Gainz? "Fat Studies" "Scholar" Proposes New "Athletic" Exhibit to Rebut the Fat-Shaming Norms of Bodybuilding: "Fatbuilding," Which Is Just Like Bodybuilding, Except Instead of Showing off the Muscle You've Built, You Show Off the Fat You've "Built"

This is a published scholarly article.

Taxpayer-funded libraries pay large sums of taxpayer monies for the privilege of keeping journals like this in a smelly sub-basement that no one ever goes to.





I'll skip one tweet here and just tell you what the excerpt said: It noted that there had previously been parody fat "bodybuilding" exhibitions like one called the "Fattylimpics."

He mentions that, because he's about to say that his "fatbuilding" contest would expressly not be parodic intent, but a true competition to see how fat you can make yourself:





By the way, this is also from @RealPeerReview (the greatest account on Twitter):



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:27 PM




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1 First.

Posted by: LASue at April 16, 2018 05:20 PM (Z48ZB)

2 wow!

Posted by: LASue at April 16, 2018 05:20 PM (Z48ZB)

3 And I read the comic.

Posted by: LASue at April 16, 2018 05:20 PM (Z48ZB)

4

EM OBOGONATE FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 16, 2018 05:20 PM (mPeei)

5 *facepalm*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 16, 2018 05:22 PM (Mbmmf)

6 TBF, fat body building probably isn't that much more unhealthy than competitive body building of the usual sort (ie not strength training per se). If a bunch of narcissusts want to go at it, I have a hard time giving a shit.

But what's funny to me is that an academic thinks ANYONE should give a shit.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 16, 2018 05:23 PM (CPk08)

7 Fathletics. Fattylympics.

This has to be a joke.

Posted by: LASue at April 16, 2018 05:23 PM (Z48ZB)

8 I dead lifted 550 lbs. last weekend.

Posted by: Brian Williams at April 16, 2018 05:23 PM (14qvS)

9 So is Jennie Craig Hitler?

Posted by: rammajamma at April 16, 2018 05:23 PM (oAlzZ)

10 I'll allow it.

Posted by: Kimba Wood at April 16, 2018 05:24 PM (rBnYq)

11 I can't wait for the "Here's my big fat ass" pose off.

Posted by: LASue at April 16, 2018 05:24 PM (Z48ZB)

12 I'm buff!

Posted by: Eric Cartman at April 16, 2018 05:25 PM (JHwDP)

13 Sokal. Hoax.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 16, 2018 05:25 PM (LNPd9)

14 Fat is the new thin!

Posted by: stupid leftist "counter-intuitive" slogan because reality reality chafes our butt at April 16, 2018 05:26 PM (42M22)

15 This sort of makes me rethink Sumo as a sort of ahead-of-it's-time fat guys WWF

Posted by: Huck Follywood, not yet a Cohen client at April 16, 2018 05:26 PM (rBnYq)

16 OK, seriously, who thinks the food at the Fat Studies Department Non-Denominational Winter Gathering would be freaking awesome?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at April 16, 2018 05:27 PM (tMFgx)

17 Yeah, and I'm Mr. Universe.

No, really.

Posted by: Michael Moore at April 16, 2018 05:27 PM (nILVB)

18 8 I dead lifted 550 lbs. last weekend.
Posted by: Brian Williams at April 16, 2018 05:23 PM (14qvS)

Yeah, that was my nut sack

Posted by: Brian's boytoy at April 16, 2018 05:27 PM (Ymy4N)

19 Just an aside, but brown rice has a tiny bit more fiber but has as high a glycemic index as white rice.There is zero point in eating it, in fact, it's counter productive. Double that "tilapia" add butter or, better yet, add bacon.

Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2018 05:27 PM (CAKgV)

20 12 I'm buff!
Posted by: Eric Cartman at April 16, 2018 05:25 PM (JHwDP)

Piker!

Posted by: Jabba the Hut at April 16, 2018 05:28 PM (F65bY)

21 11 I can't wait for the "Here's my big fat ass" pose off.

Posted by: LASue at April 16, 2018 05:24 PM (Z48ZB)

You've never seen the Kardashian tv show?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at April 16, 2018 05:28 PM (tMFgx)

22 Remember shame? Oh for those golden days when we could look at a member of the village and go, "You know you and your ideas really too fucking stupid to be part of our village and we are worried that your stupidity will infect the children, so get the fuck out."

Posted by: Drew in MO at April 16, 2018 05:28 PM (cGlgB)

23 John Ekdahl was right.

Posted by: The Mass Media can EABOD at April 16, 2018 05:28 PM (C1NyB)

24 Any thought to the Obese Olympics? Lets fat-shame NBC into agreeing to broadcast the OO, in hopes they lose hundreds of millions.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, not yet a Cohen client at April 16, 2018 05:28 PM (rBnYq)

25 Will there be a "Most cheesy thighs" event?

How about crowning a queen and king of the Gunt?

Posted by: LASue at April 16, 2018 05:28 PM (Z48ZB)

26 Someone spare me the time:

Is this a parody, or not?

Was Ace fooled by the parody, or is Ace jokingly promulgating the parody for fun?

Too tired to check.

Posted by: zombie at April 16, 2018 05:29 PM (42M22)

27 21 11 I can't wait for the "Here's my big fat ass" pose off.



I'll have admit, not a fan of the big ass. Not that it hasn't happen, just not a fan

Posted by: Brian's boytoy at April 16, 2018 05:29 PM (Ymy4N)

28 13 Sokal. Hoax.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 16, 2018 05:25 PM (LNPd9)


You are probably right.

http://www.legendaryfitness.com/Richard.htm

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 16, 2018 05:29 PM (CPk08)

29 EM BIGGENATE FOADY-FI!!!

Posted by: Mad Maxine's wighat at April 16, 2018 05:30 PM (8TdcF)

30

Tilapia is Spanish for "shit eating fish"

Posted by: Bottom feeder at April 16, 2018 05:30 PM (Yc8Cz)

31 Richard Baldwin's stupid ass needs to stop "advocating" legit bodybuilding competitions include his thing.

If you, Richard Baldwin, want a competition in which people show off their fat gaining skills and physique, you do the work. Get sponsors, make rules, rent space, develop a program.

I'm sick of these mental holes trying to take over somebody else's developed product. If you want a thing, get out there and build it with your own time, your own money and voluntary donations from people who are on board with your program.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2018 05:31 PM (iv0p7)

32 Yeah, I got nothing.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at April 16, 2018 05:32 PM (2lndx)

33 I'm sticking to my routine of extreme fat building for one day of every year.

Posted by: Santa Claus at April 16, 2018 05:32 PM (F65bY)

34 How about crowning a queen and king of the Gunt?
Posted by: LASue at April 16, 2018 05:28 PM (Z48ZB)


High five

Posted by: Brian's boytoy at April 16, 2018 05:32 PM (Ymy4N)

35 Is the Empress here? Anyone else not like snakes? It turns out they like orgies.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7cgfgv2

Posted by: Huck Follywood, not yet a Cohen client at April 16, 2018 05:32 PM (rBnYq)

36
Pair up a fatbuilder with GP's "fat girls on top" oleagenous glob for the purest definition of "bumping uglies".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 16, 2018 05:32 PM (YxHpp)

37 Every once in a while you'll see someone enter a bodybuilding show who is so incredibly delusional they don't realize that they aren't in shape and have no business being there. There is something downright creepy about it.

Posted by: Max Power at April 16, 2018 05:32 PM (q177U)

38 th!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 16, 2018 05:33 PM (YxHpp)

39 So...now "body privilege" is a thing?

Harrison Bergeron's ballerina girlfriend, call your office!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2018 05:33 PM (W+vEI)

40 Morbidly obese people should examine their family history for a record of heart problems. If their family has had a record of heart disease then they need to do what ever it takes to get their weight down. I have come to the conclusion that most diseases like heart disease, cancer, and many others are really genetic in nature. So if you have a family history then you do NOT want to add other complications like morbid obesity, smoking, etc.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 16, 2018 05:33 PM (mpXpK)

41 And people wonder why health care costs are rising so fast.


After the crooked Judge in the Cohen case, and now this, can anyone point me to a sliver of sanity?


Where are the valiant words of Dean Wormer?

"Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

Obviously ignored by both this "scholar" and the SDNY Judge.

And it is only Monday.

Sweet Heyzooz.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 16, 2018 05:33 PM (UsCnO)

42 I looked this guy up, and am surprised to note he looks surprisingly fit.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y84mcn4q

His brain is still defective though.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2018 05:34 PM (iv0p7)

43 24 Any thought to the Obese Olympics? Lets fat-shame NBC into agreeing to broadcast the OO, in hopes they lose hundreds of millions.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, not yet a Cohen client at April 16, 2018 05:28 PM (rBnYq)

"We'd like to welcome back our viewers to hour three of the Obese 1500 Meter race. Things are heating up as we just had a lead change when the waddler from the US stopped for donuts just after the second lap. He was passed by the Canadian waddler who briefly took first place, but now seems to be stuck to the track in a puddle of maple syrup."

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at April 16, 2018 05:34 PM (tMFgx)

44
FATTIE-FAPPIN' FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 16, 2018 05:34 PM (YxHpp)

45 We have become completley unmoored from any ethic or standard.

I don't see a way back to sanity without a reign of terror.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 16, 2018 05:34 PM (UfMVm)

46 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 16, 2018 05:33 PM (mpXpK)

yup!

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 16, 2018 05:35 PM (hMwEB)

47 Seriously, I am going to die from the escalating levels of stupid. My brain is gonna fry out.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 05:35 PM (7E3mr)

48 Everything that is deviant shall be normalized.

Everything that is normal shall be normalized.

Those who do not embrace this shall be shunned.

#Winning!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2018 05:35 PM (W+vEI)

49 Fat flabby fucks.

Posted by: Marcus T, Evil Wall Street Rooster at April 16, 2018 05:35 PM (MCEwl)

50 Still dominating the competition!

Posted by: Ahnold the Flabby at April 16, 2018 05:35 PM (nILVB)

51 Ok be fat. Be big and beautiful. Just do not cost me any money. Die before you get Medicare or Medicaid.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2018 05:35 PM (BtQd4)

52 TriglypuffOlympics

Posted by: MeMyselfandI at April 16, 2018 05:36 PM (J9wxX)

53
Live from Mechelen, Belgium, it's the Mr. Bibb Fatbuilding Competition with your host, Amy Schumer!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 16, 2018 05:36 PM (YxHpp)

54 Trigglypuff?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 16, 2018 05:36 PM (e9G8E)

55 There is nothing more appealing on a person then fat rolls with crumbs in it

Posted by: Marcus T, Evil Wall Street Rooster at April 16, 2018 05:36 PM (MCEwl)

56 I liked the cartoon. Otherwise I'm bored with "Fat scholars" "Fat studies," pictures of fat people, discussions of which ways people would rather die or kill fat people rather than having sex with them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2018 05:36 PM (tpDAe)

57
Bro, you really need to stop reading about diets and shit.

In fact, you've done enough reading for Everything.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 16, 2018 05:37 PM (1VFvU)

58 It's just one waffer thin mint.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 16, 2018 05:37 PM (fA1SL)

59 39 So...now "body privilege" is a thing?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2018 05:33 PM (W+vEI)

Some of us don't have bodies you stupid ghostphobe!

Posted by: SJW Ghost at April 16, 2018 05:37 PM (F65bY)

60 South Park. Third episode. First season. Beefcake.

Posted by: Another Anon at April 16, 2018 05:37 PM (3T+T0)

61
#15

Sumo Wrestling.
Nothing new under the sun.
Just when you think you have created a new way of thinking, you learn it has already been done.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse the unwoke at April 16, 2018 05:37 PM (roQNm)

62
"Nobody ever lost fat by reading."
-Shih tzu

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 16, 2018 05:37 PM (1VFvU)

63 Fat bodybuilding doesn't bode well for kids who are being diagnosed with diabetes and other related diseases at an alarming rate due to a diet of soda and processed food. Of course, spending hours on video games, twatter, and FB doesn't help.

Posted by: Cheri at April 16, 2018 05:37 PM (oiNtH)

64 I've been watching a lot of youtube videos of bodybuilders talking about their diet and doing meal prep. Some of them don't eat what we might consider "bodybuilding food." For instance Ronnie Colemen was putting powdered popcorn topping all over his rice.

Posted by: Max Power at April 16, 2018 05:37 PM (q177U)

65 I'm Trigglypuffs grandma!

Posted by: Miss Frothingslosh at April 16, 2018 05:38 PM (JHwDP)

66 @52

Great minds...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 16, 2018 05:38 PM (e9G8E)

67

btw, good news: I recovered that lost thing I mentioned earlier.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 16, 2018 05:38 PM (1VFvU)

68 7 Fathletics. Fattylympics.

