McCabe's Mea-Non-Culpa Editorial in the, Get This, Washington Post: I Didn't Intentionally Mislead Anybody. My Answers Weren't "Fully Accurate," But I Was Confused

Okay, then riddle me this, Andy's Office:

Why is Jeff Sessions still recused from overseeing the Russia Hoax then?

He was certainly "confused" by Al Franken's bafflingly recursive question.

Why is it liberals like you and Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton are always merely "confused" when you give what you admit answers which are not "fully accurate"?

On March 16, I spent the day with my family waiting to hear whether I would be fired, after 21 years in the FBI and one day before I qualified for my long-planned, earned retirement.

As day turned to night, I had a lot of time to reflect on how it would feel to be separated from the organization I loved -- and led -- and the mission that has been the central focus of my professional life. Despite all the preparation for the worst-case scenario, I still felt disoriented and sick to my stomach. Around 10 p.m., a friend called to tell me that CNN was reporting that I had been fired. She read me the attorney general's statement.

So much drama he could be an 8th grade Goth Girl whose parents JUST TOTALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE!!!

So, after two decades of public service, I found out that I had been fired in the most disembodied, impersonal way -- third-hand, based on a news account.

Kind of how Reince Priebus learned of your leaks -- third-hand, in a news report.

Shortly after getting word, I noticed an email from a Justice Department official in my work account, telling me that I had been "removed from the Federal Bureau of Investigation and the civil service."

I have been accused of "lack of candor." That is not true. I did not knowingly mislead or lie to investigators.

Just like his heroes the Clintons: "I did not knowingly know what I doingly did, not ever, not one time."

See-- I lacked intent. Ask my good friend James Comey about that.

When asked about contacts with a reporter that were fully within my power to authorize as deputy director, and amid the chaos that surrounded me, I answered questions as completely and accurately as I could.

But, alas, the most complete and accurate answers were, through no fault of my own, lies.

And when I realized that some of my answers were not fully accurate or may have been misunderstood, I took the initiative to correct them.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess you "took the initiative to correct them" a little bit after you caught wind you were being investigated for these false answers.

At worst, I was not clear in my responses, and because of what was going on around me may well have been confused and distracted -- and for that I take full responsibility. But that is not a lack of candor. And under no circumstances could it ever serve as the basis for the very public and extended humiliation of my family and me that the administration, and the president personally, have engaged in over the past year.

Easily confused and distracted -- just want we want in the Deputy Director of the FBI.

Not in my worst nightmares did I ever dream my FBI career would end this way.

In your worst nightmares did you leak and lie about it all the fucking time?

"I was confused and distracted when I provided false answers to investigators." -- Andrew McCabe. Also, said by approximately 10,000 other people prosecuted by his own FBI for obstruction of justice and making false statements.

Late Friday night news-dump. Why? Because it's so terrible. The media is hoping you won't read this. However, they will refer back to it -- without quoting what is, essentially, a confession of guilt with a "B-b-but I was totally confuzinated, Cletus!" bullshit stinger at the end -- and just paraphrase, "McCabe strenuously denied the charges in a lengthy, heartfelt op-ed which praised the FBI and virtually sang the Star Spangled Banner..."

No quotes. Because the quotes would be awful.

Open thread. I'm posting this on top of the last thread because, whew, I want to rest for the night.

But do see the below post, too.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:28 PM




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1 I'm confused why he hasn't been indicted.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2018 07:23 PM (r+sAi)

2 Someone post so that I'm not first

Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 23, 2018 07:23 PM (F6tBH)

3 a week of insomnia and eye strain. I feel like i have pink eye.

Oh, I did a three day fast. I didn't tell you guys because some of you worry so much. The fast went okay but I broke it by eating a lot of cheese and now I'm having GI issues. My GI system is, like Andy McCabe's brain, all confuzinated.

Time to turn into a zombie.

Posted by: ace at March 23, 2018 07:24 PM (8rNrN)

4
and I score the ultimate hole in one.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2018 07:24 PM (r+sAi)

5 Have a good weekend, ace.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 23, 2018 07:25 PM (F6tBH)

6 thanks! I will try to at least have a restful weekend.

my damn eyes are burning out of my skull.

Posted by: ace at March 23, 2018 07:26 PM (8rNrN)

7 'See the post below' I regularly check out Sara Carter, and sandwich involving me her and Sharyl Atkisson is my go to.

Posted by: Greg61 at March 23, 2018 07:27 PM (W777x)

8 Lets let Martha Stewart comment on this poor boys confusion.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 23, 2018 07:27 PM (SXaOr)

9 Easily confused and distracted -- just want we want in the Deputy Director of the FBI.

Well, he was only Deputy Director. They just run out for coffee and stuff. Get the Director's dry cleaning. That sort of thing.

On the positive side, one day Comey sent him out to pick up a shirt that was ready and McCabe came back with someone else's sable coat. He was confused.

Sometimes, it helps.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 07:27 PM (8gDQu)

10
I need a list of these FBI get out of jail cards. Let's see:

I was confused.
I don't recall.
What difference does it make.
Not knowingly, ya know.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2018 07:27 PM (r+sAi)

11 And yet.... for LESS... they prosecuted Gen. Flynn....

Posted by: Don Q. at March 23, 2018 07:28 PM (NgKpN)

12 Help! I'm confused and I can't get up!

Posted by: Andrew McCabe at March 23, 2018 07:28 PM (8gDQu)

13 McCabe : What do you mean my wife got 750K from Hillary's gang? I'm confused?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2018 07:29 PM (2DOZq)

14 >>I'm confused why he hasn't been indicted.

His lawyer's letter was interesting. Particularly the part where he said they were given limited access to the IG's report to review but not the sections that dealt with grand jury or criminal issues.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2018 07:30 PM (/tuJf)

15 1
I'm confused why he hasn't been indicted.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2018 07:23 PM (r+sAi)


I'm confused why we aren't in a shooting civil war.

Laws left the building a long time ago.
Like Elvis.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 07:30 PM (UsCnO)

16
He was confused on multiple occasions

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 23, 2018 07:30 PM (lKyWE)

17 get this fuckers clearance.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 07:30 PM (MTjB1)

18 Does that whole Muh distinguished public servant bullshit still impress anyone?

I know they're always going on about faithful public servant derp derp, but I just roll my eyes.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 23, 2018 07:30 PM (4ErVI)

19 I couldn't get away with this crap in 3rd grade. How in the hell do they get away with it now.

Sister Irma would have given me bloody knuckles.

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 23, 2018 07:31 PM (2WfB0)

20 13
McCabe : What do you mean my wife got 750K from Hillary's gang? I'm confused?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2018 07:29 PM (2DOZq)


Yet, McCabe's wifes bank account is not confused at all, to the penny.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 07:31 PM (UsCnO)

21 16

He was confused on multiple occasions

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 23, 2018 07:30 PM (lKyWE)

*drops indictment on desk*

Are things starting to come into focus?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 23, 2018 07:32 PM (4ErVI)

22 The revolution beckons

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 23, 2018 07:32 PM (M+Lyo)

23 *fap fap fap fap fap fap*

Posted by: NeverTrumpers at March 23, 2018 07:32 PM (EzdLW)

24 She calls to me

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 23, 2018 07:33 PM (M+Lyo)

25 I am ready

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 23, 2018 07:33 PM (M+Lyo)

26 Gawd, I need a hug and a support hamster.

Posted by: Andy McLabia at March 23, 2018 07:33 PM (Tyii7)

27 17. His clearance?

I want his teeth.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 07:34 PM (fA1SL)

28 McCabe: I was confused when I told agents to change their 302's. I meant 401ks.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2018 07:34 PM (2DOZq)

29 The Vinny Barbarino defense.

Posted by: fluffy at March 23, 2018 07:34 PM (cHbmY)

30 Okay, let me get this straight. He leaked shit to a reporters. Okay, I suppose he was authorized to talk to reporters, so, okay, he talked to reporters.

When asked if he talked to reporters he said no.

Then he claims he was confused.

Maybe, don't talk to reporters. Seriously, just because you can do something doesn't mean you should, dumbass.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at March 23, 2018 07:34 PM (fftfA)

31

I love the guy who has conducted probably hundreds of interrogations is claiming he was so flustered it confused him

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 23, 2018 07:34 PM (lKyWE)

32 An older African-American lady I worked with years ago had a great word for poor McCabe's mental faculties: confusement.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 23, 2018 07:35 PM (2NqXo)

33 well, he is also a pussy. he could have manned up Ollie North style and said I never leaked but I spoke with reporters as I was authorized to do. however, he is a pussy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 07:35 PM (MTjB1)

34 Jesus Christ, I have never seen a bigger triumvirate of pussies than like Comey, Mueller and McCabe.

Posted by: Fritz at March 23, 2018 07:35 PM (bJ0w+)

35
Is he saying he had the authority to okay the leaks.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 23, 2018 07:36 PM (lKyWE)

36 The candiru tank is a proven remedy for confusion.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 07:36 PM (fA1SL)

37 The Vinny Barbarino defense.
Posted by: fluffy at March 23, 2018 07:34 PM (cHbmY)

What?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2018 07:36 PM (2DOZq)

38 17. His clearance?

I want his teeth.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii

I can make you a deal on his gold fillings.

Posted by: George Satan Soros at March 23, 2018 07:36 PM (9Hjhc)

39 Rest well, Ace. We appreciate your hard work!

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at March 23, 2018 07:36 PM (/A+Cl)

40 Donald J. Trump is famous for his tagline, "You're Fired!"

It would be better for all concerned if he would just get busy and fire the whole lot of these lying weasels (no offense to the AosHq Weasel of course) and be done with it already.

This is like water torture, firing these chumps one at a time and giving each one their day in the news to cry about how unfair it is to get fired for being a lying liar who lies.

Posted by: Boots at March 23, 2018 07:36 PM (EBwPV)

41 sure, that is the other thing, he is in charge of makeing charging decisions but does not have the sense to answer a simple question.

pussy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 07:37 PM (MTjB1)

42 I need to go back a read the Mea-non-Cupla the Post printed from General Flynn.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2018 07:37 PM (8PL+d)

43 Are you Andrew McCabe? I'm looking for Andrew McCabe.

Posted by: Treasonator at March 23, 2018 07:37 PM (ewxPW)

44 Take a well-deserved rest, ace. of spades.

Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2018 07:37 PM (sdi6R)

45 What is he, 6?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 23, 2018 07:37 PM (PUmDY)

46
I think that omnibus should finally convince people that the swamp shall live and grow, no one will go to jail, no wall will be built, obamacare is forever. Too bad, I thought that Trump fella had potential.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2018 07:37 PM (r+sAi)

47 You are not authorized to leak lies. Asswipe.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2018 07:37 PM (2DOZq)

48 The whole damn gubmint is Edith Bunker?

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 23, 2018 07:38 PM (RuIsu)

49 Andrew McCabe: I was confused ... befuddled ... perplexed ... bewildered .. confounded ... baffled ... confused ...

House Committee: "You said "confused" twice.

Andrew McCabe: I like "confused". I think I do. I'm not sure. I am, like, confused. What were you asking?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 07:38 PM (8gDQu)

50 Also, after whatever years of service he finds out he's been fired on the news? Well, it could have been worse, - he could have found out when the Marshall's showed up to arrest his ass.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at March 23, 2018 07:38 PM (fftfA)

51 He lacks candor.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 23, 2018 07:38 PM (89T5c)

52 ace, get better.


(phew, we just *barely* escaped one of those classic, only-at-the-HQ, cringe-inducing detailed accounts of ace's gastro-intestinal distress or continence)



Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2018 07:38 PM (QDnY+)

53 Comey's mildly nauseous, McCabe's disoriented and sick to his stomach. Is it really too much to ask that we get some men that aren't cupcakes in charge of our top security agencies? God almighty.

Posted by: Chase at March 23, 2018 07:38 PM (RbV5J)

54 "I have been accused of "lack of candor." That is not true. I did not knowingly mislead or lie to investigators."


I did not knowingly do that thing in your mouth that I said i would not do.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at March 23, 2018 07:38 PM (0QYMt)

55 19 I couldn't get away with this crap in 3rd grade. How in the hell do they get away with it now.

Sister Irma would have given me bloody knuckles.
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 23, 2018 07:31 PM (2WfB0)

The hell with Pinochet. We need an old school nun to run the country.

Posted by: josephistan at March 23, 2018 07:38 PM (ANIFC)

56 There's a certain time of the month when I get very emotional and suffer from much confusement.

Posted by: Andy McLabia at March 23, 2018 07:38 PM (Tyii7)

57 I mean, sheesh dude - he makes me feels sorry for Reince Priebus. Which is pretty hard to do.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at March 23, 2018 07:39 PM (fftfA)

58 >>>So, after two decades of public service, I found out that I had been fired in the most disembodied, impersonal way -- third-hand, based on a news account.


The guy just cannot stop lying can he?
He knew since he went on leave pending retirement that they were deliberating whether to fire him outright and had legal rep for the matter.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 23, 2018 07:39 PM (Eu5eZ)

59 Please excuse Andy's memory, he hasn't been feeling well.
- Andy's mom

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 23, 2018 07:39 PM (aJy4o)

60 should be unhirable after those statements. what law firm would be able to get insurance for a guy that did not understand those questions?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 07:39 PM (MTjB1)

61 Confusion say "Butthurt Bureaucrat often take leak on press."

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 23, 2018 07:39 PM (9Hjhc)

62
Shouldn't his lawyer be telling him to shut up

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 23, 2018 07:39 PM (lKyWE)

63 Andy, may I call you Andy? Please take this in the spirit in which it was intended.

Eat shit.

Posted by: pep at March 23, 2018 07:39 PM (LAe3v)

64
Dear Diary,

Today Jim Comey and I signed each others yearbooks while sunning ourselves on the roof of the Hoover building. I drew a whole bunch of big round hearts in Jim's book with my special purple glitter ink pen. But Jim just wrote a bunch of Bible verses in mine. Now I'm confused. Does he really like me or not?

Love,
Andy McCabe

Posted by: Hands at March 23, 2018 07:40 PM (EzdLW)

65
It would be better for all concerned if he would just get busy and fire the whole lot of these lying weasels (no offense to the AosHq Weasel of course) and be done with it already.
-----------
*tips hat*

Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2018 07:40 PM (MVjcR)

66 Sleep well, Ace. Sleep is very important for your mental health.

Posted by: pookysgirl at March 23, 2018 07:40 PM (XKZwp)

67 G'night Ace, hope you get some rest.

Thanks for all the work you do.


