Diamond & Silk: Mark Zuckerberg Lied, Facebook Didn't Contact Us

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Popular pro-Trump sisters Diamond and Silk Wednesday night claimed Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg lied when he told Congress his team had gotten in touch with them to correct an "enforcement error."

Zuckerburg told the House panel this:

"Congressman, in that specific case, our team made an enforcement error and we have already gotten in touch with them to reverse it," he testified. But Diamond and Silk say that never happened:


"No!" the sisters replied in unison, when Ingraham asked [about Facebook contacting them to resolve the sitation]. "We have not been in communication with Facebook. We have not been contacted. We have not spoken with anyone over the phone, so that was a lie," Diamond added.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:40 PM




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1 thnx ace!

Posted by: concrete girl at April 12, 2018 01:33 PM (h9wAA)

2 Gray or grey?

Posted by: lin-duh @ work, really...I'm working at April 12, 2018 01:33 PM (UOJYi)

3 2 Gray or grey?

Posted by: lin-duh @ work, really...I'm working at April 12, 2018 01:33 PM (UOJYi)



Color or sexual deviant?

Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 12, 2018 01:34 PM (9CkBG)

4 Good thing for Zuck that he was not under oath.

Posted by: JAS at April 12, 2018 01:34 PM (sCN2W)

5 BC,
Btw.... loved the podcast with Kurt. Laughed a lot!!

Posted by: lin-duh @ work, really...I'm working at April 12, 2018 01:35 PM (UOJYi)

6 Ace lied to us. He told us it was daytime in here.

Posted by: The AoSHQ Hamsters at April 12, 2018 01:35 PM (vtcmf)

7 Someone on the wireless said Mark Douchebagger looked like Data from Star Trek II: Electric Boogaloo.

The kid needs to get out in the sunlight once in a while.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 12, 2018 01:36 PM (EoRCO)

8 5 BC,
Btw.... loved the podcast with Kurt. Laughed a lot!!

Posted by: lin-duh @ work, really...I'm working at April 12, 2018 01:35 PM (UOJYi)


Thanks! It was fun to do. And, when you have a chance to have Kurt Schlichter as a guest, you have Kurt Schlichter as a guest.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at April 12, 2018 01:36 PM (9CkBG)

9
Sefton with the save.

Grecian Formula.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2018 01:37 PM (VM6ev)

10 who unscrewed the lightbulbs ??

Posted by: runner at April 12, 2018 01:37 PM (bUjCl)

11
Zuck the Cuck lied?

Shocka!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 01:37 PM (pNxlR)

12 oh, good

Posted by: runner at April 12, 2018 01:37 PM (bUjCl)

13 th!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 01:37 PM (pNxlR)

14 He seemed very comfortable lying

Posted by: runner at April 12, 2018 01:38 PM (bUjCl)

15 Obama loved to do this crap.

He'd come out of a meeting saying, "That was a wonderful productive meeting and we've agreed to X."

Everyone in the media would then congratulate Obama on his excellent negotiating skills.

Then the people in the meeting would come out and say, "What? That never happened." Of course that would be much less reported, if at all.

Obama meeting with Caterpillar's CEO is one example I can think of.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 12, 2018 01:38 PM (iv0p7)

16 Leave Facebook anyway.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 12, 2018 01:38 PM (yL25O)

17
D&S misunderstood the purpose of that "Which Disney Princess Are You?" quiz link that showed up in their FB feed.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 01:39 PM (pNxlR)

18 come on, who cares what happens to these extremists? It couldn't happen to any of us...

*ring ring*

"hello...yes. uh huh. ok. I see. Ok. bye"

I just got banned from internet, fired, and my lawyer was shot in the middle of the street.

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 12, 2018 01:39 PM (Kuhyt)

19 Bill Kristol has a wax fruit bowl on top of his refrigerator so people will think he can actually reach the top of his refrigerator.

He can't.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 12, 2018 01:39 PM (Q9dnf)

20 And posts about Diamond and Silk on facebook???? If you SHARE anything from them?

They show up on your page... but don't get forwarded to other people who are friends of yours, and following you...

Even when other posts do show up.... tested it just this morning...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 12, 2018 01:40 PM (NgKpN)

21 It's almost as though high level corporate culture is about deceit and manipulation.

Who would have thought?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at April 12, 2018 01:40 PM (CPk08)

22 I believe Zuck was using the editorial "we" in saying we had been in touch with them...meaning his enforcement guys. He couldn't give two hoots about D and S.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2018 01:40 PM (0tfLf)

23 Contact to Facebook means an automated email reply.
Not a call from a real person, nor a interaction with a bot.

Posted by: standfast24 at April 12, 2018 01:40 PM (PNFIr)

24 I'm shocked that Zuckerberg is a lying weasel.Shocked.

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2018 01:41 PM (LiyEm)

25 Liar liar pants on fire.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 12, 2018 01:41 PM (YkEgi)

26
Nothing can beat the vapidity of ObiWon's meeting with staffers in early 2009 where they jaw-jawed about saving on supplies' purchases by buying in bulk. What a steaming load of BS that was.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 01:41 PM (pNxlR)

27
Maybe fuckerberg meant he'd get in touch with his "team."

Posted by: Soothie at April 12, 2018 01:41 PM (9pmNr)

28 I wish somebody had sponsored Diamond and Silk to take a trip to DC and crash these hearings. Imagine them getting in Zuck's face and then switching off the mics of the Congressmen heading the hearings, then turning around and saying:

"OH YOU DONT LIKE IT WHEN YOUR VOICES HAVE BEEN CUT OFF? NOW MAYBE YOU UNDERSTAND HOW WE FEEL!"

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 12, 2018 01:41 PM (+dsLj)

29 I was getting new post insecure.

Posted by: Roy at April 12, 2018 01:41 PM (7n4KQ)

30 Popular pro-Trump sisters Diamond and Silk Wednesday night claimed
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg lied when he told Congress his team had
gotten in touch with them to correct an "enforcement error."

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It's useful to see the way this works.

Trump says the vague "I don't know about the $130,000 payment" and it means he lied about knowing about the $130,000 payment, and/or the exact time the payment was made, and/or who the payment was made to, etc., and it's why he voluntarily revoked any and all attorney client privilege with that statement.

Zuckerberg says the specific "My team has gotten in touch with them" and he didn't mean him or his team specifically, but the customer service robot that automatically tells them their account has been deleted.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 01:42 PM (LV5XU)

31 Perjury...except (deliberately) no oath. Does anyone think Ryan and McConnell do not want conservative voices silenced?

Posted by: CN at April 12, 2018 01:42 PM (5gaNQ)

32 The amazing thing about Zuck's testimony?

Was he kept saying he didn't know...

For a CEO to NOT know that there was public outcry about Censorship on his platform????

He must live in a bubble...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 12, 2018 01:42 PM (NgKpN)

33 Ladies, the moose outside should have told you.

Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2018 01:42 PM (gbWkA)

34 Can someone explain Diamond and Silk's eyebrows to me?


I saw this last night and seeing their eyebrows just hurt my brain in a way I can't describe.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 01:42 PM (Fqc6P)

35 Sefton with the save.



Esposito with the rebound & sore!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 01:42 PM (BoFYZ)

36 Shocked- SHOCKED-- etc, etc.

Posted by: The Mass Media can EABOD at April 12, 2018 01:43 PM (C1NyB)

37 I too have comment insecure, I feel like no one reads or responds to my comments!//

Posted by: lin-duh @ work, really...I'm working at April 12, 2018 01:43 PM (UOJYi)

38 Zuck lied, Facebook Died?

One of those Q people noted that Darpa had a project to collect all data on everyone ... but canceled it about the same time Facebook came online. Coincidence?

As with all the backdoor access agreements, it seems certain that government has aligned with these internet powerhouses, including MSFT, GOOG ... and the rest. MetaData gives them a ton to analyze, and on any specific person the devious ones inside FBI/CIA etc. can collect all blackmail material they need.

https://www.wired.com/2004/02/pentagon-kills-lifelog-project/

Posted by: illiniwek at April 12, 2018 01:43 PM (bT8Z4)

39 Either Suckenberg knowingly lied or someone is in big trouble at Facebook HQ.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2018 01:43 PM (s9DTK)

40
He can't.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 12, 2018 01:39 PM (Q9dnf)


To be fair, there are times, few in number, when he can launch a load of "mayonnaise" up to there. It's all a matter of to whom he is jacked in at the time.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 01:43 PM (pNxlR)

41 The kid needs to get out in the sunlight once in a while.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 12, 2018 01:36 PM (EoRCO)


That's fatal to the vampire-American community.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Come See the New Trump Section at The Outrage Outlet! at April 12, 2018 01:43 PM (hLRSq)

42 Zuckerman? Lied? Unpossible!!

I saw this last night and seeing their eyebrows just hurt my brain in a way I can't describe.

I don't like their act, its too cartoonish for me, like someone from another country trying to depict black women from watching a sitcom or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 01:43 PM (39g3+)

43 I wish I knew what to do about FB. I have a ton of cousins on there from another country that only just found me now after 30 years, and I'm forced to use it because of my job, which requires a personal account in order to run FB advertising. I'd tell the cousins to use WhatsApp but FB owns that too. It's like dealing with AT&T in the 90s.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 12, 2018 01:43 PM (+dsLj)

44 Whats with the blank comment and no name at 37?

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 01:44 PM (sjdRT)

45 Bill Kristol has lost his war with Russia boner.

Jonah Goldberg is on his knees trying to resuscitate it.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 12, 2018 01:44 PM (Q9dnf)

46 I'm all in in appointing a special prosecutor for this perjury to Congress. Share the Joy, says I.

Posted by: Gumby at April 12, 2018 01:44 PM (2LelM)

47 If it's not a common carrier, they can do whatever they want. Enough whining about "censorship". Find another platform.


I've heard a rumor that there are things called "websites", even things called "blogs" where people write all kinds of stuff. Perhaps some very sophistimicated pioneers should try these edgy things to get their messages out. I think, though this may be technically difficult, that there is this thing called "email" whereby one can share links to these "website" things.


But this might all be only for the tech-savvy or even code-writers. Not sure.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2018 01:44 PM (QDnY+)

48 Well, to be fair, they hadn't had a chance to update Zuck's prevarication module at that point.

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 12, 2018 01:44 PM (RD7QR)

49 37 I too have comment insecure, I feel like no one reads or responds to my comments!//
Posted by: lin-duh @ work, really...I'm working at April 12, 2018 01:43 PM (UOJYi)

I blame it on being shadow banned by ace.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2018 01:44 PM (s9DTK)

50 Just to play Devil's Advocate here. Perhaps when he was referring to "already gotten in touch with them" he meant his own team and not Diamond and Silk personally. But this begs another question. Why did anyone have to be contacted? What in the world could they have done to get banned from a platform that allows pages to exist that are a million times worse. Oh well, I deleted my facebook page and Twitter a few weeks ago anyway. Don't miss it at all. My life, my experiences and memories are not products to be sold to the DNC cause they love Obama.

