The Morning Rant: J.V. Edition

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Do you want to know how you get more Trump? This is how you get more Trump!

I have no doubt that the organizers had the best of intentions, and were simply trying to speed things along. But it is the culmination of 50 years of careful, insidious denigration of American Exceptionalism, patriotism, tradition, love of country that creates in some the mindset that skipping our country's National Anthem is okay.

Crowd at Fresno County Softball Game Sings National Anthem After Announcer Said It Would Not Be Played

Fans at a California softball tournament weren't happy when an official announced that the National Anthem would not be played before Friday's game, so they took matters into their own hands and started singing.

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Every time I read a Reason article and think, "Well, they are making some sense...maybe they have put down the bongs for good," something like this article gets posted on their site and I realize that they truly are a bunch of idiot stoners without any perspective or wisdom or ability to look beyond their preconceived notions.

Will McCain-Style Conservatism Live On?

Domestically, McCain has mostly been the opposite of the libertarian Goldwater (which helps explain the frosty relationship that persisted between the two), championing intrusive federal interventions in everything from political advertising to athletes' use of performance-enhancing drugs. When the financial crisis hit during the last weeks of the his second presidential race, in 2008, he was long on gestures—showily suspending his campaign—but short on coherent ideas.
In other words, he is a liberal who likes foreign intervention. Which in Reason's clouded mind makes him a conservative. Or something. Dude, where's the last bag of Cheetos?
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I'm no fan of Elon Musk and his rent-seeking scam called Tesla Motors, but his rockets are wonderful, so I hope this shit backfires, and this blue-checked media whore gets fired.
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1 Is the MSM not at all curious about Hillary's exoskeleton ?

Its on Drudge and none of the linked articles are mainstream US news.

Do they not believe their own eyes ?
Do they think its #FakeNews ?

Posted by: McCool at May 29, 2018 10:54 AM (Izjjo)

2 First!!

Posted by: My name is mud..no really at May 29, 2018 10:54 AM (C2tHX)

3 first?

Posted by: gingeroni at May 29, 2018 10:54 AM (GIqnq)

4 1st

Posted by: PhilDirt at May 29, 2018 10:54 AM (3NkDy)

5 Good for those people in Fresno.

Posted by: HH at May 29, 2018 10:54 AM (mIJBI)

6 Missed it by > < much.

Posted by: PhilDirt at May 29, 2018 10:54 AM (3NkDy)

7 Sigh. Need to read faster.

Posted by: gingeroni at May 29, 2018 10:55 AM (GIqnq)

8 Huh?

Posted by: RI Red at May 29, 2018 10:55 AM (8z1xZ)

9 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 29, 2018 10:56 AM (l5E9o)

10 Good on the Fresno County softball crowd. Love the poster.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at May 29, 2018 10:57 AM (r4KP2)

11 No one cares about Hillary's exoskeleton, unless it can be proved Trump was the one who injured her.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Coffee-klatcher at May 29, 2018 10:57 AM (rBnYq)

12 Roseanne Barr says the muslim brotherhood and planet of the apes had a baby..... the farsi ferret

that's gonna leave a mark and fi ah works too

Posted by: red neck at May 29, 2018 10:57 AM (WX+x0)

13 I just want Musk and Zuckerfuck to get into a childish slapfight over AI for the rest of their lives.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 29, 2018 11:00 AM (WDCYi)

14 This Erin Biba twat needs a beat down, Musk or no Musk.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 29, 2018 11:01 AM (ujg0T)

15 Hillary's new Pansersuit needed extra batteries but they could have camouflaged them better. I'm sensing a couple of bullets to the back of the head suicide for the chief engineer.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 29, 2018 11:01 AM (pw+jk)

16 >Is the MSM not at all curious about Hillary's exoskeleton ?

You'd think a cane would do.

Posted by: anon at May 29, 2018 11:02 AM (fSf/G)

17 Big storm last night took out server, phone system, router, and modem at work. Not much getting done here.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 29, 2018 11:02 AM (p/F+I)

18 that twisted fork is Seth Rich ... not useful.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 29, 2018 11:02 AM (bT8Z4)

19 Hi fappers. Been a while. I don't plan on sticking around, but wanted you to know I still endure. Things are not better and I don't know if they will be. It's like a bad dream that I can't do anything about. Thanks to everyone who's given their prayers and support. They're still needed.

Keep on Hordein'. See ya.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 29, 2018 11:02 AM (NWiLs)

20 1 Is the MSM not at all curious about Hillary's exoskeleton ?


Posted by: McCool at May 29, 2018 10:54 AM (Izjjo)

queryPublic 'CampsOrExecute'

** Retrieve 'Is Assassin necessary?'

queryFacebook 'McCool's internet history'

Return: Danger level 7
Return: Assassin not necessary
Return: publicSpeak 'Function 91'

Implement**

"I am tolerant send McCool to the camps!"

Posted by: MechHil! v. 5.1 at May 29, 2018 11:03 AM (72PAC)

21 So long, Roseanne. It was good to know ya....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 29, 2018 11:03 AM (7uYFy)

22 top 25.

and getting the nic right on the "work" computer....

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 29, 2018 11:04 AM (8D42x)

23 @ Insomniac.

* Damn good to seeya, mate!

* Sometimes, hangin' in there is the best you can do. You gotta lotta prayers going in support of you though. Know this.

* Drop me a line. I'm a poor imitation of a backup for Slapweasel, but at least I'm fluent in Moron.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 29, 2018 11:05 AM (QzJWU)

24 After binge-watching The Pacific, son said, "Japan went from being one of the fiercest, evilest fighting forces on earth to Hello Kitty. Hirohito must be spinning in his grave."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2018 11:06 AM (ptqGC)

25 I can't get too mad at Elon Musk. SpaceX is incredibly cool and is he at least understands economics enough to know that the market drives the price of things down.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 29, 2018 11:06 AM (mk7Bj)

26 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2018 11:06 AM (KpEyG)

27 The real question is :

Does Robo-Hillary cost less to maintain than the original did?

Posted by: Hikaru at May 29, 2018 11:06 AM (WDCYi)

28 When Hillary dies, they will have her mummified like Lenin, and a devoted secular priesthood will continue offering her wisdom from beyond the grave.
And our media will think that it is the smartest idea ever.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 29, 2018 11:06 AM (xJrIn)

29 Hi fappers. Been a while. I don't plan on sticking
around, but wanted you to know I still endure. Things are not better and
I don't know if they will be. It's like a bad dream that I can't do
anything about. Thanks to everyone who's given their prayers and
support. They're still needed.



Keep on Hordein'. See ya.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 29, 2018 11:02 AM (NWiLs)



Prayers given. And please know that we're always here for you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2018 11:07 AM (ptqGC)

30 What makes the Elon guard his Musk? Courage.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 11:07 AM (IqV8l)

31 There is no spoon.

Posted by: Fritz at May 29, 2018 11:08 AM (2Mnv1)

32 There is no spoon.

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Only sporks.

Posted by: SH at May 29, 2018 11:10 AM (sX1BW)

33 The real question is :

Does Robo-Hillary cost less to maintain than the original did?

Posted by: Hikaru at May 29, 2018 11:06 AM (WDCYi)


The plutonium power packs are expensive.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers @ the Outrage Outlet at May 29, 2018 11:10 AM (hLRSq)

34 Yeah, I'm sittin' on this bar stool talking like a damn fool
Got the Inspector General report release news blues (#2weeks)
And I've given up hope for dodging the hemp rope 

And a bottle of Roku
Is it any wonder I'm not crazy?
Is it any wonder I'm sane at all,    you may ask?

I'm so tired of losin', I've got nothing to do
And all day to do it
So, I go out grifting, but I've no place to go
And all year to get there
Is it any wonder I'm not a criminal?
Is it any wonder I'm not in jail,    you may ask?

Is it any wonder I've got too much time on my hands?
Ticking away with my sanity
I've got too much time on my hands
It's hard to believe such a calamity
I've got too much time on my hands
And it's ticking away - ticking away from me

Too much time on my hands
(T-T-T-T-T-Ticking away)
Too much time on my hands
(And I don't know what to do with myself)
Too much time on my hands

Too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands

Now, I'm a gin drinking  genius
I can solve the world's problems without even trying
I got thousands of friends, and the fun never ends
That is, as long as they're  buying
Is it any wonder I'm not the President?
Is it any wonder I'm null and void?

Is it any wonder I've got too much time on my hands?
Ticking away with my sanity
I've got too much time on my hands
It's hard to believe such a calamity
I've got too much time on my hands
And it's ticking away - ticking away from me

Too much time on my hands
(T-T-T-T-T-Ticking away)
Too much time on my hands
(And I don't know what to do with myself)
Too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands
(T-T-T-Ticking away)
Too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands
(Too much time on my hands)

Damn you Donald Trump and you Deplorables,

Damn you to hell




Posted by: In the Sticks Band at May 29, 2018 11:10 AM (P6KKD)

35 I hope all those singing the National Anthem gave the Prog-Socs such a case of triggering vapors they all retired to their fainting couches and life coaches for solace.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 29, 2018 11:10 AM (IL2Ie)

36
After binge-watching The Pacific, son said, "Japan went from being one of the fiercest, evilest fighting forces on earth to Hello Kitty. Hirohito must be spinning in his grave."
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Fat Man and Little Boy had a transformative effect.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 11:10 AM (IqV8l)

37 Show of hands of anybody surprised that the media uses tactics of retribution? None? Right.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 29, 2018 11:10 AM (RD7QR)

38 >> I just want Musk and Zuckerfuck to get into a childish slapfight over AI for the rest of their lives.


Didn't Elon start it when he cancelled all of his facebook accounts in response to the Cambridge Analytical scandal? Heh. Think Zuck is a little butthurt over other Silicon Valley CEOs not sticking up for him. Slapfight on, bros!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2018 11:10 AM (W+vEI)

39 Hello Horde, I hope you all had a good Memorial Day.

Insomniac, prayers are ever ascending for you. You are well loved, dear friend.

Posted by: moki at May 29, 2018 11:11 AM (V+V48)

40 Insomniac
You don't know me from Adams house cat but you are on my prayer list. Keep checking in once in a while. People worry. Even the Gray Box Folks

Posted by: Winston at May 29, 2018 11:11 AM (wgCUV)

41 That's a Putin Polonim Power Pack

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 29, 2018 11:11 AM (IL2Ie)

42 Insomniac
You don't know me from Adams house cat but you are on my prayer list. Keep checking in once in a while. People worry. Even the Gray Box Folks
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Seconded.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 29, 2018 11:11 AM (vg8iE)

43 >>The real question is :

Does Robo-Hillary cost less to maintain than the original did?




Really?
My question: where is the "off" button, or failing that, the "mute."

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2018 11:12 AM (W+vEI)

44 >>Does Robo-Hillary cost less to maintain than the original did? Posted by: Hikaru at May 29, 2018 11:06 AM (WDCYi)

Escalation of commitment/Sunk-cost fallacy. Abandoning the Hillary Project would send the wrong message to investors.

Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2018 11:12 AM (Bdeb0)

45 After binge-watching The Pacific, son said, "Japan went from being one of the fiercest, evilest fighting forces on earth to Hello Kitty. Hirohito must be spinning in his grave."
Posted by: Jane D'oh


That's what 5,000 degrees will do to you!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2018 11:12 AM (KpEyG)

46 36 Fat Man and Little Boy had a transformative effect.


Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 11:10 AM (IqV8l)

Psssh.

That's so Enola Gay.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 29, 2018 11:12 AM (WDCYi)

47 27 The real question is :

Does Robo-Hillary cost less to maintain than the original did?
Posted by: Hikaru at May 29, 2018 11:06 AM (WDCYi)

queryPublic 'CampsOrExecute'

** Retrieve 'Am I not real?'

** Retrieve 'Where's my damn drink?'

queryFacebook 'McCool's internet history'

Return: Danger level 7
Return: Hikaru is a liar
Return: publicSpeak 'Function 67'

Implement**

"We have never been in better health you racist. Send Hikaru to the camps!"

Posted by: MechHil! v. 5.1 at May 29, 2018 11:12 AM (72PAC)

48 Insomniac, hang in there. The Horde is praying for you.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 29, 2018 11:12 AM (RD7QR)

49 Oh man, that is all forked up!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 29, 2018 11:12 AM (mvenn)

50 Sending prayers, Insomniac!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2018 11:13 AM (W+vEI)

51
>>The real question is :



Does Robo-Hillary cost less to maintain than the original did?



Really?

My question: where is the "off" button, or failing that, the "mute."

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2018 11:12 AM (W+vEI)



Is there a plug that can be pulled?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2018 11:13 AM (ptqGC)

52 "Harassed" by a "horrific tweet."
If Rip Van Winkle woke from a 20 year nap today he would laugh his ass off.
Well at least we're not Britain.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 29, 2018 11:13 AM (koNhm)

53 "Unique" like "diverse" is neutral. It's not automatically desirable.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 29, 2018 11:13 AM (/qEW2)

54 Morgan Freeman is all tuned up to sue CNN for defamation.
The enemy of my enemy is temporarily a pretty darn good guy, if he's really intending to spend big bucks attacking them.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Coffee-klatcher at May 29, 2018 11:13 AM (rBnYq)

55 Instead of hot sauce Hillary keeps a can of three-in-one oil in her purse.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 29, 2018 11:14 AM (nBr1j)

56 38 >> I just want Musk and Zuckerfuck to get into a childish slapfight over AI for the rest of their lives.


Didn't Elon start it when he cancelled all of his facebook accounts in response to the Cambridge Analytical scandal? Heh. Think Zuck is a little butthurt over other Silicon Valley CEOs not sticking up for him. Slapfight on, bros!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2018 11:10 AM (W+vEI)

Regarding AI, I trust the guy who has the least invested in using it extensively and that would be Musk.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 29, 2018 11:14 AM (RD7QR)

57 30
What makes the Elon guard his Musk? Courage.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 11:07 AM (IqV8l)


Golf clap.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 29, 2018 11:14 AM (7+qdf)

58 Instead of hot sauce Hillary keeps a can of three-in-one oil in her purse.
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If she only had a heart.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 29, 2018 11:14 AM (vg8iE)

59 There is probably still lurking somewhere on the Internet the 'gag' drawings of World War II Hello Kitty dressed as a kamikaze pilot or a soldier bringing 'prosperity' to the natives.

Should next binge watch Victory at Sea.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 29, 2018 11:14 AM (IL2Ie)

60 Morgan Freeman is all tuned up to sue CNN for defamation.
The enemy of my enemy is temporarily a pretty darn good guy, if he's really intending to spend big bucks attacking them.

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Does Freeman get to narrate the movie about his own life?

