Judicial Watch: Emails Show That Comey "Coordinated" With Robert Mueller About His Congressional Testimony Before His Appearance

Getting their stories straight.

Why does a truthful man need to consult with anyone about what he'll say or not say under oath?

Judicial Watch today released new emails from the Department of Justice (DOJ) showing that former FBI Director James Comey was advised by FBI officials in May 2017 to consult with Special Counsel Robert Mueller prior to testifying before any congressional committees regarding Russian meddling in the 2016 presidential election and his firing as FBI director.

According to numerous news reports, Comey met directly with Mueller previous to his June 8, 2017, testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee. Sources said that Comey's opening statement and subsequent testimony were coordinated with Mueller.

...

The documents obtained by Judicial Watch are the first to reveal that high-ranking FBI officials helped Comey coordinate his testimony with Mueller.

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"These documents show that James Comey, who was fired by the president, nevertheless had easy, friendly access to the FBI as he prepped his infamous anti-Trump testimony to the Senate," said Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton. "This collusion led to Comey's attacking President Trump and misusing FBI records as part of a vendetta against the president."

Remember: Any contact between any two people is "collusion" between them.

Their rules.

Related: One of the companies Mueller indicted for allegedly conspiring to collude with Russia (or whatever) has decided to appear in court and demand a speedy trial. And discovery.

Incredibly, Mueller's office objected to this request, claiming that they needed time to make sure the defendant was properly served.

If you don't get it: the defendant might attempt the defense of saying that the prosecutor failed to serve him properly, and therefore the prosecutor has no jurisdiction over him, and therefore the charges should be dismissed.

The defense that the defendant was not properly served by the prosecutor is a defense raised by the defendant.

Here, incredibly, the Special Counsel attempts to stall for time by pleading the defendant's defense for it, saying, "Hey, we don't know if we properly served them and have to check on it." The prosecutor, incredibly, is raising defendant defenses which the defendants did not raise and in fact explicitly reject as a defense of themselves, to spare them the bother of having to prove the claims they made in the indictment.

Lotta firsts in this case.

Richard Pollack of the Daily Caller:

Mueller generated headlines with the February indictment, safe in the knowledge the 13 Russians were beyond U.S. jurisdiction. Therefore, there would be no trial -- only sensational Russian collusion accusations.


Mueller may now have to try the case, and Concord's lawyers have put the special counsel on notice. The Russian company's lawyers intend to invoke "discovery" to obtain U.S. intelligence about what they knew of Russian activities.

"I guess Mueller thought it was a freebie, for sure," former federal prosecutor Andrew C. McCarthy told The Daily Caller News Foundation after the court proceeding.

"He thought it could make this association (of Russian collusion) and it would never be challenged in court," McCarthy, also a National Review contributing editor, said.

...

McCarthy called Mueller’s entire indictment an "unforced error."

"One thing you never want to do is to indict in a case that you’re not prepared to try," McCarthy said.

Mueller tried to delay Wednesday’s hearing and floated a claim Concord had not been properly served notice.

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But Concord opposed the motion. "The Special Counsel is not entitled to special rules and is required like the Attorney General to follow the rules of the Court," Dubelier stated in his response to Mueller.

The judge agreed with Concord and denied the Special Counsel's motion flatly with no written opinion.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:10 PM




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Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2018 06:02 PM (F5+ro)

2 2

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2018 06:02 PM (F5+ro)

3 top 8

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2018 06:02 PM (F5+ro)

4 Well damn, it's like these people are dishonest. Or something.

Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2018 06:02 PM (zLDYs)

5 Judicial Watch - been sending them money for a couple years now. One of the only groups intent on holding the Democrat's feet to the fire.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 10, 2018 06:03 PM (k1TUh)

6 Lotta stompin goin on here.

Posted by: Nobel Commitease at May 10, 2018 06:03 PM (prxEu)

7 Tom Fitton will be on Lou Dobbs tonight...7 ET.

Posted by: Tami at May 10, 2018 06:04 PM (Enq6K)

8 I hope Concord cleans Mewller's clock in this case.

I want Mewller and his Fist Team to be under bridges living in fear an Ewok is going to hunt them down and make stew.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 10, 2018 06:04 PM (RJHwk)

9 Gosh and golly. Mueller just learned that the notice requirement is for the protection of the person being served, and that person can waive that. Protesting that he has not served the notice properly doesn't make Mueller's case look good at all.

You know, if he ends up with nothing, it will break the what connections the Left still has with reality.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Lift Your Spirits with The Hymns of James Comey from the Outrage Outlet! at May 10, 2018 06:04 PM (0QYMt)

10 Hi, space homo here, did I miss anything?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 10, 2018 06:04 PM (MX7xj)

11 Love the edit to previous thread title.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 10, 2018 06:05 PM (fA1SL)

12 I believe the term Conspiring to Perjury is more apt.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 10, 2018 06:05 PM (prxEu)

13
Dig deeper and further back and we'll find that Rosenstein, Comey, and Mueller CONSPIRED to get Mueller appointed as Special Counsel.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2018 06:05 PM (ExfQu)

14 Lot's to read and digest.......

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 10, 2018 06:05 PM (+Dllb)

15 Not a...ahh fuck it.

Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2018 06:05 PM (LiyEm)

16 POTUS VSG letting Mueller be Mueller is the best strategy ever.

Posted by: Henry Jay at May 10, 2018 06:05 PM (tsLan)

17 >"The government has indicted the proverbial Ham sandwich," Dubelier told Magistrate Judge G. Michael Harvey.


Finally!

Posted by: Mama Cass at May 10, 2018 06:06 PM (Dp6qK)

18 >>And discovery.


That's a giant barbed cock for Mueller and his Team.


Legal Eagle indeed.

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2018 06:06 PM (E9YRB)

19 So when does this all come crashing down?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2018 06:06 PM (Lg2h/)

20 Sounds we will never hear.

Posted by: The Click Click Of Handcuffs Being Tightened at May 10, 2018 06:06 PM (r9UYA)

21 12 I believe the term Conspiring to Perjury is more apt.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 10, 2018 06:05 PM (prxEu)


Here's one the media knows well: Obstruction of Justice.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 06:07 PM (Dp6qK)

22 Judicial Watch - been sending them money for a couple years now. One of the only groups intent on holding the Democrat's feet to the fire.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 10, 2018 06:03 PM (k1TUh)


As a very concerned Republican, I really need to start ponying up some cash to groups like this that are doing the work that all the honest rank and file stand-up people that work in our judicial system won't do!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 10, 2018 06:07 PM (n9EOP)

23 "One of the companies Mueller indicted for allegedly conspiring to collude with Russia (or whatever) has decided to appear in court and demand a speedy trial. And discovery."
.............

"Oopty." - Robert Mueller

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2018 06:07 PM (HgMAr)

24 I love that someone is funding the Russian company to fight back on this.

Of course, Mueller could drag this trial out for years if he so desires, so I'm not sure how much it'll really mean.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2018 06:07 PM (F5+ro)

25 Well...its all BS until the Hawaiian judge has been heard from.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2018 06:07 PM (0tfLf)

26 So when does this all come crashing down?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2018 06:06 PM (Lg2h/)

\
Thanks NGU, I needed a laugh!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 10, 2018 06:08 PM (n9EOP)

27 Aspiring to perjury.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 10, 2018 06:08 PM (RuIsu)

28 Tom Fitton will be on Lou Dobbs tonight.


Sometimes that Tom Fitton looks right at ya. Right into your eyes.
And the thing about a Fitton is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes.
Like a doll's eyes.

