Pakistan Accidentally Turns On Cat Filter During Livestream Hearing, Turning Government Officials Into Kitty-Cats

"Accidentally," sure.

Damned furries.

Meanwhile, Twitter bans American conservatives for saying "Learn to Code" but it's eager to enforce Pakistan's non-applicable religious laws against American users:



Well, it's at least good to know that David French and Ben Shapiro will always be welcome on leftist social media sites, because they have proven they are ineffectual conservatives but very effective liberals.

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1 Fresh!

Posted by: Yo! at June 19, 2019 08:27 PM (1XAal)

2 AAAAAHHHHH!!!! I was locked out of the comments! I was first yo! you bastard!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 08:29 PM (OX6sG)

3 I am so pissed.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 08:29 PM (OX6sG)

4 3 I am so pissed.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 08:29 PM (OX6sG)

We can't all be first.

Posted by: Someguy at June 19, 2019 08:30 PM (mX8Vr)

5 Funny. Human error? More like intentially done.

Posted by: JAS at June 19, 2019 08:30 PM (I5SAg)

6 Turkishcats opened for Elton John on the Mad Dog tour.

Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2019 08:31 PM (qBNEP)

7 The Conservative Case for Dhimmihood.

Posted by: Work of Bull at June 19, 2019 08:31 PM (DuZls)

8 Allahu Nyanbar

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 19, 2019 08:32 PM (mOcZx)

9 I, for one, welcome our new diverse overlords.

Posted by: Work of Bull at June 19, 2019 08:32 PM (DuZls)

10 Is there a doggie filter? Huh, I thought not.

Posted by: Facebook is 100% cat lovers at June 19, 2019 08:32 PM (XlbwU)

11 The really sad part about this is OUR Government has decided it has no DUTY to protect our Rights.

Even within our own damn country.

Supremes have said that the Bill of Rights ONLY restrains the Government, which while technically correct? It would seem that they should ALSO be duty bound to protect our rights from other incursions as well.

Posted by: Don QQQ at June 19, 2019 08:32 PM (NgKpN)

12 Rat Rilter? Rut ruh ruck??

Posted by: Scooby Do at June 19, 2019 08:32 PM (geIq4)

13 I made a funny, and got willowed. Figures.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 08:33 PM (YTwfq)

14 8 Allahu Nyanbar
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 19, 2019 08:32 PM (mOcZx)

Wouldn't everyone be more tolerant if that's what they said in their violent rampages? While also wearing cat costumes.

Posted by: Someguy at June 19, 2019 08:33 PM (mX8Vr)

15 The Taliban does not approve of pet animals. Everyone connected with this presser is now in hiding.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 08:33 PM (XlbwU)

16 We can't all be first.

Posted by: Someguy at June 19, 2019 08:30 PM (mX8Vr)

Sponge can.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 08:33 PM (OX6sG)

17 Pakistan Law?

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2019 08:34 PM (RBOtF)

18 15 The Taliban does not approve of pet animals. Everyone connected with this presser is now in hiding.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 08:33 PM (XlbwU)

I thought Cats were OK, it was non working dogs that were Haram.

Posted by: Don QQQ at June 19, 2019 08:34 PM (NgKpN)

19

I would think a cat filter would remove cats from the picture.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2019 08:34 PM (aKsyK)

20 Twitter? Name change might be in order. Maybe "Blocker" would be better.

New Motto: "Say Something, We Dare You"

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 19, 2019 08:35 PM (6eEQ+)

21 There's actually a cat filter?

WTF.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 08:35 PM (YTwfq)

22 Does anyone really deserve to be first?

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at June 19, 2019 08:35 PM (XlbwU)

23 11 The really sad part about this is OUR Government has decided it has no DUTY to protect our Rights.

Even within our own damn country.

Supremes have said that the Bill of Rights ONLY restrains the Government, which while technically correct? It would seem that they should ALSO be duty bound to protect our rights from other incursions as well.
Posted by: Don QQQ at June 19, 2019 08:32 PM (NgKpN)

They do take an oath to defend the Constitution, against all enemies, foreign and domestic.

Posted by: Someguy at June 19, 2019 08:35 PM (mX8Vr)

24 11 The really sad part about this is OUR Government has decided it has no DUTY to protect our Rights.

Even within our own damn country.

Supremes have said that the Bill of Rights ONLY restrains the Government, which while technically correct? It would seem that they should ALSO be duty bound to protect our rights from other incursions as well.
Posted by: Don QQQ at June 19, 2019 08:32 PM (NgKpN)

Actually, thinking on this?

Trump and the Repubs could make this a campaign issue that would REALLY resonate with younger voters.

Posted by: Don QQQ at June 19, 2019 08:36 PM (NgKpN)

25 Pakistan Accidentally Turns On Cat Filter During Livestream Hearing, Turning Government Officials Into Kitty-Cats

Is there a truth filter?

Cause I would pay money to see politicians run thru a truth filter.

Posted by: tbodie at June 19, 2019 08:36 PM (6MUFb)

26 It would have been even more hilarious if they switched on the gender swap filter.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 19, 2019 08:36 PM (mOcZx)

27 @jsolomonReports

Breaking:: @RepMarkMeadows preparing referral asking IG to investigate FBI and Mueller's handling of Manafort warrants, contacts with media and reliance on suspect black ledger evidence. Just updated this story.

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 08:36 PM (cF8AT)

28 Do androids dream of electric sheep?

Posted by: Zombie Philip K. Dick at June 19, 2019 08:36 PM (I5SAg)

29 They do take an oath to defend the Constitution, against all enemies, foreign and domestic.
Posted by: Someguy at June 19, 2019 08:35 PM (mX8Vr)

I agree, and think it should be our Governments DUTY to protect our Rights.

Problem is, they don't think so.

Posted by: Don QQQ at June 19, 2019 08:37 PM (NgKpN)

30 Shep loves Pakistan. It's a place where men can comfortably hang around solely with other men.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 08:37 PM (XlbwU)

31 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 19, 2019 08:37 PM (kC/cK)

32 Don QQQ: "It would seem that they should ALSO be duty bound to protect our rights from other incursions as well."

It is to laugh. Now bake the fuckin' cake!

Posted by: 9th Circus at June 19, 2019 08:37 PM (6eEQ+)

33 Do androids dream of electric sheep?

Posted by: Zombie Philip K. Dick at June 19, 2019 08:36 PM (I5SAg)
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Only with the app.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:37 PM (DuZls)

34 The Road to Purrdition.

Posted by: jsg at June 19, 2019 08:38 PM (HvDoD)

35 Do not post angry

Posted by: Yo! at June 19, 2019 08:38 PM (1XAal)

36
Is there a truth filter?

Cause I would pay money to see politicians run thru a truth filter.
Posted by: tbodie at June 19, 2019 08:36 PM (6MUFb)

Media 'Fact Checks' everything Trump says.

Of course, its more Opinion Check, than Fact Check but...

Posted by: Don QQQ at June 19, 2019 08:38 PM (NgKpN)

37 What the hell is a "cat filter"?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 08:39 PM (ptqGC)

38 Breaking:: @RepMarkMeadows preparing referral asking
IG to investigate FBI and Mueller's handling of Manafort warrants,
contacts with media and reliance on suspect black ledger evidence. Just
updated this story.

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 08:36 PM (cF8AT)

===============
I wonder if this reliance on ill-gotten evidence has the potential to reverse all of Manaforts convictions, and even maybe cause Bar trouble for Mueller.
Wouldn't that be great?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 08:39 PM (XlbwU)

39 WV androids? Sure.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 08:39 PM (6qErC)

40 Oh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 08:39 PM (ptqGC)

41 Breaking:: @RepMarkMeadows preparing referral asking IG to investigate FBI and Mueller's handling of Manafort warrants, contacts with media and reliance on suspect black ledger evidence. Just updated this story.
Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 08:36 PM (cF8AT)
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To crib from Glenn Reynolds: Faster, please.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:39 PM (DuZls)

42 37 What the hell is a "cat filter"?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 08:39 PM (ptqGC)

Put's cat ears and whiskers on people in videos.

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 08:40 PM (cF8AT)

43 There's a cats vs. goats joke here someMoronwhere.

Posted by: DaveA at June 19, 2019 08:40 PM (FhXTo)

44 What the hell is a "cat filter"?



Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 08:39 PM (ptqGC)



Put's cat ears and whiskers on people in videos.

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 08:40 PM (cF8AT)


Yeah, late to the party. Life.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 08:40 PM (ptqGC)

45 Is there a truth filter?

Posted by: tbodie at June 19, 2019 08:36 PM (6MUFb)
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*Holds up truth filter*
You know I can swear that Adam Schiff's lips are moving--but I'm hearing NOTHING!

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:41 PM (DuZls)

46 What the hell is a "cat filter"?"

Well, you take some 2 by 4s, a roll of chicken wire, a box of nails...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 08:41 PM (6qErC)

47 Mostly those twitter notices regarding foreign laws are just "for your information" and twitter doesn't seek to enforce them. Just a warning, "hey don't go to Pakistan, steve crowder." No particular need to get worked up about them. Twitter blows, but this isn't really one of the reasons.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at June 19, 2019 08:41 PM (dYe5S)

48 I wonder if this reliance on ill-gotten evidence has the potential to reverse all of Manaforts convictions, and even maybe cause Bar trouble for Mueller.
Wouldn't that be great?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 08:39 PM (XlbwU)

Hopefully and that will be when I throw my head back and laugh...a lot.

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 08:41 PM (cF8AT)

49 Does anyone really deserve to be first?
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at June 19, 2019 08:35 PM (XlbwU)

Does anybody really care?

Posted by: Emperor Chicago at June 19, 2019 08:41 PM (YTwfq)

50 Shep loves Pakistan. It's a place where men can comfortably hang around solely with other men little boys dressed as girls.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 08:37 PM

FIFY.

Posted by: Tattooed hipster chefs everywhere at June 19, 2019 08:41 PM (6yUhx)

51 Learn to code? Is that adherence to the local city codes, like not defacating in public. Guess San Fran is "behind" that movement.

Posted by: morigu at June 19, 2019 08:42 PM (Eu98u)

52 49 Does anyone really deserve to be first?
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at June 19, 2019 08:35 PM (XlbwU)

Does anybody really care?
Posted by: Emperor Chicago at June 19, 2019 08:41 PM (YTwfq)

I can't imagine why?

Posted by: Don QQQ at June 19, 2019 08:42 PM (NgKpN)

53 We're "baby sitting" son's dog, and she was on the screened porch earlier and barked loudly (she's a big girl) at a deer, and the doe just gave her the side eye.

So dog whined to come back in the house. Real fierce, that one.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 08:42 PM (ptqGC)

54 Off, hipster chef sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 19, 2019 08:43 PM (6yUhx)

55 Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 08:39 PM (XlbwU)

Using Muellers own records to prosecute him and his team would be sublime. Getting them convicted would establish Barr as a demigod.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2019 08:44 PM (e0nNm)

56 @ByronYork

New: Now, word of a mysterious third 'scope memo' for Robert Mueller.

The 448-page Mueller report has been public for two months, so it might seem strange that the Justice Department's original instructions to special counsel Robert Mueller, outlining what he was assigned to investigate, are still a secret. But they are. And now, it turns out those instructions were more extensive than previously known. Until now, it was widely understood that there had been two "scope memos" from the DOJ to Mueller. Now, it turns out there was a third, as well.

https://tinyurl.com/y62ck36o

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 08:44 PM (cF8AT)

57 John Solomon @jsolomonReports
17m
Breaking:: @RepMarkMeadows preparing referral asking IG to investigate FBI and Mueller's handling of Manafort warrants, contacts with media and reliance on suspect black ledger evidence. Just updated this story.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 08:44 PM (BqBId)

58 Why doesn't Fox ever consider sending Shep! somewhere where his journOlist talents can benefit us all? Like Pakistan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 08:44 PM (ptqGC)

59 If CNN wants to get back some ratings, I have 2 words for them.

Cat Filter.

Posted by: jsg at June 19, 2019 08:45 PM (HvDoD)

60 *tap tap*

Is this fucking thing on?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 08:45 PM (ptqGC)

61 Submitting knowingly false or suspect evidence -- whether historical or to support probable cause -- in a federal court proceeding violates FBI rules and can be a crime under certain circumstances.

John Solomon, commenting on Mueller using evidence he apparently knew was faked.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 08:45 PM (XlbwU)

62
Rep. Ilhan Omar announces bill to end student lunch debt shaming"So, what this bill does is simple, it prohibits the punishment and
shaming of children who are unable to pay school meal fees," Omar, who
has herself been a high-profile target of criticism, said.



Let me guess. The brother fucker is going to want us to pay for lunches for "the poor"

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 08:46 PM (ncMPR)

63 Is there a dog filter?

Posted by: dantesed at June 19, 2019 08:46 PM (88xKn)

64
Breaking:: @RepMarkMeadows preparing referral asking IG to investigate FBI and Mueller's handling of Manafort warrants, contacts with media and reliance on suspect black ledger evidence. Just updated this story.
Posted by: Tami

=====

So we've got:

PREPARATION of a
REFERRAL containing a
REQUEST that someone
INVESTIGATE

Remaining steps:
INVESTIGATION occurs, and
REFERRALS are made to the DOJ, which in turn
INVESTIGATES, and either does or does not charge.

So by my count we're seven steps away from handcuffs, and given the speed with which the wheels of justice turn...

but what the heck, gotta start somewhere.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2019 08:46 PM (6NwO6)

65 Using Muellers own records to prosecute him and his team would be sublime. Getting them convicted would establish Barr as a demigod.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2019 08:44 PM (e0nNm)


Give him the Manafort treatment with special solitary cell enhanced with a rope and meat hook in ceiling.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 19, 2019 08:46 PM (1g7ch)

66
Using Muellers own records to prosecute him and his team would be
sublime. Getting them convicted would establish Barr as a demigod.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2019 08:44 PM (e0nNm)

Give him the Manafort treatment with special solitary cell enhanced with a rope and meat hook in ceiling.



Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 19, 2019 08:46 PM (1g7ch)


THIS. A thousand times THIS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 08:47 PM (ptqGC)

67 The really sad part about this is OUR Government has decided it has no DUTY to protect our Rights.



I will respectfully disagree. Our Government will protect the rights of Democrat Politicans committing crimes, SJWs who feel victimized, blacks who want some sweet reparations, and, of course, any and all muslims.

Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD at June 19, 2019 08:48 PM (Cczdz)

68 I've never heard of a Cat Filter before. When I first read of it, I thought it was an audio effect that made the speakers sound like they were meowing. I don't know how you put cat ears over a person's face in a video.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 08:48 PM (sdi6R)

69 Cat filter is racist, man.

Posted by: Zombie Sammy Davis Jr at June 19, 2019 08:48 PM (UdKB7)

70 Send Mueller to Rikers.

Posted by: dantesed at June 19, 2019 08:48 PM (88xKn)

71 Submitting knowingly false or suspect evidence -- whether historical or to support probable cause -- in a federal court proceeding violates FBI rules and can be a crime under certain circumstances.


This only replies to Republicans.

Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD at June 19, 2019 08:49 PM (Cczdz)

72 62
Let me guess. The brother fucker is going to want us to pay for lunches for "the poor"

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 08:46 PM (ncMPR)


We're already paying for three meals a day in many public schools.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 08:49 PM (sdi6R)

73 I wonder if they have an ass filter.

Posted by: freaked at June 19, 2019 08:49 PM (UdKB7)

74 58 Why doesn't Fox ever consider sending Shep! somewhere where his journOlist talents can benefit us all? Like Pakistan.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 08:44 PM (ptqGC)

I guess because if he went there, he might take a short walk off a tall building, and not of his own volition?

Posted by: Marybeth at June 19, 2019 08:49 PM (4pK1/)

75 Send Mueller to Rikers
==========

wearing little pink cat ears

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 08:50 PM (XlbwU)

76 @ByronYork

New: Now, word of a mysterious third 'scope memo' for Robert Mueller.

The 448-page Mueller report has been public for two months, so it might seem strange that the Justice Department's original instructions to special counsel Robert Mueller, outlining what he was assigned to investigate, are still a secret. But they are. And now, it turns out those instructions were more extensive than previously known. Until now, it was widely understood that there had been two "scope memos" from the DOJ to Mueller. Now, it turns out there was a third, as well.

https://tinyurl.com/y62ck36o
Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 08:44 PM (cF8AT)



Without scope memos released unredacted the Mueller Report is without context.



Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 19, 2019 08:50 PM (1g7ch)

77 18
I thought Cats were OK, it was non working dogs that were Haram.

Posted by: Don QQQ at June 19, 2019 08:34 PM (NgKpN)


Supposedly Mohammad loved cats, which was literally his only good point.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 08:51 PM (sdi6R)

78 Joe Scarborough and his former side piece were beside themselves over Manafort being sent anywhere but Riker's.


They were fucking gleeful over the thought of him in solitary there.


Those two are dark and evil to the core. Whether you like Manafort or not.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 08:51 PM (ptqGC)

79 Supposedly Mohammad loved cats, which was literally his only good point.
Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 08:51 PM (sdi6R)

You consider that a good point?

Posted by: Someguy at June 19, 2019 08:51 PM (mX8Vr)

80 So by my count we're seven steps away from handcuffs, and given the speed with which the wheels of justice turn...


..

That's an overly optimistic view.

Posted by: Ha at June 19, 2019 08:52 PM (MAstk)

81 Seeing Mueller turn on Skankles to save his own ass would be entertaining. I can only hope the feds raid his house during the darkness of the morning and march his ass out in cuffs and skivies.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2019 08:52 PM (e0nNm)

In Venezuela, AKA Future America, People Are Digging Up Bodies to Mine Them for... Riches

The developmentally challenged Ocasio-Cortez will call this Crade-to-Grave Recycling.

Even the dead aren’t safe in Maracaibo, a sweltering, suffering city in Venezuela.

Thieves have broken into some of the vaults and coffins in El Cuadrado cemetery since late last year, stealing ornaments and sometimes items from corpses as the country sinks to new depths of deprivation.

"Starting eight months ago, they even took the gold teeth of the dead," said Jose Antonio Ferrer, who is in charge of the cemetery, where a prominent doctor, a university director and other local luminaries are buried.

...

Ferrer, the man in charge of El Cuadrado cemetery, took over the job from his father after he died, His father, in turn, had inherited the post from his father. The cemetery was founded nearly two centuries ago.

Daily burials used to happen until late afternoon, Ferrer said. But the cemetery now has tightened up on security, only holding burials until noon to deter grave robbers.

More scenes from our exciting socialist future at the link.

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1 First

Posted by: MAGA at June 19, 2019 07:22 PM (I5LRE)

2 TRUMP!

Posted by: MAGA at June 19, 2019 07:22 PM (I5LRE)

3 Woo goo!

Posted by: MAGA at June 19, 2019 07:22 PM (I5LRE)

4 Soylent Green for the win!

Posted by: G marks the spot at June 19, 2019 07:23 PM (r6yPR)

5 Cali in four years

Posted by: MAGA at June 19, 2019 07:23 PM (I5LRE)

6 Future America sounds greatttt.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:23 PM (JziUy)

7 If my kids were starving, I'd consider robbing the dead too. How about it Bernie? Is socialism still a good thing? Or has it not been tried yet?

Posted by: pep at June 19, 2019 07:24 PM (T6t7i)

8 Others fetched

Posted by: G marks the spot at June 19, 2019 07:24 PM (r6yPR)

9 You can't take it with you.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 19, 2019 07:24 PM (1g7ch)

10 Grave robbing has been a traditionally under-served sector of the economy...

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:24 PM (JziUy)

11 Necrophilia is next.

Posted by: ALH at June 19, 2019 07:25 PM (htgmn)

12

Could be worse.

Could be raining.

Posted by: Eyegore at June 19, 2019 07:26 PM (aKsyK)

13 Grave robbing socialist

There said it

Posted by: Yo! at June 19, 2019 07:26 PM (1XAal)

14 Given the ornate aspect of Catholic Churches, even in poor neighborhoods, I suspect they are not spared from looting.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 19, 2019 07:26 PM (ujg0T)

15 /looks around nervously for Cannibal Bob

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 07:27 PM (NgKpN)

16 growth industry!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 19, 2019 07:27 PM (sy5kK)

17 >>Starting eight months ago, they even took the gold teeth of the dead

It's not like they were using them.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 07:27 PM (PxX58)

18 The book 1984 does not end like this ....

Posted by: Yo! at June 19, 2019 07:27 PM (1XAal)

19 This is tragic. Venezuelan society is broken, perhaps irrevocably. I don't know how they can come back from this and be a normal, healthy society again.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 07:27 PM (sdi6R)

20 Trump and his leased backhoe have been spotted and are responsible...vote Biden!

Posted by: David Fwench at June 19, 2019 07:28 PM (yhf6w)

21

It's the Green New Deal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2019 07:28 PM (aKsyK)

22 I was I the only one waiting for the punchline
Food?

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 07:28 PM (BbGew)

23 Leo pinche muertos pueblos.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2019 07:28 PM (nDe2U)

24 Muduro is supposed selling gold reserve in Africa

What is he getting in return?

Posted by: Yo! at June 19, 2019 07:29 PM (1XAal)

25
Ace didn't include the Bring Out Yer Dead clip with this poat?

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 07:29 PM (5TrFX)

26 19 This is tragic. Venezuelan society is broken, perhaps irrevocably. I don't know how they can come back from this and be a normal, healthy society again.
Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 07:27 PM (sdi6R)



If they get their own Franco or Pinochet, then can do it in a few decades.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 19, 2019 07:29 PM (ujg0T)

27 Sean Penn and Danny Glover not available for comment.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 19, 2019 07:29 PM (sy5kK)

28
Chopping up babies for parts, pulling gold teeth from corpses, what's the diff?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2019 07:29 PM (Wx/+I)

29 Someone really should've asked Danny Glover about this today during his "expert" (?) testimony on reparations.
He wouldn't shut up about how great Venezuela was for years and then.......silence.

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 19, 2019 07:29 PM (f8ilN)

30
AOC will come out strongly in favor of these disinternment camp practices.

"Money is money!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2019 07:30 PM (rpZ5G)

31 This wouldn't happen if the corpses had been recycled for phosphates.

Posted by: Mustafa Mons at June 19, 2019 07:30 PM (mOcZx)

32 who has gold teeth?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:30 PM (JziUy)

33 Yeah, but socialism good.... representational democracy bad. These people are idiots. Yet they are enabled by our lame stream media.

We must crush them and salt the earth where they stood. No other way out.

I hate the dims.

Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at June 19, 2019 07:30 PM (QCjzR)

34 Makes cannibalism sound reasonable doesn't it? But hell... no butter, rub, or Worcestershire. Fucking primitive man.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:30 PM (OX6sG)

35 Daily burials used to happen until late afternoon, Ferrer said. But the cemetery now has tightened up on security, only holding burials until noon to deter grave robbers.



So, grave robbers in Venezuela don't wake up until after noon?

Those lazy little bastards.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 19, 2019 07:31 PM (sy5kK)

36 Long pig!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 07:31 PM (oVJmc)

37 who has gold teeth?
Posted by: Keto not Beto

Nobody.

Gold teef, yes.

Posted by: Miklos at leisure at June 19, 2019 07:31 PM (QzkSJ)

38 It's Capitalism that's in the late stages. Sure.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 07:31 PM (oVJmc)

39 How do you say Soylent Green in Venezualan?

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 07:32 PM (NgKpN)

40 They also COULD be looking for love...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp8mAcEHWzI

(On a MUCH more serious note, in response to #19: look at countries that experienced such man-made trauma. Is there a country you can think of in that category that becomes normal and healthy again? I can only think of Poland but it had such a powerful civil society that it made that tormented country extraordinarily resilient.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2019 07:32 PM (mEn6y)

41
Your Glorious Future

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2019 07:32 PM (Wx/+I)

42 A true conservative robbing graves? You bet, and here is why...

Posted by: David Fwench at June 19, 2019 07:32 PM (yhf6w)

43 How does robbing the dead put food in your belly or medicine on your wounds if there isn't any food or medicine?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2019 07:32 PM (e0nNm)

44 Taking gold teeth from corpses isn't a bad idea, think of the toothless zombies when the apocalypse comes.

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 07:32 PM (BbGew)

45 North Korea.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (oVJmc)

46 How many teeth does anyone really need?

Posted by: Bernie, at one of his dachas at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (QzkSJ)

47 "Dr. Frankenstein, please pick up the white phone, Dr. F. Frankenstein to the white phone, please..."

Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (32YRo)

48 Newton thought that the "ancients" had already
developed some of the stuff he was working on, like calculus and that it
had just been lost.


---

I've just started learning about that. Crazy jealous and secretive,
but convinced other people centuries had already come up with his work.

Also interesting that he likely spent much more time trying to
interpret signs and numerology in Revelations than gravity, light, etc.


Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk?
=============
I saw a documentary about English housing throughout the centuries and at a house that was originally built for Newton they later found a sort of 17th-18th century voodoo doll meant to scare off evil spirits that was the sort of thing that the homeowner placed and not, say, a scullery-maid. Alchemist too besides heretic.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (Dh1wo)

49 Verde Soylent

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (nDe2U)

50
Someone really should've asked Danny Glover about this today during his "expert" (?) testimony on reparations.
He wouldn't shut up about how great Venezuela was for years and then.......silence.
Posted by: Ktgreat


He'd no doubt blame their problems on the CIA.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (aKsyK)

51 Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Posted by: Senor Thenardiez at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (ZnyQL)

52 Soylent Green proposed as a solution in 3, 2,.........

Posted by: East Bay Jay at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (Lg/Uq)

53 Who was the actor twit who said criticism of Chavez should be illegal?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (JgA4k)

54 How does robbing the dead put food in your belly


8o

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (oVJmc)

55 This is detestable!!!

Signed,
Abby Normal

Posted by: Orson at June 19, 2019 07:34 PM (boaxk)

56 er, 8-0

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 07:34 PM (oVJmc)

57 Okay, nevermind.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 07:34 PM (oVJmc)

58 39 How do you say Soylent Green in Venezualan?
Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 07:32 PM (NgKpN)



Soja Verde

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 19, 2019 07:34 PM (ujg0T)

59 We need Sean Penn armed with a dixie cup to defend these cemeteries.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:34 PM (JziUy)

60 In Venezuelan America, the dead rob you.

Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (oFcdC)

61 It is unwise to disturb the resting places of the dead.

Posted by: Owen Zastava Pitt at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (0DpH3)

62 It seems to be a grave situation, but there is a certain balance, a symmetry if you will. Of corpse, some people won't see it that way. Tomb many sad stories after all.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (mvenn)

63 I'm not getting the problem. It's not like they were using the gold teeth.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (OX6sG)

64 How does robbing the dead put food in your belly or medicine on your wounds if there isn't any food or medicine?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

There's plenty of food to be had on the markets of color. It's just ungodly expensive.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (mOcZx)

65
He'd no doubt blame their problems on the CIA.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (aKsyK)


I have been told that the US cannot tolerate a successful socialist nation, so we destroyed Venezuela.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (Wx/+I)

66 Willowed:

Who the hell pays $300 for a COOLER?????
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:16 PM (YTwfq)


there are YETI knock-offs out there for half the price.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 19, 2019 07:17 PM (sy5kK)

But they're still selling them. My point is what kind of nut does that??
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:29 PM (YTwfq)

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (YTwfq)

67 Shouldn't Danny Glover being paying reparations to those that paid to watch his movies? Seems like that would keep one busy but no..........

Posted by: East Bay Jay at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (Lg/Uq)

68 Sorta lends a fresh perspective to their celebration "The Day of the Dead."


Do they, like, have a race inside the cemeteries that day to see who can come back with the most gold teeth?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (HaL55)

69 61 It is unwise to disturb the resting places of the dead.
Posted by: Owen Zastava Pitt at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (0DpH3)

I'll say.

Posted by: Rick O'connel at June 19, 2019 07:36 PM (NgKpN)

70 who has gold teeth?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:30 PM (JziUy)
.......

apparently dead people. And rappers.
*eyes cemetery*

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 07:36 PM (v0R5T)

71 Gotta wonder if workers at crematoriums don't pry a gold tooth out once in a while.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 07:36 PM (yL25O)

72 Thieves have broken into some of the vaults and coffins in El Cuadrado cemetery since late last year, stealing ornaments and sometimes items from corpses as the country sinks to new depths of deprivation.

This is straight out of the first chapter of A Tale of Two Cities. It's good of socialists to bring back the classics.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 07:36 PM (h2Bdk)

73 Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (mOcZx)

Seems like if that were the case, a whole lotta people would be overrunning those places like zombies in the apocalypse

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2019 07:37 PM (e0nNm)

74 7 If my kids were starving, I'd consider robbing the dead too. How about it Bernie? Is socialism still a good thing? Or has it not been tried yet?
Posted by: pep at June 19, 2019 07:24 PM (T6t7i)


It's not real socialism. It never is.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 07:37 PM (h2Bdk)

75 As long as we never give up our guns the USA will never go to Venezuela status.


And that my friends is why all the demosocialists are for taking guns away from legal, law abiding citizens.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 07:37 PM (pw+jk)

76 According to my Messican brother in law, just add an O to the end of every word, and throw in an el just for good measure:

el solyento greeno.

He's my favorite BiL, BTW.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 19, 2019 07:37 PM (xPJvm)

77 But they're still selling them. My point is what kind of nut does that??
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:29 PM (YTwfq)


....

What if I told you they're not only $300, but weigh 175 pounds?

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 07:37 PM (yL25O)

78

You might find an unclaimed winning lottery ticket.

Posted by: Mr. Sardonicus at June 19, 2019 07:37 PM (aKsyK)

79 Those teeth were out of that mouth before the body ever hit a casket.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 07:37 PM (AtaaG)

80 I've just started learning about that. Crazy jealous and secretive,
but convinced other people centuries had already come up with his work.

Also interesting that he likely spent much more time trying to
interpret signs and numerology in Revelations than gravity, light, etc.



Absolutely fascinating stuff to read about. He was a real prick and a nutball, but of course he did great work. Imagine if he hadn't been a loonytune about "the ancients"---I forget the word used for that dead philosophy, the one where they thought the 'ancients' knew all things.

I never did completely understand why Voltaire went balls to the wall to protect his work over Leibnez's but I think it was becasue Leibnez was more convinced of the existence of God as creator of the universe ad Voltaire was being Voltaire.

Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:37 PM (nRWPy)

81 68 Sorta lends a fresh perspective to their celebration "The Day of the Dead."

Do they, like, have a race inside the cemeteries that day to see who can come back with the most gold teeth?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (HaL55)



Isn't that just in Mexico?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 19, 2019 07:37 PM (ujg0T)

82 I'm sure that Elizabeth Warren can explain this all to us, she being the reasonable, compromise candidate that the Democrats are telling us she is.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 19, 2019 07:37 PM (sy5kK)

83 Who knew that socialism would fine until they run out of other people's CORPSES?

Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 07:38 PM (32YRo)

84 39 How do you say Soylent Green in Venezualan?

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 07:32 PM (NgKpN)
..........


Gatos y perros?

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 07:38 PM (v0R5T)

85 Who stole the corpse of Joe Biden out of his crypt?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 19, 2019 07:38 PM (JgA4k)

86 Could be worse.

Could be raining.
Posted by: Eyegore at June 19, 2019 07:26 PM

Threadwinner.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 19, 2019 07:38 PM (6yUhx)

87 Mine.

Posted by: Citizens of Venezuela at June 19, 2019 07:39 PM (DuZls)

88 But...but...they just aren't digging up the bodies right!

Posted by: Little Lupe at June 19, 2019 07:39 PM (EgshT)

89 Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (YTwfq)

There's no need for such a cooler for a day at the beach, or fishing on your favorite pond. Their value is with outfitters who spend days and even weeks in the woods, like for elk hunting, or week-long river trips, that kind of thing. They truly do keep your provisions cold or frozen for that long, and it's worth the money in those situations.

Posted by: April at June 19, 2019 07:39 PM (OX9vb)

90 Comrades, believe not the lies of the capitalist pigs. Venezuela is a worker's paradise where the streets are paved with gold and everyone has free health care.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 07:40 PM (FiUMj)

91 79
Those teeth were out of that mouth before the body ever hit a casket.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 07:37 PM (AtaaG)

Silver has hit an all time high! The stock market is at its peak! Don't get caught in the crash! Gold is a bargain!

Posted by: Guy with a bucket of gold teeth at June 19, 2019 07:40 PM (OX6sG)

92 my gaywad phone just informed me there's a DNC debate. this soon, what?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:40 PM (JziUy)

93
You didn't dig that grave.
Some else dug it for you.

Posted by: Any Dem Candidate at June 19, 2019 07:40 PM (t6XCL)

94 How do you say Soylent Green in Venezualan?

Posted by: Don Q

Le Gente

Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 07:40 PM (32YRo)

95 el solyento greeno.
......

Ah. Ahora entiendo.

Posted by: Manuel Labor at June 19, 2019 07:41 PM (v0R5T)

96 Am I the only one who is having trouble visualizing where and how sexbots fit in future America?

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 07:41 PM (xTFXi)

97 This sounds like a cry for Zorro: The Gay Blade!

Posted by: Fritz at June 19, 2019 07:41 PM (kLDv+)

98 It's nice that in AOC's future america that they corpse's will be stripped just like in the border concentration camps. Everything comes full circle.

Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:41 PM (nRWPy)

99 Who the hell pays $300 for a COOLER?????
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:16 PM (YTwfq)


there are YETI knock-offs out there for half the price.

-------------------

yeah, another asshole company on the enemies list

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:41 PM (JziUy)

100 Who knew that socialism would fine until they run out of other people's CORPSES?
Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 07:38 PM (32YRo)
---
Economy is all about scarcity. Resources are subject to scarcity. When corpses become a resource, their dynamics don't diverge that far from money.

The main difference between money and raidable corpses is liquidity.

Posted by: Citizens of Venezuela at June 19, 2019 07:41 PM (DuZls)

101 96
Am I the only one who is having trouble visualizing where and how sexbots fit in future America?

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 07:41 PM (xTFXi)

Yes.

Posted by: Guy with a bucket of gold teeth at June 19, 2019 07:41 PM (OX6sG)

102 damn. of bucket a teeth!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:42 PM (OX6sG)

103 The main difference between money and raidable corpses is liquidity.
Posted by: Citizens of Venezuela at June 19, 2019 07:41 PM (DuZls)


Give 'em a few months.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 07:42 PM (t+qrx)

104
This sounds like a cry for Zorro: The Gay Blade!
Posted by: Fritz


That's Gillette's new razor.

Posted by: Mr. Sardonicus at June 19, 2019 07:42 PM (aKsyK)

105 With proper reeducation and some piano wire, the grave robbing will cease.

Posted by: Little Lupe at June 19, 2019 07:42 PM (EgshT)

106 They'll be doing this soon in California.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 19, 2019 07:42 PM (4e+hS)

107 It's nice that in AOC's future america that they corpse's will be stripped just like in the border concentration camps. Everything comes full circle.

Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:41 PM (nRWPy)
---
In Russia, we stripped them *before* the mass graves.

Soviet know-how!

Posted by: Joseph Stalin at June 19, 2019 07:42 PM (DuZls)

108 $300 cooler? Meh

Posted by: $1200 Versace T-Shirt at June 19, 2019 07:42 PM (FiUMj)

109 >>There's no need for such a cooler for a day at the beach, or fishing on your favorite pond. Their value is with outfitters who spend days and even weeks in the woods, like for elk hunting, or week-long river trips, that kind of thing. They truly do keep your provisions cold or frozen for that long, and it's worth the money in those situations.

My buddy has one of the monster units. We take it tuna fishing cause it holds a lot of fish and keeps it cold.

We also take it to the Keys and set it up next to the pool. Thing will hold ice and keep drinks cold for 3 days in the blazing sun.

Expensive but they do work.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 07:42 PM (PxX58)

110 Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM

*groan*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 19, 2019 07:42 PM (6yUhx)

111 The main difference between money and raidable corpses is liquidity.

Posted by: Citizens of Venezuela

So, should I short dead people? Or go long on that investment - asking for a comrade...

Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 07:43 PM (32YRo)

112 Dentistas oros, putas!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2019 07:43 PM (nDe2U)

113 Venezualans voted for that government and then let it metastasize into what it was before it collapsed. They got the government they deserved good and hard. It's a damn shame they have to suffer for it and I sure hope they learn from it. They damn sure didn't learn from history.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2019 07:43 PM (e0nNm)

114 I put my beer in my nephew's Yeti cooler on Thursday before memorial day weekend under his river house and in easy reach of the water. It was still iced on tuesday.

Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:43 PM (nRWPy)

115 My buddy has one of the monster units.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 07:42 PM

Go on...

Posted by: Shep! at June 19, 2019 07:43 PM (6yUhx)

116 We also take it to the Keys and set it up next to
the pool. Thing will hold ice and keep drinks cold for 3 days in the
blazing sun.



Expensive but they do work.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 07:42 PM (PxX5

gees. how long does it take you guys to drink whats in there?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:44 PM (OX6sG)

117
Wealth redistribootion.

Posted by: HBO Crypt Keeper at June 19, 2019 07:44 PM (t6XCL)

118 Am I the only one who is having trouble visualizing where and how sexbots fit in future America?
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today

They're sexy and they help you dig. Just remember to take a power washer to the nethers after a night of "treasure hunting".

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 19, 2019 07:44 PM (mOcZx)

119 Socialism, week one - you barbecue your dog, because you've run out of food
Week two: you eat your dog raw, because you've run out of fuel

Posted by: annem at June 19, 2019 07:44 PM (Fm81C)

120 But the cemetery now has tightened up on security, only holding burials until noon to deter grave robbers.


*******


Gives the concrete a chance to set up before dark?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 07:44 PM (mvenn)

121 People who complain about $300 coolers probably also complain about $25,000 ostrich suits.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:45 PM (JziUy)

122 86 Could be worse.

Could be raining.
Posted by: Eyegore at June 19, 2019 07:26 PM

Threadwinner.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 19, 2019 07:38 PM (6yUhx)

...

Seconded.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 07:45 PM (yL25O)

123 Obligatory, pretty much...

Steely Dan's Your Gold Teeth II

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMOjv-VVxAY

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 19, 2019 07:45 PM (HaL55)

124 The main difference between money and raidable corpses is liquidity.

Posted by: Citizens of Venezuela

Depends on the stage of decomposition, I suppose.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 19, 2019 07:45 PM (6yUhx)

125 People who complain about $300 coolers probably also complain about $25,000 ostrich suits.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:45 PM (JziUy)
---
I know!

Posted by: Elton John at June 19, 2019 07:46 PM (DuZls)

126 JS, going to show on Saturday?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 19, 2019 07:46 PM (PUmDY)

127 121
People who complain about $300 coolers probably also complain about $25,000 ostrich suits.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:45 PM (JziUy)

Now thats just ridiculous. Its fucking ostrich. can't put a price on that baby.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:46 PM (OX6sG)

128 Venezuela: where the living envy the dead, and eat them.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2019 07:46 PM (yQpMk)

129 114 I put my beer in my nephew's Yeti cooler on Thursday before memorial day weekend under his river house and in easy reach of the water. It was still iced on tuesday.
Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:43 PM (nRWPy)

Love this 'ette.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 07:46 PM (xTFXi)

130 $25,000 ostrich suits.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:45 PM (JziUy)

I know a place where you can rent one of those for 20 bucks a day. A furry told me.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 19, 2019 07:46 PM (xPJvm)

131 that dead philosophy, the one where they thought the 'ancients' knew all things.

--------
Alienology!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 07:46 PM (Dh1wo)

132 But at least they got free flat screen tv's.
When there were flat screen tv's to confiscate.
At which point, stores stopped carrying them for some reason.

Posted by: rayj at June 19, 2019 07:47 PM (pI/IV)

133 DNC debate is next week I think.

I have written often Venezuela deserves all they can get from their socialism government. Watch what you vote for.

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 07:47 PM (BbGew)

134 120 But the cemetery now has tightened up on security, only holding burials until noon to deter grave robbers.


*******


Gives the concrete a chance to set up before dark?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 07:44 PM (mvenn)

....

If they just use slaked lime, it has the fun side effect of being scalding hot before it sets. They could work all day then, and the corpse would be nice and warm all evening.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 07:47 PM (yL25O)

135 Time for tequila. be right back.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:47 PM (OX6sG)

136 74
It's not real socialism. It never is.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 07:37 PM (h2Bdk)


Socialism would work fine if not for all those capitalist wreckers and saboteurs.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 07:48 PM (sdi6R)

137 I once knew a South Korean girl who swore that in the North, when a person died, the family would hold the body in their house for 3 days -- so it would start to decompose -- before burial. Meant to ward off others from digging up the corpse later, for a meal.
Venezuela isnt there yet, I guess. Soon.

Posted by: Revenant at June 19, 2019 07:48 PM (bD2Jh)

138 >>gees. how long does it take you guys to drink whats in there?

Depends how hot it is.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 07:48 PM (PxX58)

139 Socialism, week one - you barbecue your dog, because you've run out of food
Week two: you eat your dog raw, because you've run out of fuel

Posted by: annem at June 19, 2019 07:44 PM (Fm81C)
..........


Sooner or later, you run out of other people's dogs.

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 07:48 PM (v0R5T)

140 DNC debate is next week I think.

It's not a debate. It's a spelling bee.

Posted by: Little Lupe at June 19, 2019 07:48 PM (EgshT)

141 I used to go to Mike Martin baseball camps as a kid. Dang he is old and still managing.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 07:49 PM (xTFXi)

142 McCaullife on CNN.

He has a face thirsty for fists.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2019 07:49 PM (nDe2U)

143 Let's see. People have an excess of time and a shortage of gold (teeth). So they trade the time for procurement of what they can scavenge.

The dead have an excess of possessions and a shortage of occasions to use them.


Trade.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 07:49 PM (DuZls)

144
I make myself small like a doll.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 07:49 PM (5TrFX)

145 >>JS, going to show on Saturday

Trying to talk a friend into going but not likely.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 07:49 PM (PxX58)

146 I once knew a South Korean girl who swore that in the North, when a person died, the family would hold the body in their house for 3 days -- so it would start to decompose -- before burial. Meant to ward off others from digging up the corpse later, for a meal.


Last guy dies fat.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 07:49 PM (oVJmc)

147 rich in assets , yet can't pull themselves together. it's weird.

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 07:50 PM (r/xAU)

148 Some lib was arguing on the Federalist article about concentration camps that it wasn't socialism that produced the concentration camps, it was the PEOPLE who were running the socialist countries. Bad people man, not bad economic structure.


I offered my opinion about his understanding of how socialism has to work.

But it just occurred to me that libs always argue that it was religion that caused war not the people who ran the countries, cults, tribes that went to war.


So which is it? Is it that men are flawed or that specific men are flawed? Because if men are flawed, not just specific men then socialism can't work. If it's only specific men how outrageously coincidental it is that only the bad ones rose to power in nazi germany, cuba, the entire soviet empire, china, laos, cambodia, venezuela.....

Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:50 PM (nRWPy)

149 McCaullife on CNN.

He has a face thirsty for fists.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2019 07:49 PM (nDe2U)

Yeah, he's got that "No fucking way is this guy NOT an asshole face."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 19, 2019 07:50 PM (xPJvm)

150 So North Koreans will eat a 2 day old corpse??


The things you learn right here at AOS!!

Posted by: Yo! at June 19, 2019 07:50 PM (1XAal)

151 Venezuela has proactive rat abatement.

LA should take note.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 07:50 PM (AtaaG)

152 Socialism would work fine if not for all those capitalist wreckers and saboteurs.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 07:48 PM (sdi6R)
---
And fuckin' reality!

Posted by: Honest Socialist at June 19, 2019 07:50 PM (DuZls)

153
Contact My Attorneys, Burke & Hare - a limerick

A vicious grave robber named Walt
Engaged in post-mortem assault
When the authorities came he
Said, "Hey guys, don't blame me.
After all, it isn't my vault!!"

Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 07:50 PM (mvenn)

154 I think Dies-Fat is a Hawaiian name.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 07:51 PM (Dh1wo)

155 135 Time for tequila. be right back.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:47 PM (OX6sG)

-------------

*Holds glass under USB port*

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (gC2IV)

156 Does this taste funny to you?

Posted by: Two Guys in the Clown Cemetary at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (oVJmc)

157 If only they had "Democratic" Socialism. Then all would be well. I blame America and the avarice of its white people for keeping all the Democrats for themselves.

- Bernie Ocasio-Cortez

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (/Njku)

158 How do leftists...not know?

I mean it is possible to be theoretically stupid about something, say believing, like a child, that a man could fly if he just flapped his arms fast enough. I mean, I get being stupid in theory, where all you are doing is sitting around the faculty lounge taking a bong hit.

What is baffling is being stupid in fact. Venezuela is happening now. You can see it. Its not a mystery. People predicted this would happen and it did. they did all the things you want to do, the way you want to do them, and the end result was poverty and ruin. Go. Fly down there and have a look.

Its like AFTER I jumped off a building, flapping my arms furiously, and after I hit the ground, and after I was taken to the hospital, I still believe I can fly if I just flap a little harder....your theory is wrong. tragically, catastrophically wrong. Not just wrong in theory, provably and demonstrably wrong.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (VPvxh)

159 I ain't batin' to no rat!

Posted by: Frito at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (0DpH3)

160 I think Dies-Fat is a Hawaiian name.

That's my bro.

Posted by: Deez-Nutz at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (EgshT)

161 Muldoon, you're crazy good.

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (r/xAU)

162 JS, you should go anyway. Would you recommend buying a train ticket to nyc in advance the day after?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (PUmDY)

163 This is precisely why I want to be mulched when I go.

Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (MVjcR)

164 Bob, you drink that you might not see the sunrise!

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 07:53 PM (r/xAU)

165 147 rich in assets , yet can't pull themselves together. it's weird.
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 07:50 PM (r/xAU)

...

Saudi Arabia was at least smart enough to hire people smart enough to do the work for them.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 07:53 PM (yL25O)

166 Time for tequila. be right back.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
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*Holds glass under USB port*
Posted by: Duke Lowell


I think tequila is a Firewire thing.

Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2019 07:53 PM (P1f+c)

167 >> JS, you should go anyway. Would you recommend buying a train ticket to nyc in advance the day after?

I would to be safe. It's not usually a problem but you never know in the summer.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 07:53 PM (PxX58)

168 I believe it was Margaret Thatcher who said, "The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people's teeth."

Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 07:54 PM (mvenn)

169 weasel, spouse and I are doing cremation against family wishes.

i'm wondering after reading this if we should do it diy style!

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 07:54 PM (r/xAU)

170 The average 29 year old has lots of precious metals in them, these days.
Take myself, for instance, knees, a hip.
Parts is parts.

Posted by: navybrat, another fine mess at June 19, 2019 07:54 PM (w7KSn)

171 JS, thanks.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 19, 2019 07:54 PM (PUmDY)

172 Muldoon, you're crazy good.
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (r/xAU)

His limerick a day site is what I open first in the morning while the coffee is brewing. A National treasure he is.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 19, 2019 07:54 PM (xPJvm)

173
Danny Glover, the intellectual powerhouse who proclaimed that the Haitian earthquake so beloved of the Clinton Crime Family was "caused by global climate change"? (He may have said AGW, for all I can recall.)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2019 07:54 PM (pNxlR)

174 So North Koreans will eat a 2 day old dry aged corpse??

Posted by: Yo! at June 19, 2019 07:50 PM

FIFY.

Posted by: Tattooed hipster chefs everywhere at June 19, 2019 07:54 PM (6yUhx)

175 That umpire has a large zone.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 07:55 PM (xTFXi)

176 156 Does this taste funny to you?
Posted by: Two Guys in the Clown Cemetary at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (oVJmc)

...

LOL

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 07:55 PM (yL25O)

177 Danny Glover, the intellectual powerhouse who proclaimed that the Haitian earthquake so beloved of the Clinton Crime Family was "caused by global climate change"? (He may have said AGW, for all I can recall.)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2019 07:54 PM (pNxlR)
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AGW. What can't it do?

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 07:55 PM (DuZls)

178 How do leftists...not know?

----

you met them, right?

Their racism against other whites makes them assume you're babblin' bout muh jesus n shit when you talk facts.

Plus, jon stewart and co. corrupted 2+ generations of kids, teaching them a smirk is replacement for thinking.

Plus, you add in that tan folks don't have agency, that therefore they're needed to save the world, all mistakes are probably caused by those evil, other white folks.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:55 PM (JziUy)

179 TexasDan I believe Venezuela did that for a time until they stole the companies and tried to do it themselves.

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 07:55 PM (r/xAU)

180 Don't the koreans bury eggs for 100 years dig them up and eat them? How different can it be?

Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:55 PM (nRWPy)

181 >>weasel, spouse and I are doing cremation against family wishes.

>>i'm wondering after reading this if we should do it diy style!

My ex offered to do it for me but she got all huffy when I insisted she wait till I was dead.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 07:55 PM (PxX58)

182 Weasel, We have procured a mechanical clay pigeon thrower for the MoMe. There will now be 3 separate ranges.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (AtaaG)

183 113 Venezualans voted for that government and then let it metastasize into what it was before it collapsed. They got the government they deserved good and hard. It's a damn shame they have to suffer for it and I sure hope they learn from it. They damn sure didn't learn from history.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2019 07:43 PM (e0nNm)



I think Margarita De Ville has said that the early elections with Chavez were pretty close and almost half of the people did not vote for him. But they are just as screwed as the ones who did.

From what I've heard, the poor thought Chavez was their savior. They were all like, "Let's stick it to the middle class. Fuck those people." You know, kind of like Obama voters.

This is also a clear illustration of why democracy is not a desirable form of government. 51% can vote to confiscate the wealth of the other 49%.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (sdi6R)

184 *Holds glass under USB port*

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (gC2IV)

*pours*
hope you like blanco Duke.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (OX6sG)

185 This is precisely why I want to be mulched when I go.
Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (MVjcR)

I want to be encased in a clear plastic block, upright, in a growly pose, like a bear.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (xPJvm)

186 So which is it? Is it that men are flawed or that specific men are flawed?

Posted by: dagny

Well death camps are only as good as the men that run them...

Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (32YRo)

187 This is precisely why I want to be mulched when I go.


Five fathoms of chain and over the side at dawn.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (yQpMk)

188 Next week is going to be awesome!

Cheering Trumster deporting millions and the tears on CNN

Posted by: Yo! at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (1XAal)

189 I don't know. The taste varies from person to person.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (Dh1wo)

190 164
Bob, you drink that you might not see the sunrise!

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 07:53 PM (r/xAU)

Willow!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:57 PM (OX6sG)

191 And that my friends is why all the demosocialists are for taking guns away from legal, law abiding citizens.


I have explained to several liberal friends that the second amendment is not about protecting yourself from criminals, but it is about protecting yourself from a tyrannical government. They seem to understand.

Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD at June 19, 2019 07:57 PM (Cczdz)

192 Plus, you add in that tan folks don't have agency, that therefore they're needed to save the world, all mistakes are probably caused by those evil, other white folks.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:55 PM (JziUy)
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Plus, they covet like hell. They want other people's things. So, of course, it can all work out.

Wishing to fly just doesn't have the same hook.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 07:57 PM (DuZls)

193 I think Dies-Fat is a Hawaiian name.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 07:51 PM (Dh1wo)
..........

Soylent Green is Spam.

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 07:57 PM (v0R5T)

194 omg Jackstraw, I guess she was forward thinking?

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 07:57 PM (r/xAU)

195 182 Weasel, We have procured a mechanical clay pigeon thrower for the MoMe. There will now be 3 separate ranges.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (AtaaG)
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Sweet!

Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2019 07:57 PM (MVjcR)

196 If you ever wanted to know what happens when you put a corrupt, illiterate bus driver in charge of an entire modern economy, now you don't have to wonder.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2019 07:58 PM (Mouru)

197 Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 07:55 PM (JziUy)



All they hear is "Gonna get free shit!"


Hell, I even notice that catholics who don't bother to go to church show up for ashes on Ash wednesday, because it's like they're getting a free service. Yeah, dude that smear of burned palm leaves is super valuable. But people will do all kinds of things to get free shit, even if it makes zero sense.

Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:58 PM (nRWPy)

198 shuddering at the smell of tequila.

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 07:58 PM (r/xAU)

199 170 The average 29 year old has lots of precious metals in them, these days.
Take myself, for instance, knees, a hip.
Parts is parts.
Posted by: navybrat, another fine mess at June 19, 2019 07:54 PM (w7KSn)

...

Titanium, maybe, and stainless steel. While expensive, I'm not sure how fungible titanium would be in Venezuela.

Fun fact: you have to cast titanium in a vacuum. Cannot be melted in air, or it burns. I'm going to theorize there are exactly zero places in Venezuela that can cast titanium.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 07:58 PM (yL25O)

200 There's no need for such a cooler for a day at the beach, or fishing on your favorite pond. Their value is with outfitters who spend days and even weeks in the woods, like for elk hunting, or week-long river trips, that kind of thing. They truly do keep your provisions cold or frozen for that long, and it's worth the money in those situations.
Posted by: April at June 19, 2019 07:39 PM (OX9vb)

That I can see. But what percentage of your average sporting goods store crowd is that? Can't be much.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:58 PM (YTwfq)

201
Bernie, at one of his dachas


If Da Bern is the Dim nominee, Trump needs to hammer him for him many dachas -- and use just that word -- and yet he claims to be the True Socialist Man.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (pNxlR)

202 Its like AFTER I jumped off a building, flapping my arms furiously, and after I hit the ground, and after I was taken to the hospital, I still believe I can fly if I just flap a little harder....your theory is wrong. tragically, catastrophically wrong. Not just wrong in theory, provably and demonstrably wrong.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (VPvxh)

According to the left, it didn't work because you didn't have the right arms.

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (NgKpN)

203 > This is precisely why I want to be mulched when I go.


Five fathoms of chain and over the side at dawn.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (yQpMk)


My remains are to be scattered from an aircraft in flight. No cremation.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (t+qrx)

204 If you ever wanted to know what happens when you put a corrupt, illiterate bus driver in charge of an entire modern economy, now you don't have to wonder.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2019 07:58 PM (Mouru)
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Ralph and his get-rich-quick schemes!

Posted by: Alice at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (DuZls)

205 195
182 Weasel, We have procured a mechanical clay pigeon thrower for the MoMe. There will now be 3 separate ranges.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (AtaaG)

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Sweet!

Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2019 07:57 PM (MVjcR)

ooooh maaaan....I gotta invest in Heidi Acres.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (OX6sG)

206 Dude, we have our lawyers on speed-dial!

Posted by: The Ancient Egyptians at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (HOXd0)

207 "#148 So which is it? Is it that men are flawed or that specific men are flawed? Because if men are flawed, not just specific men then socialism can't work. If it's only specific men how outrageously coincidental it is that only the bad ones rose to power in nazi germany, cuba, the entire soviet empire, china, laos, cambodia, venezuela....."

Well, it all starts well. Seriously - many of the early rulers in socialist countries don't see like bad guys. But inevitably the most ruthless rats gain power. And once the biggest rats have dominion, and the government controls everything without limit, that is the end of things.

As soon as you allow for the possibility of unchecked power by any government system, you end up in a disaster.

Socialism - always just one bad apple from the gulag.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (VPvxh)

208 51% can vote to confiscate the wealth of the other 49%.

Posted by: rick

The point is they always do...there are no incentives for them not to. Likewise, Socialism isn't just some bad dudes operating a good system wrongly - there is zero incentive for them to behave morally, every f-ing time.

Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 08:00 PM (32YRo)

209 185 This is precisely why I want to be mulched when I go.
Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (MVjcR)

I want to be encased in a clear plastic block, upright, in a growly pose, like a bear.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (xPJvm)
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Like Gort encased in a block of KL93?

Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2019 08:00 PM (MVjcR)

210 Am I the only one who is having trouble visualizing where and how sexbots fit in future America?
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 07:41 PM (xTFXi)

Have you spent much time around the average single female lately?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 08:00 PM (YTwfq)

211 Communist city councils and legislatures across the country are banning single family homes. Only apartments allowed from now on comrades.

NYT article.....coming soon to a city or state near you.

https://tinyurl.com/y4esp6vt

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 08:00 PM (FiUMj)

212 BenHad sure knows how to throw a party.

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:00 PM (r/xAU)

213 158 How do leftists...not know?

I mean it is possible to be theoretically stupid about something, say believing, like a child, that a man could fly if he just flapped his arms fast enough. I mean, I get being stupid in theory, where all you are doing is sitting around the faculty lounge taking a bong hit.

What is baffling is being stupid in fact.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (VPvxh)


What you have to realize is people who reject religion tend to embrace it in a different form. The reason leftists have endless excuses for socialism is they're not looking at it in the cold, harsh light of reality. They worship the idea of scientific management the perfectibility of man.

When you compare the reality of capitalism with the utopian vision of socialism, of course reality will always come up a little short.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 08:00 PM (h2Bdk)

214 My remains are to be scattered from an aircraft in flight. No cremation.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (t+qrx)

as God is my witness I thought hogs remains could fly!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 08:00 PM (OX6sG)

215 198 shuddering at the smell of tequila.
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 07:58 PM (r/xAU)

...

You've had a lot of bad tequila then.

Resposado and anejo tequilas are heavenly.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 08:00 PM (yL25O)

216 Are you Wicket? I'm looking for Wicket.

Posted by: mechanical clay pigeon thrower at June 19, 2019 08:00 PM (Dh1wo)

217 They need to build that fucking wall.

Posted by: Max Power at June 19, 2019 08:00 PM (q177U)

218 This is precisely why I want to be mulched when I go.
Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2019 07:52 PM (MVjcR)


I'll mulch you, wiseguy.

*grabs pipe wrench*

Posted by: Moe Howard at June 19, 2019 08:00 PM (Mouru)

219 Tucker talking about reparations

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2019 08:01 PM (RBOtF)

220 texasdan, memories.. clothes really do fall off.

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:02 PM (r/xAU)

221 as God is my witness I thought hogs remains could fly!


Posted by: Cannibal Bob

ISWYDT

Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 08:02 PM (32YRo)

222 I dunno. You never mess around with the dead. That's bad juju. They are watching from the other side, just waiting for you.

Ain't nothing worth that kind of eternity.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 19, 2019 08:02 PM (VkWRL)

223 I have mentioned this before but when my Brother died he was cremated and I had his ashes put into the large size firecrackers and shot his ass into space.

I truly loved my brother.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 08:02 PM (AtaaG)

224 179 TexasDan I believe Venezuela did that for a time until they stole the companies and tried to do it themselves.
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 07:55 PM (r/xAU)

...

I think you're right. and lately the military has been trying to run things and just breaking them instead.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2019 08:03 PM (yL25O)

225 redriding, i'm stymied why the 40 acres and a mule wasn't done back in the day.

would have been better for the country.

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:03 PM (r/xAU)

226 223
I have mentioned this before but when my Brother died he was cremated
and I had his ashes put into the large size firecrackers and shot his
ass into space.



I truly loved my brother.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 08:02 PM (AtaaG)

yep. the world needs more guys like that Ben.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 08:03 PM (OX6sG)

227 I have mentioned this before but when my Brother died he was cremated and I had his ashes put into the large size firecrackers and shot his ass into space.


Like you could tell his ass from the rest of him at that point.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2019 08:03 PM (Mouru)

228 Socialism - always just one bad apple from the gulag.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (VPvxh)
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Marx doubled down on historical developments. He even said that he can't say for definite sure that socialism or communism would follow a revolution. But regardless, it would be better than "capitalism" by not being capitalism.

This is one thing a lot of would-be Marxists miss. Marx wasn't just describing a narrow ideal socialism, but his political-historical theory was trying to describe what would or must happen.

It wasn't meant to be tenuous, a hot-house flower, not to breathed on. Marx meant to be a predictor of history.

That's how broken Marxism is. And that's how irrevocably broken it is.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:04 PM (DuZls)

229 I put my beer in my nephew's Yeti cooler on Thursday before memorial day weekend under his river house and in easy reach of the water. It was still iced on tuesday.
Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:43 PM (nRWPy)

Love this 'ette.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 07:46 PM (xTFXi)

I don't. She still has leftover alcohol 5 days later.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 08:04 PM (YTwfq)

230
Like you could tell his ass from the rest of him at that point.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2019 08:03 PM (Mouru)

Ok, i laughed.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 08:04 PM (OX6sG)

231 Thanks Bob! Ooooh, the good stuff!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (gC2IV)

232 It is dead privilege to have jewelry.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (dNzKv)

233 203 > This is precisely why I want to be mulched when I go.


Five fathoms of chain and over the side at dawn.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (yQpMk)

My remains are to be scattered from an aircraft in flight. No cremation.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (t+qrx)


Si.

Posted by: Chilean Socialist at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (h2Bdk)

234 Democrats were the party of slavery.

Democrats were the party of Jim Crow.

Democrats fought against the Civil Rights Act, until some were forced to accept it.

These are all demonstrably true.

I'm surprised that at a reparations hearing someone didn't suggest the DNC and Democratic donors, with their billions, offer to pay for the sins of their fathers.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (VkWRL)

235 TexasDan, I imagine it was a socialist military just took orders on how to get funds from product, to hell with maintaining .
That would require foresight, which they seem to lack if history is indicative of anything.

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (r/xAU)

236 Keep in mind that what is happening in Venezuela is NOT a failure.
Socialism is doing exactly what it was designed to do: destroy functional democracies

Posted by: rayj at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (pI/IV)

237 Dear God...AOC will not STFU about the 'concentration camps'. She's tweeting away again.

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (cF8AT)

238 230

Like you could tell his ass from the rest of him at that point.



Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2019 08:03 PM (Mouru)

Ok, i laughed.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 08:04 PM (OX6sG)

..and I'm assuming Bens brother is too.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (OX6sG)

239 By the ay, I've definitely thought about this, and no way should the U.S. intervene in Venezuela unless the Chinese or Russians come in in force.

Just fucking let them fester and rot. Let it keep going. Its tough, I'd love to help them, but rubbing the leftists dog's nose in it every goddamn day seems like the only solution to save the rest of the world.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 08:06 PM (VPvxh)

240 Thar's gold in them thar teeth!

Posted by: JAS at June 19, 2019 08:06 PM (I5SAg)

241 Ben! I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:06 PM (r/xAU)

242 Like you could tell his ass from the rest of him at that point.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2019 08:03 PM (Mouru)

Ok, i laughed.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 08:04 PM (OX6sG)
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But you could just limit it to those clumps that smelled like ass.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:06 PM (DuZls)

243 If you put a corpse in a Yetti cooler it';s still fresh a week later.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2019 08:06 PM (yQpMk)

244 I don't. She still has leftover alcohol 5 days later.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 08:04 PM (YTwfq)

1. I kept refilling it, over and over
2. Drank the rest on the way home.

Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 08:06 PM (nRWPy)

245 When I die I want my corpse loaded onto a trebuchet and hurled over the city walls.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 08:06 PM (dNzKv)

246 the orange stuff you drank in college is nothing like the real tequila you drink as an adult, every day at lunch...er I mean you know.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 08:07 PM (JziUy)

247 My solution: give people more wealth.

This is so simple, even I can do it. Not the wealth thing. I can't spare a dime. But the solution thing. I have those like lint in a Gucci bag.

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex at June 19, 2019 08:07 PM (6eEQ+)

248 231
Thanks Bob! Ooooh, the good stuff!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (gC2IV)

Fucking right my friend. First world shit.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 08:07 PM (OX6sG)

249 Have you spent much time around the average single female lately?


Conversely, have you spent much time around he average single soy boy lately?

Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD at June 19, 2019 08:07 PM (Cczdz)

250 Just happened to think, I haven't seen Margarita here lately.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 08:07 PM (sdi6R)

251 Dear God...AOC will not STFU about the 'concentration camps'. She's tweeting away again.
Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (cF8AT)
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Has anybody asked the border patrol whether they use the phrase "concentration camps"?

Because it's supposed to be important whether the FBI uses a word or not.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:07 PM (DuZls)

252 When we devolve into a failed socialist state, who is going to "rescue" us?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 08:08 PM (dNzKv)

253 243
If you put a corpse in a Yetti cooler it';s still fresh a week later.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2019 08:06 PM (yQpMk)


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 08:08 PM (OX6sG)

254 This is how Plan 9 From Outer Space started.
You see! You see! Your stupid minds!

Posted by: Eros at June 19, 2019 08:08 PM (q1Pj5)

255 That's how broken Marxism is. And that's how irrevocably broken it is.
Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:04 PM (DuZls)


I've always wondered what Marx himself would think if you brought him in to the present and explained history since his death. Would he embrace capitalism? Would he invent a whole new unworkable ideology?

Posted by: Chilean Socialist at June 19, 2019 08:08 PM (h2Bdk)

256 I'm surprised that at a reparations hearing someone didn't suggest the DNC and Democratic donors, with their billions, offer to pay for the sins of their fathers.
Posted by: Marcus T

Burgess Owens did.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 19, 2019 08:08 PM (mOcZx)

257 Weasel, We have procured a mechanical clay pigeon thrower for the MoMe. There will now be 3 separate ranges.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (AtaaG)

Oh boy is this gonna be great!!!!

Posted by: Emperor Flounder at June 19, 2019 08:09 PM (YTwfq)

258 Keep in mind that what is happening in Venezuela is NOT a failure. Socialism is doing exactly what it was designed to do: destroy functional democracies

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right, the powerful commie fucks are like that senator who said "mitt's not president, right?"

they're like "we're still in charge, aren't we?"

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 08:09 PM (JziUy)

259
"Dr. Frankenstein, please pick up the white phone, Dr. F. Frankenstein to the white phone, please..."

Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (32YRo)


It's Fronkensteen

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 08:09 PM (ncMPR)

260 Posted by: Marcus T at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (VkWRL)

That would be pretty damn funny. Especially if it were followed by an offer to send everyone whos asking for reparations a ticket to their homeland.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2019 08:09 PM (e0nNm)

261 I don't see why the government can't just give everyone a million dollars. Then we would all be millionaires!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 08:09 PM (dNzKv)

262 When we devolve into a failed socialist state, who is going to "rescue" us?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 08:08 PM (dNzKv)


Pick a tree and prepare to water it.