This has to be a joke.
Posted by: LASue at April 16, 2018 05:23 PM (Z48ZB)

You'll find a lawsuit summons on your door in the morning.

We will see how much you laugh then, sister!


BTW, how well do you know Sean Hannity? I'll be looking into that, too.



Posted by: Scum sucking bottom feeding lawyer, formerly of the SDNY, now out on my own at April 16, 2018 05:38 PM (UsCnO)

69 In the case of ties, they can do a HFCS drink-off.

Sort of a concentrated Pepsi challenge.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 16, 2018 05:38 PM (0ogQG)

70
They already hold these "lardass Olympics" every day at Wal-Mart, don't they? I see lots and lots of winners.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 16, 2018 05:38 PM (GdWl+)

71 Fat ass building?Now THAT is some GAINZZ I can get behind...

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2018 05:38 PM (LiyEm)

72 Tilapia is one of the worst things you can eat. It is a garbage fish.

Posted by: Archer at April 16, 2018 05:39 PM (gbWkA)

73 Every once in a while you'll see someone enter a bodybuilding show who is so incredibly delusional they don't realize that they aren't in shape and have no business being there. There is something downright creepy about it.

The first half of each American Idol season is built on this phenomenon.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2018 05:39 PM (iv0p7)

74
My 'thin-normative ideals' get my c███k sucked so often it has racing stripes.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 16, 2018 05:39 PM (LOgQ4)

75
No one's shaming BARTOLO COLON .

F*** fattybuilding.

Posted by: Hands at April 16, 2018 05:39 PM (EzdLW)

76 Attention, we have reached Baron Vladimir Harkonnen levels of decadence.

Posted by: Drew in MO at April 16, 2018 05:39 PM (cGlgB)

77 Sometimes I think a zombie outbreak is not only positive, but necessary.

That or Purge night.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 16, 2018 05:39 PM (xJa6I)

78 Pretty soon, you will be shamed for trying to lose weight or get thin bcz it will be offensive to fat people and make them feel bad.

I'm only have joking. I've experienced it and seen it happen to others. "Oh, you are eating so healthy, it makes me feel bad." "I can't stand people like you who are in good shape."

And they are indeed shaming you. I remember Oprah (stop it) and other people with weight problems, talking about their fat friends trying to pull them back, and getting mean about weight loss and trying to sabotage them. It is very common.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 05:39 PM (7E3mr)

79 Tilapia is one of the worst things you can eat. It is a garbage fish.


Never eat it.


Oh, and I ate gas station food today!



Posted by: Archer at April 16, 2018 05:40 PM (gbWkA)

80 And actually the standards for actual body builders has slid to the point where we have body builders with bubble guts competing onstage.

The days of the truly aesthetic body builder is over and we have nothing but mass monsters on stage.


Posted by: Kreplach at April 16, 2018 05:40 PM (UfMVm)

81
Tilapia is one of the worst things you can eat. It is a garbage fish.
Posted by: Archer at April 16, 2018 05:39 PM



GARBAGE fish, you say? mmmmm

Posted by: Oscar the Grouch at April 16, 2018 05:41 PM (EzdLW)

82 btw, good news: I recovered that lost thing I mentioned earlier.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter


Any time, buddy!

Posted by: Catfish gunsmith under Arsenal Lake at April 16, 2018 05:41 PM (AM1GF)

83 Gainz? "Fat Studies" "Scholar" Proposes New "Athletic" Exhibit to Rebut Fat-Shaming Norms of Bodybuilding: "Fatbuilding", Which Is Just Like Bodybuilding, Except Instead of Showing Off the Muscle You've Built, You Show Off the Fat You've"'Built".-- Ace

That may be the record for sneer quotes in a headline for this blog

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at April 16, 2018 05:41 PM (zlb45)

84 I'd like to nominate Kate Upton's blubbery tits and Yanet Garcia's bulbous arse...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 16, 2018 05:41 PM (e9G8E)

85 Everything that is deviant shall be normalized.

Everything that is normal shall be normalized.

Those who do not embrace this shall be shunned.

#Winning!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2018 05:35 PM (W+vEI)

Everything that is normal shall be demonized.

FIFY

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 05:41 PM (7E3mr)

86 Precisely, who is this scholar?

Posted by: golfman at April 16, 2018 05:42 PM (48QDY)

87 Fascinating. This gives me a kind of analogy for zombie's theory. She's said that the marxist attempt to reshape humanity along ideological lines is basically a failure. They've infiltrated every institution, yelled at their most strident pitch, used every means of propaganda, and they still failed.

This kind of gives me hope she's right. No one could ever believe this shite. It's obvious that obesity *cannot* ever be as attractive as a healthy weight, no matter how hard we're indoctrinated. It's obvious that in the context of athleticism, such as bodybuilding (or gymnastics, or track) that morbid obesity measurably hinders the ability to perform.

This is based in fact and has nothing to do with "exclusion" or "idealization" in an arbitrary way that can just be changed by social engineers and indoctrinators, if only they are allowed to force people to watch fatbuilding competitions for several generations.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 16, 2018 05:42 PM (/qEW2)

88 Sometimes I think a zombie outbreak is not only positive, but necessary.

That or Purge night.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


This IS the zombie outbreak.

Posted by: Catfish gunsmith under Arsenal Lake at April 16, 2018 05:42 PM (AM1GF)

89 Sumo Wrestling.


Posted by: Skandia Recluse the unwoke at April 16, 2018 05:37 PM (roQNm)

Ah, beat me to it. Fat is considered athletic over there.

Posted by: Bill Bradski at April 16, 2018 05:42 PM (Hd1yh)

90 btw, good news: I recovered that lost thing I mentioned earlier.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter



Did you find it baked in a cake?

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 05:42 PM (7E3mr)

91
Yea!, another athletic competition I can compete in. See my flab, SEE IT!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2018 05:42 PM (r+sAi)

92 Riverine sock off.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 16, 2018 05:42 PM (AM1GF)

93 Pretty soon, you will be shamed for trying to lose weight or get thin bcz it will be offensive to fat people and make them feel bad.

google site:twitter.com fat shame

We're already there. It's not mainstream yet, but the "activists" are already out there.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2018 05:43 PM (iv0p7)

94 Gotta wonder what Zeke Emmanuel's version of the Liverpool Pathway has? (had?) in store for geriatric fatties with the accompanying health issues.
"Sorry, we can't replace those knees /hips you ruined carrying around 400 lbs."
"What's that, diabetus? Why yes, yes we will just cut off your foot now and be done with it." etc. etc. etc.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at April 16, 2018 05:43 PM (57plp)

95 Competitive Pro Body Builders are freakish. It a body dysmorphia in its own rights IMO.




Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2018 05:43 PM (s9DTK)

96 How did I do it? With these... Little Chocolate Donuts!

Posted by: Zombie John Belushi at April 16, 2018 05:43 PM (O5Q3r)

97 I've read that the only good thing about Tilapia is when its skin is peeled and disinfected and placed on the skin of burn victims. Shorter healing time and reduced scars.

Posted by: Cheri at April 16, 2018 05:43 PM (oiNtH)

98 Sumo Wrestling.

-
I'll have sum mo pancakes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 16, 2018 05:43 PM (+y/Ru)

99 86 Precisely, who is this scholar?
Posted by: golfman at April 16, 2018 05:42 PM (48QDY)


He seems to be a pretty well known body builder. He's either pulling off a rather funny hoax, or he is a fetishistic weirdo. maybe both. Years of anabolic steroids can do that.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 16, 2018 05:44 PM (CPk08)

100 Oh, and I ate gas station food today!



Posted by: Archer at April 16, 2018 05:40 PM (gbWkA)

Yes, we are preparing to read your missives from the hospital tonight.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 05:44 PM (7E3mr)

101 FEED MY FUPA!

*hic* *shart* *cackle*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 16, 2018 05:44 PM (bJ0w+)

102 88 Sometimes I think a zombie outbreak is not only positive, but necessary.

That or Purge night.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

This IS the zombie outbreak.
Posted by: Catfish gunsmith under Arsenal Lake at April 16, 2018 05:42 PM (AM1GF)

It's sure teasing the theoretical zombies, all those fat, slow, well-marbled academics...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 16, 2018 05:44 PM (xJa6I)

103 In American Republic 2.0, I hereby move that anyone engaging in anything called "X Studies" be immediately dragged outside and shot.

Any seconds?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2018 05:44 PM (4o+ea)

104 72 Tilapia is one of the worst things you can eat. It is a garbage fish.
Posted by: Archer at April 16, 2018 05:39 PM (gbWkA)

Really?!

Posted by: 20 lb. Carp, loaded with toxins at April 16, 2018 05:44 PM (F65bY)

105 When I see Twatter excerpts, they look like Swahili to me. The medium in and of itself makes me woozy. Now, get off of my lawn.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 16, 2018 05:44 PM (Tyii7)

106 Bill Bradski at April 16, 2018 05:42 PM

Huck Follywood was first at #15. I simply expanded the thought.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse the unwoke at April 16, 2018 05:45 PM (roQNm)

107
Everything that is deviant shall be normalized.
Everything that is normal shall be normalized.
Those who do not embrace this shall be shunned.
#Winning!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 16, 2018 05:35 PM



"The Modern Liberal will invariably side with evil over good, wrong over right, and the behaviors that lead to failure over those that lead to success....

"It's a utopian vision, and all that's required to usher in this utopia is the rejection of all fact, reason, evidence, logic, truth, morality, and decency -- all the tools that you and I use in our attempts to be better people, to make the world more right by trying to be right, by siding with right, by recognizing what is right and moving toward it."

-- Evan Sayet

Posted by: Hands - quoting smarter people than me at April 16, 2018 05:45 PM (EzdLW)

108 Oh Ace Ace Ace, you are so naive.

Universities don't pay thousands of dollars to maintain journals in musty sub-basements. They pay millions of dollars to maintain online databases of unreadable journals, that only students have access to, and will only be used so the students can cite at least 5 scholarly articles for their papers.

Chances are though, most of the money to maintain these databases is the software it takes to make sure nobody is plagiarizing those otherwise useless journal articles, in those entirely unreadable term papers.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2018 05:45 PM (9chmE)

109
... and the award for Best Marbled Long Pig goes to ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 16, 2018 05:46 PM (YxHpp)

110 Ronnie Coleman's go to meal seems to be microwaved grits. Here he is tossing in whole slices of processed cheese:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdnggI8Kw1o

Posted by: Max Power at April 16, 2018 05:46 PM (q177U)

111
Well, today turned out okay.

The furnace was serviced and only cost $135. And I found a canoe I thought I had lost.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 16, 2018 05:47 PM (1VFvU)

112 I used to do a lot of weight training and a little cardio, mainly stationary bike at the gym.

My recent move brought some lifestyle changes. I no longer belong to a gym (there isn't an affordable one convenient to me) and since I am now working entirely from home and live where there is very good public transportation, I'm experimenting with going carless.

So, even with buses and Uber, I do a lot of walking. And I haven't gained a pound. In fact, I've dropped a few. I was afraid that dropping my weight training, which we all know burns fat like mad, would lead to weight gain. What I've discovered is that getting in a lot of walking is just as effective at weight management.


Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 16, 2018 05:47 PM (6qfo/)

113 The highlight will be the swimsuit competition.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 16, 2018 05:47 PM (+y/Ru)

114 Ah, beat me to it. Fat is considered athletic over there.

Not to pick on this comment in particular, but I'm disappointed several people seem to think Sumo represents what this mental defective is advocating.

Top ranking Sumo are every bit as athletic as offensive linemen.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2018 05:47 PM (iv0p7)

115
Any seconds? <<<<<<

I'll eat seconds, sometimes thirds.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2018 05:48 PM (r+sAi)

116
Tilapia is okay. Kinda scrawny for those trying to hit grams of protein/pound of weight. Cod is better. Girthier.

Girth is good.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 16, 2018 05:48 PM (LOgQ4)

117 Pretty soon, you will be shamed for trying to lose weight or get thin bcz it will be offensive to fat people and make them feel bad.

google site:twitter.com fat shame

We're already there. It's not mainstream yet, but the "activists" are already out there.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2018 05:43 PM (iv0p7)


Oh my. That is why I said half-joking becz it has been around forever, but not in an organized fashion. I guess they are getting organized now.

Soon the word "Logic" in the dictionary will say "something obsolete in society".

