White House Concedes Acosta Lawsuit, Will Permit Him to Keep Pass;
But Establishes Rules Whose Violation Will Result in Reporters Being Stripped of Their Passes in the Future

Last week, Byron York wrote that the media's stance would result in written rules for "journalist" behavior:



And here you go. (LOL at "authoritiarianism.")



The Hawaiian judge ruled that there was a due process violation because, I guess, there were no formally announced rules for "journalist" behavior.

Well, now there are, and I imagine this list of rules will grow to include each new bout of misbehavior from "journalists," especially the queeney Drama Volcano Jim Acosta.

And then, when passes are stripped, the White House can point to previously-announced rules and defend their decision as being in comportment with due process.

One thing about these rules: They do not state that a reporter cannot put his hands upon an intern who is trying to retrieve the microphone. The Department of Justice cucked out about pointing out that Jim Acosta put his hand on the intern's arm to push it away. By not including this as a rule, the White House continues the cuck-out, and implicitly concedes Jim Accoster's claim that he did not do what it is self-evident from the videotape that he did in fact do.

Why?

I guess a lot of DOJ types don't want to deal in actual facts. They just want to protect #TheResistance.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:52 PM




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1 I was whining about the recount fraud to a friend, and he calmly said we won the Biggest Race even before the Vote.
Kavanaugh

Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2018 06:52 PM (HrSJb)

2 Oh fuck off Brody Levesque.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 19, 2018 06:52 PM (nBr1j)

3 It took this long to have established rules ???

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 06:53 PM (bUjCl)

4 There is no formal, written good behavior requirement for WH hard pass
holders. Yet everyone understands they should act professionally.


I don't think that they do.

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 06:53 PM (T6t7i)

5 Too bad, the President caved. He should have called out both the judge AND Acosted

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 19, 2018 06:53 PM (f3oO4)

6 No Acosta. How nice. Winning!

Posted by: Ever at November 19, 2018 06:53 PM (1Zh0U)

7 Anybody with kids recognizes this process.

Either act like responsible people, or get treated like little children.

Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at November 19, 2018 06:53 PM (iztiu)

8 Judge Kelly basically told White House, you have to give him another chance(Acosta) but if he grandstands, you can kick him out.
Disgusting how Faux News defended the guy who pushed that female intern.

Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2018 06:54 PM (HrSJb)

9 "Ridiculous. I've NEVER see a White House need to spell out 'rules' with a threat to yank credentials. This is PURE authoritarianism folks"


--

HAHAHAHAHAH !


Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 06:55 PM (bUjCl)

10 It took this long to have established rules ???
Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 06:53 PM (bUjCl)

To be fair, once upon a time, this was a country where almost everyone understood there were some basic rules for behaviour without having a judge weigh in!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 19, 2018 06:55 PM (f3oO4)

11 Maybe the WH had to spell out rules because the MSM is a bunch of self-entitled uncouth jackals.

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 19, 2018 06:55 PM (XKZwp)

12 Fox News was also declared worst pollster in governor and Senate races for 2018, just ahead of Quinnpac and CNN.
Nelson +7, Gilllum plus 11. Donnelly +7. Awful

Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2018 06:55 PM (HrSJb)

13 Tyrany !


HAHAHA !!!

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 06:55 PM (bUjCl)

14 Well Brody, if you are going to act like rude, petulant children pushing a narrative rather than reporting facts you are going go be treated like rude, petulant children pushing a narrative

Also, fuck off.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 06:55 PM (/tuJf)

15 I have a list of procedures for that judge to follow during the process of fucking himself.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2018 06:56 PM (oVJmc)

16 You know BRODY,some people actually have authority over others.Fucking authoritarianism!

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 06:56 PM (BXMxN)

17
Most of the admin and perm civil masters are far left moles that were placed over years by the O'buttmelick regime...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 19, 2018 06:56 PM (UFLLM)

18 I really think Trump folded on this and I don't like it one bit.

Posted by: Blago at November 19, 2018 06:56 PM (UfkIY)

19 To be fair, once upon a time, this was a country where almost everyone understood there were some basic rules for behaviour without having a judge weigh in!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 19, 2018 06:55 PM (f3oO4)

good times, good times...now gone.sad.

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 06:56 PM (bUjCl)

20 I wouldn't let them hold the mic. And I'd hold it low so they have to bend over.

Posted by: x at November 19, 2018 06:56 PM (nFwvY)

21 "PURE authoritarianism". Like the rules 99% of us have had to obey when we were working. That is rich.

The problem is visible to everyone except the reporters. They have destroyed their own credibility as no one else possibly could, and they are in complete denial about that. So they HAVE to yell "Hitler" when anyone points it out.

Suicide by hysteria.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 19, 2018 06:56 PM (VaN/j)

22 I see they also didn't spell out forbidding shoe throwing by CNN reporters, so there is another exploitable hole in it.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 19, 2018 06:56 PM (+86kI)

23 The MSM, still speaking untruth to power!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 19, 2018 06:57 PM (f3oO4)

24 Fox News was also declared worst pollster in governor and Senate races for 2018


Good to know.

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 06:57 PM (bUjCl)

25 There are those here who know what a blanket party is.

Acosta should have been invited to one.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 19, 2018 06:57 PM (ctuyM)

26 Well Brody, I have to agree with you on this: I've never seen a White House need to spell out rules with a threat to yank credentials either, until now.

Posted by: bluebell at November 19, 2018 06:57 PM (U5tDi)

27 Bottom line, Trump should have ignored the injunction and continue to ban Acosta, anything less is a loss . He would have been vindicated by the SC. ( I assume that's where it would have ended up)

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 06:57 PM (2DOZq)

28 Hitler had rules for journalists at Berchtesgaden!


Posted by: An actual adult named 'Brody' at November 19, 2018 06:57 PM (oVJmc)

29 THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

Posted by: Brody Levesque at November 19, 2018 06:57 PM (z2W2E)

30 @BrodyLevesque
This is PURE authoritarianism folks



I call bullshit on that one, tovarishch

Posted by: Zombie Josef Stalin at November 19, 2018 06:57 PM (786Ro)

31 Crapping in the halls? That's a stripping.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2018 06:58 PM (yQpMk)

32 Appropriate Branco cartoon on Acosta-Freedom of Screech:

https://tinyurl.com/yak6mlcx


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 06:59 PM (AllCR)

33 How about "Each question must be in the form of a question."

Not preceded by a baseless accusation...

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at November 19, 2018 06:59 PM (w7KSn)

34 Sheesh, if the presstitutes would have enforced simple rules of civility on Jimmy A., none of this would have been necessary. He makes them all look bad, although he admittedly gives them fodder for their stories.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 06:59 PM (ffYR/)

35 Hey Brody, remember when Obama spied on a Fox reporter and his parents?

Good times.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 06:59 PM (/tuJf)

36 Big loser in all this?

Fox News.

They chose.... poorly.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 19, 2018 06:59 PM (QzJWU)

37 Yeah, rules are authoritarian. I guess Brody Levesque would prefer press conferences where the reporters who shout the loudest and are the most physically intimidating get to hog the mike and ask all the questions they want.

Posted by: rickl at November 19, 2018 06:59 PM (sdi6R)

38 8 Judge Kelly basically told White House, you have to give him another chance(Acosta) but if he grandstands, you can kick him out.
Disgusting how Faux News defended the guy who pushed that female intern.
Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2018 06:54 PM (HrSJb)


That is the real proof of how much the media is in denial. They simply will not face the fact they are in a crisis of their own making. And so long as that continues, they will never pull out of the tailspin.

It IS true that the press faces an existential threat. But it is false to place the source of that threat anywhere but within the media themselves.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 19, 2018 06:59 PM (VaN/j)

39 Bottom line, Trump should have ignored the injunction and continue to ban Acosta, anything less is a loss . He would have been vindicated by the SC. ( I assume that's where it would have ended up)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp
____________

Exactly

I could see the SC saying it wasn't any of their damn business anyway.

I guess if the Pentagon doesn't let me in, I have to have due process exercised for why they aren't letting me sit on on meetings with Generals?

Posted by: Blago at November 19, 2018 06:59 PM (UfkIY)

40 'Sorry,' the White House should say, 'We thought Acosta could behave like a mature adult without having to have it written out for him.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2018 07:00 PM (oVJmc)

41 I don't see a must-wear-pants clause in them rules. WH press conference lottery now!

Posted by: Hands at November 19, 2018 07:00 PM (786Ro)

42
Ahoy there! This would never happen on-board the Raging Queen! My passengers and crew RESPECT me!

Say, how did this squid get up my butt.

Again.

Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at November 19, 2018 07:00 PM (UFLLM)

43
@BrodyLevesque:
"This is PURE authoritarianism folks "


Not really, bro.

Posted by: Jamal Khashoggi at November 19, 2018 07:00 PM (MAXDh)

44 I don't see it as a loss. Acosta just got the whole press corps saddled with these rules.

Posted by: x at November 19, 2018 07:00 PM (nFwvY)

45 I'm sure there are some good Brodys out there... but like fedoras and bowties, that name is a douchebag red flag.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 07:00 PM (a11GQ)

46 The WH reporters now can thank Acosta for official and enforceable rules of conduct .

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 07:00 PM (bUjCl)

47
I'm in pieces over here.

Posted by: Jamal Khashoggi at November 19, 2018 07:00 PM (MAXDh)

48 Like Acosta is going to abide by these rules; he will be an asshole again, get his pass suspended and they will sue again. He and CNN are publicity whores. They love the attention.

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 07:00 PM (a0IVu)

49 I'll ask these cucks again. What behavior is necessary that allows for the White House to revoke a press pass? Fuck these idiots and specifically that idiot judge.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 07:00 PM (2DOZq)

50 "Brody Levesque"

Seriously though, who bitch is this.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2018 07:01 PM (t+qrx)

51 Seriously, this is liberalism in a nutshell. We have traditions and expected behaviors that have heretofore been accepted and enforced by social pressure. Then Liberals come along and just push and push because, No controlling legal authority.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2018 07:01 PM (yQpMk)

52 Dammit people, I had a great comment on the ass end of that last thread. I should drag it up here.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 19, 2018 07:01 PM (myjNJ)

53 Trump has bigger priorities than Acosta at this point.
Rumor from WSJ bloggers, is they are going to look into clamping down on social Media for censorship. To do that, you have to make them a utility.
I hate Big Brother, but that really hurt us in the lections

Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2018 07:01 PM (HrSJb)

54
I'd give my little finger to be a White House reporter, right now.

btw, anyone see my little finger around here?

Posted by: Jamal Khashoggi at November 19, 2018 07:01 PM (MAXDh)

55 Back to my suggestion write iron clad behavior rules, read them at a press conference and mic drop

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2018 07:01 PM (6VrXf)

56 "Brody Levesque"


It sounds like a British recipe.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2018 07:01 PM (yQpMk)

57 There doesn't need to be a rule prohibiting a reporter getting physical with an intern because it's already against the law to do so.

Imagine the shit storm if a Fox reporter got physical with an Obama White House intern during an Obama presser.

Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2018 07:02 PM (kc+Bd)

58 My Precious, my Preciousssss...

**clings to mic**

Posted by: Jame s Acosta at November 19, 2018 07:02 PM (786Ro)

59 just saying, DOJ, there's a lot of hungry lawyers out there. I'm sure you could find a conservative lawyer or two at each level of experience. The trump DOJ should, indeed, begin a mentoring or lateral program for lawyers with the right temperament.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 07:02 PM (7J5t2)

60 Fuck them and the broken down nag they rode in on....

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at November 19, 2018 07:02 PM (2sCft)

61 So now there are rules of conduct, When they are enforced will there be tears, wailing and hawian judge flops?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 19, 2018 07:02 PM (0OmEj)

62 The best way to handle acosta, is not to ban him, but just end the presser when he acts up. That simple. Sarah H also needs to play the female card once in awhile

Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2018 07:02 PM (HrSJb)

63 I love me long time!

---- Jimmy "Drama" Accoster

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2018 07:02 PM (ptqGC)

64 "This is PURE authoritarianism folks"

Give him credit for vocabulary. Most four-year-olds can only say, "I hate you!"

Posted by: t-bird at November 19, 2018 07:03 PM (C78No)

65 Trump has bigger priorities than Acosta at this point.
Rumor from WSJ bloggers, is they are going to look into clamping down on social Media for censorship. To do that, you have to make them a utility.
I hate Big Brother, but that really hurt us in the lections
Posted by: Jonah

________________

If Trump doesn't bust up the tech monopolies we're fucked.

It would be a winning issue politically as well.

I'm sorry TruCons, but our political freedom to communicate is far more important than Chamber of Commerce regulation concerns.

Posted by: Blago at November 19, 2018 07:03 PM (UfkIY)

66 When I fight authority,authority always wins
John "Cougar" Mellencamp

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 07:03 PM (BXMxN)

67 I love me long time!

---- Jimmy "Drama" Accoster
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2018 07:02 PM (ptqGC)


Jane, that is bullseye !

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 07:03 PM (bUjCl)

68 WH should not have to spell out that you cannot get physical with someone working there..isn't that against the law already?

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 07:03 PM (a0IVu)

69 Say, how did this squid get up my butt.
Again.


Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at November 19, 2018 07:00 PM (UFLLM)


Comments you won't find on any other website.

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 07:03 PM (T6t7i)

70 "Brody Levesque"


It sounds like a British recipe.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2018 07:01 PM



Now with 2x the soy!

Posted by: Hands at November 19, 2018 07:03 PM (786Ro)

71 Mike on a boom, reporter cam removed. Problem solved.

Next

Posted by: Redenzo at November 19, 2018 07:03 PM (14qvS)

72 Rumor from WSJ bloggers, is they are going to look into clamping down on social Media for censorship. To do that, you have to make them a utility.


Or start treating them as a publisher.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2018 07:03 PM (yQpMk)

73 Part of my rules ( if I was writing )would be strict time limit and mic would be turned off.

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2018 07:04 PM (6VrXf)

74 Trump is a enforcer, but he needs a Capo in the White House right now. He needs to be Sicillian

Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2018 07:04 PM (HrSJb)

75 #6 No poofters.

Posted by: DaveA at November 19, 2018 07:04 PM (FhXTo)

76 ace, you posted this thread in the future? with that non-existent time machine?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 19, 2018 07:04 PM (GBteo)

77 Thou hast offended the Golden Scalp Weasel. Leave while you still can.

Posted by: DaveA at November 19, 2018 07:04 PM (FhXTo)

78
You know what song would go best with this poat?

The song that goes like this:

Signs, signs,
Everywhere signs

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the "Nood" at November 19, 2018 07:04 PM (MAXDh)

79 Try to imagine, if you have the stomach for it, Helen Thomas still slithering on this earth.

Helen and Jimmy Drama in the Octagon. And yes, I believe he'd have strangled the old bitch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2018 07:05 PM (ptqGC)

80 Trump is a enforcer, but he needs a Capo in the White House right now. He needs to be Sicillian
Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2018 07:04 PM (HrSJb)


Is Johnny Coldcuts Sicilian?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2018 07:05 PM (t+qrx)

81 65. Agreed. F Wall street. They donate more to the Dems anyways

Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2018 07:05 PM (HrSJb)

82 The microphone explodes in 10 seconds if it not handed off to the next reporter.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 07:05 PM (BXMxN)

83 microphone/taser

Posted by: x at November 19, 2018 07:05 PM (nFwvY)

84 I'm sure there are some good Brodys out there... but like fedoras and bowties, that name is a douchebag red flag.


You can count on some during a shark attack.

Posted by: Chief Brody at November 19, 2018 07:05 PM (fuK7c)

85 Say, how did this squid get up my butt.
Again.

Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at November 19, 2018 07:00 PM



*fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap*

Posted by: Kurt Eichanwald at November 19, 2018 07:05 PM (786Ro)

86 Acosta just got the whole press corps saddled with these rules.

Posted by: x


Saddled? The rules in Miss Connie's Romper Room are stricter.

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 07:05 PM (T6t7i)

87 I still don't know how YouTube is allowed to post copyright material and put the burden on the owner to request it not be posted.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 07:05 PM (2DOZq)

88 There are those here who know what a blanket party is.



Acosta should have been invited to one.

He might yet get one. I doubt his partners in crime will like all the new rules. If I was Trump I'd make some crazy rules like they have to wear a red clown nose to get in.

Posted by: dartist at November 19, 2018 07:06 PM (K22Va)

89 18 I really think Trump folded on this and I don't like it one bit.
Posted by: Blago at November 19, 2018 06:56 PM (UfkIY)

It's not worth it. This was an uphill battle on 5th Amendment grounds. I haven't read the briefs or opinion, but I have to imagine that some flavor of administrative law applied, and its a real PITA.

Might as well go back, set up rules, THEN yank press passes. Much less headache for everyone involved.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 19, 2018 07:06 PM (GBteo)

90 I told you I would bring this up.

It's about the Trump Movement, which is much much bigger than the man himself.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:32 PM (7vjfd)


And this is why I do NOT subscribe to the hair on fire doom and gloom club. There are more of us than there are them. We told them, give us what we want. They said sure sure you can have oblabo care repeal, we will stop the illegal alien invasion, just give us more. We gave them more. What did they do? They stabbed us repeatedly. Vote republican! We're gonna run nothing but rinos who worship the state and suck the CoC off on the floor of the senate. We said stop that shit and give us what we want.
Did they listen? Fuck no.
So we found our guy. A blustery, big mouth with orange hair. Donald fucking Trump. They said NOOOO! You cant have that guy! We said hold our beer and watch this shit.
Now we have President Trump. They said we understand now. Give us bigger majorities and we can give you what you want.
Then those backstabbing motherfuckers pushed MORE GODDAMN RINOS.
And we said naw, bro, we can live without the House if it cleans out the rino bastards.
Come 2020, They will give us what we want or we will let the democrats burn the fucking thing to the ground.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 19, 2018 06:53 PM (myjNJ)

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 19, 2018 07:06 PM (myjNJ)

91 "51 Seriously, this is liberalism in a nutshell. We have traditions and expected behaviors that have heretofore been accepted and enforced by social pressure. Then Liberals come along and just push and push because, No controlling legal authority.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2018 07:01 PM (yQpMk) "


And they have taken over enough of the society / culture that there is no social pressure to restrain them, either.
Such social pressure as there is, is pushing for more of this and even worse behavior.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 19, 2018 07:06 PM (tSXzq)

92 I don't get how the Acosta side got away with claiming he didn't knock the intern's arm. I saw the video.

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2018 07:07 PM (6VrXf)

93 The trump DOJ should, indeed, begin a mentoring or lateral program for lawyers with the right temperament.
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 07:02 PM (7J5t2)


I would have gotten right on that, but I decided to wait until after my nap, and never got around to it!!

Posted by: Former AG Sessionzzz at November 19, 2018 07:07 PM (f3oO4)

94
When I fight authority,authority always wins

John "Cougar" Mellencamp

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 07:03 PM (BXMxN)


When I tee pee the house of some "musician" douchebag who tells his kids they're too good to hang with me and my friends on Tybee Island, it stays tee-pee'd.

Posted by: 12 year old D'oh Boy at November 19, 2018 07:07 PM (ptqGC)

95 Has everyone chosen their places on the "Trump Should've" scoreboard?

Posted by: DaveA at November 19, 2018 07:07 PM (FhXTo)

96 I don't get how the Acosta side got away with claiming he didn't knock the intern's arm. I saw the video.


Facts mean nothing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2018 07:07 PM (yQpMk)

97 The best way to handle acosta, is not to ban him, but just end the presser when he acts up. That simple. Sarah H also needs to play the female card once in awhile
Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2018 07:02 PM (HrSJb)

------------

PDT has already said that if Acosta or anyone else keeps this shit up, the presser will be ended.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 07:07 PM (ffYR/)

98 87 I still don't know how YouTube is allowed to post copyright material and put the burden on the owner to request it not be posted.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 07:05 PM (2DOZq)

Do you even digital millennium copyright act, brah?

In essence, the alternative would be to hold websites responsible for the behavior of their viewers (ie: ace would be civilly liable if some asshole troll was posting nonsense on here).

::shrug.::

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 19, 2018 07:07 PM (GBteo)

99 There are those here who know what a blanket party is.




Acosta should have been invited to one.


Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 19, 2018 06:57 PM (ctuyM)

Pillowcase.Oranges.Some assembly required.

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 19, 2018 07:07 PM (XKZwp)

100 How about they put shock collars on all the White House presstitutes and if they don't follow the rules, ZAP!!!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at November 19, 2018 07:07 PM (2sCft)

101 Once again, we see how literally every leftist psychosis boils down to, "I HATE you DAD!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 07:07 PM (BRvh1)

102
And this is why I do NOT subscribe to the hair on fire doom and gloom club. There are more of us than there are them. We told them, give us what we want. They said sure sure you can have oblabo care repeal, we will stop the illegal alien invasion, just give us more. We gave them more. What did they do? They stabbed us repeatedly. Vote republican! We're gonna run nothing but rinos who worship the state and suck the CoC off on the floor of the senate. We said stop that shit and give us what we want.
Did they listen? Fuck no.
So we found our guy. A blustery, big mouth with orange hair. Donald fucking Trump. They said NOOOO! You cant have that guy! We said hold our beer and watch this shit.
Now we have President Trump. They said we understand now. Give us bigger majorities and we can give you what you want.
Then those backstabbing motherfuckers pushed MORE GODDAMN RINOS.
And we said naw, bro, we can live without the House if it cleans out the rino bastards.
Come 2020, They will give us what we want or we will let the democrats burn the fucking thing to the ground.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 19, 2018 06:53 PM (myjNJ)



Needs more cussin'.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the at November 19, 2018 07:08 PM (MAXDh)

103 Acosta just got the whole press corps saddled with these rules.

Posted by: x

____________

Any reporter thrown out and the next judge will say he has to be judged by a jury of peers to be valid.

It won't stop which is why Trump should have told the judge he can personally try and escort Acosta through Secret Service.

Posted by: Blago at November 19, 2018 07:08 PM (UfkIY)

104 I haven't read the briefs or opinion, but I have to imagine that some flavor of administrative law applied, and its a real PITA.

This is what I don't understand. How is this a subject of administrative law? It's not a courtroom. It would be like some kid in the lunch line suing because they insisted on giving him spinach with his tater tots.

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 07:08 PM (T6t7i)

105 would have gotten right on that, but I decided to wait until after my nap, and never got around to it!!

At first glance I thought you wrote after my fap.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 19, 2018 07:08 PM (nBr1j)

106 18
I really think Trump folded on this and I don't like it one bit.

Posted by: Blago at November 19, 2018 06:56 PM (UfkIY)

------------------------
Nobody says Trump has to call on Jimmy. Let him stew a while.

There are, I heard, 50 seats. Call on 47 of them, and then say that time is up.

Jimmy can't claim he was singled out, he would have 2 other people who also didn't get called.

The following week on CNN would be epic comedy.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 07:08 PM (UsCnO)

107 Reading Brody's tweet sounds like steam escaping.

Brody Levesque, Chief Political Correspondent: Brody is an experienced veteran journalist and editor as well as a freelance writer. He has been working in the online media industry since 2003, and spent the previous twenty-two years as a wire service reporter. From 2009 until 2015 Brody was the Washington Bureau Chief of LGBTQ Nation Magazine, a web based news media for the LGBTQI community. He also produces RATED LGBT RADIO, a weekly radio chat show based in Los Angeles.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2018 07:08 PM (oVJmc)

108 65
If Trump doesn't bust up the tech monopolies we're fucked.

It would be a winning issue politically as well.

I'm sorry TruCons, but our political freedom to communicate is far more important than Chamber of Commerce regulation concerns.

Posted by: Blago at November 19, 2018 07:03 PM (UfkIY)


I see where Facebook shares have been getting hammered lately.

*Nelson Muntz laugh*

Posted by: rickl at November 19, 2018 07:08 PM (sdi6R)

109 Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 19, 2018 07:06 PM (myjNJ)

I love poetry in the twilight of the day!

Posted by: Former AG Sessionzzz at November 19, 2018 07:09 PM (f3oO4)

110 I'm waiting for Acosta to show up at a presser sporting a fake Purple Heart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2018 07:09 PM (ptqGC)

111 Trump is a enforcer, but he needs a Capo in the White House right now. He needs to be Sicillian
Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2018 07:04 PM



Hey Ace, is Rich "Psycho" Giamboni available? The orange boss might need a favor, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Hands at November 19, 2018 07:09 PM (786Ro)

112 He might yet get one. I doubt his partners in crime will like all the new rules. If I was Trump I'd make some crazy rules like they have to wear a red clown nose to get in.

Now there's a SNL skit you'll never see!

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at November 19, 2018 07:09 PM (LOq4H)

113 >>74 Trump is a enforcer, but he needs a Capo in the White House right now. He needs to be Sicillian
Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2018 07:04 PM (HrSJb)>>

*disappointed face*

Posted by: Tom Hagen, Esq. at November 19, 2018 07:09 PM (WmIUJ)

114 Oh God a gangsta Dick Cheney movie LOL

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 07:09 PM (BXMxN)

115 Next out of line reporter gets a night in the box.

Posted by: Strother Martin at November 19, 2018 07:10 PM (uc6a0)

116 Agreed. F Wall street. They donate more to the Dems anyways
Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2018 07:05 PM (HrSJb)

The stock market is just a game the super connected play with the serf's money. Shame I have to rely on their psychosis being held in check so I don't lose my retirement money.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 07:10 PM (2DOZq)

117 I'm not sure I'd support a "hands off" rule. I mean, life's too short, you know? Gotta cop a feel when you get a chance.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 19, 2018 07:10 PM (hjaPQ)

118 At first glance I thought you wrote after my fap.
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 19, 2018 07:08 PM (nBr1j)

Family blog

Posted by: Former AG Sessionzzz at November 19, 2018 07:10 PM (f3oO4)

119 I'm shocked,SHOCKED,that some guy named Brody is a penis sipper.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 07:10 PM (BXMxN)

120 Fuck you, Brody.

Posted by: A big ass great white shark at November 19, 2018 07:10 PM (gC2IV)

121 Trump needs a wartime consigliere.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2018 07:10 PM (yQpMk)

122 Now to the really important question about Acosta: the intern - hot or not?

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 07:10 PM (T6t7i)

123 well sure Trump should have just cut off all their thumbs off and really given them something to whine about but you're not gonna get that kind of leadership until my administration.

Posted by: The Original REAL Galactic Lord Sir Covfefe at November 19, 2018 07:11 PM (nFwvY)

124 Show me where in the new rules where it says I can't masturbate here in the front row!

Posted by: Jim Acosta at November 19, 2018 07:11 PM (UsCnO)

125 It's as if Trump consulted a working class father in the Midwest about how to deal with a bunch of rude kids

Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 19, 2018 07:11 PM (z2W2E)

126 A country where a top-notch investigative reporter and truth-teller like me can't karate-chop a teen-age girl is not the country I grew up in!

Posted by: Jim "The Manhandler" Acosta at November 19, 2018 07:11 PM (Ndje9)

127 I fought the law, and the law won.

Posted by: Bobby Fuller at November 19, 2018 07:12 PM (ctuyM)

128 This is what I don't understand. How is this a subject of administrative law? It's not a courtroom. It would be like some kid in the lunch line suing because they insisted on giving him spinach with his tater tots.
Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 07:08 PM (T6t7i)

I imagine the court viewed this as an administrative taking without due process.

...Which is a pretty reasonable analogy.

And most administrative law doesn't happen anywhere near a court room.

A better analogy would be a new EPA rule that was passed without the comment period or any procedural due process that fucks over a bunch of business owners.

On the flip side, Trump has the Chevron doctrine on his side (for now) which basically says that courts won't second guess agencies (or the white house, in this situation) if their interpretation of the rules or law is "reasonable."

Trump could have pushed this issue on the "political question" side of things and fought it all the way to SCOTUS I guess, but it's not really worth it just to fuck with Acosta.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 19, 2018 07:12 PM (GBteo)

129 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2018 07:08 PM (oVJmc)

I felt the drama oozing from his tweet.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 07:12 PM (2DOZq)

130 Authoritarian? That's National Command Authority to you.

Posted by: The Boss at November 19, 2018 07:12 PM (uc6a0)

131 Rumor from WSJ bloggers, is they are going to look into clamping down on social Media for censorship. To do that, you have to make them a utility.


Or start treating them as a publisher.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2018 07:03 PM (yQpMk)

---------------

Yeah, this. They no longer qualify for the protections of an open and neutral platform provider. If they're gonna selectively edit content, they are open to all laws that govern publishing.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 07:12 PM (ffYR/)

132 Rule # 69 whomever Hand Knifes the intern has to step into the ring with Jedi master...in his Own mind...Sean InsHannity...for a MMA style fight till one cries for his mommy...

Posted by: concealedkerryorsubmitt at November 19, 2018 07:12 PM (kHv/o)

133 I would have include a "morals clause".

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2018 07:12 PM (yQpMk)

134 >>115 Next out of line reporter gets a night in the box.
Posted by: Strother Martin at November 19, 2018 07:10 PM (uc6a0)>>

Some men, you just caint reach......

Posted by: Capt. Sarah Sanders at November 19, 2018 07:12 PM (WmIUJ)

135 Each of the four rules pertain to reporters' required behavior from the point of being called upon to the point of yielding or not.

The tweet doesn't describe rules of decorum for reporters before they're called on or after they've yielded.

I have a feeling Acosta will take advantage of that oversight, and an addendum will be needed.

Of course, it could be the case that there are more rules which are not in the tweet above.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2018 07:12 PM (9qZ3S)

136 They do not state that a reporter cannot put his hands upon an intern who is trying to retrieve the microphone.

#3 says yield the mic
Secret Service says Don't hand me no lies and keep your hands to yourself.

Posted by: DaveA at November 19, 2018 07:12 PM (FhXTo)

137 Posted by: some rat in the swamp at November 19, 2018 07:09 PM (LOq4H)

That's too harsh. But it is eminently reasonably to make whoever gets the microphone to have to put on a red clown nose while asking "the" one allotted question!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 19, 2018 07:13 PM (f3oO4)

138 Even though that Racist Kemp managed to steal my election through his racist voter suppression policies, I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!

Posted by: Stacey Abrams, too Heavy to Move at November 19, 2018 07:14 PM (hlVcQ)

139 Trump needs a wartime consigliere.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2018 07:10 PM (yQpMk)


Who's the Navy SEAL who lost an eye? That guy. Polite, professional, and prepared to kill anyone he meets (or gets our of line in the press room).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2018 07:14 PM (ptqGC)

140 Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 19, 2018 7:06 PM


That's what I call a threadwinner.

Posted by: Hands at November 19, 2018 07:14 PM (786Ro)

141 People used to know how to behave in public.

Attending a WH Pressie used to be a privilege. when did it become a RIGHT?

when the entitled shits from the press decided they were more important than manners. Even the old witch Helen Thomas had couth.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2018 07:14 PM (d7Ww2)

142 "Brody Levesque"? That's a porn name.

Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2018 07:14 PM (Izzlo)

143 The intern who Acosta accost? She looked like a sweetheart

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2018 07:14 PM (6VrXf)

144 Sarah Sanders needs to give little Jimmy a good hard spanking

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 19, 2018 07:14 PM (nBr1j)

145 "Brody Levesque"? That's a porn name.


A Gay Porn name.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2018 07:14 PM (yQpMk)

146 Of course, it could be the case that there are more rules which are not in the tweet above.


I hope that one of them is "the Secret Service is authorized to throat punch any violators".

They asked for rules. They should get a throat punch rule.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2018 07:15 PM (fuK7c)

147 Trump will use this to make Acosta the enemy of the other 'reporters'.

Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2018 07:15 PM (kc+Bd)

148 If Acosta misbehaves, pull the credentials of the four people closest to him.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2018 07:16 PM (yQpMk)

149 over/under on how long Acosta can abide the news.

1 month

Posted by: buzsaw90 at November 19, 2018 07:16 PM (NhgkA)

150 A better analogy would be a new EPA rule that was passed without the
comment period or any procedural due process that fucks over a bunch of
business owners.


I get your point, but this isn't a governmentally-imposed function like an EPA rule. This is all ad hoc and informal. Thus, there can be no expectations or rules.

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 07:16 PM (T6t7i)

151 isn't there a kind of microphone that can be pointed from a few feet away at the reporter asking the question and can then be moved to point to another reporter?

nah, probably violates the First, Fifth, Nineteenth and Eleventysecond Amendment.
and Fox News is reporting a shooting at a hospital in - wait for it! - Chicago
also more razor wire up at the border. Clearly violates the amendment that says "everyone welcome!!"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 19, 2018 07:16 PM (L01V2)

152 Brody said "yank".

**Beavis and Butthead laugh*

Posted by: Hands at November 19, 2018 07:17 PM (786Ro)

153
PDT has already said that if Acosta or anyone else keeps this shit up, the presser will be ended.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 07:07 PM (ffYR/)
---------------------------

This would be fantastic, watching PDT just stare at Jimmy, then walk away without saying a single word. Not even a "I warned you, now the presser is over".

Just walk away.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 07:17 PM (UsCnO)

154 >>148 If Acosta misbehaves, pull the credentials of the four people closest to him.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2018 07:16 PM (yQpMk)>>

AKA the Old Basic Training Tactic.

Posted by: DMO at November 19, 2018 07:17 PM (WmIUJ)

155 One more time, Brody! Tell me to smile and call me a sonofabitch ONE MORE FUCKING TIME!

Posted by: A big ass great white shark at November 19, 2018 07:17 PM (gC2IV)

156


http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/brody

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2018 07:17 PM (aKsyK)

157 O/T Stacey Abrams is threatening to run again, which means moar Oprah and Shit Midas.

She's furious that we're still using photo ID's here and Kemp did the normal thing and cleaned out the voter rolls of dead and non-residents.

She WILL NOT BE DENIED! I wonder if this will inspire another bodice-ripper novel?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2018 07:17 PM (ptqGC)

158 1 month 3 days
Posted by: buzsaw90 at November 19, 2018 07:16 PM (NhgkA)


My estimate

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 07:17 PM (bUjCl)

159 148 If Acosta misbehaves, pull the credentials of the four people closest to him.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2018 07:16 PM (yQpMk)

I like it- decimation.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 19, 2018 07:17 PM (nBr1j)

160 What if an administration didn't issue any hard passes? Would that be a violation of rights? Who has standing?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 19, 2018 07:17 PM (z2W2E)

161 "Rules" are just tools of white supremacists. That's right--the ghouls' rules are tools.

Posted by: April Ryan at November 19, 2018 07:17 PM (hjaPQ)

162 I get your point, but this isn't a governmentally-imposed function like an EPA rule. This is all ad hoc and informal. Thus, there can be no expectations or rules.


Seriously. Mass press briefings aren't mandated by anything. Just give to news to the friendly reporters in private.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2018 07:17 PM (yQpMk)

163 The Hawaiian judge ruled that there was a due process violation because, I guess, there were no formally announced rules for "journalist" behavior.


This administration needs to codify that each judicial district has authority only over its district and none other.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 19, 2018 07:17 PM (xzZPy)

164 I have ruled that the penumbras and emanations of the Constitution make it illegal to deny anyone named Jim Acosta a WH Press Pass or to create a set of 'Rules' by which this can be done!

Posted by: Acosta-Friendly Hack in Black at November 19, 2018 07:18 PM (hlVcQ)

165 "Full Metal Jacket" rule! Acosta acts like a jerk and everyone else must do ten push ups.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 19, 2018 07:18 PM (L01V2)

166 Who's the Navy SEAL who lost an eye? That guy.
Polite, professional, and prepared to kill anyone he meets (or gets our
of line in the press room).




Posted by: Jane D'oh


Crenshaw. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. That man has a future in politics.

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 07:18 PM (T6t7i)

167 They should get a throat punch rule.

I bing'd for a clip of Lana punching Archer right in the junk at that El Presidente mansion but couldn't find it.

Posted by: DaveA at November 19, 2018 07:18 PM (FhXTo)

168 AKA the Old Basic Training Tactic.
Posted by: DMO at November 19, 2018 07:17 PM (WmIUJ)

It works

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 07:18 PM (bUjCl)

169 You want fucking rules? We will give you fucking rules.
"This ain't Viet Nam dude. There are rules here."

Posted by: JAS at November 19, 2018 07:18 PM (3HNOQ)

170 Crenshaw. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. That man has a future in politics.


Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 07:18 PM (T6t7i)


President.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2018 07:19 PM (ptqGC)

171 Acosta just got the whole press corps saddled with these rules.

They're Democrats. No saddles.

Posted by: t-bird at November 19, 2018 07:19 PM (OiC69)

172 Any reporter who doesn't follow the rules spends a night in the box.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 07:19 PM (/tuJf)

173 3 It took this long to have established rules ???
Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 06:53 PM (bUjCl)



Because it's common sense and common courtesy to the person holding the press conference as well as your fellow journalists. It took Trump to unhinge these pathetic loons so much that their hatred of him has caused them to drop all pretense of civility.

Posted by: buzzion at November 19, 2018 07:19 PM (WaxcS)

174 All good Party members play a part in The Resistance. Reporters do their part by being contentious, rude, and boorish. This signals to the masses that The Orange Man is not legitimate.


Reporters must not, under any circumstances, suggest to the masses that The Orange Man is worthy of respect.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 19, 2018 07:20 PM (2xR5z)

175
Ridiculous. I've NEVER see a White House need to spell out 'rules' with a threat to yank credentials. This is PURE authoritarianism folks



Why would a pure authoritarian have press conferences?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 19, 2018 07:20 PM (TAmPV)

176 re 170: and SLN will say he lacks perspective.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 19, 2018 07:20 PM (L01V2)

177 >>It works
Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 07:18 PM (bUjCl)>>

Sarah Sanders: "That's a nasty shiner ya got there, Jim......Blanket-Party from your fellow Reporters, perchance?"

Posted by: DMO at November 19, 2018 07:20 PM (WmIUJ)

178 Behave like children, get rules for children.

I hope they express their rage at Acosta, even if we don't get to see it.

I bet the comedian at this year's WH Correspondent's dinner will mock this mercilessly. Oh wait....heh.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2018 07:20 PM (W+vEI)

179 24
Fox News was also declared worst pollster in governor and Senate races for 2018





Good to know.

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 06:57 PM (bUjCl)

Not surprising, it was apparent that Fox was nearly always way off compared to most other polls, and nearly always showing the Repub the fuzzy end of the lolly pop.

I believe they were used as a tool to scare their mostly Repub-leaning base to get the vote out. Have no proof, but Occam's Razor applies here.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 07:20 PM (UsCnO)

180 I'll repeat: Obama used to keep the press whores in their place by telling them, "You're in MY house." And they'd whimper and nod and agree with him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2018 07:20 PM (ptqGC)

181 Sarah Sanders: "That's a nasty shiner ya got there, Jim......Blanket-Party from your fellow Reporters, perchance?"
Posted by: DMO at November 19, 2018 07:20 PM (WmIUJ)

Jim you are walking funny ...

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 07:21 PM (bUjCl)

182 Ridiculous. I've NEVER see a White House need to spell out 'rules' with a threat to yank credentials. This is PURE authoritarianism folks:
___________

Does this dumb-ass not get that the WH HAD to spell out the rules because of the lawsuit that drama queen Acosta filed against it?

If this dimwit is upset that the common-sense rules of decent behavior had to be spelled out, he should be criticizing Acosta's diva behavior that made it necessary for the Trump administration to state the obvious.

If the press doesn't want to be treated like misbehaving 5-year olds, they should stop acting like misbehaving 5-year olds.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 19, 2018 07:21 PM (fqUgw)

183 If Jim Acosta wasn't a dripping clapped up dickhole, none of this would be necessary.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 07:21 PM (NWiLs)

184 170
Crenshaw. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. That man has a future in politics.
Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 07:18 PM (T6t7i)

President.


Posted by: Jane D'oh

Imagine how badass it would be to have a President with an eyepatch.

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 07:21 PM (T6t7i)

185 Raise your hand showing one finger or two.

Posted by: New Rules at November 19, 2018 07:22 PM (kc+Bd)

186 I believe they were used as a tool to scare their mostly Repub-leaning base to get the vote out. Have no proof, but Occam's Razor applies here.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 07:20 PM (UsCnO)

I get it , you want to believe....

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 07:22 PM (bUjCl)

187
I posted this earlier, but it's appropriate.


https://twitter.com/PeteHegseth/status/1063816382616358913

Posted by: redridinghood at November 19, 2018 07:22 PM (hECVl)

188 Imagine how badass it would be to have a President with an eyepatch.


Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 07:21 PM (T6t7i)


I think we need to begin thinking of Crenshaw in 2024.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2018 07:22 PM (ptqGC)

189 144
Sarah Sanders needs to give little Jimmy a good hard spanking

Jimmy, if I have to come down off of this podium....

Posted by: dartist at November 19, 2018 07:22 PM (K22Va)

190 >>170 Crenshaw. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. That man has a future in politics.


Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 07:18 PM (T6t7i)

President.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2018 07:19 PM (ptqGC)>>

...Or whatever!

Posted by: Pete Davidson, GOP GOTV Guy at November 19, 2018 07:22 PM (WmIUJ)

191 Fox News was also declared worst pollster in governor and Senate races for 2018





Good to know.

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 06:57 PM (bUjCl)

Didn't Fox have a D+24 generic ballot once or something like that?

Posted by: Surfperch at November 19, 2018 07:23 PM (hlVcQ)

192 Crenshaw. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. That man has a future in politics.
Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 07:18 PM (T6t7i)

President.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2018 07:19 PM (ptqGC)




Yes, but with 0 support from the Uni-Party RINOs.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 19, 2018 07:23 PM (f3oO4)

193 166
Who's the Navy SEAL who lost an eye? That guy.

Polite, professional, and prepared to kill anyone he meets (or gets our

of line in the press room).







Posted by: Jane D'oh

Crenshaw. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. That man has a future in politics.


Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 07:18 PM (T6t7i)

Earlier thread today has the video of Dan Crenshaw on CBS Sunday show.

He owned them, and it was beautiful. If you haven't seen the video clip, do yourself a favor.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 07:23 PM (UsCnO)

194 I saw Drama Volcano open for Queens of the Stone Age at Red Rocks in '02.

Posted by: Hands at November 19, 2018 07:24 PM (786Ro)

195 >>Imagine how badass it would be to have a President with an eyepatch.

Never gave it much thought.

Posted by: Moshe Dayan at November 19, 2018 07:24 PM (/tuJf)

196 Rule 1, no more af1 rides

Posted by: Jean at November 19, 2018 07:24 PM (sFO1P)

197 180 I'll repeat: Obama used to keep the press whores in their place by telling them, "You're in MY house." And they'd whimper and nod and agree with him.

And then blow enough smoke up his ass to cure a ham.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at November 19, 2018 07:24 PM (LOq4H)

198 Didn't Fox have a D+24 generic ballot once or something like that?
Posted by: Surfperch at November 19, 2018 07:23 PM (hlVcQ)


Where ? In Texas ?? Kidding.

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 07:24 PM (bUjCl)

199 can we rig the mic with an electric shock and give Trump the button?

Posted by: buzsaw90 at November 19, 2018 07:24 PM (NhgkA)

200 Imagine how badass it would be to have a President with an eyepatch.
Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 07:21 PM (T6t7i)
---
Imagine Crenshaw delivering a State of the Union Address wearing a Nehru jacket, sitting in a papasan chair, stroking a Persian cat.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 19, 2018 07:24 PM (kQs4Y)

201 157 Morbid obesity and diabetes will settle that problem.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 07:24 PM (BXMxN)

202 Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 19, 2018 07:06 PM (myjNJ)

👍 👌 👍

Posted by: Braenyard at November 19, 2018 07:25 PM (xzZPy)

203 Imagine how badass it would be to have a President with an eyepatch.

And Andrew Jackson's parrot.

"Squawk. Shut the fuck up, fag boy! Squawk."

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 19, 2018 07:25 PM (UFLLM)

204 170 Crenshaw. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. That man has a future in politics.


Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 07:18 PM (T6t7i)

President.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2018 07:19 PM (ptqGC)


Do we know anything about his actual political views? I don't.

Posted by: rickl at November 19, 2018 07:25 PM (sdi6R)

205 If I was Trump I'd make some crazy rules like they have to wear a red clown nose to get in.


Posted by: dartist at November 19, 2018 07:06 PM (K22Va)

How could Trump recognize them all if they did that?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 07:25 PM (UsCnO)

206

The intern who Acosta accost? She looked like a sweetheart

I hope somebody in the SS took it upon themself to show her how to break a finger or two just in case another "journalist" does that to her again.
Watching Accost-her writhing on the floor in pain while looking at a few fingers in a brand new position would be PPV-worthy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 07:25 PM (HaL55)

207 Now youse cant leave.

Posted by: Regular joe at November 19, 2018 07:26 PM (7PllL)

208 Ace break out the time machine again?

Posted by: BignJames at November 19, 2018 07:26 PM (cxHbL)

209 Crenshaw. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. That man has a future in politics.



Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 07:18 PM (T6t7i)

President.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2018 07:19 PM (ptqGC)



Do we know anything about his actual political views? I don't.

Posted by: rickl at November 19, 2018 07:25 PM (sdi6R)


There's time to find out. We need someone solid for 2024.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2018 07:26 PM (ptqGC)

210 I have limited eyesight in my right eye, bright light(normal outside daylight) forces me involuntary to close it. Eye-patch? They are badass.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 19, 2018 07:26 PM (0OmEj)

211 >>Imagine how badass it would be to have a President with an eyepatch.


Arrr, and a hook for a hand. 'Tis long overdue.

Posted by: Orangebeard at November 19, 2018 07:26 PM (kc+Bd)

212 I think PDT probably spent about 10 minutes thinking about Acosta as much as Acosta would like to think otherwise. Maybe less than 10 minutes because in the grand scheme of things how Acosta feels is pretty low on his list of concerns. I hope every time he asks a question SHS will ask him if he can behave himself before she answers.

Posted by: Tuna at November 19, 2018 07:26 PM (jm1YL)

213 Who's Brody Levesque and what part of "CNN suing and creating this" doesn't he undertand?

Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at November 19, 2018 07:27 PM (WEBkv)

214 210 I have limited eyesight in my right eye, bright light(normal outside daylight) forces me involuntary to close it. Eye-patch? They are badass.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 19, 2018 07:26 PM (0OmEj)

Eye patch and a dueling scar. A parrot would be good as well.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 19, 2018 07:28 PM (nBr1j)

215 i still say acoster can't talk unless he wears a propeller beanie. fuck the media. pussies.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 19, 2018 07:28 PM (KP5rU)

216 I think PDT probably spent about 10 minutes thinking about Acosta




Probably tossed it to whoever (Bill Shine?) and told him to "deal with it".

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 07:28 PM (bUjCl)

217
Do we know anything about his actual political views? I don't.

Posted by: rickl at November 19, 2018 07:25 PM (sdi6R)



https://crenshawforcongress.com/

Looks good to me. In the parlance of dead movie reviewers, Two Thumbs Up.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 07:28 PM (UsCnO)

218 O/T, thanks Fen, I scored two of the Turkey Butter sculptures. Wife is thrilled.

Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at November 19, 2018 07:28 PM (WEBkv)

219 The first rule of White House Press Corps Club is we don't talk about White House Press Corps Club.

Posted by: Tyler Acosta at November 19, 2018 07:28 PM (786Ro)

220 One recruit in the barracks fucks up, you all pay. deal with it however you will.

Posted by: BluesFish at November 19, 2018 07:28 PM (1eH0X)

221 Which dress shirt company always used a modelwearing an eyepatch back in the day? I want to say Hathaway. Is that right?

Posted by: Tuna at November 19, 2018 07:28 PM (jm1YL)

222 Eye patch and a dueling scar. A parrot would be good as well.
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 19, 2018 07:28 PM (nBr1j)
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I think rum figures into this somewhere.

Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at November 19, 2018 07:29 PM (WEBkv)

223 One of these shitheads is going to get it in their head to go full John Wilkes Booth. I'm beyond certain of it.

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I recommend The Courage To Be Disliked at November 19, 2018 07:29 PM (lLeln)

224 How could Trump recognize them all if they did that?

Only one is allowed to light up at a time. Trump could have one of those ties that spin and a flower that squirts water when he makes them smell it.

Posted by: dartist at November 19, 2018 07:29 PM (K22Va)

225 You know who else had an eye patch and lead a country?
I'll give our non-Jewish friends two guesses.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 19, 2018 07:29 PM (3EkGO)

226 Eye patch and a dueling scar. A parrot would be good as well.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 19, 2018 07:28 PM (nBr1j)

Now THAT's my kind of politician!

Posted by: Mike "Pirate" Leach, WSU coach at November 19, 2018 07:29 PM (UsCnO)

227 ...Imagine how badass it would be to have a President with an eyepatch.


Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 07:21 PM (T6t7i)




Pffft. The real status in that hoped-for ascension, is imagine a President with more confirmed kills than Andrew Jackson dared ever dream of.

Navy Seal.

I'd have the Budweiser affixed to the podium in the White House Press Room, just to remind the presstitutes of that simple, but highly significant fact.

Presstitutes would be wise to heed this advisory: That stud up there behind the podium, the one wearing that eyepatch can use that eyepatch fifteen different ways to kill you dead, and nine of those include great suffering.

Bet the baying and clamor to get to ask the next question would be greatly subdued, to say the least.

And follow up questions would look more like Oliver Twist, asking for "more, please, sir?"



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 19, 2018 07:29 PM (QzJWU)

228 Ridiculous. I've NEVER see a White House need to spell out 'rules' with a threat to yank credentials.

And yet suddenly they did need to. Why is that, Bryon? May I call you Bryon?

Posted by: t-bird at November 19, 2018 07:30 PM (Z1eux)

229 Why doesn't the intern file assualt charges, and then the usss can deny him entry at the gate.

Posted by: Jean at November 19, 2018 07:30 PM (sFO1P)

230 225 You know who else had an eye patch and lead a country?
I'll give our non-Jewish friends two guesses.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 19, 2018 07:29 PM (3EkGO)

Moshe Dayan

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 07:30 PM (NWiLs)

231 184 170
Crenshaw. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. That man has a future in politics.
Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 07:18 PM (T6t7i)

President.


Posted by: Jane D'oh
Imagine how badass it would be to have a President with an eyepatch.
Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 07:21 PM (T6t7i)

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Some Day Some Way

Posted by: Marshall C. at November 19, 2018 07:30 PM (NhgkA)

232 wtf? no pegleg?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 19, 2018 07:30 PM (KP5rU)

233 And they all have to fit in a little car traveling to and from press briefings.

Posted by: dartist at November 19, 2018 07:30 PM (K22Va)

234 ''Probably tossed it to whoever (Bill Shine?) and told him to "deal with it".

The mark of a good executive..knows how to delegate.

Posted by: Tuna at November 19, 2018 07:30 PM (jm1YL)

235 Arrr, swab, a hook for a hand. Why do you think I have an eye-patch.

Posted by: Orangebeard at November 19, 2018 07:30 PM (kc+Bd)

236 And when these rules are enforced, the next lawsuit will allege that tgey provide inadequate due process and Hawaiin common law will agree.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 19, 2018 07:31 PM (H5knJ)

237 Eye patch and a dueling scar. A parrot would be good as well.
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 19, 2018 07:28 PM (nBr1j)


I'm thinking more Snake Plissken.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2018 07:31 PM (t+qrx)

238 @Ben Had - JackStraw gets the prize

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 07:31 PM (bUjCl)

239 Shit, late to the game on the Dayan reference.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 19, 2018 07:31 PM (3EkGO)

240 You know who else had an eye patch and lead a country?

Oh, that's easy. Obama had an iPad and led the country!

Posted by: Pajama Boy at November 19, 2018 07:31 PM (Z1eux)

241 "7
Anybody with kids recognizes this process.



Either act like responsible people, or get treated like little children.

Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at November 19, 2018 06:53 PM (iztiu)"

There is your problem. These people don't have them.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at November 19, 2018 07:31 PM (eAshZ)

242 Crenshaw. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. That man has a future in politics.
Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 07:18 PM (T6t7i)

President.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2018 07:19 PM (ptqGC)

The last time a Representative went straight to the Presidency was nearly 175 years ago. He needs to do something else in between to broaden his appeal and get his name recognition up (if he turns out to be a Conservative).

Posted by: Smoked Surfperch at November 19, 2018 07:32 PM (hlVcQ)

243 Eye-patch? They are badass

+++

Monocle.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 19, 2018 07:32 PM (z2W2E)

244 If Crenshaw can talk like a pirate all the time he'll win in a landslide.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 07:32 PM (/tuJf)

245 The last time a Representative went straight to the Presidency was nearly 175 years ago. He needs to do something else in between to broaden his appeal and get his name recognition up (if he turns out to be a Conservative).
Posted by: Smoked Surfperch at November 19, 2018 07:32 PM (hlVcQ)
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Cane Acosta on live t.v.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at November 19, 2018 07:32 PM (kQs4Y)

246 I love Crenshaw.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 19, 2018 07:33 PM (d6Ksn)

247 ''And when these rules are enforced, the next lawsuit will allege that tgey provide inadequate due process and Hawaiin common law will agree.''

You know it keeps the courts from butting their noses into other more important issues if they have to deal with these nuisance cases. Method to the madness?

Posted by: Tuna at November 19, 2018 07:33 PM (jm1YL)

248 >>>Ridiculous. I've NEVER see a White House need to spell out 'rules' with a threat to yank credentials.

Yes, the WH Press Corpse, and you, are being ridiculed.

Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2018 07:33 PM (kc+Bd)

249 Ohio Democrat who was a state lawmaker, a county prosecuter, and a judge killed his estranged wife.

He had previously served a 9 month sentence for breaking her face (occipital bone) in the car in front of their two kids.

http://tinyurl.com/y8xx76w6

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2018 07:33 PM (9qZ3S)

250 Monocle.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 19, 2018 07:32 PM (z2W2E)


And spats!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 19, 2018 07:33 PM (f3oO4)

251 Just when I was thinking "There will never be another Trump" Crenshaw arrives.
LOL.

Posted by: JAS at November 19, 2018 07:34 PM (3HNOQ)

252 >>Monocle.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 19, 2018 07:32 PM (z2W2E)


>>And spats!

We're going for badass not the Monopoly dude.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 07:34 PM (/tuJf)

253 He needs to do something else in between to broaden his appeal and get his name recognition up (if he turns out to be a Conservative).

Something that is NOT Senator.

Posted by: t-bird at November 19, 2018 07:34 PM (Z1eux)

254
Which dress shirt company always used a modelwearing an eyepatch back in the day? I want to say Hathaway. Is that right?
Posted by: Tuna


http://swiped.co/file/man-hathaway-shirt-ad-david-ogilvy/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2018 07:34 PM (aKsyK)

255 And spats!


The pistols are ivory handled. Only a pimp carries pearl handled pistols.

Posted by: Gen. George S. Patton at November 19, 2018 07:34 PM (fuK7c)

256 ...governor being the usual, and good qualifying path.

Posted by: t-bird at November 19, 2018 07:35 PM (Z1eux)

257 Trump should force them to ask the questions in a Cockney accent and call him Guvn'r.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2018 07:35 PM (yQpMk)

258 Crenshaw. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. That man has a future in politics.
Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 07:18 PM (T6t7i)

President.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2018 07:19 PM (ptqGC)

The last time a Representative went straight to the Presidency was nearly 175 years ago. He needs to do something else in between to broaden his appeal and get his name recognition up (if he turns out to be a Conservative).
Posted by: Smoked Surfperch at November 19, 2018 07:32 PM (hlVcQ)

Now that I think about it, he would probably make a good Secretary of Defense.

Posted by: Smoked Surfperch at November 19, 2018 07:35 PM (hlVcQ)

259 ''We're going for badass not the Monopoly dude.''

Or the Planters Peanut peanut.

Posted by: Tuna at November 19, 2018 07:35 PM (jm1YL)

260 Black monocle.

Posted by: JAS at November 19, 2018 07:35 PM (3HNOQ)

261 shouldn't Rule 5 be

"But first..."

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 19, 2018 07:35 PM (NhgkA)

262 Bionic President.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2018 07:35 PM (oVJmc)

263 Speaker of the House Crenshaw.

Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2018 07:36 PM (kc+Bd)

264 Trump should force them to ask the questions in a Cockney accent and call him Guvn'r.




and..force them all to wear funny hats !

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 07:36 PM (bUjCl)

265 He needs to do something else in between to broaden his appeal and get his name recognition up (if he turns out to be a Conservative).

Something that is NOT Senator.
Posted by: t-bird at November 19, 2018 07:34 PM (Z1eux)

Like I said above, Secretary of Defense, think about it.

Posted by: Smoked Surfperch at November 19, 2018 07:36 PM (hlVcQ)

266 I use a cane. Add an eye-patch; Chick magnet.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 19, 2018 07:37 PM (0OmEj)

267 264
Trump should force them to ask the questions in a Cockney accent and call him Guvn'r.


and..force them all to wear funny hats !

Posted by: runner


While someone tickles their face with a piece of licorice.

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 07:37 PM (T6t7i)

268 After Trump in 2024 a Pence/Crenshaw ticket.

Posted by: JAS at November 19, 2018 07:37 PM (3HNOQ)

269 243 Eye-patch? They are badass

+++

Monocle.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 19, 2018 07:32 PM (z2W2E)

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better to haf zee boat!

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at November 19, 2018 07:37 PM (NhgkA)

270 249 Ohio Democrat who was a state lawmaker, a county prosecuter, and a judge killed his estranged wife.

He had previously served a 9 month sentence for breaking her face (occipital bone) in the car in front of their two kids.

http://tinyurl.com/y8xx76w6
Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2018 07:33 PM (9qZ3S)


I'll take a wild guess and say we're not going to hear much about this.

Posted by: rickl at November 19, 2018 07:38 PM (sdi6R)

271 It ain't Journalism anymore

It's Journa-jism. Or Journajizm. Pick your consonant.

Posted by: geewhiz at November 19, 2018 07:38 PM (G2Sbo)

272 266
I use a cane. Add an eye-patch; Chick magnet.



Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable

I'll never forget Macho Grande...

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 07:38 PM (T6t7i)

273 Make them ask the question in the form of an answer!

Posted by: Alex Trebek at November 19, 2018 07:38 PM (3HNOQ)

274 259 ''We're going for badass not the Monopoly dude.''

Or the Planters Peanut peanut.
Posted by: Tuna at November 19, 2018 07:35 PM (jm1YL)



Give the cane a dragon head.

Posted by: buzzion at November 19, 2018 07:38 PM (WaxcS)

275 I'm blind in one eye and nearsighted in the other. I could rock the monocle-eyepatch look

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 19, 2018 07:38 PM (NhgkA)

276 and..force them all to wear funny hats !

Whoever's asking a question has to put on the barrister wig.

Posted by: t-bird at November 19, 2018 07:39 PM (Z1eux)

277 I saw ( Gateway pundit?) The aggregate of Orange county Democrats had 300,000 more votes than the governor got.

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2018 07:39 PM (6VrXf)

278 The crip look never goes out of style.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 19, 2018 07:39 PM (0OmEj)

279 I didn't see any rules there about flatulence in the gallery. Helen Thomas.

Is this an air handling problem?

Posted by: Fritz at November 19, 2018 07:39 PM (Z9C5C)

280 Give the cane* a dragon head.
Posted by: buzzion at November 19, 2018 07:38 PM (WaxcS)


*sword-cane

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 19, 2018 07:39 PM (f3oO4)

281 253 He needs to do something else in between to broaden his appeal and get his name recognition up (if he turns out to be a Conservative).

Something that is NOT Senator.
Posted by: t-bird at November 19, 2018 07:34 PM (Z1eux)


Yes, this. I hate the way that the Senate is now regarded as a steppingstone to the Presidency. That's not what it was supposed to be at all.

Posted by: rickl at November 19, 2018 07:40 PM (sdi6R)

282 all questions must be in limerick form

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 19, 2018 07:40 PM (NhgkA)

283 Eye-patch? They are badass

+++

Monocle.


The Jordi LaForge visor. Maybe with a Cylon (Psylon?) dot.

Posted by: t-bird at November 19, 2018 07:41 PM (CE5C/)

284 281 253 He needs to do something else in between to broaden his appeal and get his name recognition up (if he turns out to be a Conservative).

Something that is NOT Senator.
Posted by: t-bird at November 19, 2018 07:34 PM (Z1eux)

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Dancing with the Stars?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 19, 2018 07:41 PM (NhgkA)

285
The last time a Representative went straight to
the Presidency was nearly 175 years ago. He needs to do something else
in between to broaden his appeal and get his name recognition up (if he
turns out to be a Conservative).

Posted by: Smoked Surfperch at November 19, 2018 07:32 PM (hlVcQ)

Sometimes mushy John Cornyn's Senate seat comes up in 2020.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 07:41 PM (UsCnO)

286 Oh I know, do mandatory costume days - hawaii week - grass skirts, mexico week - sombreros

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 07:41 PM (bUjCl)

287 i still say sending 10 million volts through the microphone would be a great attitude adjustment

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at November 19, 2018 07:41 PM (RKQ/v)

288 Wildly OT. There's an ad that bothers me and they just showed it again.

Mom and daughter go out in the woods to harvest their own Christmas tree in the advertiser's preferred SUV. Which, is first of all probably either theft or desecration of public lands.

But that's not my problem.

My problem is that Mom goes out with a hatchet and we hear hatchet sounds and then she drags a sawn tree to her Ford Ficus.

*spit*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2018 07:41 PM (fuK7c)

289
I didn't see any rules there about flatulence in the gallery. Helen Thomas.

Helen and Valerie farting in the gallery
Say Acosta must be free
But Trump does not agree
And he tells them so o o o

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2018 07:42 PM (aKsyK)

290 Or if you're a Democrat you could wear Jim Jones sunglasses 24/7.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 07:42 PM (2DOZq)

291 I don't think any amount of distinguished service or eyepatches could command the respect of the press... you're either on the Left, or you get treated like dog shit, 24/7.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 07:42 PM (a11GQ)

292 I don't think very many Senators have actually won the Presidency. Have there been? Only ones I can think of are JFK and Obama.

Posted by: Hands at November 19, 2018 07:42 PM (786Ro)

293 My problem is that Mom goes out with a hatchet and we hear hatchet sounds and then she drags a sawn tree to her Ford Ficus.

You didn't mention the daughter again. I think she had to ditch the hatchet in a creek.

Posted by: t-bird at November 19, 2018 07:43 PM (CE5C/)

294 I saw ( Gateway pundit?) The aggregate of Orange county Democrats had 300,000 more votes than the governor got.
Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2018 07:39 PM (6VrXf)

I imagine that a great deal of these ticket-splitters live in the Cathedral Gardens and Ascension Neighborhoods.

Posted by: Smoked Surfperch at November 19, 2018 07:43 PM (hlVcQ)

295
My problem is that Mom goes out with a hatchet and we hear hatchet sounds and then she drags a sawn tree to her Ford Ficus.

*spit*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2018 07:41 PM (fuK7c)

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so she murdered the daughter?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 19, 2018 07:43 PM (NhgkA)

296 I don't think very many Senators have actually won the Presidency. Have there been? Only ones I can think of are JFK and Obama.

Lincoln.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2018 07:44 PM (oVJmc)

297 I bet Crenshaw can give people cancer with just one eye

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 19, 2018 07:44 PM (NhgkA)

298 Being a local candidate in the area, I paid a lot of attention to the Crenshaw campaign as it rolled along.

Some observations.

Crenshaw might be one of the most intelligent people in this, or any Congress.

He's very quick. I've yet to see a journalist get anywhere near snagging him in a rhetorical trap.

On the issues, he has a vast command of the concepts, facts, arguments and counter-arguments. And while not being paralyzed by minutia (think: Jimmy Carter), he KNOWS the minutia, and makes it dance to his tune.

He's very personable, in every setting, with every body. That's a genuine humility he has there. It's not an act.

Being a SEAL, he has a work ethic which may only be matched by Trump himself.

And... he is absolutely ON the TRUMP TEAM. Ran on it, spoke on it, campaigned on it.

He's got a value far higher than being a Congressman. But it's a good place in the next two years, to let the Nation get to see him there, as we down here in Texas have seen him, here.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 19, 2018 07:44 PM (QzJWU)

299 I don't think very many Senators have actually won the Presidency. Have there been? Only ones I can think of are JFK and Obama.


LBJ. Nixon. Truman.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2018 07:45 PM (fuK7c)

300 Congresscritters need not apply. Real executive experience only please.

Posted by: Alex Trebek at November 19, 2018 07:45 PM (3HNOQ)

301 296 I don't think very many Senators have actually won the Presidency. Have there been? Only ones I can think of are JFK and Obama.

Lincoln.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2018 07:44 PM (oVJmc)

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Now you're just being cruel

Posted by: Hilary! at November 19, 2018 07:45 PM (NhgkA)

302 Off Jeopardy! sock.

Posted by: JAS at November 19, 2018 07:46 PM (3HNOQ)

303 LBJ and Nixon were Veeps.

Posted by: JAS at November 19, 2018 07:46 PM (3HNOQ)

304
My problem is that Mom goes out with a hatchet and we hear hatchet sounds and then she drags a sawn tree to her Ford Ficus.



