The Morning Rant: J.V. Edition

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The hierarchy is clear, and most Americans are at the bottom. How we arrived at such self-hatred is a discussion for another day, but when the supposed American "paper of record" elevates an idiot bigot to its editorial board (ignoring her glaring lack of any skills other than snark and racism), it sends a clear signal that disparaging Whites is perfectly okay.

But don't be surprised! This is a tradition at the Old gray Lady, where anything not subversive, third-worldish, anti-Western, unabashedly socialist, or pro-sexual-deviance is mocked and marginalized and framed in the absolute worst light. If one were to read only the NY Times, the world would look vastly different than it actually is. Well, there are little corners that are faithfully described: The Upper West Side of Manhattan, Madison, Austin, Berkeley, Park Slope Brooklyn....you get the idea.

[I can't confirm that these tweets are genuine, but other sites are assuming that Sarah "Jingoist" Jeong wrote them...]


This kind of hire does not set the tone at the NYT, it reinforces it.

I am curious how the NYT will spin this. Obviously she is an affirmative-action hire who checks the appropriate boxes: vagina, leftist, America-hater, wetback, out-and-proud racist, etc. Oh...she edited the "Harvard Journal of Law & Gender" which surprises me not at all. What will be interesting is the problem of her clear and unabashed racist comments. There is no parsing available to the whores of 43rd St. It's unequivocal.

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1 Chimp Punk has gone from a poo throwing punk fashion plate to a crotchety old man that rages about socialism and tells youngsters to get off his lawn.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 02, 2018 11:02 AM (9BLnV)

2 Good grief! No Way!

Posted by: Old Dude at August 02, 2018 11:02 AM (LGXGf)

3 No new pirate boobs?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 02, 2018 11:02 AM (fuK7c)

4 Randi Weingarten from the teachers union is a total nut.

This is what is teaching your children, a bunch of kooky, Left-Wing idiots who promote falsehoods, lies, conspiracies and Propaganda in place of the truth.

Send your kids to private school.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 02, 2018 11:02 AM (ejPIh)

5 The Hell you say...

Posted by: USMC8541 One Shot to Slay Them All at August 02, 2018 11:03 AM (xGZ+b)

6 darn white people, building western civilization that created the modern world and all of that

Posted by: brak at August 02, 2018 11:03 AM (VckGX)

7 Morning, Morons!

Posted by: Pecan Scandi - Ragnarok Start at August 02, 2018 11:04 AM (RpiuP)

8 Test

Posted by: Pecan Scandi - Ragnarok Star at August 02, 2018 11:05 AM (RpiuP)

9 Hiya

Posted by: JT at August 02, 2018 11:05 AM (BoUTs)

10 Willowed:
What was the score of the Mets - Nationals game? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 02, 2018 11:05 AM (sjdRT)

11 The NYT has been a leftest rag since the 30s.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 02, 2018 11:06 AM (mpXpK)

12 NYT new Editorial Member is a real peach.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 02, 2018 11:06 AM (5dE4E)

13 "Love the "Micro Flash Fiction." All dialogue!

And I have not looked at the NY Slimes, even online, in years. When my friend the 72-year-old Vietnam vet socialist said that the Times and Washington Post were good, conservative newspapers, I laughed out loud.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 02, 2018 11:07 AM (YWG/U)

14
The cabin boy was Kipper
By Christ he was a nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 02, 2018 11:07 AM (yQpMk)

15 NYT...hires a Harvard grad.
I guess the only schools in Amerika are in the Northeast.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2018 11:07 AM (0tfLf)

16 As an old white man myself, I'd like to kick her ass, so she'd at least have some validity to her racist ramblings.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 02, 2018 11:07 AM (5dE4E)

17 >This is what is teaching your children, a bunch of kooky, Left-Wing idiots who promote falsehoods, lies, conspiracies and Propaganda in place of the truth.


>Send your kids to private school.
We pay good money for those public schools. How about we drive the crazies out instead of running away?

Posted by: BomberCommand at August 02, 2018 11:07 AM (5T/WH)

18 If she hates it so much maybe we oughta drop her ass back in Korea. North Korea.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2018 11:07 AM (AzW6q)

19
I'd say that these tweets were part of her resumè when she applied for the job.

She hates white people. I'd say that any white person who continued to pay for that rag is a damn fool.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 02, 2018 11:07 AM (LOgQ4)

20 Babylon Bee: avocado toast (satire)


RIVERDALE, NY 31-year-old Darlene Austin has always been an avid supporter of socialism, but she recently had an eye-opening experience.

At a vegan cafe, I met a guy from Venezuela, Austin explained. I asked him about how great it must be to live in a country working to end economic inequality, but then he went into a long diatribe about oppression, poverty, and murder.
Austin admitted she didn't listen to much of it since she always knew that socialism would have a few bumps along the way. But then the man said something that really concerned her: he asked what the crispy bread slathered with a green substance on her plate was.

Posted by: Colin at August 02, 2018 11:07 AM (YGNo6)

21 She's quite the nasty little racist bint.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 02, 2018 11:07 AM (NWiLs)

22 Drain the swamp (of unreconstructed Caucasians).

Posted by: Zod at August 02, 2018 11:08 AM (Bdeb0)

23 Since she's down with overt racism, doesn't that mean it's ok if we just call her Ol' Slant Eye from now on? Second option, Kookie Gook.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2018 11:08 AM (k1TUh)

24 >>18 If she hates it so much maybe we oughta drop her ass back in Korea. North Korea.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2018 11:07 AM (AzW6q)

...as a foreign-aid lagniappe. "Here, here's some more rice, wheat, gold braid, TRS-80 computers, AOL disks...and this writer type."

Posted by: Zod at August 02, 2018 11:10 AM (Bdeb0)

25 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 02, 2018 11:07 AM (YWG/U)

One of the additional drawbacks of the draft. It allowed for a lot more socialists to claim the mantle of Veteran.

Posted by: Lancelot Links Secret Agent Chimp at August 02, 2018 11:10 AM (C5Lvr)

26 So.

I just finished mandatory corporate training. The training featured a video of situations we were then to go into breakout groups to discuss.

In every situation, the person acting as a bad example was a white man. The people around him, the paragons of virtue and reason, were minority women.

I'm getting tired of the racism. And because I don't give a shit any longer, I lodged a complaint with HR.

I think I'll soon have quite a bit of time on my hands in the next few weeks.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 02, 2018 11:10 AM (tVWQB)

27 White Men Exterminated: Women, Minorities Hardest Hit

Posted by: The New York Fucking Tines at August 02, 2018 11:10 AM (jDF8P)

28 The cabin boy was Kipper
By Christ he was a nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper
Posted by: Grump928(c)



GILLIGAN!!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2018 11:10 AM (wyNrR)

29 Yesterday on Tucker he had a guy who wanted to split Calif up, and give half of it to 'Native Americans'.


at the end, guy said 'yes, Trump supporters would have to get used to doing what Brown people told them' if it happened.

Posted by: Don Quixote at August 02, 2018 11:11 AM (NgKpN)

30

NYT had an article complaining that New Hampshire had too many white people.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2018 11:11 AM (IqV8l)

31 If she hates it so much maybe we oughta drop her ass back in Korea. North Korea.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2018 11:07 AM (AzW6q)

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Wait, what am I saying? If we dropped her ass in North Korea, she'd be editor in chief of the Rodong Sinmun within two months. Way too good for her.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2018 11:11 AM (AzW6q)

32 Well, it's either she works at the NYT or at the local strip mall nail salon.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 02, 2018 11:11 AM (r9UYA)

33 Me: Scribbles a name in my notebook entitled "People to find for free helicopter ride when/if it finally kicks off."

Posted by: DanInMN at August 02, 2018 11:11 AM (h5ffp)

34 Babylon Bee: avocado toast (satire)


RIVERDALE, NY 31-year-old Darlene Austin has always been an avid supporter of socialism, but she recently had an eye-opening experience.

At a vegan cafe, I met a guy from Venezuela, Austin explained. I asked him about how great it must be to live in a country working to end economic inequality, but then he went into a long diatribe about oppression, poverty, and murder.
Austin admitted she didn't listen to much of it since she always knew that socialism would have a few bumps along the way. But then the man said something that really concerned her: he asked what the crispy bread slathered with a green substance on her plate was.
Posted by: Colin


Are we sure that's satire?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2018 11:12 AM (wyNrR)

35 25
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 02, 2018 11:07 AM (YWG/U)



One of the additional drawbacks of the draft. It allowed for a lot more socialists to claim the mantle of Veteran.

Posted by: Lancelot Links Secret Agent Chimp at August 02, 2018

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I am a bit younger than he is, and I recall those times. You'd think traveling to other countries would open a person's eyes. Oh, well.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 02, 2018 11:12 AM (YWG/U)

36 We pay good money for those public schools. How about we drive the crazies out instead of running away?
Posted by: BomberCommand


Cause then there wouldn't be any garlic for the rest of us?

Posted by: Adriane the Technical Dothingie Critic .... at August 02, 2018 11:12 AM (AoK0a)

37 Jeez, can't a guy piss on a fire hydrant anymore without a lot of flak?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 02, 2018 11:12 AM (FTlwv)

38 What an unhappy, angry person. Yet another spiritual problem.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2018 11:12 AM (AllCR)

39 >>I'm getting tired of the racism. And because I don't give a shit any longer, I lodged a complaint with HR. Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 02, 2018 11:10 AM (tVWQB)

MiniRec Witchdoktor badthinker unperson.

Posted by: Zod at August 02, 2018 11:12 AM (Bdeb0)

40 Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
There was fuck-all else to do!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 02, 2018 11:12 AM (NWiLs)

41 For those of you who have been praying for my wife, we've gotten the results and they're not good. We'll find out more on Tuesday.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 02, 2018 11:12 AM (81OU+)

42 Ever since Pixy upgraded the Nood Notification subroutine, I'm never late to a thread.

Upgrade to AoSHQ Unobtanium Membership today and get a free box of 100 plastic ampersands.

Posted by: mindful webworker - ploddingly at August 02, 2018 11:13 AM (yX09K)

43 She's not only racist but she's clearly stupid as 10 pounds of kimchi.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at August 02, 2018 11:13 AM (LeX56)

44 >>38 What an unhappy, angry person. Yet another spiritual problem. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2018 11:12 AM (AllCR)

You will add her to the AoSHQ List of Pleading.

Posted by: Zod at August 02, 2018 11:13 AM (Bdeb0)

45 Sarah Jeong is just a select example of the reactionary inverse-chauvanism that is a substitute for actual thought or reason on the Left. It's a brainless rejectionism that really roots in reptile-brain rebellion, Frankfort School Marxist indoctrination, and a desperate desire to stick it to Daddy with the knowledge that they don't have enough depth of thought to get by on actual itellectual heft.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 02, 2018 11:14 AM (oVJmc)

46 For those of you who have been praying for my wife, we've gotten the results and they're not good. We'll find out more on Tuesday.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas


:-(

So sorry to hear that.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2018 11:14 AM (wyNrR)

47 Me love you long time! You party?

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 02, 2018 11:14 AM (jDF8P)

48 30




NYT had an article complaining that New Hampshire had too many white people.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2018 11:11 AM (IqV8l)

ALL of those States up there in that area are lily white. we have more black people in my small town here than the entire State of NH.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 02, 2018 11:14 AM (mpXpK)

49 White privilege is to banned and shunned for the rest of your life if you ever wrote just one tweet like the hundreds this vile racist woman wrote.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 02, 2018 11:14 AM (pw+jk)

50 >>29
Yesterday on Tucker he had a guy who wanted to split Calif up, and give half of it to 'Native Americans'.

They could name their new capital Penny Slots or Rehab.


Posted by: Under Fire at August 02, 2018 11:14 AM (r9UYA)

51

This is what is teaching your children, a bunch of kooky, Left-Wing idiots who promote falsehoods, lies, conspiracies and Propaganda in place of the truth.


Dr. Jordan Peterson hit the Marxist nail on the head the other day on Fox ampersand Friends when he said that our kids are being "taught" by ideologues.

We've known that for decades. Now, how do we stop it and fix this problem?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 02, 2018 11:15 AM (HaL55)

52 We all know how the NY Times rolls, so this hire is not surprising.
The problem with The Times is that so many people believe it's the Gospel.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2018 11:15 AM (y8Foj)

53 So...help me. How does an Asian chick get to bitch about white privilege? Did some white chick cut in front of her at a Fendi boutique? Did a white barista give her low-fat milk instead of soy in her venti caramel macchiatto?
Add her to the pantheon of Sean White and Rachel Dolezal. If she really wanted to crusade for a Cause, how about institutions of higher learning capping Asian applications?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 02, 2018 11:15 AM (ty7RM)

54 @29 Yesterday on Tucker he had a guy who wanted to split Calif up, and give half of it to 'Native Americans'.
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Something I read stated that the guy who wants to give part of California back to the local tribes is the same guy who's trying to carve California up into three separate states. My guess is that he already knows that his initial effort is doomed to failure, and so is trying to bring the local tribes onboard.

Of course, anything that involved giving even a small part of the state to the tribes would run afoul of the Federal government. So it's likely that this particular stunt is even more doomed to failure than his "split the state" plan.

Posted by: junior at August 02, 2018 11:15 AM (7l1O3)

55 The clown hair highlights are a give-away. In the 1980's & 90's, weird hair colors signified an interest in alternative music. In the 21st century, it's says "I'm unstable with progressive tendencies" or "I will boil your bunny if you cross me."

Posted by: Wendy at August 02, 2018 11:16 AM (bpemY)

56 Laughing in Texas at August 02, 2018 11:12 AM (81OU+)

Prayers for Strength of Spirit ...

Posted by: Adriane the Technical Dothingie Critic .... at August 02, 2018 11:16 AM (AoK0a)

57 I am a bit younger than he is, and I recall those times. You'd think traveling to other countries would open a person's eyes. Oh, well.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 02, 2018 11:12 AM (YWG/U)

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I don't remember those times, but I've met the occasional crusty old hippie vet.

I've never understood how you could go to a country, meet the people there, see that they have a human face, lose a fvcking war to their Marxist tormentors, watch hundreds of thousands be murdered and imprisoned in the aftermath, and then spout the g-ddamn Party line here in your own country. *spit*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2018 11:16 AM (AzW6q)

58 One of the additional drawbacks of the draft. It allowed for a lot more socialists to claim the mantle of Veteran.



Posted by: Lancelot Links Secret Agent Chimp at August 02, 2018


As I recall most of the hard core liberals avoided the draft by fleeing to Canada until Jimmy Peanut pardoned them.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 02, 2018 11:16 AM (mpXpK)

59 Oh...she edited the "Harvard Journal of Law Gender" which surprises me not at all

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I bet she has more written articles on record then Precedent 44...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2018 11:16 AM (eSx+E)

60 26 So.

I just finished mandatory corporate training. The training featured a video of situations we were then to go into breakout groups to discuss.

In every situation, the person acting as a bad example was a white man. The people around him, the paragons of virtue and reason, were minority women.

I'm getting tired of the racism. And because I don't give a shit any longer, I lodged a complaint with HR.

I think I'll soon have quite a bit of time on my hands in the next few weeks.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 02, 2018 11:10 AM (tVWQB)

It's the same thing in every commercial. The person doing something stupid is always a white man, but the wise consumer is always a woman and/or POC.

Posted by: josephistan at August 02, 2018 11:16 AM (7HtZB)

61 Dr. Jordan Peterson hit the Marxist nail on the head the other day on Fox ampersand Friends when he said that our kids are being "taught" by ideologues.

We've known that for decades. Now, how do we stop it and fix this problem?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy


Make it burn?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2018 11:16 AM (wyNrR)

62 Posted by: Zod at August 02, 2018 11:13 AM (Bdeb0)

Did I not tell you before that I don't take orders from minor Zods? ;^) Seriously, an Atheist is telling me for whom I should pray?