Posted by: SH at May 29, 2018 11:14 AM (sX1BW)

61 Biba, one of the usual bed fouling self-hating suspects.
Most every time there is a craaaap utterance it is one of those ....
What gives?

Posted by: wontsubmit at May 29, 2018 11:15 AM (122Gu)

62 Really?
My question: where is the "off" button, or failing that, the "mute."
Posted by: Lizzy

There is, but you do NOT want to go there

Posted by: Bruce at May 29, 2018 11:15 AM (8ikIW)

63 Is there a plug that can be pulled?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2018 11:13 AM (ptqGC)


Yes! Yes!

Posted by: Shep! at May 29, 2018 11:15 AM (CPk08)

64 What the hell is McCain-Style Conservatism?

It doesn't exist.

McCain is about as conservative as Hillary Clinton is a champion stair-climber.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 29, 2018 11:15 AM (ATVNj)

65 If she only had a heart.


A brain.


Da noive.

Posted by: eleven at May 29, 2018 11:15 AM (+lOpA)

66 Yeah, Musk is a rent-seeker, but unlike most RS's he's actually built really great and useful things. SpaceX's launch systems buy a lot of forgiveness from me.

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at May 29, 2018 11:15 AM (9kw2x)

67 62 Really?
My question: where is the "off" button, or failing that, the "mute."
Posted by: Lizzy

There is, but you do NOT want to go there
Posted by: Bruce at May 29, 2018 11:15 AM (8ikIW)

#TRIGGERED

Posted by: Huma at May 29, 2018 11:16 AM (72PAC)

68 What the hell is McCain-Style Conservatism?

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Assholery.

Posted by: SH at May 29, 2018 11:16 AM (sX1BW)

69 >>>Does Robo-Hillary cost less to maintain than the original did?<<<
I'd like to reprogram the old battleaxe to do some break dancing. A couple of head spins ought to do the trick.

Posted by: Fritz at May 29, 2018 11:16 AM (2Mnv1)

70 Remember: spoons are purely defensive.

Posted by: Swedish Feminist Government at May 29, 2018 11:16 AM (zCyNd)

71 Reporting restrictions on Tommy Robinson have been lifted.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2018 11:16 AM (/tuJf)

72
Morgan Freeman is all tuned up to sue CNN for defamation.
The enemy of my enemy is temporarily a pretty darn good guy, if he's really intending to spend big bucks attacking them.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, Coffee-klatcher at May 29, 2018 11:13 AM (rBnYq)



Screw CNN. This morning Alysin Camerota had as a guest the retired English teacher in Atlanta who "graded" a letter PDT sent to her. She's the new darling of the progs now (the smug teacher). I guess Miss Grammar wasn't paying attention to "corpsemen," Barry apologizing for not speaking Austrian, 57 states, etc.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2018 11:17 AM (ptqGC)

73 Did Uri Geller use that fork?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 11:17 AM (IqV8l)

74 Anagrams for Elon Musk

Lone Skum
No Muskle
Kone Slum
Musklone
Klone Sum

Nothing good....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 29, 2018 11:17 AM (7uYFy)

75 68 What the hell is McCain-Style Conservatism?

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Assholery.
Posted by: SH at May 29, 2018 11:16 AM (sX1BW)


Hey.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2018 11:17 AM (CPk08)

76 Does Freeman get to narrate the movie about his own life?
______________________________________

YES! Yes you can!

Posted by: Morgan Freeman as God in Bruce Almighty at May 29, 2018 11:17 AM (ATVNj)

77 >>What the hell is McCain-Style Conservatism?


Sucking Blue Dick, Forever.

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2018 11:17 AM (XvxIe)

78

You stand for your flag.

You stand for your anthem.


You kneel before God.


What is so difficult to understand here?

Posted by: irongrampa at May 29, 2018 11:18 AM (S/hVx)

79 good to see you insomniac, wish the news was better. hang in there man, we're praying and hoping it all improves.

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 29, 2018 11:18 AM (8D42x)

80 The Little Fork That Didn't Fit In The Drawer

Starring Tyne Daly

Posted by: Muldoon at May 29, 2018 11:18 AM (mvenn)

81 What the hell is McCain-Style Conservatism?========================

Voting "yes" on ObamaCare. Conservatively.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Coffee-klatcher at May 29, 2018 11:18 AM (rBnYq)

82 66 Yeah, Musk is a rent-seeker, but unlike most RS's he's actually built really great and useful things. SpaceX's launch systems buy a lot of forgiveness from me.
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller

Every time I see a Tesla all I can think is there goes 4K of my tax dollars

Posted by: wrg500 at May 29, 2018 11:18 AM (Bdeb0)

83 British judge who wants to file the tips off all knives-

Blade Ruiner

Posted by: Muldoon at May 29, 2018 11:18 AM (mvenn)

84 >>Reporting restrictions on Tommy Robinson have been lifted.


That guy is one hell of a Motivational Speaker.

Also, big hands.

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2018 11:18 AM (XvxIe)

85 Screw CNN. This morning Alysin Camerota had as a guest the retired English teacher in Atlanta who "graded" a letter PDT sent to her. She's the new darling of the progs now (the smug teacher). I guess Miss Grammar wasn't paying attention to "corpsemen," Barry apologizing for not speaking Austrian, 57 states, etc.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2018 11:17 AM (ptqGC)

Yeah. It might be a thing to pin on Trump if the country wasn't largely made up of illiterate boobs...

Posted by: JoeF. at May 29, 2018 11:19 AM (7uYFy)

86 Insomniac: You know damn well I'm praying and pulling for you. Drop in time to time, you know we worry!

When Hillary dies, they will have her mummified like Lenin, and a devoted secular priesthood will continue offering her wisdom from beyond the grave.
And our media will think that it is the smartest idea ever.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365


Nah. After a brief period (a week or two) the new Annointed One will be chosen and the Clintons will, bit by bit, be airbrushed out of everything, except when it's useful to speak negatively of them.

The moneyed base has gone so far left it's left the Clinton camp in the dust now.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 29, 2018 11:19 AM (AM1GF)

87 62 Really?
My question: where is the "off" button, or failing that, the "mute."
Posted by: Lizzy

Ask Huma

Posted by: wrg500 at May 29, 2018 11:19 AM (Bdeb0)

88 Chinese guy, "He say you brade luiner!"

Rick waggles chopsticks. "Got the wrong fella see!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 29, 2018 11:20 AM (IL2Ie)

89 I know what boys like.

I know what guys want.

I know what boys like.

Boys like. . .

Boys like. . . me.

Posted by: The Waitresses at May 29, 2018 11:20 AM (ATVNj)

90 These people are nuts:

https://twitter.com/Amy_Siskind/status/
1001239483109593088

People supporting Donald Trump - our country will rise from this, and you will not be remembered kindly. His more vocal and public figures will be judged, some as sycophants, and others as traitors to our democracy. Some are, and many more will, face trial and end up in prison.

Based on a filing this week, which I cite in Week 80, the Mueller probe is still spreading its tentacles, and it seems unlikely things will wrap up ahead of the 60 day window before midterms. Which means we must get everyone to the polls like our country depends on it - it does!



Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2018 11:20 AM (W+vEI)

91 Every time I see a Tesla all I can think is there goes 4K of my tax dollars
Posted by: wrg500 at May 29, 2018 11:18 AM (Bdeb0)

Every time I hear "Tesla" I think of that stupid remake of that great '70's hit "Signs."

Posted by: JoeF. at May 29, 2018 11:20 AM (7uYFy)

92 77 >>What the hell is McCain-Style Conservatism?


Sucking Blue Dick, Forever.
Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2018 11:17 AM (XvxIe)

But first...

Posted by: Mel Gibson in "Braveheart" blue paint at May 29, 2018 11:20 AM (7HtZB)

93 Screw CNN. This morning Alysin Camerota had as a
guest the retired English teacher in Atlanta who "graded" a letter PDT
sent to her. She's the new darling of the progs now (the smug teacher). I
guess Miss Grammar wasn't paying attention to "corpsemen," Barry
apologizing for not speaking Austrian, 57 states, etc.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2018 11:17 AM (ptqGC)

She should grade Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Watters. Now that would be funny.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at May 29, 2018 11:20 AM (aVYsC)

94 As I mentioned in the art thread, a local mouth-breather was spouting off in this morning's Vox Populi about Melania Trump having healthcare "at our expense" while so many people can't afford it.

These people are too stupid to live.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2018 11:20 AM (ptqGC)

95 After binge-watching The Pacific, son said, "Japan went from being one of the fiercest, evilest fighting forces on earth to Hello Kitty. Hirohito must be spinning in his grave."

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+1000

Even a cursory acquaintance with Japanese atrocities requires that Bushido culture be utterly exterminated. The fact that Hirohito experienced Hello Kitty for 15 years before his death is a pleasant bonus.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at May 29, 2018 11:21 AM (oPGzx)

96
Keep on Hordein'. See ya.



Posted by: Insomniac at May 29, 2018 11:02 AM (NWiLs)

I do miss breaking your balls btw. .......and prayers of course.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 29, 2018 11:21 AM (aljs9)

97 retired English teacher in Atlanta
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Too bad that's all she is and all she ever will be.

And Trump is the President.

Sucks to be her.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 29, 2018 11:21 AM (vg8iE)

98 90 Based on a filing this week, which I cite in Week 80, the Mueller probe is still spreading its tentacles, and it seems unlikely things will wrap up ahead of the 60 day window before midterms. Which means we must get everyone to the polls like our country depends on it - it does!




Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2018 11:20 AM (W+vEI)

In her case, "Our Country" means "Soviet Buttfuckistan".

Posted by: Hikaru at May 29, 2018 11:22 AM (WDCYi)

99 All it shows of that retired teacher is how petty and vindictive they are.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 29, 2018 11:22 AM (IL2Ie)

100 >>Yeah. It might be a thing to pin on Trump if the country wasn't largely made up of illiterate boobs...



And there was just that report - no idea if true - that Trump and people who do some of his tweets intentionally make typos, etc, to humanize him.
It's a good story, spin or not.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2018 11:23 AM (W+vEI)

101 We need to ban twisted Forks like the dangerous weapons they are!

Posted by: A British Judge at May 29, 2018 11:23 AM (C9Rdt)

102 My sister texted me yesterday that one of her friends was filling her car up at a local (hood) gas station, and her car was stolen with her little dog inside.

Sister texted me back last night that the dog has been found unharmed.

So there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2018 11:23 AM (ptqGC)

103 My sister texted me yesterday that one of her friends was filling her car up at a local (hood) gas station, and her car was stolen with her little dog inside.

Sister texted me back last night that the dog has been found unharmed.

So there's that.
========

Hmmm, moments like that call for a remote self-destruct device.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 29, 2018 11:24 AM (vg8iE)

104 We need to ban twisted Forks like the dangerous weapons they are!
Posted by: A British Judge at May 29, 2018 11:23 AM (C9Rdt)

Ban knives and forks, but give out spoons for protection...

Posted by: JoeF. at May 29, 2018 11:24 AM (7uYFy)

105 An English teacher from the Atlanta school system that had that disgraceful standardized testing scandal in 2015?

Eleven teachers were convicted?

Good choice, CNN.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 29, 2018 11:25 AM (ATVNj)

106 Tesla, by Elon Musk= Eaten by mollusks

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2018 11:25 AM (CPk08)

107 102 My sister texted me yesterday that one of her friends was filling her car up at a local (hood) gas station, and her car was stolen with her little dog inside.

Sister texted me back last night that the dog has been found unharmed.

So there's that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2018 11:23 AM (ptqGC)

Good thing it wasn't stripped for parts!

(I heartily self-denounce.)

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 29, 2018 11:25 AM (RD7QR)

108 68
What the hell is McCain-Style Conservatism?


Similar to what the French do. Surrender. Drop their weapons without a shot fired.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 29, 2018 11:25 AM (jxbfJ)

109 Italy having trouble putting together a coalition government.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 29, 2018 11:25 AM (/qEW2)

110 It was Toonces. I barely escaped with my life.

Posted by: Jane's Sister's Dog at May 29, 2018 11:25 AM (bsNE6)

111 What the hell is McCain-Style Conservatism?



----------



Assholery.

Posted by: SH at May 29, 2018 11:16 AM (sX1BW)

Reaching across the aisle...to stab Republicans in the back...

Posted by: Timon at May 29, 2018 11:25 AM (NTM5E)

112 100 >>Yeah. It might be a thing to pin on Trump if the country wasn't largely made up of illiterate boobs...

Boobs? Where? Not in the art thread.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 29, 2018 11:26 AM (Bdeb0)

113 94 As I mentioned in the art thread, a local mouth-breather was spouting off in this morning's Vox Populi about Melania Trump having healthcare "at our expense" while so many people can't afford it.

These people are too stupid to live.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2018 11:20 AM (ptqGC)

These idiots didn't get the memo that Trump is not taking his salary from the White House, did they? So he would be paying for insurance for his family out of his own pocket. My guess is the writers of the article didn't delve into the insurance policies their own representatives made sure they got, when everyone else was damned to Obamacare.

Posted by: moki at May 29, 2018 11:26 AM (V+V48)

114 >>101 We need to ban twisted Forks like the dangerous weapons they are!
Posted by: A British Judge at May 29, 2018 11:23 AM (C9Rdt)

We need to ban forks that have the tine that goes up.

Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2018 11:26 AM (Bdeb0)

115 74 Anagrams for Elon Musk

Lone Skum
No Muskle
Kone Slum
Musklone
Klone Sum

Nothing good....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 29, 2018 11:17 AM (7uYFy)

Suk Lemon

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2018 11:26 AM (AURKQ)

116 My sister texted me yesterday that one of her
friends was filling her car up at a local (hood) gas station, and her
car was stolen with her little dog inside.



Sister texted me back last night that the dog has been found unharmed.



So there's that.

========



Hmmm, moments like that call for a remote self-destruct device.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 29, 2018 11:24 AM (vg8iE)
--------------------
I don't see any good that can result from dog entrails and legs splattered everywhere.

Posted by: Undocumented at May 29, 2018 11:26 AM (5NMZN)

117
Good thing it wasn't stripped for parts!

(I heartily self-denounce.)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 29, 2018 11:25 AM (RD7QR)

It's a dog, not an unborn baby.

(I denounce myself as well.)

