The Morning Report - 4/19/19

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Good morning kids. A blessed Good Friday and ziessen Pesach to one and all. The top story is of course the release of the redacted Mueller Report cum two-year deception as well as the reaction from all quarters. The Democrat-Left-Media complex is in total freakout mode as they a) refuse to believe this President is not guilty in any way, shape or form, b) are convinced that AG William Barr is covering up his guilt and c) thanks to Mueller and his pro-Clinton team's feckless and reckless punting on the obstruction angle, as well as verbiage that not only continues to unfairly smear the President's character but more horribly upends centuries of legal tradition by putting the onus on him to prove he's not a reprobate criminal as opposed to them proving beyond any reasonable doubt that he is. That is utterly inexcusable, but what did you expect from Robert Mueller? He was, is and always will be an agent of the Deep State Leftist cabal and as such, dragged this whole thing out for more than two years in the vain attempt to find something, anything, with which to destroy the Presidency of Donald Trump, either by removing him from office or essentially kneecapping his agenda.

The latter is what happened and for sure it affected the outcome of the midterm elections in the GOP losing the House. But circling back, the GOP-e at best was diffident or averse to Trump because it, too, is part and parcel of the anti-American globalist enterprise. I find it extremely hard to believe that turds like Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell did not know from the get-go that this entire collusion story was a complete crock. Hell, John McStains himself sent an aide to go fetch the fraudulent Steele dossier from the Brits and then was instrumental in disseminating it back here in DC. They knew. They all knew - Democrat and Republican alike. But still they persisted.

Back here in the real world, the President has been "exonerated." But I put that in quotes because that word implies that Robert Mueller and company were legitimate, impartial arbiters of justice who have nobly executed a fair and just process when the cold, hard truth is that this process was completely illegitimate from the start; they were put there to hang this President if they could, on whatever flimsy excuse they could find or manufacture. And even after ruining the lives of Michael Flynn and Paul Manafort they came up with nothing. Mueller turns my stomach as much as Clinton, Obama, Brennan, Clapper, Comey, McCabe, Priestap, Steele, Halper, Mifsud, Strzok, Page, Ohr, Ohr, Rosenstein and all the other smug, elitist traitors who very nearly pulled off the overthrow of a President and really, by extension, the will of the American people in electing him. And before it gets lost in the sauce, none of this would have happened had Jeff Sessionszzzz not recused himself and then appointed Rosenpenis, who turned around and appointed Mueller with no specific boundaries and carte blanche to do anything he wanted. If there is any justice in this world, all of the aforementioned would be behind bars at Leavenworth for the rest of their lives, or have a date with the hangman for what they tried to do. And what is still going on now in the House of Representatives with such morally bankrupt frauds as Nadler and Schiff.

All things considered, you have to marvel at Donald Trump. The entirety of a feral, criminal bureaucracy and politicians along with a complicit mass propaganda machine was hurled at him non-stop for a period of nearly four years going back to the summer of 2015 when he announced his candidacy, and yet he not only survived, but he thrived. Part of it was because the base and now a growing number of people outside of that base see that he has either kept his word or has done everything within his power to advance the agenda despite the opposition, even from within his own camp. And even despite losing the House (or perhaps as a result of it), the Democrats are in an open internecine war that has exposed who they are and what they believe for all the world to see... and it's not pretty. More on that later.

So notwithstanding my rage against Mueller, semantics aside, the President has been exonerated, but the Dem-Media-Complex will now use Mueller's "insinuendos" on obstruction as well as the mythical crimes not mentioned in the report to advance to yet more persecutions and smearing of him, his allies and supporters among the American people. Bring it on. The more they attack the more Trump fights back twice as hard and the more support he garners. I don't have the links handy but there is polling indicating that a growing number of people across all age and demographic categories are in agreement that this entire thing was indeed a witch hunt to get Trump. And if the Left collectively continues to fuck the innards out of that chicken, 2020 is going to get ugly for them, no matter who they put up to run.

Then there's the media. Tucker Carlson calls their reaction the single most embarrassing thing to happen to the White House press corps in American history, Great One Mark Levin rightly says that their attacks on Trump are really attacks on the American people and R.S. McCain edits his erudition and examination of the embarrassment of American journalism to just three words - "Orange Man Bad!" Switch to any channel or grab any paper and you'll find plenty of cringe-worthy embarrassment to go around, but the icing on the cake has got to be Brian "Commander McBragg" Williams, who was all set to dispatch Trump lawyer Jay Sekulow.

Williams: "My first question, I'm afraid, is going to verge on plain English. Where did the attorney general get off with that characterization this morning, including four mentions that there was no collusion? What document was he reading, compared to the one we're left with?"

Sekulow: "Well, page two of the document says, 'The investigation did not establish that members of the Trump campaign coordinated with the Russian government in its election of interference activities.' So it's right from the document itself."

Earlier, Williams had the temerity to refer to the attorney general as "Bagdhad Bill Barr." This from a confirmed liar and fabulist. Brian, you're not a journalist despite being paid millions of dollars to portray one on television. I have some advice for you. Stop talking. Forever.

On to the rest of the news starting with Amnesty and Immigration, and as the migrant hordes continue to jump the border the administration is trying its best to stem the flow as well as the massive fraud being perpetrated in the name of asylum. A previously deported illegal is charged with raping and sex-trafficking a teenager, Rancida Tliban calls for hunger strikes to end ICE, and a two-part series on the health hazard coming across the border.

Dem Scandal Sheet: Two potential huge scandals involving a billion in dark money cash finding its way into Democrat coffers and the looming UkraineGate scandal that could hit the BIdens. In the Joo-Hate subsection, our Rancida feels more Palestinian in Congress than anywhere else (is that a Michael Kors suicide belt or are you happy to see me?), and an exposed Islamist politician responds to the charges.

Civil War 2.0: Seattle sick-o punches a priest when he spots his crucifix.

General Politics: Conrad Black rips into Bernardo Sandersnista, while Tom Styrene is itching to impeach Steny Hoyer is not so sure about that (he knows its a loser before 2020), the openly gay ambassador to Germany Richard Grennell rips Mayor Buttplug for his attacks on VP Pence, "Jello-Brain" Gillibrand hires actual former Soviet propagandists, "Blotto" Beto hates America so much, he wants to rule it, and a look at this electoral college sabotage in the states and how to deal with it.

First Amendment and Fake News Fakery: Aside from the psychotic reaction to the Mueller thing, the press did not appreciate Edelweiss being played at the news conference, Chicago press ignoring black crimes, and shockingly Time names Trump, Bolsonaro and Guaido to their top 100 list.

Guns: The judge who threw out the California magazine ban suddenly reverses himself after getting a talking to by Xavier Becerra. Disgusting.

Abortion: NC governor vetoes anti-infanticide bill.

Foreign Desk: IDF general warning about a Hezbollah invasion from the Galilee, Citgo court ruling could have repercussions for Venezuela, a look at the disaster of the Globalist mass migration plot and Notre Dame is latest of three great conflagrations and what it could mean going forward.

DEE-fense: US Intel community is 99.99% leftist (and see the Ledeen piece about the entirety of the CIA, FBI and DoJ as a nest of foreign spies [as if foreign foes need to infiltrate those places given our homegrown commies]).

We-All-Slam-For-I-Slam: Girl who complained about her madrassa teacher harassing her gets incinerated for her troubles. Paging Bro-Fo Omar to pick up the courtesy jerry can...

Domestic Affairs: Leftist DC housing policy turns out as well as you'd think, and metro areas are depopulating faster and faster. Gee, why is that do you think?

Crime and Punishment: USCG scores big drug haul off the Central and South American coasts and SCOTUS to decide on another violent felony law.

Healthcare: Senator Bill Cassidy as a better health plan (meh, I prefer free markets but let's see what he's got), and "Blotto" is a big fat hypocrite.

Education: Minneapolis public schools dish up the pro-Bro-Fo propaganda to the kiddies while bashing OrangeManBad, Austin schools infect young brains with the tranny psychosis, high school students do the Nuremberg Law 2 Electric Boogaloo, and Florida governor DeSantis with some good news in the sunshine state.

Red Greens: Hack sportswriter delves into nihilism and ludditism.

Hither and Yon: Christian Toto on new Christian movie Breakthrough, on the passing of noted man of G-d James V. Schall, and the Progressive scapegoating of a noted British contemporary scholar.

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

NOTE: The opinions expressed in some links may or may not reflect my own. I include them because of their relevance to the discussion of a particular issue.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at 07:04 AM




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1 On top of it!

Posted by: IanDeal at April 19, 2019 07:05 AM (vgGyZ)

2 Good Morning Morons

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 07:06 AM (mpXpK)

3 Morning Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2019 07:07 AM (+IAze)

4 It's an oily mornin thread!

Posted by: freaked at April 19, 2019 07:08 AM (UdKB7)

5 I have been struggling with my receiver all night long. The HDMI inputs on it have slowly been going bad over time. Right now I only have two left that work. I think it is about time to spend some money and get a new one with Blutooth.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 07:09 AM (mpXpK)

6
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 19, 2019 07:10 AM (KCxzN)

7 It's an oily mornin thread!

Posted by: freaked
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It soitingly is!

Posted by: Curly at April 19, 2019 07:10 AM (+IAze)

8 Good morning, horde! Happy Friday!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 19, 2019 07:10 AM (81OU+)

9 Abortion: NC governor vetoes anti-infanticide bill.

The NC gov is a communist bastard. Thank you Charlotte.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 07:11 AM (mpXpK)

10 I wonder where John McCain is now.

Part of me thinks he is burning in hell.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 19, 2019 07:11 AM (l5Hsl)

11 Happy news on this Good Friday: Oldest granddaughter (10) asked to go to Mass today with me. Her parents never take them.

There's hope!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2019 07:12 AM (+IAze)

12 US Intel community is 99.99% leftist (and see the Ledeen piece about the
entirety of the CIA, FBI and DoJ as a nest of foreign spies [as if
foreign foes need to infiltrate those places given our homegrown
commies]).


It is far past time to clean out this nest of vipers in the CIA and FBI.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 07:12 AM (mpXpK)

13 Brian Williams? He has the fucking gall... what's the point. I don't have the words anymore for these people. I can't watch or listen to news -- it's too unhealthy. When I see their faces, their mouths moving, I literally see red. The mere fact they're allowed a public platform is an obscenity.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 19, 2019 07:14 AM (H8QX8)

14 Trump is still pulling 52% approval at rasmussen. Way ahead of obama at the same point.


It's going to be a blowout next fall. His "honest reporting" number has to be closer to 60%.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 19, 2019 07:15 AM (JUOKG)

15 Reactions: Trump Takes Victory Lap, Dems and Media Fuming

Congressional Communists are voicing phony outrage over the Mueller report. That's the best they can do after losing so badly. The MFM is even worse, they are all gnashing teeth and chewing on the dirt.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 07:15 AM (mpXpK)

16 DSA, yeah, they are a bunch of ignorant, lying crybabies, aren't they?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2019 07:15 AM (+IAze)

17 Punching a Nazi is not a crime.
Case dismissed.

Posted by: Seattle Judge at April 19, 2019 07:15 AM (VB3qu)

18 Brian Williams is Exhibit A for the MFM not being able to self police. That low IQ dolt, after being caught in a series of lies, all designed to fluff his image, would have been fired with cause from any non dogshit organization.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 19, 2019 07:16 AM (y7DUB)

19 You mentioned Ohr twice.

Posted by: JAS at April 19, 2019 07:16 AM (KOCKb)

20 clapper is scared. He knows what's going to come out.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 19, 2019 07:17 AM (JUOKG)

21 Police Say Previously Deported Illegal Alien Raped, Sex Trafficked Teen Girl


Every day BB has a new story of some illegal, or Obama legal, who kills and rapes some young American girl.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 07:17 AM (mpXpK)

22 Good morning Vietnam

Posted by: An Observation at April 19, 2019 07:18 AM (RfASV)

23 WTFO??

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 19, 2019 07:18 AM (uevCa)

24 Brian Williams is Exhibit A for the MFM not being able to self police. That low IQ dolt, after being caught in a series of lies, all designed to fluff his image, would have been fired with cause from any non dogshit organization.
Posted by: Captain Hate

They have to keep him around. He's the one that brings in the chickens to fukc.

Just like you don't want to fire the guy that brings in donuts on Friday.

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2019 07:18 AM (LAt9N)

25 I am done with calling it "news", to me it's the Leftist propaganda ministry

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 07:18 AM (BbGew)

26 In other news, RBG was granted two more years of alleged life---that is until the Dems can rig the 2020 election and then nominate Buzzies replacement.

Posted by: Voter theater. at April 19, 2019 07:19 AM (1TlSN)

27 Still waiting for the arrests and perp walks of the key players in this attempted coup. Seeing them expose their MSM bootlickers as accomplices will be extraordinarily satisfying.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 19, 2019 07:19 AM (eIlkN)

28 James Clapper: Mueller Report "Devastating," "Road Map" for Impeachment, And......

Nobody gives a damn what liar Clapper has to say, if he can pull his head out of Scankles ass to say it.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 07:20 AM (mpXpK)

29 Badgag or Bagdad Brian?

Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2019 07:20 AM (NpvYf)

30 These Ass Hats keep trying for the soft coup, wish just one would pick up a rifle and yell Follow Me!

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 07:20 AM (BbGew)

31 Levin was outstanding last night in detailing what a stink bomb of a report Mueller and his deep state goon squad unleashed and is why prosecutors either charge someone or STFU. Plus a caller pointed out the logical impossibility of disproving a negative.

All of this was lost on Patterico, a low IQ monkey dancing to the police state's organ grinder.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 19, 2019 07:21 AM (y7DUB)

32 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian at April 19, 2019 07:21 AM (wA4OO)

33 Sefton, you're a treasure. Erudite and succinct. Can't miss the Morning Report. Happy Birfday.

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 19, 2019 07:21 AM (flINI)

34 Notice how the media has pivots like a weather vane in a tornado. The border is not a story anymore. The ND fire is not a story anymore. The economy? Pfft. Kelly Anne Conway's husband gets more coverage.

Posted by: freaked at April 19, 2019 07:22 AM (UdKB7)

35 and for sure it affected the outcome of the midterm elections in the GOP losing the House.

Yes, it emboldened the GOPe in the opposition to us.

Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2019 07:22 AM (C78No)

36 Murderin' Joe is especially dour this morning

Posted by: Redenzo at April 19, 2019 07:23 AM (14qvS)

37 Daily Mail article calls Rod Rosenstein "statuesque" because he's standing motionless like a statue behind Barr. *snort*
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2unc5fq

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 19, 2019 07:24 AM (NMAzL)

38 The "Deep State" affected the 2018 elections more than the Russian could have ever hoped to. They will try desperately to do the same to the next election. It will be an all out fuckfest.

Posted by: freaked at April 19, 2019 07:26 AM (UdKB7)

39 Mark Levin was good last night, he is on Foxes with Legs this morning and 2 new shows Sat and Sunday. Sunday's he said it's just him going over the Mueller Stink Bomb

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 07:27 AM (BbGew)

40 It will be an all out fuckfest.
Posted by: freaked

Huh, what? Did someone call for me?

...Horndog Clinton...

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2019 07:28 AM (LAt9N)

41 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2019 07:28 AM (RPJEK)

42 One question I would like to see asked of Robert Mueller: "Do you think that Steven Hatfill got away with sending the Anthrax letters?"

Posted by: An Observation at April 19, 2019 07:28 AM (w3JoE)

43 Brian Williams! What weird times we live in.

Posted by: Caliban at April 19, 2019 07:28 AM (QE8X6)

44 >>but more horribly upends centuries of legal tradition by putting the onus on him to prove he's not a reprobate criminal as opposed to them proving beyond any reasonable doubt that he is.


Yup.
He's guilty because he's been accused.
He's guilty because the investigation was long.
He's guilty because he complained about it on twitter.
He's guilty because he keeps talking about the Mueller report.
He's guilty because he didn't provide Mueller "clear" evidence he did not do what he's accused of, despite there being no clear evidence he did it.
He's guilty because he's icky, so just find one gosh-d@mn crime to get rid of him!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 07:29 AM (W+vEI)

45 More Noos; today is Friday, April 19, 2019. On this day in 1775 the American Revolution began when an American militia unit fought in Lexington and Concord, MA.


Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 07:30 AM (mpXpK)

46 CNN's scrunt reporter April Ryan is the typical News Media reaction.


https://tinyurl.com/y2pjrdrx

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 07:31 AM (mpXpK)

47 The FBI tampered with our elections, and with our duly-elected President.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2019 07:31 AM (oVJmc)

48 Kate Smith's God Bless America is now banned at Yankee Stadium.


https://tinyurl.com/y2razrk9

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 07:31 AM (mpXpK)

49 "Passive Collusion" will be the phrase of the day. Yesterday they started with "Well the Trump campaign may not have actively colluded, but they knew that the Russians were meddling and that it would help Trump".

That of course assumes the Russians would prefer PDT to HRC, which is complete nonsense. Not that it makes at difference to the Democrat party, which is entirely made up of people who are not right in the head.

Posted by: freaked at April 19, 2019 07:31 AM (UdKB7)

50 Just a course hazard, but did he get a free drop? Golfer in CT attacked by a bobcat.


https://tinyurl.com/y2ew5a7b

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 07:31 AM (mpXpK)

51 McKonehead wants a federal minimum age for buying tobacco products. Why? Nothing in the Constitution gives the feds authority to regulate tobacco.


https://tinyurl.com/yxksd3qn

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 07:32 AM (mpXpK)

52 Ramirez (FUNNY TODAY)


https://tinyurl.com/yy8mbo5a


And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 07:32 AM (mpXpK)

53 we expected Mueller would do something similar, last week they already had started with obstruction.
One wonder about the Nadler insisting Mueller go befor congress , just asking questions'
ya know.

set up again?
Yeah prove you didn't beat your wife scenario,
Guy, "I didn't"
Wife, "He didn't"

Them 'we said ya did and that's that!

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2019 07:32 AM (r/xAU)

54 Losing the House was 100% on Eddie Munster and his foot dragging of not doing anything above the bare minimum to enact the DJT agenda. The CockCuriousCare repeal that the Bathhouse Rat vetoed should've been passed again on Day 1 instead of dawdling around for the whole fucking session designing some inferior alternative that McRINO could vote against. And the wall should already be two years old.

It's impossible to overstate what a sellout prick Private Ryan was.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 19, 2019 07:33 AM (y7DUB)

55 Hey everybody

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 19, 2019 07:35 AM (7ZQe3)

56 McKonehead wants a federal minimum age for buying tobacco products. Why? Nothing in the Constitution gives the feds authority to regulate tobacco.

While the march to decriminalize marijuana marches on.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at April 19, 2019 07:35 AM (lD3vL)

57 And none of this was ever about Russian collusion, except for truly stupid people like AOC.

It was about the Dems (and NeverTrumpers) refusing to accept the result of the last election.

The investigation was a fishing expedition. Speaking of which, where did I put my waders?

Posted by: Caliban at April 19, 2019 07:36 AM (QE8X6)

58 Civil War

lets get it on

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 07:36 AM (bim/x)

59 'On this day in 1775 the American Revolution began when an American militia unit fought in Lexington and Concord, MA.'

And what a day it was. General Gage kicked the hornet's nest and hornets don't fight fair.

Posted by: freaked at April 19, 2019 07:36 AM (UdKB7)

60 While the march to decriminalize marijuana marches on.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy

I'm sure that soon, a marijuana smoking area will be required in all restaurants and airplanes

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2019 07:37 AM (LAt9N)

61 Good morning. May I shaw you my fart jar collection?

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at April 19, 2019 07:37 AM (e58od)

62 what's pretty amazing about this is their inability over all to actually not have been able to' fix' The Trump team with all their spying, infiltration of His campaign and life.

the saddest thing I've witnesses in America . I would never have believed it if I hadn't watched it the last few years.

shameful banana republic.
G-d forbid we get one moment of Joy in an election .

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2019 07:37 AM (r/xAU)

63 The "Deep State" affected the 2018 elections more than the Russian could have ever hoped to. They will try desperately to do the same to the next election. It will be an all out fuckfest.

Yeah, but collusion, corruption, manipulation and fraud are perfectly fine if bearing a US Passport or avoiding deportation.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at April 19, 2019 07:38 AM (lD3vL)

64 I'd give kelly ann an ultimatum: leave your husband or resign

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 07:40 AM (bim/x)

65 Kate Smith? What's next? "Casablanca"? "The Mikado"? "Othello"?

Posted by: Caliban at April 19, 2019 07:40 AM (QE8X6)

66
McKonehead wants a federal minimum age for buying tobacco products.
Why? Nothing in the Constitution gives the feds authority to regulate
tobacco.



While the march to decriminalize marijuana marches on.


Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at April 19, 2019 07:35 AM

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Same thing that gives them the power to regulate firearms sales by age. That has been settled law for decades.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 19, 2019 07:40 AM (JUOKG)

67 Morning everyone and happy Good Friday! My grandson got the paternity results back and he is indeed the daddy so my great grandson really is my greatgrandson. Bitch ex GF continues to be a complete and total ***t and now says she won't allow any more visits. So step two.. get my grandsons name on the birth certificate.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 19, 2019 07:40 AM (dUJdY)

68 19 You mentioned Ohr twice.
Posted by: JAS at April 19, 2019 07:16 AM (KOCKb)


Bruce, Nellie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2019 07:41 AM (zBaqJ)

69 51 Yet those same people want those 16 yr olds voting

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 07:42 AM (BbGew)

70 Indeed.

Posted by: JAS at April 19, 2019 07:42 AM (KOCKb)

71 65
Kate Smith? What's next? "Casablanca"? "The Mikado"? "Othello"?

Posted by: Caliban at April 19, 2019 07:40 AM (QE8X6)

I have to admit that recording she made for Yankee Stadium way back was racist in one lyric, but instead of deleting the offending lyric they killed the whole thing.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 07:42 AM (mpXpK)

72 68 Nelluce or Brullie?

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 07:43 AM (BbGew)

73 Yet those same people want those 16 yr olds voting
Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 07:42 AM (BbGew)

First they have to clean up their rooms, do the dishes, take out the garbage and get a job. Then we can discuss voting

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 07:43 AM (bim/x)

74 I'm sure that soon, a marijuana smoking area will be required in all restaurants and airplanes

It is odd, because the top five taxed items begins with tobacco (then alcohol, gasoline, firearms and airline tickets).

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at April 19, 2019 07:43 AM (lD3vL)

75 29 Badgag or Bagdad Brian?
Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2019 07:20 AM (NpvYf)


Badgag. Sheesh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2019 07:43 AM (zBaqJ)

76 66 Same thing that gives them the power to regulate firearms sales by age. That has been settled law for decades.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 19, 2019 07:40 AM (JUOKG)

Nothing gives them the power to do that either.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 07:43 AM (mpXpK)

77 >>You mentioned Ohr twice.
Posted by: JAS at April 19, 2019 07:16 AM (KOCKb)

Bruce, Nellie.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2019 07:41 AM (zBaqJ)

Port, starboard.

Posted by: Caliban at April 19, 2019 07:43 AM (QE8X6)

78 It's what the Left has always wanted.

Guilty until Proven Innocent.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 07:44 AM (UnA8+)

79 Kate Smith? What's next? "Casablanca"? "The Mikado"? "Othello"?

Posted by: Caliban at April 19, 2019 07:40 AM (QE8X6)

Revisionist history at it's best. Fuck the yankees

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 07:44 AM (bim/x)

80 Yet those same people want those 16 yr olds voting

16 y.o voting = teacher union proxy vote

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at April 19, 2019 07:44 AM (lD3vL)

81 Nothing gives them the power to do that either.

Its implied in the "shall not be infringed" clause.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at April 19, 2019 07:45 AM (lD3vL)

82 Tucker also points out that the first year is when a new president usually has momentum to accomplish the things on which he just won the presidency. But the massive war from DeepState against him (the coup, backed by GOPe) stopped all that. MAYBE he really would have started with a pen and phone to start building the wall, using the military.


But instead he was threatened with impeachment if he dared to act like a president. He got no honeymoon ... it was warfare from before he was elected. The DC Cabal was sure they had Hillary to sweep away all their sedition ... and they are still mostly winning (record illegal invasion).


No real reason to be cheering till we get some real indictments ... again, BigPromises that will happen. maybe ... #2weeks. Barr would have to be willing to take down his friend Mueller, or at least address some others. Border wall still on hold ... so we are still losing ground.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 19, 2019 07:45 AM (Cus5s)

83 wow Jewells, great news, but is she demanding child support to be caught up now?

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2019 07:45 AM (r/xAU)

84 78 It's what the Left has always wanted.

Guilty until Proven Innocent.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 07:44 AM (UnA8+)


Guilty and impossible to prove innocent for us. The opposite for them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2019 07:45 AM (zBaqJ)

85 'Fuck the yankees'

Hear Hear!

Posted by: zombie General Thomas Gage at April 19, 2019 07:46 AM (UdKB7)

86 I want a special prosecutor to crawl up Omar's ass and that other arab in congress to see if they are loyal to America. How about them apples?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 07:46 AM (bim/x)

87 Bitch ex GF continues to be a complete and total ***t and now says she won't allow any more visits.

Posted by: Jewells45

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Man, that stinks Jewells45. The going rate around here to make that problem go away is about $5500.

But that would be wrong of course. I have seen an instance or two where a goon has a quiet talk with mommy dearest and things improved.

Remarkable the power of a whispered word or two.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2019 07:47 AM (+IAze)

88 what's pretty amazing about this is their inability over all to actually not have been able to' fix' The Trump team with all their spying, infiltration of His campaign and life.

I'm not going to say that Trump is holy and that his life is worth pointing out as a model of morality and virtue, but the Evil Ones who infiltrate for the purpose of destruction probably are such utter reprobates that even in that toilet of Washington DC they emit and even greater foul smell.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at April 19, 2019 07:47 AM (lD3vL)

89 Seems quiet in here. Everyone sleeping one off? Where's the woodpecker gal and her sleep-deprived paramour?

Posted by: Caliban at April 19, 2019 07:48 AM (QE8X6)

90 I think one of the worst thoughts to come out of this election 'process' is realizing it's possible we never really had choices, they'd weedle the primaries down to Who They would allow to run and win.

makes it all a sham.

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2019 07:48 AM (r/xAU)

91 BlueBird, right, One cannot say he's perfect, Ive never been under any allusion he is. But compared to what we've seen from our 'betters'>

hands down.

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2019 07:49 AM (r/xAU)

92 90
I think one of the worst thoughts to come out of this election 'process'
is realizing it's possible we never really had choices, they'd weedle
the primaries down to Who They would allow to run and win.



makes it all a sham.

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2019 07:48 AM (r/xAU)

The Democrats do that with their "special" Party votes, Republicans do it somewhat but not as bad.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 07:50 AM (mpXpK)

93 and they are still mostly winning (record illegal invasion).

The invasion was going to happen anyway - its all about apportionment for the upcoming census. It will create all kinds of gerrymandering opportunities.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at April 19, 2019 07:50 AM (lD3vL)

94 Nuetered Dame CNN's only hope for the ratings.

Posted by: saf at April 19, 2019 07:51 AM (5IHGB)

95 84 78 It's what the Left has always wanted.

Guilty until Proven Innocent.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 07:44 AM (UnA8+)


Guilty and impossible to prove innocent for us. The opposite for them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2019 07:45 AM (zBaqJ)

When you consider that being a Prosecutor is mostly a political position...

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 07:51 AM (UnA8+)

96 Everything will have to be settled in court. Up to this point he was giving her money and seeing his son about once a week. She's gotten more and more out of control and vicious towards him. My biggest fear is my great grandbaby and his well being. She could DIAF for all I care.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 19, 2019 07:52 AM (dUJdY)

97 67 Morning everyone and happy Good Friday! My grandson got the paternity results back and he is indeed the daddy so my great grandson really is my greatgrandson. Bitch ex GF continues to be a complete and total ***t and now says she won't allow any more visits. So step two.. get my grandsons name on the birth certificate.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 19, 2019 07:40 AM (dUJdY)

Good news, Jewells! At least partially. as to visitation - well you hate to go there unless you have to, but that's what Courts are for.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2019 07:52 AM (V2Yro)

98 There are no women in the Allman brothers' band. Someone ought to form the Allwomen band of sisters.

Posted by: Brie Larson at April 19, 2019 07:52 AM (/qEW2)

99 All I need to make this week complete is Ruth Bader Meinhoff or Jimmuh Carter to expire.

A man can dream.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2019 07:53 AM (Z+IKu)

100 "The once-happy and peaceful plains of America are either to be drenched in blood or inhabited by slaves. Sad alternative! But can a virtuous man hesitate in his choice?"

George Washington, after hearing of the events at Lexington and Concord.

Posted by: freaked at April 19, 2019 07:53 AM (UdKB7)

101 remember how the Media encouraged Trumps run?

and as soon as he did they tried to destroy his campaign, so their fair queen known by us as bloody mary could walk right in, just as desired.

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2019 07:53 AM (r/xAU)

102 jewells, I would she will get to a point of understanding the child is better off the more advocates she/he has in life.

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2019 07:55 AM (r/xAU)

103 Who Will Convert Us? The Life of James V. Schall, S.J.
______

A survival from the days when Jesuits could actually be Catholics.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 19, 2019 07:55 AM (VaN/j)

104 101 remember how the Media encouraged Trumps run?

and as soon as he did they tried to destroy his campaign, so their fair queen known by us as bloody mary could walk right in, just as desired.
Posted by: willow at April 19, 2019 07:53 AM (r/xAU)

She crashed and burned against their handpicked jabrone.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 07:55 AM (UnA8+)

105 100 "The once-happy and peaceful plains of America are either to be drenched in blood or inhabited by slaves. Sad alternative! But can a virtuous man hesitate in his choice?"

George Washington, after hearing of the events at Lexington and Concord.

Posted by: freaked
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Clearly no. We are going to have to go all St. Michael the Archangel on them eventually.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2019 07:55 AM (+IAze)

106 So f people from a group known as 'Bible Believers stood on a public corner of a local university with anti-pretty much anything type signs.

And of course the horde of angry students descended upon them to silence their message.

Five people, folks.

All you had to do was ignore them.


But noooo...........

Posted by: Zombie Hellen Thomas at April 19, 2019 07:55 AM (cqNba)

107 101
remember how the Media encouraged Trumps run?



and as soon as he did they tried to destroy his campaign, so their
fair queen known by us as bloody mary could walk right in, just as
desired.

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2019 07:53 AM (r/xAU)

The MFM first wanted RINO Bush-III or RINO Rubio. They got neither because Trump stomped their ass,

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 07:55 AM (mpXpK)

108 "No real reason to be cheering till we get some real indictments ... again, BigPromises that will happen. maybe ... #2weeks. Barr would have to be willing to take down his friend Mueller, or at least address some others. Border wall still on hold ... so we are still losing ground.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 19, 2019 07:45 AM (Cus5s) "



Sadly, this.
And little or no sign that it will improve.

I blame PDT for none of this. He is trying to move forward with his supposed allies sabotaging every step.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian at April 19, 2019 07:56 AM (wA4OO)

109 O/T

Nancy Pelisi was in Northern Ireland - for some j earthly reason I cannot even begin to contemplate - and as is usual for Democrat reptiles immediately cosied up to the terrorist wing of left wing Irish republicanism. Within hours her allies here shot and murdered a journalist. Probably by mistake as the woman shot worked for BuzzFeed so "journalist" is putting it a bit strong, but nevertheless a leftist media commentator.

Can't you keep your bleating, commy, Midas rabbit foot wizened old whores in the States?

We don't get much luck here in Ulster and we really don't need this dry snatched old harpy spreading her malevolent fortune around the globe.

Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg at April 19, 2019 07:56 AM (CQLBg)

110 Fake families crossing the border?!
Say it isn't so!

This is why it is so annoying when the Left whines about DHS family separations. Guys, the kids were separated from their families long before they crossed the border --- and your policies encouraged it, and all the abuse the kids have endured to get here.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 07:57 AM (W+vEI)

111 In regards to the passive collusion nonsense...if Russian interference was so bad, and President Oblahblah couldn't be bothered to do anything about it, what was candidate Trump supposed to do?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 19, 2019 07:57 AM (81OU+)

112 Be off me, you old sock

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 19, 2019 07:58 AM (cqNba)

113 21 Police Say Previously Deported Illegal Alien Raped, Sex Trafficked Teen Girl


Every day BB has a new story of some illegal, or Obama legal, who kills and rapes some young American girl.
Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 07:17 AM (mpXpK)

Raping the childrens Americans will not rape

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 19, 2019 07:58 AM (uevCa)

114 From last night's post, but fits here:
***
pjmedia.com/the case for obstruction in the Mueller-report may not be as strong as the msm thinks it is
https://tinyurl.com/y2wz62z3
A walkthrough of 11 points Mueller thought could be obstruction
Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 06:02 AM (BbGew)

***
IMO there's only one obstruction claim of any note, and that's Trump's alleged order to McGahn to fire Mueller and Trump's later denial of issuing that order. Bottom line: Mueller wasn't fired and Trump had the power to do it, so it doesn't amount to anything except in liberal reporters' "but for" musings.

But also, Trump apparently and correctly thought Mueller should be removed because of his major conflicts of interest (which will probably come more in focus in the coming months) and THAT is what he talked to McGahn about (Trump said he wanted Rosenstein to handle it).

The end result might have been the same IF Mueller had been removed for conflicts (although he wasn't removed or fired), but being removed (or excused) for unresolvable conflicts is NOT the same thing as being fired. If McGahn misunderstood what Trump wanted, that is possible, but Trump's statement that he did not tell McGahn to fire Mueller seems truthful and reasonable and is not perjury or obstruction.

Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2019 07:58 AM (XROPS)

115 McKonehead wants a federal minimum age for buying tobacco products.

Seems like it's 18. Old enough to vote? You're an adult and can make adult decisions, good or bad.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 19, 2019 07:59 AM (81OU+)

116 RIP, Fr. Schall.

Any and all of his books are worth reading.

Posted by: Sal, not a one-syllable troll at April 19, 2019 07:59 AM (wR64M)

117 Can't you keep your bleating, commy, Midas rabbit foot wizened old whores in the States?


Sorry, but Nancy is a citizen of the world. She can rattle her saber, I mean teeth anywhere she wants.

Enjoy!

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2019 07:59 AM (LAt9N)

118 110 This is why it is so annoying when the Left whines about DHS family separations. Guys, the kids were separated from their families long before they crossed the border --- and your policies encouraged it, and all the abuse the kids have endured to get here.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 07:57 AM (W+vEI)

Yeah, but where else is the Pedocrat Party going to get their child sex slaves from?

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 08:00 AM (UnA8+)

119 PMSNBC

Someone just said there was collusion but the Russian and Trumpians were TOO STUPID to collude.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 19, 2019 08:00 AM (uevCa)

120 Vic. Your receiver. The coastal Carolina climate seems to destroy electronics. Try some professional contact clearer. Good luck and Happy Easter.

Posted by: CapeFear at April 19, 2019 08:00 AM (Wbzoh)

121 115 McKonehead wants a federal minimum age for buying tobacco products.

Seems like it's 18. Old enough to vote? You're an adult and can make adult decisions, good or bad.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 19, 2019 07:59 AM (81OU+)


I'm sure this has nothing to do with Weepy Wino Boehner's pot advocacy...

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 08:00 AM (UnA8+)

122 Happy news on this Good Friday: Oldest granddaughter (10) asked to go to Mass today with me. Her parents never take them.

There's hope!

Good news, indeed, Tonypete. Praying the liturgy will be enlightening and a blessing to her.

Posted by: Sal, not a one-syllable troll at April 19, 2019 08:04 AM (wR64M)

123 So a very cool thing happened to me yesterday and kinda weird and freaky also.

My niece and a cousin of mine took a 23 and Me test a while ago, separately. And just recently, someone tracked down my niece to email her and say, 'Hey, I think we may be related'.

They compared notes with her thinking he's just some distant cousin.

First cousins.

I have a sister I never knew about from when my dad was young and dumb and full of. . . You know the rest.

I got to met her yesterday. She happened to be on vacation near me so I drove 5 hours to meet her for lunch and hung out with her for the afternoon.

As scary as some of the applications of 23 and Me can be, this was a cool byproduct of what happened.

I have a brand new sister.

Posted by: Blanco at April 19, 2019 08:04 AM (QGdDN)

124 Coast Guard seizes drugs headline would be must better is said Coast Guard Sunk Drug Boat

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 19, 2019 08:05 AM (uevCa)

125 I don't know about referring to the Trade Center attack as a "fire". It was much more than that.

Posted by: freaked at April 19, 2019 08:05 AM (UdKB7)

126 I'm sure this has nothing to do with Weepy Wino Boehner's pot advocacy...
Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 08:00 AM (UnA8+)


Shocking that the whacky tobaccy lobby got Orange Lush to do their bidding.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 19, 2019 08:05 AM (y7DUB)

127 Good morning you people.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2019 08:06 AM (/m5YZ)

128 I have a brand new sister.

Posted by: Blanco
----
Wonderful! What a blessing.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2019 08:06 AM (+IAze)

129 Bidding my brothers and sister strength on your day of passion and sorrow.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2019 08:06 AM (EZebt)

130 good article on our foreign spies ... being the MSM (and others). Comey, Brennan ... how many others were good little commies in college? The "commies" recruit them when young ... Hillary was flipped from Goldwater girl ... to whatever she is now ... grifter, but also Reset with Russia, help for Iran, take down of compliant Qaddafi ... friend of Merkel ... in short ... servant to the Globalists.

Bannon has some good ideas, but he thought Mueller was a good man, and Bannon was a Goldman Sachs guy. Can't quite pin down his world view or agenda, at this point. But he hangs out with oligarchs, and those guys like their money and power.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 19, 2019 08:07 AM (Cus5s)

131 In a just world Nadler should be hung by the neck until dead but where would they find a rope strong enough?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 19, 2019 08:07 AM (JgA4k)

132 123 As scary as some of the applications of 23 and Me can be, this was a cool byproduct of what happened.

I have a brand new sister.
Posted by: Blanco at April 19, 2019 08:04 AM (QGdDN)

I can't hear "23 and Me" without it reminding me how completely full of shit Glenn Beck is.

When 23 and Me first started, he was sounding the alarms and railing against it.

Now he takes their money and shills for them as his sponsor.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 08:08 AM (UnA8+)

133 131 In a just world Nadler should be hung by the neck until dead but where would they find a rope strong enough?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 19, 2019 08:07 AM (JgA4k)

Deal with him the Islamic way.

Saw through his neck with a Rusty Scimitar.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 08:11 AM (UnA8+)

134 It's a common theme on Dennis Prager show about people using other family members as weapons against another family member.
Usually it's a minor who is used as the weapon with no choice in the matter. Very sad but all to common.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 08:11 AM (BbGew)

135 I'd give kelly ann an ultimatum: leave your husband or resign

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 07:40 AM (bim/x)


Legal Insurrection has a 10 minute clip of her giving the press holy hell. And predictably, her chubby tubby hubby calls for Trump to be removed from office yet again.

I hear that she's 'a good Catholic', which means no divorce ever I guess, but she really needs to dump that pile of grease before he clogs her drains.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 19, 2019 08:11 AM (Z4rgH)

136 115 Seems like it's 18. Old enough to vote? You're an adult and can make adult decisions, good or bad.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 19, 2019 07:59 AM (81OU+)

That's State law in most States. McKonehead wants federal law and 21.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 08:12 AM (mpXpK)

137 I got to get moving , eye strain reading here since 0430hrs is getting to me.
Don't forget to play nice

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 08:12 AM (BbGew)

138 >>As scary as some of the applications of 23 and Me can be, this was a cool byproduct of what happened.

I have a brand new sister.
- - -
Wild!
Does she look are act like you?

My hubby tracked down his birth mom years ago, and then met his half brother. It was fun seeing the similarities as the chatted about things, figuring out all of the things they had in common.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 08:12 AM (W+vEI)

139 Blanco: Me Too. I commented about it a couple weeks ago. My Mom had us all do the Ancestry DNA as Christmas presents a couple of years ago. Mom past in June and 3 weeks ago my new sister found me through Ancestry. Talk about a little shock and awe. I am an only child so this has been an "experience". Unfortunately, she will never know Mom but we are emailing and can hopefully meet in the near future. We are both in our 60's!

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at April 19, 2019 08:12 AM (Z0huu)

140 Now easy yall, advocating for violence against our fellow citizens is frowned upon by our host. Creative use of pineapples however...

Posted by: freaked at April 19, 2019 08:13 AM (UdKB7)

141 135 I'd give kelly ann an ultimatum: leave your husband or resign

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 07:40 AM (bim/x)

Legal Insurrection has a 10 minute clip of her giving the press holy hell. And predictably, her chubby tubby hubby calls for Trump to be removed from office yet again.

I hear that she's 'a good Catholic', which means no divorce ever I guess, but she really needs to dump that pile of grease before he clogs her drains.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 19, 2019 08:11 AM (Z4rgH)

She needs to give her husband the Warren G. Harding treatment.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 08:13 AM (UnA8+)

142 136 That's State law in most States. McKonehead wants federal law and 21.
Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 08:12 AM (mpXpK)

Then I think I'm right that this is about Boehner and weed.

21 for cigarettes.

But only 18 for Tha Chronic.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 08:14 AM (UnA8+)

143 LAsue, I imagine the people that Trump can trust is quite small.

so with Gahn They will choose who is telling the truth.- truth be damned, provable? another story.

Posted by: willow at April 19, 2019 08:15 AM (r/xAU)

144 That's State law in most States. McKonehead wants federal law and 21.
Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 08:12 AM (mpXpK)

Doesn't this man have better things to do?

Typical Looter mentality.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2019 08:15 AM (Z+IKu)

145 Oh please, Rep. Tlaib, stage a hunger strike.

This what you get when you elect a legit paid Soros activist to Congress (her salary is listed on the Open Society tax filings).

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 08:16 AM (W+vEI)

146 @realDonaldTrump 19 minutes ago

Statements are made about me by certain people in the Crazy Mueller Report, in itself written by 18 Angry Democrat Trump Haters, which are fabricated & totally untrue. Watch out for people that take so-called "notes," when the notes never existed until needed. Because I never....

...agreed to testify, it was not necessary for me to respond to statements made in the "Report" about me, some of which are total bullshit & only given to make the other person look good (or me to look bad). This was an Illegally Started Hoax that never should have happened, a...

(Still waiting for the next...)


BTW Seth Abramson finally ended his twitter storm @ tweet #450. That's not a bit crazy.

Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2019 08:16 AM (cF8AT)

147
The left is completely unhinged. I'm hoping he really sends them all to a Jonestown conclusion

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2019 08:16 AM (xTjP0)

148 Kate Smith's God Bless America is now banned at Yankee Stadium.

--

This makes me want to puke. Leftists are on a constant search and destroy mission to tear down our traditions. They live and breathe ways to be as anti-American as possible. Absolutely unbelievable what they are achieving, might I add.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 19, 2019 08:16 AM (JoUsr)

149 Good Good Friday morning to you all. Thanks JJ for the links. Now I'll attempt to catch up.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 19, 2019 08:17 AM (lwiT4)

150 Not only do the feds have no authority for this shit, but it is totally unnecessary. Teen smoking has been on the decline for over a decade.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 08:17 AM (mpXpK)

151 A few people say they see a family resemblance with the two of us.

She has a great sense of humor so I get the gut feeling she would fit in with the jokes that go on here.

Posted by: Blanco at April 19, 2019 08:18 AM (QGdDN)

152 Kate Smith's God Bless America is now banned at Yankee Stadium.


https://tinyurl.com/y2razrk9
Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 07:31 AM (mpXpK)


Let me guess, because it offends/triggers America haters

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2019 08:18 AM (xTjP0)

153 Trump, the evil genius, so carefully planned his Russian collusion and hid it so well but the criminal openly destroyed all evidence of collusion while the fool by blind luck didn't directly collude so his staff's refusal to follow his orders are the only thing that kept him from colluding.

That's the coherent, internally consistent media refrain

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 19, 2019 08:18 AM (TN1P5)

154 I sometimes wonder how different things would be if the media and the Democrats had responded sanely to Trump.
I think their demonic insanity pushed him to the right.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 19, 2019 08:19 AM (JgA4k)

155 152 Let me guess, because it offends/triggers America haters

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2019 08:18 AM (xTjP0)

One racist lyric.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 08:19 AM (mpXpK)

156 148 Kate Smith's God Bless America is now banned at Yankee Stadium.

--

This makes me want to puke. Leftists are on a constant search and destroy mission to tear down our traditions. They live and breathe ways to be as anti-American as possible. Absolutely unbelievable what they are achieving, might I add.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 19, 2019 08:16 AM (JoUsr)

Eh.

Only the Philadelphia Flyers should have the rights to Kate Smith.

And I hate the Flyers.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 08:20 AM (UnA8+)

157 An observation I saw yesterday, which deserves to be repeated --

The report is a prosecutor laying out their case, which is the jaundiced view of someone aiming at getting a conviction. In this case, a conviction in the public eye, since no charges were actually brought.

There's no defense team cross examining the state's witnesses, no rebuttal witnesses, just Mueller's Holy Writ. And a large media cheering section.

It was this that I think Barr was objecting to re 'legal theories' of the special consel.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 19, 2019 08:21 AM (Z4rgH)

158 "That's State law in most States. McKonehead wants federal law and 21."

Tobacco Sanctuary States?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 19, 2019 08:21 AM (cqNba)

159 Coast Guard seizes drugs headline would be must better is said Coast Guard Sunk Drug Boat

--

The Drug Boat
Soon will be making another run
The Drug Boat
Something for everyone...

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 19, 2019 08:21 AM (JoUsr)

160 Any state ceding their Electoral Delegates to the popular vote needs to have their election federalized.


If they want to give away their vote to everybody else, everybody else should regulate their elections.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2019 08:21 AM (oVJmc)

161 Leftist DC housing policy turns out as well as you'd think, and metro areas are depopulating faster and faster.

So they move to the suburbs and turn them Democrat. How could this be working any better if it was deliberate policy?

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2019 08:22 AM (sdi6R)

162 In a just world Nadler should be hung by the neck until dead but where would they find a rope strong enough?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 19, 2019 08:07 AM (JgA4k)

Deal with him the Islamic way.

Saw through his neck with a Rusty Scimitar.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 08:11 AM (UnA8+)


A few weeks ago someone linked a clip of that formerly fat fuck getting heckled by someone off camera; the look that cocksucker got on his disgusting mug indicated the Arkancide Wet Work squad was about to be summoned.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 19, 2019 08:22 AM (y7DUB)

163 Rancida Tliban calls for hunger strikes to end ICE
========

Porker could use a hunger strike. She looks like she's well on her way to 300 pounds.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 19, 2019 08:22 AM (vg8iE)

164 158 Tobacco Sanctuary States?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 19, 2019 08:21 AM (cqNba)

B4 I quit smoking stores were asking for a picture ID here. State law.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 08:22 AM (mpXpK)

165 She has a great sense of humor so I get the gut feeling she would fit in with the jokes that go on here.

Posted by: Blanco at April 19, 2019 08:18 AM (QGdDN)

That is so cool!

Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2019 08:23 AM (cF8AT)

166 "B4 I quit smoking stores were asking for a picture ID here. State law."

Tell them that you're there to cast a vote, and buy smokes.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 19, 2019 08:23 AM (cqNba)

167 Rancida Tliban calls for hunger strikes to end ICE
========

Porker could use a hunger strike. She looks like she's well on her way to 300 pounds.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 19, 2019 08:22 AM (vg8iE)


No time like the present. She ought to start starving to death

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2019 08:23 AM (RyEgp)

168 >>BTW Seth Abramson finally ended his twitter storm @ tweet #450. That's not a bit crazy.


So . . . he did this to prove his soon to be released book about Russia collusion was in fact vindicated by the Mueller report, right?

Way to show you are crazy obsessed with that narrative AND essentially tweet out the content of your book so that there's now no need to buy it even if you still believe in Russia Russia Russia!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 08:23 AM (W+vEI)

169 I have the dog out for her early morning constitutional and she's acting like a teenager dragged out of bed.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 19, 2019 08:23 AM (JgA4k)

170 Let me guess, because it offends/triggers America haters


Worse, it's because Kate Smith also once did a song about 'darkies.'


Everything is emanations and penumbras.


Except when it involves a liberal icon, of course.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2019 08:23 AM (oVJmc)

171 161 Leftist DC housing policy turns out as well as you'd think, and metro areas are depopulating faster and faster.

So they move to the suburbs and turn them Democrat. How could this be working any better if it was deliberate policy?
Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2019 08:22 AM (sdi6R)

Hirjah.

Emigrate to Conquer.

The Left IS Islam.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 08:23 AM (UnA8+)

172 ....


THIS is a GOOD FRIDAY?

Posted by: saf at April 19, 2019 08:23 AM (5IHGB)

173 Rancida Tliban calls for hunger strikes to end ICE

--

A hunger strike. How...effective. Then she can hold her breathe until she turns blue. Then she can roll around on the floor kicking and screaming until she gets what she wants. Very, very effective. And mature.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 19, 2019 08:25 AM (JoUsr)

174 The Drug Boat
Soon will be making another run
The Drug Boat
Something for everyone...
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 19, 2019 08:21 AM (JoUsr)

Kind of funny as if I recall Julie was a coke head.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 19, 2019 08:25 AM (uevCa)

175 McKonehead wants a federal minimum age for buying tobacco products. Why? Nothing in the Constitution gives the feds authority to regulate tobacco.

While the march to decriminalize marijuana marches on.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at April 19, 2019 07:35 AM (lD3vL)


Every day, CNBC and Bloomberg do at least one story about how great the pot industry is. Pot ETFs are the greatest, pot shops are the greatest. It's pure propaganda

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2019 08:25 AM (RyEgp)

176 DC Progressive Housing Program Causing Chaos in Upscale Liberal Apartment Complex


I was told a parallel story about a shantytown in South Africa known as District 14 (probably inspired the movie District 9). The government replaced this shantytown with highrise apartments with modern toilets, kitchens, hardwood floors, .. the whole package. Before long, they found the residence ripping up the floors to make fires to cook their food .. likewise some of the walls.

It's been said you can lead a horse to water, but you can't assume it knows how to turn on the facet.

Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2019 08:26 AM (QkjLD)

177 Kate Smith's God Bless America is now banned at Yankee Stadium.

Once again proving the wisdom of that time-honored Boston chant, "YANKEES SUCK!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect PIercing at April 19, 2019 08:27 AM (Ki5SV)

178 >>I was told a parallel story about a shantytown in South Africa known as District 14 (probably inspired the movie District 9). The government replaced this shantytown with highrise apartments with modern toilets, kitchens, hardwood floors, .. the whole package. Before long, they found the residence ripping up the floors to make fires to cook their food .. likewise some of the walls.


Also throughout Europe are cases where newly arrived refugees burn down their refugee center in protest --- they want iphones, faster wifi, nicer clothes, so they destroy what they've been given.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 08:28 AM (W+vEI)

179 Worse, it's because Kate Smith also once did a song about 'darkies.'

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Remember when that ugly Joyless Reid dressed up as a "beautiful" black woman (what a weird choice)? Outcry status from the left, zero. Remember the VA governor in blackface? Outcry status from the left, practically zero. There are other examples my brain is too tired to dredge up at the moment.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 19, 2019 08:29 AM (JoUsr)

180 178 Also throughout Europe are cases where newly arrived refugees burn down their refugee center in protest --- they want iphones, faster wifi, nicer clothes, so they destroy what they've been given.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 08:28 AM (W+vEI)

They're not being paid enough Jizya.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 08:29 AM (UnA8+)

181 So . . . he did this to prove his soon to be released book about Russia collusion was in fact vindicated by the Mueller report, right?

Way to show you are crazy obsessed with that narrative AND essentially tweet out the content of your book so that there's now no need to buy it even if you still believe in Russia Russia Russia!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 08:23 AM (W+vEI)

Right!? I was thinking that at about tweet #200! I wasn't reading them just noting how many there were.

Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2019 08:30 AM (cF8AT)

182 George Conway op-ed in WaPo:
"What the Mueller report disturbingly shows, with crystal clarity, is that today there is a cancer in the presidency: President Donald J. Trump."
"Congress now bears the solemn constitutional duty to excise that cancer without delay."

I don't know how Kellyanne can stand her husband. He is disgusting and is sabotaging her job.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2019 08:31 AM (RBOtF)

183 Worse, it's because Kate Smith also once did a song about 'darkies.'


Everything is emanations and penumbras.


Except when it involves a liberal icon, of course.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2019 08:23 AM (oVJmc)



Bing Crosby: (looks at Abraham song scene in Holiday Inn) OH SHIT!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2019 08:31 AM (RyEgp)

184 There's no defense team cross examining the state's witnesses, no rebuttal witnesses, just Mueller's Holy Writ. And a large media cheering section.

It was this that I think Barr was objecting to re 'legal theories' of the special consel.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 19, 2019 08:21 AM (Z4rgH)


So true- even where they present "both" sides, the report is biased in tone and substance. But the legal theory Barr referred to is, I think Mueller's analysis of obstruction law and standards that he applied, which are laid out in the report.

Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2019 08:31 AM (XROPS)

185
Kind of funny as if I recall Julie was a coke head.

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She was. I think she spent a number of years coked up while taping the show.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 19, 2019 08:31 AM (JoUsr)

186 Let me guess, because it offends/triggers America haters


Worse, it's because Kate Smith also once did a song about 'darkies.'


Everything is emanations and penumbras.


Except when it involves a liberal icon, of course.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2019 08:23 AM (oVJmc)


The song was "Pickaninnies Heaven" from her one and only movie, Hello, Everybody!, which no one would know about unless you were an obsessive Kate Smith fan or a devotee of bad movies.

Even with Notre Dame still smoking, the push goes on to remove any mention of God in the public sphere. If that worthless pantload Dolan weren't so busy renewing his subscription to Playgirl, one would think this would be the perfect opportunity for a Cardinal of the RCC to get in front of the mikes and deliver a rhetorical ass-kicking.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect PIercing at April 19, 2019 08:32 AM (Ki5SV)

187 George Conway op-ed in WaPo:
"What the Mueller report disturbingly shows, with crystal clarity, is that today there is a cancer in the presidency: President Donald J. Trump."
"Congress now bears the solemn constitutional duty to excise that cancer without delay."

I don't know how Kellyanne can stand her husband. He is disgusting and is sabotaging her job.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2019 08:31 AM (RBOtF)



What a pitiful fucking loser. I agree. How can she stand to be with that douchebag?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2019 08:32 AM (RyEgp)

188 Every day, CNBC and Bloomberg do at least one story about how great the pot industry is. Pot ETFs are the greatest, pot shops are the greatest. It's pure propaganda
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2019 08:25 AM (RyEgp)

I have been thinking about this.
1. It is old people that smoked dope and thought they were cool back in that day. So now this coolness must be shared with (praised even) everyone. We made cigs uncool but dope is cool? Illegal dope may be cool but legal weed is just stupid.
2. Much like high tops, thug life, and rap is made mainstream so is the drug life. Somehow 35% abortion rates, 3rd world like infant mortality, and 80% illegitimacy need to be brought into other cultures so that they can be cool.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 19, 2019 08:32 AM (uevCa)

189 It's been said you can lead a horse to water, but you can't assume it knows how to turn on the facet.
Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2019 08:26 AM (QkjLD)

Johnny Carson said is you can get him to roll over and float on his back you could sell tickets to that.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 19, 2019 08:33 AM (uevCa)

190 179 Worse, it's because Kate Smith also once did a song about 'darkies.'

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Remember when that ugly Joyless Reid dressed up as a "beautiful" black woman (what a weird choice)? Outcry status from the left, zero. Remember the VA governor in blackface? Outcry status from the left, practically zero. There are other examples my brain is too tired to dredge up at the moment.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 19, 2019 08:29 AM (JoUsr)

============

The Left should never watch a Marx Brothers movie again.

They might all die from fainting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsw9jYU_rJI

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 08:34 AM (oh/Sd)

191 Anyone with me on disbanding the entire DOJ? It wasn't a creation of the Constitution but rather Congress jerking themselves off with some BIG IDEA. The entire department is a nest of snakes overly enamored with bending citizens over and running roughshod over the rights of the accused.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 19, 2019 08:34 AM (y7DUB)

192 ...yeah, but Trump said to drop tons of water on Notre Dame, thereby damaging it!

Posted by: The Left at April 19, 2019 08:35 AM (C78No)

193 Rancida Tliban Calls for Hunger Strikes to "Shut Down ICE" (I look forward to Bobby Sands-like GAINZZ! - jjs)
________

I don't recall where, but yesterday I saw someone make the point that she did this at a banquet. Which is eminently believable.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 19, 2019 08:35 AM (VaN/j)

194 While the march to decriminalize marijuana marches on.



Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at April 19, 2019 07:35 AM (lD3vL)





The anti-Temperance League marches on. Cannot understand that tobacco is now a great sin even though its side-effects mostly damage the individual smoker's lungs and shortens xeir lives, while marijuana has the very real potential to extend its effects to other totally innocent individual families and individuals that are involved in auto (or other) accidents from impaired stoners.

Oh wait, I forgot, it's liberal progressives that are supporting this...never mind!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 19, 2019 08:36 AM (f3oO4)

195 I like this thinking!

So how about a state law making it unlawful to reveal the precise vote count sooner than 24 hours after the House of Representatives has counted the electoral votes and certified the winner?

The popular vote number would still be published for those curious to know it; it will just be published later, when the House has counted the electoral votes, declared a winner, and it is too late to be used for purposes of the NPVIC. For how can a "NPVIC state" "assign" its electoral votes to the winner of the popular vote if it does not know what the popular vote is?

Obviously, the more the merrier. But just a single state, the bigger, the better (Texas?), sealing its popular vote until the winner is certified could be enough to defeat the NPVIC and perhaps even make it pointless to continue to pursue the NPVIC at all.


Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 08:36 AM (W+vEI)

196 Do "they" still fly an American flag at the Yankee's stadium place?

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 19, 2019 08:36 AM (RuIsu)

197 Ol' Yeller slammng Ed Henry live on F&F!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2019 08:37 AM (EZebt)

198 Well, I suppose I'd better get to work. A blessed Easter and Passover to you all.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect PIercing at April 19, 2019 08:37 AM (Ki5SV)

199
I was told a parallel story about a shantytown in South Africa known as District 14 (probably inspired the movie District 9). The government replaced this shantytown with highrise apartments with modern toilets, kitchens, hardwood floors, .. the whole package. Before long, they found the residence ripping up the floors to make fires to cook their food .. likewise some of the walls.







When I lived in Fresno back in the early 90s, there was a section near FSU which was nearly all Hmong. I took a wrong turn once and drove through, and was surprised to see that the residents had dug fire pits with kettles in the lawns of the apartment complexes, and they were setting out raw meat for sale on the sidewalks. Raw meat from what animal, I have no idea.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 19, 2019 08:37 AM (eXA4G)

200 So I'm sitting here on Good Friday reading about a priest being punched because Trump.

G-d help us all.

Meanwhile, we're expecting very severe storms here in a few hours. 70+ mph winds, hail, etc. Local news is telling us to expect massive power outages. Hope my husband is able to make it home from IN safely.

Hope all you morons who have been through it are okay, and everyone in these storms paths will remain safe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 08:38 AM (ptqGC)

201 Levin is on Fox and Friends screaming.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 08:38 AM (ptqGC)

202 Morning Horde! Excellent Intro JJ. Right on the money.

Grenell flies under the radar, but he has become a valuable member of the cause. Unafraid of the MSM.

Posted by: Jonah at April 19, 2019 08:38 AM (ub5T/)

203 179>>>

Behar, not Reid.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 08:39 AM (t3nAe)

204 The song was "Pickaninnies Heaven" from her one and only movie, Hello, Everybody!, which no one would know about unless you were an obsessive Kate Smith fan or a devotee of bad movies.

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Right! I actually just went to TCM to see if the movie had recently aired, but don't think you can retroactively check the schedule. Some idiot must've stumbled upon it and then stumbled upon the song, before passing around the "outrage!" about it. Either that, or the tip off came from Ben Mankiewicz. Which I wouldn't put it past him.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 19, 2019 08:39 AM (JoUsr)

205 ...Can't you keep your bleating, commy, Midas rabbit foot wizened old whores in the States?

We don't get much luck here in Ulster and we really don't need this dry snatched old harpy spreading her malevolent fortune around the globe.

Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg at April 19, 2019 07:56 AM (CQLBg)


Y'all keep Nancy P., and we'll take your lepers. Deal?

Please?

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 19, 2019 08:40 AM (Z4rgH)

206 Behar, not Reid.

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You're right, my bad.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 19, 2019 08:40 AM (JoUsr)

207 I'mmm a Yankee Dandy Doodler...

Posted by: Mayor Bootygig at April 19, 2019 08:40 AM (UdKB7)

208 191 Anyone with me on disbanding the entire DOJ? CH

The entire Mueller thing in not JUSTICE. How can I aint got shit turn into 400 pages? We hear on every cop show how the DA can indict a ham sammich. So after two year they get 2 convictions for ZERO in their scope. Remember they Rosenpenis sent a second memo 11 months into the scene (WHEN THEY HAD NOTHING) and add obstruction.

This was not an investigation. Makes the witch trials looks like good jurisprudence.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 19, 2019 08:40 AM (uevCa)

209 You're right, my bad.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 19, 2019 08:40 AM (JoUsr)

They are sisters in Joylessness!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 19, 2019 08:41 AM (uevCa)

210 Let the left and the MSM crow about obstruction. The American people have moved on. Dems and deep state blew their wad, and their future scandals will be toothless.

By Tuesday this sh#t will be forgotten. Even Steny Hoyer knows that

Posted by: Jonah at April 19, 2019 08:41 AM (ub5T/)

211 Two week spinal fusion surgery update. Incision has healed nicely with no sign of infection. The low blood pressure issue that delayed hospital discharge has not resurfaced. Actual spine pain is relatively low at the surgical site. Sciatica pain is a different story. Affects both legs but split about 60/40 right to left. It comes on every night while trying to sleep so must be somehow posture related. Gabapentin was prescribed to help with nerve pain. Next followup at Duke is Monday. Cautiously optimistic over outcome.

Posted by: Agitator at April 19, 2019 08:42 AM (m9DnX)

212 the whole special counsel, unlimited scope and financing ... is Lawfare of the worst kind. Mueller started knocking down supporters of the duly elected president ... Flynn I heard now owes like $6M in legal fees ... and if he didn't suck Mueller's duck, Mueller promised to use the full power of government to destroy his kids.


Same thing for Corsi/Stone really. And they can go by "FBI notes" because recordings might not say what they want, as they tell any lie to try to confuse/entrap, whatever fly gets caught in their web of deceit and sedition.


It was/is a coup. They act just like KGB/Stasi (and yes, I see dead people) ... even POTUS was told to shut up and like it. To clean up the Swamp ... conviction of the criminals in this Crime of the Century is essential. (and if we don't stop the illegals, may not matter anyway, in ten years).

Posted by: illiniwek at April 19, 2019 08:43 AM (Cus5s)

213 I have to go pick up some drugs at CVS. BBL

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 08:43 AM (mpXpK)

214 That whole Kate Smith and Yankees scandal is beyond stupid ...
Paul Robeson sang and recorded the same song!!

Posted by: RoninellaMamma at April 19, 2019 08:43 AM (9Ni3Z)

215 Mueller had a bi-partisan reputation before all of this. He was a rich man before this, and always will be. A marine to boot

But now 50% of the country thinks he is a dirty cop

Posted by: Jonah at April 19, 2019 08:44 AM (ub5T/)

216 >>. . .Cautiously optimistic over outcome.

Excellent news, Agitator!
Back surgery is not fun - hubby's had a few of those and it was, to him, worse than cancer.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 08:44 AM (W+vEI)

217 Considering its origins and authors, the report is not trustworthy. I believe it like I believe the rathergate memos

Posted by: Anonimus at April 19, 2019 08:45 AM (b/7jm)

218 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2019 08:45 AM (u82oZ)

219 Barr needs to do a little wag the dog, and set up some Grand Juries. Realize it will be tough to go after the FBI hacks, will hurt the Agency in the short run, but he needs some perp walks.

Posted by: Jonah at April 19, 2019 08:45 AM (ub5T/)

220 I see Mr. Kellyanne Conway is calling PDT a "cancer" now and must be removed from office.

I cannot for the life of me understand that marriage. She ain't married to him for his looks. He makes Tater look svelte.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 08:45 AM (ptqGC)

221 Northernlurker, did you just recently get a doggeh? ISTR you thinking about adopting one...

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 19, 2019 08:45 AM (dm05u)

222 >>But now 50% of the country thinks he is a dirty cop


About damn time.
He does not have a good track record - see Whitey Bulger. Also think he may have been involved in the Jeffry Epstein whitewash shenanigans?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 08:46 AM (W+vEI)

223 "But now 50% of the country thinks he is a dirty cop"

I'd put that closer to 100%, as he managed to piss off everyone.

Good morning, Horde!

Posted by: navybrat swimming upstream at April 19, 2019 08:46 AM (w7KSn)

224 210>>>

People who used to be sane when I knew them years ago were shitting all over my Twitter feed about how Hoyer is a traitor who needs to be immediately replaced by a "real progressive" for saying it's not worth it to Impeach.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 08:46 AM (t3nAe)

225 Good Good Friday morning to you all. Thanks JJ for the links. Now I'll attempt to catch up.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 19, 2019 08:17 AM (lwiT4)

Hi grammie!

Posted by: Trump's Hair at April 19, 2019 08:46 AM (s0pjO)

226 Chag Pesach Sameach, JJ.





Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2019 08:47 AM (aXucN)

227 Last night Rev preached on the Passover. Tonight he'll preach on the crucifixion and the sanctuary will go dark. Saturday we wait. Sunday will be glorious.

Happy Passover to all my wonderful Jewish friends. God is good.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 19, 2019 08:47 AM (lwiT4)

228 214. Yeah, sad that Steinbrenner junior fell for that.

They have no problem with JayZ and his Hoddy Ho lyrics in NY

Posted by: Jonah at April 19, 2019 08:47 AM (ub5T/)

229
Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2019 08:45 AM (u82oZ)


I'll be happier when all the SE storms have passed, my husband has made it home from a business trip safely, and our house is still standing. My little FL panhandle home town is under more tornado warnings.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 08:47 AM (ptqGC)

230 227. Well Said Grammie. Happy Passover

Posted by: Jonah at April 19, 2019 08:47 AM (ub5T/)

231 Mueller has always been the Deep State's ultimate made man. The FBI turned to shit under him and began resembling the Stasi bending innocent people over while protecting mobbed up scum.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 19, 2019 08:47 AM (y7DUB)

232 220>>>

I can't sign on to the "fat people haven't earned the privilege of being loved" thing.

But George Conway certainly doesn't deserve to be loved by anybody.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 08:48 AM (t3nAe)

233 Day 2 of the great Mueller freak out of 2019. Get your popcorn. Get comfortable. The wailing should last all day.


Sara Carter on Hannity last night: Indictments are coming. Deep staters are turning on each other.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2019 08:48 AM (t6MX/)

234 229. Good Luck Jane

Posted by: Jonah at April 19, 2019 08:48 AM (ub5T/)

235
Last night Rev preached on the Passover. Tonight he'll preach on the
crucifixion and the sanctuary will go dark. Saturday we wait. Sunday
will be glorious.

