Former Fusion GPS Employee: Almost Every Claim We Made About Paul Manafort Was Wrong and I Regret Having Pushed This Hoax On to the Public

Chuck Ross reporting.

#SalonHot25 hardest hit.

A former contractor for Fusion GPS claims the opposition research firm got its investigation of former Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort "almost completely wrong."

Graham Stack, who was hired by Fusion GPS in July 2016, writes in the Kyiv Post that he "share[s] the blame" for creating what he now says is a false narrative that Manafort worked for the Ukrainian government to advance a pro-Russia agenda.

"There have been scores of media articles about Manafort -- and 90 percent regurgitate the simplistic narrative of Manafort as a Kremlin trojan horse," Stack wrote at the Kyiv Post.

"This narrative was developed by Washington commercial intelligence firm Fusion GPS in 2016, as part of their now famous dossier on Trump, distributed widely among major media outlets," Stack continued.

...

Stack, who has written for the Organized Crime and Corruption Reporting Project, argues that Manafort's work in Ukraine did not advance Russia’s interests.

"What we got wrong about Manafort -- and what Mueller has got partly right in his indictment -- is that Manafort was nothing like a pro-Kremlin influence on the former Ukrainian President Viktor Yanukovych, as the dossier alleged. Instead, Manafort was one of the driving forces pushing Yanukovych towards signing the agreement with the EU. The Kremlin has every reason to hate him," Stack wrote.

"Manafort was amazingly successful in bringing Ukraine into the Western fold," he said.

OUT: Manafort is a secret agent for Russia

IN: Manafort is a double-super-secret agent for the E.U.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:36 PM




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1 Wow Flake on board to vote if Ford is a no show.

Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2018 05:37 PM (MAstk)

2 2nd

Posted by: Timon at September 18, 2018 05:38 PM (eiZez)

3 3rd?

Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 18, 2018 05:38 PM (A1BaR)

4 This won't make the NYT above the fold anytime soon.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at September 18, 2018 05:38 PM (O9qtX)

5 Stack, who has written for the Organized Crime and Corruption Reporting Project,

Is that the New York Times or ABC News?

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2018 05:38 PM (n6bs1)

6 I'm shocked, shocked I tell you that someone made up bullshit about a Trump associate...Trump should print this out, put it in a cardboard tube and shove it up Mueller's as he fires him.

Posted by: Timon at September 18, 2018 05:39 PM (eiZez)

7 Gorsuch and Kavanaugh went to the same prep school and the rumor is that She Ford sent a letter naming Gorsuch when he was being confirmed and it would make sense because she couldn't remember what year the attack happened because she wanted to get both of these guys.


She's crazy.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 18, 2018 05:39 PM (dKiJG)

8 Translation: So, uh, drop your prosecution of the Podestas, OK?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 05:39 PM (W+vEI)

9 He also writes for the Ancient Slavonaut Newsletter.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 05:39 PM (4ErVI)

10 When has the left ever let the facts get in the way of the agenda?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2018 05:40 PM (OLCnA)

11 Well what ever he w as manafort got but fucked but good...sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 05:40 PM (9MKXa)

12 Where does Manafort go to get his life back?

His career, his reputation, the weeks (months?) spent in solitary confinement???

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 05:40 PM (W+vEI)

13 Sooo,
Does this mean the Russian collusion narrative is over? I'm having a hard time keeping all this horseshit straight.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2018 05:40 PM (myjNJ)

14 Not top ten!

Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 05:40 PM (hVHEm)

15 I love what Gutfeld said a few minutes ago about Carter Page:

"Wouldn't it be awesome if he turned out to be the most deadly Russian assassin ever?!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 05:40 PM (ptqGC)

16 the rumor is that She Ford sent a letter naming Gorsuch when he was being confirmed

If it's a rumor, it's a fact. Beyond reproach.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM (n6bs1)

17 I thought Gorsuch was from Colorado

Posted by: Jonah at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM (HrSJb)

18 Gee... imagine my surprise... when I've only been pointing out all along that Russia INVADED the Ukraine!

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM (vDqXW)

19 Gorsuch and Kavanaugh went to the same prep school and the rumor is that She Ford sent a letter naming Gorsuch when he was being confirmed and it would make sense because she couldn't remember what year the attack happened because she wanted to get both of these guys.


She's crazy.

------

I love that this unlikely rumor is being pushed. The truth will set you free.

Keep pushing it. The truth is irrelevant.

Posted by: SH at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM (sX1BW)

20 Since Trump announced the declassification, it sounds like the cows are coming home to roost.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM (jDF8P)

21 I am glad he's sorry. I am glad he came forward. I am glad he is shedding light on this.

I still hope he gets sued for defamation and thrown away for whatever crimes he surely committed. Contrition is good for the soul and necessary for his eventual salvation - but justice must exist, too.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM (I2dne)

22 Take away Mueller's Security clearance, and dissbar him

Posted by: Jonah at September 18, 2018 05:42 PM (HrSJb)

23 If the Dems think Kavanaugh is really guilty, why is that enough to keep him off the Supreme Court, but the the Appeals?

You think they would be pushing to get him completely disbarred.

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at September 18, 2018 05:42 PM (mFUyp)

24 17
I thought Gorsuch was from Colorado

He'll have to prove it. Her word is unimpeachable.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 18, 2018 05:42 PM (hqZPQ)

25 A lot help that does Manafort now that he's facing life in Prison.

I love how these guys clear the conscious after the point of no return.

Posted by: WisRich at September 18, 2018 05:42 PM (G0vdT)

26 Someone is trying to cover their ass before Discovery hauls them into court.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 18, 2018 05:42 PM (xJa6I)

27 the rumor is that She Ford sent a letter naming Gorsuch when he was being confirmed

I heard Rush bring that up while I was driving to the salon to get re-blonded/Kohn'd.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 05:42 PM (ptqGC)

28 FAKE GNUS!!!!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 05:42 PM (2sCft)

29 To what charges did Manafort plead guilty ?

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2018 05:42 PM (bUjCl)

30 Not so much 'wrong' as 'right for the moment.'

Let's not pretend that Fusion GPS is troubled by facts.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 05:42 PM (oVJmc)

31 Where does Manafort go to get his life back?

His career, his reputation, the weeks (months?) spent in solitary confinement???
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 05:40 PM (W+vEI)


Mueller is making America a big fluffy omelet. You just have to accept that he's going to break a few eggs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2018 05:42 PM (Mouru)

32 Sorry, this rings hollow when it comes immediately after Manafort made a deal (i.e. can't be saved from prosecution).

GFY, buddy



(And I'm not even a Manafort fan)

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 05:42 PM (W+vEI)

33 I love that this unlikely rumor is being pushed. The truth will set you free.

Keep pushing it. The truth is irrelevant.
Posted by: SH at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM (sX1BW)
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Well, it would traumatize the sources to verify it. It's best just to do the right thing, and accuse her of it.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2018 05:42 PM (vDqXW)

34 Top. Men.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2018 05:43 PM (ctuyM)

35 Since Trump announced the declassification, it sounds like the cows are coming home to roost.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM (jDF8P)

Cows? Roosting? That's crazy talk!

Posted by: A Flying Pig at September 18, 2018 05:43 PM (hVHEm)

36 Juan Williams needs to wear a protective helmet when he leaves the house.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 05:43 PM (ptqGC)

37 the rumor is that She Ford sent a letter naming Gorsuch when he was being confirmed

Hah!


Gorsuch and Kavanaugh WERE AT THE SAME DAMN PARTY!!!!

What are the odds, man?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2018 05:43 PM (Mouru)

38 So Manafort is actually a good guy???

This Washington game bewilders me.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 05:43 PM (LISuA)

39 Unexpectedly.

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 18, 2018 05:43 PM (LFaED)

40 Gorsuch and Kavanaugh went to the same prep school
and the rumor is that She Ford sent a letter naming Gorsuch when he was
being confirmed and it would make sense because she couldn't remember
what year the attack happened because she wanted to get both of these
guys.





She's crazy.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 18, 2018 05:39 PM (dKiJG)

She didn't know the name until 2017 either...strange that.

Posted by: Timon at September 18, 2018 05:43 PM (eiZez)

41 17
I thought Gorsuch was from Colorado


Posted by: Jonah at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM (HrSJb)

So is Coors.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 05:44 PM (UsCnO)

42 28 FAKE GNUS!!!!
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 05:42 PM (2sCft)

I read that as 'fake guns' and went into a cold sweat for a second.

I need to go hug my guns right after I hug my dog.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 18, 2018 05:44 PM (xJa6I)

43 Since Trump announced the declassification, it sounds like the cows are coming home to roost.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM (jDF8P)

++++
Did you drop an "r" from "crows" or were you just being extra witty?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 05:44 PM (2sCft)

44 Since Trump announced the declassification, it sounds like the cows are coming home to roost.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM


And there goes the neighborhood.

Posted by: The Chicken at September 18, 2018 05:44 PM (ctuyM)

45 This Washington game bewilders me.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 05:43 PM (LISuA)


It's Swamp Creatures all the way down. The swamp could use more gators and water moccasins.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 05:44 PM (ptqGC)

46 >> I thought Gorsuch was from Colorado


Yes, but his mom was Reagan's Sec. of Interior, IIRC, so he would have been living in DC then.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 05:44 PM (W+vEI)

47
...
GFY, buddy

(And I'm not even a Manafort fan)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 05:42 PM (W+vEI)
++++++++
Is that "Good for you" or "Go f*ck yourself?"

/sarc

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 18, 2018 05:44 PM (I2dne)

48 Sick of this so here's my GAINZZZ pre workout drink:
12 oz Diet Coke mixed with
1 tsp creatine
1 tsp Citrulline
1/2 tsp Beta Alanine

Posted by: Regular joe at September 18, 2018 05:45 PM (7PllL)

49 I thought Gorsuch was from Colorado


Posted by: Jonah at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM (HrSJb)

So is Coors.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 05:44 PM (UsCnO)
+++++
So is legalized recreational pot. See how the dots are being connected?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 05:45 PM (2sCft)

50 20
Since Trump announced the declassification, it sounds like the cows are coming home to roost.


Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM (jDF8P)

Warning: do NOT stand under the telephone wire where those cows are.

It is going to get real messy.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 05:45 PM (UsCnO)

51 Gorsuch and Kavanaugh WERE AT THE SAME DAMN PARTY!!!!

What are the odds, man?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2018 05:43 PM (Mouru)
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You can't ask her that!

Posted by: Mazie Horono at September 18, 2018 05:45 PM (vDqXW)

52
Sick of this so here's my GAINZZZ pre workout drink:

12 oz Diet Coke mixed with

1 tsp creatine

1 tsp Citrulline

1/2 tsp Beta Alanine

Posted by: Regular joe at September 18, 2018 05:45 PM (7PllL)


That sounds scary. I think I'll just enjoy this Tito on ice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 05:45 PM (ptqGC)

53 That's right, when you know you screwed the pooch, get out in front of it. ASAP.

Posted by: navybrat, laying low at September 18, 2018 05:45 PM (w7KSn)

54 37 Seems credible.
Ben Shapiro

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 05:45 PM (mCMQ5)

55

OUT: Manafort is a secret agent for Russia

IN: Manafort is a double-super-secret agent for the E.U.



SMERSH everyone involved!

Posted by: DaveA at September 18, 2018 05:46 PM (FhXTo)

56 FAKE GNUS!!!!
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 05:42 PM (2sCft)

I read that as 'fake guns' and went into a cold sweat for a second.

I need to go hug my guns right after I hug my dog.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 18, 2018 05:44 PM (xJa6I)

Are you going to hug me?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards' Gnu at September 18, 2018 05:47 PM (hVHEm)

57 Sick of this so here's my GAINZZZ pre workout drink:

12 oz Diet Coke mixed with

1 tsp creatine

1 tsp Citrulline

1/2 tsp Beta Alanine

Posted by: Regular joe at September 18, 2018 05:45 PM (7PllL)



I would add an ounce of Windex, just to be safe.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2018 05:47 PM (Mouru)

58 Okay...
I think I understand now..
Kavanaugh got rapey at a Russian party, Manafort tried to stop it and now Mueller is investigating everything so that Trump can be exonerated of the charges that Manafort brought against Ukraine.

