Ted Cruz's Slapdick Democrat Challenger Beta O'Rourke: There's Nothing More Patriotic Than Protesting the Flag in the NFL

This should probably earn him some votes from NeverTrumpers, who are very, very keen on talking up how patriotic the flag-protests are.

Largely because Trump opposes them. Therefore, like race-based ethnic cleansing, they must support it.

Because Principles. Just ask them!!! They'll tell you!!!! 10,000 times on Twitter a day.

O'Rourke, a Democratic congressman, was asked at a recent campaign event about NFL players who kneel during the anthem. O'Rourke replied, "I can think of nothing more American than to peacefully stand up, or take a knee for your rights anytime, anywhere, any place."


While Republicans decried the remark, liberals are celebrating it.

The same NeverTrump #SalonHot25 All-Stars who endlessly praise the flag protests in the name of free speech also, oddly enough, cheer the conspiracy of tech megacorporations to deplatform conservatives, and to deny them very basic financial services (such as merely having MasterCard process a Patreon donation).

The latter they call "the right of a private businesses to do what they want," ignoring the fact that corporations rarely enter these controversies of their own accord; they're pressured to do so by leftwing lobbying groups.

But when someone pressures the NFL to enforce its own rules against political statements during games -- and remember, the NFL has fined players for wearing 9/11 tribute cleats, or a black armband to mourn the Dallas policemen killed by a Black Lives Matter sniper -- suddenly the TruCons insist that it's morally wrong to even apply social pressure to a corporation.

They never say a goddamn word when it's their leftist allies doing the pressuring, of course.

They even shriek when conservatives merely counter-pressure a corporation which is already being pressured by the left.

It's only the Cons Who Must Be Owned.

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1 First?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 23, 2018 06:18 PM (uDcBt)

2 So how big a loser is this Beta idiot?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2018 06:19 PM (oVJmc)

3 He looks like a nitwit. And I keep reading his name as Bento (as in Bento Box).

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 23, 2018 06:20 PM (a0IVu)

4 If I lose to this guy, in Texas, shoot me into space.

Posted by: Ted Cruz, Son of Assasins at August 23, 2018 06:20 PM (4e+hS)

5 Beto<Wendy Davis

Posted by: rammajamma at August 23, 2018 06:21 PM (xceTB)

6 Wasn't he busted for DUI and burglary or something. And why do people think this hack is Hispanic?

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at August 23, 2018 06:21 PM (qZdIZ)

7 2
So how big a loser is this Beta idiot?


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2018 06:19 PM (oVJmc)


I'm thinking at least 2-3 points more now, come Nov.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 23, 2018 06:21 PM (q1VoB)

8 He seems to be running a decent campaign, but will muck it up in the end. Looks like that process continues apace.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 23, 2018 06:22 PM (fYi9j)

9 Bing is pushing NBC headlines that he's within 4 points of Cruz.

I strongly suspect that is not the case--how close did they say Wendy Davis was? But if Cruz were in fact to lose, seppuku would be the only honorable choice.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 23, 2018 06:22 PM (yL25O)

10 Beta O'Rourke.

Never change, Ace. Never change.

Posted by: filbert at August 23, 2018 06:22 PM (953wK)

11
Dissent is the highest form of patriotism. None should question patriotism.

Posted by: Dimley through a fog darkly at August 23, 2018 06:22 PM (I9Sw7)

12 Beta O'Rourke.

That's funny.

Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2018 06:22 PM (0HjC7)

13 I can think of nothing more American.
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A responsible homeowner burns their house down.

Posted by: Bastard Beto at August 23, 2018 06:22 PM (//voU)

14 Been getting phone calls for a couple of months from both Cruz workers and O'Rourke workers.

Bless her heart, the Beto worker was just completely deflated when I told her that there is no way in Hell that ANYONE in this household is ever voting for a Democrat.

She said that she would remove our name from their call list......

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 23, 2018 06:23 PM (uDcBt)

15 I never saw Master Beto before this post.

He kinda looks like Little Shitler.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 23, 2018 06:23 PM (AzW6q)

16 Is this Beta O'Rourke Hogg Boy's big brother?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 23, 2018 06:23 PM (nBr1j)

17 "Taking a knee." Who came up with such an asinine expression? And why are the rest of the idiots treating it like it's actually a thing?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2018 06:24 PM (fw2WT)

18 Is Beto Texas' version of GA's Tossoff?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2018 06:24 PM (ptqGC)

19 15 I never saw Master Beto before this post.

He kinda looks like Little Shitler.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 23, 2018 06:23 PM (AzW6q)

I did not see this prior to my post. Average minds think alike.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 23, 2018 06:24 PM (nBr1j)

20 Is this Beta O'Rourke Hogg Boy's big brother?
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 23, 2018 06:23 PM (nBr1j)

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Ha! Great minds, and all that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 23, 2018 06:24 PM (AzW6q)

21 "No seriously, I'm as Spanish as tapas and sangria!"

If Cruz has any sign of weakness against this incredibly stupid child, it's probably due to his excessive cuckil

Posted by: trev006 at August 23, 2018 06:24 PM (cgzEU)

22 Does any other State out there need a dress-wearing punk rocker Columbia rowing captain to bray like a leftist jackass while running for the Senate on some half-ass Mexican name this poor man's Kennedy calls himself.

Posted by: Direwolf at August 23, 2018 06:25 PM (BmTFY)

23 So where are the polls at down there with this race?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 23, 2018 06:25 PM (4ErVI)

24 Beta, haha.

He might be able to get away with something like that in CA, but not in TX. Cruz will wipe the floor with him.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at August 23, 2018 06:25 PM (pFNVe)

25 So how big a loser is this Beta idiot?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2018 06:19 PM (oVJmc)

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Robert Frances O'Rourke is down by 4 points to Cruz in......Austin. That should answer your question.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 23, 2018 06:25 PM (I16G8)

26 Yeah, my FB libs have been pushing this for a couple of days.

This guy literally wraps himself in the mantle of the Edmund Pettis Bridge and the Birmingham church bombing and things that happened before he was born.

It's cheap and it's pathetic.

Otoh, I think our guy Trump is a little too involved. He made his point, but then he's all about how the current compromise isn't good enough. I don't follow the details exactly.

Set the tone, sure. Make your case, great. But I don't want a President trying to micro-manage an entertainment labor dispute that's outside his purview.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 23, 2018 06:25 PM (fuK7c)

27 Is there anything more American than Alpha's pantsing Betas?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 23, 2018 06:25 PM (nBr1j)

28 Cucking. And my gf is here, so i am out!

Posted by: trev006 at August 23, 2018 06:25 PM (cgzEU)

29
RESPCAT!

Find out what it means to me!

Posted by: The Bearded Clam at August 23, 2018 06:26 PM (UdKB7)

30 Riding on the back of freedom riders?

Posted by: LASue at August 23, 2018 06:26 PM (Z48ZB)

31 Cruz wants to have like, 5 debates with him. That should be a treat.

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 23, 2018 06:26 PM (f8ilN)

32 23 So where are the polls at down there with this race?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 23, 2018 06:25 PM (4ErVI)

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Check later. Right now they're all busy screwing in a lightbulb.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2018 06:26 PM (fw2WT)

33 Republicans pounce, seize, attack betaboy.

Posted by: Hard hitting Media at August 23, 2018 06:27 PM (Xo3T0)

34 Something about Beto's profile reminds me of David "Camera" Hogg.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 23, 2018 06:27 PM (SRarZ)

35 Are we going to get examples of how much Leftists hate this country every day?

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2018 06:27 PM (lxZ71)

36 34 Something about Beto's profile reminds me of David "Camera" Hogg.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 23, 2018 06:27 PM (SRarZ)

That makes three of us.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 23, 2018 06:27 PM (nBr1j)

37 15 I never saw Master Beto before this post.

He kinda looks like Little Shitler.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 23, 2018 06:23 PM (AzW6q)

16 Is this Beta O'Rourke Hogg Boy's big brother?
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 23, 2018 06:23 PM (nBr1j)

He does have that scrawny, shifty, weaselly, feral look about him.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2018 06:28 PM (NWiLs)

38 Am I Dead Yet?

Posted by: John McCain at August 23, 2018 06:28 PM (0HjC7)

39 He's 45 years old.

He sure doesn't look it.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 23, 2018 06:29 PM (//voU)

40 ''Beta O'Rourke.

Never change, Ace. Never change.''

Shoot!. I didn't even notice that. Your eye just skims over what you expect to see thus missing the humor.

Posted by: Tuna at August 23, 2018 06:29 PM (jm1YL)

41 And suddenly, 1000 Hoggenfuhrers bloom.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 23, 2018 06:29 PM (9De+S)

42 Something about Beto's profile reminds me of David "Camera" Hogg.


He looks like he's in cuffs being arraigned for possession of kiddie porn.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 23, 2018 06:29 PM (jDF8P)

43 Beto<Wendy Davis

Whatever happened to Abortion Barbie?

Posted by: tu3031 at August 23, 2018 06:30 PM (jDF8P)

44 Am I Dead Yet?
Posted by: John McCain at August 23, 2018 06:28 PM

Not that I've heard

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2018 06:30 PM (lxZ71)

45 Meanwhile, since we wrapped up our case today, the judge says we can talk about it...

It was crazypants crazytown. It involved an enormous amount of vandalism and arson of a church. Then it went off the rails into covert military ops to infiltrate a Somali Muslim terrorist group based in Chicago and the Geneva Convention was "enacted" on the stand.


Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 23, 2018 06:31 PM (SRarZ)

46 RESPCAT!

Find out what it means to me!