Happy Passover to all my wonderful Jewish friends. God is good.


Posted by: grammie winger at April 19, 2019 08:47 AM (lwiT4)

Do ya'll not do Maundy Thursday grammie?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 08:48 AM (ptqGC)

236 But now 50% of the country thinks he is a dirty cop
Posted by: Jonah at April 19, 2019 08:44 AM (ub5T/)

You smoke dope, trade hookers, and shoot informant like a bad cop trying to infiltrate a gang and yes you will be called a gang member.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 19, 2019 08:48 AM (uevCa)

237 Next followup at Duke is Monday. Cautiously optimistic over outcome.
Posted by: Agitator at April 19, 2019 08:42 AM (m9DnX)

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I've been wondering about you! Sounds good so far. Hoping that the sciatica pain will go away soon.

Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2019 08:48 AM (aXucN)

238 Happy Passover to all my wonderful Jewish friends. God is good.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 19, 2019 08:47 AM (lwiT4)
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Amen, grammie.

Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2019 08:49 AM (aXucN)

239 233. Hope Sara is right. I want handcuffs and the Roger Stone treatment.

Barr and Wray should not allow any of the guilty to meet the FBI at their own leisure

Posted by: Jonah at April 19, 2019 08:49 AM (ub5T/)

240 One thing the Trump presidency has shown me is how corrupt the Dems, MSM, Tech companies, educators & judiciary have become. I knew it was bad, but I never new it was this bad. It is really disheartening and I don't know how we possibly get it back. Seems like it's out of control.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2019 08:50 AM (RBOtF)

241 sso I guess the New DemoCRAZY/MFM talking point is that George H.W. Bush AG & Jeb Bush Donor William Barr is a PDT flunky ! hahahahahah

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 19, 2019 08:50 AM (BqBId)

242 None of the attempted-coup traitors has been perp walked yet.
Nonetheless I flew the flag yesterday, as I do on all national holidays, election day, and as I did when Trump was inaugurated.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 19, 2019 08:50 AM (koNhm)

243 Do ya'll not do Maundy Thursday grammie?




Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 08:48 AM (ptqGC)



Yes, we did that last night. At the end of the service the sanctuary was stripped bare except for the cross and the altar. A solemn communion service, at which I, my heathen self, get to remain behind in the pew. Sad.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 19, 2019 08:51 AM (lwiT4)

244 I've been wondering about you! Sounds good so far. Hoping that the sciatica pain will go away soon.
Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2019 08:48 AM (aXucN)
*******
UGH I have it too ! 5 Cortisone shot in low back

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 19, 2019 08:51 AM (BqBId)

245 George and Kellyanne are deep Catholics, so no divorce.

George will be sleeping on the couch well into Pence's second term.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 19, 2019 08:52 AM (1UZdv)

246 Seder tonight is with Girl Franpsycho and her bf. Tomorrow night his parents are flying from Sydney to meet us for the first time.

Zissen pesach to all the morons.

May all of you be freed from that which enslaves you.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2019 08:53 AM (EZebt)

247 240>>>

What I've learned is how fragile the whole house of cards is, and how blatant the mirage is.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 08:53 AM (t3nAe)

248 Has Barr ever called himself DJT's "wingman" like Eric Holder did regarding Cock Curious? Until that happens, low level ambulance chasing monkeys like Patterico need to STFU.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 19, 2019 08:53 AM (y7DUB)

249 George and Kellyanne are deep Catholics, so no divorce.

George will be sleeping on the couch well into Pence's second term.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 19, 2019 08:52 AM (1UZdv)



Divorce, Italian Style

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2019 08:54 AM (6ooku)

250
Yes, we did that last night. At the end of the
service the sanctuary was stripped bare except for the cross and the
altar. A solemn communion service, at which I, my heathen self, get to
remain behind in the pew. Sad.



Posted by: grammie winger at April 19, 2019 08:51 AM (lwiT4)


I hope you're getting better. Keeping you in my prayers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 08:54 AM (ptqGC)

251 Thanks Jane. Stay safe in the storm. I hope your husband gets home safe and sound.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 19, 2019 08:55 AM (lwiT4)

252 Well, my husband called and made it out of IN to Atlanta. Now his flight home has been cancelled due to the severe storms. They have him on a flight leaving ATL at 10:30 tonight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 08:55 AM (ptqGC)

253 UGH I have it too ! 5 Cortisone shot in low back
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 19, 2019 08:51 AM (BqBId)
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Oy. There are others here, too. Okay, Deep State, you're on my prayer list too. Always room for one more.

Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2019 08:55 AM (aXucN)

254 But now 50% of the country thinks he is a dirty cop

Posted by: Jonah at April 19, 2019 08:44 AM (ub5T/)


The ones that can think, KNOW he's a dirty cop!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 19, 2019 08:55 AM (f3oO4)

255 They have him on a flight leaving ATL at 10:30 tonight.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 08:55 AM (ptqGC)



Oh no!

Posted by: grammie winger at April 19, 2019 08:56 AM (lwiT4)

256 George and Kellyanne are deep Catholics, so no divorce.

George will be sleeping on the couch with the fishes well into Pence's second term.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 19, 2019 08:52 AM (1UZdv)

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 19, 2019 08:56 AM (y7DUB)

257 Please keep our son in your prayers. He has terrible back problems (Afghanistan) and is trying to get the VA to do something for him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 08:56 AM (ptqGC)

258 I'm doing my patriotic duty by completely ignoring the Mueller report. Since it's all BS anyway, I couldn't give less a shit what it says.

Still waiting for someone to explain, as Mr. Stone points out, how you can have obstruction of justice for a crime that wasn't committed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2019 08:56 AM (pUDQf)

259 Yes, we did that last night. At the end of the
service the sanctuary was stripped bare except for the cross and the
altar. A solemn communion service, at which I, my heathen self, get to
remain behind in the pew. Sad.



Posted by: grammie winger at April 19, 2019 08:51 AM (lwiT4)




Sounds like a lovely service!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 19, 2019 08:57 AM (f3oO4)

260 Please keep our son in your prayers. He has terrible
back problems (Afghanistan) and is trying to get the VA to do something
for him.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 08:56 AM (ptqGC)



I'll pray, Jane. I know he's been struggling with that since he came home.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 19, 2019 08:58 AM (lwiT4)

261 Happy Good Friday, Passover, and Easter everyone. Mueller can wait for Monday. Getting Hungry thinking about the Sunday Feast

Posted by: Jonah at April 19, 2019 08:58 AM (ub5T/)

262 A dear old fellow in our church died night before last. I'll be doing his funeral reception when the family determines a date.

My girlfriend who has decided to have hospice care and forego more cancer treatments (she's been going through pure hell for years) is at peace and ready to go. I'm so sad for her precious family. I'll be doing her funeral reception when the time comes, and it will be huge.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 08:59 AM (ptqGC)

263 nice biotch slap Mary

https://dailycaller.com/2019/04/18/cnn-democrats-trump-mueller-russia-investigation/

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 19, 2019 08:59 AM (uevCa)

264 258 I'm doing my patriotic duty by completely ignoring the Mueller report. Since it's all BS anyway, I couldn't give less a shit what it says.

Still waiting for someone to explain, as Mr. Stone points out, how you can have obstruction of justice for a crime that wasn't committed.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2019 08:56 AM (pUDQf)

Or how one can obstruct something without actually doing anything, but just thinking or talking about "obstructing"

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2019 08:59 AM (7HtZB)

265 But also, Trump apparently and correctly thought Mueller should be removed because of his major conflicts of interest (which will probably come more in focus in the coming months) and THAT is what he talked to McGahn about (Trump said he wanted Rosenstein to handle it).

-----

All part of the Trump-Sessions-Rosenstein plan to save Trump.

Posted by: MAGA at April 19, 2019 08:59 AM (I5LRE)

266 Trump's rants weren't Obstruction Of Justice, they were

Objection To Just Us.

*patent pending*

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 19, 2019 08:59 AM (Z4rgH)

267 I want all this "5 eyes" backdoor, illegal spying on American by US intelligence agencies declassified, published, the perpetrators put in PMITA prison, and the foreign intel agents who conspired to break US law extradited for prosecution here.
This is, in fact, a needed counter intel operation.
I nominate Sheriff Dave Clarke for FBI Director.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 19, 2019 08:59 AM (koNhm)

268 Please keep our son in your prayers. He has terrible
back problems (Afghanistan) and is trying to get the VA to do something
for him.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 08:56 AM (ptqGC)

Prayers up from here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 19, 2019 08:59 AM (f3oO4)

269 Sounds like a lovely service!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 19, 2019 08:57 AM (f3oO4)



Yes it was nice. Tonight is one of my favorite services of the year.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 19, 2019 08:59 AM (lwiT4)

270 Does an Indicted Ham Sandwich taste different?

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 19, 2019 09:00 AM (RuIsu)

271 Or how one can obstruct something without actually doing anything, but just thinking or talking about "obstructing"

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2019 08:59 AM (7HtZB)


For some reasons, President Richard Nixon's enemies list comes to mind...
Things are different for Republicans.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 19, 2019 09:01 AM (f3oO4)

272 People who used to be sane when I knew them years ago were shitting all over my Twitter feed about how Hoyer is a traitor who needs to be immediately replaced by a "real progressive" for saying it's not worth it to Impeach.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 08:46 AM (t3nAe)"

This is hilarious! Hoyer, of course, represents the House Leadership, and they remember how the Impeachment fiasco actually helped Bill Clinton win reelection. They know not to go there - BUT their True Believers have been stoked up by money men like Soros and Steyer, and they have been told for 2 years that Impeachment is Coming! And so they are willing to rip their own party to shreds to get what they want.

I, and others, have been starting to forecast that this election is shaping up to be a replay of 1972, but now I see a lot of 1968 coming into play, too. Now of course '68 was the year of two awful assassinations, but beyond that the Dem party completely splintered over the Vietnam War and spent the entire year ripping itself to shreds. The southern Democrats walked out of the party for the first time, and in the end Victory was handed to a fairly unpopular (even at the time) Richard Nixon.

And interesting trivia, I recall that George Romney, Mitch Romney's father, was one of the big Democrat candidates that year.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2019 09:02 AM (V2Yro)

273 >>Please keep our son in your prayers. He has terrible back problems (Afghanistan) and is trying to get the VA to do something for him.


Will do, Jane!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 09:02 AM (W+vEI)

274 Oy. There are others here, too. Okay, Deep State, you're on my prayer list too. Always room for one more.
Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2019 08:55 AM (aXucN)
*******
Thank you, now I also need Facial surgery, Have deviated Septum, Cyst in the sinus cavity & the big one the top part of My Jaw the Maxillary haas to be moved forward & my breathing ability will quadruple

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 19, 2019 09:03 AM (BqBId)

275 257. Yes Jane, good luck to your Hero son.

248. Agree Captain. I was one of those skeptics, since Barr worked for Bush 1. I was very wrong.

Lindsay Graham saved Kavanaugh, and Barr fought the MSM Maruaders. Trump should be very thankful.

Posted by: Jonah at April 19, 2019 09:03 AM (ub5T/)

276 Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 08:59 AM (ptqGC)


And a prayer up for you and your continuing service to others when they most need it.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 19, 2019 09:04 AM (f3oO4)

277 Just took a walk around the neighborhood. It's been 3 years since I have been able to walk that far. It felt so good!

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 19, 2019 09:05 AM (dUJdY)

278 Please keep our son in your prayers. He has terrible
back problems (Afghanistan) and is trying to get the VA to do something
for him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 08:56 AM
**************
Prayers sent for your son.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 19, 2019 09:05 AM (RBOtF)

279 272. tom, Hoyer is 78, and wants to be Speaker. He could care less about the Presidency, and knows Trump will win. He just wants to hold the House, and knows that will not happen if the Suburbs flip again

Posted by: Jonah at April 19, 2019 09:06 AM (ub5T/)

280 Still waiting for someone to explain, as Mr. Stone points out, how you can have obstruction of justice for a crime that wasn't committed.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2019 08:56 AM (pUDQf)


In a police state, no problem; everyone's guilty of something.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 19, 2019 09:06 AM (y7DUB)

281 Still waiting for someone to explain, as Mr. Stone points out, how you can have obstruction of justice for a crime that wasn't committed.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2019 08:56 AM (pUDQf)

Or how one can obstruct something without actually doing anything, but just thinking or talking about "obstructing"
Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2019 08:59 AM (7HtZB)

Actually it's easy - just pretend you're Josef Stalin. If you accuse someone of a crime, and they say ANYTHING besides "Oh thank you Commissar, please go through my entire life please rip up my mattresses and check for Hidden Documents while I prostrate myself on the floor before you!" - if you say ANYTHING besides that, then you are automatically GUILTY of OBSTRUCTION.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2019 09:06 AM (V2Yro)

282 >>Or how one can obstruct something without actually doing anything, but just thinking or talking about "obstructing"


Just goes to show how much they intended to goad Trump into doing something stupid out of anger to justify obstruction charges.

Trump didn't take the bait, so now he must be declared guilty for even considering to take the bait.



*Side note: remember all the networking and planning by the Left to stage a lightening-quick street protest across America should Mueller or Rosenstein be fired?

Heh. Now what?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 09:06 AM (W+vEI)

283 Please keep our son in your prayers. He has terrible
back problems (Afghanistan) and is trying to get the VA to do something
for him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 08:56 AM
*******
You got it !!! I know all to well about Back Pain

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 19, 2019 09:07 AM (BqBId)

284 Re: the sports reporter population control evangelist.

Miami Dolphins' quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick and his wife have seven children. Both parents went to Harvard. Thank God some smart people have large families.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 19, 2019 09:07 AM (m/Gc2)

285 My husband just called again. He's trying to get an earlier flight home, but there isn't anything. There's a huge line of storms passing through ATL and heading this way. I don't know what he thinks Delta is supposed to do. Send a plane into that mess? I'd rather he remain safely on the ground.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 09:07 AM (ptqGC)

286 Sean Connery: werewolf
George Lasenby: vampire
Roger Moore: vampire
Timothy Dalton: werewolf
Pierce Brosnan: vampire
Daniel Craig: werewolf

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 19, 2019 09:07 AM (rnAwa)

287 Prayers for your son, Jane

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2019 09:07 AM (7HtZB)

288 Affects both legs but split about 60/40 right to left. It comes on every night while trying to sleep so must be somehow posture related. Gabapentin was prescribed to help with nerve pain. Next followup at Duke is Monday. Cautiously optimistic over outcome.

Posted by: Agitator at April 19, 2019 08:42 AM (m9DnX)

Can you sleep with a pillow or something between your knees? It helps with spinal alignment.

Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2019 09:08 AM (cF8AT)

289 248. Agree Captain. I was one of those skeptics, since Barr worked for Bush 1. I was very wrong.

Lindsay Graham saved Kavanaugh, and Barr fought the MSM Maruaders. Trump should be very thankful."

Some players took a while to decide which way they were going to jump - but now, I think everyone's choice is obvious, no more masks. And we still have a whole lot of enemies, so it pays for us to embrace those who have chosen our side, even if they weren't always on it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2019 09:09 AM (V2Yro)

290 Can you sleep with a pillow or something between your knees? It helps with spinal alignment.

Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2019 09:08 AM (cF8AT)



That's what I do too. It does help. That, and two Aleve.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 19, 2019 09:09 AM (lwiT4)

291 Joe Biden is expected to announce pres. bid next week.

Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2019 09:10 AM (cF8AT)

292 248. Agree Captain. I was one of those skeptics, since Barr worked for Bush 1. I was very wrong.

I was skeptical my own self at the time so I'm not casting off on you at all. I think Barr is showing signs of being a great attorney general for the specific tasks he faces. Funny how having a strong leader at the top instead of some Repuke ruling class apparatchik can influence that.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 19, 2019 09:10 AM (y7DUB)

293 He son also has bone spurs in both ankles. He's physically a hot mess. But he has such strength of character and a sense of humor and doesn't let things get him down.

The VA offered him pain meds to deal with the back issues, and he turned them down. He had two war buddies commit suicide, so no thanks.

To all the millennials and progs, the VA is what you'll get if the government takes over our healthcare. I seethe when I see and hear these clueless idiots clamoring for Medicare for all. Because you'll get the VA.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 09:11 AM (ptqGC)

294 Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 09:07 AM (ptqGC)

Tell hubby to bring home some Krystal burgers!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2019 09:12 AM (EZebt)

295 That's what I do too. It does help. That, and two Aleve.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 19, 2019 09:09 AM (lwiT4)

I never had sciatica pain until I had my hip replacements. Weird.

Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2019 09:12 AM (cF8AT)

296 Still waiting for someone to explain, as Mr. Stone points out, how you can have obstruction of justice for a crime that wasn't committed.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2019 08:56 AM (pUDQf)

Or how one can obstruct something without actually doing anything, but just thinking or talking about "obstructing"
Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2019 08:59 AM (7HtZB)


Thought crimes, Comrade, thought crimes. A useful tool of totalitarians everywhere.

Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2019 09:12 AM (AMIL/)

297 Anyone with me on disbanding the entire DOJ?
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 19, 2019 08:34 AM (y7DUB)

Ummmmm....Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2019 09:12 AM (Z+IKu)

298 Ah jut put another of our cats to sleep. It's the only bad part about having fur children

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 09:13 AM (bim/x)

299 Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 09:07 AM (ptqGC)

Tell hubby to bring home some Krystal burgers!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 19, 2019 09:12 AM (EZebt)


We have Krystal here. Knowing him, he'll hit the Varsity in the airport.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 09:13 AM (ptqGC)

300 Anyone with me on disbanding the entire DOJ?
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 19, 2019 08:34 AM (y7DUB)

Ummmmm....Yes.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2019 09:12 AM (Z+IKu)

And the IRS

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 09:13 AM (bim/x)

301 286 Sean Connery: werewolf
George Lasenby: vampire
Roger Moore: vampire
Timothy Dalton: werewolf
Pierce Brosnan: vampire
Daniel Craig: werewolf
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 19, 2019 09:07 AM (rnAwa)

Ron Perlman: Orc
Robert Reich: Munchkin
Moochelle: Wookie
Barak: Dark Elf
Nadler: Cave Troll
Adam Schiff: Gollum

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2019 09:14 AM (V2Yro)

302
Good morning everyone. No smart-assedenessism today, because Good Friday. I do pause occasionally to recall the pain Jesus was put through and ask for strength to face this life that's composed mostly of that pain.

Prayers up for all you Morons, Moronettes, and y'all's families for healing and strength.
And I'd ask everyone to pray for a guy who was in front of me at the pharmacy yesterday whose 6-year-old daughter has seizures and the doctors are having a hard time treating her. I don't know his name and had never seen him before, but when he was talking to the tech who was ringing up his prescription, you could hear the pain in his voice. I told him I'd pray for them.

May this be a Good Friday for everyone.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 19, 2019 09:14 AM (HaL55)

303 Actually it's easy - just pretend you're Josef
Stalin. If you accuse someone of a crime, and they say ANYTHING besides
"Oh thank you Commissar, please go through my entire life please rip up
my mattresses and check for Hidden Documents while I prostrate myself
on the floor before you!" - if you say ANYTHING besides that, then you
are automatically GUILTY of OBSTRUCTION.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2019 09:06 AM (V2Yro)

From a clinical point of view, it's pretty amazing to watch people who apparently are devoid of feelings of shame go at it 24 hours a day over this.
Like at some point, if your Jim Acosta or any of these insane people, you naturally would have a limit where you stop yourself and say "whoa now, I'm running it off the rails here."
But no. They have no shame. Really amazing to me.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2019 09:14 AM (pUDQf)

304 Ah jut put another of our cats to sleep. It's the only bad part about having fur children

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 09:13 AM (bim/x)


Oh, no! I'm so sorry. That's why I don't know if I can ever adopt another fur baby.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 09:14 AM (ptqGC)

305 298 - sorry to hear that

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2019 09:15 AM (7HtZB)

306 If there is any justice in this world, all of the aforementioned would
be behind bars at Leavenworth for the rest of their lives, or have a
date with the hangman for what they tried to do.


And if wishes were horses, we'd all ride. But they ain't.

All those Laws and Rules and such simply do not apply to the Political Class - and truth be told, they never really have in my lifetime. Which is why I marvel, daily, and the continued foolishness of so many that insist on handing the Political Class more and more power ... in the guise of increased tools for the judiciary and law enforcement.

Those folks are literally - absolutely literally - forging their own chains. Laws and Rules are what the Political Class use to keep the Citizenry in line. Not the other way around.

Posted by: The Ugly American at April 19, 2019 09:15 AM (tqAJc)

307 HORDE TECH SUPPORT QUESTION

I have a "new" windoze computer
what anti-virus do I put on it?

free or free trial would be kewl but will pay if needed
(has to stay windoze though)

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 19, 2019 09:15 AM (dm05u)

308 298
Ah jut put another of our cats to sleep. It's the only bad part about having fur children

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 09:13 AM (bim/x)

Sorry man. That's such a tough thing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2019 09:15 AM (pUDQf)

309 Anyone with me on disbanding the entire DOJ?
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 19, 2019 08:34 AM (y7DUB)
And the IRS
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 09:13 AM (bim/x)

Ummmmm.....Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2019 09:15 AM (Z+IKu)

310 http://bit.ly/2DpcOKK
*******
Breaking: Nadler Will Subpoena for Full Unredacted Mueller Report Today - Sara A. Carter

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 19, 2019 09:15 AM (BqBId)

311 Good morning everyone. No smart-assedenessism today,
because Good Friday. I do pause occasionally to recall the pain Jesus
was put through and ask for strength to face this life that's composed
mostly of that pain.
Prayers up for all you Morons, Moronettes, and y'all's families for healing and strength.
And
I'd ask everyone to pray for a guy who was in front of me at the
pharmacy yesterday whose 6-year-old daughter has seizures and the
doctors are having a hard time treating her. I don't know his name and
had never seen him before, but when he was talking to the tech who was
ringing up his prescription, you could hear the pain in his voice. I
told him I'd pray for them.
May this be a Good Friday for everyone.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 19, 2019 09:14 AM (HaL55)


Great post. And I'll certainly pray for that child and her family. Not feeling very snarky today, either.


By the way, love the hash!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 09:16 AM (ptqGC)

312 307
HORDE TECH SUPPORT QUESTION



I have a "new" windoze computer

what anti-virus do I put on it?



free or free trial would be kewl but will pay if needed

(has to stay windoze though)

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 19, 2019 09:15 AM (dm05u)

Windoze comes with Windoze Defender. Just as good as any of them and it's installed already.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2019 09:16 AM (pUDQf)

313 UGH I have it too ! 5 Cortisone shot in low back

The shots worked for me........until they didn't. This episode, annual events, started in Feb 18. Four rounds of injections with the last two under a flouroscope. Miserable year and a half so I was ready for surgery.

Posted by: Agitator at April 19, 2019 09:16 AM (m9DnX)

314 And I'd ask everyone to pray for a guy who was in
front of me at the pharmacy yesterday whose 6-year-old daughter has
seizures and the doctors are having a hard time treating her. I don't
know his name and had never seen him before, but when he was talking to
the tech who was ringing up his prescription, you could hear the pain in
his voice. I told him I'd pray for them.

May this be a Good Friday for everyone.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 19, 2019 09:14 AM (HaL55)



You're a good man, BB. Poor little girl. I'll pray too.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 19, 2019 09:17 AM (lwiT4)

315
Oh, no! I'm so sorry. That's why I don't know if I can ever adopt another fur baby.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 09:14 AM (ptqGC)

We had 4 about a year ago after we adopted this one who lost his home. He was already in kidney failure when we got him, which is why I think they turned him into a shelter. But we gave him a good home for 2 years. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 09:17 AM (bim/x)

316 I'm doing my patriotic duty by completely ignoring the Mueller report. Since it's all BS anyway, I couldn't give less a shit what it says. Still waiting for someone to explain, as Mr. Stone points out, how you can have obstruction of justice for a crime that wasn't committed. Posted by: AlaBAMA

Or how you can wiretap a presidential campaign because of a dastardly RUSSIA Super-Spy who barely gets questioned, let alone indicted.

Or how election-meddling by Russian Intelligence is the End of Democracy--but meddling by British and Australian Intelligence is great! And the Mother of All Election-Meddling by American Intelligence is the very definition of Good Government.

You've heard the saying "If voting mattered, they wouldn't let us do it." Well, it finally mattered in 2016, which is why they tried so hard to rig it.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 19, 2019 09:17 AM (Ndje9)

317 I want PDT and any and all real Republicans to go after the dems and the left with all their might.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 09:18 AM (bim/x)

318 78 It's what the Left has always wanted.

Guilty until Proven Innocent.

=======
Nah, what they really want is Guilty Cuz We Say So.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at April 19, 2019 09:18 AM (aDhTC)

319 Posted by: Blanco at April 19, 2019 08:04 AM
Nice!


Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2019 09:18 AM (p+Wdc)

320 The Coastie detachment on our Navy ship seized 22.5 tons of weed on a ship leaving Colombia. They said the smell as soon as they boarded the ship almost knocked them out. Unfortunately no more seizures on the rest of that Caribbean trip.

Posted by: clutch at April 19, 2019 09:19 AM (kiSdp)

321 Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 19, 2019 09:15 AM (dm05u)
******
I use Norton get it free with Comcast Internet, so your provider probably has the same deal

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 19, 2019 09:19 AM (BqBId)

322 HORDE TECH SUPPORT QUESTION



I have a "new" windoze computer

what anti-virus do I put on it?



free or free trial would be kewl but will pay if needed

(has to stay windoze though)

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 19, 2019 09:15 AM (dm05u)

My setup has been a combo of Avast and Spybot for many years. That tandem has kept me out of trouble, I think, so far.


Posted by: Count de Monet at April 19, 2019 09:19 AM (QLvwG)

323 Windoze comes with Windoze Defender. Just as good as any of them and it's installed already.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 19, 2019 09:16 AM (pUDQf)


+1. Whatever you do .... don't install another virus software on top of Defender. They'll just conflict. It sucks.

Posted by: The Ugly American at April 19, 2019 09:19 AM (tqAJc)

324 Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 09:18 AM (bim/x)
******
Well considering the PDT has a chapter in his book dedicated to REVENGE what do you think ?

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 19, 2019 09:20 AM (BqBId)

325 House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer (D-MD) on Thursday evening backtracked on his position that impeaching President Donald Trump after the release of Special Counsel Robert Muellers report would not be worthwhile at this point after his left-wing primary challenger called him a coward and stated that she was in favor of impeachment.

Coward and another fuckin low life

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 09:20 AM (bim/x)

326 Yankee Doodler has a husband
Rides him like a pony
I am that Yankee Doodler Boy!

Posted by: Mayor Bootygig at April 19, 2019 09:21 AM (Tnijr)

327 Well considering the PDT has a chapter in his book dedicated to REVENGE what do you think ?
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 19, 2019 09:20 AM (BqBId)

When I see it, I will let you know. Unfortunately he can do it alone. And I do not trust the people around him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 09:22 AM (bim/x)

328 If the Deep State wants to throw you in PMITA prison, and it doesn't matter if you didn't do anything, complaining about it is Obstruction.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 09:22 AM (t3nAe)

329 We had 4 about a year ago after we adopted this
one who lost his home. He was already in kidney failure when we got
him, which is why I think they turned him into a shelter. But we gave
him a good home for 2 years. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 09:17 AM (bim/x)


Several years ago we had to put down a sweet kitty who had kidney failure. She had 16 good years with us. Our side yard is a kitty graveyard. Four fur babies are buried under the crape myrtles.


You did a wonderful thing taking in that kitty and giving it a good home.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 09:22 AM (ptqGC)

330 "what anti-virus do I put on it? "

Linux

Posted by: freaked at April 19, 2019 09:22 AM (Tnijr)

331 You did a wonderful thing taking in that kitty and giving it a good home.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 09:22 AM (ptqGC)

We wish we could take them all in.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 09:23 AM (bim/x)

332
I clicked on JJ's link to that movie trailer for Breakthrough. It looks great and is a true story. One of the executive producers was NBA MVP Stephan Curry, which was a big surprise. My opinion of him just went up considerably.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 19, 2019 09:23 AM (HaL55)

333 Unfortunately he can do it alone. And I do not trust the people around him
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 09:22 AM (bim/x)


Words of wisdom, even with the teeny tiny typo. You're absolutely right - he can't do it alone. And he's got little to no help.

Posted by: The Ugly American at April 19, 2019 09:23 AM (tqAJc)

334 People on the Left need to auffer real, lasting, permanent consequences for their Evil.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 09:24 AM (t3nAe)

335 Seeing as how Win 10 is just one big bloated spyware program anyway what's the point?

Posted by: freaked at April 19, 2019 09:24 AM (Tnijr)

336 Late to the report but before the finger paints thread.

Good morning. And a whatever Good Friday greeting ought to be.

• My report yestermorn, on my avian encounter, got buried (like everything else) by Barr. Not sure if I should re-post it, or just link to it.

Guess I'll link, so you can't just sit here and read it, you have to click and go look. It's an interest meter.

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=380831#c30613148

• Further, my cartoon from several years ago, "Jerusalem Report," slightly steam punkish look at that fateful week if reported by fakenews media. Page 1 linked in nic.

Okay, that writ, now I can go see what JJ thinks I need to know this morning. I'll bet it's all sunshine and lollipops!

Posted by: mindful webworker - dances with dinosaurs at April 19, 2019 09:24 AM (NLny5)

337 My setup has been a combo of Avast and Spybot for many years. That tandem has kept me out of trouble, I think, so far.


Posted by: Count de Monet at April 19, 2019 09:19 AM (QLvwG)

Second for A vast and run a browser you can plug in noscript.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2019 09:25 AM (t6MX/)

338 325 House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer (D-MD) on Thursday evening backtracked on his position that impeaching President Donald Trump after the release of Special Counsel Robert Muellers report would not be worthwhile at this point after his left-wing primary challenger called him a coward and stated that she was in favor of impeachment.

Coward and another fuckin low life
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 09:20 AM (bim/x)

===========

I cannot wait for articles of impeachment to get filed for a floor vote.

It's gonna be hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 09:25 AM (oh/Sd)

339 Breaking: Nadler Will Subpoena for Full Unredacted Mueller Report Today - Sara A. Carter
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 19, 2019 09:15 AM (BqBId)

And this is where I guess we can thank Paul Ryan - the one thing he established once and for all while he was speaker is that on it's own, the House doesn't have the power to enforce jack shit. Remember when the House voted to find Eric Holder in contempt of Congress? HA! He's still laughing about that one. Good times, good times.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2019 09:25 AM (V2Yro)

340 We wish we could take them all in.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 09:23 AM (bim/x)


This. I went by our vet recently and donated two boxes of insulin syringes from one of our late kitties. The vet tech said, "You know Jane, we'll be getting kittens soon." I told her I'm just not ready now, if ever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 09:25 AM (ptqGC)

341 58 Civil War

lets get it on
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 07:36 AM (bim/x)

You'd better move out of N. Jersey. We have plenty of room in the Midwest and you're more than welcome here in the Great Lake State.

Posted by: clutch at April 19, 2019 09:25 AM (kiSdp)

342 "Badgag Brian"
"Bagdhad Bill Barr"

-->

"Baghdad Brian"
"Baghdad Bill Barr"

Posted by: m at April 19, 2019 09:26 AM (ysOGz)

343 Good Morning Glories!

We're under a tornado watch. Lots of rain to wash the pollen out.

Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2019 09:26 AM (uLuPn)

344 Seeing as how Win 10 is just one big bloated spyware program anyway what's the point?
Posted by: freaked at April 19, 2019 09:24 AM (Tnijr)

That's why no MS Defender. MS spying is not spyware to MS Defender.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2019 09:27 AM (t6MX/)

345
+1. Whatever you do .... don't install another virus software on top of Defender. They'll just conflict. It sucks.

Also be sure to turn on Notification from Defender. It will block some apps and keep them from working and won't always tell you about it. I don't recall exactly where it is because insufficient covfefe, but you have to allow blocked apps manually. On that page, it'll show you the apps it's blocked so you can let them run.

Also, I try to run apps as Administrator as much as possible.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 19, 2019 09:27 AM (HaL55)

346 303>>>

In for a penny, in for a pound.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 09:27 AM (t3nAe)

347 My antsy husband is on standby for the next flight from ATL to Savannah. Yeesh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 09:27 AM (ptqGC)

348 307 HORDE TECH SUPPORT QUESTION
I have a "new" windoze computer
what anti-virus do I put on it?
free or free trial would be kewl but will pay if needed
(has to stay windoze though)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 19, 2019 09:15 AM (dm05u)


Windows 10? If so then nothing. Use the built in tools (they are probably enabled by default) and make sure there is a router between the computer and the internet. All you really need for a personal computer not serving any files.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 19, 2019 09:28 AM (kUmUV)

349 "We're under a tornado watch. Lots of rain to wash the pollen out."

Hey ALH same here. And I'm about to jump in the truck and drive to Atl.

Posted by: freaked at April 19, 2019 09:28 AM (Tnijr)

350
lets get it on
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 07:36 AM (bim/x)

You'd better move out of N. Jersey. We have plenty of room in the Midwest and you're more than welcome here in the Great Lake State.

Posted by: clutch at April 19, 2019 09:25 AM (kiSdp)


Georgia has room for Conservatives, but we have our limit on Democrats.

Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2019 09:28 AM (uLuPn)

351 This will be hilarious if the rad prog left pushes the House to vote for impeachment. Especially once the counterstrikes get going.

It's also why our side has to go on the offensive (and I think that's happening) Bush just sat on his ass and did nothing for his entire term, and look how that ended up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2019 09:28 AM (V2Yro)

352 Trump can't do it alone, but imo he has had a lot of help. But even the whistle blowers were getting taken down, while those they exposed got promoted, at worst early retirement.


And other "white hats" were (rightly) afraid of Mueller destroying them. That is what makes Mueller's Stasi army so evil, and why they have to be prosecuted. They terrorize even the almost decent Selements into submission.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 19, 2019 09:28 AM (Cus5s)

353 344>>>

There's a program out there called "Shut Up 10", which shuts off at least SOME of the snooping.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 09:29 AM (t3nAe)

354 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 09:25 AM (oh/Sd)

You don't think impeachment would pass the House? I do.

Posted by: clutch at April 19, 2019 09:29 AM (kiSdp)

355 I'm about to jump in the truck and drive to Atl.

Posted by: freaked at April 19, 2019 09:28 AM (Tnijr)


You'll be driving through the worst of it, be careful!

Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2019 09:29 AM (uLuPn)

356 Georgia has room for Conservatives, but we have our limit on Democrats.

Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2019 09:28 AM (uLuPn)


This. Atlanta is known down here as "Federally occupied Atlanta." We have had a few wonderful NE friends who have moved back north because their children wanted them to. We needed them to stay here, because conservative!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 09:30 AM (ptqGC)

357 Words of wisdom, even with the teeny tiny typo. You're absolutely right - he can't do it alone. And he's got little to no help.

Posted by: The Ugly American at April 19, 2019 09:23 AM (tqAJc)

LOL...Typos are my specialty

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 09:31 AM (bim/x)

358 There's a program out there called "Shut Up 10", which shuts off at least SOME of the snooping.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 09:29 AM (t3nAe)



Thanks for that. I've tried to shut as much of that down as I can.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2019 09:31 AM (Hny72)

359 Wind is picking up here. Guess I'd better start battening down the hatches.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 09:31 AM (ptqGC)

360 Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 09:30 AM (ptqGC)

Because of the first Civil War?

Posted by: clutch at April 19, 2019 09:32 AM (kiSdp)

361 Gotta love this one from the Babylon Bee:

Snopes Rates Babylon Bee World's Most Accurate News Source

Now that is trolling HARD LOL

They're outright daring Snopes to refute it and once again beclown themselves by fact-checking a satire site. It's brilliant.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 19, 2019 09:32 AM (+/7JY)

362 I run Avast "on top of" Defender ... seems to work OK. win 10

Posted by: illiniwek at April 19, 2019 09:32 AM (Cus5s)

363 You don't think impeachment would pass the House? I do.
Posted by: clutch at April 19, 2019 09:29 AM (kiSdp)


It only takes a simple majority - I'm sure they've got the votes right now for that. Including many Republicans.

If I were the Dems - I'd wait until closer to the election, for maximum smear effect. They should want this being argued on the Senate floor on election night.

Posted by: The Ugly American at April 19, 2019 09:33 AM (tqAJc)

364 Trump needs to schedule a dozen big rallies in swingstates and fast.


He needs to press his message in states that matter.

Posted by: HA at April 19, 2019 09:34 AM (MAstk)

365 Posted by: The Ugly American at April 19, 2019 09:33 AM (tqAJc)

Yep

Posted by: clutch at April 19, 2019 09:34 AM (kiSdp)

366 How will the Dems/MFM try to convince everyone that PDT stole the 2020 election when he wins? They will try. I can't imagine what scheme they'll come up with. But they will start setting-up the scheme, using MFM "reporting," sometime this year I'll bet.




Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2019 09:34 AM (AMIL/)

367 The New York Yankees have decided to no longer run Kate Smiths version of God Bless America during their seventh-inning stretch because of Smiths affiliation with songs that carried racist lyrics.

Most famously, Smith sang a 1931 song, Thats Why Darkies Were Born, which opened: Someone had to pick the cotton, Someone had to pick the corn, Someone had to slave and be able to sing, Thats why darkies were born.


The song, which has been called a satirical take on racism, was a big hit for Smith, and also was recorded by Paul Robeson.

What a load of crap. Revisionist History. And by the by Paul Robeson is Black

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 09:34 AM (bim/x)

368 It only takes a simple majority - I'm sure they've got the votes right now for that. Including many Republicans.
....

Dems will have the votes but no R's will join.

If they had many R's they would file TODAY.

Posted by: HA at April 19, 2019 09:35 AM (MAstk)

369 Words of wisdom, even with the teeny tiny typo. You're absolutely right - he can't do it alone. And he's got little to no help.

Posted by: The Ugly American at April 19, 2019 09:23 AM (tqAJc)
******
He has a lot more "HELP" than you think

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 19, 2019 09:35 AM (BqBId)

370 Gotta love this one from the Babylon Bee:

Snopes Rates Babylon Bee World's Most Accurate News Source

Now that is trolling HARD LOL

They're outright daring Snopes to refute it and once again beclown themselves by fact-checking a satire site. It's brilliant.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 19, 2019 09:32 AM (+/7JY)


I doubt that I'll read anything funnier today. Well done.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 19, 2019 09:35 AM (y7DUB)

371 Trump needs to de-classify everything.
Including the parts where the Five Eyes colluded with our own government to interfere with the election.
With friends like those, who needs enemies.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 19, 2019 09:36 AM (w7KSn)

372 And by the by Paul Robeson is Black

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 09:34 AM (bim/x)

Commie, too.

Posted by: BignJames at April 19, 2019 09:36 AM (ykq7q)

373 "Mayor Buttplg" :-) That really brightened my day.

Posted by: mike at April 19, 2019 09:36 AM (QgDuz)

374 354 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 09:25 AM (oh/Sd)

You don't think impeachment would pass the House? I do.
Posted by: clutch at April 19, 2019 09:29 AM (kiSdp)

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It may, but I seriously doubt it.

Impeachment is a bogeyman to establishment politicians on both sides of the aisle. There will be quiet, behind the scenes efforts to squash the vote from Democrats, AOC and her ilk will find out and the Democratic Civil War will become a shooting war, just as the primaries are getting underway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 09:36 AM (oh/Sd)

375 We visited Federally occupied Asheville last night. Now I know why NC has to hang on during elections.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2019 09:36 AM (LEHKq)

376 Guess I'd better start battening down the hatches.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 09:31 AM (ptqGC)

It's fixing to hit Athens.

Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2019 09:36 AM (uLuPn)

377 Well considering the PDT has a chapter in his book dedicated to REVENGE what do you think ?

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 19, 2019 09:20 AM (BqBId)


Time to settle all family business

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2019 09:36 AM (Hny72)

378 Republicans after losing by 1 vote to repeal O-Care: Oh well, we tried

Democrats after losing on Mueller: We will fight until the last Democrat is left breathing.

In a nutshell, why in the long run the left always wins.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 19, 2019 09:37 AM (FiUMj)

379 "You'll be driving through the worst of it, be careful!"

I'm delaying to let it blow thru some. I don't mind the rain and wind. It's the idiot drivers you have to worry about. I'll be in the truck though, so if they hit me they'll go under me.

Posted by: freaked at April 19, 2019 09:37 AM (Tnijr)

380 367 The New York Yankees have decided to no longer run Kate Smiths version of God Bless America during their seventh-inning stretch because of Smiths affiliation with songs that carried racist lyrics.

Most famously, Smith sang a 1931 song, Thats Why Darkies Were Born, which opened: Someone had to pick the cotton, Someone had to pick the corn, Someone had to slave and be able to sing, Thats why darkies were born.


The song, which has been called a satirical take on racism, was a big hit for Smith, and also was recorded by Paul Robeson.

What a load of crap. Revisionist History. And by the by Paul Robeson is Black
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 09:34 AM (bim/x)

She's still the Philadelphia Flyers' good luck charm

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2019 09:38 AM (7HtZB)

381 368 It only takes a simple majority - I'm sure they've got the votes right now for that. Including many Republicans.
....

Dems will have the votes but no R's will join.

If they had many R's they would file TODAY.
Posted by: HA at April 19, 2019 09:35 AM (MAstk)

============

Hell, I don't think Dems have the votes.

A bunch of freshmen Democrats come from purple districts where the constituents aren't enamored with the idea of dragging the federal government into impeachment proceedings. And, Nancy has far less control of her caucus than she used to. I don't think she can exert serious control over anyone anymore.

It would probably end up a 100-300 vote against impeachment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 09:38 AM (oh/Sd)

382 Impeachment would easily pass the house. All the super duper "centrist" Dems who won in Republican-ish areas would vote yes.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 19, 2019 09:39 AM (FiUMj)

383 If they had many R's they would file TODAY.
Posted by: HA at April 19, 2019 09:35 AM (MAstk)


Fair point ... see my counter at 363. I think their calculus is that it won't pass the Senate. There's still value to gain out of going through the exercise - but you have to time it right.

That's my Tinfoil Take on the thing, anyway. Of course, Tinfoil's getting a whole lot more respect that it used to back in the day.

Posted by: The Ugly American at April 19, 2019 09:39 AM (tqAJc)

384 Posted by: freaked at April 19, 2019 09:37 AM (Tnijr)

It wasn't raining much and traffic was light when I came in to work.
There's a siren close by - if goes off, I'm going to duck & cover!

Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2019 09:40 AM (uLuPn)

385 It would probably end up a 100-300 vote against impeachment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 09:38 AM (oh/Sd)


I'd love to take that bet. Way more than 100 will back impeachment. Way more.

Posted by: The Ugly American at April 19, 2019 09:41 AM (tqAJc)

386 Good stuff JJ. The revolution shall begin shortly, after this commercial break.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 19, 2019 09:41 AM (v+bUy)

387 It would probably end up a 100-300 vote against impeachment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 09:38 AM (oh/Sd)

___

Have you met the Democrat party of 2019? LOL.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 19, 2019 09:41 AM (FiUMj)

388 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 09:38 AM (oh/Sd)

I'm usually a sunny optimist, but we disagree. There is a herd mindset in the Dem party and any no voters would be primaried.

Posted by: clutch at April 19, 2019 09:42 AM (kiSdp)

389 It wasn't raining much and traffic was light when I came in to work.

There's a siren close by - if goes off, I'm going to duck cover!

Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2019 09:40 AM (uLuPn)


Are you in Athens? Stay safe! The Weather Disaster Channel had a weatherette on the ground in Athens standing outside UGA hysterical while a tornado siren was going off. Standing. Outside. And she pointed to a student walking to class and Just Couldn't Even.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 09:43 AM (ptqGC)

390 Have you met the Democrat party of 2019? LOL.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 19, 2019 09:41 AM (FiUMj)


Hell, I'd place good money on at least 50 House Republicans joining in. I'm pretty sure I can name 10 Senate Republicans that will join in.

Posted by: The Ugly American at April 19, 2019 09:43 AM (tqAJc)

391 The Dems will impeach even knowing fully well the senate would never convict. But then for the entire 2020 campagn, every new sstory will begin with "President Trump, who was impeached in 2019, did blah blah today".

That's the goal.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 19, 2019 09:43 AM (FiUMj)

392 385 It would probably end up a 100-300 vote against impeachment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 09:38 AM (oh/Sd)

I'd love to take that bet. Way more than 100 will back impeachment. Way more.

Posted by: The Ugly American at April 19, 2019 09:41 AM (tqAJc)

==========

My take is based on a historical precedent.

"December 2017/January 2018 House votes
On December 6, a second privileged resolution on articles of impeachment, H.Res. 646, was brought on the floor by Representative Al Green, Democrat of Texas. The resolution listed two articles, i.e. proposed reasons for impeachment: "Associating the Presidency with White Nationalism, Neo-Nazism and Hatred" and "Inciting Hatred and Hostility."[64] House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy, Republican of California, moved for the resolution to be defeated ("tabled"), which was agreed to by a 364-58 vote with four members voting present.[9]

Among Republicans, 238 voted to table the articles of impeachment and one did not vote. Among Democrats, 126 voted to table the articles of impeachment, 58 voted against tabling the articles of impeachment, four voted "present" and five did not vote.[65]

Green's effort did not receive the support of Democratic leadership. House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi and Minority Whip Steny Hoyer issued a statement saying that "[l]egitimate questions have been raised about [Trump's] fitness to lead this nation," but that "[n]ow is not the time to consider articles of impeachment" given ongoing investigations by congressional committees as well as the investigation by the special counsel.[9]

On January 19, 2018, Green brought up the resolution a second time. On this attempt his motion was defeated by a vote of 355-66. 234 Republicans and 121 Democrats voted against the motion. All the votes for the motion were from Democrats: three Democrats voted present and three Republicans and three Democrats did not cast a vote.[66][67]"

That happened before Mueller blew up. Now that Mueller blew up, you think the appetite for impeachment has grown?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 09:43 AM (oh/Sd)

393 Congressional Communists are voicing phony outrage over the Mueller report. That's the best they can do after losing so badly. The MFM is even worse, they are all gnashing teeth and chewing on the dirt.
Posted by: Vic


It's all red meat for political fundraising. They're all obnoxious dolts.
It's not for the good of the country, it's for their own narrow political gain.
A-holes.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 19, 2019 09:43 AM (S6Pax)

394 382 Impeachment would easily pass the house. All the super duper "centrist" Dems who won in Republican-ish areas would vote yes.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 19, 2019 09:39 AM (FiUMj)

There's two of those Dems in my state including a former CIA apparatchik who have acted uncomfortably about Mueller, but they would vote to inpeach.

Posted by: clutch at April 19, 2019 09:44 AM (kiSdp)

395 I have to admit that recording she made for Yankee Stadium way back was racist in one lyric, but instead of deleting the offending lyric they killed the whole thing.
Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 07:42 AM (mpXpK)
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What lyric? In God Bless America?

Posted by: jhawk90 at April 19, 2019 09:44 AM (Xvo1a)

396 Friends, after reading the in depth analysis over at The Bulwark, I'm afraid our beloved President Trump is doomed. Obvious evidence of his obstruction throughout the report, combined with Barr's transparent attempt to cover it up.

He must be impeached and prosecuted for these heinous crimes, and we should all vote Democratic straight tickets next November. For the good of the nation.

Posted by: Concerned True Conservative at April 19, 2019 09:45 AM (l8uSP)

397 It would probably end up a 100-300 vote against impeachment.
...

Whoa, no way.

They are in lock-step.

Every single Dem (except maybe 1?) voted to allow men to compete on women's sports teams.

Impeachment comes down to...will they get any R's.

They need to claim bi-partisanship. And they won't get them.

Dem leadership must be in full panic right now. The left is demanding impeachment.

Posted by: HA at April 19, 2019 09:45 AM (MAstk)

398 Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 19, 2019 09:43 AM (FiUMj)

I think James Madison is outnumbered, which automatically means he loses.

Posted by: clutch at April 19, 2019 09:45 AM (kiSdp)

399 If I was a house Dem, I'd impeach in March of 2020.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 09:46 AM (t3nAe)

400
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 09:43 AM (ptqGC)

Yes, my office is close to downtown Athens, on North Avenue.

Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2019 09:46 AM (uLuPn)

401
Worse, it's because Kate Smith also once did a song about 'darkies.'


Did she ever sing Edelweiss? Because that means she's was a Nazi

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2019 09:46 AM (Hny72)

402 Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 09:43 AM (ptqGC)



Yes, my office is close to downtown Athens, on North Avenue.



Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2019 09:46 AM (uLuPn)


Yikes. Please be careful.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 09:47 AM (ptqGC)

403 399 If I was a house Dem, I'd impeach in March of 2020.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 09:46 AM (t3nAe)


Yup.

Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2019 09:47 AM (AMIL/)

404 Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 09:47 AM (ptqGC)

Thank you, Jane.

Do you have a basement to hide in?

Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2019 09:47 AM (uLuPn)

405 I have to admit that recording she made for Yankee Stadium way back was racist in one lyric, but instead of deleting the offending lyric they killed the whole thing.
Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 07:42 AM (mpXpK)
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What lyric? In God Bless America?
Posted by: jhawk90 at April 19, 2019 09:44 AM (Xvo1a)

yeah what lyric?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 09:47 AM (bim/x)

406 Conviction might even pass the Senate.

We know that Collins, Coke Bear, Romney, and probably McSally will vote to convict.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 09:48 AM (t3nAe)

407 I have to admit that recording she made for Yankee Stadium way back was racist in one lyric, but instead of deleting the offending lyric they killed the whole thing.
Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 07:42 AM (mpXpK)
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What lyric? In God Bless America?
Posted by: jhawk90 at April 19, 2019 09:44 AM (Xvo1a)


For the left it would be God.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2019 09:49 AM (Hny72)

408 For some reason, I now have an earworm of "Camptown Races".

Must be all the talk about Democrats.

Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2019 09:49 AM (uLuPn)

409 361 Gotta love this one from the Babylon Bee:

Snopes Rates Babylon Bee World's Most Accurate News Source

Now that is trolling HARD LOL

They're outright daring Snopes to refute it and once again beclown themselves by fact-checking a satire site. It's brilliant.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 19, 2019 09:32 AM (+/7JY)


That is hilarious.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2019 09:49 AM (xjiRE)

410 hat happened before Mueller blew up. Now that Mueller blew up, you think the appetite for impeachment has grown?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 09:43 AM (oh/Sd)


Absolutely. Firstly - Mueller hasn't "blown up" in their eyes. He just didn't get the job done, and the only mystery is will he be framed as the guy that dropped the ball or the guy that fought the good fight and got screwed.

Don't look at this as a Republican, where problems have solutions and events play out to a conclusion. This shit isn't settled. It'll never be settled. Nothing is ever settled short of a Democrat victory. Mueller was just another play in a long game.

Democrats willingly walked the plank to push ObamaCare over the finish line. They'll walk the plank, if necessary, to shit-can Trump. And this time, when the chips are down, Republicans will join ... in just the minimal margin to pass things along ... if necessary.

Posted by: The Ugly American at April 19, 2019 09:49 AM (tqAJc)

411 Bill Cassidy Designing Republican Federalist Healthcare Plan

********

Color me underwhelmed.

1. His proposal builds on the "success of CHIP" as a model for the larger system. CHIP is essentially an extension of Medicaid. The only metric that the article touts as "the success" of CHIP is that numbers of uninsured children have decreased since CHIP was iniated. The main driver in that number was the O-care related expansion of Medicaid. CHIP reimbursement rates are pretty similar to Medicaid, which historically pays about 30 cents on the dollar compared to private insurance.

2. He touts the use of federal money allocated as block grants to the states. So instead of a national single payer system the states can devise 50 different single payer systems. It's still federal (taxpayer) money, so there will definitely be strings attached. And the individual state systems will carry all of the baggage of single payer programs.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2019 09:49 AM (m45I2)

412 405 I have to admit that recording she made for Yankee Stadium way back was racist in one lyric, but instead of deleting the offending lyric they killed the whole thing.
Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 07:42 AM (mpXpK)
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What lyric? In God Bless America?
Posted by: jhawk90 at April 19, 2019 09:44 AM (Xvo1a)

yeah what lyric?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 09:47 AM (bim/x)

To the oceans - WHITE - with foam

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2019 09:50 AM (7HtZB)

413 We must scrub the past of everything that might offend modern sensibilities!

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2019 09:50 AM (AjVAj)

414 If they impeach in 2020 they will super-charge GOP turnout.


Dem leadership knows they need this to end. That's why Hoyer came out within a few hours and said no impeachment. Hell, even SCHIFF said it won't work.

Now, the left got Hoyer to back off.

Will Dem leadership hold?

Posted by: HA at April 19, 2019 09:50 AM (MAstk)

415 >>Conviction might even pass the Senate.

We know that Collins, Coke Bear, Romney, and probably McSally will vote to convict.





Have they looked at recent Trump polls and the masses at Trump rallies?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 09:50 AM (W+vEI)

416 I take credit for any success of CHIP, owing to my cigar aficionado status.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at April 19, 2019 09:50 AM (tVWQB)

417 Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2019 09:49 AM (m45I2)

___

Democrats: We demand govt run health care

Republicans: May we interest you in "conservative: govt run healthcare instead?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 19, 2019 09:51 AM (FiUMj)

418

That happened before Mueller blew up. Now that Mueller blew up, you think the appetite for impeachment has grown?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 09:43 AM (oh/Sd)

Yes. The Al Green Effort was prior to the 3 Soros gals, who control the House. As Lurker said above, PDT would be forever known as the inpeached (but not convicted) President.
And then Dems would claim some conspiracy why he is still in office despite being inpeached.

Posted by: clutch at April 19, 2019 09:51 AM (kiSdp)

419 It takes 67 votes to convict in the senate. So even with the usual rino pieces of shit voting yes, it's not happening.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 19, 2019 09:52 AM (FiUMj)

420 406 Conviction might even pass the Senate.
...


Zero chance.

Manchin won't vote for it. And Jones who is up in 2020 prolly won't either.

Not one R would vote for it.

Posted by: HA at April 19, 2019 09:52 AM (MAstk)

421 House impeachment is a given. Would Senate? It would be close. The usual suspect pusillanimous POSs (Romney/Murkowski/Collins et al) would vote yes. The temptation to be rid of Trump and send the media into orgasms of thrill might be too much for GOPe. But that we're even talking about the impeachment of the most patriotic and accomplished president in our time is incredible and disgusting.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 19, 2019 09:52 AM (H8QX8)

422 Being inpeached is the worst.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2019 09:52 AM (AjVAj)

423 We know that Collins, Coke Bear, Romney, and probably McSally will vote to convict.
..


No, they wouldn't.

Especially with a party-line House vote.

Posted by: HA at April 19, 2019 09:53 AM (MAstk)

424 Yes, my office is close to downtown Athens, on North Avenue.
Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2019 09:46 AM (uLuPn)

Ah, I met my wife at Sonny's Real Pit bar BQ there.

Posted by: clutch at April 19, 2019 09:53 AM (kiSdp)

425 ...none of this would have happened had Jeff Sessionszzzz not recused himself...

I'm still pretty amazed, though, that they let this go on and on, throwing the full force of the dark state (short of hot ammo) at the President, trying to tar him, and ended up just shining up his statue while muddying all their own. It's almost worth the past two years for this thoroughly nothingburger result.

Amazed, I say, but less surprised than I would've been before watching two years plus of Trump Effect. Like Bugs Bunny and the Road Runner rolled into one, all the poor Wile E.'s and Elmers and Daffys lie twisted in the ruts of his golden chariot.

Posted by: mindful webworker - clix nix at yr own rix at April 19, 2019 09:53 AM (NLny5)

426 speaking of healthcare, this high deductible plan we're on this year has been a real edumacating experience so far
*eye twitch*

Posted by: vmom Superior Order of Ninjas at April 19, 2019 09:54 AM (dm05u)

427 "We know that Collins, Coke Bear, Romney, and probably McSally will vote to convict."

Cory Gardner would too.

But that would only bring the yeses to 52, 53. Well short of the 67 needed.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 19, 2019 09:54 AM (FiUMj)

428 380 She's still the Philadelphia Flyers' good luck charm
Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2019 09:38 AM (7HtZB)

Flyers follow Yankees' lead, erase all connection to Kate Smith

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5naaah6

Posted by: m at April 19, 2019 09:54 AM (ysOGz)

429 Not one R would vote for it.
Posted by: HA at April 19, 2019 09:52 AM (MAstk)


That's a tricky bet. Not one R will vote for it in the Senate ... IF all the R's willing to vote for it still won't reach 67. And they'll talk back and forth to figure out that number before the vote is called.

That's how this shit works in the Senate.

Posted by: The Ugly American at April 19, 2019 09:54 AM (tqAJc)

430 410 hat happened before Mueller blew up. Now that Mueller blew up, you think the appetite for impeachment has grown?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 09:43 AM (oh/Sd)

Absolutely. Firstly - Mueller hasn't "blown up" in their eyes. He just didn't get the job done, and the only mystery is will he be framed as the guy that dropped the ball or the guy that fought the good fight and got screwed.

Don't look at this as a Republican, where problems have solutions and events play out to a conclusion. This shit isn't settled. It'll never be settled. Nothing is ever settled short of a Democrat victory. Mueller was just another play in a long game.

Democrats willingly walked the plank to push ObamaCare over the finish line. They'll walk the plank, if necessary, to shit-can Trump. And this time, when the chips are down, Republicans will join ... in just the minimal margin to pass things along ... if necessary.

Posted by: The Ugly American at April 19, 2019 09:49 AM (tqAJc)

============

I think you have a vast misreading of what's actually going on in the Democratic Party right now.

Establishment Democrats really don't want impeachment on the table, which is what they've been saying since they took power in January. The activist left really wants it, and will scream and holler about it till Kingdom Come.

You're ignoring the first, while hyping up the second. Pelosi keeps putting down AOC in public, and it's not because she's in lock step with the bartender. It's because Pelosi's not going to pursue the strategies that AOC is outlining. All of leadership is trying to toe a line between "We're not doing anything they want" and "We appreciate their identity politics check boxes".

The activist left is now as eager to impeach as ever. That's pretty obviously true, but the establishment Democrats who actually represent the majority of the caucus in the House? They are actually less enthused about the idea. Mueller was supposed to give them cover.

Yes, they'll subpoena everything in sight, but the establishment understands how impeachment actually works. You don't start it unless a majority of the country as a whole is positively chomping at the bit for the president's removal. They know it will fail, and when it fails the president that makes it through is as likely to be stronger than weaker.

They want the donation dollars, but not the actual effort. It's not just our establishment that's good at failure theater, you know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 09:55 AM (oh/Sd)

431 Breaking from Drudge!

Americas saw greatest deterioration of press freedom...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2019 09:55 AM (+y/Ru)

432 Impeachment would not be done in expectation of a conviction. It would be done as a part of the never-ending "smear Trump" strategy.

Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2019 09:55 AM (AMIL/)

433 "... it builds upon the Children's Health Insurance Program [CHIP], which I call it CHIP 2.0, and in CHIP 2.0, which Democrats 100 percent like, no disagreements that it adequately protect pre-existing conditions."

I think I see a big part of the problem there, Senator.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2019 09:55 AM (m45I2)

434 411 Mul

Yep! Nothing really new. How about give the money to a bidder that says I can handle 10k children in Tx, or NJ, or PA. Let them manage the money, pay the docs, and report. Now that would be wonderful.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 19, 2019 09:55 AM (uevCa)

435 The sports leagues,all of them,fold to SJW shit instantly.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2019 09:55 AM (AjVAj)

436 Second for A vast and run a browser you can plug in noscript.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2019 09:25 AM (t6MX/)

what are some good browsers?
on the mac I use Safari and Brave which are both buggy in their own ways, but usually if some site doesn't work right on one, it will work on the other

Posted by: vmom Superior Order of Ninjas at April 19, 2019 09:55 AM (dm05u)

437 The entirety of a feral, criminal bureaucracy and politicians along with a complicit mass propaganda machine was hurled at him non-stop for a period of nearly four years going back to the summer of 2015 when he announced his candidacy, and yet he not only survived, but he thrived.

Having to do real estate deals in New York and New Jersey prepares you for this in a way very different than being a lifelong professional politician.

Trump has also had to deal with institutions like the New York Times for years, along with the people associated with them. He views them with justified contempt. He's not like the GOP-e, who really, really want the New York Times to like them. He could care less.

Posted by: The ARC of History at April 19, 2019 09:56 AM (I2/tG)

438 Will Dem leadership hold?
Posted by: HA at April 19, 2019 09:50 AM (MAstk)

They will be steamrolled.

Posted by: clutch at April 19, 2019 09:56 AM (kiSdp)

439 413 We must scrub the past of everything that might offend modern sensibilities!
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2019 09:50 AM (AjVAj)


Yep. This is about getting rid of "God Bless America", not some obscure song that no one had heard of until the SJWs brought it up.

And the corporations cave in every. single. time.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2019 09:56 AM (xjiRE)

440 428 380 She's still the Philadelphia Flyers' good luck charm
Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2019 09:38 AM (7HtZB)

Flyers follow Yankees' lead, erase all connection to Kate Smith

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5naaah6
Posted by: m at April 19, 2019 09:54 AM (ysOGz)

What the actual fuck is wrong with these people?!?

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2019 09:56 AM (7HtZB)

441 415 >>Conviction might even pass the Senate.

We know that Collins, Coke Bear, Romney, and probably McSally will vote to convict.





Have they looked at recent Trump polls and the masses at Trump rallies?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 09:50 AM (W+vEI)

==========

Good money is on yes, they know, and no, they won't vote to impeach.

If the situation ever comes up, they will use language like, "We must focus on policy," and "this is why we have elections." No matter their genuine motives, they won't vote to convict.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 09:56 AM (oh/Sd)

442 Cory Gardner would too.
...

No, he wouldn't.

He's up for election in 2020 and loses 95% of GOP voters if he does.

The radical left wants impeachment and no one else.

That's why Dem leaders oppose it.

Posted by: HA at April 19, 2019 09:57 AM (MAstk)

443 What the actual fuck is wrong with these people?!?
Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2019 09:56 AM (7HtZB)

What the fuck is wrong with "Us" that we don't revolt?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 09:57 AM (bim/x)

444 420 406 Conviction might even pass the Senate.
...


Zero chance.

Manchin won't vote for it. And Jones who is up in 2020 prolly won't either.

Not one R would vote for it.
Posted by: HA at April 19, 2019 09:52 AM (MAstk)

=========

I agree with 0 percent chance, but Jones would definitely vote to impeach. Dude went YOSO as soon as he took his oath of office.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 09:57 AM (oh/Sd)

445
Being inpeached is the worst.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2019 09:52 AM (AjVAj)







No kidding. It's the pits.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 19, 2019 09:58 AM (veoSD)

446 Flyers follow Yankees' lead, erase all connection to Kate Smith

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5naaah6
Posted by: m at April 19, 2019 09:54 AM (ysOGz)


Well done comrades

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2019 09:58 AM (Hny72)

447 OMG just noticed my new hash.....

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2019 09:58 AM (AjVAj)

448 "The Kate Smith statue near the Wells Fargo Center is covered, amid reports the @NHLFlyers have cut ties with Smith over racist song lyrics."

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yylj6gf3

Posted by: m at April 19, 2019 09:58 AM (ysOGz)

449 395 What lyric? In God Bless America?

Posted by: jhawk90 at April 19, 2019 09:44 AM (Xvo1a)

Yes, read the article. I can't post it here.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 09:58 AM (mpXpK)

450 What the fuck is wrong with "Us" that we don't revolt?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 09:57 AM (bim/x

We're lazy, pathetic and complacent. We keep thinking someone else will do it for us.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 19, 2019 09:59 AM (H8QX8)

451 Good grief. Husband just boarded a Delta flight for Savannah. Said they should "miss most of " the bad weather.

Gah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 09:59 AM (ptqGC)

452 The Democrat-Communist goal was and is to cripple the Trump Presidency. The Mueller Farce was Phase I (and it worked -- Trump had zero political capital when his term began because of "Russia Russia Russia!" and the House was lost in the midterms) and the Impeachment Farce will be Phase II.

Posted by: Brody at April 19, 2019 09:59 AM (4Eo4+)

453 There is a less than 0% chance the senate gets 67 convict votes.

But, if 4 rino pieces of shit vote, it would be a majority in the senate. And the story would then be a majority of both houses of congress voted to impeach, in a bipartisan manner. And it's only because of the outdated (racist) 2/3 rule in the senate, Trump survived. But it's clear a majority of Americans want him ousted.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 19, 2019 10:00 AM (FiUMj)

454 428>>>

Gonna have to check the HFBoards and see how "woke" the Flyer fans there are, heh.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 10:00 AM (t3nAe)

455 What the actual fuck is wrong with these people?!?

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2019 09:56 AM (7HtZB)



Comrade, when the Supreme Soviet unpersons

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2019 10:00 AM (Hny72)

456 423 We know that Collins, Coke Bear, Romney, and probably McSally will vote to convict.
..
No, they wouldn't.

Especially with a party-line House vote.
Posted by: HA at April 19, 2019 09:53 AM (MAstk)

Oh yes they would.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 19, 2019 10:00 AM (H8QX8)

457 1984 was not a guide for fucks sake.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2019 10:00 AM (AjVAj)

458 453 There is a less than 0% chance the senate gets 67 convict votes.

But, if 4 rino pieces of shit vote, it would be a majority in the senate. And the story would then be a majority of both houses of congress voted to impeach, in a bipartisan manner. And it's only because of the outdated (racist) 2/3 rule in the senate, Trump survived. But it's clear a majority of Americans want him ousted.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 19, 2019 10:00 AM (FiUMj)

===========

"Nice moral victory you got there, pal."
-Still President of the United States, Donald Trump

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 10:00 AM (oh/Sd)

459 I met my wife at Sonny's Real Pit bar BQ there.

Posted by: clutch at April 19, 2019 09:53 AM (kiSdp)

They are no longer at their location on Broad St. I don't know if they moved, or went out of business.

My husband likes Fresh Air BBQ. They have a location in Bogart and one in Jackson.

Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2019 10:01 AM (uLuPn)

460 What the fuck is wrong with "Us" that we don't revolt?
.......

Good question and I have no answer.

Posted by: HA at April 19, 2019 10:01 AM (MAstk)

461 This is about getting rid of "God Bless America", not some obscure song that no one had heard of until the SJWs brought it up.

I occasionally go to Mariners games in Seattle, and the crowd lustily singing "God Bless America" at the seventh inning stretch (in Seattle!) doubtless drives the SJW's nuts.

I'm sure they won't stop until the crowd sullenly stays silent as the organ plays "This Land is Your Land".

Posted by: The ARC of History at April 19, 2019 10:01 AM (I2/tG)

462 457 1984 was not a guide for fucks sake.
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2019 10:00 AM (AjVAj)

==========

Criterion just announced that movie for a beautiful Blu-Ray release in July.

