The Morning Rant: J.V. Edition

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We need a new movement to supersede the outdated and flat-out wrong "neocon" sensibility. I am all for American involvement in geopolitical machinations, including the use of military force. But it cannot be the chaotic, idiotic and murderous open-ended kind favored by dinosaurs like John McCain. Being the catalyst for others to do the heavy lifting in their own countries and spheres of influence is a much smarter way of maintaining control over our interests. Air power? Sure! Logistical and training support? Fantastic! But putting American boots on the ground must be examined carefully and ruthlessly, with clear, unequivocal goals in mind and equally clear end-points.

And most of all, those end-points must not be some magical time in the future when the country at hand is transformed into a gentle liberal democracy. Yes, it happened a few times after WWII, but does anyone seriously entertain the notion that we can take Shitcanistan and turn it into Japan 2.0?

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Stephen Miller skewers the manufactured Twitter outrage about the Tennessee cutie sporting a gun...and other assets.

By the way, her name is Brenna Spencer and she is more than capable of defending herself. She is no shrinking violet. She's a field representative for Turning Point USA, a "Student Movement for Free Markets and Limited Government."

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Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 12, 2018 10:55 AM (n9EOP)

2

EM STRAWBERRY FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 12, 2018 10:55 AM (mPeei)

3 Willowed and this might be fodder for a future monkey-rant

In blue-eats-blue news:
Apparently Sally Kohn has written a new book. Called The Opposite of Hate, or something like that. And, being Sally, quoted a woman named Aminatou Sow as having said some very inflammatory things. Except Sow has taken to Twitter saying that *everything* in the passage is mischaracterized at best and, even though she seems very progressive and a big believer in black victimhood, doesn't appreciate being used as a way to put forward Kohn's arguments.

https://twitter.com
/aminatou/status/984413609219543040

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 12, 2018 10:56 AM (rp9xB)

4 Who is Mulvaney

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at April 12, 2018 10:56 AM (czkHE)

5 Wait!?! If you've got both hands on my shoulders.......

Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2018 10:57 AM (0+nbW)

6 4. Character played by David Duchovny in the series The X Files.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 12, 2018 10:57 AM (fA1SL)

7 And most of all, those end-points must not be some magical time in the future when the country at hand is transformed into a gentle liberal democracy. Yes, it happened a few times after WWII, but does anyone seriously entertain the notion that we can take Shitcanistan and turn it into Japan 2.0?

In theory, yes, but not in a time frame that our nation's voters and resources will sustain. These days people would never have put up with taking over a decade to rebuild and restructure Germany and Japan. They were freaking out when it took months to get voting started.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 10:57 AM (39g3+)

8 ew Biden sniffing the ceo-bot!

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at April 12, 2018 10:58 AM (hMwEB)

9 5 Wait!?! If you've got both hands on my shoulders.......

Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2018 10:57 AM (0+nbW)


"It's obviously tentacles, duh."

--Kurt Eichenwald

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 10:58 AM (CMbMd)

10 Willowed:

Dude in the SAT theme, Chik Fil A to KFC is Elizabeth Taylor to Amy Schumer
Posted by: rammajamma


Melania Trump to Lena Dunham.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 10:59 AM (BoFYZ)

11 How Long? -A "Our Daily Bread" devotional

https://tinyurl.com/ybaphu33

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 10:59 AM (tpDAe)

12 I've reached the point where I really don't give a damn about the entire ME (its citizens or its children) and I don't want to spend another US tax dollar or waste one drop of our military's blood on those degenerates! Cut off US foreign aid and halt any and all immigration form any shithole country over there.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 12, 2018 11:00 AM (n9EOP)

13 Re Syria - Sargon has an entire series on these alleged and unverifiable 'chemical weapons attacks' in Syria.
Here's the latest.
https://youtu.be/6QTUZNPgpZQ

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 12, 2018 11:00 AM (fA1SL)

14 Wait!?! If you've got both hands on my shoulders.......
Posted by: BignJames


Turn your head & cough.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 11:00 AM (BoFYZ)

15 The only way Shitcanistan is turning into anything resembling civilization is if you Outlaw Islam and then spend like 6 generations breeding it out of them.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 11:00 AM (CMbMd)

16 ENOUGH ZUCKERBERG

Posted by: Bill Bradski at April 12, 2018 11:00 AM (sT3iQ)

17 Creepy Joe nuzzling Zuckerberg's hair his hilarious. If Trump ever, ever acted like Biden the MFM would go up in flames.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 12, 2018 11:00 AM (nBr1j)

18 That Zuckerberg picture is creepy, disturbing and hilarious.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 11:01 AM (NWiLs)

19 I see Maxine Waters' hair is going crazier than normal Bandersnatch probably shouldn't have said he could do without it. That sort of things encourages the sock to carry on even more. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 11:01 AM (tpDAe)

20 The only way Shitcanistan is turning into anything resembling civilization is if you Outlaw Islam and then spend like 6 generations breeding it out of them.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 11:00 AM (CMbMd)

The Anne Coulter solution!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 12, 2018 11:01 AM (n9EOP)

21 Biden: "It hurts more if you flinch."

Posted by: Zod at April 12, 2018 11:01 AM (Bdeb0)

22 And most of all, those end-points must not be some magical time in the future when the country at hand is transformed into a gentle liberal democracy. Yes, it happened a few times after WWII, but does anyone seriously entertain the notion that we can take Shitcanistan and turn it into Japan 2.0?


Fuck it. Lets conquer the entire world. I am all for a Wagnerian conflagration at this point.

Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2018 11:02 AM (gbWkA)

23 16.
ENOUGH ZUCKERBERG?
MEMES A DEAD HORSE?

HORDE SAID BILL SAID DOT COM

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 12, 2018 11:02 AM (fA1SL)

24 Uncle Joe applying the Father Nelson to Zuck

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 12, 2018 11:02 AM (nzgbV)

25 "Tennessee cutie sporting a gun...and other assets."

Another gun cutie linked by Jane Doh last night.

https://www.instagram.com/misslaurenvictoriaa/

Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 11:02 AM (TGrKk)

26 That Zuckerberg picture is creepy, disturbing and hilarious.
Posted by: Insomniac


Biden is telling Zuck he'll be at the pool and to come on down.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 11:02 AM (BoFYZ)

27 23 16.
ENOUGH ZUCKERBERG?
MEMES A DEAD HORSE?

HORDE SAID BILL SAID DOT COM
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 12, 2018 11:02 AM (fA1SL)

You want more Zuck memes? This is how you get more Zuck memes.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 11:03 AM (NWiLs)

28 Numerologist Says The Rapture is Coming April 23, According to Biblical Prophecy

Well, alrighty then.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2018 11:03 AM (+y/Ru)

29 5 Wait!?! If you've got both hands on my shoulders.......
Posted by: BignJames at April 12, 2018 10:57 AM (0+nbW)

Then you don't want to be at the Dr. for a proctology exam.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 12, 2018 11:03 AM (jxbfJ)

30 I saw a good photoshop of Zuckerberg dressed as Data from Star Trek. Pretty accurate depiction.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2018 11:03 AM (/tuJf)

31
Early? No effin' way!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 11:03 AM (pNxlR)

32 28 Numerologist Says The Rapture is Coming April 23, According to Biblical Prophecy

Well, alrighty then.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2018 11:03 AM (+y/Ru)


Great, since SMOD appears to have abandoned us.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 12, 2018 11:03 AM (jxbfJ)

33 Re Syria - Sargon has an entire series on these alleged and unverifiable 'chemical weapons attacks' in Syria.
Here's the latest.
https://youtu.be/6QTUZNPgpZQ
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 12, 2018 11:00 AM (fA1SL)

Not possible. *sniff* Pres. Obama assured us that all chemical weapons were gone. *sniff* It's obvious that Trump and Putin formed a joint venture to sell chemical weapons to Syria. Put Mueller on this, stat!

Posted by: MFMBots at April 12, 2018 11:04 AM (Z48ZB)

34 Pale Moon, my preferred browser for over a year, has become completely worthless and non-responsive, especially here. I've got to find a reliable browser, maybe I'll ask Zark Muckerburg for a recommendation?!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 12, 2018 11:04 AM (n9EOP)

35 ActuallyI think we can take Shitcanistan and turn it into japan 2.0. But it begins with Total Victory. Beat the living shit out of it and absolutely conquering of the country. Then begins the make over. Social and government institutions. Industry. The works. And it takes at least a generation. Helps too if they have some natural resource that can be used to underwrite the effort.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2018 11:04 AM (0tfLf)

36 zzzzzzZZZZ--

BOMB THEM!! BOMB THEM ALL!! KEEP BOM--

ZZzzzzzz...

Posted by: McCain's brain tumor at April 12, 2018 11:04 AM (NL6wI)

37 Yes, indeed whenever I have the experience of reading Sally Kohn I always think, "Now, that piece of journalism is just redolent with the sweet aroma of the opposite of hate" Uh huh. Glad she's written a book about how non hateful she is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 11:04 AM (tpDAe)

38 http://bit.ly/2EFMFFD
+++++++++
RNC Releases Attack Strategy On 'Lyin' Comey' In Advance Of Book Release Daily Wire

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 12, 2018 11:04 AM (y3aQB)

39 April 23?

23?

Didn't Jim Carrey make a shitty movie about that crap?

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 11:05 AM (CMbMd)

40 >Another gun cutie linked by Jane Doh last night.

https://www.instagram.com/misslaurenvictoriaa/


Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 11:02 AM (TGrKk)


I have 2 words to say about her. Garry Owen.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 11:05 AM (sjdRT)

41 I've got a new movie out and you need to see it. This is a very impotent movie.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 12, 2018 11:05 AM (pw+jk)

42 Zuck really, really hasn't gotten across the uncanny valley. Almost there but still eliciting revulsion.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 12, 2018 11:05 AM (RD7QR)

43
When a former Vice-President really loves a totalitarian lackey ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 11:05 AM (pNxlR)

44 Zuck - I thought you said it was a big fu**ing deal?

Posted by: rammajamma at April 12, 2018 11:05 AM (AjNMO)

45 Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 12, 2018 11:04 AM (n9EOP)

Pale Moon is fairly robust for me, but it is so damned slow now.

Try Brave.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2018 11:06 AM (wYseH)

46 That Zuckerberg picture is creepy, disturbing and hilarious.
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Yep.

there is also one that is a side by side of Zuck and Commander Data from Next Generation.

uncanny resemblance. The facial expression or lack thereof is what does it.

There is one where someone screen capped him while talking and zoomed in on his teeth. It looks like his teeth are filed to points at the canines. Maybe he was planning on getting caps and didn't get the dental work completed?

Weird.

Posted by: simplemind at April 12, 2018 11:06 AM (CeEEm)

47 EM STRAWBERRY FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair



Seriouslyl, can't this "joke" be over?

I got kind of willowed asking this in the last thread. This should be a nice place, where we're comfortable without pants.

This schtick is uncomfortable.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 12, 2018 11:06 AM (fuK7c)

48 Another gun cutie linked by Jane Doh last night.

https://www.instagram.com/misslaurenvictoriaa/


Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 11:02 AM (TGrKk)


I have 2 words to say about her. Garry Owen.


She's going down like the 7th?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 11:06 AM (BoFYZ)

49 15 The only way Shitcanistan is turning into anything resembling civilization is if you Outlaw Islam and then spend like 6 generations breeding it out of them.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 11:00 AM (CMbMd)

Yup... the only way to build the ME back up, would be to totally tear it down first...

Like Boot Camp... where you push them right to the edge... then build them back stronger...

or like we did with Japan, and Germany... where we destroyed the dominant philosophies of Nazism and Shito... and replaced them...

To Fix the Middle East, we would need to get rid of Islam, because even a basic reading of the Koran shows it is not compatible with American Philosophy.

Posted by: Don Q. at April 12, 2018 11:06 AM (NgKpN)

50 Maxine Waters is a vicious, drooling imbecile who deserves nothing but relentless mockery and derision.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 11:07 AM (NWiLs)

51 The thing about US military power being used all over the place is this:

OK, so maybe some people don't believe in "conspiracy theories" like the friggin' White Helmets being a scam organization that sets up B.S. "gas attack" stories...

OK. Whatever.

But can anyone tell me... 1.) Is it IMPOSSIBLE that we could be tricked into a war? 2.) Do we have ANY method for spotting such fakery?

Posted by: RKae at April 12, 2018 11:07 AM (WD8J9)

52 >She's going down like the 7th?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 11:06 AM (BoFYZ)


I believe she is drawing a bead on you right this second......

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 11:07 AM (sjdRT)

53
Amy Schumer and impotence were made for one another

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 11:07 AM (pNxlR)

54 Willowed
396 Which is one of the reasons why I suspect that seniors require high fat diets to keep their brains from deteriorating.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale
It's now becoming pretty apparent that a lifetime of high glycemic foods is the reason that 'Type 3 Diabetes' is being banded about as another name for Alzheimer's.
All the nutrition advice from our betters in government? Low fat, low cholesterol, lots of grains?
Beyond useless. Downright lethal.Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 12, 2018 10:54 AM (LOgQ4)


Apparently understood since 2005, yet not promulgated.

No one wants to talk about how "plant based" diets are disasters,
especially a lot of grains and starches and other high simple carb sources. "Low fat" makes you fat, thanks government and various lobbying groups. The global warming fanatices, vegans, and vegetarians would love for humans to kill themselves off to 'save the world.'

Ton of evidence that artery cholesterol doesn't come from food but from the body which sends it to the arteries to repair damage done by glucose. You're better off drinking cream than milk, just to avoid the sugar. Bread hits the bloodstream faster as glucose than drinking actual glucose.

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 11:07 AM (CAKgV)

55 ...and bring some of your little friends, ok?

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 12, 2018 11:07 AM (RuIsu)

56 >>35 ActuallyI think we can take Shitcanistan and turn it into japan 2.0. But it begins with Total Victory. Beat the living shit out of it and absolutely conquering of the country. Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2018 11:04 AM (0tfLf)

"...man and woman, young and old, ox and sheep and donkey, with the edge of the sword..."

Posted by: Zod at April 12, 2018 11:08 AM (Bdeb0)

57
IMBECILE PEACH FRIES FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 11:08 AM (pNxlR)

58 Put them all to the sword.

Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2018 11:08 AM (gbWkA)

59 IIANM, the theology of "the rapture" is only 150 years old. Not orthodox Christianity.

Posted by: JAS at April 12, 2018 11:08 AM (sCN2W)

60 But can anyone tell me... 1.) Is it IMPOSSIBLE that we could be tricked into a war? 2.) Do we have ANY method for spotting such fakery?
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REMEMBER THE MAINE!!!!

Posted by: simplemind at April 12, 2018 11:08 AM (HhObK)

61 18 That Zuckerberg picture is creepy, disturbing and hilarious.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 11:01 AM (NWiLs)

And Biden is pretty creep too.

Posted by: George LeS at April 12, 2018 11:08 AM (+TcCF)

62 Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 11:07 AM (NWiLs)

I don't care about Foady Five Maxine.Ii think it's rather funny myself. I'm just saying she seems to have posted more since Bandersnatch said what he did. On the other hand, she's not reading ASHQ so the mocking has no effect on her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 11:09 AM (tpDAe)

63 "your hair smells so nice, little boy"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 11:09 AM (39g3+)

64 48 Another gun cutie linked by Jane Doh last night.

https://www.instagram.com/misslaurenvictoriaa/

Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 11:02 AM (TGrKk)

I have 2 words to say about her. Garry Owen.

She's going down like the 7th?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 11:06 AM



OK...this made me laugh.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2018 11:09 AM (0tfLf)

65 This schtick is uncomfortable.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 12, 2018 11:06 AM (fuK7c)


I suppose you would have to get Ace or one of the COBs to do a hash search and put in a gentle word.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Come See the New Trump Section at The Outrage Outlet! at April 12, 2018 11:09 AM (hLRSq)

66 Posted by: JAS at April 12, 2018 11:08 AM (sCN2W)

You are mistaken.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 12, 2018 11:09 AM (rp9xB)

67 >>You're better off drinking cream than milk, just to avoid the sugar. Bread hits the bloodstream faster as glucose than drinking actual glucose.
Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 11:07 AM (CAKgV)

You're better off adding rennet, calcium chloride, and mesophilic culture to milk, cooking at 85 degrees, cutting the curd, draining the whey, and pressing, dressing, and refrigerating the curd at 55 degrees for 9 months.

This is how Zod makes cheddar cheese.