=

R E S P I C I TIT

Posted by: Al Sharpton at August 23, 2018 06:31 PM (bUjCl)

47 Has Ace seen this? Something called PolitiCon. The announced line-up is "interesting".

https://pbs.twIMG.com/media/
DlOghZpUYAE60k1.jpg

Have to see if that link works since there's an i m g.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 23, 2018 06:31 PM (uquGJ)

48 Whatever happened to Abortion Barbie?
Posted by: tu3031 at August 23, 2018 06:30 PM (jDF8P)

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I heard she was shopping herself around for a TV show, IIRC.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 23, 2018 06:31 PM (AzW6q)

49 Betos fav patriotic things

Killing people in rice fields to make cambodia pure
Starving Ukrainian to save Russia
Death of 40 (100) million Chinese

I Love a Parade (of death)

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 23, 2018 06:31 PM (JFO2v)

50 Oy.

Posted by: Adriane the Candidate Critic ... at August 23, 2018 06:31 PM (AoK0a)

51 It was crazypants crazytown. It involved an enormous amount of vandalism and arson of a church. Then it went off the rails into covert military ops to infiltrate a Somali Muslim terrorist group based in Chicago and the Geneva Convention was "enacted" on the stand.


Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 23, 2018 06:31 PM (SRarZ)

Ooooo, were there puppets?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2018 06:31 PM (NWiLs)

52 39. Balls never dropped.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 23, 2018 06:32 PM (fA1SL)

53 There's Nothing More Patriotic Than Protesting the Flag in the NFL

Saying that you hate white people must surely run a very close second?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 23, 2018 06:32 PM (Tyii7)

54 There's a poll that says Cruz has a 4 point lead.

In the same poll Abbott is leading Valdez by 19 points.

The same poll says Abbott may get a death sentence for literally murdering his opponent in the polls.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 23, 2018 06:32 PM (4ErVI)

55 38 Am I Dead Yet?
Posted by: John McCain at August 23, 2018 06:28 PM (0HjC7)

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Your integrity is just waiting for your body to catch up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2018 06:32 PM (fw2WT)

56 In Texas, they will probably let a bull mount him for that comment.

I mean, an election is supposed to be a contest you're trying to win- right?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 23, 2018 06:32 PM (gpQ2A)

57 In b4 the Beta joke!!!

Posted by: eleven at August 23, 2018 06:32 PM (NLLmE)

58 46 RESPCAT!

Find out what it means to me!

=

R E S P I C I TIT
Posted by: Al Sharpton at August 23, 2018 06:31 PM (bUjCl)

I like tits as much as the next red-blooded American male, but "respect" is a bit too far.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2018 06:32 PM (NWiLs)

59 45 Meanwhile, since we wrapped up our case today, the judge says we can talk about it...

It was crazypants crazytown. It involved an enormous amount of vandalism and arson of a church. Then it went off the rails into covert military ops to infiltrate a Somali Muslim terrorist group based in Chicago and the Geneva Convention was "enacted" on the stand.


Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 23, 2018 06:31 PM (SRarZ)


That sounds like it deserves a post of its own.

Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2018 06:32 PM (sdi6R)

60 Seems to be a bad link. Anyway, Coulter, Shapiro, Kerry, Carville, and about a hundred others.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 23, 2018 06:33 PM (uquGJ)

61 Ooooo, were there puppets?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2018 06:31 PM (NWiLs)


Seriously, if there was, I wouldn't have been surprised.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 23, 2018 06:33 PM (SRarZ)

62 kneel and bob. the thing nfl players do best. throw in a dance with a male "cheerleader" and, you have a can't miss event.


fuck the nfl, and this cuck fuck from texas.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 23, 2018 06:33 PM (KP5rU)

63 This is a 3 cuck cruise topic.



In other words, messy.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 23, 2018 06:34 PM (UsCnO)

64 Let Robert Francis continue to soak up the money that might otherwise have gone to some other campaign where it would have made a difference. Run, Beto, Run!

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 23, 2018 06:34 PM (Exd63)

65 Beto O'Rourke can't think of ANYTHING more American than NFL players protesting the anthem?
What an idiot!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2018 06:34 PM (AllCR)

66 So what does it say about Texas if this ass-tard wins?

And what does it say about the nation?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2018 06:34 PM (wldC6)

67 Saw a bumper sticker the other day that said "Take A Knee." I remarked to my wife that any cops who pull over or have to assist that idiot probably won't be amused or will treat him too kindly.

Posted by: ShainS at August 23, 2018 06:34 PM (Xj980)

68 Hating America is the new patriotism.

Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2018 06:34 PM (sdi6R)

69 Yes, the definition of patriotism is to disrespect the flag and everything our country stands for.

I'm so sick of these people.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 23, 2018 06:34 PM (gpQ2A)

70 Beto O'Rourke

This guy has a weird name, like a detective on the original Hawaii 5-0.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 23, 2018 06:34 PM (jaGKk)

71 Looks like an early night for Cruz!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2018 06:35 PM (oVJmc)

72 Anyone here plan on watching the NFL this season?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 23, 2018 06:35 PM (2DOZq)

73 'Take a knee?' You mean like with a hammer?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 23, 2018 06:35 PM (fA1SL)

74
There's Nothing More Patriotic Than Protesting the Flag in the NFL


Tell that to the tech sergeant that was awarded the MOH yesterday...posthumously

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 23, 2018 06:35 PM (10vO4)

75 Bander Trump isn't micro-managing a labor dispute. He's correctly mocking and condemning a major entertainment sector that is kowtowing in an ostentatious way to racists and idiots. I'm pretty sure he believes what he says about it, and I'm happy that it brings political returns.



Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2018 06:36 PM (QDnY+)

76 67 Saw a bumper sticker the other day that said "Take A Knee." I remarked to my wife that any cops who pull over or have to assist that idiot probably won't be amused or will treat him too kindly.
Posted by: ShainS at August 23, 2018 06:34 PM (Xj980)

Take a knee, give a knee. Patellas for everyone!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2018 06:36 PM (NWiLs)

77 "I can't think of anything more American than employees of companies going out of their way to insult their entire customer base before providing the service they're supposedly employed for!"

Posted by: filbert at August 23, 2018 06:36 PM (953wK)

78 Take a knee? Like to the crotch?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 23, 2018 06:36 PM (4ErVI)

79 How about we just dispense with elections based on votes an enact Thunderdome.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 23, 2018 06:36 PM (gpQ2A)

80
How are we losing to these people??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 23, 2018 06:36 PM (4tiDW)

81 The defendant was dumb enough to take the stand.

He wailed in fake crying for a couple of minutes. He ranted and railed about being a political prisoner. At one point he attempted to get up and leave while the Prosecution was questioning him. He told us that the blood of our children is on our hands because he was the only one who could stop these terrorists. Then he said the reason he trashed and burned the church was because they were participating in genocide. Then he refused to answer anything but name rank and serial number.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 23, 2018 06:36 PM (SRarZ)

82 You know who else doesn't stand up for the flag? Those who are in caskets, returning home, that are covered in the flag.

Posted by: Cheri at August 23, 2018 06:36 PM (oiNtH)

83 73 'Take a knee?' You mean like with a hammer?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 23, 2018 06:35 PM (fA1SL)

Baseball bat. It's traditional.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2018 06:36 PM (NWiLs)

84 "Anyone here plan on watching the NFL this season?"

Not even with your dick...

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at August 23, 2018 06:37 PM (w7KSn)

85
Please don't answer that; it's not a real question.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 23, 2018 06:37 PM (4tiDW)

86 Am I Dead Yet?
Posted by: John McCain at August 23, 2018 06:28 PM

Better yet try holding your breath underwater for 2 minutes, if you come up for air then, your alive.

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2018 06:37 PM (lxZ71)

87 Speaking of Cucks - anyone else notice Kevin D. Williamson is back at National Review? Musta been an awkward convo huh?

Posted by: Dark Helmet at August 23, 2018 06:37 PM (jgj6B)

88 You know, I'm starting to get the feeling that Mr. O'Spades really, REALLY dislikes the NeverTrumpers and so called Tru Cons. I wonder why that is....

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 23, 2018 06:37 PM (2sCft)

89 How about we just dispense with elections based on votes an enact Thunderdome.
---


Soon

Posted by: Dimley through a fog darkly at August 23, 2018 06:37 PM (I9Sw7)

90
Anyone liking Better Call Saul this season? I haven't started it yet.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 23, 2018 06:37 PM (4tiDW)

91 Maybe when my local high school game gets more attendees than the NFL they will learn.

I hope the whole league goes to shit. F them.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 23, 2018 06:38 PM (gpQ2A)

92 I'm so sick of these people.

For me, that sickness is nearing flu-like status more and more each day.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 23, 2018 06:38 PM (Tyii7)

93 We need to get a GoFundMe for ace to go undercover on one of these Cuck CoC Cruises. It would be comedy gold.

Posted by: josephistan at August 23, 2018 06:38 PM (Izzlo)

94 I've donated to Ted's campaign.
Please Keep Texas RED and donate.




https://www.tedcruz.org/

Posted by: redridinghood at August 23, 2018 06:38 PM (hECVl)

95 83. And you said you didn't like your tracksuit. Begun, the Slavification has.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 23, 2018 06:38 PM (fA1SL)

96 Cruz and other R Senate candidates got 500k more votes than Beta and D candidates in the primary.


500k

Posted by: Ha at August 23, 2018 06:38 PM (MAstk)

97 O'Rourke, a Democratic congressman, was asked at a recent campaign event
about NFL players who kneel during the anthem. O'Rourke replied, "I can
think of nothing more American than to peacefully stand up, or take a
knee for your rights anytime, anywhere, any place."

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Try that shit at the Mt Tahoma National Cemetery, outside of Seattle. Thousands of Veterans are there, in their final resting place. Including my father and two of my uncles.


Go ahead, Beto. Just once. Just once.

Your fuching bodyguards will not stop me.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 23, 2018 06:38 PM (UsCnO)

98 "Anyone here plan on watching the NFL this season?"

Not even with your dick...
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at August 23, 2018 06:37 PM (w7KSn)

You mean your front hole?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 23, 2018 06:38 PM (2sCft)

99 Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 23, 2018 06:36 PM (SRarZ)

Wow. That's some genuine bonerfied crazypants right there. If I was his defense attorney I'd have made competence to stand trial an issue.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2018 06:38 PM (NWiLs)

100 Beta O'Rourke?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 23, 2018 06:38 PM (CE6iV)

101 72 Anyone here plan on watching the NFL this season?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 23, 2018 06:35 PM (2DOZq)

A u fuk kidding me? Other than house and senate there has never been a more worthless group of ne er do wells weasels and cocksuckers. Who da fuk cares?