I shall purchase.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 10:01 AM (oh/Sd)

463 444>>>

The weird thing is that there's a slight chance that Sinema might not.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 10:01 AM (t3nAe)

464 WHAT Lyric?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 10:01 AM (bim/x)

465 Yes, they'll subpoena everything in sight, but the establishment
understands how impeachment actually works. You don't start it unless a
majority of the country as a whole is positively chomping at the bit for
the president's removal. They know it will fail, and when it fails the
president that makes it through is as likely to be stronger than weaker.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 09:55 AM (oh/Sd)


I'm sure the "old guard" is looking at how it backfired on the GOP during Clinton. It all comes down to just how popular the DNC thinks Trump really is. And how cooperative certain elements of the GOP signal they'll be.


There's a big difference between then and then. Back then, Clinton had the support of his party. Now ? A pretty big part of the GOP wants Trump gone. They just, as always, lack the balls.

We'll know in 18 months.

Posted by: The Ugly American at April 19, 2019 10:01 AM (tqAJc)

466 Remember Kavanaugh -- there is so level to which the Democrat-Communists won't sink.

Posted by: Brody at April 19, 2019 10:01 AM (4Eo4+)

467 I don't like that I've come to the conclusion that we crossed the Rubicon sometime ago and that all we are doing now is fighting to delay the eventual destruction of the America we once knew. I'll continue to fight but I'm under no delusions.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 19, 2019 10:02 AM (a/9Wy)

468
Remember Kavanaugh -- there is so level to which the Democrat-Communists won't sink.

Posted by: Brody at April 19, 2019 10:01 AM (4Eo4+)









Fuck. It's getting crowded down here.

Posted by: Whale shit at the bottom of the ocean at April 19, 2019 10:02 AM (veoSD)

469
( hit post too soon on the last comment) All of these organizations quiver in fear of the left or are run by the left so if Kate Smith is unpersoned they follow

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2019 10:03 AM (Hny72)

470 Oh yes they would.
....


Impeachment talk is all over the news. Let me know when ONE R calls for it.

House or Senate.

As of right now the number is ZERO.

Posted by: HA at April 19, 2019 10:03 AM (MAstk)

471 Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 19, 2019 09:59 AM (H8QX

No, we will make it more difficult for ourselves and wait for the Dem President after PDT, and then begin.

Posted by: clutch at April 19, 2019 10:03 AM (kiSdp)

472 443>>>

We don't want to sacrifice our employment.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 10:03 AM (t3nAe)

473 Smith was a famous singer before and during WWII who recorded the offensive jingle, "Pickaninny Heaven," which she directed at "colored children" who should fantasize about an amazing place with "great big watermelons," among other treats. She shot a video for that song that takes place in an orphanage for black children, and much of the imagery is startlingly racist. She also recorded "That's Why Darkies Were Born," which included the lyrics "Someone had to pick the cotton . . . That's why darkies were born."

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5naaah6

Posted by: m at April 19, 2019 10:03 AM (ysOGz)

474 Trump is not getting impeached.

Not even Nancy is that stupid.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2019 10:03 AM (/tuJf)

475 The "offending" lyric is buried deep in the song,. Most of the time you hear that song you only hear the first verse.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 10:03 AM (mpXpK)

476 I agree with 0 percent chance, but Jones would definitely vote to impeach. Dude went YOSO as soon as he took his oath of office.

Jones knows he loses next election - he's setting up his consulting gig after he loses.

Posted by: The ARC of History at April 19, 2019 10:03 AM (I2/tG)

477 452 The Democrat-Communist goal was and is to cripple the Trump Presidency. The Mueller Farce was Phase I (and it worked -- Trump had zero political capital when his term began because of "Russia Russia Russia!" and the House was lost in the midterms) and the Impeachment Farce will be Phase II.
Posted by: Brody at April 19, 2019 09:59 AM (4Eo4+)

And the Mueller BS is really Steele 2.0. It will be used in the house and senate races. I think Trump can get 51% of the Pop vote if he uses it PROOF that they DO NOT want you to vote. Play the old Voter Suppression game backwards. Tell everyone that is thinking they may not vote is that is what the Fake News wants.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 19, 2019 10:04 AM (uevCa)

478 A lot of us here use logic about what the Dems would do, from a point of view of what sane people would do. Remember, Democrats are batshit insane crazy. All bets are off with them.

Plus they also know that no matter what they do or say, the MSM will back them fully. There's really no downside risk to any of their actions.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 19, 2019 10:04 AM (FiUMj)

479 466 Remember Kavanaugh -- there is so level to which the Democrat-Communists won't sink.
Posted by: Brody at April 19, 2019 10:01 AM (4Eo4+)

==========

Meh, that's not really an applicable analogy.

It was a concentrated fight in one committee in the Senate. The chance for victory was around flipping a single Republican in the committee, and then 2-3 Republicans in the whole chamber. It was actually doable to kill the nomination.

Plus, it didn't work.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 10:04 AM (oh/Sd)

480 Addendum to 470


You know what would guarantee articles of impeachment?

R's coming out and calling for it. Even just a handful, that's all Dem leaders need.


Where are they?

Posted by: HA at April 19, 2019 10:04 AM (MAstk)

481 While the storm clouds gather far across the sea,
let us swear allegiance to a land that's free.
Let us all be grateful for a land so fair, as we
raise our voices in a solemn prayer.

God Bless America, land that I love.
Stand beside her and guide her
Through the night with a light from above.
From the mountains, to the prairies,
To the oceans white with foam.

God Bless America, my home sweet home.
God Bless America, my home sweet home.

===
"white with foam"
it's got "white" right there
racist!!!!

Posted by: vmom Superior Order of Ninjas at April 19, 2019 10:04 AM (dm05u)

482 Gah.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 09:59 AM (ptqGC)


The storm has passed Atlanta, everything should be okay, but it's hard not to worry.

Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2019 10:04 AM (uLuPn)

483 he "offending" lyric is buried deep in the song,. Most of the time you hear that song you only hear the first verse.
Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 10:03 AM (mpXpK)

Yeah? What?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 10:04 AM (bim/x)

484 470 Oh yes they would.
....


Impeachment talk is all over the news. Let me know when ONE R calls for it.

House or Senate.

As of right now the number is ZERO.
Posted by: HA at April 19, 2019 10:03 AM (MAstk)

=============

My telescreens have said that Mitt Romney was talking about it to his dog.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 10:05 AM (oh/Sd)

485 Posted by: m at April 19, 2019 10:03 AM (ysOGz)

Besides he satirical at the time this is a current example of my most hated trait of many of the Left.

Presentism.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 19, 2019 10:05 AM (a/9Wy)

486 I guess we don't get art today.

Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2019 10:05 AM (aXucN)

487 Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2019 10:01 AM (uLuPn)

Yes, I've been to the Fresh Air BBQ in Jackson. Piggy Park in Thomaston is another good one.

Posted by: clutch at April 19, 2019 10:05 AM (kiSdp)

488 467>>>

It's already gone.

This is why I don't care about the freakshow stuff anymore.

Decorum and Formality ain't getting restored at anything but the barrel of a gun.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 10:05 AM (t3nAe)

489 Impeachment talk is all over the news. Let me know when ONE R calls for it.

House or Senate.

As of right now the number is ZERO.
Posted by: HA at April 19, 2019 10:03 AM (MAstk)

___


AHEM!!
- Mittens

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 19, 2019 10:05 AM (FiUMj)

490 My telescreens have said that Mitt Romney was talking about it to his dog.
...


Sources tell CNN!

Posted by: HA at April 19, 2019 10:06 AM (MAstk)

491 474 Trump is not getting impeached.

Not even Nancy is that stupid.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2019 10:03 AM (/tuJf)

============

I just want some privileged motion that brings articles to the floor again.

When a majority of Democrats end up voting against it, it will blow up the primaries in such interesting colors.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 10:06 AM (oh/Sd)

492 Impeachment talk is all over the news. Let me know when ONE R calls for it.

House or Senate.

As of right now the number is ZERO.
Posted by: HA at April 19, 2019 10:03 AM (MAstk)

They will never "call for it." That's the point. These cowardly POSs are too passive-aggressive. But you can bet your bottom dollar they'll vote for it -- in the name of bipartisanship to save the country.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 19, 2019 10:06 AM (H8QX8)

493
It's always good to remind ourselves of Progressives and their "values." They're aptly summed up in this quote that Bessie The Dead Horse insists that I post often:

"It's not enough to simply beat Trump. He must be destroyed thoroughly. His kind must not rise again."

- David Plouffe, ex-TFG fellator a couple of months before the '016 election.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 19, 2019 10:06 AM (HaL55)

494 >>>Presentism

Nice diagnosis.

Posted by: m at April 19, 2019 10:06 AM (ysOGz)

495 it's got "white" right there

Did you know that Irving Berlin was a white person?

Posted by: The MSM at April 19, 2019 10:06 AM (I2/tG)

496 What the actual fuck is wrong with these people?!?

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2019 09:56 AM (7HtZB)



What the fuck is wrong with "Us" that we don't revolt?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 09:57 AM (bim/x)


Bingo. A million man patriot army showing up in any city has the ability to cleanse it and Ceausescu the traitors to the nation.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 19, 2019 10:06 AM (9Om/r)

497 FFS people.

It takes 2/3 to convict in the Senate. Please, I'm dumber than most but you're wasting precious oxygen you could be using for something else to talk about "passing" in the senate.


It takes a simple majority in the house. Civics. Try it some time.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 19, 2019 10:07 AM (UEs2R)

498 Piggy Park in Thomaston is another good one.

Posted by: clutch at April 19, 2019 10:05 AM (kiSdp)


We go there occasionally and pick up a large container of Brunswick stew for the MIL.

I like their scrambled hamburgers. Fries are too greasy, though.

Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2019 10:07 AM (uLuPn)

499 466 Remember Kavanaugh -- there is so level to which the Democrat-Communists won't sink.
Posted by: Brody at April 19, 2019 10:01 AM (4Eo4+)

World is now 60 minutes, metoo, title IX style.
1. accuse
2. wait for tortured confession
3. if not then execution
4. if they survive harass and destroy

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 19, 2019 10:07 AM (uevCa)

500 AHEM!!
- Mittens

...

Romney is calling for impeachment?

Posted by: HA at April 19, 2019 10:07 AM (MAstk)

501 "The Kate Smith statue near the Wells Fargo Center is covered, amid reports the @NHLFlyers have cut ties with Smith over racist song lyrics."

-
Well, I've always said, no fat chicks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2019 10:07 AM (+y/Ru)

502 478>>>

I think not as many people quite get what "By Any Means Necessary" means as they think they do.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 10:08 AM (t3nAe)

503 481 While the storm clouds gather far across the sea,
let us swear allegiance to a land that's free.
Let us all be grateful for a land so fair, as we
raise our voices in a solemn prayer.

God Bless America, land that I love.
Stand beside her and guide her
Through the night with a light from above.
From the mountains, to the prairies,
To the oceans white with foam.

God Bless America, my home sweet home.
God Bless America, my home sweet home.

===
"white with foam"
it's got "white" right there
racist!!!!
Posted by: vmom Superior Order of Ninjas at April 19, 2019 10:04 AM (dm05u)

The racism is buried so deep in there it's undetectable. But it's there. Oh yes...it's there.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 19, 2019 10:08 AM (NWiLs)

504 I think they just discovered the other racist songs so now she has to be unpersoned.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2019 10:08 AM (AjVAj)

505 The National Anthem is next

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 10:09 AM (bim/x)

506 504 I think they just discovered the other racist songs so now she has to be unpersoned.
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2019 10:08 AM (AjVAj)

yep

Posted by: m at April 19, 2019 10:09 AM (ysOGz)

507 white with foam"

it's got "white" right there

racist!!!!

Posted by: vmom Superior Order of Ninjas at April 19, 2019 10:04 AM (dm05u)

That was not the offending lyric. Read the article.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 10:09 AM (mpXpK)

508 That was not the offending lyric. Read the article.
Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 10:09 AM (mpXpK)

Then post the fuckin article

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 10:09 AM (bim/x)

509 505 The National Anthem is next

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 10:09 AM (bim/x)


Their end goal is to unperson America.

Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2019 10:10 AM (uLuPn)

510 505 The National Anthem is next
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 10:09 AM (bim/x)

I'm shocked it's taken them this long. The first step will be no more play at sporting events. They'll SJW certain sporting franchises and facilities to drop it, and that's how it begins.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 19, 2019 10:10 AM (H8QX8)

511 504 I think they just discovered the other racist songs so now she has to be unpersoned.
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2019 10:08 AM (AjVAj)

yeah

same people who think Edeilweiss is a Nazi anthem coz Amazon uses it in Man in The High Castle

I think the song they refer to was actually mocking slavery
it actually sounds a lot like "we gotta let illegals in to pick our veggies" justification

Posted by: vmom Superior Order of Ninjas at April 19, 2019 10:10 AM (dm05u)

512 I wonder if Bing Crosby will be persona non grata because of Holiday Inn?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 19, 2019 10:11 AM (a/9Wy)

513 Man everything will be so great once we scrub every offensive thing from everything ever!

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2019 10:11 AM (AjVAj)

514 Warrant's "Cherry Pie" - also a deeply racist song.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 19, 2019 10:11 AM (NWiLs)

515 508
That was not the offending lyric. Read the article.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 10:09 AM (mpXpK)



Then post the fuckin article

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 10:09 AM (bim/x)

Its in the damn link if you would read it, but you never do.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 10:11 AM (mpXpK)

516 CNN:

WOW

From April 8-12, the network only averaged an audience of 690,000 people and 180,000 in the key 25-54 age demographic.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 19, 2019 10:11 AM (FiUMj)

517 I think the song they refer to was actually mocking slavery
it actually sounds a lot like "we gotta let illegals in to pick our veggies" justification
Posted by: vmom Superior Order of Ninjas at April 19, 2019 10:10 AM (dm05u)

And it was also a hit for Paul Robeson--a black man

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 10:11 AM (bim/x)

518 48 Kate Smith's God Bless America is now banned at Yankee Stadium.

https://tinyurl.com/y2razrk9
Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 07:31 AM (mpXpK)

From the article:

The New York Yankees have decided to no longer run Kate Smith's version of "God Bless America" during their seventh-inning stretch because of Smith's affiliation with songs that carried racist lyrics.

Posted by: m at April 19, 2019 10:11 AM (ysOGz)

519 If anyone wants an art thread, The Catholic Thing is featuring Tissot's Stations of The Cross today

https://www.thecatholicthing.org/

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2019 10:12 AM (7HtZB)

520 Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2019 10:07 AM (uLuPn)

Yeah, Brunswick VA has a sign outside the town which says something like The Home of Brunswick Stew, which grinds the wife' gears.

Posted by: clutch at April 19, 2019 10:12 AM (kiSdp)

521 Its in the damn link if you would read it, but you never do.
Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 10:11 AM (mpXpK)

I don't have time to search thw whole tread. You made an assertion. Now back it up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 10:12 AM (bim/x)

522 Regarding the New Mexico Militia capturing illegals- what did they think was going to happen when government doesn't act? Our country and communities are being overrun because they refuse to address the crisis. In a political move, the Democrat Governor of N.M., Grisham, pulled the National Guard from one of the most dangerous border areas, to "protest President Trump". That's left thousands of people vulnerable to this invasion.

It's about time these politicians understood the people own this government, not them. It is not theirs to do with what they want against law, Constitution and the good of the people.

As government fails to act and then uses its power as a political weapon, expect to see more of this, and worse. Democrats own it, and they shouldn't be surprised that when they use that power for tyranny, people are not going to sit around and watch.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 19, 2019 10:12 AM (VkWRL)

523 High spirits this morning.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 10:12 AM (oh/Sd)

524 510>>>

The NBA will do it first.

Teams actually have sponsors on their uniforms, so it will be ultra easy to boycott/pressure them until they pressure the NBA to kill it off.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 10:13 AM (t3nAe)

525 It wasn't about the lyrics in God Bless America. Read the article.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 19, 2019 10:13 AM (a/9Wy)

526 521 I don't have time to search thw whole tread. You made an assertion. Now back it up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 10:12 AM (bim/x)

I did, its in the link. I will not post it here because a COB will be offended.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 10:13 AM (mpXpK)

527 AHEM!!
- Mittens
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 19, 2019 10:05 AM (FiUMj)
*****
Yep Gets them to 67 in the Senate ! do you Underoo soilers really like this in everyday life

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 19, 2019 10:13 AM (BqBId)

528 Abortion: NC governor vetoes anti-infanticide bill.

The NC gov is a communist bastard. Thank you Charlotte.
Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 07:11 AM (mpXpK)

Can the legislature override the veto by passing the same bill again?

If not, they should tack the anti-infanticide measure onto every other bill that goes through the house.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2019 10:14 AM (TfwlC)

529 NBA has sponsors on uniforms? How very Liga Mexicana of them, lol.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 19, 2019 10:14 AM (FiUMj)

530 523>>>

But today's only 4/19.

High Spirits are for tomorrow.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 10:14 AM (t3nAe)

531 When a majority of Democrats end up voting against it, it will blow up the primaries in such interesting colors.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 10:06 AM (oh/Sd)


The "They Wouldn't Dare" method of predicting Democratic Actions hasn't been scoring all that great as of ... well, never.

Mueller didn't give them the pretext, and easy political cover, that they were looking for. So they'll just have to find another pretext. And by "find", I of course mean "completely make up and sell as the gospel truth".

And Impeachment is not something you only get to try once. If they try it before the Election, and Trump wins in 2020 as well as wins the Senate removal vote ... they'll just wait for the right circumstances to try it again. While making up some other investigation to hamstring him while he's in office.

Remember, events don't have conclusions when dealing with Democrats. Problems don't have solutions. It's all just another play in an eternal game.

Posted by: The Ugly American at April 19, 2019 10:14 AM (tqAJc)

532 529 Right now only one but the future is the hideous advertisements all over like Euro kickball.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2019 10:15 AM (AjVAj)

533 Chag Pesach samech to our Jewish hordelings, and a blessed Good Friday to our Christians. And TGIF to the remainder. And now wish me luck since I get to shop for a new car, since the old one died on me spectacularly. God I hate car shopping.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 19, 2019 10:15 AM (RD7QR)

534 Yep Gets them to 67 in the Senate ! do you Underoo soilers really like this in everyday life
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 19, 2019 10:13 AM (BqBId)

____

Jezuz dude. See my previous posts above saying there is no chance the senate votes to convict since it takes 67. But Mittens is such a cunt, that he would vote yes just to make it bipartisan and hurt Trump politically.

And also...chill the fuck out.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 19, 2019 10:15 AM (FiUMj)

535 Geez. We are heavily looking at NC to relocate to a free state. What the hell. I don't need to go from pot into the frying pan.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 19, 2019 10:16 AM (VkWRL)

536
And Impeachment is not something you only get to try once. If they try
it before the Election, and Trump wins in 2020 as well as wins the
Senate removal vote ... they'll just wait for the right circumstances to
try it again. While making up some other investigation to hamstring him
while he's in office.


That will be when PDT declassifies a whole lot of files that will lay bare the Psycho Prog's malfeasance for all the world to see.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 19, 2019 10:17 AM (HaL55)

537 And also...chill the fuck out.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 19, 2019 10:15 AM (FiUMj)


DeploraBOT gets - excited - whenever talking about The God Emperor.

Posted by: The Ugly American at April 19, 2019 10:17 AM (tqAJc)

538 per WaTi

the problematic songs were:
Pickaninny Heaven
That's Why Darkies Were Born

She also endorsed a "mammy doll" in 1939, which the Daily News said resembles the Aunt Jemima caricature

Posted by: vmom Superior Order of Ninjas at April 19, 2019 10:17 AM (dm05u)

539 535
Geez. We are heavily looking at NC to relocate to a free state. What
the hell. I don't need to go from pot into the frying pan.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 19, 2019 10:16 AM (VkWRL)

Go to GA instead, somewhere around the middle of the State but not in a city.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 10:18 AM (mpXpK)

540
I did, its in the link. I will not post it here because a COB will be offended.
Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 10:13 AM (mpXpK)

I read e very article about kate smith and G-D Bless America and it is NOT about any lyrics in the song but about other songs she recorded

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 10:18 AM (bim/x)

541 Oh shit,I have some Aunt Jemima pancake mix in the pantry.....

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2019 10:18 AM (AjVAj)

542 per WaTi

the problematic songs were:
Pickaninny Heaven
That's Why Darkies Were Born

She also endorsed a "mammy doll" in 1939, which the Daily News said resembles the Aunt Jemima caricature
========

But modern Democrats love them some Robert Byrd

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 19, 2019 10:18 AM (vg8iE)

543 If Trump goes after the DoJ (he should, and I think he will), the last two years will look like a walk in the park.

Wait til you see the Statists playing defense. It'll be animalistic.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2019 10:18 AM (5aX2M)

544 Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 19, 2019 10:15 AM (RD7QR)

Did you run out of oil?

Posted by: clutch at April 19, 2019 10:19 AM (kiSdp)

545 So much for my saying play nice

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 10:19 AM (BbGew)

546 541 Oh shit,I have some Aunt Jemima pancake mix in the pantry.....
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2019 10:18 AM (AjVAj)

expect a no-knock dawn raid tomorrow

Posted by: vmom Superior Order of Ninjas at April 19, 2019 10:19 AM (dm05u)

547
the problematic songs were:

Pickaninny Heaven

That's Why Darkies Were Born


So will the Yankees substitute GBA sung by someone else or will they just delete the song itself?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 19, 2019 10:20 AM (HaL55)

548 The Dems are de demanding an unredacted Mueller report.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 10:20 AM (W+vEI)

549 I use the word "actually" too much
stupid habit

Posted by: vmom Superior Order of Ninjas at April 19, 2019 10:20 AM (dm05u)

550 So will the Yankees substitute GBA sung by someone else or will they just delete the song itself?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 19, 2019 10:20 AM (HaL55)

Sung by someone else

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 10:20 AM (bim/x)

551 Warrant's "Cherry Pie" - also a deeply racist song.
*******
Jani Lane wrote that song in a Half hour because the record label didn't think there were any big hits on that Album & Jani hated that song to the day he died & it was a number 1 hit

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 19, 2019 10:20 AM (BqBId)

552 Posted by: vmom Superior Order of Ninjas at April 19, 2019 10:17 AM (dm05u)


Things always swing from one extreme to the other, like a pendulum. Eventually.

That's why the Democrats are not dead yet, only mostly dead. They'll probably win the WH in 2024.

And the Republicans will be back in the dumper after that for 8 years.

Back & Forth, Back & Forth.

Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2019 10:20 AM (uLuPn)

553 Oh shit,I have some Aunt Jemima pancake mix in the pantry.....

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2019 10:18 AM (AjVAj)


You'll get off easy. I'm holding two boxes of Uncle Ben's. I'll do hard time over that shit.

Posted by: The Ugly American at April 19, 2019 10:20 AM (tqAJc)

554 I think the Damn Yankees are just playing instrumental versions for now

Posted by: vmom Superior Order of Ninjas at April 19, 2019 10:21 AM (dm05u)

555 Go to GA instead, somewhere around the middle of the State but not in a city.
Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 10:18 AM (mpXpK)

___

GA came within a few thousand votes of electing Tank as guv.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 19, 2019 10:21 AM (FiUMj)

556 548 The Dems are de demanding an unredacted Mueller report.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 10:20 AM (W+vEI)

===========

Cause they got nothing else, and the fact that they'll never get it is good fodder for fundraising emails.

May those dumb enough to actually write checks in response to it run out of ink every time they try to sign their names.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 10:21 AM (oh/Sd)

557 Go to GA instead, somewhere around the middle of the State but not in a city.


Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 10:18 AM (mpXpK)


Try to stay above the gnat line.

Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2019 10:21 AM (uLuPn)

558 544 Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 19, 2019 10:15 AM (RD7QR)

Did you run out of oil?
Posted by: clutch at April 19, 2019 10:19 AM (kiSdp)

Fire in the passenger compartment. Started in the back from an errant spark from my pipe then started spreading. I just got out before it got to the front seat and then got the pleasure of watching my hybrid battery explode (from a distance, thank the Lord).

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 19, 2019 10:21 AM (RD7QR)

559 Posted by: The Ugly American at April 19, 2019 10:17 AM (tqAJc)
********
awwww Scoggdogg had to change his name

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 19, 2019 10:21 AM (BqBId)

560 The other thing is Dem leaders know indictments are coming.

Imagine impeachment is going on while indictments are dropping.

Or indictments drop first and you move on impeachment?

Posted by: HA at April 19, 2019 10:22 AM (MAstk)

561 GA came within a few thousand votes of electing Tank as guv.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 19, 2019 10:21 AM (FiUMj)

It was a 55,000 vote difference. The total population is like 7 million.

Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2019 10:22 AM (uLuPn)

562 "Go to GA instead, somewhere around the middle of the State but not in a city.
Posted by: Vic at April 19"

We have look at parts of Georgia but are uncertain if we want to go that far south. Needless to say we're still looking.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 19, 2019 10:22 AM (VkWRL)

563 Fire in the passenger compartment. Started in the back from an errant spark from my pipe then started spreading. I just got out before it got to the front seat and then got the pleasure of watching my hybrid battery explode (from a distance, thank the Lord).

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 19, 2019 10:21 AM (RD7QR)


Holy cow

Sounds like a serious car defect.

Posted by: vmom Superior Order of Ninjas at April 19, 2019 10:23 AM (dm05u)

564 547 So will the Yankees substitute GBA sung by someone else or will they just delete the song itself?


Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 19, 2019 10:20 AM (HaL55)

They are now playing a piano version with no lyrics.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 10:23 AM (mpXpK)

565 Do the GOPe actually think one of them would get better treatment from the Democrats and the stupid, lazy and vile media than Trump?
Could they possibly believe that?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 19, 2019 10:23 AM (JgA4k)

566 Barr at his press conference yesterday said a joint committee would get to see the full report minus Grand Jury evidence. Grand Jury evidence is held in secret as it's only one side and often heresy.

But Leftists always want first downs without ever getting to the goal post which they never really want to get to.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 10:23 AM (BbGew)

567 We have look at parts of Georgia but are uncertain if we want to go that far south. Needless to say we're still looking.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 19, 2019 10:22 AM (VkWRL)


I've always liked East Tennessee. Not a ton of industry, though, which kinda' screws me. But really pretty, and feels South.

Posted by: The Ugly American at April 19, 2019 10:23 AM (tqAJc)

568 Ugh - continued:


There were no executive privilege redactions, only for privacy of bit player and under investigation so. . . Dems want to see who is still under investigation.

Maybe not Trumpies, but the coup side under investigation by Huber and/or Horowitz.
They wouldn't start impeachment without knowing this.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 10:23 AM (W+vEI)

569 547
the problematic songs were:

Pickaninny Heaven

That's Why Darkies Were Born

So will the Yankees substitute GBA sung by someone else or will they just delete the song itself?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 19, 2019 10:20 AM (HaL55)

https://tinyurl.com/y2razrk9

The New York Yankees have decided to no longer run Kate Smith's version of "God Bless America" . . . When the Yankees last month became aware of Smith's history, they switched to a keyboard version of "God Bless America."

Posted by: m at April 19, 2019 10:23 AM (ysOGz)

570 I had to look up "Parthian Shot."

If you need it
merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Parthian

How could I get to be my age and have missed so much? As the decades go by, the more impressed I am by the vastness of my ignorance, but thus the more grateful I am to have the gaps in my knowledge so frequently filled in just by the posts and comments, and links therefrom, just on this very blog.

h/t A♠HQ

Posted by: mindful webworker - clix nix at yr own rix at April 19, 2019 10:23 AM (NLny5)

571
Thanks, NGU. That's still pretty stupid. And selective, too.

FFS, they're just songs...

And speaking of, I sure wish I had a Number 1 hit that I could hate for the rest of my life, especially whilst cashing the royalty checks.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 19, 2019 10:23 AM (HaL55)

572 566 Barr at his press conference yesterday said a joint committee would get to see the full report minus Grand Jury evidence. Grand Jury evidence is held in secret as it's only one side and often heresy[/b[.

But Leftists always want first downs without ever getting to the goal post which they never really want to get to.
Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 10:23 AM (BbGew)

============

The pope will be happy with this redaction, I'm sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 10:23 AM (oh/Sd)

573

dammit

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 10:24 AM (oh/Sd)

574 Sung by someone else
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 10:20 AM (bim

I think they are presently just playing the musical version. I don't know if anyone else is famous for singing God Bless America like Kate Smith.

Maybe they can change to Ray Charles singing America and kill two birds with one race card.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 19, 2019 10:24 AM (a/9Wy)

575 563 Fire in the passenger compartment. Started in the back from an errant spark from my pipe then started spreading. I just got out before it got to the front seat and then got the pleasure of watching my hybrid battery explode (from a distance, thank the Lord).

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 19, 2019 10:21 AM (RD7QR)


Holy cow

Sounds like a serious car defect.
Posted by: vmom Superior Order of Ninjas at April 19, 2019 10:23 AM (dm05u)

Not sure. It may have been hot enough that nothing could have kept it from blowing up. Whatever the case, I'm driving a rental now and in the market for a cheap used car.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 19, 2019 10:24 AM (RD7QR)

576 555
GA came within a few thousand votes of electing Tank as guv.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 19, 2019 10:21 AM (FiUMj)

She was down by 15% until the "trunk votes" started coming in at the last week of the election.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 10:24 AM (mpXpK)

577 Jani Lane wrote that song in a Half hour because the
record label didn't think there were any big hits on that Album
Jani hated that song to the day he died it was a number 1 hit

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 19, 2019 10:20 AM (BqBId)


In his own words.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR1xpknCHCQ

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 19, 2019 10:25 AM (9Om/r)

578 joncelli, you gonna sue the car company?

Posted by: vmom Superior Order of Ninjas at April 19, 2019 10:25 AM (dm05u)

579 joncelli- No injury is all that matters

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 10:25 AM (BbGew)

580 561 GA came within a few thousand votes of electing Tank as guv.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 19, 2019 10:21 AM (FiUMj)

It was a 55,000 vote difference. The total population is like 7 million.
Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2019 10:22 AM (uLuPn)

____

We're on it!

Posted by: NYers Moving To Georgia at April 19, 2019 10:25 AM (FiUMj)

581 560 The other thing is Dem leaders know indictments are coming.

Imagine impeachment is going on while indictments are dropping.

Or indictments drop first and you move on impeachment?

Posted by: HA at April 19, 2019 10:22 AM (MAstk)


"Indictments? What indictments?"

- Everyone who gets the "news" from the MFM.

Posted by: Gref at April 19, 2019 10:25 AM (AMIL/)

582 dammit
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 10:24 AM (oh/Sd)


A kick-save and a beauty !!!

Posted by: The Ugly American at April 19, 2019 10:25 AM (tqAJc)

583 .
Trump is the cleanest guy in Washington DC.

What other politician there could withstand three years of intense and often illegal scrutiny by the media, the deep state, the DNC, half the GOP, and the liberal media?
Rub that in the idiotic and pathetic media's faces.

Now do Obama, and Hillary, and Schiff, and Feinstein, and Biden, and........
And use the same standard that the media want to use on Trump: If they can't prove they are innocent of any accusation then they must be guilty.

Posted by: Mongo at April 19, 2019 10:26 AM (7QGL/)

584 I think the redemands for unredacted docs will bite the Dems in the butt.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 10:26 AM (W+vEI)

585 Sung by someone else
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 19, 2019 10:20 AM (bim

I think they are presently just playing the musical version. I don't know if anyone else is famous for singing God Bless America like Kate Smith.

Maybe they can change to Ray Charles singing America and kill two birds with one race card.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation


Have the governor of Virgina sing it.

Coonman sings! (and dances...and steps and fetches)

Posted by: just the punchline at April 19, 2019 10:26 AM (nEOLy)

586 In a just world Nadler should be hung by the neck until dead but where would they find a rope strong enough?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 19, 2019 08:07 AM (JgA4k)

Inch and a quarter oil rig drilling line.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2019 10:26 AM (TfwlC)

587 If Cherry Pie is banned, what will strip clubs play for their intro dances?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 19, 2019 10:26 AM (FiUMj)

588 Black Sabbath's "Paranoid" was like that. They quickly dashed it off to fill out the album because the album was too short, and ended up with one of their biggest hits.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 19, 2019 10:26 AM (+/7JY)

589 Posted by: HA at April 19, 2019 10:22 AM (MAstk)

Good point about the indictments, if they happen.

Posted by: clutch at April 19, 2019 10:27 AM (kiSdp)

590 584 I think the redemands for unredacted docs will bite the Dems in the butt.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 10:26 AM (W+vEI)

============

I think the air is out of the Mueller balloon in terms of electoral impact.

Trump won, and everyone knows it.

The rest is just the search for more money from dumb donors.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 10:27 AM (oh/Sd)

591 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 19, 2019 10:25 AM (9Om/r)
******
Guy had it all he could write songs like nobody's business, Played Drums & was really good too, Played Guitar & Piano & could sing his ass off. But he just couldn't beat his demons

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 19, 2019 10:27 AM (BqBId)

592 588 The record company did not want the album called War Pigs.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2019 10:27 AM (AjVAj)

593 578 joncelli, you gonna sue the car company?
Posted by: vmom Superior Order of Ninjas at April 19, 2019 10:25 AM (dm05u)

Suing Toyota is not in the cards. I'm hoping Allstate is big and mean enough to get Toyota to send me something to shut up, but it's a dim hope.

579 joncelli- No injury is all that matters
Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 10:25 AM (BbGew)

Yes, I got off with minor smoke inhalation and a singe on my earlobe (and five hours in the hospital while they ran tests). It could have been much, much worse.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 19, 2019 10:28 AM (RD7QR)

594 What other politician there could withstand three
years of intense and often illegal scrutiny by the media, the deep
state, the DNC, half the GOP, and the liberal media?
Posted by: Mongo at April 19, 2019 10:26 AM (7QGL/)


Chuck Schumer got my attention when he spoke, earnestly for maybe the only time in his life, about you just don't piss off the intel community.

Imagine that. A sitting Senator, famous for having no fucks to give, suddenly getting his mind right - in front of the cameras no less.

Posted by: The Ugly American at April 19, 2019 10:28 AM (tqAJc)

595 >>If Cherry Pie is banned, what will strip clubs play for their intro dances?

Pour Some Sugar on Me!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 10:28 AM (W+vEI)

596 If Cherry Pie is banned, what will strip clubs play for their intro dances?
******
KISS Take It Off

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 19, 2019 10:28 AM (BqBId)

597 I think Levin is exactly right. Democrats are not coming after Trump, they are coming after you. This won't stop with a different Republican folks. They want you to submit to their tyranny and it's not going to stop until we crush them.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 19, 2019 10:28 AM (VkWRL)

598 Some news out today on population movements in the country. Bad news. Blue states are bleeding people to red and purple states and the bleeding is accelerating.

Which means GA, NC, AZ, CO, NV will continue getting infested with liberal votes.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 19, 2019 10:28 AM (FiUMj)

599 dammit

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 19, 2019 10:24 AM


*narrows bunghole*

Soon.....

Posted by: The Barrel at April 19, 2019 10:28 AM (p+Wdc)

600 Hmmmm.
My ol man met Kate Smith once when she visited his sub during the war. He was a huge fan. If he were alive today he'd no longer be a Yankees fan.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2019 10:29 AM (0tfLf)

601 http://bit.ly/2Dnrpqm
***** KISS Take It Off

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 19, 2019 10:29 AM (BqBId)

602 >>The rest is just the search for more money from dumb donors.


And trying to protect themselves from being indicted for participating in the coup.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 10:29 AM (W+vEI)

603 She was down by 15% until the "trunk votes" started coming in at the last week of the election.
Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 10:24 AM (mpXpK)

She got votes for the junk in her trunk damn!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 19, 2019 10:30 AM (uevCa)

604 I guess David Allen Coe will be the next racist to fall.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at April 19, 2019 10:30 AM (jsWA8)

605

She was down by 15% until the "trunk votes" started coming in at the last week of the election.
Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 10:24 AM (mpXpK)

Didn't Kemp or the SoS in GA say they were gonna investigate the trunk ballots?

Posted by: clutch at April 19, 2019 10:30 AM (kiSdp)

Thursday Overnight Open Thread (4/18/19)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. H.L. Mencken


Quote II

“We had clear lines between ‘this is alive’ and ‘this is dead,’” “How do we now think about this middle category of ‘partly alive’? We didn’t think it could exist.” Nita A. Farahany, a bioethicist and law professor at Duke University


Quote III

"Like similar state and local laws that have been used to prosecute cake artist Jack Phillips and florist Barronelle Stutzman, this federal law would force Americans to participate in events and speak messages that violate their core beliefs. Tolerance and respect for good-faith differences of opinion are essential in a diverse society like ours." Greg Baylor, Director of the Center for Religious Schools

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This is a rerun from last night. Someone goofed up last night. We won't mention any names will we Mis. Hum.?

As us 29 year olds approach Medicare and Social Security eligibility, we must pay attention to the little details.

Long-time readers may recall our series of interviews with attorney Kent Brown about his lawsuit against the Fed's "because Social Security officials claim that folks must forfeit their Social Security benefits if they withdraw from (or choose not to enroll in) Medicare."

[ed: Original and follow-up posts are here and here]

One would think that since neither of these are in any way legislatively connected, this would be a non-issue.

One would think that, but one would be incorrect:

"Is there something in the original Medicare legislation that dictated this? Surprisingly, the answer is no ... Nothing in the Social Security or Medicare statutes state that one must take Medicare in order to receive Social Security payments (or vice versa)"

So how did this come about?

Two words: Washington, DC.

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So the little Canadian pussy needs our help? Trudeau wants to crack down on immigrants.

There’s no wall or checkpoint or regular guard at the end of Roxham Road, just a footpath to the border. In recent years, this trail has been the busiest unauthorized crossing into Canada, a well-known back door for tens of thousands of people seeking asylum in a country that projects itself as a haven for refugees.

Canada has largely tolerated their arrival. But with an increasingly close election on the horizon, the Liberal government of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau - a global figure of welcome for refugees - is signaling plans to crack down. And they're asking the United States to help.

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Reason #117 why I voted for Donald J. Trump.

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Just about everybody enjoys a spectacular photo. And today's narcissists want to be in that photo. And in the meantime are caught up in a destructive behavior.

A recent report found that 259 people died between 2011 and 2017 while stepping in front of the camera in often dangerous destinations. Our writer went deep on the psychology of selfies to figure out what's behind our obsession with capturing extreme risk-taking.

It began as retribution for a lost bet: in 2014, Gigi Wu, an experienced hiker from Taiwan, posed atop a snow-covered mountain, clad only in a bikini. The stunt resulted in a series of undeniably gorgeous photos. So Wu, a model and adventure sports personality, kept at it for the next four years, photographing herself on the summits of more than 100 of Asia’s most impressive peaks, always in a bikini. The images are at once absurd and beautiful, a juxtaposition Wu told Taiwan TV that she adored.


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If I were young, adventurous and not allergic to hay I would move here.

FOR OVER A YEAR, THE Channel Islands community of Sark has been importing their milk from elsewhere. According to the BBC, the community is currently looking for someone to put an end to this nonsense and bring dairy production—and a herd of cows—back to the island.

Sark is three miles long and a mile-and-a-half wide, free of cars and streetlights. Around 500 people live on the island, surrounded by a rocky cliff-lined coast accessible by ferry and boat, under a sky dark enough for the stars to twinkle at night. Sark’s last dairy farmer, Christopher Nightingale, shut his operation down in 2017 due to rising costs and a lack of land stability: The island is still led by a seigneur, or feudal lord (currently, Christopher Beaumont). While feudalism formally ended on the island in 2008, old habits die hard. Farmers on Sark must still lease their land on a short-term basis, which makes it difficult to plan a sustainable business.


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Vaxxers vs. Anti-Vaxxers

Five unnamed mothers in New York City filed a lawsuit Monday, April 15, seeking to block the city's mandatory vaccination order in areas hit by a massive measles outbreak that has raged since last October.

City health officials announced the order earlier this month as they declared a public health emergency over the outbreak, which has sickened 329 people so far—mostly children. According to the city's order, all unvaccinated people in affected ZIP codes must receive the Measles, Mumps, and Rubella (MMR) vaccine, prove immunity, or have a valid medical exemption. Violators could face a fine of $1,000.

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Who needs a semi-automatic firearm? Congress critter Eric Swallows (D-CA) question is answered.


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As ever, The ONT is always looking out for you. Why you shouldn't mix booze and pot.

“Beer before liquor, never been sicker”—by now (and probably from personal experience) we all know this rule to be true. But when it comes to alcohol and weed, where’s our helpful rhyme?

As Vice writes, every person copes with alcohol and cannabis differently, so while you may be fine mixing both substances, your friend may be tripping balls in the very same room. While the subject of cannabis and alcohol’s combined effect is largely under-researched, there are a few things worth knowing before diving under the influence.


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No mention how much this virtue signaling is going to cost you.

Adidas has introduced a new sneaker that it’s calling the first of its kind. Named the Futurecraft.Loop, it’s a performance running shoe that can be 100% ground up and melted back into raw materials for a brand-new shoe—without any waste.

The sneaker is part of Adidas’s attempt to address the grave environmental threat posed by plastic, which increasingly clogs landfills and suffuses our oceans. At a presentation in New York today to reveal the shoe, Eric Liedtke, an executive board member in charge of global brands at Adidas, noted that every piece of plastic ever made is still around. “We need to innovate our way out of this mess,” he said.


***


What's been happening in Cheese Head land?

***


Hey Congress lady, you first. If memory serves me correctly it only took Bobby Sands about 63 days to assume room temperature.

Rep. Rashida Tlaib, D-Mich., urged people to join with her in a hunger strike in an attempt to shut down U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), The Washington Free Beacon is reporting.


Her comments came during a fundraiser in Detroit last weekend for the Michigan Coalition for Human Rights, the Free Beacon reported. She said Congress is unwilling to abolish ICE.

***


The ONT Musical Interlude


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Died on this day, 18 Apr 2013
Storm Thorgerson, whose album cover artwork includes Pink Floyd's The Dark Side of The Moon died aged 69. A childhood friend of the founding members of the band, he became their designer-in-chief. His credits also include albums by Led Zeppelin, Peter Gabriel and Muse. In 2003, Thorgerson suffered a stroke, from which he recovered. He was later diagnosed with an undisclosed form of cancer, which he battled for several years. via thisdayinmusic.com


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The GOP = The Stupid Party


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Feel Good Story of The Day and Genius Award Winner all wrapped up in one story.

Moments later the mostly naked man left the scene of his attempted burglary bleeding, embarrassed, still pretty much naked. 5’6, 300-pound Antonio Mosely had charged the old woman without realizing that she was holding a metal baseball bat, or knowing that she was a pretty good softball player in her day. But oh did Clarese Gainey know how to handle that bat. She swung, connected, and drove off the offensive lineman-sized attacker.


No surprise what state is involved.

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Who needs sweet talk & negligees? Not our Genius Award Winners.

An Arizona couple is charged with luring a day laborer to their Phoenix home and forcing the man to have sex at gunpoint with the female suspect, an assault that the male suspect described as a “sexual fantasy scenario,” according to a criminal complaint.

According to investigators, the victim was picked up last Monday outside a Home Depot by Brenda Acuna-Aguero, 39, who said that she needed help moving items at her home.

The victim told cops that when he reached the residence, Acuna-Aguero “began to talk sexual to him” and said it “was her fantasy to have sex with a laborer and that she wanted to have sex with him.”

When the man declined to have sex, Acuna-Aguero’s husband Jorge Murrieta-Valenzuela, 45, entered the room carrying a rifle. Murrieta-Valenzuela, cops charge, placed the firearm against the victim’s chest and told him “that he was going to have sex with his wife or he would shoot him.”


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Trying to keep the memory of his comrades alive. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day!

The image of the Marine veteran crawling across the Boston Marathon finish line quickly became one of the most memorable — and talked about — moments of this year’s race.

Micah Herndon, 31, of Tallmadge, Ohio, may not have been prepared for the attention he received when he crossed the finish line on his hands and knees, determined to complete the race in honor of his fallen comrades.


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the Sixth Commandment.

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1 Nice boat !! Evening Horde.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2019 09:41 PM (Y4EXg)

2 I just love the picture of the boar.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 18, 2019 09:42 PM (TdMsT)

3 Corgis have been called.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2019 09:42 PM (Y4EXg)

4 Yo

Posted by: Ha at April 18, 2019 09:42 PM (MAstk)

5 Um. BOAT.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 18, 2019 09:43 PM (TdMsT)

6 About damn time.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 09:43 PM (cfSRQ)

7 Now I can go to bed. Later, everyone!

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 09:43 PM (cfSRQ)

8 Well shit, it's the ONT. Damn. Missed dinner again.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 09:44 PM (md3fh)

9 "Old Yeller" on Hannity just now about to bust an aorta.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at April 18, 2019 09:44 PM (DwzBO)

10 Partly dead or all the way dead?

Posted by: Miracle Max at April 18, 2019 09:45 PM (KOCKb)

11 Rachel as McCabe on so he can spin how he helped start the Mother of all Hoaxes.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 18, 2019 09:45 PM (1UZdv)

12
Fogboat. The Captain wears a foghat.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 18, 2019 09:45 PM (HaL55)

13 Hello, How was your day, Dear?


Posted by: ALH at April 18, 2019 09:46 PM (8wKjk)

14 Sometimes I wish someone would hold a rifle against my chest and insist I have sex. Never happens though. *sad trombone*

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 09:46 PM (md3fh)

15 Nice picture. I like fog, it's relaxing. Driving in fog is nice too, no distractions and no reason to get stressed, since I won't see anything dangerous until it's way too late to worry about it anyhow.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 18, 2019 09:46 PM (t+qrx)

16 Some snitch is fixing to go deepsea 'fishing'.

Posted by: Eromero at April 18, 2019 09:46 PM (qBNEP)

17 I wouldn't think having a gun pointing at you would help in the area of boner building.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 18, 2019 09:47 PM (JgA4k)

18 Fog is God's way of telling us we can't be sure of anything.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 09:47 PM (md3fh)

19 Great boat pic

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 18, 2019 09:47 PM (f3oO4)

20 The upcoming segment on Hannity with Sara Carter and Gregg Jarrett ought to be worth watching.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at April 18, 2019 09:48 PM (DwzBO)

21 Welp, this is my bedtime. Hoping husband makes it home from IN with the storms heading here tomorrow.

All you morons in the storm zone stay safe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 09:48 PM (ptqGC)

22 An ethicist (or bioethicist) is someone hired for his glib tongue in order to put a pleasant gloss onto an atrocity.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 09:48 PM (0QYMt)

23 That hole in the water is sure purty. Shame about all the money you have to stuff in it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 18, 2019 09:48 PM (u82oZ)

24 Have any of you actually read the post? Thought not. Me neither. *goes back to check*

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 09:48 PM (md3fh)

25 Thanks for the ONT.

5'6", 300lbs? I am not sure he was doing much running from the scene.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 09:48 PM (hv/hU)

26 Hey, I have a solution. Putin should announce that the USSR is back and will become a socialist state on the way to full communism. The left in the US will then reverse itself and demand the end to sanctions, denounce Trump for his nastiness towards Russia and deny ever supporting Russiagate. Well?

Posted by: stonecutter at April 18, 2019 09:49 PM (ywdKH)

27 You know, there's something that's been bothering me for a while. In every election cycle, Dead and Fictional voters break heavily for the Democrats--in many cases, almost 100% in some districts. Why doesn't the GOP reach out to these voters? They don't even make a token effort. It's no wonder these constituencies vote the way they do--the Democrats fete them heavily and the GOP ignores them. They probably don't feel they have any other place to go.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 18, 2019 09:49 PM (l9m7l)

28 What a great day. Willowed, but worth repeating:

Let's sum up.

USA! USA! USA!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSbCnWe6e1o

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 18, 2019 09:49 PM (u82oZ)

29 Fogboat. The Captain wears a foghat.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 18, 2019 09:45 PM (HaL55)


Just a Fool for the City

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 09:49 PM (0QYMt)

30 22
Nice! You captured the insanity of these days!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 18, 2019 09:49 PM (f3oO4)

31 Was just waiting for the ONT
Good night all

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2019 09:50 PM (BbGew)

32 Cuckoldry at gunpoint. At least it was not cock point.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 09:50 PM (hv/hU)

33 Vaxxers vs. Anti-Vaxxers

Five unnamed mothers in New York City filed a lawsuit Monday, April 15, seeking to block the city's mandatory vaccination order in areas hit by a massive measles outbreak that has raged since last October.



Don't vaccinate. Just don't squeal when they die.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2019 09:50 PM (dDUXP)

34 Sometimes you get the Barr, and sometimes the Barr gets you.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at April 18, 2019 09:50 PM (OpGNN)

35 Night Skip, see you on the flip side.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 09:50 PM (hv/hU)

36 The sneaker is part of Adidas's attempt to address the grave environmental threat posed by plastic, which increasingly clogs landfills and suffuses our oceans.

What a complete and total lie.

Less than 1% of the plastics in any of the oceans originate from the US, most of it is from Asia and Africa.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at April 18, 2019 09:51 PM (lD3vL)

37 Hark! Clearly Sark gives a lark about the global warming the cows would contribute to so copiously to while the dogs bark in the dark and mark the park.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2019 09:51 PM (DMUuz)

38 Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2019 09:51 PM (DMUuz)


I think you need an ark to get to Sark!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 18, 2019 09:52 PM (f3oO4)

39 29 Fogboat. The Captain wears a foghat.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 18, 2019 09:45 PM (HaL55)


Just a Fool for the City
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 09:49 PM (0QYMt)

Slow ride. Take it easy.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2019 09:52 PM (sy5kK)

40 Man I love that photo up top.

Posted by: booknlass at April 18, 2019 09:53 PM (xIKXj)

41 Thank you for the news from Cheese land. He is getting better each week.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 18, 2019 09:53 PM (u82oZ)

42 Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 18, 2019 09:51 PM (DMUuz)

I think you need an ark to get to Sark!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 18, 2019 09:52 PM (f3oO4)


Lookit this here bright spark.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 18, 2019 09:54 PM (t+qrx)

43 ThOOT!

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 09:54 PM (NWiLs)

44 There are FOUR sparks!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 09:54 PM (hv/hU)

45 Ladyl! How the heck are you?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2019 09:54 PM (Y4EXg)

46 It would be cheaper to fly in the milk than the hay and grain for the cows. Duh.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 09:54 PM (md3fh)

47
How & Dee!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2019 09:55 PM (pNxlR)

48 I had my still new dog at a kennel for a bit because I was going to be away from home for 14 hours on Alberta election day. My choice was to leave her at the shelter she came from.
When I went to pick her up today I was a little worried she would have forgotten me after a couple of days with her old family and doggie friends.
I'm happy to say she was excited to see me again.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 18, 2019 09:55 PM (JgA4k)

49 I saw Foghat in concert back in the late 70's.

Posted by: ALH at April 18, 2019 09:55 PM (8wKjk)

50 It would be cheaper to fly in the milk
Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 09:54 PM (md3fh)


But you'll catch more with honey.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 18, 2019 09:55 PM (t+qrx)

51 Never mix the grape and the grain.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 18, 2019 09:56 PM (aBR7R)

52 Hah! Sara Carter just said people are already turning on each other at DOJ and FBI, trying to save their own butts.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 18, 2019 09:56 PM (NtglE)

53 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 18, 2019 09:56 PM (ER1jH)

54 45 Ladyl! How the heck are you?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2019 09:54 PM (Y4EXg)


Upright and taking nourishment, as my dad used to say. How about you?

Posted by: Ladyl at April 18, 2019 09:56 PM (TdMsT)

55 We are all excited to see you, Northern Lurker. Woof. Lick on cheeks. Beg for treats.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 09:56 PM (md3fh)

56 I need to have some things postmarked from Effing, SC.

From the town's FB-

"I was down at the Lodge last night and one of the guys told me that the neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling pot. Shocked the hell out of me. I've been a loyal customer for over 3 years and I didn't even know he was a barber."

Posted by: Miklos, not that far from Effing at April 18, 2019 09:56 PM (QzkSJ)

57 When I went to pick her up today I was a little worried she would have forgotten me after a couple of days with her old family and doggie friends.
I'm happy to say she was excited to see me again.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 18, 2019 09:55 PM (JgA4k)

Dogs imprint pretty quickly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 09:56 PM (hv/hU)

58 Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day!

Jesus, the opinions on the sidebar of that Boston Globe piece...

Posted by: t-bird at April 18, 2019 09:56 PM (Y9zp1)

59 I'm happy to say she was excited to see me again.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 18, 2019 09:55 PM (JgA4k)

She knows she's a good, and lucky, girl!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 18, 2019 09:56 PM (f3oO4)

60 Waiting on the storm to get here.

Not really, I'm a pretty sound sleeper. It takes more than that to wake me up.

Posted by: ALH at April 18, 2019 09:57 PM (8wKjk)

61 Never mix the grape and the grain.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 18, 2019 09:56 PM (aBR7R)
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*NOW* you tell me...

Posted by: Zombie Rory Gallagher at April 18, 2019 09:57 PM (ER1jH)

62 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at April 18, 2019 09:57 PM (JFzNN)

63 Those are outstanding QotD - Thanks, MisHum!

And thanks, also, for re-running the link to my Medicare/Social Security post. Very cool that I got to re-connect with the attorney who filed the original case.

Two interesting tidbits: his middle name is Masterson, and yes, yes he is.

Second! One one the plaintiffs in the original case was Dick Armey.

Posted by: ibguy at April 18, 2019 09:57 PM (EHVbt)

64 A penny saved is a penny earned.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 09:57 PM (hv/hU)

65 Don't vaccinate. But you better be prepared to home-school them.

Posted by: Miracle Max at April 18, 2019 09:57 PM (KOCKb)

66 Well, if cows could fly it might change the equation. But when pigs fly, Bacon for all!

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 09:57 PM (md3fh)

67 49 I saw Foghat in concert back in the late 70's.
Posted by: ALH at April 18, 2019 09:55 PM (8wKjk

I did to. I forget who opened for them which sucks is because I went to see the opening act. Never was a Foghat fan.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2019 09:58 PM (aA3+G)

68 With my hash, my socks are clearly visible.

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 09:58 PM (KOCKb)

69 With God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

Posted by: Arthur Carlson at April 18, 2019 09:58 PM (oVJmc)

70 The only time I mixed pot with booze was at my SIL's wedding reception. A friend of ours came in from Calif with what he promised was some great weed. I had been drinking quite a bit already and took several drags. I got sicker than a dog. That was the last time I ever smoked that crap.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 18, 2019 09:58 PM (dUJdY)

71 There are Jersey cows, and Guernsey cows, but I've never heard of a Sark cow. Maybe that is the answer?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2019 09:58 PM (TfwlC)

72 65
Don't vaccinate. But you better be prepared to home-school them.


Posted by: Miracle Max at April 18, 2019 09:57 PM (KOCKb)

Don't vaccinate. Give evolution a chance!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 18, 2019 09:59 PM (f3oO4)

73 Who is KOCKa?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 09:59 PM (hv/hU)

74 Posted by: ibguy at April 18, 2019 09:57 PM (EHVbt)


Well the least I could do was rerun it correctly tonight. I didn't know the link didn't work last night.

Dick Armey I liked the guy TX congresscritter

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2019 09:59 PM (aA3+G)

75 Never was a Foghat fan.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2019 09:58 PM (aA3+G)

Well, to be honest, they didn't have many hits. I guess that's why they go to backwater towns.

Posted by: ALH at April 18, 2019 09:59 PM (8wKjk)

76 64 A penny saved is a penny earned.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 09:57 PM (hv/hU)

A Benny shaved is a Benny urned.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 09:59 PM (NWiLs)

77

Matt Gaetz is on Fox New all the time. I didn't know we was a greentard.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2019 09:59 PM (aKsyK)

78 I tried pot once, but without the booze. Maybe that's why it didn't do anything for me. Booze alone is fine. Gin for the win.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 10:00 PM (md3fh)

79 Less than 1% of the plastics in any of the oceans originate from the US, most of it is from Asia and Africa.

I wonder how much of it was ours, we paid China to 'recycle' it in their empty ships, and they just dumped it halfway across.

Posted by: t-bird at April 18, 2019 10:00 PM (CE5C/)

80 Don't vaccinate. Give evolution a chance!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 18, 2019 09:59 PM (f3oO4)

Be a Darwin Award Winner!

Posted by: ALH at April 18, 2019 10:00 PM (8wKjk)

81 Rumor has it that Lamar Alexander will be retiring soon, so expect him to continue showing his true colors.

Posted by: Surfperch at April 18, 2019 10:00 PM (tVQUs)

82
There are Jersey cows, and Guernsey cows, but I've never heard of a Sark cow. Maybe that is the answer?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


They have a Sark tag on their ear.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2019 10:01 PM (aKsyK)

83 Sara Carter on Hannity, just now:

Indictments are coming and high ranking officials are already turning on each other trying to save themselves

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 18, 2019 10:01 PM (BqBId)

84 I once interviewed for a job and they called me back, told me that they weren't going to hire me. I told them that they had already called me three times with the news and woman said "Yes, but we like telling you that."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 10:01 PM (0QYMt)

85 78 I tried pot once, but without the booze.

You have to inhale it, or so I've been told.

Posted by: ALH at April 18, 2019 10:01 PM (8wKjk)

86 Back in the day, and I am talking 30 years PAST the statute of limitations, I smoked pot. No problem driving. Never mixed.

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 10:01 PM (KOCKb)

87 Thirſt!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 18, 2019 10:02 PM (CLcKT)

88 Like, are you crazy, Sarkians? You have it made. No cows, no cars, no streetlights, no planes. Paradise. So what if your kids get ricketts?

Posted by: AOC from the future at April 18, 2019 10:02 PM (aBR7R)

89 Sara Carter on Hannity, just now:



Indictments are coming and high ranking officials are already turning on each other trying to save themselves





Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 18, 2019 10:01 PM (BqBId


While I want to believe that, I guess I will just wait and see.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 10:03 PM (0QYMt)

90 Ladyl - all's well. Back from 10 days in DFW visiting #1 and #3 sons and #3 granddaughter. I have #1 and #2 grands with me tonight and for most of the rest of the summer.

I am a blessed man and barely deserve it.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2019 10:03 PM (Y4EXg)

91 74 MisHum

Posted by: ibguy at April 18, 2019 10:03 PM (EHVbt)

92
Hmmm, it looks like Gunpoint Secks is an thing now, eh?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 18, 2019 10:03 PM (HaL55)

93 Wasn't Sarks something/one from Edgar Rice Burroughs John Carter of Mars novels?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 10:03 PM (hv/hU)

94 86 Back in the day, and I am talking 30 years PAST the statute of limitations, I smoked pot. No problem driving. Never mixed.
Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 10:01 PM (KOCKb)


Schells beer and grass, the bed didn't spin. It did fucking somersaults.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2019 10:04 PM (aA3+G)

95 Easy solution for the anti-vaxers: put the entire families under quarantine in their own home until the outbreak is over. If they try to get out, shoot them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2019 10:04 PM (TfwlC)

96 I bought myself a little bottle of cannabis oil at one the new stores. It seems to help me sleep.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 18, 2019 10:04 PM (JgA4k)

97 "
Rumor has it that Lamar Alexander will be retiring soon, so expect him to continue showing his true colors."

Plaid?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 10:04 PM (0QYMt)

98 >>> 83 Sara Carter on Hannity, just now:

Indictments are coming and high ranking officials are already turning on each other trying to save themselves

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 18, 2019 10:01 PM (BqBId)

Indictments would be nice.

[many expletives deleted] would be better...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket - CNN is ridiculous bullshit at April 18, 2019 10:04 PM (0ReGO)

99 Indictments are coming and high ranking officials are already turning on each other trying to save themselves

I am ok with this.

Posted by: t-bird at April 18, 2019 10:04 PM (C78No)

100 Wasn't Sarks something/one from Edgar Rice Burroughs John Carter of Mars novels?


Tharks.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 18, 2019 10:05 PM (oVJmc)

101 Who is KOCKa?

She who must be obeyed.

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 10:05 PM (KOCKb)

102 96 I bought myself a little bottle of cannabis oil at one the new stores. It seems to help me sleep.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 18, 2019 10:04 PM (JgA4k)

But is it essential?

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 10:05 PM (NWiLs)

103 Wasn't Sarks something/one from Edgar Rice Burroughs John Carter of Mars novels?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 10:03 PM (hv/hU)


Nah, they hunted one of them in a Lewis Carroll poem.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 18, 2019 10:05 PM (t+qrx)

104 Indictments are coming and high ranking officials are already turning on each other trying to save themselves


So things could always be worse.

Posted by: ALH at April 18, 2019 10:05 PM (8wKjk)

105 Rumor has it that Lamar Alexander will be retiring soon, so expect him to continue showing his true colors."

Plaid?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 10:04 PM (0QYMt)

Judging from the article, probably green and light pink.

Posted by: Surfperch at April 18, 2019 10:06 PM (tVQUs)

106 Btw, Horde recommendation on John Carter of Mars movie? Yea or neigh? From the teasers, the Dejah Thoris looks hot- which is important.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 10:06 PM (hv/hU)

107 Partly Alive: Notorious RBG

Partly Alive: John McCain's Tumor

WHARRGARBL!

Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2019 10:06 PM (LuPts)

108 I bought myself a little bottle of cannabis oil at one the new stores. It seems to help me sleep.

I use the ointment for my aches and pains, mostly my feet. I am thinking of trying the liquid hoping it will help my back. I would run out of ointment in a month if I used it for my back. The pain is just everywhere. Would be nice if it just gave me a better sense of well being.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 18, 2019 10:07 PM (dUJdY)

109 All the plastic ever made still exists.

Oh contrare, mon freir!

Coal fired power plants frequently inject waste PVC plastic into their fireboxes, because this makes mercury emission oxidized to the ionic form of mercury (mercuric chloride) which is easier to capture.

Es Pravda!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 18, 2019 10:07 PM (S6Pax)

110 102 96 I bought myself a little bottle of cannabis oil at one the new stores. It seems to help me sleep.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 18, 2019 10:04 PM (JgA4k)

But is it essential?
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 10:05 PM (NWiLs)

I was the most laid back home party ever.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 18, 2019 10:07 PM (JgA4k)

111 Indictments are coming and high ranking officials are already turning on each other trying to save themselves


Thunderdome!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 18, 2019 10:07 PM (oVJmc)

112 Someone called for brain dead pigs, so here we are!

Posted by: The FBI at April 18, 2019 10:07 PM (NWiLs)

113 "Crystal Meth" Church?

Ok, whatever...

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at April 18, 2019 10:07 PM (3eV0J)

114 where are we naow?

oh, that's right: i'm going out to light the charcoal and get ready to grill a rather large boneless pork loin chop.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 18, 2019 10:07 PM (ER1jH)

115

Ha! I totally got that douchebag Trump! He's going to jail and share a cell with that Palin b****!

Posted by: Zombie Juan Mcstain in Hell at April 18, 2019 10:07 PM (UFLLM)

116 I admire the guy for wanting to run a dairy on the signeur's land, but ultimately I think the effort will be feudal.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 18, 2019 10:07 PM (m45I2)

117 What interesting times we live in. If indictments come flying down from on high against all the true perpetrators, it will be like Christmas, Easter, New Years and the Second Coming of Christ all in one incredible day.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 10:08 PM (md3fh)

118 67
49 I saw Foghat in concert back in the late 70's.

Posted by: ALH at April 18, 2019 09:55 PM (8wKjk



I did to. I forget who opened for them which sucks is because I went to see the opening act. Never was a Foghat fan.

---------------------
Was it Wishbone Ash? That was an awesome concert. Except for the lady who kept spraying the pot smokers with deodorant.

Posted by: stumck at April 18, 2019 10:08 PM (IpZ/y)

119 I love, love, love John Carter of Mars. Dejah Thoris is totally hot. Fun story to. I can watch it over and over. Same with Battleship. Stupid stuff, sure. But fun.

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 10:08 PM (KOCKb)

120 I saw someone put it this way at another site when it comes to vaccinations.

If you and your children have been vaccinated why are you so worried about someone who hasn't?
If you've been vaccinated for measles then you can't catch it from someone who hasn't,,, right?

Love each other fellow babies

Posted by: teej at April 18, 2019 10:08 PM (uWcN8)

121 I admire the guy for wanting to run a dairy on the signeur's land, but ultimately I think the effort will be feudal.
Posted by: Muldoon


Oh punny! Punny!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 18, 2019 10:08 PM (S6Pax)

122 ...and get ready to grill a rather large boneless pork loin chop.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 18, 2019 10:07 PM (ER1jH)


"Rather large boneless pork loin chop" is an alarmingly apt description of Tater Stelter.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 18, 2019 10:08 PM (t+qrx)

123 "We had clear lines between 'this is alive' and 'this is dead,'"

No, we didn't. In fact, the determination of death is a state issue. It used to be that the states each had their own definition of death and you could be dead in one state and transported to another in which you would not be dead - and vice versa, obviously.

Outside of someone having been "dead" for a good long time and starting to decompose, there was never any clear-cut line that determined "dead".

Shit, with the defibrillator we bring people "back to life" who would have been written off as "dead" for most of history. The changing of the delineation of "dead" is nothing new.

"How do we now think about this middle category of 'partly alive'? We didn't think it could exist."

Nita A. Farahany, a bioethicist and law professor at Duke University


Bullshit.

A bioethicist AND a law professor. LOL. This chick is retarded. She's just trying to make her phony-baloney job sound important.

The fact is that ancient peoples, being all backward and such, with their concept of the soul and life after death have always considered the continuation of some sort of consciousness after the body dies. And this retarded law chick acts as if she's the first to ever come up with the idea of life after death, or some variant thereof.

I fvcking hate academic retards. They give the academy a bad name.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2019 10:08 PM (mTGg+)

124 I was the most laid back home party ever.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 18, 2019 10:07 PM (JgA4k)

Heh. You can get that here I think but you need a prescription. Lame.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 10:08 PM (NWiLs)

125 117 What interesting times we live in. If indictments come flying down from on high against all the true perpetrators, it will be like Christmas, Easter, New Years and the Second Coming of Christ all in one incredible day.
Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 10:08 PM (md3fh)


Don't tease me.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 18, 2019 10:08 PM (TdMsT)

126 what I love about Trump is that HBO can bitch about his use of the Game of Thrones meme, but he doesn't care.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 18, 2019 10:09 PM (+lVUW)

127 I'm watching the Ken Burns series on the Roosevelts. Eleanor was homely enough to be be related to Chelsea Clinton.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 18, 2019 10:09 PM (JgA4k)

128 Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2019 10:03 PM (Y4EXg)

Did you make it to Peters Brothers hats?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 18, 2019 10:10 PM (eIlkN)

129 99 Indictments are coming and high ranking officials are already turning on each other trying to save themselves

I am ok with this.
Posted by: t-bird at April 18, 2019 10:04 PM (C78No)

Call me Doubting Mis. Hum. until I see handcuffs on their wrists and prison sentences imposed I call Bull Shit.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2019 10:10 PM (aA3+G)

130 The Last Supper was tonight about 1988 years ago

Posted by: booknlass at April 18, 2019 10:10 PM (xIKXj)

131 If they are bringing in measles, tuberculosis is getting a free ride in too.

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 10:10 PM (KOCKb)

132 No one could be as homely as Chelsea Clinton. Impossibile!

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 10:10 PM (md3fh)

133 My boat looks sad. No collusion. Sigh. Ahoy!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at April 18, 2019 10:10 PM (EgshT)

134 A recent report found that 259 people died between 2011 and 2017 while stepping in front of the camera in often dangerous destinations.