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 05:48 PM (7E3mr)

118 Wegmans does amazing things with the lowly tilapia. Their Bronzed Tilapia is especially good.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 16, 2018 05:48 PM (6qfo/)

119 HEY!!! Dennis Miller joined Breitbart

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 16, 2018 05:48 PM (y3aQB)

120 When I see Twatter excerpts, they look like Swahili to me. The medium in and of itself makes me woozy. Now, get off of my lawn.


Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 16, 2018 05:44 PM (Tyii7)


Same here. I can't follow who is saying what, so I have no idea who is arguing for and against whom. And it takes only about 3.9 seconds for me to decide I really don't care what any of these people have to say about anything.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2018 05:48 PM (9chmE)

121 It would seem to be full circle if Leftists start thin shaming or stopping overweight people from losing weight.

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2018 05:48 PM (aC6Sd)

122 Not to pick on this comment in particular, but I'm disappointed several people seem to think Sumo represents what this mental defective is advocating.

Top ranking Sumo are every bit as athletic as offensive linemen.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 16, 2018 05:47 PM (iv0p7)


And both types of athlete die pathetically at about the age of 50 of right heart failure unless they take the weight off.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 16, 2018 05:49 PM (CPk08)

123 Ph.d-Fat scholar
M.S. - Human whale studies
B.S. - Binge Eating Advocacy

Posted by: MeMyselfandI at April 16, 2018 05:49 PM (J9wxX)

124 And I found a canoe I thought I had lost.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 16, 2018 05:47 PM (1VFvU)


Man, that was one huge cake.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 05:49 PM (7E3mr)

125 Yeah, I think walking is probably better for you than people give it credit.

Posted by: Max Power at April 16, 2018 05:50 PM (q177U)

126 I can't follow who is saying what, so I have no idea who is arguing for
and against whom. And it takes only about 3.9 seconds for me to decide I
really don't care what any of these people have to say about anything.


My sentiments exactly.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 16, 2018 05:50 PM (Tyii7)

127
Soon lampposts will be sporting festive decorations and it will be neither Christmas nor Independence Day.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 16, 2018 05:50 PM (YxHpp)

128 And I found a canoe I thought I had lost.

I *think* this is code.

Posted by: better not be about Ovaltine, though at April 16, 2018 05:50 PM (HRe0+)

129
In the next canoe thread, we ought to talk about all the nicks on the butts of our canoes we aquired pre-owned and imagine how they got there -- i.e., how many noggins were pistol whipped with them.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 16, 2018 05:50 PM (1VFvU)

130
Everything that is deviant shall be normalized.

Everything that is normal shall be normalized.

Those who do not embrace this shall be shunned.

#Winning!


I haven't dragged out Bessie The Dead Horse in a while. She said to tell everybody this:

Communist Goals as read into the Congressional Register 1963...


22. Continue discrediting American culture by degrading all forms of artistic expression. An American Communist cell was told to "eliminate all good sculpture from parks and buildings, substitute shapeless, awkward and meaningless forms."

23. Control art critics and directors of art museums. "Our plan is to promote ugliness, repulsive, meaningless art."



Also, Bessie says "Ack!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 16, 2018 05:51 PM (GdWl+)

131 HEY!!! Dennis Miller joined Breitbart
Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 16, 2018 05:48 PM (y3aQB)


Don't play with me! Seriously? As a columnist?

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 05:51 PM (7E3mr)

132 Bottom line though is you can only be shamed if you allow yourself to be shamed.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2018 05:51 PM (s9DTK)

133 127
Soon lampposts will be sporting festive decorations and it will be neither Christmas nor Independence Day.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 16, 2018 05:50 PM (YxHpp)

"Strange fruit"?

Posted by: random lurker commenter at April 16, 2018 05:51 PM (57plp)

134 Ah, once again the revolt against any hierarchy of values.

Anything that has conventionally been thought of as superior, whether beauty, health, intelligence, or wisdom, is labeled "privilege," as if it were ill-gotten. Even that which has been regarded as just normal, average, is "privileged."

And he puts the word "idealization" in quotation marks to signal to us that our ideals --- really, ANY ideals --- are false.

Has any ruling class ever been as pathetic as our own?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 16, 2018 05:51 PM (0jtPF)

135 So, even with buses and Uber, I do a lot of walking.
And I haven't gained a pound. In fact, I've dropped a few. I was
afraid that dropping my weight training, which we all know burns fat
like mad, would lead to weight gain. What I've discovered is that
getting in a lot of walking is just as effective at weight management.



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 16, 2018 05:47 PM (6qfo/)


I'm pretty sure that walking, if done strenuously enough to get the ol' ticker above a certain level, is just as effective as running, mile for mile. Without all the foot and knee, hammy and calf problems that come with running.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2018 05:52 PM (9chmE)

136
Speaking of fat asses...

youtube continues to put women's water polo vids on my front page.

Is it because I click on them??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 16, 2018 05:52 PM (1VFvU)

137 Has any ruling class ever been as pathetic as our own?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 16, 2018 05:51 PM (0jtPF)


That Mayan thing about marrying your sisters springs to mind, but outside of that....

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 16, 2018 05:53 PM (CPk08)

138
I think the journal article lacks candor.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2018 05:53 PM (r+sAi)

139 125 Yeah, I think walking is probably better for you than people give it credit.

That's been my experience. And I don't really walk all THAT much, that's what's surprising. Buses and Uber and my friends do most of the transportin'. I do miss the gym though. While I mainly lifted to maintain weight, I can't deny there was a secondary factor of looking good. And being strong is just about as important as being fit as far as weight, as we age.

But yeah, regular walking does burn the calories.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 16, 2018 05:53 PM (6qfo/)

140 Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 16, 2018 05:49 PM (CPk0

Professional Bodybuilders don't have the longest lifespans either. There is that Jack Lalane sweet spot.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2018 05:53 PM (s9DTK)

141 From the esteemed, er, disturbed professor....

What are the hesitations, dangers, and potentialities to inviting students to peruse my body? What possibilities arise from centering and leading with the body in the teaching/learning process? What risks and possibilities does this enactment pose to a Black lesbian educator? This auto/ethnography journeys through and reflects upon my experience enacting what I have coined 'embodied vulnerability' as a pedagogical practice.

Posted by: golfman at April 16, 2018 05:54 PM (48QDY)

142 We're not in Kansas anymore.

Sean Hannity
@seanhannity
Michael Cohen has never represented me in any matter. I never retained him, received an invoice, or paid legal fees. I have occasionally had brief discussions with him about legal questions about which I wanted his input and perspective.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 16, 2018 05:54 PM (+y/Ru)

143 Hannity is getting the last laugh. He says Cohen never gave him an invoice for any matter and Hannity has never paid him any money for any purpose. Lawyers often discuss matters with prospective clients as a client recruitment tool and it's not billed, adn that seems to be what happened here. Hannity is a significant real estate investor, as you might know, and he claims he discussed mostly real estate issues in his conversations with Cohen.

Kimba Wood needs to explain why she unmasked Hannity's name here.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, not yet a Cohen client at April 16, 2018 05:54 PM (rBnYq)

144 O/T we watched a new Netflix film last night which was a shocker, because it't central theme was black racism, and it starred Samuel Jackson.

Jackson plays a veteran cop in a south CA city, he's a widower, and the house next door has new owners, a white guy married to a black woman.

Complex characters all of them, and the plot development is quite good.

A name something like "Lakewood Terrace," which is the street name. Pretty sure it was PG-13.

They ought to show it in middle schools everywhere, to make the point that blacks can be racist too, and sometimes violently.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 16, 2018 05:54 PM (4ZE6o)

145 The lady in from Clear Lake, TX (South of Houston), Dr. Clara Harris,who killed her husband by repeatedly running him over with her Mercedes, is being released on parole after serving sixteen years.

Her late husband, meanwhile, still pines for the Fords.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 16, 2018 05:54 PM (QzJWU)

146 I'm hoping Dr. Guevara will weigh in here (heh). This sounds like the sort of thing he loves to see in peer-reviewed journals.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2018 05:54 PM (oMtOd)

147 Soon lampposts will be sporting festive decorations and it will be neither Christmas nor Independence Day.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 16, 2018 05:50 PM (YxHpp)

"Strange fruit"?

-
And nuts.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 16, 2018 05:55 PM (+y/Ru)

148 I've read that obesity is epidemic amongst lesbians... Correlation?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 16, 2018 05:55 PM (e9G8E)

149 Fuck me. The human race does not deserve to endure. SMOD, you're up.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 05:55 PM (NWiLs)

150 Fat girls in Sports Illustrated is fukn nuts. Where be the tranny? or the quad amputee? or the trans-species shaved down bonobo?

I aint pretty but I do not claim to be. I do not demand other claim that I am pretty (Michelle??).

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2018 05:55 PM (BtQd4)

151 Professional Bodybuilders don't have the longest lifespans either. There is that Jack Lalane sweet spot.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2018 05:53 PM (s9DTK)


Yup. That sweetspot is pretty hard to ht for most people. Accidents of genetics probably have a lot to do with it.

If you ever have the chance to talk to an medical examiner who works in a big city, ask him/her about bodybuilders. Those guys just crap out.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 16, 2018 05:56 PM (CPk08)

152 These kinds of things always amaze me. He uses all this stupid verbiage ("ontology" FFS) and it all boils down to Harrison Bergeron. Reducing people to the level of envious children or teens and trying to avoid letting their feelings to be hurt.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 16, 2018 05:56 PM (/qEW2)

153 FFS! WTF is this? Fat and disabled is no way to want to go through life. Ask me I have experience. Fat and disabled is not ideal. These people are insane. I'm not ashamed of myself. I could loose some weight (for sure). The disabled part came to me through no fault of my own, If I had any say in the matter I would not choose disability.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable russian bot! at April 16, 2018 05:56 PM (0OmEj)

154
I look at being thin and muscular as the ultimate affront to the leftist types. A 'look at me you fat bastid with your stupid government rules for low fat and cholesterol' - I'm fvcking buff and you're not.

Not fat shaming anyone. I see it as a lifestyle choice.

I read the research papers, from beginning to end. Nutrition is not rocket science, it's Neanderthal, actually. I can do Neanderthal. They ate really tasty stuff and got laid so often they disappeared from the planet. Count me in.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 16, 2018 05:56 PM (LOgQ4)

155 How to eat six meals a day and lose weight.

Four of those meals are Ex-Lax chocolates.

Bye Bye, stubborn belly fat!

Posted by: wth at April 16, 2018 05:56 PM (HgMAr)

156
O/T we watched a new Netflix film last night which was a shocker, because it't central theme was black racism, and it starred Samuel Jackson.


DID HE YELL A LOT IN THE ROLE?

HE IS KNOWN FOR YELLING A LOT IN HIS ROLES, YOU KNOW.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 16, 2018 05:57 PM (YxHpp)

157 Posted by: Jim at April 16, 2018 05:54 PM (QzJWU)

She served over 2/3 of her sentence. I thought 20 years was a harsh sentence myself based on the circumstances.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 16, 2018 05:57 PM (s9DTK)

158 This reminds me of the LouderCrowder.com Double Secret Patriarchy Meeting.

Posted by: LASue at April 16, 2018 05:57 PM (Z48ZB)

159 121 It would seem to be full circle if Leftists start thin shaming or stopping overweight people from losing weight.
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2018 05:48 PM (aC6Sd)


I have a good friend who evinces the same behavior: he's always moving on to something else. When we played together, he wanted to play position X. No, position Y. No, wait, he wanted to try position Z. No, back to position X.

Similarly, he always wanted to remake teams. Lose guy X, recruit guy Y, etc. No, wait, dissolve this team, and start all over recruiting a new team. But, he doesn't like running a team, so maybe quit that team and join a different one.

No, wait, quit baseball, take up yoga. No, feather yoga for a while, come back to baseball. Hold on, feather baseball and go back to yoga. Now golf or surfing ... hmmm.

He's got so much top spin that he can't light on any one thing for any amount of time. It's exhausting just to watch him.

He reminds me of leftists in this respect (not in his politics). What do they want? Whatever they don't have now, regardless of what that may be.

You can see that in CA: we have drought. Oh noes. We have to conserve water or we're doomed! Wait - it's raining heavily. Oh noes. Now we're really doomed! That's the worst possible thing, because that'll promote the growth of brush and lead to brush fires!

There's literally no outcome that leaves them happy and content. Everything's under control, go about your lives.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2018 05:57 PM (4o+ea)

160 @143

The Hannity exposure seems to be part of the FIBS legal theory that
the attorney client priviledge only exists if you represent clients+N, N
being the number necessary to enjoy attorney client priviledge.



At least the mob has some integrity these fucks are truly lawless.