Posted by: Zod at April 12, 2018 11:10 AM (Bdeb0)

68 The media getting huffy because a university graduate is pro second amendment is profoundly stupid.
The world has turned upside down. The media is now committed to stifling free speech and universities are dedicated to closing minds.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 12, 2018 11:10 AM (nBr1j)

69 Love the Biden pic

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 11:10 AM (W+vEI)

70 I don't care about Foady Five Maxine.Ii think it's rather funny myself. I'm just saying she seems to have posted more since Bandersnatch said what he did. On the other hand, she's not reading ASHQ so the mocking has no effect on her.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 11:09 AM (tpDAe)

True. It's probably a good thing she doesn't read it or she'd be sending the Brute Squad to shut it down.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 11:11 AM (NWiLs)

71 ...I have your favorite kind of candy outside in my windowless van...

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 12, 2018 11:11 AM (RuIsu)

72 Chedder cheese is good but doesn't do much for my coffee. Sorta lumpy.

But I highly admire cheese makers.

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 11:11 AM (CAKgV)

73
This schtick is uncomfortable.

Get some of those roomy drawers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2018 11:11 AM (IqV8l)

74 But I highly admire cheese makers.
Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 11:11 AM (CAKgV)

They are indeed blessed.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 11:12 AM (NWiLs)

75 EM STRAWBERRY FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair


Seriouslyl, can't this "joke" be over?

I got kind of willowed asking this in the last thread. This should be a nice place, where we're comfortable without pants.

This schtick is uncomfortable.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 12, 2018 11:06 AM (fuK7c)

But it makes me laugh every day. Even when I don't want to!

Posted by: LASue at April 12, 2018 11:12 AM (Z48ZB)

76 Coffee should be drunk black, no sugar. Anything else is not coffee.

Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2018 11:13 AM (gbWkA)

77 How can this be 75 comments in already? I swear I just refreshed the main page a minute ago.

* whines: I'll never get caught up... *

* ponders *

Hm. Maybe this is a good thing.

Posted by: mindful webworker - should be obscene and not absurd at April 12, 2018 11:13 AM (OZZ16)

78 But I highly admire cheese makers.

Posted by: dagny

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Blessed are they.

Posted by: RKae at April 12, 2018 11:13 AM (WD8J9)

79 >>72 Chedder cheese is good but doesn't do much for my coffee. Sorta lumpy. But I highly admire cheese makers. Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 11:11 AM (CAKgV)

Cheddar cheese is for apple pie. Nothing else matters.

Posted by: Zod at April 12, 2018 11:13 AM (Bdeb0)

80 >>The media getting huffy because a university graduate is pro second amendment is profoundly stupid.



They have to polarize guns completely. They are training people to freak at every instance of a gun, whether it's this chick, or a 6 year old with a pop-tart gun, or an 11 year old with a paintball gun, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 11:13 AM (W+vEI)

81 70 True. It's probably a good thing she doesn't read it or she'd be sending the Brute Squad to shut it down.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 11:11 AM (NWiLs)


"My goal is to put everyone who disagrees with me in jail."

--Something the real, living, breathing Maxine Waters (not a blog sock) actually said.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 11:13 AM (CMbMd)

82 59 IIANM, the theology of "the rapture" is only 150 years old. Not orthodox Christianity.

Posted by: JAS at April 12, 2018 11:08 AM (sCN2W)

That said, no one knows the time or date when it would happen, as only God the Father knows when He has had enough and will send Christ back to create a new Heaven and a new Earth. Trying to say that it will happen on this or that date is silly, and should be ignored.

Preparing for Christ's return should be done as the wise virgins-who prepared for the bridegroom's appearance by having extra oil for their lamps, and keeping their lamps ready for his arrival.We don't know when he is coming back, so be ready.

Posted by: moki at April 12, 2018 11:13 AM (V+V48)

83 Blessed are the cheese makers.

Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2018 11:13 AM (gbWkA)

84 The media getting huffy because a university graduate is pro second amendment is profoundly stupid.
The world has turned upside down. The media is now committed to stifling free speech and universities are dedicated to closing minds.

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When a system becomes inverted, what was formerly used to build, grow and organize turns to disorder, decay and destruction.

Or as the street corner preachers like to say:

THE END IS NIGH? (is it nigh or nye?)

Whatevs.

Doom, Despair, Agony on Me.
Deep Dark Depression Excessive Misery!

*Woah*


Posted by: simplemind at April 12, 2018 11:14 AM (c3fNi)

85 Oh yeah. Whatever Unka Joe is whispering, Zux body language sez he is considering the offer.

I learned how to read body language on the internest, so... you know...

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 12, 2018 11:14 AM (RuIsu)

86 Blessed are the cheese makers.
Posted by: Archer


He who cuts the cheese? Not so much.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 11:14 AM (BoFYZ)

87 The full title of Kooky Kohn's new book: The Opposite of Hate: A Field Guide to Repairing Our Humanity

https://amzn.to/2IKzN3l

I guess it's with lies and intimidation.

From the blurb: "CNN's Sally Kohn has a talent for making friends across the political aisle." Yeah, when did that happen? "With her trademark humor, intelligence, and wit . . ." Ahhh, what?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2018 11:14 AM (+y/Ru)

88 We're going to fight over the Rapture ?

I think I'll go shopping. :^)

I find all the people predicting the Rapture ridiculous. I'm not saying the theology is (It's not a point I argue about) It's just that in my understanding of scripture we're not supposed to make those predictions and everyone so far has been wrong. Leave it to God's timing if that's the plan .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 11:15 AM (tpDAe)

89 Biden: "It hurts more if you flinch."
Posted by: Zod at April 12, 2018 11:01 AM (Bdeb0)

Eww. Creepy comment award winner!

Posted by: LASue at April 12, 2018 11:15 AM (Z48ZB)

90 28 Numerologist Says The Rapture is Coming April 23, According to Biblical Prophecy

Not again. Last time the world was supposed to end was on my 33rd wedding anniversary. Although it kind of did when I tried to pull the "honey - not my fault, the world was supposed to end" card without getting a gift.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 12, 2018 11:15 AM (kUmUV)

91 In my world it's not possible to mock, degrade and defame Maxine Waters enough.

But that's just me.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2018 11:15 AM (/tuJf)

92 IIANM, the theology of "the rapture" is only 150 years old. Not orthodox Christianity.

Yeah the Dispensational/Premillenial view is pretty recent and mostly in the USA. Europeans are largely mystified by this system.

I mean, I hope this is right, but...

Great, since SMOD appears to have abandoned us.

"If you think SMOD was destructive vengenace, wait til you get a load of me"
--Returning Jesus Christ

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 11:15 AM (39g3+)

93 Why is Biden nibbling Zuck's ear? Isn't that for high school girls he meets ?

Posted by: Ripley at April 12, 2018 11:15 AM (MxEKc)

94 NIGH. If the end were neigh then it would be a horse. Or brought by a horse. Which brings us to Revelations.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 12, 2018 11:16 AM (RD7QR)

95 the notion that we can take Shitcanistan and turn it into Japan 2.0?

If you don't repeat the exact pre-conditions you can't expect the exact results.

Posted by: Napalm, White Phospurus and Plutonium at April 12, 2018 11:16 AM (FhXTo)

96 "My goal is to put everyone who disagrees with me in jail."

--Something the real, living, breathing Maxine Waters (not a blog sock) actually said.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 11:13 AM (CMbMd)

Scratch a "progressive" and find a fascist.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 11:16 AM (NWiLs)

97 I had some fun. I reported platform abuse to Facebook. I reported that Facebook gave away all their data to the Democratic party so probably develop voter information.

So Facebook abuses its own platform. That's self abuse.

*insert Beavis and Butthead "he said 'self abuse...hehehe" here*

Now that I think about it that was a Facebook legal breach of fiduciary duty. That data was valuable and giving it away without compensation deprived the shareholders of consideration. The fuckers mulcted me!

For the record I am a shareholder by proxy.

Downside to suing the bastards is that the users whose data was spidered away will also be suing FB.

Maybe time to exit FB?

Posted by: torabora at April 12, 2018 11:16 AM (BQrOu)

98 "The full title of Kooky Kohn's new book: The Opposite of Hate: A Field Guide to Repairing Our Humanity"

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The True Power of Lesbianism!!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 12, 2018 11:16 AM (pw+jk)

99 But I highly admire cheese makers.
======
Blessed are the cheesemakers for
although they cut the cheese, the make
cheezburgers possible.

Posted by: simplemind at April 12, 2018 11:16 AM (FK7ck)

100 This doctrine is new; it was never taught or even discussed prior to the 1830s.

It seems to have come from a "prophetic vision" by Margaret Macdonald, a woman in 1830 who was part of a cult called the "Irvingites."

Posted by: JAS at April 12, 2018 11:16 AM (sCN2W)

101 >>From the blurb: "CNN's Sally Kohn has a talent for making friends across the political aisle." Yeah, when did that happen? "With her trademark humor, intelligence, and wit . . ." Ahhh, what?



So...her tweets are satire and/or performance art?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 11:16 AM (W+vEI)

102 One problem is that the term "neocon" has become useless. It originally had a use, when guys like Kristol and Podhoretz (the older, good ones) and Neuhaus came over. And it didn't simply mean "interventionist", but did entail a clear-eyed view of commies.

Nowadays, it seems to be a mix of, well, just about anything the speaker dislikes which isn't avowedly leftist. To take one example, George Will gets called a "neocon" a lot. This is arrant BS. For one thing, he was massively skeptical about the converts mentioned above, for another, he was from the start opposed to the idea of nation building in Iraq (or generally, most of what the two Bushes pushed.) This is not to say he isn't full of crap in many ways, but whatever those are, they are not neocon.

More generally, it originally meant former libs embracing Reagan; it seems to have been transmuted into "Bushism", and that not very strictly defined.

Just drop the term. More specific descriptions might be useful; this one has become as useless as "fascist" and "democracy".

Posted by: George LeS at April 12, 2018 11:17 AM (+TcCF)

103 "If you think SMOD was destructive vengenace, wait til you get a load of me"
--Returning Jesus Christ
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 11:15 AM (39g3+)

There's a man goin' 'round takin' names.
And he decides who to free and who to blame.
Everybody won't be treated all the same.
There'll be a golden ladder reaching down.
When the man comes around.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 11:17 AM (NWiLs)

104 >>91 In my world it's not possible to mock, degrade and defame Maxine Waters enough.
But that's just me. Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2018 11:15 AM (/tuJf)

Maxine Waters has people in her life who love her (considers nails, buffs on lapel).

Posted by: Zod at April 12, 2018 11:17 AM (Bdeb0)

105 Scratch a "progressive" and find a fascist.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 11:16 AM (NWiLs)

=============
In the Age of Trump, you don't need to scratch anymore.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 12, 2018 11:17 AM (pw+jk)

106 All kidding aside remember morons -

Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2018 11:17 AM (gbWkA)

107 For crying out loud, check out the tortured wording in the Fox News rapture story

Biblical prophecy claims the Rapture is coming April 23, numerologist says

http://tinyurl.com/y9ho7h8h

I thought they had professionals who did this kind of thing for a living???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 11:17 AM (39g3+)

108 Pale Moon is fairly robust for me, but it is so damned slow now.
Try Brave.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2018 11:06 AM (wYseH)


Pale Moon will no longer play any animated .gif files or embedded videos on Twitter, so I had to switch to Brave.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at April 12, 2018 11:18 AM (u7ERy)

109 >> "My goal is to put everyone who disagrees with me in jail."


She was threatening to nationalize oil companies, too, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 11:18 AM (W+vEI)

110 From the blurb: "CNN's Sally Kohn has a talent for making friends across the political aisle." Yeah, when did that happen? "With her trademark humor, intelligence, and wit . . ." Ahhh, what?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2018 11:14 AM (+y/Ru)
***************
Blowjobs

Posted by: Lewinsky, Expert BJ Artiste at April 12, 2018 11:18 AM (BQrOu)

111 Biblical prophecy claims the Rapture is coming April 23, numerologist says

Of course it just HAS to be after the tax deadline.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 11:18 AM (NWiLs)

112 34 Pale Moon, my preferred browser for over a year, has become completely worthless and non-responsive, especially here. I've got to find a reliable browser, maybe I'll ask Zark Muckerburg for a recommendation?!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 12, 2018

*
*
Try Brave. I've been using it for a while. No popups.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2018 11:18 AM (wQDH5)

113 Shitcanistan will never be Japan. The average IQ in most of the middle east shitholes isn't high enough to get clean water and electricity.

Posted by: Smash the Resistance! at April 12, 2018 11:19 AM (AXDL1)

114 From the blurb: "CNN's Sally Kohn has a talent for making friends across the political aisle." Yeah, when did that happen? "With her trademark humor, intelligence, and wit . . ." Ahhh, what?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2018 11:14 AM (+y/Ru)

Almost as funny or maybe funnier than "Twitter is the free speech platform in the U.K." or Zucky Markenburg saying "Facebook is the platform for all ideas"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 11:19 AM (tpDAe)

115 28 Numerologist Says The Rapture is Coming April 23, According to Biblical Prophecy

I'm curious what the Numerologist had to say about Y2K?

Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 11:19 AM (TGrKk)

116 Not to brag (but totally will)

I did meet Aggie last summer in person.

She's as nice as one would expect. and damn good looking as well.

Posted by: Blanco at April 12, 2018 11:19 AM (QGdDN)

117 1. write a book titled "The Opposite of Hate: A Field Guide to Repairing Our Humanity."

2. ????????

3. Hillary is installed as president.

Posted by: Sally Kohn at April 12, 2018 11:19 AM (pw+jk)

118 For crying out loud, check out the tortured wording in the Fox News rapture story

Biblical prophecy claims the Rapture is coming April 23, numerologist says

http://tinyurl.com/y9ho7h8h

I thought they had professionals who did this kind of thing for a living???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Hobos wearing sandwich boards?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 11:19 AM (BoFYZ)

119 >>Biblical prophecy claims the Rapture is coming April 23, numerologist says

Of course. Right while I am hooking up with a bonefish.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2018 11:19 AM (/tuJf)

120 ActuallyI think we can take Shitcanistan and turn it into japan 2.0. But it begins with Total Victory. Beat the living shit out of it and absolutely conquering of the country

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And destroying Islam like we destroyed the deity of the Emperor of Japan. Islam is not compatible with human rights and liberty.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2018 11:20 AM (+y/Ru)

121 Pale Moon will no longer play any animated .gif files or embedded videos on Twitter, so I had to switch to Brave.

Using Brave here as well, works great. Anybody spoken to Ace about accepting Brave payments since we're kind of blocking all his ads?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 12, 2018 11:20 AM (kUmUV)

122 Zuck's a little old for The Paste Eater's tastes.

And Zuck should fire his hair stylist, stat -- That looks like a bowl cut.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 12, 2018 11:20 AM (0ogQG)

123 There's a man goin' 'round takin' names.

I know its probably sinful but I take a deep, grim pleasure in knowing Jesus is coming back and every one of those freaks and monsters and haters and thugs who spit on Him and His children are going to face justice and kneel before God and proclaim Him lord.

They're all going to admit Jesus is Lord, and they are going to admit they were wrong and pay for their sins. That warms my flinty heart.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 11:20 AM (39g3+)

124 >>>And, being Sally, quoted a woman named Aminatou Sow as having said some very inflammatory things. Except Sow has taken to Twitter saying that *everything* in the passage is mischaracterized at best and, even though she seems very progressive and a big believer in black victimhood, doesn't appreciate being used as a way to put forward Kohn's arguments.


Doing an image search, she certainly lives up to her name.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 12, 2018 11:21 AM (/qEW2)

125 I have no interest in giving you my opinion about the rapture but tha reality is any one of us could be standing in the presence of Jesus at any moment.
My late wife did not expect it, nor did I, but she was prepared. She was, in effect, raptured but left her body behind.
I'd be happy to be raptured April 23 but I will continue to live my life in day by day grace and faith.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 12, 2018 11:21 AM (nBr1j)

126 34 Pale Moon, my preferred browser for over a year, has become completely worthless and non-responsive, especially here. I've got to find a reliable browser, maybe I'll ask Zark Muckerburg for a recommendation?!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 12, 2018 11:04 AM (n9EOP)

================

Are you running noscript? If not, install it. The HQ runs fine if you do.

Posted by: Jackal at April 12, 2018 11:21 AM (bSBS8)

127 "Biblical prophecy claims the Rapture is coming April 23, numerologist says"

So it is too late to start that exercise program?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Come See the New Trump Section at The Outrage Outlet! at April 12, 2018 11:21 AM (hLRSq)

128 Preparing for Christ's return should be done as the wise virgins-who prepared for the bridegroom's appearance by having extra oil for their lamps, and keeping their lamps ready for his arrival.We don't know when he is coming back, so be ready.