I approve.

Posted by: Charles Darwin at April 18, 2019 10:10 PM (mTGg+)

135 Nice cabin cruiser but it looks like its a long way from Key Largo. Oh well, we cant have it all.

Posted by: Bertie Higgins at April 18, 2019 10:10 PM (+rZq3)

136 The sneaker is part of Adidas's attempt to address the grave environmental threat posed by plastic, which increasingly clogs landfills and suffuses our oceans. At a presentation in New York today to reveal the shoe, Eric Liedtke, an executive board member in charge of global brands at Adidas, noted that every piece of plastic ever made is still around. "We need to innovate our way out of this mess," he said.

Fucker is lying his face off. Every piece of plastic ever made is not still around. A huge amount gets degraded by the UV in sunlight, or even eaten by bacteria. Since plastic is embodied petroleum (and/or natural gas), the smart thing to do is to burn waste plastic in a generating plant to make electrical energy. It can be made to burn very clean in a proper burner.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2019 10:11 PM (TfwlC)

137 130 The Last Supper was tonight about 1988 years ago
Posted by: booknlass at April 18, 2019 10:10 PM (xIKXj)

And in a few hours we will be coming up on Peter cuts an ear off.

Jesus fixed it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 10:11 PM (hv/hU)

138 Bill Kristol is so despondent he's watching his wife go airtight tonight. Sad!

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 10:11 PM (NWiLs)

139
Booze alone is fine. Gin for the win.

Gin is known as the bluesman's drink of choice. Gin and tonic is a great summer libation, IMO.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 18, 2019 10:12 PM (HaL55)

140 Sark- A Limerick by Surfperch

A man want cheese for his noodles,
But lived on an island with less cows than poodles,
It was no walk in the park,
To get cows to Sark,
In the end all his efforts were feudal.

Posted by: Surfperch at April 18, 2019 10:12 PM (tVQUs)

141 Was it Wishbone Ash? That was an awesome concert. Except for the lady who kept spraying the pot smokers with deodorant.
Posted by: stumck at April 18, 2019 10:08 PM (IpZ/y)

I think I would have reached out and touched someone.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2019 10:12 PM (aA3+G)

142 love the Manitowoc Minute. Thanks for the ONT, mr. Mis. Hum!

there's a new intellectual froglegs episode at IntellectualFroglegs.com

Posted by: booknlass at April 18, 2019 10:12 PM (xIKXj)

143 Florida man impersonates cop.
Pulls over a real cop.

https://tinyurl.com/y2gsrhrs

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 18, 2019 10:12 PM (w7KSn)

144 re Sark: The Channel Islands were not re-taken by the British until 9 May 1945 (after the general German surrender). I guess that says it all about how much Churchill and the average Briton thought about the value of Sark and the other Channel Islands, including symbolic value.

Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2019 10:12 PM (AMIL/)

145 Btw, Horde recommendation on John Carter of Mars movie? Yea or neigh? From the teasers, the Dejah Thoris looks hot- which is important.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 10:06 PM (hv/hU)


There were 2 John Carter movies that came out around the same time. I thought they were okay. I guess, if you liked the book you'll probably like both movies. I wasn't a big fan of the general story.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2019 10:12 PM (mTGg+)

146 Posted by: Surfperch at April 18, 2019 10:12 PM (tVQUs)

Muldoon, look at what you did!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 10:13 PM (hv/hU)

147 Wearing shoes made of leather is a crime against Gaia. We should all go barefoot like Our Lord probably did. You don't see pictures of him wearing sneakers.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 10:13 PM (md3fh)

148 Vaccinations aren't 100% effective. That's why.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 18, 2019 10:13 PM (H5knJ)

149 what I love about Trump is that HBO can bitch about his use of the Game of Thrones meme, but he doesn't care.

There is also a very broad parody exemption in copyright law, so HBO can suck eggs.

Posted by: The ARC of History at April 18, 2019 10:13 PM (I2/tG)

150 83 Sara Carter on Hannity, just now:

Indictments are coming and high ranking officials are already turning on each other trying to save themselves

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 18, 2019 10:01 PM (BqBId)

Indictments would be nice.

[many expletives deleted] would be better...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket - CNN is ridiculous bullshit at April 18, 2019 10:04 PM (0ReGO)


Trump world. Everyone enjoy.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 10:13 PM (XROPS)

151 Sark was the program version of Dillinger in 'Tron' as played by David Warner.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 18, 2019 10:13 PM (oVJmc)

152 Gin is nasty.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 10:14 PM (NWiLs)

153 yes, Aetius451AD, isn't that an amazing detail?

What a fantastic person Jesus is

Posted by: booknlass at April 18, 2019 10:14 PM (xIKXj)

154 With God as my witness, I thought that the collusion hoax would fly!

Posted by: Jim Acosta, Brian Stetler and the gang at CNN plus Hillz and the Donks at April 18, 2019 10:14 PM (+y/Ru)

155 Ilhan Omar: Israel hypnotized the world!

Ann Coulter: Jared hypnotized Trump!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 18, 2019 10:14 PM (EZebt)

156 every piece of plastic ever made is still around

Just leave it out in the sun. I seen so much degraded plastic, it just crumbles or turns into a powder.

Posted by: t-bird at April 18, 2019 10:15 PM (98WNR)

157 My only bitch was that in the book, everyone was naked because, get this, Mars is hot? LOL I really ....

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 10:15 PM (KOCKb)

158

Home goods retailer Pier 1 Imports could close as many 145 more stores in the fiscal year, the Texas-based home goods retailer said Wednesday when it reported financial results.

The news comes a week after Bed Bath & Beyond said 40 locations could be shuttered this year.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2019 10:15 PM (aKsyK)

159 Tharks.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 18, 2019 10:05 PM (oVJmc)


I bet there is not a single narc in Sark!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 18, 2019 10:15 PM (f3oO4)

160 Gin is NOT nasty. Gin is ambrosia.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 10:15 PM (md3fh)

161 tw, Horde recommendation on John Carter of Mars movie? Yea or neigh? From the teasers, the Dejah Thoris looks hot- which is important.

Good show.Wish they made another one. Great fun.

Posted by: free tibet at April 18, 2019 10:15 PM (CL76w)

162 You misspelled "tasty," Insomniac.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 18, 2019 10:15 PM (H5knJ)

163 Btw, Horde recommendation on John Carter of Mars movie? Yea or neigh? From the teasers, the Dejah Thoris looks hot- which is important.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 10:06 PM (hv/hU)



I liked it but my expectations were really really low. The actress who played Dejah Thoris was a damn fine woman.

I read the books years ago. They were entertaining.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 18, 2019 10:16 PM (siYMV)

164 Gin is NOT nasty. Gin is ambrosia.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 10:15 PM (md3fh)


You must be a WASP.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2019 10:16 PM (mTGg+)

165 Does Sark have anything to do with Cutty Sark, the scooner or the whiskey?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 18, 2019 10:16 PM (JgA4k)

166 152 Gin is nasty.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 10:14 PM (NWiLs)


You don't like G & T? I'm not much a drinker, but I love them with extra lime.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 18, 2019 10:16 PM (TdMsT)

167 >>>Eleanor was homely enough to be be related to Chelsea Clinton.<<<

Yes, but remember, God has a special providence for fools, drunkards, and Chelsea Clinton.

Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2019 10:16 PM (LuPts)

168 "No one could be as homely as Chelsea Clinton. Impossibile!"

Hold my beer

Posted by: Zombie Hellen Thomas at April 18, 2019 10:17 PM (cqNba)

169 152 Gin is nasty.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 10:14 PM (NWiLs)

Yep....Think creosote.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 18, 2019 10:17 PM (0rsWa)

170 Ilhan Omar: Israel hypnotized the world!

And just like Edelweiss, Hava Nagila is a pro-Nazi, white nationalist anthem!

Posted by: Ilhan! at April 18, 2019 10:17 PM (I2/tG)

171 God is not aware of Chelsea Clinton. Satan knows her well, through her parents, whoever they might be.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 10:17 PM (md3fh)

172 I read the books years ago. They were entertaining.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 18, 2019 10:16 PM (siYMV)

They were. Simple (kind of like a forerunner to David Eddings.) Someone steals Dejah Thoris (because: hot.) John Carter and Tars Tarkus kill everyone.

The end.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 10:17 PM (hv/hU)

173 The key subset is the Flynn Frame. Many will tune out the rest as political dirty tricks, but everyone understands and abhors Dirty Cops.

Trump has been using Dirty Cops lately, which may be a tell.

Let us pray

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 18, 2019 10:17 PM (1UZdv)

174
Rep. Rashida Tlaib, D-Mich., urged people to join with her in a hunger
strike...


Start right now! Speak truth to power, baby! Show the Man he can't keep you down.

You go, grrrrrl!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 18, 2019 10:18 PM (HaL55)

175 Who knew selfiecide was a thing?

It's the ultimate Darwin award. For the ultimate narcissist.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at April 18, 2019 10:18 PM (Li/V9)

176 Yep....Think creosote.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 18, 2019 10:17 PM (0rsWa)

That's Ouzo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 10:18 PM (hv/hU)

177 158

Home goods retailer Pier 1 Imports could close as many 145 more stores in the fiscal year, the Texas-based home goods retailer said Wednesday when it reported financial results.

The news comes a week after Bed Bath & Beyond said 40 locations could be shuttered this year.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2019 10:15 PM (aKsyK)


America has reached peak clutter. It doesn't bode well for retail investment.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 18, 2019 10:18 PM (TdMsT)

178 166 152 Gin is nasty.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 10:14 PM (NWiLs)


You don't like G & T? I'm not much a drinker, but I love them with extra lime.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 18, 2019 10:16 PM (TdMsT)

Tonic just makes it worse. I tried, I really did. But...blecch.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 10:18 PM (NWiLs)

179 Gin is nasty.

So help me, I will END you! You're on the list- you know the one...

Posted by: Hillary! at April 18, 2019 10:18 PM (DCYln)

180 And in a few hours we will be coming up on Peter cuts an ear off.

Jesus fixed it.

-
Back in the Dark Ages when I went to public school, a teacher told us that the ear detail proves the account true because one wouldn't make up such a detail.

Posted by: Jim Acosta, Brian Stetler and the gang at CNN plus Hillz and the Donks at April 18, 2019 10:18 PM (+y/Ru)

181
Tonic just makes it worse. I tried, I really did. But...blecch.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 10:18 PM (NWiLs)


My deepest sympathy.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 18, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

182 Good night, everyone. Happy Pesach and/or Easter; I'll be visiting family so might not be around much this weekend. Two parting notes:

1. Eris once pointed out to me that there was, at one time, a psychedelic nightmare hellridereal-life Sid and Marty Krofft theme park. The cursed ground on which it was wrought is now the CNN Center and I am not making a word of this up.

2. Enjoy.
https://youtu.be/uSX1eakWCiE

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 18, 2019 10:19 PM (t+qrx)

183 I just bought stock in an orange jumpsuit company JailGarb R Us!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 18, 2019 10:19 PM (f3oO4)

184 I thought the chicken dance was the white nationalist anthem.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at April 18, 2019 10:19 PM (Li/V9)

185 175 Who knew selfiecide was a thing?

It's the ultimate Darwin award. For the ultimate narcissist.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at April 18, 2019 10:18 PM (Li/V9)

What is for Obama?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 10:19 PM (hv/hU)

186 I was the Dark Ages pupil.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 10:19 PM (+y/Ru)

187 Did you make it to Peters Brothers hats?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
-----
I did Also to Leddy's Boots. But alas, no purchases were made. I was measured, interviewed, edumakated and initiated in all things cowboy. And the determination of the salesmen was - you ain't ready son - you don't know enough. Keep looking and learning. But come back soon - we want you to be happy and be a forever customer.

I had no idea there were so many choices that must be made when selecting hats/boots. Material, style, color, toe/brim, crease, heel, fancy or working and on and on.

Fell in love with a gray felt, 10X, cattleman's crease fancy hat. Somewhere in the neighborhood of $600-800. Whoa!

But it was so gorgeous I wanted to cry. The guy said, I'll put it up for you friend. You'll be back.


Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2019 10:20 PM (Y4EXg)

188 Night hogmartin.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 10:20 PM (hv/hU)

189 Pier 1 got expensive. I remember the days when they sold $5 blinds and little containers to keep your weed in. Then they decided they were Crate & Barrel.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 18, 2019 10:20 PM (aBR7R)

190 Holy crap -- thanks MisHum for that heads up about Social Security being held hostage to Medicare enrollment. Unbelievable, and Kavanaugh was on the wrong side of the DC Circuit ruling. Great ...
The wife and I are in-between turning 29 for the 2nd and 3rd times, so will keep an eye on the Retirement Freedom Act sponsored by Cruz and Lee in the Senate (will likely need to wait for PDT's landslide victory in 2020 with hopefully many more Congressional seats). Shocker that this bureaucratic overreached occurred in the DogEater Regime ...

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD Candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 18, 2019 10:20 PM (WqPYg)

191 btw, hordlings. With the Mass of the Last Supper of Our Lord, which was over 2 hours ago, Lent is now over.
The drinking lamp is on.

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 10:21 PM (KOCKb)

192 186 I was the Dark Ages pupil.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 10:19 PM (+y/Ru)

And now you know... The REST of the story!

Posted by: Paul Harvey at April 18, 2019 10:21 PM (hv/hU)

193 Unless you live next door to a bunch of chain stores, Amazon is the only rational choice. Sign up for Prime and one click is all it takes. No fighting the crowds, finding a parking place, learning that the F**king store doesn't have what you want, all is cool.
Sure, Bezos is Satan, but he gives great service. How can you resist?

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 10:21 PM (md3fh)

194 Start right now!

It doubtless will be a modern left-wing "hunger strike", where people "strike" in shifts. Rashida will probably go without food for four hours or so.

The IRA were pigs, but at least they took hunger strikes seriously.

Posted by: The ARC of History at April 18, 2019 10:21 PM (I2/tG)

195 >>If you and your children have been vaccinated why are you so worried about someone who hasn't?
If you've been vaccinated for measles then you can't catch it from someone who hasn't,,, right?


It's a little more complicated than this, but you are correct in that most of the cases of measles are unvaccinated people.

But babies before vaccination are susceptible. They delay vaccinations for safety and effectiveness reasons so there is always a window where they will be.

And some people (very few) are immunocompromised and either can not be vaccinated, or are susceptible even though they are.

Third, vaccines are not 100% and some people can still get the disease after vaccination. Especially as you get older and this is a particular problem with measles since it is dangerous for pregnant women.

So there is an advantage to vaccinating as many as possible. It is especially irksome that once you reach a high enough level, the few people who are not vaccinated are taking advantage of other people being vaccinated to prevent their catching diseases. If no one got measles vaccine, then *everyone* would catch the measles eventually. So these people are free riding and putting babies, sick, and potentially mothers at risk.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 18, 2019 10:21 PM (LWu6U)

196 That's Ouzo.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 10:18 PM (hv/hU)

Retsina for the win!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 18, 2019 10:21 PM (f3oO4)

197 If you and your children have been vaccinated why are you so worried about someone who hasn't?
If you've been vaccinated for measles then you can't catch it from someone who hasn't,right?

Posted by: teej at April 18, 2019 10:08 PM (uWcN


Not quite.

Info posted by the National Vaccine Information Center:

Currently the CDC states that vaccine-induced immunity "appears to be long-term and probably lifelong in most persons" however, studies have shown that vaccine failure due to waning immunity can occur. In 2015, infectious disease experts reported that approximately 1 in 10 measles vaccinated individuals may be at risk of measles due to vaccine waning. In 2011, news reports from India publicly stated that only 1 child in 5 vaccinated for measles was actually protected from getting the disease, even after being fully vaccinated. Measles vaccine acquired immunity is reported to wane in at least 5 percent of cases, within 10 to 15 years after vaccination.


https://tinyurl.com/yyx7lmff

Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2019 10:21 PM (AMIL/)

198 I will never run a marathon.

But if you have to finish on your hands and knees, maybe its not your thing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 18, 2019 10:22 PM (EZebt)

199 191 btw, hordlings. With the Mass of the Last Supper of Our Lord, which was over 2 hours ago, Lent is now over.
The drinking lamp is on.
Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 10:21 PM (KOCKb)

*Taps drinking lamp* Damn thing never went off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 10:22 PM (hv/hU)

200 Take condensed lemonade (or limeade) and only use half the water you would use to make a normal drink.
The use this as a mixer with Gin.

And use a good Gin, not some shitty cheap stuff.

A shot of Gin, and the double strength lemonade or limeade. In a tall glass. If you want to get fancy, add a little bit of Cointreau, which makes everything a little sweeter.

Over ice, and that's pretty good.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 18, 2019 10:22 PM (S6Pax)

201 One of these days, the USPS will have to charge Amazon the true cost of delivery.

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 10:22 PM (KOCKb)

202

Gin is nasty.


Well, yeah, by itself. You don't see people doing shots of gin for a reason. But a good cold GampersandT on a hot summer's day down here is pretty good. Haven't done that in a long while. I should prolly.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 18, 2019 10:23 PM (HaL55)

203

Over ice, and that's pretty good.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 18, 2019 10:22 PM (S6Pax)


I'm going to try that this summer.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 18, 2019 10:23 PM (TdMsT)

204 Marshmallow recipe with recipe for corn syrup substitute made from cane sugar.


https://tinyurl.com/y5vx32mz

Posted by: Wit's End at April 18, 2019 10:23 PM (ROYpB)

205 200 Take condensed lemonade (or limeade) and only use half the water you would use to make a normal drink.
The use this as a mixer with Gin.

And use a good Gin, not some shitty cheap stuff.

A shot of Gin, and the double strength lemonade or limeade. In a tall glass. If you want to get fancy, add a little bit of Cointreau, which makes everything a little sweeter.

Over ice, and that's pretty good.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 18, 2019 10:22 PM (S6Pax)

Anything you have to go to those kinds of lengths to make palatable cannot taste good.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 10:23 PM (NWiLs)

206 "The IRA were pigs, but at least they took hunger strikes seriously."

Amen, brother!

Posted by: Zombie Bobby Sands at April 18, 2019 10:23 PM (1UZdv)

207 The island is still led by a seigneur, or feudal lord (currently, Christopher Beaumont). While feudalism formally ended on the island in 2008, old habits die hard.

I think I saw that in "The Wicker Man". They need to sacrifice a cow and some unsuspecting interloper from the mainland.

Posted by: rickl at April 18, 2019 10:23 PM (sdi6R)

208 The only milk currently being produced in Sark is from a three-legged goat owned by a lady named Mabel. She calls her barn the...


...Dairy of a Limpy Kid.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 18, 2019 10:24 PM (m45I2)

209 190 ShainS

Glad you found the post helpful. Recommend also reading the previous ones (linked at that post).

Mush as I despise JugEars, this has been going on *long* before his Reign of Error.

Posted by: ibguy at April 18, 2019 10:24 PM (EHVbt)

210 207 The island is still led by a seigneur, or feudal lord (currently, Christopher Beaumont). While feudalism formally ended on the island in 2008, old habits die hard.

I think I saw that in "The Wicker Man". They need to sacrifice a cow and some unsuspecting interloper from the mainland.
Posted by: rickl at April 18, 2019 10:23 PM (sdi6R)

Innkeeper's daughter has to get nekkid too.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 10:24 PM (NWiLs)

211 183 I just bought stock in an orange jumpsuit company JailGarb R Us!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 18, 2019 10:19 PM (f3oO4)

May you experience many stock splits in the future.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2019 10:24 PM (aA3+G)

212 Well, I'm signing up for Medicare tomorrow but not collecting SS until next year. I feel so old

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 18, 2019 10:25 PM (dUJdY)

213
Mush as I despise JugEars, this has been going on *long* before his Reign of Error.
Posted by: ibguy at April 18, 2019 10:24 PM (EHVbt)


Ibguy!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 18, 2019 10:25 PM (TdMsT)

214 It would be cheaper to fly in the milk than the hay and grain for the cows. Duh.
Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 09:54 PM (md3fh)

Having had to purchase "fly-in" milk from grocery stores in parts of Canada's North, I will say, no, not cheaper. Milk weighs about ten pounds per gallon. Air freight gets expensive.

I don't know how far Sark is from the other Channel Islands. Maybe an undersea pipeline? Or the old reliable coastal steamer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2019 10:25 PM (TfwlC)

215 The IRA were pigs, but at least they took hunger strikes seriously.

It really ticks me off when we force feed people who are on hunger strikes. Let them starve themselves to death.

If we didn't force feed these fvckers there would almost never be any hunger strikes. And if there were, who would care?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2019 10:25 PM (mTGg+)

216 Muldoon, your gift is really quite sick, you know. LOL

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 10:25 PM (KOCKb)

217 I drink my gin on the rocks. Beats the hell out of that weird corn whisky aged in old barrels. I add an olive so that I can pretend that I am drinking martinis.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 10:25 PM (md3fh)

218 How do we now think about this middle category of 'partly alive'? We didn't think it could exist.

++++

Others have grappled with this question.

https://youtu.be/xbE8E1ez97M

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 18, 2019 10:25 PM (+dvpD)

219 193
Unless you live next door to a bunch of chain stores, Amazon is the only
rational choice. Sign up for Prime and one click is all it takes. No
fighting the crowds, finding a parking place, learning that the F**king
store doesn't have what you want, all is cool.
Sure, Bezos is Satan, but he gives great service. How can you resist?


Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 10:21 PM (md3fh)

I hate Bezos, mostly because I didn't buy AMZN at $9.35, but his service is such a time saver and simplifies my dreary life.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 18, 2019 10:25 PM (f3oO4)

220 Ladyl.. email me when you have a minute. Wanna talk about Texas.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 18, 2019 10:26 PM (dUJdY)

221 But if you have to finish on your hands and knees, maybe its not your thing.

-
Hey! That's my seduction technique!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 10:26 PM (+y/Ru)

222 Time for me to go to bed.

Night kids. Here's your treat:


https://tinyurl.com/yxu8vg8k

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 10:26 PM (0QYMt)

223 All my Amazon shipments come via UPS, and they seem to be OK with it.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 10:27 PM (md3fh)

224 Funny, at first when I read "Channel Islands" I am thinking Catalina and "OK, so what if they have to import milk."

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 10:27 PM (KOCKb)

225 Anything you have to go to those kinds of lengths to make palatable cannot taste good.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 10:23 PM (NWiLs)

Martinis are pretty easy and tasty.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 18, 2019 10:27 PM (Rz2Nc)

226 I've heard of shotgun weddings, but rifle cuckings?

Home Depot really does have everything for the home.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 18, 2019 10:27 PM (Z4rgH)

227 Night hogmartin.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


hogmartin.....after dark!

Probably going to Indiana to spend the weekend with his Mom.

Moron meetups are pretty great, overall.

I've met hogmartin, who is a very funny and good guy in person. We sat next to each other at "Polonia's" in Hamtrammk last winter, and had a blast, with Shibumi on my other side.
Eris, who is very charming, funny and nice (don't let that get out!)
Jinx the cat, who is also a very nice guy, who came to an earlier MiMoMe.
AltonJackson, outside the wire from Ann Arbor, who is also a really great guy
NaughtyPine, was also at Polonia's, really nice lady. And funny. Haven't seen her around much lately.

And of course, my darling Shibumi, who is now my wife, who I met through AoS. Eris called her "a force of nature", which I am not sure if that is good or bad. (?)

So, there you go!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 18, 2019 10:28 PM (S6Pax)

228 Not quite dead yet.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 18, 2019 10:28 PM (EZebt)

229 The entire D field is a comic shit show. They make Jimmy Carter look like a statesman, every one.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 18, 2019 10:28 PM (1UZdv)

230 213 Big Sis!

Sounds like you're doing okay - glad to hear that.

Spent today doing Passover prep, and mrs ibguy got a ton of baking done. I did a roulade with a kosher top round and faux pesto. Will refrigerate overnight for easier slicing tomorrow.

May you have a Blessed Easter!

Posted by: ibguy at April 18, 2019 10:29 PM (EHVbt)

231 I've heard of shotgun weddings, but rifle cuckings?



I shouldn't have looked at the pics.


Never look at the pics.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 18, 2019 10:29 PM (oVJmc)

232
'Night Miley and Hogmartin.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 18, 2019 10:29 PM (HaL55)

233 201
One of these days, the USPS will have to charge Amazon the true cost of delivery.


Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 10:22 PM (KOCKb)


By the time that happens, Bezos will have his own delivery service up and running. I've already seen Amazon Mercedes vans in my area!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 18, 2019 10:29 PM (f3oO4)

234 220 Ladyl.. email me when you have a minute. Wanna talk about Texas.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 18, 2019 10:26 PM (dUJdY)


Done!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 18, 2019 10:30 PM (TdMsT)

235 Catalina. They have to import everything. Except goats.

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 10:30 PM (KOCKb)

236
All my Amazon shipments come via UPS, and they seem to be OK with it.
Posted by: Ruthless


Sometimes I get stuff delivered by some guy in a car with an Amazon magnetic sign on it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2019 10:30 PM (aKsyK)

237 I have a picture of myself shaking hands with Jimmy Carter in the White House, and personally autographed by Himself. He struck me as a wimp. I voted for Reagan. Jeesh.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 10:30 PM (md3fh)

238 223 All my Amazon shipments come via UPS, and they seem to be OK with it.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 10:27 PM (md3fh)


My Amazon shipments used to be all via UPS, but now I get them via three routes: UPS, USPS, and Amazon delivery vans. Few come by UPS nowadays; most are via USPS.

Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2019 10:30 PM (AMIL/)

239 149 what I love about Trump is that HBO can bitch about his use of the Game of Thrones meme, but he doesn't care.

There is also a very broad parody exemption in copyright law, so HBO can suck eggs.
Posted by: The ARC of History


I'd love to see him use the songs of rock stars who hate him at his rallies. Then he can ignore them when they complain. Springsteen comes to mind, or that old hag McCartney.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 18, 2019 10:30 PM (+lVUW)

240 One America News
@OANN
Maduro negotiating with Spain on Venezuela exit strategy

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 18, 2019 10:31 PM (BqBId)

241 The dairy supply company for Sark offers home bulk delivery. One lady placed an order for enough milk so that she could take a milk bath. The deliveryman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

She said, "No, just up to my waist would be fine."

Posted by: Muldoon at April 18, 2019 10:31 PM (m45I2)

242
Crap. Miley = Mikey

Guinness may have been involved.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 18, 2019 10:31 PM (HaL55)

243 I always wondered about the Medicare and Social Security connection. They are both taken for your paycheck, you should be able to get what you paid into, even if you only want one.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 18, 2019 10:32 PM (Rz2Nc)

244 I shouldn't have looked at the pics.


Never look at the pics.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 18, 2019 10:29 PM (oVJmc)

I figured, if you have to hold the guy at gunpoint, it can't be good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 10:32 PM (hv/hU)

245 The Winning it continues

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 18, 2019 10:32 PM (BqBId)

246 Wait a minute.

They did a study and found if you smoke pot and drink alcohol together you get more fucked up than if you only do one or the other?

They had to do a study to learn this?

They couldn't just ask any one of millions who have done this many times?

Somebody had to be paid to do a study to learn this?

Posted by: davidt at April 18, 2019 10:32 PM (+IOFD)

247 If you want to be a Dem, check your brain at the door. It is unbelievable what a bunch of (lowercase) morons are in the Dem race for the nomination. It is like a Monty Python sketch, only stupider (if that is possible). They all make Joe Byebye look like a fucking genius, and that's saying something.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 10:33 PM (md3fh)

248 244 I shouldn't have looked at the pics.


Never look at the pics.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 18, 2019 10:29 PM (oVJmc)

I figured, if you have to hold the guy at gunpoint, it can't be good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 10:32 PM (hv/hU)

SHAME IS PART OF THE KINK

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 10:33 PM (NWiLs)

249 How do we now think about this middle category of 'partly alive'?

Zombies or Libs BIRM. Duh.

As to Ms. Taliban, she could stand to lose a few pounds anyways.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 18, 2019 10:33 PM (Z4rgH)

250 All my Amazon shipments come via UPS, and they seem to be OK with it.
Posted by: Ruthless

Sometimes I get stuff delivered by some guy in a car with an Amazon magnetic sign on it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr


Wife just got two things for grandson's Easter and the guy was in a personal vehicle without signs.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2019 10:33 PM (dDUXP)

251 If you and your children have been vaccinated why are you so worried about someone who hasn't?
If you've been vaccinated for measles then you can't catch it from someone who hasn't,,, right?

Love each other fellow babies
Posted by: teej at April 18, 2019 10:08 PM (uWcN

Pretty simple, really. Very young children cannot be vaccinated; immune systems not fully developed. So your older kid goes to school, catches the measles virus from one of the unvaccinated brutes, brings it home, and infects year-old Junior, who then dies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2019 10:33 PM (TfwlC)

252 243
I always wondered about the Medicare and Social Security connection.
They are both taken for your paycheck, you should be able to get what
you paid into, even if you only want one.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 18, 2019 10:32 PM (Rz2Nc)


So, you haven't dealt with the government before?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 18, 2019 10:33 PM (f3oO4)

253

Sounds like you're doing okay - glad to hear that.

Spent today doing Passover prep, and mrs ibguy got a ton of baking done. I did a roulade with a kosher top round and faux pesto. Will refrigerate overnight for easier slicing tomorrow.

May you have a Blessed Easter!
Posted by: ibguy at April 18, 2019 10:29 PM (EHVbt)


I hope your Passover is beautiful.

I'm going to be with all four of my grandlovies this weekend. The weekend will end with HUGE Ukrainian gathering and feast on Sunday. I'm not Catholic, but I'm actually going to Mass with my son's family and in-laws. I've got a list a mile long of things Iv got to do (after tennis) tomorrow.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 18, 2019 10:33 PM (TdMsT)

254 Hmm, I still get Amazon stuff by UPS, but they are probably buying out Amazon and the USPS. They should get a big discount on the latter.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 10:34 PM (md3fh)

255 174
Rep. Rashida Tlaib, D-Mich., urged people to join with her in a hunger
strike...

Start right now! Speak truth to power, baby! Show the Man he can't keep you down.

You go, grrrrrl!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN


No way in hell is she going to seriously deprive herself like that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 18, 2019 10:35 PM (+lVUW)

256
Those big stand-up-in-the-back-of-them Merc Amazon vans are everywhere down here now.

Also, I had to pick a set day for delivery from them. Looks like they might be trying to reduce the delivery costs now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 18, 2019 10:35 PM (HaL55)

257 Hell, I'd be shocked if she forgoes pork.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 18, 2019 10:35 PM (+lVUW)

258 Pink moon of South Bend-y keep on shinin'

Posted by: Mayor Buttgieg at April 18, 2019 10:36 PM (aBR7R)

259 Muldoon, your gift is really quite sick, you know. LOL
Posted by: JAS



********

Gift, curse

Tomayto, tomahto

Posted by: Muldoon at April 18, 2019 10:36 PM (m45I2)

260 Not buying out themselves, damn it, buying out UPS, plus anyone else that is out there. Soon it will be All Amazon All the Time. Yay!

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 10:36 PM (md3fh)

261 Sometimes I get stuff delivered by some guy in a car with an Amazon magnetic sign on it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr


Wife just got two things for grandson's Easter and the guy was in a personal vehicle without signs.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2019 10:33 PM (dDUXP)

---------------------------

That's Amazon Flex drivers, a lot of people side gig driving for them.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 18, 2019 10:36 PM (DcvEC)

262 Back in the Dark Ages when I went to public school, a teacher told us that the ear detail proves the account true because one wouldn't make up such a detail.
Posted by: Jim Acosta, Brian Stetler and the gang at CNN plus Hillz and the Donks


And you all would know about making shit up.
LOL

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 18, 2019 10:37 PM (+lVUW)

263 "Rep. Rashida Tlaib, D-Mich., urged people to join with her in a hunger

strike...
"
Stupid shit doesn't know shit.

Yeah. Let's do a hunger strike. Let's start today, just as Lent ends.


Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 10:37 PM (KOCKb)

264 Not buying out themselves, damn it, buying out UPS, plus anyone else that is out there. Soon it will be All Amazon All the Time. Yay!
Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 10:36 PM (md3fh)


Great. Amazon and Taco Bell.

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 18, 2019 10:37 PM (aS1PU)

265 Pretty simple, really. Very young children cannot be vaccinated; immune systems not fully developed. So your older kid goes to school, catches the measles virus from one of the unvaccinated brutes, brings it home, and infects year-old Junior, who then dies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


That, and not every vaccine "takes".
So your kid gets vaccinated, it doesn't take, gets exposed by some illegal, and then dies.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2019 10:38 PM (dDUXP)

266 Great. Amazon and Taco Bell.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 18, 2019 10:37 PM (aS1PU)

Demolition Man ref?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 10:38 PM (hv/hU)

267 Great. Amazon and Taco Bell.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 18, 2019 10:37 PM (aS1PU)

Demolition Man ref?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 10:38 PM (hv/hU)


The Taco Bell part.

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 18, 2019 10:39 PM (aS1PU)

268 Ryan Fournier
@RyanAFournier
Will the Mueller Report be available in coloring book format for AOC?

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 18, 2019 10:39 PM (BqBId)

269 The choice of delivery dates is for the convenience of the customer, many of whom have days when they are not around. It is a choice, not a requirement, and a feature, not a bug. Actually, Amazon is an amazing company, even though they might seem pretty scary. I am selling my fine art photographs through them, and it is an incredible service at reasonable cost.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 10:39 PM (md3fh)

270 Do muzzies fast? I mean really fast. Not this bullshit of not eating while the Sun shines and then gorging as soon as the Sun goes down.

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 10:39 PM (KOCKb)

271 That's Amazon Flex drivers, a lot of people side gig driving for them.
Posted by: Calm Mentor


Yeah. Two hour delivery is pretty sweet. Don't have to get out in the rain, deal with people, etc.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2019 10:39 PM (dDUXP)

272
The thing about vaccinations is a concept known as herd immunity. It boils down thus: There is a quantity known as the reproduction number, R, which is basically a measure of the average number of people one infected individual will infect.

If that number is greater than 1, then the initial phase of the disease will be exponential. The number of people infected will increase exponentially. Of course, the population is finite and that will peter out and peak, but the initial phase is exponential.

Now, if you can drive R below 1, then there is no exponential growth phase, and the disease dies out.

Vaccination lowers R, and the goal is to vacinate enough people to drive it below 1. This fraction depends on the disease, how virulent it is and all that.

Measles is very contagious and that fraction has to be pretty high, upper 80% or something.

When you have herd immunity, a disease will not spread. Of any population there are those who can't be vaccinated. They may be allergic to the vaccine, or have other conditions that prevent it.

WHen you have herd immunity, you protect those people.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 18, 2019 10:40 PM (f1Vqw)

273 One reason you have to enroll in Medicare is because your monthly premium is deducted directly from your Social Security retirement benefit. Its baked in the cake.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 18, 2019 10:40 PM (EZebt)

274 >>My Amazon shipments used to be all via UPS, but now I get them via three routes: UPS, USPS, and Amazon delivery vans. Few come by UPS nowadays; most are via USPS.


What is happening is Amazon is skimming the creme. They take the high profit regions and deliveries. This puts a burden on UPS since they have to offer similar rates to businesses and can not tweak things in real time since the customers would not be able to predict shipping costs. for usps it is even worse.

Amazon also does not have to pay for 100% reliability. If a delivery guy flakes out they just send the shit to ups. UPS has to have backup and contingencies and full coverage no matter who delivers what, or when. Amazon can look at a region and decide to send their car to one spot or the next but only if it is cheaper than the alternatives.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 18, 2019 10:40 PM (LWu6U)

275 as a rural carrier for USPS, I drive my personal vehicle to deliver Amazon along with other packages.

Amazon has increased USPS's volume tremendously

Posted by: booknlass at April 18, 2019 10:40 PM (xIKXj)

276 RE: Medicare and SS. I don't care what the law says. SS says you sign up for Medicare if you don't sign up for part B you will, (at least) pay a penalty when you do. And you should sign up for part B.

You should sign up for every part offered, B, meds, secondary policy, etc. If you win the lottery or they get this sorted out, which are equally possible, long term cost wise this is your best option.

You will never be as healthy or as strong as you are now. Stuff will break and tear easier. Stuff won't heal like it used to.

You'll be on first name basis with your primary, your orthopedic, your cardiologist, your gynecologist, your proctologist, your endocrinologist, and if you live long enough, your oncologist.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 10:40 PM (tyEy7)

277 201 One of these days, the USPS will have to charge Amazon the true cost of delivery.
Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 10:22 P


I wonder how much it is costing us to have the usps deliver for Amazon on Sunday.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 18, 2019 10:40 PM (0KA8v)

278 I usually gorge myself after the sun goes down. Sometimes, like tonight, I don't get around to eating at all, like when I drank two large martinis tonight and watched the sun go down and posted drivel on this place. Does that make me a Muzzie? I don't think so. And Allah can go to hell, assuming he isn't already there sitting on a throne.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 10:41 PM (md3fh)

279 193 Unless you live next door to a bunch of chain stores, Amazon is the only rational choice. Sign up for Prime and one click is all it takes. No fighting the crowds, finding a parking place, learning that the F**king store doesn't have what you want, all is cool.
Sure, Bezos is Satan, but he gives great service. How can you resist?
Posted by: Ruthless


Although I do some shopping online, now that I am retired and not taking care of my late father, I enjoy going to stores and looking at stuff before buying it.

But for people who are working, yeah, taking time to get to the store is awful.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 18, 2019 10:42 PM (+lVUW)

280 One of these days, the USPS will have to charge Amazon the true cost of delivery.


Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 10:22 PM (KOCKb)

By the time that happens, Bezos will have his own delivery service up and running. I've already seen Amazon Mercedes vans in my area!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


If Bezos pulls his deliveries, USPS goes tits up.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2019 10:42 PM (dDUXP)

281 Ruthless, I find it easy to resist ordering from Amazon, although I did buy a couple copies of our cookbook from it.

I just picture having to deliver the friggen package myself in the snow, rain or heat, and I resist ordering.

Posted by: booknlass at April 18, 2019 10:44 PM (xIKXj)

282 275 as a rural carrier for USPS, I drive my personal vehicle to deliver Amazon along with other packages.

Amazon has increased USPS's volume tremendously
Posted by: booknlass at April 18, 2019 10:40 PM (xIKXj)

You're not one of those snow-free nazis are you? Nah, didn't think so, you're too cute!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2019 10:44 PM (aA3+G)

283 "USPS goes tits up"
I think that happened a long time ago, except for government subsidies. And, why did it take this long to bring Boobies into the discussion. I don't really know you guys, do I?

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 10:44 PM (md3fh)

284 So, you haven't dealt with the government before?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 18, 2019 10:33 PM (f3oO4)

Lol, not really.
Last night a mistakenly stated we got audited by the IRS most of Obama's years. My wife informed me it was filing amended returns, not audits, and then she babbled something about me not listening to her, then I kind of just zoned out.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 18, 2019 10:45 PM (Rz2Nc)

285 RE: Medicare and SS. I don't care what the law says. SS says you sign up for Medicare if you don't sign up for part B you will, (at least) pay a penalty when you do. And you should sign up for part B.

You should sign up for every part offered, B, meds, secondary policy, etc. If you win the lottery or they get this sorted out, which are equally possible, long term cost wise this is your best option.

Posted by: Braenyard


I get 80/20 Aetna for life thanks to my company and retirement benefits. Medicare Part B is gonna fuck with that.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2019 10:45 PM (dDUXP)

286 Dick Army ......

I think he was the the congressman who, when asked about the Clinton/Lewinsky stuff commented something about; 'If it'd been me I'd of been laying on The floor looking up and hearing Mrs. Armey
asking 'How do I reload this damn thing.'

Always liked that kinda' guy.


Posted by: Lurking Cynic at April 18, 2019 10:46 PM (aCltq)

287 So a kid in Perrysburg, OH was arrested for creating a twitter account to rank the hottest ladies in his classes.

WTH was he 'arrested' for? Being a douche? What the hell, Ohio?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 10:46 PM (hv/hU)

288 Thanks for the ONT MisHum!

Hey y'all! Colorado Morondevous April 27th. Contact info in the left sidebar

Posted by: westminsterdogshow..........Colorado Morondevous organizer extraordinaire at April 18, 2019 10:46 PM (c1nDO)

289 and USPS isn't going to fail just because Amazon pulls out. it's the only delivery system set up for every door in the country, every day. It's been around a lot longer than Amazon.

although I know the bureaucrats at the top of the PO worry....

Posted by: booknlass at April 18, 2019 10:46 PM (xIKXj)

290
Dick Armey's wife was named Pussy Navy. They named their kid Asshole Air Force.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 18, 2019 10:47 PM (f1Vqw)

291 Cooter Coast Guard?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 10:48 PM (hv/hU)

292 Medicare: Unless you are out in the country

Medical centers take medicare, all doctors with privileges at a medical center hospital will take Medicare.

Medicare will not cut you out of first class care.

If you live in the country DRIVE to the biggest close town and get hooked up with a primary who has privileges at the best hospital. He will be your entre to all the other specialists.

If you live close to a city do the same only you won't drive so far.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 10:48 PM (tyEy7)

293 Heh! The Stanley Cup Playoffs. Haven't been paying attention to todays games. Just saw that Washington lost again so they are tied up with Carolina. The Caps have the path paved to a SC defense (with TB and Pitt stepping on there dicks) and they are blowing it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 18, 2019 10:48 PM (siYMV)

294 and USPS isn't going to fail just because Amazon pulls out. it's the only delivery system set up for every door in the country, every day. It's been around a lot longer than Amazon.

although I know the bureaucrats at the top of the PO worry....
Posted by: booknlass



If it wasn't for junk mail, the USPS would never have to darken my mailbox.
All my bills are paperless and payed online.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2019 10:48 PM (dDUXP)

295 Mis. Hum., my friend, this winter was really really tough to deliver through. I'm in the west central portion of Illinois, and we had snow and ice that deviled my little truck to death! I paid almost $500 out of pocket for tow trucks getting myself out of ditches.


(thanks for the compliment, btw)

Posted by: booknlass at April 18, 2019 10:49 PM (xIKXj)

296 lol, we had some dumbass amazon driver try to blackmail us into tipping him more than the overly generous gratuity Mrs. YankeeFifth had given him. Told us he would not bring the order the entire way to our door unless we gave him more.

told him to leave it and we would give amazon a ring.

he did leave the order undelivered.

guessing it did not do much for his amazon service career.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2019 10:50 PM (MTjB1)

297 ...and then she babbled something about me not listening to her, then I kind of just zoned out.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 18, 2019 10:45 PM (Rz2Nc)


lol.

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 18, 2019 10:50 PM (aS1PU)

298 *paid. F'n autocorrect

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2019 10:50 PM (dDUXP)

299 If Bezos pulls his deliveries, USPS goes tits up. First Class mail goes back to being first class.

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 10:50 PM (KOCKb)

300 There is a Crystal Meth church?

Posted by: Kristophr at April 18, 2019 10:51 PM (9759K)

301
You should sign up for every part offered, B, meds, secondary policy,
etc. If you win the lottery or they get this sorted out, which are
equally possible, long term cost wise this is your best option.


I gotta talk to WeirdDave soon and see what he recommends. I know nothing about Medicare, even after watching B'Gal have it for a while. Did sign up for the SHIP thingy down here the other day. Or whatever that was.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 18, 2019 10:51 PM (HaL55)

302 So a kid in Perrysburg, OH was arrested for creating a twitter account to rank the hottest ladies in his classes.

WTH was he 'arrested' for? Being a douche? What the hell, Ohio?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 10:46 PM (hv/hU)

I'm in Ohio, I have no idea what the charges could be.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 18, 2019 10:51 PM (Rz2Nc)

303 Some enterprising people sign up for all the junk mailing lists they can and use the resulting flood of garbage to fire up their wood furnaces. Very efficient use of the system. Get your fuel delivered free by the government-supported USPS. Most of us just throw the trash into the, er, where it belongs.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 10:51 PM (md3fh)

304 rickb, I hear you. I don't get much mail either.

but when you need it, it's great to have the system set up.

President Trump is already working to streamline the cash flow of the post office.

Posted by: booknlass at April 18, 2019 10:51 PM (xIKXj)

305 and USPS isn't going to fail just because Amazon pulls out. it's the only delivery system set up for every door in the country, every day. It's been around a lot longer than Amazon.

Well, consider this. Retirement pay is based on the last few years of income. So Amazon comes along and the senior staff work the Amazon Sunday shift and other O/T since the package load is high enough....

Then Amazon pulls out, the flood of money coming in goes away and the Sunday workers retire with the fatter pension that remains for decades.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at April 18, 2019 10:52 PM (lD3vL)

306 You don't have to sign up for Medicare. You can opt out.

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 10:52 PM (KOCKb)

307 Caveat:
_I get 80/20 Aetna for life thanks to my company and retirement benefits. Medicare Part B is gonna fuck with that.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2019 10:45 PM (dDUXP)
---------------

If you have a policy like rickb223's take council with a pro.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 10:53 PM (tyEy7)

308 You don't have to sign up for Social Security, either, but why the hall not?

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 10:53 PM (md3fh)

309 Amazon's customer service is actually pretty decent. I think I have told this story, but during last winter shut down, I figured I would buy a new TV. So I ordered a 52' or 54' Sony on amazon. Delivered on time. Got it unwrapped.

Screen was cracked.

Called amazon. They shipped out a new one and arranged for pick up of the old one.

New one delivered. Cracked again.

This time I called amazon and said 'I am pretty much done here. Just give me the refund and pick up this piece of crap and I am good.

The lady on the line said, let me see what I can do. She gave me a free upgrade to a 64', which tripped the amazon service which makes home installation mandatory (which means it is picked up and delivered by an actual service, not UPS.) It was like a $500 upgrade for free. I was skeptical, but said, why not.

Delivered by a couple guys, they set it up. Worked fine. Happy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 10:55 PM (hv/hU)

310 Wait a minute.

They did a study and found if you smoke pot and drink alcohol together you get more fucked up than if you only do one or the other?

They had to do a study to learn this?

They couldn't just ask any one of millions who have done this many times?

Somebody had to be paid to do a study to learn this?

Posted by: davidt at April 18, 2019 10:32 PM (+IOFD)
---
paying for it makes it *SCIENCE* and shit...

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 18, 2019 10:55 PM (ER1jH)

311 Blue Bird, Amazon started out delivering for itself, and found out that USPS would be a better deal.

I'm not a fan of the PO, just work for them for awhile.

Their unions, and unions in general with their pension swindles piss me off, so, yeah. there ought to be a law.

Posted by: booknlass at April 18, 2019 10:55 PM (xIKXj)

312 Sigh....

Oh Edith.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2019 10:55 PM (Dwe7n)

313 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yyhsgogb

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Posted by: kbdabear at April 18, 2019 10:56 PM (0Ntuf)

314 You don't have to sign up for Social Security, either, but why the hall not?


Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 10:53 PM


Because it's another unconstitutional federal "entitlement" programme that should have been abolished decades ago?

Just throwin' that out there!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 18, 2019 10:56 PM (CLcKT)

315 For someone who has paid into SS for four decades or more, if the $$ had been invested in a growth mutual fund you would be in Fat City. Take what crumbs they give you, but it's still a crime against humanity since most of your money was stolen and used to buy votes.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 10:56 PM (md3fh)

316 WTH was he 'arrested' for? Being a douche? What the hell, Ohio?

An up-and-coming left-wing Latino in the Oregon legislature was accused of keeping a written list ranking the local female lobbyists by attractiveness. (Many political lobbyists tend to be attractive young females, for some reason.)

Being Oregon, this turned into a Major Scandal, and a full investigation was launched into whether this heinous charge was true. Apparently the alleged offense was writing down what any heterosexual male does automatically when meeting attractive young females.

It was pretty funny. I'd have more sympathy for the guy, but given his political views, eff him.

Posted by: The ARC of History at April 18, 2019 10:56 PM (I2/tG)

317 The Crystal Meth church is in... Effing SC.

Posted by: davidt at April 18, 2019 10:56 PM (+IOFD)

318 Anybody here know anything about old prints of renaissance painting?
I have several that have the artist name on them followed by (dip) what does that mean?
The prints were made about 1790.
TIA

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at April 18, 2019 10:57 PM (P4Pk9)

319 >>>I just picture having to deliver the friggen package myself in the snow, rain or heat, and I resist ordering.

Posted by: booknlass at April 18, 2019 10:44 PM (xIKXj)
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That sounds good but if everyone thought that way the delivery man would be out of a job.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 10:57 PM (tyEy7)

320 Later y'all.


Endeavor, etc.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 18, 2019 10:57 PM (m45I2)

321 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

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Posted by: kbdabear at April 18, 2019 10:58 PM (0Ntuf)

322 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 10:55 PM (hv/hU)

You actually talked to someone who didn't reek of curry and 711?

My experience with Prime so far after 2 months has been a huge disappointment.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2019 10:58 PM (aA3+G)

323 guessing it did not do much for his amazon service career.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2019 10:50 PM (MTjB1)

Amazon has a bad rep for their labor practices. We have heard stories here on the HQ in the past.

A friend in Alberta works for a big North American company whose name you will know. He was called upon to service a piece of their rental equipment in Calgary. Had to get a pass to enter their warehouse, and yet another to enter the back lot. Had to get the Amazon electrician to throw the breaker to turn off power to the equipment. Before doing that, the electrician had to don a flame-resistant vest, hard hat, and high-voltage gloves. To throw a switch on an enclosed panel. The electrician told my buddy, "I have resumes out."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2019 11:00 PM (TfwlC)

324 My experience with Prime so far after 2 months has been a huge disappointment.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at A


you know, the have all the James Bond movies available for free between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2019 11:00 PM (MTjB1)

325 Posted by: booknlass at April 18, 2019 10:55 PM (xIKXj)

I had to razz you
At our last house we had an ongoing feud with the postal driver about snow in front of the mail box.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2019 11:01 PM (aA3+G)

326 I gotta talk to WeirdDave soon and see what he recommends. I know nothing about Medicare, even after watching B'Gal have it for a while. Did sign up for the SHIP thingy down here the other day. Or whatever that was.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN


When I signed up, there was a booklet that explained the options very clearly.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 18, 2019 11:01 PM (+lVUW)

327 He was called upon to service a piece of their rental equipment in Calgary. Had to get a pass to enter their warehouse, and yet another to enter the back lot. Had to get the Amazon electrician to throw the breaker to turn off power to the equipment. Before doing that, the electrician had to don a flame-resistant vest, hard hat, and high-voltage gloves. To throw a switch on an enclosed panel. The electrician told my buddy, "I have resumes out."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at A



yeesh

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2019 11:01 PM (MTjB1)

328 I have been with Prime almost since its beginning and have never had anything but good results. I buy stuff all the time -- got five deliveries just today -- and whenever there is a problem they take care of it. I have even bought a 100 lb. generator with free two day delivery, and when it crapped out they sent me a full refund and just told me to dump the busted one since it couldn't be shipped back after being filled with gas. I live in a small town where we have no real choices for local purchases, and Amazon Prime is a blessing.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 11:01 PM (md3fh)

329
OK Hordelings, it's bedtime for Bonzo. Just started raining, so that'll be kinda nice to fall asleep to.

Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 18, 2019 11:01 PM (HaL55)

330

Dick Armey was also the one who slipped up and called Barney Frank "Barney Fag" in public.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 18, 2019 11:02 PM (f1Vqw)

331 Thought it was hard then beer, you're in the clear. Beer then hard, you're in the yard.

Posted by: jhawk90 at April 18, 2019 11:03 PM (nNY+7)

332 Amazon would never jeopardize the usps. They will continue to put price pressure on them though. Amazon needs an alternative in case anyone gets serious about "charging the real cost of delivery" since that cost includes lots of legacy and unions and trucks sitting in the edge of town tavern for 3 hr. lunches every day.

So amazon does not want to pay for the inefficiencies and they don't have to as long as they have options. But they really don't want to take over all their own deliveries since that would lead to their own inefficiencies, unions, and eventually legacy pensions and shit.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 18, 2019 11:04 PM (LWu6U)

333 A friend in Alberta works for a big North American company whose name you will know. He was called upon to service a piece of their rental equipment in Calgary. Had to get a pass to enter their warehouse, and yet another to enter the back lot. Had to get the Amazon electrician to throw the breaker to turn off power to the equipment. Before doing that, the electrician had to don a flame-resistant vest, hard hat, and high-voltage gloves. To throw a switch on an enclosed panel. The electrician told my buddy, "I have resumes out."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


That sounds like union crap.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2019 11:04 PM (dDUXP)

334 Well, consider this. Retirement pay is based on the last few years of income.
...
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at April 18, 2019 10:52 PM (lD3vL)
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Considering all the equanimity that's going on these days I think my Social Security basis should be raised to what I would be making today at the same job I was doing when I retired.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 11:04 PM (tyEy7)

335 333 A friend in Alberta works for a big North American company whose name you will know. He was called upon to service a piece of their rental equipment in Calgary. Had to get a pass to enter their warehouse, and yet another to enter the back lot. Had to get the Amazon electrician to throw the breaker to turn off power to the equipment. Before doing that, the electrician had to don a flame-resistant vest, hard hat, and high-voltage gloves. To throw a switch on an enclosed panel. The electrician told my buddy, "I have resumes out."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


That sounds like union crap.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2019 11:04 PM (dDUXP)

Or whatever the Canuck version of OSHA is.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 11:05 PM (NWiLs)

336 It's been 15 months since I lost my lady. Just this last week or days it seemed like I awoke out of a fog and realized the chaos in my life.
It's time to restore order to my household. And time to make a little money to replace the money I've spent over the last year.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 18, 2019 11:06 PM (JgA4k)

337 Today, Dan Cooper (D-uh) governor of NC vetoed the Born Alive bill.


A spokesman for Democratic Gov. Roy Cooper criticized the measure later Tuesday, raising expectations the governor would veto the legislation.

"This unnecessary legislation would criminalize doctors for a practice that simply does not exist," Ford Porter wrote in an email.
---------

Now, let's examine that comment. What the spokesweasel asserts is that the 'practice simply dosen't exist'. Well, okay, then why is the law harmful? In point of fact, it would only be problem for those who violate it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2019 11:06 PM (xSo9G)

338 Considering all the equanimity that's going on these days I think my Social Security basis should be raised to what I would be making today at the same job I was doing when I retired.
Posted by: Braenyard


Meme on Facebook shows a muzzie refugee gets $3400 a month while a SS recipient receives $1200.

Not sure how true that is, but I wouldn't doubt it.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2019 11:06 PM (dDUXP)

339 Armey was OK but he was more of an opportunist than an idealist.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 11:06 PM (tyEy7)

340 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2019 10:33 PM (TfwlC)

It's not "just" death that is an issue either. There are a lot of possible complications from measles like blindness, rheumatic fever that damages the heart, and retardation caused in infants whose mothers contracted the disease while pregnant. There are many forms of tragedy caused by measles.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 18, 2019 11:07 PM (65x91)

341
*looks at top picture*

Why is the Jaws theme playing in my head?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2019 11:07 PM (xSo9G)

342 306 JAS

Exactly, but then you forfeit your Social Security, which was the point of the lawsuit (and post) and now this new legislation.

Posted by: ibguy at April 18, 2019 11:07 PM (EHVbt)

343 Amazon Prime? How do you think I got this nifty boat? Ahoy!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at April 18, 2019 11:08 PM (EgshT)

344
Uh-oh.

I think my identity's been stolen.

I need to speak with the IRS tomorrow and figure out what's going on, but here's what happened:

I received a scary email today that my federal tax return's been rejected.

So I checked it out, and they are saying my 2017 AGI isn't matching records in the IRS database.

Now, this set me off right away, because I don't fuck up on tax forms, ever. I triple check everything, and then do it three more times.

The 2017 1040 AGI matched the AGI I gave them, as I expected, so I went to log in to the IRS website to pull their numbers, and my ID info was rejected from their website, as well, for not matching the IRS database.

These are not good signs

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 11:08 PM (5aX2M)

345 Has Nadler subpoenaed Barr's tax returns yet?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2019 11:08 PM (xSo9G)

346 That sounds like union crap.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2019 11:04 PM (dDUXP)

I don't think Amazon is union. Apparently company safety policy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2019 11:08 PM (TfwlC)

347 Well fellow Morons, my soft comfy bed is calling to me. Good night, and let us all sleep in the knowledge that the MSM has been completely and totally discredited for good and all. And to hope that many fun things await, including the possiblity that hinted-at indictments of the real criminals (Hillary? Obama?) will soon become fact. Night all.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 11:09 PM (md3fh)

348
One of my old aunts went to college up North years and years ago, and got a job working with some outfit -- she worked in the payroll dept, IIRC, and did typing.

It was a union shop, and she had no idea about what that meant. She needed to move her typewrite to another table/desk for some reason, so she unplugged it and started to pick it up and move it.

Her boss blew a gasket and threw a shit fit, screaming put that typewriter back! They had to get an electrician to unplug it, then someone from maintenance to move it, then call the electrician back in to plug it back in.

She could've caused an incident resulting in a shutdown, she was scolded.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 18, 2019 11:10 PM (f1Vqw)

349 Measles does NOT cause rheumatic fever. RF is an immune system overreaction triggered by Group A strep infection.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 18, 2019 11:10 PM (m45I2)

350 Mis. Hum, that's okay if you razz me, I don't mind.

Especially since my last day at the PO is May 1st! I haven't told you all, but the quilt shop owner offered me a raise right around Christmas if I could make it on that amount of money, and buy my own health insurance if I quit and work for her full time.

I finally decided to do it after much due diligence this past week. the final question? would the PO take me back if the shop closes or something. they said 'yes we would.'

Posted by: booknlass at April 18, 2019 11:10 PM (xIKXj)

351 Has anyone used a Roku? Is it really you buy the box, buy the channels you want and then you are good to go?

Like al a carte cable?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2019 11:11 PM (cRkMZ)

352 Mis. Hum, that's okay if you razz me, I don't mind.

Especially since my last day at the PO is May 1st! I haven't told you all, but the quilt shop owner offered me a raise right around Christmas if I could make it on that amount of money, and buy my own health insurance if I quit and work for her full time.

I finally decided to do it after much due diligence this past week. the final question? would the PO take me back if the shop closes or something. they said 'yes we would.'
Posted by: booknlass


Kick ass!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2019 11:12 PM (dDUXP)

353 These are not good signs

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 11:08 PM (5aX2M)
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Hope they didn't get you and if they did you can nip it in the bud. Good luck.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 11:13 PM (tyEy7)

354 Posted by: booknlass at April 18, 2019 11:10 PM (xIKXj)

I'm so happy for you.
Congrats!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2019 11:14 PM (aA3+G)

355 Yikes YD!

YEA booknlass!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow..........Colorado Morondevous organizer extraordinaire at April 18, 2019 11:14 PM (c1nDO)

356 Congrats booknlass, good for you. I don't know why they don't use the USPS to do the census, letter carriers are pretty aware of who lives at a certain address.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 18, 2019 11:14 PM (f8dwL)

357 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 11:08 PM (5aX2M)

That sucks.
Good luck!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2019 11:14 PM (aA3+G)

358 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 11:08 PM (5aX2M)

Wow, good luck. That really stinks. I'm sorry you have to deal with it.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 18, 2019 11:15 PM (Rz2Nc)

359 My experience with Prime so far after 2 months has been a huge disappointment.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at A

We use Prime, but it doesn't always deliver. Too many times you order something up and hit checkout, it tells me they don't ship to Alaska. As if a flat rate box isn't delivered here just like anywhere. As if we don't have DHL or FedEx or UPS. As if we aren't really Americans at all.

It's bullshit, but they say it and that's that.

We actually have a small army of expediters in Seattle who will collect your purchases and put them on the TOTE Barge. Works for furniture, too. Hilarious.

If they can ship it, so could Prime.

Bastards.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 18, 2019 11:15 PM (vVOK2)

360 18-1 I use a rook. It's totally satisfactory, and I don't pay any extra, I just watch free stuff. there's plenty of free choices.

I also have an excellent antenna up on the roof, and I have a VCR DVD player.

Posted by: booknlass at April 18, 2019 11:16 PM (xIKXj)

361 roku not rook. jeesh.

Posted by: booknlass at April 18, 2019 11:17 PM (xIKXj)

362 351 Has anyone used a Roku? Is it really you buy the box, buy the channels you want and then you are good to go?

Like al a carte cable?
Posted by: 18-1



You can buy the channels that are available so yes. I have Roku. Love it. The only thing I have bought with it is a full season of IndyCar racing. Lots of free stuff available though. I have accounts with Netflix and Amazon Prime so there is that too. Its worth getting.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 18, 2019 11:17 PM (siYMV)

363 My brother turned 65 last May. He could opt-out of Medicare and not lose SS. Perhaps the lawsuit is moot.

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 11:18 PM (KOCKb)

364 They never studied the effects of weed and booze? The 80's turned it into a fine art.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 18, 2019 11:18 PM (9Om/r)

365 Posted by: Muldoon at April 18, 2019 11:10 PM (m45I2)

I had thought it was measles my mom had that her parents/doctor were afraid had become rheumatic fever, I bow to your greater knowledge. It's interesting that measles-related sight problems shows up in children's novels from the first half of the 1900's.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 18, 2019 11:18 PM (65x91)

366 Has anyone used a Roku? Is it really you buy the box, buy the channels you want and then you are good to go?

Like al a carte cable?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2019 11:11 PM (cRkMZ)
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More like downloading apps and some require a subscriber acct to unlock content. Like I have a Roku and also one built into another TV and we use DirecTV Now for "cable". Then I can use that login for content on other specialized tv and sports channels etc. You can also download and subscribe directly to your Netflix etc. I use mine mostly for my NHL tv and MLB tv subscriptions.

Posted by: jhawk90 at April 18, 2019 11:19 PM (nNY+7)

367 We bought a Roku stick for a TV up in the bonus room. So it could get Netfix from the Home wifi.

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 11:19 PM (KOCKb)

368 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 11:08 PM (5aX2M)

Could be a scam? I don't think the IRS corresponds via email, but I could be wrong. What action did the email ask you to take?

Posted by: Average Guy at April 18, 2019 11:19 PM (LMcFk)

369 Has anyone used a Roku? Is it really you buy the box, buy the channels you want and then you are good to go?

Like al a carte cable?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2019 11:11 PM (cRkMZ)

I have Roku, not certain I'd call it a la cart cable. Most TV is habit, you'll find enough stuff to keep you entertained.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 18, 2019 11:19 PM (Rz2Nc)

370 >>>I just picture having to deliver the friggen package myself in the snow, rain or heat, and I resist ordering.

Posted by: booknlass at April 18, 2019 10:44 PM (xIKXj)
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That sounds good but if everyone thought that way the delivery man would be out of a job.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 10:57 PM (tyEy7)
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well then, they can just #LearnToCode.

#ProblemSolved.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 18, 2019 11:20 PM (ER1jH)

371 With Roku, I can log into my YouTube account and binge on sportscar racing (IMSA, GTWorld, etc.).

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 18, 2019 11:21 PM (siYMV)

372 Could be a scam? I don't think the IRS corresponds via email, but I could be wrong. What action did the email ask you to take?
Posted by: Average Guy at April 18, 2019 11:19 PM (LMcFk)

Wow, good catch. I hope he wasn't responding to links in the email.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 18, 2019 11:21 PM (Rz2Nc)

373 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 11:08 PM (5aX2M)

Could be a scam? I don't think the IRS corresponds via email, but I could be wrong. What action did the email ask you to take?
Posted by: Average Guy


They do if you e-file and it's rejected.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2019 11:21 PM (dDUXP)

374 It's interesting that measles-related sight problems shows up in children's novels from the first half of the 1900's.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at


*******

No doubt you are correct that it is a bad disease. The effectiveness of national vaccination programs is evidenced by the fact that in 30+ years in Pediatric related practice I never once had first-hand experience of a measles case. I vaguely remember seeing a case during medical school.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 18, 2019 11:22 PM (m45I2)

375 roof antenna, roku. very happy. fuck cable tv.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 18, 2019 11:22 PM (KP5rU)

376 I already had Whole House DVR. Wireless. So the TV in the bonus room had a Set top box to get into the normal "cable" (Actually optical fiber) channels. I bought the Roku stick so that TV could get anything available on the Internet.

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 11:22 PM (KOCKb)

377 thank you sweet friends! I'm happy! when I'm working at the quilt shop, the hours fly by.


YD, I am sorry to hear about the IRS trouble

Posted by: booknlass at April 18, 2019 11:23 PM (xIKXj)

378 booknlass, Good show and best of luck.

Since they'll take you back no problem you've got a win / win.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 11:24 PM (tyEy7)

379 really you buy the box, buy the channels you want and then you are good to go?

Like al a carte cable?
Posted by: 18-1 at A



not quite right. not everything is available to be purchased, you cannot buy the fox channels. you buy netflix, hulu, vudu, similar things.

we have a roku and we are not big tv watchers but it is a useful thing.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2019 11:24 PM (MTjB1)

380 "They never studied the effects of weed and booze? The 80's turned it into a fine art."
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 18, 2019 11:18 PM (9Om/r)

I remember those days.
I was there.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 18, 2019 11:24 PM (Ckg4U)

381 Hey Muldoon! I asked my doctor for a Tetanus booster. He said "The one you had years ago is still good. The only people getting tetanus are immigrants."

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 11:25 PM (KOCKb)

382 Could be a scam? I don't think the IRS corresponds via email, but I could be wrong. What action did the email ask you to take?
Posted by: Average Guy at April 18, 2019 11:19 PM (LMcFk)

Wow, good catch. I hope he wasn't responding to links in the email.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42


They don't really contact you via email. You just get a reply back that your return was rejected for whatever reason.

Sounds like that's when YDice started investigating.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2019 11:25 PM (dDUXP)

383
Had to get the Amazon electrician to throw the breaker to turn off power to the equipment. Before doing that, the electrician had to don a flame-resistant vest, hard hat, and high-voltage gloves. To throw a switch on an enclosed panel. The electrician told my buddy, "I have resumes out."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


That sounds like union crap.
Posted by: rickb223


I worked for an electrical utility. Those rules are instituted by the company. Not the union. Most of it is OSHA compliance in the USA. Who knows with Canada.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2019 11:25 PM (aKsyK)

384 Tlaib, IDK how to spell her name, but autocorrect wants to call her Taliban. Ha! Hunger strike away, hold your breathe too!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 18, 2019 11:25 PM (IDhUW)

385 That top picture could have been taken in my town harbor on a fall morning. Even the bridge works.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 11:25 PM (/tuJf)

386 He still let me get an tetanus booster.

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 11:25 PM (KOCKb)

387 380: so was I, Slap. Good times.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 18, 2019 11:26 PM (KP5rU)

388 "They never studied the effects of weed and booze? The 80's turned it into a fine art."
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 18, 2019 11:18 PM (9Om/r)

I remember those days.
I was there.
Posted by: Slapweasel


I WISH I remembered the 80's.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2019 11:26 PM (dDUXP)

389 The last vaccination I had was for smallpox.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 11:26 PM (tyEy7)

390 They don't really contact you via email. You just get a reply back that your return was rejected for whatever reason.