Posted by: Bri at April 12, 2018 01:44 PM (ORnFV)

51 Jonah Goldberg

**************************

His mother must be so proud of him these days. /s

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 12, 2018 01:45 PM (+dsLj)

52 Facebook is bullshit
*DELETE*

Posted by: Average Joe at April 12, 2018 01:45 PM (2BcrJ)

53 Can someone explain Diamond and Silk's eyebrows to me?





I saw this last night and seeing their eyebrows just hurt my brain in a way I can't describe.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 01:42 PM (Fqc6P)


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Sharpie sponsorship.

Posted by: Paul Ryan, Esquire at April 12, 2018 01:45 PM (LV5XU)

54
With the impending plague of commenting insecurity about to strike here, it behooves the Head Ewok to get in front of matters by offering monetary incentives to comment herein.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 01:45 PM (pNxlR)

55 First off, I would like to extend my sincerest apologies to all the people my hateful rhetoric has hurt and wounded.

blink blink blink long-blink long-blink long-blink blink blink blink

uhh, also I will endeavor to do all I can to ensure that the goal of diversity is fulfilled in all its forms throughout all of American society. As Americans, we should all be united in the fact that we have no defining characteristic outside of our lack of history before 2008 and that we are all immigrants.

In closing, I accept full responsibility for my crimes and hateful hate that has caused violence against many thoughtful civil servants and led to all 17 US intelligence agencies feeling very bad.

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 12, 2018 01:45 PM (Kuhyt)

56 I tried to watch Zuck testify, but all I could think of was throat punching that pasty twat.

Posted by: Gumby at April 12, 2018 01:45 PM (2LelM)

57 Why does Zuck hate black women speaking freely? Does he want to put them back in chains?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 12, 2018 01:45 PM (Dp6qK)

58 Darn sock. Screw you guys, I'm outta here!

Posted by: Paul Ryan, Esquire at April 12, 2018 01:45 PM (LV5XU)

59 Maybe Zuckerberg shouldn't have addressed the letter intended for Diamond and Silk to WWE headquarters.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2018 01:45 PM (oDzyA)

60 Maybe fuckerberg meant he'd get in touch with his "team."
Posted by: Soothie at April 12, 2018 01:41 PM (9pmNr)


Maybe he contacted a team member who plays the wrong position.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 01:46 PM (jfS/c)

61
Bill Kristol has a wax fruit bowl on top of his refrigerator so people will think he can actually reach the top of his refrigerator.
He can't.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 12, 2018 01:39 PM (Q9dnf)


That's where Rick Wilson hides his stash

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2018 01:46 PM (lKyWE)

62 I too have comment insecure, I feel like no one reads or responds to my comments!

Did someone say something?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 01:46 PM (39g3+)

63 So, what you're saying, then, is that Mr. Zuckerberg personally reached out to you and apologized?

Posted by: Cathy Newman at April 12, 2018 01:46 PM (8TdcF)

64 59 Maybe Zuckerberg shouldn't have addressed the letter intended for Diamond and Silk to WWE headquarters.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2018 01:45 PM (oDzyA)


And he mistook a trash basket for a letter box.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 01:46 PM (jfS/c)

65 are we about at that point in the Cycle when the greedy lying little dwarf turns into a dragon?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 01:46 PM (AM5/F)

66 there you see, we have nothing to fear

*ring ring*

"hello. yes. uh huh. Are you sure? Ok. thanks, bye"

There are now troops stationed at my house. weird huh?

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 12, 2018 01:47 PM (Kuhyt)

67 i shoulda knowed there was a nood
no one tole me coz ah am
shadow banned

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 12, 2018 01:47 PM (hMwEB)

68 56 I tried to watch Zuck testify, but all I could think of was throat punching that pasty twat.
Posted by: Gumby at April 12, 2018 01:45 PM (2LelM)


Sitting on his booster seat would just raise his throat to a more convenient height.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 01:47 PM (jfS/c)

69 There was a facebook wet team on it*s way to Diamond and Silk*s residence but it was delayed. That is what was meant by Suckerberg.

Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2018 01:47 PM (gbWkA)

70
44 Whats with the blank comment and no name at 37?
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 01:44 PM (sjdRT)


Bob from NSA dealt with it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 01:47 PM (pNxlR)

71 54
With the impending plague of commenting insecurity about to strike here, it behooves the Head Ewok to get in front of matters by offering monetary incentives to comment herein.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 01:45 PM (pNxlR)

A 'living wage' if you will.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2018 01:47 PM (ycWCI)

72 This would be sufficient for Mueller to obtain a no-knock warrant, raid Zuckerburg's home, FB offices and seize everything.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2018 01:48 PM (Zdm89)

73 >Did someone say something?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 01:46 PM (39g3+)


Save it. Melmoth already f-ed up a perfectly good opportunity to mess with her. **shakes fist at Melmoth**

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 01:48 PM (sjdRT)

74 Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 12, 2018 01:43 PM (+dsLj)

Your need is greater than the need to take a stance. It's not a life or death situation at this point. There are enough other people to take up your slack. When you find an alternative that meets your needs then go for it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2018 01:48 PM (s9DTK)

75 Zuck lied?

Of course he did.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 12, 2018 01:48 PM (pw+jk)

76 I saw this last night and seeing their eyebrows just hurt my brain in a way I can't describe.
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Are they painted on? We have black chick cashier who sports some massive paint on eyebrows. Kind of shocking, but they go well with the glue on ginormous neon finger nails.

Posted by: Gumby at April 12, 2018 01:48 PM (2LelM)

77 blink blink blink long-blink long-blink long-blink blink blink blink

You left off "strangely mechanical little smile that fades away."

I feel for the guy, 5 hours with congressmen can't be any fun, and he probably was nervous and uncomfortable as heck. Plus, little guy sitting on a cushion doesn't exactly inspire confidence. I'd probably look weird and unpleasant up there too.

Well, everywhere, but especially there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 01:48 PM (39g3+)

78 Popular pro-Trump sisters Diamond and Silk Wednesday night claimed
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg lied when he told Congress his team had
gotten in touch with them to correct an "enforcement error."

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Anyone figure out how this means they're not publishers or whatever they were claiming to not be?

Posted by: Paul Ryan, Esquire at April 12, 2018 01:48 PM (LV5XU)

79 "I have heard reports of people being loaded into cattle cars and taken away. That is not true," said the Community Standards and Safety Commisioner.
"Thank you for dispelling that myth," said the senator chairing the Senate investigation committee, "Let us move on."

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 12, 2018 01:49 PM (YwV8E)

80 "No!" the sisters replied in unison, when Ingraham asked [about Facebook contacting them to resolve the sitation]. "We have not been in communication with Facebook. We have not been contacted. We have not spoken with anyone over the phone, so that was a lie," Diamond added.


Something about their reply bothers me, because I picked up on it when they were on local talk radio. Note that they say "over the phone" as if that is the only way that people "get in touch" these days.

Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2018 01:49 PM (Z5y53)

81 But we both know what memories can bring
They bring Diamonds and Silk
Yes we both know what memories can bring
They bring Diamond and Silk

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2018 01:49 PM (+y/Ru)

82 The amazing thing about Zuck's testimony?



Was he kept saying he didn't know...



For a CEO to NOT know that there was public outcry about Censorship on his platform????



He must live in a bubble...

Selective stupidity. It comes in handy sometimes. Like when you're testifying before Congress.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 12, 2018 01:49 PM (O5Q3r)

83 Dammit Paul.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 01:49 PM (LV5XU)

84 Willowed: Don't do lard, do coconut oil. Natural MCT oil (medium chain triglyceride) which helps with glucose.

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 01:49 PM (CAKgV)

85 For a CEO to NOT know that there was public outcry about Censorship on his platform????
=====

Hey don't lean on me man
Cause we ain't got time to check it
Back in Censorship City.

Wham, Bam, Thank you, Ma'am.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 12, 2018 01:49 PM (MIKMs)

86 D & S are not having a good physiological experience.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 12, 2018 01:49 PM (r9UYA)

87 i shoulda knowed there was a nood
no one tole me coz ah am
shadow banned


My God, its Maya Angelou!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 01:49 PM (39g3+)

88 We are being conquered from within, and I very much doubt the pendulum will swing far enough to the right to save us. Our culture is debased, our government is a corrupt behemoth, our youth are stupid and entitled and constantly offended, our hate-filled media throws gasoline on every fire it can find, and our borders are overrun.

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 12, 2018 01:49 PM (vkS2Z)

89 My life, my experiences and memories are not products to be sold to the DNC cause they love Obama.

More importantly, had the Beast won and if you were not one with the Borg she would know all of your life experiences and memories. Frightening, isn't it.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 12, 2018 01:49 PM (kUmUV)

90 It depends on what the meaning of "contacted" means. Liberal speak.

Posted by: SEAL Team 6 at April 12, 2018 01:50 PM (oiNtH)

91 >>Don't do lard, do coconut oil.


Butter

Accept no substitutes.

Posted by: Marlon Brando at April 12, 2018 01:50 PM (Fqc6P)

92 Save it. Melmoth already f-ed up a perfectly good opportunity to mess with her. **shakes fist at Melmoth**
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 01:48 PM (sjdRT)

Hey look I must not be shadow banned but it sounds like it might be coming.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2018 01:50 PM (s9DTK)

93 I tried to watch Zuck testify, but all I could think of was throat punching that pasty twat.
Posted by: Gumby at April 12, 2018 01:45 PM (2LelM)


The simpleton questions from our elected officials produced a dark cold rage in me.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 12, 2018 01:50 PM (y7DUB)

94 What is MTC oil? Never heard of it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 01:50 PM (tpDAe)

95 My God, its Maya Angelou!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 01:49 PM (39g3+)


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That's an excerpt from her 7th autobiography.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 01:51 PM (LV5XU)

96 76 I saw this last night and seeing their eyebrows just hurt my brain in a way I can't describe.
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Are they painted on? We have black chick cashier who sports some massive paint on eyebrows. Kind of shocking, but they go well with the glue on ginormous neon finger nails.
Posted by: Gumby at April 12, 2018 01:48 PM (2LelM)

My guess is that they're "threaded" ie sewn in. It's a thing, I hear.

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 01:51 PM (CAKgV)

97 D & S's subscribers should delete their accounts. Tit for tat. Stop contributing to Booster's billions.

Posted by: California Emigrant at April 12, 2018 01:51 PM (RbV5J)

98 I will endeavor to do all I can to ensure that the goal of diversity is fulfilled in all its forms throughout all of American society.
---------------

All of Zuckerberg's 'solutions' involve more FaceBook.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2018 01:51 PM (FJXGr)

99 Yes we both know what memories can bring
They bring Diamond and Silk


Looking up that song, all I ever knew it from was Judas Priest.

