Shocker: GOP "Representatives" Have Contempt for Their Voters and Lie to Them All Day While Revealing Their True Beliefs to Fellow NeverTrumpers

Paul Ryan is the latest rat leaving the sinking ship who will most certainly blame the sorry specter of a midterm Blue Wave on President Trump and his 51% approval rating.

Meanwhile, one of his fellow congressional cucks has this to say, off the record.


One of the President's congressional defenders has privately decided he hates Trump and wants to unload.

"If we're going to lose because of him, we might as well impeach the motherf**ker," said the congressman as we roamed the aisles of a Safeway grocery store together.


"You know having Mike as President would really piss off all the right people, too. They think they hate Trump. Mike is competent," at which point he sighs and laments that there were, in his mind, more than a dozen competent choices in 2016.

The cuck's measure for competency is literally "Has candidate already been in elected office?" I suspect, gun to their heads, they would not be able to name a single non-politician who they would support for the WH.


"It's like Forrest Gump won the presidency, but an evil, really f*cking stupid Forrest Gump.

We gave them the Senate, the House and the White House. And because one of their own didn't get the WH, they instead have thrown a snit, slow-walking confirmations, obstructing major Trump platform initiatives such as killing Obamacare, cutting spending, and building the wall (initiatives they were all for up until Trump got the nomination).

They are affirming the growing certainty among the electorate that every single principle they campaign on is situationally applicable. It is only to be offered, pursued and defended if it is politically advantageous to their own fortunes.

I don't see a political solution short a national divorce. This country is run by people on the Left and the Right who are utterly detached from the day-to-day experiences of fully 50% of its electorate.

That situation was at least acceptable when they would pursue their campaign promises. But we have reached the point where that detachment has led to their utter contempt for our values, and they now openly state their contempt.

The cucks in the Senate and Congress are literally throwing away the power to fulfill the promises they were elected on to satisfy their need for vengeance on Trump and the deplorables who voted him into the White House. The same deplorables who voted them into office.

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1 Just you and me KT

Posted by: runner at April 12, 2018 07:36 PM (bUjCl)

2 Recall this fuck.

Use rope and nails if you need to.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2018 07:37 PM (xJa6I)

3 If Trump decides to go third party?
I'm in.

Fuck these treasonous lickspittles.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2018 07:38 PM (xJa6I)

4 Let them go third party

Posted by: runner at April 12, 2018 07:38 PM (bUjCl)

5 You know who wrote this piece, right?
I smell false flag... but I also think he hit the nail on the head.
It's apocryphal.

Posted by: mansplainer extraordinaire at April 12, 2018 07:40 PM (WrY3/)

6 Watching some of these arrogant Repubs act out is why we can't have nice things any more.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 12, 2018 07:40 PM (UsCnO)

7 Why didn't you come to me like fucking man and tell me there was a new thread?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2018 07:41 PM (yQpMk)

8 Cruising for bruising

Posted by: runner at April 12, 2018 07:41 PM (bUjCl)

9 Once the lights go dim, you're supposed to "sense" a change in the blogoshpere.

Posted by: mansplainer extraordinaire at April 12, 2018 07:42 PM (WrY3/)

10 If the Republicrats who are leaving could please retrieve the knives they've shoved into our backs on their way out, it would be most appreciated.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 12, 2018 07:42 PM (hwxt7)

11 What I don't get is this:

What has he done so bad that they hate him?

I understand the distaste for his style (hair, speech, orange, twits, etc.)

And I understand their disagreement with his strategy, and that it is hard for them to admit that PDT is right and his strategy is working (against norks, against dems, against media, against china, etc.) In fact, PDT seems 100% competent at everything except licking dem ass and liking it.

Never mind. I get it. They are dems on a different ticket.

My brother in law as a politician. He ran on whatever ticket he though he could win on. His only aspiration was the attention.

I go back to my theory that we need to cut one nut off anyone who runs for state or federal office. (and anther for any lawyers, but I digress.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 12, 2018 07:43 PM (LWu6U)

12 rope
lampposts
some assembly required

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 12, 2018 07:43 PM (hMwEB)

13 The source is Erik Erikson, preening douche nozzle and GOPe cuck. He's just writing what he thinks his diminishing audience wants to read. Fuck that asshat in particular.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 12, 2018 07:43 PM (0izt+)

14 Register any party but republican.

Posted by: 13times at April 12, 2018 07:43 PM (K3B2k)

15 I go back to my theory that we need to cut one nut off anyone who runs for state or federal office. (and anther for any lawyers, but I digress.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 12, 2018 07:43 PM (LWu6U)
How bout one nut for local, then the other for anything above state?

Posted by: mansplainer extraordinaire at April 12, 2018 07:44 PM (WrY3/)

16 How DARE someone with more money than them kick them off of the Gravy Train.

The GOPe is horrible and sucks, but I don't know what we can do that doesn't involve giving the CommieNaziDemoncrats their #FullCommunism dreamland.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 07:44 PM (yXU4O)

17 I'm a tad dubious of any article written by that fat fuck Erick Erickson using anonymous sources.

Cause Erick Erickson is a dishonest fat fuck.

Other than that, sure.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2018 07:45 PM (/tuJf)

18 What has he done so bad that they hate him?


==

not part of their tribe
not part of their gravy train

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 12, 2018 07:45 PM (hMwEB)

19 I go back to my theory that we need to cut one nut off anyone who runs for state or federal office. (and anther for any lawyers, but I digress.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 12, 2018 07:43 PM (LWu6U)

Ahem.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 07:45 PM (NWiLs)

20 How do we know EE didn't make the whole thing up?

Posted by: DaveA at April 12, 2018 07:45 PM (FhXTo)

21 17 I'm a tad dubious of any article written by that fat fuck Erick Erickson using anonymous sources.

Cause Erick Erickson is a dishonest fat fuck.

Other than that, sure.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2018 07:45 PM (/tuJf)

But he swore it happened at that grocery store... who could make that up?

Posted by: mansplainer extraordinaire at April 12, 2018 07:45 PM (WrY3/)

22 I saw this account and it really is chilling. I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but if they are openly talking this way, Congress really is ready to impeach Trump over jay wallking.

Which to me illustrates why Mueller needs to be fired, I'd rather a political headache than one where Mueller finds some legal bullshit reason for all of them to latch onto.

Has Erickson named this person ?

Posted by: Maritime at April 12, 2018 07:46 PM (lKmt3)

23 20 How do we know EE didn't make the whole thing up?
Posted by: DaveA at April 12, 2018 07:45 PM (FhXTo)

We don't.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 07:46 PM (NWiLs)

24 So, if we allow that Erickson isn't writing total fiction, that means it's someone from Georgia...

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 07:46 PM (yXU4O)

25 Apropos of nothing, I love frijoles negros.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2018 07:46 PM (yQpMk)

26 Do we really need a divorce? How about the left gets committed for a 72 bill hold. If some #NeverTrumpers get tasered along the way so be it.

Posted by: DaveA at April 12, 2018 07:46 PM (FhXTo)

27 Shocker: GOP "Representatives" Have Contempt for Their Voters and Lie to Them All Day While Revealing Their True Beliefs to Fellow NeverTrumpers.

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Thom Tillis at April 12, 2018 07:47 PM (Zdm89)

28 25 Apropos of nothing, I love frijoles negros.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2018 07:46 PM (yQpMk)

That's RAAAAACIST!!!!1!11!!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 07:47 PM (NWiLs)

29 11 What I don't get is this:

What has he done so bad that they hate him?


PDT hasn't succumbed to the will and desires of George Soros, unlike the NeverTrumpers and Commie Dems have.

Giving $18 Billion to propaganda machines goes a long way these days. Except not PDT.

And that is what really bugs them, unlike them, PDT can't be bought like a farm animal at a 4H auction.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 12, 2018 07:47 PM (UsCnO)

30 Apropos of nothing, I love frijoles negros.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2018 07:46 PM (yQpMk)

Eskimo frijoles.

Posted by: mansplainer extraordinaire at April 12, 2018 07:47 PM (WrY3/)

31 "3 If Trump decides to go third party?
I'm in.

Fuck these treasonous lickspittles.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards "


Yeah, 100%. That's what I've been thinking for a year now.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 12, 2018 07:47 PM (Mbmmf)

32 20 How do we know EE didn't make the whole thing up?

Posted by: DaveA at April 12, 2018 07:45 PM (FhXTo)

++++

I believe the part where he says he was in a Safeway.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 12, 2018 07:48 PM (pvjTE)

33 I find this as believable as Nicole Whatsername's mouthy kid.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 07:48 PM (oVJmc)

34 But "Its time to start panicking!"*



* Said people working to tank the midterms.

Posted by: buzzion at April 12, 2018 07:48 PM (lKs2v)

35 TRUUUUUUUMP!!!

Posted by: erick erick erickson in the redstate bunker at April 12, 2018 07:48 PM (VBKy9)

36 What has he done so bad that they hate him?
..........

He said doody.

Posted by: Popeye Kristol at April 12, 2018 07:48 PM (HgMAr)

37 I'm a tad dubious of any article written by that fat fuck Erick Erickson using anonymous sources.

Cause Erick Erickson is a dishonest fat fuck.

Other than that, sure.
Posted by: JackStraw
____________

This is very true, I've seen Erickson make bold claims from his supposed insider connections that couldn't be less true.

I'm not sure though if he would make an entire account like this up out of thin air, but he's definitely a douchebag that really wants to be important and people to listen to him.

Posted by: Maritime at April 12, 2018 07:49 PM (lKmt3)

38 "as we roamed the aisles together " - that is not cheese romance novelish at all

Posted by: runner at April 12, 2018 07:49 PM (bUjCl)

39 Eric Erickson was thrown out of the local Safeway for arranging the cucumbers in naughty positions.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 07:49 PM (oVJmc)

40 PDT hasn't succumbed to the will and desires of George Soros, unlike the NeverTrumpers and Commie Dems have.

Giving $18 Billion to propaganda machines goes a long way these days. Except not PDT.

And that is what really bugs them, unlike them, PDT can't be bought like a farm animal at a 4H auction.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 12, 2018 07:47 PM (UsCnO)

True. He didn't sell our birthright for a mess of pottage like the GOPe cucks. It's like the dirty cops who hate the one cop in their precinct who won't take the dirty money.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 07:49 PM (NWiLs)

41 Well, I for one, will never vote Republican again.

Posted by: susceptible cuckold at April 12, 2018 07:49 PM (WrY3/)

42 I call BS on this story. There's no way Thom Tillis shops at Safeway.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at April 12, 2018 07:49 PM (ks6bw)

43 Paul Ryan is the latest rat leaving the sinking ship who will most certainly blame the sorry specter of a midterm Blue Wave on President Trump and his 51% approval rating.

Without naming names, there was some heated discussion along those lines in last night's ONT.

This guy is exactly 180 degrees wrong. The Republican cucks are going to lose because they are Republican cucks. If they wholeheartedly supported Trump's agenda they would win easily.

Trump won because he appealed to a diverse array of voters who were sick of the status quo. Besides disaffected conservatives, he also got blue-collar Democrats, independents, and people who don't usually bother voting. Hell, he even got some pissed-off Bernie voters who were #NeverHillary.

None of those people are going to vote for GOPe Chamber of Commerce milquetoasts who are running away from Trump.

Posted by: rickl at April 12, 2018 07:49 PM (sdi6R)

44 I was promised ewok boobies.

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at April 12, 2018 07:49 PM (8ZeGS)

45 What has he done so bad that they hate him?
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He isn't preoccupied with politics or the political future of anyone. Unacceptable.

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2018 07:50 PM (QxXRY)

46 I don't see a political solution short a national divorce.

When I first got here ... talk like that got you followed around by Maet 24/7.

The times ... they are a' changin'.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 07:50 PM (TKTX5)

47 I call BS on this story. There's no way Thom Tillis shops at Safeway.


Boom.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2018 07:50 PM (yQpMk)

48 They'll all face their maker one day and answer for their choices to destroy our culture, fund the murder of babies, rob the people of their labor, educate our children in the ways of the reprobate and besmirch and bastardize the commands of the Lord and the truth.

May they all be righteously dealt with and burn in eternal misery in a fiery pit of despair.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 12, 2018 07:50 PM (lVlqi)

49 The cucks in the Senate and Congress are literally throwing away the power to fulfill the promises they were elected on to satisfy their need for vengeance on Trump and the deplorables who voted him into the White House. The same deplorables who voted them into office.

---

Maybe it's more basic than vengeance. Trump
and the people who elected him threaten their gravy train. All the moral posturing is cynical horseshit. If they thought they'd get more money from the Trump train, they'd be on board without a thought. Wall Street, Globalist interests, that's where their money comes from. It's what they know.

"These deplorables/hobbits are a threat to our way of life."

(channeling Revenge of the Nerds)

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 12, 2018 07:50 PM (UMAr9)

50 I sucked his cock in the cereal isle.

Posted by: Erick Erickson at April 12, 2018 07:50 PM (yLFxu)

51 As much as my state can suck, at least we don't have Safeway.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 07:50 PM (yXU4O)

52 Ah, Erick Erickson's version of Penthouse Forum.

Posted by: Snopes rates this story "True" at April 12, 2018 07:50 PM (M8tcR)

53 How do we know EE didn't make the whole thing up?
Posted by: DaveA at April 12, 2018 07:45 PM (FhXTo)
21 17 I'm a tad dubious of any article written by that fat fuck Erick Erickson using anonymous sources.

Cause Erick Erickson is a dishonest fat fuck.

Other than that, sure.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2018 07:45 PM (/tuJf)

But he swore it happened at that grocery store... who could make that up?
Posted by: mansplainer extraordinaire

I assume he's lying. Prove it fat fuck.

Posted by: Jean at April 12, 2018 07:51 PM (MS0+a)

54 Ah, Erick Erickson's version of Penthouse Forum.

Posted by: Snopes rates this story "True" at April




dear weekly standard, you won't believe what happended at safeway

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 07:51 PM (MTjB1)

55 I never thought it could happen to me...

Posted by: Erick Erickson at April 12, 2018 07:51 PM (yQpMk)

56 Also go fuck yourselves and your Al Green assumptions that I have to vote for you. Let the (D)s have it all so we can go through the collapse before my kids are old enough to have to deal with it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at April 12, 2018 07:51 PM (ks6bw)

57 Dick Gephardt and Harry Reid had imaginary friends.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2018 07:51 PM (IqV8l)

58 20 How do we know EE didn't make the whole thing up?

Posted by: DaveA at April 12, 2018 07:45 PM (FhXTo)



Hearing enough of our representatives talking. Anyone here honestly believe that from what we know about about congressmen that this doesn't pass the smell test?

Posted by: buzzion at April 12, 2018 07:51 PM (lKs2v)

59 What is most revealing here is just how much these people crave their office and whatever perks and privileges it gives them. They are willing to put on a whole charade just so they can have the title of congressman.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 12, 2018 07:51 PM (xPl2J)

60 The GOP for all intents and purposes is an illigitimate political party and a fraud, has been since at least the late 90s when they pushed Gingrich out.

Most of us knew this, Trumps election has removed the scales from all but the most deluded and naive.

We need a new party.

The GOP simply cannot be reformed from the inside.

The Tea Party taught us that lesson.

Only through cleansing fire can new life and blood spring.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 12, 2018 07:51 PM (9EAGO)

61
Is it just me or does this Erick Erickson piece come off as a bit fakey? I'm not going to flat out claim Erickson is making it up, but there's something about these "quotes" that doesn't ring true.

Posted by: Hands at April 12, 2018 07:52 PM (EzdLW)

62 Ha. Ike Turner, not al green.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at April 12, 2018 07:52 PM (ks6bw)

63 I'm not sure I believe this story.

Posted by: Max Power at April 12, 2018 07:52 PM (q177U)

64 >>As much as my state can suck, at least we don't have Safeway.

Nor Erick Erickson.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2018 07:52 PM (/tuJf)

65 ". It's like the dirty cops who hate the one cop in their precinct who won't take the dirty money. "


Yeah, no shit.
I actually knew that cop back when I lived in the city ... he ended up working the midnight watch in Cabrini - Green.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 12, 2018 07:52 PM (Mbmmf)

66 said the congressman as we roamed the aisles of a Safeway grocery store together.

LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 12, 2018 07:52 PM (8gDQu)

67 Follow the money.

Posted by: Deep Stoat at April 12, 2018 07:52 PM (yQpMk)

68 yeah, the whole thing feels fictional

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 07:52 PM (MTjB1)

69
Trump won because he appealed to a diverse array of voters who were sick of the status quo.


And the people calling Trump a failure and looking to oust him ARE THE STATUS QUO.

It's no more complex than that.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 07:52 PM (oVJmc)

70 "If we're going to lose because of him, we might as well impeach the motherf**ker."

This sounds like something my 6 year-old daughter would say. I should go tell Twitter.

Posted by: Nicole Wallace at April 12, 2018 07:53 PM (hwxt7)

71 Yeah, third party....

what this country really needs is another criminal gang to compete with the other two.

I don't know if there is a solution, but if there is, it has to start with the schools.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 12, 2018 07:53 PM (LWu6U)

72
True. He didn't sell our birthright for a mess of pottage like the GOPe cucks. It's like the dirty cops who hate the one cop in their precinct who won't take the dirty money.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 07:49 PM (NWiLs)


It is kind of like a bad remake of the Kostner-Connery version of "The Untouchables".

Can we just change the juries out, the paid off one for the random honest one?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 12, 2018 07:53 PM (UsCnO)

73 I actually knew that cop back when I lived in the city ... he ended up working the midnight watch in Cabrini - Green.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 12, 2018 07:52 PM (Mbmmf)

Jesus. They were literally trying to get him killed.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 07:53 PM (NWiLs)

74
Let the (D)s have it all so we can go through the collapse before my kids are old enough to have to deal with it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


Everything will be free and there will be peace and love.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2018 07:53 PM (IqV8l)

75 Erick Erickson just pissed off every republican congressman representing the state of Georgia. What a weak bitchy move. Who would ever talk to this idiot ever again whether or not his story is real.

Oh he also loves talking about all the death threats he gets or has proxies talk about them. Atlanta needs to kick him out. Nobody likes him.

Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 07:53 PM (CVs5m)

76 "Then, in the ethnic foods aisle, we met a woman named ChiChi and her little five-year-old daughter...."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 07:54 PM (oVJmc)

77 >>>What has he done so bad that they hate him?

He jumped ahead of them with having to blow Mitch McConnell first, or letting some lobbyists have ways and means with their wives.

It's just unfair! They are cucks, and hate Trump for being the one who fucks their wives.