Sounds like that's when YDice started investigating.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2019 11:25 PM (dDUXP)

Thanks, that sounds better/safer.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 18, 2019 11:27 PM (Rz2Nc)

391 380 "They never studied the effects of weed and booze? The 80's turned it into a fine art."
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 18, 2019 11:18 PM (9Om/r)

I remember those days.
I was there.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 18, 2019 11:24 PM (Ckg4U)
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Good cure for insomnia I would imagine.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 18, 2019 11:27 PM (IDhUW)

392 The 2017 1040 AGI matched the AGI I gave them, as I expected, so I went to log in to the IRS website to pull their numbers, and my ID info was rejected from their website, as well, for not matching the IRS database.

These are not good signs
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 11:08 PM (5aX2M)

Did you go straight to IRS.gov or did you click something in the email? The IRS generally sends snail mail. This could be a phishing scam.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 11:27 PM (NWiLs)

393 W

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2019 11:28 PM (MTjB1)

394 D

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2019 11:28 PM (MTjB1)

395 Dennis Hopper said he had a blank spot between '64 and '80.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 11:28 PM (tyEy7)

396 S

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2019 11:28 PM (MTjB1)

397 !

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2019 11:28 PM (MTjB1)

398 Chavez!

I remember most of the 80's, minus '89. The early nineties? I don't think they ever happened.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 18, 2019 11:28 PM (Ckg4U)

399 YD, the scenario you're describing sounds like the one Rush talks about in his LifeLock commercials.

hope if it's identity theft you are able to prosecute the criminal to the utmost.

Posted by: booknlass at April 18, 2019 11:29 PM (xIKXj)

400 "How do we now think about this middle category of 'partly alive'?"

Pfft. I've known about "mostly dead" for at least 3 decades. You scientists aren't very bright.

Posted by: Dread Pirate Wesley at April 18, 2019 11:29 PM (ugHaR)

401 388 "They never studied the effects of weed and booze? The 80's turned it into a fine art."
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 18, 2019 11:18 PM (9Om/r)

I remember those days.
I was there.
Posted by: Slapweasel

I was born too late and was too sheltered to truly enjoy the 80s.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 11:29 PM (NWiLs)

402 Hey Muldoon! I asked my doctor for a Tetanus booster. He said "The one you had years ago is still good. The only people getting tetanus are immigrants."
Posted by: JAS


*******

I have a long-standing policy of avoiding giving personal medical advice on the internet. Tetanus recommendations for adults are not really in my wheelhouse. I myself generally get a tetanus booster every 10-15 years.Your mileage may vary.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 18, 2019 11:30 PM (m45I2)

403 398: Slap, I don't remember 1989 at all. I do know they outlawed '69 for obvious reasons.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 18, 2019 11:30 PM (KP5rU)

404 The 80's? I was married, with 3 small children and working hard. And occasionally smoking some weed. But I remember EVERYTHING.

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 11:31 PM (KOCKb)

405 I WISH I didn't remember the 80s...

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 11:31 PM (NWiLs)

406 I received a scary email today that my federal tax return's been rejected.

So I checked it out, and they are saying my 2017 AGI isn't matching records in the IRS database.
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Same thing happened to me, but I'm not fretting over it.

I checked last year's AGI, and it matches. WTF. Anyhow, the solution is to file on paper, AND, call the IRS and request a copy of last year's 1040.

This seems to happen fairly often, for some reason. At any rate, don't freak over it. Just call the IRS and request a copy of last year's return.

NOT a life-changing event.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2019 11:31 PM (CDGwz)

407 Congratulations booknlass - it sounds like a job you will enjoy.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 18, 2019 11:31 PM (IDhUW)

408 How do we now think about this middle category of 'partly alive'?"

********

You've heard of pre-hypertension and pre-diabetes?

I am convinced that most of us have at least mild to moderate pre-death, but it can generally be managed with diet and exercise.



And booze.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 18, 2019 11:32 PM (m45I2)

409 Muldoon, I wasn't asking your advice. I just thought my doctor's statement might amuse you.

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 11:32 PM (KOCKb)

410 YD.......actually I too am pretty sure the IRS never communicates via email. Always snail m

Posted by: westminsterdogshow..........Colorado Morondevous organizer extraordinaire at April 18, 2019 11:32 PM (c1nDO)

411 "I was born too late and was too sheltered to truly enjoy the 80s."
-Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 11:29 PM (NWiLs)

I was pretty sheltered, as well. My Senior Year in H.S., though...

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 18, 2019 11:32 PM (Ckg4U)

412 408 How do we now think about this middle category of 'partly alive'?"

********

You've heard of pre-hypertension and pre-diabetes?

I am convinced that most of us have at least mild to moderate pre-death, but it can generally be managed with diet and exercise.



And booze.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 18, 2019 11:32 PM (m45I2)

Life is a terminal condition...

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 11:33 PM (NWiLs)

413 the 80s were great, however, everyone looks good next to the second half of the 70s.


there is nothing worth remembering in the 90s.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2019 11:33 PM (MTjB1)

414 347 Well fellow Morons, my soft comfy bed is calling to me. Good night, and let us all sleep in the knowledge that the MSM has been completely and totally discredited for good and all. And to hope that many fun things await, including the possiblity that hinted-at indictments of the real criminals (Hillary? Obama?) will soon become fact. Night all.
Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 11:09 PM (md3fh)
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Good night ruthless, I like your optimism!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 18, 2019 11:33 PM (IDhUW)

415 364 They never studied the effects of weed and booze? The 80's turned it into a fine art.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 18, 2019 11:18 PM (9Om/r)


Thats what I thought. But, I thought I would throw it out there to the Horde.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2019 11:33 PM (aA3+G)

416

We've got an Amazon sports gal here on the local NBC station, Julia Morris. The woman is yuge. Well proportioned, not fat, but a big girl. She used to play basketball. She wears heels and towers on the set.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 18, 2019 11:34 PM (f1Vqw)

417 I WISH I didn't remember the 80s...
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 11:31 PM (NWiLs)

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The 80s-2010 were pretty good to me. Things began to go off the rails in '11, really turned to shit at the end of '16.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 18, 2019 11:34 PM (DcvEC)

418 Made the worst mistake of my life in the 90s.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 11:34 PM (NWiLs)

419 Oh Y5........I am so disappointed in you

Posted by: westminsterdogshow..........Colorado Morondevous organizer extraordinaire at April 18, 2019 11:34 PM (c1nDO)

420 Also, YD, why is it hanging you up on your 2017 AGI 2018's taxes?

But, yeah, it could also be ID theft. Someone filed taxes under my SSN back when I was in college... took me some time to sort that out. Didn't know until after I graduated and got my first job, and I got a letter from the IRS telling me they were going to start garnishing my wages.

Of course, most of the ID theft is by those hard-working illegals.

Posted by: Average Guy at April 18, 2019 11:34 PM (LMcFk)

421 I wasn't asking your advice. I just thought my doctor's statement might amuse you.

Posted by: JAS

******

No worries. I have had folks take offense in the past. I always err on the side of caution.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 18, 2019 11:34 PM (m45I2)

422

NEW YORK (AP) - The Yankees have suspended the use of Kate Smith's recording of "God Bless America" during the seventh-inning stretch while they investigate an allegation of racism against the singer.

The New York Daily News reported Thursday there are conflicting claims about Smith's 1939 song "That's Why Darkies Were Born." The song originated in the 1931 Broadway revue "George White's Scandals," and was considered satire. It was recorded by Smith and also by Paul Robeson, who was black.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2019 11:34 PM (aKsyK)

423 Hagrid's mother was a giant, amirite?

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 11:35 PM (KOCKb)

424 It' my understanding that you can get tetanus from dirt (yard work). Go no more than 10 yrs. ymmv.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 11:35 PM (tyEy7)

425 418 Made the worst mistake of my life in the 90s.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 11:34 PM (NWiLs

I can say that about most of my decades one time or another

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 18, 2019 11:35 PM (aA3+G)

426 YD - Are you using someone's tax prep software? If so, whose?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2019 11:35 PM (CDGwz)

427 YD there is a good chance the email was not legitimate.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2019 11:35 PM (MTjB1)

428 I think my identity's been stolen.
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I hope not YD. I'm sure some Morons here will have some good advice(just ignore the medical advice

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 18, 2019 11:35 PM (IDhUW)

429 Sark has already screwed thenselves out of electricity.

https://tinyurl.com/y66r4njs

Posted by: Daffy Duck at April 18, 2019 11:36 PM (IFKOp)

430 I love to give medical advice online! (I once worked in a morgue...)

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 18, 2019 11:36 PM (CLcKT)

431 Slapping hot iron to identity thieves is always sound practice.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 11:36 PM (NWiLs)

432 Off quacker sock.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at April 18, 2019 11:36 PM (IFKOp)

433 90s had some good things. Some bad things.

Boobs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 11:37 PM (hv/hU)

434 "No worries. I have had folks take offense in the past. I always err on the side of caution."
-Posted by: Muldoon at April 18, 2019 11:34 PM (m45I2)

Who would take offense to you?

-Except me.

If I ever see you, I'm going to fight you.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 18, 2019 11:37 PM (Ckg4U)

435 Good evening everyone! Booknlass, congratulations! You're so fortunate to be able to do something you love for a living!

For those who saw my messages last night about my daughter and her friend being filmed in a dressing room, my daughter tells us the man turned himself in to the police today. He's claiming he's not guilty. Luckily, my daughter took the video of his hand holding the phone under the partition.

Posted by: NavyMom at April 18, 2019 11:38 PM (kqqrA)

436 some time back Mrs.YankeeFifth got some email that said her ssn was frozen. not legitimate.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2019 11:38 PM (MTjB1)

437 I remember those days.

I was there.

Those are mutually exclusive conditions.

Posted by: GWB at April 18, 2019 11:39 PM (ugHaR)

438 A friend in Alberta works for a big North American company whose name you will know. He was called upon to service a piece of their rental equipment in Calgary. Had to get a pass to enter their warehouse, and yet another to enter the back lot. Had to get the Amazon electrician to throw the breaker to turn off power to the equipment. Before doing that, the electrician had to don a flame-resistant vest, hard hat, and high-voltage gloves. To throw a switch on an enclosed panel. The electrician told my buddy, "I have resumes out."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Right as the amazon guy was about to throw the switch your friend should have kneed him in the balls and said, "See, you didn't think of everything!"

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2019 11:39 PM (mTGg+)

439 I'm sure some Morons here will have some good advice(just ignore the medical advice


*******

Oh, I have no qualms about dishing out tax advice. And computer advice. And automotive advice.

"Jiggle the handle" covers pretty much everything for me. From plumbing to priapism.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 18, 2019 11:39 PM (m45I2)

440 I have a long-standing policy of avoiding giving personal medical advice on the internet. Tetanus recommendations for adults are not really in my wheelhouse. I myself generally get a tetanus booster every 10-15 years.Your mileage may vary.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 18, 2019 11:30 PM (m45I2)

I got a tetanus booster in January when I got whacked in the face by a piece of wood thrown by my table saw. The wood had been outside, in contact with the ground. I thought it was prudent, and the ER doc did not try to dissuade me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2019 11:39 PM (TfwlC)

441 "Those are mutually exclusive conditions."
-Posted by: GWB at April 18, 2019 11:39 PM (ugHaR)

You missed the original post with the strike-through in the first phrase.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 18, 2019 11:39 PM (Ckg4U)

442 should the 90s have been a color based upon its interest and value it would have been invisible beige.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2019 11:39 PM (MTjB1)

443 Also, YD, why is it hanging you up on your 2017 AGI 2018's taxes?
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It's a check that the IRS does. I have a feeling that it gets SNAFU'd if there are any alterations (by the IRS) which occur to the filed 1040. I suspect that any fines, penalties, or who-knows-what are to blame.

And, yes, I'm waiting on their copy of my 2017 1040 now.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2019 11:40 PM (xSo9G)

444 My dad had a job in high school working as an usher in a movie theatre in San Francisco. They had to wear suits with bow ties. These were 16 year old boys and these were not clip-on bow ties. There was one boy who know how to tie a bow tie. Thing was, his dad was a mortician. So, the other boys would come to him and say "Can you tie this for me?" And he would reply "OK lie down."

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 11:40 PM (KOCKb)

445 Earth tones were big in the 90s.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 11:40 PM (hv/hU)

446 What a day.
I cant wait to see what the next month brings.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 11:41 PM (XROPS)

447 If I ever see you, I'm going to fight you.
Posted by: Slapweasel




*******

I'd recommend you get a tetanus shot first.

And first beer's on my tab.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 18, 2019 11:41 PM (m45I2)

448 "He's claiming he's not guilty. Luckily, my daughter took the video of his hand holding the phone under the partition."
-Posted by: NavyMom at April 18, 2019 11:38 PM (kqqrA)

There's another crime where "Slapping a Hot Iron to him" would cure some perverts of their predilections.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 18, 2019 11:42 PM (Ckg4U)

449 Earth tones were big in the 90s.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Earth shoes were big in the 70s.

Posted by: Miklos, sometimes shod at April 18, 2019 11:42 PM (QzkSJ)

450 My dad had a job in high school working as an usher in a movie theatre in San Francisco. They had to wear suits with bow ties. These were 16 year old boys and these were not clip-on bow ties. There was one boy who know how to tie a bow tie. Thing was, his dad was a mortician. So, the other boys would come to him and say "Can you tie this for me?" And he would reply "OK lie down."
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Sounds like Rufo in "Glory Road".

Posted by: Captain Obvious at April 18, 2019 11:42 PM (IFKOp)

451 "I'd recommend you get a tetanus shot first.
And first beer's on my tab.
"
-Posted by: Muldoon at April 18, 2019 11:41 PM (m45I2)

*HAH!* *fist-bump*

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 18, 2019 11:42 PM (Ckg4U)

452 That Kate Smith thing is a joke right? Can't stand the Yankees but that's ridiculous.

Posted by: jhawk90 at April 18, 2019 11:42 PM (nNY+7)

453 ...I have a long-standing policy of avoiding giving personal medical advice on the internet. Tetanus recommendations for adults are not really in my wheelhouse. I myself generally get a tetanus booster every 10-15 years.Your mileage may vary.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 18, 2019 11:30 PM (m45I2)




You order a Rusty Nail at some dive bar, you'd best hope your tetanus booster is up to date!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 18, 2019 11:44 PM (0Kh3z)

454 This thing of small families is an affliction. Some boy was messing with my brother and his two older brothers made sure that never happened again.

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 11:44 PM (KOCKb)

455
"Jiggle the handle" covers pretty much everything for me. From plumbing to priapism.
Posted by: Muldoon
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"As my grandmother used to say, anything mechanical, give it a good bash." -- Colin Maud,

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2019 11:44 PM (xSo9G)

456 Seriously. That was one of my dad's favorite jokes.

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 11:45 PM (KOCKb)

457 It's a check that the IRS does. I have a feeling that it gets SNAFU'd if there are any alterations (by the IRS) which occur to the filed 1040. I suspect that any fines, penalties, or who-knows-what are to blame.

And, yes, I'm waiting on their copy of my 2017 1040 now.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2019 11:40 PM (xSo9G)

Ahh, I get it. For e-filing I presume. This is why I pay someone to do my taxes.

Of course, this year our filing got rejected because our son, who filed before us, forgot to check the "someone else can claim me as a dependent" box on his return. So we (our tax guy, that is) filed for an extension, and we have to re-file after our son's 1040X is processed.

Posted by: Average Guy at April 18, 2019 11:46 PM (LMcFk)

458 Earth tones were big in the 90s.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Earth shoes were big in the 70s.
Posted by: Miklos
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"Use plastic, not paper. Save a tree."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2019 11:46 PM (xSo9G)

459
According to her husband, if pine oil or vinegar wouldn't cure it, nothing would a old neighbor lady held.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 18, 2019 11:47 PM (f1Vqw)

460 446 What a day.
I cant wait to see what the next month brings.
Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 11:41 PM (XROPS)
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A good day indeed. Now, I want to see some high profile names in prison.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 18, 2019 11:48 PM (IDhUW)

461 Back in (good god) 1999, I claimed my son as a deduction (he didn't join the Navy until August) and he claimed himself. I got a letter from the IRS that basically said "We're gonna let it slide, but don't let it happen again."

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 11:48 PM (KOCKb)

462 That Kate Smith thing is a joke right? Can't stand the Yankees but that's ridiculous.
Posted by: jhawk90
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These people are serious about destroying American culture. And they don't sleep.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2019 11:48 PM (xSo9G)

463 John Bolton says "The Walls are closing in"

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2gwvs9r


The United States on Wednesday imposed new sanctions on Cuba including limitations on travel to the Latin American nation. [. . .]
In addition, the United States also announced new limits on the amount of money Cuban Americans can send to relatives on the island at USD 1,000 per person.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 18, 2019 11:49 PM (TN7xY)

464 Well, I did some more digging on my septic tank today. Lovely day to be in a hole in the ground, with the Sun shining down bright. I uncovered the inlet to the tank. The end of the tank, at its top, cones down into a six-inch nipple, and the 4-inch sewer line is coupled to that via a rubber 6" to 4" reducer and two hose clamps. Nary a sign of a leak there. The earth, although slightly damp, smells like damp earth, not sewage.

I think I will transfer digging activity to the house end of the line, about nine feet west of my current pit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2019 11:49 PM (TfwlC)

465
Once again, it's going to be cold this Easter. It seems around here that there's always a cold snap on Easter, usually the last one of the year. And lo and behold, it's going to get down in the '40s, even though it's a late Easter.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 18, 2019 11:50 PM (f1Vqw)

466 How did it go with BankAmerica?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 11:50 PM (tyEy7)

467 MauLer rips Captain Marvel a new one. Set aside about 2 hours for it though.

https://tinyurl.com/y6pyv3js

Posted by: Thrawn at April 18, 2019 11:50 PM (Ta69/)

468 C'mon. Easter this year is about as late as it can be. I noticed a Full Moon tonight. You just live is a cold climate.

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 11:51 PM (KOCKb)

469 All right. Good night all. This time I mean it.

Endeavor to persevere. etc.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 18, 2019 11:51 PM (m45I2)

470 454 This thing of small families is an affliction. Some boy was messing with my brother and his two older brothers made sure that never happened again.

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 11:44 PM (KOCKb)
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Truth. Also, it is difficult in the public school setting to say, "some people have it coming, and if you going to do it, do it well because you're going to get in trouble for it either way."

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 18, 2019 11:52 PM (IDhUW)

471 Something about expatriated companies being able to sue for their property, I think.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 11:52 PM (tyEy7)

472 >> You just live is a cold climate.

Greenville, SC.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 18, 2019 11:52 PM (f1Vqw)

473 MauLer rips Captain Marvel a new one. Set aside about 2 hours for it though.

https://tinyurl.com/y6pyv3js
Posted by: Thrawn at April 18, 2019 11:50 PM (Ta69/)

It takes 2 hours to deconstruct a 2 hour movie? Guy needs to get a life.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2019 11:53 PM (TfwlC)

474 We're expecting flooding for Easter weekend in my AO...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 18, 2019 11:53 PM (CLcKT)

475 One of these days, the USPS will have to charge Amazon the true cost of delivery.

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 10:22 PM (KOCKb)


A Planned Parenthood delivery? Man, that'll cost 'em an arm and a leg.

Posted by: RickZ at April 18, 2019 11:53 PM (Y8PSl)

476 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2019 11:49 PM (TfwlC)

Don't envy you. The septic tank at our cabin needs to be rebuilt. Ain't doin' it myself. Gonna have to fork out ~$6k for someone else to do it sometime this year. Been putting it off too long.

Posted by: Average Guy at April 18, 2019 11:53 PM (LMcFk)

477 thank you for the well wishes! i'm excited.

the owner is a farmer with her husband. she's something of a mentor to me, although we're near the same age. I'm very very lucky

Posted by: booknlass at April 18, 2019 11:54 PM (xIKXj)

478 Sorry your digging didn't result in a solution, but one problem ruled out, AOP.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 18, 2019 11:55 PM (IDhUW)

479 the owner is a farmer with her husband. she's something of a mentor to me, although we're near the same age. I'm very very lucky
Posted by: booknlass at A



shouldn't that be the owner's husband is a farmer?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2019 11:55 PM (MTjB1)

480 G'Night, Muldoon.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 18, 2019 11:56 PM (Ckg4U)

481

Parents are being warned of the latest dangerous challenge that's going around on social media.

Teens are daring each other to eat things like plastic packaging, cardboard boxes and fruit peels in what's being called the "shell on" challenge.

A recent video posted on Snapchat showed a teen from Arizona biting into a plastic bag that was filled with carrots.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2019 11:56 PM (aKsyK)

482 Sorry if I missed it up thread, what will you be doing at the quilter's shop, booknlass?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 18, 2019 11:57 PM (IDhUW)

483 that's going around on social media.

Teens are daring each other to eat things like plastic packaging, cardboard boxes and fruit peels in what's being called the "shell on" challenge.

A recent video posted on Snapchat showed a teen from Arizona biting into a plastic bag that was filled with carrots.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at A




good. we will have vid evidence of shitty parents and stupid kids.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2019 11:57 PM (MTjB1)

484 He was prolly gonna make chilli.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 11:58 PM (tyEy7)

485 Sorry if I missed it up thread, what will you be doing at the quilter's shop, booknlass?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at A



you know, kind of went through it quickly but think she said threesome.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2019 11:58 PM (MTjB1)

486 Damned kids these days... When I was a teen all we had to do was smoke drugs and fornicate! And we were grateful!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 18, 2019 11:59 PM (CLcKT)

487 475 One of these days, the USPS will have to charge Amazon the true cost of delivery.

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 10:22 PM (KOCKb)

A Planned Parenthood delivery? Man, that'll cost 'em an arm and a leg.
Posted by: RickZ at April 18, 2019 11:53 PM (Y8PSl)
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The sick f*cks will just charge for body parts. They are evil.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 18, 2019 11:59 PM (IDhUW)

488 I think I will transfer digging activity to the house end of the line, about nine feet west of my current pit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2019 11:49 PM (TfwlC)

Sounds fun, hopefully you'll find the problem soon.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 19, 2019 12:01 AM (Rz2Nc)

489 you know, kind of went through it quickly but think she said threesome.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2019 11:58 PM (MTjB1)
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Oh Y5, *shaking head, smiling*

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 12:02 AM (IDhUW)

490 Damned kids these days... When I was a teen all we had to do was smoke drugs and fornicate! And we were grateful!


Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 18, 2019 11:59 PM (CLcKT)

Great, wasn't it?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 19, 2019 12:02 AM (9Om/r)

491 Don't envy you. The septic tank at our cabin needs to be rebuilt. Ain't doin' it myself. Gonna have to fork out ~$6k for someone else to do it sometime this year. Been putting it off too long.
Posted by: Average Guy at April 18, 2019 11:53 PM (LMcFk)

I am just trying to locate a leak. If the inlet side of the 2-compartment tank gets too full, it leaks out somewhere, and the leagake water winds up in the gravel under my basement, and the sump pump kicks in and pumps it back into the septic tank. My initial assumption was that it was the tank itself leaking, and the leakage water was percolating back to the house through the gravel bed of the trench holding the drain pipe. Best guess now is that this is not the case. Guess #2 is that the sewer line is leaking at a coupling where it exits the foundation, and when the inlet side of the tank is full, it keeps standing water in the sewer line, causing it to leak.

Any luck, a 2X2X2 foot hole should expose that end of the line.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2019 12:02 AM (TfwlC)

492 What's this about Kate Smith? Let me guess. Her version of God Bless America being played at Yankee Stadium has triggered the Grievance Cult? Just a guess.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 19, 2019 12:02 AM (siYMV)

493 Weirdest thing ever happened to me with amazon prime is that they delivered my order, sent me a photograph to prove that they delivered it, only problem was that they delivered it to someone else's house, which was apparent in the photograph that they had sent me.
I imagine somebody got a** chewed over that one...

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 19, 2019 12:03 AM (w7KSn)

494 Posted by: Average Guy at April 18, 2019 11:46 PM (LMcFk)

Kids!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 19, 2019 12:03 AM (aA3+G)

495 you know, have you read Jules Verne's The Mysterious Island? were the times not wrong I would think it was based upon Alberta Oil Peon at April

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2019 12:04 AM (MTjB1)

496 486 Damned kids these days... When I was a teen all we had to do was smoke drugs and fornicate! And we were grateful!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 18, 2019 11:59 PM (CLcKT)
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Well, these poor kids have to save the planet, eat tofu, and can't leave the house without a guardian.....no wonder they are a little strange.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 12:04 AM (IDhUW)

497 A recent video posted on Snapchat showed a teen from Arizona biting into a plastic bag that was filled with carrots.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2019 11:56 PM (aKsyK)

Meh, a bite-sized piece of plastic film will go through his gut like shit through a goose.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2019 12:04 AM (TfwlC)

498 Oh Y5, *shaking head, smiling*
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at A


so she was not doing a threesome?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2019 12:05 AM (MTjB1)

499 you know, kind of went through it quickly but think she said threesome.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2019 11:58 PM (MTjB1)

Lmao

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 19, 2019 12:06 AM (Rz2Nc)

500 Parents are being warned of the latest dangerous challenge that's going around on social media.

Teens are daring each other to eat things like plastic packaging, cardboard boxes and fruit peels in what's being called the "shell on" challenge.

A recent video posted on Snapchat showed a teen from Arizona biting into a plastic bag that was filled with carrots.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2019 11:56 PM (aKsyK)


Did they run out of paint chips?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2019 12:06 AM (mTGg+)

501 Y5, she's actually the farmer now. her husband's the elder of the two, and he's retired. she is the boss of the operation now.

Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2019 12:06 AM (xIKXj)

502 you know, kind of went through it quickly but think she said threesome.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2019 11:58 PM (MTjB1)

A threesome? Like ilhan omar having sex with her husband and brother?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2019 12:06 AM (TfwlC)

503 Joe Biden is having too much influence on the yutes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2019 12:06 AM (hv/hU)

504 Did they run out of paint chips?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at A




ever since they were forced to quit selling bags of broken glass things have been going to hell.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2019 12:06 AM (MTjB1)

505 you know, have you read Jules Verne's The Mysterious Island? were the times not wrong I would think it was based upon Alberta Oil Peon at April
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2019 12:04 AM (MTjB1)

Meno Nemo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2019 12:07 AM (TfwlC)

506 *Orlando house update*

Twenty yard dumpster out in the driveway is now 1/3 full.

The house is now ready for the Estate Sale mavens, who will in due course, generate enough additional refuse to bring said container up to at least the 2/3 full level.

In short, my initial plan to contract for a 10 yard dumpster would have proven to been, ... insufficient.

The huge point being though, that every scrap of paper in the house has been reviewed, most of it fed through a high-capacity shredder, the important documents saved and all of the other scraps and detritus of a pair of long and well lived lives, have been processed and dealt with as per their value in this present world.

The house remains stuffed with furnishings, dťcor, tools (I have duplicates, or better), obsolete electronics, and many other items of significant value.

The Estate Sale mavens are going to encounter one of their most profitable sales, ever. I know of whence I speak, here.

There is far more meat remaining on the bones, then there are mere bones, and that's saying something.

And after?

Sale of the house.

Any Florida Horde will really want in on this one, and ought contact me through the addy in my nic.

We're talking "above prime" in every description of location, and I'm understating that in every deliberate way.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 19, 2019 12:07 AM (0Kh3z)

507 American kestrel, at the shop I cut and sell fabric to customers, pack and ship orders all over, describe fabric, sew, social media, email and website work.

Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2019 12:08 AM (xIKXj)

508
Did they run out of paint chips?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
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Tide pods.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2019 12:08 AM (CDGwz)

509 Great, wasn't it?


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 19, 2019 12:02 AM


Yes, yes it was!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 19, 2019 12:08 AM (CLcKT)

510 Why don't these dipshits start munching on rattlesnakes and pythons? Do something constructive.Fuckin pussies. If you're not going all in, stay the fuck home. Assholes.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2019 12:08 AM (KP5rU)

511 Y5, she's actually the farmer now. her husband's the elder of the two, and he's retired. she is the boss of the operation now.
Posted by: booknlass at A


that is very unusual. know lots of farmers that are married. we have never known the wife to refer to self by the word farmer. have heard wives say "we're farmers" or "we live on the farm."

very interesting.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2019 12:09 AM (MTjB1)

512 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2019 12:08 AM (CDGwz)

Lead for the win

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 19, 2019 12:09 AM (aA3+G)

513 American kestrel, at the shop I cut and sell fabric to customers, pack and ship orders all over, describe fabric, sew, social media, email and website work.
Posted by: booknlass
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*glances at sofa cushion ripped by cute little dog*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2019 12:09 AM (CDGwz)

514 422

NEW YORK (AP) - The Yankees have suspended the use of Kate Smith's recording of "God Bless America" during the seventh-inning stretch while they investigate an allegation of racism against the singer.

The New York Daily News reported Thursday there are conflicting claims about Smith's 1939 song "That's Why Darkies Were Born." The song originated in the 1931 Broadway revue "George White's Scandals," and was considered satire. It was recorded by Smith and also by Paul Robeson, who was black.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.



Found the Kate Smith post. Not quite my guess but every bit as retarded. The Cultural Revolution will devour all.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 19, 2019 12:09 AM (siYMV)

515 Why don't these dipshits start munching on rattlesnakes and pythons? Do something constructive.Fuckin pussies. If you're not going all in, stay the fuck home. Assholes.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2019 12:08 AM (KP5rU)

Lick me! Lick me!

Posted by: The Cane Toad at April 19, 2019 12:09 AM (TfwlC)

516 Meno Nemo.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at A



lol. have you read the book?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2019 12:10 AM (MTjB1)

517 507 American kestrel, at the shop I cut and sell fabric to customers, pack and ship orders all over, describe fabric, sew, social media, email and website work.
Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2019 12:08 AM (xIKXj)
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Are you a quilter/sewer yourself?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 12:11 AM (IDhUW)

518 lol. have you read the book?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2019 12:10 AM (MTjB1)

Yes. Which is why I knew that Captain Nemo showed up as the proprietor of the island.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2019 12:12 AM (TfwlC)

519 Wasn't Paul Robeson a communist?

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 19, 2019 12:12 AM (siYMV)

520 Posted by: Puddleglum at April 19, 2019 12:09 AM (siYMV)

Wow.

Just when you think they can't get any dumber ...

I can't believe that the Yankees organization is on board with this shit. I mean, this is really well into whacko territory.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2019 12:12 AM (mTGg+)

521 Yes. Which is why I knew that Captain Nemo showed up as the proprietor of the island.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at A




got it. were you the guy that landed there you would be smelting, mining, manufacturing just like they were.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2019 12:13 AM (MTjB1)

522 512 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2019 12:08 AM (CDGwz)

Lead for the win
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 19, 2019 12:09 AM (aA3+G)
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Mercury?


Wait for it.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 12:13 AM (IDhUW)

523 Like ilhan omar having sex with her husband and brother?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2019 12:06 AM (TfwlC)

I think that's still a two-some.

Posted by: Average Guy at April 19, 2019 12:13 AM (LMcFk)

524 My odyssey is more "Journey To The Center Of The Earth" anyway.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2019 12:13 AM (TfwlC)

525 Like ilhan omar having sex with her husband and brother?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2019 12:06 AM (TfwlC)

I think that's still a two-some.
Posted by: Average Guy at A



and gruesome

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2019 12:14 AM (MTjB1)

526 Found the Kate Smith post. Not quite my guess but every bit as retarded. The Cultural Revolution will devour all
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There are some young ones fighting for freedom of speech, if they can make it past the public educators.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 12:15 AM (IDhUW)

527 Robeson was communist, but what you have to remember is that, during the depression, many were communists, and if you weren't, you were a rat fink.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 19, 2019 12:16 AM (w7KSn)

528 Why don't these dipshits start munching on rattlesnakes and pythons? Do something constructive.Fuckin pussies. If you're not going all in, stay the fuck home. Assholes.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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During the roaring twenties, swallowing goldfish. I never figured that out. Compared to swallowing plastic packaging, it seems rational.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2019 12:16 AM (CDGwz)

529 Kids!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 19, 2019 12:03 AM (aA3+G)

Were that the worst of the issues with Average Son. But won't get into that right now.

Posted by: Average Guy at April 19, 2019 12:16 AM (LMcFk)

530 American, yep. how about you? Do you quilt?

Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2019 12:16 AM (xIKXj)

531 G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 19, 2019 12:17 AM (Ckg4U)

532 506 *Orlando house update*
_____
Sounds like a lot of work, but I'm sure it is interesting as well.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 12:17 AM (IDhUW)

533 >> Wasn't Paul Robeson a communist?
Posted by: Puddleglum

No more than my Daddy.

Posted by: Peter Buttplug at April 19, 2019 12:17 AM (2nVc4)

534 During the roaring twenties, swallowing goldfish. I never figured that out. Compared to swallowing plastic packaging, it seems rational.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2019 12:16 AM (CDGwz)

They, at least, would scarf up any mosquito larvae that might have taken up residence in your gut.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2019 12:18 AM (TfwlC)

535 They, at least, would scarf up any mosquito larvae that might have taken up residence in your gut.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Can we monetize this? Is there an obscure variety of Albertian minnow that might be used to corner the market?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2019 12:21 AM (xSo9G)

536 Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 12:13 AM (IDhUW)

Nicely played

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 19, 2019 12:22 AM (aA3+G)

537 that is very unusual. know lots of farmers that are married. we have never known the wife to refer to self by the word farmer. have heard wives say "we're farmers" or "we live on the farm."

very interesting.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2019 12:09 AM (MTjB1)

True, the farmer wives I know, realize how many millions of dollars the land is worth if they would sell. Never have to work again. The husbands just want to farm.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 19, 2019 12:22 AM (Rz2Nc)

538 Wasn't Paul Robeson a communist?
Posted by: Puddleglum

No more than my Daddy.
Posted by: Peter Buttplug

Or mine.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 19, 2019 12:22 AM (xSo9G)

539 obscure variety of Albertian minnow that might be used to corner the market?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at A



musk is working this out right now, they are reusable

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2019 12:22 AM (MTjB1)

540 530 American, yep. how about you? Do you quilt?
Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2019 12:16 AM (xIKXj)
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I've made a couple, a crazy quilt which was fun , and a star quilt which was rewarding, but I don't consider myself a quilter.

I admire seamstresses tho! That's a talent I don't have the patience for.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 12:24 AM (IDhUW)

541 Can we monetize this? Is there an obscure variety of Albertian minnow that might be used to corner the market?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2019 12:21 AM (xSo9G)

Naw, we just use goldfish, but market them as "bonsai koi", a rare dwarf variety.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2019 12:26 AM (TfwlC)

542 Naw, we just use goldfish, but market them as "bonsai koi", a rare dwarf variety.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at A



even better bukkake koi or gokkun.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2019 12:27 AM (MTjB1)

543 Good night Slap!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 12:27 AM (IDhUW)

544 Night Slap.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2019 12:28 AM (hv/hU)

545 ...
Naw, we just use goldfish, but market them as "bonsai koi", a rare dwarf variety.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2019 12:26 AM (TfwlC)



Well, they're better on many soups than mere croutons, too.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 19, 2019 12:29 AM (0Kh3z)

546 Well, I am getting real sleepy. Time to haul myself to bed. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2019 12:30 AM (TfwlC)

547 Goodnight Slap,
Goodnight AOP.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 19, 2019 12:31 AM (Rz2Nc)

548 Night AOP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2019 12:31 AM (hv/hU)

549 Jim, that was my main occupation when my SIL and I cleaned my late mom's apartment: shredding shredding shredding

i'd have to shut it down every 2 or 3 fills, to let the motor cool down.

Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2019 12:31 AM (xIKXj)

550 AOP and Mike, your thought processes are amusing.

Maybe the Tide Pod kids are just trying an "intestinal cleanse"

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 12:31 AM (IDhUW)

551 I have not checked to see if my taxes were accepted after e-filing on Sunday night. Should do that. The work week goes by in a warp-like state.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2019 12:32 AM (hv/hU)

552 goodnight AOP!

American Kestrel, thank you for your kind words. I've been sewing since I was a child. it's just part of me now.

Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2019 12:32 AM (xIKXj)

553 and Kestrel, if you've made a couple of quilts, I'd say you're a quilter!

see you tomorrow. I've stayed up too late again.

Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2019 12:33 AM (xIKXj)

554 Jim, cool boat on craigslist in LA.....83 foot staysail schooner world cruising sailboat.

Posted by: choogle at April 19, 2019 12:34 AM (5MTLJ)

555 As it is Maundy Thursday, I highly recommend listening to Dr. Scott Hahn's video called "The Fourth Cup".

Wherein he explains how the traditional Passover supper worked, and how the supper Jesus presided over with the Apostles did not conclude until He drank the bitter wine just before expiring on the Cross on Good Friday.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 19, 2019 12:35 AM (smc0A)

556 I took tomorrow off for Good Friday. The church will be open for the Stations of the Cross from 6am to 6pm for self guided prayers.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 12:35 AM (IDhUW)

557 Jim, cool boat on craigslist in LA.....83 foot staysail schooner world cruising sailboat.

Posted by: choogle at April 19, 2019 12:34 AM (5MTLJ)



Too small to make a good pirate ship. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 19, 2019 12:36 AM (9Om/r)

558 Mike Hammer, I wish I could repair your cushion, but I think we're too far apart.

unless you mailed it to me....

Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2019 12:36 AM (xIKXj)

559 Said the doctor to college kid John,

"The goldfish you swallowed's not gone.

We'll have to get rollin'

With intubing your colon,

Because fish all swim upstream to spawn."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2019 12:36 AM (TfwlC)

560 Naw, we just use goldfish, but market them as "bonsai koi", a rare dwarf variety.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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"Clinical studies have shown that users of our goldfish show a complete absence of deadly mosquito larvae."

I'll bet Muldoon still has lab coats, could do the late-night TV ads.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2019 12:36 AM (CDGwz)

561 Good night booknlass

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 12:37 AM (IDhUW)

562 Was reading the stories about issues with the new Samsung 'foldable' phones (big surprise.) Then I saw the price.

$1980 for a phone.

Really?

You can get a decent gaming desktop for that. More than decent.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2019 12:37 AM (hv/hU)

563 Mike Hammer, I wish I could repair your cushion, but I think we're too far apart.

unless you mailed it to me....
Posted by: booknlass
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It's been rotated, and the sofa now has an ill-fitting slipcover. Out of sight, out of mind. That's a rule around here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2019 12:38 AM (CDGwz)

564 555 As it is Maundy Thursday, I highly recommend listening to Dr. Scott Hahn's video called "The Fourth Cup".
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Is this in YouTube? I cant look it up here, but can try on a diffent device tomorrow.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 12:38 AM (IDhUW)

565 "Clinical studies have shown that users of our goldfish show a complete absence of deadly mosquito larvae."

I'll bet Muldoon still has lab coats, could do the late-night TV ads.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2019 12:36 AM (CDGwz)

Also effective against the spon plague.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2019 12:40 AM (TfwlC)

566 I have not checked to see if my taxes were accepted after e-filing on Sunday night. Should do that. The work week goes by in a warp-like state.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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I was very pleased with myself for filing on schedule, for a change...then I opened my email on Tuesday morning.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2019 12:41 AM (CDGwz)

567 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2019 12:38 AM (CDGwz)

Perfect piece of furniture for a new puppy or kitty

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 19, 2019 12:41 AM (aA3+G)

568 have a meaningful Good Friday, dear Kestrel.

Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2019 12:41 AM (xIKXj)

569 560 Naw, we just use goldfish, but market them as "bonsai koi", a rare dwarf variety.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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"Clinical studies have shown that users of our goldfish show a complete absence of deadly mosquito larvae."

I'll bet Muldoon still has lab coats, could do the late-night TV ads.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2019 12:36 AM (CDGwz)
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I think you guys are going about this backwards. You already have the results. You are going to need to pretend you dont know what is going to happen in order to get that sweet government grant money.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 12:41 AM (IDhUW)

570
"Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under."

Such bullshit, HL.

Were you ashamed of THIS government you lived under?

The most unique political system ever devised? The one that allowed it's country to flourish and become the most exceptional on the planet?

Or should you be ashamed of the base men who have traduced that government by their shameful machinations?

Posted by: irongrampa at April 19, 2019 12:42 AM (KATBx)

571 good night! sweet dreams all

Posted by: booknlass at April 19, 2019 12:43 AM (xIKXj)

572 Goodnight good people.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 19, 2019 12:43 AM (Rz2Nc)

573 Perfect piece of furniture for a new puppy or kitty
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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This little dog has never so much as turned a clod of dirt outside, but, fabric covered foam rubber elicits a need to seek a new route to China, apparently.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2019 12:44 AM (xSo9G)

574 Or should you be ashamed of the base men who have traduced that government by their shameful machinations?
Posted by: irongrampa at April 19, 2019 12:42 AM (KATBx)

I think that's what he was driving at, IG.

Anyhow, I must get to bed. Night, all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2019 12:45 AM (TfwlC)

575
"Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under."
Such bullshit, HL.
Posted by: irongrampa


Mencken was a coastal elitist who hated the average flyover Joe.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2019 12:45 AM (aKsyK)

576 Berzerker, check out the photos and just imagine the cost of upkeep! it comes with two bisexual metal chicks who havent aged a day, though.

Posted by: choogle at April 19, 2019 12:46 AM (5MTLJ)

577 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2019 12:44 AM (xSo9G)

That made me giggle.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 19, 2019 12:46 AM (aA3+G)

578 I think you guys are going about this backwards. You already have the results. You are going to need to pretend you dont know what is going to happen in order to get that sweet government grant money.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
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Clever fellow. Ever since the 'Why are lesbians fat' study grant, the possibilities are only limited by imagination.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2019 12:47 AM (xSo9G)

579 I am not saying you are wrong, IGP, but the thing is that while a system may be very good, the individuals inhabiting it (aside from GW) may not be. Even during Menken's time there were crooks, liars and knaves that could make one ashamed of his leadership. The best systems minimize their impact rather than trying to eliminate them (although it would be nice if we could actually imprison the out and out crooks.)

But, by comparison's sake, Menken did not have a lot to stand on. For that matter, neither do we. What government in the world is less dysfunctional or free than ours is, tarnished and hedged though those freedoms may be?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2019 12:47 AM (hv/hU)

580 Good night again booknlass, a couple nights ago I dreamt I was laughing with my daughter. Hated waking up from that dream.

Good night evadive

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 12:47 AM (IDhUW)

581 Evasive!!!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 12:48 AM (IDhUW)

582 I find surprise at the degradation of *any* American institution, public or private, very surprising.


When the Marine commandant's office whines about the impact of trivial border-related milcon activities because of their effect on readiness, it's no surprise, from Citibank blackballing gun businesses to the NY Yankees pulling this idiocy with Kate Smith's famous singing, when a new low is reached.


The reasonable presumption now, until disproven, is that major institutions will engage in idiotic, racist, illiterate, bigoted, ignorant, wildly un-American behavior - as though their CEOs/directors and senior management were 25-yr old airheads.


I mean really. We're at least a decade into this, if not more.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2019 12:48 AM (QDnY+)

583 Did you go straight to IRS.gov or did you click something in the email? The IRS generally sends snail mail. This could be a phishing scam.

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Oh, dude straight to the IRS. This legitimately weird.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2019 12:49 AM (5aX2M)

584 Berzerker, check out the photos and just imagine the
cost of upkeep! it comes with two bisexual metal chicks who havent aged
a day, though.

Posted by: choogle at April 19, 2019 12:46 AM (5MTLJ)



Um yeah, thats a lot better than a pirate ship.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 19, 2019 12:49 AM (9Om/r)

585 Is this in YouTube? I cant look it up here, but can try on a diffent device tomorrow.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel


Yep:

https://youtu.be/v1yAvrVoYzo

Posted by: Sharkman at April 19, 2019 12:50 AM (smc0A)

586 I mean really. We're at least a decade into this, if not more.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2019 12:48 AM (QDnY+)

I cannot remember who the quote is from but 'Any organization which is not implicitly conservative, will become liberal over time.' I am not even sure that qualifier holds any more- look at the Boy Scouts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2019 12:51 AM (hv/hU)

587 Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2019 12:48 AM (QDnY+)


And sadly it's not improving with the freak shows known as campuses of higher education

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 19, 2019 12:51 AM (aA3+G)

588
That made me giggle.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Your giggle, my sofa. I probably have linked to this before. Ironically, our dog is named Sophie, so all of this guy's cartoons apply.
http://tinyurl.com/y33u932v

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2019 12:52 AM (xSo9G)

589 Thank you Sharkman, I will check it out.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 12:52 AM (IDhUW)

590 YD, was it you that lost his wallet?

Posted by: choogle at April 19, 2019 12:53 AM (5MTLJ)

591

Tis time. Yard work beckons and there is no justifiable excuse to ignore it.


Goodnite, good people. Be safe, stay warm and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 19, 2019 12:53 AM (KATBx)

592 ...Jim, cool boat on craigslist in LA.....83 foot staysail schooner world cruising sailboat.

Posted by: choogle at April 19, 2019 12:34 AM (5MTLJ)



Pass. Requires crew.


Miami CL, if it's still there.

52 ft. Irwin Ketch.

With the running rigging set through the correct blocks, pulleys and winches, I can run that one, solo.

And it's not the size of the boat in the fight.

It's the fight of the fighter in the boat.

Every American Yachtsman ought to sail under full armaments, and it pains my heart to read of those captured by pirates, while offering up no armed resistance.

This includes, the Sabre and Cutlass, lest you wonder.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 19, 2019 12:54 AM (0Kh3z)

593 Night IGP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2019 12:54 AM (hv/hU)

594 I am not even sure that qualifier holds any more- look at the Boy Scouts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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O'Sullivan's Law.

Frequently quoted by Wm. F. Buckley. The great tragedy is that National Review has become one of the poster children.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2019 12:55 AM (xSo9G)

595 Frequently quoted by Wm. F. Buckley. The great tragedy is that National Review has become one of the poster children.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2019 12:55 AM (xSo9G)

Yeah. Any organization is made up of people and if the wrong people get in, any organization may fall.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2019 12:58 AM (hv/hU)

596 The reasonable presumption now, until disproven, is that major institutions will engage in idiotic, racist, illiterate, bigoted, ignorant, wildly un-American behavior - as though their CEOs/directors and senior management were 25-yr old airheads.
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It certainly appears that way now, but we don't know what events are coming. It does seem that leadership in many areas is incredibly ignorant and self righteous. However there does seem to be a small strong contingent of good thinkers who are watching things play out and will be willing to act when appropriate.

Or I may be overly optimistic.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 12:58 AM (IDhUW)

597 Aetius, good (sad) point. My swipe at the USMC illustrates your point - although it's not that the Corps has degraded like so many other institutions, but that it's so lost its perspective that minor contributions to actually urgent and concrete national security efforts, like border physical security, are even viewed in the light of "readiness". "Readiness" for what, exactly? Commandant hasn't been reading his regular intel updates. Regardless - the idea that the trivial border effort would affect readiness is idiotic, and even more important reveals a mindset detached from any common sense understanding of national security.


MisHum, that's the big question, I guess. There's reason to think the generational dumbing down and warping of young minds hasn't paid off exactly as hoped for the enemy, but the damage has been serious.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2019 01:00 AM (QDnY+)

598 Night IG

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 01:00 AM (IDhUW)

599 Jim, the irwin is still there, waiting for you. beautiful!....you get alot for your money, but then you have upkeep.

Posted by: choogle at April 19, 2019 01:03 AM (5MTLJ)

600 Oh, look, one of the Dem presidential candidates has brought up VAT again. Awesome.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2019 01:04 AM (hv/hU)

601 Wasn't Paul Robeson a communist?

If you want real embarrassment, read Robeson's eulogy to Stalin after Stalin died. Or WEB DuBois' Stalinist eulogy.

Posted by: The ARC of History at April 19, 2019 01:04 AM (I2/tG)

602 YD, was it you that lost his wallet?
Posted by: choogle at April 19, 2019 12:53 AM (5MTLJ)

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Indeed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2019 01:05 AM (5aX2M)

603 yd, how much useful info did you give when dealing with the irs thing?


much beyond ssn?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2019 01:07 AM (MTjB1)

604 AKestrel, don't know if you're optimistic, but not sure who you're talking about ("small strong contingent of good thinkers").


And I'd say cowardice and irresponsibility are more of an issue than ignorance. For example I don't think any senior management of any real energy company has the slightest doubt that all AGW and most other "environmental" crap is just that - but instead of saying so they waste shareholder $ on idiotic Potemkin "green" nonsense (and put the idiocy in their ads, to appeal to a presumably dumbed-down public). And attempt to get in on the stupid rent-seeking $ to invent anti-gravity machines. No integrity. At all.


As 95% of the planet can illustrate, integrity is probably the rarest human achievement of all. Few nations have achieved it, nobody knows the recipe exactly, and not aware of any examples of regaining it once squandered.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2019 01:07 AM (QDnY+)

605
Yeah. Any organization is made up of people and if the wrong people get in, any organization may fall.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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The Left are like leeches, they attach themselves to an attractive host, and kill it. It's happening in the churches now.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2019 01:08 AM (CDGwz)

606 YD, what do you think, could that seemingly good dude do this? was there enough info in the wallet to do this?

Posted by: choogle at April 19, 2019 01:08 AM (5MTLJ)

607 hasta la nite nite, horde.

zzzzzz



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 19, 2019 01:10 AM (0Kh3z)

608 Night Jim.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2019 01:10 AM (hv/hU)

609 why return the wallet then screw with him? he would keep the wallet then screw with him.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2019 01:12 AM (MTjB1)

610 Oh, look, one of the Dem presidential candidates has brought up VAT again. Awesome.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2019 01:04 AM (hv/hU)

Coming soon: The Conservative Case for a Value-Added Tax

Posted by: National Review at April 19, 2019 01:16 AM (tVQUs)

611 Goodnight Jim.

Posted by: Surfperch at April 19, 2019 01:17 AM (tVQUs)

612 Coming soon: The Conservative Case for a Value-Added Tax
Posted by: National Review
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Revoke the 16th, and I could live with it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2019 01:18 AM (CDGwz)

613 so, would someone here ever carry a walther ppk as their main or backup weapon?


nearly too cool not to.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2019 01:19 AM (MTjB1)

614 I hope that it's a failure of IRS database technology.

I'm preparing for the possibility that some Salvadoran just bought an F-250 and an assortment of tools under my SSN.

We'll see in the next 48 hours, I suppose.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2019 01:22 AM (5aX2M)

615 Never held/shot a PPK, but a guy at the range today said it was awful to shoot. Bad ergonomics, trigger pull, etc. (could just be his taste/quirks, dunno). I let him empty a mag of my CZ-83 (also .380). Like me, he thought it was the best, most natural fit of any handgun he'd ever held.


Shot a Mosin in an Archangel stock for the first time. Nice. But apart from the external 10-round magazine-fed thing (instead of internal 5-round mag), not any great advantage over the original Arctic birch stock, to me. But I'm a very low-end historical sort, only interested in loading fast with stripper clips and achieving minute-of-human-torso @ 150 yds from realistic shooting positions (all for kicks, zero chance of the actual situation ever happening).

Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2019 01:26 AM (QDnY+)

616 Salvadoran just bought an F-250 and an assortment of tools under my SSN.

We'll see in the next 48 hours, I suppose.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at A




sol long as the fucker does not steal your hq name.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2019 01:28 AM (MTjB1)

617 Never held/shot a PPK, but a guy at the range today said it was awful to shoot. Bad ergonomics, trigger pull, etc. (could just be his taste/quirks, dunno). I let him empty a mag of my CZ-83 (also .380). Like me, he thought it was the best, most natural fit of any handgun he'd ever held.


Shot a Mosin in an Archangel stock for the first time. Nice. But apart from the external 10-round magazine-fed thing (instead of internal 5-round mag), not any great advantage over the original Arctic birch stock, to me. But I'm a very low-end historical sort, only interested in loading fast with stripper clips and achieving minute-of-human-torso @ 150 yds from realistic shooting positions (all for kicks, zero chance of the actual situation ever happening).

Posted by: rhomboid at A



guess we will have to look at the cz 83

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 19, 2019 01:29 AM (MTjB1)

618 Why won't the IRS toughen up penalties for identity theft, here's a crazy idea, maybe congress could pause the investigating and pass some tough laws concerning the misappropriation of one's identity, maybe they could help the American people for once.
Nah, that's not who we are anymore.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 19, 2019 01:31 AM (f8dwL)

619 I bought my dad a Mosin/Nagant when I was a young guy for a present, because it was cheap and I was broke.

I was always jealous of it because it was so fun and easy to shoot. And powerful.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2019 01:37 AM (5aX2M)

620 Maybe an even more burning question is why this administration didn't move on January 21, 2017 to pursue/punish/end ID fraud in the form of SSNs, and illegals getting the EITC, via administrative action. And if they lacked that power under the law, why it didn't immediately demand legislation from (the then-"GOP-controlled") Congress allowing this (and if it didn't get such legislation, why it didn't engage in the lost and mysterious art of "politics" and put pressure on Congress to act, including esp. GOP members).


Oh well.


Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2019 01:40 AM (QDnY+)

621 Y5 if you're serious about the CZ-83, AIM Surplus has them right now for $320 (used, usually in good shape, functionally fine). Mags are a bit pricey (high $30s). But an excellent platform for that caliber. Tragically I have not handled or shot most .380s or any other caliber category for that matter, but as stated the -83 is the most naturally pointable easily aimed gun I've ever shot. Can shoot it unsupported (one-handed), especially after the initial double-action shot, easily.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2019 01:44 AM (QDnY+)

622 My impression is that most people think Kevin Williamson is the biggest azalea at National Review.

Not true. David French is.

Posted by: mnw at April 19, 2019 01:46 AM (Cssks)

623 And I'd say cowardice and irresponsibility are more of an issue than ignorance. For example I don't think any senior management of any real energy company has the slightest doubt that all AGW and most other "environmental" crap is just that - but instead of saying so they waste shareholder $ on idiotic Potemkin "green" nonsense (and put the idiocy in their ads, to appeal to a presumably dumbed-down public). And attempt to get in on the stupid rent-seeking $ to invent anti-gravity machines. No integrity. At all.
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I don't doubt this.

I see small pockets of 25-30 year olds who are not financially stable, who for the most part went thru the public education system and who are now realizing that they have been brainwashed/ manipulated and are slowly, quietly trying to figure out how to change mind sets. They know the "greenies" running the companies are idiots.

I also see rebellious teenagers who speak their minds logically, reasonably, who are being shut down by the education system and who resent it and I think will fight the irrationality when the are no longer legally controlled by the system.

They know "pepe" , pewdipie, and the right leaning memes and are being chastised for it. I don't think they will give into the SJW pressure and will only learn how to fight better.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 01:48 AM (IDhUW)

624 I bought a fancy new litter box for Noodle and Amazon sent me two of them. I figured they wouldn't want it back but I emailed them anyway and sure enough Ashram said please to be keeping high-side non-stick cat litter box you do not want with Amazon's compliments.

Then I felt bad because I was just being honest but maybe some guy in an Amazon fulfillment gulag is going to get in trouble.

Posted by: Gem at April 19, 2019 01:53 AM (XoAz8)

625 Executed serial killer Aileen 'Monster' Wuornos was a groupie for Foghat way back in the early seventies and claimed in correspondence with a childhood friend while on death row that singer Lonesome Dave Peverett had a teeny tiny dick.

Which was probably why he was lonesome. At least he might have given her a slow ride.

Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg. at April 19, 2019 01:54 AM (OFzX4)

626 Somebody sent me the key excerpt from Williamson's barf on the Mueller abomination. He seems somewhat stupid. If he really "thinks" what he writes. Some ignorant sophomoric crap about "smoke" and "fire", ignoring all relevant facts (all of which were known before and outside the SC activity).


Speaking of the day's big news, if Barr thinks he's going to restore some integrity to DOJ, the calamitous internal scandal - the appointment of an SC contrary to regs - needs to be confronted.


Was happily away from the web all day, amidst lots of wonderful gunfire (all directed at steel and paper), including by some Coast Guard guys who really had too much fun, so didn't see - did ANYONE even raise the topic that the SC appointment in itself is a scandal? The publicly known scope obviously fails to comply with relevant regs - Barr has to release the 2nd scope, or he really hasn't lifted the cloud over DOJ even a little bit.



Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2019 01:54 AM (QDnY+)

627 Kestrel, Public schools aren't teaching them any life skills anymore, just social justice. I agree with you that some kids are not listening to the shrieking, it has become tiresome.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 19, 2019 01:54 AM (f8dwL)

628 AKestrel, all true, and representative I think, not just your narrow data slice. Guess we'll see.


But I wouldn't call the corporate idiots SJWs. Outside tech and a few exceptional cases, where they are freakish bigots like AAPL's Cook, it's normal people who are irresponsibly playing along with fringe bigotry and the latest teen craze, or actively trying to game/rent-seek (real companies pursuing idiotic "green" make-believe technologies, Solyndra-type outright grand larceny operations, etc).

Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2019 01:59 AM (QDnY+)

629 Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 01:48 AM (IDhUW)

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I hope you're right. In a free and affluent society like ours, young kids are supposed to rebel and put forward ideas different from the oldsters like us. But it's not happening, so far.

Millennials lined up behind ideas my dad outgrew before I was born. What kind of young badass says "Man, I really want a defined-benefit health plan guaranteed by the government?"

Why in holy hell are young people listening to cable news? I wouldn't be caught dead doing it as a teenager.

At that age, you're supposed to be fucking around. Not caring at all about whatever dork is President at the time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2019 02:09 AM (5aX2M)

630 Why in holy hell are young people listening to cable news? I wouldn't be caught dead doing it as a teenager.

At that age, you're supposed to be fucking around. Not caring at all about whatever dork is President at the time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2019 02:09 AM (5aX2M)


This is what happens when everything is infused with politics, and I mean everything. From social jussie-tice wanker math problems to the hagiographic portrayal of Bathhouse Barry, including those sing-a-longs of praise like they do in North Korea. Honestly, kids today can't get away from politics, be it from woke teachers to woke preachers. I never bothered with politics until I was in high school, and barely at that. In college, I was taught the course matter, not have a prof go off on an anti-Trump tirade in chemistry class. That teachers take kids to lefty protests as part of class-time is pure propaganda.

I really feel bad for kids because they are being robbed of their childhood innocence with all the political crap they are force-fed. It takes a strong person to ignore lefty programming. I guess having it in their faces all the time is making some of them stronger and able to resist.

Another item of note is the length of presidential campaigns today. Before, people didn't start campaigning until election year. Even Trump started campaigning in June of 2015, a year-and-a-quarter before the election.

Running for president is now a full-time job (campaigns rev up the day after the election), while politicians ignore the full-time jobs they currently have. I'm all for a presidential campaign law that states if you currently have an elected job and are running for president, you must immediately resign from that office to do so. That might put a stop to the perpetual campaigns we are now seeing as well as thin the numbers some, and bring a touch of sanity back to all our lives. For the chirren.

Posted by: RickZ at April 19, 2019 02:42 AM (Y8PSl)

631 Was reading the stories about issues with the new Samsung 'foldable' phones (big surprise.) Then I saw the price.

$1980 for a phone.

Really?

You can get a decent gaming desktop for that. More than decent.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 19, 2019 12:37 AM (hv/hU)
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i can get any one of many awesome forearms for that price...

why buy a phone?

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2019 02:46 AM (ER1jH)

632 i can get any one of many awesome forearms for that price...

why buy a phone?

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2019 02:46 AM (ER1jH)
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firearms...

stupid fingers

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2019 02:47 AM (ER1jH)

633 "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under."
My brain doesn't understand those words in that order.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 19, 2019 02:58 AM (NMAzL)

634 Millennials lined up behind ideas my dad outgrew before I was born. What kind of young badass says "Man, I really want a defined-benefit health plan guaranteed by the government?"

Why in holy hell are young people listening to cable news? I wouldn't be caught dead doing it as a teenager.
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I would say it comes from public education for the most part. Do you know that CNN has a program for kids? What do you think teachers put on to teach history, science, and current events? CNN - the most trusted name in news! Gag!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 02:58 AM (IDhUW)

635 dead thread?

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2019 02:58 AM (ER1jH)

636 dead thread?
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2019 02:58 AM (ER1jH)

Probably.

Posted by: Surfperch at April 19, 2019 03:02 AM (tVQUs)

637 'Night all.

Posted by: Surfperch at April 19, 2019 03:03 AM (tVQUs)

638 This is what happens when everything is infused with politics, and I mean everything. From social jussie-tice wanker math problems to the hagiographic portrayal of Bathhouse Barry, including those sing....
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Why do you think they need new curriculum every few years? So that the reading excerpts and the math problems can be infused with the latest brainwashing ideas. Gender fluid? Not a problem. Almari's parent gives xer half an apple, how much apple does Almari's parental unit have left?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 03:04 AM (IDhUW)

639 I should be asleep but......

How are you red?

Night surfperch and others I missed.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 03:05 AM (IDhUW)

640 I will know in a couple months if my new job will require a cell phone. If not, i will be cell phone free, and quite happy about it.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 03:08 AM (IDhUW)

641 How are you red?

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unloved, unwanted, ugly, old, fat, crippled, broke, tired, abused, pissed off and irascible.

and you?

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2019 03:13 AM (ER1jH)

642 and yes, this is me in a good mood.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2019 03:15 AM (ER1jH)

643 guess i should have thrown some smileys in there, eh?

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2019 03:20 AM (ER1jH)

644 You've scared everyone off red?

Mornin', all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 19, 2019 03:21 AM (Xm8Oy)

645 /me imitates the call of the American Kestrel, from the blind

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2019 03:21 AM (ER1jH)

646 642 and yes, this is me in a good mood.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2019 03:15 AM (ER1jH)
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Well, if you are ever in a bad mood, and just want to vent, let me know, I'm a good listener.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 03:23 AM (IDhUW)

647 Sorry, went a way for a bit.

Please don't shoot me from the blind, you'll probably be breaking 27 national laws and17 international ones.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 03:26 AM (IDhUW)

648 And besides that your self description is all wrong. You know everyone here is 29, gorgeous, rich, and a genius.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 03:28 AM (IDhUW)

649 protected species are just that: i'm not a windmill.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2019 03:29 AM (ER1jH)

650 And, irascible isn't all bad

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 03:30 AM (IDhUW)

651 And besides that your self description is all wrong. You know everyone here is 29, gorgeous, rich, and a genius.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 03:28 AM (IDhUW)
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every rule has an exception.

that's me.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2019 03:31 AM (ER1jH)

652 Don't get me started on windmills, seriously!!!

I'd clone Don Quixote and give him all modern weapons to take those things,out!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 03:31 AM (IDhUW)

653 Hey, who all is drunk tonight?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 19, 2019 03:32 AM (lnki2)

654 The victim told cops that when he reached the residence, Acuna-Aguero "began to talk sexual to him" and said it "was her fantasy to have sex with a laborer and that she wanted to have sex with him."

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Illegal aliens: Dorking the slags that Americans won't dork.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 19, 2019 03:35 AM (lnki2)

655 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2019 03:37 AM (RPJEK)

656 Morning insanity,
Sounds like the description of the strt to a day.

Not drunk here, but could strt drinking if someone wanted to join me.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 03:37 AM (IDhUW)

657 Hi JT

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 03:38 AM (IDhUW)

658 Hi AmericanKestrel and JT

Yes, my day starts....now. alarm just went off, but cats had me awake an hour ago. I made them wait to get fed

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 19, 2019 03:41 AM (Xm8Oy)

659 654 The victim told cops that when he reached the residence, Acuna-Aguero "began to talk sexual to him" and said it "was her fantasy to have sex with a laborer and that she wanted to have sex with him."

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Illegal aliens: Dorking the slags that Americans won't dork.
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What a messedup world we live in.

Course it's beautiful too, have to mention that. Mostly the landscapes tho I'm thinking.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 03:41 AM (IDhUW)

660 Sharkman, I just finished listening to Dr. Hahn's lecture you linked.

Thank you, a thousand times, thank you!

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at April 19, 2019 03:44 AM (QU+qf)

661 Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2019 03:13 AM (ER1jH)

I was wondering how you were doing, brother. I hadn't seen you and was going to e-mail. You're not unloved; You're loved by me-not in a romantic sense but as a person I admire and respect and wish the best for. Others here care for you You exhibit care for passing on prayer requests. You mentions friends you have . Who cares if you're fat?-You might be, but people who care for you don't really care unless they have a concern for your health. Ugly?
Not inside. I don't want to get too personal here, but if you feel unloved by "resident evil" and haven't told her please consider doing so-and say you feel hurt and what you need Women respond better to that. Also, pray with her and try to share some things she is grateful to God for about you, I'm sure she has some even if she doesn't express them as much as she should.

I wasn't intending to be here
during this weekend (IT's busy for me) but I guess I clicked on here reflexively. I am going to pray right now that rough places are made smoother for you, dear red.


P.S. If you e-mail I probably won't get a chance to write back tiill Sunday some time but I do care

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2019 03:44 AM (FSPNP)

662 Good morning American Kestrel and My life is insanity.

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2019 03:45 AM (RPJEK)

663 Yes, my day starts....now. alarm just went off, but cats had me awake an hour ago. I made them wait to get fed
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I'm impressed you got them to wait that long.

Some time ago I was sleeping on the couch downstairs and one of our cats jumped down next to me from the upper story. Took me a minute to realize what happened. Did not like that experience!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 03:45 AM (IDhUW)

664 Hiya Fen !

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2019 03:46 AM (RPJEK)

665 Meant share some things you are grateful to God for her in her (even if it's hard) and ask her to do the same.


God loves you too even if you can't feel it right now
God lives us in spite of our feelings about ourselves.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2019 03:47 AM (FSPNP)

666 Hi, JT and American Kestrel. I have to go to sleep now now so I can get up in two hours to go over to the church to figure out things for Good Friday service

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2019 03:51 AM (FSPNP)

667 >>Some time ago I was sleeping on the couch downstairs and one of our cats jumped down next to me from the upper story. Took me a minute to realize what happened. Did not like that experience!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Ha! My bed has a very high headboard. The room has floor to ceiling windows, and the only place the bed fits in the room is in front of one of the windows. (100+ yr old house with small rooms) they will balance on the headboard to look out the window, then jump down to the bed. That's always a bit scary!

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 19, 2019 03:52 AM (Xm8Oy)

668 Morning Fen, may you have a Blessed Good Friday!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 03:53 AM (IDhUW)

669 Good Morning, Horde! From Gothenburg, Sweden.
No sign of the Swedish Chef from the muppets yet, but breakfast was ready so...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 19, 2019 03:53 AM (rW4Nn)

670 Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 03:53 AM (IDhUW)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2019 03:55 AM (FSPNP)

671 Ha! My bed has a very high headboard. The room has floor to ceiling windows, and the only place the bed fits in the room is in front of one of the windows. (100+ yr old house with small rooms) they will balance on the headboard to look out the window, then jump down to the bed. That's always a bit scary!
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I can imagine! Especially if you're sleeping!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 03:55 AM (IDhUW)

672 sorry, American Kestrel. my computer is having issues. Thanks and same to you

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2019 03:56 AM (FSPNP)

673 I loves you too, Heartless!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 19, 2019 03:57 AM (NMAzL)

674 Good morning, Hawkpilot.

What's for breakfast in Sweden today?