However, I do pray generally that people who are really unhappy or angry and/or violent get some spiritual healing but it is beyond my ability to pray for all of these people by name.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2018 11:17 AM (AllCR)

63 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 02, 2018 11:14 AM (oVJmc)


They are not trying to destroy Hierarchies, they are just using a victim status to get to the TOP of the Hierarchy.


Its a weird Judo like phenomenon... Some of it bred into our DNA (Women and Children gain protection and power through it).

Posted by: Don Quixote at August 02, 2018 11:17 AM (NgKpN)

64 For those of you who have been praying for my wife, we've gotten the
results and they're not good. We'll find out more on Tuesday.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas

=
So sorry to hear. Hope for the best.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 02, 2018 11:17 AM (pw+jk)

65 Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
Friggin in the riggin
There was fuck-all else to do!

Posted by: Insomniac


I didn't know you could sing.

Posted by: JT at August 02, 2018 11:17 AM (BoUTs)

66 We've known that for decades. Now, how do we stop it and fix this problem?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 02, 2018 11:15 AM (HaL55)


lamp post wind chimes and a shitload of helicopter rides.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2018 11:19 AM (9Om/r)

67 54 Something I read stated that the guy who wants to
give part of California back to the local tribes is the same guy who's
trying to carve California up into three separate states. My guess is
that he already knows that his initial effort is doomed to failure, and
so is trying to bring the local tribes onboard.



Of course, anything that involved giving even a small part of the
state to the tribes would run afoul of the Federal government. So it's
likely that this particular stunt is even more doomed to failure than
his "split the state" plan.



Posted by: junior at August 02, 2018 11:15 AM (7l1O3)

I posted a link on that a few days ago. He had to move on to this horse hockey because the courts shutdown his effort to split the State up into three.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 02, 2018 11:19 AM (mpXpK)

68
For those of you who have been praying for my wife, we've gotten the results and they're not good. We'll find out more on Tuesday.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 02, 2018 11:12 AM


My ~84 yr old next door neighbor went through the whole routine pretty quickly and easily in the past year. I see her walking and driving around all the time now.

Things are better then they used to be.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 02, 2018 11:19 AM (LOgQ4)

69 Hey, Joe, You got girlfriend New York City?

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 02, 2018 11:19 AM (yQpMk)

70 As I recall most of the hard core liberals avoided the draft by fleeing to Canada until Jimmy Peanut pardoned them.
Posted by: Vic


F'n racists. Tijuana is ok to visit for the donkey show, but none of them want to live around little brown people.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2018 11:19 AM (wyNrR)

71 Yesterday on Tucker he had a guy who wanted to split Calif up, and give half of it to 'Native Americans'.

They could name their new capital Penny Slots or Rehab.




Posted by: Under Fire at August 02, 2018 11:14 AM (r9UYA)

At least Senator Fake Indian Warren would feel right at home when visiting.

Posted by: Colin at August 02, 2018 11:19 AM (YGNo6)

72 we have more black people in my small town here than the entire State of NH.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 02, 2018 11:14 AM (mpXpK)

I doubt that very much.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 02, 2018 11:19 AM (wYseH)

73 >>It's the same thing in every commercial. The person doing something
stupid is always a white man, but the wise consumer is always a woman
and/or POC.

The ADT alarm company commercials were my favorites.

I didn't know so many white people did home burglaries. Amazing.


Posted by: Under Fire at August 02, 2018 11:20 AM (r9UYA)

74 55
The clown hair highlights are a give-away. In the 1980's 90's,
weird hair colors signified an interest in alternative music. In the
21st century, it's says "I'm unstable with progressive tendencies" or "I
will boil your bunny
if you cross me."

Posted by: Wendy at August 02, 2018

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Try it, Sarah, babe. Just try it.

Posted by: General Woundwort at August 02, 2018 11:20 AM (YWG/U)

75 Heh. That Dracula bit reminds me of one of the few funny Life in Hell cartoons -

Matt Groening's little son asks him, "Why do people go to Dracuya's house?"

Groening says, Because he invites them."

To which the kid cries, "But his name is DRACUYA!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 02, 2018 11:20 AM (kqsXK)

76 Sarah Jeong has a real slant to the way she sees things

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 02, 2018 11:20 AM (OLCnA)

77 She is a zipper head and when she thinks like a zipper head I can understand it at some level. But only a zipper head living in a third world shit-hole is really allowed the think like that in my book. When you live in a country of privileged grace, like the U.S., and act like this, you really show yourself to be a pitiful being and an object of ridicule and deserving of derision.
I guess I'm not as eloquent as some of you here, but I hope you understand my anger at these pretenders like little Ms. Me Love You Long Time.

Posted by: Archer at August 02, 2018 11:20 AM (gmo/4)

78 So this new racist nyt editor really did major in Ancient Angry Asian Lesbians.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 02, 2018 11:20 AM (pw+jk)

79 "it sends a clear signal that disparaging Whites is perfectly okay. "

Anyone know any good realtors in Poland, Hungary, or Czech Republic?

Posted by: TCDD, fun fun fun in the pale northern sun at August 02, 2018 11:21 AM (xQgfh)

80 Friggin in the riggin
...

Posted by: Insomniac at August 02, 2018 11:12 AM (NWiLs)

I taught that song to the brats in the car driving them to school when they were too young to understand.

Life was grand for a few weeks!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 02, 2018 11:21 AM (wYseH)

81 U want hot Asian babe who digs U
U'll take hot Asian babe who hates U
U'll get Sarah Jeong

Posted by: Do I amuse U? at August 02, 2018 11:21 AM (Omv4c)

82 Oh...she edited the "Harvard Journal of Law & Gender" which surprises me not at all.

Do they still have mimeographs? If so, that's probably how that POS is published.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 02, 2018 11:21 AM (IqKlE)

83 This is something - Ethan Van Sciver on last night's assault of youtuber Jeremy from The Quartering by a bezerk SJW draped in a rainbow flag.

https://youtu.be/OjU1szgXEiY

Posted by: josephistan at August 02, 2018 11:22 AM (7HtZB)

84 Sarah Jeong- Me hate whitey long time

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 02, 2018 11:22 AM (OLCnA)

85
And the ship's dog was called Rover
And we turned the poor thing over
And ground and ground that faithful hound
From Teneriff to Dover

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 02, 2018 11:22 AM (yQpMk)

86 "Posted by: Archer at August 02, 2018 11:20 AM (gmo/4) "

Nice performance art, champ.

Completely authentic and stuff.

Posted by: TCDD, fun fun fun in the pale northern sun at August 02, 2018 11:23 AM (xQgfh)

87 I've never understood how you could go to a country, meet the people there, see that they have a human face, lose a fvcking war to their Marxist tormentors, watch hundreds of thousands be murdered and imprisoned in the aftermath, and then spout the g-ddamn Party line here in your own country. *spit*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2018 11:16 AM (AzW6q)


I was in High School as that War was winding down, and NEVER heard about the massacres happening.

I joined the Navy in 79, and NO ONE was talking about what was going on...

The Press was pretty silent on it... so it was easy for many to ignore...

Posted by: Don Quixote at August 02, 2018 11:23 AM (NgKpN)

88 You know Sarah Jeong, I wish my father had killed your father in that police action.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 02, 2018 11:23 AM (pw+jk)

89 72 I doubt that very much.




Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 02, 2018 11:19 AM (wYseH)


I don't; IIANM when I checked NH only a had a couple of thousand black statewide and almost all of those were concentrated in urban areas. 40% of my county of 70,000 are black. And the city here is the largest in the county.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 02, 2018 11:23 AM (mpXpK)

90 The Nats beat the Mets 5-3 on Wednesday. The day before, the score was...... not so close. HA!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at August 02, 2018 11:23 AM (kfqzB)

91 I said last week on here, when I signed the final papers on my condo on Thursday, there was one I had to sign attesting to the fact that I was a white male.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 02, 2018 11:24 AM (vg8iE)

92 I have to say they are forcing me to be more race conscious than they have ever been in my life. I recently have been keeping track of commercials and how many contain a black person since I always joke that non-Americans think the USA black population is 30 or 40% at the minimum.

I found that of the commercials I saw over a two week period it averaged 80% .

Posted by: Lancelot Links Secret Agent Chimp at August 02, 2018 11:24 AM (C5Lvr)

93 Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 02, 2018 11:12 AM (81OU+)

Thanks for the update. That's really hard news for you. We will keep praying and please continue to take it one day at a time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2018 11:25 AM (AllCR)

94 I love that flash fiction.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 02, 2018 11:25 AM (mf5HN)

95 Substitute the word "white" for any other skin color in that bint's tweets.

Anyone want to guess such a person would be hired even to clean the shit out of the stalls at Pravda on the Hudson, much less be elevated to the editorial board?

Yeah, didn't think so. Not a hint of bias. Nope, no sirree.

Posted by: DocJ at August 02, 2018 11:25 AM (NYS7S)

96 Well, I live in flyover country, so think what you want of me. Doesn't matter.

Posted by: Archer at August 02, 2018 11:26 AM (gmo/4)

97 >>we have more black people in my small town here than the entire State of NH.

Shush. Ivanka will want to send thousands of Somali refugees there.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 02, 2018 11:26 AM (r9UYA)

98 Ok. New Hampshire is 93.9% white. (92.3% non-hispanic white)

Nice to know, but how many are friggin' Quebecois?

Posted by: Undocumented at August 02, 2018 11:26 AM (5NMZN)

99 We're gonna need a fuckton more helicopters.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 02, 2018 11:27 AM (m9wUQ)

100 I have to say they are forcing me to be more race conscious than they have ever been in my life. I recently have been keeping track of commercials and how many contain a black person since I always joke that non-Americans think the USA black population is 30 or 40% at the minimum.

I found that of the commercials I saw over a two week period it averaged 80% .



Posted by: Lancelot Links Secret Agent Chimp at August 02, 2018 11:24 AM (C5Lvr)


Now try keeping count of how many mixed-race couples there are. At least 80% if not more.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 02, 2018 11:27 AM (kqsXK)

101 >>However, I do pray generally that people who are really unhappy or angry and/or violent get some spiritual healing but it is beyond my ability to pray for all of these people by name.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2018 11:17 AM (AllCR)

You have here made the case for her inclusion. Zod concurs. Make it so.

Posted by: Zod at August 02, 2018 11:27 AM (Bdeb0)

102 42
Ever since Pixy upgraded the Nood Notification subroutine, I'm never late to a thread.



Upgrade to AoSHQ Unobtanium Membership today and get a free box of 100 plastic ampersands.

Posted by: mindful webworker - ploddingly at August 02, 2018 11:13 AM (yX09K)

The AoSHQ style guide, with the quick reference sheet on how to bold italicize only available for the PREMIUM memberships?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 02, 2018 11:27 AM (jxbfJ)

103 Their racism is Ironic Racism. Totally different.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 02, 2018 11:27 AM (koNhm)

104
I love that flash fiction.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 02, 2018 11:25 AM (mf5HN)

It's perfect!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 02, 2018 11:27 AM (wYseH)

105 Last census showed my rather large town (not a village or city, but a township) to be 4 percent black. That's out of about 95K, so we should make the effort to get that up to a more accepted level before the next census in 2020.??

Posted by: Colin at August 02, 2018 11:28 AM (YGNo6)

106 Now try keeping count of how many mixed-race couples there are. At least 80% if not more.



Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 02, 2018 11:27 AM (kqsXK)

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My favorite ones are mixed race children from same race parents. WTF?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 02, 2018 11:28 AM (pw+jk)

107 I wonder if Sarah Jeong writes that because she's ronery oh so ronery

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 02, 2018 11:28 AM (OLCnA)

108 IT'S FUNNIY BECAUSE "PINCH" JUST LAST WEEK LECTURED TRUMP TO PUT A CORK IN HIS DIVISIVE RHETORIC.

ALSO, BECAUSE JIM ACOSTA HAS DRAPED HIMSELF IN THE CLOAK OF VICTIMHOOD OVER MEAN WORDS FROM THE TRUM[ TAMPA RALLY ATTENDEES.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 02, 2018 11:28 AM (W+vEI)

109 I always get a chuckle at the fact that these assholes operate under the delusion that when colander face mask world arrives they won't be hunted.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2018 11:29 AM (9Om/r)

110 I doubt that very much.




Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 02, 2018 11:19 AM (wYseH)


I don't; IIANM when I checked NH only a had a couple of thousand black statewide and almost all of those were concentrated in urban areas. 40% of my county of 70,000 are black. And the city here is the largest in the county.
Posted by: Vic


NH census: 2017 -
1,342,795 people
1.6% Black, 21,485??

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2018 11:29 AM (wyNrR)

111 She confirms the undeniable truth:

The bigger the racist, the fewer actual, real-world accomplishments.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 02, 2018 11:29 AM (TN1P5)

112 87
I've never understood how you could go to a country, meet the people
there, see that they have a human face, lose a fvcking war to their
Marxist tormentors, watch hundreds of thousands be murdered and
imprisoned in the aftermath, and then spout the g-ddamn Party line here
in your own country. *spit*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2018 11:16 AM (AzW6q)





I was in High School as that War was winding down, and NEVER heard about the massacres happening.



I joined the Navy in 79, and NO ONE was talking about what was going on...



The Press was pretty silent on it... so it was easy for many to ignore...

Posted by: Don Quixote at August 02, 2018
*
*
I was in high school during the worst of the demonstrations, and somehow didn't get drafted (the draft was on the lottery number system by the time I started college, and my number was low-risk). And I didn't listen to or read the "news" then, any more than I do now. It's only what I've discovered since that makes me realize I'm glad I didn't attend that little party in SE Asia.

Posted by: General Woundwort at August 02, 2018 11:29 AM (YWG/U)

113 U want hot Asian babe who digs U
U'll take hot Asian babe who hates U
U'll get Sarah Jeong
Posted by: Do I amuse U? at August 02, 2018 11:21 AM (Omv4c)

This idea that hot Asian chicks are docile and will do whatever you want them to do without complaint is an idea that's long past it's sell-by date. I've never dated one, but I know several who have--a coupe of them married them--and in EVERY relationship, the little Asian wore the pants and wielded the hammer--because , not surprisingly, they made more money. IF they work. If they don't , you'll be bled dry.
They also don't age well, are racist to the bone and stick to their own kind.

Filipinos are slightly better because they have some color and usually belong to a Western church, Roman Catholicism, so they are not totally alien to our culture.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2018 11:29 AM (y8Foj)

114 I said last week on here, when I signed the final papers on my condo on
Thursday, there was one I had to sign attesting to the fact that I was a
white male.
=====

My grandmother went ballistic (very quietly, as was her custom) over the fact that grandpa had to sign the mortgage papers when they bought their last house in the early 60s. He had not worked outside the home since the 40s, but he had to sign rather than her. That kind of thing astonishes me to this day.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 02, 2018 11:30 AM (MIKMs)

115 The Pope calls for worldwide ban on capital punishment.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2018 11:30 AM (IqV8l)

116 >>100 I have to say they are forcing me to be more race conscious than they have ever been in my life. Posted by: Lancelot Links Secret Agent Chimp at August 02, 2018 11:24 AM (C5Lvr)

I'm not sure--I'm still familiarizing myself with the New Model Thinking--but I think the fact that you noticed makes you a racist.

Posted by: Zod at August 02, 2018 11:30 AM (Bdeb0)

117 >>I wonder if Sarah Jeong writes that because she's ronery oh so ronery



Just a wild a$$ guess: she's lonely because she is toxic 24x7.

Twitter is a magical mind-revealing tool, and this woman hate, hates, haaaaates a lot of stuff.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2018 11:30 AM (W+vEI)

118 With Platinum you get Umlauts.

Posted by: Grümp928(c) at August 02, 2018 11:30 AM (yQpMk)

119 However, I do pray generally that people who are really unhappy or angry
and/or violent get some spiritual healing but it is beyond my ability
to pray for all of these people by name.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2018 11:17 AM (AllCR)




Thats why I go bulk plan. Kill'em all and let god sort'em out.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2018 11:31 AM (9Om/r)

120 My favorite ones are mixed race children from same race parents. WTF?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 02, 2018 11:28 AM (pw+jk)

And the man is invariably an idiot.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 02, 2018 11:31 AM (wYseH)

121 104
I love that flash fiction.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 02, 2018 11:25 AM (mf5HN)

It's perfect!