Take my standard toast as read.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at March 23, 2018 07:40 PM (4Eza9)

68 The liliputian character, lack of self-awareness, and cluelessness of so many Beltway bigs has astonished me for a long time.


McCabe turns out to be exactly the sort of miniature dweeb he *looks* to be.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2018 07:40 PM (QDnY+)

69 The candiru tank is a proven remedy for confusion.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 07:36 PM (fA1SL)


And then roll him around in the gympie-gympie plant.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 07:41 PM (8gDQu)

70 Andrew McCabe: I was confused ... befuddled ... perplexed ... bewildered .. confounded ... baffled ... confused ...

Bewitched... bothered... bewildered...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWkOgsPv0bg

Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2018 07:41 PM (sdi6R)

71 These scrunts thought they were the ones who knocked (Breaking Bad). They got to put away the likes of Martha Stewart on technical violations to advance their careers. Because they were holier than thou Worthies.

And they'd get caught, because they were wired in. So Strzok and Paige could carry on with their sexting on government phones, because they were the one that knocked.

Part of the reason for the Flynn frame was because McCabe had a personal vendetta against him. He ordered Strzok to change his 302.

This fuckhead has the balls to write this op-ed. Jimmy Drama's going on a book tour, FFS.

These cocksuckers have to be taken down hard.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2018 07:41 PM (n+6mJ)

72

A three day fast
A three day fast

Posted by: Gilligan at March 23, 2018 07:42 PM (IqV8l)

73 >>Shouldn't his lawyer be telling him to shut up

I'm really surprised that none of them seem to know how to shut up. Hillary, Comey, McCabe, Clapper, Brennan .. they just keep digging.

Maybe they think they can make themselves more sympathetic but it seems like a really bad idea to me.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2018 07:42 PM (/tuJf)

74 27
17. His clearance?



I want his teeth.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii


His teeth? HIS TEETH? I want his nuts. I want them strung up on a telephone pole. I want him dug up, a la Cromwell, and his rotting carcass hung from the Capitol.

Posted by: pep at March 23, 2018 07:42 PM (LAe3v)

75
Oh what a tangled web we choose
When first we claim to be confused

-- dedicated to Sir Andrew McCabe

Posted by: Zombie Sir Walter Scott at March 23, 2018 07:43 PM (EzdLW)

76 Not the least bit in a laughing mood today - but kudos to the Horde for "bringing it".


And ace, too. This post is a compact classic in its own right.


Oh how I wish so many of our national figures were not such rich, legit, deserving sources of vicious sarcastic abuse.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2018 07:43 PM (QDnY+)

77 I had a horrible childhood. Ma used to roll me in flour trying to find the wet spot.

Posted by: Andy McLabia at March 23, 2018 07:43 PM (Tyii7)

78 An oligarchy, if we can keep it ....

Posted by: James Comey, Superstar at March 23, 2018 07:43 PM (BiLU+)

79 And under no circumstances could it ever serve as the basis for the very public and extended humiliation of my family and me that the administration, and the president personally, have engaged in over the past year.

THAT'S RICH.

Posted by: willow at March 23, 2018 07:43 PM (/ikqi)

80 We're gonna need a bigger candiru tank.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 23, 2018 07:43 PM (89T5c)

81 When do the Sessions donkey sex pictures come out ?

Posted by: Under Fire at March 23, 2018 07:43 PM (r9UYA)

82 Nuts? You guys had NUTS?! well when I was a ki....

Wait. That isn't coming out right.

Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2018 07:44 PM (MVjcR)

83 Ah, so this is the old Bart Simpson defense. I never saw Bart operate but have heard of his legerdemain.

Posted by: Eromero at March 23, 2018 07:44 PM (zLDYs)

84 74. We have time for all the things.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 07:44 PM (fA1SL)

85 36 The candiru tank is a proven remedy for confusion.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 07:36 PM (fA1SL)

"These suckers follow trace urine in the water in order to find their prey. Just saying, since you're not talking and feeling disorientated.......maybe its time for a refreshing dip Andeeee....you know..to clear things up a bit."---Andy's interrogator

Posted by: The Lonebadger at March 23, 2018 07:44 PM (3SBR0)

86 What's more disturbing is that these guys may be that delusional instead of just crooked.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2018 07:44 PM (2DOZq)

87 James Comey Called him & said your statement makes me looked like I lied under oath. FIX THAT SHIT YESTERDAY

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 23, 2018 07:45 PM (y3aQB)

88 What I would really like to see is McCabe giving a press conference and some driverless Uber taking him out. I don't think I would ever stop laughing.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 07:45 PM (8gDQu)

89 38 thread winner.

Posted by: vivi at March 23, 2018 07:45 PM (11H2y)

90 Is anyone else beginning to think that federal gov't attorneys may not rise to the top by merit?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 23, 2018 07:45 PM (PUmDY)

91 The entire apparatus of our government and 95% of our media completely corrupted for 27 fucking years just to cater to the whims and power dreams of a shrieking drunken incontinent harridan and her rapist pedophile lying piece of shit husband.

The absolute destruction of constitutional governance, courts and law enforcement.

These people need to burn.

What did our war dead die for?

The fucking Clintons?

Posted by: Sharkman at March 23, 2018 07:45 PM (BfOXk)

92 "I was confused and distracted when I provided false answers to investigators." -- Andrew McCabe.

There are Top Men in all the high-level positions in our Government, I tell ya, Top Men.

Posted by: Gref at March 23, 2018 07:46 PM (AMIL/)

93 What JackStraw just said. (actually I was going to comment exactly the same thing but then read some comments and became, um, confused - that's it - actually was laughing too much and forgot what I was going to say)


I've seen many decades of Beltway scandals.


I have never seen legal, criminal-liability sorts of scandals where the principals can't shut the F up. This is amazing.


To me the obvious explanation is that these people are taking a "public relations" approach to their situations. Guess we'll see - but to me this represents a stupendously stupid misreading of their situations. There isn't going to be any effective "working the refs" in this situation.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2018 07:46 PM (QDnY+)

94 I had a really bad experience with meat puppets once.

Posted by: Andy McLabia at March 23, 2018 07:47 PM (Tyii7)

95 Time to turn into a zombie.

Posted by: ace at March 23, 2018 07:24 PM (8rNrN)


You're going to go to SanFran and taking pictures of ghey dues in assless chaps doing their thing (or, more accurately, each other's things) out in the streets?

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at March 23, 2018 07:47 PM (yzxic)

96
Maybe they think they can make themselves more sympathetic but it seems like a really bad idea to me.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2018 07:42 PM (/tuJf)


It's pretty hard to be sympathetic when the guy has put people in jail for claiming the same thing he is now

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 23, 2018 07:47 PM (lKyWE)

97 Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2018 07:42 PM (/tuJf)

Self-awareness is in short supply in DC. I suppose that if you have spent a couple of decades always getting away with stuff, always able to slide past trouble your self-preservation instincts would just get weak like a muscle that is never exercised.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at March 23, 2018 07:47 PM (0QYMt)

98 In a few days the same article can be rerun, just replace McCabe with McMasters.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 23, 2018 07:47 PM (Eu5eZ)

99 Don't forget. McCabe was working with Comey to make up shit about what Trump said about why Trump fired Comey to create a pretext for Muller to bring an obstruction charge.

They wrote false file memos. Comey leaked his to the NYT through a friend. McCabe's would have "corroborated" Comey's.

Hanging is too good for these guys. Bring back drawing and quartering.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2018 07:47 PM (n+6mJ)

100 I have never seen legal, criminal-liability sorts of scandals where the principals can't shut the F up. This is amazing.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2018 07:46 PM (QDnY+)


That's because these lowlife pieces of shit have absolutely no fear of ever being held liable for anything. Not even the tiniest bit of apprehension.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 07:48 PM (8gDQu)

101 Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2018 07:46 PM (QDnY+)

Like I said above, the explanation may be they are truly delusional and think they have done nothing wrong.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2018 07:48 PM (2DOZq)

102 so he assisted in an attempted coup, While they all were on board heckly Trump, lying incessantly about Him, while the media toadies went after His children...
and i am reminded of Flynn that also served and was embarrassed and Ruined in a very public way and then went after his kid.

so McCabe. while this doesn't feel like jjustive to you.

None of the last administrations agencies Behavior has felt very just to half the population.

allowed to transgress , allowed to lie, allowed to divide the country in the most disgusting ways ever.

covering the disaster of Hillary's email/security because That was just dandy.
anyway. MCabe as far as i know your pension is still coming just not as much as desired.

luckier than many of us that were financially ruined by all the decisions made by your team.


Posted by: willow at March 23, 2018 07:49 PM (/ikqi)

103 His ass has a good chance of going to jail.

And that's a good thing.

Posted by: Martha Stewart at March 23, 2018 07:49 PM (NjN1G)

104 Here is the part I hate most about this.

These guys lied to investigators, and leaked stuff to the press, and generally tried to organize a soft coup against the elected president of the country, and threw us all into turmoil. They did it because they believed that Trump is a bad guy, and they are patriots who want to save us from ourselves.

Fair enough.

But then, these bold patriots get caught. What do they do? Cry and lie. Pity poor me. "But but, I'm the good guy here doncha know?"

And I say, own it, you mewling pieces of shit. OWN IT. You want to be heroes? Heroes don't lie and cry about their heroism. If you were right, you were right, and you should sing it to the stars. He should have said "damn right I leaked it to the press" when asked.

And that is the fucking end of it. You don't get to be a hero, stand by your noble beliefs, and then ask me to pity you, pity the fact you got fired for your beliefs.

It ain't heroic if you aren't taking a risk. You want to avoid punishment, avoid consequences, yet break the law asshat.


Posted by: Dean Wormer at March 23, 2018 07:49 PM (fftfA)

105 Like I said above, the explanation may be they are truly delusional and think they have done nothing wrong.


That's typical of psychopaths. Doesn't mean we have to accept it.

Posted by: pep at March 23, 2018 07:49 PM (LAe3v)

106 To me the obvious explanation is that these people are taking a "public relations" approach to their situations. Guess we'll see - but to me this represents a stupendously stupid misreading of their situations. There isn't going to be any effective "working the refs" in this situation.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2018 07:46 PM (QDnY+)

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Or it's Occam's Razor: Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

Posted by: James Comey, Superstar at March 23, 2018 07:50 PM (BiLU+)

107 103
His ass has a good chance of going to jail.



And that's a good thing.

Posted by: Martha Stewart


I'd just like to point out that Martha's been hot for a half century.

Posted by: pep at March 23, 2018 07:50 PM (LAe3v)

108 It's a combination of arrogant delusion and a belief that if they spin it publicly they can make it look like they're political victims.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2018 07:50 PM (n+6mJ)

109 What I would really like to see is McCabe giving a press conference and
some driverless Uber taking him out. I don't think I would ever stop
laughing.

---

Don't forget my favoritist part:

While the felon cross-dresser watches cat videos until impact.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 23, 2018 07:50 PM (JTMqu)

110

Hey McCrabs, does my ass taste confusing?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, NBV Inspector at March 23, 2018 07:51 PM (qul7b)

111 Hanging is too good for these guys. Bring back drawing and quartering.
Posted by: Ignoramus

1. Put him in Club Fed
2. Let everybody know he was a cop
3. Let nature take its course

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 23, 2018 07:51 PM (9Hjhc)

112 McCabe, and remember the 302s, we do.

the deal is You were a top cop. you guys implement Law on the rest of us. So who should be held to a standards?

Posted by: willow at March 23, 2018 07:51 PM (/ikqi)

113 Seems like D-lamp underestimated the breadth and depth of the problem with media and its entwinement with sectors within the government.

What to do, what to do.


I know. Let's let the legal process run its course. That's always brought justice in the past.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 23, 2018 07:51 PM (z79tQ)

114 I call dibs on the front of the line kick him in the yarbles.

Posted by: Scooter Libby at March 23, 2018 07:51 PM (NjN1G)

115 We used to play cops and robbers around my desk. One time, I nailed Comey right in the balls with a potato cannon. I got a medal for that.

Posted by: Andy McLabia at March 23, 2018 07:52 PM (Tyii7)

116 I'll take a dash of TPOP (arrogance) and Sebastian (delusional), and Mikey (etiolation of self-preservation instincts) for my explanation of their behavior.





Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2018 07:52 PM (QDnY+)

117 "So much drama he could be an 8th grade Goth Girl whose parents JUST TOTALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE!!!"
///
WTF Ace?
First, that's EMO, not goth
Second, an 8th grade Goth Girl would just mope and add extra layers of dark make up. If she even said anything like "YOU JUST TOTALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE!!!", it would be in 8 pt font, all lower case. (like e.e. cummings)

I expected so, so much more.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 23, 2018 07:52 PM (dZ756)

118 Like I said above, the explanation may be they are truly delusional and think they have done nothing wrong.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2018 07:48 PM (2DOZq)


They're not delusional. They understand something that many of you simply refuse to accept.

They are above the law.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 23, 2018 07:52 PM (fiGNd)

119 109 What I would really like to see is McCabe giving a press conference and
some driverless Uber taking him out. I don't think I would ever stop
laughing.

---

Don't forget my favoritist part:

While the felon cross-dresser watches cat videos until impact.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 23, 2018 07:50 PM (JTMqu)

It's quite a century, isn't it?

Posted by: josephistan at March 23, 2018 07:53 PM (ANIFC)

120 McCabe if he wasn't dirty the 19 years before in his function as a top cop. He sure sold His soul for the most disgusting reasons .

He might have been straight as an arrow and Hillary and Obama took him down. not Trump , not us.
He made those decisions

Posted by: willow at March 23, 2018 07:53 PM (/ikqi)

121 "Yeah, my dick went into your mouth. But I didn't INTEND for that to happen. It was just, well, my dick was flopping around, and your mouth was a hole-shaped hole, and gee whiz, it just went in there. But I didn't rape you, because I LACKED INTENT. Also, all that semen in your mouth? Not on purpose. My dick got confused."