(I loved the Swedish chef from the muppets, btw!)

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 19, 2019 03:58 AM (Xm8Oy)

675 Hiya Miley !

Posted by: JT at April 19, 2019 03:59 AM (RPJEK)

676 Reagan's Farewell Address

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c32G868tor0

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at April 19, 2019 03:59 AM (EMi53)

677 Red, didn't mean to be flippant if you are feeling down. I always enjoy interacting with you here. I like you just the way you are

I thought about deleting all that but hope you take it as it was meant.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 04:00 AM (IDhUW)

678
Good
Morning Morons

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2019 04:01 AM (mpXpK)

679 Well, the usual euro breakfast. They have a big spread of what would otherwise be the contents of a sandwich, but no bread. Except in this case they also have greasy salmon, which is awesome. Really runny scrambled eggs, and some very short pieces of bacon all clumped together. Coffee. Fruit.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 19, 2019 04:02 AM (rW4Nn)

680 Morning, Vic!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 19, 2019 04:03 AM (rW4Nn)

681 I don't know how the word "fresh" came to be changed to "greasy" in that description .

Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 19, 2019 04:04 AM (rW4Nn)

682 Good morning Vic,

Guess that's my cue to try to sleep. Night all!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 19, 2019 04:05 AM (IDhUW)

683 Bacon makes pretty much everything better!

Mornin,' Miley and Fen!

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 19, 2019 04:05 AM (Xm8Oy)

684 Even short, clumpy bacon is still bacon.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 19, 2019 04:06 AM (rW4Nn)

685 Sleep well, AK

Hawkpilot, i wondered about how 'greasy' salmon could be awesome

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 19, 2019 04:07 AM (Xm8Oy)

686 Skip must be sleeping in, he's missing breakfast!

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 19, 2019 04:08 AM (Xm8Oy)

687 I cannot imagine. It was fantastic, tasted like they caught it this morning.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 19, 2019 04:09 AM (rW4Nn)

688 Hey, who all is drunk tonight?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 19, 2019 03:32 AM (lnki2)
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not me. apparently there is an ethanol shortage.

sure as hello i'm experiencing one.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2019 04:10 AM (ER1jH)

689 Did anyone notice if Slap posted an update about his dad yesterday?

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 19, 2019 04:15 AM (Xm8Oy)

690 Good faith effort So I don't have to serve negros because god gave them the mark of cain and muslims because they are a satanic cult. Lgbtq well you name it. Its my religious right to make a buck.

Posted by: ilman omar at April 19, 2019 04:19 AM (mX89I)

691 >> It was fantastic, tasted like they caught it this morning.
Posted by: Hawkpilot

That does sound awesome! It would be a good, Good Friday menu item. I only have toast on my menu this a.m. -Good Friday observations, and all that.

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 19, 2019 04:30 AM (Xm8Oy)

692 https://twitter.com/i/moments/1119028680800391168

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2019 04:33 AM (ER1jH)

693 Have a good day, all on this Holy day. Try to remember you are Blessed!

Posted by: My life is insanity at April 19, 2019 04:43 AM (Xm8Oy)

694 Had to find my tablet, should never have stayed up to see the start of this thread

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 04:51 AM (BbGew)

695 One of the newest phone scams is to call you and tell you your SS has been cancelled or suspended. They transfer you to a "SS rep" and get you SS number and credit card number so they can fix it. Usually have that wonderful Indian (with a dot) accent. It works quite often, and who knows how much money they are making.
Scammers are always thinking up something new.....

Posted by: Colin at April 19, 2019 04:51 AM (29+M9)

696 I am off today

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 04:52 AM (BbGew)

697 Hi, JT! I was perusing the content.
Good evening/morning, My life!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 19, 2019 04:55 AM (NMAzL)

698 When Pilate therefore heard that saying, he brought Jesus forth, and sat down in the judgment seat in a place that is called the Pavement, but in the Hebrew, Gabbatha.

And it was the preparation of the passover, and about the sixth hour: and he saith unto the Jews, Behold your King!

But they cried out, Away with him, away with him, crucify him. Pilate saith unto them, Shall I crucify your King? The chief priests answered, We have no king but Caesar.

Then delivered he him therefore unto them to be crucified. And they took Jesus, and led him away.

And he bearing his cross went forth into a place called the place of a skull, which is called in the Hebrew Golgotha:

Where they crucified him, and two other with him, on either side one, and Jesus in the midst.

And Pilate wrote a title, and put it on the cross. And the writing was JESUS OF NAZARETH THE KING OF THE JEWS.

This title then read many of the Jews: for the place where Jesus was crucified was nigh to the city: and it was written in Hebrew, and Greek, and Latin.

Then said the chief priests of the Jews to Pilate, Write not, The King of the Jews; but that he said, I am King of the Jews.

Pilate answered, What I have written I have written.

.....

Pilate recognized who Jesus was. Likely, so too did the Jewish priests.

Pilate declared Him innocent, Jewish priests wanted Him crucified anyway. Understand that people who claim to worship principals, follow principals and hold themselves upright will even destroy that which they claim they hold most dear when it comes to relinquishing their power.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 19, 2019 04:58 AM (l5Hsl)

699 Now it can be the tree in the forest but not finding one Otis Redding reference here.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 05:02 AM (BbGew)

700 Amen

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 19, 2019 05:04 AM (NMAzL)

701 Well, gotta get to sleep before the tornadoes start. Later, folks!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 19, 2019 05:05 AM (NMAzL)

702 Nite Miley.

Stay safe.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 19, 2019 05:06 AM (l5Hsl)

703 If the tornadoes are gonna start, I'd suggest sleeping in the tub...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 19, 2019 05:08 AM (6trbs)

704 americanthinker.com/ideological roots of modern socialists
https://tinyurl.com/y2lgmreb

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 05:12 AM (BbGew)

705
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 19, 2019 05:13 AM (KCxzN)

706 Yeah stay safe Miley

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 05:14 AM (BbGew)

707 Morning. The "news" updates during a couple of primetime show had the Newz-Reader babbling something something Trump! is still kinda more or less guilty of something.
I felt sorry for the Newz-Reader. They didn't look like they believed the crap coming out of their mouths either.

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2019 05:29 AM (LAt9N)

708 They Leftist propaganda ministry will start screaming obstruction loud and long. Mark Levin said the whole second volume of the report was a political hit piece to be handed off to a Democrat Congress to continue.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 05:33 AM (BbGew)

709 255 174
Rep. Rashida Tlaib, D-Mich., urged people to join with her in a hunger
strike...

Start right now! Speak truth to power, baby! Show the Man he can't keep you down.

You go, grrrrrl!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN

No way in hell is she going to seriously deprive herself like that.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 18, 2019 10:35


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I took the liberty of adapting the song we Ulster Prods used to sing at football matches, parties, oh, really just anywhere when drink was taken, to the tune of 'She'll Be Coming Round the Mountain' back when the terrorist Bobby Slimreallyfast Sands was forgoing his 3 squares a day.



"Could you eat a chicken supper Rashy Tlaib,

Could you eat a chicken supper Rashy Tlaib,

Could you eat a chicken supper,

You skinny Muslim fucker,

Could you eat a chicken supper Rashy Tlaib."




Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg at April 19, 2019 05:38 AM (CQLBg)

710 Resume chainsaw operations today after work, but no bad weather in ETEX this morn. You kith/kin in SouthEast America be safe today, storms coming your way.

Posted by: Eromero at April 19, 2019 05:47 AM (qBNEP)

711 https://tinyurl.com/y3o2kapt
Scott Johnson at Power line- Noor trial day 12

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 05:47 AM (BbGew)

712 Effing S.C.or f-ing S.C.?

Posted by: socalcon at April 19, 2019 05:59 AM (WAnre)

713 pjmedia.com/the case for obstruction in the Mueller-report may not be as strong as the msm thinks it is
https://tinyurl.com/y2wz62z3
A walkthrough of 11 points Mueller thought could be obstruction

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 06:02 AM (BbGew)

714 It can be time for coffee and French toast

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 06:04 AM (BbGew)

715 Who else had a VS22 Osprey fly over their house 3 times in the last 2 days?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 19, 2019 06:04 AM (ViGAX)

716 Probably going to 29 palms I guess

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 19, 2019 06:06 AM (ViGAX)

717 The rotor noise is deafening

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 19, 2019 06:08 AM (ViGAX)

718 If this was a just world, John Brennan's fat Muslim ass would be dead right now.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 06:10 AM (pgXNG)

719 Shook me all night long

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 19, 2019 06:11 AM (ViGAX)

720 I am not sure I ever saw a Ospry flying live, and get all sorts of military aircraft going over.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 06:12 AM (BbGew)

721 I could probably guess what it was if I only heard it.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 06:15 AM (BbGew)

722 Its awesome, watching it fly. The noise shakes you.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 19, 2019 06:16 AM (ViGAX)

723 "Pilate declared Him innocent, Jewish priests wanted Him crucified anyway"

yeah, the DC "priesthood" knows they were framing Trump ... and as with the woman "caught in the very act" of adultery (by the priests that all had her, so of course they knew) ... they will destroy any innocent to try to entrap anyone threatening their stranglehold on power.


They are the rapists/murderers/cheats ... and they turn around and accuse good people of their crimes. They are all thick as thieves ... they ARE the thieves.


But even their law did not have process crimes. "You obstructed US while we were framing you". Corsi/Stone/Flynn ... tried to force them to lie, threatened their families, got them on rigged process crimes.


If they don't get indicted AND convicted ... War against them (not China/Russia) is our best hope. But record numbers still pour across the borders ... so "they" are still winning.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 19, 2019 06:19 AM (Cus5s)

724 I guess flying from Pendleton to 29 Palms

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 19, 2019 06:21 AM (ViGAX)

725 The only thing better is watching the LCAC. Landing in San Clemente for beach fest

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 19, 2019 06:27 AM (ViGAX)

726 A friend of ours son had posted that her son made it through The Crucible and is a brand new Marine.

Do any of the other services do something similar?

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2019 06:31 AM (LAt9N)

727 With all of the colluding with Russkies going on that changed the election results, has anyone anywhere figured out how they were able to change the election outcome?
I think that's the information that the US needs to find out.

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2019 06:37 AM (LAt9N)

728 A lot of people don't know that the Navy runs the Marines

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 19, 2019 06:40 AM (ViGAX)

729 American elections are thousands of little elections all rolled up into one. The chances of Russians doing much isn't a snowballs chance in Hell.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 06:52 AM (BbGew)

730 A lot of people don't know that the Navy runs the Marines

Runs them around like a taxi service...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 19, 2019 06:52 AM (eIlkN)

731 Who else had a VS22 Osprey fly over their house 3 times in the last 2 days?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 19, 2019 06:04 AM (ViGAX)

Me. But I live on the coast of N.C., so they're everywhere.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 19, 2019 06:54 AM (Gt8hz)

732 Got our 2019 notice of appraisal from the County. Odd but the appraised value of my house went up by exactly 10% to the dollar, the maximum amount allowed before the County has to call a vote for raising taxes.

I am going to appeal but don't have much to win on. If this keeps up in a few years the appraised value of my house will double. It's already went up 40% since 2014 when the house was built.


There is a bill capping taxes at 3.5% increase year to year floating around the State House but it's passage is far from certain.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 19, 2019 06:58 AM (JUOKG)

733 Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2019 06:31 AM (LAt9N)

Congratulations to your friends and a hearty Oooh-RAH for the Corps newest Marine.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 19, 2019 06:59 AM (eIlkN)

734 723 "Pilate declared Him innocent, Jewish priests wanted Him crucified anyway"

But a crowd in the courtyard demanded that a prisoner named Barabbas be freed instead, and Pilate eventually gave in to the pressure. Thus Barabbas was released

See Oct 28 2016

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 19, 2019 07:05 AM (uevCa)

735 732 GWS

We really need to think about the wealth that property taxes destroy. A well kept plot of land our house can return about 5 to 6% annually. So allowing the government to take 3% means a 50% tax!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 19, 2019 07:08 AM (uevCa)

736
nood

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 19, 2019 07:10 AM (KCxzN)

737 713

No. 7 is just stupid. Mueller Mueller had the Tower emails and then makes a claim that avoiding the Press is obstruction.

This is what the world looks like after 60 Minutes, Title IX, Metoo, Bake the Damn Cake, and Progressivism. You must surrender to immediately to the Big Govt and Media when you are accused and fall prostrate; all possessions, jobs, and life given over to the mob.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 19, 2019 07:18 AM (uevCa)

Babylon Bee Goofs on CNN Cutlists



Faith tested is faith strengthened.

ATLANTA, GA--Anchors at CNN headquarters have made a bold statement of unwavering faith after the Mueller Report revealed no actual evidence that Trump colluded with Russia. "We believe in collusion with all our hearts and will never let the world's teachings get in the way of that," said Jim Acosta while mumbling mantras quietly in a room misty with burning incense.



"If God allowed this report to be written in the manner that it was, He did so to test our unshakable faith in what we know to be true," said Anderson Cooper.

"We believe in the one true Russian collusion, the one that was spoken into truth and made real far before any evidence was brought before this dark world," added Natalie Allen.

They then recited the Collusion Catechism, but you'll have to click over for that.

Oh -- and who will CNN be criminally blackmailing (threat to dox + demand that one give up a right one has, such as free speech) the maker of this gif?

They've blackmailed a guy before; are they going to commit blackmail again?



Caution, CNN: You'd better read the blackmail and extortion laws of the state your next victim lives in closely. Threatening to release information that someone wants to keep private, but promising to not release that if they do something they are not legally required to do, or not do something they are legally entitled to do (such as post memes on the internet), does in fact satisfy the elements of blackmail and/or extortion in many states.

Pro-tip: It's generally good to avoid sentences that include the elements 1) I will reveal this thing about you that you do not want revealed and 2) unless you do this thing for me, or stop doing this thing I don't want you to do.

Sometimes prosecutors take a look at sentences like that and find the grammar to be criminal.

Now that Trump is unchained, who knows what investigations his DOJ might undertake?

And speaking of journalists engaging in dubious behavior when they feel that someone isn't properly Respectin' Their Authoritah:







A Columbia Journalism Review writer (she claims, at least) vindictively using reportorial skills and tools for vengeance against a guy who didn't want to date her?!

I guess this is that "toxic masculinity" feminists keep talking about. Maybe some toxic femininity here?

Stay classy, "Journalists."

And more from the Babylon Bee:



They're not wholly on Trump's side, though:



Well yeah he did do that.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:00 PM




Comments

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1 Those people are funnier than anything coming out of HWood or SNL.

Posted by: pep at April 18, 2019 08:03 PM (T6t7i)

2 Maybe he unmatched her the minute she proudly revealed that she is a single mother (not the mention the Walmart thing).

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 08:03 PM (XROPS)

3 She seems nice.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 08:04 PM (cfSRQ)

4 I bet a lot of eligible, quality guys are grateful that she offered this tutorial on how to avoid crazy.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 08:04 PM (cfSRQ)

5 Called nood, read content still top 10.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 18, 2019 08:04 PM (gkstg)

6 Suits are for anchors.

Posted by: Paul Anger, Esquire. at April 18, 2019 08:04 PM (/H8v6)

7 Jimmy Acosta better lay off the pasta. He's getting a double chin. Goes well with his forked tongue, though.

Posted by: pep at April 18, 2019 08:04 PM (T6t7i)

8 Well yeah he did do that.


No stones thrown.

Posted by: Miklos, ok maybe twice at April 18, 2019 08:05 PM (QzkSJ)

9 Called nood, read content still top 10.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 18, 2019 08:04 PM (gkstg)


How is this even possible?

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 18, 2019 08:05 PM (t+qrx)

10 Making fun of CNN is like taking candy from a baby

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2019 08:05 PM (BbGew)

11 And yet, she'll wonder why MEN ARE SO AWFUL when the only guys who take an interest in her are of the "pump and dump" variety.

Men, you've let her down. So disappointing.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 08:05 PM (cfSRQ)

12 PDT should wear a red shirt the next time he goes golfing because he's teabagging the Media like Tiger Woods teabagged his competition at the Masters.

Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2019 08:05 PM (LuPts)

13 That Lyz Lenz, how ever did she come to be a single mom with such charm and wit?!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 08:06 PM (W+vEI)

14 How is this even possible?

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick)


Rift in the space-time continuum.

Posted by: pep at April 18, 2019 08:06 PM (T6t7i)

15 Tater is sooooo hawt. That melon looks like a baby's butt!

Posted by: Marie Hork and Jen Psocki at April 18, 2019 08:06 PM (EgshT)

16 Lyin Lenz needs the high hard one.

Any volunteers?

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 18, 2019 08:06 PM (/H8v6)

17 >>>7 Jimmy Acosta better lay off the pasta. He's getting a double chin.

Jimmy 3 Scoops?

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2019 08:06 PM (PbpT7)

18 I've noticed the Left CANNOT abandon its original theory, and, because of that, they always wind up reduced to absolute faith.

Look at AOC with Global Warming. There is NEVER a single doubt in the original concept, and all her reality rests, step after step, on that-- she never questions the foundational thinking.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 18, 2019 08:06 PM (oVJmc)

19 What is CJR?

Posted by: kallisto at April 18, 2019 08:06 PM (Z9spM)

20 Making any threat on social media is dumb even for a "Journalist"

Posted by: Big V at April 18, 2019 08:06 PM (sN665)

21 How is this even possible?
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick)

Apparently I am The Bat.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 18, 2019 08:06 PM (gkstg)

22 Making fun of CNN is like taking candy from a baby
Posted by: Skip

"America's Funniest CNN Videos"

Posted by: Miklos, is colloidal silver collusion? at April 18, 2019 08:06 PM (QzkSJ)

23 Unchained-didn't that used to be some kind of meme thing?

PDT unchained means grab your balls boys because he's coming for them.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2019 08:07 PM (AtaaG)

24 "If God allowed this report to be written in the manner that it was, He did so to test our unshakable faith in what we know to be true," said Anderson Cooper.

LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2019 08:07 PM (mTGg+)

25 9
Called nood, read content still top 10.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 18, 2019 08:04 PM (gkstg)



How is this even possible?

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 18, 2019 08:05 PM (t+qrx)

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I got you one better. SAW nood, read content, still top 10. Like twice.

*does happy dance*

Stops. Looks around nervously. Pours another whiskey and sits down.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 08:07 PM (cfSRQ)

26 In that picture, Stelter looks like George from Seinfeld.

Posted by: pep at April 18, 2019 08:07 PM (T6t7i)

27

I called nood first. I let all of you post before me because that's who I am.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 08:07 PM (b8qru)

28 Tucker taking it to the Dims.

Posted by: Axeman at April 18, 2019 08:07 PM (9KpLw)

29 "Go Home To Mommy"

I am gonna see Babu down at the trinket t-shirt shop and have a few made.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 18, 2019 08:07 PM (Z+IKu)

30 Tucker is great!

Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2019 08:08 PM (RBOtF)

31 Lyz sounds like a tranny name.

Posted by: Guy with a suspicious bum at April 18, 2019 08:08 PM (UdKB7)

32 23
Unchained-didn't that used to be some kind of meme thing?



PDT unchained means grab your balls boys because he's coming for them.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2019 08:07 PM (AtaaG)

---
Obama did some dork thing called "the bear is loose!" where he would go out and pretend to slip his handlers and order soy burgers or something.

The junior high school press corps swooned.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 08:08 PM (cfSRQ)

33 I got you one better. SAW nood, read content, still top 10. Like twice.

*does happy dance*

Stops. Looks around nervously. Pours another whiskey and sits down.


pffffft. Saw nood, read content, 1st.

**does vodka butt shot while standing on head**

Posted by: pep at April 18, 2019 08:09 PM (T6t7i)

34 Lyin Lenz needs the high hard one.

Any volunteers?
Posted by: Joe Mama

Depends. Are you talking sex or bouncing a baseball off her cranium?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 18, 2019 08:09 PM (gkstg)

35 PDT paid off porn stars, didn't kill anyone. *cough* Ted Kennedy *cough* Joe Scarborough *cough*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 08:09 PM (ptqGC)

36 Lyz sounds like a tranny name.
Posted by: Guy

The European pronunciation is "Lies"

Posted by: Miklos, swiping left at April 18, 2019 08:09 PM (QzkSJ)

37 Lyz Lenz
@lyzl
congratulations to the man who unmatched with me the moment I told him I was a journalist


Lyz Lenz
@lyzl
also guess who's name I'm running through the court records tonight


That guy is lucky enough to see the missile that he just got out of the way of. I think Norman Schwartzkopf had a video of this guy on a bridge and called him "the luckiest man in the world, today".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2019 08:10 PM (mTGg+)

38 Here's a thought for Lyz Lenz: Maybe the man who "unmatched" her:

A) Saw her profile picture.
B) Caught a whiff of tuna/seaweed when he met her in
person.
C) Quickly discerned her dark and bitter spinster soul.
D) All of the above.

Answer: D

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at April 18, 2019 08:10 PM (2sCft)

39 If CNN admits to being wrong today, they admit they have been wrong for over 2 years.


Did anyone expect anything other than the sh**show they have collectively delivered today?


Hell, they spent over a year trying to find a disappeared plane when the rest of the world gave up on it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2019 08:10 PM (sy5kK)

40 pffffft. Saw nood, read content, 1st.

**does vodka butt shot while standing on head**


Posted by: pep at April 18, 2019 08:09 PM (T6t7i)

---
PROSST!

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 08:10 PM (cfSRQ)

41 What is CJR?


In this case, I think it means 'Cranky Jizz Rag.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 18, 2019 08:10 PM (oVJmc)

42 Is the Bee going to get fact checked by Snopes again?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 08:10 PM (hv/hU)

43 Speaking of CNN headquarters in ATL, younger BiL just got a nice payoff from ATampersandT after they closed down his entire department.

He's not unhappy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 08:11 PM (ptqGC)

44 Every time I see Brennan and Clapper I'm amazed we lived through the Obama years.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 08:11 PM (/tuJf)

45 They're still going on about Fucking Facebook Ads--as "Russians attacking our election"!

Posted by: Axeman at April 18, 2019 08:11 PM (9KpLw)

46 oh - Columbia Journalism Review

Posted by: kallisto at April 18, 2019 08:11 PM (Z9spM)

47 Poor guy only got his court records pulled. If it were true love, she'd have SWATed him. That's how you know it's meant to be.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 18, 2019 08:11 PM (t+qrx)

48 Answer: D
Posted by: SteveOReno,

E. The cats warned him.

Posted by: Miklos, alternate responder at April 18, 2019 08:11 PM (QzkSJ)

49 Called nood, read content still top 10.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 18, 2019 08:04 PM (gkstg)

How is this even possible?
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 18, 2019 08:05
++++
Many Morons are definitely moving a bit slower as we near our 30th birthdays.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at April 18, 2019 08:11 PM (2sCft)

50 Two years and $35 million and all they have is that Teump fucked porn stars. Go with that, guys.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 18, 2019 08:11 PM (gC2IV)

51 Geez, maybe the guy spent ~ 1 min. looking at het twitter page and realized she hates men?

Her banner graphic announces it.
She sees men as a group, not individual people.
She sees middle America as a group, not individuals.
She thinks shopping at Walmart makes her one of us.

She's not just a journalist, she radiates all the qualities of the caricature of a lefty, feminist condescending journalist.
Yikes.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 08:11 PM (W+vEI)

52 She kind of makes the guy's point for him, doesn't she?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 18, 2019 08:12 PM (oVJmc)

53
There are 4 types of 'menters here at AoS.

Those who 'ment in the nood and then notify others. Those who notify other and then 'ment in the nood.
And those who who never notify others of a nood.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 08:12 PM (b8qru)

54 A. H. LLoyd, I remember that- He just wanted to be the everyman that had AF1 at his disposal.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2019 08:12 PM (AtaaG)

55 Strangely, no one on CNN or MSNBC has mentioned that Robert Khuzami, who was running the show in SDNY (after Rosenstein forced Berman, the US Attorney, to recuse himself), resigned to "spend more time w family"; gone Friday. Think AG Barr is cleaning house. Wonder how Michael Cohen feels w his favorite prosecutor no longer in charge?

Posted by: Ever at April 18, 2019 08:12 PM (Brfdf)

56 Look at me sideways and I'll rip it out by the roots, pal.

Posted by: Lyzzie Lenzie at April 18, 2019 08:12 PM (EgshT)

57 That Lyz Lenz, how ever did she come to be a single mom with such charm and wit?!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 08:06 PM

She is quite the shining wit, isn't she?

Posted by: Rev. Spooner at April 18, 2019 08:13 PM (PAZYq)

58 'Crusty Journo Rekt'

Posted by: kallisto at April 18, 2019 08:13 PM (Z9spM)

59 39
If CNN admits to being wrong today, they admit they have been wrong for over 2 years.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2019 08:10 PM (sy5kK)

---
These people are incapable of shame, and don't care if anyone believes them. They are paid to lie.

That's their job. If Tater or anyone else actually came out and said "Gosh, this was a total shitshow, and here's why," they'd be looking for a new job almost instantly when the boss opens up the Black File and rumors start swirling about sexual harassment, bunny rapes and the furry hobby.

That's the world these people live in. They lie convincingly and are paid very well to humiliate themselves nightly. Arguing with them is a waste of time. They literally don't care.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 08:13 PM (cfSRQ)

60 Brit Hume on with TuCa. Must see TV.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 08:14 PM (ptqGC)

61 Lyz seems nice. A crazy vindictive bunny boiler, but nice.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 18, 2019 08:14 PM (siYMV)

62 Cannot imagine why dudes would not want to date her- she seems like a peach.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 08:14 PM (hv/hU)

63 I dream of the day that I can pay off a porn star or a Playboy Playmate.


For something other than voyeurism or an hour of services.

Posted by: Brian ButterBottom at April 18, 2019 08:14 PM (sy5kK)

64 TuCa really on a roll tonight. I've never heard him so spot on. Brit Hume too.

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 18, 2019 08:14 PM (7ZQe3)

65 Breaking: Orangemanisstillbad!

Posted by: NPC Breaking News at April 18, 2019 08:14 PM (9KpLw)

66 Trump should get his 2 years back. F the Dems.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2019 08:14 PM (RBOtF)

67 There are 4 types of 'menters here at AoS.

Those who 'ment in the nood and then notify others. Those who notify other and then 'ment in the nood.
And those who who never notify others of a nood.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 08:12 PM (b8qru)


Any commenter worth his salt can feel when there's a nood just by the slight diminution in the pace of comments in the thread he's on. Or if willow is commenting furiously.

The screams of "Nood" are like training wheels.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2019 08:15 PM (mTGg+)

68 I am now going to open a nice Cabernet and raise a glass to our wonderful president, who has withstood more than most could and has come through this ordeal unscathed and more powerful.

Even my limited understanding of the "behind the scenes goings-on" makes me gleeful. I now understand why Trump has been so unwavering and even aggressive on this- he knows what is about to happen. I am looking forward to watching a bit more CNN and MSNBC in the future.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 08:15 PM (XROPS)

69 Harold Lloyd was awesome

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 18, 2019 08:15 PM (ViGAX)

70 41 . Mr. Peebles ISWYDT

Posted by: kallisto at April 18, 2019 08:15 PM (Z9spM)

71 That woman's Twitter header image is something else. It has stylized phrases including "But actually", "Make me a sandwich", and "Men's Rights".

In other words, she's a full-tilt feminazi.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 18, 2019 08:15 PM (6XLoz)

72 Definitely congratulations. Smart man. I wouldn't date a journalist any more than I would date a horse.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 08:15 PM (i1JHD)

73 Columbia
Journalism
Review

a step lower than vanity publishing

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 18, 2019 08:15 PM (ER1jH)

74 No, really-- "Lyz?"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 18, 2019 08:15 PM (oVJmc)

75 The Russian hackers was the biggest dissent I had with Barr's statement.

Legal proceeding still pending my ass. Those cases will be dropped by tomorrow.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2019 08:16 PM (AtaaG)

76 We do not live in the crazy times, we live in the totally batshit insane times. Even this was not predicted in Revelations.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 08:16 PM (md3fh)

77 Any commenter worth his salt can feel when there's a nood just by the slight diminution in the pace of comments in the thread he's on. Or if willow is commenting furiously.

The screams of "Nood" are like training wheels.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2019 08:15 PM (mTGg+)

This. You can smell the nood in the wind. Like petrichor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 08:16 PM (hv/hU)

78 55
Strangely, no one on CNN or MSNBC has mentioned that Robert Khuzami, who
was running the show in SDNY (after Rosenstein forced Berman, the US
Attorney, to recuse himself), resigned to "spend more time w family";
gone Friday. Think AG Barr is cleaning house. Wonder how Michael Cohen
feels w his favorite prosecutor no longer in charge?

Posted by: Ever at April 18, 2019 08:12 PM (Brfdf)

---
I think Insty had a teaser that prosecutors are now looking at how NXIVM - that weird sex-slave cult that involved Gillibrand's dad - made illegal campaign contributions to Hillary.

Funny that it comes out now...

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 08:16 PM (cfSRQ)

79 The porn star has to pay him.

Betcha she makes him come take it with sheriff.

Posted by: torabora at April 18, 2019 08:17 PM (Y274z)

80 Lyz, and her son Byll and daughter Myndy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 18, 2019 08:17 PM (oVJmc)

81 74 No, really-- "Lyz?"
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 18, 2019 08:15 PM (oVJmc)

Lyzebeth? Lyzabell?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Lapt op at April 18, 2019 08:17 PM (hv/hU)

82 77
Any commenter worth his salt can feel when there's a nood just by the
slight diminution in the pace of comments in the thread he's on. Or if
willow is commenting furiously.



The screams of "Nood" are like training wheels.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2019 08:15 PM (mTGg+)



This. You can smell the nood in the wind. Like petrichor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 08:16 PM (hv/hU)

---
I just go by the post count and what Ace's pace is that day. You can tell when he's losing interest if you've been here long enough.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 08:17 PM (cfSRQ)

83 soon to be revealed: Trump bribed Putin to interfere in the 2016 by promising we would not wreck his economy too much with fracking and destroying ISIS.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 18, 2019 08:17 PM (ZqRa6)

84 Geez, maybe the guy spent ~ 1 min. looking at her twitter page and realized she hates men?

I'm now formally mystified as to how she has kids.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 18, 2019 08:18 PM (6XLoz)

85 No, really-- "Lyz?"
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 18, 2019 08:15 PM (oVJmc)

Lyzebeth? Lyzabell?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Lapt op at April 18, 2019 08:17 PM (hv/hU)


Lyzard

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2019 08:18 PM (mTGg+)

86

Schiff is a bug eyed sprite.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2019 08:18 PM (aKsyK)

87 I just go by the post count and what Ace's pace is that day. You can tell when he's losing interest if you've been here long enough.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 08:17 PM (cfSRQ)

Sometimes he will go for the pump fake and be commenting in a thread as his timed post is popping off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Lapt op at April 18, 2019 08:18 PM (hv/hU)

88 I saw Lyz Lenz open for Stormie Daniels on the Make America Horny Again stripper tour and the Dirty Dolphins Men's Club. She was, meh....

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at April 18, 2019 08:19 PM (2sCft)

89 83 soon to be revealed: Trump bribed Putin to interfere in the 2016 by promising we would not wreck his economy too much with fracking and destroying ISIS.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 18, 2019 08:17 PM (ZqRa6)

Ooops.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Lapt op at April 18, 2019 08:19 PM (hv/hU)

90 42 Is the Bee going to get fact checked by Snopes again?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Lapt



We declare this The Babylon Bee story to be FALSE!!


You're welcome America!

Posted by: Snopes at April 18, 2019 08:19 PM (siYMV)

91 I think Insty had a teaser that prosecutors are now looking at how NXIVM - that weird sex-slave cult that involved Gillibrand's dad - made illegal campaign contributions to Hillary.

Funny that it comes out now...
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd

Any volunteers to check Gillibrand for tattoos/brands?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 18, 2019 08:19 PM (gkstg)

92 Every time I see Brennan and Clapper I'm amazed we lived through the Obama years.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 08:11 PM (/tuJf)

We rode the coattails of Reagan and actual adult leadership for more than a generation. Probably none of our enemies believed these dolts could possibly be as idiotic as they are.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 08:19 PM (XROPS)

93 Lyz, and her son Byll and daughter Myndy.

Even I lurfed at that.

Posted by: Lyzzie Lenzie at April 18, 2019 08:20 PM (EgshT)

94
If the thread has close to 400 'ments and Ace suddenly shows up, it usually means he's about to pull the trigger on a nood poat.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 08:20 PM (LApHf)

95 I'm now formally mystified as to how she has kids.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 18, 2019 08:18 PM (6XLoz)

---
Men make mistakes. Duh.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 08:20 PM (cfSRQ)

96 93 Lyz, and her son Byll and daughter Myndy.

Even I lurfed at that.
Posted by: Lyzzie Lenzie at April 18, 2019 08:20 PM (EgshT)

Lyrfed.

(Come on, low hanging fruit.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Lapt op at April 18, 2019 08:20 PM (hv/hU)

97 Hell, even I hate men and I am*looks down* am a man, at least by biological standards. Shit. /

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 08:21 PM (md3fh)

98 So while running all over town this afternoon, I parked next to a Jeep with these stickers:

Bernie 2020

and

I'm a journalist. We're everywhere. And we're watching you.

WTH?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 08:21 PM (ptqGC)

99

Snope head on a moped.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2019 08:21 PM (aKsyK)

100 Here are two examples of obstruction convictions without a related real crime.

Mueller's pit bull Weisman went after Arthur Andersen, the big accounting firm, over the crimes by Enron management. Her couldn't get AA for a regular crime, so he charged them with destroying documents BEFORE A SUBPOENA issued, and before they got a preserve letter from prosecutors. Because AA had its licenses suspended, it went broke. Even though it was not convicted of anything criminal. SCOTUS later reversed, but cold comfort for bankrupt AA.

Martha Stewart was convicted for deleting but then undeleting an e-mail on her computer, and doing a humana humana when the FBI came knocking on her door. But there was no insider trading by Martha to convict her of. Comey was the SDNY prosecutor.

Now compare and contrast how Hillary got handled. She destroyed documents and hard drives. FFS, the FBI helped her do it.


Posted by: Ignoramus at April 18, 2019 08:21 PM (1UZdv)

101 From the Amazon page for Lysz'z book:

"In the wake of the 2016 election, Lyz Lenz watched as her country and her marriage were torn apart by the competing forces of faith and politics."


Hmmm....now it all makes sense.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 18, 2019 08:21 PM (oVJmc)

102 Or lyw hynging fryit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Lapt op at April 18, 2019 08:21 PM (hv/hU)

103 >>>87 I just go by the post count and what Ace's pace is that day. You can tell when he's losing interest if you've been here long enough.

well I try to post something new about every hour. It varies between about 45 minutes and 1:15 or longer, depending on how much discussion is there.

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2019 08:21 PM (PbpT7)

104 Bug-eyed Sprites are cute. He ain't.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 18, 2019 08:22 PM (LgsIT)

105 pull the trigger on a nood poat.
++++

Pulling the trigger on a nood poat - maybe it's not illegal, but it's definitely immoral, and a bit perverted.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at April 18, 2019 08:22 PM (2sCft)

106 well I try to post something new about every hour.
It varies between about 45 minutes and 1:15 or longer, depending on how
much discussion is there.

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2019 08:21 PM (PbpT7)


Hydrate!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 08:22 PM (ptqGC)

107 104 Bug-eyed Sprites are cute. He ain't.
Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 18, 2019 08:22 PM (LgsIT)

Are we talking Tinkerbell or those little dirty bastards from Willow?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Lapt op at April 18, 2019 08:22 PM (hv/hU)

108 I have seen Ace post a willowed comment, not to long ago

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2019 08:23 PM (BbGew)

109 I'm now formally mystified as to how she has kids.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 18, 2019 08:18 PM (6XLoz)

---
Men make mistakes. Duh.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 08:20 PM (cfSRQ)
+++
One too many beers and things can happen!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at April 18, 2019 08:23 PM (2sCft)

110 Lyrfed. (Come on, low hanging fruit.)


I'm not that bryt.

Posted by: Lyzzie Lenzie at April 18, 2019 08:23 PM (EgshT)

111 Here are two examples of obstruction convictions without a related real crime.

Mueller's pit bull Weisman went after Arthur Andersen, the big accounting firm, over the crimes by Enron management. Her couldn't get AA for a regular crime, so he charged them with destroying documents BEFORE A SUBPOENA issued, and before they got a preserve letter from prosecutors. Because AA had its licenses suspended, it went broke. Even though it was not convicted of anything criminal. SCOTUS later reversed, but cold comfort for bankrupt AA.
***

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 18, 2019 08:21 PM (1UZdv)

I remember that. Thousands put out of work. Cold comfort, indeed.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 08:23 PM (XROPS)

112 Snopes did fact check the Bee the other day when they said AOC went on Price Is Right and bid "free" on everything.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 18, 2019 08:23 PM (f8ilN)

113 I just fell off the couch laughing.


Also the Bee:

https://tinyurl.com/y4jnqtvd

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 18, 2019 08:23 PM (GbPPJ)

114 Please ignore anything I post tonight as I am non compos mentas due to the consumption of two very large martinis on an empty stomach. The keyboard and I are on separate universes.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 08:23 PM (md3fh)

115 You ok ace?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 18, 2019 08:23 PM (ViGAX)

116 Jane, I love it. New bumper sticker- Hey Journalist- I'm a citizen and I'm watching YOU.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2019 08:23 PM (AtaaG)

117 I was recently with a group of men when a woman nearby was mouthing off about the Mueller report. "It don't prove nuthin', Trump is still an asshole, blah blah blah."

We all responded, "get back on the pole Stormy!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 18, 2019 08:24 PM (miE9U)

118 A jounralist? If I were single, I would have "unmatched" her when I found out she used Twitter.


Unless the "matching" thing is something on Twitter, then I'd completely re-evaluate my life choices.

Posted by: McLurkerson at April 18, 2019 08:24 PM (XHihg)

119 journalist*

Posted by: McLurkerson at April 18, 2019 08:24 PM (XHihg)

120 Now compare and contrast how Hillary got handled. She destroyed documents and hard drives. FFS, the FBI helped her do it.




Posted by: Ignoramus at April 18, 2019 08:21 PM (1UZdv)

---
Did you notice how many of her deleted emails have been "recovered" of late? You know, the ones she destroyed while under subpoena. I don't think she's gotten away yet...

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 08:24 PM (cfSRQ)

121 I have seen Ace post a willowed comment, not to long ago
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2019 08:23 PM (BbGew)
++++
Was the nood Ace's post or one of the COB's? Why would Ace willow himself unless....Time Machine Mishap!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at April 18, 2019 08:24 PM (2sCft)

122 105 pull the trigger on a nood poat.
++++

Pulling the trigger on a nood poat - maybe it's not illegal, but it's definitely immoral, and a bit perverted.
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at April 18, 2019 08:22 PM (2sCft)

Dear God, I love this place.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Lapt op at April 18, 2019 08:24 PM (hv/hU)

123 No, I take it back. If I were single I'd date a journalist. I'd act like a good little leftist with a limp noodle and a gut full of soy, until she was lulled into believing I was a loyal cuckling.

All as I gather evidence on her organization's misdeeds to be published the day after I disappear from our large feast at the most expensive vegan restaurant in the city.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 08:25 PM (i1JHD)

124 Each year, the Great Obstruction rises out of the obstruction patch that he thinks is the most sincere. He's gotta pick this one. He's got to. I don't see how a obstruction patch can be more sincere than this one. You can look around and there's not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at April 18, 2019 08:25 PM (9KpLw)

125 Snopes did fact check the Bee the other day when they said AOC went on Price Is Right and bid "free" on everything.
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 18, 2019 08:23 PM (f8ilN)


And the Bee has replied:

https://tinyurl.com/yyp5smo8


Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 18, 2019 08:25 PM (GbPPJ)

126 Oh, AtCEEEEE, one of your raptors has been very, very naughty:


http://tinyurl.com/y25uzfet

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 08:25 PM (ptqGC)

127 >>I'm now formally mystified as to how she has kids.


Yeah.
She typifies "toxic feminism."

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 08:26 PM (W+vEI)

128 OK, Mueller should be held up to total ridicule for his failure to convict Trump of crimes beyond all imagination (which are only crimes we are dealing with here). The media has destroyed itself, and they should have known better. The fact that they did not tells us everything we need to know.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 08:27 PM (md3fh)

129 Oh, AtCEEEEE, one of your raptors has been very, very naughty:


http://tinyurl.com/y25uzfet
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 08:25 PM (ptqGC)


*shifty eyes*

I have no idea what you could mean.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 18, 2019 08:27 PM (GbPPJ)

130 All over America tonights, millions of brittle little leftist hearts are breaking like eggs...

It's like that old song "A Kind Of Hush," but far more awesome and schadenfreude-y.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 18, 2019 08:27 PM (miE9U)

131 well I try to post something new about every hour.
It varies between about 45 minutes and 1:15 or longer, depending on how
much discussion is there.

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2019 08:21 PM (PbpT7)

---
Okay, Ace, I know you read my posts, so buy my goddam Man of Destiny books already.

YOU WILL LOVE THEM. Not just a platonic love, either. No, you'll love them sexually, like you love science. (BTW, no returns.)

For fuck's sake, I tried to gift them to your cruddy email you never check or respond to. Give a guy a break already...

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 08:27 PM (cfSRQ)

132 And the Bee has replied:




https://tinyurl.com/yyp5smo8

_____


Ok, they broke me with the quail laser thing

Posted by: McLurkerson at April 18, 2019 08:27 PM (XHihg)

133 Each year, the Great Obstruction rises out of the obstruction patch that he thinks is the most sincere. He's gotta pick this one. He's got to. I don't see how a obstruction patch can be more sincere than this one. You can look around and there's not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see.
Posted by: Rachel Maddow

[starts slow clap]

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 18, 2019 08:28 PM (gkstg)

134 Ok, they broke me with the quail laser thing
Posted by: McLurkerson at April 18, 2019 08:27 PM (XHihg)


That's the only one I didn't get.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 18, 2019 08:28 PM (t+qrx)

135
So I tuned into Joe Walsh's show (not the Eagles guy the former congressman) and sure enough he's now gone full Ralph Peters. He said that Bob Barr lied during the press conference. Barr doesn't have the authority to say a crime wasn't committed that's up to Congress. Trump without a doubt obstructed justice and did "a lot of bad things". And as only a true true true conservative could say, Trump is worse than Obama because all Trump does is lie. Every word out of his mouth is a lie. When we talk about Charlie Sykes and other phony ass conservatives that turd Walsh needs to be in that conversation.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2019 08:29 PM (islr5)

136 Ok, they broke me with the quail laser thing
Posted by: McLurkerson at April 18, 2019 08:27 PM (XHihg)


RIGHT?

They have to be Hordelings.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 18, 2019 08:29 PM (GbPPJ)

137
So I tuned into Joe Walsh's show...

He's been a Shit for almost 3 years.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 08:30 PM (LApHf)

138 123
No, I take it back. If I were single I'd date a journalist. I'd act like
a good little leftist with a limp noodle and a gut full of soy, until
she was lulled into believing I was a loyal cuckling.



All as I gather evidence on her organization's misdeeds to be
published the day after I disappear from our large feast at the most
expensive vegan restaurant in the city.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 08:25 PM (i1JHD)

---
Many leftist women actually have a hidden guilty desire for conservative guys, especially ones who own guns. They will never admit to it, but it's there.

Don't ask me how I know.


Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 08:31 PM (cfSRQ)

139 Twitter is exhausting....why do I respond to people?

Somebody slap me.

Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 08:31 PM (cF8AT)

140 Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2019 08:29 PM (islr5)

I stopped listening to talk radio a while back. Either I agree with them, but they are annoying as fuck (Hannity), They are weaselly ratshits (Hewitt), or they are never on when I am trying to listen (Prager.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Lapt op at April 18, 2019 08:31 PM (hv/hU)

141
Went to an after work event and the place had on CNN. It was like a retard feeding frenzy. You would have thought that Mewler found not only collusion but the pee stained mattress.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2019 08:31 PM (islr5)

142 139 Twitter is exhausting....why do I respond to people?

Somebody slap me.
Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 08:31 PM (cF8AT)

Get ahold of yourself! *whack*

Posted by: Nun from Airplane! at April 18, 2019 08:32 PM (hv/hU)

143 When we talk about Charlie Sykes and other phony ass conservatives that turd Walsh needs to be in that conversation.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2019 08:29 PM (islr5)

---
Clearly he's getting money from the same place.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 08:32 PM (cfSRQ)

144 Is this gonna be a thing? I think so.

In Drudge red font, on Trump hearing about the Mueller appointment -- "I'm fucked."

Yes, he reacted and said that, it's in the Mueller report.

But it's not all he said. Go to Breitbart to read his full statement, as recording in Jody Hunt's notes when Sessions informed Trump. He next said that from everything he's heard, the president is stymied for years after a SC appointment and can't get anything done (paraphrased).

So the "I'm fucked" part will be quoted; the rest, not so much.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 18, 2019 08:33 PM (Z4rgH)

145 Somebody slap me.

Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 08:31 PM (cF8AT)



Get ahold of yourself! *whack*



Posted by: Nun from Airplane! at April 18, 2019 08:32 PM (hv/hU)

---
*Stands behind with baseball bat*

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 08:33 PM (cfSRQ)

146 Babylon Bee is lit AF.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 08:33 PM (NWiLs)

147 I would love to know who rights the Bee. They have to have spent some quality time/years in the church.

They remind me of the guy that wrote Hank Hill. Spot on, making fun, but never mean.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 18, 2019 08:33 PM (f8ilN)

148 Which one of you Seattle Morons called wbap in Texas this morning. It had to be a Moron.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2019 08:34 PM (AtaaG)

149 16
Lyin Lenz needs the high hard one.



Any volunteers?

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 18, 2019 08:06 PM (/H8v6)


=====


You mean, like, with a Randy Johnson seagull-seeking fastball?

Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at April 18, 2019 08:34 PM (WqPYg)

150 *Stands behind with baseball bat*
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 08:33 PM (cfSRQ)

One of the Jive dudes. *fistbump* Or was it a pipe wrench?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 08:34 PM (hv/hU)

151 When we stop measuring the value of individuals by the color of their skin or the words that flow from their mouths, we will recognize that stupid has no boundaries. The *stupid* is an infinite source of wrong knowledge and without borders. Please vote for AOC and everyone else who spouts stupid commie garbage, as our only hope is to destroy the entire structure of western civilization that has taken several thousand of years to produce as the greatest achievement of humanpersonhood.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 08:34 PM (md3fh)

152 Missing Tu-Ca's show. Still at work. Is it worth DVR'ing later? I watch Perry Mason reruns during the second viewing. It's me and Mrs. OReno's quality time. That and a gin and tonic and the mystery is solved in exactly an hour, the innocent client goes free, and the guilty bastard confesses in court. That old Perry Mason show is very statisfying. I don't don't give a shit if Raymond Burr was gay. He is a great lawyer, just like Attorney General Barr!! And I'll fight anyone who says otherwise.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at April 18, 2019 08:34 PM (2sCft)

153 He's been a Shit for almost 3 years.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 08:30 PM (LApHf)


He was okay when Obama was in office but in past year he's really gone off the rails. As I mentioned earlier, he's now gone full Ralph Peters. Best caller today said to Walsh, I like this station when you aren't on it.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2019 08:34 PM (islr5)

154 IRC the porn star ended up owing money to Trump....now that's a MAN!

Posted by: Voter theater. at April 18, 2019 08:35 PM (1TlSN)

155
Each year, the Great Obstruction rises out of the obstruction patch that
he thinks is the most sincere. He's gotta pick this one. He's got to. I
don't see how a obstruction patch can be more sincere than this one.
You can look around and there's not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but
sincerity as far as the eye can see.


You owe me a monitor. That was all kinds of awesome.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 18, 2019 08:35 PM (HaL55)

156 Tomorrow, when the sun rises, it will bring hope of the One True Scandal that will bring down Trump.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 18, 2019 08:35 PM (TN1P5)

157 hello everyone - busy day at work. What's the short version? Trump impeached yet?

Posted by: IC at April 18, 2019 08:35 PM (LJUs+)

158 They remind me of the guy that wrote Hank Hill. Spot on, making fun, but never mean.
Posted by: Ktgreat

[sips beer]
Yup

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 18, 2019 08:35 PM (gkstg)

159 18
I've noticed the Left CANNOT abandon its original theory, and, because of that, they always wind up reduced to absolute faith.



Look at AOC with Global Warming. There is NEVER a single doubt in
the original concept, and all her reality rests, step after step, on
that-- she never questions the foundational thinking.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 18, 2019 08:06 PM (oVJmc)


======


If we can just kill ANOTHER 100 million people, Communism is guaranteed to work!

Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at April 18, 2019 08:36 PM (WqPYg)

160 Snopes *should not* have fucked with the Bee. There is a bloodletting coming.

Posted by: Axeman at April 18, 2019 08:36 PM (9KpLw)

161 Get ahold of yourself! *whack*



Posted by: Nun from Airplane! at April 18, 2019 08:32 PM (hv/hU)

---
*Stands behind with baseball bat*

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 08:33 PM (cfSRQ)

You are enjoying this just a tad too much....

Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 08:36 PM (cF8AT)

162 You think Trump is hitting Melania tonight?

Yeah, me to. Like a boss.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 08:36 PM (VkWRL)

163 Tell the cable companies to drop CNN and add the Babylon Bee and I *might* consider it.

Posted by: t-bird at April 18, 2019 08:36 PM (C78No)

164 >>Is this gonna be a thing? I think so.


The people who created fake news out of feeding fish have 428 pages of content with which they can create things like that.

How many people are still paying attention, though?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 08:37 PM (W+vEI)

165 hello everyone - busy day at work. What's the short version? Trump impeached yet?
Posted by: IC at April 18, 2019 08:35 PM (LJUs+)


Don't even ask about the walls. The wheels are coming off them.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 18, 2019 08:37 PM (t+qrx)

166
Gutfeld is unintentionally funny today when he didn't know who Ed Henry was!!

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 08:37 PM (LApHf)

167 148 Which one of you Seattle Morons called wbap in Texas this morning. It had to be a Moron.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2019 08:34 PM (AtaaG)


It wasn't me, I was sleeping.

but pray tell, what did the person from Seattle say to a Texas radio station?

It wasn't Russell Wilson bragging about being woke up lying naked with Ciera, and being told you are going to get $140 million in the next 4 years, was it?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2019 08:37 PM (sy5kK)

168 That is quite an impact. I mean, it's funny, but ouch.

Posted by: t-bird at April 18, 2019 08:37 PM (C78No)

169 Lyz Lenz
@lyzl
congratulations to the man who unmatched with me the moment I told him I was a journalist


Lyz Lenz
@lyzl
also guess who's name I'm running through the court records tonight

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2019 08:10 PM (mTGg+)

"Your search for 'Heywood Jablowme' produced no results."

Posted by: Vanya at April 18, 2019 08:38 PM (wEkLt)

170 162 You think Trump is hitting Melania tonight?

Yeah, me to. Like a boss.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 08:36 PM (VkWRL)

Like a storm door in a hurricane.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 08:38 PM (hv/hU)

171 Did Snopes rate this as true?

Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2019 08:38 PM (tlK8C)

172 If we can just kill ANOTHER 100 million people, Communism is guaranteed to work!
Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at April 18, 2019 08:36 PM (WqPYg)

+++++
I know, right?
Collectively (!) Posted by: AOC, Bernie, Zombies Stalin, Lenin, Marx, Castro, Mao, Pol Pot, etc., etc., etc.,

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at April 18, 2019 08:38 PM (2sCft)

173 29
"Go Home To Mommy"



I am gonna see Babu down at the trinket t-shirt shop and have a few made.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 18, 2019 08:07 PM (Z+IKu)


=====


LOL. PDT should trademark that and sell a bunch of red hats with that on them. [I've watched that clip over 10 times now and howl with laughter -- tears squirting out of my ... whatever -- each time. Can't get enough ...]

Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at April 18, 2019 08:39 PM (WqPYg)

174 109 I'm now formally mystified as to how she has kids.

Posted by: Ian S.
---
Men make mistakes. Duh.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd
+++
One too many beers and things can happen!
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron
--------
Turkey-Baster.
*turns palms up and shrugs shoulders*

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 18, 2019 08:39 PM (NiWGy)

175 161
Get ahold of yourself! *whack*



Posted by: Nun from Airplane! at April 18, 2019 08:32 PM (hv/hU)



---

*Stands behind with baseball bat*



Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 08:33 PM (cfSRQ)



You are enjoying this just a tad too much....

Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 08:36 PM (cF8AT)
---
The lady who looks like Bella Abzug is stepping up with her Luger...

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 08:40 PM (cfSRQ)

176 I want to see all the underlying materials. Expect it will show that Team Mueller did nothing to verify that the Russians hacked the DNC, but relied on the 17 federal agencies, who in turn did nothing but rely on the thin report of the DNC's outside consultant.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 18, 2019 08:40 PM (1UZdv)

177 That carpe donkum dude/dudette is hilarious. There kefir all over my screen.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 08:40 PM (VkWRL)

178 Lyz Lenz must be the cockhungriest name in news. She's taking denial of the D awfully hard.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 18, 2019 08:40 PM (H5knJ)

179
"Go home to mommy" was during a rally when a leftist disruptor acted out.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 08:41 PM (LApHf)

180 Twitter is exhausting....why do I respond to people?



Somebody slap me.

Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 08:31 PM (cF8AT)


Who were you arguing with? Jonah Goldberg's dogs? Cap'n Bill? Ana Navarro?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 08:41 PM (ptqGC)

181 The head of my penis is bloody from tipping over my desk.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 18, 2019 08:41 PM (pw+jk)

182
Who but Donald J. Fuckin' Trump could bang a whore and make her pay for it?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 18, 2019 08:41 PM (f1Vqw)

183 PIE!

PIE'S COMIN'!

Posted by: Geico pie people at April 18, 2019 08:42 PM (aBR7R)

184 LeftCoast Dawg, It was a full on Moron reply to the Dallas DA and how Dallas was about to become Seattle.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2019 08:42 PM (AtaaG)

185 They are going to screw themselves so hard into the ground, and I will not care one bit.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 08:42 PM (0QYMt)

186 179
"Go home to mommy" was during a rally when a leftist disruptor acted out.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 08:41 PM (LApHf)

Was it like an Ash in Army of Darkness? 'Go on. Run. Run home to Mommy!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 08:42 PM (hv/hU)

187 44
Every time I see Brennan and Clapper I'm amazed we lived through the Obama years.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 08:11 PM (/tuJf)


=====


Exactly. Our enemies are not very bright -- they should have struck at us when they had the chance. I honestly thought the Chinese would invade during Clinton's presidency and -- having been elected with their help -- he'd surrender. Or at least have taken Taiwan ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at April 18, 2019 08:43 PM (WqPYg)

188 And that penis envy bitch ain't even a ginger.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 18, 2019 08:43 PM (pw+jk)

189 My prog sister has avoided the Mueller investigation all day.

She's been texting like a fiend all afternoon about a GIANT RAT SNAKE that was in her back yard and is now INSIDE THE EXTERIOR WALLS OF THE HOUSE.

Bless her heart. All I could manage to text back was, "Well, the rodent problem in your attic is taken care of now."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 08:43 PM (ptqGC)

190 The head of my penis is bloody from tipping over my desk.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 18, 2019 08:41 PM (pw+jk)

182
Who but Donald J. Fuckin' Trump could bang a whore and make her pay for it?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 18, 2019 08:41 PM (f1Vqw)
++++
You both make wonderful, relevant points. Thanks for your contributions to the discussion!!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at April 18, 2019 08:43 PM (2sCft)

191 "They're not wholly on Trump's side, though"
They are on his side. You don't understand Christianity. We don't condemn the sinner we condemn the sin. We're all sinners, we're all guilty, we remind ourselves of this daily, and by grace alone we are forgiven. There is no hierarchy of sin. Whether it's stealing a cooking or killing in cold blood it's the same in God's eyes. Hence we can find the whole thing hilarious.

Posted by: P38J at April 18, 2019 08:43 PM (ua1m6)

192
Yes, "Lyx Lenz" sounds like a gal who likes to go several rounds with a fucksaw.

And not a cordless one.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 18, 2019 08:43 PM (f1Vqw)

193 188 And that penis envy bitch ain't even a ginger.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 18, 2019 08:43 PM (pw+jk)

At least that one crazy bitca from SNL was a redhead and filled out a tank top nicely.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 08:44 PM (hv/hU)

194 Who but Donald J. Fuckin' Trump could bang a whore and make her pay for it?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 18, 2019 08:41 PM (f1Vqw)

I think that qualifies for God-Emperor status right there.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 08:44 PM (0QYMt)

195 183 PIE!

PIE'S COMIN'!
Posted by: Geico pie people at April 18, 2019 08:42 PM (aBR7R)

You've got a fukkin gecko on your bar!


This restaurant is CLOSED!

Posted by: County Health Inspector at April 18, 2019 08:44 PM (sy5kK)

196 I wish the entire Democratic caucus would meet and then fuck themselves

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at April 18, 2019 08:44 PM (e8kgV)

197 Each year, the Great Obstruction rises out of the obstruction patch that he thinks is the most sincere. He's gotta pick this one. He's got to. I don't see how a obstruction patch can be more sincere than this one. You can look around and there's not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see.
Posted by: Rachel Maddow



It's The Great Obstruction, Racheal Maddow

Posted by: Snopes at April 18, 2019 08:44 PM (siYMV)

198 157 IC - collusion is only left on the table by the most Leftist moonbats, it's all up to obstruction now by the other Leftists and their propaganda ministry.

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2019 08:44 PM (BbGew)

199 170 162 You think Trump is hitting Melania tonight?

Yeah, me to. Like a boss.
Posted by: Marcus T

Like a storm door in a hurricane.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
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I envision Melania pleasing Donnie Two Scoops while he leans back smoking a stoogie and a Diet Coke. And her looking up and purring "how's that Mr. President?"

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 18, 2019 08:44 PM (NiWGy)

200 off sock

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 18, 2019 08:44 PM (siYMV)

201 Was it like an Ash in Army of Darkness? 'Go on. Run. Run home to Mommy!'



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 08:42 PM (hv/hU)

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I'd love to see Trump channel Ash during a summit with Kim.

"This - you primited screwheads - is my BOOMSTICK!" *holds up nuclear football*

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 08:44 PM (cfSRQ)

202 The head of my penis is bloody from tipping over my desk.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 18, 2019 08:41 PM (pw+jk)

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Oh man that sucks.

No matter what these assholes tell you, DON'T SLAP HOT IRON TO IT.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 08:45 PM (5aX2M)

203 I think that qualifies for God-Emperor status right there.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 08:44 PM (0QYMt)

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Trump is the only politician in recorded history to make a whore pay HIM.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 08:45 PM (cfSRQ)

204 Clinton's cronies are outraged by Mueller decision. They're saying Trump clearly colluded and we need to re write the law so this can be prosecuted in the future.

Ha
Hahaha
Hahahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 08:46 PM (VkWRL)

205 I envision Melania pleasing Donnie Two Scoops while
he leans back smoking a stoogie and a Diet Coke. And her looking up and
purring "how's that Mr. President?"

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 18, 2019 08:44 PM (NiWGy)


Meanwhile, Obama and his bride Big Mike.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 08:46 PM (ptqGC)

206
And not a cordless one.

Hey, we're talking a full 240-volts here. When they fire that baby up, the whole neighborhood goes dim for 30 seconds.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 18, 2019 08:46 PM (HaL55)

207 Nope, not doing hot iron no matter how bloody.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 18, 2019 08:46 PM (pw+jk)

208 I envision Melania pleasing Donnie Two Scoops while he leans back smoking a stoogie and a Diet Coke.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 18, 2019 08:44 PM (NiWGy)


He doesn't smoke. His only vice is the laying out of rakes.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 18, 2019 08:47 PM (t+qrx)

209 Teh Donald needs to claim 90 minutes of uninterrupted Prime Time, in which to set the record straight.

Straight up, un-restrained, pure "You're FIRED", vintage Trump.

Give 20 min of that time to Glenn Beck (yes, *that* Glenn Beck), for a concise "blackboard" layout of the Trail of Treason, then back to Trump.

Who will then reference Beck's diagrams, as he details the crimes of perfidies of the persons involved in the failed coup.

The "close"?

At the end of the presentation, Trump announces that during the preceding 80 minutes, that Federal Marshalls have arrested each and every player from "the chalkboard", on Federal Indictments that were unsealed and served while he spoke.

I'll give up every Christmas and Birthday package for the rest of my days, if only this would come to pass.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 18, 2019 08:47 PM (0Kh3z)

210 Bill Kristol should check this out...
https://twitter.com/orchidfanacc/status/
1118519295661633536

Posted by: andycanuck at April 18, 2019 08:47 PM (Dh1wo)

211 Trump is the only politician in recorded history to make a whore pay HIM.



Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 08:45 PM (cfSRQ


And by way of a court order. That's something.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 08:48 PM (0QYMt)

212 The meltdown from the MSM today is a wee preview to Trump's reelection in 2020.

Prepare accordingly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 08:48 PM (ptqGC)

213
Tell the cable companies to drop CNN and add the Babylon Bee and I *might* consider it.
Posted by: t-bird


My provider (Spectrum) now has Newsmax TV but you have to pay extra to get it! Free on Roku, though. Too bad I can't get OANN on either of them.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2019 08:48 PM (aKsyK)

214 Edelweiss needs to be sung at all future Trump rallies, right before the Pledge of Allegiance.

And played in the room as background before all pressers, including the WH daily briefings.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 18, 2019 08:48 PM (+fPHo)

215 Trump is the only politician in recorded history to make a whore pay HIM.





Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 08:45 PM (cfSRQ

==
We are not worthy, we are not worthy!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 18, 2019 08:49 PM (pw+jk)

216
I'll give up every Christmas and Birthday package for the rest of my days, if only this would come to pass.


As would I.


Order would be restored to the universe if that were to happen.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 18, 2019 08:49 PM (HaL55)

217 We have a policy in this country that we allow the insane to wander free among us. Thank you ACLU. The corrolary of that should be that, carried to the ultimate conclusion, the sane should be imprisoned. Whoa, that is crazy talk. In fact, the self-proclaimed "thought leaders" can, due to the insane getting an out-of-jail-free card for the batshit brigade, wander free among the maniacs. Instead of what common sense decrees, the truly insane are in charge, and many of their representatives are in Congress or running for the Presidency. Sad.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 08:49 PM (md3fh)

218 Hey, we're talking a full 240-volts here. When they fire that baby up, the whole neighborhood goes dim for 30 seconds.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN

I was thinking more along the lines of a Briggs and Stratton, 2 stroke IYKWIM.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 18, 2019 08:49 PM (gkstg)

219 I got into with a couple of people on twitter that are convinced that there's '14 sealed indictments and 10 instances of obstruction in clear detail.' They're just sure out of those, Trump will be impeached.

Oh and Seth Abramson is up to 349 tweets...in one stream.

Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 08:49 PM (cF8AT)

220 212
The meltdown from the MSM today is a wee preview to Trump's reelection in 2020.

Prepare accordingly.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 08:48 PM (ptqGC)

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Wait until Hillary is indicted.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 08:49 PM (cfSRQ)

221 The thing that made Hillary's email server a "nothing burger" to the Dems was the claim that there was no provable breach by her server.

The emails that Trump hoped Russia would find were the 33K emails that were under subpoena that she *deleted* and bleach-bitted.

So, if the Russians *could* find deleted emails, it would habe been PROOF of a breach that they deny.

Why isn't more made of this stupid "He told the Russians to hack" ass-narrative?

Posted by: Axeman at April 18, 2019 08:49 PM (9KpLw)

222 You know, Trump is an incredibly loyal guy, wonder if he paid off a porn star for someone else. *cough*
Kraft *cough*

Really it could be anyone he is close to.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 18, 2019 08:50 PM (jUVms)

223 Max Boot breaks a boot off in his own ass with a tweet on how Nixon was impeached

We should listen to these smart people

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 18, 2019 08:50 PM (TN1P5)

224 CNN and MSNBC are trying to rewrite their role in perpetrating this hoax.

You only need recall that they put on Avenatti literally hundreds of times.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 18, 2019 08:50 PM (1UZdv)

225 I'm glad the always ridiculous and bizarre claim that Trump was a Russian stooge is formally dismissed but unless someone goes down for this attempted coup, I can't be happy.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 08:51 PM (a/9Wy)

226
I got into with a couple of people on twitter that are convinced that
there's '14 sealed indictments and 10 instances of obstruction in clear
detail.' They're just sure out of those, Trump will be impeached.



Oh and Seth Abramson is up to 349 tweets...in one stream.

Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 08:49 PM (cF8AT)


Sweet jeebus. Like I said, 2020 is going to get sporty. Be prepared.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 08:51 PM (ptqGC)

227 181 The head of my penis is bloody from tipping over my desk.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious
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I laughed like I was back in the seventh grade and my buddy next to me let out a fart that parted the teachers hair. Yep, we were both sent to the principal's office as we both couldn't stop laughing.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 18, 2019 08:51 PM (NiWGy)

228 Pink moon tomorrow night. How romantic for those crazy canoodlers Buttgieg and his husband. Beto and his shit-eating wife.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 18, 2019 08:51 PM (aBR7R)

229

And by way of a court order. That's something.


I'm not sure if that's the cherry or the icing on the top.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 18, 2019 08:51 PM (HaL55)

230 Missing Tu-Ca's show. Still at work. Is it worth DVR'ing later? I watch Perry Mason reruns during the second viewing. It's me and Mrs. OReno's quality time. That and a gin and tonic and the mystery is solved in exactly an hour, the innocent client goes free, and the guilty bastard confesses in court. That old Perry Mason show is very statisfying. I don't don't give a shit if Raymond Burr was gay. He is a great lawyer, just like Attorney General Barr!! And I'll fight anyone who says otherwise.
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at April 18, 2019 08:34 PM (2sCft)

It's good but of course he has a loony leftist on who continues to live in his delusional "almost collusion" world. I'd probably opt for a quality Perry Mason and a g/t.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 08:51 PM (XROPS)

231 Trump is the only politician in recorded history to make a whore pay HIM.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 08:45 PM (cfSRQ

Yup.....The man has enlarged my mind.

(Wipes away a tear)....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 18, 2019 08:52 PM (Z+IKu)

232 184 LeftCoast Dawg, It was a full on Moron reply to the Dallas DA and how Dallas was about to become Seattle.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2019 08:42 PM (AtaaG)



Dallas is going to have to get a lot of meth-laden smelly drunks on the street and put them into shabby tents, if they are going to catch up with Seattle.


That video a few weeks ago with Eric Johnson is representative of current conditions here. Kind of surprised that KOMO TV aired it. Eric is no young pup, he is the anchor for the ABC affiliate for maybe 10 years, and with the station as sports director long before that.