Posted by: Ole, Evill twin of Sven at June 19, 2019 08:09 PM (vqIkG)

263 200 years ago false teeth were made often from real teeth someone wasn't using anymore. Years after the battle of Waterloo false teeth were called Waterloo Teeth.

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 08:09 PM (BbGew)

264 I've become politically shallow, I reject anything Cortez because her voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard.

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:09 PM (r/xAU)

265 When we devolve into a failed socialist state, who is going to "rescue" us?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 08:08 PM (dNzKv)


Denmark. They have socialist utopia all figured out. Or so we've been told

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 08:10 PM (ncMPR)

266 Cicero, you are right about that.

Getting the ash to powder ratio right was a trick.

Gun Thread topic. How to reload a roman candle.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 08:10 PM (AtaaG)

267 Let the fun begin!

@stevebruskCNN 4 minutes ago

Asked outside a fundraiser in Chevy Chase, Maryland, if he should apologize, Biden said "apologize for what?", adding "Cory should apologize", referring to criticism today from rival Cory Booker.

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 08:10 PM (cF8AT)

268 I want to be encased in a clear plastic block, upright, in a growly pose, like a bear.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 19, 2019 07:56 PM (xPJvm)

OMG, you, too? My husband has been insisting for years that I promise to encase him in Lucite and set him on the porch.

Posted by: April at June 19, 2019 08:10 PM (OX9vb)

269 Grave robbing stimulates the economy more than one of those job things.

Posted by: San Fran Naneurysm at June 19, 2019 08:10 PM (HvDoD)

270 The Conservative Case For Socializing Assets of the Dead and the Alive

Posted by: The Bulwark at June 19, 2019 08:10 PM (6eEQ+)

271 239 By the ay, I've definitely thought about this, and no way should the U.S. intervene in Venezuela unless the Chinese or Russians come in in force.

Just fucking let them fester and rot. Let it keep going. Its tough, I'd love to help them, but rubbing the leftists dog's nose in it every goddamn day seems like the only solution to save the rest of the world.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 08:06 PM (VPvxh)


Agreed. It's bad enough we've tried to save countries from other countries over the years. Saving people from themselves is an endless and unwelcome (by everyone) chore.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 08:10 PM (h2Bdk)

272 I'll go to prison or Galt's Gulch before I pay reparations.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2019 08:10 PM (RBOtF)

273 I've always wondered what Marx himself would think if you brought him in to the present and explained history since his death. Would he embrace capitalism? Would he invent a whole new unworkable ideology?

Posted by: Chilean Socialist at June 19, 2019 08:08 PM (h2Bdk)
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Some of his stuff is rather simple-minded even for the time he was in.

He revolutionized history to the study that we practice today, but mainly in pursuit of a childish narrative he would push upon the world.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (DuZls)

274 Keep in mind that what is happening in Venezuela is NOT a failure. Socialism is doing exactly what it was designed to do:

Enrich the political class while blaming outside forces for the suffering of the masses.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (dNzKv)

275 229 I put my beer in my nephew's Yeti cooler on Thursday before memorial day weekend under his river house and in easy reach of the water. It was still iced on tuesday.
Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:43 PM (nRWPy)

Love this 'ette.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 07:46 PM (xTFXi)

I don't. She still has leftover alcohol 5 days later.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 08:04 PM (YTwfq)

Dude, you obviously missed the conversation about a wife's duties and Tiger Woods.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (xTFXi)

276 I want to be frozen in carbonite like Han Solo

Posted by: jsg at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (HvDoD)

277
OT, but the FBI announced today they arrested a Syrian "refugee" for planning to bomb a Pittsburgh church and shoot responders.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (XlbwU)

278
Dear God...AOC will not STFU about the 'concentration camps'. She's tweeting away again.

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (cF8AT)


Let her. She makes great commercials for Republicans. If they had any brains to use her against the Dems

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (ncMPR)

279 I put my beer in my nephew's Yeti cooler on Thursday before memorial day
weekend under his river house and in easy reach of the water. It was
still iced on tuesday.

Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:43 PM (nRWPy)


Ice refills are heckuva lot cheaper than the super premium price those Yetis and RTICs have.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (q1Pj5)

280 My remains are to be scattered from an aircraft in flight. No cremation.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (t+qrx)

So who gets to do the hacking and sawing?

Posted by: Emperor Flounder at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (YTwfq)

281 I always say, there are no bad people or countries. look around the world - so many countries with NOTHING, I mean not a resource in the world, have gotten rich, and others, blessed with every resource in the world are poor.

The answer, universally, is shitty government. That is what makes people poor, and the extent of your poverty is directly proportional to the shitiness of your government.

The best is democratic capitalism. When applied it works wonders. Transformational. in a generation you go from poor to rich. Works every fucking time.

An autocratic ruler can do alight if they have capitalism. Say a military junta that allow the free market to flourish.

Socialism doesn't seem to work well, and breeds autocratic rulers like crazy.

Autocratic rulers and socialism = death camps.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 08:12 PM (VPvxh)

282 ""I don't see why the government can't just give everyone a million dollars. Then we would all be millionaires!!

Your thinking too small, in Zimbabwe everybody is a billionaire!!!

Posted by: rayj at June 19, 2019 08:12 PM (pI/IV)

283 well Venezuela could always pick up a few bucks selling off body organs as china does. I'm sure they have plenty of dissidents these days.

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:12 PM (r/xAU)

284 IIANM, the Nazis took the gold out of the mouths of Jews before killing them.
My idiot BiL wanted the gold from my MiL's mouth before she was cremated.

LOL, just use a sieve and get fish it out of the ashes, asshole.

Posted by: JAS at June 19, 2019 08:12 PM (I5SAg)

285 278
Let her. She makes great commercials for Republicans. If they had any brains to use her against the Dems

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (ncMPR)


If.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 08:12 PM (sdi6R)

286 Some of his stuff is rather simple-minded even for the time he was in.



He revolutionized history to the study that we practice today, but
mainly in pursuit of a childish narrative he would push upon the world.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (DuZls)


I read some of it years ago and the only conclusion was he was utterly clueless about just about everything

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 08:13 PM (ncMPR)

287 Grave robbing stimulates the economy more than one of those job things.

Posted by: San Fran Naneurysm at June 19, 2019 08:10 PM (HvDoD)

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Love your nic

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 08:14 PM (pw+jk)

288 280 My remains are to be scattered from an aircraft in flight. No cremation.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (t+qrx)

So who gets to do the hacking and sawing?
Posted by: Emperor Flounder at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (YTwfq)


Dat's a chore for da new guys.

Posted by: Fat Tony Bugliosi at June 19, 2019 08:14 PM (h2Bdk)

289 251 Dear God...AOC will not STFU about the 'concentration camps'. She's tweeting away again.
Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 08:05 PM (cF8AT)
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Has anybody asked the border patrol whether they use the phrase "concentration camps"?

Because it's supposed to be important whether the FBI uses a word or not.
Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:07 PM (DuZls)

Concentration camps are where you send boys with ADD

Posted by: National Teachers ASS ociation at June 19, 2019 08:14 PM (NgKpN)

290 Denmark. They have socialist utopia all figured out. Or so we've been told
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 08:10 PM (ncMPR)
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This is yet another instance of the progs ignoring evidence that comes before them. When the US economy declines it has *horrific* effects on the other markets in the world. We are not isolated from them, but more importantly, they are *definitely* not isolated from us.

Some of them want to tank the American economy to grease the slide to socialism, without thinking how it would tank even the most robust semi-socialist economy that they laud.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:14 PM (DuZls)

291 So let me get this straight.

People are flying from Angola to Brazil, then traveling North through
Central America and Mexico to get in line for a "concentration camp?"
https://twitter.com/Timcast/status/
1141150472688099329

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 08:14 PM (Dh1wo)

292 I think Marx understood communism to be exactly what it is. A way to concentrate wealth and power in a select few more than capitalism ever could.
The difference between capitalism and communism is that in capitalism, anyone can build a better widget and become wealthy and powerful. In communism, the politically connected wield the power of the state to bar entry into the wealthy class.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 08:14 PM (dNzKv)

293 Concentration camps are where you send boys with ADD
Posted by: National Teachers ASS ociation at June 19, 2019 08:14 PM (NgKpN)
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The German people had some trouble concentrating. So I built camps.

Posted by: You know who at June 19, 2019 08:15 PM (DuZls)

294 Hey, if you have the money spend it any way you want. If a Yeti gives you a woody go for it. There are youtube hacks that take a $50 cooler and put extra insulation in them. I'm gonna do that and name it Sasquatch.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 08:15 PM (OX6sG)

295 My remains are to be scattered from an aircraft in flight. No cremation.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (t+qrx)

So who gets to do the hacking and sawing?
Posted by: Emperor Flounder at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (YTwfq)


Probably Pratt & Whitney.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 08:15 PM (t+qrx)

296 I don't. She still has leftover alcohol 5 days later.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 08:04 PM (YTwfq)

1. I kept refilling it, over and over
2. Drank the rest on the way home.
Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 08:06 PM (nRWPy)

Ok, that's better.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 08:15 PM (YTwfq)

297
Todays pearl of AOC wisdom: "You shouldn't have to run for Congress to get a stable income"


Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 08:15 PM (XlbwU)

298 Danny Glover and Joe Biden walk into a Paste Bar...

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 19, 2019 08:15 PM (RuIsu)

299 Let her. She makes great commercials for Republicans. If they had any brains to use her against the Dems

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (ncMPR)

IF...

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 08:15 PM (cF8AT)

300 The conservative case for grave robbing as a means to stave starvation.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 08:15 PM (dNzKv)

301 Ha hogmartin!

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:15 PM (r/xAU)

302 Grave robbing stimulates the economy more than one of those job things.

Posted by: San Fran Naneurysm at June 19, 2019 08:10 PM (HvDoD)
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Plunderemployment.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:16 PM (DuZls)

303 My remains are to be scattered from an aircraft in flight. No cremation.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (t+qrx)


Yes, the traditional Tibetan helicopter burial.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2019 08:16 PM (Mouru)

304 >>Ice refills are heckuva lot cheaper than the super premium price those Yetis and RTICs have.

True. However, there aren't that many ice vending machines 50 miles offshore.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 08:16 PM (PxX58)

305 284
My idiot BiL wanted the gold from my MiL's mouth before she was cremated.
Posted by: JAS at June 19, 2019 08:12 PM (I5SAg)


One of the few joys of being childless is I don't have children like that.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 08:16 PM (h2Bdk)

306 When is the next Texas MoMe that I would love to go to but there's no way I can?

Posted by: IrishEi at June 19, 2019 08:16 PM (NtglE)

307 Take a moment and look at the images of Bruno Lozano, the mayor of Del Rio, TX

The only way he and AOC got into an elected position is because people voted for them.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 08:16 PM (AtaaG)

308 when did the gypsies invade South America?

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 08:17 PM (xTFXi)

309 Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 08:14 PM (Dh1wo)

Yes, ONLY Trump could create Concentration Camps that people are climbing over walls, to get IN.

Posted by: Don QQQ at June 19, 2019 08:17 PM (NgKpN)

310 Tami: "Dear God...AOC will not STFU about the 'concentration camps'. She's tweeting away again."

Also concentration camps:

Boy Scouts/Girl Scouts roughing it for a night (so to speak)
Fans at the World Cup
Tailgate parties at any sporting event
Students in a crowded classroom
An industrial convention

Just so we're clear when adhering to definitions in the Land of Lunatics.

AOC is an idiot. Full stop.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 19, 2019 08:17 PM (6eEQ+)

311 My idiot BiL wanted the gold from my MiL's mouth before she was cremated.

Posted by: JAS at June 19, 2019 08:12 PM (I5SAg)
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Sometimes funerals bring out the ghouls.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:17 PM (DuZls)

312 My idiot BiL wanted the gold from my MiL's mouth before she was cremated.
Posted by: JAS

did you send him packing with a sore jaw?

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:17 PM (r/xAU)

313 The Funeral Home said he would have to get a dentist to do it.
What! You don't want to get your fingers dirty?

Posted by: JAS at June 19, 2019 08:18 PM (I5SAg)

314 Todays pearl of AOC wisdom: "You shouldn't have to run for Congress to get a stable income"




Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 08:15 PM (XlbwU)


Joey Biden: That is one sharp cookie. Almost as smart as me

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 08:18 PM (ncMPR)

315 Of course it's Florida...

JUST IN: 'Spider-Man' seen pressure washing roof of Florida home during rainstorm http://dlvr.it/R6rCNn

https://tinyurl.com/yxw563qy

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 08:18 PM (cF8AT)

316 Yes, ONLY Trump could create Concentration Camps that people are climbing over walls, to get IN.

Posted by: Don QQQ at June 19, 2019 08:17 PM (NgKpN)
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Crafty. He's saving on boxcars and train fuel.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:18 PM (DuZls)

317 IrishEi, Oct 18/19

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 08:18 PM (AtaaG)

318 OMG, you, too? My husband has been insisting for years that I promise to encase him in Lucite and set him on the porch.
Posted by: April at June 19, 2019 08:10 PM (OX9vb)

How would your new boyfriend feel about that?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 08:18 PM (YTwfq)

319 >>>When is the next Texas MoMe that I would love to go to but there's no way I can?

Sure you can. Just fly to Monterrey and start walking north.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 08:19 PM (XlbwU)

320 Yes, ONLY Trump could create Concentration Camps that people are climbing over walls, to get IN.



Posted by: Don QQQ at June 19, 2019 08:17 PM (NgKpN)

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Crafty. He's saving on boxcars and train fuel.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:18 PM (DuZls)


Wait till he gets them to kill themselves

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 08:19 PM (ncMPR)

321 jas's bil is dead to me.
(just in case we ever meet up)

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:19 PM (r/xAU)

322 The developmentally challenged Ocasio-Cortez will call this Cradle-to-Grave Recycling.


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I used to listen to a patriotic, conservative talk radio show host in the SF Bay Area during the 90's named Col. Jeff Metcalf. He used to refer to the Commie, Totalitarian, and Big Government's utopian desire/bribe for votes (BIRM twice) of wanting to take care of everybody from Sperm-To-Worm.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at June 19, 2019 08:19 PM (WqPYg)

323 The index of economic freedom is a 100% accurate predictor of the economic future of your country.

>80 get rich in one generation. Singapore, New Zealand, Ireland.

70-80 get rich in 2 generations. U.S. Canada, Japan, Chile, Korea.

50-60 Stay even. Thailand, Peru, Bulgaria, Belgium

>50 get poorer in 2 generations. Russia, Greece, pakistan




Venezuela is at 25. of course that beast at the bottom, North Korea, at 5.8.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 08:19 PM (VPvxh)

324 I wish I felt free to go to Ben's , you guys are going to have a blast.

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:19 PM (r/xAU)

325 Dude, you obviously missed the conversation about a wife's duties and Tiger Woods.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (xTFXi)

That I did.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 08:20 PM (YTwfq)

326 But would time-traveling Marx become a Chilean burgher if he converted to capitalism??

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 08:20 PM (Dh1wo)

327 Wait till he gets them to kill themselves
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 08:19 PM (ncMPR)



It will only work if they pull the gold teeth out of their own mouths first.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2019 08:20 PM (Mouru)

328 y chupacabras

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 19, 2019 08:20 PM (B+t5k)

329 324 I wish I felt free to go to Ben's , you guys are going to have a blast.
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:19 PM (r/xAU)
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It's always a good time!

Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2019 08:20 PM (MVjcR)

330 The answer, universally, is shitty government. That is what makes people poor, and the extent of your poverty is directly proportional to the shitiness of your government.

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What you call "shitty government" is the human norm, if we average government throughout history.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:21 PM (DuZls)

331 Sean Penn and Danny Glover not available for comment.

Danny Glover is performing theater in Congress. They need their minstrels.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 19, 2019 08:21 PM (lD3vL)

332 IrishEi, Oct 18/19
Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 08:18 PM (AtaaG)
~~~~~

Thanks, BH. Put it in my calendar because you never know, plus, it will remind me to get plastered and cry in my beer.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 19, 2019 08:22 PM (NtglE)

333 I made the mistake of accepting his offer of staying with him. He said this the evening of the funeral. I just could not get away in the morning fast enough.

BTW, The MiL tried to change the non-revokable Trust to leave everything to him. He also said of the Hospice "They starved her to death." I refrained from saying "It was your job to prevent that."

Posted by: JAS at June 19, 2019 08:22 PM (I5SAg)

334 weasel, I know, She's good people.

I hope to meet her when I move.but will miss the big shindigs .

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:22 PM (r/xAU)

335 334 weasel, I know, She's good people.

I hope to meet her when I move.but will miss the big shindigs .
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:22 PM (r/xAU)
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Rats. I'd love to meet you!

Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2019 08:23 PM (MVjcR)

336 weasel, yeah i'm a chicken shit and need people vetted. had a really bad experience years ago.

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:24 PM (r/xAU)

337 Actually, re-calculating the average level of government in all places through all ages...shitty government is what you can *hope* for.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:24 PM (DuZls)

338 I doing doing my job if I don't mention zombies. If I was a zombie, and you tried to get pluck the pearl pin from my cravat, I would drag you into my embrace and gnaw off your insolent face.

Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2019 08:24 PM (qBNEP)

339 What you call "shitty government" is the human norm, if we average government throughout history.
Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:21 PM (DuZls)


Friedman used to say "Pick any spot on the globe, and realize throughout most of history people living in that spot weren't free."

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 08:24 PM (h2Bdk)

340 An important but unpopular factor in Venezuela is IQ. Their average IQ is 84.
Low IQ people tend to love socialism, since they can't compete in the free market they want to drag everyone else down, bucket crab style, to their level (fairness). And there's always higher IQ psychopaths willing to promise them the moon in exchange for power.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 19, 2019 08:25 PM (mOcZx)

341 Of course it's Florida...

JUST IN: 'Spider-Man' seen pressure washing roof of Florida home during rainstorm http://dlvr.it/R6rCNn

https://tinyurl.com/yxw563qy
Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 08:18 PM (cF8AT)

Was his hose about 6 inches long?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 08:25 PM (YTwfq)

342 And that's stone cold sober typing. I need a drink.

Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2019 08:25 PM (qBNEP)

343 JUST IN: 'Spider-Man' seen pressure washing roof of Florida home during rainstorm http://dlvr.it/R6rCNn
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That's just the friendly, neighborhood Spiderman.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:25 PM (DuZls)

344 I think Marx would be fine and happy with what he brought into the world, death and misery.

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 08:26 PM (BbGew)

345 we really were blessed to land in this country. so is aoc, but she's too dumb to realize it.

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:26 PM (r/xAU)

346 >>Ice refills are heckuva lot cheaper than the super premium price those Yetis and RTICs have.



True. However, there aren't that many ice vending machines 50 miles offshore.





Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 08:16 PM (PxX5

True. Gives me an idea for an offshore ice delivery app called IceDash. Or maybe UberFreeze. Something like that. Anybody know of a guy with a helicopter?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2019 08:26 PM (q1Pj5)

347 336 weasel, yeah i'm a chicken shit and need people vetted. had a really bad experience years ago.
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:24 PM (r/xAU)
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Well maybe someday. Besides, I'm pretty annoying.

Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2019 08:26 PM (MVjcR)

348 Spanish capitalism had better graves even in the 19th century onto the 20th...
https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/
1141484406684581888

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 08:27 PM (Dh1wo)

349 weasel and i'm not?

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:27 PM (r/xAU)

350 Bret Baier did the Spider man story. Not your normal "Florida Man." Guy had the suit and thought it would be fun to wear while cleaning a roof. Cute. Nice. Not crazy.


Posted by: JAS at June 19, 2019 08:27 PM (I5SAg)

351
Laugh of the day: Swallowswell told the NYT that he has it on good authority the DOJ has sealed indictments naming PDJT. Eric is nutso, completely insane.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 08:27 PM (XlbwU)

352 willow, Weasel, Eromero and Country Boy would be your own personal body guards.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 08:27 PM (AtaaG)

353 IrishEi, Oct 18/19
Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 08:18 PM (AtaaG)
~~~~~

Thanks, BH. Put it in my calendar because you never know, plus, it will remind me to get plastered and cry in my beer.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 19, 2019 08:22 PM (NtglE)

Oh, so you've already been to one I see.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 08:27 PM (YTwfq)

354 sheesh, we're*

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:28 PM (r/xAU)

355 Nood!


Nood!

Posted by: Yo! at June 19, 2019 08:28 PM (1XAal)

356 I think Marx would be fine and happy with what he brought into the world, death and misery.

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 08:26 PM (BbGew)
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I don't think there is any reason for him to be. His theory was taken up way to late for him to benefit anything by it. And if you take him at his stated intent, he didn't restore dignity to man, so he would probably be one of the "The RIGHT way to do socialism IS" people.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:28 PM (DuZls)

357 349 weasel and i'm not?
Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:27 PM (r/xAU)
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Nah. I suspect you're cool.

Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2019 08:28 PM (MVjcR)

358 Guy had the suit and thought it would be fun to wear while cleaning a roof. Cute. Nice. Not crazy.
Posted by: JAS at June 19, 2019 08:27 PM (I5SAg)
~~~~~

And it was a Father's Day gift, so extra cute.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 19, 2019 08:28 PM (NtglE)

359 Lol, Ben, i'm not special at all, just had a really bad time for a couple of years.

Posted by: willow at June 19, 2019 08:29 PM (r/xAU)

360 My remains are to be scattered from an aircraft in flight. No cremation.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2019 07:59 PM (t+qrx)

So who gets to do the hacking and sawing?
Posted by: Emperor Flounder at June 19, 2019 08:11 PM (YTwfq)


Into the turboprop he goes!

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 19, 2019 08:29 PM (1g7ch)

361 Swallowswell told the NYT that he has it on good authority the DOJ has sealed indictments naming PDJT.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 08:27 PM (XlbwU)
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I have that on good authority myself.

Posted by: Adam Lion Schiff at June 19, 2019 08:29 PM (DuZls)

362 F'n NOOD. I got screwed.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 08:30 PM (OX6sG)

363 Oh, so you've already been to one I see.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 08:27 PM (YTwfq)
~~~~~

Haha. Actually, that's what I do most weekends (not the crying part though.)

And I was at the last NY/NJ MoMe in Hoboken that CBD hosted.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 19, 2019 08:30 PM (NtglE)

364 To be fair, everyone* in Venezuela is equally miserable and reduced to robbing graves**

*well, almost everyone...

**the best part is that this is democratic socialism finally done "right"***

*** for some values of right!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 08:32 PM (AZxMX)

365 352 willow, Weasel, Eromero and Country Boy would be your own personal body guards.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 08:27 PM (AtaaG)


Trust me willow, ain't nobody in xer right mind gonna mess with you once they see those bodyguards!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 08:34 PM (AZxMX)

366 John Solomon @jsolomonReports
17m
Breaking:: @RepMarkMeadows preparing referral asking IG to investigate FBI and Mueller's handling of Manafort warrants, contacts with media and reliance on suspect black ledger evidence. Just updated this story.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 08:35 PM (BqBId)

367 315 Of course it's Florida...

JUST IN: 'Spider-Man' seen pressure washing roof of Florida home during rainstorm http://dlvr.it/R6rCNn

https://tinyurl.com/yxw563qy
Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 08:18 PM (cF8AT)

And of course it's in Coward County, part of the crazy SE coast.

Posted by: Marybeth at June 19, 2019 08:43 PM (4pK1/)

368 66 Willowed:

Who the hell pays $300 for a COOLER?????
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:16 PM (YTwfq)


there are YETI knock-offs out there for half the price.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 19, 2019 07:17 PM (sy5kK)

But they're still selling them. My point is what kind of nut does that??
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:29 PM (YTwfq)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (YTwfq)

Get RTIC instead.

And why pays $300 for a cooler?

Someone who thinks a cooler is worth $300.

The ultimate law of economics remains:
Res quantum valet tantum vendi potest.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2019 08:44 PM (mEn6y)

369 330 The answer, universally, is shitty government. That is what makes people poor, and the extent of your poverty is directly proportional to the shitiness of your government.

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What you call "shitty government" is the human norm, if we average government throughout history.
Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 08:21 PM (DuZls)

This alone is why Canada's call for "peace, order and good government" is so laughable.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2019 08:45 PM (mEn6y)

Tom Cotton's Statement on Corporations Against Conservative Voters

Below the fold, a video of his remarks.


Many state legislatures across the country have taken action recently to protect unborn babies from the violence of abortion. My home state, for instance, Arkansas, has just passed a law protecting unborn babies after 18 weeks of development. And this reform is not just supported by Arkansans. It's supported by a large majority of all Americans, more than 70% of whom believe unborn babies ought to be protected at or before that stage of pregnancy.

These reforms are the work of the pro-life movement, which fights for the most vulnerable among us every day. The pro-life movement seeks to change the laws of our country in the noblest tradition of our country, working within our democratic system so that our laws ultimately live up to our highest principle: That "all men are created equal," in the words of our Declaration. That all have a basic right to life.

But of course, this is a democracy, so not everyone agrees when or even if we ought to protect the unborn. I understand that. I know there are decent people on both sides of this sensitive issue. We resolve our differences and reach compromises through democratic debate. What should never happen, though, is billion-dollar corporations trying to dictate these moral questions to us. Politically correct CEOs shouldn't be in the business of threatening normal Americans.

But that's exactly what we've seen lately. The loudest objections to these pro-life laws haven't come from the "bottom up"-from normal citizens who happen to disagree with one another-but from the "top down": from cultural elites, and increasingly from giant corporations who wield their economic power as a weapon to punish the American people for daring to challenge their pro-abortion extremism.

Giant media companies like Disney, Netflix, and Warner Media have threatened to cripple Georgia's film industry if its residents don't bend the knee and betray their pro-life convictions.

And just last Monday, the New York Times ran a full-page advertisement organized by the pro-abortion lobby and signed by the CEOs of hundreds of companies saying that legal protections for unborn babies are "bad for business." How disgusting is that? Caring for a little baby is "bad for business."

Now, I get why outfits like Planned Parenthood or NARAL would say babies are "bad for business." Abortion is their business, after all, and they're just protecting their market share.

But what about those other CEOs? Why do they think babies are "bad for business?"

Perhaps because they want their workers to focus single-mindedly on working-not building a family and raising children. All these politically correct CEOs want company men and women, not family men and women. They'll support your individuality and self-expression just so long as you stay unattached and on the clock.

You couldn't find a more perfect example of this than &Pizza, one of the companies whose CEO signed the pro-abortion ad. &Pizza doesn't even offer paid maternity leave to all its employees-but it does celebrate their "oneness" and "individuality." It'll even pay employees to get a tattoo of the company logo. So if you want to be a walking billboard for your employer, &Pizza will foot the bill. But if you're pregnant with a child, tough luck. In the spirit of some of these CEOs, I might call for a boycott of &Pizza and its political correctness. But you could just skip them because their pizza is lousy, anyway.

There's a troubling trend among giant corporations using this wealth and power to force liberal dogma on an unwilling people. As liberal activists have lost control of the judiciary, they've turned to a different hub of power to impose their views on the rest of the country. This time it's private power, located in a few mega-cities on the coasts.

And that's not an exaggeration. The overwhelming majority of companies that lashed out against the pro-life movement in that New York Times ad are headquartered on the coasts, hoping to rule the rest of us like colonies in the hinterlands. More than three-quarters are headquartered in New York or California alone. More than a dozen are foreign companies. Yet those same companies presume to tell all of America what we should think.

And for some reason, this outrage only seems to go in one direction. As states like Arkansas have passed pro-life laws, other states have sadly gone down a different path, stripping unborn children of recognition and protection under the law. States like New York, Illinois, and Vermont recently passed laws declaring abortion a "fundamental right," accessible until moments before birth for practically any reason as long as you have a doctor's note.

We've already begun to see the consequences of these laws, which strain so mightily to defy and deny the humanity of the unborn. In New York City, prosecutors recently dropped a charge of abortion against a man who brutally stabbed to death his girlfriend and her unborn child. They dropped that charge because the pro-abortion law that had just passed the legislature in Albany removed all criminal penalties for killing an unborn child. According to the laws of New York State, that woman's child never existed.

Pro-abortion laws passed in New York, Illinois, Vermont, and elsewhere truly deserve the label "radical." So why isn't the national media covering these radical laws with the intensity they've reserved for states like Georgia? Where are the indignant CEOs who profess to care so much for their female employees? Nowhere to be found, because their outrage is very selective. They don't speak for the majority of Americans, much less for women. Instead, they're actively trying to force a pro-abortion agenda on an unwilling public.

These companies want to wield a veto power over the democratic debate and decisions of Arkansans and citizens across our country. They want to force the latest social fashions of the coasts on small towns they would never visit in a million years. They want us to betray our deeply held beliefs about life and death, in favor of a specious account of "equality." If there's one thing the New York Times ad got right, it's that "the future of equality hangs in the balance" when it comes to abortion. But their idea of equality doesn't include everyone: it omits and degrades unborn babies as expendable, lesser than, even "bad for business." That's a strange kind of equality, if you ask me.

This trend of intolerance ought to alarm everyone, no matter your views on this sensitive question. It threatens democratic debate on this question, and ultimately on all questions.

But despite the pressure campaign waged against us, I'm heartened, because I know the pro-life movement will carry on as it always has, speaking to the inherent dignity of every human life. Not everything can be measured on a corporate balance sheet. Some things are bigger than the bottom line or what wealthy corporations consider "bad for business." The cause of life is one of those issues worth fighting for.

Bonus:

>>>I would be more amenable to the libertarian argument regarding corporations if they were willing to stay the fuck out of political meddling. Once you use your power against me, I'm going to use my power, through my elected representatives, against you.


You know, there's a shareholder lawsuit to be had here. A corporation that acts beyond its corporate charter can be sued by any of its shareholders for acting ultra vires, acting beyond the directives of the corporate charter, the agreed-to purpose of the corporation.

Now, most such suits are over stuff like corporate charity but those suits don't work because of the very malleable concept of "goodwill." If a corporation thinks that donating to Planned Parenthood buys it more goodwill, it's within the corporate charter (as increasing goodwill is always or almost always permitted as a basic function of business).

HOWEVER, moves that alienate half the country, threaten states, BOYCOTT entire states, etc., do not increase goodwill. They decrease it.

Also, I'm 99% sure they don't run polls about this stuff to determine if such a move would increase goodwill or not. I think I know that because I know a guy who does consulting and was asked about this sort of issue, asked by the CEO of a MAJOR, MAJOR corporation for advice (because he thought all the liberal marketing department people and mid-level managers were just telling them their Get Trump opinion, not necessarily reflective of popular opinion).

How major a corporation? Well, one of the blue chips.

Anyway, he started to do a study, and so began looking for previous studies on this sort of issue for a background and template for his own study.

His findings? THERE HAS NEVER BEEN AN ACTUAL STUDY OR POLL DONE ON A CORPORATE POLITICAL POSITIONING MOVE. N-E-V-E-R.

His was the first.

Corporations just make these decisions based on the personal political preferences of the officers and board, and their vague "feels."

Therefore, I think an ultra vires lawsuit could prevail -- just ask them, "and what studies or surveys did you do to satisfy yourself that this was the best move for increasing goodwill, rather than your own partisan desires?"

I can almost guarantee they will not have done one. They'll just say something like "It's the sense I got from friends and from Twitter and FaceBook."

And then go to the jury.

I don't think a judge can dismiss your ultra vires lawsuit if the corporation can't show it did the most basic, and I do mean basic, due diligence in research to determine if its move, supposed in the corporation's interest to increase goodwill, would or would not increase goodwill.

BTW: I can imagine that many corporations actually do increase goodwill from their intended customers by going hard-left. Starbucks, for example, caters mainly to urbanites and those who crave a "European" experience for the mere price of five and a half bucks for a cup of burned coffee. Liberals, in other words, and nominal conservatives who desire that kind of liberal five-dollar fantasy.

Other corporations which serve similar clientele can prove they're acting within the corporate charter.

But less niche, more ecumenical corporations can't demonstrate this. HBO and Netflix, for example. Conservatives use these services in roughly equal numbers to liberals; we put up with it because we have to -- but it does not increase goodwill.

A nice way to get this ball started is a major boycott of one of just one of these big corporations that has to do business with, uck, conservatives. Something that really puts the hurt on them.

That would demonstrate to judges that such moves can in fact tangibly harm a business, and therefore can be ultra vires. Then they could not dismiss an ultra vires lawsuit claiming "Well, liberals like it and conservatives will tolerate no end of degradation from their corporate masters, so, overall, this does in fact increase goodwill."




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1 hello

Posted by: An Observation at June 19, 2019 05:59 PM (kWcaM)

2 I would be more amenable to the libertarian argument regarding corporations if they were willing to stay the fuck out of political meddling. Once you use your power against me, I'm going to use my power, through my elected representatives, against you.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 19, 2019 06:00 PM (wCmLp)

3 Let me give Tom Cotton a big AMEN! He is 100% correct on this issue and it is about damn time someone stated it boldly in public.

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at June 19, 2019 06:01 PM (D2tGE)

4

It's not "liberal" dogma.

It's goddam TOTALITARIAN dogma. And catma.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 06:02 PM (OAYzD)

5 So if you want to be a walking billboard for your employer, &Pizza will foot the bill. But if you're pregnant with a child, tough luck.

Savage. But dead on.

And honestly any new post where people aren't talking about scrotal ticks is a good one

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 06:02 PM (39g3+)

6
I keep saying, Cotton 2024.

Crenshaw plays Cotton on t.v.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2019 06:03 PM (M9ntN)

7
I'll stick it to Disney's Ballsack.

Posted by: The Gay Tick at June 19, 2019 06:03 PM (UFLLM)

8 "The Conservative Case for Fucking Corporations in the Ass".

I think I could actually make a pretty good argument for it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 06:04 PM (Kpl3J)

9

This stance is very anti-women. Trump should bring this up. Women need to understand what is happening. Men and women who love children and want a family - not the china 1-child family - are being crucified.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 19, 2019 06:04 PM (vEIlU)

10 Apparently ace did NOT want to hear about my vasectomy gone horribly wrong. I thought we were just getting started. Go figure.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 06:04 PM (OX6sG)

11 Libertarian pundits... they spells putz wrong

Posted by: Inogame at June 19, 2019 06:04 PM (2Sjp1)

12 The first thing conservatives need to understand (and I'm looking at you Cucksheders and Libertarians) is that you cannot trust big business any more than you can big government. Neither one cares for you or about you, only their own power and wealth.

What conservatives should understand, but leftists don't, is that business is more accountable and less powerful over your personal life than government. But they're both pernicious and destructive, and neither one is to be trusted.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 06:04 PM (39g3+)

13 Tom Cotton is a freaking giant.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 06:04 PM (VPvxh)

14 Corgis called.

Posted by: An Observation at June 19, 2019 06:04 PM (kWcaM)

15 Damn. That's good.

and yeah, their pizza is less than good...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 06:04 PM (6qErC)

16 But of course, this is a democracy, so not everyone agrees when or even if we ought to protect the unborn.

Point of order: The abortion issue has nothing to do with democracy or Congress or the Executive branch, at all. The SCOTUS took over the abortion, all to its own, and declared itself the one and only decider of all things abortion. No one else has any real say in abortion. It is an issue that the SCOTUS reserved to itself, and no one else.

Cute trick the SCOTUS pulled, there.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 19, 2019 06:04 PM (weya0)

17 That was powerful.

Posted by: huerfano at June 19, 2019 06:04 PM (6e1eX)

18 Yeah what that guy said is bullshit.

BRB got to go get some steaks and crab for my wife and her bull... and the latest Spiderman comic book for me. Always treat yourself.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at June 19, 2019 06:05 PM (pw+jk)

19 Apparently ace did NOT want to hear about my vasectomy gone horribly wrong. I thought we were just getting started. Go figure."

That's just nuts.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 06:05 PM (6qErC)

20 Cotton has potential

Posted by: G marks the spot at June 19, 2019 06:05 PM (r6yPR)

21 Seriously, I couldn't have said it better myself.

Look, the deal with corporations is this - stay out of politics and we'll work on getting the government out of business. Break the deal, face the wheel.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 06:05 PM (VPvxh)

22 Rep Cotton just knocked it out of the park. I am so tired of these corps and Hollywood fcks trying to dictate what to think and shaming anyone who dares think different. On the plus side. I have saved thousands not going to movies, etc. I try to give them as little of my money as I can.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 06:06 PM (H4VdJ)

23 I'm sure our "conservative thought leaders" like Bill Kristol and Jen Rubin will tell us that abortion on demand up until child birth is not the hill to die on.

There is a hill somewhere, and they will tell you which one it is when we get to that one, but it's one you don't need to know.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper at June 19, 2019 06:06 PM (fdTrp)

24 Excellent article. Corporatism was an allowed part of Naziism, by the by..... was a Very useful tool for Hitler.

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 06:06 PM (90T4r)

25 Calling out the baby-killing pizza joint for screwing over its workers on medical coverage IS AWESOME!!!

SUCK IT, &PIZZA and your SHITSTAIN MANAGEMENT

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2019 06:06 PM (Mouru)

26 They'll support your individuality and self-expression just so long as you stay unattached and on the clock.

Or if you restrict your sexual activities to sodomy and anal sex. They love that. You get bonus points at FarceBook for coming to work with a Dirty Sanchez.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 19, 2019 06:07 PM (weya0)

27
Ace's excerpt is all about abortion, but lord, it's stuff as miniscule as uttering the phrase, "Fine People Hoax" on a YouTube video. It's accidentally taking the wrong road at a 36-way intersection of identities and grievance groups. It's accidentally misspelling "Mao." That's what concerns me.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2019 06:07 PM (M9ntN)

28 I had never heard of that pizza joint until now. Scratch that I guess.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 06:07 PM (H4VdJ)

29 Tom Cotton.... Josh Hawley..... hope for the Right....

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 06:07 PM (90T4r)

30
btw, how absurd is it for "libertarians" to object to conservatives objecting being censored by big corporations?

Oh yes, how authoritarian of us to oppose authoritarianism and demand it stop!!

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 06:07 PM (OAYzD)

31 The abortion issue has nothing to do with democracy or Congress or the Executive branch, at all. The SCOTUS took over the abortion, all to its own, and declared itself the one and only decider of all things abortion.

Increasingly, over more and more of life, that's how its going. That's part of why I oppose courts ruling over lesser courts and what they can decide on. We do not need to give them any more power, especially as the constitution tells us who has that power (congress).

The reason courts have been used for this stuff is because people who could not get congress or voters to do what they want ran to courts to get it done instead. Over the will of the people.

The answer to that is NOT more court decisions.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 06:07 PM (39g3+)

32 I had to dig it out with a hot knife it was so deep and determined to stay locked in.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:56 PM (xTFXi)

Oh. Hell. No.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 06:08 PM (YTwfq)

33 On the plus side. I have saved thousands not going to movies, etc. I try to give them as little of my money as I can.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 06:06 PM (H4VdJ)

====
Me too.

Best part is I have channeled that money into guns, ammo, and classic cars. Maybe a little was siphoned into the beer and alcohol accounts.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 06:08 PM (pw+jk)

34 when it comes to the big companies trying to dictate our lives I just think 'what would chick-fil-a do'
I can't believe it took so long to eat there
damn hawaii

Posted by: navycopjoe at June 19, 2019 06:08 PM (z9rum)

35 Breaking news: CEOs are bunch of weasels.

Posted by: dantesed at June 19, 2019 06:08 PM (88xKn)

36 32 I had to dig it out with a hot knife it was so deep and determined to stay locked in.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:56 PM (xTFXi)

Oh. Hell. No.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 06:08 PM (YTwfq)

Look at the bright side, at least he didn't use a Power Drill.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 06:08 PM (Kpl3J)

37 >>>I would be more amenable to the libertarian argument regarding corporations if they were willing to stay the fuck out of political meddling. Once you use your power against me, I'm going to use my power, through my elected representatives, against you.

you know, there's a lawsuit to be had here. A corporation that acts beyond its corporate charter can be sued for ultra vires, beyond the charter.

Now, most such suits are over stuff like corporate charity but those suits don't work because of the very malleable concept of "goodwill." If a corporation thinks that donating to Planned Parenthood buys it more goodwill, it's within the corporate charter (as increasing goodwill is always or almost always permitted as a basic function of business).

HOWEVER, alienating half the country, and threatening them, etc., do not increase goodwill. They decrease it.

Also, I'm 99% sure they don't run polls about this stuff to determine if such a move would increase goodwill or not. I think I know that because I know a guy who does consulting and was asked about this sort of issue, asked by the CEO of a MAJOR, MAJOR corporation for advice (because he thought all the liberal marketing department people and mid-level managers were just telling them their Get Trump opinion, not necessarily reflective of popular opinion).

Anyway, he started to do a study, and so began looking for previous studies on this sort of issue for a background and template for his own study.

His findings? THERE HAS NEVER BEEN AN ACTUAL STUDY OR POLL DONE ON A CORPORATE POLITICAL POSITIONING MOVE. N-E-V-E-R.

His was the first.

Therefore, I think an ultra vires lawsuit could prevail -- just ask them, "and what studies or surveys did you do to satisfy yourself that this was the best move for increasing goodwill, rather than your own partisan achings?"

I guarantee they will not have done one. They'll just say something like "It's the sense I got from friends and from Twitter and FaceBook."

And then go to the jury.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 06:08 PM (PbpT7)

38 Fucking progressive locusts. they fail, miserably, then just move on to infecting the next thing, and the next.

If I had employee bitching about the need for the corporation to take a political stand, I would immediately fire said employees.

My company has a policy - you can NEVER bring anything political into the work place - not a t-shirt, button, bumper sticker, nada. They get pissy if you car has a bumper sticker on it and it is in their lot.

I agree with this policy.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 06:09 PM (VPvxh)

39 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at June 19, 2019 06:09 PM (1XAal)

40
Carpe Donktum does it again!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUycb90koJM

And his Hope Hicks vid is good, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 06:09 PM (OAYzD)

41 It sounded good, but it's just words. There's no call for any discrete action or definitive statement regarding what he or any other GOP individual, committee or other lawmaking entity is going to do.

Nothing but lip service.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2019 06:10 PM (e0nNm)

42 This confluence of Big Business and the Democrat Party Deep State apparatchik class is the textbook definition of Fascism.

And yet AntiFa calls me a Nazi? Go fucking pound sand and open an actual history book, one not written by Howard Zinn, and get some actual knowledge.

Or else.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 19, 2019 06:10 PM (c3RnB)

43 Netflix hasn't fulfilled its promise to leave Georgia yet. They are shooting scenes for something called "Ozark" in Savannah next week, and will be closing down major portions of River Street (where all the "tourons" hang out).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 06:10 PM (ptqGC)

44 Their pizza is lousy.
And fuck those companies.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 19, 2019 06:10 PM (ufFY8)

45 I'm kind of OK with corps going all SJW.

It says "hey, I'm a baby killing homo and I don't share your values, so don't buy my products."


And I won't.

/looking at you Gilette and Nabisco, to name a few...

Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD at June 19, 2019 06:11 PM (Cczdz)

46 40 i'd like to do a video with Hope Hicks
ohhhhh yeah

Posted by: navycopjoe at June 19, 2019 06:11 PM (z9rum)

47 Good...hopefully they get the message.

Honk. Honk.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 19, 2019 06:11 PM (ZL5wJ)

48 Me too.

Best part is I have channeled that money into guns, ammo, and classic cars. Maybe a little was siphoned into the beer and alcohol accounts.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 06:08 PM

Same here except the classic car part because I have teenagers that find many uses for my money. Oh and the guns and ammo part too. I mean after my tragic boating accident in one of our 11,000 lakes, I mean I can't remember which one? But seriously, I haven't been to a movie in probably 8 or 9 months, youngest begged me to take her to Star Wars and I did. Other than that there's actors that are on my no-go list. Even at home I will not watch their shit. Fuck them sideways with a flaming pineapple.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 06:11 PM (H4VdJ)

49 I had never heard of that pizza joint until now.

Same here.

Posted by: Basement Cat at June 19, 2019 06:12 PM (pPNCa)

50 Maybe I'm just a bad libertarian but when I say I want to be left alone, I mean that from all entities that want to have a say over me, be it governmental or private.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 19, 2019 06:12 PM (GbPPJ)

51 Culture war grinds on

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 06:12 PM (bcbK8)

52 43
Netflix hasn't fulfilled its promise to leave Georgia yet. They are
shooting scenes for something called "Ozark" in Savannah next week, and
will be closing down major portions of River Street (where all the
"tourons" hang out).


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 06:10 PM (ptqGC)

Ozark is actually sort of entertaining, but it has liberal douchebag Laura Linney in it. The writers tend to cram in too much shit in too little of a time period, which stretches credulity.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 19, 2019 06:12 PM (ufFY8)

53 Time to pecker-slap them Cotton.

Posted by: Exurban Doug at June 19, 2019 06:12 PM (GzgV1)

54 Um, Tom, about that "losing control of the judiciary" part ......


A few million fresh officially welcomed and released illegals, gun owners in states containing about half the population, and lots of other folks and issues would like a word with you.


And even if the judiciary was being fixed, as opposed to tweaked, with personnel changes - or if nothing at all was happening - the corporations doing this crap would be doing it.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2019 06:12 PM (QDnY+)

55 Apparently ace did NOT want to hear about my vasectomy gone horribly wrong. I thought we were just getting started. Go figure.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 06:04 PM (OX6sG)

======
I have a real horror show story about a vasectomy gone wrong. This is scarier than an IRS audit.
A friend of mine got a vasectomy and then 3 years later his wife had to make a very uncomfortable call that she was pregnant. Those of you who have delicate stomachs may want not want to read the following.
Then after the fight, he found out it was his and that the doc had a history of not snipping enough and the tubes had grown back. He'd been shooting live ammo for months.

22 years of paying for a kid that was 8 years younger than his other three... AND college. That is fucking scary.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 06:13 PM (pw+jk)

56 Therefore, I think an ultra vires lawsuit could prevail -- just ask them, "and what studies or surveys did you do to satisfy yourself that this was the best move for increasing goodwill, rather than your own partisan achings?"



That's an interesting peg to hang some kind of legislation on. Because unfortunately, corporations have First Amendment rights also and any legislation designed to make them STFU on politics will almost certainly be shot down in the courts.

Ultra vires as a doctrine has nearly died out -- corporate chiefs seem to be able to do pretty much anything they want without worrying about any pushback from the shareholders -- but maybe its time to reverse that trend through legislation.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2019 06:13 PM (Mouru)

57 Something to remember though: 70 years ago corporations were more or less doing the same thing... but on our side. They ran ads promoting a certain viewpoint about women and men, and marriage and family. Patriotism, Christianity, etc all were not just assumed but promoted in all media, in ads, in packaging for products.

It was presumed that was how everyone ought to behave and anyone who questioned it all was shamed, fired, banned from public discourse, etc.

There was no social media to shut people out from or demonetize, but try to get a book published, make a speech, write a magazine article, make a movie all about how two dudes ought to be able to marry, or that some fella who hacks their bits off and declares themselves a woman should be treated as one.

I'm not endorsing this idea, I'm just pointing out that corporations taking social and political stances isn't new. Putting a rainbow on your corporate logo is new, but promoting some ideology with it is not, it just was ideology we support and agree with.

This isn't an argument that what they are doing is okay, its just a bit of perspective to consider when discussing this. You can't factually and honestly argue "this is new and has to stop" because it isn't. The argument cannot start from unprecedented political involvement or cultural trends.

It has to start from somewhere else, such as an absolute foundation for moral and ethical behavior which you cling to rather than the latest cultural and progressive trends. Right and wrong isn't what popular or traditional or familiar or groundbreaking. Its what is true regardless of culture or time or personal feelings.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 06:13 PM (39g3+)

58 50 Maybe I'm just a bad libertarian but when I say I want to be left alone, I mean that from all entities that want to have a say over me, be it governmental or private.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 19, 2019 06:12 PM (GbPPJ)

So what's a good libertarian?

Asking as someone who's voted Libertarian, when I was young and needed the money.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 06:13 PM (bcbK8)

59 People need to keep in mind that fashions come and go. The CEOs are jumping head first into this fashionable, juvenile leftism - and it is nothing but fashion - but it will not be something to crow about in public forever. At some point being an adult will, again, be in style .. because it has to be.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 19, 2019 06:13 PM (weya0)

60 I am sad to say the company I worked for hosted BHO twice while he was on the campaign trail, all while their Code of Conduct strictly forbade using company assets for political purposes.
That CEO is gone now and the new guy seems more focused on actually building the business, so that's good, but the bottom line is corporations are political entities and make decisions based partially on the politics of any situation.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 19, 2019 06:13 PM (T8A10)

61 What conservatives should understand, but leftists don't, is that business is more accountable and less powerful over your personal life than government. But they're both pernicious and destructive, and neither one is to be trusted.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 06:04 PM (39g3+)

The problem is that to truly strike at these companies requires lifestyle changes that few or, in my opinion, no one is willing to make. Other than myself, but I can't do it alone.

"But but but but my kids LOVE Disneyland!!!! And they've only been there 3 times!!!! I can't let them suffer like that!!!!"

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 06:13 PM (YTwfq)

62

Booker has volunteered to let Good Morning America livestream the digging out of ticks from his ballsack... that's gonna put us over the top, I tells ya!

Posted by: Chieftess Pow Wow at June 19, 2019 06:13 PM (UFLLM)

63 the conservative critique of corporate power is spreading.

Because the Names have gone out of alignment. The true axis of power and - soon - the issuance of currency is shifting to the corporations. We're sliding into corporate oligarchy.

Zheng Ming is coming, one way or another.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 06:14 PM (ykYG2)

64 Yeah, have to say our Deep State is Fascist, straight up... just a fascist socialist totalitarian movement... the 3rd Worlders they encourage to overrun our country are totes cool with this....

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 06:14 PM (90T4r)

65 41 It sounded good, but it's just words. There's no call for any discrete action or definitive statement regarding what he or any other GOP individual, committee or other lawmaking entity is going to do.

Nothing but lip service.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2019 06:10 PM (e0nNm)

Name something that he actually has the power to do that would address this.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 06:14 PM (Kpl3J)

66 *golf clap* Nicely done Cotton.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2019 06:14 PM (dUJdY)

67 Anti-abortion is the new Abolitionist movement.

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 19, 2019 06:14 PM (dm05u)

68 >>>That's an interesting peg to hang some kind of legislation on.

no legislation needed, shareholders are fully empowered to file suit.

If the corporation can't even point to a survey it did -- and my source says they, you know, never do -- then how can they say they're doing any due diligence in these political maneuvers?

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 06:14 PM (PbpT7)

69 NCJ!


And while the Gleichschaltung is repugnant, and widespread, and includes much of corporate Amerikkka, it's not "forced" on us, Tom. Don't consume the crap these companies excrete, and you have to read about it at places like this to know it's happening.



Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2019 06:15 PM (QDnY+)

70 #37 ACE YOU FUCKING GENIUS!

exactly. And such a lawsuit can be brought by any shareholder. You are supposed to be maximizing shareholder value, how is signing the corporation's name to an abortion policy (for or against) do that?

Ask at a shareholder meeting, and keep asking. After they mealy mouth the answer, launch a shareholder lawsuit. Straight up - the public company is not your private fiefdom, and you don't get to burn goodwill (which is a substantial portion of any company's book value) on your private fucking causes.

It is literally stealing value from the corporation, which is stealing from you.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 06:15 PM (VPvxh)

71 I had never heard of that pizza joint until now

Me either, some East Coast thing, maybe NY only. But there's a big trend of companies doing big time virtue signalling leftist wokeage and treating their employees like trash. There is an article came out today about Facebook employees and what a hellish place it is to work at. Amazon is infamous for how ghastly their business is to work for.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 06:15 PM (39g3+)

72 I know some left-wing Arkansans who all but burst into flames at the mention of Tom Cotton. Clearly, he genuinely terrifies them.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 19, 2019 06:15 PM (Vgw1E)

73 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 06:13 PM (39g3+)

Patriotism is not a social stance. You can't have a friggin country without patriots.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 19, 2019 06:15 PM (weya0)

74 So what's a good libertarian?

The one who brings the best weed lmao.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 06:15 PM (ykYG2)

75 "what about those other CEOs? Why do they think babies are 'bad for business?' Perhaps because they want their workers to focus single-mindedly on working-not building a family and raising children."

that may be part of it, but also the destruction of the family attitude, which is Christian/American, and tied to the rights of the sovereign individual.


Abortions degrade the sacred view of family, which not only builds their workers' devotion to company, but turns their consumers toward the globalist doctrine of debt and consumption.


That path of personal satisfaction through new toys (the drug of consumerism, built on unlimited credit provided by the corporations or the government, all fiat money leveraged to infinity) is an addiction that spans the globe ... at least for countries with advanced credit systems. BigFiatMoney is shaping the "New Man", and they will hold all the liens.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 19, 2019 06:16 PM (Cus5s)

76 Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 06:13 PM (pw+jk)

Much better than paying for college for a kid that wasn't his, but it sounds like an avenue for a lawsuit.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 06:16 PM (ivkO2)

77 These CEO s are some dumb fuckers, hunh?


Piss off half hour customers
???
Profit!

Posted by: Yo! at June 19, 2019 06:16 PM (1XAal)

78 Zheng Ming is coming, one way or another.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 06:14 PM (ykYG2)

Is that the Rectification of the Vuldronaii?

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 06:16 PM (Kpl3J)

79 Therefore, I think an ultra vires lawsuit could prevail -- just ask them, "and what studies or surveys did you do to satisfy yourself that this was the best move for increasing goodwill, rather than your own partisan achings?"

If only we had a George Soros type who would advance just such a lawsuit or promote the action of this kind instead of a bunch of nobodies coming up with it and right wing money being bundled up because there's no profit in it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 06:16 PM (39g3+)

80 ace is hinting at the primary [not only] answer here - shareholders. Private entities, barfing up their crap as private entities. Private action should be available.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2019 06:16 PM (QDnY+)

81 So what's a good libertarian?

Asking as someone who's voted Libertarian, when I was young and needed the money.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 06:13 PM (bcbK



Me, obviously. *eyeroll*

Let's just not discuss the Libertarian Party. Even this hive of scum and villany has standards.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at June 19, 2019 06:17 PM (GbPPJ)

82 This will come to blows. When one side of an argument just wants the other side to shut up without votes, logic, or history to back them up and when that same side declares all opposing democratic outcomes illegitimate, violence is always the outcome.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 19, 2019 06:17 PM (ETnOl)

83 69 hey rhomboid
I figured id stop by to say hi

Posted by: navycopjoe at June 19, 2019 06:17 PM (z9rum)

84 What these corps, celebrities, media, Hollywood etc. etc. FAIL to understand from a business perspective is that it's a business. At some juncture there's a breaking point and offending half your customers is a really shitty business model. I know I riffed on this the other day but until people start pushing back by NOT buying, clicking etc. their shit then there's no reason to change. No I am not perfect but I try and not give them any business etc. when I can.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 06:17 PM (H4VdJ)

85 Then after the fight, he found out it was his and that the doc had a history of not snipping enough and the tubes had grown back. He'd been shooting live ammo for months.

22 years of paying for a kid that was 8 years younger than his other three... AND college. That is fucking scary.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 06:13 PM (pw+jk)

Good thing he didn't have a side piece.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 06:17 PM (YTwfq)

86 no legislation needed, shareholders are fully empowered to file suit.

If the corporation can't even point to a survey it did -- and my source says they, you know, never do -- then how can they say they're doing any due diligence in these political maneuvers?

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 06:14 PM (PbpT7)


I wouldn't get too excited about this approach. If courts allowed corporations to set up golden parachutes and poison pills (which are specifically against the interest of the shareholders and specifically lessen value, as is the exact intent, just to save management's jobs) then I doubt any court is going to take a corporation to task for any of these social stances, not on the fiduciary, or corporate charter, angle, at least.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 19, 2019 06:18 PM (weya0)

87 Once upon an time I was a card carrying dues paying member of the Libertarian Party.

Then one day 19 assholes stole four airplanes and knocked down a couple of buildings in New York and the Libertarian Party couldn't come up with a solid stand on whether or not military action was justified as a response to it.

Fuck those doped up pacifists. Party of principal my tick-free ballsack (it's the kilts, keeps those little buggers from being able to get a good grip).

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 19, 2019 06:18 PM (T8A10)

88 you know, there's a lawsuit to be had here. A corporation that acts beyond its corporate charter can be sued for ultra vires, beyond the charter.

So far that's been a bust. Corporate officers are generally able to present it as branding and marketing. The real solution is for CEOs to start losing their jobs because their wokeness is costing the shareholders money.

Remember when the Target CEO lost his job after hackers took all Target's customer data? A few weeks after that the company at which I was working handed down a set of draconian computer security rules. We went from being unable to get money for security all the way to the envy of world intelligence agencies. I'm exaggerating, but not as much as you'd think.

If you want to get a CEO's attention, fire one of his friends. Pour encourager les autres.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 06:18 PM (h2Bdk)

89 no legislation needed, shareholders are fully empowered to file suit.

Shareholders suing a corporation for misusing its corporate assets has basically died under the expanding business judgment rule. Judges aren't suddenly going to be allowing these suits just because a lot of CEOs are shooting their mouths off about politics.

There would need to be legislation to change the current rules. And frankly, this would probably need to come from the statehouses rather than from the fed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2019 06:18 PM (Mouru)

90 I am troubled by the modern idea that Corporations, or Governments, have RIGHTs.

They don't. They are Legal structures created by Men. They have powers and duties, but only Nature or God gives us Rights.

The idea that a CEO or President of a company, can use the Megaphone of that company to espouse a political viewpoint, not in THEIR name, but hiding behind the power and wealth of a company Logo, distorts what Democracy we do have.

Then add in Lobbyists, who often write legislation for their bought and paid for Politicians, and the Republic itself is in trouble.

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 06:18 PM (NgKpN)

91 this is pretty great. I'm conservative as fuck and I don't give a shit about muh private business if its a fucking cultural warrior main battle tank that scares the shit out of everyone who dares disagree with their SJW lunacy.

And it's not conservative to let yourself be ruled by outside force, whether a government or a corporation.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 06:19 PM (JziUy)

92

.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 06:19 PM (OAYzD)

93 87 could be much much worse
im still a democrat

Posted by: navycopjoe at June 19, 2019 06:19 PM (z9rum)

94 I worked for a company that opposed an "anti tranny" law in TN. No legitimate business reason for doing it other than to alienate the local yokels.

Posted by: Regular joe at June 19, 2019 06:19 PM (6/uwW)

95 So , let me see, we have arrayed against us.... the entire Media, all of Education, half of Government, most at least many , Corporations, much of Law Enforcement, all of Entertainment..... what have I left out???


And on our side, we have.....

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 06:20 PM (90T4r)

96 OOMPA LOOMPA Jerry

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 06:20 PM (BqBId)

97 I think Ace's idea has some merit, at least to try. Not on a small level though, someone really big and high profile to put the fear of their god (money) into all of them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 06:20 PM (39g3+)

98 49 I had never heard of that pizza joint until now.

Same here.
Posted by: Basement Cat at June 19, 2019 06:12 PM (pPNCa)


Do they really make pizza, or do they just call a local pizza joint? So many of those trendy web companies are kinda fraudulent.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 06:20 PM (h2Bdk)

99 I guess I'll be off to the Barrel now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2019 06:20 PM (Mouru)

100 oh no!!!
just got here and I get to see a barreling
shame

Posted by: navycopjoe at June 19, 2019 06:21 PM (z9rum)

101 legislation needed, shareholders are fully empowered to file suit.

If the corporation can't even point to a survey it did -- and my source says they, you know, never do -- then how can they say they're doing any due diligence in these political maneuvers?

--------------

the reasons that corporations became leftwing behemoths is:

1. bunch of 90's lawsuits about harassment n shit.
2. weirdo foreigners coming to power because you know why
3. janice in HR watched too much lifetime.

we need an arms race of major lawsuits to swing corporations back to the center.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 06:21 PM (JziUy)

102 22 years of paying for a kid that was 8 years younger than his other three... AND college. That is fucking scary.

Scary, yes, but it sounds like they kept the child.

* waves to Fenelon, who is probably thinking the same thing *

Posted by: Basement Cat at June 19, 2019 06:21 PM (pPNCa)

103 Now I want some pizza.

Posted by: dantesed at June 19, 2019 06:21 PM (88xKn)

104 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at June 19, 2019 06:22 PM (Zz0t1)

105 Cute trick the SCOTUS pulled, there.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
------------

Emanations! Penumbras!

We found stuff that had lain undiscovered for 150 years! Because we're really, really smart.

Chief Justice Warren Burger

Justice William O. Douglas

Justice William J. Brennan

Justice Potter Stewart

Justice Thurgood Marshall

Justice Harry Blackmun

Justice Lewis Powell

Posted by: SCOTUS at June 19, 2019 06:22 PM (2qPhT)

106 And on our side, we have.....
Posted by: kraken

God.

Posted by: Cheri at June 19, 2019 06:22 PM (oiNtH)

107 Dear liver, pancreas, heart, digestive system and cock. I am really sorry about 1984-2009. Really, About that. Sorry.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 06:22 PM (H4VdJ)

108 wasn't you Cicero , it was Ace's liver.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 06:22 PM (ykYG2)

109 So, it's about time some bigwigs in the GOP started caring about their base.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 06:23 PM (JziUy)

110 God's not on our side. We just best hope we're on HIS side.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 06:23 PM (39g3+)

111 107 Dear liver, pancreas, heart, digestive system and cock. I am really sorry about 1984-2009. Really, About that. Sorry.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 06:22 PM (H4VdJ)


Cryptic comment, is this......

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 06:23 PM (90T4r)

112 wasn't you Cicero , it was Ace's liver.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 06:22 PM (ykYG2)


What a relief. Have you seen this inside of this thing?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2019 06:23 PM (Mouru)

113 could be much much worse

im still a democrat

Posted by: navycopjoe at June 19, 2019 06:19 PM (z9rum)


Yeah, but you were a blackshoe too, and those guys are just weird.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 19, 2019 06:23 PM (T8A10)

114 just got here and I get to see a barreling
shame


Do you still follow Da Bears and Da Cubbies?

Posted by: Basement Cat at June 19, 2019 06:23 PM (pPNCa)

115 Name something that he actually has the power to do that would address this.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 06:14 PM (Kpl3J)

Well...maybe he could request someone in some high place actually investigate these companies. Or perhaps he could say he's initiating legislation to regulate these companies or a bill that would pursue some kind of monopoly busting.

Something actionable. Or he (and we) can just bitch about it some more. That seems to be de rigueur and effective.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2019 06:23 PM (e0nNm)

116 So, it's about time some bigwigs in the GOP started caring about their base.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 06:23 PM (JziUy)


Most GOP bigwigs hate their base.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 19, 2019 06:23 PM (weya0)

117 prosecutors recently dropped a charge of abortion against a man who brutally stabbed to death his girlfriend and her unborn child. They dropped that charge because the pro-abortion law that had just passed the legislature in Albany removed all criminal penalties for killing an unborn child.

A sign should be placed below any New York State Line sign that says "May God have mercy on all ye souls who enter here."

That is the most vile, disgusting thing I've read in a long time.

You can now walk up to a woman in NY who's pregnant, punch her in the belly repeatedly and kill her child and you'll only be charged for assaulting the woman.

Enjoy Judgment Day, New York Legislature and those that support you.

Posted by: Sponge at June 19, 2019 06:24 PM (Zz0t1)

118 And on our side, we have.....
Posted by: kraken

God.
Posted by: Cheri at June 19, 2019 06:22 PM (oiNtH)

Anybody seen him lately?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 06:24 PM (YTwfq)

119 110 God's not on our side. We just best hope we're on HIS side.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 06:23 PM (39g3+)

Yeah, hate to say it, maybe not, but God is not an American....

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 06:24 PM (90T4r)

120 Fuck those doped up pacifists. Party of principal my tick-free ballsack

That made me laugh, but the story of a tick in a ballsack-ewww.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 06:24 PM (ivkO2)

121
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 19, 2019 06:24 PM (KCxzN)

122 My multinational corporation wholeheartedly supports cuckoldry. You will allow us Capitalist Pig-dogs to fuck your wives with our big American cocks, and you will like it, Comrade!

Posted by: Fritz at June 19, 2019 06:25 PM (kLDv+)

123 it was Ace's liver.

Ace's liver was last seen in a seedy Thai tranny massage place in the company of Michael Cohen's cellphone.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 19, 2019 06:25 PM (ETnOl)

124 I didn't know details of the CEOs never doing studies about whether there is goodwill added by certain actions ... but I have long said these leftists at the heads of social media are acting AGAINST shareholder interest.


It is not "muh private company" ... they are a corporate entity with lotsa rules, most basic of which is increasing shareholder value, not pushing the radical left view of the nuts in silicon valley, and stomping on half their customers.



There is just no way that the decision to block all conservatives, defund them, on purely political grounds, was a decision to increase consumer participation. It has been the reason many are lookinng high and low for alternatives, and why we try to find a neutral search engine instead of the Google propaganda machine.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 19, 2019 06:26 PM (Cus5s)

125 Tom Fitton
"One of the reasons we had the fraud Russia investigation was to protect Hillary Clinton and because of her. That search and destroy mission against @realDonaldTrump is a result of Hillary Clinton's dossier, which is still being used to go after him."