Posted by: wooga at April 12, 2018 07:54 PM (6pvkK)

78 Has anybody mentioned that E. Erick Erickson, esq. is a fat fuck yet?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 12, 2018 07:54 PM (9Hjhc)

79 I call BS on this story. There's no way Thom Tillis shops at Safeway.

There aren't enough twinkies on any aisle in a Safeway, let alone enough Prosecco to keep Erikson going either.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 12, 2018 07:54 PM (0izt+)

80 How do we know EE didn't make the whole thing up?

-

Paul Ryan waves bye to us as he quits in the best economic times in decades with an (R) president and majorities in the House and Senate.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at April 12, 2018 07:54 PM (ks6bw)

81 I used to listen to Erickson when I had to be out driving on Wednesday evenings. Early in the last presidential campaign, he went Never Trump. Then he got boring, then annoying. Nowadays, he spends more time talking about the local weather and traffic than politics (for as long as I can stand to listen, anyway). He snickers so much he's hard to understand, and the last time he commented on a news story I knew more than the Man in the Street about (Boeing/Bombardier), he got every major fact wrong.

Posted by: RNB at April 12, 2018 07:54 PM (DjjZJ)

82 there aren't that many of THEM, they are just noisy

Posted by: runner at April 12, 2018 07:54 PM (bUjCl)

83 krak! Had to check the clock, make sure I hadn't passed out over-night or something.


As with all the commentary these days, one scratches one's head and asks "what the hell is this guy talking about?". Roaring economy. Big progress against ISIS. China and Mexico asking (in a quavering voice) "how high?" when Trump says "jump!". Gorsuch. Other judicial appointments. Criminal illegals/gangs under assault.


What - exactly - is the evidence that Trump is "evil" or "dumb"?


Especially coming from a Beltway GOP incumbent - House member, right? After the GOP House could do no better than deliver a middle-years Obama CR to Trump ..... in MARCH? (yeah yeah the Senate, but you might have noted the lack of any dramatic confrontation between the House and Senate over their CR versions, uh huh, yeah).


Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2018 07:55 PM (QDnY+)

84 Only through cleansing fire can new life and blood spring.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 12, 2018 07:51 PM (9EAGO)


Which is odd ... because fire usually just gets rid of everything. The bodies. Evidence. All of it.

At least, it does if you do it right.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 07:55 PM (TKTX5)

85 It's just unfair! They are cucks, and hate Trump for being the one who fucks their wives.
Posted by: wooga

Virgin legislators hate President Chad.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 12, 2018 07:55 PM (9Hjhc)

86 Oh my god I cannot get enough nut butter in me and on me.

Posted by: Erick Erickson at April 12, 2018 07:55 PM (uCmdr)

87 20 How do we know EE didn't make the whole thing up?
Posted by: DaveA



We don't. I guess you have to take it on faith he's isn't writing something that is the "truth" equivalent of Penthouse Letters. My apologies to Penthouse Letters.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 12, 2018 07:55 PM (6/89N)

88 It would have to be in DC, VA etc. as Georgia does not have any Safeway stores which I just confirmed via the web. Methinks that he is lying because Trump trashed his little candidate soiree after the Me-Again Repub. candidate debate where Erikson declared him unacceptable as a candidate. Erikson made his money by building up websites and selling them to corporate groups like Salem.

Posted by: whig at April 12, 2018 07:55 PM (ZY9fM)

89 Not sure I'm willing to believe this is anything more than wishcasting by Eric Erickson.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 12, 2018 07:56 PM (9/Tdi)

90 And yes, this is the walking dogturd EE saying all this.
If there is anyone with less credibility than the FBI or Stormy Whatsername, he is it.
There is a good reason for the tagline on my nic, it's the truth.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 12, 2018 07:56 PM (Mbmmf)

91 Hearing enough of our representatives talking. Anyone here honestly believe that from what we know about about congressmen that this doesn't pass the smell test?

Posted by: buzzion at April 12, 2018 07:51 PM (lKs2v)

++++

I don't doubt that there are any number of those scumbags who think stuff along those lines. But, why would any of them say that stuff out loud to a media figure. Even if promised anonymity, that kind of thing can come back and bite you in the ass.

Plus, what's the upside? What does he gain by shooting his mouth off in public? Seems sketchy.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 12, 2018 07:56 PM (pvjTE)

92 The GOPe gave actual conservatives what alternatives? Other than Cruz we had please clap and company. And you're still butthurt about it. Your strategy is to further piss off those that still held their nose and put you in. And now you're shocked that some of your buddies in your little club will be going home after Nov. Your cure for that? Double down, moar please side with the enemy, yea, it's going to help. I mean you might get to sit at the cool kids table for a while. Idiots.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2018 07:57 PM (L3YlV)

93 The source is questionable...also gay.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 12, 2018 07:57 PM (r9UYA)

94 Sounds like my ass of a Governor, his views on Gun Control have evolved.

I listen to Artie Lange and he talks about how Trump was made to collect rent by his Father at the low Income apartments. And how Trump had to deal with the Mob, Unions etc I didn't like Trump at all but I like how he just doesn't give a shit or kiss the ring. I admired John McCain then I saw what a self serving ass he is.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 12, 2018 07:57 PM (dKiJG)

95 There are certain "tells" when someone is making up an encounter. The dialogue is usually one:

""It's like Forrest Gump won the presidency, but an evil, really f*cking stupid Forrest Gump. He's just a fucking idiot who thinks he's winning when people are bitching about him. He really does see the world as ratings and attention. I hate Forest Gump"

Notice the last line "I hate Forst Gump." It sounds so false. People don't over explain themselves like that when they talk. The whole things rings false but that one line at the end is the tell.

Posted by: Max Power at April 12, 2018 07:57 PM (q177U)

96 In this case, "cucks" should really read "cocks."

These are not people who are thinking with anything but their little heads.

Old, wrinkly, flaccid cocks.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2018 07:57 PM (7UW64)

97 Today, I settled all party business, so don't tell me that you're innocent. Admit what you did. Only don't tell me that you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and it makes me very angry.


Good. There's a car outside that will take you to the airport. I'll call your wife and tell her what flight you're on. Go on. Get out of my sight.

Posted by: President Donald Trump at April 12, 2018 07:58 PM (rznWS)

98 91 Hearing enough of our representatives talking. Anyone here honestly believe that from what we know about about congressmen that this doesn't pass the smell test?

Posted by: buzzion at April 12, 2018 07:51 PM (lKs2v)

++++

I don't doubt that there are any number of those scumbags who think stuff along those lines. But, why would any of them say that stuff out loud to a media figure. Even if promised anonymity, that kind of thing can come back and bite you in the ass.

Plus, what's the upside? What does he gain by shooting his mouth off in public? Seems sketchy.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 12, 2018 07:56 PM (pvjTE)



Congressmen are fucking idiots too.

Posted by: buzzion at April 12, 2018 07:58 PM (lKs2v)

99 93 The source is questionable...also gay.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 12, 2018 07:57 PM (r9UYA)


And not in the hot girl-on-girl way either.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 07:59 PM (TKTX5)

100 Most everything I want to say about this will get me banned.

Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 07:59 PM (TGrKk)

101 Congressmen are fucking idiots too.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Makseen Wadders at April 12, 2018 07:59 PM (oVJmc)

102 But he swore it happened at that grocery store... who could make that up?
Posted by: mansplainer extraordinaire at April 12, 2018 07:45 PM

A soon as Erik mentioned Mr. Whipple offering them some Charmin to squeeze, I knew he was telling the truth.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at April 12, 2018 07:59 PM (2NqXo)

103 Yeah, they played this screed on my morning radio news.

All I can say is, Fuck You, you pustulate ridden piece of 3 day old cow afterbirth.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2018 07:59 PM (+RI5t)

104 I honestly haven't seen my cock in years. Even in a mirror.

Posted by: Erick Erickson at April 12, 2018 07:59 PM (2BcrJ)

105 I admired John McCain then I saw what a self serving ass he is.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 12, 2018 07:57 PM (dKiJG)

I limited my admiration of that man to his survival abilities. He crashed his own airplane, which doesn't say too much for his piloting abilities, but he did give up his physical well-being to survive hell, so I'll grant him that.

Everything since has been mightily self-serving. So, no. No points for that.

And he refuses to go quietly into that good night, which speaks to his lack of grace.

He really needs to just go.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2018 08:00 PM (7UW64)

106 Erickson looks like that fat gay guy from modern family

Posted by: NCKate at April 12, 2018 08:00 PM (gLGOa)

107 Congressmen are fucking idiots too.

Posted by: buzzion at April 12, 2018 07:58 PM (lKs2v)


We all gotta' pay the bills.

Posted by: DC Idiots Local 329 at April 12, 2018 08:00 PM (TKTX5)

108 Pretty sure EE is just a wholesale invention of Stan Lee. His super hero name is Hoover Supreme.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 12, 2018 08:00 PM (9/Tdi)

109
Each party steals so many articles of faith from the other, and the candidates spend so much time making each other's speeches, that by the time election day is past there is nothing much to do save turn the sitting rascals out and let a new gang in.

H. L. Mencken

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 12, 2018 08:00 PM (r+sAi)

110 Hey did you hear on the news outlets about the Pro Life School Walkouts and moment of silence for babies aborted today?!

Yea, no I didn't either.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 08:01 PM (o7tuA)

111 we allow that Erickson isn't writing total fiction, that means it's someone from Georgia...
Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 07:46 PM (yXU4O)

He has completely alienated himself whether true or not. Zero honor or loyalty shown by this fantasy story. I pray callers take him over the coals in Atlanta. Call USB in Atlanta to complain. Get this fat fuck out of site or at least working openly for the Dims.

There is so many layers of stupid for what he has done it blows my mind he is considered for. A second to be a thought leader or whatever people thought of him.

Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 08:01 PM (CVs5m)

112 But but but one half of one third!

But but but the Presidency!

But but but the filibuster!

But but but the courts!

Uh. Huh.

I did my part. So far the Congressional GOP has not done theirs and, in fact, has spit in my face instead.

Why should I vote for them?

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at April 12, 2018 08:01 PM (dEQP3)

113 Congressmen are fucking idiots too.

Posted by: buzzion at April 12, 2018 07:58 PM (lKs2v)


Phrasing, people.

I doubt anyone is fucking Obscene Waters.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2018 08:01 PM (7UW64)

114 There are certain "tells" when someone is making up an encounter.

=

the "roaming in the aisles" ? like they are picking out beautiful things ?

Posted by: runner at April 12, 2018 08:01 PM (bUjCl)

115 On the bright side, everybody over 70 years old will be dead and gone and out of our fucking way before you can say, "John McCain's cancerous tumor ate John McCain's diseased brain and shat out a goose stepping tabula rasa."

Posted by: Fritz at April 12, 2018 08:01 PM (bJ0w+)

116 Congressmen are fucking idiots too.
Posted by: buzzion at April 12, 2018 07:58 PM (lKs2v)

... and the idiots are getting tired of it.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 12, 2018 08:01 PM (T71PA)

117
Why should I vote for them?

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at April 12, 2018 08:01 PM (dEQP3)


Not if they run for local dog catcher.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2018 08:01 PM (7UW64)

118 Fuck getting Moar President Trump, this attitude is how you get Dictator Cornelius.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 08:02 PM (6FqZa)

119 Written by EricK Erickson Never Trumper.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2018 08:02 PM (PvFoN)

120
May they all be righteously dealt with and burn in eternal misery in a fiery pit of despair.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 12, 2018 07:50 PM (lVlqi)

---

I want earthly justice. Nay, vengeance, and would happily face the Pit myself in order to get it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 12, 2018 08:02 PM (6wqMO)

121 Why should Trump even remain in the GOP at this point?

Start a new party for his reelection. The time has come.

If a third party is ever going to really take off, I think this top-down approach has more potential than grassroots.

Posted by: mainly spoons at April 12, 2018 08:02 PM (v6UKb)

122 the "roaming in the aisles" ? like they are picking out beautiful things ?

Posted by: runner at April 12, 2018 08:01 PM (bUjCl)


Hopelessly lost, but afraid to ask for directions.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2018 08:02 PM (7UW64)

123 Does that ~50% Trump approval rating reflect the 50/50 split from people randomly picking Y or N when asked if they 'approve' or does it reflect a real deeper recognization of the UniParty (or whatever you want to call it).

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 12, 2018 08:03 PM (Eu5eZ)

124 This Republic will not survive the continued existence of DC.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 12, 2018 08:03 PM (LNPd9)

125 If a third party is ever going to really take off, I think this top-down approach has more potential than grassroots.

Posted by: mainly spoons at April 12, 2018 08:02 PM (v6UKb)


It will be yuge, and luxurious. Gold-plated. Extra pussy.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2018 08:03 PM (7UW64)

126 Since I have a headache, I'm gonna copy and paste this little ditty I wrote yesterday. It is from a post where I was referring to one Republican who cared about the country, vs. the rest.


"I don't know of, or don't see, any of those other Howdy-Doody Motherfvckers elected to Congress doing that. It's like they don't even understand duty or service. They just get elected, see themselves as kings, and live off the fatted calf while they line their pockets and laugh at us little villagers. Lord Ponces of the Manor."
-prof disarray, gg channel

But still, I don't want a national divorce. At least not yet.


Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 08:03 PM (130AC)

127 Why should I vote for them?

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at April 12, 2018 08:01 PM (dEQP3)


Baby ... where else are you gonna' go ?

Posted by: Your GOP Overlords at April 12, 2018 08:03 PM (TKTX5)

128 THis story sounds like complete BS to me. it's EE's wet dream.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 12, 2018 08:03 PM (H80UQ)

129 I am 90% convinced most GOP politicians WANT to be in the minority.

They can claim they will work for things they know will never pass. They don't have to solve any problems, they just have to point out the problems. And lastly, without the power to change anything, they can avoid responsibility for anything.

Same as Arafat never actually wanted a Palestinian state. They would expect him to solve their problems if he was REALLY in charge.

Posted by: JB1000 at April 12, 2018 08:04 PM (qqJSj)

130 EE, fat boy that needs to go spend more time with his children.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2018 08:04 PM (+RI5t)

131 Me thinks Erick Erikson knows that his days are numbered in Atlanta so this story was a way to virtue signal to people in DC and NYC.

Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 08:04 PM (CVs5m)

132 128 THis story sounds like complete BS to me. it's EE's wet dream.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 12, 2018 08:03 PM (H80UQ)


A wet dream assumes anatomy not likely functional on this unit.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2018 08:05 PM (7UW64)

133 ""If we're going to lose because of him, we might as well impeach the motherf**ker,""

Well, if we're going to end up a socialist hellhole anyway, we might as well have a hangin' party for all the GOP guys who either aided and abetted it, or failed to lift a finger to stop it.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at April 12, 2018 08:05 PM (rznWS)

134 "I was cruising the aisles for buttsex at the local Safeway when our eyes met..."

Posted by: Erick Erickson at April 12, 2018 08:05 PM (fgx+J)

135 112 But but but one half of one third!

But but but the Presidency!

But but but the filibuster!

But but but the courts!

Uh. Huh.

I did my part. So far the Congressional GOP has not done theirs and, in fact, has spit in my face instead.

Why should I vote for them?
Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at April 12, 2018 08:01 PM (dEQP3)



They really really promise that you will get to go to Disney World and get a new puppy. Seriously!

Posted by: buzzion at April 12, 2018 08:05 PM (lKs2v)

136

You cucks are gonna lose because you're not down with MAGA, you shits.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2018 08:05 PM (W1tES)

137 Uh guys,
Georgia does not have any Safeway stores. Nearest ones are in Virginia.

I suspect the EE is lying. He's been caught in them before.

Posted by: whig at April 12, 2018 08:05 PM (ZY9fM)

138 125 If a third party is ever going to really take off, I think this top-down approach has more potential than grassroots.

Posted by: mainly spoons at April 12, 2018 08:02 PM (v6UKb)


It will be yuge, and luxurious. Gold-plated. Extra pussy.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2018 08:03 PM (7UW64)

Sign me up!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 08:05 PM (NWiLs)

139
Oppose MAGA and you will lose.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2018 08:06 PM (W1tES)

140 EE, fat boy that needs to go spend more time with his Paolo's children.
Posted by: Ben Had

FIFY

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 12, 2018 08:06 PM (9Hjhc)

141 This country is run by people on the Left and the Right... of Stalin.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 12, 2018 08:06 PM (Eu5eZ)

142 But still, I don't want a national divorce. At least not yet.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 08:03 PM (130AC)


People in Hell don't want the heat turned on, either.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 08:06 PM (TKTX5)

143 Build the wall, around Washington D.C.

Posted by: Neil deGrasse It's not rape if I'm wearing the dress Tyson at April 12, 2018 08:06 PM (1L9V9)

144 He's just a fucking idiot who thinks he's winning when people are bitching about him. He really does see the world as ratings and attention. I hate Forest Gump"

says the guy in a safeway with a reporter listening.
ok

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 08:06 PM (eaoOY)

145 Sure, the Safeway was a truck stop restroom, the Congressman was a hobo, and the conversation about Trump was a gloryhole, but other than that, this story is 100% authentic.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 08:06 PM (oVJmc)

146
I limited my admiration of that man to his survival abilities. He crashed his own airplane, which doesn't say too much for his piloting abilities, but he did give up his physical well-being to survive hell, so I'll grant him that.

Everything since has been mightily self-serving. So, no. No points for that.

And he refuses to go quietly into that good night, which speaks to his lack of grace.

He really needs to just go.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2018 08:00 PM (7UW64)

It's not like he has to stay at his job for the health insurance, he just wants the power.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 12, 2018 08:06 PM (dKiJG)

147
Erick hasn't guest hosted for Rush since he went over the edge.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2018 08:06 PM (IqV8l)

148 112 I did my part. So far the Congressional GOP has not done theirs and, in fact, has spit in my face instead.

Why should I vote for them?
Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at April 12, 2018 08:01 PM (dEQP3)

You should vote for us so we can impeach that evil lunatic Trump to piss off the hicks who voted for him.

Posted by: The Congressional GOP at April 12, 2018 08:06 PM (uy4Sm)

149
These stupid cucks really believe the crap they see on Fake News.

These stupid cucks really believe that MAGA is a loser for them.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2018 08:06 PM (W1tES)

150 I did my part. So far the Congressional GOP has not done theirs and, in fact, has spit in my face instead.

Why should I vote for them?

Posted by: alexthechick - containing multitudes at April 12, 2018 08:01 PM (dEQP3)

++++

To spite them. Their leadership and big money donors want to return to the minority to screw Trump. As useless as they are, they don't have the stones to start impeachment hearings. The Dems will.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 12, 2018 08:06 PM (pvjTE)

151 I'm sorry I spoiled your cuck party.

Posted by: Forrest Gump at April 12, 2018 08:07 PM (djCea)

152 I'm a tad dubious of any article written by that fat fuck Erick Erickson using anonymous sources.

Cause Erick Erickson is a dishonest fat fuck.

Other than that, sure.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2018 07:45 PM (/tuJf)

But he swore it happened at that grocery store... who could make that up?
Posted by: mansplainer extraordinaire at April 12, 2018 07:45 PM (WrY3/)


Surrounded by all those raw calories I can see that his tiny cortex was conflicted.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 12, 2018 08:07 PM (y7DUB)

153 @104: "I honestly haven't seen my cock in years."
Posted by: Erick Erickson at April 12, 2018 07:59 PM (2BcrJ)


What a strange nickname for your pussy.


Posted by: FaCubeItches at April 12, 2018 08:07 PM (rznWS)

154 gumdrop, better a divorce than much worse. sometimes there really are irreconcilable differences.
we r there.