Makes perfect sense really.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2018 05:47 PM (myjNJ)

59 Pocahontas takes a tomahawk to Kav!

Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
Brett Kavanaugh talking about his high school in 2015: "What happens at Georgetown Prep, stays at Georgetown Prep."

I can't imagine any parent accepting this view. Is this really what America wants in its next Supreme Court Justice?

-
If you can't trust Lizzy Warren, who can you trust?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 18, 2018 05:47 PM (+y/Ru)

60 >>So Manafort is actually a good guy???


Naw, just a tool to hammer Trump.
Since that didn't work, it's OK to say he' not dirty or something.

I think this is because Manafort has led to referral to look into the Podestas, who worked with Manafort on Russia stuff.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 05:47 PM (W+vEI)

61 What's the Kyiv Post? I read it is Kiev and think it shouldn't be believed. Like when I watch Russian TV.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 05:47 PM (yUPCi)

62 Thanks for leaving me behind in the closet with the door closed and the lights off and the snake.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 05:47 PM (lwiT4)

63 11 Well what ever he w as manafort got but fucked but good...sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 05:40 PM (9MKXa)



Yeah.

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2018 05:48 PM (NLLmE)

64 I liked him better as a straight up Putin guy, at least I know where he stands.

Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2018 05:48 PM (j0Mw7)

65 Warning: do NOT stand under the telephone wire where those cows are.

It is going to get real messy.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 05:45 PM


Oh, the eagles, they fly high in Mobile.
Oh, the eagles, they fly high in Mobile.
Oh, the eagles, they fly high,
and they sh*t right in your eye.
Aren't you glad that cows don't fly in Mobile.

Posted by: A rugby song at September 18, 2018 05:48 PM (ctuyM)

66 Gorsuch and Kavanaugh WERE AT THE SAME DAMN PARTY!!!!

What are the odds, man?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2018 05:43 PM (Mouru)

++++++
It's like a secret rapey initiation ceremony to get into the pool of future SCOTUS nominees. Who knew??

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 05:48 PM (2sCft)

67 This schmuck is doing a mea culpa so he thinks he can keep his ass out of jail.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 05:48 PM (jvss3)

68 59 Probably a joke he threw out in some speech.

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 05:48 PM (mCMQ5)

69 Trump is on a mission from God.

Posted by: Jake and Elwood at September 18, 2018 05:48 PM (ZuGkg)

70 The cynic in me tells me that the left is applying some reputation balm to Manafort prior to his cooperation with Mueller. Turns out he was a patriot!

Posted by: mc at September 18, 2018 05:48 PM (l1TIo)

71 If you can't trust Lizzy Warren, who can you trust?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 18, 2018 05:47 PM (+y/Ru)
+++++++++
You have to trust her regardless of your desires. She's a woman, so we have to go with her because of 250 years or whatever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 18, 2018 05:49 PM (I2dne)

72 Thanks for leaving me behind in the closet with the door closed and the lights off and the snake.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 05:47 PM (lwiT4)

LOL
I know the feeling.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 05:49 PM (yUPCi)

73 Trump is on a mission from God.

Posted by: Jake and Elwood at September 18, 2018 05:48 PM (ZuGkg)


I actually believe this. And I believe it's going to take G-d to deep clean the Swamp.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 05:49 PM (ptqGC)

74 If manafort worked for the EU's interests, then he's OFF my GECSPLAN, SMR & Ancient Slavonaut newsletter subscription lists

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 05:49 PM (fA1SL)

75 that right there folks is how you get to keep your thumbs.

Posted by: x at September 18, 2018 05:49 PM (nFwvY)

76 For a 'research' firm Fusion GPS sure gets a lot of things wrong. Oh wait, they don't do research all they do is smear.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 05:49 PM (mIe/a)

77 What we need is a guillotine on wheels, just sitting there, in front of the Capitol building.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 18, 2018 05:50 PM (dI3/S)

78 Seriously, how many more women are out there who have been gang-raped by Supreme Court Justices? It's a scourge upon the land!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2018 05:50 PM (Mouru)

79
What we need is a guillotine on wheels, just sitting there, in front of the Capitol building.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 18, 2018 05:50 PM (dI3/S)


Too quick and clean. Nooses.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 05:50 PM (ptqGC)

80 Gorsuch and Kavanaugh WERE AT THE SAME DAMN PARTY!!!!

What are the odds, man?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2018 05:43 PM (Mouru)

They also were both clerks for Anthony Kennedy.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 05:50 PM (hVHEm)

81 All this Washington, DC crap reads like the plot of a daytime soap opera. I can't keep all the story lines straight.

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2018 05:50 PM (gmo/4)

82 Thanks for leaving me behind in the closet with the door closed and the lights off and the snake.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 05:47 PM


But we left the lutefisk for you ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2018 05:50 PM (ctuyM)

83 51 Gorsuch and Kavanaugh WERE AT THE SAME DAMN PARTY!!!!

What are the odds, man?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2018 05:43 PM (Mouru)
and it was BEN ROTHLESBOOGER who butt raped her!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 18, 2018 05:51 PM (d7Ww2)

84 Manafort must be sacrificed to appease the Deep State gods. Only then can we have peace. To show them we mean no harm we can throw in that Huckabee wench too.

Posted by: Zombie John McCain at September 18, 2018 05:51 PM (u4CtN)

85 We'll find whatever you want,for a price.
Fusion GPS

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 05:51 PM (mCMQ5)

86 Robert Ludlum would have scrapped all of these plot threads as being too complicated.

Part of me feels sorry for the historians of the future.

Posted by: Weak Geek at September 18, 2018 05:51 PM (GgmdC)

87 Gorsuch Graduated from Georgetown Prep in 1985

Kavanaugh Graduated from Georgetown Prep in 1983

no wonder she was saying it happened sometime between 1978 to 1982

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 18, 2018 05:51 PM (af79C)

88 -

If you can't trust Lizzy Warren, who can you trust?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 18, 2018 05:47 PM (+y/Ru)

The guy in the alley playing 3 card Monte?
He promised us he only runs an honest game.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 05:51 PM (UsCnO)

89 Zombie Dean Wormer will undoubtedly file an amicus brief in Manafort's sentencing phase arguing strenuously that he be placed only on Double Secret Probation.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2018 05:51 PM (BfOXk)

90 I don't know what to think about Manafort. I want to talk to a thumb.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 18, 2018 05:51 PM (ppgBw)

91 So Manafort - and if I understand everything correctly - got his life ruined over this shit? Granted he was still involved in illegal activities but the Feds finding this out was all based up on a lie.
Wow.

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at September 18, 2018 05:51 PM (IYHxL)

92 56 FAKE GNUS!!!!
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 05:42 PM (2sCft)

I read that as 'fake guns' and went into a cold sweat for a second.

I need to go hug my guns right after I hug my dog.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 18, 2018 05:44 PM (xJa6I)

Are you going to hug me?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards' Gnu at September 18, 2018 05:47 PM (hVHEm)

Fake Gnu!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 18, 2018 05:51 PM (xJa6I)

93 Thanks for leaving me behind in the closet with the door closed and the lights off and the snake.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 05:47 PM (lwiT4)

++++
Are you saying Brett Kavanaugh did this to you back sometime between 1979 and 1984, to the best of your recollection, Grammie? Can we quote you on this?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 05:51 PM (2sCft)

94 "I think I'll just enjoy this Tito on ice."

My FILs toddy of choice. Used to be Beefeaters. 92 and sharp as a tack.

Posted by: DanMan at September 18, 2018 05:51 PM (QMG5F)

95 61. Kyiv is the Ukrainian rendering of Kiev. The EUkropean junta in Kiev - installed by Barry & Soros - have made a point of using only Ukrainian renderings, as they've made it a point to more or less completely de-Russify the areas under their control.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 05:51 PM (fA1SL)

96 Too quick and clean. Nooses.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 05:50 PM (ptqGC)



Shark tank. In a wet suit.

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2018 05:52 PM (NLLmE)

97 I and three of my closest friends will volunteer for the quartering brigade.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 05:52 PM (jvss3)

98 Sounds a little like someone is providing cover for the coming Craig/Podesta/DOJ dust up.

Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2018 05:52 PM (OjnQU)

99 Juan Williams is as crazy as a sack of squirrels with a python thrown in.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 05:52 PM (ptqGC)

100 I love that this unlikely rumor is being pushed. The truth will set you free.

Keep pushing it. The truth is irrelevant.
Posted by: SH

Exactly what the ABC guy said.

Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2018 05:52 PM (j0Mw7)

101 Now these things were our examples, to the intent we should not lust after evil things, as they also lusted.

Posted by: Lord Comey at September 18, 2018 05:52 PM (Z9C5C)

102 If manafort worked for the EU's interests, then he's OFF my GECSPLAN, SMR & Ancient Slavonaut newsletter subscription lists
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 05:49 PM


Cut. Jib. Newsletter?

Posted by: B. R. Ony, III at September 18, 2018 05:52 PM (ctuyM)

103 Seriously, how many more women are out there who have been gang-raped by Supreme Court Justices? It's a scourge upon the land!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2018 05:50 PM (Mouru)

There's a reason why we don't allow cameras in the Court...

Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at September 18, 2018 05:52 PM (hVHEm)

104 Since Trump announced the declassification, it sounds like the cows are coming home to roost.
Posted by: tu3031
--------------

No mention of that in today's USA Today, btw. Nothing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 05:52 PM (H5fqZ)

105 Um, I mentioned this (well, the same bottom line) a while back, can't recall exactly when, when I read about Manafort's efforts to establish and fund a non-profit whose purpose was ....... EU membership for Ukraine. Or something like that. Manafort was on the "enemy" side in Ukraine, from Moscow's perspective. Not a huge secret to anyone following even the basics of the situation (which I didn't - but that one factoid noted above pretty much indicates the lay of the land).


Oh - and Flake said he's a yes if Ford is a no-show?


Funny, many many of us yesterday were pooh-poohing this whole thing and predicting Kav gets confirmed. Where's #nevercorrect to help us out? He here today?

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 05:53 PM (QDnY+)

106
95 61. Kyiv is the Ukrainian rendering of Kiev.

similarly, during the recent unpleasantness you could tell from which side news was coming depending upon whether it talked about fighting around Lugansk or around Luhansk.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 18, 2018 05:53 PM (xGZ+b)

107 I actually believe this. And I believe it's going to take G-d to deep clean the Swamp.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 05:49 PM (ptqGC)



I do too, Jane. Everyone needs to pray for Trump and for Kavanaugh. They are facing down the demons of hell right now, and I do not mean that metaphorically.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 05:53 PM (lwiT4)

108 >>>1/2 tsp Beta Alanine



no thanks cuck

Posted by: x at September 18, 2018 05:53 PM (nFwvY)

109 Someone is trying to cover their ass before Discovery hauls them into court.
====
Gps version of rogue agents in Cincinnati. Gps will say overzealous contractors made mistakes. Not actionable.

Man I want their head on a platter. So to speak. Proverbially.

Posted by: Simplemind at September 18, 2018 05:53 PM (ZuGkg)

110 I thought Gorsuch was from Colorado

Aliens is there anything they can't do?

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 18, 2018 05:54 PM (TUU1F)

111 80
Gorsuch and Kavanaugh WERE AT THE SAME DAMN PARTY!!!!



What are the odds, man?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2018 05:43 PM (Mouru)



They also were both clerks for Anthony Kennedy.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 05:50 PM (hVHEm)

so Anthony Kennedy raped her, too? No wonder why he retired.

this making up shit out of thin air is FUN! Now I understand why Spartacus and Kamel do this so often! Except they get paid a lot better.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 05:54 PM (UsCnO)

112 Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
Brett Kavanaugh talking about his high school in 2015: "What happens at Georgetown Prep, stays at Georgetown Prep."

I can't imagine any parent accepting this view. Is this really what America wants in its next Supreme Court Justice?



Someone who can write? And uses a cliched Vegas slogan as a teenager? A teenager!

Ya know Warren, reading something sinister into such a statement makes me dislike you even more. Ya know, Kavs first word was Dada, not Mama. I think we can read into that too.