Posted by: Quint at May 10, 2018 06:08 PM (E9YRB)

29 Special Counsel, not so bright are they. Bolstered by their own hubris they will hang themselves.

Donate to Ace and Judicial Watch.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2018 06:08 PM (JM+5u)

30 I love how the lawyers for Concord described Mewller's attempt at getting a delay in the case.

They called it pettifoggery.

Yeah it does not bode well when the prosecutor bobbles such a high profile case just because they didn't expect anyone to fight back. That says far too many horrible things about the mindset of the prosecutors who are in fact acting more like Inquisitors

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 10, 2018 06:08 PM (RJHwk)

31
President Trump went to Sessions and said I want Comey gone. Sessions said nope, can't do it, but let's ask Rosenstein.

Rosenstein couldn't say no to President Trump without getting himself fired. So Rosenstein talked Trump and Sessions into appointing an impartial special counsel to ward off the political blowback from firing Comey in mid-fake-investigation. Enter: Mueller.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2018 06:09 PM (ExfQu)

32 Mueller generated headlines with the February indictment, safe in the knowledge the 13 Russians were beyond U.S. jurisdiction. Therefore, there would be no trial -- only sensational Russian collusion accusations.

Mueller may now have to try the case, and Concord's lawyers have put the special counsel on notice....



Bwahahahahaha..

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2018 06:09 PM (+lOpA)

33 but but but but.....

I want people in chains now!
I want people in jail now!
I want people swinging by thier necks.NAOW!!!

I urge patience. The longer this shit show goes on, the better.

Think of what you know compared to Jan 20, 2016.

The rats are being brought out into the daylight.

First step.

Patience

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Spawn of Tyrants at May 10, 2018 06:09 PM (V8bv6)

34 Hi, space homo here, did I miss anything"

No homos in Muslim space...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 10, 2018 06:09 PM (7LY+6)

35 >>So when does this all come crashing down?
Posted by: Nevergiveup


LOL. Thanks for the laugh.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 10, 2018 06:09 PM (r9UYA)

36 Tom Fitton will be on Lou Dobbs tonight...7 ET.

Posted by: Tami at May 10, 2018 06:04 PM (Enq6K)
............

Lou Dobbs is gettin' pissed... I watch him every night and he just gets angrier and angrier.

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2018 06:10 PM (HgMAr)

37 Mueller goofed? Guess his bang-up job on the anthrax case was a fluke.

Posted by: Valiant at May 10, 2018 06:10 PM (3MiF8)

38 Unbelievable.

--Mueller is investigating is whether Trump obstructed justice by firing Comey.
--Comey has admitted to leaking his memos to get a special prosecutor appointed.
--That same special prosecutor, Mueller, was consulting with Comey about his testimony to Congress.

They're all whores.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 10, 2018 06:10 PM (pvjTE)

39 Mueller goofed? Guess his bang-up job on the anthrax case was a fluke.
Posted by: Valiant at May 10, 2018 06:10 PM (3MiF


I understand his work in Boston was "almost" flawless!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 10, 2018 06:10 PM (n9EOP)

40 So much winning coming out my ears.


Oh frapjous day.

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2018 06:11 PM (+lOpA)

41 >>>>>
I love that someone is funding the Russian company to fight back on this.



Of course, Mueller could drag this trial out for years if he so desires, so I'm not sure how much it'll really mean.



Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 10, 2018 06:07 PM
.
.
.Actually he can't now, at least for the "Russian Bots threw the election" cases. His bluff has been called and he has two choices....drop the charges or allow the case to proceed to discovery.

My money is on him dropping the charges. Once that happens he has been hoisted by his very own petard.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 10, 2018 06:11 PM (+Dllb)

42
President Trump's biggest mistake was trusting Rosenstein, whom he didn't know from a hole in the wall.

But I'll bet my left nut Sessions vouched for Rosenstein. Which brings us to Trump's other biggest mistake: trusting Jeff Sessions.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2018 06:11 PM (ExfQu)

43 They're all whores.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 10, 2018 06:10 PM (pvjTE)


Please, whores have standards!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 10, 2018 06:11 PM (n9EOP)

44 Mueller is kind of a acromegalic moron

Posted by: TexasJew at May 10, 2018 06:11 PM (fA7my)

45 Second look at Special Counsel Ally McBeal?

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2018 06:11 PM (E9YRB)

46 Shit, I gotta leave and I'm going to miss this thread.

Give 'em Hell for me, guys

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2018 06:11 PM (JM+5u)

47 Would this be an appropriate time for a Bible quote?

Posted by: James Homey at May 10, 2018 06:12 PM (Tyii7)

48
btw, it appears that Comey's book was a Huge Flop.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2018 06:12 PM (ExfQu)

49 & old Andy McCarthy calls it an "unforced error" you fucking Baldheaded Asshat he knew exactly what he was doing & they said "You want to play with fire scarecrow" ?

Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 10, 2018 06:12 PM (y3aQB)

50 As a very concerned Republican, I really need to start ponying up some cash to groups like this that are doing the work that all the honest rank and file stand-up people that work in our judicial system won't do!"

There's a lot of bogus groups out there, trying to get our money. Judicial Watch is one of the few who actually appears to be doing what they say they're doing. And I'm convinced that if it wasn't for JW, all of Hillary's emails would have been long gone. JW stood up for the principle of getting them even when every elected Republican at the time had given up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 10, 2018 06:12 PM (k1TUh)

51 Is it me, or is it like Trump is holding the entire world down and tickling it relentlessly?

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2018 06:13 PM (E9YRB)

52 24. Drag things out to try to grind the Russians down, ya mean? Ever hear ofva place called Leningrad?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 10, 2018 06:13 PM (fA1SL)

53 I'm not a lawyer but what does discovery mean? Does Mueller have to show what he has as special counsel?

Posted by: dantesed at May 10, 2018 06:13 PM (88xKn)

54 Ally McBeal got banged by Han Solo.Well,the real Han Solo.

Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2018 06:13 PM (LiyEm)

55 What's almost as maddening at the deep state bastards is the media in all of this. Picture this for one moment. Imagine the SCREAMING of the media if the shoe was on the other foot. The headlines would have ran printers out of ink. Comey and Mueller met prior to testimony against President Obama! Sessions and Melania met aboard his plane! Sessions said to refer to Obama's e-mails as a matter. The FISA warrants were based on intel from a firm paid for by the RNC and Koch brothers! Etc. Etc. Etc. But now? Effing crickets! Traitorous fucks, the lot of em. Take all of what we know now and reverse it. The left would have already marched on DC. When do we?

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2018 06:13 PM (3c1uO)

56 Oh frapjous day.


Calloo, callay!

This, with a slight spelling correction, is the language of my people.

My people, who will launch fly-ridden children into space whether or not there's any "downrange incursion" because who wants the fly-ridden children to come back anyway, other than for bragging rights.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 10, 2018 06:13 PM (fuK7c)

57 Top. Men.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 10, 2018 06:14 PM (QLvwG)

58 Discovery for Concord means - "Turn over all of your notes and show us your homework Mewller. Or else."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 10, 2018 06:14 PM (RJHwk)

59 Speaking of people who are totally trustworthy, we swear, dark web edgelord and fellow nationalist Ben Shapiro has a program to win back the youfs!

https://www.weeklystandard.com/shapiro-win-back-young-americans

Posted by: trev006 at May 10, 2018 06:14 PM (dQb9S)

60 >>I'm not a lawyer but what does discovery mean?


Time to show your cards.