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 23, 2018 06:38 PM (JFO2v)

102 It was crazypants crazytown.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm)


Oy, again.

The one time I made it through void dire, we were led up to the room just in time to hear an explosion of screams and curses - all in a language other than English, crying, pointing, lawyers and bailiffs separating groups of people, frantic side discussions, and the judge calling for order.

After about an hour, the judge called us in and spoke of the importance of having a clean start to the case, which, after the performance, was probably not possible. {I didn't understand a word of it, but I'm sure any Mexican speakers could.} We all were dismissed.

Posted by: Adriane the Sentance First, Verdict Afterward Critic ... at August 23, 2018 06:38 PM (AoK0a)

103 I don't often use the word heroic, mostly because its white supremacist trigger word but Beto is so very heroic in the way that he agrees with things I believe and confirms my biases. Him agreeing with what I believe just makes him a better person and so very intelligent. As a member of a very very far left community in the metropolitan area of a blue state, I believe he would be the perfect Senator for Texas.

Posted by: Average Twitter Liberal at August 23, 2018 06:39 PM (cGlgB)

104 I like tits as much as the next red-blooded American male, but "respect" is a bit too far.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2018 06:32 PM (NWiLs)

RESPIT THE TIT !

Posted by: Al Sharpton at August 23, 2018 06:39 PM (bUjCl)

105
Anyone watch that alternate-earth tv series Counterpart with the guy from the insurance company tv ads? It's not bad but it's kinda like that Orphan Black.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 23, 2018 06:39 PM (4tiDW)

106 83
Baseball bat. It's traditional.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2018 06:36 PM (NWiLs)


Wood or aluminum?

Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2018 06:39 PM (sdi6R)

107 It would be a shame if the entire Dallas Cowboys team mounted Bill Kristol and David French.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 23, 2018 06:39 PM (gpQ2A)

108 Take an arrow to the knee.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 23, 2018 06:39 PM (jaGKk)

109 One of the things that irritates me about the National Anthem-NFL thing is that:

The National Anthem IS NOT ABOUT TROOPS OR VETERANS.

It is about ALL OF US.

You want to make the point that you're not one of us, fine, go ahead and kneel or otherwise dishonor the National Anthem.

Otherwise stand up, hats off, hand over heart, and sing if you've got the voice for it.

/filbertrant off

Posted by: filbert at August 23, 2018 06:39 PM (953wK)

110 90
Anyone liking Better Call Saul this season? I haven't started it yet.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 23, 2018 06:37 PM (4tiDW)

Miss that show. I cut the cord so I haven't seen it in a couple of years.

Really I miss Kim. A lot.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 23, 2018 06:39 PM (4ErVI)

111 95 83. And you said you didn't like your tracksuit. Begun, the Slavification has.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 23, 2018 06:38 PM (fA1SL)

I never said I didn't like it. I just took you to task for trusting that blyat Sergei.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2018 06:39 PM (NWiLs)

112 Speaking of Cucks -- anyone else notice Kevin D. Williamson is back at National Review? Musta been an awkward convo huh?
Not much conversation possible when everyone's mouth is full of dick.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 23, 2018 06:39 PM (Evws/)

113 84
"Anyone here plan on watching the NFL this season?"

Only for the gambling, not the football.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 23, 2018 06:39 PM (UsCnO)

114 You know, I'm starting to get the feeling that Mr. O'Spades really,
REALLY dislikes the NeverTrumpers and so called Tru Cons. I wonder why
that is....


They knocked over his shelves.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2018 06:39 PM (oVJmc)

115 That should play well in Texas.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 23, 2018 06:40 PM (/tuJf)

116 How are we losing to these people??

ahem

Posted by: Soccer Moms at August 23, 2018 06:40 PM (Tyii7)

117 Better yet try holding your breath underwater for 2 minutes, if you come up for air then, your alive.
Posted by: Skip


But is he floats, he'a a witch ...

Posted by: Adriane the Scientific Critic ... at August 23, 2018 06:40 PM (AoK0a)

118
Miss that show. I cut the cord so I haven't seen it in a couple of years.

Downloading is a wonderful thing.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 23, 2018 06:40 PM (4tiDW)

119 101 72 Anyone here plan on watching the NFL this season?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 23, 2018 06:35 PM (2DOZq)

A u fuk kidding me? Other than house and senate there has never been a more worthless group of ne er do wells weasels and cocksuckers. Who da fuk cares?
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 23, 2018 06:38 PM (JFO2v)

I asked because last season a number of people said they were going to watch but maybe just their own team or some other reduction scenario. Curious if minds have been changed.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 23, 2018 06:40 PM (2DOZq)

120 111. Authentic knock off of Adibas is needed, for best Slavic effect.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 23, 2018 06:41 PM (fA1SL)

121 > Something about Beto's profile reminds me of David "Camera" Hogg.

Soy face.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Marley at August 23, 2018 06:41 PM (TM5Iv)

122 >>How are we losing to these people??

We have the House, Senate and Presidency. How are we losing? Because a few polls say so?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 23, 2018 06:41 PM (/tuJf)

123 my lawyer neighbor and his wife put a Beto sign in their yard. but they aren't there anymore. he had her and her mom evicted and then he moved too. but the Beto sign is still there. next to the for sale sign. thanks Beto!

Posted by: x at August 23, 2018 06:41 PM (nFwvY)

124 Sergei, sukin sin, his name Jim from Manchester. Impostershik.

Posted by: Vasili at August 23, 2018 06:41 PM (bUjCl)

125 Wow. That's some genuine bonerfied crazypants right
there. If I was his defense attorney I'd have made competence to stand
trial an issue.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2018 06:38 PM (NWiLs)


I don't know how it is in other states, but in Texas that all has to be filed for ahead of trial. I don't know if the attorney filed and he was disqualified or what. We were wondering ourselves why he was even standing trial in front of a jury, but we had a job to do and did it.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 23, 2018 06:41 PM (SRarZ)

126 I'm thinking the NFL could use some more serious scandals, lawsuits, and a plane crash or two to go along with its sagging viewership. THOSE things would make me watch the NFL - or at least spend 10 min. (the whole season) glancing at summaries of their new woes.


Does that answer the question?


Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2018 06:42 PM (QDnY+)

127 106 83
Baseball bat. It's traditional.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2018 06:36 PM (NWiLs)

Wood or aluminum?
Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2018 06:39 PM (sdi6R)

Wood.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2018 06:42 PM (NWiLs)

128

Whoa, Charles just slapped Half Pint hard.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 23, 2018 06:42 PM (4tiDW)

129 Beto O'Rourke can't think of ANYTHING more American than NFL players protesting the anthem?
What an idiot!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2018 06:34 PM (AllCR)

Oh, the soccer mom's day that shit up with a spoon. He's so dreamy!

You just know that every last one of them would knock over her husband if Bobby Frank gave her the eye.

Tons of "Beto" signs in our neighborhood - been there for months.

I will be putting Cruz signs out closer to the election, just to lose the little darlings off again. This time, we have a fence and two big dogs who will keep folks from stealing our signs like they did in 2012.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 23, 2018 06:42 PM (uDcBt)

130 124. 'Heels on ground, Slavs abound. Heels in sky, Veshtern shpy!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 23, 2018 06:43 PM (fA1SL)

131 Authentic knock off of Adibas is needed, for best Slavic effect.

--

Nah, generic knock offs from China that you get from walmart. Basic grey hoodie with matching basic grey sweat pants. Grey, blends in better in the dark; difficult to see on security cameras. It's like urban camouflage.

Posted by: Dimley through a fog darkly at August 23, 2018 06:43 PM (I9Sw7)

132 Flag-burning is the ultimate display of Patriotism.

Posted by: Beta O'Rourke at August 23, 2018 06:43 PM (xEG7+)

133 In Texas, they will probably let a bull mount him for that comment.
======

My next vacation is in Texas!

Posted by: Shep! at August 23, 2018 06:43 PM (//voU)

134 O/T: "Reality Winner" gets 63 months.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45289751

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 23, 2018 06:44 PM (TM5Iv)

135 Then it went off the rails into covert military ops to infiltrate a Somali Muslim terrorist group based in Chicago and the Geneva Convention was "enacted" on the stand.

So you in New Mexico?

Posted by: Adriane the Lone Wolf that wot Runs in a Large Pack Critic ... at August 23, 2018 06:44 PM (AoK0a)

136 'Heels on ground, Slavs abound. Heels in sky, Veshtern shpy!

=

...his mother

Posted by: Vasili at August 23, 2018 06:44 PM (bUjCl)

137 Nyah

Beta baka yarro

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 23, 2018 06:44 PM (gt2pY)

138 The CFL here is doing the same shit. "Diversity is strength."

Posted by: andycanuck at August 23, 2018 06:44 PM (Evws/)

139 Loving our country and treating its symbols with respect... that's not who we are as a people.

Posted by: Pres. Obama at August 23, 2018 06:44 PM (cGlgB)

140 95 83. And you said you didn't like your tracksuit. Begun, the Slavification has.

speaking of which, i see that kalashnikov has announced an electric supercar to compete with tesla. styling based on the izh kombi. it's mentioned towards the end of the izh kombi wikipedia page:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Izh_2125

Posted by: Anachronda at August 23, 2018 06:45 PM (xGZ+b)

141 There are going to be 40 million democrat ballots cast in Texas.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 23, 2018 06:45 PM (dNzKv)

142 Nate Silver's model has Hillary at 93% chance to win and Beta at 87%.

I read some time ago somewhere, probably in this comments section, that the evil Soros was pouring millions of dollars into Texas, as well as buying Attorneys General seats everywhere to allow illegals to vote, to try and turn the state Commie like California. Anybody have an update on that?

Posted by: ShainS at August 23, 2018 06:45 PM (88+Bg)

143 There's one more face in need of a fist.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 23, 2018 06:45 PM (nBr1j)

144 Beta baka yarro
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 23, 2018 06:44 PM (gt2pY)

=

oh, you like borsch?