Man oh man. Orwellian.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 05:54 PM (yUPCi)

113 This looks preemptive: Manafort is going to flip, but not on Trump and what he's gonna say will not help the Democrats.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 05:54 PM (39g3+)

114 Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
Brett Kavanaugh talking about his high school in 2015: "What happens at Georgetown Prep, stays at Georgetown Prep."

I can't imagine any parent accepting this view. Is this really what America wants in its next Supreme Court Justice?

-
If you can't trust Lizzy Warren, who can you trust?
====

I mean, it's not like the phrase, "What happens in wherever, stays in wherever," isn't a "thing."

She's an asshole.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 18, 2018 05:54 PM (//voU)

115 wow.

it's almost as if *everything* we've been told to believe the last two years or so is a fucking lie...

what a surprise.

not.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 18, 2018 05:54 PM (rjbMC)

116 102 If manafort worked for the EU's interests, then he's OFF my GECSPLAN, SMR & Ancient Slavonaut newsletter subscription lists
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 05:49 PM

Cut. Jib. Newsletter?


more like cut fritz's newsletter, i think

Posted by: Anachronda at September 18, 2018 05:54 PM (NmR1a)

117 77 What we need is a guillotine on wheels, just sitting there, in front of the Capitol building.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 18, 2018 05:50 PM (dI3/S)

No just get the Flying Guillotines

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 18, 2018 05:54 PM (af79C)

118 Well DIFI has admitted that Ford may be lying. Prolly why she sat on the letter for weeks. She isnt buying it but desperate.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 18, 2018 05:54 PM (epDn1)

119 I'm trying to picture Brett Kavanaugh drunk and gatoring at a party.

Can't.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 05:55 PM (ptqGC)

120 Where's #nevercorrect to help us out? He here today?


Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 05:53 PM (QDnY+)



I haven't seen him. But that could be because he was shouting yesterday that by golly Kavanaugh was withdrawing his name.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 05:55 PM (lwiT4)

121 "I think I'll just enjoy this Tito on ice."

Tito's is the best.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 18, 2018 05:55 PM (TUU1F)

122 "no wonder she was saying it happened sometime between 1978 to 1982"

let's see...she's 51 now..she was 15 when it happened...if she can't nail it down it didn't happen

Posted by: DanMan at September 18, 2018 05:55 PM (QMG5F)

123 I actually believe this. And I believe it's going to take G-d to deep clean the Swamp.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 05:49 PM (ptqGC)

I do too, Jane. Everyone needs to pray for Trump and for Kavanaugh. They are facing down the demons of hell right now, and I do not mean that metaphorically.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 05:53 PM (lwiT4)

+++
Thanks for the reminder. We need to pray for them and their families.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 05:55 PM (2sCft)

124 Juan Williams is as crazy as a sack of squirrels with a python thrown in.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
------------

He just stays with the script, stays in character. Like the actor in 'Arsenic and Old Lace' who played the nutty nephew, or whatever.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 05:55 PM (H5fqZ)

125 So per the rules of the Kavanaugh accuser...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 05:56 PM (PRfdc)

126 Thanks for the reminder. We need to pray for them and their families.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 05:55 PM (2sCft)


I do. Every. Single. Day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 05:56 PM (ptqGC)

127 Someone is trying to cover their ass before Discovery hauls them into court.

Yep, that's my read too. Trying to get ahead of this

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 05:56 PM (39g3+)

128 Matt Dowd must confess his white privilege groping of young boys of color between the years of 99' and 2017...The credibility of these accusations are proof positive of his guilt and he must atone.

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 18, 2018 05:56 PM (yhf6w)

129 Let's not pretend that Fusion GPS is troubled by facts.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 05:42 PM (oVJmc)

If they don't have any, they will make them up. it's what they do.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2018 05:56 PM (iwUO9)

130 Manafort is incredibly guilty of tax evasion. Ordinarily this would have pled out with big asset forfeitures and a bit of jail time. But Mueller needs a scalp

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2018 05:56 PM (qMV6r)

131 I often think of Harry Reid, who kept saying that he knew for a fact that Romney didn't pay his taxes. When it turned out he lied, lied, lied, he merely stated, "It worked, didn't it?" Cool as a cucumber and very proud.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 18, 2018 05:56 PM (dI3/S)

132 102.
You're not foolin' anyone.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 05:57 PM (fA1SL)

133 130 Manafort is incredibly guilty of tax evasion. Ordinarily this would have pled out with big asset forfeitures and a bit of jail time. But Mueller needs a scalp

Yup

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2018 05:57 PM (O2RFr)

134 "This looks preemptive: Manafort is going to flip, but not on Trump and what he's gonna say will not help the Democrats."

Mueller's looking for an exit and sees the truth as the best option.

Posted by: DanMan at September 18, 2018 05:57 PM (QMG5F)

135 If manafort worked for the EU's interests, then he's OFF my GECSPLAN, SMR & Ancient Slavonaut newsletter subscription lists
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 05:49 PM (fA1SL)

-------

I'm guessing this is to provide air cover for Greg Craig (the Obama attorney) and Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher, and Flom, now that they are under the gun from the Manafort/Mueller deal.

As in: See, it's all a misunderstanding! We and Manafort were doing Obama-approved good works the whole time!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 05:57 PM (AzW6q)

136 No just get the Flying Guillotines
Posted by: Patrick
-----------

I saw the Flying Guillotines open for Headless Horsemen, Jacksonville, 1976.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 05:57 PM (H5fqZ)

137 Lookout, he's got a dyslexic gnu!

Posted by: Burger Chef at September 18, 2018 05:57 PM (RuIsu)

138 ...this is all pregame. The kav is in. Wait till the fisa docs get released. Thats when the fun starts.

Posted by: DXO at September 18, 2018 05:58 PM (nzKWW)

139 let's see...she's 51 now..she was 15 when it happened...if she can't nail it down it didn't happen

*pulls string
Ford: MATH IS HARD!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 05:58 PM (39g3+)

140 Tito's is the best.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 18, 2018 05:55 PM (TUU1F)
----
????

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at September 18, 2018 05:58 PM (vDqXW)

141 And there goes the neighborhood.

Posted by: The Chicken at September 18, 2018 05:44 PM (ctuyM)

never take a nap beneath a roosting cow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2018 05:58 PM (iwUO9)

142 There is only one hard-core investigative reporter in America, James O'Keefe.

His scoops are stunning. Naturally the Leftist press hates him for uncovering truth.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2018 05:58 PM (hyuyC)

143 Speaking of unredacted classified docs...

WHERE ARE THEY?

Posted by: navybrat, laying low at September 18, 2018 05:58 PM (w7KSn)

144
122 "no wonder she was saying it happened sometime between 1978 to 1982"

let's see...she's 51 now..she was 15 when it happened...if she can't nail it down it didn't happen


that sounds like an argument made by someone who believes in meritocracy.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 18, 2018 05:58 PM (NmR1a)

145
Matt Dowd must confess his white privilege

Is he that guy with the giant invisible rabbit?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 05:58 PM (IqV8l)

146
So what you are saying is, Manafort's success in flipping Ukraine from Russia to the EU, and Obama's success in destabilizing the Government of Ukraine were triggering events that forced Russia to attack Ukraine to recover their client state?

And Trump had nothing to do with it?

Posted by: Clifford Cleveland Global Initative For Sustainable Resource Extraction at September 18, 2018 05:58 PM (I9Sw7)

147 Since Trump announced the declassification, it sounds like the cows are coming home to roost.
Posted by: tu3031
--------------


The cows? lol
That'd be a neat trick.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 05:59 PM (yUPCi)

148 Speaking of the Russian collusion bit, Has any of the underacted shit hit the fan yet.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 18, 2018 05:59 PM (0OmEj)

149 Kavanaugh's wife is serving the media camped outside their house cupcakes.

She better watch out, or tater might never leave.

Posted by: not the mama at September 18, 2018 05:59 PM (t2AQi)

150 143 Speaking of unredacted classified docs...

WHERE ARE THEY?

Well Conservative treehouse said they asked for more time.. I can't bring stuff over but that's what I read... I hope the President says no... now!

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2018 05:59 PM (O2RFr)

151 Someone is trying to cover their ass before Discovery hauls them into court.


---

Jeez, I thought they were just doing gay home remodeling crap. Now they're doing legal shows, too?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 06:00 PM (PRfdc)

152 119
I'm trying to picture Brett Kavanaugh drunk and gatoring at a party.

Can't.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 05:55 PM (ptqGC)


Agree. I see Brett in HS as the guy who thinks he got out of hand because he had 2 beers that night, not one.

And after the second beer, he felt kinda weird, so he went home early, but got up early the next morning to study.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 06:00 PM (UsCnO)

153 I actually believe this. And I believe it's going to take G-d to deep clean the Swamp.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 05:49 PM (ptqGC)



I do too, Jane. Everyone needs to pray for Trump and for Kavanaugh.
They are facing down the demons of hell right now, and I do not mean
that metaphorically.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 05:53 PM (lwiT4)



+++

Thanks for the reminder. We need to pray for them and their families.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 05:55 PM (2sCft)

Very timely and needed reminder.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 18, 2018 06:00 PM (FTXAT)

154 @149
I hope she laced them with x-lax.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 18, 2018 06:01 PM (epDn1)

155
Brett Kavanaugh talking about his high school in 2015: "What happens at Georgetown Prep, stays at Georgetown Prep."

Someone who can write? And uses a cliched Vegas slogan as a teenager? A teenager!


He was a teenager three years ago?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 06:01 PM (IqV8l)

156
I thought Gorsuch was from Colorado




Posted by: Jonah at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM (HrSJb)

So is Coors.


OMG, COORS WAS AT THE PARTY, TOO!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 06:01 PM (oVJmc)

157 willowed in last thread:
As a theoretically rational female, I apologize for this. Not all women are sane, just like all men are not sane.

/and yes, I've heard this story before. Commtting dream crimes. Insane.




Posted by: shibumi at September 18, 2018 05:32 PM (QKV7o)

Thanks but no need to apologize. There are a non-zero number of bad apples in both barrels, male and female.
GF
got a doozy of one too. We understand totally that we are not at all
like them and to not put the sins of the past person on the current
person.


Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2018 06:01 PM (QLvwG)

158 Speaking of the Russian collusion bit, Has any of the underacted shit hit the fan yet.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 18, 2018 05:59 PM (0OmEj)

----

I keep asking this and no one seems to know... In our intelligence bureaucracy parlance, just what exactly does the word "immediate" mean? DC speaks a completely different language.

I am also interested that the media does not seem to be treating this as the Trump "outrage du jour." They're totally focused on this Kavanaugh soap opera... which makes me think they want US focused on it, while they define "immediate" as far down as they can.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 06:01 PM (AzW6q)

159 23
If the Dems think Kavanaugh is really guilty, why is that enough to keep him off the Supreme Court, but the the Appeals?



You think they would be pushing to get him completely disbarred.

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at September 18, 2018 05:42 PM (mFUyp)



That's next. Look - he withdrew his name. He MUST be guilty. He needs to resign from the district/appeals court !! (I don't know which specific court he is currently on.)

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 18, 2018 06:01 PM (q1VoB)

160
20 Since Trump announced the declassification, it sounds like the cows are coming home to roost.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM (jDF8P)







Yep, that's the way the pig crumbles.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2018 06:01 PM (eXA4G)

161 Kavanaugh's wife is serving the media camped outside their house cupcakes.
She better watch out, or tater might never leave.
......................
That was uncalled for.

Posted by: Taterhead Stelter at September 18, 2018 06:01 PM (yhf6w)

162 Speaking of insane, Tom Arnold sez he and Bob Woodward are "basically the same guy."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:02 PM (ptqGC)

163 Stormy Daniels was on CNN describing Trump's genitals. They ran a graphic:

"His penis is distinctive in a certain way."

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 18, 2018 06:02 PM (//voU)

164 @SenWarren

Brett Kavanaugh talking about his high school in 2015: "What happens at Georgetown Prep, stays at Georgetown Prep."


What happens at Little Big Horn, stays at Little Big Horn.

Posted by: Princess Gray Beaver at September 18, 2018 06:02 PM (jDF8P)

165 142
There is only one hard-core investigative reporter in America, James O'Keefe.