Posted by: moki at May 29, 2018 11:27 AM (V+V48)

118 'Ti-i-ine is on my side,
Yes it is'

Posted by: Unique Fork at May 29, 2018 11:27 AM (XvxIe)

119 Re: British judge proposed knife ban

What does the UK even have a parlaiment for if their judges just get to invent new laws as well?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 29, 2018 11:27 AM (mk7Bj)

120 Sunk Mole.

Posted by: eleven at May 29, 2018 11:27 AM (+lOpA)

121 I don't see any good that can result from dog entrails and legs splattered everywhere.
========

I didn't want the dog harmed.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 29, 2018 11:27 AM (vg8iE)

122 109 Italy having trouble putting together a coalition government.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 29, 2018 11:25 AM (/qEW2)

Breaking news from 1849...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2018 11:27 AM (AURKQ)

123 They were trying to give away a Tesla on The Price is Right yesterday.

You don't want to win it. Pay all those taxes for something that is not reliable.

Posted by: JAS at May 29, 2018 11:27 AM (ii30j)

124 99
All it shows of that retired teacher is how petty and vindictive they are.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 29, 2018 11:22 AM (IL2Ie)

The teachers I worked with are the worst kind of stupid and they have the "emotional intelligence" of the children they teach. They have no idea how to relate as an adult...oh and they think they are geniuses because they only have to be one day ahead of the kids in the lessons they teach.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 29, 2018 11:28 AM (aljs9)

125 >>My sister texted me yesterday that one of her
friends was filling her car up at a local (hood) gas station, and her car was stolen with her little dog inside.


Gerbils > Little Dogs.

Posted by: Richard Gere at May 29, 2018 11:28 AM (XvxIe)

126 If Hillary should ever spend time in the U.K. a judge would soon ban ash trays.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 29, 2018 11:28 AM (nBr1j)

127 >>I don't see any good that can result from dog entrails and legs splattered everywhere.
Posted by: Undocumented at May 29, 2018 11:26 AM (5NMZN)

Order by number.

Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2018 11:28 AM (Bdeb0)

128 I have no doubt that the organizers had the best of intentions, and were simply trying to speed things along. But it is the culmination of 50 years of careful, insidious denigration of American Exceptionalism, patriotism, tradition, love of country that creates in some the mindset that skipping our country's National Anthem is okay.

I'm going to be in the minority here: I don't like the Anthem being played before any sport event. I think it cheapens the song. I would rather hear "America the Beautiful" and save the Anthem for solemn occasions such as a Memorial Day service.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 29, 2018 11:28 AM (kqsXK)

129 Posted by: Muldoon at May 29, 2018 11:18 AM (mvenn)

Your puns are forking awful! It's tine to ease up a bit...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2018 11:29 AM (wYseH)

130 DEFENSEWATCH

Putin unveils nuclear mega-spork

"Fear us" says Prigozhin, "Putin's caterer"

Posted by: Miklos, cub reporter at May 29, 2018 11:29 AM (zCyNd)

131 Did anyone at CNN ever review the writings of Barack Obama?

Oh, that's right.

THERE ARE NONE AND BILL AYRES IS OUT OF TOWN!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 29, 2018 11:29 AM (ATVNj)

132 Tesla, by Elon Musk= Eaten by mollusks
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2018 11:25 AM (CPk0

Tesla by Elon Musk?

U Stolen by Skam ?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 29, 2018 11:30 AM (7uYFy)

133 104 We need to ban twisted Forks like the dangerous weapons they are!
Posted by: A British Judge at May 29, 2018 11:23 AM (C9Rdt)

Ban knives and forks, but give out spoons for protection...
Posted by: JoeF. at May 29, 2018 11:24 AM (7uYFy)

What about sporks?

Posted by: Surfperch at May 29, 2018 11:30 AM (C9Rdt)

134 Did anyone at CNN ever review the writings of Barack Obama?
========

Or Michelle's "thesis."

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 29, 2018 11:31 AM (vg8iE)

135 >>Reaching across the aisle...to stab Republicans in the back...




Perfection!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2018 11:31 AM (W+vEI)

136
These idiots didn't get the memo that Trump is
not taking his salary from the White House, did they? So he would be
paying for insurance for his family out of his own pocket. My guess is
the writers of the article didn't delve into the insurance policies
their own representatives made sure they got, when everyone else was
damned to Obamacare.

Posted by: moki at May 29, 2018 11:26 AM (V+V4


I regularly see comments from said mouth-breathers that Trump is "getting rich off the backs of the American people." Ummm, no that would be Barry and Mooch. They left the WH multi-millionaires.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2018 11:31 AM (ptqGC)

137 Muldoon took a good stab at the fork puns.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 29, 2018 11:32 AM (rxW5j)

138 Hillary/Soros?!

https://tinyurl.com/y92baflv

Posted by: escaped oaf at May 29, 2018 11:32 AM (dQ/w5)

139 Suk Lemon
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2018 11:26 AM (AURKQ)

Already did....

Posted by: Shep! at May 29, 2018 11:32 AM (7uYFy)

140 BTW -- is it even possible that Cindy McCain can take his seat?

That can't be right.

Posted by: eleven at May 29, 2018 11:32 AM (+lOpA)

141 I have a retired teacher in the congregation I serve. She is very smart and well read, but I don't think she'd send a correction letter to Trump. She wasn't crazy about some of his personality traits, but she felt he was a whole lot better choice than Hillary, whom she thinks is a crook.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2018 11:32 AM (vw6r3)

142 130. Related - only America could design the Flying Crowbar. Only SMR would be crazy enough to build and test its engine for twenty minutes.
'How goes test, Vadim?'
'Dmitri has melted, and we have mini-Chernobyl in parking lot.'
'Na drovye!' - amd they knock back crappy bootleg vodka.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 11:32 AM (fA1SL)

143 I regularly see comments from said mouth-breathers that Trump is "getting rich off the backs of the American people."
========

And how many of the covetous bastards who spout such nonsense are being supported by the taxpayers?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 29, 2018 11:33 AM (vg8iE)

144 I don't see any good that can result from dog entrails and legs splattered everywhere.
Posted by: Undocumented at May 29, 2018 11:26 AM (5NMZN)

It's a waste of perfectly good food!

Posted by: Barky Obama at May 29, 2018 11:33 AM (C9Rdt)

145 Sheer BrillianceUnder water grottos, caverns
Filled with apes
That eat figs.
Stepping on the figs
That the apes
Eat, they crunch.
The apes howl, bare
Their fangs, dance,
Tumble in the
Rushing water,
Musty, wet pelts
Glistening in the blue.-Barry Soetero

Posted by: Timon at May 29, 2018 11:34 AM (NTM5E)

146 >>she felt he was a whole lot better choice than Hillary, whom she thinks is a crook.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2018 11:32 AM (vw6r3)

Gooba-gobble, we accept her, one of us, one of us.

Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2018 11:34 AM (Bdeb0)

147 BTW -- is it even possible that Cindy McCain can take his seat?



That can't be right.

Posted by: eleven at May 29, 2018 11:32 AM (+lOpA)



I remember when I had to hold my nose and pull the lever for McCain (actually I pulled it for Sarah Palin).


The left was all over the internet saying McCain had called Cindy a c*** in public. I never believed it (didn't want to), but he's such a hot-tempered, nasty old bastard, who knows?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2018 11:34 AM (ptqGC)

148 140 BTW -- is it even possible that Cindy McCain can take his seat?

That can't be right.
Posted by: eleven at May 29, 2018 11:32 AM (+lOpA)

After a certain date, the governor of AZ can appoint anybody he wants to appoint. That date is June 1. The Horde has speculated that John McCain will pass shortly after June 1 because the Horde didn't fall off the turnip truck yesterday, and probably has never been on a turnip truck in the first place.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 29, 2018 11:35 AM (RD7QR)

149 My sister texted me yesterday that one of her friends was filling her car up at a local (hood) gas station, and her car was stolen with her little dog inside.

Got you, my pretty!

Posted by: Margaret Hamilton at May 29, 2018 11:36 AM (kqsXK)

150 The left was all over the internet saying McCain had called Cindy a c*** in public. I never believed it (didn't want to), but he's such a hot-tempered, nasty old bastard, who knows?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2018 11:34 AM (ptqGC)

"No, I was honestly, literally saying 'See you next Tuesday!'. Honest!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2018 11:36 AM (AURKQ)

151 >>I remember when I had to hold my nose and pull the lever for McCain (actually I pulled it for Sarah Palin). Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2018 11:34 AM (ptqGC)

Many levers were pulled for Sarah Palin.

Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2018 11:36 AM (Bdeb0)

152

Hillary is not wearing a back brace, she's carrying a shredder. 5 million pages of docs takes some time.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 29, 2018 11:36 AM (r+sAi)

153 "John died doing what he loves to do more than anything else, crashing planes."

Posted by: Hikaru at May 29, 2018 11:36 AM (WDCYi)

154 Many levers were pulled for Sarah Palin.
Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2018 11:36 AM (Bdeb0)



NO!!




maybe.

Posted by: eleven at May 29, 2018 11:37 AM (+lOpA)

155 Many levers were pulled for Sarah Palin.

Posted by: Zod


Oh, is THAT what they're calling that now...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 29, 2018 11:37 AM (AM1GF)

156 I regularly see comments from said mouth-breathers that Trump is "getting rich off the backs of the American people." Ummm, no that would be Barry and Mooch. They left the WH multi-millionaires.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


About that "not prosecuting former Presidents"?

Yeah. Fuck that shit. Sorry.

When they are involved in as much criminality as these two, yeah. Prosecute away.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2018 11:37 AM (KpEyG)

157 Many levers were pulled for Sarah Palin.
Posted by: Zod

quit a few things pulled for Sarah

Posted by: wrg500 at May 29, 2018 11:37 AM (Bdeb0)

158 Sooner or later we will all have to face the anomaly of States owned (literally) by the Fed Gov. In a conflict of interests, do the Senators represent the FedGov or the people residing and voting in the state.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 29, 2018 11:37 AM (MIKMs)

159 >>Many levers were pulled for Sarah Palin.

Zod sees too much.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2018 11:38 AM (/tuJf)

160 So i finally rented Black Panther and watched with the fam last night.

Hated it.

I fail to see how a movie that stokes and validates every racial division and sense of victimhood but ends with a glossy speech about everybody getting along should be praised for its message.

I'm sure everyone else already had this conversation, I finally just watched the thing.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 29, 2018 11:38 AM (yL25O)

161 Many levers were pulled for Sarah Palin.
Posted by: Zod

Like democrats, I pulled my lever early & often.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2018 11:38 AM (KpEyG)

162 151
>>I remember when I had to hold my nose and pull the lever for
McCain (actually I pulled it for Sarah Palin). Posted by: Jane D'oh at
May 29, 2018 11:34 AM (ptqGC)



Many levers were pulled for Sarah Palin.

Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2018 11:36 AM (Bdeb0)

I worked for his campaign and showered with lye soap after making phone calls for him. Many Arizonans I called said he was a mean Rino prick who would destroy you if you disagreed with him. just sayin'.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 29, 2018 11:39 AM (aljs9)

163 What the hell is McCain-Style Conservatism?

-
It's like Stormy Daniels-Style Modesty.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 29, 2018 11:39 AM (+y/Ru)

164 Bob Dole is always ready to pull the lever for Sarah Palin.

Posted by: Bob Dole at May 29, 2018 11:39 AM (bsNE6)

165 Like democrats, I pulled my lever early & often.
Posted by: rickb223

But mostly often

Posted by: wrg500 at May 29, 2018 11:39 AM (Bdeb0)

166 Mollusk is a whiny bitch who can't deal with some fair inquiries about his businesses.

#SissySpacex

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 29, 2018 11:39 AM (/qEW2)

167
I regularly see comments from said mouth-breathers that Trump is "getting rich off the backs of the American people." Ummm, no that would be Barry and Mooch. They left the WH multi-millionaires.

=======
Trump got rich then went into politics.
Hillary( and Bill and Obama and Mooch and etc.etc.) went into politics then got rich.

Discuss

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at May 29, 2018 11:39 AM (oPGzx)

168 Hillary is not wearing a back brace, she's carrying a shredder. 5 million pages of docs takes some time.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 29, 2018 11:36 AM (r+sAi)


Things that sleep hanging upside down don't develop spin problems.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 29, 2018 11:40 AM (9Om/r)

169 My friensth, you have nothing to fear from an Obama presidency.

---- John Effin' McCain

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2018 11:40 AM (ptqGC)

170 145 Sheer BrillianceUnder water grottos, caverns
Filled with apes
That eat figs.
Stepping on the figs
That the apes
Eat, they crunch.
The apes howl, bare
Their fangs, dance,
Tumble in the
Rushing water,
Musty, wet pelts
Glistening in the blue.-Barry Soetero
Posted by: Timon at May 29, 2018 11:34 AM (NTM5E)


I so miss Obama. He brought such dignity to the HOLY FUCK that's awful poetry.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2018 11:40 AM (CPk08)

171 McCain was always a severe centrist.

No right wing, no left wing...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2018 11:40 AM (AURKQ)

172 It's like Stormy Daniels-Style Modesty.

So full frontal then.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 29, 2018 11:40 AM (IL2Ie)

173 About that "not prosecuting former Presidents"?

Yeah. Fuck that shit. Sorry.

When they are involved in as much criminality as these two, yeah. Prosecute away.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2018 11:37 AM (KpEyG)

I would normally agree, but you know they're going to try that with Trump when he's out of office....

Posted by: Shep! at May 29, 2018 11:41 AM (7uYFy)

174 Many levers were pulled for Sarah Palin.

-----

You betcha.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 29, 2018 11:41 AM (8XRCm)

175 >>158 Sooner or later we will all have to face the anomaly of States owned (literally) by the Fed Gov. In a conflict of interests, do the Senators represent the FedGov or the people residing and voting in the state. Posted by: mustbequantum at May 29, 2018 11:37 AM (MIKMs)

The administrative inconvenience of Federally-owned states populated by independent, non-Federally-owned citizens will need to be...rectified.

Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2018 11:41 AM (Bdeb0)

176 Off filthy disgusting Shep! sock.....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 29, 2018 11:41 AM (7uYFy)

177 McCain was a part of the attempt coup on Trump. An active part.

Pretty much says it all for me.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2018 11:41 AM (/tuJf)

178 So i finally rented Black Panther and watched with the fam last night.

Hated it.

I fail to see how a movie that stokes and validates every racial division and sense of victimhood but ends with a glossy speech about everybody getting along should be praised for its message.

I'm sure everyone else already had this conversation, I finally just watched the thing.
===========

I watched "Get Out" over the weekend.

It was actually not bad at all. And it's not about what you think. Just an entertaining little suspense flick.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 29, 2018 11:42 AM (vg8iE)

179 Posted by: Timon at May 29, 2018 11:34 AM (NTM5E)

Watch it bub...we have standards here.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2018 11:42 AM (wYseH)

180 >>>What the hell is McCain-Style Conservatism?<<<
If it's anything like McCain-Style Piloting, we're fooked!