Posted by: Vasili at August 23, 2018 06:45 PM (bUjCl)

145 The defendant was dumb enough to take the stand.

He wailed in fake crying for a couple of minutes. He ranted and railed about being a political prisoner. At one point he attempted to get up and leave while the Prosecution was questioning him. He told us that the blood of our children is on our hands because he was the only one who could stop these terrorists. Then he said the reason he trashed and burned the church was because they were participating in genocide. Then he refused to answer anything but name rank and serial number.


Sounds like some people here.

Posted by: Grey Fox at August 23, 2018 06:46 PM (bZ7mE)

146 > We have the House, Senate and Presidency. How are we losing? Because a few polls say so?

Also the vast majority of state legislatures and governorships, and (soon) the Supreme Court.

That said, as Prof. Reynolds likes to say, don't get cocky.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 23, 2018 06:46 PM (TM5Iv)

147 > Something about Beto's profile reminds me of David "Camera" Hogg.

Soy face.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Marley at August 23, 2018 06:41 PM (TM5Iv)

A real man is incapable of making soy face, no matter how hard he tries.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 23, 2018 06:46 PM (xEG7+)

148 I read some time ago somewhere, probably in this comments section, that the evil Soros was pouring millions of dollars into Texas, as well as buying Attorneys General seats everywhere to allow illegals to vote, to try and turn the state Commie like California. Anybody have an update on that?
Posted by: ShainS at August 23, 2018 06:45 PM (88+Bg)

Just how much money does Soros have to throw away?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 23, 2018 06:46 PM (nBr1j)

149 That would be cultural appropriator Robbie o" Rourke.

Ted is going to make this piece of shit do just that in his pants.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2018 06:46 PM (iiA9G)

150 We live in a really strange world:

We tax creators of wealth
We send money to destroyers of wealth
We glamorize people that fuck their maids, children, emploees, gardeners, teachers
We lambast a man that loves his wife
We hide post on Facebook and Google
At gunpoint we make a Christian put dickpics on cakes
We protect a criminal woman from 50 years of crime
We convict a good of nothing

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 23, 2018 06:46 PM (JFO2v)

151 Sometimes one wonders whether the NFL's antics are an historic put-on, just a giant joke that will some day be closed out with "just kidding!".


Then they add male dancers to their line-up.


Like most degraded institutions/entities/traditions etc any more, it is no longer possible to parody the NFL.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2018 06:47 PM (QDnY+)

152 The CFL here is doing the same shit. "Diversity is strength."
Posted by: andycanuck at August 23, 2018 06:44 PM (Evws/)
+++
They're kneeling during "O Canada"? Does this have to do with the Mounties mistreating the Inuit?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 23, 2018 06:47 PM (2sCft)

153 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 23, 2018 06:42 PM (uDcBt)

Good for you! Hopefully others will be putting out Cruz signs too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2018 06:47 PM (AllCR)

154 140. Pfft! Behold, armed mecha of SMR, also by Kalashnikov Concern, home of superior Kalashnikov platform rifle.

https://youtu.be/Qg4jPqW81Zc

Runs on lignite and love of the Motherland.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 23, 2018 06:47 PM (fA1SL)

155 "talking up how patriotic the flag-protests are.
Largely because Trump opposes them. Therefore, like race-based ethnic cleansing, they must support it."

This gives me an opportunity to comment on the sidebar, and really this topic in general.

One of the pro-white genociders, Leon Wolf, piously spewed at Red State for fucking years about how uber pro-life he was. Yet with an open USSC seat, this hypocritical wad o' white trash backed Anyone But Trump because of The Racism and Muh Principles. Let that one soak in. Every thing the bastard wrote for years was a goddamned lie, and if he and his ilk had their way they would have been responsible for infinitely more abortions than a thousand Kermit Gosnells could have performed.


I'm not particularly interested in the life issue but have infinite respect for those who are truly dedicated to the cause. NO ONE I personally know would have thought for a nanosecond about not voting for Trump just because of the impact a HRC win would have had on the issue. In fact, the only self-proclaimed pro-lifers who went all in for Clinton were the True Con cucks. They have no actual principles other than absurd virtue signaling to their left-wing buddies about how hip they are to the whole fraud. There isn't a Hell hot enough for the lot of them (other than being called "racist" cause, reasons).

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 23, 2018 06:47 PM (PxdGW)

156
Take an arrow to the knee.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 23, 2018 06:39 PM (jaGKk)


The worst Chance card ever

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 23, 2018 06:47 PM (10vO4)

157 All of those Soros stories are true.
And more.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at August 23, 2018 06:47 PM (w7KSn)

158 Soros was pouring millions of dollars into Texas

Soros is buying Sec of State elections all over to get voting laws changed.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 23, 2018 06:47 PM (JFO2v)

159 134 O/T: "Reality Winner" gets 63 months.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45289751
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 23, 2018 06:44 PM (TM5Iv)


So the news isn't all bad.

I heard them talking about her on the radio. Apparently she served in the Air Force, and has been repeatedly quoted as saying America is a terrible country, one of the worst things ever to happen to the world.

My question: How many people with views like that are serving in the military?

Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2018 06:48 PM (sdi6R)

160 >>That said, as Prof. Reynolds likes to say, don't get cocky.


Definitely. But we haven't lost like we have over the last year and half in decades.

It's ok to say when we are actually winning. Beto O'Rourke is not going to win in Texas.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 23, 2018 06:48 PM (/tuJf)

161 Have a friend I grew up with that played in the league. Retired now but still hangs out with team He said they believe if they stick together this will blow over. He told them they need to get out more with the shrinking fan base- which is a clue.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 23, 2018 06:48 PM (gpQ2A)

162 Soros has the Secretary of State project and AG project. The SOS is in charge of elections, so a Soros plant is likely to not scrutinize registrations and rubber stamp provisional ballots and allow months of "early/often voting".

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 23, 2018 06:48 PM (dNzKv)

163 Grey Fox, I resent that thinly veiled reference to my well-known apocalyptic para-military tendencies.


Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2018 06:48 PM (QDnY+)

164 So where do you stand on Pan-Slavism, Palp?

I can guess but maybe it's time you guys resurrected that idea. It's probably going to fall on you guys to save Europe.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 23, 2018 06:49 PM (4ErVI)

165 [o]My question: How many people with views like that are serving in the military?
Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2018 06:48 PM (sdi6R)

Obama.

Posted by: filbert at August 23, 2018 06:49 PM (953wK)

166 Damn, I'm slow. So this guy is a Master Beta. If he don't cut it out soon, he's gonna go blind. I know cause my Momma told me so.

Posted by: Old Blue at August 23, 2018 06:49 PM (gEvQ8)

167 My question: How many people with views like that are serving in the military?
Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2018 06:48 PM (sdi6R)

Obama.
Posted by: filbert at August 23, 2018 06:49 PM (953wK)


Right. Reading comprehension rapidly declining.

Time to commence to drinkin'.

Posted by: filbert at August 23, 2018 06:49 PM (953wK)

168 Anyone here plan on watching the NFL this season?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 23, 2018 06:35 PM (2DOZq)

Not even the super bowl. Could care less.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at August 23, 2018 06:50 PM (pFNVe)

169 Like most degraded institutions/entities/traditions etc any more, it is no longer possible to parody the NFL.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2018 06:47 PM (QDnY+)

1 of these things

https://tinyurl.com/yc43ee3p

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 23, 2018 06:50 PM (JFO2v)

170 > All of those Soros stories are true.

Is it wrong to fantasize about that bastard being tossed into the general population at a federal prison?

If it's wrong, I don't want to be right.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 23, 2018 06:50 PM (TM5Iv)

171 I don't need a Ted Cruz sign on my gate. I need to talk to everyone within a 5 mile radius.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2018 06:50 PM (iiA9G)

172 163. * fistbump *
Indeed. And my buddies in the MAGA DEFFSKWADZ are deeply wounded by these unkind words.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 23, 2018 06:50 PM (fA1SL)

173 I wonder how Reality Winner will enjoy the actual reality of sharing a cell with Large Marge, Bad Betty, and Maria the Mauler.

Posted by: Cheri at August 23, 2018 06:50 PM (oiNtH)

174 I hope Trump keeps poking this gaping NFL wound, hard. It's glorious, really.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2018 06:50 PM (QDnY+)

175 So where do you stand on Pan-Slavism



=

is cooking ? not interested

Posted by: Vasili at August 23, 2018 06:50 PM (bUjCl)

176 In Australia, yellow (Halon) fire extinguishers are illegal to own or use on a fire, unless an essential use exemption has been granted, this is due to the ozone-depleting nature of halon

Posted by: Klause at August 23, 2018 06:50 PM (ckk1c)

177 I'm not wrong. I'm never wrong. Mostly

Posted by: Nate Silver at August 23, 2018 06:50 PM (6nE2G)

178 With that statement, Beta has wrapped up the Austin vote. That's 51% of texans, isn't it?

Posted by: Downcast at August 23, 2018 06:50 PM (z5HTa)

179 The guy at the end of the block has a Beto sign in his front yard and a lady knocked on my door the other day to get me to vote for the Democratic nominee for congress.

I live in one of the most solidly conservative Republican districts in bright red Texas, so I've been surprised.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at August 23, 2018 06:50 PM (nvMvs)

180 Soros clearly has sold a lot of souls to the devil for his longevity; unfortunately his son isn't better, so we're stuck with Soros bullshit for a long time.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl, now with more Kaboom! at August 23, 2018 06:51 PM (Gim9y)

181 All of those Soros stories are true.

Is it wrong to fantasize about that bastard being tossed into the general population at a federal prison?

Is it wrong to fantasize about him being tossed into a woodchipper feet first?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 23, 2018 06:51 PM (2sCft)

182 Grey Fox, I resent that thinly veiled reference to my well-known apocalyptic para-military tendencies.

I'm hoping that was a joke, 'cause it wasn't you I was thinking of.

Posted by: Grey Fox at August 23, 2018 06:51 PM (bZ7mE)

183 No. The most patriotic thing is putting patriots on top of the terror watch list and reporting how dangerous they are because they contain elements of "resistance" (you forgot, didn't you), as was done under Bambi.

Posted by: Mega at August 23, 2018 06:51 PM (uEbPt)

184 @129 - ....eat that shit up....
....just to piss the little darlings off....