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2018 06:14 PM (E9YRB)

61 Is it me, or is it like Trump is holding the entire world down and tickling it relentlessly?
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2018 06:13 PM (E9YRB)

lol
That would make a great political cartoon panel.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 10, 2018 06:14 PM (zwucm)

62 Witness tampering by Mueller/Herman Munster.

Posted by: thirteen28 at May 10, 2018 06:14 PM (GdJ+p)

63 I will stomp their bodies into the mire of their blood
for starters

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at May 10, 2018 06:15 PM (B2l13)

64 Dog know what to do with Muellers.

https://tinyurl.com/yarog6gx

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2018 06:15 PM (HgMAr)

65 Would this be an appropriate time for a Bible quote?
Posted by: James Homey at May 10, 2018 06:12 PM (Tyii7)


Ecclesiastes 3:1 "To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven!"

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 10, 2018 06:15 PM (n9EOP)

66 Tune in again next week for the next chapter of Jim Comey: G-Man, "Comey Vs. The Space Homos"!

Posted by: tu3031 at May 10, 2018 06:15 PM (O5Q3r)

67
Hahahahahaha: Ace changed the title of the last thread

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2018 06:15 PM (ExfQu)

68 dog = dogs

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2018 06:15 PM (HgMAr)

69 in more time wasting dweeb news...

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 10, 2018 06:16 PM (liYH/)

70 Okay that warmed the cockles in my little evil place just thinking of Mewller being found at the bottom of the Neva River.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 10, 2018 06:16 PM (RJHwk)

71 Lou Dobbs is gettin' pissed... I watch him every night and he just gets angrier and angrier.
+++++
Probably from the Red Hair Dye & Spray on Dorito Tan

Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 10, 2018 06:16 PM (y3aQB)

72 B..bu...but.......

Oh.

Okay.

Guess they are boned.

Or schlonged.

Or whatever today's term of endearment is.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 10, 2018 06:16 PM (7UW64)

73
Mean, Impatient Ace is best Ace!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2018 06:16 PM (ExfQu)

74 >>59 Speaking of people who are totally trustworthy, we swear, dark web edgelord and fellow nationalist Ben Shapiro has a program to win back the youfs!

Shapiro should go back to licking Michelle Medved's vaj then they can both go buy The Blaze.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 10, 2018 06:16 PM (r9UYA)

75 Given the definition presented, any contact with The Barrel is collusion.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Posted by: J. Random Commenter at May 10, 2018 06:16 PM (ctuyM)

76 That's HQ Headline HoF Material

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2018 06:17 PM (E9YRB)

77 No author will be able to write a sensational political thriller ever again. Every possible trick and subterfuge is being played before our eyes on a daily, heck hourly, basis.

And no wonder Hollywood has given up on making people films and is now only into superbeings.

Posted by: Decaf at May 10, 2018 06:17 PM (/3+Sg)

78 St. James the Tall, Patron Saint of Traitors, Failed NBA Forwards and Hysterical Jr. High School Girls.

Pray for us.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 10, 2018 06:17 PM (O033+)

79 65 Would this be an appropriate time for a Bible quote?
Posted by: James Homey at May 10, 2018 06:12 PM (Tyii7)

Ecclesiastes 3:1 "To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven!"
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 10, 2018 06:15 PM (n9EOP)

I was thinking more like "wailing and gnashing of teeth."

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 10, 2018 06:18 PM (7UW64)

80 I have a headache. Up late watching my Countrymen come home. Then got the Israel/Syrian details. Couldn't sleep.

Trumps's fault. With Obama there were no exciting wins.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 10, 2018 06:18 PM (zwucm)

81
I'm not a lawyer but what does discovery mean? Does Mueller have to show what he has as special counsel?

Posted by: dantesed at May 10, 2018 06:13 PM (88xKn)

Yes

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 10, 2018 06:18 PM (10vO4)

82 Blessed are the lawbreakers, for theirs is the kingdom of Leavenworth.

Posted by: James Homey at May 10, 2018 06:18 PM (Tyii7)

83 Huh-huh-huh-huh...

Space Homos.

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 10, 2018 06:18 PM (RHEDC)

84 53 I'm not a lawyer but what does discovery mean? Does Mueller have to show what he has as special counsel?

Posted by: dantesed at May 10, 2018 06:13 PM (88xKn)

Yes. Evidence he plans to use at trial to establish a case of Fraud on the U.S., which is itself is a farce, would have to be produced. He also has obligations to turn over any exculpatory evidence (evidence that would show the defendants are not guilty as charged), even if the defendants don't know to ask for it.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 06:18 PM (Dp6qK)

85 I don't think that there is any reason to believe that those public servants would collude to cause damage to a specific candidate. That's preposterous!

Posted by: goon at May 10, 2018 06:18 PM (PEcU2)

86 I'm not a lawyer

Quite possibly the most appropriate acronym evar! IANAL.

Posted by: J. Random Commenter at May 10, 2018 06:18 PM (ctuyM)

87 No author will be able to write a sensational political thriller ever again. Every possible trick and subterfuge is being played before our eyes on a daily, heck hourly, basis.

And no wonder Hollywood has given up on making people films and is now only into superbeings.
Posted by: Decaf at May 10, 2018 06:17 PM

I said that a while ago. If this was a movie script or book, they would have said no, way to far fetched.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2018 06:19 PM (3c1uO)

88 I was thinking more like "wailing and gnashing of teeth."
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 10, 2018 06:18 PM (7UW64)


I can work with that!

Posted by: The Right Reverend St James Homey at May 10, 2018 06:19 PM (n9EOP)

89 Mewller's time in Boston leaves him wide open for anyone to ask him what did he know about Whitey Bulgar.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 10, 2018 06:19 PM (RJHwk)

90 The judge agreed with Concord and denied the Special Counsel's motion flatly with no written opinion.
............

Bitch, slap.
No assembly required.

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2018 06:19 PM (HgMAr)

91 No author will be able to write a sensational political thriller ever again.


Now did Tapper's spy novel do? Better than Comey or Hillary? I hope these publishing houses lost money.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 10, 2018 06:20 PM (zwucm)

92 75 Given the definition presented, any contact with The Barrel is collusion.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Posted by: J. Random Commenter at May 10, 2018 06:16 PM (ctuyM)

I did not collude the hell out of the barrel last time I was there. Now it's asking for $130K from my attorney.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 06:20 PM (Dp6qK)

93 Yes. Evidence he plans to use at trial to establish a case of Fraud on the U.S., which is itself is a farce, would have to be produced. He also has obligations to turn over any exculpatory evidence (evidence that would show the defendants are not guilty as charged), even if the defendants don't know to ask for it.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 06:18 PM

And we all know how great he is at that. Ask the guys who died in prison due to him hiding exculpatory evidence. Fucking rat.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2018 06:20 PM (3c1uO)

94 He also has obligations to turn over any exculpatory evidence (evidence that would show the defendants are not guilty as charged), even if the defendants don't know to ask for it.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 06:18 PM (Dp6qK)


Oh, you mean like they did with LTG Flynn?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 10, 2018 06:20 PM (n9EOP)

95 90 The judge agreed with Concord and denied the Special Counsel's motion flatly with no written opinion.
............

Bitch, slap.
No assembly required.
Posted by: wth at May 10, 2018 06:19 PM (HgMAr)

Just no.

Not even "Hell, no."

Just.....no.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 10, 2018 06:21 PM (7UW64)

96 What a glorious week. The cherry on top would be if the tumor expired tomorrow, capping it all off bigly.

Posted by: fly gal at May 10, 2018 06:21 PM (8TdcF)

97 Discovery in a criminal case is where the prosecution has to give the defense all of the information they've developed in the course of putting together the case. They can't just give the defense the evidence they're going to use; the infamous Mike Nifong, disbarred because of his disgusting performance in the Duke Lacrosse Team rape case, got busted because he had in his possession DNA evidence showing that the accused defendants were innocent, but rather than giving that to them as he was required to do, he tried to hide it instead.