His scoops are stunning. Naturally the Leftist press hates him for uncovering truth.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2018 05:58 PM (hyuyC)
========================

Uh, I thought there was only ONE person who got more than one scoop.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 06:02 PM (UsCnO)

166 Monday Night Football had the worst ratings ever recorded.

Nice.


Posted by: Under Fire at September 18, 2018 06:02 PM (r9UYA)

167 Matt Dowd must confess his white privilege groping of young boys of color between the years of 99' and 2017...The credibility of these accusations are proof positive of his guilt and he must atone.

And frankly, because white men have gotten away with evil for so long, even if he's not guilty, he should be busted anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 06:03 PM (39g3+)

168 "His penis is distinctive in a certain way."

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 18, 2018 06:02 PM (//voU)

Resembles the state of FL?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 06:03 PM (AllCR)

169 Seriously, how many more women are out there who have been gang-raped by Supreme Court Justices? It's a scourge upon the land!

-
They gotta hold their support group meetings at Madison Square Garden.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 18, 2018 06:03 PM (+y/Ru)

170 158 Speaking of the Russian collusion bit, Has any of the underacted shit hit the fan yet.

----

I keep asking this and no one seems to know... In our intelligence bureaucracy parlance, just what exactly does the word "immediate" mean?


the guy who burns cd is on vacation. gotta wait for him to get back.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 18, 2018 06:03 PM (xGZ+b)

171 The nephew in "Arsenic and Old Lace" was the only same one.

You're thinking of the sisters' brother.

Now what was their relationship to the maniac, Johnny?

Posted by: Weak Geek at September 18, 2018 06:03 PM (GgmdC)

172
Well Conservative treehouse said they asked for more time.. I can't bring stuff over but that's what I read... I hope the President says no... now!
Posted by: It's me donna
-------------

Send a over a contingent of Marines. Well-caffeinated, nicotine-deprived, with Gen. Mattis in charge.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 06:03 PM (H5fqZ)

173
Stormy Daniels was on CNN describing Trump's genitals. They ran a graphic:



"His penis is distinctive in a certain way."





Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 18, 2018 06:02 PM (//voU)


It's Yuge and Luxurious?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:03 PM (ptqGC)

174 Do you ever feel like your skateboarding on a razor blade, and you'll either fall off into America, or into some dystopian hell? That's how I feel. Lately it seems like things are spiraling out of control - at an unnatural pace. Like it's all behind the scenes and we are the dupes.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 06:03 PM (lwiT4)

175 16
the rumor is that She Ford sent a letter naming Gorsuch when he was being confirmed



If it's a rumor, it's a fact. Beyond reproach.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM (n6bs1)

Perhaps this is why some people want her under oath as badly as she doesn't want to be under oath. PDT and crew have this letter in their back pocket.

Posted by: President Heywood Jablowme at September 18, 2018 06:03 PM (9dzlp)

176 >>Kavanaugh's wife is serving the media camped outside their house cupcakes.


Oh, that's nice. Imagine how odd this must be for them, encountering someone nice, particularly a woman married to a raaapist!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 06:04 PM (W+vEI)

177 162 Speaking of insane, Tom Arnold sez he and Bob Woodward are "basically the same guy."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:02 PM (ptqGC)

++++

LOL. The day just gets more and more insane.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 18, 2018 06:04 PM (dI3/S)

178 Graham Stack, who was hired by Fusion GPS in July 2016, writes in the Kyiv Post that he "share the blame" for creating what he now says is a false narrative that Manafort worked for the Ukrainian government to advance a pro-Russia agenda.


FU. 20 to life.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 06:04 PM (Gjw1J)

179 148
Speaking of the Russian collusion bit, Has any of the underacted shit hit the fan yet.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 18, 2018 05:59 PM (0OmEj)

Is this unexpected rehab'ing of Manafort all part of a late-breaking walkback of their part in the "insurance policy."
"Oops, we were wrong," when in actuality it was a plan to get Trump by tying Mueller to Russia that the media was happily complicit?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 18, 2018 06:04 PM (5jVnA)

180
165 Uh, I thought there was only ONE person who got more than one scoop.

anyone can have two scoops!

Posted by: Post Raisin Bran at September 18, 2018 06:04 PM (xGZ+b)

181 151 Someone is trying to cover their ass before Discovery hauls them into court.


---

Jeez, I thought they were just doing gay home remodeling crap. Now they're doing legal shows, too?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 06:00 PM (PRfdc)

LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 18, 2018 06:04 PM (xJa6I)

182 Good to know CNN has all the facts on Trumps dick. How about some asshole stats?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 18, 2018 06:04 PM (epDn1)

183 I actually believe this. And I believe it's going to take G-d to deep clean the Swamp.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 05:49 PM (ptqGC)

I do too, Jane. Everyone needs to pray for Trump and for Kavanaugh. They are facing down the demons of hell right now, and I do not mean that metaphorically.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 05:53 PM (lwiT4)

+++
Thanks for the reminder. We need to pray for them and their families.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 05:55 PM (2sCft)
***************************
Yes, prayers are needed and if anyone is Catholic an extra Rosary might help too.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 06:04 PM (hECVl)

184 Sue fusion gps out of business and put the principals in PMITA federal prison.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 18, 2018 06:04 PM (pw+jk)

185 Is there anyone except leftists and possibly Trump's wife who actually cares whether Stormy slept with Trump? Just go away, lady.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 06:05 PM (AllCR)

186 173


Stormy Daniels was on CNN describing Trump's genitals. They ran a graphic:





"His penis is distinctive in a certain way."









Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 18, 2018 06:02 PM (//voU)

It's Yuge and Luxurious?




Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:03 PM (ptqGC)

And orange.

Posted by: President Heywood Jablowme at September 18, 2018 06:05 PM (9dzlp)

187 Monday Night Football had the worst ratings ever recorded.



Well to be fair, it was the Bears.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 06:05 PM (lwiT4)

188 O/T but expected. Houston Comical has been promoting Francis O'Rourke daily any way they can.

Poll out today has Cruz up 9. Not reported.

Posted by: DanMan at September 18, 2018 06:05 PM (QMG5F)

189 Mueller's looking for an exit and sees the truth as the best option.
Posted by: DanMan at September 18, 2018 05:57 PM (QMG5F)

Truth is never the best option for a swamp creature. You can be sure that whatever Mueller determines will be filled with lies, lies of omission, disinformation, and propaganda.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 18, 2018 06:05 PM (9BLnV)

190 Hey, where's '#TotesNotTroll'? This nostra-fucking-damus assured us K would withdraw by end of business today.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 06:05 PM (fA1SL)

191 On the declassifications.


The presidential directive does not mean, or result in, instant release of unredacted documents - poof! Magic! Nuh uh.


It means a review will be conducted of the documents, with the goal of releasing them all - but agency arguments to retain redactions, or withhold entirely, can still be made within the process. So in the end, some of the stuff may *not* be released at this time, or may still have redactions.


Scuttlebutt (which matches with common sense) is that FISA affidavit sections, and Ohr interview reports, will be first. The broad category of all comms by senior figures on Russia interference-related topics will take longest (logically enough - much bigger volume, and more complicated).



Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 06:05 PM (QDnY+)

192 Stormy Daniels was on CNN describing Trump's genitals. They ran a graphic:

"His penis is distinctive in a certain way."

Posted by: Bicentennialguy


Pssssst CNN! Update your chyron. That's for Bill Clinton!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 06:05 PM (Gjw1J)

193 173


Stormy Daniels was on CNN describing Trump's genitals. They ran a graphic:


"His penis is distinctive in a certain way."


Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 18, 2018 06:02 PM (//voU)

It's Yuge and Luxurious?




Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:03 PM (ptqGC)

It has a blonde clockwise dome wrap?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 18, 2018 06:05 PM (5jVnA)

194 i said it this morning and i'll say it again. democommies are degenerate, demented, cocksuckers. normal people are not capable of thinking like them. they are sons and daughters of lucifer. evil always wins the short game. chuck schumer makes hitler look rational.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 06:05 PM (KP5rU)

195 Hopefully those cupcakes are packed full of rat poison.

Ok, ok, I know I'll be nice.

Ex-Lax.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 06:06 PM (4ErVI)

196 Monday Night Football had the worst ratings ever recorded.

-

I'm assured that this means record profits.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 18, 2018 06:06 PM (PRfdc)

197 Can I put my hair out now?

Kinda tingly and all.


Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 18, 2018 06:06 PM (EoRCO)

198 Monday Night Football had the worst ratings ever recorded.




Ha! Love it.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 06:06 PM (yUPCi)

199 Kavanaugh's wife is serving the media camped outside their house cupcakes.



Heaping burning coals upon their heads.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 06:07 PM (lwiT4)

200 Monday Night Football had the worst ratings ever recorded.

My Seahawks are 0-2 so far. Russell Wilson's protection was non-existent. He got sacked six times.

They're making it easy not to watch.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2018 06:07 PM (9qZ3S)

201 Gosh, Keith Ellison's girlfriend says she has been shunned by the Dems.

I wonder why?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:07 PM (ptqGC)

202
Kavanaugh's wife is serving the media camped outside their house cupcakes.

She better watch out, or tater might never leave.
Posted by: not the mama at September 18, 2018 05:59 PM (t2AQi)








That's kind of awesome. She's saying "fuck you, assholes" in the nicest way possible.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2018 06:07 PM (eXA4G)

203 182
Good to know CNN has all the facts on Trumps dick. How about some asshole stats?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 18, 2018 06:04 PM (epDn1)


This just in...


This just out


This just in.....



Ohhhhhhhh Stormy

Posted by: CNN Suits at September 18, 2018 06:07 PM (9dzlp)

204 161
Kavanaugh's wife is serving the media camped outside their house cupcakes.

She better watch out, or tater might never leave.

......................

That was uncalled for.

Posted by: Taterhead Stelter at September 18, 2018 06:01 PM (yhf6w)

Agreed. Mrs. Kavanaugh should never feed the vermin. They will do what all rodents do, return for more free stuff.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 06:07 PM (UsCnO)

205 Wasn't most of Ukraine originally Poland?

I ask this because lot of mom's relatives were "tourists" visiting Ukraine in 1941...

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2018 06:07 PM (gmo/4)

206 I actually believe this. And I believe it's going to take G-d to deep clean the Swamp.
=
You will like this then. Year he got elected and visited Israel, he visited the Holy sepulchre. It had just been restored earlier that year. There was a nice 3d virtual reality exhibit at the national geographic museum in DC. Anyway the point is, they gave Trump a pebble chipped off the rock slab where Jesus was laid.

Saw the priest in charge of the shrine for the Catholic third interviewed on EWTN about it. He showed it to Kushner first and Kushner was blown away. Took him right to trump on the spot. Trump couldn't believe it either.

Posted by: Simplemind at September 18, 2018 06:07 PM (ZuGkg)

207 Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 05:53 PM (lwiT4)

Good reminder, all. My prayers have gotten extra long because of prayers of protection and wisdom for Trump and Pence and their families, bringing down Mueller's investigation and the deep state, that the thorns of Soros etc might be removed from our side and accoutability for the crooks. I wish someone high profile like Franklin Grahama might call for a day of fasting and prayer too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 06:07 PM (AllCR)

208 196; comrade will be here to prove full of shit, soon.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 06:07 PM (KP5rU)

209 The accusation is as good as a conviction

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 06:08 PM (T4oHT)

210 Feinstein cracking...

https://tinyurl.com/y9aukxdp

Feinstein is acknowledging that perhaps this chick isn't remembering things correctly.

And apparently the FBI has declined to prosecute this.
Twice.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at September 18, 2018 06:08 PM (uDcBt)

211 Maybe we are assholes after all!

Posted by: NFL executives n kneelers at September 18, 2018 06:08 PM (nzKWW)

212 Cold comfort for Manafort in his cell

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2018 06:08 PM (1CjSZ)

213 *SANE one*!

Godammit, autocorrect!

Posted by: Weak Geek at September 18, 2018 06:08 PM (GgmdC)

214 "His penis is distinctive in a certain way."