Stupid autocorrect.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 23, 2018 06:51 PM (uDcBt)

185 127
106 83

Baseball bat. It's traditional.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2018 06:36 PM (NWiLs)



Wood or aluminum?

Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2018 06:39 PM (sdi6R)



Wood.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2018 06:42 PM (NWiLs)

Exactly. And some times if you land the wood bat just so, it cracks in two over the head. Such a wonderful sound.

Can't get that with aluminum. The head splats open and blood everywhere.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 23, 2018 06:51 PM (UsCnO)

186 72 Anyone here plan on watching the NFL this season?

College ball is going to be great this year. The game to watch week one is Auburn/Washington. Great matchup.

My pick for the team most likely to beat all expectations is Miss State.

Roll Tide!

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 23, 2018 06:52 PM (HiLJ1)

187
If, say, the Steelers and the Ravens switched laundry on game day, would you even notice? Would it matter?


Pro team sports is stupid. You're rooting for laundry, for cheesestakes.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 23, 2018 06:52 PM (4tiDW)

188 164. I'm actually on a panslavic discussion board. Thing is, we Slavs, well, we love our people, naturally. But we don't much like our Slavic neighbors.
But GECSPLAN will remedy all.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 23, 2018 06:52 PM (fA1SL)

189 Not even the super bowl. Could care less.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at August 23, 2018 06:50 PM (pFNVe)

Sorry to be a stickler, but it's could NOT care less.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl, now with more Kaboom! at August 23, 2018 06:52 PM (Gim9y)

190 Too much BETO...off with his sock full of Beto-juice.

Posted by: saf at August 23, 2018 06:52 PM (5IHGB)

191 fuck sportsball. there are so many better things to do.

and wearing a jersey with another man's name on it is gay as fuck.

Posted by: x at August 23, 2018 06:53 PM (nFwvY)

192 127 106 83
Baseball bat. It's traditional.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2018 06:36 PM (NWiLs)

Wood or aluminum?
Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2018 06:39 PM (sdi6R)

Wood.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2018 06:42 PM (NWiLs)


I thought it was supposed to be a crowbar

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 23, 2018 06:53 PM (d7Ww2)

193 I am so hoping R's keep control of the House and gain in the Senate this November. I want to watch the tears, the despair on CNN and MSNBC and rejoice. I am spiteful that way.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 23, 2018 06:53 PM (a0IVu)

194 176 In Australia, yellow (Halon) fire extinguishers are illegal to own or use on a fire, unless an essential use exemption has been granted, this is due to the ozone-depleting nature of halon
Posted by: Klause at August 23, 2018 06:50 PM (ckk1c)

machine guns OK

https://tinyurl.com/yazrwj7q

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 23, 2018 06:54 PM (JFO2v)

195 > Is it wrong to fantasize about him being tossed into a woodchipper feet first?


It's only wrong because that would be too fast.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 23, 2018 06:54 PM (TM5Iv)

196 Thing is, we Slavs, well, we love our people, naturally.

=

yes, very naturally. no funny stuff.

Posted by: Vasili at August 23, 2018 06:54 PM (bUjCl)

197 Palp, speaking of GPW weaponry, Byron York's twatters icon thinggy or whatever it's called at the moment is a photo of him standing next to what has to be a GPW monument of some sort - soldier in winter coat with a PPsh-41 slung over his shoulder, and the magazine pouches on his belt (the drum kind).


I'm not on the twatters, but someone who is should direct-message Byron to find out where that pic was taken.


My reading has me all hepped up to visit Volgograd, but I know it's not happening soon. And of course I know better than to lust after a PPsh-41, since even semi-auto versions of those are unavailable.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2018 06:54 PM (QDnY+)

198 Sorry I still see BetoFF

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 23, 2018 06:54 PM (JFO2v)

199 ''I hope Trump keeps poking this gaping NFL wound, hard. It's glorious, really.''

Kind of like 50 stitches without Novocain. Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.......

Posted by: Tuna at August 23, 2018 06:54 PM (jm1YL)

200 The NFL is still a thing?

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 23, 2018 06:54 PM (k668o)

201 #152 No kneeling (that I've heard about) but sucking the Liberal Party's dick as the vast majority of Canadians are pissed about Justin's illegal alien border-crossers; and 49% want legal immigration reduced too.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 23, 2018 06:54 PM (Evws/)

202 Not watching the NFL but definitely excited for college football to start. We have tickets for Arizona-Arizona State duel in November since we will be there for thanksgiving.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 23, 2018 06:55 PM (a0IVu)

203 >>In Australia, yellow (Halon) fire extinguishers are illegal to own or use on a fire, unless an essential use exemption has been granted, this is due to the ozone-depleting nature of halon

Halon has been outlawed pretty much everywhere including the US. The only exceptions are grandfathered installations and of course the US government.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 23, 2018 06:55 PM (/tuJf)

204 I will be putting Cruz signs out closer to the election, just to lose the little darlings off again. This time, we have a fence and two big dogs who will keep folks from stealing our signs like they did in 2012.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 23, 2018 06:42 PM (uDcBt)

You're in Ft. Worth: can't you just sit on your porch and shoot them when they try?

Posted by: the Butcher at August 23, 2018 06:55 PM (DIosY)

205 60 Seems to be a bad link. Anyway, Coulter, Shapiro, Kerry, Carville, and about a hundred others.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 23, 2018 06:33 PM (uquGJ)



I expect the libs to try and get Coulter deplatformed and disinvited. I expect Shapiro to not utter a peep about it.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 23, 2018 06:55 PM (zRwJ/)

206 197. Yet another reason to back GECSPLAN. Papashas for all!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 23, 2018 06:55 PM (fA1SL)

207 I want to watch the tears

wailing
gnashing of teeth
renting of clothes

While I drink vodka!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 23, 2018 06:55 PM (JFO2v)

208
wonder how Reality Winner will enjoy the actual reality of sharing a cell with Large Marge, Bad Betty, and Maria the Mauler.

Posted by: Cheri at August 23, 2018 06:50 PM (oiNtH)



She built like a bull dyke herself

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 23, 2018 06:56 PM (10vO4)

209
Thread's running out of steam.
Somebody pump up the volume.

Posted by: Dimley through a fog darkly at August 23, 2018 06:56 PM (I9Sw7)

210 OK, dammit. After conferring with my team I would like the opportunity to correct the record.

I attended several flag burning celebrations in El Paso and Austin. Kneeling for the Anthem will give you some All-American chill bumps, but if you're looking to stir the spirits of the American patriots in your soul you need Old Glory and some lighter fluid.

Posted by: Beto O'Rielly at August 23, 2018 06:56 PM (8AvCG)

211 I do have a New Jersey Generals t-shirt though

Posted by: x at August 23, 2018 06:56 PM (nFwvY)

212 Try that shit at the Mt Tahoma National Cemetery, outside of Seattle. Thousands of Veterans are there, in their final resting place. Including my father and two of my uncles.


Go ahead, Beto. Just once. Just once.

Your fuching bodyguards will not stop me.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 23, 2018 06:38 PM

Beautiful place. My best friends dad and mom are there.

Posted by: LASue at August 23, 2018 06:56 PM (Z48ZB)

213 183 No. The most patriotic thing is putting patriots on top of the terror watch list and reporting how dangerous they are because they contain elements of "resistance" (you forgot, didn't you), as was done under Bambi.
Posted by: Mega at August 23, 2018 06:51 PM (uEbPt)


I'm old enough to remember when criticizing the President was racist.

Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2018 06:56 PM (sdi6R)

214 ''Is it wrong to fantasize about him being tossed into a woodchipper feet first?


It's only wrong because that would be too fast. ''

How about that log splitter we saw on the ONT last week?

Posted by: Tuna at August 23, 2018 06:57 PM (jm1YL)

215
A race horse gets 63 months in prison?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 23, 2018 06:57 PM (4tiDW)

216 188 164. I'm actually on a panslavic discussion board. Thing is, we Slavs, well, we love our people, naturally. But we don't much like our Slavic neighbors.
But GECSPLAN will remedy all.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 23, 2018 06:52 PM (fA1SL)

Nothing will focus the mind faster than a few million more Muslims followed by 100 million Africans.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 23, 2018 06:57 PM (4ErVI)

217 Grey Fox, it was a joke, but I assumed yours was too? Suppose we do have our share of marginal cases, but I tend to scroll past them, much as they and many others do for my comments.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2018 06:57 PM (QDnY+)

218 200 The NFL is still a thing?
Posted by: #neverskankles at August 23, 2018 06:54 PM (k668o)

National Fornication League
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvey_Weinstein

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 23, 2018 06:57 PM (JFO2v)

219 Tech companies are allowed to control what gets posted by the customers on their websites because it's all digital information.

But, you see, if the medium is CAKE FROSTING, then the information MUST be forced to appear.

Small print in the Constitution, I think.

Or ask the "National Treasure" guy: it might be written in invisible ink on the reverse side of the Constitution.

Posted by: RKae at August 23, 2018 06:58 PM (4mzcS)

220 Has Ace seen this? Something called PolitiCon. The announced line-up is "interesting".

Fonzie?

Friggin' FONZIE?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2018 06:58 PM (oVJmc)

221 I love the Beta moniker. I may have to get out my sharpie next time im in east Austin and correct some yard signs.

Posted by: LASue at August 23, 2018 06:58 PM (Z48ZB)

222 Remember when Reality Winner said she wouldn't do time because she's white and pretty?

Not so much, bitch.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 23, 2018 06:58 PM (HiLJ1)

223 216. GECSPLAN addresses your concerns. As part of the Troika, the Celestials must, as their price of admission, nuke KEBAB.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 23, 2018 06:58 PM (fA1SL)

224 Beto is a Beta that is gonna get BeatO by fifteen to twenty points.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue Tarrasque Enthusiast at August 23, 2018 06:59 PM (BRpqW)

225 Isn't the real story in college sportsball this year the jaw-dropping stuff at Ohio State? About the coach, I mean.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2018 06:59 PM (QDnY+)

226


She built like a bull dyke herself


She said she'd never get prosecuted because she was 'pretty, white, and cute.'