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 02, 2018 11:27 AM (wYseH




And then you find out that Dracula converted to Jehovah's Witness in the 1890s.

Posted by: buzzion at August 02, 2018 11:31 AM (cAnNx)

122 I have to say they are forcing me to be more race conscious than they have ever been in my life. I recently have been keeping track of commercials and how many contain a black person since I always joke that non-Americans think the USA black population is 30 or 40% at the minimum.

I found that of the commercials I saw over a two week period it averaged 80% .

Posted by: Lancelot Links Secret Agent Chimp at August 02, 2018 11:24 AM (C5Lvr)

Similar to their percentages on television shows and in the movies. Not only that, blacks can only be presented in a favorable light because to have them as a criminal, welfare recipient, or as a useless breeder would be racist. Even though they are more likely to be that than an Astrophysicist, a top-notch Medical Doctor, or a wise, Muslim President. And while we did have a half-black Muslim President, there was no wisdom to him. Maybe we should elect Morgan Freeman or Denzel Washington next time? OK, maybe Morgan has some issues with rape, but surely not Denzel!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 02, 2018 11:31 AM (9BLnV)

123 Now try keeping count of how many mixed-race couples there are. At least 80% if not more.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 02, 2018 11:27 AM (kqsXK)



I was talking to Bander about that the other night. Now, mind you, I don't give a flying patootie about who wants to date who and what colors they are. Don't care.

But I do care when it feels like there is some kind of decree that you must have an inter-racial couple in your commercial. It's so prevalent that it feels forced and that? That I do mind.

I've gotten throwing things at the tv mad because some idiotic super left wing group is buying time in the freaking gaming replays I watch on YouTube for toad licking omg look at this Handmaid's Tale world we're living in commercials. I can't blame the gamers for this because they have minimal, if any at all, control of what ads are shown. What I can't figure out is who the hell is doing the demographics to determine that this is a good placement.

*grry hands all over the place*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 02, 2018 11:31 AM (mf5HN)

124 >>109
I always get a chuckle at the fact that these assholes operate under the
delusion that when colander face mask world arrives they won't be
hunted.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

People will be comparing ear necklace lengths.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 02, 2018 11:31 AM (r9UYA)

125 I found that of the commercials I saw over a two week period it averaged 80% .

Posted by: Lancelot Links Secret Agent Chimp at August 02, 2018 11:24 AM (C5Lvr)

And it's always the same ONE it seems, a cute light-skinned black chick with a soft afro.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2018 11:31 AM (y8Foj)

126 If you "upspeak" and use "vocal fry" when saying racist things it doesn't count.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 02, 2018 11:31 AM (koNhm)

127 98
Ok. New Hampshire is 93.9% white. (92.3% non-hispanic white)

Nice to know, but how many are friggin' Quebecois?


Posted by: Undocumented at August 02, 2018 11:26 AM (5NMZN)

More of them than there are french fries in McDonalds.
NH also is seeing a noticeable influx of Indonesians -- many trying for sanctuary due to religious persecution.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 02, 2018 11:32 AM (jxbfJ)

128 Happy day before Friday, all!

A letter writer to my paper said he and his wife spent a week on a delightful European river cruise, and the only American paper on board was the NYT.

He was "SHOCKED!" at how left-leaning the paper is. Lol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2018 11:32 AM (ptqGC)

129 31 If she hates it so much maybe we oughta drop her ass back in Korea. North Korea.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2018 11:07 AM (AzW6q)

------

Wait, what am I saying? If we dropped her ass in North Korea, she'd be editor in chief of the Rodong Sinmun within two months. Way too good for her.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2018 11:11 AM (AzW6q)

---------------------

Well, maybe...
If you gave her a parachute...

Posted by: cornbred at August 02, 2018 11:32 AM (4Kls0)

130 >>But I do care when it feels like there is some kind of decree that you must have an inter-racial couple in your commercial.

Zod blames Benetton.

Posted by: Zod at August 02, 2018 11:32 AM (Bdeb0)

131 I am just a little late this morning and it's three posts in already. Gah.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 02, 2018 11:32 AM (a0IVu)

132 >>115
The Pope calls for worldwide ban on capital punishment.

This pope is an idiot.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 02, 2018 11:33 AM (r9UYA)

133 No new pirate boobs?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 02, 2018 11:02 AM (fuK7c)

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Have you ever seen boobs on Kiera Knightly???

So.... no.

Duh.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 02, 2018 11:33 AM (8XRCm)

134 Giving part of California to the Indians. Like a Reservation?

Maybe we could buy the place with beads and turn it into another Trump resort.

Posted by: Toad-O at August 02, 2018 11:33 AM (cct0t)

135 I always joke that non-Americans think the USA black population is 30 or 40% at the minimum.

Americans, too.

My wife doubted me when I told her black population was about 13%.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 02, 2018 11:33 AM (oVJmc)

136 blacks can only be presented in a favorable light... as a useless breeder
would be racist.

------------------------------

But useless ghey is okey!

Posted by: G at August 02, 2018 11:33 AM (5NMZN)

137 The Pope calls for worldwide ban on capital punishment.

Not my pope - don't fvcking care.

Posted by: DocJ at August 02, 2018 11:34 AM (NYS7S)

138 My favorite ones are mixed race children from same race parents. WTF?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable



Momma been tapped more than a telegraph key.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2018 11:34 AM (wyNrR)

139 AtC, glad to see you posting again. Though I might have missed a few of your postings recently. I've started a new job and am busy learning the stays, halyards, and cables of the ship.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 02, 2018 11:34 AM (YWG/U)

140 This idea that hot Asian chicks are docile and will do whatever you want them to do without complaint is an idea that's long past it's sell-by date.

Some interesting reading vis-à-vis that - The Asian Mystique

https://tinyurl.com/y9qz7gy6

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 02, 2018 11:34 AM (kqsXK)

141 I got nuthin, so I'll just watch you guys.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 02, 2018 11:34 AM (EPnrI)

142 My wife doubted me when I told her black population was about 13%.


In fairness, the white folk blend in with the snow.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 02, 2018 11:35 AM (yQpMk)

143 NH census: 2017 -

1,342,795 people

1.6% Black, 21,485??





Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2018 11:29 AM (wyNrR)

My count was prior to 2017 but my memory may be off but in any case 40% of 70K is 28,000.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 02, 2018 11:35 AM (mpXpK)

144 138
My favorite ones are mixed race children from same race parents. WTF?



Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable







Momma been tapped more than a telegraph key.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2018 11:34 AM (wyNrR)

That's better than the "Pounded more than the 'I' in Pixar".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 02, 2018 11:35 AM (jxbfJ)

145 I wonder what access Jeong trades for her promotion, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 02, 2018 11:35 AM (5pv/A)

146 The Pope calls for worldwide ban on capital punishment.

This pope is an idiot.

Posted by: Under Fire


He's also against border walls.

Unless they are the 40 foot ones surrounding the Vatican. With armed guards.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2018 11:36 AM (wyNrR)

147 I'd like to slap Mr. Johnson's Bulbous head right smack in the middle of her five-head. Racist beyotch.. someone please get the Slims to try and 'splain this away... As a friend often says to me, "you just can't make this shit up."

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at August 02, 2018 11:36 AM (ZgjWN)

148 115 The Pope calls for worldwide ban on capital punishment.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2018 11:30 AM (IqV8l)

Wow... did he like, ever READ the Old Testament?

Posted by: Don Quixote at August 02, 2018 11:36 AM (NgKpN)

149 The Pope calls for worldwide ban on capital punishment.

This pope is an idiot.



Posted by: Under Fire at August 02, 2018 11:33 AM (r9UYA)

Next he will call for the banning of war....wasn't that tried before when the League of Nations was around back in the 1920's.

Posted by: Colin at August 02, 2018 11:36 AM (YGNo6)

150 My favorite ones are mixed race children from same race parents. WTF?



Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable







Momma been tapped more than a telegraph key.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2018 11:34 AM (wyNrR)

====
Never thought of the cuck angle!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 02, 2018 11:36 AM (pw+jk)

151 AtC, glad to see you posting again. Though I might have missed a few of your postings recently. I've started a new job and am busy learning the stays, halyards, and cables of the ship.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 02, 2018 11:34 AM (YWG/U)



I got yelled at by the Boss about spending too much time doing personal stuff on the internet which, you know, fair enough. And then when I'm home I'm usually gaming while watching tennis so, you know, there's that.

Boss is out of the office this week though and I'm being bad.

I hope the new job is going well.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 02, 2018 11:37 AM (mf5HN)

152 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2018 11:31 AM (9Om/r)

O.k. Then. :^) Do come to the Moron Meet up, if you can. Just don't dye yourself blue and leave the battle at home. It might tend to worry the owners and I'd like to leave with my head intact on my shoulders. ;^) Anyway, I;d be happy to meet you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2018 11:37 AM (AllCR)

153 Laughing in Texas - hugs. Not ever easy to receive less than optimal test results. Have faith that it will all work out and we will keep praying for your wife.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 02, 2018 11:37 AM (a0IVu)

154 who cares what this tunnel runner of a scrunt thinks about me, or anybody else. i'm sure that most new yorkers see shit her way anyway. the times is just buffing up their street cred.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 02, 2018 11:37 AM (KP5rU)

155 >>But I do care when it feels like there is some kind of decree that you must have an inter-racial couple in your commercial. It's so prevalent that it feels forced and that? That I do mind.



Yes, it is definitely forced.

My other pet peeve with commercials are that it's almost always daughters, not sons. Look at the % of female kids vs. male. Dads are cool again --- provided they're raising a firecracker daughter (preferably depicted playing sports or doing science!).

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2018 11:37 AM (W+vEI)

156 140
This idea that hot Asian chicks are docile and will do whatever you
want them to do without complaint is an idea that's long past it's
sell-by date.



Some interesting reading vis-a-vis that - The Asian Mystique



https://tinyurl.com/y9qz7gy6

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 02, 2018

*
*
I, ah, love watching the Oriental girls perform on a certain site with "hub" in its name. The real ones I've known through work are polite, but they're tough.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 02, 2018 11:38 AM (YWG/U)

157 He's also against border walls.

Unless they are the 40 foot ones surrounding the Vatican. With armed guards.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2018 11:36 AM (wyNrR)

From Switzerland and wearing colorful outfits.
But the strange medieval swords they have could slice your head off....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2018 11:38 AM (y8Foj)

158 Related, the other day my kids were watching some cartoon movie (free on Amazon at least) that involved some kid going into the woods and meets a bunch of cool, friendly animals. Standard stuff, nothing new. What annoyed the hell out of me was a short scene that involved a couple hunters ("rednecks with guns!"the characters shouted) that were portrayed in the worst, most insulting stereotypical way possible. Fat, ignorant, mostly toothless, bad English and manners, clumsy boobs that like killing natures magnificent creatures for pure pleasure. What was worse was the scene added nothing to the movie or the plot development. It was thrown in just to insult rednecks, deplorable, working class whites and maybe get a knowing laugh from the audience.
A**holes. This is why I hate going to the movies and never go anymore . Some hateful liberal messaging always comes up. I wonder how many people even notice they are being trashed when they pay to see this garbage?

Posted by: Ripley at August 02, 2018 11:38 AM (MxEKc)

159
I've started a new job and am busy learning the stays, halyards, and cables of the ship.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


The mate was a mighty sailing man,
The skipper brave and sure.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2018 11:38 AM (IqV8l)

160 When there is a white dad in a commercial he will be a buffoon,unless he is empowering his little princess daughter by playing dress up...

Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2018 11:38 AM (LiyEm)

161 120 My favorite ones are mixed race children from same race parents. WTF?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 02, 2018 11:28 AM (pw+jk)

And the man is invariably an idiot.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 02, 2018 11:31 AM (wYseH)

Well if the kid is mixed race & his wife is the same color he is, I guess he would be an idiot.

Posted by: josephistan at August 02, 2018 11:38 AM (7HtZB)

162
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2018 11:31 AM (9Om/r)



O.k. Then. :^) Do come to the Moron Meet up, if you can. Just don't
dye yourself blue and leave the battle at home. It might tend to worry
the owners and I'd like to leave with my head intact on my shoulders.
;^) Anyway, I;d be happy to meet you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2018 11:37 AM (AllCR)


Yes I will be there.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2018 11:38 AM (9Om/r)

163 I'll bet Pope Frankie would have hated the Crusades. Because muzzie feelz.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2018 11:38 AM (ptqGC)

164 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2018 11:37 AM (AllCR)

Meant "leave the battle axe" at home. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2018 11:38 AM (AllCR)

165 "I'm getting tired of the racism. And because I don't give a shit any longer, I lodged a complaint with HR."

If you lose your job, pass the hat. I'll contribute, either to your living expenses or to pay a lawyer.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 02, 2018 11:39 AM (5pv/A)

166 The Pope calls for worldwide ban on capital punishment.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2018 11:30 AM (IqV8l)

-----

Dear Pontiff.


It is at time like these I like to point out that "Capital Punishment" was the vehicle God chose to redeem the souls of all of mankind from the wages sin.

At least according to my religion. And Yours.

So. Less focus on "things here on earth" and more focus on "preparing for heaven". Because, THAT'S your job.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 02, 2018 11:39 AM (8XRCm)

167 The Pope calls for worldwide ban on capital punishment.

___

So if we put political prisoners in with people that hate them hoping for a...fatal...incident...that doesn't count right?

Posted by: Britain at August 02, 2018 11:39 AM (eSx+E)

168 Those Swiss-Guard swords are called "halberds", a combination spear and axe.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2018 11:39 AM (y8Foj)

169 Well if the kid is mixed race his wife is the same color he is, I guess he would be an idiot.

Posted by: josephistan at August 02, 2018 11:38 AM (7HtZB)
I always presumed the kid was adopted and that was what the ad was trying to imply.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 02, 2018 11:39 AM (a0IVu)

170 Well if the kid is mixed race his wife is the same color he is, I guess he would be an idiot.

Posted by: josephistan at August 02, 2018 11:38 AM (7HtZB)


Or a cuck.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2018 11:39 AM (ptqGC)

171 Yes I will be there.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2018 11:38 AM (9Om/r)

Great. You are one of the true believers that yes, indeed there IS a Central Jersey. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2018 11:39 AM (AllCR)

172 Every commercial the white guy or father is a complete idiot. And the home security commercials always show white people trying to break into a house. The worst is Ring with that smarmy looking company owner

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 02, 2018 11:40 AM (OLCnA)

173 Oh, FFS, just what the world needs - the dog-eating crackhead and the paste-eater teaming up to solve crimes:

https://tinyurl.com/y9ycl7u3

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 02, 2018 11:40 AM (kqsXK)

174 Huh. Harrisburg diocese releases the names of 71 pedos in the clergy since the 50's. Just one diocese. Maybe Frankie the red should get his house in order.

And he can eat a steaming pile of pig shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 02, 2018 11:40 AM (m9wUQ)

175 My other pet peeve with commercials are that it's
almost always daughters, not sons. Look at the % of female kids vs.
male. Dads are cool again --- provided they're raising a firecracker
daughter (preferably depicted playing sports or doing science!).

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2018 11:37 AM (W+vEI)

Yeah were one step away from dads shown nursing their newborn daughters...cause bonding and equality and fluidity and evolved and shit.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 02, 2018 11:40 AM (EPnrI)

176 I'll bet Pope Frankie would have hated the Crusades. Because muzzie feelz.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2018 11:38 AM (ptqGC)

Then he would have been killed.
The Church wasn't all touchy-feely back then.....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2018 11:41 AM (y8Foj)

177 Well, it's either she works at the NYT or at the local strip mall nail salon.



Posted by: Under Fire at August 02, 2018 11:11 AM (r9UYA)


I read that as "strip club" the first time through!