Posted by: zombie at March 23, 2018 07:53 PM (42M22)

122 Confused... Yeah that's the ticket. Confused.

Posted by: An Observation at March 23, 2018 07:54 PM (UR3h8)

123 It's funny because, McCabe and Comey are jizzing all over your heads and you don't even realize it--yet.

Say hello to Jeff for me.

Now off the the Caymans for a few months.

Bon Voyage


Posted by: Lois Lerner at March 23, 2018 07:54 PM (r9UYA)

124 I'm sure this defense will sweep the legal community coast to coast.

"So, basically they've got me dead to rights."

"No, no, no, my good client. You see you were simply confused when you embezzled $6 million dollars from the company! The judge and jury will totally understand."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 23, 2018 07:54 PM (KXVP7)

125 TPOP and Sebastian. I love that. It's like a weekday show on Nickelodeon about a middle schooler and his robotic dog.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 23, 2018 07:55 PM (JTMqu)

126 hey remember when they'd arrest video guys to cover for Hillary and no justice was done?

i do.

Posted by: willow at March 23, 2018 07:55 PM (/ikqi)

127
Dear WaPo,

I never imagined that my dream of being the National Swamp Advisor would turn into a nightmare. I have been accused of leaking President Trump's notes for a phone call to Vladimir Putin, instructing him not to congratulate Putin. I may have leaked the notes but I didn't knowingly leak the notes. I was confused....

Posted by: HR McMasters at March 23, 2018 07:55 PM (EzdLW)

128 I'm not so sure these guys care AT ALL about doing the right thing for the country, and think that they are saving the country.

These guys are the dirty foot soldiers of a coup d'état against the US government, specifically President Trump. Foot soldiers in the modern age don't get their feet dirty or carry guns. They engage in lawfare and using the media to write stories about how heroic they are.

This entire debacle needs to be stopped now before anymore decent people are harmed. Sessions needs to unrecuse himself or resign. The Justice Dept is the hot center of the coup, and the head of the justice department cannot just sit there and watch it destroy the country.

Posted by: Boots at March 23, 2018 07:55 PM (EBwPV)

129 Burnt Toast, don't know either guy, but I think McMaster is a very, very different sort of creature than McCabe. From very different backgrounds.


And wow, today's political Hindenburg event - in less than 24 hours - drove the NS Advisor story out of view.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2018 07:55 PM (QDnY+)

130 OT, but important:

what sort of sick fuck would invent a low-carb Poptart?

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 23, 2018 07:55 PM (iJXSP)

131 124
I'm sure this defense will sweep the legal community coast to coast.



"So, basically they've got me dead to rights."



"No, no, no, my good client. You see you were simply confused when
you embezzled $6 million dollars from the company! The judge and jury
will totally understand."



No, no, no, Mr. Manson. You thought Sharon Tate was a ribeye.

Posted by: pep at March 23, 2018 07:56 PM (LAe3v)

132 I think it's great that a senior member of the federal government's frontline law enforcement agency gets confused around questions. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 23, 2018 07:56 PM (i/jNw)

133 Things are faster. And quicker. Computers...


...San Dimas High School Football RULES!!!

Posted by: Andy McCabe at March 23, 2018 07:57 PM (NjN1G)

134 red, your momma?

joke is in there, for the good of the kid

Posted by: willow at March 23, 2018 07:57 PM (/ikqi)

135 There's enough dots in the public domain to draw the cat that Flynn was framed by an orchestrated plot involving Yates, Rice, Strzok, Paige, McCabe, Contreras and Mueller.

The facts are there to charge this as a malicious prosecution depriving of rights under color law. Your basic sentence is ten years. The normal exceptions that make these cases are hard to bring don't apply. e.g. Mueller didn't turn over exculpatory evidence, which negates the grand jury finding probable cause. You just need Strzok or that other guy to sing.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2018 07:57 PM (n+6mJ)

136 I was confused when I requested that my cock & balls be cut off. Can I have them back please?

Posted by: Caitlyn, or Bruce, possibly both at March 23, 2018 07:57 PM (9Hjhc)

137 You know, I am constantly amazed by how completely juvenile all this shit has become.

Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2018 07:57 PM (MVjcR)

138 So, this guy was the number 2 at the, I mean theeee, premier law enforcement agency in the entire world, the outfit keeping us safe from the most diabolical criminal masterminds ever. And yet, he was confused to incoherency by a bunch of politicians? Republican politicians at that.

If he's the number 2, think about numbers 3, 4, 5, etc. How incompetent does one have to be to get edged out by this guy?

Yeah, I'm feeling really safe tonight.

Posted by: Call me Ishmael at March 23, 2018 07:57 PM (9X60i)

139 Dear Andy,
I know you must be down right now, so's how about a quick frot at the club ? Then dinner with Peter and Lisa, the witty pair

Posted by: Jimmy C at March 23, 2018 07:57 PM (VWsDy)

140 Circa, i imagine that could be true, But they have no problem destroying others for those exact reasons.

so

Posted by: willow at March 23, 2018 07:57 PM (/ikqi)

141 one day before I qualified for my long-planned, earned retirement.

I'd tell you what you've actually earned, you horrible little shit, but it would get me banned.

Posted by: old timey justice at March 23, 2018 07:58 PM (jmWV3)

142 "Uh oh. You're in big trouble now. There's a dead body lying in front of you, leaking blood from a bullet hole in the chest. ANd you're standing there with a .45 hand your hand, still smoking from being recently fired. And you and the body are all alone in the middle of a field with no one in sight in all directions."

"But I'm confused about why I have a smoking gun in my hand and where this dead body came from!"

"Oooohhhh -- you're confused? Then everything's alright then. You're free to go. SOrry to bother you sir."

Posted by: zombie at March 23, 2018 07:59 PM (42M22)

143 Hanging is too good for these guys. Bring back drawing and quartering.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2018 07:47 PM (n+6mJ

I mentioned the spanish donkey in the last thread. I really think that would satisfy everyone's desire for proper justice. I encourage everyone to do some research on it. So simple...yet so so SO barbaric and educational.

Posted by: The Lonebadger at March 23, 2018 07:59 PM (3SBR0)

144 I was confused when I promised when I wouldn't do that thing in your mouth.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Keyboard Cossack at March 23, 2018 07:59 PM (wSC8T)

145 "one day before I qualified for my long-planned, earned retirement."

Oh, fffuuuuccckkk you, Andy. There have been scores of decent, good cops who didn't get their earned retirements because they got done for half of what you did.

I'll bet a week's pass this asshole was a dud of a field agent, but his law degree and ass kissing skills got him his lofty position.

Posted by: UGAdawg at March 23, 2018 07:59 PM (tRd71)

146 "So much drama he could be an 8th grade Goth Girl whose parents JUST TOTALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE!!!"
///
WTF Ace?
First, that's EMO, not goth
Second, an 8th grade Goth Girl would just mope and add extra layers of dark make up. If she even said anything like "YOU JUST TOTALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE!!!", it would be in 8 pt font, all lower case. (like e.e. cummings)

I expected so, so much more.


A real Goth would wear bright linen and wool clothes, as much gold jewelry as they could afford, and cheerfully sack Rome.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 23, 2018 07:59 PM (bZ7mE)

147 * pushes McCabe's head down into the septic tank. Counts to '20 Mississippi.' Drags him out. *
Still confused?
* repeats *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 07:59 PM (fA1SL)

148 Funny all the coordinated reports that he phuckedup only the one time. OIG says "multiple instances". Guy must have been confused and disoriented ALL THE TIME. Cripes. For 20-odd YEARS?!?

Posted by: Not Huey R. at March 23, 2018 07:59 PM (hOtJL)

149 130 OT, but important:

what sort of sick fuck would invent a low-carb Poptart?

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 23, 2018 07:55 PM (iJXSP)

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The same kind that would invent a low-fat potato chip, with the added benefit of frequent sharts.

Posted by: Inventors of Olestra at March 23, 2018 08:00 PM (BiLU+)

150 and HE was embarrassed.

think about all of us out here in hickland that believed in those top cops.

Posted by: willow at March 23, 2018 08:00 PM (/ikqi)

151 red, your momma?


joke is in there, for the good of the kid

Posted by: willow at March 23, 2018 07:57 PM (/ikqi)
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my mom can't cook to save her life, but she is nasty and mean enough to inflict low-carb poptarts on kids, if anyone let her near theirs.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 23, 2018 08:00 PM (iJXSP)

152 Snoozy McSessions should have said fuck off when someone suggested recusal. The MSM would have fainted for 48 hours and then nobody would have remembered it after the next worst thing Trump did.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 08:00 PM (r/AbS)

153 Aretha Franklin cancelled her headlining appearance at 1st weekend of Jazzfest. Rod Stewart instead.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 23, 2018 08:01 PM (PUmDY)

154 McCabe was "distracted" during questioning by the IG?

Huh? What, he has ADD? Is he addicted to playing Angry Birds on his government iPhone every waking moment? Was he getting continuous texts from Stzok and Page?

Andy, the dog ate my homework may be a more credible excuse than yours.

Posted by: Gref at March 23, 2018 08:01 PM (AMIL/)

155 "I'd just like to point out that Martha's been hot for a half century."

My older cousin looks just like her, and lives about 20 miles from where Martha lived. Had people come up to her all the time,

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2018 08:01 PM (n+6mJ)

156 Yeah this is sort of repetitive, but what's the possible point of weak s**t like this from McCabe when odds are within a month there will be an IG report and even indictments indicating he was involved in lots and lots of illegal and improper shenanigans?

Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2018 08:02 PM (QDnY+)

157 Yo andy. You are 49 years old. Fuck off with the retitement shit. Talk to me in 20 years like everyone else.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 08:02 PM (r/AbS)

158 hey remember that soldier that took selfies on his ship and went to Jail?

i think he didn't receive a pension either, and He threatened the rule of law or security much less than Hillary mccabe-sztrok-page- i can go on, but i'll stop.

Posted by: willow at March 23, 2018 08:02 PM (/ikqi)

159 Confucius say. Man who not poop for many days must take care of back log

Posted by: son-of-ceviche at March 23, 2018 08:02 PM (FUy6n)

160 I'd just like to point out that Martha's been hot for a half century."

What makes her special hot is she can make a hell of a Sammich.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2018 08:03 PM (2DOZq)

161 McCabe tried to frame the president on the orders of another president. When caught, he tried to frame the Attorney General, too.

But it slipped his mind.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 23, 2018 08:03 PM (Ndje9)

162 The news today sucks, so ima go sit outside with a beer and a book. Later.

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 23, 2018 08:03 PM (TWAQb)

163 >>>You know, I am constantly amazed by how completely juvenile all this shit has become.

Posted by: Weasel<<<

We have no idea about what those words you speak mean.

Posted by: GOPe at March 23, 2018 08:03 PM (bJ0w+)

164 #103 for the win! Wouldnt it be sweet if it was really Martha?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 23, 2018 08:03 PM (SXaOr)

165 ah red, those are pretty harsh adjectives. when she would only try to help you live a long life without diabetes and such.

Posted by: willow at March 23, 2018 08:03 PM (/ikqi)

166 Confucius say. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Posted by: son-of-ceviche at March 23, 2018 08:04 PM (FUy6n)

167 I'm also starting to also start doubting this "affair" that took place between Strokez and Page. Am I wrong to suspect they used that to try to get investigators and such to not sniff around their text messages too much? I mean, c'mon...

Posted by: The Lonebadger at March 23, 2018 08:04 PM (3SBR0)

168 Haven't gone to JazzFest since ..... Clinton was in office (first term). Late 80s/early 90s it wasn't actually that insane. Grew and grew, but I stopped going.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2018 08:04 PM (QDnY+)

169 Snoozy McSessions should have said fuck off when someone suggested recusal.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 08:00 PM (r/AbS)


Snoozy's first priority is taking care of Snoozy. Snoozy's second priority is taking care of Federal Law Enforcement. There was no reason for him NOT to recuse himself.

Snoozy is never going to do a damn thing that gives either the DOJ or the FBI a black eye. So - the problem is never going to go away.

I am curious though ... after this super duper IG report comes out ... and STILL nobody of consequence goes to jail ... what will all you True Blue Believers in Truth, Justice, and the American Way hang your hopes on next ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 23, 2018 08:05 PM (fiGNd)

170 >129
Burnt Toast, don't know either guy, but I think McMaster is a very, very
different sort of creature than McCabe. From very different
backgrounds.<



I don't get the McMaster hate either. If he was leaking, I would be shocked. He is an active duty lieutenant General. West Point Grad. Armored Cav company commander at the battle of 73 Easting in Gulf War 1. Key commander under Petraeus in the Surge. Decorations include Silver Star, Bronze Star, Purple Heart, Distinguished Service Medal, and Legion of Merit. There are many more. I never served under him. But everyone I know who did loves this man. Maybe he wasn't on the same page as Trump, and Trump needs someone in that position who is. But until and unless we have proof of malfeasance, please consider the above.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2018 08:05 PM (8PL+d)

171 Not in my worst nightmares did I ever dream my FBI career would end this way.





It should have ended with a visit to Madame Guillotine along with the rest of the fucks who think that we are their subjects and that they can do whatever they want and are answerable to no one. And line for the good Madame should include, Lerner, Koskinen, the IRS, the Deep State, the Dems, the Vichy Republicans...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 23, 2018 08:05 PM (SiINZ)

172 Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 08:05 PM (r/AbS)

173 157 Yo andy. You are 49 years old. Fuck off with the retitement shit. Talk to me in 20 years like everyone else.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 08:02 PM (r/AbS)


Yeah, this. What is this crap about government employees being able to retire with full pension at age 50?

Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2018 08:05 PM (sdi6R)

174 "what's the possible point of weak s**t like this from McCabe"

They're not your usual criminals. They were Gangsters of the Law. It bred an incredible arrogance. They were Untouchables of a different sort.

Hillary getting elected would have given them all advancement and more power. Loretta at SCOTUS, Comey as AG, McCabe as FBI head.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2018 08:06 PM (n+6mJ)

175 A video of McCabe's early work:

https://youtu.be/0lHxugvam5M

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 23, 2018 08:06 PM (9Hjhc)

176 Confucius say: It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Posted by: son-of-ceviche at March 23, 2018 08:07 PM (FUy6n)

177 we should be clawing money back from this fucker if this is representative of the quality of work we have been getting.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 08:07 PM (MTjB1)

178 who was the director before McCabe? He started as Director in 2016.