Sounds like the two moron hookers in Fargo (movie) when they were trying to describe the two perps.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2018 06:08 PM (9qZ3S)

215 So the channel that employees Don Lemon and Anderson Cooper are talking about dicks.

Wow big surprise there.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 06:08 PM (4ErVI)

216 Welp, October will be lit as fuck.

There are more holes in Dr. whatshername's story than my last 25yd target.

What's the over/under on her actually showing up Monday? Looking doubtful.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2018 06:08 PM (iiixZ)

217 Stormy Daniels was on CNN describing Trump's genitals. They ran a graphic:


"His penis is distinctive in a certain way."

-

One of Trump's hurricane interviews had him saying "it's huge and wet" and I thought it was a shame I couldn't do some internet thing with him and Stormy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 18, 2018 06:08 PM (PRfdc)

218 If Kavanaugh's wife wanted to troll the media camped outside her house, she could toss them bird seed.

That's what I'd do, but I'm not the wife of a SC candidate. And knowing my husband's past, never would be.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:08 PM (ptqGC)

219 196
Monday Night Football had the worst ratings ever recorded.


Well duh, the Emmy's were on.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 18, 2018 06:09 PM (Dhht7)

220 (173) Zombie Ricardo Montalban sez "Fine Corinthian Leather" satchel?

Posted by: Burger Chef at September 18, 2018 06:09 PM (RuIsu)

221 20 Since Trump announced the declassification, it sounds like the cows are coming home to roost.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM (jDF8P)



Yep, that's the way the pig crumbles.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2018 06:01 PM (eXA4G)


The left lie like cucumbers.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 06:09 PM (yUPCi)

222 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 06:05 PM (fA1SL)


TotesNotTroll. LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 06:09 PM (AllCR)

223 I wish someone high profile like Franklin Grahama might call for a day of fasting and prayer too.


I follow him on Facebook, Fen. I'll let you know if I see something.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 06:09 PM (lwiT4)

224 Stormy Daniels was on CNN describing Trump's genitals. They ran a graphic:



"His penis is distinctive in a certain way."



Posted by: Bicentennialguy



isn't 'every penis'...whoa...never mind. what am i thinking dropping that here?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2018 06:09 PM (O5bec)

225 Well duh, the Emmy's were on.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 18, 2018 06:09 PM (Dhht7)


Oh yea. Wonder how their ratings were.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 06:09 PM (yUPCi)

226 ExLax cupcakes bitches.
MrsKavanaugh

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 06:10 PM (mCMQ5)

227 That must be some schwantz. She's seen more swinging dicks than the urinals at Madison Square Garden.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 18, 2018 06:10 PM (jp0Bv)

228 Kavanaugh's wife is serving the media camped outside their house cupcakes.

She better watch out, or tater might never leave.

Posted by: not the mama at September 18, 2018 05:59 PM (t2AQi)

Hopefully laced with enough Ex-Lax to give a statue the screaming shits.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2018 06:10 PM (iwUO9)

229 Hello everyone! Took the first flight out LA to Houston and now waiting to catch an evening flight back. Been out of the loop today..has Kav been tarred, feathered and run out of town yet?

Posted by: IC at September 18, 2018 06:10 PM (c9z3K)

230 Stormy Daniels was on CNN describing Trump's genitals. They ran a graphic:



"His penis is distinctive in a certain way."


One more in the crowd for her.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 06:10 PM (oVJmc)

231 221
20 Since Trump announced the declassification, it sounds like the cows are coming home to roost.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM (jDF8P)





Yep, that's the way the pig crumbles.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2018 06:01 PM (eXA4G)





The left lie like cucumbers.



Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 06:09 PM (yUPCi)

they make me want to beat my head against a dead horse.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2018 06:10 PM (O5bec)

232 Nostra fuking damus. LOL. I love you-in a completely not oppressive sister in Jesus sort of way!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 06:10 PM (AllCR)

233 His penis is seared, SEARED in my memory.

Posted by: Stormy Daniel at September 18, 2018 06:11 PM (ptqGC)

234 Her cupcakes are probably better than the one's Elana Kagan's wife makes.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 18, 2018 06:11 PM (xPl2J)

235 Feinstein is acknowledging that perhaps this chick isn't remembering things correctly.



And apparently the FBI has declined to prosecute this.

Twice.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at September 18, 2018 06:08 PM (uDcBt)


Feinstein pissed off the old boys club, which she was a member of. She didn't want to release it, but needed to because of left wing pressure and her upcoming election vs. De Leon. Now that it might be blowing up and Ford will be a no-show, she burned all the bridges around her.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 18, 2018 06:11 PM (q1VoB)

236 Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:03 PM (ptqGC)

And orange.
Posted by: President Heywood Jablowme at September 18, 2018 06:05 PM (9dzlp)

Like Chester Cheetah's arm

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 06:11 PM (NWiLs)

237

You know that song that goes: I'm in the mood for a melodeee, I'm in the mood for a melodeee, I'm in the moo-oooo--ood?

Who sings that?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 06:11 PM (8jjJt)

238 Re NFL

Are the gay guys dancing for the black dudes yet?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 18, 2018 06:11 PM (PRfdc)

239 Stormy Daniels was on CNN describing Trump's genitals. They ran a graphic:



"His penis is distinctive in a certain way."





Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 18, 2018 06:02 PM (//voU
*******************************
Have they really reached to this level of slime or is this a joke from The Onion?

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 06:11 PM (hECVl)

240 has Kav been tarred, feathered and run out of town yet?

Posted by: IC at September 18, 2018 06:10 PM (c9z3K)



He and Gorsuch have both been convicted of rape. Matthew Dowd testified for the prosecution.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 06:12 PM (lwiT4)

241 You know that song that goes: I'm in the mood for a melodeee, I'm in the mood for a melodeee, I'm in the moo-oooo--ood?

Who sings that?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 06:11 PM (8jjJt)
---
Robert Plant

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2018 06:12 PM (vDqXW)

242 237: robert plant.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 06:12 PM (KP5rU)

243 "False narrative" aka FAKE NEWS

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 18, 2018 06:12 PM (CE6iV)

244 205 Wasn't most of Ukraine originally Poland?

you like stirring things up, don't you?

Posted by: Volhynia at September 18, 2018 06:12 PM (NmR1a)

245 You're always sorry
You're always grateful
You're always wondering what might have been
Then she walks in

And still you're sorry
...

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2018 06:12 PM (lZ9yI)

246 You know that song that goes: I'm in the mood for a melodeee, I'm in the mood for a melodeee, I'm in the moo-oooo--ood?

Who sings that?

Posted by: Soothsayer --

-

Spike Jones.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 18, 2018 06:12 PM (PRfdc)

247 Oh yea. Wonder how their ratings were.

Record low!

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2018 06:12 PM (9qZ3S)

248 Gorsuch and Kavanaugh are both calling FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!

GET OUT!!!

Posted by: Shelly Ford Bozo, trapped in the past at September 18, 2018 06:12 PM (vcOmj)

249 168
"His penis is distinctive in a certain way."



Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 18, 2018 06:02 PM (//voU)



Resembles the state of FL?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 06:03 PM (AllCR)


Minty?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2018 06:12 PM (9dzlp)

250 Hooker No. 1: Well, the little guy was kinda funny-lookin'.
Marge Gunderson: In what way?
Hooker No. 1: I dunno... just funny-lookin'.
Marge Gunderson: Can you be any more specific?
Hooker No. 1: I couldn't really say... He wasn't circumcised.
Marge Gunderson: Was he funny lookin' apart from that?
Hooker No. 1: Yah...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 06:12 PM (39g3+)

251 Kavanaugh's wife is serving the media camped outside their house cupcakes.

She better watch out, or tater might never leave.

......................

That was uncalled for.

Posted by: Taterhead Stelter

Agreed. Mrs. Kavanaugh should never feed the vermin. They will do what all rodents do, return for more free stuff.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg



Those chocolate chunks? Ex-Lax. Any no, you can't use our bathroom.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 06:12 PM (Gjw1J)

252 Minorities can never be racist because of entrenched power structures.

But the Left, who controls 99% of the "power structure" of mass media, can also never be guilty of anything... because reasons.

Posted by: Mega at September 18, 2018 06:12 PM (uEbPt)

253 "Monday Night Football had the worst ratings ever recorded."

heard a guy on the radio declare it was a genius move by the NFL and NIKE to push out the old fans to make room for the new hip young ones. I've got news for him. My sons, both slightly north of 29 have zero interest in the NFL and never have, Both can tell you everything about college f'ball and have encyclopedic knowledge of baseball. NFL and NBA don't register

Posted by: DanMan at September 18, 2018 06:12 PM (QMG5F)

254 Have they really reached to this level of slime or is this a joke from The Onion?
=====

Unfortunately, it's true.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 18, 2018 06:12 PM (//voU)

255 I hope Mrs. Kav had the dog help her make them.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (oVJmc)

256 Anyway the point is, they gave Trump a pebble chipped off the rock slab where Jesus was laid.




Wow. I did not know that. God bless Israel.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (yUPCi)

257 He and Gorsuch have both been convicted of rape. Matthew Dowd testified for the prosecution.


Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 06:12 PM (lwiT4)


Their executions and dismembering will be held live on every network but Fox. Shep will post the highlights.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (ptqGC)

258 Monday Night Football had the worst ratings ever recorded.

Ha! Love it.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 06:06 PM (yUPCi)
+++++
Was a die hard NFL fan since the 1985 Bears got me interested again. Watched it whenever I could. Have watched a game in a year and a half. Don't miss it.

Not. Tired. Of. Winning!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (2sCft)

259 200
Monday Night Football had the worst ratings ever recorded.



My Seahawks are 0-2 so far. Russell Wilson's protection was non-existent. He got sacked six times.



They're making it easy not to watch.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2018 06:07 PM (9qZ3S)

yeah.

no jokes or humor on this topic, just yeah.

But Go Dawgs! Huskies vs Herm Edward's Arizona State Sundevils. on ESPN.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (UsCnO)

260 CNN ask Stormy how far down her throat Trump reached? Did he make tonsil nirvana?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (epDn1)

261 >>>198 Monday Night Football had the worst ratings ever recorded.



awww too bad. otoh I am loving my New Jersey Generals t-shirt I got on amazon.

Posted by: x at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (nFwvY)

262 247
Oh yea. Wonder how their ratings were.



Record low!

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2018 06:12 PM (9qZ3S)


STILL A RECORD!

Posted by: NFL Suits at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (9dzlp)

263 Brett Kavanaugh talking chicks up at a house party circa 1979 - 1983:
Chickie-doo, wearing a "Virginia Is For Lovers" t-shirt stretched tightly across her ample, rounded, bounteous, corn-fed bosoms, bats her doe eyes and looks up at Brett, whereupon he says,

"And Maryland Is For Crabs!"

Chickie-doo exits stage right.


*The preceding may or may not have been based on actual events.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (QLvwG)

264 Now that it might be blowing up and Ford will be a no-show, she burned all the bridges around her.


Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 18, 2018 06:11 PM (q1VoB)

Trump curse!

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (5jVnA)

265 Stormy Daniels was on CNN describing Trump's genitals. They ran a graphic:

"His penis is distinctive in a certain way."


Trump: "Damn straight!"

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (ziPP0)

266 His penis is seared, SEARED in my memory.
Posted by: Stormy Daniel



It's YUGE!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (vcOmj)

267 232. Thank you. I rather liked your 'grieving widow' shiv, m'seld.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (fA1SL)

268 You know that song that goes: I'm in the mood for a melodeee, I'm in the mood for a melodeee, I'm in the moo-oooo--ood?

Robert Plant

https://youtu.be/jj5nH0O8lmg

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (39g3+)

269 Resembles the state of FL?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 06:03 PM (AllCR)

Denmark

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (xPJvm)

270 Who sings that?

Bob Ficus

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2018 06:14 PM (9qZ3S)

271
177 162 Speaking of insane, Tom Arnold sez he and Bob Woodward are "basically the same guy."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:02 PM (ptqGC)

++++

LOL. The day just gets more and more insane.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 18, 2018 06:04 PM (dI3/S)







Just a few days ago, Arnold got into a brawl with Mark Burnett AND Roma Downey. Besides the obvious insanity of attacking a couple, Burnett is filthy rich, extremely powerful in Hollywood, and is a former British Para who saw combat in the Falklands War. THAT'S the guy you want to throw down with?