Posted by: Chairman Hrothgar at August 02, 2018 11:41 AM (n9EOP)

178 172 Meh,that has been going on forever.My favorite were the movies from the 80's with mixed race street gangs....

Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2018 11:41 AM (LiyEm)

179 >>Yesterday on Tucker he had a guy who wanted to split Calif up, and give half of it to 'Native Americans'.


Because they've done so much with what they were already given...

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2018 11:41 AM (X8sVd)

180 140 This idea that hot Asian chicks are docile and will do whatever you
want them to do without complaint is an idea that's long past it's
sell-by date.



Among my small group of friends is an Asian woman who freely admits she is a low C-lister. But she has been in a few TV programs and a couple of movies.
Smart as hell and tough. And she goes out of her way to stay apolitical.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2018 11:41 AM (0tfLf)

181 1. Love the flash fiction. There would be an amusing movie waiting there if Hollywood had any creativity left.

2. It always kills me when leftist shithead women are cute. Competing priorities and all that.

3. I hate summer. I always seem to get sick and that's what's happening now.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 02, 2018 11:41 AM (RD7QR)

182 40% of 70K is 28,000.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 02, 2018 11:35 AM (mpXpK)

You said "small town."

Is that your county or your town? Because being consistent is sort of important.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 02, 2018 11:41 AM (wYseH)

183
Oh, FFS, just what the world needs - the dog-eating crackhead and the paste-eater teaming up to solve crimes:



https://tinyurl.com/y9ycl7u3

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 02, 2018 11:40 AM (kqsXK)


Here's a crime they can solve: Fast and Furious gun-running, for starters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2018 11:42 AM (ptqGC)

184 >>>Posted by: Ripley at August 02, 2018 11:38 AM (MxEKc)
_________
Hollywood is evil. They hire people like James Gunn for children's movies. They hate us and want to use our money to exterminate us. At least your movie was free, but that's because Amazon Prime alreayd took your $100 a year subscription.

I recommend Pokemon. They have escaped the SJW attack so far. Two genders, Two Mews, To Pokemon!

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at August 02, 2018 11:42 AM (aN49I)

185 Momma been tapped more than a telegraph key.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2018 11:34 AM (wyNrR)

That's better than the "Pounded more than the 'I' in Pixar".


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 02, 2018 11:35 AM (jxbfJ)


An ass that's been tapped more than a keg of Bud.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 02, 2018 11:42 AM (kqsXK)

186 I got yelled at by the Boss about spending too much
time doing personal stuff on the internet which, you know, fair enough.
And then when I'm home I'm usually gaming while watching tennis so, you
know, there's that.



Boss is out of the office this week though and I'm being bad.



I hope the new job is going well.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 02, 2018

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Yeah, the work thing really cuts into your real life, huh? On the other hand, we all like sleeping indoors in the air-conditioning, so . . .

The job is so far, so good. It's right downstairs from my old one, and their new person hasn't started yet, so I'm helping them with occasional emails and stuff. Then I need to train my successor -- which I think will be fun; she's smart and very nice.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 02, 2018 11:42 AM (YWG/U)

187 Great. You are one of the true believers that yes, indeed there IS a Central Jersey. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2018 11:39 AM (AllCR)


What section of central jersey will this happen in?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2018 11:42 AM (9Om/r)

188 What I can't figure out is who the hell is doing the demographics to determine that this is a good placement.

*grry hands all over the place*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around.


"They" know who you are. "They" will try to change your point of view.

YouTube is the worst.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 02, 2018 11:42 AM (LOgQ4)

189 It occurs to me that another thing the Trump has done is make everyday leftists come out of their carefully crafted shell of tolerance, love, and peace and reveal their true selves of HATE, HATE, HATE, ANGER, HATE, DELUSION, AND HATE.

I tend to think the shell they had before was more appealing to decent and civilized people but I could be wrong. The shit is going to hit the fan come November and these mostly peaceful leftists go batshit crazy from another stunning loss.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 02, 2018 11:42 AM (pw+jk)

190 blacks can only be presented in a favorable light... as a useless breeder
would be racist.

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But useless ghey is okey!
Posted by: G at August 02, 2018 11:33 AM (5NMZN)

Or transgender. That's what will save the world. Gay and transgender blacks.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 02, 2018 11:43 AM (9BLnV)

191 148 115 The Pope calls for worldwide ban on capital punishment.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2018 11:30 AM (IqV8l)

Wow... did he like, ever READ the Old Testament?
Posted by: Don Quixote at August 02, 2018 11:36 AM (NgKpN)

That's just the start. He's on record as being opposed to life sentences.

Posted by: josephistan at August 02, 2018 11:43 AM (7HtZB)

192 Some interesting reading vis-a-vis that - The Asian Mystique

https://tinyurl.com/y9qz7gy6
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing



And here I was convinced you were going to give us Anna May Wong.

https://bit.ly/2vu5F7q

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 02, 2018 11:43 AM (fuK7c)

193 >>I always presumed the kid was adopted and that was what the ad was trying to imply.



Bank America had an ad that included:
-- Mixed race lesbian couple
-- Adopting little girl from a foreign country, was a different race from both parents, and...deaf!

SJW BINGO!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2018 11:43 AM (W+vEI)

194 Huh. Harrisburg diocese releases the names of 71 pedos in the clergy since the 50's. Just one diocese. Maybe Frankie the red should get his house in order.

And he can eat a steaming pile of pig shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 02, 2018 11:40 AM (m9wUQ

They let gays in. That's what happened. It's never spoken of in the press, but priest who diddle POST pubescent boys are gay. And something else that 's never mentioned is that MOST of the post-pubescent boys they diddle are WILLING. Because they are gay too.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2018 11:43 AM (y8Foj)

195 >>Yesterday on Tucker he had a guy who wanted to split Calif up, and give half of it to 'Native Americans'.




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Good luck selling that idea to the Mexicans and Chinese!

Posted by: Undocumented at August 02, 2018 11:43 AM (5NMZN)

196 Nice Pope you got there.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2018 11:44 AM (X8sVd)

197 I'll bet Pope Frankie would have hated the Crusades. Because muzzie feelz.

***

There are five traditional centers of Christianity:

Rome, Constantinople, Antioch, Alexandria, and Jerusalem.

Of those five only one is still held by Christians (well nominal ones).

Jerusalem is a Jewish city too so that's fine...but perhaps we should be taking about a right of return to the other 3???


Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2018 11:44 AM (eSx+E)

198 Every commercial the white guy or father is a complete idiot
=====

If there is even one present.

Mostly what sticks out at me is the lack of a father.

When there is one, he's doing all the housework with no woman present.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 02, 2018 11:44 AM (vg8iE)

199 And it's always the same ONE it seems, a cute light-skinned black chick with a soft afro.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2018 11:31 AM (y8Foj)

If it's the one you're talking about , where the girl butt dials her ex boyfriend, I love that commercial. It makes me laugh every time.

Posted by: Lancelot Links Secret Agent Chimp at August 02, 2018 11:44 AM (C5Lvr)

200 My favorite ones are mixed race children from same race parents. WTF?

Well, you see, sometimes when a mommy and a daddy are the same race, and mommy's a slut and loves someone of a different race than daddy very very much...

Posted by: Insomniac at August 02, 2018 11:44 AM (NWiLs)

201 And here I was convinced you were going to give us Anna May Wong.



https://bit.ly/2vu5F7q

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 02, 2018 11:43 AM (fuK7c)
She was lovely - what a sultry pose.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 02, 2018 11:44 AM (a0IVu)

202 Harvard Journal of Law & Gender

This is an insult to the legal profession. The law should apply to everyone, protect everyone's rights.
What next:
Harvard Journal of Law and Homosexuality
Harvard Journal of Law and NonWhites
Harvard Journal of Law and Old People

I've said it before. If people want to be gay, or transvestites, or transgenders, I con't give a crap. Just leave me alone. Their issues aren't of interest to me. These people need to stop acting like their problems are supposed to be the center of my universe.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 02, 2018 11:44 AM (+lVUW)

203 Oh, FFS, just what the world needs - the dog-eating crackhead and the paste-eater teaming up to solve crimes:


https://tinyurl.com/y9ycl7u3



"Hope Never Dies: An Obama-Biden Mystery Thriller" For realz.

Okay, Horde. Get over to Amazon and review the hell out of this masterpiece.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2018 11:44 AM (ptqGC)

204 176 I'll bet Pope Frankie would have hated the Crusades. Because muzzie feelz.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2018 11:38 AM (ptqGC)

Then he would have been killed.
The Church wasn't all touchy-feely back then.....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2018 11:41 AM (y8Foj)

St. Pius V & Blessed Innocent the XI were real Popes.

Posted by: josephistan at August 02, 2018 11:44 AM (7HtZB)

205 >>>I recommend Pokemon.

QAnon = Pokemon for the woke crowd

Posted by: Ostrich Jacket Wearer at August 02, 2018 11:44 AM (aiPwI)

206 Momma been tapped more than a telegraph key.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2018 11:34 AM (wyNrR)

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"Had more ass than a rental car seat".

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 02, 2018 11:44 AM (I16G8)

207 99 We're gonna need a fuckton more helicopters.


Or transition to using C5's, I figure it would cut it down to maybe requiring 100 sorties.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at August 02, 2018 11:44 AM (xGZ+b)

208
I saw "Grry hands all over the place" open for "Five Finger Death Punch" at the Iowa State Fair in 2011.

I give it two thumbs up.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 02, 2018 11:45 AM (8XRCm)

209 198 Hey,there is always a dad if it a black family.Always two parent household and usually both grandparents too...

Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2018 11:45 AM (LiyEm)

210 Yesterday on Tucker he had a guy who wanted to split Calif up, and give half of it to 'Native Americans'.


Because they've done so much with what they were already given...
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2018 11:41 AM (X8sVd)

Oh, come on! Who would you rather have open a casino in your city? The Amish?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 02, 2018 11:45 AM (9BLnV)

211 159


I've started a new job and am busy learning the stays, halyards, and cables of the ship.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius



The mate was a mighty sailing man,

The skipper brave and sure.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2018

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Anybody can learn the "ropes" -- it's the heavily tarred rigging that gets you.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 02, 2018 11:45 AM (YWG/U)

212

The Pope calls for worldwide ban on capital punishment.


But abortion is still okey-dokey, right?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 02, 2018 11:45 AM (HaL55)

213 Is that your county or your town? Because being consistent is sort of important.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 02, 2018 11:41 AM (wYseH)

I don't have any numbers for the town so I used the county. Since blacks tend to concentrate in the towns I figured it would be representative. I should have said county to begin with since I live in the county. It is also a small county geographically.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 02, 2018 11:46 AM (mpXpK)

214 >>I read that as "strip club" the first time through!


Posted by: Chairman Hrothgar


The pole is another option for her.


Posted by: Under Fire at August 02, 2018 11:46 AM (r9UYA)

215 "Hope Never Dies: An Obama-Biden Mystery Thriller" For realz.
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Why is it I can imagine the author touching themselves as they wrote this dreck?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 02, 2018 11:46 AM (vg8iE)

216 "I'm getting tired of the racism. And because I don't give a shit any longer, I lodged a complaint with HR."



If you lose your job, pass the hat. I'll contribute, either to your living expenses or to pay a lawyer.
===Go to a labor lawyer. I would think there is gold in them there hills. Make sure he is white and leans conservative.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 02, 2018 11:46 AM (pw+jk)

217 Sarah Jeong is the new Ali Watkins. Over the coming months I'm sure she'll use her debriefing skills many a time.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 02, 2018 11:47 AM (O+EPK)

218
That's just the start. He's on record as being opposed to life sentences.
Posted by: josephistan


I've read that Mexico will not extradite to the USA if there is a chance the perp will receive either a death sentence OR a life sentence.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2018 11:47 AM (IqV8l)

219 And it's always the same ONE it seems, a cute light-skinned black chick with a soft afro.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2018 11:31 AM (y8Foj)

If it's the one you're talking about , where the girl butt dials her ex boyfriend, I love that commercial. It makes me laugh every time.
Posted by: Lancelot Links Secret Agent Chimp at August 02, 2018 11:44 AM (C5Lvr)

----

I like the one where the light skinned afro is throwing Cracker Boys shit out the window of the apartment.

I dont remember what they were selling.... but she was kicking Cracker Boy *out*.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 02, 2018 11:47 AM (8XRCm)

220 My favorite ones are mixed race children from same race parents. WTF?

Well, you see, sometimes when a mommy and a daddy are the same race, and mommy's a slut and loves someone of a different race than daddy



Or just wants to ride a different pony...

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2018 11:47 AM (wyNrR)

221 Or just wants to ride a different pony...
Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2018 11:47 AM (wyNrR)

I was trying to be all euphemistic and shit.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 02, 2018 11:47 AM (NWiLs)

222 Dang missed getting the buckles swashed by the Pirate Queen art.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 02, 2018 11:48 AM (ViF0c)

223 192
Some interesting reading vis-a-vis that - The Asian Mystique



https://tinyurl.com/y9qz7gy6

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing





And here I was convinced you were going to give us Anna May Wong.



https://bit.ly/2vu5F7q

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 02, 2018

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I vote for Asa Akira and Jackie Lin. Or Lucy Liu!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 02, 2018 11:48 AM (YWG/U)

224 Been reading up on the ongoing Manafort trial. It is astounding how many times the Judge is calling out the prosecution, shutting down their questioning, and being openly contemptuous of their reasoning. This just doesn't happen. And why it is significant - don't think that a jury doesn't notice when a Judge is very obviously signaling that he thinks the Prosecution is full of shit, every day the trial goes on. This case looks doomed!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2018 11:48 AM (k1TUh)

225 Then he would have been killed.
The Church wasn't all touchy-feely back then.....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2018 11:41 AM (y8Foj)

St. Pius V & Blessed Innocent the XI were real Popes.
Posted by: josephistan at August 02, 2018 11:44 AM (7HtZB)

The Papacy has gone all down hill since Peter. Now, there was a Pope. I mean, not that he was called that. But, you want a healing or a foot up some demon's ass, he was da man!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 02, 2018 11:48 AM (9BLnV)

226 It's a hard thing to be Catholic right now. The Gay mafia has had a stranglehold on the priesthood for too long. Closeted and not so closeted gay priest's. Makes me very sad to think about it. The church has a gay pedo problem more than anything. It's not little girls they go for it's the boys. Mostly. Pope Francis has not done the church any favors. It's a good thing I don't have to care deeply about the shit some commie red Pope has to say anyhow.

Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable. at August 02, 2018 11:48 AM (0OmEj)

227 Hyapatia Lee

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2018 11:49 AM (X8sVd)

228 179 >>Yesterday on Tucker he had a guy who wanted to split Calif up, and give half of it to 'Native Americans'.


Because they've done so much with what they were already given...


DUDE! Their casinos here are first rate.
AND their pensions aren't grossly underfunded.
Frankly, I'd rather them be in charge than the f'wits in Sacramento.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at August 02, 2018 11:49 AM (xGZ+b)

229 This pope is an idiot.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 02, 2018 11:33 AM (r9UYA)

Hell. He is working for the Other Side.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2018 11:49 AM (NV/E7)

230 >>This case looks doomed!


Mueller has always been a fucking hack.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2018 11:50 AM (X8sVd)

231 "Hope Never Dies: An Obama-Biden Mystery Thriller" For realz.

Okay, Horde. Get over to Amazon and review the hell out of this masterpiece.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2018 11:44 AM (ptqGC)


OK, serious question.


They have really pushed Bill Clinton's book at Amazon, and even in Walmart with separate displays and such.


Are these books Money Laundering? ie bribes and political donations to Democrat Politicians?


Because I can't see any possible way the publishing / video companies are going to actually make a profit from them.