Tom Fitton
BIG: FBI official admits under oath FBI found Clinton emails in Obama WH and that there were nearly 49k emails from Clinton server on Anthony Weiner laptop! No wonder Hillary Clinton skated

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 06:26 PM (BqBId)

126 113 this is true, for some weird reason I enjoyed being the t-shirt slogan of the week

114 of course!!! although the cubbie bats need to wake up and soon
da bears defense is just insane now, lets see if the offense can step up

Posted by: navycopjoe at June 19, 2019 06:26 PM (z9rum)

127 Most GOP bigwigs hate their base.

---

you know it.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 06:26 PM (JziUy)

128 Not the worst vasectomy story I've heard.

Over on American Digest, Vanderleun once posted a story about a guy he knew in CT who had a vasectomy (at the behest of his wife, who then ran off with the roofer), then later fell in with an English lady who wanted him to get the vasectomy reversed (so they could have a kid together and thus smooth the path to her getting U.S. citizenship), so he did, and suffered three days of agony (this was the '80s and reversing operations were a bit cruder then).

Turns out the operation wasn't successful in the fertility department anyway, though, and so his English lady friend up and left him. Such is life.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 19, 2019 06:26 PM (Vgw1E)

129 Abortions for some, miniature American Flags for others....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIgSTjzrmRg

Posted by: Kang at June 19, 2019 06:26 PM (1kJfL)

130 Abortion is just the beginning for the corporations. I wouldn't be surprised if their next direction is religion altogether. Any ideology that tells the little people to resist their betters will be deemed 'divisive' and therefore not in the best interest of society.

By religion I mean Christianity, most other religions don't have a problem with central power, abortion or even infanticide.

Posted by: Decaf at June 19, 2019 06:27 PM (PUz4C)

131 95 So , let me see, we have arrayed against us.... the entire Media, all of Education, half of Government, most at least many , Corporations, much of Law Enforcement, all of Entertainment..... what have I left out???


And on our side, we have.....
Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 06:20 PM (90T4r)


We're on a mission from God.

Posted by: Jake and Elwood at June 19, 2019 06:27 PM (h2Bdk)

132 Then after the fight, he found out it was his and
that the doc had a history of not snipping enough and the tubes had
grown back. He'd been shooting live ammo for months.

22 years of paying for a kid that was 8 years younger than his other three... AND college. That is fucking scary.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 06:13 PM (pw+jk)

well, thats why they cauterize the ends of the vas. That guy was just a quack. Hell any moron here will cauterize anything at any time. Its in the AoSHQEMM

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 06:27 PM (OX6sG)

133 Ozark is actually sort of entertaining, but it has liberal douchebag Laura Linney in it. The writers tend to cram in too much shit in too little of a time period, which stretches credulity.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 19, 2019 06:12 PM (ufFY



I have to say, I enjoy the jam-packed approach of "Ozark" plotting and episodes,

as opposed to the usual 13 episode borefest where only 5-6 of the episodes really matter and the rest are about secondary characters and ruminating over the ramifications of the previous episode that really mattered for 2-3 episodes.

In short, more action is more better for serial TV drama.



Posted by: naturalfake at June 19, 2019 06:27 PM (r1/AF)

134 Anybody seen him lately?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 06:24 PM (YTwfq)

You mean like a burning bush-no, but I "see" God in numerous ways-in nature, in scripture, in hymns, in prayer, in meditation in people showing love when they were out of their comfort zone.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 06:27 PM (ivkO2)

135 It is gaslighting all the way down.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 19, 2019 06:28 PM (nJL+9)

136 Cryptic comment, is this......
Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 06:23 PM

It was from the last thread, I pondered if we had to write an apology letter to all the body parts we abused over the years.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 06:28 PM (H4VdJ)

137 So just to answer my own question that I posed in the last thread...in 2003 Eason Jordon of CNN admitted they knew all about Saddam Hussein's rape rooms and such and said nothing because they didn't want to limit their access. Later he came out with some tripe about not wanting to subject their sources to torture and death. Very magnanimous of them. Just goes to show...CNN has always been a bunch of jackasses.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 19, 2019 06:28 PM (T8A10)

138 That made me laugh, but the story of a tick in a ballsack-ewww.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 06:24 PM (ivkO2)

*waves to Fen*

Seeing Fen talk about ballsacks makes me giggle.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 06:29 PM (YTwfq)

139 andPizza looks like it is mostly DC and MAryland, with a smattering in NYC and Philly.

The pizza looks...okay. But it is a stupid shape. Unless it's a Sicilian or a Detroit pizza...it better be round.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 19, 2019 06:30 PM (wYseH)

140 I love you Fen, but ditch the hymns and get real...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0I6BjSONmY

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 19, 2019 06:30 PM (ETnOl)

141 What's more, if you eliminate religion then the corporations won't have to acknowledge holidays and pay workers for those days.

Holidays originated from holy days so I'm thinking corporations, or elites which is the same thing, will go after the name or the concept of holidays.

Posted by: Decaf at June 19, 2019 06:30 PM (PUz4C)

142 Its pretty obvious that any movement which promotes the murder of children is not one any sane or ethical person can even slightly defend or promote. Any organization that attacks families, men for being men, and the very idea of worshiping God is in the same boat.

There was a time in my youth when the Democratic Party was merely confused, mistaken. They were wrong on economics, but they were trying to find solutions to problems. Their approach on how to help needy people was wrong but it was an attempt to help people in need. And they had some good points, like how we should be more careful with the environment and work to reduce pollution.

But today? Today they seem to stand for evil on one position after another. Not mistaken. Not confused. Not misinformed. Evil.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 06:30 PM (39g3+)

143 It was from the last thread, I pondered if we had to write an apology letter to all the body parts we abused over the years.
Posted by: Minnfidel
------
Now, when you say 'abused', exactly what do you mean?

Posted by: Onan at June 19, 2019 06:30 PM (U7Mh9)

144 You can now walk up to a woman in NY who's pregnant, punch her in the belly repeatedly and kill her child and you'll only be charged for assaulting the woman.

Enjoy Judgment Day, New York Legislature and those that support you.
Posted by: Sponge at June 19, 2019 06:24 PM (Zz0t1)


I've absorbed enough good old-fashioned Calvinism from my youth that I am not, and probably never will be, 100% certain of my salvation. I'll probably always have a nagging fear that when I die, I won't make the cut, and off to the lake of fire I go.

However, what does make me feel better about that is the knowledge that if I'm going to the infernal regions, those fuckers are going with me. And on Judgment Day, I'm gonna laugh at them alllll the way down.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 19, 2019 06:30 PM (Vgw1E)

145 It would probably help to reexamine copyright and patent law in light of all these corporations becoming explicitly political.

If Disney wants to attack half the country, then why should we give them exclusive control over an eighty year old cartoon?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 19, 2019 06:31 PM (wCmLp)

146 Anybody seen Him lately?

Not seen, exactly. But then, I'm Catholic

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 06:31 PM (ykYG2)

147 Steven Crowder got notification from Twitter that they have received 'official correspondence' about his Twitter acct.

Apparently, something in one of his tweets is in violation of....Pakistan law.



https://tinyurl.com/yy85ggk7

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 06:31 PM (cF8AT)

148 Something actionable. Or he (and we) can just bitch about it some more. That seems to be de rigueur and effective.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2019 06:23 PM (e0nNm)

If'n I was a Congresscritter?

I'd propose legislation that, any company that does business across State Lines, must adhere to the US Constitutions Bill of Rights.


Or their business cannot cross State Lines, thus invoking the regulation of Interstate Commerce Clause.


It would stop POLITIAL silencing on the net cold, and would stop Banks from not servicing Gun stores.

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 06:31 PM (NgKpN)

149 Juggalos are libertarians.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 06:31 PM (xTFXi)

150 130 Abortion is just the beginning for the corporations. I wouldn't be surprised if their next direction is religion altogether. Any ideology that tells the little people to resist their betters will be deemed 'divisive' and therefore not in the best interest of society.

By religion I mean Christianity, most other religions don't have a problem with central power, abortion or even infanticide.
Posted by: Decaf at June 19, 2019 06:27 PM (PUz4C)


That wouldn't surprise me. At this point whole generations of kids have been raised to be atheists by the schools.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 06:31 PM (h2Bdk)

151 The list of CEOs was all obvious lefties, and many of their companies were jokes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 06:31 PM (oVJmc)

152 if we had to write an apology letter to all the body parts we abused over the years.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 06:28 PM (H4VdJ)

12-16 might be brutal.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 19, 2019 06:31 PM (wYseH)

153 So I shouldn't go to the DR for my hitmen?

@Breaking911 2m

BREAKING: Dominican Republic lead prosecutor says shooting of ex-Red Sox slugger David Ortiz was result of mistaken identity - AP

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2019 06:31 PM (DrqHq)

154 142

But today? Today they seem to stand for evil on one position after another. Not mistaken. Not confused. Not misinformed. Evil.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 06:30 PM (39g3+)

Yep.... pretty indefensible lot.....

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 06:31 PM (90T4r)

155 the reasons that corporations became leftwing behemoths is:

1. bunch of 90's lawsuits about harassment n shit.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 06:21 PM (JziUy)


Yep. The courts have been instrumental in perverting so much of society - civil courts being the worst. They let bullshit suits go through and then juries are happy as shit to hand down insane "damages" that the courts just happily act as if they made sense. It's pathetic and dangerous and cannot go on much longer as it has.

The idea that you can have a pool, put a 15 foot fence up around it, with barbed wire, and some kid cuts the fence and illegally trespasses on your property and then dies in your pool like a spaz, you are held liable for his illegal actions against you and you have to enrich his family. It's beyond crazy.

With this sort of an insane notion of "liability" no one is ever safe in this society. And juries are happy to return judgments of $47.32 trillion dollars for someone who cut his nose off with a hack saw because there was no warning on the blade not to cut ones nose with it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 19, 2019 06:32 PM (weya0)

156 if we had to write an apology letter to all the body parts we abused over the years.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 06:28 PM (H4VdJ)

12-16 might be brutal.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 19, 2019 06:31 PM

Better get some more paper

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 06:32 PM (H4VdJ)

157 Seeing Fen talk about ballsacks makes me giggle.


I'm not sure whether to be proud or ashamed of our influence on Fen.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 19, 2019 06:33 PM (ETnOl)

158 123 it was Ace's liver.

Ace's liver was last seen in a seedy Thai tranny massage place in the company of Michael Cohen's cellphone.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 19, 2019 06:25 PM (ETnOl)


Look, it was just a massage. A very expensive massage.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 06:33 PM (h2Bdk)

159 It's all fun and games until the penetration becomes stale, dry and routine.

Posted by: Fritz at June 19, 2019 06:33 PM (kLDv+)

160 Well it's been great seeing everyone again but Mrs Hades is away so I might as well go to work. Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 19, 2019 06:33 PM (T8A10)

161 Well...maybe he could request someone in some high place actually investigate these companies. Or perhaps he could say he's initiating legislation to regulate these companies or a bill that would pursue some kind of monopoly busting. "

Maybe I'm skeptical because my mind instantly goes to these ideas and - investigate? Investigate what? We don't like what they're doing, but there's certainly no law against it. (the issue of a shareholder lawsuit for diminished value is a private matter) Also - legislation? He's in Nancy Pelosi's Congress. Name anything Tom Cotton could propose on any issue that won't get laughed out of Congress by Nancy 30 minutes after he proposes it.

So this is an issue where there currently are NO options except to talk about it and inform the public, with the goal being to build up enough of a movement to take back Congress and THEN maybe talking about taking away some tax breaks or something.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 06:33 PM (Kpl3J)

162 I'll probably always have a nagging fear that when I die, I won't make the cut, and off to the lake of fire I go.

Yeah well I've been a Calvinist almost my entire life, and I'm in the same boat. If I make it to paradise, its gonna be by the skin of my teeth, barely. I'll be the guy out back of the mansions Jesus is preparing for others more deserving, digging ditches and living in a grass hut.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 06:33 PM (39g3+)

163 You mean like a burning bush-no, but I "see" God in numerous ways-in nature, in scripture, in hymns, in prayer, in meditation in people showing love when they were out of their comfort zone.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 06:27 PM (ivkO2)

Yeah I know, I was just being sarcastic. I should stop that.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 06:33 PM (YTwfq)

164 BREAKING: Dominican Republic lead prosecutor says shooting of ex-Red Sox slugger David Ortiz was result of mistaken identity - AP

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2019 06:31 PM (DrqHq)

Yeah, that's not gonna help your current tourism problems...at.all.

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 06:34 PM (cF8AT)

165 139 Detroit has pizza?
i'm pretty sure there's only one place in the US to get a pizza worthy of eating and that would be the land of greatness aka CHICAGO

Posted by: navycopjoe at June 19, 2019 06:34 PM (z9rum)

166 With this sort of an insane notion of "liability" no one is ever safe in this society. And juries are happy to return judgments of $47.32 trillion dollars for someone who cut his nose off with a hack saw because there was no warning on the blade not to cut ones nose with it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 19, 2019 06:32 PM (weya0)


Um, what state are we talking about here?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: The Cicero Law Offices, Your Hacksaw Injury Bulldog -- "Ill Fight For You!" at June 19, 2019 06:34 PM (Mouru)

167
BREAKING: Dominican Republic lead prosecutor says shooting of ex-Red Sox slugger David Ortiz was result of mistaken identity - AP


LOL! hahahahaha, what a farce!!

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 06:34 PM (5TrFX)

168 BREAKING: Dominican Republic lead prosecutor says shooting of ex-Red Sox slugger David Ortiz was result of mistaken identity - AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2019 06:31 PM

Come for the fake booze coma, stay for the mistaken identity shooting! My wife and I were considering Dominican next year. We spent way to much in Hawaii. And were looking for a cheaper option and some friends were there a few years back and loved it. Now I am not so sure.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 06:34 PM (H4VdJ)

169 "It's not "liberal" dogma.

It's goddam TOTALITARIAN dogma. And catma.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 06:02 PM (OAYzD)"

- - - - - - -

The socialist, elitist, totalitarians are already behaving like the Soviet apparatchiks who had a separate and exclusive lane on roads just for them so they were not impeded by the lumpen proletariats.

Posted by: Decaf at June 19, 2019 06:34 PM (PUz4C)

170 Dominican Republic lead prosecutor says shooting of ex-Red Sox slugger David Ortiz was result of mistaken identity

Great, so instead of being a deliberate hit, anyone could randomly be shot by some pot-addled rasta? Much better.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 06:34 PM (39g3+)

171 Do not personally worry about my afterlife. It is really spelled out clearly, in the Bible.

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 06:35 PM (90T4r)

172 Sounds like a boring movie.

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 06:35 PM (v0R5T)

173 By religion I mean Christianity, most other religions don't have a problem with central power, abortion or even infanticide.

Islam has a problem with abortion and (especially) infanticide - to give it its due. There's a whole sura, Duha, attacking infanticides who are killing girls.

Islam does assume that the parties involved are Muslims - but then, Islam assumes that all babies in the womb are Muslim until birth.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 06:35 PM (ykYG2)

174 BREAKING: Dominican Republic lead prosecutor says shooting of ex-Red Sox slugger David Ortiz was result of mistaken identity - AP

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2019 06:31 PM (DrqHq)


So, did they kill the right guy, eventually?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 19, 2019 06:35 PM (weya0)

175 The corporate wars; started they have.

Posted by: Yoda at June 19, 2019 06:36 PM (gmo/4)

176 165 139 Detroit has pizza?
i'm pretty sure there's only one place in the US to get a pizza worthy of eating and that would be the land of greatness aka CHICAGO
Posted by: navycopjoe at June 19, 2019 06:34 PM (z9rum)


Yeah, I suppose. Must be good if it's worth getting shot at.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 06:36 PM (h2Bdk)

177 Detroit has pizza?

Yeah its square, kinda deep dish. Its not bad, but its not as good as Chicago, in my opinion.

You know what annoys me? People trying to make deep dish pizza who don't know what the hell it is. Hey Pizza Hut, deep dish pizza is a pie, its not a damned loaf of bread with the same toppings as usual on top. I'm looking at you DiGornio. That's not deep dish, its a crappy sandwich.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 06:36 PM (39g3+)

178 >>>174 BREAKING: Dominican Republic lead prosecutor says shooting of ex-Red Sox slugger David Ortiz was result of mistaken identity - AP

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2019 06:31 PM (DrqHq)

So, did they kill the right guy, eventually?

hah!

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 06:36 PM (PbpT7)

179 News flash the Hill reports Dems caving on some broder funding

Posted by: Regular joe at June 19, 2019 06:36 PM (6/uwW)

180 Great, so instead of being a deliberate hit, anyone could randomly be shot by some pot-addled rasta? Much better.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 06:34 PM (39g3+)


Assassins are hash-addled, not pot-addled.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 19, 2019 06:36 PM (weya0)

181 The corporate wars; started they have.
Posted by: Yoda at June 19, 2019 06:36 PM

Speaking of, you know who's an annoying elitist ignorant little fuck? Spike Lee. I hope someone shits on his glasses.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 06:37 PM (H4VdJ)

182
So I shouldn't go to the DR for my hitmen?



@Breaking911 2m



BREAKING: Dominican Republic lead prosecutor says shooting of ex-Red
Sox slugger David Ortiz was result of mistaken identity - AP

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2019 06:31 PM (DrqHq)


You could have stopped at I shouldn't go to the DR.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 19, 2019 06:37 PM (9Om/r)

183 There is just no way that the decision to block all conservatives, defund them, on purely political grounds, was a decision to increase consumer participation. It has been the reason many are lookinng high and low for alternatives, and why we try to find a neutral search engine instead of the Google propaganda machine.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 19, 2019 06:26 PM (Cus5s)

Sadly, there is a rational business case to be made to silence the US Right.

Most of the world's government hates the US, and its the RIGHT that makes the US strong.

They know the Left will cave and be multinational and weak, so they pass laws inhibiting free speech within their own countries, and make the US Rights speech, against their laws.

So, in order to do business in places like Pakistan, or China, they must 'censor' the views of the US Right.

Real issue is our own government will not protect OUR (the US's) Rights.

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 06:37 PM (NgKpN)

184 "Dominican Republic lead prosecutor says shooting of ex-Red Sox slugger David Ortiz was result of mistaken identity"

Boy, does that shooter feel stupid right about now.

Although not as stupid as Ortiz, for visiting the Dominican Republic this year.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 06:37 PM (ykYG2)

185 168 all that time in Hawaii and you never let me buy you a beer
~~SOB~~
heading to the DR next week for 7 days vacation
should be fun
ugggh

Posted by: navycopjoe at June 19, 2019 06:37 PM (z9rum)

186

BREAKING: Dominican Republic lead prosecutor says shooting of ex-Red Sox slugger David Ortiz was result of mistaken identity - AP

There's an old joke from a standup comedian (I forrgot who) in the 80's who ripped on the "Fuddruckers" name -- he said, "imagine what their second choice was."


Imagine what the "Dominican Republic lead prosecutor's second bullshit excuse for motivation was.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 06:37 PM (5TrFX)

187 BREAKING: Dominican Republic lead prosecutor says shooting of ex-Red Sox slugger David Ortiz was result of mistaken identity - AP

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2019 06:31 PM (DrqHq)

So, did they kill the right guy, eventually?


DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 19, 2019 06:37 PM (ETnOl)

188 Assassins are hash-addled, not pot-addled.

True, Hashashin. I wonder if you can visit their old mountain lair these days, or if its on Google maps.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 06:37 PM (39g3+)

189 BREAKING: Dominican Republic lead prosecutor says shooting of ex-Red
Sox slugger David Ortiz was result of mistaken identity - AP



Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2019 06:31 PM (DrqHq)

All old Red Sox players look alike.

Posted by: Archer at June 19, 2019 06:38 PM (gmo/4)

190 The corporate wars; started they have.
Posted by: Yoda at June 19, 2019 06:36 PM (gmo/4)


We'll all get cybernetic implants, gauss guns, and persuadertrons.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 19, 2019 06:38 PM (wCmLp)

191 Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 06:31 PM (NgKpN)

Seems like Cotton (or anyone else who's been silenced for that matter) could lodge a compliant within the appropriate jurisdiction, provide some evidence and claim discrimination based on political speech and ask for an investigation. Hell, launch a lawsuit and let slip the dogs of lawfare war.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2019 06:38 PM (e0nNm)

192 Assassins are hash-addled, not pot-addled.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 19, 2019 06:36 PM (weya0)


Isn't hash just concentrated pot resin?

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 06:38 PM (h2Bdk)

193 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 06:33 PM (39g3+)

Don't really understand that from my Christian perspective. Lots of people are better than I am. It doesn't matter. I am what I am-a sinner in need of God's grace- and yet as the hymn says "My hope is built on nothing less than Jesus' blood and righteousness...."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 06:38 PM (ivkO2)

194 There's an old joke from a standup comedian (I forrgot who) in the 80's who ripped on the "Fuddruckers" name -- he said, "imagine what their second choice was."

"Dude I eat there all the time!"
--Apple guy from Idiocracy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 06:38 PM (39g3+)

195 139 Detroit has pizza?
i'm pretty sure there's only one place in the US to get a pizza worthy of eating and that would be the land of greatness aka CHICAGO
Posted by: navycopjoe at June 19, 2019 06:34 PM (z9rum)

Everything I need to know about Shitcago I read on
Heyjackass.com.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 06:39 PM (YTwfq)

196 So apparently they picked the wrong designated hitter.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 06:39 PM (H4VdJ)

197 Corporations and big business had a lot of respect among the citizenry when it was understood that anyone can work hard and rise through the ranks to be the top dog.

Now people are realising that they are being locked out of these opportunities and one big tell is the Ivy League colleges enrolment policies and practices. Being the brightest means nothing and being a child of the wealthy and elite is everything.

Posted by: Decaf at June 19, 2019 06:39 PM (PUz4C)

198 Speaking of, you know who's an annoying elitist ignorant little fuck? Spike Lee. I hope someone shits on his glasses.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 06:37 PM (H4VdJ)


There's a guy who works at the sandwich shop next to my office who looks like Spike Lee. It's funny as heck.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 19, 2019 06:39 PM (wCmLp)

199 I told my client company to take me off any of the Pride or Gay corporate emails. You would have thought I told them I wanted to kill my baby or something.

My reasoning was that I found it offensive as a Christian and they were making me feel unsafe. I also mentioned if they were going to allow that type of email, then they had to give equal time to the opposing view or the general Christian faith. "Why can't we have an email supporting Holy Month running up into Christmas and the Chriatening?

Dumb looks all around, because they know if I sued, I would win. They also can't fire me, especially now because I am demonstrably a good employee.

By the way, I have zero animosity towards gay people. We just disagree and that's OK. They are still my brother or sister irrespective.

You might think a company CEO by definition would understand that, and not be the pitiful, weak bastions of bias making piss poor decisions that are not only bad for the company, but display terrible judgment based on nothing but pathos.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 19, 2019 06:39 PM (VkWRL)

200 Great work Tom Cotton. The next time my phony GOPe senator James Lankford runs, I'll donate my money to Cotton instead. My money goes to effective pro-life leaders.

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at June 19, 2019 06:39 PM (d+Udu)

201
The DR prosecutor was, like, hmm, should I go with "mistaken identity" or....."what shooting??"

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 06:40 PM (5TrFX)

202 Don't really understand that from my Christian perspective. Lots of people are better than I am. It doesn't matter.

Sure, I'm saved only by the doing and dying of Jesus Christ, it is His work alone that saves, not mine. I bring only my sin and need for salvation to the transaction.

Its just... I look in the mirror and know damn well what I deserve. And there are plenty of places in the Bible that tell us things aren't going to be all equal in paradise.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 06:40 PM (39g3+)

203 A hit, and a miss!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 06:40 PM (oVJmc)

204 Corporations I think are getting Leftist Seminary graduates in their companies.

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 06:40 PM (BbGew)

205 "Islam has a problem with abortion and (especially) infanticide - to give it its due. There's a whole sura, Duha, attacking infanticides who are killing girls. "

Tell the libs that; they'll start burning abortion clinics to the ground in an arsonist frenzy of virtue signaling.

The worst part of this corporate culture war is these giant companies with bottomless resources are attacking normal beliefs; gun ownership is a Constitutional right and a huge part of American culture, and not celebrating the death of babies is simply not being some sort of murder worshiping monster. But Zuckerberg and these other billionaire sociopaths can allow that.

Posted by: UGAdawg at June 19, 2019 06:40 PM (tRd71)

206 I disagree with the "why" though.

I agree they should keep their political advocacy personal and on their own time where they're 100% entitled to be as advocacy-y as they like.

But I disagree with the "why".

I think that even mega corporations like Disney are afraid. They're afraid of the wreckers, the mob, the crazy-cakes "woke" who've taken over even their own companies from HR. Silence on issues isn't acceptable if you don't want to be the target of outrage. You must clap and not be seen to be the first to stop.

Sure, some of them have personal opinions right in line but I think that more of them are afraid.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at June 19, 2019 06:40 PM (BD/yx)

207 195 heyjackass
home of the legendary Shotintheassometer

Posted by: navycopjoe at June 19, 2019 06:41 PM (z9rum)

208 So apparently they picked the wrong designated hitter.

They better leave Edgar alone

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 06:41 PM (39g3+)

209 Man, do I need a raise.

Posted by: Dominican Republic Tourism Official at June 19, 2019 06:41 PM (Mouru)

210 202

Its just... I look in the mirror and know damn well what I deserve. And there are plenty of places in the Bible that tell us things aren't going to be all equal in paradise.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 06:40 PM (39g3+)

Just focus on the " Paradise" part......

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 06:41 PM (90T4r)

211 166 With this sort of an insane notion of "liability" no one is ever safe in this society. And juries are happy to return judgments of $47.32 trillion dollars for someone who cut his nose off with a hack saw because there was no warning on the blade not to cut ones nose with it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 19, 2019 06:32 PM (weya0)

Um, what state are we talking about here?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: The Cicero Law Offices, Your Hacksaw Injury Bulldog -- "Ill Fight For You!" at June 19, 2019 06:34 PM (Mouru)

Calif, no doubt. You know the State where a 'Psychic' forced her Doctor to give her a Catscan because she KNEW something was wrong.

And then LOST her psychic powers due to the Catscan? Was granted MILLIONS in lost wages and damages?

(of course, the Defense was stupid, all they had to ask was 'if you were such a great psychic, how come you didn't KNOW you would loose your powers from the scan).

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 06:42 PM (NgKpN)

212 NashVegas takes the win from StarkVegas.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 06:42 PM (xTFXi)

213 I think that even mega corporations like Disney are afraid. They're afraid of the wreckers, the mob, the crazy-cakes "woke" who've taken over even their own companies from HR. Silence on issues isn't acceptable if you don't want to be the target of outrage. You must clap and not be seen to be the first to stop.

Sure, some of them have personal opinions right in line but I think that more of them are afraid.
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at June 19, 2019 06:40 PM (BD/yx)


This has the ring of truth.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 06:42 PM (h2Bdk)

214
So apparently they picked the wrong designated hitter.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 06:39 PM


well played

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 19, 2019 06:42 PM (KCxzN)

215 147 Steven Crowder got notification from Twitter that they have received 'official correspondence' about his Twitter acct.

Apparently, something in one of his tweets is in violation of....Pakistan law.
https://tinyurl.com/yy85ggk7
Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 06:31 PM (cF8AT)

That is actually a big f'n deal. Twitter has just officially announced that they are going to enforce the Blasphemy Laws of every Islamic State on Earth.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 06:42 PM (Kpl3J)

216 Assassins are hash-addled, not pot-addled.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
------

Not all, of course. The guy that killed Indira Gandhi had been drinking Famous Grouse.

No word on Lee Harvey Oswald.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2019 06:42 PM (4bd7D)

217 So apparently they picked the wrong designated hitter.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 06:39 PM

C'mon, nothing for that? Alright. Well off to do some productive type things.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 06:42 PM (H4VdJ)

218 Ace name the company or companies and lets get started with the Boycott....please consider avoiding boycotting companies dealing in booze or sex--there are bridges we need not cross.

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 19, 2019 06:43 PM (b069J)

219
You mean like a burning bush-no, but I "see" God in numerous ways-in
nature, in scripture, in hymns, in prayer, in meditation in people
showing love when they were out of their comfort zone.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 06:27 PM (ivkO2)


...and cannibals?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 06:43 PM (OX6sG)

220 The deplatformings and bannings have very little to do with punishment for being offensive. I think the real offence of today's undesirables is that they were being successful in "awakening" people to what the powerful were up to.

You can be "woke" but don't you dare be "awake" to reality. Perversion of language is just another method to pervert reality.

Posted by: Decaf at June 19, 2019 06:43 PM (PUz4C)

221

Question: Why is a woman playing a cello so sexy??

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 06:43 PM (5TrFX)

222 http://bit.ly/2ZCva3x
*******
FBI: Syrian Refugee Who Pledged Allegiance to ISIS Arrested for Pittsburgh Church Bomb Plot

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 06:44 PM (BqBId)

223 BREAKING: Dominican Republic lead prosecutor says shooting of ex-Red Sox slugger David Ortiz was result of mistaken identity - AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2019 06:31 PM


I thought it was about the DH rule.

Posted by: dantesed at June 19, 2019 06:44 PM (88xKn)

224
Better question: When is a cello "phallic?"

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 06:44 PM (5TrFX)

225 Just focus on the " Paradise" part......
Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 06:41 PM (90T4r)

Good point.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 06:44 PM (ivkO2)

226 I prefer the ShotInTheJunkOMeter, but de gustibus non est disputandem.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 19, 2019 06:45 PM (a5hgv)

227 Sure, some of them have personal opinions right in line but I think that more of them are afraid.
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at June 19, 2019 06:40 PM (BD/yx)

This has the ring of truth.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 06:42 PM (h2Bdk)

If the issue is simply Fear, that's actually a fairly easy response to figure out. (maybe not as easy to implement, but still)

Someone who operates from a position of fear simply needs to be shown that he needs to be MORE afraid of you than he is afraid of the first bunch. Of course, words won't do for that kind of thing. Lessons need to be taught, harsh, physical, brutal lessons.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 06:45 PM (Kpl3J)

228 >>>218 Ace name the company or companies and lets get started with the Boycott....please consider avoiding boycotting companies dealing in booze or sex--there are bridges we need not cross.
Posted by: Voter theater. a

i dunno, we'd need research to figure out what corporations are the bluest serving the reddest, the easiest to hurt. but even then-- conservatives do not like boycotting. they think it's a tactic of the left, and always say "But I don't want to politicize everything," as if it's still 1985, and they haven't noticed that everything has been politicized despite them saying "But I don't want everything politicized!"

and suggesting that someone boycott media/tv? FORGET IT!!!

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 06:45 PM (PbpT7)

229 Question: Why is a woman playing a cello so sexy??
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 06:43 PM (5TrFX)

Prolly something to do with the unladylike way she straddles her instrument.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 19, 2019 06:45 PM (xPJvm)

230 Pffft. Ortiz.

If they had orthoscopic surgery in the '60s and early '70s, we'd be talking about how Rico Carty was the greatest Dominican hitter ever.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 19, 2019 06:46 PM (ETnOl)

231 Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2019 06:38 PM (e0nNm)

Political speech is not protected under discrimination laws.

Race? Yup. Sex? yes. Gender? Many places. Religious beliefs? semi protected.

But political beliefs have no legal protection.

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 06:46 PM (NgKpN)

232 and cannibals?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 06:43 PM (OX6sG)

Well, I've never actually met a cannibal.....I hope to never meet one except for the ASHQ type.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 06:46 PM (ivkO2)

233 "Dominican Republic Tourism Official"

Concentrate on all the tourists who WEREN'T shot, raped, or poisoned last year! Just picture the commercials over baseball season.

MR XAVIERRA : Hey, ese, the DR is pretty sweet, no seriously dawg. All that rich... history, and shit.
MRS XAVIERRA: *bleeds from ears*
MR XAVIERRA : *looks over, a little worried* That little thing? Naw holmes, that ain't nothin'. Think she got it on the plane. Now *Delta* mang, just -

*sudden fadeout to stock footage of lush Dominican rainforest*

Come to the Dominican Republic. We're still not Haiti.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 06:46 PM (ykYG2)

234 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 06:33 PM (Kpl3J)

See my remarks concerning investigations up at 191. And just fo rthe purposes of discussion, let's just assume for a moment that the Senate is hamstrung by Nancy Palsy's House. So what if monopoly busting legislation hangs up in the House? Let the asshats there worry about it in the next election, and put that monkey on the back where it belongs. The point is to take some action not just pay lip service.

You asked what he could do, I answered you. Can you provide an example of something actionable that Cotton could do?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2019 06:47 PM (e0nNm)

235 Fear of Leftism and Islam is the doom of civilization

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 06:47 PM (BbGew)

236 My reasoning was that I found it offensive as a Christian and they were making me feel unsafe. I also mentioned if they were going to allow that type of email, then they had to give equal time to the opposing view or the general Christian faith. "Why can't we have an email supporting Holy Month running up into Christmas and the Chriatening?

---------

1. wow.
2. good for you.
3. sure sounds like a hostile environment.

but what if, even though I'm a Christian, I just don't wanna get the ghey shitz from corporate because I oppose the gheying of america?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 06:47 PM (JziUy)

237 checkout Lola Astranova ! Piano Player who wears barely there dresses & is Killer

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 06:47 PM (BqBId)

238 Question: Why is a woman playing a cello so sexy??
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 06:43 PM (5TrFX)
---
Trigglypuff playing the cello.

There's your answer, it isn't.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 06:47 PM (DuZls)

239

Ace, here's an old French tune:

What's she singing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTP246fnKAI

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 06:47 PM (5TrFX)

240 With this sort of an insane notion of "liability" no one is ever safe
in this society. And juries are happy to return judgments of $47.32
trillion dollars for someone who cut his nose off with a hack saw
because there was no warning on the blade not to cut ones nose with it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 19, 2019 06:32 PM (weya0)

*looks at big Eyetalian nose*

just out of curiosity, what do you think someone would get if they... say.. took off a 1/4 inch?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 06:48 PM (OX6sG)

241 Yeah well I've been a Calvinist almost my entire life, and I'm in the same boat. If I make it to paradise, its gonna be by the skin of my teeth, barely. I'll be the guy out back of the mansions Jesus is preparing for others more deserving, digging ditches and living in a grass hut.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 06:33 PM (39g3+)

I've never quite seen the point of Calvinism. If we're all powerless even to believe, what is the point of the exercise? Just shazam us all to the after-life where ever that will be and call it good.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at June 19, 2019 06:48 PM (BD/yx)

242 i dunno, we'd need research to figure out what corporations are the bluest serving the reddest, the easiest to hurt. but even then-- conservatives do not like boycotting. they think it's a tactic of the left, and always say "But I don't want to politicize everything," as if it's still 1985, and they haven't noticed that everything has been politicized despite them saying "But I don't want everything politicized!"

--------------

has any boycott actually worked, on either side?

I mean, we know corporations fold from spammed twitted complaints.

but has any company actually been boycotted by left/right ever and they felt the hit? I mean, aside from tranny target.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 06:48 PM (JziUy)

243 Prolly something to do with the unladylike way she straddles her instrument.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 19, 2019 06:45 PM (xPJvm)

ASSUME THE POSITION!

NOW, THE INSTRUMENT OF OBEDIENCE!

Posted by: Archer at June 19, 2019 06:48 PM (gmo/4)

244 I think a baby step would be easy to achieve for people. All conservatives boycott social media one day a week. Pick one, say, Sunday, and just don't post or visit any social media site that day. Just one day a week.

EVERYONE.

One day off, a vacation from social media, that's not so much to ask, is it? One day. No pinterest, no instagram, no twitter, no mewe, no facebook, youtube, gab, none of them. Don't even go to the site.

And make it well-known. Give it a name, like Social Media Sabbath or something catchier. Take that day off, everyone, and make sure social media businesses understand that's what is happening.

Could even extend it to other things, like television, streaming, and movies. One day.

Surely we can manage one day, right?

Because if we ALL did it... that would be noticable on their instant-reporting data. A big trough in the chart, each week. And that might get somewhere in their brains: wow there's a lot of them and they're letting us know....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 06:48 PM (39g3+)

245

What's a Kalimba?

Game Of Thrones theme played by oriental on a kalimba:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzSeCOOlGis

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 06:49 PM (5TrFX)

246 Lee Harvey Oswald just fapped to the Daily Worker until the blisters made him stop. Temporatily.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 19, 2019 06:49 PM (a5hgv)

247 Okay, I'm seriously frutrated with Etsy right now. They have been working all days on stats... supposedly.. still showing zero visits and zero views. AND AND.. they decided to throw their little orange ball icon up in shop manager for what end I have no idea. (Little orange icon in shop manager means you have a sale). I did not have a sale. Assholes. *sigh* I need my own website.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2019 06:49 PM (dUJdY)

248 I'm thinking PBJ sammiches for dinner.

Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2019 06:49 PM (MVjcR)

249 If Biden stays on this trajectory he is going to be dust by September.

How can people say he's the most electable when he has never gotten any traction outside Delaware and he seems to enjoy stepping on his crank?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 06:49 PM (PxX58)

250 That is actually a big f'n deal. Twitter has just officially announced that they are going to enforce the Blasphemy Laws of every Islamic State on Earth.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 06:42 PM (Kpl3J)

Buy Gab stock!

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 06:49 PM (cF8AT)

251 Well, I've never actually met a cannibal.....I hope to never meet one except for the ASHQ type.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 06:46 PM (ivkO2)

. love ya babe.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 06:49 PM (OX6sG)

252 The pizza looks...okay. But it is a stupid shape. Unless it's a Sicilian or a Detroit pizza...it better be round.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

What's a Detroit Pizza ?

Is it covered in trash and set on fire ?

Posted by: JT at June 19, 2019 06:49 PM (kC/cK)

253 Posted by: Marcus T at June 19, 2019 06:39 PM (VkWRL)

I think you handled it very well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 06:49 PM (ivkO2)

254 I've never quite seen the point of Calvinism. If we're all powerless even to believe, what is the point of the exercise?

We believe as a response, God isn't helplessly waiting for us with hands wringing and weeping. He does the work, and we respond, like someone being resuscitated starts breathing.

Remember, its not about what we like or what makes sense or what seems best to us. Its about what is TRUE.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 06:50 PM (39g3+)

255 I did stop using Gillette and I'm glad I did.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 19, 2019 06:50 PM (faSfa)

256
Fear of Leftism and Islam is the doom of civilization

Posted by: Skip


Who wants to bet left nuts that "fear of leftism" will be the next -phobia?

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 06:50 PM (5TrFX)

257 You might think a company CEO by definition would understand that, and not be the pitiful, weak bastions of bias making piss poor decisions that are not only bad for the company, but display terrible judgment based on nothing but pathos.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 19, 2019 06:39 PM (VkWRL)

Maximizing profit is no longer The Prime Directive.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 06:50 PM (YTwfq)

258 actually, even gillette and target weren't boycotts, they were just a drop in sales.

I think the way to go is probably sue in red states, or everywhere, who knows what juries in blue states are actually like. If it's filled with our "naturally conservative brown friends who always vote democrat" maybe they're more easily offended about anti-Jesus stuff. Get them verdicts, get the change you want.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 06:51 PM (JziUy)

259 they think it's a tactic of the left, and always say "But I don't want to politicize everything," as if it's still 1985, and they haven't noticed that everything has been politicized despite them saying "But I don't want everything politicized!"

and suggesting that someone boycott media/tv? FORGET IT!!!

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 06:45 PM (PbpT7)


I suspect abortion advocacy is the last straw for a lot of people.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 06:51 PM (h2Bdk)

260 Seems like Cotton (or anyone else who's been silenced for that matter) could lodge a compliant within the appropriate jurisdiction, provide some evidence and claim discrimination based on political speech and ask for an investigation. Hell, launch a lawsuit and let slip the dogs of lawfare war.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2019 06:38 PM (e0nNm)

How has Cotton been silenced? We're reading his words right now. Also, the Supreme Court this week just affirmed that the 1st Amendment ONLY applies to Government, it does not apply to any private parties in any circumstances.

As Don Q. noted, discrimination for political speech by non governmental bodies is NOT illegal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 06:51 PM (Kpl3J)

261 But political beliefs have no legal protection.

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 06:46 PM (NgKpN)

Sorry. The first amendment seems to indicate otherwise. The Masters of the Universe (and I use that moniker in the most derisive and sarcastic manner) and some Hawaiian judge may have a differing opinion.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2019 06:51 PM (e0nNm)

262 I too stopped using Gillette.

Posted by: Archer at June 19, 2019 06:51 PM (gmo/4)

263 http://bit.ly/2ZAyrAm
*********
Lola Astanova

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 06:51 PM (BqBId)

264 Maximizing profit is no longer The Prime Directive.

I think its more they realize that they have reached a point where they cannot make everyone happy and are just trying to gamble on what will make the largest group happy while retaining the largest number of unhappy consumers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 06:51 PM (39g3+)

265
Old French Whore perfume

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 06:51 PM (5TrFX)

266 After Dick's pulled their dick on the Second Amendment, I never went back. We also had a local kids baseball team going there. They stopped also.

When Dick's started this SJW they had a major expansion into Texas. How do you think that worked out? Yep, it hurts sales overall and in those stores.

The CEO proudly says he knows it will continue to hurt business but he has to "do the right thing". Nope. His concern is the bottom line and the fact there are not numerous shareholder lawsuits is a mystery.

So f them. May Dick's die.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 19, 2019 06:52 PM (VkWRL)

267 I too stopped using gilette but I have an enemies list that grows and grows.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 06:52 PM (JziUy)

268 Lola definitely has some long legs

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 06:52 PM (BbGew)

269 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 06:49 PM (OX6sG)

Really, I think you'd suck at being a cannibal (No pun intended, It's not like sucking on BBQed human bones because you are too decent of a guy but "decent, nice Bob" doesn't have the same panache as a handle as "Cannibal Bob" does .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 06:52 PM (ivkO2)

270
When I was a kid, the adult men would say "you smell an old french whore" any time another guy was wearing cologne.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 06:52 PM (5TrFX)

271 "So, in order to do business in places like Pakistan, or China, they must 'censor' the views of the US Right. Real issue is our own government will not protect OUR (the US's) Rights" Posted by: Don Q

I hadn't thought of that angle ... but most revenue is out of the West, probably most from the US ...


But to get access to China, they even offer to sell the means of the social credit fascism. While the people want freedom ... so again, they are acting against what shareholders would want (liberty) ... which should be part of the equation ... but Corporate America decided in the 80s that ONLY the bottom line mattered.


imo though, they have a globalist agenda that is being enforced, which is above profit or corporate market share. This is their vehicle for New World Order dominance over sovereign countries. (CFR type meetings).

Posted by: illiniwek at June 19, 2019 06:52 PM (Cus5s)

272
- "Mastermind" behind the Assassin's plot
- confuses and shoots very large most famous Red Sox baseball player instead intended target

What did Disney mean by this?

Posted by: d ortiz at June 19, 2019 06:53 PM (xTFXi)

273 I've dumped Gillette, and Dicks

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 06:53 PM (BbGew)

274 there's a meme...I got to find it but:

ad person (probably from free the bid) is showing story board with interracial gay kissing, graphic.

the burger guy goes, "so how does this help us sell burgers?"

and the ad person goes "burgers?"

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 06:53 PM (JziUy)

275 So apparently they picked the wrong designated hitter.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 06:39 PM

C'mon, nothing for that? Alright. Well off to do some productive type things.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 06:42 PM (H4VdJ)

Don't feel bad.

Most of the time I'm talking to myself on here seems like.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 06:53 PM (YTwfq)

276 On fairness, I wasn't familiar with about 98% of those so called companies.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 19, 2019 06:54 PM (VkWRL)

277 249 If Biden stays on this trajectory he is going to be dust by September.

How can people say he's the most electable when he has never gotten any traction outside Delaware and he seems to enjoy stepping on his crank?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 06:49 PM (PxX5


They think he can just pretend to be a little conservative, like Obama did. Remember Obama was "against" gay marriage during the campaign? But Joe's been around too long - no matter what he does there will always be someone in the back who asks "Hey, if you feel that way, why did you sponsor legislation to do the opposite?"

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 06:54 PM (h2Bdk)

278 Not all, of course. The guy that killed Indira Gandhi had been drinking Famous Grouse.

No word on Lee Harvey Oswald.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

He was listening to "Patsy" Cline !

Posted by: JT at June 19, 2019 06:54 PM (kC/cK)

279 "What's a Detroit Pizza ?

Is it covered in trash and set on fire ?

Posted by: JT at June 19, 2019 06:49 PM (kC/c"



Might as well be.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 19, 2019 06:54 PM (a5hgv)

280 Remember, don't just stop with Gillette. Do it to every Proctor and Gamble product. And if you happen to get one of those surveys from Colgate Palmolive, Unilever, SC Johnson et. al., about their products, tell them why you stopped using P&G and starting using their brand instead.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 19, 2019 06:54 PM (ujg0T)

281 Some boycotts are easy to pull off. Never going to Target again was hardly a sacrifice, I barely went there to begin with. I don't use Gillette products already. I don't like football so I never watch the NFL unless someone else has it on and I walk by.

Others cost a bit more. Like giving up television stations, such as History, which has several shows I like a lot. Can I live without watching Forged in Fire and The Butcher? Easily. But I'd really rather not if I can.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 06:54 PM (39g3+)

282 Sorry. The first amendment seems to indicate otherwise. The Masters of the Universe (and I use that moniker in the most derisive and sarcastic manner) and some Hawaiian judge may have a differing opinion.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2019 06:51 PM (e0nNm)

the Supremes, just this week, said that the First ONLY applies to the Government.

Now, personally I think its the Governments DUTY to protect our rights, but they have deemed differently.

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 06:55 PM (NgKpN)

283 BREAKING: Dominican Republic lead prosecutor says shooting of ex-Red Sox slugger David Ortiz was result of mistaken identity - AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2019 06:31 PM


I thought it was about the DH rule.
Posted by: dantesed at June 19, 2019 06:44 PM (88xKn)

I thought it was a roundabout way of saying they all look the same.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 06:55 PM (YTwfq)

284 Re:Calvanism

I'm reading an interesting book about the beginning of science in the 1600s, back before science was a word for science. Maybe not even a word at all. It touches on religion, of course, and how the two walked together at the time.

I need to learn more about religion of that time, but apparently EVERYONE was going to Hell.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 06:55 PM (mZ/17)

285 On the inside, you must toe the party line. No one with a family and mortgage dares to speak up.

Posted by: Caliban at June 19, 2019 06:56 PM (QE8X6)

286 218 Ace name the company or companies and lets get started with the Boycott....please consider avoiding boycotting companies dealing in booze or sex--there are bridges we need not cross.
Posted by: Voter theater. a

i dunno, we'd need research to figure out what corporations are the bluest serving the reddest, the easiest to hurt. but even then-- conservatives do not like boycotting. they think it's a tactic of the left, and always say "But I don't want to politicize everything," as if it's still 1985, and they haven't noticed that everything has been politicized despite them saying "But I don't want everything politicized!"

and suggesting that someone boycott media/tv? FORGET IT!!!

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 06:45 PM (PbpT7)

Start with Disney. That's an easy one.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 06:57 PM (YTwfq)

287 I'm reading an interesting book about the beginning of science in the 1600s, back before science was a word for science. Maybe not even a word at all. It touches on religion, of course, and how the two walked together at the time.

Science and Christianity walk hand in hand very comfortably, its only when science or Christianity go beyond their proper spheres that they start to clash. Scientists trying to explain metaphysics, for example, causes a clash because they're not doing science any longer.

Both are inductive reasoning: take the data available and reach the most likely conclusion based on the evidence at hand.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 06:57 PM (39g3+)

288 As Don Q. noted, discrimination for political speech by non governmental bodies is NOT illegal.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 06:51 PM (Kpl3J)

We consider it legal. I'm just not so sure. After all, people (courts) have used the Constitution to punish private citizens and businesses for all sorts of discrimination and violation of civil rights. So clearly it's not just the government that the rules must be applied to.

And while I might be libertarian enough to support the notion of an extreme understanding of our right to freely associate *or not* for any reason, our courts and current law specifically disagree.

So the question isn't if it's the State or a Private business but if it's a civil right or not. And I don't see any real way that rights specifically listed in the Constitution wouldn't apply, even if we haven't applied them yet.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at June 19, 2019 06:57 PM (BD/yx)

289 "274 there's a meme...I got to find it but:

ad person (probably from free the bid) is showing story board with interracial gay kissing, graphic.

the burger guy goes, "so how does this help us sell burgers?"

and the ad person goes "burgers?"

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 06:53 PM (JziUy) "




That's probably pretty close to the reality of it.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 19, 2019 06:57 PM (a5hgv)

290 273 I've dumped Gillette, and Dicks
Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 06:53 PM (BbGew)


I suspect most razors get bought by women. Either for themselves, or shopping for the family. And I suspect that ad didn't hurt them.

With Dick's... I have no idea what that guy was thinking.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 06:57 PM (h2Bdk)

291 "Sorry. The first amendment seems to indicate otherwise"

As Scalia, would have said, Read the actual amendment. "Congress shall make no law..."

People talk about the Bill of Rights incorrectly all the time, and it leads to incorrect thinking about what those rights are.
We do NOT have a "Right of Free Speech".
We have the Right to NOT Have any Laws passed by Government which would restrict our speech.
BUT if anybody else doesn't want to let us speak on their dime, or on their property, and they're not part of the Government, well that's just too bad for us. Our only choice if we don't like it is to stay away from them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 06:58 PM (Kpl3J)

292 Most of the time I'm talking to myself on here seems like.

lol.. I think many of us have felt that way. You can't take it personally. Well, you can but why?

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2019 06:58 PM (dUJdY)

293 Question: Why is a woman playing a cello so sexy??
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 06:43 PM (5TrFX)

Prolly something to do with the unladylike way she straddles her instrument.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 19, 2019 06:45 PM (xPJvm)

And how much she enjoys something long and hard between her legs.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 06:58 PM (YTwfq)

294 That's probably pretty close to the reality of it.

---

if there's a shit sjw ad, it's probably a free-the-bid product. FTB is a grrlpower thing to give traditionally underrepresented women who are horrible a chance to lecture people outside their family. sponsored by big biz of course. Corporations never help with Jesus/Guns/America charities.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 06:59 PM (JziUy)

295 >>They think he can just pretend to be a little conservative, like Obama did. Remember Obama was "against" gay marriage during the campaign? But Joe's been around too long - no matter what he does there will always be someone in the back who asks "Hey, if you feel that way, why did you sponsor legislation to do the opposite?"

But he's having to flip on positions he's held for decades just to be acceptable in the primary like the Hyde Amendment. I can't believe there are more than a handful of people convinced by this kind of flipping and I bet it will piss off a lot at the same time.

Not to mention he is a gaffe machine. It seems he is not capable of stopping. He has the worst political instincts I've ever seen.

Just today he praised a former politician who was an ardent segregationist because he was able to work with him to pass legislation. He makes this announcement while they are holding reparations hearings and the rest of the party is pandering their asses off.

He's just a blockhead.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 06:59 PM (PxX58)

296 Science and Christianity walk hand in hand very comfortably, its only when science or Christianity go beyond their proper spheres that they start to clash. Scientists trying to explain metaphysics, for example, causes a clash because they're not doing science any longer.

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Yeah but this was back during the plague*, and when people believed comets were man's sins burning up in the atmosphere.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 06:59 PM (mZ/17)

297 the Supremes, just this week, said that the First ONLY applies to the Government.

Could you provide a link to the decision that supports that assertion?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2019 07:00 PM (e0nNm)

298 That's probably pretty close to the reality of it.

Ad companies aren't making ads to sell products any longer. They make ads to sell their ad company and win awards. I'm convinced of it. Almost no ads actually pitch any product or even help you remember the name of the company they are allegedly promoting. I can remember dozens of ads I enjoyed but almost none of the businesses that they're supposedly for.

Pop Quiz: what company has an advertisement campaign with people standing on the dock with the statue of liberty behind them?

What company has an advertising campaign featuring a black guy who has the answers for people's questions?

They aren't promoting the businesses. They are promoting their bitchen ads.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 07:00 PM (39g3+)

299 So the question isn't if it's the State or a Private business but if it's a civil right or not. And I don't see any real way that rights specifically listed in the Constitution wouldn't apply, even if we haven't applied them yet.
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at June 19, 2019 06:57 PM (BD/yx)

Our current Federal Government wants it both ways.

They want the Power to decide, but don't want the DUTY to protect those rights.

And the Supreme Court itself has painted itself into this corner.

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 07:00 PM (NgKpN)

300 I imagine this statement gave the folks at National Bulkhead Review a major case of The Vapors and sent them to their fainting couches.

Posted by: I Have Questions at June 19, 2019 07:01 PM (BvNzB)

301 290 273 I've dumped Gillette, and Dicks
Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 06:53 PM (BbGew)

I suspect most razors get bought by women. Either for themselves, or shopping for the family. And I suspect that ad didn't hurt them.

With Dick's... I have no idea what that guy was thinking.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 06:57 PM (h2Bdk)



Unfortunately, with Gillette (Proctor and Gamble, don't forget that), I could see all too many lady buyers seeing that propagandist advert but thinking that since their men are not like that, no problem.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 19, 2019 07:01 PM (ujg0T)

302
* apparently the doctors in England had decided pets were the problem, and the king ordered them to all be killed.

Guess what was barely keeping the rat population in check?

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 07:01 PM (mZ/17)

303 287 I'm reading an interesting book about the beginning of science in the 1600s, back before science was a word for science. Maybe not even a word at all. It touches on religion, of course, and how the two walked together at the time.

Science and Christianity walk hand in hand very comfortably, its only when science or Christianity go beyond their proper spheres that they start to clash. Scientists trying to explain metaphysics, for example, causes a clash because they're not doing science any longer.

Both are inductive reasoning: take the data available and reach the most likely conclusion based on the evidence at hand.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 06:57 PM (39g3+)


Science and religion are two completely different disciplines and do not contradict each other. Science seeks to explain how we're here or the "what" of existence, religion seeks to explain "why" we're here or the purpose of our existence.


Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:01 PM (nRWPy)

304 0 I imagine this statement gave the folks at National Bulkhead Review a major case of The Vapors and sent them to their fainting couches.
******
did it have them Turning Japanese ?

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 07:02 PM (BqBId)

305 Most of the time I'm talking to myself on here seems like.
.........

Same here, but I crack myself up so it's OK.

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 07:02 PM (v0R5T)

306 Gillette is getting absolutely flattened by the nonsense they pulled.

That market was becoming more competitive already. If any shareholder lawsuit has merit, it's that one.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 19, 2019 07:02 PM (VkWRL)

307 "Dominican Republic lead prosecutor says shooting of ex-Red Sox slugger David Ortiz was result of mistaken identity"

I would imagine David Ortiz could buy the Dominican Republic and kick everyone else out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 07:02 PM (qgh3L)

308 *looks at big Eyetalian nose*

just out of curiosity, what do you think someone would get if they... say.. took off a 1/4 inch?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 06:48 PM


I can't believe you're serious with this question. A 1/4 inch section of a nose tip wouldn't even be an hors d'oeuvre for you.

But assuming you're serious, the answer is ten bucks, same as in town.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2019 07:02 PM (pfuwb)

309 We do NOT have a "Right of Free Speech".
We have the Right to NOT Have any Laws passed by Government which would restrict our speech.


That's not exactly accurate, but I understand what you're trying to say.

We have the RIGHT to free speech, but the first amendment doesn't create that. It merely requires the government to not interfere with that right.

Rights are innate and inalieanble: they are part of being human and cannot be taken away. Even if you are gagged and silenced, you still have the RIGHT to free speech. You're just being unlawfully and wickedly prevented from expressing that right.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 07:02 PM (39g3+)

310 Well, I've never actually met a cannibal.....I hope to never meet one except for the ASHQ type.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 06:46 PM (ivkO2)

You would've enjoyed watching us all drool standing around that fancy pig smoker at last year's CenTexMoMee.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:03 PM (YTwfq)

311 But he's having to flip on positions he's held for decades just to be acceptable in the primary like the Hyde Amendment. I can't believe there are more than a handful of people convinced by this kind of flipping and I bet it will piss off a lot at the same time.

That, in a nutshell, is why I don't believe he will ever be president. Even if he gets the nod from the Democrats, it will be too easy to run targeted ads and turn slices of the Democratic constituency into apathetic voters. They may not vote for a Republican, but they won't go to the polls if it's raining, either.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 07:03 PM (h2Bdk)

312 We consider it legal. I'm just not so sure. After all, people (courts) have used the Constitution to punish private citizens and businesses for all sorts of discrimination and violation of civil rights. So clearly it's not just the government that the rules must be applied to."

What they've used is the controversial Civil Rights Act of 1964, which went to the Supreme Court and was held to be Constitutional (meaning arguing that point is now moot) BUT that only banned Discrimination on the basis of Race, Sex, Religion, and National Origin. Later on we added Age and we're currently arguing about Sexual Preference.

But Discrimination is allowed for everything outside of those narrowly defined protected classes.

You can argue that we made a huge mistake in 1964 by creating Classes of Protected Citizens and Unprotected Citizens, but here we are.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 07:03 PM (Kpl3J)

313 Twitter is certainly not American in spirit, nor in action.


My choice is to let them burn.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 19, 2019 07:04 PM (sy5kK)

314 Hey CB.

Posted by: SMH at June 19, 2019 07:04 PM (RU4sa)

315 Science and religion are two completely different disciplines and do not contradict each other. Science seeks to explain how we're here or the "what" of existence, religion seeks to explain "why" we're here or the purpose of our existence.

-

Again, this was back when there was no "science" as we know it.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 07:04 PM (mZ/17)

316 And the part I never knew was that we were all doomed to hell back then.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 07:05 PM (mZ/17)

317 May Dick's die.

Nooooooooo!

Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 19, 2019 07:05 PM (EgshT)

318 Could you provide a link to the decision that supports that assertion?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2019 07:00 PM (e0nNm)


Weird, tinyurl down for me.

so take out spaces at line feeds.

https://www.scotusblog.com/case-

files/cases/

manhattan-community-access-corp-v-halleck/

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 07:05 PM (NgKpN)

319 But he's having to flip on positions he's held for decades just to be acceptable in the primary like the Hyde Amendment. I can't believe there are more than a handful of people convinced by this kind of flipping and I bet it will piss off a lot at the same time.

Not to mention he is a gaffe machine. It seems he is not capable of stopping. He has the worst political instincts I've ever seen.

Just today he praised a former politician who was an ardent segregationist because he was able to work with him to pass legislation. He makes this announcement while they are holding reparations hearings and the rest of the party is pandering their asses off.

He's just a blockhead.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 06:59 PM (PxX5


But he's the only one with a dog's chance of winning the white male blue collar vote, the one they needed in 2016 and didn't get.

Quite the conundrum for the Reds, yes?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 07:05 PM (qgh3L)

320 I did stop using Gillette and I'm glad I did.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 19, 2019 06:50 PM (faSfa)

Gillette is owned by Proctor and Gamble.

Now you need to move on to the rest of P&G's products.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:05 PM (YTwfq)

321 "Steven Crowder got notification from Twitter that they have received 'official correspondence' about his Twitter acct.

Apparently, something in one of his tweets is in violation of....Pakistan law."

- - - - - - - -

Hmmm, Pakistan law applicable, Vatican law irrelevant.

So Islam good, all other faiths bad?

People are taking note.

Posted by: Decaf at June 19, 2019 07:05 PM (PUz4C)

322 You can argue that we made a huge mistake in 1964 by creating Classes of Protected Citizens and Unprotected Citizens, but here we are.

Well that was one of those incremental Stare Decis arguments where the principle that the government has a responsibility to protect the public, and that the public is damaged by ill will toward certain groups, so the government has a responsibility to protect these groups and... well anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 07:05 PM (39g3+)

323 Question: Why is a woman playing a cello so sexy??

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 06:43 PM (5TrFX)
..........

It's 2:00 am?
The tuba player is really a man?
She's got to manspread that thing?

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 07:05 PM (v0R5T)

324 I love dumpster diving at least to look for scrap metal. Was at a old age home and in the dumpster was all kinds of stainless steel wear, the long containers for self serving and all kinds of small bowls.
Grabbed a nice one maybe for my cat on a pedestal. Oneida 18/8 stainless steel.
Should have grabbed a couple

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 07:05 PM (BbGew)

325 With Dick's... I have no idea what that guy was thinking.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 06:57 PM (h2Bdk)


Meh. You get caught up in the moment.

Posted by: Yeti -- The World's Most Over-Priced Ice Chests at June 19, 2019 07:06 PM (Mouru)

326 The State wants the power over life and death and everything in between. It has always been thus. The Great Experiment was an attempt to make the people the sovereign in the hope that the people who choose to not oppress themselves. But alas, the people seem only too eager to oppress themselves in the hopes of not having to take responsibility. It takes a special kind of person willing to give up being taken care of and being willing to bear his own life burdens.

Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:07 PM (nRWPy)

327 I really don't get it. Companies spend enormous amounts just to get the "pulse" of what the consumers want in a product - packaging, color, shelving placement, what catches the eye, etc., etc. - and this is the result? Big campaigns to promote and applaud alternate lifestyles? I think not.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 19, 2019 07:07 PM (EjlXc)

328 I don't know much about Tom Cotton, but that was a pretty good statement.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 07:07 PM (sdi6R)

329 That, in a nutshell, is why I don't believe he will ever be president. Even if he gets the nod from the Democrats, it will be too easy to run targeted ads and turn slices of the Democratic constituency into apathetic voters. They may not vote for a Republican, but they won't go to the polls if it's raining, either.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 07:03 PM (h2Bdk)


I agree, and doubt that Biden will ever be elected President. But I suspect that he may well be the nominee, for the reasons cited above.

I just don't see Joe Sixpak going for any of the alternatives.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 07:07 PM (qgh3L)

330 320 I did stop using Gillette and I'm glad I did.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 19, 2019 06:50 PM (faSfa)

Gillette is owned by Proctor and Gamble.

Now you need to move on to the rest of P&G's products.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:05 PM (YTwfq)



This bears endless repeating.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 19, 2019 07:07 PM (ujg0T)

331

All my life (67.5 yrs) I've been told corporations are run by conservative right wing men. Did everything do a switcheroo like they say the Republicans and Democrats did back in the 1960's?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2019 07:07 PM (aKsyK)

332 Now you need to move on to the rest of P&G's products.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:05 PM (YTwfq)



I'm not ready to give up Tide Pods. Now that's snacking!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2019 07:07 PM (Mouru)

333 89 . . . Shareholders suing a corporation for misusing its corporate assets has basically died under the expanding business judgment rule. Judges aren't suddenly going to be allowing these suits just because a lot of CEOs are shooting their mouths off about politics.

There would need to be legislation to change the current rules. And frankly, this would probably need to come from the statehouses rather than from the fed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
_________

The business judgment rule is a presumption that a board of directors made even a stupid decision in good faith and with due care.

However, there are a number of states which have attempted to codify the business judgment rule, but (probably unknowingly) have placed the burden on the corporation's directors to show that they exercised due care. So now instead of a court's presumption that a board knew what it was doing, that board has the burden of proving that it knew what it was doing.

Cry havoc and let slip the servers of process.

Posted by: Furious George at June 19, 2019 07:08 PM (9vQJW)

334 Apparently, something in one of his tweets is in violation of....Pakistan law."

He recommended using toilet paper?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 07:08 PM (qgh3L)

335 I guess my Social Media Sabbath idea is a dream too far, too much for people to give up. One day a week is too painful to contemplate.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 07:08 PM (39g3+)

336 I stay out of Target. I don't go to movies that are liberal hogwash.


I do my own boycotting of these monsters.

Posted by: ALH at June 19, 2019 07:08 PM (htgmn)

337 Rights are innate and inalieanble: they are part of being human and cannot be taken away. Even if you are gagged and silenced, you still have the RIGHT to free speech. You're just being unlawfully and wickedly prevented from expressing that right.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 07:02 PM (39g3+)

Natural Law, I understand. But all "Rights" under Natural Law are limited when they come into conflict with the "Rights" of others. For example, I may have the Right of Free Speech, but I don't have the right to go into your house at 3 in the morning and start shouting. (just to provide a ridiculous example) Because that conflicts with YOUR rights.

What we define under Government and Law are those things which we allow our Courts to adjudicate, which are generally those areas where different sets of "rights" conflict. Natural Rights exist outside that framework, but you can't enforce them in a Court of Law.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 07:09 PM (Kpl3J)

338 But he's the only one with a dog's chance of winning the white male blue collar vote, the one they needed in 2016 and didn't get.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 07:05 PM


You are too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: The other 19 clowns in the kiddie car at June 19, 2019 07:09 PM (pfuwb)

339 Really, I think you'd suck at being a cannibal (No
pun intended, It's not like sucking on BBQed human bones because you are
too decent of a guy but "decent, nice Bob" doesn't have the same
panache as a handle as "Cannibal Bob" does .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 06:52 PM (ivkO2)

Lol! Yes. I went for affect. or effect. hey grammar...whatev.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:09 PM (OX6sG)

340 He recommended using toilet paper?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 07:08 PM (qgh3L)
---
Maybe goats aren't for sex?

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 07:09 PM (DuZls)

341 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 06:58 PM (Kpl3J)

I'm not as smart as Scalia and I'm certainly not a lawyer, but if people do not have a right to free speech, i.e. to express their political beliefs in speech or written word then why would congress be prohibited from making laws that abridge that right?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2019 07:09 PM (e0nNm)

342 Hey CB.
Posted by: SMH at June 19, 2019 07:04 PM (RU4sa)

Hey young lady!!

*waves*

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:10 PM (YTwfq)

343 You would've enjoyed watching us all drool standing around that fancy pig smoker at last year's CenTexMoMee.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:03 PM (YTwfq)

Dear me; It was "Long Pig" at the CenTexMommee? You Central Texans are fierce.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 07:10 PM (ivkO2)

344 Just remember if you're avoiding certain businesses to keep in mind why. Target was big on tranny bathrooms. Dick's banned guns because NRA is evil. Gillette thinks all white men are monsters and you need to queer up more. Keep this stuff in mind.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 07:10 PM (39g3+)

345 335 I guess my Social Media Sabbath idea is a dream too far, too much for people to give up. One day a week is too painful to contemplate.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 07:08 PM (39g3+)



Maxim to remember: When the app or the online program
does not cost anything, then YOU are the product.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 19, 2019 07:10 PM (ujg0T)

346 327 I really don't get it. Companies spend enormous amounts just to get the "pulse" of what the consumers want in a product - packaging, color, shelving placement, what catches the eye, etc., etc. - and this is the result? Big campaigns to promote and applaud alternate lifestyles? I think not.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 19, 2019 07:07 PM (EjlXc)


That's the basis of ace's argument at comment #37 - that as a shareholder you could sue a corporation's officers and make them show just what market research they used to take the corporation woke. And that if they didn't have any they'd be liable for going beyond the corporation's charter.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 07:10 PM (h2Bdk)

347 I stay out of Target.

Me too. Those crackahs think I work there.