*spit*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2018 07:41 PM (fuK7c)

Hey Mom! That's a nice car you have! It's kinda hot!

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 19, 2018 07:46 PM (UsCnO)

305 I don't think very many Senators have actually won the Presidency. Have there been? Only ones I can think of are JFK and Obama.


LBJ. Nixon. Truman.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2018 07:45 PM (fuK7c)

Only JFK and Obama went straight from the Senate to the White House.

Posted by: Smoked Surfperch at November 19, 2018 07:46 PM (hlVcQ)

306 Oh and Truman too.

Posted by: JAS at November 19, 2018 07:46 PM (3HNOQ)

307 That young woman who spit on people in Portland is one lucky girl that she didn't get her lights punched out.

Posted by: dartist at November 19, 2018 07:47 PM (K22Va)

308 295 no Republican got those votes, they all lost. 300,000 people had to vote for their Leftist congressman and didnt vote for their Leftist governor or anyone else.

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2018 07:47 PM (6VrXf)

309 298 Being a local candidate in the area, I paid a lot of attention to the Crenshaw campaign as it rolled along.

Posted by: Jim at November 19, 2018 07:44 PM (QzJWU)


That's great to hear, Jim.

Posted by: rickl at November 19, 2018 07:47 PM (sdi6R)

310 Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:52 PM

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The threads where we're over 300 comments before it has even been posted are always my favorite.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at November 19, 2018 07:47 PM (LX21o)

311 Jim @ 298- If Crenshaw is your congressman, he needs to have a close working relationship with my congressman, Louie Gohmert.

Posted by: Eromero at November 19, 2018 07:47 PM (zLDYs)

312 I know he's on my side but if I was a debate opponent , I would definitely have to respond to one of his answers with 'that's bold talk for a one eyed fat man' .

Posted by: Kempfinger at November 19, 2018 07:48 PM (2DOZq)

313 I meant were sitting Senators at the time they ran and won. IIRC Lincoln was never a Senator and in 1968 the Senate was ancient history for Nixon.

Posted by: Hands at November 19, 2018 07:48 PM (786Ro)

314 Anne Hathaway thread?

Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 07:49 PM (B9BVe)

315

Swamp Cuck John Boehner is working for Big Cigarette to save the Menthols.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the at November 19, 2018 07:49 PM (MAXDh)

316 [i[One thing about these rules: They do not state that a reporter cannot
put his hands upon an intern who is trying to retrieve the microphone.

Haven't been following the comments, so maybe this point has already been made, but putting hands on an intern trying to retrieve the microphone is (already) a criminal battery (though probably only a misdemeanor). And - I would argue - even using physical force to resist an intern who is performing her job, would also constitute an unlawful, forceful act.

No one argued this during the incidental litigation, but I have a hunch that's why it is omitted from the new Code of Conduct . . . ?

Posted by: one-eyed cat peepin' in the seafood store at November 19, 2018 07:49 PM (/sTHK)

317
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 19, 2018 07:44 PM (QzJWU)

That all sounds good... somewhere I read that he supports MCoCarthy over Jordan, though... is that true?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 07:50 PM (a11GQ)

318 Anne Hathaway thread?


Joan Collins thread.

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 07:50 PM (bUjCl)

319 Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:52 PM

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The threads where we're over 300 comments before it has even been posted are always my favorite.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at November 19, 2018 07:47 PM (LX21o)

It took 310 comments for someone to notice, though.

Posted by: Smoked Surfperch at November 19, 2018 07:50 PM (hlVcQ)

320 'that's bold talk for a one eyed fat man' .

and how did that work out?

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at November 19, 2018 07:50 PM (LOq4H)

321 307 That young woman who spit on people in Portland is one lucky girl that she didn't get her lights punched out.
Posted by: dartist at November 19, 2018 07:47 PM (K22Va)

People pay good money to have that done to them.

Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 07:50 PM (B9BVe)

322 >>I meant were sitting Senators at the time they ran and won. IIRC Lincoln was never a Senator and in 1968 the Senate was ancient history for Nixon.

Harding.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 07:50 PM (/tuJf)

323 From a poster in the '60s, I thought Lincoln never won anything until 1860.

Posted by: JAS at November 19, 2018 07:51 PM (3HNOQ)

324 >>Anne Hathaway thread?

Looking for a lecture on white privilege?
Anne's your gal!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2018 07:51 PM (W+vEI)

325 undern00d.

Posted by: buzzion at November 19, 2018 07:51 PM (WaxcS)

326 It took 310 comments for someone to notice, though.
Posted by: Smoked Surfperch at November 19, 2018 07:50 PM (hlVcQ)

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Nah. There were some time machine comments way upthread.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 07:52 PM (ffYR/)

327 I would have also added that they are there to ask QUESTIONS, not lecture.

And if, in the mind of the President or whoever is taking question, the questioner is either lecturing, or acting rudely, then they can be cut off, and must immediately relinquish the microphone, and leave the premises.

Its like the signs that say the Management reserves the right to deny service.

Posted by: Don Q. at November 19, 2018 07:52 PM (NgKpN)

328 ...I know he's on my side but if I was a debate opponent , I would definitely have to respond to one of his answers with 'that's bold talk for a one eyed fat man' .

Posted by: Kempfinger at November 19, 2018 07:48 PM (2DOZq)



FILL YER HAND, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

*shooting starts*



Damn, that movie still does it, even now.

Oh, sorry Kemp.... didn't mean for you to get quite so perforated there. No hard feelings!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 19, 2018 07:53 PM (QzJWU)

329 Today I Learned that I am a pretty authoritarian guy. If you come to my house, I have rules:

Do not shit on the carpet.
If you shit on the carpet, clean it up.

Posted by: Splunge at November 19, 2018 07:53 PM (Vb4BV)

330 That does it. I'm leaving the press.

Posted by: Max Boot at November 19, 2018 07:53 PM (Tyii7)

Guy Whines on Twitter That Chipolte Wouldn't Serve Him Until He Proved He Could Pay, Citing Previous Dine-and-Dash Incidents; Guy Claims It's "Racism;" Manager Fired;
But Previous Tweets By This Guy Brag About Dining and Dashing

Raaaaacism.



Except... this guy dines-and-dash so often he actually talks up his habitual theft of food on Twitter.



Chipotle says it may rehire the manager after evidence has been brought to its attention -- but note, it conducted absolutely zero investigation before firing this woman based on some rando's say-so.

Also note this biased New York Post headline:

Chipotle may rehire manager who refused serving black men

That suggests that she refused service because they were black, and not, as she says, and Mahud Ali's twitter timeline seems to confirm, that ordering food and then stiffing Chipotle for the check was a fun past-time for him.

Even Not Binary Ben has a problem with this:



So you can and will be fired by a company if a rando makes an evidence-free accusation about you on Twitter.

I'm sure David French will have an article about this sometime during the next decade.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:45 PM




Comments

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1 Top Ten?

Posted by: Mr. Matamoros at November 19, 2018 07:51 PM (RgM/c)

2 First? Really?

Posted by: Mr. Matamoros at November 19, 2018 07:52 PM (RgM/c)

3 Neither surprising nor new for the media. "White hispanic shoots man for being Black." And not as a defense against having his head turned to pumpkin mush against a concrete sidewalk.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 19, 2018 07:52 PM (qzJPr)

4 Treats his dinning experiences like he does the wives of TruCons.

Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 07:53 PM (B9BVe)

5 Top ten!?!?

Posted by: Smoked Surfperch at November 19, 2018 07:53 PM (hlVcQ)

6 I'm confused. Is this later or earlier than the Jimmy thread?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 07:53 PM (UsCnO)

7 I'm shocked the Somali steals and lies about it!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2018 07:53 PM (W+vEI)

8 Every time I go to Chipotle I don't get handed the food until after I hand over the money.

In fact, I'm pretty sure that is SOP for all fast foods. Hell the drive thrus a lot of times have windows where you have to pay first and then pull up to a new window to get your food. Racism!!!!

Posted by: buzzion at November 19, 2018 07:54 PM (WaxcS)

9

Alternate poat title:

Whoa, Ben Shapiro DESTROYS New York Post

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the at November 19, 2018 07:54 PM (MAXDh)

10 This shit is going to continue until the companies get equal or greater pushback for caving to the SJW hustlers than they do for standing up to them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 07:54 PM (vOkuK)

11 I read the content too!

Posted by: Mr. Matamoros at November 19, 2018 07:54 PM (RgM/c)

12 I like rando being brought back into the cycle. Its very late 90's.

Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 07:54 PM (B9BVe)

13 Let's do the time warp now!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 19, 2018 07:54 PM (myjNJ)

14

btw, I hate UnderNoods.

They totes screw up my Top Post 'mentin'.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the at November 19, 2018 07:55 PM (MAXDh)

15 A manager who is protecting the business from getting ripped off is fired.

From someone who brags about ripping off restaurants.



Why would anyone want to work at this place after their first class shitshow?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 07:55 PM (UsCnO)

16 Posting from the future. Undernoods.

Quit toying with my emotions!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 07:55 PM (/tuJf)

John Katshit's Top Advisor John Weaver: Brian Kemp is a Cheating Hack and Stacey Adams is the Legitimate Governor of Georgia

He who pays the piper calls the tune.

#WhoFundsNeverTrump?




The Long Goodbye: Max Boot announces, yet again, that he's leaving the GOP.

He was last spotted praising Eric Swalwell for his common-sense nuke the gun owners True Conservative Stance.

Oh, and you'll be surprised to learn that the allegedly anti-conspiracy-theory Jake Tapper is pretty neutral about Democrats' conspiracy theories.



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:03 PM




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1 How many divisions does John Weaver have?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 06:04 PM (bcbK8)

2 Types

Deletes

Posted by: Kreplach at November 19, 2018 06:05 PM (qxq6t)

3 Bright future, huh?

Gotta wear shades?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 19, 2018 06:05 PM (6qErC)

4 What the effing eff?

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 19, 2018 06:05 PM (p0nVR)

5 He may be a cheating hack, but hes not a Democrat.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at November 19, 2018 06:06 PM (NHSOx)

6 Is he the son of a mailman too?

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 19, 2018 06:06 PM (p0nVR)

7 Katshit and flake perfect together

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 06:06 PM (bim/x)

8 Yeah, having more votes is 'actions that can't be tolerated' by the Left.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 06:07 PM (bcbK8)

9 "@staceyabrams should be governor, but isn't due to actions that can't be tolerated."

Being Stacey Abrams is an action that can't be tolerated, and is why she is not the governor. Hooray! We agree about things!

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2018 06:07 PM (t+qrx)

10 Did he give Kasich a diamond at karaoke. Were they singing In The Navy?

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at November 19, 2018 06:07 PM (NHSOx)

11
Weird how ALL "advisers" to Republicans really really want Democrats to win all the elections.

It's almost as if these "Republican" "advisers" are really Leftist operatives.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:07 PM (7vjfd)

12 Kasich since he became a insane Never Trumper.
Portman wins re-electionDeWine wins GovernorshipTrump wins Ohio in 2016.GOP Holds all House seats in 2018

what a yutz

Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2018 06:07 PM (HrSJb)

13 GA is still under the Voting Rights Act and can't implement any changes (voter ID) without the Courts approving them because Congress is too pathetic to let expire an ACT that is outdated.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at November 19, 2018 06:07 PM (AJ/mV)

14 He REALLY needs to lose his job.
Or at least the 'gop' in his twitter name.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 06:08 PM (bcbK8)

15 who's John Weaver?

Posted by: Adriane the Free Verse Poetry Critic ... at November 19, 2018 06:08 PM (AoK0a)

16 sometime, karma's going to be a bitch.

just wait

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2018 06:08 PM (d7Ww2)

17 Like I said last week, something happened to Kasich's mind after he did so poorly in the primaries. Bitter man now. He was a decent governor at the start of his terms.

Posted by: Tuna at November 19, 2018 06:08 PM (jm1YL)

18

(Stop)
Oh yes, wait a minute
Mr. Postman
(Wait)
Wait Mr. Postman

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2018 06:08 PM (aKsyK)

19 Take your new voting rights act and shove it, dillhole.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 19, 2018 06:08 PM (YWcH0)

20 19 Take your new voting rights act and shove it, dillhole.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 19, 2018 06:08 PM (YWcH0)

I love that song.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 06:09 PM (bcbK8)

21 Apparently, vapid bitching on a social media platform is all that is required to fulfill the onus of "not tolerating" something.

Hmm. That was easy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 06:09 PM (BRvh1)

22 I propose the following one-size-fits-all response: "Sure, sweetcheecks".

Posted by: Sporkatus at November 19, 2018 06:09 PM (HtLSE)

23 who's John Weaver?
Posted by: Adriane the Free Verse Poetry Critic ... at November 19, 2018 06:08 PM (AoK0a)

Used to pitch for the Yankees but was a pussy and could not function under the lights of NY

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 06:09 PM (bim/x)

24
OK, Kasich you self-licking asshole. What PROOF do you have?!

I'll wait right here...


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 06:09 PM (/9p9e)

25 who's John Weaver?

I dunno. Some little bitch.

Posted by: John Galt at November 19, 2018 06:09 PM (HtLSE)

26 Did the douche mention the 20 or so contested races that sent the other way?

*off to Twitter.

Posted by: Golfman at November 19, 2018 06:09 PM (GL/05)

27
A really good Alternate Post Title:

And Another "Republican" Uses Twitter To Audition To Be On CNN Panel


Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:09 PM (7vjfd)

28 John Weaver is a fukn idiot!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2018 06:10 PM (JFO2v)

29 25 who's John Weaver?

I dunno. Some little bitch.
Posted by: John Galt at November 19, 2018 06:09 PM (HtLSE)


Under Paul Lynde? Oh wait a second...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 06:10 PM (/9p9e)

30

There's seems to be a whole lot of denial going on amongst the Progs.
They just can't even with that Reality thingy, can they?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 06:10 PM (HaL55)

31 Apparently, vapid bitching on a social media platform is all that is required to fulfill the onus of "not tolerating" something.

Hmm. That was easy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Hey the "Free Our Girls" hashtag recovered all those kidnapped Christians in Nigeria !!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Free Verse Poetry Critic ... at November 19, 2018 06:10 PM (AoK0a)

32 what's the opposite of 2 legit 2 quit?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 19, 2018 06:11 PM (NhgkA)

33 The Progressive Leftist have gone full apeshit lyin mutha fukrs out to destroy lives and civilization.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2018 06:11 PM (JFO2v)

34 Also a long time McCain hack.

If nothing else Trump has thoroughly crushed the ranks of "conservative" political hacks like Weaver, Schmidt, The Rick and Dowd. I will never support any Republican that employs these assclowns.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 06:11 PM (/tuJf)

35 The only thing I can agree with him on is that we need to get the voting situation straightened out, in general. But not the way he means.

How come with these people if the Democrat loses, that means the election was rigged, but if the Democrat wins, it's all sunshine and lollipops and rainbows everywhere?

Posted by: bluebell at November 19, 2018 06:11 PM (U5tDi)

36 And Another "Republican" Uses Twitter To Audition To Be On CNN Panel

And now, UNIDIRECTIONAL FIRE WITH JOHN KASICH AND JEFF FLAKE

This will happen.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 19, 2018 06:11 PM (YWcH0)

37 Step one of the new voting rights act. Polls close at their set time and cannot remain open longer.



Oh you don't like that thought of keeping elections honest do you?

Posted by: Buzzion at November 19, 2018 06:11 PM (WaxcS)

38 in your dreams Weaver

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 19, 2018 06:11 PM (NhgkA)

39 Chief strategist for Jon Huntsman's and Kasich's campaigns. So, he's got a track record of fail.

Posted by: huerfano at November 19, 2018 06:12 PM (pqc4s)

40 He's a dream weaver.

Posted by: dantesed at November 19, 2018 06:12 PM (88xKn)

41 katshit should take his comedy tour on the road. the prelude every evening could be watching that phucktard eat chicken while talking about daddy mailman. thanks, ohio. and somebody from ohio took out dimebag darrel. now, that's a fucked up state.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 19, 2018 06:12 PM (KP5rU)

42 Hey the "Free Our Girls" hashtag recovered all those kidnapped Christians in Nigeria !!!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Free Verse Poetry Critic ... at November 19, 2018 06:10 PM (AoK0a)

That's what most scholars seem to believe, but i personally think it was Mooch's pouty-face while holding that sign that was the efficacious ingredient there...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 06:12 PM (BRvh1)

43 Cuck cruise rating?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 19, 2018 06:12 PM (SkuXa)

44 Looks like the nuts are falling a little late in Georgia just bring out the buckets have those Chestnuts roasting on the Open Fire while Jack Frost nips at your nose

Posted by: Tamaa Bird 1000 Voices at November 19, 2018 06:12 PM (wGqjj)

45
So, he's got a track record of fail.

Yeah. That's his job.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:13 PM (7vjfd)

46 I don't know for sure but am guessing John Weaver is closely tied to Jeff Flakes DNA.

Whole lot of projectin goin on.

Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at November 19, 2018 06:13 PM (FUJZT)

47 It's also hack cheating to pretend your not a Democrat, pal.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 19, 2018 06:13 PM (Ndje9)

48 This guy is going to make me start using Modified Isosceles instead.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 06:13 PM (bcbK8)

49 I can't wait to see what the Left thinks a Voting Rights Act should look like.

Posted by: Cruise Cucks at November 19, 2018 06:13 PM (yL25O)

50 Chief strategist for Jon Huntsman's and Kasich's campaigns.

The guy to hire when you want to be more milquetoast than Jeb.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 19, 2018 06:13 PM (YWcH0)

51 Step one of the new voting rights act. Polls close at their set time and cannot remain open longer.

Step 2: Election Day = National Holiday and since everyone can get to the polls, no mail in, no provisional, no alternatives, no out of state voting.

Posted by: Adriane the Free Verse Poetry Critic ... at November 19, 2018 06:13 PM (AoK0a)

52 Speaking of fake conservatives, Here's Cap'n Bill shilling for (Democrat) Admiral McRaven to primary Trump:

"After Bill McRaven defeats Donald Trump for the 2020 Republican presidential nomination, whom should McRaven pick as his vice presidential choice?

[_] Nikki Haley
[_] Charlie Baker
[_] Carlos Curbelo
[_] Let the convention choose"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 06:13 PM (AzW6q)

53 43 Cuck cruise rating?
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 19, 2018 06:12 PM (SkuXa)

...

Ha. I just noted I've had this sock for days. Better use it.

Here goes:

Ahem. Even we have standards, you know.

Posted by: Cruise Cucks at November 19, 2018 06:14 PM (yL25O)

54 ...self-licking asshole.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 06:09 PM (/9p9e)




Yeah, I'm stealing that. I hear "Self-licking ice cream cone" in meetings way too much to not drop that into a teleconference.

Posted by: Bert G at November 19, 2018 06:14 PM (OMsf+)

55 When you lose John Weaver, you lose .002% of America. It's going to be a short night.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 19, 2018 06:14 PM (odNSz)

56

Yeah, how would the Democrat Craven win the R nomination??

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:15 PM (7vjfd)

57 sock be gone

Posted by: TexasDan at November 19, 2018 06:15 PM (yL25O)

58 I do like the statement, "he cheated & undermined democracy every step of the way".

As if it is a known fact.

That wild swing in votes after the election was over was by Team Kemp, right?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 19, 2018 06:15 PM (1g7ch)

59 I am really getting tired of "count every vote even if said vote is three days late and of questionable origin."

Anyway, sounds like Weaver is angling for his next job with his real pals.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 19, 2018 06:15 PM (qC1Sy)

60 38: ISWYDT

Now I have that song in my head.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 19, 2018 06:15 PM (odNSz)

61 After Bill McRaven defeats Donald Trump for the 2020 Republican presidential nomination, whom should McRaven pick as his vice presidential choice?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

After I become Pope, how many of you want to be Cardinals?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 19, 2018 06:15 PM (YWcH0)

62 a possible answer for all this hate and crazy talk, is some of these grifters would be going to prison if their protective FBI was ever run by someone not on board with DeepState globalism. (or their kompromat files would be released, revealing their ???)

This would seem to be true for Rosie/Mueller ... who were deeply involved in Hillary's crimes ... so like cornered wild animals, they have nothing to lose by going katshit crazy with the (seemingly) turncoat lies.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 19, 2018 06:15 PM (Cus5s)

63 I will never support any Republican that employs these assclowns.

C'mon assclowns gotta eat.

Posted by: DaveA at November 19, 2018 06:15 PM (FhXTo)

64 52 Speaking of fake conservatives, Here's Cap'n Bill shilling for (Democrat) Admiral McRaven to primary Trump:

"After Bill McRaven defeats Donald Trump for the 2020 Republican presidential nomination, whom should McRaven pick as his vice presidential choice?

[_] Nikki Haley
[_] Charlie Baker
[_] Carlos Curbelo
[_] Let the convention choose"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 06:13 PM (AzW6q)

He's looking to crowdsource his fan fics?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 06:16 PM (bcbK8)

65 There must be some serious money being offered to the "Republican Strategists Who Back Democrats"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 19, 2018 06:16 PM (Z216Q)

66 Oh and Dolly Pardon is a One.
Still.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 06:16 PM (bcbK8)

67 So Swallow comes right out and says he wants to kill owners...
At least he is honest.

But nukes work best in big densely populated cities.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 19, 2018 06:16 PM (1g7ch)

68 After I become Pope, how many of you want to be Cardinals?
------------

Me! Me! Me!

Posted by: Harry Reid at November 19, 2018 06:16 PM (SkuXa)

69 1,976,214 +1,918,064 + 37,165 = 3931443
3931443/2= 1965721.5
1965721.5 + 1 =1965722.5

1,976,214>1965722.5 GA State Law 50% plus 1.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2018 06:16 PM (JFO2v)

70 McRaven who?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2018 06:17 PM (aKsyK)

71 I really don't get the Trump hating Republican and why that needs to bleed into all other Republican races.

Why are the Democrat operatives that so hate one member of their party that they openly root for every Republican?

It seems a one-way street.

Posted by: Blago at November 19, 2018 06:17 PM (UfkIY)

72 I wonder why exactly all these liberal Republicans are getting so much publicity as they abandon the party. Oh wait, never mind, I know.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 19, 2018 06:17 PM (Z216Q)

73
I have no doubt President Trump will have a few "Republican" challengers in 2020, but I am certain he will not even bother to campaign against any of them, except for tweeting.


Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:17 PM (7vjfd)

74 "whom should McRaven pick as his vice presidential choice?"

Easy. The courier whose name we waterboarded out of KSM who led us to bin Laden.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 19, 2018 06:17 PM (Ndje9)

75 GOPe response to not getting what they want: "Waaaah! I'm LEAVING the party, you guys! Serious."

Trump's response to not getting what he wants: "What the fuck are all these nerds doing in MY party?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 06:17 PM (BRvh1)

76 51 Step one of the new voting rights act. Polls close at their set time and cannot remain open longer.

Step 2: Election Day = National Holiday and since everyone can get to the polls, no mail in, no provisional, no alternatives, no out of state voting.
Posted by: Adriane the Free Verse Poetry Critic ... at November 19, 2018 06:13 PM (AoK0a)
...

All ballot-creating and collecting authorities must create an electronic version of the ballot that is transmitted in a standard format to the military; the military holds elections on the same day as the US, or maybe the day before, and sends those results directly back to the local jurisdiction to be counted and included.

Maybe expats can vote on base too.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 19, 2018 06:17 PM (yL25O)

77 katship flake are laughing stocks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 06:17 PM (bim/x)

78 kristolmeth and his band of commies are a perfect example of untreated syphillis rotting the brain. the butt stuff is strong with these cucks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 19, 2018 06:18 PM (KP5rU)

79 McRaven is a Democrat. Why would he run as a Republican? Kristol is a dumbass.

But it was unnecessary for Trump to bring up McRaven. He just can't let anything go even after he prevails. Hopefully this will blow over too. I'm glad and surprised though that the RNC stepped up and sided with Trump . Maybe they have info McRaven may be a potential Dem opponent in 2020.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 06:18 PM (2DOZq)

80


I do like the statement, "he cheated undermined democracy every step of the way".


OK asshole, prove it or STFU.
What is he, 5 years old?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 06:18 PM (HaL55)

81 Speaking of fake conservatives, Here's Cap'n Bill shilling for (Democrat) Admiral McRaven to primary Trump:

"After Bill McRaven defeats Donald Trump for the 2020 Republican presidential nomination, whom should McRaven pick as his vice presidential choice?

[_] Nikki Haley
[_] Charlie Baker
[_] Carlos Curbelo
[_] Let the convention choose"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 06:13 PM (AzW6q)
--------

Oh dear. Egg McMuffin must be devastated. Just tossed aside like yesterday's breakfast wrapper.

Posted by: bluebell at November 19, 2018 06:18 PM (U5tDi)

82 It's almost as if these "Republican" "advisers" are really Leftist operatives.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:07 PM (7vjfd)

You can tell by looking at who is fukn their wives!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2018 06:18 PM (JFO2v)

83 Fucking fat romance writer bitch. There, I said it.

Posted by: Max Power at November 19, 2018 06:18 PM (QCc6B)

84 GA Governor is a done deal, libtards. Your attempt at theft was unsuccessful this time. Abrams even got some insane Fed judge to order polls specifically around Atl. Black colleges to remain open past legal closing time by 3 hours and Abrams' cheating ass still couldn't pull it off. See ya in 2020.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 06:19 PM (ffYR/)

85 all these Long Goodbyes from TruCons are like the scene in The Jerk

"I Don't Need Anything!

Except this ashtray
and this paddle game,
and these matches,
and this lamp...

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at November 19, 2018 06:19 PM (RKQ/v)

86 Yeah, I'm stealing that. I hear "Self-licking ice cream cone" in meetings way too much

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT STARTS OUT SOUNDING LIKE "ICE" BUT IT'S REALLY "ASS" SO IT MAKES YOU DO A DOUBLE TAKE. ALSO BECAUSE THE PERSON IS EVEN MORE USELESS AND AN ASSHOLE AND THEIR BREATH SMELLS LIKE TAINT

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 19, 2018 06:19 PM (HtLSE)

87 What a wanking bunch of weak sisters these jerks are. Mewling quim does not suffice as sufficient descriptor of these back stabbing kapos.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2018 06:19 PM (famYS)

88 These people are just sleeper agents now revealed.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 19, 2018 06:19 PM (Z216Q)

89 Max Book is like that guy who breaks up with you, and you say okay, bye.
When he gets home, he calls you again to say he's really going to break up with you, okay?
Fine, right, you say.

And this time I really --
You hang up.

Posted by: PJ at November 19, 2018 06:19 PM (qlTN9)

90 Ever since Soviet Georgia was incorporated into the Transcaucasian Federation in '22, it's been a shithole. And racist!

Posted by: Fritz at November 19, 2018 06:19 PM (Z9C5C)

91 >>But it was unnecessary for Trump to bring up McRaven. He just can't let anything go even after he prevails. Hopefully this will blow over too. I'm glad and surprised though that the RNC stepped up and sided with Trump . Maybe they have info McRaven may be a potential Dem opponent in 2020

Trump didn't bring him up, Wallace did. But I do agree that Trump went to far. He could have just pointed out that McRaven is a Hillary/Obama supporter and left it at that.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 06:19 PM (/tuJf)

92 70 McRaven who?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2018 06:17 PM (aKsyK)

---

worst McDonalds sandwich ever

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 19, 2018 06:20 PM (NhgkA)

93 49 I can't wait to see what the Left thinks a Voting Rights Act should look like.
Posted by: Cruise Cucks at November 19, 2018 06:13 PM (yL25O)

Dead Republican have the Right to vote Democrat!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2018 06:20 PM (JFO2v)

94 Kristol seems like he's on his way to L. Ron Hubbard territory. Sailing around with sycophants and occasionally throwing them overboard if they piss him off.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 19, 2018 06:20 PM (SkuXa)

95 I'm just glad to know that the GOP is at least being given credit for being able to steal elections on our own without any help from the Russians.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 19, 2018 06:20 PM (yL25O)

96 ace called or last week when he said the entire Republican leadership is comprised of liberal leftists.

Posted by: Max Power at November 19, 2018 06:20 PM (QCc6B)

97 A really good Alternate Post Title:

And Another "Republican" Uses Twitter To Audition To Be On CNN Panel
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:09 PM (7vjfd)

-----------------------------------

And here we have the crux: The GOPe squishes know that CNN and MSNBC have an unlimited appetite for conservative-hating GOPe drones, so they climb over each other to slander their former party.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at November 19, 2018 06:20 PM (yX3gx)

98 OK asshole, prove it or STFU.

It's undermining democracy to throw ineligible voters back off the rolls, man. Like, she put them on and it was totally a diss and mean and stuff.

Posted by: Sporkatus at November 19, 2018 06:20 PM (HtLSE)

99 You know what would be a glorious thing, and not tactically moot?

If there are a small gaggle of fingerling pud-pullers who try to challenge Trump in a primary, he runs a scorched earth (and basically free) social media campaign to get all sane R voters to the polls for primary day. "Winning is a foregone conclusion, but fukkit, let's go for the record, guys! Together! We can do it!"

... and then gather more votes than any primary candidate for any party in the history of everything, ever.

Just as a gigantic, tax-free fuck you to the Democrats and the Quisling branch of GOP-that-was.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 06:21 PM (BRvh1)

100 Yet again I thank the lord above Senator John McVain is no longer with us.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 19, 2018 06:22 PM (Z216Q)

101 After I become Pope, how many of you want to be Cardinals?

As long as I don't have to suck your dick or allow you to put yours in my butthole.

Posted by: JAS at November 19, 2018 06:22 PM (3HNOQ)

102
Here's a glimpse into the future:

There WILL be "Republican" primary debates, because Fake News will insist on it and set it all up.

So, imagine a bunch of Jerkoffs such as Katshit and Flake on a stage "debating" each other. And by debating, I mean they'll all be agreeing with each other on how Orange Man Bad, with the Fake News moderators concurring.

Then, if they do talk about policies, they'll be echoing the Democrats because they are Democrats.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:22 PM (7vjfd)

103 I need to find a way to refer to Max Boot as Max Butt in some kind of casual goatse reference, but I'm not sure how.

Posted by: Sporkatus at November 19, 2018 06:23 PM (HtLSE)

104
Apparently, vapid bitching on a social media platform is all that is required to fulfill the onus of "not tolerating" something.


Makin' a difference, bro, makin' a difference!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2018 06:23 PM (pNxlR)

105 Bangla fukn desh has almost 200k biometric scanners linked to vote and kicks out any double votes

I can walk into any 7 cum 11 fill out ballot cast vote with 100% and get receipt! lotto

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2018 06:23 PM (JFO2v)

106 hom should McRaven pick as his vice presidential choice?"

Easy. The courier whose name we waterboarded out of KSM who led us to bin Laden.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 19, 2018 06:17 PM (Ndje9)

McRaven is ill. There is no way that he runs. And he didn't leave the Texas system in fantastic shape.

Posted by: LASue at November 19, 2018 06:23 PM (XROPS)

107 Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 06:19 PM (/tuJf)

Sorry , yes I misspoke and it's important to be accurate in this regard. They do bait Trump and to his credit , he doesn't take it as much as one would expect.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 06:23 PM (2DOZq)

108
McRaven who?
---
worst McDonalds sandwich ever
Posted by: Buzzsaw90


I just ate one. Nevermore!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2018 06:24 PM (aKsyK)

109 So Swallow comes right out and says he wants to kill owners...
At least he is honest.

But nukes work best in big densely populated cities.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 19, 2018 06:16 PM


Breeder reactor status:

[X] hot
[_] not

Posted by: Lace Wigs and Penis Pumps at November 19, 2018 06:24 PM (e7O7B)

110 Oh, by the way, lets not forget that after John Weaver worked for McVain he spent years working for the Democrat Congressional Campaign Committee.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 19, 2018 06:25 PM (Z216Q)

111 Giving the franchise to poor people was a bad idea.

Posted by: JAS at November 19, 2018 06:25 PM (3HNOQ)

112 Breeder reactor status:

[X] hot
[_] not


"That breeder reactor is so hot right now" - Mugatu

Posted by: Sporkatus at November 19, 2018 06:25 PM (HtLSE)

113 Tank is out of fuel and running on empty.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 06:25 PM (+y/Ru)

114 So Swallow comes right out and says he wants to kill owners... At least he is honest.

--------

Nah. It's crap. The master class never seeks to annihilate the slave class. Their lifestyle depends on keeping those people alive and working.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 06:25 PM (AzW6q)

115
But yeah, there will definitely be "Republican" primary debates.
And President Trump will definitely not attend any of them.

And the other "Republicans" in the primaries will make fools of themselves for all to see.

And President Trump will easily win enough delegates, like 95% of them, for the nomination.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:26 PM (7vjfd)

116
Abrams even got some insane Fed judge to order polls specifically around Atl. Black colleges to remain open past legal closing time by 3 hours and Abrams' cheating ass still couldn't pull it off. See ya in 2020.
Posted by: Calm Mentor


It won't be fair until their votes are counted five thirds.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2018 06:26 PM (aKsyK)

117 Nah. It's crap. The master class never seeks to annihilate the slave class. Their lifestyle depends on keeping those people alive and working.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 06:25 PM (AzW6q)

Someone's been reading their Camus....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 06:26 PM (BRvh1)

118 As long as I don't have to suck your dick or allow you to put yours in my butthole.
Posted by: JAS at November 19, 2018 06:22 PM (3HNOQ)

The coffee, catholics, and cucks meeting!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2018 06:26 PM (JFO2v)

119 so, when do we start shooting, because this bullshit can't go on forever without exceeding max capacity?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 19, 2018 06:26 PM (Dagiw)

120 Nah. It's crap. The master class never seeks to annihilate the slave class. Their lifestyle depends on keeping those people alive and working.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 06:25 PM (AzW6q)

Sparta would like a do over.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 06:27 PM (2DOZq)

121 *pops head out of bunker*

Shooting started yet?

Posted by: Under Fire at November 19, 2018 06:28 PM (r9UYA)

122 Feinstein and Camel Toe Harris, want Trump to make a deal with them on 9th Circuit Judges. They want 2 Dems for 2 Republicans.
F-Off. No Deals

Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2018 06:28 PM (HrSJb)

123 Heard Abrams on the radio today.

Yep, sounds like the overblown prose of a writer of crappy romance.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2018 06:28 PM (oVJmc)

124 Ayup.. GOP voter supression rears its ugly head again!
Oh.. wait.. the highest turnout for a mid-term in history! Dems take 30+ seats!

never mind..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 19, 2018 06:28 PM (438dO)

125 who the heck is John Weaver? These pundits are like cockroaches. Never ending supply of them.

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 06:28 PM (a0IVu)

126 is there a bellevue-type place for these guys?

Posted by: jerry at November 19, 2018 06:28 PM (9ORmh)

127 111 Giving the franchise to poor people was a bad idea.
Posted by: JAS at November 19, 2018 06:25 PM (3HNOQ)

and women
and children
and illegals

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2018 06:29 PM (JFO2v)

128 Another Shooting in Gun Control Chicago. Yawn.....

Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2018 06:29 PM (HrSJb)

129 Oprah/Abrams 2020!!! Two Tanks for the Price of One!

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 19, 2018 06:29 PM (EBZQ4)

130 I don't think JK Rowling is actually writing the scripts for the Fantastic Beast movies. Warner Brothers is keeping her name in the series as a bit of a publicity stunt.

Posted by: MAGA at November 19, 2018 06:29 PM (/8RAd)

131 Jake Tapper has a face that was just made for erasing chalk boards with.

Posted by: Hands at November 19, 2018 06:29 PM (786Ro)

132 I thought for sure I could be elected governor of GA if I just ran in drag!

Posted by: Michael Straihan at November 19, 2018 06:30 PM (SkuXa)

133

What is it with all these people who just declare something to be true with no proof and nothing at all to back up their claims? They sound like little children just making shit up.

Like UCF self-declaring themselves the 2017 National Champions because they went undefeated. They have that ridiculously wrong self-award up inside their stadium. I scoured the NCAA site to find an email address for the president to ask if I had missed the game where they beat My Beloved Crimson Tide.
Naturally, you can't get ahold of him that way.
WTF? Have all these people lost their minds?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 06:30 PM (HaL55)

134 Feinstein and Camel Toe Harris, want Trump to make a deal with them on 9th Circuit Judges. They want 2 Dems for 2 Republicans.
F-Off. No Deals
Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2018 06:28 PM (HrSJb)


I dunno, man, the scorpion sounds really sincere this time. I believe it.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2018 06:30 PM (t+qrx)

135 121
*pops head out of bunker*

Shooting started yet?



Posted by: Under Fire at November 19, 2018 06:28 PM (r9UYA)

at a Chicago hospital. You're not in Chicago, all is ok.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 06:31 PM (UsCnO)

136 The Boofman is getting tiresome. Trump has literally driven these people totally insane. It's quite something to behold.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at November 19, 2018 06:31 PM (hSQF+)

137 126
is there a bellevue-type place for these guys?

Posted by: jerry at November 19, 2018 06:28 PM (9ORmh)


Leavenworth

Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2018 06:31 PM (kc+Bd)

138 Have John Weaver and "The" Rick Wilson ever been spotted in the same place at the same time? Just sayin'

Posted by: Hands at November 19, 2018 06:31 PM (786Ro)

139 BREAKING on CNN: Inspired by Stacy "Tank" Abrams, Hillary has decided now NOT to concede the 2016 election.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 19, 2018 06:31 PM (EBZQ4)

140
Kristol seems like he's on his way to L. Ron Hubbard territory.


Oooooh! Keelhaul me, Kap'n! Keelhaul me! Squeeeeeeeeeeee!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2018 06:31 PM (pNxlR)

141 I'm hoping the 2018 elections were a "midterm effect" and not the new normal.

A candidate like Abrams would have lost by 10 points four years ago in Georgia.

Posted by: Blago at November 19, 2018 06:31 PM (UfkIY)

142
Anyone have any old glow-in-the-dark watches they wish to contribute to my breeder reactor 'experiment'?

Or any math involving 'critical mass' outside of Catholic theology?

Posted by: Lace Wigs and Penis Pumps at November 19, 2018 06:32 PM (e7O7B)

143 Do we have any specific allegations of wrongdoing or is it all just a string of adjectives?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2018 06:32 PM (oVJmc)

144 When you have one party proclaiming that any election it loses is illegitimate, I'd say we're done here. This cannot lead anywhere but violence and bloodshed.

Posted by: rickl at November 19, 2018 06:32 PM (sdi6R)

145 Have John Weaver and "The" Rick Wilson ever been spotted in the same place at the same time? Just sayin'
Posted by: Hands


You'd be amazed how many statist corksoakers DC contains.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2018 06:32 PM (pnMCv)

146
See?

It's not really about Donald Trump.

These Fake Republicans are pissed off at Conservatives winning elections.

These Fake Republicans are pissed off that we are WOKE to their bullshit.

It's not really about Donald Trump.

It's about the Trump Movement, which is much much bigger than the man himself.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:32 PM (7vjfd)

147 >>at a Chicago hospital. You're not in Chicago, all is ok.

Roger that.


*checks tripwires. slams bunker hatch closed*

Posted by: Under Fire at November 19, 2018 06:32 PM (r9UYA)

148 Tapper is aging quickly? Paolo must be upsetting him

Posted by: CN at November 19, 2018 06:33 PM (U7k5w)

149
It's about calling Fake News fake news.

It's about telling Cucks to shut the fuck up.

It's about telling the Left to go fuck itself.

The Fake Republicans don't like this one bit.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:34 PM (7vjfd)

150 Better headline:

DEMOCRATS ADMIT VOTER FRAUD IS RAMPANT!

Posted by: LASue at November 19, 2018 06:34 PM (XROPS)

151 Mitch has got some competition!

Turtle Found by U.S. Coast Guard with $53 million Worth of Cocaine Attached to It http://peoplem.ag/C0FpA2Q

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 06:34 PM (+y/Ru)

152 Roger that.
*checks tripwires. slams bunker hatch closed*
Posted by: Under Fire at November 19, 2018 06:32 PM


Charlie Mike. Out.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 19, 2018 06:35 PM (ctuyM)

153 If I had anything remotely close to a stable fission pile in my workshop, I sure as *hell* would not tell anyone about it...

Except maybe Rep. Swalwell.... just to see what it sounds like over the phone when someone shits their britches.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 06:35 PM (BRvh1)

154
Feinstein and Camel Toe Harris, want Trump to make a deal with them on 9th Circuit Judges. They want 2 Dems for 2 Republicans.
F-Off. No Deals

Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2018 06:28 PM (HrSJb)
........
To quote the Chocolate Messiah:
Elections have consequences..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 19, 2018 06:35 PM (438dO)

155 Feinstein and Camel Toe Harris, want Trump to make a deal with them on 9th Circuit Judges. They want 2 Dems for 2 Republicans.
F-Off. No Deals
Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2018 06:28 PM (HrSJb)

And they are offering...?

Posted by: LASue at November 19, 2018 06:35 PM (XROPS)

156 69
1,976,214 +1,918,064 + 37,165 = 3931443

3931443/2= 1965721.5

1965721.5 + 1 =1965722.5



1,976,214>1965722.5 GA State Law 50% plus 1.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2018 06:16 PM (JFO2v)

rhennigantx, you know the rule about math.

AoS rookies can make this mistake, but you know better.
And the Democrats agree with me, they hire lawyers to deal with the math.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 06:35 PM (UsCnO)

157
2 leftist judges in exchange for what??

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:36 PM (7vjfd)

158 When our side can't trust elections and the other side will cheat or lie or won't accept election results what keeps the civil war from going hot? Heap on calls for gun confiscation or death. Why should our side not go hot eventually? I can see a cold civil war turning hot. I pray it never comes to that.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 19, 2018 06:36 PM (0OmEj)

159 Breaking: Cleveland Browns considering John Weaver for Head Coach.

Posted by: Hands at November 19, 2018 06:36 PM (786Ro)

160 OT but if manspreading is real, then so is the bitchfling: cunts flipping their hair into the seat behind them on trains. Ladies-keep your hair to yourself.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 19, 2018 06:36 PM (QaO54)

161 136 The Boofman is getting tiresome. Trump has literally driven these people totally insane. It's quite something to behold.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at November 19, 2018 06:31 PM (hSQF+)

Wait until they vote some bill on transgender kindergarden marriage and it does even get taken up in senate and Trumps points out kgers really should not be having sex. They will have a sesame street on best lube anal sex for kgers.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2018 06:37 PM (JFO2v)

162 Is Amanda Carpenter still totally not hooking while on the road for political fundraisers and events?

Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 06:37 PM (B9BVe)

163 No Math here ...

https://tinyurl.com/ybxsxu2k

Posted by: Off the reservation at November 19, 2018 06:37 PM (vWMNq)

164
Order 66 John Kasick

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:37 PM (7vjfd)

165 Feinstein and Camel Toe Harris, want Trump to make a deal with them on 9th Circuit Judges. They want 2 Dems for 2 Republicans
=====
When Dems ask for a deal it means they ain't got shit, otherwise they just steamroll ahead with what they want to do.

Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2018 06:38 PM (kc+Bd)

166 Had a voice mail on the work # from "Beaver Fal" I was worried it might be NSFW thanks to too much time at the HQ, but it was just student loan spam.

Posted by: paleRider at November 19, 2018 06:38 PM (eASYU)

167 I'm hoping the 2018 elections were a "midterm effect" and not the new normal.

A candidate like Abrams would have lost by 10 points four years ago in Georgia.
Posted by: Blago at November 19, 2018 06:31 PM (UfkIY)

-------------
.
True, but Kemp did himself no favors by running a barely visible, shitty campaign. It should never have been that close.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 06:38 PM (ffYR/)

168 109 So Swallow comes right out and says he wants to kill owners...
At least he is honest.

But nukes work best in big densely populated cities.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 19, 2018 06:16 PM

...

And what city does he propose to nuke to "kill all gun owners"?

We're either embedded with a whole lot of soft, lefty human shields or scattered far to broadly to be taken out by nukes.

Plus, you want to live in this country afterward or nah, bro?

What an ass.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 19, 2018 06:39 PM (yL25O)

169
Breeder reactor status:

[X] hot
[_] not
Posted by: Lace Wigs and Penis Pumps at November 19, 2018 06:24 PM (e7O7B)

---

is this a zero/one rating? You'd think a breeder reactor would be a 1

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 19, 2018 06:39 PM (NhgkA)

170
Feinstein's "deal" isn't a deal. She's asking President Trump to appoint 2 leftist judges and two Republican judges instead of appointing 4 Republicans.


Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:39 PM (7vjfd)

171 D'yall know L Ron Hubbard owned his own ocean liner and sailed the seas looking for buried treasure he stowed away in a past life?

Posted by: Max Power at November 19, 2018 06:40 PM (QCc6B)

172 True, but Kemp did himself no favors by running a barely visible, shitty campaign. It should never have been that close.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 06:38 PM



IMHO, "barely visible, shitty campaign" IS kind of normal for a GOP candidate.

Posted by: Hands at November 19, 2018 06:40 PM (786Ro)

173
Democrats' idea of a "deal" is to ask for a lot and give nothing in return, I suppose.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:40 PM (7vjfd)

174 Plus, you want to live in this country afterward or nah, bro?

What an ass.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 19, 2018 06:39 PM (yL25O)

He is, of course, a facetious asshole. But i'm happy to see that by and large he's being taken to task for the disgustingly real thought processes lying behind his disgustingly flippant words.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 06:41 PM (BRvh1)

175 So the fat, black, pinko woman lost the election, and we're all a bunch of damned racysts that stole the election from her. Good to know.....

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at November 19, 2018 06:41 PM (2sCft)

176 2 dead including the shooter and 2 critical so far. I'll bet there were more than that over the weekend on the south side.

Posted by: dartist at November 19, 2018 06:41 PM (K22Va)

177 170
Feinstein's "deal" isn't a deal. She's asking President Trump to appoint 2 leftist judges and two Republican judges instead of appointing 4 Republicans.


Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:39 PM (7vjfd)


Agree to the deal in exchange for the House passing FULL wall funding and military budget.

Then after it's passed, the President can Tweet: "Psyche!!!!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 06:41 PM (/9p9e)

178 163 No Math here ...

https://tinyurl.com/ybxsxu2k
Posted by: Off the reservation at November 19, 2018 06:37 PM (vWMNq)

...

Crazed man jumps onstage to touch Lena Dunham.

Story checks out.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 19, 2018 06:41 PM (yL25O)

179
Feinstein's "deal" is like hillary clinton making a "deal" with President Trump that he'll serve 2 years and she'll serve 2 years.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:41 PM (7vjfd)

180 >>D'yall know L Ron Hubbard owned his own ocean liner and sailed the seas looking for buried treasure he stowed away in a past life?

Even had uniforms made for his senior staff. Because he wasn't crazy as a shithouse rat.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 06:41 PM (/tuJf)

181 Math, like Geography and Spelling, is hard.

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2018 06:42 PM (HgMAr)

182 179
Feinstein's "deal" is like hillary clinton making a "deal" with President Trump that he'll serve 2 years and she'll serve 2 years.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:41 PM (7vjfd)


Do a reverse Simpson-Mazzoli...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 06:42 PM (/9p9e)

183 Feinstein's "deal" isn't a deal. She's asking President Trump to appoint 2 leftist judges and two Republican judges instead of appointing 4 Republicans.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:39 PM (7vjfd)

-----------------

She has nothing to offer PDT to bargain with. They will never vote his way. She and Kamala are playing to their base.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 06:42 PM (ffYR/)

184 IMHO, "barely visible, shitty campaign" IS kind of normal for a GOP candidate.
Posted by: Hands at November 19, 2018 06:40 PM (786Ro)

Barely Visible and Shitty is our middle name, punk!

Posted by: Splashy McMaverickpants and Mitt the Twit at November 19, 2018 06:42 PM (BRvh1)

185 178 Crazed man jumps onstage to touch Lena Dunham.



And Brad Pitt.


Posted by: Off the reservation at November 19, 2018 06:43 PM (vWMNq)

186 True, but Kemp did himself no favors by running a barely visible, shitty campaign. It should never have been that close.
Posted by: Calm Mentor

________

I didn't follow it that closely, but the media is always going to cast the Republican as running a shitty campaign full of gaffes.

You shouldn't have to run a spectacular campaign against someone promising to round up AR-15s door to door in Georgia

Posted by: Blago at November 19, 2018 06:43 PM (UfkIY)

187 D'yall know L Ron Hubbard owned his own ocean liner and sailed the seas looking for buried treasure he stowed away in a past life?

Even had uniforms made for his senior staff. Because he wasn't crazy as a shithouse rat.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 06:41 PM (/tu

He was Dirk Pitt?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 06:43 PM (2DOZq)

188 If you are shitty then of course you want to be barely visible.

Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2018 06:43 PM (kc+Bd)

189 149
It's about calling Fake News fake news.

It's about telling Cucks to shut the fuck up.

It's about telling the Left to go fuck itself.

The Fake Republicans don't like this one bit.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:34 PM (7vjfd)

And the emperor looked down at his dick; limp, flaccid, small, old, and tired. But I have a proud dick! Long and strong! Impaler of maidens! But it was one of those so small it looked like a big clit! Alas, he was a fake!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2018 06:43 PM (JFO2v)

190 Breeder reactor status:

[X] hot
[_] not
Posted by: Lace Wigs and Penis Pumps at November 19, 2018 06:24 PM (e7O7B)

---

is this a zero/one rating? You'd think a breeder reactor would be a 1

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 19, 2018 06:39 PM


Pretty sure breeder reactor status is binary. Either:
[X] scary as shit and liable to nuke your immediate neighbors as they sleep
[_] sad

Posted by: Lace Wigs and Penis Pumps at November 19, 2018 06:43 PM (e7O7B)

191 ****** 165 Feinstein and Camel Toe Harris, want Trump to make a deal with them on 9th Circuit Judges. They want 2 Dems for 2 Republicans
=====
When Dems ask for a deal it means they ain't got shit, otherwise they just steamroll ahead with what they want to do.

Posted by: davidt

A public admission that they tried to trample the due process rights of an innocent mandonors, at the direction of their donors.
Baseline for negotiations. No apology, no admissions? I guess there's nothing to talk about, kids.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 19, 2018 06:44 PM (2xR5z)

192 171 D'yall know L Ron Hubbard owned his own ocean liner and sailed the seas looking for buried treasure he stowed away in a past life?
Posted by: Max Power at November 19, 2018 06:40 PM (QCc6B)

...

I'm not sure if that's better or worse than sailing the seas and hiding treasure to find again when you respawn.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 19, 2018 06:44 PM (yL25O)

193 http://www.thediplomad.com
The Progs vs Democracy, part Million of a Zillion
Lewis Amselem is always a good short read

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2018 06:44 PM (6VrXf)

194 Science is not so hard, if you believe Climate Deniers are evil, and fetus are not human.

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2018 06:44 PM (HgMAr)

195 >>He was Dirk Pitt?

If you've not seen the documentary Clear, I highly recommend it. Scientologists are some whacked people.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 06:45 PM (/tuJf)

196 Lena Dunham is what drag queens look like after they've applied makeup, but before they put on the wig.

http://tinyurl.com/y7nkwyy7

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2018 06:45 PM (9qZ3S)

197 I met a reactor, was a real young breeder
All the times I can reminisce
Ah the best thing lovin' with her proton and her neutron
Started with a little U-235, like this

Posted by: S Tyler at November 19, 2018 06:45 PM (NhgkA)

198 Pretty sure breeder reactor status is binary. Either:
[X] scary as shit and liable to nuke your immediate neighbors as they sleep
[_] sad
Posted by: Lace Wigs and Penis Pumps at November 19, 2018 06:43 PM (e7O7B)

OK, it's definitely not a 1. That's not at ALL what "breeder" reactor means.

Don't stick your dick in 'splodey.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 06:45 PM (BRvh1)

199 There are lots of #Nevers who should just call themselves Democrats and get over it.

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2018 06:45 PM (6VrXf)

200 How did the GA state legislature election turn out. Are they in a position to try to sabotage Kemp?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 06:46 PM (2DOZq)

201 180 >>D'yall know L Ron Hubbard owned his own ocean liner and sailed the seas looking for buried treasure he stowed away in a past life?

Even had uniforms made for his senior staff. Because he wasn't crazy as a shithouse rat.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 06:41 PM (/tuJf)

The upper members were call Sea Org!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2018 06:46 PM (JFO2v)

202 See Bald Faced Messiah for a good bio on Hubbard. Sheesh.

Posted by: Gooshy at November 19, 2018 06:46 PM (7adSh)

203 Democrats' idea of a "deal" is to ask for a lot and give nothing in return, I suppose.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:40 PM (7vjfd)

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So it's like a wife

Posted by: S Tyler at November 19, 2018 06:46 PM (NhgkA)

204 Kemp did himself no favors by running a barely visible, shitty campaign.

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Seeing less of Tank would've helped her.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 06:47 PM (+y/Ru)

205 He was a decent governor at the start of his terms.
Posted by: Tuna at November 19, 2018 06:08 PM (jm1YL)


Not really; he started doing his pearly gates spiel to thwart the GOP legislature's efforts to rein in spending almost from the get go. Whatever's been fucking him up has been doing so for a long time.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 19, 2018 06:47 PM (y7DUB)

206 What they are trying to do is shame and berate Kemp, so he doesn't investigate the massive vote fraud that kept Abrams close. He shouldn't take the bait. There are a lot of democrat irregularities in certain counties that need to be investigated before the next election.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 19, 2018 06:47 PM (hYiOu)

207 Dems don't negotiate from a position of strength - they dictate.

If they are negotiating it means they've got bupkus, and are now counting on their Republican pets to roll over and show their bellies - usually a safe bet.

But not with Trump. What makes them think Trump will give them 2 Communist lifetime appointments if he doesn't have to?

They better be willing to trade something big, like the Wall and immigration reform. And you know they won't do that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 06:47 PM (a11GQ)

208 There are lots of #Nevers who should just call themselves Democrats and get over it.
Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2018 06:45 PM (6VrXf)

The RNC should proactively and publicly kick out any 'Republican' who advocated for voters to vote Democrat.

Kristol should be the first one.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 06:48 PM (2DOZq)

209 I didn't follow it that closely, but the media is always going to cast the Republican as running a shitty campaign full of gaffes.

You shouldn't have to run a spectacular campaign against someone promising to round up AR-15s door to door in Georgia
Posted by: Blago at November 19, 2018 06:43 PM (UfkIY)

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This was how he campaigned in GA. Againt her only, not for anything much that I ever heard about. Look at the results of said style.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 06:48 PM (ffYR/)

210 It's like a bat signal to Soros - Send Money.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 19, 2018 06:48 PM (+86kI)

211 >>So it's like a wife

Funny and true. In addition to going further left, the Democrat Party is increasingly becoming a female dominated Party.

Helps explain the condescension, hypocrisy, sense of entitlement and reliance on feelings over facts.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 06:48 PM (/tuJf)

212 The RNC should proactively and publicly kick out of a helicopter any 'Republican' who advocated for voters to vote Democrat.

Kristol should be the first one.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 06:48 PM (2DOZq)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 06:48 PM (BRvh1)

213 Come on let's be honest here, we all know that when they say "democracy failed", what they mean is "democracy failed to deliver us the political power we wanted".

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at November 19, 2018 06:49 PM (eAshZ)

214 >>>Leavenworth

ooh!...even better!

Posted by: jerry at November 19, 2018 06:49 PM (9ORmh)

215 @99 - "...in the history of everything, ever."

Not 100% but the style guide ( don't have one handy ) may call for "...in the history of things happening" as contributed by the lovely and talented Mrs Rev grammie winger.

Posted by: teej at November 19, 2018 06:49 PM (QfSXK)

216 How did the GA state legislature election turn out. Are they in a position to try to sabotage Kemp?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 06:46 PM (2DOZq)

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No, we're pretty good there.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 06:50 PM (ffYR/)

217 196
Lena Dunham is what drag queens look like after they've applied makeup, but before they put on the wig.



http://tinyurl.com/y7nkwyy7



I didn't think she could get any more unattractive.

She looks 50.

Posted by: Off the reservation at November 19, 2018 06:50 PM (vWMNq)

218 oh, and then there were the 14 year olds in hot pants and halter tops that waited on him...

Posted by: Gooshy at November 19, 2018 06:50 PM (7adSh)

219 Kemp apparently stole the election, though no one seems to know how. NPCs must have gotten some new programming from their update sources in the MSM.

Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at November 19, 2018 06:50 PM (cGlgB)

220 D'yall know L Ron Hubbard owned his own ocean liner and sailed the seas looking for buried treasure he stowed away in a past life?

Even had uniforms made for his senior staff. Because he wasn't crazy as a shithouse rat.


The Sea Org still exists.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2018 06:50 PM (9qZ3S)

221 Trump should agree to one democrat judge in exchange for the wall but not until it is built, then nominate John McCain for his end of the bargain.

Posted by: x at November 19, 2018 06:51 PM (nFwvY)

222 Don't fear The Weaver

Posted by: Blue Wave Oyster Cult at November 19, 2018 06:51 PM (786Ro)

223 215 @99 - "...in the history of everything, ever."

Not 100% but the style guide ( don't have one handy ) may call for "...in the history of things happening" as contributed by the lovely and talented Mrs Rev grammie winger.
Posted by: teej at November 19, 2018 06:49 PM (QfSXK)

Heh, i like. it. But that's a locution of mine i've been using all my life, since before I ever even knew there was a "comments" link.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 06:51 PM (BRvh1)

224 199
There are lots of #Nevers who should just call themselves Democrats and get over it.


But democrat means communist now.

Posted by: Off the reservation at November 19, 2018 06:51 PM (vWMNq)

225 Wait until they vote some bill on transgender kindergarden marriage and it does even get taken up in senate and Trumps points out kgers really should not be having sex. They will have a sesame street on best lube anal sex for kgers.

LMAO, you don't get this content anywhere else

Posted by: Max Power at November 19, 2018 06:51 PM (QCc6B)

226 213 Come on let's be honest here, we all know that when they say "democracy failed", what they mean is "democracy failed to deliver us the political power we wanted".
Posted by: lurker (the other one) at November 19, 2018 06:49 PM (eAshZ)


Democrats only believe in "democracy" in the sense of "one man, one vote, one time".

Posted by: rickl at November 19, 2018 06:52 PM (sdi6R)

227 I didn't think she could get any more unattractive.

She looks 50.
Posted by: Off the reservation at November 19, 2018 06:50 PM (vWMNq)

That photo makes it look like she had one of those African lip disks.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 06:52 PM (2DOZq)

228 Democrats only believe in "democracy" in the sense of "one man, one vote, one time".
Posted by: rickl at November 19, 2018 06:52 PM (sdi6R)

"Apply as necessary"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 06:52 PM (BRvh1)

229 There is a new thread just sitting there.

Go. Now.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 06:53 PM (/tuJf)

230 Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 06:48 PM (/tuJf)


I don't know I think the left is basically nuts. I know some men who are condescending and have a sense of entitlement, not because they're men but because they likely have Nacisssitic Personality Disorder. NPD affects both men and women.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 06:53 PM (AllCR)

231 Nood sissybitches

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 06:53 PM (BRvh1)

232 Lena Dunham is what drag queens look like after they've applied makeup, but before they put on the wig.



http://tinyurl.com/y7nkwyy7



I didn't think she could get any more unattractive.

She looks 50.

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Well, if they ever make a Mamas and Papas bio, Lena is lock to play Mama Cass.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 06:53 PM (+y/Ru)

233 I was wondering whatever became of a William "The Refrigerator " Perry.

Posted by: Regular joe at November 19, 2018 06:53 PM (7PllL)

234 It's about the Trump Movement, which is much much bigger than the man himself.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 06:32 PM (7vjfd)


And this is why I do NOT subscribe to the hair on fire doom and gloom club. There are more of us than there are them. We told them, give us what we want. They said sure sure you can have oblabo care repeal, we will stop the illegal alien invasion, just give us more. We gave them more. What did they do? They stabbed us repeatedly. Vote republican! We're gonna run nothing but rinos who worship the state and suck the CoC off on the floor of the senate. We said stop that shit and give us what we want.
Did they listen? Fuck no.
So we found our guy. A blustery, big mouth with orange hair. Donald fucking Trump. They said NOOOO! You cant have that guy! We said hold our beer and watch this shit.
Now we have President Trump. They said we understand now. Give us bigger majorities and we can give you what you want.
Then those backstabbing motherfuckers pushed MORE GODDAMN RINOS.
And we said naw, bro, we can live without the House if it cleans out the rino bastards.
Come 2020, They will give us what we want or we will let the democrats burn the fucking thing to the ground.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 19, 2018 06:53 PM (myjNJ)

235 If you've not seen the documentary Clear, I highly recommend it. Scientologists are some whacked people.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 06:45 PM (/tuJf)


A friend of my daughter's who I had Thanksgiving dinner with three years ago was part of the production crew and sent me a copy. I knew the Scientologists were a malignant cult because the sister of a former coworker had to be deprogrammed. I didn't know quite how nutty Hubbard was before watching it but the most impressive part was how they backed down the IRS, something the GOPe Congress failed miserably to do.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 19, 2018 06:54 PM (y7DUB)

236 Holy carp! A semi carrying gasoline rolled over on a bridge a few blocks from us. Big evacuation for a small town like Dixon, IL. Wonder how that happened?

Posted by: Farmer at November 19, 2018 06:55 PM (yJ1e6)

237 232 Well, if they ever make a Mamas and Papas bio, Lena is lock to play Mama Cass.


I guess autotune can do wonders.

Posted by: Off the reservation at November 19, 2018 06:56 PM (vWMNq)

238 Katshit came to Iowa and couldn't draw flies..only Miss Lindsay did worse...my friend drove Lindsay around the most Republican part of a Republican state and NOT ONE person showed at the many pizza stops...as far as Katshit...never trust a man who cuts his own hair with a serrated Steak Knife...Katshit is Batshit crazy.

Posted by: concealedkerryorsubmitt at November 19, 2018 06:59 PM (kHv/o)

239 Meanwhile, Richard Blumenthal (Dick-CT) has filed suit to block Whitaker from acting as AG.

Guess who signed on the suit with him? Maizie Hirono of Hawaii.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2018 07:01 PM (H9w46)

240 If you've not seen the documentary Clear, I highly recommend it. Scientologists are some whacked people.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 06:45 PM
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Based on the book, Going Clear, I guess? Did not know there was a film. Thanks for the heads up.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 19, 2018 07:02 PM (NtglE)

241 Holy carp! A semi carrying gasoline rolled over on a bridge a few blocks from us. Big evacuation for a small town like Dixon, IL. Wonder how that happened?
Posted by: Farmer
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*?*

Wants bellyrub

Posted by: The tanker at November 19, 2018 07:03 PM (H9w46)

242 I wonder how upset Kasich was when he found out that Republicans won all but one statewide race in Ohio?

Posted by: Smoked Surfperch at November 19, 2018 07:04 PM (hlVcQ)

243 122 Feinstein and Camel Toe Harris, want Trump to make a deal with them on 9th Circuit Judges. They want 2 Dems for 2 Republicans.
F-Off. No Deals
Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2018 06:28 PM (HrSJb)
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And people say lefties have no sense of humor.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 19, 2018 07:04 PM (hjaPQ)

244 And since they Believe this, they will naturally want a Nationwide investigation of voter fraud with the results to be made public?

Posted by: Karen at November 19, 2018 07:06 PM (5bQDq)

245 I haven't been following the GA election very closely, but an article I read last week said that Abrams has 3 dozen lawyers ready to file a lawsuit alleging that there was deliberate "voter suppression" along racial lines.

The evidence will consist of the fact that lines were too long at some voting places, some voters who showed up at the wrong polling places weren't given provisional ballots, and some voting machines malfunctioned.

So apparently Abrams thinks that minorities are too lazy to stand in long voting lines, and that voting machines are raaaaacist.

This whole thing smacks of sore loser-itis. If there's actual evidence of vote tampering, by all means bring it forward. But "waaaaaah, I lost" shouldn't be the basis for invalidating an election.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 19, 2018 07:10 PM (fqUgw)

246 Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 19, 2018 06:53 PM (myjNJ)


Yes, ma'am. There'll be hell to pay.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 19, 2018 07:12 PM (xzZPy)

247 1,976,214 +1,918,064 + 37,165 = 3931443


3931443/2= 1965721.5


1965721.5 + 1 =1965722.5





1,976,214>1965722.5 GA State Law 50% plus 1.



Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2018 06:16 PM (JFO2v)
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i was told there would be no math....

so WTF is this shit doing here?