Posted by: Fritz at May 29, 2018 11:42 AM (2Mnv1)

181 I didn't pull the lever for Palin. Obama all the way!

Posted by: Shep Smith at May 29, 2018 11:42 AM (bsNE6)

182 I can't wait to hose down an attempted car thief with massive amounts of gasoline. If everything goes right, I'll finish with a therapeutic back alley gas enema. For the thief, that is.

Posted by: ro-man at May 29, 2018 11:42 AM (RuIsu)

183 Sheer BrillianceUnder water grottos, caverns
Filled with apes
That eat figs.
Stepping on the figs
That the apes
Eat, they crunch.
The apes howl, bare
Their fangs, dance,
Tumble in the
Rushing water,
Musty, wet pelts
Glistening in the blue.-Barry Soetero


Posted by: Timon at May 29, 2018 11:34 AM (NTM5E)



That's almost as sickening as the one he wrote about his parents' pal (and probably Barry's real daddy) the commie (whose name just escaped my tired brain) comparing the brown stains on their shorts (seriously). Supposedly whiskey. Yeah, Barry is quite the gifted writer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2018 11:42 AM (ptqGC)

184 McCain was a part of the attempt coup on Trump. An active part.

Pretty much says it all for me.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2018 11:41 AM (/tuJf)

And he barfed on my yacht.

Posted by: Oligarch Deripaska at May 29, 2018 11:43 AM (zCyNd)

185
It's like Stormy Daniels-Style Modesty.

-----

She's been on more weiners than Frenches Mustard.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 29, 2018 11:43 AM (8XRCm)

186 Many levers were pulled.

No one has ever Photoshopped Hillary into a bikini like they did with Palin, because there are some photo hoaxes that are simply unbelievable.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 29, 2018 11:43 AM (IL2Ie)

187
I watched "Get Out" over the weekend.

It was actually not bad at all. And it's not about what you think. Just an entertaining little suspense flick.
Posted by: bicentennialguy

Only time TV was on was for the Indy 500 last 50 laps

Posted by: wrg500 at May 29, 2018 11:43 AM (Bdeb0)

188 177
McCain was a part of the attempt coup on Trump. An active part.



Pretty much says it all for me.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2018 11:41 AM (/tuJf)

This. period.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 29, 2018 11:43 AM (aljs9)

189 Many levers were pulled for Sarah Palin

======
ISWYDT

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at May 29, 2018 11:43 AM (oPGzx)

190 45
After binge-watching The Pacific, son said, "Japan went from being one
of the fiercest, evilest fighting forces on earth to Hello Kitty.
Hirohito must be spinning in his grave."

Posted by: Jane D'oh





That's what 5,000 degrees will do to you!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2018 11:12 AM (KpEyG)

While I am confident that the two party favors which ultimately served notice that Hirohito may want to step off the ledge. I think a much bigger issue to Japan is that they would not surrender, and those who refused to die in combat found their way to suicide cliffs and daggers. Can't produce a lot of alpha males when most of them offed themselves without progeny.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at May 29, 2018 11:43 AM (DxWUs)

191 Have you noticed that they are moving towards making it a crime to vote Republican? It's what they want.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 29, 2018 11:44 AM (5HBd1)

192 I would normally agree, but you know they're going to try that with Trump when he's out of office....

Posted by: Shep! at May 29, 2018 11:41 AM (7uYFy)


And you call what they're trying to do now what, exactly...?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 29, 2018 11:44 AM (AM1GF)

193 What the hell is McCain-Style Conservatism?

-------------------------

Chamber of Commercism leavened with SnL and spiced with nastiness.

Posted by: RioBravo at May 29, 2018 11:44 AM (5NMZN)

194 I'm sure everyone else already had this conversation, I finally just watched the thing.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 29, 2018 11:38 AM (yL25O)

Me too, actually.

I suspect many of the people watching it actually were rooting for the villain.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 29, 2018 11:45 AM (mk7Bj)

195 Yep, Barry's no Edna St. Vincent Millay, despite the physical resemblance.

Posted by: Literary Critic Miklos at May 29, 2018 11:45 AM (zCyNd)

196 Poland wants the US to put a military base in their country and is willing to pony up 2 Billion.....

Russia is seething....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 29, 2018 11:45 AM (7uYFy)

197 Gooba-gobble, we accept her, one of us, one of us.
Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2018 11:34 AM (Bdeb0)

Gooba-gabble?

One of your deity parents was a turkey? It seems a come down from Leda and the swan.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2018 11:45 AM (vw6r3)

198 What the hell is McCain-Style Conservatism?



Alexa say's liberal Democrat

Posted by: wrg500 at May 29, 2018 11:46 AM (Bdeb0)

199 They can only try and go after Trump if they are still around and not in some prison or hiding out in France.

And Mewler and his 'crack' division of lawyers has so far shown to the American populace the only collusion was deep inside the Democrat camp.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 29, 2018 11:46 AM (IL2Ie)

200 Watch it bub...we have standards here.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2018 11:42 AM (wYseH)
Be glad I didn't post the long one "pop" that contains this line
my Arms barely reaching around
His thick, oily neck, and his broad back
https://tinyurl.com/ybtun36t

Posted by: Timon at May 29, 2018 11:46 AM (NTM5E)

201 180 >>>What the hell is McCain-Style Conservatism?
If it's anything like McCain-Style Piloting, we're fooked!
Posted by: Fritz at May 29, 2018 11:42 AM (2Mnv1)


It is and we are.

Posted by: rickl at May 29, 2018 11:46 AM (xjiRE)

202 Russia is seething....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 29, 2018 11:45 AM (7uYFy)

----

Ivan the Inconsolable.?

Posted by: fixerupper at May 29, 2018 11:46 AM (8XRCm)

203 McCain was a part of the attempt coup on Trump. An active part.



Pretty much says it all for me.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2018 11:41 AM (/tuJf)

This. period.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 29, 2018 11:43 AM (aljs9)

And look where it got him....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 29, 2018 11:47 AM (7uYFy)

204 Sooner or later we will all have to face the anomaly of States owned (literally) by the Fed Gov. In a conflict of interests, do the Senators represent the FedGov or the people residing and voting in the state.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 29, 2018 11:37 AM (MIKMs)


States can only provide very limited opportunities for graft, but a while Nation just waiting to be plundered...

Posted by: Hrothgar Peasant First Class at May 29, 2018 11:47 AM (n9EOP)

205 No one has ever Photoshopped Hillary into a bikini like they did with Palin, because there are some photo hoaxes that are simply unbelievable.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 29, 2018 11:43 AM (IL2Ie)



Mercifully, if you perform said Googre image search, there are other Hillary's included.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2018 11:47 AM (CPk08)

206 Posted by: Timon at May 29, 2018 11:34 AM (NTM5E)

Watch it bub...we have standards here.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2018 11:42 AM (wYseH)

Since when?

#NewsToMe

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 29, 2018 11:47 AM (8D42x)

207 Hi fappers. Been a while. I don't plan on sticking around, but wanted you to know I still endure. Things are not better and I don't know if they will be. It's like a bad dream that I can't do anything about. Thanks to everyone who's given their prayers and support. They're still needed.

Keep on Hordein'. See ya.

Posted by: Insomniac


You got it pal !

Posted by: JT at May 29, 2018 11:47 AM (eYnt1)

208 Reporting restrictions on Tommy Robinson have been lifted.

So, did they manage to get him killed in prison?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 29, 2018 11:47 AM (Vzqe+)

209 "McCain style Conservatism" is a lot like "McCain style not splashing your plane"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2018 11:47 AM (AURKQ)

210 I would normally agree, but you know they're going to try that with Trump when he's out of office....
Posted by: Shep!


They are going to do that anyway. So you let Barky skate?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2018 11:47 AM (KpEyG)

211 Mercifully, if you perform said Googre image search, there are other Hillary's included.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2018 11:47 AM (CPk0

Googre-Geiger?

Posted by: Hikaru at May 29, 2018 11:48 AM (WDCYi)

212 Be glad I didn't post the long one "pop" that contains this line
my Arms barely reaching around
His thick, oily neck, and his broad back
https://tinyurl.com/ybtun36t
Posted by: Timon at May 29, 2018 11:46 AM (NTM5E)


We're all glad, but now everyone knows you read the New Yorker.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2018 11:48 AM (CPk08)

213 The left was all over the internet saying McCain had called Cindy a c*** in public.

-
A local celebrity neurosurgeon whose wife was pregnant announced it to his coworkers that the child was a girl saying, "Just what I need, another cvnt around the house."

(His wife later left him to marry my old, married boss. The two of them carried on about how they were soulmates with such frequency and in such terms it would gag a maggot. They later divorced and he was crying on my shoulder about it.)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 29, 2018 11:48 AM (+y/Ru)

214 And Mewler and his 'crack' division of lawyers has so far shown to the American populace the only collusion was deep inside the Democrat camp.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 29, 2018 11:46 AM (IL2Ie)

This is why I'm shocked that Mueller hasn't pulled the plug on his own probe. The longer it goes on, the worse it is for his pals, and by extension, himself.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 29, 2018 11:48 AM (7uYFy)

215
So i finally rented Black Panther and watched with the fam last night.
Hated it.


Most of the others here said how good it was.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 11:49 AM (IqV8l)

216 If you're unique, t just means you're not ique- and why should we celebrate that?

Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2018 11:49 AM (FJXGr)

217 194 I'm sure everyone else already had this conversation, I finally just watched the thing.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 29, 2018 11:38 AM (yL25O)

Me too, actually.

I suspect many of the people watching it actually were rooting for the villain.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 29, 2018 11:45 AM (mk7Bj)

...

Am I wrong for thinking that the only two white people in the movie were there to be made fun of?

The arms dealer is a clown who gets outsmarted. And the guy who plays watson on sherlock is there to just do the open fish mouth at all the crazy tech and obey when he's told to shut up.

It's fine if you want to leave all the white people out. But if they only white people you put in are there to be laughed at in a movie that talks about "colonizers" I sense a trend.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 29, 2018 11:49 AM (yL25O)

218 Googre-Geiger?
Posted by: Hikaru at May 29, 2018 11:48 AM (WDCYi)


You have plobrem?

Posted by: Alcohoric Asshore Shut In at May 29, 2018 11:49 AM (CPk08)

219 They are going to do that anyway. So you let Barky skate?
Posted by: rickb223

Barky skating? Wasn't him opening umbrella's and riding a bike funny enough for you?

Posted by: wrg500 at May 29, 2018 11:49 AM (Bdeb0)

220 Anybody listen to the garbage spewed from Jeff Flake at Harvard? My God!

Posted by: unreconstructed rebel at May 29, 2018 11:49 AM (3g1We)

221 Mercifully, if you perform said Googre image search, there are other Hillary's included.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2018 11:47 AM (CPk0

Googre-Geiger?

-
Ogre?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 29, 2018 11:49 AM (+y/Ru)

222 You have 5 minutes to get to you favorate Starbucks before they close for the afternoon training session. Before I retired my company put us through one of those outdoor basic training type exercises. Team work was the goal, Climbing over wooded fences, climbing ropes, riding zip lines, etc. Didn't do much......company is nearly gone now.

Posted by: Colin at May 29, 2018 11:49 AM (PDwcv)

223 Re that Reason piece - I'm not sure how to read it. I haven't read Welch's book on McCain.

But when you get to 'Still, in most pursuits' it reads like the Woody Allen soloquy from the 1967 Casino Royale:

"Think of it, a world free of poverty and pestilence and war. A world where all men are created equal. Where a man, no matter how short, can score with the top broad. Where each man, regardless of race, creed, or color, gets free dental work. And a chance of subscription buying of all the good things in life"

"Noah, you are for all this?"

"No...no, I'm against all this"

Welch seems to be reciting the NeverTrump mantra - "We love what he does, we hate how he did it"

Posted by: JEM at May 29, 2018 11:49 AM (0KBj7)

224 Fenelon,

It's from the 30s movie "Freaks". Interesting movie, if you've never seen it.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 29, 2018 11:50 AM (5HBd1)

225 Sooner or later we will all have to face the anomaly of States owned (literally) by the Fed Gov. In a conflict of interests, do the Senators represent the FedGov or the people residing and voting in the state.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 29, 2018 11:37 AM (MIKMs)


I thought Trump was reversing that trend - ie. selling off federally owned lands.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 29, 2018 11:50 AM (/qEW2)

226 Barky skating? Wasn't him opening umbrella's and riding a bike funny enough for you?

Posted by: wrg500 at May 29, 2018 11:49 AM (Bdeb0)
---------------------------
The baseball toss should always receive mention as well...

Posted by: RioBravo at May 29, 2018 11:51 AM (5NMZN)

227 ♫♩
...And now this crummy fork of mine
has broken for the final tine
and I can't use it for the
what the fork it's for....

♫♩

From another silly song of mine, "Breakfast."

Full lyrics linked in nic.

Even scarier, some wacky guy attempting to play piano and sing it (@14:33 in vid):
https://youtu.be/n3xxyeKBOxA?t=14m33s

Posted by: mindful webworker - British judge bans pointy sticks at May 29, 2018 11:51 AM (HGnKA)

228
You have 5 minutes to get to you favorate Starbucks before they close for the afternoon training session.


--------


So.


Ae they training their SJW POC employees how not to spit in the nice police officers frappachinos ???


No?


Posted by: fixerupper at May 29, 2018 11:51 AM (8XRCm)

229 What the hell is McCain-Style Conservatism?

It's like Stormy Daniels-Style Modesty.

------------

Bill Cosby-Style Courtship

Posted by: reason (not associated with the webzine) at May 29, 2018 11:51 AM (q/kmn)

230 Posted by: Colin at May 29, 2018 11:49 AM (PDwcv)

Is that what they're doing-outdoor training? How does that relate to not keeping people out of the toilet or cause them not to write "beaner" on a cup?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2018 11:51 AM (vw6r3)

231 What will be even more funny is if all the denied Starbuck coffee drinkers having to find other beverages to quaff while this training session happens happens to find another drinking establishment with better tasting brews.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 29, 2018 11:51 AM (IL2Ie)

232 They are going to do that anyway. So you let Barky skate?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2018 11:47 AM (KpEyG)

I've already said in many other threads that Trump should make sure EVERYONE knows how dirty Obama and his administration was, and what a POS he is---but that he should just pardon him in the end. I figure that would burn his supporters more than if he pursued legal action....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 29, 2018 11:52 AM (7uYFy)

233 229 What the hell is McCain-Style Conservatism?

It's like Stormy Daniels-Style Modesty.