Posted by: Kreplach at April 16, 2018 05:57 PM (UfMVm)

161
The Hillary Clinton Campaign and the Democratic National Committee
allegedly used state chapters as strawmen to launder as much as $84
million in an effort to circumvent campaign donation limits, and the
Federal Election Commission ignored complaints exposing the practice, a
lawsuit filed Monday claims.


So that happened.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 16, 2018 05:57 PM (r+sAi)

162 End public funding and this shit goes away.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 16, 2018 05:58 PM (oVJmc)

163 I look forward to Mueller "lawyering up " over his role in Uranium One.


So we can body-cavity search that mfkr.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 16, 2018 05:58 PM (2wOtx)

164 Kimba Wood needs to explain why she unmasked Hannity's name here.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, not yet a Cohen client at April 16, 2018 05:54 PM (rBnYq)

Somebody got played.

Posted by: golfman at April 16, 2018 05:58 PM (48QDY)

165 Reminds me of "Dr" Micheal Savage.

"Is there a Doctor in the house?! My wife is choking!"

"Dr Savage here, perhaps she needs a beet-rub followed up with extra doses of vitamin C."

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at April 16, 2018 05:58 PM (56GKt)

166 DID HE YELL A LOT IN THE ROLE?

HE IS KNOWN FOR YELLING A LOT IN HIS ROLES, YOU KNOW.


Hey, that's my technique! I oughtta sue.

Posted by: Will Ferrell at April 16, 2018 05:59 PM (HRe0+)

167
148 I've read that obesity is epidemic amongst lesbians... Correlation?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 16, 2018 05:55 PM (e9G8E)


Death by hairball blockage is #2

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 16, 2018 05:59 PM (YxHpp)

168 88
This IS the zombie outbreak.
Posted by: Catfish gunsmith under Arsenal Lake at April 16, 2018 05:42 PM (AM1GF)
------------------------------------
Yes, we are ruled by the walking dead.
What else can you call men whose hatred of the Good has eaten out their very souls?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 16, 2018 05:59 PM (0jtPF)

169 I wonder if Hannity now has a cause of action against CNN, WaPo and others who gleefully and incorrectly reported Hannity was the secret unnamed third "client" of playboy model payoff artiste Michael Cohen.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, not yet a Cohen client at April 16, 2018 06:00 PM (rBnYq)

170 They ought to show it in middle schools everywhere, to make the point that blacks can be racist too, and sometimes violently.





Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 16, 2018 05:54 PM (4ZE6o)


Latest season of Bosch, the Amazon series, has some racial themes. I won't spoil anything for anybody who hasn't yet seen it, but I was somewhat surprised that it wasn't at all afraid to have people of color behaving badly, almost as if the show's producers were expecting the audience to think for themselves regarding human behavior, all while taking some rather pointed shots at our social media/SJW culture.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2018 06:00 PM (9chmE)

171 >>>repeatedly running him over with her Mercedes

that's messed up!

Posted by: concrete girl at April 16, 2018 06:00 PM (zr8oO)

172 Kimba Wood needs to explain why she unmasked Hannity's name here.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, not yet a Cohen client at
Somebody got played.
...

Donald Trump : TrollMaster of the Universe

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 16, 2018 06:00 PM (2wOtx)

173 It's insanity all the way down.

Posted by: rickl at April 16, 2018 06:01 PM (sdi6R)

174 Is there a paycheck involved?
And free donuts?

Posted by: DaveA at April 16, 2018 06:01 PM (FhXTo)

175 Latest season of Bosch, the Amazon series, has some racial themes. I won't spoil anything for anybody who hasn't yet seen it, but I was somewhat surprised that it wasn't at all afraid to have people of color behaving badly, almost as if the show's producers were expecting the audience to think for themselves regarding human behavior, all while taking some rather pointed shots at our social media/SJW culture.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2018 06:00 PM (9chmE)

I found that very interesting and refreshing.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 06:01 PM (NWiLs)

176
A name something like "Lakewood Terrace," which is the street name. Pretty sure it was PG-13.


The Rodney King incident was in Lake View Terrace.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 16, 2018 06:01 PM (lKyWE)

177 146 I'm hoping Dr. Guevara will weigh in here (heh). This sounds like the sort of thing he loves to see in peer-reviewed journals.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2018 05:54 PM (oMtOd)


Oh yes. Nutrition/diet papers are IMO pretty much in the same class as social science papers, which in turn are pretty much like screeds on homeopathy.

My take: eat sensibly, in moderation, get a little exercise, take care of yourself, your family, and your friends, and enjoy your life.

No food fads, etc. need apply.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2018 06:01 PM (4o+ea)

178 You can tell when everyone has left he office.

Posted by: golfman at April 16, 2018 06:02 PM (48QDY)

179 178 You can tell when everyone has left he office.
Posted by: golfman at April 16, 2018 06:02 PM (48QDY)

Because nobody's there?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 06:03 PM (NWiLs)

180 http://bit.ly/2vizURH
++++
METHINKS... Take Trump Down or Pipe Down, Start Impeachment Proceedings Now | Breitbart

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 16, 2018 06:03 PM (y3aQB)

181 Oh, sure. The Feds can make copies of all the Cohen docs and files but they can't "access" them? "For now?" Srsly?

And does anyone think they're not going to leak like crazy?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 16, 2018 06:03 PM (6qfo/)

182 Now Kim Jung-Un and Lena Dunham will start texting dirty pics of themselves to each other. But however they may try to build a positive self image, they will never be able to force themselves to think of the other as attractive.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 16, 2018 06:03 PM (/qEW2)

183 Wasn't being a big lard ass a sign of wealth and social status in Europe and Asia back before the proles learned how to do it so now being a big lard ass just shows your a low rent, broke bastard while all the Upper Party members are fit and trim.

My how things change.

Thank you Big Brother for our new and happy life!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 16, 2018 06:03 PM (EoRCO)

184 Stormy Stretchmark was running her suck-hole in front of the courtroom today.

You pull a few of the cocks out, and she can actually speak English.

Who knew?

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 16, 2018 06:03 PM (2wOtx)

185 Part of a recent Dennis Miller interview.

A: Yeah. It is. It’s brutal. Never been in more politically correct times. I’m like Seinfeld. I wouldn’t even perform in a college campus now, to be honest. I mean, I’d perform in a venue, but I wouldn’t perform for college kids.

Q: You’re afraid of those kids, Dennis.

A: I don’t know however you want to put it, but you’ve seen how people react. Like I said, I’m looking to do less, not more. I don’t want to go in and tell a joke and have people start throwing ... chairs and bike racks through windows! You should be scared of it. It’s a very close-minded place right now.

Q: What’s more gratifying to you: To be funny to people, or to be politically motivating to people?

A: Funny.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 06:04 PM (7E3mr)

186 178 You can tell when everyone has left he office.
Posted by: golfman at April 16, 2018 06:02 PM (48QDY)


Yep, I just got home and am enjoying my first martini of the evening.

Posted by: rickl at April 16, 2018 06:04 PM (sdi6R)

187 184 Stormy Stretchmark was running her suck-hole in front of the courtroom today.

You pull a few of the cocks out, and she can actually speak English.

Who knew?
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 16, 2018 06:03 PM (2wOtx)

Does she have a cockney accent?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 06:04 PM (NWiLs)

188
Death by hairball blockage is #2


#3 is dementia due to toxoplasmosis.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 16, 2018 06:04 PM (GdWl+)

189 repeatedly running him over with her Mercedes

that's messed up!

-
Yeah, were there no steamrollers available?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 16, 2018 06:04 PM (+y/Ru)

190 I have come to the conclusion that most diseases like heart disease, cancer, and many others are really genetic in nature.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 16, 2018 05:33 PM (mpXpK)

Based on anecdotes, which is just as bad as the other silly studies we make fun of.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 16, 2018 06:05 PM (I7PAp)

191 The problem isn't the canoe that was lost, its those fine armaments that are rusting at the bottom of the lake, those would be nice to get back.

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2018 06:05 PM (aC6Sd)

192 Fat bodybuilding? Is that similar to say 'lifting' a 12oz can of Devils Backbone Vienna Lager? If so, I'm an Olympic Champion already!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 16, 2018 06:06 PM (kHB7w)

193 Oh yes. Nutrition/diet papers are IMO pretty much in the same class as social science papers, which in turn are pretty much like screeds on homeopathy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2018 06:01 PM (4o+ea)

-----------

You didn't mention global warming. Or aliens. I don't think you're a real scientist at all. At. all.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2018 06:07 PM (oMtOd)

194 I listened to Savage about 4 times, under duress. Every single time he went on at length about how he knew so much about nuitrition and then proceeded to tell how he ate an "unhealthy" meal and too much of it.

Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2018 06:07 PM (CAKgV)

195
I'm pretty much of the opinion that the nutrition that has kept humans alive for two and a half million years is the nutrition we need.

Pretty sure there aren't any cave drawings of High Fructose Corn Syrup on them. Or a naked cave-woman posing with a loaf of high glycemic bread.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 16, 2018 06:07 PM (LOgQ4)

196 I've been hitting the gym regularly, but with work and school the past few weeks I've only made it twice a week. My lifts for squat and bench are still slowly increasing, but my overhead press has plateaued. I usually do 5x5 once a week for each lift, and another day that week I'll do four or five sets of 2-3 at increasing weight above my 5x5 weight. So for squat, if I can lift 5x5 at 245, the next time I'll do sets of three at 250,255,260,265 and 270.

I've also started hitting the treadmill more, but only to do intervals. Usually 1-2 mins at a 8 min/mile pace and then walk for 3-4 mins and repeat for 3 miles.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 16, 2018 06:07 PM (LrbFI)

197 we are *never* going to reach "peak stupid", are we?

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 16, 2018 06:07 PM (q3X5U)

198 The furnace was serviced and only cost $135. And I found a canoe I thought I had lost.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 16, 2018 05:47 PM (1VFvU)

------------------

The furnace repairman charged you $135 to remove the canoe from the furnace?

Posted by: Blake at April 16, 2018 06:07 PM (qC1Sy)

199 You didn't mention global warming. Or aliens. I don't think you're a real scientist at all. At. all.
Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2018 06:07 PM (oMtOd)


It's the chemtrails made me forget all that. That, and the high fructose corn syrup.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2018 06:08 PM (4o+ea)

200 Well, my un-PC three cents is: a considerable subset of lesbians want to look as un-feminine as possible. This means no feminine curves, no tits. I've known some that strap the boobehs right down with Ace bandages. One way to not have feminine curves is to be fat, with the added bonus of having the paps kind of blend in with the rest of the flab.

There are a lot of butch's that think being fat makes them look more masculine, is what I'm saying. Usually the same ones who try to affect an unnaturally deep voice.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 16, 2018 06:08 PM (6qfo/)

201 Next thing you know they'll be saying that anorexia prevention and treatment is just body-shaming, and that multi-organ failure is just an oppressive construct of the patriarchy-medical complex.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 06:08 PM (NWiLs)

202 #3 is dementia due to toxoplasmosis.



Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 16, 2018 06:04 PM


*******

#4 is alcoholism...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 16, 2018 06:08 PM (e9G8E)

203 Oh, the TESS launch was postponed until Wednesday. Something about the guidance and navigation control system. I suppose that's something you want to have working properly before you launch.

Posted by: rickl at April 16, 2018 06:08 PM (sdi6R)

204 Pretty sure there aren't any cave drawings of High Fructose Corn Syrup on them. Or a naked cave-woman posing with a loaf of high glycemic bread.

When your average lifespan is 30, you don't have a lot of time to waste on art.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 16, 2018 06:09 PM (6qfo/)

205 It's the chemtrails made me forget all that. That, and the high fructose corn syrup.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2018 06:08 PM (4o+ea)
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That's better. Although I do believe that high fructose corn syrup is bad for us.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2018 06:10 PM (oMtOd)

206 does she have a cockney accent?
...

No, but she is cocksure.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 16, 2018 06:10 PM (2wOtx)

207 I'm really hoping this here April 23rd date amounts to something.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 16, 2018 06:10 PM (Kcf2u)

208 Add Fat building to Single Payer Healthcare, and we can clear out the country of a lot of dead wood.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2018 06:10 PM (hyuyC)

209 207. I, for one, welcome our Annunaki overlords.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 16, 2018 06:11 PM (fA1SL)

210 182 Now Kim Jung-Un and Lena Dunham will start texting dirty pics of themselves to each other. But however they may try to build a positive self image, they will never be able to force themselves to think of the other as attractive.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 16, 2018 06:03 PM (/qEW2)


Lena Dunham has been leaking her topless photos for a while now.