Posted by: willow at March 23, 2018 08:07 PM (/ikqi)

179 Great lineup this year.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 23, 2018 08:07 PM (PUmDY)

180 These guys are the dirty foot soldiers of a coup d'tat against the US government,




I hate to break it to you, but they are the US government. If we ever took over that would be the coup.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 23, 2018 08:07 PM (SiINZ)

181 167 I'm also starting to also start doubting this "affair" that took place between Strokez and Page. Am I wrong to suspect they used that to try to get investigators and such to not sniff around their text messages too much? I mean, c'mon...

Posted by: The Lonebadger at March 23, 2018 08:04 PM (3SBR0)

=================

I can personally attest to the fact that Peter is at least bisexual. Have you seen his ass?

Posted by: James Comey, Superstar at March 23, 2018 08:08 PM (BiLU+)

182 Sounds like McCrabie is claiming to have the IQ of clam chowder... which of course raises issues and confidence in FBI 'competence' if such a rocket surgeon could be placed in any leadership position.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 23, 2018 08:08 PM (flYWz)

183 Posted by: ScoggDog at March 23, 2018 08:05 PM (fiGNd)

You're a broken record.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2018 08:09 PM (2DOZq)

184 180. No. It would be a restoration. They are the ones acting contrary to custom and law and the US constitution.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 08:09 PM (fA1SL)

185 Fidelity. Bravery. Integrity.

Top. Men.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2018 08:09 PM (ZWPVN)

186 And what does this choad mean by, "I had a lot of time to reflect on how it would feel to be separated from the organization" and all that, anyway?

He was already separated from it! Of his own volition! He worked his last day back in January. He was basically using his vacation time to coast to his cushy retirement without having to go into the office and, you know, risk reminding his boss, aka The President Of The United States, that he still exists and thus jeopardize said retirement and the benefits thereof.

I believe he must've meant to say, "I had a lot of time to reflect on how it would feel to be separated from my pension."

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Keyboard Cossack at March 23, 2018 08:10 PM (wSC8T)

187 speaking of reading, if you saw the offer to proofread CARTHAGO in last weekend's Book Thread, and didn't act on it, you might want to re-consider.

i just finished it, and it was a compelling read. of course, that's one of my favorite genre's, so i may be biased, but it was fast paced, intriguing and entertaining.

YMMV.


Posted by: redc1c4 at March 23, 2018 08:10 PM (iJXSP)

188 185 Fidelity. Bravery. Integrity.

Top. Men.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2018 08:09 PM (ZWPVN)
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See? Confusing!!

Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2018 08:11 PM (MVjcR)

189 I will use this excuse if I am ever audited....

Whaaa? I owe $29k in taxes? Man it is so co fusing this whole IRS thing. Ooopsie.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 08:11 PM (r/AbS)

190 workin on my night cheese... Lemon isn't there a slanket you should be farting in?

Posted by: Regular joe at March 23, 2018 08:11 PM (7PllL)

191 You're a broken record.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2018 08:09 PM (2DOZq)


Did I harsh your mellow ?

Well shit ... go ahead, put up the Jack Signal, and you two can talk as much as you want about all the laws that have been broken, and all the penalties for those offenses.

Just one little problem ... who's going to make it all stick ?

Melmouth ... you talk just like a Progressive. You don't have a single counter-argument to anything I say. You just object to my saying it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 23, 2018 08:11 PM (fiGNd)

192
In a fair world all these bastards would rot in jail. Its not a fair world.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2018 08:11 PM (r+sAi)

193 i have a question.

didn't irs get a new leader right before the blow up of lerner., it was koskinen at the end, but doesn't this seem to be a deal. shove someone eels in there while the guilty run off to who knows where?

Posted by: willow at March 23, 2018 08:12 PM (/ikqi)

194 >>Man it is so co fusing this whole IRS thing. Ooopsie.

That only works for some people dear.

Tootles.

Posted by: Lois Lerner at March 23, 2018 08:12 PM (r9UYA)

195 Is there anyone appointed under Obama or who continued through Obama's term in the FBI, CIA or NSA who isn't a liar and a deep stater?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 08:13 PM (tpDAe)

196 "McCabe tried to frame the president on the orders of another president.
When caught, he tried to frame the Attorney General, too."


Yeah, that might get some people a little bit bent out of shape.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at March 23, 2018 08:13 PM (0QYMt)

197 what will all you True Blue Believers in Truth, Justice, and the American Way hang your hopes on next ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 23, 2018 08:05 PM


We'll still be faster than a speeding squirt gun, more powerful than a model train, and able to leap tall beer cans in a single bound!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2018 08:13 PM (ZWPVN)

198 So the Pussy McCabe who went to Rosenstein BEGGING him to not be fired Was Anxiously waiting by the phone to see if he was going to be fired

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 23, 2018 08:14 PM (y3aQB)

199 Just one little problem ... who's going to make it all stick ?

---
so far, i would have to say that the answer is "no one"... we are no longer a nation of laws.

laws are created to favor some at the expense of others. laws are enforced against some, but not others. laws are ignored when convenient for for political purposes.


Posted by: redc1c4 at March 23, 2018 08:15 PM (iJXSP)

200 Was Flynn confused?

Posted by: dagny at March 23, 2018 08:16 PM (CAKgV)

201 The Travis Air Force base bomber is ...

Everyone brace yourselves...

@NBCNews
Officials identify driver who breached main gate of Travis Air Force Base as Hafiz Kazi, 51, who was a legal permanent resident living in the U.S. since 1993.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 23, 2018 08:16 PM (KXVP7)

202 195 Is there anyone appointed under Obama or who continued through Obama's term in the FBI, CIA or NSA who isn't a liar and a deep stater?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 08:13 PM (tpDAe)

=============

Do dead people count?

Posted by: Zombie Ambassador Christopher Stevens at March 23, 2018 08:17 PM (BiLU+)

203 Dear Andy,

We didn't intentionally mean to fire you. But we were confused.

I'm sure you'll understand.

Signed, everyone.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at March 23, 2018 08:17 PM (fftfA)

204 Well things are looking up. Amazon reports that my box of Cup-a-Soup packets will be delivered on Monday.

Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2018 08:17 PM (MVjcR)

205 McCabe is worth $11 mil, his wife is a doctor, and he inherited 2 homes from his mother. This fit over his retirement is ridiculous.

Posted by: dagny at March 23, 2018 08:17 PM (CAKgV)

206 Posted by: ScoggDog at March 23, 2018 08:05 PM (fiGNd)
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Sweetheart don't want to harsh YOUR Mellow But there is a Grand Jury
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http://bit.ly/2G4XPFn

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 23, 2018 08:18 PM (y3aQB)

207 I don't get the McMaster hate either.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2018 08:05 PM (8PL+d)


1 - McMaster sided with Tillerson to try to keep the Iran Nuclear deal in place

2 - one of McMasters first acts was to let Susan Rice keep her security clearance.

War Heroes can also be AssHoles. The two aren't mutually exclusive.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 23, 2018 08:18 PM (fiGNd)

208 I'm also starting to also start doubting this "affair" that took place between Strokez and Page. Am I wrong to suspect they used that to try to get investigators and such to not sniff around their text messages too much? I mean, c'mon...
Posted by: The Lonebadger at March 23, 2018 08:04 PM

You might be on to something. Not only that, I assume that Strzok has eyes in his head. have you seen pics of her? Bags under the eyes, thin face but has a double chin, and my God, the gums on her! And the huge teefs! As my mother would say, "She has a mouth like a piano keyboard."

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 23, 2018 08:18 PM (2NqXo)

209 Posted by: ScoggDog at March 23, 2018 08:05 PM

That you will always be here to gripe about our inferior POV, Scoggy dear.

Truthfully, "my hope is built on nothing less than Jesus' blood and righteousness..I dare not trust the sweetest frame, but wholly lean on Jesus' name..."

(That is from a hymn)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 08:18 PM (tpDAe)

210 I guess you could say ...
: |

He wasn't a jihadi...
: | 8

But a Commie Kazi
8 |

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 23, 2018 08:18 PM (KXVP7)

211 201 The Travis Air Force base bomber is ...

Everyone brace yourselves...

@NBCNews
Officials identify driver who breached main gate of Travis Air Force Base as Hafiz Kazi, 51, who was a legal permanent resident living in the U.S. since 1993.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 23, 2018 08:16 PM (KXVP7)


War is Peace.
Freedom is Slavery.
Diversity is Strength.

Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2018 08:18 PM (sdi6R)

212 "I'm an old man. I'm confused!"

Posted by: Asst. Dir. Uncle Leo at March 23, 2018 08:19 PM (Ndje9)

213 Fidelity. Bravery. Integrity.

I thought we were just supposed to pick one. Sorry, I was confused,

Signed, Andy.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at March 23, 2018 08:19 PM (fftfA)

214 As day turned to night, I had a lot of time to reflect on how it would feel to be separated from the organization I loved -- and led -- and the mission that has been the central focus of my professional life.


Gag me with a spoon. The man put in for LE early retirement and never once considered how he felt about leaving?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 23, 2018 08:20 PM (yQpMk)

215 Officials identify driver who breached main gate of Travis Air Force Base as Hafiz Kazi, 51, who was a legal permanent resident living in the U.S. since 1993.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 23, 2018 08:16 PM

He was confused. Thought he was driving to the local mosque. The so-called explosives in his car were just some fireworks to entertain the children afterwards.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 23, 2018 08:21 PM (2NqXo)

216 Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 23, 2018 08:20 PM (yQpMk)

Sounds like a ( broken) romance novel except that he's talking about the FBI

It was a dark and stormy night as I reflected on.....

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 08:22 PM (tpDAe)

217 Fake, but accurate.

Posted by: torabora at March 23, 2018 08:22 PM (K0z2U)

218 I have a nice retirement to look forward to in a few years, if the world doesn't blow up, and I do my part to protect it by not being a big fat criminal.

Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2018 08:22 PM (MVjcR)

219 he Journal wrote that while McCabe was part of the executive leadership team overseeing the Clinton email investigation FBI officials say any final decisions on that probe were made by Mr. James Comey, who served as a high-ranking Justice Department official in the administration of George W. Bush. Comey was FBI director at the time.

Posted by: willow at March 23, 2018 08:22 PM (/ikqi)

220 confused about that too?

Posted by: willow at March 23, 2018 08:22 PM (/ikqi)

221 As day turned to night, I had a lot of time to reflect on how it would feel to be separated from the organization I loved -- and led -- and the mission that has been the central focus of my professional life: the Hillary Clinton Campaign.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 23, 2018 08:22 PM (Ndje9)

222
Obama Administration legalized bump stocks. BAD IDEA. As I promised, today the Department of Justice will issue the rule banning BUMP STOCKS with a mandated comment period. We will BAN all devices that turn legal weapons into illegal machine guns.




Maybe Trump was just confused all day today

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 23, 2018 08:22 PM (SiINZ)

223 so while they all ooh my gosh Trump. our poor country. we must oust him.

they did that. at 219

it's all b.s.

Posted by: willow at March 23, 2018 08:23 PM (/ikqi)

224 Pauly Shore is less funny than both Carrot Top and Yakov Smirnoff

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 23, 2018 08:23 PM (PUmDY)

225 patriotism my ass.

Posted by: willow at March 23, 2018 08:23 PM (/ikqi)

226 What a coincidence, many a man has been let go by the FBI by saying "My answers weren't fully accurate, I was confused "

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 08:23 PM (aC6Sd)

227 Chaos surrounding him? At least he resisted the urge to blame the fog of
War.


If chaos consists of people asking him questions, he should never have had the job to begin with.

Posted by: LASue at March 23, 2018 08:24 PM (Z48ZB)

228 Grumpy @8:20... Also, he hadn't even gone into the office for over two months; he'd been using his vacation time since then. He was really already "separated from the organization"!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Keyboard Cossack at March 23, 2018 08:24 PM (wSC8T)

229 War Heroes can also be AssHoles. The two aren't mutually exclusive.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 23, 2018 08:18 PM (fiGNd)
***************
word

Posted by: Zombie 5 star MacArthur at March 23, 2018 08:24 PM (K0z2U)

230 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 08:18 PM (tpDAe)

Call me crazy Fen ... but I'm not going to hold my breath that somehow Divine Intervention will pursuade Federal Law Enforcement to take down ... Federal Law Enforcement.

But thanks for the answer Deplorable ... now the Deux Ex Machina is going to be a Grand Jury, eh ? So - when the IG report fizzles ... this Grand Jury is going to ride to the rescue ? Got it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 23, 2018 08:25 PM (fiGNd)

231 Do dead people count?
Posted by: Zombie Ambassador Christopher Stevens at March 23, 2018 08:17 PM (BiLU+)

He was an Ambassador to Libya. The State Department is a different branch than the FBI or CIA or NSA isn't it? but I get your point.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 08:26 PM (tpDAe)

232 This snale was trying to get out of Dodge as quick as he could to escape being fired. President Trump even pointed that out.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 08:26 PM (aC6Sd)

233 Shortly after getting word, I noticed an email from a Justice Department official in my work account, telling me that I had been "removed from the Federal Bureau of Investigation and the civil service."

This also is a lie. The guy claims to be on pins and needles about his job future and doesnt even bother to frequently check his work email?


Pos. Liar. Idiot

Posted by: LASue at March 23, 2018 08:26 PM (Z48ZB)

234 198 So the Pussy McCabe who went to Rosenstein BEGGING him to not be fired Was Anxiously waiting by the phone to see if he was going to be fired
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 23, 2018 08:14 PM (y3aQB)
*************

I'm not calling THAT loser.

Posted by: HS Girl Who Puts Out at March 23, 2018 08:26 PM (K0z2U)

235 "...and for that I take full responsibility"


Yes your responsibility for this is why you're fired. Fk off. See you in court.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 23, 2018 08:27 PM (0ecq3)

236 >229
War Heroes can also be AssHoles. The two aren't mutually exclusive.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 23, 2018 08:18 PM (fiGNd)<



The issue isn't if he is an asshole or if he disagreed with Trump. The issue I commented on was whether he was a traitorous leaker. Until I see proof otherwise, his career suggests that is unlikely.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2018 08:27 PM (8PL+d)

237 203 Dear Andy,

We didn't intentionally mean to fire you. But we were confused.