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 08:07 PM (eaoOY)

155

I've long said that the only people who actually believe the Left's bullshit are the Republicans. The Left doesn't even believe their own bullshit. But the Republicans believe it.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2018 08:07 PM (W1tES)

156 151 I'm sorry I spoiled your cuck party.


Posted by: Forrest Gump at April 12, 2018 08:07 PM (djCea)


In the butt-tocks.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2018 08:08 PM (7UW64)

157
Wait, Erick Erickson is bemoaning some backbencher GOP stooge trashing PDT behind his back?

In the quiet words of The Robot "It does not compute."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2018 08:08 PM (VM6ev)

158 Well, if we're going to end up a socialist hellhole anyway, we might as well have a hangin' party for all the GOP guys who either aided and abetted it, or failed to lift a finger to stop it.
Posted by: FaCubeItches at April 12, 2018 08:05 PM (rznWS)


If the GOP successfully commits suicide - and hands everything over to the DNC ...

... their rule won't last ten years. And then we build something else.

So there's your brightside.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 08:08 PM (TKTX5)

159 They are affirming the growing certainty among the electorate that every single principle they campaign on is situationally applicable. It is only to be offered, pursued and defended if it is politically advantageous to their own fortunes.


Where else but Congress are you going to get a gig like this, I say don't rock the boat. old chap!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 12, 2018 08:08 PM (n9EOP)

160 I'm already a bit of a germaphobe. Study suggest hand air dryers in public restrooms spray fecal matter and bacteria on your hands. I've always hated them as they suck anyway. But now, Ick.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2018 08:08 PM (L3YlV)

161 145, Sure, the Safeway was a truck stop restroom, the Congressman was a hobo, and the conversation about Trump was a gloryhole, but other than that, this story is 100% authentic.

You owe me a new keyboard and monitor from the spew.

Posted by: whig at April 12, 2018 08:09 PM (ZY9fM)

162 Does Erick carry around a mattress too?

Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at April 12, 2018 08:09 PM (fhy3L)

163 this really might be another
Hillary has already won, might as well give up

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 08:09 PM (eaoOY)

164


Hey, those aren't chocolates!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2018 08:09 PM (IqV8l)

165 #draintheswamp!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 12, 2018 08:09 PM (0O7c5)

166 Doomer Doomerson. Fake conservative.

Posted by: Mitch mcConnel at April 12, 2018 08:10 PM (puf6g)

167 If we're going to lose because of him, we might as well impeach the motherf**ker,

---

I'm guessing they believe this "kick the motherf**ker out of office" approach should only apply to Trump.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 08:10 PM (ks6bw)

168 Saw a pickup truck to day with a flag mount welded onto the trailer hitch, and a huge US flag flying in the wind. So beautiful.

MAGA isn't just a slogan, people.

For some folks, it's a way of life, and one we aren't happy to give up for any reason, least of all because some asshole lies about a stupid conversation he never had in a grocery store that doesn't exist.

Check yer powder. Keep it dry.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2018 08:10 PM (7UW64)

169 The GOPe isn't like a box of chocolates.

Posted by: Forrest Gump at April 12, 2018 08:11 PM (djCea)

170 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 12, 2018 08:11 PM (KCxzN)

171 "It's like Forrest Gump won the presidency, but an evil, really f*cking stupid Forrest Gump.

Hey, that's my line.

Posted by: clark clifford at April 12, 2018 08:11 PM (v6UKb)

172 If we're going to lose because of him, we might as well impeach the motherf**ker,

Trump's approval is about 50%.

Way higher among GOP voters, no doubt.

If they're going to lose, it isn't because of Trump.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 08:11 PM (oVJmc)

173 Thankfully my Congressman shot his dick off and will not be running for re-election.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2018 08:11 PM (+RI5t)

174 These dolts in the GOP don't get it. Trump won because he's NOT like you. Translation, we're sick of your shit and you're going to get destroyed in November, your solution, more please. Fucking lunatics.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2018 08:11 PM (L3YlV)

175 so.

say this is true even

What point is there? srsly Other than erik wanting to say, I win I win!

which is all i think he cares about

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 08:11 PM (eaoOY)

176 Which Republican congressman lived in Dubai until 1990? Anybody?

Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2018 08:12 PM (PvFoN)

177 Why should I vote for them?

Posted by: alexthechick
-----------

Because, weak contemptible creatures that they are, any Dem would be (remarkably) even more damaging. That is a nasty reality, but one not to be denied.

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2018 08:12 PM (7ThJ3)

178 I feel pretty certain we're in the Final Years anyway. The left is ongoing, the right shrinks before them (when not actually aiding them). The pop culture has become stupid and evil.

We're not getting out of this one.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 12, 2018 08:13 PM (l9m7l)

179
What these gope cucks do not understand is that the "Trump Movement" is bigger than the man itself.

Trump was just the Vehicle for what happened in 2016.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2018 08:13 PM (W1tES)

180 Check yer powder. Keep it dry.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2018 08:10 PM (7UW64)

For flexibility I buy my ammo in sealed brass cartridges.

Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 08:13 PM (TGrKk)

181 >>>Erickson looks like that fat gay guy from modern family

also...
fozzy bear

Posted by: concrete girl at April 12, 2018 08:13 PM (h9wAA)

182 Because, weak contemptible creatures that they are, any Dem would be (remarkably) even more damaging. That is a nasty reality, but one not to be denied.
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2018 08:12 PM (7ThJ3)


Only if you feel bound to obey them.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 08:14 PM (TKTX5)

183
A congresscritter in a Safeway doing something for itself like buying its own groceries?

Right.

That was a good one. Now, you pull my finger.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 08:14 PM (GdWl+)

184 160 I'm already a bit of a germaphobe. Study suggest hand air dryers in public restrooms spray fecal matter and bacteria on your hands. I've always hated them as they suck anyway. But now, Ick.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2018 08:08 PM (L3YlV)

Never really understood the whole germaphobe thing. Any time you smell anything, it is because tiny particles of that thing are entering your nose. So, don't drive past any pig farms, or enter any public bathrooms, or..... leave your house.

For heaven's sake, don't be near anybody who ever farts, or exercises.

Sorry, germs abound, and the only way you get a better immune system is by exposing yourself. NOT THAT WAY!! I meant to germs.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2018 08:14 PM (7UW64)

185 "If we're going to lose because of him, we might as well impeach the motherf**ker,"

On what grounds Congressman turncoat (R)Safeway.
You don't like him? Your dem buddies quit inviting you to the cool parties? Yes, that will endear you and make more people want to vote for you. Go for it sparky. LMK how that turns out.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2018 08:14 PM (L3YlV)

186 Actually, I think Forrest Grump would be more competent than all of Congress combined, and possible even greater than or equal to Trump's competence.

"I hereby ban all illegal immigrants and will send a condolence box of chocolates."
Imagine that in the White House...

Posted by: Delaforce and his bitten tongue at April 12, 2018 08:14 PM (eVIA2)

187 Erickson looks like that fat gay guy from modern family
Posted by: NCKate at April 12, 2018 08:00 PM (gLGOa)


Yes, especially how his tiny chin is enveloped in a large number of additional ones.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 12, 2018 08:14 PM (y7DUB)

188 my Congressman shot his dick off and will not be running for re-election.

Mine is Jared Polis. The good news is, he's not running in this district.

The bad news... he's running for Governor.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 08:14 PM (6FqZa)

189 For flexibility I buy my ammo in sealed brass cartridges.

Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 08:13 PM (TGrKk)


Sure ... it may cost a little more ... but its worth it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 08:15 PM (TKTX5)

190 Sorry, germs abound, and the only way you get a better immune system is by exposing yourself. NOT THAT WAY!! I meant to germs.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Can't I do both?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 12, 2018 08:15 PM (9Hjhc)

191 krak. Mid-week.

Posted by: Golfman - still with no apostrophes at April 12, 2018 08:15 PM (48QDY)

192 173 Thankfully my Congressman shot his dick off and will not be running for re-election.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2018 08:11 PM (+RI5t)

He did what?!?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2018 08:15 PM (7UW64)

193
The gope cucks want President Trump charged with Obstruction of Cuckstice and with Obstruction of Swamp Activity.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2018 08:15 PM (W1tES)

194 Only if you feel bound to obey them.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 08:14 PM (TKTX5)


It's obeying the Democrat controlled weaponized Deep State IRS, FBI, and DoJ that concerns me!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 12, 2018 08:16 PM (n9EOP)

195 My congressman couldn't keep his dick in his pants and his new replacement, Lamb, got sworn in today.

What a fucking shithole party.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2018 08:16 PM (89T5c)

196 I think there are more people around that support Trump than the Never Trumpers realize. been doing pre-marital counseling with a young guy in construction. His company has worked with Trump. He smiled. He told me today that he liked to read the "NY Post" rather than do social media. The NY Post has been-for the most part supportive of Trump.So these people are out there even if the NeverTrumpers think they are deplorable, Try to get rid of Trump and some bogus charges I'll take my aged , aching body down and march on the Congress and i won't be the only one. He was the duly elected President.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 08:16 PM (tpDAe)

197 the "roaming in the aisles" ? like they are picking out beautiful things ?
Posted by: runner at April 12, 2018 08:01 PM

We met cute, when we both reached for the same cauliflower at the same time. Erik's delicate, shell-pink hand was dwarfed in mine. We touched and I immediately knew...he was the one I would whisper my secrets to, how much I hated Trump, how I longed to impeach him. So what if I exist only in his imagination? Erik needs love too.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at April 12, 2018 08:16 PM (2NqXo)

198 I wonder if one or two (?) openings on the US Supreme Court in the coming months might change the dynamic entirely...

I'd love to see an originalist Court, and I have a lot of hope on this front...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 12, 2018 08:16 PM (e9G8E)

199 Trump is guilty of giving DC women bad feelz and of making it harder for GOP staffers to get easy dates on Friday nights.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 08:17 PM (6FqZa)

200 "Mine is Jared Polis. The good news is, he's not running in this district."
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

Lucky bastard. Heart of Dixie's stuck with a Democrat for at least 3 or 4 years...

Posted by: Delaforce and his bitten tongue at April 12, 2018 08:17 PM (eVIA2)

201
Republican cucks: "Viva la Swamp!"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2018 08:17 PM (W1tES)

202 People listen to Erick Erickson to get the quarter hour Triple Team Traffic Report during rush hours because ATL traffic is a nightmare on a global scale.

Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 08:17 PM (CVs5m)

203
Just don't get Eskimo cooties.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 12, 2018 08:17 PM (r+sAi)

204 @158: "And then we build something else."

A new Caliphate, like as not.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at April 12, 2018 08:18 PM (rznWS)

205 Congress critter buying his own groceries at Safeway?

Posted by: PhilDirt at April 12, 2018 08:18 PM (QEWH+)

206 hopefully the guys at 4chan take an interest in the article and start running down anything verifiable. then they go after the safeway's surveillance cameras.


what is this guy going to do if this is proved to be fiction?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 08:18 PM (MTjB1)

207 gumdrop, better a divorce than much worse. sometimes there really are irreconcilable differences.
we r there.
Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 08:07 PM (eaoOY)


Maybe. I'd rather there be more yelling, trying to bring home the prodigal sons and daughters, and then some family counseling, before we bring in all the stupid lawyers and pay them just to continue our yelling, and then shooting each other and turning in to some awful version of the Hatfields vs the McCoys, while the rest of the world watches. At which time the other countries swoop in and destroy us, after we've made a mess of everything.

I think a 200 year marriage deserves more time. If we can get through a civil war, surely we can find a way through this.

But, that's me today. With a headache. So maybe the medicine is making me loopy & hopey.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 08:19 PM (130AC)

208 tcn, my Congressman is/was Joe Barton. I worked for years to get him ousted. He did it to himself.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2018 08:19 PM (+RI5t)

209 For flexibility I buy my ammo in sealed brass cartridges.


Well La-Te-Da.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2018 08:19 PM (QQ+il)

210 Sorry, germs abound, and the only way you get a better immune system is by exposing yourself. NOT THAT WAY!! I meant to germs.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2018 08:14 PM

I didn't say it was a rational fear. I am rarely sick so I have been blessed with a good immune system. I am not super compulsive about it but certain things gross me out. Like the guy serving your food who is also handling money at the same time. Or using the ketchup bottle and then eating fries with the same hands. The ketchup bottles are nasty. Maybe it's because I see how effing gross people are. Saw a guy today take a shit and walk out of the can. WTF man.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2018 08:19 PM (L3YlV)

211 Congress critter buying his own groceries at Safeway?
Posted by: PhilDirt at April 12, 2018 08:18 PM (QEWH+)


Technically, isn't that a "tell"?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 12, 2018 08:19 PM (n9EOP)

212 Just got here and read the post. I think it is made-up, half- baked bullshit from a nevertrumper. The leftists and elitists are pulling out all the stops just short of starting the shooting.

Posted by: Soona at April 12, 2018 08:19 PM (CNIlq)

213 194 Only if you feel bound to obey them.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 08:14 PM (TKTX5)

It's obeying the Democrat controlled weaponized Deep State IRS, FBI, and DoJ that concerns me!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 12, 2018 08:16 PM (n9EOP)


They'll push much harder than under Obama ... and be met with exponentially more Bundy Standoffs.

Here's the deal ... the DNC and GOP will cooperate to block any third party. That was the purpose of McCain-Feingold. And they're cooperating now to prevent a takeover of the GOP. Thats the purpose of Mueller.

To break their hold ... you gotta' break what they're holding.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 08:20 PM (TKTX5)

214 Erick Erickson makes lettuce wilt.

Posted by: Ignatz D. Mouse at April 12, 2018 08:20 PM (nvc/3)

215 Sorry, germs abound, and the only way you get a better immune system is by exposing yourself. NOT THAT WAY!! I meant to germs.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2018 08:14 PM (7UW64)

++++

So hooker pee parties are a good thing?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 12, 2018 08:20 PM (pvjTE)

216 In other news I just underwent my first Sacrament Of Reconciliation.

Articles like this are risking me having to do a do-over.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 08:20 PM (6FqZa)

217 Phoenix teachers were just "given" a 20% raise by the Republican governor. WTF? because they had a 'walk in' and threatened to walk out. Sure, why not? Meanwhile we have about the worst outcomes in the country.

Should have let them walk out, fire them, and then hire anyone with a college degree. We'd do better.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 08:20 PM (o7tuA)

218 50 I sucked his cock in the cereal isle.
Posted by: Erick Erickson at April 12, 2018 07:50 PM (yLFxu)


New frosted KABOOM!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2018 08:20 PM (VM6ev)

219 Thing is, politicians aren't any damn different than anyone else. The dems undoubtedly have people going off and talking all kinds of shit about leaders in their party... difference is media will never, ever write about it. Never trumpers will write all day.
And they will burn the country down... and blame us.

Posted by: Inogame at April 12, 2018 08:20 PM (s0Nxt)

220 Brad Marchand truly is the face of Boston.

Posted by: watchin' some hackey at April 12, 2018 08:21 PM (M8tcR)

221 For heaven's sake, don't be near anybody who ever farts,
----------

Yet another reason to avoid the area around Barney Frank.

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2018 08:22 PM (QxXRY)

222 "If we're going to lose because of him, we might as well impeach the motherf**ker," said the congressman as we roamed the aisles of a Safeway grocery store together.

Wait - not a Whole Foods?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 08:22 PM (SpOII)

223 In other news I just underwent my first Sacrament Of Reconciliation.

Good for you. You haven't really shared about your conversion to the RCC-is that what happened?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 08:22 PM (tpDAe)

224 I hope this Erickson and the congressman weren't fondling melons while strolling the aisles of a safeway. Ah, who am I kidding they were buying Cheetos in bulk.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 08:22 PM (nBr1j)

225 First, Forrest Gump was a successful character: huge shrimp business, Olympic athlete, and spurred a literal cross-country running fad. What has Mr. Safeway GOP Douchebag accomplished? Trump towers and hotels will outlast him, I'm guessing.

Second, "...we might as well impeach the motherf**ker????" Yeah, that's an excellent sentiment about just subverting the will of the voting public. Chuck the POTUS because he's a drag or something. Please retire, dude. Now. Just go.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 08:22 PM (W+vEI)

226 216 In other news I just underwent my first Sacrament Of Reconciliation.


Articles like this are risking me having to do a do-over.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 08:20 PM (6FqZa)

Hey! Congrats! You can now call it "confession." Weird and oddly liberating, huh?

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 08:22 PM (CAKgV)

227 151 I'm sorry I spoiled your cuck party.
Posted by: Forrest Gump at April 12, 2018 08:07 PM (djCea)


I can't stop laughing at this.

Posted by: wooga at April 12, 2018 08:22 PM (6pvkK)

228
Saw a guy today take a shit and walk out of the can. WTF man.
Posted by: Minnfidel


Did he make a pizza?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2018 08:22 PM (IqV8l)

229 Like the guy
serving your food who is also handling money at the same time. Or using
the ketchup bottle and then eating fries with the same hands. The
ketchup bottles are nasty. Maybe it's because I see how effing gross
people are. Saw a guy today take a shit and walk out of the can. WTF
man.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2018 08:19 PM (L3YlV)

*cancels dinner reservations*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 08:22 PM (o7tuA)

230 don't be near anybody who ever farts,

I just hope Michael Moore never visits Yellowstone Park.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 08:23 PM (6FqZa)

231 Erick Erickson makes lettuce wilt.
Posted by: Ignatz D. Mouse

That's not all he makes wilt!

Posted by: Barry and the boys at Men's Country at April 12, 2018 08:23 PM (9Hjhc)

232 Evil Forrest Gump as POTUS is exactly what we need right now. Forrest Gump literally accomplished everything he put his mind to. So I'm failing to see the problem here.

Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 08:23 PM (CVs5m)

233 Erick Erickson leaves lunchmeats in the snack aisle.

Posted by: Ignatz D. Mouse at April 12, 2018 08:23 PM (nvc/3)

234 Dems are Soviet Commies, minorities convinced (by Orwellian propaganda) they deserve free shit, union bosses (knee-capping commies), useful idiots that bought into 40 years of Soviet propaganda, public union dolts that got the golden ticket and know shiit about real America, and 10 million that vote illegally. (off the cuff synopsis)

Repubs like EE are devoted to some arogant cult of GOPe globalist dystopian dreams, which is not founded in reality or substance. They live off their own ego, not real world cultural interactions or "tribal" realities. They SUCK.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 12, 2018 08:23 PM (bT8Z4)

235 228
Saw a guy today take a shit and walk out of the can. WTF man.
Posted by: Minnfidel

Did he make a pizza?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2018 08:22 PM (IqV8l)

I am hoping he left a shit.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 08:23 PM (nBr1j)

236 In other news I just underwent my first Sacrament Of Reconciliation.

Articles like this are risking me having to do a do-over.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 08:20 PM (6FqZa)
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Awesome! Didn't it feel great walking out of there? Like the weight of the world lifting off your shoulders.

Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2018 08:23 PM (oMtOd)

237 What? The GOP has nothing but contempt for us?! Surely you jest!

Posted by: T at April 12, 2018 08:24 PM (MmeCn)

238 First, Forrest Gump was a successful character: huge shrimp business, Olympic athlete, and spurred a literal cross-country running fad.


Also on a National Champion Crimson Tide team.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2018 08:24 PM (QQ+il)

239
congrats boulder t.

You still have to take showers though.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 12, 2018 08:24 PM (r+sAi)

240 Just got here and read the post. I think it is made-up, half- baked bullshit from a nevertrumper.
Posted by: Soona
----------

I heard Mitt Romney hasn't paid taxes in four years!

Posted by: Hairy Reid at April 12, 2018 08:24 PM (nBBdT)

241 Where would this hypothetical congressman have developed his illusion of superiority?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 08:25 PM (nBr1j)

242 Erick Erickson always demands to speak with the manager.

Posted by: Ignatz D. Mouse at April 12, 2018 08:25 PM (nvc/3)

243 I think a 200 year marriage deserves more time. If we can get through a civil war, surely we can find a way through this.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 08:19 PM (130AC)


Nah ... times up. The marriage IS the problem.

No fucking way we should make common-cause with Progressives. Country is too big and too Balkanized to live under one flag.

I can live without living in a super-power.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 08:25 PM (TKTX5)

244 Just got here and read the post. I think it is made-up, half- baked bullshit from a nevertrumper. The leftists and elitists are pulling out all the stops just short of starting the shooting.
Posted by: Soona at April 12, 2018 08:19 PM (CNIlq)

Exactly

Posted by: LASue at April 12, 2018 08:25 PM (Z48ZB)

245 Hey! Congrats! You can now call it "confession." Weird and oddly liberating, huh?


Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 08:22 PM (CAKgV)

Yep, until I swear under my breath at some guy in the church parking lot on my way out.
*parks car and walks back in*"bless me father for I have......"

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 08:25 PM (o7tuA)

246 227 151 I'm sorry I spoiled your cuck party.
Posted by: Forrest Gump at April 12, 2018 08:07 PM (djCea)



Forrest Trump


Hysterical

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 08:25 PM (CAKgV)

247 boulder t'hobo, Congratulations. I hope this brings you all G-D's blessings.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2018 08:25 PM (+RI5t)

248 bluebell : a little bit. he had me read a commentary on the fourth chapter of Hebrews for penance. Making me read something on Biblical literature is kind of like exiling Br'er Fox to the briar patch

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 08:25 PM (6FqZa)

249 Wait - not a Whole Foods?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 08:22 PM (SpOII)
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Probably the " social Safeway" in D.C.

Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2018 08:25 PM (oMtOd)

250 >>I'm a tad dubious of any article written by that fat fuck Erick Erickson using anonymous sources.




I'm sure this GOPe friend is as legitimate as T-Bone and Obama's composite girlfriend

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 08:26 PM (W+vEI)

251 "It's like Forrest Gump won the presidency, but an evil, really f*cking stupid Forrest Gump.

Trump's stupid.

From the change stuck behind his couch cushions, he can buy and sell the a-hole who said this. He has repeatedly out-maneuvered all of the desperately soi-disant clever politicians of BOTH parties.

But he's stupid. A minor government functionary - one of 535 - is oh so clever, and the billionaire who leap-frogged over all of these jumped-up county dogcatchers is stupid.

OK. Got it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 08:26 PM (SpOII)

252 207 gumdrop,

I suspect it is more like Shakespeare's Othello--Dem voters are Othello, the MSM-DNC are Iago, and general Republican and true independents are Desdemona. The GOPe officeholders are the clowns.

Posted by: whig at April 12, 2018 08:26 PM (ZY9fM)

253 202: exactly, Captain Herb RIP.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 08:26 PM (PUmDY)

254 You still have to take showers though.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 12, 2018 08:24 PM (r+sAi)

Damn you Guy.

*wipes screen*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 08:26 PM (o7tuA)

255 What? The GOP has nothing but contempt for us?! Surely you jest!
Posted by: T at April 12, 2018 08:24 PM

I know, good thing I was sitting down when I read it. Yet, Trump is at 50% approval, better than Barky. Instead of rallying around that, the reps are going to throw Trump and the rest of us overboard because David Frum doesn't like him. Oh and Erickson is persona non-grata to me, fuck that guy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2018 08:26 PM (L3YlV)

256 Is this guy's name actually Fat Fuck Erick Erickson?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 08:26 PM (nBr1j)

257 Just fire Muller already, damn it!
He's wasting tax money, oversteps jurisdictions like a game of hopscotch, and is has not made a CONNECTION between kid, adult, businessman, candidate, President-Elect, or President Donald Trump!

Trump has every right to do so, and if Congress impeaches and removes him from Office, they will be subverting the Constitution. Period.

Posted by: Delaforce and his drilled finger (yes, I really did) at April 12, 2018 08:27 PM (eVIA2)

258 39
Eric Erickson was thrown out of the local Safeway for arranging the cucumbers in naughty positions.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 07:49 PM (oVJmc)

This is why I come here.

Posted by: WeBoned! at April 12, 2018 08:27 PM (EfEQe)

259 Do you think they would allow a peaceful "national divorce"? Do you think they would divvy up the strategic weapons, one for me, one for you?

TINVOWOOT. The only way we get out of this thing is by spilling blood, I am afraid.

Posted by: Monty James at April 12, 2018 08:27 PM (gKOMX)

260 I just hope we have enough lamp posts. I'm beginning to think we may have Lamp Post Gap.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 08:27 PM (SpOII)

261 bluebell : a little bit. he had me read a commentary on the fourth chapter of Hebrews for penance. Making me read something on Biblical literature is kind of like exiling Br'er Fox to the briar patch
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 08:25 PM (6FqZa)
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I think that's great. Made you feel like you were really at home, I should think.



Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2018 08:27 PM (oMtOd)

262 Eric Erickson was thrown out of the local Safeway for arranging the cucumbers in naughty positions.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 07:49 PM (oVJmc)


And Safeway is still looking for one of them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 08:27 PM (SpOII)

263 What? The GOP has nothing but contempt for us?! Surely you jest!
Posted by: T at April 12, 2018 08:24 PM (MmeCn)

At least the Ds pretend to give a half-hearted reach-around.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 12, 2018 08:27 PM (Eu5eZ)

264 I'm sorry I spoiled your cuck party.
Posted by: Forrest Gump at April 12, 2018 08:07 PM (djCea)


Forrest Trump

Winner! LOL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2018 08:28 PM (L3YlV)

265
Yep, until I swear under my breath at some guy in the church parking lot on my way out.
*parks car and walks back in*"bless me father for I have......"

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 08:25 PM (o7tuA)

Meh. That's venial, not a thing. I've even had my throat blessed because I can't stop using obscene language. However, I do try to stick to obscene instead of profane. Saying "bad words" isn't something to worry about unless you "give scandal" to children. Being "scrupulous" however, is a real sin.

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 08:28 PM (CAKgV)

266 "It's like Forrest Gump won the presidency, but an evil, really f*cking stupid Forrest Gump."
________

I like the "Forrest Gump" part. The "evil" part and the "stupid" part and the f-word are so 2000. But the bit about Forrest Gump keeps the insult fresh.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 12, 2018 08:28 PM (donMa)

267 Is this guy's name actually Fat Fuck Erick Erickson?

Not saying that, but Erick's name at the local buffet eateries is The Tax Writeoff

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 08:28 PM (6FqZa)

268 In every life there is one last mistake. If the GOPe wants their's to be impeaching Trump, so be it.

Posted by: An Observation at April 12, 2018 08:28 PM (MPRCt)

269 I just hope we have enough lamp posts. I'm beginning to think we may have Lamp Post Gap.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 08:27 PM (SpOII)


Time to rethink the buried cable thing!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 12, 2018 08:28 PM (n9EOP)

270 This is why I come here.
Posted by: WeBoned! at April 12, 2018 08:27 PM (EfEQe)
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Mr. Peebles never disappoints.

Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2018 08:28 PM (oMtOd)

271 Like the guy
serving your food who is also handling money at the same time. Or using
the ketchup bottle and then eating fries with the same hands. The
ketchup bottles are nasty. Maybe it's because I see how effing gross
people are. Saw a guy today take a shit and walk out of the can. WTF
man.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April




lots of small restaurants in nyc are in older buildings with plumbing issues so when you go into the restroom there is a sign that says "please do not flush toilet paper" right above a small trash can with a lid.

usually means right after reading the sign you turn right around and walk out the door.

not only found in dive restaurants and not a guarantee of getting a failing grade from the inspector.

personally I would prefer they simply lock the bathroom and not let anyone use it.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 08:28 PM (MTjB1)

272 256 Is this guy's name actually Fat Fuck Erick Erickson?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 08:26 PM (nBr1j)

Yes, he uses Eric Erickson as a nom de plume.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2018 08:29 PM (h3yxu)

273 Maybe I'll just refer to him as FFEE.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 08:29 PM (nBr1j)

274 The Rolling Stones' Havana Moon concert is on Starz, very fine show.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 08:29 PM (PUmDY)

275 What Are Things Erik Erikson Would Say If He Were A Congressman? for $500, Alec.

Posted by: Gem at April 12, 2018 08:29 PM (XoAz8)

276 And now you're shocked that some of your buddies in
your little club will be going home after Nov. Your cure for that?
Double down, moar please side with the enemy, yea, it's going to help. I
mean you might get to sit at the cool kids table for a while. Idiots.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2018 07:57 PM (L3YlV)
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Vote them out of office. Period. Preferably in the primary. But even in the general if it comes to it. I used to think that any Republican is better then a dem. I now realize that is wrong. At least with a dem, you know who your opponent is and can work to replace them in the next election. But having a turncoat who routinely stabs you in the back, betrays your trust, sows dissent, and aides your enemies whenever he doesn't get his way is infinitely more dangerous than any democrat could ever pose.
Not everyone of course. But vote the GOPe bastards out. Even if it means voting for third party and temporarily giving the seat to the dem (If there's no other viable candidate, I'd personally write in Trump). We can always fight for that seat next time, and with an actual conservative candidate.

The only good thing I see is that, despite all of the deep state shenanigans going on to overtuen our votes, we actually ARE winning. And that's important to remember. John Boehner is out. Paul Ryan is out. Eric Cantor is out. The GOPe candidates were resoundingly rejected in the primary. Even with all of this mueller inquisition shit. It's only happening because they're losing power and are getting desperate.
Trump is draining the Swamp. He's dissembling the establishment's power structure that they've built up to enrich themselves. And their desperate actions are proof that we are winning.

Posted by: JC at April 12, 2018 08:29 PM (mJXUS)

277 243 I think a 200 year marriage deserves more time. If we can get through a civil war, surely we can find a way through this.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 08:19 PM (130AC)

Nah ... times up. The marriage IS the problem.

No fucking way we should make common-cause with Progressives. Country is too big and too Balkanized to live under one flag.

I can live without living in a super-power.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 08:25 PM (TKTX5)


Okay, this is better. That Black Swan moment we had scared me. I agreed with you on something yesterday too, maybe twice. So we pretty much hit our quota for the month.

What I'm saying is, we disagree on this. So natural order has returned. Don't taze me.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 08:29 PM (130AC)

278 Is this guy's name actually Fat Fuck Erick Erickson?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018

I think Fat Fuck is his middle name, or it's hyphenated.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2018 08:29 PM (L3YlV)

279 Is he related to Whoa Fat?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 08:30 PM (nBr1j)

280 First, Forrest Gump was a successful character: huge shrimp business, Olympic athlete, and spurred a literal cross-country running fad.


Also on a National Champion Crimson Tide team.
Posted by: Grump928
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He carried wounded buddies out of bush, had a CIB, Unit Arcom, etc.


He also conducted a beat-down on someone engaged in dishonorable behavior.

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2018 08:30 PM (c/EDo)

281 "In every life there is one last mistake. If the GOPe wants their's to be impeaching Trump, so be it."

Hey yall hold my beer and watch this!

Posted by: The GOP at April 12, 2018 08:30 PM (UdKB7)

282 Nah ... times up. The marriage IS the problem.

No fucking way we should make common-cause with Progressives. Country is too big and too Balkanized to live under one flag.

I can live without living in a super-power.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April




who says you will have the option?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 08:30 PM (MTjB1)

283 Made up story or maybe Erickson is delusional like the Fight Club guy. He had this conversation with his other personality.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2018 08:31 PM (s9DTK)

284 Holy sh!+ I just saw the captain stubing joke below. That is comedy gold!!!! Somebody Photoshop Kristol's face on stubing's head Please!

Posted by: Simplemind at April 12, 2018 08:31 PM (ZuGkg)

285 Where would this hypothetical congressman have developed his illusion of superiority?

Same place Cenk Uygur gets his; Dunning-Kruger false confidence.

Posted by: An Observation at April 12, 2018 08:31 PM (MPRCt)

286 What I'm saying is, we disagree on this. So natural order has returned. Don't taze me.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 08:29 PM (130AC)


Never would taze ya'. Unless ... you know ... thats your thing.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 08:31 PM (TKTX5)

287

Star Wars is on. It's the Boolean Web episode when Kirk turns into a half-transparent phantom in a beekeeper's suit.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2018 08:31 PM (W1tES)

288 Posted by: JC at April 12, 2018 08:29 PM

I can't disagree. Well put.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2018 08:31 PM (L3YlV)

289 248 bluebell : a little bit. he had me read a commentary on the fourth chapter of Hebrews for penance. Making me read something on Biblical literature is kind of like exiling Br'er Fox to the briar patch
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 08:25 PM (6FqZa)

I had to quit going to my own parish because they kept giving me laughable penances. Either nothing or 'do 3 nice things for your husband' who I assume they felt like was doing the Lord's work keeping me in some sort of line.

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 08:32 PM (CAKgV)

290 Nah ... times up. The marriage IS the problem.

No fucking way we should make common-cause with Progressives. Country is too big and too Balkanized to live under one flag.

I can live without living in a super-power.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 08:25 PM (TKTX5)


Not me. Why let the Reds get their fondest wish, i.e., gelding the best country in human history?

I propose splitting the country in half.

We get the half above ground.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 08:32 PM (SpOII)

291
Never would taze ya'. Unless ... you know ... thats your thing.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 08:31 PM (TKTX5)

Now that I know what Chaturbate is, I expect that's a thing.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 08:32 PM (nBr1j)

292 later all, heading to the store for winter storm supplies. (yes I mean bourbon)

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2018 08:32 PM (L3YlV)

293 Where would this hypothetical congressman have developed his illusion of superiority?

One of the joys of academia is destroying the egos of people like this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 08:33 PM (SpOII)

294

Yes, we need to follow the wise, wisdom of the cuck wing of the party that brought us McVain and Romney. That pretends to be opposition but are in on the deal like the Scottish Lairds in Braveheart. So lead on Kristol, Ericson, Steve Schmidt etc. The only thing standing between you and victory is your inevitable defeat

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2018 08:34 PM (SiINZ)

295 First, Forrest Gump was a successful character: huge shrimp business,
Olympic athlete, and spurred a literal cross-country running fad.


Running back for Alabama. Congressional Medal of Honor recipient.

Posted by: An Observation at April 12, 2018 08:34 PM (MPRCt)

296
Now that I know what Chaturbate is, I expect that's a thing.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 08:32 PM (nBr1j)


What the hell is chaturbate? Please tell me its not what I'm guessing it is?

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2018 08:34 PM (h3yxu)

297 Meh. That's venial, not a thing. I've even had my
throat blessed because I can't stop using obscene language. However, I
do try to stick to obscene instead of profane. Saying "bad words" isn't
something to worry about unless you "give scandal" to children. Being
"scrupulous" however, is a real sin.


Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 08:28 PM (CAKgV)

I know its venial, but I figure I get extra points because its in the church parking lot. Context. Wait being 'scrupulous' is a sin? so fasting for 3 hours which used to be the line, instead of one hour is a sin? Forget it, I'm toast.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 08:34 PM (o7tuA)

298 Paul Ryan.

Good riddance.



Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 12, 2018 08:34 PM (EoRCO)

299 Whomever this is can eat a dick up until he hic-up

Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay Woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding memeber/too sweet at April 12, 2018 08:34 PM (IYHxL)

300 >>He carried wounded buddies out of bush, had a CIB, Unit Arcom, etc.
He also conducted a beat-down on someone engaged in dishonorable behavior.


Exactly. It's funny that this person/composite RINO chose this character because Forrest got stuff done. Meanwhile Jenny aimlessly followed every fad, giving in to the urge of the moment, and only accomplished one thing: she didn't abort her kid. If Trump is Forrest, who are you, Mr. Safeway GOP Douche?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 08:34 PM (W+vEI)

301 "Social" (Georgetown, though it's a bit north) Safeway and the first Whole Foods in the region are a short walk apart on Wisconsin Avenue. My old 'hood. Right across from the Safeway is the "Murder Starbucks", where two young people were senselessly killed back in the late 90s. Store was remodeled, and profits from it go to a victim's foundation.


All or part of the foregoing may have changed.


Great fun was back in the day, when the Soviet embassy personnel (low-level) shopped at that Safeway. Guys standing, staring at all their choices. Probably some language issues, plus guys, not their wives. But - mostly cuz Soviets, never really adjusting to the abundance of the failing capitalist system.


And not many years later, I myself started to be overwhelmed by the choices at a good grocery stores.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2018 08:34 PM (QDnY+)

302 who says you will have the option?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 08:30 PM (MTjB1)


We always got options. Sometimes they all suck - but we got options.

Cheer up, man. Keep this shit up, and I'll just hand you the leadership of the Legion of Gloom.

You make me look like an optimist. And I hate that shit.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 08:35 PM (TKTX5)

303 What the hell is chaturbate? Please tell me its not what I'm guessing it is?
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2018 08:34 PM (h3yxu)

Well the word is a combination of two words--first word is chat.
It's an actual website.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 08:35 PM (nBr1j)

304 Wait - not a Whole Foods?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
----------

They're having a cheese problem just now.

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2018 08:35 PM (c/EDo)

305 boulder t'hobo

Well, at least the priest did not bellow " You did What???!".

So you have that going for you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 12, 2018 08:35 PM (hyuyC)

306 What the hell is chaturbate? Please tell me its not what I'm guessing it is?
Posted by: CaliGirl at April



1, don't pretend you don't know?

2, where the hell have you been? even I was worried you might not be well.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 08:35 PM (MTjB1)

307 Made up story or maybe Erickson is delusional like the Fight Club guy. He had this conversation with his other personality.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

The first rule of Sissy Slap Club is that you don't talk about Sissy Slap Club.

Posted by: Erick Erickson at April 12, 2018 08:35 PM (9Hjhc)

308 I particularly like the way EE's imaginary friend is "one of Trump's defenders." Gives the story extra panache.

Kind of like the old "I'm a lifelong, Christian republican, but" schtick but in the third person.

Posted by: Margarita, voyaging to the edge of crisp at April 12, 2018 08:35 PM (0jtPF)

309 EE, Fat fuck the cuck

Posted by: willy at April 12, 2018 08:35 PM (puf6g)

310 I propose splitting the country in half.

We get the half above ground."