But... its originally a Joan Baez song??!?!?!?! *Baamm* head explodes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 01:51 PM (39g3+)

100 >>>50 Just to play Devil's Advocate here. Perhaps when he was referring to "already gotten in touch with them" he meant his own team and not Diamond and Silk personally. But this begs another question. Why did anyone have to be contacted? What in the world could they have done to get banned from a platform that allows pages to exist that are a million times worse. Oh well, I deleted my facebook page and Twitter a few weeks ago anyway. Don't miss it at all. My life, my experiences and memories are not products to be sold to the DNC cause they love Obama.
Posted by: Bri at April 12, 2018 01:44 PM (ORnFV)
_________
I, like all Pokemon, prefer to interpret things ways that fit my preconceived notions about the world.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 12, 2018 01:51 PM (Q9dnf)

101 Your need is greater than the need to take a stance. It's not a life or death situation at this point. There are enough other people to take up your slack. When you find an alternative that meets your needs then go for it.

************************

Not so much about taking a stance, but these hearings affirm Facebook will continue to steal my data with the only difference that they'll be more subtle and covert about it. The only recourse I have for now is to just populate most of my profile with fake bullshit. I really need to find a replacement for Messenger though.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 12, 2018 01:51 PM (+dsLj)

102
Butter

Accept no substitutes.
Posted by: Marlon Brando at April 12, 2018 01:50 PM (Fqc6P)

*snort

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 12, 2018 01:51 PM (zRZaJ)

103 I too have comment insecure, I feel like no one reads or responds to my comments!//
Posted by: lin-duh @ work, really...I'm working at April 12, 2018 01:43 PM (UOJYi)

Maybe you'd feel more secure ifyou started carrying a blanket around with you.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2018 01:52 PM (oDzyA)

104 A wannabe fascist turd lied about something? I may faint from the shock.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 01:52 PM (NWiLs)

105 My guess is that they're "threaded" ie sewn in.

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Wait, what?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 01:52 PM (LV5XU)

106 Waiting for the Left to call Diamond and Silk "coons," "house ni&&ers" and "Auntie Toms" in 3, 2, 1...

They did it to Clarence Thomas, the did it to Allen West, they do it to every American-African who escapes from the Democratic Plantation.

Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 01:52 PM (42M22)

107 Zuckerman? Lied?

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The Zuckerman Lied? The Internationale?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2018 01:52 PM (+y/Ru)

108 >> *Baamm* head explodes


I know, right!?

Posted by: Green Manalishi w/ 2 Forked Crown at April 12, 2018 01:52 PM (Fqc6P)

109 Accept no substitutes.
Posted by: Marlon Brando
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Yeah, it's not nice to fool me.

Posted by: Mother Nature at April 12, 2018 01:52 PM (FJXGr)

110 Congressman, in that specific case, our team made an enforcement error and we have already gotten in touch with them to reverse it

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 12, 2018 01:53 PM (yL25O)

111 Zsuck has that pasty android look.
Like Data from Star Trek.

Posted by: Dope at April 12, 2018 01:53 PM (hjMBa)

112 >>82 The amazing thing about Zuck's testimony?

The amazing thing is that he chose not to earn cheap grace by speaking for the millions of Americans who'd gladly see those two screeching imbeciles exiled to an island far, far, far away.

Posted by: Zod at April 12, 2018 01:53 PM (Bdeb0)

113 Just to play Devil's Advocate here. Perhaps when he was referring to "already gotten in touch with them" he meant his own team and not Diamond and Silk personally.

Yeah I'm sure that's what happened, CEO's often talk like that.

"Besides, they're just a couple of Oreos anyway"
--leftists everywhere

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 01:53 PM (39g3+)

114 actually, that vignette was from my perspective...not zuck's but whatever works.

I say something mildly conservative on the internet and get severely punished and have to read a humiliating confession

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 12, 2018 01:53 PM (Kuhyt)

115 54
With the impending plague of commenting insecurity about to strike here, it behooves the Head Ewok to get in front of matters by offering monetary incentives to comment herein.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 01:45 PM (pNxlR)


He's too busy fighting shelf insecurity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 01:53 PM (jfS/c)

116 Waiting for the Left to call Diamond and Silk "coons," "house ni&&ers" and "Auntie Toms" in 3, 2, 1...

They did it to Clarence Thomas, the did it to Allen West, they do it to every American-African who escapes from the Democratic Plantation.
Posted by: zombie


Herman Cain & Ben Carson.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 01:54 PM (Vgz5H)

117 If you are a tech billionaire, The Constitution says that you can lie to congress. Look it up sometime rubes.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at April 12, 2018 01:54 PM (pw+jk)

118

Medium chain tryglecerides

"Good" fats

Posted by: Soothie at April 12, 2018 01:54 PM (9pmNr)

119 OT: Mitch *finally* doing what should have been done more than a year ago, warning Dems that he will (gasp!) keep them in session weekends/late etc. in order to get votes on Trump nominees. Very skeptical he will apply this new approach as ruthlessly as is appropriate. There is no "prudent approach to leaving things in place for when *we* are in the minority" any longer. So, extremely over-due half-measures - i.e., a distinct improvement!

Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2018 01:54 PM (QDnY+)

120 MCT = medium chain triglycerides. Used by the body in better ways than Short or the usual long-chain triglycerides. Coconut oil is a natural source.

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 01:54 PM (CAKgV)

121 Laura on with Silk and Diamond ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 12, 2018 01:54 PM (U2yGD)

122 My guess is that they're "threaded" ie sewn in. It's a thing, I hear.
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Kidlets told me that 'threading' is hair removal. Weird eyebrows I have been seeing (in the Midwest, no less!) are painted/drawn in from a template.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 12, 2018 01:55 PM (MIKMs)

123 Waiting for the Left to call Diamond and Silk "coons," "house niers" and "Auntie Toms" in 3, 2, 1...



They did it to Clarence Thomas, the did it to Allen West, they do it
to every American-African who escapes from the Democratic Plantation.

Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 01:52 PM (42M22)


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Our nation has reached the point where Talcum X will call them those names and he'll be the one rallied behind.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 01:55 PM (LV5XU)

124 Did Z'berg ever explain how Diamond and Silk made Facebook unsafe?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 01:55 PM (nBr1j)

125 >>"Good" fats


Like Fats Domnio.

... or Fat Mike from NoFX.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 01:55 PM (Fqc6P)

126 If I were to listen to my conservative betters, this story is silly and we aren't to be bothered with it. I should care less and should worry about more important things.

Nothing worse than political snobs.

Posted by: Trish at April 12, 2018 01:55 PM (M+MSn)

127 Zuckerburg at the hearing reminded me of Towlie. "Man, I have no idea what's goin' on."

Oh, sure, there was the reflexive, "My, that's an excellent question, Congressperson...", but then there was the subsequent, "I'm not familiar with that." and "We will get back to you on that."

Their board should be concerned if they funneled enough money to the Congressional coffers after his display.

I caught a moment of FOXNews' The Five yesterday afternoon. Somehow they collectively came away impressed with him. They must've watched a different Zuckerberg.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 12, 2018 01:55 PM (H8S+R)

128 There actually is a Green Haired Turtle that Breathes through its Genitals. I don't know what to say.

Posted by: Gumby at April 12, 2018 01:55 PM (2LelM)

129 OT- O.k. I laughed darkly at the comments by the Democrats. RNC puts up website "Lyin' Comey".

https://lyincomey.com


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 01:55 PM (tpDAe)

130 The simpleton questions from our elected officials produced a dark cold rage in me.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 12, 2018 01:50 PM (y7DUB)/i]

Did you see Ted Cruz give Zuck an extended procto exam with a pineapple?

Brought a tear to my eye, it did.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 01:55 PM (jfS/c)

131 If not already mentioned:

Facebook, like twitter and youtube, issue generic suspension notices and with liitle, if any recourse available. No one to contact, no live person made available to discuss it, and they will say, "No further discussion after this notice."

They did that to D and S - they posted the form letter that ended with "Bye, Felicia!" SO even if it was an error --- Zuck and his fellow tech leaders have no f#$@s to give.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 01:56 PM (W+vEI)

132 Congressman, in that specific case, our team made an enforcement error and we have already gotten in touch with them to reverse it
Posted by: Amy Schumer
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Am I the only bothered by the use of the word 'enforcement'?

Look, dick breath, your people made a judgement based upon personal and corporate bias. That's not an 'enforcement error', that is the revelation of a pathology.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2018 01:56 PM (FJXGr)

133 I wonder if Obama ever thought of using Facebook? Seems like he missed a big opportunity.

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at April 12, 2018 01:56 PM (7A6l6)

134 105
My guess is that they're "threaded" ie sewn in.

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Wait, what?


Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 01:52 PM (LV5XU)

Seriously

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 01:56 PM (CAKgV)

135 >>>94 What is MTC oil? Never heard of it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 01:50 PM (tpDAe)
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MCT

Medium Chain Triglycerides.

It's a form of dietary fat that is processed directly by the liver to generate ketone bodies such as beta-hydroxy-buterate which can be directly consumed by organs such as the brain for food and are not easily stored as adipose tissue (body fat)

They are used to easy the body into a ketogenic (very low carb, high dietary fat diet) diet and provide a boost of energy when sugar is not an option.

They can also cause digestive pain in large doses if you eat them by themselves and are not used to them.

Naturally they are found in coconut oil, red palm oil and other sources. MCT oil is concentrated.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 12, 2018 01:56 PM (Q9dnf)

136

or like the fat guy on LOST -- a good fat

Posted by: Soothie at April 12, 2018 01:56 PM (9pmNr)

137 Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2018 01:54 PM (QDnY+)

He did come through on Gorsuch so maybe there is hope on this issue.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2018 01:57 PM (s9DTK)

138
A Bad Fat is rosie odonnell.

Posted by: Soothie at April 12, 2018 01:58 PM (9pmNr)

139 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2018 01:56 PM (FJXGr)

Yes, it's a nasty word used in that context.

"FB is platform for all ideas"

Yes, as long as they're progressive ideas

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 01:58 PM (tpDAe)

140
De McRibber, de rock candy and de tree little pigs.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 01:58 PM (pNxlR)

141 But... its originally a Joan Baez song??!?!?!?! *Baamm* head explodes
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


My head exploded when I went to a protest outside San Quentin Prison and Joan Baez was there (with Jesse Jackson and Mike Farrell); when she started singing to the crowd, blood starting leaking from everyone's ruptured eardrums -- it was sheer torture.

I'll spare you the audio, but here's a photo of Joan singing:

http://www.zombietime.com/tookie/IMG_4033.JPG

...and this was the response of the protesters:

http://www.zombietime.com/tookie/IMG_4040.JPG

Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 01:58 PM (42M22)

142 Sharpie sponsorship.
Posted by: Paul Ryan, Esquire at April 12, 2018 01:45 PM (LV5XU)

I'm baffled by this trend of drawing magic marker eyebrows. A co-worker began doing this a couple weeks ago and it's so distracting. Like most men I've trained myself to keep the eyes from wandering down but never up. My brain almost exploded the first time she walked into my office - my brain couldn't figure out where not to look.