I'm thinking of the accountant who tried to bribe Bruce Wayne in The Dark Knight...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2018 06:14 PM (eXA4G)

272 261
>>>198 Monday Night Football had the worst ratings ever recorded.







awww too bad. otoh I am loving my New Jersey Generals t-shirt I got on amazon.

Posted by: x at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (nFwvY)


Trump should sell those and donate the profits to Wounded Warrior.

Posted by: NFL Suits at September 18, 2018 06:14 PM (9dzlp)

273 249
168

"His penis is distinctive in a certain way."


Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 18, 2018 06:02 PM (//voU)




Resembles the state of FL?



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 06:03 PM (AllCR)

Minty?


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2018 06:12 PM (9dzlp)

Has SAS on it which will eventually spell Saskatchewan.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2018 06:14 PM (O5bec)

274 269 Resembles the state of FL?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 06:03 PM (AllCR)

Denmark
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (xPJvm)

Michigan.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 06:14 PM (NWiLs)

275 I would not be surprised if the cupcakes were PDT's idea. PDT's strategy for all things supreme-court-related has been to been very dignified (which is different from his strategy on other topics). He probably told them in their strategy meeting to stay on message ("happy, nice family") while they call the Dem's bluff. Literally "let them eat cake."

Posted by: not the mama at September 18, 2018 06:14 PM (t2AQi)

276 Dammit sock off

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2018 06:14 PM (9dzlp)

277 heard a guy on the radio declare it was a genius move by the NFL and NIKE to push out the old fans to make room for the new hip young ones.




Bwahahahahaha

They continue to deny reality. Well, at least they are consistent.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 06:14 PM (yUPCi)

278 Ha. Can you imagine having a porn star who has seen 500+ male parts say that yours is special?

I can't imagine that will turn out how she hopes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 18, 2018 06:14 PM (PRfdc)

279 >>>Speaking of the Russian collusion bit, Has any of the underacted shit hit the fan yet.

Turns out some hard drives got accidentally wiped. In a strange coinkydink, they happened to contain all the info the prez requested! Woopsie!

Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2018 06:15 PM (q177U)

280 Cold comfort for Manafort in his cell
Posted by: Marcus T


He can think about Trump's penis!

Posted by: Stormy Dumbfucker at September 18, 2018 06:15 PM (vcOmj)

281 The "Gorsuch too!" letter feels too good to be true. I'm witholding judgement unless it gets produced.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 18, 2018 06:15 PM (AEeCX)

282 Reading Andrew McCarthy in a trip down memory lane, votes for confirmation
Notorious RBG 96 -3
Breyer 87 - 9
Roberts 78 - 27
Alito 58 - 42
Sotomajor 68 - 31
Kagan 63 - 37
Gorsuch 54- 45

Democrats sail through, Republicans have to fight tooth and nail

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 06:15 PM (T4oHT)

283 Saw the priest in charge of the shrine for the Catholic third interviewed on EWTN about it. He showed it to Kushner first and Kushner was blown away. Took him right to trump on the spot. Trump couldn't believe it either.
Posted by: Simplemind at September 18, 2018 06:07 PM (ZuGkg)

Cool! I thought they also showed the Kush President Trump's picture smiting the devil and Hillary on Yigael's Wall.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 18, 2018 06:15 PM (EoRCO)

284 every penis is distinctive in a certain way.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 06:15 PM (KP5rU)

285 heard a guy on the radio declare it was a genius move by the NFL and NIKE to push out the old fans to make room for the new hip young ones.

Yeah that's the business model Marvel Comics has been working under while plummeting in sales for 3 years. How exactly getting rid of fans helps I'm unable to explain. Do they think there's limited room on the bench for fans or something?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 06:16 PM (39g3+)

286 Denmark



Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (xPJvm)


I WAS IN THE POOL!

Posted by: Trump at September 18, 2018 06:16 PM (5jVnA)

287 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (fA1SL)

Thx. It's good to know other people were rather annoyed by him too, even if I was the most outwardly irritable one.

Given the curent political climate "He's dead" seems like a very poor choice of words by TotesnotTroll.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 06:16 PM (AllCR)

288 now that Manafort made a deal and may be helping convict Podestas, not Trumps ... hey, he's not such a bad guy after all ... all is forgiven.


Of course we knew this two years ago, but it didn't serve our PsyOp and Coup back then, to admit what liars we are.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2018 06:16 PM (Cus5s)

289
every penis is distinctive in a certain way.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 06:15 PM (KP5rU)


Is there something you'd like to share with the Horde?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:16 PM (ptqGC)

290 233
His penis is seared, SEARED in my memory.


Posted by: Stormy Daniel at September 18, 2018 06:11 PM (ptqGC)

----
Its prolly the gonorrhea

Posted by: BluesFish at September 18, 2018 06:17 PM (GyYp6)

291 Every dick is beautiful in its own way

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 06:17 PM (NWiLs)

292 every penis is distinctive in a certain way.
=====

I loved them, every one.

Posted by: Shep! at September 18, 2018 06:17 PM (//voU)

293 a genius move by the NFL and NIKE to push out the old fans to make room for the new hip young ones.

Yeah, because if there is one thing that businesses hate, it is MORE money.


Genius!

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 18, 2018 06:17 PM (5jVnA)

294 Poland was "moved westward" as a result of the outcome of the little unpleasantness in the area back in the '40s. So yes, part of Soviet and independent Ukraine were Poland up to 1939. This area had some of the only open unrest seen in the USSR prior to the pre-collapse period of the late '80s, and the only significant political unrest in an ethnic-European area that I can recall (Georgia of course had lots of fun and uproar at regular intervals, it is the way of their people - also, the Soviet republic with the most party leaders executed for $$$ corruption - Georgia's great! Sort of a Sicily in the Caucasus).

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 06:17 PM (QDnY+)

295 I think Stormy should raise money by getting people to show her their penis for a fee. Closest one to Trumps gets a prize- kind of like the porn star version of prizes they have at fairs

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 06:18 PM (AllCR)

296 I hope Mrs. Kav had the dog help her make them.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (oVJmc)

I hope that she had help from Ex-Lax.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 18, 2018 06:18 PM (xPl2J)

297 289: Jane, maybe later.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 06:18 PM (KP5rU)

298 I have drank Titos and found it wanting. Give me Polish potato vodka any day.

Posted by: Regular joe at September 18, 2018 06:18 PM (7PllL)

299 Well, I mean it used to be that supreme court nominations were pretty well just assumed, the senate confirmation was a formality until Bork. Then they decided it was time to turn it into a freaking clown show and its gotten worse every year.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 06:18 PM (39g3+)

300 I saw Robert Plant and Allison Krauss at Ravinia a few years ago. You wouldn't think their voices would meld, but it was lovely.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 06:18 PM (lwiT4)

301 Is there something you'd like to share with the Horde?




Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:16 PM (ptqGC)

SEE! thats why I didn't go there!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2018 06:18 PM (O5bec)

302 heard a guy on the radio declare it was a genius move by the NFL and NIKE to push out the old fans to make room for the new hip young ones.

-

Yeah, you know. Just like the wildly popular Monster energy Nascar series.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 18, 2018 06:18 PM (PRfdc)

303 283. Wouldn't mind pharaonic style art of trump scourging his enemies. But ya gotta build it big, see.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 06:18 PM (fA1SL)

304 260
CNN ask Stormy how far down her throat Trump reached? Did he make tonsil nirvana?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (epDn1)

Stormy, point to that spot on your neck for the court?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 06:18 PM (UsCnO)

305
Stormy Daniels was on CNN describing Trump's genitals.


THEN IT STARTED TO EAT THE POPCORN!




Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2018 06:18 PM (gmo/4)

306 My Seahawks are 0-2 so far. Russell Wilson's protection was non-existent. He got sacked six times.

They're making it easy not to watch.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2018 06:07 PM (9qZ3S)


Rumor has it there's a lot of trouble in the locker room over Wilson and the coach coddling him at the expense of the other players.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 18, 2018 06:18 PM (AEeCX)

307 Monday Night Football had the worst ratings ever recorded.

You didn't read that from us!

Posted by: ESPN.com at September 18, 2018 06:19 PM (oTMWb)

308 295
I think Stormy should raise money by getting people to show her their
penis for a fee. Closest one to Trumps gets a prize- kind of like the
porn star version of prizes they have at fairs

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 06:18 PM (AllCR)

I think that should be penii.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 18, 2018 06:19 PM (5jVnA)

309 every penis is distinctive in a certain way.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 06:15 PM (KP5rU)

+++
Didn't Tolstoy begin one of his novel with that line?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 06:19 PM (2sCft)

310 Ms Cavenaugh, how come there is chewed up corn in these cupcakes?

Posted by: CNN at September 18, 2018 06:19 PM (epDn1)

311 281 The "Gorsuch too!" letter feels too good to be true. I'm witholding judgement unless it gets produced.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer


lol. why?

Posted by: x at September 18, 2018 06:19 PM (nFwvY)

312 Sorry about this bonhomme, but fuck the Seahawks with a red hot poker.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 06:19 PM (NWiLs)

313 Wondering if penis talk is better than fart discussions

Posted by: IC at September 18, 2018 06:19 PM (c9z3K)

314 I guess every penis tells a story. Or would, if it could.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:19 PM (ptqGC)

315 258
Monday Night Football had the worst ratings ever recorded.



Ha! Love it.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 06:06 PM (yUPCi)

+++++

Was a die hard NFL fan since the 1985 Bears got me interested again.
Watched it whenever I could. Have watched a game in a year and a
half. Don't miss it.



Not. Tired. Of. Winning!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (2sCft)


Former NFL addict....don't miss it one bit.

Fun to watch once in a while. But it's mostly a boring pile of trash. I'd rather sit outside and watch the birds on my feeders.

GET OFF MY LAWN!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2018 06:20 PM (9dzlp)

316 Yeah, I thought of Anna Karenina when I saw that.
"All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way."

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 18, 2018 06:20 PM (xPl2J)

317 every penis is distinctive in a certain way.
Posted by: chavez the hugo


That seems like a bit of knowledge that not everyone has.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at September 18, 2018 06:20 PM (vcOmj)

318

In b4 Porky's reference?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 06:20 PM (8jjJt)

319 305


Stormy Daniels was on CNN describing Trump's genitals.


THEN IT STARTED TO EAT THE POPCORN!


Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2018 06:18 PM (gmo/4)


LMAO.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2018 06:20 PM (O5bec)

320 Just a few days ago, Arnold got into a brawl with Mark Burnett AND Roma Downey.



Yep, he wanted tapes from "The Apprentice"(Burnett produced). Arnold believes they will take Trump down. Burnett wouldn't give them to him. So Tom got physical.

That's why Tom compared himself to Woodward, bcz of the tapes and some TV show he is promoting.

Burnett & Roma are married and proclaimed Christians...just FyI.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 06:20 PM (yUPCi)

321 313 Wondering if penis talk is better than fart discussions
Posted by: IC at September 18, 2018 06:19 PM (c9z3K)

Not mutually exclusive, you know.

Posted by: Shep! at September 18, 2018 06:20 PM (NWiLs)

322 What Broadway is begging for right now, is "The Penis Chronicles."

Imagine the cast!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:20 PM (ptqGC)

323 AND Repub choices have judicial chops and constitutional competence ... Dems are just social justice warriors, willing to ignore the law for their brave new world. Wise Latina indeed.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2018 06:20 PM (Cus5s)

324 314
I guess every penis tells a story. Or would, if it could.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:19 PM (ptqGC)


You are on a roll.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2018 06:20 PM (9dzlp)

325 Kinda tingly and all.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 18, 2018 06:06 PM


It's the beta-aniline.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2018 06:20 PM (ctuyM)

326 313. Let a hundred schlongs swing, and a thousand farts blossom. - Great Helmsman, if he'd been a Moron

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 06:20 PM (fA1SL)

327 I think that should be penii.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 18, 2018 06:19 PM (5jVnA)

I'll take your word for it. I've never had multiple men show me their penis at one time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 06:20 PM (AllCR)

328 Rumor has it there's a lot of trouble in the locker room over Wilson and
the coach coddling him at the expense of the other players.