Agreed - I don't want to die for my vision of this country.

I want to make progressives die for their vision of this country.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 12, 2018 08:35 PM (V2Yro)

311 Forrest Gump also made LBJ look at his ass. That's a strong point in his favor!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- a Shrub is a guy who can't get no vote from me. at April 12, 2018 08:36 PM (wSC8T)

312 We always got options. Sometimes they all suck - but we got options.

Cheer up, man. Keep this shit up, and I'll just hand you the leadership of the Legion of Gloom.

You make me look like an optimist. And I hate that shit.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April




lol. you are doing great. prefer to avoid any additional responsibility at all costs.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 08:36 PM (MTjB1)

313 Well the word is a combination of two words--first word is chat.
It's an actual website.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 08:35 PM (nBr1j)

The things I learn here. I knew not to search that term.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2018 08:36 PM (h3yxu)

314 Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2018 08:30 PM (c/EDo)

Reminds me of the David Spade character on Rules of Engagement. When they call him a name he turns it around on them and owns it.

"You look like a guy Kyra Sedgwick '

Spade: ' Emmy winning actress. One degree of Kevin Bacon. I'll take it'

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2018 08:36 PM (s9DTK)

315 As soon as someone can tell me how to reach 600,000 voters, I will be all about the primary deal.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 12, 2018 08:36 PM (+RI5t)

316 >>Right across from the Safeway is the "Murder Starbucks", where two young people were senselessly killed back in the late 90s. Store was remodeled, and profits from it go to a victim's foundation.


Three people. Worked with the parent of one of them.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 08:36 PM (W+vEI)

317 "If Trump is Forrest, who are you, Mr. Safeway GOP Douche?!?"
Posted by: Lizzy

Lieutenant Dan?

Lieutenant Dan, I got some ice cream for ya.

Posted by: Delaforce and his drilled finger (yes, I really did) at April 12, 2018 08:36 PM (eVIA2)

318 What is it about Trump they don't like? Other than that he isn't keen on illegal immigration? He doesn't talk in complete sentences? Is that it?

Get over yourselves.

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 08:36 PM (CAKgV)

319 im still having a problem seeing the downside to having a evil Forrest Gump as POTUS.

Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 08:37 PM (CVs5m)

320 Not me. Why let the Reds get their fondest wish, i.e., gelding the best country in human history?

I propose splitting the country in half. We get the half above ground.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 08:32 PM (SpOII)


I'm nothing if not reasonable.

OK ... Jay's plan it is.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 08:37 PM (TKTX5)

321 I propose splitting the country in half.

We get the half above ground.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


I have a better proposal:

I propose splitting the country in half.

We get the half below the stratosphere.

Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 08:37 PM (42M22)

322 "If Trump is Forrest, who are you, Mr. Safeway GOP Douche?!?"

Posted by: Lizzy



Jenny's father, obviously.

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 08:38 PM (CAKgV)

323 317 "If Trump is Forrest, who are you, Mr. Safeway GOP Douche?!?"
Posted by: Lizzy

He's the pimply teenager who's not allowed to talk to actual customers yet.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 08:38 PM (nBr1j)

324 I had to quit going to my own parish because they
kept giving me laughable penances. Either nothing or 'do 3 nice things
for your husband' who I assume they felt like was doing the Lord's work
keeping me in some sort of line.


Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 08:32 PM (CAKgV)

Wait...Isnt that being I had to quit going to my own parish because they
kept giving me laughable penances. Either nothing or 'do 3 nice things
for your husband' who I assume they felt like was doing the Lord's work
keeping me in some sort of line.


Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 08:32 PM (CAKgV)
Wait, isn't that being 'scrupulous' dagney? Thinking you should have a worse penance than you received. Like thinking a venial sin is a mortal sin? As i understand it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 08:38 PM (o7tuA)

325 Rhomboid, you must remember the days when the Soviets' dip tags started with FC.



Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2018 08:38 PM (oMtOd)

326 Paul Ryan.

He is retiring to spend more time with his chilluns just like Moe Scarhead did.

Before he left wife number 1 for wife number 2 for wife number 3 while pretending to practice law and now pretending to have a TV news show.

Scumbags.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 12, 2018 08:38 PM (EoRCO)

327
I propose splitting the country in half.

We get the half above ground.



Intrigued.

Newsletter.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 08:38 PM (GdWl+)

328 And not many years later, I myself started to be overwhelmed by the choices at a good grocery stores.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2018 08:34 PM (QDnY+)


Right? I feel that way walking into Costco. But I have never liked shopping. Not even as a teenager.

There is a book called "Paradox of Choice", iirc, that talks a lot about being overwhelmed by so many choices.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 08:38 PM (130AC)

329 290---I propose splitting the country in half.

We get the half above ground.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 08:32 PM (SpOII)
---------------------------
I like that idea!

That's the way I split cupcakes with Mr.DeV!
Well, sort of.

Posted by: Margarita, voyaging to the edge of crisp at April 12, 2018 08:38 PM (0jtPF)

330 Erick Erickson. Nuff said.

Posted by: Hammer Dog at April 12, 2018 08:38 PM (ia/xY)

331 And not many years later, I myself started to be overwhelmed by the choices at a good grocery stores.
Posted by: rhomboid
----------

The local grocery suits our needs just fine. Every now and then I walk into one of the larger stores and feel lost. Happened the other day at my first visit to Wal-Mart too. Acres of 'stuff'.

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2018 08:39 PM (ZpfqO)

332 Trump won by promising to do what real America wanted, promising to stop the DC (drug dealing, human trafficking, mob serving, treasonous, etc.) cartel.

Those in the NY/DC syndicate, the Cocktail Party, thought they had their globalist cartel in charge. NWO would be awesome, or maybe not, cuz the real insiders KNEW it was a full on sellout to the Elite Mobsters of ruthless mobsters.

Does EE know how corrupt his buddies are, or is he in a cult and doesn't care? Useful idiot, or full blown sell out to Evil? Doesn't matter -- they all have to go down hard. You are with justice and righteousness .. or you are against us. Choose this day whom you will serve.

(or as Bruce Willis would say, "welcome to the party, pal") if you are only now realizing how much of DC is organized globalist crime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD94dVu8lqQ

Posted by: illiniwek at April 12, 2018 08:39 PM (bT8Z4)

333 260 I just hope we have enough lamp posts. I'm beginning to think we may have Lamp Post Gap.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 08:27 PM (SpOII)


There are plenty of lampposts. We just need to use them.

Posted by: rickl at April 12, 2018 08:39 PM (sdi6R)

334 OK ... Jay's plan it is.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 08:37 PM (TKTX5)

hey Scogg, when you coming home? have some octopus for me.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 08:39 PM (o7tuA)

335 I was wandering the aisles of my local Safeway with Abdul, my cabdriver in Bangladesh . . .

Posted by: The Start of Thomas Friedman's Next Column at April 12, 2018 08:39 PM (2Omzf)

336 None of this surprises me. I like to use the caddy shack example. That judge with the stick in his ass, judge Smails, THATS the GOPe.


Rodney Dangerfield's character, Al Czervik.... thats us.


The repubs were always a country club cork sniffing pretentious bunch. Not evil, just hell bent on decorum, and station, and upper crust shit. My long haired, jeans, T shirt, and leather jacket wearing silly ass has been dealing with them my whole frigging life. To them I'm the poster child for black sheep. Generally, I always thought they were asshole. I only vote for repubs because the left is evil incarnate, completely anti American, and THEIR elites are satan's spawn.


Look how judge smails looked at Al Czervik. Thats how the GOPe looked at the tea party, us, and trump voters in general. We pissed on their country club floor. It don't matter what we bring to the table, we'll always be looked at as the ruffians. Trump lives way upper class, but he speaks like we do, and as an American. Trump broke the rules of the cork sniffers, he didn't wait his turn. He also kicked open the country club doors and let the public in, as in trying to give the country back to the people. In the end he pissed off the country club, and those pretentious shit stains don't like it

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 12, 2018 08:40 PM (aMlLZ)

337 I don't see a political solution short a national divorce.

The Pinochet Solution is a solution. A solution proven effective by history at restoring functional democracy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 12, 2018 08:40 PM (EZebt)

338 The NeverTrumpers are coming out with a new book:

How to Win Fiends and Infuriate (Real) People

Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 08:40 PM (42M22)

339 There is a book called "Paradox of Choice", iirc, that talks a lot about being overwhelmed by so many choices.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 08:38 PM (130AC)

come visit, good time !

Posted by: North Korea Tourism Association at April 12, 2018 08:40 PM (bUjCl)

340 Damn i am screwing up every comment. i'm just gonna watch.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 08:40 PM (o7tuA)

341 Reading, and reading, thinking 'oh, gees--this is going to be a great post!' Then it stopped. Just stopped. Then I realized it wasn't be Ace. I got cucked.

Posted by: Browndog at April 12, 2018 08:40 PM (hOxXP)

342 well he also said i had to delete all the pr0n i illegally downloaded

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 08:40 PM (6FqZa)

343 184 Sorry, germs abound, and the only way you get a better immune system is by exposing yourself. NOT THAT WAY!! I meant to germs.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2018 08:14 PM (7UW64)


Post childhood, not so much. I'm a bit of a germaphobe and, unlike the vast majority of my co-workers, I actually made it through this cold/flu season unscathed.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 12, 2018 08:40 PM (NL6wI)

344 Why can't our Republic have it both ways -- split up and have a civil war?

Just divide the country up with blue areas and yellow areas like they did on that episode of Star Trek.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 12, 2018 08:40 PM (donMa)

345 Erick Erickson revealed this Reps. family lived in Dubai till 1990. How is this guy not going to be discovered... if it's even true.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2018 08:41 PM (PvFoN)

346
BTW, from the Cuck Kristol thread below it was nice to see some ace commenters insulting that worthless twat Kristol.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2018 08:41 PM (SiINZ)

347 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 12, 2018 08:40 PM (aMlLZ)

Well said.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 12, 2018 08:41 PM (2DYau)

348 gum drop, my reasoning is i'd prefer divorce to a civil war, by far.

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 08:41 PM (eaoOY)

349 well he also said i had to delete all the pr0n i illegally downloaded
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April




but you could keep the stuff you paid for?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 08:41 PM (MTjB1)

350 >>>If Trump is Forrest, who are you, Mr. Safeway GOP Douche?!?

The school administrator who fucked my momma. I been looking for you.

Posted by: Forrest Gump at April 12, 2018 08:41 PM (djCea)

351
btw, notice how that Secret House Sex Scandal Payoff Fund simply vanished from the Fake News cycle??



Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2018 08:41 PM (W1tES)

352 Why would Erick Erickson do a false flag op?

Hey errbody the GOP is just as useless as you thought they were!

Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2018 08:41 PM (jHrzU)

353 hey Scogg, when you coming home? have some octopus for me.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 08:39 PM (o7tuA)


Friday morning here. Fly out Saturday morning.

I intend on getting highervthan a giraffe's pussy tonite. My posts should be epic.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 08:41 PM (TKTX5)

354 You make me look like an optimist. And I hate that shit.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 08:35 PM (TKTX5)


Great line from a shrink friend of my sister:

"There's always a solution to any problem...


but sometimes, you really may not like the solution!"

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 12, 2018 08:42 PM (n9EOP)

355 Great fun was back in the day, when the Soviet embassy personnel (low-level) shopped at that Safeway. Guys standing, staring at all their choices. Probably some language issues, plus guys, not their wives. But - mostly cuz Soviets, never really adjusting to the abundance of the failing capitalist system.

When I first returned to the US from many years in Europe, I was staggered by the choice in an American supermarket. We were used to four choices of spaghetti sauce. Now we had 72 choices (I counted 'em!). It was overwhelming.

When I hired a researcher from Russia in my department, I asked him about this. He said the first time he and his wife entered an American supermarket they were so overwhelmed by the choices that they left without buying anything.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 08:42 PM (SpOII)

356 Yes, but was Erick's congresschimp confidante comfortable ordering artisan sandwiches?

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 12, 2018 08:42 PM (H5knJ)

357 "We always got options. Sometimes they all suck - but we got options"

Behold the power of positive thinking!

Posted by: f'd at April 12, 2018 08:42 PM (UdKB7)

358 Friday morning here. Fly out Saturday morning.



I intend on getting highervthan a giraffe's pussy tonite. My posts should be epic.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 08:41 PM (TKTX5)

LOL! Well if I can't sleep I'll tune in an egg you on.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 08:42 PM (o7tuA)

359 "It is only to be offered, pursued and defended if it is politically advantageous to their own fortunes."

No - it is only to be offered and pursued if there is NO WAY it will happen.

Let's say I have issue X. issue X gets people riled up, it gets them to vote and turn out at the polls. All I have to do is say, if I'm elected, I will solve issue X.

Then I get into office. Do I want to solve issue X? because then, well, how will I get re-elected? What new issue X can I use? It is hard to find a good issue X. there are only so many.

Better yet is to have a prolonged and bloody fight over issue X. To come this close to solving it, then don't. Then I can go back and say "I am your warrior on issue X!"

And weirdly, you find in Washington, that the other side ALSO wants to prolong the argument over issue X indefinitely. Because they have the same drivers. Which works out great because both parties, have a tremendous incentive to do just enough to almost get their way, but not enough the issue is ever resolved.

Along comes Trump. he doesn't get the game - he gives exactly zero fucks if he is re-elected. he doesn't even have a salary. He plans on solving issue X once and for all. Suddenly everyone hates him - what the fuck, we need issue X! What are we supposed to do without it?

It is a lot like street naming - notice how politicians love renaming shit - bills, laws, roads, whatever, after people? Because it is also issue X - an issue that doesn't matter, but everyone gets a pat on the back for.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at April 12, 2018 08:42 PM (fftfA)

360 Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2018 08:41 PM (W1tES)

Funny how that works!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 12, 2018 08:43 PM (n9EOP)

361 There is a new scandal brewing - TRUMP'S SECRET LOVECHILD !111!!!1!1

Posted by: runner at April 12, 2018 08:43 PM (bUjCl)

362
To refresh your mammaries, it was revealed that House members were using Taxpayer Money to Payoff the victims of their sexual affairs and misconduct.

Does this still occur?? Of fucking course it does!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2018 08:43 PM (W1tES)

363 Fcuk these "Republicans" in particular.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2018 08:43 PM (PB/yJ)

364 Ok, I am just throwing this out here: Are we sure this actually happened? I am not saying I doubt that some of the congress critters think this way. It is just that Erik Erickson seems more than a few fries short of a happy meal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson's Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 08:43 PM (aYCy9)

365 Well, bthobo, you know that's the best thing for you anyway.

Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2018 08:43 PM (oMtOd)

366 It's like they'd rather lose.

Posted by: Iblis at April 12, 2018 08:43 PM (GQH1D)

367 Did he chose Safeway because they are the only supermarket with a gloryhole?

Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 08:43 PM (TGrKk)

368 Star Wars is on. It's the Boolean Web episode when Kirk turns into a half-transparent phantom in a beekeeper's suit.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2018 08:31 PM (W1tES)

How dare you. You're obviously a Tholian shill.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 12, 2018 08:43 PM (EZebt)

369 340 Damn i am screwing up every comment. i'm just gonna watch.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 08:40 PM (o7tuA)


Kinky ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 08:43 PM (TKTX5)

370 New self-help book from the NeverTrumpers:

I'm OK, You're an Ignorant Hillbilly

Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 08:44 PM (42M22)

371 "We get the half above ground"

Nuh uh you ain't sending em down here.

Posted by: The Mole People at April 12, 2018 08:44 PM (UdKB7)

372 The first rule of Sissy Slap Club is that you don't talk about Sissy Slap Club.


lol
I loved those scenes in Bridget Jones where men would fight. They were so hilarious. It's also how I envision many internet fights. Sissy Slap Club is perfect.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 08:44 PM (130AC)

373

Agreed, Bers-Drag.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 08:44 PM (GdWl+)

374 damn it, why couldn't I have been his love child!

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 08:44 PM (eaoOY)

375
Star Wars is on. It's the Boolean Web episode when Kirk turns into a half-transparent phantom in a beekeeper's suit.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2018 08:31 PM



Is that the one where he drifts down the aisles of a Safeway on Thalos IV, telling a stock boy how badly he wants that "motherf*cker" Finnegan kicked out of Star Fleet? Meanwhile, Mr. Spock keeps circling the Enterprise outside around the Safeway lot looking for a primo spot to park?

Posted by: Hands at April 12, 2018 08:45 PM (EzdLW)

376 368 Star Wars is on. It's the Boolean Web episode when Kirk turns into a half-transparent phantom in a beekeeper's suit.
Posted by: Soothsayer


True Trekkies all just committed sadz-suicide at your comment.

Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 08:45 PM (42M22)

377 The Pinochet Solution is a solution. A solution proven effective by history at restoring functional democracy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Also, commie pitching is a great full-body workout. Physical removal and Gainz at the same time.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 12, 2018 08:46 PM (9Hjhc)

378

Is that the one where he drifts down the aisles of a Safeway on Thalos IV, telling a stock boy how badly he wants that "motherf*cker" Finnegan kicked out of Star Fleet? Meanwhile, Mr. Spock keeps circling the Enterprise outside around the Safeway lot looking for a primo spot to park?


You've seen it, then.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2018 08:46 PM (W1tES)

379 damn it, why couldn't I have been his love child!
Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 08:44 PM (eaoOY)

dude ! if it wasn't for the very accurate DNA test....DAD !!! can I call you dad ?

Posted by: runner at April 12, 2018 08:46 PM (bUjCl)

380 I've always wondered about the term love child. Does that mean children born of a married couple aren't love children?
Boner child does sound kind of crude.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 08:46 PM (nBr1j)

381 Wait, isn't that being 'scrupulous' dagney? Thinking you should have a worse penance than you received. Like thinking a venial sin is a mortal sin? As i understand it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 08:38 PM (o7tuA)
Nah. Scrupulous is more like thinking you're sinning all the time when you're just living your vocation. I love my priest friends but felt like they were giving me too much leeway. I didn't think the sacrament was invalid, or that I deserved more penance, just that fresh ears might be more objective. That said, in persona Christi what they gave me was of course, fine. Mostly, I fine the confessional with my friends too intimate for run of the mill sins, although it would be important to feel that for a good confession for big stuff.

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 08:46 PM (CAKgV)

382 We give them zero of America. They have the option to leave on their own or we march them down the trail of tears of woe into Mexico.

Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 08:46 PM (CVs5m)

383 You want to know why the GOPe can't support Trump?

DC is basically the WWE. Performers putting on fake fights with scripted outcomes. Except for the minor fact that their "matches" have very real effects on all of us.

Trump is basically a Conor McGregor strolling in, unscripted, and throat-punching the "champion" for reals and taking the title belt from him.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- a Shrub is a guy who can't get no vote from me. at April 12, 2018 08:46 PM (wSC8T)

384 The NeverTrumpers are coming out with a new book:

How to Win Fiends and Infuriate (Real) People
Posted by: zombie


I think Krystol's next book is titled "Steal this cock"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 12, 2018 08:46 PM (LNPd9)

385 runner i know. darn it we missed it by >< that much!