I would not be surprised to see Mueller drop all the charges against this defendant rather than surrender any of his evidence. Of course, if he does that all of the other indictments he's made will fall apart as well.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 10, 2018 06:21 PM (k1TUh)

98 Imagine if this had all happened to Obama instead of Trump? Can you imagine?

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2018 06:21 PM (3c1uO)

99 I'm surprised that there isn't more video of Donald doing his own McDonalds ordering. He's, obviously, not the kind of dumbass that goes through the drive-through, so where is the video of him trying to grab the pussy after 1AM in Manhattan?!

Posted by: goon at May 10, 2018 06:22 PM (PEcU2)

100 85 I don't think that there is any reason to believe that those public servants would collude to cause damage to a specific candidate. That's preposterous!

Posted by: goon at May 10, 2018 06:18 PM (PEcU2)

You mean they didn't conspire to defraud the U.S. as is the key indictment in the Russian spammer case?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 06:22 PM (Dp6qK)

101 Center for Immigration Studies Director of Policy Jessica Vaughan told Breitbart News Senior Editor-at-Large Rebecca Mansour that Nielsen's testimony this week in which she pleaded with foreign nationals not to enter the U.S. illegally and instead come to the ports of entry to seek asylum was "the classic mixed message" on immigration.

Who does she work for again?

Posted by: Under Fire at May 10, 2018 06:22 PM (r9UYA)

102 We should juts rename the barrel Stormy's vajayjay. It's bigger than the barrel anyway.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2018 06:22 PM (3c1uO)

103 Judge ye not, lest ye become extremely confused.

Posted by: James Homey at May 10, 2018 06:23 PM (Tyii7)

104 Voir Dire.


I know that from My Cousin Vinny.

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2018 06:23 PM (+lOpA)

105 Damn, those dudes are going to be slapped with Contempt of Congress if they're not careful.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 10, 2018 06:23 PM (VgKNm)

106 96 What a glorious week. The cherry on top would be if the tumor expired tomorrow, capping it all off bigly."

Cindy and her people will make sure that doesn't happen anytime before June 1.

If I was in a betting pool, I would bet on June 2nd as the official date.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 10, 2018 06:23 PM (k1TUh)

107 It's rats. All the way down.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 10, 2018 06:23 PM (N8dFb)

108 Oh, you mean like they did with LTG Flynn?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 10, 2018 06:20 PM (n9EOP)

Exactly not like that!

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 06:24 PM (Dp6qK)

109 I would love to see a bunch of Russian foreign nationals come in with their legal representation and kick Mueller and his autonomous fucking shit show all over the courtroom.

Comrade beeyotchski, you've been served!

Posted by: Fritz at May 10, 2018 06:24 PM (J7XgW)

110 If I am understanding things correctly, legally right now Mewller is akin to that third rate painter who finds himself in a corner with wet paint everywhere else.

He just might Nifong it because he has so much to lose if he folds over his weak hand of a pair of deuces.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 10, 2018 06:24 PM (RJHwk)

111 I know that from My Cousin Vinny."

My Cousin Vinny is hilarious, and it actually did a very good job of showing everyday courtroom procedure.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 10, 2018 06:24 PM (k1TUh)

112 I wonder if Speshul Coushul's can be held personally liable for malicious prosecution.

The Left insists they are entirely independent of the Federal government. So stands to reason he has no soverign immunity, right?

Would be delish to see him forced to hork up several million.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 10, 2018 06:24 PM (LNPd9)

113 -
--
Legal Eagle indeed.


Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2018 06:06 PM
------------

Look at a photo of Meuller, then look at one of that eagle from the muppets. Uncanny.

Posted by: irright at May 10, 2018 06:24 PM (RVcmP)

114 Mueller looks more like the Public Defender in My Cousin Vinny everyday.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 10, 2018 06:24 PM (QLvwG)

115 *Tunes Lute*

"Let He who has not colluded to establish a Special Extra Constitutional Counsul request the first Stones Tune."

Posted by: James Comey at May 10, 2018 06:24 PM (E9YRB)

116 98 Imagine if this had all happened to Obama instead of Trump? Can you imagine?
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2018 06:21 PM (3c1uO)


There would be parades. Shrines built. News people having multiple orgasms on TV. Obama would be crowned King of the World. But it's Trump...so...crickets mostly.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 10, 2018 06:24 PM (zwucm)

117 One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.

Posted by: James Homey at May 10, 2018 06:25 PM (Tyii7)

118 "Special counsel lawyer Jeannie Rhee told the judge that based on an April 11 filing by Concord Management's lawyers with the Treasury Department's Office of Foreign Assets Control (OFAC), prosecutors were under the impression that Dubelier and his cocounsel Katherine Seikaly, who are partners at the law firm Reed Smith, also represented Concord Catering. Concord Management and Concord Catering are subject to US sanctions; lawyers can represent sanctioned companies, but must report their involvement to OFAC.

Dubelier replied that there was a difference between representing clients and being authorized to appear for them in court. Dubelier said it was 'disturbing' to learn that Mueller's office had access to 'confidential' information concerning their OFAC filing. "

SC team looking like amateurs.

Posted by: Guam tipper at May 10, 2018 06:25 PM (/DvFd)

119 >>>>>We should juts rename the barrel Stormy's vajayjay. It's bigger than the barrel anyway.


Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2018 06:22 PM
.
.
.And it most likely smells worse than the barrel also.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 10, 2018 06:25 PM (+Dllb)

120 >>Look at a photo of Meuller, then look at one of that eagle from the muppets. Uncanny.


I know, right?

Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2018 06:25 PM (E9YRB)

121 102 We should juts rename the barrel Stormy's vajayjay. It's bigger than the barrel anyway.
Posted by: Minnfidel
______

Hey, remember me?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 10, 2018 06:25 PM (1Vkvd)

122 surprised that there isn't more video of Donald doing his own McDonalds ordering.

Posted by: goon at May 10, 2018 06:22 PM (PEcU2)

-

I bet there's tons of it. I also bet it wasn't unusual for him to tell the kid behind the counter to keep the change. So we'll never be allowed to see the videos.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 10, 2018 06:26 PM (VgKNm)

123 I would not be surprised to see Mueller drop all the charges against this defendant rather than surrender any of his evidence. Of course, if he does that all of the other indictments he's made will fall apart as well.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 10, 2018 06:21 PM

Yep, I think as Andrew McCarthy said, Mueller thought this was a lay up and show off. Hell. I hear lefties already tout the line that over a dozen people have been indicted! Mission accomplished, but he didn't count on this. I think he'll still try to stall. It's also interesting that he keeps putting off Flynn's sentencing too.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2018 06:26 PM (3c1uO)

124 Imagine if this had all happened to Obama instead of Trump? Can you imagine?

Yeah, like Steadman would have let that happen to the Lightworker.

I'd give a month's pay for the Attorney General to be 10% as partisan as that hack by 9AM tomorrow.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 10, 2018 06:26 PM (N8dFb)

125 To hot to cook....time for a big ass salad I think.

Posted by: Tami at May 10, 2018 06:26 PM (Enq6K)

126 Damn, those dudes are going to be slapped with Contempt of Congress if they're not careful.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 10, 2018 06:23 PM (VgKNm)


Meh!

Posted by: Eric "My People" Holder at May 10, 2018 06:26 PM (n9EOP)

127 Legal Eagle indeed.


Legal Eagles was a terrible movie. Which was pretty hard to do with Robert Redford, Darryl Hannah and Brian Denheny (sp).

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 10, 2018 06:26 PM (zwucm)

128 If Mewler dismisses the case against Concord (rather than give discovery), couldn't Concord sue Mewler (or the government) for malicious prosecution? That might be one judgment I, as a taxpayer, might be willing to pay to see Mewler mewl.