Posted by: Don Quixote at August 02, 2018 11:50 AM (NgKpN)

232 I've dated a couple Asian girls. Meh. Dye their hair blonde and put a Frapachino in their hand they were indistinguishable from a random Becky

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at August 02, 2018 11:50 AM (aN49I)

233 >>DUDE! Their casinos here are first rate.
AND their pensions aren't grossly underfunded.
Frankly, I'd rather them be in charge than the f'wits in Sacramento.


To be fair, most of Californias cities are rapidly descending to Reservation Style wastelands.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2018 11:50 AM (X8sVd)

234 It's a good thing I don't have to care deeply about the shit some commie red Pope has to say anyhow.





Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable. at August 02, 2018 11:48 AM (0OmEj)
Yeah; I have been struggling w/ a real crisis of faith recently. Having a Pope that seems to reaffirm everything I think is wrong does not help.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 02, 2018 11:50 AM (a0IVu)

235 I must take umbrage at Mr. Flash Fiction's gross stereotyping of Vampires.

Specifically, the trope that they must be invited in to the home. They can break in and commit homicide or assault just like anyone else

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at August 02, 2018 11:51 AM (NmR1a)

236
Oh, come on! Who would you rather have open a casino in your city? The Amish?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 02, 2018 11:45 AM (9BLnV)
=====

I was watching one of those Investigation Discovery shows. It was about some young guy who disappeared who happened to be a Native American.

There is a casino on the reservation. They said each adult receives a monthly check from the proceeds - this 18 y/o kid was pulling in $10K a month from it. As did every adult.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 02, 2018 11:51 AM (vg8iE)

237 Its time for the Catholic Church to allow priests to marry. They already have married priests (as there are some ways for that to happen) - and it has hardly been a problem for Orthodox or Protestant religious figures.

Also, I don't think we have to worry about the succession rights of the children of bishops anymore...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2018 11:51 AM (eSx+E)

238 Gloryhole Man and Paste Boy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 02, 2018 11:51 AM (m9wUQ)

239 Mueller has always been a fucking hack.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2018 11:50 AM (X8sVd)

And yet he is considered a fine and upstanding federal employee and elder statesman by the deep state. That speaks volumes about the quality of our government.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 02, 2018 11:51 AM (wYseH)

240 The Papacy has gone all down hill since Peter. Now, there was a Pope. I mean, not that he was called that. But, you want a healing or a foot up some demon's ass, he was da man!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 02, 2018 11:48 AM (9BLnV)

Yeah, but you're forgetting that Peter was one of the guys who could control the weather with a weather machine.....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2018 11:51 AM (y8Foj)

241 @109 I always get a chuckle at the fact that these assholes operate under the delusion that when colander face mask world arrives they won't be hunted.
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That would require them to accept that white people aren't responsible for places resembling colander face mask world in other parts of the planet. The anti-Western - and anti-White - drivel that gets spouted these days basically blames *everything* that's wrong with the world on white people. If people are poor in a different part of the world, that's because greedy white colonialists pillaged their lands and are holding them down. If a dictator is cruel to the people he governs, it's because the white colonialists upset the original natural order of things in that country and caused the dictator's rise to power. Things that were bad before the white people arrived were no doubt going to naturally evolve out of the system and would have done so if the white colonialists hadn't kept it from happening.

In their line of thinking, they're the only thing keeping the country from descending into colander face mask world. And if the country goes their anyway, it'll be the fault of the white people.

Posted by: junior at August 02, 2018 11:52 AM (7l1O3)

242 this pope knows exactly what he's doing. he's no idiot. devious commie, fundamental change, you know, the good shit the church has been lacking.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 02, 2018 11:52 AM (KP5rU)

243 If it's the one you're talking about , where the girl butt dials her ex boyfriend, I love that commercial. It makes me laugh every time.
Posted by: Lancelot Links Secret Agent Chimp at August 02, 2018 11:44 AM (C5Lvr)



I love that one too because the HANG UP HANG UP *randomly stab at screen* ARRRGGGH *throw phone* plays true to life.

That and the soccer player sliding around on his knees all over the field. Cracks me up.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 02, 2018 11:52 AM (mf5HN)

244 I like the one where the light skinned afro is throwing Cracker Boys shit out the window of the apartment.

I dont remember what they were selling.... but she was kicking Cracker Boy *out*.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 02, 2018 11:47 AM (8XRCm)


and destroying his property... he should have called the cops.

Posted by: Don Quixote at August 02, 2018 11:52 AM (NgKpN)

245 Having a Pope that seems to reaffirm everything I think is wrong does not help.

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Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 02, 2018 11:52 AM (8XRCm)

246 >>Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 02, 2018 11:51 AM (wYseH)



Failing Up is a Government Institution

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2018 11:52 AM (X8sVd)

247
I like the one where the light skinned afro is throwing Cracker Boys shit out the window of the apartment.

I dont remember what they were selling.... but she was kicking Cracker Boy *out*.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 02, 2018 11:47 AM


Direct TV

https://youtu.be/yH2xhmgfUgs

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2018 11:53 AM (IqV8l)

248 Which makes me think...I need to consciously decide, and accept the decision, that I will never again seek to have another woman in my life. Make all the snotty comments you like, whomever may be inclined to do so, but apparently the only women who are interested in me (to the extremely limited extent they ever are) are bad news.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 02, 2018 11:53 AM (NWiLs)

249 And yet he is considered a fine and upstanding federal employee and elder statesman by the deep state. That speaks volumes about the quality of our government.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 02, 2018 11:51 AM (wYseH)

Because he is "fine and upstanding" in his service to the Deep State, not the nation.
Big difference.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2018 11:53 AM (y8Foj)

250 Ok. New Hampshire is 93.9% white. (92.3% non-hispanic white)
well that's just unacceptable
let's get some busloads of "undocumented Americans" and "children refugees" up to NH right away


Posted by: Democrats at August 02, 2018 11:53 AM (VckGX)

251 232
I've dated a couple Asian girls. Meh. Dye their hair blonde and put a
Frapachino in their hand they were indistinguishable from a random Becky



Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at August 02, 2018

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The Asian girls at least tend to be slim, unlike so many people in America these days.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 02, 2018 11:53 AM (YWG/U)

252 Gloryhole Man and Paste Boy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 02, 2018 11:51 AM (m9wUQ)

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Glug-Glug and Choo-Choo

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 02, 2018 11:53 AM (pw+jk)

253 I understand that we don't have to talk only about "the most important problems," whatever those are, but if you're the Pope, how is capital punishment even on your radar? Why not: "Dear Africa: Please stop being Africa. Thanks." Or a missive to Venezeula to adopt policies that don't result in famine. Or any number of problems that affect a whole hell of lot more people on earth. It seems like a very first-world kind of issue.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at August 02, 2018 11:53 AM (loJzf)

254 Are these books Money Laundering? ie bribes and political donations to Democrat Politicians?


Because I can't see any possible way the publishing / video companies are going to actually make a profit from them.
Posted by: Don Quixote at August 02, 2018 11:50 AM (NgKpN)

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I have to believe so. Supporters can buy 10k copies at a time, and then donate or Mothball them. Hell, I believe the DNC itself has actually done this.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 02, 2018 11:54 AM (I16G8)

255 239 Mueller has always been a fucking hack.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2018 11:50 AM (X8sVd)

And yet he is considered a fine and upstanding federal employee and elder statesman by the deep state. That speaks volumes about the quality of our government.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 02, 2018 11:51 AM (wYseH)


Mueller is Rosenstein's Monster...


And Sessionzzz continues to say Rosenstein is an upstanding guy...


/facepalm

Posted by: Don Quixote at August 02, 2018 11:54 AM (NgKpN)

256 233 >>DUDE! Their casinos here are first rate.
AND their pensions aren't grossly underfunded.
Frankly, I'd rather them be in charge than the f'wits in Sacramento.


To be fair, most of Californias cities are rapidly descending to Reservation Style wastelands.


Reservation Style wastelands? Last I checked, the Native Americans aren't letting folks take a dump on the streets or sidewalks and litter the place with used syringes. And they aren't letting drug addled head cases set up camp any freaking place they want to.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at August 02, 2018 11:54 AM (NmR1a)

257 that is one ugly tunnel running beast the times hired. must have a great personality.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 02, 2018 11:54 AM (KP5rU)

258 LIT, sorry for that news. Praying for your wife and those who provide her care. Fight and fight some more.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at August 02, 2018 11:54 AM (jgnTf)

259 I like when Alexander Graham Bell is at the theater, his phone rings, and no, it's a wrong number.

"My number is 1...."

That is funny right there.

Posted by: blaster at August 02, 2018 11:54 AM (Z5y53)

260 Geico continues to make the best commercials.

Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2018 11:55 AM (LiyEm)

261 Jinggo Jeong and Michelle Malkin in the ring. Add oil. Discuss.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at August 02, 2018 11:55 AM (FUYQm)

262 Mueller has always been a fucking hack.

___

I think he was a real stand up guy actually.

Posted by: Whitey Bulger at August 02, 2018 11:55 AM (eSx+E)

263 ads that show "strong women" or mixed marriages probably work because the left has pushed so hard to make that seem superior to the normal.

And the right doesn't care, but the left can be "triggered" by too much whiteness (or some such nonsense ... and the screamers are mostly leftist activists, not normies).

Really good looking people and other fake things work in commercials ... just the way marketing works. So it may not be the marketers making that choice, but 30 years of "white privilege" agitprop infiltrating the general culture. The marketers are (maybe) just reading the stats on what works, not necessarily pushing the agitprop themselves ... though if they are isolated in a big city office, their own brains are probably warped.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 02, 2018 11:55 AM (bT8Z4)

264 Based on the posters at the YMCA for various programs, fundraisers, events I'd estimate white people make up about 10% of the population. And least 90% of those few white people are female.

Posted by: Ripley at August 02, 2018 11:56 AM (MxEKc)

265 One of the best reviews at Amazon for "Hope Never Dies: An Obama-Biden Mystery Thriller:"

"Uncomfortable story line....When Uncle Joe gets recognized stalking an all-girls preschool, he goes underground...then looks up his old buddy Barry on GRINDR...hilarity ensues.

I was really disappointed they didn't go all Thelma and Louise at the end."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2018 11:56 AM (ptqGC)

266 Rōmam eō iterum crucifīgī

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 02, 2018 11:56 AM (yQpMk)

267 The ragamuffin gunner is returnin' home like a hungry runaway
He walks through town all alone "He must be from the fort," he hears the high school girls say
His countryside's burnin' with wolfman fairies dressed in drag for homicide
The hit-and-run plead sanctuary, 'neath a holy stone they hide
They're breakin' beams and crosses with a spastic's reelin' perfection
Nuns run bald through Vatican halls, pregnant, pleadin' immaculate conception
And everybody's wrecked on Main Street from drinking unholy blood
Sticker smiles sweet as Gunner breathes deep, his ankles caked in mud
And I said, "Hey, gunner man, that's qucksand, that's quicksand, that ain't mud
Have you thrown your senses to the war, or did you lose them in the flood?"

-- B. Springsteen, Lost in the Flood

Posted by: Undocumented at August 02, 2018 11:56 AM (5NMZN)

268 The priesthood is an occupation that allows a gay person who wanted to remain in the closet not to have his lack of female companionship be questioned. It was inevitable that it would eventually have an over representation of gays. I can't blame anyone for that. The inability to avoid temptation and cover ups can be assigned blame.

Posted by: Lancelot Links Secret Agent Chimp at August 02, 2018 11:56 AM (C5Lvr)

269 The bigger the racist, the fewer actual, real-world accomplishments.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 02, 2018 11:29 AM (TN1P5)

Why do White people even use the word "racist" anymore? It means nothing. If noticing population trends and truth behind stereotypes is racist, anyone with an IQ above 80 will be a "racist". Be honest. Being "racist" means you are capable of discriminating truth from lies, which used to be a good thing.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 02, 2018 11:56 AM (9BLnV)

270 The Asian girls at least tend to be slim, unlike so many people in America these days.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 02, 2018 11:53 AM (YWG/U)

True, but they are also slim in hip and bust too.

With rare exception--and it usually involves having one Caucasian parent

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2018 11:56 AM (y8Foj)

271 Mueller is Rosenstein's Monster...


And Sessionzzz continues to say Rosenstein is an upstanding guy...


/facepalm
Posted by: Don Quixote at August 02, 2018 11:54 AM (NgKpN)

To be fair Sessionzzzzz was probably talking in his sleep.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 02, 2018 11:56 AM (O+EPK)

272 Andrew McCarthy (whose best work was NOT St. Elmo's Fire) and Joe DiGenova said Mueller was a standup guy.

Also, SDNY had a very tough, strict, ethical screening team to make sure that privileged info from the Cohen raid would not get to the prosecutors.

Posted by: blaster at August 02, 2018 11:56 AM (Z5y53)

273 >>Reservation Style wastelands? Last I checked, the Native Americans aren't letting folks take a dump on the streets or sidewalks and litter the place with used syringes. And they aren't letting drug addled head cases set up camp any freaking place they want to.



Yeah, you need to visit some more Reservations.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2018 11:56 AM (X8sVd)

274 248: Amen, brother.

Posted by: BathHouse Barry at August 02, 2018 11:57 AM (sxhJr)

275 Last I checked, the Native Americans aren't letting
folks take a dump on the streets or sidewalks and litter the place with
used syringes. And they aren't letting drug addled head cases set up
camp any freaking place they want to.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at August 02, 2018 11:54 AM (NmR1a)

Uh...there are some amazing shitholes on Indian reservations in America. Yes, there are success stories, but in the main they are failing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 02, 2018 11:57 AM (wYseH)

276 @106 My favorite ones are mixed race children from same race parents. WTF?
----------------------

There was an episode of the TV show 'Middleman' that had fun with that. It turns out that the current heir to a particular Chinese dynasty was the kid of a white couple living in the US. During the episode, it came out that Mommy had been a bit bored during a trip to China...

Posted by: junior at August 02, 2018 11:57 AM (7l1O3)

277 And least 90% of those few white people are female.

___

YES!

Wait...where are all these young attractive women again?

Posted by: Incels everywhere at August 02, 2018 11:57 AM (eSx+E)

278 >>248
Which makes me think...I need to consciously decide, and accept the
decision, that I will never again seek to have another woman in my life.
Make all the snotty comments you like, whomever may be inclined to do
so, but apparently the only women who are interested in me (to the
extremely limited extent they ever are) are bad news.

Posted by: Insomniac

Call us.

Posted by: MGTOW at August 02, 2018 11:58 AM (r9UYA)

279 Which makes me think...I need to consciously decide, and accept the decision, that I will never again seek to have another woman in my life. Make all the snotty comments you like, whomever may be inclined to do so, but apparently the only women who are interested in me (to the extremely limited extent they ever are) are bad news.
Posted by: Insomniac


When we say "hire them by the hour", we are only half joking. There IS a reason.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2018 11:58 AM (wyNrR)

280 No new pirate boobs?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 02, 2018 11:02 AM (fuK7c)


Were there some in the previous thread?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 02, 2018 11:58 AM (9chmE)

281 Why do White people even use the word "racist" anymore? It means nothing. If noticing population trends and truth behind stereotypes is racist, anyone with an IQ above 80 will be a "racist". Be honest. Being "racist" means you are capable of discriminating truth from lies, which used to be a good thing.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 02, 2018 11:56 AM (9BLnV)

White people use the word "racism" as a club to beat other white people who they perceive as more racist than them. And they do this to hide their own racism--as well as earn brownie points...

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2018 11:58 AM (y8Foj)

282 Geico continues to make the best commercials.
Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2018 11:55 AM (LiyEm)

----

This.

The thing that impresses me the most is the number of different themes their ad company has developed. The Cave man. The lizard. The pig that cried wee wee wee. And host of other chracters.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 02, 2018 11:58 AM (8XRCm)

283 Just now have the time to sit and read the posts and comments here.

RE: Urban Meyer being placed on administrative leave.
As you know, I'm an alum and follow the university and sports as a fan and as a donor. Here is what I know and this kind of crap ties right in with what is happening in society today with the metoo movement, and the demise of journalism and the rise in social justice internet mobs.