(asking for a friend )

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 19, 2018 07:14 PM (Dagiw)

248 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 19, 2018 07:10 PM (fqUgw)

Purple finger voting should be instituted provided the ink is not the same color as that in the Bank bags...if it were the same it would be voter suppression of bank robbers...instead of merely suppression of the lazy and stupids..

Posted by: concealedkerryorsubmitt at November 19, 2018 07:17 PM (kHv/o)

249 Dammit, Bailey just got up and ate most of the rest of the wild rice and hamburger casserole I was finishing off.

Oh well, I was getting tired of it, LOL. My fault I forgot to push it to the back of the counter. I'm still pissed tho and her sister gets the rest, not her. Bitch, literally

Posted by: Farmer at November 19, 2018 07:53 PM (yJ1e6)

Jared's Diamonds Promotes Notion of Women Proposing to Men

Is this crazy? I don't know. A lot of men delay marriage. Maybe there shouldn't be such a stigma against women just being the initiators.

I realize that's not super-romantic but neither is the the current alternative course for a woman who wants to be married to a man who's delaying, which is dropping a lot of naggy hints combined with some semi-ultimatums.

In both cases the guy is being prodded along.

At least in one case, he doesn't have to shell out for a diamond.

Or does he? Maybe the girl is supposed to just get him a cheap diamond ring, with the expectation that he then has to reciprocate with a one-and-half-month's salary jobber.

I'm not entirely trolling with this #HotTake. A lot of people think that marriage is the answer to a lot of social dysfunction -- but men are said to often be in a virtual marriage strike. So anything that kind of pushes the ball towards the "marriage" side of the field would be an improvement, right?

Eh, okay, I'm mostly just trolling. But not completely. A lot of people hang out in not-going-anywhere relationships without making a real push to find out if it's going anywhere. Like dumb guys who become Friendsies with a girl and pine for her for years without ever just manning up and asking her out. And then they wonder why they spent the last two years alone.

Hey, sometimes you gotta nut up and Ask The Question.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:00 PM




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1 So does this mean the askee gets half her shit?

Posted by: nip at November 19, 2018 04:59 PM (DfGpI)

2 Jared is trying too hard

Posted by: Huck Follywood, boom! at November 19, 2018 04:59 PM (Z216Q)

3 Yep and the gay if course.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 04:59 PM (BXMxN)

4 They also have homosexuals proposing.

Posted by: WOPR at November 19, 2018 05:00 PM (J70i0)

5 There is actually an author with the name "Jared Diamond." He wrote 'Guns, Germs and Steel."

Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2018 05:01 PM (NFEMn)

6 Simple solution, girls:
Marry a man.Don't date a boy.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 19, 2018 05:01 PM (wtvvX)

7 I was watching some hockey HOCKEY! and some diamond commercial had a man proposing to a man at karaoke or something.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 19, 2018 05:01 PM (r+sAi)

8 You know what wil end the marriage strike?No married?No open legs.The end.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 05:01 PM (BXMxN)

9 The sexual revolution has been a disaster.

Posted by: WOPR at November 19, 2018 05:01 PM (J70i0)

10 7 Yeah,same ad as the one ace is talking about.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 05:01 PM (BXMxN)

11 Oh, and after you marry that man?
Raise your sons to be men, not boys.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 19, 2018 05:02 PM (wtvvX)

12 But seriously, American males are in fact awfully slow to get married. And I do not think the solution is pushier females.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, boom! at November 19, 2018 05:02 PM (Z216Q)

13 Jared's Diamonds Promotes Notion of Women Proposing to Men



That's right bitchez. 12 months worth of salary for the ring.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 05:03 PM (2El4P)

14 Proposing what?

A Three Way with their Hot Friend / Step-Sister?

They should definitely do that more.

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2018 05:03 PM (4AIdF)

15 I hate those ads that show young Millenials getting--or giving-- a brand new Lexus or Volvo for Christmas.

That's upping the ante for gift-giving.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2018 05:03 PM (NFEMn)

16 Is Ace talking himself into a proposal?

Posted by: newyorkslim at November 19, 2018 05:04 PM (pW+3f)

17 Fair point. It's not nice guys that finish last -- it's nebbishes.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at November 19, 2018 05:04 PM (P/ALc)

18 Perhaps men on the marriage strike are because society because they don't see an upside.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 19, 2018 05:04 PM (r+sAi)

19 I realize that's not super-romantic but neither is the the current
alternative course for a woman who wants to be married to a man who's
delaying, which is dropping a lot of naggy hints combined with some
semi-ultimatums.

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Having women be more manlike and take charge is not going to make a guy more likely to commit.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 19, 2018 05:04 PM (F/KeJ)

20 You want a guy to propose?

Keep that pussy on the shelf.

Posted by: Grandmas Pro Tips at November 19, 2018 05:05 PM (4AIdF)

21 Women should be able to ask, or rather say "if this is going somewhere, propose already, and if not, adios". Contrary to the liberal CW, men and women ARE different, with different biological clocks. There was a time when such obvious facts didn't need to be stated.

As to the diamond, if he's going to marry her, and she wants one, then yes, he still needs to buy one. An unwillingness to make that purchase suggests lack of seriousness. It is, in some sense, a statement of commitment. Of course, if they'd both rather spend the money on other things, that's fine.

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 05:05 PM (T6t7i)

22 You're far more likely to be a Democrat if you're single without kids, that being said, I'm not sure if pushing men to get married to the modern woman and allow them to get Divorce Raped is a conservative goal.

I can completely understand men not wanting the State to get involved in their marriage. Once you say "i do" you're life is basically in the hand of some divorce judge/bureaucrat. And 9 times out of 10 the system is made to benefit women.

So the current marriage strike from men makes perfect sense looking through a conservative lens, but it's going to produce a more liberal society.

Posted by: Blago at November 19, 2018 05:05 PM (UfkIY)

23 But seriously, American males are in fact awfully slow to get married. And I do not think the solution is pushier females.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, boom! at November 19, 2018 05:02 PM (Z216Q)

Why should young guys get married when there are loads of women giving it up for free....and now willing to give YOU diamonds besides?

Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2018 05:05 PM (NFEMn)

24 Both times, darn right I asked.

First time, well, I would claim I regretted it, but, have some great kids and grandkids. So, didn't work with the ex, but, the kids are all right.

Second time, did extremely well for myself.

I mean, how lucky am I that I married into a family that thinks nothing of having a family get together at the shooting range?

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 19, 2018 05:05 PM (qC1Sy)

25 Ho-kay. I'll pop The Question to the old man and let y'all know how that turned out.

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2018 05:05 PM (hxWs0)

26 You know what wil end the marriage strike?No married?No open legs.The end.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 05:01 PM (BXMxN)

This, on the other hand, would work like a charm.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 19, 2018 05:05 PM (F/KeJ)

27 >>>5 There is actually an author with the name "Jared Diamond." He wrote 'Guns, Germs and Steel."

The book that every liberal bought and that 0.1% of liberals read.

I bought it myself. Checked out after like two chapters. Basically just "All cultures are equal, it's just your silly Western biases that makes you think some are more advanced."

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 05:06 PM (PbpT7)

28 26
You know what wil end the marriage strike?No married?No open legs.The end.



Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 05:01 PM (BXMxN)

This, on the other hand, would work like a charm.


Japan says "not bloody likely".

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 05:07 PM (T6t7i)

29 Women: Men are awful.
W: I'll sleep with any alpha.
W: why won't a man marry me?

Posted by: WOPR at November 19, 2018 05:07 PM (J70i0)

30 Women are NOT going to do this, at least not for decades. The dynamic is too ingrained.

Posted by: spongeworthy at November 19, 2018 05:07 PM (35Slc)

31 Having women be more manlike and take charge is not going to make a guy more likely to commit.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 19, 2018 05:04 PM (F/KeJ)

Whatever degree of power women once had to pressure guys into marriage evaporated with the Sexual Revolution/Women's lib.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2018 05:07 PM (NFEMn)

32 I'm not buying him a ring though. I've got a set of vintage cufflinks stashed around here somewhere.

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2018 05:07 PM (hxWs0)

33
This, on the other hand, would work like a charm.

Japan says "not bloody likely".


Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 05:07 PM (T6t7i)

We are not Japan.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 19, 2018 05:08 PM (F/KeJ)

34 The book that every liberal bought and that 0.1% of liberals read.

Don't forget High School. It's required reading in many.

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 05:08 PM (T6t7i)

35 Not really sure that marriage on current terms is really a social improvement or not.

I think this is all just a marketing scheme to sell more diamonds.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 19, 2018 05:08 PM (tSXzq)

36 The let Jared out of jail?

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at November 19, 2018 05:08 PM (vI+F1)

37 Why am I buying the cow if I get the milk for free?

Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2018 05:08 PM (lJj4R)

38 That's right bitchez. 12 months worth of salary for the ring.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 05:03 PM (2El4P)
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Yeah, but head barrista isn't going to earn enough get much more than a a decoder ring out of a box of Cracker Jacks.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 19, 2018 05:08 PM (qC1Sy)

39 So we're not talking about pron or prostitution in this thread?

Just checking...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 05:08 PM (bcbK8)

40 Hey, sometimes you gotta nut up and Ask The Question.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:00 PM


Is this a thread-starter, or what?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 19, 2018 05:08 PM (z79tQ)

41 now willing to give YOU diamonds besides?


What the hell would I do with dismonds?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, boom! at November 19, 2018 05:08 PM (Z216Q)

42 sure whatever

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 05:08 PM (7J5t2)

43 I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a useful industrial cutting implement ( though very shiny and distracting for the easily distracted ), today.

Posted by: J. Wellington Wimpy at November 19, 2018 05:08 PM (c/Zkm)

44 Women are NOT going to do this, at least not for decades. The dynamic is too ingrained.
Posted by: spongeworthy

_______________

I agree, just like women are equal in terms of earning power, but what % of women to you think pay the entire check on a date in these progressive times? I bet it's still a very small minority.

Posted by: Blago at November 19, 2018 05:09 PM (UfkIY)

45 Is that a Blood Diamond?

Because, if it's not a Blood Diamond - I am not interested.

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2018 05:09 PM (4AIdF)

46 they are all losers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 05:09 PM (MTjB1)

47 need to find a glass shelf for my bathroom. wonder if ace could help out?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 19, 2018 05:09 PM (KP5rU)

48 There is actually an author with the name "Jared Diamond." He wrote 'Guns, Germs and Steel."

The book that every liberal bought and that 0.1% of liberals read.

I bought it myself. Checked out after like two chapters. Basically just "All cultures are equal, it's just your silly Western biases that makes you think some are more advanced."

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 05:06 PM (PbpT7)

Me too. I was looking for a Niall Ferguson book, and I thought this looked good.
It wasn't.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2018 05:09 PM (NFEMn)

49 OMG. I missed the pr0n thread.
That post was more than pure poetry, ace.





Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 19, 2018 05:09 PM (8iiMU)

50 We are not Japan.


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner



Check the average age of marriage and the birthrate among urban millenials born in the US.

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 05:09 PM (T6t7i)

51
Bring back dowries. If her old man is offering $20K and 3 goats she's gonna get a proposal.

Posted by: Front end bait at November 19, 2018 05:09 PM (Am8Sm)

52 Why not just tattoo "DESPERADO" on your forehead?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 19, 2018 05:09 PM (hYiOu)

53 Then only couples I know of where the woman asked the man ended up divorced shortly thereafter.

Small sample size but make of it what you will.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 05:10 PM (bcbK8)

54 32 I'm not buying him a ring though. I've got a set of vintage cufflinks stashed around here somewhere.
Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2018 05:07 PM (hxWs0)
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*pictures Kallisto on bended knee, opening up a box of vintage cuffflinks while asking "the question."*

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 19, 2018 05:10 PM (qC1Sy)

55 One month's gross income. If a girl wants more than that, she is not worth it.

Posted by: JAS at November 19, 2018 05:10 PM (3HNOQ)

56 52 Why not just tattoo "DESPERADO" on your forehead?
Posted by: Marcus T at November 19, 2018 05:09 PM (hYiOu)

Why won't they come to their senses?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 05:10 PM (bcbK8)

57 You want a guy to propose?
Keep that pussy on the shelf.
Posted by: Grandmas Pro Tips at November 19, 2018 05:05 PM


Shelving can be a sensitive subject around here.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 19, 2018 05:10 PM (ctuyM)

58 Well they do have product to sell

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2018 05:10 PM (6VrXf)

59 You know what wil end the marriage strike?No married?No open legs.The end.


Did anyone else read the preceeding thread? There's more than one reason why men are reluctant to make themselves this vulnerable.

Posted by: The ancient bard had to make the rent too at November 19, 2018 05:10 PM (Z04f8)

60 so the girl buys herself some ring and proposes to the guy?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 05:10 PM (MTjB1)

61 Marriage is on the decline, I suspect in large part due to the extreme risk to the man that it poses. It's not surprising that there would be forces encouraging women to propose marriage, since they're the class of people it benefits most.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 05:11 PM (NWiLs)

62 'You've eaten his ass...

'Why not make him yours this Holiday Season?'


-DeBeers Diamond Studded Engagement Cock Rings

Coming Fall 2018

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2018 05:11 PM (4AIdF)

63 never date a girl who has her own engagement ring.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 05:11 PM (MTjB1)

64 Unless you plan on having and raising kids, don't get married.

Girlfriends/hookers + male friends is a much happier way to go. At least in the US.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 05:11 PM (bcbK8)

65 Why buy the cow when she's giving away the milk?

Posted by: JAS at November 19, 2018 05:11 PM (3HNOQ)

66

Isn't the shotgun wedding the original woman proposing to the man?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 19, 2018 05:11 PM (TAmPV)

67 You know what wil end the marriage strike?No married?No open legs.The end.



Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 05:01 PM (BXMxN)

This, on the other hand, would work like a charm.


--


Just motor on down the road to the next slit that will.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 05:11 PM (2El4P)

68 I was on good terms with a woman who was about as modern feminist and equal rights as a straight woman could get. And yet this woman, to the best of my knowledge, would *always* expect a guy to ask her out. As "pro-equality" as she was, she'd never ask a guy out on a date no matter how much she might have been interested in him.

Posted by: junior at November 19, 2018 05:11 PM (cSguU)

69 I bought it myself. Checked out after like two chapters. Basically just "All cultures are equal, it's just your silly Western biases that makes you think some are more advanced."

Posted by: ace

====

it was interesting if you read further. Of course, the idea that Jared thought that some dude carrying his bags in the jungle was as smart as any college graduate was more a reflection on him. At the end of the day, if you're a marxist, history is just a dominance of folks who had germs and guns and steel. Complete mystery as to why tho.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 05:11 PM (7J5t2)

70 Moissanite SiC for the win

Posted by: tmitsss at November 19, 2018 05:11 PM (3MaAt)

71 You want a guy to propose?

Keep that p***y on the shelf.

Posted by: Grandmas Pro Tips


That only works if the rest of female humanity is willing to do the same. This seems.....unlikely.

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 05:11 PM (T6t7i)

72 Didn't think about gay stuff, one side needs to give it up

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2018 05:12 PM (6VrXf)

73 Isn't the shotgun wedding the original woman proposing to the man?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic


More like her daddy.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 05:12 PM (2El4P)

74 Steppenwolf -- Everybody's Next One (196

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDjldMo_X6o

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 19, 2018 05:12 PM (Z4rgH)

75 I've notice that young women often stay in relationships with losers, men with no jobs, no motivation, still live at home, etc. often for years at a time, through their twenties and early thirties. My observation is that many seem to hope that he'll suddenly change, and that they'd rather be in a poor relationship than take their chances in the meat market that is the modern dating scene.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 19, 2018 05:12 PM (wCmLp)

76 I do enjoy the 12 months salary guideline.

What a joke. Never pay retail!

Posted by: nip at November 19, 2018 05:12 PM (DfGpI)

77 62 'You've eaten his ass...

'Why not make him yours this Holiday Season?'


-DeBeers Diamond Studded Engagement Cock Rings

Coming Fall 2018.

...

hahaha

callback!

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 05:12 PM (PbpT7)

78 Don't buy her a diamond until the 10th anniversary.

Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 05:12 PM (B9BVe)

79 Cool, a topic relating to something I'll never need to worry about. I guess I can keep studying, then.

These African capitals have fucking stupid names. Uugadugou to you too, buster.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 05:12 PM (oZ6kz)

80 45 Is that a Blood Diamond?

Because, if it's not a Blood Diamond - I am not interested.


i though the new hotness was "chocolate diamonds", which just made me chuckle because it sounds like industrial diamonds that someone has figured out how to hawk as gemstones.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 19, 2018 05:12 PM (xGZ+b)

81 Women want that security of marriage. And I know that electing all those women judges for family court means that the guy gets screwed over by the legal system. What we have now is not a good culture for relationships or raising kids.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 19, 2018 05:12 PM (Lqy/e)

82 but since Jared is a hate filled atheist, he couldn't put God in the title.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 05:12 PM (7J5t2)

83 Meh, this rates a "hey, something not really all outragey..." The missus didn't propose, but she made damned sure I did, and things have gone very well since.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at November 19, 2018 05:13 PM (mIJ9W)

84

Don't sleep in the subway, darlin'
Don't stand in the pouring rain

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2018 05:13 PM (aKsyK)

85
I bought it myself. Checked out after like two chapters. Basically
just "All cultures are equal, it's just your silly Western biases that
makes you think some are more advanced."

the West isn't better, they're just lucky!

Posted by: brak at November 19, 2018 05:13 PM (VckGX)

86 Nothing matters if no kids are involved. Or the potential thereof (or somethin').

Posted by: klaftern at November 19, 2018 05:13 PM (RuIsu)

87 Damn. Speaking of the whole marriage thing - I am, at this moment, searching high-and-low for a very specific stock photo composition - it needs to be a younger couple, with the woman on the phone, focused in the foreground, and the man more in the background, (preferably a little out of focus, but not necessarily).

When I put in different search terms to yield that result (on several sites), I am finding that greater than half the search results are themed around spousal abuse or infidelity, lol.

Shots of outraged wives going through the husband's cellphone while he's asleep on the couch, black-eyed women dialing 911, etc.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 05:13 PM (AzW6q)

88 i though the new hotness was "chocolate diamonds", which just made me chuckle because it sounds like industrial diamonds that someone has figured out how to hawk as gemstones.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 19, 2018 05:12 PM (xGZ+b)
-----------------

Yeah, I had the same reaction.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 19, 2018 05:14 PM (qC1Sy)

89 so you're going to have a marriage thread follow a pron thread?

*rolls eyes

I can hear the boners wilting from here

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2018 05:14 PM (d7Ww2)

90 >>>89 so you're going to have a marriage thread follow a pron thread?


i'm trying to keep it balanced

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 05:14 PM (PbpT7)

91 21. Jeff Bridge's wife dropped the ultimatum on him after dating two years. 'No ring, no thing'. He caved 'cause he knew she was ready to walk.

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2018 05:14 PM (hxWs0)

92 Hey, sometimes you gotta nut up and Ask The Question.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:00 PM


Is this a thread-starter, or what?
Posted by: OneEyedJack
----------

Followed by thread-chasers.

I'd like a set of those, btw, if any of you are shopping for my Christmas present.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2018 05:15 PM (9kpse)

93 In Delaware, (no fault divorce AND alimony) a woman peddling a ring should constitute entrapment.

Posted by: The ancient bard had to make the rent too at November 19, 2018 05:15 PM (Z04f8)

94 "Girlfriends/hookers + male friends is a much happier way to go. At least in the US.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 05:11 PM (bcbK "

Meh, still means putting up with women and their garbage. Waifus don't talk back.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 05:15 PM (oZ6kz)

95 "Chocolate Diamonds' is a posthumously released Prince album....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2018 05:15 PM (NFEMn)

96 Being married is like being hit by a car. Not something I'd care to repeat.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 19, 2018 05:15 PM (l9m7l)

97 the West isn't better, they're just lucky!


Posted by: brak


They have better geography and more pliable animals!
TBF, though, Thomas Sowell himself has made the first of those arguments.

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 05:15 PM (T6t7i)

98 >> Jeff Bridge's wife dropped the ultimatum on him after dating two years. 'No ring, no thing'.


He had been hitting it for 2 years, already?

I don't know about Jeff...but, I'm walking.

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2018 05:15 PM (4AIdF)

99 >>>95 "Chocolate Diamonds' is a posthumously released Prince album....


hah. virtually true.

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 05:15 PM (PbpT7)

100 Hay, Baby! Wanna screw?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 19, 2018 05:15 PM (NuA1h)

101 Been married twice, divorced once and happiness is not relative to either situation.

Do think I was better off single and after 33 years married realize I am not marriage material.

Perhaps I am a selfish bastard after all's said and done.

Posted by: John Doe at November 19, 2018 05:16 PM (WX+x0)

102 decide early boys. the aftermarket ain't that good.

Posted by: x at November 19, 2018 05:16 PM (nFwvY)

103 I'm old fashioned. I think the man should ask, because he usually the one shouldering the financial burden for the marriage. He should decide who gets to spend his money.

Interestingly, Queen Victoria was required to ask Prince Albert to marry her, because she was the higher ranked Royal. So I suppose that is precedent for women proposing.

My husband waited a whole ten weeks before proposing. Dawdler.

Posted by: Moki at November 19, 2018 05:16 PM (mFoNl)

104 I made it about 150 pages into Guns, Germs, and Steel before giving up. A good rejoinder to Diamond is Landes's The Wealth and Poverty of Nations.

Posted by: Zap Rowsdower at November 19, 2018 05:17 PM (P/ALc)

105 Waifus don't talk back.
I know I'll regret it, but waifus?

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 05:17 PM (T6t7i)

106 >>>
They have better geography and more pliable animals!

I had a prof who taught Central/South American history and he said the only difference between the US and Mexico is that the US had rivers that permitted long distance navigation and thus united the country.

Except... there are no east-west rivers of any great size, and yet we still united well enough with the west.

Oh well nothing matters lol.

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 05:17 PM (PbpT7)

107 Having women be more manlike and take charge is not going to make a guy more likely to commit.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 19, 2018 05:04 PM (F/KeJ)
..........

seppuku maybe

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2018 05:17 PM (HgMAr)

108 This got willowed so I'll share it here.

O... M... G.
I just found this at Craigslist:

Seeking a lawyer
Just as there are males trapped in female bodies, females trapped in male bodies etc, they are all recognized with rights. I feel I am a dog trapped in a human body. I seek a lawyer to help me become recognized as a dog with rights to be treated by a veterinarian, etc please. I am in Memphis, TN & can travel if needed.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 05:17 PM (miE9U)

109 also, the rivers the US had were North-South rivers and they didn't do a great job of uniting the country. Civil War and all that.

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 05:18 PM (PbpT7)

110 Diamond's 'Guns, Germs and Steel' is unreadable.

It took me 2 years to work up the nerve to ask WeaselWoman on a date.

Posted by: Weasel at November 19, 2018 05:18 PM (MVjcR)

111 27 >>>5 There is actually an author with the name "Jared Diamond." He wrote 'Guns, Germs and Steel."

The book that every liberal bought and that 0.1% of liberals read.

I bought it myself. Checked out after like two chapters. Basically just "All cultures are equal, it's just your silly Western biases that makes you think some are more advanced."

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018

*
*
I actually bought it and read it. It's fascinating stuff, the actual facts, I mean -- the business about how a lot of animal diseases like cowpox mutated and moved to humans, who lived in close proximity to their farm animals, as smallpox. Or why certain large wild animals were easy to domesticate, and others, like bison, were not.

But then his conclusions, that New Guinea tribesmen for example are at least as intelligent as the average European and that they didn't conquer the Americas because they didn't have big animals or certain crops -- No. Those factors might have contributed. But IQ and culture have even more to do with it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 19, 2018 05:18 PM (V7hgh)

112 >> decide early boys. the aftermarket ain't that good.


Ha!


I tell my married friends to close their eyes and imagine looking over the Menu of their favorite restaurant after a 10 day fast.


Now, imagine you can only order what is left on the other patron's tables when they are finished with it.

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2018 05:18 PM (4AIdF)

113 My honey, my baby, don't make me put up no shelves.

Posted by: A Georgia Satellite at November 19, 2018 05:18 PM (c/Zkm)

114 I hate having to change the channel when the gay dudes at the bar decide they want to propose to each other. F*ckers. It's a football game, dammit. In the middle of the day. There's no excuse for parents having to explain buttf*cking to their kids during daytime television.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers, RBG at November 19, 2018 05:18 PM (sBogb)

115 Not for nothing but a BJ works better...just saying

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 05:18 PM (bim/x)

116 I don't believe that it's necessary to spend even one month's income on a single piece of jewelry. Nor do I have any notion of spending thousands on a 2-hour ceremony. Young people just starting out in life should be focusing on keeping their debt down and making ends meet, not putting obscene amounts of money on trivialities like that. And yes, those are trivialities, regardless of what the commercials and "tradition" tell you. Once you are together for few years, and have established yourselves financially, then go nuts on the hardware if that's your thing.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 19, 2018 05:18 PM (R85nB)

117 Seeking a lawyer
Just as there are males trapped in female bodies, females trapped in male bodies etc, they are all recognized with rights. I feel I am a dog trapped in a human body. I seek a lawyer to help me become recognized as a dog with rights to be treated by a veterinarian, etc please. I am in Memphis, TN & can travel if needed.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 05:17 PM (miE9U)
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Sounds like a candidate for a gimp suit and a crate.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 19, 2018 05:18 PM (qC1Sy)

118 Isn't the shotgun wedding the original woman proposing to the man?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 19, 2018 05:11 PM (TAmPV)

---------------

Nah, this means a knocked up girl's daddy paid a visit to the baby Daddy to suggest he marry his daughter.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 05:19 PM (ffYR/)

119 He had been hitting it for 2 years, already?



I don't know about Jeff...but, I'm walking.

Posted by: garrett

Vehemently disagree. After 2 years, the initial sexual explosion has abated, and you're left to consider if you really like this person, and could see having a family with them.

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 05:19 PM (T6t7i)

120 You know what will end the marriage strike?No married?No open legs.The end.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 05:01 PM (BXMxN)
----------------------------
That worked back when most women waited until they were, if not married, at least in a committed relationship of mutual love.

Today most guys will just move on if they don't score after, at most, a few dates.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 19, 2018 05:19 PM (Rxduq)

121 The one who propose loses all their stuff in the divorce......right?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2018 05:19 PM (cqNba)

122 >>Except... there are no east-west rivers of any great size, and yet we still united well enough with the west.


Railroad just River of Steel, Pale Face.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at November 19, 2018 05:19 PM (4AIdF)

123 "I know I'll regret it, but waifus?

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 05:17 PM (T6t7i) "

https://www.japanpowered.com/otaku-culture/what-waifu-means

I'm being slightly facetious but I've spent the last four weeks nervous and anxious out of my mind trying to get into the mindset of being a winner. Because I plan to win next week. And every time I think about my love life I think about a game I've been playing for 18 years or so, never win, and blame myself for losing. And I'm fucking tired of it.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 05:19 PM (oZ6kz)

124 Should Chicago be nuked so that it's now a gun-free area? Asking for Eric Swalwell.

https://tinyurl.com/ycnvhu9y

Posted by: The Institute at November 19, 2018 05:19 PM (nGsFZ)

125 These guys say the average dating time before engagement is 3.3 years:
http://tinyurl.com/ydepjaaw

2% are more than 10 years.

Personally I think 3.3 years is pretty crazy. If you don't know if a person is right for you after a year or two, you need to move on.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2018 05:19 PM (9qZ3S)

126


Wife Zone Chart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuI6GTY9eVc


Tell me where this guy is wrong.
(He's not.)

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 05:20 PM (GN8zw)

127 Well, it's not quite as cynical as "Every KISS Begins With Kay."

If you require jewelry before kissing your guy, you are a whore.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 19, 2018 05:20 PM (Uiz/V)

128 >>Vehemently disagree. After 2 years, the initial sexual explosion has abated, and you're left to consider if you really like this person, and could see having a family with them.



Exactly.


Like I said, "so long and thanks for the fish!".

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2018 05:20 PM (4AIdF)

129 Young men these days are rather indecisive and lazy..I can see why their girlfriends might have to do the proposing.

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 05:20 PM (a0IVu)

130 Something that I've noticed is the number of dating profiles where the woman talks about how she has a career, owns her own home, etc. Honestly, that stuff turns me off of a woman. Is she hoping to attract a guy who doesn't have that, or is she looking for a guy who has that as well?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 19, 2018 05:20 PM (wCmLp)

131 There's no excuse for parents having to explain buttf*cking to their kids during daytime television.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers, RBG at November 19, 2018 05:18 PM (sBogb)

Yeah!
They need to explain it when they turn on Mika and Joe.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 19, 2018 05:20 PM (8iiMU)

132 @105
"Waifu" is what 'wife' sounds like when spelled with Japanese characters. It's often a reference to 2D anime-ish women.

Posted by: junior at November 19, 2018 05:20 PM (cSguU)

133 54. Is that how it works? I have to display the cufflinks as I pledge my troth?

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2018 05:20 PM (hxWs0)

134 I don't have a problem believing that most populations have a pretty similar IQ potential. But one can train one's IQ to perform better in certain areas. A civilization that has writing, technology, etc. will push IQ to be strong in those areas, including abtractive thinking.

A bushman's IQ will be very trained to recognize landmarks and patterns in the stars for purposes of navigation. His brain will be attentive to details in the physical environment in a way that no civilized man could equal.

But ultimately, that kind of mental focus isn't what builds advanced societies. And advanced societies quickly get beyond needing that skill-set in the first place.

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 05:21 PM (PbpT7)

135
"A lot of people think that marriage is the answer to a lot of social dysfunction -- but men are said to often be in a virtual marriage strike."

As currently constituted in the USofA, marriage is a really bad deal for men. And while it starts with deBoer's "month and half of gross salary" nonsense, it doesn't stop there.

Look, if I wanted to get married, I'd find a woman I detest, buy her a house and give her half my stuff.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at November 19, 2018 05:21 PM (1hM1d)

136 Something that I've noticed is the number of dating profiles where the woman talks about how she has a career, owns her own home, etc. Honestly, that stuff turns me off of a woman. Is she hoping to attract a guy who doesn't have that, or is she looking for a guy who has that as well?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile


Survey says....yes, until age 37. Then things either get more flexible or box wine becomes a staple

Posted by: hypergamy at November 19, 2018 05:21 PM (Z04f8)

137 You know what will end the marriage strike?No married?No open legs.The end.

-

That's what comes after marriage, silly.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers, RBG at November 19, 2018 05:22 PM (sBogb)

138 Fellas, don't get married. You got about a 40-50% chance you'll end up losing everything and get financially ass-raped for many years thereafter. And if you have kids, you'll have your heart ripped out and burned in front of you.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 05:22 PM (NWiLs)

139 What's gay is that instead of idiots asking their girlfriend to marry them at Ball Games, idiots will be asking their boyfriend to marry them at Broadway Plays and Ballets.

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2018 05:22 PM (4AIdF)

140 A lot of people think that marriage is the answer to a lot of social dysfunction ...

_____
Married women generally vote Republican and single women Democrat, as one example.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 19, 2018 05:22 PM (JsG7X)

141 Hey, Sweet Cheeks! Did you order the mushroom pizza?

*zzzip* *thud*

Posted by: Fritz at November 19, 2018 05:22 PM (Z9C5C)

142


I hate those ads that show young Millenials getting--or giving-- a brand new Lexus or Volvo for Christmas.


"Yes, it's all yours.

Until Monday afternoon, then I have to take it back to the rental place before 5:00. Enjoy."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 05:22 PM (HaL55)

143
I had a prof who taught Central/South American history and he said
the only difference between the US and Mexico is that the US had rivers
that permitted long distance navigation and thus united the country.



Except... there are no east-west rivers of any great size, and yet we still united well enough with the west.

Diamond's best point was to note that the Americas run North-South, so the climate varies wildly, and limits widespread species migration. Eurasia runs East-West, so superior species could diffuse across the entire land mass.

I don't know if that really matters, but it's an interesting thought.

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 05:22 PM (T6t7i)

144 Re divorce and wealth distribution..does no one believe in prenups?

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 05:22 PM (a0IVu)

145 Colorado Alex in Exile: what I've found is, and everyone here already knows, is women seem to always want someone ahead of them in money and status.

If a woman is making 6 figures, she wants a millionaire.
If a woman is a millionaire, she wants a billionaire.
etc etc etc...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 05:22 PM (miE9U)

146 Huh. Trinket hawkers think social conventions should be rearranged in a way that would produce more trinket sales. Go figure.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 19, 2018 05:22 PM (H5knJ)

147 Sadie Hawkins Day, dammit!

Posted by: Al Capp at November 19, 2018 05:23 PM (j/49Y)

148
I know where I'm going to put the engagement ring for my special fella.

Posted by: Roxy Raye at November 19, 2018 05:23 PM (f1Vqw)

149 >>>Married women generally vote Republican and single women Democrat, as one example.

The state is the Husband of Last Resort for unmarriable liberal women.

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 05:23 PM (PbpT7)

150 Young men these days are rather indecisive and lazy..I can see why their girlfriends might have to do the proposing.
Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 05:20 PM (a0IVu)

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I'm not part of the whole "he-man woman-hater" thing - this is more of a gripe about family courts, so don't get mad, 'ettes.

Listen - even if you're a decisive guy, marriage these days really is kind of a sucker's bet. Unless most of your assets are unknown to the woman, and offshore, and you don't have any kids together, and don't plan to, I wouldn't recommend this in good faith to any man.

There is just way too much legal incentive to screw you over. It's a really, really dicey contract to be signing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 05:23 PM (AzW6q)

151 Oh no. We're dying out by attrition. Both sexes have been psychologically conditioned into that inescapable state, so that eventually the Muslim hordes will invade and rape the women, turning us into some grotesque tertium quid, the same way the conquistadors did with the mesoamerican women.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 19, 2018 05:23 PM (/qEW2)

152 133 54. Is that how it works? I have to display the cufflinks as I pledge my troth?
Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2018 05:20 PM (hxWs0)
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Well, seems slightly more romantic than tossing the cufflinks at him and saying, "Yo, wanna get hitched?"

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 19, 2018 05:23 PM (qC1Sy)

153 Wanna know bout your future wife, take a good long look at her mother. You have been warned.

Posted by: John Doe at November 19, 2018 05:23 PM (WX+x0)

154 Meh, still means putting up with women and their garbage. Waifus don't talk back.
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Are sexbots cheaper than a month and a half salary yet?

Posted by: Methos at November 19, 2018 05:23 PM (kOpft)

155 134 I don't have a problem believing that most populations have a pretty similar IQ potential. But one can train one's IQ to perform better in certain areas. A civilization that has writing, technology, etc. will push IQ to be strong in those areas, including abtractive thinking.

A bushman's IQ will be very trained to recognize landmarks and patterns in the stars for purposes of navigation. His brain will be attentive to details in the physical environment in a way that no civilized man could equal.

But ultimately, that kind of mental focus isn't what builds advanced societies. And advanced societies quickly get beyond needing that skill-set in the first place.

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018

*
*
Exactly. Still, Diamond's book is a fun read in places. The trouble is, the rest of its places are full of the "all cultures are equal" routine. It's tiresome.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 19, 2018 05:23 PM (V7hgh)

156 Well that might increase the white birth rate which is quite low
I am sure that a lot of conservatives would like to see more white American babies
Posted by: Disabled


Thanks for elaborating on the nature of your disability.

Posted by: hypergamy at November 19, 2018 05:24 PM (Z04f8)

157 My wife left her diamond ring on a bathroom sink downtown. She left the bathroom and before leaving the store realized she had left it. Turned around and rushed back to the bathroom to find it was already gone. Didn't take long to disappear.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 19, 2018 05:24 PM (mpXpK)

158 "Are sexbots cheaper than a month and a half salary yet?

Posted by: Methos at November 19, 2018 05:23 PM (kOpft) "

Soon, my friend...soon...

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 05:24 PM (oZ6kz)

159 -
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I tell my married friends to close their eyes and
imagine looking over the Menu of their favorite restaurant after a 10
day fast.



Now, imagine you can only order what is left on the other patron's tables when they are finished with it.

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2018 05:18 PM


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Now imagine you can only order what you left on your own plate last time you finished.

Posted by: The married friends at November 19, 2018 05:24 PM (pMGkg)

160 Isn't the first part of that commercial a gay dude proposing to his gay partner after karoke went bad? Then the white lady proposes to the dude and like a beta, he holds up his ring finger for a crowd to admire? My wife's feedback was "they're trying to showcase all the diversity". Next up ? A transgender couple plays "ring toss" with the engagement ring. The whole thing is dumb. If you can't get a guy to commit, it's probably something wrong with you.

Posted by: Baboo the Oceleot at November 19, 2018 05:24 PM (ia2he)

161 Survey says....yes, until age 37. Then things either get more flexible or box wine becomes a staple
Posted by: hypergamy at November 19, 2018 05:21 PM (Z04f


Heh, yeah you're probably right.

Honestly, I think it makes them less appealing. I wouldn't move into a place that I didn't own or wasn't on the lease. I can see a woman holding the fact that she owns the house over your head anytime there's a disagreement.

And I don't care about your career darling, because I want kids and for you to stay home and raise them.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 19, 2018 05:25 PM (wCmLp)

162 does no one believe in prenups?
Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 05:22 PM (a0IVu)

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No... some people do.

Some people also believe in Santa Claus, who has just as much standing in a court of law as a pre-nup.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 05:25 PM (AzW6q)

163 Three reasons why men aren't getting married:

1. You can't find 18 y.o.+ virgins anymore.

2. Why buy the cow when milk is free?

3. If you don't marry her you don't have to give her half your shit when she leaves.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at November 19, 2018 05:25 PM (5fSr7)

164
BTW, has anyone seen that watermelon I got this morning at the grocery store? I seem to have misplaced it somewhere.

Posted by: Roxy Raye at November 19, 2018 05:25 PM (f1Vqw)

165 >>.Well that might increase the white birth rate which is quite low
I am sure that a lot of conservatives would like to see more white American babies
Posted by: Disabled


ugh, this troll is becoming a verminous pest

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 05:25 PM (PbpT7)

166 "Darling"...I love you soooooo much...can I have half your stuff and never let you see your children until I find a slug loser to move in with me and then...can you take them whenever we wanna binge? *flutter*

Posted by: ronsfi at November 19, 2018 05:25 PM (JVrQi)

167 "good breeding" used to be applied to humans, not just cattle (or whatever livestock). It sorta generally meant "marrying up", or advancing oneself up to a higher societal level. It was not just genetics, but cultural development ...


Now I suppose such terms would get censored on Twitter as hate speak or some such. The whole "it takes a village" to send both parents off to work so the kids can be brainwashed by the school or prison system ... is the new way ... and feminism thinks men are not even needed, may even be harmful, unless they are fully cucked.


Would women propose to "real men", or to the beta or gamma "males"?

Posted by: illiniwek at November 19, 2018 05:25 PM (Cus5s)

168 I'd be happy if my 30 yr old son living in the basement had a date

Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2018 05:25 PM (lJj4R)

169 There is the story of a man looking for his car keys so he checks in his 40 year old unmarried daughter's purse.

He doesn't find the keys, but he does find a vibrator.

Daughter comes downstairs to see her father sitting at the kitchen table with a beer and the vibrator.

She asks "What are you doing?"

Father says "I thought I'd have a drink with my son-in-law."

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 19, 2018 05:25 PM (Uiz/V)

170

Ann Coulter: The Republicans are really falling down on the job for not activating their GOTV effort the day after the election.



Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 05:25 PM (GN8zw)

171 I don't need love, I just need genetic material that will help me create and raise a trivia super baby. I should put out a personal ad after my J! show airs.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 05:25 PM (oZ6kz)

172 Today most guys will just move on if they don't score after, at most, a few dates.

The rule I've heard from my non-LDS friends and co-workers is at least a BJ by the end of the third date.

My wife and I are those weird LDS people, so we both waited until marriage.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2018 05:25 PM (9qZ3S)

173 I'm old fashioned. I think the man should ask, because he usually the
one shouldering the financial burden for the marriage. He should decide
who gets to spend his money.
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Should the woman buy the ring if she has better earnings, then?

Posted by: Methos at November 19, 2018 05:25 PM (kOpft)

174 Fellas, don't get married. You got about a 40-50% chance you'll end up losing everything and get financially ass-raped for many years thereafter. And if you have kids, you'll have your heart ripped out and burned in front of you.
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Well buddy, 95% of the guys I know busted their fins, jumping over obstacles, dodging bears only to die trying.

50% odds are looking pretty good.

Posted by: Sal Monid at November 19, 2018 05:25 PM (C6xeQ)

175 Young men these days are rather indecisive and lazy..I can see why their girlfriends might have to do the proposing.
Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 05:20 PM (a0IVu)

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This was my daughter's rationale for dating a 27 year old guy at age 18. "Dad, have you SEEN the guys my age?".

They are getting married in February, she is now 22.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 05:25 PM (ffYR/)

176 Some people also believe in Santa Claus, who has just as much standing in a court of law as a pre-nup.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 05:25 PM (AzW6q)

Than that is a badly written prenup.

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 05:26 PM (a0IVu)

177 I think we have finally found Gender EQ.

Posted by: ronsfi at November 19, 2018 05:26 PM (JVrQi)

178 @125 Personally I think 3.3 years is pretty crazy. If you don't know if a person is right for you after a year or two, you need to move on.----------------
That's because things are different when you're talking about people who think nothing of living together for a long period of time while "dating". Tell those couples "no living together until you're married", and that time period would be shortened.

Posted by: junior at November 19, 2018 05:26 PM (cSguU)

179 Does this stupid ad also start out with 2 dudes getting engaged too?

Posted by: buzzion at November 19, 2018 05:26 PM (WaxcS)

180 Did anyone else see the video of the wedding reception where the groom threw a bouquet too? All the guys present lined up, and then ran like Hell when it went airborne.

Posted by: hypergamy at November 19, 2018 05:26 PM (Z04f8)

181 Instapundit used to link an observation from someone that ancient people were very much smarter than the current population, because you can't live too long without being attentive and smart. (Of course, disease wiped out a lot of babies too, and that didn't have anything to do with IQ, but after that, you'd need to be intelligent just to survive.)

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 05:26 PM (PbpT7)

182 "ugh, this troll is becoming a verminous pest

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 05:25 PM (PbpT7) "

When Soros sends his trolls, he's not sending his best.

#DoBetter

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 05:27 PM (oZ6kz)

183 ugh, this troll is becoming a verminous pest
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 05:25 PM (PbpT7)


maybe it's a sock, cause why would you choose "Disabled" as your handle otherwise?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 05:27 PM (AllCR)

184 You know what's interesting - you talk to divorced men - they say they got screwed, you talked to divorced women - they say they got screwed. Now, if you talk to family lawyers on the other hand...

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 05:27 PM (bUjCl)

185
Question: Did Acosta do something today that pissed off the White House?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 05:28 PM (GN8zw)

186 I future son in law went ring shopping with my wife and just picked up the set diamond.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 05:28 PM (bim/x)

187 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS USED TO BE KNOWN AS SHITTY DIAMONDS!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at November 19, 2018 05:28 PM (gC2IV)

188 >> ugh, this troll is becoming a verminous pest

Sorry, he crawled out of my butt.

Posted by: Roxy Raye at November 19, 2018 05:28 PM (f1Vqw)

189 One bit of good/funny news - One of my con friends who like me is a conservative that usually passes in meatspace as being apolitical texted me the other day and said "Congrats dude! ace quoted you on a front page post!"

So, yknow, I've got that going for me. Which is pretty nice.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 05:28 PM (oZ6kz)

190 Question: Did Acosta do something today that pissed off the White House?
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 05:28 PM (GN8zw)

He is still vertical and breathing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 05:28 PM (bim/x)

191 I don't have a problem believing that most populations have a pretty similar IQ potential. But one can train one's IQ to perform better in certain areas. A civilization that has writing, technology, etc. will push IQ to be strong in those areas, including abtractive thinking.

A bushman's IQ will be very trained to recognize landmarks and patterns in the stars for purposes of navigation. His brain will be attentive to details in the physical environment in a way that no civilized man could equal.

But ultimately, that kind of mental focus isn't what builds advanced societies. And advanced societies quickly get beyond needing that skill-set in the first place.

Posted by: ace

____________

Apologies if this is too politically incorrect, but I'm willing to concede that certain races could have athletic superiority compared to other races. The average asian is not going to have the upper body strength of someone of African descent, etc.

the idea though that other parts of the body besides muscles (like the brain) could also have differences among races is an uncomfortable idea that may go against everything we want to hold dear, but it's not an outrageous idea imo

Posted by: Blago at November 19, 2018 05:28 PM (UfkIY)

192 184 You know what's interesting - you talk to divorced men - they say they got screwed, you talked to divorced women - they say they got screwed. Now, if you talk to family lawyers on the other hand...
Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 05:27 PM (bUjCl)
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The women only say they got screwed because they only got to keep half the stuff, instead of all the stuff.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 19, 2018 05:29 PM (qC1Sy)

193 Than that is a badly written prenup.
Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 05:26 PM (a0IVu)

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Judges turn over prenups out of hand frequently. They just say it's too lopsided in favor of one party (the guy) and that's that.

At least in my state, this is the case.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 05:29 PM (AzW6q)

194 Wanna know bout your future wife, take a good long look at her mother.
Posted by: John Doe at November 19, 2018 05:23 PM (WX+x0)


Wait, I thought that was "take a good long look at her sister". Have I been doing that wrong?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2018 05:29 PM (t+qrx)

195 Family law lawyers are enjoying a happy ending.

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 05:29 PM (bUjCl)

196 >>Wanna know bout your future wife, take a good long look at her mother.


First thing in the morning. Yikes!

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2018 05:30 PM (4AIdF)

197 Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 05:19 PM (oZ6kz)

I don't know what's happening next week for you, but good luck, man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 05:30 PM (bcbK8)

198 Posted by: Sal Monid at November 19, 2018 05:25 PM (C6xeQ)
Heh...I didn't even have to check to see who you were responding to...it was so obvious...sort of like a broken record.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2018 05:30 PM (wYseH)

199 Oh! OMG! Janelle! This is...so...unexpected, but...you just don't have any ambition. I'm so sorry. I need a girl with direction, who can take care of me and our babies. So sorry...you should a have let my lawyer know you were going to propose.

Posted by: ronsfi at November 19, 2018 05:31 PM (JVrQi)

200 Personally I think 3.3 years is pretty crazy. If you don't know if a person is right for you after a year or two, you need to move on.

++++

They might be"right for each other" but not feel any need to marry. I've known plenty of people like that

Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 19, 2018 05:31 PM (z2W2E)

201 Hate everything about that add.
The pussification of America - shaped by progressive media - continues...

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at November 19, 2018 05:31 PM (RLiOt)

202 You know what's interesting - you talk to divorced men - they say they got screwed, you talked to divorced women - they say they got screwed. Now, if you talk to family lawyers on the other hand...
Posted by: runner

Women tend to get the house, or at least half, less than half the debt, custody of the kids (plus child support) and as I mentioned, alimony in some states. oh yeah, half of the pension/401k.

The only sure fire losers are the children, followed by the husbands.

Posted by: hypergamy at November 19, 2018 05:31 PM (Z04f8)

203 Half the marriages end in divorce, and half the other half are miserable and wish they had the guts to divorce. And the guy loses half his stuff. So, either way, the guy is taking the grenade. Why you think 80% of suicides are middle aged guys.

Posted by: ST at November 19, 2018 05:31 PM (YYlrT)

204 I think we can all agree on one thing regarding weddings: the "making your own vows" ritual should be outlawed in all 50 states and U.S. Territories.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 19, 2018 05:31 PM (R85nB)

205 "I don't know what's happening next week for you, but good luck, man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 05:30 PM (bcbK "

Taping Jeopardy. I'm kinda manic about it, if you couldn't tell.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 05:31 PM (oZ6kz)

206
"26 You know what wil end the marriage strike?No married?No open legs.The end.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 05:01 PM (BXMxN)

This, on the other hand, would work like a charm."

As if.

Look, you get married, you've given her half your stuff, pension, saving, etc. God help you if she squirts out a kid or more.

Maybe they're yours. Maybe they're her boyfriends. The State won't give a shit if they are his, you're financially liable for them until they're at least 18.

If she decides to kick your ass to the curb and shack up with baby daddy, you'll get to pay the child support and possibly spousal support.

Can you reduce the odds of that happening? sure. Can you eliminate it completely? not a chance. "It's for the children!!!!"

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at November 19, 2018 05:31 PM (1hM1d)

207 Tricked my wife into asking me.

I accepted with enthusiasm.

40 years and counting...

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 19, 2018 05:31 PM (iynDC)

208 Mr Andy Fairchild.
Mrs and Mr Morgan Fairchild-Canuck.
[sigh]

Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2018 05:32 PM (Evws/)

209 anything about white people is evil, so the troll has a point.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 05:32 PM (7J5t2)

210 The women only say they got screwed because they only got to keep half the stuff, instead of all the stuff.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 19, 2018 05:29 PM (qC1Sy)


No. That is not why they say they got screwed. Some, especially in this day and age get less than half of marital assets.

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 05:32 PM (bUjCl)

211 Wait, I thought that was "take a good long look at her sister". Have I been doing that wrong?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2018 05:29 PM (t+qrx)

Yes. It is, "Bang her sister and compare the two, then decide."

Wow...do we need to tune up the FAQ?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2018 05:32 PM (wYseH)

212 if a woman proposed to me, i would run like a fucking impala. i would know, she be cray cray. that shit will never work.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 19, 2018 05:32 PM (KP5rU)

213 130. I think it's their way of letting you know they aren't gold digging. What they need to publish is their credit score.

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2018 05:33 PM (hxWs0)

214
/dreamy wavy lines

Mrs Soothsayer Amy Earl Carter

/dreamy wavy lines

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 05:33 PM (GN8zw)

215 130-I was with the same gal for 28 years. She liked the bottle better.

Fast forward to Match.com. There are so many 40+ year old ladies with copious pictures of travel to foreign lands and stuff. They all want kids, and want to settle down.

Me: "That was so twenty five years ago!"

Posted by: nip at November 19, 2018 05:33 PM (DfGpI)

216
Wanna know bout your future wife, take a good long look at her mother. You have been warned.
Yep. Used to play this song a lot in one of my old bands.

Check Out Her Mama by the late great Johnny Winter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfIjhVqAF1Y

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 05:33 PM (HaL55)

217 Bang her sister and compare the two, then decide.

I think I saw that episode in "MOst Dangerous Hobbies"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 05:33 PM (bim/x)

218
I see that none of you watched that vid I linked above.

Video Explains All in just 5 minutes.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 19, 2018 05:33 PM (GN8zw)

219 144 Re divorce and wealth distribution..does no one believe in prenups?
Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 05:22 PM (a0IVu)

Only works for what you own going into the marriage.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 05:34 PM (NWiLs)

220 >>>Taping Jeopardy. I'm kinda manic about it, if you couldn't tell.


if you get an unfamiliar quote on Final Jeopardy it is either Abraham Lincoln or Mark Twain.

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 05:34 PM (PbpT7)

221
Contrary to the "Idiocracy" hypothesis, IQs have been steadily increasing. See the Flynn Effect.

They've been increasing at about 3 points per decade. IQ is normalized at 100. That is, the scale is defined so that the mean is 100, and the SD is 15 points (IIRC).

Every so often they have to renormalize.

The question is, are we really getting smarter, or just getting better at taking IQ tests.

Nutrition has probably had a lot to do with. I remember reading that iodine fortification probably was responsible for 10 IQ points increase.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 19, 2018 05:34 PM (f1Vqw)

222
Some women get nothing and get the privilege of supporting their loser husbands, folks. Family courts and laws work both ways.

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 05:34 PM (bUjCl)

223 But ultimately, that kind of mental focus isn't what builds advanced societies. And advanced societies quickly get beyond needing that skill-set in the first place.

Posted by: ace

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the correct answer is we stole it all. any other answer means you are a badmanbad

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 05:34 PM (7J5t2)

224 154 Meh, still means putting up with women and their garbage. Waifus don't talk back.
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Are sexbots cheaper than a month and a half salary yet?
Posted by: Methos at November 19, 2018 05:23 PM (kOpft)

No.

*kicks the turf, sniffing*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 05:34 PM (bcbK8)

225 Marriage can be a risky thing, it's not a given that the man always proposes and ponies up for a spendy ring. A woman can know what she wants and go after it. The month and a half dollar ring is just foolish, stupid really. Man made stones cost a lot less and look/feel/smell like the natural stone.

(my wife and I discussed marriage there was no bent knee proposals and our rings did not cost us months of pay. I'm on my third ring now(gold then titanium then tungsten) I'm hard on rings. 24 years later. my wife has her original gold ring with upgraded yet smallish diamonds. Marriage is work and commitment all rolled into the ups and downs of life. Proposals and rings are theater that should not matter at all.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 19, 2018 05:35 PM (0OmEj)

226
27 >>>5 There is actually an author with the name "Jared Diamond." He wrote 'Guns, Germs and Steel."

The book that every liberal bought and that 0.1% of liberals read.

I bought it myself. Checked out after like two chapters. Basically just "All cultures are equal, it's just your silly Western biases that makes you think some are more advanced."

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 05:06 PM (PbpT7)







Me too. I much prefer VDH's Carnage and Culture, which is a book-length exercise in repeatedly kicking Jared Diamond in the nutsack.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2018 05:35 PM (eXA4G)

227 I have the ring ready but I gotta find a man that's uber shithouse rat crazy.

Posted by: Little Lupe at November 19, 2018 05:35 PM (Tyii7)

228 217: that sure as hell didn't work with my first girlfriend.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 19, 2018 05:35 PM (KP5rU)

229 I think we can all agree on one thing regarding weddings: the "making your own vows" ritual should be outlawed in all 50 states and U.S. Territories.
Posted by: Citizen Cake
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Every time hear a set of such, I suppress an urge to shoot both of them. I begin to weep for their progeny, who will have names like 'Skye'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2018 05:35 PM (hkMWc)

230
Doesn't matter to me. Someone in a relationship inevitably brings up the subject of marriage. To test the waters. I can't believe any proposals are complete surprises anymore - romantic notion, but more risk involved.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2018 05:35 PM (2I4LM)

231 "making your own vows" ritual should be outlawed in all 50 states and U.S. Territories.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 19, 2018 05:31 PM (R85nB)

"I, Ricky, promise to love, as much as I can, and as often as I can, under the circumstances."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 05:35 PM (BRvh1)

232 I'm under the impression most proposals are driven by the female anyway.

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2018 05:36 PM (hxWs0)

233 I recently saw another pharmaceutical ad hawking some drug that is supposed to minimize the effects of aids. Showed trans, gays, etc. happily living their lives with aids.

Wrong message. Risky behavior?

Posted by: Cheri at November 19, 2018 05:36 PM (oiNtH)

234 if a woman proposed to me, i would run like a fucking impala. i would know, she be cray cray. that shit will never work.
Posted by: chavez

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I mean, if you know women, walked with them as one does...then you know when they know they know because they'll tell you, your friends, her friends, her family, and your ex girl friends.

the difference is, apparently, knowing which one to take up on the offer.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 05:36 PM (7J5t2)

235 Laugha whila you canna monkey boy. The older I get, the more I think old-fashioned courtships are needed. No kissing until you are ready to say "I love you." Certainly no sex until marriage. Make sure you and your intended truly do value the same things and have the same goals. As the mama said to her son in some movie "Be the man that deserves that beautiful woman."

Posted by: JAS at November 19, 2018 05:36 PM (3HNOQ)

236 In fact, now that I think of it, everyone should have one of these.

That homeless guy you see every day ? Yep. Put a ring on it!

Posted by: Marcus T at November 19, 2018 05:36 PM (hYiOu)

237 >>I had a prof who taught Central/South American history and he said
the only difference between the US and Mexico is that the US had rivers
that permitted long distance navigation and thus united the country.

>>Except... there are no east-west rivers of any great size, and yet we still united well enough with the west.


The Great Loop. 6000 miles of watery goodness that will take you from the east coast to Tulsa, Houston, Minneapolis and points south as far as Mobile and New Orleans. If you toss in the Gulf of Mexico all the way to Florida.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 05:36 PM (/tuJf)

238 Methos, if the woman wants to buy her ring, fine. But I said that usually, the man earns the bulk of the salary, and he should decide whether he wants to ask a woman to marry him. If a woman makes more money, and wants to ask, good for her. Hence my including the example of Queen Victoria.

In our marriage, I made more, but my husband asked. He paid for the rings, and I paid for the wedding. His financial burden was significantly less, since I also paid for the hotel and food for all the guests, his as well as mine.

Posted by: Moki at November 19, 2018 05:36 PM (mFoNl)

239 Especially now, with the same sex marriage, no one can say, that one parent is more apt at raising than the other.

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 05:36 PM (bUjCl)

240 if a woman proposed to me, i would run like a fucking impala. i would know, she be cray cray. that shit will never work.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 19, 2018 05:32 PM (KP5rU)

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I had a rather crazy girlfriend back in the day demand that I get down on one knee and propose to her. This was after a big ass fight. I could not get to the door fast enough.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 05:36 PM (ffYR/)

241 Yeah it's the children that get screwed in the divorce and that sucks. Never regretted divorcing 1st wife but ton of regret for my daughters now middle aged with 5 sons of their own, no husbands.
Got guilt bout that too. Merciful God have mercy.

Posted by: John Doe at November 19, 2018 05:36 PM (WX+x0)

242 I don't have a problem believing that most populations have a pretty
similar IQ potential. But one can train one's IQ to perform better in
certain areas. A civilization that has writing, technology, etc. will
push IQ to be strong in those areas, including abtractive thinking.

Gregory Cochran's "The 10,000 Year Explosion: How Civilization Accelerated Human Evolution" deals with the rate of evolutionary change in human populations. There are many examples of people changing more rapidly than one might expect. Jews, for example, apparently evolved a higher IQ within roughly 500-1000 years, due largely to selection pressures for more numerate and literate people.

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 05:36 PM (T6t7i)

243 116 I don't believe that it's necessary to spend even one month's income on a single piece of jewelry. Nor do I have any notion of spending thousands on a 2-hour ceremony. Young people just starting out in life should be focusing on keeping their debt down and making ends meet, not putting obscene amounts of money on trivialities like that. And yes, those are trivialities, regardless of what the commercials and "tradition" tell you. Once you are together for few years, and have established yourselves financially, then go nuts on the hardware if that's your thing.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 19, 2018 05:18 PM (R85nB)
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AMEN.
I did not have an engagement ring, much less a diamond, and we had a small, informal wedding with 40 people.

We did have a vow-renewal ceremony and nice dinner-dance for our 25th anniversary though.
And that's something young people might consider if they want a big party. Wait for a landmark anniversary.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 19, 2018 05:37 PM (Rxduq)

244 Fast forward to Match.com. There are so many 40+ year old ladies with copious pictures of travel to foreign lands and stuff. They all want kids, and want to settle down.

Me: "That was so twenty five years ago!"
Posted by: nip at November 19, 2018 05:33 PM (DfGpI)


I'm in my mid thirties and it kinda sucks for dating. Twenty-somethings aren't interested, I'm not interested in the forty-somethings because they're too old to have kids, and women between 30 and 32 are mostly married or in long-term relationships that won't fall apart for another few years.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 19, 2018 05:37 PM (wCmLp)

245 205 "I don't know what's happening next week for you, but good luck, man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 05:30 PM (bcbK "

Taping Jeopardy. I'm kinda manic about it, if you couldn't tell.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 05:31 PM (oZ6kz)

Kick a lot of ass, man

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 05:37 PM (bcbK8)

246 I saw that commercial and found it incredibly off putting.

Posted by: LASue at November 19, 2018 05:37 PM (XROPS)

247 Lawyer joke:

Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it's worth it.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at November 19, 2018 05:37 PM (5fSr7)

248 I'm not entirely trolling with this #HotTake. A lot of people think that marriage is the answer to a lot of social dysfunction -- but men are said to often be in a virtual marriage strike. So anything that kind of pushes the ball towards the "marriage" side of the field would be an improvement, right?


Nope.

Women need men like a fish needs a bicycle, right? The Left and women want to keep on pushing their BS? Fine!

Enjoy the strike. Bring on the sexbots.

Posted by: Greg Q at November 19, 2018 05:37 PM (bZ64u)

249 Don'e even talk to me about Jeopardy. Sigh.

Posted by: Wolf Shitzer at November 19, 2018 05:37 PM (Tyii7)

250 Some women get nothing and get the privilege of supporting their loser husbands, folks. Family courts and laws work both ways.
Posted by: runner


how many women get forced to support kids that are not theirs?

How many were forced to support a kid that never existed? it happened to a guy in N. Mexico, that hadn't gone near his ex in years AND had a vasectomy. They drained him for over $28,000 and refused to repay any, AFTER the ex tried kidnapping a child in the park in front of the court house, cause she (finally) was under a court order to prove that the child existed.

Posted by: hypergamy at November 19, 2018 05:37 PM (Z04f8)

251
Look, you get married, you've given her half your stuff, pension, saving, etc.
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Ha!

Look at the actuarial tables. Even if she doesn't divorce you, she's getting all your stuff eventually. There's a pay gap all right. Married women make 182% of what men make.

Single women realize they are missing out.

Posted by: simplemind at November 19, 2018 05:37 PM (C6xeQ)

252 Did anyone else see the video of the wedding reception where the groom threw a bouquet too? All the guys present lined up, and then ran like Hell when it went airborne.

I like it, but the garter toss is supposed to have the same "meaning" for guys as the bouquet toss for the ladies. If you catch it, you're the next to be married.

I caught the garter at a wedding once, and several guys came up to me afterwards and quietly thanked me for catching it. I'm not sure if they were being funny or not. I tend to believe it was tongue in cheek.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2018 05:38 PM (9qZ3S)

253 Only works for what you own going into the marriage.



==

There are no forward looking pre-nups ?

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 05:38 PM (bUjCl)

254 It's all up to the girls. If they ever get the sense to realize what feminism has done to their lives, they'll drown the harridans, and go to something sane. Until that happens, well, I don't see many youngsters ending up in a happy marriage like I did. As it is, there's too much of a tax on putting up with them.

But the ball's in their court. (That was a singular possessive, guys.)

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 19, 2018 05:38 PM (VaN/j)

255 Active shooter inside Mercy Hospital in Chicago. Not good.

http://tinyurl.com/ya75mft3

Posted by: dartist at November 19, 2018 05:38 PM (K22Va)

256 Some women get nothing and get the privilege of supporting their loser husbands, folks. Family courts and laws work both ways.
Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 05:34 PM (bUjCl)

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Well, my divorce happened back when the women got the "nurturing" clause, which meant they got as much as the courts could squeeze out of the husband.

If things have gone the other way, well, backlash was bound to happen.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 19, 2018 05:38 PM (qC1Sy)

257 If all cultures are equal, how come immigration only seems to be one-way?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 19, 2018 05:38 PM (H5knJ)

258 I bought it myself. Checked out after like two chapters. Basically just "All cultures are equal, it's just your silly Western biases that makes you think some are more advanced."

Posted by: ace
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Thomas Sowell, in 'Black Rednecks and White Liberals' thoroughly slices through the BS presentations made by self-declared 'Historians'. He includes examples. Many paragraphs deserving quotation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2018 05:38 PM (hkMWc)

259 "making your own vows" ritual should be outlawed in all 50 states and U.S. Territories.

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maybe I am a slightly older millenial gay black muslim but I find weddings to be a bit much. Make it fast. You are not special snowflakes and every speech sounds the same. Just elope unless your parents can comfortably afford to feed and booze up your friends in a comfortable happy setting.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 05:38 PM (7J5t2)

260 Taping Jeopardy. I'm kinda manic about it, if you couldn't tell.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 05:31 PM (oZ6kz)

Kick a lot of ass, man
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 05:37 PM (bcbK

I'm really excited for you! That should be an amazing experience.

Posted by: LASue at November 19, 2018 05:39 PM (XROPS)

261 i just saw a commercial about genital gangrene. talk about off putting.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 19, 2018 05:39 PM (KP5rU)

262 ""I, Ricky, promise to love, as much as I can, and as often as I can, under the circumstances."


Don't forget...

'From each according to their ability.
To each according to their need'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2018 05:39 PM (cqNba)

263 If all cultures are equal, how come immigration only seems to be one-way?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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We stole all of their stuff.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2018 05:39 PM (hkMWc)

264 There is a lot of bad information and disinformation. But marriage is a contract and a financial one at that. Too bad many do not realize that.

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 05:39 PM (bUjCl)

265 women between 30 and 32 are mostly married or in long-term relationships that won't fall apart for another few years.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 19, 2018 05:37 PM (wCmLp)


Not with that kind of attitude, they won't!

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2018 05:39 PM (t+qrx)

266 Thanks for the well wishes. It'll help if I can spend most of the week studying instead of just being hilariously bitter about areas of life that are adjacent to the current topic.