I'm sure you'll understand.

Signed, everyone.

Posted by: Dean Wormer

Ha ha ha ha Good one.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 23, 2018 08:27 PM (0ecq3)

238 Posted by: ScoggDog at March 23, 2018 08:25 PM (fiGNd)
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you are like Under Fire & all the others keep moving the goalposts sweetheart, maybe move them to another stadium or state

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 23, 2018 08:27 PM (y3aQB)

239 I figure that if my card key works to enter the building in the morning, I'm good to go for the day.

Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2018 08:27 PM (MVjcR)

240 We're gonna need bigger fucking helicopters.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2018 08:28 PM (KP5rU)

241 How long until he starts Tweeting Bible verses? Revelations even is my guess.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 08:28 PM (aC6Sd)

242 Call me crazy Fen ... but I'm not going to hold my breath that somehow Divine Intervention will pursuade Federal Law Enforcement to take down ... Federal Law Enforcement.

You asked me what the "True Believers" put their trust in. This true believer told you :^), but yes, I do pray every day that corruption is brought to light and people will be held accountable.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 08:28 PM (tpDAe)

243 watching Jumanji on dvd
it's pretty funny for a kids movie

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2018 08:28 PM (hMwEB)

244 They used texts

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 23, 2018 08:28 PM (PUmDY)

245 And didnt this pussy choose to retire instead of being demoted? Cry me a river pussy man

Posted by: LASue at March 23, 2018 08:29 PM (Z48ZB)

246 watching Jumanji on dvd


Chimps in the kitchen are exactly like my sons looking for more food

Posted by: dagny at March 23, 2018 08:30 PM (CAKgV)

247 McCabe, Clapper, and the rest of the cast of Scum Clowns Inc. have the exact same relationship with the truth that I have with beets.

Posted by: GnuBreed, stringent anti-beetist at March 23, 2018 08:31 PM (0ogQG)

248 Oh almost forgot, Qualifying for Australian Grand Prix is at 2am on ESPN 2, not going to set a alarm but if I'm up I will be here too.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 08:31 PM (aC6Sd)

249 Tucker commented on the @#$%@ spending bill and echoed the morons here: why does the GOP even exist?

Posted by: Smilin jack at March 23, 2018 08:31 PM (otSEE)

250 You might be on to something. Not only that, I assume that Strzok has eyes in his head. have you seen pics of her? Bags under the eyes, thin face but has a double chin, and my God, the gums on her! And the huge teefs! As my mother would say, "She has a mouth like a piano keyboard."
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 23, 2018 08:18 PM (2NqXo

That was the first thing that crossed my mind, believe me. Isn't it interesting that thousands and thousands of their texts have been deemed off limits because of their "personal nature"? This "affair" seems to me to be a great way to keep large quantities of their communications from the public eye, perhaps even covering up more information as it pertains to "Andy's Office". Odd....I thought all their communications on government devices were property of the American people. But, then again, what do I know about how things should be done in good ol' DC..

Posted by: The Lonebadger at March 23, 2018 08:31 PM (3SBR0)

251 why does the GOP even exist?
Posted by: Smilin jack

2 card monte doesn't work if you only have 1 card on the table.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 23, 2018 08:33 PM (9Hjhc)

252 247. This guy. He's not our kinda guy. - Greater Dneiperpetrovsk Amalgamated Beet Farmers & Processors Advisory Committee

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 08:33 PM (fA1SL)

253 Posted by: The Lonebadger at March 23, 2018 08:31 PM (3SBR0)
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You mean the thousands of personal texts we were apparently paying them to write? Those texts?

Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2018 08:33 PM (MVjcR)

254 248: Skip, used to love F1. It's unfortunate the sanctioning body decided to castrate the pinnacle of motorsports. Long live Senna!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2018 08:34 PM (KP5rU)

255 Hey there, Uncle Palp - are you coming into the Church at Easter Vigil?

Posted by: bluebell at March 23, 2018 08:34 PM (oMtOd)

256 Ric Ocasek is 69 today. Is he still married to Paulina?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 23, 2018 08:34 PM (PUmDY)

257 So, the Travis AFB bomber has been identified.

Hafiz Kazi

Yes, I am just as shocked as you are.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 23, 2018 08:34 PM (i/jNw)

258 And when I realized that some of my answers were not fully accurate or may have been misunderstood, I took the initiative to correct them.
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Same thing I said.

Posted by: Scooter Libby at March 23, 2018 08:34 PM (y3sT9)

259 McCabe, Clapper, and the rest of the cast of Scum Clowns Inc. have the exact same relationship with the truth that I have with beets.
Posted by: GnuBreed, stringent anti-beetist at March 23, 2018 08:31 PM

They're bleeding red all over Truth's hands?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 23, 2018 08:34 PM (2NqXo)

260 McCabe feels he should be immune for the same crimes he's watching Mueller ruin people for.

Two Americas, all right.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2018 08:34 PM (oVJmc)

261 you are like Under Fire & all the others keep moving the goalposts sweetheart, maybe move them to another stadium or state

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 23, 2018 08:27 PM (y3aQB)


I haven't moved shit. I keep saying a very consistent message ... repeatedly ... that has yet to be proven wrong - and has exhibited time and time again over the last several administrations to be true;

A Corrupted Federal Law Enforcement in coordination with a Corrupted Judiciary is not going to remedy Corrupted Federal Law Enforcement or a Corrupted Judiciary.

Now which is it ... am I fucking broken record, or do I move the goal-posts ? Because those two terms are pretty much mutually exclusive.

Look - you and yours obviously need to believe that there's a legal remedy for this shit. Fine. IGNORE ME. Block me. Whatever. I don't give a damn.

But when, time and time and time again - we see that the Judiciary is coordinating with the FBI and DOJ to protect their own - don't expect me to do anything but mock, ridicule, and scorn all this hopey dopey "but this time it'll be different" bullshit.

Even my fucking kids know better than that shit.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 23, 2018 08:35 PM (fiGNd)

262 No conservative liked this omnibus, every Democrat loved it.These threats to shut down the government always work in Democrat favor no matter who is im the majority.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 08:35 PM (aC6Sd)

263 I really want to see someone charged with a crime. It's been a year. Shouldn't some low level flunky have been charged and flipped by now?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 23, 2018 08:35 PM (yQpMk)

264 And when I realized that some of my answers were not fully accurate or may have been misunderstood, I took the initiative to correct them.
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Same thing I said.
Posted by: Scooter Libby
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Me too.

Posted by: Gen. Flynn at March 23, 2018 08:35 PM (y3sT9)

265 I put my faith here in Trump's need for revenge. He's got a raging hard on for Comey and McCabe (not the good kind). He's already put a bulls eye on Comey with a recent tweet. These fuckheads came at Trump and his people diabolically. Trump couldn't live with himself if he didn't get these guys

It's a Sicilian thing

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2018 08:35 PM (kvTYC)

266 I'm so old I remember when people were insisting that MCabe would never get fired.

Good times, those were good times, my friends.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at March 23, 2018 08:35 PM (0QYMt)

267 255. With bells on and a bow in my hair.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 08:35 PM (fA1SL)

268 And when I realized that some of my answers were not fully accurate or may have been misunderstood, I took the initiative to correct them.
-----------

Same thing I said.
Posted by: Scooter Libby
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Me too.
Posted by: Gen. Flynn
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Heh.

Posted by: Martha Stewart at March 23, 2018 08:36 PM (y3sT9)

269 Does anyone else here get very irritated by texts?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 23, 2018 08:36 PM (PUmDY)

270 256 I'm getting old

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 08:36 PM (aC6Sd)

271 253 Posted by: The Lonebadger at March 23, 2018 08:31 PM (3SBR0)
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You mean the thousands of personal texts we were apparently paying them to write? Those texts?
Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2018 08:33 PM (MVjcR

Those are the ones. I've been under the impression there were tens of thousands withheld due to their, uh, personal nature. ALLEGEDLY.

Posted by: The Lonebadger at March 23, 2018 08:36 PM (3SBR0)

272 Top. Men.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 08:37 PM (NWiLs)

273 Using McCrabie's own yardstick, would the Horde rate the Travis AFB bomber as merely being a confused propane delivery person?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 23, 2018 08:37 PM (flYWz)

274 I took the initiative to correct them.

"What happened was...."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 23, 2018 08:37 PM (i/jNw)

275 OT, but I've been dissatisfied with my e-cig lately. It takes an enormous effort to inhale and I only get a tiny bit of vapor.

This morning I took a new tank and a new coil, and filled it with fresh e-liquid. Wow! It works like new again.

Apparently old e-liquid turns to sludge after awhile.

Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2018 08:37 PM (sdi6R)

276 With bells on and a bow in my hair.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 08:35 PM (fA1SL)
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And your hair in a braid, no doubt. Wonderful. I'll be thinking of you at our Easter Vigil Mass. I love it - it's my favorite of the year.

Posted by: bluebell at March 23, 2018 08:37 PM (oMtOd)

277 It's a Sicilian thing
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2018 08:35 PM (kvTYC)

I don't think his father was Sicilian, but his mother was Scottish so it may be a Clan thing. Clans didn't mess round either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 08:37 PM (tpDAe)

278 I'm so old I remember when people were insisting that MCabe would never get fired.

Good times, those were good times, my friends.



You have to admit it was a near run thing. What, less that 24 hours before he was clear?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 23, 2018 08:37 PM (yQpMk)

279 Tucker commented on the @#$%@ spending bill and echoed the morons here: why does the GOP even exist?
Posted by: Smilin jack at March 23, 2018 08:31 PM

They're the exception that proves the rule.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 23, 2018 08:38 PM (2NqXo)

280 And when I realized that some of my answers were not fully accurate or may have been misunderstood, I took the initiative to correct them.
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Has anyone asked him, specifically, what it is that was 'misunderstood'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2018 08:38 PM (y3sT9)

281 John Gotti merely was practicing retroactive abortions. He was misquoted and misunderstood.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2018 08:38 PM (KP5rU)

282 I guess the IG report in a month or two is going to say something that might lead to indictments. Hopefully.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 08:38 PM (aC6Sd)

283 Does anyone else here get very irritated by texts?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

Depends on who's sending it. With some people it's a simple one & done; with others it's 2 hours of back and forth that would've taken 30 seconds with a call.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 23, 2018 08:38 PM (9Hjhc)

284 Those are the ones. I've been under the impression there were tens of thousands withheld due to their, uh, personal nature. ALLEGEDLY.
Posted by: The Lonebadger at March 23, 2018 08:36 PM (3SBR0)
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Fine by me. I have ZERO desire to see their pillow talk played out in text message. Yeesh.

Posted by: bluebell at March 23, 2018 08:38 PM (oMtOd)

285 Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 23, 2018 08:36 PM (PUmDY)

Yes, I don't like to tex,t but some people I know just really don't like to talk on the phone.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 08:39 PM (tpDAe)

286 Andy, did you bite your lip? You've got to bite your lip.

And remember: it's not a lie if you really want the other party to believe you.

Posted by: Billy Jeff at March 23, 2018 08:39 PM (xzV6l)

287 I saw Inconsistent Statements & Lack of Candor & Not Fully Accurate at an outdoor jam in Stuttgart.

Posted by: PhilDirt at March 23, 2018 08:39 PM (UO2Uv)

288 Confuzinated.
McCabes new Nickname should be 'Steppin' Fetchit'

Posted by: Bruce at March 23, 2018 08:39 PM (8ikIW)

289 Al Franken is the entire reason we have this bullshit Russia Investigation. Ponder that.

This whole thing would have died in a week, but the Keebler Elf decided to recuse himself and let Democrats have a $100 million dollar deep state operation.

Posted by: Jackso at March 23, 2018 08:39 PM (uc45P)

290 Grump, I'd say give it another 6 weeks. If by then nothing appears to be in the works, well, might be time to give up, go ape, or whatever it is we're supposed to do.


And thanks for not torturing me with notice of any amazing gunzzzz deals that I can't get in on, at least for the last week or two ......

Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2018 08:40 PM (QDnY+)

291 284 Those are the ones. I've been under the impression there were tens of thousands withheld due to their, uh, personal nature. ALLEGEDLY.
Posted by: The Lonebadger at March 23, 2018 08:36 PM (3SBR0)
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Fine by me. I have ZERO desire to see their pillow talk played out in text message. Yeesh.

Posted by: bluebell at March 23, 2018 08:38 PM (oMtOd)
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Well I want my tax money back!

Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2018 08:40 PM (MVjcR)

292 SEALED INDICTMENTS, PEOPLE!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) clings desperately to hope at March 23, 2018 08:40 PM (yQpMk)

293 Isn't it interesting that thousands and thousands of their texts have been deemed off limits because of their "personal nature"? This "affair" seems to me to be a great way to keep large quantities of their communications from the public eye,

Posted by: The Lonebadger at March 23, 2018 08:31 PM (3SBR0)


Yeah ... I've never heard of such bullshit like that before. If they used government phones and accounts then it doesn't matter how "personal" it might be, it ain't theirs. And they aren't supposed to be sending dick pics over government computers and accounts, anyway.

I have never seen such deference to the delicate sensitivities of material witnesses and suspects in serious cases. Just the thought of such is laughable, which is why we know that none of it was ever above board - not from them and not from those deferring to the snowflake lovers now.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 08:40 PM (8gDQu)

294 I'm sure Martha Stewart feels better.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at March 23, 2018 08:40 PM (rdl6o)

295 If I get a group text or whatever it is called, I never respond.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 23, 2018 08:40 PM (PUmDY)

296 257 So, the Travis AFB bomber has been identified.

Hafiz Kazi

Yes, I am just as shocked as you are.


*flush!*

Posted by: The MFMemory Hole at March 23, 2018 08:40 PM (gz0Wm)

297 And this putz mccabe rose to the very top of the fbi?

Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2018 08:41 PM (SjImc)

298 I've been under the impression there were tens of thousands withheld due to their, uh, personal nature. ALLEGEDLY.

There is no expectation of privacy on a government-issued device or information network. Screw 'em. Pun intended.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 23, 2018 08:41 PM (i/jNw)

299 Well I want my tax money back!
Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2018 08:40 PM (MVjcR)
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Sign me up.