Zach Smith was an assistant football coach at OSU and is the grandson of the late Earl Bruce, who died this past winter. Meyer was an assistant for Bruce and considered him a mentor over the years.

When Meyer was coaching Florida, he hired Zach Smith as a graduate assistant. Smith and his then pregnant wife(they would have been in their early 20s.) had a fight one night in 2009 over Smith coming home drunk , bringing a woman with him and telling wife woman could sleep there until morning. Wife is pissed, drives drunk woman home, and then comes home, demanding Smith sleep on couch, etc. Fight escalates and according to current accounts, Smith grabbed wife by shirt and threw her against wall. Police are called, and they note in report that wife's shirt is stretched in front, and Smith has red area on arm. He is charged with felonious assault, but wife doesn't want to pursue charges and entire thing is dropped by law. (I don't know what Florida domestic violence law required at that time)
Meyer and administration at Florida know about this and they all sit down with Smiths' and discuss counseling, etc. with Meyer and his wife Shelley helping to mentor. Smith eventually gets another coaching job at Marshall U and leaves Florida with wife and baby.

Meyer leaves Florida, takes two years off and then is hired by OSU. Smith has left Marshall and has coaching position with another U, then in 2013, Smith is hired by OSU and Meyer to coach and recruit at OSU. Wife and children arrive with Smith to Columbus area.


In 2015, Smith's wife files for divorce. Divorce is granted and she and kids live in condo in Columbus area. This past May, Smith was arrested by police for "criminal trespass" when he (according to early reports) drove their son after a visit back to her condo when she did not show up at a meeting place to retrieve kid. Apparently, as part of their divorce settlement, he was not supposed to be in her home or on her premises. University may or may not be aware of charge, but then when Smith had a court appearance two weeks ago for said charge, it was in the public domain and the sports press was all over it. University is now aware as is Meyer. Two days later, Smith's ex wife files for a restraining order against Smith and OSU fires Smith.


During a subsequent press conference, Meyer told press that he was aware obviously of what happened in Florida, and that OSU was aware of it when they approved hiring Smith(coaches in this day and age are vetted through agencies, etc. ) . He stated he was unaware that Smith had additional police contacts in 2015 prior to his divorce with his ex wife claiming physical abuse and stalking.


The Powell , OH police department responded to both 911 calls from ex wife, one was placed the day after said altercation took place. Both times, Powell PD did not arrest, nor take to jail Zach Smith as they said there was no evidence that Courtney Smith had been physically abused . Ohio has an odd domestic abuse law that permits police to determine, if there is no visible evidence of injury, violence, etc. to not arrest accused. It also has as part of the law, a mandatory arrest requirement if there IS evidence. At no time was Smith actually taken to jail, processed, etc. And the Powell PD records were not made public, they only became public due to a FOIA request from media when this thing blew up online.


Additionally, the Smith's divorce preceedings and settlement are sealed. It appears that Zach's lawyer negotiated this so that OSU would not be aware of Courtney's allegations of abuse in the preceedings which could result in a mandatory firing.


So.....two days ago, a sports reporter with a contentious relationship with OSU(who was fired by ESPN) runs to Courtney Smith and interviews her and publishes her claims that Urban Meyer knew Smith was abusive in 2015 despite his claims he didn't and the fact that nothing at that time was public about their divorce, because she had told Shelley Meyer about it through texts. The journalist, McMurphee, published three texts between Shelley Meyer and Smith, that have no date or time stamp and only show Meyer checking in on Smith because she knew they were divorcing and asking if she was ok. One text asks if she filed for a restraining order and did she call the police?


The entire thing has blown up on sports media, with ESPN gleefully reporting all this. The university doesn't know what was known and what wasn't, the Smith's have been divorced for three years and they decided to place Meyer on administrative leave until their investigation on whether he knew and failed to report an employees domestic abuse allegation to the AD.


And McMurphee, last night on ESPN, admitted he had no actual evidence that Meyer knew in 2015 that Smith had these allegations against him. But no matter, the damage is done.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 02, 2018 11:58 AM (M8A4M)

284 224 Been reading up on the ongoing Manafort trial. It is astounding how many times the Judge is calling out the prosecution, shutting down their questioning, and being openly contemptuous of their reasoning. This just doesn't happen. And why it is significant - don't think that a jury doesn't notice when a Judge is very obviously signaling that he thinks the Prosecution is full of shit, every day the trial goes on. This case looks doomed!
____________

And the jury verdict must be unanimous, so if there is even one juror who thinks this whole trial is a witch hunt (as Trump says), and refuses to vote guilty, then it's all been for nothing. (Nothing except the nice fat salaries that the government investigators and prosecutors have been pulling down, that is).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 02, 2018 11:58 AM (fqUgw)

285 224 Been reading up on the ongoing Manafort trial. It is astounding how many times the Judge is calling out the prosecution, shutting down their questioning, and being openly contemptuous of their reasoning. This just doesn't happen. And why it is significant - don't think that a jury doesn't notice when a Judge is very obviously signaling that he thinks the Prosecution is full of shit, every day the trial goes on. This case looks doomed!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2018 11:48 AM (k1TUh)


I hereby find that judge in contempt and he is to be removed from the bench immediately.

Posted by: Judge Humuhumunukunukuapua'a at August 02, 2018 11:58 AM (NL6wI)

286 My favorite thing about the press going on about Q is that they are calling it dark conspiracy theory, but near as I can tell, they are saying that Trump is doing good things, with good intentions.


Posted by: blaster at August 02, 2018 11:59 AM (Z5y53)

287 I am not Catholic. I know very little of the Catholic church and its internal operations. I knew nothing of the Pope candidates.

But what I did know is when that the media went all in on Frankie, he was going to be a bad Pope and do his best to destroy the Catholic church.

Judge a man by his enemies and by his friends. Now I can judge by his actions. I was right.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 02, 2018 11:59 AM (pw+jk)

288 My favorite ones are mixed race children from same race parents. WTF?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 02, 2018 11:28 AM (pw+jk)

And the man is invariably an idiot.

--

Must be, if he hasn't noticed that the children don't look like him.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 02, 2018 11:59 AM (7ZVPa)

289 "Had more ass than a rental car seat".

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 02, 2018 11:44 AM (I16G


Had more guys inside her than the Statue of Liberty.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 02, 2018 11:59 AM (kqsXK)

290
Yesterday on Tucker he had a guy who wanted to split Calif up, and give half of it to 'Native Americans'.


Of course the white man is screwing the red man again by giving them the half that's a barren desert.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 02, 2018 11:59 AM (10vO4)

291 "My number is 1...."

That is funny right there.
Posted by: blaster at August 02, 2018 11:54 AM (Z5y53)



"I think you want 2."

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 02, 2018 12:00 PM (mf5HN)

292 White people use the word "racism" as a club to beat
other white people who they perceive as more racist than them. And they
do this to hide their own racism--as well as earn brownie points...

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2018 11:58 AM (y8Foj)

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Brownie points? I was promised white privilege points.

Posted by: Undocumented at August 02, 2018 12:00 PM (5NMZN)

293 so if there is even one juror who thinks this whole trial is a witch hunt (as Trump says),

***

Think Meuller will charge Trump for that if Manafort beats the rap?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2018 12:00 PM (eSx+E)

294 Reservation Style wastelands? Last I checked, the Native Americans aren't letting folks take a dump on the streets or sidewalks and litter the place with used syringes. And they aren't letting drug addled head cases set up camp any freaking place they want to.

Yeah, you need to visit some more Reservations.
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2018 11:56 AM (X8sVd)

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Yeah, this. I went to a wedding on the 4 Corners reservation once. Saw houses with ditches filled with trash right next to the house, mostly beer cans and booze bottles. On a reservation where booze was not allowed.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 02, 2018 12:00 PM (I16G8)

295 I'm looking forward to this seasons episodes of
SURVIVOR: Soccer Justice Warrior.
A group of young college grads is dropped on a small island. Watch as they survive using only the skills leaned at Harvard.

Posted by: Harpo at August 02, 2018 12:01 PM (2vqkU)

296 The ragamuffin gunner is returnin' home like a hungry runaway
He walks through town all alone "He must be from the fort," he hears the high school girls say
His countryside's burnin' with wolfman fairies dressed in drag for homicide
The hit-and-run plead sanctuary, 'neath a holy stone they hide
They're breakin' beams and crosses with a spastic's reelin' perfection
Nuns run bald through Vatican halls, pregnant, pleadin' immaculate conception
And everybody's wrecked on Main Street from drinking unholy blood
Sticker smiles sweet as Gunner breathes deep, his ankles caked in mud
And I said, "Hey, gunner man, that's qucksand, that's quicksand, that ain't mud
Have you thrown your senses to the war, or did you lose them in the flood?"

-- B. Springsteen, Lost in the Flood
Posted by: Undocumented at August 02, 2018 11:56 AM (5NMZN)

Oh man. The 23 year old-Springsteen was 100x better than the one we have now.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2018 12:01 PM (y8Foj)

297 Boy, I just read The Morning Report about naming a NYC street after a racist genocidal maniac and now this! Seething with anger!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, 3D Printed Version at August 02, 2018 12:01 PM (+y/Ru)

298
Must be, if he hasn't noticed that the children don't look like him.

***

IIRC 10% of children have a different biological dad then who they think it is...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2018 12:01 PM (eSx+E)

299 100
Now try keeping count of how many mixed-race couples there are. At least 80% if not more.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 02, 2018 11:27 AM (kqsXK)


This morning I got a spam e-mail for erectile dysfunction with an interracial couple.

Posted by: rickl at August 02, 2018 12:02 PM (xjiRE)

300 I had reservations about the reservations I made to visit the reservations.

I love the English language.

Posted by: Lancelot Links Secret Agent Chimp at August 02, 2018 12:02 PM (C5Lvr)

301 Little Caesar's used to have some good commercials.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 02, 2018 12:02 PM (m9wUQ)

302 My Bad. We should have given you a King.

Would you like to re-roll with Trump at the helm?

Posted by: Ben Franklin 2.0 at August 02, 2018 12:03 PM (aN49I)

303 Geico continues to make the best commercials.
Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2018 11:55 AM (LiyEm)

----

This.

The thing that impresses me the most is the number of different themes their ad company has developed. The Cave man. The lizard. The pig that cried wee wee wee. And host of other chracters.
Posted by: fixerupper


Someone is definitely earning their keep at that ad agency.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2018 12:03 PM (wyNrR)

304 Meh,sounds like Meyer will be back on the job in a few days and ESPN can talk about the "culture" of violence against women in college football all season.

Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2018 12:03 PM (LiyEm)

305 I vote for Asa Akira and Jackie Lin. Or Lucy Liu!


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 02, 2018 11:48 AM (YWG/U)


Or Myrna Loy -

https://tinyurl.com/yaokxatm

https://tinyurl.com/yc6tg7sy

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 02, 2018 12:03 PM (kqsXK)

306 Little Caesar's used to have some good commercials.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 02, 2018 12:02 PM (m9wUQ)

They'd better. Because their product sucks.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2018 12:03 PM (y8Foj)

307 I was born in Rapid City ,SD.

Let's just say there were issues.

Posted by: Lancelot Links Secret Agent Chimp at August 02, 2018 12:03 PM (C5Lvr)

308 Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 02, 2018 11:50 AM (a0IVu)

I think it must be hard, but I also think the media-who knows very little about the internal workings of the Catholic church-trots out things that make the Pope seem even more extreme than he is. As usual, they take things out of context and because they don't understand the basis of doctrine they think if the Pope declares something as his opinion it automatically changes doctrine. The state has had the right to execute criminals, and as far I know the church as an entire doctrinal body hasn't disputed that. It's not like he's speaking ex cathedra I think his POV is in keeping with the whole idea of sanctity of life.

I don't have a horse in this fight, but I do have a denominational head that says stuff which I don't agree with, so what do I do? I ignore what he says when I can. I form my own political opinions and i concentrate of the basis of faith-"Jesus lovesr me this I know, for the Bible tells me so" and try to concentrate on the spiritual benefit I derive from reading scriptures, praying, receiving communion, being in quite with God, reading the lives of the saints, etc. I guess the questionIiask is "How does this reflect my relationship with God?"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2018 12:05 PM (AllCR)

309 The Papacy has gone all down hill since Peter. Now, there was a Pope. I mean, not that he was called that. But, you want a healing or a foot up some demon's ass, he was da man!"

Pretty ironic that while Peter was alive, the guy who had the Title of Pontifex Maximus, and who had a huge bureaucracy running things, including a bunch of priests, and who lived in a big palace real close to where the Vatican is today, was named Caligula.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2018 12:05 PM (k1TUh)

310 Beats that massage parlor gig.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at August 02, 2018 12:05 PM (TeUkh)

311 >>>IIRC 10% of children have a different biological dad then who they think it is...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2018 12:01 PM (eSx+E)
_______
IIRC That data is not even across demographics. Poor and minorities hardest hit.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at August 02, 2018 12:06 PM (aN49I)

312 I'm quite resistant to calling anti-white bigotry "racism". But in the case of Sum Dum Chik, I can't avoid it.

Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2018 12:06 PM (vDqXW)

313 308-Meant "being in quiet with God."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2018 12:06 PM (AllCR)

314 Yeah, their pizza blows.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 02, 2018 12:06 PM (m9wUQ)

315 According to the left, only whites, and usually white males, can be racist.

By the way, whatever happened to the Florida man who threatened customers in a Jacksonville convenience store with a live gator? The guy who Dana Perino called an a**hole on the air?

Posted by: mercenary13 at August 02, 2018 12:06 PM (7R92G)

316 >>I'm quite resistant to calling anti-white bigotry "racism".


Why? Racism is not a one way street.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2018 12:07 PM (X8sVd)

317 was named Caligula.

___

Sounds like he was a real cool guy. Between that and inventing that soap.

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 02, 2018 12:07 PM (eSx+E)

318 Yeah, their pizza blows.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 02, 2018 12:06 PM (m9wUQ)

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Unless your trying trying to feed six kids for under 10 bucks.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 02, 2018 12:07 PM (8XRCm)

319 >>Unless your trying trying to feed six kids for under 10 bucks.


Roadkill, ftw.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2018 12:08 PM (X8sVd)

320 Posted by: Insomniac at August 02, 2018 11:53 AM (NWiLs)

Rex Harrison agrees:

https://tinyurl.com/yb7wkvlp

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 02, 2018 12:08 PM (kqsXK)

321 Why? Racism is not a one way street.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2018 12:07 PM (X8sVd)

=====
Oh the HELLL it isn't. Just like free speech and enforcing the law.

Posted by: The LEFT at August 02, 2018 12:08 PM (pw+jk)

322 313
308-Meant "being in quiet with God."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2018 12:06 PM (AllCR)
I have been trying that these days; it's always too much chatter at homilies about social issues; puts me off even going to church some days

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 02, 2018 12:08 PM (a0IVu)

323 Reservation Style wastelands? Last I checked, the
Native Americans aren't letting folks take a dump on the streets or
sidewalks and litter the place with used syringes. And they aren't
letting drug addled head cases set up camp any freaking place they want
to.



Yeah, you need to visit some more Reservations.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2018 11:56 AM (X8sVd)



-----------------



Yeah, this. I went to a wedding on the 4 Corners reservation once.
Saw houses with ditches filled with trash right next to the house,
mostly beer cans and booze bottles. On a reservation where booze was not
allowed.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 02, 2018 12:00 PM (I16G


I've driven through tribal lands, without stopping... because, yeah, why would I. The thing that struck me is, driving past these little plots of land, on which somebody parked a trailer, that these trailers never moved, and often there would be an older worn down trailer parked near the newer trailer.


My thought was, I guess they called that living. A raunchy piece of crep trailer, on a sparse, barren plot of land. Usually a vehicle or two, in some form of disrepair, parked nearby the broken down old trailer.