Posted by: moki


To borrow from Insty: Faster, please...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 12, 2018 11:21 AM (AM1GF)

129 As usual the stuff in italics is a combo of false assumptions, myths, and wishful thinking empowered by the sort of academic bubble-blowing that gave you the parts of Vietnam that didn't work, and the Balkans fiasco before Milosevich's still-mysterious surrender.


Every circumstance will be different, in terms of our interests, the feasibility of various approaches, the risks, etc. The generalizations in that statement are just a wish-list of how some make-believe situation could be addressed, for free or nearly free.


The moral hazard of placing Americans in harm's way now greatly exceeds acceptable levels. The country will squander success and sacrifice without a second thought - see Obama.


The only "magical" thinking is the high school level cartoon of affecting most situations/influencing most events without "boots on the ground". "Japan 2.0" as a goal is an idiotic distortion, "logistical and air support" only is mostly a naive fantasy if you want to influence events in the sorts of locales we're talking about, and "ruthless" examinations and "clear end points" are the laughable conceits of the true armchair warrior.


It's long past time that US armed forces were sized and configured for the purely continental defense role that most Americans can understand or support. Six carrier groups, only enough USMC to extract one embassy in both east/west hemispheres simultaneously (that might come in handy), no expeditionary capability. Rebuilt nuke deterrent and industrial base (needed anyway due to age/neglect).


Enough with the ludicrous combo of "rebuild the military!" and "don't use the military except per these dumb master's thesis principles!".

Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2018 11:21 AM (QDnY+)

130 >>Biblical prophecy claims the Rapture is coming April 23, numerologist says

Lapse on the premiums, lose the coverage.

Posted by: Zod at April 12, 2018 11:21 AM (Bdeb0)

131 28 Numerologist Says The Rapture is Coming April 23, According to Biblical Prophecy

Well, alrighty then.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler



Ugh. The Bible doesn't give a date and time; only that Jesus will come again and be ready.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 12, 2018 11:21 AM (Lmyf+)

132 Numerologist Says The Rapture is Coming April 23, According to Biblical Prophecy

DAMN! My package from China isn't coming until the 26th!

#AlwaysGoExpress

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 11:21 AM (oVJmc)

133 Biblical prophecy claims the Rapture is coming April 23, numerologist says

Of course. Right while I am hooking up with a bonefish.
Posted by: JackStraw


TMI.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 11:21 AM (BoFYZ)

134 So where is Maxine on the 2nd Amendment? How is she going to put anyone in jail without a gun?

Someone said one person with a gun can control a hundred without one.

Posted by: torabora at April 12, 2018 11:22 AM (BQrOu)

135 And Zuck should fire his hair stylist, stat -- That looks like a bowl cut.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 12, 2018 11:20 AM


I can hook him up with my guy...

Posted by: Trey Gowdy at April 12, 2018 11:22 AM (ZQfW9)

136 I realized at church this Easter that I had not understood the rapture and what happens to those already dead, but now it makes sense. Never too late to learn!

Posted by: LASue at April 12, 2018 11:22 AM (Z48ZB)

137 Using Brave here as well, works great. Anybody spoken to Ace about accepting Brave payments since we're kind of blocking all his ads?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont


Been a while since the last pledge drive. I should hit the tip jar this weekend...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at April 12, 2018 11:22 AM (AM1GF)

138 Ugh. The Bible doesn't give a date and time; only that Jesus will come again and be ready.
Posted by: Puddleglum


Jesus is coming! Everybody look busy!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 11:22 AM (BoFYZ)

139 >>TMI.

I knew as soon as I hit post one of you perverts would jump on that.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2018 11:22 AM (/tuJf)

140 I'm always up for a Wagnerian conflagration.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 12, 2018 11:23 AM (aW5/6)

141 And destroying Islam like we destroyed the deity of the Emperor of Japan. Islam is not compatible with human rights and liberty.

Right, it would take an obliteration of Mecca, the magic rock, and a total destruction of the power structures of Islam, its funding, its worldwide support, and its main leaders. The religion would not disappear, but it would be slapped back to the stone age and be quiet for another 5 centuries.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 11:23 AM (39g3+)

142 I found the Breck Girl!

Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at April 12, 2018 11:23 AM (vtcmf)

143 What's scarier than Maxscene Waters...the fact that hordes of constituents keep voting her back in.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 12, 2018 11:23 AM (Dn4Uq)

144 I watched the tv show Shooting USA on the outdoor channel last night. They were at the Shot Show in Vegas. More erections at that expo than the Porn Expo. I have to put that on my bucket list.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2018 11:24 AM (pCPGh)

145 So where is Maxine on the 2nd Amendment? How is she going to put anyone in jail without a gun?

Someone said one person with a gun can control a hundred without one.
Posted by: torabora


12 to 15. Then they'll get their ass stomped during the reload.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 11:24 AM (BoFYZ)

146 Mrrk is a good guy but he refuses to have a glass of Elmers with me.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 12, 2018 11:24 AM (pw+jk)

147 100 This doctrine is new; it was never taught or even discussed prior to the 1830s.


==

there were a lot of apocalyptic prophets around that time
something in the air maybe

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 12, 2018 11:24 AM (hMwEB)

148 According to Blondie, the Rapture shall include men from Mars, eating cars.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 12, 2018 11:24 AM (Dn4Uq)

149 34 Pale Moon, my preferred browser for over a year, has become completely worthless and non-responsive, especially here. I've got to find a reliable browser, maybe I'll ask Zark Muckerburg for a recommendation?!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 12, 2018 11:04 AM (n9EOP)

I use Pale Moon for other stuff, and have had no trouble with it. But here I use Opera. Yes, I know the Chicoms have their fingers in it, but it's the best I've found for video/audio. My wife was having trouble with Firefox stalling when she watched things; so I DL'd Opera for her. As it happened, it was on her birthday, and she said it was the best present I gave her that day.

Of course I'm open to others. Except Chrome. Tried Brave, but it was just too buggy. And Edge sucks edggs.

Posted by: George LeS at April 12, 2018 11:24 AM (+TcCF)

150 >>140 I'm always up for a Wagnerian conflagration. Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 12, 2018 11:23 AM (aW5/6)

Huh. You're aware that doesn't end well for you, right?

Posted by: Zod at April 12, 2018 11:25 AM (Bdeb0)

151 He's lucky he's on a phone book.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 12, 2018 11:25 AM (Ndje9)

152 148. This is sound theologically.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 12, 2018 11:25 AM (fA1SL)

153 12 to 15. Then they'll get their ass stomped during the reload.

The problem is, who wants to be in that 12-15? Its the fear of being hurt or killed that stops people, not the bullets.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 11:25 AM (39g3+)

154 141 And destroying Islam like we destroyed the deity of the Emperor of Japan. Islam is not compatible with human rights and liberty.

Right, it would take an obliteration of Mecca, the magic rock, and a total destruction of the power structures of Islam, its funding, its worldwide support, and its main leaders. The religion would not disappear, but it would be slapped back to the stone age and be quiet for another 5 centuries.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 11:23 AM (39g3+)

And nobody in the West with any power has the will to do that. We have to occupy the same planet with Islam for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 12, 2018 11:25 AM (RD7QR)

155 I knew as soon as I hit post one of you perverts would jump on that.
Posted by: JackStraw


We're nothing if not dependable.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 11:26 AM (BoFYZ)

156 Hmm wonder why this was not "newsworthy" maybe it has something to do with union goons in cali?

https://bit.ly/2GT623Q

"A man was taken into custody Thursday after two explosive devices detonated inside a Sam's Club store in Southern California"

Posted by: DigDog at April 12, 2018 11:26 AM (ikz9U)

157 I hurt my left inner forearm just now
pulled something?
hurts like bitch

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 12, 2018 11:26 AM (hMwEB)

158 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 11:23 AM (39g3+)

That would also take destroying Indonesia which is the 4th largest country by population in the world.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2018 11:26 AM (pCPGh)

159 The Zuckerberg haircut has been compared to the Roman Claudius.

Posted by: torabora at April 12, 2018 11:26 AM (BQrOu)

160 I gave Mark the uhh ummm idea that ahhhh social ummm ahhh media would be ahhh a big ahhh thing.

Posted by: Wyle E. Obama Super Genius at April 12, 2018 11:26 AM (pw+jk)

161 But now he only eats guitars!

Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2018 11:27 AM (gbWkA)

162 152 148. This is sound theologically.

Perhaps, but I'm not so sure about the guest appearance by Fab 5 Freddy.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 12, 2018 11:27 AM (Dn4Uq)

163 Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 12, 2018 11:26 AM (hMwEB)

Tommy John surgery!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2018 11:27 AM (wYseH)

164 >>Someone said one person with a gun can control a hundred without one. Posted by: torabora at April 12, 2018 11:22 AM (BQrOu)

The Zulu impis of Isandlwana nonconcur.

Posted by: Zod at April 12, 2018 11:27 AM (Bdeb0)

165
I entertain the notion that we should show Shitcanistan why it is a VERY bad idea to fuck with us, and leave them to sort out their problems without us having to revisit them for additional explanation.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 12, 2018 11:28 AM (S/hVx)

166 but I will continue to live my life in day by day grace and faith.Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 12, 2018 11:21 AM (nBr1j)

Nicely said, and we praying types will continue to pray for you. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 11:28 AM (tpDAe)

167 162. These matters - the finer points - will be settled with the Coming of the Purple Better One.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 12, 2018 11:28 AM (fA1SL)

168 Biden is huffing pheromones exuded by those glands behind your ear. He wants to lick you there too.

Posted by: torabora at April 12, 2018 11:28 AM (BQrOu)

169 Zuck has the waxy unhealthy vegan look

Posted by: NCKate at April 12, 2018 11:28 AM (gLGOa)

170 Renoodling. Yesterday I was thinking Trump should fire them all.

Here is how to do it. Fire Sessions. Or reassign him to VA or something.

Put someone - anyone not affiliated with the campaign - in as AG. Bingo bango, no more AG recusal issue. Gets Rosenstein out of catbird seat.

Now, Rosenstein no longer the guy in charge of that investigation - fire him. Or reassign him to HR or whatever the horrible fate that they can hand down.

Wray has presided over tons of failures of the FBI - blame it on the Parkland kids, that the FBI under Wray's watch failed America's children.

Then just leave Mueller swinging in the wind.

Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2018 11:28 AM (Z5y53)

171 Okay, finished dissecting the Morning Report and the Ahrt Threade, so I'm about to start on the post and comments here. * marks time * See if I can get caught up before the thread dies. Aye Oh Ess Oh See Dee is a terrible master.

Why I never get around to reading Ace when he finally arrives at his own blog.....

Posted by: mindful webworker - slow readers club at April 12, 2018 11:29 AM (OZZ16)

172 I must say, the flavored ear wax was a special treat.

Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at April 12, 2018 11:29 AM (vtcmf)

173 I see they are already leaking stuff from Commie Comey's book... Kelly allegedly told him Trump was unethical or something for having fired him.... Of course Comey is known for his honesty...

Sarc tag not needed

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2018 11:29 AM (O2RFr)

174 There IS a magical time in the future when everyone will talk to their cordless shavers.

Posted by: Blue Shirt Science at April 12, 2018 11:30 AM (XANqg)

175 They are indeed blessed.

Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturer of dairy products.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2018 11:30 AM (QQ+il)

176 And nobody in the West with any power has the will to do that. We have to occupy the same planet with Islam for the foreseeable future.

The time to stop Islam was in the Crusades, which should have just swept over the Middle East and obliterated every trace of it. They dropped the ball and now we're paying the price. We can only hope that God will show mercy and cause them to change from within but I am not sanguine.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 11:30 AM (39g3+)

177 Tommy John surgery!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2018 11:27 AM (wYseH)

I don't even use my left arm much

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 12, 2018 11:30 AM (hMwEB)

178 When you've lost the six year olds . . .

Nicolle Wallace
@NicolleDWallace
My 6 year old watching @Morning_Joe with me just said @morningmika looks worried - I said "she is" he said "it's @realDonaldTrump's fault right?" Kids know Trump is trouble . Why don't republicans in Congress?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2018 11:31 AM (+y/Ru)

179 In another thread someone pointed out Thomas Wictor on Twitter, to which I say, this! His view on the ME is what I think, so obviously he must be right.

Long story short: Trump is winning in the ME.

Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2018 11:32 AM (Z5y53)

180 175 They are indeed blessed.

Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturer of dairy products.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2018 11:30 AM (QQ+il)

Except for Velveeta. Well-known tool of Satan.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 12, 2018 11:32 AM (RD7QR)

181 >>Someone said one person with a gun can control a hundred without one. Posted by: torabora at April 12, 2018 11:22 AM (BQrOu)

The Zulu impis of Isandlwana nonconcur.



It depends on if that gun is a Maxim.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2018 11:32 AM (QQ+il)

182 Or we could just let Trump do the job we hired him for.

Posted by: DaveA at April 12, 2018 11:32 AM (FhXTo)

183 Zuck has the waxy unhealthy vegan look

I think that's just his makeup. They primped him really carefully before appearing and he ended up looking like Data.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 11:33 AM (39g3+)

184 I'd expect "Irvingites," to be Jewish.

And to be pronounced, "Oiving."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 11:33 AM (GdWl+)

185 The Biden fondling photoshops are hilarious. I love the ones with Hillary and the American eagle.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 12, 2018 11:33 AM (/qEW2)

186 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2018 11:31 AM (+y/Ru)

Wait. Someone actually had intercourse with that harrigan enough to produce offspring?

Who hates themselves that much?

Posted by: Blanco at April 12, 2018 11:33 AM (QGdDN)

187 Zuck has the waxy look of a Cyberdyne Systems model T-600. Rubber skin.

Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2018 11:34 AM (gbWkA)

188 From recent Charlize Theron interview re: on racism in the US:

"I don't even know how to talk about the last year under our new administration. But racism is much more alive and well than people thought. We can't deny it anymore. We have to be vocal. There are places in this country where, if I got a job, I wouldn't take it. I wouldn't travel with my kids to some parts of America, and that's really problematic."

Okaaaay. She is South African and has adopted two black African kids. Wonder if she would film/have an extended on a white-owned farm in her home country?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 11:34 AM (W+vEI)

189 Well everybody knows that 6 year olds love watching news shows and discussing politics with their parents. They don't find it dumb or boring at all. And their discernment eclipses any adult's

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 11:34 AM (39g3+)

190 Tennessee cutie sporting a gun...and other assets

Brief interview with her, at Fox News
youtu.be/alw0RUeB9V0
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Video available in the latest Watch This! playlist

Also today, special playlist on Facebook's soyboy: Facebook Zucks!

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Posted by: mindful webworker - vids for victory! at April 12, 2018 11:34 AM (OZZ16)

191 178 When you've lost the six year olds . . .

Nicolle Wallace
@NicolleDWallace
My 6 year old watching @Morning_Joe with me just said @morningmika looks worried - I said "she is" he said "it's @realDonaldTrump's fault right?" Kids know Trump is trouble . Why don't republicans in Congress?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler



A tyranny of Woke 6 year old's never ends well.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 12, 2018 11:34 AM (Lmyf+)

192 I was reassuring Markie that the Deep State has his back.

Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at April 12, 2018 11:34 AM (vtcmf)

193
Numerologist Says The Rapture is Coming April 23, According to Biblical Prophecy

The bumps on my head say May 7.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2018 11:35 AM (IqV8l)

194 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 12, 2018 11:21 AM (/qEW2)

It's pretty hilarious since her take is 'black women have to fix *everything*'. But her points about Kohn making up a conversation, and the publisher claiming they couldn't do anything about it and she'd just have to be understanding because...mostly because Kohn was more special than her, is entirely valid.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 12, 2018 11:35 AM (rp9xB)

195 Stephen Miller gets it. When the FNM want to spread lies, they search out tweets, or "people in the street" that are spouting those lies so that ABC or whomever can hide behind the skirts of "but we were just showing what other people said" Hopefully people just need to be shown this BS tactic a few times and then they'll start seeing through it almost every time.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at April 12, 2018 11:35 AM (84F5k)

196 I dislike it when these people have their child giving the "correct" progressive answer. It's as if they made it up and attributed it to their political child prodigy. Sock Che-Che who with their daughter collapsed into the sofa and cried needs to come back as a sock of Nicole Wallace and her six year old.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 11:35 AM (tpDAe)

197 My 6 year old watching @Morning_Joe with me just said @morningmika looks worried - I said "she is" he said "it's @realDonaldTrump's fault right?" Kids know Trump is trouble . Why don't republicans in Congress?