Posted by: Mooch at June 19, 2019 07:10 PM (Mouru)

348 soothsayer,

Je Me Suis Fait Tout Petit


Je n'avais jamais ôté mon chapeau
Devant personne

I never used to take off my hat
for anyone

Maintenant je rampe et je fait le beau
Quand elle me sonne


Now I crawl and and I act the gentleman
when she rings me


J'étais chien méchant, elle me fait manger
Dans sa menotte

I used to be a wicked dog, she makes me eat
out of her little hand


J'avais des dents d'loup, je les ai changées
Pour des quenottes

I used to have the teeth of the wolf, now she has changed them into baby teeth

Je m'suis fait tout petit devant une poupée
Qui ferme les yeux quand on la couche

I make myself very small in front of (?) a doll
who closes its eyes when it's laid down

[note: Really it seems like it should be "like a doll" but apparently the lyrics are "devant," in front of. I don't know this usage]

Je m'suis fait tout petit devant une poupée
Qui fait Maman quand on la touche

I make myself very small in front of a doll
who plays mama when it lays it down

J'était dur à cuire, elle m'a converti
La fine mouche

I was hard-boiled, she turned me into
a little fly

That's the basic idea. I have to put up a new post or i'd do more. plus the next verse, I don't know the words/idioms.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 07:10 PM (PbpT7)

349 I wonder if such lawsuits wouldn't be covered under EPLI policies - or even Directors & Officers coverages - in other words - hard to get this to stop unless someone get personally gutted fort it.

Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 07:11 PM (32YRo)

350 Most of the time I'm talking to myself on here seems like.

lol.. I think many of us have felt that way. You can't take it personally. Well, you can but why?
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2019 06:58 PM (dUJdY)

I freely acknowledge I'm way funnier in my head than I am in real life.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:11 PM (YTwfq)

351 Oh Well My Joke went right over the Horde's Head

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 07:11 PM (BqBId)

352 the song is Je Me Suis Fait Tout Petit if you want to google the english translation.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 07:11 PM (PbpT7)

353 But all "Rights" under Natural Law are limited when they come into conflict with the "Rights" of others. For example, I may have the Right of Free Speech, but I don't have the right to go into your house at 3 in the morning and start shouting. (just to provide a ridiculous example) Because that conflicts with YOUR rights.

Kinda. You still have the right, its just understood that the expression of your rights cannot interfere with the proper and vital expression of other people's rights. Your right to property is absolute, but you cannot exercise it in a way that starves me to death, because my right to life is absolute as well.

Rights are in a sort of hierarchy in this understanding: life is paramount, liberty, then property, then expression, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 07:12 PM (39g3+)

354 I've never heard of &Pizza before.

Luckily, I live in SE PA where there is a mom & pop pizza place on every corner.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 07:12 PM (sdi6R)

355
I make myself very small in front of a doll
who plays mama when it lays it down


That's a heckuva song.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 07:12 PM (5TrFX)

356 You are too young to be so cynical.
Posted by: The other 19 clowns in the kiddie car at June 19, 2019 07:09 PM (pfuwb)


LOL.

But seriously, can you imagine pitching Sanders to blue collar workers? Or, God save us, Buttplug? Fauxcahontas? Kamala Sutra? Betoff? (if he comes out of witness protection). Amy "Eats with Comb" Klobuchar? Or any of the other clowns who are all-in on reparations?

I expect that that would be a pretty tough sale.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 07:12 PM (qgh3L)

357 You would've enjoyed watching us all drool standing around that fancy pig smoker at last year's CenTexMoMee.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:03 PM (YTwfq)

but hobo right?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:12 PM (OX6sG)

358 As Dennis Prager says Fear of the Left is the biggest driving force in society.
But as I wrote a lot I think is Leftists in corporate America in advertising and product development.

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 07:13 PM (BbGew)

359 >>>Je m'suis fait tout petit devant une poupee
Qui fait Maman quand on la touche

I make myself very small in front of a doll
who plays mama when it lays it down

...

this is actually probably

I make myself all small (like) a doll

who goes "mama" when it's touched

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 07:13 PM (PbpT7)

360 HBO has an equal proportion of conservatives and liberals? This might be true, but considering most of HBO's values are violently opposed to anything an actual conservative believes, they may have concluded supporting conservatives are retarded.

They may be right.

Posted by: trev006 at June 19, 2019 07:13 PM (AKKkq)

361 who plays mama when it lays it down
---
The Genesis version?

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 07:13 PM (DuZls)

362 There is probably 450 pizza places between me and rickl.

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 07:14 PM (BbGew)

363 >>All my life (67.5 yrs) I've been told corporations are run by conservative right wing men. Did everything do a switcheroo like they say the Republicans and Democrats did back in the 1960's?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2019 07:07 PM (aKsyK)

Mythology, and demonization of capital. Actually they are the cultural elite, as everyone know who has ever worked at one. And increasingly so.

Posted by: Caliban at June 19, 2019 07:14 PM (QE8X6)

364 351 Oh Well My Joke went right over the Horde's Head
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 07:11 PM


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE MY PASSES GO OVER MY RECEIVERS HEADS SOMETIMES, TOO!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 19, 2019 07:14 PM (pfuwb)

365
I don't know much about Tom Cotton, but that was a pretty good statement.
Posted by: rickl

======

There's a lot to know about him. He wrote a letter to the NY Times from Baghdad in 2006 when they blew the anti-terrorist financing secret. Spoiler alert: they never published it.

https://tinyurl.com/y4tumwwk

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2019 07:14 PM (6NwO6)

366 Good thread here about this issue:
https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/
1141398975691579392

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 07:14 PM (Dh1wo)

367
298 Pop Quiz: what company has an advertisement campaign with people standing on the dock with the statue of liberty behind them?

liberty mutual

What company has an advertising campaign featuring a black guy who has the answers for people's questions?

don't know what ad you're talking about

Posted by: Anachronda at June 19, 2019 07:15 PM (sGtp+)

368 I would conjecture that any large entity involved in CFR type meetings are actually conspiring (racketeering?) against the sovereignty of the USA and against its citizens. CFR funds family of anyone in power in DC, and pushes influence for a globalist agenda that is corporate and seditious against the intents of the US constitution.


On a smaller scale (I guess) is when entities like Chase/FB/Goog/Paypal act together against the financial interests of conservatives that gain a certain level of political momentum. They seem to have a blacklist, and cut off the dominant means of internet business if it does not serve them.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 19, 2019 07:15 PM (Cus5s)

369 I can't believe you're serious with this question. A 1/4 inch section of a nose tip wouldn't even be an hors d'oeuvre for you.



But assuming you're serious, the answer is ten bucks, same as in town.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2019 07:02 PM (pfuwb)

Lol. I see your "ten bucks" and raise you "and deep too".

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:15 PM (OX6sG)

370 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 07:09 PM (Kpl3J)

Actually, you your example the rights do not conflict.

You have the right to free speech, but you do not have the right to be on my property.

The real problem IMO is the diluting of what a Right actually is.

Like, there is no Natural Right to vote. Voting is a POWER given to you, through our form of Government. Without us being a Representative Republic, there would be no vote at all.

But once they conflated Powers, with Rights, it opened a Pandora's Box to where ANY Power, can be made into a Right, by Judicial Fiat.

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 07:16 PM (NgKpN)

371 I freely acknowledge I'm way funnier in my head than I am in real life.

oh, like my husband.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2019 07:16 PM (dUJdY)

372 Again, this was back when there was no "science" as we know it.


The Renaissance scientists actually benefited by the thinking of the scholastics who were religious. Thomas Aquinas and others were among the first to suggest that man could know about the world using reason. He then very carefully set up ways to examine subjects and "reason" through them. His argument was that man was made in the image of God and in so being had the faculty of reason which God intended him to use. Without the scholastics, there would have been no Renaissance and no eventual Enlightenment (which was arguably flawed.)

Newton thought that the "ancients" had already developed some of the stuff he was working on, like calculus and that it had just been lost. Strangely he didn't share his work with hardly anyone because he thought everyone was too stupid (a sentiment I find appealing). In fact, Leibnez was also discovering calculus but he didn't have the advantage of Newton's lobbyists and Voltaire went out of his way to discredit Leibnez, that's what Voltaire satirized in Candide.

Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:16 PM (nRWPy)

373 Posted by: Yeti -- The World's Most Over-Priced Ice Chests at June 19, 2019 07:06 PM (Mouru)

Was out shopping last Friday for my camping trip.

Who the hell pays $300 for a COOLER?????

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:16 PM (YTwfq)

374 How could Leftie corporate officers of WOKE corporations have any idea what a conservative considers moral?


They prove every day they have no idea what morality is.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 19, 2019 07:17 PM (sy5kK)

375 Pop Quiz: what company has an advertisement campaign with people standing on the dock with the statue of liberty behind them?

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Brad at June 19, 2019 07:17 PM (pfuwb)

376 What company has an advertising campaign featuring a black guy who has the answers for people's questions?

don't know what ad you're talking about
Posted by: Anachronda at June 19, 2019 07:15 PM (sGtp+)
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I think that's Dennis Haysbert and Allstate. I think.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 07:17 PM (DuZls)

377 Oh Well My Joke went right over the Horde's Head

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 07:11 PM (BqBId)
........

Huh?
*looks around*

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 07:17 PM (v0R5T)

378 371
I freely acknowledge I'm way funnier in my head than I am in real life.



oh, like my husband.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2019 07:16 PM (dUJdY)

LMAO...said every married ette.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:17 PM (OX6sG)

379 What company has an advertising campaign featuring a black guy who has the answers for people's questions?

----

All of them?

Posted by: josephistan at June 19, 2019 07:17 PM (Izzlo)

380 373 Posted by: Yeti -- The World's Most Over-Priced Ice Chests at June 19, 2019 07:06 PM (Mouru)

Was out shopping last Friday for my camping trip.

Who the hell pays $300 for a COOLER?????
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:16 PM (YTwfq)


there are YETI knock-offs out there for half the price.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 19, 2019 07:17 PM (sy5kK)

381 371 I freely acknowledge I'm way funnier in my head than I am in real life.

oh, like my husband.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2019 07:16 PM (dUJdY)

Nope, like my husband.

Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:18 PM (nRWPy)

382 >>I think that's Dennis Haysbert and Allstate. I think.
Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 07:17 PM (DuZls)

PRESIDENT Dennis Haysbert. ("Is that you, Jack?")

Posted by: Caliban at June 19, 2019 07:18 PM (QE8X6)

383 341 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 06:58 PM (Kpl3J)

I'm not as smart as Scalia and I'm certainly not a lawyer, but if people do not have a right to free speech, i.e. to express their political beliefs in speech or written word then why would congress be prohibited from making laws that abridge that right?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2019 07:09 PM (e0nNm)


I think that's a valid legal argument, but to make it work you'd have to show your speech really is curbed by corporations. That is, even if you can't post on Twitter, you can post other places, and you could build your own website. You'd have to get the court to rule your other options amount to unacceptable impositions. I don't see that happening.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 07:18 PM (h2Bdk)

384 What company has an advertising campaign featuring a black guy who has the answers for people's questions?

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Except for "black". That sounds more like J. K. Simmons in the Farmers' commercials.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 07:18 PM (DuZls)

385 >>I would conjecture that any large entity involved in CFR type meetings are actually conspiring (racketeering?) against the sovereignty of the USA and against its citizens. CFR funds family of anyone in power in DC, and pushes influence for a globalist agenda that is corporate and seditious against the intents of the US constitution.

I agree. If you aren't familiar with it, check out the Atlantic Council. Virtually everyone at the senior level involved in the plot to take down Trump, including foreign agents, is involved with the AC.

These organizations are a big part of the Deep State and they are intertwined with foreign globalist players.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 07:18 PM (PxX58)

386 Pop Quiz: what company has an advertisement campaign with people standing on the dock with the statue of liberty behind them?

Liberty, duh

Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:19 PM (nRWPy)

387 oh, like my husband.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2019 07:16 PM (dUJdY)

Nope, like my husband.
Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:18 PM (nRWPy)
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It's good that you like them.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 07:19 PM (DuZls)

388 87 Once upon an time I was a card carrying dues paying member of the Libertarian Party.

Then one day 19 assholes stole four airplanes and knocked down a couple of buildings in New York and the Libertarian Party couldn't come up with a solid stand on whether or not military action was justified as a response to it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 19, 2019 06:18 PM (T8A10)


Yep, this right here.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 07:19 PM (sdi6R)

389 oh, like my husband.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2019 07:16 PM (dUJdY)

LMAO...said every married ette.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:17 PM (OX6sG)

I am not a jealous man, but when my wife laughs at another man's jokes, I die a little inside.

I tell her eye-rolling is her way of saying "you are the funniest man ever."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 19, 2019 07:19 PM (xPJvm)

390 Your right to property is absolute, but you cannot exercise it in a way that starves me to death, because my right to life is absolute as well."

Actually, under strict Natural Law standards - if I have food, and you have no money or goods to offer me for it, then I have no obligation whatsoever to provide it to you. In fact I can use force against you if you try to take it from me, even if you're going to die without it and I don't really need it. Strict Natural Law is very Darwinian.

And that's why societies develop religions and governments and laws and social structures, because most people really don't want to live their lives under those strict terms.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 07:19 PM (Kpl3J)

391 Again, this was back when there was no "science" as we know it.

Sure, and that's a fascinating time to consider. Alchemy is really interesting because they had an awful lot very right, but misunderstood so many fundamentals it was leading them in very strange places. I personally think that's where we're at with science; the frontiers have been pushed so far that they're probing into areas they understand too little about to even speculate so we get a lot of daffy ideas thrown out there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 07:20 PM (39g3+)

392 &Pizza?

Never even heard of them.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2019 07:21 PM (nDe2U)

393 That's the basic idea. I have to put up a new post or i'd do more. plus the next verse, I don't know the words/idioms.

Posted by: ace

Guys and Dolls - its just the same theme:

"Call it sad, call it funny, but you can bet it's even money, that some guy is doing it all for some doll!"


Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 07:21 PM (32YRo)

394 Actually, under strict Natural Law standards - if I have food, and you have no money or goods to offer me for it, then I have no obligation whatsoever to provide it to you.

Correct, but what I was talking about would be someone deliberately using their right of property to prevent someone from making or obtaining food or other basic survival abilities.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 07:21 PM (39g3+)

395 Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 07:17 PM (v0R5T)
******
someone posted about NRO having The Vapors & I replied with are they Turning Japanese ?

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 07:21 PM (BqBId)

396 359 >>>Je m'suis fait tout petit devant une poupee
Qui fait Maman quand on la touche

I make myself very small in front of a doll
who plays mama when it lays it down

...

this is actually probably

I make myself all small (like) a doll

who goes "mama" when it's touched
Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 07:13 PM (PbpT7)


Dude, is your French really good enough to translate like that? That's impressive.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 07:21 PM (h2Bdk)

397 The same elite judges who determined that federal courts will determine the legal status abortion decided they would be the arbitrators of all sex and gave us homosexual marriage.
Another company, 3M, has sent out an email every year to make sure we are all aware of a "gay pride" march in Minneapolis. This year they are adding a "Rainbow Day" in the company plaza a couple days earlier.
However, because the growth targets were not met and the stock tanked they are in cost cutting mode so we won't have an employee celebration where every fifth year of work starting at 15 we get a meal with the spouse and entertainment from an older musical group. This was my year to sit at the 40 years of service table with the few others still around.
I will never get to sit at the 40 year table but I can go take a picture of clown hair boy in the plaza while he cries, "Look at Me!"

Posted by: FlimFlammed at June 19, 2019 07:22 PM (xpKpV)

398 Newton thought that the "ancients" had already developed some of the stuff he was working on, like calculus and that it had just been lost.

-

I've just started learning about that. Crazy jealous and secretive, but convinced other people centuries had already come up with his work.

Also interesting that he likely spent much more time trying to interpret signs and numerology in Revelations than gravity, light, etc.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 07:22 PM (mZ/17)

399 Liberty, duh
Posted by: dagny


Liberty Mutual Insurance. All you can associate is liberty, did you even know what they are selling?

That's my point: the ads aren't promoting the business, just the ads themselves.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 07:22 PM (39g3+)

400 The only time I every truly laughed at him was when his umbrella suddenly opened up when we were in the car. I laughed for the rest of the night.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2019 07:23 PM (dUJdY)

401 I am not a jealous man, but when my wife laughs at another man's jokes, I die a little inside.



I tell her eye-rolling is her way of saying "you are the funniest man ever."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 19, 2019 07:19 PM (xPJvm)

have you tried wearing a clown nose when you tell your jokes? No man could compete with that. Its a killer Pug.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:23 PM (OX6sG)

402 Pakistan has toilet paper?

Posted by: Yo! at June 19, 2019 07:23 PM (1XAal)

403 Here's a good look at Senator Hawley's tech bill in about ten tweets...
https://twitter.com/willchamberlain/status/
1141424035785510912

Reading the new big tech censorship bill from @ Hawley Mo right now
It's straight fire

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 07:23 PM (Dh1wo)

404 That's the basic idea. I have to put up a new post or i'd do more. plus the next verse, I don't know the words/idioms.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 07:10 PM (PbpT7)

Take your time. Nobody reads them.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:23 PM (YTwfq)

405 When Sarah becomes Governor of Arkansas teamed up with Tom Cotton, red isn't going to cover it.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 07:23 PM (AtaaG)

406 if you put ice in a 32 ounce yeti cup, it'll last all day.

i want a white one.

Posted by: trapper's girl at June 19, 2019 07:23 PM (BQJef)

407 Dude, is your French really good enough to translate like that? That's impressive.

Yeah because its not just translation, but it retains a poetic flow that makes the song work.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 07:23 PM (39g3+)

408 Like, there is no Natural Right to vote. Voting is a POWER given to you, through our form of Government. Without us being a Representative Republic, there would be no vote at all.


Correct, voting is your exercising your sovereignty. You 1/350millionth part of being the absolute monarch. (less since we don't allow those under 18 to vote and didn't allow felons). The 1/350millionth of a monarch like any monarch has to fulfill certain qualifications to exercise power and has to be from the fucking country he is reigning over.

Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:23 PM (nRWPy)

409 My favorite Insurance commercials feature the Mayhem Man. The one where he steals a car is hilarious.

Posted by: ALH at June 19, 2019 07:23 PM (htgmn)

410 Liberty Mutual Insurance. All you can associate is liberty, did you even know what they are selling?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 07:22 PM (39g3+)
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Yes. I did.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 07:24 PM (DuZls)

411 Nood socialism

Posted by: G marks the spot at June 19, 2019 07:24 PM (r6yPR)

412 this is actually probably

I make myself all small (like) a doll

who goes "mama" when it's touched
=====

Ace,

Se faire tout petit is to make oneself inconspicuous.

Devant in this instance is the gerund of devenir (to become) so, "becoming a doll"

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 19, 2019 07:24 PM (JcXHH)

413 you put ice in a 32 ounce yeti cup, it'll last all day.

-

Just like the $9 Ol' Roy ones at Walmart.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 07:24 PM (mZ/17)

414 400
The only time I every truly laughed at him was when his umbrella
suddenly opened up when we were in the car. I laughed for the rest of
the night.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2019 07:23 PM (dUJdY)

Ahem...you mean laughed WITH him?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:25 PM (OX6sG)

415 nood

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 07:25 PM (Dh1wo)

416 I say that from experience. They'll last 24+ hours easily.

You don't get the cool sticker for your truck window, though.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 07:25 PM (mZ/17)

417 406
if you put ice in a 32 ounce yeti cup, it'll last all day.



i want a white one.

Posted by: trapper's girl at June 19, 2019 07:23 PM (BQJef)

thats racist. just sayin.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 07:26 PM (OX6sG)

418 Correct, but what I was talking about would be someone deliberately using their right of property to prevent someone from making or obtaining food or other basic survival abilities.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 07:21 PM (39g3+)

We can Segue into one of James Madison's favorite movies - that's the theme of Jean de Florette!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 07:26 PM (Kpl3J)

419 Or devenant rather. Autocorrect doesn't like French.

And it's not a gerund. Present participle

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 19, 2019 07:26 PM (JcXHH)

420 400 The only time I every truly laughed at him was when his umbrella suddenly opened up when we were in the car. I laughed for the rest of the night.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2019 07:23 PM (dUJdY)


We once got a new computer without a mouse and we were using the navigation pad. I went out and bought a mouse and set it up. I looked in and he was still using the navigation pad, so I said, "There's a mouse." He jumped up and started scanning the floor. I laughed so hard I couldn't get the air to tell him what was funny. Think I hurt some organs.

Posted by: dagny at June 19, 2019 07:26 PM (nRWPy)

421 Pakistan has toilet paper?
Posted by: Yo! at June 19, 2019 07:23 PM

Everyone comes with a left hand don't they?

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 07:27 PM (BbGew)

422 Like, there is no Natural Right to vote. Voting is a POWER given to you, through our form of Government.

Yep. Now government can create rights, but they cannot create natural rights. And government-created rights are only worth the paper they're written on, they only exist until deleted. You cannot base any other policy on these 'rights,' because they can be immediately eliminated.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 07:27 PM (39g3+)

423 Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 07:18 PM (h2Bdk)

From what I understand, the argument is that corporations (a broad term to say the least) are denying conservatives the ability to exercise their ability to express their political beliefs via speech, text or video by denying them access to something that they mutually agreed to under the terms of service.

Is that correct?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 19, 2019 07:27 PM (e0nNm)

424 My favorite Insurance commercials feature the Mayhem Man. The one where he steals a car is hilarious.

Posted by: ALH at June 19, 2019 07:23 PM (htgmn)
........

I think that's Madame's husband.

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 07:28 PM (v0R5T)

425 Who the hell pays $300 for a COOLER?????
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:16 PM (YTwfq)


there are YETI knock-offs out there for half the price.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 19, 2019 07:17 PM (sy5kK)

But they're still selling them. My point is what kind of nut does that??

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 07:29 PM (YTwfq)

426 lol Dagny!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2019 07:29 PM (dUJdY)

427 Devant in this instance is the gerund of devenir (to become) so, "becoming a doll"

Posted by: Bicentennialguy

Its a metaphor for curling up in the fetal position like some doll at the touch of a woman.

Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 07:30 PM (32YRo)

428 >>>Dude, is your French really good enough to translate like that? That's impressive.

no, I have to look up words here and there. "Ramper," for example, I have known, but forgot (it's to crawl).

I had to look up "se tenir" because this kind of pronomial verb is idiomatic; while I know what "se" means before a verb in most circumstances, these idiomatic uses cannot be figured out. I should have probably known that one, though.

I did know "Poupee" was doll and that dur a cuire means hard-boiled, though. Dur means hard, and a cuire is what you say when you want your meat cooked well-done. "A point" is medium (at the point) and... I forget what rare is. It might be like sange/bloody or something.

and I knew all the verbs and stuff, the je n'avais jamais and all j'etais.

Those are the continuing past, the past we use when we say "I used to" or "I would..." in the past. Like, "when I was young, I would walk in the woods," quand j'etais petit, je marchais dans le foret"

that's a good conjugation because there are only like three irregular conjugations in it.

I don't get the "devant" in the poupee lyric and wordreference.com doesn't offer any meaning besides those I knew, "before (physically)/in front of."

I think maybe the lyrics might be mis-transcripted?

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 07:30 PM (PbpT7)

429 I will never get to sit at the 40 year table but I can go take a picture of clown hair boy in the plaza while he cries, "Look at Me!"
Posted by: FlimFlammed at June 19, 2019 07:22 PM (xpKpV)


When I started my second job the company gave out gold watches to people who'd been there for 35 years. And then if you retired you got something else. A tie clip? Something like that. Plus a big dinner, lots of clapping, stories about the good old days.

By the time I left they were handing out $20 Starbucks gift cards to people on five year anniversaries. They weren't losing money, either. They'd just decided people over 50 shouldn't be encouraged to stay.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 07:30 PM (h2Bdk)

430 >>>Devant in this instance is the gerund of devenir (to become) so, "becoming a doll"

Posted by: Bicentennialguy

...

ah, thanks.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 07:31 PM (PbpT7)

431 Oh yes Cannibal Bob.. I meant I was laughing WITH him. (not really, it was funnier than hell)

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2019 07:31 PM (dUJdY)

432 >>>r devenant rather. Autocorrect doesn't like French.

And it's not a gerund. Present participle

...

ah yes. I should have gotten clued in because under "devant's" main defintions at word reference, they started listing devoir. But I couldn't put it together.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 07:32 PM (PbpT7)

433 >>>Se faire tout petit is to make oneself inconspicuous.

Devant in this instance is the gerund of devenir (to become) so, "becoming a doll"

...

ah okay, well "make myself all small" has the same sort of meaning. Making yourself small = hiding.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 07:33 PM (PbpT7)

434 wait, they listed devoir, not devinir.

i'm confuzenated now.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 07:34 PM (PbpT7)

435 devEnir

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 07:34 PM (PbpT7)

436 Show us on the poupee where Sniffin' Uncle Joe touched you.

Posted by: Gitmo Prosecutor at June 19, 2019 07:35 PM (EgshT)

437 I though corporations weren't people and shouldn't have a voice in politics...

Posted by: Mark at June 19, 2019 07:47 PM (KcbLA)

438 I would be more amenable to the libertarian argument regarding corporations if they were willing to stay the fuck out of political meddling.


I first thought this was more Tom Cotton quoting and I was ready to name him a Satrap under Trump.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2019 07:53 PM (yQpMk)

439 "But of course, this is a democracy,"
Oooh, swing and a miss.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at June 19, 2019 08:00 PM (HOXd0)

440 Choose your boycott target, I'm on it. Anything you pick has probably already pissed me off enough to quit buying it anyway.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 19, 2019 08:13 PM (1L9V9)

441 So, a stockholder in one of these companies could bring a lawsuit ? Hmm, I do own stocks, and I bet a bunch of other morons do too. Any moron ambulance chasers?

Posted by: Iblis at June 19, 2019 08:18 PM (JmmaM)

442 Maxim to remember: When the app or the online program
does not cost anything, then YOU are the product.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 19, 2019 07:10 PM (ujg0T)

We have Maxim gun, and you have not.

Fuzzy Wuzzy

Posted by: Kipling at June 19, 2019 08:35 PM (4EqBd)

Trump, Jr.: So Biden Says He'll Cure Cancer If You Elect Him President.
Why Didn't He Cure Cancer In His Past 50 Years of Holding Elective Office?

Maybe he was permitting cancer to continue killing people in order to hold it over our heads at precisely this moment.

While warming up the crowd at President Trump’s re-election rally in Orlando Tuesday, Donald Trump Jr. took a few swipes at the Democratic frontrunner.

"I hear brilliant guys like Joe Biden," he said to the fired-up crowd of some 20,000, "'Government has failed you.' Usually, as he's groping someone."

....

"There’s something off with that guy," Trump Jr. added. "Maybe yo'’re the problem, Joe Biden?" he suggested, referencing his decades in government -- a record which could cause the former vice president problems on key issues like the Hyde Amendment.

The president’s son also ridiculed Biden’s promise that he would "cure cancer" if he was elected president. "Why the hell didn't you do that over the last 50 years, Joe?"

Don Jr. also dubbed Joe Biden with a Low-Energy nickname -- "Floppy Joe." Which I don't think is meant to recall only his flip-flopping.

Earlier in the speech, Trump identified former President Obama taking credit for the good economy as the "stupidest statement in the history of politics and economics."

Trump continued by explaining Biden's "vested interest" in China, telling the crowd, "His son took $1.5 billion from the Chinese government as investment."

"The greatest investors in America have spent years trying to get Chinese money to invest with them. They can't do it. He goes there on a state trip and in ten days he comes back with $1.5 billion. Wonder why?" he said. "Now they're not a threat."

Trump then engaged the crowd with a little "role reversal" game.

"What do you think would be the media's reaction if Donald Trump Jr. took $1.50 from the Chinese? Not $1.5 billion like Joe Biden’s son. Just $1.50."

"They would lose their goddamn minds," he declared before hitting Biden for flip-flopping.

"But you know? Floppy Joe-- Floppy Joe, he's out there flip-flopping on everything. He doesn’t know what the hell he stands for anymore," Trump said, adding that the media will not call him out because "they want him to win."

Not to be outdone by Biden only deciding to do something about cancer after taking a wait-and-see-attitude about it for fifty years, Trump himself promised that the administration was close to curing cancer itself, as well as eradicating AIDS.

President Trump said during his 2020 reelection campaign kickoff speech late Tuesday that his administration is "getting closer” to curing cancer.

"We will push onward with new medical frontiers," Trump told a packed stadium of 20,000 in Orlando, Fla. "We will come up with the cures to many, many problems, to many, many diseases -- including cancer and others -- and we're getting closer all the time."

Trump also made a campaign promise of eradicating AIDS "once and for all," adding that "we’'e very close."

Oh, it's a promise? Was Joe Biden's statement a promise, or just puffery?

That said, there's a lot of promise that AIDS is a disease with a limited future and we might finally be getting cures to many cancers soon.

Alas, we've seen such hopes before. That's why I barely mention them any longer. I don't want to get hopes up.

But still, there are promising new drugs and techniques out there.

By the way, Joe Biden is a leftwing authoritarian. It's that "authoritarian" part that the leftwing media confuses with "being conservative," but it's just that Joe Biden never saw a problem he didn't think some government strongarming -- finding "pretexts" for government coercion -- couldn't fix.



But that's not "conservative" -- that's just lunchbox leftism.

I hate that idea, which many leftwing prosecutors also have, that laws are infinitely malleable and that we can just contrive whatever "pretext" we like to jail people who are doing things we don't like but are doing things which no law has been passed to outlaw.

If the law is undefined in this way -- if it's all up to a leftwing prosecutor's whim and readily mutable by the imaginative and unscrupulous -- then we are not a nation of laws not men, but men not laws.

One of the only things we have protecting us from the whims of politically motivated officials looking for professional advancement off jailing a citizen is the idea that laws mean what they say, and say what they mean.

Not that a clever operator like Andrew Weismann can twist plain meanings and make the law whatever he needs to collect his next political scalp.

The most immediate route to tyranny is granting a prosecutor the power to prosecute people not according to the letter of the law, but whatever he is capable of imagining the law to be in his own mercenary, careerist, status-seeking head.

The law is written in the statutory code, not sketched in penumbras and emanations of a corrupt politician's private dreamjournal.

And PS, they're almost all corrupt, and almost all prosecutors are politicians, or hope to be politicians officially one day.

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1 Suuuurrrreeee...

Posted by: lin-duh at June 19, 2019 05:04 PM (UUBmN)

2 and a first...

Posted by: lin-duh at June 19, 2019 05:05 PM (UUBmN)

3 That was a really funny statement by Trump. I needed a laugh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 05:05 PM (ivkO2)

4 Biden makes AOC seem like a functional retard.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:06 PM (H4VdJ)

5 LOL Get F*cked Creepy joe

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at June 19, 2019 05:06 PM (9dQxE)

6 I just looked 10 seconds before this was posted

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 05:06 PM (BbGew)

7 Maybe he can work on a cure for foot-in-mouth also.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at June 19, 2019 05:06 PM (xptlg)

8 Even though I see it with my own eyes, it is damn near inconceivable for me to understand how these knuckleheads think they have something to offer the public.

They honestly think we are that stupid, don't they?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 19, 2019 05:07 PM (Y4EXg)

9 New thread just in time....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 19, 2019 05:07 PM (ufFY8)

10 8 years as VP he could have at least cured something, maybe strep throat

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 05:08 PM (BbGew)

11 He could have saved his son? And he didn't? What a monster.

Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 05:08 PM (32YRo)

12 SCREAM AND LEAP!

Apparently Trump is a master of that strategy. He could deal with the kzinti.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 05:08 PM (ClOmq)

13 "I hear brilliant guys like Joe Biden," he said to the fired-up crowd of some 20,000, "'Government has failed you.' Usually, as he's groping someone."
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Comedy Gold Jerry!

Posted by: WisRich at June 19, 2019 05:08 PM (G0vdT)

14 Oh good. That last thread was getting a little gamy.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 05:09 PM (xjiRE)

15 Oh, just as we were pimping 3M VHB adhesive tape as the cure to sexual dysfunction on the last thread?

I want Don Jr as President. I don't really want a dynasty, but the dude gets it.

Posted by: JEM at June 19, 2019 05:09 PM (8erNz)

16 Oh, it's a promise? Was Joe Biden's statement a promise, or just puffery?

I'm Trumps case its sloppy language and chain of thought expository speech-making which he's done a lot of and gotten caught on before. What he said, taken directly and literally, sounds like a promise to cure cancer and AIDS, just like Biden's stupidity. Taken as it was delivered it was "lots of great stuff is coming in my America" with lots of frosting on top.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:09 PM (39g3+)

17 Floppy Joe.

I love it! It's going to be yuuuuuugely popular!

Posted by: pookysgirl at June 19, 2019 05:09 PM (XKZwp)

18 8 years as VP he could have at least cured something, maybe strep throat
Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 05:08 PM

They approached him about trying to eradicate the "clap" and he said, why? I like being able to turn my lights on and off with it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:09 PM (H4VdJ)

19 Creepy Joe really doesn't like EDM? I'm sorry but I don't know what that means. Doesn't he like Edmonton?

Now that he's threatened Republicans with physical violence is it okay to take the first punch, pre-emptive defence?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 19, 2019 05:09 PM (JgA4k)

20 "Maybe he was permitting cancer to continue killing people in order to hold it over our heads at precisely this moment."


Plausible; it's the kind of thing a sociopath like him would do.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 19, 2019 05:09 PM (a5hgv)

21 Just Joe being Joe.


So, sure, let's make him President.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 05:09 PM (oVJmc)

22 Probably "Floppy-Joe" because he has saggy old man ass. Unless he's had a butt lift it's probably "floppy".

Posted by: JROD at June 19, 2019 05:10 PM (j3ReE)

23 Oh good. That last thread was getting a little gamy.
Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 05:09 PM

So does that mean you didn't want me to post the RBG sex tape then?

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:10 PM (H4VdJ)

24 >>>Creepy Joe really doesn't like EDM?

it refers to Mario Rubo's favorite type of music (he claims), Electronic Dance Music, often played at raves.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:10 PM (PbpT7)

25 Not to be outdone by Biden only deciding to do something about cancer after taking a wait-and-see-attitude about it for fifty years, Trump himself promised that the administration was close to curing cancer itself, as well as eradicating AIDS.

won't someone think about the endangered viruses?

Posted by: People for the Ethical Treatment of Viruses at June 19, 2019 05:10 PM (sGtp+)

26 8 years as VP he could have at least cured something, maybe strep throat

He was too busy being the sheriff to make sure Stimulus spending wasn't wasted

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:10 PM (39g3+)

27 test

Posted by: Surfperch at June 19, 2019 05:11 PM (tVQUs)

28 I really like someone going down to the level of the democrats and kicking them. I haven't seen that for a good 29 years.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 19, 2019 05:11 PM (YslsA)

29 Medicare for all will have the best doctors retiring or looking for another profession.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2019 05:11 PM (RBOtF)

30 That said, there's a lot of promise that AIDS is a disease with a limited future and we might finally be getting cures to many cancers soon.

Alas, we've seen such hopes before. That's why I barely mention them any longer. I don't want to get hopes up.

But still, there are promising new drugs and techniques out there.



That's true to a certain degree. At least some cancers are starting to become regarded as chronic, manageable diseases. AIDS was an automatic death sentence in the 1980s, but not nearly so much today.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 05:11 PM (xjiRE)

31 24 >>>Creepy Joe really doesn't like EDM?

it refers to Mario Rubo's favorite type of music (he claims), Electronic Dance Music, often played at raves.
Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:10 PM (PbpT7)

I'll have to agree with him about that. I'm so ashamed?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 19, 2019 05:11 PM (JgA4k)

32 Biden said he'd really like to shake Merkle's hand.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:11 PM (H4VdJ)

33 Like I ve said. Joe Biden is Satan with Downs.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2019 05:11 PM (rIQuo)

34 first scoop ... "we almost have the cure for AIDS"

second scoop ... "we are very close on many frontiers, including cancer"

Posted by: illiniwek at June 19, 2019 05:11 PM (Cus5s)

35 AIDS could be eradicated in ten years if it was treated like the deadly disease it is and not A Gay Badge of Honor.

But Gay, so we'll let it keep acting like inner city gun violence. Because Gay.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 05:11 PM (mZ/17)

36 if only creepy Uncle Joe could cure his creeptosis
dude is wierd

Posted by: navycopjoe at June 19, 2019 05:11 PM (z9rum)

37 We had the chance to make Christopher Reeve walk again, and hatey old America let that one go by, too.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 05:11 PM (oVJmc)

38 They approached him about trying to eradicate the "clap" and he said, why? I like being able to turn my lights on and off with it.

Every time I think of Barack Obama's DNI I think 'Clap Off' should drop him in Gitmo.

Posted by: JEM at June 19, 2019 05:11 PM (8erNz)

39 Yeah, there's a lot of that pseudo extortion behavior from Democratic candidates.

Vote for me and I'll fix something that will help humanity as a whole, or at a minimum solve some huge giantass problem the United States has, because I has a plan!

But I can only reveal it if you make me President!

Jackass John Kerry had some super plan back when he ran against Bush the lesser that would solve some crisis we had going, but he was only handing it out if we made him President.

So, I can save your life, but only if you give me what I want. That's the kinda guy I want running shit.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 05:11 PM (37IEG)

40 this may sound insane, and maybe it is, but they're altering the HIV virus to only infect AIDS-infected cells. The HIV on the outside of the cell acts as some kind of tag that can be exploited to microtarget chemo to just those cancerous cells.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:12 PM (PbpT7)

41 Marco Rubio met his wife while giving handjobs in a pool filled with bubbles while the women stood around the pool and watched. This was a thing back in the 90's. Pics exist of Marco playing bubble boy.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:12 PM (xTFXi)

42 I still like "sloppy Joe" better than floppy Joe. "Sloppy" was an adjective custom made for Trump.

Posted by: theATL at June 19, 2019 05:12 PM (yFgwo)

43 Bob Dole can help you, Floppy Joe.

Posted by: Archer at June 19, 2019 05:12 PM (gmo/4)

44 >>>37 We had the chance to make Christopher Reeve walk again, and hatey old America let that one go by, too.


I never cared for him.

Posted by: Joe Biden and His Oils and Tonics of Miracles at June 19, 2019 05:12 PM (PbpT7)

45 Assuming it was possible, we'll not see a cure for AIDS. It's too convenient in certain circles. Like a lot of other things.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 19, 2019 05:13 PM (AM1GF)

46

Was Marco getting or giving?

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 19, 2019 05:13 PM (UFLLM)

47 oh, and yo my little rethugs in the greyish-blue boxes
I hate your dogs

Posted by: navycopjoe at June 19, 2019 05:13 PM (z9rum)

48 Ol' Slow Joe's hair plugs got installed just a wee bit too deeply last time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 19, 2019 05:13 PM (HaL55)

49 EDM = Electric Discharge Machining.

What are the tool-and-die makers supposed to do without it ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 19, 2019 05:13 PM (a5hgv)

50 41 Marco Rubio met his wife while giving handjobs in a pool filled with bubbles while the women stood around the pool and watched. This was a thing back in the 90's. Pics exist of Marco playing bubble boy.

Really? And I missed out? Damn.

Posted by: JEM at June 19, 2019 05:13 PM (8erNz)

51 There are some hot as fuck degenerate chicks that regularly attend the EDM scene. If you are hard up, take the EDM pill.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:13 PM (xTFXi)

52
I wonder if Obama is going to ask him "What magic wand do you have?"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2019 05:14 PM (M9ntN)

53 Like I ve said. Joe Biden is Satan with Downs.

Posted by: Xipe Totec

He's the Fredo of evil!

Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 05:14 PM (32YRo)

54 AIDS was an automatic death sentence in the 1980s, but not nearly so much today.

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Yep. It's funny to consider that the disease could've gone a long way in forcing monogamous relationships and stability in their sham "marriages," but hey, who cares now? It's not like it kills us anymore.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 05:14 PM (mZ/17)

55 AIDS was supposed to be a hetero plague by, what was it, 1992? Everyone in the media was telling us that.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 05:14 PM (oVJmc)

56 Kinda hard to "cure cancer" when its a constellation of different types and causes.

Posted by: Caliban at June 19, 2019 05:14 PM (qEujL)

57 When the news broke about teh totes not ghey bubble raves, that's why Chris Christie called him Bubble Boy.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:15 PM (xTFXi)

58
If all it takes to cure cancer is some lefty presidential leadership, why didn't Obama do it?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2019 05:15 PM (M9ntN)

59 >>>Yep. It's funny to consider that the disease could've gone a long way in forcing monogamous relationships and stability in their sham "marriages," but hey, who cares now? It's not like it kills us anymore.
Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk?

and lung cancer teaches people not to smoke. So, yay lung cancer I guess?

Lung Cancer is just God's way of teaching us that the body is a temple.

Shut the fuck up, dummy.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:15 PM (PbpT7)

60 Duh, we can only cure cancer if double taxes and ban guns.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 05:16 PM (FiUMj)

61 I love this man! No homo

Posted by: Common Tater at June 19, 2019 05:16 PM (1l8jw)

62 When the news broke about teh totes not ghey bubble raves, that's why Chris Christie called him Bubble Boy.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:15 PM

Did he take a drink of water? Rubio turned out to be an ass fucker anyway so it's fitting.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:16 PM (H4VdJ)

63 This is going to go on Biden's list of lies at the WaPo or NYT, right? What? They don't have a list for him? Weird!

Posted by: Ree at June 19, 2019 05:16 PM (N3yvc)

64 10 8 years as VP he could have at least cured something, maybe strep throat
____________

Yep, and it's not like he was busy during those 8 VP years.

All he was doing was harrassing female SS agents by making them look at his tiny swinging dick when he swam nekkid in front of them, the old perv.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 19, 2019 05:16 PM (k4dH2)

65 They honestly think we are that stupid, don't they?"

"They" don't care. They're that smaht...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 05:17 PM (6qErC)

66 49 EDM = Electric Discharge Machining.

What are the tool-and-die makers supposed to do without it ?


Well, they can pay attention to their controls and consoles and not crank up the boom-boxes and bounce around with the bare tummies of nineteen-year-olds.

Posted by: JEM at June 19, 2019 05:17 PM (8erNz)

67 Holy shit, haven't seen one of THOSE in a dog's age...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 19, 2019 05:17 PM (AM1GF)

68 If you let loose a law, it will do as a dog does. It will obey its own nature, not yours. -- G. K. Chesterton, "Eugenics and Other Evils"

Though I think Chesterton was assuming a better nature on the left than deserved.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 19, 2019 05:17 PM (wzvqt)

69 Joe Biden needs to take care of the common cold first.

Posted by: dantesed at June 19, 2019 05:17 PM (88xKn)

70 At least some cancers are starting to become regarded as chronic, manageable diseases.

The skin cancers have been there for awhile now, assuming they don't spread elsewhere.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 05:17 PM (ykYG2)

71

We had high hopes for HIV and the Africa/India populations.

Oh well, back to the drawing board...

Posted by: UN Globalists at June 19, 2019 05:18 PM (UFLLM)

72 Curing cancer is a shovel-ready job.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 05:18 PM (LISuA)

73 Didn't Obama promise to cure cancer too or was that VP Joe too back then??

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 05:18 PM (Dh1wo)

74 Joe Biden needs to take care of the common cold first.
Posted by: dantesed at June 19, 2019 05:17 PM

How about we start with mosquitos! Took the puppy for a walk last night in the woods. Holy shit, I had to bail out before I lost 4 pints of blood! Bastards!

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:18 PM (H4VdJ)

75 Shut the fuck up, dummy.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:15 PM (PbpT7)

Hey!
That's my line!

Posted by: Agitated Mark Levin at June 19, 2019 05:18 PM (ufFY8)

76 If all it takes to cure cancer is some lefty presidential leadership, why didn't Obama do it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Well shucks!

Joe couldn't even cure the heartbreak of psoriasis.

Cancer has killed quite a few people close to me, including my Father.
I kind of resent this kind of "Boy! Howdy!" political pitch stroking by both Biden and Trump.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 19, 2019 05:18 PM (vcOmj)

77 While I want people to stop sleeping around and engage in faithful monogomous marriages, AIDS was an unmitigated evil and I'm glad to see it being dealt with.

I'm less glad at seeing so much money and time poured into it while Cancer was being largely bypassed. At one time at least AIDS research was getting like 20 times the money as cancer research, which was killing like 100 times as many people a year.

But cancer didn't interfere with many people's lifestyle and desire to have as much sex as possible with as many people as possible so they never have time to stop and thin about how empty and pointless their life is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:19 PM (39g3+)

78 AIDS was supposed to be a hetero plague by, what was it, 1992? Everyone in the media was telling us that"

Every body has AIDS!

(And yeah - Phil had an "AIDS " script backdrop)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 05:19 PM (6qErC)

79 >>>56 Kinda hard to "cure cancer" when its a constellation of different types and causes.

well, yeah, but I think one method of killing a lot of cancers, if it could be perfected, is finding a way to microtarget (or nanotarget) cancer cells only with chemo, rather than than exposing the whole body to it.

Not only would that avoid the horrible side-effects of chemo -- which acts as a poison in healthy cells too -- but it would allow you deliver much more lethal doses to cancerous cells, so you'd have a much lower chance of leaving any behind.

I think that's a major thrust of research. Tagging them somehow, or creating something that only cancer cells can suck in.

The woman who cured HPV cancers used a method along those lines, though I forget the details. And you'd have to adapt that sort of thing to other cancers, which wouldn't be just like HPV cancers, but the Proof of Concept has been demonstrated.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:19 PM (PbpT7)

80 Step right up for Professor Floppy Joe's cancer cure each bottle only costs your soul.

Posted by: Archer at June 19, 2019 05:19 PM (gmo/4)

81 Floppy Joe... lmao!

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2019 05:19 PM (dUJdY)

82 And talk about public health; ridding the world of mosquitos should be priority one.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 05:20 PM (ykYG2)

83 I was gonna cure cancer, but I got high.

Posted by: Prezzydent Skeezy McChronic at June 19, 2019 05:20 PM (oVJmc)

84
lol: President Trump plans to live-tweet during the Totalitarian's debate.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 05:20 PM (OAYzD)

85 @75
If you take a woman along the skeeters will leave you alone

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2019 05:20 PM (rIQuo)

86 Now I am singing Floppy Joe to the Adam Sandler Lunch Lady song, damn you all!

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:20 PM (H4VdJ)

87 Wasn't Biden put in charge of the "Cancer Moonshot" back in 2017?

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at June 19, 2019 05:20 PM (Iq27Y)

88 What the fuck? I love spells now!

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:20 PM (xTFXi)

89 And talk about public health; ridding the world of mosquitos should be priority one.

"Hey those Mosquitos are doing a bang up job reducing the surplus brown person population!"
--UNESCO

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:21 PM (39g3+)

90 Anyone who talks about A CURE for cancer is biologically illiterate.

Each type of cancer has it's own pathophysiology and treatment.

So Joe, is your treatment for pancreatic cancer the same as your treatment for basal cell skin cancer?

Ask Biden about Hodgkin's disease. I'm sure he thinks it's a disease that affects the small people on the Wizard of Oz.

Posted by: James OBrien MD at June 19, 2019 05:21 PM (1VxG9)

91 >>>88 Wasn't Biden put in charge of the "Cancer Moonshot" back in 2017?

oh yeah...!

Sheriff Joe, producing all the non-results.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:21 PM (PbpT7)

92 I think Jenny had Aids

Posted by: Forrest, Forrest Gump at June 19, 2019 05:21 PM (gmo/4)

93 @75
If you take a woman along the skeeters will leave you alone
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2019 05:20 PM

Wife was working, but I will remember that! Man I hate them, won't be long and the horseflies will be out, they are almost as bad. Bastages!

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:21 PM (H4VdJ)

94 I always assumed they would find a cure for Aids considering the enormous investment made in R&D in this area - it actually took much longer than I would have thought. It was not an easy path to a cure, obviously.

Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 05:22 PM (32YRo)

95
But cancer didn't interfere with many people's lifestyle and desire to have as much sex as possible with as many people as possible so they never have time to stop and thin about how empty and pointless their life is.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

It took a lot of basic virology research to actually begin to understand HIV and how it worked.
No research is wasted, and a lot of the techniques revolving around AIDS research also have fed into Cancer research.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 19, 2019 05:22 PM (vcOmj)

96 90 And talk about public health; ridding the world of mosquitos should be priority one.

"Hey those Mosquitos are doing a bang up job reducing the surplus brown person population!"
--UNESCO
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:21 PM (39g3+)

And Ticks..... ticks are from de Debbil......

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 05:22 PM (90T4r)

97 I think that Israeli company has a method to 'customize' an indivdual's specific cancer. I hear some guy talk about it, and it had something to do with targeting the specific cancer cells.
They were going to start with developing treatments for more common types of cancers first, if I recall.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 19, 2019 05:22 PM (ufFY8)

98 Predicting a disastrous year for corn harvest. Maybe we should suspend the RFS this year? Which candidate will have the balls to pitch that idea in IA?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 05:23 PM (dNzKv)

99 Creepy Joe really doesn't like EDM?


Electrical discharge machining?

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at June 19, 2019 05:23 PM (Iq27Y)

100 a huge problem right now is that so many bacteria are becoming completely immune to all of our antibiotics.

Which means that routine death from fairly minor injury due to infection/sepsis might be ready for a big comeback.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:23 PM (PbpT7)

101 Buffalo Gnats, won't you come out tonight, come out tonight, come out tonight........

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 05:23 PM (90T4r)

102 Kraken
If you think ticks are bad I invite you to try chiggers.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2019 05:23 PM (rIQuo)

103 The Biden Campaign's medical advisor is Medieval Barber Theodoric of York.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 05:23 PM (oVJmc)

104 I hate political campaigns on both sides of the aisle. But I also hated locker room pep talks . I'm more of a Spock when it comes to a job that needs to be done or a game that has to be won.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 05:24 PM (KtcMg)

105 and lung cancer teaches people not to smoke. So, yay lung cancer I guess?

Lung Cancer is just God's way of teaching us that the body is a temple.

Shut the fuck up, dummy.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:15 PM (PbpT7)

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But that's exactly what has happened since the 90s or so, isn't it? People who watched their grandparents and parents die of lung cancer aren't as likely to smoke, right?

AIDS? I bet the annual new HIV numbers are pretty close to where they were a decade ago (maybe even back near Y2K), but, unlike lung cancer, death isn't as much of a health concern anymore so there's no change in overall behavior.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 05:24 PM (mZ/17)

106 And Ticks..... ticks are from de Debbil......
Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 05:22 PM

Where I live is literally the worst area for deer ticks and therefore Lyme disease. Regular ticks are bad but those little bastards are nasty. Hard to see and I've known 7 or 8 people that have had Lymes and it's awful, for some it lasts for years.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:24 PM (H4VdJ)

107
I've got great news, folks, really, the best. I was playing the back 9 with Tiger, you all know Tiger, he's fantastic, when it hit me... the cure for cancer! I took the idea to the lab, and it turns out my stuff will cure any cancer.

*pulls vial from breast pocket*

That's right people, Trump cured cancer. Trump KILLED cancer, that's what our wonderful Surgeon General Jerome Adams, said to me. Jerome Adams (hi Jerome).

He said 'this is incredible Mr. President (he always calls me Mr. President, I told him relax, call me Donald)!'

Donald, he said, 'you've killed cancer.'

And it's not a cure, it's even better - it works in-stant-ly. Pain-less-ly. And, this is the best part, you'll love this, Trumpexa also whitens your teeth! Brightens those pearly whites. Trumpexa.

As I always say, 'Republicans are the Party of Healthcare!"

Posted by: DJT at June 19, 2019 05:24 PM (5aX2M)

108 I have heard that flamethrowers kill 100% of cancer cells they are fired at.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 05:24 PM (dNzKv)

109 Now that he's threatened Republicans with physical violence is it okay to take the first punch, pre-emptive defence?

In Texas its legal to get into a fight for as long all participating parties agree.

Sounds like Floppy Joe agrees.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 19, 2019 05:24 PM (lD3vL)

110 " I shall cure juvenile cancer by a laying on of hands..."

Posted by: Rev. Joe Biden at June 19, 2019 05:24 PM (QzkSJ)

111 I think that Israeli company has a method to 'customize' an indivdual's specific cancer. I hear some guy talk about it, and it had something to do with targeting the specific cancer cells.
They were going to start with developing treatments for more common types of cancers first, if I recall.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

There are a lot of cancer researchers working in the same direction. The James Cancer Research Hospital at Ohio State is doing the same thing.

It is a promising lead that a lot of research hospitals are doing.
The Israelis just have better PR.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 19, 2019 05:24 PM (vcOmj)

112 Funny how all these programs have significant, and permanent), "maintenance" costs, and the costs (unexpectedly) turn out to generate lovely quantities of graft, and surprisingly have few, if any, measurable parameters that can be used to assess the efficacy of the program!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 05:25 PM (AZxMX)

113 >>>But that's exactly what has happened since the 90s or so, isn't it? People who watched their grandparents and parents die of lung cancer aren't as likely to smoke, right?

yay for deadly diseases! They are our best Moral Educators!!!

They're God's little enforcers!

Never lost someone to disease, huh?

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:25 PM (PbpT7)

114 Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 05:20 PM (OAYzD)

Twitter will probably ban him for that time period.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 05:25 PM (ivkO2)

115 it's all just grist for ideological imperatives, huh?

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:25 PM (PbpT7)

116 80
well, yeah, but I think one method of killing a lot of cancers, if it could be perfected, is finding a way to microtarget (or nanotarget) cancer cells only with chemo, rather than than exposing the whole body to it.

Not only would that avoid the horrible side-effects of chemo -- which acts as a poison in healthy cells too -- but it would allow you deliver much more lethal doses to cancerous cells, so you'd have a much lower chance of leaving any behind.
Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:19 PM (PbpT7)


They're doing that with radiation, too. A robotic device called CyberKnife uses data from an MRI to precisely fix the size, shape, and location of the tumor, then moves around and hits it from every angle while leaving healthy tissue alone.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 05:25 PM (xjiRE)

117 No research is wasted, and a lot of the techniques revolving around AIDS research also have fed into Cancer research

Sure, but that also works in reverse, and stopping people from dying from cancer would be a HUGE impact, plus would have helped research on AIDS. Instead we got the opposite.

Because one frightened people from their hedonist lifestyle and the other didn't.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:25 PM (39g3+)

118 Another shot at the Bidens...
https://twitter.com/neecbf/status/
1140312453051506688

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 05:26 PM (Dh1wo)

119 let me go conspiracy on you guys
I think the cure to several forms of cancer have all ready been discovered but aren't released for testing due to the FDA being total idiots who have to prove they matter by denying all chances to help people and/or there are political big wigs/appointees who are waiting to buy up the stock of the company before its released so they can get paid from that legal insider knowledge

Posted by: navycopjoe at June 19, 2019 05:26 PM (z9rum)

120 My first wife and I were.... intimate..... in a field once.... we counted 47 chigger bites on her ... on One leg and thigh !!!! good times, good times..... I had maybe 8 total......

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 05:26 PM (90T4r)

121 Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 05:24 PM (mZ/17)


I'm going to extrapolate. Tell me if I'm misconstruing or putting words in your mouth.

"Some people deserve to die because they like a different kind of sex than I do".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 05:26 PM (fuK7c)

122 Yeast is becoming resistant to anti fungal treatments.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:26 PM (xTFXi)

123 I'll just say. FUCK cancer.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:26 PM (H4VdJ)

124 The fact the media says Floppy Joe has the common touch tells me a lot about how little they think about the common folk.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 19, 2019 05:27 PM (JgA4k)

125 >>>112 I think that Israeli company has a method to 'customize' an indivdual's specific cancer. I hear some guy talk about it, and it had something to do with targeting the specific cancer cells.


I had a post on that in draft but then didn't publish when I saw other scientists saying that this was wildly premature and possibly just nonsense.

That's one of the stories I was thinking about when I said I avoid these stories now.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:27 PM (PbpT7)

126 I am confused why both candidates are talking about curing cancer though, is this a big hot button polling issue or something? Did Trump feel like Biden stole his thunder??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:27 PM (39g3+)

127 Along this line, ask a leftard why Obama and Biden never blew the whistle on Bush's masterminding of 9-11. Why no arrests or trials?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 05:27 PM (oVJmc)

128
Good News: We can cure cancer!

Bad News: It makes your genitals fall off!

Choose wisely!

Posted by: Monsanto at June 19, 2019 05:27 PM (UFLLM)

129 Yeast is becoming resistant to anti fungal treatments.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:26 PM

How will this effect beer? That's way more important.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:27 PM (H4VdJ)

130 123 Yeast is becoming resistant to anti fungal treatments.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today

Don't I know it

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 19, 2019 05:27 PM (PbpT7)

131 I know the Al Capone prosecution for tax evasion in order to put him away in Alcatraz forever is considered a brilliant move, but it's actually terrifying.

The idea anyone else in that era would have probably just paid a fine, but Capone being Capone meant a different standard is a blank check for the legal system to be a nation of men and not laws.

Posted by: Blago at June 19, 2019 05:27 PM (UfkIY)

132 I know at one point we were spending more money on AIDS research than all other diseases combined. For a disease that kills fewer than male breast cancer. So I sure hope that we got some good leads back from it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2019 05:27 PM (Iq27Y)

133 unlike lung cancer, death isn't as much of a health concern anymore so there's no change in overall behavior.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk?

I think the issue here is you don't want to wish death on someone even if their lifestyle assisted in that outcome - the saddest case of death by Aids was Freddy Mercury - had he managed to live only a four or five more years - treatments were developed that would have extended his life - sad.

Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM (32YRo)

134

Gropin' Joe: The cure for cancer involves a lot of hair sniffing and rubbing up on young girls

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM (OLCnA)

135 The fact the media says Floppy Joe has the common touch tells me a lot about how little they think about the common folk.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 19, 2019 05:27 PM

I'm thinking more of the pervy touch.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM (H4VdJ)

136 The key to curing cancer is to take disguise away from cancer cells. . They've made some significant progress in that area.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM (KtcMg)

137 @MegKinnardAP

UPDATE: Facing mounting criticism, @SCDP will now allow @SCETV, the state's @PBS affiliate, to livestream the event on its social media platforms.

Yeah um, that fixes nothing.

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM (cF8AT)

138 I hope not to die from drug resistant jock itch.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM (rIQuo)

139 Predicting a disastrous year for corn harvest. Maybe we should suspend the RFS this year? Which candidate will have the balls to pitch that idea in IA?

He'll get the backing of Mexicans, the cattle industry and boat owners.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM (lD3vL)

140


Don Jr for President.

Posted by: E buzz the Reverend at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM (CDcJN)

141 AIDS? I bet the annual new HIV numbers are pretty close to where they were a decade ago (maybe even back near Y2K), but, unlike lung cancer, death isn't as much of a health concern anymore so there's no change in overall behavior.

Even worse. With pre exposure prophylaxis, "PreP" in the ads, you can pop a pill and practice all of the shitty behavior you want. Cute your HIV before you get it! Go out and have consequence free sex. Pop prep before and take a morning after, after! Now where is my government subsidy?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM (dNzKv)

142 Never lost someone to disease, huh?

-

Yes, and that was part of the point about smoking.

I'm not cheering disease, just pointing out that pretending it's not a deadly communicable disease with predictable and preventable methods of transmission because Woke (or whatever the term was in the 80s) has done nothing but make it worse.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM (mZ/17)

143 On the positive side, I'm sure almost all professional politicians will end up in a Dantean circle of hell.

/greed? fraud? treachery? heresy? stay tuned!

Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM (Cczdz)

144 Not that a clever operator like Andrew Weismann can twist plain meanings and make the law whatever he needs to collect his next political scalp.

----------

it's not even that clever. He just misstates the law.

You saw how Barr took apart Mooler's definition of obstruction.

just because a law has the word "any" in it doesn't mean that it's unlimited.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM (JziUy)

145 Predicting a disastrous year for corn harvest"

Depends.

Also, corn isn't fuel.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM (6qErC)

146 If you think ticks are bad I invite you to try chiggers.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2019 05:23 PM (rIQuo)

Chiggers are treatable, though very irritating.
The "right" tick bite can change your life, and NOT in a good way!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM (AZxMX)

147 29 Medicare for all will have the best doctors retiring or looking for another profession.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2019 05:11 PM (RBOtF)


My doctor stopped taking new patients last year. He's unhappy with the direction things are taking. "I can retire any time I want," he said, "but some of my patients have been with me for decades." So as patients move on, or die, he's going to cut back on his hours instead of replacing them. Already he doesn't see patients on Fridays.

Imagine if just ten or twenty percent of doctors did that? I once had a crappy health plan where it took five or six weeks to see your primary care doc. They probably saved a lot of money, too, since by then you're usually either better or dead.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM (h2Bdk)

148 >>>I think the cure to several forms of cancer have all ready been discovered but aren't released for testing due to the FDA being total idiots who have to prove they matter by denying all chances to help people and/or there are political big wigs/appointees who are waiting to buy up the stock of the company before its released so they can get paid from that legal insider knowledge


nah

I mean, that woman in Mexico really did find a cure for HPV cancer. They didn't suppress that, did they?

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:29 PM (PbpT7)

149 I have Alpha- Gal.... Mammalian Meat Allergy.... courtesy of the charming Lone Star Tick.....

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 05:29 PM (90T4r)

150
Here's an easy one, I think:

All of you brothers over in Africa
Tell all the folks in Egypt, and Israel, too

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 05:30 PM (OAYzD)

151 Bad News: It makes your genitals fall off!

Choose wisely!


Well, its not like I'm using them anyway...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:30 PM (39g3+)

152 It is a promising lead that a lot of research hospitals are doing.

The Israelis just have better PR.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 19, 2019 05:24 PM (vcOmj)

It is the 'targeting' concept that is the key.
I remember investing in biotech companies like Transgenix, which were researching monoclonal antibodies, and breeding/cloning mice (and goats, in Trangenix' case) to produce specific antibodies for gene therapy. Now, any time you see a drug with the last letters 'mab' - that's a 'monoclonal antibody' probably developed from that technique.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 19, 2019 05:30 PM (ufFY8)

153 If President, God forbid, Joe Biden ever meets Prime Minister, God forbid, Bollywood the combined stupid would be frightening. It could form a singularity.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 19, 2019 05:30 PM (JgA4k)

154 I always win. I've won in the past. I win in the present. I will win in the future.

Posted by: Angel of Death at June 19, 2019 05:30 PM (gmo/4)

155 Posted by: Blago at June 19, 2019 05:27 PM (UfkIY)

They had the evidence for that right? What would be more scary is if they would have convicted him of the murders most people assume he did based on bogus evidence.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 05:30 PM (KtcMg)

156
All you rubbers in Africa.
Kill all the folks in Egypt and Israel, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 05:30 PM (OAYzD)

157 If President, God forbid, Joe Biden ever meets Prime Minister, God forbid, Bollywood the combined stupid would be frightening. It could form a singularity.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 19, 2019 05:30 PM

Yea, but the handshake with Angela Merkel would be epic.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:31 PM (H4VdJ)

158 Watching an old CSI NY episode the theme song really grabbed me. The first lines are really a bitter clinger anthem

Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals
I get my back into my living
I don't need to fight
To prove I'm right
I don't need to be forgiven

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:31 PM (39g3+)

159
I'm going to extrapolate. Tell me if I'm misconstruing or putting words in your mouth.

"Some people deserve to die because they like a different kind of sex than I do".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 05:26 PM (fuK7c)

-

Think more along the lines of

"I know I have ebola, but you know, I could really go for some Golden Corral."

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 05:31 PM (mZ/17)

160 Kumar Rocker is a beast on the mound.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:31 PM (xTFXi)

161 Posted by: Blago at June 19, 2019 05:27 PM (UfkIY)

J Edgar Hoover set the tone for the FBI.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 05:31 PM (AZxMX)

162 It is the 'targeting' concept that is the key.

It's also really expensive. It'll probably come down a bit in price, but right now there's no indication it will ever be an option for more than the wealthiest people.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 05:31 PM (h2Bdk)

163 I know at one point we were spending more money on AIDS research than all other diseases combined. For a disease that kills fewer than male breast cancer.

Government research into anything pretty much institutionalizes whatever the heck they are researching for all eternity - without ever hope of a solution.

Reason being, in business, R&D usually needs to become a product or service; in government the funding only needs to last until retirement of the recipients of research money.

If a researcher for business finds a cure for cancer, he can retire wealthy. If a researcher in government finds a cure for anything, he is out of a job and broke.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 19, 2019 05:32 PM (lD3vL)

164 Pam Geller's site has an article up about an illegal alien (from Mexico) homeless asshole who followed a partially paralyzed woman and her 3 year-old kid from their mailbox back to their apartment. Asshole didn't know the victim; it was just a crime of opportunity. Saw a vulnerable, disabled woman who couldn't defend herself, and pounced.

Illegal asshole raped the woman (who uses a wheelchair), and took an Alford plea when caught (basically admitting guilt). He was sentenced to 12 months, of which he served 9 months (all but one day in pretrial detention). He was released on the condition that he return to Mexico, but instead of going home, the asshole illegal alien returned to his victim's home and beat her up (remember, this is a partially paralyzed 30ish woman in a wheelchair), choked her and gave her a concussion. And yes, there was a restraining order that he stay away from the victim, for all the good it did her.