(NSFW!)

https://tinyurl.com/yd9f3um7

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 16, 2018 06:11 PM (CPk08)

211 197 we are *never* going to reach "peak stupid", are we?
Posted by: redc1c4



It's a 'bottomless pit of stupid'.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 16, 2018 06:11 PM (kHB7w)

212 Since I did not get an answer, I went and looked, and yes, Miller has a column up at Breitbart. Don't know more than that. Guessing it is an op-ed or something.


METHINKS… Take Trump Down or Pipe Down, Start Impeachment Proceedings Now

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 06:11 PM (7E3mr)

213
Oh, the TESS launch was postponed until Wednesday. Something about the guidance and navigation control system. I suppose that's something you want to have working properly before you launch.

A two-day postponement? Must be something serious.

I pity those technicians. They'll be working non-stop for two days.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 16, 2018 06:11 PM (GdWl+)

214 They want us dead.

Posted by: Monk at April 16, 2018 06:11 PM (9acFt)

215 Latest season of Bosch, the Amazon series, has some racial themes. I won't spoil anything for anybody who hasn't yet seen it, but I was somewhat surprised that it wasn't at all afraid to have people of color behaving badly, almost as if the show's producers were expecting the audience to think for themselves regarding human behavior, all while taking some rather pointed shots at our social media/SJW culture.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2018 06:00 PM (9chmE)


I heard about this over the weekend. What's it about? I'm debating between starting this and the one about Hitler's last days that someone here recommended

Posted by: LASue at April 16, 2018 06:12 PM (Z48ZB)

216 AASI, you really don't expect anyone to click on that link, do you?

What do you think we are, morons?

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2018 06:12 PM (oMtOd)

217 When your average lifespan is 30, you don't have a lot of time to waste on art.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 16, 2018 06:09 PM


We really don't know that do we? It's like Al Gore claiming to have 1200 years of Gulf Stream readings.

I'm more of the opinion that humans, eating tasty Mastodons, also were appealing to hungry Mastodons. The circle of life.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 16, 2018 06:12 PM (LOgQ4)

218 216 AASI, you really don't expect anyone to click on that link, do you?

What do you think we are, morons?
Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2018 06:12 PM (oMtOd)


You know you want to.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 16, 2018 06:12 PM (CPk08)

219 I'm down to my lowest weight since I left the service. Alas, overuse has led to reductions that has taken some of my tone away.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2018 06:13 PM (hyuyC)

220 Drudge still has a link "NASA launches planet-hunting spacecraft", but when you click on it, the CBS News article says it was postponed.

Posted by: rickl at April 16, 2018 06:13 PM (sdi6R)

221 AASI, you really don't expect anyone to click on that link, do you?

What do you think we are, morons?
Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2018 06:12 PM


I was waiting for someone to go first and report back.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse the unwoke at April 16, 2018 06:13 PM (roQNm)

222 You know you want to.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 16, 2018 06:12 PM (CPk0
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Not me, toots. It's almost dinner time, and I've made a nice meal and I want to have an appetite for it.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2018 06:13 PM (oMtOd)

223 Michelle likes to be on top. It's really not all that bad, except the 5 o'clock shadow and whisker burns take some getting used to.

Posted by: Former President Cock Curious at April 16, 2018 06:13 PM (bJ0w+)

224 Man, it's gonna get real ugly in the leftist hate-o-sphere when Barbara passes on. Dreading it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 16, 2018 06:13 PM (6qfo/)

225 Next thing you know they'll be saying that anorexia prevention and treatment is just body-shaming, and that multi-organ failure is just an oppressive construct of the patriarchy-medical complex.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 06:08 PM (NWiLs)

I don't understand how girls become anorexia. After 2 days of not eating, I usually feel sick and weak. And I'm not exercising or anything. How they can do that day after day boggles my mind.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 06:14 PM (7E3mr)

226
I was waiting for someone to go first and report back.


the horror...the horror...



Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 16, 2018 06:15 PM (2wOtx)

227 Alcoholic Asshole Shut In

I clicked.

A very comely walrus was there. In my Fleet days, I'd hit it. (Go Ugly Early).

Good thing I married up.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2018 06:15 PM (hyuyC)

228 There are a lot of butch's that think being fat makes them look more masculine, is what I'm saying. Usually the same ones who try to affect an unnaturally deep voice.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 16, 2018 06:08 PM (6qfo/)

I've always thought that body type is due to their hormones or genes that are linked to their sexual orientation.

Posted by: LASue at April 16, 2018 06:15 PM (Z48ZB)

229 Not me, toots. It's almost dinner time, and I've made a nice meal and I want to have an appetite for it.
Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2018 06:13 PM (oMtOd)


But you will.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 16, 2018 06:15 PM (CPk08)

230 213
Oh, the TESS launch was postponed until Wednesday. Something about the guidance and navigation control system. I suppose that's something you want to have working properly before you launch.

A two-day postponement? Must be something serious.

I pity those technicians. They'll be working non-stop for two days.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 16, 2018 06:11 PM (GdWl+)


Did you see any of the links I posted over the weekend and in this morning's EMT? This is going to be a cool mission.

Someday, if and when we develop the technology for interstellar travel, there's a good chance that our first destinations will be planets discovered by TESS.

Posted by: rickl at April 16, 2018 06:16 PM (sdi6R)

231 But you will.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 16, 2018 06:15 PM (CPk0
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I shan't.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2018 06:16 PM (oMtOd)

232 Pretty sure there aren't any cave drawings of High Fructose Corn Syrup on them. Or a naked cave-woman posing with a loaf of high glycemic bread.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 16, 2018 06:07 PM (LOgQ4)


"High" fructose corn syrup typically is 42% or 55% fructose, with most of the remainder being glucose. Sucrose (table sugar) is a 1:1 oligomer of fructose with glucose, and undergoes cleavage into fructose and glucose under acidic conditions, e.g., in the stomach.

Now, who has just realized that "high fructose corn syrup" in composition is not that much different from plain table sugar?

That should help unbunch some panties.

Anyone who still thinks fructose is bad should definitely avoid eating any fruit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2018 06:16 PM (4o+ea)

233 From the esteemed, er, disturbed professor....

What are the hesitations, dangers, and potentialities to inviting students to peruse my body? What possibilities arise from centering and leading with the body in the teaching/learning process? What risks and possibilities does this enactment pose to a Black lesbian educator? This auto/ethnography journeys through and reflects upon my experience enacting what I have coined 'embodied vulnerability' as a pedagogical practice


That.

That is weapons-grade mil-spec narcissism right dere.

'Fuck the class, celebrate MEEEEEE!'

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at April 16, 2018 06:17 PM (PXhQW)

234 Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 06:11 PM (7E3mr)
++++++
NOTE FROM SENIOR MANAGEMENT:

Nobody had more respect and admiration for Dennis Miller than Andrew Breitbart. One of Andrew's great joys was filling in as a guest host on the Dennis Miller radio show on Westwood One. They were connected by humor, insight, and the shared belief that conservative ideas can be advanced through culture. We are excited that things have come full circle and we welcome Dennis to Breitbart News.

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 16, 2018 06:17 PM (y3aQB)

235
I shan't.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2018 06:16 PM (oMtOd)


You'll be missing ouuuuuutttt....

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 16, 2018 06:17 PM (CPk08)

236 Man, it's gonna get real ugly in the leftist hate-o-sphere when Barbara passes on. Dreading it.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 16, 2018 06:13 PM (6qfo/)


On a message board I saw last night it had already started. I was incredulous. Some sane folks were trying to get people to post with civility, but it seemed to have no impact. People were gonna spew poison anyway. smh Pathetic.

Even when McCain passes, I will not participate in that kind of crap. It is so damn spiteful.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 06:17 PM (7E3mr)

237 Liberals have the compassionate desire that some person X be allowed to live in their fantasy world, made possible by coercing the rest of society to partake in that fantasy. They need to realize once and for all that they have no right to force that coercion. It doesn't matter that they think that we can easily afford to go along with it. That's not their decision to make. They've got to shake off this despotic assumption of theirs, even if it arises from compassion for X. And they never seem to hold X responsible or accountable for anything.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 16, 2018 06:18 PM (/qEW2)

238 Exercise is great for heart health and muscle building. Fat is made in the kitchen. No amount of "working out" will make you not fat if you eat high GI stuff.

Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2018 06:19 PM (CAKgV)

239 You'll be missing ouuuuuutttt....
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 16, 2018 06:17 PM (CPk0
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Nope

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2018 06:19 PM (oMtOd)

240 "High" fructose corn syrup typically is 42% or 55% fructose, with most of the remainder being glucose. Sucrose (table sugar) is a 1:1 oligomer of fructose with glucose, and undergoes cleavage into fructose and glucose under acidic conditions, e.g., in the stomach.

Now, who has just realized that "high fructose corn syrup" in composition is not that much different from plain table sugar?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2018 06:16 PM (4o+ea)


Sure ... but table sugar has cleavage. Game over.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 16, 2018 06:19 PM (8gDQu)

241 Anyone who still thinks fructose is bad should definitely avoid eating any fruit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2018 06:16 PM


Are you actually comparing the glycemic profile of fruit to high fructose corn syrup?

Because I think Liberty Medical needs a new spokesperson.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 16, 2018 06:19 PM (LOgQ4)

242 Walrii are just vampire manatees...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 16, 2018 06:20 PM (e9G8E)

243 Deplorable Jay Guevara

It is true that fructose and glucose have different pathways in the body, and different fates.

Fructokinase, the first enzyme in fructose metabolism, sets fructose on a path to the liver vice bloodstream.

I can see how flooding that metabolic pathway would have issues for some people.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2018 06:20 PM (hyuyC)

244 The greatest cereal ever is Fructose Loops.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 16, 2018 06:21 PM (8gDQu)

245 tbf the smelly sub-basement nobody ever goes to owns.

https://stoatnet.org/vault.html

MSU Library, East Lansing MI, smelly sub-basement nobody ever goes to, ca. 2015

Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2018 06:21 PM (y87Qq)

246 Lena Dunham has been leaking her topless photos for a while now.

(NSFW!)

https://tinyurl.com/yd9f3um7
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 16, 2018 06:11 PM (CPk0


========

It's always amazed me how some species have been able to bring themselves to reproduce.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 16, 2018 06:22 PM (/qEW2)

247 No amount of "working out" will make you not fat if you eat high GI stuff.
...

Explain, then, a woman that eats key lime pie and Dr Pepper for breakfast everyday-- Chick Fil A for lunch and 3-part meat/veg/starch does not exercise--- and remains 120 lbs and wears her high school jeans.

True Story.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 16, 2018 06:22 PM (2wOtx)

248 Hollywood blacklisted R. Lee Ermey for thought crimes against Barack Obama

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/294279/

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2018 06:22 PM (LiyEm)

249 Table sugar has a glycemic index of 68.

These fruits are below that:

Pineapple, raw 66
Cantaloupe 65
Apricot, canned in light syrup 64
Raisins 64
Papaya 60
Peaches, canned, heavy syrup 58
Kiwi, w/ skin 58
Fruit Cocktail, drained 55
Peaches, canned, light syrup 52
Banana 51
Mango 51
Orange 48
Pears, canned in pear juice 44
Grapes 43
Strawberries 40
Apples, w/ skin 39
Pears 33
Apricot, dried 32
Prunes 29
Peach 28
Grapefruit 25
Plum 24
Sweet Cherries, raw 22

Any comparison between HFCS and fruits is ... fruity.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 16, 2018 06:23 PM (LOgQ4)

250 s/b and 3-part meat/veg/starch DINNER every night...


Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 16, 2018 06:23 PM (2wOtx)

251 That is weapons-grade mil-spec narcissism right dere.

Which makes me think that this is bullshit.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 16, 2018 06:23 PM (O5Q3r)

252
Even when McCain passes, I will not participate in that kind of crap. It is so damn spiteful.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 06:17 PM (7E3mr)
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Yep.

I still believe in decorum.

Posted by: Blake at April 16, 2018 06:23 PM (qC1Sy)

253 Now, who has just realized that "high fructose corn syrup" in composition is not that much different from plain table sugar?


That should help unbunch some panties.


Anyone who still thinks fructose is bad should definitely avoid eating any fruit.


Sucrose metabolizes into glucose as does fructose, eventually (after being metabolized through the liver). I do avoid eating much fruit, 1/2 cup of raspberries every other day. Sugar is sugar, spikes glucose which causes an insulin response, the driver of obesity and apparently, brain glucose causing dementia and alzheimers. There is new evidence that the gut bacteria that thrives on glucose is responsible for allergic responses too. High sugar fruits should definitely be eaten in extreme moderation.

Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2018 06:24 PM (CAKgV)

254 It's always amazed me how some species have been able to bring themselves to reproduce.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 16, 2018 06:22 PM (/qEW2)


Life, uh, finds a way.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2018 06:24 PM (y87Qq)

255 It's always amazed me how some species have been able to bring themselves to reproduce.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 16, 2018 06:22 PM (/qEW2)[/i}

"There's someone for everyone
And Flipper's love was Lena..."