It's really sad, for someone born and raised here. Also unnecessary.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2019 08:52 PM (sy5kK)

233 At the end of the presentation, Trump announces that
during the preceding 80 minutes, that Federal Marshalls have arrested
each and every player from "the chalkboard", on Federal Indictments that
were unsealed and served while he spoke.


Posted by: Jim at April 18, 2019 08:47 PM (0Kh3z)

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There's stuff in motion, no question. That's why the press is freaking out.

Remember, a bunch of them bribed FBI employees for leaks. It was in the IG report. People have been whining that nothing came of it, but again - Trump had to wait for this report.

So if you want to know why they are going nuts, it's because they're being fitted for an orange jumpsuit.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 08:52 PM (cfSRQ)

234 >> Pink moon tomorrow night.


Only if you remembered to bleach, today!

Posted by: Pete ButtKeg at April 18, 2019 08:52 PM (pCsgI)

235 Maybe he unmatched her the minute she proudly revealed that she is a single mother (not the mention the Walmart thing).
Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 08:03 PM (XROPS)

Or maybe she let slip that she's a diseased POC*.


*person of ****itude

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2019 08:52 PM (TfwlC)

236 I got into with a couple of people on twitter that are convinced that there's '14 sealed indictments and 10 instances of obstruction in clear detail.' They're just sure out of those, Trump will be impeached.

Oh and Seth Abramson is up to 349 tweets...in one stream.
Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 08:49 PM (cF8AT)
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Wait. I thought *we* were the initiates of a secret dark wisdom!

Their having their own secret dark wisdom kind of take the shine off!

Posted by: Axeman at April 18, 2019 08:52 PM (9KpLw)

237 Nixon wasn't impeached.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 18, 2019 08:52 PM (w7KSn)

238 Edelweiss needs to be sung at all future Trump rallies, right before the Pledge of Allegiance.

And played in the room as background before all pressers, including the WH daily briefings.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 18, 2019 08:48 PM (+fPHo)



I'm at a loss over the outrage over that song today. It's a Rogers and Hammerstein song from the Sound of Music. Is the Sound of Music now fascist in some way?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2019 08:52 PM (Gh0Kp)

239 >>Give 20 min of that time to Glenn Beck (yes, *that* Glenn Beck), for a concise "blackboard" layout of the Trail of Treason, then back to Trump.


. . . and tweet out links to Jeff at Epoch Times, who has put together amazing, detailed diagrams related to Spygate

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 08:52 PM (W+vEI)

240
Missing Tu-Ca's show. Still at work. Is it worth DVR'ing later? I watch
Perry Mason reruns during the second viewing. It's me and Mrs. OReno's
quality time. That and a gin and tonic and the mystery is solved in
exactly an hour, the innocent client goes free, and the guilty bastard
confesses in court. That old Perry Mason show is very statisfying. I
don't don't give a shit if Raymond Burr was gay. He is a great lawyer,
just like Attorney General Barr!! And I'll fight anyone who says
otherwise.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at April 18, 2019 08:34 PM (2sCft)


It's good. FFwd past the usual lib douchebag he seems compelled to give a couple of minutes to.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 08:53 PM (ptqGC)

241 Thing is the 'media' is shooting the whole wad it seems. Or are they? Don't we believe the evil bastards have everyday between now and the election in a tickler with the conspiracy du jour ready to start cooking? Why hell yes we believe that. They are evil and won't be changing their tune this side of the grass.

Posted by: Eromero at April 18, 2019 08:53 PM (qBNEP)

242 Actually, I think the lesson from the Stormy Daniels event is: WATCH YER SIX! They're after you!

That was a setup!

She's connected to NXIVM, and NXIVM is connected very closely to the Clinton Cartel.

Posted by: RKae at April 18, 2019 08:54 PM (vP0jg)

243 I'm at a loss over the outrage over that song today.
It's a Rogers and Hammerstein song from the Sound of Music. Is the
Sound of Music now fascist in some way?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2019 08:52 PM (Gh0Kp)

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Also used in The Man in the High Castle. Idiot reporters who are only 27 and know nothing about anything assumed that it was written for the show.

And then they double down on ignorance because they are snowflakes and assume everyone else is as stupid and ignorant as they are.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 08:54 PM (cfSRQ)

244 Yes, but Max Boot thinks Nixon was impeached for obstruction of justice

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 18, 2019 08:55 PM (TN1P5)

245 I'm at a loss over the outrage over that song today.
It's a Rogers and Hammerstein song from the Sound of Music. Is the
Sound of Music now fascist in some way?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2019 08:52 PM (Gh0Kp)


It triggered all the actual Nazi sympathizers in the press corp(se).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 08:55 PM (ptqGC)

246 Good Evening!

My goodness, what a wonderful day this has been.

Posted by: ALH at April 18, 2019 08:55 PM (8wKjk)

247
I was thinking more along the lines of a Briggs and Stratton, 2 stroke IYKWIM.

I grok you, but you'd need to keep the cord short and watch out that it doesn't start to melt. Plus, you'd have the fumes to contend with in the bedroom due to that.
Now as a backup plan just in case the grid fails, that would be a good idea.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 18, 2019 08:55 PM (HaL55)

248 205 Jane... that's pretty funny as well. You guys are bringing it tonight.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 18, 2019 08:55 PM (NiWGy)

249 Tell us what you all think of Ms Liz Lenz after you websearch her, see her photos, and read the synopsis of her book "God Land."

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 18, 2019 08:55 PM (+fPHo)

250 She's connected to NXIVM, and NXIVM is connected very closely to the Clinton Cartel.



Posted by: RKae at April 18, 2019 08:54 PM (vP0jg)

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Upthread I noted that prosecutors are looking into this.

Fun times ahead.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 08:55 PM (cfSRQ)

251
That old Perry Mason show is very statisfying. I don't don't give a shit if Raymond Burr was gay. He is a great lawyer, just like Attorney General Barr!! And I'll fight anyone who says otherwise.
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron


Tonight's Perry Mason has a substitute Perry, Michael Rennie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2019 08:56 PM (aKsyK)

252 >>She's connected to NXIVM, and NXIVM is connected very closely to the Clinton Cartel.


Eeeeeeew

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 08:56 PM (pCsgI)

253 The media going all in on this is battlespace prep. Literal battlespace prep; they need people worked up enough to provide at least 2-3 days of confusion to act as cover

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at April 18, 2019 08:56 PM (eAshZ)

254 225 I'm glad the always ridiculous and bizarre claim that Trump was a Russian stooge is formally dismissed but unless someone goes down for this attempted coup, I can't be happy.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 08:51 PM (a/9Wy)


We will make sure that someone goes down.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper and Don LeMon at April 18, 2019 08:57 PM (sy5kK)

255 I'm at a loss over the outrage over that song today. It's a Rogers and Hammerstein song from the Sound of Music. Is the Sound of Music now fascist in some way?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2019 08:52 PM (Gh0Kp)



Apparently the Amazon Prime show Man in the High Castle uses it so OMG PRO NAZI

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 18, 2019 08:57 PM (GbPPJ)

256 244
Yes, but Max Boot thinks Nixon was impeached for obstruction of justice

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 18, 2019 08:55 PM (TN1P5)

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Max Boot's one regret is that he can't find more soldiers to sacrifice for his idiotic foreign policy dreams.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 08:57 PM (cfSRQ)

257 Remember, a bunch of them bribed FBI employees for leaks. It was in the IG report. People have been whining that nothing came of it, but again - Trump had to wait for this report.

So if you want to know why they are going nuts, it's because they're being fitted for an orange jumpsuit.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 08:52 PM (cfSRQ)

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We hear from Horowitz in 30-60 days. They are shitting themselves over this. It's turnaround time at that point.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 18, 2019 08:57 PM (DcvEC)

258 Evangelicals Relieved Their President Now Only Guilty Of Paying Off Porn Stars,

Yeah, but we knew he was a horndog when we elected him.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 18, 2019 08:57 PM (+/7JY)

259 She's connected to NXIVM, and NXIVM is connected very closely to the Clinton Cartel.



Posted by: RKae at April 18, 2019 08:54 PM (vP0jg)

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Upthread I noted that prosecutors are looking into this.

Fun times ahead.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd

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Damn, that would be beautiful to unravel that web!

Posted by: RKae at April 18, 2019 08:57 PM (vP0jg)

260 "Remember, a bunch of them bribed FBI employees for leaks."

If so, they're guiltier than Assange.

By the way, the Pentagon Papers SCOTUS decision is about prior restraint. It's not a free pass for the Press to publish government secrets.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 18, 2019 08:57 PM (1UZdv)

261 "
The thing that made Hillary's email server a "nothing burger" to the
Dems was the claim that there was no provable breach by her server."

If there are no defenses, then there is nothing to breach - am I right?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 08:57 PM (0QYMt)

262 Clinton's cronies are outraged by Mueller decision. They're saying Trump clearly colluded and we need to re write the law so this can be prosecuted in the future.

Ha
Hahaha
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 08:46 PM (VkWRL)
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And of course it will be singularly justified since Trump got off with so much to retroactively re-investigate him under these new laws!

Posted by: Axeman at April 18, 2019 08:57 PM (9KpLw)

263 Don't worry, tomorrow the MSM will come up with something that surely will put an end to the Trump plot to take over America for Putin. There will be justice writ large, for sure. Big winner will be CNN and MSNBC. /

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 08:58 PM (md3fh)

264 LOLOLOL!

Mark Steyn immediately brings up the press corp(se) freaking over "Edelweiss."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 08:58 PM (ptqGC)

265 Also used in The Man in the High Castle. Idiot reporters who are only 27 and know nothing about anything assumed that it was written for the show.

And then they double down on ignorance because they are snowflakes and assume everyone else is as stupid and ignorant as they are.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 08:54 PM (cfSRQ)



Good God, they really are that dumb. Rogers and Hammerstein must have been those sooper secret Jewish Nazis who wrote pro-Nazis songs.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2019 08:58 PM (Gh0Kp)

266 Betcha she makes him come take it with sheriff.
Posted by: torabora at April 18, 2019 08:17 PM (Y274z)

He ought to have a parking meter surgically implanted in her cooch.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2019 08:59 PM (TfwlC)

267 My goodness, what a wonderful day this has been.
Posted by: ALH at April 18, 2019 08:55 PM (8wKjk)


My favorite part was all the tissue-thin desperation and flailing.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 18, 2019 08:59 PM (t+qrx)

268
So if you want to know why they are going nuts, it's because they're being fitted for an orange jumpsuit.

I'm going hardcore here: I don't want to just see them perpwalked, I want to watch them get deloused. That's when I'll know that justice is about to be restored to our Republic.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 18, 2019 08:59 PM (HaL55)

269 I'm at a loss over the outrage over that song today. It's a Rogers and Hammerstein song from the Sound of Music. Is the Sound of Music now fascist in some way?
Posted by: TheQuietMan



https://tinyurl.com/y4a3ozpt

From Twitchy. Behold the Glorious Brilliance of Maggie Haberman!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 18, 2019 08:59 PM (siYMV)

270 263 Don't worry, tomorrow the MSM will come up with something that surely will put an end to the Trump plot to take over America for Putin.
Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 08:58 PM (md3fh)


All their Top.Men are on it.

Posted by: ALH at April 18, 2019 08:59 PM (8wKjk)

271 Trump needs to FINISH THEM.

At his next rally, play "Springtime for Hitler."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 09:00 PM (ptqGC)

272 Good God, they really are that dumb. Rogers and Hammerstein must have been those sooper secret Jewish Nazis who wrote pro-Nazis songs.
Posted by: TheQuietMan

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And "Sound of Music" is so, so, very, very pro-Nazi!

Posted by: RKae at April 18, 2019 09:00 PM (vP0jg)

273 We hear from Horowitz in 30-60 days. They are shitting themselves over this. It's turnaround time at that point.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 18, 2019 08:57 PM (DcvEC)

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Lots of stuff will be moving now.

Flynn sentencing?

DoJ referrals?

McCabe referral?

Lots of stuff happening.

And the whores in the press corps will sing like canaries and burn every Dem that fed them info.

You know, like Pencil Neck.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 09:00 PM (cfSRQ)

274 I'm now formally mystified as to how she has kids.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 18, 2019 08:18 PM (6XLoz)

Skydiving into a field filled with Mooch's discarded turkey basters?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2019 09:00 PM (TfwlC)

275

Somehow the idea of Donald Trump banging a prostitute doesn't ring rue.

Simply don't buy the concept after exposure to him the last 2 years, the way his family turned out, mostly.

Doesn'r compute with the image attributed to him.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 18, 2019 09:00 PM (KATBx)

276 My goodness, what a wonderful day this has been.

Posted by: ALH at April 18, 2019 08:55 PM (8wKjk)



My favorite part was all the tissue-thin desperation and flailing.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 18, 2019 08:59 PM (t+qrx)


Watch out tomorrow. The MSM will be hungover and armored up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 09:01 PM (ptqGC)

277 A Priest Saved 'The Body of Christ' From Notre Dame, and NY Times Thought He Meant a Statue

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at April 18, 2019 09:02 PM (e8kgV)

278 My favorite part was all the tissue-thin desperation and flailing.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 18, 2019 08:59 PM (t+qrx)


The shell shocked faces, the gnashing of teeth. The lamentations of their women.

It's worth waiting 2 years for.

Posted by: ALH at April 18, 2019 09:02 PM (8wKjk)

279 Folks are talking about wanting to impeach Trump as payback for Clinton.

Excuse me, but Clinton was payback for Nixon, bitchez!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2019 09:02 PM (dDUXP)

280
And "Sound of Music" is so, so, very, very pro-Nazi!

Posted by: RKae at April 18, 2019 09:00 PM (vP0jg)

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These are people who NEVER SAW THAT MOVIE.

Their earliest cultural memory is probably Gilmore Girls or Dawson's Creek or some shit like that.

They think of Nirvana as a Golden Oldie.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 09:02 PM (cfSRQ)

281
The name Lyz Lenz sounded familiar in my dirty mind. I realized the name I was thinking of: Alix Lynx. She's a, uh "actress". Educational type videos.

Her problem is a bad boob job that has gone quadboob on her.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 18, 2019 09:03 PM (f1Vqw)

282 A Priest Saved 'The Body of Christ' From Notre Dame, and NY Times Thought He Meant a Statue
Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa

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Reminds me of when the press were outraged - OUTRAGED! - that the military had spent millions on 5-inch guns! ...'Cause, y'know, 5-inch guns are really tiny.

Posted by: RKae at April 18, 2019 09:03 PM (vP0jg)

283 If you take the Mueller report, pull out page 72, hold it up and shine a black light through it, and stand on your left foot, you will see some secret messaging that proves, beyond a shadow of a doubt, the evidence that damages Trump and proves his collusion, obstruction, conspiracy, and masturbation.



I had you until the masturbation part, right?

Posted by: Anderson Cooper and Don LeMon at April 18, 2019 09:04 PM (sy5kK)

284 277
A Priest Saved 'The Body of Christ' From Notre Dame, and NY Times Thought He Meant a Statue

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at April 18, 2019 09:02 PM (e8kgV)

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Anyone remember when the NY Times had to do a correction on the meaning of Easter? It wasn't that long ago.

Newspaper of Record, indeed.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 09:04 PM (cfSRQ)

285 I thought Edelweiss was a song about good Austrians resisting bad German fascists.

In real life, Papa von Trapp was a WWI Austrian sub captain that the Nazis wanted to press into service. He and the family fled and wound up running a hotel (with singing) in Vermont.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 18, 2019 09:04 PM (1UZdv)

286 He ain't nothin' but a horndog and a great president
He ain't nothin' but a horndog and a great president
Well the Donks'll never catch him and he is a great friend of mine

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 09:04 PM (+y/Ru)

287 Also used in The Man in the High Castle. Idiot reporters who are only 27 and know nothing about anything assumed that it was written for the show.

And then they double down on ignorance because they are snowflakes and assume everyone else is as stupid and ignorant as they are
.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 08:54 PM (cfSRQ)

The first reporter may have been 27. It was Ana Navarro that threw the ooooooh...Nazi song. She was quickly and repeatedly pummeled.

Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 09:04 PM (cF8AT)

288 Apparently the Amazon Prime show Man in the High Castle uses it so OMG PRO NAZI

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 18, 2019 08:57 PM (GbPPJ)

Yes it does, but screaming about how it is pro-Nazi kind of irritates people like my folks who enjoyed The Sound of Music, and do this old people vote. Especially when they are retired, with a lot of time on their hands. Time they can use to annoy. the. living. daylights. out of everyone else.

Example: Where my folks were - Anna Maria Island, Florida. Just the city clearing a swale (drainage ditch) would result in lawsuits...because...old, bored, hard-charging, yet retired, people. You never know what will set them off and set them against you and I recommend experimenting elsewhere.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 09:04 PM (0QYMt)

289

This just in!! If you play the song Do-Rae-Mi sideways it's actually the Horst Wessel Lied

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2019 09:04 PM (I4JoN)

290 OMG. Clear any children from the room and have a glass of alcohol handy before viewing this. From ace's Tater sidebar.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6os7wpn

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 09:05 PM (ptqGC)

291 274 Alberta Oil Peon

Gosh darned, AOP. You made me laugh so hard!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 18, 2019 09:05 PM (u82oZ)

292 289




This just in!! If you play the song Do-Rae-Mi sideways it's actually the Horst Wessel Lied

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2019 09:04 PM (I4JoN)

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*Golf clap*

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 09:06 PM (cfSRQ)

293 How many of us (talking to the guys here) who are billionaires and had the chance to pork a porn queen would give it a pass? Well, some of us might, but we would regret it. I probably would not, because as a billionaire I could have anyone I wanted. And it would probably not be a porn queen. As a not-a-billionaire I am limited to self abuse. Sad.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 09:06 PM (md3fh)

294 >>And "Sound of Music" is so, so, very, very pro-Nazi!

Edleweis was a song of defiance against the Nazis in the Sound of Music.

*Knowing this does not make me gay.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 09:06 PM (/tuJf)

295
A Priest Saved 'The Body of Christ' From Notre Dame, and NY Times Thought He Meant a Statue

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at April 18, 2019 09:02 PM (e8kgV)



It would be laughable if it weren't so sad how dumb they are. And arrogantly dumb

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2019 09:06 PM (I4JoN)

296
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 09:01 PM (ptqGC)

I can hardly wait!

Posted by: ALH at April 18, 2019 09:06 PM (8wKjk)

297 If the Golden Scalpweasel wins in 2020 the media meltdown will be just epic. I have to take the day after off from work.

Posted by: Infidel at April 18, 2019 09:06 PM (lwX7s)

298 I've never seen The Sound of Music.
Tried to watch some of it, got bored out of my mind, turned it off. Watched maybe 30 minutes max.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 18, 2019 09:06 PM (myjNJ)

299 Watch out tomorrow. The MSM will be hungover and armored up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 09:01 PM (ptqGC)


I hear you, but what can they possibly do that they haven't done already? The only people who still believe them are hopeless. They're lost.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 18, 2019 09:07 PM (t+qrx)

300 "Somehow the idea of Donald Trump banging a prostitute doesn't ring rue."

I agree with this. Trump was meeting with Stormy to explore putting her on The Apprentice. Then she and Avenatti blackmailed Trump.

I do believe that Trump was banging Playmate of the Year Karen McDougal.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 18, 2019 09:07 PM (1UZdv)

301 Think about the bigotry in the journo's Twitter freakout over the Edelweiss song.

Most Germans and Austrians were successfully turned into Nazis. But both countries had sizable contingents of anti-Nazi sentiment, and while far too few of them took action, they nevertheless existed.

Moreover, 99% of Germanic history and culture has nothing to do with Nazism. It was one of many sad aberrations in the monstrous 20th century.

Yet these uneducated swine hear a German sounding anti-Nazi piece of music written in the United States, and because it sounds kinda German, and involves Trump, that means "Nazi."

Such utter ignorance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 09:07 PM (5aX2M)

302 As a not-a-billionaire I am limited to self abuse. Sad.
Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 09:06 PM (md3fh)


Be sure you wash up after.

Posted by: ALH at April 18, 2019 09:07 PM (8wKjk)

303 Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 09:01 PM (ptqGC)



I can hardly wait!



Posted by: ALH at April 18, 2019 09:06 PM (8wKjk)


It's horrifying and hilarious at the same time!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 09:07 PM (ptqGC)

304 I would pay handsomely to watch Tater get the shit kicked out of him on pay-per-view. Whatever happened to celebrity fights?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2019 09:08 PM (jXrK7)

305 298
I've never seen The Sound of Music.

Tried to watch some of it, got bored out of my mind, turned it off. Watched maybe 30 minutes max.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 18, 2019 09:06 PM (myjNJ)

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Used to be on over the holidays, so mandatory viewing with only three networks and no cable.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 09:08 PM (cfSRQ)

306 224 You only need recall that they put on Avenatti literally hundreds of times.

I don't believe a word on CNN unless Avenatti is there to back it up, know what I mean?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 18, 2019 09:08 PM (WrJRi)

307 290
OMG. Clear any children from the room and have a glass of alcohol handy before viewing this. From ace's Tater sidebar.

Damn.

Posted by: dartist at April 18, 2019 09:09 PM (K22Va)

308
Reminds me of when the press were outraged - OUTRAGED! - that the
military had spent millions on 5-inch guns! ...'Cause, y'know, 5-inch
guns are really tiny.


That's nothing. Around this time of year a while back (graduation season), some group got all up in arms about a Hallmark card that happened to mention something positive about discovering a "Black Hole." The aforementioned group whose name escapes me said that was all RAYCISS!!!! and shit and made the greeting card company take it off the display.
I never heard any response from anyone to that bullshit. It wasn't racist in any way and anybody with two functioning brain cells to rub together knew it. Mysteriously, the group got away with it.
If that'd been my card company, I'da sued the shit out of them because stoopid. Also slander, because stoopid.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 18, 2019 09:09 PM (HaL55)

309 And of course it will be singularly justified since
Trump got off with so much to retroactively re-investigate him under
these new laws!

Posted by: Axeman at April 18, 2019 08:57 PM (9KpLw)


If only the Founders had thought about this when they wrote the Constitution!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 18, 2019 09:09 PM (f3oO4)

310 How many of us (talking to the guys here) who are billionaires and had the chance to pork a porn queen would give it a pass? Well, some of us might, but we would regret it. I probably would not, because as a billionaire I could have anyone I wanted. And it would probably not be a porn queen. As a not-a-billionaire I am limited to self abuse. Sad.
Posted by: Ruthless


How many of us guys, who are billionaires, AND germaphobes, would pass up some skank who's had more ass than a toilet seat at Yankee Stadium?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2019 09:09 PM (dDUXP)

311 "Somehow the idea of Donald Trump banging a prostitute doesn't ring rue."

I agree with this. Trump was meeting with Stormy to explore putting her on The Apprentice. Then she and Avenatti blackmailed Trump.

I do believe that Trump was banging Playmate of the Year Karen McDougal.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 18, 2019 09:07 PM (1UZdv)

I don't know about the other woman, but I do NOT believe Trump screwed Daniels. Not only because of the porn/stripper thing, and not only because of her weird claims of their "encounter," but just ... no.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 09:09 PM (XROPS)

312 I'll sing it again:

La, La, La:

How do you solve a problem like the Me de a?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 18, 2019 09:09 PM (u82oZ)

313 For some strange reason the image of the Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote cartoons have been dominating my mind this day.

Posted by: Voter theater. at April 18, 2019 09:09 PM (1TlSN)

314 Whoa. Who is this big breasted blond on the Weather Channel?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 09:10 PM (VkWRL)

315 I always clean up after the sexual simulations. My Japanese sexbot does most of the dirty work.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 09:10 PM (md3fh)

316 Edleweis was a song of defiance against the Nazis in the Sound of Music.



*Knowing this does not make me gay.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 09:06 PM (/tuJf)

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Mark Steyn has written whole books on show tunes and isn't gay.

I used to joke that I was as into show tunes as any straight man could be, but that was before I discovered Steyn.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 09:10 PM (cfSRQ)

317 Yet these uneducated swine hear a German sounding anti-Nazi piece of music written in the United States, and because it sounds kinda German, and involves Trump, that means "Nazi."

Such utter ignorance.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 09:07 PM (5aX2M)


It's breathtaking how stupid they are. And they so smugly arrogant how about stupid they are which is part of the education/indoctrination industry's goal. Make they stupid, gullible and good little Red Guards

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2019 09:10 PM (I4JoN)

318
Stormy was a big thing back then. It would've been a notch in the belt to be able to brag that you banged her.

She did not age well, though. Not so much a notch now. And Trump had no idea he'd be running for POTUS in 10 years or so.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 18, 2019 09:11 PM (f1Vqw)

319
In real life, Papa von Trapp was a WWI Austrian sub captain that the Nazis wanted to press into service. He and the family fled and wound up running a hotel (with singing) in Vermont.
Posted by: Ignoramus


They hired Larry, Darryl and Darryl to do yard work.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2019 09:11 PM (aKsyK)

320 I'm at a loss over the outrage over that song today. It's a Rogers and Hammerstein song from the Sound of Music. Is the Sound of Music now fascist in some way?

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Should've gone with West Side Story. "Puert Rico, my heart's devotion, may it sink back into the ocean."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 09:11 PM (+y/Ru)

321 My favorite part was all the tissue-thin desperation and flailing.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 18, 2019 08:59 PM (t+qrx)


The shell shocked faces, the gnashing of teeth. The lamentations of their women.

It's worth waiting 2 years for.
Posted by: ALH at April 18, 2019 09:02 PM (8wKjk)

The day is sooo good, I had to step up the wine. The Costco ok variety just didn't meet the standards of the night.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 09:11 PM (XROPS)

322 Clear any children from the room and have a glass of alcohol handy before viewing this. From ace's Tater sidebar.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6os7wpn
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 09:05 PM (ptqGC)


He just said "spreading fake news" and "Russian bots" on TV with as close as he can get to a straight face. Tater is about fifty miles past the last exit for "losing with dignity".

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 18, 2019 09:11 PM (t+qrx)

323 OMG. Clear any children from the room and have a glass of alcohol handy before viewing this. From ace's Tater sidebar.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6os7wpn
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 09:05 PM (ptqGC)
***************
That, is frightening... my eyes, my eyes.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2019 09:11 PM (RBOtF)

324 This is not my coming out moment. But I'm pretty sure the role Eidelweiss played in TSOM, was that it was a song of loyalty to Austria, as opposed to the Third Reich.

Posted by: Axeman at April 18, 2019 09:11 PM (9KpLw)

325 LASue

DJT is pretty germ a phobic. And he was married to Melania at the time.

Why go for a sloppy joe sandwich with crusty bread when you have filet minion at home?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 18, 2019 09:12 PM (u82oZ)

326 When you can Google things on your phone in seconds, it's pretty amazing that supposed professionals in the press make such moronic mistakes so frequently.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2019 09:12 PM (jXrK7)

327 OMG. Clear any children from the room and have a glass of alcohol handy before viewing this. From ace's Tater sidebar.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6os7wpn
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 09:05 PM (ptqGC)
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FALSE.

Posted by: Snopes at April 18, 2019 09:12 PM (9KpLw)

328 290
OMG. Clear any children from the room and have a glass of alcohol handy before viewing this. From ace's Tater sidebar.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6os7wpn

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 09:05 PM (ptqGC)

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I saw that on the twitter feed. Awesome. Must be shared all over internet.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 09:12 PM (cfSRQ)

329 Geez. You guys down south stay safe with this tornado activity. I'm going to be watching this blonde on the Weather Channel to make sure you're safe.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 09:12 PM (VkWRL)

330 How many of us guys, who are billionaires, AND germaphobes, would pass up some skank who's had more ass than a toilet seat at Yankee Stadium?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2019 09:09 PM (dDUXP)


Quite a picture there.

Posted by: ALH at April 18, 2019 09:13 PM (8wKjk)

331 Stormy was always skanky.

I'd fuck Karen McDougal even if my sainted mother had to watch.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 18, 2019 09:13 PM (1UZdv)

332 I've never seen The Sound of Music.

Tried to watch some of it, got bored out of my mind, turned it off. Watched maybe 30 minutes max.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 18, 2019 09:06 PM (myjNJ)

It used to be a regular run Thanksgiving Day in the evening.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 09:13 PM (0QYMt)

333 Twitter claims "ImpeachTrump" is trending worldwide. Full of claims that he is going to jail and a Russian stooge etc. Has there ever in history been as much mental illness out and proud as there is right now?

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 09:13 PM (uEbPt)

334 Personally, I love germs. They are my friends.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 09:13 PM (md3fh)

335 Such utter ignorance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 09:07 PM (5aX2M)

They're too busy taking Journalism and Communications courses to take any World History courses!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 18, 2019 09:13 PM (f3oO4)

336 Gone With the Wind bored me half to death.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 09:13 PM (uEbPt)

337 How many journalists does it take to build a canal?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2019 09:14 PM (FVvBL)

338 https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6os7wpn
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 09:05 PM (ptqGC)


Bad, bad girl.

Posted by: ALH at April 18, 2019 09:14 PM (8wKjk)

339 In real life, Papa von Trapp was a WWI Austrian sub captain that the Nazis wanted to press into service. He and the family fled and wound up running a hotel (with singing) in Vermont.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 18, 2019 09:04 PM (1UZdv)


Right over the mountain from here. In addition to their inn and ski trails they now make make and sell craft beer under their own label.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 18, 2019 09:14 PM (odjO3)

340
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 18, 2019 09:14 PM (KCxzN)

341 I've never seen The Sound of Music.

Tried to watch some of it, got bored out of my mind, turned it off. Watched maybe 30 minutes max.

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A WWII movie with no machine guns, no bombs, no tanks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 09:14 PM (+y/Ru)

342 324
This is not my coming out moment. But I'm pretty sure the role
Eidelweiss played in TSOM, was that it was a song of loyalty to Austria,
as opposed to the Third Reich.

Posted by: Axeman at April 18, 2019 09:11 PM (9KpLw)

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Yes, it was an act of defiance against the Nazis.

Which is why Trump played it - to show how stupid these people are.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 09:15 PM (cfSRQ)

343 Lol..no wonder the liberals in my office were all quiet today - no political talk or jabs at conservatives at all.

Posted by: IC at April 18, 2019 09:15 PM (LJUs+)

344 Avenatti is a straight shooter.

Posted by: CNN at April 18, 2019 09:15 PM (uEbPt)

345 Citizen Kane, kinda boring.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2019 09:15 PM (jXrK7)

346 Watching Trump interviews from the 80s and 90s, he is and always has been a YUGE patriot. I cannot imagine how pissed off he has been about being accused for 2 years that he and his family are actual traitors.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 09:15 PM (XROPS)

347 326 When you can Google things on your phone in seconds, it's pretty amazing that supposed professionals in the press make such moronic mistakes so frequently.

I was thinking about this right before your comment, in that they could have just googled Edelweiss even if they never saw the play/movie, and then remembered Google's mission is to keep us only able to access the correct things of the moment.

Which is seldom actual unbiased information

Posted by: barbarausa at April 18, 2019 09:16 PM (W7IZQ)

348 How many journalists does it take to build a canal?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2019 09:14 PM (FVvBL)
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Depends on the length and the depth of the canal.

Posted by: Axeman at April 18, 2019 09:16 PM (9KpLw)

349 >>It used to be a regular run Thanksgiving Day in the evening.

After football. Plus, if you grew up in New England you got at least one "Did you know.." article a year about the Von Trapp family.

Reality was disappointing.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 09:16 PM (/tuJf)

350 336
Gone With the Wind bored me half to death.


Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 09:13 PM (uEbPt)

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*Types. Deletes*

Do any old films interest you?

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 09:16 PM (cfSRQ)

351 346 Watching Trump interviews from the 80s and 90s, he is and always has been a YUGE patriot. I cannot imagine how pissed off he has been about being accused for 2 years that he and his family are actual traitors.
Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 09:15 PM (XROPS)


Of course. Imagine how any loyal American would feel at being accused of being a Democrat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2019 09:17 PM (HOIfB)

352 Tonight's Perry Mason has a substitute Perry, Michael Rennie.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2019 08:56 PM (aKsyK)

They tried to get Rock Hudson, but her had a Burr up his ass?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2019 09:17 PM (TfwlC)

353 and then remembered Google's mission is to keep us only able to access the correct things of the moment.



Which is seldom actual unbiased information

Posted by: barbarausa at April 18, 2019 09:16 PM (W7IZQ)

A most cromulent point, and one we forget at our peril!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 18, 2019 09:17 PM (f3oO4)

354 From here to Eternity and 12 o'clock High. Two of the best films ever made.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 09:18 PM (VkWRL)

355 Posted by: Axeman at April 18, 2019 09:11 PM (9KpLw)

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Yes. Trapp was deliberately provoking the Nazi rats. A small act of defiance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 09:18 PM (5aX2M)

356 Kurosawa films are pretty good. But it make you realize that Hollywood is just recycling the same plots over and over.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2019 09:18 PM (jXrK7)

357 331 Ignoramus

Even if she was holding up cards with the French flag and numbers like 6.3, 2.8 (that's the East German judge) 8.1?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 18, 2019 09:18 PM (u82oZ)

358 I am praying the Dems keep going after Barr. I want them to hound him to resign, call him names and slander him every time they flap their fat ignorant gums. Because I want him to bring the fucking ravage upon them. I want him vengeful.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 18, 2019 09:18 PM (0rsWa)

359 Let's check in with Schiff for an impeachment update.

https://tinyurl.com/y2sr38uf

Posted by: HA at April 18, 2019 09:19 PM (MAstk)

360 This is not my coming out moment. But I'm pretty
sure the role Eidelweiss played in TSOM, was that it was a song of
loyalty to Austria, as opposed to the Third Reich.

Posted by: Axeman at April 18, 2019 09:11 PM (9KpLw)

The Austrians considered those *other* Germans to be a bit barbaric. The snobbery amonst European countries (and within those countries) has to be seen to be believed.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 09:19 PM (0QYMt)

361

Eidelweiss bloom was used as a symbol for the Gebirgsjager, who were light infantry used in mountain campaigns--think 10th Mountain for am equivalent.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 18, 2019 09:19 PM (KATBx)

362
After football. Plus, if you grew up in New
England you got at least one "Did you know.." article a year about the
Von Trapp family.



Reality was disappointing.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 09:16 PM (/tuJf)

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The menfolk talked about Adult Things in the living room while the women cleaned up and chatted in the kitchen and dining room.

The kids all settled into the den and watched Sound of Music.

Those were better days.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 09:19 PM (cfSRQ)

363 Citizen Kane was a breakthrough in so many ways.

What gets lost to time is that it was an expose of William Randolph Hearst, who was one of the most famous Americans of his day. Imagine today baring Zuckerburg to one and all in a scathing expose. Kane was 10x.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 18, 2019 09:19 PM (1UZdv)

364 LASue

DJT is pretty germ a phobic. And he was married to Melania at the time.

Why go for a sloppy joe sandwich with crusty bread when you have filet minion at home?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 18, 2019 09:12 PM (u82oZ)


Well put.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 09:19 PM (XROPS)

365 Do any old films interest you?


Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 09:16 PM (cfSRQ)
Sure. But not all of them. Do you consider Bridge on the River Kwai old? One of my faves. Didn't mean to offend. It really did bore me.

Posted by: CNN at April 18, 2019 09:19 PM (uEbPt)

366 "A most cromulent point, and one we forget at our peril!"

I thought "oh snap...", and had a moment of sadness for what the internet was once supposed to be

"Smart" gadgets, government ed, and silicon valley. smh

Posted by: barbarausa at April 18, 2019 09:20 PM (W7IZQ)

367 *Types. Deletes*

Do any old films interest you?
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd


The African Queen, Maltese Falcon, Casablanca, Charlie Chan, The Bowery Boys, Abbott & Costello, Crosby & Hope, Laurel & Hardy...

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2019 09:20 PM (dDUXP)

368 My favorite old films are WWII films. Those were some pretty big productions and it was all done without CGI.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2019 09:20 PM (jXrK7)

369 A WWII movie with no machine guns, no bombs, no tanks.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 09:14 PM (+y/Ru)


Did we watch the same movie?

https://stoatnet.org/tsom.gif

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 18, 2019 09:20 PM (t+qrx)

370 Journalists should not be trusted to do serious work, like building a canal. They should learn to code, but probably would not be able to do it. There are plenty of jobs at McDonalds. Those burgers won't flip themselves, after all.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 09:20 PM (md3fh)

371 Gone With the Wind? Nope, boring..
Citizen Cane? Not interested.
Blade Runner? Stupid and confusing scifi, nope!
2001 A Space Oddessy? Yeh, about that... nope!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 18, 2019 09:20 PM (myjNJ)

372
If I worked my hands on wood
Would you still love me?



??

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 09:21 PM (LApHf)

373 I've never seen The Sound of Music.

Tried to watch some of it, got bored out of my mind, turned it off. Watched maybe 30 minutes max.

-
A WWII movie with no machine guns, no bombs, no tanks.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 09:14 PM (+y/Ru)



The Irish comedian Dave Allen did a skit on the movie about cutting out the boring parts and getting to the action. The scene starts with Julie Andrews going up the hill and starts in the Sound of Music and within second German shells start to explode all around her.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2019 09:21 PM (sQadD)

374 277 A Priest Saved 'The Body of Christ' From Notre Dame, and NY Times Thought He Meant a Statue
Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at April 18, 2019 09:02 PM (e8kgV)

Not exactly a huge surprise.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 09:21 PM (hv/hU)

375 Those burgers won't flip themselves, after all.
Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 09:20 PM (md3fh)

Ummmmmm....soon they will.

Very soon.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 18, 2019 09:21 PM (Z+IKu)

376 There are plenty of jobs at McDonalds. Those burgers won't flip themselves, after all.
Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 09:20 PM (md3fh)


I wouldn't trust them to flip burgers competently. Maybe disinfect the ordering kiosks?

Posted by: Emmie at April 18, 2019 09:22 PM (4HMW8)

377 341 I've never seen The Sound of Music.

Tried to watch some of it, got bored out of my mind, turned it off. Watched maybe 30 minutes max.

-
A WWII movie with no machine guns, no bombs, no tanks.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 09:14 PM (+y/Ru)


But there is dancing and showtunes!

Posted by: Anderson Cooper and Don LeMon at April 18, 2019 09:22 PM (sy5kK)

378 For your viewing pleasure, the most nominal launch in history

https://tinyurl.com/y3rspb5e

Suck it Space X

Posted by: MAGA at April 18, 2019 09:22 PM (I5LRE)

379 Yes, it was an act of defiance against the Nazis.

-
And you're wondering why the progressives don't like it?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 09:22 PM (+y/Ru)

380 Kubrick was a master and a genius but I hate 2001 almost as much as I hate Steve Schmidt and Nicole Wallace.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 09:22 PM (uEbPt)

381 what a great day!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 18, 2019 09:22 PM (0O7c5)

382 "The Austrians considered those *other* Germans to be a bit barbaric"

one quarter Austrian here (grandma emigrated and became a citizen pre-wwI), and they do not like to be called Germans.

They think Germans are humorless pricks, in general

Posted by: barbarausa at April 18, 2019 09:22 PM (W7IZQ)

383 341 I've never seen The Sound of Music.

Tried to watch some of it, got bored out of my mind, turned it off. Watched maybe 30 minutes max.

-
A WWII movie with no machine guns, no bombs, no tanks.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 09:14 PM (+y/Ru)


You haven't seen the unexpurgated version.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmFgAMTEg0E

Posted by: rickl at April 18, 2019 09:23 PM (sdi6R)

384 Marcus T @ 329- Last night Mrs. E and I looked at a clump of 3 trees each about 24 inches in diameter and 75 ft tall last last night and agreed they needed to come down as soon as possible. Well, this morning at around 0330 2 of them did, about 15 feet from our carport where a camper, 2 trucks, a car, a tractor, and a lawnmower were. We are blessed with a near miss and a ton of firewood.

Posted by: Eromero at April 18, 2019 09:23 PM (qBNEP)

385 You know there's a conspiracy theory that Kubrick was killed for trying to expose Hollywood pedophiles in Eyes Wide Shut?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2019 09:23 PM (jXrK7)

386 The Austrians considered those *other* Germans to be a bit barbaric. The snobbery amonst European countries (and within those countries) has to be seen to be believed.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 09:

-----

Putting aside their own barbarity in the Anschluss period (which was stupendous), they're right. Everything in Austria is more polished and civilized than in Germany.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 09:23 PM (5aX2M)

387 Orange jumpsuits

I can't help but at least wonder how many of those what, 147 democrats (?), that are running for president have the feeling that one of those sealed indictments has their name on it.

"They're doing this to me because,,, political!!!"

Posted by: teej at April 18, 2019 09:24 PM (uWcN8)

388 Citizen Cane is a good movie to watch once. Great scene design and how it is shot. A good character who falls.

Gets kind of boring on rewatch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 09:24 PM (hv/hU)

389 I was in an elevator once and heard the sound of Musak. Didn't care for it much. Punched the stop button and caused a panic.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 09:24 PM (md3fh)

390 For your viewing pleasure, the most nominal launch in history

https://tinyurl.com/y3rspb5e

Suck it Space X
Posted by: MAGA at April 18, 2019 09:22 PM (I5LRE)


Maximum nominality.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 18, 2019 09:24 PM (t+qrx)

391 371
Gone With the Wind? Nope, boring..

Citizen Cane? Not interested.

Blade Runner? Stupid and confusing scifi, nope!

2001 A Space Oddessy? Yeh, about that... nope!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 18, 2019 09:20 PM (myjNJ)

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Blade Runner is film noir and rather simple film noir at that but has stunning sound and visuals. Great movie.

Gone With the Wind is epic in both its scale and theme. Just watching the performances of Clark Gable and Vivien Leigh is enough.

Citizen Kane is harder for young people to relate to because they don't get the references. It was a breakthrough but you need a semester of film history to understand why.

2001 is slow.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 09:24 PM (cfSRQ)

392 Eidelweiss bloom was used as a symbol for the
Gebirgsjager, who were light infantry used in mountain campaigns--think
10th Mountain for am equivalent.


Posted by: irongrampa at April 18, 2019 09:19 PM (KATBx)

IIRC, a German submarine was at Narvik when Warspite made her charge into the fjord and sank all of the German destroyers. Also there was a German sub in the fjord, and Warspite's seaplane hit the sub with a bomb, sinking the sub. One submarine officer was in the water and was pulled out and into a boat launched from shore, and later remarked that he never expected to be rescued at sea by mountain troops.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 09:25 PM (0QYMt)

393


Gravystain Stulter is saying that because they created the collusion story, it is real, and therefore, must be reported on, and reported on in that great exemplary CNN fashion.

He has mental deficiencies.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Joe Biden at April 18, 2019 09:25 PM (z8c2c)

394 You know there's a conspiracy theory that Kubrick was killed for trying to expose Hollywood pedophiles in Eyes Wide Shut?

...


Meh. Who would believe a conspiracy theory?

Posted by: Schiff at April 18, 2019 09:25 PM (MAstk)

395 @TheBabylonBee 4h

Did Nick Cage Steal The Declaration? FALSE - Plus 5 More Shocking Snopes Reveals

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2019 09:25 PM (uAgHA)

396 Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2019 09:23 PM (jXrK7)

Yes. As conspiracy theories go, a pretty good one.

In fact I found Meryl Streep's creepy plea that everyone must "safeguard the truth" (after calling out various low-level people in the audience by name and listing oddly specific details about their lives) incredibly strange and offputting. Safeguard the truth? I know what we were supposed to THINK she meant. But I also know what that sounds like. As in keep it from getting out?

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 09:26 PM (uEbPt)

397 pffffft. Saw nood, read content, 1st.

**does vodka butt shot while standing on head**




Posted by: pep at April 18, 2019 08:09 PM (T6t7i)


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PROSST!

-----PROSSTATE!

Posted by: stumck at April 18, 2019 09:27 PM (IpZ/y)

398 Im not an insider, but I picture lots of democrat meetings tonight discussing:
1) how do we distract from what is about to happen?;
2 ) what actual evidence do they have?;
3) who can we f@in trust?; and
4) Will I be going to jail?.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 09:27 PM (XROPS)

399 Citizen Kane is harder for young people to relate to because they don't get the references.

Too many big words?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2019 09:27 PM (HOIfB)

400 Marie Osmond is looking like a sexbot in her NutriSystem commercials.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 18, 2019 09:27 PM (oVJmc)

401 Carpe Donktum has some great stuff. Lots of Edelweiss going on, too.

Posted by: t-bird at April 18, 2019 09:28 PM (DCYln)

402 Citizen Cane is a good movie to watch once. Great scene design and how it is shot. A good character who falls.

Gets kind of boring on rewatch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 09:24 PM (hv/hU)
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What's amazing is what you don't see. You see shots, like you've seen in countless movies ... *afterward*.

Posted by: Axeman at April 18, 2019 09:28 PM (9KpLw)

403 2001 is slow.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 09:24 PM (cfSRQ)

2001 is fucking boring. Kubrick managed to make a space movie with a crazy computer offing dudes boring.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 09:28 PM (hv/hU)

404 I read 2001. He didn't have much to work with.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2019 09:29 PM (jXrK7)

405 378 For your viewing pleasure, the most nominal launch in history

https://tinyurl.com/y3rspb5e

Suck it Space X
Posted by: MAGA at April 18, 2019 09:22 PM (I5LRE)


Somebody needs to buy that announcer a thesaurus.

Posted by: rickl at April 18, 2019 09:29 PM (sdi6R)

406
We are blessed with a near miss and a ton of firewood.

Wow, you were really lucky, Eromero.


We have heavy weather headed our way tonight and tomorrow. Hope nothing happens near us.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 18, 2019 09:29 PM (HaL55)

407 Let's see if Hannity can keep his "opening statement" under half an hour tonight.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at April 18, 2019 09:29 PM (DwzBO)

408 Gone With The Wind is the greatest movie of all time.

This is a fact.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 09:29 PM (XROPS)

409 Journalists should not be trusted to do serious work, like building a canal. They should learn to code, but probably would not be able to do it. There are plenty of jobs at McDonalds. Those burgers won't flip themselves, after all.
Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 09:20 PM (md3fh)

When they get caught up in some stupid illiteracy they invariably double down. Something about factsplaining. IIRC they did something like that when they were caught saying stupid things about guns.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 18, 2019 09:30 PM (JgA4k)

410 Butt shots are best done while upright, not standing on head. Come on, get with the plan here. We have to stand together, or hang together. *or what I've heard here from the Horde*

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 09:30 PM (md3fh)

411
Citizen Kane is harder for young people to relate to because they don't get the references. It was a breakthrough but you need a semester of film history to understand why.



Citizen Kane is interesting because of what it does with narrative and a lot of visual techniques. It's not the story itself that is going to work well with the average viewer.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 18, 2019 09:30 PM (oVJmc)

412 Peter Cremer (?) was the U-boat officer and I think he was the highest scroing surviving U-boat captain.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 09:30 PM (0QYMt)

413 I fuckin hate the left and shep. Yeah shep, that is the ticket

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2019 09:30 PM (Y+V3r)

414 What's amazing is what you don't see. You see shots, like you've seen in countless movies ... *afterward*.

Yeah you can't really appreciate Citizen Kane without being at least a little bit of a film student

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 09:30 PM (39g3+)

415 Did anyone catch the typo in the headline?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 18, 2019 09:30 PM (myjNJ)

416 Today was the first day I saw the Left lose control of "the narrative" since roughly 2006. You can say they did briefly after the election but it was very brief. They were on Russia right quick.

I am as cynical as anyone but I think it's a sign of things to come. Trump has been waiting to tilt the field all the way back on their dumb asses and it feels to me like he has actually done it. Fucker plays to win. Bides his time when he has to. Goes for the kill when he has to. So refreshing.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 09:30 PM (uEbPt)

417 Gone with the Wind is lucky it isn't banned for being racist these days.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2019 09:31 PM (jXrK7)

418 400 Marie Osmond is looking like a sexbot in her NutriSystem commercials.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 18, 2019 09:27 PM (oVJmc)


She's an amalgam of several different parts. None of her looks like a human being.

Posted by: ALH at April 18, 2019 09:31 PM (8wKjk)

419 What's amazing is what you don't see. You see shots, like you've seen in countless movies ... *afterward*.
Posted by: Axeman at April 18, 2019 09:28 PM (9KpLw)

I was struck by the deep focus and just how amazing the movie scenes were framed. He was a fricking genius. Plus, Rita Hayworth.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 09:31 PM (hv/hU)

420 A week or so ago Comey tweeted: "So many questions" with a picture of giant redwoods.

Just now, he tweets, "So many answers" with a picture of the forest floor with a couple of seedlings.

He's so profound. He really wants you to now how deep and profound he is.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 18, 2019 09:31 PM (NtglE)

421 354 Marcus T.

My cousin's father played Sgt. Leva in From Here to Eternity. (He also played Elvis Presley's jail cell "mentor" in Jailhouse Rock.) I never met him. He divorced my aunt years before I was born. My cousin only saw him a few times in her life.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 18, 2019 09:31 PM (aBR7R)

422 LASue

This is one data point in the argument that men and women are different.

Let's agree on Casablanca. Otherwise plenty of guys will go with Airplane or Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Although their Life of Brian is seasonal.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 18, 2019 09:32 PM (u82oZ)

423 The entire MSM tonight is

a. Barr should be impeached

b. Mueller totes found collusion

It's incredible.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 18, 2019 09:32 PM (FiUMj)

424 408 Gone With The Wind is the greatest movie of all time.

This is a fact.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 09:29 PM (XROPS)

Tom Hagen would like to have a word.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 09:32 PM (uEbPt)

425 Gone with the Wind is lucky it isn't banned for being racist these days.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2019 09:31 PM (jXrK7)

Oh that is coming. Bank on it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2019 09:32 PM (Y+V3r)

426 Gone With The Wind is the greatest movie of all time.

This is a fact.
Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 09:29 PM (XROPS)


Then I can't scrounge up the slightest interest in seeing the greatest movie of all time and can't get more than a few minutes into it without getting bored and wandering off. I can live with that.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 18, 2019 09:32 PM (t+qrx)

427

My bunghole really burns innd my prostate feels like somebody sandpapered it with 60 Grit...

Posted by: Shemp Smith at April 18, 2019 09:32 PM (UFLLM)

428 408 Gone With The Wind is the greatest movie of all time.

This is a fact.
Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 09:29 PM (XROPS)

Ben Hur (Heston.) Or maybe the Searchers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 09:32 PM (hv/hU)

429 Too many big words?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2019 09:27 PM (HOIfB)

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You have to know about the Spanish-American War, who William Randolph Hearst was, what movie newsreels were like...

Totally different environment. Then you have to figure out what movies looked like before it was made and contrast them.

I respect the film, but it isn't real accessible.

Gone With The Wind is, and it's amazing. If you find it boring you are a bloodless pedant. I watched it not long ago and was once again impressed.

Also, Hattie McDaniel won the Best Supporting Actor award - the first black woman to win an Oscar.
So if you don't like the movie, you're also a racist.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 09:32 PM (cfSRQ)

430 It's the Best Western ever, Seven Samurai

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 18, 2019 09:33 PM (1UZdv)

431 Gone with the Wind is lucky it isn't banned for being racist these days.


Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2019 09:31 PM (jXrK7)

Way too many chicks would lose their Sweet Honey Iced Tea if that happened, all the way from the crazy cat lady to the matron with seven kids and fifteen grandkids. That is a buzzsaw no one wants to walk into.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 09:34 PM (0QYMt)

432 Enjoying his Hillary Ben Rhodes tweet video:

https://twitter.com/CarpeDonktum/
status/1118972861803372545

(remove space or return or whatever)

Posted by: t-bird at April 18, 2019 09:34 PM (lK7fO)

433 Yojimbo is my favorite. I just love the manipulation of morons.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2019 09:34 PM (jXrK7)

434 She's an amalgam of several different parts. None of her looks like a human being.
Posted by: ALH at April 18, 2019 09:31 PM (8wKjk)


Like Obama's fabled composite girlfriend.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 18, 2019 09:34 PM (t+qrx)

435 Kathy Lee Gifford has had so much work done that she's beginning to get that cat like look.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 18, 2019 09:34 PM (DcvEC)

436 423 The entire MSM tonight is

a. Barr should be impeached

b. Mueller totes found collusion

It's incredible.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 18, 2019 09:32 PM (FiUMj)

Excellent. Keep fucking that chicken. And keep pissing off Barr. i want him raging and investigating.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 18, 2019 09:34 PM (0rsWa)

437 LASue,

For #2, I'm going to guess they have it all.

The combined resources of the NSA and military intelligence are going to come down on their heads like the hammer of Thor.
Might even throw in a few Zeussian type thunderbolts.

Posted by: teej at April 18, 2019 09:35 PM (uWcN8)

438
My cousin's father played Sgt. Leva in From Here to Eternity.



Mickey Shaughnessy....I remember him from 'Conquest of Space.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 18, 2019 09:35 PM (oVJmc)

439 Ignoramus

The Theme from The Magnificent Seven disagrees.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 18, 2019 09:35 PM (u82oZ)

440 Posted by: Eromero at April 18, 2019 09:23 PM (qBNEP)



I'm glad you guys are safe.

I'm at the point where I have far too many tall trees that could hit the house and do some serious damage. Funny what happens when you are not paying attention to Mother Nature!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 18, 2019 09:35 PM (f3oO4)

441 My cousin's father played Sgt. Leva in From Here to Eternity. (He also played Elvis Presley's jail cell "mentor" in Jailhouse Rock.) I never met him. He divorced my aunt years before I was born. My cousin only saw him a few times in her life.


My Brother's friend his Mom had her ribs broken by Clint Eastwood, he lost control of a horse, calls her every year to see how she's doing.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 18, 2019 09:35 PM (dKiJG)

442 "Go home to mommy! Go home to mommy!"LOL

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 09:35 PM (KOCKb)

443 I am proud to say that I have never watched GWTH, and I was alive about a year after it was released. I have also never watched Titanic, that thing about the burning sled or a lot of other crap. I last had my TV on (and I have free cable) since election night of 2016. The MSM and Hollywood is an evil cabal to be avoided at all costs. The truth can be found, but not anywhere near them.

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 09:35 PM (md3fh)

444 Gone With The Wind is one of those dividing points, people tend to either love it or hate it. I can't stand it, its too long and none of the characters are likable. But its well made and Scarlett is truly lovely on the outside.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 09:35 PM (39g3+)

445 The Democrats and Press continue with the Lie because the 9 Billionaires who run and pay for the Democrat Party have told them to continue.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2019 09:35 PM (sy5kK)

446 -----------------------------
Gone With The Wind is, and it's amazing. If you find it boring you are a bloodless pedant. I watched it not long ago and was once again impressed.
-----------------------------

I think you have to account for differences in taste and temper. For example, I love most of Tarantino but have yet to find a Coen Brothers film I can stand to see more than once if at all - even without knowing it is the Coens. Many people are the opposite. Many love both or hate both. Who is right? Who cares?

That said it was a long time ago. Perhaps I will give it another shot.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 09:36 PM (uEbPt)

447 Sara Sanders doesn't look in the slightest wore out from serving in the Trump admin.

Posted by: dartist at April 18, 2019 09:36 PM (K22Va)

448 What time is the ONT?

Posted by: ALH at April 18, 2019 09:36 PM (8wKjk)

449 My late FiL was an usher at the premier of Gone With The Wind in Atlanta.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 09:36 PM (ptqGC)

450 I forget who pointed me to the Babylon Bee, but I know it was someone in the Horde. These folks are funny as heck. Yup. Heck.

Like my son Josh says, Heck is where you go when you don't believe in Gosh.

Srsly: Babylon Bee is right behind AoS in sites I frequent.

That and Muldoon's Limerick a Day.

And the H2. Cuz bewbs.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 18, 2019 09:36 PM (PXJBj)

451 Yojimbo is my favorite. I just love the manipulation of morons.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2019 09:34 PM (jXrK7)


Ikiru is the feel-good movie of the summer.

No really, I do like that one a lot.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 18, 2019 09:37 PM (t+qrx)

452 Gone With The Wind is the greatest movie of all time.



Pff.


Ernest Saves Christmas.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 18, 2019 09:37 PM (oVJmc)

453 If an alien landed in the US today and watched 20 minutes of news, he'd think Mueller had Trump on tape with Putin stuffing ballots in Michigan.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 18, 2019 09:37 PM (FiUMj)

454 For a Few Dollars More is by far the best of the trilogy. Fight me.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 09:37 PM (uEbPt)

455 Frankly I do not give a damn. And do not call me Shirley

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2019 09:37 PM (Y+V3r)

456 And that Lyn Lenz woman is a serious bunny boiler. That guy got out while the getting was good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 09:37 PM (39g3+)

457 449 My late FiL was an usher at the premier of Gone With The Wind in Atlanta.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 09:36 PM (ptqGC)


Cool!

My mother skipped school to see it. She had a big crush on Clark Gable.

Posted by: ALH at April 18, 2019 09:37 PM (8wKjk)

458 Gone with the Wind was a huge bestseller.

That then got into made into the Biggest Hugest Movie of All Time. One of the first big color flicks. Four hours! and that cast!

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 18, 2019 09:38 PM (1UZdv)

459
You know there's a conspiracy theory that Kubrick was killed for trying to expose Hollywood pedophiles in Eyes Wide Shut?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


I heard that on Coast to Coast AM.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2019 09:38 PM (aKsyK)

460 Ignorance is nothing to be proud of.
GWTW is a great film.

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 09:38 PM (KOCKb)

461 446
For example, I love most of Tarantino but have yet to find a Coen Brothers film I can stand to see more than once if at all - even without knowing it is the Coens. Many people are the opposite. Many love both or hate both. Who is right? Who cares?

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 09:36 PM (uEbPt)


Yeah, I'm the opposite with regards to the Coens vs. Tarantino.

Posted by: rickl at April 18, 2019 09:38 PM (sdi6R)

462 Election morning was enormous, fantastic but...I had no idea how good Trump would be. I knew he was way better than Hillary, but I had NO IDEA about the Supreme Court,Kavanaugh's gutsy support, federal court nominations at a historic pace, strong foreign relations, great trade deals, tax legislation, immigration... I am so much more a fan than I was before. We are so lucky after Obama to have him

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 09:38 PM (XROPS)

463 Did anyone catch the typo in the headline?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 18, 2019 09:30 PM (myjNJ)


Yep. It's one of the things I love about our Ewok.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 09:39 PM (ptqGC)

464 444
Gone With The Wind is one of those dividing points, people tend to
either love it or hate it. I can't stand it, its too long and none of
the characters are likable. But its well made and Scarlett is truly
lovely on the outside.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 09:35 PM (39g3+)

---
Scarlett isn't supposed to be likeable, that's the point.

It's a searing look at what the Civil War did to the South. Anyone who thinks it's pro-Confederate is an idiot and Scarlett (and Rhett) spell that out from the get-go.

And yet they fight and die. The scene with the wounded at Atlanta...keeps pulling back...what a waste.

No wonder people couldn't get enough of it. Brilliant film making.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 09:39 PM (cfSRQ)

465 Now, let's find out exactly who signed those 4 FISA warrants that were false and unverified.


All 4 of them. And the evidence presented to the Judge to back them up.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2019 09:39 PM (sy5kK)

466 "Putting aside their own barbarity in the Anschluss period (which was stupendous), they're right. Everything in Austria is more polished and civilized than in Germany. "

Grandma came from a farm village in middle of nowhere. Big thing for me, in high school, was seeing the german uniforms on the black-bordered photos in the farmhouses, from the ones who died as cannon fodder on the Russian front--old men and little boys off the farm.

One of grandma's brothers was a prisoner in Siberia twice--wwI, and II. he didn't make it back the second time, after Stalingrad and prison.

A cousin of my mother's, a teen when he was sent and then captured, looked a million years old from the experience till the day he died.

Blew my mind at 16, when we took her back to visit the village, to realize if they had been deployed west, they might have met dad in combat.

Posted by: barbarausa at April 18, 2019 09:39 PM (W7IZQ)

467 Anyone who would cut down a tree is an enemy of Gaia. AOS will soon be passing laws against this. Thank you AOS for saving the Earth. /

Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 09:39 PM (md3fh)

468 Adam Schiff demanding that Brian Stelter return his neck back to him.

Posted by: BluesFish at April 18, 2019 09:39 PM (WQZ1O)

469 My Grandpa was an extra for an Douglass Fairbanks pirate movie, they hired them because they could swim. They pulled a plug on the ship and then swim for it.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 18, 2019 09:40 PM (dKiJG)

470 But its well made and Scarlett is truly lovely on the outside.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 09:35 PM (39g3+)

I was far more fond of Olivia deHaveland (sp). She is still alive. I think I read once that she is the last living member of the cast of GWTW. If it's on the internet it must be true.

but yeah, not my favorite movie. Casablanca was much better when talking about classics.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 18, 2019 09:40 PM (PXJBj)

471 King Kong is still pissed about Atlanta burning

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2019 09:40 PM (Y+V3r)

472 I liked Ashleigh and Olivia de Haviland.

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 09:40 PM (KOCKb)

473 Yojimbo is my favorite. I just love the manipulation of morons.

Ixnay on the Ojimboway.

Posted by: Sergio Leone at April 18, 2019 09:40 PM (fuK7c)

474 Let's sum up.

USA! USA! USA!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSbCnWe6e1o

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 18, 2019 09:41 PM (u82oZ)

475 Ignorance is nothing to be proud of.
GWTW is a great film.
Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 09:38 PM (KOCKb)


I don't see how those statements are related at all.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 18, 2019 09:41 PM (t+qrx)

476 Nood.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2019 09:41 PM (Y4EXg)

477 okay old movies.
North by Northwest
Shenandoah
journey to Shiloh
all of the road to movies
McClintock

so many more...

Posted by: teej at April 18, 2019 09:41 PM (uWcN8)

478 I'm sorry you people are so terribly wrong but......
Duck Soup is the greatest movie ever made, and the Quiet Man, and Jaws, and Smokey and the Bandit.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 18, 2019 09:42 PM (myjNJ)

479 Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 09:39 PM (md3fh)

*waves*

Haven't seen your nic in a while. But then I don't visit evening threads much.

How are things?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 18, 2019 09:42 PM (PXJBj)

480 but yeah, not my favorite movie. Casablanca was much better when talking about classics.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 18, 2019 09:40 PM (PXJBj)

---
Casablanca is my candidate for Best Movie Ever.

I will fight to defend this claim.

Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 18, 2019 09:42 PM (cfSRQ)

481 All 4 of them. And the evidence presented to the Judge to back them up.







Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2019 09:39 PM (sy5kK)


And the judges' names! Bet they are all Dems.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 18, 2019 09:42 PM (f3oO4)

482
I wish the local conservative radio station would replace that assclown Joe Walsh with Mark Levin

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2019 09:42 PM (Bg7Jk)

483 470
I was far more fond of Olivia deHaveland (sp). She is still alive.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 18, 2019 09:40 PM (PXJBj)


She's 102 according to Wikipedia.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olivia_de_Havilland

Posted by: rickl at April 18, 2019 09:43 PM (sdi6R)

484 Comrade Eromero,
Our records indicate no permit was issued for removing trees on your property.

Also, we have no record of receiving an Environmental Impact Statement for the event under review.
Comply. Or else.

Posted by: The EPA Recriminations Dept at April 18, 2019 09:43 PM (8AONa)

485 They are independent statements. Not related. The first is fact. The second statement is my opinion.

Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 09:43 PM (KOCKb)

486 I whack off to Santa Claus vs. The Martians. Greatest movie ever made. And jizziest!

Posted by: Shemp Smith at April 18, 2019 09:44 PM (UFLLM)

487 Anyone who would cut down a tree is an enemy of Gaia. AOS will soon be passing laws against this. Thank you AOS for saving the Earth. /
Posted by: Ruthless at April 18, 2019 09:39 PM (md3fh)

But we need to cut down trees to get the wood pulp to make paper that we can use to make paper straws to replace the plastic straws that are killing the sea turtles!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2019 09:44 PM (TfwlC)

488 A.H. Lloyd @ 464- When that movie, and moreso that book came out, there were quite a few Confederate veterans still living. And believe me, they had their reasons for fighting. Oh yes.