Not once in the history of chasing pussy has the thickness of eyebrows been a dealbreaker.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 12, 2018 01:58 PM (UBzPO)

143 105

My guess is that they're "threaded" ie sewn in.

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Wait, what?




Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 01:52 PM (LV5XU)

Seriously


Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 01:56 PM (CAKgV)

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Nope, they were bedazzled in.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 12, 2018 01:58 PM (pw+jk)

144 Coconut oil only has some of the MCTs, but it does have some, versus most other oils. It also has a high smoke point and doesn't get ruined tastewise by high heat like olive oil.

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 01:58 PM (CAKgV)

145 As long as they're not vajazzled, which is also a thing.

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 01:59 PM (CAKgV)

146 Progressive billionaires don't have to tell the truth. Equal protection under the law is so passe.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at April 12, 2018 01:59 PM (rdl6o)

147 THe thing is with Green Manalishi is that you can hear Fleetwood Mac in it, circa Peter Green era. I didn't even think Joan Baez at all with Diamonds and Rust.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:00 PM (39g3+)

148 He did come through on Gorsuch so maybe there is hope on this issue. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2018 01:57 PM (s9DTK)

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Pushing Trump's nominees on judges through is probably the one good thing fuckstick McConnell is doing right now and may be the most important. Even if we lost the House, it's likely we'll have more gains in the Senate to make the process easier, especially if Trump can get a few more SCOTUS nominees in to tilt even more in our favor. This will probably be Trump's lasting legacy besides a border wall.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 12, 2018 02:00 PM (+dsLj)

149
Trans fats, such as chastity bono, is a bad fat.

Posted by: Soothie at April 12, 2018 02:01 PM (9pmNr)

150 Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 12, 2018 01:45 PM (+dsLj)
+++++++
Jonah's Life Partner/Harbor Miner is though

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 12, 2018 02:01 PM (y3aQB)

151 "Joan Baez?!I wouldn't fuck her with Shemp's dick!"
Larry Fine at Woodstock (Billy West from the Howard Stern show back when it was funny)

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2018 02:01 PM (LiyEm)

152 My head exploded when I went to a protest outside San Quentin Prison and Joan Baez was there (with Jesse Jackson and Mike Farrell); when she started singing to the crowd, blood starting leaking from everyone's ruptured eardrums -- it was sheer torture.

I'll spare you the audio, but here's a photo of Joan singing:

http://www.zombietime.com/tookie/IMG_4033.JPG

...and this was the response of the protesters:

http://www.zombietime.com/tookie/IMG_4040.JPG

Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 01:58 PM (42M22)


Should've executed her AND Tookie Williams.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 02:01 PM (jfS/c)

153 He did come through on Gorsuch so maybe there is hope on this issue.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2018 01:57 PM (s9DTK)
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I think McCriminal thought the BEAST would win. That way he got points for stopping Obama's SCOTUS pick which would have looked like a rock ribbed conservative to Hillary's pick. He also thought he would lose the majority. So he looks conservative but was planning on going full DIABLO.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 12, 2018 02:01 PM (pw+jk)

154 >>>144 Coconut oil only has some of the MCTs, but it does have some, versus most other oils. It also has a high smoke point and doesn't get ruined tastewise by high heat like olive oil.
Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 01:58 PM (CAKgV)
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Yes. Specifically refined coconut oil.

And for the absolute highest smoke point -
Avocado oil

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 12, 2018 02:01 PM (Q9dnf)

155 Thick Sharpie eyebrows = unibrow = lower IQ = crazy = avoid sticking dick into.

Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2018 02:02 PM (gbWkA)

156 I'll spare you the audio

How many Yokos did you give her performance?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 02:02 PM (jfS/c)

157 Not once in the history of chasing pussy has the thickness of eyebrows been a dealbreaker.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 12, 2018 01:58 PM (UBzPO)


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Ladies, here lies much wisdom.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 02:02 PM (LV5XU)

158 >>Trans fats, such as chastity bono, is a bad fat.
Posted by: Soothie at April 12, 2018 02:01 PM (9pmNr)

Insipid lipids.

Posted by: Zod at April 12, 2018 02:02 PM (Bdeb0)

159 I'm suffering from bourbon insecurity. Zuck obviously has too much money for his own good, so he can contribute to the community by "watering" the bourbon "desert" surrounding my house. For the children.

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 12, 2018 02:02 PM (RD7QR)

160 LOL. Warning this Post maybe safe for the community.
Ace needs to put a warning on all Posts... liberals and snowflakes may be traumatized reading the content.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2018 02:02 PM (PvFoN)

161 Bigotry. Just pure bigotry.

Glasgow Pride Parade Bans Drag Queens Over Fears They'll Offend Trans People

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2018 02:03 PM (+y/Ru)

162 She used to have two eyebrows but she shaved the upper one off.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 12, 2018 02:03 PM (pw+jk)

163 156 I'll spare you the audio

How many Yokos did you give her performance?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


A solid 4 Yokos (on a five-Yoko scale).

Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 02:03 PM (42M22)

164 Don't get me wrong - I like the D and S schtick, but their claim that Zuck - and FB - are lying - doesn't add up.

They also said, on local radio, that they have been going back and forth with FB for 6 months about it.

Back and forth implies that they heard something back.

Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2018 02:03 PM (Z5y53)

165 If it weren't for protests, Joan Baez would get no gigs at all.

Fleetwood Mac went through a pretty heavy phase, I mean "Oh Well" would make a great AC/DC song.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:03 PM (39g3+)

166 But... its originally a Joan Baez song??!?!?!?! *Baamm* head explodes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 01:51 PM (39g3+)

Green Manalishi was from Fleetwood Mac.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 12, 2018 02:03 PM (8iiMU)

167 So wait, Michael Obama told us these communities can't figure out how to buy apples, but they've developed techniques for sewing fake eyebrows onto their foreheads?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 02:03 PM (LV5XU)

168 What is MTC oil? Never heard of it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 01:50 PM


It's why bisexuals are dying of starvation in this country.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 12, 2018 02:04 PM (LOgQ4)

169 There actually is a Green Haired Turtle that Breathes through its Genitals. I don't know what to say.
Posted by: Gumby at April 12, 2018 01:55 PM (2LelM)


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So if Mitch McConnell dyed his hair green, he could suffocate to death the next time he has sex with Ellen Chao? Get that man some green hair dye and viagra, stat.

Posted by: Lenny at April 12, 2018 02:04 PM (/qEW2)

170
I found Maya Angelou's observations about opera especially eye-opening in her I Know For Whom the Fat Lady Sings.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 02:04 PM (pNxlR)

171 This week's Hair on Fire Story: FACEBOOK! PRIVACY! YOUR DAAAATAA!!!!

Next week: Something else equally trivial and meaningless that you can't do dick about but they will let you pretend.

I guess it's too late for our culture to find God again. You KNOW... something a little more permanent and enduring? You know. Eternal? Just a thought. Could work.

Posted by: Mega at April 12, 2018 02:05 PM (56PvY)

172 Eyebrow threading is like plucking your eyebrows, except it's done by some chick in the mall with twisted string (they catch the eyebrow hairs in the twisted string and pull it out that way)

Micro-blading is like tattooing your eyebrows on, not so much like a sharpie but like taking a very fine felt tip pen and drawing on individual hairs. From a distance it can look like sharpie, though.

Posted by: not the mama at April 12, 2018 02:05 PM (mx7rN)

173

Breaking news:

Men Pretending To Be Women Might Offend Other Men Pretending To Be Women

Posted by: Soothie at April 12, 2018 02:05 PM (9pmNr)

174
Not once in the history of chasing pussy has the thickness of eyebrows been a dealbreaker.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at April 12, 2018 01:58 PM (UBzPO)


Although the unibrow has put a few chases in the ditch

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2018 02:05 PM (lKyWE)

175 167 So wait, Michael Obama told us these communities can't figure out how to buy apples, but they've developed techniques for sewing fake eyebrows onto their foreheads?
Posted by: Moron Robbie


They should sew fake eyebrows onto the apples and sell them as souvenirs to the SJWs on safari in the Food Desert.

Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 02:05 PM (42M22)

176 As long as they're not vajazzled, which is also a thing.

Please tell me that's not what I think it is.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 12, 2018 02:06 PM (zRZaJ)

177 Glasgow Pride Parade Bans Drag Queens Over Fears They'll Offend Trans People

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I obviously have massive misunderstandings about what putting on a wig and a dress is or isn't able to do.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 02:06 PM (LV5XU)

178 "They show up on your page... but don't get forwarded to other people who are friends of yours, and following you...

Even when other posts do show up.... tested it just this morning...

Posted by: Don Q.

that would be especially pernicious. They squelch all grass roots efforts by patriots, but can spread the propaganda posts far and wide.

The internet bill of rights should protect the rights individuals, not give more power for government to invade privacy and suppress certain opinions. (the whole constitution concept was about protecting individual liberty, and stopping government from encroaching on those liberties/rights).

With Facebook basically being like the telephone, certainly I should expect my 50 friends would see my posts (if the choose that option), with no FB Filter (or government) deciding what is safe and what is WrongThink. (obscenities/nudity and such are in a different category)

Posted by: illiniwek at April 12, 2018 02:06 PM (bT8Z4)

179 I found Maya Angelou's observations about opera especially eye-opening in her I Know For Whom the Fat Lady Sings.

I thought that was about the World Series?

Posted by: tu3031 at April 12, 2018 02:06 PM (O5Q3r)

180
Pie Insecure.

Its a thing.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 12, 2018 02:06 PM (r+sAi)

181 Gray or grey?
Posted by: lin-duh @ work, really...I'm working at April 12, 2018 01:33 PM


The fact you have to ask? I'm firing my ad agency.

Posted by: Poupon at April 12, 2018 02:06 PM (ctuyM)

182 1st.

Sorry, I would have been here sooner, but I just woke up from my malnutrition coma brought on by being so food insecure.

Question (way OT and relating back to the last thread)... if college kids aren't getting enough food to eat, why aren't colleges doing something about the $10-$15 / meal prices they charge for their shitty Aramark prison food?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 12, 2018 02:06 PM (F5+ro)

183 Willowed from the last thread:

530 483 My first TI, you know, the one with the red LED readout? It cost $49.95 ca. 1975 at my local department store. It was classy-looking, though.

And the first things you did with it is input 58008 and 715 77345.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018


I know the first one, but "Shell sil"?

No, I entered Larry Niven's calculations for the size of the Ringworld. Checked out, as they should; he has a master's in math.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2018 02:07 PM (wQDH5)

184 >>Please tell me that's not what I think it is.