Fuck thot troubles, crush Daily Doubles.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 05:39 PM (oZ6kz)

267 I don't want to open a big bag of worms.
I will say that I did the traditional, Christian marriage. No sex until after the wedding, I paid for everything, etc.

Come to find out that she doesn't like being touched, let alone sex.

Welp. I gambled and I lost. Now I'm stuck.

Again, unless you want and will raise kids, don't get married.

And now I'm going to make up song lyrics in my head to classic rock songs to include the word 'butt' until I start smiling again.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 05:40 PM (bcbK8)

268 The rule I've heard from my non-LDS friends and co-workers is at least a BJ by the end of the third date.

My wife and I are those weird LDS people, so we both waited until marriage.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2018 05:25 PM (9qZ3S)


If your anecdotal evidence is true, it's a cultural thing, not a scriptural thing, so it's disingenuous to frame it as "LDS" since that implies the roots go back to the religions themselves.

It would be preferable to be on a sound vessel where the people were occasionally unruly, than on a leaky, sinking vessel where the people were all prim and proper.

You can't make the case for your religion on grounds like this.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 19, 2018 05:40 PM (/qEW2)

269 221


Contrary to the "Idiocracy" hypothesis, IQs have been steadily increasing. See the Flynn Effect.

The Flynn Effect has reached a peak, and IQs are, in fact, starting to decline.

Posted by: pep at November 19, 2018 05:40 PM (T6t7i)

270 Me too. I much prefer VDH's Carnage and Culture, which is a book-length exercise in repeatedly kicking Jared Diamond in the nutsack.

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good, I will check that out because diamond's take was quite a bummer.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 05:40 PM (7J5t2)

271 Why buy the cow if the milk is free?

-Things grandma said

Posted by: Marcus T at November 19, 2018 05:40 PM (hYiOu)

272 The dating scene is trash. I lasted a week in it before I decided to call my first real serious girlfriend back after 20 plus years I thank God many times a day she was single, and we picked up where we left off as teenagers. Good family. Right Wing. Traditional. No kids. Kind. No drama or fights.

It's a dumpster fire out there for decent men and women.

Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 05:40 PM (B9BVe)

273 No kissing until you are ready to say "I love you."

It don't work that way, pal.

Posted by: Spinster with 40 cats at November 19, 2018 05:40 PM (Tyii7)

274 and women between 30 and 32 are mostly married or in long-term relationships that won't fall apart for another few years.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 19, 2018 05:37 PM (wCmLp)

or they're alcoholic sociopaths.

Great for a hookup or a hangout. Not the best for the altar.

Also, 30-32 is not "mid-thirties". 37-41 is "mid-thirties". Come on, man. That's "Late twenties".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 05:40 PM (BRvh1)

275 I caught the garter at a wedding once, and several guys came up to me afterwards and quietly thanked me for catching it. I'm not sure if they were being funny or not. I tend to believe it was tongue in cheek.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2018 05:38 PM (9qZ3S)


Partially truth. I bet some of them were there with their girlfriends.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 19, 2018 05:40 PM (wCmLp)

276 There is no backlash only Zhoul.


Posted by: nip at November 19, 2018 05:41 PM (DfGpI)

277 Nothing can happen until you swing the bat.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 19, 2018 05:41 PM (9X624)

278 i just saw a commercial about genital gangrene. talk about off putting.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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Right, the 'genital eating bacteria'. Now there's a cheery thought.

I'll take 'San Francisco Bath Houses', for $1000, Alex.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2018 05:41 PM (j/49Y)

279 (goes to count how many pennies are still left in the jar after 25+ years)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers, RBG at November 19, 2018 05:41 PM (sBogb)

280 We actually won a recount in Orange county Cal, just not for the House. Republican knocked off the incumbent DEM OC County Attorney after a recount

Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2018 05:42 PM (HrSJb)

281 >>Taping Jeopardy. I'm kinda manic about it, if you couldn't tell.

I'l give you $5 if you answer one question with "That's what your mother said last night, Trebek!" in Sean Connery's voice.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 05:42 PM (/tuJf)

282 263 If all cultures are equal, how come immigration only seems to be one-way?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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We stole all of their stuff.

============

it's a rhetorical trap that certain cultures have evolved into that they can't say certain things without getting fired and ostracized. Other cultures will happy to tell you to fuck off and leave their country, or learn the language and the religion and gimme $$$ or else leave.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 05:42 PM (7J5t2)

283

Don't get put off from marrying. Don't want to get biblical, but it is the best way. Jut got to be careful and learn your lessons.

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 05:42 PM (bUjCl)

284 *Just

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 05:42 PM (bUjCl)

285 I want to be in a wedding band that only plays songs about leaving

Posted by: x at November 19, 2018 05:42 PM (nFwvY)

286 Also, 30-32 is not "mid-thirties". 37-41 is "mid-thirties". Come on, man. That's "Late twenties".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 05:40 PM (BRvh1)


I'm 36, hence mid-thirties. I made a cut off of 32 because I want kids and the average woman's fertility starts to rapidly decline after 35. Once you factor in dating and an engagement, you're looking at marriage at late 33 or 34 if she's already 32. Not good odds.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 19, 2018 05:43 PM (wCmLp)

287 On this topic...
Instapundit likes to link something about sexbots at least once a month. And he's got something about them on his page today.

Posted by: junior at November 19, 2018 05:43 PM (cSguU)

288
"making your own vows" ritual should be outlawed in all 50 states and U.S. Territories.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 19, 2018 05:31 PM (R85nB)










Depends on what you put in them...

Posted by: Ming the Merciless at November 19, 2018 05:43 PM (eXA4G)

289 I'm more of a "buy me a ring or I will kick your ass" kind of guy.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 19, 2018 05:43 PM (hYiOu)

290 Match.com is that old escort site, isn't it?

Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 05:43 PM (B9BVe)

291 Flynn Effect was also never completely substantiated IMHO - IQ's going up really meant IQ scores going up, meaning people did better on IQ tests. Well, the modern IQ test didn't even exist until the 1910's and was still in "beta" for a while longer. On tests like Raven's Advanced Progressive Matrices, which study only pattern recognition and not book learnin', scores never saw the increases that Flynn pointed out on things like the S-B, WAIS and ASVB.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 05:43 PM (oZ6kz)

292 and isn't marriage a kind of cultural edifice? There was some somali or some third worlder that explained that there is no "romantic" love in her society?

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 05:44 PM (7J5t2)

293 if a woman proposed to me, i would run like a fucking impala.

Scalded ape, even. Because I'm single. I don't even know anybody here yet.

Posted by: t-bird at November 19, 2018 05:44 PM (NAs56)

294 Come to find out that she doesn't like being touched, let alone sex.

Welp. I gambled and I lost. Now I'm stuck.



***
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 05:40 PM (bcbK

That really sucks.

Or doesn't...

Badaboom!

Posted by: LASue at November 19, 2018 05:44 PM (XROPS)

295 That Jared's thing is insane, BTW.

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 05:44 PM (bUjCl)

296 "I'l give you $5 if you answer one question with "That's what your mother said last night, Trebek!" in Sean Connery's voice.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 05:42 PM (/tuJf) "

I do a very good Connery voice, but unfortunately I've heard anybody trying to make those jokes just get cut before final airing.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 05:44 PM (oZ6kz)

297 so...an active shooter? Did this one also mock thoughts and prayers before going shooty?

sad.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 05:45 PM (7J5t2)

298 i just saw a commercial about genital gangrene. talk about off putting.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 19, 2018 05:39 PM (KP5rU)

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Tell me about it. Why do you think I'm trying to work behind the camera these days?

Posted by: Stormy D at November 19, 2018 05:45 PM (AzW6q)

299 Broseidon, good luck!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 05:45 PM (miE9U)

300 250 Some women get nothing and get the privilege of supporting their loser husbands, folks. Family courts and laws work both ways.

Sorry, but that is bullshit. The statistics show it. The supermajority of all alimony and child support goes to women. That's simple fact.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 05:46 PM (NWiLs)

301 An active shooter in Chicago?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers, RBG at November 19, 2018 05:46 PM (sBogb)

302 If your anecdotal evidence is true, it's a cultural thing, not a scriptural thing, so it's disingenuous to frame it as "LDS" since that implies the roots go back to the religions themselves.

It would be preferable to be on a sound vessel where the people were occasionally unruly, than on a leaky, sinking vessel where the people were all prim and proper.

You can't make the case for your religion on grounds like this.


I have no idea what you're on about.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2018 05:46 PM (9qZ3S)

303 Broseidon - best of luck ! Don't be nervous...

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 05:46 PM (bUjCl)

304 Some women get nothing and get the privilege of supporting their loser husbands, folks. Family courts and laws work both ways.

===

oh...now men are losers if blah blah blah? these women these days.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 05:47 PM (7J5t2)

305 >>An active shooter in Chicago?

Well there's a novelty.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 05:47 PM (/tuJf)

306 Fuck, more countries need to just have their capital be "[Country Name] City." The fuck's a Yammoussoukro?

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 05:47 PM (oZ6kz)

307 What is this marriage y'all are talking about? I've read about such a thing in the Bible but I don't recognize such an institution in the USA. That the thing where the chick takes all your stuff or the one with two dudes and a llama?

Posted by: Someguy at November 19, 2018 05:47 PM (z5Vrg)

308 Nothing can happen until you swing the bat.

Well, you could get beaned by the pitcher.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2018 05:47 PM (9qZ3S)

309 Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2018 05:46 PM (9qZ3S)

He's been weird for the last week or two. I'm hoping he snaps out of it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 05:47 PM (bcbK8)

310 and isn't marriage a kind of cultural edifice? There was some somali or some third worlder that explained that there is no "romantic" love in her society?
Posted by: billionaires!
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Pretty sure that was disproved by Rae Dawn Chong in 'Fire Starter'. All of my historical references come from Hollywood.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2018 05:47 PM (9kpse)

311 Men aren't on a marriage strike, but a whole lot of women are on a 'being marriageable' strike.

Posted by: Rather Not at November 19, 2018 05:48 PM (oPogG)

312


""I, Ricky, promise to love, as much as I can, and as often as I can, under the circumstances."


This is the real vow: The Man Prayer.
"I'm a man.
I can change.

If I have to.
I guess."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 05:48 PM (HaL55)

313 305 >>An active shooter in Chicago?

Well there's a novelty.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 05:47 PM (/tuJf)
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So wrong, yet I laughed anyway.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 19, 2018 05:48 PM (qC1Sy)

314 The notion that there is parity in divorce court between sexes is nonsense.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 05:48 PM (NWiLs)

315
If your girl ain't putting the hints out there 24/7 about marriage she's not that into you.

Buy a penis pump and up your game. Girth is wirth it.

Posted by: Lace Wigs and Penis Pumps at November 19, 2018 05:48 PM (e7O7B)

316 An active shooter in Chicago?


The Deep State is working overtime.

Posted by: Spinster with 40 cats at November 19, 2018 05:48 PM (Tyii7)

317
263 If all cultures are equal, how come immigration only seems to be one-way?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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We stole all of their stuff.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2018 05:39 PM (hkMWc)







That's what they get for being on our land before we got here.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2018 05:48 PM (eXA4G)

318 Sorry, but that is bullshit. The statistics show it. The supermajority of all alimony and child support goes to women. That's simple fact.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 05:46 PM (NWiLs)

It is not automatic though, is it ? There are factors involved ? It's not going to her just because she is a woman ?

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 05:48 PM (bUjCl)

319 Broseidon:

"Take me down to Afghanistan City
where the girls are old and the goats are pretty..." :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 05:48 PM (miE9U)

320 Nothing can happen until you swing the bat.

Well, you could get beaned by the pitcher.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: bonhomme
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Hell, I've been beaned by the batter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2018 05:49 PM (9kpse)

321 235 Laugha whila you canna monkey boy.

Posted by: JAS

OMFG! BUCKAROO BANZAI!!!!


I love you, man

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2018 05:49 PM (d7Ww2)

322 Isn't everyone an active shooter in Chicago?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 19, 2018 05:49 PM (Z216Q)

323 That's what they get for being on our land before we got here.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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Yeah, well, I just stole the hell out that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2018 05:50 PM (9kpse)

324
Does she have to eat his butt?

I'll ask everybutty!

Posted by: J Flake at November 19, 2018 05:50 PM (UFLLM)

325 In the words of Ron White (Tater Salad) diamond companies would sell more diamonds to men if they just used the phrase, "Diamonds; that'll shut her up." in their advertising.

Posted by: Archer at November 19, 2018 05:50 PM (gmo/4)

326 OT
Crap. Yankees just got James Paxton from the Mariners.

Posted by: Hands, awaiting Spring Training at November 19, 2018 05:50 PM (786Ro)

327
Don't forget Turd Ferguson on Jeopardy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB7AxXTCnPg

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 19, 2018 05:51 PM (f1Vqw)

328 Family courts fuck over good decent people. The vast majority just happen to be men. If the woman isn't a ruthless cintroling personality type, she can get fucked up by her controlling abusive husband, but the courts reward the psychotic dangerous women 99% of the time. It is what it is.

Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 05:51 PM (B9BVe)

329 Yankees trade for Jamie Paxton Seattle mariners

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 05:51 PM (bim/x)

330 Why do we need 53 African countries anyhow? Blah blah, tribal history and culture. We have that in this country too. How bout, I dunno, 11? Because if I lose because I don't know the capital of the fucking Central African Republic then Culver City will burn.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 05:51 PM (oZ6kz)

331 As my genius son pointed out to me, any IQ test that does not factor in your age is invalid.

Posted by: JAS at November 19, 2018 05:51 PM (3HNOQ)

332 is not automatic though, is it ? There are factors involved ? It's not going to her just because she is a woman ?
Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 05:48 PM (bUjCl)

The percentage of women ordered to pay alimony is statistically insignificant.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 05:51 PM (2DOZq)

333 Lotta comments sort of negative toward men as indecisive, lazy, not man enough etc, and while that's true in many cases, let's not pretend that all American women are worth spending more than a few months with.

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 19, 2018 05:51 PM (9KR27)

334 It's not going to her just because she is a woman ?

There might be factors involved, but I think it goes to her just because she's a woman. One of my brothers got divorced and his lawyer started from the premise my brother was going to pay and the only question being litigated was "how much?".

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 19, 2018 05:52 PM (Z216Q)

335 Divorce courts are courts of equity. Some states try to standardize, take some of the power from the judges, have formulas and some such.

But, overall that whole industry needs to be destroyed. I preys on misery, it preys on greed and weakness. Many divorce lawyers create superficial conflict between parties just to make more money. Dumb and greedy people fall for it.

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 05:52 PM (bUjCl)

336 "Yankees trade for Jamie Paxton Seattle mariners

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 05:51 PM (bim/x) "

Oh FFS. Today just keeps getting better.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 05:52 PM (oZ6kz)

337 A woman's proposal should come with a bass boat. Fuck a diamond ring.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 19, 2018 05:52 PM (hjaPQ)

338 The Spankees go out and get themselves a front line starter. What a surprise.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 19, 2018 05:53 PM (Z216Q)

339 Come to find out that she doesn't like being touched, let alone sex.

Welp. I gambled and I lost. Now I'm stuck.



***
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 05:40 PM (bcbK

We married the same woman!!!

Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2018 05:53 PM (lJj4R)

340 Runner, it's pretty much exactly that.

Family court starts with the premise that the woman is entitled to everything, including custody rights. Men must fight like crazy to get half and visitation rights.

It's terrible.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 19, 2018 05:53 PM (Uiz/V)

341 Broseidon:

"Take me down to Afghanistan City
where the girls are old and the goats are pretty..." :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve


I am soooo going to hell for laughing.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 05:53 PM (2El4P)

342 322. Chicago is a dump

Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2018 05:53 PM (HrSJb)

343 If people can negotiate something between themselves, wihthou courts and lawyers, they should do it.

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 05:54 PM (bUjCl)

344 I think Jenny proposed to Forrest

Posted by: Lt. Dan at November 19, 2018 05:54 PM (x6TXc)

345 >>>DESPERADO

one of my best episodes.

Posted by: jerry at November 19, 2018 05:54 PM (9ORmh)

346 Now we get to see the racism of the left in real time:

Why is this active shooter in Chicago a national news story?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at November 19, 2018 05:54 PM (LX21o)

347 Thanks nurse ratched. I do like to be appreciated. I love that line.

Posted by: JAS at November 19, 2018 05:54 PM (3HNOQ)

348 The Spankees go out and get themselves a front line starter. What a surprise.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 19, 2018 05:53 PM (Z216Q)

They gave up their #1 Pitching Prospect in Shefield

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 05:54 PM (bim/x)

349 >>A woman's proposal should come with a bass boat. Fuck a diamond ring.

This guy gets it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 05:54 PM (/tuJf)

350 M's should've required Yanks take King Felix (and his salary ) as part of the deal.

Posted by: Hands, awaiting Spring Training at November 19, 2018 05:54 PM (786Ro)

351 Justine Beiber alleged to have married a super model secretly. wonder who wears the dress in that family?

Posted by: John Doe at November 19, 2018 05:54 PM (WX+x0)

352 Okay, at least the Yanks had to give up Justus Sheffield. Who might end up being better than Paxton in the long run.

Of course the means the Indians helped the Yankees get Paxton because we sent over Sheffield as part of the Andrew Miller deal. FML.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 05:55 PM (oZ6kz)

353 They can try to con women into being assertive, but it's generally not in their nature. Rejection is hard, too hard for most women to bear, and so it won't happen.

Posted by: DFCtomm at November 19, 2018 05:55 PM (50gG9)

354 It is not automatic though, is it ? There are factors involved ? It's not going to her just because she is a woman ?
Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 05:48 PM (bUjCl)
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My ex ran around on my constantly. Yet, because she was a "stay-at-home" mother (consider the irony) she got custody, child support and the house.

The courts only try to determine the primary caregiver.

Good luck if you're the man working 50+ hours a week, trying to put food on the table.

Maybe things have changed, but I seriously doubt it.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 19, 2018 05:55 PM (qC1Sy)

355
If your girl ain't putting the hints out there 24/7 about marriage she's not that into you.

Buy a penis pump and up your game. Girth is wirth it.
Posted by: Lace Wigs and Penis Pumps at November 19, 2018 05:48 PM (e7O7B)








I once had a girlfriend that constantly told me that she didn't believe in marriage. So obviously I took her at her word. Equally obviously, the relationship didn't last.

Later on, I found out through a mutual friend that it was supposed to be a reverse psychology thing to get me to pop the question. Dodged a bullet there, I think.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2018 05:55 PM (eXA4G)

356


A woman's proposal should come with a bass boat. Fuck a diamond ring.

And the Harley of your choice, a nice antique Fender Stratocaster and a good Deluxe Reverb amp to play it through.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 05:55 PM (HaL55)

357 342
322. Chicago is a dump


Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2018 05:53 PM (HrSJb
Literally AND Figuratively.

Posted by: Archer at November 19, 2018 05:55 PM (gmo/4)

358 The Spankees go out and get themselves a front line starter. What a surprise."

Yeah. No one else ever does that.

Right, Verlander?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 19, 2018 05:55 PM (6qErC)

359 Why is this active shooter in Chicago a national news story?

It's on the south side, you guess.

Posted by: dartist at November 19, 2018 05:55 PM (K22Va)

360 I can't remember, which are we supposed to avoid, the horde dating advice or the horde medical advice?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 19, 2018 05:56 PM (NhgkA)

361 344 I think Jenny proposed to Forrest
Posted by: Lt. Dan at November 19, 2018 05:54 PM (x6TXc)

And she gave him AIDS

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 05:56 PM (bcbK8)

362
We married the same woman!!!

Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2018 05:53 PM (lJj4R)

--

I'd suspect the number is 25%+ of marriages. Maybe as many as half or more.

Otherwise the jokes wouldn't be jokes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at November 19, 2018 05:56 PM (LX21o)

363 I can't remember, which are we supposed to avoid, the horde dating advice or the horde medical advice?"

Bows.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 19, 2018 05:57 PM (6qErC)

364 So she gets down on her knees to propose?
Don't be suckered in, she may never do that again.

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2018 05:57 PM (HgMAr)

365 My ex ran around on my constantly. Yet, because she was a "stay-at-home" mother (consider the irony) she got custody, child support and the house.

The courts only try to determine the primary caregiver.

Good luck if you're the man working 50+ hours a week, trying to put food on the table.

Maybe things have changed, but I seriously doubt it.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 19, 2018 05:55 PM (qC1Sy)

I am sorry that happened Blake. The downfall came about when no fault divorce entered the scene. Like I said, the whole industry is bad.

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 05:57 PM (bUjCl)

366 229 I think we can all agree on one thing regarding weddings: the "making your own vows" ritual should be outlawed in all 50 states and U.S. Territories.
Posted by: Citizen Cake
---------------------------------------
When I get those invitations about "sharing our love," I pass. Must be an orgy, I say.

And yeah, "own vows" make it all meaningless. All based on feeeeelings.
These ceremonies have little or nothing to do with a solemn oath before God and man. They're just narcissistic, public displays of affection. Get a freaking room.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 19, 2018 05:57 PM (Rxduq)

367 Most every couple that have been together for more than a year have discussed marriage , mostly initiated by the woman. Not too many men ask a woman to marry them without knowing the answer to the question.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 05:57 PM (2DOZq)

368 We married the same woman!!!
Posted by: wrg500 at November 19, 2018 05:53 PM (lJj4R)

Well THAT explains some things.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 05:57 PM (bcbK8)

369 An active shooter in Chicago?

---


are there inactive shooters?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 19, 2018 05:57 PM (NhgkA)

370 Hell, I've been beaned by the batter.

I accidentally hit the ball right back at the pitcher's head once. He had just enough time to turn his head. The ball hit his ear hard enough (plus he flinched) that he rotated in the air and landed right on his back.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2018 05:58 PM (9qZ3S)

371 Some women get nothing and get the privilege of supporting their loser husbands, folks. Family courts and laws work both ways.
Posted by: runner

_______________

I'd love to see the percentages on that phenomenon.

Women basically get defaulted primary custody of kids, half the assets, and several years of alimony. And there's absolutely no penalty for making outrageous charges against the husband to squeeze them for more. Trump's wife Ivana claimed he raped her because the divorce attorney told her to say that. Jack Ryan's wife made up all kinds of crazy shit to get more money.

Posted by: Blago at November 19, 2018 05:58 PM (UfkIY)

372 >>>if a woman proposed to me, i would run like a fucking impala.<<<

This foolishness must countered immediately with a request for a commitment-free test drive. A tuneup, if you will. As a good faith gesture.

Posted by: Fritz at November 19, 2018 05:58 PM (Z9C5C)

373 "are there inactive shooters?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 19, 2018 05:57 PM (NhgkA) "

Sometimes they have to go on the Disabled List for a while.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 05:58 PM (oZ6kz)

374 Marriage because you don't need 50% of your salary anyway

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2018 05:58 PM (+syJZ)

375 354 It is not automatic though, is it ? There are factors involved ? It's not going to her just because she is a woman ?
Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 05:48 PM (bUjCl)
-------------------

My ex ran around on my constantly. Yet, because she was a "stay-at-home" mother (consider the irony) she got custody, child support and the house.

The courts only try to determine the primary caregiver.

Good luck if you're the man working 50+ hours a week, trying to put food on the table.

Maybe things have changed, but I seriously doubt it.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 19, 2018 05:55 PM (qC1Sy)

As a father in family courts, you are damned if you do and damned if you don't. The judges will make shit up out of thin sir to bail them out if you have your wife or ec wife check mated and surrounded. It's fucked up.

Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 05:58 PM (B9BVe)

376
Sean Connery Jeopardy compilation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_iBpZqlwxs

Catch the semen. Whore ads.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 19, 2018 05:58 PM (f1Vqw)

377 361 344 I think Jenny proposed to Forrest
Posted by: Lt. Dan at November 19, 2018 05:54 PM (x6TXc)

And she gave him AIDS
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner


so the moral of the story is you have to be retarded to get married and you'l end up with a disease. sounds about right.

Posted by: x at November 19, 2018 05:58 PM (nFwvY)

378 are there inactive shooters?

Room temp ones?

Posted by: dartist at November 19, 2018 05:59 PM (K22Va)

379 360 I can't remember, which are we supposed to avoid, the horde dating advice or the horde medical advice?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 19, 2018 05:56 PM (NhgkA)
-------------

Yes.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 19, 2018 05:59 PM (qC1Sy)

380 Some women get nothing and get the privilege of supporting their loser husbands"

0.01 percent?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 19, 2018 05:59 PM (6qErC)

381 I ain't buying no chick a ring that costs more than my truck (using the 1.5 month guideline), I don't care how good teh nookie is.

Posted by: Bert G at November 19, 2018 05:59 PM (OMsf+)

382 20 You want a guy to propose?

Keep that pussy on the shelf.
Posted by: Grandmas Pro Tips at November 19, 2018 05:05 PM (4AIdF)

Men aren't the flaw in your strategy other women are. Women are sluttier than ever, and they grow sluttier every year. You can compete and that means giving it up, or you can sit home on the couch....with your cats. That's the choice a woman in the dating market makes today.

Posted by: DFCtomm at November 19, 2018 05:59 PM (50gG9)

383 Blake, it hasn't changed. If anything it's more entrenched in the legal system.

Child support laws, too. A woman can be the primary breadwinner but, depending on state, sure, the man will be required to pay x% depending on a formula that doesn't account for that. Nor does it factor in geographic factors, lots of fun if the state is where the median income is much less than where the man lives.

Bottom line, a guy could be making money in a state where he is barely getting by but considered solid middle class in another state, and be required to send a LOT of money. I'm not saying child support in and of itself is wrong or bad, but it's also used as a way to punish men in too many cases.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 19, 2018 05:59 PM (Uiz/V)

384 >>A woman's proposal should come with a bass boat. Fuck a diamond ring.

This guy gets it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 05:54 PM


Poor negotiator though. I don't see explicit definition as to horsepower, twin vs single outboard, or beam width.

Beam width. Often overlooked.

Posted by: Lace Wigs and Penis Pumps at November 19, 2018 05:59 PM (e7O7B)

385 My wife proposed in the most romantic manner, she said either we get hitched or I'm out of here. That was 1977. Good times .

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at November 19, 2018 05:59 PM (NHSOx)

386 When I get those invitations about "sharing our love," I pass. Must be an orgy, I say.

And yeah, "own vows" make it all meaningless. All based on feeeeelings.
These ceremonies have little or nothing to do with a solemn oath before God and man. They're just narcissistic, public displays of affection. Get a freaking room.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 19, 2018 05:57 PM (Rxduq)

---

I'd just plagiarize a hallmark card. Probably a sympathy card

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 19, 2018 05:59 PM (NhgkA)

387 I don't know the capital of the fucking Central African Republic then Culver City will burn.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 05:51 PM (oZ6kz)

I'd be willing to bet that the average resident of the Central African Republic is only vaguely aware that the Central African Republic even exists, let alone what or where the capital is, and how to spell it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 06:00 PM (BRvh1)

388 Guys,

I'm sorry yall got hosed by gold digging lazy bitches.

I got hosed by a lazy, cheating asshat who tossed me and the kiddos out of the house. I had no job, nor a place to live, nor a bank account.

No alimony and 300 bucks a month in child support. For 13 years.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2018 06:00 PM (d7Ww2)

389 are there inactive shooters?

-----

Yoo-hoo!

Posted by: A Broward County Deputy at November 19, 2018 06:00 PM (AzW6q)

390 My ex ran around on my constantly. Yet, because she was a "stay-at-home" mother (consider the irony) she got custody, child support and the house.

The courts only try to determine the primary caregiver.

Good luck if you're the man working 50+ hours a week, trying to put food on the table.

Maybe things have changed, but I seriously doubt it.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman


you got off light. my friend had to pay child support for his ex and her boyfriend's kid.

Posted by: x at November 19, 2018 06:00 PM (nFwvY)

391
That's what they get for being on our land before we got here.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
---------

Yeah, well, I just stole the hell out that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2018 05:50 PM (9kpse)








Hell, I stole it first. It's a joke from Mel Gibson's version of "Maverick".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2018 06:01 PM (eXA4G)

392 Then she sweetly asked if I would be upset if she used a ring from her Great Aunt as her engagement ring.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at November 19, 2018 06:01 PM (NHSOx)

393 I am sorry that happened Blake. The downfall came about when no fault divorce entered the scene. Like I said, the whole industry is bad.
Posted by: runner

____________

I can sort of understand "no fault" divorce laws though, do we really want judges figuring out who cheated on who?

To me, a divorce should not financially be any different than a boyfriend and girlfriend breaking up. Whatever they put their name on jointly is a joint asset, otherwise, each has their own stuff and money.

Posted by: Blago at November 19, 2018 06:01 PM (UfkIY)

394 You want a guy to propose?

Keep that pussy on the shelf.

Posted by: Grandmas Pro Tips at November 19, 2018 05:05 PM (4AIdF)

---

Will you marry me?
I will.
Do you, ____ take ___
I do.
Do you, ____ take ___
I do.

(keeps that pussy on the shelf)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at November 19, 2018 06:01 PM (LX21o)

395 My wife did not propose to me, not exactly anyway.

I asked her to move in with me after I bought a house. This would have been the 3rd time she moved in and then later on one of us left.

She had enough of that and refused unless we got married.

We did and it's been 32 years, almost 33.

Good story.

Posted by: kahall at November 19, 2018 06:01 PM (NVlF9)

396 Meh..it's just a commercial. I figure those beta guys probably wasn't to be asked by the alpha female. The only thing that would have made the commercial special is if they'd used Pajama Boy in it. His girlfriend popping the question while he sits there in his footie PJs trying to discuss Obamacare with her.

Posted by: Tuna at November 19, 2018 06:01 PM (jm1YL)

397 the court's reasoning was that you can't bastardize bastards.

Posted by: x at November 19, 2018 06:01 PM (nFwvY)

398 391
That's what they get for being on our land before we got here.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
---------

Yeah, well, I just stole the hell out that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2018 05:50 PM (9kpse)


Hell, I stole it first. It's a joke from Mel Gibson's version of "Maverick".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2018 06:01 PM (eXA4G)

Written by the late William Goldman.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 06:01 PM (bcbK8)

399 I am sorry that happened Blake. The downfall came about when no fault divorce entered the scene. Like I said, the whole industry is bad.
Posted by: runner at November 19, 2018 05:57 PM (bUjCl)
------------------

Long time ago and I managed to put that baggage behind me after a couple of decades.

Thank you, though.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 19, 2018 06:02 PM (qC1Sy)

400 Breaking 911 says shooting NEAR Mercy Hospital. Not at or in thehospital

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2018 06:02 PM (6YRaI)

401 Trump's wife Ivana claimed he raped her because the divorce attorney told her to say that.

Yep. She actually admitted it in a Time interview. They asked her about the rape and she said something like, "That was just lawyer talk."

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2018 06:02 PM (9qZ3S)

402 Marriage because really you've had enough sex for the rest of your life by now anyways right?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2018 06:02 PM (+syJZ)

403 "I'd be willing to bet that the average resident of the Central African Republic is only vaguely aware that the Central African Republic even exists, let alone what or where the capital is, and how to spell it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 06:00 PM (BRvh1) "

I imagine this is probably true, since it's a mushed together fake country with no real collective cultural or tribal history. Only guilty white cosmopolitans care about these scrub tier countries.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 06:02 PM (oZ6kz)

404 380 Some women get nothing and get the privilege of supporting their loser husbands"

0.01 percent?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 19, 2018 05:59 PM (6qErC)

---

Known plenty of wives more successful than their husbands. Ex-wives to be specific

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 19, 2018 06:02 PM (NhgkA)

405 NEAR Mercy Hospital. Not at or in thehospital
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2018 06:02 PM (6YRaI)

Well that's mighty fuckin conveinent...a cemetery near by any chance? Ya know like one stop chicago shopping?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 06:03 PM (bim/x)

406 Beam width. Often overlooked."

Very important. Adds stability when manning one's rods...


wait, we're talking fishing, right?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 19, 2018 06:03 PM (6qErC)

407 Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2018 06:00 PM (d7Ww2)

Damn.

And damn him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 06:03 PM (bcbK8)

408 The percentage of women ordered to pay alimony is statistically insignificant.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 05:51 PM (2DOZq)




Interestingly, I have a friend who is on the plus side of that equation, at least on paper. He got custody and she was ordered to pay CS. He hasn't seen a dime yet, of course.

Posted by: Bert G at November 19, 2018 06:03 PM (OMsf+)

409 are there inactive shooters?

I get what you're saying, but what would you call it? Perpetrator of a shooting still in progress vs perpetrator of a shooting which seems to have concluded?

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2018 06:03 PM (9qZ3S)

410 388 Guys,

I'm sorry yall got hosed by gold digging lazy bitches.

I got hosed by a lazy, cheating asshat who tossed me and the kiddos out of the house. I had no job, nor a place to live, nor a bank account.

No alimony and 300 bucks a month in child support. For 13 years.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2018 06:00 PM (d7Ww2)

Well, that's shitty.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 06:03 PM (NWiLs)

411 Or you just click on the web link to Ukraine

Posted by: Jean at November 19, 2018 06:03 PM (sFO1P)

412 364 So she gets down on her knees to propose?
Don't be suckered in, she may never do that again.
Posted by: wth at November 19, 2018 05:57 PM (HgMAr)

Groom and groomsmen laughing and joking Groom has big smile! Boast I got greatest BJ ever last night
Bride and bridesmaids laughing and joking Bride has big smile. Girls I gave my last BJ last night!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2018 06:03 PM (JFO2v)

413 Thanks for the well wishes. It'll help if I can spend most of the week studying instead of just being hilariously bitter about areas of life that are adjacent to the current topic.

Fuck thot troubles, crush Daily Doubles.
Posted by: Who is broseidon

You can thank Blitzer. He set the bar so low that an actual wolf would have fared better.

Posted by: Cheri at November 19, 2018 06:04 PM (oiNtH)

414 ''I imagine this is probably true, since it's a mushed together fake country with no real collective cultural or tribal history. Only guilty white cosmopolitans care about these scrub tier countries.''

The only real loyalty in Africa is to the tribe. Period.

Posted by: Tuna at November 19, 2018 06:04 PM (jm1YL)

415 And, yes, it's the divorce lawyers who are to blame.

Many years ago, I used to work for a state legislator who was sponsoring (actual, bi-partisan) legislation to bring some equity back to the family courts in our state.

When this thing was in committee, the divorce lawyer's sent their lobbyists to the open hearings to have their say. They said, in no uncertain terms that they didn't care WHO the laws favored, as long as it favored one side or the other. And that if the bill made it out of committee they'd do everything in their considerable power to get all of those legislators out of office.

The only lobbyists I ever saw who were more gangsta were the NEA.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 06:04 PM (AzW6q)

416 Yep. She actually admitted it in a Time interview. They asked her about the rape and she said something like, "That was just lawyer talk."
Posted by: bonhomme

________

I had a friend who's ex-wife out of nowhere said the father was sexually molesting the kids. He was high profile too, about ruined him. Whole thing was dropped and the woman never paid a price for it.

Just a negotiation tactic. Sickening.

Posted by: Blago at November 19, 2018 06:04 PM (UfkIY)

417 Damn.

And damn him.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner


It's good now. My boys know who busted their ass for them. Every. Fucking. Day.

and who ran out.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2018 06:04 PM (d7Ww2)

418 No alimony and 300 bucks a month in child support. For 13 years.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2018 06:00 PM (d7Ww2)

----

so you're available...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 19, 2018 06:05 PM (NhgkA)

419 nood

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 06:05 PM (bcbK8)

420 400
Breaking 911 says shooting NEAR Mercy Hospital. Not at or in thehospital

Started in the parking lot and finished inside the hospital. Press conference coming up.

http://tinyurl.com/ya75mft3

Posted by: dartist at November 19, 2018 06:05 PM (K22Va)

421 but what would you call it? "

Ah, "Shooter"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 19, 2018 06:05 PM (6qErC)

422 If she doesn't let you see your children, you shouldn't have to pay child support.

Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 06:05 PM (B9BVe)

423 Only guilty white cosmopolitans care about these scrub tier countries.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 06:02 PM (oZ6kz)

Yup. A handful of assholes in a handful of buildings in a shit town in the middle of fucking nowhere call themselves a "government", and a handful of assholes in a handful of buildings in Brussels says, "Sounds legit. Security Council vote is on Tuesday. Don't fuck it up."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 06:06 PM (BRvh1)

424 you got off light. my friend had to pay child support for his ex and her boyfriend's kid.
Posted by: x at November 19, 2018 06:00 PM (nFwvY)

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Hah! Ex got pregnant a week after I moved out. I would have had to pay for that kid, except, for whatever reason, the courts in MN accepted the results of the paternity test that proved I wasn't the father. The actual father was known, so he had to pay.

I would regale you with the whole sordid tale, but, it's so unbelievable that everyone would think I was spinning fiction.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 19, 2018 06:06 PM (qC1Sy)

425 If you fought for custody and lost, you shouldn't have to pay child support.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 06:07 PM (BRvh1)

426 Posted by: Bert G at November 19, 2018 06:03 PM (OMsf+)

Child support is not as rare. Alimony is another story. Though a number of states have done away with permanent alimony awards.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 06:07 PM (2DOZq)

427 4 They also have homosexuals proposing.
Posted by: WOPR



And not just that, interracial homosexuals. That's not just woke, that's UBER woke with whipped cream and a cherry!

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 19, 2018 06:07 PM (odNSz)

428 Known plenty of wives more successful than their husbands. Ex-wives to be specific
Posted by: Buzzsaw90

_________

And guess what? I don't think they should owe taking care of their husbands after the marriage either.

Posted by: Blago at November 19, 2018 06:07 PM (UfkIY)

429 the active shooter in chicago: i'm sure the chief will be on soon, with five, count them, FIVE stars on his collar. that way, you know they're fucking serious.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 19, 2018 06:08 PM (KP5rU)

430 $300 a month in 1972. A Corvette was $5500.

Posted by: nip at November 19, 2018 06:08 PM (DfGpI)

431 The only real loyalty in Africa is to the tribe. Period.
Posted by: Tuna at November 19, 2018 06:04 PM (jm1YL)

----

That's impressive considering how long since the Cleveland Indians have won the series.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 19, 2018 06:09 PM (NhgkA)

432 She would have to put her hand on my thigh and swear then sign a convoluted document scribed by my astute lawyer. ***dials Insomniac***

Posted by: Braenyard at November 19, 2018 06:09 PM (xzZPy)

433 I think the BF might accept my proposal if I offer him a pen knife.

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2018 06:10 PM (hxWs0)

434 388 Guys,

I'm sorry yall got hosed by gold digging lazy bitches.

I got hosed by a lazy, cheating asshat who tossed me and the kiddos out of the house. I had no job, nor a place to live, nor a bank account.

No alimony and 300 bucks a month in child support. For 13 years.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2018 06:00 PM (d7Ww2)

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Maybe it's a guy thing, but I think far less of a guy who does this kind of crap versus a woman who does such a thing. And I say this as a guy who got shafted in the divorce wars.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 19, 2018 06:11 PM (qC1Sy)

435 Buzzsaw: They've got all that Indians WS gear from 1995, 1997 and 2016.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at November 19, 2018 06:12 PM (xs704)

436 What frosts me is NO-FAULT divorce.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 19, 2018 06:12 PM (Rxduq)

437 That's impressive considering how long since the Cleveland Indians have won the series.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90
***********************


Oh, pains. The other night local sportscaster going OH THE HORROR are they ever going to stop using that derogatory name.

And he' at least 60 yr old. WTF, buddy?

Posted by: Braenyard at November 19, 2018 06:13 PM (xzZPy)

438 Divorce stories? My ex-wife remarried twice after me, had a kid with each one while I was raising our daughter. One of the guys was a hard core criminal and ended up vandalizing her apartment when they broke up. Then she left her third husband claiming abuse, moved in with my daughter, got drunk at a bar and tried to drive my daughter's 4-Runner home with two flat tires. Cops pulled her over in a shower of sparks and threw her in jail and impounded my daughter's car. She then fakes suicide by pills, ends up in psych ward, then rehab then is released to her ex-coke fiend born again friend (my daughter refused to let her come back) That lasts about two weeks, now she is on the loose again back with her third husband.
And my family wonders why I never remarried.

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2018 06:15 PM (HgMAr)

439 434 388 Guys,

I'm sorry yall got hosed by gold digging lazy bitches.

I got hosed by a lazy, cheating asshat who tossed me and the kiddos out of the house. I had no job, nor a place to live, nor a bank account.

No alimony and 300 bucks a month in child support. For 13 years.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2018 06:00 PM (d7Ww2)

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Maybe it's a guy thing, but I think far less of a guy who does this kind of crap versus a woman who does such a thing. And I say this as a guy who got shafted in the divorce wars.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 19, 2018 06:11 PM (qC1Sy)

Different cultural expectations(among other things men are expected to take oaths seriously). However, consider if a guy had gotten CS, lost the house, but still had full custody? That's a pretty solid win.

Posted by: Someguy at November 19, 2018 06:17 PM (z5Vrg)

440 And that's the condensed version.

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2018 06:18 PM (HgMAr)

441 Why would a young, pretty, wealthy girl propose to me?Conversely, to paraphrase Groucho Marx,I would never want to be in a marriage with any woman that would want me as a partner.

Posted by: don't tread on me at November 19, 2018 06:18 PM (xpKpV)

442 Posted by: wth at November 19, 2018 06:15 PM (HgMAr)

what the hell, man.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2018 06:18 PM (d7Ww2)

443 Different cultural expectations(among other things men are expected to take oaths seriously). However, consider if a guy had gotten CS, lost the house, but still had full custody? That's a pretty solid win.
Posted by: Someguy at November 19, 2018 06:17 PM (z5Vrg)
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Hmm, you must know me. I did that to my ex. I waited patiently, because I knew she'd screw up and I took the kids away.

I intentionally didn't ask for support, because I knew I could use the threat of going to court for support to keep the ex off my back. Worked like a charm.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 19, 2018 06:23 PM (qC1Sy)

444 Man, the stories. Glad I never got married and don't know why anyone would. Bad business deal at the very least.

Posted by: dartist at November 19, 2018 06:25 PM (K22Va)

445 207
Tricked my wife into asking me.



I accepted with enthusiasm.



40 years and counting...

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 19, 2018 05:31 PM (iynDC)

Sounds like you both connected with each other and understand how to communicate with each other. Hence the "tricking" and acceptance.


Congrats on finding that special woman, and vice versa.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 06:26 PM (UsCnO)

446 I don't think it's the way to start things off. I'm outspoken, maybe even bossy, but I wouldn't ask a man to marry me if he came with a million bucks. Not even if he came tax-free. With a lifetime supply of Belgian chocolate. Plus a couch to eat it on. Nope, still not proposing to a man.

Posted by: Elaine Ash at November 19, 2018 06:43 PM (4kdQ2)

447 I didn't read this part of Guns Germs and Steel, is it a new edition?

Posted by: dw at November 19, 2018 06:49 PM (stPAM)

448 Moron Robbie: I finally answered your Latin question on the Borgia thread. Sorry it took so long - not very healthy today.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at November 19, 2018 07:14 PM (sPgZ5)

449 Both daughters understood there would be no living together before marriage and no longer than a year engagement. There is a lot to be discovered in that one year engagement because things change once you put the ring on the finger. One daughter ended up giving the ring back at 6 months, and met and married a wonderful man. The other daughter married her hubby and they are so happy even after 11 years. Both have confirmed that we were right after all. There is a reason for successful marriages and it has a lot to do with respect.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at November 19, 2018 07:19 PM (Z0huu)

450 Ace is 100% wrong that women should initiate a marriage proposal. I'm a woman in my late 50s, never married. I never understood men and if I was interested in one, I went after him and gave him whatever he wanted - total role reversal.

In my mid-40s I was like, "Why isn't this working?!" I read Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, and Mars and Venus on a Date, and The Rules, and by the time I finished, I could see ALL the mistakes I made. I even experimented when I dated guys, took the advice, and it worked like a CHARM! Men would do what The Rules authors said they would, in about 15 seconds.

It was too late for me, I wanted a family, but it is what it is.

So, combine the effect of crazy women like Steinem, the horrors of divorce for men, women who were never told how courting worked and our anti-child tax code, for our birth rate decline. I would have happily had 3 or 4 kids, but I lived in a very confused time.

Very sad about it.

I do divorce work, some, and it's bad for men, but slowly judges are coming on that are children of divorce and thus fairer. Also, the laws in my state are less harsh than they used to be to men. Imperfect, but less harsh.

Posted by: Had to Read a Book at November 19, 2018 07:28 PM (Kpbco)

Sloppy Daniels: Trump Destroyed My "Career" of "Writing" and "Directing" "Movies" of People Having Sex

Sounds to me like someone's testing the waters for a GoFundMe.

Donald Trump sex scandal has "completely destroyed" Stormy Daniels' writing and directing career, the adult film actress told members of the Oxford Union debating society Thursday evening.

Hmmm, what should I have the pizza delivery guy say here?

"I got some extra sausage for you"? Nahhh, too hacky.

"You don't have money for a tip? Well I've got a tip right here"? Eh, feels like it's been done before.

"I'll give you the pie for free if you give me your pie"? Damn, that's brilliant! Another bit of perfect Stormy Daniels dialogue!!!

The political "shitshow" of the last ten months left her with no capacity to write movies--her favorite part of working in porn--she said during an event entitled "Sex, Guns and Other Fluff: How Porn Can Set You Free."


But Daniels--real name Stephanie Clifford--vowed to keep working in the adult film world. Although she was on "an unofficial break" from writing and directing, she said she certainly hadn't retired. "I'll probably never leave the adult film industry," she added.

She needs to spend more time with her stripping.

Producing a porn film, Daniels told the packed debating hall, was an intensive process. "I write the script down, I do the budget, I do the shoot schedule, I pick out the wardrobe," she said.

I like the inadvertent admission about "writing" a porn script. She specifies the main work of a "writing" a porn script isn't actually "writing" it at all, but "writing down" the porn script.

Because, let's face it, it's all the same thing. The only genuine work involved is taking a pen and literally writing down "Then she eats his butt" on to a legal pad.


ESTABLISHING SHOT

Los Angeles downtown skyline shrouded by haze.

ZOOM SHOT AND FIND

an open window in a house clearly nowhere near Los Angeles' downtown.

SMASH-CUT CLOSE-UP (CU)

She eats his butt.

REACTION SHOT

He smiles. He likes having his butt eaten.

GUY DICKENS
(sighing)
Thank you. I like having my butt eaten.

STAR-WIPE AND EXTREME CLOSE-UP (XCU)

into his butt. Which she is eating.

...

"I had no idea what I was getting myself into," she told the audience, referring to the ongoing scandal. "Nor would I realize what a huge impact the circus would have, not only on my life, but the rest of the world."

She had no idea there was going to be a media circus when she sent her Creepy Porn Lawyer out on tv to talk about a detailed description of the president's penis, kept in a safe, or when she herself advertised Trump's penis as being "mushroom" shaped, which I'm not even sure is an insult.

Meanwhile, some potentially bad news for Creepy Porn Lawyer: Sloppy Daniels says she'll fire him if it turns out that the felony domestic violence charges against him are true.




Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:00 PM




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1 whoot!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2018 04:01 PM (d7Ww2)

2 and I got the others

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2018 04:02 PM (d7Ww2)

3 Who?

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 04:02 PM (NYS7S)

4 The whole butt eating thing made me uncomfortable.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 04:02 PM (F4u7C)

5 this is literally an attack on our freedoms by trumps coarsening our discourse!!!!

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:02 PM (7J5t2)

6 Pron movies have scripts?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2018 04:02 PM (OLCnA)

7 >>>4 The whole butt eating thing made me uncomfortable.


It's symbolic.

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:03 PM (PbpT7)

8 Women don't lie about being abused.

That's what I've been told.

So CPL must hang.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 19, 2018 04:03 PM (iypsv)

9 Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him well!
Now fuck me hard!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at November 19, 2018 04:03 PM (sf1AO)

10 "I hired the most sleazy lawyer I could find and went after The President of the United States. I had no idea what I was getting myself into."

You. Are. Very. Dumb.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 04:03 PM (F4u7C)

11 In know for a fact that my neighbor doesn't watch porn. She asked me to fix her sink drain since her hubs was out of town, there I am, 2 hours later... I was still fixing the damn drain.

Posted by: OB/GYN local 143 at November 19, 2018 04:04 PM (/hTUk)

12 Butt-eating. Literally.

Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2018 04:04 PM (kc+Bd)

13 Back in the 80's, you actually had plots.
Most pornos had 4 or 5 sex scenes of about 10 min and the rest of the film was filled out with...movie stuff. Some of it was pretty good, like the John Leslie-directed stuff.

MOST of that is gone now. I don't know if the Stormy-directed stuff has relationship building scenes and setup or not.

I'm willing to do the research, in case someone has grant money floating around.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:04 PM (bcbK8)

14 Oh, and Clifford.

It's not like she had a career before all of this. So I'm not seeing any damages.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 19, 2018 04:04 PM (iypsv)

15 I've watched some of the "pron" it seems like modern stuff has literally no dialog at all. At most, the director asks the 19 year old about herself. "I'm 19, I've been in the biz for 2 months and I love it. The first time I was with a guy, I was 12..." "wow 12 huh" "yeah, you could say I was a slut"

and scene.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:04 PM (7J5t2)

16 ewwww now that was a bad sock.

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 04:04 PM (/hTUk)

17 6 Pron movies have scripts?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2018 04:02 PM (OLCnA)


I suppose that's the "news" angle here. Though I'm sure Reality Kings would beg to differ. Just guessing from what I've been told about their cinematic efforts, though.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 04:04 PM (NYS7S)

18 Producing a porn film, Daniels told the packed debating hall, was an intensive process. "I write the script down, I do the budget, I do the shoot schedule, I pick out the wardrobe," she said.



WTF? How hard is it to pick out your birthday suit?
No one gives a fvck what you were wearing when you stepped on the set.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 04:04 PM (2El4P)

19 I get the sense that porn scrips are a basic framework with a lot of shot direction. As in "OK here's the setup, you're an orphan begging on the streetcorner for food and King Scholong comes by and offers you sausage at his house. GO!

Then there is a list of shots and scenes: missionary, reverse cowgirl, oral, etc, in scenes like "threesome with mailman" and "girl/girl with the daughter"

I figure what, two pages? Its not like they write script, they give them characters and say "GO!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2018 04:04 PM (39g3+)

20 clinton enjoyed having his butt eaten. except they called it a lewinsky.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 19, 2018 04:05 PM (KP5rU)

21 Oh THIS is going to be a good thread.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 04:05 PM (RD7QR)

22 So now we know why Ace is always tired and late.



He has a second career as a porn screen writer.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 04:05 PM (UsCnO)

23 She was so shocked she put some of her clothes back on.

Posted by: You asked at November 19, 2018 04:05 PM (Z04f8)

24 From now on my one-handed internet surfing is also a "Debate Society".

Posted by: West at November 19, 2018 04:05 PM (7Fa8Y)

25 Also I feel no sympathy for Stormy.
She chose to become a tool of a political operation. She deserves to get bankrupt.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:05 PM (bcbK8)

26 Granny likes! Granny likes!

Le Fin

Posted by: Stormy Daniels' Pen at November 19, 2018 04:05 PM (55VNs)

27 Hey, that was my line!

Posted by: Clam Man at November 19, 2018 04:05 PM (VpIIl)

28 12 Butt-eating. Literally.
Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2018 04:04 PM (kc+Bd)

Salted and cured first, of course.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 04:05 PM (NWiLs)

29 LOL

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 04:05 PM (BXMxN)

30 Quel age as tu?

Posted by: A French Porno Director/Interviewer at November 19, 2018 04:05 PM (PbpT7)

31 A "symbolic" butt eating.

Now my life is complete.

LMFAO.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 04:05 PM (F4u7C)

32 She's blaming Trump for a shit show that she caused?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 04:05 PM (/tuJf)

33 Are we all just ignoring that the Oxford Union Debating Society apparently thought it was a good idea to bring Stormy Daniels in to talk?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 19, 2018 04:06 PM (OJXf7)

34 Rusty trombone.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 04:06 PM (NWiLs)

35 I think the Star-Wipe dissolving into the guy's anus is a particularly genius bit of writing.

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:06 PM (PbpT7)

36 Put it in my incontinent butt again, like a woodpecker on fur pine baby!

Posted by: Clam Man at November 19, 2018 04:06 PM (VpIIl)

37 I've watched some of the "pron" it seems like modern stuff has literally no dialog at all. At most, the director asks the 19 year old about herself. "I'm 19, I've been in the biz for 2 months and I love it. The first time I was with a guy, I was 12..." "wow 12 huh" "yeah, you could say I was a slut"

and scene.
Posted by: billionaires


Fake Casting Couch Director.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 04:06 PM (2El4P)

38 I see someone has seen Salad Tossers 6.
Ace...looking at you now...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:06 PM (bcbK8)

39 Inre porn with a plot:

The first Star Trek movie. That movie oozed sex. If Roddenberry could have gotten away with it, there would have been at least two explicit scenes in it, judging from his novelization.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 19, 2018 04:06 PM (iypsv)

40 How hard can it be to pick out the wardrobe for a pron movie? High heeled shoes and what else?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at November 19, 2018 04:06 PM (nBr1j)

41 >>>32 She's blaming Trump for a shit show that she caused?


coincidentally enough, the butt eating film is tentatively titled "Shit Show."

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:06 PM (PbpT7)

42 Where the hell is Long Dong Silver when you need him?

Posted by: Clam Man at November 19, 2018 04:06 PM (VpIIl)

43 PG (Pizza guy) "you want Black olives, amiright?"

SD: "Green. Always green olives. That are stuffed"

PG: "I'm not sure how to respond to that. There's an Irish guy working tonight..."

Posted by: You asked at November 19, 2018 04:07 PM (Z04f8)

44 As I said in the last thread, if she wasn't a fucking dope, she'd do a porn parody of the entire Kavanaugh nomination process. The devious Bart O'Kavanaugh and his never ending rape parade, opposed only by the hero we deserve, Lil' Mikey Avenatti and the long dick of the law.

Starring Nina Hartley as Kyrsten Ballsucker-Fjord and James Deen as Mike Basta.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:07 PM (oZ6kz)

45 I saw "Frankenhooker" on IFC, although I don't think it's rated "X!"

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at November 19, 2018 04:07 PM (hSQF+)

46 It was a dark and stormy night and is that a Louisville Slugger in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at November 19, 2018 04:07 PM (sf1AO)

47 ITS FUNNY CUZ NO ONE CARES ABOUT TALKING IN THOSE MOVIES!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at November 19, 2018 04:07 PM (gC2IV)

48 I guess that book ain't selling as well as promised. I wonder which pool of money declined to buy 50,000 copies and rent the warehouse in which they would be stored.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2018 04:07 PM (I2dne)

49 41 >>>32 She's blaming Trump for a shit show that she caused?


coincidentally enough, the butt eating film is tentatively titled "Shit Show."
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:06 PM (PbpT7)

She shot that one in Germany.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 04:07 PM (NWiLs)

50 "Sounds to me like someone's testing the waters for a GoFundMe" ~Ace

Might as well. She's already polluted the waters of GoFuckMe.

Posted by: Deep State Flatfoot at November 19, 2018 04:07 PM (iynDC)

51 lol Ace
Love the script.

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2018 04:07 PM (HgMAr)

52 Hate to say it, but Stormy is past her sell by date.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 04:07 PM (2LelM)

53 Off swamp sock.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 19, 2018 04:07 PM (iynDC)

54 Starring Nina Hartley as Kyrsten Ballsucker-Fjord and James Deen as Mike Basta.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:07 PM (oZ6kz)

He likes the rough stuff.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 04:07 PM (NWiLs)

55 So.. that bang-bus thing.. that's not real either?

Dammit, I knew it. I should have taken an Uber

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 04:08 PM (/hTUk)

56 >>>52 Hate to say it, but Stormy is past her sell by date.


But her tits are only 8 years old!!!

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:08 PM (PbpT7)

57 39 Inre porn with a plot:

The first Star Trek movie. That movie oozed sex. If Roddenberry could have gotten away with it, there would have been at least two explicit scenes in it, judging from his novelization.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 19, 2018 04:06 PM (iypsv)

===========

Someone watched RLM's new re-View episode...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 04:08 PM (XSSCs)

58 Don't understand that statement from Stormy's lawyer.
I thought the new rule is that we should BELIEVE ALL WOMEN!!!

And then hang any man accused by one.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at November 19, 2018 04:08 PM (RLiOt)

59 >>Where the hell is Long Dong Silver when you need him?

Yo.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 04:08 PM (/tuJf)

60 Shouldn't there be busty lesbians in Ace's porn-a-palooza? I expected busty lesbians.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 19, 2018 04:08 PM (Z216Q)

61 56 >>>52 Hate to say it, but Stormy is past her sell by date.


But her tits are only 8 years old!!!
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:08 PM (PbpT7)

Hope she bought the extended warranty.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 04:08 PM (NWiLs)

62 I thought the working title was "Tongue Punch my Fart Box"?

Posted by: Clam Man at November 19, 2018 04:08 PM (VpIIl)

63 Call me Ishmael. And fuck me hard!!!

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at November 19, 2018 04:08 PM (sf1AO)

64 Clifford the Big Dumb Dog

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (AzW6q)

65 Some porn is almost like 70's art house stuff.

Nubiles and Babes usually starts out with a pretty girl, set to music. The sex comes later, with no set up.

Sometimes the first half the video is the best half.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (bcbK8)

66 Plumber porn is classier than pizza delivery guy porn.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (BXMxN)

67 33 Are we all just ignoring that the Oxford Union Debating Society apparently thought it was a good idea to bring Stormy Daniels in to talk?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 19, 2018 04:06 PM (OJXf7)

yeah, that's what jumped out at me too.

Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (7HtZB)

68 15 I've watched some of the "pron" it seems like modern stuff has literally no dialog at all.

hardest hurt: internation pron closed-caption brotherhood local 69 of fresno, ca

Posted by: Anachronda at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (xGZ+b)

69 Hilarious!

Damn that Trump for ruining the career of a truly gifted filmmaker whose only wish was that we could all share in her visions of blow jobs and anal.

Sniff!

Posted by: Cheri at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (oiNtH)

70 I have some sympathy for some porn starlettes. They get used up pretty hard and thrown aside. It seems like almost all of them were abused as children. Then there are girls like the one that Charlie Sheen gave AIDS to, as he does. I think most of them feel pretty trapped in their role and once you're in the industry too far, where else do you go?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (39g3+)

71 Mandingo!

Posted by: Mandingo at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (HgMAr)

72 Admit Ace, that is from an unproduced script you had written as a back-up in case the whole blogging thing didn't pan out.

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (p0nVR)

73 She should be careful what she wishes for; she might end up literally sucking dick literally for nickles to pay off her greed- and hubris-driven debts.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (Evws/)

74 thought stormy didn't do butt stuff?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (KP5rU)

75 You rubes don't get it! Porn isn't about the orgasm, it's about the emotion! You gotta keep 'em glued to their seats even after they blow their wad. It's art!

Posted by: Jack Horner at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (oZ6kz)

76 I hear Stormy's been trying to reach Avenatti, but the phone booth he was using just got torn down...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (miE9U)

77 "I had no idea what I was getting myself into," she told the audience, referring to the ongoing scandal.

You thought you could make a sensational, sex-based charge against someone who was running for POTUS, a someone who just so happens to be a decades-long media personality in his own right and known internationally, and consequently a someone with vast financial resources at his disposal (something you obviously knew about), and that it would all just go swimingly for you?

You certainly found the right career path.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 04:10 PM (NYS7S)

78 >>>67 33 Are we all just ignoring that the Oxford Union Debating Society apparently thought it was a good idea to bring Stormy Daniels in to talk?

I didn't notice, actually. I bleeped over that part.

Thanks for pointing that out.

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:10 PM (PbpT7)

79 Yeah, I bet this whole affair has really hurt her reputation at the Oxford Debate Society too.

Posted by: Clam Man at November 19, 2018 04:10 PM (VpIIl)

80 RLM hasn't said anything that wasn't common knowledge at the time.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 19, 2018 04:10 PM (iypsv)

81 Oxford Union Masturbating Society??

Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2018 04:10 PM (Evws/)

82 70 I think most of them feel pretty trapped in their role and once you're in the industry too far, where else do you go?
---------------
Chipotle is hiring.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 04:10 PM (2LelM)

83 Stormy direction;

"Can you moan like really loud? The mics are still picking up the traffic on the 118 and the leaf blowers down the block"

Posted by: kbdabear at November 19, 2018 04:10 PM (0Ntuf)

84 It was a dark and...rainy night?

Posted by: Stormy Daniels' Pen at November 19, 2018 04:10 PM (55VNs)

85 Back in the 80's, you actually had plots.
Most pornos had 4 or 5 sex scenes of about 10 min and the rest of the film was filled out with...movie stuff. Some of it was pretty good, like the John Leslie-directed stuff.

MOST of that is gone now. I don't know if the Stormy-directed stuff has relationship building scenes and setup or not.

I'm willing to do the research, in case someone has grant money floating around.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:04 PM (bcbK


I've got a reasonably substantial collection of 70's and 80's movies. They were actually movies with plot, dialog and acting. Some were downright entertaining.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 04:10 PM (F4u7C)

86 Never seen porn, Just seen sexy bits of undress in film. I would imagine that a porn version of a great written classic might be kind of interesting, "It is far, far better thing I do than I have ever done before...." However, I imagine porn takes itself way too seriously to be amusing in a way that some literature is,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 04:10 PM (AllCR)

87 22 So now we know why Ace is always tired and late.



He has a second career as a porn screen writer.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 04:05 PM (UsCnO)

CABLE GUY: I'm here to put in your cable system.

STORMY: Is it BROADBAND?

CABLE GUY: Why don't you see how BROAD it is?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 04:10 PM (RD7QR)

88 Pretty sure domestic abuse is not a firing offense in the Dem party. Look at Sherrod Brown or Keith Ellison....

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2018 04:10 PM (eSx+E)

89 Shorter version: I had 300K but, like an idiot, I decided to be a hog and try to get some more cash, but, instead, I got slaughtered.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 19, 2018 04:10 PM (qC1Sy)

90 67 33 Are we all just ignoring that the Oxford Union Debating Society apparently thought it was a good idea to bring Stormy Daniels in to talk?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 19, 2018 04:06 PM (OJXf7)

yeah, that's what jumped out at me too.
Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (7HtZB)

Meh. It's England. It's in its death spiral now until Big Brother or Big Allah take the whole place over.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:10 PM (bcbK8)

91 "Nubiles and Babes usually starts out with a pretty girl, set to music. The sex comes later, with no set up.

Sometimes the first half the video is the best half.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (bcbK "

So it's like a Russ Meyer movie, just add penetration?

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:11 PM (oZ6kz)

92 whatever, chick.

Posted by: concrete girl at November 19, 2018 04:11 PM (9ORmh)

93 guess she will have to unveil her new silent porn movies.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:11 PM (MTjB1)

94 >>>Plumber porn is classier than pizza delivery guy porn.

Teacher/Schoolgirl porn is educational. Literally.

Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2018 04:11 PM (kc+Bd)

95 What part of

NON DISCLOSURE

is so difficult to understand?

Posted by: rd at November 19, 2018 04:11 PM (xFmWK)

96 Maybe she was writing some sort of "House of Cards" multi-layered political thriller. With hardcore nudity and full penetration.

Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2018 04:11 PM (7HtZB)

97 "I had no idea what I was getting myself into,"

That's what he said

Posted by: 29Victor at November 19, 2018 04:11 PM (BJKQV)

98 thought stormy didn't do butt stuff?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (KP5rU)


"Here's $500"
"Sorry, I don't do butt stuff"
"Here's $1000"
"Let me get my strap-on"
...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 04:11 PM (miE9U)

99 It was a dark and...humid night?

Posted by: Stormy Daniels' Pen at November 19, 2018 04:11 PM (55VNs)

100 In fairness, she probably has lost out on that career of putting large, exotic vegetables up her but...

Posted by: Clam Man at November 19, 2018 04:11 PM (VpIIl)

101

EM SAUTEED MUSHROOMS FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at November 19, 2018 04:11 PM (a6fvI)

102 Are we all just ignoring that the Oxford Union Debating Society apparently thought it was a good idea to bring Stormy Daniels in to talk?

I didn't notice, actually. I bleeped over that part.