Posted by: jayhawkone at May 10, 2018 06:27 PM (ZD+J8)

129 We should juts rename the barrel Stormy's vajayjay. It's bigger than the barrel anyway.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2018 06:22 PM (3c1uO)
...........

It's a Doomsday Machine. A regular planet eater.

Posted by: James T. Kirk at May 10, 2018 06:27 PM (HgMAr)

130

And Justice For All

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2018 06:27 PM (/MtvT)

131 Marisa Tomei was smoking hot in that movie.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 10, 2018 06:27 PM (89T5c)

132 Imagine if this had all happened to Obama instead of Trump? Can you imagine?
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2018 06:21 PM (3c1uO)


There would be parades. Shrines built. News people having multiple orgasms on TV. Obama would be crowned King of the World. But it's Trump...so...crickets mostly.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 10, 2018 06:24 PM

Yep. It's beyond FUBAR. It's criminal and sick.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2018 06:28 PM (3c1uO)

133 Hey, remember me?
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 10, 2018 06:25 PM (1Vkvd)


No.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 10, 2018 06:28 PM (N8dFb)

134 Hey, remember me?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 10, 2018 06:25 PM (1Vkvd)

remember me, remember me, member me, me . . . .


Oh yes, now we remember.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 06:28 PM (Dp6qK)

135 For the delectablation of the Horde, Marisa and her biological clock

https://youtu.be/Dh0210A-VZo

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 10, 2018 06:29 PM (RJHwk)

136 Mmmm....ass salad.

Posted by: Shep at May 10, 2018 06:29 PM (8TdcF)

137 Fucktard Mueller and his merry band of conspirator attorneys are......as near being on trial as in a trial.

Andrew Weismann redux.

Mueller hired his own noose.

As Pastor Jeffries said recently onFBN, it's almost like God is watching over Trump.

Go figure,

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at May 10, 2018 06:29 PM (WPxnj)

138 Marisa Tomei is was smoking hot in that movie.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 10, 2018 06:29 PM (N8dFb)

139 125: shooting fish in a barrel.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 10, 2018 06:29 PM (89T5c)

140 125 To hot to cook....time for a big ass salad I think.

Posted by: Tami at May 10, 2018 06:26 PM (Enq6K)


What are you wearing?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 06:30 PM (Dp6qK)

141 Marisa Tomei was smoking hot in that movie.


She was. But she showed more "acting" in Before the Devil Knows You're Dead.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 10, 2018 06:30 PM (fuK7c)

142 And Justice For All
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 10, 2018 06:27 PM (/MtvT)


Al Pacino. Only saw the TV movie so things probably edited, but it was disturbing. Especially the people held in jail illegally. Don't rewatch when it is on.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 10, 2018 06:30 PM (zwucm)

143 Hey, remember me?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 10, 2018 06:25 PM (1Vkvd)

remember me, remember me, member me, me . . . .


Oh yes, now we remember.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 06:28

Pikers, pikers,,,pikers,,,ikers,,,ikers,,rrss

Posted by: Hope Solo at May 10, 2018 06:30 PM (3c1uO)

144 Lotta "firsts" everywhere you look in all of this.

They all resolve into this being the first serious coup attempt in our history.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 10, 2018 06:30 PM (6wfOp)

145 115

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails, just call me Lucifer
Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me, have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste

Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name, oh yeah
But what's confusin' you is just the nature of my game

Posted by: Mick J at May 10, 2018 06:30 PM (n9EOP)

146 So Mueller indicted those 13 Russians to basically pad his stats. He and the Left/MSM/Dems could say. "Oh, there's no collusion, then how come there are 13+ indictments?!?"


Shut this sh#tshow down.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2018 06:31 PM (W+vEI)

147 Shapiro should go back to licking Michelle Medved's vaj then they can both go buy The Blaze. 

Posted by: Under Fire at May 10, 2018 06:16 PM (r9UYA)

The second one is a decent idea. Though I would rather wait for the bankruptcy.

Posted by: trev006 at May 10, 2018 06:31 PM (dQb9S)

148 Marisa Tomei is was smoking hot in that movie.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 10, 2018 06:29 PM

The last time I saw her was on a couple episodes of "Rescue Me". She still looks pretty good. I'd hit it, but not in a Schniederman fashion.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2018 06:32 PM (3c1uO)

149

And it most likely smells worse than the barrel also.


*sniffs*

"Hmm. Somebody must've been shooting a lot of fish in this thing."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 10, 2018 06:32 PM (GdWl+)

150 You're indicted.

Let me see your stuff.

...
...
...

Never mind.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 10, 2018 06:32 PM (N8dFb)

151 Lotta "firsts" everywhere you look in all of this.

They all resolve into this being the first serious coup attempt in our history.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 10, 2018 06:30 PM (6wfOp)


Now there's the book that needs to be written. Historical novel that reads like fiction. Hope some author is taking notes.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 10, 2018 06:32 PM (zwucm)

152 146. In progress. SMR attorneys make ready go full Zhukov on this Fritz Mueller.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 10, 2018 06:32 PM (fA1SL)

153 Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails, just call me Lucifer
Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me, have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste

Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name, oh yeah
But what's confusin' you is just the nature of my game
Posted by: Mick J at May 10, 2018 06:30 PM (n9EOP)


So you start thinkin' then you start blinking
The bridesmaid looks and thinks that you're winking
She thinks your kinda cute so she winks back
And now your feelin' really fine cause the girl is stacked
Reception's jumpin' bass is pumpin'
You look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin'
Says she wants to dance to a different groove
Now you know what to do G bust a move

Posted by: Young MC at May 10, 2018 06:33 PM (y87Qq)

154 Wasn't Marisa Peter Parker's Aunt May in some recent movies?

So hot in a MILF way that Tony Stark had his tongue hanging out?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 10, 2018 06:33 PM (RJHwk)

155 Is the sweet sweet karma train finally chugging down the tracks?

Posted by: Max Power at May 10, 2018 06:33 PM (Hucnr)

156 Marisa Tomei is Aunt May in the new Spider-Man movies.

Yeah, I have ALL KINDS of inappropriate jokes...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 10, 2018 06:34 PM (N8dFb)

157 I want a headline update.

Update: Dweeb Losers Waste Everybody's Time With Some Bullshit For "Collusion" Homos

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 10, 2018 06:34 PM (fuK7c)

158 Sexiest biological clock evar.

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2018 06:34 PM (+lOpA)

159 Mueller. Mueller?

Posted by: Ben Stein at May 10, 2018 06:34 PM (gGZX1)

160 So Mueller indicted those 13 Russians to basically pad his stats. He and the Left/MSM/Dems could say. "Oh, there's no collusion, then how come there are 13+ indictments?!?"


Shut this sh#tshow down.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2018 06:31 PM

Of course it was to pad his stats. And I hear leftists tout it all the time. Over a dozen have already been indicted, yeaaarrgggh!!!! When you point out it was 13 Russians who Mueller and co admit no Americans knew about and that the others (except for Flynn and he didn't lie) were all for financial shit well before they were ever on team Trump. They change the subject.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2018 06:34 PM (3c1uO)

161 Is the sweet sweet karma train finally chugging down the tracks?

I'm telling you, if he gets an enforceable deal with the Norks, there will be actual spontaneous decapitations on CNN.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 10, 2018 06:35 PM (N8dFb)

162 161. Gonna look like a flashmob reenactment of Scanners, I hope.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 10, 2018 06:36 PM (fA1SL)

163 Will there be cannibalism on the CNN set just to make Shep have an orgasm on live TV?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 10, 2018 06:36 PM (RJHwk)

164 Shapiro should go back to licking Michelle Medved's vaj then they can both go buy The Blaze.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 10, 2018 06:16 PM (r9UYA)

Such obvious Controlled Opposition that it's simply painful.