6 yr olds also know Tide Pods are candy.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 11:35 AM (BoFYZ)

198 191 178 When you've lost the six year olds . . .

Nicolle Wallace
@NicolleDWallace
My 6 year old watching @Morning_Joe with me just said @morningmika looks worried - I said "she is" he said "it's @realDonaldTrump's fault right?" Kids know Trump is trouble . Why don't republicans in Congress?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler


A tyranny of Woke 6 year old's never ends well.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 12, 2018 11:34 AM (Lmyf+)

YOU ALL GO TO THE CORN FIELD!

Posted by: Woke 6-year-old at April 12, 2018 11:36 AM (RD7QR)

199 (rant on)

Has anyone watched the advertising lately? It used to be ads just showed men as dunces and blundering idiots. There's still some of that out there. But now, often men aren't even present, particularly dads.

There are all these ads of moms, and the thing that annoys me most is that they are relying on the judgment of children. Wait til your kids see this car! Will your daughter like this? Here's what kids think...

Seriously? That's where they think the sales are? Is that the state of our nation, where buyers are swayed by their children's opinions so much that this is what businesses believe will move their product best???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 11:36 AM (39g3+)

200
A tyranny of Woke 6 year old's never ends well.
Posted by: Puddleglum


Wild In the Streets!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063808

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2018 11:36 AM (IqV8l)

201 Biden & Zuck - haha ugh.

But, much as Zuck resembles the kind of little girlie which the paste-eater is into fondling...

....nevertheless, maybe Harry Reid would've been more on-the-mark.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Biden/Ryan 2020 at April 12, 2018 11:37 AM (OZZ16)

202 Awesome.

https://lyincomey.com

Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2018 11:37 AM (/tuJf)

203 Suddenly, every commercial on TV features a couple with a white male and black female.

This is the least likely pairing in the US. (That is what the numbers say, anyway. You know, science.) And yet, a LOT of ads feature it.

Just seems odd.

Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2018 11:37 AM (Z5y53)

204 When my kids were 6 I watched age appropriate shows with them
But then I didn't think of my kids as lifestyle accessories.

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 12, 2018 11:38 AM (hMwEB)

205 No different than teacher unions parading kindergarteners on the picket line.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2018 11:38 AM (89T5c)

206 >>>I am all for American involvement in geopolitical machinations, including the use of military force. But it cannot be the chaotic, idiotic and murderous open-ended kind favored by dinosaurs like John McCain.

Whatever the nature of the involvement, leftists will use it as as leverage to "teach" how evil America is for being so imperialist, and to demand that we make reparations though aid, immigration, etc. As Everclear said in Santa Monica, let's just watch the world die. Any benefit to us will be undone by the damage of subsequent leftist propaganda.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 12, 2018 11:38 AM (/qEW2)

207
The time to stop Islam was in the Crusades, which should have just swept over the Middle East and obliterated every trace of it. They dropped the ball and now we're paying the price. We can only hope that God will show mercy and cause them to change from within but I am not sanguine.



I'd like to see someone tell the mohammedans that "infidels" are bad thoughts, not people. They could even find some obscure text to sell that with.

I wonder what would happen. Besides that "someone" getting beheaded on YooToob, that is.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 11:38 AM (GdWl+)

208 Everything about Mika is Trump's fault.

Posted by: PhilDirt at April 12, 2018 11:38 AM (5OAz2)

209 You know, we really should be consulting Nicole Wallace's kid on internet hate speech and a possible assault rifle ban...that kid is woke!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 11:38 AM (W+vEI)

210 Posted by: Woke 6-year-old at April 12, 2018 11:36 AM (RD7QR)

LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 11:39 AM (tpDAe)

211 I entertain the notion that we should show Shitcanistan why it is a VERY bad idea to fuck with us, and leave them to sort out their problems without us having to revisit them for additional explanation.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 12, 2018 11:28 AM (S/hVx)

The Don Q. Doctrine.... total WAR... total Destruction... or out.

If we need to 'spank' a country? Take out their electricity, roads, bridges, factories.... if they want to act like barbarians? make them LIVE like barbarians.

No Foreign Aid unless they put in a US style Bill of Rights... and adhere to it. Freedom of Speech and Religion being paramount.

Stop defending the EU, who has a larger GDP and more population than we do.


The US Military has been at War for 17 Years... the United States... really has not...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 12, 2018 11:39 AM (NgKpN)

212 Awesome.

https://lyincomey.com

-
Good lord! I agree with Mad Max. Now I feel dirty.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2018 11:39 AM (+y/Ru)

213 where buyers are swayed by their children's opinions so much that this is what businesses believe will move their product best???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 11:36 AM (39g3+)

hey, this is how cereal makers made bank
market to kids

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 12, 2018 11:39 AM (hMwEB)

214 Nicolle Wallace is a shitstain on the grannie-panties of life.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 12, 2018 11:40 AM (Dn4Uq)

215 Posted by: Puddleglum at April 12, 2018 11:34 AM (Lmyf+)
+++++++++++
Nicole Wallace is a TWAT

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 12, 2018 11:40 AM (y3aQB)

216 But her points about Kohn making up a conversation, and the publisher claiming they couldn't do anything about it and she'd just have to be understanding because...mostly because Kohn was more special than her, is entirely valid.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 12, 2018 11:35 AM (rp9xB)


========

Oh I agree. She's pissed because Kohn acted unethically, and even admitted it to her.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 12, 2018 11:40 AM (/qEW2)

217 >>>Melania Trump to Lena Dunham.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 10:59 AM (BoFYZ)
____________
Bottle of wine to a jar of mayonnaise

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 12, 2018 11:41 AM (Q9dnf)

218 Iz now 'LEVEN FOADY-FI!

Posted by: Maxine's Timex at April 12, 2018 11:41 AM (m7LQK)

219
The murder cult ( islam ) and the religion ( Christianity ) are going to tangle for all the marbles some future time--I kinda wish we could get on with it so my kids and THEIR kids don't have to.

IMHO, that'd be a nice legacy to leave them.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 12, 2018 11:41 AM (S/hVx)

220 >>Suddenly, every commercial on TV features a couple with a white male and black female.

Almost every tv ad couple nowadays is interracial in some way. Think the Cheerios ad that supposedly caused "outrage" (?) and then got some award started it. It's funny how you can spot SJW marketing trends.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 11:41 AM (W+vEI)

221 This is the least likely pairing in the US. (That is what the numbers say, anyway. You know, science.) And yet, a LOT of ads feature it.

Yeah I've noticed a lot of that, too. When a man is ever actually shown he's either a white guy, or a little guy, or he's not with the woman at all -- he's the narrator or the guy selling the product, not a husband or anything.

And what concerns me is that these ads are not random. They are designed based on extremely expensive, careful studies of behavior, patterns, cultural norms, and what will most appeal to their target audience (my guess is, single moms). This is what our nation is like, now? Mandingo and children rule the world?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 11:41 AM (39g3+)

222 188 From recent Charlize Theron interview re: on racism in the US:

"I don't even know how to talk about the last year under our new administration. But racism is much more alive and well than people thought. We can't deny it anymore. We have to be vocal. There are places in this country where, if I got a job, I wouldn't take it. I wouldn't travel with my kids to some parts of America, and that's really problematic."

Okaaaay. She is South African and has adopted two black African kids. Wonder if she would film/have an extended on a white-owned farm in her home country?
Posted by: Lizzy



Slightly related; After 9/11, our ever vigilante news media immediately set out to search for Islamaphobia in the most racist parts of America. One of those news programs sent a TV crew with couple of Muslim guys, all decked out in robes and prayer hat, to what they deemed the most racist part of the country. The NASCAR race in Martinsville, VA. So, they show up, camera's running, and...........nothing happens. Nothing. Locals and race fans were polite and not bothering them at all. Lots of OUTRAGE boners went soft in news rooms across that country that day.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 12, 2018 11:42 AM (Lmyf+)

223 Kaaaaaaaahn!!!

Posted by: Captain James T. Kirk at April 12, 2018 11:42 AM (vtcmf)

224 > Who is Mulvaney
> Character played by David Duchovny in the series The X Files.

Shirley "Cha Cha" Mulvaney. Famous female drag racer in the 70s.


Posted by: Old Joe Kennedy at April 12, 2018 11:42 AM (Q7M5N)

225 Day 3 of the Turing Test doesn't look great for Zuck 4.0. It's not fooling anybody but Congress.

Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 11:43 AM (CVs5m)

226 i wish if there is a rapture it comes on tax day. Before the check is sent.

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 11:43 AM (eaoOY)

227 >>When my kids were 6 I watched age appropriate shows with them But then I didn't think of my kids as lifestyle accessories.



Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 11:43 AM (W+vEI)

228 although i doubt I or IRS would be raptured.

damn it.

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 11:43 AM (eaoOY)

229
if I got a job, I wouldn't take it. I wouldn't travel with my kids to some parts of America, and that's really problematic."


Dear God these people are tone deaf. You know what else would be problematic sugartits? My daughter coming home and announcing she wants to move to Hollywood and become an actress.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2018 11:43 AM (lKyWE)

230 hey, this is how cereal makers made bank
market to kids


Yeah but they aren't even marketed to kids. Example:

Narrator showing car to mom: what will your daughter think of this?

Kids show up praising how cool the car is, and oohing and ahhhing at its dubious features like a "secret compartment" that shows up when the nav screen lifts away. Kids declare that mom should get this car.

There is no dad.

Its not about pitching to kids, its about pitching to buyers, using children as the ultimate arbiters. This will make your children happy, they will approve.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 11:44 AM (39g3+)

231 Nicole Wallace? Seriously? Didn't she "work" on the McCain campaign and destroy Sarah Palin?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2018 11:44 AM (O2RFr)

232 227 >>When my kids were 6 I watched age appropriate shows with them But then I didn't think of my kids as lifestyle accessories.

Damn near impossible to wear as earrings

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 11:44 AM (NWiLs)

233 That Biden - Zuckerberg photoshop is genius, pure genius.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 12, 2018 11:44 AM (roQNm)

234 223 Kaaaaaaaahn!!!
Posted by: Captain James T. Kirk at April 12, 2018

*
*
Excuse me. I was an admiral by then.

Posted by: Admiral Kirk at April 12, 2018 11:44 AM (wQDH5)

235 Damm I am over drawn on my debit account. Maybe having my 6 year old in charge of my banking was a mistake.

Posted by: @NicolleDWallace at April 12, 2018 11:44 AM (TGrKk)

236 225. Senator Zod has the floor. 'You're walking through the desert, Zuck....'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 12, 2018 11:44 AM (fA1SL)

237 As to the advertising now, note the fact that there are very few white men in any commercials.

I would guess that the single most disposable income group in the nation is white men. But luxury cars are 90% black men pimping their ride.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 12, 2018 11:45 AM (pw+jk)

238 Who is Mulvaney
> Character played by David Duchovny in the series The X Files.

Shirley "Cha Cha" Mulvaney. Famous female drag racer in the 70s.


You're thinking of Cha Cha Rodruiguez, golfer from the 80s

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 11:45 AM (39g3+)

239 The Don Q. Doctrine.... total WAR... total Destruction... or out.

If we need to 'spank' a country?



WWII style B-52 carpet bombing starting at one end of a country and continuing to the opposite border. Where the bomb craters overlap like Venn Diagram circles.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 11:45 AM (BoFYZ)

240 Is Nicole Wallace home schooling her kid, or did her daughter miss the bus for first grade and hence was able to prophetically expound on the inadequacies and future of Donald Trump, as well as do an astute and thoughtful reading of the facial expressions of Mika Brez?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 11:45 AM (tpDAe)

241 btw , is the pic of zuckerburg and biden a spoof?

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 11:45 AM (eaoOY)

242 >> The NASCAR race in Martinsville, VA. So, they how up, camera's running, and...........nothing happens. Nothing. Locals and race fans were polite and not bothering them at all. Lots of OUTRAGE boners went soft in news rooms across that country that day.


Yup.

Or the article a few years ago about a muslim doctor who settled into a small town in some flyover state marveling over how friendly and welcoming everyone was to him and his family...and IIRC, he still found something wrong with it.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 11:45 AM (W+vEI)

243 > Shirley "Cha Cha" Mulvaney. Famous female drag racer in the 70s.

https://i.pin___.com/originals/80/6d/ae/806dae74f573e17783461a3bb63e0ce7.jpg

Posted by: Old Joe Kennedy at April 12, 2018 11:45 AM (Q7M5N)

244 Kaaaaaaaahn!!!

Posted by: Admiral James T. Kirk at April 12, 2018 11:46 AM (vtcmf)

245 237 As to the advertising now, note the fact that there are very few white men in any commercials.

I would guess that the single most disposable income group in the nation is white men. But luxury cars are 90% black men pimping their ride.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 12, 2018 11:45 AM (pw+jk)

It's women who are disposing of it though. About 80% of all consumer spending, according to various sources.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 11:46 AM (NWiLs)

246 Damn near impossible to wear as earrings

If you abort them early enough you can swing the unviable parasitic tissue from pins.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 11:46 AM (39g3+)

247 240 Is Nicole Wallace home schooling her kid, or did her daughter miss the bus for first grade and hence was able to prophetically expound on the inadequacies and future of Donald Trump, as well as do an astute and thoughtful reading of the facial expressions of Mika Brez?


LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2018 11:46 AM (O2RFr)

248 183 Zuck has the waxy unhealthy vegan look

I think that's just his makeup. They primped him really carefully before appearing and he ended up looking like Data.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 11:33 AM (39g3+)

To be fair, who wouldn't look pale with Creepy Joe nuzzling him?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:46 AM (nBr1j)

249 God dammit. Get the margins another cigarette.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 11:46 AM (NWiLs)

250 188 From recent Charlize Theron interview re: on racism in the US:

"I don't even know how to talk about the last year under our new administration. But racism is much more alive and well than people thought. We can't deny it anymore. We have to be vocal. There are places in this country where, if I got a job, I wouldn't take it. I wouldn't travel with my kids to some parts of America, and that's really problematic."

Okaaaay. She is South African and has adopted two black African kids. Wonder if she would film/have an extended on a white-owned farm in her home country?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 11:34 AM (W+vEI)

I literally can't think of one place in America that would be hostile to her and her kids in the way she has been brainwashed to believe.

Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 11:46 AM (CVs5m)

251 Senator Zod has the floor. 'You're walking through the desert, Zuck....'




Know what a turtle is? Same thing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2018 11:47 AM (QQ+il)

252 You guys are too kind. I am going to posit that Nicole Wallace is lying about what her 6 year old said.

Posted by: IC at April 12, 2018 11:47 AM (a0IVu)

253 > Damm I am over drawn on my debit account. Maybe having my 6 year old in charge of my banking was a mistake.

Could be worse. Could be Paul Ryan.

Posted by: Old Joe Kennedy at April 12, 2018 11:47 AM (Q7M5N)

254 >>btw , is the pic of zuckerburg and biden a spoof?


Yes, Think it's made from a pic of Biden grabbing the shoulders of some cute red-headed girl (daughter of someone he had just sworn-in to office) who looks absolutely panicked.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 11:47 AM (W+vEI)

255 246 Damn near impossible to wear as earrings

If you abort them early enough you can swing the unviable parasitic tissue from pins.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 11:46 AM (39g3+)

Good Lord man, and people think I'M dark.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 11:47 AM (NWiLs)

256 From recent Charlize Theron interview re: on racism in the US


She*s an actress. Fucking stupid actresses. All dumber than a bag of rocks.


Make believe people.

Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2018 11:47 AM (gbWkA)

257 I'd like to see someone tell the mohammedans that "infidels" are bad thoughts, not people. They could even find some obscure text to sell that with.

I wonder what would happen. Besides that "someone" getting beheaded on YooToob, that is.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 11:38 AM (GdWl+)


========

They already have that, I think. They say that "jihad" only refers to an internal struggle, not to a war against unbelievers. The problem is that none of them believe it. It's just taqiyya.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 12, 2018 11:47 AM (/qEW2)

258 >>You're thinking of Cha Cha Rodruiguez

You mispronounced that.

Posted by: Les Nessman at April 12, 2018 11:47 AM (mtfdF)

259 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 12, 2018 11:40 AM (/qEW2)

Yep. Admitted it and expected Aminatou to be completely okay with it because "Narrative!". Except, it's affecting Aminatou's actual daily life as people ask about the mythical conversation and it affects how potential publishers view her and her work. "Narrative!" loses a lot of appeal when it cuts into future earning potential.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 12, 2018 11:48 AM (rp9xB)

260 like a "secret compartment"

aka the ash-tray.