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 08:47 PM (eaoOY)

386
Is that the one where he drifts down the aisles of a Safeway on Thalos IV, telling a stock boy how badly he wants that "motherf*cker" Finnegan kicked out of Star Fleet? Meanwhile, Mr. Spock keeps circling the Enterprise outside around the Safeway lot looking for a primo spot to park?
I hate shopping when The Enterprise is around. Those jerks always transport themselves to the front of the line.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 08:47 PM (nBr1j)

387 Deplorable Jay Guevara - I had a Cuban brother in law (don't ask). One day he pulled me aside and said he was watching tv, and they said they would deliver a pizza to his door for $5.99. he couldn't believe it. His friends assured him it was true. So he ordered a pizza. Sure enough, 30 minutes later, there it was. he couldn't believe it - how is this even possible? he was sure it was some sort of trick, scam.

He ate a hell of a lot of pizza that first year off the boat.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at April 12, 2018 08:48 PM (fftfA)

388 Watch out people because tomorrow is THAT day. The truly vexing question is, will it be bad for the Democrats or for conservatives? It can't be bad for both, so one side must be the one that suffers the most misfortune, unless SMOD, in which case there is total misfortune.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 12, 2018 08:48 PM (/qEW2)

389 they should call their new book, 'the sorest of losers'

or' how to lose several million pals in one vote'

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 08:48 PM (eaoOY)

390 336 None of this surprises me. I like to use the caddy shack example. That judge with the stick in his ass, judge Smails, THATS the GOPe.


Rodney Dangerfield's character, Al Czervik.... thats us.


The repubs were always a country club cork sniffing pretentious bunch. Not evil, just hell bent on decorum, and station, and upper crust shit. My long haired, jeans, T shirt, and leather jacket wearing silly ass has been dealing with them my whole frigging life. To them I'm the poster child for black sheep. Generally, I always thought they were asshole. I only vote for repubs because the left is evil incarnate, completely anti American, and THEIR elites are satan's spawn.


Look how judge smails looked at Al Czervik. Thats how the GOPe looked at the tea party, us, and trump voters in general. We pissed on their country club floor. It don't matter what we bring to the table, we'll always be looked at as the ruffians. Trump lives way upper class, but he speaks like we do, and as an American. Trump broke the rules of the cork sniffers, he didn't wait his turn. He also kicked open the country club doors and let the public in, as in trying to give the country back to the people. In the end he pissed off the country club, and those pretentious shit stains don't like it
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 12, 2018 08:40 PM (aMlLZ)



I got that pretty much as soon as Trump announced his candidacy.

Posted by: rickl at April 12, 2018 08:48 PM (sdi6R)

391 382 We give them zero of America. They have the option to leave on their own or we march them down the trail of tears of woe into Mexico.

Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 08:46 PM (CVs5m)


OK ... OK ... I get it.

Divorce is right out. We're going with Plan B - beat the shit out of them. I get it, people.

Really ... you had me at "Hello".

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 08:49 PM (TKTX5)

392 I sort of wonder just what qualifies somebody from sticking up for the Constitution.

Because I'm fucked up in so many ways that the Horde should hate and tell me to "Go Home to the Commiecrats" for, but thankfully most of you haven't.

I've gone through a lot of rough emotional (and sometimes physical) issues that should make you suspect the living fuck out of me being a troll.

But more than anything, I want to be a good person. I think most of the horde gets that, and that's why I don't get buried too deeply.

I just worry that I'm never going to get stable enough to prove myself.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 08:49 PM (yXU4O)

393 >>...He also kicked open the country club doors and let the public in, as in trying to give the country back to the people. In the end he pissed off the country club, and those pretentious shit stains don't like it


Nailed it

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 08:49 PM (W+vEI)

394 Erik Erickson is projecting. He THNKS that's what they are thinking. Making shit up.


Besides who would trust Erik Erickson not to tell who it was? Bullshit.

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 08:49 PM (CAKgV)

395 There is a new scandal brewing - TRUMP'S SECRET LOVECHILD !111!!!1!1
Posted by: runner at April 12, 2018 08:43 PM (bUjCl)

His poll numbers will rise another 3 points when the dust settles.

Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 08:49 PM (CVs5m)

396 willow, just need to learn how to earn money the honest way - online gambling !

Posted by: runner at April 12, 2018 08:49 PM (bUjCl)

397
Hey yall hold my beer and watch this!
Posted by: The GOP


https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/984543135610101760

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2018 08:49 PM (IqV8l)

398
So Howie Carr uncovered a past skeleton in Mueller's closet. Mueller kept 4 innocent men in jail. For 30 years.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2018 08:50 PM (W1tES)

399 Steve, i might be just light candles do a calgon bath, drink a couple shots of Nyquil
wait for all of you to sort it out.

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 08:50 PM (eaoOY)

400 Nah. Scrupulous is more like thinking you're sinning
all the time when you're just living your vocation. I love my priest
friends but felt like they were giving me too much leeway. I didn't
think the sacrament was invalid, or that I deserved more penance, just
that fresh ears might be more objective. That said, in persona Christi
what they gave me was of course, fine. Mostly, I fine the confessional
with my friends too intimate for run of the mill sins, although it would
be important to feel that for a good confession for big stuff.


Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2018 08:46 PM (CAKgV)

Huh. "Sinning all the time when you're just living your vocation." ya' know ya got me interested in that now. I was just kidding about the cuss words but I'm gonna examine being 'scrupulous'.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 08:50 PM (o7tuA)

401
The cuck's measure for competency is literally "Has candidate already been in elected office?"

Out: Eisenhower, Taft, Hoover, Arthur, Washington, etc.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 12, 2018 08:50 PM (d0Cdg)

402 Hikaru, you don't have to prove yourself to anyone. I for one am glad you're here.

Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2018 08:51 PM (oMtOd)

403 runner haha, or maybe learn to iron men shirts correctly .

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 08:51 PM (eaoOY)

404 Ok later. hitting the pool.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 08:51 PM (o7tuA)

405 399 Steve, i might be just light candles do a calgon bath, drink a couple shots of Nyquil
wait for all of you to sort it out.
Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 08:50 PM (eaoOY)

Be careful you don't form a pentagram with your candles, you might summon Hillary.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 08:51 PM (nBr1j)

406 Northernlurker, there's another name for that... Jones.

You know how someone might say, "I'm jonesin', maaaan," or, "I got the jones, real bad"?

That is what the name actually means. Bastard children were given the surname Jones to signify that their parents couldn't keep it in their pants.

Source: the classic novel Tom Jones, by Henry Fielding.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- a Shrub is a guy who can't get no vote from me. at April 12, 2018 08:51 PM (wSC8T)

407 People used to say Love Child as a euphemism for bastard.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 12, 2018 08:51 PM (H80UQ)

408 >>There is a new scandal brewing - TRUMP'S SECRET LOVECHILD !111!!!1!1



So you're saying he's pro-life?
This will not repel the evangelicals like they think it will. Heh.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 08:51 PM (W+vEI)

409
I see the MFM is creaming itself over Jimmy Drama's soon to be released book. Remember when his testimony was going to destroy Trump and when it was a nothingburger the left went back to hating Jimmy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2018 08:51 PM (SiINZ)

410 Reading, and reading, thinking 'oh, gees--this is going to be a great post!' Then it stopped. Just stopped. Then I realized it wasn't be Ace. I got cucked.

Posted by: Browndog
________

Don't you hate that?

It reminds me (albeit tangentially) of the time when I was much younger and I visited Finland. It was getting late, meaning just before what passes for sunset, when I happened upon two young native ladies in this little town near the beach. It was a quaint little coastal village from what little I remember of it.

What stands out in my memory was how they wore their hair so short. Usually, a young woman's long, flowing hair is a display of sensuality, but their necks were totally visible and totally appealing to my eyes. A gentle summer breeze was blowing in from the Baltic, and the pair approached me in a most friendly manner.

So anyway.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 12, 2018 08:51 PM (donMa)

411 I just worry that I'm never going to get stable enough to prove myself.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 08:49 PM (yXU4O)


Please ... unstable is where I do my very best work.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 08:51 PM (TKTX5)

412
btw, did harvey weinstein ever complete his "sex rehab" therapy?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2018 08:52 PM (W1tES)

413 Funny how every day brings new President Trump revelations but Barack Mugabe had 8 years of crickets.

Hope and change baby. Hope and change.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 12, 2018 08:52 PM (EoRCO)

414 Boner child does sound kind of crude.

"Child of the pack-saddle" was crude. Hence, fils de bast.

They tended to starve to death, or if they were strong enough to survive they ended up doing banditry and/or begging.

George Martin is kind of a prick, and he is very lazy; but he pretty much nailed life in mediaeval Europe.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 08:52 PM (6FqZa)

415 So Howie Carr uncovered a past skeleton in Mueller's closet. Mueller kept 4 innocent men in jail. For 30 years.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2018 08:50 PM (W1tES)


A few days ago Mark Levin did a segment on his radio show about that, and a lot more. Mueller and his #2 are some seriously bad actors.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 12, 2018 08:52 PM (aMlLZ)

416
btw, did those Democrats ever really return harvey weinstein's contribution like they said?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2018 08:52 PM (W1tES)

417 Hey yall hold my beer and watch this!
Posted by: The GOP

https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/984543135610101760

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2018 08:49 PM (IqV8l)

Funny.

Reminds me of my favorite Roadrunner cartoon where Wile Coyote eats a box of ACME earthquake pills.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 12, 2018 08:53 PM (T71PA)

418 Genius with the Caddyshack analogy. That is blog post worthy weapons grade thinking right there.

Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 08:53 PM (CVs5m)

419 Scogg, don't know if you saw my Osaka culinary recommendations the other day.


Fried breaded pork (tonkatsu), and fried breaded lots-of-little-things-on-sticks (kushi katsu) - both Osaka area specialties. No weird seafood or seaweed elements involved. Just great FRIED pork, and stuff (veggies).


Maybe too late, but you should have your local contacts take you to a good place for those. Great with beer, and there's respectable beer in Japan.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2018 08:53 PM (QDnY+)

420 First, someone needs to start a "Lyin' Mitt" Web site. Or for the squeamish, "Flip-flop Mitt".

Second, burn GOP Inc. to the ground, salt the ashes, and start over. Bust an electoral fart on the bitches. Start in the Senate, with Lyin' Mitch and Keating Five McCain.


Posted by: Born Free at April 12, 2018 08:53 PM (y7Mkd)

421
ironing shirts ? why ? is this a new trend ? like beard oil ??

Posted by: runner at April 12, 2018 08:54 PM (bUjCl)

422 Mueller kept 4 innocent men in jail

One more couldn't hurt, I figure

Posted by: Robert Mueller at April 12, 2018 08:54 PM (q29nF)

423 People used to say Love Child as a euphemism for bastard.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 12, 2018 08:51 PM (H80UQ)


The Supremes: Bastard, never meant to be

Bastard, born in poverty

Bastard, never meant to be

Bastard, take a look at me

Doesn't really work in songs either

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2018 08:54 PM (SiINZ)

424 I just worry that I'm never going to get stable enough to prove myself.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 08:49 PM (yXU4O)


Hikaru, you don't have to "prove" yourself to anybody.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 08:54 PM (130AC)

425

At which point he sighs and laments that there were, in his mind, more than a dozen competent choices in 2016.


Either they didn't run or didn't win.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 12, 2018 08:54 PM (d0Cdg)

426 Where are Safeways? I remember them in TX and CA.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 08:54 PM (PUmDY)

427 What all post-2016 politics is about revolves about a single concept:

shunning.

Originally defined as when a village deemed someone an outcast for committing an unforgivable cultural faux pas, such that everyone, without exception, was required to give the outcast the silent treatment, it has now become society-wide where all Trump opponents (whatever their party) are attempting to define all Trump supporters as outcasts. Untouchables.

But there's aYUGE problem with this strategy: Shunning only works when it's the near-unanimous majority shunning a single outcast (or at most a handful).

Shunning can't work when there are enough outcasts to converse among themselves are create their own subculture.

And it REALLY can't work when a MINORITY of the population is trying to shun the MAJORITY.

When that happens -- such as right now in American society -- the entire process becomes utterly comical, since the shunners are unwittingly casting THEMSELVES out of mainstream society. Which is exactly what the NeverTrumpers have done, in all their sophistication and genius.

Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 08:55 PM (42M22)

428 We need term limits. That would end +90% of all corruption in our governments. Full stop.

2 six-year terms for the senate. 4 two-year terms for the house. A limit of 12 years total in congress regardless of chamber or seat.

Long time power corrupts. We have a deep state ruling class of unelected bureaucrats only because powerful politicians have been around in DC long enough to establish them.

Trump should announce his new mission to create term limits for congress. Imagine if he announced that he would only support congressmen who support term limits, and would specifically ask his supporters TO NOT VOTE for any candidate who refused to support them. Regardless of party.

Kind of like how these GOPe assholes told Republicans to not vote for Trump in the general. Except this would be for a noble cause, not some petty vengeance BS.

And yes, I do realize congress will never vote to limit itself. That's why Trump should also continually pressure governors to hold a constitutional convention to enact this policy. Governors are already term limited. What would they care anyway?

Posted by: JC at April 12, 2018 08:55 PM (mJXUS)

429 Presidents are front men for their parties. Their job is to steer the graft toward their party comrades.

Trump isn't a made member of the party. He doesn't owe anybody in the party any favors, nor do they have anything they can hang on him.

He swooped in and grabbed the Presidency all on his own, despite their best efforts to stop him, and is cutting off the graft they are in it for.

Of course they hate him.

Posted by: davidt at April 12, 2018 08:55 PM (djCea)

430
damn it, why couldn't I have been his love child!


He could adopt me.

I've always wanted a designated pilot instead of a designated driver.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 08:55 PM (GdWl+)

431 btw, did harvey weinstein ever complete his "sex rehab" therapy?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 12, 2018 08:52 PM (W1tES)

Ummmmm....no.

Posted by: Potted Aspidistra at April 12, 2018 08:56 PM (EoRCO)

432 Posted by: Dean Wormer at April 12, 2018 08:48 PM (fftfA)

I really enjoyed coming back to the US. The grocery stores were great, things were open seven days a week (not all that common in Europe), the customer - not the employee - was king, people bag your groceries for you,* etc. Never mind some stuff being available 24/7. Forget that in Europe.

* I'll never forget when I first got there. I bought groceries, and the cashier asked me if I wanted bags. I did, so she pointed to a bunch on the floor. "There ya go, champ" was the implicit message. So I bent down, picked up a couple of bags, and bagged my own groceries (no biggie). Then she charged me for the bags.

Welcome to Europe.

Of course, now the People's Republic of California is moving in the same direction.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 08:56 PM (SpOII)

433 I just worry that I'm never going to get stable enough to prove myself.
Posted by: Hikaru at April




that's not how any of this works.




just start where you are.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 08:56 PM (MTjB1)

434 419 Scogg, don't know if you saw my Osaka culinary recommendations the other day.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2018 08:53 PM (QDnY+)


Saw it ... thanks. We haven't found any of that fried pork stuff. I have found plenty of beer.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 08:57 PM (TKTX5)

435
We need term limits. That would end +90% of all corruption in our governments. Full stop.


We have them already. Every two years for your House Rep and every six years for your Senator.

They're called "elections."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 08:57 PM (GdWl+)

436 runner, no i just thought no one irons shirts anymore, maybe i could iron shirts/clothes for a few pennies a day.

in other words i had nothing to add, so..
erm..

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 08:57 PM (eaoOY)

437 Backwards, heck i'd settle for being his designated driver.

i imagine he would be a tipper.

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 08:58 PM (eaoOY)

438 "Mueller" is the German word for garbageman. The guy who hauls away your trash for you.

In Bob's case, though... I like to think his name means "a man who is made out of garbage". Because it can literally mean that, too. The German language is funny that way.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- a Shrub is a guy who can't get no vote from me. at April 12, 2018 08:59 PM (wSC8T)

439 Like Luke, Harvey had to leave before his training was complete. He'll be back to Dagobah in due course.

Posted by: Yoda at April 12, 2018 08:59 PM (H5knJ)

440 I need to watch Caddyshack again. I haven't seen it in many years.

I got the Donald Trump = Al Czervik vibe right off the bat.

Posted by: rickl at April 12, 2018 08:59 PM (sdi6R)

441 Once a year Republican voters could get to vote someone out of Congress. Decision final and binding. If congress critter protests voters decide whether or not to direct him to a lamp post.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 08:59 PM (nBr1j)

442 "If we're going to lose because of him, we might as well impeach the
motherf**ker," said the congressman as we roamed the aisles of a Safeway
grocery store together.


This nice man seems like he'd really enjoy one of our early bird specials!

Posted by: Pinochet Airlines at April 12, 2018 09:00 PM (Tyii7)

443
"Mueller" is the German word for garbageman. The guy who hauls away your trash for you.

In
Bob's case, though... I like to think his name means "a man who is made
out of garbage". Because it can literally mean that, too. The German
language is funny that way.""







Funny, in Italian it works out to "corrupt fucking asshole"

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 12, 2018 09:01 PM (aMlLZ)

444 "Mueller" is the German word for garbageman. The guy who hauls away your trash for you.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler
________

And a "Beckenbauer" is the guy who builds your pool.

Posted by: FireHorse at April 12, 2018 09:01 PM (donMa)

445 Former doorman says he got hush money over Trump love-child story




Is this the same doorman who claimed he overheard Trump in 1996 call a tenant in Trump Tower a crazy Jooo?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2018 09:01 PM (SiINZ)

446 bluebell, wow, that takes me back. I'd forgotten about the diplomatic plates. Of course over time you'd get to know the major ones. Lived very close to some of those lower-level Soviet employees. They didn't have cars - they rode buses to/from 16th Street or the attache's nest of spies, er, office above Dupont Circle.


Some good skullduggery back in those glory days. The one American spy "walk-in" who introduced himself by tossing some sample classified over the fence along Tunlaw Road. The mailbox down 37th St. near GU Hospital that got the chalk mark when a dead drop from/for Ames (?) was "loaded". And other stuff, but anonymity stops things right there.


Heard that Au Pied du Cochon is gone. Loved the booth with the brass plaque, where that Soviet defector who re-defected back was having dinner before walking up Wisconsin and entering their compound.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2018 09:01 PM (QDnY+)

447 Hey Ajit, this is a closed club, don't let em know you're Jewish.

Posted by: President Czervik at April 12, 2018 09:01 PM (9Hjhc)

448 How many times in your life has someone told you a story and said "everybody thinks so." Then you find "everybody" is Joan, Sheila and Bobby down at work. Could be EE is speaking for a handful of people. Or people who just nod along to his crazy but don't actually agree. Just other options about EE's comments.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 09:02 PM (130AC)

449
Shunning only works when it's the near-unanimous majority shunning a single outcast (or at most a handful).

To See the Invisible Man

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_See_the_Invisible_Man

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2018 09:02 PM (IqV8l)

450 I need to watch Caddyshack again. I haven't seen it in many years.



I got the Donald Trump = Al Czervik vibe right off the bat.