It's not.

It's gluing rhinestones and crystals to your Vagina.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:07 PM (Fqc6P)

185 164
Don't get me wrong - I like the D and S schtick, but their claim that Zuck - and FB - are lying - doesn't add up.



They also said, on local radio, that they have been going back and forth with FB for 6 months about it.



Back and forth implies that they heard something back.

Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2018 02:03 PM (Z5y53)

Isn't it their latest total ban they didnt get any feedback on?

Posted by: muckrack at April 12, 2018 02:07 PM (RZ4iC)

186 >>They should sew fake eyebrows onto the apples and sell them as souvenirs to the SJWs on safari in the Food Desert. Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 02:05 PM (42M22)

Food looks like a lady.

Posted by: AeroZod at April 12, 2018 02:07 PM (Bdeb0)

187 Jewells...it is.

Posted by: Cheri at April 12, 2018 02:07 PM (oiNtH)

188 Rush talking about Corey "T-Bone" Booker attacking Pompeo over his views on Teh Ghey.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 02:07 PM (9TK8E)

189 >>>They should sew fake eyebrows onto the apples and sell them as souvenirs to the SJWs on safari in the Food Desert. Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 02:05 PM (42M22)

Food looks like a lady.
Posted by: AeroZod at April 12, 2018 02:07 PM (Bdeb0)



Shut Her Down.


We have a Winner.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:08 PM (Fqc6P)

190 Wait, I meant to say "food dessert," not "food desert." Sorry for the confusion.

Mmmm, pie....

Posted by: Michelle Obama at April 12, 2018 02:08 PM (42M22)

191 Actually glad that Diamond and Silk have stolen some of the thunder from the mantra that Trump won because of Cambridge Analytical.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2018 02:08 PM (PvFoN)

192 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:03 PM (39g3+)
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The Rockets did a remake better

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 12, 2018 02:08 PM (y3aQB)

193 I have had hot women threesome insecurity.

I'd like that fixed.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 12, 2018 02:08 PM (pw+jk)

194 Zuck saw the inner secrets of the mind as the greatest gold vein every discovered.

Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2018 02:08 PM (VWsDy)

195 In Zuck's defense, sometimes his monkey brain overrides the heuristic in his AI prosthesis.

Posted by: Fritz at April 12, 2018 02:08 PM (2Mnv1)

196 Thick Sharpie eyebrows = unibrow = lower IQ = crazy = avoid sticking dick into.
Posted by: Archer

Not once in the history of chasing pussy has the thickness of eyebrows been a dealbreaker.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans
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Ladies, here lies much wisdom.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

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Conflicting opinions.
We need a ruling from the AoSHQ Style Guide.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 02:08 PM (Vgz5H)

197 184 >>Please tell me that's not what I think it is.


It's not.

It's gluing rhinestones and crystals to your Vagina.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:07 PM (Fqc6P)


well, ...more the vulva area and FUPA.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 12, 2018 02:09 PM (F5+ro)

198 I know the first one, but "Shell sil"?

Yeah I messed it up, should have been 710.77345

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:09 PM (39g3+)

199 sorry, every = ever

Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2018 02:09 PM (VWsDy)

200 176 As long as they're not vajazzled, which is also a thing.
Please tell me that's not what I think it is.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 12, 2018 02:06 PM (zRZaJ)

Jewells! A new product line!

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at April 12, 2018 02:09 PM (dQJCS)

201 >It's gluing rhinestones and crystals to your Vagina.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:07 PM (Fqc6P)


Plus multiple piercings placed in strategic ways that your Geej sounds like a calliope in a slight breeze.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 02:09 PM (sjdRT)

202 Pro Tip: Fur Oil.

Posted by: Gwyneth P., Lifestyle guru at April 12, 2018 02:09 PM (ctuyM)

203 177 Glasgow Pride Parade Bans Drag Queens Over Fears They'll Offend Trans People

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I obviously have massive misunderstandings about what putting on a wig and a dress is or isn't able to do.


Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 02:06 PM (LV5XU)


Let Them Fight.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 02:09 PM (9TK8E)

204 I deleted my twitter account. I didn't remember I even had one. It was from 2013. I made absolutely no tweets. I didn't tell them what my problem was because they required full information, name etc.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 02:09 PM (tpDAe)

205 They show up on your page... but don't get forwarded to other people who are friends of yours, and following you...


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I'm told you can post and post on places that use facebook for comments and YOU'LL see them, but no one else will.

You aren't banned, though. Your account is still active and you can post anywhere you want. It just won't show up, and unless you look from another tab or computer where you aren't signed in you'll never, ever know.

And that is f*cking brilliant.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 02:10 PM (LV5XU)

206 At least Joan Baez is consistent in her SJW posturing. IIRC she was one of the few liberals who condemned North Vietnam for the boat people tradegy.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2018 02:10 PM (s9DTK)

207 165 If it weren't for protests, Joan Baez would get no gigs at all.

Fleetwood Mac went through a pretty heavy phase, I mean "Oh Well" would make a great AC/DC song.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:03 PM (39g3+)

Sounds like it "inspired" Led Zeppelin

Posted by: josephistan at April 12, 2018 02:10 PM (7HtZB)

208 179 I found Maya Angelou's observations about opera especially eye-opening in her I Know For Whom the Fat Lady Sings.

I thought that was about the World Series?
Posted by: tu3031 at April 12, 2018 02:06 PM (O5Q3r)

With Maya Angelou you wouldn't be able to tell either way.

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 12, 2018 02:10 PM (RD7QR)

209 Kee rist. Why would one do that? No one can see them? What's the point?

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 12, 2018 02:10 PM (zRZaJ)

210 Please tell me that's not what I think it is.


It's not.

It's gluing rhinestones and crystals to your Vagina.
Posted by: garrett


At least it's not that thingy from the late '70's & 80's that used the metal stud setter.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 02:10 PM (Vgz5H)

211 Plus multiple piercings placed in strategic ways that your Geej sounds like a calliope in a slight breeze.


Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 02:09 PM (sjdRT)


A calliope or the Ghost of Christmas Past?

Posted by: Bert G at April 12, 2018 02:10 PM (uiwCw)

212 When I was a kid there was the german wife of an army colonel who had painted on eyebrows. As a kid I wondered if they had gotten burned off in "the war." My historical placement of age and time was off, but I used to stare at her weird eyebrows. There are a lot of women obsessed with their eyebrows, probably because the mani/pedi chicks are always trying to get you to have them worked on more----too much attention ends up making them really crazy looking. Just clean up the edges of your natural brows, make sure they stop and start at the right place and aren't too big or too thin and call it a day, otherwise you look weird.

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 02:10 PM (CAKgV)

213 >>Pro Tip: Fur Oil.
Posted by: Gwyneth P., Lifestyle guru



I thought you endorsed sticking jade eggs up your hoo-ha....and gold-plated dildos.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 02:10 PM (W+vEI)

214 If e whole margarine / transfats thing has taught me anything, it's to stick to only naturally occuring fats.

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 12, 2018 02:11 PM (hMwEB)

215 Coconut oil only has some of the MCTs, but it does have some, versus most other oils. It also has a high smoke point and doesn't get ruined tastewise by high heat like olive oil.

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 01:58 PM


I do most of my cooking sous vide method and high smoke point is never an issue. Protein which is still moving at such low cook temperatures is my main issue.

Necessary sous vide complements:
[X] Shrink wrap machine
[X] Digital thermometer to check temps
[X] Hammer to beat the life out of still moving protein

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 12, 2018 02:11 PM (LOgQ4)

216 >>Plus multiple piercings placed in strategic ways that your Geej sounds like a calliope in a slight breeze. Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 02:09 PM (sjdRT)

Alternatively, a cockenspiel.

Posted by: Zawd at April 12, 2018 02:11 PM (Bdeb0)

217 201 >It's gluing rhinestones and crystals to your Vagina.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:07 PM (Fqc6P)


Plus multiple piercings placed in strategic ways that your Geej sounds like a calliope in a slight breeze.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 02:09 PM (sjdRT)

Some of them are done so they sound like the steam organ version of "Girls just want to have fun."

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2018 02:11 PM (ycWCI)

218 Jewells! A new product line!

Dude, even I am not that desperate!

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 12, 2018 02:11 PM (zRZaJ)

219 Fleetwood Mac went through a pretty heavy phase, I mean "Oh Well" would make a great AC/DC song.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:03 PM (39g3+)


That was back when they had Peter Green on guitar, no? And before Stevie Nicks made them popular with shitheads like Slick.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 12, 2018 02:11 PM (y7DUB)

220 209 Kee rist. Why would one do that? No one can see them? What's the point?
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 12, 2018 02:10 PM (zRZaJ)

Ooh, with the young women we're speaking of, "no one seeing it" is not a problem.

At least one guy a night will see them, I would guess.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 12, 2018 02:11 PM (F5+ro)

221 Plus multiple piercings placed in strategic ways that your Geej sounds like a calliope in a slight breeze.

I want to sound like wind chimes when I walk and have my naughty bits saw through my underwear!

"we've got you covered"
--Bob's Vajazzle and Piercing Shack

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:11 PM (39g3+)

222 Reading the first few comments, I'm bummed to find out I missed one of the rare sightings of gray on grey boxes.

Those make me so happy.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 02:12 PM (130AC)

223 It's the tongue piercings that I find too gross. Please, advertise to the world that you like to give XXXX. Nothing declasse about that.

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 02:12 PM (CAKgV)

224 >>Pro Tip: Fur Oil.


Only after the glue dries.

Otherwise, the first queef will blow those crystals across the room.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:12 PM (Fqc6P)

225 209 Kee rist. Why would one do that? No one can see them? What's the point?
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 12, 2018 02:10 PM (zRZaJ)

Well, depending, a lot of people could see them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2018 02:12 PM (ycWCI)

226 Popular pro-Trump sisters Diamond and Silk...


Shouldn't that be "Popular pro-Trump Wymyn of Color Diamond and Silk"?

Posted by: mugiwara at April 12, 2018 02:12 PM (x0S4y)

227
Like a rhinestone cowgirl ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 02:12 PM (pNxlR)

228 My mother was bald by her late 30s. She drew her hair on with an eyebrow pencil.

Nobody was nasty enough to say a word to her about it back then.

These days, if she was still alive, they sure as hell would.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 02:13 PM (9TK8E)

229 Just saw a new poll (i know, i know) out of MO that has McCaskill up by 2 points. Any MO Morons want to chime in about that race?

Otherwise, I'll just revert back to my normal Eeyore pantshitter mode based on fears that if we cannot even beat that fat hag in fucking MO, then we really are going to be boned sideways come November.