Posted by: DaveA at April 12, 2018 11:48 AM (FhXTo)

261 I am going to posit that Nicole Wallace is lying about what her 6 year old said.

Unpossible!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 11:48 AM (39g3+)

262 Blown. Margins.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 11:48 AM (BoFYZ)

263 Thanks for all the Pale Moon tips. I've sort of adopted Brave as the backup browser, eccentric but it seems to work. I just had Pale Moon SpeedDial set up so elegantly that I hate to give it up, but the glitches (even with noscript) were driving me crazy, not that I had far to go! I was an original Opera user, but the Chrome thing put me off, maybe another look is called for!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 12, 2018 11:48 AM (n9EOP)

264
This is the least likely pairing in the US. (That is what the numbers say, anyway. You know, science.) And yet, a LOT of ads feature it.



Those types of fake ads are why most Americans think the population is 25% homosexual when the real figure is one-tenth of that.

That's some effective brainwashing, right there. And you know the movers and shakers in the ad industry all needed cigarettes after seeing that poll. "We're just that good!"


Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 11:48 AM (GdWl+)

265 I literally can't think of one place in America that
would be hostile to her and her kids in the way she has been
brainwashed to believe.

Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 11:46 AM (CVs5m)

---------------
Detroit, Baltimore, Philadelphia, St Louis, WDC, Chicago, Atlanta,...

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 12, 2018 11:49 AM (pw+jk)

266 241 btw , is the pic of zuckerburg and biden a spoof?
Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 11:45 AM (eaoOY)

Yes, a photoshop. Apparently Pervy Joe Biden is a whole meme.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 12, 2018 11:49 AM (RD7QR)

267 261 I am going to posit that Nicole Wallace is lying about what her 6 year old said.

Unpossible!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 11:48 AM (39g3+)

Like those supposed letters from fourth graders that where obviously written by their leftard parents.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 11:49 AM (NWiLs)

268 Its not about pitching to kids, its about pitching to buyers, using children as the ultimate arbiters. This will make your children happy, they will approve.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 11:44 AM (39g3+)


I think the numbers on this are that women are influential in 70% of purchases.

That is why advertising is aimed at them.

Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2018 11:49 AM (Z5y53)

269 Those types of fake ads are why most Americans think the population is 25% homosexual when the real figure is one-tenth of that.

That's some effective brainwashing, right there. And you know the movers and shakers in the ad industry all needed cigarettes after seeing that poll. "We're just that good!"


Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 11:48 AM (GdWl+)

Gratuitous homophobia!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 11:49 AM (NWiLs)

270 I wouldn't take it. I wouldn't travel with my kids to some parts of America, and that's really

Probably talking about CA.... Place is a shithole, at least the big cities... I wouldn't want my Children to see all the homeless and slums filled with Hispanic 'Immigrants" 5 Families to a house..... Oh, wait was she saying the South hates Blacks or something?

PS.. I live in CA

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2018 11:49 AM (O2RFr)

271 >> You guys are too kind. I am going to posit that Nicole Wallace is lying about what her 6 year old said.

I do believe her kid said that, but I'm guessing it's based on what he's heard mommy say. Kids have a way of parroting back what you say.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 11:49 AM (W+vEI)

272 > Shirley "Cha Cha" Mulvaney. Famous female drag racer in the 70s.

Trying again.

https://tinyurl.com/chahotty

Posted by: Old Joe Kennedy at April 12, 2018 11:49 AM (Q7M5N)

273
Zuck has the waxy unhealthy vegan look


"Yon Zuck has a lean and unhealthy vegan look"

-- "Lines Rejected by Willy S, Volume 2"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 11:49 AM (pNxlR)

274
You're thinking of Cha Cha Rodruiguez, golfer from the 80s
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Was he the one with the chain of Mexican restaurants?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2018 11:49 AM (IqV8l)

275 "Yes, it happened a few times after WWII, but does anyone seriously entertain the notion that we can take Shitcanistan and turn it into Japan 2.0?"

Others have already noted that it can be seriously entertained. I will ask:

Do you seriously entertain the notion that we can keep taking Shitcanistan, release it, and have to fight the next batch of terrorists it spews out 2 years later?
Because that is what we are doing now, and that is what is producing the requirement for a specific "mission", complete with end date, before the operation can ever be commenced.
And the reluctance to do that is what is producing the ever-spiraling concern that the terrorists will come here, complete with surveillance state to "protect" us.

It isn't that the decades-to-generation long open-ended commitment "cure" is worse than the disease;
It is that the repeated waffling non-cures are worse than both the disease and the cure that the "imperial-cons" advocate.

Posted by: Sam at April 12, 2018 11:50 AM (ZIHuF)

276 203 Suddenly, every commercial on TV features a couple with a white male and black female.

This is the least likely pairing in the US. (That is what the numbers say, anyway. You know, science.) And yet, a LOT of ads feature it.

Just seems odd.

Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2018 11:37 AM (Z5y53)


Let's count up ANOTHER way that I'm fucked up and an anomaly. I had the parental anomaly that shouldn't exist, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 11:50 AM (CMbMd)

277 I am going to posit that Nicole Wallace is lying about what her 6 year old said.

I'd bet 1000 dilithium crystals that she is. It's what they do.

Posted by: Admiral James T. Kirk at April 12, 2018 11:50 AM (vtcmf)

278 "I don't even know how to talk about the last year under our new administration. But racism is much more alive and well than people thought. We can't deny it anymore. We have to be vocal. There are places in this country where, if I got a job, I wouldn't take it. I wouldn't travel with my kids to some parts of America, and that's really problematic."

Okaaaay. She is South African and has adopted two black African kids. Wonder if she would film/have an extended on a white-owned farm in her home country?
Posted by: Lizzy


I wonder if she'd be willing to walk in certain neighborhoods of Chicago and LA after dark?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 11:50 AM (BoFYZ)

279 It's just taqiyya.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 12, 2018 11:47 AM (/qEW2)


A "religion" that has taqiyya as a doctrine is not a religion in any Western Civilization sense of the word!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 12, 2018 11:50 AM (n9EOP)

280 >>I am going to posit that Nicole Wallace is lying about what her 6 year old said.

Possibly. But I have no doubt she watches mommy and Aunt Mika say this crazy shit on tv everyday. Six year olds tend to parrot what they hear from adults who surround them.

Wouldn't surprise me if her little 6 year old is a card carrying, pussy hat wearing, Trump hating maniac already. The left breeds them young.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2018 11:51 AM (/tuJf)

281
I am going to posit that Nicole Wallace is lying about what her 6 year old said.


Libs' kids are "woke" right outta the womb.

"Yay! Mom didn't abort me!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 11:51 AM (pNxlR)

282 > Like those supposed letters from fourth graders that where obviously written by their leftard parents.

Or like the way Camera Hogg's dim-witted baby sister is supposedly an expert on historical First Amendment cases.



Posted by: Old Joe Kennedy at April 12, 2018 11:51 AM (Q7M5N)

283 The concept of the "Rapture", biblically speaking, one of the most poorly supported doctrines there is. The only reference to the idea is a single confusing verse in First Corinthians, and which comes off more like some gnostic belief. (reference to "secret knowledge") It certainly was never preached or even mentioned in the Gospels.

i don't argue with people who believe in it, but scripturally, they are on very thin ice.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2018 11:51 AM (k1TUh)

284 I fully support Saudi Arabia or Turkey or whoever invading and fighting in Syria. Seems the Saudis already are unofficially. Let our enemies fight each other. We can kick back and watch.

I do not support support the US invading. I do support Trump saber rattling on Twitter though. Entertaining.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 12, 2018 11:51 AM (Q9dnf)

285 I also explained the Second Law of Thermodynamics to mommy. I can't believe that she didn't know what entropy was.

Posted by: Nicole Wallace 6 Year Old at April 12, 2018 11:51 AM (pw+jk)

286 263,
Try Vivaldi. Opera software developers when the original Opera was sold to the Chi-Coms.

Posted by: whig at April 12, 2018 11:51 AM (ZY9fM)

287 > Was he the one with the chain of Mexican restaurants?

No, that was "Choo Choo" Hernandez, better known as for his roles in ethnic pornography.

Posted by: Old Joe Kennedy at April 12, 2018 11:52 AM (Q7M5N)

288 Hey, camera Hogg is 18 today...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2018 11:52 AM (O2RFr)

289 257 They already have that, I think. They say that "jihad" only refers to an internal struggle, not to a war against unbelievers. The problem is that none of them believe it. It's just taqiyya.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 12, 2018 11:47 AM (/qEW2)

More accurately, it's Kitman.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 11:53 AM (CMbMd)

290 > Hey, camera Hogg is 18 today...

Cool. So he can be sued the next time he libels someone.

Posted by: Old Joe Kennedy at April 12, 2018 11:53 AM (Q7M5N)

291 Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2018 11:52 AM (O2RFr)

So he can now be sued for slander when he opens his yap?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 12, 2018 11:53 AM (rp9xB)

292 Just the other day I explained how an observer of an event affects the event to mommy.

Posted by: Nicole Wallace 6 Year Old Daughter at April 12, 2018 11:54 AM (pw+jk)

293 Hey, camera Hogg is 18 today...
Posted by: It's me donna


Still can't buy a gun or a beer.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 11:54 AM (BoFYZ)

294 don't even know how to talk about the last year under our new administration. But racism is much more alive and well than people thought. ----


She's right. Except it's reverse racism. It's as bad as it's ever been.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2018 11:54 AM (pCPGh)

295 Posted by: Old Joe Kennedy at April 12, 2018 11:53 AM (Q7M5N)

I see we had the same thought.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 12, 2018 11:54 AM (rp9xB)

296 yes, smart power, let's remain the world's superpower (police?) ... but others must contribute for our intervention.

The problem imo, is Soros (allegedly) called up Hillary and suggested a couple hot spots (Africa, not Libya, but that is another case) needed attention, and he even requested certain people (generals?) be in charge. Lickety split, Hillary hopped to it, crisis calmed. OR was it Soros having trouble with some private interests, and he called in our military to put the good locals in their place?

Mob Boss is very profitable when the fixers and enforcers are a superpower. (that goes for domestic and foreign use of raw power ... e.g. Lerner, FBI spying on Trump ... others are less clear: Seth, inconvenient witnesses, selective prosecutions, etc.)

There are layers of strategic interests ... e.g. Turkey in NATO in trade for our base there, and safe passage to Iraq. But now Erdogan has gone stage IV Muslim Brotherhood, and has threatened to flood Europe with 3rd world Muslims unless he is let into the EU. So far they gave him money and said NoEffinWay.

The real problem is crooks turned our power into a global mafia, trafficking humans/drugs/weapons/technology ... trillionaire families roam the earth, meeting at CFR to plot the end of the West, as they carve out their no gun zones and continue to flood America with third world problems. They are deeply entrenched.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 12, 2018 11:54 AM (bT8Z4)

297 >>This is the least likely pairing in the US. (That is what the numbers say, anyway. You know, science.) And yet, a LOT of ads feature it.



Another trend: dads with daughters. Dad's are cool again as long as they're with their smart or sporty daughter.

I recently saw a Hyundai ad where....the wife is doing something in space (repairing an antenna on a space station or somesuch) and she gets a call from her stupid husband to remotely unlock the car. I can't even.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 11:54 AM (W+vEI)

298
Those types of fake ads are why most Americans think the population is 25% homosexual when the real figure is one-tenth of that.


Homosexuals are the wisest, most sane and balanced and most tolerant folks we have here. Non-homos should emulate them in every aspect of their lives and behavior.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 11:54 AM (pNxlR)

299 239 The Don Q. Doctrine.... total WAR... total Destruction... or out.

If we need to 'spank' a country?



WWII style B-52 carpet bombing starting at one end of a country and continuing to the opposite border. Where the bomb craters overlap like Venn Diagram circles.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 11:45 AM (BoFYZ)

Nope... not cost effective today....

But... bomb bridges, roads, Mtn. passes... rail lines... docks... destroy the ability to move food and goods...

Destroy power lines, and Power generation... make the place as dark as North Korea...

Destroy factories where they make goods...

Bomb Oil fields and refineries...

Destroy infrastructure ....

All the while, telling the citizens of said country... that we in the US believe that the Citizens of a country, are responsible for their Government... and if they wish to live better lives... they need to change their government.

The modern ideal that we can go to war with a country, and its NOT its citizens fault? Is both UnAmerican, but silly. A Government... even a MONARCHY, is made up of citizens of that country.

Posted by: Don Q. at April 12, 2018 11:54 AM (NgKpN)

300 Hey, camera Hogg is 18 today...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2018 11:52 AM (O2RFr)

Will he buying an AR today?

Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 11:55 AM (TGrKk)

301 If you still think that bringing democracy to the Middle East is a good idea, then you are no different from people who claim that real socialism hasn't been tried yet.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at April 12, 2018 11:55 AM (Er9Tf)

302 Most dirt people living in flyover country would get a visit and investigation from CPS if we mentioned our 6 year old kids watching a political show on local/regional/national news as a political tool. It would cost us 6 figures and at least a year of harassment and abuse to our family.

Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 11:55 AM (CVs5m)

303 George LeS #149: ...I use Opera. Yes, I know the Chicoms have their fingers in it, but it's the best I've found for video/audio...

What's this?

I've used Opera exclusively since 'way back before they re-configured it to be Android-based or whatever, and have never had a problem.

First I ever heard about the ChiComs involved.

Siiiigh. Is everything I ever write or browse going through PEKING? (Bwah ha haah I said it.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - what, me wolly? at April 12, 2018 11:55 AM (OZZ16)

304 there is a Subaru ad with a dad in it
the one where he sees his daughter exiting their Subaru through the years
I like it

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 12, 2018 11:56 AM (hMwEB)

305 >>Hey, camera Hogg is 18 today...


Gay Porno, he here comes!

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 11:56 AM (Fqc6P)

306 >> Subaru ad with a dad in it
the one where he sees his daughter exiting theirSubaru through the years I like it


He is just happy she's going to grow up a lesbian.


Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 11:57 AM (Fqc6P)

307 >>>188 From recent Charlize Theron interview re: on racism in the US:

"I don't even know how to talk about the last year under our new administration. But racism is much more alive and well than people thought. We can't deny it anymore. We have to be vocal. There are places in this country where, if I got a job, I wouldn't take it. I wouldn't travel with my kids to some parts of America, and that's really problematic."

Okaaaay. She is South African and has adopted two black African kids. Wonder if she would film/have an extended on a white-owned farm in her home country?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 11:34 AM (W+vEI)
___________
Charlize is a crazy person who's people are being systematically exterminated while she probably cheers along gleefully.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 12, 2018 11:58 AM (Q9dnf)

308 Suddenly, every commercial on TV features a couple with a white male and black female.

This is the least likely pairing in the US. (That is what the numbers say, anyway. You know, science.) And yet, a LOT of ads feature it.

Just seems odd.
Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2018 11:37 AM (Z5y53)

It's odd that advertisements are making this a thing, but white male/black female is hardly the least likely pairing. Try Asian male/white woman or the even less likely Asian male/black woman.

Discuss the reason why.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 12, 2018 11:58 AM (7uYFy)

309
Was he the one with the chain of Mexican restaurants?

He established that chain right after he overthrew Cuba's government.

He just needed something to do.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 11:58 AM (GdWl+)

310
Gay Porno, he here comes!
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 11:56 AM (Fqc6P)


"Camera" Hogg is "The Preying Mantis".

Work with what your Creator gave ya!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 11:58 AM (pNxlR)

311 275 "Yes, it happened a few times after WWII, but does anyone seriously entertain the notion that we can take Shitcanistan and turn it into Japan 2.0?"

The obvious problem with the idea is that the entire reason Japan 1.0 could become Japan 2.0 is that it had a relatively advanced and cohesive culture where everyone was raised with a very strong sense of Duty and Honor. That culture had become militarized and expansionist, hence the war, but it just needed to be demilitarized and the existing culture was more than adequate to support a thriving modern state. Same thing for Germany.

What do you have in the Arab regions? No duty to anything, no honor, no civilization. Knock out the military regimes who keep the local barbarians in line and all you have is MadMaxistan forever. Yeah, we can keep them pinned down as long as huge amounts of troops are there to enforce it - but no one can keep that up for the long term.

(Rome had the same problem with Judea in the 1st century - in 70 AD they came up with a very Roman solution)

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2018 11:58 AM (k1TUh)

312 Posted by: illiniwek at April 12, 2018 11:54 AM (bT8Z4)

Note.... we now have an Opioid crises in the US.... and the Government is 'waring' against Opioid.