Did they have a guy retire at halftime yet?

Posted by: The Buffalo Bills at September 18, 2018 06:21 PM (jDF8P)

329 My dick just transmitted an update from Uranus.

"Said to Stormy one lonely night... from Uranus."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2018 06:21 PM (iiixZ)

330 321
313 Wondering if penis talk is better than fart discussions

Posted by: IC at September 18, 2018 06:19 PM (c9z3K)



Not mutually exclusive, you know.

Posted by: Shep! at September 18, 2018 06:20 PM (NWiLs)


FIRST ON THE FART THREAD

Posted by: Chlamydia Thundershart at September 18, 2018 06:21 PM (9dzlp)

331 "His penis is distinctive in a certain way."



Posted by: Bicentennialguy at

Aren't they all? Including boobs, balls, and whoo-ha's

Posted by: cheri at September 18, 2018 06:21 PM (oiNtH)

332 Just a few days ago, Arnold got into a brawl with Mark Burnett AND Roma Downey. Besides the obvious insanity of attacking a couple, Burnett is filthy rich, extremely powerful in Hollywood, and is a former British Para who saw combat in the Falklands War. THAT'S the guy you want to throw down with?

I'm thinking of the accountant who tried to bribe Bruce Wayne in The Dark Knight...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2018 06:14 PM (eXA4G)

++++

He is losing it. I read the article in Rolling Stone and even as idiotically left-wing as they are, they could not patch him together to make any sense. So they went with "light-hearted kind of crazy".

Posted by: washrivergal at September 18, 2018 06:21 PM (dI3/S)

333 every penis is distinctive in a certain way.


I don't think mine is terribly distinctive. It's just there. Pink and dangly.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2018 06:21 PM (9qZ3S)

334
Isn't there an ongoing thing in Porky's where the school nurse is determined to find a specific penis that was poking through a hole in the girl's locker room?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 06:21 PM (8jjJt)

335 321
313 Wondering if penis talk is better than fart discussions

Posted by: IC at September 18, 2018 06:19 PM (c9z3K)



Not mutually exclusive, you know.

Posted by: Shep! at September 18, 2018 06:20 PM (NWiLs)


FIRST ON THE PENIS THREAD

Posted by: Anthony Wiener at September 18, 2018 06:21 PM (9dzlp)

336 Pray for wisdom and strength and truth and a humble attitude that all in DC realize that they are there to serve America. And that they see that America and all that it still stands for does not serve DC. That True American values are not DCs Values.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 18, 2018 06:22 PM (0OmEj)

337 I'll take your word for it. I've never had multiple men show me their penis at one time.



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 06:20 PM (AllCR)

Ok guys....
Really Fen? You said that here?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2018 06:22 PM (O5bec)

338 303 283. Wouldn't mind pharaonic style art of trump scourging his enemies. But ya gotta build it big, see.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 06:18 PM (fA1SL)


Speed the God-Emperor

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 18, 2018 06:22 PM (xJa6I)

339 Has CNN hit peak reprehensible yet sophomoric yet?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 06:22 PM (AllCR)

340 SEE! thats why I didn't go there!


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2018 06:18 PM (O5bec)

With ketchup, or no?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 18, 2018 06:22 PM (5jVnA)

341 Kellyanne on Bret's show now.

I'll bet going home to her Trump-hating husband who tweets about his hate constantly, is a real joy every night.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:22 PM (ptqGC)

342 Speaking of the Russian collusion bit, Has any of the underacted shit hit the fan yet.



Turns out some hard drives got accidentally wiped. In a strange
coinkydink, they happened to contain all the info the prez requested!
Woopsie!


Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2018 06:15 PM

---

That's OK, Trump has had all of the unredacted stuff for the better part of a year now. If the FBI/IC refuses to get onboard he will release them himself or direct Nunes to do it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 18, 2018 06:22 PM (JUOKG)

343 I liked real football. It sounds like it's two-hand touch on the QB this year. Boring! I like a good running game, so you can imagine how long ago I stopped watching.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2018 06:22 PM (oTMWb)

344 337 I'll take your word for it. I've never had multiple men show me their penis at one time.



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 06:20 PM (AllCR)

Now if one guy had shown you his multiple penises, that would've been something.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 06:23 PM (NWiLs)

345 338. Side of the Hoover Dam would make a damned fine canvas. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 06:23 PM (fA1SL)

346 My penis went viral!!!

Posted by: Anthony Wiener at September 18, 2018 06:23 PM (9dzlp)

347 16 the rumor is that She Ford sent a letter naming Gorsuch when he was being confirmed


If it's a rumor, it's a fact. Beyond reproach.
Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2018 05:41 PM (n6bs1)


Yep. New rules.

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 06:23 PM (sdi6R)

348 With ketchup, or no?


Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 18, 2018 06:22 PM (5jVnA)

lol. Shut up flounder.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2018 06:23 PM (O5bec)

349 327. ...I'll take your word for it. I've never had multiple men show me their penis at one time.

sounds like its time for a MoMe ...

Posted by: Not clever enough for a good nic at September 18, 2018 06:23 PM (bVc72)

350 Sure. Every penis is special in it's own way.

Posted by: Fred Rogers at September 18, 2018 06:23 PM (vDqXW)

351 We should start putting the wrong punchlines into jokes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 06:23 PM (PRfdc)

352 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2018 06:22 PM (O5bec)

Yes; I've said it some other places too. is there a euphemism you'd prefer. How about pee-pee?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 06:23 PM (AllCR)

353 I saw Robert Plant and Allison Krauss at Ravinia a few years ago. You wouldn't think their voices would meld, but it was lovely.

That's because Alison Krauss is an angel

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 06:24 PM (39g3+)

354 It was the best of penis. It was the worst of penis.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 18, 2018 06:24 PM (pw+jk)

355 Now opening on Broadway, La Cock aux Folles!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 06:24 PM (NWiLs)

356 Wouldn't mind pharaonic style art of trump scourging his enemies. But ya gotta build it big, see.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 06:18 PM (fA1SL)

Yup...with chariots, and eagles and ZSU-23-4 Shilkas in a support role.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 18, 2018 06:24 PM (EoRCO)

357 I'll take your word for it. I've never had multiple men show me their penis at one time.
=====

Hunny, you don't know what you're missin!

Posted by: Shep! at September 18, 2018 06:24 PM (//voU)

358 I'll take your word for it. I've never had multiple men show me their penis at one time.



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 06:20 PM (AllCR)

I was just hoping to get you to say penis again.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 18, 2018 06:24 PM (5jVnA)

359 @356
No, but it can.....

Posted by: Herpes at September 18, 2018 06:24 PM (epDn1)

360 Stormy Daniels was on CNN describing Trump's genitals.

---
That's no porch es a BMW!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 06:24 PM (PRfdc)

361 Was a die hard NFL fan since the 1985 Bears got me interested again.

Watched it whenever I could.


The '85 Bears were the epitome of awesome. I say this as a die-hard Packer fan. They were just cool.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 06:24 PM (lwiT4)

362 "Fine, you put on a raincoat every morning, go into a cave and do push-ups 'til you puke!"

Posted by: Just the Punchline! at September 18, 2018 06:25 PM (oVJmc)

363

I'm still giggling over "Surfer Jesus" from this morning.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 06:25 PM (8jjJt)

364 341
Kellyanne on Bret's show now.

I'll bet going home to her Trump-hating husband who tweets about his hate constantly, is a real joy every night.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:22 PM (ptqGC)


Yeah he's no Trump's Penis for sure.
Still a penis thread?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2018 06:25 PM (9dzlp)

365 >>>Now what was their relationship to the maniac, Johnny?

they were his aunts

Posted by: concrete girl at September 18, 2018 06:25 PM (1YQLC)

366 In a hole in the ground, there lived a Penis.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 18, 2018 06:25 PM (xPJvm)

367 Mine is "distinctive" too,wanna see?(bites lip)
Bubba Clinton

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 06:25 PM (mCMQ5)

368 @279 --

Well, by coincidence, I have copies of everything you had stored away, and they contain enough evidence to put all of you away for life (which won't be a long time, for some of you).

Oh, you say those are inaccurate? Too bad you have no way to disprove them.

Oh, you do? Then hand them over!

Posted by: Weak Geek at September 18, 2018 06:25 PM (GgmdC)

369 That's because Alison Krauss is an angel

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 06:24 PM (39g3+)



She truly is. What a voice.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 06:25 PM (lwiT4)

370 Johnny the killer was the nephew. Mortimer was a son of a seacook.

Posted by: AlmostYuman at September 18, 2018 06:25 PM (mgrUE)

371 Diddler on the Roof

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 06:25 PM (NWiLs)

372 OMG, one of my jackass friends just posted a Ruth Bader Ginsburg action figure. These people are off their rockers.

Posted by: no good deed at September 18, 2018 06:26 PM (1uG1d)

373 Oops, 346
Whatcha expect? I a virus!

Posted by: Herpes at September 18, 2018 06:26 PM (epDn1)

374 Wasn't it Drew Carry who had the "Dick Jokes and Beer" book?

Some of the dick jokes where off the charts funny.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2018 06:26 PM (iiixZ)

375 Sorry about this bonhomme, but fuck the Seahawks with a red hot poker.

Sports rivalry doesn't get me angry. You could say this to my face and I'd just smile and ask who your team was.

Was it Richard Sherman or maybe the 12th man crowd that got you fired up?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2018 06:26 PM (9qZ3S)

376 every penis tells a story, don't it

who the hell sang that?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 06:26 PM (KP5rU)

377 nood

Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 06:26 PM (jDF8P)

378 360
Stormy Daniels was on CNN describing Trump's genitals.

---
That's no porch es a BMW!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your
stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 06:24 PM (PRfdc)


I 'm starting to think that Stormy just can't let it go. Like maybe it was the best penis she ever had which is saying a lot.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2018 06:26 PM (9dzlp)

379 I saw a tweeted picture of Arnold after the assault. He looked every bit the coked out alcoholic that I believe he is. What a mess.

Posted by: cheri at September 18, 2018 06:26 PM (oiNtH)

380 337 I'll take your word for it. I've never had multiple men show me their penis at one time.



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September



so they took turns?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 06:27 PM (MTjB1)

381 376 every penis tells a story, don't it

who the hell sang that?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 06:26 PM (KP5rU)

The Runaways?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 18, 2018 06:27 PM (xJa6I)

382 172


Well Conservative treehouse said they asked for more time.. I can't
bring stuff over but that's what I read... I hope the President says
no... now!

Posted by: It's me donna

-------------



Send a over a contingent of Marines. Well-caffeinated, nicotine-deprived, with Gen. Mattis in charge.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 06:03 PM (H5fqZ)


Trump can just use US Marshalls, but having a couple dozen Marines landing by helicopter, fully armed, would emphasize the point of who is in charge after all.

Mattis would be back in the White House, with a headset on, in front of a closed circuit TV feed, calling the shots.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 06:27 PM (UsCnO)

383 356. MLRS. GRAD, for preference.

https://youtu.be/BC_I-KAhfqE

SMR content - dude with the broken arm is Givi, recently assassinated leader of Novorossiyan armor and arty. They killed him with an RPG Schmel.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 06:27 PM (fA1SL)

384 every penis is distinctive in a certain way.


Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 06:15 PM (KP5rU)

That's from Mary Poppins, right?

Posted by: Mega at September 18, 2018 06:27 PM (uEbPt)

385 GAINZZZZ-
Tried some riced vegetable pilaf from Alexia (who make great onion rings). It's some sauce with riced cauliflower and carrots and maybe onions...? An entire bag is 130 cals; is pretty good (in the frozen veg section at my Safeway/Carr's)!
Also Bird's Eye has some zucchini (and lentil) pasta in a steam bag with marinara sauce. Tried this recently as well and again it was surprisingly good. Nice alternative side for some occasions where you might want pasta but are trying to go carb light.
On topic:WRT to Manafort, if any administration were put under the kind of microscope PDT is, they would have found 10 times as many things - and stuff two orders of magnitude more alarming. Remember the whole Charlie Trie/China donations/Buddhist monk fiasco? Never mind Lois Lerner, credit card xaction donations to Obama not being checked for foreign origin, Hillary and the Clinton Foundation donations at the same time she was SoS, etc. Sounds like Manafort played fast and loose with some tax shit and other stuff, but I am so tired of how it's played out as if this is the most corrupt administration in history, when WJC was DISBARRED in AK, ffs.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl, now with more Kaboom! at September 18, 2018 06:27 PM (Gim9y)

386 Sock off

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 18, 2018 06:27 PM (epDn1)

387 352
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2018 06:22 PM (O5bec)



Yes; I've said it some other places too. is there a euphemism you'd prefer. How about pee-pee?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 06:23 PM (AllCR)

no no no, i meant when you said that here all the guys would then show you their penis(i)...
thats why I said "ok guys" Like "OK guys in 1,2,3..."