This happened in "sanctuary city" Seattle. This is the kind of vermin that the leftists fuckwits are protecting, instead of protecting actual citizens, who are the illegals' victims.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 19, 2019 05:32 PM (k4dH2)

165 Medicare for all will have the best doctors retiring or looking for another profession.



Yeah, here's the tier, as far as I can tell


PPO

Gold Plans PPO/HMO


Most Expensive Silver Plans PPO/HMO


LOL Get Fucked

Most good doctors will ONLY take PPOs. If you're lucky, they might take Gold plan/ highest tier silver HMOs. BTW... high tier silver is $600+ a month.


If you have a pricey Medicare supplemental, you might get lucky.

Medicaid? Just dial a psychic.

Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD at June 19, 2019 05:32 PM (Cczdz)

166 Cancer isn't just one thing. Every type of cell in the body can become "cancerous" and can become cancerous for several different reasons. There will never be a single cure.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 05:32 PM (dNzKv)

167 I mean, that woman in Mexico really did find a cure for HPV cancer. They didn't suppress that, did they?

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:29 PM (PbpT7)

No, but they totally suppressed the fact that Jesus left an image of His Face on her Tortilla.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 05:32 PM (Kpl3J)

168 I had the bullseye target mark on my back from a deer tick bite. Luckily I was treated with antibiotics quickly enough.

Posted by: Archer at June 19, 2019 05:33 PM (gmo/4)

169 63 When the news broke about teh totes not ghey bubble raves, that's why Chris Christie called him Bubble Boy.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:15 PM

Did he take a drink of water? Rubio turned out to be an ass fucker anyway so it's fitting.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:16 PM (H4VdJ)

WTH? Since when is Rubio an ass-fucker? Don't much care for the guy, but also don't agree with the propensity of some to start with the wild claims.

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 19, 2019 05:33 PM (vkS2Z)

170
Chiggers are treatable, though very irritating.
The "right" tick bite can change your life, and NOT in a good way!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM

A buddy's wife (as others I know as well) got Lymes disease from deer tick bites. It took them months to diagnose it, and there really is no treatment, she went though hell! She is still suffering the side effects from it. I'll take a chigger any day over that.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:33 PM (H4VdJ)

171 I can't in my most horrible nightmare imagine Creepy Uncle Joe is President.

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 05:33 PM (BbGew)

172 >>>It's also really expensive. It'll probably come down a bit in price, but right now there's no indication it will ever be an option for more than the wealthiest people.

i dunno about that. People with cancer require multiple years of expensive treatment. A treatment that was a knockout punch, even if very expensive, would probably be cheaper or not much more expensive when you add up all the years of less effective treatment.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:33 PM (PbpT7)

173 Floppy Joe probably thinks Ebola is something they play in the Special Olympics.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 19, 2019 05:33 PM (JgA4k)

174 Biden is too dumb to be subtle.

His convention speech is going to be, "Trump is going to re-enslave blacks, murder all the Mexicans, and give us all cancer. I won't do that stuff. Vote Biden-Abrams!"

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at June 19, 2019 05:33 PM (hdzef)

175 That's one of the stories I was thinking about when I said I avoid these stories now.





Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:27 PM (PbpT7)

Yeah, I heard it on the business channels first. Then in the short radio interview the PR guy was saying it would still take 1-3 years of further research and testing. But the headlines were catnip to the brainless MFM.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 19, 2019 05:33 PM (ufFY8)

176 Ah, i almost forgot about the rave wars. Those were the days.

Posted by: Bill Rebar at June 19, 2019 05:34 PM (vtd+q)

177 there are political big wigs/appointees who are waiting to buy up the stock of the company before its released so they can get paid from that legal insider knowledge


Which is perfectly legal - that is our overlords are exempt from insider trading regulations.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 19, 2019 05:34 PM (lD3vL)

178 My tick caused red meat allergy means no red meat or dairy..... zip, zero, nada.... you know how much dairy there is in manufactured foods???

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 05:34 PM (90T4r)

179 WTH? Since when is Rubio an ass-fucker? Don't much care for the guy, but also don't agree with the propensity of some to start with the wild claims.
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 19, 2019 05:33 PM

I meant he fcked us in the ass with his gang of 8 John McCain type of leadership etc. Him and Paul Ryan were ones I had hope for. So I suppose I should have made it more clear.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:34 PM (H4VdJ)

180 They had the evidence for that right? What would be more scary is if they would have convicted him of the murders most people assume he did based on bogus evidence.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation

______________

But it basically means anyone can be sent to Alcatraz if a prosecutor really wants to.

Everyone here has probably "fudged" on their taxes, so if you ever piss off a prosecutor enough, they could put you away in the worst prison on Earth for life.

Now did Al Capone deserve to be there? Of course, but it's a slippery slope.

Sort of like why Manafort is rotting in a prison has nothing to do with his tax returns, its that he was Trump's campaign manager for a few weeks.

Had Manafort never involved himself with Trump, no prosecutor would have gone to those lengths to nail him for something silly.

Posted by: Blago at June 19, 2019 05:34 PM (UfkIY)

181 It took my nephew's girlfriend in college over a month to get a cortisone shot for chest pain and a heart issue she had been having for 3 months. Over a month wait for a freaking cortisone shot.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:35 PM (xTFXi)

182 This happened in "sanctuary city" Seattle. This is the kind of vermin that the leftists fuckwits are protecting, instead of protecting actual citizens, who are the illegals' victims.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 19, 2019 05:32 PM (k4dH2)


That's what lawsuits are for. She should take them for the next ten years worth of spiced lattes.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 05:35 PM (h2Bdk)

183 Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 19, 2019 05:30 PM (ufFY

Various mab drugs kept Mrs H going far longer than previously available treatments would have done, so there is progress.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 05:35 PM (AZxMX)

184 @165
Here is the thing. That woman likely votes a straight Democrat ticket. Should I still be upset for her?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2019 05:35 PM (rIQuo)

185 >>>A buddy's wife (as others I know as well) got Lymes disease from deer tick bites. It took them months to diagnose it, and there really is no treatment, she went though hell!

ugh, I know someone who had that. It altered their life completely. And then, I don't know if this was related, they had a stroke at an early age and became severely disabled.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:35 PM (PbpT7)

186 Apparently Joe's being attacked by the other Dem candidates for being all racisty, since he said something about being able to work with racisty senators in the 70's and 80's.

https://tinyurl.com/y6nb657f

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 19, 2019 05:35 PM (hjaPQ)

187 Its not so much that Biden would be an awful president (he'd do the job okay, although he's a scumbag idiot) its that his being elected would mean the death of everything this nation meant and stood for, and the end of all the hopes everyone has for its future. And the end of any hope for justice for the corrupt and power-abusers. It would mean the end of any hope for justice at all in the country, in its real sense of meaning.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:35 PM (39g3+)

188 Also, corn isn't fuel.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM (6qErC)


Until you mash it up and ferment it into alcohol, then add that alcohol to gasoline because environment something something.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 05:36 PM (dNzKv)

189 So Joe, what is your opinion on the latest ACO protocols for experimental treatment of Stage 4 colon cancer with combined monoclonal antibodies and radiation vs. radiation and chemotherapy? Would love to know your valuable insights.

Posted by: James OBrien MD at June 19, 2019 05:36 PM (1VxG9)

190 179 My tick caused red meat allergy means no red meat or dairy..... zip, zero, nada.... you know how much dairy there is in manufactured foods???
Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 05:34 PM (90T4r)

Tired of chicken yet? That sounds miserable btw. Does it last forever?

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:36 PM (xTFXi)

191
The Beauty Part of the Leftists attacking Joke Biden is they are driving out all the moderates from the Democrat party.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 05:36 PM (OAYzD)

192 i dunno about that. People with cancer require multiple years of expensive treatment. A treatment that was a knockout punch, even if very expensive, would probably be cheaper or not much more expensive when you add up all the years of less effective treatment.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:33 PM (PbpT7)


You mean like the Hep-C cure. Maybe. I hope so.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 05:36 PM (h2Bdk)

193 >>>167 Cancer isn't just one thing. Every type of cell in the body can become "cancerous" and can become cancerous for several different reasons. There will never be a single cure.

well, but there might well be families of cures.

Exploiting the differences between cancer cells and non-cancerous cells to deliver something that's only poisonous to cancer could work on a host of cancers, even if you have to use a somewhat different method of doing that for difference cancers.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:37 PM (PbpT7)

194 190 Also, corn isn't fuel.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM (6qErC)


Until you mash it up and ferment it into alcohol, then add that alcohol to gasoline because environment something something.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 05:36 PM (dNzKv)


Ethanol..... maybe the greatest boondoggle of our time....

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 05:37 PM (90T4r)

195 But it basically means anyone can be sent to Alcatraz if a prosecutor really wants to.

Everyone here has probably "fudged" on their taxes, so if you ever piss off a prosecutor enough, they could put you away in the worst prison on Earth for life.

-

Easy as pie. Three felonies each day iirc. The trick is if you're worth troubling over.

That's what makes Trump's apparent clean-hands after two years of federal investigations so incredible, too.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 05:37 PM (mZ/17)

196 Had Manafort never involved himself with Trump, no prosecutor would have gone to those lengths to nail him for something silly.

Right, you know that for every Manafort there are 50 guys they could have gone after for the same thing. They were trying to get someone who'd flip, but found out there was nothing to flip ON, and ended up just trying to punish people for daring to help and elect Trump.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:37 PM (39g3+)

197 Posted by: Claudia Cox at June 19, 2019 05:35 PM (QBJ7N)


Does he have a newsletter?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 05:37 PM (dNzKv)

198 BTW this is typical Democratic escapism. They can't solve solvable problems so they claim to be able to solve very difficult problems. This is just like California focusing on global warming rather than homelessness and fires.

Posted by: James OBrien MD at June 19, 2019 05:37 PM (1VxG9)

199 I am confused why both candidates are talking about curing cancer though, is this a big hot button polling issue or something? Did Trump feel like Biden stole his thunder??

In the Click-Bait Age, only hyperbole is heard. You can't just say "cure the common cold", you now have to "cure cancer". Given this trajectory, I would not be surprised if someone would boast that they have found the means to be immortal.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 19, 2019 05:37 PM (lD3vL)

200 OT, sorry, but:

Pakistan govt accidentally turns 'cat' filter on during FB Live, leaves everyone in splits
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y677op8s


The pictures are pretty funny. I think CSPAN should do this or at least make it an option. Also would be good for the debates.

Posted by: bananadream at June 19, 2019 05:37 PM (l6b3d)

201 >>>187 Apparently Joe's being attacked by the other Dem candidates for being all racisty, since he said something about being able to work with racisty senators in the 70's and 80's.

https://tinyurl.com/y6nb657f
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

dang I meant to include that here.

I knew I forgot something.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:37 PM (PbpT7)

202 he'd do the job okay

Now that's what I wanna hear! Wut?

Posted by: Sniffin' Uncle Joe Biden at June 19, 2019 05:37 PM (EgshT)

203
This happened in "sanctuary city" Seattle.



But is it enough to restore even a speck of sanity? I suspect not.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 05:38 PM (oVJmc)

204 The whole Trump family FIGHTS.

Good on all of them.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 05:38 PM (pw+jk)

205 A buddy's wife (as others I know as well) got Lymes disease from deer tick bites. It took them months to diagnose it, and there really is no treatment, she went though hell!

ugh, I know someone who had that. It altered their life completely. And then, I don't know if this was related, they had a stroke at an early age and became severely disabled.

Posted by: ace

__________

I'm terrified of Lyme's disease.

Please tell me why Big Gov can't spend maybe a little less on AIDS research and a little more on this.

How many people do you know with AIDS?

How many people do you know with Lyme's disease.

Trump would win a lot of voters promising to reintroduce the vaccine even if it was subsidized by the government.

Posted by: Blago at June 19, 2019 05:38 PM (UfkIY)

206 >>>Pakistan govt accidentally turns 'cat' filter on during FB Live, leaves everyone in splits


what's leaves everyone in splits mean? Did you mean stitches?

I keep meaning to put that up but I'm always like "It's too late for this now."

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:38 PM (PbpT7)

207 Well, floppy in the sense that his old man balls are probably hanging somewhere around his ankles. Or did you want that picture in your head?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 05:38 PM (RD7QR)

208 ugh, I know someone who had that. It altered their life completely. And then, I don't know if this was related, they had a stroke at an early age and became severely disabled.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:35 PM

That sucks, makes you wonder. My friends wife was a marathon runner. Amazing shape, she would do the mud run things too. She ended up having to use a cane for a while! She's better now but will never be the same again. Where I live is literally the worst area in the nation for lymes due to our vegetation, lakes, soil and climate. So I deet up and check all the time. Found one the other night on me laying in bed but it was just a regular tick, but the whole night I felt creepy crawlie. I didn't dare tell the wife as she is mega freaked by them.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:38 PM (H4VdJ)

209 Which is perfectly legal - that is our overlords are exempt from insider trading regulations.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 19, 2019 05:34 PM (lD3vL)

How can you question this little perquisite for our overlords that devote so much of their lives looking out us peons?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 05:39 PM (AZxMX)

210 >>>I'm terrified of Lyme's disease.


I get very spooked by it whenever I'm in a woods.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:39 PM (PbpT7)

211 I dislike politicians in general because I believe that most of them are bullshit artists and fakes.
I believe that Biden is one of the biggest fakes in politics. He puts good ol' Joe act as if he's just a harmless, old uncle. He's gotten away with self serving and creepy behavior for decades because his constituents buy it.

Not only is he creepy, with the hair sniffing and groping, but I'll bet he's just as good at lining his own pockets as the Clintons.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2019 05:39 PM (+lVUW)

212 Apparently Joe's being attacked by the other Dem candidates for being all racisty, since he said something about being able to work with racisty senators in the 70's and 80's.

-

Didn't he advocate for segregation in the 70s, too?

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 05:39 PM (mZ/17)

213 dang I meant to include that here.

I knew I forgot something.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:37 PM (PbpT7)
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Not too late to add Ace.

Posted by: WisRich at June 19, 2019 05:39 PM (G0vdT)

214 That's what lawsuits are for. She should take them for the next ten years worth of spiced lattes.
_________________

She can't win, as the family of Kate Steinle found out when they sued San Francisco over the stupid sanctuary policies that allowed yet another homeless moocher illegal alien to take her life.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 19, 2019 05:39 PM (k4dH2)

215 The law is written in the statutory code, not sketched in penumbras and emanations of a corrupt politician's private dreamjournal.

This didn't start with prosecutors, it started with the Courts.

Things like a Farmer growing food for his own chickens is somehow INTERSTATE Commerce.

or, shall not be infringed means its OK to make it so you have to get Government permission to even buy AMMO, Government permission to BUY a gun.

We are so far down the Rabbit hole of Stare Decisis making bad rulings bring on further bad rulings... that we are no longer a Republic.

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 05:39 PM (NgKpN)

216 Doxycycline cures Lymes, but you have to treat it early. For the love of all that is holy stay away from "Lyme literate" practitioners!!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 05:39 PM (dNzKv)

217 Posted by: Blago at June 19, 2019 05:34 PM (UfkIY)

It was the extent of Capone's tax evasion but I understand and don't disagree with your point.

Actually I would compare the tax evasion strategy at that time to today's RICO statute . They have abused the RICO statute in a few cases also in my opinion which further makes your point.

I'm just saying they did the lesser of two evils to put a very bad guy away.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 05:39 PM (KtcMg)

218 And it is sooo good to see the Trumps mock him.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2019 05:39 PM (+lVUW)

219 "well, but there might well be families of cures."

not really...basal cell skin ca is cured by excision while other treatable cancers like childhood leukemias are treated medically with high success

Posted by: James OBrien MD at June 19, 2019 05:40 PM (1VxG9)

220 Right, you know that for every Manafort there are 50 guys they could have gone after for the same thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:37 PM (39g3+)


Even scarier is the idea a whole bunch of people may be rotting away in Club Fed for the sake of some prosecutor's political ambitions after having done something they didn't realize was a crime.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 05:40 PM (h2Bdk)

221 Everyone here has probably "fudged" on their taxes, so if you ever piss off a prosecutor enough, they could put you away in the worst prison on Earth for life.

Or in the case of some Merrill Lynch employees who actually turned down an opportunity with Enron, the persecutors can make up a bogus law and throw you into PMITA prison as a warning to others - and because they just hate us.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 19, 2019 05:40 PM (lD3vL)

222 Various mab drugs kept Mrs H going far longer than previously available treatments would have done, so there is progress.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 05:35 PM (AZxMX)

What I thought was cool as I read an annual report, was that this company was using cloned goats to produce the anitbody in their milk. This was much, MUCH more efficient than trying to get the antibodies from little cloned mice, lol.

So, the goats were basically industrial-level antibody factories.

I don't know if that is actually being used today. The stock I had got bought out by the big boys pretty quickly.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 19, 2019 05:40 PM (ufFY8)

223 What is a "cat filter"?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 05:40 PM (fuK7c)

224
USA Today Fake News: "Summer Is Sexist: Women have to sweat 'bikini bodies,' hair removal, camp, and crime."

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 05:40 PM (OAYzD)

225 192 179 My tick caused red meat allergy means no red meat or dairy..... zip, zero, nada.... you know how much dairy there is in manufactured foods???
Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 05:34 PM (90T4r)

Tired of chicken yet? That sounds miserable btw. Does it last forever?
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:36 PM (xTFXi)


It has gotten really old...... chicken, turkey, fish..... then repeat.... some people are able to go back to a regular diet, after a few years... there is NO treatment... just complete abstinence.... my allergist is gonna try me out on some food challenges this year... just keep my Epi- Pen handy, she said......

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 05:40 PM (90T4r)

226 I'll bet Biden is just as rotten as Hunter.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2019 05:40 PM (+lVUW)

227
Right, you know that for every Manafort there are 50 guys they could have gone after for the same thing. They were trying to get someone who'd flip, but found out there was nothing to flip ON, and ended up just trying to punish people for daring to help and elect Trump.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
_________

Exactly, it was purely political which is why he deserves a pardon.

And I know TruCon Never Trump types will bleat about how e did break the law, that's not the point.

How and why he was prosecuted is the real issue. Anyone else, it would have been a fine or even more likely, no federal prosecutor would have even pursued it.

Posted by: Blago at June 19, 2019 05:40 PM (UfkIY)

228 The Al Capone case isn't a good example, because it WAS illegal to cheat on income taxes, and Al Capone WAS guilty of that crime. The Feds just hadn't enforced it that zealously before, but the law was clear.

What is so highly objectionable is when Prosecutors like Weissman (and he started off doing it in the Enron case) invent completely new and previously unaccepted "theories" of law to make previously legal behavior illegal - such as suddenly insisting that "Obstruction" can be a crime all by itself, even when it's not connected to any other crime. That is a perversion of what the Law was understood to be for the 200 years before Weissman and his cohorts came up with that "theory", and it should never have even been considered, much less allowed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 05:40 PM (Kpl3J)

229 We are so far down the Rabbit hole of Stare Decisis making bad rulings bring on further bad rulings... that we are no longer a Republic.

I agree. Courts stopped ruling on common sense and the plain meaning of the constitution, because it got in the way of their desired outcome. And now we're suffering for letting over a century of it take place without stopping them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:41 PM (39g3+)

230 Tick needs to be on you for a couple of days to transmit. Check yourself well when you get home, even in the hairy dark areas.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 05:41 PM (dNzKv)

231 >>>They can't solve solvable problems so they claim to be able to solve very difficult problems.

yeah, and it's a standard Democrat play to show that you have a "vision" by proposing obvious but fanciful futurist-type programs. They all model themselves on JFK, following the example of the moonshot promise.

and then they explicitly reference that, a la Biden's "cancer moonshot."

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:41 PM (PbpT7)

232 >>>I'm terrified of Lyme's disease.





I get very spooked by it whenever I'm in a woods.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:39 PM (PbpT7)

Ace - Ben's 100% DEET. Come in a pump spray.

Posted by: Archer at June 19, 2019 05:41 PM (gmo/4)

233
Not only is he creepy, with the hair sniffing and groping, but I'll bet he's just as good at lining his own pockets as the Clintons.



Supposedly not, after decades in DC he had a net worth in the hundreds of thousands.

But his family? Supposedly made out like bandits.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 05:42 PM (oVJmc)

234 oh yeah, antibiotic resistance. can't wait for the day a bout with a colon infection becomes a death certificate. wooo.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 05:42 PM (TkWCo)

235 dang I meant to include that here.

I knew I forgot something.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:37 PM (PbpT7)
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Not too late to add Ace.
Posted by: WisRich at June 19, 2019 05:39 PM (G0vdT)


It's never too late to post politicians with whiskers and black noses.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 19, 2019 05:42 PM (aS1PU)

236 that woman in Mexico really did find a cure for HPV cancer"

Que? Thought Merck developed Gardasil...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 05:42 PM (6qErC)

237 just keep my Epi- Pen handy, she said......
Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 05:40 PM (90T4r)

Jeez. Seriously? Fuck ticks. Why have we not solved the tick problem yet?

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:42 PM (xTFXi)

238 We haven't had a budget in over a decade, but they're going to cure cancer.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 05:42 PM (mZ/17)

239 And I know TruCon Never Trump types will bleat about how e did break the law, that's not the point.

He did, and he's a scumbag, so I don't care if he goes down, I just don't like the how and why, and the refusal to act against the fifty other guys they know of. Enforce the damned law, and do it without hesitation or mercy. Leave that up to the courts.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:42 PM (39g3+)

240 >>>And I know TruCon Never Trump types will bleat about how e did break the law, that's not the point.


it is very common to avoid registering with FARA. It's not that 50 people could be prosecuted for this, it's more like 5000 or more.

Maybe 50,000.

No one wants to declare themselves a foreign agent because then politicians won't talk to you, and that's the whole point of being a foreign agent, to talk to politicians on behalf of your client.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:42 PM (PbpT7)

241 If 1/10 on a per capita basis had been put into cancer research as was research into the fag disease, AIDS, it would be cured. But...

Did I mention that AIDS is 99% preventable unlike cancer?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 05:43 PM (pw+jk)

242 I always spray down when ticks are active. Always. Repellant works and can save your life.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2019 05:43 PM (rIQuo)

243 dang I meant to include that here.

I knew I forgot something.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:37 PM (PbpT7)

As you get older, it's harder to remember stuff.

Posted by: dantesed at June 19, 2019 05:43 PM (88xKn)

244 Apparently Joe's being attacked by the other Dem candidates for being all racisty, since he said something about being able to work with racisty senators in the 70's and 80's.

Notice the Dems don't go after Floppy Joe over pederasty.

They probably strategized that over at Comet Pizza.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 19, 2019 05:43 PM (lD3vL)

245 Ethanol..... maybe the greatest boondoggle of our time....
Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 05:37 PM (90T4r)

Tough one... Ethanol? or Global Warmering? (which brought us this ethanol stupidity).

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 05:43 PM (NgKpN)

246 Check yourself well when you get home, even in the hairy dark areas."

Well, I prefer to check where it's well lit, but hey...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 05:43 PM (6qErC)

247
I miss Winter.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 05:43 PM (OAYzD)

248 Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:38 PM (H4VdJ)

I believe DEET is not very effective against ticks; however, the current advice I have gotten is that permethrin is very effective against them!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 05:43 PM (AZxMX)

249 Ok Claudia. This isn't that kind of site.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 05:43 PM (dNzKv)

250 Oooo. Voodoo spam. That's a new one.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 05:43 PM (oVJmc)

251 Claudia, you're about to be banned. Stop spamming the thread.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:43 PM (PbpT7)

252 Machines for Sale has been reincarnated.

Posted by: Sniffin' Uncle Joe Biden at June 19, 2019 05:43 PM (EgshT)

253 >>what's leaves everyone in splits mean? Did you mean stitches?

Probably a British'ism by way of India. Most of the Indians I know throw British slang in their conversation.

Posted by: bananadream at June 19, 2019 05:43 PM (l6b3d)

254 Apparently Joe's being attacked by the other Dem candidates for being all racisty

This is like watching a bucket full of crabs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:44 PM (39g3+)

255 225
What is a "cat filter"?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 05:40 PM (fuK7c)

Keeps out the pussy?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 19, 2019 05:44 PM (ufFY8)

256 All I know is when I read about CBD, or some other cob, or moron, cooking up a ribeye, or some pulled pork, I get pretty depressed...

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 05:44 PM (90T4r)

257 Ben's 100% DEET

Posted by: Archer at June 19, 2019 05:44 PM (gmo/4)

258 Tough one... Ethanol? or Global Warmering?


Add to the scale: the ethanol people brought you high fructose corn syrup.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 05:44 PM (fuK7c)

259 Holy crap, unless I'm reading it wrong we haven't had a budget passed in this century.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 05:44 PM (mZ/17)

260 Voodoo spam. That's a new one.

I like it, its the new lace wigs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:44 PM (39g3+)

261 I spray permethrtin (sp) around the perimeter of our woods. I have a backpack sprayer and it helps with skeets and ticks but when I am way in the woods I spray down. 3M makes some shit for the military that my buddy gave me and it seems to help. But man I hate them!

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:44 PM (H4VdJ)

262 Remember when John Kerry had a super secret plan for getting out of Iraq? Ceding everything to proto Issa no doubt.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 19, 2019 05:45 PM (faSfa)

263 They're all left-wing authoritarians. Every single one.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 19, 2019 05:45 PM (H8QX8)

264 Claudia Cox is a spammer, probably not a woman, but does love the cox.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 05:45 PM (TkWCo)

265
Radiation Colitis cured my constipation!

Thanks, Cancer!

Posted by: The Phantom Diarrhea Dropper at June 19, 2019 05:45 PM (UFLLM)

266 I'm just saying they did the lesser of two evils to put a very bad guy away.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation

______________

Right, and if that's where it stops, I'm fine with it, but it's just human nature to then keep going.

Sort of like these new laws to go after terrorists with the Patriot Act. Then they started using it to go after movie pirating.

Trump is probably going to have to move out of New York after he's President just because of the lawfare going on there right now. They will hound him till the day he dies.

Posted by: Blago at June 19, 2019 05:45 PM (UfkIY)

267 Holy crap, unless I'm reading it wrong we haven't had a budget passed in this century.



Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 05:44 PM

---

You are reading it correctly. We have not had a formal budget passed this Century.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 19, 2019 05:45 PM (JUOKG)

268 Is Claudia related to MUMR?

Posted by: dantesed at June 19, 2019 05:45 PM (88xKn)

269 The most immediate route to tyranny is granting a prosecutor the power to prosecute people not according to the letter of the law, but whatever he is capable of imagining the law to be in his own mercenary, careerist, status-seeking head.

_________


"Does this also apply to Directors of the Federal Bureau of Matter who usurp the DOJ's prosecutorial role as well? Asking for a Sainted friend." -- James Comey, Martyred Saint, Left Hand of God, and Savior of Trans-kind

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at June 19, 2019 05:45 PM (Wkb8/)

270 The Conservative Case For Promising to Cure Cancer And Taking Bribes From the Chinese

Posted by: THE BULLFLARP at June 19, 2019 05:45 PM (DrqHq)

271

I'm evil. Not like everybody says, like dumb. I'm evil and I want respect!

Posted by: Joe! Biden! at June 19, 2019 05:46 PM (r1/AF)

272 banned

the litter should be cleaned up by Maetenloch's system in a bit.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:46 PM (PbpT7)

273 239 that woman in Mexico really did find a cure for HPV cancer"

Que? Thought Merck developed Gardasil...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 05:42 PM (6qErC)


Gardasil isn't a cure, it's a vaccine.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 05:46 PM (h2Bdk)

274
Did I mention that AIDS is 99% preventable unlike cancer?

-

Uh oh

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 05:46 PM (mZ/17)

275 We haven't had a budget in over a decade, but they're going to cure cancer."

Five bills were passed back in Sept '18 - first time budget bills were passed on time in 22 years...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 05:46 PM (6qErC)

276 No one wants to declare themselves a foreign agent because then politicians won't talk to you, and that's the whole point of being a foreign agent, to talk to politicians on behalf of your client.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:42 PM (PbpT7)

Its actually worse than that.

You don't have to register under FARA if you are representing a foreign company, just a foreign government.

But they are now going after people who represented Foreign companies, who they then say are controlled by people Associated with Foreign Governments.

So by this standard, everyone who has something made in China, should have to register under FARA, as everything there is somehow associated with the Chinese Government.

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 05:46 PM (NgKpN)

277 I had a tick go deep in my ball sack. It took about six months for the wound to heal. Fuck ticks.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:46 PM (xTFXi)

278 Honestly you really would think a wizard wouldn't have to advertise, or even need money. I know if I could cast spells I'd damn well not need anyone to help me out.

Holy crap, unless I'm reading it wrong we haven't had a budget passed in this century.

The first time they pulled that "continuing resolution" crap was the first budget Obama should have signed, as I recall.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:46 PM (39g3+)

279 >>>They can't solve solvable problems so they claim to be able to solve very difficult problems.



yeah, and it's a standard Democrat play to show that you have a
"vision" by proposing obvious but fanciful futurist-type programs. They
all model themselves on JFK, following the example of the moonshot
promise.



and then they explicitly reference that, a la Biden's "cancer moonshot."





Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:41 PM (PbpT7)

====
A lot of legislating fixes can be traced back to california and the smog problem. Politicians and bureaucrats mandated less smog. Luckily the catalytic converter was invented and NOX levels dropped. The pols and bureaucrats then though they were gods. It was a bad precedent.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 05:46 PM (pw+jk)

280 Can we cut out the make-believe bullshit? Nicole Brown Simpson was banging Ron Goldman. The "sunglasses" were simply the Maguffin. Why the fuck would she need sunglasses just that night? It could have waited.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2019 03:47 PM (NFEMn)


I never tire of talking about the OJ trial but had to miss the end of the thread, so here's my additional 2 cents: the glasses were Nicole's mom's glasses, and they may have been prescription glassed. She had called the restaurant looking for them. The manager found them and Ron kindly offered to drop them off on his way home, like a well-raised young man would.

By the way, I have driven OJ's escape route from Bundy to Rockingham many times and he defiantly could do it in the limited time frame the prosecution established.

Posted by: LASue at June 19, 2019 05:46 PM (wMHPW)

281 225 What is a "cat filter"?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 05:40 PM (fuK7c)

Keeps those pesky backhoes out of your water.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 05:46 PM (RD7QR)

282 I believe DEET is not very effective against ticks; however, the current advice I have gotten is that permethrin is very effective against them!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 05:43 PM

See above. They do have some sprays now and even clothes with it. Permethrin is actually a derivative from chrysanthemums!

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:47 PM (H4VdJ)

283
I hate the Outside.


Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 05:47 PM (OAYzD)

284 I agree. Courts stopped ruling on common sense and the plain meaning of the constitution, because it got in the way of their desired outcome. And now we're suffering for letting over a century of it take place without stopping them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:41 PM (39g3+)

In a recent Opinion, both Gorsuch and Thomas in their concurrences put in language stating that they thought Stare Decisis was a crap idea, and they didn't think it was smart for any Judge to feel bound to continue repeating the mistakes of the past.

Liberal court watchers immediately started hyperventilating, "Roe v Wade! Roe v. Wade!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 05:47 PM (Kpl3J)

285 Did I mention that AIDS is 99% preventable unlike cancer?

Cancer is about 30% preventable, statistically.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 05:47 PM (h2Bdk)

286 Phantom Diarrhea Dropper , did you "drop in" at the office today? I ended up going back home. at least there the poops are my own.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 05:47 PM (TkWCo)

287
Ballsacks aren't the only thing I go deep in...

Posted by: The Gay Tick at June 19, 2019 05:48 PM (UFLLM)

288 Just texted myself the spell guy's name. Sounds legit.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:48 PM (xTFXi)

289 Democrats dont ever solve problems. They arent interested in solving problems. They are interested in capitalizing on problems.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2019 05:49 PM (rIQuo)

290
Jeez. Seriously? Fuck ticks. Why have we not solved the tick problem yet?

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:42 PM (xTFXi)

if some perv WAS fucking ticks they'd be on it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 05:49 PM (OX6sG)

291 Just texted myself the spell guy's name. Sounds legit.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:48 PM

Better call Miss Cleo! For a while we had a fortune teller in town, they closed. I wonder why they didn't see it coming.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:49 PM (H4VdJ)

292 StarkVegas rallying in the 7th.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:49 PM (xTFXi)

293 >>>Gardasil isn't a cure, it's a vaccine.


it's not gardasil. It's a way to cause HPV cancer cells only to uptake a substance that is only poisonous to them. Google it. It involves ultraviolet light being blasted into the tumorous areas.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:49 PM (PbpT7)

294 Democrats dont ever solve problems. They arent interested in solving problems. They are interested in capitalizing on problems.

You misspelled "politicians"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:49 PM (39g3+)

295 Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:39 PM (PbpT7)

If you can, throw all your clothes in the dryer on high heat for 15 minutes or so as soon as you can, after every walk in the woods!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 05:50 PM (AZxMX)

296 yeah, and it's a standard Democrat play to show that you have a "vision" by proposing obvious but fanciful futurist-type programs. They all model themselves on JFK, following the example of the moonshot
promise.


Does that really work anymore, though? How many times has a president unveiled a plan to get boots on Mars, with funding source TBD by another president? People just roll their eyes.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 05:50 PM (h2Bdk)

297 Let me put it this way. What we will do to cancer is a five letter word, C-U-R-E.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 19, 2019 05:50 PM (pw+jk)

298 What is a "cat filter"?


Cat filter puts cate ears on peoples heads.


Check out the link above. This is a must for the Democrat debates. Unless there is a clown filter.

Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD at June 19, 2019 05:50 PM (Cczdz)

299 I believe DEET is not very effective against ticks; however, the current advice I have gotten is that permethrin is very effective against them!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 05:43 PM (AZxMX)
---
I use the Army's protocol on my fishing clothes: Soak clothes in permethrin solution, then air dry. It's supposed to provide protection through six subsequent washings.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 19, 2019 05:50 PM (hjaPQ)

300 Just texted myself the spell guy's name. Sounds legit.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:48 PM (xTFXi)


Agreed. I suggest we all chip in and get that guy to cast a "Go to jail so fast your head will spin" spell on Hillary.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 19, 2019 05:50 PM (aS1PU)

301
and then they explicitly reference that, a la Biden's "cancer moonshot."









Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:41 PM (PbpT7)


Biden has another problem. He thinks he can start a violent revolution against Republicans. Me thinks it'll be easier for him to cure cancer than be on the winning side of a violent revolt against the right.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 19, 2019 05:50 PM (N39Ws)

302 as I racall,
LBJ declared war on poverty in 1965
Nixon declared war on cancer in 1969

I think we've come closer to winning the second war.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 19, 2019 05:51 PM (ZqRa6)

303 I had a tick go deep in my ball sack. It took about six months for the wound to heal. Fuck ticks.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:46 PM

Oh FFS! I didn't need to hear that! I'm heading to the cabin for a week and will constantly be grabbing my junk now. Maybe I can convince my wife it's just a "tick check"....Hmmm

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:51 PM (H4VdJ)

304 Had a 15 minute nap. Got to get moving

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 05:51 PM (BbGew)

305 I'm 54 yrs old and I can remember as a teen if you got cancer you would not last very long.Today, you have a chance to beat it. Remarkable.

Posted by: dantesed at June 19, 2019 05:51 PM (88xKn)

306 Bandersnatch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuIgjLdTLPc

A parliamentary hearing in Pakistan was livestreamed to the public BY their Parliament looking exactly like this.

This is one of the funniest damned stories this month!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 05:51 PM (Kpl3J)

307 Why did he get held up at 2nd?!?!

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:51 PM (xTFXi)

308 293 >>>Gardasil isn't a cure, it's a vaccine.


it's not gardasil. It's a way to cause HPV cancer cells only to uptake a substance that is only poisonous to them. Google it. It involves ultraviolet light being blasted into the tumorous areas.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:49 PM (PbpT7)


I understand. The guy I was responding two had them confused.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 05:51 PM (h2Bdk)

309 Hello roonz and roonettez! I missed the CNN story below but does anyone else remember when CNN admitted to knowing all about Sadam Hussein's rape rooms and other atrocities and SAID NOTHING because they were afraid they would lose their access? IIRC it happened right after the first Gulf war in 1990 or so.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 19, 2019 05:51 PM (T8A10)

310 Don Jr. also dubbed Joe Biden with a Low-Energy nickname -- "Floppy Joe."

Don Jr. seems pretty decent .. but there's no reason to denigrate Sloppy Joes by identifying Biden with them. I like Sloppy Joes. That was always one of the best school lunch days.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 19, 2019 05:52 PM (weya0)

311 Here's the issue with Democrats and Joe Biden, they are all about negative liberty.

Active shooters? Get rid of the Second Amendment.

Phony global warming? Kill the coal and gas
Industry with regulation and put a "tax" on everyone to pay for the fakery.

Healthcare issue? Get rid of your private insurance, tax you and get Uncle Sugar to say when you live or die. Including free baby killing right up until birth.

I'm sure Slobbering Joe's idea to cure cancer is a tax scheme that steals from the citizens and enriches the government. Oh and is a scam because government never cured anything.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 19, 2019 05:52 PM (VkWRL)

312 Gardasil isn't a cure, it's a vaccine."

Yeah, but the report on light therapy claimed it also worked on "those who didn't initially test positive"...

BTW, the claims for said therapy are joining other announcements in the "extremely doubtful" category.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 05:52 PM (6qErC)

313 ace's liver,

okay. by the way, have I told you I'm sorry for what I did to you from 1997 to 2005?

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:52 PM (PbpT7)

314 Maybe I can convince my wife it's just a "tick check"....Hmmm
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:51 PM (H4VdJ)


That's a can't miss strategy.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 19, 2019 05:52 PM (aS1PU)

315 I had a tick go deep in my ball sack. It took about six months for the wound to heal. Fuck ticks.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:46 PM

Oh FFS! I didn't need to hear that! I'm heading to the cabin for a week and will constantly be grabbing my junk now. Maybe I can convince my wife it's just a "tick check"....Hmmm
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:51 PM (H4VdJ)

Me either. I'm disappearing into the Texas interior on Monday. Better load up on spray.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 19, 2019 05:53 PM (YTwfq)

316 If I had a TV show I would do that with all political stories. Use cute and funny snapchat filters on the footage. Here's Trump making a speech... with a unicorn horn! Here's Biden making a speech, with puppy dog ears!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:53 PM (39g3+)

317 Oh FFS! I didn't need to hear that! I'm heading to the cabin for a week and will constantly be grabbing my junk now. Maybe I can convince my wife it's just a "tick check"....Hmmm
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:51 PM (H4VdJ)


Oh please. It's not like you don't grab your junk all the time anyway.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 05:53 PM (h2Bdk)

318 I saw the Ballsack Tics open for Anal Centipede back in '91 at the Cow Palace.

Posted by: Sniffin' Uncle Joe Biden at June 19, 2019 05:53 PM (EgshT)

319 303 I had a tick go deep in my ball sack. It took about six months for the wound to heal. Fuck ticks.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:46 PM

I heard ticks really hate to be kicked real hard, you should have let a buddy try that, to see if it would leave.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 05:53 PM (Kpl3J)

320 constantly be grabbing my junk now. Maybe I can convince my wife it's just a "tick check"....Hmmm

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:51 PM (H4VdJ)

Wear a cup. Its in the AoSHQ Emergency Medicine Manual. You won't like the page on what to do if you do get bit...trust me.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 05:54 PM (OX6sG)

321 Ethanol is a joke, it fucks up your engine, takes more energy to produce then it saves. And it takes a ton of water which is never useable again after the process to make it. It was brought to us as a payoff to the Agri lobby and the envirowhacks. And we get to pay for it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:54 PM (H4VdJ)

322 Ive used the tick check strategy. Most effective.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2019 05:54 PM (rIQuo)

323 We are a very stupid country, Part 383747548:

@Breaking911 2m

Syrian refugee accused of plotting ISIS-inspired terrorist attack at Pittsburgh church

preview.tinyurl.com/yybdbgky

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2019 05:54 PM (DrqHq)

324 ugh, I know someone who had that. It altered their life completely. And then, I don't know if this was related, they had a stroke at an early age and became severely disabled.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:35 PM (PbpT7)

I was just reading two articles on twitter about tick bites. One was linking fibromyalgia to tick bites.
Another was about a new virus from ticks....Rowassan virus. That one is fast acting and deadly.

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 05:54 PM (cF8AT)

325 Floppy Joe is a keeper, right up there with Punchy DeNiro and Crooked Hillary. I wish he'd go with Liawatha or Fauxahantus though, instead of reverting to Pocahantus.

Posted by: LASue at June 19, 2019 05:54 PM (wMHPW)

326 Oh please. It's not like you don't grab your junk all the time anyway.
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 05:53 PM

Shit, did I leave my cat filter on?

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:55 PM (H4VdJ)

327
Laffer (laffer cuve guy) got the Medal Of Freedom?

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 05:55 PM (OAYzD)

328 A parliamentary hearing in Pakistan was livestreamed to the public BY their Parliament looking exactly like this.


(i) Thank you.

(B) YouTube decided it was important to tell me that RT is funded in whole or in part by the Russian government during that whole video.

(3) Part (B), above, is a little bit creepy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 05:55 PM (fuK7c)

329 313
ace's liver,



okay. by the way, have I told you I'm sorry for what I did to you from 1997 to 2005?

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:52 PM (PbpT7)

What about us?

Posted by: ace's lungs at June 19, 2019 05:55 PM (OX6sG)

330 I wish he'd go with Liawatha or Fauxahantus though, instead of reverting to Pocahantus.

Liawatha comes across better in speech, Fauxahontas isn't as clear to understand.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:55 PM (39g3+)

331 313 ace's liver,

okay. by the way, have I told you I'm sorry for what I did to you from 1997 to 2005?
Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:52 PM (PbpT7)

Dude. You don't admit actual fault in these situations. You just say that mistakes were made. And boilermakers.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 05:55 PM (RD7QR)

332 I was just reading two articles on twitter about tick bites. One was linking fibromyalgia to tick bites.
Another was about a new virus from ticks....Rowassan virus. That one is fast acting and deadly.
Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 05:54 PM (cF8AT)


You know, as crappy as our state government is, I may just stay in California.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 05:55 PM (h2Bdk)

Posted by: The STEM Mime at June 19, 2019 05:55 PM (pw+jk)

334 Nobody likes ticks. Joe Biden is a sort of tick. Most leftists are. Either ticks or locusts. Lovely people, really ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 19, 2019 05:56 PM (weya0)

335 303 I had a tick go deep in my ball sack. It took about six months for the wound to heal. Fuck ticks.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:46 PM

Oh FFS! I didn't need to hear that! I'm heading to the cabin for a week and will constantly be grabbing my junk now. Maybe I can convince my wife it's just a "tick check"....Hmmm
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:51 PM (H4VdJ)

Always check the sack. I thought it was from rubbing myself raw from jogging during the summer for a few days. Nope. It was a tick. I had to dig it out with a hot knife it was so deep and determined to stay locked in.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:56 PM (xTFXi)

336 >>>What about us?
Posted by: ace's lungs

Yeah, sorry about that too.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:56 PM (PbpT7)

337 ace's liver,



okay. by the way, have I told you I'm sorry for what I did to you from 1997 to 2005?

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:52 PM (PbpT7)

What about us?
Posted by: ace's lungs at June 19, 2019 05:55 PM (OX6sG)


Posted by: ace's stomach. at June 19, 2019 05:56 PM (aS1PU)

338 The guy I was responding two had them confused.
Posted by: Ace's liver "

Not confused - the reports indicated phototherapy as a preventative as well, thus dubious...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 05:56 PM (6qErC)

339 They made their fake Cheney movie now they are releasing their fake Roger Ailes series with Russell Crowe.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 05:56 PM (KtcMg)

340 I'm only a few inches long, but I can make your life hell when I'm not happy.

Posted by: I Am Ace's Duodenum at June 19, 2019 05:56 PM (hjaPQ)

341 If you have indoor flea/tick problems (I have a dog in SE Georgia so yes for my house in the summertime) you can get Virbac Knockout from your vet which adds another layer of protection indoors..

Follow the instructions carefully though because you spray it on the indoor area like rug, dog bed etc.. and then keep people and your pets away from it until it drys and is safe.

The oral treatment for the dog, Knockout spray indoors, and outdoor flea/tick lawn treatment does the job.

Posted by: bananadream at June 19, 2019 05:57 PM (l6b3d)

342
What is a "cat filter"?
Posted by: Bandersnatch

=====

Click the link and see. They ought to do that during the Democrat debates.

It's... the Demo-Cats!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2019 05:57 PM (M9ntN)

343 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 05:47 PM (Kpl3J

Ive come to believe the courts are basically lazy and if they can avoid action/controversy by claiming "stare decisis" so they can invoke "settled law", they will do so, even if it is pretty clear that the "settled law" was incorrectly decided!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 05:57 PM (AZxMX)

344 ace's liver,

okay. by the way, have I told you I'm sorry for what I did to you from 1997 to 2005?

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:52 PM (PbpT7)

What about us?
Posted by: ace's lungs at June 19, 2019 05:55 PM (OX6sG)

Posted by: ace's stomach. at June 19, 2019 05:56 PM (aS1PU)


What about what what you're doing to me now? Huh?

Posted by: ace's stomach. at June 19, 2019 05:57 PM (aS1PU)

345 Young lady, your hair smells like the crack house conditioner I helped to get legislated as mandatory for all institutionalized females under 16.

Posted by: Uncle Creepy Joe at June 19, 2019 05:57 PM (kLDv+)

346 Can you imagine if we all had to send apology letters to our various body parts?

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:57 PM (H4VdJ)

347 Hydrate!

Posted by: ace's shelves at June 19, 2019 05:58 PM (EgshT)

348
Click the link and see.

======

Oh, and link.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y677op8s

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2019 05:58 PM (M9ntN)

349 oh goody...serious pepe is back with his stories!

/

Posted by: trapper's girl at June 19, 2019 05:58 PM (BQJef)

350 313 ace's liver,

okay. by the way, have I told you I'm sorry for what I did to you from 1997 to 2005?
Posted by: ace at June 19, 2019 05:52 PM (PbpT7)


Oh, a few lumpy scars never hurt anyone. They say fatty liver disease is a killer, though, so stay on that exercise bike.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 05:58 PM (h2Bdk)

351 you knifed yourself in the balls? fuck, that's metal.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 05:58 PM (TkWCo)

352 I had to dig it out with a hot knife it was so deep and determined to stay locked in.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:56 PM (xTFXi)

That story just keeps getting better and better, don't it?

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 05:58 PM (Kpl3J)

353 Spooon!

Posted by: Ball Tick at June 19, 2019 05:58 PM (oVJmc)

354 I'm surprised none of you nerds haven't weighed in on the comic book dude The Tick.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 05:58 PM (KtcMg)

355
Turmeric is good for the Liver.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 05:58 PM (OAYzD)

356 When AIDS came to the fore, and San Francisco refused to close the bathhouses I thought "Okay, a disease with civil rights, how special." And figured that if they didn't care about it then neither would I, and proceeded to conserve a whole lotta sh*ts over it.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at June 19, 2019 05:59 PM (SaN6m)

357 346 Can you imagine if we all had to send apology letters to our various body parts?
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:57 PM (H4VdJ)

Yeah, my liver and digestive tract are going to need a bouquet of roses and a diamond.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 05:59 PM (RD7QR)

358 I for one appreciate the strenuous, if often vain, efforts undertaken on my behalf.

Posted by: ace's dick at June 19, 2019 05:59 PM (fuK7c)

359 I have seen some awful things. you do not want to know.

Posted by: ace' s hand at June 19, 2019 05:59 PM (TkWCo)

360 What is a "cat filter"?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 05:40 PM (fuK7c)

Don't really know, but the picture showed a guy with cartoonish pink and black cat ears, so I guess it's something cutesy to indicate a cat that got put on his or their heads by mistake.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 05:59 PM (ivkO2)

361 Turmeric is good for the Liver.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 19, 2019 05:58 PM (OAYzD)


Hepatitis is bad for the liver.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 19, 2019 05:59 PM (aS1PU)

362 We don't really have tick issues here, but we have a bazillion spiders. This time of year you walk in the lawn and there are little black ones scurrying away from your footsteps.

It sounds awful but they eat all the stuff you people in other states have to deal with. Its just a pain to walk through some areas, gotta use a stick to clear away the webs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:59 PM (39g3+)

363 I'm disappearing into the Texas interior on Monday. Better load up on spray."

And water. It's hot out there...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 06:00 PM (6qErC)

364 I had to dig it out with a hot knife it was so deep and determined to stay locked in.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:56 PM (xTFXi)


Tell us about the time you were vacationing in South America and picked up a candiru by accident ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 19, 2019 06:00 PM (weya0)

365 338 The guy I was responding two had them confused.
Posted by: Ace's liver "

Not confused - the reports indicated phototherapy as a preventative as well, thus dubious...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 05:56 PM (6qErC)


The article I read about phototherapy said the cure rate was 30%, which just happens to be the rate the body is able to clear HPV on its own. I'm not an expert and could be getting the wrong impression, but yeah, "dubious" may be the right word for that one.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 19, 2019 06:00 PM (h2Bdk)

366 Nood

Posted by: An Observation at June 19, 2019 06:00 PM (kWcaM)

367 352
I had to dig it out with a hot knife it was so deep and determined to stay locked in.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:56 PM (xTFXi)



That story just keeps getting better and better, don't it?

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 05:58 PM (Kpl3J)

Is this a good time to tell about my vasectomy gone horribly wrong?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 06:00 PM (OX6sG)

368 I have seen some awful things. you do not want to know.

Nah, its mostly jergen's lotion and busty lesbian porn. Really dull honestly

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 06:00 PM (39g3+)

369 224
USA Today Fake News: "Summer Is Sexist: Women have to sweat 'bikini bodies,' hair removal, camp, and crime."
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics


Um, no one is forcing anyone to shave their pits or lose weight for bathing suit season. I wonder if the dummy who wrote that has ever taken a gander at some of the women at leftwing protests. I'm pretty sure they are okay with body hair, excess weigt and bad haircuts.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2019 06:00 PM (+lVUW)

370 Dude. You don't admit actual fault in these situations. You just say that mistakes were made. And boilermakers.

You think ace is a boilermaker kind of guy?

I always thought of him as a sort of Tequila Sunrise type.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 19, 2019 06:01 PM (9t0Zz)

371 Wait, people are changing their behavior in an attempt to avoid Lyme disease?

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 06:01 PM (mZ/17)

372 THE CONSERVATIVE CASE FOR GETTING A DEEPLY BURROWED TICK IN YOUR NUT SACK.

Posted by: Jim Asscosta at June 19, 2019 06:01 PM (pw+jk)

373 Posted by: bananadream at June 19, 2019 05:57 PM (l6b3d)

I am in the third season of using orally administered BRAVECTO for Conor Dog, and it seems to be very effective. I do worry about long term side effects, and keep thinking that if was so damn safe, they'd offer a human version!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 19, 2019 06:01 PM (AZxMX)

374
Yeah, my liver and digestive tract are going to need a bouquet of roses and a diamond.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 05:59 PM

Mine are going to demand a new car as well as monthly stipends.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 06:01 PM (H4VdJ)

375 Ticks are terrible where I live. They are easy to pinch off. The longer they have to dig in, the more you will have to dig to get it all out, which you have to do because they are filthy.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 06:04 PM (xTFXi)

376 I had a tick go deep in my ball sack. It took about six months for the wound to heal. Fuck ticks.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:46 PM



Oh FFS! I didn't need to hear that! I'm heading to the cabin for a
week and will constantly be grabbing my junk now. Maybe I can convince
my wife it's just a "tick check"....Hmmm


Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:51 PM

---

Had a tick burrow into my stomach once. Had to have it cut out and then I got Lyme disease from that stupid tick. Lyme disease never really goes away.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 19, 2019 06:04 PM (JUOKG)

377 I believe Biden said he will make the trains run on time??

Posted by: Colin at June 19, 2019 06:04 PM (twScX)

378
Yep. It's funny to consider that the disease could've gone a long way in forcing monogamous relationships and stability in their sham "marriages," but hey, who cares now? It's not like it kills us anymore.

======
I doubt it. Years of observation indicate that in certain populations the promiscuous drive outweighs even the self-preservation instinct.

Look up bug-chasers, or rather, don't.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at June 19, 2019 06:05 PM (SaN6m)

379 I use lemongrass essential oil to prevent ticks.

Eucalyptus oil works also.

Posted by: SMH at June 19, 2019 06:05 PM (RU4sa)

380 https://www.newhealthadvisor.com/essential-oils-for-ticks.html

Posted by: SMH at June 19, 2019 06:06 PM (RU4sa)

381 >>>I had a tick go deep in my ball sack. It took about six months for the wound to heal. Fuck ticks.<<<

Shave your balls and examine yourself meticulously. Get a lady friend to share in this endeavor.

Posted by: Fritz at June 19, 2019 06:07 PM (kLDv+)

382 The Beauty Part of the Leftists attacking Joke Biden is they are driving out all the moderates from the Democrat party

-========
Whar, both of them?

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at June 19, 2019 06:22 PM (SaN6m)

383 But can he cure Mad Cow disease?
Because all the Dem female candidates have it.

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 06:31 PM (v0R5T)

384 >>>I had a tick go deep in my ball sack. It took about six months for the wound to heal. Fuck ticks.
.......

Don't do that. You'll get another one on your balls.

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 06:33 PM (v0R5T)

385 Oh, and... LAST?

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 06:34 PM (v0R5T)

386 Always check the sack. I thought it was from rubbing myself raw from jogging during the summer for a few days. Nope. It was a tick. I had to dig it out with a hot knife it was so deep and determined to stay locked in.

=======
Aaaaannnd the story gets worse. I dread the next update.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at June 19, 2019 06:34 PM (SaN6m)

387 Don Jr. also dubbed Joe Biden with a Low-Energy nickname -- "Floppy Joe." Which I don't think is meant to recall only his flip-flopping.

----

Somewhere a female Secret Service agent's jaw tightens; she says nothing.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 19, 2019 06:45 PM (OJ3Wh)

388 We haven't been a nation of laws for quite some time.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2019 06:58 PM (mEn6y)

389 wtf if i remember correctly obama tasked joe with curing cancer

Posted by: fireman1 at June 19, 2019 06:58 PM (nAGcF)

390 Unfortunately, there will never be a cure for cancer. There is just too much research money involved. Most people with the disease are still being treated with chemo & radiation.

Posted by: Roper at June 19, 2019 07:06 PM (X1K/2)

391 "Why Didn't He Cure Cancer In His Past 50 Years of Holding Elective Office?"
Because he didn't control the US nuclear arsenal. Not all elected offices are equal.

Posted by: PG at June 19, 2019 08:29 PM (iqCkn)

Washington Post: The OJ Simpson Double Knife-Murders Showed That Whites Only Had "Conditional" Support for Black Athletes

And, also, the Tate-LaBianca murders showed that middle class whites only had a conditional level of tolerance for a plucky up-and-coming songwriter from a broken home named Charles Manson.

As John Sexton says, Yes, whites' condition for liking O.J. Simpson was that he not be a double-murderer.

But no, that's not what the Racially Woke Washington Post means. They mean that whites showed their true (lack of) colors by turning on O.J. Simpson because he was black. Apparently they had just figured that out -- rather than figuring out that O.J. Simpson was indeed a murderer, a butcher of human beings.

Anyone old enough to remember remembers this: By the time of the Bronco chase, suspicion that O.J. Simpson was the Butcher of Rockingham had been building for at least a month, maybe a month and a half. The evidence that came trickling out through leaks and official statements seemed to damn him more each day.

The fact that there was an arrest warrant out for O.J. Simpson was merely confirmation that the police and one judge believed what had become clear to most by that point: That O.J. Simpson, former NFL star running back, rental car pitchman, and bad actor in Capricorn One and The Naked Gun, was the sort of man who slit his ex-wife's throat as if she were a cow hanging by chains in an abattoir, and also stabbed to death a bystander returning her sunglasses to her just because he suspected that maybe he was his ex-wife's lover.

Here's the Washington Post, suggesting that whites are now accused of (rolls d20) Withdrawing Goodwill from a Man Simply Because He Murders Two People in a Rage of Sexual Impotency:

The chase not only disrupted the NBA Finals -- it also unsettled the comfort white Americans had developed for black athletes. For years, black athletes, and Simpson in particular, were held up as signs of the progress made toward bridging America's racial divide. That night, however, he served as a stark reminder of how conditional that comfort was.

Supporting someone on the condition that he not murder people does not seem to be a very onerous or racist condition to me. But apparently the Wokeington Post knows differently.

I can only assume that white people are also Tainted by Racism for withdrawing their conditional support for Ray Rice, just a-cause he knocked his fiance out:

I know this might be heresy among the race-grifters and the Washington/Huffington Post, but isn't it possible that white people are not some dehumanized group of singleminded robots, but actually evaluate people on their actions and not their skin color?

I think some people can't grasp this possibility -- probably because they themselves only evaluate based on race.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:33 PM




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1 Stupid question: Was the author of this piece alive when OJ murdered his wife and her lover?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 03:34 PM (bDqIh)

2 Are they accusing us of being against murder now? Well, I never...

Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2019 03:34 PM (IMdOQ)

3 I admit that my support for black athletes is conditional on them not trying to chop off the heads of pretty girls. Or any girls, for that matter.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 03:34 PM (Kpl3J)

4 History is for chumps.
-- WAPO

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 19, 2019 03:35 PM (aS1PU)

5 The only divide was along Nicole's throat.

Bastard.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:35 PM (6qErC)

6 So we're supposed to support black athletes even if they decapitate their ex-wives and innocent bystanders?

Posted by: annem at June 19, 2019 03:36 PM (bM37c)

7 Holy SHIT!!

I thought I was dumb. I give this news fag 1.2 Kohns.

Posted by: Sally Kohn at June 19, 2019 03:37 PM (pw+jk)

8 Stupid question: Was the author of this piece alive when OJ murdered his wife and her lover?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 03:34 PM (bDqIh)


I'm going to go with, Not a f*cking chance.

Posted by: Jim Zarek at June 19, 2019 03:37 PM (vpgID)

9 1 Stupid question: Was the author of this piece alive when OJ murdered his wife and her lover?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 03:34 PM (bDqIh)

Um history only started in like 1995. Anything before that was just white racism, hater.

Posted by: Recent College Grad at June 19, 2019 03:37 PM (u9hp4)

10 I knew more than a few white guys who still insisted that O.J. was innocent even during the trial. Of course they were big feetsball fans.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 03:37 PM (ClOmq)

11 1. Minor point, but I dont think Ron Goldman was her lover. Yet.

But Id bet the delusional author is about 12.

Posted by: LASue at June 19, 2019 03:37 PM (wuvn2)

12 Yes, it was deep racism that got OJ exonerated for a crime everyone knew he committed. Institutional racism, clearly.

Posted by: Caliban at June 19, 2019 03:37 PM (qEujL)

13 It's campaign season - got to get the racial divisions going to keep the Democrats in power.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 19, 2019 03:37 PM (hLRSq)

14 Was the author of this piece alive when OJ murdered his wife and her lover?"

Well, a quick search says he got his degree in 2011... so I'm gonna go with "barely, if yet"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:37 PM (6qErC)

15 *OJ Simpson has followed you*

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/
1140098138595872768

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 03:38 PM (Dh1wo)

16 Anyone old enough to remember remembers this: By the time of the Bronco chase, suspicion that O.J. Simpson was the Butcher of Rockingham had been building for at least a month, maybe a month and a half.



--


So.... none of the journalists currently working for WaPo.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 19, 2019 03:38 PM (KUaJL)

17 That' so woke, I think my eyelids just wrapped up inside my head like cartoon window shades.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2019 03:39 PM (t6MX/)

18 And this is why the media is hated and going out of business: they are devoting premium op-ed space to accuse all of their white readers of retro-active racism.

"Like, we can't scrape up a new story on racist, so we're going to re-interpret events from 25 years ago through a prism of racism and condemn all y'all as H8rz in the extreme."

#Winning the Woke Warz

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 03:39 PM (bDqIh)

19 Watching OJ get tortured in The Naked Gun is hilarious and just.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:39 PM (bcbK8)

20 As John Sexton says, Yes, whites' condition for liking O.J. Simpson was that he not be a double-murderer.
---
Picky-picky, racists!

Posted by: More Woke than Thou. at June 19, 2019 03:39 PM (DuZls)

21 At the time I oiked OJ,thought he was a great guy and was relueved when they repirted he was apoarently in Chicago (?)when the murders happened.

Posted by: steevy at June 19, 2019 03:39 PM (AjVAj)

22 How about Ray Caruthers there you Media Dupes?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2019 03:39 PM (eR65l)

23 There are going to be at least 5 or more really really stupid stories in the media tell white people that we are racist, homophobes, misogynists, and all else evil until the presidential election.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 03:39 PM (pw+jk)

24 If a Trayvon Martin or Hand's Up - Don't Shoot won't come along, we'll take a stroll down memory lane, where the crosses always burn bright and the robes and hoods are washed on Sunday evening.

sarc/

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 19, 2019 03:39 PM (hLRSq)

25 What did Ron Goldman say to Nicole Brown when the got to heaven?

Here's your fuckin sunglasses.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 19, 2019 03:40 PM (gC2IV)

26 Apparently I am retarded.

Posted by: steevy at June 19, 2019 03:40 PM (AjVAj)

27 Not worth my time to read.

Posted by: FrodoB at June 19, 2019 03:40 PM (9753m)

28 Also, it appears, our enjoyment of Bill Cosby put this ridiculous condition that he not drug and rape women.

*shakes head*

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 03:41 PM (DuZls)

29 Let he who has not slit their ex-wife's and her boyfriend's throats cast the first stone.

Posted by: Bullwork at June 19, 2019 03:41 PM (t6MX/)

30 Yes, it was deep racism that got OJ exonerated for a crime everyone knew he committed. Institutional racism, clearly.

Posted by: Caliban at June 19, 2019 03:37 PM (qEujL)

====
YES, black "Hate Whitey" racism.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 03:41 PM (pw+jk)

31 Damn us whitefolks! We're conditional!
Works the same if we find out you flucked a goat too.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 03:41 PM (37IEG)

32 So, the only groups that are not protected by victim status in the past or future are heterosexual white Christians and Jews. They are always evil. Is that pretty much the gist of the world now that we're going into the time machine and re-writing history?


If yes, what happens when a gay black guy murders a white straight guy? Is that OK? Or if a muslim kills a Jew? Is that OK? I feel the answer is yes.

Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD at June 19, 2019 03:41 PM (Cczdz)

33 So we're supposed to support black athletes even if they decapitate their ex-wives and innocent bystanders?

Posted by: annem at June 19, 2019 03:36 PM (bM37c)
.........

Have you paid your reparations today?

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 03:41 PM (v0R5T)

34 Now we can either argue about who decapitated whom or we can get back to nonjudgmental celebrity worship.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 03:41 PM (+y/Ru)

35 Tonight on... When terrible college papers pass for news and serious opinion.

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 03:41 PM (PAf8Z)

36 Stupid asshole.

I was a Dolphin season ticket holder in the '80s and '90s and I assure you that in Miami OJ was regarded as royalty, despite the fact that he played for the Bills.

During the pregame, when OJ, who was then a sideline announcer on the MNF broadcast, appeared fans would go berserk. They loved that guy.

Nothing conditional at all.

Posted by: mrtmz at June 19, 2019 03:41 PM (m/Gc2)

37 And meanwhile, an effort to turn the Central Park Five goons into the next Scottsboro Boys is afoot.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 19, 2019 03:42 PM (ujg0T)

38 Phillip Lamarr Cunningham
@plcphd
Assistant Professor of Media Studies at Quinnipiac University. Black popular culture scholar.


Ah, he's finding his scholarship niche.
Media *studies* - not even journalism.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 03:42 PM (bDqIh)

39 Yeah the Washington Post had to shop long and hard for that awful and stupid a hot take. Its so bad that ZERO people support or like it. Universal mockery and contempt.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 03:42 PM (39g3+)

40 There are going to be at least 5 or more really really stupid stories in
the media tell white people that we are racist, homophobes,
misogynists, and all else evil this month.


FIFY.




Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD at June 19, 2019 03:42 PM (Cczdz)

41 The entire premise is beyond stupid. Surely they have not forgotten Obama whose only qualification for elected office was his skin color. The chase (but apparently not the murders) turned off white america so much that millions voted for barky - right. I've got a bridge to sell you if you are interested.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 19, 2019 03:42 PM (kUmUV)

42 Summary stolen from a commenter at Insty's:

I see the byline is one "Phillip Lamarr Cunningham" and the article was written as a "Special to The Washington Post". It seems the author is a Ph.D and an Associate Professor of Media Studies at Palm Beach Community College, doubtless known as the "Harvard of Palm Beach County, Florida". Going by his contributions to a blog called "The Resisting Spectator" (of course), Dr. Cunningham spends his time raging against the mistreatment of his people by the white man in all of media.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 03:42 PM (Dh1wo)

43 So is accepting white people conditional on them not driving a truck and allowing you to bash their heads with concrete blocks?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 03:43 PM (37IEG)

44 I knew a nice lady who lived down the street from me who was a racist. She actually used the "N" word in front of kids. But she had two beautiful daughters each of whom she would have gladly married off to OJ Simpson--that's how much white America loved them some OJ before he killed two people.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2019 03:43 PM (NFEMn)

45 Now we can either argue about who decapitated whom or we can get back to nonjudgmental celebrity worship."

And gave us the Kardashians. A twofer, it was...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:43 PM (6qErC)

46 Supporting someone on the condition that he not murder people does not seem to be a very onerous or racist condition to me. But apparently the Wokeington Post knows differently.