I guess 'white' didn't take her as far as she expected.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2018 06:59 PM (oVJmc)

227 148
I read some time ago somewhere, probably in this comments section, that
the evil Soros was pouring millions of dollars into Texas, as well as
buying Attorneys General seats everywhere to allow illegals to vote, to
try and turn the state Commie like California. Anybody have an update on
that?

Posted by: ShainS at August 23, 2018 06:45 PM (88+Bg)



Just how much money does Soros have to throw away?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 23, 2018 06:46 PM (nBr1j)

Last year, it was reported that Soros gave $18 Billion (yes, with a "B") to his causes like MediaMatters.org and about a dozen others.

From there, they disburse it to the Commie AG candidates, Antifa group leaders, etc.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 23, 2018 06:59 PM (UsCnO)

228 Honestly, Betas actual name is even more hilarious.

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 23, 2018 06:59 PM (f8ilN)

229 227. $18 billion? Jayzus. Give me half and I could fix the republic within a year.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 23, 2018 07:01 PM (fA1SL)

230
this Martian Hop song (1963) is a trip!

Heard it today for the first time. I love it!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veSLdNos7q8

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 23, 2018 07:01 PM (4tiDW)

231 O'Rourke...kind of dreamy. I wonder if he carries a badge and a large gun?

Posted by: Lisa Page at August 23, 2018 07:01 PM (yhf6w)

232 225 Isn't the real story in college sportsball this year the jaw-dropping stuff at Ohio State? About the coach, I mean.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2018 06:59 PM (QDnY+)

oh yes! distraction game be espn! No Russian so we throw Urbain to the wolves.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 23, 2018 07:01 PM (JFO2v)

233 225 Isn't the real story in college sportsball this year the jaw-dropping stuff at Ohio State? About the coach, I mean.

It's been a real drama, but apparently it's resolved now. Meyer has to sit out a three-game suspension, but he keeps his job.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 23, 2018 07:01 PM (HiLJ1)

234 Duncan Hunter being interviewed on Martha McCallum's show on Fox right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2018 07:02 PM (ptqGC)

235 Very related -- Lifson at American Thinker is promoting a new website, WhatBusinessThinks.com, based off of a spreadsheet put together by Bookworm.

There are over 7,000 businesses listed --

What Business Thinks is a crowd-sharing database that allows people to search a business by name and quickly discover what stands it has taken on everything from guns, to politics, to the environment, to LGBT issues, and much more.

https://tinyurl.com/y9moqfxb

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 23, 2018 07:02 PM (0ogQG)

236 Reality Winner is going to the all you can handle licker bar.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2018 07:03 PM (iiA9G)

237 Hey where the white girls I can kill

Posted by: illegal alien at August 23, 2018 07:03 PM (JFO2v)

238 You're in Ft. Worth: can't you just sit on your porch and shoot them when they try?
Posted by: the Butcher at August 23, 2018 06:55 PM (DIosY)

Happened while we were asleep. And we are in a neighborhood proper, so houses all around.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 23, 2018 07:04 PM (uDcBt)

239 238. Fish-hooks. Epoxy. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 23, 2018 07:05 PM (fA1SL)

240 236 Reality Winner is going to the all you can handle licker bar.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2018 07:03 PM (iiA9G)

Her front hole may meet a mop handle!

Posted by: illegal alien at August 23, 2018 07:05 PM (JFO2v)

241 Beto is a Beta that is gonna get BeatO by fifteen to twenty points.

Best song lyric / title of all time:I'm a cranky old yank in a clanky old tankOn the streets of Yokohama with my Honolulu mamaDoing those beat-o, beat-o, beat on my seat-oHirohito blues

Now that's poetry.

Posted by: pep at August 23, 2018 07:05 PM (T6t7i)

242 Yikes. Duncan Hunter kinda throwing his wife under the bus re their finances.

Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2018 07:05 PM (ptqGC)

243
I find the substance of Beto O'Rourke's answer to the question both disingenuous and disgraceful.
And I hope it is among many factors that keeps him from beating Cruz in November.

However, I can see why he might be as close in recent polls as pollsters say he is. If it's true that Cruz only leads him by 4 points in what should be a solidly Republican-safe seat, that's an uncomfortably competitive race.

I hated O'Rourke's twisted rationale for defending the despicable squatting flag protestors.
But his extemporaneous presentation was nothing short of charismatic. Put simply, he comes across as a very likeable candidate. That's the first time I've heard or seen him speak. I get the feeling he can readily replicate such performances. He knows how to connect with an audience. He's confident, well spoken, and easy to relate to on an emotional level.

I sure hope Cruz trounces him by at least 6 points. That _might_ nip O'Rourke's political career in the bud. Unfortunately, this asshole liberal's got significant political talent.


Posted by: Cold Civil War at August 23, 2018 07:06 PM (Z2PYk)

244
I remember a time when folks told me that the NFL was as American as apple pie.


I also remember a time when folks told me that there were no gay men in the NFL.

Posted by: Fritz at August 23, 2018 07:06 PM (CdLX2)

245 I hate this software.

Posted by: pep at August 23, 2018 07:06 PM (T6t7i)

246 Beto O'Rourke = Tossoff

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2018 07:06 PM (ptqGC)

247 222 Remember when Reality Winner said she wouldn't do time because she's white and pretty?
Not so much, bitch.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 23, 2018 06:58 PM (HiLJ1)

I miss Lux from TXRD.

Posted by: Downcast at August 23, 2018 07:06 PM (z5HTa)

248 241
Whiskey bottles brand new car oak tree is in my way

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 23, 2018 07:07 PM (JFO2v)

249 Don't watch ESPN, saw some stuff about it online, thought that in fact the controversy was far from over, since the coach's "punishment" was a wrist-slap, considering the circumstances (and people are dashing off many examples of players suspended much longer, for trivial violations).


Not my circus, not my monkeys, don't care, just mentioning the story.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2018 07:07 PM (QDnY+)

250 Good news, America!

The publisher of the National Inquirer is under investigation for NOT PUBLISHING a story about Donald Trump.

Yes, in an age where attorneys plead guilty to non-crimes and the FBI has been weaponized for the DNC.

This is almost like compulsory baking cakes for gay couples.

If you have a story that is harmful to President Trump, YOU MUST publish it or you will be in violation of election law!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 23, 2018 07:07 PM (OBcoN)

251 244
I also remember a time when folks told me that there were no gay men in the NFL.
Posted by: Fritz at August 23, 2018 07:06 PM (CdLX2)


I've always been pretty suspicious of all the ass-patting.

Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2018 07:08 PM (sdi6R)

252 241 & 248.
'I was drunk the day my Mom got out of prison'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 23, 2018 07:08 PM (fA1SL)

253 As mentioned, the NFL stopped/fined players for honoring the Dallas cops shot by the Black Lives Matter sniper. Cruz needs to blanket the DFW market with that.

Posted by: Mernaise at August 23, 2018 07:08 PM (TbRPo)

254
College ball is going to be great this year. The game to watch week one is Auburn/Washington. Great matchup.





Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 23, 2018 06:52 PM (HiLJ1)

Still over two weeks away, but we have the three front tables at The All-Star Bar and Grill reserved for the 11:30 am kickoff. Not the side TV's, the big ones.

Go Dawgs!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 23, 2018 07:08 PM (UsCnO)

255

Whats abeto?

Posted by: Gary Johnson at August 23, 2018 07:08 PM (LilNs)

256 FBI
Worthless
I would 5th forever in my next interview!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 23, 2018 07:09 PM (JFO2v)

257 Not my circus, not my monkeys, don't care, just mentioning the story.

I don't have a strong opinion about it either. If reports are to be believed, the board of trustees wanted immediate reinstatement, but the university president wanted a four-game suspension.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 23, 2018 07:09 PM (HiLJ1)

258 "That said, as Prof. Reynolds likes to say, don't get cocky."

Another vapid stock phrase from a blogger who's been phoning it in for years. When the Cohen thing hit, inside of fifteen minutes Reynolds had rushed to 'wargame' impeachment, as his pocket protectored-crew called it.
Actually, that's not true. By now half of them seem wiser than he is and he's the legal mind.

Reynolds is to "transhumanist libertarianism" what Jonuh Geldberg is to dogs or Winnebagos or something equally structural. Faster please.

Posted by: Ten at August 23, 2018 07:10 PM (Xlssn)

259 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 23, 2018 07:08 PM (UsCnO)

Your Dawgs are looking tough this year.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 23, 2018 07:11 PM (HiLJ1)

260 I think only hope is that voters vote for Hunter as placeholder to keep the seat, then replace him with other GOP in special election. How these people can't avoid these problems never ceases to amaze me. One expects the rather stupid, corrupt, low-lifes who occupy, say, "allocated" House seats (a polite way of describing racist gerrymandering) to be criminals. Somebody in a safe, legacy seat (his dad, same name, preceded him) - WTFFFF?



Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2018 07:11 PM (QDnY+)

261 248
241

Whiskey bottles brand new car oak tree is in my way

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 23, 2018 07:07 PM (JFO2v)

I'm guessing that in all the millions of Lefties in and around DC, the ones that understand this can be counted on one set of Shep's and Bill Kristol's balls.

I have $50 saying that Donnie Two Scoops would nail it within 10 seconds.

Because that is how Scoops rolls.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 23, 2018 07:11 PM (UsCnO)

262 Off to Rifftrax: Live

Posted by: josephistan at August 23, 2018 07:11 PM (Izzlo)

263 Please people, every time you recognize this fuck wad as bayto, you are giving credence to his Spanglish speaking, cultural appropriating self. He fucking has all of your phone numbers to send text messages. Fight for Ted.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2018 07:11 PM (iiA9G)

264 >>The latter they call "the right of a private businesses to do what they want," ignoring the fact that corporations rarely enter these controversies of their own accord; they're pressured to do so by leftwing lobbying groups.



Apparently these stalwarts of conservatism were too busy sending each other "Pecker, LOL!" tweets to also notice that now financial institutions have gone all-in on the de-platforming game, with Robert Spencer dumped by Patreon at Mastercard's insistence, then his GoFundMe was shut down; David Horowitz was just dumped by Visa and Mastercard so he has to ask for check donations for his Freedom Center org.