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 16, 2018 06:24 PM (CPk08)

256 Sure ... but table sugar has cleavage. Game over.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 16, 2018 06:19 PM (8gDQu)


Good point.

Cleavage, FTW!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2018 06:24 PM (4o+ea)

257 Google "Andreas Munzer death cycle"

These dudes are killing themselves to get big and ripped.

Posted by: Max Power at April 16, 2018 06:24 PM (q177U)

258 Hollywood blacklisted R. Lee Ermey for thought crimes against Barack Obama

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/294279/

Posted by: steevy at April 16, 2018 06:22 PM (LiyEm)


Assholes.

One of the best roles ever played was R. Lee Ermey as the sheriff in Switchback.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 16, 2018 06:24 PM (8gDQu)

259 We are excited that things have come full circle and we welcome Dennis to Breitbart News.

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 16, 2018 06:17 PM (y3aQB)


You sir Bot, are a gentleman or lady. I read all except that last line. I'm am getting as bad other places as I am on Ace.

This should blow some people's minds on the left. An SNL comic is writing for Breitbart. Great thing is that at his age he doesn't have to worry so much about blowback. And this helps Breitbart with the celebrity obssessed population.

Roseanne, Dennis...maybe Tim Allen. Ya know, before the Crazy Olympics began, Allen was on Kimmel, telling him Hollywood was like the fascist 30s. And why. Kimmel had not yet entered into Crazyland, at least publically, and I don't remember him pushing back. Maybe he was just surprised.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 06:24 PM (7E3mr)

260 close tags . ggrrrr

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 16, 2018 06:24 PM (CPk08)

261
Did you see any of the links I posted over the weekend and in this morning's EMT? This is going to be a cool mission.


I sho'nuff did. Thanks for the launch updates, too.

I truly thought that when SCOAMF killed off the Shuttle program even though those airframes had used less than 25% of their projected life, I'd never be able to watch launches from the front yard again.

I'm really glad to have been wrong. Watching a rocket stage perform a retro burn was a real treat, one I didn't ever expect to see.

Of course, I never thought we'd set foot on the moon in my lifetime either...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 16, 2018 06:25 PM (GdWl+)

262 Yeah! Fat building, When you move your arm and the wattles keep shaking for 3 minutes.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2018 06:25 PM (LM5sx)

263 It's always amazed me how some species have been able to bring themselves to reproduce.
....

Some walrus looks at that walrus and hears "oh oh DREAM Weaver ..."

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 16, 2018 06:25 PM (2wOtx)

264 232
Now, who has just realized that "high fructose corn syrup" in composition is not that much different from plain table sugar?

That should help unbunch some panties.

Anyone who still thinks fructose is bad should definitely avoid eating any fruit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2018 06:16 PM (4o+ea)


Yep, sugar is sugar, basically. That is why the paleo diet doesn't encourage eating fruit. Our ancient ancestors surely enjoyed eating fruit, but they could only get it in season. They didn't have it year-round like we do today.

(I'm not on the paleo diet myself. I'm in the "eat sensibly, in moderation" camp, as you mentioned earlier.)

Posted by: rickl at April 16, 2018 06:25 PM (sdi6R)

265 Sure ... but table sugar has cleavage. Game over.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 16, 2018 06:19 PM (8gDQu)

Good point.

Cleavage, FTW!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2018 06:24 PM (4o+ea)


Where did ya'll think Sugar Tits started?

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 06:26 PM (7E3mr)

266 maybe a stupid question , Does IRS call from NY, for collections? (lives in SW)

Posted by: willow at April 16, 2018 06:27 PM (eaoOY)

267 True Story.
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 16, 2018 06:22 PM (2wOtx)
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Great metabolism and if I could beat her up and take it from her I would.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2018 06:27 PM (oMtOd)

268
It's sure teasing the theoretical zombies, all those fat, slow, well-marbled academics...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 16, 2018 05:44 PM (xJa6I)



And now I'm hungry.


Instead, eating skinny, alcohol-marinated free range hobos,

Howzabout we switch to pampered, well-fed, highly domesticated academics?

It'll be just like Kobe beef....only more passive-aggressive.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2018 06:27 PM (E3rQ4)

269
There are a ton of fruits to eat that are hardly even remotely as nasty as HFCS. But Type 2 and Type 3 diabetes are valid choices for those who so choose.

Just don't ask me to pay for your medical insurance.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 16, 2018 06:27 PM (LOgQ4)

270 It's always amazed me how some species have been able to bring themselves to reproduce.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 16, 2018 06:22 PM

*******

All ugly animals have a baculum, or, in the case of the walrus, an "oosik", which helps there...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 16, 2018 06:28 PM (e9G8E)

271 maybe a stupid question , Does IRS call from NY, for collections? (lives in SW)
Posted by: willow at April 16, 2018 06:27 PM (eaoO
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NO!!!!!!!!!!!

They never call, they send letters. It's a scam, Willow!

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2018 06:28 PM (oMtOd)

272 Where did ya'll think Sugar Tits started?

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 06:26 PM (7E3mr)


Sugar Walls > Sugar Tits

But it's close.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 16, 2018 06:28 PM (8gDQu)

273 268
It's sure teasing the theoretical zombies, all those fat, slow, well-marbled academics...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 16, 2018 05:44 PM (xJa6I)


And now I'm hungry.


Instead, eating skinny, alcohol-marinated free range hobos,

Howzabout we switch to pampered, well-fed, highly domesticated academics?

It'll be just like Kobe beef....only more passive-aggressive.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2018 06:27 PM (E3rQ4)


As long as we don't have to massage them and play them soothing music.

Oh and I want a job on the kill floor.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 16, 2018 06:28 PM (xJa6I)

274 I'm accumulating mass.

Posted by: josephistan at April 16, 2018 06:28 PM (ANIFC)

275 Any comparison between HFCS and fruits is ... fruity.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 16, 2018 06:23 PM (LOgQ4)


With respect, you kinda missed the point. My point was that fructose is a major carbohydrate in fruits, generally speaking, and health nuts often urge people to eat more fruit.

I was comparing HFCS with sucrose, with which it is pretty closely comparable. My point was that there's absolutely wrong with fructose, per se; any problems arising from HFCS would arise from consuming a comparable amount of sucrose.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2018 06:28 PM (4o+ea)

276 266 maybe a stupid question , Does IRS call from NY, for collections? (lives in SW)
Posted by: willow at April 16, 2018 06:27 PM (eaoOY)

The IRS never calls or emails. Mail only. Scam.

Posted by: josephistan at April 16, 2018 06:29 PM (ANIFC)

277 bluebell i told myhusband so, but he believed them. he gave them his name and address. so what can they do with a name address ? lol
said we owed 14 k, he's like what i haven't even sent this years in yet, no fkn wayLOl

Posted by: willow at April 16, 2018 06:30 PM (eaoOY)

278 There are a ton of fruits to eat that are hardly even remotely as nasty as HFCS.


That's ridiculous. HFCS ~ table sugar.

Please re-read what I posted above.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2018 06:30 PM (4o+ea)

279 ***Lena Dunham has been leaking her topless photos for a while now.
(NSFW!)
https://tinyurl.com/yd9f3um7
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 16, 2018 06:11 PM (CPk0)***

It's like a SharPei puppy with flippers...

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 16, 2018 06:30 PM (uDcBt)

280 Finally, a gainz thread. I've been working my butt off for a month, high protein, low carb, lift 6 days a week, walk 3 miles. I was 341 on March 19, as of this morning, down to 305. Spent the first 2 weeks of Feb in bed with a wrenched back because of my big fat belly, need to make changes for good.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 16, 2018 06:30 PM (87EdW)

281 willow, NO, Never.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2018 06:31 PM (LM5sx)

282 WaPo and NYT earn a Pulitzer for fake news.


The New York Times
@nytimes
The New York Times shares the Pulitzer in National Reporting with The @WashingtonPost for coverage that unearthed possible ties between Russia and President Trump's inner circle

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 16, 2018 06:31 PM (+y/Ru)

283
All ugly animals have a baculum, or, in the case of the walrus, an "oosik", which helps there...


IINM, Dave Barry has an oosik on his staff at the Miami Herald.

Walter is his name.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 16, 2018 06:31 PM (GdWl+)

284 The IRS never calls or emails. Mail only. Scam.

Posted by: josephistan at April 16, 2018 06:29 PM


Seconded, thirded, fourthed. Hang up on the scammers or threaten them. Ask them from where they are calling.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 16, 2018 06:31 PM (LOgQ4)

285 11,800 memes dropped by Q in a mega meme drop. Hat tip to McAllister Tv YouTube channel. Download, save, and research. It's safe. Good channel where link to Q meme mega drop can be found as well.

LINK TO Q MEGA-MEME DROP:

https://mega.nz/#F!z1FCnaiA!4NS6tTnFm...

Posted by: Monk at April 16, 2018 06:31 PM (9acFt)

286 josephastand, well they shook him up. told me to verify it, i said you want me to call them back, he said no. so i see the number is getting a lot of hits (irs) scaring the heck out of people , telling them if they don't pay they are sending the police.

Posted by: willow at April 16, 2018 06:31 PM (eaoOY)

287 When will Back hair shaming stop, asking for a friend.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 16, 2018 06:31 PM (dKiJG)

288 ***Lena Dunham has been leaking her topless photos for a while now.
(NSFW!)
https://tinyurl.com/yd9f3um7

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 16, 2018 06:11 PM (CPk0)***


I believe "foisting" is the appropriate word, here.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 16, 2018 06:31 PM (8gDQu)

289 Great metabolism and if I could beat her up and take it from her I would.



Posted by: bluebell
....

Did I mention that she is also closer to 50 than 40 ?

I am thinking possibly bionic, maybe a hidden thigh mounted nuke plant....


Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 16, 2018 06:31 PM (2wOtx)

290 i have the number

Posted by: willow at April 16, 2018 06:31 PM (eaoOY)

291 ABC evening news with David Muir going all-in against Trump with tonight's "news" all about Comey and what he told Georgie, and Stormy D, and Cohen, and all the rest.

The first ten minutes comes on like a National Enquirer front page.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 16, 2018 06:32 PM (4ZE6o)

292 I think that HFCS is not so terribly bad, but it is so easy to put in EVERYTHING as a sweetner, that you just get too much sugar as a sweetner additive to everything. Making foods just a touch sweeter can make them a lot more attractive.

It's incredible how HFCS finds it's way into a lot of processed foods and snacks as a sweetner. And really, that's the problem. Too much of anything is not good for you.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 16, 2018 06:32 PM (vcOmj)

293 271 maybe a stupid question , Does IRS call from NY, for collections? (lives in SW)
Posted by: willow at April 16, 2018 06:27 PM (eaoO
--------

NO!!!!!!!!!!!

They never call, they send letters. It's a scam, Willow!
Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2018 06:28 PM (oMtOd)

+++

That's what I understood, too. But why do they ask for your phone number on the tax forms?

Posted by: washrivergal at April 16, 2018 06:32 PM (Kcf2u)

294 I've always thought that body type is due to their hormones or genes that are linked to their sexual orientation.
Posted by: LASue at April 16, 2018 06:15 PM (Z48ZB)


========

I think the aspects of appearance or mannerisms of homosexuals is mostly affectation. There is no evidence of a gay gene, since there are many cases of identical twins who grew up to have differing orientations. Not to mention some are gender conforming, some are gender non-conforming. It boils down to early environment rather than nature, I think. Look at DeGeneres or Milo. Both abused.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 16, 2018 06:32 PM (/qEW2)

295 So, to compete in Fatbuilding, do you have to be able to stand up? For the poses, I mean.

.

Posted by: Toad-O at April 16, 2018 06:32 PM (cct0t)

296 Willow, if it really was the IRS they would know your name and address. Please convince him it's a scan and don't give them any more info.

Google it up and you'll find lots of info about these scams.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2018 06:32 PM (oMtOd)

297 No, willow, they never call, letters only.

Scam.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 16, 2018 06:32 PM (Mbmmf)

298 Some low sugar fruits are tomato, cucumber, bell peppers, avocado. Kiwi, blackberries and raspberries are also relatively low sugar.

You don't "need" fruit. You can get all the nutrients you need from vegetables. I like small amounts of raspberries for the anthocyanosides, despite the sugar because I can only eat so much red cabbage.

Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2018 06:32 PM (CAKgV)

299 Deplorable Jay Guevara

Got it. Less sugar, either sucrose or HFCS, less problems.