Thanks for pointing that out.
Posted by: ace


Think of how many people have been banned from Britain. And they let her in.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2018 04:11 PM (Z04f8)

103 Then there are the movies that are supposed to be serious art but are just porn with a bigger budget, like Nymphomaniac and 9 1/2 Songs. Full on porn down to the money shot, but shown in art theaters.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2018 04:11 PM (39g3+)

104 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (39g3+)

Yes, it's ghastly for some of them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 04:11 PM (AllCR)

105 Never seen porn, Just seen sexy bits of undress in film. I would imagine that a porn version of a great written classic might be kind of interesting, "It is far, far better thing I do than I have ever done before...." However, I imagine porn takes itself way too seriously to be amusing in a way that some literature is,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at N




no

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:11 PM (MTjB1)

106 Stormy's classic writing prose is always the same: Blowjob-Missionary-Cowgirl-Reverse Cowgirl-Doggie-Facial-lather-rinse-repeat

Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2018 04:12 PM (9rXxD)

107 It was a dark and...foggy night?

Posted by: Stormy Daniels' Pen at November 19, 2018 04:12 PM (55VNs)

108 76 I hear Stormy's been trying to reach Avenatti, but the phone booth he was using just got torn down... shot up

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (miE9U)

FIFY

Posted by: kbdabear at November 19, 2018 04:12 PM (0Ntuf)

109 The earliest representation of a human.... naked woman, giant breasts, avec genitalia.... 40k years ago.... so yeah....

Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 04:12 PM (ffWPP)

110 CLOSE UP SHOT AS ORANGE MAN ENTERS ROOM:
Orange Man: You shlong her first Barack, I'll follow in about 8 years.
BARACK ENTERS HILLARY:
Barack: I am thinking of your husband.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 19, 2018 04:12 PM (r+sAi)

111 Who is Stormy kidding when she says she's against violence against woman? I spanked that flabby ass every chance I got and she loved it, cried out for more. I also made her eat my ass and she loved that too!

Posted by: Creepy Porn Lawyer at November 19, 2018 04:12 PM (xWzjc)

112 she will be firing up the ass smoothie franchise again.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:12 PM (MTjB1)

113 She fucked up a career in porn and stripping, so original. There are 1001 ways to flame out of the sex industry none of them are good for you. The crash and burn for her was just a matter of time. I see an OD in her future. Sad. She should repent and find a real job before this one kills her.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 19, 2018 04:12 PM (0OmEj)

114 She should be careful what she wishes for; she might end up literally sucking dick literally for nickles to pay off her greed- and hubris-driven debts.

Are the nickels symbolic? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Shep! at November 19, 2018 04:12 PM (hSQF+)

115 It's symbolic.
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:03 PM (PbpT7)

The scrambled eggs represent the age old psychic dissonance between the respective Weltanschauungen of Freud, Jung, and Adler.

The tossed salads represent eating butts.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 19, 2018 04:12 PM (AURKQ)

116

Donald Trump sex scandal has "completely destroyed" Stormy Daniels' writing and directing career, the adult film actress told members of the Oxford Union debating society Thursday evening.



Ironically an aging porn star invited to speak at a meeting of the Oxford Union debating society would be an excellent plot line for a porn movie.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 19, 2018 04:12 PM (TAmPV)

117 kbdabear, thanks ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 04:12 PM (miE9U)

118 106 Stormy's classic writing prose is always the same: Blowjob-Missionary-Cowgirl-Reverse Cowgirl-Doggie-Facial-lather-rinse-repeat
Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2018 04:12 PM (9rXxD)

It's best to stick with the classics.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:13 PM (bcbK8)

119 meh

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 19, 2018 04:13 PM (NuA1h)

120 The whole butt eating thing made me uncomfortable.
Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 04:02 PM (F4u7C)

Obviously, not Sponge-worthy then.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2018 04:13 PM (Evws/)

121 Ok. This is just a softball.

67 33 Are we all just ignoring that the Oxford Union Debating Society apparently thought it was a good idea to bring Stormy Daniels in to talk?

I didn't notice, actually. I bleeped over that part.

Thanks for pointing that out.
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:10 PM (PbpT7)


They are seeking to be come Master Debaters.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2018 04:13 PM (0tfLf)

122 Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him well!
Now fuck me hard!!!
Posted by: tu3031 at November 19, 2018 04:03 PM


Come Ophelia-up I have a different bone that you need attend.

We all know what Lady Macbeth was trying to wash off her hands too. It wasn't blood.

Posted by: Flyguy at November 19, 2018 04:13 PM (3sOO0)

123 82 70 I think most of them feel pretty trapped in their role and once you're in the industry too far, where else do you go?
---------------
Chipotle is hiring.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 04:10 PM (2LelM)

Speaking of shitshows...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 04:13 PM (NWiLs)

124 88
Pretty sure domestic abuse is not a firing offense in the Dem party. Look at Sherrod Brown or Keith Ellison....


Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2018 04:10 PM (eSx+E)



When we beat our women, they stay in line and vote Demo!

Posted by: Brown and Ellison, keeping their women in line since 1988 at November 19, 2018 04:13 PM (UsCnO)

125 Got it!

It was a big black cock.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels' Pen at November 19, 2018 04:13 PM (55VNs)

126 Never seen porn, Just seen sexy bits of undress in film. I would imagine that a porn version of a great written classic might be kind of interesting, "It is far, far better thing I do than I have ever done before...." However, I imagine porn takes itself way too seriously to be amusing in a way that some literature is,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


"Once more into the breach, once more, lest we fill it........

Posted by: The ancient bard had to make the rent too at November 19, 2018 04:13 PM (Z04f8)

127 I read somewhere about a company that would go into homes that were being built and shown for real estate, and do a film there while nobody was around. Fully dressed and staged homes, bedding, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2018 04:13 PM (39g3+)

128 I would imagine that a porn version of a great written classic might be kind of interesting,


My ex confessed that she liked the "Emanuelle" series of movies. I bought her a box set one year and they aren't bad. Not graphic and with a plot.

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 04:13 PM (/hTUk)

129 Maybe Stormy could hire Stacey Abrams for a little help writing scripts. I hear she's available.

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2018 04:13 PM (HgMAr)

130 With all the money Stormy now owed PDT's lawyers, she'll be workin' the pole 'til she's 80. THAT'LL be fun to watch...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 04:13 PM (miE9U)

131 Fast-Forward was developed with porn tape watchers in mind

Posted by: kbdabear at November 19, 2018 04:14 PM (0Ntuf)

132 She should repent and find a real job before this one kills her.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 19, 2018 04:12 PM (0OmEj)

I disagree with your premises.

Posted by: Senator Jenna Jameson at November 19, 2018 04:14 PM (AURKQ)

133 Willowed:
Just saw a hilarious headline at Breitbart.

Stormy Daniels: Donald Trump 'completely destroyed' my porn screenwriting career.
===============================
The headline at Town Hall just said "career." She was traveling around to titty bars, being a "headliner." the last report I saw, she chucked a guy's wallet in his face for some infraction. That's her "career": doing table dances at Roxy's in Sauget, Illinois.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 19, 2018 04:14 PM (ty7RM)

134 Stormy also said Trump cut into her musical career of film soundtracks.

Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2018 04:14 PM (9rXxD)

135 That's the thing about a shark. They got black eyes, lifeless eyes, like a dolls eyes! Now fuck me hard!!

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at November 19, 2018 04:14 PM (sf1AO)

136 113 She fucked up a career in porn and stripping, so original. There are 1001 ways to flame out of the sex industry none of them are good for you. The crash and burn for her was just a matter of time. I see an OD in her future. Sad. She should repent and find a real job before this one kills her.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 19, 2018 04:12 PM (0OmEj)

Once you do porn, you have almost no chance at any other career.

I can't tell you how many girls I know who tried to go straight but couldn't go into their chosen career of teacher or even dental hygienist. Porn is the Scarlet Letter, still.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:14 PM (bcbK8)

137 Please please dont eat my butt.

Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 04:14 PM (B9BVe)

138 133 Willowed:
Just saw a hilarious headline at Breitbart.

Stormy Daniels: Donald Trump 'completely destroyed' my porn screenwriting career.
===============================
The headline at Town Hall just said "career." She was traveling around to titty bars, being a "headliner." the last report I saw, she chucked a guy's wallet in his face for some infraction. That's her "career": doing table dances at Roxy's in Sauget, Illinois.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 19, 2018 04:14 PM (ty7RM)

===========

Sounds like a life in porn leads only to great places.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 04:14 PM (XSSCs)

139 106; stormy, always blazing new territory. instead of the old in and out, stormy has them do the out and in. i think she's dyslexic.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 19, 2018 04:14 PM (KP5rU)

140 "I had no idea what I was getting myself into," she told the audience

In many ways this is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 19, 2018 04:15 PM (Z216Q)

141 I seem to recall both she and Avenatti were previously bragging about taking out Trump --- getting him out of office.


Ya know, when you take it upon yourself to destroy a presidency, to remove someone whom 60+million people voted for? F#$@ your destroyed life. You did this to yourself.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2018 04:15 PM (W+vEI)

142
Stormy Daniels starring in Masterdebater

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 19, 2018 04:15 PM (TAmPV)

143 Another bit I read was a porn producer complaining that nobody buys full length bits any more, they just download a 5-10 minute scene at a time. Usually for free, since the Internet Is For Porn, as Avenue Q taught us.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2018 04:15 PM (39g3+)

144 99 It was a dark and...humid night?
Posted by: Stormy Daniels' Pen at November 19, 2018 04:11 PM (55VNs)

---------------

I think that's Miss Lewinski's line.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 19, 2018 04:15 PM (qC1Sy)

145 Rochelle ,Rochelle:A Young Girls Strange Erotic Journey From Milan to Minsk

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 04:15 PM (BXMxN)

146 A shark once ate my butt.

It wasn't great.

Posted by: Quint at November 19, 2018 04:15 PM (PbpT7)

147 81
Oxford Union Masturbating Society??
Ok, continue.............

Posted by: Shep Smith at November 19, 2018 04:15 PM (UsCnO)

148 Irreparable damage, I'd say. Clear-cut.

She should get Acosta's judge so she can start shooting porn at the White House.

Posted by: t-bird at November 19, 2018 04:15 PM (Z1eux)

149 Stormy has nuance. She inserts bits of both the Appolonian and Dionysian. Her framing of double penetration is Kubruckian in its attention to detail. Can you not see how the woman being railed by two dicks at once is a veiled metaphor for the dual pressures of being both mother goddess and sex devil forced upon her by the unflinching forces of patriarchal globalization?

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:15 PM (oZ6kz)

150 No wonder she is in porn. Unsuitable for any other career other than getting her holes reamed.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 19, 2018 04:16 PM (NuA1h)

151 Ironically an aging porn star invited to speak at a meeting of the Oxford Union debating society would be an excellent plot line for a porn movie.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 19, 2018 04:12 PM (TAmPV)
++++++++++++
That is true. And she would never think of it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2018 04:16 PM (I2dne)

152 >>>they just download a 5-10 minute scene at a time.

two minutes is plenty

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:16 PM (PbpT7)

153 128 I would imagine that a porn version of a great written classic might be kind of interesting,


My ex confessed that she liked the "Emanuelle" series of movies. I bought her a box set one year and they aren't bad. Not graphic and with a plot.
Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 04:13 PM (/hTUk)

John Leslie did a porn version of Beauty and the Beast that was good. I think there was an Alice in Wonderland porno that was actually well-made.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:16 PM (bcbK8)

154 guess she has to do the stormy vs the 300 movies.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:16 PM (MTjB1)

155 Once you do porn, you have almost no chance at any other career.

Its kind of sad, really, because a girl like Ginger Lynn who was in porn was in some small bits like the Wing Commander game, and she did pretty good. Its not like none of them could ever POSSIBLY act, or that Hollywood is somehow too pure and moral to permit a porn actress in their midst. I don't understand the wall of division at all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2018 04:17 PM (39g3+)

156 149 Stormy has nuance. She inserts bits of both the Appolonian and Dionysian. Her framing of double penetration is Kubruckian in its attention to detail. Can you not see how the woman being railed by two dicks at once is a veiled metaphor for the dual pressures of being both mother goddess and sex devil forced upon her by the unflinching forces of patriarchal globalization?
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:15 PM (oZ6kz)

*applauds*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:17 PM (bcbK8)

157 > She chose to become a tool of a political operation. She deserves to get bankrupt.

In five years, she'll be giving BJs for sips of cheap vodka in an alley behind a bus station.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 04:17 PM (vOkuK)

158 Porn is pretty much Never about humor. Porn is for fantasizing, and wish fulfillment.

Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 04:17 PM (ffWPP)

159
I'm still waiting on Teh Ewok's script for Saffron: Intergalactic Space Whore.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2018 04:17 PM (veoSD)

160 She fucked up a career in porn and stripping, so original. There are
1001 ways to flame out of the sex industry none of them are good for
you.

Yeah, but how many people can claim that the President of the United States destroyed their porn careers? Like....one?

Posted by: tu3031 at November 19, 2018 04:17 PM (sf1AO)

161 With all the money Stormy now owed PDT's lawyers, she'll be workin' the pole 'til she's 80. THAT'LL be fun to watch...
=======================
I think not. She really has an unfortunate body. Sloppy fake cans, a "slab" gut, presumably w/baby damage, and a lot of sag elsewhere.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 19, 2018 04:17 PM (ty7RM)

162 guess she has to do the stormy vs the 300 movies.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:16 PM (MTjB1)


"Watch Stormy catch all 300 arrows in her cooter"

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 04:17 PM (miE9U)

163 "GUY DICKENS" - I laughed a little too hard at this.

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 19, 2018 04:17 PM (Xvo1a)

164 Poor Stormy. She hitched her star to CPL and failed miserably and now she wants what? Pity?

Didn't see her daughter for 4 months while running around the country according to her soon to be ex-husband and even had plans to take her daughter on the road with her next porn adventure which her husband petitioned the court to stop and he is asking for full custody. I hope her daughter has good people around her as she grows up and learns about mom's career.

Posted by: Cheri at November 19, 2018 04:18 PM (oiNtH)

165 Please don't shove tangerines up your butthole and shoot them out. It will ruin.... Too late.

Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 04:18 PM (B9BVe)

166 Nice to see the Oxford Union debating society keeping things classy.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 19, 2018 04:18 PM (xqfqx)

167 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (39g3+)

It's fast, if not "easy", money but it absolutely takes years off their lives and they're pretty much out of work by, at most, the time they hit 25. Then what? Who knows. There's literally 100's of videos of you doing all sorts of stuff out there for anyone to see. How do you manage a "normal" life after that?

The stats I saw about the girls who go into pron are along the lines of 60% were sexually abused (it's 25% for the population as a whole), and of those way more than half were abused by a family member. Nearly 2/3 admit to having "Daddy Issues". They're a mess, and the lure of the quick money and "glamor" (yeah, it's perceived that way to some 18-19 year olds) are a very attractive way out.

The people who pimp them deserve a very, very special place in hell.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 04:18 PM (NYS7S)

168 Never about humor. Porn is for fantasizing, and wish fulfillment.
Posted by: kraken at N




so the ont is porn?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:18 PM (MTjB1)

169 guess she has to do the stormy vs the 300 movies.
Posted by: yankeefifth

After appearing as: The Guns of Navarone!

Posted by: The ancient bard had to make the rent too at November 19, 2018 04:18 PM (Z04f8)

170 Brave Sir Robin, people will watch just out of the pity factor.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 04:18 PM (miE9U)

171 SAD !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 19, 2018 04:18 PM (tSXzq)

172 Stormy is the Francis Ford Coppola of porn now.

She'll be taking shit jobs for decades in order to pay her creditors.

She'll probably produce more watchable stuff than Jack, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 04:18 PM (XSSCs)

173 What's funny is that her acting isn't even very good.

Uh, from what I've heard.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 19, 2018 04:19 PM (Uiz/V)

174 Which of her profiles looked better whilst coated in gooey splashes of semen?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 19, 2018 04:19 PM (NuA1h)

175 7 33 Are we all just ignoring that the Oxford Union Debating Society apparently thought it was a good idea to bring Stormy Daniels in to talk?

I didn't notice, actually. I bleeped over that part.

======

tonight, in a continuing series of "Thesis: orangemanbad, take 1227, we bring you a random chick who will help establish Orangemanbad"

Also tonight, "why are conservatives so anti-intellectual, a review of a series of Kurt Schlickter tweets in which he answers thought provoking sick burns with 'your mom' jokes"

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:19 PM (7J5t2)

176 It was a dark and moist night...

Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2018 04:19 PM (Evws/)

177 Please don't shove tangerines up your butthole and shoot them out. It will ruin.... Too late.
Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 04:18 PM (B9BVe)


That's a Tangerine Nightmare right there... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 04:19 PM (miE9U)

178 BREAKING: Porn actress' may have misjudged effects of TDS involvement, being a professional skank

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 19, 2018 04:19 PM (AM1GF)

179 well, hard not to feel some sympathy for her. she went from bad to worse.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:19 PM (MTjB1)

180 168

so the ont is porn?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:18 PM (MTjB1)

At times, mebbe... not Sasha Grey quality, of course.....

Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 04:19 PM (ffWPP)

181 91 "Nubiles and Babes usually starts out with a pretty girl, set to music. The sex comes later, with no set up.

Sometimes the first half the video is the best half.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (bcbK "

So it's like a Russ Meyer movie, just add penetration?
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:11 PM (oZ6kz)

Yeah, kind of. Or Andrew Blake. He did a LOT of Art Porn back in the day but the second unit guy always did the hardcore scenes. He didn't like to watch that, ironically.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:20 PM (bcbK8)

182 Wait. People watch porn with the sound on?

Posted by: Clam Man at November 19, 2018 04:20 PM (VpIIl)

183 > Once you do porn, you have almost no chance at any other career.


Didn't Sylvester Stallone do some porn early on?

Maybe he's the exception.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 04:20 PM (vOkuK)

184 Resolved, Stormy is an old horse faced whore with bad fake tits and a so-so mom bod...discuss:

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:20 PM (7J5t2)

185 >>The people who pimp them deserve a very, very special place in hell.


And people like Kim Kardashian who leveraged a home porno into a career. A lot of these idiots think they pull off the same trick.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2018 04:20 PM (W+vEI)

186 The headline at Town Hall just said "career." She was traveling around to titty bars, being a "headliner." the last report I saw, she chucked a guy's wallet in his face for some infraction. That's her "career": doing table dances at Roxy's in Sauget, Illinois.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 19, 2018 04:14 PM (ty7RM)

---------------

A pron actress taking on a multi billionaire, popular President had negative ramifications for her career. Who could have possibly seen that coming?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 04:20 PM (ffYR/)

187 183 > Once you do porn, you have almost no chance at any other career.


Didn't Sylvester Stallone do some porn early on?

Maybe he's the exception.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 04:20 PM (vOkuK)

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It's his acting ability.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 04:20 PM (XSSCs)

188 I just have to know whether Stormy gave out lap dances after her speech at the Oxford Union Debating Society. Who'd she debate anyways? Some guys ass?

Posted by: Worc1 at November 19, 2018 04:20 PM (xWzjc)

189
I DON'T DO BUTT STUFF!!!!

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at November 19, 2018 04:20 PM (f1Vqw)

190 Some one needs to tell Stormy the future is Tentacle Porn.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 04:20 PM (2LelM)

191 No, really you don't have to drink toilet water and lick the bowl clean. It's really not necessary and you won't get paid extra.

Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 04:21 PM (B9BVe)

192 I think not. She really has an unfortunate body. Sloppy fake cans, a "slab" gut, presumably w/baby damage, and a lot of sag elsewhere.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 19, 2018 04:17 PM (ty7RM)
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What's really bad, though is the giant tattoo she has around her side and covers part of her stomach. Pictures I've seen, looks like a massive bruise.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 19, 2018 04:21 PM (qC1Sy)

193 Its kind of sad, really, because a girl like Ginger Lynn who was in porn was in some small bits like the Wing Commander game,
===========================
I think she's one of the few survivors. IIRC, she married a (low-level) producer for direct to video movies, and he got her legit roles.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 19, 2018 04:21 PM (ty7RM)

194 like Kim Kardashian who leveraged a home porno into a career. A lot of these idiots think they pull off the same trick.
Posted by: Lizzy at N




well, the need to have their mom manage their career and shoot the porn.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:21 PM (MTjB1)

195 Oh I dunno - Ginger Lynn Allen did a good job in Wing Commander III and WC Prophecy.

But then went back to her roots, alas.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 19, 2018 04:21 PM (Uiz/V)

196 So a porn actress can't go to vocational school, after she quits... did not know that.

Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 04:21 PM (ffWPP)

197 I actually paid cash money for a couple of the Star Wars porn parodies.

They were fun. Sex scenes in character and costume (the Luke x Leia scene was hilarious) and the non-sex scenes had some good comic timing and impersonations.

Recommended for pervert morons who are into Star Wars.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:21 PM (bcbK8)

198 >>The whole butt eating thing made me uncomfortable.


>It's symbolic.


The Butt is his Soul.

She's trying to eat his Soul.

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2018 04:21 PM (4AIdF)

199 > The stats I saw about the girls who go into pron are along the lines of 60% were sexually abused (it's 25% for the population as a whole)

I have no idea about the 60%, but the 25% is a feminazi garbage number.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 04:21 PM (vOkuK)

200 Tentacle Pron is so yesterday...

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2018 04:21 PM (famYS)

201 Pron movies have scripts?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2018 04:02 PM (OLCnA)

Just one. they only change the costumes...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 19, 2018 04:21 PM (8D42x)

202 Once you do porn, you have almost no chance at any other career.

====

well, the career path is slut, stripper, pron, webhost, milf, failed director, political commentator.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:21 PM (7J5t2)

203 What's really bad, though is the giant tattoo she has around her side and covers part of her stomach. Pictures I've seen, looks like a massive bruise.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at N




well, it covers the scars.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:22 PM (MTjB1)

204 You never mess with classic porn story structure. It goes exposition, rising dick, missionary, denouement, falling dick, climax.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:22 PM (oZ6kz)

205 ...at the end it just cuts to a lone fapper. Who appears to be injured.

Posted by: Jerry at November 19, 2018 04:22 PM (4AIdF)

206 > Ginger Lynn Allen did a good job in Wing Commander III and WC Prophecy.

She was super cute in her younger days.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 04:22 PM (vOkuK)

207 Any parent who gets their kid into porn should be beaten within an inch of their life.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 19, 2018 04:22 PM (VpIIl)

208
or that Hollywood is somehow too pure and moral to permit a porn actress in their midst. I don't understand the wall of division at all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2018 04:17 PM (39g3+)








Especially since it's become increasingly chic for mainstream actresses to push the envelope by getting more and more graphic in regards to simulated sex on-screen. Down to doing simulated pop-shots.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2018 04:22 PM (veoSD)

209 Ya know, when you take it upon yourself to destroy a presidency, to remove someone whom 60+million people voted for? F#$@ your destroyed life. You did this to yourself.

Posted by: Lizzy

Still waiting for unfunny hack Tom Arnold and all of his supposed recorded tapes showing Trump as a racist and misogynist. Related, glad to see the Roseanne show tanked without its star. Karma.

Posted by: Cheri at November 19, 2018 04:22 PM (oiNtH)

210 196 So a porn actress can't go to vocational school, after she quits... did not know that.

Well, nothing stopping them. Except that their classmates are among the general population perhaps more likely than not to have seen her previous, uh, work. Which could be... disruptive. Eh?

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 04:22 PM (NYS7S)

211 O'l Stormy was at the Lumberyard in Des Moines earlier this fall, mostly attended frat boys for the "I was there" and the "beer was cheap" factor.

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 04:23 PM (/hTUk)

212 #128 You'll have to get your wife the following one to complete her/your collection, IP

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077300/?ref_=tt_urv

[safe for work]

Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2018 04:23 PM (Evws/)

213 195 Oh I dunno - Ginger Lynn Allen did a good job in Wing Commander III and WC Prophecy.

But then went back to her roots, alas.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 19, 2018 04:21 PM (Uiz/V)


R. Bolla was good in the first "Spiderman" movie. Nice guy in real life too.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 04:23 PM (/9p9e)

214 209 Still waiting for unfunny hack Tom Arnold and all of his supposed recorded tapes showing Trump as a racist and misogynist. Related, glad to see the Roseanne show tanked without its star. Karma.
Posted by: Cheri at November 19, 2018 04:22 PM (oiNtH)

=============

Apparently the VP who made the sacking decision just got sacked.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 04:23 PM (XSSCs)

215 You guys remember the end of War and Peace, when Nikolai doesn't want to marry Marya, because it would seem like he was marrying for money after the Rostovs fell on hard times?

But then, he changes his mind after Marya eats his butt?

I think that's how it went, anyway.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 04:23 PM (AzW6q)

216 168 Never about humor. Porn is for fantasizing, and wish fulfillment.
Posted by: kraken at N




so the ont is porn?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:18 PM (MTjB1)

Yeah, can't you hear the "bow-chicka-wow-wow" when KBdabear posts?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 04:23 PM (RD7QR)

217 199 > The stats I saw about the girls who go into pron are along the lines of 60% were sexually abused (it's 25% for the population as a whole)

I have no idea about the 60%, but the 25% is a feminazi garbage number.

========

I think those are in the old days, where some chicks were doing it for heroin.

Now, you listen to these girls talk, it's:

1. nymphos who started really early
2. really hot dumb girls who are easily led
3. sorta hot psychopaths who just don't care

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:23 PM (7J5t2)

218 Her vagina was SULTRY.

Posted by: Mama From Throw Mama From the Train, Correcting Billy Kristol's Porn Script at November 19, 2018 04:24 PM (PbpT7)

219 Donald Trump sex scandal has "completely destroyed" Stormy Daniels' writing and directing career, the adult film actress told members of the Oxford Union debating society Thursday evening.


_____


Uhm, remind me again who violated an agreement and made it public?
My memory's going ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 19, 2018 04:24 PM (JsG7X)

220 185 >>The people who pimp them deserve a very, very special place in hell.


And people like Kim Kardashian who leveraged a home porno into a career. A lot of these idiots think they pull off the same trick.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2018 04:20 PM (W+vEI)

It's was a anal scene as well.

Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 04:24 PM (B9BVe)

221 There was a girl I worked with that one of the younger guys found on Porn Hub. Good thing she was a temp. What a distraction that was.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 19, 2018 04:24 PM (VpIIl)

222 206 > Ginger Lynn Allen did a good job in Wing Commander III and WC Prophecy.

She was super cute in her younger days.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 04:22 PM (vOkuK)

Jah, like a young Meg Ryan.

She got into it for the sex. Stayed in it, mostly due to drugs, then got out when she stopped enjoying it.

...

Then couldn't get more than a handful of straight roles, got divorced and went back to porn again.

Sad.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:24 PM (bcbK8)

223 some girl who was in porn gave an interview where she said something along the lines of "well, you make good money but you are getting fucked. so if you do not mind getting fucked lots it is good."

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:24 PM (MTjB1)

224 38 I see someone has seen Salad Tossers 6.
Ace...looking at you now...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:06 PM (bcbK

Well, 1 through 5 really sucked. Whups, gave away the plot.

Posted by: West at November 19, 2018 04:24 PM (7Fa8Y)

225 201 Pron movies have scripts?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2018 04:02 PM (OLCnA)

Just one. they only change the costumes...
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 19, 2018 04:21 PM (8D42x)


I always thought it was like:

JOHNNY WADD: Oooh!
SEKA: Aaah!
JOHNNY WADD: Oooh!
SEKA: Aaah!
JOHNNY WADD: Oooh!
SEKA: Aaah!

But it's really more like "The Aristocrats!" played out.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 04:24 PM (/9p9e)

226 >>Still waiting for unfunny hack Tom Arnold and all of his supposed recorded tapes showing Trump as a racist and misogynist. Related, glad to see the Roseanne show tanked without its star. Karma.



Did you see that the ABC network head who was so swift to cancel Rosanne just announced she's resigning after less than 2 years. Channing Dungey. Buh-byeeee!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2018 04:24 PM (W+vEI)

227 191 No, really you don't have to drink toilet water and lick the bowl clean. It's really not necessary and you won't get paid extra.
Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 04:21 PM (B9BVe)

Said no dog ever

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2018 04:24 PM (aA3+G)

228 218 Her vagina was SULTRY.
Posted by: Mama From Throw Mama From the Train, Correcting Billy Kristol's Porn Script at November 19, 2018 04:24 PM (PbpT7)

Nice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:24 PM (bcbK8)

229
Stormy hasn't aged well at all. This whole thing was just her attempt to get back on top.

She's no Julia Ann. Or Lisa Ann.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 19, 2018 04:24 PM (f1Vqw)

230 meanwhile, talking about damaged folks ... consider the number of teens and such in hollywood who've gotten ahead from being harveyized by the elite power brokers there.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:24 PM (7J5t2)

231 💩venatti will need to do some porn to pay his rent. Is there breakup porn?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at November 19, 2018 04:25 PM (hSQF+)

232 And all Ms. Sloppy Daniels had to do to stop all of these tragic occurrences would have been . . . ?

Simply to adhere to the written contract she previously negotiated with Mr. Trump, which she breached.

Sad.

So much "pain" and "anguish" and "proximately-caused monetary damages easily foreseen by my opponent and also easily quantifiable".

*fans self*

I must get a tissue. The poor, poor dear.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 19, 2018 04:25 PM (k2Hcx)

233 Stormy Daniels is Sausage Party II: I Ate Ewe?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2018 04:25 PM (famYS)

234 'Let Them Eat Butt' - Shit Marie Antoinette Sadi, Vol. I

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2018 04:25 PM (4AIdF)

235 I find Stormy attractive. I can find something attractive in any women.

The fact that she knows how to handle a man is positive, the fact that she has handled so many is a negative. I'm reasonable.

When people say she is not good looking, they are wrong. Virtuous but wrong. 10 years ago even hotter. FYNQ.

Posted by: nip at November 19, 2018 04:25 PM (DfGpI)

236 >>>The Butt is his Soul.

She's trying to eat his Soul.

...

oh I get it, it's like Pulp Fiction but with buttholes.

Posted by: ace the cineaste at November 19, 2018 04:25 PM (PbpT7)

237 226 >>Still waiting for unfunny hack Tom Arnold and all of his supposed recorded tapes showing Trump as a racist and misogynist. Related, glad to see the Roseanne show tanked without its star. Karma.



Did you see that the ABC network head who was so swift to cancel Rosanne just announced she's resigning after less than 2 years. Channing Dungey. Buh-byeeee!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2018 04:24 PM (W+vEI)

============

Will it be a lesson to the rest of Hollywood?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 04:25 PM (XSSCs)

238 Being a porn actress is sort of like being a mafia hitman. It clings to you and follows you around.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 19, 2018 04:25 PM (NuA1h)

239 210


She would have to be remarkable looking to be noticed.

And all of our talk is always about female porn actresses.... odd that we NEVER talk about male actors.... guess they aren't worth talking about, or just immune to the issues of the women.

Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 04:25 PM (ffWPP)

240 oh right, and 4. recently divorced milfs who just don't give a shit anymore.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:25 PM (7J5t2)

241 Plumber porn is classier than pizza delivery guy porn.
Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (BXMxN)

At least they can still get work.

Posted by: Telephone Repair Porn Guy at November 19, 2018 04:25 PM (7XeOt)

242 So a porn actress can't go to vocational school, after she quits... did not know that.

Well, nothing stopping them. Except that their classmates are among the general population perhaps more likely than not to have seen her previous, uh, work. Which could be... disruptive. Eh?
Posted by: DocJ

And facial recognition technology is going to make this worse.

Remember that selfie that got loose, was uploaded/hacked and posted? It can and will get spotted, run through this and cross referenced with Facebook and ta-da! That supposedly lost picture now has a name and contact information attached.

Posted by: The ancient bard had to make the rent too at November 19, 2018 04:25 PM (Z04f8)

243 I thought David Duchovney was in porn before he landed the X-Files.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2018 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)

244 Breaking: Woman Touches Hot Burner on Stove, Complains of Blisters.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 19, 2018 04:26 PM (R85nB)

245 >>>Nice
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner a

Thanks. That's one of those references where you really hope someone out there gets it.

Posted by: ace the cineaste at November 19, 2018 04:26 PM (PbpT7)

246 185
>>The people who pimp them deserve a very, very special place in hell.





And people like Kim Kardashian who leveraged a home porno into a
career. A lot of these idiots think they pull off the same trick.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2018 04:20 PM (W+vEI)


Except that Stormy didn't have her mom pimping her out.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 04:26 PM (UsCnO)

247 'I'm here to fix the cable.'

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2018 04:26 PM (4AIdF)

248 Male porn actors are basically a prop.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 19, 2018 04:26 PM (Uiz/V)

249 Working title: Butt. I'm a Screen Writer

Posted by: Marcus T at November 19, 2018 04:26 PM (VpIIl)

250 202 Once you do porn, you have almost no chance at any other career.

====

well, the career path is slut, stripper, pron, webhost, milf, failed director, political commentator.
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:21 PM (7J5t2)

You forgot decades of escorting/whoring out to your fans.

Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 04:26 PM (B9BVe)

251 some comedian says something like 'Millennials, if they're not taking selfies they're eating ass"

I don't think I've heard that myself, but Diversity and Comics quotes it a lot (without saying who actually said it)

Posted by: ace the cineaste at November 19, 2018 04:26 PM (PbpT7)

252 100 years ago mom kardashian would have run a whorehouse where she worked her daughters.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:27 PM (MTjB1)

253 248 Male porn actors are basically a prop.
--------------------
A prop that squirts a yard of pearls over and over again. These are special guys.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 04:27 PM (2LelM)

254 I 'd say lets have a pity party

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2018 04:27 PM (6VrXf)

255 GUY DICKENS
(sighing)
Thank you. I like having my butt eaten.


See, this is why AoSHQ is my favorite blog.

( *makes dreamy eyes at ace* )

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at November 19, 2018 04:27 PM (jKcAV)

256 >>Will it be a lesson to the rest of Hollywood?


What do you think?
I think not.

She was also the first black tv network president.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2018 04:27 PM (W+vEI)

257 196
So a porn actress can't go to vocational school, after she quits... did not know that.

Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 04:21 PM (ffWPP)

Not even beauty school?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 19, 2018 04:27 PM (jxbfJ)

258 You forgot decades of escorting/whoring out to your fans.


====

I'm sad that I know this, but yep. Isabella Soprano worked for Dennis Hof after her on screen career dried up.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 19, 2018 04:27 PM (Uiz/V)

259 That's Gold baby. Gold!!!!

Posted by: Rando Calrissian at November 19, 2018 04:27 PM (8X9tr)

260 We have some local divorcee MILF's who apparently do some filming of their sexcapades. I swear we are near the end times.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 19, 2018 04:28 PM (VpIIl)

261 some comedian says something like 'Millennials, if they're not taking selfies they're eating ass"

=====

I think that was a series of dialog in the CHiPs movie where recently divorced dude played by Dax was told that today's dating scene is all ass-eating all the time.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:28 PM (7J5t2)

262 Come on guys -

I'm trying to eat some Butt, here!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at November 19, 2018 04:28 PM (4AIdF)

263 So - Movie Thread?

Posted by: Weasel at November 19, 2018 04:28 PM (MVjcR)

264 I am loth to even comment on this thread for fear of getting any stormy on me.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 04:28 PM (bim/x)

265 Being a porn actress is sort of like being a mafia hitman. It clings to you and follows you around.


Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 19, 2018 04:25 PM

---

Being a pron actress clings to you like being sprayed by a skunk.....it follows you around.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 19, 2018 04:28 PM (JUOKG)

266 Julia Ann and Janine were legit model beautiful.

Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 04:28 PM (B9BVe)

267 Late and probably already stated.

She could've enjoyed her status quo AND $130K if she'd had kept her mouth shut.

Posted by: Golfman at November 19, 2018 04:28 PM (GL/05)

268 Opening shot of the second act could be a dream sequence,

...dance of the mushrooms.

Posted by: Rando Calrissian at November 19, 2018 04:29 PM (8X9tr)

269 everyone says the money for pornettes is in escorting not the movies which are more like advertising for their escort services.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:29 PM (MTjB1)

270 I'm eatin' butt here, I'm eatin' butt here!!!

Posted by: Dustin Hoffman in Midnight Buttmunch at November 19, 2018 04:29 PM (PbpT7)

271 > A prop that squirts a yard of pearls over and over again. These are special guys.

Being able to cum on cue is not an easy skill.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 04:29 PM (vOkuK)

272 "CHiPs" was so very bad. So very very bad. Not as bad as "The Meg" though. Which was very very very bad.

Posted by: nip at November 19, 2018 04:30 PM (DfGpI)

273 Stormy will get work as the lead of the new Broadway musical version of Showgirls.

"Caution: first three rows may get... uh..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 04:30 PM (miE9U)

274 'Eating the Butt, Boss'

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2018 04:30 PM (4AIdF)

275 264 I am loth to even comment on this thread for fear of getting any stormy on me.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 04:28 PM (bim/x)


"Don't know why,
ain't no sun up in the sky,
stormy weather..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 04:30 PM (/9p9e)

276 >>>Being able to cum on cue is not an easy skill.

who's cue?

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:30 PM (PbpT7)

277 266 Julia Ann and Janine were legit model beautiful.
Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 04:28 PM (B9BVe)

Janine was one of the most beautiful women I'd ever seen.

She ruined herself. Covered in tats from chin to toes. Something worth writing a psychology thesis over going on there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:30 PM (bcbK8)

278 What a beautiful post!
Pull-its er worthy.

Posted by: Married guys at November 19, 2018 04:30 PM (z79tQ)

279 271 > A prop that squirts a yard of pearls over and over again. These are special guys.

Being able to cum on cue is not an easy skill.
---------------
Yeah, I know.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 04:30 PM (2LelM)

280 Another life ruined by that egomaniac!

Can no one stop him? Fort the love of all that is good! Can no one stop him????

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (so+oy)

281 >>>Being a porn actress is sort of like being a mafia hitman. It clings to you and follows you around.


So does herpes.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (R85nB)

282 269 everyone says the money for pornettes is in escorting not the movies which are more like advertising for their escort services.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:29 PM (MTjB1)

That makes a lot of sense.... since most all of it is produced in SoCal, the Southwestern US must be where all the high rollers go for fun then....

Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (ffWPP)

283
Stormy ain't no Jenna Jameson. For sure.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (/9p9e)

284 >>Being able to cum on cue is not an easy skill.


Great for winning Bar bets, too.

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (4AIdF)

285 276 >>>Being able to cum on cue is not an easy skill.

who's cue?
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:30 PM (PbpT7)

ISWYDT

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (bcbK8)

286 Is there a market for porn films of, say, less than 90 seconds?

Posted by: Weasel at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (MVjcR)

287 Didn't Traci Lords do at least one cameo on Married With Children?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (miE9U)

288 I can eat 50 butts.

Posted by: Cool Tool Luke at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (/tuJf)

289 "Millennials, if they're not taking selfies they're eating ass"


Listen kids... don't go thinking you invented something new...

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (/hTUk)

290 21 Oh THIS is going to be a good thread.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 04:05 PM (RD7QR)

It's been a good-thread day.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (GkIz4)

291 There was "The Lawnmower Woman" which was NOT a spin off from "The Lawnmower Man," oddly enough.

She was selling high dollar riding lawn mowers.

"HOW much? Well, for that price, the thing should give me a blow job."

"SIR!!!! The lawn mower is NOT going to give you a blow job..........but I will."

Where I learned that there are obstacles when shooting scenes outdoors.....The flies.....my goodness the flies.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (F4u7C)

292 this thread sucks ass...

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 19, 2018 04:32 PM (Dagiw)

293 281 >>>Being a porn actress is sort of like being a mafia hitman. It clings to you and follows you around.


So does herpes.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (R85nB)


If Disney did porn:

Herpes, the Love Bug
Grinding Nemo

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 04:32 PM (/9p9e)

294 Didn't Traci Lords do at least one cameo on Married With Children?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (miE9U)


She was actually in a few movies and I believe a TV show or 2.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 04:32 PM (F4u7C)

295 Stormy ain't no Jenna Jameson. For sure.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (/9p9e)
--------------

yeah, Miss Jameson seems to have a brain in her head.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 19, 2018 04:32 PM (qC1Sy)

296 267 Late and probably already stated.

She could've enjoyed her status quo AND $130K if she'd had kept her mouth shut.
Posted by: Golfman at November 19, 2018 04:28 PM (GL/05)


See definition for Dumb Bitch

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2018 04:32 PM (aA3+G)

297 286 Is there a market for porn films of, say, less than 90 seconds?
Posted by: Weasel at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (MVjcR)


Cuck Cruise orgy secret tapes?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 04:32 PM (/9p9e)

298
The real money for the pornettes is not in the actual porn, it's in the "escort" and strip club circuit. The internet has so increased the supply of hot young pornettes that there's not much money.

But the A-listers, the top tier, can make damn good money "escorting" (millionaires with more more money than sense paying $10K a pop for a "date" with a top porn star).

And likewise, the A-list can pull hefty fees for appearances in strip clubs.

It's only the A-list, though. The porn is just basically advertising themselves for the above, now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 19, 2018 04:33 PM (f1Vqw)

299 Arent all peni mushroom shaped?

Why didnt she just describe it as made of flesh?

Posted by: LASue at November 19, 2018 04:33 PM (XROPS)

300 Golfman, I hear she already spent the entire $130k on body lube...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 04:33 PM (miE9U)

301 I can name that butt in two hemorrhoids.

Posted by: Name That Butt contestant at November 19, 2018 04:33 PM (pMGkg)

302 > 276 >>>Being able to cum on cue is not an easy skill.

> who's cue?

The director's?

I remember an interview with Peter North (I think it was) where he said that was the most important skill for male porn actors.

Some guy who blows his load before the camera even starts rolling, or, conversely, can't do it when the scene is ready to wrap up, would be a big problem.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 04:33 PM (vOkuK)

303 Stormy ain't no Jenna Jameson. For sure.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (/9p9e)

---
and neither one of those is a Kay Parker or a Honey Wilder.

not to mention Seka.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 19, 2018 04:33 PM (Dagiw)

304 Traci Lords did several mainstream movies. She got out of porn before she was 20 I believe.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 19, 2018 04:33 PM (NuA1h)

305 the Curious Taste of Benjamin's Butt-crack

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 19, 2018 04:33 PM (xPJvm)

306 It's was a anal scene as well.

Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 04:24 PM (B9BVe)



It was AN anal scene as well.

To be a little anal about it.....

Posted by: Kim K at November 19, 2018 04:33 PM (nmwc5)

307 IT'S A PUSSY TRAP!!!!!!

Posted by: Porn Admiral Akbar at November 19, 2018 04:33 PM (F4u7C)

308 243 I thought David Duchovney was in porn before he landed the X-Files.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2018 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)

And after. That's what Californication basically is.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:33 PM (bcbK8)

309 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 19, 2018 04:32 PM (aA3+G)

Check your Twitter.

Posted by: Golfman at November 19, 2018 04:34 PM (GL/05)

310 >>>The real money for the pornettes is not in the actual porn, it's in the "escort" and strip club circuit. The internet has so increased the supply of hot young pornettes that there's not much money.

But the A-listers, the top tier, can make damn good money "escorting" (millionaires with more more money than sense paying $10K a pop for a "date" with a top porn star).

...

that's what I hear, the porn is just advertisement of services.

I also hear that porn doesn't actually make any money, but is "invested" in by the mob to show phony profits and thereby launder profits from illegal ventures.

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:34 PM (PbpT7)

311 285 276 >>>Being able to cum on cue is not an easy skill.

who's cue?
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:30 PM (PbpT7)

ISWYDT
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (bcbK


Aside from being a horrible tune, the title of "Come On Eileen" is also problematic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 04:34 PM (/9p9e)

312 Anyone else see Sense8 on Netflix? Eight characters, and of course, two are gay. The female character involves a lesbian sex scene, complete with a close up of the sex toy being discarded. This is part of a supposed SF/thriller show.

Posted by: The ancient bard had to make the rent too at November 19, 2018 04:34 PM (Z04f8)

313 Well, harumph, what the industry needs is a good strong union and collective bargaining.....

Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 04:34 PM (ffWPP)

314 What a sad sad state when a worthless pos like that is hosted by the Oxford Union.

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at November 19, 2018 04:34 PM (LWu6U)

315 I always wondered what happened to Peter North. Probably working at a Jiffy Lube, checking oil levels.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 19, 2018 04:34 PM (R85nB)

316 Traci Lords did several mainstream movies. She got out of porn before she was 20 I believe.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 19, 2018 04:33 PM (NuA1h)


Well, considering she started when she was 13, it was a long career.

Posted by: Porn Admiral Akbar at November 19, 2018 04:34 PM (F4u7C)

317 Damnit.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 04:34 PM (F4u7C)

318 303 Stormy ain't no Jenna Jameson. For sure.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (/9p9e)

---
and neither one of those is a Kay Parker or a Honey Wilder.

not to mention Seka.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 19, 2018 04:33 PM (Dagiw)


Desiree Cousteau, FTW.

And my almost-dream date with Annie Sprinkle...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 04:34 PM (/9p9e)

319 If Disney did porn:

Herpes, the Love Bug
Grinding Nemo
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 04:32 PM (/9p9e)

LOL!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:34 PM (bcbK8)

320 >>Being able to cum on cue is not an easy skill.

What?!?

Posted by: Desmond Llewelyn at November 19, 2018 04:35 PM (7XeOt)

321 303
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 19, 2018 04:33 PM (Dagiw)

????

Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 04:35 PM (ffWPP)

322 "276 >>>Being able to cum on cue is not an easy skill.

who's cue?

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:30 PM (PbpT7) "


cue-anon ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 19, 2018 04:35 PM (tSXzq)

323 > I always wondered what happened to Peter North. Probably working at a Jiffy Lube, checking oil levels.

I think he's still in the biz, actually.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 04:35 PM (vOkuK)

324 "some comedian says something like 'Millennials, if they're not taking selfies they're eating ass"

I don't think I've heard that myself, but Diversity and Comics quotes it a lot (without saying who actually said it)

Posted by: ace the cineaste at November 19, 2018 04:26 PM (PbpT7) "

As one who does neither, this is why I self-identify as a 30 year old Boomer.

*chugs white Monster, jams to Goldfinger*

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:35 PM (oZ6kz)

325 Cuck Cruise orgy secret tapes?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 04:32 PM (/9p9e)

My least favorite kind of porn.

Posted by: Norm McDonald at November 19, 2018 04:35 PM (NWiLs)

326 How recognizable would Stormy Daniels, or any porn actress, be out on the street dressed conservatively and not moaning?

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at November 19, 2018 04:35 PM (nBr1j)

327 25 centerfolds from Married with Children :
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8u6jr2v

Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2018 04:35 PM (Evws/)

328 Traci Lords did a few appearances on Melrose Place.

It was...awkward.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 19, 2018 04:36 PM (Uiz/V)

329 Who watches pron for the dialog?

Posted by: Archer at November 19, 2018 04:36 PM (gmo/4)

330 > > who's cue?

Okay, I get it now.

Cue McBalls. He's a bald white guy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 04:36 PM (vOkuK)

331 Anyone else see Sense8 on Netflix? Eight characters, and of course, two are gay. The female character involves a lesbian sex scene, complete with a close up of the sex toy being discarded. This is part of a supposed SF/thriller show.

====

yeah, just garbage SJW WArshowski bro...err...siblings ramblings.

could not, would not watch past the floppy, dripping wet strap on dildo on the floor. so brave and stunning.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:36 PM (7J5t2)

332 >>>If Disney did porn:
>>>Herpes, the Love Bug
>>>Grinding Nemo


I think they did. I remember a film called The Black Hole.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 19, 2018 04:36 PM (R85nB)

333 >>>326 How recognizable would Stormy Daniels, or any porn actress, be out on the street dressed conservatively and not moaning?
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable

Horseface, not very attractive!!!

Posted by: Donald J. Trump at November 19, 2018 04:36 PM (PbpT7)

334 243 I thought David Duchovney was in porn before he landed the X-Files.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2018 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)

Ohh..is that how he developed his sex addiction problem?

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 04:36 PM (a0IVu)

335 was a anal scene as well.

Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 04:24 PM (B9BVe)


It was AN anal scene as well.

To be a little anal about it.....
Posted by: Kim K at N




well, if you are going to leak your sex tape for money go all in.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:36 PM (MTjB1)

336 Didn't Traci Lords do at least one cameo on Married With Children?

Posted by: qdpsteve

Ironically, the Roseanne show was one.

Posted by: Cheri at November 19, 2018 04:37 PM (oiNtH)

337 I have no idea about the 60%, but the 25% is a feminazi garbage number.

I dunno sometimes I wonder if that number isn't low

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2018 04:37 PM (39g3+)

338
I also hear that porn doesn't actually make any money, but is "invested" in by the mob to show phony profits and thereby launder profits from illegal ventures.

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:34 PM (PbpT7)






Because in this day and age, no one in their right mind BUYS porn.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2018 04:37 PM (veoSD)

339 323 > I always wondered what happened to Peter North. Probably working at a Jiffy Lube, checking oil levels.

I think he's still in the biz, actually.

===

well, that's the thing....there's only about 4-6 real male pron stars and they make all the money because they all produce the stuff.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:37 PM (7J5t2)

340 Aside from being a horrible tune, the title of "Come On Eileen" is also problematic.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2018 04:34 PM (/9p9e)

Dexy's Midnight Hummers.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 04:37 PM (NWiLs)

341 I saw The Black Hole/Snow White double feature at the Arcada back in 91'

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 04:37 PM (/hTUk)

342 The stats I saw about the girls who go into pron are
along the lines of 60% were sexually abused (it's 25% for the
population as a whole)



I have no idea about the 60%, but the 25% is a feminazi garbage number.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 04:21 PM (vOkuK)

This.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 19, 2018 04:37 PM (F/KeJ)

343 Yeah MWC had a ton of hotties for cameos and small roles. Ah, memories...

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:37 PM (oZ6kz)

344 >>>well, that's the thing....there's only about 4-6 real male pron stars and they make all the money because they all produce the stuff.

well they make their money in gay porn.

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:38 PM (PbpT7)

345 310 >>>The real money for the pornettes is not in the actual porn, it's in the "escort" and strip club circuit. The internet has so increased the supply of hot young pornettes that there's not much money.

But the A-listers, the top tier, can make damn good money "escorting" (millionaires with more more money than sense paying $10K a pop for a "date" with a top porn star).

...

that's what I hear, the porn is just advertisement of services.

I also hear that porn doesn't actually make any money, but is "invested" in by the mob to show phony profits and thereby launder profits from illegal ventures.

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:34 PM (PbpT7)

Getting close to my wheelhouse here.

Some porn is very, very lucrative. The problem is, there's so much of it. The shelf life for most girls is about 6 months.

Some girls escort as well, but a lot of full-time porn stars will shut you. Since getting good jobs and well-paying roles is very much based on relationships and who you know (or blow), that's no small thing.

Same with strippers. Some strip and do porn. Some strip and escort. Both keep it on the DL and away from the strip clubs.

Then you have people making cartoon porn or hot girls that do 'let's play' on Twitch or whatever. Some of them are pulling down over 10k a month from fans via Patron or tips.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:38 PM (bcbK8)

346 Ohh..is that how he developed his sex addiction problem?

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 04:36 PM (a0IVu)

---

Also known as "being a perfectly normal male."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at November 19, 2018 04:38 PM (LX21o)

347 >>well, if you are going to leak your sex tape for money go all in.

That's what she said!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 04:38 PM (/tuJf)

348 I remember Ron Jeremy talking about it, guys were asking him how to get in the business. He said basically you may as well ask metallica how to get into the band.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:38 PM (7J5t2)

349 >>>347 >>well, if you are going to leak your sex tape for money go all in.


Tell me more.

Posted by: R. Kelly's Erotic Bladder at November 19, 2018 04:39 PM (PbpT7)

350 348 I remember Ron Jeremy talking about it, guys were asking him how to get in the business. He said basically you may as well ask metallica how to get into the band.
-----------------------
So Metallica is a gateway to pron?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 04:39 PM (2LelM)

351 Didn't Traci Lords do at least one cameo on Married With Children?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 04:31 PM (miE9U)



She was actually in a few movies and I believe a TV show or 2.

Posted by: Sponge
---

Another Ohio girl hits the big time!! So proud.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2018 04:39 PM (9rIkM)

352 Well, sex sells... on that, there is no doubt.

Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 04:39 PM (ffWPP)

353 well they make their money in gay porn.
Posted by: ace

===

if you say so...

oh wait...try again..."I'm sure it's a subject matter you have great experience with"

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:39 PM (7J5t2)

354 Porn peaked in the 90's with Vivid and the Vivid girls.

Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 04:40 PM (B9BVe)

355 Harry Reams was actually a pretty successful real estate guy in the Salt Lake area right up till he died.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 04:40 PM (F4u7C)

356 Patreon has about 2% good content creators and 98% thots who make fan-signs for incels.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:40 PM (oZ6kz)

357 Oh THIS is going to be a good thread.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 04:05 PM (RD7QR)

It's been a good-thread day.
Posted by: m


It's a holiday week!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 04:40 PM (2El4P)

358 Speaking of whoring yourself out, I just view my first ad on Yootoob of Tom Steyer asking for $$ to impeach PDT.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2018 04:41 PM (9rIkM)

359 Anyone else see Sense8 on Netflix? Eight characters, and of course, two are gay. The female character involves a lesbian sex scene, complete with a close up of the sex toy being discarded. This is part of a supposed SF/thriller show.

====

yeah, just garbage SJW WArshowski bro...err...siblings ramblings.

could not, would not watch past the floppy, dripping wet strap on dildo on the floor. so brave and stunning.
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:36 PM (7J5t2)


Sense8 was an interesting idea ruined by the Watchowski Brothers' need to work out their family issues in front of everyone.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 19, 2018 04:41 PM (wCmLp)

360
Getting close to my wheelhouse here.


Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:38 PM (bcbK


Wait......what?

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 04:41 PM (F4u7C)

361 344 >>>well, that's the thing....there's only about 4-6 real male pron stars and they make all the money because they all produce the stuff.

well they make their money in gay porn.
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:38 PM (PbpT7)

Jah. Guys get paid jack shit for straight porn. The money is in being a producer or doing 'gay for pay'.

There used to be a few 'hired guns' in the pre-viagra days who worked a LOT (Peter North, Nick East, Randy West did a whole lot of work).

Now with the blue pills or direct penis injections, they can cast buff guys who are pretty disposable. Most of them get into the business by having a really hot girlfriend they get into porn and sorta follow in on her apron strings.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:41 PM (bcbK8)

362 "I remember Ron Jeremy talking about it, guys were asking him how to get in the business. He said basically you may as well ask metallica how to get into the band.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:38 PM (7J5t2) "

So...give them drugs?

Actually that seems correct in both cases.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:41 PM (oZ6kz)

363 The amateur thing in porn is taking off now...

Something like "If you Paypal me money and I'll add you to my private snapchat. Paypal me enough and I'll take your requests.. Paypal me even more and I'll chat personally with you.. Paypal me..."

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 04:41 PM (/hTUk)

364 (Goes off to search for what patreon is.)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at November 19, 2018 04:41 PM (LX21o)

365 1. nymphos who started the sex really early ...lily carter
2. really hot dumb girls who are easily led ... whitney westgate
3. sorta hot psychopaths who just don't care...ashley adams
4. divorced milfs with fake tits and near menopause testosterone surge: ava adams.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:42 PM (7J5t2)

366 O

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 19, 2018 04:42 PM (nQHw/)

367 344 >>>well, that's the thing....there's only about 4-6 real male pron stars and they make all the money because they all produce the stuff.

well they make their money in gay porn.
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:38 PM (PbpT7)



Maybe not all of them though. Remember that one poor girl earlier this year that committed suicide after being attacked because she didn't want to shoot a scene with a guy that did gay porn as well.

Posted by: buzzion at November 19, 2018 04:42 PM (WaxcS)

368 I saw Direct Penis Injections open for Rocket From the Crypt at The Rialto in Tucson, back in 08!

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2018 04:42 PM (4AIdF)

369 360
Getting close to my wheelhouse here.


Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:38 PM (bcbK

Wait......what?
Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 04:41 PM (F4u7C)

Bro, MAE was T.T Boy back in the day. I thought this was common knowledge at the HQ.

Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 04:43 PM (B9BVe)

370 (completely avoids searching for "direct penis injection")

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at November 19, 2018 04:43 PM (LX21o)

371 Victoria Principal did some porn early on. and got out of it quickly.

but she did ok...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 19, 2018 04:43 PM (8D42x)

372 349 >>>347 >>well, if you are going to leak your sex tape for money go all in.


Tell me more.
Posted by: R. Kelly's Erotic Bladder at November 19, 2018 04:39 PM (PbpT7)

Jesus...I'm going to hurt myself laughing with the nics here...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:43 PM (bcbK8)

373 IP, exactly.

For enough PayPal funds, some of these women will have themselves freeze-dried and mailed to you.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 04:43 PM (miE9U)

374 There's a youtuber named It'sAGundam who says that one of the Twitch thots, the girls who just show their boobs and butts and stuff, a girl named "Amouranth," makes 40-60 thousand PER MONTH off her patreon alone for sending pay pigs "lewd and nude" pictures.

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:43 PM (PbpT7)

375 >>if you are going to leak your sex tape for money go all in.


Balls Deep, as it were.

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2018 04:43 PM (4AIdF)

376 Speaking of whoring yourself out, I just view my first ad on Yootoob of Tom Steyer asking for $$ to impeach PDT.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2018 04:41 PM (9rIkM)

---------------

1. Use your own fucking money Tommy.

2. How exactly is money going to get PDT impeached?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 04:44 PM (ffYR/)

377
Porn is where the women make much more than the men. That "70 cents on the dollar" thing reversed.

Straight porn that is. In the gay shit, the dudes make money equivalent to the girls.

There was an article a while back that published the pay scale. The women are paid on what they do. "Extreme anal" was at the top.

But the dudes get paid the same low rate, no matter what hole they put in it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 19, 2018 04:44 PM (f1Vqw)

378 Sense8 was an interesting idea ruined by the Watchowski Brothers' need to work out their family issues in front of everyone.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile

I started watching with my wife, commenting that such capabilities and the problems that can arise are a staple in SF. Then came the gratuitous stuff in the first 15 minutes. Followed by the sanitized version of San Francisco pride parades.

No thanks.

Posted by: The ancient bard had to make the rent too at November 19, 2018 04:44 PM (Z04f8)

379 I think the point was that no matter what on earth you did or do, you're not getting into metallica.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:44 PM (7J5t2)

380 369 360
Getting close to my wheelhouse here.


Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:38 PM (bcbK

Wait......what?
Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 04:41 PM (F4u7C)

Bro, MAE was T.T Boy back in the day. I thought this was common knowledge at the HQ.
Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 04:43 PM (B9BVe)

God, I wish. Troy the Boy was a machine. He was like the first or second guy who worked with Jenna Jameson too.

He's Born Again now. I think he got out.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:44 PM (bcbK8)

381 "Something like "If you Paypal me money and I'll add you to my private snapchat. Paypal me enough and I'll take your requests.. Paypal me even more and I'll chat personally with you.. Paypal me..."

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 04:41 PM (/hTUk) "

And this is why thots will triumph over good.

Because men are dumb.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:44 PM (oZ6kz)

382 a lot of full-time porn stars will shut you

I'm guessing this is a typo, but I'm having no luck deciphering it.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2018 04:44 PM (9qZ3S)

383 God, I wish. Troy the Boy was a machine. He was like the first or second guy who worked with Jenna Jameson too.

He's Born Again now. I think he got out.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:44 PM (bcbK


He got in, then got out, then got in, then got out, then got in, then got out.....

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 04:45 PM (F4u7C)

384 374 There's a youtuber named It'sAGundam who says that one of the Twitch thots, the girls who just show their boobs and butts and stuff, a girl named "Amouranth," makes 40-60 thousand PER MONTH off her patreon alone for sending pay pigs "lewd and nude" pictures.

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:43 PM (PbpT7)

Amouranth is very, very cute. If she's pulling down that much cheddar, I wouldn't be surprised.

She does a lot of cosplay and works out a lot.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:45 PM (bcbK8)

385 >>>Balls Deep, as it were.

this is close to a copyright infringement on my mentally-challenged series of porn movies, Balls Derp.

Posted by: "Royale" Steed, Porn Producer Extraodinaire at November 19, 2018 04:45 PM (PbpT7)

386 383 God, I wish. Troy the Boy was a machine. He was like the first or second guy who worked with Jenna Jameson too.

He's Born Again now. I think he got out.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:44 PM (bcbK

He got in, then got out, then got in, then got out, then got in, then got out.....
Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 04:45 PM (F4u7C)

LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:46 PM (bcbK8)

387 "There's a youtuber named It'sAGundam who says that one of the Twitch thots, the girls who just show their boobs and butts and stuff, a girl named "Amouranth," makes 40-60 thousand PER MONTH off her patreon alone for sending pay pigs "lewd and nude" pictures.

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:43 PM (PbpT7) "

Society had a good run. Collander Face-Mask time is gonna be lit.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:46 PM (oZ6kz)

388 382 a lot of full-time porn stars will shut you

I'm guessing this is a typo, but I'm having no luck deciphering it.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2018 04:44 PM (9qZ3S)

My bad.

I meant 'shun'.

There's no edit feature, damn it!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:46 PM (bcbK8)

389 Tracy Lords did get a appearance on Married With Children

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2018 04:46 PM (6VrXf)

390 Yep, incredibly dumb..

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 04:46 PM (/hTUk)

391 so, there's no real money in it unless you make and sell it, your career span in measured in months and you may become a social pariah. cool. let's do it.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 19, 2018 04:46 PM (7J5t2)

392 So... some people DO still pay for porn.... huh... the things I learn here......

Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 04:46 PM (ffWPP)

393 She vows to keep working in porn. As if its some noble cause.


She breached her contract and was sued... dont see how that is Trumps fault.

Posted by: LASue at November 19, 2018 04:47 PM (XROPS)

394 So what's up with women allowing men to pee into their vaginas?

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at November 19, 2018 04:47 PM (B9BVe)

395 >>God, I wish. Troy the Boy was a machine. He was like the first or second guy who worked with Jenna Jameson too.

>>He's Born Again now. I think he got out.

This really is your wheelhouse.

So, in front of the camera or behind?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 04:47 PM (/tuJf)

396 Tracy Lords did get a appearance on Married With Children
Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2018 04:46 PM (6VrXf)


And nobody looked like they enjoyed the DP more than her.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 04:47 PM (F4u7C)

397 kraken, it's PPPP.
("Personalized PayPal Pron")

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 04:47 PM (miE9U)

398

This post sounds like a Cohen Brothers Ballad.

Cue the sweet fluty music.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2018 04:47 PM (2I4LM)

399 And once again I say thank you to all of the people involved in porn for saving so many marriages around the nation and probably the world.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at November 19, 2018 04:47 PM (LX21o)

400 Uhhhh, no. Having a high sex drive is not the same as being a perfectly normal male. There are sex addiction groups and there are therapists who specialize in this. There was one that met at my old church. I knew one fellow in it. He did things that damaged his life and destroyed his marriage and he got venereal disease because of his preoccupation with illicit sexual encounters. There is porn addiction too-not a normal male thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 04:48 PM (AllCR)

401 "She does a lot of cosplay and works out a lot.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:45 PM (bcbK "

You can find plenty of cos thots on cgl or reddit though. I don't know why these supposedly smart 'tism-loaded incels don't realize that.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:48 PM (oZ6kz)

402 >>>394 So what's up with women allowing men to pee into their vaginas?
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld

Seinfeld's new material is different from his old stuff.

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:48 PM (PbpT7)

403 lol, best part of the kardashian sex tape was where the directors cut shows when the mom smacks her across the face for crying about not wanting to do anal then yells "get out of the way, let me show you how to take a dick. quit your crying and watch this"

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:48 PM (MTjB1)

404 Well hang.
It's not raining so I'm out to put up Christmas lights before Mrs D chews my ass.

And not in a good way.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2018 04:49 PM (0tfLf)

405 400 That was phrased wrong-Having a high sex drive is not the same as being a sex addict.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 04:49 PM (AllCR)

406 >>>He did things that damaged his life and destroyed his marriage and he got venereal disease because of his preoccupation with illicit sexual encounters.

who hasn't?

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:49 PM (PbpT7)

407 LOL, just got a Twitch notification:

"DANCING AND MEMEING
SUBS GET SNAPCHAT

Streaming Just Chatting"

The basic Twitch stream is SFW.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:49 PM (bcbK8)

408
Seinfeld's new material is different from his old stuff.
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:48 PM (PbpT7)


He figured if he could learn how to make jokes about Cricket, he could go blue just as easy and revitalize his career.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 04:49 PM (F4u7C)

409 What's up with girls licking mics on YouTube? Do our children really need to be exposed to this?

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at November 19, 2018 04:49 PM (B9BVe)

410 381 "Something like "If you Paypal me money and I'll add you to my private snapchat. Paypal me enough and I'll take your requests.. Paypal me even more and I'll chat personally with you.. Paypal me..."

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 04:41 PM (/hTUk) "

And this is why thots will triumph over good.