Posted by: bluebell at March 23, 2018 08:41 PM (oMtOd)

300 191---You don't have a single counter-argument to anything I say. You just object to my saying it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 23, 2018 08:11 PM (fiGNd)
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I shouldn't speak for someone else but I think it is not WHAT you're saying so much as HOW.
Drop the condescension, the incessant posturing as the One Who Knows looking down on poor naive babies.

You can make a proposition without imputing idiocy to others. That way they have to respond to substance, not tone.

Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at March 23, 2018 08:41 PM (0jtPF)

301 And thanks for not torturing me with notice of any amazing gunzzzz deals that I can't get in on, at least for the last week or two ......


Ha! I'm afraid to check my Friday Flash Traffic Emails. I have burnt at least three months of entertainment budget in the last month.

Posted by: Grump928(C) clings desperately to hope at March 23, 2018 08:41 PM (yQpMk)

302 So, the Travis AFB bomber has been identified.

Hafiz Kazi

Yes, I am just as shocked as you are.

fuckin mormons

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2018 08:41 PM (SjImc)

303 We're gonna need bigger fucking helicopters.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2018 08:28 PM (KP5rU)



We're going to need to put them on the Titanic II: Electric Sinkaloo

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 23, 2018 08:41 PM (SiINZ)

304 Apparently old e-liquid turns to sludge after awhile.Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2018 08:37 PM (sdi6R)
I love the juul

Posted by: dagny at March 23, 2018 08:42 PM (CAKgV)

305 Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 23, 2018 08:40 PM (PUmDY)

I don't respond because I have an antiquated cell phone and I'm not sure I'm doing the group reply properly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 08:42 PM (tpDAe)

306 266 I'm so old I remember when people were insisting that MCabe would never get fired.

Good times, those were good times, my friends.


Posted by: Mikey NTH


You have to admit it was a last minute, down to the wire scenario. Not even close to a sure thing.

Why, I'm so old I remember when the statue of limitations was running out on Clapper lying to Congress and...

nothing happened.

Posted by: GnuBreed, stringent anti-beetist at March 23, 2018 08:42 PM (0ogQG)

307 heh. Watching NHRA on FOXS. Funnycar/Top Fuel guys are insane.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2018 08:42 PM (7ThJ3)

308 Are we sure the MSM got the name right?

Kazi or Karzi?

Big difference.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 23, 2018 08:42 PM (flYWz)

309 You can make a proposition without imputing idiocy to others.


It is not the way of our people.

Posted by: Grump928(C) clings desperately to hope at March 23, 2018 08:42 PM (yQpMk)

310 McCabe whines like a bitch.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2018 08:43 PM (oVJmc)

311 >Sign me up.



Posted by: bluebell at March 23, 2018 08:41 PM (oMtOd)<

Sis, I need a hug.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2018 08:43 PM (8PL+d)

312 I've been told that 2018 will be the year of the Brest-feeding female candidate

Posted by: SMOD at March 23, 2018 08:43 PM (e8kgV)

313 Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at March 23, 2018 08:41 PM (0jtPF)

Scoggy, I agree with Margarita.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 08:43 PM (tpDAe)

314 290 & 292. As I've said, let it all come out and let us follow all ordinary and normal remedies so that, when WHAT WE ALL KNOW IS COMING BUT CAN'T QUITE BRING OURSELVES TO ADMIT happens, no one will say, 'maybe we went too far.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 08:43 PM (fA1SL)

315 Sis, I need a hug.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2018 08:43 PM (8PL+d)
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{{{What's up, brother of mine?}}}


Posted by: bluebell at March 23, 2018 08:44 PM (oMtOd)

316 >>292 SEALED INDICTMENTS, PEOPLE!!

Thousands! Any day now...

Posted by: Lois Lerner at March 23, 2018 08:44 PM (r9UYA)

317 Wasn't McCabe accused of getting agents to alter their interview accounts (ie, fake evidence)?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2018 08:44 PM (oVJmc)

318 He was identified as 51-year-old Hafiz Kazi, a resident of the San Francisco Bay Area originally from India and living in the United States since 1993 as a legal permanent resident, according to the FBI Special Agent In Charge Sean Ragan.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 23, 2018 08:44 PM (i/jNw)

319 304
I love the juul
Posted by: dagny at March 23, 2018 08:42 PM (CAKgV)


?

Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2018 08:44 PM (sdi6R)

320 I don't usually because I don't recognize the others.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 23, 2018 08:45 PM (PUmDY)

321 Texts are OK with me, especially if it's someone I would rather not have to actually talk to. I prefer them for certain things, such as times and dates and the like.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 08:45 PM (NWiLs)

322 An amazing thing is the Stzrok Paige texts. It's like these shitheads wore a wire for months and gave ongoing speeches about what the cabal was up to.

It's Gold Jerry!

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2018 08:45 PM (kvTYC)

323 >{{{What's up, brother of mine?}}}







Posted by: bluebell at March 23, 2018 08:44 PM (oMtOd)<

Thank you dear. Nothing so serious that a hug can't cure it.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2018 08:45 PM (8PL+d)

324 Resident of San Francisco?

So it reminded him too much of home and went Jihadi-Boom?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 23, 2018 08:45 PM (flYWz)

325
No conservative liked this omnibus, every Democrat loved it.These threats to shut down the government always work in Democrat favor no matter who is im the majority.
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 08:35 PM


The American people have been hooked on government. Shut it down and "we" go into withdrawal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2018 08:46 PM (IqV8l)

326 Amazing how all of his errors and confusion kept winding up in the same political direction. You would think statistically some confusion would occur toward our side of things, but darn the luck, it just never happened.

Posted by: An Observation at March 23, 2018 08:47 PM (UR3h8)

327 307: Hammer, insane, yes. But, the nicest, most fun loving, people you can ever get to know. The best.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2018 08:48 PM (KP5rU)

328 Cynthia Nixon attacked Gov. Cuomo as famously vengeful and said she decided to challenge him because bullies have to be confronted?

Oh boy...cat fight

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2018 08:49 PM (SjImc)

329 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 23, 2018 08:44 PM (i/jNw)

Let me take a wild guess here that he was not one of the Indians that worshipped Ganesh, Shiva and multiple other gods.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 08:49 PM (tpDAe)

330 That way they have to respond to substance, not tone.

Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at March 23, 2018 08:41 PM (0jtPF)


'Rita ... we've watched these same bastards out-and-out violate law seven ways from Sunday for how long now ? How many years ? How many administrations ?

But suddenly - we're going to get investigations, Grand Juries ? The very system that's been jacked up for multiple decades is going to start working ? You're telling me the Federal Government is actually going to limit itself ?

Nah ... that's an insult to MY intelligence.

My tone IS derision ... because that's all that's left. It's a waste of time trying to "reason" with anyone that still believes that shit.

I'll settle for mockery.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 23, 2018 08:49 PM (fiGNd)

331 *Gawd, I need a hug and a support hamster.
Posted by: Andy McLabia at March 23, 2018 07:33 PM (Tyii7)*

No one needs a hug.

Posted by: R. Gere at March 23, 2018 08:49 PM (VtwaX)

332 I get real estate agents that try to text me or call me on my cell during business hours. You get a faster response when you email or call my office phone 9 to 6.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 23, 2018 08:50 PM (PUmDY)

333 Cynthia Nixon attacked Gov. Cuomo as famously vengeful and said she decided to challenge him because bullies have to be confronted?

Oh boy...cat fight
Posted by: Nevergiveup

I wonder who the more butch one is?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 23, 2018 08:50 PM (9Hjhc)

334 RIP Zell Miller

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2018 08:50 PM (SjImc)

335 331; Nothing says love like a shit encrusted rodent.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2018 08:51 PM (KP5rU)

336 >>> Let me take a wild guess here that he was not one of the Indians that worshipped Ganesh, Shiva and multiple other gods.

You're getting snarky in your middle age.

Posted by: fluffy at March 23, 2018 08:51 PM (cHbmY)

337 I started re-watching The Wire. Best TV Drama ever

The villain in Black Panther is the best thing in it. He's Michael B Jordan, and he shines in the first season of The Wire as a young slinger with a conscience

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2018 08:51 PM (kvTYC)

338 Thank you dear. Nothing so serious that a hug can't cure it.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2018 08:45 PM (8PL+d)
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Okay, good. And I'll keep you in my prayers. There's always room for one more, and after all, you're family

Posted by: bluebell at March 23, 2018 08:52 PM (oMtOd)

339 Yes, the Mystery Science 3000 of political commenting sites is in rare form tonight; too bad McCabe won't get to see himself so well skewered.

Posted by: An Observation at March 23, 2018 08:52 PM (UR3h8)

340 We really haven't had any good Uranus joke material in a while.

Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2018 08:52 PM (MVjcR)

341 The Palestinian Authority excoriated Congress on Friday for passing the Taylor Force Act, a law that threatens to freeze State Department funds to the PA unless it ends its longstanding practice of compensating the families of terrorists convicted in Israeli courts.

The Taylor Force Act, named after a US Army veteran murdered by a Palestinian assailant in Jaffa in 2016, was signed into law on Friday by US President Donald Trump, as part of an omnibus spending package passed by Congress the day before.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2018 08:52 PM (SjImc)

342 You're getting snarky in your middle age.
Posted by: fluffy at March 23, 2018 08:51 PM (cHbmY)

Middle Age?? Thank you. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 08:52 PM (tpDAe)

343 Hey, I got a reply to my one word email

March 23, 2018
I appreciate you taking the time to send me an email, and I look forward to hearing your thoughts and suggestions.

As President, the safety of America's youth-the future leaders of our great Nation-is my top priority. Over the past month, I have taken significant steps to address issues that affect our young people. We have hosted listening sessions about community and school safety with Students and Teachers as well as Members of Congress. And we have rolled out a comprehensive initiative to combat the opioid crisis, which you can learn more about at Opioids: The Crisis Next Door. My Administration is committed to ensuring that every young American has the opportunity to reach their full potential.

Thank you again for taking the time to write. I look forward to continuing to work on your behalf for an America that is safer, stronger, and prouder.

Posted by: Grump928(C) clings desperately to hope at March 23, 2018 08:52 PM (yQpMk)

344 331 Can someone explain to me the whole Gere/hamster thingy, without getting too specific on the details?

It's bound to be interassting.

Posted by: GnuBreed, stringent anti-beetist at March 23, 2018 08:53 PM (0ogQG)

345 I should have got a Force Act.

Posted by: James Taylor at March 23, 2018 08:54 PM (fiGNd)

346 319 304
I love the juul
Posted by: dagny at March 23, 2018 08:42 PM (CAKgV)


?
Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2018 08:44 PM (sdi6R)Look at juul dot com. It's a compact e cig that are starting to be carried everywhere but you get the nicotine pods cheaper if you subscribe. It's the hot new and fantastic vape. Only drawback is that if I go through my pods too quickly, I have to go to the head shop. I know they sell the pods at other places, but not near me. $50 for a 4 pack, the juul and charger. Both my sons quit with it, my husband and I quit the gum with it (and he the closet smoking). I use it a lot more than he does, since, apparently the gum was more nicotine than the little bit he was sneak smoking and chewing. Of course, I can't give up carbs and nicotine, so...

Posted by: dagny at March 23, 2018 08:54 PM (CAKgV)

347 Posted by: Grump928(C) clings desperately to hope at March 23, 2018 08:52 PM (yQpMk)

I guess the e-mail streams got mixed up.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 08:54 PM (tpDAe)

348 343. At least it uses the Oxonian comma. So there's that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 08:54 PM (fA1SL)

349 Ugh.. sorry for the OT. A prayer for my daughter please. Sitting at urgent care with bad pain in her rib cage. She thought it was just out of place, had a chiropractor adjust it today but she's in more pain now. She's a tough lass...so to go to urgent care is a big deal. She had to be hurting.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2018 08:54 PM (dUJdY)

350 I picture McCabe dressed in a Blue satin sailor suit, tap dancing his heart out with tears in his eyes and clutching a small American flag in each pale, uncalloused hand.

Like a more ghey sonny boy.

Posted by: LASue at March 23, 2018 08:55 PM (Z48ZB)

351 Can someone explain to me the whole Gere/hamster thingy, without getting too specific on the details?

It's bound to be interassting.

Posted by: GnuBreed, stringent anti-beetist

Stuffing small rodents in one's rectum was a thing among preverts back in the day. Look up Sam Kinison riffing on this topic, you'll thank me.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 23, 2018 08:55 PM (9Hjhc)

352 RIP Zell Miller
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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Didn't know. Thanks.

Zell was USMC.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2018 08:56 PM (nBBdT)

353 >Okay, good. And I'll keep you in my prayers. There's always room for one more, and after all, you're family





Posted by: bluebell at March 23, 2018 08:52 PM (oMtOd)<

Thank you again. I shall do the same.


Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2018 08:56 PM (8PL+d)

354 Don't like old socks.

Posted by: tbodie at March 23, 2018 08:56 PM (VtwaX)

355 I think the first 3 seasons of the Sopranos are the best scripted.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 23, 2018 08:57 PM (PUmDY)

356 Sorry to hear that, Jewells. I'm on it!

Posted by: bluebell at March 23, 2018 08:57 PM (oMtOd)

357 Stuffing small rodents in one's rectum was a thing among preverts back in the day.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 23, 2018 08:55 PM (9Hjhc)


I seem to recall a paper-towel tube was involved. Kind of like the launch tube from "Battlestar Galactica".

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 23, 2018 08:57 PM (fiGNd)

358 Zell was USMC.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2018 08:56 PM (nBBdT)

Didn't know that. Oorah!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2018 08:57 PM (SjImc)

359 >Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2018 08:54 PM (dUJdY)<



Prayer offered. Please let us know how it goes.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2018 08:58 PM (8PL+d)

360 Then mock me too ScottDog. I'm in the JackStraw camp. Not everyone is corrupt. And I know enough about legal process to connect dots and see trends

What's remarkable is that MSM won't go near this. It's the dog that didn't bark. Doesn't mean shit isn't developing

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2018 08:58 PM (kvTYC)

361 350 I picture McCabe dressed in a Blue satin sailor suit, tap dancing his heart out with tears in his eyes and clutching a small American flag in each pale, uncalloused hand.

Like a more ghey sonny boy.