Posted by: Eli Cash at April 12, 2018 02:13 PM (a+WIL)

230 Did Zuck just simply monetize the confessional ?? The Pope must be pissed

Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2018 02:13 PM (VWsDy)

231 If the whole margarine / transfats thing has taught me anything, it's to stick to only naturally occuring fats.

"Have I ever got you covered!"
--Michael Moore

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:13 PM (39g3+)

232 I know putting on a dress makes you a woman, but does piercing your cooter make you German?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 02:13 PM (LV5XU)

233 I liked Bob Welch's solo albums.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 12, 2018 02:13 PM (pw+jk)

234
Vagina dentata

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 02:13 PM (pNxlR)

235 Isn't it their latest total ban they didnt get any feedback on?

Posted by: muckrack at April 12, 2018 02:07 PM (RZ4iC)


They have not been "total banned" from Facebook. Their page is there.

https://www.facebook.com/DiamondandSilk/


Going to that page, I see a few things - first, they say FB reached out to them on Twitter, just today.

They also posted:

Just so you know; We have not communicated nor have we talk to Mark Zuckerberg or any @facebook Representative. Our last communication with FB was on Thursday, April 5, 2018, at 3:40pm when they emailed us and said: We Were "Unsafe to the Community"

I still am uneasy about the "we haven't talked to anyone on the phone" bit because there was no claim that they were talked to on the phone. They used this locution on local radio, too.





Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2018 02:14 PM (Z5y53)

236 Eyebrows, like gender, are a cultural construction. Everyone is free to choose their own eyebrows.

Cara Delavinge and Frida Kahlo chose the monobrow look. Kim Kardashian was born monobrow, but transitioned to Paint-On.

Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 02:14 PM (42M22)

237 Only after the glue dries.

Otherwise, the first queef will blow those crystals across the room.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:12 PM (Fqc6P)

OMG, the laughing and coughing spell after reading that was worth it.

Posted by: auscolpyr at April 12, 2018 02:14 PM (suO/a)

238 232 I know putting on a dress makes you a woman, but does piercing your cooter make you German?


Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 02:13 PM (LV5XU)


No, but appearing in Scheisse Porn does.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 02:14 PM (9TK8E)

239 >>223 It's the tongue piercings...Please, advertise to the world that you like to give XXXX. Nothing declasse about that.Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 02:12 PM (CAKgV)

Sooo judgemental, h8r. But while we're on the topic, what the hell does a "Prince Albert" advertise?

(don't google that, Fen).

Posted by: Zod at April 12, 2018 02:14 PM (Bdeb0)

240 I liked Bob Welch's solo albums.

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They are jammin'.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 02:14 PM (LV5XU)

241 D & S know what they be doing.

Yell, scream and lie the loudest and gets all the attention and to hell with the facts.

They simply turned the tables on the leftists,, which is how you do it.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 12, 2018 02:14 PM (EoRCO)

242 That was an odd regulatory story. Texas used to require people to be *licensed* in order to be able to perform eyebrow threading. Of course that's stupid and they eventually got rid of it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 12, 2018 02:14 PM (/qEW2)

243 Nobody was nasty enough to say a word to her about it back then.

Well I see a big difference between someone who lost their hair and someone who shaved or plucked it all off to draw it back in. The first is just unfortunate, the second is a young latina.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:14 PM (39g3+)

244 219
Fleetwood Mac went through a pretty heavy phase, I mean "Oh Well" would make a great AC/DC song.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:03 PM (39g3+)



That was back when they had Peter Green on guitar, no? And before Stevie Nicks made them popular with shitheads like Slick.

Posted by: Captain Hate

"The Green Manalishi" would make a great Judas Priest song.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 12, 2018 02:14 PM (dZ756)

245 Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 02:12 PM (CAKgV)

I never thought that about tongue piercings. I just thought it looks unsanitary.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 02:14 PM (tpDAe)

246 198 I know the first one, but "Shell sil"?

Yeah I messed it up, should have been 710.77345
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018

*
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That's not half as much fun as I hoped it would be.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2018 02:14 PM (wQDH5)

247 >>It's the tongue piercings that I find too gross. Please, advertise to the world that you like to give XXXX. Nothing declasse about that.


I hate the ear discs, especially when they're not in, so there's a huge hole in their earlobe. Ick.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 02:15 PM (W+vEI)

248 The other thing that may have happened to old Zuckerpucker is someone told him it happened. That person should be ripped a new one if it follows other times I've seen it happen in corporations. I've no sympathy for Zuckbug at all if that is true though. The guy is a parasite.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 02:15 PM (130AC)

249 No, but appearing in Scheisse Porn does.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 02:14 PM (9TK8E)


---

I'm not searching for that, although I do know who Vivian Schmitt is.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 02:15 PM (LV5XU)

250 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanamara_Matsuri

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 12, 2018 02:15 PM (F5+ro)

251 >>"The Green Manalishi" would make a great Judas Priest song.


I am pretty sure that Poison covered that one.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:15 PM (Fqc6P)

252 >>I hate the ear discs, especially when they're not in, so there's a huge hole in their earlobe. Ick.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 02:15 PM (W+vEI)

earlobe holes plus pierced tongue = keeper.

Posted by: Zod at April 12, 2018 02:16 PM (Bdeb0)

253 April 23rd is just around the corner, they say...

Posted by: washrivergal at April 12, 2018 02:16 PM (tcwn1)

254 The thing is I liked all three Fleetwood Macs:

The earliest blues stuff
The Peter Green guitar-driven stuff
The Nicks/Buckingham light jazz stuff

Its all good. Rumors is one of the best albums ever recorded

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:16 PM (39g3+)

255 dagny: "It's the tongue piercings that I find too gross. Please, advertise to the world that you like to give XXXX. Nothing declasse about that."

That.

And face tattoos. On men, too. Just a bad idea all around.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 12, 2018 02:16 PM (H8S+R)

256 How am I not in here?

Posted by: Frida Kahlo at April 12, 2018 02:16 PM (Fqc6P)

257
Sooo judgemental, h8r. But while we're on the topic, what the hell does a "Prince Albert" advertise?


You like doing it in the can?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 02:16 PM (pNxlR)

258 I liked Bob Welch's solo albums.
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They are jammin'.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 02:14 PM (LV5XU)

Not to mention the album cover........hot stuff baby!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 12, 2018 02:16 PM (EoRCO)

259 How do you keep an idiot busy?

(Jump to bottom of page)

Posted by: Mega at April 12, 2018 02:16 PM (56PvY)

260 They better get back on the plantation or Massa Zuck is gonna get the whip.

Posted by: Eggo at April 12, 2018 02:17 PM (9ls8w)

261 229 Just saw a new poll (i know, i know) out of MO that has McCaskill up by 2 points. Any MO Morons want to chime in about that race?

She's a loser. TOAST. Remember they had Pat whatshisname in Kansas down by 5 to 10 points and some chick name Nunn even in GA. Pretty sure the GOP won both races by 10 points

Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2018 02:17 PM (VWsDy)

262 That's not half as much fun as I hoped it would be.

It was hilarious in school, though!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:17 PM (39g3+)

263 Zuck the Cuck lied?

The deuce you say!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 12, 2018 02:17 PM (4ErVI)

264 CME? Second look at?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2018 02:17 PM (rwVFm)

265 My mother was bald by her late 30s. She drew her hair on with an eyebrow pencil.

Nobody was nasty enough to say a word to her about it back then.

These days, if she was still alive, they sure as hell would.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 02:13 PM (9TK8E)


Hikaru, so sorry about your mom. That had to be awful for her...and you. It's too bad she couldn't get a wig, but I remember some of your childhood stories, so I understand.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 02:17 PM (130AC)

266 Posted by: Frida Kahlo at April 12, 2018 02:16 PM (Fqc6P)

Command + F the page, you're in here. BTW your lover was a dick.

Posted by: auscolpyr at April 12, 2018 02:17 PM (suO/a)

267 >>The Nicks/Buckingham light jazz stuff

>Its all good. Rumors is one of the best albums ever recorded



Yeah, that's where I get off the train. I fucking hate the Nicks/Buckingham era and I think Rumours is just
cruel,cruel torture.









Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:18 PM (Fqc6P)

268 I saw this last night and seeing their eyebrows just hurt my brain in a way I can't describe.

I don't like their act, its too cartoonish for me, like someone from another country trying to depict black women from watching a sitcom or something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018

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Come on down to Noo Awlins, honey. You'll see s**t like that at Walmart 'n' Save-a-Lot, ever' day.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2018 02:18 PM (wQDH5)

269 I blame the Kardashians for the sharpie look being so popular.

Posted by: not the mama at April 12, 2018 02:18 PM (mx7rN)

270 If the whole margarine / transfats thing has taught me anything, it's to stick to only naturally occuring fats.

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 12, 2018 02:11 PM


I remember when they first appeared. The companies hired the smartest college bound kids in my high school to spend their summer handing out free margarine to people in our little town.

One of those 'smart kids' went on to become a cardiac surgeon, repairing the damage from that summer, I would suppose.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 12, 2018 02:18 PM (LOgQ4)

271 Plus multiple piercings placed in strategic ways that your Geej sounds like a calliope in a slight breeze.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 02:09 PM (sjdRT)

Some of them are done so they sound like the steam organ version of "Girls just want to have fun."
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Jericho-Trompete mounted on the taint so they sound like a Stuka

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 02:18 PM (Vgz5H)

272 Like a Rhinestone Poontang
Making love on a horse with a star-spangled Romeo.

Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 02:18 PM (42M22)

273 259 How do you keep an idiot busy?

(Jump to bottom of page)


Posted by: Mega at April 12, 2018 02:16 PM (56PvY)


Back when I was in 7th Grade, I once got the girl in the class who always scored the highest on everything to flip over a sheet of paper that had "OVER ---->" written on both sides about 8 times before she finally realized what was going on.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 02:18 PM (9TK8E)

274 In this quote -- "Congressman, in that specific case, our team made an enforcement error
and we have already gotten in touch with them to reverse it" -- I took the "them" referred to as being "our team" and not the sisters, that the execs corrected the "error" in house and not with the customer, likely assuming "our team" would carry out the exec's orders.

Posted by: Keith Vlasak at April 12, 2018 02:19 PM (ImzEz)

275 I'm not opposed to a small diamond nose stud on a girl. There is an age limit of course for just about any fashion accessory though.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2018 02:19 PM (s9DTK)

276 And face tattoos. On men, too. Just a bad idea all around.

Unless you're an actual, real barbarian or Celt. Or a Maori.
Then its Badass.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:19 PM (39g3+)

277 Vagina dentata! What a wonderful phrase
Vagina dentata! Ain't no passing craze

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2018 02:19 PM (+y/Ru)

278 >>269 I blame the Kardashians for the sharpie look being so popular. Posted by: not the mama at April 12, 2018 02:18 PM (mx7rN)

This is a heresy against the New Faith of Kim's Jade Ass! You have been warned, apostate.

Posted by: Zod at April 12, 2018 02:19 PM (Bdeb0)

279 Priest's version of Green Manalishi is like Hendrix's version of "All Along the Watchtower" -- it is the definitive arrangement of a great composition. I dig old FM, and have liked the original Green Manalishi since the 80's (yes, I worked in college radio and got to hear all kinds of great stuff), but Priest made it their own. It cooks!