------------

Bill Cosby-Style Courtship
Posted by: reason (not associated with the webzine) at May 29, 2018 11:51 AM (q/kmn)

Hillary-Style Presidenting

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2018 11:52 AM (AURKQ)

234 Am I wrong for thinking that the only two white people in the movie were there to be made fun of?

---


Eh.. sort of. The arms dealer dude was there to show how dangerous killmonger actually was. Remember, he's shown to be an effective soldier himself, even if he is crazy. Killmonger dispatches him easily.

But yeah, Martin Freeman is just there to be the butt of jokes.

The movie is just a big revenge fantasy.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 29, 2018 11:53 AM (mk7Bj)

235 So i finally rented Black Panther and watched with the fam last night.
Hated it.

- - -

I didn't hate it, just thought it was SEVERELY over hyped. Slightly below average MCU film, which makes it still better than most else out there.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 29, 2018 11:53 AM (72PAC)

236 Keep that Uri Geller away from the silverware!

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 29, 2018 11:54 AM (7ZVPa)

237 What the hell is McCain-Style Conservatism?

It's like jumbo shrimp.

Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2018 11:54 AM (FJXGr)

238 McCain style Conservatism is merely contrarianism for the sake of being contrary. A good ego belly-rub usually soothes him down.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers @ the Outrage Outlet at May 29, 2018 11:54 AM (hLRSq)

239 So, a couple of years ago Starbucks wanted their employees to discuss racism with the customers and that didn't go over so now they are having an internal 'conversation' for two hours. Is that accurate?

Posted by: RioBravo at May 29, 2018 11:54 AM (5NMZN)

240 Am I wrong for thinking that the only two white people in the movie were there to be made fun of?

=======
I saw them on a British chat show, and since they both were in Lord of the Rings they said that they were referred to as the Tolkien Whites.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at May 29, 2018 11:54 AM (oPGzx)

241 I thought Trump was reversing that trend - ie. selling off federally owned lands.
=====

Hope so and hope it continues, but it still does not resolve the anomaly. What if, hypothetically, land is bought by China, Russia, Iran, etc. Does the same apply?

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 29, 2018 11:54 AM (MIKMs)

242 "What the hell is McCain-Style Conservatism?"
Ivan-Style child rearing.

Posted by: Zombie Ivan Jr at May 29, 2018 11:55 AM (bsNE6)

243 Hillary-style Sobriety.

Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2018 11:55 AM (FJXGr)

244 Many levers were pulled for Sarah Palin.
Posted by: Zod

quit a few things pulled for Sarah

Posted by: wrg500 at May 29, 2018 11:37 AM (Bdeb0)


In the musical On the Twentieth Century, there's a lyric where the producer Oscar Jaffee taunts his former star actress -

Your reputation soiled,
A billion shopgirls ape you -
Nightly nationwide
A billion farmhands rape you -


- which has always bothered me somehow. Unless you're a Stormy Daniels, in which case it comes with the territory, how does a Sarah Palin or even the pretty bartender at the local wrap her mind around the fact that guys go home and fap over her?

I suppose if I knew that a pretty girl was all moist over me, it would please me but if I knew Trigglypuff had me in mind while she was scrabbling inside her cargo shorts in a desperate attempt to climax, it would sicken me.

So how do women deal with that?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 29, 2018 11:55 AM (kqsXK)

245 What the hell is McCain-Style Conservatism?

Gwyneth Paltrow hygiene

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 29, 2018 11:55 AM (IL2Ie)

246 In my neighborhood. We have a brand new Starbucks almost sharing the same parking lot with a independent coffee shop. Today they are offering coffee at half price, and they do have good freshly ground coffee.

Posted by: Colin at May 29, 2018 11:56 AM (PDwcv)

247 https://despair.com/products/individuality

Posted by: aelfheld at May 29, 2018 11:56 AM (IxDhF)

248 221 Googre-Geiger?
-
Ogre?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 29, 2018 11:49 AM (+y/Ru)


Gor-Gor?

Posted by: GWAR!! at May 29, 2018 11:56 AM (NL6wI)

249

So, did they manage to get him killed in prison? <<<<<<
They have 13 months to do it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 29, 2018 11:56 AM (r+sAi)

250 Obama-style Masculinity

Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2018 11:57 AM (FJXGr)

251 I've already said in many other threads that Trump should make sure
EVERYONE knows how dirty Obama and his administration was, and what a
POS he is---but that he should just pardon him in the end. I figure
that would burn his supporters more than if he pursued legal action....
=====

No need to create a martyr. Jerry Ford was right to pardon and move on.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 29, 2018 11:57 AM (MIKMs)

252 Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 29, 2018 11:51 AM (IL2Ie)

If a person doesn't want happe frappe things with too sweet syrup they can go to Quick Check if they have them. You can get good coffee-not too strong in nice flavors-like coconut or chocolate tasting but not sweet, or just regular coffee.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2018 11:57 AM (vw6r3)

253 >>I've already said in many other threads that Trump should make sure EVERYONE knows how dirty Obama and his administration was, and what a POS he is Posted by: JoeF. at May 29, 2018 11:52 AM (7uYFy)

Most economically accomplished in an open-air, collaborative, concentrated directed-learning environment.

A TrumpCamp environment, in fact.

Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2018 11:58 AM (Bdeb0)

254

NYT style truth.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 29, 2018 11:58 AM (GdWl+)

255 MPPPP that is some pretty disturbing imagery... Triggly with her Spam hands and those ain't cargo pants.. and I am going to stop there *shudder*

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 29, 2018 11:58 AM (IL2Ie)

256 Trigglypuff-style Femininity

Posted by: The Wolf at May 29, 2018 11:58 AM (pxOl8)

257 I saw them on a British chat show, and since they
both were in Lord of the Rings they said that they were referred to as
the Tolkien Whites.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at May 29, 2018 11:54 AM (oPGzx)

Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh Uheeeee That's Funny! - Billy Ray Valentine

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at May 29, 2018 11:58 AM (DxWUs)

258 #183 Frank Marshall Davis does favor bamer 44
in side/side photo.

Jane D'oh as a bonus the FBI also new all bout Mr. FM Davis but let him generate him carry on as a commie and smut peddler. The FBI. Never changes does it?

Posted by: red neck at May 29, 2018 11:59 AM (WX+x0)

259 and what a
POS he is---but that he should just pardon him in the end.


I'd enjoy that IF he pardoned him in a big ceremony while listing every single charge.

Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2018 11:59 AM (FJXGr)

260 >>What the hell is McCain-Style Conservatism?


You can only learn it by taking his crash course.

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2018 11:59 AM (XvxIe)

261 Kristen Stewart-style acting.

Posted by: reason (not associated with the webzine) at May 29, 2018 12:00 PM (q/kmn)

262 Al Gore-style Environmentalism

Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2018 12:00 PM (FJXGr)

263 Red Letter Media reviews Soylo:

https://youtu.be/MmPPxQnaGDY

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 29, 2018 12:00 PM (NL6wI)

264 COCA-COLA launches first alcoholic drink...

Hmmmmm.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 29, 2018 12:00 PM (+y/Ru)

265
Lawn mowing, fence repair, cooking, laundry this afternoon. None of which I'm looking forward to.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2018 12:00 PM (LsBY9)

266 I've already said in many other threads that Trump should make sure EVERYONE knows how dirty Obama and his administration was, and what a POS he is Posted by: JoeF. at May 29, 2018 11:52 AM (7uYFy)

Most economically accomplished in an open-air, collaborative, concentrated directed-learning environment.

A TrumpCamp environment, in fact.
Posted by: Zod



Burn his ass. Put him in jail. Run a live feed from his cell to his Presidentin' Library.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2018 12:01 PM (KpEyG)

267 >>if I knew Trigglypuff had me in mind while she was scrabbling inside her cargo shorts in a desperate attempt to climax, it would sicken me.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 29, 2018 11:55 AM (kqsXK)

A part--admittedly a small part--of you would be flattered.

Homo sum, humani a Zod nihil alienum puto.

Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2018 12:01 PM (Bdeb0)

268
Ok barrista's... Welcome to Starbucks CommieCamp, check your white privilege at the door by drinking home brewed coffee. Black.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 29, 2018 12:01 PM (r+sAi)

269 I thought Trump was reversing that trend - ie. selling off federally owned lands.
=====

Hope
so and hope it continues, but it still does not resolve the anomaly.
What if, hypothetically, land is bought by China, Russia, Iran, etc.
Does the same apply?


---------------------------------
If anyone has a link or reference to increased land sales, I would appreciate a comment with it included. I am not aware of any increase and would be interested in it.

What I am aware has been done is the removal of use protections (mostly by reduction in size of some National Monuments) and some increased leases for the use of federal land - for oil and gas in particular. But not any spike in land sales.
Thanks

Posted by: RioBravo at May 29, 2018 12:01 PM (5NMZN)

270 >>Gor-Gor?


'Gor-Gor Gor-Gor comes and sirens wail
Mournful drone of babbling fail
Thunderous gnashing firestorm
Flames illuminate his form Gor-Gor comes and you must die
Swats F-16s from the sky
Admit you crave the gift he brings you
Fall worship tyrant king, you Gor-Gor!'

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2018 12:01 PM (XvxIe)

271

Michelle Wolf-style comedy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 29, 2018 12:01 PM (GdWl+)

272 >>If a person doesn't want happe frappe things with too sweet syrup they can go to Quick Check if they have them. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2018 11:57 AM (vw6r3)

Fenglish.

Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2018 12:02 PM (Bdeb0)

273 Before I retired my company put us through one of those outdoor basic training type exercises.

My employer in the 1998-2001 timeframe was a startup with endless prospects, headed by an individual who is now a billionare and a household word.

Too much of this company, though, had been recruited from a very highly regarded Valley firm (soon to be overrun like a brontosaur by nimbler successors, and to be expunged from the physical landscape by Google, once a giant, now an historical asterisk) whose expertise (both in platform and in market) was one hundred eighty degrees opposite from what we were doing.

My boss was one of these, he had some leadership skills, his judgment was sane, but he had too much regard for those on the engineering side who'd come from his former employer.

We were going public, we were going to be rich. He took us all to Vegas on the company dime and bet lavishly.

Then everyone who'd raked in cap-gains in the past couple years cashed out at the big table to pay their taxes in 2000 and the resulting deleveraging put our IPO in the deep freeze. Zero Kelvin.

Eventually another firm that no longer exists bought us out for relative peanuts, the now-billionaire founder got $16M in cash to go away.

Posted by: JEM at May 29, 2018 12:02 PM (0KBj7)

274 264 COCA-COLA launches first alcoholic drink...

Hmmmmm.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 29, 2018 12:00 PM (+y/Ru)

Gives a whole new meaning to "Have a Coke and a smile."*


*Yes, I've dated myself and yes, I'm the only one who would do it.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 29, 2018 12:02 PM (RD7QR)

275 COCA-COLA launches first alcoholic drink...

Hmmmmm.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


It has what bodies crave!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2018 12:03 PM (KpEyG)

276 A part--admittedly a small part--of you would be flattered.

Homo sum, humani a Zod nihil alienum puto.

Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2018 12:01 PM (Bdeb0)

You ever thought about freelancing as a defense attorney?

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at May 29, 2018 12:03 PM (q/kmn)

277 Just came from my Starbucks. It is a very conservative area...the crew was ready for it.
And the company is buying dinner.
I expect to see hangovers tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2018 12:03 PM (0tfLf)

278 McCain-style conservativism is reflexive, unreasoning defense of the status quo unaccompanied by any actual principles. Republicanism before Reagan essentially.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 29, 2018 12:03 PM (EV+4+)

279 Wrong place, wrong time.

https://yhoo.it/2xqDNFe

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 29, 2018 12:03 PM (+y/Ru)

280
So how do women deal with that?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 29, 2018 11:55 AM (kqsXK)

MP4, it is possible that this is the what the "Metoo" people are trying to say, but are ineffectual at it? It's flattering when someone pays you a compliment, and tells you that you are attractive. It's creepy when you get "fan mail" that is abusive or downright sadistic, and you can't stop the person. I was assaulted once in my profession by a fellow diplomat. I cannot begin to imagine being told that if I wanted a job or to keep working in the business, I had to perform sex acts.

I don't want people to over-react and blame all men for things a few men did. But I think those few men got away with evil things for a long time. The fact that they are mostly leftist mouthpieces just makes their comeuppance a bit more satisfying.

Posted by: moki at May 29, 2018 12:03 PM (V+V48)

281

Burn his ass. Put him in jail. Run a live feed from his cell to his Presidentin' Library.

Intrigued.

Proposal.

Newsletter.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 29, 2018 12:03 PM (GdWl+)

282
Oh my, SCOTUS upholds Ark abortion restrictions, light the flaming skull.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 29, 2018 12:03 PM (r+sAi)

283 "...the Mueller probe is still spreading its tentacles..."

Interesting choice of words. Unless you're describing an octopus, this expression is universally applied to the bad guys and/or the bad things they do. The connotation is always negative.

These people know it's a witch-hunt.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 29, 2018 12:04 PM (2NqXo)

284 *Yes, I've dated myself and yes, I'm the only one who would do it.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 29, 2018 12:02 PM (RD7QR)

----

Oh. C'mon. We've all *dated* ourselves.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 29, 2018 12:04 PM (8XRCm)

285 >>*Yes, I've dated myself Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 29, 2018 12:02 PM (RD7QR)

Sigh. We *all* have, cousin, but only some of us keep a picture of our hand in our wallet.

Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2018 12:04 PM (Bdeb0)

286 But yeah, Martin Freeman is just there to be the butt of jokes.

The movie is just a big revenge fantasy.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 29, 2018 11:53 AM (mk7Bj)

...

I also laughed out loud when the general and her fighting women did their "war cry" as they charged into battle.

They basically gave her super powers without actually having any. I guess Black Widow is pretty similar--simply phenomenal physical prowess in an ordinary human, but Marvel is not backing down from the 90 pound woman can toss a rhino around theme.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 29, 2018 12:04 PM (yL25O)

287 Posted by: JoeF. at May 29, 2018 11:52 AM (7uYFy)

I agree.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2018 12:04 PM (vw6r3)

288 You ever thought about freelancing as a defense attorney?
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at May 29, 2018 12:03 PM (q/kmn)

Habeas Ficus

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2018 12:04 PM (AURKQ)

289 Michelle Obama-Style Fashion Sense

Posted by: Fritz at May 29, 2018 12:04 PM (2Mnv1)

290
"Have a Rum-and-Coke and a smile!"

Posted by: fixerupper at May 29, 2018 12:05 PM (8XRCm)

291 I read Reason so that I don't completely live in a bubble.

They are the reason I know I'm not a Liberaterian.

All they can get behind is drugs, drugs, and more drugs.

I try so hard with them but oy...

Posted by: sally at May 29, 2018 12:06 PM (sBDDH)

292 "...the Mueller probe is still spreading its tentacles..."



