28, 2018 04:03 PM (wGqjj)

772 Why didn't OregonMuse get the barrel?!

Posted by: GWB at September 28, 2018 06:42 PM (1XOEC)

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