We OWNED the major producer of Opium... Afghanistan... but did NOT stop opium production... because it would be too hard on the farmers....

We put foreign people who hate us interests, above the interests of our own citizens...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 12, 2018 11:58 AM (NgKpN)

313 Let's count up ANOTHER way that I'm fucked up and an anomaly. I had the parental anomaly that shouldn't exist, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 11:50 AM (CMbMd)


I wouldn't look at it that way, look at it as the way you are SPECIAL!

I am not saying that this is a pairing that shouldn't exist. It is a pairing that is very rare in the US. I think it started with this perfume commercial with Jake Gyllenhaal. But he was ACTING - because his list of girlfriends is very, very white. Kirsten Dunst? Reese Witherspoon? Taylor Effing Swift?



Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2018 11:58 AM (Z5y53)

314 >>251 Senator Zod has the floor. 'You're walking through the desert, Zuck....'

(Drinks kvass in deep draughts from flensed-skull chalice). Your sentence is obliteration via sky-burial. Bailiff, bear him hence.

Posted by: Zod at April 12, 2018 11:58 AM (Bdeb0)

315
I think the numbers on this are that women are influential in 70% of purchases.

That is why advertising is aimed at them.


Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2018 11:49 AM (Z5y53)



Which is why we went from car model names like Bronco, Mustang, Barracuda and Corvette to Fiesta, Accent, Focus and Impreza.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2018 11:59 AM (lKyWE)

316 "My 6 year old watching @Morning_Joe with me just
said @morningmika looks worried - I said "she is" he said "it's
@realDonaldTrump's fault right?" Kids know Trump is trouble . Why don't
republicans in Congress?


Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Please let you 6-year old make all decisions around your house for a week then get back to us about the wisdom of children. If you are still alive.

Posted by: Ripley at April 12, 2018 11:59 AM (MxEKc)

317 >>there is a Subaru ad with a dad in it
the one where he sees his daughter exiting their Subaru through the years
I like it

They have some good ads like that one, and some really awful ones. The one years ago with the roadtripping couple where the manchild loses his sunglasses one annoyed me.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 11:59 AM (W+vEI)

318 >>He is just happy she's going to grow up a lesbian.

Not everyone who owns a Subaru is a lesbian.

Some gay guys own Subarus too.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2018 11:59 AM (/tuJf)

319 Chy Chy Rodrygez was a famous golfer.

Posted by: Les Nesman at April 12, 2018 11:59 AM (pw+jk)

320

I'd bet 1000 dilithium crystals that she is. It's what they do.
Posted by: Admiral James T. Kirk at April 12, 2018 11:50 AM (vtcmf)

Does anybody know the dilithium/quatloo exchange rate. I want to get in on the action.

Posted by: Provider #2 at April 12, 2018 12:00 PM (e1mEI)

321 This is the least likely pairing in the US. (That is what the numbers say, anyway. You know, science.) And yet, a LOT of ads feature it.


Only because they ran out of eskimos.

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 12:00 PM (CAKgV)

322 Maxine Water's Hair cracks me up. The visual I get is spot on :-)

Posted by: Bosk at April 12, 2018 12:00 PM (fjMEv)

323 Charlize fucked Sean penn so her judgment sucks so please shut up and just look pretty

Posted by: NCKate at April 12, 2018 12:00 PM (gLGOa)

324 Turkey is an islamofacist state that houses some of our military assets.

Like Saudi Arabia. Or the UK.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 12, 2018 12:00 PM (Q9dnf)

325 Les Nessman pronounced it "Chy Chy RodraGeez"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2018 12:00 PM (IqV8l)

326 R/V Petrel yesterday found USS Helena sunk by three Japanese torpedoes at the Battle of Kula Gulf in 1943.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2018 12:01 PM (rwVFm)

327 Hey, camera Hogg is 18 today...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2018 11:52 AM (O2RFr)

Will he buying an AR today?
Posted by: X-ray



Not in Florida thanks to his advocacy.
He has to wait three years.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 12:01 PM (BoFYZ)

328 > Yeah, we can keep them pinned down as long as huge amounts of troops are there to enforce it - but no one can keep that up for the long term.

Nah, it would be quite cheap and easy to do, if you were ruthless enough.

Just shoot down any plane and sink any ship that attempts to enter or leave.

Wait about a year, then move in and kill off the starving, cannibalistic survivors.

That would do it.

Posted by: Old Joe Kennedy at April 12, 2018 12:01 PM (Q7M5N)

329 The Subaru ads with the Golden Retrievers are the best. The one with the poodle walking in front of the car, Heeeelarious.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 12, 2018 12:01 PM (pw+jk)

330 300 Hey, camera Hogg is 18 today...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2018 11:52 AM (O2RFr)

Will he buying an AR today?
Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 11:55 AM (TGrKk)

Wait... no..... its MY Birthday Today.... don't ruin if for me!!!!!


DAMN....

/pouts

Posted by: Don Q. at April 12, 2018 12:01 PM (NgKpN)

331 >>I am going to posit that Nicole Wallace is lying about what her 6 year old said.
------------------------------------------------------

That's the latest trend. Trump can never be as dangerous as they think he is in their worst nightmare, so they are making up stories now.
See Erik Ericson and his imaginary Congressman friend....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 12, 2018 12:01 PM (7uYFy)

332 >>Les Nessman pronounced it "Chy Chy RodraGeez"


I liked the sword thing he did with his golf club.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 12:01 PM (W+vEI)

333 >>>323 Charlize fucked Sean penn so her judgment sucks so please shut up and just look pretty
Posted by: NCKate at April 12, 2018 12:00 PM (gLGOa)
_______
She can't dude. She's over 40. The time has past.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 12, 2018 12:02 PM (Q9dnf)

334 Would someone please explain to me why PDT trying to build a hotel in Russia before the campaign is illegal?

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 12:02 PM (CMbMd)

335 My good friend's sister is married to white guy.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2018 12:03 PM (s9DTK)

336 318 >>He is just happy she's going to grow up a lesbian.

Not everyone who owns a Subaru is a lesbian.

Some gay guys own Subarus too.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2018 11:59 AM (/tuJf)


Yeah, but all the gay nerds own WRXs, not the SUVs.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 12:03 PM (CMbMd)

337 >>323 Charlize fucked Sean penn so her judgment sucks so please shut up and just look pretty
Posted by: NCKate at April 12, 2018 12:00 PM (gLGOa)

Julie Christie fucked a computer in Demon Seed so her judgement sucks so please shut up and just look pretty.

Posted by: Zod at April 12, 2018 12:03 PM (Bdeb0)

338 I hate days like today.

Sitting at desk in den working from home.
Blows nose...notices needs a clean handkerchief.
Gets up to get a clean handkerchief.
Notices jeans are dirty.
Removes jeans and puts on a load of laundry.
Realizes the measuring cup was thrown into the recycling garbage.
Puts on sweats to go retrieve cup from garbage can.
Starts laundry.
Plays briefly with dog.
Grabs a cookie from the cookie jar.
Returns to desk.
Needs to blow nose again...realizes I forgot to get the damn handkerchief.

Sigh....pulls out The Deplorable Gourmet Cookbook and scans drink recipes.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2018 12:03 PM (0tfLf)

339
She's right. Except it's reverse racism. It's as bad as it's ever been.
***
I can see discussion about "exterminating whiteness" showing up all over social media nowadays.

There is a problem but not what the FNM claims.


Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2018 12:04 PM (eSx+E)

340 335 Would someone please explain to me why PDT trying to build a hotel in Russia before the campaign is illegal?
Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 12:02 PM (CMbMd)

You have to ask?

Posted by: Random Hawaii Judge #7 at April 12, 2018 12:04 PM (72PAC)

341 Would someone please explain to me why PDT trying to build a hotel in Russia before the campaign is illegal?

===========
My proof:

1. Assume everything Trump has done in his life is illegal.

End proof

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 12, 2018 12:04 PM (pw+jk)

342 >>>
Not everyone who owns a Subaru is a lesbian.

Some gay guys own Subarus too.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2018 11:59 AM (/tuJf)
_________
If you want to have conversations using the term "my parter" go to a Subaru service center and talk to the patrons.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 12, 2018 12:04 PM (Q9dnf)

343 (315) I'm a MAN. My next car will be a #%*&@*.

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 12, 2018 12:04 PM (RuIsu)

344 I think the numbers on this are that women are influential in 70% of purchases.
That is why advertising is aimed at them.

Posted by: blaster

Which is why we went from car model names like Bronco, Mustang, Barracuda and Corvette to Fiesta, Accent, Focus and Impreza.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic


Ford Wishcaster, Chevy BarbieCar, ...

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 12:04 PM (BoFYZ)

345
Some gay guys own Subarus too.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2018 11:59 AM (/tuJf)


Male lesbians, you meant to say.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 12:04 PM (pNxlR)

346 "Hey, camera Hogg is 18 today...



Posted by: It's me donna"

Great. So now we don't have to listen to him because he is a kid. Can he now be questioned and mocked? Maybe somebody can beat the snot out of him.

Posted by: Ripley at April 12, 2018 12:05 PM (MxEKc)

347 >>>334 WEINER WHY U NEVER TWEET ME?
Posted by: Bill Wynn at April 12, 2018 12:02 PM (4KRjm)
____________
Do you want a tweet? Or a "tweet"?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner gyrating in a thong at April 12, 2018 12:06 PM (Q9dnf)

348 344 (315) I'm a MAN. My next car will be a #%*&@*.

I didn't know Fokker made cars.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 12, 2018 12:06 PM (sGtp+)

349 I thought gay guys drove Miatas.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2018 12:06 PM (s9DTK)

350 It's odd that advertisements are making this a thing, but white male/black female is hardly the least likely pairing. Try Asian male/white woman or the even less likely Asian male/black woman.

Discuss the reason why."

perceived social status. A black man greatly increases his social standing with his male peers when he hooks up with a white woman, while a white man lowers his when he does the opposite. However, since most black men these days treat black women like shit, black women have a huge incentive to try to hook up with anyone except another cheatin' black dude. Black-Mexican is real common where I live.

asians are more of a special case, I think - I suspect that the loud, in your face attitude that's typical of black culture is pretty diametrically opposed to the social expectations of most asians, and I would expect pairings of any kind to always be rare. Asian women traditionally have the reputation of being more submissive, and men of any race will go for that, but an asian man who's expecting that will be disappointed with anyone except a girl like dear old mom.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2018 12:06 PM (k1TUh)

351 I think the numbers on this are that women are influential in 70% of purchases.
That is why advertising is aimed at them.

Posted by: blaster

Which is why we went from car model names like Bronco, Mustang, Barracuda and Corvette to Fiesta, Accent, Focus and Impreza.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

I'm surprised their isn't a car ( a compact SUV, natch) named the Ford "Virtue" or Dodge "Compassion" or the Toyota "Rainbow."

Posted by: JoeF. at April 12, 2018 12:07 PM (7uYFy)

352 The lesbian couple on my block own a Subaru Forester and a Pontiac Vibe.

I rest my case.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner gyrating in a thong at April 12, 2018 12:07 PM (Q9dnf)

353 "But it cannot be the chaotic, idiotic and murderous open-ended kind favored by dinosaurs like John McCain. "

Hey.

Asteroids, fine. F'n mammals taking over, OK. Shit happens. You don't always win. I get that. But we don't need this kind of abuse, thank you very much.

Posted by: The dinosaurs at April 12, 2018 12:07 PM (CPk08)

354 350 I thought gay guys drove Miatas.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2018 12:06 PM (s9DTK)

WRXs are more prized by Weeaboos, and it seems like most Weebs I've encountered have Teh Ghey.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 12:08 PM (CMbMd)

355 Does a commercial exist where the man is not a complete soyboy, drooling idiot, fucking things up, a doofus, or completely helpless and clueless?

Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 12:09 PM (CVs5m)

356
We put foreign people who hate us interests, above the interests of our own citizens...

WFT is the "we" BS, paleface? That's not what "we" voted for, now is it? At least I certainly didn't vote for it. Nor did I vote to have my career destroyed by NAFTA, but it happened anyway.

Would you consider voting for a politician who told you upfront that he or she would promote foreigners ahead of you? No, you wouldn't. Which is why they lied to you to gain power.

Don't you just luv the current crop of Progs who sing so rhapsodically about foreign, illegal immigrant "dreamers" while denigrating Americans and our dreams? I'd like every one of them recalled and replaced with my fellow countrymen.

If those "dreamers" want a future, they need to get their illegal asses back where they came from and start pushing for reforms in their homeland. It's not like they haven't tasted freedom here, so they know it works when it's tried.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 12:09 PM (GdWl+)

357
Weeaboos, and it seems like most Weebs


Vas is "Weebs"? Vas is "Weeaboos"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 12:09 PM (pNxlR)

358 >>350 I thought gay guys drove Miatas.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2018 12:06 PM (s9DTK)

Small gay guys.

Posted by: Zod at April 12, 2018 12:09 PM (Bdeb0)

359 I didn't know Fokker made cars.



Posted by: Anachronda at April 12, 2018 12:06 PM (sGtp+)

Not sure Fokker made cars but Messerschmitt did.

Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 12:09 PM (TGrKk)

360 https://tinyurl.com/y8v339ol
your government at work, people.

Posted by: how is this allowed? at April 12, 2018 12:09 PM (bU9e3)

361 Try Asian male/white woman or the even less likely Asian male/black woman.



Discuss the reason why.




Small penises.


*checks own pants*


*checks dating status*


Yep, small penises.

Posted by: Bert G at April 12, 2018 12:10 PM (uiwCw)

362 I'm a MAN. My next car will be a #%*&@*.

I didn't know Fokker made cars.
Posted by: Anachronda


Just look at those Fokkers!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 12:10 PM (BoFYZ)

363 perceived social status. A black man greatly increases his social standing with his male peers when he hooks up with a white woman, while a white man lowers his when he does the opposite. However, since most black men these days treat black women like shit, black women have a huge incentive to try to hook up with anyone except another cheatin' black dude. Black-Mexican is real common where I live.

asians are more of a special case, I think - I suspect that the loud, in your face attitude that's typical of black culture is pretty diametrically opposed to the social expectations of most asians, and I would expect pairings of any kind to always be rare. Asian women traditionally have the reputation of being more submissive, and men of any race will go for that, but an asian man who's expecting that will be disappointed with anyone except a girl like dear old mom.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2018 12:06 PM (k1TUh)

This is one reason. I've noticed that when white males hook up with black females, the girls are extremely hot. Not so in the opposite situation.
I also think "sexual compatibility" ( wink, wink) can't be discounted....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 12, 2018 12:10 PM (7uYFy)

364 So Nicolle what's her face has a six-year-old parrot? Must be a bird lover.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2018 12:10 PM (wPiJc)

365 329 The Subaru ads with the Golden Retrievers are the best. The one with the poodle walking in front of the car, Heeeelarious.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 12, 2018 12:01 PM (pw+jk)

I don't remember that one

linky?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 12, 2018 12:10 PM (hMwEB)

366 I know a straight guy who owns a Subaru wagon, and he really likes it. Now he's a diagnosed schizophrenic, but he's okay as long as he keeps to his medication. Come to think of it, he doesn't really go into close personal relationships of any kind. Smart.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2018 12:11 PM (k1TUh)

367
WRXs are more prized by Weeaboos

I had to look that up. Never heard that term before.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2018 12:11 PM (IqV8l)

368 With birds, the mommy bird regurgitates and feeds it to the baby birds. With progressives the baby birds regurgitate it right back.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2018 12:11 PM (wPiJc)

369 CBD: "But putting American boots on the ground must be examined carefully and ruthlessly, with clear, unequivocal goals in mind and equally clear end-points."

And we must demand a Declaration of War from Congress, too. None of this Police Action pseudo-commitment crap to hide behind. Get those back-stabbing bastards on record so that when things get dark, their skin is in the game and they don't get to hang the Commander in Chief out to dry.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 12, 2018 12:11 PM (H8S+R)

370 JV - you've not used poo in your last two posts! Hooray!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 12, 2018 12:11 PM (9BLnV)

371 Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 12:09 PM (GdWl+)

/points at BackwardsBoy

Preacher...

/points at self...

Choir...

IT guy here, in Calif.... You have no idea how many jobs I CAN'T get due to H1Bs, and not speaking Spanish.

Posted by: Don Q. at April 12, 2018 12:12 PM (NgKpN)

372 The concept of the "Rapture", biblically speaking, one of the most poorly supported doctrines there is. The only reference to the idea is a single confusing verse in First Corinthians, and which comes off more like some gnostic belief. (reference to "secret knowledge") It certainly was never preached or even mentioned in the Gospels.

i don't argue with people who believe in it, but scripturally, they are on very thin ice.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2018 11:51 AM (k1TUh)


========

Also in 1 Thessalonians 4:

16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:

17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.