Posted by: LASue at March 23, 2018 08:55 PM (Z48ZB)

LOL

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 23, 2018 08:58 PM (4ErVI)

362 Is Sharkman around?

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2018 08:58 PM (8PL+d)

363 Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2018 08:54 PM (dUJdY)

I'll send up a prayer. I used to get bad cramps in my rib cage before I fixed my diet. I never did figure out what that was. I'm anti-chiropractor though.

Posted by: dagny at March 23, 2018 08:58 PM (CAKgV)

364 Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2018 08:54 PM (dUJdY)

No prayer requests are ever OT, IMO. Will pray for them to discern what is wrong, for relief of pain for your daughter and complete healing. I think that's one of the hardest things about being a parent-when your child is in pain and it's out of your control.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 08:59 PM (tpDAe)

365 360: Shit never sleeps. Neil got that wrong too.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2018 08:59 PM (KP5rU)

366 *The Palestinian Authority excoriated Congress on Friday for passing the Taylor Force Act,*

Hahahahaha!

*Deep breath*

Oh. They are serious.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Posted by: tbodie at March 23, 2018 09:00 PM (VtwaX)

367 There is no e-cig, only juul.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 09:01 PM (NWiLs)

368 The first season or so of The Sopranos is funny as you watch the writers go from their "modern" concept of a show about a mob boss seeing a psychiatrist to saying, ah f*ck it, let's make this "Goodfellas the TV Series".

Posted by: change of focus at March 23, 2018 09:01 PM (jmWV3)

369 Some good deals from SOG http://bit.ly/2I1NDhj

I think the best one is the 1092rd crate of 7.62 1895 pistol ammo, if any of you own one of these classic Nagants. Only $175.50.

Posted by: Grump928(C) clings desperately to hope at March 23, 2018 09:03 PM (yQpMk)

370 >367
There is no e-cig, only juul.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 09:01 PM (NWiLs)<

I'm concerned that I get your shit.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2018 09:03 PM (8PL+d)

371 >Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2018 08:54 PM (dUJdY)

Prayers for your daughter and you.

Posted by: tbodie at March 23, 2018 09:03 PM (VtwaX)

372 >365
360: Shit never sleeps. Neil got that wrong too.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2018 08:59 PM (KP5rU)<
Wasn't that Rust?

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2018 09:04 PM (8PL+d)

373 346
Posted by: dagny at March 23, 2018 08:54 PM (CAKgV)


OK. I'm using the Halo Triton, and I like it. I originally bought a starter kit, and I've since bought several spare batteries, chargers, tanks, coils, and mouthpieces. I have batteries and a charger at both home and work, so I always have a fresh one.

The coils need to be replaced periodically, and the tanks and mouthpieces can crack if dropped. The replacement parts are not expensive.

What I learned today is that old e-liquid eventually thickens and becomes difficult to inhale. Using a new tank with fresh e-liquid is like night and day. I should just discard what's left of the sludge in the old tank and wash it out.

Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2018 09:04 PM (sdi6R)

374 What's remarkable is that MSM won't go near this. It's the dog that didn't bark. Doesn't mean shit isn't developing

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2018 08:58 PM (kvTYC)


Write this down ... and remember it. Remember who told you.

If this legal process starts to get traction ... the Republican Establishment will shut it down.

That's the great big fallacy of all this bullshit. At the end of the day - the GOPe is not going to let the FBI, DOJ, or any other Federal Agency take a black eye. They want to CONTROL those entities. Not deconstruct them.

And nothing less than deconstruction will change a damn thing.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 23, 2018 09:05 PM (fiGNd)

375 Well it's the Washington Post, if they printed it it must be true, right? *cough*


Also:
"322 An amazing thing is the Stzrok Paige texts. It's like these shitheads wore a wire for months and gave ongoing speeches about what the cabal was up to.

It's Gold Jerry!
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2018 08:45 PM (kvTYC)"

I think we oughta give 'em both medals. Right before we fire them and toss 'em in the clink.

Posted by: West at March 23, 2018 09:05 PM (7Ml7x)

376 372: Yes. But, shit works faster.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2018 09:05 PM (KP5rU)

377 Posted by: Grump928(C) clings desperately to hope at March 23, 2018 08:52 PM (yQpMk)

I got the same reply to my longer than one word-email, but mine had letters in it that looked like Chinese characters.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 09:05 PM (tpDAe)

378 Former Kings star DeMarcus Cousins has offered to pay for the funeral of the 22-year-old unarmed man who was shot and killed by city police on Sunday in his grandmothers backyard, the Sacramento Bee has reported, citing a source.

Oh ya mean the convicted felon who was caught breaking into his neighbor's home, who ran, and then turned on the police in the dark with a cell phone in his hand?
Cry me a river. Call me a cold hearted bastard but he got what he deserved and I feel sorry for the Cops who shot him, since I am sure they are in for a tone of grief

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2018 09:06 PM (SjImc)

379 I've been meaning to ask - how in the hell do Chinese keyboards work?

Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2018 09:06 PM (MVjcR)

380 Shit never sleeps. Neil got that wrong too.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2018 08:59 PM (KP5rU)
Wasn't that Rust?
Posted by: Muad'dib

Shit rust never sleeps, it just eats away at your car until shit wheels are the only thing left. That's why you gotta nip it in the shitbud.

Posted by: Lahey at March 23, 2018 09:06 PM (9Hjhc)

381 I'm concerned that I get your shit.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2018 09:03 PM (8PL+d)


Heh. So am I half the time.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 09:07 PM (NWiLs)

382 Gandolfini made The Sopranos.

Because it was such a hit, the HBO suits made Chase stretch it out longer than he had planned. So it lost a bit in later seasons when they added story arcs that didn't involve Tony

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2018 09:07 PM (hRAmC)

383 378: Truth.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2018 09:07 PM (KP5rU)

384 What's not to get?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 23, 2018 09:07 PM (PUmDY)

385 What I learned today is that old e-liquid eventually thickens and becomes difficult to inhale.

You gotta' make e-hash out of that stuff !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 23, 2018 09:07 PM (fiGNd)

386 Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2018 09:06 PM (SjImc)

It's like the press wants to start or keep the race war going.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2018 09:08 PM (2DOZq)

387 The Sopranos was one of my favorite, the only ones I really disliked were the ones that had dream sequences.

But the Sopranos pretty much created the new age of television where many shows are WAY better than whatever is playing at the movie theater.

Posted by: Jackso at March 23, 2018 09:08 PM (uc45P)

388 351 Stuffing small rodents in one's rectum was a thing
among preverts back in the day. Look up Sam Kinison riffing on this
topic, you'll thank me.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable


Found it. And he handled the topic in a quite mature way, with minimal profanity and mild mental imagery.

Oh, who am I fucking kidding. Ho Lee Fuk.

Sam Kinison Gerbils will get you to the youtube recording.

Posted by: GnuBreed, stringent anti-beetist at March 23, 2018 09:08 PM (0ogQG)

389 Hey everybody.

This is a sad story from Fox News...

https://tinyurl.com/yd9rn78x

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 23, 2018 09:08 PM (eMKNe)

390 380: I'll take stuff Barney Fife said for $1200.00 Alex.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2018 09:09 PM (KP5rU)

391 It's like the press wants to start or keep the race war going.


The Democrats need Obama level turnout of blacks this cycle. The press will do every thing they can get keep them angry enough to vote.

Posted by: Grump928(C) clings desperately to hope at March 23, 2018 09:09 PM (yQpMk)

392 One thing about The Sopranos that gets me: why did they make AJ into such an emo little pussy?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 23, 2018 09:09 PM (9Hjhc)

393 OK Scott Dogg. See you in three months

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2018 09:09 PM (hRAmC)

394 He is confused because TRump threatened him and accused him causing him to be nervous. Trump lies to him !!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at March 23, 2018 09:09 PM (qM84C)

395 Lydia also made the Sopranos, poor you

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 23, 2018 09:10 PM (PUmDY)

396 The Democrats need Obama level turnout of blacks this cycle. The press will do every thing they can get keep them angry enough to vote.
Posted by: Grump928(C) clings desperately to hope at March 23, 2018 09:09 PM (yQpMk)

Yup

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2018 09:10 PM (SjImc)

397 I've been meaning to ask - how in the hell do Chinese keyboards work?
Posted by: Weasel


I assume like Japanese keyboards; you type in the phonetic 'word' or radical (hanzi root character) and select the actual hanzi you want.

I know the first Chinese/Japanese computers used to have a huge keyboard with dozens sub-keys that you had to used together to enter a character.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 23, 2018 09:10 PM (KXVP7)

398 Prayers for Jewells and her daughter.




378
*fist bump*

Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2018 09:11 PM (a3OL0)

399 It looks like millennial model millionaires Paris Jackson and Cara Delevingne are an item.

Is anyone straight and normal ( well relatively) anymore

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2018 09:11 PM (SjImc)

400 AJ was a terrible story ac in the later seasons.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 23, 2018 09:12 PM (PUmDY)

401 Sam Kinison is my favorite comic. Today, he'd be crucified

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2018 09:12 PM (LgkiV)

402 Is anyone straight and normal ( well relatively) anymore
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2018 09:11 PM (SjImc)

Yes on the first, the second...define "normal."

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 09:12 PM (NWiLs)

403 Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 23, 2018 09:10 PM (KXVP7)
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Well what do you know. I suppose that's the only way they could work without being 100 feet long. Thanks.

Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2018 09:12 PM (MVjcR)

404 It's like the press wants to start or keep the race war going.


The Democrats need Obama level turnout of blacks this cycle. The press will do every thing they can get keep them angry enough to vote.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

________

I think Trump was the sign that strategy can backfire.

If Republican garners like 2-3% more of the white vote, its pretty much impossible for a Democrat to win

Posted by: Jackso at March 23, 2018 09:13 PM (uc45P)

405 This is a sad story from Fox News...

https://tinyurl.com/yd9rn78x
Posted by: qdpsteve

Can we start launching missiles into that shithole already?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 23, 2018 09:13 PM (9Hjhc)

406 http://bit.ly/2pCWvlQ
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Bill Murray: Parkland Students Just Like Those Who Ended Vietnam War | Daily Wire

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 23, 2018 09:13 PM (y3aQB)

407 define "normal."
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 09:12 PM (NWiLs)

???
I'll have to get back to ya on that one?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2018 09:13 PM (SjImc)

408 399: Sorry, but zero fucks given.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2018 09:13 PM (KP5rU)

409 The Christopher storyline at the end was good.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 23, 2018 09:14 PM (PUmDY)

410 >???

I'll have to get back to ya on that one?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2018 09:13 PM (SjImc)<

Opened a can of worms did you?

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2018 09:14 PM (8PL+d)

411 Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2018 09:12 PM (LgkiV)
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Thiink what they would do to Frank Zappa

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 23, 2018 09:14 PM (y3aQB)

412 zero fucks given.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2018 09:13 PM (KP5rU)

I believe in that case, that would be anatomically correctr

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2018 09:14 PM (SjImc)

413 I have become part of the bizarro world. I actually think Roseanne Barr is a lucid human being that makes a lot of sense. Maybe she always was coming from a middle class upbringing and life before making it big but Hollywood just made her crazy for a time.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2018 09:15 PM (2DOZq)

414 Bill Murray: Parkland Students Just Like Those Who Ended Vietnam War
Posted by: DeploraBOT

Communist stooges?
That's a bullseye.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 23, 2018 09:15 PM (9Hjhc)

415 Paulie Walnuts and Christapha in the Pine Barrens was classic.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2018 09:15 PM (KP5rU)

416 Can we start launching missiles into that shithole already?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 23, 2018 09:13 PM (9Hjhc)


I've never been to the Middle East. Won't, either.

But of all the places I HAVE been ... Mexico is absolutely positively the damn worst.

I'd shut the border down to that friggin' joint just based on general principles.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 23, 2018 09:16 PM (fiGNd)

417 OK. I'm using the Halo Triton, and I like it. I originally bought a starter kit, and I've since bought several spare batteries, chargers, tanks, coils, and mouthpieces. I have batteries and a charger at both home and work, so I always have a fresh one.

The coils need to be replaced periodically, and the tanks and mouthpieces can crack if dropped. The replacement parts are not expensive.

What I learned today is that old e-liquid eventually thickens and becomes difficult to inhale. Using a new tank with fresh e-liquid is like night and day. I should just discard what's left of the sludge in the old tank and wash it out.
Posted by: rickl at March



you use perfluorocarbon dive tanks? very cool indeed. would like to give it a try but sharks.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 09:16 PM (MTjB1)

418 I wouldn't know a millennium model from some very attractive woman of the same age who passed me on the street.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 09:16 PM (tpDAe)

419
If Republican garners like 2-3% more of the white vote, its pretty much impossible for a Democrat to win
Posted by: Jackso at March 23, 2018 09:13 PM (uc45P)

Given white people are having no kids and non whites are having mucho kids that will change soon.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 09:16 PM (8Z/l7)

420 406 http://bit.ly/2pCWvlQ
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Bill Murray: Parkland Students Just Like Those Who Ended Vietnam War | Daily Wire
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 23, 2018 09:13 PM (y3aQB)

That's the liberal Bill Murray I always knew.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2018 09:16 PM (2DOZq)

421 Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2018 09:15 PM (2DOZq)


Chilling, isn't it?

Posted by: Infidel at March 23, 2018 09:16 PM (a3OL0)

422 Bill Murray: Parkland Students Just Like Those Who Ended Vietnam War | Daily Wire

I thought Nixon ended the Vietnam War.

Posted by: Grump928(C) clings desperately to hope at March 23, 2018 09:17 PM (yQpMk)

423 Bill Murray: Parkland Students Just Like Those Who Ended Vietnam War | Daily Wire

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 23, 2018 09:13 PM (y3aQB)




Does he mean they're both a bunch of commie stooges?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 23, 2018 09:17 PM (SiINZ)

424 Talked with Zell a couple of times. Maybe the last sane democrat.

Posted by: IanDeal at March 23, 2018 09:18 PM (5mrLG)

425 >>>Bill Murray: Parkland Students Just Like Those Who Ended Vietnam War | Daily Wire

I thought Nixon ended the Vietnam War.