It's all about attacking the normals. Everything is the White Devil's fault, including getting murdered.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 03:43 PM (RD7QR)

47
23 There are going to be at least 5 or more really really stupid stories in the media tell white people that we are racist, homophobes, misogynists, and all else evil until the presidential election.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 03:39 PM (pw+jk)


The Shameful History of Binney & Smith's Crayola Crayons and Its Insistence on Having a "Flesh" Entry

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2019 03:43 PM (pNxlR)

48 There is plenty of compelling evidence out there that it was OJ's oldest son who did it. He had a history of violence, wrote about stabbing people, was institutionalized, hated Nicole, and the DNA evidence at the time only concluded that it was somebody O.J. or relate to OJ. Look into it. It's interesting.
OJ may have been a protective father and taken the fall for his son. Like I said, it's interesting.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 03:43 PM (xTFXi)

49 I got nuthin'.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 19, 2019 03:43 PM (6yUhx)

50 So does it make it any better that I wanted Ray Rice to come play for the Lions after the video?

I mean that's got to count for something, doesn't it?

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 03:44 PM (DuZls)

51 NashVegas goes up 1 over StarkVegas.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 03:44 PM (xTFXi)

52 Yes, whites' condition for liking O.J. Simpson was that he not be a double-murderer.


It's an ahistorical hypothetical but I might have withdrawn my white liking if he'd murdered only Nicole with his bare hands on a public way.

I'm picky like that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 03:45 PM (fuK7c)

53
Wasn't O.J. mentioned the other day because he just got a Twitter account and was excited to learn how to use it?

Posted by: Sphynx at June 19, 2019 03:45 PM (rXie1)

54 Do you know who else needs unconditional support?

Ace.

Now, hear me out, he hasn't knocked out or murdered any of his girlfriends but don't let that stop you!

Give generously.

Click the PayPal link, you don't need an account to send him money, just a credit card and poor impulse control like I have.

Ace may never have seen the inside of prison for stealing back memorabilia that may or may not have been stolen from him but he still needs to know the Community has his back.

Do it, please. Or the Washington Post wins.

And the Washington Post sucks a Bezos ball sack.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:45 PM (bcbK8)

55 From the last thread, someone posted a lyric from The Foggy Mountain Boys:

"Don't you marry Lester Flatt, He slicks his hair with possum fat"

To which I say, O Dear God. When my cat Wolf was still an outdoor cat, he encountered a live possum. Now Wolf is a cat who will eat if he has to knock you down to get to the food bowl . . . but he peered at the primitive-looking thing, which peered back at him, and then they each turned their backs and trotted away. Even Wolf didn't want to prey on a possum.

Putting their fat in your hair? O Dear God.


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 03:45 PM (ClOmq)

56 And how many times have you discovered your desire to kill your neighbor was conditional when you found out he'd molested your 6 year old?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 03:45 PM (37IEG)

57 The agitators have to keep agitating or they'll be out of a job.


On a somewhat related topic , I can't get rid of the eyeworm I inflicted on myself . I can't watch TV commercials now without noting how many have a black character in them. It's pretty consistent at 8 out of 10. About the same for a white character.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 03:45 PM (KtcMg)

58
Oh yeah:

https://twitter.com/oj_simpson32?lang=en

Posted by: Sphynx at June 19, 2019 03:45 PM (rXie1)

59 Washington Post...

Democracy Dies On The 405 Freeway

Posted by: kbdabear at June 19, 2019 03:45 PM (0Ntuf)

60 Yeah it's funny how every day brought more damning statements about OJ. The job I had then I could read the paper every morning and each day you could see another brick drop into place. I remember one guy who came in regularly saying, "Doesn't look good for O.J., does it?" It didn't. Then the bronco thing happened and the circus. A lot of people got media careers out of that whole fiasco. Greta Van Sustern was one of them.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 19, 2019 03:45 PM (4ErVI)

61 44
I knew a nice lady who lived down the street from me who was a racist.
She actually used the "N" word in front of kids. But she had two
beautiful daughters each of whom she would have gladly married off to
OJ Simpson--that's how much white America loved them some OJ before he
killed two people.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2019 03:43 PM (NFEMn)

Now her kids can hear the N word and Motherfo repeated over and over again in RAP 'songs'. So they got a head start.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 03:46 PM (OX6sG)

62 I blame Jay Leno and the Dancing Itos.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 03:46 PM (Dh1wo)

63 I know not everyone here is religious but this is what happens when you dump God from the public sphere. People lose their minds.

Even as a political hitpiece or a divisive super-woke shockjock clickbait opinion, nothing about this series of thoughts is even close to rational. But how many people will look at it and go "yeah!! That's true!!! Racism!!! And stuff!!!"

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 03:46 PM (PAf8Z)

64 It's all about attacking the normals. Everything is the White Devil's fault, including getting murdered.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 03:43 PM (RD7QR)


It's about looking for the racism angle for this presidential election season. If one doesn't show up we'll revisit a golden oldie.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 19, 2019 03:46 PM (hLRSq)

65 48
There is plenty of compelling evidence out there that it was OJ's oldest
son who did it. He had a history of violence, wrote about stabbing
people, was institutionalized, hated Nicole, and the DNA evidence at the
time only concluded that it was somebody O.J. or relate to OJ. Look
into it. It's interesting.

OJ may have been a protective father and taken the fall for his son. Like I said, it's interesting.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .

The Ellery Queen/Agatha Christie "Least Likely Suspect" gambit. Cool.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 03:46 PM (ClOmq)

66
Ooops, sorry that was a parody account apparently. Funny though.

Posted by: Sphynx at June 19, 2019 03:47 PM (rXie1)

67 Can we cut out the make-believe bullshit? Nicole Brown Simpson was banging Ron Goldman. The "sunglasses" were simply the Maguffin. Why the fuck would she need sunglasses just that night? It could have waited.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2019 03:47 PM (NFEMn)

68 Greta Van Sustern was one of them.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 19, 2019 03:45 PM


O hai!

Posted by: Every Fatassed Kardashian on the Planet at June 19, 2019 03:47 PM (tOP4K)

69 We'd have ended up arresting OJ for running through airport terminals with a briefcase no one had checked and jumping over the rope barriers anyway.

It was just a question of time.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 03:47 PM (37IEG)

70 You can blame the Rodney King riots for the OJ Simpson verdict.

That may even be the point where the Grievance Industry realized there power but that my have started earlier.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 19, 2019 03:47 PM (qJuI4)

71 I can't watch TV commercials now without noting how many have a black character in them.
Me too. I keep noticing all the mixed couples now, and the number of gay couples in commercials has skyrocketed.I denounce myself.

Posted by: FrodoB at June 19, 2019 03:48 PM (9753m)

72 Jesse James and Cole Younger tried to heal the open wounds left by the Civil War but people kept holding those bank and train robberies against them

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 03:48 PM (+y/Ru)

73 You can blame the Rodney King riots for the OJ Simpson verdict.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 19, 2019 03:47 PM (qJuI4)
---
Nah. Arsenio assured me it was "12 years of Reagan-Bush" that did that.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 03:48 PM (DuZls)

74 My support for clowns is conditional on them not killing 30 young men & hiding their bodies under the floorboards of their houses.

Posted by: josephistan at June 19, 2019 03:48 PM (Izzlo)

75 SCENE: Washington Post War Room, filled with jumper-wearing reporters and assorted crayola-haired diversity hires.

EDITOR IN CHIEF (swiping aside a pile of Starbucks cups): We need a hot take for tomorrow's edition and we need it fast. Give me something fast, give me something with pop, something really stupid!

REPORTER ONE: OJ Simpson's slow motion chase that inspired Star Wars VIII happened on that day, maybe we can use something from then

EIC: Genius! I'd give you a raise, but then I would have to for everyone and we're broke anyway.

REPORTER TWO: How about racist cops!

EIC: BOOOOOOOORING, and not stupid enough!

REPORTER THREE: OJ's sport ball past gave him head injuries and led him to bad decisions!

EIC: Stupid, but not stupid enough!

REPORTER ONE (furiously scrolling through twitter): Global Warming influenced the police decision to charge a black man for a white crime!

EIC: Incredibly stupid, but we're looking for peak idiot, something that will even shock twitter!

REPORTER FOUR: The trial revealed the limits of America's conditional support for black athletes!

EIC (jaw hanging open): my Satan, that's perfect! Find someone to write that op ed, and get it on my desk by midnight!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 03:48 PM (39g3+)

76
OK, here's Orenthal's real account:

https://twitter.com/TheRealOJ32

Posted by: Sphynx at June 19, 2019 03:48 PM (rXie1)

77 The chase not only disrupted the NBA Finals -- it also unsettled the comfort white Americans had developed for black athletes. For years, black athletes, and Simpson in particular, were held up as signs of the progress made toward bridging America's racial divide. That night, however, he served as a stark reminder of how conditional that comfort was.
+++++++++++++
I am usually pretty good at keeping up with leftist mental contortions, but I am coming up empty on this one. To restate what I think this excerpt is saying:
1) American whites didn't like black athletes generally.
2) Some black athletes, OJ Simpson among them, changed that perception and whites begrudgingly accepted black athletes - even becoming comfortable with them.
3) OJ probably killed someone and ran from the law, becoming a spectacle
4) American whites are no longer comfortable with black athletes

If I have this right (your guess is as good as or better than mine), it's insane. Some people are racists and hate black athletes. Most aren't and don't. A lot of people don't like OJ Simpson because he probably murdered his wife. That is a consideration of OJ, about OJ. Are there really loads of people out there thinking, "OJ killed his wife, so I sure wish that there weren't any more black athletes because black athletes are clearly murderers?"

I mean, you could probably find *some* people who are that insane or dumb, but enough of them to the point of setting back race relations for decades? I very much doubt it.

WaPo jumped the shark. It is working on screwing up the landing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2019 03:48 PM (I2dne)

78 Now her kids can hear the N word and Motherfo repeated over and over again in RAP 'songs'. So they got a head start.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 03:46 PM (OX6sG)

No. They are n their 50's now.

But I know what you mean.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2019 03:49 PM (NFEMn)

79 Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 03:43 PM (xTFXi)

Those ugly ass shoes OJ claimed he never owned proved he was the murderer. Photos of him wearing them entered into evidence during the Civil trial sealed the deal.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 03:49 PM (KtcMg)

80 67 Can we cut out the make-believe bullshit? Nicole Brown Simpson was banging Ron Goldman. The "sunglasses" were simply the Maguffin. Why the fuck would she need sunglasses just that night? It could have waited.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2019 03:47 PM (NFEMn)

Idk anything about this, it's kind of interesting to piece together from the back and forth.

Posted by: Someguy at June 19, 2019 03:49 PM (EV0u2)

81 The Ellery Queen/Agatha Christie "Least Likely Suspect" gambit. Cool.


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 03:46 PM (ClOmq)

Wheres Perry Mason when you need him.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 03:49 PM (OX6sG)

82 You know, we were in Somalia, and just all of a sudden, one day, we decided the Somalians were the bad guys.

Man. racist.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 03:49 PM (DuZls)

83 Ace.

Now, hear me out, he hasn't knocked out or murdered any of his girlfriends but don't let that stop you!


C'mon dude, we've got standards.*



*I keed! I keed!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 03:49 PM (RD7QR)

84 OJ was guilty as hell and he got away with murder.

Posted by: Archer at June 19, 2019 03:49 PM (EnZA6)

85 ....... was the sort of man who slit his ex-wife's throat as if she were a cow hanging by chains in an abattoir,....
-----------------


Another fine example of why we come back here again and again.

In one sentence, the entire act and it's monstrosity are perfectly described.

I'm glad I gave Ace my lunch money yesterday, by choice. He didn't threaten me with sending me to a slaughterhouse, even once.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 19, 2019 03:49 PM (sy5kK)

86 Can we cut out the make-believe bullshit? Nicole Brown Simpson was banging Ron Goldman. The "sunglasses" were simply the Maguffin. Why the fuck would she need sunglasses just that night? It could have waited.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2019 03:47 PM (NFEMn)
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Proof that she might have been dating Corey Hart!

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 03:50 PM (DuZls)

87 I know not everyone here is religious but this is what happens when you dump God from the public sphere. People lose their minds.


Which "this"?

OJ performs amateur public slaughter or newspapers write shit columns about racism?

Which "this" would be prevented by having your God in the public square? Also what does that mean?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 03:50 PM (fuK7c)

88 72
Jesse James and Cole Younger tried to heal the open wounds left by the
Civil War but people kept holding those bank and train robberies against
them

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .

Jame Gumb just wanted to transition to a woman but people kept holding those Buffalo Bill incidents against him.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 03:50 PM (ClOmq)

89 Before the murders, I believe most blacks viewed O.J. Simpson as and oreo (white on the inside) and white-woman-chasing race-traitor.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at June 19, 2019 03:50 PM (faFEp)

90 The Oscar Pistorios Murder Showed That Whites Only Had "Conditional" Support for Black African Athletes

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 03:50 PM (bDqIh)

91 Well this is what happens when people see the world through the prism of race and not objective right and wrong. Everything else gets thrown overboard to cater to their obsession.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at June 19, 2019 03:51 PM (nH6mr)

92 OJ already used twitter to threaten someone with a knife even. yikes.

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 19, 2019 03:51 PM (B+t5k)

93 The Religion if Leftardism can now do what no preexisting philosophy, course of scientific study, or well-meaning parent ever could. And that is to answer the question, "Why?".

And the answer to the question "Why?" is always either:

A. RACISM

or

B. GLOBAL WARMING

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 03:51 PM (PAf8Z)

94 Finally: Meghan McCain calls Joy Behar a "bitch"

But it's OK because they have "Woman Privilege"

Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2019 03:51 PM (QkjLD)

95
A total of 5 Tweets and he has 751,000 followers.

Posted by: Sphynx at June 19, 2019 03:51 PM (rXie1)

96 I blame Jay Leno and the Dancing Itos.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 03:46 PM (Dh1wo)
........

lol

https://tinyurl.com/yauz2yr7

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 03:51 PM (v0R5T)

97 Hannibal Lecter just wanted to increase the average person's knowledge about wines and exotic cookery, but people kept holding those cannibalism incidents against him.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 03:51 PM (ClOmq)

98 12
Yes, it was deep racism that got OJ exonerated for a crime everyone knew he committed. Institutional racism, clearly.

Posted by: Caliban at June 19, 2019 03:37 PM (qEujL)


That trial was decided the day the stupid DA decided to hold the trial in downtown L.A. instead of Brentwood where the murders to place. And they stacked the jury with blacks.

Posted by: Vic at June 19, 2019 03:52 PM (mpXpK)

99
Us 29 yr olds remember that OJ was ADORED by a wide range of people. And I seem to remember that he used to catch a load of crap from 70s and 80s era SJWs for being too chummy with whites, and being an Oreo (to use an offensive stereotype).

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2019 03:52 PM (veoSD)

100 94 Finally: Meghan McCain calls Joy Behar a "bitch"

But it's OK because they have "Woman Privilege"
Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2019 03:51 PM (QkjLD)

She's just respecting Joy's pronouns

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:52 PM (bcbK8)

101 Sometimes, you got to cut a bitch's head off.

Posted by: OJ, Explaining at June 19, 2019 03:52 PM (DuZls)

102 Proof that she might have been dating Corey Hart!


I wish I did not understand that reference. But I do.

Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD at June 19, 2019 03:52 PM (Cczdz)

103 I knew some serious white football fans who refused to believe OJ was a murderer right up to the moment the Bronco case started.

Also, that White Bronco chase is what started Reality Television.

So OJ has that on him too.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2019 03:53 PM (NFEMn)

104
92 OJ already used twitter to threaten someone with a knife even. yikes.
Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 19, 2019 03:51 PM (B+t5k)


He's real fond of the knife emoji, I've heard.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2019 03:53 PM (pNxlR)

105 81
The Ellery Queen/Agatha Christie "Least Likely Suspect" gambit. Cool.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 03:46 PM (ClOmq)
Wheres Perry Mason when you need him.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .

Lost the use of his legs from a sniper bullet. Spends his time in his wheelchair. Turned pretty grumpy, and who could blame him.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 03:53 PM (ClOmq)

106 The Aaron Hernandez Murders Showed That Whites Only Had "Conditional" Support for Black Puerto Rican Athletes

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 03:53 PM (bDqIh)

107 Do you know who else needs unconditional support?

Ace.

Now, hear me out, he hasn't knocked out or murdered any of his girlfriends but don't let that stop you!




that we know of.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2019 03:53 PM (Iq27Y)

108 I wish I did not understand that reference. But I do.

Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD at June 19, 2019 03:52 PM (Cczdz)
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Don't be afraid of the guy in shades.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 03:54 PM (DuZls)

109 102 Proof that she might have been dating Corey Hart!


I wish I did not understand that reference. But I do.
Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD



'80s ear worms.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 19, 2019 03:54 PM (qJuI4)

110 102 Proof that she might have been dating Corey Hart!


I wish I did not understand that reference. But I do.
Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD at June 19, 2019 03:52 PM (Cczdz)

Never surrender, Shibumi

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:54 PM (bcbK8)

111 Us 29 yr olds remember that OJ was ADORED by a wide range of people. And I seem to remember that he used to catch a load of crap from 70s and 80s era SJWs for being too chummy with whites, and being an Oreo (to use an offensive stereotype).

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2019 03:52 PM (veoSD)

THIS!

Oreo-nthal James

Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2019 03:54 PM (NFEMn)

112 Which "this" would be prevented by having your God in the public square? Also what does that mean?Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 03:50 PM (fuK7c)

I was pretty clear. It's a society tumbling into a collective mental illness. Sorry if it offends you. It's just my opinion. You'll get over it.

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 03:54 PM (PAf8Z)

113 '80s ear worms.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 19, 2019 03:54 PM (qJuI4)
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You can almost hear the synth starting up....

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 03:55 PM (DuZls)

114 Also, that White Bronco chase is what started Reality Television.

Well MTV had that retarded show about toxic humans living in a house, but yeah, that played a part.

The Bronco chase was basically a neon sign saying "I DID IT!!!!" and the jury didn't actually consider him innocent, they agreed he did it too. They just thought the LA cops were racist pigs, so let's stick it to the man.

Somehow.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 03:55 PM (39g3+)

115 No. They are n their 50's now.



But I know what you mean.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2019 03:49 PM (NFEMn)

yep Joe. I go to an old time boxing gym in an old (diverse) part of town. The boxers (young men) play truly vile rap music and they yell along with it. "mofo!" "Ni**er!"... a couple of the men have their little daughters with them. it disgusts me so I go later now, when they're gone .
So question. if that music is playing and I start 'singing' with them and yelling "ni**er". Can i do that? I mean cause I'm white? or will be a racist?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 03:55 PM (OX6sG)

116 104
92 OJ already used twitter to threaten someone with a knife even. yikes.
Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 19, 2019 03:51 PM (B+t5k)

He's real fond of the knife emoji, I've heard.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2019 03:53 PM (pNxlR)

Jokes around like gropey Joe.

Posted by: Someguy at June 19, 2019 03:55 PM (EV0u2)

117 Was it before or after Capricorn One that Brenda Vaccaro became the face/voice of tampons?

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 19, 2019 03:55 PM (Xvo1a)

118 Ah, young love. Note fiancée.

Were they married, he wouldn't have attempted to drag her back to the room.

Posted by: shame on me at June 19, 2019 03:55 PM (CiQzJ)

119 C'mon dude, we've got standards.*

-
This isn't a real Pasty Joe quote, it's the Babylon Bee, but it has the ring of truth.

Politics
Biden: 'Republicans May Have Standards, But We Have Double Standards'
June 18th, 2019

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 03:55 PM (+y/Ru)

120 Orenthal James was a mighty bad man

https://youtu.be/gfcUyOLWFGY

one of Mojo's few serious songs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 03:55 PM (39g3+)

121 Ezra Klein never really left the Washington Post, did he..

Posted by: kbdabear at June 19, 2019 03:55 PM (0Ntuf)

122 Yeah, remember that whole 'Judging by the content of their CHARACTER' thing?

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 03:56 PM (NgKpN)

123
OJ may have been a protective father and taken the fall for his son. Like I said, it's interesting.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today


Not much risk in doing that since everyone loved O.J. Simpson . He had to believe they would never convict him. So why risk the son going to prison if OJ has an easy acquittal. ... good thinking really.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2019 03:56 PM (myjNJ)

124 remember OJ wrote a book titled "(if) I DID IT" which was basically his after the fact confession.

Posted by: josephistan at June 19, 2019 03:56 PM (Izzlo)

125 The Craig MacTavish and Dany Heatley Vehicular Homicides Showed That Whites Only Had "Conditional" Support for Black Canadian Athletes

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 03:56 PM (bDqIh)

126 117
Was it before or after Capricorn One that Brenda Vaccaro became the face/voice of tampons?

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .
She was cute, and hot, back in the '70s when she dated Michael Douglas. Now all I can remember is her playing Joey's mom on Friends. Still funny, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 03:56 PM (ClOmq)

127 I'm sick of living in Idiot World.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at June 19, 2019 03:57 PM (k3g2v)

128 If instead of shunning OJ after he killed two people, white people had celebrated OJ as a paragon of blacknesses, would we still have gotten a WaPo op-ed today on how white people are racists? I suspect so. So, I wouldn't sweat it either way.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at June 19, 2019 03:57 PM (hdzef)

129 Would that we could de-platform the whole media. This article and other think-pieces like it are no more than One Asshole's Opinion, and we shouldn't have to even acknowledge this garbage.

Posted by: Dude at June 19, 2019 03:57 PM (hpbeA)

130 So question. if that music is playing and I start 'singing' with them and yelling "ni**er". Can i do that?

-
You can die like a man.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 03:57 PM (+y/Ru)

131 Best comment at the WaPo:

"John Wayne Gacy showed black Americans just how conditional their comfort with white clowns was."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 03:57 PM (ptqGC)

132 I don't know if anyone has asked this yet, but conversely, are we supposed to cheer on OJ regardless of the fact that he murdered his wife? Are we still required to support black men no matter what they do?

Oh wait. I know the answer to that.

Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD at June 19, 2019 03:57 PM (Cczdz)

133 121 Ezra Klein never really left the Washington Post, did he..
Posted by: kbdabear at June 19, 2019 03:55 PM (0Ntuf)

Once a Journolister, always a Journolister

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:58 PM (bcbK8)

134 Fuck em, If they can't see that double knife murder will kinda taint my perception of a person weather he or I am black, white, brown, red, yellow, gay, bi, straight they are insane or racist with an agenda. I embrace "and" insane and racist with an agenda.

Fuck em.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at June 19, 2019 03:58 PM (0OmEj)

135 All I can say is it's about time.

Are we murderers not people too?

If you prick us, do we not cut your prick off and stab you and then strangle you with our shoelaces?

. . .

...uh...when I say we...I'm using the royal we and...uh, not admitting to any...mur- *cough* thingy.

Yeah.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 19, 2019 03:58 PM (4Rmfl)

136 OJ gets a pretty sizable NFL pension that the Goodman's can't get. He also accrued a nice amount of that pension when he was locked up and the taxpayers were paying for his food and lodging.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 03:58 PM (KtcMg)

137 I was drinking in a Santa Monica bar when the Bronco parade came on.
0/10 Entertainment Quotient.


I hate California.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 19, 2019 03:58 PM (88+cf)

138 130 So question. if that music is playing and I start 'singing' with them and yelling "ni**er". Can i do that?

-
You can die like a man.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 03:57 PM (+y/Ru)

Maybe he's just into being a daredevil

/Kentucky Fried Movie

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:58 PM (bcbK8)

139 Can i do that? I mean cause I'm white? or will be a racist?


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 03:55 PM (OX6sG)

Not racist if you'll allow them to commit double murder, I am to understand.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2019 03:58 PM (t6MX/)

140 remember OJ wrote a book titled "(if) I DID IT" which was basically his after the fact confession.


And that was the last we heard of Judith Regan, who was a hot celebrity publisher until that bit of genius.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 03:58 PM (fuK7c)

141 108 I wish I did not understand that reference. But I do.

Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD at June 19, 2019 03:52 PM (Cczdz)
---
Don't be afraid of the guy in shades.
Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 03:54 PM (DuZls)

Remember the good Ole Days, when the Future was so bright, I had to wear shades?

Studying Nuclear Science?

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 03:58 PM (NgKpN)

142
Do you know who else needs unconditional support?

Ace.

Now, hear me out, he hasn't knocked out or murdered any of his girlfriends but don't let that stop you!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:45 PM (bcbK







Hobos, on the other hand...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2019 03:59 PM (veoSD)

143 132 I don't know if anyone has asked this yet, but conversely, are we supposed to cheer on OJ regardless of the fact that he murdered his wife? Are we still required to support black men no matter what they do?

Oh wait. I know the answer to that.
Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD at June 19, 2019 03:57 PM (Cczdz)

White people just have to be like the kids in Animal House when they go to the African American bar.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 19, 2019 03:59 PM (KUaJL)

144 >>Best comment at the WaPo:

"John Wayne Gacy showed black Americans just how conditional their comfort with white clowns was."



Jeffrey Dahmer showed black and Asian Americans just how conditional their comfort with white cannibals was

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 03:59 PM (bDqIh)

145 OJ was guilty as sin, yet free as a bird ... Just Like Donald Trump. /s


maybe that is the secondary message here ... a reminder that just because someone is found Not Guilty, they are not always innocent.


But again it is demanded we love the guilty "minority" (or any Dem that stands so tall for minorities, like Hillary did *cough*) ... but hate the falsely accused patriot ... because we whites are all guilty of inherited KKK level racism, even if evidence shows the opposite.


it is Bizarro World ... Orwellian level duplicity ... the Religion of Hate.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 19, 2019 03:59 PM (Cus5s)

146 Is there a way someone can suggest to WaPo that they should hire Donkey Chompers a columnist? She will fit right in.

Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD at June 19, 2019 03:59 PM (Cczdz)

147 Just imagine how much trouble and aggravation the LAPD could have saved all of us if they just would have had enough courage and determination to have pumped that white bronco full of lead that very first night.

I'll bet I still wouldn't have to keep hearing about it 25 years later.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 03:59 PM (Kpl3J)

148 So question. if that music is playing and I start 'singing' with them and yelling "ni**er". Can i do that? I mean cause I'm white? or will be a racist?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 03:55 PM (OX6sG)

NO.

Last year rapper Kendrick Lamar invited a white female up on stage while he played a song, the lyrics of which included THAT word. As soon as she recited the lyrics-which HE wrote--he stopped the performance and publicly shamed and humiliated her, encouraging the crowd to do same.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2019 03:59 PM (NFEMn)

149 Maybe.....O. J. Simpson just his slave name......Old tribal name......Sickle Decollate

Posted by: KIM at June 19, 2019 03:59 PM (lMn1U)

150 I loved OJ. He came to Buffalo as the golden boy and embraced the town. He was the first statesman/athlete.

When he was first questioned on those murders I couldn't believe it. All I could think was that LA cops were as bad as they said.

Then he lammed it. No innocent millionaire celebrity would do that, so then I knew.

Posted by: Regular joe at June 19, 2019 04:00 PM (6/uwW)

151 can't say it enough, fuck the washington post. What's their circulation.

oh right, it's now a vanity project for a sad billioniare.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 19, 2019 04:00 PM (JziUy)

152 OJ was guilty as sin, yet free as a bird ... Just Like Donald Trump. /s

--------------------------------------------------------------

OJ = OrangeMan Bad

Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2019 04:00 PM (NFEMn)

153 >>Remember the good Ole Days, when the Future was so bright, I had to wear shades?




Gotta protect those Betty Davis eyes

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 04:01 PM (bDqIh)

154 Also, that White Bronco chase is what started Reality Television.

Well MTV had that retarded show about toxic humans living in a house, but yeah, that played a part.


There was also that writers' strike, and the show COPS (as opposed to the cartoon C.O.P.S), so it's more of a chain of events than a single event.

Posted by: Lance McCormick, fightin' crime in a future time at June 19, 2019 04:01 PM (l8gTz)

155 Before the 911 calls came out, I actually thought "That's not the OJ I know."

The 911 calls cleared it for me, I don't know OJ.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 04:01 PM (DuZls)

156

The author is an assistant professor of media studies. Sounds like you need a lot of intellectual firepower for that job

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 04:01 PM (OLCnA)

157 also,

to whom do you owe un conditional love Journalist?

Is there anyone outside your immediate family that your love unconditionally? Frankly I'm willing to bet there are members of your immediate family that you "love/support" conditionally, and they haven't even murdered anyone.

Why do stupid people get published like this? Its shocking.

Posted by: anchorman at June 19, 2019 04:02 PM (FgzSr)

158 I can't wait to send a reparations check to O. J.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 04:02 PM (ptqGC)

159 What was laughable about OJ suddenly becoming a Black Martyr is that before the murders, the only time OJ went between the 10 and the 105 was for a USC game.

Posted by: kbdabear at June 19, 2019 04:02 PM (0Ntuf)

160 124 remember OJ wrote a book titled "(if) I DID IT" which was basically his after the fact confession.

It was also a way to make money to pay off the civil suit, IIRC.

Posted by: Lance McCormick, fightin' crime in a future time at June 19, 2019 04:02 PM (l8gTz)

161
The main thing I remember about Brenda Vaccaro is this exchange from Zorro, The Gay Blade.

"He wears his clothes well. I could never get into his pants."

"I bet I could."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2019 04:03 PM (veoSD)

162 Gotta protect those Betty Davis eyes

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .
"'What a dump!' What's that from? Hah?"

"What?"

"What goddamn Warners Bette Davis epic is that from?"

-- Martha and George as Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf opens

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 04:03 PM (ClOmq)

163 Yeah OJ was super lovable, now when I watch Naked Gun I feel a grim satisfaction seeing him horrifically mangled over and over. Turns out he was a wife beating psycho.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 04:03 PM (39g3+)

164 I am amused every time someone drags Mark Furman or Marsha Blackburn out of the mothballs for their crime insights.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 19, 2019 04:03 PM (88+cf)

165 60 A lot of people got media careers out of that whole fiasco. Greta Van Sustern was one of them.

She also got a year's vacation in Aruba during that whole Natalee Holloway thing in 2007...

Every. Frickin'. Night.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at June 19, 2019 04:03 PM (3U22A)

166 I remember when the verdict came out.

I was in the Navy on shore duty in San Diego.

All the Security Teams were on Standby, just in case.

Same as when the Rodney King shit happened.

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 04:03 PM (NgKpN)

167 the post is so woke that they sometimes find the truth and scares the shit out of them (except they do not have any as they spread it daily in place of news)

Posted by: tx32 orphan at June 19, 2019 04:03 PM (1XtI9)

168 Like most stuff in the WaPo, the opposite is true: it was the unconditional acceptance that contributed to OJ's sense of entitlement.

The Post's advocacy for beheading victims is conditional on being a Muslim Brotherhood agent of Qatar, however.

Democracy and Nicole Die in Darkness.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 19, 2019 04:04 PM (Ndje9)

169 NO.



Last year rapper Kendrick Lamar invited a white female up on stage
while he played a song, the lyrics of which included THAT word. As soon
as she recited the lyrics-which HE wrote--he stopped the performance
and publicly shamed and humiliated her, encouraging the crowd to do
same.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2019 03:59 PM (NFEMn)

Yeah, thats what I figured. I have become racist. I wasn't and didn't want to. But like the saying. "I was a people person but people ruined it for me." Yeah, that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 04:04 PM (OX6sG)

170 OJ--through his friend Robert Kardashian--also inflicted the Kardashians on us too....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2019 04:04 PM (NFEMn)

171 The main thing I remember about Brenda Vaccaro is this exchange from Zorro, The Gay Blade.


I remember "Thank heaven for small favors!!!" [cups breasts]

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 19, 2019 04:05 PM (Rarvo)

172 WaPo headlines of tomorrow:

Climate Change Racist, Bullshit Study Finds

Racism Causes Climate Change, Bogus Scientist Says

Changes in Racism Cause Climate, The Shrooms Tell Me

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 04:05 PM (RD7QR)

173
The author is an assistant professor of media studies. Sounds like you need a lot of intellectual firepower for that job

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 04:01 PM (OLCnA)





Assistant Professor of Media Studies = Paid to watch TV

Gotta say, it's a good gig, if you can swing it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2019 04:05 PM (veoSD)

174 Racism, homophobia, misogyny, trans-phobia, and on and on. What a pathetic joke the DNC Media has become.

Do you think that the tide has turned or will turn when people even of color/gay get tired of this crap?

Posted by: Cheri at June 19, 2019 04:05 PM (oiNtH)

175 OJ actually grabbed Nicole's crotch and exclaimed "This is where babies come from. And it belongs to me!" ????

Yeah but, Trump!

Posted by: WaPo at June 19, 2019 04:05 PM (EVCnI)

176 I don*t know if the arresting officer was white, but if he was, he must have wept at the realization of what a monster he was for going around and taking double homicide suspects into custody.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at June 19, 2019 04:05 PM (iUBwE)

177 "They Literally Know Nothing": Ben Rhodes Bragged About Manipulating Clueless Reporters.

Remember that? And the dumb as rocks press just stood there and obediently accepted his statement.


https://tinyurl.com/y5jogxoh



Obama's Ben Rhodes was correct, and the WaPo author proved it one more time.

These people are truly daft. That's why they are hired in the first place.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 19, 2019 04:06 PM (sy5kK)

178 The chase not only disrupted the NBA Finals -- it also unsettled the comfort white Americans had developed for black athletes.

The hack who wrote this brings up the NBA finals as to say "White America is conflating that guys you see running up and down the basketball with the guy running away from his appearance in court"

Posted by: kbdabear at June 19, 2019 04:06 PM (0Ntuf)

179 Newspapers will run this kind of vomit then do a variation of the clown nose defense: well WE didn't say that, it was an op/ed, WE didn't think it was true, we just ran it! Free speech!!!

Yeah, you chose that out of all the millions of options, and all the submissions and all the choices. You picked that one to specifically run and promote.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 04:06 PM (39g3+)

180 Greta Van Sustern

Isn't that the band from Michigan what sounds like Led Zeppelin?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 19, 2019 04:06 PM (xPJvm)

181 Yeah, thats what I figured. I have become racist. I wasn't and didn't want to. But like the saying. "I was a people person but people ruined it for me." Yeah, that.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 04:04 PM (OX6sG)

Yup, you know how to make a Racist?

Force them to choose sides, based on their race.

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 04:06 PM (NgKpN)

182
Greta Van Sustern

Isn't that the band from Michigan what sounds like Led Zeppelin?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 19, 2019 04:06 PM (xPJvm)






Baby Zeppelin?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2019 04:07 PM (veoSD)

183 A lot of people got media careers out of that whole fiasco. Greta Van Sustern was one of them.

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This always happens after there's a watershed event with lots of media coverage.

How did Dan Rather get famous? He was only the CBS Dallas correspondent.

On 11/22/63

Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2019 04:07 PM (NFEMn)

184 180 Greta Van Sustern

Isn't that the band from Michigan what sounds like Led Zeppelin?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 19, 2019 04:06 PM (xPJvm)

No, that's Rush's first album.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 04:07 PM (bcbK8)

185 I'm still laughing at the joke from the last discussion of O.J.


What did Ron Goldman say to Nicole when they met in Heaven?

Here's your fucking sunglasses .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 04:07 PM (KtcMg)

186 The Want Ads for the professor's job:
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Must be a self-starter with an intrinsic drive to gaslight.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 04:07 PM (DuZls)

187 Just who does the Media do the Mediaing for anymore..... sure isn't us normals.,, they really don't want an audience, much.....

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 04:08 PM (90T4r)

188 One of the nice ironies of the OJ case is that the guy who used DNA evidence to get him off, Barry Scheck, has spent the rest of his life trying to find actually innocent people to help.

I don't know if he's ever said as much publicly but it looks like an atonement.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 04:09 PM (fuK7c)

189 Yup, you know how to make a Racist?



Force them to choose sides, based on their race.

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 04:06 PM (NgKpN)

Yep. and as I was told by a guy I thought I liked "all whites are racist they just don't know it." Ok then.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 04:09 PM (OX6sG)

190 OJ actually grabbed Nicole's crotch and exclaimed "This is where babies come from. And it belongs to me!" ????
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Sounds like a solid choice advocate.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 04:09 PM (DuZls)

191 Yeah, thats what I figured. I have become racist. I wasn't and didn't want to. But like the saying. "I was a people person but people ruined it for me." Yeah, that.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 04:04 PM (OX6sG)

Yup, you know how to make a Racist?

Force them to choose sides, based on their race.
Posted by: Don Q


IOW, tribe up, bitchez!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 04:09 PM (sRczR)

192
A lot of people got media careers out of that whole fiasco. Greta Van Sustern was one of them.

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This always happens after there's a watershed event with lots of media coverage.

How did Dan Rather get famous? He was only the CBS Dallas correspondent.

On 11/22/63

Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2019 04:07 PM (NFEMn)






Ted Koppell, Nightline and the Iran Hostage Crisis.

CNN as a network and the Gulf War

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2019 04:09 PM (veoSD)

193 My brother-in-law had 12 Christmas tree lots in the L.A. area. The last Christmas that O.J. and Nicole were married, they came to one of the lots where my mother was working the cash register in one of those plywood shacks that are built for these temporary events. It was raining that day and both Nicole and O.J. were picking out a tree. When they found one, O.J. went through the employee's side door instead using the front counter. Scared the hell out of my mother and she screamed at him. He laughed. She did too when she recognized him. He was wearing a knit cap that day and I've always wondered if it was the same one he wore on the night he went a'murdering.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 19, 2019 04:09 PM (EjlXc)

194 This white guy hates OJ so much he thinks he committed the perfect crime.

Had to let him off.

Posted by: golfman at June 19, 2019 04:10 PM (OE84+)

195 Isn't that the band from Michigan what sounds like Led Zeppelin?

Wolf Mother?

Yup, you know how to make a Racist?
Force them to choose sides, based on their race.


And that's what they're trying to do. Its a real struggle for a lot of people in America, to not fall into that trap. They want us to hate each other simply based on race, because a racially divided people are easier to control and manipulate. That's why prisons do nothing about race gangs and divisions: that way they're opposed to each other instead of united against the guards.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 04:10 PM (39g3+)

196 Everyone knew OJ was guilty, but THAT was irrelevant...

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 04:10 PM (90T4r)

197 My favorite Brenda Vaccaro clip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwiqdN3b9L4

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 19, 2019 04:10 PM (wtvvX)

198 Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 04:09 PM (sRczR)

You know better than most. You saw that first hand as a prison guard .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 04:10 PM (KtcMg)

199 The chase not only disrupted the NBA Finals -- it also unsettled the comfort white Americans had developed for black athletes.

The hack who wrote this brings up the NBA finals as to say "White America is conflating that guys you see running up and down the basketball with the guy running away from his appearance in court"

Posted by: kbdabear


*cough National Felons League - Same Same cough*

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 04:11 PM (sRczR)

200 She did too when she recognized him. He was wearing a
knit cap that day and I've always wondered if it was the same one he
wore on the night he went a'murdering.


Posted by: washrivergal at June 19, 2019 04:09 PM (EjlXc)

Buying killed trees is a gateway killing.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 04:11 PM (OX6sG)

201 I don't know if it's chemicals in the water, air, anti-depressants, sugar, deodorant, or what, but people are literally losing their minds. The premise of this article is insane.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 19, 2019 04:11 PM (jUVms)

202
Ted Koppell, Nightline and the Iran Hostage Crisis.

CNN as a network and the Gulf War
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2019 04:09 PM (veoSD)

Vincent Bugliosi, Manson murders

Posted by: JoeF. at June 19, 2019 04:11 PM (NFEMn)

203 The chase not only disrupted the NBA Finals -- it also unsettled the comfort white Americans had developed for black athletes.

Late to the party. How much more absurd can this guilt trip become?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 19, 2019 04:11 PM (vtcmf)

204 We should have sent OJ to a concentrate camp.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 04:12 PM (mvenn)

205 You know better than most. You saw that first hand as a prison guard .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation


Yeah. And people look at me funny when I tell them. They don't believe.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 04:12 PM (sRczR)

206 3 I admit that my support for black athletes is conditional on them not trying to chop off the heads of pretty girls. Or any girls, for that matter.

Posted by: Tom Servo
Or any heads?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 19, 2019 04:12 PM (/Fmtj)

207 Remember, if OJ hadn't murdered his wife who was a close friend of Kris Jenner and his lawyer Bob Kardashian, know one would have known who Kim Kardashian is..

The Crime That Keeps On Giving

Posted by: kbdabear at June 19, 2019 04:12 PM (0Ntuf)

208 Ace, did you use a thesaurus to find "abattoir"?

Posted by: runninrebel at June 19, 2019 04:12 PM (2yO6m)

209
We should have sent OJ to a concentrate camp.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2019 04:12 PM (mvenn)








I just KNEW that you were an anti-semite that hated the Juice!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2019 04:13 PM (veoSD)

210 6 So we're supposed to support black athletes even if they decapitate their ex-wives and innocent bystanders?


Sho' 'nuff. That's what black people did.

Posted by: Tahisi at June 19, 2019 04:13 PM (Io0tr)

211 15 *OJ Simpson has followed you*

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/
1140098138595872768

Posted by: andycanuck


He's probably searching for the real killer.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 19, 2019 04:14 PM (/Fmtj)

212 http://bit.ly/2ZAzfpc
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Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 04:14 PM (BqBId)

213 And this is why the media is hated and going out of business: they are devoting premium op-ed space to accuse all of their white readers of retro-active racism.

"Like, we can't scrape up a new story on racist, so we're going to re-interpret events from 25 years ago through a prism of racism and condemn all y'all as H8rz in the extreme."

#Winning the Woke Warz

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 03:39 PM (bDqIh)


Stalin would be so proud...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 19, 2019 04:14 PM (8D42x)

214 Does the author think that we would happily support Mike Trout if he slit the throat of an ex-wife and her friend?

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 19, 2019 04:14 PM (jUVms)

215 208 Ace, did you use a thesaurus to find "abattoir"?

I know the word from the Monty Python sketch about the architect:

https://tinyurl.com/yypx7ez8

Posted by: Lance McCormick, fightin' crime in a future time at June 19, 2019 04:14 PM (l8gTz)

216 Do it, please. Or the Washington Post wins.

And the Washington Post sucks a Bezos ball sack.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:45 PM (bcbK
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I will do anything, but I won't do that.

Posted by: Expensive hooker quoting Meat Loaf song at June 19, 2019 04:14 PM (sy5kK)

217 >>I don't know if it's chemicals in the water, air, anti-depressants, sugar, deodorant, or what, but people are literally losing their minds. The premise of this article is insane.




They really, really want a race war, and this is nostalgia for the racial tensions in LA with OJ and Rodney King trails.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 04:15 PM (bDqIh)

218 My mom calls Denver Health an abbatoir.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2019 04:15 PM (5aX2M)

219 Tribe up.
Hoes down.
And you muthafuckas bounce to dis.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 04:15 PM (xTFXi)

220 There's a funny bit in Douglas Adams Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency. Richard is visiting his old professor, Reg, when the evening is disturbed by an alien robot horse in the upstairs bathroom, a horse that could let the cat out of the bag about Reg's "hobby".

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"A horse?" [ Richard] said again.

F"Yes, it is," said the Professor. "Wait-" he motioned to Richard, who was about to go out again and investigate "-let it be. It won't be long."

Richard stared in disbelief. "You say there's a horse in your bathroom, and all you can do is stand there naming Beatles songs?"

The Professor looked blankly at him. "Listen," he said, "I'm sorry if I . . . alarmed you earlier, it was just a slight turn. These things happen, my dear fellow, don' t upset yourself about it. Dear me, I've known odder things in my time. Many of them. Far odder. She's only a horse, for heaven's sake. I'll go and let her out later. Please don't concern yourself. Let us revive our spirits with some port."

"But . . . how did it get in there?"

"Well, the bathroom window's open. I expect she came in through that."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 04:15 PM (+y/Ru)

221 I tell ya though, That OJ sure had a nice crease in his pants

Posted by: Bruce at June 19, 2019 04:16 PM (vd8XM)

222 Remember, if OJ hadn't murdered his wife who was a close friend of Kris Jenner and his lawyer Bob Kardashian, know one would have known who Kim Kardashian is..

The Crime That Keeps On Giving
Posted by: kbdabear at June 19, 2019 04:12 PM (0Ntuf)

It definitely was a catalyst. The main fuel was the sex tape.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 04:16 PM (KtcMg)

223
Does the author think that we would happily support Mike Trout if he slit the throat of an ex-wife and her friend?

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 19, 2019 04:14 PM (jUVms)






Maybe if he filleted her...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2019 04:17 PM (veoSD)

224 Only reason I liked OJ was The Naked Gun.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2019 04:17 PM (qeJFm)

225 Ace, did you use a thesaurus to find "abattoir"?


It's in an Elvis Costello song.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 04:17 PM (fuK7c)

226 Jim Brown hated OJ for a variety of reasons, including breaking his records. And probably also for being a murderer.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 19, 2019 04:17 PM (y7DUB)

227 One of the nice ironies of the OJ case is that the guy who used DNA evidence to get him off, Barry Scheck, has spent the rest of his life trying to find actually innocent people to help.

I don't know if he's ever said as much publicly but it looks like an atonement.
==========
? ?

Its good with the innocence project and all, but I don't think he's donating it all to charity.
Neufeld Scheck & Brustin, LLP brings in some pretty serious coin.

Its his living. He was doing it before OJ and still doing it today, because the money is really good.

Posted by: anchorman at June 19, 2019 04:18 PM (sYwhE)

228 >>It definitely was a catalyst. The main fuel was the sex tape.


Think it's more Paris Hilton who got Kim into the spotlight, then mama Kris, seeing the buzz from Paris Hilton's sex tape, had her daughter make one and "leak" it.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 04:18 PM (bDqIh)

229 Fook me isn't he a witty lad! Just out of curiosity exactly what does conditional support even mean? Is this something I do without even realizing that I'm doing it?

Posted by: Sock Monkey...I'm just a wee bit disturbed at June 19, 2019 04:18 PM (AwLs9)

230 >>Does the author think that we would happily support Mike Trout if he slit the throat of an ex-wife and her friend?


Does he grill the on a Cedar Plank?

Asking for a Canibal friend...

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2019 04:18 PM (qeJFm)

231 31 Damn us whitefolks! We're conditional!
Works the same if we find out you flucked a goat too.

Posted by: DamnedYankee

I'm afraid that with certain people Ima need ironclad proof that they didn't fuk a goat, and being in Chicago doesn't cut it. So Barack, where were you when the goat got fukked?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 19, 2019 04:18 PM (/Fmtj)

232 I never liked O.J. because he was a cocky SOB and he defiled Samantha.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 04:19 PM (KtcMg)

233 Send OJ to a concrete camp?

Posted by: Emily latella at June 19, 2019 04:19 PM (37IEG)

234 223
Does the author think that we would happily support Mike Trout if he slit the throat of an ex-wife and her friend?

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 19, 2019 04:14 PM (jUVms)

Maybe if he filleted her...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2019 04:17 PM (veoSD)

That pun was kinda fishy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 19, 2019 04:19 PM (AURKQ)

235 White folk sure do get uppity about Murder.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2019 04:19 PM (qeJFm)

236 We wuz robots!

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 04:19 PM (xTFXi)

237 I'm afraid that with certain people Ima need ironclad proof that they didn't fuk a goat, and being in Chicago doesn't cut it. So Barack, where were you when the goat got fukked?

He did eat at least one dog. That's a gateway activity, I'm sure of it.

Posted by: Lance McCormick, fightin' crime in a future time at June 19, 2019 04:19 PM (l8gTz)

238
Does the author think that we would happily support Mike Trout if he slit the throat of an ex-wife and her friend?

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 19, 2019 04:14 PM (jUVms)

Maybe if he filleted her...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2019 04:17 PM (veoSD)

That pun was kinda fishy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 19, 2019 04:19 PM (AURKQ)





Ichthy, too.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2019 04:20 PM (veoSD)

239
Vincent Bugliosi, Manson murders
Posted by: JoeF.


Bugliosi wrote a book calling for the execution of George W. Bush for the Iraq war.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2019 04:20 PM (aKsyK)

240 Anyone old enough to remember remembers this: By the time of the Bronco
chase, suspicion that O.J. Simpson was the Butcher of Rockingham had
been building for at least a month, maybe a month and a half.
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Your memory is playing tricks on you. The murders happened late in the evening on June 12th, the story broke on June 13th, and the Bronco chase happened just days later on June 17th.

Posted by: Oscar at June 19, 2019 04:20 PM (0ghWn)

241 You know what would fix this problem? Reparations.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 04:20 PM (dNzKv)

242 228 >>It definitely was a catalyst. The main fuel was the sex tape.


Think it's more Paris Hilton who got Kim into the spotlight, then mama Kris, seeing the buzz from Paris Hilton's sex tape, had her daughter make one and "leak" it.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 04:18 PM (bDqIh)

Paris Hilton filmed the BBC pounding Kim K's butthole.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 04:21 PM (xTFXi)

243 I still see Marcia Clark's stupid book at thrift shops. The whole thing was a farce. Judge Ito. The OJ dream team defence attorney scrum. The Nation of Islam brow beating the jurors. The media circus. Kato the house boy.

All farce. The only real thing was the father in law. That guy had the means and force of will to see justice was done.

Posted by: 13times at June 19, 2019 04:21 PM (K3B2k)

244 OJ exposed the racism of black people rather effectively.... rather awkward, that.....

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 04:21 PM (90T4r)

245 So, now WaPo is indirectly saying that black people should be EXPECTED to be murderers.

Fuck You, WaPo.

And Double Fuck You to anybody who falls for it.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 19, 2019 04:21 PM (sm6Pk)

246 Did OJ ever turn his life around?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 19, 2019 04:22 PM (sy5kK)

247 Did it ever come out why Rice pounded his fiancee?

Posted by: Cheri at June 19, 2019 04:22 PM (oiNtH)

248 Well the entire episode certainly vividly demonstrated that a large % of one "group" was crippled by racism, paranoia, ignorance, and victimhood pathology.


Of that there was, and remains, no doubt.



Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2019 04:22 PM (QDnY+)

249 Well... this is certainly the dumbest thing I've read all day.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2019 04:22 PM (dUJdY)

250 Yet no love for Aaron Hernandez. Why?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 04:22 PM (c/0Nr)

251 Technically we might have charged OJ with the murder of half a dozen other women because our investigation was unable to prove conclusively that he didn't kill them.

So, Congress will need to look into it.

Posted by: Robert Mueller at June 19, 2019 04:23 PM (37IEG)

252
Did OJ ever turn his life around?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 19, 2019 04:22 PM (sy5kK)







I think he's still working on the debut rap album, so I'd call it a work in progress.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2019 04:23 PM (veoSD)

253 Norm MacDonald had OJ pegged very early, and often:

https://youtu.be/2SSVIg4Noqc

Classic.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 19, 2019 04:23 PM (NoKAc)

254 "By the time of the Bronco chase, suspicion that O.J. Simpson was the Butcher of Rockingham had been building for at least a month, maybe a month and a half. "

This time frame is not even remotely correct.

The bodies were discovered early on the morning of June 13.

The Bronco chase took place during the evening of June 17.

Posted by: NCC at June 19, 2019 04:24 PM (eXTze)

255 I still see Marcia Clark's stupid book at thrift shops. The whole thing was a farce. Judge Ito. The OJ dream team defence attorney scrum. The Nation of Islam brow beating the jurors. The media circus. Kato the house boy.

Let's not forget the jurors, one of whom, after the verdict, said, "Don't you think OJ has suffered enough?"

No, actually.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 04:24 PM (c/0Nr)

256 And the worst part is there's probably a Trump voting white racist out there who killed Nicole.

If only we could give OJ the information he needed to finally bring that man to justice.

Posted by: Wapoop writer at June 19, 2019 04:24 PM (37IEG)

257 Think it's more Paris Hilton who got Kim into the spotlight, then mama Kris, seeing the buzz from Paris Hilton's sex tape, had her daughter make one and "leak" it.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 04:18 PM (bDqIh)

Yes that probably had a lot to do with releasing the tape. Paris was semi famous before the tape being a Hilton. Ray J was the semi famous person in the Kardashian tape. She though was known in LA as one of what I guess you could call a brat pack of kids of famous people. Bruce Jenner being her famous step dad.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 04:24 PM (KtcMg)

258 Greta Van Sustern

Isn't that the band from Michigan what sounds like Led Zeppelin?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 19, 2019 04:06 PM (xPJvm)


Baby Zeppelin?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2019 04:07 PM (veoSD)
..........

Botox Zeppelin

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 04:25 PM (v0R5T)

259 The tool Toobin represented OJ and actually broke a/c confidentiality while giving a speech and clearly stating OJ was guilty.

Posted by: LASue at June 19, 2019 04:25 PM (lxbKU)

260 212 http://bit.ly/2ZAzfpc
*******
Democrats See Elizabeth Warren as a 'Compromise Candidate'
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Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 04:14 PM (BqBId)


compromise between what? Incompetence and mendacity?

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 04:26 PM (Kpl3J)

261 She though was known in LA as one of what I guess you could call a brat pack of kids of famous people. Bruce Jenner being her famous step dad mom
Posted by: Can't resist temptation


Fixt

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 04:26 PM (sRczR)

262 Has anyone mentioned Alabama Man's Meth-Fueled Attack Squirrel yet?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2019 04:26 PM (Iq27Y)

263 Hitting women is fine for athletes, they're playing and being paid big bucks all over. Addison Russel, Ray Rice, Danry Vasquez, Jonathan Dwyer, etc etc etc. Seems like a good half dozen a year are found out. Meh, no big deal, they play the sports ball its different for them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 04:26 PM (39g3+)

264 Posted by: Oscar at June 19, 2019 04:20 PM (0ghWn)

I was visiting my daughter who had just had my first grandson and was leaving for home the day the story broke. I remember just a few days later watching the chase scene at home.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2019 04:26 PM (dUJdY)

265 Isn't that the band from Michigan what sounds like Led Zeppelin?



"Greta Van Fleet"

They are from Frankenmuth, Michigan's German Village Tourist Trap, home to all you can eat chicken!

Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD at June 19, 2019 04:27 PM (Cczdz)

266 The fact that police responded to a dozen calls to Casa OJ was inadmissible in court.

Posted by: Marcia Clark at June 19, 2019 04:27 PM (bzIRf)

267 And this racism is proven by the way America's whites rallied around Scott Peterson after he murdered his wife.

Oh wait ...

Posted by: Chuck C at June 19, 2019 04:27 PM (YOIA1)

268 >>I still see Marcia Clark's stupid book at thrift shops. The whole thing was a farce. Judge Ito. The OJ dream team defence attorney scrum. The Nation of Islam brow beating the jurors. The media circus. Kato the house boy.


Also: Mark Furman being designated RACIST COP for everyone to despise.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 04:27 PM (bDqIh)

269 I place a lot of blame on Ito and his decision to allow cameras in the courtroom.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 19, 2019 04:27 PM (Y2Ptz)

270 compromise between what? Incompetence and mendacity?


I'm thinking more like compromise between Hitler and Stalin.

Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD at June 19, 2019 04:27 PM (Cczdz)

271 I think a lot of white folk learned at the time that there was something wrong. I had black friends who *knew* he was innocent.

So either they were getting a lot of really bad information, or they were deluded.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 19, 2019 04:27 PM (LWu6U)

272 My affection for OJ was so conditional that it took way too long for me to accept that he was guilty.

The night of the killings he flew to Chicago with a bloody finger and said he'd broken a wine glass. The husband did it. It's obvious. I've seen Columbo. My lizard brain immediately declared him guilty.

But it took months to persuade my soft brain that he was guilty. OJ? He's so cuddly.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 04:28 PM (fuK7c)

273 I do remember some racism from this time period.

It was the after party for the jurors thrown by OJ, once they ignored the evidence because skin color.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 19, 2019 04:28 PM (YslsA)

274 So either they were getting a lot of really bad information, or they were deluded.



Yeah, I know black poeple who think Coleman Young, the former mayor of Detroit, was a great mayor and super guy, so I'm going with deluded.

Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD at June 19, 2019 04:28 PM (Cczdz)

275 Ilhan Omar Attacks Trump On Illegal Aliens: No One Is An 'Alien'

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That's what they want you to think but tell that to all the guys that got anal probes!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 04:28 PM (+y/Ru)

276 262 Has anyone mentioned Alabama Man's Meth-Fueled Attack Squirrel yet?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2019 04:26 PM (Iq27Y)

Sort of goes without saying, doesn't it?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 04:29 PM (RD7QR)

277 If they could have discover those photos of O.J. wearing the Bruno Magli shoes during the murder trial he would have been convicted. Terrible investigators in the prosecutors office.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 04:29 PM (KtcMg)

278 What's with the dredging up of really old stories to make them into present day racial garbage? OJ, the 5 yoots whose group moniker I can't think of at the moment...

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 19, 2019 04:30 PM (JoUsr)

279 >>Has anyone mentioned Alabama Man's Meth-Fueled Attack Squirrel yet?



SICK NUTS, CHOMPER!

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2019 04:30 PM (qeJFm)

280 "Greta Van Fleet"

They are from Frankenmuth, Michigan's German Village Tourist Trap, home to all you can eat chicken!
Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD at June 19, 2019 04:27 PM (Cczdz)

I actually like them. A lot of real talent. It's kind of a fluke that the kid sounds like Plant (he was just trying to be heard over the music when they started), but the band is pretty solid. Watched a bunch of their live stuff on Yoo Toobz a while back.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 19, 2019 04:31 PM (xPJvm)

281 Greta Van Sustern Volkswagen.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 04:31 PM (+y/Ru)

282 268 Also: Mark Furman being designated RACIST COP for everyone to despise.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 04:27 PM (bDqIh)

Sean Hannity still loves him.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 19, 2019 04:31 PM (sm6Pk)

283 233 Send OJ to a concrete camp?
Posted by: Emily latella at June 19, 2019 04:19 PM (37IEG)

I like fresh OJ, not from concentrate

Posted by: josephistan at June 19, 2019 04:31 PM (Izzlo)

284 Perhaps not the stupidist thing you've read all day. Billy Baldwin of the infamous Baldwin brothers blames the rise in suicide rate for young people on Trump. He claims that kids live in a constant state of chaos because of Trump and that's why the rise in suicides.

He seriously think that. He loves him some Fauxcahontas and call her a "smart cookie" and "badass".

Their mother must have dropped them on their heads repeatedly when babies. She probably drank all through her pregnancies.

Posted by: Cheri at June 19, 2019 04:31 PM (oiNtH)

285 278 What's with the dredging up of really old stories to make them into present day racial garbage? OJ, the 5 yoots whose group moniker I can't think of at the moment...
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 19, 2019 04:30 PM (JoUsr)

Internal Media Polling indicates that Hatred of Whitey is lagging.....

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 04:31 PM (90T4r)

286 I suppose in retrospect the OJ case was the signpost that told us that politically and socially, this country was turning into shit, and that we had no common culture left anymore. It's been mostly all downhill from there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 04:31 PM (Kpl3J)

287 >>Ilhan Omar Attacks Trump On Illegal Aliens: No One Is An 'Alien'



This is why people love Trump: he refuses to use their words.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 04:32 PM (bDqIh)

288 Just to make sure we are telling the story accurately, the glasses were actually Nicoles mothers reading glasses that she dropped outside. Nicole called the restaurant to see if they had been turned in and Goldman offered to drop them off at Nicoles after his shift was completed.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 19, 2019 04:32 PM (E3QyW)

289 Ilhan Omar Attacks Trump On Illegal Aliens: No One Is An 'Alien'

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That's what they want you to think but tell that to all the guys that got anal probes!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 04:28 PM (+y/Ru)
.........

and who carved all those huge temple rocks? It sure wasn't those lazy old Mexicans.

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 04:32 PM (v0R5T)

290 Yet no love for Aaron Hernandez. Why?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Tattoos, and because he killed people because he enjoyed it, was actually a mass-murdering gang-banger, and went to U of Florida.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 19, 2019 04:32 PM (NoKAc)

291 Paris Hilton sex tape was like watching girls play dodgeball.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 04:33 PM (xTFXi)

292 "By the time of the Bronco chase, suspicion that O.J. Simpson was the
Butcher of Rockingham had been building for at least a month, maybe a
month and a half."

Maybe I'm missing something here, but the Bronco chase was five (5) days after the murders.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at June 19, 2019 04:33 PM (jWe5r)

293 Posted by: Jen the original at June 19, 2019 04:32 PM (E3QyW)

Good to know. How did it turn into her sunglasses?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 04:33 PM (KtcMg)

294 >>Ilhan Omar Attacks Trump On Illegal Aliens: No One Is An 'Alien'



Not even legal aliens?

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2019 04:33 PM (qeJFm)

295
272 My affection for OJ was so conditional that it took way too long for me to accept that he was guilty.

The night of the killings he flew to Chicago with a bloody finger and said he'd broken a wine glass. The husband did it. It's obvious. I've seen Columbo. My lizard brain immediately declared him guilty.

But it took months to persuade my soft brain that he was guilty. OJ? He's so cuddly.

Posted by: Bandersnatch

I think you're onto something with the Columbo reference. I think Jack Cassidy and Robert Culp did it. Lawrence Harvey drove the getaway car and Joyce Van Patten sat shotgun.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 19, 2019 04:33 PM (/Fmtj)

296 "Mrs. Rice" had it coming. I see at least two shots she took at him.

I wonder if she learned anything?

Posted by: nip at June 19, 2019 04:33 PM (DfGpI)

297 I always thought he was the worst of the athlete actors. embarrassingly bad. Joe Kapp was better.

Posted by: x at June 19, 2019 04:33 PM (nFwvY)

298 269 I place a lot of blame on Ito and his decision to allow cameras in the courtroom.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 19, 2019 04:27 PM (Y2Ptz)


The whole thing was a perfect storm of mendacity, stupidity, incompetence, self-aggrandizement (by Ito), and (by the jury) blatant racism.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 04:33 PM (c/0Nr)

299 The tool Toobin represented OJ and actually broke a/c confidentiality while giving a speech and clearly stating OJ was guilty.
Posted by: LASue at June 19, 2019 04:25 PM (lxbKU)


That Toobin and that stupid fuck Napolitano are allowed to pretend to be "legal experts" is one of the reasons why I consider the practice of law to be our domestic islam (not capitalizing that dogshit cult, autocucumber; fuck off).

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 19, 2019 04:33 PM (y7DUB)

300 What's with the dredging up of really old stories to make them into present day racial garbage?

Posted by: Lady in Black

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Preparing the groundwork for the 2020 campaign, to try and help their party.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 19, 2019 04:34 PM (YslsA)

301
Ronald Goldman damaged the blade of a valuable knife with his neck-bone. Nobody ever mentions that.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 19, 2019 04:34 PM (OJ3Wh)

302 288
Just to make sure we are telling the story accurately, the glasses were
actually Nicoles mothers reading glasses that she dropped outside.
Nicole called the restaurant to see if they had been turned in and
Goldman offered to drop them off at Nicoles after his shift was
completed.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 19, 2019 04:32 PM (E3QyW)

++++I believe this is the case. They were not Nicole's sunglasses.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 19, 2019 04:34 PM (EjlXc)

303 247
Did it ever come out why Rice pounded his fiancee?

Posted by: Cheri at June 19, 2019 04:22 PM (oiNtH)

*types*
*deletes*
old joke.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 04:34 PM (OX6sG)

304 Paris Hilton sex tape was like watching girls play dodgeball.


This is a difficult statement to evaluate because you use the term "sex tape", singular.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 04:34 PM (fuK7c)

305 I thought the Canadians had already bombed the Baldwins. Come on andycanuck and AOP, start up that plane already eh?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 04:34 PM (ykYG2)

306 There's more than one?

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 04:35 PM (xTFXi)

307 Does WaPo actually go out and search for the stupidest editorials they can find to promote utter bullshit? No? Well, they sure are fooling me!

Posted by: keena at June 19, 2019 04:35 PM (ewV7+)

308 I seem to recall OJ on a golf course in South Florida saying he is looking for the killers night and day.

That's the condition of a cold blooded killer.

Posted by: dantesed at June 19, 2019 04:35 PM (88xKn)

309 >>Ilhan Omar Attacks Trump On Illegal Aliens: No One Is An 'Alien'
-------------


Will someone wake the IRS up and tell them to do their f***ing job?

A tax cheat is a tax cheat.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 19, 2019 04:35 PM (sy5kK)

310 Paris Hilton seemed like a disinterested party in her sex tape.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 04:35 PM (KtcMg)

311 >>Ilhan Omar Attacks Trump On Illegal Aliens: No One Is An 'Alien'

Not even legal aliens?

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2019 04:33 PM (qeJFm)
.........

are those the ones apply for asylum on their home planet?

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 04:36 PM (v0R5T)

312 If they could have discover those photos of O.J. wearing the Bruno Magli shoes during the murder trial he would have been convicted. Terrible investigators in the prosecutors office.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 04:29 PM (KtcMg)


They employ Patterico, no?

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 19, 2019 04:36 PM (y7DUB)

313 When I see Washington Post I stop reading. I don't care what Jeff Bezos thinks. I gave up deleting the WashPo app from my Kindle. Instead, I stopped using the Kindle.

Posted by: Locke Common at June 19, 2019 04:36 PM (XqhGj)

314 I thought the Canadians had already bombed the Baldwins. Come on andycanuck and AOP, start up that plane already eh?



I think that Alec is perpetually bombed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2019 04:36 PM (Iq27Y)

315 The OJ Simpson Double Knife-Murders Showed That Whites Blacks Only Had "Conditional" Support for Black Athletes Actual Law.

Condition being skin color.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 19, 2019 04:36 PM (JoUsr)

316
(not capitalizing that dogshit cult, autocucumber; fuck off).