Posted by: Eromero at April 18, 2019 09:45 PM (qBNEP)

489 What I understand about GWTW is this: Disney has gone full SJW, and Disney still puts out all of the princess stuff. The money I acknowledge, but I also acknowledge that pulling the princess stuff would like being plopped down into Resident Evil with a butter knife and enraged eleven-year-old zombies. And their zombie mothers.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 18, 2019 09:45 PM (0QYMt)

490 >>>> My cousin's father played Sgt. Leva in From Here to Eternity. (He also played Elvis Presley's jail cell "mentor" in Jailhouse Rock.)
~~~~~

Psht. I was on Candid Camera. Bet you didn't know there was a Hollywood icon at the HQ, didja.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 18, 2019 09:46 PM (NtglE)

491 GWTW would have been awesome had the final scene involved a gun shot and Scarlett collapsing with the sun going down.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 18, 2019 09:46 PM (siYMV)

492


noop

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 09:46 PM (LApHf)

493 Casablanca has a great script. It and the Godfathers are the most quotable

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 18, 2019 09:47 PM (1UZdv)

494 I remember when GWTW was rereleased in 1966 or 67. My parents took us to the movie theatre one night to see it. I felt so sophistimacated at age 6 or 7 to go to the movies at night, no kiddie matinee here. Long time to sit at that age but then it was pretty entertaining. Of course this was well before you could see any movie you wanted at any time. I miss that, how it was An Event.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 18, 2019 09:47 PM (aBR7R)

495 Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 18, 2019 09:42 PM (myjNJ)

Yeah Duck Soup was my dad's favorite. Funny movie. He's been gone a very long time.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 09:47 PM (uEbPt)

496 They are independent statements. Not related. The first is fact. The second statement is my opinion.
Posted by: JAS at April 18, 2019 09:43 PM (KOCKb)


Fair enough.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 18, 2019 09:47 PM (t+qrx)

497 Duck Soup! We're fighting for this woman's honor which is more than she ever did!

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 18, 2019 09:49 PM (aBR7R)

498 LASue,

For #2, I'm going to guess they have it all.

The combined resources of the NSA and military intelligence are going to come down on their heads like the hammer of Thor.
Might even throw in a few Zeussian type thunderbolts.

Posted by: teej at April 18, 2019 09:35 PM (uWcN

I wish I were in Georgetown and could see who was sweating the most.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 09:49 PM (XROPS)

499 405 378 For your viewing pleasure, the most nominal launch in history

https://tinyurl.com/y3rspb5e

Suck it Space X
Posted by: MAGA at April 18, 2019 09:22 PM (I5LRE)

Somebody needs to buy that announcer a thesaurus.
Posted by: rickl at April 18, 2019 09:29 PM (sdi6R)

------

Nominal AF

Posted by: MAGA at April 18, 2019 09:49 PM (I5LRE)

500 My grandpa smoked a pipe and had a spittoon next to his chair. We played hide and seek with our cousins and I kicked that fucking thing over so many times I can't count. Wet spittoon socks suck!

Posted by: dartist at April 18, 2019 09:50 PM (K22Va)

501 420
A week or so ago Comey tweeted: "So many questions" with a picture of giant redwoods.



Just now, he tweets, "So many answers" with a picture of the forest floor with a couple of seedlings.



He's so profound. He really wants you to now how deep and profound he is.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 18, 2019 09:31 PM (NtglE)


======


Has he done one with himself crucified on the cross yet?

Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at April 18, 2019 09:50 PM (WqPYg)

502

Goof on veal cutlets.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2019 09:50 PM (aKsyK)

503 Teh Donald needs to claim 90 minutes of uninterrupted Prime Time, in which to set the record straight.


Straight up, un-restrained, pure "You're FIRED", vintage Trump.


Give 20 min of that time to Glenn Beck (yes, *that* Glenn Beck), for
a concise "blackboard" layout of the Trail of Treason, then back to
Trump.


Who will then reference Beck's diagrams, as he details the crimes of perfidies of the persons involved in the failed coup.


The "close"?



At the end of the presentation, Trump announces that during the
preceding 80 minutes, that Federal Marshalls have arrested each and
every player from "the chalkboard", on Federal Indictments that were
unsealed and served while he spoke.


I'll give up every Christmas and Birthday package for the rest of my days, if only this would come to pass.



Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX---------------------------------Jim-May I suggest an alternative-
film The Donald at a baptism for his nephew, stating "I renounce Satan and all his works"

Posted by: Francis Ford Coppola at April 18, 2019 09:50 PM (IpZ/y)

504 Has he done one with himself crucified on the cross yet?


Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at April 18, 2019 09:50 PM (WqPYg)

He tried to but he couldn't get the last nail in AND take the selfie.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2019 09:51 PM (uEbPt)

505 For a Few Dollars More is by far the best of the trilogy. Fight me.

-
I'm a TGTBATU man myself.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 09:55 PM (+y/Ru)

506 My Brother's friend his Mom had her ribs broken by Clint Eastwood, he lost control of a horse, calls her every year to see how she's doing.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 18, 2019 09:35 PM (dKiJG)


======


My best friend in college was the nephew of Logan and Anne Ramsey (most noted for "Walking Tall"/Claudius Marcus
in Star Trek TOS' "Bread and Circuses" and "Throw Momma From the Train"), who worked with Clint Eastwood in "Any Which Way You Can" -- and we went to their bungalow in Los Angeles a few times to swim in their pool and spend the night. Extremely nice, regular folk.


They had a nice hot-tub which was a gift from Clint, and they said he was the nicest, shyest, quietest, most modest guy you'd ever want to meet.

Posted by: ShainS -- Registered Hat Offender at April 18, 2019 10:02 PM (WqPYg)

507 I always liked Gone With The Wind until finally read the book. Long read but worth it. So much better character development and great depiction at what life was liken the south during and especially after the war that the movie, even at 4 hours, just barely touches. Ashley is an insufferable idiot in both the movie and book.

Posted by: Ripley at April 18, 2019 10:20 PM (NbRJx)

508 "Now that Trump is unchained, who knows what investigations his DOJ might undertake?"

Clinton, Clinton, Clinton all day long!!!!!!

Posted by: Ripley at April 19, 2019 07:35 AM (fVGR3)

509 The writers at the Babylon Bee and OAF Nation are the funniest on social media, and arguably any media, today.

Posted by: 45sandapplepies at April 19, 2019 08:28 AM (rl2c4)

Andrew C. McCarthy: Robert Mueller Violated Prosecutorial Standards By Smearing Trump Without the Evidence For an Actual Criminal Charge

Dirty cop.

In his report, Mueller didn't resolve the [obstruction] issue. If he had been satisfied that there was no obstruction crime, he said, he would have so found. He claimed he wasn't satisfied. Yet he was also not convinced that there was sufficient proof to charge. Therefore, he made no decision, leaving it to Attorney General William Barr to find that there was no obstruction.

This is unbecoming behavior for a prosecutor and an outrageous shifting of the burden of proof: The constitutional right of every American to force the government to prove a crime has been committed, rather than to have to prove his or her own innocence.

This is exactly why prosecutors should never speak publicly about the evidence uncovered in an investigation of someone who isn't charged. The obligation of the prosecutor is to render a judgment about whether there is enough proof to charge a crime. If there is, the prosecutor indicts; if there is not, the prosecutor remains silent.

If special counsel Mueller believed there was an obstruction offense, he should have had the courage of his convictions and recommended charging the president. Since he wasn't convinced there was enough evidence to charge, he should have said he wasn't recommending charges. Period.

Anything else was -- and is -- a smear. Worse than that, it flouts the Constitution.

The Federalist's Margot Cleveland agrees:

After two years and spending an estimated $35 million, Robert Mueller issued a 448-page report that ignored the governing special counsel regulations. Those regulations required Mueller, at the conclusion of the special counsel's work, to "provide the Attorney General with a confidential report explaining the prosecution or declination decisions reached by the Special Counsel."

Yet, instead of issuing the mandated closing documentation, Mueller explained that his team "determined not to make a traditional prosecutorial judgment" of whether "to initiate or decline a prosecution."


Attorney General William Barr spoke during today's press conference of Mueller's failure to perform this regulatorily required duty. When asked why he and Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein felt it necessary "to take it to the next step to conclude there was no crime," Barr retorted:

The very prosecutorial function and all our powers as prosecutors, including the power to convene grand juries and compulsory process thatís involved there, is for one purpose and one purpose only. Itís to determine yes or no, was alleged conduct criminal or not criminal. That is our responsibility and thatís why we have the tools we have. And we donít go through this process just to collect information and throw it out to the public. We collect this information. We use that compulsory process for the purpose of making that decision. And because the special counsel did not make that decision, we felt the department had to. That was a decision by me and the deputy attorney general. Yes.

Yet Mueller wrote that if Trump had proven that he clearly was innocent, then Mueller would have declared him such.

The burden lies on Trump? And at the "clear and convincing evidence" standard of evidence?

The "clear" standard is a high standard of evidence, a midpoint (or so) between the civil courts' preponderance of the evidence standard and the criminal courts' requirement of the state to prove every element of its case (including intent) beyond a reasonable doubt.

And this burden, we're now told, did not lie with the state but with with the accused.

It's not just that Trump must prove his innocence by the lesser preponderance-of-the-evidence standard -- he must prove his innocence by the clear evidence standard.

That's one step shy of saying that Trump must prove his innocence beyond a reasonable doubt.

Why stop at the "clear and convincing" level? Why not shoot the moon, Andrew Weissman?

And because Trump did not meet this made-up standard of providing the prosecutor "clear" evidence of his innocence, Mueller hits him with a "talking indictment" and smears him.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:01 PM




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1 Top 10!

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 18, 2019 07:03 PM (Z4rgH)

2 Mueller has not proven he isn't a pedophile. Stone him.

Posted by: pep at April 18, 2019 07:04 PM (T6t7i)

3 Also, would someone please set Nadler on fire. You'd be able to see the flame from Mars.

Posted by: pep at April 18, 2019 07:04 PM (T6t7i)

4 I've got a woman
way ''cross town
she good to me'

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 07:05 PM (pCsgI)

5 Mueller hits him with a "talking indictment"

Is that even a thing, or is it a term Mueller made up out of whole cloth?

Posted by: pep at April 18, 2019 07:05 PM (T6t7i)

6 So what's this Trump failed at obstruction of justice only because others didn't follow his orders shit?

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 07:05 PM (NWiLs)

7 Mueller is totally a stand up guy and we should just say all is all right for unity.
Oh and my wife is free tonight.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at April 18, 2019 07:06 PM (pw+jk)

8 Would this be the same Mueller that McCarthy said was beyond reproach?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2019 07:06 PM (AtaaG)

9 We knew they would put a bunch of snark and innuendo in this.

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2019 07:06 PM (O2RFr)

10 Is Mueller in irons yet?

Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!

But first, he will blow me.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 18, 2019 07:06 PM (Z+IKu)

11 Duh?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 18, 2019 07:07 PM (ViGAX)

12 Meh.

This is a win. Take it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2019 07:07 PM (3RKQd)

13 Didn't Hillary get smeared, but without being charged?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at April 18, 2019 07:07 PM (xptlg)

14 I wonder how Robert Mueller's Tax Returns look?

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 07:07 PM (pCsgI)

15 I want to see Mueller in a orange jumpsuit, or arrested for treason for assisting a soft coup.

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2019 07:08 PM (BbGew)

16 Mueller just following the comey/lynch playbook.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2019 07:08 PM (AtaaG)

17 I will say that I think Barr is pissed off, and he's the guy I want on the side of right in this custerf***k.
I would not want to face him in a hearing. He is formidable.

Posted by: pep at April 18, 2019 07:08 PM (T6t7i)

18 "They" say Mueller washed his hands of it early on and let Wisseman (SP) write this tripe

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2019 07:08 PM (O2RFr)

19 Have you heard about my totally not stolen and original "McGuffin" story line?

Because it is all mine.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at April 18, 2019 07:08 PM (pw+jk)

20 Also, would someone please set Nadler on fire. You'd be able to see the flame from Mars.

Remember kids, never spray a grease fire with water.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2019 07:08 PM (3RKQd)

21 When do the heads start rolling?

Posted by: Guy with a suspicious bulge at April 18, 2019 07:08 PM (UdKB7)

22 Saw a Twitchy blurb thing that said Trump played Edelweiss at the WH?

You magnificent bastard!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 07:08 PM (hv/hU)

23 >>I will say that I think Barr is pissed off, and he's the guy I want on the side of right in this custerf***k.
I would not want to face him in a hearing. He is formidable.


He is going to run rings around those idiots.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 07:08 PM (pCsgI)

24 And its what the Left is running with to keep their dreams of impeachment alive

CNN legal analyst is gleeful over this, saying that Mueller has given Congress a road map for impeachment

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 18, 2019 07:09 PM (ywmz/)

25 PDT should have all the GOP bigwigs, cabinet members, personal friends, attorneys, etc. over the White House for a big pow wow. Bring them in one by one just to jangle the nerves of the fakers. Be mysterious about the meeting. Tweet that great progress was made but don't say about what. Play with them like a cat does with a mouse.

Posted by: Tuna at April 18, 2019 07:09 PM (jm1YL)

26 20 Also, would someone please set Nadler on fire. You'd be able to see the flame from Mars.

And Schitt for brains

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2019 07:09 PM (O2RFr)

27 Mueller, miffed that Trump wouldn't fall for his interview perjury trap, extracts his pound of flesh.

Cocksucka. Oh, and FIRST!

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 18, 2019 07:09 PM (Z4rgH)

28 Nobody will go to jail, no matter what they did. Bank on it. They're not us

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 18, 2019 07:09 PM (ViGAX)

29 McCarthy is the poster boy for past performance is not indicative of future results.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2019 07:09 PM (AtaaG)

30 The "clear" standard is a very high standard between the civil courts'
preponderance of the evidence standard and the criminal courts'
requirement of the state to prove every element of its case (including intent) beyond a reasonable doubt.
====
I have a feeling that the left is going to hate this new standard within the next two months.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 18, 2019 07:09 PM (pw+jk)

31 Look lets be honest, after 30 years in the public eye its pretty obvious Meuller isn't very good at his job. He's great at protecting the guilty and playing a political game but at justice and prosecution he is an unmitigated disaster.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 07:09 PM (39g3+)

32 >>CNN legal analyst is gleeful over this, saying that Mueller has given Congress a road map for impeachment


This time, the walls WILL close in!

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 07:09 PM (pCsgI)

33 And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and
talked with me, saying unto me, Come hither; I will shew unto thee the
judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters: With whom the
kings of the earth have committed fornication, and the inhabitants of
the earth have been made drunk with the wine of her fornication. So he
carried me away in the spirit into the wilderness: and I saw a woman sit
upon a scarlet coloured beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven
heads and ten horns.

Posted by: Lord Comey at April 18, 2019 07:10 PM (LuPts)

34 21
When do the heads start rolling?

"Some" say it's imminent.
I say "get used to disappointment".

Posted by: pep at April 18, 2019 07:10 PM (T6t7i)

35 My Truth is the truthiest Truth that ever did poof.

Posted by: Brian Sideshow Stelter at April 18, 2019 07:10 PM (VB3qu)

36 22 months and $35 million and he is unable to find any evidence to implicate Trump or anyone else, yet he won't clear him. This is where Mewler just told everyone he sucks at his job.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 18, 2019 07:10 PM (ffYR/)

37 Barr doesn't seem to have much patience for bullshit in his area of expertise. I like it.

Posted by: t-bird at April 18, 2019 07:10 PM (DCYln)

38 13
Didn't Hillary get smeared, but without being charged?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at April 18, 2019 07:07 PM (xptlg)


Not by a prosecutor. The cops declared her not guilty.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at April 18, 2019 07:11 PM (g8XJZ)

39 If you set Nadler on fire he would burn through the center of the earth. China syndrome. There would be no stopping that kind of buttterball.. I mean fireball.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 18, 2019 07:11 PM (pw+jk)

40 >>Didn't Hillary get smeared, but without being changed?


Depends.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 07:12 PM (pCsgI)

41 CNN legal analyst is gleeful over this, saying that Mueller has given Congress a road map for impeachment

Annnnnd, he and Nadler have used the same phrase. Shocking, I know.

Now comes my favorite part: These deranged hooligans will issue subpoenas and the White House will say "executive privilege, pinheads."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2019 07:12 PM (3RKQd)

42 So. Mission Accomplished. Mueller give the Dems and the Deep State the slightest sliver of a fig leaf to cover their absolute corruption and go on smearing Trump up through and beyond the 2020 election. Well done. Top. Men.

Time for pitchforks and torches, Horde!!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at April 18, 2019 07:12 PM (2sCft)

43 Who is the jackass being extremely rude to Martha McCallum? What a bastard.


She needed to cut his mic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 07:13 PM (ptqGC)

44 Twitchy blurb thing that said Trump played Edelweiss at the WH?

You magnificent bastard!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 07:08 PM (hv/hU)

Also played SOMEWHERE OVER THE Rainbow

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 18, 2019 07:13 PM (dKiJG)

45 The main actors in this historical drama are who we always thought them to be: Mueller is a weasel who, failing to find evidence to take down the king, smears him as he leaves the room; Wiessman is Satan; Sessions is a miserable failure whose cowardice nearly brought about a Constitutional catatrophe; Rosenstein is Hamlet, unsure if he is helping the coup plotters or turning them in; and the entire miserable FusionGPS cast could care less about their country. Hillary, the Podestas Perkins Coie, along with their FBI/DOJ/IC helpers and foreign government colluders (you want collusion? I give you Australia, UK, Italy, and Russia!) are all treasonous shits.

Che Guevara their asses.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, going mobile at April 18, 2019 07:13 PM (Z216Q)

46 Mueller is as corrupt now as he was when he began. His conclusions, such as they are, that exonerate Team Trump do not exonerate his complicity in a scheme to undermine and sabotage a legitimate election. Furthermore, he has ignored multiple, real, proven high crimes committed by the Deep State et al. that hired him.

Meuller's "unbecoming behavior" is the least of his offenses.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 18, 2019 07:13 PM (6eEQ+)

47 They're already using the "accused is presumed guilty until he proves his innocence" standard in colleges. It was only a matter of time before it spread into society at large.

Is revolutionary justice, comrades!

Posted by: rickl at April 18, 2019 07:13 PM (sdi6R)

48 Innocent until proven guilty only applies to democrat politicians.

Two tier justice system.

Just the way they want it.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 18, 2019 07:13 PM (Z3zSO)

49 Trump is cleaner than all of these f****rs put together.

Posted by: MAGA at April 18, 2019 07:13 PM (gIcXG)

50 >>I say "get used to disappointment".

Nah.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 07:13 PM (/tuJf)

51 Nadler and Schitt are the proverbial 3 alarm fire. Let them burn.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2019 07:14 PM (AtaaG)

52 CNN legal analyst is gleeful over this, saying that Mueller has given Congress a road map for impeachment

Which was exactly the purpose of this report, it was meant to give congress something, anything to impeach over. And they'll do it because all they need is SOMETHING no matter how stupid or crazy.

Because Clinton was impeached and they want to make someone pay.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 07:14 PM (39g3+)

53 I posted this at the end of the last thread. Ana Navarro weighs in on Barr, and the knives on Twitter are out for him:

http://tinyurl.com/y4jqwp9u

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 07:14 PM (ptqGC)

54 Mueller has been a dirty cop for decades

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2019 07:15 PM (BbGew)

55 I could have taken Mueller in the pit.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at April 18, 2019 07:15 PM (g8XJZ)

56 Nadler and Schitt are the proverbial 3 alarm fire. Let them burn.

Schitt for brains always looks like his head is gonna explode

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2019 07:15 PM (O2RFr)

57 22 Saw a Twitchy blurb thing that said Trump played Edelweiss at the WH?

You magnificent bastard!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop



Did you read the pearl clutching tweet from some dumb bint?? These msm types are not the brightest. Possibly retarded even.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 18, 2019 07:15 PM (siYMV)

58 wow. this post make a very good point.

it now goes to the dems in congress to be lost in the outrage and threats to further investigate. i hope they impeach. i really, really do.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 18, 2019 07:15 PM (Pg+x7)

59 22 months and $35 million and I could find also NOT find proof anybody's INNOCENCE of anything.


Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 18, 2019 07:16 PM (1g7ch)

60 46 Mueller is as corrupt now as he was when he began

His persecution and torture of Gen. Flynn is something I will never forget. Mueller is scum.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 18, 2019 07:16 PM (+/7JY)

61 it now goes to the dems in congress to be lost in the outrage and threats to further investigate. i hope they impeach. i really, really do.

I hope the President drops what he has on them

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2019 07:16 PM (O2RFr)

62 John McVain, you lost again.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, going mobile at April 18, 2019 07:16 PM (7v00c)

63 I recommend giving a, listen to Guiliani on Fox from this afternoon, I think. He knows the intimate details of all of this and explains what really went on. No lying, no obstruction. For instance when Trump supposedly denied that he helped write some memo for Jr. about the tower meeting (one of the 10 possible incidents of obstruction the report details), it turns out that was a press statement (not Trump's statement) issued in error by a confused spokesperson. These are molehills that the dems will try to spin into mountains, but they are silly.
I recommend watching the clip.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 07:16 PM (XROPS)

64 In addition to numerous other issues, Mueller and Rosenstein were conflicted from Day One. Thanks Jeff Sessions ... idiot.

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 18, 2019 07:16 PM (JJsNX)

65 Navarro weighs in on Barr

------

Did the AG survive his crushed thorax injuries?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 07:16 PM (i1JHD)

66 Ana Navarro weighs in on Barr,
Posted by: Jane D'oh

I hope Barr has a strong back.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 18, 2019 07:17 PM (gkstg)

67 I want my fucking money back.

Posted by: ccoffer at April 18, 2019 07:17 PM (UhAl7)

68 Which was exactly the purpose of this report, it was meant to give congress something, anything to impeach over. And they'll do it because all they need is SOMETHING no matter how stupid or crazy.

Because Clinton was impeached and they want to make someone pay.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 07:14 PM (39g3+)

------------------------------

I don't think Senior House members will allow impeachment to come to the floor for a vote. They remember what happened to the Rs when they voted to impeach BJ Clenis.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 18, 2019 07:17 PM (ffYR/)

69 Missed it by ** that much.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 18, 2019 07:17 PM (gkstg)

70 Trump wants his original AG pick back.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 18, 2019 07:17 PM (+/7JY)

71 it is almost as if Mueller is not a neutral hero, but a dirty participant in a coverup (decades being part of the Clinton Fixer Team) ... and the best defense is a good offense.


The who team (Brennan, Comey, Mueller, Strzok, etc.) went on the offense against innocent Trump, framing him for nothing use fabricated dossier type crap, obstruct his presidency for two years ... then walk away rich and chuckling. (after interfering inn the 2018 election)

hang em high

Posted by: illiniwek at April 18, 2019 07:17 PM (Cus5s)

72 The "clear" standard is a very high standard between the civil courts'
preponderance of the evidence standard and the criminal courts'
requirement of the state to prove every element of its case (including intent) beyond a reasonable doubt.
====
I have a feeling that the left is going to hate this new standard within the next two months.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 18, 2019 07:09 PM (pw+jk)
+++++
Kind of like they now hate the Electoral College. It's time to make justice more democratic and have a popular vote on who's guilty and who's innocent.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at April 18, 2019 07:17 PM (2sCft)

73 i hope they impeach. i really, really do."

Steny Hoyer has already said that they won't - clearly Leadership is trying to get the message out. But this lives Schiff, Swallowswell, and Nadler out on a limb, all by themselves, and infuriates all of the hard left soy boys and SJW's.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 18, 2019 07:18 PM (Kpl3J)

74
I posted this at the end of the last thread. Ana Navarro weighs in on Barr, and the knives on Twitter are out for him:
===
Navarro weighs in? that is a lot of weight... right around 200 kilos.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 18, 2019 07:18 PM (pw+jk)

75 Schiff has been prepping for this by saying the standard of Congressional oversight must be less than not guilty of a crime. Methinks he gets leaks from Team Muelller

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 18, 2019 07:18 PM (ywmz/)

76 I could have taken Mueller in the pit.
Which pit?
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3be_1326570950

Posted by: Septic Tank Swimmer at April 18, 2019 07:18 PM (VB3qu)

77
This is unbecoming behavior for a prosecutor...


Yeah, this is the same thing as Mueller writing this in his stupid report: I'm not saying President Trump obstructed justice BUT I'm also not saying he didn't obstruct justice, wink wink.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 07:19 PM (b8qru)

78 Heads on the other "side" have to roll

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2019 07:19 PM (O2RFr)

79 They will prove Mueller and the Democrats guilty of something, but it will go nowhere. It will damage the govt the wrong way, Republicans will help stop it.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 18, 2019 07:19 PM (ViGAX)

80 Viva The Police State!

Posted by: Real Progressives at April 18, 2019 07:19 PM (9KpLw)

81 Come On Dems Impeach him, make every Presidential candidate declare on the issue.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 18, 2019 07:19 PM (dKiJG)

82 Marie Harf looks lovely today. Rrrrow!

(Watching The Five on YT, a little late.)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 18, 2019 07:20 PM (+/7JY)

83 Looks like Mueller has hung his buddy Barr out to dry, and take the full fury of the MSM and the left (BIRM).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 07:20 PM (ptqGC)

84 Today was an OK day but I still bought 2000 rounds.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 18, 2019 07:20 PM (pw+jk)

85 Guiliani also somewhat defends Mueller, saying that Mueller agrees w/Barr's no prosecution, but his team was made up of rabid Hillary supporters and other Trump haters, and Guiliani thinks Mueller punted just to pacify those partisan lawyers.

Interesting, too, Guiilani says that one of the Mueller lawyers was a well-known terror, who has had two cases flipped by the Supreme Court for misusing this same type obstruction/fraud charge, and who is known for failing to turn over exculpatory evidence. He apparently treated the witnesses "horribly." I might dig around to find out who this is.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 07:20 PM (XROPS)

86 I hope every Dem sees an afterlife that even Dante couldn't conjure.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2019 07:21 PM (AtaaG)

87 Steny Hoyer has already said that they won't - clearly Leadership is trying to get the message out. But this lives Schiff, Swallowswell, and Nadler out on a limb, all by themselves, and infuriates all of the hard left soy boys and SJW's.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Stimpy Hoyer is an old white male, so he has no power in the party anymore.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 18, 2019 07:21 PM (gkstg)

88 83 Looks like Mueller has hung his buddy Barr out to dry, and take the full fury of the MSM and the left (BIRM).

Yup, but it looks like Barr can handle it

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2019 07:21 PM (O2RFr)

89 Marie Harf looks lovely today. Rrrrow!



(Watching The Five on YT, a little late.)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 18, 2019 07:20 PM (+/7JY)

=====
Hang her from the tits until purple.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 18, 2019 07:21 PM (pw+jk)

90 >>They will prove Mueller and the Democrats guilty of something, but it will go nowhere. It will damage the govt the wrong way, Republicans will help stop it.

One of the nice things about having everything in the Executive branch is that nobody can stop it except Trump.

What do you suppose the odds of that are?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 07:21 PM (/tuJf)

91 53: I'm sure Barr is absolutely terrified of The Twitter Resistance Army!! There soft hands and pasty complexion will strike fear into him for sure!

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 18, 2019 07:21 PM (siYMV)

92 I could just see the Bobs at the table, talking to Meuller

"What is it you'd say you do here?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 07:21 PM (39g3+)

93 Are we happy with Muellers detail on how the Russians hacked the DNC?

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 18, 2019 07:21 PM (ywmz/)

94 To me, this reverse burden of proof has a lot to do with the 82% Dem operatives on Meuller staff.

Posted by: Axeman at April 18, 2019 07:22 PM (9KpLw)

95 The "clear" standard is a very high standard between the civil courts' preponderance of the evidence standard and the criminal courts' requirement of the state to prove every element of its case (including intent) beyond a reasonable doubt.

And this burden, we're now told, did not lie with the state but with with the accused.

And because Trump did not meet this made-up standard of providing the prosecutor "clear" evidence of his innocence, Mueller hits him with a "talking indictment" and smears him.




How very Napoleonic of him.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 18, 2019 07:22 PM (yQpMk)

96 Biggest frame job in US history.

Trump/Barr must go nukular on the whole damn conspiracy cabal.
Treat legislatures who jumped on the RUSSIANS bandwagon as accessories.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 18, 2019 07:22 PM (1g7ch)

97 Are we happy with Muellers detail on how the Russians hacked the DNC?

No because they didn't

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2019 07:22 PM (O2RFr)

98 57 22 Saw a Twitchy blurb thing that said Trump played Edelweiss at the WH?

You magnificent bastard!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


Did you read the pearl clutching tweet from some dumb bint?? These msm types are not the brightest. Possibly retarded even.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 18, 2019 07:15 PM (siYMV)

Apparently the song is played in MAN IN THE HIGH CASTLE and that's how they know the song. Also written by 2 Jews who are known for LOVING the NAZI's

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 18, 2019 07:22 PM (dKiJG)

99 Hey I just thought of something. If Mick Jagger croaked, the Rolling Stones will gather no mas.

Posted by: Guy with a suspicious bugle at April 18, 2019 07:23 PM (UdKB7)

100 You're God damn right I ordered the Code Red on Whitey Bulger!

Posted by: Herr Mueller at April 18, 2019 07:23 PM (LuPts)

101
What bothered me today was something Barr said this morning. Barr said he and Rodentstein disagreed on a few of "the theories" mentioned in Mueller's report.

That didn't sit well with me.

Depsite what our friend Jasckstraw says, Rod Rodentstein is a devious Shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 07:23 PM (b8qru)

102 Are we happy with Muellers detail on how the Russians hacked the DNC?
Posted by: Ignoramus

No

Posted by: zombie Seth Rich at April 18, 2019 07:23 PM (gkstg)

103 This is unbecoming behavior for a prosecutor and an outrageous shifting of the burden of proof: The constitutional right of every American to force the government to prove a crime has been committed, rather than to have to prove his or her own innocence.

But Mueller wasn't a prosecutor. THey couldn't get a Special Prosecutor because there was no crime and no whiff of a crime to prosecute. Mueller was some sort of retarded, halfway compromise of a Special Investigator, hired because Trump committed the perfectly legal and proper and RIGHT act of firing the miserable piece of treasonous shit, James Comey.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2019 07:24 PM (mTGg+)

104 Judge GHEY is on Martha's shoe MUTE

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 18, 2019 07:24 PM (BqBId)

105 Why do I know more constitution and history than most elected Democrats?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 18, 2019 07:25 PM (ViGAX)

106 Notice that all litigation on the subjects indicted in the Russian hacking are proclaimed to be pending.

Down the memory hole in 3 2 1.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2019 07:25 PM (AtaaG)

107 82 Marie Harf looks lovely today. Rrrrow!

(Watching The Five on YT, a little late.)
Posted by: Guy Smiley



I noticed that too. She was always the cute chick with a nice rack but those Fox News make up people turned her into a total smoke show. She was quite lovely today.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 18, 2019 07:25 PM (siYMV)

108 Schiff has been prepping for this by saying the standard of Congressional oversight must be less than not guilty of a crime.

...IT LITERALLY SAYS HIGH CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2019 07:25 PM (3RKQd)

109 >>What bothered me today was something Barr said this morning. Barr said he and Rodentstein disagreed on a few of "the theories" mentioned in Mueller's report.

>>That didn't sit well with me.

>>Depsite what our friend Jasckstraw says, Rod Rodentstein is a devious Shit.

Go listen again. What he said was he and Rosenstein disagreed with what Mueller said.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 07:25 PM (/tuJf)

110 Mueller was some sort of retarded, halfway compromise of a Special Investigator, hired because Trump committed the perfectly legal and proper and RIGHT act of firing the miserable piece of treasonous shit, James Comey.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

After Rod Rosenstein issued a memo recommending Comey be fired.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 18, 2019 07:25 PM (gkstg)

111 This is the anti American democrats phase two of making the USA a third world shit hole. A nation of men and not laws.. just the way the founders intended.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 18, 2019 07:25 PM (pw+jk)

112 Depsite what our friend Jasckstraw says, Rod Rodentstein is a devious Shit.

He had a look on his face today that made me think he and Barr had a little talk.

Posted by: dartist at April 18, 2019 07:25 PM (K22Va)

113
Mueller's report was FULL of weasel words.

Remember Comey said don't call us weasels?

Mueller is a weasel. His report was political garbage.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 07:25 PM (b8qru)

114 They remember what happened to the Rs when they voted to impeach BJ Clenis.


Picked up seats in the Senate?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 18, 2019 07:25 PM (yQpMk)

115 Apparently the song is played in MAN IN THE HIGH CASTLE and that's how they know the song. Also written by 2 Jews who are known for LOVING the NAZI's
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 18, 2019 07:22 PM (dKiJG)

Sound of Music is where I knew it from. Christopher Plummer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 07:25 PM (hv/hU)

116 I'm impressed McCarthy is saying it like it is. At the beginning of this Witch Hunt ordeal, Andy sounded like a company man. I wonder what changed?

Posted by: kallisto at April 18, 2019 07:26 PM (FpybW)

117 Sound of Music is where I knew it from. Christopher Plummer

And in that film it is an anti-nazi song.

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2019 07:26 PM (O2RFr)

118 So what's this Trump failed at obstruction of justice only because others didn't follow his orders shit?
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 07:05 PM (NWiLs)

If I understand correctly, McGann said Trump told him to fire someone on the investigation because they were hopelessly conflicted (they were at Hillary's parties, gave her lots of money, etc.) and Trump was reasonably concerned he was being set up. Trump said he didn't remember the conversation that way, but in any event, McGann didn't fire anyone because of policy reasons. And whether actually firing whoever would have been obstruction- given the circumstances and lack of underlying crime -is highly doubtful.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 07:26 PM (XROPS)

119 In his report, Mueller didn't resolve the [obstruction] issue. If he had been satisfied that there was no obstruction crime, he said, he would have so found. He claimed he wasn't satisfied. Yet he was also not convinced that there was sufficient proof to charge. Therefore, he made no decision, leaving it to Attorney General William Barr to find that there was no obstruction.

I've been hearing from my lib friends (yes, I have a few) about what a great soldier/Ranger/ hero Mueller was in Vietnam.
Yeah right. So were a couple of hundred thousand other guys.
While on Active Duty, I did a number of Article 15-6 investigations and sometimes, as unpopular as they were, you had to lay it out for the boss. This is what you find! No mealy mouthing.
After two years of this BS, I expected better from Mr Mueller.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2019 07:26 PM (0tfLf)

120 Mueller is a dirty POS. You cannot obstruct justice by "wanting" to do something. He cleared Trump because he's dirty and didn't want the DOJ going after him but put his garbage verbiage in to muddy the waters.

Posted by: ryukyu at April 18, 2019 07:26 PM (vKhgw)

121 Trump is cleaner than all of these f****rs put together.
Posted by: MAGA at April 18, 2019 07:13 PM (gIcXG)


Actually, that's not saying much.
When you think about it.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 18, 2019 07:27 PM (1g7ch)

122 Marie Harf took over sitting on Kerry's pole during the P5+1 negotiations.

Nothing will make her look good after that.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2019 07:27 PM (AtaaG)

123 The question that needs to be answered is at what point in this investigation did Mueller know there was no collusion.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 18, 2019 07:28 PM (gC2IV)

124 Biggest frame job in US history.

Trump/Barr must go nukular on the whole damn conspiracy cabal.
Treat legislatures who jumped on the RUSSIANS bandwagon as accessories.
Posted by: Burnt Toast


I want body counts. Treason demands it.
I also want long jail terms for the bit players.

NO immunity deals.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2019 07:28 PM (dDUXP)

125 The streets are alive...with the shrieks of commies!

Posted by: Little Lupe at April 18, 2019 07:28 PM (EgshT)

126 Is Mueller the guy that falsely accused Stephen Hatfill and tried to judge him in the court of public opinion or is he the guy that falsely accused Richard Jewell and tried to try him in the court of public opinion?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2019 07:28 PM (cRkMZ)

127 98 57 22 Saw a Twitchy blurb thing that said Trump played Edelweiss at the WH?

You magnificent bastard!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


Did you read the pearl clutching tweet from some dumb bint?? These msm types are not the brightest. Possibly retarded even.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 18, 2019 07:15 PM (siYMV)

Apparently the song is played in MAN IN THE HIGH CASTLE and that's how they know the song. Also written by 2 Jews who are known for LOVING the NAZI's
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio



THE SOUND OF MUSIC IS PROBLEMATIC!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 18, 2019 07:28 PM (siYMV)

128 We should be happy, I guess, that Mueller didn't name Trump as an unindicted coconspirator a la Lawrence Walsh.

That was a crooked shitweasel of a prosecutor if there ever was one.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 18, 2019 07:28 PM (yQpMk)

129
He had a look on his face today that made me think he and Barr had a little talk.

I've had a feeling for a while that the corrupt Rodentstein was being held by his little balls by the President and was given an ultimatum.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 07:28 PM (b8qru)

130 >>123 The question that needs to be answered is at what point in this investigation did Mueller know there was no collusion.

yes, Margot Cleveland makes a very persuasive case that Mueller was nigh-certain there was no collusion back in 2017, I think. Search the federalist for her articles.

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2019 07:28 PM (PbpT7)

131 Boy, has Napalitano turned into a POS. He's going the route of Ralph Peters. Why doesn't he just move to CNN and be done with it.

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 18, 2019 07:29 PM (7ZQe3)

132 The question that needs to be answered is at what point in this investigation did Mueller know there was no collusion.

Please.

From. the. beginning.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2019 07:29 PM (3RKQd)

133 I posted this at the end of the last thread. Ana Navarro weighs in on Barr, and the knives on Twitter are out for him:

http://tinyurl.com/y4jqwp9u
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 07:14 PM (ptqGC)
++++
Oh poor A.G. Barr! Was your word choice of Ana Navarro "weighing in" on Barr intentional. The vision it brings to mind is truly horrifying....

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at April 18, 2019 07:29 PM (2sCft)

134 Duke Lowell, before it ever started.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2019 07:29 PM (AtaaG)

135 Go listen again. What he said was he and Rosenstein disagreed with what Mueller said.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 07:25 PM (/tuJf)

Yes. They disagree about the matrix used to evaluate the obstruction evidence and how to prove it. Rosenstein and Barr used Mueller's incorrect but more lenient standard and still, even under that lighter border, found nothing to recommend prosecution.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 07:29 PM (XROPS)

136 And Mueller's report is a joke from the first page. It declares that Russians hacked the DNC (LOL), supplied the Wikileaks materials, and that Russians influenced the election via a tiny set of FarceBook ad buys. These three things are a joke. THe only one that might be partially true is the RUsskies wasting money on FarceBook ads.

Oh, and bots commenting about the election. They moved things with bots writing comments.

It's fucking laughable. And that's the first, fucking page of this report.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2019 07:29 PM (mTGg+)

137 Oh!! My Apple News Spotlight Alert is offering to help me sift through "all the Mueller stories you've been bombarded with today".

I'll bet it's helpful indeed.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 18, 2019 07:29 PM (f8ilN)

138 And this burden, we're now told, did not lie with the state but with with the accused.

This may be yet another instance of the Reds regretting changing the rules.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 18, 2019 07:30 PM (Iv8V1)

139 Has Mueller proven yet that he didn't whack Whitey Bulger when Whitey was about to rat on him?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2019 07:30 PM (cRkMZ)

140 >>>Boy, has Napalitano turned into a POS. He's going the route of Ralph Peters. Why doesn't he just move to CNN and be done with it.

he's been this way for a long, long time.

he's also not very good on the law. Surprisingly enough!

A friend of mine says that a state judge is just a lawyer who got lazy and wanted to work shorter hours.

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2019 07:30 PM (PbpT7)

141 Saw a Twitchy blurb thing that said Trump played Edelweiss at the WH?

You magnificent bastard!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

******

I've been wondering what the Edelweiss reference was all about.
Yeah, the idiots in the media have no clue. Julie Andrews??? Wasn't she the Queen of Genovia?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2019 07:30 PM (0tfLf)

142 lighter border,

lighter burden.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 07:30 PM (XROPS)

143 The question that needs to be answered is at what point in this investigation did Mueller know there was no collusion.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 18, 2019 07:28 PM (gC2IV)

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I'm guessing that he knew by the Summer of '17 that this was a dead end. He hasn't been investigating PDT for a long time now.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 18, 2019 07:30 PM (ffYR/)

144
Go listen again. What he said was he and Rosenstein disagreed with what Mueller said.

Nah.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 07:30 PM (b8qru)

145 THE SOUND OF MUSIC IS PROBLEMATIC!!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 18, 2019 07:28 PM (siYMV)

A couple runthroughs of 'I am sixteen...' would make me reach for the ice axe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 07:30 PM (hv/hU)

146 I have to say, I called this weeks ago. Anything that was novel in the text of the Mueller report would be hyperventilated over.

They will spend days on apoplexy about everything they can in the report. It will end in the demand to change the Independent Counsel law--much like the tantrum over the Electoral College.

Posted by: Axeman at April 18, 2019 07:31 PM (9KpLw)

147 Boy, has Napalitano turned into a POS. He's going the route of Ralph Peters. Why doesn't he just move to CNN and be done with it.
Posted by: Pete Seria

Only the Fox stylists can properly capture the Eddie Munster look.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 18, 2019 07:31 PM (gkstg)

148 Has Trump quit beating his wife?

Posted by: Anchovy at April 18, 2019 07:31 PM (B3kya)

149 >>After Rod Rosenstein issued a memo recommending Comey be fired.

You should really read the ruling today. Specifically the section that deals with all of this and the testimony given by the people involved.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 07:31 PM (/tuJf)

150 Oh!! My Apple News Spotlight Alert is offering to help me sift through "all the Mueller stories you've been bombarded with today".

I'll bet it's helpful indeed.
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 18, 2019 07:29 PM (f8ilN)

Funny. WSJ just sent me a lead story about the obesity epidemic.
Huh?

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 07:32 PM (XROPS)

151 139 Has Mueller proven yet that he didn't whack Whitey Bulger when Whitey was about to rat on him?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2019 07:30 PM (cRkMZ)


That is the new standard, after all.

Posted by: rickl at April 18, 2019 07:32 PM (sdi6R)

152 and that Russians influenced the election via a tiny set of FarceBook ad buys

***
The Guardian sent people to Ohio to campaign for Kerry in 2004. Is it a crime for non-Americans to interfere in American elections? If so, when will the people at the Guardian be charged?


Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2019 07:32 PM (cRkMZ)

153 LASue, I really hope that you can make the TX MoMe cause I want to sit with you and JackStraw for hours.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2019 07:32 PM (AtaaG)

154 Ana Navarro weighing in on ANYTHING is a hefty proposition!

Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2019 07:32 PM (LuPts)

155 Make no mistake, Mueller and his team of Democrats knew their liege in Congress, with hair on fire and delusion in their brains, would take this and waive it in the air as the case cracker- and they have no disappointed.

The worst part is Mueller really had a chance to restore some dignity and credibility to our justice and law enforcement agencies that have clearly been weaponized as political tools. On that he failed and failed miserably by yielding to the worst political inclinations possible.

One day, if our countries citizens stand against each other in battle, you can thank people like Bob the Ranger Mueller and his band of partisan Douchebags. But until then, you can thank him for the hate and divisiveness that is fueled by these kinds of irresponsible overtly political acts of cowardice.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 07:32 PM (VkWRL)

156 here was a letter written by Barr to Rosenstein, before Barr was AG, trashing Mueller's incredibly loosey-goosey and expansive definition of obstruction:

https://tinyurl.com/y373flhf

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2019 07:32 PM (PbpT7)

157 I don't think Senior House members will allow impeachment to come to the floor for a vote. They remember what happened to the Rs when they voted to impeach BJ Clenis.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 18, 2019 07:17 PM (ffYR/)

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What? Hold on to the House and Senate and win the next Presidential race?

Posted by: MAGA at April 18, 2019 07:32 PM (I5LRE)

158
I used to perv on Marie Harf and the Horde used to tell me was I crazy. I used to have thoughts about her and Jen Big-Tits Psaki.

The FOX makeup people have indeed done her up good.

She went from this:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybpku3jf

to this:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yylercbr

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 18, 2019 07:33 PM (f1Vqw)

159 LASue, I really hope that you can make the TX MoMe cause I want to sit with you and JackStraw for hours.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2019 07:32 PM (AtaaG)

I want to listen to JackStraw too!

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 07:33 PM (XROPS)

160 This sure took the attention away from that border thing eh?

Posted by: Guy with a suspicious burger at April 18, 2019 07:33 PM (UdKB7)

161 154 Ana Navarro weighing in on ANYTHING is a hefty proposition!
Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2019 07:32 PM (LuPts)

More 'gravity' than 'Gravitas'.


Also 'gravy'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 07:33 PM (hv/hU)

162 Boy, has Napalitano turned into a POS. He's going the route of Ralph Peters. Why doesn't he just move to CNN and be done with it.

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 18, 2019 07:29 PM

********

Knew Peters years ago..an insufferable asshat. But one of the most brilliant insufferable asshats I've ever met.
That said, he sold his Opinions to the highest bidder.
Fu*k him.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2019 07:33 PM (0tfLf)

163 Has any news talking head asked Mueller flat out if his goal was to get Trump to fire him so that Congress could then impeach Trump for "obstruction"?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2019 07:33 PM (cRkMZ)

164 >>>The question that needs to be answered is at what point in this investigation did Mueller know there was no collusion.

yes, Margot Cleveland makes a very persuasive case that Mueller was nigh-certain there was no collusion back in 2017, I think. Search the federalist for her articles.

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2019 07:28 PM (PbpT7)


Nothing new. Patrick Fitzgerald knew that Armitadge was the "leaker" (if it's even possible to leak a secret that everyone in DC already knows) way back at the beginning of his witch-hunt of the Bush White House, which tied them up pretty good for a couple of years and made minced meat of Scooter Libby's life (no thanks to asshole Bush for not pardoning him, too).

Colon Powell also knew about Armitadge early on but was happy to play stupid (half-play) and watch the White House raked over the coals over total bullshit.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2019 07:34 PM (mTGg+)

165 A friend of mine says that a state judge is just a lawyer who got lazy and wanted to work shorter hours.

-----

Is that all he was? You'd think he was a retired Supreme Court Justice the way they fawn over him.

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 18, 2019 07:34 PM (7ZQe3)

166 WSJ just sent me a lead story about the obesity epidemic.
Do they have a newsletter?

Posted by: Ana Bizarro at April 18, 2019 07:34 PM (EgshT)

167
here was a letter written by Barr to Rosenstein, before Barr was AG, trashing Mueller's incredibly loosey-goosey and expansive definition of obstruction:

https://tinyurl.com/y373flhf

Posted by: ace



Today adam shitt called that Barr's "job application."

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 07:34 PM (b8qru)

168 Are we happy with Muellers detail on how the Russians hacked the DNC?
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 18, 2019 07:21 PM (ywmz/)


In the mathish world that is called an 'assumption'.
If your assumptions are not true then everything else is garbage.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 18, 2019 07:34 PM (1g7ch)

169 to this:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yylercbr
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 18, 2019 07:33 PM (f1Vqw)

Still a hard pass.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 07:34 PM (hv/hU)

170 Don't care about the Mueller report.

I WANT TO SEE THE COMPLETE AND WHOLE UNREDACTED *&^%$ FISA WARRANTS.

The misuse and abuse of the FISA Court is something that needs to be resolved and the guilty punished. ABUSE of the FISA court should scare every freedom loving American to death.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at April 18, 2019 07:34 PM (kXoT0)

171 Did anyone watch the Whitey Bulger movie with Johnny Depp that came out before Trump was an issue? I wonder how his relationship with the FBI is portrayed in the movie.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 18, 2019 07:35 PM (f8ilN)

172 Lipstick on a pig and all that.

Posted by: Guy with a suspicious burglar at April 18, 2019 07:35 PM (UdKB7)

173 >>>I want to listen to JackStraw too!

when listening to JackStraw's dream-musings, I like to pop molly and maybe a smoothing-out edible an hour before, to really open my mind to his THC-flavored brainsongs.

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2019 07:35 PM (PbpT7)

174 I used to perv on Marie Harf and the Horde used to tell me was I crazy. I used to have thoughts about her and Jen Big-Tits Psaki.

The FOX makeup people have indeed done her up good.

She went from this:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybpku3jf

to this:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yylercbr

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 18, 2019 07:33 PM




Banging screen door, Kansas tornado, some assembly required.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2019 07:35 PM (0tfLf)

175 >>Go listen again. What he said was he and Rosenstein disagreed with what Mueller said.

>>Nah.

Yea, absolutely. Seriously, go listen. I'll even give you the link.

https://tinyurl.com/yxldpx8e

Did it strike you as odd that the only person Barr praised today, effusively, was Rod Rosenstein, the guy Barr asked to stay at the DOJ and help wrap this whole thing up?

I've said this a hundred times but go look at the events of May 2017. Look at who opened the investigation, look who took it away, look at the result.

No collusion, no obstruction, no impeachment.

This didn't all happen by chance.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 07:35 PM (/tuJf)

176 123 The question that needs to be answered is at what point in this investigation did Mueller know there was no collusion.

yes, Margot Cleveland makes a very persuasive case that Mueller was nigh-certain there was no collusion back in 2017, I think. Search the federalist for her articles.

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2019 07:28 PM (PbpT7)

So from 2017 till now he was "investigating" possibly obstruction of a non-existent crime.

Such an efficient use of our $$.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 07:35 PM (XROPS)

177 Sherry, coming to you in an OIG report soon.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2019 07:36 PM (AtaaG)

178 when listening to JackStraw's dream-musings, I like to pop molly and maybe a smoothing-out edible an hour before, to really open my mind to his THC-flavored brainsongs.
Posted by: ace at April 18, 2019 07:35 PM (PbpT7)

Shots fired.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 07:36 PM (hv/hU)

179 : ace

My, my, a little snark there... LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2019 07:36 PM (O2RFr)

180 Have these people really thought about what the consequences will likely be if they use this non-report to impeach Trump?

Posted by: Anchovy at April 18, 2019 07:36 PM (B3kya)

181 I don't think Senior House members will allow impeachment to come to the floor for a vote. They remember what happened to the Rs when they voted to impeach BJ Clenis.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 18, 2019 07:17 PM (ffYR/)

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What? Hold on to the House and Senate and win the next Presidential race?
Posted by: MAGA at April 18, 2019 07:32 PM (I5LRE)

-----------------------------

What happened in 1998?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 18, 2019 07:37 PM (ffYR/)

182 I'm impressed McCarthy is saying it like it is. At the beginning of this Witch Hunt ordeal, Andy sounded like a company man. I wonder what changed?
Posted by: kallisto at April 18, 2019 07:26 PM (FpybW)
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From reading him, he realized how wrong his initial assumptions are. He's been pissed for 1-2 years now.

Posted by: Axeman at April 18, 2019 07:37 PM (9KpLw)

183 If the House does try to impeach Trump he should come in to address them and say,

I did not have sex with that woman Monica Lewinsky

There is no legal controlling authority.

Clearly no criminal intent


And that he has a pen and a phone.

Make the FNM talk about each one...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2019 07:37 PM (cRkMZ)

184 180 Have these people really thought about what the consequences will likely be if they use this non-report to impeach Trump?


LOL... Consequences

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2019 07:37 PM (O2RFr)

185 I WANT TO SEE THE COMPLETE AND WHOLE UNREDACTED *&^%$ FISA WARRANTS.

The misuse and abuse of the FISA Court is something that needs to be resolved and the guilty punished. ABUSE of the FISA court should scare every freedom loving American to death.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at April 18, 2019 07:34 PM (kXoT0)

I think this will be part of the delicious Round 2 in Trump v. the Deep State.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 07:37 PM (XROPS)

186 Some snarky moron said of Judge Nap a while back, "Never trust a man with a one inch forehead."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 07:38 PM (ptqGC)

187 I don't think Senior House members will allow impeachment to come to the floor for a vote. They remember what happened to the Rs when they voted to impeach BJ Clenis.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 18, 2019 07:17 PM (ffYR/)
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Where there was an established violation of the law, mind you.

Posted by: Axeman at April 18, 2019 07:38 PM (9KpLw)

188 Hey I just thought of something. If Mick Jagger croaked, the Rolling Stones will gather no mas.
Posted by: Guy with a suspicious bugle at April 18, 2019 07:23 PM (UdKB

++++
Thanks for sharing that. It was, as the Brits say, "rather clever".

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at April 18, 2019 07:38 PM (2sCft)

189 I used to perv on Marie Harf and the Horde used to tell me was I crazy. I used to have thoughts about her and Jen Big-Tits Psaki.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 18, 2019 07:33 PM (f1Vqw)


Ace posted this a while ago: "Martha McCollum plays Josh Earnest's founderings for Marie Harf, who then spazzes out talking nonsense out of her weird red Sexface."

Not sure if that's meant to be complimentary or not. This is what springs to mind whenever I hear her name:

http://tinyurl.com/y2s89z5b

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 18, 2019 07:38 PM (t+qrx)

190 We're hawt and ready to go, boyz!

Posted by: Marie Hork and Jen Psocki at April 18, 2019 07:38 PM (EgshT)

191 German Gebirgsjager (mountain troops) coat of arms was the Edelweiss.
See?! NAZIS!!

Posted by: Major Dick Winters at April 18, 2019 07:38 PM (VB3qu)

192
We saw the Progs in Congress throw away the legal principle of "innocent until proven guilty" during the Kavanaugh SCOTUS hearings. We shouldn't be surprised that they'd push that illegal idea once more during the Mewler investigation.
It's Prog incrementalism and it's designed to chip away at our legal foundation just a bit every time it gets used, like in this situation. Eventually, people will forget that we're all supposed to have the right to be presumed innocent and we'll become Russia or some third-world shithole in short order.

Just as planned.
Ok, now how do we reverse the radical Left/Prog's destruction of our rights? And who's going to do it? Anybody? Bueller?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 18, 2019 07:38 PM (HaL55)

193 >> At the beginning of this Witch Hunt ordeal, Andy sounded like a company man.

He was -- why, these are good people, they wouldn't do anything like gin up this whole thing out of whole cloth just for political purposes.

Then he actually looked at the evidence, and yep, that's what they did.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 18, 2019 07:39 PM (f1Vqw)

194 Have these people really thought about what the consequences will likely be if they use this non-report to impeach Trump?


LOL... Consequences

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2019 07:37 PM

******


The streets.
They aren't just for driving.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2019 07:39 PM (0tfLf)

195 If the House does try to impeach Trump he should come in to address them and say,

I did not have sex with that woman Monica Lewinsky

There is no legal controlling authority.

Clearly no criminal intent


And that he has a pen and a phone.

Make the FNM talk about each one...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2019 07:37 PM (cRkMZ)


He doesn't care what the definition of "is" is?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2019 07:39 PM (mTGg+)

196 And now the unhinged cried of "IMPEACH TRUMP!" have added "IMPEACH BARR!"

Jessie Watters brought up Chinless Eric Holder saying, "I'm still Pres. Obama's wing man." And not a word from the left.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 07:39 PM (ptqGC)

197 So if Rosenpenis is a good guy in all this, why did he offer to wear a wire?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2019 07:39 PM (cRkMZ)

198 MAN IN THE HIGH CASTLE, is where the song is played, the show where the Nazi's have won the war. Millennials have never watched SOUND OF MUSIC.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 18, 2019 07:39 PM (dKiJG)

199 i don't want to spread rumors but i've heard things about Harf that make me not really attracted to her.

I'll leave it there.

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2019 07:39 PM (PbpT7)

200
The streets.
They aren't just for driving.

You sound like my Husband.. he always says there will be riots in the streets.. I'm not so sure

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2019 07:39 PM (O2RFr)

201 Herr muller is still a nazi

Posted by: Avi at April 18, 2019 07:40 PM (kSq2k)

202 This will be a loser for Democrats and I hope they keep beating the dead horse. Trump should just move on, laugh and fight whatever they do in court. Personally, I would give a press conference and rub their faces in it one last time, then walk out with a handful of Melania's ass in my hand and move on to talk about the economy.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 07:40 PM (VkWRL)

203 So if Rosenpenis is a good guy in all this, why did he offer to wear a wire?

Posted by: 18-1

"Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter..to me!"

Posted by: Boswell at April 18, 2019 07:40 PM (32YRo)

204 Just for fun, I wish someone would apply Mueller's fake obstruction standard to Obama and Hillary's knowing lies about Benghazi.

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 07:41 PM (XROPS)

205 Dreadful, just dreadful. Soviet Union stuff. They cannot be allowed to get away with this.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 18, 2019 07:41 PM (H8QX8)

206 when listening to JackStraw's dream-musings, I like to pop molly and maybe a smoothing-out edible an hour before, to really open my mind to his THC-flavored brainsongs.
Posted by: ace

I saw THC-flavored Brainsongs open for The Grateful Dead... like, somewhere... at some point... I think, man.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 18, 2019 07:41 PM (gkstg)

207 "heard things about Harf that make me not really attracted to her. "

She shaves it, right?

Posted by: Guy with a suspicious carbuncle at April 18, 2019 07:41 PM (UdKB7)

208 >>Shots fired.

Don't encourage him. He starts spouting lunatic things to cover his homosexual lust.

It's sad, really.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 07:41 PM (/tuJf)

209 German Gebirgsjager (mountain troops) coat of arms was the Edelweiss.
See?! NAZIS!!


Posted by: Major Dick Winters at April 18, 2019 07:38 PM

******
I encountered some of their officers at the Officers Club in Graffenvohr Germany many years ago.
I was very polite. Impressive troops.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2019 07:41 PM (0tfLf)

210 I used to perv on Marie Harf and the Horde used to tell me was I crazy.

***

I never though she was "perv on" hot...but she certainly isn't ugly.


A lot of attractiveness is stuff you can create with the right clothes and look anyway....

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2019 07:41 PM (cRkMZ)

211 ace, Harf was smarter than Psaki, she didn't get pregnant.

Harf sucked more hose than a sump pump in a flood.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2019 07:41 PM (AtaaG)

212 I don't think Senior House members will allow impeachment to come to the floor for a vote. They remember what happened to the Rs when they voted to impeach BJ Clenis.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 18, 2019 07:17 PM (ffYR/)


Nothing. But Clinton actually committed impeachable crimes.

But yeah ... the GOP were destroyed. Only a few years later they swept the House, the Senate and the White House.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2019 07:41 PM (mTGg+)

213 158 publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear; I used to perv on Marie Harf and the Horde used to tell me was I crazy. I used to have thoughts about her and Jen Big-Tits Psaki.


You too?

uh.....I ment

That is SHAMEFUL!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 18, 2019 07:42 PM (siYMV)

214 i don't want to spread rumors but i've heard things about Harf that make me not really attracted to her.

I'll leave it there.
Posted by: ace at April 18, 2019 07:39 PM (PbpT7)

Like she's fat and a leftist liar Obama lover?

Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 07:42 PM (XROPS)

215 199 i don't want to spread rumors but i've heard things about Harf that make me not really attracted to her.

I'll leave it there.
Posted by: ace at April 18, 2019 07:39 PM (PbpT7)

*suddenly interested*

Go on...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 07:42 PM (hv/hU)

216 Harf is fugly in person and she's not very smart either. You can say that about most of he Obama team. It's like a bunch of Ivy League marketing idiots.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 07:42 PM (VkWRL)

217 Posted by: ace at April 18, 2019 07:39 PM (PbpT7)

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Aw, c'mon ace!!! You know we're a bunch of yentas around here. You can't just tease juicy gossip and walk away like that.

This is the George Conway thing all over again.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 07:42 PM (i1JHD)

218 178
when listening to JackStraw's dream-musings, I like to pop molly and
maybe a smoothing-out edible an hour before, to really open my mind to
his THC-flavored brainsongs.

We can share the women,
We can share the wine.
We can share some of yours old buddy,
Cuz we done shared all of mine.

Posted by: dartist at April 18, 2019 07:42 PM (K22Va)

219 I'm getting an edelweiss tattoo tonight.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 18, 2019 07:42 PM (+fPHo)

220 I WANT TO SEE THE COMPLETE AND WHOLE UNREDACTED *&^%$ FISA WARRANTS.

The misuse and abuse of the FISA Court is something that needs to be resolved and the guilty punished. ABUSE of the FISA court should scare every freedom loving American to death.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at April 18, 2019 07:34 PM (kXoT0)
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I'm kind of disappointed that more isn't made out of this.

The Dems tried to play that it was treason to *release* *highly-redacted* FISA reports, treason to try to remove redactions that were there, and *definitely* when Trump threatened to release the entire un-redacted document, they shrieked about treason.

When they want something kept redacted, then it is a life-and-death issue of the republic's survival. And when they want to see less redacting, they don't care.

Posted by: Axeman at April 18, 2019 07:42 PM (9KpLw)

221 Mueller report should have just said, "Trump obstructed our Coup."


Said Rush

Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2019 07:42 PM (tlK8C)

222
Trump is clean. There was a international Spook witchhunt launched against him and they came up with nothing. CIA, MI6/5, and the rest of them, and they came up with exactly Jack Squat.

The only scandals with him are poon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 18, 2019 07:43 PM (f1Vqw)

223 You sound like my Husband.. he always says there will be riots in the streets.. I'm not so sure

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2019 07:39 PM

*****
I live near Seattle...those dipsticks will riot over anything. Wait until it becomes serious.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2019 07:43 PM (0tfLf)

224 >>>tinyurl.com/yylercbr
<<<

The blue dress suggests vigorous oral jousting and concession.

Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2019 07:43 PM (LuPts)

225 Don't encourage him. He starts spouting lunatic things to cover his homosexual lust.

It's sad, really.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 07:41 PM (/tuJf)

Damn!

*looks over at ace*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 18, 2019 07:44 PM (hv/hU)

226 So if Rosenpenis is a good guy in all this, why did he offer to wear a wire?


If it's one with 50,000 volts, I'm okay with it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 18, 2019 07:44 PM (oVJmc)

227 At least I got one thing right about this "report." It would be full of innuendo and snark.

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2019 07:44 PM (O2RFr)

228 i don't want to spread rumors but i've heard things about Harf that make me not really attracted to her.

I'll leave it there.


I knew it. She likes it when a guy takes a huge, steaming dump on her chest.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 18, 2019 07:44 PM (9t0Zz)

229 Do I get to shoot yet?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 18, 2019 07:44 PM (p2qtE)

230 143 The question that needs to be answered is at what point in this investigation did Mueller know there was no collusion.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 18, 2019 07:28 PM (gC2IV)

----------------------------

I'm guessing that he knew by the Summer of '17 that this was a dead end. He hasn't been investigating PDT for a long time now.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 18, 20

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I love to give Mueller the benefit of the doubt, but come on, that guy knew there was no collusion from day one.

Posted by: MAGA at April 18, 2019 07:44 PM (I5LRE)

231 MK Ham is gonna need a security detail.

I will volunteer.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 18, 2019 07:44 PM (+fPHo)

232 Ooo. Slap fight.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 18, 2019 07:45 PM (oVJmc)

233 221 Mueller report should have just said, "Trump obstructed our Coup."
Said Rush
Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2019 07:42 PM (tlK8C)

Exactly. That's how sick this all is.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 18, 2019 07:45 PM (H8QX8)

234 Interesting, too, Guiilani says that one of the Mueller lawyers was a well-known terror, who has had two cases flipped by the Supreme Court for misusing this same type obstruction/fraud charge, and who is known for failing to turn over exculpatory evidence. He apparently treated the witnesses "horribly." I might dig around to find out who this is.
Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 07:20 PM (XROPS)


Andrew Weismann (don't care enough to check the spelling of this mook's last name)

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 18, 2019 07:45 PM (5Yee7)

235 Apple news update alerted me." If you've gotten 30 news updates on the Mueller Report and don't no where to start here's a guide to help you."
I didn't bother to click on it since I 'm sure it's pure Lefty spin. We don't need the Russians to collude in the 2020 election when we already have the MSM and the DNC colluding together, pushing their propaganda.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2019 07:45 PM (RBOtF)

236 A Beltway Steamer!

Posted by: Marie Hork and Jen Psocki at April 18, 2019 07:45 PM (EgshT)

237 One thing that is crystal clear after this fiasco is that the IC is led by and populated with Beta boys and meam girl manginas. This tactic of passive aggressively smearing Trump and hanging Barr out to dry is so Beta Bitchy. Farking clowns must be mainlining estrogen.

Posted by: kallisto at April 18, 2019 07:45 PM (FpybW)

238 >>>225 Don't encourage him. He starts spouting lunatic things to cover his homosexual lust.

It's sad, really.
Posted by: JackStraw

Oh i know this hallucination -- this is some sweet sticky indica dipped in mescalin oil.

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2019 07:45 PM (PbpT7)

239 I think we can all agree that Harf is a 1 when accessorized.

Posted by: Guy with a suspicious hump at April 18, 2019 07:45 PM (UdKB7)

240 ooooh. Another digital fist fight with Ace and Jackstraw, you say? Out behind the school? I'm there!!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at April 18, 2019 07:45 PM (2sCft)

241 158
I used to perv on Marie Harf and the Horde used to tell me was I crazy. I used to have thoughts about her and Jen Big-Tits Psaki.

The FOX makeup people have indeed done her up good.

She went from this:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybpku3jf

to this:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yylercbr
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 18, 2019 07:33 PM (f1Vqw)


I recognized her potential back then. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: rickl at April 18, 2019 07:45 PM (sdi6R)

242 Okay... Lemme think... All fucking Democrats and their supporters should probably die, right?If not - Why not?Fuck 'em all and feed 'em shit.

Posted by: Spankmeister at April 18, 2019 07:46 PM (dn8lZ)

243 215 199 i don't want to spread rumors but i've heard things about Harf that make me not really attracted to her.

I'll leave it there.
Posted by: ace at April 18, 2019 07:39 PM (PbpT7)

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Picks nose and eat boogers?

Posted by: MAGA at April 18, 2019 07:46 PM (I5LRE)

244 >>>234 Interesting, too, Guiilani says that one of the Mueller lawyers was a well-known terror, who has had two cases flipped by the Supreme Court for misusing this same type obstruction/fraud charge, and who is known for failing to turn over exculpatory evidence. He apparently treated the witnesses "horribly." I might dig around to find out who this is.
Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 07:20 PM (XROPS)

Andrew Weismann (don't care enough to check the spelling of this mook's last name)

...

yeah he's almost certainly talking about "Mueller's pit bull," Andrew Weismann, who has been reamed out by judges for what would be called "obstruction of justice" if it weren't a prosecutor doing it.

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2019 07:46 PM (PbpT7)

245


btw, if you're on twitter and want to poke leftists today, just copy and paste a few of Strojk/Page's texts.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 07:47 PM (b8qru)

246 This is a clash of the Alpha Male v. the beta bitches.

Posted by: kallisto at April 18, 2019 07:47 PM (FpybW)

247 >>So if Rosenpenis is a good guy in all this, why did he offer to wear a wire?

He didn't.


Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2019 07:47 PM (/tuJf)

248 I'm guessing that he knew by the Summer of '17 that this was a dead end. He hasn't been investigating PDT for a long time now.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 18, 20

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I love to give Mueller the benefit of the doubt, but come on, that guy knew there was no collusion from day one.
Posted by: MAGA at April 18, 2019 07:44 PM (I5LRE)

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Probably so, but he had to do at least a cursory investigation to confirm.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 18, 2019 07:47 PM (ffYR/)

249 I knew it. She likes it when a guy takes a huge, steaming dump on her chest.

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Don't we all?

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 18, 2019 07:47 PM (cRkMZ)

250 Sucks donkey dong?

Posted by: Spankmeister at April 18, 2019 07:47 PM (dn8lZ)

251 Mike Pence is the enemy of the people!

Posted by: Pete Buttzkrieg at April 18, 2019 07:47 PM (9KpLw)

252 this is some sweet sticky indica dipped in mescalin oil.

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2019 07:45 PM (PbpT7)


I like my mescaline in a stick.



Or little purple barrels if I'm tooling around Central Park ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2019 07:47 PM (mTGg+)

253 don't want to spread rumors but i've heard things about Harf that make me not really attracted to her.

I'll leave it there.

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*** blink, blink***

Butt stuff?

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at April 18, 2019 07:47 PM (2sCft)

254 Never put your dick in insane leftist scrunts.

Seriously guys.

Posted by: dagny at April 18, 2019 07:48 PM (tlK8C)

255 He didn't.

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Ok, is your argument he "joked about it" or that he never said it at all?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2019 07:48 PM (cRkMZ)

256
In fact, someone should tweet a few of Strojk/Page's text to the liars at cnn, namely Jake Tapper.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 07:48 PM (b8qru)

257 Can President Trump fire Herr Mueller now.....

Bon voyage and don't let the screen door hit you on the way out.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 18, 2019 07:48 PM (Z+IKu)

258 6 So what's this Trump failed at obstruction of justice only because others didn't follow his orders shit?
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019
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I think this is basically like angrily shouting "I don't care what you do, but I hate that guy and I want him gone - now!" But nobody followed through on that. So the next day everyone had calmed down, in effect nobody did anything but the president had "ordered them" to "do something wrong".

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at April 18, 2019 07:48 PM (xptlg)

259 >> That is SHAMEFUL!!

My sexdar indicated to me that Marie had a really high pitched orgasmic squeal. I imagined doing things to get that going.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 18, 2019 07:48 PM (f1Vqw)

260 So if Rosenpenis is a good guy in all this, why did he offer to wear a wire?

Posted by: 18-1

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He didn't say it and it was a joke .

Posted by: MAGA at April 18, 2019 07:49 PM (I5LRE)

261 Lotta lamp posts in DC.

Jus sayn.

Posted by: ACME Rope, Inc. at April 18, 2019 07:49 PM (/H8v6)

262

Probably so, but he had to do at least a cursory investigation to confirm.



And destroying a few dozen poor schlubs in the process? Popadopolous, Flynn, even associates of targets, just to put pressure on others?


Sorry, Mueller's scum, for his tactics alone.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 18, 2019 07:49 PM (oVJmc)

263 Trump failed to fully exonerate himself.

Posted by: Mewler at April 18, 2019 07:49 PM (CDGwz)