Posted by: Grump928(C) clings desperately to hope at March 23, 2018 09:17 PM (yQpMk)


Forget it. He's rolling.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 09:18 PM (8gDQu)

426 So tomorrow will be non stop gunz r bad coverage in the news? But Im not worried. Even though the march is to ban guns, I have ben assured by the media that Im paranoid to think anyonr wanta to ban guns.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 09:18 PM (8Z/l7)

427 Earth to Bill Murray, commie corruptocrats ended the Vietnam war. Not students. It was baked in the cake before escalation.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2018 09:18 PM (KP5rU)

428

Use the Force Act, Luke.

Posted by: Yoda at March 23, 2018 09:19 PM (IqV8l)

429 So tomorrow will be non stop gunz r bad coverage in the news?


I will be at the range at 8AM so I guess I will miss all that.

Posted by: Grump928(C) clings desperately to hope at March 23, 2018 09:19 PM (yQpMk)

430 With Mexico, I don't even believe it when they say "No foul play involved". The radio said it could have been "gas" malfunction or food poisoning. They look the same way with both of those? I would never go to Mexico-anywhere.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 09:20 PM (tpDAe)

431 Late to the thread. Blood boiling.

So, I apparently pissed off some lib womyn we know casually sitting at the bar at dinner.

Her son served on a desk job in A-stan and is dealing with "horrible PTSD."

I've been extremely sympathetic to her and her husband, but tonight she hit my BUTTON and I put some knowledge about Barry, the VA and the Dems on her. Oh, and she LOVES the anti-gun kidz, and I let her have it about that too.

My husband was kicking the shit out of my leg and I didn't care.

F*ck that!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 09:20 PM (ptqGC)

432 Trump signed a gun control bill today. So Camera Hogg should be happy. Oh right he isnt happy since his end game is a complete gun ban.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 09:20 PM (8Z/l7)

433 define "normal."
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 09:12 PM (NWiLs)

ME!

The rest of you are just not right.

Posted by: tbodie at March 23, 2018 09:20 PM (VtwaX)

434 everyone knows mexico is a shithole. the only mexicans that aren't here are the ones that are too lazy or corrupt to bother.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 09:20 PM (MTjB1)

435 431; Doesn't food poisoning cause killer gas?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2018 09:21 PM (KP5rU)

436 **pours vodka martini for Jane**

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2018 09:21 PM (8PL+d)

437 I'm going to miss the kids crusade by avoiding the Internet all day.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 09:21 PM (tpDAe)

438 Yes, Pine Barrens is an exception that Sopranos worked best riffing off Tony

It may be the best of the series. A comic interlude like The Trouble With Tribbles





Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2018 09:21 PM (LgkiV)

439 Posted by: Bill Wynn at March 23, 2018 09:20 PM

Early night tonight, clown?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 23, 2018 09:22 PM (KXVP7)

440 The students are who helped turn Vietnam into another communist nation, slaughter thousand of innocent South Vietnam families and enable a genocide next door.

Way too go!

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2018 09:22 PM (2DOZq)

441 432; Fight on, Jane! A true patriot. Thank You!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2018 09:22 PM (KP5rU)

442 So much for the Bill Murray love

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2018 09:23 PM (IqV8l)

443 Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2018 09:21 PM (KP5rU)

I obviously meant gas as the odorless stuff the seeps through an apartment and causes death.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 09:23 PM (tpDAe)

444 Coach Huggins could have been an extra in the Sopranos.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 23, 2018 09:23 PM (PUmDY)

445 **pours vodka martini for Jane**


Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2018 09:21 PM (8PL+d)


I *may* have been on my second one at the bar. And this woman claims their son and only child "hates" them for various things. Well, they voted for Obama twice....

Gah. And they've just moved here from.....New Jersey.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 09:24 PM (ptqGC)

446 **pours gin martini for Jane**

Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2018 09:24 PM (sdi6R)

447 second one at the bar. And this woman claims their son and only child "hates" them for various things. Well, they voted for Obama twice....

Gah. And they've just moved here from.....New Jersey.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March




more importantly, is she hot?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 09:25 PM (MTjB1)

448 #MuhMoney #MuhPower #MuhPrivileges

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 23, 2018 09:25 PM (l9m7l)

449
**pours gin martini for Jane**

Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2018 09:24 PM (sdi6R)


Vodka please. Husband drinks gin. *smooch*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 09:25 PM (ptqGC)

450 **pours 2nd vodka martini for Jane**



You'll need this.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2018 09:25 PM (8PL+d)

451 I'm going to miss the kids crusade by avoiding the Internet all day.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Is it okay to helicopter minors or do we wait until they're 18?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 23, 2018 09:25 PM (9Hjhc)

452 Is Trump still literally worse than Hitler for the left after today's schlonging?

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 09:25 PM (r/AbS)

453 439: "He's an interior decorator or something!"

"You're kidding, his place looked like shit!"

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2018 09:25 PM (KP5rU)

454 Who was asking about .308s today? CDNN has discounted Ruger Precisions at $999.

http://bit.ly/2HYr6Sw

Posted by: Grump928(C) clings desperately to hope at March 23, 2018 09:26 PM (yQpMk)

455 Jewels, prayers up.

It sounds like she may have costal chondritis. It pain and swelling of the cartilage of the rib cage and sternum. It feels like you are having a heart attack, but you aren't. Movement of the arms and breathing exacerbates it. Advil, muscle relaxers and rest to calm the pain.

Hoping that it's nothing worse. Hugs to both of you.

Posted by: Moki at March 23, 2018 09:26 PM (V+V48)

456 443 So much for the Bill Murray love
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2018 09:23 PM (IqV8l)

That's why I didn't join in on it. I alway knew he was a big lib since he played with Scott Simpson as his pro playing partner at Pebble Beach. Simpson was one of the few outspoken Libs in the PGA . At least at that time.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2018 09:26 PM (2DOZq)

457 **pours gin martini for Jane**

Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2018 09:24 PM (sdi6R)

Vodka please. Husband drinks gin. *smooch*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 09:25 PM (ptqGC)

*Pours tequila martini for Jane.*

The fireworks will be epic.

Posted by: tbodie at March 23, 2018 09:27 PM (VtwaX)

458 Why were we supposed to love Bill Murray again? I forgot.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 09:28 PM (r/AbS)

459 Posted by: Moki at March 23, 2018 09:26 PM (V+V4
--------
Hi moki!
Question - does Mr. moki smoke cigars?

Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2018 09:28 PM (MVjcR)

460 455 Who was asking about .308s today? CDNN has discounted Ruger Precisions at $999.

http://bit.ly/2HYr6Sw
Posted by: Grump928(C) clings desperately to hope at March 23, 2018 09:26 PM (yQpMk)

Just received my extra mags today for my Savage Axis .308. Two mags cost me half the price of the rifle.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2018 09:28 PM (2DOZq)

461
**pours 2nd vodka martini for Jane**

You'll need this.


Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2018 09:25 PM (8PL+d)


Lol. I'm good. We went off Nutrisystem for tonight. I had steamed Sapelo Island clams, and husband had a crab cake. We shared baked brussels sprouts. And we each had two cocktails!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 09:28 PM (ptqGC)

462 and as always, GrabaGun has some deals.

http://bit.ly/2I0fqyM

Posted by: Grump928(C) clings desperately to hope at March 23, 2018 09:28 PM (yQpMk)

463 Lotta bartenders on this thread.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2018 09:29 PM (8PL+d)

464 Two mags cost me half the price of the rifle.


Whoa. Either a great deal on the rifle or a terrible deal on the mags.

Posted by: Grump928(C) clings desperately to hope at March 23, 2018 09:29 PM (yQpMk)

465 464; Can't have too many bartenders. Just sayin.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2018 09:30 PM (KP5rU)

466 >Lol. I'm good. We went off Nutrisystem for tonight. I
had steamed Sapelo Island clams, and husband had a crab cake. We shared
baked brussels sprouts. And we each had two cocktails!!!


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 09:28 PM (ptqGC)<


Look at you two living on the edge!

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2018 09:30 PM (8PL+d)

467
Bill Murray: Parkland Students Just Like Those Who Ended Vietnam War | Daily Wire

I thought Nixon ended the Vietnam War.
Posted by: Grump928(C) clings desperately to hope at March 23, 2018 09:17 PM (yQpMk)






He did. By bombing the ever-loving shit out of the North Vietnamese until they came crying to the peace table and signed the peace treaty.

They simply started ANOTHER war about 18 months later, and the commie cocksuckers in the Donk congressional delegation immediately betrayed the Southerners and left them to die horribly at the hands of the genocidal Northerners.

It also started the Cambodian genocide, incidentally.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 23, 2018 09:30 PM (eXA4G)

468 >466
464; Can't have too many bartenders. Just sayin.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2018 09:30 PM (KP5rU)<

My Brother.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 23, 2018 09:31 PM (8PL+d)

469 Le ONT est NOOD!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 23, 2018 09:31 PM (e9G8E)

470 Idiot GOP put gun conytol in omnibus but went un noticed for the most part. So not only did they restrict 2A right for millions, they will get no crdit for it during the Kidz Saturday Gun Hate Show. Can the gop be any more fucking stupid?

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 09:31 PM (r/AbS)

471 Son called (like a little kid) last week and asked if he could come over because he had a fever.

He spent the afternoon here, sleeping mostly, and when he finally got in to see the local VA he had a bacterial infection.

The local VA is at least speeding things up under PDT. And son has been promised he can see the local specialist of his choice for his injured back from combat in A-stan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 09:32 PM (ptqGC)

472 Jane, you did that woman a favor by putting her some knowledge. Maybe it will make her think about her choices. Good on you for speaking and not being a "polite" southern lady!

Posted by: Moki at March 23, 2018 09:32 PM (V+V48)

473 465 Two mags cost me half the price of the rifle.


Whoa. Either a great deal on the rifle or a terrible deal on the mags.
Posted by: Grump928(C) clings desperately to hope at March 23, 2018 09:29 PM (yQpMk)

I should have said almost. Exaggerating for effect . Two mags cost me $105 tax included. Rifle was $300 on sale.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2018 09:33 PM (2DOZq)

474 Jane, you did that woman a favor by putting her some
knowledge. Maybe it will make her think about her choices. Good on you
for speaking and not being a "polite" southern lady!

Posted by: Moki at March 23, 2018 09:32 PM (V+V4


Thank you. My husband was embarrassed. I wasn't.


Love you, and prayers for you and your family.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 09:33 PM (ptqGC)

475 martinis are made with gin. when you say "bar bitch, I want a martini" it will come with gin possibly with a spit garnish.


when you want some bastardized variation of a martini then you have to specify the particular deviation you desire.




similar to how a reuben, for some stupid unknown reason is made with corned beef.

when you want something that tastes delicious you have to tell the waitress you would like a "pastrami reuben", otherwise you will get that other thing.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 09:34 PM (MTjB1)

476 Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 09:28 PM (r/AbS)
---------------
Sames Reason people like you are shitting your Pants today !
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He said something Conservative & today was a Liberal again

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 23, 2018 09:35 PM (y3aQB)

477 Hey weasel!

He used to- hasn't smoked any since his quad by pass. I actually don't mind them, so if his cardiologist is okay with it, he's good to go.

Posted by: Moki at March 23, 2018 09:36 PM (V+V48)

478 Posted by: Moki at March 23, 2018 09:36 PM (V+V4
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Well if he gets the nod let me know, I can bring a nice one for him next time I see you.

Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2018 09:37 PM (MVjcR)

479 Thanks weasel!! He will enjoy it!

Posted by: Moki at March 23, 2018 09:38 PM (V+V48)

480 Sam Kinison is my favorite comic. Today, he'd be crucified
Posted by: Ignoramus


He's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Dr. Leonard McCoy at March 23, 2018 09:42 PM (S6Pax)

481 My occupant will sign a pile of diarrhea if someone puts it on his desk!

Posted by: A White House in Chaos at March 23, 2018 09:45 PM (FjBU6)

482 How is that all these lawyers get confused by questions? From the first day they enter law school they are taught the Socratic Method. They then spend their lifetimes asking questions of all of us. Poor lawyers, I feel so sorry for them being so confused by questions.

Posted by: Locke Common at March 23, 2018 09:46 PM (AuwE4)

483 So according to Rush Limbaugh, McCabe's net worth is $11 MILLION.

YES.

$11 Million.

He doesn't need his pension so F*ck him.

He's going to get a fat book contract from some liberal publishing house. So, again, F*ck McCabe!

Lying Mofo!

Posted by: Lauren at March 23, 2018 10:03 PM (sfTG+)

484 Bill Murray: Parkland Students Just Like Those Who Ended Vietnam War | Daily Wire

Yes, Communist Dupes the lot of them.

Posted by: An Observation at March 23, 2018 10:26 PM (UR3h8)

485 "Does that whole Muh distinguished public servant bullshit still impress anyone?



I know they're always going on about faithful public servant derp derp, but I just roll my eyes.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis"

Anytime I hear anybody going on about being a public servant I think of hogs feeding at a trough. Narcissistic, power hungry hogs.

Posted by: Ripley at March 23, 2018 11:16 PM (NbRJx)

486 Tell it to a real civil servant, 3 Start General Mike Flynn.

Posted by: Trip at March 23, 2018 11:33 PM (T8h73)

487 Embrace the suck, Andy.

Posted by: Martha Stewart at March 24, 2018 12:19 AM (qlTN9)

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 24, 2018 03:11 AM (mpXpK)

489 Who writes McCabe's schitck? Jon Lovitz?

Posted by: US Person at March 24, 2018 06:56 AM (7wTSw)

490 Corrupt lying fucking cocksucker.

Posted by: Al Swearengen at March 24, 2018 09:37 AM (Ei0/7)

491 Scooter Libby did far less and ended up in prison. It's hilarious to see an FBI guy making excuses for giving false information when the FBI is notorious for indicting and imprisoning folks for that same thing. Ask Martha Stewart, or Barry Bonds, or...

Posted by: J.P. Travis at March 24, 2018 11:25 AM (GOepp)

492 Very nice takedown of bogus non-apology.

McCabe fancies himself as Joan of Arch.

If he feels so strongly, he can hike up his big girls skirt and challenge his termination.

But that would entail his getting onto a witness stand and either perjuring himself (further) or taking the 5th.

I suspect that he has already testified before a grand jury and taken the 5th.

Time will tell.

Posted by: molonlabe28 at March 24, 2018 12:31 PM (XsMaO)

493 I used to try that excuse when I was a teenager. My folks never bought it.

Posted by: Bob at March 24, 2018 12:42 PM (fVGlW)

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