Interesting choice of words. Unless you're describing an octopus,
this expression is universally applied to the bad guys and/or the bad
things they do. The connotation is always negative.



These people know it's a witch-hunt.





Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 29, 2018 12:04 PM (2NqXo)
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Whoever said that is lucky if still alive.

Posted by: Danny Casolaro at May 29, 2018 12:06 PM (5NMZN)

293 >>C'mon. We've all *dated* ourselves.


I stopped.

Got tired of getting caught in the run-down between 2nd and 3rd base.

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2018 12:06 PM (XvxIe)

294 Clinton-style charity.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 29, 2018 12:06 PM (/qEW2)

295 They just can't keep themseves from pushing Fake News.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/298024/

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2018 12:06 PM (LiyEm)

296 292. Heh. Deep cuts from the grooveyard of forgotten hits. So to speak.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 12:07 PM (fA1SL)

297 Reporting restrictions on Tommy Robinson have been lifted.

***

Perhaps we should all mail copies of 1984 to the judge?

Then again, she'd probably crib it for notes.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 29, 2018 12:07 PM (eSx+E)

298 Oh. C'mon. We've all *dated* ourselves.
Posted by: fixerupper

Please I'm "married" to myself.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 29, 2018 12:07 PM (Bdeb0)

299 "...the Mueller probe is still spreading its tentacles..."


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Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at May 29, 2018 12:07 PM (8XRCm)

300 C'mon. We've all *dated* ourselves.


I stopped.

Got tired of getting caught in the run-down between 2nd and 3rd base.

Posted by: garrett


Couldn't pull it off?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2018 12:08 PM (KpEyG)

301 293 >>C'mon. We've all *dated* ourselves.


I stopped.

Got tired of getting caught in the run-down between 2nd and 3rd base.
Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2018 12:06 PM (XvxIe)

GARRETT: Now you just stop that Garrett!

GARRETT: C'mon baby, you know you want to!

GARRETT: I'm not that kind of guy!

GARRETT: Ohh, don't be so cold...

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 29, 2018 12:08 PM (RD7QR)

302 283 Interesting choice of words. Unless you're describing an octopus, this expression is universally applied to the bad guys and/or the bad things they do. The connotation is always negative.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 29, 2018 12:04 PM (2NqXo)


Me bad...?

Posted by: hentai tentacle monster at May 29, 2018 12:08 PM (NL6wI)

303
Got tired of getting caught in the run-down between 2nd and 3rd base.
Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2018 12:06 PM (XvxIe)

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Now.

There's a visual Im going to spend the rest of the day getting out of my head.....

Posted by: fixerupper at May 29, 2018 12:08 PM (8XRCm)

304 Oh my, SCOTUS upholds Ark abortion restrictions, light the flaming skull.

Seriously?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 29, 2018 12:09 PM (O2RFr)

305 I'd like to teach the world to belch...

Posted by: JEM at May 29, 2018 12:09 PM (0KBj7)

306 Wrong place, wrong time.

https://yhoo.it/2xqDNFe

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler


What happens when nature says "f*** that guy in particular"...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 29, 2018 12:09 PM (AM1GF)

307 296 292. Heh. Deep cuts from the grooveyard of forgotten hits. So to speak.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 12:07 PM (fA1SL)

And she'd better hope they continue to forget to put a hit out on her.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 29, 2018 12:09 PM (WDCYi)

308 http://bit.ly/2Jc4a6t
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Tony Shaffer on Twitter

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 29, 2018 12:09 PM (y3aQB)

309

Reporting restrictions on Tommy Robinson have been lifted.

At least we'll now know when the muzzie inmates kill him in prison, which is their goal.

Can you say "government deniability?" I knew that you could.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 29, 2018 12:09 PM (GdWl+)

310 Fenglish.
Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2018 12:02 PM (Bdeb0)

It was a play on the word frappe with happy (e) ? Minor diety's mind didn't comprehend that?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2018 12:09 PM (vw6r3)

311 I stopped.

Got tired of getting caught in the run-down between 2nd and 3rd base.
Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2018 12:06 PM (XvxIe)

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FIFTH BASE!!!!!

Posted by: SHEP!!! at May 29, 2018 12:09 PM (8XRCm)

312
301 293 >>C'mon. We've all *dated* ourselves.


I stopped.

Got tired of getting caught in the run-down between 2nd and 3rd base.
Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2018 12:06 PM (XvxIe)

GARRETT: Now you just stop that Garrett!

GARRETT: C'mon baby, you know you want to!

GARRETT: I'm not that kind of guy!

GARRETT: Ohh, don't be so cold...

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 29, 2018 12:08 PM



GARRETT: Oh hell, I have to paint the ceiling. Hmmmm...maybe eggshell white?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2018 12:10 PM (0tfLf)

313 I guess Black Widow is pretty similar--simply phenomenal physical prowess in an ordinary human, but Marvel is not backing down from the 90 pound woman can toss a rhino around theme.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 29, 2018 12:04 PM (yL25O)

It's all PHYSICS! I learned about it during my free month of Tae-Bo at the Y !

Posted by: Associate Disney Imagineer at May 29, 2018 12:10 PM (q/kmn)

314 Bosnian-Style Multiculturalism

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 12:11 PM (fA1SL)

315 304 Oh my, SCOTUS upholds Ark abortion restrictions, light the flaming skull.

Seriously?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 29, 2018 12:09 PM (O2RFr)

Waiting for the cake decision and Kennedy saying he wants to spend more time with...whatever it is he doesn't currently spend time with.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 29, 2018 12:11 PM (RD7QR)

316 All they can get behind is drugs, drugs, and more drugs.


***

In the 90s Libertarianism was on the rise. The Libertarian party decided to try a serious reach out to the "yute" vote. They like drugs, we like drugs, we'll get them hooked on the rest of the platform by engaging on drugs primarily!

And it worked...sort of. They got plenty of new, young members. But with the focus on drugs to the exclusion of everything else, they created the Dopetarian movement.

So now a large number of current self proclaimed libertarians want a bigger, more draconian state on everything except drugs.

Enjoy smoking your daily marijuana ration comrade...remember your two minute hate session in the morning and your voluntary, mandatory, political activism in the afternoon.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 29, 2018 12:12 PM (eSx+E)

317 >>It was a play on the word frappe with happy (e) ? Minor diety's mind didn't comprehend that?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2018 12:09 PM (vw6r3)

I'm guessing "diety" is a play on the spelling of "deity."

Kneel, cleric.

Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2018 12:12 PM (Bdeb0)

318 16 >Is the MSM not at all curious about Hillary's exoskeleton ?

You'd think a cane would do.

Posted by: anon

She's using one of those two, but it's carefully hidden in her twat. Picture that. Did I mention the curvy handle is up her ass?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at May 29, 2018 12:12 PM (IeDO8)

319 I guess Black Widow is pretty similar--simply phenomenal physical prowess in an ordinary human, but Marvel is not backing down from the 90 pound woman can toss a rhino around theme.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 29, 2018 12:04 PM (yL25O)

If you're a guy, you need to be bitten by a radioactive spider or injected with a secret serum to get super powers. If you've got a vagina, you just have to tap into Girrrl Power! Apparently.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 29, 2018 12:12 PM (mk7Bj)

320 316 Enjoy smoking your daily marijuana ration comrade...remember your two minute hate session in the morning and your voluntary, mandatory, political activism in the afternoon.



Posted by: 18-1 at May 29, 2018 12:12 PM (eSx+E)


Lace 'em with muscle relaxers and watch 'em involuntarily shit their pants all day.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 29, 2018 12:12 PM (WDCYi)

321 http://bit.ly/2LGQGOP
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US To Impose 25% Tariff On Chinese Tech Goods | Zero Hedge

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 29, 2018 12:13 PM (y3aQB)

322 315 304 . . . Waiting for the cake decision and Kennedy saying he wants to spend more time with...whatever it is he doesn't currently spend time with.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses
___________

A copy of the U.S. Constitution?

Posted by: Furious George at May 29, 2018 12:13 PM (9vQJW)

323 Hey, why have Starbucks started smelling like Milorganite? I hope it's not an attempt to discriminate against ruminants.

Posted by: Bambi at May 29, 2018 12:13 PM (/qEW2)

324 Every one of the seven judges that voted for Roe should have been impeached.

But the hard left picked a good time to pull the stunt with Nixon caught pulling an Obama.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 29, 2018 12:13 PM (eSx+E)

325 >>314 Bosnian-Style Multiculturalism
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 12:11 PM (fA1SL)

Cevapi. On a sesame-seed bun.

Special orders don't upset us.

Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2018 12:13 PM (Bdeb0)

326 Perhaps we should all mail copies of 1984 to the judge?

Then again, she'd probably crib it for notes.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 29, 2018 12:07 PM (eSx+E)


They've already issued a flash card version to judges in the UK.

Posted by: Hrothgar Peasant First Class at May 29, 2018 12:13 PM (n9EOP)

327 I could be wrong but I think Black Widow may have been enhanced by a Russian version of the super soldier serum(though why you would use it on a woman who will still be inferior to an enhanced man I don't know)

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2018 12:14 PM (LiyEm)

328 Oh my, SCOTUS upholds Ark abortion restrictions, light the flaming skull.

Seriously?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 29, 2018 12:09 PM (O2RFr)


No, they refused to intervene in a case.

http://www.scotusblog.com/?p=270653

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 29, 2018 12:15 PM (AM1GF)

329 when they reach across the aisle, they do the secret "Hail Hydra" handshake.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 29, 2018 12:15 PM (bT8Z4)

330 1 Is the MSM not at all curious about Hillary's exoskeleton ?

Its on Drudge and none of the linked articles are mainstream US news.

Do they not believe their own eyes ?
Do they think its #FakeNews ?

Posted by: McCool at May 29, 2018 10:54 AM (Izjjo)

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Smitten by God?

Posted by: MAGA at May 29, 2018 12:15 PM (igh19)

331 Kneel, cleric.
Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2018 12:12 PM (Bdeb0)

So minor deity is reduced to correcting my typos? I will keep you occupied, of course, ;^) but it seems a sad let down from throwing thunderbolts at people, raping women when disguised as a swan and that sort of thing. Are you on deity probation?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2018 12:15 PM (vw6r3)

332 I really don't get the Black Widow character at all.

She is supposed to be a great spy...right? Spies aren't really supposed to walk around, with nothing more then a skin tight body suit on national TV standing next to the Hulk or Captain America....right?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 29, 2018 12:15 PM (eSx+E)

333 51
>>The real question is :



Does Robo-Hillary cost less to maintain than the original did?



Really?

My question: where is the "off" button, or failing that, the "mute."

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2018 11:12 AM (W+vEI)


Is there a plug that can be pulled?

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Someday.

Posted by: Slick Willie at May 29, 2018 12:16 PM (IeDO8)

334 I could be wrong but I think Black Widow may have been enhanced by a Russian version of the super soldier serum(though why you would use it on a woman who will still be inferior to an enhanced man I don't know)

--

I can think of several reasons. Several voluptuous, yet firm, reasons.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 29, 2018 12:16 PM (mk7Bj)

335 off disgusting sock.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 29, 2018 12:16 PM (8XRCm)

336
It was reported that they had the judge, prosecutor, and an assigned jail cell all ready before Tommy Robinson was arrested. Great Soviet Britain, Batman!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 29, 2018 12:16 PM (r+sAi)

337 If Mueller is the Knight in Shining Armor who is going to save the Republic, you'd think his fans would have another way of describing his, uh, probe, other than Mueller the Tentacle-Spreader.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 29, 2018 12:16 PM (2NqXo)

338 So who was the poor schmuck who was married to Black Widow and bought the farm?

Where's that guy's spinoff movie, huh?

Bloody matriarchy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2018 12:17 PM (AURKQ)

339 Hillary's exoskeleton is more believable than this guy's story:

https://tinyurl.com/y9b3f6cb

Posted by: Yeah, sure at May 29, 2018 12:17 PM (PbH71)

340 In the 90s Libertarianism was on the rise. The Libertarian party decided to try a serious reach out to the "yute" vote. They like drugs, we like drugs, we'll get them hooked on the rest of the platform by engaging on drugs primarily!
=====

Really dating myself with a lawn here, but the Libertarians also came out for Reagan in the 70s. Reagan won with a lot of the yute vote, absolutely infuriating Republicons (at that time I think they were called Rockefeller Republicans).

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 29, 2018 12:17 PM (MIKMs)

341 >>330 1 Is the MSM not at all curious about Hillary's exoskeleton ?

It's actually a neck-bomb similar to the one worn in 2003 by Pennsylvania pizza deliveryman Brian Wells. Hillary has been told that if she stops whining about the election, the bomb will detonate.

Number-one alien overlord penalty play.

Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2018 12:17 PM (Bdeb0)

342 306 Wrong place, wrong time.

https://yhoo.it/2xqDNFe

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler

What happens when nature says "f*** that guy in particular"...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 29, 2018 12:09 PM (AM1GF)


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Picture 1 - this should be considered as an alternative for the AoSHQ Flaming Skull

Picture 3 - ...the hell is that archaeologist doing?

Posted by: reason at May 29, 2018 12:17 PM (q/kmn)

343 332 I really don't get the Black Widow character at all.

She is supposed to be a great spy...right? Spies aren't really supposed to walk around, with nothing more then a skin tight body suit on national TV standing next to the Hulk or Captain America....right?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 29, 2018 12:15 PM (eSx+E)

As a HUGE fan of the MCU, Black Widow is one of the few characters I just don't get. Originally she was there because they wanted a token female character, but now there are female characters that are INFINITELY more interesting and creative than her.

Hoping she gets offed in Infinity War part 2, but I doubt that, because vagina.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 29, 2018 12:17 PM (72PAC)

344 327. Serum to make Russian supersoldier = vodka. Knew three Red Army vets. They all agreed - they might not eat for days, might be short on ammo and men, but ALWAYS, ALWAYS had their vodka ration.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 12:17 PM (fA1SL)

345 She is supposed to be a great spy...right? Spies aren't really supposed to walk around, with nothing more then a skin tight body suit on national TV standing next to the Hulk or Captain America....right?

Posted by: 18-1

Hush your month!

Posted by: wrg500 at May 29, 2018 12:18 PM (Bdeb0)

346
Yeah, I guess let it stand is a better word than upholds. But progress.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 29, 2018 12:19 PM (r+sAi)

347 Insomniac -- I've stared into the abyss for a long period in my life and I pray for you. Surviving is winning. Tell yourself that each day. Remember that you're demonstrating mettle in perseverance. Continue to be strong. May peace be with you.