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 19, 2019 04:33 PM (y7DUB)







I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Same reason that I use the term mohammedans, it pisses off all the right people. Besides, that's how Winston Churchill referred to them, and if the term was good enough for him, who am I to argue?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2019 04:36 PM (veoSD)

317 310 Paris Hilton seemed like a disinterested party in her sex tape.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 04:35 PM (KtcMg)

Yep.

At least Pam Anderson was REALLY into it in hers

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 04:37 PM (bcbK8)

318 There's more than one?

More than one. Well lit, night vision, unlit, different partners.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 04:37 PM (fuK7c)

319 Paris Hilton seemed like a disinterested party in her sex tape.


That's just the rohypnol working.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2019 04:37 PM (Iq27Y)

320 I think a lot of white folk learned at the time that there was something wrong. I had black friends who *knew* he was innocent.

So either they were getting a lot of really bad information, or they were deluded.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 19, 2019 04:27 PM (LWu6U)


The black racism on display was shocking. They were all-in on supporting Simpson strictly and solely because of his race.

Contrast, e.g., the two shitheads who dragged that black guy to his death behind their pickup truck. IIRC Texas has already executed at least one of them. Has any white person ever expressed a scintilla of support for them? Not to my knowledge. Their butts might be the same color as ours, but that doesn't count for anything. They should fry, and I believe, have.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 04:38 PM (c/0Nr)

321 292 "By the time of the Bronco chase, suspicion that O.J. Simpson was the
Butcher of Rockingham had been building for at least a month, maybe a
month and a half."

Maybe I'm missing something here, but the Bronco chase was five (5) days after the murders.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at June 19, 2019 04:33 PM (jWe5r)

Precognition. We knew he was gonna do it a month before he did.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 04:38 PM (Kpl3J)

322 Of all that ilk, I find Paris Hilton the Least objectionable....

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 04:38 PM (90T4r)

323 The bitch had it coming. Simpson & Rice Relationship Consolers

Posted by: Archer at June 19, 2019 04:38 PM (gmo/4)

324 Paris Hilton seemed like a disinterested party in her sex tape.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 04:35 PM (KtcMg)

Yep.

At least Pam Anderson was REALLY into it in hers
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 04:37 PM (bcbK

Let's see how much of an expert you are. What's the connection between the two sex tapes?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 04:38 PM (KtcMg)

325 I did it. I killed Nicole and that waiter. Almost cut her head off. Fuckers deserved it. I'm innocent!!

Posted by: 0.J. Simpson at June 19, 2019 04:39 PM (FTPVM)

326 Pam Anderson was a submissive nympho.... and a freak.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 04:39 PM (xTFXi)

327

26,504.00 +38.46 (+0.15%)
At close: 4:20PM EDT

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at June 19, 2019 04:40 PM (Iq27Y)

328 Carpe Dunktum (meme maker on twitter)

New video done to rapper Legendary Energy's (no, I never heard of him either) song 'Anomaly - I like Trump'

https://tinyurl.com/yyyewu6l

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 04:40 PM (cF8AT)

329 Has Pam Anderson died yet from her disease???

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 04:40 PM (90T4r)

330 Who had the best sex tape?

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 04:40 PM (xTFXi)

331 Also: Mark Furman being designated RACIST COP for everyone to despise.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 04:27 PM (bDqIh)

Sean Hannity still loves him.

Posted by: Hikaru


Furman wasn't a racist. He wrote a movie script about cops and such, and the "N" word was in the script because that's a word used in LA by folks who live there and who happen to interact with cops. Kinda like what happens with Tarantino scripts.

For that, Furman was slandered as a racist who somehow set OJ up.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 19, 2019 04:40 PM (NoKAc)

332 Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 04:37 PM (fuK7c)

I don't think different partners. Same guy, different locations.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 04:40 PM (KtcMg)

333 Has Pam Anderson died yet from her disease???
Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 04:40 PM (90T4r)

She cured her Hep C.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 04:41 PM (KtcMg)

334 >>Has Pam Anderson died yet from her disease???


Oh, you haven't seen how she's now BFFs with Julian Assange?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 04:41 PM (bDqIh)

335 The only real racial thing I remember (I was in my early 20s or so) was that blacks were celebrating him getting away with it like it was an EQUALITY!!! moment or something. I sort of remember a bunch of Oprah audience members acting like their twin grandchildren had come to accept Christ on their birthdays at the exact same moment their daddy asked their mommy to marry him because he found a job.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 04:41 PM (mZ/17)

336 324 Paris Hilton seemed like a disinterested party in her sex tape.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 04:35 PM (KtcMg)

Yep.

At least Pam Anderson was REALLY into it in hers
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 04:37 PM (bcbK

Let's see how much of an expert you are. What's the connection between the two sex tapes?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 04:38 PM (KtcMg)

Didn't both get sold by the same company?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 04:41 PM (bcbK8)

337 330 Who had the best sex tape?
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 04:40 PM (xTFXi)

Ahoy!!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 19, 2019 04:42 PM (FTPVM)

338 Let's see how much of an expert you are. What's the connection between the two sex tapes?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation


VHS.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 04:42 PM (sRczR)

339 He loves him some Fauxcahontas and call her a "smart cookie" and "badass".

Hey, compared to him and his Baldwin brothers, she is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 04:42 PM (39g3+)

340 330 Who had the best sex tape?
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 04:40 PM (xTFXi)

I'll need to do more research

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 04:42 PM (bcbK8)

341 The Democrat party is incredibly racist.

Posted by: Chris M at June 19, 2019 04:42 PM (eAZVt)

342 Didn't both get sold by the same company?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 04:41 PM (bcbK

That's right but what I was referring to is that the guy in the Paris tape eventually was married to Pamela Anderson.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 04:43 PM (KtcMg)

343 If we're revisiting old events, how about the Keating Five?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 19, 2019 04:43 PM (Y2Ptz)

344 Where was Donald Trump on the night in question. I don't believe he has provided any proof he was NOT in California!

Posted by: JB1000 at June 19, 2019 04:43 PM (jSar8)

345 334 >>Has Pam Anderson died yet from her disease???


Oh, you haven't seen how she's now BFFs with Julian Assange?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 04:41 PM (bDqIh)

Did not know any of this.... nice to hear she didn't die.... she always seemed kinda.... vague... I guess is how I'd put it... Now Paris Hilton... that girl is Vague-Vague.....

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 04:43 PM (90T4r)

346 I give the WaPo congratulations. They have finally beat out the NYT for the award for the shittest paper in the US.

Posted by: Vic at June 19, 2019 04:44 PM (mpXpK)

347 342 Didn't both get sold by the same company?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 04:41 PM (bcbK

That's right but what I was referring to is that the guy in the Paris tape eventually was married to Pamela Anderson.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 04:43 PM (KtcMg)

Oh yeah that 10 day marriage of hers or whatever it was?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 04:44 PM (bcbK8)

348 346 I give the WaPo congratulations. They have finally beat out the NYT for the award for the shittest paper in the US.
Posted by: Vic at June 19, 2019 04:44 PM (mpXpK)

Too bad Bezos' ex-wife could only take HALF of his shit away.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 19, 2019 04:45 PM (sm6Pk)

349 Pamela Anderson was really cute as a youngster then she got progressively more horrifying as the years went along

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 04:45 PM (39g3+)

350 Pam has public sex tapes with Tommy Lee and Brett something from Poison.

One of Paris', or some, is with Rick Solomon (I feel the shame for knowing this) but I think others are with others.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 04:45 PM (fuK7c)

351 Greta van Fleet started as a cover band for Zep.

At least they practiced without a digital metronome.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 19, 2019 04:45 PM (faSfa)

352 That's right but what I was referring to is that the guy in the Paris tape eventually was married to Pamela Anderson.


That was Kid Rock?

Posted by: human at June 19, 2019 04:45 PM (0CeRG)

353 Anyway, in conclusion, I would do it in the butt.

Next caller!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 04:45 PM (bcbK8)

354 I was in California during the house keeper testimony, followed the trial but wasn't riveted to it, think I only saw a little when I was in LA.

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 04:46 PM (BbGew)

355 349 Pamela Anderson was really cute as a youngster then she got progressively more horrifying as the years went along
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 04:45 PM (39g3+)

You can fight time, but time fights back. And fights dirty.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 04:47 PM (bcbK8)

356
What I get out of this, out of morons like the whiny little 'professor' who wrote this stinking turd of an article, the scabrous jury that acquitted this obviously guilty filthy beast to Show Whitey, the lack of remorse from the killer; from the Zimmerman case, where it developed that a lot of blacks think that Trayvon Martin had a God-given right to smash a man's head into a sidewalk for being disrespectful; is that a lot of blacks, maybe a large majority, hate non-blacks, YT in particular; and believe that they are entitled to as much revenge as they choose to take for the circumstances of their ancestors.

This gay little weasel, Philip Lamar Cunningham -- get a load of the matter-of-fact way he flushes the lives of two white people down the toilet without even mentioning them. And by extension, all people like me. You could not explain this to him in a million years -- he is an absolute negro-entric. All right, fucker. You hate me and want me dead. I'll keep it in mind.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 19, 2019 04:47 PM (OJ3Wh)

357 Oh yeah that 10 day marriage of hers or whatever it was?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 04:44 PM (bcbK

She actually married Rick Solomon twice.

One of Paris', or some, is with Rick Solomon (I feel the shame for knowing this) but I think others are with others.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 04:45 PM (fu

You listen to Howard Stern so this is info that is thrust upon you .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 04:47 PM (KtcMg)

358 The well lit non drugged Paris sex tape, she redeemed herself. The idiot pulled out when she was obviously a non quitter non spitter. Dumbass.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 04:47 PM (xTFXi)

359 278 What's with the dredging up of really old stories to make them into present day racial garbage? OJ, the 5 yoots whose group moniker I can't think of at the moment...
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 19, 2019 04:30 PM (JoUsr)


When there isn't enough racism one must create some.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 04:47 PM (xjiRE)

360 When the WaPo editor hands out assignments of the day, the reporters fight over who gets to be Embarrassing Idiot of the Day.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 19, 2019 04:47 PM (JgA4k)

361 Let's see how much of an expert you are. What's the connection between the two sex tapes?


They both had secks in them?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 19, 2019 04:47 PM (HaL55)

362 293 I do not know. I just watched one of those autopsy shows with the guy who does famous people autopsies and all these details were explained in excruciatingly long segments. The murders were incredibly violent. Nicole had been stabbed numerous times then after Goldman was stabbed fatally in the neck trying to fend off the attack the killer went back to Nicole picked up her head and then sliced her neck from ear to ear cutting all of her trachea down to her spinal cord.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 19, 2019 04:47 PM (E3QyW)

363 You can fight time, but time fights back. And fights dirty.

Yeah but there's Milla Jovovich aging and then there's her, and Pamela Anderson turned into a mutant. Some women age well and gracefully. She used plastic surgery too early and too often and in the process turned into the elephant man

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 04:48 PM (39g3+)

364
Internal Media Polling indicates that Hatred of Whitey is lagging.....

I don't think so.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2019 04:48 PM (aKsyK)

365 So is OJ still looking for the real killer?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2019 04:48 PM (O2RFr)

366 No worries, shame is part of the kink, bro.

Posted by: faggit french at June 19, 2019 04:48 PM (xTFXi)

367 362 293 I do not know. I just watched one of those autopsy shows with the guy who does famous people autopsies and all these details were explained in excruciatingly long segments. The murders were incredibly violent. Nicole had been stabbed numerous times then after Goldman was stabbed fatally in the neck trying to fend off the attack the killer went back to Nicole picked up her head and then sliced her neck from ear to ear cutting all of her trachea down to her spinal cord.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 19, 2019 04:47 PM (E3QyW)

We can only hope that someday, OJ finds the real killer.

Some day...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 04:49 PM (bcbK8)

368 This rant isn't about AOC, I promise. Sorry about the length.


The absolute imbecility of Democrats just fucking amazes me. Today, Princess Liawatha got a NYT OpEd printed asking the provocative question: Does Anyone Really Deserve To have A Billion Dollars? Her operative assumption is that the billion in question came from other people, from whom it was exploited right away. Like a thief in the night, the miscreant came into a lot of houses, and just stole it.

The truth is something else, because that money didn't exist before the billionaire "made" it. It wasn't in those houses.


The billionaire created something, a product, and sold it to lots of people, and that made the inventor some real money. But the billions came when the prospeective billionaire offered other people the chance to invest in his or her business right along with him or her, the inventor. That investment activity made the business (as distinct from the product) worth a lot of money, and presto! The Billionaire suddenly has a billion dollars! Didn't take it from anyone; it was created out of nothing. The invention and the investment activity are entirely Capitalist functions. Those things don't happen in socialist countries. Maybe a little inventiveness happens, here and there (especially is trying to escape the central planners) because people can't help themselves, but investing is a core difference between government run socialist countries and our own.

So, Lizbet thinks the Billionaire should not invent and she thinks no one should invest. She wants to stop people from innovating, because they might make a billion. Consumers won't be able to buy new pots and pans with great non-stick coatings. No more great new music services, or speakers, or music itself! Someone might make a billion, after all, and we sure as hell can't have that! Most of all, Liz wants to stop investments. Because, the billionaires!


Numbskull, that's what she is, and she isn't alone over there. Every last one of the fascists is stupid and economically illiterate, and self-important, fatuous dumbfucks.


On the plus side, at least she hasn't proposed a national high speed train network, like Slo-Joe the Gropin' Guy did the other day.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 04:49 PM (LISuA)

369 Maybe Charlie Manson had the right idea?

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 19, 2019 04:49 PM (/52yu)

370 349
Pamela Anderson was really cute as a youngster then she got progressively more horrifying as the years went along

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .
True +100. I recall her early appearance in Playboy and in some of their Newsstand Specials. Very much the pretty girl next door. Later she came to look like The Girl Next Door (If You Live Next Door to A Brothel).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 04:49 PM (ClOmq)

371 Madonna is looking hot as fuck.

Posted by: faggit french at June 19, 2019 04:50 PM (xTFXi)

372 It's weird a discussion of a brutal murder and "All whites are racist: turns into a discussion of what sex tapes men have seen.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 04:50 PM (ivkO2)

373
Gonna get me a shotgun
And kill all de white people I see,
Gonna get me a shotgun
And kill all de white people I see,
After I kill all de white people
Whitey wont bother me!

*jumps white social worker*

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 19, 2019 04:50 PM (UFLLM)

374 Madonna is looking hot as fuck.

If you're into beef jerky

Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2019 04:50 PM (O2RFr)

375 I had a feeling all along the whole O.J. Simpson thing was somehow my fault.

Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2019 04:50 PM (MVjcR)

376 I can't think of a murderer that I like, no matter their race or career. Is that wrong, WaPo?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at June 19, 2019 04:50 PM (t0Z53)

377 Shit.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 04:51 PM (xTFXi)

378 I suppose Anna Nicole Smith found one way to beat the aging process.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 04:51 PM (ykYG2)

379 375 I had a feeling all along the whole O.J. Simpson thing was somehow my fault.
Posted by: Weasel

Extra reparations from you!

Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2019 04:51 PM (O2RFr)

380 Susanna Hoffs aged the best out of all of them. Unfortunately no sex tape.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 04:51 PM (KtcMg)

381 I keep thinking they've hit the impenetrable layer of stupid.

And every time, I am wrong.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 19, 2019 04:51 PM (Boy/L)

382 a discussion of what sex tapes men have seen.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Honestly, I'd rather think about sex tapes than America's racial problems.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 04:52 PM (ykYG2)

383 I'm confused. Will the Woke Brigade call Hispanics White Racists, and/or traitors to All People of Color, if they are on a jury that convicts a black person? Or do Hispanics simply get a pass from the Woke Brigade on all of this racist/race war stuff?

Posted by: Gref at June 19, 2019 04:52 PM (AMIL/)

384 *peeks in*

*wanders off*

Posted by: SMH at June 19, 2019 04:52 PM (RU4sa)

385 Jeepers, Ted Bundy wasn't wrong.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 04:52 PM (xTFXi)

386
Yeah but there's Milla Jovovich aging and then there's her, and Pamela Anderson turned into a mutant. Some women age well and gracefully. She used plastic surgery too early and too often and in the process turned into the elephant man

-

I'm not sure when it happens, but I like that I've gained an appreciation for the beauty of everyday women. Especially MILFy types.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 04:52 PM (mZ/17)

387 356
What I get out of this, out of morons like the whiny little 'professor' who wrote this stinking turd of an article, the scabrous jury that acquitted this obviously guilty filthy beast to Show Whitey, the lack of remorse from the killer; from the Zimmerman case, where it developed that a lot of blacks think that Trayvon Martin had a God-given right to smash a man's head into a sidewalk for being disrespectful; is that a lot of blacks, maybe a large majority, hate non-blacks, YT in particular; and believe that they are entitled to as much revenge as they choose to take for the circumstances of their ancestors.

This gay little weasel, Philip Lamar Cunningham -- get a load of the matter-of-fact way he flushes the lives of two white people down the toilet without even mentioning them. And by extension, all people like me. You could not explain this to him in a million years -- he is an absolute negro-entric. All right, fucker. You hate me and want me dead. I'll keep it in mind.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 19, 2019 04:47 PM (OJ3Wh)



Kipling had it:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beginnings

If they are only going to call me a "hater" anyway.....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 19, 2019 04:52 PM (ujg0T)

388 381 I keep thinking they've hit the impenetrable layer of stupid.

And every time, I am wrong.

If today's reparations farce is any indication the stupid, it burns

Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2019 04:52 PM (O2RFr)

389 Kizzy! Come here girl! - All whites

Posted by: Archer at June 19, 2019 04:53 PM (gmo/4)

390 Pamela Anderson was really cute as a youngster then she got progressively more horrifying as the years went along

Before all the work, she was a beautiful woman

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 19, 2019 04:53 PM (Boy/L)

391 Madonna is looking hot as fuck.

If you're into beef jerky
Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2019 04:50 PM

She had a brief window in the 80's to early 90's she was OK. Like a 6 pack and a couple shots, nothing to brag about. She's fucking gross.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 04:53 PM (H4VdJ)

392 I see that Allahpundit is now "uncomfortable" with the jarring fact that Sen Graham has become a fan of Trump, what with Trump hating on his bestie McCain and talking bad about Graham in the past.

Kinda jarring like watching Allahpundit suck up to liberals/Dems after they have called people like him racists, bigots, homophobes, and deplorables.

Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 04:53 PM (32YRo)

393 OJ sent out a Father's day tweet

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 04:53 PM (BbGew)

394 Before all the work, she was a beautiful woman
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 19, 2019 04:53 PM

Yep, sometimes you're better off to work with what you got. She was stunning back in the Home Improvement days.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 04:54 PM (H4VdJ)

395 For that, Furman was slandered as a racist who somehow set OJ up.
Posted by: Sharkman

I lived in Long Beach CA at the time and down the block from us lived the broad that testified at trial that she met Furhman in a bar and he used the N word. I don't remember her name. She was blonde and had a big rack. She was always out in her front yard showing off her rack. She loved the attention.

Posted by: Cheri at June 19, 2019 04:54 PM (oiNtH)

396 OJ sent out a Father's day tweet
Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 04:53 PM (BbGew)

Better than a Mother's Day tweet.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 04:54 PM (KtcMg)

397 So, would you say Allahpundit is a lickspittle???

Posted by: kraken at June 19, 2019 04:54 PM (90T4r)

398 Honestly, I'd rather think about sex tapes than America's racial problems.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 04:52 PM (ykYG2)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 04:54 PM (ivkO2)

399
Kinda jarring like watching Allahpundit suck up to liberals/Dems after they have called people like him racists, bigots, homophobes, and deplorables.

He was iffy before but now he's totally jumped the shark

Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2019 04:55 PM (O2RFr)

400 Hep C is a hell of a bug to chase.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 04:55 PM (xTFXi)

401 I see that Allahpundit is now "uncomfortable" with the jarring fact that Sen Graham has become a fan of Trump, what with Trump hating on his bestie McCain and talking bad about Graham in the past.

Kinda jarring like watching Allahpundit suck up to liberals/Dems after they have called people like him racists, bigots, homophobes, and deplorables.
Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 04:53 PM

That Dem dick aint gonna suck itself.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 04:55 PM (H4VdJ)

402 Allahpundit is a turd in the punch bowl.

Posted by: Archer at June 19, 2019 04:55 PM (gmo/4)

403 -
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Who had the best sex tape?

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 04:40 PM

-------------------

I'm still partial to the one by Multiple Miggs.

Posted by: Agent Starling at June 19, 2019 04:55 PM (RVcmP)

404 Sophia Loren stayed hot forever.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 19, 2019 04:55 PM (/52yu)

405 Honestly, I'd rather think about sex tapes than America's racial problems.

-

I might possibly give a sh*t about someone's sex tape.

Who was that British blonde actress back in the early 2000s or so, btw? Threeway with the black lady?

That one.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 04:55 PM (mZ/17)

406 The wrestler Chyna.... how did that one turn out?

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 04:56 PM (xTFXi)

407 Madonna has world class ta ta's. I like them very much.

Posted by: nip at June 19, 2019 04:56 PM (DfGpI)

408 I haven't knowingly clicked on a Hot Air link in over 2 years. Eff those losers.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 04:56 PM (H4VdJ)

409 So, would you say Allahpundit is a lickspittle???

Posted by: kraken

The licki-est kind of spittle - yes.

Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 04:56 PM (32YRo)

410 Madonna is looking hot as fuck.
Posted by: faggit french


If you're into granny sex.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 04:57 PM (sRczR)

411 Turd burglar in the punch bowl

Posted by: NCKate at June 19, 2019 04:57 PM (cWedi)

412 Allahpundit is a turd in the punch bowl.

An empty punch bowl.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 19, 2019 04:57 PM (Boy/L)

413 >>Who had the best sex tape?

3M.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 04:57 PM (PxX58)

414 The Tonya Harding tape is exactly what you'd think it would be. Trailer park trash having a good time.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 04:57 PM (KtcMg)

415 410 Madonna is looking hot as fuck.
Posted by: faggit french


If you're into granny sex.

With a leather-ette

Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2019 04:57 PM (O2RFr)

416 378 I suppose Anna Nicole Smith found one way to beat the aging process.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 04:51 PM (ykYG2)

Die Young, Stay Pretty

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 19, 2019 04:58 PM (JgA4k)

417 I hope Allahpundit drops in occasionally to notice that threads at 6am on the weekend have more comments than Hotair gets all week.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 04:58 PM (mZ/17)

418 If you're into granny sex.

Posted by: rickb223

But what's with the Crenshaw pirate patch she's sporting - arrrrgh, matie...

Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 04:58 PM (32YRo)

419 The Corrs sisters remain, IMHO, hot.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 19, 2019 04:58 PM (JgA4k)

420 I'm not sure when it happens, but I like that I've gained an appreciation for the beauty of everyday women.

I'm in love with Sarah Sanders, I want to wake up next to her every morning. She's not the prettiest woman alive, but she's all woman and not ashamed of it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 04:58 PM (39g3+)

421 But what's with the Crenshaw pirate patch she's sporting - arrrrgh, matie...
Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 04:58 PM

To keep the gonorrhea from leaking out?

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 04:59 PM (H4VdJ)

422 She had a brief window in the 80's to early 90's she
was OK. Like a 6 pack and a couple shots, nothing to brag about. She's
fucking gross.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .

Which is why, when I give a thumbnail description of Miss Linda to people, I am careful to say, "She looks sort of like the *young* Madonna, with dark dark hair."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 04:59 PM (ClOmq)

423 3M.


Is it live or is it Memorex?

I suppose it's Memorex since there really aren't two tiny little people going at it inside my TV set.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 19, 2019 04:59 PM (HaL55)

424 Pretty sure Sarah swallows.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 19, 2019 04:59 PM (/52yu)

425 Madonna has the Yoko Ono/Valerie Bertinelli thing going on where she ruined a great creator.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:00 PM (39g3+)

426 But what's with the Crenshaw pirate patch she's sporting

Cataract surgery; she's old!

She's old to me and I'm over 29.

Posted by: Archer at June 19, 2019 05:00 PM (gmo/4)

427 I have a sex tape. Waiting for the right time to drop it. Looking at this Thanksgiving Day.

Posted by: Hope Solo at June 19, 2019 05:00 PM (xTFXi)

428 I'm in love with Sarah Sanders, I want to wake up next to her every morning. She's not the prettiest woman alive, but she's all woman and not ashamed of it.

-

Yep, that's exactly what I mean.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 05:00 PM (mZ/17)

429 Hottie Hope Hicks just finished her closed-door testimony.

I suppose CNN already got itself some leaks.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 19, 2019 05:00 PM (1g7ch)

430 Sorry about that Boulder Hobo. Jumpy computer. That's understadable think there are should be a "sex tapes I have seen" by the men discussing everything in total detail. it will get more comments than any other thread guaranteed. Maybe there's some way to tie into donations for Ace so at least he'd make a profit from it. You know men saying , "I have seen 10 sex tapes and i will donate $ 10.00 for each one" "Wel"l, (from next man) "I have sex 20 sex tapes and will donate $20.00 for each one.. "They can have a bidding war.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 05:00 PM (ivkO2)

431 -
--
Who had the best sex tape?



3M.


Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 04:57 PM

---------------------------

Stay away from the VHB.

Posted by: Dude in the ER at June 19, 2019 05:00 PM (RVcmP)

432 But what's with the Crenshaw pirate patch she's sporting - arrrrgh, matie...

She's keeping her eye out for ya'.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 19, 2019 05:00 PM (HaL55)

433 Sarah will gladly make you a sammich as long as you're appreciative. That's good for at least 4 to 5 points on the scale.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 05:01 PM (KtcMg)

434 I suppose it's Memorex since there really aren't two tiny little people going at it inside my TV set.

That'll be the Krugman / Reich pairing.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 05:01 PM (ykYG2)

435 I'm still in the "AOC has a sex tape or eight" camp and some day at least one of those videos from video chat is coming out. I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't do it semi pro for a while.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:01 PM (39g3+)

436 430-Meant that "There should be a thread...."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 05:01 PM (ivkO2)

437 Sarah will gladly make you a sammich as long as you're appreciative.

She seems like the type that would come in while you're working and bring you a sandwich out of the blue just because she knows you're tired and working hard. Maybe I'm just projecting what I'd like her to be. I just get the feeling that she's a natural mom and good woman.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:02 PM (39g3+)

438 Hey may be we could color code the comments by race of poster--then we can ignore/impugn who we want on any given day based on color---like the Washington Post?

Dem Commie Journalism!

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 19, 2019 05:02 PM (b069J)

439 That'll be the Krugman / Reich pairing.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2019 05:01 PM

LOL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:02 PM (H4VdJ)

440 3M.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 04:57 PM (PxX5

LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 05:02 PM (ivkO2)

441 Who had the best sex tape?


Croatian pop tart named Serena Vukovic.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 05:03 PM (fuK7c)

442 I'm still in the "AOC has a sex tape or eight" camp and some day at least one of those videos from video chat is coming out. I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't do it semi pro for a while

-

How dare you assume a dumbass who worked as wait staff at a restaurant as her career before last year would let someone take nekkid photos of her.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 19, 2019 05:03 PM (mZ/17)

443 Oh man, this 'Philip Lamarr Cunningham'...

I'd say "sometimes black America doesn't want in the real world" but then you have Meredith Raimundo and the cigar-store Marine and Paul Krugman.

So no, it's not racial, it's idiocial.

Posted by: JEM at June 19, 2019 05:03 PM (8erNz)

444 StarkVegas having a bad day.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:03 PM (xTFXi)

445 >>>Does WaPo actually go out and search for the stupidest editorials they can find to promote utter bullshit?

yes

Posted by: trapper's girl at June 19, 2019 05:03 PM (BQJef)

446 The RBG sex tape. I'll just leave that stinking up the room.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2019 05:04 PM (H4VdJ)

447 Thanks Bander.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 05:04 PM (xTFXi)

448 Doing RBG is pretty much necrophilia.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 19, 2019 05:04 PM (/52yu)

449 Who had the best sex tape?

3M.

Posted by: JackStraw

The "double sided" kind - good on top, good on bottom - IFKWIMAIKTYD

Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2019 05:04 PM (32YRo)

450 442 I'm still in the "AOC has a sex tape or eight" camp

Link or you suck.

Posted by: JEM at June 19, 2019 05:04 PM (8erNz)

451 @Christopher R Taylor-She's dumb as a box of rocks but she does seem to sportin world class titties. I'd like to take a gander if she has tapes/video.

Posted by: JROD at June 19, 2019 05:04 PM (j3ReE)

452 I'm in love with Sarah Sanders, I want to wake up next to her every morning. She's not the prettiest woman alive, but she's all woman and not ashamed of it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Fistbump

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 05:04 PM (sRczR)

453 The "double sided" kind - good on top, good on bottom - IFKWIMAIKTYD

Go to McMaster-Carr (http://www.mcmaster.com) - the world's best ecommerce site - and look up VHB.

Posted by: JEM at June 19, 2019 05:05 PM (8erNz)

454 nood

Posted by: lin-duh at June 19, 2019 05:05 PM (UUBmN)

455 Did President Trump say Sarah is going to run for governor?

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2019 05:05 PM (BbGew)

456 Who had the best sex tape?



Aunt Peg. Seka.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 05:06 PM (sRczR)

457
The RBG sex tape. I'll just leave that stinking up the room.



It's a series of daguerreotypes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 19, 2019 05:06 PM (HaL55)

458
She seems like the type that would come in while you're working and bring you a sandwich out of the blue just because she knows you're tired and working hard. Maybe I'm just projecting what I'd like her to be. I just get the feeling that she's a natural mom and good woman.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 05:02 PM (39g3+)
-----------
I have a good friend who has worked with her on a regular basis since she's been at the WH, who says she's about the nicest person in the world.

Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2019 05:06 PM (MVjcR)

459 Noodus: Trumpus v. Bidet

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 05:07 PM (ClOmq)

460 Das Rite!!! Michael Jackson too. SMDH white bois.

Posted by: Tyrese at June 19, 2019 05:09 PM (znRnJ)

461 Severina, not Serena

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2019 05:12 PM (fuK7c)

462 What's the connection between the two sex tapes?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation

Just one dick.

Posted by: Rick Salomon at June 19, 2019 05:12 PM (K1IUD)

463 Not worth my time to read.

What, the article or the whole Wokington Post in general?

Its more edifying to read graffiti on bathroom walls.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 19, 2019 05:15 PM (lD3vL)

464 I remember when the innocent verdict came down and we were treated to shots of rooms of ..er....our melanin enhanced brethren jumping for joy. Up until then I still harbored a faint hope that eventually we could arrive at a place of relative racial harmony.

So much for that pious hope.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at June 19, 2019 05:28 PM (TLBVO)

465 Before the murders, I believe most blacks viewed O.J. Simpson as and oreo (white on the inside) and white-woman-chasing race-traitor.

-======
But with this act he redeemed himself.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at June 19, 2019 05:34 PM (TLBVO)

466 I got into bigger beefs with the Rodney King shit.

Me: The other black dudes in the car did not get touched. Please explain.

Me: You can see him (Rodney) move towards the female cop. Please explain.


I denounce myself.

Posted by: nip at June 19, 2019 05:55 PM (DfGpI)

467 "... isn't it possible that white people are not some dehumanized group of singleminded robots, but actually evaluate people on their actions and not their skin color?"

There's no money in that.

Posted by: iowaan at June 19, 2019 05:57 PM (hgkmK)

468 "Anyone old enough to remember remembers this: By the time of the Bronco chase, suspicion that O.J. Simpson was the Butcher of Rockingham had been building for at least a month, maybe a month and a half. The evidence that came trickling out through leaks and official statements seemed to damn him more each day."

Not a month. The murders took place ca. June 12. At least that's when word of them made it over the transom. The infamous chase took place that Friday. That buildup of suspicion happened all that week.

And, as a friend of mine yelled out loud during the coverage of the chase, "END IN A SHOOTOUT, PLEASE!!! WE WILL NEVER HEAR THE END OF THIS IF IT DOESN'T!!!" And he was right.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2019 07:03 PM (mEn6y)

Real News CNN Cuts Away From Trump Rally the Moment Trump Starts Criticizing Them

Is this news or not?

Apparently it's "news" for purposes of CNN doing outrage clickbait pieces all day long, but it's not "news" when it comes to actually hearing the criticism unfiltered.

Hey, maybe they should also start censoring Trump's criticism of other ideological opponents, such as the Democratic candidates.

Enemies of the people, and I mean that literally, as Joe Biden would say.

Meanwhile, Don LeMon, who has repeatedly insisted that he is neither partisan nor anti-Trump as the New York Times (itself a leftwing agitprop shop) deems him, calls Trump Hitler, and even Chris Cuomo, another unhinged leftist, is forced to unfurl a caution flag.

Don LeMon doubles down.

So CNN features "all points of view:" those who are certain that Trump is Hitler, and those who find the theory intriguing but still have some questions about it.

Extra, extra: Photos and videos of the capacity crowd at last night's event.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:12 PM




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1 of course they did.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 19, 2019 02:12 PM (aS1PU)

2 and 1st

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 19, 2019 02:13 PM (aS1PU)

3 Oh shit does Trump know what he has done?
That means almost 10,000 people won't see his speech.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 02:13 PM (pw+jk)

4 th

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 02:13 PM (pw+jk)

5 I'd pretend to be shocked, but if I was a good enough actor to pull that off, I'd be a household name.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 19, 2019 02:14 PM (J+mig)

6 Almost 85 collective IQ points at one time on cnn.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 02:14 PM (pw+jk)

7 Don LeMoron, and not in the good way.

Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2019 02:14 PM (1CyAI)

8 Well, shit...early night for Trump.

Posted by: IC at June 19, 2019 02:14 PM (a0IVu)

9 Oh good. A CNN thread.

https://tinyurl.com/yynu997q

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 02:14 PM (ptqGC)

10

I compare Don Lemon to Hank Johnson.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2019 02:15 PM (aKsyK)

11 CNN sucks. If they stayed tuned, they would have found out.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2019 02:15 PM (t6MX/)

12 I was saying boooo-urns.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 19, 2019 02:15 PM (oZ6kz)

13 CNN sucks, it really really sucks.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at June 19, 2019 02:15 PM (0OmEj)

14 I don't watch TV so I listened to PDT on the radio.

He is a happy Warrior.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 02:15 PM (gy3TP)

15 You will be forced to watch CNN to maintain a postive social score and also pay for it with your Facebucks and ZuckerCoins.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 02:15 PM (xTFXi)

16 Oh good. A CNN thread.

https://tinyurl.com/yynu997q
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 02:14 PM (ptqGC)


Fact checkers rate that as TRUE.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 19, 2019 02:15 PM (aS1PU)

17 9 Oh good. A CNN thread.

https://tinyurl.com/yynu997q
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 02:14 PM (ptqGC)


Heh.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 02:15 PM (xjiRE)

18 The sad part is, Trump criticizes them, and then they do exactly the thing he is criticizing them for. Kind of on the nose CNN.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 19, 2019 02:15 PM (ycWCI)

19


I hate him so much!

God I love him and wish he'd bone me...

*Sobs*

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at June 19, 2019 02:16 PM (tiIqb)

20 How much does Lemon expect to be thrown in jail, on a scale from one to potato?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 19, 2019 02:16 PM (faSfa)

21 That means almost 10,000 people won't see his speech.
It's okay. Most people who watch the Nick At Night have picture-in-picture so they can do both.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 02:17 PM (Dh1wo)

22 When these CNN propagandists lose their jobs because the ratings are in the toilet and CNN files for Chapter 11, Donald should offer them all jobs at Trump Tower as a sign of his goodwill towards the mentally incompetent.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 19, 2019 02:17 PM (J9wxX)

23 Meh, that makes me shrug.

CNN political commentator Angela Rye claiming that the US concentration camps are going to lead to death camps though, that's realll special.

http://tinyurl.com/y66zp9ub

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 02:17 PM (39g3+)

24 Somewhat related: Didn't the DNC just declare that their 2020 National Convention is closed to all media except MSNBC?


It's funny that Trump is open to all media, provided you're willing to endure his insults, while the Democrats are getting more and more selective (see also: no Fox-hosted debates).

How can CNN square those two, one wonders.. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 02:17 PM (bDqIh)

25 With the likes of Vice and other Leftist bulwarks going Tango Uniform, CNN should be more careful because they are truly going the way of the Mastodons found frozen in the Siberian permafrost.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2019 02:18 PM (eR65l)

26 I somewhat doubt that CNN's dwindling viewers care. CNN themselves constantly lambaste the president for calling them "fake news" - usually in the midst of reporting fake news. They are quite a lot like petulant children, really. I'll bet next time they hold their breath until they turn blue.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2019 02:18 PM (I2dne)

27 Actually, MSDNC is trying to out-TRUMP IS A NAZI!!! CNN.


Joe Scarborough and his bimbo were full-on "Trump was like a fat, drunken Elvis last night."

Jealousy is so unbecoming in those two failures.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 02:18 PM (ptqGC)

28 And what are the ratings numbers for CNN? Weren't they pretty low? Low as in lower than whale turds - which are at the bottom of the sea?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 19, 2019 02:19 PM (N39Ws)

29 > You will be forced to watch CNN to maintain a postive social score and also pay for it with your Facebucks and ZuckerCoins.

I saw this morning that someone had submitted a pull request for Zuck's new Dunning-Krugerrand system. The proposed "patch" was replacing all of the Libra code with Bitcoin code.

Heh.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 19, 2019 02:19 PM (Vy4a0)

30 Umm, be right back...

@Breaking911 23s

BREAKING: Train Carrying Ammo, Grenades and Bombs Derails In Nevada

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2019 02:19 PM (DrqHq)

31 He is a happy Warrior."

Indeed. Dude is having the time of his life.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 02:19 PM (6qErC)

32 Somewhat related: Didn't the DNC just declare that their 2020 National Convention is closed to all media except MSNBC?

====
Yep. Talk about curtailing the media's First Amendment rights but leftists so SHUT UP!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 02:19 PM (pw+jk)

33 So an airplane disappeared into a black hole because Trump is literally Hitler? Am I reading this right?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 02:19 PM (RD7QR)

34 Remember Wolf begging for Broward County (and Brenda Snipes) to keep counting in 2016? CNN has always been part of the D machine.

Posted by: Ever at June 19, 2019 02:20 PM (ZZDMQ)

35 Lizzy, the echo chamber is getting louder and the room is getting smaller. The only want to hear themselves.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 02:20 PM (gy3TP)

36 It's a shame Don never got a taste of the real Hitler.

For perspective's sake, of course.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 19, 2019 02:20 PM (TisjL)

37
Umm, be right back...

@Breaking911 23s

BREAKING: Train Carrying Ammo, Grenades and Bombs Derails In Nevada

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2019 02:19 PM (DrqHq)


And suddenly the blog grew quiet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 02:20 PM (ptqGC)

38 > That means almost 10,000 people won't see his speech.

Now, now. There's gotta be more people than that waiting at all the various airports in the country.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 19, 2019 02:20 PM (Vy4a0)

39 I compare Don Lemon to Hank Johnson.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2019 02:15 PM (aKsyK)

Hank is stupid and queer?

Posted by: BignJames at June 19, 2019 02:20 PM (ykq7q)

40 Was the train carrying booze and blow also?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2019 02:20 PM (eR65l)

41 I'd like Brain Damaged Don Lemon to list five ways DJT is literally Hitler.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 19, 2019 02:20 PM (JgA4k)

42 When these CNN propagandists lose their jobs because the ratings are in the toilet and CNN files for Chapter 11, Donald should offer them all jobs at Trump Tower as a sign of his goodwill towards the mentally incompetent.
Posted by: Czech Chick at June 19, 2019 02:17 PM (J9wxX)
++++++++++++
I disagree. The Trump organization is a business. Businesses should make money or plan to. Hiring CNN castoffs post-bankruptcy would not be accretive to earnings.

Now, I might be able to get behind offering them jobs as tightly-supervised ditch-diggers on some frozen tundra somewhere to aid with a military project of dubious necessity or value.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2019 02:20 PM (I2dne)

43 Why won't Will Ferrell make Anchorman 3 parody of CNN?

Posted by: Throbbing Tonsil at June 19, 2019 02:21 PM (9PtLS)

44 DNC just declare that their 2020 National Convention is closed to all media except MSNBC"

State Dim convention. S. Carolina, IIRC.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 02:21 PM (6qErC)

45
Alternate poat title: Very Fake News CNN Goes Godwin Early (And Often).

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 19, 2019 02:21 PM (/whhg)

46
It's a shame Don never got a taste of the real Hitler.



For perspective's sake, of course.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 19, 2019 02:20 PM (TisjL)

====
Even Hitler wouldn't put his dick in STUPID and CRAZY.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 02:21 PM (pw+jk)

47 Alternate poat title: Very Fake News CNN Goes Godwin Early (And Often).
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 19, 2019 02:21 PM (/whhg)
+++++++++
Don Lemon went full Godwin. Never go full Godwin...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2019 02:22 PM (I2dne)

48 And suddenly the blog grew quiet.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 02:20 PM (ptqGC)


All right, I LOLed.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - throwing ammo boxes into the back of the SUV at June 19, 2019 02:22 PM (ufFY8)

49 >>She has to be smart enough to have Aced out the #4 Democrat in the House.

Police are hunting for a suspect identified as Miguelito Lovelace.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 02:22 PM (PxX58)

50
DNC just declare that their 2020 National Convention is closed to all media except MSNBC"



State Dim convention. S. Carolina, IIRC.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 02:21 PM (6qErC)


Yeah, in SC. Also closed to C-Span. Weird.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 02:22 PM (ptqGC)

51 40 Was the train carrying booze and blow also?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2019 02:20 PM (eR65l)

I do not know about that, but I heard there was a passenger car full of Busty Lesbians on their way to a convention.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 19, 2019 02:22 PM (ycWCI)

52 I Ain't got enough dough to pay the rent

Posted by: The Brian Stelter Orchestra at June 19, 2019 02:22 PM (ShKc3)

53 dafuq?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 02:23 PM (PxX58)

54
If you put LeMon's and Cuomo's IQs side by side they still wouldn't be two digits.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2019 02:23 PM (BWL+E)

55 Wait... CNN self-identifies as Busty Lesbians?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2019 02:23 PM (eR65l)

56 15 You will be forced to watch CNN to maintain a postive social score and also pay for it with your Facebucks and ZuckerCoins.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 02:15 PM (xTFXi)


The time is coming when you'll only be able to transact business at FaceBook/Amazon/Whatever using Zuckerbucks. Now THAT is social control.

30 Umm, be right back...

@Breaking911 23s

BREAKING: Train Carrying Ammo, Grenades and Bombs Derails In Nevada
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2019 02:19 PM (DrqHq)


Somebody was doing a highly realistic Russian Revolution reenactment?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 02:23 PM (RD7QR)

57 I Ain't got enough dough to pay the rent
Posted by: The Brian Stelter Orchestra at June 19, 2019 02:22 PM (ShKc3)
++++++++++++
I'm flat broke and I sure do care
So for cash I stick my tail in the air

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2019 02:23 PM (I2dne)

58 I don't think the DNC is going to be around in 20 years.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 19, 2019 02:23 PM (faSfa)

59 And suddenly the blog grew quiet.

Aw, by the time I would get there all the good stuff would be taken.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 02:24 PM (39g3+)

60 I would never compare Obama or Biden to Stalin. Stalin was smarter than both of them put together. He also had more balls than them because he exterminate people he hated instead of just wishing they could exterminate them.

But on a non snarky point, the Left actually admired Stalin and they are allowed to do so without criticism as opposed to anyone who speaks of Hilter in any manner other than pure evil.



Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 19, 2019 02:24 PM (KtcMg)

61 If you're resorting to calling somebody Hilter, you've already lost.

Posted by: Nonapod at June 19, 2019 02:24 PM (CLP9I)

62 Old news, fake news. They can't go with anything else so they recycle stupid.

Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at June 19, 2019 02:24 PM (T9rmq)

63 32 Somewhat related: Didn't the DNC just declare that their 2020 National Convention is closed to all media except MSNBC?

..

I'm going with no they didn't.

Posted by: Ha at June 19, 2019 02:24 PM (MAstk)

64
Oh my:

FTA:
"How the president feels about the Central Park Five, that can be a life or death issue for people like me," Lemon said...

OK, Don... wealthy black men in NYC media are in imminent mortal danger from DJT's opinions about a decades-old crime investigation?

The Scalp-Weasel is more powerful than I even imagined.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2019 02:24 PM (F5SpL)

65 Sad Trombones for CNN.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 02:24 PM (oVJmc)

66 We got both kinds of music - country & western!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 19, 2019 02:24 PM (hLRSq)

67 Dan Bongino invents a new meme...

The Trump Team took 500k from a Russian bank with ties to the Uranium
One deal they used two Putin allies as intelligence sources to
attack political opponents.

Just kidding, that was the Clintons.

https://twitter.com/dbongino/status/
1140307508692692992

Good examples in the replies too.

https://twitter.com/dbongino/status/
1140311679680569345

The Trump team was caught pushing corporations, that gave their
foundation millions in donations, to join a Russian technology project
that is now thought to be a Russian effort at industrial espionage.

Just kidding, that was the Clintons too.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 02:25 PM (Dh1wo)

68 Trump is so uncooth, CNN is simply protecting its viewers from having to hear racism and nazism speeches.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 02:25 PM (FiUMj)

69 When did a reporter interviewing another reporter become accepted as news?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 19, 2019 02:25 PM (1ISKN)

70 Yeah, in SC. Also closed to C-Span. Weird.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 02:22 PM (ptqGC)


The Democrat cray-cray is really getting virulent.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 02:26 PM (x7118)

71 "[Trump] is absolutely a rockstar and is heading into 2020 with a possibly even more energetic crowd than he had in 2016."

Well, yeah. He is keeping his promises, and people notice this. What a concept, huh, Dems?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 02:26 PM (ClOmq)

72 Sad Trombones for CNN.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 02:24 PM (oVJmc)

===
No.
Rusty Trombones.
Every hour of everyday.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 02:26 PM (pw+jk)

73 12
I was saying boooo-urns.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 19, 2019 02:15 PM (oZ6kz)

heh

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2019 02:26 PM (t6MX/)

74 Oregon Muse

Mental Ebola -> MeBola

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2019 02:26 PM (eR65l)

75 Apparently these idiots think all Hitler did was make Jews feel bad.
(He did a bit more than that, idiots. Way to downplay actual atrocities, you weak bitches.)

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 02:27 PM (oVJmc)

76 USA Today/Suffolk poll
Trump approval 49%, disapproval 48%
I can't remember another poll besides Rasmussen that has ever had a net positive approval for Trump.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 19, 2019 02:27 PM (xPl2J)

77 " Somewhat related: Didn't the DNC just declare that their 2020 National Convention is closed to all media except MSNBC?"

IIRC that was just the South Carolina Democrats that did that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 19, 2019 02:27 PM (hLRSq)

78 Don LeMon is the worst medias hack working today.

Which is like being the stinkiest piece of sh!t in the pile.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 19, 2019 02:27 PM (O8WFE)

79
"How the president feels about the Central Park Five, that can be a life or death issue for people like me," Lemon said...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

======

I wish Cuomo had told him to get over himself on live t.v.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2019 02:27 PM (M9ntN)

80 Dem candidates are starting the pile-on of Sleepy Joe for mentioning that segregationist Senators actually got things done or something to that effect.

Ole Joe is not going to make it to the finish line. He's their version of Jeb!

Posted by: WisRich at June 19, 2019 02:28 PM (G0vdT)

81 And suddenly the blog grew quiet.

Aw, by the time I would get there all the good stuff would be taken.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 02:24 PM (39g3+)

Not if you have Ace's time machine...

Posted by: browndog at June 19, 2019 02:28 PM (bGMOs)

82 Don Lemon probably does spend a lot of time in the park.

Giving BJ's to strangers.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 19, 2019 02:28 PM (1ISKN)

83 Was the train carrying booze and blow also?"

Newer reports say "ammonium nitrate". One idiot journalist (redundant, I know) calls that "an explosive"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 02:29 PM (6qErC)

84
Apparently these idiots think all Hitler did was make Jews feel bad.
(He did a bit more than that, idiots. Way to downplay actual atrocities, you weak bitches.)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

======

He put them in concentration camps, where they were forced to think real hard.

Posted by: AOC at June 19, 2019 02:29 PM (M9ntN)

85 For the uninitiated: Dan Bongino's podcasts are mos def Moron-worthy.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 19, 2019 02:29 PM (O8WFE)

86 80 Dem candidates are starting the pile-on of Sleepy Joe for mentioning that segregationist Senators actually got things done or something to that effect.

Ole Joe is not going to make it to the finish line. He's their version of Jeb!
Posted by: WisRich at June 19, 2019 02:28 PM (G0vdT)

He just wandered off script so he could give that cute little girl a hug. For encouragement, you know.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 02:29 PM (RD7QR)

87 Oh Donniepoo, I just got my ass waxed.

Posted by: Brian Stetler at June 19, 2019 02:29 PM (pw+jk)

88 When did a reporter interviewing another reporter become accepted as news?[/b[
When they started interviewing themselves in front of the mirror as "an unnamed source close to the action says...".

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 02:29 PM (Dh1wo)

89
CNN does have a wide variety of voices on air, everything from socialism to communism to Maoism to Stalinism.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 02:29 PM (FiUMj)

90
Ole Joe is not going to make it to the finish line. He's their version of Jeb!
Posted by: WisRich

======

He just may make it. Dems don't have a Trump.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2019 02:30 PM (M9ntN)

91 Why do I feel like CNN needs to watch some CNN before commenting on what CNN is or isn't?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 02:30 PM (VPvxh)

92 Lasciatemi cantare!

Posted by: Regular Il Donaldo Trmpani at June 19, 2019 02:30 PM (6/uwW)

93 84
Apparently these idiots think all Hitler did was make Jews feel bad.
(He did a bit more than that, idiots. Way to downplay actual atrocities, you weak bitches.)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

======

He put them in concentration camps, where they were forced to think real hard.
Posted by: AOC at June 19, 2019 02:29 PM (M9ntN)

Laughing and laughing. And you can just see her furrowed brow as she says that.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 02:30 PM (RD7QR)

94 When did a reporter interviewing another reporter become accepted as news?"

Right after "And there was light"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 02:30 PM (6qErC)

95 So who is CNN's in-house Trotskyite?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2019 02:30 PM (eR65l)

96 Who are the Central Park 5? I want to say a Motown Band from the 60s? But I will guess a group of 5 thugs who got hassled by da popo?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 02:30 PM (FiUMj)

97 The Trump team was caught pushing corporations, that gave their
foundation millions in donations, to join a Russian technology project
that is now thought to be a Russian effort at industrial espionage.

Just kidding, that was the Clintons too.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 02:25 PM (Dh1wo)
+++++++++++
Trump's spouse gave a speech that pulled in a half million bucks from a foreign corporation with ties to its government while Trump was using his position in the US government to help negotiate a deal for one of the foreign
country's state-owned corporations to take over significant amounts of US uranium reserves and production.

Just kidding. That one was the Clinton's.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2019 02:30 PM (I2dne)

98 When did a reporter interviewing another reporter become accepted as news?

Yeah Fox, MSNBC, CNBC, they all do it

An event happened. Here's a reporter from us to talk to us about what happened. That's news.

An event happened. Here's an analyst that works for us to tell us what they think about it. That is not news.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 02:31 PM (39g3+)

99 Heh. Someone posted this on Bongino's twitter feed:

https://tinyurl.com/y3vmhwck

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 02:31 PM (ptqGC)

100

Curious George just stole fresh baked rolls and fruit from a French chef on a train and gave them to a blue elephant.

Don't recall buying acid, but gotta get more...

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at June 19, 2019 02:31 PM (tiIqb)

101 Look, can we at least agree that if you are comparing anyone to Hitler, especially any American politician, you are by definition a complete hack?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 02:31 PM (VPvxh)

102 The Central Park 5 were part of a larger wilding gang who attacked a female jogger.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2019 02:32 PM (eR65l)

103 Trump's Mob Name is a no-brainer: Donnie Two-Scoops.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 19, 2019 02:32 PM (O8WFE)

104 88
When did a reporter interviewing another reporter become accepted as news?[/b[
When they started interviewing themselves in front of the mirror as "an unnamed source close to the action says...".


Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 02:29 PM (Dh1wo)

Around the same time they report on people's tweets or FB comments about a topic they are covering.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 19, 2019 02:32 PM (N39Ws)

105 I would like exactly one night of a very specific version of "The Purge".
Not for any of us to do anything, but for Trump to become everything they claim he is. All I want is one night of that. That's all it would take.

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 02:32 PM (dJUGy)

106 Trump's Mob Name is a no-brainer: Donnie Two-Scoops.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 19, 2019 02:32 PM (O8WFE)
+++++++++++++
Or just "Don" ...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2019 02:32 PM (I2dne)

107 Millions of Jews fled **TO** Germany, just like our illegals, right? I think I remember reading that on AOC's blog.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 02:32 PM (FiUMj)

108 Ole Joe is not going to make it to the finish line. He's their version of Jeb!

I think he's more their version of Fred Thompson. Not enough energy to make it past a month or two.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 02:32 PM (39g3+)

109 In fact, "this is just like that" comparisons are almost always hackish.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 02:32 PM (VPvxh)

110 I don't know which nic for Chris Cuomo is my favorite:

Fredo Cuomo or Cuomo the Lesser

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 02:32 PM (ptqGC)

111 Or just "Don" ...

THE Don, LOL!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 19, 2019 02:33 PM (O8WFE)

112 To be fair to CNN, I don't think they cut away because Trump started to criticize them.

They cut away because the crowd started chanting "CNN SUCK!!! CNN SUCKS!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 02:33 PM (Kpl3J)

113 Crowd sizes are difficult to estimate. I would say the arena had at least 1000, a large part just the media there to cover. Meanwhile some would say the protest rally may have had upwards of 100,000, unfortunately there were no good overhead shots of the crowd, so we just have to take the word of attendees.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 02:33 PM (dNzKv)

114 > Dem candidates are starting the pile-on of Sleepy Joe for mentioning that segregationist Senators actually got things done or something to that effect.

Yeah, the chum has officially been dumped in the water of the combination Clown Car/Shark Tank and the feeding frenzy has begun.

Anyone seen as the front runner from now on is going to be mauled from every side. Sandhead, LizardBreath Warren, Kameltoe... doesn't matter. Whoever it is will be going down.

They may wind up with a Buttjiggy or an O'Cuck by default, because everyone else has been savaged to death.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 19, 2019 02:33 PM (Vy4a0)

115 A public safety alert from the Elko City and County Public Safety Department posted on Twitter said that the train derailed around 10:20 a.m. on Wednesday.
The train was carrying bombs, ammonium nitrate, and grenades.

Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2019 02:33 PM (QkjLD)

116 And can we at least agree, that if Jim Acosta is your star reporter, your standards are pretty low for the words "star" and "reporter"?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 02:33 PM (VPvxh)

117 fags. freak flag, etc. whateverthefuck. bicycle boy news.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 19, 2019 02:33 PM (KP5rU)

118 The Democrat cray-cray is really getting virulent.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 19, 2019 02:26 PM (x711

C-span is not amused...

@MegKinnardAP

On future @SCDP events, @CSPAN's @SteveScully said:

"We will not be covering, absolutely not, and I also told them in no uncertain terms you better think long and hard before you reach out to us to cover something else. We'll deal with 49 other state Democratic Parties."

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 02:33 PM (cF8AT)

119 This : http://tinyurl.com/y3tmxamj
Vs This: http://tinyurl.com/y4s4umb6

Lol.. Get F***ed Dems!

Posted by: catman at June 19, 2019 02:33 PM (4HMlb)

120 Oh man, the Twitter comment pass off as news gets me all kinds of fired up.

I wish some guest would say, "I don't care about some shit you saw on Twitter."

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 19, 2019 02:33 PM (1ISKN)

121 102 The Central Park 5 were part of a larger wilding gang who attacked a female jogger.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2019 02:32 PM (eR65l)

____

1. By female what do you mean?

2. Was the "female" an evil white "woman"?

3. Were the 5 criminals turning their lives around and about to get accepted to college on a scholarship?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 02:34 PM (FiUMj)

122 That Central Park 5 thing is one of the most New York takes ever. It happened decades ago and only New Yorkers cared or even remember, but they're treating it like it was the Hindenburg.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 02:34 PM (39g3+)

123 If a reporter decided to report real news, THAT would itself be news.

How much news could a news reporter report if a news reporter could report news?

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 02:34 PM (dJUGy)

124
Cuomo the Lesser
Posted by: Jane D'oh

=====

That one gets my vote.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2019 02:34 PM (M9ntN)

125 Don Lemon is insane. He really is completely insane. He suffers from delusions, ranting about the Central Park Five and somehow connecting those thugs to the President, and then somehow getting from there to Hitler.


Then, he explicitly calls for the silencing of Republicans, and Trump especially, and by "silencing" we think he means, well, you know....


BTW, I have 29 psychiatrists who will back me on this one.

Posted by: Dr. Bandy "Legs" Lee, Yale Medical School at June 19, 2019 02:34 PM (LISuA)

126 The Hindenburg was Trump's fault too.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 19, 2019 02:34 PM (1ISKN)

127 The best documentaries are those that don't take a position on the subject, where the subjects do all the talking, there are no title cards and voiceovers telling you what to think.

Isn't news just a documentary of current events?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 02:34 PM (VPvxh)

128 If the Central Park Five comment was a serious request, or just snark, there's an answer hotlinked in my sock.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 02:35 PM (Dh1wo)

129 LeMon is basically George Takei with a news platform.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 19, 2019 02:35 PM (O8WFE)

130 Who would win in a battle of wits between Lemon Head and Donkey Chompers?

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 19, 2019 02:35 PM (88+cf)

131 I wish some guest would say, "I don't care about some shit you saw on Twitter."

Yeah. "When you asked me to appear here I was led to understand this was a news organization"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 02:35 PM (39g3+)

132 When did a reporter interviewing another reporter become accepted as news?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 19, 2019 02:25 PM (1ISKN)
----------
I swear I remember seeing Acosta behind a podium after he got reinstated to the WH pool. Beyond bizarre.

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 19, 2019 02:35 PM (Xvo1a)

133 > When did a reporter interviewing another reporter become accepted as news?

That's even worse than the thing where they go on the air after the President (any President) has given a speech and they start telling us what the President said.

I just watched the speech, you fucking idiots! I don't need you to "interpret" it for me.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 19, 2019 02:35 PM (Vy4a0)

134 He just wandered off script so he could give that cute little girl a hug. For encouragement, you know.

It was not a hard-on!

Posted by: Pawin' Uncle Joe at June 19, 2019 02:35 PM (BFizn)

135 Donny Two Scoops? Make that Padrino if you please. And even if your fuckin don't. YouknowhatImean?

Posted by: Regular Il Donaldo Trmpani at June 19, 2019 02:35 PM (6/uwW)

136 "Hotlinked in my sock" sounds dirty.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 19, 2019 02:35 PM (1ISKN)

137 Oh man, the Twitter comment pass off as news gets me all kinds of fired up.
--------

It encourages their mental patients to keep tweeting because their next sick burn could be the one that gets in some news article.

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 02:36 PM (dJUGy)

138 LeMon would go Nazi.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 02:36 PM (oVJmc)

139 FLORIDA
2020 GE:

Joe Biden 47%
Donald Trump 47%

@StPetePolls
6/15-16

Posted by: Ha at June 19, 2019 02:36 PM (MAstk)

140 Yeah, the chum has officially been dumped in the water of the combination Clown Car/Shark Tank and the feeding frenzy has begun.

Anyone seen as the front runner from now on is going to be mauled from every side. Sandhead, LizardBreath Warren, ... doesn't matter. Whoever it is will be going down.



Don't forget about me!

Posted by: The lowest crab in the bucket at June 19, 2019 02:36 PM (wW03z)

141
To be fair to CNN, I don't think they cut away because Trump started to criticize them.



They cut away because the crowd started chanting "CNN SUCK!!! CNN SUCKS!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 02:33 PM (Kpl3J)

=======================
CNN can't handle the truth.

Posted by: mrp at June 19, 2019 02:36 PM (Pqytn)

142 102 The Central Park 5 were part of a larger wilding gang who attacked a female jogger.


Well, hey, it's not like she got killed or something. And an offical of the US government told me Trump kills people every day in his Concentration Camps.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 02:36 PM (LISuA)

143 BREAKING: Train Carrying Ammo, Grenades and Bombs Derails In Nevada
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2019 02:19 PM (DrqHq)

And suddenly the blog grew quiet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 02:20 PM (ptqGC)

A fire broke out, but suddenly Leslie Nielson stepped in front of everyone and said "Nothing to see here, folks, Move Along! Nothing to See Here!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 02:37 PM (Kpl3J)

144 106 Trump's Mob Name is a no-brainer: Donnie Two-Scoops.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 19, 2019 02:32 PM (O8WFE)
+++++++++++++
Or just "Don" ...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2019 02:32 PM (I2dne)

Don Don of course!

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 02:37 PM (NgKpN)

145 CNN - when lots of people say bad things about you, does it ever occur to you to at least momentarily reflect on their criticisms, and perhaps make minor adjustments to your behavior?

Of do you just decide to double down?

And if the choice is always double down, do whatever people don't like even harder, why are your surprised your ratings are in the toilet?

At some point it isn't about right and wrong, it is about listening to the people you supposedly serve. they are telling you, in every way it is possible to tell you, to behave differently.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 02:37 PM (VPvxh)

146 Who would win in a battle of wits between Lemon Head and Donkey Chompers?

The tie-breaker would be signing your name to correctly to pick up those 200 SAT points.

Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2019 02:37 PM (xSo9G)

147 I don't know which nic for Chris Cuomo is my favorite:

Fredo Cuomo or Cuomo the Lesser


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 02:32 PM (ptqGC)


If you have to ask "Who's the Fredo?" you're probably drooling on your self.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 19, 2019 02:37 PM (hLRSq)

148 101
Look, can we at least agree that if you are comparing anyone to Hitler,
especially any American politician, you are by definition a complete
hack?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 02:31 PM (VPvxh)

Was there any question?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2019 02:38 PM (t6MX/)

149 139 FLORIDA
2020 GE:

Joe Biden 47%
Donald Trump 47%

@StPetePolls
6/15-16
Posted by: Ha at June 19, 2019 02:36 PM (MAstk)

____

Aug 8, 2016

Hillary Clinton leads Donald Trump in Georgia, according to a new poll, the second recent survey showing her ahead in the state, which hasn't voted for a Democratic presidential candidate since 1992. Clinton leads Trump by 7 points, 44 to 37 percent, in the JMC Analytics poll released Monday.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 02:38 PM (FiUMj)

150 i wonder if that train was on its way to Hawthorne NV?

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2019 02:38 PM (5b0DA)

151 > Don't forget about me!
> Posted by: The lowest crab in the bucket

I forget. Are you Eric Swallowswell or Andrew UpTheYingYang?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 19, 2019 02:39 PM (Vy4a0)

152 130 Who would win in a battle of wits between Lemon Head and Donkey Chompers?
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 19, 2019 02:35 PM (88+cf)

Both sides would have to forfeit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 02:39 PM (Kpl3J)

153 Since in a previous thread we discussed the eating habits of crabs, it does sum up politics doesn't it?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2019 02:39 PM (eR65l)

154 Regarding the last story: isn't AOC "lying" unless NSA and ICE call the camps "concentration camps".

And if the head of the NSA says "I wouldn't use that word" it's just NOT, right?

Stop your lying, Alexandria!

We only use the terms that are accepted by the bureaucrats to describe their behavior these days!!!

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 02:39 PM (DuZls)

155 25
With the likes of Vice and other Leftist bulwarks going Tango Uniform,
CNN should be more careful because they are truly going the way of the
Mastodons found frozen in the Siberian permafrost.


Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .

Hey! Mastodons were pretty darn successful for, what, a million years? CNN has only been around for < 30 years. Kind of unfair to compare the shaggy beasts to the Clinton News Network.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 02:39 PM (ClOmq)

156 BREAKING: Train Carrying Ammo, Grenades and Bombs Derails In Nevada

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2019 02:19 PM (DrqHq)

Oh boy is this great!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2019 02:39 PM (t6MX/)

157 Why won't Will Ferrell make Anchorman 3 parody of CNN?
Posted by: Throbbing Tonsil at June 19, 2019 02:21 PM (9PtLS)



Because he's a liberal douchebag

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2019 02:39 PM (OLCnA)

158 130 Who would win in a battle of wits between Lemon Head and Donkey Chompers?
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 19, 2019 02:35 PM (88+cf)


I don't know, but there would be a lot of casualties.

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 02:39 PM (xjiRE)

159 Fed leaves interest rates unchanged, signals no cuts in 2019

Posted by: Ha at June 19, 2019 02:39 PM (MAstk)

160 126 The Hindenburg was Trump's fault too.


Pangaea was a thing until Trump came along.

Posted by: pep at June 19, 2019 02:39 PM (wW03z)

161 Cuomo the Lesser
Posted by: Jane D'oh

=====

That one gets my vote.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2019 02:34 PM (M9ntN)


Wait...

That would mean there is such a thing a Cuomo the Greater...

Nah.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 19, 2019 02:40 PM (aS1PU)

162 BREAKING: Train Carrying Ammo, Grenades and Bombs Derails In Nevada

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2019 02:19 PM (DrqHq)


And, like a giant canoe accident, everything was mysteriously lost to the waves. The sand waves of the desert. Which can carry grenades away soooo fast.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 02:40 PM (LISuA)

163 Umm, be right back...

@Breaking911 23s

BREAKING: Train Carrying Ammo, Grenades and Bombs Derails In Nevada
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Fuck! There goes my order. Thank God for purchase insurance.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 02:40 PM (sRczR)

164 The train was carrying bombs, ammonium nitrate, and grenades."

Send Lawyers, Guns, and Money....

The shiite has hit the fan.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 02:40 PM (6qErC)

165 2016....Good Times!!