Now they're trying to insert Shapiro into some edgy Intellectual Dark Web shit.

Youtube constantly recommends his videos in my feed. Youtube. Yeah.

MSM did some adoring write ups on him in the last few months as well.

They want you back on the Cuck plantation where you can be a beautiful loser as your country burns into ashes.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 10, 2018 06:36 PM (4ErVI)

165 Late to the party but TIME TO PLAY THE GAME, MUELLER!

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 10, 2018 06:37 PM (y7DUB)

166 "Why does a truthful man need to consult with anyone about what he'll say or not say under oath?"

Consultations are needed to achieve a Higher Truth. For the first time, it appears these ambulance chasing white collar assclowns are falling apart. Starting with Mueller's puppetmasters Soros and Obama, they all richly deserve to die strapped to a gurney. They'll probably just get fines and reduced pensions, if that, but still their end appears near and their undeserved reputations are in tatters.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 10, 2018 06:37 PM (HyaIX)

167 Your honor, I would like to collude with Kimberly Guilfoyle.

Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2018 06:37 PM (jHrzU)

168 I thought the Horde dream was colluding with Kate Upton?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 10, 2018 06:38 PM (RJHwk)

169 I'm telling you, if he gets an enforceable deal with the Norks, there will be actual spontaneous decapitations on CNN.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 10, 2018 06:35 PM (N8dFb)
Well, I'd tune in to watch that.

Posted by: IC at May 10, 2018 06:38 PM (a0IVu)

170 Your honor, I would like to collude with Kimberly Guilfoyle.

Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2018 06:37 PM

Overruled.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge CmonIwannalaya at May 10, 2018 06:38 PM (3c1uO)

171 168. Let a thousand ficuses bloom.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 10, 2018 06:38 PM (fA1SL)

172 "This cryptocurrency billionaire is trying to split California into three states"

Christopher Walken already did this in A View to a Kill.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 10, 2018 06:39 PM (N8dFb)

173 152 146. In progress. SMR attorneys make ready go full Zhukov on this Fritz Mueller.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 10, 2018 06:32 PM (fA1SL)

If this doesn't end with his head mounted in Putin's wall, I doubt their SMR credentials.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 10, 2018 06:39 PM (2JsRn)

174 Don't call my bluff!

Posted by: Robert Mueller, channeling President Skeet Shooter at May 10, 2018 06:40 PM (QLvwG)

175

I thought the Horde dream was colluding with Kate Upton?

I'm not picky, but I'd prefer Kate. Kim looks a bit, um, masculine to me.

I wouldn't turn her down, don't get me wrong...

I embrace the healing power of "and."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 10, 2018 06:40 PM (GdWl+)

176 173. Well, they're probably Western attorneys. But, there's always later, for true Slav methods.
(Had friends who went to the Motherland to try to do business. They returned, terrified. 'They enforce business contracts with hit-men,' as one explained. )

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 10, 2018 06:41 PM (fA1SL)

177 Collude, canoodle. What's the difference?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 10, 2018 06:41 PM (QLvwG)

178 >>Don't call my bluff!
Posted by: Robert Mueller



Heh.

...or how about Mueller is trying to be "just muscular enough to not be mocked."

Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2018 06:41 PM (W+vEI)

179 I thought the Horde dream was colluding with Kate Upton?

Carole Bouquet FTW

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 10, 2018 06:41 PM (N8dFb)

180 They indicted a ham sandwich, and the sandwich is fighting back? lol.

Let's see what you got, Mr. Muffler-Face.

I can't hardly wait for the claim that he can't do discovery due to national security.

If the indict don't fight, you mustn't cough up the docs.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 10, 2018 06:41 PM (0ogQG)

181 They're not whores.

An honest whore, who gives value for money received is a freakin' angel compared to crooked-through-and-through "law enforcement". Add in trying to overthrow the government, and whores oughta get a class action suit for defamation going.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 10, 2018 06:41 PM (6wfOp)

182 Kim looks a bit, um, masculine to me.

Your honor, counsel is apparently high.

I would like to introduce these two pieces of evidence as items DD and DD.

Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2018 06:41 PM (jHrzU)

183 thought the Horde dream was colluding with Kate Upton?

I'm not picky, but I'd prefer Kate. Kim looks a bit, um, masculine to me.

I wouldn't turn her down, don't get me wrong...

I embrace the healing power of "and."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 10, 2018 06:40 PM

Heather Nauert for myself thanks. Martha McCallum or Liz Claman would do in a pinch. OR even Tomi Lahren if you must.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2018 06:42 PM (3c1uO)

184 Discovery, like with a microscope?

Posted by: Bob Mueller at May 10, 2018 06:42 PM (HgMAr)

185 168. Let a thousand ficuses bloom.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 10, 2018 06:38 PM (fA1SL)

1. Populate the earth with millions of ficus-moron hybrids.
2. ?
3. Profit!

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 06:42 PM (Dp6qK)

186 at least the Dark Enlightenment had Moldbug. you could learn from his wordy bullshit.

the "intellectual dark web" has mush from wimps.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 10, 2018 06:42 PM (liYH/)

187 Carole Bouquet FTW
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 10, 2018 06:41 PM

I remember watching her variety show back in the 70's. I mean she's not really my cup of tea, but whatever floats your boat.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2018 06:43 PM (3c1uO)

188 176 173. Well, they're probably Western attorneys. But, there's always later, for true Slav methods.
(Had friends who went to the Motherland to try to do business. They returned, terrified. 'They enforce business contracts with hit-men,' as one explained. )
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 10, 2018 06:41 PM (fA1SL)

I figure out there that if you're not with the mob, then you've probably got permanently piss-stained pants.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 10, 2018 06:43 PM (2JsRn)

189 Judicial Watch deserves more than one Pulitzer.

Posted by: golfman at May 10, 2018 06:43 PM (If3tB)

190 Kimberly Guilfoyle vs. Maria Bartiromo.

Go.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 10, 2018 06:44 PM (fuK7c)

191 Hey now, Ben Shapiro at least moved to the "it is possible to like some of the things Trump has achieved while at the same time believing he is a horrible, terrible, no good person who has no business being President."

Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2018 06:44 PM (jHrzU)

192 Not a good week for Democrat men with horse faces.

Posted by: fly gal at May 10, 2018 06:44 PM (8TdcF)

193 Mr. Gropenslap

*giggles*

I just like the term.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 10, 2018 06:44 PM (zwucm)

194 Mueller may be crooked, but at least the media plays it straight.

Posted by: Born Last Minute at May 10, 2018 06:44 PM (XcgmW)

195 Let a thousand ficuses bloom.

I will NOT be having the salad.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 10, 2018 06:44 PM (N8dFb)

196

Heather Nauert for myself thanks. Martha McCallum or Liz Claman would do in a pinch. OR even Tomi Lahren if you must.


Trish Reagan FTW!

Uh oh...brb...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 10, 2018 06:44 PM (GdWl+)

197 Well, they're probably Western attorneys. But, there's always later, for true Slav methods.

(Had friends who went to the Motherland to try to do business. They
returned, terrified. 'They enforce business contracts with hit-men,'
as one explained. )

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 10, 2018 06:41 PM (fA1SL)

Moose! Rocco! Help Judge Smails find his wallet.

Posted by: Al Czervik at May 10, 2018 06:44 PM (QLvwG)

198 Judicial Watch deserves more than one Pulitzer.
Posted by: golfman at May 10, 2018 06:43 PM

Someone mentioned upthread I believe. But I am going to be donating to them. I can already add what I was going to give to the "Soy Scouts". JW is doing yeoman's work.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2018 06:44 PM (3c1uO)

199 Mueller was Rosenstein's first boss after law school at DOJ. Comey was similarly. I think Mueller imprints weirdo new employees like they were like they were baby ducks. He picked the odd goofy ones to be his little odd ball buddies.