Posted by: Octopussy at May 29, 2018 12:19 PM (XwzHH)

348
If Mueller is the Knight in Shining Armor who is going to save the
Republic, you'd think his fans would have another way of describing his,
uh, probe, other than Mueller the Tentacle-Spreader.
=====

As if Mewler or most of them have the fortitude to be ELECTED to anything. As tiresome as our elected officials can be, the unelected kingmakers are disgusting.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 29, 2018 12:19 PM (MIKMs)

349 >> I've already said in many other threads that Trump should make sure
EVERYONE knows how dirty Obama and his administration was, and what a
POS he is---but that he should just pardon him in the end. I figure
that would burn his supporters more than if he pursued legal action....





Trump had a tweet this morning where he says "corruption" several times.....and there's that EO to seize assets earned from corruption. I hope that's part of his endgame!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2018 12:20 PM (W+vEI)

350 Spies aren't really supposed to walk around, with nothing more then a
skin tight body suit on national TV standing next to the Hulk or Captain
America....right?
----------------------------

It's OK if they have a dossier in hand.


Posted by: Undocumented at May 29, 2018 12:20 PM (5NMZN)

351 If they needed a touch female character in MCU why not more Scarlet Witch? She's one of the strongest characters in the Marvel Universe.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 29, 2018 12:20 PM (eSx+E)

352 Picture 3 - ...the hell is that archaeologist doing?
Posted by: reason at May 29, 2018 12:17 PM (q/kmn)

Tickle tickle tickle tickle

Posted by: Really, truly bored archaeologist at May 29, 2018 12:21 PM (RD7QR)

353 @318 - THIS IS WHY I CAN'T QUIT THE HORDE.

Posted by: reason at May 29, 2018 12:21 PM (q/kmn)

354 Interesting choice of words. Unless you're describing an octopus,

this expression is universally applied to the bad guys and/or the bad

things they do. The connotation is always negative.




These people know it's a witch-hunt.





Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 29, 2018 12:04 PM (2NqXo)
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I have a article from a Nigerian newspaper that bemoans "...... multinational corporations that have spread their hydra like testicles all over the world.

Posted by: Javems at May 29, 2018 12:21 PM (9bMqB)

355 351 If they needed a touch female character in MCU why not more Scarlet Witch? She's one of the strongest characters in the Marvel Universe.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 29, 2018 12:20 PM (eSx+E)

Exactly. I really hope they go this route. Start with teaming her up with Dr. Strange in his second movie, and depending on how that goes take it from there.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 29, 2018 12:22 PM (72PAC)

356 >>If you're a guy, you need to be bitten by a radioactive spider or injected with a secret serum to get super powers. If you've got a vagina, you just have to tap into Girrrl Power! Apparently.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 29, 2018 12:12 PM (mk7Bj)

If you're a German Landser, you need a roll of Pervitin...

Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2018 12:23 PM (Bdeb0)

357 >>She's using one of those two, but it's carefully hidden in her twat.


Slurry-Cane

Posted by: garrett at May 29, 2018 12:23 PM (XvxIe)

358 356. Panzershokolad. Fritz had the best drugs.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 12:23 PM (fA1SL)

359 354 Interesting choice of words. Unless you're describing an octopus,

this expression is universally applied to the bad guys and/or the bad

things they do. The connotation is always negative.




These people know it's a witch-hunt.





Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 29, 2018 12:04 PM (2NqXo)
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I have a article from a Nigerian newspaper that bemoans "...... multinational corporations that have spread their hydra like testicles all over the world.
Posted by: Javems at May 29, 2018 12:21 PM (9bMqB)

That could lead to either an interesting sex life or none at all.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 29, 2018 12:24 PM (RD7QR)

360 Spies aren't really supposed to walk around, with nothing more then a
skin tight body suit on national TV standing next to the Hulk or Captain
America....right?

---

she's more of an informant

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 12:25 PM (PNcou)

361 Yeah, I guess let it stand is a better word than upholds. But progress.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk


There's nothing to let stand--the case is still in a very preliminary stage, but someone wanted SCOTUS in already. SCOTUS said no.

Premature conclusions are premature.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 29, 2018 12:25 PM (AM1GF)

362
Hydra-like testicles > McCain style conservatism

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 29, 2018 12:25 PM (r+sAi)

363 ALWAYS, ALWAYS had their vodka ration.

Vodka, de-icing fluid....one learns to improvise.

Posted by: Miklos, guerilla bartender at May 29, 2018 12:25 PM (zCyNd)

364 I'm teaching Alexa my dating protocol. Dinner and a movie and "she" calls in 3 weeks. Maybe. It's what I'm used to.
Wait 'til I introduce her to another, younger Alexa that I ran into down by the docks.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 29, 2018 12:26 PM (RuIsu)

365 363. Deicing fluid + water = Vodka Afghanskaya

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 12:26 PM (fA1SL)

366 ALWAYS, ALWAYS had their vodka ration.


Keeps them from drinking the jet fuel

Posted by: wrg500 at May 29, 2018 12:26 PM (Bdeb0)

367 350 Spies aren't really supposed to walk around, with nothing more then a
skin tight body suit on national TV standing next to the Hulk or Captain
America....right?
----------------------------

It's OK if they have a dossier in hand.


Posted by: Undocumented at May 29, 2018 12:20 PM



Gawd! I forget which movie it was but she is telling one of the others how she has her cover blown and she has to go and make things right.

Easily the worst dialog in a movie in the last decade...maybe the last century. It was cringe-worthy.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2018 12:26 PM (0tfLf)

368 "...the Mueller probe is still spreading its tentacles..."

---

VE APPROVE

Posted by: HYDRA at May 29, 2018 12:26 PM (PNcou)

369 That special fork is, in many ways, the life story of Barack Obama.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 29, 2018 12:26 PM (0ogQG)

370 You go Fresno.
The Fresnoids, as I call them, are definitely a patriotic bunch, my daughter married a guy from there and his family and friends are all gun-loving, beer drinking patriots. My kind of folks.

Posted by: wth at May 29, 2018 12:26 PM (HgMAr)

371 364 I'm teaching Alexa my dating protocol. Dinner and a movie and "she" calls in 3 weeks. Maybe. It's what I'm used to.
Wait 'til I introduce her to another, younger Alexa that I ran into down by the docks.
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 29, 2018 12:26 PM (RuIsu)

Dude, sexbots are no more than 5 years away. 10 years tops.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 29, 2018 12:27 PM (RD7QR)

372 I missed the thread last week so I'll just say it here:

Solo sucked hard. I saw it opening night because I'm an SW fanboy and dang it was just terrible. Easily the worst if the new Disney SW movies, though people online seem to have watched a different movie than I saw because everyone on reddit seems to like it.

So if you were wondering if you should go see it, do yourself a favor and don't. It's forgettable at best.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 29, 2018 12:28 PM (mk7Bj)

373 198 What the hell is McCain-Style Conservatism?

The McCain Conservative Recipe for success

Blow up an aircraft carrier and get away with it cuz dad's an admiral
Get captured by the VC and sing any song they request
Get caught red-handed in the Savings and Loan scandal and walk away scot-free
Stab conservatives (voters and fellow politicos alike) in the back when it suits your ego and agenda
Seek war when it's not in the country's interest
Pretend to campaign against Bark, tell everyone they have nothing to fear from an Obama preznitcy, then hand Bark the White House keys by tanking your own campaign
Continue to backstab your "friendsh" even as Death is knocking on the front door



Posted by: cornbred at May 29, 2018 12:28 PM (vy2af)

374 Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2018 12:20 PM (W+vEI)

It Trump is talking about seizing assets he'd better have really, really good SS or personal protection loyal to him, because that kind of suggestion will get the Clinton Crime Family after him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2018 12:29 PM (vw6r3)

375 One of dozens of rockets launched Tuesday by terrorists from the Gaza Strip hit facilities supplying electricity to the Gaza Strip.

Due to the damage to the facilities, three lines supplying electricity to the southern Gaza Strip were stopped.

LMAO...Good turn the whole fuckin shithole dark

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 29, 2018 12:29 PM (Lg2h/)

376 Spies aren't really supposed to walk around, with nothing more then a

skin tight body suit on national TV standing next to the Hulk or Captain

America....right?


Whoooooeeeee!

Posted by: Jethro Bodine, Double-Naught Spy at May 29, 2018 12:29 PM (Tyii7)

377 Trump had a tweet this morning where he says "corruption" several times.....and there's that EO to seize assets earned from corruption. I hope that's part of his endgame!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2018 12:20 PM (W+vEI)

He also keeps harping on "13 Corrupt" Democrats too.
I wonder what that is about.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 29, 2018 12:29 PM (7uYFy)

378 Solo sucked hard. I saw it opening night because I'm
an SW fanboy and dang it was just terrible. Easily the worst if the new
Disney SW movies, though people online seem to have watched a different
movie than I saw because everyone on reddit seems to like it.



So if you were wondering if you should go see it, do yourself a favor and don't. It's forgettable at best.


Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 29, 2018 12:28 PM

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I thought the end was pretty good myself. Obvious set up for the next three movies though.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 29, 2018 12:29 PM (+Dllb)

379 Yesterday the family was looking for a movie to see.

Solo had plenty of seats available. Kids all said No Thanks.

Avengers was nearly sold out.


Take that for what it is worth.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at May 29, 2018 12:30 PM (vtxVZ)

380 Easily the worst dialog in a movie in the last decade...maybe the last century. It was cringe-worthy.


Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2018 12:26 PM (0tfLf)

Hold my beer.

Posted by: SOYLO at May 29, 2018 12:30 PM (V40IZ)

381 Dude, sexbots are no more than 5 years away. 10 years tops.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 29, 2018 12:27 PM (RD7QR)

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I can't wait for the submissive Russian mail order sex bots

Posted by: HYDRA at May 29, 2018 12:31 PM (PNcou)

382 Dude, sexbots are no more than 5 years away. 10 years tops.

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AKA,

Man's last invention

Posted by: HYDRA at May 29, 2018 12:32 PM (PNcou)

383 381. Bad news? Their powerplant is a scaled-down version of the one on the Kuznetsov.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 12:32 PM (fA1SL)

384 You know , a few years ago some of the things Prince Phillip was said off the cuff would get him a jail cell next to Tommy Robinson today.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 29, 2018 12:33 PM (7uYFy)

385 It Trump is talking about seizing assets he'd better have really, really good SS or personal protection loyal to him, because that kind of suggestion will get the Clinton Crime Family after him.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2018 12:29 PM (vw6r3)

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you sure he wasn't talking about seizing the asses of the 'ettes?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 12:33 PM (PNcou)

386 383 381. Bad news? Their powerplant is a scaled-down version of the one on the Kuznetsov.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 12:32 PM (fA1SL)

That's hot.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 29, 2018 12:33 PM (RD7QR)

387 375 One of dozens of rockets launched Tuesday by terrorists from the Gaza Strip hit facilities supplying electricity to the Gaza Strip.

Due to the damage to the facilities, three lines supplying electricity to the southern Gaza Strip were stopped.

LMAO...Good turn the whole fuckin shithole dark

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 29, 2018 12:29 PM (Lg2h/)


YOU BASTARDS WILL NEVER TAKE OUR LAND!
...oh...uh...hey... We burnt all our tires. Could you loan us some more?

WE WILL NEVER RETREAT WE WILL NEVER SURREN--*bzzzt*
...hey...me again. Do, uh, do any of you maybe have an extension cord?

Posted by: Palestinian Style Coexistence at May 29, 2018 12:33 PM (V40IZ)

388 383 381. Bad news? Their powerplant is a scaled-down version of the one on the Kuznetsov.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 12:32 PM (fA1SL)

Hopefully the landing strip is in better shape...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2018 12:34 PM (AURKQ)

389 Trump had a tweet this morning where he says "corruption" several times.....and there's that EO to seize assets earned from corruption. I hope that's part of his endgame!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2018 12:20 PM (W+vEI)

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That just means he LIKES corruption

Posted by: Heddy LaMarr at May 29, 2018 12:34 PM (PNcou)

390 Dude, sexbots are no more than 5 years away. 10 years tops.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 29, 2018 12:27 PM (RD7QR)

-----------------------------------
Fight the Matriarchy!!1!!eleventy!!

Posted by: cornbred at May 29, 2018 12:34 PM (vy2af)

391 Dude, sexbots are no more than 5 years away. 10 years tops.
..........

Just working out the kinks in the self cleaning program?

Posted by: wth at May 29, 2018 12:35 PM (HgMAr)

392 Did somebody say Roast Beef?

Posted by: Hikaru at May 29, 2018 12:35 PM (WDCYi)

393 https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=10953

Yale grad credits success to conservative values

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 29, 2018 12:35 PM (Lg2h/)

394 Please note:

If you have a prayer request which you would like OM to post on Tomorrow's "Daily Rant" please send it to me by 6:00 EST tonight. Thanks for your prayer requests and for your prayers.

FenelonDirection18 (at sign) g mail.com

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2018 12:35 PM (vw6r3)

395 391 Dude, sexbots are no more than 5 years away. 10 years tops.
..........

Just working out the kinks in the self cleaning program?
Posted by: wth at May 29, 2018 12:35 PM (HgMAr)

Any robot is a sexbot if you try hard enough.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2018 12:36 PM (AURKQ)

396 Any robot is a sexbot if you try hard enough.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2018 12:36 PM (AURKQ)

...

And anything's a robot if you're not too picky.

Posted by: Toaster guy at May 29, 2018 12:37 PM (yL25O)

397 395. Hide yo roombas!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 12:37 PM (fA1SL)

398 366 Keeps them from drinking the jet fuel

Posted by: wrg500


The Russians used to use ethanol as hydraulic fluid in their planes and/or tanks; as you might suspect, the planes were frequently unfit to fly because someone drank the lines dry.

But they weren't alone. Our WWII torpedoes ran on grain alcohol, and US Navy sailors would party down on 'torpedo juice'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 29, 2018 12:37 PM (0ogQG)

399 391 Dude, sexbots are no more than 5 years away. 10 years tops.
..........


Will it have a floppy drive? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: wrg500 at May 29, 2018 12:38 PM (Bdeb0)

400 you sure he wasn't talking about seizing the asses of the 'ettes?Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 12:33 PM (PNcou)

No. I'm not Trump, but I also can't think of 13 corrupt Democrats whose actual a$$es he'd want to seize either. Hillary? Nellie Ohr? Susan Rice?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2018 12:39 PM (vw6r3)

401 Will it have a floppy drive? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: wrg500 at May 29, 2018 12:38 PM (Bdeb0)

Micro USB port should be sufficient

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 29, 2018 12:39 PM (mk7Bj)

402 >>Solo sucked hard. I saw it opening night because I'm an SW fanboy and dang it was just terrible. Easily the worst if the new Disney SW movies, though people online seem to have watched a different movie than I saw because everyone on reddit seems to like it.