My guess was, these people living here, they get a check each month, and possibly the most they ever move is to go to the mailbox to get it.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 02, 2018 12:08 PM (9chmE)

324 115 The Pope calls for worldwide ban on capital punishment.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Maybe he should call for a worldwide ban of crime and sin? That'll put a stop to things!

Posted by: Grimaldi at August 02, 2018 12:09 PM (3MG/9)

325 317 was named Caligula.

___

Sounds like he was a real cool guy. Between that and inventing that soap.
Posted by: Barack Obama at August 02, 2018 12:07 PM (eSx+E)


But Caesar made the salad!

Posted by: Don Quixote at August 02, 2018 12:09 PM (NgKpN)

326 IIRC That data is not even across demographics. Poor and minorities hardest hit.

***

That is very true. Some of it is grandparent adoption (eg big sis made a mistake) but most of it is your baby-mama isn't YOUR baby-mama...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2018 12:09 PM (eSx+E)

327 >>My thought was, I guess they called that living. A raunchy piece of crep trailer, on a sparse, barren plot of land. Usually a vehicle or two, in some form of disrepair, parked nearby the broken down old trailer.


...and a brand new Snowmobile.

At least up north.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2018 12:10 PM (X8sVd)

328 Waiting for the NYTimes to complain about the lack of racial diversity in South Africa. And the rest of Africa.

Racists gotta racist.

Posted by: mindful webworker - afterthinking at August 02, 2018 12:10 PM (yX09K)

329
Aren't we overdue for a Fake Poll showing a fake majority believes in russian collusion?

Posted by: Soothi at August 02, 2018 12:10 PM (Zbof/)

330 299. The couples Madisnn ave loves are white boy/black girl. I see that combo everywhere in advertising. I wonder why no black dude/white woman? Or Asians anywhere coupled w whitey. Never see Latino/white woman.

Posted by: kallisto at August 02, 2018 12:10 PM (8dpRy)

331 Does Sarah like bukkake? Does it matter?

Posted by: Roy at August 02, 2018 12:10 PM (7n4KQ)

332 Unless your trying trying to feed six kids for under 10 bucks.

___

Your local dog pound often has all the free meat your could ever want.


Posted by: Barack Obama at August 02, 2018 12:11 PM (eSx+E)

333 SURVIVOR: Soccer Justice Warrior.
A group of young college grads is dropped on a small island. Watch as they survive using only the skills leaned at Harvard.
___________________

Day One: They agree to set up a governing hierarchy but spend most of the day arguing and fighting over who has the historically stronger claim to victimhood, and should therefore be in charge.

Day Two: They continue fighting over who has the stronger claim to victimhood.

Day Three: They continue fighting over who has the stronger claim to victimhood.

Day Four: Several SJWs begin to pass out from exhaustion and dehydration. The remaining SJWs continue to fight over who has the stronger claim to victimhood.

Day Five: All SJWs now dead from dehydration/starvation. Still unresolved as to who was the biggest victim. Island animals move in to devour the SJW corpses, and couldn't care less about the corpses' victim status.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 02, 2018 12:11 PM (fqUgw)

334 322
313

308-Meant "being in quiet with God."



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2018 12:06 PM (AllCR)
I
have been trying that these days; it's always too much chatter at
homilies about social issues; puts me off even going to church some days


Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 02, 2018 12:08 PM (a0IVu)

I'm encouraged by some of the seminarians / newly ordained priests though. They seem to be returning their focus to catechizing and less focus on SJW b.s.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 02, 2018 12:11 PM (jxbfJ)

335

Prediction: Expect a fake poll soon showing a fake majority supports mueller's fake investigation.

Posted by: Soothi at August 02, 2018 12:11 PM (Zbof/)

336 >I'm quite resistant to calling anti-white bigotry "racism".


Why? Racism is not a one way street.
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2018 12:07 PM (X8sVd)

-----------------

The phrase that has always pissed me off is "reverse racism".

No. Just. No. Full stop. Racism is racism. Period.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 02, 2018 12:12 PM (I16G8)

337 Mueller is Rosenstein's Monster...

-
Would've been OK if they hadn't used that abnormal brain.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, 3D Printed Version at August 02, 2018 12:12 PM (+y/Ru)

338 This Masshole womyn that ran into the guys Jeep and tried to kill him, because of a Trump sticker, is very lucky she lives in a May Issue state.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 02, 2018 12:12 PM (r9UYA)

339 I think it must be hard, but I also think the media-who knows very little about the internal workings of the Catholic church-trots out things that make the Pope seem even more extreme than he is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2018 12:05 PM (AllCR)
---
The media is the left. And the left is all about wishful thinking. They allow their imagination to run away with them--thinking "WHAT IF" one of the most liberal mainstream churches had official doctrines REALLY espousing liberal things.

A number of times, I have read something about Pope Francis and that had to investigate it to find out he didn't really say that or the way it was represented.

I can even believe that the Pope told some gay guy that God made him the way he was. Not to suggest he should be "okay with gay", but know that regardless of a particular temptation, we can use our attributes to serve God or serve ourselves.

The RCC has probably had more than a few men attracted to other men who remained, as Jesus put it, "a eunuch for God".

Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2018 12:13 PM (vDqXW)

340 Reservation Style wastelands? Last I checked, the Native Americans aren't letting folks take a dump on the streets or sidewalks and litter the place with used syringes. And they aren't letting drug addled head cases set up camp any freaking place they want to.
Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at August 02, 2018 11:54 AM (NmR1a)

Been on an Indian Reserve in Canada? There are a few notable exceptions.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2018 12:13 PM (NV/E7)

341 >>SURVIVOR: Soccer Justice Warrior.

A group of young college grads is dropped on a small island. Watch as they survive using only the skills leaned at Harvard.

Cannibalism is inevitable.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 02, 2018 12:13 PM (r9UYA)

342 Why is Drudge going on about Dem candidates outraising Rep candidates? They have to since the DNC is broke.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 02, 2018 12:13 PM (a0IVu)

343 Or Myrna Loy -



https://tinyurl.com/yaokxatm



https://tinyurl.com/yc6tg7sy





Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 02, 2018

*
*
The young James Stewart once said that one of his great ambitions in life was to marry Myrna Loy. You can see why.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 02, 2018 12:13 PM (YWG/U)

344 338 I doubt a jury in Massachusetts would convict her even if she killed him...

Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2018 12:13 PM (LiyEm)

345 Dear Diary,
I am SOOOOO MAD!!!
I have worked SO hard against everything Trump and today his approval is above 50%!!! This is above that magical mocha Jesus from Chicago!!!!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!

Why does everyone hate me and not the awful mean Trump?
I'm going to call George Will and Jenn Rubin to come over for ice cream and bitch fest tonight.
The world SUCKS!!!

Posted by: Jim Asscosta at August 02, 2018 12:14 PM (pw+jk)

346 338
This Masshole womyn that ran into the guys Jeep and tried to kill him,
because of a Trump sticker, is very lucky she lives in a May Issue
state.



Posted by: Under Fire at August 02, 2018 12:12 PM (r9UYA)

One state north and we could be reading about an alternate ending to that story.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 02, 2018 12:14 PM (jxbfJ)

347 Yeah, you need to visit some more Reservations.


white people's fault
Indians would have gleaming cities with flying cars if not for colonialism
after all, they used every part of the buffalo

Posted by: Tumblr at August 02, 2018 12:14 PM (VckGX)

348 The couples Madisnn ave loves are white boy/black girl. I see that
combo everywhere in advertising. I wonder why no black dude/white woman?
Or Asians anywhere coupled w whitey. Never see Latino/white woman.

***

I remember seeing the data they pulled from one of the big online dating sites.

White men prefer white women, but they are interesting in Asia and Latin women at almost the same rate. Black women are a lower rate, but still not insignificant.

Women on the other hand are MUCH more concerned about race. Both white and black women generally were only interested in their own racial groups. Latins and Asians like their own groups and white men.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2018 12:15 PM (eSx+E)

349 Prediction: Expect a fake poll soon showing a fake majority supports mueller's fake investigation.
Posted by: Soothi at August 02, 2018 12:11 PM (Zbof/)

That would contradict every poll taken on the matter for the last few months, a clear majority already consider's the sham investigation a witch hunt.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 02, 2018 12:15 PM (O+EPK)

350 >>ads that show "strong women" or mixed marriages probably work because the left has pushed so hard to make that seem superior to the normal.


There's an ad for something that has a remote feature - think it might be remote car unlock via smartphone. The set-up is: hubby calls wife and apologizes for having to ask her to remote unlock one more time (what a goof!) and then they show wife is an astronaut, currently in the midst of some repair of equipment on the outside of the ship/space station. Could they be anymore insulting to men?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2018 12:15 PM (W+vEI)

351
white people's fault
Indians would have gleaming cities with flying cars if not for colonialism
after all, they used every part of the buffalo
Posted by: Tumblr


Flying buffalo cars

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2018 12:16 PM (IqV8l)

352 Didn't Trump just meet with Sulzberger a few days ago so that Sulzberger could allay his fears about #FakeNews? And hiring someone like THIS is the way he's doing it?

Also, I'm curious if Jeong will remain true to her principles. Will she diss Sulzberger as being yet another rich white Jew who is working with some secret cabal in order to control the media? Will she demand that he step down from his position as Chairman and give it to some brown lesbian? If anyone is to take her seriously, she needs to start punching up, no exceptions.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 02, 2018 12:16 PM (/qEW2)

353 The priesthood is an occupation that allows a gay person who wanted to remain in the closet not to have his lack of female companionship be questioned. It was inevitable that it would eventually have an over representation of gays. I can't blame anyone for that. The inability to avoid temptation and cover ups can be assigned blame.
Posted by: Lancelot Links Secret Agent Chimp at August 02, 2018 11:56 AM (C5Lvr)


Access.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2018 12:16 PM (NV/E7)

354 306 Little Caesar's used to have some good commercials.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 02, 2018 12:02 PM (m9wUQ)

They'd better. Because their product sucks.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 02, 2018 12:03 PM (y8Foj)



Its $5 and 90% of the time it is ready when you walk in and say you want a pizza. You get what you pay for.

Posted by: buzzion at August 02, 2018 12:16 PM (cAnNx)

355 Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 02, 2018 12:08 PM (a0IVu)

You might consider asking the other RC's herewhat they do-Whethjer they just tune it out or whether they find other parishes. I'm assuming you go to church to be drawn closer to God through the mystery and miracle of Christ's presence in the Eucharist?. So this may sound sort of sound elementary to say, but consider it anyway. :^) When coming in to church quiet your mind and say ,"I'm going to have an audience with the King today. The great Lord of the universe is making time for me and feeding me by his own hand." That's quite awesome, in my biased view" Also, if you don't have a priest you can talk to about a "criss of faith" you see if there are nuns in your area who do spiritual direction. They are helpful. I have talked to them too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2018 12:16 PM (AllCR)

356 so, drudge is still a thing? who fuckin knew? how quaint. i thought he went tits up when he sold to that shitty guitar playing, bike riding, nicklefucker.
buy my calendar!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 02, 2018 12:17 PM (KP5rU)

357 345
Dear Diary,
I am SOOOOO MAD!!!
I have worked SO hard against
everything Trump and today his approval is above 50%!!! This is above
that magical mocha Jesus from Chicago!!!!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!

Why does everyone hate me and not the awful mean Trump?
I'm going to call George Will and Jenn Rubin to come over for ice cream and bitch fest tonight.
The world SUCKS!!!


Posted by: Jim Asscosta at August 02, 2018 12:14 PM (pw+jk)

The literal derangement that the left is exhibiting is mind boggling. I've shared a couple posts from a FB friend on various threads of a hard core leftist (in her 60s) who -after yesterday's gem -- I think is clinically insane and needs to be committed.
Being exposed every day hour after hour of the mindlessness of CNN, PMSNBC, NYT and their ilk can only contribute to it.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 02, 2018 12:17 PM (jxbfJ)

358 . . . Women on the other hand are MUCH more concerned
about race. Both white and black women generally were only interested in
their own racial groups. Latins and Asians like their own groups and
white men.


Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2018

*
*
Yes. It's rare to see a Black male/Asian female couple in real life. I'm not saying they don't happen, in big cities anyway, but I've seen almost none.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 02, 2018 12:18 PM (YWG/U)

359 @254 I have to believe so. Supporters can buy 10k copies at a time, and then donate or Mothball them. Hell, I believe the DNC itself has actually done this.
---------------------

You'll notice that a lot of political fund-raisers give a copy of the politician's book to each person attending the fund raiser. This is why.

Posted by: junior at August 02, 2018 12:18 PM (7l1O3)

360 Prediction: Expect a fake poll soon showing a fake majority supports mueller's fake investigation.

***

Next on CNN - a new poll shows that Americans overwhelmingly support Savior Robert Meuller's heroic efforts to save the country. Over 90% of people working for Robert Meuller say he is doing a great job. The other 10% are Robert Meuller

So really, the results speak for themselves.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2018 12:18 PM (eSx+E)

361 This Masshole womyn that ran into the guys Jeep and tried to kill him, because of a Trump sticker, is very lucky she lives in a May Issue state.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 02, 2018 12:12 PM (r9UYA)

-----

There is a part of me that rationalizes that the reason so many people behave like assholes is that we, as a society, have all but removed the chance of eating a knuckle sammich for acting like a dick.

Or in this case.... rounds to center mass.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 02, 2018 12:18 PM (8XRCm)

362 From the intro

https://twitter.com/MicroFlashFic/status/962844028587921408

Apparently Alex has friends or cohorts.

Posted by: DaveA at August 02, 2018 12:18 PM (FhXTo)

363 Love to read the wisdom of "Garbage Human". Now what was that old story about the Scorpion and the Frog?

Posted by: Ostrich Jacket Wearer at August 02, 2018 12:18 PM (aiPwI)

364 I have to go for a while BBL

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 02, 2018 12:19 PM (mpXpK)

365 248 Which makes me think...I need to consciously decide, and accept the decision, that I will never again seek to have another woman in my life. Make all the snotty comments you like, whomever may be inclined to do so, but apparently the only women who are interested in me (to the extremely limited extent they ever are) are bad news."

It would be easy to be snide , but there's a very serious life topic you're facing. Man or woman, if we go into a relationship looking for someone to "fix" us or to fill a hole created because we are needy or flawed, then we are going to attract people who make a living by preying on those flaws. That's a harsh lesson, but that's how the world works, and how it has always worked.

On the other hand, when we can become healthy, internally, and go into a relationship as a mentally healthy person, we have a good chance of attracting the same. It doesn't guarantee anything, but it makes it a lot easier.

It is difficult to talk about mental health issues, especially depression, because it is always on the edge of sounding like "blame the victim", and that isn't fair and it isn't right. But there is no avoiding the hard fact that no is ever going to be able to fix the issues dragging us down except ourselves, and that is not easy, it takes years of work, and the work never ends.

The decision you face is not whether or not you want another relationship; the decision is whether you're willing to work hard enough to heal yourself. When you have healed, all things are possible. But true healing must come first.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2018 12:19 PM (k1TUh)

366 I'm quite resistant to calling anti-white bigotry "racism".

Why? Racism is not a one way street.
Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2018 12:07 PM (X8sVd)
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Racism is the belief in a civil system where at least one race is subordinated to the other races. And I have the alternative, more accurate terms of "prejudice" or "bigotry".

Besides, in any argument you hope to succeed against an actual difference of opinion, not addressing their terms doesn't work--and simply tit-for-tat "racism" accusations invite the opponent's confusion of terms into your own thinking.

Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2018 12:19 PM (vDqXW)

367 >>Andrew McCarthy (whose best work was NOT St. Elmo's Fire) and Joe DiGenova said Mueller was a standup guy.

Also, SDNY had a very tough, strict, ethical screening team to make sure that privileged info from the Cohen raid would not get to the prosecutors.