At high doses of either, problems, unless you are man-sledding in Antartica, losing weight on a 10,000 Cal / day diet. (True story. 10,000 cal / day and he was starving. His food, however, was mostly fat).

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2018 06:33 PM (hyuyC)

300 The IRS DOES NOT CALL, PERIOD. That's a scam.

Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2018 06:34 PM (CAKgV)

301 I saw the Thunder tv announcer got suspended for saying "He's out of his cotton picking mind"

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 16, 2018 06:34 PM (dKiJG)

302 bluebell i told them They know our address! He said they wanted verification .

Posted by: willow at April 16, 2018 06:34 PM (eaoOY)

303 i have the number
Posted by: willow at April 16, 2018 06:31 PM (eaoOY)


With respect, the hell you do.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2018 06:34 PM (y87Qq)

304 I don't know, washrivergal, but if it were the IRS calling Willow with a phone number she provided, they would surely know her name and address.

But if you look online I think they even say they never call.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2018 06:34 PM (oMtOd)

305 I like small amounts of raspberries for the anthocyanosides,
...


Yeah me too!

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 16, 2018 06:34 PM (2wOtx)

306 Last night I took my resting heart beat...and omgawd! I am so out of shape. Scared myself. Ever since my sister's diagnosis last year and this super cold winter, I've let myself go.

The extra weight I'm losing, but it looks like the many years of no exercise have caught up to me. Crap on a cracker, I better start exercising again.

Does anyone else take their resting heartbeat and freak out.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 06:34 PM (7E3mr)

307 Teh IRS callers what have a thick Punjabi accent are totes legit, though...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 16, 2018 06:34 PM (e9G8E)

308 285 11,800 memes dropped by Q in a mega meme drop. Hat tip to McAllister Tv YouTube channel. Download, save, and research. It's safe. Good channel where link to Q meme mega drop can be found as well.

LINK TO Q MEGA-MEME DROP:

https://mega.nz/#F!z1FCnaiA!4NS6tTnFm...
Posted by: Monk at April 16, 2018 06:31 PM (9acFt)

You have to use the link from her channel because the decryption key is included.

It's very interesting.

Can't wait for the GITMO trials.

Laters.

Posted by: Monk at April 16, 2018 06:35 PM (9acFt)

309 #IfHeDiesHeDies

Posted by: WomenOfHeftOnTop at April 16, 2018 06:35 PM (Kr7sj)

310 Some low sugar fruits are tomato, cucumber, bell peppers, avocado.

Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2018 06:32 PM (CAKgV)


They're so low in sugar that nobody considers them fruits.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 16, 2018 06:35 PM (8gDQu)

311 When will Back hair shaming stop, asking for a friend.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 16, 2018 06:31 PM (dKiJG)

Be loud and proud....teach your women to comb it and how to check for ticks.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 16, 2018 06:35 PM (EoRCO)

312 anthocyno schmooops are what makes raspberries so yummy..

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 16, 2018 06:36 PM (2wOtx)

313 Seconded, thirded, fourthed. Hang up on the scammers or threaten them. Ask them from where they are calling.Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 16, 2018 06:31 PM (LOgQ4)
They actually will give you a real address. Although, John smith in kentucky typically doesn't have an indian accent.
There are great youtube audios of people scamming the irs scammers. You can hear them if you search for youtube, irs scammers.

Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2018 06:36 PM (CAKgV)

314 hogmartin well i have the number they called from

Posted by: willow at April 16, 2018 06:36 PM (eaoOY)

315
That's what I understood, too. But why do they ask for your phone number on the tax forms?
Posted by: washrivergal at April 16, 2018 06:32 PM



I wonder that, too. And why they ask for your Occupation? If I put "Sea Monkey Tamer" for my occupation, I wonder if it would trigger an audit.

Posted by: Hands - mmmmm, high fructose fat at April 16, 2018 06:36 PM (EzdLW)

316 301 I saw the Thunder tv announcer got suspended for saying "He's out of his cotton picking mind"
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 16, 2018 06:34 PM (dKiJG)

He made out better than that Star bucks manager

Posted by: josephistan at April 16, 2018 06:36 PM (ANIFC)

317 You sir Bot, are a gentleman or lady. I read all except that last line. I'm am getting as bad other places as I am on Ace.
++++
Well don't know if I am a Gentleman, But I try

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 16, 2018 06:36 PM (y3aQB)

318 bought a starfruit at the grocery store today. Had to look it up . If you have kidney disease this fruit could possible kill you. Do I give it the buy a sammich from the gas station test?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2018 06:36 PM (LM5sx)

319 302 bluebell i told them They know our address! He said they wanted verification .
Posted by: willow at April 16, 2018 06:34 PM (eaoOY)

Don't do business with them over the phone.

IRS sends things via certified mail.

Sadly, I know this first hand.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 16, 2018 06:37 PM (xJa6I)

320 They're so low in sugar that nobody considers them fruits.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 16, 2018 06:35 PM (8gDQu)

I know, but they fit the definition.

Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2018 06:37 PM (CAKgV)

321 I believe "foisting" is the appropriate word, here.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 16, 2018 06:31 PM (8gDQu)


Leaking, dripping, oozing, weeping...whatever.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 16, 2018 06:37 PM (CPk08)

322 bluebell i told them They know our address! He said they wanted verification .
Posted by: willow at April 16, 2018 06:34 PM (eaoOY)


Ask for their name and number. Tell them you will need to call them back.

Then call the real IRS (not the number you have been given) and ask if that person really works there. If they say no, tell them want happened and report it.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 06:37 PM (7E3mr)

323 i have the number
Posted by: willow at April 16, 2018 06:31 PM (eaoOY)


Drop it into a google search as three numbers, no punctuation: area code, exchange, last 4. See what comes up.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2018 06:38 PM (y87Qq)

324 Got it. Less sugar, either sucrose or HFCS, less problems.

At high doses of either, problems, unless you are man-sledding in Antartica, losing weight on a 10,000 Cal / day diet. (True story. 10,000 cal / day and he was starving. His food, however, was mostly fat).

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2018 06:33 PM



Sure, HFCS and fruits are certainly okay for people burning 3,000 plus calories per day. But that's very few people.

People who are desk-bound should know better, but they don't. Instead they turn into Type 2 and Type 3 people who our health care system can't possibly cover to the level everyone would like.

Somebody is going to lose some feet before this gets resolved.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 16, 2018 06:38 PM (LOgQ4)

325 Got it. Less sugar, either sucrose or HFCS, less problems.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2018 06:33 PM (hyuyC)


Absolutely right.

I just wanted to debunk the widespread impression that there's anything wrong with fructose, or that HFCS really has all that much fructose in it. Most people are surprised to find out that it's ~50% fructose, the rest glucose, and so is more or less like sucrose.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2018 06:38 PM (4o+ea)

326 318 bought a starfruit at the grocery store today. Had to look it up . If you have kidney disease this fruit could possible kill you. Do I give it the buy a sammich from the gas station test?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2018 06:36 PM (LM5sx)

+++

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why take that kind of chance?

Posted by: washrivergal at April 16, 2018 06:39 PM (Kcf2u)

327 Willow! Report the bastiges here:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/owykj6o

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 16, 2018 06:39 PM (e9G8E)

328 Hi Ben, I hear you were sent my email addy.
Good.
Have you set the dates for the get together?

Posted by: teej at April 16, 2018 06:39 PM (ZCD4H)

329 Listen, I was 50 lbs overweight for close to 20 years. One day I said enough, stopped eating so fucking much, worked out everyday and 1 year later I'm still down 50 lbs.

ALL IT TAKES IS EFFORT. SO TIRED OF THIS SHIT.

Posted by: down 50 at April 16, 2018 06:39 PM (4+B1r)

330 i have the number
Posted by: willow at April 16, 2018 06:31 PM (eaoOY)


Or shit, post it here. It's not PII for you, worst case it's legit and you're posting the SoNY treasury number, right? We can check it out.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2018 06:40 PM (y87Qq)

331 298 Some low sugar fruits are tomato, cucumber, bell peppers, avocado. Kiwi, blackberries and raspberries are also relatively low sugar.

You don't "need" fruit. You can get all the nutrients you need from vegetables. I like small amounts of raspberries for the anthocyanosides, despite the sugar because I can only eat so much red cabbage.

Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2018 06:32 PM (CAKgV)

I eat Pickles for a snack they are less than 1 carb per spear.

I make Pizza with the low carb tortilla.

I am diabetic.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 16, 2018 06:40 PM (dKiJG)

332 Moving ass frequently > Foodaphobic Internet 'research'

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 16, 2018 06:41 PM (2wOtx)

333 I'm going to pose nude. You can't get any more body positive than that.

Posted by: Michael Moore at April 16, 2018 06:41 PM (Kr7sj)

334 ALL IT TAKES IS EFFORT.

Posted by: down 50 at April 16, 2018 06:39 PM (4+B1r)


Yeah, but that's the crux of the problem, right there. The Constitution guarantees people effort-free lives.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 16, 2018 06:41 PM (8gDQu)

335 To the fat scholar I'd just add, there are certain ways of being that are preferable to other ways. You wouldn't dream of going into a terminal ward and lying to those patients and telling them that they were in the same position as, say, Elon Musk or Prince William. But you are doing this in other contexts for correctable problems such as obesity, so you are attacking it from the wrong end.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 16, 2018 06:41 PM (/qEW2)

336 The IRS DOES NOT CALL

What about the Spanish Inquisition?

Posted by: holding on Line 3 at April 16, 2018 06:42 PM (HRe0+)

337 re Exercise: Pick something that you can do everyday.

Do it everyday.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 16, 2018 06:42 PM (2wOtx)

338 Listen, I was 50 lbs overweight for close to 20 years. One day I said enough, stopped eating so fucking much, worked out everyday and 1 year later I'm still down 50 lbs.

ALL IT TAKES IS EFFORT. SO TIRED OF THIS SHIT.
Posted by: down 50 at April 16, 2018 06:39 PM (4+B1r)



Too much work.

May I suggest the Gas-Station Sushi Purge Diet?


The pounds melt away!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2018 06:43 PM (9q7Dl)

339 Well shoot, Harry Anderson has died.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 16, 2018 06:43 PM (gC2IV)

340 325 Got it. Less sugar, either sucrose or HFCS, less problems.


Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2018 06:33 PM (hyuyC)


Absolutely right.


I just wanted to debunk the widespread impression that there's anything wrong with fructose, or that HFCS really has all that much fructose in it. Most people are surprised to find out that it's ~50% fructose, the rest glucose, and so is more or less like sucrose.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2018 06:38 PM (4o+ea)
Less or no ANYTHING ending in -ose as well as honey, agave nectar, and maple syrup. BTW, bread causes blood glucose to spike faster than drinking actual glucose. Simple carbs metabolize into glucose. Remember too that starches, ie corn, potatoes, squash also raise blood sugar.

Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2018 06:44 PM (CAKgV)

341 Listen, I was 50 lbs overweight for close to 20 years. One day I said enough, stopped eating so fucking much, worked out everyday and 1 year later I'm still down 50 lbs.

ALL IT TAKES IS EFFORT. SO TIRED OF THIS SHIT.
Posted by: down 50 at April 16, 2018 06:39 PM (4+B1r)

My wife got me a Ronco Rotisserie and I lost 75 pounds. The chickens taste great, sometimes it what you eat.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 16, 2018 06:44 PM (dKiJG)

342 May I suggest the Gas-Station Sushi Purge Diet?
...

I'll see your sushi and raise you a 'meth'.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 16, 2018 06:44 PM (2wOtx)

343 re Exercise: Pick something that you can do everyday.

Do it everyday.


To be clear: "it" should involve more than the one arm.

Posted by: pro tip at April 16, 2018 06:44 PM (HRe0+)

344 Apparently there are men who love obese women - I've watched enough episodes of My 600lb life to know that. It's a weird fetish I think.

Posted by: IC at April 16, 2018 06:44 PM (a0IVu)

345 337 re Exercise: Pick something that you can do everyday.

Do it everyday.
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 16, 2018 06:42 PM (2wOtx)
-------
Or buy a tree farm. You can exercise, sneeze, and give blood all at the same time.

Posted by: Weasel at April 16, 2018 06:45 PM (MVjcR)

346 Wow, Harry Anderson?

He didn't seem that old.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 16, 2018 06:45 PM (xJa6I)

347
Remember Kimba Wood from the Clinton days. Bubba nominated her for AG, but she had an illegal maid problem, which had been plaguing a lot of his nominees. The previous AG nominee was shot down for the same thing. Janet El-Reno was the third, IIRC.

Kimba sounds like a stripper name. And pretty close. She "trained" at a Playboy bunny in London for a bit.