Posted by: rickl at April 12, 2018 08:59 PM (sdi6R)

Exactly, and you just knew Al Czervik was a republican, just the wrong kind of the republican for the cork sniffers.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 12, 2018 09:02 PM (aMlLZ)

451 the doormens x wife says he lies like crazy.

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 09:02 PM (eaoOY)

452 436 runner, no i just thought no one irons shirts anymore, maybe i could iron shirts/clothes for a few pennies a day.

in other words i had nothing to add, so..
erm..
Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 08:57 PM (eaoOY)


I hate to be all Debbie-Downer ... but your Lumberjacking Future ain't too bright either ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 09:02 PM (TKTX5)

453 We need term limits. That would end +90% of all corruption in our governments. Full stop.

Sadly, no. California has term limits, and the legislature is as corrupt as you could ever want.

Why? Because the miscreants the local retards vote into office KNOW when they're going to be out. So in the run up to being termed out, they propose sweetheart legislation - typically for some union, think tank, CPUSA cell - that will provide them with a sinecure. And all the other miscreants vote for it. Why? Because they know it's only a matter of time before they're in the same boat.

So term limits are a mechanical solution to a personnel problem.

Much better that they find out on election night that they're out on their asses.

The fundamental problem: a retarded electorate. And corrupt, Communist-infested media.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 09:03 PM (SpOII)

454 In Peruvian "Mueller" means "He that sucks wet turds out of my asshole."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 12, 2018 09:03 PM (pw+jk)

455 Paul Ryan is the latest rat leaving the sinking ship who will most certainly blame the sorry specter of a midterm Blue Wave on President Trump and his 51% approval rating.

Been out, been down, been sick and busted but so looking forward to being back at the warm and valiant breast of HQ. And then I read the above quote of *Ace's. Oh, Lord take him downtown, he's just looking for some thrush.
Drudge school of Music it is.



*so relieved it wasn't ace what said that. thought I had gone to that negatively charged alt-universe.

Posted by: gNewt at April 12, 2018 09:03 PM (6PlZp)

456 "Mueller" is the German word for garbageman. The guy who hauls away your trash for you.





Just don't tell Rigby Reardon what Reinemachefrau translates to

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2018 09:03 PM (SiINZ)

457 Let's be charitable and assume this story is true. If so, who's is the more retarded colostomy bag, Erickson or his fellow cuck congressman? I don't know how this ends, but flushing this treasonous excrement is a good start, and the fact they are doing it voluntarily by resigning is all the better.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 12, 2018 09:04 PM (0gA7N)

458 For all of those that think term limits are good, I give you california that has term limits for over 15 years.

Didn't work out so good.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 12, 2018 09:04 PM (pw+jk)

459 https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/984543135610101760

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2018 08:49 PM (IqV8l)

I hope my keyboard can be washed!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at April 12, 2018 09:04 PM (n9EOP)

460 the doormens x wife says he lies like crazy.

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 09:02 PM (eaoOY)




Which means the MFM will completely ignore her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2018 09:04 PM (SiINZ)

461 If the book were viable they would be using the info in court and not for TV ratings.

Posted by: gNewt at April 12, 2018 09:04 PM (6PlZp)

462 Latest Twitter lynch mob:

https://www.sfgate.com/business/national/article/ Mexitrends-apparel-evokes-online-outrage-with-12829424.php

"Utah-based online retailer Mexitrend has ignited a firestorm on Instagram and Twitter with a marketing strategy that uses white models with hashtags like #WhiteGirlsWearMexican to sell imported Mexican goods.

Some shoppers accuse the owners of cultural appropriation, and have called for a boycott of the company's merchandise. Esmeralda De Los Santos, a marketing professor at the University of the Incarnate Word, described the social media strategy as "patronizing and condescending." "

Yummm, I love me some blue-on-blue action.

But seriously -- a "professor" at "University of the Incarnate Word" is now our go-to expert on what white people are allowed to do? Gotcha.

Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 09:06 PM (42M22)

463 "If we're going to lose because of him, we might as well impeach the motherf**ker."

Go ahead. Do it. But do you want to find out who's standing when it's all over?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 12, 2018 09:06 PM (d0Cdg)

464 What Backwards Boy said, re term limits.


And wow - that whole sexual harassment pay-off settlement scandal. Probably the most explosive, institution-wide scandal in modern history for Congress.


And yet ...... crickets. It was *gigantic* story, with enormous popular/political interest. Poof. Just faded away.


This whole situation with no real press, and two status quo parties depending on tribal/inertial/robotic voters, really isn't very nice. Country is trapped. Trump represents a possible escape hatch. But things are grim.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2018 09:06 PM (QDnY+)

465 Europe is where people shower once a week and get groceries every day. Don:t know if still true. Was in late 70s/early 80s.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 09:06 PM (PUmDY)

466 Can't wait until Ace gives me the blogging keys. I already got some ideas. Its gonna' be great.

Any day now ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 09:07 PM (TKTX5)

467 Some good skullduggery back in those glory days. The one American spy "walk-in" who introduced himself by tossing some sample classified over the fence along Tunlaw Road. The mailbox down 37th St. near GU Hospital that got the chalk mark when a dead drop from/for Ames (?) was "loaded". And other stuff, but anonymity stops things right there.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2018 09:01 PM (QDnY+)


Now which traitor was it - Ames, Aldrich, whatever, I forget - who walked right into the fucking Soviet embassy and offered his services? Hello? Was nobody surveilling the Soviet embassy? Were they all too busy reviewing "Access Hollywood" tapes?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 09:07 PM (SpOII)

468 Mueller can also literally mean, "a man from the City of Garbage", come to think of it. That might be even more appropo in this case! He represents the City of Garbage (Washington, DC) against We The People.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- a Shrub is a guy who can't get no vote from me. at April 12, 2018 09:07 PM (wSC8T)

469 scogg, so back to the drawing board i guess.

i do drive trucks, double dumps.
i can cook.
somewhat badly, but edible
i can do one other big thing but that would give me away. so

that's all i can offer unless shit really does hit the fan

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 09:07 PM (eaoOY)

470 Rodney Dangerfield's character, Al Czervik.... thats us.

"You can still see the marks where the jockey was whipping it."
"A hat like this should come with a free bowl of soup."

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 12, 2018 09:08 PM (nzgbV)

471 AHOY!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 12, 2018 09:08 PM (xKiXZ)

472 The Quietman, of course they will.

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 09:08 PM (eaoOY)

473 Given the ever-increasing European Muslim population, bathing once a week seems optimistic.

Posted by: Robert Mewler at April 12, 2018 09:08 PM (H5knJ)

474 Let's be charitable and assume this story is true. If so, who's is the more retarded colostomy bag, Erickson or his fellow cuck congressman?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat


I think the NeverT's should really have to answer for acting as childish, irrational, and borish as they claim Trump acts.

Is this all jealous projection? Because it sure as shit seems like it from here.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 12, 2018 09:08 PM (LNPd9)

475 Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 09:07 PM (eaoOY)

I remembered the operator thing.

Hang in there. You're good perps.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 09:09 PM (TKTX5)

476 "If we're going to lose because of him, we might as well impeach the motherf**ker."

Yeah, it'll sink him like it sank Clinton.

More than half of the electorate see the witch hunt for what it is.

Posted by: davidt at April 12, 2018 09:09 PM (djCea)

477 When I first returned to the US from many years in Europe, I was staggered by the choice in an American supermarket. We were used to four choices of spaghetti sauce. Now we had 72 choices (I counted 'em!). It was overwhelming.
------------

I know, right? When I returned from Russia, I asked myself, "Why do we need more than one type of spaghetti sauce?"

The government could control these things much more efficiently.

Posted by: Bernie, pontificating from his new dacha at April 12, 2018 09:09 PM (y3sT9)

478 Heard that Au Pied du Cochon is gone. Loved the booth with the brass plaque, where that Soviet defector who re-defected back was having dinner before walking up Wisconsin and entering their compound.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2018 09:01 PM (QDnY+)
----------
I think you're right, it's gone. I haven't been to Georgetown in years!

Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2018 09:09 PM (oMtOd)

479 ... or good peeps. Maybe you are good perps.

Kinky ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 09:09 PM (TKTX5)

480 the University of the Incarnate Word

I graduated from the University of the Last Laugh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 12, 2018 09:10 PM (Tyii7)

481

University of the Incarnate Word


Wild horses will never drag me away from
Reverend Leroy and the Church of What's Happening Now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 09:11 PM (GdWl+)

482 Bill Kristol is the Incarnate Turd.

Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 09:11 PM (42M22)

483 Is Fat Fuck Erick Erickson related to Fat Fuck Phillip Fulmer?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2018 09:11 PM (QQ+il)

484 Mueller" is the German word for garbageman. The guy who hauls away your trash for you.

I thought it was German for a guy who pays you to f*ck his wife.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 12, 2018 09:11 PM (lVlqi)

485 I know, right? When I returned from Russia, I asked myself, "Why do we need more than one type of spaghetti sauce?"

The government could control these things much more efficiently.
Posted by: Bernie, pontificating from his new dacha at April 12, 2018 09:09 PM (y3sT9)


Said in jest, but that's exactly the attitude of the Reds, namely, to eliminate "wasteful competition." THAT'S going to be why socialism is so much more efficient.

Read early 20th century socialist tracts and novels, and that's the recurrent theme.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 09:11 PM (SpOII)

486 I graduated from the University of the Last Laugh.



I went to Screw U.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2018 09:12 PM (QQ+il)

487 i can do one other big thing but that would give me away. so

==

willow's a pole dancer?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 12, 2018 09:12 PM (hMwEB)

488 OT: but somebody is missing a great opportunity by not picking up CBS show Limitless. It's surprisingly good and entertaining.

I also got my parents hooked on Psych a few nights ago. They love it. Thanks Ace!

Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 09:12 PM (CVs5m)

489 If it involves garbage and Mueller, German seems to be a language as appropriate as any other.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 09:13 PM (6FqZa)

490 jon gabriel has an excerpt of "the book"
it is wild

(see his twitter)

Posted by: concrete girl at April 12, 2018 09:13 PM (h9wAA)

491 Some shoppers accuse the owners of cultural appropriation, and have called for a boycott of the company's merchandise. Esmeralda De Los Santos, a marketing professor at the University of the Incarnate Word, described the social media strategy as "patronizing and condescending." "

Because they're trying to market one of the few things Mexicans ever did that was worth a shit?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 09:14 PM (SpOII)

492 willow's a pole dancer?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 12, 2018 09:12 PM (hMwEB)


And with their first selection in the 2018 Shit Hits The Fan Draft ... the ScoggCompound selects ... willow - Ace of Spades HQ.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 09:14 PM (TKTX5)

493 SHOT FIRED:

@ByronYork 2m
From @ABC: President Trump poised to pardon Scooter Libby, Dick Cheney's former chief of staff, sources say.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 12, 2018 09:14 PM (LNPd9)

494 The Mueller's Tale.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 09:14 PM (PUmDY)

495
I know, right? When I returned from Russia, I asked myself, "Why do we need more than one type of spaghetti sauce?"

The government could control these things much more efficiently.

Posted by: Bernie, pontificating from his new dacha


Produced at the Joanne Chesimard Sauce Factory No. 2.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 12, 2018 09:14 PM (d0Cdg)

496 Jay and Jukin covered the term limits thing. Technical or rules-based "solutions" to political problems almost never work. As Jay said - retarded electorate, no real press - bingo, a robust status quo, *despite* widespread dissatisfaction and/or problems.


Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2018 09:14 PM (QDnY+)

497
willow's a pole dancer?


No, that's Fenelon's new job.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 09:15 PM (GdWl+)

498 ha no, votermom. also too old for that.

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 09:15 PM (eaoOY)

499 Bill Kristol is the Incarnate Turd.
Posted by: zombie


After the Beginning, Elohim swept aside the useless bits of tohu-wa-bohu. And it became self-aware, and was made Bill Kristol. And Elohim said it was still useless and, also, very stinky.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 09:15 PM (6FqZa)

500 Willow's a pole dancer?

Posted by: eleven at April 12, 2018 09:15 PM (+lOpA)

501 I went to Screw U.

What a coinkidink. Did my graduate work there. Summa Cum FU.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 12, 2018 09:15 PM (Tyii7)

502 I thought Mewller was the guy who cleans the cat's litter box.

Posted by: davidt at April 12, 2018 09:16 PM (djCea)

503 If mueller didnt' just hear a loud crack, he's a deaf one.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 12, 2018 09:16 PM (LNPd9)

504 Mueller....Mueller....Mueller.....

Posted by: Ben Stein at April 12, 2018 09:16 PM (lVlqi)

505 SHOT FIRED:

@ByronYork 2m
From @ABC: President Trump poised to pardon Scooter Libby, Dick Cheney's former chief of staff, sources say.



Trump's a better man than Bush44.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2018 09:17 PM (QQ+il)

506 Age is just a number, willow.

Now get up on that pole and dance like there's no tomorrow !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 09:18 PM (TKTX5)

507 Notre Dame sounds so much classier than Our Lady Of The Evening

Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2018 09:18 PM (q29nF)

508 Tom Holland
twitter.com/holland_tom/status/984476809776500737
A bit like Windows, Aztec religion can seem a bit off-putting when you first contemplate it, but makes perfect sense once you buy into it.

This is why ideology / theology matters.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 09:18 PM (6FqZa)

509 slaps roomies.

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 09:18 PM (eaoOY)

510 wow scooter libby?

wow

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 09:19 PM (eaoOY)

511 509
slaps roomies.

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 09:18 PM (eaoOY)


That's hot.

Posted by: eleven at April 12, 2018 09:20 PM (+lOpA)

512 I have a sneaking suspicion the congressional sexual payoff scandal will resurface -- around August or September.

Names will be leaked. Republican names only. Well maybe one sacrificial Dem or a Dem who's retiring, to give the MSM the cover to say they're not picking on GOP.

Posted by: Hands at April 12, 2018 09:20 PM (EzdLW)

513 so, when willow says she is a pole dancer, is she being literal or is that a euphemism?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 09:20 PM (MTjB1)

514 I've been wondering for a while how exactly it got this bad and then I realized that in the last 25 years we've had...

1. A President commit adultery in the Oval Office and get away with it.

2. A disastrous war for no good reason.

3. A near-total global economic meltdown.

And literally no one in our elite was held responsible for any of it until Hillary was defeated. Imagine a child who from the ages of 6 to 26 is held responsible for nothing no matter what they do.

Mike

Posted by: MBunge at April 12, 2018 09:21 PM (7Nkan)

515 The Mueller's Tale.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
-----------

You'll be hearing from my solicitors.

Posted by: Geoff Chaucer at April 12, 2018 09:21 PM (5OO3x)

516 Mueller quim.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2018 09:21 PM (IqV8l)

517 It must be cold in the fixmestick command center.

Posted by: The Rootkit at April 12, 2018 09:21 PM (UdKB7)

518 "slaps roomies."
-Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 09:18 PM (eaoOY)

What about 'em?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 12, 2018 09:21 PM (Ckg4U)

519
SHOT FIRED:

@ByronYork 2m
From @ABC: President Trump poised to pardon Scooter Libby, Dick Cheney's former chief of staff, sources say.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 12, 2018 09:14 PM (LNPd9)







Oh, snap.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 12, 2018 09:21 PM (eXA4G)

520 Hmm, my comment vannished. Did I get the hammer in my sleep last night?

Posted by: Infidel at April 12, 2018 09:22 PM (a3OL0)

521 I like how Mick always messes with Charlie when he introduces him.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 09:22 PM (PUmDY)

522 slaps roomies.
Posted by: willow
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Don't encourage them.

Posted by: Geoff Chaucer at April 12, 2018 09:22 PM (5OO3x)

523 i forgot who actually outted V Plame

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 09:23 PM (eaoOY)

524 Oh to be a fly in the Bushie house tonight...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 12, 2018 09:23 PM (LNPd9)

525 So what's this Windows Edge?

Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 09:23 PM (kufk0)

526 How about pardoning the kid who took pictures on the nuke sub?

Posted by: raphael del lago at April 12, 2018 09:23 PM (w9rZo)

527 Hmm, my comment vannished. Did I get the hammer in my sleep last night?
Posted by: Infidel
----------

Hamster hiccup.

Posted by: Geoff Chaucer at April 12, 2018 09:23 PM (5OO3x)

528 So what's this Windows Edge?


The new IE.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2018 09:23 PM (QQ+il)

529 Armitage.

Posted by: davidt at April 12, 2018 09:23 PM (djCea)

530 slaps roomies.
Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 09:18 PM (eaoOY)

--------

Please tell me it was with a pillow and while wearing "casual private attire".

Lie if you must.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 12, 2018 09:24 PM (be4qf)

531 520
Hmm, my comment vannished. Did I get the hammer in my sleep last night?

Posted by: Infidel at April 12, 2018 09:22 PM (a3OL0)


You know what you did.

Posted by: eleven at April 12, 2018 09:24 PM (+lOpA)

532 david thanks.

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 09:24 PM (eaoOY)

533 496 Jay and Jukin covered the term limits thing. Technical or rules-based "solutions" to political problems almost never work. As Jay said - retarded electorate, no real press - bingo, a robust status quo, *despite* widespread dissatisfaction and/or problems.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2018 09:14 PM (QDnY+)


Yep. Thanks. The problem is that when the enemy knows exactly where he stands, he can configure his strategy accordingly.

I call it the "minefield conundrum." If you don't know where the minefield begins, you give the whole area a wide berth. Just in case.

But if you know EXACTLY where it begins, you can dance right up to the edge.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 09:24 PM (SpOII)

534
i forgot who actually outted V Plame
Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 09:23 PM (eaoOY)






Colin Powell's butt-hamster, Armitage.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 12, 2018 09:24 PM (eXA4G)

535 Well this is interesting. Comey is going right after Lynch claiming she was conflicted on the Hillary email investigation for reasons still unknown to Americans.

Bold strategy Cotton. Let's see if it works.

https://tinyurl.com/y7to5q44

Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2018 09:24 PM (/tuJf)

536 i forgot who actually outted V Plame

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 09:23 PM


Richard Armitage

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 12, 2018 09:24 PM (KCxzN)

537 Trump pardoning Libby?

Number one, doing what George W did not have the honor to do.

Number two, yeah. Shot over.

Posted by: blaster at April 12, 2018 09:24 PM (jHrzU)

538 Slap!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2018 09:24 PM (KP5rU)

539 well on that happy note (libby pardon)
i'm off .take care

Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 09:25 PM (eaoOY)

540 How about pardoning the kid who took pictures on the nuke sub?
--x
Thought he already did...

Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 09:25 PM (kufk0)

541 "i forgot who actually outted V Plame."
-Posted by: willow at April 12, 2018 09:23 PM (eaoOY)

"Outed" isn't even the right word. She was a known desk-jockey.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 12, 2018 09:25 PM (Ckg4U)

542 " So what's this Windows Edge? "

It's a turd stuffed in a cow patty wrapped in shit.