"The poll released Friday shows Clinton at 44 percent and Trump at 40 percent in a head-to-head matchup, within the poll's margin of error. It is the latest showing a close race between the two candidates in Georgia, a state that has voted for the GOP nominee since 1996."

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 02:40 PM (FiUMj)

166 Look, can we at least agree that if you are comparing anyone to Hitler, especially any American politician, you are by definition a complete hack?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 19, 2019 02:31 PM (VPvxh)
---
Sounds like a distinction that only one side has any hope of holding to.

So, no.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 02:40 PM (DuZls)

167 138 LeMon would go Nazi.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 02:36 PM (oVJmc)

The Gay Nazis were the Best Nazis.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 02:40 PM (Kpl3J)

168 Who would win in a battle of wits between Lemon Head and Donkey Chompers?

Oh, you said 'wits'...

Posted by: AOC at June 19, 2019 02:41 PM (xSo9G)

169 159
Fed leaves interest rates unchanged, signals no cuts in 2019
============

And, with their desperate attempt to bring on a recession, the Fed votes Democrat in the 2020 election.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 02:41 PM (LISuA)

170 and ammonium nitrate can explode (see a certain Texas port), but you have to w*rk at it.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2019 02:41 PM (5b0DA)

171 AOC says she'll never apologize for her comments. Hmm. Maybe you can learn something from an idiot.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 19, 2019 02:41 PM (H8QX8)

172 remember, but they're treating it like it was the Hindenburg.Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 02:34 PM (39g3+)
--------

It WAS the Hindenburg. She was raped repeatedly and beaten beyond recognition for the crime of being white. It was sick. They should have all got the chair. Their friends too.

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 02:41 PM (dJUGy)

173 > That would mean there is such a thing a Cuomo the Greater...

Well, one of them is apparently nailing that drunken slut "chef" from one of the food channels, so he's presumably at least having sex.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 19, 2019 02:41 PM (Vy4a0)

174 What gets me is that the New York left's beef with Trump on the Central Park five thing is that he trusted the news to tell him the truth about what happened and reacted to that.

And they're criticizing him for that now???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 02:41 PM (39g3+)

175 130 Who would win in a battle of wits between Lemon Head and Donkey Chompers?
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 19, 2019 02:35 PM (88+cf)

Whoever had the popcorn concession.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 02:41 PM (RD7QR)

176 Has Trump ever accounted for his whereabouts on Nov 22, 1963? We're just asking questions.
- Don LeMon & Cuomo The Lesser

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 02:42 PM (FiUMj)

177 The Gay Nazis were the Best Nazis.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 02:40 PM (Kpl3J)
---
i.e. the SS.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 02:42 PM (DuZls)

178 136
"Hotlinked in my sock" sounds dirty.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 19, 2019 02:35 PM (1ISKN)
Like when you are getting dressed in the morning and putting socks on when you have that shocking revelation that the sock you just put on was "THAT" sock.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 19, 2019 02:42 PM (N39Ws)

179 and ammonium nitrate can explode (see a certain Texas port), "

Indeed. I'm gonna guess that said train was carrying fertilizer... "gunz" "bombz" n' stuff will turn out to be vaporware.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 02:42 PM (6qErC)

180 163 Umm, be right back...

@Breaking911 23s

BREAKING: Train Carrying Ammo, Grenades and Bombs Derails In Nevada
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Fuck! There goes my order. Thank God for purchase insurance.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 02:40 PM (sRczR)

But High Speed Rail is totes Safe!

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 02:43 PM (NgKpN)

181 Has Trump ever accounted for his whereabouts on Nov 22, 1963? We're just asking questions.
- Don LeMon & Cuomo The Lesser
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 02:42 PM (FiUMj)


He was tailing Ted Cruz' father.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 19, 2019 02:43 PM (aS1PU)

182 Why won't Will Ferrell make Anchorman 3 parody of CNN?
Posted by: Throbbing Tonsil at June 19, 2019 02:21 PM (9PtLS)



Because he's a liberal douchebag
Posted by: TheQuietMan


Aka, professional courtesy.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 02:43 PM (sRczR)

183 170
and ammonium nitrate can explode (see a certain Texas port), but you have to w*rk at it.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2019 02:41 PM (5b0DA)
Not really.

Posted by: Timothy McVeigh at June 19, 2019 02:43 PM (N39Ws)

184 167 138 LeMon would go Nazi.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 02:36 PM (oVJmc)

The Gay Nazis were the Best Nazis.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 02:40 PM (Kpl3J)

----------------------------

Zorro, The Gay Blade was the best Zorro, fwiw.

Posted by: cornbred at June 19, 2019 02:44 PM (puPAX)

185 It WAS the Hindenburg. She was raped repeatedly and beaten beyond recognition for the crime of being white. It was sick. They should have all got the chair. Their friends too.

I'm not saying it wasn't an evil act, I'm saying it was one in a long litany of evil acts over the years that happened decades ago and nobody remembers it but New Yorkers, and them only vaguely. But they act like it was a central, key historical moment everyone knows about and instantly recognizes from the name, and that's just not the case. Just because it was big in your neighborhood doesn't mean it was everywhere, New York.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 02:44 PM (39g3+)

186 Dang, that's too far to drive - out in the open, too, so not much chance of harvesting any goodies. Wonder if it was going to pass through Hawthorne - not sure how much ordnance still goes there, except for demilitarization. They still have the bunkers/facilities, though, in abundance.



Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2019 02:44 PM (QDnY+)

187 BREAKING: Train Carrying Ammo, Grenades and Bombs Derails In Nevada

High-speedexplosive rail!

Posted by: Joey Choo-Choo! at June 19, 2019 02:44 PM (oVJmc)

188 >>and ammonium nitrate can explode (see a certain Texas port), but you have to w*rk at it.

The Hezbollah plot that was uncovered in the UK in 2015 but not announced until the other day turned up 3 tons of ammonia nitrate that was to be used for bombs.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 02:44 PM (PxX58)

189 Clinton leads Trump by 7 points, 44 to 37 percent, in the JMC Analytics poll released Monday.Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 02:38 PM (FiUMj)

Oooooh. "Analytics".

Sounds serious.

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 02:44 PM (dJUGy)

190 Aka, professional courtesy.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 02:43 PM (sRczR)
---
Loyalty to The Party.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 02:44 PM (DuZls)

191 Fuck! There goes my order. Thank God for purchase insurance.
Posted by: rickb223


You bought an entire train full of ammo? Dude!

Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2019 02:44 PM (xSo9G)

192 BREAKING: Train Carrying Ammo, Grenades and Bombs Derails In Nevada
>>
Did we get an address for this? I'll bring boxes.

Posted by: FrodoB at June 19, 2019 02:45 PM (9753m)

193 Ammonium nitrate does seem like an odd thing to be shipped with ordnance and ammo.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2019 02:45 PM (QDnY+)

194 This just in, Asspack polling has Everyone But Trump in the lead for the 2020 election.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 02:45 PM (37IEG)

195 14 I don't watch TV so I listened to PDT on the radio.

He is a happy Warrior.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 19, 2019 02:15 PM (gy3TP)


Me either, but his speeches are covered live on Youtube, carried by inter alia Fox News.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 02:45 PM (c/0Nr)

196 The Central Park 5 - a big cause celebre in NYC that involved crime and race relations, and one that no one outside of NYC ever heard about or cared about.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 02:46 PM (Kpl3J)

197 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 02:44 PM (39g3+)

I'm not saying you're wrong but if the races were reversed, it would already be five movies, 80 Jeopardy questions, and a landmark Supreme Court case. Not a "local crime story".

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 02:47 PM (dJUGy)

198 Ammonium nitrate does seem like an odd thing to be shipped with ordnance and ammo."

No kidding. Go BOOM!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 02:47 PM (6qErC)

199 Bernie is not going to like this! More choice for the consumer.

https://on.wsj.com/2XYQAHX

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 02:47 PM (+y/Ru)

200 "Ammonium"? Where'd I get that? Plenty of covfefe, hmmm. Probably overcome by the ollalieberry pie. And fresh strawberries we picked up near Watsonville.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2019 02:47 PM (QDnY+)

201 192
BREAKING: Train Carrying Ammo, Grenades and Bombs Derails In Nevada
>>
Did we get an address for this? I'll bring boxes.


Posted by: FrodoB at June 19, 2019 02:45 PM (9753m)

I'll stop by Seattle and fetch some load-bearing hobos.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2019 02:48 PM (t6MX/)

202 For a professional talker, Don LeMon sure sucks at talking cogently.

Posted by: Steve "Bofa" D'Snutz at June 19, 2019 02:48 PM (nOkDu)

203 I am beyond done with all the Hitler/Nazi bullshit.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 19, 2019 02:48 PM (sm6Pk)

204 They lost a truck full of amyl nitrate? OH THE HUMANITY!!!!

Posted by: Shep at June 19, 2019 02:48 PM (dJUGy)

205 Quick book review.

Friend loaned me The Bridgebusters: The True Story of the Catch-22 Bomb Wing by Thomas McKelvey Cleaver.

Positives:
1. You get to see what was really going on that inspired Joseph Heller's novel.
2. Low opinion of Mark Clark? It will sink lower.
3. Get into the lives of the men who flew and kept the planes flying.

The negatives:
1. Lucian K. Truscott IV gives an introduction.
2. His writing about an incident that resulted in the awarding of the Soldier's Medal could be cleaned up. I think he meant the men thought the guys should have gotten a Bronze Star.
3. Typo in sources. Edwin P. Hoyt is listed as Edwin A. Hoyt.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2019 02:49 PM (eR65l)

206 "Don't be shtupid, be a shmarty!
Come and join the Nazi Party!"


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 02:49 PM (ClOmq)

207 Drunken tv chef slut.. which one?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2019 02:49 PM (VJaUa)

208 191
Fuck! There goes my order. Thank God for purchase insurance.

Posted by: rickb223



You bought an entire train full of ammo? Dude!

Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2019 02:44 PM (xSo9G)

Let's get our stash back from PA and head to the MoMe!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2019 02:49 PM (t6MX/)

209 For a professional talker, Don LeMon sure sucks at talking cogently.
To be fair his mouth is usually full.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 19, 2019 02:49 PM (Dh1wo)

210 New Poll: Monmouth

Biden 32%
Warren 15%
Sanders 14%

Sanders continues to fade. He's going to have to hit Sleepy Joe hard if he's going to remain viable.

Posted by: WisRich at June 19, 2019 02:49 PM (G0vdT)

211 Somewhat related: Didn't the DNC just declare that their 2020 National Convention is closed to all media except MSNBC?

Great! Only preach to the faithful.

Or are the Reds concerned that their convention is going to turn into a barroom brawl?

Of course, the real action will be outside, if antifa shows up and is unhappy with the nominee, which is pretty likely. Then it's Chicago 1968 all over again.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 02:49 PM (c/0Nr)

212 How do complete idiots like Lemon get high paying jobs as commentators?
Honestly, it baffles me. I doubt he's ever had an intelligent thought.
If Lemon and AOC ever bumped heads it would sound like a gong.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 19, 2019 02:49 PM (JgA4k)

213 Everybody knows that Trump can't stand the complete partisan, lying smear merchants of CNN so what is the point of interrupting him? Their feelz were hurt?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 02:50 PM (ivkO2)

214 207
Drunken tv chef slut.. which one?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .

Dunno about drunken or slut, but Nigella Lawson is great to watch.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 02:50 PM (ClOmq)

215 Sanders continues to fade. He's going to have to hit Sleepy Joe hard if he's going to remain viable.

Posted by: WisRich at June 19, 2019 02:49 PM (G0vdT)


' ... and that's when the food fight started, officer."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 02:50 PM (c/0Nr)

216 By this time in Hitler's rule, he had banned unions and strikes, taken legislative power away from the Reichstag, staged the Reichstag fire, banned the Communist Party, carried out the night of the long knives, and declared a one-party state.

Trump is a poor Hitler, Mr. Lemon. But facts, etc....

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 19, 2019 02:50 PM (Boy/L)

217 h good. A CNN thread.

https://tinyurl.com/yynu997q
Posted by: Jane D'oh a

Oh God, I almost spit my tea out! Hilarious because it's true.

Posted by: Cheri at June 19, 2019 02:51 PM (oiNtH)

218 "it's unclear if any of the cars that derailed were carrying hazardous materials"

on a train carrying "grenades and bombs".

Bombs. That's a nice generic word isn't it?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 02:51 PM (37IEG)

219 Never go full-Behar:

https://tinyurl.com/yxfzfy4k

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 02:51 PM (ptqGC)

220 Dunno about drunken or slut, but Nigella Lawson is great to watch.


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 02:50 PM (ClOmq)

Watch, fondle, motorboat.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2019 02:51 PM (t6MX/)

221 "Any partisanship that I may have possessed was swallowed by a black ho!" -- #DrunkDonLeMon

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at June 19, 2019 02:51 PM (5RLXo)

222 Anna, doubt my view of Clark could get lower. But I haven't yet read through the stack of Italian campaign books that awaits me. And I'll add that title to the list.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2019 02:51 PM (QDnY+)

223 I haven't read the comments, as is my wont, but has anybody mentioned that CNN is not acting like a news organization but as a partisan arm of the Democrat Party and as such shouldn't some sanctions be brought against them for making un-reported campaign contributions. It is fine if they want to be shills for one and only one political party, but if so then they must report themselves as such. Failure to do so should be a crime.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 19, 2019 02:51 PM (c3RnB)

224 Sanders and Bidet fighting?

The two old guys in the balcony of The Muppet Show.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2019 02:51 PM (eR65l)

225 Has any of these clowns ever tried to define what "democratic socialism" is? More to the point, has any TV talking head ever asked?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 02:51 PM (ClOmq)

226 He bangs Nigella.


Sad.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2019 02:52 PM (VJaUa)

227
Of course, the real action will be outside, if antifa shows
up and is unhappy with the nominee, which is pretty likely. Then it's
Chicago 1968 all over again.


That's when Antifa finds out what happened to Mao's Red Guards.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 02:52 PM (oVJmc)

228 Of course, the real action will be outside, if antifa shows up and is unhappy with the nominee, which is pretty likely. Then it's Chicago 1968 all over again.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



Oh to be outside spreading rumors.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 02:52 PM (sRczR)

229 210 New Poll: Monmouth

Biden 32%
Warren 15%
Sanders 14%

Sanders continues to fade. He's going to have to hit Sleepy Joe hard if he's going to remain viable.

Posted by: WisRich at June 19, 2019 02:49 PM (G0vdT)

He'll call Joe a whippersnapper a couple times. That always does the trick.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 02:53 PM (RD7QR)

230 Between LeMon, Cuomo the smaller, Crazy Joe and Chiquita Khrushchev - There isn't enough bio-electricity to run a potato clock.

Posted by: Archer at June 19, 2019 02:53 PM (gmo/4)

231 Drunken tv chef slut.. which one?



Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2019


That would be Sandra Lee. She actually suggested that "some people" de-beard mussels before they cook them.


There are a zillion YouTube videos of her idiocy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 02:53 PM (ptqGC)

232 @jsolomonReports 3 minutes ago

There is now compelling evidence the two main documents the FBI used to justify investigating the Trump campaign, the Manafort ledger and the Steele dossier, were suspect and contained inaccurate information. And the FBI was warned.

https://tinyurl.com/y6ddq8ep

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 02:53 PM (cF8AT)

233 Hoyt's book is called Backwater War: The Allied Campaign in Italy, 1943-1945. 2006. Stackpole.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2019 02:53 PM (eR65l)

234 And we all thought 1968 was "a year like no other." Seems to me, from what I remember of those days, they were a English tea party at the vicarage compared to what we can expect in 2020.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 02:54 PM (ClOmq)

235 It is fine if they want to be shills for one and only one political party, but if so then they must report themselves as such. Failure to do so should be a crime.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 19, 2019 02:51 PM (c3RnB)

In Kind Campaign Contributions.

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 02:54 PM (NgKpN)

236 Did we get an address for this? I'll bring boxes.




Posted by: FrodoB at June 19, 2019 02:45 PM (9753m)

I'll stop by Seattle and fetch some load-bearing hobos.

That's forward thinking!

Posted by: FrodoB at June 19, 2019 02:54 PM (9753m)

237 That would be Sandra Lee. She actually suggested that "some people" de-beard mussels before they cook them.



De-beard the bearded clam?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 02:54 PM (sRczR)

238 Not Nigella, but Sandra.

Got it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2019 02:54 PM (VJaUa)

239 225 Has any of these clowns ever tried to define what "democratic socialism" is? More to the point, has any TV talking head ever asked?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 02:51 PM (ClOmq)

It's where the Politburo votes frequently and the people vote once. Forever.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 02:54 PM (RD7QR)

240 Electricity? New York just signed a law against that I think. They're going to be powered completely by all-magic non-warming Unicorn farts by 2040

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 02:54 PM (37IEG)

241 By this time in Hitler's rule, he had banned unions and strikes, taken legislative power away from the Reichstag, staged the Reichstag fire, banned the Communist Party, carried out the night of the long knives, and declared a one-party state.

Trump is a poor Hitler, Mr. Lemon. But facts, etc....
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 19, 2019 02:50 PM (Boy/L)


Hitler assumed power on January 30, 1933.

He established Dachau in March, 1933.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 02:55 PM (c/0Nr)

242 Nigella, English Muffin

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 02:55 PM (37IEG)

243 but has anybody mentioned that CNN is not acting like a news organization but as a partisan arm of the Democrat Party
>>
When did they start that?

Posted by: FrodoB at June 19, 2019 02:55 PM (9753m)

244 >>Has any of these clowns ever tried to define what "democratic socialism" is? More to the point, has any TV talking head ever asked?

Bernie gave a speech the other day where he did just that. You won't be surprised to know that Democratic Socialism means free everything paid for by the rich.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 02:55 PM (PxX58)

245 231
Drunken tv chef slut.. which one?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2019
That would be Sandra Lee. She actually suggested that "some people" de-beard mussels before they cook them.
There are a zillion YouTube videos of her idiocy.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .
No idea about the idiocy, but Nigella makes Sandra look like a boy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 02:56 PM (ClOmq)

246 Hoyt's book is called Backwater War: The Allied Campaign in Italy, 1943-1945.

Or "Mark Clark Was a Dumbass."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 19, 2019 02:56 PM (Boy/L)

247 223 I haven't read the comments, as is my wont, but has anybody mentioned that CNN is not acting like a news organization but as a partisan arm of the Democrat Party and as such shouldn't some sanctions be brought against them for making un-reported campaign contributions. It is fine if they want to be shills for one and only one political party, but if so then they must report themselves as such. Failure to do so should be a crime.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 19, 2019 02:51 PM (c3RnB)


The FEC, who is headed by a former Perkins Coie partner and friend of the Clintons will get right on that.
Why didn't the FEC look into the Clinton/ DNC money laundering/ contribution limits scandal? Oh, right. Nothing to see here.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2019 02:56 PM (dNzKv)

248 And I think by July 1933 Dachau already had 30,000 prisoners.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2019 02:57 PM (eR65l)

249 If SNL had any interest in being funny and not a mouth organ, literally and figuratively, they would put on the Jeopardy show with Chris Qhomo, Don "Eazy Peezy" Lemonhead, and Sandy Donkey Chompers.
Final Jeopardy question would be, "Is it a letter or a Number?"


Not one of them would get it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 02:57 PM (pw+jk)

250 Of course, the real action will be outside, if antifa shows up and is unhappy with the nominee, which is pretty likely. Then it's Chicago 1968 all over again.

I dunno, that's what I expected with the 2016 convention when they jobbed Sanders out of the nomination. Instead they stood outside and whined and cried.

That's all we are gonna get from this generation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 02:57 PM (39g3+)

251 Hitler assumed power on January 30, 1933.

He established Dachau in March, 1933.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 02:55 PM (c/0Nr)

I admit, that's an impressive speed. Especially considering the whole failed artist background.

Posted by: Someguy at June 19, 2019 02:58 PM (EV0u2)

252 168 Who would win in a battle of wits between Lemon Head and Donkey Chompers?

Oh, you said 'wits'...
Posted by: AOC at June 19, 2019 02:41 PM (xSo9G)


If I set up a chess game between my dog and my cat, neither of them will "win", but *I* will definitely lose, because I'm going to have to clean up the mess.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 19, 2019 02:58 PM (KUaJL)

253 CNN can't handle the truth.

-
Their entire business plan is avoiding the truth.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 02:58 PM (+y/Ru)

254 The news is what CNN says it is.

Just like the New York Times. "Fit to print"

They decide, you watch.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 02:58 PM (bcbK8)

255 You really have to watch the left on comparisons. Surveillance is NOTHING like "spying", however, camps in which we put illegal border-jumpers to process them ARE "concentration camps".

The official word from the FBI is "Surveillance is not spying" and you MUST accept that.

I'm thinking ICE never has defined the detention camps as "concentration camps", but "FUCK THE NAZIS!" (whether or not ICE officially recognizes themselves as Nazis).

Special rules all the time.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 02:59 PM (DuZls)

256 Bernie gave a speech the other day where he did just that. You won't be surprised to know that Democratic Socialism means free everything paid for by the rich.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 02:55 PM (PxX5

And by "rich" he means "the kulaks."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 02:59 PM (c/0Nr)

257 All those racists gathering in one place last night in Orlando caused a massive gravitational implosion like a supernova collapsing into a neutron star, sending Racism Waves rippling throughout the universe. I felt the ripple -- did you?

Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2019 02:59 PM (oFcdC)

258 244
>>Has any of these clowns ever tried to define what "democratic
socialism" is? More to the point, has any TV talking head ever asked?



Bernie gave a speech the other day where he did just that. You won't
be surprised to know that Democratic Socialism means free everything
paid for by the rich.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .
"Excuse me, Mr. Sanders . . . but exactly how is that different from Venezuela's socialism? Or Cuba's commun-- Mmmf! Get your mitts off me, you -- Mmmmf! Aiyeee! No! No, not tha--"

* Interview feed goes to black *

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 02:59 PM (ClOmq)

259 Of course, the real action will be outside, if antifa shows up and is unhappy with the nominee, which is pretty likely. Then it's Chicago 1968 all over again.
----------

Don't expect many "own goals" except on Election Night. These traitorous lunatics will do exactly what their pay masters tell them to do.

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 02:59 PM (PAf8Z)

260 The FEC is useless at best, irredeemably corrupt at worst.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2019 02:59 PM (oVJmc)

261 ammonium nitrate explosion - people appear to have forgotten the explosion in West, Texas 6 years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1UbSYOxhjU

fire at an ammonium nitrate fertilizer manufactuer. Bad idea to allow it to be located in the middle of town.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 02:59 PM (Kpl3J)

262 > Drunken tv chef slut.. which one?

Yeah, as others have said it's Sandra Lee.

The one who has "recipes" like:

First, open a bag of Fritos.
Second, open a can of bean dip.
Third, make a 55 gallon drum of margaritas.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 19, 2019 02:59 PM (Vy4a0)

263 Has any of these clowns ever tried to define what "democratic
socialism" is? More to the point, has any TV talking head ever asked?


Bernie gave a speech the other day where he did just that. You won't
be surprised to know that Democratic Socialism means free everything
paid for by the rich.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019

Democratic Socialism: The next version of Socialism after National Socialism has proven too unpopular.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 19, 2019 03:00 PM (KUaJL)

264 246 Hoyt's book is called Backwater War: The Allied Campaign in Italy, 1943-1945.

Or "Mark Clark Was a Dumbass."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 19, 2019 02:56 PM (Boy/L)

He was a mediocrity. But just try to dig the Heer out of hills and mountains. The German Army knew how to fight, for good or ill.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:00 PM (bcbK8)

265 They're going to be powered completely by all-magic non-warming Unicorn farts by 2040"

That's nothing. California mandated that 10% of all car sales would have to be 'lectric by 2003.

Oh, wait. How'd that work out again?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:01 PM (6qErC)

266 I dunno, that's what I expected with the 2016 convention when they jobbed Sanders out of the nomination. Instead they stood outside and whined and cried.

That's all we are gonna get from this generation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 02:57 PM (39g3+)


Was antifa a thing in 2016? I don't remember, but if it were, I think it was in nascent form, and probably caught flat-footed.

But they won't be this time, if they don't get their way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:01 PM (c/0Nr)

267 211 Somewhat related: Didn't the DNC just declare that their 2020 National Convention is closed to all media except MSNBC?

Great! Only preach to the faithful.

Or are the Reds concerned that their convention is going to turn into a barroom brawl?

Of course, the real action will be outside, if antifa shows up and is unhappy with the nominee, which is pretty likely. Then it's Chicago 1968 all over again.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 02:49 PM (c/0Nr)


They don't want them renouncing God (yet glorifying Allah and Muhammad) to be shown on TV.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 19, 2019 03:01 PM (sm6Pk)

268 262
> Drunken tv chef slut.. which one?


Yeah, as others have said it's Sandra Lee.


The one who has "recipes" like:


First, open a bag of Fritos.

Second, open a can of bean dip.

Third, make a 55 gallon drum of margaritas.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .
Geez! Even *I* could handle that!

Posted by: AOC at June 19, 2019 03:01 PM (ClOmq)

269 @nypost

BREAKING: Nxivm leader Keith Raniere found guilty on all counts in sex cult trial https://trib.al/pZnUHEo


Guess that whole 'it's his lifestyle' defense his lawyer offered up didn't play well with the jury....

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 03:01 PM (cF8AT)

270 It is fine if they want to be shills for one and
only one political party, but if so then they must report themselves as
such. Failure to do so should be a crime.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 19, 2019 02:51 PM (c3RnB)



In Kind Campaign Contributions.

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 02:54 PM (NgKpN)
======
IIRC, the head of NBC media news said that the medias contribution to the John Kerry presidential campaign was worth more than $1 billion in 2004. The media is now approaching $5 billion.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2019 03:01 PM (pw+jk)

271 Aka, professional courtesy.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 02:43 PM (sRczR)
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Long forgotten by 1933. In 1923 he went to prison for staging a coup. He was already a faction leader for 10 years by the time he got the chancellorship.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 03:01 PM (DuZls)

272 Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 02:53 PM (cF8AT)

Interesting.

Under the Fruit of the poisoned tree doctrine, an illegally attained Warrant makes everything FOUND via said warrant, inadmissible as evidence.

And it sounds like it was evidence they got via said warrant, that they used to convict Manafort.

But then, that is Mueller's normal operating procedure.

Posted by: Don Q at June 19, 2019 03:01 PM (NgKpN)

273 >>There is now compelling evidence the two main documents the FBI used to justify investigating the Trump campaign, the Manafort ledger and the Steele dossier, were suspect and contained inaccurate information. And the FBI was warned.


I'll be surprised if Manafort's lawyers don't go scorched earth.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 03:01 PM (PxX58)

274 Wait, wait, wait...Sandra Lee puts out?

I've been doing cooking all wrong.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:01 PM (bcbK8)

275 Democratic Socialism: The next version of Socialism after National Socialism has proven too unpopular.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 19, 2019 03:00 PM (KUaJL)


"Democratic socialism." Because "communism" is such an ugly word.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:02 PM (c/0Nr)

276 I voted for socialism once. ONCE

Posted by: Dead Socialism Voter at June 19, 2019 03:02 PM (PAf8Z)

277 @nypost

BREAKING: Nxivm leader Keith Raniere found guilty on all counts in sex cult trial https://trib.al/pZnUHEo


Guess that whole 'it's his lifestyle' defense his lawyer offered up didn't play well with the jury....
Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 03:01 PM (cF8AT)
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Ace should take note.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 03:02 PM (DuZls)

278 Hoo boy!

Shep! is all over the derailed train in Nevada! He's so excited.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 03:02 PM (ptqGC)

279 Biden 32%
Warren 15%
Sanders 14%

-
Bernie's numbers are falling like an old man down the stairs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 03:02 PM (+y/Ru)

280 262 > Drunken tv chef slut.. which one?

Yeah, as others have said it's Sandra Lee.

The one who has "recipes" like:

First, open a bag of Fritos.
Second, open a can of bean dip.
Third, make a 55 gallon drum of margaritas.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 19, 2019 02:59 PM (Vy4a0)

Hey, that's my Cinco de Mayo menu!

Posted by: Wine/Beer/Tequila mom at June 19, 2019 03:02 PM (RD7QR)

281
And by "rich" he means "the kulaks."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 02:59 PM (c/0Nr)

What man needs two cows?

Posted by: Someguy at June 19, 2019 03:02 PM (EV0u2)

282 >>Who would win in a battle of wits between Lemon Head and Donkey Chompers?



Hell, who would win between AOC and b#tchy, hysterical Shep Smith?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 03:02 PM (bDqIh)

283
Wait, wait, wait...Sandra Lee puts out?



I've been doing cooking all wrong.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:01 PM (bcbK


She's currently shacking up with Andrew Cuomo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 03:03 PM (ptqGC)

284 CNN isn't BIASED -- they just tell the TRUTH. Facts are facts!

Posted by: I.M. Idiotte, West Hartford, CT at June 19, 2019 03:03 PM (4Eo4+)

285 >>BREAKING: Nxivm leader Keith Raniere found guilty on all counts in sex cult trial https://trib.al/pZnUHEo


Hoo-boy, which NXIVM leader is next - one of the Bronfmans?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2019 03:04 PM (bDqIh)

286 Wonder what Perkins Coie lawyer Marc Elias has been doing to keep himself busy, since FusionGPS and the Hillary campaign coup conspiracy seems to be moving into the wind-down phase?

He still is acting up in ways that attract FBI attention.


https://tinyurl.com/y2cc38lf

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 19, 2019 03:04 PM (LISuA)

287 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 03:02 PM (ptqGC)

He is such a freakin vampire. He even looks like one.

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 03:04 PM (PAf8Z)

288 43 Why won't Will Ferrell make Anchorman 3 parody of CNN?

Posted by: Throbbing Tonsil

He doesn't want to repeat himself twice.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 19, 2019 03:05 PM (/Fmtj)

289 1. Only MSNBC reports on socialist-democrat convention.
2. ??????
3. Hillary Clinton is installed as president!!

Posted by: Sally Kohn at June 19, 2019 03:05 PM (pw+jk)

290 Shep! is all over the derailed train in Nevada! He's so excited.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Thank goodness he wears waterproof eyeliner and mascara!

Posted by: Cheri at June 19, 2019 03:05 PM (oiNtH)

291 201 192
BREAKING: Train Carrying Ammo, Grenades and Bombs Derails In Nevada
>>
Did we get an address for this? I'll bring boxes.


Posted by: FrodoB at June 19, 2019 02:45 PM (9753m)

I'll stop by Seattle and fetch some load-bearing hobos.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2019 02:48 PM (t6MX/)

I'm in.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:05 PM (bcbK8)

292 Yeah, as others have said it's Sandra Lee.

The one who has "recipes" like:

First, open a bag of Fritos.
Second, open a can of bean dip.
Third, make a 55 gallon drum of margaritas.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Not seeing an issue.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 03:05 PM (sRczR)

293 Clark ordered Trustcott to move on Rome instead of using the Anzio breakout to cut off the German 10th Army's retreat.

Just so Clark could parade through a city the Nazis had declared open.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2019 03:05 PM (eR65l)

294 Don't expect many "own goals" except on Election Night. These traitorous lunatics will do exactly what their pay masters tell them to do.
Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 02:59 PM (PAf8Z)


My experience in Berkeley makes me doubt that financial considerations are a factor with them. I suspect that the hard left are true believers, and once ginned up, cannot be controlled pretty much by anybody.

Financial support can get the hard left to the convention, but after that, it's on. Oh yes, it's so on.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:05 PM (c/0Nr)

295
That's nothing. California mandated that 10% of all car sales would have to be 'lectric by 2003.



Oh, wait. How'd that work out again?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:01 PM (6qErC)
I'm waiting for the surrounding states to discover the virtues of shipping their generated power to New York for use by the elites in New Dork Titty.
Not that I feel at all bad about that since the whole shooting match is pretty much an main island of the Clinton Archipelago.

But I can hardly wait for the FeelZience to start working for them when they close the last of the coal fired plants and the cost of electricity goes up 30% for them. But it's what they wanted, so. meh.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 03:06 PM (37IEG)

296 Latest NYTimes/CNN poll of attendees at last night's rally in Orlando give Biden a 19-point lead -- even among Trump's die-hard supporters!

Poll question:

If the election were to be held today between Biden and Trump, for whom would you vote?

Published results:

Biden - 58%
Trump -- 39%
Unsure - 3%

Actual results:

I'm Not Speaking to You, You Goddamn Commie Pollster! -- 94%

Eh, sonny? What was that? My hearing aid's on the fritz -- 3%

Biden! Orange Man Bad! -- 2%

Trump -- 1%

Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2019 03:06 PM (oFcdC)

297 283
Wait, wait, wait...Sandra Lee puts out?



I've been doing cooking all wrong.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:01 PM (bcbK

She's currently shacking up with Andrew Cuomo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 03:03 PM (ptqGC)

Well...slut. You can't be picky and say 'I only want the slut who's slutty with me'. That's just unrealistic.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:06 PM (bcbK8)

298 Joy Behar defended AOC by saying no one is being exterminated at PDT's concentration camps.....

yet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 03:06 PM (ptqGC)

299 289
1. Only MSNBC reports on socialist-democrat convention.
2. ??????
3. Hillary Clinton is installed as president!!


Posted by: Sally Kohn at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .

The only "installation" of HRC I want to see is into a jail cell.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 03:06 PM (ClOmq)

300 http://bit.ly/2XogFmz
********
Barack Obama Is 'Very Concerned' About Country, Will Get Involved in 2020 Campaign, Says Former Adviser

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 03:07 PM (BqBId)

301 >>Under the Fruit of the poisoned tree doctrine


if Don has AIDS, then the Lemon Party has to be referred to as a Bug party.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2019 03:07 PM (qeJFm)

302 I just hope Don LeMon is taking his Truvada.

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 03:07 PM (v0R5T)

303 You won't
be surprised to know that Democratic Socialism means free everything
paid for by the rich.

***

The rich always get out ahead of time. He means the middle class

Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 19, 2019 03:07 PM (QWMVa)

304 279 Biden 32%
Warren 15%
Sanders 14%

-
Bernie's numbers are falling like an old man down the stairs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 03:02 PM (+y/Ru)


"Help! I've fallen and can't get up!"

Posted by: Bernie Sanders for Life Alert at June 19, 2019 03:07 PM (c/0Nr)

305 A second former aide to Sen. Maggie Hassan charged with evidence tampering and aiding and abetting computer fraud

Posted by: Ha at June 19, 2019 03:07 PM (MAstk)

306 First, open a bag of Fritos.

Second, open a can of bean dip.


Open a jar of salsa. Dump the salsa and beans into the bag of fritos. Add shredded cheese. Mix. Eat out of the bag with a fork, don't use your fingers like an animal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 03:08 PM (39g3+)

307 >>Barack Obama Is 'Very Concerned' About Country, Will Get Involved in 2020 Campaign, Says Former Adviser


Unless he endorses Trump, this is a Win / Win!

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2019 03:08 PM (qeJFm)

308 Will it matter after the big lawsuits are settled? I think CNN is whistling past the graveyard at this point, their culpability in the coup will sink them.

Posted by: Exurban Doug at June 19, 2019 03:08 PM (GzgV1)

309 Today is the birthday of
Actress Mia Sara 1967
Actress Zoe Saldana 1978
British politician Boris Johnson 1964
Actress Kathleen Turner 1954
Singer Ann Wilson 1950
Racecar driver Shirley Muldowney 1940
Musician Lester Flatt 1914
Baseball legend Lou Gerhig 1903
Bandleader Guy Lombardo 1902
Actor/comedian Moe Howard 1897

And

Me! Your favorite mayhem!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2019 03:08 PM (myjNJ)

310 http://bit.ly/2XogFmz

********

Barack Obama Is 'Very Concerned' About Country, Will Get Involved in 2020 Campaign, Says Former Adviser

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 03:07 PM (BqBId)


In a just world, he'd be "concerned" about facing prison time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 03:08 PM (ptqGC)

311 Barack Obama Is 'Very Concerned' About Country, Will Get Involved in 2020 Campaign, Says Former Adviser
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 03:07 PM (BqBId)


Yeah, get out there and campaign, Shit Midas! Do it for the proletariat!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:08 PM (c/0Nr)

312 Special rules all the time.


All their rules are unruly.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Nitrate Rich at June 19, 2019 03:08 PM (Iq27Y)

313 301
>>Under the Fruit of the poisoned tree doctrine


if Don has AIDS, then the Lemon Party has to be referred to as a Bug party.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .
Don Lemon: Tree of the Poisoned Fruit Doctrine

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 03:08 PM (ClOmq)

314 Today is the birthday of
Actress Mia Sara 1967
Actress Zoe Saldana 1978
British politician Boris Johnson 1964
Actress Kathleen Turner 1954
Singer Ann Wilson 1950
Racecar driver Shirley Muldowney 1940
Musician Lester Flatt 1914
Baseball legend Lou Gerhig 1903
Bandleader Guy Lombardo 1902
Actor/comedian Moe Howard 1897

And

Me! Your favorite mayhem!
Posted by: madamemayhem



Happy birthday!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 03:08 PM (sRczR)

315 Bernie's numbers are falling like an old man down the stairs.

He was just the flavor of the week. Basically when he joined the race people went "thank God someone kind of normal!" then found out what a ridiculous scumbag pervert racist he is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 03:09 PM (39g3+)

316 Happy Birthday, madamemayhem!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 03:09 PM (ptqGC)

317 So Trump is Hitler? and I'm a Nazi then for supporting him? Ok, guilty then you fuckwad.

So if Lemon could go back in history and kill someone would it be Hitler or Trump. Tough call huh asshat?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 03:09 PM (OX6sG)

318 Barack Obama Is 'Very Concerned' About Country, Will Get Involved in 2020 Campaign, Says Former Adviser


Unless he endorses Trump, this is a Win / Win!
Posted by: garrett


Please bring Michael Obama along.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 03:10 PM (sRczR)

319 Actress Mia Sara 1967
*******
YUMMY

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 03:10 PM (BqBId)

320 Wait, wait, wait...Sandra Lee puts out? "

Nobody doesn't like Sandra Lee...


Oh, and Happy Birthday, m'hem!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:10 PM (6qErC)

321 Barack Obama Is 'Very Concerned' About Country, Will Get Involved in 2020 Campaign, Says Former Adviser

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 03:07 PM (BqBId)
I remember him saying he'd rush in from the sidelines and take a hand. That's was 2 years ago and so far all he's done is remind everyone that every good thing that's happened since he left the White House is because of him.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 03:10 PM (37IEG)

322 And

Me! Your favorite mayhem!


Happy Birthday, madame!

Lester Flatt slicks his hair with possum fat, so says Earl Scruggs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 03:10 PM (39g3+)

323 300 http://bit.ly/2XogFmz
********
Barack Obama Is 'Very Concerned' About Country, Will Get Involved in 2020 Campaign, Says Former Adviser
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 03:07 PM (BqBId)

Somebody sure is worried about facing prosecution and prison/GITMO/firing squad.

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 03:10 PM (xTFXi)

324 That's nothing. California mandated that 10% of all car sales would have to be 'lectric by 2003.

Oh, wait. How'd that work out again?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:01 PM (6qErC)


It worked out great. All the cars here now identify as electric.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:10 PM (c/0Nr)

325 Stupid Sweepstakes 2019 winner:

DonLemoan
or
AOC?

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 03:10 PM (v0R5T)

326 Here's fun.... Mia Sara is my age. Exact same birth date.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2019 03:10 PM (myjNJ)

327
BREAKING: Train Carrying Ammo, Grenades and Bombs Derails In Nevada >>

Did we get an address for this? I'll bring boxes.

Posted by: FrodoB at June 19, 2019 02:45 PM (9753m)


The army has a huge ammunition dump in Hawthorne Nevada so it's probably near there.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 19, 2019 03:11 PM (TAmPV)

328 More women athletes filling suits regarding men pretending to women in sports for women:

https://tinyurl.com/y3y2crdf

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 03:11 PM (ivkO2)

329 Actress Zoe Saldana"

Yes please.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:11 PM (6qErC)

330 I remember him saying he'd rush in from the sidelines and take a hand. That's was 2 years ago and so far all he's done is remind everyone that every good thing that's happened since he left the White House is because of him.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 03:10 PM (37IEG)


Sidelines, bathhouse, what's in a word?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:11 PM (c/0Nr)

331
So if Lemon could go back in history and kill someone would it be Hitler or Trump. Tough call huh asshat?


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .
Different times have different rules. If he went back in time and started talking about the sort of stuff he says on TV, he'd be locked up. We used to do that then . . . and I think we were probably a LOT better off as a society.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 03:11 PM (ClOmq)

332 Somebody sure is worried about facing prosecution and prison/GITMO/firing squad.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 03:10 PM (xTFXi)
********
Ya Think

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 03:11 PM (BqBId)

333 The army has a huge ammunition dump in Hawthorne Nevada so it's probably near there."

Wells is near the Utah line, Hawthorne in the SW part of the state...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:12 PM (6qErC)

334 Fed kept interest rates where there at. Markets seem to like it.

Powell says Fed goal is to keep expansion going.

I sure hope so.

Posted by: WisRich at June 19, 2019 03:12 PM (G0vdT)

335 326
Here's fun.... Mia Sara is my age. Exact same birth date.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2019

*
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. . .
So she was only about 17 when she did Ferris Bueller?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 03:12 PM (ClOmq)

336 Shep! is all over the derailed train in Nevada! He's so excited.



Any cannibalism?

Posted by: Grump928(C) Nitrate Rich at June 19, 2019 03:12 PM (Iq27Y)

337 BREAKING: Train Carrying Ammo, Grenades and Bombs Derails In Nevada >>
Anyone know if any chainsaw bayonets or "parts that go up" were damaged in the wreck?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 03:12 PM (37IEG)

338 NashVegas vs. StarkVegas is about to begin in Omaha!!!

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 19, 2019 03:13 PM (xTFXi)

339 DonLemoan
or
AOC?
Posted by: wth


"And" is your friend

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2019 03:13 PM (myjNJ)

340 Me! Your favorite mayhem!
Posted by: madamemayhem

Happy B-Day Madame! hope that it's a fun one

Posted by: Cheri at June 19, 2019 03:13 PM (oiNtH)

341 Weird, pixy won't let me quote a previous comment, rejects is as spam. Posting this as a test.

Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2019 03:13 PM (oFcdC)

342 madamemayhem (uppity wench)

Obligatory:

How you doing?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 19, 2019 03:13 PM (u82oZ)

343 Happy birthday, mayhem!

Posted by: Tami at June 19, 2019 03:13 PM (cF8AT)

344 Me! Your favorite mayhem!
Posted by: madamemayhem

Happy birthday and may God bless your birthday year. I assume you were born after Guy Lombardo and possibly before Zoe Saldana though maybe not the latter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 03:14 PM (ivkO2)

345 Here goes Shep! again! Hazmat teams say there are no explosives, but there are hazardous materials.


Witnesses claim to have seen babies being raped and eaten.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 03:14 PM (ptqGC)

346 336 Shep! is all over the derailed train in Nevada! He's so excited.



Any cannibalism?
Posted by: Grump928(C) Nitrate Rich at June 19, 2019 03:12 PM (Iq27Y)

Are we back to talking about "Suddenly Last Summer" again?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:14 PM (bcbK8)

347 And Happy Birthday, uppity wench

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:14 PM (bcbK8)

348 Now it's "Aluminum Oxide"... and I 80 is open.

Ah well. No 'splodey.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:14 PM (6qErC)

349 Here's fun.... Mia Sara is my age. Exact same birth date.

My lawn. Get off it

(just kidding, I'm only 2 years older).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 03:14 PM (39g3+)

350 Shep! is all over the derailed train in Nevada! He's so excited.

He hasn't been this excited since he was assigned to cover the return of the fleet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:15 PM (c/0Nr)

351 If he went back in time and started talking about the sort of stuff he says on TV, he'd be locked up

Well he'd be locked up for being an uppity negro and hanged for being homosexual so... not exactly better times in those terms.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 03:15 PM (39g3+)

352 345
Here goes Shep! again! Hazmat teams say there are no explosives, but there are hazardous materials.


Witnesses claim to have seen babies being raped and eaten.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 03:14 PM (ptqGC)
No explosives. So a train carrying dummy bombs and dummy grenades then.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 03:15 PM (37IEG)

353 Maybe it's the guy that sees Hitler in his Wheaties that's the actual Hitler?

Posted by: East Bay Jay at June 19, 2019 03:15 PM (Lg/Uq)

354 Hobos were witnessed leaving the train derailment carrying boxes. Lots of boxes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 03:15 PM (ptqGC)

355 329 Actress Zoe Saldana"

Yes please.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:11 PM (6qErC)

It would be like humping a wooden statue if her acting is anything to go by.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:15 PM (bcbK8)

356 And our magnificent First Lady Melania.
Thank you.
........

No, thank YOU, Jefe.

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 03:15 PM (v0R5T)

357 Whom is getting killed, Don Lemon?

And wipe that off your chin.

Posted by: golfman at June 19, 2019 03:15 PM (OE84+)

358 Barack Obama Is 'Very Concerned' About Country, Will Get Involved in 2020 Campaign, Says Former Adviser

Trump is "divisive and racist" and "I, I. I" "Me. Me Me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2019 03:16 PM (ivkO2)

359 Here goes Shep! again! Hazmat teams say there are no explosives, but there are hazardous materials.


Witnesses claim to have seen babies being raped and eaten.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 03:14 PM (ptqGC)

If watching Chernobyl last week as taught me anything, it's that all those people are going to die horribly within a month.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 19, 2019 03:16 PM (KUaJL)

360 348 Now it's "Aluminum Oxide"... and I 80 is open.

Ah well. No 'splodey.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:14 PM (6qErC)


Aluminum oxide? WTF is that good for in ordnance context? Sounds like someone is full of crap.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:16 PM (c/0Nr)

361 341 Weird, pixy won't let me quote a previous comment, rejects is as spam. Posting this as a test.
Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2019 03:13 PM (oFcdC)

Did you try to say B lazer?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:16 PM (bcbK8)

362 321 Barack Obama Is 'Very Concerned' About Country, Will Get Involved in 2020 Campaign, Says Former Adviser

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 03:07 PM (BqBId)
I remember him saying he'd rush in from the sidelines and take a hand. That's was 2 years ago and so far all he's done is remind everyone that every good thing that's happened since he left the White House is because of him.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 03:10 PM (37IEG)
----------

He's got to let the field thin itself a bit before he get's involved. e.g. Joe drops out.

Posted by: WisRich at June 19, 2019 03:16 PM (G0vdT)

363 Today is the birthday of

Actress Zoe Saldana

Musician Lester Flatt

Actor/comedian Moe Howard



Now I'm visualizing Flatt & Scrug gs playing the banjo to a Three Stooges routine performed by the blue aliens in Avatar.

Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2019 03:16 PM (oFcdC)

364 354
Hobos were witnessed leaving the train derailment carrying boxes. Lots of boxes.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 19, 2019 03:15 PM (ptqGC)
PackHobos? Is it still okay to call them hobos? I don't think so.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 03:17 PM (37IEG)

365 Here goes Shep! again! Hazmat teams say there are no explosives, but there are hazardous materials.

____

According to the state of California everything under the sun is a hazardous material that may cause cancer.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 03:17 PM (FiUMj)

366 OK, found the problem: apparently the word "Scruggs" in illegal!

Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2019 03:17 PM (oFcdC)

367 Train carrying bombs? Hollywood distributes its films by train now?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:17 PM (c/0Nr)

368
348 Now it's "Aluminum Oxide"... and I 80 is open.

Ah well. No 'splodey.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:14 PM (6qErC)


Merely a compound or two away from being thermite!

Flee! Flee for your very lives!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2019 03:17 PM (pNxlR)

369 Sounds like someone is full of crap."

Well, they're "professional journalists", so....


99.999% chance of that being true.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:18 PM (6qErC)

370 Danny Glover is a blithering idiot but even he recognizes that All's Well That Swallows Well is an idiot.

https://bit.ly/2XpGOBE

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 03:18 PM (+y/Ru)

371 329 Actress Zoe Saldana"

Yes please.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:11 PM (6qErC)
.......

but she's 10 feet tall and has a tail.

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2019 03:18 PM (v0R5T)

372 Liz Clayman Tits Status

[x] Awesome

[ ] Not Awesome

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 03:18 PM (FiUMj)

373 313 301
>>Under the Fruit of the poisoned tree doctrine


if Don has AIDS, then the Lemon Party has to be referred to as a Bug party.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2019
*
*
. . .
Don Lemon: Tree of the Poisoned Fruit Doctrine
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 03:08 PM (ClOmq)

Don Lemon: Poisoned Fruit Tree Doctrine

Also I still want to have my axe handle interview with the guy. I'll bet a lot of stuff would come out.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:18 PM (bcbK8)

374 Of course, the real action will be outside, if antifa shows up and is unhappy with the nominee, which is pretty likely. Then it's Chicago 1968 all over again.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 02:49 PM (c/0Nr)


I was just old enough to be very frightened watching the '68 convention on TV. I say convention, but the only parts of it I remember are the outside shots and coverage of the riots. Vietnam of course played a major role, but also I think one of the reasons that Nixon won is because of the riots. Of course the donks have made damn sure we are now a quite different country than we were in '68.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 19, 2019 03:18 PM (kUmUV)

375 "Help! I've fallen and can't get up!"
Posted by: Bernie Sanders for Life Alert

---

Hair static has no cushion.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 19, 2019 03:18 PM (CuvF4)

376 262
The one who has "recipes" like:

First, open a bag of Fritos.
Second, open a can of bean dip.
Third, make a 55 gallon drum of margaritas.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 19, 2019 02:59 PM (Vy4a0)


Wait, what's wrong with that?

Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2019 03:18 PM (xjiRE)

377 Danny Glover is a blithering idiot but even he recognizes that All's Well That Swallows Well is also an idiot.

https://bit.ly/2XpGOBE
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 03:18 PM (+y/Ru)

Fixed.

Posted by: golfman at June 19, 2019 03:19 PM (OE84+)

378 Thanks for the happys erbody. I got to mow the yard before it started raining again so I'm happy.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2019 03:19 PM (myjNJ)

379 According to the state of California everything under the sun is a hazardous material that may cause cancer.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 03:17 PM (FiUMj)


"Known to the state of California."

Which doesn't know shit about handling money, repairing roads, enforcing laws, fighting gangs, keeping out wetbacks, running decent schools, or controlling vagrancy, but which totally knows all about toxicology.

Oh. OK.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:19 PM (c/0Nr)

380 Actor/comedian Moe Howard
Now I'm visualizing Flatt Scrug gs playing the banjo to a Three Stooges routine performed by the blue aliens in Avatar.

Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .
"Come an' listen to my story 'bout a man named Moe,

Hollywood actor with a hard row to hoe . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 03:19 PM (ClOmq)

381 According to the state of California everything under the sun is a hazardous material that may cause cancer."

Known to cause cancer. Which is amazing, considering that neither MD Anderson nor Johns Hopkins knows what causes cancer.

But the State of Qualifornia does...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:19 PM (6qErC)

382 309 Today is the birthday of
Actress Mia Sara 1967
Actress Zoe Saldana 1978
British politician Boris Johnson 1964
Actress Kathleen Turner 1954
Singer Ann Wilson 1950
Racecar driver Shirley Muldowney 1940
Musician Lester Flatt 1914
Baseball legend Lou Gerhig 1903
Bandleader Guy Lombardo 1902
Actor/comedian Moe Howard 1897

And

Me! Your favorite mayhem!
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2019 03:08 PM (myjNJ)

HB Madame! Hoist some adult beverages and give yourself a toast from us.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 19, 2019 03:19 PM (RD7QR)

383 luminum oxide? WTF is that good for in ordnance context? Sounds like someone is full of crap.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:16 PM (c/0Nr)
Some Media asshole probably saw that Aluminum Oxide is used for sand blasting and thought it meant it was used for blasting sand.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 03:19 PM (37IEG)

384 I'll bet a lot of stuff would come out."

That's Dr. Sandra Lee, "pimple popper"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:21 PM (6qErC)

385 Today is the birthday of

Actress Zoe Saldana

Musician Lester Flatt

Actor/comedian Moe Howard



Now I'm visualizing Flatt & Scrug gs playing the banjo to a Three Stooges routine performed by the blue aliens in Avatar.
Posted by: zombie


That might be worth watching

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 03:21 PM (sRczR)

386 For some reason, Pixy will not allow the phrase

Flat t & Scrug gs

Remove the space between the two "g"s in Scrug gs and the two "T"s in Flat t and try it for your self. "Your comment rejected because it looks like spam."

Crazy!

What is taboo about Flat t & Scrug gs???

Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2019 03:21 PM (oFcdC)

387 369 Sounds like someone is full of crap."

Well, they're "professional journalists", so....


99.999% chance of that being true.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:18 PM (6qErC)


I don't suppose any of "professional journalists" happened to mention that aluminum oxide is pretty much a kissin' cousin to ... sand. So ... not the most hazardous substance on the face of the earth.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:21 PM (c/0Nr)

388 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:05 PM (c/0Nr)

Gentlemen's bet (har har) that the Left behaves at their convention. Maybe we can make the threshold # of arrests?

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 03:21 PM (PAf8Z)

389 Flatt Scruggs

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 03:22 PM (ClOmq)

390
Merely a compound or two away from being thermite!



Flee! Flee for your very lives!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2019 03:17 PM (pNxlR)
Yeah, oxide, and aluminum are two words that are related to thermite. But what happens when you have aluminum TERMITES?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 03:22 PM (37IEG)

391 What is taboo about Flat t & Scrug gs??? "

They sold wigs and boots here in 2005?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:22 PM (6qErC)

392 Happy Birthday Madame

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 03:22 PM (PAf8Z)

393 Testing Buster Scruggs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:22 PM (bcbK8)

394 389
Flatt Scruggs


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019

*
*
. . .
The names worked -- but you one per centers with your ampersands!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 03:22 PM (ClOmq)

395 Buster Rhymes

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:23 PM (bcbK8)

396 While in my darkest fantasies I wish Trump really were Hitler, to give these pampered babies something to really cry about, at this point, I'd settle for a bunch of pissed-off people to storm the CNN area during a Trump rally and give those whiny bastards the Mussolini black shirt treatment - pour castor oil down their throats until they shit themselves.

These overpaid, disloyal fucksticks don't know how lucky they are that Trump doesn't just tell people to start handing out some real justice to these lying shills. Not one of them would last to the end of the day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 19, 2019 03:23 PM (BmxiN)

397 So ... not the most hazardous substance on the face of the earth."

Have you ever tried "sex on the beach"???

/Shep

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:23 PM (6qErC)

398 I don't know why, but the train crash reminded me of the far side cartoon of the beer truck and pretzel truck on a collision course.

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 19, 2019 03:23 PM (HQx/J)

399 Merely a compound or two away from being thermite!

Flee! Flee for your very lives!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2019 03:17 PM (pNxlR)


Mix aluminum oxide with aluminum powder, ignite, and you get ... aluminum powder and aluminum oxide, and a fierce fire!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:23 PM (c/0Nr)

400 So she was only about 17 when she did Ferris Bueller?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 03:12 PM (ClOmq)
---
Mmm-mm-bow-bow chicka-chicka.

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 03:23 PM (DuZls)

401 Flatt & Scruggs

Posted by: CSMBigBird at June 19, 2019 03:23 PM (jsWA8)

402 400 So she was only about 17 when she did Ferris Bueller?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 03:12 PM (ClOmq)
---
Mmm-mm-bow-bow chicka-chicka.
Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 03:23 PM (DuZls)

Oh yeahhhhhhh

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:23 PM (bcbK8)

403 Flatt and Scruggs

Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2019 03:24 PM (oFcdC)

404 Mmm-mm-bow-bow chicka-chicka."

You're still here?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:24 PM (6qErC)

405 https://youtu.be/6jJkdRaa04g

Oh yeah!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:24 PM (bcbK8)

406 Don Lemon: Poisoned Fruit Tree Doctrine


Don Lemon: Fruit

Posted by: human at June 19, 2019 03:24 PM (0CeRG)

407 Buster Rhymes
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards



Buster Hyman

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 03:25 PM (sRczR)

408 393 Testing Buster Scruggs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

395 Buster Rhymes
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


I submit........ Buster Poindexter!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2019 03:25 PM (myjNJ)

409 Gentlemen's bet (har har) that the Left behaves at their convention. Maybe we can make the threshold # of arrests?
Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 03:21 PM (PAf8Z)


I make the over/under at 200.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:25 PM (c/0Nr)

410 Yeah, oxide, and aluminum are two words that are related to thermite. But what happens when you have aluminum TERMITES?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 03:22 PM (37IEG)


Those bloody things absolutely killed the market for aluminum house siding.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 19, 2019 03:25 PM (kUmUV)

411 Keep your mouth shut, Barry. It's not time yet. You have to wait until the Dems are in total disarray before you shove Mooch down our throats.

Posted by: creeper at June 19, 2019 03:25 PM (ctmIP)

412 Moe Howard----- Spread Out

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 19, 2019 03:25 PM (BqBId)

413 Nancy Drew and the Case of the Non-Replicable Flatt and Scrug gs Mystery

Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2019 03:25 PM (oFcdC)

414


I submit........ Buster Poindexter!
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2019 03:25 PM (myjNJ)

Feeling hot, hot, hot!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:25 PM (bcbK8)

415 Trump would never be Hitler. Trump has no manifesto and only wants to return America to its "Greatness".

The Nazi periodical was called (in English) "The New Man".

Posted by: Axeman at June 19, 2019 03:26 PM (DuZls)

416 that aluminum oxide is pretty much a kissin' cousin to ... sand.

That's why we use it on sandpaper.

Posted by: DaveA at June 19, 2019 03:26 PM (FhXTo)

417 I submit........ Buster Poindexter!"

Hot hot hot...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:26 PM (6qErC)

418 Aluminum oxide? WTF is that good for in ordnance context?

Maybe they make alumina ceramic armor plates there.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Nitrate Rich at June 19, 2019 03:26 PM (Iq27Y)

419 Weirdly, the reply with 'Buster Scruggs' also failed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:26 PM (bcbK8)

420 That's why we use it on sandpaper.
Posted by: DaveA at June 19, 2019 03:26 PM (FhXTo)


Exactly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:26 PM (c/0Nr)

421 I make the over/under at 200.Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:25 PM (c/0Nr)

Fair! Let's do it.

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 03:26 PM (PAf8Z)

422 Feeling hot, hot, hot!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:25 PM (bcbK
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Two can play at that game.

Posted by: Robert Smith at June 19, 2019 03:26 PM (DuZls)

423 Former Oakland Raider Burgess Owens at reparations hearing today:

"I used to be a Democrat until I did my history and found out the misery that that party brought to my race...Let's pay restitution. How about the Democratic Party pay for all the misery brought to my race..."

Posted by: Cheri at June 19, 2019 03:27 PM (oiNtH)

424 So dignified and refined, https://youtu.be/EhZba-P7R18

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:27 PM (bcbK8)

425 292 Yeah, as others have said it's Sandra Lee.

The one who has "recipes" like:

First, open a bag of Fritos.
Second, open a can of bean dip.
Third, make a 55 gallon drum of margaritas.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Not seeing an issue.

Posted by: rickb223

I thought a 55 gallon drum of margaritas was an issue but I remembered they normally say something like ,"and here's the 55 gallons of margaritas I put into chill earlier".

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 19, 2019 03:27 PM (/Fmtj)

426 413
Nancy Drew and the Case of the Non-Replicable Flatt and Scrug gs Mystery

Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2019

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Be sure to catch my latest, The Arkansas Condom Mystery!

Posted by: Ellery Queen at June 19, 2019 03:27 PM (ClOmq)

427 396 While in my darkest fantasies I wish Trump really were Hitler, to give these pampered babies something to really cry about.

Nah, not a Hitler, not a Pol Pot.

Now another Cromwell I could get behind, we could use another Cromwell these days.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2019 03:27 PM (Kpl3J)

428 422 Feeling hot, hot, hot!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:25 PM (bcbK
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Two can play at that game.
Posted by: Robert Smith at June 19, 2019 03:26 PM (DuZls)

Please please me

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 19, 2019 03:28 PM (bcbK8)

429 Fair! Let's do it.
Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 03:26 PM (PAf8Z)


OK. Are you taking the over or the under?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:28 PM (c/0Nr)

430 418
Aluminum oxide? WTF is that good for in ordnance context?



Maybe they make alumina ceramic armor plates there.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Nitrate Rich at June 19, 2019 03:26 PM (Iq27Y)
And all army shit is dang-er-ouse! So, head for the hills!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 03:28 PM (37IEG)

431 Danny Glover is a blithering idiot but even he recognizes that All's Well That Swallows Well is also an idiot.

The look on Glover's face.

"It doesn't matter what you say, ofay, I hate you too. Do you have a point somewhere or do you just want to keep tonguing my black ass?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 03:28 PM (39g3+)

432 we could use another Cromwell these days."

"Gee our old La Salle ran great..."

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:29 PM (6qErC)

433 Jed Clampet/Niki Haley 2024

Posted by: East Bay Jay at June 19, 2019 03:29 PM (Lg/Uq)

434 Wow, [former Oakland Raider] Burgess Owens just stunned everyone:

"I used to be a Democrat until I did my history and found out the misery that that party brought to my race... Let's pay restitution. How about the Democratic Party pay for all the misery brought to my race..."

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Must be a racist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 19, 2019 03:29 PM (+y/Ru)

435 Twenty years from now I'll be looking at my "Internet Social Credit Score" and it will explain why I'm being herded into the concentrate camps:

"June, 2019: Repeatedly attempted to type the phrase 'Flatt and Scruggs." Social Credit demerit of -540 points."

Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2019 03:29 PM (oFcdC)

436 420
That's why we use it on sandpaper.

Posted by: DaveA at June 19, 2019 03:26 PM (FhXTo)



Exactly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:26 PM (c/0Nr)
So! A trainload of explosive sand paper bombs and grenades! Thank God for REAL accurate news we can use!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 03:29 PM (37IEG)

437
Gentlemen's bet (har har) that the Left behaves at their convention?


Oh, they'll behave ... badly.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2019 03:29 PM (pNxlR)

438 Former Oakland Raider Burgess Owens at reparations hearing today:

"I used to be a Democrat until I did my history and found out the misery that that party brought to my race...Let's pay restitution. How about the Democratic Party pay for all the misery brought to my race..."
Posted by: Cheri at June 19, 2019 03:27 PM (oiNtH)

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Not to mention how they made football totally unwatchable.

Posted by: SMH at June 19, 2019 03:29 PM (RU4sa)

439 I like Sandra Lee cuz she grew up in a shack or trailer near Puyallup and pulled herself out of that mess.

Posted by: LASue at June 19, 2019 03:29 PM (wuvn2)

440 OK. Are you taking the over or the under?Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:28 PM (c/0Nr)

Oh I'm on the under. I thought you set it very fairly.

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2019 03:30 PM (PAf8Z)

441 Holy shit 10 year yield is about to go under 2%. Can you say cheap money??

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 03:30 PM (FiUMj)

442 Shall I compare thee to a Nazi?
Thou art more orange than the Fuhrer.

Posted by: Don Le Mon's Poetry at June 19, 2019 03:30 PM (DuZls)

443 I can't watch the video, what did the maroon Swalwell say to Glover?

Posted by: Cheri at June 19, 2019 03:30 PM (oiNtH)

444 A trainload of explosive sand paper bombs and grenades! Thank God for REAL accurate news we can use! "

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:30 PM (6qErC)

445 Twenty years from now I'll be looking at my "Internet Social Credit Score" and it will explain why I'm being herded into the concentrate camps:

"June, 2019: Repeatedly attempted to type the phrase 'Flatt and Scruggs." Social Credit demerit of -540 points."
Posted by: zombie


It kept rejecting me.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2019 03:30 PM (sRczR)

446 So! A trainload of explosive sand paper bombs and grenades! Thank God for REAL accurate news we can use!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 19, 2019 03:29 PM (37IEG)


It'll turn out that it was something like a trainload of sand paper grit and grenadine.

But our media betters know things.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2019 03:31 PM (c/0Nr)

447 442
Shall I compare thee to a Nazi?

Thou art more orange than the Fuhrer.

Posted by: Don Le Mon's Poetry at June 19, 2019

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Gonna be tough to find a rhyme for "fuhrer," Don.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 19, 2019 03:31 PM (ClOmq)

448 Holy shit 10 year yield is about to go under 2%. Can you say cheap money??

*Smiles and nods as if he understands* "f'in a, cheap money"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2019 03:31 PM (39g3+)

449 >>Wow, [former Oakland Raider] Burgess Owens

Former NY Jet who also played for the Raiders.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2019 03:31 PM (PxX58)

450 This about captures fake news in a nutshell. It is not "news" if they look away.


Clowns.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 19, 2019 03:31 PM (t6MX/)

451

26,543.94 +78.40 (+0.30%)
As of 3:31PM EDT. Market open.

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at June 19, 2019 03:31 PM (Iq27Y)

452 Any cannibalism?

Posted by: Grump928(C) Nitrate Rich at June 19, 2019 03:12 PM (Iq27Y)

...with any luck. makes great copy. Maybe they need recipes?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 19, 2019 03:31 PM (OX6sG)

453 what did the maroon Swalwell say to Glover?"

"it's not spitz!"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 19, 2019 03:31 PM (6qErC)

454 Try Foggy Mountain Boys instead

Posted by: CSMBigBird at June 19, 2019 03:31 PM (jsWA8)

455
... it will explain why I'm being herded into the concentrate camps


Pork bellies ... no, wait, frozen #orangemanbad concentrate! Get me Mr. Beeks on the line!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2019 03:31 PM (pNxlR)

456 441 Holy shit 10 year yield is about to go under 2%. Can you say cheap money??

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 19, 2019 03:30 PM (FiUMj)

Refinance like the wind Trump!

Posted by: Someguy at June 19, 2019 03:32 PM (EV0u2)

457 Oh I'm on the under. I thought you set it very fairly.
Pos