Because men are dumb.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:44 PM (oZ6kz)

Thotterdammerung now! Speed the Day of the Ho!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 04:49 PM (NWiLs)

411 Sorry, talking about Amouranth. I'm subscribed to her.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:49 PM (bcbK8)

412 some people DO still pay for porn.... huh... the things I learn here......
Posted by: kraken at N



well, the voted for hillary too.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:49 PM (MTjB1)

413 I also hear that porn doesn't actually make any money, but is "invested" in by the mob to show phony profits and thereby launder profits from illegal ventures.

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:34 PM (PbpT7)

Not just porn movies are laundering operations. A high school friend of mine who now has a television commercial production company in the Midwest worked in LA for several years as a cameraman-for-hire for some of the smaller studios making straight-to-video fare. He was young at the time and thought it was pretty awesome.

According to him, there were several instances where budget was inflated for what he guessed was a laundering scheme. He didn't ask any questions, just took his pay for the job and kept his mouth shut. Keeping his mouth shut seemed the wisest course given the kind of people who do laundering schemes.

Posted by: troyriser at November 19, 2018 04:49 PM (1JpTT)

414 Girls licking mice?


ok.. go on....

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 04:50 PM (/hTUk)

415 My bad.

I meant 'shun'.


Ah, of course.

I was guessing stab or slap, but wasn't seeing how autocucumber would get you there.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2018 04:50 PM (9qZ3S)

416 401 "She does a lot of cosplay and works out a lot.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:45 PM (bcbK "

You can find plenty of cos thots on cgl or reddit though. I don't know why these supposedly smart 'tism-loaded incels don't realize that.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:48 PM (oZ6kz)

Yeah, but Amourath will talk to you if you give her money. That's like catnip for incels.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:51 PM (bcbK8)

417 >>Girls licking mice?


What are we gonna do tonight, Brain?

Posted by: Pinky at November 19, 2018 04:51 PM (4AIdF)

418 Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 04:46 PM (ffWPP)

OT because it's not porn, but I thought of another thing that might be good to read from the Bible-the Letter to the Phillipians. As you know it's a very joyful book, full of gratitude and very helpful for a spirit of thanksgiving.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 04:51 PM (AllCR)

419 So what's up with women allowing men to pee into their vaginas?
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at November 19, 2018 04:47 PM (B9BVe)


Hey, it's not their fault. Sometimes I forget which is which.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 19, 2018 04:51 PM (/qEW2)

420 Looked up Amourath, yeah she's cute but there are girls just as cute that do free cosplay porn on all the usual 'tube sites, plus exhibitionist thots on cgl or other chan hellholes, not to mention actual 3D girls at actual conventions who are just as thirsty and riddled with daddy issues.

The personalized part of it is a mystery to me why anybody would care. You gonna pay $2,000 bucks to see Jaws if Spielberg says Hi to you at the start of it?

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:51 PM (oZ6kz)

421 The White House and our Dear Leader has surrendered to CNN
The press pass will be returned permanently
I think he knows that people are beginning to smell a bad odor after he has continually dissed our militarry
Posted by: Disabled at N



you have read this far down the thread yet you still think trolling is the best way for someone with your skills to make money?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:51 PM (MTjB1)

422 All kinds of things are used for money laundering. Bodegas, restaurants.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 04:52 PM (NWiLs)

423 There was an article a while back that published the pay scale. The women are paid on what they do. "Extreme anal" was at the top.

But the dudes get paid the same low rate, no matter what hole they put in it.

Posted by: publius

I don't think that I want to know what 'extreme anal' is.

Posted by: Cheri at November 19, 2018 04:52 PM (oiNtH)

424 I also hear that porn doesn't actually make any money, but is "invested" in by the mob to show phony profits and thereby launder profits from illegal ventures.

That actually makes sense, I mean who would buy something that is so common and free you can barely navigate the internet without finding oceans of it?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2018 04:52 PM (39g3+)

425 I kinda love the title of Stormy's talk though: "Sex, Guns and other Fluff".

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:52 PM (bcbK8)

426 I think he knows that people are beginning to smell a bad odor after he has continually dissed our militarry
Posted by: Disabled at November 19, 2018 04:49 PM (DK4Bb)

I'm a veteran. My son is active duty. We don't feel particularly dissed.

Posted by: troyriser at November 19, 2018 04:52 PM (1JpTT)

427 So what's up with women allowing men to pee into their vaginas?
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at November 19, 2018 04:47 PM (B9BVe)


I have a friend that used to say when he saw a hot girl, "I'd pee in her butt....."

Never understood that one......

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 04:52 PM (F4u7C)

428 282 269 everyone says the money for pornettes is in escorting not the movies which are more like advertising for their escort services.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:29 PM (MTjB1)

That makes a lot of sense.... since most all of it is produced in SoCal, the Southwestern US must be where all the high rollers go for fun then....
Posted by: kraken


Well, duh.

Posted by: HIV positive Charlie Sheen at November 19, 2018 04:53 PM (+lVUW)

429 >>All kinds of things are used for money laundering. Bodegas, restaurants.


Laundromats.
Car Washes.


Cash businesses. Those are the key.

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2018 04:53 PM (4AIdF)

430 424 There was an article a while back that published the pay scale. The women are paid on what they do. "Extreme anal" was at the top.

But the dudes get paid the same low rate, no matter what hole they put in it.

Posted by: publius

I don't think that I want to know what 'extreme anal' is.
Posted by: Cheri at November 19, 2018 04:52 PM (oiNtH)

No. You really, really don't.

There are some fucked up people out there.

I have dipped my toes into the pron world a time or two but it gets deep and scary and evil eventually.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:53 PM (bcbK8)

431 But the dudes get paid the same low rate, no matter what hole they put in it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 19, 2018 04:44 PM (f1Vqw)

Mandingo probably makes good money, getting paid by the inch....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2018 04:53 PM (NFEMn)

432 429 >>All kinds of things are used for money laundering. Bodegas, restaurants.


Laundromats.
Car Washes.


Cash businesses. Those are the key.
Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2018 04:53 PM (4AIdF)

Paging Palpy, paging Your Devious Uncle Palpatine...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:54 PM (bcbK8)

433 Which one gets 'em pregnant? The translucent yellow or the opaque white?

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 19, 2018 04:54 PM (/qEW2)

434 A troll in the porn thread..only at the HQ

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 04:54 PM (a0IVu)

435 I think he knows that people are beginning to smell a bad odor after he has continually dissed our militarry
Posted by: Disabled at November 19, 2018 04:49 PM (DK4Bb)

The was the last President. Keep up.

Posted by: Cheri at November 19, 2018 04:54 PM (oiNtH)

436 My guess is having to do a scene with Ron Jeremy is pretty high pay

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2018 04:54 PM (39g3+)

437 who hasn't?
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:49 PM (PbpT7)

Your marriage was destroyed because of illcit sexual encounters and you have had VD?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 04:54 PM (AllCR)

438 >>"Extreme anal" was at the top.


You have to have some impressive sphincters to hold on to that Butt Plug during a Bugee Jump!

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2018 04:54 PM (4AIdF)

439 "Yeah, but Amourath will talk to you if you give her money. That's like catnip for incels.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:51 PM (bcbK "

So will strippers. But I guess incels have trouble leaving the basement.

The lure of the 'grill gamer' is gone - I rarely meet a girl now who DOESN'T game. And none of my aspie friends are aware of any Twitch thots who are actually good enough gamers that I'd be even mildly intrigued.

If you can't beat Contra without the code then gtfo.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:54 PM (oZ6kz)

440 Pure poetry.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 19, 2018 04:55 PM (SkuXa)

441 you have read this far down the thread yet you still think trolling is the best way for someone with your skills to make money?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:51 PM (MTjB1)

He hasn't read the thread.
He's paid to post, not to read.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:55 PM (bcbK8)

442

I have a friend that used to say when he saw a hot girl, "I'd pee in her butt....."



Never understood that one......



So much for my favorite saying, "I'd drink her bathwater."

I feel so square now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 04:55 PM (HaL55)

443 419 Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 04:46 PM (ffWPP)

OT because it's not porn, but I thought of another thing that might be good to read from the Bible-the Letter to the Phillipians. As you know it's a very joyful book, full of gratitude and very helpful for a spirit of thanksgiving.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 04:51 PM (AllCR)

Thanks, Fen....I reread the Bible yearly..... keeps me from shallowing out too badly. I John is a favorite too... I'm a mixed bag kinda guy ( as you might gather from my comments here... I suspect I'm not alone in this). Still, I know who I follow, in a fallible way.

Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 04:55 PM (ffWPP)

444 I have dipped my toes into the pron world a time or two but it gets deep and scary and evil eventually.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:53 PM (bcbK

I like my porn G-rated. I don't watch the extreme stuff and have no interest in it. Some people are into weird shit.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2018 04:55 PM (NFEMn)

445 Disabled you have a sad sad life. Trolling a comment section full of morons. I'm disabled as well but my life is no where near as sad as yours. Get a better job man. some self respect too.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 19, 2018 04:55 PM (0OmEj)

446 These young Thots dressing and acting like whores for attention and sex won't end well for them or the men they snare. I had a long conversation with the significant other about it last night. It's getting annoying as fuck in real life. They are becoming too aggressive.

Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 04:55 PM (B9BVe)

447 No. You really, really don't.

There are some fucked up people out there.

I have dipped my toes into the pron world a time or two but it gets deep and scary and evil eventually.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at N




may or may not have had some weird investment opportunities that may or may not have included porn cross my desk. whatever the return could never get involved in furthering the venture of benefiting from exploiting someone that way.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:56 PM (MTjB1)

448 434 A troll in the porn thread..only at the HQ
Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 04:54 PM (a0IVu)


Porn Troll???? Now THAT'S novel.......

Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 04:56 PM (ffWPP)

449 "hold on to that Butt Plug during a Bugee Jump!"


And now I'll invoke "Rule 34", because yea, even I wanna see that.

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 04:56 PM (/hTUk)

450 Of course, the mortality rate amongst the Extreme Anal Actress crowd is almost as high as those Underwater Welders and Abalone Divers.


Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2018 04:56 PM (4AIdF)

451 He hasn't read the thread.
He's paid to post, not to read.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at N



lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:57 PM (MTjB1)

452 Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 04:55 PM (ffWPP)

Yes, first John is very nice. I think it's great you re-read the Bible, and we're all fallible in our own way.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 04:57 PM (AllCR)

453 So will strippers. But I guess incels have trouble leaving the basement.

Hey, I resent that! Basements aren't feasible in Florida.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 04:57 PM (NWiLs)

454 "These young Thots dressing and acting like whores for attention and sex won't end well for them or the men they snare. I had a long conversation with the significant other about it last night. It's getting annoying as fuck in real life. They are becoming too aggressive.

Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 04:55 PM (B9BVe) "

The Twitch ones who just humor incels and make bank will be fine if they don't blow all their money. All the money of porn without the drug culture and only 50% of the soul crushing.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:57 PM (oZ6kz)

455
Producing a porn film, Daniels told the packed debating hall, was an intensive process. "I write the script down, I do the budget, I do the shoot schedule, I pick out the wardrobe," she said.


"And all four of these things," she continued, "I do on one square (one square!) of toilet tissue, which I subsequently use to wipe my hoo-hah."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2018 04:57 PM (pNxlR)

456 The personalized part of it is a mystery to me why anybody would care. You gonna pay $2,000 bucks to see Jaws if Spielberg says Hi to you at the start of it?
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:51 PM (oZ6kz)

You think you're joking, but you bet your life there are people who would pay $2k a ticket if Spielberg or Lucas said 'hi' to them.

Nobody ever went broke underestimating what people will pay for sex or fame-by-transference.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:57 PM (bcbK8)

457 >> My guess is having to do a scene with Ron Jeremy
>> is pretty high pay

Heh. One of the "golden age" porn stars famously said she wouldn't "work" with Jeremy because she didn't do bestiality.

Jeremy is apparently a pig. Gutfeld had him on one of the early Red Eye episodes. Gutfled and Levy went on about how he stunk up the whole studio. He apparently really pissed them off.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 19, 2018 04:57 PM (f1Vqw)

458
When you have no spine it's easy to eat your own butt!

Wanna watch?

Posted by: J Flake at November 19, 2018 04:57 PM (UFLLM)

459 Porn Troll???? Now THAT'S novel.......

Beats troll porn....unless you're a troll.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 04:57 PM (AllCR)

460 A troll in the porn thread..only at the HQ
Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 04:54 PM (a0IVu)


Porn Troll???? Now THAT'S novel.......
Posted by: kraken


Stormy Daniels in: Under the Bridge

Posted by: The ancient bard had to make the rent too at November 19, 2018 04:57 PM (Z04f8)

461 So much for my favorite saying, "I'd drink her bathwater."

I feel so square now.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 04:55 PM (HaL55)


I think there was an "I'd eat the corn in her poop" as well, but other than that......

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 04:58 PM (F4u7C)

462 Porn just keeps on getting darker and more intense... has really evolved.... the internet is indeed the Multipicity...

Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 04:58 PM (ffWPP)

463 "Pee In Her Butt" was a South Park joke, so I'm assuming he was referencing that. Cartman thinks it's how you get girls pregnant.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:58 PM (oZ6kz)

464 The personalized part of it is a mystery to me why anybody would care. You gonna pay $2,000 bucks to see Jaws if Spielberg says Hi to you at the start of it?

I think you could find more than a few film geeks who would pay that kind of scratch to get a personalized message from Spielberg on their copy of Jaws.

I'm not trying to be harsh, but I think you're being obtuse. If you're a 400 lb shut-in with anxiety issues who gets ignored by every single woman your age +/- 10 years, I could see how a personalized message from a hot cosplay girl would turn your crank.

Hell, I'm a reasonably attractive married guy who had success with the ladies and if a hot 20 something woman paid me a compliment on my appearance that would probably make my week.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2018 04:58 PM (9qZ3S)

465 Being able to cum on cue is not an easy skill.

That could easily get you shot in Texas.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 19, 2018 04:58 PM (ctuyM)

466

"hold on to that Butt Plug during a Bugee Jump!"


Some dude once pulled a battleship with his teeth, so I suppose that's possible.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 04:59 PM (HaL55)

467 >>>426 I think he knows that people are beginning to smell a bad odor after he has continually dissed our militarry
Posted by: Disabled

clownish trolling

Do better.

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 04:59 PM (PbpT7)

468 "You think you're joking, but you bet your life there are people who would pay $2k a ticket if Spielberg or Lucas said 'hi' to them.

Nobody ever went broke underestimating what people will pay for sex or fame-by-transference.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 04:57 PM (bcbK "

Yeah, that's probably true. It sucks being just enough of a sociopath to laugh at all of this but not enough of one to exploit all these idiots for free dosh.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:59 PM (oZ6kz)

469 >>But the A-listers, the top tier, can make damn good money "escorting" (millionaires with more more money than sense paying $10K a pop for a "date" with a top porn star).




Supposedly the big money is in yachting on the Riviera during the summer. Unfortunately, that attracts Hollywood actresses/has-beens, so more competition.


Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2018 04:59 PM (W+vEI)

470
When you think of "extreme anal", think of one name. Roxy Raye.

I'm warning you. Don't look her up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 19, 2018 05:00 PM (f1Vqw)

471 >>>465 Being able to cum on cue is not an easy skill.

It can be learned, and you can make all sorts of money on side-bets.

Posted by: Tom Cruise in "The Color of Money" at November 19, 2018 05:00 PM (PbpT7)

472 It's going to be pretty meta when Daniels and Avenatti do a pr0n re-enactment of his alleged battery.

You know how that Taiwanese news video outfit got famous doing CGI scenes of new stories?

Maybe Daniels can find a niche doing live-action pr0n re-enactments of Taiwanese CGI news videos.

Posted by: Cruise Cucks at November 19, 2018 05:00 PM (yL25O)

473 Tracy Lords did get a appearance on Married With Children
Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2018 04:46 PM (6VrXf)


Ahem TWO appearances -- as the dental assistant, and as the blonde bombshell hiring detective Al Bundy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 19, 2018 05:00 PM (Z4rgH)

474 A lot of current porn involves inflicting pain... apparently sadomasochism is a big Thing now.....

Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 05:00 PM (ffWPP)

475 >> Supposedly the big money is in yachting

"Yacht girls". There was some controversy that Queen Latizia of Spain was actually a yacht girl in her younger days.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 19, 2018 05:01 PM (f1Vqw)

476 Ron Jeremy used to be pretty funny in porn.

I never had to smell him, but I've heard the 'never bathes' stories.

God, you get porn stars, strippers and providers talking and you learn all kinds of things. Some of which will make you want to cry.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 05:02 PM (bcbK8)

477 Roxy Raye, she seems nice.. pretty girl with a
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.
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OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 05:02 PM (/hTUk)

478 "I'm not trying to be harsh, but I think you're being obtuse. If you're a 400 lb shut-in with anxiety issues who gets ignored by every single woman your age +/- 10 years, I could see how a personalized message from a hot cosplay girl would turn your crank.

Hell, I'm a reasonably attractive married guy who had success with the ladies and if a hot 20 something woman paid me a compliment on my appearance that would probably make my week.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2018 04:58 PM (9qZ3S) "

A real compliment, yeah. A paid compliment isn't a compliment. If you're that level of delusional, just watch some amateur POV cosplay porn on Pornhub and pretend she's talking to you.

Because I spent a lot of my life as a 250-ish pound shut in with anxiety issues, but not a dumb one willing to light money on fire for a small fake self-esteem boost. If I wanted to spend stupid amounts of money on fake happiness, that's what pills are for.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 05:02 PM (oZ6kz)

479 "You think you're joking, but you bet your life there are people who would pay $2k a ticket if Spielberg or Lucas said 'hi' to them.

Nobody ever went broke underestimating what people will pay for sex or fame-by-transference.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner


Anyone else remember the 1960s version of Fahrenheit 451? The wife was glued to the TV because tonight was "her night". The characters on TV just ranted, with some intervals where they turned to the camera and pretended to be talking to her.

It unglued her and she attempted suicide. I don't recall what was worse; the aftermath of the show, or the business like attitude of the medical team that revived her.

Posted by: The ancient bard had to make the rent too at November 19, 2018 05:02 PM (Z04f8)

480 475 >> Supposedly the big money is in yachting

"Yacht girls". There was some controversy that Queen Latizia of Spain was actually a yacht girl in her younger days.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 19, 2018 05:01 PM (f1Vqw)

Megan Markle.

Frankly a LOT of girls with a name but no film roles are making a living off real or thinly-veiled prostitution.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 05:03 PM (bcbK8)

481 >>>Your marriage was destroyed because of illcit sexual encounters and you have had VD?.

nah I was just being flippant. No offense intended.

Although one time I had sex with some girl where I was thinking "This is a huge mistake, I can feel bacteria swimming up my pee-hole" even during it, which really kills the mood, and caused it to take forever.

I got tested like two days later. (I was fine, but it wasn't cool, and I thought "Okay, I'm not doing that ever again.")

Posted by: ace at November 19, 2018 05:03 PM (PbpT7)

482 454 "These young Thots dressing and acting like whores for attention and sex won't end well for them or the men they snare. I had a long conversation with the significant other about it last night. It's getting annoying as fuck in real life. They are becoming too aggressive.

Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 04:55 PM (B9BVe) "

The Twitch ones who just humor incels and make bank will be fine if they don't blow all their money. All the money of porn without the drug culture and only 50% of the soul crushing.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:57 PM (oZ6kz)

I literally meant young girls in real life. It's super annoying as fuck. The bending over right in your face in your personal space repeatedly in see through yoga pants whirl you try and work out. I'm not there to give these thirsty attention whores anything. I want to be left alone so I can get done and get home to my girlfriend. They will fuck around with the wrong dude and get raped and/or pregnant.

Everything is backwards. I hate Marxism.

Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 05:04 PM (B9BVe)

483 479 "You think you're joking, but you bet your life there are people who would pay $2k a ticket if Spielberg or Lucas said 'hi' to them.

Nobody ever went broke underestimating what people will pay for sex or fame-by-transference.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner


Anyone else remember the 1960s version of Fahrenheit 451? The wife was glued to the TV because tonight was "her night". The characters on TV just ranted, with some intervals where they turned to the camera and pretended to be talking to her.

It unglued her and she attempted suicide. I don't recall what was worse; the aftermath of the show, or the business like attitude of the medical team that revived her.
Posted by: The ancient bard had to make the rent too at November 19, 2018 05:02 PM (Z04f

Was that the 'Playhouse 90' live version?
They used to make some pretty cool/crazy stuff.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 05:04 PM (bcbK8)

484 Donald Trump sex scandal has "completely destroyed" Stormy Daniels' writing and directing career, the adult film actress told members of the Oxford Union debating society Thursday evening.
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THE OXFORD UNION DEBATING SOCIETY.

GUFFAW

Posted by: simplemind at November 19, 2018 05:04 PM (C6xeQ)

485 Look, I've already basically given up on love. I'm trying to not completely give up on life before my Jeopardy taping. This whole area of existence definitely isn't helping.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 05:04 PM (oZ6kz)

486 I have a friend that used to say when he saw a hot girl, "I'd pee in her butt....."

Never understood that one......


When I was going through Elementary school, the guys who wanted to talk up their sexual prowess would spin yarns about how they were peeing in girls' butts regularly.

I like to imagine those were the same guys lying about their exploits in high school. Sure, most of them actually were getting some action, but not from the girls they were claiming.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2018 05:05 PM (9qZ3S)

487 "76 I hear Stormy's been trying to reach Avenatti, but the phone booth he was using just got torn down..."

You've seen "The Lincoln Lawyer", now see CPL Avenetti as "The 1981 Dodge Aries Lawyer", a Sloppy Daniels Production in fine peep shows near you now !

Posted by: Beef Rockslab at November 19, 2018 05:06 PM (Ry8mf)

488 Was that the 'Playhouse 90' live version?
They used to make some pretty cool/crazy stuff.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner

no, I'm pretty sure that it was a feature length movie, with exterior shots. The lead actor was German, I think.

Posted by: The ancient bard had to make the rent too at November 19, 2018 05:06 PM (Z04f8)

489 Musta missed the Nood call in among all the pron talk.

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 05:06 PM (/hTUk)

490 474 A lot of current porn involves inflicting pain... apparently sadomasochism is a big Thing now.....
Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 05:00 PM (ffWPP)

Yeah, that's there. Choking chicks and sodomy, as the song goes.

But pron nowadays is pretty fragmented. There's a niche for nearly everything. And some of it is pretty and nice. The 'couples' stuff and the 'nubiles' I mentioned earlier isn't softcore but it isn't violent and the girls aren't tattooed silicone sisters.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 05:07 PM (bcbK8)

491 485 Look, I've already basically given up on love. I'm trying to not completely give up on life before my Jeopardy taping. This whole area of existence definitely isn't helping.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 05:04 PM (oZ6kz)

No such thing as love. It's all pair bonding. Work on fixing and finding that and you will be good.

Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 05:07 PM (B9BVe)

492
Was that the 'Playhouse 90' live version?
They used to make some pretty cool/crazy stuff.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner


https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060390

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2018 05:07 PM (aKsyK)

493 People diss hentai, but at least 2D waifus aren't soulless vampires draining money from the emotional developmentally retarded.


Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 05:07 PM (oZ6kz)

494 "...would spin yarns about how they were peeing in girls' butts ...Sure, most of them actually were getting some action, but not from the girls they were claiming."

Maybe they just knew Russian hotel hookers...

Posted by: Beef Rockslab at November 19, 2018 05:07 PM (Ry8mf)

495 Now THAT is dimwitted trolling-to suggest that Trump has dissed the military.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 05:08 PM (AllCR)

496 Nood

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 05:08 PM (bcbK8)

497 >> Maybe they just knew Russian hotel hookers...

No, in Russia, whore pee up your butt.

Bend over, Sparky.

Posted by: Russian Piss Whore at November 19, 2018 05:09 PM (f1Vqw)

498 "No such thing as love. It's all pair bonding. Work on fixing and finding that and you will be good.

Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 05:07 PM (B9BVe) "

No need. I have friends and hopefully in a week I'll have a lot of cash. Not from being a garbage person like snapchat thots, but from a lifetime of knowledge.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 05:09 PM (oZ6kz)

499 485 - When is your Jeopardy taping?

Posted by: Cheri at November 19, 2018 05:09 PM (oiNtH)

500 Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 05:07 PM (B9BVe)

BS, Of course there's such a thing as love.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 05:09 PM (AllCR)

501 Thank heaven

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2018 05:10 PM (6VrXf)

502 Cheri - A week from Wednesday.


Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 05:10 PM (oZ6kz)

503 Broseidon, good luck! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 05:11 PM (miE9U)

504 Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 05:10 PM (oZ6kz)

How exciting for you!. Good luck!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 05:12 PM (AllCR)

505 O... M... G.
I just found this at Craigslist:

Seeking a lawyer
Just as there are males trapped in female bodies, females trapped in male bodies etc, they are all recognized with rights. I feel I am a dog trapped in a human body. I seek a lawyer to help me become recognized as a dog with rights to be treated by a veterinarian, etc please. I am in Memphis, TN & can travel if needed.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 05:14 PM (miE9U)

506 I literally meant young girls in real life. It's super annoying as fuck. The bending over right in your face in your personal space repeatedly in see through yoga pants whirl you try and work out. I'm not there to give these thirsty attention whores anything. I want to be left alone so I can get done and get home to my girlfriend. They will fuck around with the wrong dude and get raped and/or pregnant.

I actually had something like that happen to me the other day. I was on a stair climber because it's a fast way to burn off calories at the end of the workout. This woman in front of me with a fantastic butt is on an elliptical. She slows way down and starts really accentuating moving to one side and then the other. IOW she's showing off her rear. I lost focus and am now staring at her butt. After a few moments my eyes flick up and I see she's watching me in the reflection of her elliptical's control panel.

I stopped watching her and was profoundly embarrassed. Her pace goes back up to normal and I moved on to other things.

I've no idea why she did that. I'm guessing she thought it would be funny to mess with me.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2018 05:14 PM (9qZ3S)

507 Girls licking mice?


What are we gonna do tonight, Brain?

Posted by: Pinky at November 19, 2018 04:51 PM (4AIdF)

and there goes my early years in the navy.

Animaniacs was a staple after working hours.

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 19, 2018 05:14 PM (8D42x)

508 474 A lot of current porn involves inflicting pain... apparently sadomasochism is a big Thing now.....

Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 05:00 PM (ffWPP)



Thank "50 Shades" for that one.

Posted by: Doc O'Badman at November 19, 2018 05:15 PM (al2Cf)

509 500 Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 05:07 PM (B9BVe)

BS, Of course there's such a thing as love.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 05:09 PM (AllCR)

You should look into the science instead of feelz.

Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 05:16 PM (B9BVe)

510 "Seeking a lawyer"

Call me at Gino's Diner - my office is third 1981 Dodge Aires on the left, 12th & Figueroa, Los Angeles.

Posted by: Avenetti & Daniels, LLC at November 19, 2018 05:17 PM (jyVW0)

511 My sides and stomach hurt from laughing so hard at this. Ace, you're a good exercise trainer. My abs are like TIGHT.

Posted by: boure at November 19, 2018 05:19 PM (KXQr+)

512 "My sides and stomach hurt from laughing so hard at this"

If you feel you may have been hurt by an Ace thread, you may be entitled to compensation. Call us now.

Posted by: Avenetti & Daniels, LLC at November 19, 2018 05:23 PM (jyVW0)

513 Broseidon,

Make sure that we all know when the air date is! Excited to watch one of the horde kick ass which I am sure you will.

Actually a pretty low bar thanks to Blitzer where an actual wolf could have performed better.

Posted by: Cheri at November 19, 2018 05:32 PM (oiNtH)

514
You should look into science instead of feelz.
Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 05:16 PM (B9BVe

You should look into sitting on something and spinning poster of changing handles.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 05:32 PM (AllCR)

515 Your life got screwed up and now you can't make porn?

...'Cause... um... all the people in porn have their lives so very much together?

Posted by: RKae at November 19, 2018 05:43 PM (BXq8R)

516 "Pepperoni? Oh, yeah - I pepped her roni REAL GOOD."

Posted by: Corndog at November 19, 2018 05:52 PM (p3eEq)

517 When "whore-skank" became "sex worker" we lost something in the culture.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 19, 2018 06:07 PM (koNhm)

518 Snivel snivel snivel whine whine whine whimper whimper whimper just go and cry me a river that will make the Nile look like a trickle

Posted by: Tamaa Bird 1000 Voices at November 19, 2018 06:15 PM (wGqjj)

519 "Believe All Women" you Whore!

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at November 19, 2018 06:40 PM (AJ/mV)

520 Add to the classics, Ace. I laughed until I cried.

Posted by: Bones at November 19, 2018 07:54 PM (rygoh)

Sixteen Democrats Sign Letter Vowing to Vote Against Nancy Pelosi's Bid To Become Speaker Again

A candidate for Speaker of the House needs 218 votes. Assuming all Republicans vote against Nancy Pelosi (an assumption we shouldn't make, because Trump claims he'll get Republicans to vote for Pelosi), then she can only afford to lose 15 Democrat votes out of the 233 they have.

Sixteen Democrats signed a letter stating they will vote against Pelosi, and three other Democrats have vowed to vote against her previously.

So unless Trump actually does convince Republicans to vote for Pelosi -- which would make her Speakership illegitimate to many Democrats (whoopsie) -- she can't win at the moment.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:03 PM




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1 Kapow!

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at November 19, 2018 03:01 PM (0b+Xk)

2 Nobody expects the Federal Reservation!

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at November 19, 2018 03:01 PM (0b+Xk)

3 We want her to win. The crazier the better with that stupid fucking carnival sledge.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 19, 2018 03:02 PM (pUDQf)

4 I wonder who Kevin McCarthy R-Occupied California will wind up voting for?

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at November 19, 2018 03:02 PM (0b+Xk)

5 Yeah, let's give the old, drunk hag a private jet and a $200k budget for hootch, because she's earned it doing the Lord's work.
Again.

Posted by: Fritz at November 19, 2018 03:03 PM (2Mnv1)

6 Put the crazy on display, I say.

Get her speech slurring ass front and center.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 19, 2018 03:03 PM (pUDQf)

7 Do.It.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 03:03 PM (BXMxN)

8 It'll be worth it just for the stuttering-denture press conferences alone.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at November 19, 2018 03:04 PM (0b+Xk)

9 She needs to be speaker....she is so unhinged she will cost them votes in 2020.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 19, 2018 03:04 PM (JUOKG)

10 I loved Trump's endorsement! I laughed my @$$ off.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at November 19, 2018 03:04 PM (hSQF+)

11 Trump can get her a bigger gavel.

Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2018 03:05 PM (9rXxD)

12 It's my turn dammit.

Posted by: DeNiro's dessicated brain at November 19, 2018 03:05 PM (SMh/7)

13 Trump should tweet about that retarded big-ass gavel she dragged around during Obamacare.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at November 19, 2018 03:05 PM (0b+Xk)

14 Yeah Pelosi, because California's 12th congressional district is such a model for the nation.

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2018 03:05 PM (HgMAr)

15 14 Yeah Pelosi, because California's 12th congressional district is such a model for the nation.
Posted by: wth at November 19, 2018 03:05 PM (HgMAr)


All it needs is a urinal puck the size of an old Buick.

Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2018 03:06 PM (9rXxD)

16 I want the GOP to support her.

I desperately want it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 03:06 PM (XSSCs)

17 I still remember fondly when she called Harry Reid "Comrade" during the W. Bush years. She's only gotten crazier since. I love that she'll have Trump's imprimatur all over her botoxed self if she manages to regain speakership. 'Twill be delicious watching the Dems fight amongst themselves.

Posted by: kathysaysso at November 19, 2018 03:07 PM (vkS2Z)

18 The stuttering-denture press conferences and intra-party sit-ins held by the millennial communists in her own corpulent caucus.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at November 19, 2018 03:07 PM (0b+Xk)

19 I wonder where that crazy leftist Cindy Sheehan went. She would make a great roving reporter following pelosi.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2018 03:07 PM (Z04f8)

20 top 25

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 19, 2018 03:07 PM (GBteo)

21 She needs to be speaker....she is so unhinged she will cost them votes in 2020.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman


She doesn't write a single thing in regards to legislation. Her staff, lobbists and the DNC write it all and tell her what to do.

Probably wouldn't change much if a new 'leader' was picked. Except if the new guy is a raging narcissist willing to destroy more things than the media can excuse away.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2018 03:07 PM (pnMCv)

22 You just need whatever guys who were going to vote Allen West this time to vote for Pelosi, and they create massive headaches for the other side.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 03:07 PM (XSSCs)

23 Remember the mess when John Boehner stepped down. The R's finally had to rally around Paul Ryan but I don't think they ever were really unified. Looks like maybe a repeat of the same movie, just with the names changed.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at November 19, 2018 03:08 PM (kUmUV)

24 So who are they going to vote for, Marcia Fudgepacker?

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2018 03:08 PM (HgMAr)

25 I hope she's leader of the D's forever.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 19, 2018 03:08 PM (p6e8W)

26 3 We want her to win. The crazier the better with that stupid fucking carnival sledge.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 19, 2018 03:02 PM (pUDQf)

I say we take a wait and see approach.

I don't think it'll make much of a difference who their speaker is, and I think we should stay completely neutral and out of it. Just kind of rootin' for injuries, if you will.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 19, 2018 03:08 PM (GBteo)

27 So much mischief. Get some guys in safe seats, they can say they did it for the lulz.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 03:08 PM (RD7QR)

28 I think all the Republicans should vote unanimously for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. She might accidentally win if some Dems vote for her. That would be way more entertaining than Pelosi.

Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2018 03:08 PM (9rXxD)

29 21 She needs to be speaker....she is so unhinged she will cost them votes in 2020.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

She doesn't write a single thing in regards to legislation. Her staff, lobbists and the DNC write it all and tell her what to do.

Probably wouldn't change much if a new 'leader' was picked. Except if the new guy is a raging narcissist willing to destroy more things than the media can excuse away.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2018 03:07 PM (pnMCv)

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The point of getting her the post again would be to maintain her as the face of the Democratic Party for as long as possible.

She's electoral poison for Democrats in swing districts (at least historically).

I'd rather chance that happening again with her than on anyone else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 03:09 PM (XSSCs)

30 One more year in the open and her divine spark will be misfiring like a Trabant.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2018 03:09 PM (Z04f8)

31 Did he send out a tweet about it that I missed?

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 19, 2018 03:09 PM (mysK+)

32 Remember when it was impossible for Paul Ryan to win?

So, yeah.

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2018 03:09 PM (9VeU0)

33 So Crazy Doll Eyes Alex leading the revolution?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 19, 2018 03:09 PM (QDvfw)

34 28 I think all the Republicans should vote unanimously for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. She might accidentally win if some Dems vote for her. That would be way more entertaining than Pelosi.
Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2018 03:08 PM (9rXxD)

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We all know she's not grateful to those who help her, so she'd keep her insane side out in the open regardless of who helped her get the post.

I like this idea.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 03:10 PM (XSSCs)

35 A runoff vote for Speaker between Botox and Googly-eyes.

Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2018 03:10 PM (9rXxD)

36 so if she doesn't get the votes, they have a do over?

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 03:11 PM (/hTUk)

37 They'll keep counting until Nancy wins or keels over...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 19, 2018 03:11 PM (QDvfw)

38 36 so if she doesn't get the votes, they have a do over?
Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 03:11 PM (/hTUk)

Yup.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at November 19, 2018 03:11 PM (0b+Xk)

39 She's comedy gold. Chattering dentures and all. We NEED her.

Posted by: Antisocialist at November 19, 2018 03:12 PM (g8jY5)

40 35 A runoff vote for Speaker between Botox and Googly-eyes.
Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2018 03:10 PM (9rXxD)

It would be like a catfight between sideshow attrations. "The bug-eyed woman versus Bongo-Skin Nancy!"

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 03:12 PM (RD7QR)

41 36 so if she doesn't get the votes, they have a do over?
Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 03:11 PM (/hTUk)

=========

They keep casting ballots until someone gets it.

Doesn't happen very often anymore because whip operations are much more improved than they were in the 19th century.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 03:12 PM (XSSCs)

42 Pelosi controls the money. They'll follow the money.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2018 03:12 PM (NFEMn)

43 hehehe...this promises to be fun. I do expect her to prevail though and be out for vengeance.

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 03:12 PM (a0IVu)

44 From the sidebar: I think Ben Howe should change his name to 'Ben Dover'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 03:12 PM (bcbK8)

45 As my civics education is a result of public school I take it there is no avenue for Republicans to steal the speakership our from under the Democrats?

Posted by: A feral duck at November 19, 2018 03:12 PM (iWQRf)

46 I want Ocasio-Cortez.
Then we can inaugurate her and she can sign bills in to laws, just like she dreams of!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 03:12 PM (37IEG)

47 How about a plain brown shoe for SoTH? It can do the job. Just stick on the platform and stand back in awe. That plain brown shoe will impress.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 19, 2018 03:12 PM (odNSz)

48 I'm sure there won't be any butt hurt over this. I'm sure.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 03:13 PM (37IEG)

49 Can't get around the fact that a Dem will be the new speaker.


Are we supporting someone else more?


I think the chance of making her Speakership illegitimate to many Democrats is a good thing.

Posted by: dDan at November 19, 2018 03:14 PM (hwYmz)

50 45 As my civics education is a result of public school I take it there is no avenue for Republicans to steal the speakership our from under the Democrats?
Posted by: A feral duck at November 19, 2018 03:12 PM (iWQRf)

============

Does Speaker need a clear majority of all members or just a plurality?

I think this may be why minority parties vote en masse for their own leadership, in the hopes of getting the Speakership from a fractured opposition. Maybe. I don't know, I just stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 03:14 PM (XSSCs)

51 nood pelosi

phrasing Alton, use some decorum

Posted by: DanMan at November 19, 2018 03:14 PM (QMG5F)

52 http://bit.ly/2OT2XQu
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FB Meme On Ocassional-Cortex

Posted by: Not Fake Tits Meghan McCain at November 19, 2018 03:14 PM (BqBId)

53 heh, Pelosi endorsed by Hitler.

Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2018 03:14 PM (kc+Bd)

54 I posted on earlier post pelosi will protect trump from impeachment. Corporate establishment democrats take their orders from deep state alexandria ocasio-cortez does not. Establishment democrats protected nixon, reagan and both bush's from treason charges. republicans must vote for pelosi to protect trump from impeachment.

Posted by: ramondo at November 19, 2018 03:15 PM (I6idP)

55 Vote her in. But I'm positive the Cucks will fuck up this opportunity to vote for the most insane and senile candidate.

Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 03:15 PM (zZXDy)

56 What the article apparently does not do is inform the reader as to who the nominees are for the speakership. Is it one Republican and one Democrat?

Posted by: mrp at November 19, 2018 03:15 PM (Pqytn)

57 Politics isn't intellectual, but emotional.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 03:05 PM (XSSCs)

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+1000.

Here's the correct strategy, the ones the Dems use, and it's something the debate-club Right isn't really capable of.

Step 1 is the intellectual part, and happens behind closed doors. Settle on a damned governing strategy, for G-d's sake. Figure out where you want to take the initiative, and on what policies, and then demand pain-of-political-death Party discipline from all elected officials and Party proxies. No deviation from the plan in front of the public.

Step 2 is not even discussing specifics of the plan with the public. This is where the emotion comes in. Attack the Left, insult them, ridicule them, demonize them. Trump is good at this. At the same time, underscore your own connection to the voters at an emotional level. That you like them, care about them, and that your policies (such as they know about them) are conceived with their best interests at heart. Limbaugh is very good at this part.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 03:15 PM (AzW6q)

58 Win/win!
This doesn't happen often enough.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 03:15 PM (GkIz4)

59 So why would Trump prefer one drooling retard over another?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 19, 2018 03:16 PM (NuA1h)

60

EM SWEET TATER PI FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at November 19, 2018 03:16 PM (a6fvI)

61 Nah, it'd be better to deny her the speakership if possible. Pelosi may be crazy, but she's experienced and effective within her own caucus. A less experienced hand might have more difficulty herding these cats and denying her the speakership could create grudges, feuds among the Dems.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 19, 2018 03:16 PM (H5knJ)

62 Ben Howe is another thumb.Doughy,bald eunuch thumbs.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 03:16 PM (BXMxN)

63 In the abstract this is all very amusing, but let's not forget that whomever is picked is number 2 in the succession line, right after the Vice President.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at November 19, 2018 03:16 PM (kUmUV)

64 Loopy Occasional Cortex FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 03:16 PM (2El4P)

65 Does the Speaker of the House actually have to be a *member* of the House? Is there some arcane, dusty, long forgotten loophole they could use to bring in some third-party whackadoodle?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 03:17 PM (AURKQ)

66 I'm sure there won't be any butt hurt over this. I'm sure.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 03:13 PM (37IEG)

Since one of the main requirements to be a 21st century Democrat is that you must be a HORRIBLE loser...of course there won't. Not at all.

Posted by: Antisocialist at November 19, 2018 03:17 PM (g8jY5)

67 Oh what tangled web we weave,
When the crazy granny is up for speaker ...

Posted by: Adriane the Free Verse Poetry Critic ... at November 19, 2018 03:17 PM (AoK0a)

68 59
So why would Trump prefer one drooling retard over another?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 19, 2018 03:16 PM (NuA1h)
It's LITERALLY the Gorilla channel.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 03:17 PM (37IEG)

69 61 Nah, it'd be better to deny her the speakership if possible. Pelosi may be crazy, but she's experienced and effective within her own caucus. A less experienced hand might have more difficulty herding these cats and denying her the speakership could create grudges, feuds among the Dems.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 19, 2018 03:16 PM (H5knJ)

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The party's been out of power in the House for almost a decade and schisms have formed recently that are surprisingly large.

I'm not sure anyone will be able to herd those cats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 03:17 PM (XSSCs)

70 Hey Snipes of Broward County is looking for a new job...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 19, 2018 03:17 PM (QDvfw)

71 Pelosi controls the money. They'll follow the money.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2018 03:12 PM (NFEMn)

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This.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 03:17 PM (ffYR/)

72 Pelosi will win because:

1) Ya need an opponent to loose to. And they don't hav one.

2) I could not be that lucky that she will loose to a far left commie

3) I could not be that lucky that she will be elected by Republicans and be illigit.

I am not that lucky

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 03:18 PM (bim/x)

73 So who do the defecting Dems want to see as Speaker?

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 03:18 PM (a0IVu)

74 NeverTrumpers Tom Nichols and Ben Howe Decide that Abortion Isn't a Compelling Reason to Vote for Trump over Abortion Absolutist Hillary Clinton, and That Christians Either Don't or Shouldn't Care So Much About Abortion

___

You know, voting against Moloch and Baal themselves really isn't the Christian thing to do now that I think about it either.

I mean sure they are demons and all, but you realize Trump once actually had two scoops of ice cream at a meeting right? When other people only had...!1!

Posted by: Tom Nichols and Ben Howe at November 19, 2018 03:18 PM (eSx+E)

75 Can the commie/dims get any more wackadoo?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 19, 2018 03:18 PM (0OmEj)

76 41
36 so if she doesn't get the votes, they have a do over?

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 03:11 PM (/hTUk)



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They keep casting ballots until someone gets it.



Doesn't happen very often anymore because whip operations are much more improved than they were in the 19th century.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 03:12 PM (XSSCs)


Which government building does the white smoke come from when they finally choose?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 03:18 PM (UsCnO)

77 nood pelosi

phrasing Alton, use some decorum
Posted by: DanMan


Or bring enough brain bleach for everyone.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 03:18 PM (2El4P)

78 When mid term elections hand you lemons, make lemonade!

Posted by: tbodie at November 19, 2018 03:18 PM (HdZcn)

79 Vote her in. But I'm positive the Cucks will fuck up this opportunity to vote for the most insane and senile candidate.
Posted by: literally serious at November 19, 2018 03:15 PM (zZXDy)

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Yeah. The Democrats would do this in a heartbeat (and have before).

But the cucks are too principled for it, methinks. We'll see if Trump can convince enough of them, but I'm not optimistic.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 03:18 PM (AzW6q)

80 +1000.

Here's the correct strategy, the ones the Dems use, and it's something the debate-club Right isn't really capable of.

Step 1 is the intellectual part, and happens behind closed doors. Settle on a damned governing strategy, for G-d's sake. Figure out where you want to take the initiative, and on what policies, and then demand pain-of-political-death Party discipline from all elected officials and Party proxies. No deviation from the plan in front of the public.

Step 2 is not even discussing specifics of the plan with the public. This is where the emotion comes in. Attack the Left, insult them, ridicule them, demonize them. Trump is good at this. At the same time, underscore your own connection to the voters at an emotional level. That you like them, care about them, and that your policies (such as they know about them) are conceived with their best interests at heart. Limbaugh is very good at this part.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at N




1. don't repost your own comments.
2. you are likely 180 degrees wrong. we do not need emotion to win we need very concise, indeed hyper concise, arguments that are based solely upon logic.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 03:18 PM (MTjB1)

81 No one puts a scarf on my head but me. It's my choice--not my husband/brother's.

Posted by: Rep.-Elect Illhanded Omar, D., Mogadishu at November 19, 2018 03:18 PM (Ndje9)

82 Can the commie/dims get any more wackadoo?

Never ever taunt Murphy like that...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 19, 2018 03:19 PM (QDvfw)

83 71
Pelosi controls the money. They'll follow the money.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2018 03:12 PM (NFEMn)



------------



This.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 03:17 PM (ffYR/)
Loopy will have to have a sudden bout of suicide in Fort Marcy park before she shuts up about CAPITALISTS controlling HER Congress.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 03:19 PM (37IEG)

84 63 In the abstract this is all very amusing, but let's not forget that whomever is picked is number 2 in the succession line, right after the Vice President.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at November 19, 2018 03:16 PM (kUmUV)

Yeah, that's a point. On the other hand, if the line of succession has reached down to the Speaker we might be too screwed to notice.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 03:19 PM (RD7QR)

85 Maxine fo da speakah!

Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2018 03:19 PM (kc+Bd)

86 It would be deliciously ironic for Pelosi to owe her position to Trump.

Still & all, it's to the advantage of both Trump & the Republicans to have Pelosi as SotH. Anyone else, even that fundamentally stupid person from New York's 14th congressional district, would be given the benefit of the doubt.

Posted by: aelfheld at November 19, 2018 03:19 PM (IxDhF)

87 so if she doesn't get the votes, they have a do over?

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 03:11 PM (/hTUk)

=========

They keep casting ballots until someone gets it.

----

It's ok. Dems are used to it.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 03:19 PM (2El4P)

88 Pelosi s IQ is too high for the current crop of socialist retards.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 19, 2018 03:19 PM (NuA1h)

89 Alexandria Ocasio Cortez is not only the future of the democrat party, she is the present. AOC for Speaker!

Posted by: Rather Not at November 19, 2018 03:19 PM (oPogG)

90 Pelousy controls the money spigot. I don't think those 19 know what they're doing.

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2018 03:19 PM (WkMnJ)

91 65 Does the Speaker of the House actually have to be a *member* of the House? Is there some arcane, dusty, long forgotten loophole they could use to bring in some third-party whackadoodle?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 03:17 PM (AURKQ)

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Nothing in the Constitution that dictates it must be a member of the House.

That's why you had a handful of Republicans voting for Allen West (long after he left Congress) and Sarah Palin in the voting.

Still, ask leadership to whip for someone outside the House instead of one of their own and see how that works.

Apparently the Speaker's office is the best office in the Capitol.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 03:19 PM (XSSCs)

92
Does the Speaker of the House actually have to be a *member* of the
House? Is there some arcane, dusty, long forgotten loophole they could
use to bring in some third-party whackadoodle?

***

I nominate Benito Mussolini because no one better embodies what the Democrats stand for in 2018.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2018 03:19 PM (eSx+E)

93 IIRC, leadership controls the committee assignments and designates office space, generally, but not always by seniority. So, yeah, enjoy being the Chairman of the House Subcommittee on Rectal Itch and the three hour trip from your office to the Capital.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 19, 2018 03:19 PM (jp0Bv)

94 63 In the abstract this is all very amusing, but let's not forget that whomever is picked is number 2 in the succession line, right after the Vice President.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at November 19, 2018 03:16 PM (kUmUV)

Let's also not forget that, if such is the way they want to play the game, "we" (not "me", per se) can play that game too.

in other words, just because the top two pieces get toppled doesn't mean the next piece will stay standing too.

I don't want to play that game, but it is a game whose moves must be considered.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 03:20 PM (AURKQ)

95 speaker does not have to be a representative, that is why some idiots have suggested beto shoul be speaker.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 03:20 PM (MTjB1)

96 Can they just go ahead and make Ocasio-Cortex speaker? Go full retard

Posted by: brak at November 19, 2018 03:20 PM (VckGX)

97 Posted by: ramondo at November 19, 2018 03:15 PM (I6idP)

Nice cleanup of your sentence structure, there!

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 03:20 PM (GkIz4)

98 It's good to be Donaldus Maximus, and have one's enemies fight among each other, drawing their own blood to determine who shall have the honor of challenging him in the House of Representatives.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 19, 2018 03:20 PM (Nk3Dy)

99 76 Which government building does the white smoke come from when they finally choose?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 03:18 PM (UsCnO)

============

FBI.

Burning papers, you know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 03:20 PM (XSSCs)

100 9 She needs to be speaker....she is so unhinged she will cost them votes in 2020.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 19, 2018 03:04 PM (JUOKG)


An awful lot of Democrat voters are unhinged, too, don't forget.

Posted by: rickl at November 19, 2018 03:20 PM (xjiRE)

101 WHEEEEEEEEE!!!! Look at me! I'm Speaker of the House!! WHEEEEEEEE...

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at November 19, 2018 03:20 PM (sf1AO)

102 84
63 In the abstract this is all very amusing, but let's not forget that
whomever is picked is number 2 in the succession line, right after the
Vice President.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at November 19, 2018 03:16 PM (kUmUV)



Yeah, that's a point. On the other hand, if the line of succession
has reached down to the Speaker we might be too screwed to notice.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 03:19 PM (RD7QR)
cough cough....25th Amendment....cough cough

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 03:21 PM (37IEG)

103 I'm ready. Pick me!

Posted by: Eric "Nuke Marmalard" Swalwell at November 19, 2018 03:21 PM (Sjz1F)

104 She doesn't write a single thing in regards to legislation. Her staff, lobbists and the DNC write it all and tell her what to do.

Probably wouldn't change much if a new 'leader' was picked. Except if the new guy is a raging narcissist willing to destroy more things than the media can excuse away.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2018 03:07 PM (pnMCv)


This is what I was wondering. I thought that Pelosi was like an old appliance, fizzling out but periodically functional, whereas Occasional was more like a lump of granite, completely nonfunctional. Therefore it would be better to have Occasional as the new speaker.

But if the script is completely outside their hands as regards legislation and priorities, then it probably makes no difference which one of them is speaker.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 19, 2018 03:21 PM (/qEW2)

105 I will say this for Pelosi:

At least she knows how to dress and accessorize like a sane, non-homeless adult woman.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 03:21 PM (AURKQ)

106 I'm in support of anything that forces those 16 letter signers to eat the shit sandwich. You ran as a Dem, but want to be seen as an independent voice? How cute.

FYNQ

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 19, 2018 03:21 PM (Zto5W)

107 you are likely 180 degrees wrong. we do not need emotion to win we
need very concise, indeed hyper concise, arguments that are based solely
upon logic.

***

Do you believe most moderate Democrats/LIVs/etc arrived at their current voting habits through reasoned logic?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2018 03:21 PM (eSx+E)

108 When Pelosi regains the Speakership, will she get her jet back?

Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2018 03:21 PM (kc+Bd)

109 The creepiest thing about photogtraphs of Hippocampus-Cortex is the way her teeth follow you around the room.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 19, 2018 03:21 PM (XXadE)

110 who cares if Trump helps pelosi win speaker? would throw the democrats into chaos.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 03:21 PM (MTjB1)

111
28 I think all the Republicans should vote unanimously for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. She might accidentally win if some Dems vote for her. That would be way more entertaining than Pelosi.
=====
"You like me!! You really like me!!'

Posted by: exdem13 at November 19, 2018 03:21 PM (Nk3Dy)

112 Screw that. Have Romney vote for her. Either that or send in a few provisional ballots signed by Abe Lincoln and FDR.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 19, 2018 03:22 PM (VpIIl)

113 The party's been out of power in the House for almost a decade and schisms have formed recently that are surprisingly large.

I'm not sure anyone will be able to herd those cats.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,


As long as Pelosi remembers where all of the bodies are buried, she will be able to.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 03:22 PM (2El4P)

114

Leftie witches burning the witch Pelosi.

Number of Witches in U.S. on the Rise, May Surpass 1.5 Million ~ CNSnews.com

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2018 03:22 PM (2I4LM)

115 73 So who do the defecting Dems want to see as Speaker?
Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 03:18 PM (a0IVu)

Good question.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 03:22 PM (GkIz4)

116 I hope the Democrats select Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. She can't even name the three branches of government that I learned about in third grade civics. She's more useless than tits on a boar hog and dumber than a bag of hammers.

She'd be an excellent foil for Trump and would ensure that the GOP would take back the House in 2020. Maybe the GOP should vote for her to ensure this delicious outcome.

Pelosi wouldn't be as fun, but she'd still be an excellent radical foil for Trump. My fear is they'll vote for someone reasonable who doesn't screech like a bloodthirsty Marxist harpie.

Posted by: grizzledcoastie at November 19, 2018 03:22 PM (FMgad)

117 But if the script is completely outside their hands as regards legislation and priorities, then it probably makes no difference which one of them is speaker.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 19, 2018 03:21 PM (/qEW2)

They are the face of the party. Botox or bug eyes?

Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2018 03:23 PM (9rXxD)

118 114

Leftie witches burning the witch Pelosi.

Number of Witches in U.S. on the Rise, May Surpass 1.5 Million ~ CNSnews.com

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2018 03:22 PM (2I4LM)

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At least they don't believe in a 2000 year old carpenter.

That would be silly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 03:23 PM (XSSCs)

119 NeverTrumpers Tom Nichols and Ben Howe Decide that Abortion Isn't a Compelling Reason to Vote for Trump over Abortion Absolutist Hillary Clinton, and That Christians Either Don't or Shouldn't Care So Much About Abortion

Yuppers, just ignore that Pelosi and Hillary are on record for abortion up to and somewhat after 'birth'. We should cast aside this and instead meekly be chatised for being the extremists who won't compromise.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2018 03:23 PM (Z04f8)

120 109 She shows here teeth I spontaneously cover my genitals...

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 03:23 PM (BXMxN)

121 I'm terribly sorry Mrs. Ocasio-Cortez, the speakers wife and interns sit over there....

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 03:23 PM (/hTUk)

122 73
So who do the defecting Dems want to see as Speaker?

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 03:18 PM (a0IVu)


Over the weekend, there is a woman from Ohio that has been mentioned a few times.

I didn't bother remembering her name, because this is all a dog-and-pony show for the Facebook under 25 crowd, who is too busy to learn the 3 branches of federal government are NOT the House, Senate, and White House.
Because Mz Ed the talking horse, Mz Economics Degree, forgot that most important rule: Follow The Money.

That same rule got Aunt Nanzi to the top of the food chain.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 03:23 PM (UsCnO)

123 >>So who do the defecting Dems want to see as Speaker?


Martha(?) Fudge

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2018 03:24 PM (4AIdF)

124 75 Can the commie/dims get any more wackadoo?
=========
Yes, yes they can. They've been determinedly proving it since 2000.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 19, 2018 03:24 PM (Nk3Dy)

125 Leftie witches burning the witch Pelosi.

Number of Witches in U.S. on the Rise, May Surpass 1.5 Million ~ CNSnews.com

Posted by: artisanal 'ette


No shit.

Posted by: Husbands in U.S. at November 19, 2018 03:24 PM (Z04f8)

126 yo

Posted by: Kemp at November 19, 2018 03:24 PM (XV4rf)

127 109 The creepiest thing about photogtraphs of Hippocampus-Cortex is the way her teeth follow you around the room.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 19, 2018 03:21 PM (XXadE)

Right? It's like facing down an emaciated, rabid piranha.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 03:24 PM (RD7QR)

128 I think all the Republicans should vote unanimously for Alexandria
Ocasio-Cortez. She might accidentally win if some Dems vote for her.
That would be way more entertaining than Pelosi.

***

Oh hell no. For the LOLs we should ask the Republicans to vote in a block for Ilhan Omar. The woman married her own brother as part of an immigration fraud scheme. She is the Platonic form of Dem craziness.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2018 03:24 PM (eSx+E)

129 Inaugurate Ocasio-Cortez!

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 19, 2018 03:24 PM (PFy0L)

130 Do you believe most moderate Democrats/LIVs/etc arrived at their current voting habits through reasoned logic?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2018 03:21 PM (eSx+E)

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Nope. Nor most moderate (R)s... if they cared so much about the mechanics and arcana of this stuff they'd have gone into the politicking business, or they'd be political junkies that hang out on blogs like this and talk shop about it all the time.

They care about who they perceive as caring about them, and who wants to hurt them. Trump understood that keenly.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 03:24 PM (AzW6q)

131 What's important is that the speaker win the popular vote, otherwise it's not democracy!

Posted by: Ezra Little at November 19, 2018 03:24 PM (37IEG)

132
As long as Pelosi remembers where all of the bodies are buried, she will be able to.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 03:22 PM (2El4P)


It seems the new class of democrats don't care if we know where the bodies are buried.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 19, 2018 03:24 PM (TAmPV)

133 RealSaavedra's avatar
Ryan Saavedra
@RealSaavedra
BREAKING: Theresa Shook, the founder of the Women's March, has called on Linda Sarsour and Tamika Mallory to step down for allowing "anti-Semitism, anti-LBGTQIA sentiment and hateful, racist rhetoric to become a part of the platform"
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Hey they just found this out, Probaly in Bubba Clinton's Mams book

Posted by: Not Fake Tits Meghan McCain at November 19, 2018 03:24 PM (BqBId)

134 Isn't it hanging on whether Mia Love wins or not? Then there's 1 less?

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 03:25 PM (F4u7C)

135 So who do the defecting Dems want to see as Speaker?

Some guy named Karl

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 03:25 PM (bim/x)

136 Hmmm, Speaker is number three in succession, doesn't have to be a House member...

Posted by: Hillary at November 19, 2018 03:25 PM (kc+Bd)

137 Doesn't happen very often anymore because whip operations are much more improved than they were in the 19th century.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 03:12 PM



Absolutely.

https://tinyurl.com/yceaqj64

Posted by: Gwenyth P., Lifestyle Guru at November 19, 2018 03:25 PM (ctuyM)

138 They should make Hillary Speaker.

It doesn't need to be a House Member, does it?

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2018 03:25 PM (4AIdF)

139 So if they abstain or vote for someone else the Republicans could elect the Speaker!

Good plan

Posted by: Kemp at November 19, 2018 03:25 PM (XV4rf)

140 128 She can lead the caucus in ululations and chants of "Death to America!"

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 03:25 PM (BXMxN)

141 106. yes. I'd like to see who those dumba, - er, idealists are.

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2018 03:25 PM (WkMnJ)

142 When Pelosi regains the Speakership, will she get her jet back?
Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2018 03:21 PM (kc+Bd)

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Not sure, as the last time she had it was under the approval, I assume, of Obama. I could see Trump approving it just to bolster Nanzi as the cray cray face of the Dems.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 03:25 PM (ffYR/)

143 133 RealSaavedra's avatar
Ryan Saavedra
@RealSaavedra
BREAKING: Theresa Shook, the founder of the Women's March, has called on Linda Sarsour and Tamika Mallory to step down for allowing "anti-Semitism, anti-LBGTQIA sentiment and hateful, racist rhetoric to become a part of the platform"
=====
Hey they just found this out, Probaly in Bubba Clinton's Mams book
Posted by: Not Fake Tits Meghan McCain at November 19, 2018 03:24 PM (BqBId)

=============

Oh, the Twitter flame war is going to be the stuff of legend!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 03:25 PM (XSSCs)

144 Occasional- Spandex for Speaker!

Posted by: Marcus T at November 19, 2018 03:25 PM (VpIIl)

145 86 It would be deliciously ironic for Pelosi to owe her position to Trump.

Posted by: aelfheld at November 19, 2018 03:19 PM (IxDhF)

One for the history books.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 03:25 PM (GkIz4)

146 The creepiest thing about photogtraphs of Hippocampus-Cortex is the way her teeth follow you around the room.

***

Well, at least we know who we can update the "Overly Obsessed Girlfriend" meme with pictures of for 2018.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2018 03:25 PM (eSx+E)

147 97 No comment on democrats protecting republican treason? Because you can't!

Posted by: ramondo at November 19, 2018 03:26 PM (I6idP)

148 When Pelosi regains the Speakership, will she get her jet back?

Even better. She gets her booze budget back!

Posted by: tu3031 at November 19, 2018 03:26 PM (sf1AO)

149 I assume any Dem speaker is going to be bad for us and bad for America.

I can't pick between them. For once, I'm willing to delegate this. If Trump wants to work with her, I have no strong feelings in favor of anyone else.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 03:26 PM (bcbK8)

150 148 When Pelosi regains the Speakership, will she get her jet back?

Even better. She gets her booze budget back!
Posted by: tu3031 at November 19, 2018 03:26 PM (sf1AO)

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Little known fact: She donates all of her booze budget to Hillary every other month.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 03:26 PM (XSSCs)

151 Word. Neo-Cortex's teeth are terrifying.

Posted by: Vagina Dentata at November 19, 2018 03:27 PM (H5knJ)

152 148 When Pelosi regains the Speakership, will she get her jet back?

Even better. She gets her booze budget back!
Posted by: tu3031 at November 19, 2018 03:26 PM (sf1AO)

Air Force One-Fifty-One

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 03:27 PM (AURKQ)

153 All we want in a Dem Speaker is someone who makes a lousy impression on TV.
IOW, Pelosi.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 19, 2018 03:27 PM (Rxduq)

154 Pelosi is becoming more and more insane, so I want her as the face* of the House (D)s.




* Literally. She's scratching on mascara and will eventually be standing in front of the cameras with lipstick circling out to her cheeks.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at November 19, 2018 03:27 PM (LX21o)

155 Make me the speaker,charge the booze!
Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 03:27 PM (BXMxN)

156 SF Botox bitch for Speaker. Nancy Nancy Nancy

Posted by: Kemp at November 19, 2018 03:27 PM (XV4rf)

157 So who do the defecting Dems want to see as Speaker?

Some guy named Karl
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Karl Hungus?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 19, 2018 03:27 PM (XXadE)

158 153
All we want in a Dem Speaker is someone who makes a lousy impression on TV.

IOW, Pelosi.





Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 19, 2018 03:27 PM (Rxduq)
Question - have you not seen Loopy on camera?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 03:28 PM (37IEG)

159 Congress is just your high school or college student council grown up. Never connected with those people or thought much of them then and feel the same way now. I also have enough self awareness though that I realize somebody has to do it. Unfortunately it's always a certain breed that I dislike that it's their passion. There are of course exceptions. But too few.

Posted by: Zimmerman telegram at November 19, 2018 03:28 PM (2DOZq)

160 Under the Wiki entry for Vagina Dentata is a picture of a smiling Doll Eyes Alex.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 19, 2018 03:28 PM (QDvfw)

161 146 The creepiest thing about photogtraphs of Hippocampus-Cortex is the way her teeth follow you around the room.

***

Well, at least we know who we can update the "Overly Obsessed Girlfriend" meme with pictures of for 2018.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2018 03:25 PM (eSx+E)

I pre-chewed your food for you, DEAR...because of my LOVE for you.

Posted by: Alexandra Occasional-Cortex, girlfriend at November 19, 2018 03:28 PM (RD7QR)

162 If Nancy shows me her sweater puppies, I will move over to the House, vote for her, then beat her like a rug!

Posted by: Sherrod Brown at November 19, 2018 03:28 PM (VpIIl)

163 Didn't Speaker Nancy get her jet during GWB?

Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2018 03:28 PM (kc+Bd)

164 I assume any Dem speaker is going to be bad for us and bad for America.

I can't pick between them. For once, I'm willing to delegate this. If Trump wants to work with her, I have no strong feelings in favor of anyone else.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 03:26 PM (bcbK

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Yeah... I don't think it matters, except for who would harm the Dems the most. Trump seems to think that's Pelosi. Others think a radical would discredit them more, but I'll trust PDT's judgment on this.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 03:28 PM (AzW6q)

165 151
Word. Neo-Cortex's teeth are terrifying.

Posted by: Vagina Dentata at November 19, 2018 03:27 PM (H5knJ)

Yeah, I think I would pass up a BJ from her.

Posted by: Kemp at November 19, 2018 03:28 PM (XV4rf)

166 Some guy named Karl
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Karl Hungus?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 19, 2018 03:27 PM (XXadE)

Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, but at least it's an ethos.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 03:28 PM (AURKQ)

167 Bunny Boiler for speaker!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 03:29 PM (37IEG)

168 Doll Eyes Alex.


so if you tip her head back they close right?