Posted by: The Rootkit at April 12, 2018 09:25 PM (UdKB7)

543 Armitage.

In fairness, even he didn't out her as everyone already knew.

Libby was convicted of a process crime because his recollection differed from someone else's recollection.

It was a sham of a travesty of a put up job and Bush44 should burn with shame for permitting it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2018 09:25 PM (QQ+il)

544 i forgot who actually outted V Plame
Posted by: willow
---------

So you didn't go to see the explosive, revealing movie 'Fair Game'?

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2018 09:25 PM (w1zJX)

545 Chavez!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 12, 2018 09:25 PM (Ckg4U)

546 Names will be leaked. Republican names only. Well maybe one sacrificial Dem or a Dem who's retiring, to give the MSM the cover to say they're not picking on GOP.
Posted by: Hands at April 12, 2018 09:20 PM (EzdLW)


You forgot the vague intimations that there are other names (Republicans, of course) who are yet to be named ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 09:26 PM (SpOII)

547 Don't go away willow.

We was just kidding.

Posted by: eleven at April 12, 2018 09:26 PM (+lOpA)

548 GLOW (a semi-fictional show about the real GLOW) had some funny jokes about consumer choice. The heroine ends up playing a Soviet character and puts in an appearance at a furniture shop. "Why do you need so many chairs? In Soviet Union, we have one chair. We take turns sitting in it."

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- a Shrub is a guy who can't get no vote from me. at April 12, 2018 09:26 PM (wSC8T)

549 Bye thee Willow.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 09:26 PM (130AC)

550 I just love Trump stickin it to the Rino's. He crackes me up. I love they way he pissed off all the right people.

Posted by: Infidel at April 12, 2018 09:26 PM (a3OL0)

551 Erickson = fake until definitively proven otherwise.

It might as well be Dan Rather writing, they have the same level of credibility.

Posted by: Sjg at April 12, 2018 09:26 PM (gDSJf)

552 How about pardoning the kid who took pictures on the nuke sub?
Posted by: raphael del lago


Ok, how about it?

Trump pardons former Navy sailor convicted of retaining submarine pictures in case that drew comparisons to Clinton

March 9, 2018 Wapo

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 12, 2018 09:27 PM (LNPd9)

553 Bon soir willow.

Posted by: eleven at April 12, 2018 09:27 PM (+lOpA)

554 "Outed" isn't even the right word. She was a known desk-jockey.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 12, 2018 09:25 PM (Ckg4U)


Correction: she didn't ride the desk, she got ridden on the desk.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 09:27 PM (SpOII)

555 Pardoning Libby is just a technicality at this point, isn't it?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 09:27 PM (oVJmc)

556 @ByronYork 2m
From @ABC: President Trump poised to pardon Scooter Libby, Dick Cheney's former chief of staff, sources say.

....

T's sending a message about his ability to PARDON.

Ehm.

Posted by: ha at April 12, 2018 09:27 PM (MAstk)

557 Libby was convicted of a process crime because his recollection differed from someone else's recollection.
--------

This. There was no crime, until the 'investigation' created a 'crime'.

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2018 09:28 PM (w1zJX)

558
Trump pardons former Navy sailor convicted of retaining submarine pictures in case that drew comparisons to Clinton
...

Sweet.

Posted by: raphael del lago at April 12, 2018 09:28 PM (w9rZo)

559 "Correction: she didn't ride the desk, she got ridden on the desk."
-Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 09:27 PM (SpOII)

*Fair Ball*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 12, 2018 09:28 PM (Ckg4U)

560 the republican party needs to go the way of the whig party.

Posted by: bob at April 12, 2018 09:28 PM (XtFhA)

561 Libby was convicted of a process crime because his recollection differed from someone else's recollection

If it's not seared into your memory, you deserve jail

Posted by: John F'in' Kerry at April 12, 2018 09:28 PM (q29nF)

562 497
willow's a pole dancer?


No, that's Fenelon's new job.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 09:15 PM (GdWl+)


I don't know how Fenelon puts up with you people.

Posted by: rickl at April 12, 2018 09:28 PM (sdi6R)

563 " So what's this Windows Edge? "

It's a turd stuffed in a cow patty wrapped in shit.

Posted by: The Rootkit at April 12, 2018 09:25 PM (UdKB7)



Is that the one that will track and store everything and everywhere you go on their cloud? For some reason I thought I read that and have never used it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2018 09:29 PM (SiINZ)

564 Mueller - offspring of a jackass and a cuck. Cannot reproduce, born sterile.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at April 12, 2018 09:29 PM (nzgbV)

565 Pardoning Libby is just a technicality at this point, isn't it?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
--------------------

It makes a point. If it puts Libby's 'crime' back into the news, fine.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2018 09:29 PM (w1zJX)

566 I don't know how Fenelon puts up with you people.
----
Prayer...lots and lots of prayer...

Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 09:29 PM (kufk0)

567 G'Night willow.

Posted by: rickl at April 12, 2018 09:29 PM (sdi6R)

568 I don't know how Fenelon puts up with you people.

Posted by: rickl at April 12, 2018 09:28 PM (sdi6R)

She loves us.

Posted by: eleven at April 12, 2018 09:30 PM (+lOpA)

569 i forgot who actually outted V Plame
...

Plame was a dude?

This place is educational.

Posted by: raphael del lago at April 12, 2018 09:30 PM (w9rZo)

570 Pardoning Libby is just a technicality at this point, isn't it?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 09:27 PM (oVJmc)

--------

Yes, but clearing his name is the right thing to do.

Grand Sith Overlord Trollmaster PDT loves to hit them where it hurts.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 12, 2018 09:30 PM (be4qf)

571 Yeah, thought Trump had taken action on the Navy sub guy. And I think Dubya (that's 43, not 44, Grump) commuted Libby's sentence?


Whole Libby thing was a shocking travesty, and one of the first big specific high-profile indications that things were off the rails. In a way that hadn't been certain before.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2018 09:31 PM (QDnY+)

572 568 I don't know how Fenelon puts up with you people.

Posted by: rickl at April 12, 2018 09:28 PM (sdi6R)
She loves us.
Posted by: eleven at April 12, 2018 09:30 PM (+lOpA)


And God knows that that's not easy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 09:31 PM (SpOII)

573
Killorn bar down goal. TB, 4 - NJ, 2.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 12, 2018 09:31 PM (d0Cdg)

574 I don't know how Fenelon puts up with you people.

Lol.. she's a saint.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 12, 2018 09:32 PM (dUJdY)

575 Tomorrow is Friday the 13th! Yay! A lucky day. Bcz I need it. I need to shove 4 days of ignored work into one day. And I'll be swearing at myself for procrastinating. I am my own worst enemy. By far.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 09:33 PM (130AC)

576 And I think the other party in the Libby case later recanted their version of events, and considered the charge/verdict ridiculous. Unless the memory is failing me again.


So, overall, a stunning and repulsive judicial scandal, nothing less.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2018 09:33 PM (QDnY+)

577 Rickl, did the satellite thing go off smoothly this time.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 09:34 PM (130AC)

578 575
Tomorrow is Friday the 13th! Yay! A lucky day. Bcz I need it. I need
to shove 4 days of ignored work into one day. And I'll be swearing at
myself for procrastinating. I am my own worst enemy. By far.





Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 09:33 PM (130AC)


Endeavor to persevere.

Posted by: eleven at April 12, 2018 09:34 PM (+lOpA)

579 G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*punches out*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 12, 2018 09:34 PM (Ckg4U)

580 And we love Fenelon!

Posted by: Infidel at April 12, 2018 09:34 PM (a3OL0)

581 Reductio ad absurdum.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at April 12, 2018 09:34 PM (rdl6o)

582 Yes. We love Fenelon.

Posted by: eleven at April 12, 2018 09:35 PM (+lOpA)

583 580 And we love Fenelon!
Posted by: Infidel at April 12, 2018 09:34 PM (a3OL0)


Don't let her fool you ... she's kinky.

Tried to get me to take my shirt off.

True story.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 09:36 PM (TKTX5)

584 @555

Its partially a slap at the Bush cunts and partially to right a grave injustice.

Donald Trump is the most conservative President weve ever had and a pretty perfect model of a what a Republican should be.

Hes also one of the most American Presidents weve ever had.

The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 12, 2018 09:36 PM (9EAGO)

585 Night Slapweasel.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 09:36 PM (130AC)

586 Libby got screwed over big time. Typical DC bullshit. Not at all like Barky's pardons.

Posted by: f'd at April 12, 2018 09:36 PM (UdKB7)

587 Maybe that's what Rosie's meeting with Trump was about. Libby thing.


Pardons have a pretty specific and serious process behind them. Unless you're Eric Holder and Clinton is prez. Not that such a thing would keep you from becoming AG one day.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 12, 2018 09:37 PM (QDnY+)

588 *momentarily punches back in*

Fenelon took over the prayer list in my toughest of times.

...gotta go.

*hits Eject*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 12, 2018 09:37 PM (Ckg4U)

589 I dorked out today and bought a vip Alice Cooper ticket. You get a picture with your head in his guillotine and a picture with FrankenAlice, also stupid schwag and a great seat.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 09:38 PM (PUmDY)

590 Slap, I hope your toughest of times are getting better.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 09:38 PM (130AC)

591 I don't know how Fenelon puts up with you people.
----

There are Biblical imperatives that require Believers to be concerned about the souls of others. For example:

Ezekiel 3:18-19 “When I say to a wicked man, ‘You will surely die,’ and you do not warn him or speak out to dissuade him from his evil ways in order to save his life, that wicked man will die for his sin, and I will hold you accountable for his blood. But if you do warn the wicked man and he does not turn from his wickedness or from his evil ways, he will die for his sin; but you will have saved yourself.” (NIV)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2018 09:40 PM (QxXRY)

592
584 @555

Its partially a slap at the Bush cunts and partially to right a grave injustice.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 12, 2018 09:36 PM (9EAGO)







It's also a shot across the bow of Mueller's blow-up kiddy dinghy, telling him that the Magic Scalp Weasel knows damned well that Mueller doesn't have jack shit and that he has no intention of getting caught in a similar process crime.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 12, 2018 09:40 PM (eXA4G)

593 Slap, didn't know you were havig tough times. My prayers are with you!

Posted by: Infidel at April 12, 2018 09:40 PM (a3OL0)

594 from a much earlier post:

261 >252
To crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And to hear the lamentations of their women.



And then have a shot and a beer.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at April 12, 2018 06:09 PM (Mbmmf)


Exactly. Especially if the shot is bourbon and the beer is Summit Pale Ale.
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 12, 2018 06:11 PM (8PL+d)

*********************************

Exactly, scotch is for penis slurping wankers who want to be seen drinking "the right thing" fuck those scotch drinking, chicken choking, pig fucking ponces right in the squeek hole.
Scotch tastes like a mix of carb cleaner, diesel fuel, and just a touch of dog shit thrown in for flavor. Bourbon, on the other hand, tastes like a warm summer day, while getting a beejer by Ivanka.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at April 12, 2018 09:41 PM (r+mGZ)

595 Night Slap.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2018 09:42 PM (KP5rU)

596 And then have a shot and a beer.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez
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And a cigar.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2018 09:43 PM (QxXRY)

597 Exactly, scotch is for penis slurping wankers who want to be seen drinking "the right thing" fuck those scotch drinking, chicken choking, pig fucking ponces right in the squeek hole.
Scotch tastes like a mix of carb cleaner, diesel fuel, and just a touch of dog shit thrown in for flavor. Bourbon, on the other hand, tastes like a warm summer day, while getting a beejer by Ivanka.
Posted by: Bonecrusher


...and that's why 'bonecrusher' isn't invited to pubs.

The End.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 12, 2018 09:45 PM (LNPd9)

598 >>>He also kicked open the country club doors and let the public in, as in trying to give the country back to the people. In the end he pissed off the country club, and those pretentious shit stains don't like it

I don't know if this was intended or just accidentally brilliant but this ACTUALLY happened in a country club Trump purchased. He let in the blacks and jews and the protestant wasps all had a mental breakdown.

Posted by: Max Power at April 12, 2018 09:45 PM (QCc6B)

599 577 Rickl, did the satellite thing go off smoothly this time.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 09:34 PM (130AC)


If you mean the Indian launch last night, it seems to be going well.

They launched a satellite two weeks ago where the launch went perfectly, but a couple of days later something went wrong with the satellite and the ground controllers lost contact with it.

Posted by: rickl at April 12, 2018 09:46 PM (sdi6R)

600 A snifter of 12 year old Penis Slurping McWanker?

Wow, that doesn't look right.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 12, 2018 09:49 PM (jw1kO)

601 These people are not only fails in representing the voters, but they are showing themselves to be mean, vicious, crude, and ugly human beings, as well.

Posted by: Risking our lives for meh at April 12, 2018 09:50 PM (BxZV4)

602 599 577 Rickl, did the satellite thing go off smoothly this time.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 09:34 PM (130AC)

If you mean the Indian launch last night, it seems to be going well.

They launched a satellite two weeks ago where the launch went perfectly, but a couple of days later something went wrong with the satellite and the ground controllers lost contact with it.
Posted by: rickl at April 12, 2018 09:46 PM (sdi6R)


Yes, it was your post from yesterday I was keying off. Hope they keep control of this one. Does that happen a lot...the losing contact.

I had no idea there were so many satelitte launches. None. You have cracked my brain open a little.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 09:51 PM (130AC)

603 Wow, that doesn't look right.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
---------

Wait until you taste it...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2018 09:51 PM (ZpfqO)

604 It seems Mueller and Trump may be in a pissing match. Everyday is like "Check", then, "Checkmate"...and repeat tomorrow.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 09:52 PM (130AC)

605 Ont

Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 09:53 PM (kufk0)

606 Well, that's nice. Just opend the mail. Received $199 in back child support for last quarter. Kid is 37. Beer money I guess.

Posted by: Infidel at April 12, 2018 09:55 PM (a3OL0)

607 Scotch tastes like a mix of carb cleaner, diesel fuel, and just a touch of dog shit thrown in for flavor. Bourbon, on the other hand, tastes like a warm summer day, while getting a beejer by Ivanka.
Posted by: Bonecrusher
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heh. We had a local uber-Lib lawyer who was head of a local commission that I sat on. At one meeting, during an informal moment, he went on about much he liked Famous Grouse scotch.

I told him that he should exercise caution, and pointed out that the guy who assassinated Indira Gandhi had been drinking Famous Grouse before he went berserk.

There were satisfying guffaws around the table.

The guy was at a loss for words. Asshole.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2018 10:01 PM (QxXRY)

608 Kewpie doll, right below:

Congressmen are fucking idiots too.
Posted by: buzzion at April 12, 2018 07:58 PM (lKs2v)

... and the idiots are getting tired of it.


Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 12, 2018 08:01 PM (T71PA)

Posted by: Risking our lives for meh at April 12, 2018 10:05 PM (BxZV4)

609 Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2018 09:24 PM (/tuJf)
++++++++++
all these Criminals are shooting at one another, But of course like so many have said NOTHING is gonna happen

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 12, 2018 10:10 PM (y3aQB)

610 `Also, commie pitching is a great full-body workout. Physical removal and Gainz at the same time.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 12, 2018 08:46 PM (9Hjhc)

But you have to put smoke flares on them for the full meal deal.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2018 10:12 PM (vUFR0)

611 What does Krak or anyone else imagine are the predicted or hoped-for geographical boundaries resulting from the increasingly-not unthinkable national suicide Uncle Abraham warned us about in 1838?

One part of a rump USA would have to include the interior middle, ie flyover country. But Red throughout flyover country are many Blues, just as there are small but entrenched Reds among the coastal Blues.

Also, how would the mostly-coastal state areas of Blue America even achieve much less perpetuate national integrity separated by several thousand miles of hostile Reds?

The USA will not fracture or Balkanize I dont think. But there will in this century be some kind of near-fatal bubble-popping knockdown that re-orders society in ways few people left alive from the Great Society Era will be able to imagine...as much or more so than the WW2 Effect that gave the bubble energy to grow mankind far beyond the solar system...but which will eventually pop.

The question is do we come out of it with society pointed towards Star Trek or Blade Runner?


Posted by: md at April 12, 2018 10:32 PM (L3WnE)

612 Blade Runner and Star Trek are actually the same thing. Star Trek represents pure Socialism when it is "finally done right". Blade Runner is no less totalitarian; but it's a corporation responsible for all the slave labor that runs everything.

In other words, one is pure leftist fantasy about what we can achieve when we all get on "the same page", where as the other is the more likely outcome of leftist one party rule.

"But Rusty, a corporation running everything is Fascism, which is clearly Right wing." Yeah, that's why every corporation virtue-signals to the left. Facebook, Microsoft, and big banks are so in the tank to lefty power structures, it's absurd to deny it. Also, remind me which party was pro-slavery. Oh, did I say "was"? Why do you think California billionaires love illegal immigrants so much?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 12, 2018 11:20 PM (cB84n)

613 Hmmm. Trust Erickson? Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 13, 2018 12:28 AM (e1mEI)

614 Ace has noted that women don't like Trump very much. Because, well, how Trump acts.

Yet somehow, when those women decide to register their dislike of Trump by voting against the Republican in their local election, it becomes the GOP's fault.

Just like it was the GOP's fault that Christine O'Donnell lost in 2010 for Joe Biden's Senate seat, and not that an thoroughly unqualified candidate whose main campaign issue was '"I'm not a witch" isn't the kind of person you expect to win an election.

Posted by: TKYC at April 13, 2018 12:48 AM (btoEr)

615 Posted by: TKYC at April 13, 2018 12:48 AM (btoEr)

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that would be the Trump who has more women w*rking in the WH, IIRC, and who has appointed more of them to his Cabinet too?

just proves that, in general, giving bimbos the right to vote was a dumb idea.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2018 02:30 AM (/KPPD)

616 Fascism is just another flavor of socialism, which is left wing.

they are all dictators itching to take over everyone and everything...

for our own good, of course.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2018 02:32 AM (/KPPD)

617 great: go to a long, stupid public meeting full on windy idiots who love to talk, but have sweet fuck all to say, and i discover a dead ONT.

FML

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2018 02:36 AM (/KPPD)

618 I voted for lyan Ryan a million years ago it seems against little o hole, what the heck is in the water in this country if they think my President is not qualified but these lunatics know better!! Uggg

Posted by: Island Girl at April 13, 2018 02:51 AM (FJrl0)

619 Trump prevents them from doing business as usual...

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2018 02:52 AM (/KPPD)

620 i'm off...

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2018 03:17 AM (/KPPD)

621 okay, it's dead Jim...

i'm outta here.

catch teh Horde on the flip flop during day walker hours...

Hasta, y'all!

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2018 03:19 AM (/KPPD)

622 Come on. Are you really giving that story a mention?

Erick Erickson has a conversation with some anonymous congressman in the aisle at a Safeway? And you treat it as anything but a steaming pile of shit?

Yes. There are cucks in Congress. And yes. They're screwing the pooch.

But it doesn't help when you give credence to bullshit written by Erick Erickson.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 13, 2018 02:09 PM (jWe5r)

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