Posted by: SFGoth at April 12, 2018 02:19 PM (dZ756)

280 Any tattoo just plain ruins a girl.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:19 PM (Fqc6P)

281
That.

And face tattoos. On men, too. Just a bad idea all around.


What if they tattoo on new eyebrows?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 02:19 PM (oVJmc)

282 188 Rush talking about Corey "T-Bone" Booker attacking Pompeo over his views on Teh Ghey.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 02:07 PM (9TK8E)


Now why would Corey Booker be particularly concerned about that issue?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 02:20 PM (jfS/c)

283 If you want to make a winning chili, you start with a big chunk of suet.

Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2018 02:20 PM (VWsDy)

284 There is another "look" I never understood either - outlining your lips with a dark color, and then no lipstick, so your lips look extra pale in comparison.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 12, 2018 02:20 PM (tcwn1)

285 >>>I found Maya Angelou's observations about opera especially eye-opening in her I Know For Whom the Fat Lady Sings.

I know why the caged Kurd sings.

Posted by: Saddam Angelou at April 12, 2018 02:20 PM (/qEW2)

286 >>276 And face tattoos. On men, too. Just a bad idea all around.

Unless it's a bullet-hole tattoo on the forehead. Or a zipper. Or an eight-ball.

Posted by: Zod at April 12, 2018 02:20 PM (Bdeb0)

287 280 Any tattoo just plain ruins a girl.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:19 PM (Fqc6P)


This.

It's like graffiti on the Mona Lisa.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 02:20 PM (jfS/c)

288 I'm not opposed to a small diamond nose stud on a girl.

That always just looks like she didn't wipe her nose very well to me. Nice snot speck.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:20 PM (39g3+)

289 >>April 23rd is just around the corner, they say...



Maybe schedule watching the movie "2012: for that night?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 02:21 PM (W+vEI)

290 Yeah, that's where I get off the train. I fucking hate the Nicks/Buckingham era and I think Rumours is just
cruel,cruel torture.


Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:18 PM (Fqc6P)


I'm surprised my keyboard didn't click when you typed that.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 12, 2018 02:21 PM (y7DUB)

291 How do you keep an idiot busy?


Put them in a round room and tell them to stand in the corner.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 02:21 PM (Vgz5H)

292 Don't get me wrong - I like the D and S schtick, but their claim that Zuck - and FB - are lying - doesn't add up.

They also said, on local radio, that they have been going back and forth with FB for 6 months about it.

Back and forth implies that they heard something back.

Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2018 02:03 PM (Z5y53)
***********************

They have been going back and forth with Facebook regarding their subscribers not getting notifications etc.
They got the final notification telling them that their content was considered unsafe and that Facebook was sticking by that and told them that was the end of the discussion-basically shut up you black conservative women.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2018 02:21 PM (PvFoN)

293 >> Priest's version of Green Manalishi is like Hendrix's version of "All Along the Watchtower"


Yep -

I would nominate SRV's 'VooDoo Child' and Modern English doing 'Tainted Love'.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:21 PM (Fqc6P)

294 And face tattoos. On men, too. Just a bad idea all around.

How to cement your place at the bottom of the socioeconomic ladder.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 02:21 PM (jfS/c)

295 There is another "look" I never understood either - outlining your lips with a dark color, and then no lipstick, so your lips look extra pale in comparison.
Posted by: washrivergal


Looks like they ate a shit sandwich.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 02:22 PM (Vgz5H)

296
I'm not opposed to a small diamond nose stud on a girl.

Ugh, looks like they have a zit on the side of their nose

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2018 02:22 PM (lKyWE)

297 Corgis?

Posted by: golfman at April 12, 2018 02:22 PM (48QDY)

298 Hey Styx is gonna run for governor of Vermont.

Also found his real name is Tarl Warwick. That's just bizarre.

Short for Tarleton? Wasn't that a brand of cigarettes?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 12, 2018 02:22 PM (4ErVI)

299 Mr. Peebles: "What if they tattoo on new eyebrows?"

Reasonable exception. You're just replacing that which was already there (or supposed to be there).

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 12, 2018 02:22 PM (H8S+R)

300 293 I would nominate SRV's 'VooDoo Child' and Modern English doing 'Tainted Love'.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:21 PM (Fqc6P)

Brick & Mortar's version of Voodoo Child deserves some credit as well, if you can deal with the electronic programmed drums.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 02:23 PM (9TK8E)

301 Stevie Ray Vaughn's cover of Little Wing is pretty astounding, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:23 PM (39g3+)

302 Republican Governor of VT signs Gun Control bill. Gets booed by crowd.

Rick Scott's brother?

Posted by: Under Fire at April 12, 2018 02:23 PM (r9UYA)

303 280 Any tattoo just plain ruins a girl.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018

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Especially when they have "tattoo sleeves" all along their arms. They don't look edgy and transgressive, they just look dirty.

A little butterfly on an ankle isn't bad, though. And my favorite adult film star, Nikki Rhodes, carries off that "arc of stars" tat across her hip pretty well. (Full disclosure: Nikki does everything on film dam well.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2018 02:23 PM (wQDH5)

304 >>Brick & Mortar's version of Voodoo Child deserves some credit as well, if you can deal with the electronic programmed drums.



Big Black's Roland was the greatest drummer, ever!

Perfect time. Every time.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:24 PM (Fqc6P)

305 Only after the glue dries.

Otherwise, the first queef will blow those crystals across the room.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:12 PM


Lucy in your eye, with diamonds.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 12, 2018 02:24 PM (ctuyM)

306 287 280 Any tattoo just plain ruins a girl.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:19 PM (Fqc6P)


It is a total turnoff. Almost as bad as smoking.

Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2018 02:24 PM (VWsDy)

307 Especially when they have "tattoo sleeves" all along their arms. They don't look edgy and transgressive, they just look dirty.

If its really well done it looks like they are wearing lace sleeves until you get up close and realize she probably has hepatitis.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:24 PM (39g3+)

308 I don't like their act, its too cartoonish for me, like someone from
another country trying to depict black women from watching a sitcom or
something.


Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018

----

Where in the midwest do you live, Christopher?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 02:25 PM (LV5XU)

309 >> Stevie Ray Vaughn's cover of Little Wing is pretty astounding, too.


Yes, but there are others who do an equally good job and yet I still reach for Axis every once in a while.


I don't ever need to hear Jimmy do Voodoo Chile / Slight return again. SRV just owns it.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:25 PM (Fqc6P)

310 298 Hey Styx is gonna run for governor of Vermont.

Also found his real name is Tarl Warwick. That's just bizarre.

Short for Tarleton? Wasn't that a brand of cigarettes?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 12, 2018

*
*
There was Carlton, with the ad line "Carlton Is Lowest" (in tars and nicotine, I suppose), and Tareyton, which I think was the "I'd rather fight than switch" brand.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2018 02:25 PM (wQDH5)

311 I'm generally not a Hendrix fanatic but what he did with "All Along the Watchtower" is so brilliant I never switch it off no matter how often the classic crock stations bang it.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 12, 2018 02:25 PM (y7DUB)

312 Any tattoo just plain ruins a girl.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:19 PM (Fqc6P)


========

And when they decide to go lizard-kin and get their tongues forked, their noses and ears ground down, their eyeballs dyed and their skin to mimic scaliness, that's really a deal breaker.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 12, 2018 02:25 PM (/qEW2)

313 It would be interesting to know-although it would be kept as private information with the companies- as to how many people have opted out of FB and Twitter in the past few weeks?. If leftist are pulling out of their accounts because of "Mean Trump" getting information and conservatives are because Zucky is a fascist it must have hurt them. How much has the stock gone down?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 02:26 PM (tpDAe)

314
That was an odd regulatory story. Texas used to require people to be
*licensed* in order to be able to perform eyebrow threading. Of course
that's stupid and they eventually got rid of it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 12, 2018 02:14 PM (/qEW2)

Minnesota still requires a cosmetology/barber license.

Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 02:26 PM (TGrKk)

315 Especially when they have "tattoo sleeves" all along their arms. They don't look edgy and transgressive, they just look dirty.

They look like they rolled around in the funny papers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 02:26 PM (jfS/c)

316 Where in the midwest do you live, Christopher?

Salem, Oregon

Yes, but there are others who do an equally good job

I know people will throw things at me for this but I really like the version Sting did, too. The guy is a class A putz, but he is a great musician.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:27 PM (39g3+)

317 Tats and piercings on a girl are like putting a shaker hood , tail wing and/or ground effects on a Jaguar E-Type.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:27 PM (Fqc6P)

318 I guess I am getting older. I think tattoos should only be seen on Barbarian Warriors (European & Polynesian) , Sailors and Marines.

Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2018 02:27 PM (gbWkA)

319 311 I'm generally not a Hendrix fanatic but what he did with "All Along the Watchtower" is so brilliant I never switch it off no matter how often the classic crock stations bang it.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 12, 2018 02:25 PM (y7DUB)

Over Stairway ??

Posted by: Bobby Plant at April 12, 2018 02:27 PM (VWsDy)

320 312 And when they decide to go lizard-kin and get their tongues forked, their noses and ears ground down, their eyeballs dyed and their skin to mimic scaliness, that's really a deal breaker.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 12, 2018 02:25 PM (/qEW2)

Not sure what's worse : That, or when they get either tiger stripes or leopard spots tattooed all over and get monofilament whiskers implanted.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 02:27 PM (9TK8E)

321 318 I guess I am getting older. I think tattoos should only be seen on Barbarian Warriors (European & Polynesian) , Sailors and Marines.

Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2018 02:27 PM (gbWkA)

Samoan shoulder/arm tattoos are pretty badass.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 02:28 PM (9TK8E)

322 >>I'm generally not a Hendrix fanatic but what he did with "All Along the Watchtower" is so brilliant I never switch it off no matter how often the classic crock stations bang it.


I agree.

...and I know Everything.

Yea. Yea. Yea-ah!.

Posted by: The Axis at April 12, 2018 02:28 PM (Fqc6P)

323 Tammy Bruce just said Sessions is ending GWB's giving free legal help to detained illegal aliens. Another Bush family fuck job to citizens.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 12, 2018 02:29 PM (y7DUB)

324 Now all the 'ettes are quiet because they got a little tattoo on their ankle :/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:29 PM (39g3+)

325 Where in the midwest do you live, Christopher?



Salem, Oregon


---

As a South American, I've got some bad news.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > School Shooter at April 12, 2018 02:29 PM (LV5XU)

326 They look like they rolled around in the funny papers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 02:26 PM (jfS/c)

LOL. The blonde ex-porn star who's is a big fav with some people here because-she's a former porn star- and because she voted Trump and has conservative views on some things- has armloads of tattoos. Aside from that she looks to be an attractive woman.