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 03:29 PM (/hTUk)

169 I am the ONLY thing standing between you and President Garfield's Nazi agenda!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi (D) at November 19, 2018 03:29 PM (4AIdF)

170 BREAKING on CNN: Jim Accoster sues the House of Representatives for his First Amendment right to vote for Pelosi in that election.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 19, 2018 03:29 PM (EqwcA)

171

You gotta love Trump in this.

Now the democrats are cornered. They do not want to support who he supports, but they don't want to defy the Evil Witch of the West either.

It is confusing to them at the very least.

What to do, what to do...

Pass the Sorting Hat...

"Or perhaps in Slytherin,
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folk use any means,
To achieve their ends."
---The Sorting Hat

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2018 03:29 PM (2I4LM)

172 How is it in this day and age nobody has iphone porn or naked pictures of Occasional-Vortex?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 19, 2018 03:29 PM (VpIIl)

173 So unless Trump actually does convince Republicans to vote for Pelosi -- which would make her Speakership illegitimate to many Democrats (whoopsie)

LOL. Do it. Do it. Watch the Democrat party melt down.

Posted by: The ARC of History at November 19, 2018 03:29 PM (TEv5V)

174 Troll reminds me of lonely, retarded puppy you don't want around. But it keeps following you and peeing all over everything.

You don't want to shoot it, because it's just a retarded puppy. You feel sorry for it. You just want it to go away and get help and love from someone else.

But unlike a retarded puppy, no one will ever love the troll.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 03:30 PM (bcbK8)

175 http://bit.ly/2OQoucs
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BAM! Katie Pavlich truth hammers media & libs about who was calling out Women's March leaders ALL ALONG twitchy.com

Posted by: Not Fake Tits Meghan McCain at November 19, 2018 03:30 PM (BqBId)

176 I will say this for Pelosi:

At least she knows how to dress and accessorize like a sane, non-homeless adult woman.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 03:21 PM (AURKQ)
.............

I guess she hasn't been back to her district lately to observe the latest fashion trends.

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2018 03:30 PM (HgMAr)

177 Ask Cortana!

Posted by: Cortana can Help at November 19, 2018 03:30 PM (hrcfq)

178 105. yes until FLOTUS showed up Pelousy was the best dressed female in DC. Now she's a distant second.

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2018 03:30 PM (WkMnJ)

179 Do you believe most moderate Democrats/LIVs/etc arrived at their current voting habits through reasoned logic?

Posted by: 18-1 at N




well, first of all, I am not one of the ones here that fantasizes about the romance of armed conflict or some split of the country. this is my country, I want it all, and I do not want to be responsible for its dissolution.

second, the majority of the middle does not have any fixed beliefs, politically, one way or the other, they can be swayed. the are most easily swayed by emotion but it is not lasting.

third, having spent the majority of my adulthood surrounded by and interacting with those who identify as liberal and democrat, I will assure you that they have a bit of a cognitive dissonance. frequently they will advocate one thing politically and another personally. for instance what they advocate for other people's kids in public school is not what they implement with their own kids.

I have had quite a lot of success explaining my position on conservatism and the Constitution simply asking them which of the contracts they have signed wold they like to be a living document with words and obligations that are able to be redefined at someone's whim. that argument does not instantly persuade everyone but it definitely sticks. more than half of the people I have had that discussion with have come back to me at some point to rehash the argument with me. they are not all instantly swayed, but the fact the it stays with them suggests they are not entirely unthinking and set in their positions.

lots of people in blue states and cities are more like us than unlike us.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 03:31 PM (MTjB1)

180 Shumer took $50k in donations from Facebook and his daughter got a job

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/313434/

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 03:31 PM (BXMxN)

181 It seems the new class of democrats don't care if we know where the bodies are buried.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic


Yeah. Al Franken found out the hard way.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 03:31 PM (2El4P)

182 173 So unless Trump actually does convince Republicans to vote for Pelosi -- which would make her Speakership illegitimate to many Democrats (whoopsie)

LOL. Do it. Do it. Watch the Democrat party melt down.

Posted by: The ARC of History at November 19, 2018 03:29 PM (TEv5V)

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No matter what, the House will pass some garbage amnesty and infrastructure bills while having very ineffective but loud committee meetings on TV.

Might as well make Democrats suspicious of their own leader in the process.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 03:31 PM (XSSCs)

183 Didn't Speaker Nancy get her jet during GWB?
Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2018 03:28 PM (kc+Bd)

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You may be correct here. If so, my bad.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 03:31 PM (ffYR/)

184 What's the saying?

Better the devil you know....

Posted by: Zimmerman telegram at November 19, 2018 03:31 PM (2DOZq)

185
I guess she hasn't been back to her district lately to observe the latest fashion trends.
Posted by: wth at November 19, 2018 03:30 PM (HgMAr)


And her handlers say she's yet to shit in the street.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 03:31 PM (F4u7C)

186 176 I will say this for Pelosi:

At least she knows how to dress and accessorize like a sane, non-homeless adult woman.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 03:21 PM (AURKQ)
.............

I guess she hasn't been back to her district lately to observe the latest fashion trends.
Posted by: wth at November 19, 2018 03:30 PM (HgMAr)

Hard to sit through a meeting with nothing but assless chaps.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 03:31 PM (RD7QR)

187 LOL. Do it. Do it. Watch the Democrat party melt down.

Posted by: The ARC of History at November 19, 2018 03:29 PM (TEv5V)\


Don't worry...Flake and Romney will fly to their rescue

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 03:31 PM (bim/x)

188
Vote for Fudge
I don't hold a grudge.

Posted by: Marcia Fudge at November 19, 2018 03:31 PM (LilNs)

189 Nancy doing a naked fan dance with nothing but copies of the constitution and a stripper pole. You're welcome!

Posted by: Marcus T at November 19, 2018 03:32 PM (VpIIl)

190 54
I posted on earlier post pelosi will protect trump from impeachment.
Corporate establishment democrats take their orders from deep state
alexandria ocasio-cortez does not. Establishment democrats protected
nixon, reagan and both bush's from treason charges. republicans must
vote for pelosi to protect trump from impeachment.

Posted by: ramondo at November 19, 2018 03:15 PM (I6idP)

huh?
Has Occasional-Cortex figured out the correct answer to the 3 branches of government yet?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 03:32 PM (UsCnO)

191 How is it in this day and age nobody has iphone porn or naked pictures of Occasional-Vortex?


If you release naked pictures of an ex-girlfriend no future girlfriends will let you take naked pictures of them.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2018 03:32 PM (fuK7c)

192 136 Hmmm, Speaker is number three in succession, doesn't have to be a House member...
Posted by: Hillary at November 19, 2018 03:25 PM (kc+Bd)

heh

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 03:32 PM (GkIz4)

193 178
105. yes until FLOTUS showed up Pelousy was the best dressed female in DC. Now she's a distant second.

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2018 03:30 PM (WkMnJ)


Damn Straight!

Posted by: Moochelle the Glamorous at November 19, 2018 03:32 PM (kc+Bd)

194 they are lying. bluffing actually. Nancy should call.

Posted by: x at November 19, 2018 03:32 PM (nFwvY)

195 Chaps on Naugahyde?

Some sticking may occur.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 19, 2018 03:32 PM (QDvfw)

196 @180
Piker. Webb's daughter got a $600K job at NBC to do nothing.

Posted by: Kemp at November 19, 2018 03:32 PM (XV4rf)

197 AOC reminds me of that photo bombing chipmunk from a few years ago.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at November 19, 2018 03:32 PM (nBr1j)

198 Folks, the Dems aren't against Pelosi because she's nuts -- they're against her because she's not nutty enough!

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 19, 2018 03:32 PM (FhpdW)

199 190 huh?
Has Occasional-Cortex figured out the correct answer to the 3 branches of government yet?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 03:32 PM (UsCnO)

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She's still figuring out the 3rd chamber of Congress.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 03:32 PM (XSSCs)

200 Can any of you eat corn through a picket fence? No? Then fuck off!

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at November 19, 2018 03:32 PM (gC2IV)

201 I don't think the point of Trump's endorsement is to signal that he thinks she's the least bad option, it's because if he does so, he's now got (some degree of) power over her. It's a win-win for him. He gets to appear magnanimous and make deals with the opposing side, the far left goes absolutely nuts over it, and if Pelosi starts doing anything too crazy, he threaten her with losing the Speakership by losing Republican support.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 19, 2018 03:32 PM (OJXf7)

202 How do you say off Sock in Morse code?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 03:33 PM (2DOZq)

203 So does this mean Harry Reid can come back too?
Ooooh...butterscotch candy!!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at November 19, 2018 03:33 PM (sf1AO)

204 lots of people in blue states and cities are more like us than unlike us.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 03:31 PM (MTjB1)

Yep. They're mentally lazy, most of them.
The saying goes, 'everyone is Conservative about things important to them', doesn't it?

Even during the Revolution, a full 1/3 of the country was actively Royalist and 1/3 was meh, in the middle.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 03:33 PM (bcbK8)

205 Doll Eyes Alex thinks the third chamber of Congress is her vagina.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 19, 2018 03:33 PM (QDvfw)

206 No Republican will vote for Botox Nancy, none.

Posted by: Kemp at November 19, 2018 03:33 PM (XV4rf)

207 Troll is inadvertenently hilarious. No one engages, so he pathetically whines about lack of engagement. In his own mind, he's the star of "Everybody Hates Ramundo." In reality, no one here can be arsed. He's like a piece of gum on the sidewalk that everyone walks around. Sad.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 19, 2018 03:33 PM (H5knJ)

208 The dems ask for leadership, and get crumbs.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 19, 2018 03:34 PM (V7iPA)

209 ain't this a DAMN shame?

pass the popcorn!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 19, 2018 03:34 PM (Dagiw)

210 From what I understand Pelosi is a huge fundraiser.They wont cross her because she controls the purse strings.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 03:34 PM (BXMxN)

211 What is the advantage to Trump in having Pelosi as Speaker? Known quantity or is she just slightly less of a howling leftist than the woman from the Congressional Black Caucus who might replace her?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 03:34 PM (AllCR)

212 198 Folks, the Dems aren't against Pelosi because she's nuts -- they're against her because she's not nutty enough!
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 19, 2018 03:32 PM (FhpdW)

That's the scary bit, isn't it? She's the Mensheviks to their Bolsheviks.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 03:34 PM (RD7QR)

213 Dang, I bet Occasional Cortex and Neil Degrasse Tyson could have some deep conversations.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at November 19, 2018 03:34 PM (LX21o)

214 How do you say off Sock in Morse code?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at N




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Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 03:34 PM (MTjB1)

215 28 I think all the Republicans should vote unanimously for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. She might accidentally win if some Dems vote for her. That would be way more entertaining than Pelosi.
Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2018 03:08 PM (9rXxD)


Maxine Waters. Then claim any Dems who didn't vote for her were racist AND sexist. Put the cat among the pigeons.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2018 03:34 PM (cfSLd)

216 Kabuki, little more.

Still, entertaining.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 03:34 PM (NYS7S)

217 How is it in this day and age nobody has iphone porn or naked pictures of Occasional-Vortex?

Westchester's Evita's social life, or indeed, what she did between college and age 28, are something that the media isn't interested in investigating, which should tell you something.

Posted by: The ARC of History at November 19, 2018 03:34 PM (TEv5V)

218 158----Question - have you not seen Loopy on camera?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 03:28 PM (37IEG)
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Yeah, but Loopy has ZERO chance.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 19, 2018 03:34 PM (Rxduq)

219 205
Doll Eyes Alex thinks the third chamber of Congress is her vagina.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 19, 2018 03:33 PM (QDvfw)

Shaved and ready to go to work, just tip her big after your next drink at the bar.

Posted by: Kemp at November 19, 2018 03:34 PM (XV4rf)

220 The Money People WANT amnesty.... what an unholy alliance... plutocrats, Marxists, Democrat Party, non- white Racists....

Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 03:35 PM (ffWPP)

221 nuts

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 03:35 PM (MTjB1)

222 211 What is the advantage to Trump in having Pelosi as Speaker? Known quantity or is she just slightly less of a howling leftist than the woman from the Congressional Black Caucus who might replace her?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 03:34 PM (AllCR)

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She's a face to run against.

Proven to be unpopular in swing states/districts.

Having her will more likely help him in re-election during 2020 than anyone else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 03:35 PM (XSSCs)

223 128
Oh hell no. For the LOLs we should ask the Republicans to vote in a block for Ilhan Omar. The woman married her own brother as part of an immigration fraud scheme. She is the Platonic form of Dem craziness.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2018 03:24 PM (eSx+E)


I see what you're saying, but do you really want her that high in the line of succession?

Posted by: rickl at November 19, 2018 03:35 PM (xjiRE)

224 I'd like to see Republicans line-up behind Loopy Fiasco or Mad Maxine. It would be epic.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 19, 2018 03:35 PM (O7MnT)

225 Doll Eyes Alex thinks the third chamber of Congress is her vagina.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 19, 2018 03:33 PM (QDvfw)

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why not?

just about everything else has like been in there...


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 19, 2018 03:35 PM (Dagiw)

226 What is the advantage to Trump in having Pelosi as Speaker?

Lighting off a civil war within the Democrats.

What's not to like?

Posted by: The ARC of History at November 19, 2018 03:35 PM (TEv5V)

227 No Republican will vote for Botox Nancy, none.
Posted by: Kemp at November 19, 2018 03:33 PM (XV4rf)

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I bet if PDT reached out he could get her some R votes. Enough? Dunno.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 03:36 PM (ffYR/)

228 @222
THIS

Posted by: Kemp at November 19, 2018 03:36 PM (XV4rf)

229 223 128
Oh hell no. For the LOLs we should ask the Republicans to vote in a block for Ilhan Omar. The woman married her own brother as part of an immigration fraud scheme. She is the Platonic form of Dem craziness.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2018 03:24 PM (eSx+E)

I see what you're saying, but do you really want her that high in the line of succession?
Posted by: rickl at November 19, 2018 03:35 PM (xjiRE)

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Chose the most conservative Democrat backbencher and vote for him/her en masse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 03:36 PM (XSSCs)

230 having pelosi in as speaker because of Trump support gives Trump his go to line.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 03:36 PM (MTjB1)

231 "We have 219 votes for Maxine Waters' Hair to be the new Speaker of the House."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 19, 2018 03:36 PM (QDvfw)

232
"Cortana what are the odds the House Republicans can make a deal with dissident democrats to elect a Republican Speaker of the house?"

Cortana: Ask again later. It could happen.

Posted by: Cortana can Help at November 19, 2018 03:37 PM (hrcfq)

233 147
97 No comment on democrats protecting republican treason? Because you can't!

Posted by: ramondo at November 19, 2018 03:26 PM (I6idP)

After Soros donated $10 Billion to Leftie causes, it takes a while for that money to be floated through the system.

ramondo is one of those who got paid and actually cashed his check.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 03:37 PM (UsCnO)

234 So, what will the house republicans do? Are they cunning enough to play smart politics?

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 03:38 PM (a0IVu)

235 It's good to be The Queen, the Most Powerful Woman in the World!!

HA!! Suck it, Hillary Has-Been!

Posted by: SotH Pelosi at November 19, 2018 03:38 PM (kc+Bd)

236 No Republican will vote for Botox Nancy, none.


Posted by: Kemp at November 19, 2018 03:33 PM (XV4rf)

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why hot, if that's what TGE wants them to do?

many of them got elected because of him.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 19, 2018 03:38 PM (Dagiw)

237 I think Pelosi = money is overstated. She has the money because she's been the Dem leader in the House sonce forever. If she's dethroned, the money will quickly go elsewhere. No one is personally invested in the Birdwoman of Alcatraz.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 19, 2018 03:38 PM (H5knJ)

238 73 So who do the defecting Dems want to see as Speaker?
Posted by: IC



Maxine Waters.

Because if your going to go CRAZY, don't fuck around. Go all in!

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 19, 2018 03:39 PM (odNSz)

239 How is it in this day and age nobody has iphone porn or naked pictures of Occasional-Vortex?

Maybe she's one of the 100 people under age 40 who doesn't want to have nude pictures taken of her because she thinks it could be used for blackmail by various d-bag exes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 03:39 PM (AllCR)

240 232
"Cortana what are the odds the House Republicans can make a deal with dissident democrats to elect a Republican Speaker of the house?"

Cortana: Ask again later. It could happen.
Posted by: Cortana can Help at November 19, 2018 03:37 PM (hrcfq)

...

This only works the other way. Don't try to be cute.

Posted by: Cruise Cucks at November 19, 2018 03:39 PM (yL25O)

241 Pelosi's ugly mug sitting behind Trump next year at the SOTU address, yuck. Bet she won't stand and clap for anything he says..she will just sit there and chew on her dentures.

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 03:39 PM (a0IVu)

242 What is the advantage to Trump in having Pelosi as Speaker? Known quantity or is she just slightly less of a howling leftist than the woman from the Congressional Black Caucus who might replace her?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 03:34 PM (AllCR)

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She is not popular on a National level. Having her as the face of the Dems for 2020 would be a big advantage.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 03:39 PM (ffYR/)

243 Also, I want Pelosi to win so that Joe Cunningham's promise to not vote for her becomes as empty as it's always been.

He won SC-1 against Katie Arrington based partially on that promise.

Having Pelosi become Speaker despite his vote against her should show my muddled-headed neighbors that a vote for the Democrat was a vote for Pelosi.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 03:39 PM (XSSCs)

244 138
They should make Hillary Speaker.



It doesn't need to be a House Member, does it?

Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2018 03:25 PM (4AIdF)

whoa! Never thought of this! Hillz is the only woman that controls more corrupt money than Nanzi!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 03:39 PM (UsCnO)

245 If you release naked pictures of an ex-girlfriend no future girlfriends will let you take naked pictures of them.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2018 03:32 PM (fuK7c)
...........

How do they know you're taking pictures of them?

Posted by: Bill Cosby at November 19, 2018 03:40 PM (HgMAr)

246 why hot, if that's what TGE wants them to do?

many of them got elected because of him.


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 19, 2018 03:38 PM (Dagiw)

It would totally ruin the narrative of running against Nancy. Their come back would be Republicans elected her.
Not smart politics

Posted by: Kemp at November 19, 2018 03:40 PM (XV4rf)

247 So Nutsy Palsi only gets, say, 215 votes for Speaker, the squishy GOPe leader gets, say 205, and generic "Someone Else" gets the rest.

There's then a run-off and all of a sudden all of those gosh-darn independent Democrats, golly gee, well we gotta vote for one of these two so I'm voting for the Botox.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 03:40 PM (NYS7S)

248 I think the GOP should swing behind the Woman of Tooth from the Empire State.

Ocasio-Conqueror for Speaker!

Posted by: JEM at November 19, 2018 03:40 PM (8erNz)

249 How is it in this day and age nobody has iphone porn or naked pictures of Occasional-Vortex?

Who'd want to see it? She probably looks like a wookie eating an Arby's sandwich.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 19, 2018 03:40 PM (wCmLp)

250 Lot of very smart comments about pelosi here today. I agree. The deep state does not want impeachment, nor does wall street. Pelosi is their girl

Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2018 03:40 PM (7T5tR)

251 "Mr. Republican Congressman, Nancy Pelosi is on line one."

Shall I tell her you are busy sacrificing children at the altar of capitalism under the false banner of patriotism or that you are gratuitously exploiting women sexually while you assert your hypermasculinity?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2018 03:40 PM (H7LIz)

252 How do they know you're taking pictures of them?

The film crew. Guy with the boom mic is a dead giveaway.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 19, 2018 03:41 PM (H5knJ)

253 She's a face to run against.

Proven to be unpopular in swing states/districts.

Having her will more likely help him in re-election during 2020 than anyone else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Hanh?

He has to run against the Dem pres candidate. She ain't going to be one.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2018 03:41 PM (pnMCv)

254 If you release naked pictures of an ex-girlfriend no future girlfriends will let you take naked pictures of them.

Good for them!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 03:41 PM (AllCR)

255 237 I think Pelosi = money is overstated. She has the money because she's been the Dem leader in the House sonce forever. If she's dethroned, the money will quickly go elsewhere. No one is personally invested in the Birdwoman of Alcatraz.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 19, 2018 03:38 PM (H5knJ)

===========

That is power in politics, and it's invested in a proven money raiser.

It's one reason Paul Ryan never got successfully toppled, because he was good at raising money.

And it's not just money, but the fact that that money raised helped elect many members of Congress. Those who know that their wins in tight races were partially due to the leadership's largess will find it harder to vote against the leadership's wishes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 03:41 PM (XSSCs)

256 If any R's vote for Pelosi, especially owing to PDT's remarks, the collective Lefty Loons will blame Putin for colluding with her and stealing the election. Long popcorn futures ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 19, 2018 03:42 PM (EqwcA)

257 naked pictures of Occasional-Vortex?

Maybe she's one of the 100 people under age 40 who doesn't want to have nude pictures taken of her because she thinks it could be used for blackmail by various d-bag exes.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at N



have you not looked at the under 40s around you? no one wants to take pictures of them let alone naked pics. there is a reason they are always taking pics of their food.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 03:42 PM (MTjB1)

258 which would make her Speakership illegitimate to many Democrats (whoopsie).

President Donald J Troll. He is the most fun we've had in years.

Posted by: t-bird at November 19, 2018 03:42 PM (g0Lfb)

259 I have heard that you are looking for naked pictures of the toothy one.

What are you offering me?

Posted by: Carlos Danger at November 19, 2018 03:42 PM (H7LIz)

260 So who do the defecting Dems want to see as Speaker? Posted by: IC

It's a woman in the Congressional Black Caucus who's last name is Fudge

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 03:42 PM (AllCR)

261 Here's a fun scenario: Say those 16 or so ultimately defect. Then say some number also bail from the GOP, maybe even join with the former Dems to form a sort of third caucus.

Now, for the sake of argument, let us suppose this third caucus could be large enough that no one party could get 50% +1 in the House.

Ludi incipiant...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 19, 2018 03:42 PM (AM1GF)

262 If you release naked pictures of an ex-girlfriend no future girlfriends will let you take naked pictures of them.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2018 03:32 PM (fuK7c)
...........

How do they know you're taking pictures of them?
Posted by: Bill Cosby


That's what the two way mirror in the bathroom is for.


What?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 03:42 PM (2El4P)

263 "We have 219 votes for Maxine Waters' Hair to be the new Speaker of the House."

It'll be good enough having her as head of the Financial Services Committee. She can come to work wearing one of those giant dollar sign medallions. I presume the banks she will be overseeing already have their checkbooks at the ready...

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at November 19, 2018 03:43 PM (sf1AO)

264 Mia love wins and we are at 202 seats. Dems at 233. Pelosi does not have the luxury of 257 seats like she had in 2009

Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2018 03:43 PM (7T5tR)

265 Choppers for Speaker! If Pelosi wins, Trump wins.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 19, 2018 03:43 PM (9X624)

266
"We have 219 votes for Maxine Waters' Hair to be the new Speaker of the House."
_________________

EM PUMPKIN PI FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at November 19, 2018 03:43 PM (GEhPL)

267 Trump should keep on supporting Pelosi for speaker..stir up chaos.

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 03:43 PM (a0IVu)

268 ALL the Rs should immediately vote for her.

Then watch the chaos.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2018 03:43 PM (oVJmc)

269 253 Hanh?

He has to run against the Dem pres candidate. She ain't going to be one.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2018 03:41 PM (pnMCv)

=============

True, but as the second most powerful Democrat, behind whoever gets the nomination, she'll appear in a lot of ads.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 03:43 PM (XSSCs)

270 We have to talk about all of ..... this.... of course, but after a hundred plus years of discusiing Democrat skulduggery and amorality, not much new can be said.

Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 03:43 PM (ffWPP)

271 What?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 03:42 PM (2El4P)


Don't all bathrooms come with 2 way mirrors?

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 03:43 PM (F4u7C)

272 Have we seen the first showing of
"The Return of Acosta"?
I hope they switch off his microphone and substitute some Yosemite Sam dialogue.

Posted by: Downcast at November 19, 2018 03:43 PM (DHLh0)

273 It would totally ruin the narrative of running against Nancy. Their come back would be Republicans elected her.
Not smart politics
Posted by: Kemp at November 19, 2018 03:40 PM (XV4rf)


Exactly. The smart play for the R's is to vote as a block for the most conservative republican knowing he'll never get the nod. Then in 18 months they can go back to their district and say how Tea Party conservative they are (even though it is a complete lie), and not be tarred in anyway with whomever becomes speaker.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at November 19, 2018 03:44 PM (kUmUV)

274 Republicans should vote for Omar's brother/husband.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 19, 2018 03:44 PM (Ndje9)

275 Wall Street deserves maxine waters. They give big dollars to dems.

Posted by: Jonah at November 19, 2018 03:44 PM (7T5tR)

276 Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 03:42 PM (MTjB1)

Really?. From what I hear there seem to be enough narcissistic clown who get sweet talked into this stupidity which explains why there are lawsuits against this.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 03:44 PM (AllCR)

277 He has to run against the Dem pres candidate. She ain't going to be one.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2018 03:41 PM (pnMCv)

You do know every seat in the House will be up for reelection in 2020, right.


Trump runs against do nothing congress, and sweeps in 50 new GOP house members

Posted by: Kemp at November 19, 2018 03:44 PM (XV4rf)

278 And Trump tweets Nancy 'Who's your Daddy now?'

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 03:44 PM (2LelM)

279 274 Republicans should vote for Omar's brother/husband.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 19, 2018 03:44 PM (Ndje9)

============

Sherrod Brown's beaten ex-wife.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 03:44 PM (XSSCs)

280 ramondo is one of those who got paid and actually cashed his check.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 03:37 PM (UsCnO)


I thought he was stuck in Tijuana, still trying to sneak into the country.

Those lawns aren't going to mow themselves, after all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2018 03:44 PM (CDGwz)

281 What about Maxine Waters?

Seeing that turkeynecked retard square off against Trump for the next two years would be comedy gold.

Comedy. Gold.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 03:45 PM (vOkuK)

282 Marcia Fudge. It might be worth it to have a Speaker Fudge just for the entertainment value.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 03:45 PM (RD7QR)

283 The GOP will NOT interfere with the vote.
If they broke the tacit agreement not to mess around like that, what do you suppose the Dems would do if the GOP took back the House?
They'd lure away a few RINOs and put in Maxine --- whatever.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 19, 2018 03:45 PM (Rxduq)

284 Bring me my Giant Gavel!!!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at November 19, 2018 03:45 PM (sf1AO)

285 Who'd want to see it? She probably looks like a wookie eating an Arby's sandwich.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 19, 2018 03:40 PM (wCmLp)


Imagine those batshit crazy eyes looking up at you as she drags her shark teeth on your member.......

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 03:45 PM (F4u7C)

286 Just saw a hilarious headline at Breitbart.

Stormy Daniels: Donald Trump 'completely destroyed' my porn screenwriting career.

Posted by: buzzion at November 19, 2018 03:45 PM (WaxcS)

287
I will say this for Pelosi:

At least she knows how to dress and accessorize like a sane, non-homeless adult woman.


I'm not fond of the giant pearl necklace thing. It screams I'm a bitch.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 19, 2018 03:46 PM (TAmPV)

288 This is all wrong.

We should be the ones asking blue state Democrats to vote for a Republican for speaker.

Why are we thinking like Henry Hyde?

Peel away the Democrat votes.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2018 03:46 PM (H7LIz)

289 Marcia, Marcia, Marcia --- Fudge.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 03:46 PM (2LelM)

290 ramondo is one of those who got paid and actually cashed his check.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 03:37 PM (UsCnO)

---
he should have used it to buy a better brain.


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 19, 2018 03:46 PM (Dagiw)

291 IC at November 19, 2018 03:43 PM


please refrain from using "Pelosi" and "stir up" together. We're triggered already.

Posted by: OB/GYN local 143 at November 19, 2018 03:46 PM (/hTUk)

292
Hank Johnson for Speaker.

Posted by: Cortana can Help at November 19, 2018 03:46 PM (hrcfq)

293 Really?. From what I hear there seem to be enough narcissistic clown who get sweet talked into this stupidity which explains why there are lawsuits against this.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at N




huh. you think they get sweet talked into letting someone take nakeds of them. from what I hear it is more like bullying - take naked shots of me or no sex for you.


Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 03:46 PM (MTjB1)

294 Ramondo is Paolo's uglier,fatter brother who get's no action.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 03:46 PM (BXMxN)

295 >>Marcia Fudge. It might be worth it to have a Speaker Fudge just for the entertainment value.

Are you saying you're a Fudge backer?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 03:46 PM (/tuJf)

296 Okay so thread suggestion: you are NOT the cook and you are NOT wanted in the kitchen, what do you do from 10PM Wednesday until 4PM Thursday?

Some years it's bike 20-30 miles (okay, not until daylight).

Some years it's golf with the other rejects.

What about the rest of you?

Posted by: JEM at November 19, 2018 03:46 PM (8erNz)

297 Imagine those batshit crazy eyes looking up at you as she drags her shark teeth on your member.......Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 03:45 PM (F4u7C)


There isn't enough lye soap and wire-brushes to scrape that vision out of my head.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 03:46 PM (NYS7S)

298 It would be a good idea for the Gopers to invite the sixteen to dinner to discuss their wants and desires.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 03:46 PM (2LelM)

299 All you people talking smack against Ms. Cortez are just rabid anti-dentites.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 03:47 PM (AURKQ)

300 296 Okay so thread suggestion: you are NOT the cook and you are NOT wanted in the kitchen, what do you do from 10PM Wednesday until 4PM Thursday?

Some years it's bike 20-30 miles (okay, not until daylight).

Some years it's golf with the other rejects.

What about the rest of you?

Posted by: JEM at November 19, 2018 03:46 PM (8erNz)

============

Writing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 03:47 PM (XSSCs)

301 They should give Accoster a candy microphonewhen he asks questions.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 19, 2018 03:47 PM (9X624)

302 This is all wrong.

We should be the ones asking blue state Democrats to vote for a Republican for speaker.

Why are we thinking like Henry Hyde?

Peel away the Democrat votes.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at N




sure, were you suggesting we try to get the mensheviks or bolsheviks?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 03:47 PM (MTjB1)

303 Please no Marcia Fudge. I can tolerate living in her district because she's a complete nobody on a national level. Speaker Fudge might actually break me.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 03:47 PM (oZ6kz)

304 There isn't enough lye soap and wire-brushes to scrape that vision out of my head.
Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 03:46 PM (NYS7S)


You're welcome. I'm here to help.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 03:47 PM (F4u7C)

305 286 Just saw a hilarious headline at Breitbart.

Stormy Daniels: Donald Trump 'completely destroyed' my porn screenwriting career.
Posted by: buzzion at November 19, 2018 03:45 PM (WaxcS)

So exactly how long do you suppose the average porn screenplay is?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 03:47 PM (RD7QR)

306 The Donald wants to see Steny carry Nancy's purse, with pride.

Posted by: John Doe at November 19, 2018 03:47 PM (WX+x0)

307 Nerfl hmmmmfff blergl hurmffffff

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at November 19, 2018 03:47 PM (gC2IV)

308 299 All you people talking smack against Ms. Cortez are just rabid anti-dentites.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 03:47 PM (AURKQ)

==============

Next thing you'll say is that dentists should have their own schools.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 03:47 PM (XSSCs)

309 263
"We have 219 votes for Maxine Waters' Hair to be the new Speaker of the House."

It'll
be good enough having her as head of the Financial Services Committee.
She can come to work wearing one of those giant dollar sign medallions. I
presume the banks she will be overseeing already have their checkbooks
at the ready...
==================

2 years as head of the Financial Services Committee?


Maxine is going to be a rich, rich woman, indeed!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 03:48 PM (UsCnO)

310 And we got Kevin McCarthy, spawn of John Boehner and Paul Ryan. So pretty much the political antichrist.

I'm a little unclear how we're better off...

Posted by: Marcus T at November 19, 2018 03:48 PM (VpIIl)

311 Gotta run. Perhaps another time there will be a thread for the art, practice, psychology, and morality of naked girlfriend pics.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2018 03:48 PM (fuK7c)

312 286 Just saw a hilarious headline at Breitbart.

Stormy Daniels: Donald Trump 'completely destroyed' my porn screenwriting career.
Posted by: buzzion at November 19, 2018 03:45 PM (WaxcS)

"I'm so distraught, I wrote that the cable guy should come in, fix the cable & leave. I can't think straight anymore!!!"

Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2018 03:48 PM (7HtZB)

313 It would be funny, were there an evacuation and Speaker Fudge was in the tunnel.......

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 03:48 PM (F4u7C)

314
Chose the most conservative Democrat backbencher and vote for him/her en masse.

***

So a Leninist instead of a Maoist?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2018 03:48 PM (eSx+E)

315 "What about the rest of you?

Posted by: JEM at November 19, 2018 03:46 PM (8erNz) "

Avoid awkward conversations with family and see if I can sneak in a few decent tugs.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 03:48 PM (oZ6kz)

316 296 Okay so thread suggestion: you are NOT the cook and you are NOT wanted in the kitchen, what do you do from 10PM Wednesday until 4PM Thursday?

In my case it will be play with my 3 year old granddaughter who I see all too infrequently.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at November 19, 2018 03:48 PM (kUmUV)

317 Your data is vulnerable

This connection is not encrypted, so be careful what you send.

So sayeth DuckDuckGo.

Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 03:49 PM (ffWPP)

318 I'm not fond of the giant pearl necklace thing. It screams I'm a bitch.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 19, 2018 03:46 PM (TAmPV)

---
No, señor, it does not...

Posted by: Paolo at November 19, 2018 03:49 PM (Dagiw)

319 297 Imagine those batshit crazy eyes looking up at you as she drags her shark teeth on your member.......Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 03:45 PM (F4u7C)


There isn't enough lye soap and wire-brushes to scrape that vision out of my head.
Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 03:46 PM (NYS7S)

you guys...she is attractive but has the unstable crazy chick vice going on. The kind that will stalk you, send you crazy emails and break into your house to cut up all your clothes and cook your pet.

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 03:49 PM (a0IVu)

320 Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 03:46 PM (MTjB1)


I haven't had conversations about this-only what I read on the internet-that boyfriend convinced gal to have nude pictures taken because she was so sexy and he would never, ever release them because he loved and all...yada, yada and she stupidly said ye. Of course you could have gals and girls like the Kadashians who thinks everybody want to know what they look like

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 03:49 PM (AllCR)

321 Look, either an American can come forward with the pictures of Occasio Cortez and make money on the deal or we can wait two years and the Chinese hackers will release them and no American will be paid.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at November 19, 2018 03:49 PM (H7LIz)

322 305 Scene One Act Oneizza delivery guy rings doorbell.MILF answers doorbell.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 03:49 PM (BXMxN)

323 If Trump makes Pelosi kiss the ring to be made Speaker of the House, I will laugh and laugh and laugh.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 19, 2018 03:49 PM (mf5HN)

324


Stormy Daniels: Donald Trump 'completely destroyed' my porn screenwriting career.



SHE GOT SCHLONGED!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2018 03:49 PM (oVJmc)

325 314
Chose the most conservative Democrat backbencher and vote for him/her en masse.

***

So a Leninist instead of a Maoist?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2018 03:48 PM (eSx+E)

=============

Seriously, though, there are Democrats from reddishly purple districts. They're not raving lunatics all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 03:49 PM (XSSCs)

326 I suspect this is all for the rubes, to let those who promised not to support Pelosi keep their pledge, but she will still win by one vote. And not a Republican's. They would never give that to President Trump.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 19, 2018 03:49 PM (Ndje9)

327 > So exactly how long do you suppose the average porn screenplay is?

I didn't know they even had screenplays any more.


In the old days, they'd at least have some bullshit "story" about the cable guy or the pizza guy or the cheerleader getting caught smoking in the locker room or something. But there's nothing like that nowadays.

Or...errr...so I've been told.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 03:49 PM (vOkuK)

328 marcia fudge is probably a packer fan

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at November 19, 2018 03:50 PM (kc+Bd)

329 292


Hank Johnson for Speaker.

Posted by: Cortana can Help at November 19, 2018 03:46 PM (hrcfq)

Of Guam?

Posted by: Kemp at November 19, 2018 03:50 PM (XV4rf)

330 So exactly how long do you suppose the average porn screenplay is?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses

"ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah,ting-tang-walla-walla bing-bang.


"that'll be $9 for the pizza."


About that long.

Posted by: You asked at November 19, 2018 03:50 PM (Z04f8)

331 We want her to win. The crazier the better with that stupid fucking carnival sledge.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 19, 2018 03:02 PM (pUDQf)

She is not by far the craziest of the bunch.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 19, 2018 03:50 PM (F/KeJ)

332 not fond of the giant pearl necklace thing. It screams I'm a bitch.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at N


well, duh, don't let him blow it all over you then.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 03:50 PM (MTjB1)

333 Either Occasional Cortex or Mad Maxine of the Stink Wig get the speakership or I'm totally moving to Canada.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at November 19, 2018 03:50 PM (BRpqW)

334 Okay so thread suggestion: you are NOT the cook and you are NOT
wanted in the kitchen, what do you do from 10PM Wednesday until 4PM
Thursday?
---
drink, of course.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 19, 2018 03:50 PM (Dagiw)

335 245 How do they know you're taking pictures of them?
Posted by: Bill Cosby at November 19, 2018 03:40 PM (HgMAr)


golf clap

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 03:50 PM (GkIz4)

336 "Looks like a Wookie eating an Arby's" ah, the poetry of that line will have me checking into Celebrity Jihad hourly.

Posted by: Regular joe at November 19, 2018 03:50 PM (7PllL)

337 319 297 Imagine those batshit crazy eyes looking up at you as she drags her shark teeth on your member.......Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 03:45 PM (F4u7C)


There isn't enough lye soap and wire-brushes to scrape that vision out of my head.
Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 03:46 PM (NYS7S)

you guys...she is attractive but has the unstable crazy chick vice going on. The kind that will stalk you, send you crazy emails and break into your house to cut up all your clothes and cook your pet.
Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 03:49 PM (a0IVu)

She'll cook your clothes she's so crazy

Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2018 03:50 PM (7HtZB)

338 if your bf or girlfriend is saying, "I won't have sex with you unless you take nude pictures of me" you need to kick that person to the curb.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 03:50 PM (AllCR)

339 "I'm not fond of the giant pearl necklace thing. It screams I'm a bitch.
"

I had a girlfriend once who had a weird thing about that being the only thing she wouldn't take off when naked.
So yeah, it screams something...

Posted by: Marcus T at November 19, 2018 03:51 PM (VpIIl)

340 And we got Kevin McCarthy, spawn of John Boehner and Paul Ryan. So pretty much the political antichrist.

I'm a little unclear how we're better off...
Posted by: Marcus T at November 19, 2018 03:48 PM (VpIIl)

-----------------

While they have done a couple of Conservative things here lately, this tells us all we need to know about where their loyalties lie. McCarthy is a donor class favorite.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 03:51 PM (ffYR/)

341 Actually, we should have two speakers. Stereo leadership all through the house!

Posted by: Lupe Occasional Cortex at November 19, 2018 03:51 PM (hjaPQ)

342 sure, were you suggesting we try to get the mensheviks or bolsheviks?
_______________________________________

They're Democrats. History has proven that they can be bought.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2018 03:51 PM (H7LIz)

343 > you guys...she is attractive but has the unstable crazy chick vice going on. The kind that will stalk you, send you crazy emails and break into your house to cut up all your clothes and cook your pet.

So much this.

I learned to avoid that about 3/4 of the way through the previous century.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 03:51 PM (vOkuK)

344 Sponge's visual is cruel and I suffer. Damn her eyes.....and teeth. Have mercy Sponge man.

Posted by: John Doe at November 19, 2018 03:51 PM (WX+x0)

345 -
--

Have we seen the first showing of

"The Return of Acosta"?

I hope they switch off his microphone and substitute some Yosemite Sam dialogue.

Posted by: Downcast at November 19, 2018 03:43 PM

----------------------------

Made me laugh. "I'm the rootin'est, tootin'est...

Posted by: irright at November 19, 2018 03:51 PM (pMGkg)

346 Okay so thread suggestion: you are NOT the cook and you are NOT wanted in the kitchen, what do you do from 10PM Wednesday until 4PM Thursday?



Shoot off the back porch. Go hog hunting. Maybe go fishing if it warms up enough.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 03:51 PM (2El4P)

347 Stormy Daniels: Donald Trump 'completely destroyed' my porn screenwriting career.
Where's my money, bitch!!!

Posted by: Donny Two Scoops at November 19, 2018 03:51 PM (sf1AO)

348 Imagine those batshit crazy eyes looking up at you as she drags her shark teeth on your member.......Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 03:45 PM (F4u7C)

Happily I have no need to imagine that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 03:51 PM (AllCR)

349 How is it in this day and age nobody has iphone porn or naked pictures of Occasional-Vortex?
Posted by: Marcus T at November 19, 2018 03:29 PM (VpIIl)


Maybe check the zoophile community. I would rather French kiss an angler fish.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 19, 2018 03:51 PM (/qEW2)

350 Bow chicka

Bow chicka wow

Bow chicka wow


Total writers block.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at November 19, 2018 03:52 PM (gC2IV)

351 you guys...she is attractive but has the unstable crazy chick vice going on. The kind that will stalk you, send you crazy emails and break into your house to cut up all your clothes and cook your pet.
Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 03:49 PM (a0IVu)


I'm going to have to disagree here. I'm not into the googly eyes, round bobble head look. Sorry. She's not attractive to me regardless of her communistic nature.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 03:52 PM (F4u7C)

352 Whoah, slow down people. My order of overpriced Boy Scout popcorn just came in and I do not want to blow through it too quickly.

Posted by: Picric at November 19, 2018 03:52 PM (J7QR8)

353 C'mon, Behind the Green Door was a masterpiece.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 03:52 PM (2LelM)

354 269----True, but as the second most powerful Democrat, behind whoever gets the nomination, she'll appear in a lot of ads.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 03:43 PM (XSSCs)
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The novice who won an upset* victory in VA-5 featured Pelosi often in his ads, playing up his opponent's connections to her. I wasn't sure how that would resonate but it sure didn't hurt.

("Upset," because the race was supposed to be a toss-up or leans-Dem and he won by double digits.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 19, 2018 03:52 PM (Rxduq)

355 They're Democrats. History has proven that they can be bought.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2018 03:51 PM (H7LIz)




well they have also demonstrated they have great cohesion.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 03:52 PM (MTjB1)

356 Okay so thread suggestion: you are NOT the cook and you are NOT wanted in the kitchen, what do you do from 10PM Wednesday until 4PM Thursday?

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I'll be doing some kitchen stuff - but mostly helping to get the house in order, moving furniture, setting table, etc. etc.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 03:52 PM (AzW6q)

357 352 Whoah, slow down people. My order of overpriced Boy Scout popcorn just came in and I do not want to blow through it too quickly.
Posted by: Picric at November 19, 2018 03:52 PM (J7QR

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Cut it with Costco popcorn.

It's what the good dealers do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 03:52 PM (XSSCs)

358 353 C'mon, Behind the Green Door was a masterpiece.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 03:52 PM (2LelM)

It kinda is

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 03:52 PM (bcbK8)

359 Ocasia-Cortez could eat corn off the cob from the backside first.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2018 03:52 PM (oVJmc)

360 Sponge's visual is cruel and I suffer. Damn her eyes.....and teeth. Have mercy Sponge man.
Posted by: John Doe at November 19, 2018 03:51 PM (WX+x0)


I guess there ARE lines that can be crossed here......Huh.....

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 03:53 PM (F4u7C)

361 After staring at an image of Ozzie Cortex.... nah, not attractive.... generic ethnic millenial.... standard look and mentality.

Posted by: kraken at November 19, 2018 03:53 PM (ffWPP)

362 Whoah, slow down people. My order of overpriced Boy Scout popcorn just came in and I do not want to blow through it too quickly.

That's why they make it taste so bad...so it will laaaasssttt.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2018 03:53 PM (oVJmc)

363 Imagine those batshit crazy eyes looking up at you
as she drags her shark teeth on your member.......Posted by: Sponge at
November 19, 2018 03:45 PM (F4u7C)



There isn't enough lye soap and wire-brushes to scrape that vision out of my head.
Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 03:46 PM (NYS7S)



you guys...she is attractive but has the unstable crazy chick vice
going on. The kind that will stalk you, send you crazy emails and break
into your house to cut up all your clothes and cook your pet. Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 03:49 PM (a0IVu)


Shs'e the crazy exgirlfriend from You Oughta Know. The one that's perverted in movie theaters and stalks you and your new Mommy-material-girlfriend at a restaurant. She's the one who has sex with other men and hopes you feel her nails going down their backs.

Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesman at November 19, 2018 03:53 PM (al6UK)

364 I mean there have been revenge porn laws passed but it's one of those things that should have just been common decency. If you leak nudes of an ex, you're a piece of shit.

I did chuckle when I had an ex tell me to delete everything, though.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 03:54 PM (oZ6kz)

365
Just saw a hilarious headline at Breitbart.

Stormy Daniels: Donald Trump 'completely destroyed' my porn screenwriting career.

Posted by: buzzion at November 19, 2018 03:45 PM (WaxcS)



Couldn't she do a whole series of films about a young starlet doing" anything" she can to earn money to pay off a settlement for violating a nondisclosure agreement?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 19, 2018 03:54 PM (TAmPV)

366 Occasional- Cortex should have tried for the Nathan's Frank Eating Champ instead of Congress.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 19, 2018 03:54 PM (VpIIl)

367 355 They're Democrats. History has proven that they can be bought.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2018 03:51 PM (H7LIz)

well they have also demonstrated they have great cohesion.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 03:52 PM (MTjB1)


That's not why they stick together.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2018 03:54 PM (xSo9G)

368 that beto shitty flute on the sidebar is awesome.

isn't calling him beto o'rourke kinda like calling Terrell Owens T.O. Owens?

Posted by: x at November 19, 2018 03:54 PM (nFwvY)

369 Whoah, slow down people. My order of overpriced Boy Scout popcorn just came in and I do not want to blow through it too quickly.
Posted by: Picric at November 19, 2018 03:52 PM (J7QR


Did you say blow and boy scout?

Posted by: Harry Reid - Suspected Pederast at November 19, 2018 03:55 PM (F4u7C)

370 staring at an image of Ozzie Cortex.... nah, not attractive.... generic ethnic millenial.... standard look and mentality.
Posted by: kraken at N




yeah, she is not that attractive, she is just attractive for democrat congresswomen.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 03:55 PM (MTjB1)

371 Alexandra grew up here in Westchester County. I'm sure there are several guys who have some special photos that they are saving up to pay for their next BMW.

Posted by: Some Guy From Westchester County at November 19, 2018 03:55 PM (H7LIz)

372 Couldn't she do a whole series of films about a young starlet doing" anything" she can to earn money to pay off a settlement for violating a nondisclosure agreement?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic



Handies at a Love's truck stop in Texarkana, Texas.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 03:55 PM (2El4P)

373 I would have to look it up, but has any one ever served shorter than a 2 years as Speaker of the House, barring illness?

Posted by: Picric at November 19, 2018 03:55 PM (J7QR8)

374 Mccarthy is a democrat and he will talk red state tough cause he will never be able to deliver. remember mcturtle and rino could have delivered all things conservative and did squat. President Trump is temporary so Mr. President use your power and destroy them. You and we will never get another chance.

Posted by: John Doe at November 19, 2018 03:55 PM (WX+x0)

375 108 When Pelosi regains the Speakership, will she get her jet back?
Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2018 03:21 PM (kc+Bd)

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Yes. Bigger, faster, more opulent, with larger liquor tanks in the cargo hold. Trump will insist.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 19, 2018 03:55 PM (jyzM9)

376 Have we seen the first showing of

"The Return of Acosta"?

I hope they switch off his microphone and substitute some Yosemite Sam dialogue.

Posted by: Downcast at November 19, 2018 03:43 PM

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Made me laugh. "I'm the rootin'est, tootin'est...

Posted by: irright


"Open that drawbridge!! Open it I sa.. *SLAM* Close it! Close it up again!!!"

Posted by: You asked at November 19, 2018 03:55 PM (Z04f8)

377 > I would have to look it up, but has any one ever served shorter than a 2 years as Speaker of the House, barring illness?

"Elected Speaker of the House as a sign of respect from his colleagues on March 3, 1869, Theodore M. Pomeroy of New York served for the closing day of the 40th Congress (1867--1869)."

history.house.gov

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 03:56 PM (vOkuK)

378 Do you think Nancy shaves? Asking for a friend

Posted by: Clam Man at November 19, 2018 03:56 PM (VpIIl)

379 Give Pelosi the Ron Brown jet....

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 03:57 PM (BXMxN)

380 Sixteen Democrats.

If they get one more, that'll be 17.

I say again, 17.

That's.

17.

*winks, point to nose*

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2018 03:57 PM (H7LIz)

381 The novice who won an upset* victory in VA-5
featured Pelosi often in his ads, playing up his opponent's connections
to her. I wasn't sure how that would resonate but it sure didn't hurt.



("Upset," because the race was supposed to be a toss-up or leans-Dem and he won by double digits.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 19, 2018 03:52 PM (Rxduq)

Denver Riggleman is that dude's name. His predecessor Tom Garrett won by something like 17 points. Any forecaster who thought that district was going Dem was high or drunk when they thought it:-P

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 19, 2018 03:57 PM (F/KeJ)

382 Come on Stormy, the Avenatti parody movie writes itself. It's got a huge cast of characters: Lil' Mikey himself, Stormy, Bart O'Kavanaugh, Julie Swetnick, Jacob Wohl, Abused Live-In Girl, His Ex, Trump Jr....

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 03:57 PM (oZ6kz)

383 I have little doubt with her age and mentality that there are nudes around... probably mostly college profs have them.

However, any of them out there belong to Leftists - no normal person from either party could put up with her long enough to get to that stage.

So I doubt anything comes out unless she crosses the Party badly enough. And that's fine by me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 03:57 PM (AzW6q)

384 Do you think Nancy shaves? Asking for a friend
Posted by: Clam Man at N




controlled burn

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 03:58 PM (MTjB1)

385 "17.

*winks, point to nose*

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2018 03:57 PM (H7LIz) "

DARK MYSTERIES OF POWER WWG1WGA

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 03:58 PM (oZ6kz)

386 Do you think Nancy shaves? Asking for a friend
Posted by: Clam Man at November 19, 2018 03:56 PM (VpIIl)


With a weed wacker.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 03:58 PM (F4u7C)

387 At the risk of seeming immodest, I KNOW MY PORN, & I was unaware that contemporary porno films even had screenplays!

There is usually a brief (& unconvincing) introductory scene, & then... no need for a script after that. The brief introductory scene is ad libbed, too.

Posted by: strawdog at November 19, 2018 03:58 PM (Cssks)

388 Come on Stormy, the Avenatti parody movie writes itself. It's got a huge cast of characters: Lil' Mikey himself, Stormy, Bart O'Kavanaugh, Julie Swetnick, Jacob Wohl, Abused Live-In Girl, His Ex, Trump Jr....
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter?


And a supporting cast of 1400 bullshit phone calls to the FBI tip line.

Posted by: You asked at November 19, 2018 03:59 PM (Z04f8)

389 353 C'mon, Behind the Green Door was a masterpiece.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 03:52 PM (2LelM)

Yes, the crackling dialog and scintillating characterization...

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 03:59 PM (RD7QR)

390 Occasio=Cortez won't get the Speakership-not this time anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 03:59 PM (AllCR)

391 I have it on good authority that Okay-Is-That-My-Cortex has a baldy.

Posted by: Clam Man at November 19, 2018 03:59 PM (VpIIl)

392 Officially, only Greeks can actually vote in a Democracy. Anyone else voting is insulting to Greek cultural identity.

So Nancy Pelosi should just assert her leadership position, preferably in a authentically American written document format that begins "When in the course of Human Events it becomes necessary ...."

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 19, 2018 03:59 PM (Z216Q)

393 > yeah, she is not that attractive, she is just attractive for democrat congresswomen.

Or, to be fair, any congresswomen.

It's not hard to look good when your competition is Maxine Waters.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 03:59 PM (vOkuK)

394 363
Imagine those batshit crazy eyes looking up at you

as she drags her shark teeth on your member.......Posted by: Sponge at

November 19, 2018 03:45 PM (F4u7C)





There isn't enough lye soap and wire-brushes to scrape that vision out of my head.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 03:46 PM (NYS7S)





you guys...she is attractive but has the unstable crazy chick vice

going on. The kind that will stalk you, send you crazy emails and break

into your house to cut up all your clothes and cook your pet. Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 03:49 PM (a0IVu)


Shs'e
the crazy exgirlfriend from You Oughta Know. The one that's perverted
in movie theaters and stalks you and your new Mommy-material-girlfriend
at a restaurant. She's the one who has sex with other men and hopes you
feel her nails going down their backs.


Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesman at November 19, 2018 03:53 PM (al6UK)


This has gone from funny, to mocking, to downright scary.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 03:59 PM (UsCnO)

395
if your bf or girlfriend is saying, "I won't have sex with you unless you take nude pictures of me" you need to kick that person to the curb.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 03:50 PM


of course

after

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 19, 2018 03:59 PM (ZQfW9)

396
News you can use
Canned pumpkin isn't really pumpkin.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yamvn9za

Posted by: Cortana can Help at November 19, 2018 04:00 PM (hrcfq)

397 352 Whoah, slow down people. My order of overpriced Boy Scout popcorn just came in and I do not want to blow through it too quickly.
Posted by: Picric at November 19, 2018 03:52 PM (J7QR

ummmm, you're doing it wrong

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2018 04:00 PM (d7Ww2)

398
Stormy Daniels: Donald Trump 'completely destroyed' my porn screenwriting career.
Where's my money, bitch!!!
Posted by: Donny Two Scoops at November 19, 2018 03:51 PM (sf1AO)

Damn you for outing that poor innocent waif!

Posted by: rd at November 19, 2018 04:00 PM (xFmWK)

399 >>>Do you think Nancy shaves?

"It's a Van Dyke now."

Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2018 04:00 PM (kc+Bd)

400 Pelosi as speaker sounds like the best insurance policy available for #1 and #2 at the moment, all things considered.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at November 19, 2018 04:00 PM (eAshZ)

401 -
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Do you think Nancy shaves? Asking for a friend


Posted by: Clam Man at November 19, 2018 03:56 PM

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Her chest, but that's not were the hair originally came from. (think profligate facelifts)

Posted by: irright at November 19, 2018 04:00 PM (pMGkg)

402 Do you think Nancy shaves? Asking for a friend
Posted by: Clam Man at N

controlled burn
Posted by: yankeefifth


I feel sorry for the attendant that has to wax that.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 04:00 PM (2El4P)

403 "And a supporting cast of 1400 bullshit phone calls to the FBI tip line.

Posted by: You asked at November 19, 2018 03:59 PM (Z04f "

You cannot stop an idea whose time has come.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:01 PM (oZ6kz)

404 Title of Stormy's next film venture:

"Any Which Way, But (Definitely) Loose"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 04:01 PM (AURKQ)

405 nood stormy

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2018 04:01 PM (d7Ww2)

406 There's no nude pics of Oxy-Corpuscle because she's still a virgin!
I crack myself up.

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2018 04:01 PM (HgMAr)

407 I'm sure our real-news, unbiased, doesn't-pick-sides corporate media will be all over this with breathless stories about CHAOS IN THE DEMOCRAT CAUCUS!!!! just like how every minor Twitter-fight in the Trump Administration is covered. Right?

Right???

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 04:01 PM (NYS7S)

408 How do I know?

*indignant look*

I'm the Clam Man, damn it.

Posted by: Clam Man at November 19, 2018 04:01 PM (VpIIl)

409 Shs'e

the crazy exgirlfriend from You Oughta Know. The one that's perverted

in movie theaters and stalks you and your new Mommy-material-girlfriend

at a restaurant. She's the one who has sex with other men and hopes you

feel her nails going down their backs.
Yeah? So???

Posted by: tu3031 at November 19, 2018 04:01 PM (sf1AO)

410 Season 2018 of Earth: The Show has been hard to sit through but this Avenatti and the Krassenstein Bros vs. Jacob Wohl sideplot is lit.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 04:02 PM (oZ6kz)

411 sorry for the attendant that has to wax that.
Posted by: rickb223 at N




lol, what was the star trek where spock opens the box without his visor?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 04:02 PM (MTjB1)

412 296 Okay so thread suggestion: you are NOT the cook and you are NOT wanted in the kitchen, what do you do from 10PM Wednesday until 4PM Thursday?

the elrey network (home of eight pole five finger shaolin exploding death touch thursday what now happens on sunday) is having a four-day kickflick marathon.

unfortunately, mrs. chronda insists that she watch chimpsgiving on bbc america, even though she noticed that most of the primates in the advertisement are not chimps, so i'm not certain i can pull it off.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 19, 2018 04:02 PM (NmR1a)

413 A Blasey Ford pron script would suck.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 04:02 PM (2LelM)

414
411 lol, what was the star trek where spock opens the box without his visor?

"is there, in truth, no beauty?"

Posted by: Anachronda at November 19, 2018 04:04 PM (xGZ+b)

415 lol, what was the star trek where spock opens the box without his visor?
========

Is There In Truth No Beauty?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 19, 2018 04:04 PM (vg8iE)

416 I will say this for Pelosi:
At least she knows how to dress and accessorize like a sane, non-homeless adult woman.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 03:21

You don't like Rosa DeLauro's outfits?

Posted by: Farmer at November 19, 2018 04:05 PM (yJ1e6)

417 y'all want entertainment from the house speaker? I'll give you the one and only Sheila! Jackson! Lee!

turrible I know

Posted by: DanMan at November 19, 2018 04:05 PM (QMG5F)

418
It's not hard to look good when your competition is Maxine Waters.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
_________________

I GOT MUCH BETTER HAIR!1!1!!1!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at November 19, 2018 04:05 PM (a6fvI)

419 393 > yeah, she is not that attractive, she is just attractive for democrat congresswomen.

Or, to be fair, any congresswomen.

It's not hard to look good when your competition is Maxine Waters.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 03:59 PM (vOkuK)

Bella Abzug.

Posted by: rd at November 19, 2018 04:07 PM (xFmWK)

420 381---Denver Riggleman is that dude's name. His predecessor Tom Garrett won by something like 17 points. Any forecaster who thought that district was going Dem was high or drunk when they thought it:-P
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 19, 2018 03:57 PM (F/KeJ)
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They all had toss-up or leans-Dem. I was a bit skeered.

Remember that VA-5 went Dem in 2008 because of the massive UVA and black turn-out for the Lightbringer.
(Of course it went back to R again in 2010 and following.)

I think they were hoping that anti-Trump sentiment would prove as strong as the 2008 Obama-love and they honestly thought that UVA students in particular would be thrilled with Cockburn.
Not to mention that Riggleman is a Nazi!!!!

They poured millions into that race, BTW.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (Rxduq)

421 Just saw a hilarious headline at Breitbart.

Stormy Daniels: Donald Trump 'completely destroyed' my porn screenwriting career.
===============================
The headline at Town Hall just said "career." She was traveling around to titty bars, being a "headliner." the last report I saw, she chucked a guy's wallet in his face for some infraction. That's her "career": doing table dances at Roxy's in Sauget, Illinois.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 19, 2018 04:11 PM (ty7RM)

422
I think the Repubs should vote for Occasionallyused Cortex as Speaker. She'll gum up the works so thoroughly as to be unelectable in two years.

But she will be able to put the Dem platform front and center...err...well on the left that is.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at November 19, 2018 04:14 PM (1hM1d)

423 I think they were hoping that anti-Trump sentiment
would prove as strong as the 2008 Obama-love and they honestly thought
that UVA students in particular would be thrilled with Cockburn.

Not to mention that Riggleman is a Nazi!!!!



They poured millions into that race, BTW.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 19, 2018 04:09 PM (Rxduq)

I was glad they were wasting money there. Unlike the rage I felt at them pouring millions into the character assassination that Dave Brat endured.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 19, 2018 04:15 PM (F/KeJ)

424 I think Trump is exactly right on this one. Right now the Democrat 2020 field is weak, with no clear front-runner. Putting a fresh(er) face as Speaker could give that person enough momentum to potentially unite the Democrats before an ugly primary season disenfranchises a bunch of activist voters.

And listen guys, just because you see how stupid Occasional Cortex is doesn't mean she won't be able to dupe a whole shitload of people into believing her vapid lies.

Giving her more power would be a mistake.

Posted by: Idlepundit at November 19, 2018 04:25 PM (tdVTp)

425 I want the democrats led by an alzheimers patient, personally

Posted by: dw at November 19, 2018 04:53 PM (stPAM)

426 Why not Beto?

Posted by: MJ at November 19, 2018 05:01 PM (gAMkn)

427 They're full of shit, this is Failure Theatre at its finest.

There apparently isn't actually another candidate running against Pelosi.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at November 19, 2018 06:04 PM (Y7Ajm)

Dan Crenshaw: Let's Not Claim Trump Is Guilty of "Literal Attacks" on the Press. I've Been Literally Attacked. I Know What Literal Attacks Are.



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:33 PM




Comments

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1 Literally

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2018 02:34 PM (/tuJf)

2 Bad night, huh?

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at November 19, 2018 02:34 PM (vgwv+)

3 First?

Posted by: Flyguy at November 19, 2018 02:34 PM (3sOO0)

4 They still didn't listen to him.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at November 19, 2018 02:34 PM (vgwv+)

5 Darn, shouldn't have tried to read the content.

Posted by: Flyguy at November 19, 2018 02:34 PM (3sOO0)

6 Any time of the day is a good time for pie.

Posted by: Fabienne at November 19, 2018 02:34 PM (ctuyM)

7 Still, its good to have someone other than Trump pushback for once.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at November 19, 2018 02:35 PM (vgwv+)

8 I JUST MENTIONED this in the last thread and was Willowed.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 02:35 PM (F4u7C)

9 Great... "my" new rep is already making asses out of us.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 02:35 PM (AzW6q)

10 I loved when he did that with the "literal attacks" comment.

Of course, the lib didn't even pause to recognize what an idiot she is for trying hyperbole with a vet. A freakin' kick-ass SEAL.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2018 02:35 PM (W+vEI)

11 Are they "literally shaking"? Remember when that was big in Snowflakeland?

Posted by: tu3031 at November 19, 2018 02:35 PM (sf1AO)

12 Reality, what a bitch.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 02:35 PM (37IEG)

13 Trump wades into the Presspool with a chainsaw.

Posted by: klaftern at November 19, 2018 02:35 PM (RuIsu)

14 He was brilliant and on point. They all just ignored what he was saying and chattered their NPC points.

Sad.

Snake Plissken FTW!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 02:35 PM (F4u7C)

15 They take Trump literally, but not seriously.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 19, 2018 02:36 PM (hLRSq)

16 yes but the press are the real heroes, just ask them

Posted by: brak at November 19, 2018 02:36 PM (VckGX)

17 "But to say it is an attack on the freedom of the press--that is a very bold statement."

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 02:37 PM (GkIz4)

18 O.M.G.
It's like ah, ya know, like totes an attack, like literally. I feel bullied.

-- Elite Press

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 19, 2018 02:37 PM (T71PA)

19 "I've literally been attacked, so let's watch our words here."

LMFAO.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 02:37 PM (F4u7C)

20 He needs to be gob smacked,with a BOD.

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at November 19, 2018 02:37 PM (qZdIZ)

21 CRENSHAW: "Oh, I've literally been attacked, so let's choose our words carefully."


That also means more carefully than just tossing out "ORANGE MAN BAD" and doodie-head.

Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2018 02:37 PM (9rXxD)

22 So has that judge been impeached yet? The one that doesn't understand the plain meaning of the first amendment?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 19, 2018 02:38 PM (V7iPA)

23 We'll never win a debate picking off their complaints one-by-one.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 02:38 PM (GkIz4)

24 Crenshaw has been pretty awesome since getting into the spotlight.

The only thing the NPC's keep reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeing about is some FB Group he was apparently a part of. "Alt-Right/Racist/Neo-Nazi" blah blah blah. Knowing their standards I'm sure it's no worse than our own little hive of villainy.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 02:38 PM (oZ6kz)

25
"An attack on the freedom of the press, that is a very bold statement."
And *that* is not.
I wish he'd call it a lie.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 19, 2018 02:38 PM (13CQC)

26 Wow, he brought up facts about the Acoster debacle with other members of the press? Talk about bravery.

Posted by: Flyguy at November 19, 2018 02:38 PM (3sOO0)

27 O.M.G.
It's like ah, ya know, like totes an attack, like literally. I feel bullied.

-- Elite Press

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 19, 2018 02:37 PM (T71PA)


And this is why when I write the GSW Sagas CNN is represented by the high school interns Caitlin and Brad.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 19, 2018 02:38 PM (hLRSq)

28 That also means more carefully than just tossing out "ORANGE MAN BAD" and doodie-head.
Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2018 02:37 PM (9rXxD)


I think that's a GREAT name for a band. Orange Man Bad.