But I agree. As was noted above it's a very recent doctrine and wackos who obsess about it, like this guy and Harold Camping to name but two, inevitably end up looking like fools. And the movie with Nicolas Cage was amazingly bad.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 12, 2018 12:12 PM (/qEW2)

373 As a Christian, I've never really understood the purpose of the book of Revelation.

It's so heavily coded and nobody seems to be able to make heads or tails from what we're supposed to do with it. I've heard a range of theories about it, but no idea exactly where I land.

It's either some sort of allegory about what the early Christian Church was going through or a prophesy in the future that makes little sense.

Posted by: Maritime at April 12, 2018 12:12 PM (lKmt3)

374 243

Posted by: Old Joe Kennedy at April 12, 2018 11:45 AM (Q7M5N)


For the sake of those of us reading the HQ on our phones while we should be working, please use a URL shortener.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg's phone at April 12, 2018 12:12 PM (i+ocp)

375 I think every third person in Colorado owns a Subaru.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 12:12 PM (W+vEI)

376

Ford Wishcaster, Chevy BarbieCar, ...

Mercedes Settlement

BMW Alimony

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 12:12 PM (GdWl+)

377 (349) Seriously, nowadays branding and naming has to be checked out in all languages. Yes, Klingon too.
Cars with numerical names avoid "unlucky" numbers. Which is a chore, worldwide.

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 12, 2018 12:12 PM (RuIsu)

378 366 never mind found it

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GvaQMzh7B30y

lol

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 12, 2018 12:12 PM (hMwEB)

379 351 perceived social status. A black man greatly increases his social standing with his male peers when he hooks up with a white woman, while a white man lowers his when he does the opposite. However, since most black men these days treat black women like shit, black women have a huge incentive to try to hook up with anyone except another cheatin' black dude. Black-Mexican is real common where I live.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2018 12:06 PM (k1TUh)

Middle Eastern Man/Black Woman is increasingly common around these parts.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 12:13 PM (CMbMd)

380 Where's all that media coverage of the school walkout yesterday?


Oh... Right. It was one actually organized by students and to protest abortions.

Gee what a shock that the media didn't cover it.

Posted by: buzzion at April 12, 2018 12:13 PM (cAnNx)

381
I don't remember that one

linky?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot


https://youtu.be/-PKc_hCkTqc

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2018 12:13 PM (IqV8l)

382 Would someone please explain to me why PDT trying to build a hotel in Russia before the campaign is illegal?

---------

Suggested Trump Tweet:

"I have connections with people from all over the world - not because I sold influence with a fake charity like Crooked Hillary but because I actually built things."

Posted by: SH at April 12, 2018 12:13 PM (sX1BW)

383 Who let TIME magazine look into the oval office?

Posted by: A White House in Chaos at April 12, 2018 12:13 PM (Hqth2)

384 "mmmm... smells like Proactiv."

Posted by: wth at April 12, 2018 12:13 PM (HgMAr)

385 361
"National Taxpayer Advocate"
now there's an orwellian agency

Posted by: how is this allowed? at April 12, 2018 12:14 PM (bU9e3)

386 I asked my six year old for an investment strategy and he recommended convertible debentures. Lesser risk with an unlimited upside.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2018 12:14 PM (+y/Ru)

387 >>>Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2018 12:06 PM (k1TUh)
________

According tho studies based upon the habits of dating site patrons in Western counties - black women and Asian men are rated the least attractive to the the opposite sex regardless of the race of the rater. To the point that on average neither was not the preferred choice of their same race opposite sex counterpoint.

There is zero proof whether this is biological, or cultural or if it holds true in non-western countries. It has observational data from the US and UK only.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner gyrating in a thong at April 12, 2018 12:14 PM (Q9dnf)

388 Biden like.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 12, 2018 12:14 PM (Dp6qK)

389 Does a commercial exist where the man is not a complete soyboy, drooling idiot, fucking things up, a doofus, or completely helpless and clueless?

******


Eh, the chubby cartoon guy on the Duluth Trading Co. underwear commercials seems competent and self-deprecating in a good way.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2018 12:14 PM (wPiJc)

390 And the movie with Nicolas Cage was amazingly bad.
Posted by: Steve and Cold

Shut your whore mouth! Knowing is a great entertaining flick.

Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 12:15 PM (CVs5m)

391 I think every third person in Colorado owns a Subaru.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 12:12 PM (W+vEI)

My in-laws had a Forester on a lease. It was a pretty good car, as far as I could tell, and pleasant to drive. Too expensive for me to seriously consider though, and the stereotype doesn't help.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 12, 2018 12:15 PM (rp9xB)

392 Off damn sock!!!

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 12, 2018 12:15 PM (Q9dnf)

393 I think every third person in Colorado owns a Subaru.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 12:12 PM (W+vEI)

And they come in such odd colors now. There's one that's not quite gray, not quite green, not quite yellow. It seems to be an entire absence of color. Makes beige look bold and daring. I call it Kaopectate. Just weird. Speaks to a very bland personality.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Liquored Up and Rude at April 12, 2018 12:16 PM (xPJvm)

394 281
I am going to posit that Nicole Wallace is lying about what her 6 year old said.

Libs' kids are "woke" right outta the womb.

"Yay! Mom didn't abort me! But I still support her reproductive right to choose!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 11:51 AM (pNxlR)

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 12:16 PM (NWiLs)

395 And these Fokkers were driving Chevys.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2018 12:16 PM (0tfLf)

396
Ford Wishcaster, Chevy BarbieCar, ...

Mercedes Settlement

BMW Alimony

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 12:12 PM (GdWl+)


The Chevy Confiscate

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2018 12:16 PM (lKyWE)

397 388 >>>Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2018 12:06 PM (k1TUh)
________

According tho studies based upon the habits of dating site patrons in Western counties - black women and Asian men are rated the least attractive to the the opposite sex regardless of the race of the rater. To the point that on average neither was not the preferred choice of their same race opposite sex counterpoint.

There is zero proof whether this is biological, or cultural or if it holds true in non-western countries. It has observational data from the US and UK only.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner gyrating in a thong at April 12, 2018 12:14 PM (Q9dnf)


One has a feeling that "Asian Men" would rate near the top of gay preferences, though.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 12:16 PM (CMbMd)

398 387
I asked my six year old for an investment strategy and he recommended convertible debentures. Lesser risk with an unlimited upside.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 12, 2018 12:14 PM (+y/Ru)


My six year old said, that is, unless they are treated as stock or given inferior priority in a bankruptcy.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 12, 2018 12:16 PM (Dp6qK)

399 Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 12:08 PM (CMbMd)

This is news to me. I've known my share of weebs and almost all of them were undersexed but weren't ghey.

Harder to tell these days, though. They keep making anime about feminine males so that might be changing. I'll take my 90s mecha, harem, and fighting schlock TYVM.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at April 12, 2018 12:16 PM (wwd4n)

400 Or like the way Camera Hogg's dim-witted baby sister is supposedly an expert on historical First Amendment cases.


I love how she's a verified blue-check Twitter user... for being the sister of a dude who was near a shooting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 12:16 PM (39g3+)

401 398 One has a feeling that "Asian Men" would rate near the top of gay preferences, though.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 12:16 PM (CMbMd)


Unless they're one of those types obsessed with size, I guess.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 12:17 PM (CMbMd)

402 I think every third person in Colorado owns a Subaru.


******

In Durango it's closer to 3 out of every 4.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2018 12:17 PM (wPiJc)

403 . . . black women and Asian men are rated the least attractive to the the opposite sex regardless of the race of the rater. To the point that on average neither was not the preferred choice of their same race opposite sex counterpoint.

There is zero proof whether this is biological, or cultural or if it holds true in non-western countries. It has observational data from the US and UK only.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner gyrating in a thong at April 12, 2018

*
*
Short version: White women and Asian women for the win. Next topic.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2018 12:17 PM (wQDH5)

404 360 I didn't know Fokker made cars.

Not sure Fokker made cars but Messerschmitt did.


for certain meanings of "car".

Posted by: Anachronda at April 12, 2018 12:17 PM (sGtp+)

405 Biden is one creepy mofo.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 12:17 PM (o7tuA)

406 I don't remember that one



linky?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot

===========

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PKc_hCkTqc

But they are all pretty funny. Bad hair day is great too.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 12, 2018 12:17 PM (pw+jk)

407 Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 12:13 PM (CMbMd)

And it's *very* foolish on the part of the women. Arabic makes no distinction between "of African heritage" and "slave". If the men are muslim the women can expect to be treated like dirt.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 12, 2018 12:17 PM (rp9xB)

408 391
And the movie with Nicolas Cage was amazingly bad.

Posted by: Steve and Cold




Which one?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 12, 2018 12:17 PM (Dp6qK)

409 >>374 As a Christian, I've never really understood the purpose of the book of Revelation.
Posted by: Maritime at April 12, 2018 12:12 PM (lKmt3)

Overzealous script-doctor. Commonly attributed to "John," actually penned by Joe Eszterhas.

Posted by: Zod at April 12, 2018 12:18 PM (Bdeb0)

410 It's either some sort of allegory about what the early Christian Church was going through or a prophesy in the future that makes little sense."

One way to look at it, especially with all of the veiled references to Rome in it, (the infamous Whore of Babylon that sits on 7 hills) is that most of the terrors it predicted already happened in the 6th century, when the Greco-Roman civilization came to a crashing and violent end. For the people of that civilization alive at the time, their world really did come to an end.

But there's always a remnant who live to tell the tale.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2018 12:18 PM (k1TUh)

411 Also while we are getting racial.

It's hard to find a non-ghetto, attractive, thin black woman with no kids. At least in Baltimore.

There's one who works at the Royal Farms across from the Horseshoe Casino, someone is looking. Kinda tall though.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 12, 2018 12:18 PM (Q9dnf)

412 I asked my six year old for an investment strategy and he recommended convertible debentures. Lesser risk with an unlimited upside.


My six year old said, that is, unless they are treated as stock or given inferior priority in a bankruptcy.


*******

My six-year-old said, "I made doodoo in my pants!"

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2018 12:19 PM (wPiJc)

413 409 391
And the movie with Nicolas Cage was amazingly bad.

Posted by: Steve and Cold




Which one?


Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 12, 2018 12:17 PM (Dp6qK)



Yes.

Posted by: buzzion at April 12, 2018 12:19 PM (cAnNx)

414 16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:

17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.


I have often wondered how much of that was butchered in translation.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 12, 2018 12:19 PM (zRZaJ)

415
It's either some sort of allegory about what the early Christian Church was going through or a prophesy in the future that makes little sense.


Here's a fun little mind game to play wrt Revelation: Imagine seeing some 2000 years into the future then coming back and trying to 'splain what you saw.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 12:19 PM (GdWl+)

416 And the movie with Nicolas Cage was amazingly bad.

Posted by: Steve and Cold




Which one?
Posted by: flounderbot



Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 12:19 PM (BoFYZ)

417 408 And it's *very* foolish on the part of the women. Arabic makes no distinction between "of African heritage" and "slave". If the men are muslim the women can expect to be treated like dirt.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 12, 2018 12:17 PM (rp9xB)


Considering that every last woman I see in those pairings is in the full Trash-Bag Burqa....

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 12:20 PM (CMbMd)

418 397
Ford Wishcaster, Chevy BarbieCar, ...

Mercedes Settlement

BMW Alimony

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 12:12 PM (GdWl+)


The Chevy Confiscate
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2018 12:16 PM (lKyWE)

And for Men?

The Chevy MidLife Crises.... or Camaro...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 12, 2018 12:20 PM (NgKpN)

419 People close to Trump say he's at a "breaking point" and may soon fire Special Counsel Robert Mueller, the head of the Russia probe.

Posted by: A White House in Chaos at April 12, 2018 12:20 PM (Hqth2)

420 Diogenes #339: I hate days like today....

(long list of one distraction leads to another.)

Reminds me of this cartoon I did last millennium:
Errands
Dangers of going out to run errands stoned.
http://mindfulwebworks.com/headshop/errands

Posted by: mindful webworker - never let a good hook go to waste at April 12, 2018 12:21 PM (OZZ16)

421 Which part of "get off the damn counter!" don't cats understand?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 12:21 PM (o7tuA)

422 420 People close to Trump say he's at a "breaking point" and may soon fire Special Counsel Robert Mueller, the head of the Russia probe.


BS, and you forgot your sarc tag

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2018 12:21 PM (O2RFr)

423 Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at April 12, 2018 12:16 PM (wwd4n)

*All* young men look like fey soy-boys to me. Not just on tv, but in real life as well. I know there *have* to be some that aren't, but I don't know where they hide themselves.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 12, 2018 12:21 PM (rp9xB)

424 My six-year-old said, "I made doodoo in my pants!"
Posted by: Muldoon



That's what Biden told Zuck in above photo.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 12:21 PM (BoFYZ)

425 Rochester, NY just got their first Chik-Fil-A, opened this morning. I heard the line formed yesterday morning. I'll take a drive up there after the furor dies down a bit......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 12, 2018 12:21 PM (jjaLl)

426 >>>Short version: White women and Asian women for the win. Next topic.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2018 12:17 PM (wQDH5)
_______
Amongst the most attractive women, whites were over represented while Asians had a higher average attractiveness overall.

However that women attractiveness data did not control for obesity, which disproportionately impacts blacks and Hispanics.

There was no data controlling for obesity.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 12, 2018 12:21 PM (Q9dnf)

427 413
I asked my six year old for an investment strategy and he recommended convertible debentures. Lesser risk with an unlimited upside.





My six year old said, that is, unless they are treated as stock or given inferior priority in a bankruptcy.





*******



My six-year-old said, "I made doodoo in my pants!"

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2018 12:19 PM (wPiJc)


My three year old points and laughs.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 12, 2018 12:22 PM (Dp6qK)

428 40 I'm always up for a Wagnerian conflagration. Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 12, 2018 11:23 AM (aW5/6)

Huh. You're aware that doesn't end well for you, right?

But it's my destiny and salvation. And I get to ride a horse!!! Whoo hoo!

Posted by: Brunnhilde at April 12, 2018 12:22 PM (aW5/6)

429 Who do
That doodoo
That you do
So well

Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2018 12:22 PM (/tuJf)

430 Speaking of Rapture movies there was one years ago with Mimi Rogers where they apparently know the date and she kills her daughter then is supposed to kill herself but then can't go thru with it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 12, 2018 12:22 PM (zRZaJ)

431 Which part of "get off the damn counter!" don't cats understand?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


They understand all of it. They just don't care.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 12:23 PM (BoFYZ)

432
It's hard to find a non-ghetto, attractive, thin black woman with no kids. At least in Baltimore.


There is a gorgeous young black girl who walks her dog through my neighborhood. She's a stunning 6 footer from London

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2018 12:23 PM (lKyWE)

433 423 420 People close to Trump say he's at a "breaking point" and may soon fire Special Counsel Robert Mueller, the head of the Russia probe.


BS, and you forgot your sarc tag
Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2018 12:21 PM (O2RFr)

But he needs to bomb some Russians first to prove no collusion...

/shakes head...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 12, 2018 12:23 PM (NgKpN)

434 I would also add that none of the attractiveness studies using dating sites can control for things like make up, ect.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 12, 2018 12:23 PM (Q9dnf)

435 Oh, I learned something interesting yesterday. Do a search for appalachia. You will get link after link about crushing poverty.

Now do the same search for Detroit. It sounds like a normal city, right? I think, back when LBJ and Bobby Kennedy turned their gaze on Appalachia, they did it to deliberately make those people as dependent on government as they did the folks in Detroit.

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 12, 2018 12:23 PM (5HBd1)

436 425
My six-year-old said, "I made doodoo in my pants!"

Posted by: Muldoon



That's what Biden told Zuck in above photo.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 12:21 PM (BoFYZ)

Dammit! First sip of fresh cawfee and right on my screen!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 12:23 PM (o7tuA)

437 It's hard to find a non-ghetto, attractive, thin black woman with no kids. At least in Baltimore. "

Yeah, but looky that BeDONKadonk!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2018 12:24 PM (k1TUh)

438 I think I'd be miserable if I was intelligent enough that I had to reduce everything to pure math.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 12:24 PM (CMbMd)

439 422
Which part of "get off the damn counter!" don't cats understand?