Posted by: Lester at May 10, 2018 06:45 PM (LfJIn)

200 190 Kimberly Guilfoyle vs. Maria Bartiromo.

Go.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 10, 2018 06:44 PM (fuK7c)

Abort. Bunk.

Posted by: Space X at May 10, 2018 06:45 PM (Dp6qK)

201 Kimberly Guilfoyle vs. Maria Bartiromo.

Go.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 10, 2018 06:44 PM (fuK7c)


Yes?

Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2018 06:45 PM (jHrzU)

202 Kim is trying desperately to hold back turning 50. That dams about to break

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 10, 2018 06:45 PM (PFR4r)

203 I will NOT be having the salad.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 10, 2018 06:44 PM

Tyr the soup then.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2018 06:45 PM (3c1uO)

204
Kimberly Guilfoyle vs. Maria Bartiromo.
Go.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 10, 2018 06:44 PM (fuK7c)


Maria

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 10, 2018 06:46 PM (10vO4)

205 We can haz witch fred?
Marina Abramovic, of Podesta 'spirit cooking' and ritualistic pseudo-cannibal parties for A-list celebs, aged 70, at the Met last year.
https://goo.gl/images/aNSmRQ

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 10, 2018 06:46 PM (fA1SL)

206 It's clear Mueller is working on a "shock and awe" theory of justice and prosecution.

Throw out half baked charges and rely on the unlimited spending ability to scare your target to capitulate.

Posted by: MAGA at May 10, 2018 06:46 PM (LnOh3)

207 Hey, how's that whole "We were wimpass wimps on Syria, but we put pressure on Trump...and Bolton...and Pompeo to keep the Iran deal" going there, John?

Also, if you happen to be a member of the Quds Force, life comes at you fast, huh?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 10, 2018 06:47 PM (N8dFb)

208 Kim is trying desperately to hold back turning 50. That dams about to break
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 10, 2018 06:45 PM

I didn't realize that Martha McCallum is like 54. Damn! She's a smoke show. I don't care if she's 54. She look good!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2018 06:47 PM (3c1uO)

209 191 Hey now, Ben Shapiro at least moved to the "it is possible to like some of the things Trump has achieved while at the same time believing he is a horrible, terrible, no good person who has no business being President."

Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2018 06:44 PM (jHrzU)


Little Ben went from Trump is the perfect GOP candidate to the debil in four short years. Intellectually dishonest, or stupid? I have no respect for him.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 06:47 PM (Dp6qK)

210 Kimberly Guilfoyle vs. Maria Bartiromo.



Go.



Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 10, 2018 06:44 PM (fuK7c)

I'm out! I am no longer Master of My Domain.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 10, 2018 06:47 PM (QLvwG)

211 "194 Mueller may be crooked, but at least the media plays it straight."

The New York Times--straight down the middle.

Posted by: Dan Rather at May 10, 2018 06:48 PM (HyaIX)

212 199 Mueller was Rosenstein's first boss after law school at DOJ. Comey was similarly. I think Mueller imprints weirdo new employees like they were like they were baby ducks. He picked the odd goofy ones to be his little odd ball buddies.
Posted by: Lester at May 10, 2018 06:45 PM (LfJIn)

And Comey was in charge of the Clinton's Whitewater investigation....

The one where everyone else except the Clinton's got charged...

Posted by: Don Q. at May 10, 2018 06:49 PM (NgKpN)

213 Guilfoyle vs. Bartiromo ... oops, I just came in my bladder.

Posted by: Fred FloMax at May 10, 2018 06:49 PM (XcgmW)

214 I watched Chitty Chitty Bang Bang when it was on recently bcz of Ian Fleming.

There's a song Hushabye Mountain, that morphed into "Sugar Tits Mountain" somehow.

You all either get the blame or credit for that.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 10, 2018 06:49 PM (zwucm)

215 Which billionaire patron does Benny work for now? I forget.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 10, 2018 06:49 PM (4ErVI)

216 199 Mueller was Rosenstein's first boss after law school at DOJ. Comey was similarly. I think Mueller imprints weirdo new employees like they were like they were baby ducks. He picked the odd goofy ones to be his little odd ball buddies.
Posted by: Lester at May 10, 2018 06:45 PM (LfJIn)

Might have to look to see if Rosenstein and Comey have a brand on them.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 10, 2018 06:50 PM (2DOZq)

217 215 Which billionaire patron does Benny work for now? I forget.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 10, 2018 06:49 PM (4ErVI)

Daily Wire, which I thought was a Peter Singer outfit.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 06:51 PM (Dp6qK)

218 Little Ben knows he's wrong bout PDT but won't admit it now ...he is all in. I would bet he even wants to turn ...but pride and all.

Posted by: E.T. at May 10, 2018 06:51 PM (nzKWW)

219 The New York Times--straight down the middle.
Posted by: Dan Rather at May 10, 2018 06:48 PM (HyaIX)


Fake, but fabulist wishcasting.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 10, 2018 06:51 PM (y87Qq)

220 216. Or cut marks on their fingers.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 10, 2018 06:51 PM (fA1SL)

221 Might have to look to see if Rosenstein and Comey have a brand on them.

I am very tired of the same 30 names being in every story about this ridiculous episode.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 10, 2018 06:51 PM (N8dFb)

222 Meh.
I'm happy to keep on colluding with Mrs. Eez, thankyouverymuch.
Used Hollyweird girls are firmly in the zero class for me.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 10, 2018 06:52 PM (6wfOp)

223
Kimberly Guilfoyle vs. Maria Bartiromo.
Go.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 10, 2018 06:44 PM



I "heard" that comment in a Mark Levin voice.

And: Maria.

Posted by: Hands at May 10, 2018 06:52 PM (EzdLW)

224 I am very tired of the same 30 names being in every story about this ridiculous episode.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 10, 2018 06:51 PM (N8dFb)
Its like this really bad telenova..

Posted by: IC at May 10, 2018 06:52 PM (a0IVu)

225 I think Mueller imprints weirdo new employees like they were like they were baby ducks. He picked the odd goofy ones to be his little odd ball buddies.
Posted by: Lester at May 10, 2018 06:45 PM (LfJIn)


Mueller had some weird management practices, up or out, to cull the non-believers!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 10, 2018 06:52 PM (n9EOP)

226 189 Judicial Watch deserves more than one Pulitzer.
Posted by: golfman at May 10, 2018 06:43 PM (If3tB)


Way more than NYT or WaPo did this year. I can't even take the prize seriously now. They turned it into a joke. I feel like they just drew a name outta a hat based on 20th century reporting records.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 10, 2018 06:52 PM (zwucm)

227 My bad. Daily Wire is Wilks Brothers.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 06:53 PM (Dp6qK)

228 Mueller was Rosenstein's first boss after law school at DOJ. Comey was similarly. I think Mueller imprints weirdo new employees like they were like they were baby ducks. He picked the odd goofy ones to be his little odd ball buddies.


Hmm, boyhood buddies investigating boyhood buddies, eh?


I wonder how that will turn out...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 10, 2018 06:54 PM (GdWl+)

229 I am very tired of the same 30 names being in every story about this ridiculous episode.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 10, 2018 06:51 PM (N8dFb)



Is it even that many?

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2018 06:54 PM (+lOpA)

230 Way more than NYT or WaPo did this year. I can't even take the prize seriously now. They turned it into a joke. I feel like they just drew a name outta a hat based on 20th century reporting records.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 10, 2018 06:52 PM (zwucm)


Whachu talkin' 'bout Willis?