That and the British Punk band "Emotional Britfag." That's a good one as well.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 02:39 PM (F4u7C)

29 He banned a guy! One! That's practically the entire press corp! Literally!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 02:39 PM (37IEG)

30 The press has literally been attacked. Let's not forget the brutal assault on little Jimmy Acosta by that big brute of a White House intern. The horror the horror

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2018 02:39 PM (OLCnA)

31 I knew literal hacks. You, sir, are no literal hack.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 19, 2018 02:39 PM (2XyT4)

32 Ben Crenshaw is starting off on the right foot. He seems excellent.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 19, 2018 02:39 PM (RzjzF)

33 we need more of this.

Posted by: concrete girl at November 19, 2018 02:39 PM (9ORmh)

34 CNN is not a "media publication" ... literally.

I liked the chick who just started listing word agencies - CIA, FBI, ... I don't even know what the hell she was trying to say. Most of those federal alphabet agencies have been working against Trump, attempting, LITERALLY, a coup.

And the lefties didn't even bother to address the guy's point of Barky investigating journalists.

I was disappointed that Barky locking journalists in broom closets wasn't brought up. That's a favorite of mine. I especially love the part where the journalist who was locked in the broom closet defends Barky ... "I made him hit me! It was my fault."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 19, 2018 02:39 PM (Gk3gh)

35 Ace attacks literally. Except hobos. Then it's actually.

Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2018 02:39 PM (kc+Bd)

36 23 We'll never win a debate picking off their complaints one-by-one.
Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 02:38 PM (GkIz4)

What to do on these shows then?

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at November 19, 2018 02:40 PM (vgwv+)

37 Dan is kickin' ass and takin' names.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 02:40 PM (miE9U)

38 Sources Say Acosta To Sue Government For Right To Be Awarded Silver Star

Posted by: This...Is CNN at November 19, 2018 02:40 PM (sf1AO)

39 Crenshaw / Ivanka 2024

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 19, 2018 02:40 PM (rBTnJ)

40 16
yes but the press are the real heroes, just ask them


Posted by: brak at November 19, 2018 02:36 PM (VckGX)
Over/under on when Jim Acosta will receive his honorary purple heart?

Posted by: Carrots the Turkey at November 19, 2018 02:40 PM (SOV+T)

41 Too early to call it, but this Mr. Crenshaw might have quite a career ahead of him...

Posted by: RobM1981 at November 19, 2018 02:40 PM (irwM1)

42 Well, if Trump is literally Hitler then criticism is literally an attack. So there. Neener neener.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 02:40 PM (RD7QR)

43 yes but the press are the real heroes, just ask them

Posted by: brak at November 19, 2018 02:36 PM (VckGX)


Teachers are the real heroes.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 19, 2018 02:40 PM (Gk3gh)

44 What to do on these shows then?
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at November 19, 2018 02:40 PM (vgwv+)

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I've got a good idea:

stop appearing on them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 02:40 PM (AzW6q)

45 It's one guy. Not the media. Not the press. One fucking seamy dougheyed poofter. And his rights are not being violated.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 02:40 PM (F4u7C)

46 I like that he changed the topic to Trump's style, in response to their bringing up Trump's "attack on democracy."

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 02:41 PM (GkIz4)

47 34
CNN is not a "media publication" ... literally.



I liked the chick who just started listing word agencies - CIA, FBI,
... I don't even know what the hell she was trying to say. Most of
those federal alphabet agencies have been working against Trump,
attempting, LITERALLY, a coup.



And the lefties didn't even bother to address the guy's point of Barky investigating journalists.



I was disappointed that Barky locking journalists in broom closets
wasn't brought up. That's a favorite of mine. I especially love the
part where the journalist who was locked in the broom closet defends
Barky ... "I made him hit me! It was my fault."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 19, 2018 02:39 PM (Gk3gh)

I wonder if she thinks FBI, CIA are two other press agencies. Has three letters, got to be right?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 02:41 PM (37IEG)

48 >orange man bad
>drumpf
>blue wave
>white males BTFO
>literal violence

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at November 19, 2018 02:41 PM (cMIkI)

49 What do you expect in a country being run by literally Hitler?

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 19, 2018 02:41 PM (2XyT4)

50 34 CNN is not a "media publication" ... literally.

I liked the chick who just started listing word agencies - CIA, FBI, ... I don't even know what the hell she was trying to say. Most of those federal alphabet agencies have been working against Trump, attempting, LITERALLY, a coup.

And the lefties didn't even bother to address the guy's point of Barky investigating journalists.

I was disappointed that Barky locking journalists in broom closets wasn't brought up. That's a favorite of mine. I especially love the part where the journalist who was locked in the broom closet defends Barky ... "I made him hit me! It was my fault."
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 19, 2018 02:39 PM (Gk3gh)

I have to wonder if this is the way to address it: keep repeating the question until they are FORCED to answer it. Too many eyeballs watch these shows to just surrender.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at November 19, 2018 02:41 PM (vgwv+)

51 Ace!!!

Glad you're up, man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 02:41 PM (bcbK8)

52 "Bold statement"

He mispronounced "Fucking lie"

Posted by: kathysaysso at November 19, 2018 02:42 PM (vkS2Z)

53 I fucking literally hate people who use literally incorrectly.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 19, 2018 02:42 PM (rBTnJ)

54 I had a similar conversation with my physical therapist the other day. As he droned on I finally couldn't take it. McRaven's op-ed had him convinced Trump is anti-free speech and anti-free press, when the truth is obviously 180 degrees the opposite.


The left is propagandizing this narrative and only Crenshaw, so far, is fighting back.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 19, 2018 02:42 PM (Z216Q)

55 Over/under on when Jim Acosta will receive his honorary purple heart?

Pretty soon. Next time Acosta goes apeshit, PDT will walk up to him, reach into Acosta's chest, yank out his still-beating heart, punch it 'til it's purple, and reinsert it into the bloody cavity.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 02:42 PM (miE9U)

56 Crenshaw for Defense Sec. I frigg'n love this guy. He totally owned these emotional lwittle 1st graders....god those little liberal snowflakes looked like fools....oh, oh, I'll give you an example...the media are such tools.

Posted by: Freddyfudpucker at November 19, 2018 02:42 PM (AzZAE)

57 I still think that Trump should have pulled CNN's access, not just Acosta's. They knew what Acosta was doing and sent him in there to do exactly what he did. CNN is responsible for everything he did.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 19, 2018 02:43 PM (Gk3gh)

58
He made everyone else on the panel look stupid.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 19, 2018 02:43 PM (e7O7B)

59 I was a little surprised they weren't bobbing up and down in their chairs with the hands raised to give him examples.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 02:43 PM (37IEG)

60 Literally attacking the press.

Literally shaking over it.

Trump is literally Hitler.

Posted by: Warden at November 19, 2018 02:43 PM (MZ8Zz)

61 Otter's speech from Animal House ("But I'll not sit here and let anyone badmouth the United States of America"!) is, by comparison to contemporary "debate" Ciceronian in its logic and clarity.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 19, 2018 02:43 PM (koNhm)

62 so, guess this guy is going to be a big deal. how was he not getting more coverage than beto?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 02:43 PM (MTjB1)

63 36 23 We'll never win a debate picking off their complaints one-by-one.
Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 02:38 PM (GkIz4)

What to do on these shows then?
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at November 19, 2018 02:40 PM (vgwv+)

I don't know. I wouldn't be able to maintain decorum. Bannon does pretty well. In the Oxford Union debate, when the moderator (!) started nitpicking, Bannon said, really, is this what we're going to do here all night? And that worked.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 02:43 PM (GkIz4)

64 He came with facts and they spewed their shit.

This guy is going to be a rock star. Fuck Beta the HispaMick.

Snake Plissken FTW!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 02:43 PM (F4u7C)

65 44 What to do on these shows then?
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at November 19, 2018 02:40 PM (vgwv+)

------

I've got a good idea:

stop appearing on them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 02:40 PM (AzW6q)

This will be the one time I'll disagree with you since you put up great comments-no, I'll badger them to clarify the statements in order to show how hyperbolic and stupid their opinions are.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at November 19, 2018 02:43 PM (vgwv+)

66 Out speech is violence, so of course they will say it's a "literal attack" and believe it wholeheartedly.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 19, 2018 02:44 PM (9sRGX)

67 39 Crenshaw / Ivanka 2024
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 19, 2018 02:40 PM (rBTnJ)

As a breeding experiment?
Yes.

As a candidate, I don't think I want Ivanka to have power. Her Mom, maybe.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 02:44 PM (bcbK8)

68 44 What to do on these shows then?
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at November 19, 2018 02:40 PM (vgwv+)

------

I've got a good idea:

stop appearing on them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 02:40 PM (AzW6q)

Winner.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 02:44 PM (NYS7S)

69 I was a little surprised they weren't bobbing up and down in their chairs with the hands raised to give him examples.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 02:43 PM (37IEG)


They just started blurting things out that had nothing to do with the topic at hand.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 02:44 PM (F4u7C)

70 64
He came with facts and they spewed their shit.



This guy is going to be a rock star. Fuck Beta the HispaMick.



Snake Plissken FTW!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 02:43 PM (F4u7C)
But my candidate can skateboard. Yours hasn't even got two eyes!

Posted by: Texas SJW at November 19, 2018 02:44 PM (37IEG)

71 Hard not to like this guy. Will be rough to find he's Milkshake Duck.

Posted by: spongeworthy at November 19, 2018 02:45 PM (35Slc)

72 Too early to call it, but this Mr. Crenshaw might have quite a career ahead of him...
Posted by: RobM1981 at November 19, 2018 02:40 PM (irwM1)

Yes, journalistic/talking head skills are universally transferable to so many other fields. Once he's denied access to the media due to his heresy, he can get a job working at a McDonalds. In Atlanta.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 19, 2018 02:45 PM (3sjI6)

73 DA-YUM!

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 19, 2018 02:45 PM (XKZwp)

74 it's because he's a good guy, y5.

Posted by: concrete girl at November 19, 2018 02:45 PM (9ORmh)

75 A whole news organization was kicked out of the WH press corp!!!!

It was one reporter.

But the other news organizations supported his lawsuit!!!!


What?

Posted by: Warden at November 19, 2018 02:45 PM (MZ8Zz)

76 so, guess this guy is going to be a big deal. how was he not getting more coverage than beto?
====

I assume this is rhetorical.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 19, 2018 02:45 PM (9sRGX)

77 Too many eyeballs watch these shows to just surrender.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at November 19, 2018 02:41 PM (vgwv+)

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Barely anyone compared to how it used to be, and mostly the extremely geriatric. Half of 'em'll be dead by 2020.

There are a ton of other ways to reach people these days.

And there is no way to go on these shows and walk out of there better off than you went in.

GOPers would have to present a united front though, saying "they're just fake news media, we don't want to promote them - catch us on streaming media for our responses to their bullshit."

And they can't unify on this, as two-thirds of them are in bed with the liberal media, anyway.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 02:46 PM (AzW6q)

78 Why do all these clips of a conservatives 'owning' liberals have the 'gotcha' line ignored and he agrees with a crazy statement at the end? Liberals are not worth talking to.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at November 19, 2018 02:46 PM (p8CaB)

79 16 yes but the press are the real heroes, just ask them
Posted by: brak at November 19, 2018 02:36 PM (VckGX)

I thought teachers were the real heroes?

Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2018 02:46 PM (7HtZB)

80 But my candidate can skateboard. Yours hasn't even got two eyes!
Posted by: Texas SJW at November 19, 2018 02:44 PM (37IEG)


Two steel balls trump your skateboarding two eyed poofter.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 02:46 PM (F4u7C)

81 so, guess this guy is going to be a big deal. how was he not getting more coverage than beto?


He lacks my authenticity.

Posted by: The Belfast Burrito at November 19, 2018 02:46 PM (Z04f8)

82 75 A whole news organization was kicked out of the WH press corp!!!!

It was one reporter.

But the other news organizations supported his lawsuit!!!!

What?
Posted by: Warden at November 19, 2018 02:45 PM (MZ8Zz)

Yep. Sometimes I would really like transcripts of these.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 02:46 PM (GkIz4)

83 They just started blurting things out that had nothing to do with the topic at hand.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 02:44 PM (F4u7C)


"Bread!"

"Apples!"

"Very small rocks."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 19, 2018 02:47 PM (Gk3gh)

84 Crenshaw is good. CNN has 30 t0 50 hard passes. They only revoked Kato Acosta's. Yet they pretend Trump is crushing the press. Has he wiretapped them like Obama did? Did he raid the studio after this show? No.

He criticizes them. Big babies.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 19, 2018 02:47 PM (Ndje9)

85 Two steel balls trump your skateboarding two eyed poofter.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 02:46 PM (F4u7C)
And right there! He could agitate their skinny asses all day and have them screaming, and I'd bet he'd be just as cool and collected as you just saw on that clip.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 02:47 PM (37IEG)

86 68 44 What to do on these shows then?
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at November 19, 2018 02:40 PM (vgwv+)

------

I've got a good idea:

stop appearing on them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 02:40 PM (AzW6q)

Winner.
Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 02:44 PM (NYS7S)

No, no, no. We've ceded enough territory to the other side. I want to go on the offensive, intellectual and otherwise.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at November 19, 2018 02:48 PM (vgwv+)

87 Of course I spend time talking about how Dan Crenshaw is a fantastic up and comer in the last thread, and Ace had this already lined up as his first post of the day.


Honestly, I didn't have inside information. Some things are just so good, they must be repeated.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 02:48 PM (UsCnO)

88 And right there! He could agitate their skinny asses all day and have them screaming, and I'd bet he'd be just as cool and collected as you just saw on that clip.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 02:47 PM (37IEG)


And, if all else failed, he could incapacitate them with a paper clip.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 02:48 PM (F4u7C)

89 That is the way to do it. Don't back down. Don't let them get away with diversions. Unfortunately, there are only a few who seem to get this, and have the ability to pull it off.

Unfortunately, they'll figure out that he does, and can. So they'll invite Ben Sasse instead.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 19, 2018 02:48 PM (VaN/j)

90 6
Any time of the day is a good time for pie.

Posted by: Fabienne at November 19, 2018 02:34 PM (ctuyM)



Well, duh!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 02:49 PM (UsCnO)

91 86 68 44 What to do on these shows then?
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at November 19, 2018 02:40 PM (vgwv+)

------

I've got a good idea:

stop appearing on them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 02:40 PM (AzW6q)

Winner.
Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 02:44 PM (NYS7S)

No, no, no. We've ceded enough territory to the other side. I want to go on the offensive, intellectual and otherwise.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at November 19, 2018 02:48 PM (vgwv+)

+1

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 02:49 PM (bcbK8)

92 Any time of the day is a good time for pie.

Posted by: Fabienne at November 19, 2018 02:34 PM (ctuyM)


I'm slightly disappointed you can't call it a "hair pie" anymore because they all shave now.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 02:50 PM (F4u7C)

93 89
That is the way to do it. Don't back down. Don't let them get away with
diversions. Unfortunately, there are only a few who seem to get this,
and have the ability to pull it off.



Unfortunately, they'll figure out that he does, and can. So they'll invite Ben Sasse instead.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 19, 2018 02:48 PM (VaN/j)
Jeff Flake and Paul Ryan. I heard they'll be available in January.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 02:50 PM (37IEG)

94 Any time of the day is a good time for pie.
=====

Sure is!

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at November 19, 2018 02:50 PM (9sRGX)

95 The one thing this clip makes really obvious is how much of their opposition to Trump is pseudo-classist "He's just NOT our type! harrumph! pass the cucumber sandwiches, Mr. Kristol!".

Posted by: Ian S. at November 19, 2018 02:51 PM (ZGrMX)

96 I'm Literally Sofia Loren. If you don't belibve me ur RACIST.

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2018 02:51 PM (WkMnJ)

97 I Luuuv pie!

Posted by: Cartman at November 19, 2018 02:51 PM (C6xeQ)

98 and let's not let them get away with saying Trump calls Mexicans murderers and rapists.

Bannon's little speech linked here yesterday ...(at Oxford I think), a couple times the Oxford host claimed Trump called
immigrants bad things ... Bannon went along with him, that Trump is
sometimes bad, says some bad shit. NO ... Trump never call immigrants
"rapists and murderers" ... he says that of the illegals, and even says
"some of them are good".


Quite clearly Trump is being
misquoted intentionally ... he supports the BigDoor in the wall, for
merit based legal (limited) immigration. Any time the left tells that lie about
Trump hating immigrants, it should be made clear it is the left telling
that racist/bigoted lie. Bannon agreed with it.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 19, 2018 02:51 PM (Cus5s)

99 I'm Literally Sofia Loren. If you don't belibve me ur RACIST.
Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2018 02:51 PM (WkMnJ)


Then get yer clothes off, bitch!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 02:52 PM (F4u7C)

100 He made everyone else on the panel look stupid"

Well, to be fair, a mirror would've done that as well...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 19, 2018 02:52 PM (6qErC)

101 Jeff Flake and Paul Ryan. I heard they'll be available in January.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 02:50 PM (37IEG)

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I'd be willing to bet that they already have their fat K Street jobs and Board memberships all ready to go.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 02:52 PM (ffYR/)

102 But my candidate can skateboard. Yours hasn't even got two eyes!
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I've got two eyes, you moron.

It's *legs* I haven't got.

Posted by: Lieutenant Dan at November 19, 2018 02:52 PM (0JUQP)

103 The one thing this clip makes really obvious is how much of their opposition to Trump is pseudo-classist "He's just NOT our type! harrumph! pass the cucumber sandwiches, Mr. Kristol!".
======
Actually that's our objection to you also. Deplorable.

Posted by: CNN at November 19, 2018 02:52 PM (C6xeQ)

104 What is wrong with literally attacking the press in response, if they literally deserve it and they literally make unjust attacks?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 19, 2018 02:53 PM (/qEW2)

105 I for one am heartened by the efforts of the GOP over the past 30 year in fighting the corruption of language at every level especially at the universities...

And then I woke up.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2018 02:53 PM (pnMCv)

106 I no spella da Inglese too good that's why I'm Literally Sofia faccia brutta.

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2018 02:53 PM (WkMnJ)

107 I don't know how Crenshaw kept his cool when dealing with those blathering idiots. Aside from being a great guy, I nominate him for sainthood.

Posted by: West at November 19, 2018 02:53 PM (7Fa8Y)

108 my brain was literally attacked by these idiots

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 19, 2018 02:53 PM (GBteo)

109
he agrees with a crazy statement at the end--------------
This is my grudge with polite conservatives.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 19, 2018 02:53 PM (13CQC)

110 Actually that's our objection to you also. Deplorable.
Posted by: CNN at November 19, 2018 02:52 PM (C6xeQ)


I was at Cabella's yesterday picking up some stuff and they had a sign for sale that said "I'm a deplorable clinging to my guns and my religion."

Almost bought it.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 02:54 PM (F4u7C)

111 Wonder what it was like to be the one dick amongst all that sissy pool.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 19, 2018 02:54 PM (NuA1h)

112 CNN was literally pwned by a SEAL vet

Posted by: lwc at November 19, 2018 02:54 PM (G8lfi)

113 It's almost strange to see a real man on TV. The others cant deal, so they just babble along.

Posted by: Regular joe at November 19, 2018 02:54 PM (7PllL)

114 77 Too many eyeballs watch these shows to just surrender.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at November 19, 2018 02:41 PM (vgwv+)

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Barely anyone compared to how it used to be, and mostly the extremely geriatric. Half of 'em'll be dead by 2020.

There are a ton of other ways to reach people these days.

And there is no way to go on these shows and walk out of there better off than you went in.

GOPers would have to present a united front though, saying "they're just fake news media, we don't want to promote them - catch us on streaming media for our responses to their bullshit."

And they can't unify on this, as two-thirds of them are in bed with the liberal media, anyway.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 02:46 PM (AzW6q)

That is why we are discussing this now-it is effective and does spill down to other media outlets.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at November 19, 2018 02:54 PM (vgwv+)

115 Orange man BAD!!!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 19, 2018 02:54 PM (xEG7+)

116 What is wrong with literally attacking the press in response, if they literally deserve it and they literally make unjust attacks?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 19, 2018 02:53 PM (/qEW2)


I really wish that White House aide had kneed Acosta in the nuts when he put his hand on her.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 19, 2018 02:54 PM (Gk3gh)

117 As a former Republican and proud independent, I condemn Mr. Crenshaw's enabling of attacks on the press.

Lest we forget, journalist Michelle Fields' ulna was literally crushed by a Trump thug! I read that her Dr. threw up when he saw the x-rays!

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at November 19, 2018 02:55 PM (ismre)

118 14
He was brilliant and on point. They all just ignored what he was saying and chattered their NPC points.



Sad.
-----------------


True, but Dan Crenshaw looked so calm, so in charge, so unlike any of the others that he shared the table with, that he stood out as the reasonable one.


People are tired of the "all fire and fire trucks, all the time" reporting of the Leftie press. Sadly, some on the right like Hannity are guilty of this, too.

Getting away from this style is very effective, especially right now.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 02:55 PM (UsCnO)

119 There is one person on that screen who does not talk in a patronizing, cliche-ridden manner, and that's Crenshaw.

He's good.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 19, 2018 02:55 PM (PFy0L)

120 Boy, Democrats have gotten all attacky and nukey since the elections, haven't they?


It's like they found their bee muscles.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 19, 2018 02:55 PM (VpIIl)

121 Sec. Kirstjen Nielsen
@SecNielsen
This AM, all of #SanYsidro Port of Entry's northbound lanes were temporarily closed to initiate additional port hardening efforts after @CBP officials were notified that a large # of caravan migrants were planning to rush the border in an attempt to gain illegal access to the US.

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentall Ill Girlfriend at November 19, 2018 02:55 PM (BqBId)

122 Orange man BAD!!!
Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 19, 2018 02:54 PM (xEG7+)


Cuck Cruise Bad!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 02:55 PM (F4u7C)

123 99. c'ert drole

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2018 02:55 PM (WkMnJ)

124 No, no, no. We've ceded enough territory to the other side. I want to go on the offensive, intellectual and otherwise.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at November 19, 2018 02:48 PM (vgwv+)

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I feel ya... but this is the "media ecosystem..." going on the offensive is effectively the same as withdrawing.

The media orgs have a deal with Conservative, Inc. to be conciliatory, and cower like whipped dogs on their shows.

If a conservative makes a habit of going on the offensive, he'll be invited never to return, a la Kurt Schlichter.

Your options are to beclown yourself to gain their favor, or to not come around at all. I'd choose Door Number 2 if I were being asked to be on one of these shows.

There's always any number of streaming outlets. Write a book. Go on the radio. Twitter. YouTube. Whatever.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 02:55 PM (AzW6q)

125 116 What is wrong with literally attacking the press in response, if they literally deserve it and they literally make unjust attacks?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 19, 2018 02:53 PM (/qEW2)

I really wish that White House aide had kneed Acosta in the nuts when he put his hand on her.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 19, 2018 02:54 PM (Gk3gh)

===============

"He wanted to rape me. #BelieveAllWomen."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 02:55 PM (q8oeS)

126 Ben Crenshaw is starting off on the right foot. He seems excellent.

not sure who Ben is but Dan Crenshaw supports McCarthy over Jordan for speaker. Ted Poe would have voted for McCarthy as well.

Posted by: DanMan at November 19, 2018 02:56 PM (QMG5F)

127 They're not brining their best, folks.

Posted by: MJ at November 19, 2018 02:56 PM (LQtHg)

128 *taps chin, ponders "figurative" beatdown that Dan Crenshaw will give Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in 2024 Presidential Debate*

Posted by: Sharkman at November 19, 2018 02:56 PM (k2Hcx)

129 I really wish that White House aide had kneed Acosta in the nuts when he put his hand on her.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 19, 2018 02:54 PM (Gk3gh)

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That would have been nice. Watchung Trump instinctively start to come out from behind the podium was also awesome.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 02:56 PM (ffYR/)

130 a large # of caravan migrants were planning to rush the border in an attempt to gain illegal access to the US.
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentall Ill Girlfriend at November 19, 2018 02:55 PM (BqBId)

But not an invasion. Nope. Not at all.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 02:56 PM (AURKQ)

131 They're not brining their best, folks.
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They are eating them??????????????

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentall Ill Girlfriend at November 19, 2018 02:56 PM (BqBId)

132 Crenshaw as High Lord Executioner!

He has a little list.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 19, 2018 02:56 PM (QDvfw)

133 116 What is wrong with literally attacking the press in response, if they literally deserve it and they literally make unjust attacks?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 19, 2018 02:53 PM (/qEW2)

I really wish that White House aide had kneed Acosta in the nuts when he put his hand on her.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 19, 2018 02:54 PM (Gk3gh)

Has anybody interviewed her? I'd like to hear her take.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 02:57 PM (GkIz4)

134 This is all literally literal!

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 19, 2018 02:57 PM (88+cf)

135 Literally attacking the press.

Literally shaking over it.

Trump is literally Hitler.

Posted by: Warden at November 19, 2018 02:43 PM (MZ8Zz)
and yet they still attack him freely.

Worst
hitler ever...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 19, 2018 02:57 PM (8D42x)

136
Sec. Kirstjen Nielsen

@SecNielsen

This AM, all of #SanYsidro Port of Entry's northbound lanes were
temporarily closed to initiate additional port hardening efforts after
@CBP officials were notified that a large # of caravan migrants were
planning to rush the border in an attempt to gain illegal access to the
US.
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Better late than never. But it's still lame-ass, inexcusably late.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 19, 2018 02:57 PM (13CQC)

137 I was at Cabella's yesterday picking up some stuff and they had a sign for sale that said "I'm a deplorable clinging to my guns and my religion."

-
Well, they're not Dick's.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 02:57 PM (+y/Ru)

138 not sure who Ben is but Dan Crenshaw supports McCarthy over Jordan for speaker. Ted Poe would have voted for McCarthy as well.
Posted by: DanMan at November 19, 2018 02:56 PM (QMG5F)


I believe Ben Crenshaw is/was a professional golfer.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 02:57 PM (F4u7C)

139 Ha! Screwed the pooch on the first name.

I am not excellent.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 19, 2018 02:57 PM (RzjzF)

140 Ben Crenshaw was a Very Good Golfer way back when

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentall Ill Girlfriend at November 19, 2018 02:57 PM (BqBId)

141 how about an attack to the back of their literal heads with a literal frying pan?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2018 02:58 PM (d7Ww2)

142 I'm thinking (which could be dangerous), that we impose something I call the "Under Siege Method",
punch the Antifa next to the squawking "I want to fight" chicks. Then punch the chick. Equal Rights Amendment, FTW.


In pink hair video, there is clearly some putz ready to protect the loud cunt. He was not expecting to be hit first.

Posted by: nip at November 19, 2018 02:58 PM (DfGpI)

143
Has anybody interviewed her? I'd like to hear her take.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 02:57 PM (GkIz4)
they specifically avoided naming her in the case to avoid that.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 02:58 PM (37IEG)

144 Literally is just like inconceivable in the Princess Bride.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 19, 2018 02:58 PM (mJmCN)

145 So is Trump at 93% hate towards the press?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 02:58 PM (2LelM)

146 Dan Crenshaw supports McCarthy over Jordan for speaker.

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Wonderful.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 02:58 PM (AzW6q)

147 It's not bold it's utter horseshit they're asslighting again.

Posted by: DaveA at November 19, 2018 02:58 PM (FhXTo)

148
Ben Crenshaw was a Very Good Golfer way back when

how could he golf with only one eye?

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 19, 2018 02:59 PM (ZQfW9)

149 Funny how the press doesn't investigate America's first Coup attempt. Fucking amazing.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 02:59 PM (2LelM)

150 we should support pelosi for speaker she is a safe establishment corporate democrat who won't try to impeach the president. what do you think would happened if ocasio-cortez or one of those militant black or muslim woman were chose speaker. establishment democrats have long record of protecting republicans. want examples please ok here are some 1968 lbj refuse efforts to go public with tapes of nixon committing treason with south vietnam to sabotage peace talks. 1980 jimmy carter refuses to go public with bill casey committing treason with iran to hold hostages to win 1980 election congressional democrats ignore iran contra issues such as ollie north's involvement with contra drug dealing to finance their efforts. allowing republicans on supreme court to stop vote count in 2000 florida race. clinton does nothing 9-11 pelosi supports dubya instead of calling for investigation on neo-cons needing a second "pearl harbor" to invade iraq. support nancy she will protect president trump from impeachment.

Posted by: ramondo at November 19, 2018 02:59 PM (I6idP)

151 You hafta have nuts to get kneed in them. She should have kicked Acosta s raisins.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 19, 2018 02:59 PM (NuA1h)

152 GOPers would have to present a united front though, saying "they're just fake news media, we don't want to promote them - catch us on streaming media for our responses to their bullshit."

I absolutely agree with you on principle, but a fair amount of their base probably can't. I can barely watch youtube, let alone alive stream of anything.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 19, 2018 02:59 PM (90KoH)

153 Damn! He's good.

Posted by: ronsfi at November 19, 2018 03:00 PM (jrTqB)

154 And they probably didn't understand his comment about "literally attacked".

"Oh, did one of us say something bad about him?"
"not me, no"
"Why does he wear that eye patch, is he a pirate or something?"

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 03:00 PM (37IEG)

155 129 That would have been nice. Watchung Trump instinctively start to come out from behind the podium was also awesome.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 02:56 PM (ffYR/)

============

"Trump won't let women fight their own battles! He's the chief of the patriarchy!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 03:00 PM (XSSCs)

156 Was this the very objective Face the Nation or a spinoff of Bill Maher's show, Four Libs Gang Up on a Conservative?

Posted by: red speck at November 19, 2018 03:00 PM (6Krd7)

157 with you on principle, but a fair amount of their base probably can't. I can barely watch youtube, let alone alive stream of anything.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at N




you get youtube on your jitterbug?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 19, 2018 03:01 PM (MTjB1)

158 It's not a literal invasion unless they use literal tanks.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2018 03:01 PM (aKsyK)

159
It's not bold it's utter horseshit they're asslighting again.


Posted by: DaveA at November 19, 2018 02:58 PM (FhXTo
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YES. Crenshaw should have let them have it with both barrels. I'd say he used only one barrel.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 19, 2018 03:01 PM (13CQC)

160 Was this the very objective Face the Nation or a spinoff of Bill Maher's show, Four Libs Gang Up on a Conservative?
Posted by: red speck at November 19, 2018 03:00 PM (6Krd7)


4 pussies and a Cock 'n Balls.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 03:02 PM (F4u7C)

161 The press is literally deluded if they think that the President challenging their lies and calling them liars is anyway an infringement of their first amendment rights. They have no right to acquiescence. They have no right to be the arbiters of truth. They have no right to unearned respect. And they have no right to access to the President (or any other news source that doesn't want to talk to them).

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 19, 2018 03:02 PM (F/KeJ)

162 158 It's not a literal invasion unless they use literal tanks.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2018 03:01 PM (aKsyK)

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How about literally carrying the flags of literal foreign nations?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 03:02 PM (XSSCs)

163 118 True, but Dan Crenshaw looked so calm, so in charge, so unlike any of the others that he shared the table with, that he stood out as the reasonable one.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 02:55 PM (UsCnO)

To us.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 03:02 PM (GkIz4)

164 I think the Dems are trapped on the impeachment. I doubt most of them are seriously interested in crossing that Rubicon when they're unlikely to get quite enough votes to convict.

But they have promised this to their voters - it was the only issue besides vague stuff about "healthcare" that these idiots ran on, in a completely nationalized campaign.

If they don't draft Articles, the foaming-at-the-mouth NPC base will have a shit-fit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 03:02 PM (AzW6q)

165 57
I still think that Trump should have pulled CNN's access, not just
Acosta's. They knew what Acosta was doing and sent him in there to do
exactly what he did. CNN is responsible for everything he did.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 19, 2018 02:43 PM (Gk3gh)

After Trump establishes "rules of conduct" demanded by that judge, this is exactly what he should do.

Acosta is the proverbial "robber", but CNN is driving the get away car, and is equally guilty.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 03:02 PM (UsCnO)

166 YES. Crenshaw should have let them have it with both barrels. I'd say he used only one barrel.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 19, 2018 03:01 PM (13CQC)


That was just a simple bitchslap. I'm quite sure he's got more to offer.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 03:02 PM (F4u7C)

167 Posted by: ramondo at November 19, 2018 02:59 PM (I6idP)

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Please swing by the shop and get your OS updated to the version that supports grammar, punctuation, sentence and paragraph structure.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 03:02 PM (ffYR/)

168 164
If they don't draft Articles, the foaming-at-the-mouth NPC base will have a shit-fit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 03:02 PM (AzW6q)

=============

"We don't have enough members in the House. Send money! We need the Senate! Send money!"

Doesn't sound familiar, does it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 03:03 PM (XSSCs)

169 Millennials use the word "literally" like Vizzini in The Princess Bride used the word "inconceivable".

That's my tribute to the late William Goldman. You're welcome.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 19, 2018 03:03 PM (EZwv4)

170
I'm thinking (which could be dangerous), that we impose something I call the "Under Siege Method",
punch the Antifa next to the squawking "I want to fight" chicks. Then punch the chick. Equal Rights Amendment, FTW.

In pink hair video, there is clearly some putz ready to protect the loud cunt. He was not expecting to be hit first.

Posted by: nip at November 19, 2018 02:58 PM


there's always the Way of the Gun method

tinyurl.com/mxussd3

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 19, 2018 03:03 PM (ZQfW9)

171
Dan Crenshaw supports McCarthy over Jordan for speaker.


McCarthy can raise a hell of alot more money for the GOP than Jordan can.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 19, 2018 03:03 PM (TAmPV)

172 how could he golf with only one eye?

Its easy except for the depth perception part. Just like playing centerfield.

Posted by: DanMan at November 19, 2018 03:03 PM (QMG5F)

173
"Why does he wear that eye patch, is he a pirate or something?"
Posted by: DamnedYankee


He sells shirts by the seashore.

http://swiped.co/file/man-hathaway-shirt-ad-david-ogilvy/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2018 03:03 PM (aKsyK)

174 The press is literally deluded if they think that the President challenging their lies and calling them liars is anyway an infringement of their first amendment rights. They have no right to acquiescence. They have no right to be the arbiters of truth. They have no right to unearned respect. And they have no right to access to the President (or any other news source that doesn't want to talk to them).
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 19, 2018 03:02 PM (F/KeJ)


They've never been called out in this way so they're 100% reactionary at this point.

They're panicking and don't know what to do.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 03:03 PM (F4u7C)

175 motherfuckinghamsterfucker

who let the troll back in?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2018 03:03 PM (d7Ww2)

176 I think the Dems are trapped on the impeachment. I doubt most of them are seriously interested in crossing that Rubicon when they're unlikely to get quite enough votes to convict.

But they have promised this to their voters - it was the only issue besides vague stuff about "healthcare" that these idiots ran on, in a completely nationalized campaign.

If they don't draft Articles, the foaming-at-the-mouth NPC base will have a shit-fit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


If we ever want a Congressional shut out, we can tie impeachment to obamacare repeal, and watch nobody vote for it.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 19, 2018 03:03 PM (Z04f8)

177 Posted by: ramondo at November 19, 2018 02:59 PM (I6idP)

Concern noted.

But I think you're at the wrong spot -- we have absolutely zero say in who the speaker of the house is, and the same is likely going to be true of elected republicans, so...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 19, 2018 03:03 PM (GBteo)

178 ant black or muslim woman were chose speaker.
establishment democrats have long record of protecting republicans. want
examples please ok here are some 1968 lbj refuse efforts to go public
with tapes of nixon committing treason with south vietnam to sabotage
peace talks. 1980 jimmy carter refuses to go public with bill casey
committing treason with iran to hold hostages to win 1980 election
congressional democrats ignore iran contra issues such as ollie north's
involvement with contra drug dealing to finance their efforts. allowing
republicans on supreme court to stop vote count in 2000 florida race.
clinton does nothing 9-11 pelosi supports dubya instead of calling for
investigation on neo-cons needing a second "pearl harbor" to invade
iraq. support nancy she will protect president trump from impeachment.

Posted by: ramondo at November 19, 2018 02:59 PM (I6idP)

Let them impeach... it just shows how crazy they are. Trump would not be convicted even if they passed new articles of impeachment every week and Trump certainly isn't going to resign over their crazy.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 19, 2018 03:04 PM (F/KeJ)

179 Pretty soon. Next time Acosta goes apeshit, PDT will walk up to him,
reach into Acosta's chest, yank out his still-beating heart, punch it
'til it's purple, and reinsert it into the bloody cavity.
...then he'll silently walk back and return to his scorpion chair.

Posted by: Carrots the Turkey at November 19, 2018 03:04 PM (SOV+T)

180 I feel ya... but this is the "media ecosystem..." going on the offensive is effectively the same as withdrawing.

The media orgs have a deal with Conservative, Inc. to be conciliatory, and cower like whipped dogs on their shows.

If a conservative makes a habit of going on the offensive, he'll be invited never to return, a la Kurt Schlichter.

Your options are to beclown yourself to gain their favor, or to not come around at all. I'd choose Door Number 2 if I were being asked to be on one of these shows.

There's always any number of streaming outlets. Write a book. Go on the radio. Twitter. YouTube. Whatever.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 02:55 PM (AzW6q)

Those are good points. I guess I'm trying to convey that we need to bring our A game and utterly demolish these types every time we get with the coolness that Crenshaw brought to the table.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at November 19, 2018 03:04 PM (vgwv+)

181 how could he golf with only one eye?
----

Well, the caddy tells you how far the pin is, and the ball's always the same distance away from you. So I guess depth perception doesn't really enter into it.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at November 19, 2018 03:04 PM (0JUQP)

182 Alexa, shop for "Pink Eye Patches".

Posted by: Wendy Davis at November 19, 2018 03:04 PM (ismre)

183 23 We'll never win a debate picking off their complaints one-by-one.
Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 02:38 PM (GkIz4)
----------------------------
Au contraire! That's the only way to win, to demand specifics and address them.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 19, 2018 03:04 PM (Rxduq)

184 Posted by: ramondo at November 19, 2018 02:59 PM (I6idP)

also, you have to be careful copy & pasting at the 'hq, or your formatting gets all fucked up, like it did.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 19, 2018 03:05 PM (GBteo)

185 143
Has anybody interviewed her? I'd like to hear her take.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 02:57 PM (GkIz4)
they specifically avoided naming her in the case to avoid that.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 02:58 PM (37IEG)

In theory, she could be found by a real reporter.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 03:05 PM (GkIz4)

186 183 23 We'll never win a debate picking off their complaints one-by-one.
Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 02:38 PM (GkIz4)
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Au contraire! That's the only way to win, to demand specifics and address them.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 19, 2018 03:04 PM (Rxduq)

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Politics isn't intellectual, but emotional.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 03:05 PM (XSSCs)

187 Please swing by the shop and get your OS updated to the version that supports grammar, punctuation, sentence and paragraph structure.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 03:02 PM (ffYR/)


Did Mary Cloggenstein breed?

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 03:05 PM (F4u7C)

188 173


"Why does he wear that eye patch, is he a pirate or something?"

Posted by: DamnedYankee



He sells shirts by the seashore.



http://swiped.co/file/man-hathaway-shirt-ad-david-ogilvy/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2018 03:03 PM (aKsyK)
"I heard he was in the military! "
"Yes! That was Captain Morgan!"
"He has an eye patch?"

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 03:06 PM (37IEG)

189

EM DEVILED EGGS FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at November 19, 2018 03:06 PM (a6fvI)

190
Meghan McCain: If Obama had disrespected the military like Trump, 'my head would have exploded

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentall Ill Girlfriend at November 19, 2018 03:06 PM (BqBId)

191 Is it too soon, or can we have pirate king Crenshaw for president, 2024?

Posted by: Dean Wormer at November 19, 2018 03:07 PM (ABH6n)

192 Meghan McCain: If Obama had disrespected the military like Trump, 'my head would have exploded
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentall Ill Girlfriend at November 19, 2018 03:06 PM (BqBId)


So, using the Marine Corps to hold your umbrella would be A-OK, eh, faketits?

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 03:07 PM (F4u7C)

193 190


Meghan McCain: If Obama had disrespected the military like Trump, 'my head would have exploded

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentall Ill Girlfriend at November 19, 2018 03:06 PM (BqBId)


Literally.

Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2018 03:07 PM (kc+Bd)

194 YHTBKM: When the press' assertion is that Trump is disrupting HIS OWN PRESS CONFERENCE.

Really.

Really truly.

Trump is disrupting the reporters, I guess, when he interrupts all the Very Fine Points they are making, which is what a Press Conference is now for.

I mean, do they call it a Presidential Conference?

No, they do not.

He's there for the Power part of Truth to Power, but in sort of an ironic sense since who are we kidding, the Press is punching down at these things.

That Press Prom where they have a comedian come and mock the president to his/her face while he smiles for three hours now makes so, so much more sense. It's really the true embodiment of what the press thinks every press conference actually is.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 19, 2018 03:08 PM (yL25O)

195
can we have pirate king Crenshaw for president

but who would be in the court of the Crenshaw king?

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 19, 2018 03:08 PM (ZQfW9)

196 195
can we have pirate king Crenshaw for president

but who would be in the court of the Crenshaw king?
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 19, 2018 03:08 PM (ZQfW9)

King Crimson?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 03:09 PM (bcbK8)

197 194
YHTBKM: When the press' assertion is that Trump is disrupting HIS OWN PRESS CONFERENCE.



Really.

Yeah, that was priceless. Said it without blinking too.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 03:09 PM (37IEG)

198 172 how could he golf with only one eye?

Its easy except for the depth perception part. Just like playing centerfield.
Posted by: DanMan at November 19, 2018 03:03 PM (QMG5F)

Used to have two, but lost one in the rough.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 03:10 PM (AURKQ)

199 Meghan McCain: If Obama had disrespected the military like Trump, 'my head would have exploded

------------

Implosion is the term you're looking for, Meghan. A vacuum causes an implosion.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 19, 2018 03:10 PM (gC2IV)

200 Politics isn't intellectual, but emotional.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 03:05 PM (XSSCs)

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+1000.

Here's the correct strategy, the ones the Dems use, and it's something the debate-club Right isn't really capable of.

Step 1 is the intellectual part, and happens behind closed doors. Settle on a damned governing strategy, for G-d's sake. Figure out where you want to take the initiative, and on what policies, and then demand pain-of-political-death Party discipline from all elected officials and Party proxies. No deviation from the plan in front of the public.

Step 2 is not even discussing specifics of the plan with the public. This is where the emotion comes in. Attack the Left, insult them, ridicule them, demonize them. Trump is good at this. At the same time, underscore your own connection to the voters at an emotional level. That you like them, care about them, and that your policies (such as they know about them) are conceived with their best interests at heart. Limbaugh is very good at this part.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 03:10 PM (AzW6q)

201 Arrr, I wish I had as nice an eye-patch as that Crenshaw fellow.

Posted by: Literal Pirate at November 19, 2018 03:10 PM (kc+Bd)

202 163
118 True, but Dan Crenshaw looked so calm, so in charge, so unlike any
of the others that he shared the table with, that he stood out as the
reasonable one.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 02:55 PM (UsCnO)



To us.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 03:02 PM (GkIz4)

and even some of "them".

Maybe 30% of the voting population is Leftist first, and gone. The middle still want reasonable thinkers, and I am confident they noticed Dan Crenshaw's thoughtfulness and steady hand.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 03:10 PM (UsCnO)

203 nood pelosi

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 19, 2018 03:10 PM (ZQfW9)

204 NOOD btw

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 19, 2018 03:10 PM (GBteo)

205 190
Meghan McCain: If Obama had disrespected the military like Trump, 'my head would have exploded
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentall Ill Girlfriend at November 19, 2018 03:06 PM (BqBId)

Air explodes?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 03:10 PM (bcbK8)

206 Ben Crenshaw invented that plug that fits in the ass end of a Bic pen.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 19, 2018 03:12 PM (88+cf)

207 195
can we have pirate king Crenshaw for president

but who would be in the court of the Crenshaw king?
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 19, 2018 03:08 PM (ZQfW9)

The purple piper plays his tune

We'd need something orange.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 03:12 PM (GkIz4)

208 195


can we have pirate king Crenshaw for president


Crenshaw / Mike Leach 2024
Pirate Party

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 19, 2018 03:13 PM (UsCnO)

209 Story from England, saw at FB:

"University professors told DON'T USE CAPS as it frightens students"

F*CK THEM!!!!!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2018 03:13 PM (miE9U)

210 http://bit.ly/2OT2XQu
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FB Meme On Ocassional-Cortex

Posted by: Not Fake Tits Meghan McCain at November 19, 2018 03:13 PM (BqBId)

211 But my candidate can skateboard. Yours hasn't even got two eyes!


Posted by: Texas SJW at November 19, 2018 02:44 PM (37IEG)

that's ableist...

you racist....

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 19, 2018 03:14 PM (8D42x)

212 Meghan McCain: If Obama had disrespected the military like Trump, 'my head would have exploded
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentall Ill Girlfriend at November 19, 2018 03:06 PM (BqBId)

So, using the Marine Corps to hold your umbrella would be A-OK, eh, faketits?
Posted by: Sponge


The MSM are unserious children.

Treat them as such.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 03:15 PM (2El4P)

213 I am still puzzled by the chick's apparent contention that any criticism or even questioning of the FBI and CIA constitutes "an attack on democracy."

I may disagree with the nature and agenda of BLM's attack on police. But I would hardly call criticizing police an attack on democracy.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 19, 2018 03:16 PM (Rxduq)

214 "14
He was brilliant and on point. They all just ignored what he was saying and chattered their NPC points.



Sad.



Snake Plissken FTW!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 02:35 PM (F4u7C)"

NPCs is right. These people have no fucking idea what is going on here.
These TV talking heads have spent their entire lives living in a first world, theme-park type environment without even appreciating it.
They spout off stupid shit like this - speech is violence, we're being attacked, X person is braver than a Marine/soldier, everyone I've ever heard of with an AR is a mass murderer, you can't fight the .gov because they have nukes, etc, to people who have in some cases spent their *entire fucking adult lives* at war.
These are people who have put in 8, 10, 15, years constantly rotating through combat deployments or private security gigs. After they ETS or retire, many of them go and buy rifles, night vision, and armor, and practice regularly with them. They are not fucking around.
And yet the talking heads seem to be profoundly blind to even the concept of this type of person existing. I'm not sure I can point to a similar magnitude of disconnect, historically.


Posted by: lurker (the other one) at November 19, 2018 03:17 PM (eAshZ)

215 Web site of Rep. Joe Neguse (D-Boulder):

"As a 34-year-old son of refugees from Africa, Joe is not your typical candidate for Congress. But his family's story, and deeply held belief that we need people from all walks of life to speak up and engage in our democracy, has motivated him to run for Congress and fight for Colorado values in Washington D.C."

---

I think he's fighting for the California values of refugees from the Formerly Golden State. As an alleged refugee from conflict in Eritrea, ruthless tribal warfare comes naturally to Joe -- he's keeping it real.

"Send us the wretched Neguse of your teeming shores..."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 19, 2018 03:17 PM (OBFTh)

216 Give Acosta a made up honorary metal every day.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 19, 2018 03:17 PM (V7iPA)

217 now that we will have rules for WH conduct (supposedly) ... can we also introduce mandated diversity ... as in 50% of the media must have voted for Trump, to reflect the actual population, rather than the oligarch anti-American "Russians and Chinese and globalilsts"?

Surely that "diversity" decision in the courts would cover this, not just academia?

Posted by: illiniwek at November 19, 2018 03:18 PM (Cus5s)

218 I'm slightly disappointed you can't call it a "hair pie" anymore because they all shave now.
Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 02:50 PM (F4u7C)

Yeah, sure.
You go with that.

Posted by: Married guys at November 19, 2018 03:21 PM (z79tQ)

219
209 Story from England, saw at FB:

"University professors told DON'T USE CAPS as it frightens students"


i am zombie e. e. cummings and i approve this message.

Posted by: zombie e. e. cummings at November 19, 2018 03:21 PM (xGZ+b)

220 God, this guy is awesome. Everytime they resorted to generalities, he stopped them, and made them explain. And frankly, they couldn't defend their BS. Every Republican official should view this interview and study it, as an example of how you call out press hypocrisy and hyperbole.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at November 19, 2018 03:34 PM (RLiOt)

221 I'm curious what the whole point of all this idiocy is.

So you're having a debate. One side claims Trump is attacking press freedoms or, at least undermining them.

The other side laughs at their stupidity.

But TO WHAT END ? Even if I grant you 100% of your position - where do we go from there ? Seems to me... nowhere. That the "Trump is attacking freedom of the press" is nothing but a Democrat PR offensive. And even then... to what end ?

Republicans need to stop engaging with these losers. You're not convincing them of anything, NOBODY is watching, and the Democrats and the media (BIRM) are only there to virtue signal, basically.

Stop lending them an air of legitimacy by being party to their bullshit.

Posted by: deadrody at November 19, 2018 03:50 PM (jsGbO)

222 punctuation is the gateway drug to caps

Posted by: klaftern at November 19, 2018 05:19 PM (RuIsu)

223 First, destroy their stupid points with logic, then mock them for making those stupid points, and finally insult their mothers for popping out such stupid people. Then take off the gloves.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 19, 2018 05:27 PM (KX8bn)

224 As they used to say in WELCOME BACK KOTTER. up your nose with a rubber hose

Posted by: Tamaa Bird 1000 Voices at November 19, 2018 06:16 PM (wGqjj)

Open Thread Until Ace

He must've had yet another sleepless night.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 01:25 PM




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1 FIST!?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2018 01:26 PM (sBm2i)

2 Well

Posted by: Old Dude at November 19, 2018 01:26 PM (LGXGf)

3 Aaaaaaceeee.... come out and plaaaaaay.

Posted by: IKEA Shelves at November 19, 2018 01:26 PM (ZGrMX)

4
There's open and there's "open" ... know what I mean?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2018 01:26 PM (pNxlR)

5 Shit.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 01:26 PM (2LelM)

6 Top 6?

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 01:26 PM (/hTUk)

7 I think The Donald should seriously consider adopting the bald and bearded look for 2020. He actually looks legit badass:

https://tinyurl.com/yd2rs885

Posted by: Augustine at November 19, 2018 01:26 PM (BDZWU)

8 Top ten & I READ THE CONTENT!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 19, 2018 01:26 PM (ctuyM)

9 I read the content II.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2018 01:27 PM (0tfLf)

10 ((EWOK SIGNAL))

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 01:27 PM (BXMxN)

11 TRUMP!

Posted by: MAGA at November 19, 2018 01:27 PM (/8RAd)

12 rise and shine, Sunshine! lol

Posted by: lwc at November 19, 2018 01:27 PM (G8lfi)

13 Good. that last one was starting to smell.

Posted by: Dokken at November 19, 2018 01:27 PM (F4u7C)

14 There's open and there's "open" ... know what I mean?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2018 01:26 PM


Mos def.

Posted by: Stormy D. at November 19, 2018 01:27 PM (ctuyM)

15 TL : DR

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 01:27 PM (ffYR/)

16 I read all the content! And I'm still first!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:27 PM (37IEG)

17 Probably out listening to music and grazing on soy all night.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 01:28 PM (AzW6q)

18 Now I'm looking up stories about the kid I knew that murdered his girlfriends family........

To see if I can find the picture of his truck when they found it abandoned.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 01:28 PM (F4u7C)

19 Are there vampire Ewoks?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 19, 2018 01:28 PM (hLRSq)

20 13 Good. that last one was starting to smell.
Posted by: Dokken at November 19, 2018 01:27 PM (F4u7C)

All those bodies piling up.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 01:28 PM (NWiLs)

21 I think The Donald should seriously consider adopting the bald and bearded look

And then all the DemMedia will shriek that he did it to look more like Putin.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 19, 2018 01:28 PM (ZGrMX)

22 I know as Sec o' State, Hilary had access to pipe hitters.

But when did they first start getting subordinates willing to kill for them?

The ability to kill and get away with it AND to keep your mouth shut is pretty limited. Some military types are capable, just not sure how they get connected to Hilary. Via Bill from his prezzy days?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 01:28 PM (bcbK8)

23 17
Probably out listening to music and grazing on soy all night.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 01:28 PM (AzW6q)
Wait, amber waves of soy?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:29 PM (37IEG)

24 Don't we all have sleepless nights now a days

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2018 01:29 PM (bim/x)

25 Thirty three years to the day, Alex Smith has his leg broken as Redskins QB as former Redskins QB whose leg was broken looks on.

Methinks the Redskins need to get an eternal waiver from the NFL for a no play on 11/18.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 01:29 PM (2LelM)

26 That last thread was a little disturbing. Next time one of you says he has a smoking hot girlfriend/wife, I'm not going to ask for pics.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2018 01:29 PM (p+Wdc)

27 13 Good. that last one was starting to smell.
Posted by: Dokken at November 19, 2018 01:27 PM (F4u7C)

Needed more lime.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 01:29 PM (GkIz4)

28 He waits until the stars are right.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2018 01:29 PM (IqOTP)

29 He must have had a hot date.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 19, 2018 01:29 PM (dSgm2)

30 21
I think The Donald should seriously consider adopting the bald and bearded look



And then all the DemMedia will shriek that he did it to look more like Putin.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 19, 2018 01:28 PM (ZGrMX)
And a Ming the Merciless outfit.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:29 PM (37IEG)

31 TL : DR
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 19, 2018 01:27 PM (ffYR/)


I know, right?

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 19, 2018 01:29 PM (T71PA)

32 Yeah, I hate those nights. Here's hoping he gets it straightened out.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 01:30 PM (RD7QR)

33 Everybody that has a friend of a friend in jail for murder, raise your hand.

Posted by: klaftern at November 19, 2018 01:30 PM (RuIsu)

34 30 21
I think The Donald should seriously consider adopting the bald and bearded look



And then all the DemMedia will shriek that he did it to look more like Putin.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 19, 2018 01:28 PM (ZGrMX)
And a Ming the Merciless outfit.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:29 PM (37IEG)

Refer to the press as pathetic earthlings.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2018 01:30 PM (NWiLs)

35 He must've had yet another sleepless night.
.........

Drink moar beer.

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2018 01:30 PM (HgMAr)

36 32
Yeah, I hate those nights. Here's hoping he gets it straightened out.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 01:30 PM (RD7QR)
Uh, phrasing!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:30 PM (37IEG)

37 I read the content and translated it into three different languages.

So First! to do that.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 19, 2018 01:30 PM (88+cf)

38 Jacob Wohl sabotaged ace's shelves - the resulting despondency has sapped ace's will to blog.

He's everywhere. He's in the trees. Check under your bed for him tonight, kids.

Thankfully the Super Krassenstein Bros. are on the case.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 01:30 PM (oZ6kz)

39 Raises hand up...

Posted by: IP at November 19, 2018 01:31 PM (/hTUk)

40 This is what I get for reading the content first.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 01:31 PM (bcbK8)

41 http://bit.ly/2OSPw30
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Watch Crenshaw Smash Claims Of Trump 'Undermining Democracy'
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Don't know if JJ had this in his morning report & since I have a crushing Sinus Headache, Don't feel like looking. So if it was Sorry

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentall Ill Girlfriend at November 19, 2018 01:31 PM (BqBId)

42 I think The Donald should seriously consider adopting the bald and bearded look for 2020. He actually looks legit badass:

He'd look like The Evil Dude, the villain from the first Iron Man movie.

(hail hydra)

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 19, 2018 01:31 PM (84QUd)

43 38 Jacob Wohl sabotaged ace's shelves - the resulting despondency has sapped ace's will to blog.

He's everywhere. He's in the trees. Check under your bed for him tonight, kids.

...
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 19, 2018 01:30 PM (oZ6kz)

So he's like Krampus?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 01:31 PM (bcbK8)

44
... as former Redskins QB whose leg was broken looks on.


You are referring to Joe Theisman? I met him at an at work function for team building back in the mid 80s. He's a nice and personable guy IRL.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2018 01:31 PM (pNxlR)

45 Everybody that has a friend of a friend in jail for murder, raise your hand.

They was framed!

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 19, 2018 01:32 PM (88+cf)

46 No more just yelling first!
Content quiz certifications for proof!
There needs to be rules otherwise it denies us due process!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:32 PM (37IEG)

47 25 Thirty three years to the day, Alex Smith has his leg broken as Redskins QB as former Redskins QB whose leg was broken looks on.

Methinks the Redskins need to get an eternal waiver from the NFL for a no play on 11/18.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2018 01:29 PM (2LelM)

Poor Joe Theisman must have been sick to his stomach. It was like a slow-motion playback of his own injury.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 01:32 PM (RD7QR)

48 I hope he didn't decide to take a week off for Thanksgiving without telling us.

Posted by: Smoked Surfperch at November 19, 2018 01:33 PM (m2bLi)

49 The Whitehouse is ready Jim-



https://twitter.com/PeteHegseth/status/1063816382616358913

Posted by: redridinghood at November 19, 2018 01:33 PM (hECVl)

50 http://bit.ly/2OPBXkV
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Manhattan U.S. Attorney Announces Criminal Charges Against Société Générale S.A. For Violations Of The | USAO-SDNY | Department of Justice

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentall Ill Girlfriend at November 19, 2018 01:33 PM (BqBId)

51 And then all the DemMedia will shriek that he did it to look more like Putin.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 19, 2018 01:28 PM (ZGrMX)
===

All the more reason to then. He will never win with them. If he decided to eat more healthy and work out the media would probably say he's trying to be like his man crush Vlad.

Posted by: Augustine at November 19, 2018 01:34 PM (BDZWU)

52 >>34 30 21 I think The Donald should seriously consider adopting the bald and bearded look

I think The Donald should seriously consider adopting the skull-girdle and ear-chain look.

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 01:34 PM (Bdeb0)

53 48 I hope he didn't decide to take a week off for Thanksgiving without telling us.
Posted by: Smoked Surfperch at November 19, 2018 01:33 PM (m2bLi)

Maybe he's lurking to see what we're up to.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 01:34 PM (GkIz4)

54 Can someone explain why the fuck the Saudi's killing a Saudi citizen on Saudi soil is supposed to be akin to the assassination of Arch Duke Ferdinand?

Posted by: Kreplach at November 19, 2018 01:34 PM (X+DbC)

55 Cleveland Injuns remove Chief Wahoo logo from their uniforms. Yeah that ought to appease the mob

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2018 01:34 PM (OLCnA)

56 Maybe he's lurking to see what we're up to.
Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 01:34 PM (GkIz4)


STALKER!!!! PEEPING TOM!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 01:35 PM (F4u7C)

57 Hobo hunting takes a lot out of ya.

Posted by: torabora at November 19, 2018 01:35 PM (foNmJ)

58 No more just yelling first!
Content quiz certifications for proof!
There needs to be rules otherwise it denies us due process!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:32 PM (37IEG)


I rule that in order to claim first, one must diagram every sentence of the post and show their work.

It's only fair.

Posted by: Some Divorce Court Judge at November 19, 2018 01:35 PM (T71PA)

59
I think The Donald should seriously consider adopting the skull-girdle and ear-chain look.
Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 01:34 PM (Bdeb0)


Throw in a teardrop tat or two, too.

The MSM will freak out.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2018 01:35 PM (pNxlR)

60 Cleveland Injuns remove Chief Wahoo logo from their uniforms. Yeah that ought to appease the mob
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2018 01:34 PM (OLCnA)


Was one of the best logos in sports. Only to be ruined by the leftist mob.

I really hate those guys.......

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 01:35 PM (F4u7C)

61 The Donald clearly needs a throne of skulls, taken from various fake news hacks.

Posted by: Someguy at November 19, 2018 01:36 PM (qt8Bt)

62 54
Can someone explain why the fuck the Saudi's killing a Saudi citizen on
Saudi soil is supposed to be akin to the assassination of Arch Duke
Ferdinand?

Posted by: Kreplach at November 19, 2018 01:34 PM (X+DbC)
Again! Due Process! They should have accused him of being a Christian and declaring him apostate first.
Rules!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:36 PM (37IEG)

63 Can someone explain why the fuck the Saudi's killing a Saudi citizen on Saudi soil is supposed to be akin to the assassination of Arch Duke Ferdinand?
Posted by: Kreplach at November 19, 2018 01:34 PM (X+DbC)


Why, that's easy. TRUMP!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 01:36 PM (F4u7C)

64 Everybody that has a friend of a friend in jail for murder, raise your hand.

My brother was (briefly) a Cub Scout, and one of other kids in his troop had a brother who was in jail for murder.

This came up when said troop was getting a tour of the jail. I wasn't there, but I heard about it (it's actually a story my mom tells sometimes-- I think she was Den Mother or whatever at the time) later, and apparently the younger brother volunteered

kid: "My brother's in here!"
Officer: "Oh, what's his name?"

Apparently that ended the tour.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 19, 2018 01:36 PM (84QUd)

65 Interesting thing about Theisman,supposed his name was always pronounced Thees Man until his senior year at Notre Dame when they started rhyming it with the trophy he was hoping to win.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 01:36 PM (BXMxN)

66 You are referring to Joe Theisman? I met him at an
at work function for team building back in the mid 80s. He's a nice and
personable guy IRL.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2018 01:31 PM (pNxlR)


Probably has to be, out of necessity, otherwise everyone would be coming up to him saying they have a bone to pick with him.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2018 01:36 PM (a2xio)

67 36 32
Yeah, I hate those nights. Here's hoping he gets it straightened out.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 01:30 PM (RD7QR)
Uh, phrasing!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:30 PM (37IEG)

No, I REALLY hope he gets it straightened out, it promotes rest and relaxation!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 01:37 PM (RD7QR)

68 Can someone explain why the fuck the Saudi's killing a Saudi citizen on Saudi soil is supposed to be akin to the assassination of Arch Duke Ferdinand?

The dead guy was a member in good standing of the far-left media, so in the minds of the media his assassination means Trump is going to kill all of them. Or something equally dumb.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 19, 2018 01:37 PM (ZGrMX)

69

I think The Donald should seriously consider adopting the bald and bearded look for 2020. He actually looks legit badass:



Shouldn't his beard be orange?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 01:37 PM (HaL55)

70
Thinking back a little... the couple who I took the picture for and he ended up killing... it was a little too sensational, even for 'Jersey. The story was he pulled into a rest stop on the Garden State Parkway (something that probably three quarters of 'Jersey residents have done in their lives) and someone came along with a gun and shot the wife dead.

A lot of public interest in finding the murderer, because after all everyone wants to take a leak on the Garden State Parkway without getting murdered. I forget the details of how he was 'outed' but it was a pre-planned murder for hire.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 19, 2018 01:37 PM (e7O7B)

71 Mia Love continues to pull ahead in the Utah congressional race.

The reason for it taking so long to determine the winner of this race?

Because Utah is experiencing first time voter same day registration and voting. Every ballot cast by a same day registrant means their ballot is provisional until it is confirmed they are eligible to vote in Utah. So this is why there is a two week delay.

Third world countries don't do elections the way we do .

And just think, Michigan has now approved same day registration and voting for the next election.

Can't wait for it to take a month to find out the winner.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 19, 2018 01:37 PM (lZnHt)

72 Saturday night into Monday morning

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 01:38 PM (AURKQ)

73 Can someone explain why the fuck the Saudi's killing a Saudi citizen on Saudi soil is supposed to be akin to the assassination of Arch Duke Ferdinand?

For the last time, Gavrilo Pincep was never employed by my organization.

Posted by: Saruman at November 19, 2018 01:38 PM (84QUd)

74
52 >>34 30 21 I think The Donald should seriously consider adopting the bald and bearded look

I think The Donald should seriously consider adopting the skull-girdle and ear-chain look.

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 01:34 PM (Bdeb0)


I think Melania should adopt the Red Sonja look.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 19, 2018 01:38 PM (hLRSq)

75 I think Melania should adopt the Red Sonja look.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 19, 2018 01:38 PM (hLRSq)
Yes, she could make that work.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 19, 2018 01:38 PM (37IEG)

76 I'm taking the week off as a use them or lose them vacation. Weather is miserable. What a waste. I'll go to the gun range tomorrow if it's still raining I guess since I can't do any outdoor activity ( tennis, golf) . All I can think of is the work piling up at the office. During these time I always wished I became a heavy equipment operator. The dirt ain't growing larger when you're on vacation.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 01:39 PM (2DOZq)

77 Wanna really scare Joe Theissman?


Tell him the tailor is here to adjust his pants.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 19, 2018 01:39 PM (a2xio)

78
I think Melania should adopt the Red Sonja look.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 19, 2018 01:38 PM (hLRSq)


I think she should leave Bad Man Orange and come sit on my face for a while.

I mean, a guy can dream, can't he?

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 01:39 PM (F4u7C)

79 You are referring to Joe Theisman? I met him at an at work function for team