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 12:21 PM (o7tuA)


To be fair, I saw a couple of unparented African kids walking on the tables at McDonalds yesterday. I'll cut the cats a break.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 12, 2018 12:24 PM (Dp6qK)

440 Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 12:20 PM (CMbMd)

Can pretty much bet the men consider them concubines then.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 12, 2018 12:24 PM (rp9xB)

441 422 Which part of "get off the damn counter!" don't cats understand?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 12:21 PM

*
*
From the point where you draw breath to say it, up to the point where the final "r" comes out of your mouth.

Some years ago I gave up on trying to keep my cats off the kitchen counters. Easier to spray with antibacterial cleaner afterward. (You know they'll get up there when you're not around!)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2018 12:24 PM (wQDH5)

442 There is a gorgeous young black girl who walks her dog through my neighborhood. She's a stunning 6 footer from London"

You meant to say HE is a stunning 6 footer....

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2018 12:25 PM (k1TUh)

443 >>I would also add that none of the attractiveness studies using dating sites can control for things like make up,


Or, men. Who will fuck absolutely anything as a trip to the local WalMart will demonstrate.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 12:25 PM (Fqc6P)

444 >>>408 And it's *very* foolish on the part of the women. Arabic makes no distinction between "of African heritage" and "slave". If the men are muslim the women can expect to be treated like dirt.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 12, 2018 12:17 PM (rp9xB)
______
Are you serious?

Can someone confirm this? Is the Arabic word for African actually slave? Holy sh1t

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 12, 2018 12:25 PM (Q9dnf)

445 Muldoon: "My six-year-old said, 'I made doodoo in my pants!'"

Hey, that's my line! And I'm not even wearing pants.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 12, 2018 12:25 PM (H8S+R)

446 Would someone please explain to me why PDT trying to build a hotel in Russia before the campaign is illegal?

Russians are bad, didn't you get the memo? Russians.. BAADDDD. That's all you need to know. Bad Russians. Very bad.

As a Christian, I've never really understood the purpose of the book of Revelation.

Its for comfort: in the end, God wins. Also, to help make sense of history and what is happening, that is all part of a plan and working out according to His will, so we needn't worry as much as we do.

The reason its so cryptic and encoded is threefold.

First, the genre is apocalyptic literature, which is in every instance in the Bible the same pattern of odd images, codes, and sometimes bizarre concepts.

Second, the writer is a human being attempting to explain the incomprehensible and unknowable. Basically God filled John's brain with things an entire college of the smartest people on earth would struggle to comprehend, let alone describe.

And third, like all prophecy, it has multiple meanings and layers. The first layer is always "imminent" or historical. For example, much of the book of Revelation is about Rome and its persecution of Christians. However, there is always more meaning, with a future fulfillment, where ultimately the truth that all these shadows and precursors are pointing toward. Yes, Nero is an awful bastard, but he's not the ultimate evil which will one day be overcome.
John wrote in these images and themes as a way of reaching people safely with letters about current events and future fulfillment that wouldn't get him or the people with the letters killed for condemning the Emperor. So that's partly why its so cryptic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 12:25 PM (39g3+)

447
Here's a fun little mind game to play wrt Revelation: Imagine seeing some 2000 years into the future then coming back and trying to 'splain what you saw.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster

____________

That's true, but then if we're going to say as a Believer, God wanted us to have this Book of Revelation for Christians to be able to see what's coming, you would think he would want us to be to able to clearly understand the broad strokes of how everything was going to go down. Otherwise, what's the point?

But there are things in there that only sort of make sense with today's technology, things like "the world saw XYZ" would make sense in the world of television where things can be broadcast globally.

Or the "mark of the beast" for the buying and selling of gods could be something like an RFID chip in a cashless society, etc.

Posted by: Maritime at April 12, 2018 12:26 PM (lKmt3)

448 However that women attractiveness data did not control for obesity, which disproportionately impacts blacks and Hispanics.

There was no data controlling for obesity.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 12, 2018

*
*
Judging from my sample size at Walmart, nothing is controlling obesity in America nowadays. We could use a little judicious fat-shaming.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2018 12:26 PM (wQDH5)

449 443 You meant to say HE is a stunning 6 footer....

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2018 12:25 PM (k1TUh)

Eh. My father's second wife (also black) is tall, but she's not a tranny.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 12:26 PM (CMbMd)

450 >>Does a commercial exist where the man is not a complete soyboy, drooling idiot, fucking things up, a doofus, or completely helpless and clueless?

The Mike Rowe ones.
ALso, this! LOVE it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNzXze5Yza8

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 12:26 PM (W+vEI)

451 There is a gorgeous young black girl who walks her dog through my neighborhood. She's a stunning 6 footer from London

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2018 12:23 PM (lKyWE)

Oh, whole family of about seven gorgeous women in my church, can't tell where the accent is from, tall slender, well dressed....damn now I have to go to confession.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 12:27 PM (o7tuA)

452
Or the "mark of the beast

You rang?

Posted by: Hillary at April 12, 2018 12:27 PM (O2RFr)

453 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 12:27 PM (o7tuA)

Probably Ethiopian

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at April 12, 2018 12:27 PM (wwd4n)

454 this commercial is good too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNzXze5Yza8

Posted by: citizen khan at April 12, 2018 12:28 PM (qwenV)

455 447 Its for comfort: in the end, God wins. Also, to help make sense of history and what is happening, that is all part of a plan and working out according to His will, so we needn't worry as much as we do.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 12:25 PM (39g3+)

Problem is, it seems like too many people use "In the end, God wins." as a reason to not do anything at all.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 12:28 PM (CMbMd)

456 Can someone confirm this? Is the Arabic word for African actually slave?

There's some uncertainty whether the word is for a specific area in Africa or just Africans but yes: the word used for blacks is the same word used for slave (Abd).

Why? Because that's all blacks were (and effectively still are) to Arabs. They walked so many slaves back to the Middle east to be castrated and enslaved (or put in harems, of somewhat attractive) that the route was lined with bones.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 12:28 PM (39g3+)

457 >>There is a gorgeous young black girl who walks her dog through my neighborhood. She's a stunning 6 footer from London


Ask her if she'd like to meet a single moron from Montana?

... who also happens to be a French Model.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 12:28 PM (Fqc6P)

458 grr lizzy

Posted by: citizen khan at April 12, 2018 12:28 PM (qwenV)

459 Serena Williams is married to a white guy.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2018 12:29 PM (s9DTK)

460 Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 12, 2018 12:25 PM (Q9dnf)

I know me supporting my own claim isn't helpful, but I had that confirmed (maybe here) after watching a documentary about slaves in the middle east and noticing that the same word was said in Arabic when the subtitles were either "African" or "slave".

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 12, 2018 12:29 PM (rp9xB)

461 How is Maxine X supposed to give oversight if there is no transparency?

Posted by: Keith X, catching up to Maxine in the Stupid Olympics at April 12, 2018 12:29 PM (cN5eu)

462 Or the "mark of the beast" for the buying and selling of gods could be something like an RFID chip in a cashless society, etc.

Posted by: Maritime at April 12, 2018 12:26 PM (lKmt3)


That's how I take that, and will never get one. I still (hopefully) have 30+ years being upright left, so I bet I will see that transition.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 12, 2018 12:29 PM (jjaLl)

463 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 12:28 PM (39g3+)

That's nothing compared to the British in Malaysia.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 12, 2018 12:30 PM (Dp6qK)

464 Can someone confirm this? Is the Arabic word for African actually slave? Holy sh1t"

The word "slave" is thought to derive from "Slav", believed to come from the way the Vikings treated them whenever they rounded up a load.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2018 12:30 PM (k1TUh)

465
443 You meant to say HE is a stunning 6 footer....
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2018 12:25 PM (k1TUh)


Ironically in the area I live in that's about an even money shot. But this one is all woman and she speaks the Queen's English which makes her even hotter.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2018 12:30 PM (lKyWE)

466 She's a stunning 6 footer from London


*******


I'll bet her shoe bills are astronomical.








(wait for it)

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2018 12:30 PM (wPiJc)

467 Short version: White women and Asian women for the win.

I find that blended ethnic backgrounds are the best. Asian/Black or Mexican/White, that kind of thing. Mix up the genes a bit and you can get some truly stunning beauty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 12:30 PM (39g3+)

468 flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner

The feral children population is spreading. At every school.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 12, 2018 12:31 PM (hyuyC)

469 (wait for it)

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2018 12:30 PM (wPiJc)



NIIIICE!!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 12, 2018 12:31 PM (jjaLl)

470 Why? Because that's all blacks were (and effectively still are) to Arabs. They walked so many slaves back to the Middle east to be castrated and enslaved (or put in harems, of somewhat attractive) that the route was lined with bones.


The sand sharks still swim that route today....

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 12:31 PM (BoFYZ)

471 From the point where you draw breath to say it, up to the point where the final "r" comes out of your mouth.



Some years ago I gave up on trying to keep my cats off the kitchen
counters. Easier to spray with antibacterial cleaner afterward. (You
know they'll get up there when you're not around!)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2018 12:24 PM (wQDH5)

yep. here to. we have over the years of owning cats become very permissive parents.
....and flounder. yeah, i don't' expect much from parents these days. You would think hygiene would be a basic skill though. Not.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 12:31 PM (o7tuA)

472 Bongino laying out the evidence that a robust investigation into FISA Court, FBI, and Deep State abuse is going on.

We all will need to line up and kiss JackStraw's ring soon.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2018 12:32 PM (Tz/72)

473 All hyperlink Ace nOod....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 12, 2018 12:32 PM (jjaLl)

474

That's true, but then if we're going to say as a Believer, God wanted us to have this Book of Revelation for Christians to be able to see what's coming, you would think he would want us to be to able to clearly understand the broad strokes of how everything was going to go down. Otherwise, what's the point?


That wouldn't necessarily all be written down, IMO. It could be meant to be a mystery that makes you ask, "I wonder what that's supposed to mean?"

Then The Big Guy would fill in the blanks for you with understanding from within (or, with more revelation, if you will).

This has been my experience. YMMV.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 12:32 PM (GdWl+)

475 Here's what Rev Eugene Peterson says in part in his his introduction to Revelation in his translation "The Message":

The Bible ends with a flourish; vision and song, doom and deliverance, terror and triumph..It can leave us reeling...but if we persist through the initial confusion and read on, we pick up the rhythms, realize the connections...and find a multidimensional act of Christian worship

John of Patmos , as a pastor has worship on his mind and is primarily concerned with worship, The vision comes to him while he is at worship on Patmos..Worship shapes the community in response to the living God. If worship is neglected or preverted, our communities fall into chaos or under tyranny.

Our times are not propitious for worship. The times never are. The world is hostile to worship. The Devil hates worship. As The Revelation makes clear, worship must be carried out under conditions decidedly uncongenial to it. Some Christians even get killed because they worship.

John is also a poet, fond of metaphor and symbol, image and allusion..passionate to bring us into the presence of Jesus believing and adoring.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 12:33 PM (tpDAe)

476 There are certain things that indicate some guy is gay. Drinking alcoholic drink with a straw. Fast dancing with hands above your shoulders.

Ones that are a toss up are a popped collar and wearing sunglasses on top of your head.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2018 12:33 PM (s9DTK)

477 For every slave taken to the Americas -- mostly to South America and Caribbean -- over 2 were taken to the Middle east.

Now the impact of those slaves to the Caribbean and Americas is impossible to miss, even the United States which took a relatively small number in, has 12% black population.

You'll notice there are virtually no blacks in the Middle East today.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 12:34 PM (39g3+)

478 >>>Yeah, but looky that BeDONKadonk!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2018 12:24 PM (k1TUh)
_____

>>>460 Serena Williams is married to a white guy.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2018 12:29 PM (s9DTK)
________
Too each his own.

I don't find that body type attractive. My GF is blonde 5'0 and doesn't set of the passenger side air bag.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 12, 2018 12:34 PM (Q9dnf)

479 Personally I'm shocked any black person anywhere wants to be a Muslim, its like signing up for the Klan. But a Klan that is millions of people worldwide and has been that way for nearly 1000 years. Arabs and Southeast Asians view blacks as subhuman monkeys. If you want to see some truly shocking racism, watch some Japanese animation some time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 12:36 PM (39g3+)

480 -
--

Bongino laying out the evidence that a robust investigation into FISA Court, FBI, and Deep State abuse is going on.



We all will need to line up and kiss JackStraw's ring soon.


Posted by: Sharkman at April 12, 2018 12:32 PM

------------------

Indeed. I would gladly do so. I hope it comes to pass.

Posted by: irright at April 12, 2018 12:37 PM (pMGkg)

481 Which one?
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 12, 2018 12:17 PM (Dp6qK)


========

Left Behind, which was about the rapture. Based on the novels by Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins. This is a later version than the Kirk Cameron film.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 12, 2018 12:38 PM (/qEW2)

482 Well, finally got caught up on all the morning threads...

Oh, Ace is up.

Another day ending in WHY?

Have a day, troops. Have two, they're small.

Posted by: mindful webworker - in the background at April 12, 2018 12:40 PM (OZZ16)

483
326 R/V Petrel yesterday found USS Helena sunk by three Japanese torpedoes at the Battle of Kula Gulf in 1943.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2018 12:01 PM (rwVFm)

Did they find the bow? Or just the midships and stern?

Not USS Juneau level but she was badly broken up.

Guess we go to the site and see if they posted anything. See discovery is already posted in the Wiki about Helena.

Posted by: Provider #2 at April 12, 2018 12:40 PM (e1mEI)

484 "We put foreign people who hate us interests, above the interests of our own citizens...

Posted by: Don Q.

imo it is the OligarchMafia that is putting drug profits above the interests of our citizenry. They make money off the legit corporations, but they can make big bucks off making sure the drug/human trafficking avoids prosecution.

That sort of alignment (government/black market) is more obvious in the narco-states, but the Clinton Foundation took money from everyone, including Russia for uranium and Skolkovo favors (hyper-sonic missile tech?)

They care even less about the Afghans than about Americans ... they are useful slaves producing a product, and the middle men make most of the profit. (imo)

Posted by: illiniwek at April 12, 2018 12:43 PM (bT8Z4)

485 Not sure Fokker made cars but Messerschmitt did.



for certain meanings of "car".



Posted by: Anachronda at April 12, 2018 12:17 PM (sGtp+)

So you don't think an enclosed 3 wheeled moped is a real car?

Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 12:46 PM (TGrKk)

486 Personally I'm shocked any black person anywhere wants to be a Muslim, its like signing up for the Klan. But a Klan that is millions of people worldwide and has been that way for nearly 1000 years. Arabs and Southeast Asians view blacks as subhuman monkeys. If you want to see some truly shocking racism, watch some Japanese animation some time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

_______________


I had an older, family friend from Iraq , and he absolutely hated the concept that blacks were "cousins" of Arabs. He had some very non-PC views about it.

I guess we have people like Malcolm X to thank for why American Blacks took to Islam.

Posted by: Maritime at April 12, 2018 12:46 PM (lKmt3)

487 I find that blended ethnic backgrounds are the best. Asian/Black or Mexican/White, that kind of thing. Mix up the genes a bit and you can get some truly stunning beauty.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 12:30 PM (39g3+)


========

Disagree. Tiger Woods... he just looks odd. Best looking women IMHO are Irish lasses and nordic women. Blending does not add anything to them, nor should we fall into the leftist trap of feeling an obligation to think that it does.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 12, 2018 12:46 PM (/qEW2)

488 (wait for it)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2018 12:30 PM (wPiJc)

*reads*

*pauses*

*reboots*

Oh! I get it! Ha!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Liquored Up and Rude at April 12, 2018 12:46 PM (xPJvm)

489 Yup, found the bow that detatched. Only picture I found at the site.

Posted by: Provider #2 at April 12, 2018 12:47 PM (e1mEI)

490 >>>11 How Long? -A "Our Daily Bread" devotional

And I immediately think of "How Long Has This Been Goin' On," by . . .

Posted by: m at April 12, 2018 01:13 PM (U6XUk)

491 > There is a gorgeous young black girl who walks her dog through my neighborhood. She's a stunning 6 footer from London


I see your teeth flash, Jamaican honey so sweet
Down where Lexington cross 47th Street
Oh she's a big girl, she's standing six-foot three
Turning tricks for the dudes in the big city
Island girl
What you wanting with the white man's world?
Island girl
Black boy want you in his island world
He want to take you from the racket boss
He want to save you, but the cause is lost
Island girl, island girl, island girl
Tell me what you wanting with the white man's world

Posted by: Reg Dwight at April 12, 2018 01:24 PM (Q7M5N)

492 >>>does anyone seriously entertain the notion that we can take Shitcanistan


Strictly speaking, that's Shitholestan.

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