Heh. Also, they protected NXIVM for years, choosing not to prosecute them.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2018 12:19 PM (W+vEI)

368 see if there are nuns in your area who do spiritual direction


Are there still nuns? Where do they come from?

When I was a kid in Catholicland you'd see flocks of them in different habits, according to their confessions.

I don't think I've seen two nuns in habit in the last twenty years.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 02, 2018 12:19 PM (fuK7c)

369

EM B.B. KING FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at August 02, 2018 12:19 PM (pYqXv)

370 Indians would have gleaming cities with flying cars if not for colonialism

___

Flying cars and really, really tall skull pyramids!

Posted by: The Aztecs at August 02, 2018 12:20 PM (eSx+E)

371 Also, IC if you're still around, this RC man has some good books-One is "Ten prayers God always says yes to" which I really enjoyed and found uplifting and the other is something like a "A Guide to Life" but based on the other one on the other one I think it would be good too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2018 12:20 PM (AllCR)

372 It's rare to see a Black male/Asian female couple in real life.

Oh?

Posted by: Tiger Woods' Parents at August 02, 2018 12:21 PM (fuK7c)

373 There is a part of me that rationalizes that the
reason so many people behave like assholes is that we, as a society,
have all but removed the chance of eating a knuckle sammich for acting
like a dick.



Or in this case.... rounds to center mass.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 02, 2018 12:18 PM (8XRCm)

=====
Count me in that group. When I was young, I saw my dad get in a few fights because some asshole deserved it good and hard.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 02, 2018 12:21 PM (pw+jk)

374
There is a part of me that rationalizes that the reason so many people behave like assholes

***

Antifa continues their training to attack people. I'm surprised there hasn't been a fatal response yet...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2018 12:21 PM (eSx+E)

375 355
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 02, 2018 12:08 PM (a0IVu)



You might consider asking the other RC's herewhat they do-Whethjer
they just tune it out or whether they find other parishes. I'm assuming
you go to church to be drawn closer to God through the mystery and
miracle of Christ's presence in the Eucharist?. So this may sound sort
of sound elementary to say, but consider it anyway. :^) When coming in
to church quiet your mind and say ,"I'm going to have an audience with
the King today. The great Lord of the universe is making time for me
and feeding me by his own hand." That's quite awesome, in my biased
view" Also, if you don't have a priest you can talk to about a "criss of
faith" you see if there are nuns in your area who do spiritual
direction. They are helpful. I have talked to them too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2018 12:16 PM (AllCR)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THIS. I would add that if may also consider talking to a priest at a nearby parish. Find one that you would be comfortable talking with. We do.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 02, 2018 12:22 PM (jxbfJ)

376 >>Its $5 and 90% of the time it is ready when you walk in and say you want a pizza. You get what you pay for.



As a parent of a teen, that's all I'm looking for in a pizza. Cannot beat how cheap and easy it is -- and the kid thinks it's awesome pizza, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2018 12:22 PM (W+vEI)

377 My thought was, I guess they called that living. A
raunchy piece of crep trailer, on a sparse, barren plot of land. Usually
a vehicle or two, in some form of disrepair, parked nearby the broken
down old trailer.




---------------
...and a brand new Snowmobile.



At least up north.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2018 12:10 PM (X8sVd)


Heh, yeah, I was in the desert. No snowmobiles. Lots of roadside "jewelry" stands though, so somebody was doing something resembling making a living.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 02, 2018 12:22 PM (9chmE)

378 Are there still nuns? Where do they come from?

When I was a kid in Catholicland you'd see flocks of them in different habits, according to their confessions.

I don't think I've seen two nuns in habit in the last twenty years.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 02, 2018 12:19 PM (fuK7c)

There are still nunneries, ergo there are still nuns.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 02, 2018 12:22 PM (O+EPK)

379 Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2018 12:19 PM (k1TUh)


Well stated, Mr. Servo.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 02, 2018 12:22 PM (fuK7c)

380 I saw "Grry hands all over the place" open for "Five Finger Death Punch" at the Iowa State Fair in 2011.

I give it two thumbs up.
Posted by: fixerupper

Wow, that was backhanded.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 02, 2018 12:22 PM (Bdeb0)

381 The young James Stewart once said that one of his great ambitions in life was to marry Myrna Loy. You can see why.


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 02, 2018 12:13 PM (YWG/U)


I can see why.

The problem is that image and reality very rarely match, especially so in Hollywood.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 02, 2018 12:23 PM (kqsXK)

382 Or in this case.... rounds to center mass.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 02, 2018 12:18 PM (8XRCm)

=====
Count me in that group. When I was young, I saw my dad get in a few fights because some asshole deserved it good and hard.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable


I'm too old to fight and too young to die.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2018 12:23 PM (wyNrR)

383 Antifa continues their training to attack people. I'm surprised there hasn't been a fatal response yet...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2018 12:21 PM (eSx+E)

-----

Antifa usually pulls that shit in gun adverse states.

You dont hear about Antifa stirring up shit in Lincoln NE, or Wichita KS, or Casper Wyoming.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 02, 2018 12:23 PM (8XRCm)

384 With "champing at the bit" headline, HA Ed M outs himself as someone wholly unfamiliar with horsey talk.

Shocker

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2018 12:23 PM (TdS5t)

385 >>Lots of roadside "jewelry" stands though, so somebody was doing something resembling making a living.


Pro Tip : Never trust a Blue Eyed Turquoise Salesman.

Posted by: garrett at August 02, 2018 12:24 PM (X8sVd)

386 Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2018 12:19 PM (k1TUh)

It's a reasonable point. Unfortunately I do not think it's possible that I can be "healed." Chronic clinical depression can only be managed, like an autoimmune disease.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 02, 2018 12:24 PM (NWiLs)

387 I like the promise that vampires have eternal life, barring certain misfortunes, but even that doesn't quite work. What happens when the sun expands into a red giant and engulfs the earth? At that point they'll die of exposure to sunlight. So sorry, I don't find it plausible as a religion.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 02, 2018 12:24 PM (/qEW2)

388 Why does everyone hate me and not the awful mean Trump?
I'm going to call George Will and Jenn Rubin to come over for ice cream and bitch fest tonight.
The world SUCKS!!!


Posted by: Jim Asscosta

Jim doesn't have much choice but to whine like a three year old who dropped his ice cream cone. It's either that or report truthfully, fairly and accurately.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, 3D Printed Version at August 02, 2018 12:25 PM (+y/Ru)

389 It's rare to see a Black male/Asian female couple in real life.



Oh?

Posted by: Tiger Woods' Parents at August 02, 2018 12:21 PM (fuK7c)

===
Growing up 10-17 one of my good inner circle friends was from black father and Korean mother. Got married during the "police action." His father scared the shit out of me but was a pretty nice guy. Sometimes my friend would screw up and he got The Belt.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 02, 2018 12:25 PM (pw+jk)

390 There are still nunneries, ergo there are still nuns.

___

Get thee to a nunnery.

Oh, its not for that anymore? You moderns art a boil, a plague sore

Posted by: William Shakespeare at August 02, 2018 12:25 PM (eSx+E)

391 I've shared a couple posts from a FB friend on various threads of a hard core leftist (in her 60s) who -after yesterday's gem -- I think is clinically insane and needs to be committed.
Being exposed every day hour after hour of the mindlessness of CNN, PMSNBC, NYT and their ilk can only contribute to it."

Yet another problem of social media is that there have undoubtedly always been a lot of nutters ranting on in their own private little worlds, shaking their canes angrily - but now social media allows them to vent their lunacy to the world. Used to be, only a couple long suffering family members would have to hear the nonsense. Now we all do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2018 12:25 PM (k1TUh)

392 >>Antifa continues their training to attack people. I'm surprised there hasn't been a fatal response yet...

Boys will be boys.


Posted by: J. Sessions at August 02, 2018 12:25 PM (r9UYA)

393 Sometimes my friend would screw up and he got The Belt.

***

Pretty sure that will get a dad sent to prison in many states nowadays.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2018 12:26 PM (eSx+E)

394 nood rock

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 02, 2018 12:27 PM (8D42x)

395 With "champing at the bit" headline, HA Ed M outs himself as someone wholly unfamiliar with horsey talk.

Shocker
Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2018 12:23 PM (TdS5t)
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The phrase *is* "champing". "To champ" is to chew or grind teeth, like an anxious horse will do on his bit.

I don't know horses, but I know how to look up phrase origins.

Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2018 12:27 PM (vDqXW)

396 fuckie fuckie two dollahs.
White man pay ten.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 02, 2018 12:27 PM (HgMAr)

397 I saw "Grry hands all over the place" open for "Five Finger Death Punch" at the Iowa State Fair in 2011.

I give it two thumbs up.
Posted by: fixerupper

Wow, that was backhanded.
Posted by: wrg500



That was a pretty underhanded comment.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2018 12:28 PM (wyNrR)

398 They served Little Caesar's in Auschwitz.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, 3D Printed Version at August 02, 2018 12:28 PM (+y/Ru)

399 unpostable NOOD!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 02, 2018 12:28 PM (pw+jk)

400 Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 02, 2018 12:19 PM (fuK7c)

They generally don't have habits unless they're in encode orders. I have seen to different nuns for Spiritual direction. Neither wore a habit. I know where to go for spiritual direction in NJ but that won't help someone who lives in CA-as I think IC does.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2018 12:28 PM (AllCR)

401 >>384
With "champing at the bit" headline, HA Ed M outs himself as someone wholly unfamiliar with horsey talk.



Shocker

That pious bald headed ignorant dbag is one of the reasons I left HA way before their FB idiocy.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 02, 2018 12:28 PM (r9UYA)

402 white people's fault
Indians would have gleaming cities with flying cars if not for colonialism
after all, they used every part of the buffalo crab

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 02, 2018 12:28 PM (yQpMk)

403 368
see if there are nuns in your area who do spiritual direction





Are there still nuns? Where do they come from?



When I was a kid in Catholicland you'd see flocks of them in different habits, according to their confessions.



I don't think I've seen two nuns in habit in the last twenty years.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 02, 2018 12:19 PM (fuK7c)They still are around. I see them, in habit, quite often. There are nuns who run a school for troubled/abused youth north of where I live. Back when we did church dinners they would come bring the kids (when they were a residential care facility 4-5 yrs ago). Those of us who worked the dinners would fawn over them as much as we could. Still think and pray for them -- often wishing my family reached out and tried to adopt/foster them. It would break my heart thinking what horrors their homelife was like.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 02, 2018 12:29 PM (jxbfJ)

404 You dont hear about Antifa stirring up shit in Lincoln NE, or Wichita KS, or Casper Wyoming.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 02, 2018 12:23 PM (8XRCm)

Never heard of those places before, are they like, real and inhabited.

Posted by: Antifa at August 02, 2018 12:29 PM (O+EPK)

405


By the way, whatever happened to the Florida man who threatened customers in a Jacksonville convenience store with a live gator? The guy who Dana Perino called an a**hole on the air?


I don't believe he "threatened" anyone with his gator. Seemed like everybody in that store knew him and it was a joke.

Naturally, some Prog will automatically assume the very worst about a situation they know nothing about. It's what they do.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 02, 2018 12:31 PM (HaL55)

406 381
The young James Stewart once said that one of his great ambitions in life was to marry Myrna Loy. You can see why.





Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 02, 2018 12:13 PM (YWG/U)



I can see why.



The problem is that image and reality very rarely match, especially so in Hollywood.



Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 02, 2018

*
*
True. Stewart knew her, though, having worked with her at least once, in the second of the "Thin Man" movies. (Good mystery, by the way, I recommend it.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 02, 2018 12:31 PM (YWG/U)

407 Posted by: Jen the original at August 02, 2018 11:58 AM (M8A4M)

Thanks for the information. The way this thing is being reported, it's hard to know what to believe.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 02, 2018 12:33 PM (HiLJ1)

408 386 Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2018 12:19 PM (k1TUh)

It's a reasonable point. Unfortunately I do not think it's possible that I can be "healed." Chronic clinical depression can only be managed, like an autoimmune disease."

I think I've posted before that I have a family who has that, along with quite a quite severe manic/depressive cycle. And I have known one friend who did make the decision that he couldn't have any close relationships, and he was right - but then again, he was a severe schizophrenic who was only able to keep things together with a minimum of stimuli. (as long as he stayed on his meds and kept his stimuli low, he was a great guy) Just by your posting here, you reveal that you are far more expressive and capable of interacting with the world than he could ever be.

You're really not that far gone, even if you feel like you are. Your feelings lie to you, they always will, that's one of the hardest parts of being sick like that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2018 12:33 PM (k1TUh)

409 371
Also, IC if you're still around, this RC man has some good books-One is
"Ten prayers God always says yes to" which I really enjoyed and found
uplifting and the other is something like a "A Guide to Life" but based
on the other one on the other one I think it would be good too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2018 12:20 PM (AllCR)
Thanks, Fen. I will check them out.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 02, 2018 12:33 PM (a0IVu)

410 Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2018 12:19 PM (k1TUh)

Good post.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2018 12:34 PM (AllCR)

411 They generally don't have habits unless they're in encode orders

Meant "enclosed orders".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2018 12:35 PM (AllCR)

412 The Papacy has gone all down hill since Peter. Now, there was a Pope. I mean, not that he was called that. But, you want a healing or a foot up some demon's ass, he was da man!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 02, 2018 11:48 AM (9BLnV)


And he had a mother in law, which meant that he was married. There are also Pauline passages that imply that priests and elders were allowed to marry. So it's not a question of the RCC allowing priests to be married, it's a question of allowing them to do so again. This would be among the least controversial changes the RCC could make.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 02, 2018 12:39 PM (/qEW2)

413 My, my, Sarah Jeong is a nasty little piece of work, isn't she?

Posted by: Fritz at August 02, 2018 12:39 PM (2Mnv1)

414 341A group of young college grads is dropped on a small island. Watch as they survive using only the skills leaned at Harvard.

Cannibalism is inevitable.


harvard teaches cannibalism?

Posted by: Anachronda at August 02, 2018 12:39 PM (NmR1a)

415 Most Democrats are dangerous psychopaths. I avoid them if possible.

Posted by: Chris M at August 02, 2018 12:41 PM (eAZVt)

416 "A group of young college grads is dropped on a small island. Watch as they survive using only the skills leaned at Harvard.



Cannibalism is inevitable.



harvard teaches cannibalism?"

Yep. Except they use the reverse progressive stack for selecting dinner.

Posted by: Ripley at August 02, 2018 12:42 PM (MxEKc)

417 I don't know horses, but I know how to look up phrase origins.
Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2018 12:27 PM (vDqXW)

When you look up things do you read, because it seems like you didn't read my comment. I said" around a barn, horsey talk". And I was raised on a farm and valued communication with the workers. They would have looked at me funny if I said "champing" unless I said it with an plumy accent

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2018 12:46 PM (TdS5t)

418 Why do we insist on using the word "transgender" when in reality they are nothing more than transvestites are they not?

I mean it doesn't matter if you cap your vajajay and stick an out on it or if you slice of Mr. Johnson and cut a hole for your new fauxjayjay - you are still the same sex and have the same XX or XY chromosomes that you were when you were born with thus you are a transvestite and nothing more.

*steps off of soap box*

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at August 02, 2018 12:54 PM (ZgjWN)

419 Now come on people!

Sarah Jeong covers 3 squares on the diversity Bingo card! Woman, Asian and Lesbian! We are planning to 'Nancy Kerrigan' her in the coming weeks then she will cover 4 squares!

Posted by: JB1000 at August 02, 2018 01:16 PM (16OL0)

420 It seems ironic that the old cliché,

"Is the pope catholic?"

is no longer a rhetorical question (or a statement of the obvious). But what do I know? I'm just a WASP hetero-alpha male. According to Sarah Jeong, I'm the lowest form of life on earth.

Posted by: CyberCipher at August 02, 2018 01:27 PM (p6WoB)

421 MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR G*DD*AMN FIRST NAME.

Posted by: Wraith at August 03, 2018 12:12 AM (8RKmo)

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