Wheres Ben?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2018 06:27 PM (O5bec)

388 OMG, one of my jackass friends just posted a Ruth Bader Ginsburg action figure. These people are off their rockers.


Posted by: no good deed at September 18, 2018 06:26 PM

---

What does it do, fall asleep during oral arguments at SCOTUS?

They are worried folks, bordering on obsessive worry at this point that RBG is going to step down and get replaced by Trump.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 18, 2018 06:28 PM (JUOKG)

389 374; dirty jokes and beer. yes, drew carey. it is still hilarious.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 06:28 PM (KP5rU)

390 Bad news for Camera Hogg. His fifteen minutes are over. Christine Ford's has begun.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 18, 2018 06:28 PM (+y/Ru)

391 Was a die hard NFL fan since the 1985 Bears got me interested again.

Watched it whenever I could.


The '85 Bears were the epitome of awesome. I say this as a die-hard Packer fan. They were just cool.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 06:24 PM (lwiT4)

++++
The absolute dominance of the'85 Bears defense was just breathtaking. Was so fun watching the defense make the opposing offense look like a high school team.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 06:28 PM (2sCft)

392 A rat. A big motherfucking rat with an eight inch long distinctive penis.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 18, 2018 06:28 PM (pw+jk)

393 sounds like its time for a MoMe ...
Posted by: Not clever enough for a good nic at September 18, 2018 06:23 PM (bVc72)

LOL. NO!!. Not at the MoMe I'm arranging. I may be the only woman there.They can arrange to do that afterwards if this inclined. :^(. We are meeting at a restaurant.baqr. We will have door prizes, a Mad Libs and drinks and dinner. I will be most grateful if men will keep their penises under wraps during the time I am there. If they want to get thrown out I want to get thrown out that happen AFTER I Leave..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 06:28 PM (AllCR)

394 Fuck, sorry about the spacing! Argh! what the HELL. It showed breaks at the end of lines, and new paragraphs, I swear!


Posted by: atomicplaygirl, now with more Kaboom! at September 18, 2018 06:28 PM (Gim9y)

395 372
OMG, one of my jackass friends just posted a Ruth Bader Ginsburg action figure. These people are off their rockers.

Posted by: no good deed at September 18, 2018 06:26 PM (1uG1d)

Send him/her one of these.

https://store419.com/product/donald-trump-doll- this-bobblehead-trump-has-a- bobbling-middle-finger-instead-of- head-f-u-media-liberals/

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 18, 2018 06:28 PM (5jVnA)

396 I 'm starting to think that Stormy just can't let it go. Like maybe it was the best penis she ever had which is saying a lot.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2018 06:26 PM (9dzlp)


---

Yeah, I'm not sure how a pornstar proclaiming that an elderly billionaire (and now POTUS) has an exceptional penis is working in HER favor.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 06:28 PM (PRfdc)

397 Kellyanne on Bret's show now.

I'll bet going home to her Trump-hating husband who tweets about his hate constantly, is a real joy every night.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 06:22 PM (ptqGC)
**************************

He must be a real jerk.
I can't imagine any spouse tweeting out negative crap about their spouse's employer. WTF is wrong with him?
It's just nasty, mean and weird.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 06:29 PM (hECVl)

398 >>Stormy Daniels was on CNN describing Trump's genitals.

Think Long Island.

Posted by: PDT at September 18, 2018 06:29 PM (r9UYA)

399
368 @279 --

Well, by coincidence, I have copies of everything you had stored away, and they contain enough evidence to put all of you away for life (which won't be a long time, for some of you).

Oh, you say those are inaccurate? Too bad you have no way to disprove them.

Oh, you do? Then hand them over!
Posted by: Weak Geek at September 18, 2018 06:25 PM (GgmdC)








Actually, that brings up a good point. I fully expect the FIB to try something stupid like altering the text before releasing them. Which will be fun to watch when the Golden Scalp Weasel releases the actual unaltered documents.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2018 06:29 PM (eXA4G)

400 I can say a specific subculture of Males have seen way too many penii, in a not gay fashion. Believe me the penis is not special in any way. Live in a berthing that houses 200+ men for four plus years and you will see things. Things that cant be unseen.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 18, 2018 06:29 PM (0OmEj)

401 If I was a betting man, I'd say Anderson Cooper from CNN knows more about old man balls than Stormy Daniels.

Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2018 06:29 PM (Z9C5C)

402 OMG, one of my jackass friends just posted a Ruth Bader Ginsburg action figure. These people are off their rockers.

Posted by: no good deed at September 18, 2018 06:26 PM (1uG1d)

That could do double duty as a garden gnome, and scare moles away.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2018 06:30 PM (iwUO9)

403 Actually, that brings up a good point. I fully expect the FIB to try something stupid like altering the text before releasing them. Which will be fun to watch when the Golden Scalp Weasel releases the actual unaltered documents.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2018 06:29 PM (eXA4G)
=++++
You would think that the FBI would know the gig is up. and so many of the top brass has been fired or resigned. Who knows.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 06:30 PM (2sCft)

404 Yeah, well, ever since he swallowed that bowling ball, he checks EVERYTHING for size.

Posted by: Burger Chef at September 18, 2018 06:31 PM (RuIsu)

405 But Go Dawgs! Huskies vs Herm Edward's Arizona State Sundevils. on ESPN.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 06:13 PM (UsCnO)

And Myles Gaskin went to high school with my oldest son! super cool kid and an amazing family!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 18, 2018 06:31 PM (d7Ww2)

406 my jackass friends just posted a Ruth Bader Ginsburg action figure. These people are off their rockers.

Posted by: no good deed at S



you seem to be very liberal in your use of the word "friend." you will find that being more discriminating and using the word "acquaintance" and phrase "someone I am friendly with" will solve this problem.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 06:31 PM (MTjB1)

407 Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 18, 2018 06:22 PM (0OmEj)

Nice prayer. In church I always pray that people in government have integrity and a desire too serve rather than be served.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 06:32 PM (AllCR)

408 An RBG action figure seems like it would just be the emperor from the original Star Wars but without any powers or vitality.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 06:32 PM (PRfdc)

409 when was clinton disbarred in ak?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 06:33 PM (MTjB1)

410 Brennan: Wray, Coats, Rosenstein Obligated to 'Push Back Against' Trump's Order to Declassify Documents


breitbart.com


The rats are drowning.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 18, 2018 06:33 PM (r9UYA)

411 you would think the rbg action figure would be a dalek.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 06:33 PM (MTjB1)

412 ...obsessive worry at this point that RBG is going to step down and get replaced by Trump.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 18, 2018 06:28 PM (JUOKG)

You mean DIE, don't you?

Posted by: MarkY at September 18, 2018 06:33 PM (FPWMe)

413 390
Bad news for Camera Hogg. His fifteen minutes are over. Christine Ford's has begun.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 18, 2018 06:28 PM (+y/Ru)


This is about my lack of penis, isn't it?

Posted by: Camera Hogg at September 18, 2018 06:34 PM (9dzlp)

414 Good luck, Huskies, and don't sleep on them. Wasn't it Arizona State that beat MSU recently?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 06:34 PM (PRfdc)

415 OMG, one of my jackass friends just posted a Ruth Bader Ginsburg action figure. These people are off their rockers.
========
*squints*

Looks like an upside down letter L to me.

Posted by: Simplemind at September 18, 2018 06:35 PM (ZuGkg)

416 Was it Richard Sherman or maybe the 12th man crowd that got you fired up?
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2018 06:26 PM (9qZ3S)

I live in WA state, friend of the SO's worked at casinos near here.
Richard Sherman is apparently every inch the douche you think he is. The casino this guy worked at had a table reserved for Sherman for any time he showed up. He would drop a shit ton of cash there, but would be abusive to employees, spill drinks on the table, tried to flip the table once when he lost, had screaming tantrums, etc. Said when staff saw Sherman, the mood immediately got crappy.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl, now with more Kaboom! at September 18, 2018 06:35 PM (Gim9y)

417 Brennan: Wray, Coats, Rosenstein Obligated to 'Push Back Against' Trump's Order to Declassify Documents


breitbart.com


The rats are drowning.



Posted by: Under Fire at September 18, 2018 06:33 PM (r9UYA)

Trump is their boss and the final arbiter of what is classified. Not only are they not obliged, they should be fired for insubordination if they push back.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 18, 2018 06:35 PM (FTXAT)

418 lol, if rbg does not step down now she will after kavanaugh gets to the court and gang molests her with gorsuch. hard part would be getting her into a one piece swimming suit without a block and tackle.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 06:35 PM (MTjB1)

419 They are worried folks, bordering on obsessive worry at this point that RBG is going to step down and get replaced by Trump.


I am going to tell her RBG could have been a real hero for her and stepped down during Obama's presidency. I've had it with this bullshit worship.

Posted by: no good deed at September 18, 2018 06:36 PM (1uG1d)

420 12 Where does Manafort go to get his life back?

His career, his reputation, the weeks (months?) spent in solitary confinement???
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 05:40 PM (W+vEI)

When Mueller loses his?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 06:36 PM (jlHSA)

421 OMG, one of my jackass friends just posted a Ruth Bader Ginsburg action figure. These people are off their rockers.

Posted by: no good deed at September 18, 2018 06:26 PM (1uG1d)

That could do double duty as a garden gnome, and scare moles away.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2018 06:30 PM (iwUO9)
***************************

You should ask her when they'll be putting out the Left's other hero The Stormy Daniels action figure.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 06:36 PM (hECVl)

422 409
when was clinton disbarred in ak?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 06:33 PM (MTjB1)

God, you're testing my memory, Y5, that was last century! ;-) The AK bar prohibited him from practicing law for two years in the state, IIRC.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl, now with more Kaboom! at September 18, 2018 06:38 PM (Gim9y)

423 Where does Manafort go to get his life back?

His career, his reputation, the weeks (months?) spent in solitary confinement???
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 05:40 PM (W+vEI)

When Mueller loses his?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 06:36 PM (jlHSA)
**************************

He's still going to prison.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 06:39 PM (hECVl)

424 I'd like to teach the penii to sing,

In perfect harmony

Posted by: New Coke at September 18, 2018 06:39 PM (QLvwG)

425 God, you're testing my memory, Y5, that was last century! ;-) The AK bar prohibited him from practicing law for two years in the state, IIRC.
Posted by: atomicplaygirl, now with more Kaboom! at S




APG!



sorry, was only dicking around over the misuse of the ak abbreviation. he was disbarred in ar.




go to the new thread!

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 06:39 PM (MTjB1)

426 You should ask her when they'll be putting out the Left's other hero The Stormy Daniels action figure


Don't they already have an inflatable one?

Posted by: no good deed at September 18, 2018 06:40 PM (1uG1d)

427 Y5 - it was five years (bitly link):


fxn.ws/2DaHxNZ

Posted by: atomicplaygirl, now with more Kaboom! at September 18, 2018 06:42 PM (Gim9y)

428 Marla Maples said Trump was best sex she ever had.

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2018 06:43 PM (aQfmB)

429
Shouldn't we ask Bernie Sanders, who is an Expert on Women's Rape Fantasies, his opinion on this?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 06:44 PM (8jjJt)

430 77: I believe that's a tumbril in French

Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at September 18, 2018 07:00 PM (swldI)

431 408 An RBG action figure seems like it would just be the emperor from the original Star Wars but without any powers or vitality.

so snoke, then

Posted by: Anachronda at September 18, 2018 07:02 PM (xGZ+b)

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