Maybe because it had a male lead, and he was scrappy instead of a Mary Sue where everything came easily? I got roped into going, too, and had mixed reaction to it. It's off-putting when all of the feminist messaging is so dang obvious.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2018 12:40 PM (W+vEI)

403 400. Felonia. The Seagram's heiresses. Schneiderman.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 12:40 PM (fA1SL)

404 OK...totally OT...

Quick show of hands...how many of you will take the time to write a comment to a company for exceptionally good or bad service?


I just finished a week in Phoenix and the Marriott where I stayed was really exceptional.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2018 12:40 PM (0tfLf)

405 Remy made a hilarious video about the TSA

https://reason.com/reasontv/2018/05/25/remy-for-the-longest-time-tsa-version

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2018 12:40 PM (LiyEm)

406 Thought control:
Fear to speak

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Deadpool 2 was kinda annoying at May 29, 2018 12:40 PM (xJa6I)

407 >>
No. I'm not Trump, but I also can't think of 13 corrupt Democrats whose actual a$$es he'd want to seize either. Hillary? Nellie Ohr? Susan Rice?




Thought he was referring to Mueller's team?
Not sure who these 13 are...

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2018 12:40 PM (W+vEI)

408 400 & 403. Epstein, also possible. Abedin & Weiner.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 12:41 PM (fA1SL)

409 Any robot is a sexbot if you try hard enough.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2018 12:36 PM (AURKQ)

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Oh, hell no!

Posted by: AWESOM-O at May 29, 2018 12:41 PM (+F0Wk)

410 I have an APT on my phone that goes off everytime the missile alarm goes off in Israel and it has been going off all day long.

MODERATE Palis? I don't see any

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 29, 2018 12:41 PM (Lg2h/)

411 Trump had a tweet this morning where he says "corruption" several times.....and there's that EO to seize assets earned from corruption. I hope that's part of his endgame!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2018 12:20 PM (W+vEI)

Seizing assets, Trump Camps while awaiting Military and Civilian Tribunals for evreybody involvedl, and GITMO.

Lots of "Foundations" will be hardest hit.

Posted by: Pickles at May 29, 2018 12:41 PM (Iq27Y)

412 Solo sucked hard. I saw it opening night because I'm an SW fanboy and dang it was just terrible. Easily the worst if the new Disney SW movies, though people online seem to have watched a different movie than I saw because everyone on reddit seems to like it.

So if you were wondering if you should go see it, do yourself a favor and don't. It's forgettable at best.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 29, 2018 12:28 PM (mk7Bj)


========

But were you at least cheering when L3-37 got decimated? (I didn't see it, but that was the high point for Ethan van Sciver).

Oh well, if you're a committed SW fan, there's always Rose Tico to look forward to in Episode IX. Hubba hubba.

Posted by: Bambi at May 29, 2018 12:41 PM (/qEW2)

413 Any robot is a sexbot if you try hard enough.

You been talking to mister J again?

Posted by: Rosie the Robot at May 29, 2018 12:41 PM (kqsXK)

414 Off ruminant sock.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 29, 2018 12:42 PM (/qEW2)

415 Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2018 12:40 PM (W+vEI)

I was fooling around. I don't know who the 13 are either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2018 12:42 PM (vw6r3)

416 Quick show of hands...how many of you will take the time to write a comment to a company for exceptionally good or bad service?


I would.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 29, 2018 12:42 PM (zRZaJ)

417 411. 'Hit?' You mean like with a machinist' s hammer?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 12:42 PM (fA1SL)

418 @1

No the MSM is nothing more than the Democrat propaganda organ.

For instance you would think, even viewed through their partisan lens, the MSM would be houndign Obama to get him on the record regarding DOK/FBI, Spying abuses.

But the MSM doesn't seem to want to ask Obama anything.

Strange isn't it?

Posted by: Kreplach at May 29, 2018 12:42 PM (UfMVm)

419 Martin Short can go fuck himself with a midget


He thinks he is being wonderful by explaining why he and steve martin do not mention PDT in their act and then goes on defames The President. Fuck him

NY Post

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 29, 2018 12:43 PM (Lg2h/)

420
370 You go Fresno.
The Fresnoids, as I call them, are definitely a patriotic bunch, my daughter married a guy from there and his family and friends are all gun-loving, beer drinking patriots. My kind of folks.

Posted by: wth at May 29, 2018 12:26 PM (HgMAr)




I grew up in the area, the family still lives there. Basically, you could transplant Fresno (and especially Clovis) to Texas lock, stock, and barrel, and the main culture shock on either side would be "y'all talk a bit funny".

My nephew is graduating from Buchanan HS in a couple of weeks, by the way.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 29, 2018 12:43 PM (XWkhW)

421 I would.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 29, 2018 12:42 PM (zRZaJ)

You are making a general inquiry-it wasn't related to sexbots, was it? ;^) I have not tried one of those and don't intend to.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2018 12:44 PM (vw6r3)

422 You don't want to win it. Pay all those taxes for something that is not reliable.





Posted by: JAS at May 29, 2018 11:27 AM (ii30j)


---

I *just* read an article where two huge Tesla fanatics broke the hypermiling record and got 600 miles out of one charge. IIRC they did it on a closed track, drove between 20-30 mph, and used no accessories like AC or the like.

When they finished the car had to be towed home and wouldn't charge.

A commenter summed it up perfectly:

A Tesla in an ideal environment still manages to sh*t the bed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 12:44 PM (VgKNm)

423 No the MSM is nothing more than the Democrat propaganda organ.

For instance you would think, even viewed through their partisan lens, the MSM would be houndign Obama to get him on the record regarding DOK/FBI, Spying abuses.

But the MSM doesn't seem to want to ask Obama anything.

Strange isn't it?
Posted by: Kreplach at May 29, 2018 12:42 PM (UfMVm)

Because, just like Trump, they already know it's all true.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 29, 2018 12:44 PM (7uYFy)

424 Any robot is a sexbot if you try hard enough.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2018 12:36 PM (AURKQ)



Including Rock-EmSock-Em Robots for you folks into SampersandM.

Posted by: Bert G at May 29, 2018 12:44 PM (uiwCw)

425 >>I have a article from a Nigerian newspaper that bemoans "...... multinational corporations that have spread their hydra like testicles all over the world.
Posted by: Javems at May 29, 2018 12:21 PM (9bMqB)

1. Modalities.
2. Remain blessed.

Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2018 12:44 PM (Bdeb0)

426 Also, you're welcome for the new thread since that's become my superpower now.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 12:45 PM (VgKNm)

427 >>But were you at least cheering when L3-37 got decimated? (I didn't see it, but that was the high point for Ethan van Sciver).



Yes....until they took her data files and downloaded them into the millennium falcon, and Lando (I think) said with feeling: "She's part of the ship now!"

Earlier Lando had said something like, "I'd reset her memory [to erase mouthy broad-ishness], but then I'd lose her galaxy map detail which is the best in all of the galaxy!"

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2018 12:45 PM (W+vEI)

428 402 >>Solo sucked hard. I saw it opening night because I'm an SW fanboy and dang it was just terrible. Easily the worst if the new Disney SW movies, though people online seem to have watched a different movie than I saw because everyone on reddit seems to like it.



Maybe because it had a male lead, and he was scrappy instead of a Mary Sue where everything came easily? I got roped into going, too, and had mixed reaction to it. It's off-putting when all of the feminist messaging is so dang obvious.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2018 12:40 PM (W+vEI)

There's a fan theory that the screeching feminazi droid L3-37 is a parody of the current head of Lucasfilm, Kathleen Kennedy, introduced by the directors she fired.

Posted by: josephistan at May 29, 2018 12:45 PM (7HtZB)

429 Any robot is a sexbot if you try hard enough.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2018 12:36 PM (AURKQ)


Mister Lawson tried that once.

Once.

Posted by: V.I.C.I. at May 29, 2018 12:45 PM (kqsXK)

430 OK...totally OT...

Quick show of hands...how many of you will take the time to write a comment to a company for exceptionally good or bad service?


I just finished a week in Phoenix and the Marriott where I stayed was really exceptional.

-------------

I've done it for good service, but not as much as I should. Too often I think to do it, but never follow through. Hardly ever for negative - maybe once or twice and usually only if I knew the place usually offered great service and you were paying for it. No need to write a negative review about service at a McDonalds. But I have sought out the manager at many a Chik-Fil-A to verbally comment on the politeness of their staff. Its much better to do this than write negative reviews.

Posted by: SH at May 29, 2018 12:45 PM (sX1BW)

431 The Broffman family (sisters and dad) is in deep doo doo for their involvement with NXIVM and the 90 or so companies/NGOs involved. The Broffman's are top teir wealthy and powerful people.

Then again everybody who has been safely and in the open trafficking Drugs/Humans/children/organs/money laundering/state secrets are powerful people.

Posted by: Pickles at May 29, 2018 12:46 PM (Iq27Y)

432 Any robot is a sexbot if you try hard enough.


Yes.

Posted by: Couch effer and Toaster effer at May 29, 2018 12:46 PM (Tyii7)

433 Women joke about sexbots only because they've already had them for fifty plus years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 29, 2018 12:46 PM (VgKNm)

434
Quick show of hands...how many of you will take the time to write a comment to a company for exceptionally good or bad service?


I just finished a week in Phoenix and the Marriott where I stayed was really exceptional.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2018 12:40 PM (0tfLf)

Not quite the same, but I've been on 3 cruises with Royal Caribbean and I always make a point to fill out the survey because the staff has been consistently excellent and I know that positive feedback where you name individuals really helps those people.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 29, 2018 12:46 PM (mk7Bj)

435 Thought he was referring to Mueller's team?
Not sure who these 13 are...
Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2018 12:40 PM (W+vEI)


"13 Angry Men."

Posted by: JoeF. at May 29, 2018 12:46 PM (7uYFy)

436 24 After binge-watching The Pacific, son said, "Japan went from being one of the fiercest, evilest fighting forces on earth to Hello Kitty. Hirohito must be spinning in his grave."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2018 11:06 AM (ptqGC)
__________________________
Japan always begs the question:

Too much radiation? Or not enough???

Posted by: Old Codger at May 29, 2018 12:46 PM (HvZln)

437 419 Got to get that virtue signal in.Just about any article that has anything positive to say about Trump or defends him on something has to include at least one line about how he says mean things.

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2018 12:46 PM (LiyEm)

438 Re: the mortars coming from Gaza:

Iron dome seems to be a great thing, but it sort of fails the game theory thing we were discussing the other day.

Even the later targeted response thing doesn't seem to be good enough, imho.

If your enemy is attacking civilian targets and you respond with a clinical attack against military targets, you're failing to make the situation unbearable for your attacker.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 29, 2018 12:47 PM (yL25O)

439 I shit bigger than Martin Short.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 29, 2018 12:47 PM (rxW5j)

440 L3-37 lives on,as the computer for the Milennium Falcon...

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2018 12:48 PM (LiyEm)

441
We're allowed to grab the pussy.

Posted by: TSA at May 29, 2018 12:48 PM (r+sAi)

442 Got to get that virtue signal in.

-----------

Since virtue signalling has come into the lexicon, it has made me much more attuned to other types of signalling that goes on in society - much of which I'm sure I've practiced: financial signaling, etc.

But the political virtue signalling is the most odious.

Posted by: SH at May 29, 2018 12:49 PM (sX1BW)

443 438 Of course what their enemy wants most are civilian casualties,you can't blame them for not wanting to give them what they want.

Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2018 12:49 PM (LiyEm)

444 15 Hillary's new Pansersuit needed extra batteries but they could have camouflaged them better. I'm sensing a couple of bullets to the back of the head suicide for the chief engineer.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious
______________________________
I've always noticed Hill's friends are notoriously bad shots, even at close range! Or maybe it's traditional for an "Arkancide" to require twofer de grace?

Posted by: Old Codger at May 29, 2018 12:49 PM (HvZln)

445 If your enemy is attacking civilian targets and you respond with a clinical attack against military targets, you're failing to make the situation unbearable for your attacker.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 29, 2018 12:47 PM (yL25O)

I think you're taking too strict an interpretation of the game. Imagine the international outrage if Israel actively targeted civilians. They can't afford to act like that.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 29, 2018 12:50 PM (mk7Bj)

446 And nnaowww.. Heeeere's ACE!

Posted by: Ed McMindful webworker - a ho ho ho ho ho a ho ho ho at May 29, 2018 12:50 PM (HGnKA)

447 423 No the MSM is nothing more than the Democrat propaganda organ.

For instance you would think, even viewed through their partisan lens, the MSM would be houndign Obama to get him on the record regarding DOK/FBI, Spying abuses.

But the MSM doesn't seem to want to ask Obama anything.

Strange isn't it?
Posted by: Kreplach at May 29, 2018 12:42 PM (UfMVm)

Because, just like Trump, they already know it's all true.
Posted by: JoeF
______________________

Joe, they can't find him! He's too busy evading capture!

Posted by: Old Codger at May 29, 2018 12:56 PM (HvZln)

448 Old Codger: ...Or maybe it's traditional for an "Arkancide" to require twofer de grace?

The second shot sends the message.

It's like 9/11. One shot / one plane looks like it could have been an accident. 2nd shot / 2nd plane, there's no question.

*

Guess I'll go see what Ace is up to, then on with the day.

Moron Lube! (Did I spell that right?)

Posted by: mindful webworker at May 29, 2018 01:00 PM (HGnKA)

449 meh. i thought solo was head and shoulders above the sw drek that disney has been pumping out.

412 Oh well, if you're a committed SW fan, there's always Rose Tico to look forward to in Episode IX. Hubba hubba.

and doubtless, after the boba fett movie, they'll do "rose: a star wars story"

Posted by: Anachronda at May 29, 2018 01:06 PM (sGtp+)

450 Home steading or a lottery style giveaway to the states stakeholders of the Fed land would change the rural and urban differences in voting.
The giveaway would also end in change of asset status for welfare benefits.

Posted by: yeah me at May 29, 2018 01:08 PM (uhKSs)

451 >> meh. i thought solo was head and shoulders above the sw drek that disney has been pumping out.



Completely agree.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2018 01:16 PM (W+vEI)

452 Don't suppose the Hag is hiding Helpher or what ever the pig's name is from the Donald or the law?

Posted by: Rose at May 29, 2018 01:35 PM (qHeFI)

453 Why am I unable to comment above?

Posted by: AnnaS at May 29, 2018 02:35 PM (ph+ut)

454 453 Why am I unable to comment above?
Posted by: AnnaS at May 29, 2018 02:35 PM
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Because the comments post below?

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