So Judge Kimba, Bunny judge. That's who's overseeing this shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 16, 2018 06:45 PM (8O3HH)

348
re Exercise: Pick something that you can do everyday.

Do it everyday.


Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 16, 2018 06:42 PM

*******

So... Fapping?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 16, 2018 06:45 PM (e9G8E)

349 Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder, but nobody wants to lift no heavy ass weight.

Posted by: Regular joe at April 16, 2018 06:45 PM (7PllL)

350 266 maybe a stupid question , Does IRS call from NY, for collections? (lives in SW)
Posted by: willow at April 16, 2018 06:27 PM (eaoOY)

IRS does not call, period.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 06:45 PM (NWiLs)

351 Scams have gotten very, very sophisticated.

I always ask for name and number and do a callback. But not to them, to the organization they are calling from, to see if they are legit.

If they are, I ask to be connected. Because I want to make sure it is the same person who made the outgoing call to me.

You can get an IRS employee name and call and say you are that person. So...the only way to be sure is to go thru the actual organization.

Ya gotta be very, very careful nowadays.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 06:46 PM (7E3mr)

352 teej, , creeper gave me your address. I apologize for not getting back to you yet. I'm looking for a way that that making the meetup would work for you. I caught NaCly Dog's comment this morning.

Here I am planning in April for October.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 16, 2018 06:46 PM (LM5sx)

353 HFCS ~ table sugar.

Please re-read what I posted above.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2018 06:30 PM

Sorry, but that is not my experience.
High Fructose Corn Syrup is not good for me, especially when I'm over 200 pounds.

I live on Refined sugar; without it, I am a half-dead zombie.

Cane sugar (brown sugar) in cookies is my lifeboat rations. Without my survival cookies, I would probably die.



Your experience is obviously different than mine.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse the unwoke at April 16, 2018 06:46 PM (roQNm)

354 340 Less or no ANYTHING ending in -ose as well as honey, agave nectar, and maple syrup. BTW, bread causes blood glucose to spike faster than drinking actual glucose. Simple carbs metabolize into glucose. Remember too that starches, ie corn, potatoes, squash also raise blood sugar.

Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2018 06:44 PM (CAKgV)


Yup yup. I'm an equal opportunity insulin vomiter.

Posted by: your pancreas at April 16, 2018 06:46 PM (NL6wI)

355 hmm, i called it back they sent my call to an agent, and all i heard wer people chatting. hmm.nbc said they IRS Just Hired Private Debt Collection Agencies to Chase Down Your Debt. as a search.

Posted by: willow at April 16, 2018 06:46 PM (eaoOY)

356 May I suggest the Gas-Station Sushi Purge Diet?
...

I'll see your sushi and raise you a 'meth'.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 16, 2018 06:44 PM (2wOtx)


Go with dysentery if you need to shed the weight quickly.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 16, 2018 06:47 PM (8gDQu)

357 Hannity response to Cohen allegations nood.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 16, 2018 06:47 PM (/qEW2)

358 Exercise: Pick something that you can do everyday.

Do it everyday.
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 16, 2018 06:42 PM (2wOtx)

The Paolo is in agreeing with you. The Paolo has molto exercise everyday.

Posted by: The Paolo at April 16, 2018 06:47 PM (bUjCl)

359 347
Kimba sounds like a stripper name. And pretty close. She "trained" at a Playboy bunny in London for a bit.

So Judge Kimba, Bunny judge. That's who's overseeing this shit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 16, 2018 06:45 PM (8O3HH)


So was she at least hawt when she was younger? Inquiring morons want to know.

Posted by: rickl at April 16, 2018 06:47 PM (sdi6R)

360 (631) 609-9160

Posted by: willow at April 16, 2018 06:48 PM (eaoOY)

361 .... aaaannnnddddd... nobody caught the Muldoonish Pun I threw out there at #145.

Y'all are slippin', heah!




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 16, 2018 06:48 PM (QzJWU)

362 I do the same with insurance companies, anyone who calls that I do not know.

Heard too many stories of things that sounded legit. But were not.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 06:48 PM (7E3mr)

363 hmm, i called it back
Posted by: willow at April 16, 2018 06:46 PM (eaoOY)


*sigh*

Please post the number or do a search for it.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2018 06:48 PM (y87Qq)

364 ty

Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2018 06:48 PM (y87Qq)

365 Willow, they're FAKES. If they call again, and you're really not sure, ask them to send it all to you via snail mail since you already have them your address. And if they all you to verify it again, refuse.

But I am 100% certain it's a scam.

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2018 06:49 PM (oMtOd)

366 360 (631) 609-9160
Posted by: willow at April 16, 2018 06:48 PM (eaoOY)

Scammer number, NOT IRS.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 16, 2018 06:49 PM (xJa6I)

367 Willow, it's a scam. The IRS does not call people. These fuckstick fraudsters are counting on exploiting people's tax time anxiety.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2018 06:50 PM (NWiLs)

368
The problem isn't so much of the single bottle of salad dressing with HFCS. It's the fact that every single thing in that same aisle has been similarly adulterated. The sugar that people are unknowingly consuming has gone extreme.

If people saw how much sugar they're inadvertently consuming every day they might wake up. But I'm not a food Nazi. Enjoy.

But please, I can hardly afford to pay for my own health insurance. Much less for your diabetes or stay in the Alzheimer's wing of a nursing home.

Read the label. Ditch the shit. Or make your own without sugar.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 16, 2018 06:51 PM (LOgQ4)

369 I've gotten messages left on my answering machine claiming to be from the IRS and saying that a warrant has been issued for my arrest. I just hit the delete button. Haven't been arrested yet.

Posted by: rickl at April 16, 2018 06:51 PM (sdi6R)

370 366 concur.

Willow:
https://www.irs.gov/privacy-disclosure/report-phishing

Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2018 06:51 PM (y87Qq)

371 hmm, i called it back they sent my call to an agent, and all i heard wer people chatting. hmm.nbc said they IRS Just Hired Private Debt Collection Agencies to Chase Down Your Debt. as a search.

Posted by: willow at April 16, 2018 06:46 PM (eaoOY)


I did hear that too.

You can still call IRS to verify it, and provide agency name to double check. And the phone number. If you are uncertain.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 06:51 PM (7E3mr)

372 Shoot me a short hello.
I'll check the calendar and get back at ya asap.

Let's keep that other part on the down low for those who didn't see it.

Posted by: teej at April 16, 2018 06:52 PM (ZCD4H)

373 willow, read this. It's from the IRS webpage.

https://tinyurl.com/ycgcrp9a

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2018 06:52 PM (oMtOd)

374 ok. or evrryone is getting calls from iRS today. but srsly wouldn't that be early it's due tomorrow night right, because holiday?

Posted by: willow at April 16, 2018 06:52 PM (eaoOY)

375 >> So was she at least hawt when she was younger?
>> Inquiring morons want to know.

Do an image search on her. She looks like she could've been. The bunny training was in the mid-'60s.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 16, 2018 06:52 PM (8O3HH)

376 Posted by: Monk at April 16, 2018 06:35 PM (9acFt)
++++
UMMMMM JUST NO !

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 16, 2018 06:52 PM (y3aQB)

377 365 Willow, they're FAKES. If they call again, and you're really not sure, ask them to send it all to you via snail mail since you already have them your address. And if they all you to verify it again, refuse.

But I am 100% certain it's a scam.
Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2018 06:49 PM (oMtOd)


With computers today they can mock up stuff to look legit. I'd go back to the supposed source...IRS...and get verification.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 06:53 PM (7E3mr)

378 And willow, these calls happen in our area ALL THE TIME. There are always complaints about them on our Nextdoor list.

The callers are all FAKES. I promise!

Posted by: bluebell at April 16, 2018 06:53 PM (oMtOd)

379 ty hogmartin, i have it up now

thanks bluebell

Posted by: willow at April 16, 2018 06:53 PM (eaoOY)

380 IRS scammers once called the lovely and long-suffering Mrs Roshia-no Botto at her office (not a public number!) asking for me! Scary what they already know about you...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 16, 2018 06:54 PM (e9G8E)

381 Isn't this just Sumo wrestling main-streamed?

*checks comments*

Ah, I see I am 360 comments too late.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2018 06:54 PM (nBBdT)

382 Good for you Farmer Bob. You glorious fat bastard. And remember that the weight loss will slow as you lose body fat but gain muscle.

Posted by: Regular joe at April 16, 2018 06:55 PM (7PllL)

383 https://www.treasury.gov/tigta/contact_report_scam.shtml

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 16, 2018 06:55 PM (e9G8E)

384 Wilow, forget this fake IRS, cal The Paolo instead.

Posted by: The Paolo at April 16, 2018 06:55 PM (bUjCl)

385 Posted by: willow at April 16, 2018 06:53 PM (eaoOY)

Good. Report them and think no more of it.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 16, 2018 06:57 PM (y87Qq)

386 Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2018 06:54 PM

Sugar wars, begun they have.
On the one side, people who can eat anything, allied with people who have to be careful with what they eat.

On the other side, professional nutritionists, dieticians, and health food nuts.

Choose your side, and have fun.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse the unwoke at April 16, 2018 06:58 PM (roQNm)

387 new post

Posted by: willow at April 16, 2018 06:58 PM (eaoOY)

388 On the other side, professional nutritionists, dieticians, and health food nuts.


Well, they are just privileged shamers.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 06:59 PM (7E3mr)

389 I live on Refined sugar; without it, I am a half-dead zombie.


Cane sugar (brown sugar) in cookies is my lifeboat rations. Without my survival cookies, I would probably die.


It takes 4 days to get off sugar, then about a month to stop wanting it. You have to kill off the sugar craving bacteria in your gut by eliminating sugar, eating fermented foods and replacing the bad bacteria with probiotics. It only sucks for the moment, then its over. You feel like hell very temporarily.

Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2018 06:59 PM (CAKgV)

390 9 I live on Refined sugar; without it, I am a half-dead zombie.


Cane sugar (brown sugar) in cookies is my lifeboat rations. Without my survival cookies, I would probably die.

It takes 4 days to get off sugar, then about a month to stop wanting it. You have to kill off the sugar craving bacteria in your gut by eliminating sugar, eating fermented foods and replacing the bad bacteria with probiotics. It only sucks for the moment, then its over. You feel like hell very temporarily.
Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2018 06:59 PM (CAKgV)


Yes. It is amazing how fast it goes away. It took me only a week, at the outside.

UNLESS, OP who craves sugar has messed up gut bacteria and has candida overgrowth. Then, he will continue to crave sugar until he gets rid of that overgrowth.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 16, 2018 07:03 PM (7E3mr)

391 376 Posted by: Monk at April 16, 2018 06:35 PM (9acFt)
++++
UMMMMM JUST NO !
Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 16, 2018 06:52 PM (y3aQB)
377 365 W

Why? Qanon has been right reliable for a very long time with access to POTUS. Almost 1200 posts.

What is your evidence that Q is wrong? Do you have an ulterior motive to MAGA and jailing the criminals?

So I'm going with Trump and what the steps Trump is taking to rid the all the trafficking, criminals, law and order, ect....

Peace and Prosperity. Trust the Plan.

Posted by: Monk at April 16, 2018 07:04 PM (9acFt)

392 "Fat-exclusionary sport culture"?

???

You mean the culture that kept Babe Ruth out of the Hall of Fame? That culture?

Posted by: George LeS at April 16, 2018 07:19 PM (+TcCF)

393 I eat fruit. Kind of a lot of it. I make a smoothie with almond milk, berries and banana for lunch most days. I try to limit my eating to what God put on the earth. Animals, dairy, fruit and veggies.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 16, 2018 07:19 PM (lwiT4)

394 If this guy proposes letting boys compete as girls in his "building" competitions......

Would that be trans-fat?

Posted by: GWB at April 16, 2018 08:29 PM (SxyLc)

395 So... a "Cone of Silence" goes for $43k these days?

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 16, 2018 08:35 PM (RuIsu)

396 Fat is ugly, but this crap report leaves me with a related question. I've rejected advice about building muscle mass just a I have rejected government advice about diet (cause of the obesity epidemic). If one has muscle mass due to ongoing activities at work and play, then it is what is needed for your lifestyle.

However, If I exercise and build muscle mass that is otherwise not needed, is that any better for the heart and longevity than fat? Is 5 lbs of excess muscle any better than 5 lbs of excess fat?

I'm within 5 lbs of my target weight through calorie restrictions and walking 2-3 miles a day. I won't do any exercise that risks joint health such as jogging or running. My uncle was active through his 90's and lived to be 100. How does one have a good life and beat that?

Posted by: 64 yr old guy having fun a work at April 16, 2018 09:59 PM (xpKpV)

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