But whatever, the National Enquirer has a silly surname and Trump shtupped playmates and a pornstar, har har har! Hey, who saw some white trash demanding tater tots while on vacation...?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2018 07:12 PM (W+vEI)

265
The publisher of the National Inquirer is under investigation for NOT PUBLISHING a story about Donald Trump.


I want the editorial board of the LA Times jailed for suppressing the Khalidi Tape.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2018 07:12 PM (oVJmc)

266 > Please people, every time you recognize this fuck wad as bayto

I vote for calling him "Beat Off O'Jerk"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 23, 2018 07:12 PM (TM5Iv)

267 Mr. Bento Box...and about half as useful as an actual bento box.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 23, 2018 07:13 PM (a0IVu)

268 I hope we have that on tape. And the kill shot Nancy just gave to Manchin. He might as well switch parties.

Posted by: Jean at August 23, 2018 07:13 PM (j0Mw7)

269 ''Isn't the real story in college sportsball this year the jaw-dropping stuff at Ohio State? About the coach, I mean.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2018 06:59 PM (QDnY+) ''

It's all bullshit. Nobody is more disappointed than the "'Columbus Pisspatch''.

Posted by: Tuna at August 23, 2018 07:13 PM (jm1YL)

270 'I was drunk the day my Mom got out of prison'
And I went, to pick her up in the rain. But before I could get to the prison in my pickup truck, she got runned over by a damned old train!

Posted by: Old Blue at August 23, 2018 07:14 PM (gEvQ8)

271 Another vapid stock phrase from a blogger who's been phoning it in for years.

I've been reading his blog first for years, and I've seen no dimunition in quality. You know what I haven't seen? Anything useful from you.

Posted by: pep at August 23, 2018 07:14 PM (T6t7i)

272 Off to Rifftrax: Live
Posted by: josephistan at August 23, 2018 07:11 PM (Izzlo)

Dude!

Have fun. Sooper jealous.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Fed Up at August 23, 2018 07:14 PM (xPJvm)

273 Beta O'Rourke... figures....

Posted by: kraken at August 23, 2018 07:14 PM (DpEis)

274 "Another vapid stock phrase from a blogger who's been phoning it in for years. Yadda-yadda-yadda..."

And who are you again?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 23, 2018 07:14 PM (TM5Iv)

275
The Guardian - White farmers: how a far-right idea was planted in Donald Trump's mind

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yclwtxnm

It is all so clear to me now.

Once I was blinded by the light, but now I can see much better since my high output led light bulb has dimmed.

Posted by: Dimley through a fog darkly at August 23, 2018 07:14 PM (I9Sw7)

276 Missed the Sessions thread, wish I hadn't.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2018 07:14 PM (QDnY+)

277 Beta can take two knees for me IYKWIM

Posted by: Don Lemon with less hair at August 23, 2018 07:15 PM (HgMAr)

278 Kinda looks like Hogg's older brother.....

Posted by: kraken at August 23, 2018 07:15 PM (DpEis)

279 244

I remember a time when folks told me that the NFL was as American as apple pie.


I also remember a time when folks told me that there were no gay men in the NFL.

Posted by: Fritz at August 23, 2018 07:06 PM (CdLX2)

I hope they let you down easy. I would have.


Posted by: Dave Copay at August 23, 2018 07:15 PM (UsCnO)

280 I'm intrigued by these South African joo trained snipers. We may need to import a few of them here.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 23, 2018 07:16 PM (r9UYA)

281 Pandering, cultural rip- off , Spanglish mouthing , whiter than a twice baked potato, whore.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2018 07:16 PM (iiA9G)

282 The Guardian - White farmers: how a far-right idea was planted in Donald Trump's mind

Who planted it in Mugabe's?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2018 07:16 PM (oVJmc)

283 ''Mr. Bento Box...and about half as useful as an actual bento box.''

I go past a bento box joint when I go to the eye doctor. There's never a car in the parking lot yet it remains open. I don't get it.

Posted by: Tuna at August 23, 2018 07:17 PM (jm1YL)

284 The Guardian - White farmers: how a far-right idea was planted in Donald Trump's mind

Criticizing Obama: racist
Supporting Trump: racist

Posted by: rickl at August 23, 2018 07:17 PM (sdi6R)

285 282 The Guardian - White farmers: how a far-right idea was planted in Donald Trump's mind

Who planted it in Mugabe's?

----

meanwhile, who implanted the idea of letting africa just walk into europe and demand welfare?

soros

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 23, 2018 07:18 PM (GoLZO)

286 283 ''Mr. Bento Box...and about half as useful as an actual bento box.''

I go past a bento box joint when I go to the eye doctor. There's never a car in the parking lot yet it remains open. I don't get it.
Posted by: Tuna at August 23, 2018 07:17 PM (jm1YL)

Money laundry.... that is all.....

Posted by: kraken at August 23, 2018 07:18 PM (DpEis)

287 If you're unsatisfied with PDTs tweets you have less than 6 years to train a replacement. Better than 100% of the H1B dislocated.

Posted by: DaveA at August 23, 2018 07:18 PM (FhXTo)

288
The Guardian - White farmers: how a far-right idea was planted in Donald Trump's mind

Yep it must be that he's racist and totally not because he has spent his entire life in real estate and might get alarmed about a government seizing property without compensation.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 23, 2018 07:19 PM (10vO4)

289 > I go past a bento box joint when I go to the eye doctor. There's never a car in the parking lot yet it remains open. I don't get it.

Laundering money from Asian organized crime is a distinct possibility. That should be your go-to assumption any time you see a "business" that never seems to have any customers, yet somehow remains open for years.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 23, 2018 07:19 PM (TM5Iv)

290 ''Money laundry.... that is all.....''

Ahh so...

Posted by: Tuna at August 23, 2018 07:19 PM (jm1YL)

291 Beto is a nickname for Roberto. The problem is this guy is named Robert O'Rourke, not Roberto.

We need to have a national conversation about cultural acquisition

Posted by: Michael the Texan at August 23, 2018 07:19 PM (nvMvs)

292 Grey Fox, it was a joke, but I assumed yours was too? Suppose we do have our share of marginal cases, but I tend to scroll past them, much as they and many others do for my comments.

Yeah, it was a joke, albeit one intended to sting a bit.

In all seriousness, though, while I sympathize their frustration, I'm getting sick of the posturing. I'm also getting worried that those beating the drums loudest aren't really expecting the opposition to shoot back (always a bad assumption) and aren't thinking about what the conditions for victory should be or how to achieve it.

Posted by: Grey Fox at August 23, 2018 07:19 PM (bZ7mE)

293
remember BENDER the robit on Futurama?

Didn't he have a robit brother named Beto?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 23, 2018 07:20 PM (4tiDW)

294 David Horowitz was just dumped by Visa and Mastercard so he has to ask for check donations for his Freedom Center org.
*************************
Are you freakin' kidding me? There is a discrimination of Conservatives that is truly frightening.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 23, 2018 07:20 PM (hECVl)

295 nood

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 23, 2018 07:20 PM (4tiDW)

296 291 Beto is a nickname for Roberto. The problem is this guy is named Robert O'Rourke, not Roberto.

We need to have a national conversation about cultural acquisition
Posted by: Michael the Texan at August 23, 2018 07:19 PM (nvMvs)

Irish wouldn't claim him, so he had to do something....

Posted by: kraken at August 23, 2018 07:21 PM (DpEis)

297 Well its not like Texas is a big football state.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 77 at August 23, 2018 07:21 PM (IeDO8)

298 294 David Horowitz was just dumped by Visa and Mastercard so he has to ask for check donations for his Freedom Center org.
*************************
Are you freakin' kidding me? There is a discrimination of Conservatives that is truly frightening.

--------------------

meanwhile trump said doody and touched boobies so the cuck GOP can't be bothered to stray from the leftwing narrative.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 23, 2018 07:22 PM (GoLZO)

299 289 > I go past a bento box joint when I go to the eye doctor. There's never a car in the parking lot yet it remains open. I don't get it.

Laundering money from Asian organized crime is a distinct possibility. That should be your go-to assumption any time you see a "business" that never seems to have any customers, yet somehow remains open for years.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 23, 2018 07:19 PM (TM5Iv)

Yep. There was a hot dog place around here that was a money laundering operation for a drug ring.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2018 07:22 PM (NWiLs)

300 "No seriously, I'm as Spanish as tapas and sangria!"


He's as Spanish as the 1918 flu epidemic, and about as welcome.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 23, 2018 07:22 PM (2NqXo)

301 259 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 23, 2018 07:08 PM (UsCnO)

Your Dawgs are looking tough this year.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 23, 2018 07:11 PM (HiLJ1)

My kid went to high school with Gaskin. amazing family. GO DAWGS!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 23, 2018 07:23 PM (d7Ww2)

302 Michael@291. Been banging on this drum for a year.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2018 07:23 PM (iiA9G)

303 Take my knee, please!

Posted by: Henny Youngman at August 23, 2018 07:23 PM (IqV8l)

304 Who planted it in Mugabe's?
--
To do that question justice, would take research. One would need to research the timeline; who was in control of USSR during the time of Mugabe's resistance to white rule in Rhodesia. It might have been a Cuban sub-contractor. It was fifty years ago. Some KGB apparatchik in Moscow charged with Mugabe's training.

Posted by: Dimley through a fog darkly at August 23, 2018 07:23 PM (I9Sw7)

305 259
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 23, 2018 07:08 PM (UsCnO)



Your Dawgs are looking tough this year.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 23, 2018 07:11 PM (HiLJ1)

oops! make that one week and two days.

It's Chris Petersen. That guy is amazing. Straight forward and honest as they make them.

"OKG's". Our Kinda Guy. That is who he looks to recruit. Work hard, get along with your teammates, listen to your coaches, don't embarrass your team or your school. And improve not just as a football player, but as a productive citizen.