Never watched her porn, of course. Just saw clips of her speaking.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 02:29 PM (tpDAe)

327
Big Black's Roland was the greatest drummer, ever!

Perfect time. Every time.



We used his brother Chip.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 02:29 PM (GdWl+)

328 Deplorable Jay Guevara: "How to cement your place at the bottom of the socioeconomic ladder."

Yeah, I'm guessing not too many HR personnel said to themselves, "I really liked the Stanford grad, but I find the guy with the zipper and teardrop too irresistible. 'Confident' and 'stable' are the words that come to mind."

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 12, 2018 02:30 PM (H8S+R)

329 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:29 PM (39g3+)

No tatoos, no piecings, No fake eyebrows.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 02:30 PM (tpDAe)

330 A vast improvement in rat poison was one that has an antidote of vitamin K. A vast improvement in tats would be a reversible ink.

Posted by: Bobby Plant at April 12, 2018 02:31 PM (VWsDy)

331 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2018 02:23 PM (wQDH5)

I also don't mind very small tattoos strategically placed. Back of the neck, ankle , bottom of wrist. If it was a deal breaker I wouldn't have any more dates.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2018 02:31 PM (s9DTK)

332 Over Stairway ??
Posted by: Bobby Plant at April 12, 2018 02:27 PM (VWsDy


Sorry, Bobby, but the preselects get banged immediately.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 12, 2018 02:31 PM (y7DUB)

333 280 Any tattoo just plain ruins a girl.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:19 PM (Fqc6P)

This.

It's like graffiti on the Mona Lisa.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 02:20 PM (jfS/c)
************************

Why would anyone do this since after a few years
it all bleeds together and it is impossible to make out what the tat is suppose to be or say.

Painful to remove. It takes like 9 sessions. Tat is removed with a laser where skin is burned, blisters and peels and skin is more sensitive each time it's done. I know someone that went through this. The good thing is her 10 year old daughter told her mom she would never get one seeing the pain her mom went through.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2018 02:31 PM (PvFoN)

334 Andrew Klavan made an interesting point on yesterday's podcast. He went through Zuckhead's record; by my count this is at least the 6th time he's made exactly the same apology. IOW, none of this is making "mistakes". This is what he does. Again and again.

And that, again, makes me think that the real answer is not regulation, but rewriting the tort law so that Facebook (and anyone else who endangers personal data) face massive lawsuits for doing so.

Granted, they'll say "That would destroy our entire business. We cannot possibly achieve that level of security." To which the answer is "BFD". If any company makes a product which routinely harms it's customers, then we SHOULD make it possible for them to be sued into bankruptcy. Lord knows the makers of physical products, and doctors, face this kind of deterrent. (And as icing on the cake, how m any class action suits will put Zuckface on skid row with the rest of California's homeless.)

Yes, I hate trial lawyers, and I know they are just another part of the Demo coalition. So what? If the idea is to use their weapons against them, this fits like a glove. Make them luuuuuv their own rules.

Posted by: George LeS at April 12, 2018 02:31 PM (+TcCF)

335 I'm cool with bluebell's tats, though.

Prison tats are earned.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:31 PM (Fqc6P)

336 Jeff Beck is another guy who does amazing Jimi covers. The guy can do no wrong with an axe in his hands.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:31 PM (39g3+)

337 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2018 02:32 PM (ycWCI)

338 >335
I'm cool with bluebell's tats, though.



Prison tats are earned.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:31 PM (Fqc6P)


I thought those were secret?

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 02:32 PM (sjdRT)

339 Now all the 'ettes are quiet because they got a little tattoo on their ankle :/

More than my ankle. I just shut up when the subject of tattoos comes up.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 12, 2018 02:32 PM (zRZaJ)

340
I would nominate SRV's 'VooDoo Child' and Modern English doing 'Tainted Love'.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:21 PM (Fqc6P)


Imelda May did a rockabilly version of Tainted Love that I like

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2018 02:33 PM (lKyWE)

341 All that glitters is not in fact, gold - young Sir Robert.

Posted by: The May Queen's Vajazzaled Veej at April 12, 2018 02:33 PM (Fqc6P)

342 264 CME? Second look at?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2018 02:17 PM (rwVFm)

Gamma ray burst FTW.

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 12, 2018 02:33 PM (RD7QR)

343 Now all the 'ettes are quiet because they got a little tattoo on their ankle :/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:29 PM (39g3+)

Four, actually, thank you very much.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 12, 2018 02:33 PM (MX7xj)

344 Boy, you said it!

Matthew Dowd
@matthewjdowd
When people repeat lie after lie after lie to further their political agenda or to protect people they want in power, then they do incredible damage to our Republic. More damage than ISIS has ever done to America.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2018 02:33 PM (+y/Ru)

345 323 Tammy Bruce just said Sessions is ending GWB's giving free legal help to detained illegal aliens. Another Bush family fuck job to citizens.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 12, 2018 02:29 PM (y7DUB)

It's like the hubby taking out the trash after he's caught boning a whore

Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2018 02:33 PM (VWsDy)

346 Diamond and Silk have been around quite a while. Probably since or before Trump said he was running for President. Only seen them on YouTube, I don't do Facebook anymore...so peaceful not doing it.....I know they are cartoonist, but you kind of have to look around that, and its their way of getting attention. If they didn't do that, no one would give them a second glance.

Posted by: Colin at April 12, 2018 02:34 PM (cTmvu)

347 I blame the Kardashians for the sharpie look being so popular.
Posted by: not the mama at April 12, 2018 02:18 PM (mx7rN)


I blame them for a lot of things. I can't believe what I am gonna post, but one of the girls had her baby this morning, with a guy she has been dating for a year. So she got pregnant 3 months into dating. At the time, his other gf was pregnant with his baby and gave birth 4 months later.

Now, it turns out he has been cheating on Kardash withother women and people are mad at him. Booed him at a game. Wtf?

I don't get why his fans are mad. Were they mad when he did this to his first gf...no. It is who he is.

The only thing this family has is money. None of them are successful at relationships. None. I do not understand why girls look up to them. Another sign of the stupid in society.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 02:34 PM (130AC)

348 Painful to remove. It takes like 9 sessions. Tat is removed with a laser where skin is burned, blisters and peels and skin is more sensitive each time it's done. I know someone that went through this. The good thing is her 10 year old daughter told her mom she would never get one seeing the pain her mom went through.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2018 02:31 PM (PvFoN)


Painful to get, painful to remove, and you pay both ways.

Sounds great. Sign me up!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 02:35 PM (jfS/c)

349 Back in the day you could tell the girls that "did it" because they smoked.

I wonder what the young guys look for in a tell for some booty nowadays.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 12, 2018 02:35 PM (EoRCO)

350 >>>Now all the 'ettes are quiet because they got a little tattoo on their ankle

nope.
none.

Posted by: concrete girl at April 12, 2018 02:35 PM (h9wAA)

351 but one of the girls had her baby this morning, with a guy she has been dating for a year. So she got pregnant 3 months into dating. At the time, his other gf was pregnant with his baby and gave birth 4 months later.

So this guy is going around taking dumps in the gene pool.

Idiocracy was a documentary.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 02:36 PM (jfS/c)

352 345 323 Tammy Bruce just said Sessions is ending GWB's giving free legal help to detained illegal aliens. Another Bush family fuck job to citizens.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 12, 2018 02:29 PM (y7DUB)



What haven't we been paying for? Geez. Didn't know GWB did this.

I'm sure CA will refuse to comply. Illinois too. The only 2 states which are in full revolt, iirc.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 02:37 PM (130AC)

353
Yeah, that's where I get off the train. I fucking hate the Nicks/Buckingham era and I think Rumours is just
cruel,cruel torture.



I liked FM. I liked BN.

Just not together.

The history of Fleetwood Mac is a strange one indeed.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 02:38 PM (GdWl+)

354 but one of the girls had her baby this morning, with a guy she has been dating for a year. So she got pregnant 3 months into dating. At the time, his other gf was pregnant with his baby and gave birth 4 months later.

So this guy is going around taking dumps in the gene pool.

Idiocracy was a documentary.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 02:36 PM (jfS/c)



I have to look into that documentary. Had never heard of it.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 02:38 PM (130AC)

355 I wonder what the young guys look for in a tell for some booty nowadays.

She sends a picture of her hoo-ha to his phone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:40 PM (39g3+)

356 Now all the 'ettes are quiet because they got a little tattoo on their ankle :/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:29 PM (39g3+)
******************
Tattoo free. Glad I never made that mistake. I always knew what might be "in style" this year will look dated in a couple of years.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2018 02:40 PM (PvFoN)

357 She sends a picture of her hoo-ha to his phone.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:40 PM (39g3+)

Hahaha...the youngins got it so easy nowadays.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 12, 2018 02:41 PM (EoRCO)

358 Accepting the validity of micro-aggressions and unsafe feelings opens the door to banning anything they don't like.

They need to be held responsible for what they publish, if they publish something that is illegal. Unless it's illegal, they should have to take what they are being given and run it.

That goes for YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook and whatever else it out there.

In Zuck's defense there are a lot of smaller scale places where courtesy is enforced and transgressors banned and comments deleted and it does improve the overall experience for most users. Is it any different for Zuck, YouTube and Twitter? Should it be? Maybe it should given their monopolistic hold. Lesser minds than mine will have to figure it out.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at April 12, 2018 02:42 PM (kfcYC)

359 Has Zuckerberg said how he is going to resolve conservative censorship issue?

Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2018 02:44 PM (PvFoN)

360 349
Back in the day you could tell the girls that "did it" because they smoked.

Wasn't the saying "If she smokes, she pokes?"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 12, 2018 02:44 PM (jxbfJ)

361 360 349
Back in the day you could tell the girls that "did it" because they smoked.

Wasn't the saying "If she smokes, she pokes?"
---------------
That was our lodestar. You were assured to grab a tittie as a minimum.

Posted by: Gumby at April 12, 2018 02:54 PM (2LelM)

362 #43 What was it like 'dealing with AT&T in the 90's?

Just kidding, we already know...and hell we got your digitized medical records too!

We even have your detention records from 3rd grade!...just kidding.

Thanks bunches Obama!

Posted by: Facebook at April 12, 2018 03:08 PM (Dzpyf)

363
I'm sure CA will refuse to comply. Illinois too. The only 2 states which are in full revolt, iirc.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 02:37 PM (130AC)
**************
That debt load they both got will make them somebody's bitch before long. There is always a day of reckoning with debt.

Posted by: torabora at April 12, 2018 03:10 PM (Dzpyf)

364 Nood

Posted by: Underdog at April 12, 2018 03:16 PM (0CeRG)

365 A Republican committee chair with balls would have them at the same table as Zuckerberg (with the booster seat) tomorrow.

Posted by: Jean at April 12, 2018 03:38 PM (MS0+a)

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