Posted by: Zombie Walter Duranty at May 10, 2018 06:55 PM (n9EOP)

231 Hmm, boyhood buddies investigating boyhood buddies, eh?


I wonder how that will turn out...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 10, 2018 06:54 PM

Like NBC's investigation. Hey, we investigated ourselves and feel ourselves are clean, move along now.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2018 06:55 PM (3c1uO)

232 "Your laws frighten and confuse me, after all, I am but a Caveman Lawyer, now pour me another drink!"

Posted by: Caveman Lawyer at May 10, 2018 06:55 PM (F8cRI)

233 Shut up Ace! Comey and Mueller met to talk about grandkids and travel. It was just innocuous banter.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 10, 2018 06:56 PM (3c1uO)

234 If anything, Mueller, Rosenstein and Comey's ability to step on their own dicks is awesome.

Posted by: BluesFish at May 10, 2018 06:56 PM (oY3AD)

235 So the whole thing is bullshit.
Cue Captain Renault and Inspector Krogh.

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2018 06:56 PM (HgMAr)

236 Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 10, 2018 06:54 PM (GdWl+)

Good thing they're all men of honor and integrity, the kind of stand-up straight-shooters that built this country!

Posted by: Zombie Walter Duranty at May 10, 2018 06:56 PM (n9EOP)

237 sniff sniff I love the smell of conspiracy in the evening

Posted by: Rudy Giuliani at May 10, 2018 06:57 PM (ICWiF)

238 http://bit.ly/2rzcLq3
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AG Sessions Buys Time From Contempt of Congress | Sara A. Carter

Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 10, 2018 06:57 PM (y3aQB)

239 As much of a nickelfucking chickenfucker as he is, I doubt that Comey's NXIVM.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 10, 2018 06:58 PM (2JsRn)

240 239. Yeah, but, given all the insanely improbable things we've seen to-date, who knows?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 10, 2018 06:59 PM (fA1SL)

241
If anything, Mueller, Rosenstein and Comey's ability to step on their own dicks is awesome.

They're not used to having their authority challenged

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 10, 2018 06:59 PM (10vO4)

242 As much of a nickelfucking chickenfucker as he is, I doubt that Comey's NXIVM.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 10, 2018 06:58 PM (2JsRn)


Seems more of a Comet Pizza guy.

Posted by: blaster at May 10, 2018 07:00 PM (jHrzU)

243 My bad. Daily Wire is Wilks Brothers.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 10, 2018 06:53 PM (Dp6qK)


Daily Wire is something Mueller should wake up on a cold foam mat every morning dreading. Comey too. Eh, I'll just leave the pen by the list. There are a lot of blank lines on the paper, and we have lots of Wire.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 10, 2018 07:01 PM (y87Qq)

244 "239 As much of a nickelfucking chickenfucker as he is, I doubt that Comey's NXIVM.
Posted by: Hikaru"


Yeah, it's probably something far worse, and much more extensive.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 10, 2018 07:01 PM (6wfOp)

245 AG Sessions Buys Time From Contempt of Congress | Sara A. Carter
Posted by: Schneidermans Maid at May 10, 2018 06:57 PM (y3aQB)


Sure sounds like Jeffy Boy Sessionzzz is in on the fix!

Amazing what a few compromising videos and wiretaps can do!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 10, 2018 07:01 PM (n9EOP)

246 Nood poll.

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2018 07:01 PM (+lOpA)

247 "You will respect my AHTHORITIE!!!!

Posted by: Eric Cartman at May 10, 2018 07:02 PM (F8cRI)

248 242. Yep. The way all these people keep turning up, like the chorus to some interminable folk-song, really makes you think.
How long until we have evidence of FBI involvement in human trafficking?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 10, 2018 07:03 PM (fA1SL)

249 How long until we have evidence of FBI involvement in human trafficking?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 10, 2018 07:03 PM (fA1SL)


Once, I would have thought that a laughable comment...

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 10, 2018 07:05 PM (n9EOP)

250 249. I know, right?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 10, 2018 07:08 PM (fA1SL)

251 So, I'm sitting here for months trying to think: how do we solve the problem? Then it hit me... for every question, there is a SMR answer!

Pence needs to get raging drunk, and ride on a tank down to the DoJ, point the cannon at the building, and demand the State hardliners stand down and accept Trump's program of reform.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 10, 2018 07:10 PM (hca1t)

252 Pence speaking now at rally in Indiana....

Posted by: Tami at May 10, 2018 07:10 PM (Enq6K)

253 🎼 ♪ ♪ ♫

mi-mi-mi

"I'm a survivor
I'm not gon' give up
I'm not gon' stop
I'm gon' work harder
I'm a survivor
I'm gonna make it
I will survive
Keep on survivin'"

♪ ♪

Posted by: James Comey at May 10, 2018 07:11 PM (bUjCl)

254 Link to rally feed:

http://tinyurl.com/ycxyshds

Posted by: Tami at May 10, 2018 07:12 PM (Enq6K)

255 1978 video of Roy Moore, Jeff Sessions, and John Roberts with a 14 year old girl.

Posted by: Rosetta Stone, Esq. at May 10, 2018 07:12 PM (XcgmW)

256 How is it that none of these straight shooter can shoot straight?

Posted by: George LeS at May 10, 2018 07:14 PM (/ki+X)

257 I don't know about you but this comey/mueller thing feels borderline inappropriate.

If we had an AG, he'd fire Mueller.

Oh, I know, the lefts' army of disarmed cuck stars will take to the streets but....wait for it...

fuck 'em.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 10, 2018 07:20 PM (sB8d1)

258 256 How is it that none of these straight shooter can shoot straight?
Posted by: George LeS at May 10, 2018 07:14 PM (/ki+X)
------
I can help with that.

Posted by: Weasel at May 10, 2018 07:22 PM (MVjcR)

259 Nood

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 10, 2018 07:30 PM (5Yee7)

260 I comment only to offer this: Robert Mueller the Tird.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at May 10, 2018 07:30 PM (uCrjJ)

261 (249) There has to be another twist. Pedo's are popular villains. Satanic Rotarian Boy Scout Rosicrucian Skull and Bones Pedo's? All led by Dennis Weaver.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 10, 2018 07:33 PM (RuIsu)

262 President Trump's supposed collusion with the Russians will undoubtedly go down as one of the most enlightening episodes in American history.

The time when a nation woke up to find that the average garage burglar that steals your weed eater to pawn for meth, the dope dealer that sells college kids a few Xanax, the street hooker that sucks a c*ck for $20, the welfare queen that sells EBT benefits for half price cash to buy a pack of Newports, and every other everyday small-time American scammer have infinitely more class, character and morality than the entire FBI and DOJ official combined.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 10, 2018 07:35 PM (q6rbF)

263 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 10, 2018 07:35 PM (q6rbF)

Sheer poetry.

Needs to be reposted!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 10, 2018 07:40 PM (n9EOP)

264
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name

Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, mm yeah
(Woo woo, woo woo)

Posted by: Grump928(C) Retribution is my Sarah Palin's uterus at May 10, 2018 07:59 PM (yQpMk)

265 Just tried to load main page and some syntax error thing.

Posted by: teej at May 10, 2018 08:26 PM (Ixqnq)

266 Not just teej on the synxtax error.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 10, 2018 08:33 PM (eASYU)

267 hey! the front page is broked!!

g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 10, 2018 08:34 PM (KCxzN)

268 OK, got some onion plants planted. And the first La Roma tomato plant in the ground. Yay!

Is this the gardening thread?

Posted by: Farmer at May 14, 2018 09:56 PM (yJ1e6)

269 Breaking news, my bride Jules found the mole!

SCOTT MASON! Some underling, he was the mole, you heard it hear first! J is good.

Posted by: Farmer at May 14, 2018 09:59 PM (yJ1e6)

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