As a Husky fan, I pinch myself to see if I am awake or dreaming. Remember, I lived through Tyrone Willingham and Steve Sarkesian. That was a living hell to watch.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 23, 2018 07:24 PM (UsCnO)

306 This afternoon caught a few minutes of The Daily produced by NYT, on NPR. Guy is commenting on how differently Trumps legal troubles are covered on Fox and on MSNBC, I suppose positioning NYT/NPR in the middle, but I wondered if this might actually be interesting. THEN HE SAYS well, its not like they are both equally valid, because Fox LEAVES OUT ALL KINDS OF FACTS!

Jesus, the hypocrisy! Almost every day documents from FOIA or testimony in Congress reveal shocking new information about The Coup, absolutely none of which is ever mentioned in mass media other than on Fox!!

And the the cherry on top... he allows how SOME conservatives are embarrassed by Trump, LIKE THE FUCKING WEEKLY STANDARD!

How I did not have a road-rage aneurism and crash my car I do not know.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 23, 2018 07:25 PM (5hjW2)

307 296
291 Beto is a nickname for Roberto. The problem is this guy is named Robert O'Rourke, not Roberto.



We need to have a national conversation about cultural acquisition

Posted by: Michael the Texan at August 23, 2018 07:19 PM (nvMvs)



Irish wouldn't claim him, so he had to do something....

Posted by: kraken at August 23, 2018 07:21 PM (DpEis)

and all it takes is a cold six-pack, and *BOOM*, you can put a Mc or an O' in front of your name.

Beto is a real loser.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 23, 2018 07:27 PM (UsCnO)

308 O'Rourke belongs in F-Troop.

Posted by: Henny Youngman at August 23, 2018 07:28 PM (IqV8l)

309 306
This afternoon caught a few minutes of The Daily produced by NYT, on
NPR. Guy is commenting on how differently Trumps legal troubles are
covered on Fox and on MSNBC, I suppose positioning NYT/NPR in the
middle, but I wondered if this might actually be interesting. THEN HE
SAYS well, its not like they are both equally valid, because Fox LEAVES
OUT ALL KINDS OF FACTS!



Jesus, the hypocrisy! Almost every day documents from FOIA or
testimony in Congress reveal shocking new information about The Coup,
absolutely none of which is ever mentioned in mass media other than on
Fox!!



And the the cherry on top... he allows how SOME conservatives are embarrassed by Trump, LIKE THE FUCKING WEEKLY STANDARD!



How I did not have a road-rage aneurism and crash my car I do not know.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 23, 2018 07:25 PM (5hjW2)

yeah, but just imagine how good you will feel when you see the back side of their Leftist heads exploding in blood through your scope.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 23, 2018 07:29 PM (UsCnO)

310
Baseball bat. It's traditional.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2018 06:36 PM (NWiLs)

Even more traditional:

Power drill through the patella.

Posted by: The Lads at August 23, 2018 07:31 PM (+RTFM)

311 Didn't he have a robit brother named Beto?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 23, 2018 07:20 PM (4tiDW)

Legitimately, as they were both "Hecho en Mexico.

Posted by: The Lads at August 23, 2018 07:35 PM (+RTFM)

312 The Democrat's diversity candidate is anything but latino. "Beto" is the whitest man you will ever meet.

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2018 07:36 PM (Zogyx)

313 There is nothing more Patirotic then kicking the Democrats out of our lives their mindless braying gets on our nerves

Posted by: Tamma the Bird of 1000 Voices at August 23, 2018 07:36 PM (wGqjj)

314 226


She built like a bull dyke herself

She said she'd never get prosecuted because she was 'pretty, white, and cute.'

I guess 'white' didn't take her as far as she expected.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles

And cute isn't going to work in her favor for the next 5 years. Her new girlfriends will probably beat the cute off her in the first few weeks. It's a very sad story in a very happy sort of way.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 77 at August 23, 2018 07:39 PM (IeDO8)

315 "I never saw Master Beto before this post.
He kinda looks like Little Shitler."

Thank you! That was driving me nuts. "who does he remind me of?"

You know where there's a lot of Beto signs?
Austin.

Posted by: Sal at August 23, 2018 07:52 PM (1SK20)

316


That guy is a weasel. Yeah, yeah, Dr KIng and all that shit.

Spare me.

They are skirting the issue, no pun intended to Beta. They are kneeling because they hate cops.

They hate cops. Has nothing to do with the miltiary.

It's cops, they hate cops.

I see the dumb progs are all over this cunts jock about this stupid speech with the twinkling minor key piano setting the tone.

He is a weasel.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at August 23, 2018 07:58 PM (ySAEx)

317 Texas chili, Texas barbecue, Texas football.


Someone get back to me when Jerry Jones wins the NFL's fucking PudBowl.

Posted by: Fritz at August 23, 2018 08:07 PM (CdLX2)

318 I'm amazed at how someone who clearly hates America so desperately wants one of its highest elected offices. I am also amazed at a "media outlet" which benefits from the freedoms found in this country explains how anti-Americanism is "brilliant".

I've already seen several posts on my FB page from friends who clearly endorse this VERY evil man. And make no mistake: Mr. O'Rourke is a VERY evil man. Why else would he change his name just to acquire power?

If anyone votes for him, they are as evil as he is.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at August 23, 2018 08:25 PM (gG7gF)

319 "I've been reading his blog first for years, and I've seen no dimunition
in quality. You know what I haven't seen? Anything useful from you."
Sorry. I reckon space rockets, bacon, and crotch do indeed rank right up there with immediately adopting Democrat impeachment bullshit when you're the curating godfather of the libercon library of structural originalism.
So no dimunition, as I believe it's called. It's just always been that bleak over at PJM's leading outlet for whatever that is PJM outlets.

Posted by: Ten at August 23, 2018 08:25 PM (Xlssn)

320 Just went through his wikipedia. Looks like if he wins senate, every single meaningful election on this rich white kid's way to it was him beating a member of the Latino community. He knows a lot about Latinos from his days at private boarding school in Virginia and as rowing captain at Columbia.

Posted by: scott at August 23, 2018 08:34 PM (+D/VB)

321 179 The guy at the end of the block has a Beto sign in his front yard and a lady knocked on my door the other day to get me to vote for the Democratic nominee for congress.

I live in one of the most solidly conservative Republican districts in bright red Texas, so I've been surprised.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at August 23, 2018 06:50 PM (nvMvs)

I've gotten cold-texted by the Beta campaign. They couldn't even get my name right. I started messing with them instead.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at August 23, 2018 08:34 PM (gG7gF)

322 ProFootballTalk Retweeted
Kurt Warner
@kurt13warner
Aug 21

Kurt Warner added,

Every past & present fan of NFL - please listen - I believe he hit the nail on the head & he did so not by dividing the 2 sides but by joining them together in realizing the freedoms of our country have been forged by soldiers but also by many others who have fought in diff ways!

Kurt Warner Retweeted
NowThis@nowthisnews
'I can think of nothing more American.' - Beto O'Rourke - the man taking on Ted Cruz - brilliantly explains why NFL players kneeling during the anthem is not disrespectfulShow this thread

671 replies 6,028 retweets 22,119 likes
Reply 671 Retweet 6.0K Like 22K

Posted by: Kurt "I am a douchbag" Warner at August 23, 2018 08:59 PM (kO+z3)

323 That the election is even close shows that Texas may well in the future be classed purple
White people arent gaving many kids

Posted by: Comrade at August 23, 2018 08:59 PM (1JLkt)

324 323 That the election is even close shows that Texas may well in the future be classed purple
White people arent gaving many kids
Posted by: Comrade at August 23, 2018 08:59 PM (1JLkt)

Values CAN and DO transcend race. I know, its weird, but it CAN happen.

There is an awesome Redstate piece on the evil Mr. O'Rourke that people need to read...especially in TX.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at August 23, 2018 09:05 PM (gG7gF)

325 Beto will not win

This is Wendyredux2 without the catheter..

Posted by: Gonzotx at August 23, 2018 10:03 PM (eQh3B)

326 irish decent american whose Robert sounds better as Beto to appeal to the Hispanics. asshole

Posted by: TANJ at August 23, 2018 10:18 PM (Wa5hI)

327 he talks a real good promise everything talk, very much like Obama.
Promises everything (just like Obama) Have yet to hear any real policies.just a lot of feel good language. interesting he used Beto to sound Hispanic and Cruz goes by Ted instead of
Rafael. whatever.

Posted by: TANJ at August 23, 2018 10:23 PM (Wa5hI)

328 Texas has 2 problems that is supporting Democrats: the southern border that everyone walks across and people escaping Calif and bringing their politics.

Posted by: TANJ at August 23, 2018 10:27 PM (Wa5hI)

329 I think calling your MOTHER, a FUCKING BITCH is the highest form of Patriotism.

I mean, did you get to ask her whether or not to abort you??? Who the hell was she to make that CONSTITUTIONALLY protected decision.

If I was ELIZABETH WARRENS, non-Indian Mommy, I'd ask for a do-over.

Posted by: SUG at August 23, 2018 11:43 PM (dMrJJ)

330 also, what I love about TED CRUZ, the mostest, is his strong strong support for our President and the Constitution. Cruz has been a stalwart against the coup, and I love him for it. I'm having my TEXAS citizen Sister vote for Cruz DOS times.

Posted by: SUG at August 23, 2018 11:45 PM (dMrJJ)

331 He looks like a PRE-CORPULANT Kennedy.

What would he think if the NFL PLAYERS stood up and said TRANNIES are FREAKS???? In a good way.

Posted by: SUG at August 23, 2018 11:48 PM (dMrJJ)

332 Of course he "can think of nothing more American than to . . . take a knee for your rights."

Because he doesn't know, or love America. We don't take a knee for our rights in America.

And we stand for the flag and the national anthem - because those are the only two symbols that represent every American, regardless of background.

So yes, when you take a knee during the anthem or flag raising, you *are* disrespecting everyone in America, every member of the national 'team' that you are a member of.


Posted by: MAGA Overlord of DOOM - Master of the Burning Pyres; - Stop the Witch Hunt - Stop the Coup ! at August 24, 2018 08:19 AM (urS61)

333 There is nothing more pathetic then some little dweeb who only stands up when they hear the songs AGE OF AQUARIUS MUSKRAT LOVE,BIG YELLOW TAXI, and DOG BUTTERFLY

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at August 25, 2018 12:37 PM (FLiOE)

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